Pssst It's August

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Let's Watch TV About It

    Hi Friends! Welcome to a brand new month. August. This is the first year with August, right? New to me. Jeez. Let's get goin'. Finished Summer Classes. Probably gonna get an A- or A in British Romanticismists: The Class. Maybe a B+. Now on the dawning of my final semester. Whatta bullshit. Gotta start thinking of what I do next in the Tangible, not the Abstract. Sure I know when to use the word Tangible appropriately. Get off my back about it you fools. I didn't anticipate my African American Literature Class would be 75% African American. Oh well. I look forward to endearing myself to them with all my White Comments. Let's look at it from the White Perspective For a Little Bit, I will introduce every comment.
    I know the percent of African Americans because I facebooked every girl on the roster. Exciting to find out if there's any cute girls in my Future Class! Sure I'm not a stalker, get off my back about it. It's not stalking if you don't know who it is you're stalking! That's a rule! Anyway, crap and crap. No Roster yet for Disabilities Senior Seminar Class. Hopefully 75% Disabled. Let's look at it from a nondisabled... wait I'm mentally disabled aren't I. Crap! I fell for their trap. Anyway, crap and crap.
    Let's see. Country is falling apart. Wow. Trump is a Disgusting Person. That's my takeaway from News. Just an irredeemably terrible person. Anyway. Jeez. There's no more, Oh, let's see if he can get it under control. He's shown his true colors and that's that. Anyway, jeez. Can I make a Citizen's Impeachment on him? Let's see if that's in the constitution. What else. Third paragraph. Another week off until Fall Classes start. Wonderful.
    Mets Season is in the toilet. And not in the good way. I don't know. I wanna counter protest some fools. Get in the action. Just to have that experience, you know. Would it make a difference in the long scheme of things? No. Not even in the short scheme of things! But in context of my life it feels like a worthwhile thing to do. I can go back, Oh yeah, there was that time I counter-protested some nazis while that was going on, good for me! Anyway. ...You guys know any nazis? What else. Fourth paragraph. Maybe I can reason with them. Give some really good Public Speaking and change some minds. That's a likely outcome.
    Fifth paragraph. I'm doin' it! Lookin' forward to African American Literature. It's all post-2008 stuff. I'm already a Pretty Good Person but now I'll get the context I need to really get it. That's good stuff. Anyway. What else. Playin' chess against computer a lot, at the easiest level. Don't mean to brag, but I win 80% of the games. Sure I take advantage of the Undo Move a dozen times a game when I see I did something wrong. That's life. You mess up, you get to undo it a dozen times per game. That's life.
    Anyway, jeez. Sometimes I get mad because I realize after I make a bad move in Poker I can't undo it. Whatta jip. I don't know. Open Mic on Monday. That'll be great. Didn't go this past week on account of writing my Final Paper and in theory Preparing For Final. Sixth paragraph. I'm happy with Hillary Clinton's title to her book. What Happened. It works on several levels, and I'm a big proponent of titles, and I gotta say, that's a decent title. Also, it's a Sublime song. You can't argue with the facts.
    Jeez. What the what. Don't know what I'm doin' for dinner tonight. Most likely Something. Gotta start reading one of the books for African American class (For future reference, I feel like there's a good chance I will shorten to calling it African American Class, partly out of laziness and partly out of humor-- don't mean to be racist by reducing it to that, well maybe a little, in jest! if this is not okay, I will consult with my classmates and see if they're okay with it). The assignment was start reading this book so we have something to talk about. Pretty much verbatim. Not sure what start reading it means tangibly.
    I guess I should be a Responsible and read the whole thing. It's not too long and I got the time, right? Sure. I made a ill advised tweet a year and a half ago saying Hillary Clinton looks like the Joker. Maybe it's true, appearance-wise, but if anything, Trump's the Joker. Hillary is more of a Two Face. Which is pretty good, if you're gonna be a villain. Half the time she's great! I guess. I don't know Two Face's long and storied history in comics. Oh well. Live and learn. What else is going on. Eighth paragraph! Wow! What happened. I can't wait to find out! Straight from the horse's mouth. Which is an expression I'm not 100% what it means.
    Let's see, ninth paragraph, eh? Alright! Of all the wild speculation of who might run in 2020, let's get Al Gore in the mix. I'm jonzin' for some Al Gore Comeback. I've said that many times throughout the years. Anyway, crap and crap. I eternally can't decide if my music is great or if its terrible. It's gotta be one. I've got some decent titles, that I feel safe saying. Jeez. How long to make this entry. Who knows. Whatta do. Maybe 10. Possibly more. Possibly not. That narrows it down. SNL has been back for two weeks! I like that. They add news to comedy. Brilliant.
    Tenth paragraph. Still considering MFA in creative writing. Queens College has that. And it's very cheap. Like 7000$ for a year. And I don't have to pay for dorming. And I know many of the teachers and have good relationships with them and respect their ability to teach. Sure, I'd rather dorm somewhere in theory. This is an easier sell to my parents, though. The point is What Else And Crap. I'd have to choose between Fiction, Poetry, and Playwriting. Decisions, decisions. My instinct says Skip it, get a job you dolt. Stupid instincts. My instinct says to close it up now. No more shit to say. I'll see ya later.

-5:57 P.M.