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Tuesday,
October 31, 2023
It's Always Good Enough
Hi, friends! Get a load of whether it's Halloween Or Not!
IT IS. I'm dressed up as JERK WHO JERKS IT UP. By
which I mean I'm Wearing Some Sort Of T-Shirt. Hmm. Smoked a
little bit of marijuana with yesterday's entry. Drinking a bit of lite
beer with today's entry. Apparently beer for no good reason
decided to sometimes spell light, "lite." I'm not sure
they could give you any real justification. Just something that popped
into their head at some point along the way THAT STUCK. Miller Lite.
I don't know why! They don't know why. Someone knows why.
Whom? Probably the oldest person in the world! That 116 year old
lady in INDOCHINA. If someone knows it's probably her! Maybe
she's the one who came up with Miller Lite. Are Miller Lite
factoids known by people in the Guinness Book Of World Records? Seems
like a conflict of interest there!
Okay. The Amazon Candy Box I ordered for
Halloween arrived at 2 PM TODAY on Halloween! JUSTIN THYME.
Actually they delivered it to our neighbor. But it registered as
delivered on the internet and we saw the box in front of Neighbor House
and it had our name on the sticker on the box. So we put three and six
together and took that candy! Is there any candy that's liquid.
There's pixie stix. That's the closest I can think of. It's
dust. Can't think of any liquid candy. Laudanum. We
don't hand that out on Halloween though. What about just a Shot Bottle
of Concentrated Coca Cola. Just Coca Cola with a ton of
concentrated sugar. We have the Technology to do that, right?
Seems reasonable! Or just pour a lot of pixie sticks into
water. Not sure that would work. Not sure it wouldn't work.
I don't know anything, OKAY? Hmm.
I finished The Harold Potters last night. They were
okay! Not sure what my favorite aspect of the franchise was! On
the other hand, though, I'm not sure what my least favorite aspect of the
franchise was, either! Possibly RON. WHO NEEDS 'IM.
On the other hand-- WHO NEEDS 'ARRY or 'ERMONINE? Agrid. If I
had to be on a Hogwarts team which team would I be on. I think
I'd rather Watch And Judge Houses From Afar. Why commit to a house.
No matter which house you go with, you're just choosing Poorly!
Griffindor. Can you BE more NORMIE. Slytheron.
What the HELL is WRONG with you. Hufflepuff. ABSOLUTELY
NOBODY IS A HUFF N PUFF. Ravenclaw. Something's UP with
you and I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. Anyway Harry Potter is stupid.
OOO I WEAR GLASSES.
Sure. There's a sequence where Harry Potter is
briefly In Heaven and he's not wearing glasses. Because when you're
dead you no longer have bad eyesight. You don't need glasses anymore!
MAKES SENSE TO ME. Kinda feels like Harry Potter should know a
spell to correct his vision. Or at the very least be able to Know A
Spell To Conjure Up Some Dinero To Pay For Lasik. Anyway. Odds are
great that I'm going to have pizza for dinner later! PIZZA
MANIFESTORIUM. That's the pizza spell I'm gonna use in 2.5 hours I
think. Great to use Pizza Spells for pizza. Costs
nothing! Except for the tip! ALWAYS polite to leave a tip
even when using a pizza spell. We still live on EARTH in POLITE
SOCIETY. NOTHING is for free. Anyway I Dunno.
Improv class is coming up in a few days! I WANT to be good. It's
gonna be tough. I'm kind of out of my league! OH NO.
Fifth paragraph. Hmm. Considering taking half
a marijuana gummy before class. I THINK it would free up my mind and
help me hold my own. But it's a risk! Could backfire completely.
And also it's just generally A Bad Thing To Do. YOU DON'T TAKE DRUGS
DURING SCHOOL. YOU GET SENT TO THE BREAKFAST CLUB FOR THAT SORT OF
BEHAVIOR. I've never seen the Breakfast Club. Not sure if
I've seen any John Hughes films. Lemme LTURQ. I've seen some
of them. But not the John Hughsiest of them. More of the
Normie John Hughes Films. STOP SAYING, "NORMIE." Hmm.
Just had first Trick Or Treaters! Three kids! I gave those
suckers candy LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. ATE A CANDY MYSELF TOO.
A tiny Twix. It was good if not great. I'm thinking maybe
Crushed Garlic. For Pizza. As a topping. Not just
Sprinkled Granulated Garlic as Freebee Topping. All Out Sliced Crushed
Garlic. It's a thing Look It Up.
Whatever. What kind of franchise am I going to be
watching now. I started watching Talking Sopranos. It's
the televised podcast where the people who played Christopher and Bobby
Bacala Talk Sopranos. It's okay! Don't even GET THEM
STARTED. On what. Anyway. Pretty sure I could be as
good an actor as James Gandolfini if I wanted to be. He's a uniquely
great actor but I TINK I could do that IF THAT'S WHAT IT CAME TO. And
one day TAT MIGHT BE what it comes to. PROBABLY, I'd say. Just
occurred to me I didn't register what costume the kids I gave treats to
were wearing. They were NOT wearing HEAD COSTUMES. No masks.
So that's a DEMERIT right there. I think one of them might have been
wearing a DINOSAUR TORSO? Coulda been? That might just be
my Memory Imagination running wild though. Anyway. War in Israel
and/or Gaza going on. I'm rooting for It To End. Kinda
figure that might happen Eventually.
You heard it here first! MICHAEL CALLS FOR
PEACE. Anyway, four more paragraphs to go! Then I take a
walk Roughly. Then I order pizza Roughly. Shuolda said to
Dinosaur Torso Child I know you're trying to be scary, but Dinosaurs were
just people, too. There's nothing scary about them. Just trying
to get by like everybody else. Except for Velociraptor. What
they did was WAY out of bounds. Teacher for 201 Improv class
got Double Cartoon Name. Doug Moe. Doug from the
Nickelodeon Show Doug. Moe from the Simpsons show The Simpsons.
Really makes ya think a lot about things! I thought about it
once and I thought that would be it. I was wrong. At this
point I've thought about it six or eight times with no signs of stopping.
Initials are Dm. Musical notechord. Or slide into your DMs.
Whatever!
Three paragraphs to go! Then we're done with
another entry. Considering Sicily Style pizza for tonight. Maybe
plain. Sicily Style pizza is heavy enough on its own! You don't
need to weigh it down with toppings! So that's good.
Gonna have an official scale-check weigh-in in two weeks. Seeing my
ENDOCRINOLOGIST. She'll check my weight for sure! Should be
okay! Probably will be relatively on board with what it says! I
don't like what I weigh but I accept that it makes sense I weigh this much
FOR NOW. And I'm on the right track lately IN GENERAL. I
AIN'T EATIN' LUNCHES. You don't eat lunch anymore then IN GENERAL
YOU GONNA BE ON THE RIGHT TRACK WEIGHTWISE. HEY. I DO HAVE
LUNCH. It's called Onion Roll. 110 cal onion roll I
generally have around lunch time. Is it snack? Is it lunch?
Who am I to say!
Penultimate Paragraph! Hmm. Cleaned up my
bathroom two weeks ago. Maybe I clean it up this weekend for twenty
minutes. Clean it up while it's still clean! Do THAT sort of
thing. I think adults do that. I have no proof one way or
another! When you order food on Halloween, do the delivery people ever
ask for candy in addition to their payment. OBVIOUSLY they're gonna
want their normal charge. But will they also want some sort of treat
as a bonus. I think it's within their right to at least ASK for
something. If anything I'll admire their resourcefulness.
Anyway. Give 'em a treat. Pays off next time they come
back. They'll give you Bonuses next time they deliver you food.
Don't be a fool. Everything you give now comes back to you Ten Times
Extra.
Last paragraph! Amazing. November coming
up. NO-vember MEANS NO-vemeber. Just in case you were
wondering. So that's good. Should I watch the Harry Potter
Prequels? I'm not so sure. On the one hand I Don't Want
To. On the other hand They Exist. So basically I dunno we'll
see I guess. I could see myself enjoying some Talkin' Sopranos
tonight. HEY I'M TALKIN' SOPRANOS OVER HERE. Anyway.
Maybe I can figure out a good TV Series to binge watch. That could
solve my TV Watching Problems for several Days Or Weeks. HMM.
Nothing comes to mind immediately. Perhaps Hanging With Mr.
Cooper. I saw that pop up while browsing IT'S THE MAX. I
think Mr. Cooper is a teacher but for some reason his students Hang with
him. Doesn't seem appropriate to me! Gonna have to look into
that one! Anyway I'll see ya later.
-5:07 P.M.
Monday,
October 30, 2023
Could Be Okay
Hey, friends! What have I been up to??? So many Order Of
Businesses to cover, I don't even know where to begin! In terms of
What Have I Been Up To Recently. What Am I Up To Now. What
Will I Be Up To In The Future Be Up To. Those are the three places
in time I can begin talking about What I've Been Up To! Past, Present,
and Future. If you can figure out A Fourth Place In Time I Can
Begin I'd like to hear it! Oh. Never. I just
figured out The Fourth Kind Of Place In Time I Can Begin! NEVER!!!
Only took me a few minutes. Hmm. SO WHAT DID I DO these past
few weeks? I am 7 out 8 Harry Potters into watching Harry Potters.
Only took me five or six days. I watched ALL them Sopranos.
Sopranos are High Noted Singers. Or they're SOAP ranos.
That took me 2 or 3 weeks. I watched A Good Several Family Films on
Disney: IT'S A PLUS and also on IT'S THE MAX. I like family films.
I'M GONNA WATCH THIS FAMILY REPLACE MY OWN. FOR WARM FEELINGS.
MY OWN FAMILY IS NOT GOOD BUT IF I WATCH GOOD FAMILY LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE
OF TINGS.
Time for our
segment ON THE BAD SIDE OF NEWS the person running for councilwoman
in my district's last name is spelled DIFFERENTLY than how I thought it
would be spelled. I thought, "Li!" Turns out, "Lee!" The
important thing is that I will vote for her IN SPIRIT. Tomorrow
is Your Favorite Holliday and Mines' Halloween. The Funny Thing
About Halloween is you do know you're not fooling anyone with those
masks, right? You're still JUST CHILDREN. I'm not scared or
intimated by you at all no matter HOW spooky or creepy your face might be.
Probably a whole lot of exceptions to that rule. I'm actually
frightened All The Time And A Half. If the glass is completely full
and overflowing by +50%, IS IT FULL OR EMPTY. Positive or negative
thing.
It occurred to me that I've been making Mistake
watching Bad Movies my whole life. I used to consider it a neutral or
positive Personality Trait that I enjoy bad and media-core movies. NOW
I realize it's POSSIBLE you only enjoy a movie asfarasmuch as it's a good
movie. You take a Rotten Tomatoe rating and it's POSSIBLE that's
exactly how enjoyable the movie is exactly. Well. Sure.
Anything is POSSIBLE. The real question is whether it's PROBABLE.
And it's not. Anyway. What's my certified fresh rating for
this entry. 78%. Not sure who certified these ratings
exactly. I guess the health department is in charge of that stuff.
I think BOTH Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort get hyped up way to much
throughout most of Harry Potter. CALM DOWN ABOUT IT. In
the first 2 films Voldemort is just a face on the back of a guy's skull and
Harry Potter is a ten years old Who Don't Know Crap About MAGIC or ANYTHING.
NEITHER OF TEM AIN'T MUCH OF SHIT.
Okay. I completed Improv 101! I was
thinking about Opening and Closing music tracks to potential improv shows
all class long! Then I found out it it was a real thing for our show and was
EXCITED AND A HALF! Regrettably I ultimately had no input on the songs
we used. NOR did I get to enjoy any of the songs we used. Turns
out I WAS NOT in the Theater Pre-Me Being On Stage NOR Post-Me Being On
stage. Hmm. Oh wheel such is life. How did the show
go? ENOUGH. Well enough. Good enough!
ENOUGH ENOUGH. I'd say I/Class-In-General was a solid B/B+ in
Improve 101 Class and IN SHOW I/Class-In-General was a solid C/C+!
THAT CAN BUY YOU A DOZEN EGGS AND A BUS TICKET when I was growing up.
Grades are Academic Capital. I guess when you're in Real Schools.
To get you into Rutgers or something. These grades mean
little. Hmm. I DID get Personalized Class Comments from
my teacher Post-Class. Apparently I AM AUTHENTICALLY FUNNY AND
CHARISMATIC. However I HAVE NO EMOTIONS, I JUST DO REACTIONS.
Oh okay that's good.
Hmm. Matthew Perry died a couple of days
ago. I came up with a joke! It fills me with sorrow to
say that this weekend we lost a good Friend. I'd phrase it more
optimally but you know. Anyway I started Improve 201 yesterday.
Wow! What a leap in Ability Quality Among Peers. These guys know
what they're doing! Makes me question The Degree To Which I Don't Know
What I'm Doing. Do I almost know what I'm doing? Am I WAY
off? All in all it really makes ya think. The important
thing is There's Always Room For Improvement as well as Jello which is what
I assume Bill Cosby always said to his victims when he was through with
them. That means nothing. It's EDGY. "Bill
Cosby." You can't SAY THAT in 2023. Sergeant Bilko ...bsy.
YEAH.
We ordered candy from amazon to arrived three days ago.
That candy has yet to arrive! IF the candy doesn't arrive by
Halloween, I say WE MUST STRIKE BACK ACCORDINGLY. In the form of
Refund Demands. Can we demand a Refund for AMERICA am I right.
EXCUSE ME THIS ISN'T WORKING RIGHT I'D LIKE TO RETURN IT. Am I not
telling truths. TURNS OUT I DON'T NEED THIS SORRY.
Something like that. I JUST REMEMBERED I ALREADY HAVE ONE.
Hmm. There's a truck that drives around the mini-city-park in my
neighborhood that I walk in that's sort of like a RIDE. It's just a
Wooded Walking Area, THIS PARK. And every now and again a truck just
loads up some elementary school kids into the Pick-Up Zone Area of the truck
and rides them around and the kids wave at you and are having a blast
TOURING THE PAVED WALK WAY PATH and WAVING AT PEDESTRIANS for SCHOOL
VALUE ONE MUST CONCLUDE?
Seventh paragraph! I went to see The Exorcist:
Believer a couple of weeks ago. That was a SPOOKY movie. I
didn't look at the screen 90% of the time. Even during dramatic
scenes. I didn't wanna get too used to looking at the Dramatic Scenes
such that when The Scary Scenes would start I'd then feel entitled to
continue watching the movie. EVEN STILL the Surprising Sounds got my
goat good. GOOD. Now that I know what to be scared of I IN TURN
know what is not to be feared and is of no consequence. I know what
is of no consequence. Things that won't possess me. JUST
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. If you're not being possessed by Devil GUESS
WHAT YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING OKAY AND SHOULDN'T BE SCARED ABOUT WHATEVER IT IS
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT.
Well, great! What is Devil's ENDGAME in
possessing Reagan in Ecorcyst. I know they kill the Director guy.
But besides that seems kind of low stakes. Basically there
just TO BE A JERK. ANNOY the Hell out of Mother and Servants.
Make it IMPOSSIBLE TO SLEEP with all that ruckus. Whenever you're
around them just be an INDIGNANT CHILD. Curses and, "Slams," and, "Disses,"
all the time. YO MOMMAS SO FAT SHE SUCKS COCKS IN HELL.
Anyway. Gotta clean up after the messes she makes out of ALL SEVEN
orifices in her body. How many orifices do we have in bodies.
Gonna go with seven. LET'S GO TO THE BIG BOARD SHOW ME,
"SEVEN!...." Hmm. Big board is being despondent.
Not showing me a thing. God dang Big Board. Totally useless when
it's needed most.
Ninth paragraph! Probably the penultimate one!
Am I going to finish Harold Potter tonight or watch it tomorrow?
Let's go to the Big Board. Hmm. Looking around my room and
I'm not seeing anything resembling a Big Board. This is The Life I
Chose. It ain't over until The Big Broad sings. I'm slightly
concerned that I'm thought about and considered the Futility of Devil
Accomplishing Anything Concrete By Possessing Little Girl before. If I've
already thought things, thinking them again is an huge waste of my time.
Also don't even get me started on Thinking Entirely New Things.
EVEN BIGGER waste of my time. Thinking NOTHING is really the
Only Way To Go if you wanna spend your time productively. Think
about it!
Okay! Hmm. I watched RADIO a few days
ago. WHY. Why did Radio HAPPEN. Why did they make a
MOVIE about it. Why did I WATCH it. None of these things MAKE
SENSE. It all exists though in the world that I've been assured is
Reality. Ed Harris always has one facial expression and sometimes it
represents supreme benevolence and sometimes it represents pure evil.
EXACT SAME FACE. COULD BE ON EITHER END OF TEH SPECTRUM.
That's his business not mine. My favorite thing when watching slightly
older movies for the first time is spotting people who were in Tales In The
Crypt. Happens A LOT. Over 50% of movies I'm like YEP THAT
BIT PART PLAYER WAS IN EPISODE 306 TELEVISION TERROR. Life is
swell. I'll be back soon!
-4:51 P.M.
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