Saturday, August 19, 2017
Let's Watch TV About It
Hi Friends! Welcome to a brand
new month. August. This is the first year with August, right?
New to me. Jeez. Let's get goin'. Finished Summer Classes.
Probably gonna get an A- or A in British Romanticismists: The Class. Maybe
a B+. Now on the dawning of my final semester. Whatta bullshit.
Gotta start thinking of what I do next in the Tangible, not the Abstract.
Sure I know when to use the word Tangible appropriately. Get off my back
about it you fools. I didn't anticipate my African American Literature
Class would be 75% African American. Oh well. I look forward to
endearing myself to them with all my White Comments. Let's look at it
from the White Perspective For a Little Bit, I will introduce every comment.
I know the percent of African Americans because I facebooked
every girl on the roster. Exciting to find out if there's any cute girls
in my Future Class! Sure I'm not a stalker, get off my back about it.
It's not stalking if you don't know who it is you're stalking! That's a
rule! Anyway, crap and crap. No Roster yet for Disabilities Senior
Seminar Class. Hopefully 75% Disabled. Let's look at it from a
nondisabled... wait I'm mentally disabled aren't I. Crap!
I fell for their trap. Anyway, crap and crap.
Let's see. Country is falling apart. Wow.
Trump is a Disgusting Person. That's my takeaway from News. Just an
irredeemably terrible person. Anyway. Jeez. There's no more,
Oh, let's see if he can get it under control. He's shown his true
colors and that's that. Anyway, jeez. Can I make a Citizen's
Impeachment on him? Let's see if that's in the constitution.
What else. Third paragraph. Another week off until Fall Classes
Mets Season is in the toilet. And not in the good
way. I don't know. I wanna counter protest some fools. Get
in the action. Just to have that experience, you know. Would it make
a difference in the long scheme of things? No. Not even in the short
scheme of things! But in context of my life it feels like a worthwhile
thing to do. I can go back, Oh yeah, there was that time I
counter-protested some nazis while that was going on, good for me!
Anyway. ...You guys know any nazis? What else. Fourth
paragraph. Maybe I can reason with them. Give some really good
Public Speaking and change some minds. That's a likely outcome.
Fifth paragraph. I'm doin' it! Lookin'
forward to African American Literature. It's all post-2008 stuff.
I'm already a Pretty Good Person but now I'll get the context I need to
really get it. That's good stuff. Anyway. What else.
Playin' chess against computer a lot, at the easiest level. Don't mean to
brag, but I win 80% of the games. Sure I take advantage of the Undo
Move a dozen times a game when I see I did something wrong. That's
life. You mess up, you get to undo it a dozen times per game. That's
Anyway, jeez. Sometimes I get mad because I realize
after I make a bad move in Poker I can't undo it. Whatta jip.
I don't know. Open Mic on Monday. That'll be great. Didn't go
this past week on account of writing my Final Paper and in theory Preparing For
Final. Sixth paragraph. I'm happy with Hillary Clinton's title to
her book. What Happened. It works on several levels, and I'm
a big proponent of titles, and I gotta say, that's a decent title. Also,
it's a Sublime song. You can't argue with the facts.
Jeez. What the what. Don't know what I'm doin'
for dinner tonight. Most likely Something. Gotta start reading one
of the books for African American class (For future reference, I feel like
there's a good chance I will shorten to calling it African American Class,
partly out of laziness and partly out of humor-- don't mean to be racist by
reducing it to that, well maybe a little, in jest! if this is not
okay, I will consult with my classmates and see if they're okay with it).
The assignment was start reading this book so we have something to talk
about. Pretty much verbatim. Not sure what start reading it
I guess I should be a Responsible and read the whole thing.
It's not too long and I got the time, right? Sure. I made a ill
advised tweet a year and a half ago saying Hillary Clinton looks like the Joker.
Maybe it's true, appearance-wise, but if anything, Trump's the Joker.
Hillary is more of a Two Face. Which is pretty good, if you're gonna be a
villain. Half the time she's great! I guess. I don't know Two
Face's long and storied history in comics. Oh well. Live and learn.
What else is going on. Eighth paragraph! Wow! What
happened. I can't wait to find out! Straight from the horse's
mouth. Which is an expression I'm not 100% what it means.
Let's see, ninth paragraph, eh? Alright! Of all
the wild speculation of who might run in 2020, let's get Al Gore in the mix.
I'm jonzin' for some Al Gore Comeback. I've said that many times
throughout the years. Anyway, crap and crap. I eternally can't
decide if my music is great or if its terrible. It's gotta be one.
I've got some decent titles, that I feel safe saying. Jeez. How long
to make this entry. Who knows. Whatta do. Maybe 10.
Possibly more. Possibly not. That narrows it down. SNL has
been back for two weeks! I like that. They add news to comedy.
Tenth paragraph. Still considering MFA in creative
writing. Queens College has that. And it's very cheap. Like
7000$ for a year. And I don't have to pay for dorming. And I know
many of the teachers and have good relationships with them and respect their
ability to teach. Sure, I'd rather dorm somewhere in theory. This is
an easier sell to my parents, though. The point is What Else And Crap.
I'd have to choose between Fiction, Poetry, and Playwriting. Decisions,
decisions. My instinct says Skip it, get a job you dolt.
Stupid instincts. My instinct says to close it up now. No more shit
to say. I'll see ya later.