Thursday, September 21, 2023

Wow What Noise

     Hey, friends!  Fifth day in a row with an entry now!  Already hit on the important topics earlier in the week.  Talked about watching TV.  Came up with several Fine Enough Titles.  Been a fine week.  Today, though, IN GENERAL is different than other days because I can have whatever lunch I want!  Finally finished off the Weekly Meal Requirements yesterday.  Been looking forward to this ALL WEEK.  I was imagining getting Taco Bell but now that the day has come I DUNNO.  Seems weird that we say dunno colloquially in America over Internet Or Text.  In America nobody pronounces the word Dun-no as a response to things in real life.  I can imagine them saying that in Britain!  Maybe in a Ricky Gervais show someone might go I duh-no!  NOT AMERICANS though.  Not sure why that's something that concerns me.  Everything is concerning at first.  Let's take everything as Concerning At First and then once we're concerned about everything we can start to narrow things down to Things That Are Really Concerning.
      Anyway.  Might take a .167 of a Gummy today to help with Act II in a little bit.  Gonna see how it goes.  I don't buy that the characters in the show The Americans are Americans.  ME TINKS the lady DOTH PROTEST too much.  If you're going out of your way to say you're Americans above all else you're only gonna make me DOUBT your Americaness.  Anyway.  I think the plot is about Russian Spies.  So I am right in Reality as well as in Jokeworld.  I don't buy that the people in 30 Rock work at 30 Rock.  Hmm.  Probably not.  Not in reality.  Probably filmed at Oh I Don't Know Silvercup Studios.  Silvercup Studios: When Second Place For Stuidios Is Good Enough!  Silvercup is second place.  That's what names mean.  Watched a Documentary about Jonathon Lennon and Pauland McCartney last night.  Kinda seems like BULLSHIT.  A lot of interviewers speaking out their ass.  And a lot of the narrative of the DOC seemed somewhat dumb and manipulative.  Still really fun to watch though!
    Anyway. Don't think I've ever seen John Lennon's dick until last night!  They showed a naked picture of him and Yoko.  Don't remember seeing this before.  I THINK I've seen 'em from the back before.  Not full frontals though!  WELL THAT'S GOOD.  They each seem to have respectable human physiques.  Anyway.  How important is it that you project your best self in naked pictures of yourself.  Try to do whatever you can to make your dick seem more dignified.  I don't know WHAT you can do.  But obviously that's something to consider when there's naked pictures being taken.  You want your private parts to be in correct posture and on their best behavior or something.  Everyone agrees across the board that YOU YOURSELF pose for pictures.  Why shouldn't YOUR JUNK.  I dunno.  Not happy about it.
     Okay!  I need to write seven more blobs of words.  And then five more blobs of words half an hour after that.  THAT SUCKS.  Okay.  Hmm.  Musicians Be Crazy.  They all got some crazy insightful and brilliant ways of looking at the world THAT CAN ALL BE TOTALLY IGNORED.  They all disagree with each other!  And they change their mindset THEMSELVES from time to time.  THEY'RE ALL GENIUSES and ALL PROOF that no one knows nothin.  If we don't have to buy into what our favorite musicians see the world then we don't need to buy into nothin'!  YEAH!  I still gotta work on my own thesis of How To See The World.  Right now I haven't started it yet.  I'm gonna get cracking on that though.  What do I know that John Lennon didn't.  I KNOW THE MOON LANDING WAS STAGED.  That sucker BOUGHT IN HOOK LINE AND SINKER.  So off the bat I have more Raw Knowledge I suppose.
    Okay.  Fifth paragraph.  I don't like it!  But I'll deal with it!  Anyway.  Feel pretty comfortable about enjoying watching TV today.  I've got a hunch I'll come across some Entertainment!  #Yes,MostArt.  Mozart.  Okay.  Why is that movie called Amadeus.  I can see it being called MOZART.  I can see it being called WOLFGANG perhaps.  Amadeus seems dumb.  At no point in the movie did they impress upon me the importance of Mozart's Middle Name.  I'ma Dias.  I don't GET the name Wolfgang.  A gang of wolves is a called a PACK.  Either name yourself PACK or PICK A NEW NAME.  Too bad Mozart didn't have hangers-on.  He could have called his Crew The Wolf Pack.  Well that was a swing and a miss.  How old was Mozart when he died.  I'm gonna say Thirty Seven.  HMM.  He was only thirty five.  The important thing is He Made The Most Of Things. No Regrets.  Hashtag Good Times.
    Whatever.  If Americans DO say dunno now it's BECAUSE we started saying it on the internet and in text.  We didn't before DEFINITELY.  Maybe now we do.  Cause we reverse engineered ourselves into saying it.  GOD DANGIT.  What else is going on and crap.  Guess I got some paragraphs to write!  I guess I can bingewatch Entourage.  Speaking of Wolfpacks.  Off the top of my head the most I'd get out of it is the Softest Of Cores Pornography.  Just all the pretty ladies that show up in every other scene.  I think I'd go ogle those supporting characters.  As for the rest of the show Not exactly sure why or what the point is.  They're all one dimensional people but when Combined Together THEY FORM A SINGULAR UNIT.  So that's good for them I guess.  Hmm.  I don't know WHY I'd be rooting for Entourage.  Kinda feels like their gains are my losses.  Anything good for THE ENTOURAGE is at THE EXPENSE of THE REST OF US.
     Seventh paragraph.  Hmm.  I do not have a Hardcore.  I stopped doing sit-ups/push-ups several months back.  Stuck with a Softcore now!  Good.  They can show me on CINIMAX AFTER DARK then.  That'll get the Royalty Checks Piling Up.  Probably should go through the royalty checks I have piling up.  Cashing in the ones I can.  DISCARDING the ones that are ineligible for Cashing In For Some Reason.  OR PUTTING THEM ASIDE in the hopes that one day I can cash them in.  I don't remember SO MUCH of Entourage being pit against Other Entourages.  Per my understanding of Popular Celebrity Culture I think most of the life of The Entourage is just being pit against Other Entourages.  Either tangibly or just in theory or intellectually or something.  That's AMERICA for ya.  THE FAT CATS IN WASHINGTON are pitting ENTOURAGE against ENTOURAGE in the hopes of keeping us divided.  GOOD.
    Three paragraphs to go!  I don't think The Fat Cats In Washington are in charge anymore.  Not sure which Fat Cats are in charge.  At this point may not even be Fat Cats at all!  Might need to figure that one out at some point.  Hmm.  Maybe I'd enjoy some non Taco-Bell Popular Franchise Meal today.  A Burger King or Macdonalds.  That could be one of the greatest ideas I've ever had in the last few seconds.  Wow.  Entourages should be working together to make life better for Entourages And Hangers-ons Across The Board.  When Entourages Join Forces there's NOTING we can't accomplish.  Whatever.  Hmm.  I assume some Entourages are natural Entourages of Friends the Alpha of the Entourage had going into the deal.  And SOME Entourages are put together piece-by-piece after the fact.  HMM I have no friends.  Lemme build a super team of fake friends now that I'm on the verge of some success.  Hold some Entourage Try Outs.  Hmm.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Whatever!  In Amadeus, Mozart dies from writing a Requiem.  It kills him!  We don't fully get information about Why And How writing music kills him.  We're meant to fill in the blanks ourselves.  Hmm.  That's art for ya.  You wanna produce some Great Art?  Gotta risk It Killing You!  Then how come no one on the set of Amadeus died.  It was a GREAT FILM yet it KILLED NOBODY.  Something doesn't add up here!  Whatever.  The more Deaths a piece of art ratchets up THE BETTER.  So what was the greatest film of all time.  The Alec Baldwin Death Film they were filming a year or two ago.  Off the top of my head THAT'S IN THE CONVERSATION for greatest film of all time.  Not as many Film Deaths as you'd think.   Just in the natural course of things there should be a whole lot more.  If anything working on a film seems to prolong peoples' lives!  I DON'T LIKE IT.
    Okay.  What more is there to talk about.  I'd say there's about 75% odds I won't particularly enjoy the rest of today.  Nighttime'll be good.  But GOOD ODDS the afternoon DESPITE BEING ALL FLUFF will be a chore.  I'll be laying in bed with nothing to do other than watch TV and I won't get anything out of it.  Seems weird.  You should get UNLIMITEDNESS out of Having Nothing To Do And Thus Doing Very Little.  Should be the best thing in the world.  The good news is I Dunno.  Whatever.  Biggest Death Film Ever was when we took motion pictures of The Earth from Space in the 1970's for the first time.  We got people dying on Earth EVERY COUPLE SECONDS.  You look at Earth for JUST 20 SECONDS?  That's six, seven deaths RIGHT THERE.  Looking at Earth From Space is A SNUFF FILM.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.   
   
    
   
   

What Do I Look Like

     Hi friends.  TOOK no gummy before this Act!  Writing it STRAIGHT.  The only high I'll get is when I Finish It and briefly feel Excited about the rest of the day we gots in store.  That's the high that artists chase their entire lives.  When they finish something!  Feeling Hmm Just Did That Now Time To Take Time Off.  Pure bliss!  Anyway I got Improv Class coming up in 46 hours.  Should be interesting!  First time I'm going into Improv Class while being Fresh From Writing Entries.  It might possibly make a difference!  Positive difference!  Mind is more AGILE from all the Practice I've Been Doin'.  Either that or Nothin. I dunno.  Anyway.  Lotta Death on Google Maps.  I don't care what area of the world you're focused in on.  Google Maps gonna capture lots of fatalities.  Oh well.
    Okay.  Probably should figure out how to watch more Rodney Dangerfield movies.  Watched one last week.  Why wouldn't I want to continue on in this Life Journey.  99% Of Lifes You Can Life are WORSE than watching Rodney Dangerfield films.  You know like working in coal mines or whatknot.  Whatever.  How did Rodney Dangerfield KNOW how to do Rodney Dangerfield.  Before him there was NO Rodney Dangerfield.  How did HE FIGURE IT OUT.  Whatever.  Originally the Personal Desktop Computer game Minesweeper was called Dangerfield.  But they couldn't afford to pay Rodney Dangerfield all that $$$.  Whatever.  Kinda feels like based on what I know from playing Minesweeper being a Minesweeper in real life DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THE BEST JOB.  Feels like if you're a minesweeper you're gonna get blown up by mines more often than not.  I guess that's what the computer game is for.  PERECT strategy.  MINIMIZE risk.  Whatever.
     Three paragraphs to go.  You don't wanna get an artificial Rod in your Knee.  That's THE OPPOSITE of what knees are all about.  So that's good.  Possibly just watch more Tales In The Crypt today.  I've yet to reach a point where I put on Tales In The Crypt and think actually at this point I'M GOOD.  I never need to watch Tales In The Crypt EVER AGAIN.  As of this moment IT STILL DOES ALL THE TRICKS.  I don't care whether it's episode SIX or episode FOURTY SIX.  They're all getting the job done ad infinitum.  Whatever.  Minesweeping in real life CAN'T be that dangerous.  You're going into the enterprise TRYING to hit mines, not avoid them!  Right?  You're sweeping for mines so you can disable them I think.  What use is it being A Minesweeper and just going I walked around and this path HAS NO MINES.  Then your job is basically Walk Around Until You Hit A Mine And Blow Up FOR THE GOOD OF THE REST OF THE UNIT.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Good!  Maybe get White Castle today.  I can see myself getting into Eating White Castle for today and tomorrow.  Not the Healthiest thing but it could be The Getting Most Intoist Thing.  Who came up with Mines.  That'll SHOW YOU for WALKING AROUND.  Whatever.  Its Military purpose makes sense.  You don't want the other military walking in your direction.  Who knows what kind of intentions they might have.  Put up some mines.  I'LL BLOW YOU UP GOOD.  Hmm.  Let's see.  What am I looking forward to in life these days.  USUALLY HELPS to have something to look forward to for the MIDTERM.  If not short term or long term.  I got nothin.  I dunno.  Whatever I Do When Improve Class 101 Is Over is what I'm looking fowrad to!  I don't know what yet!  Could be Practically Anything bordering on Probably Nothing.
    Last paragraph of the day!  Whew.  I made it through another day of writing.  Not sure HOW.  But I did it!  It's great it's a real solid D+ Entry.  Making Progress, still!  Entry got me from Thing Before This Entry to Whatever Is After This Entry.  It's All One Big Progression.  Progress is MAYOR WILSON'S middle name.  If they made a spinoff movie about Back To The Future Mayor Goldie Wilson the movie would be called Progress.  Hmm.  Put on a documentary about Kurt Cobain after the documentary about Paul Maccartney and Jon Lennon.  It's a decent enough documentary.  Now that I remember about it I think I'll happily finish watching about it later today.  ANYWAY that's it for now.  Another delightful entry in store for tomorrow!  Then a delightful break on Saturday!  I WILL HAVE EARNT IT.  See ya later.

-1:59 P.M.
   

Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Read It To Read It

     Hi, friends!  We are now on Day Four of continuous Entry Writing.  Can't say it's going Bad or Good yet.  Sometimes in the day I feel hey I'm glad I'm Doing This.  Sometimes I feel Hey This Ain't Great For Me.  Ain't great for anyone.  SOMETIMES I'm asleep.  Hmm.  Dreamt a title to a Fast and Furious Movie.  Kind of absurd title.  Knew it was a joke title when I dreamt it.  Now that I think about it IT MAY BE an actual title and Now That I Looked It Up IT IS an actual title.  That's My Life for ya I guess.  Dream creative things that are so absurd they can't be real and then It Turns Out They Are Real and the kicker is I Didn't Even Come Up With It In The First Place I Must Have Seen It Before Myself.  Which Fast and Furious TITLE was it?  If you look up all the Fast&Furious titles only one title really Fits The Bill for this.  YOU'LL KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS if you put in the work.
   So, sure, yeah!  Hmm.  There's a CHARACTER 101 Elective class at UCB coming up. Sounds interesting. As of now that's all I got to say about that!  HEY I just came up with a TOPPER for things the Fast & Furious Folk can drive.  They already did a space craft, right?  NOW DRIVE A PLANET.  Highjack some extra terrestrial land or something and reverse engineer it such that you control where it goes, not gravity. And how can they top that.  BIG BANG.  Fast and Furious go back in time to START THE BIG BANG and all the characters are HIGH TAILING IT out of the Atom Or Whatever which all matter and energy originated from.  Anyway.  Not sure who came up with the term The Big Bang but my guess is It's Dumb.  I'm not the most knowledgeable guy in the universe-- I'm probably not even in the top 20-- but BIG BANG doesn't really SELL what it's all about.  Big?  I guess.  Bang?  Not really.  Together?  SHUT UP.
    So that's good.  Last week I was experimenting with microdosing the gummies.  Split one into Six equal parts.  I don't think I felt much from taking them.  HOWEVER that's something I can try moving forward with writing in the morning.  Take a sixth of a gummy when I wake up.  Maybe I'm high a tiny bit for Entry Writing.  Feels like I'm gonna take a sixth of a gummy in the afternoon today I guess.  Get a CRASH COURSE REMINDER of what it's like.  What does Crash Course mean.  And why does it mean it.  And why does it bother me.  And why must I annoy you with it.  Yeesh.  I figure I UNFORTUNATELY got a lot of The King's Speech, Red Beard, and now that Nuevo Western Movie The Power Of The Dog to watch today.  A whole lot of boring I'm pot committed to at this point.  Where do dogs get their power.  And in what ways do they use it.  ALSO are we sure the title of the movie isn't The YEAR Of The Dog?  I don't think we're 100% on that yet!
    Okay.  Is there a Chinese Zodiac Year Of The Dog.  And if not what the Hell they think they're better than dogs THEY ARE SO NOT.  Anyway.  There IS a Chinese Year Of The Dog.  So they don't think they're better than dogs.  Maybe they do.  I hope they do.  Chinese People are People.  Dogs are Dogs.  There's a Disneyland in China.  It BETTER NOT BE too Communist.  How does China and/or other countries Describe China's Political-Economical system these days.  Better have a dream about it tonight so I can report back to you tomorrow.  Anyway.  Fine China.  FINE.  The important thing is what country is knocking it out of the park with Government and Economic system?  Can we give them some sort of award or medal to encourage other countries to follow suit.  Who will be the next country to earn a blue ribbon.  Anyway.  Kirsten Dunst gonna Kirsten Dunst it up.  That's what I got out of this movie so far.  That and kinda boring.
    Fifth paragraph!  I am not wearing contact lenses today.  Go figure!  Save some $$$.  Off the top of my head I'd guess A Day'sworth of contact lenses is 1-2 dollars.  Now I got money to ROLL THEM BONES.  Anyway.  Has the stakes of Bone Rolling gone up in the last few decades.  Are they still gambling on the same amount of money in general.  Cause the worth of money has decreased!  So that's something to think about.  DICE makes me think of board games and What was the last board game I ever played in my life.  Hmm.  Scrabble!  Played 2/3rds of a scrabble game with Brother and Parents probably around 5-7 years ago.  You play Scrabble until someone and/or everyone gets bored.  That's how you know when it's Game Over.  And that's what Rolling Bones makes me think of.
     Halfway through the act.  Oh hey I watched the documentary on Rolling Stone writer Ben Fong-Torres.  Seems like a cool dude.  Just as he aspired to be.  Gotta assume that was what he wanted to achieve in life.  Be A Cool Dude.  I saw Almost Famous where Somewhat Fictionalized Ben Fong-Torres is a character and my understanding of the theme of the movie is Everyone Wants To Be Cool.  Up to and including Chinese Government.  Are we closing in on a Year Of The Dog.  I think we're waiting until 2030.  What the Hell.  I can't wait that long.  It's only 10:36 AM.  This is gonna take Forever.  Hmm.  Maybe I have a Year Of The Dog Kid.  IF I'm having kids in life and I Think I'd get a kick out of that, 2030 sounds like reasonable time for a kid.  Doesn't have to be the first kid!  Could be the second kid.  Could be someone else's kid.  Can't rule anything out a this point.
    Wow.  Can't wait to unplug this phone from this phone's charger.  Don't YANK the phone out of the wire when it's being charged.  That's THE KEY towards not breaking the phone.  Kinda strange that you're rewarded THE HELL out of playing Scrabble as a word in Scrabble when it is NOT a real word and they're VERY SPECIFIC about only allowing Real Words.  Google is giving me a FUN FACT that Scrabble is a real word.  Well obviously Google and Scrabble are in cahoots.  They can't fool me!  Maybe I should experiment with wearing glasses for an Improv Class Session.  Suddenly I am A completely new person!  That'll get the improv juices flowing for everyone.  Hmm.  Not sure if I've ever won a game of Scrabble!  Sure feels like I've come in second or third a few times.  I don't think I've ever felt the thrill of victory specifically in a Scrabble Game though.  Doesn't FEEL familiar.
     Three paragraphs to go!  I'm always hitting TRIPLE WORD SCORES but with words that are like three letters and worth four points overall.  WHAT A WASTE.  I guess it's better than someone else hitting the Triple Word Score.  Better I get it and waste it than my opponents get it and make the most of it.  It's called STRATEGY.  I think people get excited when they get some High Quality Worthwhile Letters in Scrabble.  WOW I GOT A J.  That's gonna pay off BIG TIME.  Not me!  GIMME SOME SIMPLE LETTERS.  I'll make some simple words.  I'm never gonna figure out a word with J so why even try to bother.  All the words I can think of with J are initials.  DJ.  AJ.  OJ.  TJ.  None of these words you can even PLAY in Scrabble.  AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON Y.  Why not.  Not sure now that I think about it.
    Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Wow.  Next Improv Class Session is creeping up in a few days.  Man oh man am I gonna be Frozen Up Real Good when trying to do Exercises and Scenes.  Mostly scenes.  Exercises I can hold my own!  SCENES I fall apart completely.  Oh no after a certain point improv is probably ALL scenes.  When you're doing improv in front of an audience IT'S ALL SCENES no exercises.  Hardly seems fair.  Well, anyway, I Dunno.  Vin Diesel riding The Earth Into The Sun.  Not a bad conclusion to the series.  Huh.  I've noticed I'm repeating shit from Old Entries during the last few days on Crazy.Sheet.  I'd say it's 75% new stuff though!  I LIKE those odds.  The important thing is it's about time I see some documentaries on Universal Studioes Florida.
    Whew. I dunno.  I may or may not ever finish The King's Speech, The Power Of The Dog, and/or Red Beard.  I've made solid progress in each of films but WHY.  I dunno.  Because I aims to start what I finish?  Yeah I guess.  I feel like out of all the games you can pit Top World Players against Computers, Scrabble is one where Computer will easily mop the floor with Top World Player.  Just seems really easy to program computer to optimally play Scrabble!  Then again SURE against Top Human Players probably more or less a wash against computers.  At that point I'd say they're both playing on the same level.  The important thing is SCRABBLE WILL NOT REPLACE US.  As long as we recruit and train some Top Human Players.  Let's get a SuperTeam of Scrabble players going.  To defend our honor.  Against computers.  Who play board games.  Well I'll be back in a little bit.   
     

What's Going On Over Here

     Hi friends!  Five more paragraphs to write.  What do I got going on for today.  2/3rds into Improv Class-to-Improv Class week.  Not a fan of how one of my shoe laces became untied.  I guess it's on me to tie it.  It's still Half Tied and I can Retie it so that it APPEARS fully tied but it's actually Half Tied and Half Faux Tied But It's Undetectable By The Naked Eye.  OR I could just untie what I got going on and then start from scratch.  Think I'll start from scratch.  Sounds like the reasonable way to go about things.  Anyway.  Seems like you can improve Scrabble if you add in Throwing Bones somehow.  If we can work in Me Rolling Some Dice now you got a much more balanced gaming experience.  Anyway.  Off the top of my head, if I had to play a board game, ANY board game... maybe go with The Game Of Life.  I know it's for children but I'd like to have fun LIVING OUT my life-dreams in a SAFE SIMULATED environment.
    Whatever.  Candyland.  That'll get you going.  Life got lots of things right but here's one-- WHEEL.  Spin the wheel instead of roll dice.  OTHER BOARD GAMES can learn from Life.  We.  Like.  WHEELS.  Not sure what the point is of The Love Tester in arcades and whatknot.  Most people can figure out How Good AT Lovin' they are based on their own personal experiences.  ALSO once Love Tester knows your Lovin' Levels THEY HAVE THAT INFO FOREVER and you don't know WHOM they're sharing it with.  They got databases FULL OF our Lovin' Levels out there somewhere.  NO THANK YOU.  I'd rather play Air Hockey.  Play it safe.  Anyway.  Based on the quality of the Low Level Things You Can Win From Arcade-- is it possible the paper tickets that estimate value are THEMSELVES worth more than what prizes you can achieve.  I think a certain level of tickets AS KINDLING FOR FIRE OR SOMETHING is worth more than a plastic moustache.  Sometimes it could be the case.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Okay.  Throw them tickets on the fire.  We want it ROARIN' tonight!  Is July Fourth coming up.  Hmm.  That was 2 and a half months ago.  Kinda feels like we're close to halfway through the year, though!  Should have July Fourth coming up.  Oh no we're Months More than what I think we should be?  Oh well that's life for ya.  Let's have some Three Dimensional Scrabble Boards.  We need to add more elements such that The Greatest Scrabble Players can adjust and stay one step ahead of The Greatest Scrabble Computer Machines.  One advantage we PEOPLE have in Scrabble is Humans are allowed to make up words. Maybe not MID game but from game-to-game we can.  We do it all the time.  ALL words are made up by Humans.  COMPUTER CAN'T MAKE UP WORDS.  WE HOLD ALL THE CARDS NOW.  Oh No Can Computer Make Up Words?  Now I'm scared. 
    Penultimate paragraph.  That's good!  Got a spam phone call just now-- NOT HAPPY about the ringtone my phone is defaultly on.  Or happy.  Very Happy.  Actually I'm very happy with the ringtone my phone is on.  I JUST HAD TO TELL SOMEONE.  You're the first person around!  Is he were alive today Mozart'd be primarily writing Ring Tones.  Most lucrative AudioArt there is out there per my understanding.  That's where the Cash Cow is.  Also it's STEADY work.  People always need new ring tones.  Hmm.  Some nice three second opera that repeats until it stops.  He could do it.  Might not be happy about it!  But a job is a job.  How long can ring tones be.  I guess up to and including the standard length of a phone ringing before it cuts off.  That wasn't that hard to figure out.  Not for me!  I'm smart!
    Last paragraph!  The Once In A Blue Moon time when someone really accumulates a lot of Arcade Tickets and takes home a Decent Prize, do the workers of the Arcade go WHAT WERE WE THINKING.  WE WERE FOOLS TO OFFER THAT UP AS A WINNING.  NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHUT DOWN TEH ENTIRE OPERATION BECAUSE ONE PERSON ONCE WON SOME SORT OF MIDSHELF HEADPHONES.  Possibly.  That'll set ya back 40, 50 dollars.  Hmm.  Midshelf Earbuds are Topshelf Arcade Prizes.  Everything is graded on a curve in Arcade Winning Scenarios.  Anyway.  I'd like to play The Basketball Game.  The Arcade one.  Not great at it but practice makes perfect.  That seems like high expectations to set for someone if you're trying to get them to start practicing.  Practice won't make perfect.  Might make Pretty Decent, though!  Anyway.  That's it for today.  See ya tomorrow!

-1:46 P.M. 
   

Tuesday, September 19, 2023

You Know How It Goes

     Hey, friends!  Today is the third day in a row of Entries.  QUALITYWISE will I be trending in the right or wrong direction?  Getting BETTER or WORSE?  I think yesterday was worse than two days ago.  TWO days ago was a C/C-.  YESTERDAY was a D+/D+.  Just a single instance of one thing after another is too small a sample size for Determining Trend, though.  Anyway.  I got my contact lenses on!  WHAT A TREAT!  Haven't been showering nearly enough.  WHAT A LETDOWN to those who love and support me.  Only showering once or twice a week the last couple of months.  Definitely taking showers PRE-Improv Class.  But besides that we're lucky if I shower ONCE MORE in the week.  I blame The Conspiracy Of The Moment.  What's the HOT conspiracy of the summer.  Hmm.  It's September 19th.  Only got a few more days to celebrate the Conspiracy Of Summer '23 and I don't even know what it is.  Hmm.  Probably take a shower today.  Talking about it makes me wanna do it.  Just like believing in conspiracies.  Haven't been thinking about conspiracies that much lately.  Now that I think about it, though, should be more worried about them!
    HEY.  Watched Amadeus last night.  I had seen it once before Oh I Don't Know 25 years ago.  I really liked it this time around!  I am an ARTIST just like Mozart and/or Salieri.  I'd say that on the spectrum from Mozart to Salieri I'm 85% Salieri, 15% Mozart.  I am VERY accomplished in my time but mostly mediocre.  Then again I am also 15% PRETTY INGENIOUS too.  It's possible I took away the wrong lesson from that movie.  Hey these guys are just like me.  Is that the message.  They're relatable to me the average audience member.  ME!  A guy whose had practically no success with Creative Arts outside his own head!  Either way 15% Mozart.  And the 85% Salieri... I got THE GOOD parts of Salieri.  Anyway.  Should I look up how to spell Salieri and go back and spell it right each time?  As of now NO.  If I did it now then the last few sentences would be totally pointless.  And I LOVE the last few sentences.  Hmm.  I like me one of those Mozart tunes.  Which one was it that I really liked?  It's impossible to find out what it was called.  I can't go through Mozart tunes One By One until I figure it out.  OR CAN I.
    Ugh.  Mozart.  Moz.  ART!!!  Is that pun anything.  It WOULD BE A BIG THING if MOZ meant something.  Most Art.  Good.  Mozart was pretty good but have you heard the good news about Salieri.  That should have been the theme of Amadeus.  Get hipsters who watch the movie to be like ACTUALLY Salieri was the better composer when push comes to shove.  I don't know if there were hipsters in 1982 when the movie came out.  IN FACT, I don't even know if the movie came out in 1982.  Could have been 1989!  Okay.  Looks like it came out in 1984.  Whatever.  Is anyone PROUD of being Hipsters.  Seems like a deragatory term.  When I was a late teenager for a year or two Being A Hipster sounded like something to aspire towards.  Then pretty quickly I figured out labeling someone a Hipster was a SLIGHT against their character.  I don't get it.  They're HIP.  What's wrong with that.  We should ALL aspire towards Hipness.
    Ugh.  What else have I been watching on the Television Set.  I think I made some progress with another film.  I did.  What was it.  Lemme think long and lard about it.  OH. I checked my TV to see what it was.  THE KING'S SPEECH.  Twenty minutes into that.  That's fine.  Nothing wrong with that film.  Probably saw it when it came out.  CAMPED OUT IN FRONT OF THE THEATER OVERNIGHT.  GOTTA BE FIRST IN LINE FOR King's Speech.  Anyway.  Lots of meaning to King's Speech.  Speech can be a NOUN.  Could be a... uh...  not a verb really.  But it could be a Speech he GIVES.  But it could also be... uh... THE MANNER OF HIM TALKING IN GENERAL?  You gert the idea.  Maybe Speech can be a verb.  In the sense of I'MA SPEECH AT YA LISTEN FOR A SECOND.  That sounds right.  Whatever.  How'm I doing on time.  What time.  Time Of Day Time.  It's 11:27 In The Morning.  Amazing.
    Fifth paragraph!  It's not raining or anything today.  I am facing NO OBSTACLES in my journey from here to fro.  Gotta do some laundry today.  Why just SOME.  Why not ALL.  Interesting proposition.  Lets add that to the ballot for November.  WAY too late to add things to the ballot for November.  Well maybe for Next November.  This November IS Next November.  How about the November after November 2023 is the point.  Oh okay we can add the Do All Laundry Proposition to that ballot I guess.  I've never added anything to any ballot in my life.  Seems like I'm missing out on something.  I could have VOTERS decide parts of my life.  Voters know what's best.  IT'S LIKE ASK THE AUDIENCE IN WHOSE MILLIONAIRE IS IT ANYWAY.  I think SOME elections should be decided by 50/50 and some should be decided by Phone A Friend.  JUST A THOUGHT.
    Or maybe the Contestant just knows the answer himself!  That settles that.  Whatever.  Maybe I mix things up and write Act II later on in the day instead of immediately following walk which immediately follows Act I.  You know how that goes.  I guess I could phone a friend on what to do.  I have SOME of my contacts left from Old Phone.  I got a NEW PHONE.  MOST contacts carried over.  The contacts I've had for a long time.  NEWER contracts didn't make the cut.  That's good.  GOOD NEWS IS my porn history has a clean slate.  I don't care HOW deep you go into my phone. You're not coming across ANY pornography I might have browsed.  Well, that's what I said when I first got new phone at least.  AT THIS MOMENT it's no longer accurate.  But for a few days I had a real squeaky clean phone.
    Hmm.  I'm not gonna lie-- this new case my phone is in is THE TOPS.  Real solid case.  I don't know how I lived without a Premium Case like this in the past.  Why would I lie about that.  Or against that.  No stakes to that lie/truth!  Whatever.  I should be working on new music.  If I figure out the right Marijuana it'd be a Slam Dunk for working on new music.  As of now I Could And Should but it's not a slam dunk.  IT COULD BE a slam dunk though I think.  WHAT DAY are we talking about when we talk about The Start Of AUTUMN 2023.  Gonna guess September 23rd.  I looked this up in the distant past-- a couple of months ago-- so TO BE FAIR I'm not Guessing Blind.  OKAY I CHECKED.  YES.  IT'S THE 23rd.  Gonna Autumn the HELL out of this season.  Wear sweatshirt jackets I HOPE all the time.  That's the PLAN.  We'll see if Day-By-Day temperature allows that.
     Three paragraphs to go for Act I!  Hamazing.  I see a couple of Improvement Class 201s are open up already after my 101 ends.  Could sign up for them!  Not gonna right now!  NOT SURE WHAT TO DO.  I like the idea of just Doing Things and Hoping It Leads Somewhere.  I have NO PROOF doing something will lead somewhere.  When you think about it abstractly WHY WOULD IT.  The universe OWES ME NOTHING.  Why should me doing something have to lead somewhere.  Then again MAYBE THAT'S HOW UNIVERSE DOES WORK.  Doing things DOES LEAD SOMEWHERE a lot of the time.  I dunno!  It's a strange world we live in.  What with Tectonic Plates and Atmospheric Pressure and whatknot.  I don't want to alarm you but I just looked ahead and next month there's a Friday The Thirteenth.  Hmm.  I... see.
    Okay!  Let's see.  Next month there's also a Halloween.  That'll do the trick!  Or TREAT as it were.  ANYWAY gonna get me a booster shot soon.  There's a new vaccine making the rounds and I'm gonna get me some of that.  I don't care what the experts say, I think Covid Vaccines are good for you!  Just a hunch I got.  Do I have a hunch.  Physically.  In stature.  I don't think I do but I wouldn't be shocked if I did.  And if I don't have one now I could easily have one fourty years from now.  Good to have something to look forward to.  I'd play the Penguin in a remake of Batman sure.  That's one positive productive Improv can theoretically lead to.  Being an ACTOR.  UNFORTUNATELY being an ACTOR is probably 90% ACTING IN DUMB THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE.  You know like BEING PENGUINS.  Why on EARTH would someone want to portray A BATMAN VILLAIN.  WHO NEEDS THAT HASSLE.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  When you think about it it's POSSIBLE Mozart and Friends were way better than current popular music.  Classy-cal Music is kind of 10,000% more Something.  Not sure what.  Complicated.  Doesn't just repeat itself 4 times in 3.5 minutes.  Real complicated.  Then again he's dead now so what do I know.  Hmm.  I could be skipping breakfsats, too!  Sorry for the non-sequester but it's important.  Kinda feels like Salieri would be happy with becoming a Famous Figure at all.  Even if its in the context of being a jealous snob who tries to sabotage Mozart.  EVEN IF that kinda plot is greatly exaggerated and he wasn't a jerk at all!  I STILL say he'd be like YA KNOW WHAT it's an honor just to be part of fake history.  I'M SALIERI PEACE OUT.  That's how he might feel.  Anyway.  I'll be back in a little bit.

Same Thing As Yesterday

     Hey, friends!  Look-- lest you think I'm full of myself comparing myself to THE GREATS like Mozart and Salieri, keep in mind I also now am Concerned About My Kings' Speech.  GO AHEAD and Take Films To Heart is the moral of the story.  They're there FOR YOU.  Get the most out of them you can!  Anyway.  Actors always working for THE MAN.  Commercials and whatknot.  Is that something I even WANNA do.  Sure.  If it means I can make a life for myself.  In the end I KIND OF need to make a life for myself.  I know it sounds like a gyp but that's the world we live in.  Good news is I Am Not An Actor so I don't need to worry about SELLING OUT as an actor.  Sure I'll have to SELL OUT in some other way.  Pretty sure Making A Life For Yourself involves Selling Out to some extent across the board of lifes you can make for yourselves.  Hmm.
    Four paragraphs to go.  It's called Selling Out but in a way isn't it really Buying IN?  No.  Not really.  Oh well I tried.  Hmm.  What in the WORLD is there to talk about for four more paragraphs.  Let's see.  Northern Hemisphere.  Southern Hemisphere.  I think scientifically Northern and Southern is more relevant to divide Earth into hemispheres.  What with THE EQUATOR and all.  But as far as AMERICA is concerned Western Hemisphere/Eastern Hemisphere is what WE care about.  Possibly other countries care about West/East more, too.  Not sure why exactly.  We could have Northern Hemisphere Pride as much as Western Hemisphere Pride.  I dunno. I feel like EVERY COMEDIAN has talked about Hemispheres before.  It's HACK material.  Anyway.  You'd think we'd be All About White Pride because that's the world we live in Now Again.  And That'd Be NORTHERN Hemisphere Pride.  So when ya think about it, kinda culturally PROGRESSIVE to be Western Hemisphere Pride.  I LIKE WHAT I SEE with Western Hemisphere Pride.  I lost myself with this paragraph.
    Ugh.  What else.  Spheres of Influence.  We got spheres of influence in South America.  That's why we like The Hemisphere.  Oh Okay Good.  Gotta figure out what fun to have with the rest of the day.  King's Speech is pretty fun.  Not 100% the most fun.  But definitely when you think of Fun you think of The King's Speech.  So that's good.  Also I don't wanna nitpick but this guy isn't The King as far as I can tell.  My guess is he becomes king at some point.  RIGHT NOW HE ISN'T.  Kinda confusing.  YOU DON'T WANNA CONFUSE YOUR AUDIENCE.  That's RULE #1.  Audiences already go into Art BEING CONFUSED AS POSSIBLE.  Get them OUT of Confusion not MORE INTO it.  You want your audience leaving the theater going I WAS CONFUSED BEFORE GOING INTO THE THING BUT NOW I'M NOT SO CONFUSED ANYMORE.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Walking is like SWIMMING these days.  You go swimming, it's cold at first and then you acclimate and it gets to be Room Temperature.  THESE DAYS I go for a walk and it's Chilly and I'm like Shoulda worn Sweatshirt Jacket but then 2 minutes in I'm like Glad I Didn't because now it's Room Temperature.  So there's THAT.  Maybe that's a Global Warming thing.  AIR IS LIKE SWIMMING NOW.  Gonna have to look into that.  Whatever.  Have royalty in the past taken baths in pools.  Just a really really large bathtub, I mean.  That you can AND DO swim in.  I don't see WHY NOT.  Is there chlorine in it?  NO.  I GUESS NOT.  I'm not an expert on Baths and theoretical Bath Configurations For The Ultra Rich And Royalties.  I'm just here to Propose Ideas.  Either that or kill time.  I'm just here to Kill Time.  And if I Propose Some Ideas while I'm killing times ALL THE BETTER!
    Last paragraph of the day.  I wonder what my Improv Classmates are up to.  Probably mostly got jobs.  And are thinking Hard about Their Improv Escape on Saturday Mornings.  That's what I'D be doing if I were them.  What kinda job would I have if I were them.  Hmm.  Something with walking around an office.  Not my IDEAL job but If I Were Them I'm willing to settle for the kind of job where the main thing is Walking Around.  I'M IN NO POSITION TO MAKE JOB DEMANDS.  I'LL SETTLE FOR A WALKING AROUND JOB.  What else is up.  Milos Forman's name is a lot like Moleman from the Simpsons except with a few extra letters, that's all!  Well pretty close anyway.  IN FACT his name is a lot like Moleman from ANYWHERE.  You show me a guy named Moleman and Milos Forman's name is A Lot Like That Guy's Name.  That's it.  D+/D+/D+!  YEAH.

-1:18 P.M.
  
 

Monday, September 18, 2023

Yeah Me Neither

     Hello, friends!  Drawing a blank on what I can write about.  I'm still fresh off of writing 15 paragraphs yesterday.  What more do you want from me!  You want NOTHING from me.  There's no audience here.  Which is convenient in some respects.  You expect nothing from me.  Which means nothing If I Feel Compelled To Do This Anyway, though.  So there's that.  Monday Morning!  Asked for Extra Large ColdBrew from Starbucks today as I have been these a-days.  They said you want a TRENTA?  I said I DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BULLSHIT.  Actually I said I DON'T KNOW YOUR BULLSHIT.  Maybe I should have said YOU'RE BULLSHIT though now that I think about it.  Anyway.  TRENTA?  Why are you springing you're NONSENSE terminology on me now out of nowhere.  Just give me THE BIG 'UN Cup.  Anyway.  They've been real sneaky adding milk to the cold brew lately.  I can see them add the coffee and the spenda and the ice cubes.  Then they hand it to me.  TWICE in the last week I have to do did you add the milk.  They go Yeah do you want more.  I go NO JUST MAKING SURE YOU ADDED THE MILK.  I DIDN'T SEE IT.  Real sneaky with the milk!
    Hmm.  Been going to sleep even earlier than the usual lately What With Sleepy Marijuana Gummy.  It's great!  I FALL ASLEEP LIKE A CHAMP.  Speaking of Champ, I watched Champions a couple of weeks ago.  The movie where Woody Harrelson coaches Differently Abled People.  It was pretty good!  Some moments certainly reminded me of Kingpin: The Best Movie I've Ever Seen.  And nostalgia moments is the best thing life can offer us per my understanding.  Gonna have to look into that.  WHAT is the best thing Life Can Offer us.  Nostalgia?  As of now that's my best guess.  Well, that's good.  Been good with shaving lately!  Wanna look presentable for Improv Class.  Shaving pretty much every week!  It's an interesting Life Hack or something, I dunno.  Never really thought about this before, but I'm not sure about which of Woody Harrelson's names is dumber.  You'd assume it's Woody but don't sleep on Harrelson.
    Woody Harrelson is friends with RFK JR.  CASE CLOSED.  Not 100% sure on the facts of that.  Not sure if that Closes Any Cases.  It's important I say it anyway though.  Are we 100% sure this RFK is RFK JR and not RFK III.  IS IT POSSIBLE the RFK from the 60's was an RFK JR.  Just throwing that out there!  OPENING A DISCUSSION.  I'm here to FURTHER THE DEBATE.  Either way, RFKJR.  How many incongruous letters without a vowel do you need in a name.  FIVE apparently.  He's got an entire five letters in his name without a vowel.  Sounds pretty good.  He's doing well in that area at least.  I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT HOW I FEEL IT.  ALSO I don't know what the F is off the top of my head in RFK.  Also JFK.  They're BROTHERS.  WHY do they both have F as middle initials.  They can't SHARE middle names, can they?  Brothers don't share names.  Lemme LTURQ.
   JFK is Fitzgerald.  RFK is Francis.  Well.  That settles that.  Once and for all.  Probaly not FOR ALL.  People will continue to come across this issue For The Rest Of Time because they won't read this entry.  But definitely That Settles That For Once.  Hmm.  Do Jews ever name their kids Themselves.  Off the top of my head I don't know.  Maybe it's Definitely Possible or maybe I'm On To Something.  SAMMY DAVIS JR.  Famous JEW whose a Jr.  Well obviously that's a Joke.  He converted to Judism DUH.  Lemme LTURQ though.  YEP.  They DON'T.  I kind of knew that.  I KNEW it was Jewish tradition not to name kids after Living Relatives.  BUT I FORGOT.  The point is I can't name my kid Michael Jr.  Well, I could.  I'm not That Jewish.  What's gonna happen.  What's the worst that could happen if I name my kid Michael Jr.  I DARE God to do something Terrible To Me.
   Fifth paragraph.  It's GOOD to egg God on.  Test his anger.  GOD needs to be reminded whose boss every now and then.  Just kidding, God.  YOU'RE THE MAN.  I'm small. GOD IS BIG.  I make Jokes.  GOD'S MAKES... uh... anyway.  Salami Sandwich.  Very solid chance I have a delicious light salami sandwich today!  Either as The One Meal or maybe I have Two Meals today!  I dunno!  Lost a button in the middle of my corduroy shirt that I'm wearing today.  Lost it several cycles of shirt ago.  I don't think it's that noticeable.  It may not be noticeable at all unless you notice it.  The important thing is I line up the buttons that I do have with the accurate button holes keeping that in mind.  I'm halfway through the Act I!  Got a lot of Television in store for today.  Middle of the day is TV.  Relaxment!  THEN I take a gummy at around 7 PM.  Falling asleep by 9:00 PM.  Deelightful Day.
   I'd like to have a similar high at night but not as sleepy.  I like this high compared to other gummies but I don't get to enjoy it for hours because I wanna go to sleep.  On the other hand, going to sleep is it's own kind of fun.  ON THE OTHER HAND I JUST hit a wall the last few sentences whether you realized it or not.  I blame THE RAIN.  I hear rain outside.  It's bumming me out!  I'm gonna take a walk in five paragraphs and now I'm worring about getting whet.  Unpleasantly whet!  I don't mind getting whet but when it comes to the constant pellets I dunno if I like that.  Hmm.  Edited yesterday's entry in the afternoon.  Mid afternoon?  Late afternoon?  Whose to say what the mid afternoon or the late afternoon even is.  IS 3 or 4 PM MID or Late.  WHEN did I do it.  WHAT is Yesterday.  These questions have Only Wrong Answers.
   Yeesh.  Not sure why there aren't even more documentaries about Walt Disney World.  Yes there were 4 or 6 but kinda feels like there should be Six Or Eight. Give me semi-fantasy world where Family Fun Time exists and everything is Pleasant and whatknot.  It's a SEMI fantasy world.  It exists for some people.  SOME PEOPLE MANIFEST IT.  It could be YOU.  Or YOU.  Or even YOU.  Or ME.  Or me.  OR EVEN ME.  I'd even go to EPCOT center.  I don't even LIKE Golf.  Epcot Center is one big golf ball, right?  I MAY have misinterpreted this documentary.  Kinda feels like Walt Disney might have been full of himself a little bit.  How would YOU like it if I opened up a park called MICHAEL LAND.  I'd seem like a JERK.  Kinda would be in character for me though.  I AM kind of like Walt Disney without the success or talent.  Possibly missing some more positive qualities.  Possibly not sharing some negative qualities, though, too!  I didn't do BUSINESS WITH THE NAZIS.  I made that up off the top of my head.  That Disney did business with Nazis.  FEELS right though.
    Eighth paragraph.  There was something with Nazis that Walt Disney Did.  He didn't do business with them.  But maybe he censored some movie or something to placate them.  It was SOMETHING.  It wasn't EXTREMELY Bad but it was SOMETHING.  LOOK IT UP in your local Place.  If your Local Place is even still in business.  Local Places have been hit the hardest in today's economy.  Today's Economy is pretty good!  NOT FOR LOCAL PLACES.  IS my X-Box 360 connected to the surge protector.  That should have been the first thing I disconnected before the Guitar AMP.  I think I probably already had it disconnected for one reason or another.  Anyway.  Audio system on new phone is decent!  Listen to music on it.  Great!  Lay it down on surface is the best.  You hold it up it sounds MEH.  You put it down, it sounds FINE.  Rare to listen to music on phone speakers though.  Either listen to it with headphones or hook it up to HOME STEREO SYSTEM.  WHY BOTHER listening to it with its unique audio system.  It's IMPORTANT.
   Penultimate paragraph of act!  Started watching RED BEARD last night.  Somehow I am able to enjoy watching Kurosawa films for the first time even while on my phone.  It's in subtitles!  I can't understand Japanese!  I maybe read a third of the dialogue and miss the other two thirds.  SOMEHOW I enjoy the films anyway.  Films I'm seeing FOR THE FIRST TIME.  I've never seen READ BEARD before.  I'm TRYING to pay attention and read all of it.  It's HARD.  Anyway.  What am I doing this week besides Entry In First Part Of Day, TV in Second Part Of Day, and Going To Sleep in Third Part Of Day.  I guess we'll see.  As far as I can tell that's what we're on track for.  Could be good!  Doesn't sound like it'll be all that good now that I think about it.  Could be worse!  Sounds pretty bad.  I could be doing a whole lot better.  IT'S STILL MONDAY.  Anything can happen WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
     Okay.  It's okay!  I'm doing OKAY.  The important thing is I enjoy my sandwich later on.  When they speak Japanese in Kurasawa films from The 1300's is that the same as Japanese from 20th century.  Or is it Olden Days Japanese.  No way of knowing without asking it in a statement on a blog no one will read or respond to.  So that's good.  Yappin.  So that's good.  20-40 minutes into Read Beard-- WHAT IS IT ABOUT?  They live in a hospital or something?  Not 100% sure.  Either way pretty good movie!  This movie is in black and white.  How can I know for sure this guy's beard is Red.  I have to take their word for it.  And they're notorious liars!  I don't even know if this guy has a beard.  They could have added that in Post.  That doesn't matter.  As long as THE CHARACTER HAS A BEARD that's what's important.  WHO CARES whether they added it in Post or During or Pre.  What the Hell.  I'll be back in a little bit.     
      

Who's Got The Time

     HI.  I walked in some rain.  It was worth it!  I made it through The Thing.  Made it to The Next Thing.  This!  Man Oh Man am I gonna Make It To The Next Thing after doing this.  Thinking about trying to write Acts with miarjuana later this week.  That's what I was doing for the last couple of weeks of Website Writing in the past before I took a break!  With good results!  Couple of problems though.  I don't wanna smoke in the morning.  ALSO I don't like the onset of getting high immediately from smoking.  Too intense!  I GET UNEASY getting high from smoking marijuana.  Gummy kicks in slightly gradually.  Entirely different animal.  Maybe some sort of llama.  Compared to a rhinoceros.  Doesn't get much different than that.  On Some Other Hand the website is what's important.  I could write Acts IIs in the afternoon with marijuana.  IT'S IMPORTANT.
     Okay.  We'll see how it goes.  How everything goes.  Not just IT.  EVERYTING.  Well a lot of stuff We'll Never Find Out How It Went.  But a lot of stuff WE WILL.  Gotta focus on the positive.  Lotta stuff we'll figure out How It Turnt Out!  Jeez.  IT KIND OF feels like I shouldn't be writing website in solidarity with Writer's Strike.  YES this isn't Television or Movie.  It is NOT covered by the strike.  But just IN THE SPIRIT OF FRIENDSHIP I should be withholding my Creative Cultural Contribution until OTHERS are getting their fair shake along with myself.  Something to consider.  I'm benefiting from writers strike as it is.  People aren't getting their kicks from New TV or Movie so THEY'RE COMING HERE for it.  SEEMS WRONG to exploit it.  Then again That's All Nonsense so that's something to consider as well.
    Pretty sure people can still get kicks from New Movie.  NEW MOVIE still being released On Schedule.  For Now.  Haunting In Venice for example.  I saw a trailer about it.  People are in a house and there's either a haunting or it's some sort of whodunit.  hard to say.  Seems like a whudunit but I wouldn't count out a Haunting completely based on Title.  Maybe it was THE HAUNTING who did it.  Well then that's a pretty easy Who Dun it. Title Told Us.  Good.  MAKE IT EASY FOR US.  I COULD USE SOME TIME OFF from deductive reasoning.  WHY must it take place in Venice.  Seems like a scam.  Ugh.  Watched The Pope's Exorcist a few days ago.  Not a bad Exorcism movie.  Had your standard Exorcism.  I liked the part where it all worked out in the end PER MY UNDERSTANDING.  Ugh.
    Two paragraphs to go.  If the Pope needs an exorcist what hope do the rest of us have?!  Great.  Pope didn't need an exorcist because he was possessed.  He needed an exorcist because he needed exorcisms performed ON HIS BEHALF because he thought it was important to exorcise OTHER people.  That's Popes for ya.  Anyway.  Never watched any Stand Up Comedy Stand Up yesterday.  I DID see a commercial with Jim Gaffigan in it though.  Does that count?  My Guess is Yes.  Has there ever been a comedian who was possessed and needed to be exorcised ON STAGE.  I don't remember explicitly.  Doesn't mean it never happened.  Just means I don't remember seeing it.  Or HEARING about it.  Whatever.  When someone refers to their spouse as their better half does that mean they see their marriage as Half Full or Half Empty.  PERSONALLY I'd say HALF EMPTY but maybe I'm a jerk.
    Last paragraph!  MAYBE YOU'RE THE BETTER HALF OF THE DYAD.  HAVE SOME DIGNITY.  I dunno.  Watch some more Read Beard today.  Not right away.  THINK I'm gonna watch something else Right Away.  You know-- an Entertaining Thing?  Good.  Looks like The Mets aren't going to make the Playoffs.  They can watch the Playoffs from their homes or their friends homes.  Maybe even their enemies' homes if they play their cards right and earn an Invite.  But they can't play in the playoff games.  Which is pretty good.  Take some time off.  Focus on what's important.  Hauntings in Venices.  Figure out what that's about.  Ugh.  Men are from MARS.  Women are from VENICE.  What's a city that sounds like Mars. MARS.  Where is MARS a city.  I know it exists OUT TEHRE SOMEWHERE.  Not really.  Looks like there's some sort of Borough called Mars in Pennsylvania.  Not even a full fledged city.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  I'll be back tomorrow.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  Such is life.

-1:25 P.M.      
    
       
   

Sunday, September 17, 2023

That Takes Me Back

     Hey, friends!  It's been a solid 11 weeks since I've written You last.  Hmm.  Weeks.  What did I do with each of the eleven weeks.  Why Last Week I was enjoying the Nighttime Gummies.  I got the marijuana gummies that knock you out for bedtime purposes.  Not exulty an exiting week.  The week before was me inter-Sigourney-weaving activities of Reading short Academic Comedy Book from Past Queens College Acemic Comedy Class, Watching Friday The 13th Film Series, and Taking In Documentaries about WALTED DISNEY THEME PARKS.  RUNNING THE GAMUT.  That was one of the good 11 weeks. What was the week before that.  Possibly reading A THIRD of the UCB Improv Comedy Manuel, watching the CHILLdren Of the Corn Film Series, and a third thing probably more or less.  And what did I do the week before that?  ...I dunno, WHAT AM I, A GENIUS?  Anyway.  I HAVE BEEN taking gummies for marijuana intake.  At night.  Settling in on the genre of gummies that make ya tired.  Just seems easier that way.  Probably not the best way to go. Just the EASIER way to go.
    I am 5 classes into 8 classes of the UH-CUB improvement comedy class.  Going pretty fine!  I am terrible at it but am being GASLIT that I'm okay at it!  I know beyond shadows of doubts that I cannot get into character and be present in a scene and go back and forth with scene partner and build a scenario.  Maybe there's shadows and/or doubts.  It's POSSIBLE I am being funny without being good at improv Proper.  I don't think I am.  Either way GASLIGHTING afoot in my general direction.  Anyway.  Dunno whether to continue into Improvement 201.  I am NOT good at this.  The people in the, "Class Scene," are generally NICE but I am not making deep enough connections that they want to be my friends.  Hmm.  I had a good idea for an Improv Show if I ever got good at improv and made improv friends and improv connections.  It's your basic Improv SHOW but the monologue it revolves around is s SPOOKY story. THAT'S TEH TWIST.  Horror story.  Think Edgar Allenish Poe or something.  It's a unique THEME.  WHY NOT.  Is the monologue spooky story improvised as well?  POSSIBLY.  NOT SURE.
   Hmm.  I think there's some sort of PLAYOFFS in my Fantasy Baseball league.  I came in 9th place out of 12 I THINK before the playoffs.  No chance to win my money back.  Probably not.  Is there any chance I can win my money back in Improv 101?  Sure.  If Spooky Improv Show REALLY TAKES OFF several years down the line.  It'd have to REALLY take off though for me to win my money back.  And I mean REALLY.  Anyway.  Bought me some SPECIAL SHOES.  Make me look taller.  It's AMAZING.  I think this is completely new since Last Entry.  If not SORRY.  They says they add 4 inches to your height.  Probably really 2 or 3.  STILL THOUGH.  Amazing.  I get coffee every day and I'm in the Normal Height Range and everyone else around me CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.  Anyway.  Today entry's theme is UPKEEP.  I know it's not Great.  It's an UPDATEMENT entry.  ALSO got my contact lenses.  Wearing them 3-5 times a week.  Got a new phone 2 weeks ago.  Using that every day.  This one has a headphone, JACK.  Using my wired headphones and not my wireless headphones.  JACK.
    Put on some more pounds.  But been trending in the right direction the last week or two, though!  As of now I'm 6-10 pounds overweight.  I'd LIKE to be about 2-7 pounds NOT overweight.  I was gonna say underweight but that's an Inaccuracy.  I mean to say Below Being Overweight.  You know what I mean.  Below being the threshold Being Overweight.  Hmm.  Been taking gummies but I got a lot of, "Flower," marijuana leftover from the last time I got it.  So if and when I wanna smoke it-- I GOT IT.  Sure.  Saw me some Major Motion Pictures since I last talked to you.  When I last talked to you I had seen ZERO major motion Pictures.  I saw me some FLASH.  Some Blue Beetle.  Haunted Manshion.  Possibly... uh... SPIDERVERSE.  Let me check my records.  What else.  That might be it.  THAT'S PLENTY.  What can I see soon.  Possibly Practically Anything.  Hmm.  What motivated me to write this entry.  I'll tell ya in the next paragraph.  This one Long Enough AS IS.
   I had UhCub class yesterday.  Realized it was probably going nowhere.  Needed to start over somewhere else.  THIS IS SOMEWHERE ELSE.  HERE I AM.  IMPROV is difficult!  I have an insanely hard enough time just being myself.  ACTUALLY, HARDER than Hard Enough Time.  Saying I have a hard enough time being myself sort of brings to mind the idea oh, but I Do In The End SUCCEED at being myself despite it being hard.  WRONG.  I FAIL AT BEING MYSELF.  THAT'S HOW HARD IT IS.  So there's that.  Anyway.  I DO kind of enjoy the class.  Despite gaslighting me and/or just being nice to me, the teacher and students are JUST PLAIN FRIENDSLY.  Also despite the uneasement of knowing I Can't Do This in-between having to do exercises, AND the uneasement of knowing I Can'dt Do This WHILE doing exercises, I still have fun for the a lot of the time for some reason.
   Sweet!  I Could also take another Stand Up class after this one.  Same class I took a few years ago but taught by a different teacher.  That's a pretty good idea that I'm not entertaining enough.  Also as a non sequester I AM NOT ENTERTAINING ENOUGH-- let's talk about it!  Hmm.  Anyway.  Been listening to a lot of podcasts lately.  Some music!  Lotta podcasts!  You know how that goes.  Hmm.  Possibly.  HOW do entertainers manage to consume entertainment.  It makes no sense.  I hear people on podcasts talk about watching movies and watching TV and listening to other podcasts.  Kinda feels like they should be busy WORKING ON THEIR OWN STUFF.  And/or if not BUSY working on their own stuff they should be MENTALLY unable to open up themselves to other things.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  Not sure what that means.  Leave the consuming to US.  You be busy BEING OUR BETTERS.
   Seventh paragraph!  I think the routine for crazy . sheet might be 10 paragraphs act/5 paragraph act.  Why did I write, "crazy . sheet."  Do I not wanna dox crazysheet ON crazysheet.  That's the idea!  Anyway.  I'm THINKING I'm gonna start writing Routinely.  And I might as well write Routinely In A Routine.  Act I is 10 paragraphs.  Then I Take a walk.  Then Act II is 5 paragraphs.  Not sure why I would commit to a routine without even trying it out first.  Probably because I'm dumb.  YOU IDIOTS.  I'm dumb and You're Idiots.  Anyway.  Three and a half paragraphs to go.  Not a Jokey Entry so far.  That's okay.  It's a Blog Entry.  Bound to happen after 11 weeks off.  Anyway.  I BELIEVE today is the 15 year anniversary of when I lost my virginity.  It's about time!  Now I think I'm due for some more sex.  That's how that works.  Anyway.  Could be off by a few days.  The seventeenth rings true to me though.  September 08 is a Fer Sure.  You know how that goes I guess.
    I had to unplug my amp!!!  Plugged in new phone charger for new telephone.  I had enough plugs on surge protector for both, but my Dad was like you don't wanna have all the plugs on surge protector plugged in.  That's FIRE HAZARD.  So I unplugged my Amp.  Kinda feels like if they didn't want you to plug in all the plugs they'd just make it with one less plug.  Either way I can plug it back in every time I need to use it.  But I didn't.  I wanted to use it yesterday.  Turned it on.  Remembered it wasn't plugged in.  Didn't wanna take four seconds to plug it back in.  Lost an entire Music Playing session.  SURE I played acoustic guitar instead.  But I lost an entire Electric Music playings session.  Also-- this acoustic guitar sucks.  I've had it for about I Don't Know How Long but it's Always Sucked.  Possibly over twelve years.  It's always been Not The Greatest.  Let's talk about it.  I don't Love this Specific Guitar.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Loved me some DOCS about Walt Disney World and Disney Land and to a lesser extent the Disney Parks across the globe.  I find DISNEY themed amusement destination fun!  Cause I'm a sucker.  Oh well!  Gotta buy into some sort of dumbness.  Do I like any Disney Films or Television Programmes.  SURES I DO.  Hmm.  Lemme think.  CHATGPT give me a list of Disney Things.  From now on I'm gonna bypass Google and go straight to ChatGPT.  That's the way to go, right?  Anyway.  GOOGLE, FINE, give me list of Disney.  Oh I just watched Pixar Elemental LAST NIGHT.  It was okay.  I BOUGHT IN TO ENJOYING IT WELL ENOUGH 5.5/10 IN A GOOD WAY WHERE A 5/10 IS A, "I KIND OF GOT SOMETHING OUT OF IT SO A 5.5/10 IS I GOT A LITTLE BIT MORE OUT OF KIND OF GETTING SOMETING OUT OF IT."  Hmm.  What element AM I.  Hmm.  Probably water.  Human being are 80% water.  Let's talk about it.  Google says Adult Male is 60% water.  Let's see what CHAPTGPT SAYS.
    Last paragraph before walk!  Hmm.  Taking six walks these days.  Seems about right.  Before last week I've been pretty good about getting some reading done in Afternoons.  About 45 minutes of reading each day.  It's tough work but it's ultimately rewarding!  NOW it appears I'm done with that though.  I took a week off and how do I ever get Back On The Wagon.  Pretty hard to get back on a wagon in motion.  Wagons stop all the time though.  Just trek along aside wagon and wait for it to stop.  Wagons usually don't go to fast. You can trek alongside a wagon waiting for it to stop completely!  Sure there's all kinds of wagons but most wagons I can imagine are pretty slow.  Mostly imagining Covered Wagons from Covered Wagon Times.  Jeez.  There's Stationary Wagons.  They hardly move at all per my understanding.  Okay.  I'll be back in a little bit!

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     Hey, friends.  Anyway.  Looking forward ahead to the rest of the day.  Watch a lot of Television.  Not looking forward to the rest of the entry.  Write a lot of five paragraphs.  But What more is there to say?  Covered EVERYTHING.  I just talked to my Mom about Improv Class.  She said I have a DRY WIT which is good for Improv class.  I agree that I'm Great At Anything She Wants To Give Me but I disagree that it's good for Improv Class.  Wit is SHIT.  It's true because it rhymes.  If universe didn't want it to be true, shouldn't have made it rhyme. Especially not in the Universe's favorite language-- English.  At least its favorite language Of The Moment.  I don't think this is up for debate.  That doesn't sound right.  Anything should be up for debate.  Even if this is RIGHT we should be okay with Up For Debating.  Nope.  Turns out I'm FASCISM.  No debates as far as I'm concerned.  Oh well live and learn.  Hmm.  This paragraph is more confusing than I thought it would be.
    Okay.  I've been having only one meal between Lunch and Dinner the last Week Plus.  By which I mean I am having either Lunch or Dinner and not the other.  I do NOT mean I am having a lunch, a dinner, and one meal BUT ONLY ONE MEAL between the lunch and the dinner.  GET IT RIGHT.  When was the last time I turned the page on Physical Calendar.  It's still on July.  It appears the last time I turned the page on Physical Calendar was Probably July.  Or very slightly possibly end of June getting ready for July.  Oh Okay Good.  Anyway.  STILL waiting for the opportunity to call Twitter X in conversation.  It's gonna come!  I think I'm ready! Knowing me I'll probably blow it, though.  I'll forget when the moment comes.  Gotta keep it in the front of my mind at all times.  Hmm.  I've been on THREADS lately.  What with looking at the Following Feed.  Reading what they're up to.  Gotta figure out what that's all about.  I Don't Know.  Three paragraphs to go.
   Ugh.  Children of the Corn isn't the best Horror Franchise.  Then again most horror franchises aren't the best horror franchises.  You're gonna have to go through A LOT of horror franchises to find the best horror franchises.  Most of these horror franchises are gonna be a let down if you're looking for the best horror franchise.  Also Best Horror Franchise isn't A LITERALNESS.  It's Figuratival.  I don't mean we're Ranking Horror Franchise and we're looking for The Exact Tangible Top One.  I'm speaking in TERMS.  You get the idea.  I wonder how hard it is to plug my AMP back in.  What does AMP mean in Horror terms.  AVP is Alien Versus Predator.  Is that relevant.  Feels like AMP means something.  Alien MEETS Predator.  Before Alien VERSUS Predator they have to MEET.  Why would they be fighting From The Get Go.  Gotta meet and get on each others nerves first.  Antagonize each other in subtler forms before they fight physically! 
    Oh okay good.  I don't do much talking to classmates outside of classwork but I gotta make sure to impress upon them hey during final class show PLEASE be liberal about ending the scenes I'm doing.  When I'm up there and there's the slightest hint I'm drawing a blank about what to say GET IN THERE AND BAIL ME OUT.  For the LOVE OF GOD end this for me.  IT'S IMPORTANT.  Huh.  What do I have lined up to Watch On The Television Set today.  I don't think I got anything in store yet.  Ya know what?  MAYBE SOME STAND UP.  Been working on some Watching Comedy Stand Up here and there the last few weeks.  Maybe I work one or two of Comedy Stand Up today.  I like Comedy Stand UP.  Huh.  At the beginning of next class I can say to classmates HEY HAS ANYONE BEEN ON, "X," LATELY?  I COULD do that.  That's what kids said to each other PRE-Musk.  Hey has anyone been on Twitter lately.  Now we just replace Twitter with X.  That's the world we live in now.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Amazing!  I wrote a new entry!  Not entirely useless one at that!  Pretty useless.  Not entirely, though!  Got us closer to Tomorrow's Entry which is a small step forward in the grand scheme of things!  Been thinking about getting the New Kind Of X-Box.  It'd be pretty fun.  Kind of useless.  Not entirely, though!  Not sure what I'd get out of playing Starfield instead of watching TV.  I really have no idea.  It's an open world MMORG.  Is that relevant.  I like Barbenheimmer cause it's about PEOPLE.  I sure didn't see either movie but from what I gather each movie is actually about the protagonist as a CHARACTER STUDY.  Most movies these days don't do that.  THINK ABOUT IT!  I DID.  All other movies are about Fast And Furiousness, not about PEOPLE.  You get the idea.  Blue Beetle was about a person.  He's a guy.  He became the Blue Beetle.  Ran into some trouble if I remember correctly.  So what do I know I guess it turns out.  ANYWAY I'll see ya tomorrow.

-1:07 P.M.

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