Wednesday, November 30, 2022

That's Good I Guess

    Hey friends!  Behind schedule today in some senses!  ONE I'm literally a hour or so behind schedule.  Ideally I start Act I between 9:00 and 9:30!  It is 10:21 AM!  TWO I will only be able to fit in 3 walks in Early Part Of Day instead of four.  BUT I will be able to fit in all acts and shower normally.  Probably Bob Dylan after shower normally too.  Plus, I'll be able to walk six times normally and crap.  So it's not all that bad!  Anyway.  Had some weird dreams last night.  I don't remember them.  WEIRD.  Some pleasant, some not!  Wrote down a couplet in the middle of the night from one dream.  Hard to read now!  The good news is how productive can a single couplet be.  Even if I could read it can't be THAT good.  Anyway.  Had unscheduled snack after I got back from walk I!  Not a big deal!  Have a smaller Regular Scheduled Snack later on!  Hmm.  Got roast beef sandwich and chicken curry today?  IN THAT ORDER?  Very likely!
    Hmm.  Bob Dylan Enterprise songs today are... Witchy Woman by EAGLES, Big Boss Man by JIMMY REED, and Long Tall Sally by LITTLE RICHARD.  Hmm.  Always thought it was THE Eagles.  Maybe it is.  Maybe there's an Eagles and a The Eagles.  Lemme LTURQ.  Looks like it's only one band.  And it looks like the Main Hits I got sometimes call them The Eagles.  GREAT.  Officially EAGLES but in Polite Company you can add on a The for context and no one's gonna be upset.  I'M upset.  But I'll get over it!  Anyway got some coffee brewin.  Huh.  So far only listened to Witchy Woman on walk 1.  And only once!  I'LL GET AROUND TO THE REST.  I must know Long Tall Sally.  Can't imagine it in my head right now but I'm pretty confident that's something I'm familiar with.  So that's good.  HEY last day of the month.  GREAT.  Gotta spend 5 minutes Formatting Website tomorrow so November 2022 becomes a webpage and then /index gets a clean slate!  That's not that difficult.
   Gotta do it manually though!  The format of this website is all manual!  It LOOKS professionally algorithmically done but NOPE.  Hmm.  National Food Of The TOmo... FUCK it's gonna be like 10 things isn't it... Fine...  National Food O The Tomorrow is... Worldwide Food Service Safety Day, Eat A Red Apple Day, National Cookie Cutter Day, and National Peppermint Bark Day.  I dunno what half of those things mean!  I guess first one is devoted to making sure National Food Servicers are safe.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP sounds about right.  Eat a red apple day.  Sounds like they're encouraging us to eat apples!  One of the Tales In The Crypt I watched last night has a PLOT POINT where two guys are eatin' apples.  I thought ya know what I can see myself enjoying apples comin' up.  What a coincidence!  Cookie Cutter.  Used as a Metaphor a lot.  You know a PARABLE.  It's an ANAGRAM.  Cookie cutter means like Standardized things.  Hmm. Lemme LTURQ.  YEP THAT"S IT XACTLY.  Peppermint Bark.  Sounds good.  I dunno if I've ever had Bark (in this context.  I've eaten Real Tree Bark ALL THE TIME).  But I'd try it!
   Fourth paragraph.  Also watched a The Simpsons or two last night.  IT was great!  I laughed a lot!  Hmm.  Listened to some music on Great Speakers last night, too!  Not walking in a circle.  Either way what else is going on.  I think I'm leaning toward being excited about Roast Beef Sandwich.  But what kinda Sides are we talkin'.  Obvious choice is The Ruffled Potato Chips.  REAL obvious choice.  How's Railworkers Impasse going.  The rail workers seem to want four days of paid sick leave.  Something like that.  And the Railworker Bosses want to NOT give them that.  Something like that.  But Railworker Enterprises are making LOTTA profits.  Seems like Railworkers should have paid sick days.  Most people get that.  Why not them.  Hmm.  They want some other reasonable stuff too.  For some reason the Paid Sick Days is getting all the attention.  Maybe it IS their priority.  WHAT DO I KNOW.
   Fifth paragraph!  Wonderful.  Gonna enjoy more Simpsons today I think.  I laughed plenty last night at them.  Or maybe it was WITH them.  Either way I gotta kick out of it.  What episode is next.  Hmm.  A STREET CAR NAMED MARGE?  I can imagine that having loads of laughs.  So that's good.  Getting tablet today presumably!  Might not employ it THAT much but I gotta imagine I'll OPEN IT and play with it A LITTLE.  Depends on when I get it.  If I get it by Midday obviously I'm gonna play with it more than if I get it at 9 PM.  Hmm.  Also getting Truvia.  Don't need to play with that.  I still got leftover Truvia from last time to play with!  So that's good.  No update on my Uncle as of now.  I'm sure Someone Somewhere is getting updates.  Aunt for instance.  Sure she's getting updates all the time.  Not being filtered down to me though!  So that's good.  How am I doin snackwise.  I dunno.  After first walk felt pretty hungry for some reason.  I THINK right now I'm okay.  Gonna get coffee though!
   Yeah!  Had pretty much no NightMight snacking last night.  Around 25 caloriesworth of Cinnamon Toast Crunch I would wager.  2 nights in a row Nothin!  I feel like over the past few months I've reached streaks of 2 nights in a row with pretty much no NightMight Snacking.  I don't THINK I've hit 3 nights in a row though in some time.  That's not good.  Oh well.  Just gotta do ONE MORE NIGHT to break that record.  Hmm.  Should be able to have six walks easy.  Maybe I go out of my way to have seven walk.  Probably could do that EASILY but it'd interrupt Main Routine Schedule I Got Goin On.  Hmm.  Got 30 pages of Appendix to read.  Gotta imagine it's called an Appendix in a book because it serves no purpose.  Our appendixes are pointless, right?  Hmm.  Anyway I could fit that all in for today.  Probably just take it easy and make it 2 days though.  HMM.  I could see appendix being SUPER Academia and difficult to read OR the other way and being pretty standard language and crap and easy to read.  HMM.  We'll see how it, "Shakes," out I guess.
   Seventh paragraph!  Drank A LOT of soda when I got back from walk.  Filled up and drank and re-filled up the glass with different flavor sodas like 5 or 6 times.  Not sure WHY but it worked out I guess.  Hmm.  Midday snack could be delightful Small Donut.  That's small enough that it works with snack I already had in a reasonable way.  So that's good.  Anyway.  I know I didn't get any Engagements Or Anything on Mastodon over night but I haven't checked the Feed I Read yet.  Gonna be a lot of updated posts for me to read when I get around to it!  Hmm.  Got .56 LB of roast beef.  Which means today sandwich is gonna be roughly .28 LB.  Roast beef is Hearty in and of itself.  Now there's MORE of it?  Wow!  Anyway.  Presumably will be in about 2.5-2 hours.  Amazing.  I can heat up turkey and ham and whatnot but I think Roast Beef really can make a case for itself that it should be Hated Up in microwave.  Huh.
   Eighth paragraph!  What else is crap.  Forgot about Jeff Tweedy song writing book.  Haven't read any of that in a week or two.  GOOD.  I got something to look forward to now!  Amazing!  Had Classic Breakfast for breakfast today.  Vanilla Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich and Smore Pop Tart.  A little bit early!  Like 7:30 instead of 8:00.  WOW what a great story.  I'll tell it again later in case you forget.  So that's good.  Oh.  I can easily fit in Bob Dylan Enterprise after shower and before walk 3.  Wonderful.  I can fit in PLENTY in that time period.  Wonderful.  You would think Railworker and Railworker Company Impasse would be a personal issue for Biden.  Because his whole premise is I LIKE TRAINS A LOT.  So we gotta imagine that's factoring into how he's approaching this issue.  Hmm.  He seemed to be doing good on it a few months ago when originally negotiating compromise.  NOWADAYS he's on Railworker Business Side.  I DON'T LIKE IT.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  What else do I got going on for me.  Article about The Marijuana yesterday that continued to speculate there will be Recreation Dispensaries open within a few weeks.  Which is the time period I've been operating under believing already!  Figure that'll ultimately be fun and/or a bust for me.  I dunno.  Hey I just had 1 beer yesterday.  Under the premise I don't get that much out of 2 beers compared to 1.  But I think I'd get more out of 3 beers compared to one.  So one day I can have one beer and the next I can have three beer.  See how that goes.  Or I could just BANK the calories I saved for that one day and move on with my lives.  Huh.  Tablet has SHIPPED and is being PROCESSED at Carrier Facility.  Not out for delivery yet!  I hope that carrier facility is nearby.  If it's far away I don't see how they can get it here with 11 hours!  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  When I had snack when I got home I was worried that for some reason today I was just gonna be uncomfortably hungry all day for some reason.  It'd just be one of those days.  NOPE.  SATISFIED NOW.  GO FIGURE.
   Last paragraph of act!  Gotta put in super market order today.  For it to arrive on Friday.  Presumably I can put in order tomorrow too.  Makes no sense though!  I'm always updating order here and there with one thing or another as time goes by.  If I put in Original order today I can fine tune it Real Great for tomorrow.  If I wait till tomorrow to put it in to start with LESS TIME TO FINE TUNE.  What if I Fine Tune it today and then put the original order in tomorrow.  I DON'T THINK THAT'D WORK.  What else is up.  WOW now Amazon says tablet is Out For Delivery.  A REAL TANGIBLE UPDATE from 5 minutes ago.  WOW now it says arriving 3-7 PM.  Great!  I'd be able to play with it a little bit today based on that estimation.  Maybe not have a full fledged TabletTime.  Maybe so!  At the very least see how it works or somthin.  Hmm.  Great just great.  Gonna go take a walk now.  Be back in a bit!

someday i'll do better

    Hey friends.  Amazon now says delivery will be between 3:45 and 7:45.  Sure great whatever.  Democrats elected HAKEEM JEFFRIES as Party Leader in congress!  Great.  Probably gonna take seven walks today.  Might be relatively crunch time in the afternoon.  Not REALLY crunchtime.  But I can't MEANDER either.  HOWEVER my Dad might be skipping his walk if it's raining too hard.  And it might be raining too hard for him but not hard enough for me to skip it.  So I could take fourth walk an hour earlier!  GIVING ME TIME TO MEANDER in afternoon.  So that's good!  Raining a bit now.  Heavy Lightly!  Definitely in the Lightly category.  But if it's gonna be raining lightly this is on the heavier side of that.  SO that's good!  Hmm.  Really not sure what to have for lunch.  Chicken curry OR Roast beef sandwich with sandwichside... hard to decide!  Both sound great and whatknot.  Aiming to eat lunch around 2:00 PM.  Either after I get back from Walk IV or before I take Walk IV.  AMAZING. WALK IV: A NEW HOPE.  AMAZING.
   Four paragraphs to go for Daytime Day.  Listened to some Big Boss Man and Long Tall Sally.  I was wrong about Long Tall Sally.  I dunno this song!  Maybe the Alt Versions are significantly different.  And I DO know those versions of the songs.  I wouldn't bet on it though!  If you were gonna make an alt version that different probably should just come up with a new song completely.  So that' good.  In retrospect I LIKED Nightmare On Em Street I: The Phantom Menace.  So that's good.  Got coffee 1.3 going.  I HAD... what is it... a third?  Something like that?  of a cup for Act I.  Refilled it for Act II.  I can't do SIMPLE MATH.  Too early for math.  Not that early.  Day is almost halfway done!  Sure I guess.  Whatta watch first when I'm up to TV Watching Part Of Day.  Gotta imagine Simpsons might be the thing I get the biggest kick out of.  So that's good.  Not a lot of people know this but the show is actually just called, "Simpsons."  People are just always saying The Simpsons for Grammar's sake!  That's not true.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  ARTICLES ON ESPN about Jose Abreu signing with Astros but THEY DON'T SAY FOR HOW MUCH.  That's Half Of The Story AT LEAST.  I have not that much invested in Jose Abreu OR the Astros but  how much he signed for is RELEVANT for the rest of Free Agency across all of Major League Baseball.  What's WRONG with YOU ESPN.  Surely the information is out there.  It's up to you to GRAB IT and GIVE IT.  So that's good.  I think I had a dream the Democrats ended up with 1-3 more seats in congress than I Assume They're Pretty Much Locked In At At This Point.  IT WAS A GOOD DREAM.  I thought it was real at the time, too!  That part was the best part of the dream!  NOW I REALIZE it's probably not reality.  Oh well such is life.  Possible I eat lunch at 1:30 to 2:00.  Depends on several things and I can't go into all of them right now. Got other stuff to talk about presumably!
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Maybe have dependable granola bar later as snack.  Haven't had one of those in a while.  Also we all know Granola is Healthy For Some Reason.  No one has ever explained to me how granola is healthy but as of now I figure it's a solid 50% chance it's Somewhat Particularly Healthy.  Maybe even 55% chance.  I feel comfortable, if I had to choose between it being Somewhat Particularly Healthy OR NOT, I'd take the OVER.  I'M BETTING IT ALL ON GRANOLA BAR.  Don't let me down!  So that's good.  Probably shouldn't bet it all.  That'd be irresponsible.  Then again I COULD WIN REAL BIG if I do.  I'll think about it I guess.  Hmm.  Looks like according to internet it's gonna be raining non stop for at least a few hours but at a very steady pace.  And IF that pace was the same pace as it was 20 minutes ago NO PROBLEM FOR ME.  I'll take walks at that pace like it was nobody's business!  Can't say for sure whether Dad would take walk At This Pace.  Hmm.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  So that's good.  YA KNOW WHAT.  I could fit in a fourth walk BEFORE my Dad would even take his walk if he does take it!  Only shower between walks iii and iv, though! NO BOB DYLAN ENTERPRISE until I get back.  So that's good.  Let's aim for that.  It's FUN and crap or somthin, I dunno, I don't have all the details.  Hope the rain doesn't short circuit my Tablet.  I would guess it's inside a cardboard box, impervious to the elements.  Impervious?  I don't like what that compound word might imply about Me and/or Being A Pervert.  WOW definition of Impervious is that it's SPECIFICALLY about liquid can't get through.  Second definition was the one I was thinking which means just in general will be unaffected by.  THIS PRIMARY DEFINITION makes me using the word A REAL HOME RUN.  So that's good.  I guess that's it for DayTime Day.  I'll see ya tonight and crap!

Oh Okay I'll Leave It There

    Hey friends.  Got TabletDelivery after dinner and before Final Walk.  Just came back from final walk!  Opened box enough to Hold Tablet and Hold Electronic Pen.  MIMED doing some TabletTime and IT'S GONNA GO JUST FINE.  Reasonable size.  Very fine point to Pen!  Slightly heavier than I'd like but what can ya do.  Tablet Fancy Microsoft Paint needs a lot of Gigabytes.  That level of gigabytes is gonna take up a lot of Computer Mainframe.  Gotta be heavy.  I want you (She's so heavy).  Kinda Fat Shaming song.  The reason The Beatles want you and not her is because she's obese.  HOW WAS THIS NOT A BIGGER SCANDAL.  I feel like I made that joke oh i Don't Know NINE MONTHS AGO.  Sounds like something I'd say.  Specifically Nine Months Ago.  Oh well what can ya do.  Possible I made that joke nine DAYS ago.  Time flies when you're having fun.
   Anyway.  Had delightful Chicken Curry for lunch and Roasted Beef Sandwich for dinner.  Got some Medication Delivery today and THEM SUCKERS THREW IN A CAN OF COOKIES.  Nice big can of Butter Cookies.  A VARIETY.  There's FOUR different kinds of butter cookies AND I HAD TWO ALREADY.  Totally taste like what you'd expect ASSUMING YOU'VE HAD BUTTER COOKIE BEFORE and/or ARE JUST REALLY GOOD AT GUESSING WHAT COOKIES TASTE LIKE EVEN WITH LIMITED PAST EXPERIENCE.  So that's good.  Gonna aim for 3 beers tonight.  One of which will mostly correspond to Now Entrying.  After Now Entrying I put back some Tales In The Crypt on while I Create Tablet.  Already created but I WILL CREATE the opportunity for myself to USE IT ACTIVELY.  Wonder how long that'll take.  I'm gonna say there's an eighty percent chance it will take between 10 and 40 minutes to More Or Less Take Care Of Creating It's Ability To Be Used By Me.  Anyway after that MAYBE DO A FULL TABLETTIME for 11/30/2022 (today).  HUH.  No tootsie pop right now.  GOTTA STOMACH ACHE YOU FOOLS.
   Yeah!  Thinking about a nice comprehensive iced cream sandwich in a little bit, though!  I'm thinking about it NOW.  Or more accurately NINETY SECONDS AGO.  But I'm considering ACHIEVING IT later specifically.  Sounds complicated.  YES SOMEWHAT.  Anyway.  Took seven walks today.  Did a couple more rounds of Laundering and Dryering.  At this point I've accomplished All Laundry I believe.  At least for the next few days.  At some point Laundering needs to be done again.  Doesn't seem fair but that's the world we live in.  WATCHED a few Simpsons episodes. Great stuff!  In just the last 3 or 4 episodes I've experienced at least two of my favorite lines!  THE DOLL'S TRYING TO KILL ME AND THE TOASTERS BEEN LAUGHING AT ME and I LIKE STORIES.  That's all I got to say about that.  LOOK DID I LAUGH A DOZEN AND A HALF OTHER TIMES?  SURE.  But going into this experience those were two lines that WHEN I LAUGHED I concurrently thought I'VE ENJOYED THIS JOKE SPECIFICALLY IN TEH PAST.  Relatively RECENT past.  Last few years past as opposed to When I Was Eight.
   I can't remember what I liked when I was eight.  SEINFELD or something.  Hmm.  I just went back to re-reading The Dolls Trying To Kill me and I'm laughing at it all over gain.  I KEEP READING IT from having typed it up and EACH TIME I LAUGH.  And then I immediately go back an dread it again and LAUGH AGAIN.  Amazing.  What else is up.  It was a productive day I guess.  I ate two butter cookies.  Probably some of the rest was worthwhile, too!  Hmm.  Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich gonna run ya the same amount of calories as FOUR Butter Cookies.  Hmm.  Iced Cream Sandwich is a good Palate Cleanser snack.  ISN'T OFFENSIVE to the taste buds and sort of wipes the slate clean.  But BUTTER COOKIES got a similar thing going on as well.  So that's something to consider.  Hmm.  Accepted Tablet Delivery while my Dad was InternetTeaching his class.  Presumably with the Truvia.  IT'S A PACKAGE DEAL.  But it was all in one box so when AmazonLady came I said it's all in one box? or something.  And it was.  BUT Dad's Class might have heard me talk about The One Box.  WOW I'M FAMOUS.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Amazing.  How's my current iteration of A Tummy Ache going.  Not too bad.  More aching than I'd like (No Ache).  But less ache than a Serious Ache.  Rather have Heart Ache though.  Heart Ache is FUN.  Get to wallow in self pity.  That's how I do it at least.  Tummy ache also involved self pity but it's not as fun.  Anyway.  Maybe I have TWO BUTTER COOKIES when this is over.  WOW WHAT AN IDEA.  I could have 2 butter cookies when this is over then a Sea Salt Caramel Health Iced Cream Bar say when Tablet is Done WORKWISE but not TabletTimewise.  Combine those two and it's FIVE MORE CALORIES than just 4 butter cookies or a Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich.  WOW SOUNDS LIKE I GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT DOESN'T IT.  Yes!  It also Feels that way.  Wow two senses.  Seems like it's for real at this point.  Anyway.  Guess that's it for now.  See ya tomorrow.

-8:12 P.M.

P.S.-- WAIT A SECOND.  Didn't do spell check yet but something just occurred to me.  TWO BUTTER COOKIES.  Then comprehensive iced cream sandwich at some point.  BUT THAT ALS ODOUBLES as final NightTime Snack of Iced Cram.  Huh.  It's a GOOD THING I wrote this Post Script.  Huh.  What else is up.  Hey how's that for ya.

Tuesday, November 29, 2022

Website Gotta Continue

    Hey friends!  9:24 AM!  Should be able to fit in 4 walks, 2 acts, shower, and almost definitely Bob Dylan Enterprise Book in first part of the day.  Hmm.  No updates on the health of The Man To Whom I Am Nephew.  Never really thought about it that way.  I considered him my Uncle, sure!  Never real contextualized it the other way.  Anyway I GUESS no news is good news?  It's not TERRIBLE news.  Worst Case Scenario News would be News.  So that's good.  Wearing last clean shirt!  Gonna have to do some laundry today with or without my Mom's help.  I feel like she might be up to helping me.  That's in AFTERNOON.  After four walks and probably after lunch.  Which will be HAM or ROASTED BEEF Sandwich.  Hmm.  Had ZERO NightMight snacking.  Had appropriate 3 tiny donuts for 8:00 AM breakfast.  NOW I GOT A SLIGHT TUMMY ACHE.  Coulda been the donuts for some reason.
   Hmm.  Anything new in the wide world of news.  I guess WORST CASE SCENARIO News I'm not being aware of is good.  Worst Case Scenario is The World Exploded.  I'd have heard about that in the news by now.  And/or experienced it!  Hmm.  Listedn to Bob Dylan songs just once eac hon first walk.  THEM SONGS ARE... It's All In The Game by Tommy Edwards, A Certain Girl by Ernie K-Doe, and I've Always Been Crazy by Waylong Jennings.  LOVE the story in A Certain Girl.  Guy is singing about a girl he loves and/or is into.  Then the background is like what's her name.  And he's like I AIN'T SAYING HER NAME JUST YET.  I dunno where this is gonna go.  I can't put this out there as of now, c'mon!  Brilliant.  Amazon says Tablet is arriving by Tomorrow 10 PM.  WOW.  That's All Of Tomorrow.  I go to bed at 10:00 PM.  So basically they're saying it will be here tomorrow by bedtime.  They don't KNOW it's my bedtime.  They might POSSIBLY know.  I've mentioned it on internet before!  Gotta imagine there are algorithms out there that can browse random websites like this one.
   Hmm.  Started coffee before this Act.  That should go without saying.  But I said it none the less!  Did some CircleWalking while listening to music on Speakers and having OZ on mute.  Not sure why.  Just sorta felt like doing it!  I hope I don't make it a habit.  Anyway only 1 Oz left!  Double Length Oz.  But I'll be done with that by MID DAY or so.  Hmm.  Watch some films.  Like the rest of NightMare On That There LmsStreet.  I liked the opening credits of the film.  It specifically says Introducing Johnny Depp separate from other actor credits.  Even though he's just a relatively random supporting character.  Sounds like they knew they were dealing with SUPERSTAR.  And or Spouse Abuser.  Didn't pay attention to that case while it was happening.  Either way it also says Robert Englund Or Whatever as FRED KRUEGER.  Hadn't earned his DY yet I guess.  Hmm.
   Fourth paragraph!  I guess I can do one load of laundry/dryer without doing All Of It today.  Not sure how that'll play out in real time.  Hmm.  How's Mastodon Going.  I dunno.  Haven't checked this morning!  When I ultimately do check presumably after shower I'll have a good amount of Thoughts saved up in my, "Feed."  So that's good.  Unless they give me bad news about my Uncle.  Which I guess isn't bad in and of itself.  It would be a bad experience.  But ultimately it's best if I find out at some point.  Anyway.  Besides my immediate family I guess this is the family member I'm most invested in!  Two Direct Cousins are up there too.  But I feel like I've had somewhat more of a relationship with my Uncle.  AUNT is good.  But that's only been the last 40% or so of my life.  Had a different aunt at first!  Don't remember her too well.  Current Aunt is a nice lady though!  Anyway she's not BLOOD though.  Uncle and cousins are BLOOD relatives.  We share GENETICS.
   Fifth paragraph!  Been really enjoying Ruffle here and there the last few days.  Maybe sandwichside is that of course.  OR right now I'm thinking maybe a Pouch Of Cookies as sandwich side.  For example a Chips aHoy.  It'd be good to make a Mastodon Thought today.  Gotta keep myself active in the community. I got 11 or so followers for whom this will show up in their feed!  OR there's a way you can look at the Up To Date posts from EVERYONE on this Subset Of Mastodon.  ANyone on top of that while I'm posting will see it too!  FASCINATING.  That's a good way to refer to the OffShoots of Mastodon.  SUBSETS.  Makes sense to me.  Anyway.  I try searching comedy or music hashtags a couple times a day to see if anyone from any corner of Mastodon is talking about The Arts I Like.  I COULD ENGAGE WITH THAT NO PROBLEM.  So far NOT MUCH there to talk about.
   Sixth paragraph!  Coffee time!  I like pumping up the subwoofer while listening to music but it's exponentially more annoying for other people I'd guess.  Any music at all could be heard outside my room at varying levels depending on generic volume.  Subwoofer increased volume is even more pronounced than regular!  GOTTA KEEP THAT IN MIND.  Anyway.  When I was in high school my parents set a 11:00 PM time limit for when I could play guitar.  In retrospect that was pretty generous on their part!  If it were today I'D feel weird about playing electric guitar after 10:00 PM because of potentially disturbing neighbors!  Anyway.  Played a lot of unplugged electric guitar at night in my life in those days.  It's FUN.  Makes ya THINK.  I dunno.  Also had some earphones you could plug into Amp so that you play it into amp and it just makes noise into earphones!  AMAZING.  Nowadays I could also do it with 8 track.  HUH.
   Seventh paragraph!  What else is up.  Ham sandwich this week is the sandwich that's a lot less hearty than .25 oz, right?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  Ham portion for sandwich gonna run ya about .21 OZ for this week.  GOOD.  Got a tummy ache as of now.  I could stand less hearty sandwich!  SANDWICH AIN'T FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS though.  Who KNOWS what my tummy will feel like then.  FORTUNE TELLERS.  I guess.  If its important enough.  They can't know every single detail about my Upcoming Life.  Maybe ham sandwich is important, I dunno.  It's possible!  What else is going on and crap.  Looking forward to working creatively during SuperWinter by employing Current Methods Of Inspiration PLUS Tablet and Marijuana.  Creatively all around but SPECIFICALLY hopefully working on some music.  Hmm.  Over the last few weeks I've leaned into being confident I will like marijuana.  Logically I KNOW the last times I tried it I didn't like it.  Just trying to keep a positive attitude though!  If I THINK I'll like it then THAT WILL MANIFEST.
   Three paragraphs to go for Act I.  How long did it take me to write first seven paragraphs?  Looks like just about 25 minutes.  Wow.  Real quick stuff.  Amazing.  Box of Truvia is arriving with Tablet tomorrow.  I like the premise that they're two sides of the same coin.  Can't separate the Tablet from the Truvia.  It's a package deal!  Hmm.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Mason Jar Day and National Mousse Day.  Mason Jar?  That's not food!  UNLESS... Glass Jar used to preserve food.  Whatever.  Mousse is cake.  Could be MORE than cake.  Lemme LTURQ.  WOW MOUSSE CAN BE SAVORY.  I'd look into that more extensively but turns out I don't care that much!  Hmm.  Can always go through NightMare On Elm Street films in completion after finishing first one.  Not sure if I'd like that.  Not a huge fan of the franchise!  Getting SLIGHTLY more out of the original this time around watching it.  VERY slight.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Been imagining doing TabletTime holding Tablet Horizontally.  So that the greater length is sideways.  Could easily go the other way though!  Not sure how that's gonna pan out in real life.  Hmm.  Not happy with this Entry as of now.  Really hard to say it's any better than a D+/C-.  And my first instinct is I don't see it getting any better.  COULD get better.  Not impossible.  Wouldn't be my first guess though.  Hmm.  What's the exact proportion of main characters who ultimately die in OZ to main characters who don't.  Pretty sure it's roughly 4:1 in terms of main character who die at some point.  Mostly bunched up at the end.  Mostly people who were killed.  In fact maybe ALL were killed?  Off the top of my head... hmm.. characters who die without being killed... OH.  I can think of one who died from natural causes.  That was HALFWAY through the series and it wasn't a main character by any stretch of the imagination!  WOW.  OZ ISN'T VERY SAFE AT ALL.  That's my takeaway.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Sweet!  What to listen to besides Bob Dylan Enterprise songs on upcoming walk.  I DUNNO but it could be fun whatever it is!  Anyway.  Current diet plan that's presumably plausible has me losing just about half a pound a week!  Nice milestone by New Years.  Great milestone by end of SuperWinter.  AMAZING Milestone by end of SuperSummer.  Probably would be at Amazing Weight by that time without having to lose more!  WOW.  PLAUSIBLE.  Anything can happen I guess.  One thing I like about OZ is that you see a lot of naked men and I don't enjoy it SEXUALLY but I do enjoy seeing how most of the actors just don't have great bodies.  Lotta fat in the bellies similar to me!  Among other areas of body that aren't top of the line!  No one's perfect is the point!  IN FACT these jerks are ACTORS who are supposed to be the cream of the attractive crop!  PLUS they know they're gonna be naked so they'd have incentive to look as good as possible!  If they look like me then I can't be looking that bad relatively speaking!  So that's good. Gonna take a walk now.  Be back soon!

i say lots of things

    Hey friends.  Time to write 5 paragraphs.  Gonna aim to start laundry after walk iv and before lunch.  Probably just do 1 load today.  All Shirts All The Time.  How many shirts can I fit in a load.  I'd say 8-12.  But there's a big difference between 8 or 12!  ROUGHLY FOUR.  Anyway listened to some Bob Dylan Enterprise songs some more.  That's pretty good.  Think I'm gonna aim for seven walks overall today.  That's pretty good.  Gonna get a meal From Delivery tonight but not for tonight!  For tomorrow OR PERHAPS the lunch after.  I think I'd enjoy roast beef sandwich and chicken curry tomorrow.  Leaving the Bonus Meal as Thursday Lunch.  SOUNDS LIKE a griddlecentric meal if I've ever heard one.  It would be right anyway and it having Egg White just seals the deal!  Hmm.  How long do I arbitrarily have to write four more paragraphs.  I dunno.  Half an hour.  Who knows.  Hmm.  Must have four or six CHUCKIES to watch.  GREAT.
   What else is going on.  I think I had Absolute Zero NightMight snacks.  Not even any random chips or cinnamon toast crunches!  OK let's keep that streak going.  Going REAL good.  Anyway.  Uncle in Health Jeopardy is troubling because it means my slightly younger parents are creeping up to that age of health jeopardy which means my very younger ME is creeping up towards health jeopardy.  AND ALSO my potential offspring will then be creeping up towards THEIR health jeopardy.  DANGIT.  Good news is I AM HEALTHY YOUNG MAN.  I will survive DECADES no problem.  Probably.  Lots of things can happen!  I could get transferred to OZ where I'd have a 80% Mortality Probability.  How would that be a transfer.  I'm not in another prison right now.  Aren't we all in prison in a way.  I guess.  Aren't we also all NOT in prison in a way?  Even including prisoners?  Sure I'd guess that as well.  Hmm.  of the Mainest 4-6 OZ characters, to be fair, only 1 or 2 die.  But all the other Very Main but not quite Super Main die at TROUBLING levels.
   Three paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.  LOOK by paying more attention I can appreciate that the original Nightmare On Elmstreet is SEMINAL horror film in the Canon Of Seminal Horror Films.  Not my FAVORITE one but I can see it being a worthy contribution to Horror Film In General.  Anyway.  What time do I got lunch coming up.  In about 2.5-3 hours!  Not even about.  Odds are roughly 85% that's accurate.  MAYBE EVEN 87.5 or 90.  I don't feel comfortable going that high.  But if we're being totally hones twith each other COULD BE THAT HIGH.  Then again maybe I die before then.  Could happen.  I guess top death potentiality is Hit By Car on 3rd or 4th walk.  Off the top of my head I can't think of many other causes of death that could remotely compete with that if I die within 2.5 hours.  Hmm.  Eat the wrong berries from the wrong tree or bushes.  I've never ate ANY berries from ANY trees or bushes.  NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT TO START.
   Also unless the berry is REALLY wrong I don't see it killing me immediately.  Depends on the berry I guess.  Hmm.  Two paragraphs to go.  Slip in the shower.  That's another relatively plausible death for this morning.  That happens to people.  Hmm.  I hope electronic pen for tablet is real fine.  It must be.  Artists love this tablet and this pen.  Must be a Fine Point To It.  Hmm.  Probably can choose COLORS to write in.  Hey I wanna write in BLUE.  Then switch to RED on the fly.  Gotta imagine I can do that.  What program are we talking.  Hopefully there's a good Program to do this kinda art/writing experimentation pre-installed.  I DON'T THINK MICROSOFT PAINT would cut it.  What else is up.  What exact kinda ham I got going on this week.  BOAR'S HEAD Virginia Ham.  Oh.  I think this is my first time getting that!  Usually err on the side of getting Fresh Direct Brand sandwich meats when I can.  That's pretty good!  THIS MIGHT BE GOOD TOO.  That was the premise I was operating under when deciding to try it.
   LAST paragraph of DayTime Day.  How about that.  Tummy ache gone.  Feel very little in my tummy right now, good or bad!  So that's good.  Gonna have to start oven with chicken pot pie as early as FIVE PM.  WOW.  Sounds like pretty early to start an oven for dinner!  YOU BET.  Hope this is a good chicken pot pie.  As opposed to a bad chicken pot pie.  Yep makes sense to Hope That.  I get it!  Johnny Depp breakout role #1 is in movie with other guy who has razors for fingers.  Johnny Depp REAL breakout role #2 is in movie where HE has scissors for hands.  STARTING TO PICK UP A THEME.  ANyway.  I feel like Edward Scissorhands might have corresponded with 2-3 other breakout roles within the same year or two.  Can't say for certain.  I could look it up.  I guess I'll think about it.  Okay FINE I'll look it up.  YEAH.  I think Edward Scissorhands WAS SPECIFICALLY his True breakout film.  Point is great.  I'll be back tonight.  Amazing!  Probably made that Johnny Depp sharp hand extremities connection before.  Look I've written 3000 entries.  EVERYTHING is a repeat at this point.  Amazing!  I'll be back tonight.

What Do You Think About That

    Huh.  Here to write 5 paragraphs!  How did today go.  Pretty good! Read two chapters of Academia Book.  Finishing REGULAR chapters.  I THOUGHT once I got to this point in book I'd be done.  HOWEVER it turns out there's roughly 30 pages of APPENDIX that I really am supposed to read if I wanna get all the Academia I Can out of this book.  So that'll last me tomorrow and/or Thursday.  Not so much the, "Or."  I say And/Or a lot and 90% of the time I consciously know only one of the and/or equation qualifies.  Kinda assume you usually know, too!  I'm not trying to pull a fast one or anything.  Anyway I also finished THE OZ.  Finished Nightmare I as well as watched OH I DON'T KNOW 1.75 TALES IN TEH CRYPT.  Had small amount of snack.  Took BONUS Bonus walk.  8 overall.  Think that's about all I accomplished today.  OH.  I Cleansed 8-12 shirts.  All by my lonesome!  Mom poured liquid laundry detergent into machine.  Nobody trusts me to pour appropriate amount of liquids into machines AND WITH GOOD REASON.  But anyway MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
   Anyway.  Gonna start on Choco Pop pretty soon.  Not sure what I learned from Academia Book.  I can sort of pinpoint 8-12 times I felt hey I'm gaining some knowledge right now.  And if I was specifically pressed I could probably remember half of those knowledges.  Gotta imagine a lot of knowledge just seeped in without me consciously realizing it though.  In which case it was definitely worth it!  Hmm.  Next book may be People's History of The United States.  It's called A People's History but THAT'S TERRIBLE GRAMMAR.  A is singular.  PEOPLES is DOUBLE plural.  People alone is plural and then you add an, "S," and it's more plural than anyone can even conceptualize.  The point is This book is not off to a great start from the gitmo.  What else is going on and crap.  I still haven't started choco pop.  I guess I'll do that... now.  Delicious!  I could watch The Nightmares On Elms Street II I guess.  Don't particularly want to.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Tablet coming my way tomorrow.  Gonna TabletTime it up to a degree I don't think any of you are really realizing.  Hmm.  Got Waffle and egg whites from Diner tonight.  Waffle will be Thursday Lunch but Egg Whites could become part of Balanced Breakfast as soon as IDEALLY 12 hours and a minute from now.  Perect Breakfast time gonna run ya at around 8:00 AM.  It is 7:59 PM.  So unless I go back in time 11 hours and 59 minutes then my closest breakfast is FORWARD IN TIME 12 hours and one minute.  Hmm.  Two MainestMeals will be very hearty chicken curry and more or less hearty roast beef sandwich.  IN WHAT ORDER?  WE CAN ONLY SPECULATE.  ALL of this is speculation.  I think speculate is all I do all the time.  GOOD IT'S FUN.  What else is going on and crap.  Boar's Head Virginia Ham was QUALITY.  It was not a hearty portion but it was GOOD.  Also I TOASTED the bread.  Not quite lightly but definitely on the Lighter Side of Moderately.  PERECT.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  What's gonna be Main Evening Snack coming up?  Dunno!  I feel comfortable saying it'll be SOMETING.  I may do a Good Deed and have a small snack compared to an intermediate sized snack.  I dunno yet.  But I'll have SOMETHING.  So that's good.  Probably should watch the last six minutes of The Tales From That Crypt I got going on.  Then re-asses my life.  Probably determine KEEP WATCHING TV after that Re-assessment.  I don't know WHAT.  But Television seems to be the Answer I'd wager.  Hmm.  No real update on The Man To Whom I'm Nephew.  I think there was a LITERAL update but per my understanding not much Knew information.  So that's good I wanna say?  Maybe!  Not the worst thing I've ever heard!  Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich would be a GREAT snack to have a little bit later.  Not a small snack but definitely WORTH IT if I determine it's WORTH IT and I have it.  So it's worth it if I determine it's worth it.  YES EXACTLY.
    Last paragraph of the DayTime NigHt!  I think I'm gonna chomp down into lollipop now.  HEY I JUST DID IT HOW ABOUT THAT.  What kinda stuff did I listen to on walks today after Bob Dylan Enterprise.  You know the standard stuff.  Songs in Standard E tuning.  Maybe some songs in Standard D tuning.  Wouldn't be shocked at all if there were songs in either Standard Eb Tuning or Standard D# tuning Depending Upon Which One Of Those Things Is A Thing.  I'd say off the top of my head 98% sure it's Eb.  The more I think about it the more sure I am!  When I first wrote it I was like 50/50!  By the time I started the I'd say off the top of my head sentence it was up to 90% sure it's Eb.  Anyway at the point it's a no brainer that That Note Is Called Eb.  So taht's good.  Well that's about it for today.  Not even, "About."  That just Is That's it.  Oh okay good.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-8:08 P.M.

Monday, November 28, 2022

This Isn't So Bad

    Hey friends!  9:27 AM!  Should be able to fit in 4 walks before ShowerTime without much crunchtime.  Great.  HEY I had a lotta NightMight snacking.  Thinking about aiming for ZERO snacking today to make up for it.  Also a bonus walk.  I could get away with up to 200 snacking calories to make up for NightMight more or less but I feel like aiming for Just No Snacks.  Three full meals.  What's your problem.  That's what most people do.  ANyway had delicious Classic Breakfast on time.  Not early!  Right when I'd wanna eat it.  Around The 8:00 A.M. hour.  What will lunch be?  Let's count Thy Ways.  Ham sandwich, roast beef sandwich, turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti, or chicken curry.  Chicken curry is some sort of chicken breast with rice and some vegetable sides like peppers.  Lemme LTURQ.  ROASTED chicken breast with brown rice and, "Mixed," vegetables.  GOOD.  Nice variety of vegetables.  IT'S ABOUT TIME.
   Hey pretty warm out there today.  52 degrees.  I WONDER how hot it will get later in day.  Will it reach 60?  That'd be interesting!  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE just gets to 55 in my Area Code.  Hmm.  It's my Zip Code.  I used to confuse Area Codes and Zip Codes.  APPARENTLY I STILL DO.  Anyway.  The premise of the seven digit phone call was that the human mind can remember up to 7 unique combination of digits for a certain amount of time.  Something like that.  That was part of it!  Anyway NOW we gotta rember area codes too.  SO IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE.  We can't REMEMBER phone numbers anymore.  Our phones can remember them for us.  YEAH but whose gonna remember them long enough to put them in our phone HOT SHOT.  THAT SHUT EM UP.  I'd watch Hot Shots.  I haven't seen it since I'm Gonna Guess 1996.  Was there a sequel?  Sure there was.  There's sequels to lots of movies!  POSSIBLE I've only seen the sequel.
   Anyway.  Chicken curry would probably be the heartiest lunch.  And if I wanna not have snacks makes sense to have heartier meals!  Hmm.  WHAT DINNER GONNA BE?  I'm gonna say the odds ate 75/25 that I get DELI over DINER delivery.  In which case get me some Chicken Pot Pie for tomorrow and a ONE OFF for tonight.  That's a tough one!  Lately I've been getting 2 hot dogs in this scenario.  HEY how about Indulgent Hearty Chicken Noodle Soup.  With KREPLACH or matzobahll.  Might be a slightly smaller dinner than others.  Then again right now can't imagine enjoying it.  So that's good.  What Bob Dylan Enterprise songs I got going on today.  Blue Moon As Sung By Dean & Martin, Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves by Cher, and Keep My Skillet Good And Greasy by UNCLE Dave Macon.  Only listened to the first 2 on my first walk.  Blue Moon several times!  SO FAR SO GOOD.  How many Bob Dylan Enterprise Songs I got left.  18 after today.  Which translates to six days.  Which means Last Bob Dylan Enterprise Day is Sunday I think.
   Sure.  Great.  Not sure if I replace that with another book.  Maybe after that I just drop down to working on on book at a time.  WAIT NO.  I thought of a good book to read a little bit Early In Day and then a different book to read slightly more of Middle In Day.  GREAT.  No engagements from the Thought I posted last night on Mastodon.  OH WELL that's bound to happen.  Tomorrow is another day.  Even TODAY is another day.  The point is we've reached a point where my feed is being updated pretty constantly with the kind of content I want!  And it'll only get better I feel!  AMAZING.  Oh.  Right.  DELI DINNER.  Maybe some sort of Appetizer.  What would that look like.  Maybe one super hot dog.  Like a Hush Puppy.  Or a Chili Dog.  That sounds interesting.  Hey this is the fourth paragraph.  Got coffee coming up after 5th paragraph.  Drinking from TALL glass today. 9.5 out of 10 times I drink from Shorter Wider Glass.  TODAY it's taller thinner glass.  Even though it's thinner to make up for it a bit, Taller glass I FEEL still holds my liquid.
   YEAH.  If I start dropping Act III's because of Tablet Time, makes sense to think Wednesday Night will be last Act III.  WHICH IS LAST DAY OF NOVEMBER.  Wow.  Activity switchover just as Calendar Month switchover.  WHAT DIVINE PROVIDENCE.  Anyway.  Tomorrow is No National Food Of The Tomorrow, right?  We covered that yesterday?  Lemme double check that.  YEP.  That is still accurate.  What else is up.  I COULD skip chicken pot pie and have a multi part Deli Meal.  Maybe something like Omelet.  That'd be 2 meals but a SMALLER two meals than most Two Meal'rs.  SOUNDS INTERESTING.  What else is up.  Starting to get into doing some Home music listening on Great Midshelf Speakers.  It's fun!  One can only imagine when I'm on the marijuana it'd be even more fun!  Anyway.  Hearing things in surround sound, ya really hear each element of the song more distinctively.  It's GREAT.  Hmm.  What if song sucks.  And the distinctiveness only drives that point home.  Then that's terrible, what do you want me to say!  Be back in a second with coffee.
   YEAH.  Wearin' nice button down shirt today.  Got another nice button down shirt tomorrow!  Then I have NO SHIRTS.  Guess I gotta do laundry today or tomorrow.  My Mom is UP AND ABOUT today as opposed to the last two or so days.  Maybe I can work it out that we SHARE laundry duties.  SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.  Teamwork.  It's a good TRUST BUILDING EXERCISE.  Hmm.  Possible we get diner diner, let's not forget that!  What would that look like.  The point is I am FULL right now.  Not enjoying thinking about enjoying eating anything.  So all of this is FOR NOTHIN.  Hmm.  How much time do I have to finish 4.5 paragraphs.  Fourty Minutes should be Much More than enough in all the ways.  More than enough because I'll finish it sooner.  More than enough because if I go for 2nd walk after that I'd be nicely ahead of schedule.  Or ON schedule.  Not BEHIND schedule is the point.  Anyway.  Noticed in News Reports a few weeks ago the Anti-Semetic Rapper was referred to as Kanye West.  Now I just keep seeing them say YE.  I guess they're giving him room to REINVENT himself.
   Look I KNOW he was ALWAYS 'Ye as well.  But now headlines just decided to mix it up all at once.  NOT SURE I LIKE THAT.  People REMEMBER Kanye West is Anti-semite but they might not know YE is anti-semite.  Oh well that's life I guess.  What else is up.  Blue Moon is FINE.  I'll listen to it some more.  Got little else to do.  Seventh paragraph.  I didn't get any engagements yesterday from Thought Itself BUT I did get a new follower!  Who is the same as an ol follower!  Same exact Current User Name as an old follower but base on a different INSTANCE.  I guess this person CAN'T GET ENOUGH of me.  Or accounts.  Either way I'll take it!  MAY be better than nothing.  Not 100% sure.  Hmm.  How long did it take me to write these seven paragraphs.  Lookin like about 25 minutes.  AMAZING.  I haven't written good stuff in a while but I've REALLY gotten into a groove of Writing Quickly.  So that's Not Nothin'.
   Three paragraphs to go until walk.  Sweet.  Six episodes of OZ today.  I think it's theoretically possible I can finish it.  But it's maybe 10-15% chance.  Also last night I had OZ on mute while I was listening to music.  If I do that kinda crap it would certainly help.  STILL would be hard though.  The good news is fine I'll finish it tomorrow almost definitely.  Great.  Will I get tablet tomorrow in time for TabletTime at night?  I dunno!  I says BY 10 PM.  Tablet Time presumably would start around 8-8:30 PM.  THIS IS TOUGH STUFF TO FIGURE OUT.  Maybe something like chicken fingers or buffalo wings tonight.  I was thinking from Deli but I could also get same thing from diner.  WOW.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  How many weeks till my Big Special Birthday Boy Day.  Exactly 2 weeks from today.  FINALLY I'm gonna be 34.  Isn't Television Target Audience 18-34 year olds?  That's their TOP Target Audience.  I AM THE MOST MATURE of the Young Folk Target Audience.  WHILE STILL BEING IN IT.  WOW.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  Seeing a lot of 18-34 numbers just as I suspected.  Anyway.  Lemme take a VERY quick Browsethrough of Them People's History Of That United States 1492 to Present.  My guess is Present is... I DUNNO!  Could be 1990's.  Could be updated version into the 2000's.  Pretty sure this book edition is NOT past the 2000's.  Let's see.  Looks like latest publication involved in this book is 2003.  And last chapter is 2000 Election And The, "War On Terrorism."  Those things aren't related!  I mean SURE the War on Terrorism Was A Thing based on the person who, "WON," the 2000 election.  But it's not like the war on terrorism continued on themes established in 2000 election.  Also when I say, "WON," I HEAVILY am leaning into the quotation marks.  Not just a little.  A LOT.  GET IT STRAIGHT.  Hmm.  How many pages is this crap.  Looks like a pretty dense book AND I'm gonna guess the font is relatively small!  Hmm.  Close to 700 pages.  Font IS small.  Then again it's a big pay off because NOW I KNOW ALL THE HISTORY.  I think I know LOTS of the history a lot already.  This would definitely help expand my knowledge though!
   Last paragraph before walk 2.  Hmm.  Probably listen to Bob Dylan Enterprise songs SOME but not COMPLETELY for walk.  Get back into Curated Playlist.  Anyway.  Microsoft FrontPage NEVER accepted curated as a word.  But I'm SURE It is.  Well.  50% sure.  I woulda THOUGHT it was but them not accepting it THROWS IN SOME DOUBT into the equation.  Let's LTURQ online.  Google dictionary accepts it just fine.  What is google dictionary based on.  They don't say immediately but I think it might be OXFORD English Dictionary?  The point is I know more words than Microsoft FrontPage so I'm a genius.  That's not true.  I know some words they don't but I'm sure Computer Program knows WAY MORE words that I DON'T know.  SO that's good I guess.  Hmm.  Guess I'm wearing sweatshirt jacket over nice shirt for walk ii.  But that's it!  Also pants and everything.  That's it for my Torso Midsection though.  So that's good!  Walk time I guess.  Be back soon!

maybe i give up on good titles

    Hey friends!  Listened to some more of the Bob Dylan Enterprise songs.  I like these songs just fine.  Aiming for writing this Act in Oh I Don't Know Let's Arbitrarily Say Thirty Five Minutes.  Think I'm getting excited about 2 hot dogs for dinner!  Back up is Bison Burger.  Thinking about turkey meatloaf and health spaghetti for lunch.  IT'S ALL GOING GREAT is the point.  Got some sprite and coffee #1.5.  What else is going on and crap.  I feel like at some point I will resume watching Armageddon.  Hmm.  I don't know how DVDs work.  You can play a movie for 10 minutes, turn off the DVD, turn it back in a few hours later, and it knows to just pick up right where you started.  However if you turn it back on a few weeks later IT WON'T remember.  HOW DOES THIS MECHANISM WORK.  It's confusing!  And how did they decide after this amount of time you'll probably wanna start from scratch.  Anyway.  I LIKE it.  I just don't UNDERSTAND it.
   Four paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  Think I'll do ParkWalks 1/3/5 and CityStreetWalks 2/4/6/7.  Amazing.  If I get hot dogs I'm gettin chicken pot pie for tomorrow.  If I get bison burger gonna get some sort of griddlecentric meal with egg whites for tomorrow.  POSSIBLY A chocolate chip pancake enterprise.  But I'd have to DIVIDE that into things.  Possibly a meal of 1.5 pancakes and TWO breakfasts of .75 pancakes.  That's good because it's delicious and filling enough BUT at that rate kinda UNDER calorie allotment I would think.  Anyway.  LOOK normally I'd have some Chips with 2 hot dogs or 1 bison burger.  Will I today?  POSSIBLY.  Maybe like SIX ruffles either way.  Not gonna break the bank even though I'm consciously really trying to Make Up Calories today for NightMight.  WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES.
   Anyway.  Wonder what else is going on.  Seems like I might be able to see latest Marvel Movie: Black Panther II in about 2-4 months.  I LIKE THEM FRANCHISE FILMS.  The mini series are probably fine too.  No way of knowing though!  ALTERNATIVELY I can have on hot dog with LOTS of Ruffles.  And even arrange it so it's 100 less calories than just 2 hot dogs.  Hmm.  That'd be like 16-18 ruffles.  IT COULD WORK.  Probably would just rather have the second hot dog though.  MAYBE.  Maybe not.  Anyway the point is halfway through Act II!  Good deal.  How sure are we that Cher is pronounced Share and not Sure.  My guess is Not Very Sure.  Not very Share.  Huh.  Six episodes of OZ to go.  Figure I'll take some time off from re-watching Entire Series I've watched before NOT counting Tales In The Crypt.  But if I WERE to rewatch series what would it be.  That's a tough one!  Don't think I'm ready for a Them Sopranos.  That'd be the obvious choice.  NO THANKS.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  What else is up.  What TIME am I having lunch today.  Off the top of my head maybe aim for around 1:30-1:45.  That's in Oh I Don't Know 2.5-2.75 hours.  Makes sense.  Played a Guitar Lesson on Rocksmith yesterday.  I think at some point I will go through the lessons.  They're good!  Anyway.  Surprinsgly SORT OF getting used to the amount of lag of guitar while playing songs.  ALSO figured out a pretty good setting for the lag between Hitting The Notes As They Come at the right time.  YA KNOW HOW GUITAR BAND WORKS.  You gotta line it up so you hit the note, with real guitar or fake guitar, as it comes at ya!  But you can adjust settings so you're actually hitting it at the RIGHT time or slightly before or later.  POINT IS I FIGURED IT OUT I THINK MORE OR LESS.  How long did it take for me to write four paragraphs.  I dunno.  About fifteen minutes.  Wonderful.
   YEAH.  I'd consider having Smaller Lunch to help make upf or NightMight BUT I got too many lunches to eat.  Four lunches before re-upping with Super Market on Friday and I GOT FOUR LUNCHES I GOTTA HAVE.  Oh well such is life.  I enjoy lunch.  Who cares.  What else is up.  Lotta time between walks iii and iv to shower and watch a bit of tv and do Bob Dylan Reading Enterprise.  No CrunchTime at all!  So that's good.  The point is I made my case for Deli to both Father and Mother and they both responded that They Didn't Care.  LOOKS LIKE I GOT 2 HOT DOGS COMING UP.  This is gonna be A BLAST and/or A HALF.  Hmm.  I think my Mom is taking a shower now.  I'd wanna take my shower in about fourty five minutes.  Odds are that's not a problem.  If I have to push shower back 10 or 20 minutes though that's not a big deal either.  ANYWAY that'll do it for DayTime Day.  If there were no Act III's THIS WOULD BE ALL YOU GET TODAY.  Not good for YOU.  But it could be good FOR ME.  My website!  I guess priority is it being good for me.  It being good for you would be GREAT for me though.  Hmm.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.

Maybe I Give Up On Everything

    WAIT that sounds extreme.  Not gonna give up on everything.  Too many things I'd like to hold on to!  Anyway.  Had delicious 2 hot dogs with half a dozen Flamers.  Had 6-8 Flamers as snack, too!  Gonna have tootsie pop now.  MOST LIKELY a fudgesicle later on and that could be it!  ANYWAY it's a Production Day because I was working out Diet Routine Schedule Goals for Superwinter At Least.  AND I'M CRACKING TEH CODES on how to be happy and healthy.  Codes are there to be cracked.  That's my impression.  Hmm.  Got beer going on and crap.  Am halfway through Nightmare On That There Elm Street (Original).  Paying a little bit more attention to it than the other 2 or 4 times I've watched it!  WOW WHAT A MOVIE.  I like the part where main character is bathing in bath tub and Freddy's hand pops up between her legs.  THAT GETS ME GOING NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.  Anyway.  Only 3 OZ left.  But Final Oz is 2x the length of Normal OZ.  The point is I'll watch ONE if not two Oz today.  Finish Rest Of OZ tomorrow.  Oh Okay I see.
   Four paragraphs to go!  Some not good updates about Uncle Health.  NO SPOILERS but Not Good.  Oh well.  That's life.  Sometimes bad health updates.  A lot more common than good health updates!  I NEVER go to the doctor feeling okay and the doctor is like well we just ran some tests and actually you're SUPERHealthy it turns out.  ENJOY your new status as Above Mere Mortals.  Maybe it happens to other people!  Hasn't worked out that way for me yet though.  Two chapters of Academia Book left.  A MERE 12-14 page chapters.  I could theoretically finish it TOMORROW.  And I would theoretically finish it Wednesday if not tomorrow.  Not sure that's Theoretical.  At this point I think it's pretty Practical.  Hmm.  Gonna stuff Choco Pop in my Gob.  Gab.  Gobber.  There's some sort of word for mouth that's like, "Gob."  I feel relatively strongly about this.  I feel Intermediate Strength about this.  Sounds about right.
   Hmm.  Had delightful turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti for lunch.  Honestly?  Kind of a perfect meal.  Not in the sense that it was a 10 out of 10.  In the sense that it was a RIGHT ON TARGET 8 out of 10!  Was filling, was tasty, lasted a while, was HEALTHY.  It really knocked all of the Meal Criteria out of the soccer stadium.  So that's good.  Wearing undershirt now.  I wear shirts at night despite not wearing pants cause I don't like the girth around my belly. Gotta hide it FIRST AND FOREMOST FROM MYSELF by keeping shirt on.  Today was heavy button down shirt day.  I can't leave that on late at night in the Heat Of My Home.  PUT ON UNDERSHIRT.  I feel comfortable with my decusion.  I feel comfortable through the Results Of My Decision.  Something like that I guess.  I dunno.  Maybe put on OZ when this is done rather than continue Freddy's Elm Street Production.  Put that on AFTERwards or something.
   Penultimate paragraph of the day!  Hmm.  What kinda lunch I got going on tomorrow.  Ham sandwich, roast beef sandwich, or chicken curry.  WOW.  All of those are exciting perhaps except for ham sandwich HOWEVER ham sandwich is exciting IN A DIFFERENT WAY because it might be the right choice despite not being exciting and It Being The Right Choice IS IN AND OF ITSELF exciting.  Chicken pot pie for dinner.  Guess I should stop considering chicken curry for lunch then.  I can't have chicken twice in one way.  People would judge me really harshly.  And my life's main considerations is HOW CAN I APPROACH THESE CIRCUMSTANCES SUCH THAT IT LIMITS PEOPLE JUDGING ME.  Hmm.  Turns out I LOVE Flamin' Sour Cram and Onion.  And also-- just occurred to me-- FUCKIN SLANT RHYME IF I EVER SAW ONE.  Flamin'/Onion.  Maybe YOU can't make that slant rhyme but Rhyming Pros Like Me can get it done NO PROBLEM.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Amazing.  Tablet has SHIPPED.  Which is different form Out For Delivery.  I guess it was shipped from Some Place TO AMAZON?  And then Out For Delivery is when it's from Amazon TO ME?  Either way That's comin' on Wednesday in all likelihood.  What else is up.  I'm thinking about never connecting it to internet to distract myself and just do Tablet Time ALL DAY AND NIGHT.  Drawing and making notes and CRAP.  JUST HAVE FUN WIT HTAHT ENDLESSLY.  Also, re-thinking my thoughts on Evening Act III's.  NOW I'm thinking I CAN KEEP DOING THESE ACT III's NO PROBLEM.  IN FACT despite walks, Acts AND PERHAPS a set Reading Time early in day DON'T DIVVY UP ENTIRETY OF DAY for activities.  I can do tablet time in afternoon OR night.  Or I can play guitar in afternoon OR night.  Or I can smoke and/or drink in afternoon OR night.  WOW I LIKE THIS IDEA.  ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN within reason or so.  Anyway.  That's it for today.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-7:44 P.M.

Sunday, November 27, 2022

This Is The Best I Can Do Without Trying

    Hey friends!  9:55 AM!  Should be able to fit in a solid 3 walks before shower.  Making it quite easy to take six walks today!  Main Chunk of Day in middle includes 1 walk instead of 0!  But I'd probably take a walk then anyway.  Just not a BONUS walk today!  Anyway had delightful amount of NightMight snacking!  Not ZERO but between 50-75 caloriesworth of Pop Chips!  Had delightful Classic Breakfast.  EARLY.  Around 6:45 AM!  I'll be okay though.  Worst case scenario is I have small snack before lunch at some point.  I can work things out that makes that not a big deal!  Hmm.  Got Super Market delivery again today.  Not gonna interrupt my schedule though!  Maybe if it hasn't arrived yet I take A BIT of time between Act I and Walk 2 waiting for it.  But then at some point I'd just take walk 2 anyway.  So that's all good.  What kinda lunch we talking.  Ham or turkey sandwich I guess.  HAM sounds RIGHT UP MY ALLEY.
   BOWLING alley maybe.  Also I feel like the Bowling Lane itself should be called a Bowling Alley.  And a Bowling Alley Enterprise should be called something else.  Bowling Place Of Business off the top of my head.  ANyway.  Bob Dylan Enterprise songs today are War by Edwin Starr, Big River by Johnny Cash and The Tennessee Two, and Feel So Good by Sonny Burgess.  WOW.  WAR.  What a fun song.  I get a real kick out of listening to it!  It's weird because it says War Is Good For Nothing BUT it inspired THIS SONG which is SOMETHING GOOD.  War inspired fun.  BUT THEY SAY IT'S TERRIBLE.  Kind of IRONIC one might think.  ANyway.  Other two songs were fine.  Haven't really registered what they're all about yet though.  All I know is on Apple Music the title for Feel So Good is specifically Feel So Good (Feel So Good).  Not sure why they need the parenthetical.  Doesn't really add that much new information!
   Third paragraph.  This Act gonna be 10 paragraphs regardless of when Super Market comes.  Anyway.  WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS.  Anything New In It?  White bread for next two weeks.  Should be fun.  If you toast white bread it is no longer white.  Really makes ya think.  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... NOTHING.  Also, spoiler alert-- NOTHING is the National Food Of The Day After Tomorrow!  Then last day of November IS a National Food Day but I luckily didn't register waht it was.  So I'll be just as surprised as you!  Hmm.  Maybe I can do a Production and read TWO chapters of Academia Book today.  Almost finish it!  Hmm.  HOWARD ZINN?  I got NOTHIN BUT LOVE for Howard Zinn.  I think.  Not sure what I'm basing that on.  I don't THINK I've read People's History before.  Maybe I have read some of it?  I dunno!
   Fourth paragraph.  Not sure where I got this book from.  Probably either School Book or from my brother.  In which case FOR HIM Probably School Book or Something Else.  I DON'T THINK it was Something Else From Me.  I'd remember that sort of thing!  Anyway.  Had some DREAMS last night.  One of em had to do with marijuana!  I had got me the standard 3.5 Grams of Weed from New Fangled Dispensary.  Told my Dad this'll last me a week and a half or two weeks.  But then I got it and I was like THIS IS GONNA LAST ME A MERE FEW DAYS.  And LOOKING BACK the amount I got was clearly roughly 1 Gram.  IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.  Anyway.  Also I kept dropping nuggets on the floor and then being unable to find them and I was like NOT ONLY DID THIS START OUT AS NOT MUCH BUT NOW I"M LOSING VALUABLE PIECES.  Anyway.  Dad got a text saying we're next for Super Market.  Not outside YET.  But that's good!  Means I'll be able to take Rest Of Morning as it comes!
   Hmm.  If memory serves me correctly, smoking .25 of a gram for a single session is more than enough?  I don't remember exactly.  Either way if that's the case, 3.5 grams lasts me EXACTLY 2 weeks.  If I smoke once a day.  Oh okay great what else is up.  Had very reasonable amount of snack Last Regular Part Of Night.  Only had 1 beer!  In the end yesterday I ended up with Calorie SURPLUS instead of deficit.  Or DEFICIT instead of Surplus.  Either way it was THE GOOD WAY.  Hmm.  I like listening to WAR.  Really gets the blood flowing.  Hmm.  Some nice Saturday after Thanksgiving voting going on in Georgia.  LOVE IT.  What are the latest polls of Georgia Run Off.  I think I saw ONE AND ONLY ONE poll so far.  A few days ago.  I THINK Warnock up by four?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  Just came across poll from 2 or 3 days ago with Warnock up by 4.  COULD IT BE A DIFFERENT POLL?  SURE.  I DUNNO.  ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
   Should I get coffee now or wait until after Super Market.  Lemme think about that one.  Get it now I guess.  Be right back!  ALRIGHT GOT COFFEE.  Maybe have turkey sandwich today.  Even though turkey sandwich was the last kinda Lunch Sandwich I had last week.  Turkey sandwich is usually a snooze.  But for today I can see looking forward to it!  I'd be A FOOL to not capitalize on that Good Feeling.  It would FEEL SO GOOD (FEEL SO GOOD).  Hmm.  What kinda SandwichSide are we talking.  Either have one of the 3 or so Dorito Bags I still got.  OR get started on Ruffles.  Obviously it would be EXCITING to start on Ruffles.  Have Oh I Don't Know 8-12 of them.  AMAZING.  White bread.  AMAZING.  What if I toast it.  I DUNNO IF I WANNA TOAST IT.  Why complicate things.  Huh.  I think at some point Warnock will become a National Presidential Candidate just because he'll have won 30 elections in a row over the course of a few years.  Can't overlook that at some point.
   MY hot take is I like him a lot but he doesn't go for the jugular in campaigning.  I think he campaigns FINE for some situations and other situations leaves some to be desired!  I AM BASING THIS ON PRACTICALLY NOTHING.  Sounds good.  Seventh paragraph.  What else is up.  I put bread in FRIDGE.  But it doesn't need to be Fridgerated immediately!  Oh okay sounds good.  Hmm.  Is there ANY chance I can fit in 4 walks before shower?  I guess theoretically, YES.  But it'd be a lot of crunch time that's really not worth it.  DANGIT.  A lot of times when I say that I end up doing it anyway.  I HATE IT.  Turkey Sandwich can have Sweet Pouch Side.  Mini Chips aHoy or something.  So that's good.  Good thing about Super market delivery today is just 2 light things.  Takes really no time or effort to drag them into house, put em up on posterboard for further putting away, and then further putting away, and it's a lot of things overall.  NONE OF THAT TODAY.
   Wonderful. SUNDAY eh.  I can live with that.  How many weeks we got left for Year.  Is it AN ENTIRE 5?  IT IS AN EXACT 5 if we include today.  Which we should!  Most of today still forthcoming.  May not be an accurate use of the word Forthcoming.  Oh well what can ya do.  87.5% chance I'm finishing steak * stuffed mushroom for dinner.  GREAT.  Half a baked potato with it!  WOW POTATO.  Delivery just came.  Took me about 3 minutes overall answering the door, putting stuff away, CHECKING date of bread in retrospect after my Dad asked me to, and coming back up stairs! 3 minutes seems long for that amount of stuff.  Oh well what can ya do.  I could easily CrunchTime to fit in 4 walks before Shower.  But I don't WANT to.  GOD DAMNIT why am I in this situation.  Why can't it either be 10 minutes earlier or 10 minutes later.  I BROUGHT THIS UPON MYSELF I GUESS.  By starting the day Exactly When I Did.  PART OF ME must have WANTED myself to suffer.
   Penultimate paragraph of act 1!  Hmm.  At this point kinda feel like doing Crunch Time.  UGH.  The thing about crunch time is it's over 50% chance that's be the regular amount of time.  Oh is THAT the thing about Crunch Time?  I guess!  Hmm.  Really should make a Mastodon post today.  It's a BURGEONING community.  I gotta DO MY PART to help it grow.  We ALL gotta do our parts.  More or less.  5 paragraphs between walk 2 and 3.  Shower between walk 3 and 4.  GREAT anyway what else is going on and bullshit.  Never did laundry yesterday.  MIGHT do it today.  Probably not though!  My Mom never washed the Promotional Beer Glasses!  I guess I could do it myself.  Is it as simple as just rinsing them with water?  Gotta be more to it than that.  Can't be DISHWASHER.  We ain't got one of those!  Anyway.  Hmm.  Guess I'll get em clean at some point.  Then Really Enjoy using them.  Feel like a real Beer Drinking Type Guy In A More Or Less Good Way.
   YEAH.  Write this paragraph in 10 minutes ideally.  I can do that Mostly No Problem.  Hmm.  Lookin REAL likely I do the crunch time at this point.  Hey I can always just write 4 paragraphs or something for act ii if I feel like it.  THAT'S GREAT JUST GREAT.  NO MORE THAN GREAT, NO LESS.  Kinda feels like maybe I should Double Calendar for December.  Obviously I'm finishing calendar I've been using all year.  I OWE IT as much.  But no reason to be a real generous guy and give new calendar a spin.  New Calendar would feel good about that.  Ugh.  Guess I'm listening to more WAR upcoming walk.  As well as other 2 walks.  As well as probably Other Songs!  Anyway.  FEEL SO GOOD (FEEL SO GOOD) is one of the other songs.  And the other song is Johnny Cash song.  Something about a RIVER.  a BIG RIVER perhaps.  YEP NAILED IT.  Great memory on my part.  Anyway walk time.  Be back soon!

wouldn't be shocked if i could do better

    Hey friends!  Had a single Ruffle to see what it was like.  NOT A FAN of the, "Flamin!" part of Flamin' Sour Cream and Onion.  Would much prefer Room Temperature Sour Cream and Onion.  HOWEVER I'm gonna guess I get used to it enough that I can tolerate it pretty well.  Tolerate it as being GOOD.  Maybe not GREAT.  But still a positive experience!  Anyway.  Gonna fit in 4 walks before shower!  At this point it's not that much crunch time.  So that's good!  MAY have lunch between walks iii and iv though. Instead of after walk iv.  PROBABLY NOT.  Anyway.  Listened to BIG RIVER a good four or five times on recent walk.  Making good progress with Knowing That Song.  ALRIGHT!  Got coffee #2 going on.  Had half of coffee leftover from Act I!  JUST DOWNED IT REAL GOOD after getting back from walk.  NOT QUITE Room Temperature.  Not FLAMIN but still a little warm.  GOT SOME SPRITE GOING.  You know that sort of thing.
   Hmm.  Presumably gonna make some progress with OZ today.  What kinda crap am I watching AFTER OZ.  That's a good question.  Maybe lean into SOME FILLUMS.  I LIKE MAJOR MOTION PICTURES.  Anyway.  Motion Picture is a good term for Fillums in the Silent Movie era.  All they were was Motion Pictures!  NOW SOUND IS A KEY PART OF THE DEAL.  But not specified in Motion Picture.  FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET OUT THE MESSAGE There's Sound Now Too.  PEOPLE LOVE sound.  Hmm.  I thought Ruffle calorie was 150 calorie for 12 chips.  Looks like this brand at least is actually 160 calories for 13 chips.  WOW.  EACH CHIP is, what, like 1 calorie less than I thought?  AMAZING that adds up a lot over time.  Then again I will probably never get this flavor of brand of chip again.  Unless my PALATE changes or I FORGET I don't like it.  OR it becomes the only chip on the market.  If Flamin' Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles is the only game in town I GUESS I'd be having it a bunch over the course of the rest of my life!
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Anything lookin' good on SHUTTER?  Nothing that particularly grabs my attention.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Looks like exact amount of turkey is .52 LB.  WOW. My sandwich gonna be roughly .26 lb of turkey.  YA KNOW WHAT.  Thinking about cutting sandwich in half today.  Possibly vertically (OR IS IT HORIZONTALLY).  I think I'd get a kick out of Diagonally today.  For some reason I associate Diagonal Cut with For The Kiddies.  REAL MEN don't eat cut sandwiches at all.  But the Triangle Cut Sandwiches are really not MANLY at all.  Huh.  This is NOT based on my life.  When I WAS a kid my mom cut my sandwiches Vertically (OR IS IT HORIZONTALLY.)  Either way.  Maybe I wanna cut my sandwich in half diagonally today TO MAKE UP FOR MY LOST CHILDHOOD.  I didn't have a lot childhood.  I had more or less Found Childhood.  I got no real complaints about childhood at all!
   Penultimate paragraph.  WOW.  Wrote three paragraphs in like 12 minutes.  WE'RE not gonna be CrunchTime between walks iii and iv at all!  Well A LITTL BIT.  I won't be able to fit in Bob Dylan Enterprise Reading easily like normal.  But I can put that off a bit.  YEAH.  I probably COULD even fit it in.  GREAT NOW I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT whether I wanna CrunchTime to fit in Bob Dylan entprise before walk iv.  MY LIFE JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE.  Look to be honest I probably can fit it in without that much of a hassle.  AMAZING.  Lunch after walk iv.  SOUNDS LIKE THE WAY TO GO FOR SURE.  What else is going on and crap.  Thinking about snacks I got going on over the course of the day.  Got some good thoughts.  Not sure what it's gonna look like when the times actually come for Eating Between Meals and/or Eating Between Meals and Sleeping.  BUT IT COULD BE GOOD one way or another.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  Sure!  Should I look into Video Game I can play on tablet.  BEEN A WHILE since I enjoyed a good Video Game.  Enjoyed a lot of BAD video games, sure.  THAT'S A FALSEHOOD.  Sorry.  Just a flat out lie.  Haven't enjoyed a lot of bad video games at all!  Not lately at least!  Hmm.  Next two walks will be ParkWalk.  I get a kick out of ParkWalk.  Nice nature type surroundings.  Lotta great trees.  That sort of thing.  Bob Dylan enterprise takes, what, 15 minutes?  Maybe 20?  Maybe 10!  Either way I can spare 20 minutes EASY NO PROBLEM.  The point is what kinda crap am I listening to AFTER Bob Dylan Enterprise Songs.  Some CURATED PLAYLIST I'd say.  Not curated by anyone in particular!  No one special at least!  Might be curated by ONE person working at Apple.  Might be curated by MULTIPLE people.  Might be curated by ALGORITHM.  Probably not Entirely At Random.  I guess it could be a combination of All Three.  How could it be a combination of Just One Person and Multiple People.  Hmm.  Could be 40% algorithm, 50% one person, 10% Other People.  That's KIND OF a combo of 1 person and multiple people.  ONE PERSON IS HEAVILY doing it and Other People JUST A BIT.  Great.  I'll be back tonight!

There You Have It

    Hey friends! Got delicious Cherri Pop going.  Not LITERALLY.  I got it laying on table.  Still wrapped.  I will Have It Going in a few sentences or so.  Hmm.  What did I accomplish today.  WALKED IN SOME RAIN.  One of my walks it was raining Real Heavy Moderatelylike.  Took a walk anyway.  And I survived to tell the tale!  Took a bonus walk overall too.  Felt like doing it because if I do it roughly 40-45 times THAT ADDS UP TO A POUND OF WEIGHT I WILL HAVE LOST.  And each pound of weight I Will Have Lost adds up to BETTER LIFE somehow.  Healthlikewise at least.  Hmm.  Had delightful turkey sandwich with FLAMIN sour cream and onion chips.  I got used to them real quick just liek I hypothesized I might!  Taste great to me!  The Flamin was a shock to the system at first YES but as soon as the 2nd or 3rd chip later on in the day I WAS ON BOARD.  SO THAT'S good.  Read Bob Dylan Enterprise as well as Chapter Of Academia Book.  HEY I BET I SUCK SOME LOLLIPOP SOON.
   Made a mastodon post.  So far no, "Engagements," but I feel positive about it.  I think I might get an engagement overnight.  I've gotten engagements from worse Thoughts.  Stands to reason I'd get an engagement once more from Better Thought.  Watched a lot of OZ.  I DON'T DO TRANSITIONS.  Just like doctors in Christofascist states.  THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED.  Anyway finished Oz season five.   Now all I have left is the eight episodes of season six and I can move on with my life.  Started watching Armageddon.  About 10 minutes in.  Not sure what I'm getting out of it exactly but I think I am getting something out of it exactly.  Just can't say what!  Also What I'm Getting Out Of It might not be a clear cut Positive Thing.  Kinda getting Negative Things out of it that are also somehow positive at the same time.  The important thing is I'm sucking on candy now.  Hmm.  I can presumably watch all of Armageddon tonight but a) I'd have to stay up fives of minutes later than I usually do and b) wasn't getting that much out of it to start with!  Is there a C and D?  YES THERE MUST BE.  Ideally even an E.  F WOULD BE PUSHING IT.  What is this CALCULUS.  Isn't that calculus.  F means function.  F (x).  IS THIS RINGING ANY SORTS OF BELLS?
   Solid ~50% chance that math is Kind Of An Accurate Thing.  Hmm.  Brand of beer I'm drinking?  Bell's Light Hearted Ale.  Different Bell though I guess.  Hmm.  Three paragraphs to go.  What kinda snacks I got going on for the rest of the night?  I dunno!  Nobody knows!  Hasn't happened yet!  Sure people can make predictions with varying degrees of Presumptive Accuracy.  But even if you're making a prediction with a 90% chance of Manifestation ya still don't know for sure.  So that's good.  Presumably getting Tablet on Wednesday.  Solid chance once I get tablet I amend Daily Schedule for TABLET TIME at night.  No more Act III's!  I think it could work out in all of our favors.  I get tablet time.  You get more time to waste your life in some other f(ashion).  WIN/WIN.  I'd get a lot out of watching two episodes of OZ tonight.  ONLY SIX MORE EPISODES once Tomorrow Starts.  WOW I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
   Penultimate paragraph.  What kinda crap did I listen to today.  Lotta Apple Curated Playlist.  I enjoyed it because HEY I REMEMBER THESE SONGS FROM PAST ITERATIONS OF THIS CURATED PLAYLIST.  Wonderful!  I think I'm gonna bite down into lollipop pretty soon.  Amazing.  I think I'll do it RIGHT NOW.  Hmm.  What kinda meals I got going on tomorrow.  Breakfast is probably a Classic Breakfast but I still have them Toaster Egg Sandwich Pockets that I liked the first time I had them and I'd, "Dig," having them again!  Lunch could be any of the lunch options I had today Minus Turkey Sandwich because That's Over And Done With.  Dinner?  I DUNNO THAT EITHER.  Wow sounds like a lot of my Food Experiences for tomorrow are still very much in play.  Amazing!  Still chewing tootsie pop center of candy I was eating.  Amazing.  Maybe some sort of Health Iced Cream Bar as a snack tonight.  I like those types of crap.  Maybe some Tales Crypt tonight.  Maybe SOME tales SOME oz.
   Last paragraph of the night!  See.  If I'm doing TabletTime at nights All We're Missing Out On is WHATEVER JUST HAPPENED FOR FOUR PARAGRAPHS.  I'm not 100% sure what's happened but my gut is telling me we're not gonna be missing out on much.  Except for the Doctors who don't do transitions joke.  THAT was some fun.  Solid chance I've made the same joke before.  Either way now it increases the likelihood one of us will remember it!  Anyway.  At this point I gotta imagine marijuana will be available to me in a matter of weeks. I don't HAVE to imagine it.  Not LEGALLY or anything.  But I can't stop doing it nonetheless.  Might enjoy small Donut.  I might enjoy that REAL good.  LOOK if I have 2 snacks tonight-- Small Donut and Regular Sized Health Ice Cream Bar--- that's reasonable calorie wise, TASTE Wise, and AMOUNT OF SNACK WISE.  Sounds like I MAY have figured out my SnackSituation for tonight.  Yeah.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:01 P.M.

Saturday, November 26, 2022

Doing This Is Great

    Hey friends!  9:38 AM.  Waiting on Fresh Direct delivery presumably between 10-12.  Could be before!  Could be after!  Anyway I'll figure out how to take six walks today but it remains to be seen HOW or HOW EASILY or WHEN or HOW.  So that's good.  Odds are I can write 10 paragraph Act I before delivery I guess!  Not definite by any means.  Just my gut feeling.  Not sure when I write Act II.  Probably after walk II after delivery but not necessarily!  Anyway.  Had a lot of NightMight snacking last night!  Instead of Accepting It I plan on having a Small Lunch and Less Snacks to mostly and/or totally make up for it.  WHAT IS SMALL LUNCH?  Could be frozen breakfast sandwich.  Could be Balanced Breakfast But For Lunch.  Could be IQ or Quest Bar.  Either way.  I had gone 2 days with more or less NO nightmight snacking.  So I wanna make up for it today specifically to SORT OF keep that streak going!  Hmm.  Had Classic Breakfast for Regular Breakfast.
   Listening to some Bob Dylan Enterprise songs!  Today's songs are Doesn't Hurt Anymore by John Trudell, Key To The Highway by Little Walter, and Everybody Cryin' Mercy by Mose Allison.  WONDERFUL.  Doesn't Hurt Anymore sounds like a RECENT song. Lemme LTURQ.  2001.  Maybe a re-recording of an older song.  I dunno!  I could easily find out!  I choose not to!  Anyway.  Got part III of III Steak * Stuffed Mushroom left.  Possible I put that off for tomorrow night.  I think it's possible we're due for Italian Restaurant tonight in which case I'm Excited About Pizza.  We'll see how it goes I guess.  Anything new in the news.  Donald Trump and Kanye West had dinner with another Nazi.  Not sure why this is news.  If you told me Kanye West had dinner I'd be like sure I bet he does that every day.  If you told me Donald Trump has dinner I'd be like no surprise there.  If you told me a White Nationalist had dinner I'd be like well of course everyone does that.  Them doing it together isn't necessarily news!
   Third paragraph I guess.  Got some sprite going.  Coffee a-brewing.  Hmm.  Ordered .5 LB of 3 deli meats.  Here's how they clocked in exactly according to internet-- Turkey is .52 LB, Ham is .42 LB, and Roast Beef is .56 LB.  HAM at .42?  Those sandwiches might be DANGEROUSLY not hearty.  Hmm.  Maybe I should have THAT for lunch.  With no sandwichside.  Nah.  What else is up.  Classic Breakfast employed VANILLA Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich and SOME MORE Pop Tart.  What else is up.  Watched some OZ and TALES both after Entry last night.  Amazing.  I assume I'll be able to set up tablet so it LOOKS like Reading Book.  Split screen.  Part ONE Of webpage or document on Left and then IMMEDIATELY CONTINUED on Right.  Must be a way to set that up I'd assume.  So that's good.  Anyway.  National Food Of Tomorrow is... National Bavarian Cream Pie Day and National Craft Jerky Day.
   Bavarian Cream is cream from Bavaria I assume.  Lemme LTURQ.  Just looks like some standard cream.  Whatever.  Craft Jerky is Fancy Homemade Jerky I'd assume.  Fancy and Homemade are OPPOSITIONS not SIMILARITIES.  Yes homemade may be Higher Quality.  And it may be The Preference of The Elite.  BUT It's also Do It Yourself and made by THE COMMON MAN.  I guess The Elite can craft their own jerky.  Is that fancy or not?  I dunno!  Hmm.  I've always liked jerky.  But after I started Losing Fast Metabolism it's not very Worth IT for the calories.  Also not very cost effective!  You buy a slim Jim at 7-11 that's fine.  You get jerky from super market though and you're paying a lot for very little!  Also the portion you get in standard Super Market excursion ain't gonna last you several sessions like most snacks.  WON'T LAST YOU LONG AT ALL.
   Fifth paragraph.  Amazing!  IQ or Quest Bar is 100 calories less than Balanced Breakfast or Egg Sandwich.  BUT the latter two are more filling and are more my speed for today.  So that's good.  I feel like I'm gonna get a kick out of Daily Mucking Around on Digital Spiral Notebook.  Just take NOTES and do DOODLES.  I CAN IMAGINE IT BEING GREAT.  I can also imagine it being Nothing.  WE'LL SEE AND CRAP.  What else is up.  16 episodes of OZ left.  Should be able to finish that in less than a week solidly.  Probably 3 episodes a day at the rate I'd imagine.  You know what that means!  SIX DAYS.  Five and a third rounds up to Six.  Because there IS a sixth day where you're watching it.  SIX DAYS.  That's math!  The Sixth Day.  Some sort of Sci Fi Schwarzenegger film.  Super Market didn't have my favorite Fudge Health Iced Cream Bar.  Had to get different Brand Coffee Chocolate Chip.  WHICH IS GOOD TOO.  COFFEE DRINKING TIME.
   Maybe half a bagel with leftover egg?  I think I got TWO Breakfastsworth of Egg White.  Half a bagel with Egg would be between Bars and Other Choices caloriewise for lunch.  And I'd imagine Family would have no problem with me eating half a bagel.  Hmm.  Also am re-uppin with cup o noodles from super market.  Could I have one of them?  Just had soup yesterday.  Don't want it again.  Hmm.  Hopefully am able to fit in 3 walks before shower and not just 2.  I could fit in six walks with just 2 before shower but it creates CrunchTime over the course of the day.  What else is up.  Possible I continue Act I beyond 10 paragraphs?  I guess it's possible.  NOT LIKELY though.  If I can finish 10 paragraphs before Fresh Direct comes I probably just watch some TV while I'm waiting.  Presumably OZ.  Gotta finish Oz.  Gotta finish every thing I watch.  It's PRODUCTIVE too.  Because then I'm done watching it!
   Seventh paragraph.  Hmm.  Not sure how happy I'll be with Size of tablet.  Both in terms of it being ideal size for reading and in terms of being Too Heavy.  I think it weighs right around a pound.  Is that a hassle to hold up for several hours?  I dunno!  Only time will or will not tell.  Hmm.  Guess it's possible I jut have a regular lunch but one that's small.  Like HAM SANDWICH like I said.  Or Turkey with HEALTH spaghetti.  But I'm not really making up any calories then.  I'd be having these for lunch at some point anyway.  Hmm.  I guess.  Haven't made a post on Mastodon in a couple days but I just got A NEW LIKE.  They liked my most recent post.  So that's pretty good!  Wanna come up with a good post that people would like AND I'd be happy with.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  Social Media is HARD.  What else is up.  They refer to Twitter-like social media as Microblogging.  And after I think about it for a while I GET IT.  But at first it sounds weird.  It's more TWO WAY (or more) COMMUNICATION than blogging.  Blogging is something you do alone!  I guess not necessarily.
   Three paragraphs to go presumably!  Unless I'm interrupted by Fresh Direct!  Hmm.  When am I having Lunch Whatever It Is.  Probably in around 3, 3.5 hours.  Presumably not having any snack beforehand.  That'll be good, real good.  Gotta re-up with pills in my cabinet.  I got pills stored away elsewhere to replace the bottles that I Finished over the course of the last few days.  So that's good.  Hmm.  I want to make a joke that Elon Musk re-instating all the crazies on Twitter is like Ghostbusters where they release all the captured ghosts foolishly.  BUT either everyone has mad that joke before, everyone WILL make that joke, OR I have ALREADY SEEN that joke.  Any of those three is possible.  The point is Put Em All Together and I don't like it.  What else is up.  What did I listen to on last walk.  JUST MYSELF and these 3 songs!  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I presumably!  What else is up.  Probably should get a case for Tablet.  Then again I DUNNO.  That'd make it heavier.  And LESS ATTRACTIVE.  Cases make electronics more bulky and less SLEEK.  ALSO if you break your electronics GUESS WHAT get to get brand new Better One.  So it works in your favor in All The Ways.  If I have balanced breakfast probably only have 75-80% of cereal I'd normally have.  IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE.  What else is up.  Then again I can have 2/3rds the amount of cereal I'd normally have and have BOTH portions of Egg Whites presumably.  Hmm.  Lemme crunch the numbers on that.  That sounds good.  Sure, great, what else.  I'd have some slim Jim.  I think I like cheap Slim Jim Jerky better than Real CRAFT Jerky.  It's FUN and more Mass Produced.  Hmm.  TAQUITOS from 7 11.  Those were good.  Lemme LTURQ. YEP. They existed.  Still exist.  In the flavor and/or flavors I remember!  GREAT.
   What else is up.  Some mountain dew code red.  7 11 is AND WOULD STILL BE fun.  What else.  Tablet comes with LONG LASTING BATTERY?  I dunno how long but that sounds AMAZING.  Also how do I charge it.  I assume by plugging it into something.  Or putting it on top of something.  Not sure what but there must be SOME WAY to charge it when the battery is low.  Any good Dessert low calorie lunch I can have.  Two and a half mini donuts?  I dunno.  If I'm having a small lunch could make sense to get SOMETHING out of it by having what would normally be an indulgent amount of Sweet (compared to how much I'd eat as a snack).  So i dunno.  Hmm.  Not much discussion on MUSIC or COMEDY on Mastodon.  Do I wanna start conversations on these things?  I feel like it'd be a HIT.  People talking about The Things I and presumably THEY Like.  But I don't wanna be THE GUY to start it.  Too much pressure. If some other random jerk starts discussion of Things I Like I'LL PARTICIPATE because THAT'S THE KIND OF GUY I AM THIS WEEK.  Anyway.  I'll be back later!

more or less fun

    Hey friends!  Took about a 40 minute break to watch OZ and wait for Super Market delivery.  Still hasn't come!  I don't know which I want more-- for it to come before I finish 5 paragraphs or after!  Ideally would be RIGHT AFTER.  But then I guess 2nd choice is during.  I don't wanna have Late Delivery clunk up my day and crap.  Anyway.  Thinking about transferring to a different Base Community on Mastodon.  But NONE OF EM are good.  So that's tough.  What else is up.  Leaning towards having half a bagel with 2 Breakfastsworth of egg white for lunch.  I think I'd enjoy that and crap.  Also it's creeping up already!  2-3 hours away!  Hmm.  Presumably if I finish 5 paragraphs now, I can shower between walk II and III no matter WHEN they are.  So that's good.  ALSO we're just about almost done with one paragraph already. IN FACT we are done.  After let's say 2 more sentences.  You know that sort of thing.
   Yeah!  Probably go to ALT CNTRL playlist later today.  I was in the middle of it as of yesterday.  By which I mean 15% into it.  IT'S THE EARLY PART OF IT SURE but IN THE MIDDLE nonetheless.  Hmm.  Thinking about Great Snacks I CAN have today.  Most indulgent one?  Probably a golden graham bar!  Probably NIGHTTIME but HEY MAYBE MIDDAY.  YA NEVER KNOW.  7 11 Delivers. I can get TAQUITOS if I really needed to.  WHICH I DON'T.  Anyway.  At some point I can splurge and get CHIPOTLE.  2 Burritos is like 35 dollars.  BUT to be fair it's THREE LUNCHES.  It's CRAZY in one respect but REASONABLE in another.  JUST LIKE ME.  Also Lots Of Other Respects which are defined by qualities NOT ON the crazy/reasonable spectrum.  So that's good.  Presumably just read one chapter of Academia Book today.  Maybe 2 I guess!  It's possible.  It'd be GREAT.  I wanna knock this book out of he park and the sooner I do it the better!  Then I Can start OTHER Book.  Presumably an easier to read one!  Amazing!
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  What if I just had Potato Chips and Egg Whites.  Wouldn't be enough potato chips.  Oh Okay I See.  So WHEN CAN I have potato chips.  Tomorrow or something!  Have em as sandwich side.  Solid TWELVE of em.  FLAMIN sour cream and onion Ruffled Potato Chips.  Hmm.  The point is I haven't had Standard Regular Potato Chips in maybe 4-6 months.  LET ALONE Ruffled Potato Chips.  BRAND NAME RUFFLED.  You can ruffle other brands of potato chips but there's only ONE brand of potato chips that is EXACTLY Ruffled.  So that's good.  Sour Cream and onion solidly the best way to go with these chips.  I'd say so at least!  That's based on Past Experience at last.  Hmm.  Wonder how BIG these chips are.  I THINK Ruffles gonna be pretty sizable chips!  Amazing.  Are you allowed to Dip sour cream and onion chips?  They're already Dip Flavored.  How much Dip Flavor can one potato chip have?  Also are you dipping it into MORE sour cream and onion or mixing the sour cream and onion INHERENT in chips with OTHER dip flavor.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act.  Sweet!  Is it possible I have RUFFLES instead of Golden Graham Bar?  If it's same amount of calories it'd be about 10 chips.  Hmm.  SATURDAY eh.  I can live with that.  It's a fine day all around.  Hmm.  Mom is in some pain.  I hear her Expressing It Audibly!  Can't do much about it though.  Hopefully it goes away!  What KIND of pain?  I dunno!  Generic I think!  Some specific pains but going on at same time as each other!  Hope she doesn't have COVID.  Brother came to House a couple days ago.  We were all UNMASKED.  THAT JERK COULD HAVE GIVEN US COVID.  In which case I HAVE NO BROTHER.  Not really.  Not his fault!  He didn't do it on purpose!  I'm sure he already feels really bad about it.  In which case I STILL HAVE A BROTHER.  Also kinda have a brother either way.  Whether I'm happy about it or not!  Hmm.  Let's just assume 97.5% of the time Mom gets better. THAT SEEMS HIGH.  But I WANT to believe it's that high.
   Last paragraph of the Daytime Day.  Hmm.  Mom was gonna go laundry today.  Now she wants me to do it!  I CAN DO THAT.  This is great!  Before this she was in pain and I couldn't do anything.  Now she's in pain and I can't help with her pain but I'M STEPPING UP in some other regard to help her in a related manner!  Hmm.  Gonna do that after lunch I guess.  THINK I remember how to do this sort of crap.  Anyway what else is up.  Just finished coffee #1.  Rarely have any coffee after DayTime Portion Of Entry.  I GOTTA HAVE ANOTHER CUP TODAY.  Having 1.5 or 2 cups is good and I still have some leftover by the end of the day.  I can't have AN ENTIRE CUP MORE left over.  I'd be some sort of Wasteful Coffee Type Thing Jerk.  Hmm.  Can I incorporate extra coffee into making it easier for me to do laundry?  Gonna have to think about that one.  What else is up and crap.  I guess that's it for now!  See ya tonight!

Quit Waiting For It To Get Better

    Hey friends!  Got orange Choco Pop going.  Look choco pop USED to mean chocolate tootsie pop.  But orange Pop doesn't cover it exactly. Cause you don't know about the Choco going on inside.  But hopefully now we're all on the same page!  Hmm.  Had Half a bagel with eggwhites.  Learnt something new!  Bagels aren't symmetrical Top and Bottom.  Entire life I thought there was no top of bottom to the bagel.  TODAY when dad offered to cut bagel for me he asked me if I wanted the top or the bottom.  I THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING.  Anyway still not 100% what the difference is, but now supposedly if I look at A Whole Bagel I can DEDUCE the difference myself.  Now that I know I'm supposed to look for something.  Either way not sure which side I ate today.  It was a Hearty Half though.  I'm confident saying this half musta been Heartier than whatever the other half was.  Hmm.  Had Sicilian Slice of pizza with THE MUSHROOM AND ONION.  With leftover Fried Calamari bits.  Mostly just specs of Friedness.  I don't think there was much calamari to be honest.  But there were LOTS of Fried Specks.  Probably 2/3rds the calories of A Pizza Slice.
   Hmm.  Got beer going on.  Delightful!  Had reasonable snack.  Just the Fibe Bar Brownie Midday.  DUNNO WHAT TONIGHT GONNA LOOK LIKE EXACTLY but I'm JAZZED to find out.  Hmm.  Read Bob Dylan enterprise.  Read TWO chapters of Academia Book.  Just felt like Knocking Out An Extra Chapter for some reason!  And it was great!  I think I only got four chapters to go.  WHAT BOOK WILL REPLACE THIS BOOOK?  Could be anything.  A PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF TE UNITED STATES... anything!  A PEOPEL'S HISTORY??? That sounds like MARXISM.  Isn't that his theory.  Regular history is written about Big Men And Whatknot.  TRUE HSITORY IS ABOUT THEM PEOPLES.  Not sure I'm comfortable with that!  Oh well a little bit of knowledge never hurt anyone.  TELL THAT TO ADAM and/or EVE.  HURT THEM BIG TIME.  They had to move to somewhere a lot crappier than where they were originally living.  WHAT A HASSLE.  Also lost Immortality.  BUT MOSTLY THE HAVING TO ADJUST TO A CRAPPIER TOWN.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Gotta imagine SNAKE was punished, too.  Solid 50% chance The Bible elaborates on God punished the snake too.  Maybe snack originally had legs.  God took away legs!  So, what, snake is like some sort of caterpillar?  YEAH.  In fact Snake WAS caterpillar.  Caterpillar got EVE to eat apple.  Then some caterpillars remained and some of them became snakes.  OH OK I GET IT.  What else is up.  GOT SUPER MARKET ORDER WRONG (They Did!).  No Fiber One Comprehensive Fiber Bars and NO WHITE BREAD.  I can stand missing the bars.  CAN'T STAND MISSING TE BREAD.  I got all this SLICED DELI MEAT that needs Sandwiching!  They gonna deliver those 2 things tomorrow.  THEIR PROBLEM NOT MINE.  Kinda my problem.  I gotta accept delivery.  PLUS I couldn't eat those things today.  GOD DAMN THEM and their Causing Me Problems!  Hmm.  Guess I'm not having Balanced Breakfast tomorrow!  NO EGG WHITES.  What if Snake tried to get Eve to eat Forbidden Egg Whites.  It's FORBIDDEN because HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO SEPARATE THE WHITE FROM THE YOLK.  SORCERY AFOOT.  I DON'T LIKE IT.
   Hmm.  Penultimate paragraph.  Solid 1/3 chance The White Is The Yolk. I don't TINK it is.  But I wouldn't be 100% shocked if it is.  Huh.  Watched 3.5 or so OZ episodes today.  WOW what a Production Day.  Also I STILL GOT TOOTSIE POP going on.  What a Production Pop.  Hmm.  Lunch tomorrow is either gonna be Sandwich, Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti, or CHICKEN CURRY enterprise.  Probably sandwich.  That's the Odds On Favorite per my understanding.  I think I'm gonna bite into lollipop now.  I think that's the way to go Per My Understanding.  DELICIOUS.  Thinking about only having 1 beer instead of 2 tonight.  So that more or less All of NightMight snacking from last night is Cancelled Out.  Less snacks.  Small lunch.  PROBABLY SLIGHTLY SMALLER DINNER.  The point is everything is really working out in forever in my favor.  How's MASTODON going.  Gained another follower.  This one is a good one!  STRONGLY considering following her back.  We'll take it day by day.
   Last paragraph of the day.  SO that's good.  Still chewing on Choco Center.  Delightful!  I guess it's not the DEEPEST center.  Stick is even more in the center.  Not ENTIRETY of stick.  But there is SOME stick centered within the choco.  Hmm.  Had the impulse to watch ARMAGEDDON earlier today.  So far I HAVEN'T.  There were some scenes that I was like I'D LIKE TO WATCH THAT.  But then I remembered Other Scenes and was like WAIT A SECOND NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.  So in the mean time probably just watch some more Oz.  Also, got it on DVD!  Don't gotta worry about it being available somewhere.  Well, I DO.  But I know 100% it is available somewhere.  In DVD form.  I guess solid 15-25% chance the DVD Box is empty and the DVD itself has been Lost To Time.  Either way What Can Ya Do.  Fresh Direct came pretty late this morning.  Could only fit in 2 walks before shower.  ULTIMATELY I took All Six Walks anyway.  So that's good!  Gotta accept another delivery tomorrow now during the same time window.  BUT this is just 2 things that don't need to be Fridgerated or Freezered.  So THEORETICALLY I can be taking walks whenever I want and if it arrives while I'm gone SOBE IT.  Well that's it for now.  See ya tomorrow!

-7:58 P.M.
  

Friday, November 25, 2022

Hey Hold On There

    Hey friends!  8:02 AM!  Woke up real early so I could go to bloodwork!  Leaving in about half an hour.  Let's say I got until 8:30 to write Paragraphs.  Probably can get four in I think!  Not sure.  Definitely 3 I'd think.  Anyway.  Good news-- very limited MightNight snacking.  In fact NO FULL THING.  Just a Kit Kat Kube and a handful of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  Adding up to less than 50 calories per my calculations.  Had nice balanced breakfast at around 7:00 AM.  Lookin like maybe Hot Pockets for lunch.  Gettin cigarettes for mom after bloodwork.  TIME TO RE-UP WITH SOME QUEST BARS.  Probably get as many as three or four!  That should be fun.  ANyway what's new in the wide world of sports. Had some weird  dreams last night.  I should write down what I remember of them because Dreams Mean Things.  And if I wanna figure out what the first step is Knowing What I Dreamt.  So that's good.  Start coffee after Bloodwork, before walk II.  Sounds good.
   Wow I wrote that paragraph in 2 minutes.  At this rate I can write roughly 800 paragraphs in the next 26 minutes!  Hmm.  Some good Bob Dylan Enterprise songs today.  Blue Suede Shoes by Carl Perkins, My Prayer by The Platters, and Dirty Life and Times by Warren Zivon.  That last one sounded like MODERN song.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP RELEASED 2003.  This may actually be the first POST 2000 song I'm reading about.  Either way enjoyed all them songs.  Hmm.  Depending on how long it takes for Bloodwork Enterprise, I'd say most likely I can fit in 4 walks before having to be home for 1 PM - 3 PM Amazon Fresh Delivery.  And if I can only fit in three NOT A BIG DEAL.  Can fit in six walks overall anyway relatively easily!  So that's good.  WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS.  Hmm.  Not a fan of bloodwork.  I don't like sitting in waiting room with nothing to do.  It's ANNOYING. Especially because Ideally I could be using that time PRODUCTIVELY.  Writing Paragraphs or On Walk.  Either way this is the life I chose.  Addressing my mental illness problems.  Sounds like a good way to go.
   Wow wrote that paragraph in FOUR minutes.  This is going great!  And all I have to do is talk about Rote Details Of My Day.  Hmm.  Nice outside today!  Upper 40's with a very very slight drizzle.  LOVED IT.  What else is up.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Cake Day.  Can you be any mor VAGUE.  What kind a cake.  The dessert kind.  Hmm.  Are there savory cakes?  How would that work.  Lemme LTURQ.  Some hits about Savory French Cake.  So French have figured out savory cakes but none of the rest of us have.  Hmm.  Gonna take walk after bloodwork no matter the time!  Finish Act I after that!  Act I gonna be 10 paragraphs.  Whatever I write one and then whatever I finish it with is still just Act I but in 2 sections.  So that'll be good.  UNLESS maybe I get to an entire 5 paragraphs for this Section Of entry.  Then it makes sense to call that Act I and write a 10 paragraph Act II.  We'll see how it goes.  Depends a lot on how long Bloodwork Takes!
   Either way.  I got 19 minutes to write 2 paragraphs.  I can do that pretty easily I feel.  Not COMPLETELY without crunchtime but normally 10 minutes per paragraph is plenty.  Hmm.  Original thought for Tablet was convenient to read up on things while laying in bed.  Now I'm REALLY getting excited about taking notes on it.  Writing notes.  Doing doodles. Just really going to town.  For some reason I have a problem with pens running out of ink.  I've talked about this before.  I am doing something WRONG with pens that they never last.  NO WORRYING ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.  Drawing onto tablet NEVER run out of no ink!  Hmm.  What else is up and crap.  Normally I go on Twitter during Bloodwork Waiting Room.  I'm done with that though!  Except one ONE MERE ACCOUNT.  Guess I can go on Mastodon.  Won't last very long though.  I'll knock out the 2-4 posts that have accumulated since an hour ago in MERE SECONDS.
   Wow.  Seventeen minutes to write one paragraph.  THIS WENT BY WAY TOO QUICKLY.  Not sure how I managed that.  What am I re-upping with from Amazon Fresh today that's exciting.  A few things!  Let's see.  HOLY SHIT so many exciting things.  IQ Bars.  Sour cream and onion Ruffles.  Iced Cream Pre-Made Cones.  Bunch of other stuff.  This is the most consequential Amazon Fresh order I've gotten in A VERY long time (Perhaps Ever?).  Anyway.  What kinda snack am I having post lunch and pre dinner.  That's from Amazon Fresh.  HMM.  Chocolate Dipped Granola Bar, Golden Graham Bar, or Small Donut.  Those are three GREAT RE-UPS I didn't even MENTION before.  Either way what else is up.  Maybe write a sixth paragraph.  Just for fun and crap.  Then finish Act I after walk II and then walk III and then Act II!  ASSUMING EVERYTHING GOES TO PLAN.
   Yeah!  FLAMIN' Sour Cream and Onion.  That sounds interesting.  I'd feel more comfortable with REGULAR.  On occasion it might strike my fancy to try a FLAMIN.  But not this time around.  I'd have chosen Regular if I could.  Anyway.  I found out Doritos were good Sandwich Side at reasonable amount of calories.  Ruffles is the same amount of calories Per Chip as doritos more or less.  So I'm switchin' it up and getting that instead!  Hmm.  Guess I could take Earbuds with me and listen to music through one ear while in waiting room.  Other ear at the ready to hear me being called in.  Nah I ain't gonna do that.  Anyway.  How many days left to November.  That's a tough one.  I really don't know off the top of my head how many days are in November.  30 days has ...somthin ember, april june and... something else ember.  I think one of the Embers is SEPTEMBER.  And definitely NOT December  THERE ARE ONLY THREE EMBERS.  So that means the other ember MUST be November.  30 Days for November.  That's my final answer.
   YEP.  30 days In November.  Six days of November left including today.  Why wouldn't you include today.  It's hardly happened at all yet!  Anyway 8:19 AM.  Gonna write BUT ONE MORE PARAGRAPH.  Because I'm some sort of idiot.  What else is up.  IQ Bar running ya 180 calories.  That's bigger than your standard snack.  Reasonable to have that size snack once a day though!  Presumably around Dessert Snack Time.  Hmm.  Gotta decide whether to have SOUP with today's Stak * Stuffed Mushroom or HALF POTATO.  Interesting.  VERY interesting.  What kinda breakfast I got going on for tomorrow.  I think I really just got balanced breakfast as an option!  OH. Frozen breakfast sandwich.  But that's dumb.  Hmm.  It's POSSIBLE the Egg Side I got for balanced breakfasts is just Regular Egg.  But there's not that much of it!  So overall it's not making a big difference one way or the other.  Hmm.  Wrote 7 paragraphs in 20 minutes.  Nothing GOOD about the 7 paragraphs.  But I wrote them nonetheless!  Anyway.  I'll be back in a little bit!

so they tell me

    Hey!  Time to write 8 paragraphs!  Ideally have it done in 50 minutes or less.  Should be able to fit in 4 walks before Amazon Fresh Delivery window.  It'll be some CrunchTime between walks 3 and 4!  About 30-45 minutes then.  I CAN DO IT.  Take shower then.  Dry off.  That sort of thing!  Anyway store that I buy cigarettes from gave me two Promotional Beer Glasses for free!  I dunno how or why they got them.  I assume they're PROMOTIONAL in some sense.  They say GUINNESS on it.  But all in all it seems like your standard Shapely Beer Glass.  One of the standard shapes at least.  Anyway WHAT FUN I will use these for Beer Consumption in the immediate future because I Like Fun!  I get the sense it may take a while for TABLET to arrive.  Without actually putting in the order yet it says may take weeks to arrive.  Wouldn't be SHOCKED if I get it 2 days after I purchase it.  But I should be mentally prepared for it to be weeks.  PHYSICALLY prepared.  Emotionally.  Philosophically.
   Seventh paragraphs to go!  Thinking about eliminating NightTime Act III from routine at some point.  It's the only good act but then again I can use that creative headspace for BETTER things.  One might imagine.  So that's good.  For the immediate future I'm sticking with Act III's though.  Hmm.  Lookin like I'll have delicious Hot Pockets for lunch.  I wanna put them in for a delicious Long Amount Of Time In Oven.  Usually when I do that it comes out OKAY but I'm thinking I'd be more excited if it was More Well Done Than This.  Maybe today leave it in oven ABOUT AN HOUR.  Put those 2 Pepperoni Phizza pockets in oven right after walk 4.  EAT THEM SUCKERS AN HOUR LATER.  THIS COULD WORK OUT GREAT.  Amazing.  Got three individual Quest Bars.  Chocolate Brownie.  White Chocolate Raspberry.  ...Possibly Cookies n Cream.  AMAZING I might have one of those today For Sure!  Maybe as a midday snack even  ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
   Six paragraphs to go.  How about that.  What am I watching on the Television Set today.  More OZ.  Possibly some Tales In The Crypt.  Really could be anything.  Well.  One of those two things are a good bet.  Anything else doesn't have great odds.  INDIVIDUALLY.  COMBINED Anything Else is a VERY VERY Strong Contender for Watching TV.  Hmm.  Friday eh.  Probably put in TABLET ORDER oh I don't know Late Afternoon.  No time like the present.  Well there's The Late Afternoon.  That's not only LIKE the present but CONSIDERABLY BETTER.  Hmm.  Listened to 3 Bob Dylan Enterprise songs some more.  All of em are fine!  Only complaint about Blue Suede Shoes is the start of the song.  He had TOO LONG a pause between lines of lyrics.  I think I know A LITTLE SOMETHING about Classic Rock N Roll music thank you.  I assume Classic Rock N Roll music is a good enough genre consideration for this song.  Not TOTALLY off base.
   Five paragraphs to go!  WOW I'm knocking these paragraphs out of the park Real Quicklike!  Hmm.  Got coffee and The Sprite going on right now.  It's fun.  What else is crap.  I wonder if tablet comes with keyboard accessory.  Or if you have to buy it separately.  Or if it just doesn't exist.  Either way I guess my first choice is IT COMES WITH IT.  But I get to decide when I wanna use it or not.  Can't go wrong Getting Extra Things For Free.  Well, it's bad for the environment.  If we're 100.0% sure we will never use Extra Thing or donate it To The Needy we should decline it.  Every little bit For The Environment helps!  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.  Hmm.  Lunch could easily be interrupted by Amazon Fresh delivery.  Kinda like that idea.  ELONGATES my lunch time.  Really helps me make the most of lunch if I gotta stop eating it halfway through and then only pick it back up after 10 minutes.  AMAZING.  Four paragraphs to go.
   Huh.  What else is up.  They checked my weight at bloodwork.  I chose not to look!  I FEEL LIKE I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE BASED ON VERY LITTLE.  Anyway blood pressure was GREAT.  Often I'm on the high side of Healthy.  This time ON THE LOWSIDE. And it wasn't a fluke because it was low for both Sitting and Standing.  Looks like I'm knocking some Blood Pressure out o the park.  Anyway.  Occurred to me I reached an interesting milestone in Quitting Smoking.  There's articles and crap you can read that detail how your body goes back to normal after quitting smoking Thing By Thing.  Like 20 minutes after your last cigarette THIS gets healthier, a day after THIS OTHER THING gets healthier, 6 months later THIS THING... and so on.  Anyway one of the KEY ones is Seven Years After You Quit Lotta things go back to normal.  I'VE PASSED 3.5 YEARS.  Over half way to Almost Normal for The Majority Of Things Smoking Can Hurt Ya.  AND YOU ALL DOUBTED ME.
   Three paragraphs to go!  How quick did I write these last five paragraphs.  Less than 20 minutes.  Wow writing quick is easy when you ACCEPT from the start you will not be saying anything interesting.  GREAT.  Hmm.  Gotta put together Super Market order for Fresh Direct delivery tomorrow.  Right now I got SODA in the cart and nothing else.  This is gonna be a tough one.  Figuring out what sandwich meats I want.  That's the toughest part.  Hmm.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Anyway.  Boxers Cloth got stuck in pants zipper earlier this morning.  Tried my darndest to separate it without tearing anything or ruining the zipper.  Ultimately I FAILED.  I separated them by ripping the boxers a bit.  Right now they're still being worn but I will have to assess later how bad the rip is and whether it renders the boxers unwearable in polite company.  Huh.  Two paragraphs to go.
   Yeah!  Most exciting part about taking notes and doodling on computer is that I WILL NOT RUN OUT OF INK.  We've gone over My Troubles With Pens.  THIS SOLVES THAT PROBLEM FOREVER.  Presumably.  Sure I will be monitored by SupraLegal Government Agencies but that's a compromise I'm willing to make!  Not sure what supra means.  I got a good idea of what I WNT it to mean.  That's about it.  Gonna have not so much CrunchTime between walks iII and iv.  A BIT of crunch time but not such that it's PRESSURE.  Just such that I gotta cut Periof Of Time A LITTLE short than I might want normally To Spread Out With and shit.  Anyway what else is up.  HMM Tablet is now the same price on Amazon as PCRichard.  Because it is BLACKEST FRIDAY.  Also AMAZON says free delivery Sunday.  THIS SOUNDS REASONABLE MAYBE I GET IT THIS WAY.  Gonna have to Discuss With Parents.  WOW I love my parents.  I'll Discuss with them GLADLY.
   One more paragraph and crap.  How about that!  Pretty sure the thing you drink beer out of tangibly effects your experience.  I forget why.  But it does!  Hmm.  You can ZOOM IN AND OUT while drawing.  That's CRAZY.  Really makes it a lot more detailed than Your Standard Drawing On Paper.  YOU CAN'T ZOOM IN AND OUT ON PAPER.  If you can I haven't figured it out at least.  Hmm.  Got another UnStandard Morning tomorrow because of Fresh Direct.  AGAIN I'll figure out a way to work around it reasonably.  I guess.  Hmm.  Not gonna fit in Bob Dylan reading after shower/before walk iv.  So that's not good.  Gonna have to read it AFTER walk iv.  WHAT HAVE I DONE IN LIFE TO DESERVE THIS.  I dunno.  What kinda soda am I down to today before re-upping tomorrow.  NO COKE.  I THINK maybe 1.5 sprites, ~80% a root beer, and NOT SURE about orange soda.  I'll MAKE IT.  But I don't have FREEDOM OF CHOICE completely.  Huh. I'll be back tonight!

Let Me Think About It

    Hey!  Just tried IQ Bar.  NOT GREAT.  Tastes OKAY I guess.  Not GOOD.  Relatively Hearty I guess.  NOT COMPLETELY FILLING.  Then again it's probably healthier than other bars that taste better and/or are more hearty.  Gotta be SOMETHING to it.  It's called an IQ Bar.  That's what's to it.  They trademarked That Name.  OH good.  I see.  Anyway Gotta have 3 or 5 more of these.  I forget if it was a box of 4 or of 6.  I'M GONNA CHECK THE INTERNET Re: THIS MATTER. WHEW looks like a four pack.  I could see myself spacing those out such that I get a kick out of it.  If I don't have another one for 6 weeks I probably WILL be like HEY I HAVEN'T HAD THAT IN A WHILE I BET ITS NOT SO ABD.  And then after that it needs to be exponentially longer betwixt times I have them where I can get something out of it.  Six weeks between Bar I and II.  SIXTY weeks between bars II and III.  EAT Bar IV as MY DYING MEAL.
   Anyway.  Finishing off the 2 Coors Lights I got tonight.  Tomorrow re-upping with a BETTER Craft Beer.  Less calories, higher alcohol volume than the one I got this week.  Different taste!   BOYTH ARE GOOD THOUGH.  Anyway.  Figure I got a tootsie pop and a health iced cream bar left in me for tonight.  That'll be good.  OH HEY I put in order for Terrific Tablet. I will be here by Wonderful Wednesday.  Drinking beer from can.  Mom wants to Wash Promotional Beer Glasses before I use em.  MAKES SENSE.  I don't wanna get AIDS from this promotion glass or anything.  I WANNA GET AIDS FROM SHARING DRUG NEEDLES.  If I'm gonna get AIDS might as well Go For It and whatknot.  Anyway.  Lady Nurse who took my blood today stuck needle in a weird part of my arm.  Most common place is sort of at the edge of my Inside Elbow Whatever That's Called.  TODAY it was more in the CENTER of my inside elbow.  Halfway ArmPit.  Not your regular arm pit.  Your Mid Arm Arm Pit.  YOU GET THE IDEA.
   Hmm.  Had Hot Pockets in oven for PERECT TIME this lunch.  Really, it was GREAT.  A bout an hour and a couple minutes.  NOT QUITE an hour and five minutes but SOLIDLY an Amount Of Minutes More Than An Hour.  Hmm.  Had SOUP for Diner Dinner tonight as opposed to half baked potato.  THAT'S FER TOMORROW TIME.  Huh.  Anyway.  I was thinking maybe I made an error getting a tablet instead of a kindle.  Cause I mainly wanna read.  BUT I don't wanna read BOOKS.  I wanna read WIKIPEDIA.  Just browse wikipedia ALL THE TIME EACH AND EVERY DAY.  You can't do THAT on an E-book.  Maybe you can.  Either way THIS WAY I GET TO DO FUN DIGITAL SPIRAL NOTEBOOK EACH AND EVERY DAY.  All in all I think I'm gonna get Kicks Out Of It.  What other snack did I have today.  Had Mini Donut as Midday snack.  It was FINE.  Read another chapter of Academia Book this afternoon.  SOLID 20 PAGE CHAPTER.  To be fair though it was FOR ME one of the most accessible chapters I've come across in This Academia Book.  LONGEST chapter but possibly THE QUICKEST READ.  FASCINATING.
   Up until the last e pisode of Season IV of OZ.  I think 2 more seasons of 8 episodes each.  IF ONLY there was a way to LTURQ.  HEY THERE IS it's called The Internet.  Lemme see.  YEP.  A MERE 17 episodes as of now.  Hmm.  Maybe switch over to tales Tales In The Crypt after this entry.  PROBABLY should watch a Guillermo Del Toro if we're being totally honest with each other.  WHICH WE AREN'T.  We're being ~70% honest with each other.  PRETTY honest I feel.  In general we shoot for being honest but are UP FRONT with each other that we also value some Falsehoods and Truth Concealings.  THAT'S JUST THE PRICE OF DOING BUSINESS.  Anyway what else is up.  Took a bonus walk today.  Seven instead of Six!  It worked out just fine, sure, why not, I had no problem doing it or anything.  Huh.  WOW IQ BAR GOT FLAVONOIDS.  I wouldn't lie to you.  Well I would.  We just talked about that.  But in this case I'm Telling Truth.
   Last paragraph of the night!  Hmm.  What COLOR Tablet did I get.  I think I got my 2nd choice out of 3.  FIRST choice would delay Me Getting It by a week.  THIRD choice would have allowed me to get it Sunday or Monday.  I settled with SECOND choice and getting it Wednesday.  OXFORD GRAY.  Wow.  Sounds fancy.  Hmm.  Anyone Fancy in next episode of Guillermo Del Toro. CHARLYNE YI AND STEVE AGEE?!??!  WHAT IS THIS ALTERNATIVE COMEDY FROM THE MID LATE 2000'S???  This is gonna be a blast and a half I'M CALLIN' IT.  Not sure I'm READY for how great this episode is gonna be.  Maybe I should save it.  Hmm lemme read WIKIPEDIA synopsis to see if I'm Ready For It.  Maybe cut myself off 1/4th into synopsis because I get the gist of it and don't wanna ruin it any further!  I READ ENTIRE SYNOPSIS.  Now I'm scared.  THANKSFULLY this is just a TV Show and not real life.  BECAUSE that would be Horrific if this happened in real life.  HEY that's it for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorry.

-8:19 P.M.

Thursday, November 24, 2022

Today Is A Very Special Day

    Hey friends!  About 9:26 AM.  EXACTLY 9:26 am.  Well, 9:26 AM with Some Seconds.  Also maybe computer clock isn't the end all be all accurate clock.  Either way Great News!  NO MightNight Snacking.  God up twice in the middle of the night very tempted!  Each time I made the trek to the kitchen to pour soda.  Successfully ate nothing!  Had a THIRD time doing that in the might-- at around 6:30 AM though-- and ate breakfast then.  That' okay!  Gonna eat early lunch and dinner today because of Thanksgiving Bullshit.  Either way, should have had balanced breakfast, but I had classic breakfast.  OH WELL that's life.  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Listened a bit to Bob Dylan Enterprise songs on first walk.  What songs are they?  WHY they're only Your Cheatin' Heart by Hank Williams, Blue Bayou by Roy Orbison, and Midnight Rider by Them Allman Brothers.  WOW.  I KNOW THAT LAST SONG.  More or less.  Either way good stuff.
   Hmm.  Solidly leaning towards having Non turkey dinner today!  Probably a third of steak * stuffed mushroom.  MAYBE also get a dessert to be indulgent that way.  Jumbo Chocolate Chip cookie or something.  Split that into thirds.  Not sure why I'd NEED to do that.  Anyway.  Got delicious Freedom Toast for early lunch.  Early lunch gonna be around 12:00-12:45 PM.  Not that early all things considered!  Anyway.  I think I can watch new A Christmas Carol movie with William Ferrell and I wanna say Ryan O Reynolds.  How many adaptations of A Christmas Carol do we need.  If you knew nothing else about anything other than Film Subjects you' think A Christmas Carol was the most consequential work POSSIBLY EVER.  How many other stories or books have been adapted to film this many times.  Hmm.  I bet I can see an amount of times easy on wikipedia.  Let's LTURQ.  21 Regular Films.  11 Animated Films.  11 LIVE TV adaptations.  9 FILMED TV adaptations. 8 ANIMATED TV adaptations.  4 Direct to DVD adaptations.  A bunch of radio and opera and stuff.
   Look do I really think there's been 100 adaptations of A Christmas Carol?  It's impossible!  Gotta be a lot of redundancies on that list and ones that are so fringe nobody ever saw them.  STILL THOUGH shit load of adaptations.  What is 20th century media's fascination with this story!  I GUESS IT SELL TICKETS SOMEHOW.  Or commercial ad space.  I dunno.  Either way National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Parfait Day.  That's like a yogurt thing, right?  Let' see.  Yeah.  Kinda.  Some DESSERT.  Kinda like yogurt.  The point is NO THANKS.  Well that's one of the points.  Anyway.  Watched another episode of Guillermo Del Toro yesterday.  This time I watched it INTENTLY from start to finish.  GOOD episode.  Starring RUPERT GRINT.  WOW I like him getting a chance to strut his stuff.  He was good in it!  A little upset there was no Emma Watson but that's life I guess.  Not always gonna have Emma Watson in it!
   Fourth paragraph.  Ideally write these next 7 paragraphs in Oh I Don't Know 55 minutes.  Sounds EMINENTLY do-able.  What else is up.  Entertaining brother shouldn't interfere with my Walking today.  POSSIBLE there's one walk I need to take while he's here.  That's not a big deal!  Maybe he wants to walk with me!  Either way I dunno.  Can't stop putting in Sgt Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band album and the nlistening only to the two Sgt Pepper Specific Songs.  I GET A REAL KICK OUTTA IT.  I can't wait to have a discussion about the Beatles so I can offer my Hot Take that Sgt Peppers is the best album.  I bet SOME people feel that way.  Even if its not POPULAR feeling.  Hmm.  Lemme LTURQ on internet.  People's thoughts of best Beatles albums.  I win either way!  Either people agree and I'm Right or people disagree and I Got A Nice Hot Take.  JOHN LENNON proffered The White Album.  PAUL MCCARTNEY's favorite was SGT PEPPER.  GEORGE HARRISON liked Rubber Soul.  RINGO STARR liked Abbey Road.  LOOKS LIKE I'M A PAUL MCCARTNEY.
   Hmm.  What about FAN Feelings.  Rooling Stone article which presumably lists Fan Favorites has SGT Pepper at #4.  Oh well.  Can't argue with what people like.  That's their business!  Hmm.  Haven't Thoughted on Mastodon since Tuesday Night.  Can't wait to see what kinda crap I'm gonna come up with another post.  THIS IS MY CHANCE to be in on a community from the start.  YES it's existed for years but I feel Right Now could be an inflection point for community.  AND I CAN BE PART OF IT>  Wow.  PART OF A COMMUNITY?  Sounds scary.  Not sure I'm comfortable with that.  Also I have no NEWS to offer.  That's the accounts I'm reading.  I can't compete with NEWS or even News Hot Takes.  Hmm.  Coffee after this paragraph!  Amazing!  Paul McCartney is left handed.  I think Ringo Starr was too.  Or IS.  Lemme LTURQ.  Internet seems to MOSTLY accept those 2 were left handed.  ONE hit said Harrison was, too!  I THINK THAT HIT IS WAY OFF.  Coffee time.
   SHOULD I be working emojis into my tweets.  I feel like when I see an emjoi in a tweet I get a kick out of it.  Some sort of immediate positive reaction goes on in my mind.  My favorite one is the one that looks like a face crying from laughter.  Or at least that's how I unterpret it.  Lemme LURQ what it's actually supposed to mean.  Hovering my mouse on the emoji it says it means, "Joy."  Why are they laughing?  TOO MUCH JOY I guess.  Oh well such is life.  Not gonna be any crunchtime at all this morning at this pace.  Which is good!  I dunno why.  Yes I do.  More convenient and less pressure.  Oh.  Sounds like I DO know why.  Hmm.  Probably microwave Freedom Toast.  Probably put Truvia on it.  BEFORE the microwaving.  WOW all the pieces are starting to come together.  Hmm.  Not a lot of baseball going on THIS SECOND but within the next couple of months Interesting Free Agent Signings and perhaps some Interesting Trades are bound to happen!
   WITH THE METS GETTING IN ON THE ACTION.  Gonna sign SOME people.  Maybe TRADES as well.  I hope it's EXCITING people.  First choice is exciting, then 2nd choice is good.  LOTTA OVERLAP.  A TON of overlap.  But slightly different.  What constitutes an exciting person.  THEY STEAL BASES.  Oh okay that sounds pretty exciting.  Anyway SEVENTH PARAGRAPH.  Maybe next year I really do Fantasy Baseball.  At this point I've got a relatively decent working knowledge of players in the major league baseball.  About the same as your other random Uninformed Fantasy Baseball Player.  2/3rd Of Us/'Em are PRETTY uninformed.  I'm NO LESS informed than The Pretty Uninformed.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Feels like I'm reaching a point at Mastodon where I dunno how many refugees from Twitter will come but I'm relatively comfortable with What I Got There Already.  So unless people LEAVE Mastodon which is possible I should be okay hanging around there!
   Three paragraphs to go before walk.  Hmm.  How much time ideally?  Half an hour would be great.  And also way more time than I need!  So that's good.  Gotta start thinking about CONTEXT for upcoming Superwinter Music Project.  I dunno maybe I don't.  But where I'm currently stuck at is under what Name Of Artist am I pretending to be.  I got MY name.  I got several FAKE Band names that I've used.  I can come up with OTHER fake band names.  I can come up with Other fake MY Names.  I dunno if I NEED to figure this out first but in my mind that's where I'm up to.  Best idea I came up with is just go back and forth between em.  Think of some songs for one Name, some for another, and then after a while I'll just be coming up with songs without having that extra Context.  THAT SOUNDS FAIRLY REASONABLE.  Ultimate goal is Just Songs!  Anyway what else is up.  Least I can do is get Sweet Potatoe with Steak * Stuffed Mushroom today.
   Penultimate paragraph!  What else is up.  Probably lots of things that will just never occur to me.  So that's good.  MIDNIGHT RIDER?  HOW ABOUT THAT.  I feel like I probably know 8 or 9 Allman Brothers songs that I just never realized.  Lemme LTURQ.  Looked up at a list of their top 20 songs.  Oh.  I know between one and four BY TITLE ALONE.  Stands to reason if I HEARD these songs I'd recognize them.  Anyway Allman brothers sounds like extra compensation.  Ok.  Fine.  You're ALL MAN.  What are you trying to prove exactly?  GOOD FOR YOU I'M GLAD I guess.  Anyway.  I feel like I successfully have No Mightnight Snack once a month.  Can't remember the last time I had a streak or TWO or more in a row.  LET'S SEE IF I CAN PULL IT OFF tonight.  What else is up and crap.  Biggest Mets free agency question is whether they retain Super Star Pitcher Jacob DeGrom.  My guess is I'd Like Them To!  He's a super star pitcher.  I enjoy watching him pitch from the safety of my home through the TV.  Makes sense.  Hmm one more paragraph.
    Hmm.  Maybe A Christmas Carol itself was based on a previous Old Wives Tale.  Lemme LTURQ.  Nah it looks like he came up with it.  Wikipedia has Literary, Social, and Writing inspirations.  But none of them appear to be AT FIRST AND FINAL GLANCE he stole the premise from elsewhere.  So that's good.  I know they say Charles Dickens got paid by the word or character when publishing on periodicals.  If I were him I'd change my name to make it longer.  Charleton Dickonsin Esquire of Winchesterville England etc but also 20 times longer than that.  Also that's just words.  If he gets paid by the character he can make his name REAL LONG STRING OF LETTERS.  Anyway.  What else is up.  Some controversy about Hershel Walker legally living his main residence in Texas while running for senator of Georgia.  To be fair though I wouldn't be surprised if he's not 100% sure where he lives or even where he is at any given moment.  Hmm.  Walk time!  Be back soon!

at some point we eat and crap

    Hello friends.  Time to write 5 paragraphs.  Thinking about having Lunch slightly earlier than New Routine but not that much earlier!  Then MAKE MY CASE for a slightly earlier dinner but not THAT much earlier dinner.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Got coffee #1.5 going.  Some orange soda.  Enjoying the three Bob Dylan Enterprise songs.  What else do I got going for me.  Gonna ENJOY lunch.  I can see myself getting a kick out of three Freedom Toast slices.  How much time do I have to finish this act.  IDEALLY let's say fourty minutes would be more than enough.  THIRTY MINUTES WOULD BE EVEN BETTER.  So that's good.  Presumably watch some OZ with my downtime today.  Get closer to being done with that once and for all at least until another 7 or 8 months or so.  Thinking about getting Big Black * White Cookie. Have A THIRD for Dessert tonight.  Have A HALF for a breakfast in the next couple of days.  Have A SIXTH as some regular snack at some point.
   YEAH.  Hmm.  What do they do with the turkeys they pardon at the white house.  Gotta do SOMETHING with them.  Can't just release them into the wild.  Just have some sort of pasture where every year they add two turkeys.  How often are turkeys dying.  My guess is Hmm I dunno twice a year?  I don't know the math necessary to make that prediction.  Either way wouldn't be surprised if six months from now those turkeys are dead anyway one way or another.  Whose gonna follow up on them!  No one.  Got confused why it kept saying the Allman Brothers song was a Rolling Stone song.  Then I realized Midnight Rider and Midnight Rambler are two different titles.  NOW ya tell me.  What else is up.   If I eat lunch at 1:20 PM and dinner at 5:20 PM that would be Great Just Great.  Probably.  This is important!  Maybe get salami as a lunch meat for next two weeks.  Not healthy!  But it's a CLASSIC.  Hebrew National Salami Bullet was my go-to sandwich as a kid.  Also calories ain't THAT crazy.  I Gotta remember to consider this over the night.  Hmm might be too late to add it to delivery already.  Oh well such is life.  Oh I can also get it from OTHER delivery that comes on Saturday.  Got time for that!
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  I liked looking at pictures of marijuana strains on Dispensary Websites.  HEY THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR... hey THAT OTHER ONE Looks familiar too..  HEY A THIRD ONE RINGS A BELL.  Great.  Not a fan of how they call it flowers.  You can get edibles, gummy bears. pre rolled joints or vapes or something.  But your standard Just Get Weed is called Flowers.  NOT A FAN.  Oh well such is life.  Two and a half paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  Gotta imagine I'll enjoy my brother's company more than it would bother me.  I can't entertain him for all the hours he's here.  But I can hang around with him a bunch! And then not insult him when I'm not!  Probably watch something with him at some point.  WONDER WHAT.  Maybe a Guillermo Del Toro episode that neither of us has watched.  IT'S GOOD TO PLAN AHEAD.  Now when Ahead Happens I'm Appropriately Planned!  Two more paragraphs to go.
    Hmm.  OH.  There's the emoji with a smile and crying that's joy. But then there's the same thing but TILTED 45 DEGREES that IS called Rolling On The Floor Laughing.  I WAS COMBINING THE TWO IN MY MIND.  Sorry for any confusion I've caused!  Hmm.  I like getting deli meat that would provide me with 2 sandwiches over the course of 2 weeks.  Bullet of salami gonna give me THREE sandwiches worth.  THAT'S HARD TO FIGURE OUT.  Not sure whatta do with that.  I guess get two of them.  One three weeks after the other.  That way I got 1 sandwichsworth for 6 weeks in a row.  Sounds VERY reasonable.  Of course that's a big commitment.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses!  What else is up.  Shower after walk III.  Then Read Some Bob Dylan.  Then walk 4.  THEN LUNCH.  Sounds about right unless brother comes early and throws everything into Flux.  ONE MORE PARAGRAPH TO GO!
   Hmm.  Also if brother comes early I can easily Do The Same Thing Anyway.  He'd understand.  He gets it!  Hmm.  Maybe skip Academia Book today.  Maybe I don't.  I can see it going either way.  So that's good.  Is there any other thing I should consider getting for dinner.  Maybe PORK CHOPS like I hypothesized about earlier in the week.  I dunno.  Guess I COULD do that.  Almost definitely won't.  I SHOULD consider it more than I really am considering even considering that the amount I SHOULD be considering is still a minority of what I SHOULD ultimately get.  Should consider it more.  Still wouldn't be considering enough for it to be An Odds On Favorite though.  Not that complicated!  Now that I think about it MAYBE ACTUALLY CONSIDER IT?  Ugh.  About 60/40 odds that it'd be enough for 3 meals instead of 2.  That's the guess that I came up with AND I'M STICKING WITH IT.  Anyway I'll see ya tonight.

I Feel Okay With That

    Hey friends!  Pretty successful day.  Took standard amount of walks.  Did normal amount of meals with A SNACK OR SO LESS Than Standard.  Interacted a bunch with Brother.  He's doing good and crap.  Anyway through the natural course of things occurred to me HEY WAIT A SECOND I WANNA GET A TABLET.  Computer Tablet. Not 10 Commandment Tablet.  I'd need TWO of them.  So if I get one it's WORTHLESS>  And I don't want TWO.  Either way READ laying down real easy.  Seems TONS OF FUN to keep notes and crap by writing on tablet with electric pen.  Probably more great stuff.  Anyway.  Got the steak * stuffed mushroom for dinner.  Which ended up being at Oh I Don't Know 5:15 or 5:30 PM.  PERECT.  Brother showed me some youtube channel of a guy who over eats a lot.  NO SPOILERS But it was entertaining.  AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I"D HAVE MY BROTHER BELIEVE.  Happens to also be true, though!  I'd have him believe I was entertained either way, YES, but I WAS entertained.
   Also HE IS STILL HERE.  But I'm writing Last 5 Paragraphs Nonetheless.  Got a beer going.  Gotta do bloodwork tomorrow morning.  I got no kinda Diner Dessert!  Got household desserts I'll have, sure.  Anyway.  Bob Dylan enterprise went okay.  Watched some OZ.  Right now I put on a Tales In The Crypt before deciding to knock these 5 paragraphs out.  Had dependable granola bar after I took Final Walk and came here.  Anyway I WAS JUST CALLED downstairs because my brother had some Eggo Questions.  The cinnamon Toast Eggo Type Things.  I WAS ABLE TO SATISFY HIS CURIOSITY.  Not SEXUAL curiosity.  I can't satisfy that myself.  Would be inappropriate!  But he had some questions about these eggos and I was happy to clear things up for him.  Anyway what kinda desserts I got for the rest of the night.  Probably Health Iced Cream Sandwich at bed.  Or at least 40 Cal Fudgesicle.  At least ONE other thing.  And if it's MORE THAN ONE then ONE of the MORE THAN ONE other thing is a TOOTSIE POP.  So that's good, that sort of thing.  Either have Hot Pockets for lunch tomorrow or a segment of Steak * Stuffed Mushroom for lunch.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Hmm I think I'll suck on a lollipop RIGHT AROUND NOW.  That's great just great.  All the planning I was doing for Spiral Notebook Fun for Superwinter might be transferred to Tablet Adventures.  I think I'll enjoy that.  SURE It means the FBI can spy on my notes slightly easier than i they were spying on my spiral notebook ("SPY RAL") but these are the sacrificies we make to do business.  Besides IT's THE 2020'S.  WE AS WRITERS AND ARTISTS MUST ADAPT TO THE TIMES.  Make our notes and creatives WITH THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY.  It makes sense.  We don't wanna get LEFT BEHIND from The Times.  Hmm.  Brother recommended band to me that I BET I'll enjoy.  It's the band from Blink 182 guy that Isn't Blink 182!  I believe ANGELS AND AIRWAVES.  I've heard that before.  The phrase.  Not the music.  BUT THAT'S MY TYPA BULLSHIT.
   Penultimate paragraph!  So that's good.  Maybe just settle into some Tales In The Crypt for the next 2 or 3 hours tonight.  Take a break from my Oz Prison Stay.  Prison Stay is from Care of Cell 44.  "Tell me all about your prison stay."  Makes sense.  I'm a little worried I'm getting a 10 inch Tablet Screen for reading when I might enjoy a 8 or 9 inch screen better.  I'm gonna go with my gut on this one though and Go With This Tablet.  I've got pretty good instincts for this sort of thing.  By which I mean some algorithm produced this tablet to appear to be the most exceptional option to purchase and I TRUST THIS ALGORITHM.  Was it GOOGLE algorithm?  Best Buy?  AMAZON?  Some sort of COMBO?  Not sure which algorithm did what but SOMEHOW this tablet was THRUST upon me and who am I to argue with things thrusting at me.
   Last paragraph of the day.  Amazing.  We could consider this my birthday present.  We can consider it a Chanukah Present.  We can just agree that Hey I kind want this so I'm gonna get it.  I LIKE BIRTDAY PRESENT.  Before today I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD BIRTHDAY PRESENT COMING MY WAY.  Now that I know THERE IS I'M A LOT MORE EXCITED ABOUT THINGS.  So that's good.  CHOMPING DOWN into lollipoop.  I can solidly have regular Health Iced Cream Bar at bed AND a semi-comprehensive Dessert snack BETWIXT now and then.  So that'll be good.  REAL GOOD.  Man oh man.  I hope the Tablet Pen is FINE.  I can tolerate taking notes with a BLUNT pen but the finer the end of the pen the more fun it'll be I FEEL.  Take written notes.  Make doodles.  The sky is the limit!  UNFORTUNATELY NO OUTER SPACE but let's be happy we at least Get The Sky Itself.  Anyway.  That's about it for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:00 P.M.

Wednesday, November 23, 2022

Time Gonna Keep Passing

    Hey!  Just about 9:30 AM!  Should fit in Acts I and II, shower, and first 4 walks in First Part Of Day.  Time period between Shower and Walk 4 MAY be some crunch time.  But that's it.  I could do it!  PROBABLY without crunch time.  ANyway, let's see, what's going on.  Had reasonable amount of NightMight snacking but I'm still not happy about it!  Feels like I'm trying to figure out a new routine and part of the new routine is No NightMight Snacking.  I'LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP DOING THIS IF IT KILLS ME.  Hmm.  That is ONE way to stop doing it.  No longer be alive.  Off the top of my head that's the first real solution I've come up with in the last year since it started.  Hmm.  When DID it start.  I think very soon after reaching absolute target weight.  Right around the beginning of the calendar year.  Oh well what can ya do.  Had Classic Breakfast.  Smore Pop Tart and chocolate comprehensive iced cream.  Oh well what can ya do.
   HAM SANDWICH for lunch.  We re-upped with Cookie Pouches!  Solid chance I go with SOME sort of pouch.  Whether its SaltSide Doritos or SweetSide cookies.  So that's good.  Any HUGE news overnight?  My guess is I DON'T THINK SO.  So that's good.  Got started on Bob Dylan Enterprise songs on first walk already!  Old Violin by Johnny Paycheck.  Volare by Domenico Modungo.  London Calling by The Clash.  ALRIGHT.  SOME PUNKR MUSIC.  I like that genre in theory.  Either way ALL good songs.  I'll get a blast and a half listening to them more and then reading what weird stuff Bob Dylan gotta say about them.  Hmm.  Also this book seems like it got REPEAT READING promise.  A year after going through it once you can EASILY go through it again and get something completely different out of it.  THEN AGAIN you'll have to constantly change the settings of your sound system to have your phone Input instead of your TV.  So you can play songs on you phone.  Onto your sound system.  GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
   Hmm.  Presumably got hamburger for dinner.  Not sure what kinda side with that!  When I had Freedom Calamari last night I left over 8 or 10 small pieces.  Not rings.  Just little bits of Fried SOMETHIN.  Presumably calamari inside.  But not a lot!  Either way COULD have some of that as hamburger side.  OR I could get rid of it.  Or maybe some sort of SavorySnack at some point.  I got lots of options is the point.  Hmm.  Not a fan of lots of people hiding who they follow on Mastodon.  THAT'D BE A GREAT WAY for me to figure out more people to follow.  To see the News Guys I follow Whom They Follow.  OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE.  Not great!  Hmm.  Got sprite going on.  Gonna have coffee in a couple of paragraphs.  Oh Right.  I was about to say National Food Of Tomorrow but I remember now IT'S NOTHING!  Better check just to be sure.  Hmm.  Price of marijuana is cheaper from Dispensary.  Compared to what I paid.  Standard amount I paid was 20 dollars for a gram.  The standard here seems to be roughly 40 dollars for 3.5 grams.  Hmm.  I looked it up to double check.  Place I came across just now is like 40-50 dollars for an eighth of an ounce.  WHICH IS, in grams... 28 grams in an ounce.  1/8th of that is.. LO AND BEHOLD... 3.5 grams.  Either way 30-50 dollars for 3.5 grams is a much better deal than 20 dollars for 1 gram!  WHICH I WAS HAPPY WITH ANYWAY.
   Hmm.  What else is crap and shit.  Played a little bit of Rocksmith last night.  Trying to figure out the best Lag Compensator Setting.  Basically you can adjust how fast the notes Reach You while you're playing a song.  So when you hit the strings yourself, it lines up with the When You're Supposed To Strike The Notes For The Game.  Default setting is, "50."  So there's some amount of time by the time IT LOOKS like you're supposed to hit it compared to when you really do.  Experimented with more, experimented with less.  MIGHT wanna fine tune it more but right now I'm at 25.  So that's good.  I guess.  It's not BAD.  Hmm.  I PROBABLY got egg whites yesterday but they did look a little yellow.  My guess is they were just cooked More Well Done or something.  I THINK these are egg whites indeed!
   What else is up.  Over the last 3-6 days I have checked twitter a dozen times over the day, but just one account, and for just 10 seconds each time more or less.  That one account'll give me the bare bones news that I CRAVE.  Hmm.  Ideally I stop doing that even.  Twitter becoming a cesspool of... what lives in a cesspool... CESS?  Better LTURQ.  AN UNDERGROUND CONTAINER BUILT FOR STORAGE OF FILFTH OR WASTE.  I added Filfth.  Not sure why.  THEY SAY Temporary storage of liquid waste or sewage.  Filfth is my own addendum.  HOW THE HELL DO YOU SPELL FILTH.  Oh I just did it.  That was easy!  Hmm.  How much time Ideally do I have to write next 5 paragraphs.  Fourty minutes would be great.  No problem there.  Seems quite achievable.  Guess I'm due for a Mastodon Thought or two today.  We'll see how that all shakes out.  YEAH.  COFFEE TIME.
   Figure my preferred method of marijuana will be some sort of pipe.  Maybe water pipe.  That was my favorite longest standing method I had for Personal Use back in the day.  What great memories.  The point is I forget but there was probably some point somewhere.  Hmm.  What am I listening to on upcoming walks besides Bob Dylan Enterprise Songs.  Some sort of PLAYLIST.  That'll get me going.  Apple music gonna curate some great songs.   In the best orders possible!  I ASSUME they know what they're doing.  Gotta have a team hired just to expertly curate playlists.  Can't leave it to an algorithm.  Algorithm won't know THE SUBTLETIES of great playlist.  Anyway.  I feel like I have a lot of experience with playlists. I've made dozens of Fake Albums.  Track listing for Album is THE ULTIMATE CONSEQUENTIAL playlist!  So that's good.  Not saying I'm GOOD at it.  Just that I'm PRACTICED at it. I'd like to think more often than not I got some skill there.  Maybe not 10 out of 10 but a solid 7 out of 10 at Track Listing Music Projects!
   Seventh paragraph.  Hmm.  I'm not 100% sure I'm supposed to root for America in World Cup.  Obviously it's the most intuitive.  Because America is the place I live in and participate in.  But on the other hand I dunno.  Maybe for soccer specifically I should get behind someone else.  Can't explain WHY I feel that way.  Just that I DO.   Hmm.  Probably aim for new lunch and dinner time schedules.  Dinner around 6:45-7:30.  Lunch around 1:30-2:30.  LUNCH dropping down moor than dinner is.  Then again WE'LL SEE HOW I FEEL.  Just cause that worked YESTERDAY doesn't mean it's what I need to do TODAY.  So that's good.  Gonna finish these Bob Dylan Enterprise Book and Academia Book within 2 weeks or so.  I like the idea of doing 2 books at once.  2 sessions of reading each day.  About 30-90 minutes each session.  TWO HOUR OVERALL.  Let's talk about it. Also it works because between 3 Acts it's about TWO HOUR OVERALL for Writing Entry.  Also it can EASILY turn out that I'm working on Rocksmith (or other guitar productivity?) for TWO HOUR.  ALSO I'M WALKING for 2.5 hour.  VERY EVEN DIVIDED WORK.  Basically it's a full time job doing my crap.
   Eighth paragraph.  ALSO presumably spending some time working on Spiral Notebook.  Gettin' some random notes in and crap.  I dunno!  I dunno what it'll end up being.  But working on Spiral notebook is VERY appealing to me.  Not sure what it's all about, but that will reveal itself in good time.  Hmm.  Spiral Notebook time MAY overlap with Guitar Time.  I could see things playing out that way for sure.  What else is up.  Only one more comprehensive iced cream sandwich until Friday or Saturday.  That's... lemme crunch the numbers... at least 2.5 days!  Oh but I DO have one.  If I had ZERO for 2.5 days that could be a hassle.  ONE?  I can work with that!  Anyway.  VANILLA.  I can live with that.  I LIKE VANILLA just fine.  Are there any vanilla cakes.  Better LTURQ.  I feel like there's vanilla ICED CREAM cakes.  That's a no brainer.  Lemme LTURQ otherwise.  There's something called White Cake.  That they specify as being unique compared to vanilla.  OH OKAY I SEE.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Took me Oh I Don't Know 35 minutes to write eight paragraphs.  Man oh man.  Have I gotten more efficient at writing Paragraphs over time.  REAL more efficient.  What else is up.  I'm on the NEWS faction of Mastodon.  There's lots of different Servers or something you can be officially part of, even though you can interact with everyone else easily.  I AM NOT NEWS PERSON but I signed up with this cause That's What I Wanna Read.  However SHOULD I CONTINUE TO POST I might wanna be on some Smart Alec Server. COMEDY or something.  Didn't see anything like that!  Either way I made my choice and I'll live with it I guess.  If it annoys the news people that's THEIR problem not mine.  Their problem IS mine.  I feel EMPATHY for them.  Oh.  Okay.  Guess I'll have to think about how to proceed then.  What else is up.  I don't know what London Calling means.  Like on a telephone?  Like having a vocation that you're destined for?  VERY CONFUSING.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Hmm.  If I have cookie pouch side for Sandwich WHICH ONE.  Chips aHoy, mini oreos, graham crackers, and animal crackers.  I've had good experience with Chips aHoy.  PLUS I think it's the one my parents aren't a fan of as much as the other.  SO THAT'S GOOD.  Either way what else is going on and crap.  Presumably a lot of books I'd read will be easier.  Bob Dylan is difficult cause I need to coordinate with listening to music while I read AS WELL as preparing for reading by listening to music several times.  Academia book is hard to read because it's ACADEMIA.  Gotta read carefully and deliberately to make sure I'm picking up all the knowledge I can.  Gotta imagine some books are just A Breeze.  Seems about right.  OH HEY I KNOW A BOOK TO READ.  No spoilers.  Maybe I'll tell ya later when I start reading it.  I might have mentioned it a few weeks ago.  When I read the first chapter or two and then stopped.  NOW I'm gonna pick it back up.  And by NOW I Mean in Oh I Don't Know A WEEK.  Hmm.  I'll be back soon!

at least i'm here

    Hey.  What's up.  Got some bad news.  Uncle's Health isn't going well.  Not my place to give out Life Specifics of other people but suffice to say THOUGHT And/Or Prayers.  Probably not prayers.  Maybe prayers.  Not sure about thoughts.  HOPES.  Let's go with that.  Hope he gets better!  ALL YOU BETTER HOPE TOO.  That's why I'm bothering saying this on website.  HOPE FOR UNCLE HEALTH RECOVERY you jerks.  Anyway.  Listened to Bob Dylan Enterprise songs some more on walk 2!  So that's good.  Got coffee going on and root beer.  Thinkin' about Cooler Ranch doritos for ham sandwich side.  Hmm.  Maybe wait to do Bob Dylan enterprise reading until after walk 4.  We'll see how it all, "Shakes," out.  What kinda crap am I watching today other than OZ.  Maybe some more Guillermo Del Toro.  Watched most of Grispin Clover episode yesterday!  I had it on in completion but only watched intently for some of it.  Either way NICE EPISODE.  Still got 3 more to go!
   Four paragraphs to go for DayTime day.  Hmm.  What kinda character am I into for Oz this time around.  Hmm.  Not really charactercentric viewings.  Maybe THEME centric viewing. No not that either.  Just sort of bland unfocused pleasant entertainment centric viewing.  That sounds about right.  Not sure why it's pleasant.  Because they're GOOD PEOPLE.  Sure they've committed terrible crimes in their past and DURING the series and let's face it probably will AFTER the series ends but they got lotta humanity to them as well.  So that's good.  Gonna have to do some laundry in the next few days.  MIGHT only have 2 clean shirts left.  Maybe three?  Very hard to say exactly as of this moment.  So that's good.  Nice Compact Ham Sandwich.  I get .5 LB for 2 sandwiches?  THEY GAVE ME .46 a LB.  That means presumably sandwich is A MERE .23 OZ.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Not sure why MY uncle is poor health conditions.  I get why it would happen to OTHER uncles.  Not 100% sure why this is going on for my family though.
   Three paragraphs to go!  How much time do I have to write 3 paragraphs Ideally.  Let's say twenty five minutes would be GREAT.  Not necessary.  I can write FOURTY minutes and it wouldn't be so bad.  The good news is ugh what else is going on and crap.  All three songs are decent.  London Calling is FINE.  Volare is SURE WHATEVER. Old Violin kinda forget how it goes but I THINK it's pretty good.  Either way kinda woulda imagined Bob Dylan to be a Music Snob.  Maybe he was in his younger years.  NOWADAYS he seems to get off on Other Music real good.  So that's good.  He's a role model for us all.  If HE likes other music now WE can like other music, too!  Which is good cause I ALREADY kinda liked other music.  Now this just seals the deal!  Hmm.  So far I've only played Pour Some Sugar On Me in the last two days.  Roughly played it through completely four times.  Made it halfway through another 2 or 3 times.  AMazing.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Think I'm gonna re-up with Dorito pouches.  Right now I have 2 or 3 left.  I ENJOY THESE.  I can easily get a regular size bag for cheaper.  I DUNNO.  I LIKE THES POUCHES.  Keeps me honest in terms of eating the target amount which happens to be More Or Less What The Bags Actually Are.  So that's good.  THEN AGAIN if I get Regular Bag I could get fancier flavor.  Spicy Sweet Chili!  Spicy Nacho!  Flamin Hot Limon!  I think I WILL get regular bag.  Save money.  Not sure which flavor yet though.  These are the important issues of the day.  Today at least.  Not sure if this will be important that much in future days!  Well it has important implications for the next several weeks.  However long it takes to eat it.  But after that NOT SO IMPORTANT ULTIMATELY.  Hmm.  Only got one more paragraph to go before walk.  At this rate I WILL do Bob Dylan Reading enterprise after shower an before walk 4!
   YEAH.  Look I love my uncle.  I LIKE my uncle.  But I'd be lying if over half of the upsetedness of him being in health problems is facing the fact that it could happen easily to my parents as well!  He is a mere FIVE YEARS older than them.  So basically UGH.  Then again if he gets better now-- and he probably will!-- that solves that problem.  Now I know if THEY get in serious Health Problems THEY TOO will recover.  WOW.  Man oh man would it be great if that happens.  Hmm.  Also UNCLE IS A GOOD GUY.  Always friendly with me.  What else is up.  Gonna try Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos I think.  Gonna put that in cart FOR NOW at least.  So unless I ACTIVELY change my mind this is what I'll end up getting.  Also GRAT PRICE.  It's a PARTY BAG at the same price as REGULAR OTHER FLAVOR BAGS.  What a deal!  ANyway.  I'll be back tonight.

Thanks That Means A Lot

    Hey friends!  Experimenting writing Act III at same Station facing Same Direction as DayTime Acts.  Facing EAST.  ALso regular keyboard instead of external one!  YEAH.  Experimented with taking Final Walk before Act III!  Experimented with I Took 2 Bonus Walks Today Specifically, Not Much Of An Experiment With Implications For The Future.  So that's good.  Got delicious PURPOSE Tootsie Pop.  I mean PURPLE Tootsie Pop.  Got beer goin.  Had delicious Finished Off Box Of Cheez Its with Ham Sandwich Lunch.  IT WAS GREAT.  Bison burger with most of a pouch of cold ranch doritos.  GREAT.  ALL IN ALL IT'S BEEN A HIGH QUALITY DAY upon considering most data I have available to me.  I don't know MUCH update about uncle other than he is now, "Stable."  WOW.  That reminds me of SABLE.  Who was a WWF Lady Wrestler A BIT BEFORE MY TIME.  So that's something to keep in mind I guess.  Look I DON'T KNOW what or when my next snack will be!
   Hmm.  Thinking about getting standard steak * stuffed mushroom tomorrow.  WHY NOT EAT WHAT I LIKE.  That's what Thanksgiving is ALL ABOUT.  Why do you think there's so many Standard Classic Thanksgiving Things.  SO EACH OF THE PILGRIM and/or their Heathen Counterpart could enjoy SOMETHING.  Also I don't really think American Indians are Heathens.  Lt's just get that out there RIGHT NOW.  If anything they're WAY BETTER people than your standard pilgrim. Also YES I THINK YOUR STANDARD PILGRIM WAS A BIG JERK.  Let's get that out there RIGHT NOW.  Hmm.  I think I like writing Act III after Final Walk after Dinner.  It's fun.  I may just b CONFUSED because I'm enjoying sucking on a Grape Tootsie Pop.  THAT'S CLOUDING MY JUDGMENT ACROSS ALL AREAS OF MY MIND.  Synapsis are misfiring or somethin, I dunno!  What else is up.  Probably just watch More Oz tonight.  MAYBE A DEL TORO episode though if I wanna Be On The Right Side Of Things.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Re-upping with Amazon Fresh on Friday.  Getting A LOT O GOOD REINFORCEMENTS then.  No spoilers. SO MANY THINGS.  It would take FOREVER to go over all of them.   ANyway getting into the territory where I should be biting down on lollipop.  Let's see how long I can make it last, though!  I think NO LONGER.  I really wanna bite down on this sucker!  LITERALLY.  It's a SUCKER.  People call lollipops SUCKERS in some contexts at certain points in Mankind's History.  HMM just bit down and it was harder than I expected!  A bit of the Hard Candy Part got bit off and it was FUN eating it.  Now I get to enjoy sucking even more though!  HOW FORTUITOUS.  What else is going on.  If I wanna do the right thing and WHY WOULDN'T I ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL I'll be having Balanced Breakfast tomorrow.  SO that's good.  GOD DAMNIT There was no Tootsie Roll in this Tootsie Pop.  That's what the shell seemed crunchier.  There was no SOFTNESS inside to counterbalance.  On the plus side Gotta Imagine It's Half The Calories?
   Two paragraphs to go!  IMPULSE ADDED a new kinda Comprehensive Fiber/Protein/Keto/Energy Bar to Amazon Fresh.  FOUR PACK.  IQBar.  Chocolate flavor.  180 calorie.  I'm gonna have A LOT OF FUN with this entirely new brand.  ALSO HE PART WHERE IT'S CHOCOLATE isn't something to sleep on.  Chocolate SEA SALT.  So that's good.  We'll see how that all shakes out.  Did the reading required of me today.  3 Bob Dylan Song Enterprises.  One short chapter of Academia Book.  A MERE 10 PAGES.  But the next chapter is AN ENTIRE 20 pages.  Can't read both in one day.  That's UNrasonable.  So what else is going on and crap.  Maybe have UNcomprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich coming up.   Only have one, so I gotta make it count!  Won't be getting more until NEXT SATURDAY.  Not sure why I couldn't just say SATURDAY or THIS Saturday.  Because that's what I meant.  Oh well too late to go back now.  Pointless to dwell on the past!
   Last paragraph of the knight!  Hmm.  I can easily AND PLEASURABLY have some Health Iced Cream Bar as upcoming snack now that I think about it.  EASILY enjoy a sea salt caramel Iced Cream Bar.  WOW ALL THE PIECES ARE STARTING TO COME TO GETHER.  HOLY SHIT the first ingredient in IQ Bar is ALMONDS.  THAT'S GOTTA BE A SHITLOAD OF ALMONDS.  Look I'd be very excited if almonds was the fifth or sixth ingredients.  I don't even know how to start to comprehend Almonds being FIRST ingredient.  Gotta be chopped up and mixed in, right?  Can't be a bar where THE SUBSTANCE is just somehow Lots Of Almonds and everything else connects to that.  SURE IT CAN.  I dunno.  Either way what else is going on.  The productive part about watching OZ is once I'm done with it I don't have to watch it anymore.  Sure great That's it for today.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:22 P.M.

Tuesday, November 22, 2022

Going Nowhere With This

    Hey friends!  Just about 9 AM.  On exact schedule I set for myself!  Got zoom appointment at 1 PM.  SHOULD be able to fit in 2 acts, 1 shower, and 4 walks before then.  Might be some crunch time between shower and walk IV though.  We'll see how it goes!  Anyway had reasonable amount of NightMight Snacking and had good Balanced Breakfast for breakfast.  ALSO right on time with what I aim for. 8 AM!  So that's good.  Lunch today gotta be ham sandwich or turkey sandwich.  Probably turkey sandwich!  I'm presumably eating more turkey on Thursday.  This way I get a daysworth break from turkey.  Hmm  Dinner'll be interesting.  Probably bison burger or fried calamari!  With the other one being Tomorrow Dinner.  PROBABLY.  Nothing set in stone.  Hmm.  How much time do I have to write this act.  Ideally let's say an hour and ten minutes should be more than enough by a little bit.  Great!  Made my last Mastodon Thoot last night.  Maybe I'm supposed to write one again.  Hmm.  Got any idea for Thoughts?
   Toot becomes Thoot becomes Thoughts.  I think people would enjoy calling these THOUGHTS.  Either way.  Gotta get people on board with THOOT first.  THOUGHT is still 2 or 3 steps away.  Hmm.  Started listening to Bob Dylan Enterprise Songs on FIRST walk today.  Them songs are On The Street Where You Live by That Vic Damone, Truckin' by Them Grateful Dead, and Ruby, Are You Mad? by Them Osborne Brothers.  So far didn't register any of the songs that much yet.  Sound decent enough!  If they're good enough for Robert Dylan they're good enough for me!  Maybe.  Presumably.  Hmm.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Drinksgiving, Eat A Cranberry Day, National Cashew Day, and National Espresso Day.  Is drinksgiving just a portmanteau that's Just Drink And It's Like Thanksgiving.  OR is part of the premise ACTUALLY GIVING OUT drinks.  Better LTURQ.  Just drinking.  People come home for Thanksgiving and drink at local bars.  I feel like I read about this before.  Was I doing National Foods Of Tomorrow as far back as November 2021?  CAUSE THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
   Eat a cranberry day.  HOW ABOUT NO.  Also cranberries are small.  What is ANYONE gonna get out of eating a cranberry?  Also Cashew Day.  NOPE.  Also Espresso Day.  SURE WHY NOT.  You give me some espresso I'll drink it!  No problem there!  Hmm.  Third paragraph.  TUESDAY eh.  Getting bloodwork done on Friday.  Re-upping with Super Market on Saturday.  ALL THE PIECES ARE FINALLY COMING TOGETHER.  Wearing nice button down shirt.  Only had 4 or 5 clean shirts!  Figured I'd go with this one for now.  Hmm.  Should I shave before Dad cuts my hair.  Or at the same time.  Probably before.  Can't do both LITERALLY at the same time.  More convenient to do them separately.  I can GENERALLY do them very close to each other!  Probably shave first that'd be my instinct. THEN AGAIN HMM I DUNNO.  What else.  I finished last Cinnamon Toast Eggo instead of starting Blueberry Eggo like I said I would.  GOOD it's the RESPONSIBLE thing to do.
   Fourth paragraph!  Amazing!  Gettin REAL DEEP into the entry.  The point is I'd be getting THREE SEPARATE MEALS from Diner Dinner tonight.  Bison burger, fried calamari, and griddlecntric meal (OLD FASHIOND FREEDOM TOAST?) with egg whites.  COULD get pork chops and griddlecentric.  I feel like Thursday and Friday I will have complete Turkey Dinner.  Not sure why I'd have complete Other Thing Dinner immediately preceding it.  Hmm.  I feel like complete turkey dinner would be too hearty for 2 meals.  Then again IT'S THANKSGIVING let's go nuts. NOT CASHEW DAY THOUGH.  That's where I draw the line!  Hmm.  I remember the LENGTHS of the 3 songs.  Truckin was like 5 minutes long.  I think the other ones were Deep Into The 2 Minutes and maybe Just Above A Clean Three Minutes.  Gotta imagin that's important somehow someway.  Someone explained to me why Mastodon are Toots.  Mastodon is like an elephant.  Elephants toot.  Makes sense.  AT FIRST.  The more I think about it DO ELEPHANTS REALLY TOOT?  That's a tough one.  Gonna have to think about that.
   Fifth paragraph!  Coffee after this one.  Good deal!  Good thing they called me to remind me about today's appointment.  I'd have forgotten that crap!  Hmm.  Gotta lot of SPRITE this week.  I specifically got less Diet Coke from Super Market last week because they only had 3 in stock.  But for some reason the way things are shaking out if I have Specifically Sprite in Surplus.  Hmm.  Not the worst circumstances to be in.  I like sprite.  Hmm.  What am I watching today.  More OZ one would imagine.  Maybe figure out a HORROR film or something.  One I've seen before presumably.  What else is up.  What kinda sandwich side are we talking for lunch.  First thought is doritos.  Remains to be seen if I'm in a Dorito Mood though!  Hmm.  If it twere a SWEET side what would that look like.  Hmm.  Maybe comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich?  Maybe comprehensive fiber bar.  Can't Say For Sure as of now.  The good news is COFFEE TIME.
    Got a LIKE on latest Thoot from last night.  I guess the next level goal is to get a Follow Back from one of the main accounts I follow.  Not gonna hold my breath for that to happen any time soon.  I gotta WORK HARD to get to that point.  But it's something to aspire to!  Hmm.  Ideally write the next 5 paragraphs in Oh I Don't Know FOURTY MINUTES would be great!  Real great.  Hmm.  I don't like the part about Mastodon where it's not All About Me.  Part of it is figuring out the existing community and making myself part of THAT.  That sounds WEIRD.  I'm not sure I'm comfortable becoming Acceptable Part Of Community.  Oh well that's life I guess.  Normally I'd be doing Bob Dylan Reading after shower and before walk IV.  Probably won't have time this morning.  Maybe I would but it'd be Real Crunch Time so why bother.
   HEY what else is up.  Seventh paragraph!  Good deal.  Figure I'm not gonna bring up marijuana today because it's still not known when I might be able to try it.  BUT if that's more in view NEXT appointment it might be time to discuss it!  Hmm.  What else is up.  They didn't say where the 36 dispensary license Stores would be.  They just said Where The Folks Who Got The Licenses are generally based out of.  I THINK.  My assumption is it closely corresponds but W DON'T KNOW.  Anyway four or five people listed from Queens.  YEAH.  That's the place where I HANG MY HAT.  Good deal.  Presumably at some point I should learn how to roll joints.  Seems like a lot of fun!  Never really figured it out at all in my past marijuana life.  Hmm.  Feels like I'd probably be on track to have Early Dinner on Thursday with Early Lunch appropriate.  Makes a lot of sense.  HEY I get to play some Rocksmith today.
   Won't be GOOD at it but maybe I can start getting SOMEWHAT used to it.  We'll see I guess.  Three paragraphs to go!  Today is JFK assassination day I think.  YEP.  Lo these 59 years ago.  Thos words make sense a little bit.  Did I just use the calculator to double check that math?  YOU BET.  CHECKED OUT TOO.  Also my Maternal Grandfather's birthday.  He was probably born somewhere between Oh I Don't Know 1907 and 1917.  FORGET EXACTLY.  Either way never knew the man!  He was alive into my Eight Year Old Years Or So.  STILL THOUGH.  Very little relationship with him!  NONE you might say.  I had no thoughts on him beyond old guy that exists somewhere somehow.  Feel bad about it now!   I LOVE FAMILY.  I WANNA MEET ALL THE FAMILY.  Oh well such is life I guess.  Uploaded Profile Avatar Pic for Mastodon.  No HEADER pick.  What's it called.  The picture that's a rectangle at the top of your page.  GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHATTADO WITH THAT ONE.
   Penultimate paragraph of act I!  Knocked out these paragraphs real quickly ya see.  They call it a HEADER.  Square pic that' Main pic is AVATAR.  Hmm.  HEADER.  That's a tough one.  What else is going on and crap.  The point is, even if I get far less Up To Date News And Analysis SO FAR on mastodon I still get the same KICK out of uploading it over and over and over again.  SO WHY NOT.  Works for me for now!  Good deal.  One and a half more paragraphs to go until walk.  Gonna listen to more Bob Dylan Song Suggestions AND PRESUMABLY some other crap!  Hmm.  There was a good photo I had on social media a decade and a half ago that'd have been a good HEADER.  I don't think I have access to it anymore though.  OH WELL.  That's life I guess.  Is this picture dimension LANDSCAPE.  I fee like Tall Rectangle is Portrait, and the same size rectangle but sideways is landscape!  I THINK that's how they describe it ON PRINTING PROCESSES.  You wanna print it portrait or landscape.  Oh.  Sounds vaguely accurate.
   Last paragraph before walk!  Amazing!  Hmm.  NOT THE SAME DIMENSIONS we're talking though.  AVATAR is a square I think!  Header is a Long Sideways Rectangle.  OH OKAY I SEE.  Hmm.  What episode of Tales In The Crypt I got next.  Can't be Creep Course. Just watched the one about Fraternity.  I'd remember if two college themed ones were ONE AFTER ANOTHER.  Gotta be one or two inbetween.  OH I REMEMBER Well Cooked Hams is next.  And after that is... let's see... Creep Course.  AMAZING.  They're ALMOST one after another which I'm not happy with.  Oh well I gotta trust they know what they're doing.  What else is up.  Wore NYU sweatshirt jacket under winterjacket for first walk.  No reason not to do it again for Now Walk.  Unless I look up weather and somehow it's 10 degrees warmer.  Let's see.  NOPE ONLY SEVEN DEGREES WARMER.  Hmm that's a lot of degrees for just an hour and fifteen minutes.  NOT ENOUGH.  WALK TIME.  Be back in a little bit.

that sounds about right

    Hey friends.  Listened to some more Three Songs on this past walk.  TRUCKIN by Them Grateful Dead is very similar to That Ballad Of John And Yoko by John (And Perhaps Inspired By Yoko).  Also both about TRAVELLIN.  Sort of.  Ballad of John and Yoko has a lot of lyrics of Them Gallivanting Around and crap.  Haven't registered Truckin' lyrics quite yet but gonna go out on a limb and say they're trucking from place to place.  So that's good!  It's a fine song.  I guess the general music is Traditional Probably.  Gotta be dozens of other songs that sound like this.  Oh well what can ya do.  Maybe have EVEN EARLIER lunches nowadays than I was thinking. IT'S INTERESTING TO TRY TO COME UP WITH GOOD ROUTINES.  Productive use of my time somehow.  Not sure how or why though.  ANyway.  How long do I have to write next four paragraphs.  Fourty Five minutes would be MORE than Comfortable Enough.  So that's good!  Amazing!
    Hmm.  Following supplementary people I'd see tweets on twitter more carefully on Mastodon.  They talk about the subjects I wanna read about and have relatively warm takes that I can appreciate.  Beggars can't be choosers!  These people gonna have to do for now!  Also THEY'RE FINE.  Hmm. Not 100% happy with turkey sandwich for lunch AS OF NOW but there's not much I can do.  Hmm.  It'd be nice to have HOT POCKET lunch.  Then I guess ham sandwich tomorrow.  And turkey sandwich gets pushed back SEVERAL DAYS until Saturday of Sunday.  I guess that COULD work but I'm confused already about it.  JUST EAT TURKEY SANDWICH HOW BAD COULD IT BE.  Probably decent all in all!  Maybe have a hot pocket as a Sandwichside.  THAT WOULDN'T WORK.  Maybe Nacho Cheese doritos as sandwich side.  Most similar thing to pepperoni pizza hot pocket that could be a sandwich side.  BOTH EMPLOY CHEESE in flavor.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Current thinking is No snack between breakfast and lunch.  Either have 2 snacks between lunch and dinner, 1 snack, or play it by ear each and every day!  That's the THINKING MAN'S way to eat snack.  TAKE IT ON A DAY BY DAY BASIS.
   Genius.  What else is up.  Three more paragraphs to go.  Figure I'll top off at 20 minutes of Rocksmith.  Not very optimistic I can get into it more than that.  Not today at least.  Oh well, such is life.  Current Diet Routine Plan is to lose about a pound a month.  In a way I'm comfortable where I am now!  And each pound lower is contextually good for different reasons.  So basically just try to do that, see how long it goes!  I figure if it lasts all the way through 2023, being 13 pounds less than I am now is VERY Decent place to Claim Victory.  Figure this shit is RELATIVELY possible.  Also THIS INCLUDES 2 beers a night.  If I get rid of that I can lose weigh even quicker presumably!  ALSO INCLUDES NO MORE NIGHTMIGHTS.  I figure AT SOME POINT I will stop doing this.  WHY NOT IMMINENTLY.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Two more paragraphs to go.  Delightful!
   Sure.  Wonder what kind of Sandwich Bread I'm getting for next 2 weeksworth of sandwiches.  I've had good results with current Sandwich Thins and toasting them Lots.  HOWEVER ya can't go wrong with White Bread.  Sure you can.  But it FEELS safe and whatknot is the point.  Also gotta figure out which sandwich fillings I want.  I had good results with roast beef.  Gotta figure I'll have AT LEAST one of Ham and turkey.  Maybe a veggie burger is possible.  We'll see how it all, "Shakes," out in real time.  Hmm.  I don't know relative impact of News Stories without twitter!  Then again WITH Twitter I could be getting a very distorted and misleading working knowledge of relative impact of News Stories.  Like shooting at LGBTQ Club.  Kinda feels like it's getting a lot of traction!  More than I'd think!  But I'm basing this on less information than I'd have with twitter.  So that's good I guess. It's not good that the story happened.  It's good that... uh... I forget why it's good.  Oh well such is life.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  Maybe I be a jerk and get some nonturkey centric meal for  Thanksgiving.  That sounds GREAT but maybe TOO Great.  Not sure I could justify doing something that great.  Huh.  Gonna have an entire hour if I want between Walk III and IV.  Taking into account I gotta do ZOOM appointment after walk IV.  STILL no crunch time even with that crap and whatknot.  So that's good.  I CAN FIT IN BOB DYLAN READING after shower after walk iii before walk iv.  AMAZING.  Possibly TOO amazing.  Wait no just Regular Amazing.  Maybe I should fit in listening to Rocksmith Songs on my walks.  That'd be presumably productive and/or fun. GET A HANG OF THESE SONGS IN A DIFFERENT CONTEXT.  What a wonderful idea.  Let's keep that idea in my back pocket somewhere where it will be kept safe until I feel like doing it in practice.  Sure why not.  Walk II was too warm!  No sweatshirt jacket for walk III.  FASCINATING.  I'll be back tonight!

Okay We're In The Homestretch

    Hey!  Got some delicious Bell's Light Hearted Ale.  It's a LO-CAL IPA.  I HOPE THAT CLEARS TINGS UP FOR YOU.  Starting Act III early.  Well it may BECOME regular.  But it's early compared TO MY HISTORICAL PAST.  Hmm.  Choco pop going.  Fried calamari for dinner.  Bison burger for tomorrow dinner.  HAM SANDWICH for tomorrow lunch.  FREEDO MTOAST for Thursday Lunch.  THANKSGIVING for Thanksgiving Dinner.  AND WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP WONDERFUL.  Didn't do any Rocksmith today.  Accomplished the reading I wanted to accomplish!  PERHAPS EVEN A BONUS HALF DOZEN PAGES.  I've been reading one chapter for the Academia Book a day but the chapter for today was ONLY SEVEN pages instead of 12-15.  SO I READ AN ENTIRE SECOND CHAPTER.  I feel like I'm filled to the brim with knowledge.  Something about Academia Knowledge.  I don't have all thd etails.  You'll understand if I play this one a little close to the vest, right?  Maybe once I have ALL The knowledge I'll clue you in.  FOR NOW THOUGH no spoilers.  Hmm.  Real reasonable amount of snacks today.  REAL reasonable.
   Made another Thought for mastodon just now.  SO FAR SO GOOD.  One, "Like," and one, "Response."  THE RESPONSE WAS A POLITICAL CARTOON.  I DON'T GET IT.  Oh well such is life.  Watched a bunch more OZ.  About 20 minutes of a Guillermo Dol Toro Horror Anthology.  Delightful.  Wonder what kinda snack I got coming my way after Final Walk.  Comprehensive Iced Cream sandwich might be in the lead for now!  NO MIGHT ABOUT IT.  It's IN THE LEAD.  Could be merely a Plurality Lead or a clear majority lead-- CAN'T SAY FOR CERTAIN.  It wasn't covered in the 2 chapters of Academia Book I read earlier.  Maybe they get to it later, I dunno!  Lotta good that'll do me.  Anything about it After Tnight is USELESS.  I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT Whatever It Is after tonight.  Hmm.  This beer tastes real good like.  I'm a fan of the taste.  NOT a fan of how it's high calorie for a Light Beer AND it's low alcohol content for a light beer.  TASTE THOUGH IS OUT OF TIS WORLD.
   Hmm.  Diner Delivery has special Thanksgiving special!  Kinda like their general Thanksgiving dinner but WITH PIE.  Not sure how I feel about that!  I don't need the pie!  MAYBE I can get the regular Thanksgiving Meal on Thursday, MAYBE They force the Pie Version on me!  Either way I can see TRYING pie but I won't like it.  Slices of apple in a pie seems gross.  They also have KEY LIME.  So that's, what, slices of Key Lime?  I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.  HMM it's not SLICES of lime persay.  Looks decent.  I CAN TRY A KEY LIME PIE sure.  Anyway.  Looking forward to EMINENTLY chomping down on choco pop.  Hmm.  Took a bonus walk today.  Didn't feel like doing Rocksmith so in lieu of that I did Productive Bonus Walk.  OK CHOMPING DOWN NOW.  HMM I think I can choose between Comprehensive Vanilla and Comprehensive Chocolate Iced Cream Sandwich.  THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.  I think I might want chocolate more BUT maybe I wanna save the chocolates for when I REALLY want them more.  THE GOOD NEWS IS 2 MORE PARAGRAPHS.
   Lunch was fine.  I was okay with the turkey sandwich.  Had a bag of Not Your Cheese Doritos.  WOW TIS ACT IS TERRIBLE SO FAR.  What do you mean SO FAR.  I feel there's NO HOPE that it will get better.  We can CONFIDENTLY just say Wow TIS act is terrible all in all.  Oh well such is life.  Hmm.  Working out nice routine life going fowrard.  Especially one I incorporate marijuana back into my life.  ALL THE PIECES WILL COME TOGETEHR, etc.  Hmm.  Should have a balanced breakfast tomorrow but I wouldn't be too upset if I didn't.  I just had a balanced breakfast today!  Then again I REALLY SHOULD AIM FOR ANOTHER ONE TOMORROW.  Hmm.  No Zoom Psychiatry appointment for TWO months instead of one.  PSYCHIATRIST must think I'm TWICE AS MENTALLY HEALTHY AS USUAL.  Sounds GREAT.  The good news is I'm over halfway through Oz I believe.  So we're making progress to a point where KNOCKED THAT DOWN, now what else has Television got for me.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Hmm.  What am I watching with Lotta NightTime.  Probably OZ.  Maybe doodle around on Spiral Notebook.  SPIRAL NOTEBOOK THAT SOUNDS GREAT.  I sure wanna SPIRAL and whatknot INTO THE NOTEBOOK.  You know that sort of thing.  Hmm.  What Bob Dylan song enterprises I got going on for tomorrow.  I dunno.  I'll figure it out tomorrow I guess.  No reason to rush things.  Let's take it slow!  We've got all the time in the world and THEN some of the time in The Outer Solar System.  Remotely possible I play some Rocksmith after FinalWalk. More UNremotely possible I DON'T how does that strike you.  Hmm.  I feel like if I continue making posts without responding to the people responding to my posts they'll think I'm some sort of asshole.  LOOK I DON'T GET YOUR POLITICAL CARTOON OKAY.  IF I GOT IT I'D SAY SOMETHING.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Anyway, that's it for today.  See ya tomorrow!

-7:31 P.M.

Monday, November 21, 2022

No No No This Is All Wrong

    Hey friends!  Just about 9:30 AM.  Should be able to fit in 4 walks before Dad's Walk as is ideal these days.  Hmm.  Had a small amount of NightMight snacking!  Small enough that I'm pretty happy with it!  Had 2.5 black and white breakfast at 7 AM.  Lunch gonna be Finish Whited Castle!  Anyway.  What did I listen to on recent walk.  LATEST Me Album.  Some Airborne Toxic Event: The One Album I Know Of Them.  Good album!  Good band!  Probably not cool to like them.  Probably not c ool to KNOW them.  I think they're from The Long Island though so I live similarly to where they lived at some point.  I could just be mixing up that the person who exposed me to them was from Long Island.  I FEEL BOTH.  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh.  They're from Los Angeles.  I liked these songs A WHOLE LOT BETTER with the context they're from Long Island.  LA?  These songs ARE CRAP now.  Anyway.  I think today is when they're Doling Out first Marijuana License.  So I THINK I might see where first upstart dispensaries are?
   Hmm.  Cold out there today!  Wore NYU Sweatshirt jacket under winter jacket.  Hey how about this WHY IS IT CALLED A SWEATSHIRT.  If you're sweating because you're wearing this YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.  Probably shouldn't be wearing it at all!  OR maybe you're wearing something else erroneously.  Either way re-evaluate your situation!  Hmm.  What's new on MASTODON.  Gotta come up with a tweet.  I GOT EIGHT PEOPLE WAITING ON BATED BREATH.  Not sure what kind of person I wanna be on Mastodon though.  Snark can only take you so far!  Maybe I wanna ENGAGE with news accounts.  And/or write HOT TAKES on news.  I have no hot takes. And I like it that way.  Anyway.  Saw the number 36 in regards to first round of Dispensary License.  Not sure if that means ultimately they will have 36 across the state at first.  Or what!  I DUNNO.  I GOT NO HOT TAKES ON THIS EITHER.  Anyway if I DID have a hot take save it for the website.  Hmm.
   Third paragraph!  What kinda crap am I watching today.  Finished Crepe Show.  Still plenty of OZ.  Watched another Gullermo Del Toro show episode.  This time I paid attention to it 95%.  WOW SPOOKY EPISODE.  How many more do I have.  FOUR I think.  Maybe FIVE.  YEP FOUR just as I originally thought.  Hmm.  Should be getting Guitar Cable today.  Should start working with it tomorrow.  Anyway.  What 3 Bob Dylan Song Enterprise I got today.  Cheaper To Keep Her by Johnnie Taylor.  I Got A Woman by Ray Charles.  CIA Man by The Fugs. I know Ray Charles.  Not personally.  But I know OF him.  I THINK I know a couple of songs.  Lemme LURQ what songs he's famous for.  Oh I know 2 or 3 of them.  Anyway.  Website that said his top 10 hits has I Got A Woman at NUMBER THREE.  WOW This is one of his top songs.  This'll be fun and a half.  I think I had a dream I started doing SIX Bob Dylan Enterprises a day.  Maybe it was just a waking thought.  Don't see why I'd bother thinking that myself.  Probably just DreamThinking.
   Fourth paragraph!  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Cranberry Relish Day.  That sounds weird.  I don't like cranberry or relish.  Cranberry JUICE is fine.  Got watered down Pomegranate-Cranberry Juice ON THE REGULAR for a while.  But Relish is not great in and of itself and taken together with Cranberry we can only assume IS NOT GOOD.  Hmm.  Thanksgiving coming up!  Got turkey and ham sandwiches for Tuesday and Wednesday.  Probably get Bison Burger and Fried Calamari/Griddlecentric meals for Tuesday and Wednesday Dinner.  THEN THURSDAY is WHATEVER THANKSGIVING CRAP.  Am I making that both lunch and dinner?  Gonna have to figure out with parents what the plan is on when to eat.  FIGURE OUT REAL GOOD.  Anyway 2/3rds into Fall.  At this point if you haven't started falling you're doing it wrong.  Then again we're just getting into Superwinter so if you haven't started that process that's okay.  But keep it in mind! 
   Fifth paragraph.  Hmm.  Guess I'm getting blood work done on Friday it looks like.  Amazing!  Just looked ahead As A Spoiler.  National Food Of the Day for Thanksgiving?  NOTHING.  What the HELL.  Oh.  Well it's partly explained that Thanksgiving isn't the same day every year.  So it's not like they went out of their way to not celebrate a food on Thanksgiving.  STILL THOUGH.  In the time period Thanksgiving could be gotta have at least one food to celebrate each of those days!  Hmm.  What IS Thanksgiving.  Fourth Thursday of The Month?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP NAILED IT.  Anyway.  Uploaded blurry picture I took of myself as PROFILE PIC of Mastodon.  I take this Mastodon VERY seriously.  Except for how I wore mask in picture.  I don't need to be completely identifiable.  Leave some things to the imagination!  Hmm.  What else is up.  Any crunch time at all for first 4 walks/2 acts/1 shower?  I don't think so!  Coffee time!
   I lost track of how old the egg whites I got are.  Possibly a week and a half.  I had TWO THIRD of em.  Just one Balanced Breakfastsworth left.  BUT I GOTTA HAVE IT TOMORROW LET'S SAY.  ANyway.  Got one cinnamon toast flavored Eggo left an ENTIRE BOX of blueberry.  THINK I'LL GO WITH A BLUEBERRY.  No time like the present.  By which I mean hopefully tomorrow morning.  Tomorrow Morning Is The Present.  In the grand scheme of things.  Sure why not.  I think the reason I picked up eight followers LIKE IT WAS NOTHIN was one or two accounts with followers RETWEETED my tweet.  I mean my MASTODON.  What's that called.  Just a, "Post?"  Or do they got special word for it.  I POSTED THAT QUESTION.  Great, "Post!"  It makes people THINK and also I will gain useful information that I genuinely wondered about!  WOW some guy responded in 20 seconds.  They're called, "Toots."  UGH.  I don't like it.  Guess I'll have to get used to liking it though!  That's the life I've chose.  What does, "Toot," have to do with, "Mastodon."  Oh.  It sounds like tweet.  Amazing.
   Seventh paragraph!  Good deal.  Can't wait to find out how long these three songs are.  My guess Is Ray Charles song is in the longer end of In The 2 Minutes.  Like 2 minutes 41 second.  I'll let ya know how that turns out in Act II!  Hmm.  OH HEY lady star in Guillermo Del Toro episode was one of Garfunkel And Oats.  I KNOW OF THAT THING.  Some sort of COMEDY MUSIC duo.  Anyway GOOD STUFF.  Hmm.  While I'm AT COMPUTER I still check Twitter-- just one account!-- for the latest in news.  But hopefully as more accounts arrive at mastodon I won't even need to do that.  Either way one day I hope to find out and remember how to spell Guillermo.  Guillermo.  Oh. I got it right just then.  Not gonna get it right EVERY time I guess it.  But I did that time.  WHAT DID I DO RIGHT to get it right this time.  GU UILL ERMO.  Not sure the best way to divide the letters.  Can't even tell what the syllables are in English Context.  GEE--YER-MO.  Lemme LURQ how to pronounce it exactly.  That would help!  Gee Yuell Mo.  That's the best I can describe it in terms of what it sounds like to me.
   SORRY.  Gotta imagine this guy is Spanish one way or another.  Lemme LTURQ.  Mexican.  Well he's Spanish ONE WAY in that he speaks Spanish.  That's ONE WAY solidly.  Anyway.  What was the movie where he BURST UPON the mainstream scene.  Was it PAN'S LABYRINTH. Or something before then.  Oh.  Blade II.  Hellboy.  Same Long Island Guy who introduced me to Airborne Toxic Event was a HUGE Hellboy Fan!  Made us watch it!  And/or the sequel!  WOW ALL THE PIECES ARE COMING TOGETHER.  WOW Wikipedia section of GUILLERMO Del Toro devoted just to His Favorite Films.  I KNOW MOST OF THESE FILMS.  Can't honestly say any of them are MY favorite.  I RESPECT HIS OPINIONS ALL THE SAME.  Hmm.  Feels like I watched Pan's Labyrinth in NYU Dorm.  Lemme see if that works out TimeWise.  Released in 2006.  Very possible I watched it in early 2007.  Or late 2006 what do I know.  Anyway.  That movie in my mind is still ON THE CUTTING EDGE of Modern Cinema.  Then again it's also from over a decade and a half ago.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Amazing.  What kinda songs am I excited to learn how to play on Rocksmith.  Hmm.  Lotta GOOD songs.  None of em quite my favorite though.  So that's good.  If I was learning how to play my favorite song that'd take away my enjoyment from other songs.  That's no good!  GREAT NEWS a second person replied to me telling me about Toots.  Ugh.  What kinda stuff will I ENJOY watching today.  Gotta imagine I'll get SOMETHING out of OZ but also I should watch another thing or two as well.  Hmm.  Where did I leave off on Tales In The Crypt.  I think he last episode I watched was People Who Live In Brass Hearses.  What's next.  TWO FOR THE SHOW?  YEP that's exactly what it is!  Amazing.  Hmm.  I could RESPOND to someone telling me about Toots and be like WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT.  But how would I choose who to respond to.  The other person would be insulted.  Best just to let it go completely.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Amazing.  Figure I'll be able to do Bob Dylan Book Enterprise after shower and before walk IV.  AMAZING what else is going on and crap.  I dunno.  NightMight snack MAY have been as little as Nothing Complete but some cereal and 2 Kit Kat Kubes.  OR It was also one fiber cookie.  EITHER WAY NOT THAT MUCH compared to recent NightMights.  But if it was the first scenario?  NOW WE'RE TALKIN'.  Amazing.  Used microwave for Whited Castle yesterday.  See no reason to do otherwise today.  Hmm.  Will I have bonus Half White Castle Slider with lunch today?  Or just leave it over to have at some other point.  Small snack or something.  WE'LL SEE HOW I FEEL AT LUNCHTIME.  Probably.  Gotta see how I feel at SOME point.  Hmm.  Has there been school shootings by Teachers.  Lemme LTURQ.  Not seeing any info.  Where did that question come from.  I was talking about it with FATHER for some reason.  I forget how it came up.  YOU IDIOT.  I'll be back in a little bit.  WOW BOB DYLAN ENTERPRISE SONGS COMIN' UP.  Cool!

i assume you're following me

    Hey!  Update time estimate for Rocksmith Cable.  Between 3 and 7 PM.  At that point COULD I consider using it today?  Not really.  Dad starts teaching at 6:30 PM.  Even if it comes at 3:00 I don't feel like changing my whole schedule for the day!  Anyway.  Just made another... ugh... Toot.  I want to tell you what it was.  Everytime I use social media I gotta DOUBLE IT HERE.  Nah I ain't gonna do that.  Either way I WILL NOT be using the word toot moving forward.  Don't like it.  Just gonna stick with post.  Hmm.  Listened to 3 songs for Bob Dylan Enterprise.  Hey I know the Ray Charles song!  It was, "Sampled," in Kanye West Gold Digger song.  It's the main part of it!  Anyway.  How much time do I have to write next four paragraphs.  Let's aim for fourty five minutes.  It'll be WAY under that.  Hmm.  Maybe watch some SIMPSONS today.  I could watch practically anything I can imagine!
   Hmm.  Liked the other 2 songs as well.  This'll be a JOY to read the 10 or so pages Bob Dylan devotes to these 3 songs.  Anyway.  Criticism of Bob Dylan book is that only 4 out of the 60 or 70 songs are by women.  Sounds like fair criticism!  Hmm.  WOW no spoilers but next Guillermo Del Toro episode is based on a short story by H.P. LOVECRAFT.  I know that name BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS.  Very very limited knowledge of who he was or his oeuvre in general.  BUT I know he inspired Re-Animator AND THAT'S A GOOD MOVIE.  Hmm.  If I'm having snack before lunch WHAT WOULD IT BE.  Lucky SHerm bar certainly one of the top choices.  I won't be re-upping with them for a while (and re-upping with THEM just means re-upping with ANY cereal bar-- doesn't need to be lucky sherm!) so I gotta RATION what I got left.  I don't KONW how much I got left.  But I probably need to ration it!  Hmm.  EIGHT MINUTES and no engagement with my latest toot.  WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WEBSITE.  This is GOOD STUFF I'm putting out there.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  Feels like chicken rings from Whited Castle are less hearty than they used to be.  The chicken rings are the same size it's ME who got bigger. What's that quote about Major Motion Pictures I'm trying to reference.  "I am big. It's the pictures that got small."  YEAH.  That BUT RELATED TO CHICKEN RINGS.  What else is going on and crap.  I'll be able to fit in Bob Dylan Enterprise between Shower and Walk IV.  NOW THE QUESTION BECOMES WHEN WILL BE WALK FIVE.  Could be as early as 2:15 PM or as late as 7:00 PM. WOW THIS IS GONNA BE FUN FIGURING THIS ONE OUT.  Or somethin.  I dunno!  Not only did I leave pickle on hamburgers while Fridgerating them but I didn't even take it off until aftar microwaving them!  So juices really had time to marinate!  HOWEVER no harm done.  Remembered to take them off before I ate the hamburgers.  No problem!  It was fine!  Hmm.  I'm not SURE if they always did pickle.  I can't PLACE remembering asking for No Pickles in the past.  Possible I would just say Just the burger and the bun.  Just the beef and the bun.  Not specifying what I wanna do WITHOUT but rather what I wanna do WITH.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day!  Amazing.  I guess I can just see if guitar cable works today.  No reason not to do that.  Sure there is.  Being scared it DOESN'T work.  That'd upset me and crap.  And lead me to Not Know What To Do Next about it.  First instinct is just Admit Defeat.  No more playing this game.  I tried my best and I failed.  Maybe there's another step I could take to try to Get On Board With Doing Rocksmith but I DUNNO what it would be.  Oh.  Tech support.  From Some Place.  That makes sense.  Could have done that before Guitar Cable Purchase even!  Hmm.  SUNY Purchase.  Does that come into play in this situation?  Hmm.  Not happy about how Tooter counts posts I deleted in the Overall Tally Of All My Toots.  PEOPLE CAN PUT ONE AND TWO TOGETHER AND SEE I DELETED TOOTS.  Then they'd wonder endlessly about what those toots were.  THAT'S NO GOOD FOR ANYONE.  Hmm.  I saw movie about Ray Charles.  I think it was called Ray.  Hmm.  It's a pun.  Ray of sunshine.  He can't see.  Cracked that code.
   Yeah!  Last paragraph of Daytime Day.  Did Ray Charles know how cool he looked in sunglasses.  My guess is he must have had some sense of it.  The way people reacted to him when he was wearing them.  He got the sense I CAN'T SEE how cool I look but I get the sense THESE JERKS CAN.  SO that's good.  Gonna get my Dad to help me cut my hair at some point over the next few weeks.  He's on board with it!  Which is GOOD.  Cause if my hair is nice, cut and clean MY LIFE will be nice, cut and clean.  LOOK fries and probably chicken rings would be better in oven.  Maybe even white castles!  But the PATTY itself.  The bun probably would get burnt if its in at the same amount of time as Other Parts.  TOO COMPLICATED.  Just gonna microwave these suckers.  Yesterday was 2 minutes.  Today I THINK I can bump it up to 2.5 minutes.  AMAZING it's all coming together.  ANyway that'll do it for DayTime Day!  See ya later!

Reading This Must Be Hard

    Hey friends! Got choco pop going!  Had delicious Wilde Al Fredo for dinner.  YEP.  Got Rocksmith cable-- and it works!  Still Guitar Lag.  But I feel like I can 1/3rd get used to it over the next few weeks and 1/2 MORE get used to it once I have marijuana.  That would make getting used to it REAL easy.  If anything it Might be BETTER than no lag.  Gotta imagine getting used to slight lag would make me play guitar more DIFFERENT and UNIQUE and NOW I HOLD ALL TE CARDS.  Anyway YES there is a 1/6 that I Will Not Get Used To It.  THAT'S THE PRICE OF DOING BUSINESS.  Speaking of marijuana, they relased Businesses they gave first 36 Dispensary License to!  I TINK four or five will be located in Queens AND they'd deliver!  So that makes it real easy for me.  Don't even gotta GO NOWHERE.  Now I hold all the cards-- again!-- in a different situation!  What other situation can I amass all the cards.  Hopefully the card game WAR.  That's pretty much the premise of the game.  How to win at least.  Hmm.
   I think kids should play a game called Peace and it's the exact same thing as war but it's reversed as to who wins.  The game play is 100% the same!  But when ultimately one person has all the cards and the other person has no cards The No Card'r is deemed the winner.  WHAT A MILLION DOLLAR IDEA.  THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.  Anyway, took an extra walk today on account of Why Not Got Nothin' Better To Do.  Upcoming Final Walk will be SEVENTH walk of day.  Anyway.  Completed 3 song Bob Dylan enterprise.  Read a chapter of Academia Book.  Obsessively checked TOOTER.  It's called Mastodon but the posts are called Toots.  THUS I may or may not call it Tooter FOR FUN and so people REMEMBER AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME.  I'd pay attention to someone who said that.  Pot committed to.  It's ME.  I pay attention to me WAY MORE THAN ANYONE SHOULD.  Oh well such is life.  Hmm.  My last four Totes I used quotation marks and I'm VERY happy with using commas in and out of the quotation mark segment as grammar would have us do ideally.  REALLY hope people are reading these and are pleased with Me Taking Standard Grammar Seriously On The Internet.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Still got choco pop going.  Got re-up with MORE choco pops today, too!  Presumably getting my re-up with Variety Flavor Pops tomorrow.  So that's good.  I restored Rocksmith back to Industry Settings.  So all the small progress I made on songs was DELETED.  GOOD.  BRAND NEW CLEAN SLATE.  Let's do it RIGHT this time.  Hey Just Crunched Into Chocopop.  Hmm.  Watched an episode and a half of Tales In The Crypt.  Watched a bunch of OZz.  Feel like I might finish current Tales In The Crypt when I get home from upcoming walk, then watch AN OZ!  SEE WHERE THAT TAKES ME.  PROBABLY NOWHERE SPECIAL.  LATER IN THE NIGHT.  CONNECTS ME GETTING HOME FROM WALK to the moment AN HOUR AND A HALF FROM THEN pretty adequately.  Hmm.  Gonna have some sort of Iced Cream Snack tonight.  Whether it's just your standard Health Iced Cream Bar at bedtime, or some sort of Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich after I get back from walk is ANYONE'S guess.  Hey 2 paragraphs to go.
   Hmm.  Just loaded up Rocksmith to see if guitar would work.  IT DID.  Then I played POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME.  It worked too!!  I wasn't GREAT at it but I think I'm doing a lot better than I was a year and a half ago when I first got this program.  At that time in my life I had been playing guitar ZERO.  Now?  Been playing guitar a good amount the last month or so!  THUSLY I am better at it in video game even with lag.  Amazing.  Not 100% happy with the guitar for Pour Some Sugar On Me.  I think I could play WAY different chords and notes and it'd be the exact same song but better.  It would SOUND like the exact same song but the notes I'm playing will be WAY MORE INTUITIVE.  It's POSSIBLE I just don't know how to play guitar.  That's my LOGICAL take away from that riff.  Riff.  Hmm.  Hey 1 more paragraph to go.
   Hmm.  I figured out a way to have LESS lag for Guitarsmith.  Played around with Sound Settings for External Audio INTERFACE.  Lag with all settings but I THINK it's slightly less lag This One Way I Got It Going.  SO THAT'S GOOD.  Hmm.  If I'm taking a walk in Let's Say 11 Minutes HOW MUCH TIME does that give me when I get back.  Hmm.  About an hour and a half before I go to bed.  I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT STAYING UP REAL LATE, PAST 10:30 PM, BUT I RARELY FEEL, "UP," TO IT.  So we'll see how that plays out in real time.  Perhaps on a slight lag.  Hmm.  Can't wait to see what kind of Great Guitar Skills I come up with in a couple of months.  It's gonna be OUT OF THE ORDINARY what with the lag acclimation.  Boy oh boy is this working out forever in my favor real goodlike.  Anyway.  SURE I HAD A BAG OF PRETZELS as snack a couple hours before lunch.  SURE I had some sort of snack between lunch and dinner. WHAT WAS IT?  I dunno.  I'll figure it out IMMINET... oh right.  Brownie flavored Fiber One Brownie!  DELIGHTFUL.  I'M GONNA GO NOW.  See ya later.

-7:57 P.M.

Sunday, November 20, 2022

All Me, All The Time

    Hey friends!  Just about 9:30 AM.  Should be able to fit in 4 walks before shower as is ideal these days.  Had what's become normal amount of NightMight snacking.  Like 325 calories.  VERY NOT GOOD but normal.  Had breakfast at 6 AM and so far it worked out fine.!  We're talking 2.5 black and white cookies.  So that's good.  DUNNO what's gonna happen with pre-lunch snack or lunch.  I know what lunch will BE.  We're talkin 2.5 hamburgers, 3 chicken rings, and 1/3rd of Medium Fries.  HMM.  I'm gonna end up with Half a Slider when this is all over.  WHATTADO with that.  Maybe just have 3 sliders either today or Next Lunch.  We'll see how it goes and crap.  If I had half a slider extra ONE LUNCH I can devote some fries to OTHER lunch.  So it's EVENED OUT how much bigger the lunch would be.  Anyway.  Deleted twitter from my phone!  I THINK once and for all.  Gotta imagine there's better ways to get constant news and analysis in real time.  And if not I GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR A WEBSITE.  Where you get constant news and analysis in real time.  GENIUS.
   Presumably aiming for 10 paragraph act i and 5 paragraph act ii.  That'd do the trick and crap.  Anyway got some Amazon Fresh delivery this afternoon.  Shouldn't mess up my schedule.  I might ideally want to take a walk during that time period ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL.  But it's not necessary so I'll survive.  What kinda interesting things am I re-upping with.  OH HEY those Fiber Chocolat Chunk Cookies that I had some trouble with earlier in the year.  Delicious but I would eat a lot at once.  THIS TIME AROUND I THINK I FIGURED OUT HOW TO HAVE THEM RESPONSIBLY.   No joke!  Last time or two I got them I partook in them reasonably.  I'm as surprised as you are that Partook is recognized as a word.  Probably MORE surprised.  Solid chance you're not surprised at all!  Anyway.  Registered for MASTADON.  Not happy I had to pick some dumb Server to represent.  There were only like one or two dozen servers and NONE OF EM were up my alley.  Just signed up for Journalist server.  I AM NO JOURNALIST but that's what I WANNA READ.  So let's go with that.
   Anyway.  Got CRAZYSHEET username.  Twitter I had to settle for crazysheeeet.  THIS IS A GAME CHANGER.  Is it possible Trump signs up for Mastadon.  I guess anything is possible.  Anyway got some coffee brewin'.  I dunno.  Room is a bit cleaner and more orderly than yesterday!  If I wanted to go all out, the possible next step would be Cleaning Surfaces.  Wiping off dust and stains and all that crap on several surfaces.  I could alway do IMPORTANT surfaces and leave unimportant surfaces UNCLEANED.  Either way I dunno it's POSSIBLE I work on that today.  Hmm.  What Bob Dylan songs do I got coming up soon.  Lemme LTURQ.  The Little White Cloud That Cried by Johnnie Ray.  El Paso by Marty Robbins.  Nelly Was A Lady by Alvin Youngblood Hart.  WOW.  I have no idea what any of those songs are!  First title is SO BAD IT'S GOOD.  Or so good it's bad possibly it may turn out.  Hmm.  Alvin Youngblood Hart gotta be a stage name, right?  BORN Gregory Edward Hart.  I KNEW IT.  HEY this song is from 2004.  I was imagining OLD OLD song.
   In fact this may be the Latest song YET in these 22 or 23 songs I've gotten though/will be getting through today.  Amazing!  Can't way to see THE GENRE.  Or HEAR IT as it twere.  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Gingerbread Cookie Day and National Stuffing Day.  WOW.  Stuffing I'm ALL ABOUT.  Solid stuffing.  Solid stuffing is THE BEST.  Loose stuffing isn't great!  Also I don't like some things they might put in stuffing.  LEMME LURQ WHAT STUFF I'M THINKING OF.  I'm not seeing what I'm thinking of.  OH WELL.  Either way Gingerbread Cookie can't be BAD right?  Not sure I've ever had it though. But I like cookie.  And Gingerbread sounds FINE.  Hmm.  Thanksgiving creeping up.  Can't wait to celebrate with Immediate Family.  I KNOW 66% of other immediate family INTIMATELY because I live with them 24/7.  OTHER immediate family I'm certainly KEPT ABREAST in his comings and goings and talk to him Oh I Don't Know 3 times a month.  STILL THOUGH, GOOD STUFF.
   Hmm.  Definitely have fiber chocolate chip cookie today!  Whether it's snack before dinner or snack at night is ANYONE'S guess.  Probably.  Hey it's the fifth paragraph already.  How much time IDEALLY do I have to finish this act.  Let's say fourty five minutes would be GREAT but 55 minutes is workable too.  Anyway.  Gotta imagine I'll watch more OZ today even though I'm not getting that much out of it to be honest.  Gotta finish Crepe Show I.  So that'll be good.  Hey it's Sunday how about that.  Cold out there today.  What is EXACT weather.  Internet says 35 degrees.  WOW.  We're talkin ONE THIRD of 105 degrees.  Hmm.  Not sure about what's going on for dinner tonight.  Diner Dinner would be my guess!  Bison Burger would be my guess.  We'll see how it all, "Shakes," out I guess.  Came across a reserve of dirty clothes while cleaning up my room.  Three shirts or so.  Pair of pants.  Couple of socks.  Pair of underwear.  Not my FAVORITE clothes.  Presumably stuff that fits me though!  COFFEE TIME.
   Put away some books I had taken out because I thought I might read.  But then ended up passing on.  Still have some books I took out that I STILL might read.  ANYWAY.  Still got Giant Beastie Boys book.  I can't read that from start to finish but maybe here and there I can read a few pages at random.  Anyway.  It's fun going to sleep at night thinking hey I bet this is the night I stop eating NightMight snacks.  As of NOW it seems EASY.  FINALLY I'm gonna get back on track.  Then it never happens but for a while seems EMINENTLY POSSIBLE.  What else is going on and crap.  Gonna continue experimenting with slightly earlier lunches.  Dunno if I'll still have a snack beforehand.  Probably YES. So that's good.  They put PICKLE on White Castle burgers?  WHAT THE HELL.  They didn't warn me about that.  They warned me about ketchup and diced onion.  So I could say no ketchup.  NO PICKLE WARNING.  To be fair it's easy to take off and leaves minimal residual flavor.  But to be honest the minimal residual flavor is STILL SOMETHING.  Oh well such is life.
   Gotta imagine I've Ate Pickle as a snack at some point.  I don't know when exactly but I think there was a period of 1-3 months where I would eat a pickle from Fridgerated jar of pickles as a snack.  NO THANKS THESE DAYS THOUGH.  Seventh paragraph.  Hmm.  If I'm having Hamburger 3 lunches in a row, do I really want bison burger for dinner?  White Castl Hamburger and Diner Bison Burger ain't EXACTLY the same.  But it IS something to consider.  Guess Fried Calamari would be back up, right?  Yesterday I was considering getting BOTH imminently.  Now I only need ONE because of All That White Castle Lunches This Week.  Bison burger gotta be slightly healthier I would guess.  Oh well such is life.  Man oh man Superwinter progresses another day.  I think Super winter is a little over 160 days.  From today until May 1st.  Lemme Crunch Them Numbers.  I think it's 162 days for Superwinter INCLUDING TODAY.  Amazing.  Main thing I wanna accomplish AS OF NOW is Lotta Songs.  Maybe I change Creative Pursuit for Superwinter.  As of now MAKE SOME SONGS.
   Not RIGHT NOW.  Got some time to build up to it.  Anyway eighth paragraph.  Hmm.  WOW I figured out how to start seeing News Post on MASTADON.  Right now I follow THREE PEOPLE SPECIFICALLY.  ROBERT REICH IS THE SUPERTAR OF THE GROUP.  Hmm.  Three paragraphs to go before next walk.  Whatta listen to besides 3 Songs.  Possibly Other Songs would be my instinct.  Mastadon feels like being Exiled but gotta imagine if more and more people I follow start posting there it'll feel regular.  Also doesn't help that current news posts I follow are ABOUT the place I just left.  If they were about something else might feel more normal to get into the spirit of New Place.  Hmm.  What kinda snack are we talking Pre-Lunch.  THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.  Not that tough.  KINDA TOUGH.  Oh well such is life.  1/3/4 walks will be PARK and 2/5/6 will be CITY STREET.  THIS IS THE NEW STANDARD.  I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY THIS EVERY TIME THE STANDARD IS ON TRACK TO BE ACHIEVED.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Plenty of time for rest of morningtime.  Oh.  Right.  PORK CHOPS MAYBE.  Saturday night was too soon to start a new Multi Part'r Dinner.  Sunday Night?  NOW IT MAKES MORE SENSE.  Gotta imagine that's 2 meals.  It's 2 pork chops They Say.  Sounds intuitive to have 2 meals.  THEN AGAIN I can imagine bigger pork chops such that I feel more comfortable making it 3 meals.  Either way SOLIDLY gonna consider that.  If only there was a Nas song called Pork that would seal the deal.  LAST WEEK there was Nas song called Beef that made me want to eat Beef.   REMEMBER?  THAT'S WHAT THIS IS A REFERENCE TO.  Also NELLY song title?  NELLY IS A RAPPER.  What was the song title.  Nelly Is A Lady or something.  Oh.  Nelly Was A Lady was written in 1849.  I was getting real excited for Modern Song.  Hey that's life I guess.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Amazing.  Good progressive news site or two that I enjoy.  But it's just a fraction of the news I've been getting on twitter.  A SMALL fraction is the point.  Hmm.  Got new Calendar to employ in January.  Could employ it in December but I owe it to current calendar to see things through with it.  I don't wanna insult the Patriotism World Travel Calendar!  It's done it's job all year.  Hmm.  What's the theme of new calendar again.  LIVING HEALTHY 2023.  Each month they suggest A WAY TO BE HEALTHY.  Flipping through it I'll say TWO.  It's some spoiler but I GOTTA KNOW WHAT I'M DEALING WITH.  April is about Aromatherapy with Essential Oils.  June is about Eating Healthier.  That makes sense.  June Healthy tips is GREAT.  April?  Aromatherapy?  Essential Oils?  SOUNDS LIKE A SCAM.  Calendar wants me to buy some dumb snakeskin miracle drug essential oils.  I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT.  Also AROMATHERAPY?  Sounds like therapy where you SMELL things.  NO THANKS LEAVE ME OUT.  Hey good news time to take a walk.  See ya in a little bit!

where did you come from

    HEY as of now looks like I'm getting the hang of MASTADON.  On Computer at least.  Might be more confusing on my phone.  Probably won't be!  Now all I gotta do is find more people to follow.  Hmm.  Possible I get Italian Food for dinner tonight.  No communal dinner for tomorrow-- gotta plan for that!  HMM it could go either way as of now.  Anyway got coffee #2 going and SPRITE.  Listened to 3 Songs a bit on walk.  Nelly Was A lady was some other version by some other jerk though.  Apple Music didn't have this version!  I THINK I listened to it on YouTube but even that might have been another version.  The point is I GET THE GIST OF IT I GUESS.  Not sure whether I'll read Bob Dylan Essays after shower or after fourth walk.  HMM.  Not happy about how I'm actually following people on Mastadon.  Because it's easier that way.  BUT NOW THEY MIGHT KNOW I FOLLOW THEM.  I don't need people knowing what I'm doing. 
   Four paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  Gotta imagine I'll start paying more attention to TV if I'm not on MASTADON all the time now.  Good opportunity re-evaluate how often I need to be on Keeping Up On News Social Media.  So that's good.  Take lemonade and make it into Lemon Flavored Vitamin Water!  What's that one called again?  ENERGY?  No I think Energy is orange.  Lemme LTURQ.  Energy is Tropical Citrus.  And Lemonade is, "Multi-V."  I THINK IT USED TO BE SOMETHING LSE.  Lemme Look THAT Right Up Quick.  AH, "SQUEEZED."  That's what I was thinking of.  Anyway.  In my mind Vitamin Water is still the cutting edge Hip New Drink.  I am basing this on how I felt about it a decade and a half ago.  Time flies I guess.  Oh well.  Rocksmith cable is ARRIVING TOMORROW BY 10 PM.  Sounds like I get to start using it on Tuesday.  Gotta prepare mentally for that NOW.  It might be HARD to actually start using it.  But I GOTTA.
   Three paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.  Hmm.  Possible I get something for tomorrow night dinner as well, OR possible I get a 1 off thing for Tonight OR Tomorrow and have a Super Market meal for other dinner.  MAN OH MAN this is gonna be a tough one.  Anyway what else is up.  BETTER CHECK MASTADON.  One of three people might have posted in the last four minutes.  MASTODON.  It's about time I start remembering how to spell it.  MastODon.  Okay I think I can remember that.  If I have Super Market meal for dinner TONIGHT It'd be Wide Al Fredo.  AMAZING what else is up.  I had breakfast FIVE HOURS AGO.  It worked out FINE.  I don't feel any hungrier now than I would if I had breakfast Oh I Don't Know TWO HOURS AGO.  So that's good and crap.  Hmm.  Just followed a fourth person!  The point is all four of these people I read on twitter SEMI REGULARLY or COMPLETELY REGULARLY.  The good news is I only have to write 2 more paragraphs for now.
   Hmm.  YES if I get ITalian Restaurant I can get Chicken Roll in addition to pizza or instead of pizza.  YES I CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET GARLIC KNOTS AS WELL.  Now we're talking.  Garlic Knots was a game changer In My Mind about what to be enthusiastic about for dinner!  SLICE OF PIZZA, ORDER OF GARLIC KNOTS.  Have slice and 2.5 garlic knots ONCE.  Perhaps DUPLICATE IT for tomorrow.  OR figure out ANOTHER way to have the 2.5 leftover Knots.  HMM THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  ANyway what else is going on and crap.  A garlic knot would pair GREAT with Wide Al Fredo Dish.  Already pretty hearty though.  OH WELL LIFE IS FOR LIVING.  Eat bonus garlic knot or two on occasion.  Good stuff.  ALRIGHT just found a VERY SOLID fifth person to follow.  THIS IS SHAPING UP TO BE GREAT JUST GREAT.  Also now I won't have to click back and forth over and over again for Each Person's Feed.  FOLLOWING ALL OF EM, they show up REAL CONVENIENT LIKE.
   Last paragraph for Morning.  Good stuff.  What else is up.  I THINK last Oz I saw was season 2 finale.  Unless it was season 3 finale.  THAT SOUNDS HIGHLY IMPROBABLE.  YEP SEASON II FINALE.  Amazing.  What else do I got going for me.  Gonna have to break the habit of checking twitter ON COMPUTER over and over again while I'm at computer.  I can't UNINSTALL twitter from my computer.  It's a WEBSITE.  Probably could BLOCK IT.  Why bother.  Hmm.  Just get 2 slices of pizza with garlic on top of them!  Just ONE dinner for the next two days.  SOUNDS VAGUELY RIGHT MORE OR LESS.  How much time do I have between walk 3 and walk 4.   Lookin like an entire hour and fifteen minutes at most.  That's WAY more than I need.  So that's good and crap I guess.  Hmm.  Pickle might mess up Upcoming Burgers more than yesterday.  The pickle has been marinating on the burger patty for AN ENTIRE DAY.  THE juices are SOAKED IN at this point.  I can probably take it off easily BUT THE DAMAGE IS DONE.  Huh.  I'll see ya tonight!

So That's How That Goes

    Hey friends.  I think I'm figuring out MASTODON.  I errantly made a post to entertain myself and then I got like eight responses AND I'M VERY UPSET ABOUT IT.  I don't wanna interact with these jerks who wanna interact with me IN EARNEST.  I didn't sign up for that kinda thing!  I signed up for Talking To Myself MAYBE IN EARNEST BUT IF SO ONLY ME.  Oh well such is life.  I made a snarky response to the first response I got!  Then came in more responses.  I CAN'T BE SNARK TO EACH AND EVERY RESPONSE I GET.  I'd be Writing Snark ALL DAY AND NIGHT and I got TINGS to do.  Anyway.  Had delicious pizza for dinner after having delicious Whited Castle for lunch.  GREAT I GOT YOU GOT SOME SORT OF RESPONSE TO THAT that you wanna say.  ALRIGHT LET'S HEAR IT.  YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY FOR EVERYTHING DON'T YOU.  I HATE IT.  Hmm.  Got beer #1 going.  That's pretty good.  Had delicious Chocolate Fiber Cookie a couple of hours ago. THAT'S GREAT JUST GREAT.
   Hmm.  Early lunch and dinner today!  ALRIGHT LET'S HEAR IT what you wanna say about that.  Probably something like who cares right?  That'd be my assumption of Generic Response To Anything I Say.  Hmm.  MOVING ON.  I will continue READING Mastodon but I dunno if I wanna engage with these weirdoes.  Anyway.  Got no Dinner for tomorrow.  Probably have That Wide Al Fredo & Whatknot.  No whatknot.  Just the white al fredo.  Almost had GarlicKnot.  But not really.  It was close enough to a reality that I felt comfortable making that pun.  VERY comfortable.  But in truth telling was never really gonna happen.  Hmm.  Also I have four followers.  I don't know WHY.  I mean I GET I'M HILARIOUS but I didn't realize OTHER people would get that.  Anyway comprehensive iced cream sandwich sounds like a Slam Dunk for when I get back from EMINENT Final Walk.  YEAH.  Had normal 5 walks today.  Read the 3 Bob Dylan Assignments as well as Chapter of Academia Book.  NO TALKIN BACK TO ME FROM THOSE ENDEAVORS.  Academia Book KEEPING IT'S TOUGHTS to itself.  WONDERFUL.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Finished watching The Crepe Show as well as Bunch Of Oz.  ALRIGHT UP TO FIVE FOLLOWERS.  I'm knocking this OUT OF THE PARK.  Either way what else is going on and crap.  Listened to new Neil Young and/or Crazy Horse album today.  Pretty good stuff!  I like that guy's voice.  Nice ANGELIC voice.  How are we sure he's not an angel.  We can't be!  Maybe by the content of his lyrics.  Angel would be singing about different stuff I feel.  That's our best clue he's a mortal man.  I'm not sure what angel WOULD be singing about.  God I guess.  Angels are God's Biggest Fan, right?  That's the impression I'm under.  What else is up.  Started an endeavor of Reading Wikipedia.  Gonna try to incorporate that into my life.  Today it was PHILOSOPHY crap.  Could be HSITORY crap coming up.  Or ANY OTHER kind of crap.  YA KNOW FUN LEARNING STUFF on my telephone it's good real good.
    Penultimate paragraph of the night.  Hmm.  Figure I'll just watch more OZes coming up after Final Walk.  It's EASY to put on and crap.  Jeez.  Did Social Media invent the word and concept Snark.  I don't think so.  IT EXISTED IN AOL CHAT ROOMS I'M SURE.  Basically it dates back to Messaging Over Text Type Procedures though.  Nobody was Snarking at each other IN PERSON or say on LAND LINES.  What about people who had Snail Mail Correspondence.  I guess if those relationships were developed enough there could be Snark in those situations too!  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Got tropical twist, spearmint, and wintermint gum all in rotation as of now.  LOOK am I upset about no peppermint?  Sure!  But I only have myself to blame!  I chewed up all the peppermint gum while the rest of the gum went untouched.  NOW ALL THE REST OF LEFT and NO PEPPERMINT TO SPEAK OF.
   Last paragraph.  Hmm.  Comprehensive Fiber Bar is a good candidate for upcoming snack.  No doubt about that.  We wouldn't TOLERATE people being snarky with us in REAL LIVE ACTION.  The written word gives people COVER for Doing Snark.  If someone was snarky ALOUD, RIGHT IN YOUR FACE YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT SHIT.  Got sweatshirt jacket going on while writing this act.  Gonna leave it on and put winter jacket on over it for Upcoming Walk!  Feels like that's warranted on account of Weather Considerations.  So that's good.  Guess 1 or 1.5  black and whites could be good Snack.  2.5 Milano Cookies.  ALL THAT KINDA CRAP SURE I GET TO CONSIDER ALL OF IT.  Hmm.  Wonder how many followers I have now.  CAUSE IF IT'S SIX OR MORE... NOPE STILL STUCK AT FIVE.  Guess if I want more followers I'll have to post more.  WHAT A FAUSTIAN BARGAIN I'VE DEVOLVED INTO.  One day I hope to learn what a Faustian Bargain is.  TINK I'LL LOOK THAT SUCKER UP RIGHT NOW.  Oh THAT'S a Faustian Bargain?  That's easy to understand and comprehend.  Kinda would been my first guess too if I had bothered explicitly guessing.  Also THIS IS a Faustian Bargain I'd say.  Anyawy.  That's it for tonight.  See ya tomorrow!

-7:52 P.M.

Saturday, November 19, 2022

No Time For This Today

    Hey!  Up real early today.  8:18 AM.  Gonna have to help my Dad prepare for Incoming Nurse Blood Infusion in about 5 or 10 minutes.  But lets see how many sentences I can knock out.  DAD JUST SAID, "5 or less minutes."  OH WELL.  That'll take all of Five Minutes Itself.  Anyway-- Classic Breakfast featuring Chocolate Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich and S'more Pop Tart.  Bad amount of NightMight snacking yet again, but not BANGE bad.  Listened to 3 Bob Dylan songs on my walk.  Not EXCLUSIVELY those songs.  But PARTIALLY.  Also 2 our of 3 I more or less know!  The other one I feel like I kinda know.  Can't say FOR SURE where I heard it before but I'm pretty sure I have!  Anyway ALL GOOD SONGS.  OK TIME TO HELP FATHER.  ALIRHGT JUST HELPED FATHER.  Took around 3-3.5 minutes.  Moved BOXES and IV POLE.  That's it!  What was I saying.  Bob Dylan songs.  Not HIS songs.  But HIS BOOK ENTERPRISE songs.  Already listened to a song SUNG by Willie Nelson previously.  THAT ONE was PANCHO AND LEFTY which I didn't really get into.  Also another one by BOBB DARIN MACK THE KNIFE.  Which I THINK I got into a little bit.  Either way AMAZING.
   I think New Schedule might be similar to ld schedule, just not 2 sections of Act III!  Still aim to wake up quite early, do 10 paragraph act i and 5 paragraph act 2, fit in 3 or 4 walks before shower, aim for six walks overall!  Man oh man if I fit in four walks before shower, I got a time period between ~1:30 and ~7:00 where I just take one walk.  THAT COULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE in terms of Stuff And Crap.  Anyway.  Lookin' like the order for my ROcksmith Cable may be going in today or tomorrow!  Meaning hopefully I'd get it within a week or somethin.  MAN OH MAN if it works GAME CHANGER for my life.  Man oh man If It Doesn't Work I'LL FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT FOR WASTING MONEY AND ALSO MY LIFE IS STUCK NOW WITHOUT IT.  Finished A Good Marriage!  Good creepy movie.  Not sure Creepy is the right word.  Maybe it's THE BEST word.  Either way Oh Well What Can Ya Do.  Lookin like next week super market order is for Saturday instead of Friday.  Oh Okay I See.
   What else is up.  Lunch!  Could be anything.  Turkey or ham sandwich is possible DESPITE having Sandwich yesterday.  Wide Al Fredo is definitely possible.  Even Chicken Parm is possible!  WOW.  Dinner I DUNNO.  I'd say 80% chance we get communal dinner.  Which I GUESS is probably Dinr Dinner.  Which I GUESS Is probably Bison Burger.  Which I GUESS is a burger made out of primarily bison.  Hmm.  In your general hamburger, gotta imagine they mix in some stuff into the patty that isn't strictly beef.  Bread crumbs or something?  Lemme LTURQ.  NOT SEEING ANYTHING.  Unless you count FAT as different than meat.  YOU CAN COUNT WHATEVER YOU WANT, YOUR BUSINESS NOT MINE.  Hmm.  Guess I'm easily gonna fi in 4 walks before shower today.  That'll be fun.  Not sure what Productive I can do today beyond 3 Bob Dylan Songs and 1 Chapter of Academia Book.  SOME JEFF TWEEDYS sure why not.  Or work on a NEW book. NOVEL or something.  Good to cycle through different kinds of books.  Keeps the mind fresh!
   Fourth paragraph!  Hmm.  Oh right I started coffee.  Gonna pour it after this paragraph.  In PAST I pour it after fifth.  NOW A DAYS I'll do it after FOURTH.  So that's good.  ALMOST 2/3rds through Fall.  That means we're slightly more than ONE THIRD OF SEASON until Winter.  WOW.  I like THE SEASONS.  Not sure what kind of idiot doesn't like seasons.  Even the clunker seasons lie Winter!  I feel winter is the only clunker season and even WINTER you could make a case for.  New cable is 26 and a half dollars.  More than I'd like but not CRAZY more.  I'd LIKE it to be 16 or 18 dollars.  NOT THAT FAR AWAY I GUESS.  Watch some OZ today.  I like the parts where I've seen this before so I know what's going to happen.  Takes the pressure off of having to pay attention to it!  So that's good.  Hmm.  MEATLOAF gonna have some non-beef stuff in it.  BREAD CRUMBS PER SAY.  Man oh man I'd have some meat loaf for sure.  Maybe I GET THAT from Diner.  Not sure I've had their meatloaf in the last dozen years.  Lemme LTURQ.  MEATLOAF WITH SAVORY MUSHROOM SAUCE?  That doesn't sound good necessarily!  Coffee time.
   I could always get meatloaf as a sandwich.  But then I'd just be like might as well get healthier bison burger.  Hmm.  Probably get something for lunch tomorrow!  Griddlecentric meal with egg whites don't make sense!  Still have one BalancedBreakfastsworth of egg whites!  Hmm.  APPETIZER or something.  Maybe a FRIED CALAMARI would be fun.  So that's good.  How long does Marijuana last anyway.  Per my recollection probably around 2-4 hours.  Guess it depends on the marijuana and how much you smoked.  Or injested.  Either way it'd be GREAT to float off to sleep high.  But PRIMARY FUNCTION right away is to work on Guitar Xbox I think.  It'll be good for MULTITUDES of reason but RIGHT NOW that's what I'm thinking about Getting Out Of It.  ALL ASSUMING I STILL ENJOY IT.  What are the odds.  I think maybe 80/20 I'd enjoy it.  Could be lower odds though I DUNNO.  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Peanut Butter Fudge Day and Stir-Up Sunday.  NO THANKS on the peanut butter.  STIR UP?  I DUNNO.  Last Sunday before ADVANT Sunday.   Which is a CHRISTMAS thing.  Stirring up Christmas Puddings.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
   Halfway through Act I.  So that's good!  Hmm.  Looks like we're getting individual pouch portions of Cookie again.  Miny Chips aHoy, oreo, honey graham crackers, AND... uh... fourth thing... which is... hmm.. animal CRACKERS?  YEAH.  That's it.  I enjoyed those as a Sandwich Side.  Good deal.  Got four Dorito Pouches left from a week or two ago.  Two of each Not Your Cheese and Cool It Ranch.  Maybe finally put on one of the V/H/S sequels.  Hmm.  Nurse is coming in about fourty minutes.  Will I be OFF on my walk by then?  PROBABLY.  Timewise.  Not Nurse Estimation Wise.  If we just think of fourty minutes from now, will I be gone, then the answer is almost most definitely.  HOWEVER nurse can come early!  SO WHO KNOWS ABOUT THAT CRAP.  Hmm.  FOR SOME REASON apple music only has live versions of On the road again.  But TO BE FAIR the version I put on SOUNDED PRETTY MUCH GENERICALLY RECORDED.  No audience or anything.  Instruments and voice sounded clean and whatknot.  Maybe they meant it was recorded LIVE in studio.  Which means they just did a complete take of everything all at once without mixing and dubbing and crap.  I THINK.  I THINK That's what words mean.
   Seventh paragraph!  Hmm.  I feel like Willie Nelson cheapened himself to become a Marijuana Lover Wink Joke.  That's what I associated with him!  Some country musician I guess who is a big Marijuana Guy.  NO.  He was a BIG COUNTRY MUSICIAN GUY who happened to also be heavily into marijuana.  NOW I LOOK LIKE A MUSIC IDIOT.  Thanks a lot Probably HALF BAKED.  Gotta imagine that was one of the main places I picked up this idea.  GOD DAMNIT.  Could just be my impression of the music.  Which is This Song.  Not sure about any other songs I may or may not know.  But either way ON The Road Again just struck me as pleasant, inoffensive song.  Not much to it.  Just good background music or something.  I WAS WRONG.  IT'S SERIOUS MUSIC AND HE'S SERIOUS ARTIST.  Oh well too late to go back now.  I'M SET IN MY WAYS.  Hmm.  Only three more paragraphs before walk!
   YAEH.  Not only am I fitting in four walks before shower today but I'm doing it QUITE EASILY.  So that's good.  Hmm.  So far taking it one chapter at a time per day I'm SORT OF getting what I need to be getting out of Academia Book.  Not 100% getting it but I THINK I'm hitting my marks in terms of 75-85% getting it.  If I was reading more than 14 pages a day it'd be tougher.  But the amount I'm at IS WORKING.  Also I feel like it will get easier as it goes on.  STARTS OFF REAL ABSTRACT LIKE.  Over time gets MORE FOLLOWABLE.  Could be.  Sure.  Why not.  Two and a half paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  AS OF NOW I think Wide Al Fredo would be funnest lunch.  WHO KNOWS how I feel later on though.  PROBABLY NO ONE.  Adding some Tootsie Pop to Amazon order as well.  Both CHOCOLATE BAG and MIXED BAG.  So that should be pretty good I guess.  I THINK on Monday they start doling out the Marijuana Selling Licenses.  Then it's only a matter of PAPERWORK and LOGISTICS before they're open!
   I THINK.  Could be wrong.  I'm too lazy to triple check the details and crap!  Hmm.  Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  So, great, sure, what else.  Definitely having a snack before lunch I'd say.  Even if its an early lunch!  That's how early we are at this point in the day.  HMM could be practically ANYTHING.  I like them milano cookies.  Maybe two of those suckers.  Huh.  Maybe I could order a bison burger and tell them to just sprinkle some bread crumbs on top.  I dunno if they can mix it into the mixture.  Actually they probably can.  I can imagine them taking out Cut Of Meat and organizing it into a patty and everything.  Not PREMADE patties.  Just toss in some bread crumbs how hard is that.  The customer is always right!  Not sure that's accurate.  Customers are just like everyone else-- Fallible!  None of us get it right ALL THE TIME.  Also if it's a debate between customer and service person gotta imagine customer is WRONG more often than not.  This guy they're arguing with KNOWS THIS WHOLE SITUATION a lot more than the customer!
   Last paragraph before walk!  We're, what, 60% into the Daytime?  9 out of 15.  3 out of 5.  FEELS like it should be MORE but it's not!  Hmm.  After this paragraph it's bumped up to 66.7%!  THAT'S PRETTY GOOD ALL IN ALL.  SO what else is up.  Not sure what to listen to on upcoming walk.  THREE SONGS, sure.  But not EXCLUSIVELY those three songs.  Huh.  Maybe if I start eating breakfast in the middle of the night that would solve my NightMight woes.  Gotta imagine it's worth a shot.  Easier if we're talking POST 5 AM.  If it's post 5 AM I can see having an extremely early breakfast and seeing if that could carry me over to later in morning.  PRE 5 AM is kinda stretching it though.  LET'S SAY EVEN 4 AM to 5 AM I COULD TRY THAT.  Pre FOUR AM though is a big stretch!  Hmm.  Anyway hey gonna go take a walk now.  Be back soon!

well we got a little time

    Hey friends!  Lotta time to walk entire 4 walks before shower.  That'll be fun.  Hmm.  Good ROUTINE thinking.  Wake up at 8 AM and be back from 1st walk a 9 AM.  THAT'S LIKE WHEN REAL PEOPLE START THEIR JOB.  NOW I AM LIKE A REAL PERSON IN SOME RESPECTS.  Anyway Nurse got here while I was on my walk.  WHAT DID I LISTEN TO?  Why it was only those 3 songs again as well as Good Charlotte.  Not a huge Good Charlotte Fan but I like a 3/4ths dozen of their songs!  I think that makes me a good Huge Charlotte fan at least.  Not on the up and up of all their DISCOGROPHY or even just WHAT THEIR DEAL is.  Hmm.  Got coffee 1.5 going.  As well as soda carried over from Before Walk.  So that's good!  Hmm.  Chicken Parm might be a Come-From-Behind Lunch option.  Wasn't really taking it seriously at all before last walk.  HOWEVER ALL THAT CHANGED.  Based on WHAT I dunno.  But suddenly I GOT INTO IT.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Amazing!  Not sure why I'm not seeing any polls Post-Election Day for Georgia Senate Run Off.  Seems like the kind of thing people would be interested in seeing?  Maybe they don't like the results they got and don't wanna share them with US The AMERICAN PEOPLE.  Or AMERICAN The US PEOPLE.  Either way I'm FOOLISHLY over-confident about Warnock.  LOGICALLY I Know he's not a shoe in but in terms of how I feel it's like WELL WHY WOULDN'T HE WIN.  But it's probably ROUNDED DOWN TO A TOSS UP.  GOTTA SEE THEM POLLS TO UNDERSTAND HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO THINK OR FEEL.  Hmm.  I DON'T LIKE how voting is called Going to the polls.  LOOK does poll mean Guesstimations of how election will go or does it mean HOW HT ELECTION IS ACTUALLY GOING.  PICK A DEFINITION AND STICK WITH IT.  I suggest the first one.  We already have a word for How Election Is Going it's called VOTING.  Stick with using polling as QUESTINARIRING PEOPLE FOR FUN before Actual Election.
   Hmm.  Three paragraphs to go.  Good deal.  Pretty interested in fried calamari now that I think about it.  Maybe even want it for Dining Tonight instead of Lunching tomorrow.  Makes it easier to decide how to heat it up OR IF to heat it up.  Think I'm gonna have earlier lunch today and Penultimate walk Before Dinner Delivery gets here.  Which adds up to I eat dinner when it gets here.  Which adds up to I'm not gonna microwave oven OR fridgerate this.  Maybe it could STAND some microwave for 30-60 seconds.  Guess I could do that.  STILL IN THE SPIRIT of how it was served at that amount of microwaving I feel.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on.  Park Walk after this.  Then SHOWER I Guess.  Then another poark walk after that BUT NOT IMMEDIATELY AFTER.  Then one midday walk, and one NightTime walk!  THAT'LL GET IT DONE, sure thing.  Speaking of POARK is there any good Diner Dinner that's PORK-centric?  PORK CHOPS WOULD BE GOOD.  But not for tonight.  Maybe that's the Multi Part'r I get later in the week.  Hmm. 
   Two paragraphs to go!  How about that. Anything interesting happen this entry so far?  Sure.  I'm ahead of schedule in perpetuity Entire Entry.  That's interesting because GREAT NEWS FOR ME.  Yeah!  What else is up.  Tried seeing if I could use my other electric guitar to hook up to Rocksmith.  Forgot the input jack is fucked up with it.  That's why I rehabilitated my Older guitar into the one I use Yet Again.  Hmm.  Gotta imagine it'd be productive to have BOTH guitars available to use.  LIKE A REAL SUPER STAR MUSIC GUY.  Got a working Fender AND a working... uh... EPIPHONE?  Lemme LTUQ.  YEP NAILED IT.  Also IT DOES make a difference!  THEY DO sound different.  They even PLAY different a bit.  Could be another fun game changer if I got Both Going On.  So that's good.  I think Xbox Guitar Cable is being sold from Amazon directly. Says Free Delivery by Tuesday.  That's if we put in the order today!  But generally if arriving three days after ther order would be GREAT.  YEAH.  What else is going on and crap!
   Huh.  Maybe watch a little TV before taking shower after Walk III.  Not sure why, but also not sure why not.  We'll see how it all plays out in real time.  What to listen to on upcoming walk.  It's a SHORT WALK that helps.  Only 24 minutes of Listening instead of 29.  LOOK the walks are 25 and 30 minutes but LAST MINUTE O WALK I'm already putting my earbuds away.  So that's good.  About 9 or so minutes to listen to 3 Bob Dylan Songs once.  I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME.  I doubt you were worrying about me.  At least based on this situation.  Probably worry about me for better reasons!  But this is a low stakes situation that doesn't warrant much thoughts or concerns.  Hmm.  I don't KNOW what snack I'll have in a couple of hours OR IF ANYTHING.  I don't KNOW what I'm having for lunch.  I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING FOR DINNER.  I'll keep you updated on all them situations as they progress.  See ya tonight.

The Good News Is What Else Is Up

    Hey friends!  Lotta good Productivity today.  Read some Bob Dylan and some Academia Book.  Cleaned up my room a bit.  Planning out Schedule Routine ThingsToAccomplishAndCrap for upcoming period of life.  I KNOW I said I'd consider Upcoming Period of life as being through the end of March BUT I GAVE IT SOME THOUGHT and AT THE MOMENT it seems like I'll aim through The End of APRIL.  IT'S GOOD TO HAVE PLANS.  Anyway had delicious WHITED CASTLE for lcun.  We're talkin' I spent 28 dollars for 3 Lunchesworth.  Not a great deal but coulda been worse!  Also I went with their suggested tip with in retrospect was SO UNREASONABLE IT'S A SCAM.  Before any fees or taxes it was like 18 dollars I think.  Their tip Without Me Changing It was %5.50.  GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.  Well for this one time Get In Here With That Bullshit because I didn't pay close enough attention.  But IN THE FUTURE HOW DARE YOU.
   Either way.  2.5 Hamburgers, 3 chicken rings, and a A THIRD of a medium, "Sack," of fries!  It was good!  No complaints there or anything.  Could it have been more filling?  SURE.  But I KNEW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO by ordering Fast Food and limiting the amount of calories I'd be consuming.  All in all COULDA BEEN WORSE.  Anyway just had Childrens' Chickened Parm for dinner.  That was good, too!  AND I WILL CONTINUE TO HAVE THESE SORTS OF MEALS ALL TEH WAY THROUGH TEH END OF APRIL.  You know, Lunches, and Dinners, and Crap?  Don't see that changing at all.  Hmm.  Got first beer of Day and CHOCO POP going on right now.  Added more tootsie pops to AMAZON order.  Also lookin' like I'll get Guitar Cable as soon as MONDAY.  Which ijs as soon as THE TOMORROW OF TOMORROW.  WOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE JUST ONE TOMORROW REMOVED FROM TONIGHT.  So that's good.  I'm due for re-upping with Quest Bars but JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.  I may be done with Quest Bars For The Most Part going forward!  IT'S BEEN A WILD RIDE but now I'm ready to try new things.  By which I mean try old things.  Nothin I haven't tried before!  Go back to trying Tried And True snacks!
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Watched lotta OZ today.  Watched the first half of CREEPSHOW I: THE FILM while cleaning up my room.  I wanted to pay more attention than I did.  But I didn't.  But I had a good excuse at least.  If you're not gonna be paying attention, Doing Something Productive Like Room Cleansing is the way to go!  Hmm JUST CRUNCKED INTO CHOCO POP.  Anyawy I was up REAL early today so I ended up taking 5th walk around 1 or 1:30.  IT IS NOW 8:10 AND I WILL BE TAKING LAST WALK in about Oh I Don't Know 20 minutes.  SUCH LONG PERIOD OF DAY AT HOME.  Had MIXED RESULTS with Resting.  Rested a bit and fell asleep-- that part was great!  Rested a bit without falling asleep or relaxing, though, too!  NOT SO GREAT.  The good news is I don't KNOW what kinda snack I got coming my way soon but THE SMART MONEY IS ON don't gamble it's bad for you.  But THE DUMB MONEY is on Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich or Quality Fiber Bar.
   Penultimate paragraph.  What kinda crap am I listening to on Final Walk.  THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.  Oh I Know RANDOM SONG ON A SONG BY SONG BASIS AS CURATED BY ME: THE GUY WHO I AM.  Sounds fun.  Maybe some R.E.M.  THAT'S THE CLASSIC CURATION BAND as of a few months ago.  Not sure what that means exactly.  I GET that it MAKES SENSE TO ME but I'm not 100% sure why and I'm certainly not 100% happy with it.  Now Until May 1st is WINTER.  About a month left of fall, and then about a month overboard into spring.  SOUNDS A LOT LIKE WINTER.  music symbol IT'S BEGINNING TO SOUND A LOT LIKE WINTER music symbol. Anyway.  Assuming I Finish one more paragraph in 10 minutes most SHOULD BE PRETTY COMFORTABLY passing Starbucks on walk DURING BATHROOM HOURS no doubt about it.  Maybe some doubt.  LIMITED DOUBT.  Hmm.  Guess I got balanced breakfast tomorrow ideally.  Hmm.
   Last paragraph!  Let's say I finish OZ when I get back and then SOME CREPT SHOW possibly ALL of it.  Crept Show or Crepe Show. Either way I was hoping I could find The Music Symbol as a standard Text Character.  I COULDN'T THOUGH. Doesn't mean it doesn't exist.  Just means I didn't come across it in the 12 seconds I took to try to figure out how to find it.  Hmm.   OH RIGHT gonna have to do Spell Check and posting to internet.  THAT ADDS perhaps an entire Let's Say Three And A Half Minutes.  HMM Sounds like a Classic Standard Length For Songs Sometimes.  Sure.  Why not.  Anyway lookin' like I'll be finishing beer as I'm Out The Door (Of My Bedroom Not Quite Of The HouseHold Yet At That Point).  So that's good.  Trying to narrow down how many notebooks and crap I got going on for SUPERWINTER.  Right now I got about 5 or 6.  THREE OR SO of which are definitely Unique in terms of what service they offer me.  Probably can eliminate 1 or 2 from the equation though.  Then again the more Super the Winter is the more notebooks I'm gonna want!  Not gonna get any more super than this.  CAN'T.  I obviously can't go back in time and make Super Winter start a few weeks ago.  AND SuperWinter can't go past May 1st.  NOWHERE NEAR Regular Winter at that point.  Anyway.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:28 P.M.

Friday, November 18, 2022

Gonna Get Started Now

    Hey friends!  About 9:30 AM.  Real early for me!  Took a walk before!  Gonna be getting Super Market delivery at some point over the next 3 hours presumably.  Fit in Acts I and II somehow and six walks somehow.  Probably 3 before shower AS PLANNED but maybe only 2 if I'm waiting for Delivery for a while!  Anyway.  Had a lot of NightMight Snack.  Not an entire Bange but halfway there!  Had last Chocoate Crescent for breakfast.  Mostly just a plain crescent.  Took me about 50% into it before I got some chocolate reserves inside.  Either way not happy about NightMight SURE but we must move on.  Twitter still online.  That's good.  Now I am PRIVY to the latest news!  Anyway gonna aim for 10 paragraphs for Act I.  Dunno how it'll work if I get delivery before finishing.  IN THEORY I could just pick back up at Act I to finish it As I Like.  OR I would use that opportunity to start Next Act when I re-start writing.  MAKES SENSE.
   Hey!  Started listening to three Bob Dylan Song Enterprises today.  You Don't Know Me by Eddy Arnold, Ball of Confusion by The Temptations, and A Third Thing by I Forgot.  Lemme LTURQ.  Poison Love by Johnny And Jack.  So far I LIKE THEM SONG.  Listened to first two TWICE and third one ONCE.  Gonna listen to them both SOME MORE for walk 2 and 3.  Maybe not JUST them songs. But PARTIAL them songs.  Anyway looks like Pete Alonso of The Mets got A SECOND PLACE MPV VOTE.  30 Ballot were submitted.  ONE PERSON voted for him.  FOR RUNNER UP.  Not bad!  He DID hit lots of homer runs.  41 off the top of my head.  YEP 40 JUST AS I SUSPECTED.  Hmm.  What lunch is today.  Depends on how I feel.  Amazing.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day.  WOW.  A DAY AFTER MY OWN HEART.  Except caffeine part.  In PAST life that'd be great.  Since I started needing to use bathroom on every walks SIGNIFICANTLY CUT DOWN THEM CAFFEINES.  Either way YEAH.
    That's the only thing for tomorrow.  Lemme click the link to see WHY or HOW we're celebrating it.  Eh that's boring.  Let's move on with my life.  Internet CLAIMS that they're sending everything I ordered with Super Market order.  WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.  Hmm.  KATHLEEN CLARK HAS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED HER BID TO BECOME MINORITY WHIP?  WOW. Sounds like we got a RACE on our hands.  ELECTION one might say ultimately.  Maybe they settle it without an election.  Hmm.  KATHLEEN CLARK?  NOW YOU"VE GOT MY ATTENTION.  Her name is Katherine Clark.  EVEN BETTER.  What else is up.  Hey today is Friday!  Maybe a new music album or two, "Dropped," that I'd be real into listening.  At the very least UPDATED PLAYLISTS ABOUND.  So that's good.  Whose the guy leadership was endorsing for Minority Whip.  Oh.  SHE IS the one they're endorsing.  Well that's anti-climactic.  GOOD.  CLIMAX COULD BE BAD.  Just like In Sex.
    Amazing.  Fourth paragraph!  Gonna get coffee after this one.  Amazing!  Donald Trump should be running for Democratic House Whip.  NO ONE WOULD SEE IT COMING.  DONALD TRUMP LOVES CONFUSING PEOPLE.  That's his main, "Deal."  Anyway what kinda crap am I watching today.  Watched some more Stephen King A GOOD MARRIAGE last night!  Still got a lot left though.  That'll be fun.  Some more OZ.  Gotta imagine there's a pun now to b made about Prison Show OZ and Doctor OZ.  IDEALLY INCORPORATING NEW JERSEY INTO THE JOKE.  Oh well I guess we'll never know.  Does Oz feel Bad or Embarrassed or Unhappy about losing Race.  Gotta feel SOMETHING about it.  I don't know WHAT though.  I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THIS GUY.  Except that he's a PHONY.  JUST LOOK AT HIM WHAT A JERK.  Amazing.  What kinda fun amazing snacks I got coming my way hat I can have pre-lunch.  Something like TWO Milano cookies is one idea.  One black and white maybe.  Hmm.  COFFEE TIME.
  HEY!  Just made a Production Phone Call.  Gotta get blood work done next week.  I was calling to see their Days and Hours open because I BELIEVE it's different on account of The Thanksgivings.  So that's good.  DID A PRODUCTION.  Nobody can take that away from me!  Anyway is it possible I start act II without taking a walk and just because I Been Waiting Around For A While after Act I.  YEAH SURE.  Not IDEAL situation but POSSIBLE.  So that's good.  Possible I write 11 or 12 paragraphs for Act I too.  I DUNNO.  The good news is What Else.  WOW.  Pete Alonso finished in EIGHT PLACE for NL MVP vote overall.  I saw only the top 3 choices for the 30 voters.  Apparently there must be MORE rankings they do.  Cause FRANSISCO LINDOR came in NINTH.  And he received NO 1st through 3rd place votes.  AMAZING.  Francisco Lindors are good for Infrastructure!  Never gonna forget about that riff.  Makes me happy because I like both Francisco Lindor AND Infrastructure so when you combine the two NOTHIN BUT GOOD FEELINGS ALL AROUND.
   Sixth paragraph.  Hmm.  What's current House Projection. Off the top of my head I'm gonna guess 223-212.  LEMME LTURQ.  HMM.  Google has it a 218-212 with 5 seats left open.  WOW.  That's WAY better than 223-212.  DEMS GOT 5 SEATSWORTH OF PLAY MONEY to exceed 212 seats.  STILL GOT A CHANCE AT 215!  That's the number where I'm Happy!  Let's see how it goes.  Also my first instinct was what does google know.  But NOW my instinct is wait a second I'm sure google is basing this on The Most Legitimate Up To Date Calculations Out There.  So that's good.  From, "ASSOCIATED PRESS."  Like regular press but they've associated themselves.  With each other I guess!  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  A couple of minutes from Exact Super Market Window Delivery time.  10-12!  IT'S BEEN EARLIER, IT'S BEEN LATER.  We'll just have to see what happens I guess.  MAN if Dems can get 216 seats that's EXPONENTIALLY BETTER than 215.  That's REAL RAZOR THIN.  Don't even get me started on 217 seats!
   What else is up.  Seventh paragraph!  Amazing.  Maybe I want a delicious dorito for snack.  Hard to say as of now!  Maybe I have delicious dorito with sandwich for lunch.  Not sure.  As of now I CAN GET OFF on Al Fredo dish.  But it's THE HEARTIEST OF THEM ALL.  So if I'm not confident I'd wanna spend my Hearty Dish Capital today then I should go with something else.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Maybe start having earlier lunches As Routine.  Skip First Snack of day.  IT COULD WORK.  Hmm.  Thinking about, if I enjoy marijuana and would like to smoke it every day, stop drinking!  I think it'd be FUN to smoke in afternoon and then have 2 beers in the evening.  BUT quitting drinking would make smoking marijuana an easier sell to Therapists and whatknot.  ALSO get to lose some weight.  However I DUNNO we'll see how it shakes out.  I don't think I'd wanna smoke both in afternoon and night.  I mean I WOULD, assuming I like it AT ALL, but I think I'd be responsible and do it once a day.  HMM.  WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON AND CRAP.
   Eighth paragraph!  What about no beer and weed at knight.  I wanna DO WEED while playing guitar and crap.  THAT'S AFTERNOON ACTIVITY c'mon.  What's my favorite of Three Daily Songs so far.  I enjoyed You Don't Know Me.  Ball Of Confusion was okay!  The third one I didn't register so much! The point is I'll be quite familiar with them by the time I get to Bob Dylan.  So that's good.  I'll probably know them better than even Bob Dylan!  I'M VERY QUICK AT FIGURING SONGS OUT.  Hmm.  Two and a half paragraphs to go for this act I guess.  That's good.  I enjoy that Special Election Stars won their general election.  Alaska Democrat won her seat in Congress again.  Upstate New York Jerk won his seat again!  THIS IS GREAT NEWS these people are unstoppable winning machines.  Anyway.  How valuable is being an Incumbent in congress race.  I know the general sentiment is IT'S GOOD.  I dunno!  Maybe these days people WANNA vote for the challenger!  DESPITE IT BLOWING UP BACK IN THE 1980'S.  Then again thre's also the New Pornographers album Challengers.  So we gotta keep that in mind too.
   Ninth paragraph!  Amazing.  I ENJOY A TONE OF THOSE SONGS.  Possibly my favorite NP song is on there.  NO SPOILERS but it's One Of The Good Ones.  Another one that's in my top 5 as well.  WOW THIS IS GREAT NEWS.  What news.  I DUNNO BUT IT'S GREAT.  So that's good.  Figure I'll put on an OZ if I'm waiting around for Delivery after this Act.  I can get, "Down," with that.  Hmm.  Associated Press hasn't called Alaska Race yet!  IF THEY'RE RIGHT about other things but WRONG ABOUT THIS then Dems are up to 213 seats!  WOW.  I can live with 213.  I can live with ANYHTING.  Not sure there's ANY amount of seats that would lead to my IMMEDIATE death.  Maybe a death in the mid-term future. But nothing within the next WEEK or so.  So that's good.  How long has it taken me to write these 9 paragraphs.  We're talkin' 45 minutes.  Amazing.  That's roughly 5 minutes a paragraph.  CRUNCH THE NUMBERS ALONG WITH ME and you'll SEE HOW RIGHT I WAS.
   Last paragraph for Act I!  Hmm.  No twitter update on Salman Rushdie.  We're getting into territory where twitter might shut down before we ever see an update tweet from Salman Rushdie.  Hmm.   That's not good!  What else is up.  Got Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwiches in upcoming super market order.  Heartier Fiber Bars.  I got lotta good stuff don't you worry about me.  I should have a banana at some point.  We got bonus bananas last week.  They just sent another HALF BUNCH.  Not sure what a bunch is.  My guess is the 4-6 bonus bananas we got equates to Half Bunch.  Lemme LTURQ.  A Bunch can be made of up to 200 bananas.  THIS IS NO WHERE NEAR A BUNCH.  Oh well live and learn.  I might have Been Wrong About Something but IT LED TO INCREASED KNOWLEDGE ULTIMATELY.  So that's pretty good!  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit one way or another!

feel like going on

    Hey friends.  Took about 20 minute break.  Now I'm here to see how much I can write before Super Market comes.  Solid chance I can write entire 5 paragraphs!  Solid chance I can't!  Either way, what else is up.  Watched some OZ, read some TWITTER.  WHICH ONE IS THE REAL JAIL CELL.  Neither.  Oz is a TV show!  Twitter is a computer application.  Oh okay that's good.  Still finishing first coffee instead of starting a brand new coffee.  Got some SPRITES going.  I'd say finalists for lunch are Wide Al Fredo and Roasted Beef Sandwich.  Sounds good to me!  Amazing.  Almost done with DayTime Day entry completely.  Well not THAT MUCH almost done.  Over 2/3rds into it though.  Which is pretty good!  Anyway 3 Bob Dylan songs.  One ~15 page chapter of Tough BUT REWARDING Academic book.  That'll be routine for next 2 weeks.  Probably figure out A THIRD Productive thing as well.  Either another book to read a little bit or something else.  HMM COULD EASILY READ 2 or 3 chapters of JEFFREY TWEEDY book as well.  That'll last me about a half dozen days.  YOU KNOW, almost a week?
   Four paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  I WANT to play Rocksmith but I DON'T LIKE that it probably will continue Not Working.  THEN I GOTTA CONFRONT deciding my next move.  Gotta imagine over 50% chance it's THE GUITAR CABLE at fault.  My guitar works OTHERWISE.  Maybe it's the software somehow I guess.  But the SMART MONEY is on Guitar Cable.  In which case I Dunno whatta do.  Can I just order a spare guitar cable that connects guitar to XBOX?  GOTTA IMAGINE I CAN ACCOMPLISH THAT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.  Either way Wow What Else Is Up.  ONLY THREE POINT FIVE PARAGRAPHS TO GO.  This is the best news since THERE WAS ONLY FOUR POINT FIVE PARAGRAPHS TO GO.  What about when there was Just Four Paragraphs To Go.  EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULES.  Hmm.  Looked at Apple Music.  No album released today SPOKE to me in terms of Gotta listen to it.  Neil Young and Crazy Horse album is the most likely one TWERE I to listen to a new album.
   Three paragraph to go!  Best news since there was eleven paragraphs to go.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Not re-upping with Amazon Fresh at least for a few days.  Their specialty is THE CEREAL BAR.  I still got some Lucky Sherm bars though.  SO that's pretty good.  They're no GOLDON GRAHAM bar but they get the job done!  MAN OH MAN I'd have a goldon grarham bar as upcoming snack IF I HAD IT.  Either the bar or the snack.  I'd need BOTH to HAVE BOTH but if I did I'D HAVE BOTH FOR SURE.  Good deal!  Last episode of Season I of OZ.  How many episodes are there overall.  I'm gonna guess FIFTY EIGHT.  56 just as I suspected.  LOOK I was reasonably extremely close.  58 to 56.  58 is even closer than 57 in a way because THEY'RE SEQUENTIAL EVEN NUMBERS.  Then again I've watched this show a dozen times so it makes sense I'd remember vaguely how many episodes there are.  Either way I think I deserve praise for this one way or another.
   Two paragraphs to go!  Gonna go check outside just to see if Super market truck is here and unpacking.  NOPE nothin yet.  Hmm.  Am I taking shower after walk II or walk III.  Guess I'll find out as it comes.  Anyway.  I feel like Toe is at risk of ingrown toe nail or something again.  Right NOW I'm not in pain and everything is okay.  But JUST A HUNCH I GOT.  Toe nail might be growing Real Ingrown Like.  Gotta keep an eye on that.  Not sure what I could do to safeguard it.  Definitely don't pick at it or bite it.  Just leave it alone!  That's the best I can do and whatknot.  Leave socks on too.  Another Layer of Safeguarding!  So that's good and crap.  Gotta imagine I've gained an uncomfortable amount of pounds since Last Official Weigh In over 2 months ago  DESPITE not having Banges.  Maybe one or two banges at most over that time period!  BUT I've been eating LOTTA NIGHTMIGHT.  SO THAT'S SOMETHING TO LOOK AT.  Wear socks more often as an extra layer of protection.
   Last paragraph!  OF DAYTIME!  Amazing.  FROM MY CALCULATIONS looks like Dems will end up at 213 seats.  WOW?  MY calculations?  I'm one of the greatest Calculators around so it means a lot.  What else is up and crap.  5 paragraphs tonight I guess is the goal!  All of em after dinner before Final Walk.  It's been fun having Recess Walks but I guess now they're a thing of the past.  Now last walk will be known as Final Walk most likely.  CAPITAL, "F," Final.  It is a LOWERCASE final walk in terms of accuracy descriptors.  But IT'S A WHOLE THING too which deserves Special Designation.  Final Walk.  That's how it's DESIGNED.  Huh.  Not sure what I'm doing with second cup of coffee.  2/3rds chance I skip it!  1/3rd chance I have it somehow at some point that I don't fully understand.  Good!  Anyway that's it for now!  I'll see ya tonight!

Well That's The End Of That

    Hey friends!  Got delicious Choco Pop going.  Had delicious Chickened Pot Pie-- A SOLID 7 out of 10!  7 out of 10 for Any Hypothetical Dinner.  8.5 out of 10 in terms of What A Chicken Pot Pie Can Practically Be In Reality.  Had delicious roasted beef sandwich with Not Your Cheese durritos for lunch.  ALL THAT CRAP, I ate ALL OF IT, and THEN SOME.  Three tiny Kit Kat Kubes over the course of the day.  Other snack that I'd have to Think About For At Least Three Seconds And I Don't Feel Like DO... oh wait 2 Milano Cookies in middle of the day.  GREAT!  Not sure what upcoming snack will be.  ODDS ON FAVORITES are comprehensive iced cream sandwich or comprehensive fiber bar.  We'll see and crap!  Added New Guitar Cable to hook up guitar to xbox to Amazon Cart.  About 87.5% confident a new cable will fix what ails me!  SO THAT'S GONNA BE GREAT AND A HALF.  Did the 3 song Bob Dylan Enterprise.  Did the One Chapter of Academic Book.  WHY am I being cagey about the content of Academic Book.  ONLY I CAN LEARN.  If I tell you about the book YOU'D START READING IT TOO.  Then there's no Net Positive for me.  If we BOTH gain the same knowledge I MIGHT AS WELL NOT READ ANYTHING. 
   Four paragraphs to go.  Watched a bunch more OZ.  Maybe I can watch some more A Good Marriage tonight though After Final Walk.  Stands to reason I can do something.  In fact stands to reason  I WILL do something.  Even if I'm DEAD that's still doing SOMETHING.  I can't think of a scenario off the top of my head Where I'm Doing Absolutely Nothing.  Hmm.  DOJ implemented SPECIAL COUNSEL to investigate Eleviction Loser Donald Trump.  Probably not a great sign but what do I know.  All I know is that YESTERDAY he was presumably under investigation and if you wanna be pessimistic or optimistic about it going somewhere THAT'S ON YOU. And TODAY he's presumably under investigation and if you wanna be pessimistic or optimistic about it going somewhere THAT'S ON YOU.  That's MY HOT TAKE OF THE MILLENNIUM.  Probably should give it AT LEAST a few centuries before I start declaring Hot Takes Of The Millennium.  NO WAY.  NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.  I'M GONNA HOT TAKE IT UP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE NO MATTER HOW  EARLY INTO THE MILLENNIUM WE ARE.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Still sucking on choco pop.  So that's pretty good!  What's this guy's name. Jack Smith?  That can't be right.  BUT APPARENTLY IT IS.  Sorry.  To WHOM.  And FOR WHAT.  Who cares, that's whom!  And what!  Anyway took the 5 walks so far today with the sixth walk looming. RIGHT AMOUNT OF WALKS.  I think they're gonna start releasing Whom Got Marijuana Licenses NEXT WEEK.  So I MAY be able to see WHERE upcoming recreational dispensaries are soon!  Gotta imagine I'll be able to find that out a week or four before actually being able to GO TO THEM and buy marijuana.  THAT'S EXCITING IN AND OF ITSELF.  It makes it REAL.  HOLY SHIT I can take a short bus ride here and then come home and then I HAVE THE MARIJUANA NOW.  That sort of thing.  It could happen!  Gotta imagine there'd be at least half a dozen in Queens NEW YORK.  Queens is a big place!  Gotta be ONE that's relatively easy for me to get to.  It'll be easy to get to, JUST WON'T BE EASY TO LEAVE.  Wait that's wrong.  Easy to get to and leave.  ANyway.  Oh right.  FOREVER Ambergris.  THAT was the Tales In The Crypt where I got the It'll be easy to get to, it just won't be easy to leave.  NO SPOILERS on how it fits in that episode!
   Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  No more choco pop! OH WELL.  I drank a BONUS BEER tonight.  Had it slightly before and INTO dinner.  Got 2nd beer going on now.  Probably have 3rd beer after Final Walk but I guess that's not guaranteed.  Hmm.  All the reason in the world to AIM FOR Balanced Breakfast and then MANIFEST it.  Manifest Breakfast.  That's MY philosophy of the 1800's.  Hmm.  What songs do I got coming up tomorrow.  Lemme LTURQ.  BEYOND THE SEA by The Bobby Darin.  ON THE ROAD AGAIN by Them Willie Nelsons.  IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME BY NOW by Harold Melvin and The Blue Notes.  I know two out of three.  I know on the road again, sure.  I know the 3rd one based on David Brent's cover of it in THAT OFFICE.  I assume these songs are the same.  Solid 92.5% chance THAT If You Don't Know Me By Now is THIS If You Don't Know Me By Now.  Either way oh well what can ya do.  Hmm.  Comprehensive iced cream sandwich sounds good because I ENJOY THE ICED CREAM.
   Last paragraph of the day!  Hmm.  It's hard for me to even imagine how productive Playing Rocksmith While High could be.  The term EXPONENTIALLY PRODUCTIVE gets thrown around a lot these days, but... anyway you get the idea.  Toe seems to be doing well.  Problem Toe.  Other 9 toes also seem to be doing well, sure!  But you woulda assumed that I guess.  Either way hmm.  Probably go with Vanilla Iced Cream Sandwich twere I go to that route.  It'd be cool to have Oh I Don't Know TEN Kit Kat Kubes.  WEIRD.  But good.  I SHOULD consider it More Than I Probably Will.  Then again IN TIS VERY MOMENT kinda considering it vaguely.  HOWEVER I'mdevoting time to Writing These Sentences WHILE Considering it which DILUTES THE STRENGTH of me considering it Right Now In This Moment.  Huh.  What else is up.  I guess that's about it then!  I'll see ya'll tomowwo!

-8:16 P.M.

Thursday, November 17, 2022

Not Sure What You're Doing Here

    Hey friends!  Just about 10:30 AM.  At this rate, Act I gonna be anywhere between 6 and 10 paragraphs.  Looking forward to makin' some good progress and whatknot.  Get through over a third of the entry!  hmm.  Had balanced breakfast this morning!  Think I'm out of eggos.  I CAN RE UP WITH EGGO tomorrow.  Means No Balanced Breakfast for tomorrow.  Maybe frozen egg sandwich, BEEN A WHILE.  Or the Toaster Breakfast Sandwich Pockets.  OR FINAL CHOCOLATE CRESCENT.  Those are the main choices.  ANyway.  Did more NightMight snacking than I like for practically the 6th or 7th day in a row.  But not TERRIBLE amount.  So that's good.  How is shoulder doing?  Pretty good!  Not perfect but not so bad it distracts me.  Got some coffee going right now.  Orange soda as well!  Listened to my recent music, "album," again on last walk.  As well as putting on a few songs that I read about yesterday from Bob Dylan book.  ELVIS PRESLEY SONG.  LITTLE RICHARD SONG.  WILLIAM NELSON.  You get the idea.  THEM WHO.  Guess I COULD read ahead next half dozen songs and start listening to them on walks Beforehand.  It was a good idea when I first said it and it's an even better idea now!
   Hmm.  Lunch is herbed chicken.  Dinner probably finishing Steak * Stuffed Mushroom.  SNACKS ALL AROUND.  Getting 2 six packs of beer tomorrow instead of 1 eighteen pack.  Slightly fancier bear.  We're talking CRAFT.  Re-upping with some black and whites.  Been a few weeks since I wa having 2.5 black and white breakfasts.  Or single black and white snacks.  Either way I'm looking forward to it!  Hmm.  Re-upping with EGGO.  I finished THE LAST of the cinnamon flavor eggo.  Goin' back to blueberry.  AMAZING.  Got an entire hour and FIVE MINUTES to write rest of Act I SHOULD I FEEL LIKE IT.  Hell even more if I feel like it.  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Apple Cider Day and National Vichyssoise Day.  What the HELL is apple cider.  Like apple juice.  Tangier.  BUT WHY.  JUICE IS FILTERED AND PASTEURIZED.  Unlike cider.  WHAT THE HELL IS PASTEURIZED.  And IT BETTER BE named after David Pastuer.  Heatened to eliminate PATHOGENS and extend SHELF LIFE.  Hmm.  Louis Pasteur was one of the people working on it.  Perfected it or somethin.  I DUNNO.
   Third paragraph!  Hmm.  Let's LURQ next half dozen Dylan Essays and get up loaded up on phone music player.  OK just took care of that.  Took me an entire 5 minutes or so.  BUT WHAT A PAY OFF.  Got six songs lined up.  Probably can't listen to all six TWICE in upcoming walk.  But more than one will be more than once.  PLUS I'm not reading about it after this walk.  I can continue getting familiar with these songs WALK AFTER NEXT.  Now we're talking.  Looks like as of last night the most likely result in house is Dems with 213 seats.  I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.  I still stand my official position from a few days ago where 215 is the amount where I'd be like well they didn't win but PRETTY CLOSE.  213 is pretty close to pretty close!  Even 212 wouldn't be terrible!  At this point under 212 would be kind of a bust.  You heard it here first!  Anyway.  What songs am I looking forward to in upcoming six songs.  None of them REALLY struck me as exciting.  BUT I'm familiar with most of these artists VAGUELY.  And I know It'd be good for Music Education to get on board with these songs!
   Hmm Fourth paragraph.  Ideally write 8 or 9 this act I feel.  Overall.  That'd be good.  I think IDEALLY the way it'll shake out, if I'm writing 20 paragraphs a day, is to have only 4 left over for nighttime.  Assuming I wake up early enough to do 16 paragraphs in MorningDay without much crunch time.  So that's good!  Fifth paragraph.  NO IT'S NOT IT'S THE FOURTH, WE COVERED THIS.  Oh right I see.  What am I watching today.  Got 2 V/H/S sequels I can watch.  I'd be skipping some sequels before hand but I DON'T THINK there's any carry-over plot to 'em.  Could be wrong.  Either way SOME MORE OZ.  I can't get ENOUGH of these jerks.  Something along those lines.  OH.  I started a Stephen King movie last night that I never seen.  From 2014!  I BET THAT NARROWS IT DOWN.  Lemme LTURQ.  A GOOD MARRIAGE.  About 15 or 20 minutes into it.  So far, NOT BAD.  IT'S SOLIDLY not a terrible movie all around yet.  How much do I got leftover of it.  AN HOUR AND 42 MINUTES OVERALL?  sounds like I got about an hour and 15-25 minutes left!  INCLUDING CREDITS OR NOT I DUNNO.
   Anyway.  Fifth paragraph for real this time!  Hmm.  I'd say aim for 5 more epigraphs.  End up with NINE for the Act.  Maybe 10.  But I THINK I'm gonna aim for More Than Eight is the point.  SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.  HMM added Kit Kat Minis to Super Market order.  SIX OF THEM is 140 calories.  Let's see.  Six into 14 is 2 an 2/3rds.  Does that mean each one is 27 calories?  OH WAIT.  2 and ONE third.  LOOKS LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF MATH IDIOT.  Either way.  Yeah.  23 calories each!  I feel like I can eat that responsibly.  I've done so in the past!  What else is in the news.  Just occurred to me Republican House doing all sorts of bogus investigations could backfire.  Because right now their Main Real Thing is investigations INTO THEM and their main response is to ignore them and not show up for hearings or anything.  So if they continue doing that, but at the same time are trying to get OTHER people to testify, sounds hypocritical!  YEAH WE'RE NOT GONNA TESTIFY BUT YOU REALLY HAVE TO.  Not that being hypocritical ever hurt them before!  JUST A DYNAMIC THAT OCCURRED TO ME.  Get off my back about it!
   Sixth paragraph!  Let's say four more paragraphs I guess before upcoming PRODUCTION Walk.  I was gonna say Productive.  But I think Priduction is fun.  BUT it's weird enough that I had to Explain My Reasoning right here right now.  Also Productive because it pairs with me reading more.  Hmm.  2 or 3 sets into the 10 push-up/sit-ups I'm doing today.  Good stuff.  Overall gonna be six or seven walks today.  I WANT to get into routine of Just Six.  But oftentimes I feel like hey MIGHT AS WELL TAKE AN EXTRA WALK NOW in the mid or late afternoon.  Also I keep exceeding amount I wanna eat at NightMight.  But ONE DAY I will get onto the schedule I like.  Hmm.  Good chance we'd be getting Deli Delivery tonight.  In which case I probably just get a Chicken Pot Pie for tomorrow.  LOOK I'd like something new and exciting for tonight as well.  BUT I STILL GOT THAT STEAK * STUFFED MUSHROOM.  And I'm not 100% AGAINST steak & Stuffed mushroom.  That'll be fine.  BUT IT'S NO TWO HOT DOGS WITH I DUNNO DORITOS.
   Seventh paragraph!  Could get 2 hot dogs for tomorrow and no chicken pot pie.  What are you AN IDIOT.  I get Chicken Pot Pies once a week AS A GIVEN.  AND I ENJOY IT 75% OF THE TIME.  So that's good.  Still haven't gotten back into Rocksmith but if it starts working for me STRONGLY feel like I wanna.  Last time I tried about a week ago it wasn't registering being hooked up to my guitar.  Gotta imagine AT SOME POINT I can figure out how to fix that situation.  AND THEN I'M LEARNING GUITAR LIKE GANGBUSTERS.  Reading books about songs and writing songs is GREAT for inspiration.  Imagine how great it'd be to pair that with LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GUITAR FOR REAL.  Probably Real Great.  Hmm.  Gotta imagine I can figure out a way to stop getting ANY AND ALL Political Campaign Donation Solicitations.  It works AGAINST Democrats.  If I'm reading their bullshit framing of things because they determined algorithmically that'll get the most money, BUT the framing just makes them sound like idiots or jerks, BETTER OFF NOT BOMBARDINING ME with that crap.
   Also I'LL DONATE ONCE if you'll stop sending me e-mails.  Gotta imagine that's something certain Donation Soliciators figured out.  DONATE ONCE AND WE'LL STOP.  Because if they haven't, THAT'S A GENIUS WAY TO GET DONATIONS.  Sounds like it might be illegal for one reason or another.  Hmm.  Eighth paragraph!  Maybe aim for 10 overall for this act.  Then 6 for next act.  Sounds like one way to go and crap!  I THIKN A Good Marriage is on Amazon Prime but Free With Ads.  Ok good.  This marriage BETTER BE GOOD or else.  Kinda worried it might not be great.  STARTS OFF GOOD.  But then while Husband is out of town Wife MIGHT start finding Suspicious things about Husband... AND THAT'S ALL I'LL SAY.  That's all I got up to!  I GOT A BIT MORE INFO on WHAT THE SUSPICIOUS THINGS are than I've let on hre.  NO SPOILERS THOUGH, that's my philosophy!  Gotta imagine that's a guiding philosophy for a lot of people's lives.  FIRST AND FOREMOST No Spoilers.  Sounds good.
   Ninth paragraph!  3rd set of sit-up/push-ups.  Better than the jerk who's First And Foremost SPOILERS.  Just goes around spoiling things.  Also I think theoretically there must be situations where you, "Spoil," the ending of a story BUT IN PRACTICE it does the opposite.  Doesn't SPOIL It for you but makes it potentially BETTER Or MORE ENJOYABLE.  HMM INTERESTING, VERY ALMOST INTERESTING.  Good.  Next Week Super Market lunches gonna be roast beef, ham, and turkey sandwiches... and AS OF NOW looks like I'm getting Kids Chicken Parn and a Wide Al Fredo.  So that's five lunches (OR MAYBE ON OF EM AS A DINNER?) set in stone for upcoming week.  Hmm.  Thursday is Thanksgiving.  I DUNNO what I'm doing there.  Probably have early dinner.  For some reason that's the thing people do!  I'LL DO WHAT PEOPLE DO, SURE, WHY NOT, I'M A PEOPLE.  Good.  Eight mini kit cats could be a good NighTTime Indulgence snack.  Like getting a Hershem Bar but less committed to eating the entire thing as snacks.  ALSO NINE of these would be same amount of calorie as Hershem Bar with Almond.  EIGHT OF THEM IS SUDDENLY HEALTHY AS CRAP.
   Okay.  What else is up.  Maybe TODAY I stop reading twitter all day.  IT COULD HAPPEN.  What else is up.  How come Trump can make Truth Social which is the exact same thing as Twitter but someone else can't ALSO do the exact same thing But For Normal People?  Gotta be a reason, right?  Otherwise that'd have happened already.  There was a period of a couple of weeks I was having 3 beers a day AS REGULAR and sometimes 4!  ONCE OR TWICE 5.  Last week or so I've settled back into 2 or 2.5 though.  So that's good I guess.  Gave myself extra permission to EXCEL in drinking beer while working intently on music.  MAKES SENSE.  What else Makes Sense.  How long am I gonna have to write Act II.  ABOUT AN HOUR, AN HOUR TEN MINUTES IF I FEEL LIKE IT which I won't feel like it.  Maybe watch AN OZ before going back to Stephen King Film.  MAYBE ANYTHING I DUNNO IT'S STILL TOO EARLY TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING.  I'll be back in a little bit.

i'm working up to it

    Hey!  Time to write 5 or 6 paragraphs.  Got up to 55 minutes to do it!  So that'll be good.  Queued Up Songs got deleted.  Only song I got coming up to read that I DID just listen to was THE PRETENDER by THE JACKSON BROWNES.  Didn't absorb it that much.  HMM.  Think a good routine would be picking JUST THREE SONGS to listen to on Pre-shower walk, then read them post-shower, AND THAT'S IT FOR THE DAY for this book excursion.  Make slow and steady progress.  Really able to focus on each song if I'm only doing three a day.  PLUS that's a segment of the day I normally wouldn't be doing anything productive!  So this'll be good, sure.  Hmm.  Will 20 paragraph day often just take the form of 10/5/5?  VERY POSSIBLY.  That's what I'm considering for today.  Looking like Nancewelll Prelosi is SAYING SOMETHING in a few minutes.  I GOTTA SEE THIS LIVE.  It could be RELATIVELY NEWSSOWRTH.  My guess is it's 8 out of 10 nwesworth!  WOW.  Hmm.  Week after this one I MAY be getting Super Market on SATURDAY instead of Friday.  Friday DEFINITELY NOT.  They're taking a break Friday.  Thanksgiving break.  Doesn't make sense to do it Tuesday or Wednesday.  Too close to this delivery!  NO SATURDAY MAKES THE MOST SENSE.  Meaning I should get TWO OR THREE more bottles of soda.
   HMM.  I assume beer will last me as long as I don't go back to Regularly 3+ a day!  WOW WHAT ELSE IS UP.  Whose gonna replace Nancy Pelosi assuming she will no longer be Minority Leader.  We know Green Day wants to be the minority leader.  Are they up for the job.  I think you need to be in congress to be minority leader.  You can be OUTSIDE Of congress to be speaker of house.  Not sure about Minority Leader Counterpart.  Either way didn't Green Day renounce his American Citizen Ship?  Gotta imagine that'd disqualify him.  Hmm.  What other 2 songs am I gonna remember to listen to on upcoming walk.  Gotta give The Pretender another listen or two.  PRETTY LONG SONG though so that could complicate things.  MACK THE KNIFE by Bobby Darin and WHIFFENPROOF SONG by The Bing Crosby.  So that's good.  Maybe these artists didn't originally write the songs.  They're the versions Bob Dylan is enthusiastic about though!  So that's good.  Only three more paragraphs for DAyTimeDAy.
   Okay.  Wearin' winter jacket and Spiffy Hat today.  Guess I should be getting used to that for the next three or four months mostly.  GREAT I LOVE IT.  I hope it's EXTRA wintery.  Cancel out some global warming if we're lucky!  That'd be a good thing to happen.  HEY I know a good book that's not music-related I wanna read.  Some sort of Academic Book from NYU.  Not necessarily FUN to read but I've tried reading it in the past because it seemed real interesting!  Gets pretty technical and not easy to follow unless you're paying close attention. I CAN DO THAT. I'll pay close attention ALL OVER THE PLACE.  I want to LEARN about Academic Pursuits!  MAYBE EVEN PURSUE THEM MYSELF IF I LIKE WHAT I LEARN ABOUT THEM.  Good deal.  Mack The Knife.  Whiffenproof Song.  I can remember All Five OF Those Words.  Gotta remember which artists version to listen to.  I'll remember that sure.  HEY PELOSI IS SPEAKING AND WHATKNOT.  She IS The Speaker.  THIS IS HER MAIN JOB.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act II!  Added exciting Milano Dark Chocolate Cookies to Super Market order!  I haven't had those in a while.  BE HAPPY to have em in the immediate future though.  Hmm.  I can't wait to hear Nancy Pelosi get to the point so I can turn the TV Off and finish this act real good.  Mack the knife.  ... Whiffenproof song.  SEE I STILL REMEMBER from 5 minutes ago.  That's a good sign.  Feels like I've heard the phrase Mack the knife before but NOT Whiffenproof.  I WONDER IF THE SONG WILL SOUND FAMILIAR when it plays explicitly.  HEY she's stepping down as Democratic Leader Person but staying in congress.  GREAT.  I hope we get a Slightly Better Speaker!  That'd be the compromise!  THEN IT'S SETTLED.  Also Pelosi was okay!  I give her a solid 5-6 out of 10 OVERALL measuring ALL THE WAYS to consider these sorts of things.  MAYBE A THREE OR FOUR OUT OF TEN but why kick someone while they're down.  She's not down.  WHY KICK SOMEONE while they're walking out the door.  I DUNNO I'm not too knowledgeable or involved in politics, dunno WHY or WHEN you'd kick someone REGARDLESS of doors.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  She was GOOD at raising money, she was GOOD I'd say in most recent congress at least.  Just based on those two things DEFINITELY OVER 5 out of 10!  What else is going on.  Way better speaker than I'D be.  It'd be TERRIBLE at it.  I don't even like having to use the phone to talk to someone as part of a job.  What else is going on.  MACK THE KNIFE.  WHIFFENPROOF.  As well as THE PRENDER once or twice more.  Good deal.  If I listen to 3 songs a day I think this'll last me between 2 and 3 weeks.  VERY REASONABLE.  Jackson Browne, Bobby Darin, and... uh... Hmm.  THE BING CROSBY.  I could remember that.  I've heard plenty of these words before.  Looks like the Herbed Chickene meal is heavy on broccoli.  Ya look through the plastic film covering it and it's all broccoli!  I'm sure there's chicken and sweet potatoe under it.  But definitely lotta broccoli.  GOOD I LIKE SOME BROCCOLI.  Perhaps the healthiest thing I went from being disgusted by as a child to enjoying as an adult.  GREAT I'll be back tonight.!

Maybe This Is A Good Thing

    Hey friends.  Five Paragraph Time time.  Wait.  What does the second, "Time," accomplish.  Hmm.  It's TIME for Five Paragraph Time.  I TINK IT MAKES A TON OF SENSE.  Anyway got Raspbo Pop going on.  Short for Raspberry.  Delicious!  Enjoyed dinner just now and lunch earlier.  IT ALL WORKED OUT TO MY ADVANTAGE.  Had food, ate it, was fun!  Hmm.  Looks like house leadership is putting their weight behind HAKEEM JEFFRIES to be Minority Leader.  Not sure how I feel about that!  On the PLUS SIDE it makes no difference how I feel about that.  So why bother forming thoughts and opinions when ultimately they will count for NOTHIN.  Wow that sounds like I'll be saving a lot of time Not Having To Consider Things At All.  Anyway took 5 walks so far.  Gonna be taking New Routine six walks overall!  Gonna watch second 2/3rds of Steffon King Movie when I'm back from Final Walk!
   Enjoyed some 3 songs Bob Dylan Wrote About and then enjoyed Reading What Bob Dylan Wrote About Them.  That's gonna bea good routine for 2.5 weeks.  THREE OF EM A DAY.  Read ONE chapter of Academic Book I was talking about.  Pretty difficult to slog through.  But ultimately very rewarding PER MY UNDERSTANDING.  Watched a few OZes.  Three or four.  Sounds like about A Quarter Pounder of Ozes.  Hmm.  That checks out I guess!  Not sure what to do about upcoming snack.  Could be Final Birthday Bar I have.  Could be some other dumb smaller thing.  I DUNNO I'm gonna be honest.  In the last hour or two things have gotten pretty apocalyptic on twitter.  Like it's literally gonna shut down From Internet over the weekend.  OH NO HOW WILL I FIND OUT WHAT REPLACED TWITTER IF THERE'S NO TWITTER TO TELL ME WHAT REPLACING IT.  Hmm.  GOOGLE DOCS or something?  I don't know what Google Docs is. Not 100% it's a thing!
   Third paragraph!  Hmm.  SHOULDER just started bothering me.  I think me leaning at computer and/or external keyboard for computer Activates Shoulder Pain.  Hmm.  Got one beer going on right now.  I had built up a nice streak or three to five days where it turned out I have half a beer leftover from Pervious Night that I finished Post Previous Night Afternoon.  NOT TODAY.  Just started drinking A DOZEN OR TWO MINUTES AGO.  Still got lollipop going.  WAIT I SPOKE TO SOON.  As soon as I finished the word, "Going," I chomped down real good.  What else.  I have no cereal or eggo for a balanced breakfast tomorrow.  Just egg white.  GOOD IT'S TIME TO MIX IT UP ANYWAY you fools.  Hmm.  Is "Elon SUCK," a clever play on words.  My guess is SURPRINSGLY YES.  What else is going on and crap.  Running very low on tootsie pops.  Lemme count em out exactly-- that's how low they are.  I tink it's six or seven overall.  LEMME SEE.  WAIT NO PLENTY MORE.  I have SIX choco pops left from the Exclusively Choco Pops Bag.  And THREE multi flavored one-- ONE OF WHICH IS ALSO CHOCOLATE-- the others of which are Blue and Orange.  SO BASICALLY SOUNDS LIKE I GOT... lemme think... NINE OVER ALL.
   Sure.  What's the most FUN thing I can eat after my walk.  Let's think of it that way.  Huh.  Maybe TOAST A POP TART.  That sounds fun.  It's an ACTIVITY as well as a Food.  Good news is hmm what else is going on and crap.  Got Chickened Pot Pie for tomorrow night dinner.  What will tomorrow day lunch be?  Let's say SANDWICH most likely OR MAYBE wide al fredo.  SANDWICH WOULD BE FUN THOUGH LET'S FACE IT.  Maybe a nice extravagant Roasted Beef Sandwich.  Eat that kind of crap with BREAD.  Hmm.  Wanna get up early tomorrow so I can take Walk before window of time I Gotta Be Here To Answer Super Market time Time.  Wha.  Huh.  Hmm.  What kinda idiot am I to not consider how much fun 2 or 3 tootsie pops would be.  AT THE VERY LEAST I should have them to EVEN UP TE SCORE between Chocolate and Other Flavors.  Right now the flavors are 7:1:1 with  the seven being chocolate.  I CAN NARROW THAT DOWN TO 4 or 5: 1 : 1.  WOW HOW PRODUCTIVE.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Amazing.  SHOULD I BE counting Multi-Flavor-Bag Chocolate Toosie Pop SEPARATE from Exclusivo Chocolate Flavor Bag.  90% of me thinking NO THAT'S DUMB but then 10% of me is like HMM MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING TO IT.  What else is going on and crap.  I like reading twitter people I follow be real magnanimous about I CHERISHED OUR TIME TOGETHER I MADE SO MANY REAL FRIENDS TANKS FOR BEING PART OF MY LIFE.  And then-- Me, who has interacted with these people Zero Point Zero Percent-- am like I FEEL THE SAME WAY BUDDY.  IT MEANS A LOT THAT YOU'RE TELLING ME HOW YOU FEEL.  I'LL CHERISH THESE MOMENTS WE HAD TOGETHER TOO.  Anyway.  Well that's about it for now.  SURE ideally I'd be 3-4 more sentences into the paragraph by the time I started the sentence going, "Well that's ab..." and you know how the rest of the sentence went You Just Read It.  Either way life ain't always prefect.  Sometimes ya end paragraphs too soon.  Sometimes you end them too late.  Most of the time though nobody cares that much.  So that's good!  See ya tomorrow!

-8:19 P.M.

Wednesday, November 16, 2022

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    Hey friends!  Just about 11 AM right now.  Should be able to fit in Current Routine reasonably.  Six or seven paragraphs for Act I right now.  Could it be 5 or 8?  Theoretically yes.  But I wouldn't count on it.  I'm doing NOTHING BUT COUNTING with it.  Oh.  Okay!  Hmm.  Had unfortunate amount of NightMight snacking but not a crazy amount.  Finally had Balanced Breakfast for breakfast.  Shoulder hurts a little bit now!  So that's good and crap.  Started coffee before I left for walk.  Somehow got involved in a group chat amongst relatives talking about Birthday Present for my little cousin.  Not sure what he is exactly.  I've got Regular First Cousin.  Standard cousin-fare.  This guy is That Guy's Kid.  Second cousin?  Oh well no way of konwing.  No Spoilers as to the gift.  I dunno, I don't think they got to that part yet!  Hmm.  Feels like I was watching something last night but didn't finish it.  NOPE.  I'm thinking of True Crime.  Which I DID finish.
   Also when Evaluating how old Clinteastwood was, I was operating under the belief this film was from 1989.  WRONG. 1999.  Which makes him SIXTY NINE.  But was friends with a little girl.  How long do men have viable sperm.  I guess it depends on a sperm-by-sperm basis.  WOW.  Male fertility lasts INDEFINITELY.  Gets less viable over time but basically you can be viable-enough to your dying day!  GOOD.  Gives me some extra time to spread my seed.  Which would be good for some reason!  Not 100% why.  My kid can Be Like Me But Better.  That's a load off my back.  I was worried I'D have to be like me but better.  Nah!  Just pass the baton.  At some point someone in my blood line is bound to Be Like Past Guy But Better.  Hmm.  Think they said missile killing in Poland was an, "Unfortunate Accident."  Very good thing they said Unfortunate.  I'd have thought the Polish government would find the accident Fortunate!  THAT'D LOOK BAD ON THEM.
   Third paragraph!  Huh.  Lunch today either turkey sandwich or herbed chicken meal.  HOW MANY TIMES must I tell you the specifics of Herbed Chicken Meal.  From now on PLEASE REMEMBER.  Herbed Chicken Meal means herbed grilled chicken, sweet potatoe, and broccoli.  THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M SAYING IT.  From now on I'll just say Herbed Chicken Meal.  Huh.  Wearing one of my Four Laundered Shirts From Yesterday today.  I was down to only 2 or so before Laundering.  Which means I gotta do more comprehensive laundry in a few days anyway.  Maybe split up parts of Laundry with my Mom.  We'll see I guess!  Huh.  Guess I got a good chance at a 7/7/7 day today.  That'd be fun.  It's good to have Routine.  Makes life a lot more reasonable.  That's my feeling these days.  Routine means I can devote Thinking towards other stuff.  Otherwise I'd be devoting thinking to what am I doing today One Part Of Day After Another exactly.  ROUTINE TAKES CARE OF THAT.
   So that's good.  Fourth paragraph.  Amazing!  What am I listening to on Walk.  Just put on a New In PUNK playlist.  EMPHASIS MINE.  I don't think I've put this playlist on before!  Not sure why.  I like punk music fine.  Not very KNOWLEDGABLE about it.  But generally I'm, "Into," it.  POP PUNK I got a fair working knowledge of.  Some of this is pop punk. Maybe all of it.  Hard to say exactly!  Anyway.  SO FAR 7/7/7 routine hasn't been good in terms of I Write Worthwhile Things.  Which SHOULD be one of IF NOT THEE main consideration when determining Website Routine.  But it giving MY DAY structure and routine, 7/7/7 gets the job done.  I get the Brain Juices flowing, I figure out some general structure to the day, it's all good!  BUT based on the last day or two HASN'T LENT ITSELF TO GOOD RIFFS OR ANYTHING.  HEY maybe it takes a few days to get used to it.  Not impossible I start writing Worthwhiles at some point soon!
   Hmm.  Is it possible NOW that I might do 8 paragraphs?  Certainly looking more possible than I had assumed before.  Oh well such is life.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Beaujolais Nouveau Day, National Baklava Day, National Homemade Bread Day, and Zinfandel Day.  WOW.  Three words there taht aren't English BUT Microsoft FrontPage ACCEPTS as words.  Must be SOME SERIOUS WORDAGE there.  Let's see what First Thing Is that's Combo Of Weird Words.  Some sort of Red Wine.  I know what Baklava is.  I LIKE IT.  I think.  It's sort of like flaky-ish cookie or something right?  YEP CHECKS OUT.  Homemade bread.  Gotta imagine that's like regular bread.  But generally made In Home.  LAST ONE.  Zinfandel.  Hmm.  ANOTHER Red Wine.  Go Figure!  What kinda crap am I watching today.  Hmm.  Maybe watch more episodes of Gullermo Del Toro curated Horror Anthology Series.  I WOULD HAVE LIKED THE FIRST ONE A LOT IF I WERE PAYING ATTENTION.  What else is up.  Two more paragraphs to go I guess!
   YEAH.  Maybe I should LURQ what episode II is about.  NO SPOILERS but it's kind of a spoiler but I'M INTO IT.  Anyway.  In True Crime there's James Woods and Dennis Leary and they look and sound alike and are similar characters.  And it took me a while to remember one of them is James Woods.  I KNEW the other one was Dennis Leary.  And I KNEW I knew the James Woods one but couldn't place where.  Either way KINDA REPATATIVE.  In THIS FILM AT LEAST they sound and look alike!  Oh.  Episode II of Del Toro.  Just skimmed the first half a sentence of summary.  Grave robber.  Rats.  YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION.  To be honest at first I thought it said Grave Digger.  Which was exciting.  Then I checked back again to make sure and it said Grave ROBBER.  WHICH IS EXPONENTIALLY MORE EXCITING.  Hmm.  How many episodes are there overall.  I'm gonna say EIGHT.  YEP NAILED IT.  Huh.  Maybe I DO write eight paragraphs here.  Only two more!  GOT THE TIME, got the motivation.
   Do I have the INSPIRATION?  Only time will tell!  Hmm.  METS MANAGER won Manager Of The Year.  That's pretty good!  This is the best news since Mets Player Jeff McNeil won SILVER STRUGGLER AWARD last week.  Hmm.  Gotta put together order for super market on Friday.  Hmm.  I'm DIGGING the non bold third title of the day so far.  Really looks kinda cool without the boldness.  I CAN GET USED TO THIS.  Huh.  Gonna be six or seven walks overall today.  That should be fun.  I got TWO DAYS to finish New In Punk before it updates itself on Friday.  If I listen to Just This Playlist over the next two days IT'LL BE CLOSE but I WOULD be able to finish it.  So that's good!  Real good!  Hopefully make some progress with Bob Dylan Book Enterprise today.  Missed making progress yesterday!  Hmm.  Probably read a couple of chapters of Jeff Tweedy Book as well.  Hmm.  Maybe I should donate like 20 dollars to Warnock's campaign.  I CAN AFFORD IT.  Not sure how or why.  But somehow I have money!  I DON'T GET IT 100% BUT THEMS THE TRUTHS.
   Last paragraph before walk.  How long did it take to write first seven paragraphs?  NOT EVEN HALF AN HOUR.  We're talkin TWENTY NINE MINUTES ABOUT.  Amazing.  Getting better over time at Writing Quicker.  I'd rather get Quicker at Writing Better than Better at Writing Quicker.  Oh well ya take what you can get.  Hmm.  Told my brother I had put up a new 5 songs on internet and he said he'd listen to them.  Then yesterday or the day before we were talking and he said he listened to them and said something nice about them.  Look I'm pretty sure he's lying.  The only question is does HE KNOW that I KNOW he's probably lying.  Either way his heart's in the right place I don't got a problem with him Not Listening But Being Nice About It.  I got A BIT of a problem with it.  BUT I'LL LET IT SLIDE.  The thing he said that was nice was something like I listened to it, Yet, and YOU'RE BACK!  I guess because I hadn't put up songs in several years.  And now I did.  And I'm BACK I guess.  Makes sense.  Hmm. Gonna take a walk now.  Be back soon!  And then I'M BACK I guess. 

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    Hey!  Got a good idea for Entry Routine.  20 paragraphs a day.  9 out of 10 times it'd be the 2 morning acts and 1 evening act Probably.  All acts between 4-10 paragraphs I assume.  With most likelihoods BUNCHED UP in middle.  Huh.  Wrote 8 paragraphs for First Act.  This act probably gonna be six or seven!  MAYBE I GET UP TO EIGHT I DUNNO.  I wouldn't wanna leave myself with only a Three Paragraph Act III though.  Too short.  Gotta be four paragraphs!  That's my feeling!  Anyway looking forward to turkey sandwich with Not Your Cheese Doritos today.  Toast the Bread Sandwich Thins real good.  Yesterday for Ham Sandwich I toasted it Excessively and it was GREAT.  Maybe about 15-20 seconds Less in toaster for today.  That'd be real good.  Hmm.  Got coffee going.  Diet Coke!  No problems there.  MOM is doing more laundry for me!  Another batch of five shirts Plus Extras.  A couple of pair of underwear.  Two TOWELS.  AMAZING.
   I did SOME OF IT MYSELF already.  Brought it down from Room/Bathroom, PUT IT IN MACHINE.  Without putting it into the machine doesn't qualify as doing it.  Once I throw it in machine instead of dropping it on floor NOW I'M PARTICIPATING.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Got at most fourty five minutes more to write this act.  That should be pretty easy.  Anyway.  Already halfway through my Daily 10 sets of pish-up/set-ups for your rights.  Shoulder isn't in discomfort now!  I could identify SOME soreness when I think hard enough about it but it's not PAINful.  Hmm.  I'd be very happy with 7 or 8 paragraphs for the act.  IDEAL AMOUNT all around!  Hmm.  Up to People Who Live In Brass Hearses Talse In The Crypt episode.  One with Brad Dourif!  It's AMAZING because in this HBO Brad Dourif is a young guy.  A YOUNGER adult brother to someone.  Then about 10 years later on HBO in Deadwood KINDA OLD DOCTOR.  Let's LURQ the exact years for this.  43 for Tales In The Crypt.  54 when Deadwood starts.  Hmm.  I guess those numbers make sense!  I WOULDA GUESSED HE WAS 10 YEARS YOUNGER IN TALES THOUGH.
   Not only WOULDA guessed.  DID GUESS.  Maybe not out loud.  But that's what I was imagining guessing if it came to it.  ANyway.  Abandoned New In Punk playlist.  The fifth or sixth song was being sung like a METAL song.  I don't need Metal Growling Vocals.  No thanks!  Hmm.  Gotta imagine I'm using microwave for steak * stuffed mushroom * half potato * broccoli.  Potatoe would be best in oven.  But steak would be best in microwave.  Broccoli probably best in microwave but maybe I like it better in oven for some reason.  Stuffed mushroom?  Hmm. Let's say Best In Oven.  Okay.  I'd wanna be home entire time its in oven though.  Dad is teaching!  I need to be around in case Oven Explodes and someone needs to address it!  THAT MIGHT BE A COMPLICATION FOR SURE.  Hmm.  HEY Jeff Tweedy converted to Judaism because his wife was Jewish.  Well I dunno about BECAUSE.  Correlation DOES NOT prove causation.  In any case WOW NOW WE'RE TALKING.
   Fourth paragraph of act.  So that's good!  Am I having a snack pre-lunch post-shower?  CERTAINY POSSIBLE.  What would it be.  COULD BE ANYTHING.  Hmm.  Figure I'll put on an episode of Gullermeio Del Toro after shower.  Maybe catch up on Twitter ONCE and then put it aside for a few hours.  REALLY FOCUS ON HIGH QUALITY HORROR ANTHOLOGY.  That's one way to go at least.  How many OZ of turkey I got for today.  I THINK it was .53 LB to split in twine.  Sounds like about .265 lb then.  Which equates to slightly over 4 oz.  Not gonna crunch the numbers EXACTLY.  I got things to do HEY WAIT A SECOND I can get Computer to do the work for me!  Let's see.  Lookin like a 4.24 oz'r.  Not bad at all.  Almost an entire Quarter Ounce bonus!  I CAN GET INTO THAT FOR SURE.  What else is up.  Let's say thre or four more paragraphs to go now!  Not just SAY IT.  Mean it.  DO IT.  Achieve it!  Huh.  What am I aiming to accomplish today.  READ.  Aim for 4-6 Bob Dylan Song Essays as well as several Jeffrey Tweedy Chapters.
   Ugh.  Gotta come up with SOME GOODS for the rest of this act.  I owe it to myself!  Not to you so much.  I guess it'd be a positive for you but THAT DON'T BOTHER ME NONE EITHER WAY.  Hmm.  Yes it does.  Not sure what I was trying to accomplish by pretending it doesn't.  FIGURE routine would be Act III coming after dinner but before final walk.  Maybe it turns out I like doing it after final walk, though!  NOT SURE as of now. Not sure about ANYTHING as of now.  Maybe some things.  Probably Lotta Things!  Yeah.  Not sure I wanna lucky sherm bar as upcoming snack.  If I had a dozen in reserves it'd probably be my first choice.  But I only got 2 or 3!  Maybe KETO BAR BROWNIE.  YEAH.  Hmm.  Feels like I have 2-3 Nacho Cheese bags left and probably 4 BUT POSSIBLY 3 Cool Ranch left.  I DUNNO.  I like cool ranch, and it'd be good to mix things up, but I THINK I'M IN A NOT YOUR CHEESE MOOD TODAY.
   Two paragraphs to go Let's Say!  Fiber One Brownie.  That could be a good snack.  GOT THREE FLAVORS.  Chocolate Chip Cookie Flavor, Chocolate Brownie Flavor, and Cinnamon Coffee Cake Flavor.  HMM I THINK AS OF NOEW CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE FLAVOR BROWNIE IS THE WAY TO GO.  Gotta remember to put it in Fridge before my walk, though!  It'd be EXPONENTIALLY BETTER if it's fridgerated for 45 minutes.  SO that's good.  Maybe I put on a quick Tales In The Crypt while I catch up on twitter.  Then I can watch Geeyermo Del Toro anthology WITH ALL MY MIGHT.  Anyway.  When Brad Dourif dies are they gonna have a Mel Blanc type thing where there's a back-up waiting to impersonate Chucky.  My guess is YES OF COURSE they're prepared for this eventuality.  Hmm.  He could die at any moment.  He's in his SEVENTIES.  Also how come he never shows up as an actor in Chucky.  GOTTA IMAGINE AT SOME POINT THEY'RE GONNA DO THAT.  Gotta imagine at some point they DID to it and I just forget.  Hmm.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  Hmm.  Been pretty happy with how hearty 150 calories in Dorito is.  Anyway up till now the 3 or 4 bags I've had were as snacks and I ATE THEM OUT OF BAG.  Gotta imagine if I'm doing them as SandwichSide I empty out bag onto plate.  HMM.  I DUNNO ABOUT THAT.   It'd be good to have greater context of How Many Chip I'm Dealing With while I'm eating, BUT it's EMPIRICALLY more fun to eat them out of the bag.  EXPONENTIALLY More Fun One Might Say.  One can say anything they want.  Well more or less at least.  Wearing winter jacket and spiffy hat for walks so far today.  No reason to suspect I'd mix it up during upcoming afternoon walks!  SURE it may be nominally warmer but I THINK I'm gonna go with what's worked as of now.  SO that's good!  Hmm.  When's my next Endocrinologist appointment.  Cause that's what I consider to be Official Weigh Ins.  I THINK it's around New Year.  Forget if it's late December or early January though.  OH OKAY GOOD.  Glad we figured THAT out.  Anyway I'll be back tonight!

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    Hey friends.  Time to write Final Five paragraphs.  Not sure why I capitalized Final Five but then not,  "Paragraphs."  Maybe you can figure it out.  You're pretty smart.  I'm sure the answer is obvious to you!  Oh well that's life I guess.  Made some decent progress in Bob Dylan Song Book.  Listened to the 6th through 12th songs.  GOOD UNS.  I'd like to get to know these songs EVEN BETTER.  Also in future gonna listen to the half dozen or so songs I read about ON WALK BEFORE READING.  Figure I can cycle through 5 songs twice in a half hour walk.  RIGHT?  MORE OR LESS.  NOT GUARANTEED.  Either way also read 2 or 3 short chapters of Jeff Tweedy book.  The important thing is I PICKED UP MY GUITAR AT SOME POINT and PLAYED AN F CHORD MANY TIMES.  Not a REAL F chord.  An Eb chord.  BUT IT FEELS LIKE PLAYING AN F because of How Guitar Is Tuned.  EB?  WHAT A FASCINATING TWO LETTER COMBINATION.  Anyway delicious steak * stuffed mushroom for dinner!  Delicious turkey sandwich and COOLER RANCH doritos.  I was gonna have Nacho Cheese doritos but LUCKILY COOLER RANCHES PREVAILED.  Happy abou tthat sentence.  THUS HAPPY ABOUT ENTIRE PARAGRAPH.
    Yeah!  Got choco pop going on right now.  Amazing.  Had half a beer from last night for Afternoon.  Just started what will bea complete beer NOW.  Hmm.  Watched 2 Tales From The Del Toro's.  Pretty spooky stuff!  Started cycloing through OZ again.  I'm AN EPISODE POINT FIVE into the series as of now.  It's GOOD because my life is BETTER than theirs EMPIRICALLY AND EXPONENTIALLY.  I am in a prison OF SORTS myself but ALSO NO RAPE OR VIOLENCE or anything.   HOWEVER if I was in jail I'd probably smoke Tobacco Cigarettes.  Because who cares at this point.  So that'd be one area where Life Would Be Better.  SO THERE'S PLUSSES AND MINUSES TO EVERYTHING.  Me and The Minusses.  Is that something.  Probably borders on Mostly Nothing and Completely Nothing.  Looks like RELATIVELY GOOD LADY won Los Angeles Mayor.  SHE'S TE MAYOR OF TINSELTOWN per my projections.  Anyway.  Decent chance I have Dorito Snack again tonight.  I'd say it's 50% that 50% some other crap.
   Third paragraph from the end.  The point is Bob Dylan reads AS VITAL AS EVER in these essays.  Probably even MORE VITAL than ever.  Kinda always had an, "Old Soul," in his songs.  NOW HE SOUNDS LIKE A YOUNG SPRY GUY.  Maybe he had a soul transplant.  I hope not!  HE'S DONE NOTHING TO EARN THIS NEW SOUL.  SEOUL KOREA MAYBE.  Huh.  In the process of chewing up the tootsie roll in the center of choco pop REAL GOOD.  What am I gonna listen to on upcoming walk.  Too lazy to look up next 5 or 7 songs for reading Bob Dylan Book Tomorrow.  Hmmmm.  Just spent EIGHT MINUTES hanging up and folding laundry.  I was PRESSED UPON to do it out of nowhere!  OH WELL IT'S MINE ALL MINE LAUNDRY.  So it's going towards a good cause.  Hmm.  The point is I think I'd like a sweet snack coming up but no obvious answer.  Not INTO a birthday bar. Got no comprehensive iced cream sandwich or High Quality Fiber Bar.  POP TART COULD DO TEH TRICK THOUGH.
   Two paragraphs to go!  AMAZING.  Maybe a smaller snack and if I want to I'd have the means to have a tootsie pop as well.  HMM.  Tootsie pop are great for While Writing Entry.  But I wouldn't NEED it in those regards.  GONNA BE DONE WITH ENTRY WHEN THIS SECTION IS OVER.  AMAZING.  Guess Tomorrow lunch is a OPEN AND SHUT CASE for herbed chickene.  HOPEFULLY an open and shut case for Balanced Breakfast.  NOT SO MUCH SHUT THOUGH.  There's an OPEN Case for Balanced Breakfast.  That's accurate and I feel comfortable going out and saying that.  Huh.  What am I watching when I get back from this.  Feels like I could watch ENTIRE FILM in that amount of time. That's not an amount of time.  FROM THEN TO SLEEP.  That amount of time. Oh okay I see.  Half My Last Chocolate Crescent.  Is that a reasonable snack.  NOPE.  It's a SHUT CASE on that one.  NO THANKS.  Hmm.  I find it weird that people died in Poland from a Military Missile and the story is just OOPS IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!  NO BIG DEAL.  THESE PEOPLE ARE DEAD.  I GUESS BEING KILLED ACCIDENTALLY BY MILITARY MISSILES IS JUST TE PRICE OF DOING BUSINESS IN TODAY'S MODERN WORLD.
   YEAH.  Last paragraph.  Hmm.  Today was okay!  Didn't accomplish THAT much but it could have been worse.  I got through SEVEN Bob Dylan's.  A BIT of Jeff Tweedy.  I GOT STARTED ON A NEW SERIES TO RE-WATCH FOR THE DOZENS TIME.  Not bad all in all!  PERHAPS got started on New Routine Schedule What With 20 paragraphs over two morning acts and one evening act.  That 's the kind of thing that could last me ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE DAYS for sure.  Hmm.  I have NOT succeeded in Stopping checking twitter all day instead of Focusing On Television More Intently.  I TINK I'LL GET THERE THOUGH.  It seems reasonable.  HMM BALANCED BREAKFAST.  Can't wait.  What if that's a snack I can have.  BOWL OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH.  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING but NO I DON'T THINK SO.  That'd just give me LESS INCENTIVE to have the balanced breakfast tomorrow.  OPPOSITE of what I'm trying to accomplish!  C'mon!  WELL that's it for today.  See ya tomorrow.

-8:29 P.M.

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

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    Hey friends!  10:55 AM right now.  Will be able to fit in Acts I and II and 3 walks pre-shower without crunchtime.  FOUR ACTS now a days.  Or however many Sections there are.  First act RIGHT NOW is gonna be 5-8 paragraphs.  Then a walk.  Then an Act II ANOTHER 5-8 paragraphs.  THEN DAY TIME.  Then presumably what WAS Act III's will now be divided into Act III's and IV's.  UNLESS, like yesterday, I only do ONE section in Act III!  I think we're all caught up now.  Anyway.  Gonna take six or seven walks overall today.  Make some progress in Bob Dylan book.  Give myself An Amount Of Songs to progress through.  Off the top of my head maybe around COMMIT to 6-8.  That's not that big a commitment!  Maybe do more than that anyway.  Hmm.  Had delicious chocolate crescent for breakfast.  NightMight snacking was a good amount but not crazy amount.  Made it 35 minutes into 90 of Hills Have Them Eyes last night.
    GOOD.  Lunch today gonna be sandwich most likely.  Probably with bag of doritos.  Hmm.  Right shoulder is sore for some reason.  Muscle part of shoulder.  I DON'T LIKE THIS.  It's uncomfortable.  Dangit!  What the Hell is up with this.  Just came outta nowhere.  Was I sleeping on the muscle or something.  I dunno!  Trying to move my arm around to pop shoulder muscle back into place.  NOT WORKING.  What kinda crap did I listen to on recent walk.  Put on Modest Mouse album from a year and a half ago.  WOW.  I remember when this album first came out!  I was a couple of months into Walking/Diet routine POST-quarantine.  WOW.  Lost about 50 pounds in 9 months.  GAINED ABOUT 20 POUNDS in last 10 or 11 months.  Haven't checked weight in a month or two but my best guess, not conservative OR liberal, is I'm At That Amount OF Weight.  Which would have me clocking in at JUST within healthy BMI range by a couple of pounds.  So that's not so bad.
    YEAH.  Wonder how many paragraph this act'll be.  Gonna be another fourty minutes or so at most.  Maybe I stop before then!  Probably not after than though.  GOOD DEAL.  One day I will stop having NightMight snacking and thus I will stop gaining weight. Maybe even LOSE a bit slowly.  I think if I stop NightMighting I can lose about a pound a month without too much difficulty.  Lose about 5 pounds back.  That'd be pretty good.  Hmm.  A pound a month.  Lose 5 pounds.  Sounds vaguely like 5 months it'd take.  AMAZING.  Alright right now shoulder is still in pain but it's not ALL CONSUMING.  Let's not count our eggs before they metamorphisize into chickens.  Anyway.  What turns into butterfly.  Caterpillar?  THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.  Caterpillars are ground bugs.  Butterflies are BUTTERFLIES.  Something doesn't add up here.  A LOT OF HAY was made of Lake blurring out her video appearances on TV.  Gotta imagine Hobbs will ACCENTUALIZE contrast and FINENESS in her TV appearances. 
   Whatever.  Accentualize isn't a word.  Is it ALMOST a word?  Lemme LTURQ.  KIND OF.  Accentual is a word.  And it's more or less similar to the idea I'm trying to convey!  So that's good.  What else.  Last few months I've been focused on upcoming election in terms of Focusing On News and crap.  NOW what are we building up to.  MY GUESS IS APRIL.  Not sure why.  But PERIOD OF LIFE NOW is From Now Until April.  Beginning of April.  NOT INCLUDING APRIL.  Through MARCH.  That's 4.5 months.  SOUNDS LIKE I CAN LOSE MY FIVE POUNDS IN THIS period of time.  Now it makes sense!  Hmm.  Started new coffee before my first walk today.  Meaning I have FRESH coffee now for Act I!  Good deal.  DANG SHOULDER.  What happens in April.  I dunno but WE'LL FIND OUT.  April Fools.  That's what happens exactly when this period of time is over.  Oh I've heard of that holiday.  Good deal.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Fast Food Day.  I COULD GET INTO THAT.  I won't CELEBRATE IT probably.  But I LIKE IT.  Maybe I WILL celebrate it.  Tomorrow night is No Communal Dinner cause Dad is teaching.  Maybe I get a 1-off meal tonight and then start a Fast Food Multi-Meal'r tomorrow night.  Nah that doesn't make much sense.
   Hmm.  What's more interesting for today lunch.  Turkey sandwich or ham sandwich.  GUESS HAM SANDWICH.  Ham gotta KICK to it.  I've said that before and I still don't know what it means.  Kinda makes sense though.  Anyway.  Already into  the fifth paragraph.  Only been writing for about twenty minutes.  Amazing!  At this rate seven paragraphs seems the most likely I guess.  Hmm.  Listening to music on High Quality Midshelf High Quality Speakers is pretty good!  Regular settings, though.  For TV I sometimes have it set at ACCENTUALIZING the Surround Sound.  Not great for music though!  Lotta songs lean into having instrumental or vocal tracks on opposing sides of ear and it often sounds weird with surround sound accentualized.  OH WELL THAT'S LIFE I GUESS.  Find some other songs to listen to that are mixed more appropriately for this speaker setting I guess!  Hmm.  What's the schedule today for park walk/city street walk.  1/3/5 is park walk, 2/4/6/7 is city.  I MAY skip what would be the fifth walk.  Hmm.  Maybe I should do 3rd walk park walk then so it's even for six walks.  Cause last 2 walks gotta be city street walks.  IT MAKES SENSE.  Same situation that comes up every other day!  I'M USED to this calculation.
   Sixth paragraph!  Amazing.  What if I just set myseulf up at 8 track and experiment doing guitar tracks with absolutely nothing prepared going into it.  Just lay down some tracks off the top of my head and lay down some other tracks on top of the first tracks off the top of my other head.  How many heads do I got.  I'd say at least one for sure.  How many days until April 1st.  I'm gonna guess between 135-140.  EDUCATED Guess.  I looked it up a few days ago and I THINK I calculated it was 140.  137 including today I think.  WOW.  Think of all I could accomplish in 137 days!  What am I trying to accomplish.  I dunno.  Maybe comprehensive music project.  GOT NO Idea what it's gonna be yet.  I don't even know What Fake Artist Name to apply to it.  POSSIBLY INCLUDING MY REAL FAKE REAL NAME THAT'S REAL.  Oh I like that name.  IT'S WHO I AM.  Hmm.  Just helped with laundry a little bit.  Laundry isn't for me that much!  Just four shirts!  BUT I helped load things into machine, pour soap detergent liquid thing whatever into Drawer.  Then started it!
    Last paragraph of Act I!  AMAZING.  DANG I've been having lots of trouble with THREE titles a day.  Now I'm doing FOUR?  Well no time like the present to get good at titles.  I could accomplish that over the next 137 days.  Figure out how to Title Well In Perpetuity.  Starting April 23 ALL TITLES GONNA BE DECENT.  So that's good.  Guess I'm doing bloodwork next week.  Amazing!  Get to re-up with a Quest Bar or Two.  Been a while since I had a non-Birthday Bar.  Don't even have birthday bars very often at all these days.  Hmm.  Beyond just picking A Name, gotta imagine I gotta go into comprehensive music project with overall Thoughts or Themes that I wanna cover.  I could change my mind!  DEVELOP what I'm trying to do over time.  But I should START OFF with SOMETHING.  Oh okay.  So far what I got is Hey time to write some songs.  NOT VERY fine tuned yet.  Huh.  Gonna take a walk now.  WOW SO MUCH ACCOMPLISHED SO FAR.  I started the process of laundering four shirts.  GOOD.  Be back soon!

what the hell is that supposed to mean

    Hey friends.  Gonna write 5-8 paragraphs now.  Probably Oh I Don't Know SEVEN.  Next best guess is SIX.  What else.  Just got Jeff Tweedy song writing book!  Maybe I save that to follow Bob Dylan book, maybe I go back and forth betwixt them!  Either way HAPPY WITH HOW NEW THIS BOOK IS.  Bob Dylan I'm REALLY on the cutting edge reading this book.  Was first released 2 weeks ago.  So what I'M GETTING OUT OF IT is in tune Seasonally with ANYONE ELSE RIGHT FROM THE GITMO.  Jeff Tweedy is from 2020.  WOW NOT BAD.  Also Good News remembered I still have hot and sour soup.  And I'm INTO it.  Gonna have it with ham sandwich for lunch.  ALSO remembered I have garlic bread in case I want it.  Came with one of my parents' meals a few days ago.  If I'm gettin 3 part dinn'r I can have half a baked potato for last 2 sessions and SOME GARLIC BREAD for Tonight.  I'm enthusiastic about that a lot too!  Gotta re-assess Laundry Situation in about half an hour.  Oh well.  What else is life.
   What to listen to after Modest Mouse.  What other albums have I listened to over the last year and a half that I like.  Newer Sleater Kinney album maybe.  That was a good one.  Hmm.  Shoulder in slight discomfort.  Right now TOLERABLE.  Got coffee #1.5.  HAD HALF LEFT FROM BEFORE.  REFILLED IT.  1.5 overall.  Good.  Think I'll aim for just six walks today.  Have nice chunk of time in middle of the day At Home.  ACCOMPLISH A LOT during that time.  Anyway.  Jeff Tweedy book is called How To Write One Song.  Am I gonna be in legal trouble if I use this advice to write MORE than one song?  Maybe not LEGAL trouble but SOCIALLY it's questionable whether I'd be shunned for that sort of thing.  Anyway.  TUESDAY.  Better eat balanced breakfast tomorrow.  Gotta at least get STARTED on these egg whites.  Think I first got them Saturday Night.  Maybe even FRIDAY night.  Good.  What else is up.  Halfway through November.  The FIFTEENTH.  BEWARE THEM IDES OF NOVEMBER.  Probably.  Couldn't HURT To Be Aware.  Beware is a combination of Be Aware.  Right?  Makes sense.  But it's extra foreboding.  You can Be Aware in a positive fun sense.  BEWARE isn't fun.  IT'S TROUBLING.  Oh well.
   Third paragraph of Act II!  So I got that going for me.  Only done one out of ten sit-up/push-up sets.  Don't wanna aggreviate my shoulder right now!  I'll aggrevate it later on.  Hmm.  Probably eat around 3/8ths of garlic bread.  It's in the form of STICK but it's not crunchy like garlic bread sticks.  Just soft garlic bread in a relatively stick like shape.  TWO OF EM.  Gonna have 75% of one of them per my early calculations.  So that's good.  Looking forward to that dinner All Around.  Huh.  What Bob Dylan song essays am I gonna be reading/listening today.  Main song in next batch that I Know is My Generation by... WHO was it by... I can't remember WHO.  WHAT A JOKE.  Either way.  What else is up.  Feels like the first thing I watch on TV today is Hills Have Them Eyes.  Maybe even PAY ATTENTION to it.  Today is as good a day as any to start shedding TwitterTime from my life.  So that's good.  What else is up.  THREE PARAGRAPH DOWN.
   Amazing!  I DID have cool ranch dorito bag after Entry last night.  It was good!  Interesting change of pace to have salt snack instead of sweet snack.  Plus it satisfied me as much and whatknot.  Feels like I'll put on fifty minutes of HillsEyes after shower and that lines up pretty well with leaving for walk Right After Such.  GOOD.  In remake of Hills Have Eyes I THINK the People who are like 30% Monsters became that way because of Nuclear Bomb Testing and Related Radiation.  In ORIGINAL I think it's just some guy was born like a monster and then he had kids who were monsterish.  Look they're PEOPLE.  In either iteration it's not like they're actually GHOULS or anything.  But they're deformed and look weird like monsters and they behave very much outside the lines as Polite Society.  Killing people and eating babies and whatknot.  No spoilers.  Didn't Mike Tyson threaten to eat somoene's babies.  What am I thinking of.  "I want to eat your children."  Makes sense.
   Fifth paragraph.  Good deal!  Guess I'll aim for seven paragraphs overall for this act.  Makes sense.  Gotta resume Back To The Future at some point.  Presumably wait until I WANNA watch it.  Instead of just putting it on out of convenience.  AMAZING.  Also when Marty McFly is solo-ing during his Audition in Battle Of The Bands 10 minutes into the movie NOT GREAT.  I think TECHNICALLY he shows proficiency at guitar such that he COULD play better.  TECHNICALLY.  But he was just playing Nonsense Riffs in this scene specifically.  That's my hot take.  Also his band is called The Pinheads.  FORGOTTEN PART OF BACK TO THE FUTURE.  I feel like lots of people would get a lot of Back To The Future references but they don't absorb that his band in 1985 is called The Pinheads.  I KNOW I wouldn't have remembered it Most Of The Time.  What else is up.  TWO PARAGRAPHS LEFT FOR DAYTIME DAY.
   What else is up.  WHAT THE HELL is going on with Uncle Jailbird Joey.  They devote dialogue to him and give us some backstory for him.  But there's NO RELEVANCE to Time Traveling excursion with him.  It's a FORGOTTEN PART of the plot.  Gotta imagine in th first draft, if they're including references to him in general, they had Time Traveling effect him and his deal somehow.  But that just got cut.  But they didn't cut Referring To Him Entirely.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  I've probably complained about this before.  IN FACT I've probably complained about this before 4-6 times.  WELL IT STEAMS MY GRITS.  So what.  Hmm.  WHY does Doc Brown have an immense guitar amplifier in his house.  This must have cost like 10 or 20 grand in 1985 money!  AND FOR WHAT.  I guess he thought it'd be good for His Friend Marty McFly.  Oh.  Okay.  GOOD FOR HIM.  Also Marty McFly plays a note and then it blows out the Entire Huge Speaker and he knocks over book shelves and basically Destroys Doc Brown's house completely.  And he kind of just shrugs it off.  What a jerk.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  Good deal.  Gotta work on laundry/dryer when this is done.  Then take walk.  Should be fun!  Hmm.  I don't think Doc Brown EVER returns to the house to find the Destruction Marty McFly caused it.  Kinda just starts traveling in time Afterwards.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Marty McFly's guitar in that scene of Destruction is a really tiny guitar.  What kind of guitar is that.  Lemme LTURQ.  Erlewine Chiquita.  Gotta look into that later on when I don't need to finish this paragraph.  I like it because it's small so it makes small people look big in comparison.  Hmm.  Also I guess it's easier to play and whatknot if the entire fretboard is half the size.  Anyway washing machine is done.  And I'm almost done!  Good deal.  Anyway guess I'm done here for now.  Wrote nothing worthwhile in 14 paragraphs.  But at the same time isn't Anything worthwhile?  Dunno.  Gonna have to look into that one.  See ya later!

Today Can Be A Routine

    Hey friends!  Think I'm gonna write a single section Act III.  Seven paragraphs.  THAT COULD BE NEW ROUTINE.  7/7/7.   7paragraphs betwixt walk i and ii.  Seven paragraphs surrounded by walks ii and iii.  VII paragraphs after dinner!  WOW.  I take what WAS a recess walk and now it's just a END OF DAY WALK.  Then I can RELAX and CHILLAX etc COMPLETELY for ALL OF TIME after last walk.  Anyway.  I like the general number thematics of a 7/7/7.  FEELS RIGHT.  Anyway had delicious ham sandwich with hot n sour soup for lunch.  Delicious steak * stuffed mushroom with garlic bread for dinner.  Tootsie pop now.  FINISHED The Hills Had Eyes.  Watched SOME Back II The Future until DVD stopped working.  Read SOME of Jeff Tweedy Songwriting Book.  GOOD STUFF SO FAR.  At any moment it can take a SHARP TURN and I decide wait a second I HATE THIS BOOK.  But the first couple of dozen pages I'M tentatively on board.  FOR NOW.
   So that's good.  DANGIT.  Shoulder just started hurting for first time since I was talking about it this morning.  Maybe it's instigated by writing paragraphs.  Either a MENTAL thing or physical.  Somehow Typing gets the pressure points in my right shoulder all askew.  Or MAYBE it's a Yoga thing.  Writing paragraphs releases CHAKRAS or something.  I DUNNO HOW YOGA WORKS.  What am I SOME SORT OF YOGI.  I don't think I am.  I'd remember that sort of thing.   As of now I don't know what a Yogi is though really, so I can't say FOR SURE whether I am or not.  You can easily Be Something You Don't Know What It Is.  Hmm.  Was raining pretty hard Recent Walk.  Didn't bother me too much with SPIFFY NEW HAT I GOT.  It protected me from feeling Uncomfortable from Moderately Heavy Rain.  AMAZING.  What kinda crap am I watching tonight.  I'm about A THIRD into the Clint Eastword's film TRUE CRIME.  Presumably I finish that!  I haven't been paying CLOSE attention but from what I've absorbed SOME THINGS I LIKE ABOUT THIS FILM, SOME THINGS NOT SO SURE ABOUT.
   What else is crap.  Finished half a beer from last night in afternoon.  Have a New Beer going on right now.  So that's fun.  Solid chance I got DORITO SNACK going on for later.  If I feel like I wanna eat something.  And hat something is Doritos specifically.  Huh.  This Jeff Tweedy guy really knows what he's talking about.  I don't like how he says at some point that he's written hundreds of songs, though.  I TINK Jeff Tweedy should be able to say he's written THOUSANDS of songs.  I can say that as someone who HAS written hundreds of, "Songs."  Based on all the information available  to me, and appropriate assumptions and implications I've gotten, HE'S DEFINITELY CROSSED OVER INTO THE FOUR DIGITS.  Not sure about definitely.  Either way I'd like to see some numbers on this one way or another, whether it confirms my suspicions or refutes them!  Huh.  Only four more paragraphs to go.  That'll be fun.
   Yeah!  Looks like Trump is gonna announce he's running for president tonight.  Gotta imagine he's got good reasons to do that. That ei ther be The Announcement or That being The overall process of running for president.  I guess if we wanna know his thinking we'd have to tune in!  I NEVER SAID I WANTED TO KNOW THAT MUCH.  SOMEONE WILL EXPLAIN IT TO ME AFTER THE FACT CONCISELY.  I get to save time and effort doing it this way!  Hmm.  Guess he's gotta debut a new campaign slogan though, right?  That'd get people's attention!  What are some of his options.  And NO Make America Great Again Again.  TOO EASY.  I don't wanna hear ANYONE pitch that one.  LEAST OF ALL ME.  Oh well what can ya do.  Hmm.  How concerned should I be about Russia missile killing Poles.  CAUSE RIGHT NOW I'M AT ABOUT A 3 out of 10 Concerned Overall.  GENERALLY I'm not concerned but then every now and again I HAVE ACUTE FEELINGS of being concerned.  9 out of 10 of the time though NOT VERY CONCERNED AT ALL.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  I assume Poles is a derogatory term that shouldn't actually be used generally.  Oh well what can ya do.  I would BET MONEY because I'm a compulsive gambler that YOU COULD ARGUE JEFF TWEEDY WRITTEN 5 Figure Amount Of Songs.  HARD FOR US MORTALS TO EVEN FATHOM all those songs.  But I BET he's done it!  Oh well what can ya do.  I dunno.  Probably something.  BETTER HAVE A BALANCED BREAKFAST TOMORROW THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA SAY.  That's NOT all I'm gonna say.  I've said SO MUCH BEFOREHAND.  And I will say SO MUCH MORE in the immediate future PROBABLY.  The point is COOL RANCH DORITO is great but maybe tonight is A Nach Cheese Kind Of Knight.  Hmm.  Guess lunch tomorrow is either turkey sandwich OR the herbed chicken with sweet potatoe and broccoli.  Hmm.  How did it even come up for Dan Quayle to be publicly forced to spell Potato.  Kinda feels like a scam.  WHAT ARE THE ODDS that ANY politician will be put in a position to Explicitly Spell Something AND ALSO this politician is an idiot.  Huh.  My first guess is he was at an elementary school and Spell Potato came up naturally through the course of things and he was like STEP ASIDE CHLIDREN, I GOT THIS ONE! and he DIDN'T.  Oh well.
   Penultimate paragraph of the day!  Good stuff!  Kinda feels like my line of descandancy goes through Poland.  So I can say Poles thusly.  Gotta imagine EVERYONE'S line of descandancy goes through Poland.  Poland was The Cradle of Civilization.  Something like that.  I dunno.  What can ya do.  CLINT EASTWOOD IS BETWEEN YOUNG AND OLD IN TRUE CRIME AND I DON'T LIKE IT.  I'm guessing he was around 50.  But in some respects he looks and acts like an old man BUT in some respects he looks and acts like a YOUNGER MAN (including having like a 7 year old daughter).  I ASSUMe it's his daughter.  Maybe it's JUST A GIRL HE'S FRIENDS WITH.  I wasn't paying attention 100% enough to be fair.  Hmm.  WOW HE WAS around 59 in this film.  THAT ACTUALLY TRACKS A LOT BETTER THAN 50.  Makes a lot more sense.  The point is I HOPE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT FOR HIM IN LIFE.  Except for picking Political Figures For Office.  He's a Republican! Hope him choosing elected officials DOESN'T work out for him.  But GENERALLY in his personal and business life BEST OF LUCK.
   Last paragraph of the night!  What else is up.  Probably gonna take another walk when this is done and uploaded to the internet.  Maybe forget all about my Right Shoulder Troubles.  That'd be fun.  One thing I don't like about walking in moderately heavy rain is when I have to Change The Song.  Gotta take phone out of pocket, hold it up to me, EXPOSING IT TO TE MODERATELY HEAVY RAIN, etc.  The phone may not get DESTROYED but I don't like it getting whet nonetheless.  JUST SOMETHING I DON'T FEEL 100% COMFORTABLE WITH Hmm.  Did I make any progress with Starting New Music Progress today.  Other than a couple of dozen of Jeff Tweedy Pages?  Hmm. I wrote down like 8 or 9 phrases.  Could be song titles.  Could be nothing!  Let's Round Them Down To Nothing.  These phrases got very little to 'em.  But ANYTHING is better than nothing.  You'd be surprised how productive Writing Down 8 or 9 Phrases can ultimately be!  Hmm.  I'll beback tomorrow!

-8:53 P.M.

Monday, November 14, 2022

I WON'T STAND FOR IT

    Hey friends!  Real behind schedule today.  Not really Schedule anymore now that I think about it.  With new Only 2 Periods Of Writing Entry in morning, I can sort of take it Day By Day now that I think about it!  Anyway, gonna end up with six walks overall most likely.  So that's still good.  Did some excess NightMight snacking again.  Not THAT much though.  Had 3 mini donuts for breakfast.  Hmm.  What kinda crap did I listen to on walk.  My Music again.  Somehow I still enjoy it!  I ALWAYS ENJOY MY MUSIC.  I GET the kind of thing I'm doing.  Kind of.  Maybe not.  Possible other people get the kind of thing I'm doing WAY MORE than I'm getting it.  Either way I GET OFF on it being Me.  NO ONE ELSE can get it in that regard.  Right?  RIGHT?  Can other people pretend They're Me Getting Off On Me?  I'M SCARED I DON'T LIKE IT.  Anyway gonna aim for 5 or 6 paragraphs This Period Of Entry.  Could be 7 or 8 if I really feel like it!
   What ELSE did I listen to.  Nothin that I felt comfortable committing to.  Tried a few Random Artist Essentials play list.  Apple music PICK A COUPLE DOZEN songs from This Artist and they're the ESSENTIAL songs from them.  Didn't make it past One Song for the artists I tried getting into.  Not in the mood for 'em!  I'll figure something to do going forward though.  Don't worry about me!  Anyway got coffee from yesterday right now. Started new coffee as well.  Hmm.  From what I can tell, lookin' like an all but done deal Republicans will take the house.  ANyway.  I LIKE Buying into the narrative that The Democrats mopped the floor with Republicans.  But if the Republicans win the house c'mon that's kind of a tie.  I GET that the Democrats overperformed considering It's A Midterm and there' a lot of intangibles that were bad for Democrats.  You could use that stuff to make the point Democrats did great!  BUT you could also make the point it was a tie.
    Hmm.  Democrats gonna confirm judges like it's NOBODY'S BUSINESS.  Especially if they get Warnock Seat as well.  I LIKE ME SOME WARNOCK.  Not sure why.  Could just be residual effect of being more interested in his first election in 2020 because It Was All That Was Going On (With Ossoff) as a run off.  OR MAYBE HE'S JUST A GOOD DUDE.  Hmm.  Halfway into third paragraph already.  At this rate maybe I AIM for seven paragraphs.  I DUNNO.  Looks like there was a Virginia School Shooting.  COLLEGE.  Let's be honest College is halfway school shooting halfway PROFESSIONAL shooting.  This isn't an elementary school.  College kids are practically in a PROFESSIONAL environment.  Either way IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE.  Anyway what's today.  Monday.  Finish chinese food for lunch and have belgian waffle for dinner MOST LIKELY.  Hmm.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Bundt Day, National Raisin Bran Cereal Day, and National Spicy Hermit Cookie Day.  Bundt day?  I once came up with a Character name where the last name is Bundt.  I think.  I might be confusing Bundt with some other word.
   Either way.  I GET it's some sort of dessert.  Let's LURQ what it is exactly.  Oh, right.  That sort of Ring shaped cake.  I'd try some Bundt, sure.  What makes it bundt.  Can't just be the shape!  Let's LTURQ.  They refer to it as, "Doughnut shaped."  I said ring shaped.  Let's FIGHT over it.  I can't fight them.  They're anonymous internet content creators.  Hmm.  Wikipedia says explicitly Bundt cake doesn't conform to specific recipe.  It's just their shape that makes it bundt.  THAT SOUNDS WEIRD.  I'm not sure I like that.  Either way.  Raisin bran cereal?  I could enjoy that!  I rarely have had it but in general I'd be okay with it!  If someone gave it to me for breakfast and said EAT UP or I'll be insulted, I'd easily be like okay sure I'll eat this crap calm down.  Hmm.  SPICY HERMIT COOKIE?  Made with spices such as CINNAMON or CLOVE.  Mixed with RAISINS or CURRANTS.  Not sure what currant is.  Not sure what clove is!  I guess we'll never know for sure at this point.  WAIT CURRANT I WANNA KNOW.  Kinda like raisins.  Oh okay.
   Fifth paragraph!  Wrote those four paragaphs way too quick to just settle at 5 paragraphs for the Entry Period.  Hmm.  Should I split up entry periods into shorter acts.  Instead of 2 part Act 1's and 2 part Act 2's.  Make it 3 or 4 acts but they're shorter!  Hmm.  Maybe I do that STARTING TOMORROW.  I'm pot committed to the way it is today FOR NOW.  Anyway.  Maybe I DO split up TODAY into 3 or 4 acts.  In which case I STARTED OFF with just 2 titles.  THEN I CHANGED IT to Whatver It Is Now.  Anyway what else is up.  What to watch today!  Finished Deadwoods.  HOPEFULLY do some book reading this afternoon.  If I don't wanna commit to Bob Dylan reading/listening-to-song investment, read some OTHER crap.  Anyway.  Hmm.  Fifth paragraph?  If I write Entry Portions of 8 and 7 in First Part Of Day that's the same amount as WHAT WAS NORMAL.  WHO CARES.  That's TIMES PAST.  Irrelevant now.  GOTTA MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES.
   Sixth paragraph.  Hmm.  Write some more paragraphs after upcoming walk.  Then take a shower.  Then take a walk.  THEN WE'RE INTO LUNCH TERRITORY.  Considering where we're at in the day, solid chance I don't have any snack before lunch.  WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES AND WHATKNOT.  Man is my music 7.5 minute album getting a CRAZY amount of song plays over the last week and a half.  YES THEY'RE ALL ME LISTENING TO IT but still that's impressive.  Could easily have been even Myself don't wanna listen to this.  So that's been fun and crap.  Anyway think I'm gonna aim for seven paragraphs This Session Of Entry.  Good deal.  What to listen to on upcoming walk.  Some sort of Current Music Playlist?  Maybe specific ALBUM I know and enjoy from my past?  Hmm this is a tough one.  Anyway what else is up.  Weezer ahs WINTER mini-album coming up in a month.  So far I've enjoyed their Spring, Summer, and Fall!  For the most part!  For SOME part.  Anyway what else is ON DECK.  Any good Soon To Be Released Albums from OTHER bands I'm invested into.  Lemme check INTERNET.  Guided By Voices in January.  Hmm.
   Yeah!  What else is going on.  Maybe I take another Park Walk.  If I'm taking six walks, the last 2 are definitely gonna be city street.  So that means only ONE city street walk between 2nd and 4th walks.  MAYBE SAVE THAT FOR 3rd.  Park walks are 1/2/4 and City Street be 3/5/6.  Hmm.  AM I CERTAIN fourth walk will be Light Outside.  Pretty certain.  DARK IT STARTS GETTINGS around 5 PM today.  I can work with that!  Hmm.  Whatta watch today.  I enjoyed V/H/S.  I'm pretty sure there' AT LEAST one more movie in that franchise easily available to me.  Lemme LURQ how many films in that franchise there are in general.  FIVE SEQUELS AND TWO SPIN OFFS.  WOW.  I was ready to see a lot of film in the franchise but EVEN STILL I was shocked by how many there were/are.  Hmm.  Guess that's good.  TWO OF THEM are on Shutter.  So that's at least 2 I know I can watch.  Hmm.  Gonna go take a walk now.  Be back soon!

   HEY.  Back!  Still same ACT of entry.  Feels like the way to go!  Listened to Apples In Stereo album on Walk.  Not ENTIRE thing.  GOOD CHUNK though.  What a wonderful band.  Anyway figure Act I part ii will be 5-8 paragraphs today.  Then I take a shower!  Then I take a walk!  THEN I EAT LUNCH.  Gonna be good!  Planning today a little bit-- think I WILL get to starting Bob Dylan Book/Listening-Along.  Between 1 and 2 hours worth.  PROBABLY 1.5 HOURS I'D SAY.  Hmm.  That'd be AFTER walk IV and BEFORE walk V.  RIGHT?  SOUNDS RIGHT.  Hmm.  I'd say either watch some VHS today or some Simpson.  For afternoon portion of day where I'm watching TV.  Presumably one or the other for After Entry at night.  PROBABLY SOME VHS for then.  It's SPOOKY at nighttime-- DARK OUTSIDE.   Get in the spirit of It Being Dark Outside with some HORROR movies.  Hmm.  I feel like if the Democrats win 215 Congress Seats I'd be generally happy with that showing.  213 isn't terrible!  But if they get 215 I'm like OH OKAY NOW WE'RE TALKING.  Cause I'm dumb.  I dunno! 
   Hmm.  As of now looks like I'm not gonna need a pre-lunch snack.  So that's good!  Good for me!  I guess.  Do I have any CrunchTime for writing Act I part ii?  I don't think so.  I could be writing for up to 50 minutes comfortably while keeping on current schedule.  I'll finish however many paragraphs I'm writing in that amount of time no problem.  Thinking about trying to stop reading twitter all day.  Making cycle through the accounts I like 2 or 3 times a day.  That's still A Lot compared to someone who doesn't use twitter!  And I'm really not losing that much!  The point is HOW WILL I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS.  I don't like the idea of becoming dependant on news Through My Parents Through MSNBC.  THAT NEWS FILTER ain't great.  Oh.  Right.  If I check twitter 2 or 3 times STILL GET ALL THAT NEWS I CRAVE.  Just maybe not IMMEDIATELY.  Either way figure I'm punishing Elon Musk by reducing twitter use 95%.  THAT'LL SHOW HIM.
   Third paragraph of act I part ii!  Gotta be a better way to refer to sections of entries.  Hmm.  What kinda POLITIC gonna be going on in next two years.  Is it just gonna be A Bunch Of Investigations 100%?  Lots of legitimate investigations and lots of witch hunt investigations.  Oh I know.  Supreme Court taking away a bunch of rights!  That'll take up a lot of Politics.  Also not just taking away rights we had.  Denying u FUTURE RIGHTS we didn't even know WE SHOULD be having.  Sounds like a decent prediction of what will happen in Coming Years.  Hmm.  Been topping out at 10 sets of sit-up/push-ups these days.  That's reasonable.  More than that is kind of excessive now that I think about it!  Hmm.  Presumably having hot n sour soup as part of Chinese Meal for lunch.  Wonder how long that'll take in microwave.  I think the CRUX of the meal will take 2.5-3.5 minutes.  Maybe soup would be about the same amount of time!  MAYBE .5 or 1 minutes MORE.  I think I'll put it all in at same time TO START WITH.  Sometimes in similar situations I'd put in soup for .5-1.5 minutes BEFORE solid part of meal.  THIS TIME I'LL DO IT SAME TIME STARTING WITH.
   Not happy with the italics use in last paragraph.  Felt like I kept it on for parts of sentences that didn't need it AND PERHAPS DIDN'T have it on for parts of sentences that could have used it!  Oh well can't go back now.  Fourth paragraph of Act I part ii.  Ugh.  I'm not gonna be happy constantly talking about act i in parts i and ii.  I think I WILL go back to 3 (or 4!) titles starting TOMORROW.  TODAY I've made my choice and I'll have to live with it.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  What Simpsons episode I got coming my way next.  Oh follow up episode with Homer's Brother who is Danny Devito.  I didn't realyze it was SO SOON since the first episode.  Now that I think about it I think I realized this Last Time I cycled through Simpsons a year or two ago.  Then I forgot!  Now I remember again!  GOOD DEAL.
   Hmm.  What else is up.  Think I'm gonna aim for 2 more paragraphs for DayTime Day.  Amazing!  Do I have ANY chance of eating a non-Chinese food lunch Or a non-waffle dinner?  Sure.  Maybe 10-15% chance for either occurrence as of now.  But I don't see any explicit reason why I'd wanna change my mind.  So that's good!  Maybe put on VHS for upcoming TV Time I think.  Not in mood for Simpsons.  No good reason why I shouldn't be making progress in VHS franchise though!  Anyway.  Monday!  Now that I think about it there's a decent chance Psychiatrist doesn't COMPLETELY forbid me from smoking marijuana.  She'd probably WITHDRAW my Klonopin prescription though.  That I'd expect.  But I'd make that trade easy!  No problem!  Rarely take it anyway!  Anyway.  Really hoping I enjoy marijuana.  It would improve the quality of my life!  Meanwhile if I DON'T enjoy it great stuck with the life I've been living. Which isn't SO BAD.  But COULD BE BETTER.
   Last paragraph of daytime day!  Hmm.  How much time do I got between finishing shower and taking walk.  Roughly half an hour or so.  So that should be fun.  Try to get started on Rocksmith MAYBE TOMORROW.  Maybe today!  PROBABLY TOMORROW.  Productive thing for today gonna be READING/listening-to-what-I'm-reading-about.  I feel relatively confident making that declaration.  HMM lemme take a look at how Toe is going.  HEY it's going real good.  The way it is I feel pretty comfortable not wearing socks now and again.  Skin isn't in danger of peeling or anything.  No real incentive to pick at skin or nail or anything either.  If it WAS peeling that'd be incentive to peel it.  Fun to peel things when it's already been started!  NOW I DON'T HAVE THAT TEMPTATION.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Hmm.  Guess that's it for now!  13 paragraph DayTime Day wasn't so great paragraphs.  Oh well.  Pretty sure they're as good as you'd probably expect.  That's not very good but then again at least you're not SHOCKED by the 2.5-3.5 out of 10ness it's been.  See ya tonight.

this is where i ended up

    Hey friend!  Took Sixth and final walk after dinner, before now!  What THE HELL am I supposed to do as a Recess then?  MAYBE NO RECESS HOW DOES THAT STRIKE YOU.  13 paragraphs so far.  Maybe I write 7 paragraphs now.  No explicit recess!  SOUNDS reasonable.  FEELS reasonable.  Smells kinda funky.  Either way BAD ARIZONA LADY lost her election to MYSTERY ARIZONA DEMOCRAT LADY.  Dunno much about her-- that's where the mystery adjective comes into play.  Maybe Mystery is a noun.  There was a wrestler named Rey Mysterio.  Kinda a small guy.  I guess the mystery is how did a guy this small become Super Star Wrestler.  OH and he wears a mask.  So the REAL mystery is WHAT TE HELL IS THIS GUY'S FACE SUPPOSED TO BE.   Anyway.  Why do wrestlers wear masks.  HOW DID TAT START.  Lotta them on the run from the law I guess.  Needed to conceal their identities.  Oh okay I see.  Finished a half a beer from yesterday in afternoon.  Started a new one Just Now!
   Started Bob Dylan book finally.  Read the first five Song, "Essays," while listening to Them Songs while I was reading.  REALLY GOOD STUFF.  Whatta experience!  I recommend this to EVERYONE who Enjoys Things.  GET THE BOOK.  Listen to the song ONCEWAYS THROUGH.  Then leave it on repeat and start reading the, "Essay," as soon as you finished it The OnceWay Through.  Hmm.  I'm an idiot but every single song it freaks me out that Bob Dylan knows and likes other genres of music.  Obviously modern rock or rap is kind of jarring.  But for some reason it applies TO ALL ERAS AND GENRES.  BOB DYLAN KNOWS AND ENJOYS ALL MUSIC and it's KINDA WEIRD to me.  Oh well what can ya do.  I mean I LIKE IT.  Kind of bothersome existentially but in practice I ENJOY it.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  SOCKLESS right now. I mean, not Possession-wise.  Practically I STILL HAVE PLENTY OF SOCKS.  Probably a multiple of 2 amount!  But I am not wearing NONE.
   Hmm.  What did I watch on the television set today.  Think I watched ONE episode of Tales In The Crypt.  Feels like I watched an entire movie but I can't pinpoint it.  Oh.  Watched the first episode of the Guillermo Del Toro Horror anthology.  KIND OF.  It was really good!  KIND OF.  I was paying way too little attention.  I picked up enough that oh this was good but beyond recognizing it was good I got VERY LITTLE out of it.  Hmm.  Put on Back To The Future on DVD earlier!  Made it up to the part HE GOES FORWARD TO THE PAST.  Gotta go forward to the past before you can go back to the future.  Anyway he crashed into 1955 Farm Barn and THAT'S WHAT I'M UP TO.  Hmm.  The good news is maybe I take a recess halfway through Last 7 Paragraphs.  Like NOW or something.  Hmm.  I don't think I'm gonna do it EXACTLY NOW.  So that's good.  Finished Chinese Food for lunch.  There was enough that I didn't need to have the soup as well!  About five or six pieces of Seasame Chicken.  Exact right amount of rice.  ONE dumpling.  IT WAS PLENTY GOOD AND WELL.  Had belgian waffle for dinner.  NOT AS FUN A MEAL AS THE CHINA FOOD.
   Either way tomorrow breakfast really ought to be a balanced breakfast.  Tomorrow lunch gonna be turkey sandwich, ham sandwich, or chicken with sweet potatoe and broccoli.  WHAT WILL TOMORROW DINNER BE?  I dunno!  Guess I'm due for Diner Dinner!  Probably stick with the steak * stuffed mushroom I love so very much.  Hmm.  Probably gonna stay up an hour or two after entry.  I got out of bed like 10 hours ago.  How soon can I go to bed?  I CAN WATCH ENTIRE REST OF BACK TO THE FUTURE.  If only I didn't already know what was going to happen.  Kinda defeats the purpose!  I KNOW TE RESULT OF TIS, TUHS WHY SHOULD I PUT IN THE TIME AND EFFORT TO INVEST MYSELF IN GOING THROUGH THE PROCESS.  Makes NO SENSE.  Hmm.  Mystery Democrat who won name was Hobbs.  I GUESS YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT RACE WAS HOBBS/GOBLIN.  Cause she was a Goblin of a Lady.  The Arizona Republican Senate Lady.  I FEEL LIKE GOBLIN IS A SLUR but then again MAYBE IT'S WARRANTED IN THIS CASE.  Also what is a Hobgoblin and how is it different from a generic goblin.  Hobgoblin is like a goblin but more into MISCHIEF than malice.  WONDERFUL.  I LOVE hobgoblin now.  Huh.  Three paragraphs to go!
   Amazing.  Theoretically.  Maybe I keep going after these 3 paragraphs!  Who can say for sure.  I have no comprehensive iced cream sandwiches left for the entire week.  No classic breakfasts coming my way!  NOR any snack iced cream comprehensive sandwiches either, obviously!  Oh well life is full of Good Things and Bad Things.  This is a Bad Thing.  Gotta imagine every time A Bad Thing Manifests a Good Thing also manifests somewhere else.  There must be balance!  WAIT A SECOND so you're telling me every time something bad happens to me A GOOD THING HAPPENS TO SOMEONE ELSE?  Where THE HELL is the balance in that?  If anything it's DOUBLE BAD for me.  LIFE IS ZERO SUM GAME.  If something good happens to someone else THAT'S EMPIRICALLY BAD FOR ME.  THIS DOESN'T SOUND FAIR AT ALL.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Only had 1 beer in fridge today.  Had to put a few in fridge at the last minute Just Earlier as I removed the one cold one.  OH WELL TAT'S LIFE.
   What paragraph we up to.  Sixth?  That's pretty cool I guess.  Maybe new schedule-routine is COMPLETELY FLEX in how much I write per day.  When I get up.  How much and when I write.  How and when I take walks.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  I can stand to let SOME FLEX take hold but let's not GO OVER BOARD with it.  Hmm.  Not sure I wanna go back to Back TO The Future as The Next Thing I watch.  Hmm.  Kinda wanna watch a The Hills Have Them Eyes.  Whether it's the original or the re-make.  Or one of the sequels.  Or one of the re-make sequels. Also remake is just one word.  DON'T NEED TE DASH.  Either way I LIKE THAT FRANCHISE IT'S GOOD BECAUSE IT MAKES YA THINK.  Hmm.  Have had ZERO snack post-dinner.  In the last hour fourty five minutes or so.  HMM.  Maybe I have something at some point.  That'd be my guess!  What else is up.  WAIT A SECOND I had like 7 or 8 cheez its five minutes ago.  Guess I'm a liar!  HEY 150 calorie bag of DORITO would be a fun snack.  Let's consider that later on when I feel like it.
    Yeah!  Looks like at the very least i can watch Original Hills Have Eyes on Shutter: The Screaming Service.  GOOD.  THEN THAT'S WHAT I'll DO.  IT'S SETTLED THEN.  What else is up and crap.  Looks like Trump might announce he's running for president in several years.  Kinda feels like there won't be a presidential election very soon at all.  Oh well I guess it can't hurt to get a leg up on the competition.  Also what's Biden's move to counter that.  I bet Biden'll be all like well I'm just gonna BE President for a good while.  Then after a long amount of time I'll start running myself presumably once it becomes necessary due to time proximity to actual election.  Hmm.  What if Biden doesn't run.  HE'S GOT YEARS to make that decision.  More or less!  Hmm.  Been chewing spearmint gum the last two days for walks.  Spearmint is green which is more or less what my favorite color is when it comes down to it.  I'm okay with most colors though.  Except for red.  Someone says their favorite color is red?  A big part of me is like That's WEIRD.  WHO IS THIS PERSON and/or WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM. 
   Hmm.  What else is up.  Feels like my brother's favorite color is/was/would be Red.  That's what I'd expect out of my brother from When We Were Kids At Least.  What a weirdo.  Hmm.  Also at this point in my life it's PARTLY a political party thing.  Red is Republican.  They're the dumb weirdoes of the political world!  But even WITHOUT THAT just something about red that strikes me the wrong way.  Too AGGRESSIVE.  Kinda uncomfortable with out INTENSE red is.  Hmm.  What else is up.  21st paragraph overall I think.  Maybe write one more paragraph.  That equal 22-- the amount I had yesterday.  ALRIGHT.  Gettin' A STREAK going.  Ain't nothin' wrong with that!  Hmm.  Gotta be honest, Bob Dylan's essays are a bit to VITALIZED.  I'm guessing Bob Dylan is roughly 93 and these essays seem like they were written by a man FOURTY YEARS YOUNGER.  Also my REAL guess is Bob Dylan is Oh I Don't Know EIGHTY ONE.  Lemme LTURQ.  HE'S 81 ON TE DOT.  WHERE'S MY PARADE.  Probably nearby.  Not sure why they'd start My Parade REAL far away.  Gotta be at least in the neighborhood, right?
   Ugh.  Well Bob Dylan was VITALIZED because he was propped up on consuming Dunkin & Donuts all the time.  Makes sense to me.  I'd eat a Dunkin Donuts or somethin, I dunno.  Hmm.  Hills Have Them Eyes is 90 minutes long.  Way things feel tonight, all the reason in the world to guess I can watch that in its entirety when this is over.  THINK I'M GONNA POP OPEN A MINI PERSONAL BAG OF, "Cool," Ranch Doritos.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.   Guess today was alright.  Nothin explicitly bad about today.  Dems took a step or two backwards in house races I think but that'll happen now and again I Guess.  How many songs does Bob Dylan go through in his book.  I'm gonna guess SIXTY TWO.  Lemme LTURQ.  SIXTY SIX.  JUST AS I SUSPECTED.  Well that's it for now I guess.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-10:02 P.M.   

Sunday, November 13, 2022

I Figure This'll Be Done At Some Point

    Hey friends!  New routine schedule I think!  Gonna drop down from 25 paragraphs overall to 20!  10 in morning instead of 15! TODAY AT LEAST it'll be 5 paragraphs before walk II, then 5 paragraphs after.  POSSIBLE I change my mind and just do 10 in a row and that'll be it for the morning.  Either way I don't feel like we'd be missing too much.  However YA NEVER KNOW.  Maybe it means I cut down on Good Stuff and the Fluff remains.  Hopefully it goes the other way though.  ANyway.  11:12 AM right now.  Hopefully write these five paragraphs in about thirty five minutes ideally.  So that's good.  Had some NightMight snacking last night.  More than I like!  But not quite as much as the nights before.  Had delicious Classic Breakfast this morning.  Blue Berry Pop Tart and I believe CHOCOLATE comprehensive iced cream sandwich.  Any other Upkeep reports.  Hmm.  Drinking leftover coffee from yesterday!  If I keep having 2 cups a morning, I can have a cup with EACH 5 paragraph period of morning instead of Not Having One with First Five Paragraphs!  Gotta remember to make coffee before I go on 1st walk going forward.  So I'll always have enough AND both cups are fresh!
   Four paragraphs to go!  Any more UPKEEP.  Chinese Food for lunch.  Waffle for dinner most likely.  Thinking a lot about a delicious Lucky Sherm bar in 2 hours or so.  Anyway.  What do I got going on for me today.  DAMNIT.  I have Some Interesting Dreams last night but I forget them completely now!  I wanna make a habit of writing dreams down.  To remember them.  So then I have incentive to Dream More Interesting Crap.  Couldn't hurt!  Gotta make the most of my Sleep Time.  Interesting Dreams and Remembering them is PRODUCTIVE.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Two things definitely to watch today are SNL and Deadwood Movie.  That should hit the spot or something.  Lookin' like 6-7 walks today again.  Standard amount more or less!  Anyway.  Getting pretty enthusiastic about playing Rocksmith to learn more guitar.  HOWEVER last time I tried guitar wasn't hooking up properly.  I'll figure that out probably.  Gotta figure something out probably!
   National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Nothing.  November 14th.  No food listed.  Oh well.  I guess maybe there's a good reason for that.  What else is up.  Lemme see how toe looks after being totally exposed over night.  HEY looks pretty good.  No complaints there.  Plan on keeping it Socked more seriously though than I did last night.  Last night I was ready to throw caution to the wind and not make a big deal about definitely wearing socks at home.  NAH.  Let's play it safe.  Retrieve caution back from wind.  Hmm.  Two and a half paragraphs to go.  If I'm writing TWO 5 paragraph acts as only thing between walks-- gonna be TWO periods between walks Pretty Short!  Could be as little as half an hour between walks.  INCLUDING the amount of time I spent between walks not Actually Typing Paragraphs.  AMAZING.  I think if I'm waking up early enough as I probably will be, MAYBE I can just write one 10 paragraph Act and that's it for the morning.  We'll see how it goes!  MAYBE I JUST MIX IT UP.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  WAIT NO.  Making it TWO acts for the day.  Act I gonna be 10 paragraphs with recess AS ACT II (WAS ACT III) is (WAS).  So that's good.  Down to two titles a day.  LOTS LET PRESSURE.  Let's face it, it's been QUITE A WHILE since I was knocking titles out of the park. Maybe having only 66% of titles to write now will help inspire me to do better!  Hmm.  What else is up.  At this point how much time am I gonna have for Act I part ii.  Should be at least fourty minutes.  That'd be plenty.  Good deal.  What was I listening to this morning walk.  NEW IN ALTERNATIVE I believe.  Good stuff.  I like alternative music.  It's like rock music!  But somehow it's the alternative to something as well.  Not sure how or why.  What is Quintessential Alternative Band.  My guess is Lemme LTURQ.  Looks like internet thinks of Nirvana as alternative.  I WOULDA GUESSED internet would say that.  SOUNDS like internet.  SURE I have egg whites but didn't eat balanced breakfast.  Hmm.  What else is up.
   Last paragraph before walk!  AMAZING.  The premise behind easing up on Website Paragraphs is that I'll continue doing productive things in afternoon.  Working on music and the like.  So SPREAD OUT the Productivity Time And Effort a bit.  LAY UP on the Crazysheet Paragraphs!  Makes sense.  Hmm.  Figure I'll do one of two Good Productive Things-- get started on Rocksmith OR get started on Bob Dylan book w/ listening to the songs he's writing about while I'm readin' about them!  GOOD DEAL.  Upcoming Period of Time for My Life COULD be pretty decent if I play my cards right!  Hmm gotta play my cards right now.  I can do that.  I'm not bad at card games I know how to play.  POKER Variants and the like.  Better than your average Joe.  Not as good as I was at my peak I'm sure!  But I could pick up where I left off and be better than the average jerk.  Hmm.  Maybe I write a bonus sixth paragraph here.  That could be something I do regularly!  Bonus paragraph or two AS I SEE FIT.
   Yeah!  What else is up and crap.  Hmm.  Democrats held senate Still!  Nobody gonna take that away from them at this point.  Unless Democratic senator changes parties.  That'd be dumb.  One of the dumbest things I could think of!  Anyway still got WARNOCK hopefully.  What if WARNOCK changes parties too!  THAT'D BE EVEN DUMBER.  Where do you get off with All This Dumb.  Also the word parties is all well and good but I think we'd ALL be a lot happier if the word was partys.  Both as noun and verb.  Hey I'm not switching partys as a noun.  OR hey I'm a guy whe partys hearty as a verb.  That's a verb right.  SEEMS like a verb to me.  Anyway.  Hmm.  Thinking about making a conscious effort to stay up late.  I'm gonna watch TV LESS in daytime.  Might a well watch it MORE at nighttime!  I CAN GET IN LOTTA SLEEP even with staying up later 2 hours.  JUST DO IT how hard is that.  NOT TOO HARD is my impression.  Anyway.  That's enough for now I guess.  I'll be back soon!

   HEY.  Great news!  Was talking about looming recreational marijuana availability with my parents, and I got to the subject of me giving it a shot, and they weren't totally resistant to it!  I would have thought they'd be like NO WAY NOT WITH YOUR MENTAL DEAL AND WHATKNOT, FORGET IT.  Instead they were like oh well you should check with your doctor to see if it presents a problem with your medications and whatknot.  So basically THAT DOOR IS OPEN TO BE WALKED THROUGH.  Still a chance I try it and don't like it.  BUT there's a chance I try it, I like it, and I KEEP DOING IT.  LIFE JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT MORE INTERESTING.  Anyway.  Gotta imagine Doctor would be AGAINST IT generally.  To what EXTENT I dunno.  We'll see how that goes I guess.  Hmm. How much time do I have to write Act I part ii.  Fourty minutes.  Guess I'll write either 5 or 6 paragraphs overall!  Amazing.  What kinda routine would that be.  Maybe smoke a little in the afternoon, drink a little in the evening.  HOLY CRAP ALL DAY IS AMAZING.
   We'll see I guess.  Let's not get ahead of ourselves.  What else is going on and crap.  Walk after this.  Then shower.  Then Some Sort Of TV.  I guess SNL.  Get that out of the way.  IN A POSITIVE SENSE.  What else is going on and crap.  DIDN'T end up counting all the pieces of seasame chicken yesterday.  Figured if I end up with too few on part III of III in the meal, I got an extra Dumpling or Two I can have.  That'd be pretty good I guess.  Also did I measure out .75 cup of rice for first meal YES OF COURSE.  Sounds like six ounces to me.  Hmm.  No Salman Rushdie twitter update yet.  Maybe just check generic google update.  Make sure he's On The Mend.  Last update was October 23rd.  Can't see out of one eye and lost use of one hand.  Are they on the same side of the body?  I dunno.  Doesn't say in the google Half Sentence Summary of the article.  So I guess we'll never know for sure.  Hmm. 
    Third paragraph of Act i part ii.  LOOK how do I feel about only 2 Crazysheet Titles a day instead of 3?  MIXED.  Crazysheet primary directive in theory is comedy.  Rule of 3's in comedy!  HOWEVER been a while since I've been writing good titles.  Less titles a day I have to write the more time and effort I can devote to titles.  OR just more likelihood a title will be good.   Don't devote more time and effort-- but if I can write 2 good titles a day out of three-- now ALL titles are good per day instead of Most.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Got FRESH coffee going on with these paragraphs now.  Good deal.  Hopefully I can get Rocksmith working.  Yesterday when I tried to load it the cable connecting guitar to xbox wasn't working.  Didn't register as if it were plugged into guitar!  Gotta imagine I can address that one way or another at some point somehow.  Hmm.  There's a NEW Rocksmith that dropped this year or will be dropping soon.  WILL THAT BE backwards compatible with XBOX360?  Lemme LTURQ.  CAME OUT SEPTEMBER this year.  HMM it works on COMPUTER.
   I know computer!  I HAVE computer.  Anyway I'll look up Rocksmith Plus later on in a little bit.  See if that' worth upgrading to.  In the meantime though gonna write 2 or 3 more paragraphs.  Probably three.  Let's have fun with it and crap.  Maybe just write 2 more paragrahs.  That's fun, too!  Get to move on with my day roughly eight minutes or so quicker.  Hmm.  What kinda walk am I taking upcoming walk.  ParkWalk!  Amazing.  Is there any question whether I will have Chinese Food for lunch?  DON'T THINK SO.  Guess I MAY count out seasame chicken pieces at this point.  That'd be the responsible thing to do at least.  Hmm.  ALSO Seasame Chicken was a FINE replacement for General Tso!  Pretty much the same thing!  They say it's a little sweeter and I BELIEVE THEM.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Man oh man.  Take care of business in morning.  Take care of business in afternoon.  Take care of business in evening.  Take care of business at night.  GO TO SLEEP. Do it some more.  WOW NEXT PHASE OF MY LIFE SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF BUSINESS BEING TAKEN CARE OF WHILE OFTEN INEBRIATED FOR A GREAT CHUNK OF THE TIME.
   Fifth paragraph of act i part II.  Hmm.  What kinda snack am I looking at pre-lunch?  Hmm.  If I have a snack we're talking Lucky Sherm bar.  At this point maybe I just skip snack.  PROBABLY NOT THOUGH.  Good deal.  Not sure I'm happy with Dave Chappelle being 20 years older than he was at Chappelle's Show.  And even MORE years older than he was in the 1990's.  Him being young I think was an underrated part of his deal.  Just seemed not just young in practice but YOUNG AT HEART.  Not sure what that means.  But it IS a real feeling I get!  HE'S OLDER NOW and it's DIFFERENT.  Not as SPRY.  Huh.  Guess at this point I'll wrote another paragraph and a half before taking walk.  Also I haven't watched this episode yet.  Maybe he's SPRY AS FUCK what do I know.  Hmm.  If I make first 2 portions of entry six paragraphs each instead of 10 and 5, that's only THREE paragraphs less.  But it FEELS a lot easier.  Good deal!
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  Hmm.  Only negative thing is Doctor will probably say Don't Smoke Marijuana.  I think THERAPIST I could get tentatively on board.  I think OTHER doctors could be on board.  But specifically This Psychiatrist I Got'll be a problem.  She's STRONGLY against me drinking 2 beers a night!  Hmm.  I'll figure something out I guess.  What else is up.  3 or 4 sets of sit-up/push-ups already today.  Ten'll be easy.  Hmm.  Now that toe is heal'd should I bump up sit-up/push-up set amount?  I feel like 15 or 20 would be pretty easy.  Let's say 15 would be a good thing to aim for!  Amazing.  Probably.  SOUNDS amazing off the top of my head.  What else is crap. How long is Deadwood Movie.  I'm gonna guess An hour And Fourty Minutes.  GOD DAMNIT it's An Hour And Fifty Minutes.  I WAS STRONGLY CONSIDERING GUESSING THAT.  I guess I'm some sort of idiot it turns out.  Huh.  I'll be back tonight!

down to the last title

    Hey!  Having delicious 90 calorie fudge iced cream bar instead of 60 calorie choco pop.  I MADE MY CHOICE AND I STAND BY IT.  Not literally.  Not a real Physical Place I can stand by.  Also I'm sitting right now.  I'd stand up if I absolutely had to, sure, but for now my instinct is LET'S LET IT SIT FOR A WHLIE.  It being Me.  Let Me Sit For A While!  Hmm.  Had delicious 2 slices of pizza for dinner tonight and will have delicious waffle tomorrow for dinner.  Had Chinese food for lunch and WILL AGAIN tomorrow.  Had less seasame chicken pieces today AND will have less tomorrow.  But overall Hearty enough to split into the 3 meals overall.  GREAT ANYTHING ELSE EXCITING HAPPEN.  I had a lucky sherm bar pre-lunch and a 2/3rds size the 3/4ths size donut for Mid-day snack.  AMAZING.  Six walks up till this point.  Seventh walk RELATIVELY IMMINENT.  HUH.  What else is up.  Finished .5 beer I had leftover from last night A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO.  Starting new one now.  ANYTING ELSE.  YES BUT I'M KEEPING THE REST TO MYSELF.  Playing this one close to the vest ya know what I mean.
   Hmm.  Started New Hat.  It's a good one!  I wore that new hat and winter jacket on last walk.  Gettin' cold out there!  We're close to halfway through November.  We're PAST Halfway Through November if we weigh Time as Being concentrated more in the first 13 days of the month compared to the last 18.  I dunno WHY that would happen but JUST IN CASE IT HAS, then we need to be thinking about that as a possibility.  Huh.  Watched SNL, watched Deadwoof Film, am finally watching VHS film.  It's okay.  It's a weird film because the premise is HEY THESE ARE PEOPLE.  Most films its like HEY THESE ARE PROFESSIONAL ACTORS PLAYING WRITTEN CHARACTERS.  This one is FOUNT FOODAGE and ya really get the sense hey IF I WAS IN REAL LIFE this is kinda what I'd be dealing with.  Jerks like this.  Very SHOCKING to be confronted with that sort of thing as someone who doesn't participate in real life.  VERY UNCOMFORTABLE but at the same time Sexually Aroused?
   Hmm.  Hmm been wearing a sock since shower.  Thinking about taking a peek at toe.  See what's going on there.  NAH Let's keep the mystery going a little bit longer.  I'll take socks off once and for all after recess walk and THEN we'll see what's what.  Hmm.  Impression I'm getting is Dems chance at house has NOT improved in the last 24 hours and in fact may have UNIMPROVED.  Not just NONimproved but NEGATIVE improved.  HEY just remembered a dream I had.  I was going to Six Flags with my parents.  At my current age.  But my Dad was driving.  And I was REALLY UPSET that we left the house at around 1 pm because we'd get there are like 3 or 4 PM and they close SOON AFTER THAT.  GOD DAMNIT.  What's even THE POINT if we're gonna be there for four or five hours.  Gotta choose between Riding three of the best rides or just  riding the crappy rides without lines.  ALSO THIS WAS ONLY A DREAM.  THANK GOD.
   Halfway through Act II part i.  Then again even Four hours at Six Flags is better than NO hours at six flags???  I dunno I don't think so. It'd just bring to mind What A Wasted Trip.  Why tease myself.  Entire experience would be soured!  That four or five hours of unpleasantness will NOT be redeemed by 15 minutes of Fun Time.  NOT EVEN CLOSE.  OH and I think my Dad wanted to do the Motion Simulator Ride.  Which I was okay with.  I LIKE THAT RIDE A LOT in real life.  MY DAD REPRESENTS ME IN THE DREAM.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Also I THINK it was my Mom's fault we left late.  Although in a sense it's all of our faults.  Maybe she deserves MOST of the blame for one reason or another BUT IT WAS US WHO ENABLED HER and TOLERATED the kind of behavior and attidue which led to us leaving for Six Flags ALREADY INTO THE AFTERNOON.  Hmm.   Was my brother with us?  I dunno. Don't think so!  Anyway.
   Penultimate paragraph of act II part i!  Hmm.  Maybe just go with unindulgant snack of lucky sherm bar after recess.  It's GOOD because DELICIOUS.  What other alternatives do I have besides shroom bar.  Oh.  I know.  Lucky Sharm AND a tootsie pop.  That's a DELICIOUS and productive alternative.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Not much would be my guess.  But on the other hand I guess I can figure out how to MAKE something else go on and crap.  Gotta have SOMETHING go on somehow one way or another.  NOTHING GOING ON WOULD BE A HUGE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS THAT I'M NOT READY TO DEAL WITH RIGHT NOW.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Hopefully have balanced breakfast tomorrow.  That's KIND OF something going on.  At the very least, for the rest of time Up Until Tomorrow, I can LOOK FORWARD to a Balanced Breakfast.  It's something OTHER TAN NOTHING for the next few hours leading up to it.  HUH.
   Last paragraph before recess.  Hmm.  VHS is okay so far.  I'm not a big fan of the, "People," in it, though!  I LIKE PEOPLE TO BE MORE OBVIOUSLY MADE UP.  Is that so wrong.  Probably!  Hmm.  Guess I'm aiming for the normal 6 / 4 paragraph split in Evening Acts part i and ii.  KINDA ARBITRARY right now though.  That'd take me to 22 paragraphs overall though Which Is A Number.  It's no NUMBER 23.  No MOVIE about 22.  Except for if they made a film of Catch XXII.  Which they probably have.  But they'd have to use REGULAR Numerals not Roman Numerals because that's how they denote year of publication.  Get confusing if they used it in title as well.  It'd be a real CATCH TWENTY TWO if they used the roman numerals in the title as well!  TOPICAL HUMOR.  Anyway what else is up.  Hey I guess that's it for now.  Be back soon!

   Hey!  Back!  Had a delicious Lurky Sharm Bar.  NOT AS DELICIOUS as Past Attempts At Eating This Treat.  Kinda delicious but also kinda weird flavor to it.  It's what I imagine Just Eating Lucky Charms would be like-- in a negative way.  Either way oh well live and learn.  Took out some garbage and recyclables and A BUNCH OF BOX.  We're talkin flattened box.  Not that big box.  But a BUNCH of smaller box.  Flatten them box.  Put em in Garbage Dumpster between garbage can bins that are in garbage dumpster.  LOOK I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN TO YOU MY EXTERNAL GARBAGE SITUATION THAT I DEAL WITH IN MY HOUSE LIFE.  The point is I'm not wearing socks and it'd be fun to play with The Toe that was a problem but I MUST REFRAIN from touching or scraping or biting or picking at it.  JUST LET IT BE.  Otherwise GOTTA PUT THE SOCK BACK ON.  I can't live with messing up this toe again.  I CAN but it'd be easier to Not.
   Presumably three more paragraphs to go.  Gonna start beer #2.5 of the day.  Guess I'll finish V/H/S/ 1 when this is over.  I'm not feeling comfortable with How Much I Wanna Play With My Toe.  Ya know pick at the skin and/or nail?  GONNA PUT THE SOCKS BACK ON.  Cause I'm an ADULT.  I can see where I'm having trouble with myself AND I'M TAKING APPROPRIATE GROWN MAN STEPS to deal with it!  JUST LET ME PICK AT TEH SKIN A LITTLE BIT MORE and I'll be ready.  JUST A BIT MORE THAT'S ALL I NEED.  ACTUALLY in my last moments together I WANNA PICK AT THE NAIL NOT THE SKIN.  Ugh.  Gonna put on the socks now.  Really!  ALRIGHT MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.  I have re-socked myself!  What else is going on and crap.  A little bit behind schedule today.  Had slightly late dinner!  IT ARRIVATED SLIGHTLY LATE, PUSHING EVERYTHING BACK ROUGHLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF SLIGHT LATE.  So that's good.  HEY I only have to write two more paragraphs.  THAT'S THE GREATEST NEWS SINCE LAST PARAGRAPH WHEN I ONLY HAD TO WRITE THREE MORE PARAGARPHS.
   Yeah!  Not sure what time I'm supposed to aim for waking up tomorrow.  In terms of When To Set Alarm, in terms of When To Actually Aim To Get Out Of Bed, in terms of When I Will ACTUALLY roughly get out of bed as a compromise, and in terms of When I WISH I could stay in bed until.  IT'S THE THIRD NUMBER THAT'S TE MOST RELEVANT.  That's the number where Hey I Actually Got Out Of Bed.  Hmm.  Maybe around 10:00 AM?  10:30 AM?  SOUNDS LIKE ONE WAY TO GO ABOUT THINGS.  EVERYTHING is one way to go about things.  What if it's Two Ways To Go About Things.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.  Maybe I should KEEP UP THE PRESSURE on Re-calibrating New York State Democratic Party.  I WILL DEVOTE A SENTENCE TO IT EVERY DAY FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER.  At some point They'll HAVE to re-calibrate themselves.  I'D SHAME TEM INTO IT if I write enough sentences over time.
    Seems like one way to go about things.  Either way only one more paragraph to go here.  Hmm.  Came across two old Simpsons books.  One of them is the premise is it's a Simpsons Family Photo Album and it's got lots and lots of pages of jokes that are like PHOTOS or LIFE MEMORABILIA one way or another.  Some of it specifically from episodes (The letter Marge wrote Ringo Starr!) and some of it just made up for the book.  Either way I found THAT book and also a Simpsons book that's THE EXACT SAME THING.  I HAVE THE SAME BOOK TWICE.  I PHRASED IT CLEVERLY SO TO MAXIMIZE SHOCK AND AWE when I finally revealed I had duplicates of the same book.  I STAND BY MY JOKES.  Not really a joke.  Not even standing by it that much.  Either way what else is going on and crap.  That's it!  I'll see ya tomorrow and whatknot!

-10:17 P.M. 

Saturday, November 12, 2022

Maybe I Replace This Title With Something Better

    Hey!  About 10:15 AM right now.  Gonna have no CrunchTime in morning today!  End up with six or seven walks overall today.  Not bad!  Had too much NIghtMight Snacking again last night!  By a lot!  That's three nights in a row I ate significantly more NightMight than I'm comfortable with!  None of them qualify as a Bange alone, but altogether?  Equals maybe 1.4 Banges.  NOT GREAT.  Anyway had classic breakfast this morning.  Smore Pop Tart and chocolate comprehensive iced cream sandwich.  Huh.  Not sure about lunch as of now!  Could just go with herbed chicken Super Market meal.  Probably gonna wanna get Bison Burger AND griddlecentric meal tonight from Diner Delivery.  So I can get EGG WHITE with griddle centric meal.  Also cause griddlecentric meal is delicious!  Anyway that'd be one bonus lunch I have.  Which isn't ideal if I'm getting Multi Part Chinese Food!  Hmm.  TV called Arizona for Kelly!
    WOW.  TV?  Now you're talking My Parent's Language.  Twitter calling it was MY language.  For now.  Presumably I ditch Twitter at some point soon!  Either for something better OR something REAL LIFE better.  Could be a better social media Keeping Up With News app.  OR I could move on with my life.  HMM how would I stay adequately informed then.  Maybe I WOULDN'T.  Ever think of that?  Or I could do New Twitter but much less time in the day.  Maybe check it out for half an hour a day.  Not All Day.  Hmm.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Still looks like MASTRO is almost definitely gonna win?  What's THEM STATS.  Is it 90+%?  95+%?  Based on the degree to which twitter is confident I'd say it better be 92.5+% or else we're gonna have a BROOKS BROTHERS RIOT on our hands.  But TWITTER.  Also I don't know what Brooks Brothers Riot means.  I've seen it referred to before.  Some sort of Wall Street Jerks wanting them to throw the 2000 election.
   Sounds like I DO know what it is.  VAGUELY.  Look like Good Guy Lady will win Los Angeles Mayor Race.  That's good.  I'm a fan of Los Angeles.  That's where movies come from!  Hmm.  Movie Industrial Complex has taken a hit since Pandemic in my eyes.  I was seeing Film 25 times a year for like a decade.  Quarantine ended all that! FOR ME.  Also maybe they just don't make that many good movies anymore for other reasons.  Either way they'll figure out Major Motion Pictures again.  Also I feel like movies designed for Streamers are MINOR Motion Pictures.  They may have big budgets and big actors and everything.  I don't care.  MAJOR is on the big screen.  Small screen?  MINOR.  Look it's FINE.  I like minor motion pictures for CONVENIENCE in general and During Partial Quarantine in specific.  But MAJOR Motion Picture is AMAZING per my recollection.  So that's good.  How confident are we in Arizona Governor Race?  VERY confident?  A LOT confident?
   Fourth paragraph.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Indian Pudding Day, National Pupusa Day, and National Split Pa Soup Week.  HOW HTE HELL is Split Pea Soup getting AN ENTIRE WEEK.  I'm not happy about it having a day but I could UNDERSTAND THAT.  An entire week seems excessive!  Anyway I'd NEVER have split pea soup.  Sounds gross!  Also WHAT IS PUPUSA.  The only think I know about it is when I checked website the way I remembered how to spell it on Microst Front Page was okay PUP and USA.  I can remember PUP like in Puppy and USA like in America.  ANyway WHAT IS IT.  Thick griddle cake from El Salvador and Honduras.  Stuffed with things!  Picture looks pretty good.  I'd eat some PUPUSA.  From the outside looks like really thick Pita Bread.  Maybe that's kind of what it is!  Anyway.  INDIAN PUDDING?  Let's see WHAT THE HELL that is.  Hmm.  I think it refers to AMERICAN INDIAN.  THAT' WEIRD.  It's the 21st century.  You're saying Indian Pudding I FEEL LIKE IT SHOULD BE SOUTH ASIAN INDIAN.  Anyway.  What IS it.  Looks good.  Too complicated to tell you why or how.  JUST TRUST ME.
   Fifth paragraph.  Amazing!  Getting close to the end of Deadwood.  Five or six episodes left.  Plus Deadwood Movie after that.  Should be done within a couple or a few days!  Hmm.  Almost done with Bruce Sprangstein album.  Halfway through final song!  Hmm.  What do I put on next.  Could be practically anything!  Hmm.  Probably a current music playlist.  ALT?  ROCK?  TODAY'S HITS?  Could be anything.  Lookin' unlikely Democrats win the house of representatives.  Also do the representatives really live in this house.  HOUSE MEANS YA LIVE THERE.  Not sure that's accurate.  This building HOUSES THEM as a verb.  Contains em for SOME amount of time.  Lets em hang out there!  Doesn't mean they have to SLEEP there and GET THEIR MAIL there.  Hmm.  What kinda crap do I have in store for today other than work on Deadwood.  Maybe a SIMPSONS or two.  Tales In The Crypt makes a ton of sense!  Hmm.  READ OR SOMETHING maybe.  Maybe I read something other than Bob Dylan book first.  Hmm.  I can read NOVEL.  I've done it before.  COFFEE TIME.
   Good deal.  As of now not excited about any DayTime Day things.  Deadwood.  Lunch.  Book.  None of it rings out as GREAT to me.  But whatever I settle on will be good!  I will enjoy having lunch whatever it is!  I will enjoy TV whatever it is!  I will enjoy either READING some book or deciding NOT to read some book Whatever It Is!  So that's good.  Anyway.  Hmm.  How much time do I have to write 5 paragraphs.  AS MUCH TIME AS I WANT.  Oh okay that sounds good.  Let's say AN HOUR.  Not gonna take more than fourty five minutes at the very VERY must.  Or VERY very most.  I think the first one.  Then again I LIKE MIXING IT UP with the second one.  Hmm.  When putting in DVD the last couple of days I've looked over at stack of Video Games.  I could play a video game!  Call of Duty II was fun!  Rocksmith could be fun if I can live with the slight Guitar Lag.  Also VERY PRODUCTIVE?  Maybe I should strongly consider that.  Even with slight guitar lag probably pretty productive.
   Seventh paragraph!  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Figure out a thing to listen to that's fun.  AGAIN I don't know what I'd enjoy as of now but whatever it is I'll end up being satisfied with.  Huh.  Anyway.  Snack pre-lunch probably gonna be Lucky Charm bar.  Remind myself what that was all about.  Probably had one or two of those over night.  Don't remember exactly!  Was more or less 70% asleep!  So that's good.  What griddlecentric meal are we talkin.  I don't THINK I want the Chocolate Chip Pancakes but now that I think about it MAYBE I DO.  Waffle is unlikely but would be solid.  Freedom Toast is probably in the lead, but I dunno about Old Fashioned White Bread Slices or Challah Bread.  Also shouldn't CHALLAH BREAD Be old Fashioned and the new fangled white bread slices be called out by name?  I DUNNO.  I think so!  But I can't say for certain!  Anyway Challah French Toast is HEARTIER but more calories one would imagine.
   Three paragraphs to go before walk!  Amazing.  I remember Back In The Day an hour and a half ago I was just getting up out of bed more or less.  Huh.  Had some sort of dream last night.  I remembered it after waking up.  I remember wanting to remember it beyond that point.  NOW I FORGET.  WAIT I Just remembered part of it.  WAIT NOW I JUST REMEMBERED A SECOND PART OF IT.  None of those parts seem Worth Remembering though.  Musta been something else to it that I wanted to remember.  Oh well such is life.  Interested in eatin' a bag of doritos.  Wouldn't be crazy to have one of them as a snack.  150 calories!  DAYTIME SNACK gonna run me between 70-150 calories.  JUST low enough to be Not Going Out Of My Way To Have More Hearty Snack.  Hmm.  Or I could have sandwich today for lunch with that bag.  Also HALF is Nacho Cheese and half Cool Ranch?  I'd be leaning towards trying a Nacho Cheese FOR SURE.  Hmm.  What's the estimate for how many chips there'd be.  For 150 calories?  Could it be AS HIGH AS TEN?  I'd say between eight and ten probably.  Lemme LURQ on internet how many calories a Dorito Chip is.  WOW.  12 chips is 150 calories.  12 chips is a reasonable amount of Hearty for that amount of calories!  THIS JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT MORE INTERESTING.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Cool Ranch is same amount of calories.  Hmm.  They could easily be LYING I guess.  What else is up and crap.  Hopefully the New York Democrat Dysfunction this election cycle gets people who are otherwise unengaged in politics to see how terrible the NY Democratic Party is.  Appoint conservative judges!  Run towards the center, not the left!  FIGHT the Left more than Republicans.  Be ENTRENCHED in people who already have power.  DON'T TAKE running seriously and/or don't take REPRESENTING seriously.  And that just scratches the surface!  I'M pretty uninformed as well.  I KNOW THAT MUCH as what I just said but even ME is not 100% on the up and up on How Terrible Democratic Party in NY is.  So that's good.  WE FACE A RECKONING.  Sounds serious.  Hmm.  What if I have a bag of doritos Minus Two Chips as snack.  10 doritos I think is hearty enough for a small snack.  Hmm.  That'd be, what, 125 calories?  Lemme CRUNCH THOSE NUMBERS on COMPUTER Calculator.  YEP.  Computer calculator is in agreement with My Head Calculator!
   Last paragraph for Act I!  Hmm.  Still not sure at all about lunch.  So that's good.  IF I get chicken centric meal from Chinese Restaurant I'm thinking about indulging in PORK steamed dumplings as appetizer instead of shrimp.  I NEED SOME RED MEAT.  Pork is red meat.  Kinda white now that I think about it.  Lemme LTURQ.  CLASSIFIED AS RED MEAT even though lighter in color.  AMAZING.  Huh.  I remember back in the day my only criteria for deciding between steamed dumplings and fried dumplings was what am I in the mood for.  A SIMPLER TIME.  When I didn't acre about bonus calories and Unhealthitude of fried dumplings over steamed.  Oh well.  Steamed is probably better ANYWAY.  Fried is too clunky.  Let the FILLING be the star, not the dumpling!  C'mon!  Hmm.  Mets deal with closer Edwin Diaz has them paying him until 2042.  WOW.  Big risk on his part!  He can EASILY be dead by then.  WE MIGHT ALL be dead by then.  IT'S GONNA BE A TUMULTUOUS TWO DECADES anything can happen.  Then again maybe it'll be Tumultuous GOOD two decades.  Lotta crazy GOOD stuff happening.  That sounds unintuitive.  Pretty sure things progressively get Worse.  THEN AGAIN HMM I DUNNO.  Gonna go take a walk now.  Be back soon!

Hey Anything Can Happen

    Thought of A THIRD PART to dream on walk just now.  Probably will forget it again.  I guess that's how dreams go.  Anyway, right now leaning towards Chinese Food For Lunch!  Leaning towards having HALF bag of COOLER RANCH doritos.  Six doritos is KIND OF hearty enough for a small snack I think!  Anyway.  Get bonus diner meal and have it for DINNER tomorrow.  So I can continue making progress with Chinese food for lunch.  THINGS ARE SHAPING UP REAL GOOD.  Huh.  How much time do I have to write this act.  Over an hour.  How much time do I wanna give myself For Funs Sake.  Let's say Hmm I DUNNO.  Half an hour would be REAL fun.  But I don't wanna CrunchTime like that.  What's FUN and isn't much Crunch Time.  Fourty minutes.  SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.  That'd involve me getting home from next walk at Right About 1:00 PM!  AMAZING AND SHIT.  Huh.  Griddle centric is leaning towards Old Fashioned French Toast.  Which is French Toast drenched in whiskey and... what else is in an old fashioned.  I wanna say POPUSA.  "Muddling sugars with water."  Dunno what muddling means.  I know what MEDDLING is.  Is THAT relevant?  Also GARNISH with lemon or lime or something.  WOW sounds exciting.
   Four paragraphs to go for Day Time Day!  ALMOST DONE WITH BANDAIDS.  Gonna be taking off bandaid in about an hour to start Shower and then I'M DONE WITH IT.  It's gonna be fun.  Gotta make sure to wear socks I'd say for the next week at least continuously.  Normally SOMETIMES I don't wear socks!  NOT NOW.  PLAY IT SAFE.  Except for going to bed.  LET TOE BREATHE IN BED.  Good deal.  What Simpsons am I up to.  "Bart's Friend Falls In Love."  Don't think they tried to hard working on that title.  Kinda overly straight forward.  Either way I'm guessing that's the episode where Milhouse-- Bart's Friend-- falls in love-- with a girl.  This girl DOES NOT show up previous or aftermath to this episode.  Although that's something to consider for season 42 or 43.  Is there a betting market for how many seasons Simpsons goes ultimately.  Probably not.  It'd have to be a LONNNGGG TERM bet.  You can't bet things which may not be decided for over twenty years.
   Oh well.  What can ya do.  Compulsively Gamble on other things.  Oh that sounds good.  Hmm.  Sesame Chicken.  Pork Fried Rice. Extra broccoli.  Hot and sour soup.  THAT'S IT.  That's the lunch special.  Also get Steamed Pork Dumplings (8).  That's what menu says.  I wouldn't be shocked if it's a different number.  I'd GUESS eight.  But anything can happen!  Anyway that's 3 meals with 2 dumplings left over I feel.  3 dumplings for 2 Meals, soup for 3rd meal.  Figure out other 2 dumplings as Snack or something.  GET A THING OF ALMOND COOKIE?  SURE WHY NOT.  I LIKE TO MIX THINGS UP WITH COOKIES WITH ALMONDS IN EM.  Hmm.  Possible I mix up Walking Schedule and get Chinese Food Lunch earlier than normal and skip snack beforehand completely.  WE'LL SEE HOW I FEEL MOVING FORWARD.  What are odds dorito bag doesn't have exactly 12 chips.  Pretty reasonable odds.  MAYBE they somehow have it worked on The Factory Line that they DO get 12 doritos in the bag almost always.  Maybe it's not that cut and dry, though!  Either way wouldn't surprise me!
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  What if I get BBQ BEEF ON A STICK as appetizer for Chinese Food.  Comes with THREE of em.  Easily lines up with ONE PER MEAL.  Or on per 2 meal, soup per 3rd meal, figure out a snack way to have beef on a stick.  I've gotten Beef on stick before from OTHER Chinese Restaurants.  Can't picture what it is exactly.  Similar to spare rib meat?  But impaled on a stick?  That's my best guess.  I THINK I MIGHT TRY THAT.  Could be too hearty?  I dunno!  I don't see it being much more hearty than 3 Pork Dumplings.  Gotta be careful with stick.  VERY careful. Also HEY it says BBQ Beef On Stick.  THE BBQ part of it is a Sleeper in terms of being a game changer.  Huh.  What if I said can I get the BBQ beef on a stick, but can you send me extra sticks with it.  They'd probably do it!  NO questions asked!  Hmm.  Fourth paragraph.  Only gotta write one more and shit.  Then walk Then shower.
    Then NO MORE BANDAID.  Good deal.  3 Beefs on Stick is 20 cents more than 8 Pork Dumplings.  Gotta wonder how that comes into play.  Beef is probably more expensive than pork.  And sticks are probably LESS expensive than Dumpling Material.  I dunno I'll have to ask them WHICH IS HEARTIER 8 PORK DUMPLINGS OR 3 BEEF ON STICKS.  TAKE YOUR TIME.  I understand you don't get this question every day so I don't expect you to be able to answer immediately.  Hmm.  I guess as of now I'm aiming for six doritos in about an hour, then having lunch around normal time.  If I wanted to have lunch earlier that'd require me mixing up Walks in a way that isn't ideal.  WHY BOTHER.  That's how I feel!  Good.  Working on Today's Hits playlist on Apple Music.  I LIKE SOME OF THESE SONGS.  So that's good.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Done with Daytime Portion Of Entry!  AMAZING.  I bet I said, I dunno, a solid half a dozen jokes or something!  Not jokes.  But a solid six or eight Things that were vaguely SUBTLY amusing.  Not OVERTLY entertaining or anything.  But SOMETHING TO IT these six or eight things.  That's REALLY NOT THAT BAD a success rate.  Actually IT'D BE PRETTY GOOD if accurate.  Hmm.  I'll be back tonight.

so what else is up

    What's going on and crap.  Got choco pop going!  Had bison'd burger with DORITO for dinner.  Had Seasame Chicken with Steemed Pork Dumpling PART I of III for lunch.  THAT SORT OF CRAP.  LOTTA BULLSHIT CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH AND WHATKNOT FOR SNACKS.  Either way TOO MUCH SNACK.  Either way NOT BY THAT MUCH IN THE LARGE SCHEME OF TING.  What else.  ABANDONED listening to Today's Hits today.  Last thing I listened to was GREEN DAY: THE AMERICAN IDIOT album.  TO BE FAIR I still got, "Whatsername," to play for beginning of Recess walk.  It's a good album because it reminds you of Past Times you've heard the album.  And being TOO COOL for most of the songs.  Boulevard of Broken Dreams?  I'M A SOPHICATED 15 YEAR OLD WHITE GUY.  THIS SONG IS FOR THE RUBES.  THE PLEABS.  THE JOKERS OF THE COUNTRY AND WHATKNOT.  What song was for sophisticated 15 year old white guys like me.  I dunno LETTERBOMB how does that suit you.
    Five paragraphs to go until recess!  Got Belgian Waffle with egg white!   Balanced breakfast tomorrow!  Chinese food for lunch.  Maybe belgian waffle for dinner!  COULD TURN OUT THAT WAY, COULD TURN OUT SOME OTHER WAY, WHAT DO I KNOW.  The important thing is I started a new notebook that could be a big part of my life over the next few months!  200 page spiral notebook.  Such that it's 200 literal pages and 400 pages when you crunch the numbers and realize WAIT A SECOND I CAN WRITE ON TE BACK OF THESE PAGES TOO.  So that's gonna be a ton of fun.  Split into 5 sections.  Will I HONOR that division and divide my Writings such that each section is uniquely contented?  Or just write from start to finish and when it starts a new section MEANS NOTHING, just a continuation from the last section chronologically.  I DON'T KNOW.  I DON'T LIKE TEH SOUND OF IT EITHER WAY TO BE HONEST.  The important thing is I DO SOMETHING with it.  Hmm
    Third paragraph of Act III Part i!  Putting serious thought into trying to get better at guitar with Video Game.  BASICALLY I'm thinking about what am I gonna be doing with the next few months and the answers I'm coming up with is SOMETHING.  MULTIPLE THINGS IDEALLY.  Spiral notebook.  Lean guitar.  Write songs. Read books.  READ WIKIPEDIA.  That's something I wanna get back into.  LEARN from browsing back and forth on Wikikpedia Haphazardly.  Read history!  Philosophy!  THE SCIENCES.  Just click and click and see where the night takes me.  I've done that before in periods of life and I think it's the most worthy pursuit one can have in our so called modern lives.  Whose calling them Modern Lives.  I dunno but SOMEONE is and I'm very concerned about it or something.  Looks like House of Representationers is still in play.  WOW, PLAY?  HUH.  HOW ABOUT TAHT.
   Still got tootsie pop going on at least!  HMM Wonder what upcoming Dessert Indulgence snack will be.  Maybe go with something smaller to make up for larger meals and snacks Previously In My So Called, "Day."  LIKE A LUCKY SHERM BAR.  I can see myself getting something out of that kinda thing.  First things first though-- gotta bite down into lollipop ANY MOMENT NOW.  THERE DONE.  Still in the process of CHEWING.  But the first BITING DOWN and breaking the lollipop form it was in, I'm done with all that.  Amazing.  Thinking about watching Back II The Futures or maybe a Land Of The Dead coming up soon.  I got one episode of Deadwood left PLUS Deadwood movie.  Finish Deadwood SERIES tonight.  Watch movie tomorrow!  Then all that time and effort I had been devoting towards watching Deadwood can be re-appropriated!
   Penultimate paragraph of act iii part i!  Hmm.  Sounds good to me!  Pork dumplings a little bit TOO hearty.  In other circumstances I'd love it.  But in these MODERN DAY circumstances, these steamed dumplings packed A bit too much To The Brim with chop-em-up'd pork.  Oh well that's life I guess.  PART OF IT at least.  Hmm.  What kinda crap am I listening to after Whatsername.  THAT'S EASY.  SOMETHING ELSE.  Oh.  So don't listen to Whatsername on repeat.  YEP.  I'VE NARROWED IT DOWN THUSLY.  Good!  Any bit of Narrowing Down Progress is worthwhile I guess.  Also maybe I'm an idiot but if I was a Republican elected to congress for the 2023 season I'd just change party and become a Democrat.  So they could have the majority.  EASY.  What's so complicated about that?  JUST DO IT then everyone is over the moon!  Seems like a slam dunk, what's the hold up.  What are you AN IDIOT or something?
   Last paragraph before recess!  Hmm.  What are other good options for snack.  I dunno.  Lucky Sherm Bar might be the best option not just because it's less hearty but because it's potentially most delicious!  WOW THEN THIS IS WORKING OUT GREAT.  Huh.  Let's see.  Had about 8 or 9 of the 12 doritos with burger.  Had 3 to 4 of the other ones AT SOME POINT before hand.  So that's good.  Nacho Cheese.  Gotta imagine some Hot Shot Ad Campaigner has proposed SEVERAL TIMES A YEAR what if we had a thing where we offer doritos with different flavors IN THE SAME BAG.  A double dose.  Half Nacho Cheese half cool ranch.  Gotta imagine every month this jerk pitches it and WHY NOT.  At SOME POINT they'll have to listen to him.  SOONER OR LATER we're gonna get that promotion.  And it's gonna be This Jerks MOMENT IN THE SUN.  I envy him.  Or her.  Either way I hope it all works out for everyone involved.  Huh.  Gonna go take a walk now.  Be back soon!

   Hey.  Time to have Friderated lucky sherm bar.  Eating it upside down.  Going pretty good so far.  Anyway figure I'll watch entire Deadwood episode when this is over.  About Fourty Eight minutes worth of Deadwood when all is said and done.  Used delightful starbucks bathroom.  Let's get these four paragraphs done with as EFFICIENTLY as possible.  Well as quickly as possible.  Efficiently but specifically in the context of TimeTaking.  QUICK TimeTaking is EFFICIENT TimeTaking.  So that's good.  Remembered all the three parts of my dream that I remembered this morning.  EVEN STILL.  Amazing.  All three parts are recurring dream themes I have.  Easy to remember!  They just keep happening over and over again.  You don't forget a thing like that.  The definition of insanity is seeing the same thing happen repeatedly and Then Keep Forgetting It.  Kinda.  More or less.  Let's Just Go With That.
   Hmm.  Iced cream bar tonight probably gonna be a Fudge Iced Cream Bar.  Whether it's full fledged 90 calorie fudge bar or 40 calorie fudgeiscle.  I DON'T KNOW QUITE YET.  Anyway turkey day coming up in a couple of weeks.  I'll probably celebrate by eating Thanksgiving.  Because I like participating in AMERICAN society.  AMERICA says to eat some Thanksgiving?  I'M GONNA DO IT.  Why go out of my way to be difficult when I can go out of my way to be A Conformity.  Hmm.  Got my socks off with no bandaid on.  I'm sitting Criss Cross Indian Style and I can SEE my toe EXPOSED and everything.  Some of the skin is kinda appealing right around the nail area where it was cut.  ALL IN ALL THOUGH no big deal.  Could I go out of my way to peel off some skin because it's fun?  YES.  Will I?  Y.. HEY parents just excitedetly called me down to tell me they called Nevada.  Democratics control the senate FOR YET ANOTHER TWO YEARS.  AND YOU ALL DOUBTED THEM.
   Amazing.  Two paragraphs to go.  Skin just peeled off toe uniformly.  There was more skin UNDER it though.  Kinda more sensitive skin.  There was skin above skin and the bonus skin peeled off.  Maybe it was inevitable that things happened this way.  Kinda happy about it!  Don't gotta worry about the skin peeling because IT'S OVER AND DONE WITH.  And I'm not seeing any possible negative consequences from it, either!  The way things are I don't feel weird walking around without socks on while in the safety of my own house-room.  Room-house.  The point is I live in a house, I live in a room, but I specifically live in my RoomHouse.  Huh.  Not sure what that accomplishes.  Anyway what else is up.  Just don't BITE toes.  And/or Just Don't Rip Skin and/or Nails MORE.  LEAVE IT BE FOR A WHLIE.  Then in a few weeks re-calibrate to see if I wanna start biting and ripping and tearing at skin and nails.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Amazing!  What do I got going on tomorrow.  BALANCED BREAKFAST, CHINESE FOOD, AND BELGIAN WAFFLE.  Oh so A LOT then.  Sounds good to me!  Make some progress with Spiral Notebook.  Only wrote about 2/3rds of a page today but considering I didn't get started until the evening that's a decent amount.  Hmm.  Can't wait to watch the Deadwood movie.  I remember getting a real kick out of everyone being like a dozen years older than where we last left them.  Lemme see.  Maybe as much as FIFTEEN years older.  Movie was released 13 years after last episode.  Oh okay that's good.  Anyway is Warnock defends his senate seat GREAT NEWS FOR A KAMALA HARRIS.  Doesn't need to be at the senate's BECK AND CALL in case they need a tie breaking vote.  SHE CAN GO LIVE HER VICE PRESIDENT LIFE!  So that's good feel good.  Huh.  Guess I'm done here now.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-9:32 P.M.

Friday, November 11, 2022

Hello Whose There

    Hey friends!  Either half an hour behind schedule or half an hour ahead of schedule.  Not sure what the schedule is these days.  Let's just say it's 9:45 AM.  WOW THAT'S A LOT OF INFO I'M GIVING OUT.  Don't feel 100% comfortable with it.  Especially since now it isn't true!  NOW IT IS 9:46 AM.  Huh.  Took walk and then Super market came 5 minutes after I got back!  Real convenient!  Gonna end up with six or seven walks today all in all.  No crunch time for early portion of day.  Looks like some have called Arizona Senate for Democrats.  Which means they'll at the least be going into Georgia Run Off with chance to win senate.  HOPEFULLY with senate CONTROL.  That'd be my instinct for what to root for!  Hmm.  Started listening to new Nas album on walk.  King's Disease III.  MAN he must LOVE that title that he keeps going with it.  Three albums (NOT IN A ROW I DON'T THINK THOUGH).  Anyway so far GREAT.  Album called Magic between King's Disease II and III.  Is King's Disease GOUT.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.
    Anyway.  Dad was concerned I had Gout with my toe!  Turned out that wasn't the problem.  So that's good I guess.  Hmm.  Had an uncomfortable amount of NightMight snacking I think.  Not as bad as the night before.  Had chocolate croissant for breakfast.  WOW.  Still a long ways away from lunch.  It's The Time I Told You Recently plus six minutes.  So that's good.  Maybe have delicious Chinese Food for lunch!  I dunno!  Got chicken pot pie for dinner, that's for sure.  Anyway.  Think I put on Deadwood after last night entry but did not finish the episode!  CRAP.  I hope I remember what episode I was halfway through so I don't watch Same Stuff Again.  I THINK I CAN FIGURE IT OUT.  I remember the general sequences I saw last.  I could figure out where to pick up relatively easily I think.  So that' good.  FIFTY ONE MINUTE NAS ALBUM.  Got lots left.  Won't even finish it for upcoming walk!  AMAZING.
   Third paragraph.  National Food Of Tomorrow is... National French Dip Day and National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day.  What the HELL going backward.  That's the dumbest day I've ever seen!  Kinda rings a bell.  I think there was a similar day a few months ago.  Anyway I GET IT.  When you get Fast Food Pizza SUPREME I don't think they give anchovies.  Now that I think about it not sure Fast Food pizza always offers anchovies at all.  Better LTURQ.  Just looked at pizza hut.  I DON'T THINK THEY OFFER THE ANCHOVIE.  Maybe not easy enough to store frozen or something.  I dunno.  WHAT IF I GOT PIZZA HUT FOR LUNCH.  SUPREME STYLE.  Would two regular Pizza Hut Slices SUPREME STYLE be a reasonable amount of lunch calories.  My guess is it'd be over lunch calorie allotment by 150-300 calories.  AND two pizza hut slices ain't that filling.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  It'd be 150-200 calories OVER ALLOTMENT.
   Anyway.  Who gives a fig.  Not me!  Got no figs to give.  Huh.  Today is Friday.  Maybe some new MOVIE on streamers in addition to music on Apple Musics.  Hmm.  I uploaded the 5 track album I did to iTUNES because it's A BLAST to see my titles and whatknot all lined up in a row in iTunes format.  GETS ME OFF GOOD.  However iTunes doesn't work in terms of playing songs.  Dunno why.  Just doesn't on this computer!  STILL THOUGH I GET TO LOOK AT IT PRETTY GOOD and that's the important thing.  Hmm.  Dave Chappelle hosting SNL tomorrow night!  If we were talking most of my life WOW GREAT I LOVE DAVE CHAPPELLE.  I THINK He's somehow become problematic the last few years?  Not CANCEL worthy but SOMETHIN.  Off the top of my head I think anti-Trans comments.  Trans people.  Not Transcontinental RailRoad.  Either way let's NOT look that up.  Anyway.  Chappelle Show was A HIT in its time.  MADE HIM HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS I'M SURE.
   Fifth paragraph.  BUT ONE MORE DAY of bandaid.  Can't wait to Raw Dog it.  Gonna be fun.  Huh.  What does Raw Dog mean.  In this context maybe Sex without Condom?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  Amazing.  Whats THE STATS on relatively casual sex without condoms.  Lemme LTURQ.  14% young men say they never use condom, 57% say they sometimes do.  PLAY IT SAFE OUT THERE.  Use condom.  You don't want THE CLAP.  Maybe you do.  I dunno what YOUR DEAL is.  Anyway.  Elon Musk looking like a real dummy these days.  Maybe that's all part of his master plan.  MASTER PLAN TO DO WHAT.  Look like a dummy, I dunno!  Look is there an Oasis album called The Master Plan YES I'M ALMOST SURE THERE IS.  However is it an album I'm very unfamiliar with and don't know any of the songs PROBABLY.  Lemme LTURQ.  Only know 1 or 2 of the songs.  It's a COMPILATION ALBUM.  ALL ALBUMS ARE COMPILATION ALBUMS.  Yes.  There is a compilation of songs on the album.  AMAZING I GET IT.  Coffee time.
   RARELY listen to rap and/or hip hop these days.  I did go through a phase a year and a half ago where I went through Lots of Classic Rap and Hip Hop artists and albums.  It was fun!  But now what do I do.  Listen to the classic ones AGAIN?  Find some DEEPER CUT Classic ones?  I DUNNO EITHER ONE COULD PAY OFF IN DIVIDENDS.  Hmm.  There will never be another Beastie Boy album.  That's sad.  Could two surviving Beastie Boys do an album?  SURE.  And it would be THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE MILLENNIA.  But I don't see it happening.  Pretty sure the word I'm looking for is millennium.  Nah.  I'm gonna stick with millennia.  Gotta go with my gut on this one!  Hmm.  Maybe there's a COMPILATION ALBUM out there for Beastie Boys.  GREAT LOST TRACKS.  Not clunkers.  GOOD ONES.  Lemme LURQ if there's ever been a Beastie Boys LOST TRACKS ALBUM.  Some albums that are mostly greatest hits but maybe a new song or two that I haven't heard.  OH OKAY.
   Seventh paragraph.  What else is up.  Remaining two Beastie Boys ARE MUSICIANS.  That's what they're good at.  And society DEPENDS ON THEM for high quality songs.  THEY GOTTA CONSIDER DOING SOMETHING for us over the course of the rest of their and our lives.  Right?  I get wanting to honor memory of MCA but STILL.  GIVE US SOMETHING TO WORK WITH.  About three and a half paragraphs to go before next walk.  Amazing.  That'll be a blast and a half.  If I don't get Lunch Delivery what are my options.  Turkey, ham, or roast beef sandwich.  OR herbed chicken with sweet potatoe and broccoli.  OR CHICKEN POT PIE I GUESS.  Hmm.  Maybe I have Chicken Pot Pie for lunch and get delivery for dinner.  I DUNNO LEMME THINK ABOUT THIS.  LATER ON.  DON'T GOT TIME TO THINK NOW.  TOO BUSY WRITING.  Hmm.  Guess I could TRY to do Real CrunchTime and fit in a bonus walk in early part of the day.  NO REAL INCENTIVE THOUGH.
   Yeah!  Chinese Food for lunch seems to me to be the best option!  Guess I'd go with general tso chicken lunch special.  Pork fried rice, extra broccoli, hot and sour soup.  Crystal Shrimp Dumpling appetizer.  SPLIT THING INTO THREE LUNCHES ALTOGETHER.  Worked out pretty good last time.  IT CAN WORK OUT PRETTY GOOD AGAIN.  This time I gotta count how much General Tso Pieces I got from the start.  Don't wanna end up with only 3 pieces for Third Lunch.  YEAH.  What else is going on and crap.  Two and a half paragraphs to go before walk.  Feel like lately I've been writing quicker.  Last few days the 5 paragraph Act II is written in like 25-30 minutes.  Act I tops off at an hour.  DON'T KEEP AS CLOSE TRACK AS ACT III's.  So that's good and crap.  Not sure what I'm gonna do with LunchTime today.  Feels like it cuold be an Earlier Lunch Day.  WOW WHAT AMAZING STUFF.  Feels like it's uncool to like Oasis.  OH IN THAT CASE FORGET IT.
   Feels like I DON'T actively like Oasis.  But I have SOLIDLY in past.  Good band for High School Train Riding.  One album starts off with lyrics Step off the train all alone at dawn, back into the hole where I was born.  GOOD SONGS to HYPE YOURSELF UP getting on public transportation Early to go to school.  TRAIN public transportation.  THEY SAID IT and I'M DOING IT.  Amazing.  You get the idea.  Although in my mind I'm Stepping ONTO the train in this ideal lyric/real-life amalgamation.  More or less same thing.  I'm stepping OFF THE TRAIN OF TRAIN STATION LIFE and onto the TRAIN OF LITERALNESS.  So it makes sense.  Feels like I've told you the Oasis Train Story before.  It's an important story.  Pretty much a very good picture of what my high school years were like.  That kinda stuff.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  WAIT NO LAST PARAGRAPH OF ACT I.  Amazing.  Good deal!  Apparently the CALL for Arizona Senate wasn't OFFICIAL Yet.  GOD DANG IT.  Stop teasing me you Twitter Jerks.  Hmm.  If I had an extra ten minutes I'd say Fit In Extra Walk in early part of the day.  I still COULD.  But I don't like the CrunchTime implications.  GOD DAMNIT.  What else is up.  Chinese food is great because it's so cost effective!  My parents don't put pressure on me in terms of how much I Pay To Eat.  But even I can appreciate that I'm getting three meals for a price that would be reasonable for just one meal.  IT'S AMAZING AND CRAP.  Huh.  I like Oasis in COLLEGE in phases.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Look do I confuse the words Oasis and Mirage sometimes?  SURE.  They both can happen in deserts.  Looks like we faced a RED OASIS in mid term election.  Hmm.  Hey it's time to take a walk.  Does mirage happen in Deserts standardly.  I know in IN THE ARMY NOW they see a mirage in the desert.  So I always associated the two concepts.  Lemme LURQ to see if it's STANDARDLY associated.   YEAH THEY ARE. WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF.  I'VE BEEN RIGHT THIS ENTIRE TIME.  Time to take a walk.

Gonna Write Good Titles One Day

    Hey friends.  Reflecting back on this entry.  I THINK IT'S A REAL CLUNKER.  Even moreso than usual.  Oh well.  Still time to turn things around.  Not THIS act.  Maybe next act I'll begin the process of turning things around.  Anyway.  Got sprite and coffee going for me right now.  Got 2 or 3 more NAS songs for next walk.  Then I dunno!  Maybe another interesting album was, "Dropped," today!  Didn't look too hard.  Anyway am I gonna try to accomplish anything in afternoon.  There was a good 3 or 4 weeks where I accomplished Real Things!  Including Just Reading.  Reading is a real accomplishment I feel.  There was 2 weeks of reading plus a week of reading/music and then a week of music.  SO FAR last few days have just been NOTHING.  But I can get back into reading definitely and music possibly at some point!  WOW THIS PARAGRAPH DID NOTHING TO TURN THINGS AROUND.  It's not FUNNY or anything.  Unless it's funny to you that I'm not entertaining or funny.  IN WHICH CASE I'M KNOCKING THIS OUT OF THE PARK OR SOMETHING.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Thinking about mixing things up and getting sesame chicken.  Which is general tso chicken but slightly Sweeter?  Probably got seasame seeds on it, too.  That's been my experience.  Sounds good to me I guess!  Huh.  Do I wanna mix things up and get egg drop soup or wonton soup?  Probably not wonton soup. It's just hot water and a wonton.  I LIKE WONTON but I EXPECT MORE from the water part of soup.  Egg Drop I've enjoyed in past.  MAYBE MIX THINGS UP AND GET EGG DROP.  Or play it SAFE and get Tried And True hot and sour.  Either way wasn't planning on having Soup Third of meal today but NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT MAYBE I WILL.  Split them dumplings over the 2nd and 3rd lunch outta this.  AMAZING.  What else is going on and crap.  Probably things.  Got cinnamon toast crunch in stock now!  Don't see how I can have it tomorrow morning though.  NO EGG WHITE for balanced breakfast.  Maybe by Sunday Morning I can have it though.  I think that pans out.  What else is How Things Pan Out.
   Three paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.  Hmm.  Next Tales In The Crypt is As Ye Sow.  It's a fine episode.  Never really registered enjoying it but I always felt it was somewhere in the middle in episode rankings for some reason.  ADAM WEST cameo in it.  I'm not a huge Adam West fan though.  I LIKE HIS VOICE.  And by extension I LIKE THE MAN.  But I'm sure there's lots of people who like Adam West even more than I do.  The good news is what else is going on.  Adam West related To Kanye West.  Amazing.  BRILLIANCY.  Huh.  Brilliancy is recognized as a word.  That's good news.  It's fun!  Halfway through Act III.  At this point is it possible I fit in extra walk without too much crunch time.  Yeah I guess so.  Should I do that?  I guess so.  Couldn't hurt I guess.  WAIT A SECOND I still got two paragraphs to go.  I was imagining just one. LOOK I DUNNO get off my back about it.  JUST LET ME NOT DO EXTRA WALK.  LET ME BREATHE FOR A MINUTE.
   Penultimat paragraph!  Actually at this point I think I can fit in extra walk relatively easily.  OK I GET TO BREATHE A LITTLE BIT IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.  Yes thr's more crunch time but at least I DECIDED on a course of action.  SO that's good.  Hmm how does that effect rest of the day.  Probably still aim for 6-7 walks.  And just have One Less Walk in middle of the day.  AMAZING.  Gonna shower after upcoming walk.  Then take that extra walk soon after that!  THAT"S HOW LIFE GOES I GUESS.  Hmm.  Last bandaid I'm EVER putting on my toe after shower.  Gotta imagine there's decent odds I will put a bandaid on this toe specifically at some point over the next fifty years.  Not sure EXACT odds.  But it wouldn't be that crazy of a coincidence to happen.  That same toe needs bandaid multiple times over life span.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  I'd get started on Bob Dylan book but it's a bit of extra pressure because I need to get into the mood of also listening to The Songs He's Writing About while I'm Reading About The Song's He's Writing About.
   HMM.  Anyway.  Maybe I mix things up and get whit rice with Chinese Food meal today.  THAT'D BE AN INTERSTING TURN OF EVENTS.  Anyawy.  Could even do Brown Rice.  That'd be healhy is my impression.  Maybe seriously consider that?  I DUNNO.  Seems WEIRD to consider being healthy in this situation.  I guess.  Not even gonna be that much CrunchTime to fit in extra walk now that it comes closer into view.  Hmm.  Maybe I have earlier lunch and skip the Early Afternoon walk.  That's how I do things and crap.  HMM.  Sounds reasonable.  Nice chunk of time in EARLY ALL THE WAY INTO LATE afternoon without a walk.  GREAT WHAT ELSE IS UP.  I did NOT turn things around This Act.  Still room for me to improve things over the next 10 paragraphs.  It seems like a reasonable thing to happen!  I guess I'm done here for now.  See ya later.

no time like the present

    Hey friends!  Got choco pop going on right now.  Enjoyed the chicken pot pie Previous!  7.5 out of 10.  Had roast beef sandwich for lunch.  There was a song called Beef on Nas Album and IMMEDIATELY I was like Wait a second maybe I want a beef dish from Chinese Food.  Which woulda been good.  But I had a hard time Crunching The Numbers and Caliubrating how I would split up a Hunan Beef Or Something with an appetizer and soup into 2 or 3 lunches.  TOO CONFUSING.  Just had the roast beef I got from super market and maybe I get Chinese Food tomorrow or something!  I dunno!  Either way I HAD CHEEZ ITS WITH IT AND ALSO TEH ROAST BEEF WAS MICROWAVED.  Delightful.  Took only five walk so far today.  It was raining something awful in the middle of the day.  Wasn't THAT awful.  But it was combined with WIND.  It wasn't Windy/Raining Something Awful OVERALL.  But it was Windy to a fair degree and RAINING to Some Extent and all together NO TANKS.
    Watched the second 90% of King Pin today.  It was pretty good!  Didn't end up being an Ernie McCrackencentric viewing.  It was good whatever the Centricity it was.  Kinda hard to pin down I think.  Some Deadwood and Tales In The Crypt were knocked out of the park.  Hmm.  Looks like we're getting close to being able to comfortably feel Dems Held Senate.  ALRIGHT.  And YOU ALL DOUBTED THEM.  NOW WHOSE THE IDIOT.  Probably Some People, that'd be my instinct on Who The Idiot Is Now.  Gonna take a walk during upcoming Recess.  I don't HEAR any rain at all.  Don't HEAR any wind at all.  Wind would be harder to hear than rain.  But still No Sound Of Wind is a very good sign.  Whatta do tonight after entry.  Maybe an entire Deadwood.  Maybe half a deadwood. The theme apparently is Some Deadwood.  Good.  Had zero regular snacks so far today.  But a fair amount of cheez its and cinnamon toast crunches which adds up to Snack.  Oh.  And Choco Pop NOW.
   Upcoming Dessert Indulgence Snack could be ANYTHING.  I just re-upped with TWO Super Markets today.  SO MUCH CHOICES.  I'm interested in trying these Lucky Charm bars.  But maybe I want something HEARTIER for upcoming snack.  I'D APPRECIATE A POP TART AS WELL.  Ugh.  Feels like I'm a mere 2-4 sentences away AT THE MOST in terms of when will I bite down into lollipop.  At this point though you can argue IT'S BEEN TWO SENTENCES ALREADY and the lollipop is still in tact.  Intact.  Is the word Intact somehow related to the separate words, "in tact," as a phrase?  My guess?  PROBABLY but I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE HOW OR WHY right now off the top of my head.  Wouldn't be surprised if it dates back a few centuries and something being intact is related to it being In Tact.  Huh.  Halfway through Act III Part I.  LOLLIPOP ENTERPRISE STLL IN SOLIDARITY WITH ITSELF.
   Ok Bite Time.  Ok.  That was good!  I'm still chewing it.  STILL GOOD.  What kinda stuff have I been listening to today.  Some random songs I felt like.  Listened to the first half or so of new Bruce Springstein album.  It's pretty good!  I like the part where he's from New Jersey.  RIGHT?  Feels like him being from New Jersey is the premise of his entire deal.  I COULD BE WRONG I GUESS.  I'm wrong all the time.  I'm a Majority Wrong Person by 2040.  Anyway.  What's the next DVD I put on for tomorrow.  CAN I go back to Back II The Futures?  SURE WHY NOT.  The best WHY NOT answer would be I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER SPECIFICALLY IN MIND.  Otherwise there's no GENERAL theoretical framework for Why Not.  Either I got something better lined up or I don't!  That's how life goes I guess.  Anyway what else is up.  Maybe I'd enjoy a Trying Lucky Charm Bar AND a Tootsie Pop For Bonus Heartiness Quotient as upcoming snack.  Oh okay I see.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III part i!  What kinda gum do I got going on for upcoming walk.  Peppermint is by far the obvious choice.  It's both The Best Flavor and The Only Flavor I currently Have Open even though I have lots of Other Flavors In Reserve.  Hmm.  Maybe I should watch LEPHRACHAUN I in honor of possibly having a Lucky Charms bar.  I can see myself enjoying LEPHRAHCAUN I BUT NONE OF THE OTHER LEPRACHAUNS.  Gotta imagine that's available to me somewhere.  I like the part where GOOD ROLE MODEL for short people.  Not just something to aspire to but also it's ENCOURAGING to see a short hero respected by the rest of the people in the film.  They take the leprachaun very seriously!  That's the kind of thing I like to see.  POP TART.  I haven't had any AT ANY MOMENT OF THE DAY in like a week.  Man would that be interesting mix-em-up as a Dessert Indulgence Snack tonight.
   Last paragraph before recess!  So early in the evening because of slightly earlier dinner because of earlier lunch!  Gonna be PACKED in the starbucks when I walk by.  Solidly 25% at capacity.  That's not bad for a Starbucks in an ancillary location.  There's people there!  Not even in question!  Solidly people at a few table set-ups.  Either way the point is IF I WANNA USE THEIR BATHROOM THE BALLS ARE IN MY COURT. Seeing as how They're Solidly Open Without Question.  Huh.  Fixed bandcamp album 1 song that's 2 quiet.  FIVE SONG ALBUM.  ONE OF TEM SONGS was significantly lower volume than other four.  I RAISED THE VOLUME OF THAT ONE SONG.  Still a little quieter than the other songs I feel!  TOO BAD.  WE'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR THE SMALL AMOUNT OF PROGRESS I MADE JUST NOW.  I can't make MORE progress by spending 45 seconds amplifying the volume of that WAV file again.  I GOT PLACES TO BE.  Anyway that's it for now.  be back soon!

   Hey!  Lucky Charms bar was pretty good!  That's gonna take me a while to get used to.  I.  LIKE.  LUCKY CHARMS. ... ...AT LEAST IN BAR FORM.  Either way SOLID SIX OUT OF SEVEN SNACK.  Also only a 100 calorie cereal bar.  Similar cereal bars vary betwixt 100 and 130 calories.  ONE OR THE OTEHR.  Nothing INBETWEEN.  Either way SOLID EXPERIENCE doesn't mean I'd like Lucky Charms AS CEREAL but in this context I'LL ENJOY THE REST OF THESE IN TEH FUTURE.  Huh.  Went into Starbucks for bathroom but there was an employee in the bathroom with door open.  I assume Mopping Crap Up.  Either way just walked right by without stopping to make a scene.  I WANNA USE TE BATHROOM.  WHY ARE YOU HERE.  I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER.  YOU KNOW, what's his name.  It's not Howard Schultz.  What's the Starbucks guy's name.  Lemme LTURQ.  OH IT IS HOWARD SCHULTZ.  YEAH.  GET HIM ON THE LINE.  ALSO YES I'M STILL TALKING TO YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE IN STARBUX.
   Three paragraphs to go.  What's the name of the Democratic Minded Political commentator from the 2000's.  ED SCHULTZ.  Right?  Probably!  Hmm.  Was still too early to take out garbage when I got back from walk.  Not gonna handle that for another 20 minutes or so.  At this rate I COULD BE DONE WITH ENTRY BY THEN.  Huh.  What else is up.  The point is I have 2 Freezer Chocolate Crescents left but it would be a HUGE UPSET if I don't have a classic breakfast tomorrow morning.  Pop Tart + Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich.  Smore or Blue Berry Pop Tart?  Vanilla or Chocolate Iced Cream Sandwich?  Could go ANY OF THOUSE FOUR PERMUTATIONS easily.  Only time will tell.  Do I got any chores to do coming up.  Other than continue to aim to wake up Real Early so I fit in lotta walks early on and have lotta TimeAtHome in middle of the day... nope.  That's Somethin, though.  Gotta get up early for a weird arbitrary reason that makes little sense even to me!  Oh okay good.
   Penultimate paragraph!  At this rate maybe I have a tootsie pop AFTER entry and/or Garbage. Or skip tootsie pop.  HMM.  WHAT A WONDERFUL SITUATION I'M IN.  I guess.  Hmm.  Premise of Lucky Charms Bar was lean into Marshmallow flavor.  Premise of golden graham bar was add chocolate to the mix so its like a Smore type thing.  Premise of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bar was also kinda extra Plain Sugaryish type bonus flavor.  HMM.  Frosted flakes bar was a bust.  Not even sure they tried to make that better.  If anything it tastes LESS SWEET than regular Frosted Flakes.  I TINK they just sell frosted flakes bar to make the other bars look better.  Makes sense.  At this point what are the odds I get Chinese Food tomorrow for lunch.  I'd say over 50% is my first instinct for how to estimate that number.  Maybe somewhere between 2/3rds and 4/5ths.  Hmm sounds like a 3/4ths situation might be in order for Estimation Purposes.  Yeah!  Let's go with that!  75% chance I go with Chinese Food tomorrow lunch.  HUH HOW ABOUT THAT.
   10 minutes to write a paragraph if I wanna finish before taking out garbage.  NOT counting Spell check and/or uploading it to internet.  Spell check takes A LONG time.  I MISSPELL MANY WORDS and some of them are on purpose so not only do I gotta correct a lot of words but I also gotta make sure I DON'T CORRECT a lot of words.  It's a very comprehensive exorcise!  Hmm.  That was a joke but it's INCORRECT IN PREMISE.  Exorcise STILL IS A WORD.  Wouldn't show up in Spell Check as me getting it wrong.  SO in spirit I Was Wrong And I'm Sorry.  Hmm.  Also I wrote these last few sentences pretty quickly somehow that I'm not really sure how!  Basically it looks like I WILL be done with entry, spell check and all, before going to take out garbage.  AMAZING.  It required a BIT of the CrunchTime but it was worth it in the end!  Not sure why.  Or how. Or WHAT.  The point is I'll be back tomorrow!  See ya.

-9:07 P.M.

Thursday, November 10, 2022

Haven't Had Good Title In a While

    Hey friends!  About half an hour behind schedule.  OR half an hour ahead of schedule.  The VERY CrunchTime morning schedule I implemented a month or so ago because I wanted huge block of HomeTime in afternoon-- I'm half an hour behind that.  But the REGULAR schedule I had been aiming for for a while before then-- half an hour ahead of that!  Either way not gonna be any CrunchTime this morning, but I'm gonna take a bonus walk or two in afternoon.  WHY NOT.  I like walking.  Anyway bad news!  Had a lot of NightMight snacking.  In THEORY not that much.  Just three things.  THREE HERSHEM BARS though.  Not good!  HOWEVER I tried chocolate crescent this morning and it was good!  Just microwaved it!  I had a HUNCH that'd do the trick even though they did not recommend it themselves.  Huh.  One of the main guy who can read ongoing election results and crap said Democrats have "Excellent Chance," of holding the senate with winning Arizona and Nevada-- even before Georgia Run Off.  HOLY SHIT.  If he's right I'm SOLIDLY in the camp of Mid Term went Well.
   It's FUN to be in the same camp as most people.  Huh.  What kinda meals do I got going on for today.  Lunch is Turkey Sandwich.  Dinner?  I dunno!  Are we due for a Deli Communal Dinner?  Or back to Diner Dinner.  I KNOW IT AIN'T ITALIAN FOOD we did that LAST TIME.  Either way I can figure out some interesting things ether way.  Maybe a similar thing.  Hot Doggers for Deli or Bison burger for Diner.  IS BISON considered Red Meat.  My guess is YES based on the color.  Similar color to your standard red meat.  Also LEMME LTURQ.  And look at DICTIONARY DEFINITION for Red Meat.  FIRST THINGS FIRST-- yes it's red meat.  SECOND THINGS NEXT--  Hmm.  ADULT non-poultry meat.  I knew the non-poultry stuff.  That's a given!  But it turns out it's distinighed between, "White," meat which is YOUNGER animals.  Never heard of the phrase White Meat before.  Probably will never hear it again!  Unless this paragraph launches a National Discussion about red and white meat.  Which is pretty possible!  Huh.
   What kinda music did I listen to on First Walk.  Went through My 7.5 Minute Album.  I think I NAILED the length of the album.  Maybe it's just me but it goes quickly, the songs change quickly enough to keep ya on your feet, and it leaves ya satisfied!  COULD JUST BE ME.  But I get a kick out of the album length a ton!  So that's good.  Got some super market coming tomorrow.  Regular weekly Fresh Direct in morning.  Non-uniform-time  Amazon Fresh in the afternoon!  HEY GREAT HOW ABOUT THAT.  Re-upping with Cinnamon Toast Crunch tomorrow.  IT's a risk!  I WILL graze on it irresponsibly.  BUT it makes the balanced breakfasts that much better.  Maybe I graze on it RESPONSIBLY.  Ever consider that?  ALSO I made extra sure I knew what Deadwood episode I watched last last night.  I KNOW WHAT TO START WITH today without watching the same thing over and over.  Wearin' nice button down shirt.  Button up shirt.  Not sure why we're specifying a direction with these buttons.  Guess it's helpful to distinguish between vertical buttons and horizontal buttons.
    Okay.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Pocky Day.  That's some weird Chinese snack.  Or Japanese snack.  Or Sri Lankan snack.  Lemme LTURQ.  Japanese.  Coated Biscuit Sticks.  Looks good to me.  Also it's convenient because you can use them for acupuncture.  Which I assume is a Chinese medical remedy.  Pretty confident about that.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP NAILED IT.  Japan ha pocky and China has Acupuncture.  Both are good in their own ways!  So that's good.  Dems still have a chance to win house.  That'd be amazing.  Then I'm gonna be VERY enthusiastic about considering Election a Win.  WELL DUH.  What else do I got going for me.  Deadwoods today as far as I know.  Watch me some fictional portrayal of George Hearst.  He was some kind of Capitalism Jerk or something, right?  Sounds about right.  Not sure I've ever had Modern Asiancentric Snacks.  Lots of them out there.  None for me so far!  I'll remedy that at some point.  I'd have pocky, sure, got nothin' better to do!
   Fifth paragraph.  Amazing!  Had a dream I went into one of those shop where from the outside it seems like all they sell are pipes and bongs and crap.  And I knew in the dream Marijuana was on verge of being legalized.  And I knew in dream probably doesn't mean THEY'RE gonna sell it.  But I asked something about it without being 100% explicit in what I was asking.  And they said we sell special coffee or something.  Dunno what kinda coffee they got going.  SALVIA COFFEE is my best guess.  Anyway it was a joy just to be in the store.  That's good!  Also was this shop on Springfield Blvd or 73rd avenue?  I dunno!  I THOUGHT I knew.  I could imagine A Place On The Street it was in my dream.  But now I Realize that place on the street FITS in both the 73rd avenue Block Of Stores AND the Springfield Blvd block of stores.  The point is THERE IS another store just like this on 73rd avenue that we talked about a few days ago!  When I took in laundry!  SO THAT'S GOOD?  Coffee time!
    Yeah!  Watched Return of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead over the last few weeks.  I think I'm due for a Day Of The Dead.  In my Life History never liked Day Of the Dead at the same level of those other two movies. BUT I've watched it at a similar rate the last few years.  And I've grown to enjoy it a lot!  Don't watch Night of the Living Dead that often at all.  Probably should.  I like the part where there's the rotting skull by the stairs!  Not sure how or why it's rotting.  Not sure what it's doing there at all.  But I remember as a kid thinking THIS SHOT WAS A KEY MOMENT IN HORROR MOVIE HISTORY.  Now I'm not even sure I'm describing something that actually happened!  I'm certainly not picturing it 100% correctly in my mind!  Could be picturing it 95% currectly.  YEAH.  What else is up.  Almost done with the sixth paragraph.  That's pretty good!  Getting relatively deep into Responsibility Portion OF The Day already.  AND IT'S QUITE EARLY in Time Of Day all things considered!  Hmm.  Seventh paragraph comin' up!
   YEAH!  Put 3 remaining croissants in sandwich bags and then back in the freezer.  They were all in some sort of cardboard box that I couldn't close 100% after opening it this morning.  WOW sounds great.  I know what I'm doin' with sandwich bags.  Also LARGE QUART SIZED BAGS.  Not sure if Sandwich Bag specifically refers to the slightly smaller size of This Kinda Bag.  Because that's how big sandwiches are GENERALLY.  HMM.  Think I'd like Hot Dog for today.  But Bison burger would get the job done, too!  WE'VE COVERED THIS.  Not exactly.  I mentioned them as two possible ideas for dinner.  NEVER SAID I was enthusiastic about either of them!  Because I WASN'T.  Not THEN.  I am NOW though.  GOOD.  What else.  I'm trying Lucky Charms cereal bar tomorrow!  It's a calculated risk.  But it could pay off in Dividends!  Which is A WORD I've been led to believe.  Gotta assume pocky is really healthy.  VERY THIN STICKS.  How much calorie can a stick this thin really be?
   Three paragraphs to go before walk.  Good deal.  OH HEY I'm getting those individual serving size packs of Doritos tomorrow!  REAL individual serving.  Your standard one you'd get at corner store is like 350 calories.  THESE BE 150 CALORIE.  It's not gonna be hearty but WHAT A RIDE IT WILL BE while it DOES last.  Huh.  WHY DAVE WAS. SER > MAN gotta tease us with, "Excellent Chance."  He's not the type to say that if he didn't believe it!  BUT ALSO he's not calling it.  WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS JERK.  Also HE GIVES US HOPE.  In a way THANK YOU JERK for the hope.  I DUNNO.  What else is up.  I feel like as a kid my instinct was to start with top button In Shirt and work my way down.  But for some reason I was told nope gotta do it the other way.  And it bothered me!  But NOWADAYS I gladly start at the bottom.  Better LURQ if it's UNIFORM that we should start at bottom.  NOT SURE.
   Lots of, "Hits," about whether to button top button.  Or bottom button.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  Just tell me the ORDER.  Penultimate paragraph!  Good deal.  Huh.  I dunno when I'm taking walks now that I think about it.  Dad's schedule is different today which impacts my walking schedule!  Probably just aim for what I was imagining already.  Good deal.  What else is going on and crap.  Penultimate day of using bandaid on toe.  Gonna be REAL interesting going forward not wearing bandaid or sock.  Get a good look at New Reality for left foot big toe.  Get used to it!  It'll be fun.  Probably try to avoid biting or clipping nails.  That's what got me into this mess in the first place!  PROBABLY.  We can't say FOR SURE.  Anyway.  How many people bite finger nails.  My guess is around 15-25%.  Lemme LTURQ.  20-30% of population.  Up to 45% of teenagers.  GOOD.  How many people bite their toe nails.  NOW I FEEL SHAME.  That's something that people will REALLY judge me on.  Lemme LTURQ.  HEY.  Toe nails are cleaner than finger nails!  Makes sense now that I think about it.  Toe nails LIVE IN SOCKS.  Fingernails are exposed to the elements and always touching things and crap.  I FEEL LESS SHAME NOW.
   One more paragraph to go!  What else is going on and crap.  Guess at this point I got 1.5 Chuckies to go.  Maybe even 2.5.  Nah.  I think just 1.5.  That'll be fun and/or a chore.  Already did 3 out of 10 sets of push-up/sit-ups.  AMAZING I get to do Less Moving Forward.  OH NO George Carlin book has not been re-covered with Book Jacket.  I hope I still have book jacket somewh... OH I SEE IT.  HOLY CRAP.  I looked UP AND TO THE LEFT and it was on top of a surface.  THAT SOLVES THAT PROBLEM.  Let's see if its all bent outta shape though.  Hmm.  NOPE LOOK PRETTY IN TACT TO ME.  So that's good.  NICE COVER TO THIS BOOK.  I don't remember seeing this photo of George Carlin before.  Must not have been looking at this book that much over the course of my life before reading it.  NOW the question is where to store it.  Don't need to leave it out exposed to the elements in my room.  Too clunky!  Put it away SOMEWHERE.  ANyway.  Walk time.  Be back soon!

I Guess This Continues

    Hey friends.  Got some paragraphs to write now.  Then Lotta Day Without Chore In Mind.  Gonna have hearty turkey sandwich for lunch.  We're talkin I ask for half a pound to split between two sandwich-- they gave me .6 a pound-- GONNA HAVE ROUGHLY .3 POUND OF TURKEY.  All in all lots of people have heartier sandwiches than that.  But for MY PURPOSES that's on the hearty side!  So that's good.  Started listening to album of Sleater=Kinney covers.  Good stuff.  I almost saw them IN CONCERT last year.  We decided not to go to Them & Wilco because DELTA VARIANT.  THE FORGOTTEN VARIANT.  First there was covid.  Then there was DELTA.  Then OMICRON.  Gotta imagine there's been Big Variants that we stopped paying attention to.  THE ROYAL WE.  The point is what else is going on and crap.  Look we're ALL excited for me to watch The Otto Show Simpsons episode but I don't see watching it immediately as the first thing I watch Today!  SORRY.
   Four paragraphs to go.  That's good.  What kinda breakfast I got tomorrow.  I can't think of any good alternative to another chocolate croissant.  Huh.  Re-upping with Pop Tarts though tomorrow.  S'more and Frosted Blue Berry!  Is blueberry one word.  Sometimes!  Like this time.  Chose to make it two words though.  I've got my reasons!  Don't worry about me, I know what I'm doing!  What kinda sandwich meat am I re-upping with tomorrow for next two weeks.  Turkey and Ham I feel.  I think I'm also getting ROAST BEEF?  That's what I added to cart?  LET US SEE.  YEP NAILED IT.  Only got one non-sandwich Fresh Meal in cart.  Sweet potatoe, grilled chicken, and broccoli!  The thinking is with just 4 Super Market Lunches I GOT BIG WINDOW TO LUNCH DELIVERY THIS WEEK.  Presumably Chinese Food!  HOLY CRAP I CAN GET THAT AS SOON AS TOMORROW.  This weekend just got A WHOLE LOT MORE INTERESTING.  What if I get it today.  THAT'S NO GOOD I GOT TURKEY TODAY YOU IDIOT.  What if I have turkey sandwich for dinner.  STOP BEING DIFFICULT.  JUST WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW FOR THE CHINESE FOOD.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  THAT REMINDS ME gotta delete some soda from cart.  Got a good amount left over from this past week.  THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.  Anyway.  Guess I'm aiming to take a shower after upcoming walk.  Then TAKE IT EASY.  Let the fourth walk COME NATURALLY over the course of things.  No need to rush it!  Hmm.  What's the amount of time I will easily successfully not bite Problem Toe.  I'd say at least a week I can remember not to do it.  At SOME POINT I will bite this toe nail again though.  Look I HOPE it'll be a month plus.  It could be!  I really don't know though.  Hmm.  Halfway through Act II.  That's pretty good.  I remember when I woke up a couple of hours ago and I wasn't even halfway through act I!  NOT EVEN A WORD INTO ACT I if we're laying all our cards out on the table.  Probably should do that.  Otherwise we'll never know who won or lost!  We can know who won and lost without laying our cards out on the table.  Say the guy who won laid his cards out first.  No incentive for us to show that guy our hand other than the knowledge that we didn't beat him.  ANY BIT OF INFO this opponent gets he can use against you!
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Saw some kids smoking weed on evening walk yesterday.  Not just smoking weed.  Rolling joints!  Out on the sidewalk!  I guess this is our new reality that There's Absolutely Nothing Wrong With That.  Still kinda jarring though!  Maybe that inspired Salvia Coffee dream.  LOOK I think it was something better than salvia.  Not full fledged marijuana but something along those lines.  What else is going on.  Also there was a guy ahead of me in line asking if they sold cocaine.  I BELIEVE THEY TOLD HIM THEY DID NOT.  Which I took to be kind of a no brainer.  WHY WOULD THEY SELL COCAINE.  IN WHAT REALITY CUOLD THAT HAPPEN.  I guess in dream reality.  APPARENTLY NOT.  Oh okay I see.  Wonder what kinda dreams I'll have tonight.  Hopefully fun stuff.  Dreaming can be tons of fun if everything is working out for you or something!  Huh.  One more paragraph.
   Yeah!  Guess I'd lean towards looking forward to hot dogs tonight.  Not as hearty as a bison burger.  That's important!  But TASTEWISE that'd be real great.  CAN'T GO WRONG EITHER WAY THOUGH.  Huh.  Having a sandwich for lunch, too!  DOUBLE SANDWICH.  Burger is a sandwich and hot dog is a sandwich.  I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEBATE WITH YOU ON EITHER POINT.  Well I've got nothing but time.  But I don't have THE INTEREST or even AVENUE to debate with you.  Kind of a one way street going on with this website.  Probably.  Hmm.  Does Deli menu have Standard Hot Dog in appetizer section or Sandwich Section.  I THINK sandwich section.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP SANDWICH SECTION.  Their hamburger go their own section.  That doesn't SHOCK me.  I'd expect MOST places with burgers to have their own special section.  GOOD I'M GLAD, etc.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Guess it's time to take a walk.  I'll be back tonight and crap!

oh okay pretty close to the end

    Hello friends.  Got delicious raspberry tootsie pop going on.  Had delicious 2 hot dogs with Freezer Fries just now!  Delicious turkey sandwich with BBQ Pop chips for lunch.  GOLDEN GRAHAM BARS for both pre-lunch and post-lunch/pre-dinner snack.  IT ALL WORKED OUT GREAT especially THE FIRST of the golden graham bar.  FIRST ONE had been Fridgerated.  Second one was at Room temperature!  Not so much the temperature that makes the difference.  It's the SOLIDITY.  The solidarity of the golden graham bar after being in fridge for 90+ minutes is BETTER.  Anyway gonna aim to get up early enough tomorrow to take walk before Window Super Market May Arrive.  Starting beer #1 right now.  THOSE TWO THOUGHTS AREN'T IN TANDEM.  Gotta work on my transitions.  Oh.  Okay.  Isn't Tandem some controversial Democrat.  Neera Tandem.  I think she works for Joe Bidem.  It's controversial because IS SHE PROGRESSIVE OR LIBERAL.  Also WHAT DO WORDS MEAN ANYWAY.
   Yeah!  Took six walks already.  Gonna take seventh walk during Recess.  Watched DAY OF TEH DEAD on DVD.  IT WAS TOTALLY ENTERTAINING ENOUGH.  I feel like I registered more of it than I ever do!  I kinda feel like there's a bit more BREATHING ROOM to just Entertain Yourself Zoning Out To non-current events TV these days than in a while.  POLITICS ISN'T QUITE as scary as it's been the last Close To A Decade.  Maybe it's just me.  I dunno.  Either way PLAN ON WEANING MYSELF OFF THE TWITTER TEET.  That's it.  THAT'S THE TEET.  What else is going on and crap.  Was gonna put on Back To The Future but I spotted KINGPIN before I could spot Back To The Future and then I was like FINE I'LL WATCH KINGPIN WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.  Then I watched ten minutes, was interrupted by Dinner Delivery coming, and then didn't put it back on!  WENT BACK TO TALES IN THE CRYPTS.  I feel like if I continue watching Kingpin this time around it will be a Bill Murraycentric Viewing.  Just really zero in on What's Bill Murray and/or Bill Murray's character in this movie all about.
   Anyway.  Still got lollipop going.  Not bad!  What kinda snack am I looking for in a little bit.  Probably Birthday Bar!  Been a while since I had a birthday bar!  Been even longer since I had a birthday.  If we're talking about Just Me, and using Accurate Yearly Birthdays, I haven't had a birthday in CLOSE TO 11 MONTHS.  Birthday is a month from 2 days in the future a way.  Gonna be turning TE BIG 34.  I think Elliott Smith died when he was 34.  Better LTURQ.  YEP. At least we've both accomplished A LOT by this time in our lifespans though.  He accomplished a couple of hundred amazing songs AND I WRITE 25 PARAGARPHS A DAY.  Also I don't wanna brag or anything, it's not in my nature, but EVERY SIGN IS POINTING TOWARDS ME LIVING PAST AGE 34.  So I got A LOT of time to make up some ground in terms of being Productive In Life To Humanity Or Something Along Those Natures.  What else is going on and crap.  Just bit into lollipop.  How Does That Strike You.
   Halfway through Act III part I!  Guess I'm looking forward to chocolate crescent again tomorrow morning.  I had fun the first time around.  No doubt about it!  What else do I got going on for me.  I could listen to some Elliott Smith songs tonight.  WHATTA BLAST.  He's got some songs that'll pump you up.  If you're a weirdo.  Which you may be!  I feel like by 2040 America will be a WEIRDO MAJORITY country.  THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS WILL BE WEIRDOES in one way or another.  Anyway I dunno, what else is going on and crap.  I dunno.  HEY I think I ended up at just 9 sit-up/push-up sets today. THAT MEANS IF I JUST GO OUT OF MY WAY TO DO IT ONCE MORE I WILL REACH 10.  I crunched the numbers and everything!  Normally I'm done with that sort of nonsense by this point in the day but no reason not to mix it up a bit today and Just Do It.  Good.  Hmm.  Figure maybe I'll put on a Deadwood tonight when all this is over.  I like the part where it's The Wild Wild West.  Kind of.  Takes place IN A TOWN.  I feel like if we're talking about the WILD Wild West (OR if we're talking about the Wild WILD West) that's BETWIXT towns in the west.  NICE TOWN?  Not so wild!  Still VERY wild but not Double Wild.  Double Wild is when you're out in the desert or something.
   I FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT THIS.  Two paragraphs to go before I take some sort of RECESS.  Hey I got Land Of Them Dead on DVD too.  I can watch that at some point.  Also it's good cause BUSH ISN'T PRESIDENT ANYMORE.  THE MOVIE WAS A CRITIQUE OF BUSH PRESIDENCY MORE OR LESS.  The general Political VIBE of the 2003-2004 Season.  WHAT SEASON.  THE 2 YEAR SEASON.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  Make Zombies American Again.  Eh.  Moving on.  Not a lot of film or TV From The Zombie's Point Of View.  Wonder what that's all about.  We've been SOLD that Zombies have no point of view.  But they must have SOME point of view.  Even if they're Largely Dumb and Unintelligible.  STILL SOMETHING.  For example you can tell a story from a DOG'S point of view.  Hey the camera is low in the ground and HEY THERE'S A BIRD lets chase it.  But Zombies are even DUMBER THAN DOGS I guess.  Aren't even smart enough to see a Delicious Brains in someone's head and then Zero In On It and start shuffling there in that direction.  SURE THEY ARE.  THEY CAN DO THAT.  WE JUST NEVER SEE IT.  I Don't Like It.
   Whatever.  Last paragraph before recess.  Amazing.  Tonight'll be just 2 beers for first time in a couple of weeks.  Maybe a week.  I dunno.  Either way-- Great!  Didn't start Bob Dylan book yet.  Sorry!  Life will be better once I start reading again.  I guess.  That's the LIE I've been sold my entire life.  Or maybe it's The TRUTH what do I know not much.  What else is going on and crap.  I know what 2 songs I'm listening to FIRST on my walk.  GOT A SONG AND A HALF to finish Album I was listening to on last walk. NO SPOILERS. But after that IT'S ANYONE'S GUESS.  SPECIFICALLY MY GUESS WOULD BE MOST ACCURATE.  Because I hold all the cards in terms of making My Guesses Come To Fruitition.  Huh.  Sure I watched The Otto Show.  Sure I should have watched it Harder.  Pretended like it was Day Of The Dead or something.  Anyway what's the next episode I got.  NO SPILLERS.  Anyway RECESS time.  Be back instantaneously For You.

   Hey!  Looking forward to nice Deadwood when this is over with.  I like the part where it's The Old West.  Anyway gotta write four paragraphs first though!  What kinda stuff did I listen to on walk.  Finished that album, no doubt about that.  Listened to my 7.5 minute album again.  I LIKE THE PART WHERE HEY TAHT'S ME WHAT A KICK.  How do other people enjoy their lives when they don't get to listen to themselves on earphones all day.  You only get to listen to OTHER PEOPLE on your radio mp3 earphone buds.  WHAT A SORRY EXISTENCE is my impression.  Hmm.  Took off my button UP shirt.  Replaced it with UNDERSHRIT.  Gotta wear some sort of shirt!  Otherwise I'd have to confront my ever-growing belly!  UNDER SHRIT GONNA TAKE CARE OF THAT PROBLEM REAL GOOD.  Anyway.  Took last set of push-up/sit-up for my rights BEFORE leaving on the walk.  Just had birthday bar UPON GETTING BACK.  Anyway the amazing thing is All That Stuff Equals One Paragraph.  I SAID NOTHING but I still achieved  25% of what I wanted to achieve!
   HOW DO PEOPLE DO IT.  People who don't write 25 paragraphs a day, I mean.  WHERE DO THEY DERIVE LIFE PLEASURES FROM.  Huh.  What more do I got going for me In Life.  Still got a single hershey bar left. Can't wait to have that responsibly.  Sorry HERSHEM bar.  My Bad!  HEY I can get Chinese Food for lunch LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT.  Tomorrow, I mean.  Not tonight!  Too early for lunch!  Or too late for lunch.  Other Lunch.  Huh.  OH HEY I think I can justify taking my socks off at this point of the day.  Let Toe BREATHE for once in my life.  I'm even tempted to take off bandaid to REALLY LET THINGS GO.  Huh.  Doctor told me to wear bandaids through Friday.  One more day with bandaid AND TEN I REALLY CAN GO WITOHUT BANDAID.  It's good to have Life Goals to Look Forward To.  Helps you Propel through life with ample enthusiasm and motivation.  HEY I get to let toe breathe in a couple of days.  NOW THESE NEXT 24 HOURS SEEM LIKE A BREEZE BECAUSE I HAVE SOMETING TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
   Penultimate paragraph.  What episode am I up to in Deadwood?  EPISODE FOUR of season Three?  Episode FIVE?  Episode THREE?  NOPE GOTTA BE FOUR OR FIVE MOST LIKELY FOUR.  Good deal.  Huh.  What kind of health iced cream bar am I having later on.  I MAY be down to just Mint Chocolate Chips.  or Just Sea Salt Caramels.  Either way I WILL HAVE ONE OF TE ONES THAT I AM DOWN TO.   Looks like I'm down to mint chocolate chip.  Oh well.  Not happy about it!  Could be worse!  I still get to watch Deadwood and in Deadwood any of them would be thrilled to have ANY Health Iced Cream Bar.  If you lived in the wild wild west and you had an iced cream bar at some point it'd be one of the highlights of your life.  BUT WE DON'T LIVE IN TE WILD WILD WEST.  SO HOW IS TAT ANALYSIS RELEVANT TO TODAY'S ERA.  It's NOT I GUESS.  Dangit.  I'm saying things htat are IRRELEVANT?  I don't remember Signing Up for Doing That.
   Last paragraph!  Good deal.  If it turns out Dems lose senate I'm gonna be REAL upset at Some Twitter Accounts That I Forget.  I SHOULD HAVE KEPT TRACK so that if this happens I know who to be angry at. As of now I LOST TRACK.  All the more reason for them not to disappoint me.  What else is going on and crap.  Maybe go out of my way to try to Watch Deadwood Good and not be on twitter.  BUT HOW WILL I KEEP TRACK OF WHETHER THERE'S SENATE DISAPPOINTMENT AFOOT.  I can just check BEFORE Deadwood and then again AFTER Deadwood.  BUT WHAT IF THERE'S SENATE DISAPPOINTMENT AFOOT MIDDEAD WOOD.  THEN I'D LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF IDIOT NOT FINDING OUT ABOUT IT FOR ANOTHER TWENTY MINUTES.  Huh.  I guess life is full of difficult decisions!  What else is going on and crap.  What is the name of the non Timothy Olyphant star of Deadwood.  I wanna say it's something LIKE Viggo Mortenson without being Viggo Mortenson.  WAIT I might be thinking of the CHARACTER NAME.  Character name is like Al Swegsen.  .  Lemme LURQ this entire situation.  Al Swearengen.  Similar to Mortenson.  Meanwhile actor name is Ian McShane.  NOT similar to Mortenson.  Huh.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-9:34 P.M.

Wednesday, November 9, 2022

I'll Get To Titles Later

    Hey!  About an hour behind schedule.  Meaning I can do everything without any crunch time BUT I'll have to take a walk in afternoon instead of fitting it in during the morning!  Anyway.  As of now it looks like Election went relatively decently!  Dems can still lose both house and senate though!  That's not decent!  SURE they could have lost by more.  Whatever.  Life goes on!  ANOTHER ELECTION COMING UP in 24 months.  How many days is this.  Sounds like over 700 to me.  I calculated based on days/years not days/months.  I KNEW 12 months a year.  I KNEW 24 months is 2 years.  I KNEW each year is 360+ days.  SEE I'M QUITE GOOD AT MATH.  Anyway.  Had a zoom therapist appointment today that I forgot about.  But then I remembered.  After therapist called me with phone.  Then I went on zoom! AND THE REST IS HISTORY.  Huh. Finally had balanced breakfast this morning!  Got 2 slices of pizza with garlic and onion and garlic knots!  HAD ONE SLICE WITH 2 GARLIC KNITS LAST NIGHT.  Will do same for lunch today.  ALREADY had 5th garlic knot as snack.
   Steak * Stuffed Mushroom tonight!  Anyway.  Is it possible now Democrats win house but lose senate?  Based on my limited understanding SURE WHY NOT.  What did I watch last night.  More Deadwood.  Lotta deadwood.  I enjoy it.  Not sure why.  Anyway.  Main guy whose not Timothy Olyphant is FLAWED HERO.  If all you saw was the first episode you'd think HE IS MAIN IRREDEEMABLE VILLAIN.  NOPE.  Got some ALTRUISM to things I feel.  He's bad and corrupt and kill people BUT IT'S FOR THE SAKE OF THE COMMUNITY.  I haven't been paying that much attention but I THINK that's kind of the gist of it.  Anyway.  Hochul won!  That was a relief.  Fettermann won.   That's good.  THE POINT IS I forget.  I THINK everyone I voted for won.  That's what my Dad said I think.  HE KNOWS I voted As He Did.  That's not WHY I voted that way.  GUESS IT KINDA IS IN THEORY.  I LEARNT politics from family partially.  LEARNT it myself through the natural course of things as well.
   Huh.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Vanilla Cupcake Day and Tempranilla Day.  Vanilla cupcake?  DELICIOUS.  Tempranilla?  I DUNNO WAHT THAT IS.  Lemme LTURQ.  Also lemme spell it right AT LEAST ONCE.  Tempranillo.  Some sort of wine.  Possibly some sort of grape too.  Grape corresponds to wine.  That's my guess!  Anyway.  Did some nightmight snacking last night.  More than I like but not crazy amount!  Huh.  Guess I can get started on Bob Dylan book today.  No time like A Few Hours From Now!  Get started on new music project!  Pick right up where I left off.  Nah.  Start from New Place.  Oh okay.  Toe doing okay I assume.  Let it BREATHE over night.  No immediate negative consequences!  How much beer did I drink yesterday.  I THINK 5 beers overall over the course of the day.  CUOLDA BEEN SIX.  Don't think it was four.  PROBABLY FIVE.  Coulda been six.  Don't think it was four.  PROBABLY FIVE.
   Amazing.  Fourth paragraph.  Gettin coffee after the next one!  Good deal.  Not sure when I will take Bonus Afternoon walk.  Soon after my shower and before Lunch?  OR immediately after lunch?  OR even up to 2 hours after lunch.  PROBABLY will do it before lunch.  That's how that goes.  Anyway.  Election Keeping Up Of is stressful.  Just looked at some TWEETS and Analysis on the computer AND I DON'T LIKE IT.  TOO STRESSFUL.  Either way whatever happens gonna happen.  Maybe me checking it ha a small effect, I dunno!  BUTTERFLY EFFECT.  The point is let's get rid of all the butterflies LEST THEY EFFECT US TOO MUCH.  Play it safe!  No more butterflies.  IF we as mankind wanted to eliminate butterflies from the Earth HOW DO WE GO ABOUT DOING THAT.  I can think of a few general methods off the top of my head.  None that are easy though.  Gonna have to have some Brains figure out an easy way to do it.  AND one that doesn't hurt Mankind Itself too much!  So that's good.
   Fifth paragraph!  Wow!  Deadwood is the immediate idea for what to watch coming up in a couple of hours.  Probably gonna finish Season II today.  Anything beyond that is anyone's guess!  If EVERYONE makes a guess SOME PEOPLE gonna be right.  The more Guessers the more likely someone wins!  Huh.  The point is killing all butterflies will have HUGE BUTTERFLY EFFECT on everything.  NOT EVEN CLOSE.  This is gonna be a game changer for Earth Ecosystems and crap.  GOOD.  We can STAND to mix things up a bit.  Let's roll the dice and get rid of butterflies!  The point is ideally how much time do I have to write next 5 paragraphs.  ENTIRE HOUR.  Amazing.  I don't need all that time at all!  Unless I get distracted.  WHICH I MAY.  Either through the normal course of things, or if there's big election news that I must share with family members.  Huh.  What's going on in Los Angeles Mayor.  Looks like the bad guy is winning by a few percentage points with 38% in.  GOOD LUCK LOS ANGELES.  I don't envy being in your shoes!  Probably not.  Maybe you got some good shoes.  Couldn't HURT I guess.  Coffee time.
   What else is up.  Garlic knots quite hearty.  Big garlic knots.  Not COMICALLY big.  But pretty big!  Wonder if I should put them in microwave.  Probably will put slice of pizza with garlic and onion in microwave.  LEANING TOWARDS garlic knots too.  NOT SAME AMOUNT OF TIME.  Garlic knots gonna get microwaved quicker.  It's JUST BREAD.  Bread gets cooked quicker.  Huh.  I guess we might go several months covering current events and politics and it won't be in the context of coming election.  Unless we cover upcoming Trump news specifically about him running for president.  Which probably shouldn't be the focus!  Him braking laws left and right should be the focus. Not him entertaining the idea of becoming president again.  Oh well what can ya do.  Start Bob Dylan book this afternoon.  IF NOT TODAY TOMORROW.  That's how I feel.  No Time Like Tomorrow!  What else is up and crap.  What playlist am I putting on today on walk.  Think I started Superbloom.  Up and coming artists in Non-Exact-Genre-Specific MILIEUS.  WOW THE PARAGRAPH IS OVER.
    Seventh paragraph.  Amazing.  Gonna write normal Act III in evening today.  See how that goes and crap.  Drop back down to 2-3 beers today.  Sounds reasonable.  Seanathon Patricksville Maloney LOST.  He was one of the guy trying to get cute and ran for a district he shouldn't have run for. Right?  Either him or some other jerk!  Either way THANKS A LOT.  I was being SARCASTIC.  I mean THE OPPOSITE of Thank You For A Lot.  So that's good.  Haven't done any sit-up/push-ups today yet.  AIM FOR DOING 10 SETS.  16 each per set.  I BET TODAY I CAN START EM UP AGAIN.  Have done half a dozen sets or so over the last week.  Anyway.  I started off liking Fettermann because he was great candidate.  Then I started liking him because he was FUNNY.  Then when he finally won I liked him because THAT'LL SHOW THEM ABLE-ISTS FOLKS.  Hopefully he continues recovering.  And he just becomes a FUNNY person again AND/OR GREAT SENATOR.  WOW.  SENATOR FETTERMAN.  IT'S IN THE BOOKS!
   Eighth paragraph.  Guess I'm using microwave for steak * stuffed mushroom tonight probably.  Easier that way.  Also my Dad is teaching at night!  I don't wanna be taking a walk while I got the oven on.  Wouldn't necessarily WANT to take that walk.  But I want THE OPTION.  Anyway what the Hell else is going on.  Gonna catch up on election news in about 2 hours.  Then I can take a breath.  Then watch TV and crap!  LIFE GOES ON.  For now.  Maybe not completely.  If Dems still lose both house and senate LIFE MAY NOT CONTINUE GOING ON.  More or less.  Huh.  Some good Governorship Wins for Democrats.  Amazing.   My bet is in celebration of being elected Hochul expedites marijuana recreation sales even more.  That's what I would do if I was her.  Anyway.  Replaced tape over my Computer Camera after doing Zoom appointment.  Brand new piece of tape!  FOR SOME REASON it's sticking like it was an old piece of tape.  I EXPECTED BETTER and MORE COMPETENT STICKING than what I'm getting!  Huh.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Good deal.  LOOK I'm sure it's my fault.  I didn't put it on perfectly.  The tape is what the tape is!  I don't see why a stretch of it would be not sticky.  MUST BE HUMAN ERROR.  Me.  I'm the human.  I'M THE HUMAN ERROR, IT'S ME.  Man oh man if the Democrats win the Arizona and Nevada senate races THEY WIN SENATE TODAY. Man oh man.  Probably wouldn't happen, right?  COULD happen!  Probably 40% or more chance it happens BASED ON THE VERY VERY LITTLE I KNOW.  Huh.  Let's say probably more than 1/3rd chance.  It's safer because WHAT DO I KNOW, not much.   Huh.  I missed all the fun with NY Times Election Coverage Needle.  Would have been too stressful to follow it lat night.  Checked it this morning.   I MISSED MY CHANCE.  They're done doing it.  GOOD.  It's for the best I feel.  Maybe put a bandaid over computer webcam camera.  I took HALF A DOZEN with me yesterday to put on Once A Day Through Friday.  That's FOUR I need.  The premise for taking six was this way I got 2 back up in case a bandaid Goes Awry.  Huh.  Catcher in Awry.  Oh now I get it.
   Last paragraph before upcoming walk.  Amazing!  What else is up.  I assume if Dems only win one chamber the senate is better?  Based on they confirm judges and crap?  Could be some important stuff that House is Priority too though.  THIRD IN LINE FOR PRESIDENT.  Speaker of the house.  Huh.  That's SOMETHING.  With political violence it's A LOT.  Also all the more incentive for assassinations if the Republicans know if they get the top two, then a Republican becomes president.  OH NO I DON'T LIKE IT.  RUN AWAY.  What else is up.  Maybe non Timothy Olyhpant guy IS just a villain.  And I'm being CHARMED by his engaging personality.  IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.  Anyway.  Assuming I take the six walks today... 1/3/4 will be ParkWalk.  2/5/6 will be StreetWalk.  SHOULD BE FUN.  Nice chunk of walks in the middle of the day that are ALL relaxing shorter park walks.  TWO.  That's a chunk.  WAY BIGGER THAN JUST ONE IN A ROW.  Anyway.  So much time For Rest Of Responsibilities today!  Gonna take walk now.  See ya soon!

No Matter What Happens

    Hey friends!  Time to write five more paragraphs.  Good deal!  Getting close to Relaxing portion of the day.  Current portion of the day has stuff going for it.  Not the same kind of relaxing.  But I feel good in some respects when I'm writing.  Also feel slight pressure to be writing good stuff.  VERY slight.  What else is going on and crap.  Gettin deep into the day in regards to EATINGS too.  Presumably I go with the classic snack around 1:30, lunch around 3:30.  Keto bar brownie as most likely snack.  WHAT ELSE IS UP.  Is it possible the Zoom therapist saw me in my boxer shorts?  Sure!  I just put on a shirt cause I was rushing to get to ZOOM without wasting more time of therapist.  Then when we were making appointment I went to other side of the room to get PEN.  I don't THINK camera woulda got my lower half.  But it's POSSIBLE.  Either way MAYBE I GET OFF ON THAT SORT OF THING ever think of that.  Probably weren't thinking hat.  Maybe you're thinking it now! Or you probably are thinking I Don't get off on that sort of thing but I felt like implying I might anyway.
   Four paragraphs!  After that WALK.  After that SHOWER.  After that TWITTER AND TV.  Feels like with election crap being over maybe this is a good time to Drop Doing Twitter.  BUT THEN HOW WILL I OCCUPY MYSELF WHILE I'M WATCHING TV.  Maybe Watch TV.  THAT'S CRAZY ENOUGH It WON'T work.  SO crazy that it wraps back aground to Definitely Not Working rather than It Might Work.  Jeez.  New Chucky episode today!  Still haven't finished last one.  I CAN'T SAY IT ENOUGH-- I DO NOT LIKE MULTIPLE CHUCKIES.  Imagine if there was a Chucky show that's a lot more like the first three Child's Play Films.  Actually ALL The Child's Play Films.  It's like when the Franchise was Child's Play titles and not Chucky titles.  CHILD'S PLAY TV SHOW is good because I LIKE that sort of crap.  Huh.  HOW MANY TIMES MUST I MAKE THAT POINT.  As many times as I have to!  If I make the point once a week for 10 years THEY'LL HAVE to bring back Child's Play themed Child's Play.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Huh.  What kinda new TV and FILM do I got coming my way.  SNL this weekend.  That's not NEW TV persay.  Been absorbing SNL episodes THE LAST MONTH AND A HALF.  I'm talking about something I HAVEN'T been absorbing lately.  Huh.  Registered a new Bandcamp Artist Account.  NEW NAME.  Not sure I'll ever USE the name.  But now IT BELONG TO ME.  If not legally then IN BANDCAMP THEORY at least.  I feel like I staked my claim generally well enough by registering that name on bandcamp.  GREAT.  What else is up.  Just 2.5 more paragraphs for Daytime Day Entry.  What else is going on.  Been saying A LOT of, "What else is going on,"s.  I'm sure I say it all the time usually.  Like a nervous tick.  But today I FEEL EVEN MORE.  It's because HMM I WONDER WAHT ELSE IS GOING ON.  Gotta move onto the next thing.  Or else I'll be consumed by Nervousness about Ongoing Election Results.  Hmm.  Only two more paragraphs to go!  Then I take DELIGHTFUL first half of BIG BLOCK IN DAY of ParkWalks.  Took last citywalk backwards.  If I went the normal route I'd have been following a lady with her dog.   IF I CAN AVOID FOLLOWING LADIES I WILL.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Great!  Anyway.  Is Democrats doing better than expected but STILL losing both houses a victory?  NO.  I will CONSIDER them doing better than expected and keeping the senate GOOD ENOUGH.  But if they lose both I'm having a hard time seeing that as something relatively good.  I GET that they're outperforming how the party in Presidency Power does in midterms usually.  WHAT GOOD IS THAT IN PRACTICE THOUGH.  FINE I'LL FEEL MARGINALLY GOOD ABOUT IT but I'd feel better about it if RESULTS KEEP THE GENERALLY GOOD GUYS IN POWER.  Huh.  Hmm.  One and a half more paragraphs to go.  Delightful.  Maybe watch some Simpsons today.  That'll take my mind off things.  Gotta enjoy the jokes too carefully.  Can't be thinking about election while I'm absorbing The Simpsons jokes.  WHAT EPISODE AM I UP TO.  Lemme LTURQ.  WOW the one where Otto moves in with the Simpsons.  I CAN THINK OF GREAT LAUGHS OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD ALREADY.
    WOW.  Still wanna watch A DEADWOOD FIRST?  Not sure now!  Hmm.  Probably gonna take afternoon walk BEFORE lunch.  Final walk during Act III Recess.  Will I take penultimate walk RIGHT before dinner or significantly earlier.  ONE CANNOT SAY AT THIS MOMENT.  One cannot say MUCH OF ANYTHING at this moment.  NO ONE AROUND TO HEAR ONE SAY ANYTHING ANYWAY.  So why bother.  Put ONE I Voted sticker on guitar hard shell case.  Still got three left!  Gotta think CAREFULLY about where to build up Sticker Coverage of guitar.  Huge majority isn't covered!  I think my instinct is to gradually increase the coverage that is there rather than just sticking new stickers haphazardly.  But AT THE SAME TIME I recognize it will take TOO LONG a time to ever finish Stickering this case.  So spread out the stickers at the same time as keeping them in general range of where current stickers are.  Huh.  Okay time to go take a walk.  See ya tonight!

wow i write a lot of paragraphs

    Hello friends.  Another DayTime Day down!  Accomplished taking one more walk than I projected.  Accomplished some DEADWOOD.  A solid fourty five minutes or so worth of Episodes I watched yesterday.  It took me half an hour into an episode before I realized I FINISHED THIS EPISODE ALREADY.  Then it took me another ten or fifteen minutes into the next episode until I realized I FINISHED THIS EPISODE ALREADY, TOO.  But NOW I'm watching episodes FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG WHILE.  Up to season III.  Good! It's the FINAL season.  LET'S LAY ALL OUR CARDS ON THE TABLE.  AFTER THIS NO MORE SEASONS.  Sure there's a Made for TV Movie follow up.  BUT THAT'S NOT A SEASON AT ALL.  Huh.  Got lollipop going.  Had delicious pizza and Knots for lunch.  Delicious steak and stuffed mushroom for dinner!  GONNA HAVE REAL GREAT INDULGENCE SNACK LATER AFTER RECESS.  Hmm.  I feel like in middle school we had the choice between lunch and/or recess.  We could stay in lunchroom entire time.  OR GUESS WHAT we could go to Outside PlayGround Recess entire time.
   Sure the Best Of Us did both.  I don't care if you don't like school lunch.  I don't care if you don't like out door sports!  You wanna be a well balanced kid YOU DO HALF AND HALF.  But the balls are in your cart on WHICH ORDER. I think lunch first is the way to go.  THAT WAY THE GAMES OUTSIDE HAVE ALREADY DEVELOPED WITHOUT YOU.  Which is good for everyone involved.  Anyway.  Had a daytime beer.  Read an article from 2 or 3 days ago where they suggest Marijuana Recreation Dispensaries may be open BY THE END OF THE YEAR.  THE END OF THE YEAR?  It Practically IS THAT.  Holy moley.  Up until then I can indulge and have a afternoon beer every day with my 1-2 NightTimes.  Then drop beer like a HOTCAKE and take up marijuana.  WOW THIS LIFE SURE IS SOMETING AIN'T IT.  Probably.  Took up Bob Dylan Song Book to my room.  Just browsed through it for a solid FOURTY SECONDS.  Man this is gonna be real fun to read IS HOW I FEEL.  Gonna put on the song he's discussing ON REPEAT on my SUPER SPEAKERS while reading about it.  Each song gonna take like 5 minutes.  LET'S SPLIT TEH DIFFERENCE and say I listen to the song on repeat TWO OR THREE TIMES while reading about it.  I could probably finish reading it in 2 Repeats (Or ONE REPEAT and ONE BASELINE LISTENING) but I think I'd get 50% MORE OUT OF IT if I listened to it Thrice.
   Hmm.  ANY THRICE SONGS IN THIS BOOK.  My guess is No.  First College Roommate was a big fan of Thrice.  He suggested them to me of course, that's how I know, but I feel like he should have made his case better.  We could have been friends if only he made more of an EFFORT to get me on board with Thrice.  Anyway.  Gotta look up Some Thrice Titles.  Eh these song titles seem like nothing special.  IN A GOOD WAY THOUGH.  Nothing particularly OFFENSIVE to my sensibilities.  Whew.  That's a relief.  BOB DYLAN thanks Dunkin Donuts in the Acknowledgements.  HE'S JUST LIKE US.  OR D & D has a great ad campaign that they paid Bob Dylan to acknowledge them in his book.  And got Ben Affleck To Get Them in famous photoes.  THESE CAN'T BE COINCIDENCES.  D & D just got a great hidden ad campaign.  OR THEY GOT GOOD CHEAP COFFEE AND BREAKFAST SANDWICHES I DUNNO, WHAT AM I A MIND READER.  Probably not.  I'd probably realize if I could read minds.  It'd ENTERTAIN the HELL OUT OF ME.  You'd notice a thing like that I feel.  Hmm.  How's election updates.  Still where we were this morning.  Still PER MY UNDERSTANDING  about 2/3rds  or maybe as high as 3/4ths Dems hold senate.  Probably like 15% chance they hold the house.  WOW NUMBERS.
   Halfway through act iii part i!  Hmm.  Just bit down into lollipop.  Not bad!  A lollipop lasted me MORE THAN HALF of An Act III part i.  Sounds good to me.  Anyway.  Feels like in the last year or two of sometimes listening to Generic Main Stream Rock playlists SHOULD HAVE COME ACROSS SOME THRICE.  What's their EXACT genre.  Probably some sort of Pussy Metal or something.  That's more or less the assumption I was operating under.  POST HARDCORE?  Sounds like they're SOFT core.  If you're specifically NOT HARD CORE IN SOME WAY (post) then YOU'RE SOFT.  Like I said PUSSY CORE.  I'd listen to some Pussycore.  Gotta listen to SOMETHING.  Especially If Bob Dylan writes 5 page essays on specific Pussycore songs.  Now I'm listening to these songs THRICE each.  Huh.  Including upcoming recess walk we're talkin 7 walks today.  Good.  I like talking about things.  People pay a lot more attention than when I talk about nothing.  Wait DO I WANT THAT.  I don't need people paying too much attention to me.  THAT COULD BACKFIRE.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III part i.  Huh.  I think my mom ordered me some sort of Skull Cap Hood Type Hat Contraption.  It's in a thin box.  I dunno how they fit a hat into this thin box but I'm pretty sure they did.  I'll take a look at that Later On In My Life.  Ya know like tomorrow perhaps.  When I've MATURED a little bit compared to how I am tonight.  Huh.  What kinda fun snack we looking at for upcoming snack?  GOOD fiber bar in first place.  Comprehensive iced cream sandwich in second place.  THEN COME BIRTHDAY BAR.  Then I dunno some other crap.  Hmm.  Gotta try Chocolate Croissant tomorrow morning.  I GOT EM.  GOTTA TRY EM AT SOME POINT.  Put em in oven for 5-20 minutes.  I think they said like 6-7 minutes.  I wouldn't be shocked if 5 minutes get the job done but I'd be even LESS wouldn't not be shocked if it was twenty minutes!  HUH.  Wonder how that'll pan out.  Defrost for 15 minutes while oven heats up.  Bake for 7-10 minutes.  Remove from oven (I ALWAYS FORGET THAT PART!!!).  Let cool for 2 minutes.  STOP MICROMANAGING ME.  I DON'T WANT IT TO COOL 120 SECONDS.  LEAVE ME SOME BREATHING ROOM please.
    Last paragraph before recess walk.  Good deal.  Oh right, still got them hershem bars.  Figure that could be fun tonight.  It's HEALTHY because if I eat the excess calories from it TONIGHT instead of later I'M SAVING CALORIES planning ahead FOR THE FUTURE.  It's called MATH ever hear of it.  Yeah.  Watched a few Tales In The Crypt this evening.  It was okay.  Wha episode am I up to now.  Hmm.  Just finished Strung Along.  Huh.  I feel like Werewolf Concerto is maybe TWO or THREE episodes away but not next.  Let's see.  I WAS WRONG WEREWOLF CONCERTO IS INDEED NEXT.  GO FIGURE.  I did.  A LITTLE BIT TOO LATE THOUGH.  Already made a fool of myself by the time I Went Figured For Good.  Huh. What else is up.  What kinda day do I got going on tomorrow.  I don't think I have any special chore or anything.  Huh.  Succeeded in doing 10 sets of push-up/sit-ups for my rights today.  Wasn't hard!  All I had to do was PUT IN THE TIME.  NOT TAHT MUCH TIME EITHER.  What else is up.  Hey gonna take recess walk now.  Be back soon!

   Hey!  Eating Hershem Bar.  GOOD STUFF.  I'm solidly appreciating it enough to justify having it instead of something less hearty!  So that's good.  STILL IN THE PROCESS OF CHEWING LAST BITE.  What great Writing.  Anyway whattado when this entry is over.  Gonna be AT LEAST half an hour before I can even THINK about going to bed.  INNACCURACY.  I'm THINKING about going to bed RIGHT NOW.  So I can PLAN AHEAD.  The good news is gonna have a beer now.  Not ENTIRE beer.  I'm just starting the beer now.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.  Huh.  If you were my Dad my first instinct on how to re-calibrate our situation would be Hey you wanna help me cut my hair.  Got Home Haircutting Razor Machine.  Really helps if I have someone do it for me.  I figured, YOU BEING MY FATHER AND ALL, you'd give me a haircut!  WHAT DO YOU SAY.  Huh.  What are you getting out of this deal.  NICE COOL SON.  Oh that sounds fair.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Guess I can watch a Deadwood when this is over.  Wouldn't be the worst idea in the world.  Didn't watch The Otto Show yet.  But I'm looking forward to it.  First joke I'm anticipating enjoying off the top of my head is Homer complaining I can't hear myself think! and then we hear what he wants to think and it's I want some peanuts.  NO SPOILERS but I'm gonna chuckle POSSIBLY OUT LOUD to myself when that comes up.  Also I BELIEVE after he thinks to himself I want Some Peanuts I THINK he says aloud That's BETTER.  That'd be the icing on the cup cake of that joke and if THAT happens I'M REALLY gonna be beside myself with Enjoying Humor.  Huh.  A little bit more than two paragraphs to go.  Good deal!  Probably get started on Bob Dylan book tomorrow afternoon!  Seems like a reasonable way to go about my Upcoming Life.  Figure I'll read the book in the order it's presented in.  And not bounce around from song-to-song.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Sweet!  I think at this point in the night I can take off my socks.  Doctor's Orders are to wear socks in general but take em off to sleep.  I'm gonna be GOING TO BED in like 15 minutes.  And then GOING TO SLEEP like an hour after that.  I feel in my current situation I can justify getting a head start on taking off my socks.  THIS WILL BE FUN.  OKAY MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.  Bare feet.  Good stuff!  What else is going on and crap. Already UNSHEATHED my Bob Dylan book.  I'll set aside the waxy paper cover FOR LATER.  You know THE LAMINATED cover.  THIS WILL ONLY DISTRACT ME while reading.  I gotta make sure I don't LOSE IT or get it FILTHY.  But I also don't wanna have to deal with it for now.  I can't be the only one who does this with books.  I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES ANYTHING.  THE ODDS ARE AGAINST IT.  Anyway. 
   One more paragraph.  How about that.  Guess I'm gonna have a delicious iced cream bar after Deadwood.  Odds on favorite is that it'll be a Sea Salt Caramel Iced Cream Bar.  I think I'm gonna eat the sea salt bits of it first and then the Caramel bits.  And then finally when I'm done with that I will eat the stick.  Just finished beer.  THANKS DAD.  Anyway.  Maybe I wanna be YOUR Dad now.  Let's MIX IT UP.  IS TAHT OKAY WIT YOU SON.  Uh oh.  Probably ISN'T okay with you.  I dunno how to deal with Sons this isn't good.  I've had a Dad my entire life in real life but NEVER a son.  Possible I have a son.  I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG BUT I'VE EJACULATED BEFORE.  That's all ya need!  Huh.  How long does It Remain Viable if its not properly stored or anything.  Huh.  I dunno.  Good thing we're all thinking about it though.  Huh.  I guess that's it for tonight.  See ya tomorrow!

-9:29 P.M.      

Tuesday, November 8, 2022

Did You Say Something

    Hey! About an hour behind schedule today.  Saw Pediatrist and took a walk afterwards!  Gonna have not much crunch time at all for first few hours BUT I'll be one walk behind.  Take bonus walk in afternoon.  End up at six walks anyway!  ALSO it makes sense cause bonus walk will be combined with VOTING ENTERPRISE.  So that should be good.  Anyway toe doing great.  Don't gotta take anymore antibiotic.  Don't gotta soak toe.  Just put on a new bandaid every day through Friday.  GONNA TAKE A SHOWER IN A FEW HOUR.  Amazing!  Had some NighMight snacking that I don't remember exactly.  Had Classic Breakfast this morning.  NO MORE CLASSIC BREAKFASTS UNTIL SATURDAY AT THE EARLIEST.  Huh.  Maybe leaning towards Hot Pockets for lunch.  Finish Steak * Stuffed Mushroom for dinner.  Have PIZZA I order today for dinner tomorrow!  Skip Act III at night time today because Election will be to distracting to do both at once.  WRITE ACT III in mid-day.  Maybe just 5 paragraphs instead of ten!  THAT'S IT.  That's the first paragraph of the entry.
    Hmm.  Still got Egg for balanced breakfast.  BETTER HAVE IT TOMORROW that's all I can say.  Huh.  Ideally write the next nine paragraphs in about an hour and twenty minutes.  WAY MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME.  Good deal.  Gonna have lunch at normal time today I feel.  And snack at normal time.  THAT'S HOW IT FEELS AS OF THIS MOMENT.  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... British Pudding Day and National Fried Chicken Sandwich.  WAIT A SECOND THAT SOUNDS GREAT.  Not the British Pudding.  The fried chicken sandwich.  Hmm.  I can get chicken roll instead of pizza.  That'd be pretty good.  IF I DON'T HAVE HOT POCKET for lunch I could WORK OUT having BOTH with one being a lunch.  So that'd be turkey sandwich or pastrami sandwich for me today!  And finish steak * stuffed mushroom TOMORROW NIGHT.  Because that way Pizza and chicken roll aren't both on same day!  IT'd be redundant.  ARE YOU FOLLOWING ALONG WITH ME.  This logic is relatively complicated!  Hmm.  Read JUST A BIT of twitter before Podiatrist saw me.  GOOD.
   Third paragraph!  Amazing.  I've HAD IT UP TO HERE with taking Antibiotics.  I'm not sure why.  They're big pills!  I've taken a lot of pills in my lifetime and these are amongst the biggest.  DON'T LIKE IT.  It's a big pill to swallow.  What's that expression.  I think it's IT'S A BITTER PILL TO SWALLOW.  What kinda pills have YOU been taking.  My pills don't taste at all LET ALONE BITTER.  Maybe some sort of SALT Pill.  Salt is bitter.  Right?  I dunno.  SODIUM pill.  OTHER WORD FOR SALT.  Hmm.  Finished King Of The Road last night.  What's left?  CAUSE IF IT'S MANIAC AT LARGE...  Oh it is Maniac At Large.  Hmm.  I guess I'll have to make the most of it.  I have done ZERO sit-up/push-ups in last four or five days.  Gotta get started again today!  Been hard to motivate myself.  It's real great Not Doing That Constantly for first half of day.  IT'S NOT THAT HARD.  Just DO A FEW.  Anyway.  How deep am I into Deadwood.  Three seasons of 12 episodes plus Bonus Movie.  I think I'm right halfway through SERIES.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  Think I'm exactly halfway through.  Watched Season I plus six episodes of Season II.  IF YOU ADD MOVIE THOUGH I am NOT halfway through yet.
   Fourth paragraph.  Amazing!  Not that excited about chicken roll as of this very moment.  We'll see how that plays out.  Musta gained a pound or a pound and a half in last week alone.  What with the very much abbreviated walking and other exercising.  OH WELL you gotta spend money to make money.  Sounds reasonable.  Lotta Republican Campaign Signs on way to and from Podiatrist.  RARE Democratic Campaign Sign.  OH NO.  For some reason it's easy for me to imagine people just driving around and seeing these signs and being like HEY THERE MUST BE SOMETHING TO THIS PERSON.  It's not ONE sign ya see.  It's OVER AND OVER.  So the driver (OR PASSENGER?) will be like wow ALL THESE SIGNS?  Must be something to this person.  IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE.  At the very least really upsets my Dad and in turn gets to me as well.  Maybe that's their main goal with the signs.  HOW DARE THEY GET MY DAD AND I'S GOAT.  Hmm. 
   Fifth paragraph!  Get some coffee after this paragraph.  Good deal.  Plenty o' Time to do first few acts and walks.  Amazing.  DANGIT doctor didn't specify whether to use neosporin on bandaid or not.  I HAD been doing that.  He never said it SPECIFICALLY this time around. My instinct is DON'T NEED TO DO IT.  But that instinct is strongly influenced by the co-instinct Don't WANNA BOTHER doing it.  Either way probably won't do it.  BANDAID is just being extra careful.  WOUND IS HEALED I FEEL.  And I think he probably feels!  The point is WOW THIS ORDEAL IS ALL BUT OVER.  Onto the next ordeal!  SHUT UP OR DEAL.  That's a phrase you say in poker.  Wait.  No.  It's SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL.  Not SHUT UP OR DEAL.  Also ideally I'd say Shut Up AND Deal.  I don't wanna hear your bullshit AND I wanna continue on with the game.  That's how I feel!  Huh.  Is there any Easy Legal Populous Online Poker Site for New York residents?  I HOPE NOT.  I don't wanna do that.  Wait I HOPE SO.  Other people should have the right to do that.  JUST NOT FOR ME.  Coffee time.
    Yeah!  What am I watching today.  JUST Deadwood?  Maybe.  Not gonna wanna put on any election coverage on TV I don't think.  TOO STRESSFUL.  Reading it is tolerable.  HEARING IT and SEEING IT is too much of a bombardment on my senses!  Also I'm getting the context THEY'RE pushing.  On Twitter I get the context I'M VAGUELY pushing.  Combined a lot with algorithms and just following people who were pushed on me by algorithms long ago.  I STUCK WITH EM.  That's how I roll!  Huh.  What kinda music did I listen to on recent walk.  Went through my 7.5 minute album again.  Then put on NEW IN ALTERNATIVE.  Amazing.  These songs are totally solid!  THE NEW IN ALTERNATIVE ONES.  The My 7.5 Minute Album ones are STRETCHINGLY SOLID.  You could say they're solid I guess!  BUT IT'S A STRETCH.  Anyway what else is up.  Tuesday!  We ain't gonna know who won senate tonight is my guess.  GET A LOT MORE BETTER CONTEXT THAN BEFORE TONIGHT THOUGH.  Wow!  The good news is the next sentence is part of the seventh paragraph!
   YEAH.  What else is up.  If you're a Democratic candidate you don't even need to keep up with Republican Street Sign Campaigns sign-by-sign.  Just knock over all THEIR signs.  SAME EFFECT as putting up all your own signs to match them.  BUT EASLIER.  More fun too.  SEE YOU IN HELL SIGN.  Probably just knock em down to the ground.  That's NICE AND LEGAL.  Can't remove them completely and throw them in a wood chipper.  THAT'S A MURKY LEGAL AREA.  Anyway.  What do wood chippers accomplish.  Chip up wood, I GET IT.  For WHAT PURPOSE.  Probably lots of good purposes.  Lemme LTURQ.  Eh.  I looked it up and GOT BORED REAL QUICK.  No thanks!  Hmm.  Hochul isn't campaigning hard enough!  That's my Dad's impression and HE'S RIGHT.  JUST CAMPAIGN MORE.  WHY NOT.  HOW HARD IS THAT.  JUST DO IT.  Too late NOW.  But WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT.  WHAT'S YOUR PORBLEM AND CRAP.  I think most of these signs I can't legally put in a wood chipper.  OUTSIDE OF MY DISTRICT.  These are Long ISLAND District.  Not sure what it's called exactly.  BUT IT AIN'T MINE.
   Three paragraphs to go for Act I!  Hmm.  Looks like walks 1/3/4 will be PARK (with 4 also being VOTE) and 2/5/6 will be STREET (With NONE OF EM also being VOTE).  So that's good.  Lunch is pretty far away as of now but I'm not particularly hungry.  PLUS the way I feel today is I'M ON BOARD WITH normal snack later a couple hours before lunch.  I CAN SEE MYSELF EATING KETO BROWNIE BAR REAL GOOD.  Huh.  Gonna be a lot of election day shenanigans.   I dunno.  DON'T LIKE IT.  Shenanigans are good and well in SOME contexts but NOT IN ELECTION DAY.  Two and a half more paragraphs to go for this crap.  MAN OH MAN am I not gonna have any crunch time moving forward.  So that's good and crap.  Feels like I'll take bonus afternoon walk/vote relatively early in afternoon before lunch.  GREAT.  What would they say if I asked for bonus stickers.  They'd probably say no!  They were probably trained to say no in that kind of situation.  Couldn't hurt to ask.  Unless they're like the soup nazi and I ask them For Bonus and then they're like NO VOTE FOR YOU.  Oh well.  If election poll workers HAVE to be some sort of NAzi I guess Soup Nazi is the best case scenario.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Huh.  Also SEINFELD FRIEND did NOT ask for extra.  He didn't receive his bread.  SUPPOSED to get bread.  EVERYONE ELSE got bread.  HE'S (OR SHE'S, COULDA BEEN ELAINE) just asking for WHAT'S DUE HIM.  Anyway.  What kind of soup do they specify Soup Nazi is good at.  They must have had SOME dialogue where it's like HEY THIS GUYS such and such soup IS GREAT.  Better LTURQ.  Google WHAT WAS THE SOUP NAZI GOOD AT.  Hmm.  I guess no harm done in googling that.  Let's see.  Huh.  Someone must have screenshotted the menu or something because in IMDB trivia THEY LIST THE 11 SOUPS HE SERVED.  I can't go through ALL OF THEM but here's some highlights-- Turkey Chili, Jambalaya, Mushroom Barley and Mulligatawny.  I picked those because they were either UP MY ALLEY or they were fun words.  Turns out the 50% that were just fun works ARE ALSO REALLY UP MY ALLEY.  What else is going on and crap.  20 degrees colder today than yesterday.  STILL FELT PRETTY WARM.
   Last paragraph before walk 2.  THAT SHOULD BE A BLAST AND A HALF.  Guess I'm gonna aim for Abbreviated 5 Paragraph Act III earlier in day.  That should be fun.  Then I will go crazy for the rest of the night.  Probably going into the rest of the week!  SOUNDS TERRIBLE.  Hmm.  On twitter now you have to pay 8 dollars to get the status symbol of Blue Check Mark after your name.  Feels like you should be able to do the opposite and they pay you 8 dollars (A MONTH?) to put a RED X after your name.  I'D SIGN UP FOR THAT.  Those 8 dollars ADD UP over time.  Unless if its a one time deal.  Then IT WILL NOT ADD UP over time.  Hmm.  That's an innovative way to deal with accounts that are PARODY. Don't BAN em.  Just have a red X next to their name which people will grow to understand means LOOK OUT FOR THIS JOKER YA DON'T KNOW FOR SURE WHO THEY ARE AND WHAT THEY'RE UP TO.  NOBEL PRIZE IN TWITTER PLEASE.  Anyway gonna go take a walk now.  Be back soon!

Wow I Get To Do This

    Hey!  Gonna take a shower after next walk.  Then take afternoon walk & vote about 1.5 hours after that.  GREAT.  Thinkin' I'm gonna have pastrami sandwich for lunch.  Either pizza or chicken roll for dinner.  OTHER ONE for lunch tomorrow.  I ALWAYS FANTASIZE about splitting both in halves.  Half a roll and a slice TWO MEALS IN A ROW.  It's not always a fantasy.  I DID IT ONCE OR TWICE.  And it was GREAT.  Maybe I go for that again tonight and/or tomorrow.  Anyway thinking about cheez its as sandwich side.  So that's good.  Gonna have snack probably after shower.  Maybe BEFORE.  EITHERY WAY GONNA BE A BLAST.  Did ONE set of sit-up/push-ups.  Pretty good stuff.  Maybe I should drop down to 10 sets a day anyway even when I'm 100%!  Ya do em BETTER that way.  When you're doing them all day ya end up sorta half-assing the exercise.  ONLY TEN TIMES A DAY?  I'M GONNA DO THESE ONES RIGHT.  Huh.  Got two small donuts left.  Those are good snacks.  GOOD AFTERNOON SNACK I FEEL.  ALREADY LOCKED IN with Keto Bar Brownie for PreLunch snack.
   Four paragraphs to go for act II.  When am I writing act III?  Presumably starting somewhere between 4:00 and 5:30.  Should be good.  Still taking two walks at night.  One walk after accepting delivery.  Another walk I guess AT MY DISCRETION.  Could be leaving for it anywhere between 8 and 9:30 PM!  WOW WHAT A DEAL.  I dunno.  I'm gonna be getting back from walks and my parents are gonna have INSTANT UPDATES and the INSTANT UPDATES might be upsetting.  I get home from a break and my parents are like TERRIBLE NEWS.  I don't wanna be Broken Terrible News by my parents.  UST DOUBLES DOWN ON ME CARING ABOUT IT.  Cause not only is it bad/upsetting for me but THEMS TOO.  OH WELL THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.  We all gotta take 2 30 minute walks at night and then get back to our houses and have parents break them Terrible Political News.  Huh.  Maybe they break some Great News.  IT COULD HAPPEN.  Anyway what if I LISTEN ALONG with news on my walks.  Nah I ain't gonna do that.  Gotta imagine there's some APP or something where you can get SPOKEN WORD updates from the twitter accounts you follow.  Every tweet from someone you follow they do text-to-voice and you hear it IN REAL TIME.  Oh well what can ya do.  Sell that idea for 5 million dollars.  TOO ALTE NOW.
   Three paragraphs to go.  NO SOCKS TONIGHT.  Gotta wear socks all day but AT NIGHT let toe BREATHE.  UNDER THE CARE OF A BANDAID OF COURSE.  But no socks.  Doctor's Orders!  Hmm.  For some reason my electric guitar is laying on the floor.  I guess I can KIND OF remember Guitar Dropping at some point and it made a loud clanking sound.  But I'M NOT SURE I remember that.  MUSTA HAPPENED THOUGH.  Guitar wasn't like this yesterday afternoon I don't think!  What do I know.  Maybe I placed it down like that and forgot.  OR I PLACED IT NORMALLY AND IT DROPPED IN MY SLEEP OR SOMETHIN.  What else is crap.  Five paragraph act should take fourty five minutes at the most.  Probably won't bother taking breaks to keep up on news.  Be NEWSFREE for that 5 paragraphs.  Helps me FOCUS and crap on the task at hand.  I've had it UP TO HERE with Epson Salts.  I don't know why I don't like them but I JUST DON'T.  Huh.  Gotta imagine they can create and market some sort of salt concoction that you drink and it definitely makes you throw up.  IN FACT that must exist.  Lots of good medical reasons to induce vomit.  BUT I feel like if those remedies were sold over the counter Bulimics be buying that crap up left and right.  And we'd ALL be very familiar with it.
   Hmm.  Gonna have to look that one up at some point.  Is Deadwood TOO STRESSFUL for today?  Lots of LAWLESSNESS in Deadwood.  TODAY I WANT NOTHIN' BUT LAWFULNESS.  Inside and outside my entertainment choices.  What's a good Lawful Show.  Huh.  A show where everyone is EXPLICITLY obeying the law.  Not sure about that.  Most shows either have a balance between Lawfulness and Lawlessness OR they don't touch on The Law Being Followed Or Not at all.  ALSO WHAT IS LAW ANYWAY.  Hmm.  Should give some serious thought to microwaving pastrami.  Not TOO serious.  Serious enough that I get a good solid conclusion I can stand by though.  Huh.  I enjoyed Garlic Knots the last time or 2nd to last time I got Pizzaria.  COULD THAT BE IN PLAY for tonight?  I dunno.  I don't think so!  MAYBE TRY AGAIN NEXT WEEK.  Huh.  I dunno.  I feel like three garlic knots could equal a slice of pizza in heartiness.  And then I'd have two left over.  Dunno what I'd do with the left over though!  SNACK ON EM I GUESS.  Maybe I should devote some serious thought to this but I probably won't!  Or more accurately I PROBABLY WILL but I will probably err on the side of Just Not Getting Them.
   Last paragraph for a few hours!  FOUR OR FIVE HOURS!!  Amazing.  Or I could skip chicken roll.  Get two slices of pizza.  Two meals.  One slice and 2.5 garlic knots each time.  WOW WHAT A GREAT IDEA I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA DO THAT.  Anyway.  Get one slice of pizza and chicken roll and garlic knots.  Slice and 3 knots for one meal.  Chicken roll for other meal.  Re-up with Super Market salad on Friday.  Have one garlic knot with that and the last garlic knot as Snack At Some Point.  Hmm.  IT COULD WORK.  What the hell else is going on and bullshit.  I don't think anything!  Basically gotta figure out how I can justify having garlic knots.  That's what's important RIGHT NOW.  Hmm.  JUST ASK FOR DOUBLE GARLIC ON PIZZA.  I get garlic on pizza all the time but now that I think about it, if I had to guess, about 50% of garlic you'd get On A Knot.  If I ask for double garlic NOW I'M GETTING ALL THE JOY OF GARLIC KNOT but IN A HEALTHY SLICE OF PIZZA.  It's healthy because It's the same thing BUT WITH CHEESE.  Oh okay Good.  Hey I'll be back a little bit later.

jeez that's a tough one

    Hey friends!  Took extra extra walk in afternoon so I don't have to take any walks in evening.  Now I gotta write five paragraphs!  Not feeling particularly optimistic about election and/or election results and/or results.  Elections and results separately are worrisome.  You put em together NOW I'M REALLY GETTING ANXIOUS.  Anyway I voted an they gave me four stickers.  First one of em gave me The Standard One Sticker.  Then someone gave me a whole roll of stickers.  Three of em.  QUALIFIES AS A ROLL.  Anything more than two is a roll.  Anyway didn't vote on propositions cause I forgot to look into them beforehand.  Just voted Working Class Party and when that wasn't available Democratic Party Line.  WOW.  Not a bad turn out!  Mid terms at around 2:30 PM, there were like 8 or 10 other voters at the time!  GOTTA WONDER HOW THEY WERE VOTING.  I didn't ask anybody or take a poll.  FIGURE someone was already keeping track.  THE GOVERNMENT.  I dunno if I feel comfortable with that.  GET BIG GOVERNMENT OUT OF CHECKING OUR VOTING RECORDS.  Gotta PRIVATIZE THAT.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Already drank 2 or 3 beers.  I think 2.  Gonna start 3 NOW.  Anyway watched a Deadwood and then a few Simpsons.  Now it's time to go back to Deadwood I feel.  Still not sure about what to do for dinner/next-lunch.  I think I want a slice of pizza with garlic and onion for tonight.  Will I pair that with ANOTHER SLICE, some garlic knots, or half a chicken roll... I DON'T KNOW.  I got about an hour to figure it out though.  THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS NOW.  Well actually we could easily have been counting down Starting Before Now.  JUT DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME until just now.  So that's good.  Anyway.  One of the poll workers said they lived on the same street I did when I told them my address.  To confirm it was me.  Then he asked me about where my house was located.  At the time it made me slightly uncomfortable and NOW I think KINDA TRYING TO POLL INTIMIDATE ME.  "I know where you live," and whatknot.  HOWEVER I dunno which direction he'd wanna intimidate me in!  Youngish-Middle Aged Asian American Man!  Could easily be Democrat or Republican!  Either way I didn't let him intimidate me because it didn't occur to me to be intimidated until I was out the door.
   Huh.  My guess is Of Polling Intimidation it's gonna be around 95-98% Republican Intimidation of Others.  I FEEL that's the track record we're dealing with AS WELL AS what we can guess based on situations leading up to Today Election.  Oh well what can ya do!  Have some of us choose not to go to vote in fear of being intimidated.  THIS IS THE LIFE WE CHOSE.  We were INTIMIDATED in terms of thinking about choosing to live some other life.  Huh.  Anyway Pastrami sandwich was pretty good.  Had no snack before hand other than some cheez its and pop chips. ...So I had a snack beforehand.  Of some cheez its and pop chips.  Interesting Counterpoint.  Guess I'll have a Smaller Iced Cream Sandwich when this entry is over in Oh I Don't Know 20 minutes.  Hmm.  Is it POSSIBLE this guy lives on my block.  Sure I GUESS.  Either way I'M HERE TO VOTE NOT TO MAKE FRIENDS.  GET OUT OF MY WAY I GOT CIRCLES TO BUBBLE IN.  Anyway.  On the plus side this ballot was definitely on the easy and intuitive side compared to other recent votings.
   These stickers are going STRAIGHT onto Hard Shell Acoustic Guitar Case.  FOUR STICKERS gonna make a BIG dent in the available space I have.  Pretty good stuff!  Gotta be honest.  REALLY considering 2 slices of pizza and garlic knots.  Splittin em in half for next two main meals.  IT WILL BE FUN, I PROMISE.  I can't make that promise.  Sure I can!  Might turn out to be an Errant Promise!  But I can do it anyway!  NOBODY GONNA STOP ME FROM PROMISING POTENTIALLY UNACHIEVABLE RESULTS.  Huh.  2.5 Knots is about as hearty in theory and in practice as a slice of pizza.  Probably similar in calories and probably similar in How Much I get Full Out of The Deal.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Maybe I have 1 of 2 small donuts as upcoming snack.  Probably would hit the spot.  I'm gonna aim for that AS OF NOW.  Either way huh.  Now that I think about it not that hungry.  Gonna eat dinner in about 2 hours.  FRUCK snacking I DON'T NED IT as of now.
   Last paragraph of the day.  Five walks overall today.  Not bad!  Anyway shower went okay.  I totally bandaged up my toe.  Wait a second. BANDage.  BANDaid.  Never EXPLICITLY occurred to me that Bandaid is making their prefix the same as Bandage which is What It Is.  Or what it AIDS in.  Not sure it COMPLETELY surprises me.  I may have IMPLICITLY made that connection before.  NOT REALLY SURE to be honest.  Huh.  It's not HELPING US with the bandage IT IS the bandage!  BANDAGE CAN BE A VERB TOO. IT's helping is BANDAGE as an ACTION.  FINE get off my back about it.  Anyway.  I always wanna be a mensch and when the polling people or security guards say have a good day or whatever when I'm leaving, I wanna be like NO, YOU.  YOU GUYS ARE THE REAL HEROES.  DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW THE SACRIFICE YOU'RE MAKING FOR OUR DEMOCRACY.  GIVE YOURSELVES A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.  HERE, I'LL START IT.  Then I start CLAPPING.  Either way THIS DOESN'T GO FOR INTIMIDATOR.  He's A NEGATIVE actor in this scene.  Huh.  I guess I'll be back tomorrow!  See ya then.

-5:22 P.M.

Monday, November 7, 2022

Sounds Like It's Time To Do This

    Hey!  Close to two hours behind schedule today.  Gonna fit in everything anyway.  Five walks overall probably.  Four to six, that's for sure!  Gonna have to take a break mid-Act I so I can take care of Toe Business.  That'll take like twenty minutes.  The good news is THIS MAY BE THE LAST TIME I gotta take care of toe business.  Got follow up appointment tomorrow.  I'm confident he'll give me the Go Ahead to move on with my life and leave Toe Problem to the past as a distant memory.  Well it'll take some time for the memory to become distant.  Not TOO MUCH time though!  You don't wanna forget it COMPLETELY.  Huh.  Real warm outside!  74 percent on my first walk.  74 percent of what.  ONE HUNDRED DEGREES.  Also there's probably SOME GUY out there whose REALLY socially isolated and he's 100 degrees from Kevin Bacon.  Huh.  Can we use People In History.  I'm sure if you estimate the right amount of time EVERYONE was 100 degrees from Current Living Kevin Bacon. 
   Anyway.  What do I got in store for today besides Acts and Walks.  Guess I can watch some more Deadwood!  That's tons of fun.  Had 3 small donuts for breakfast.  Was great!  Had a reasonable amount of NighMight Snacking last night.  I THINK 2 donuts.  NOT ONE AFTER THE OTHER.  REAL SEPARATE LIKE.  What kinda SandwichSide I got going on today.  Maybe some reduced fat cheez its.  Should have also gotten a box of regular cheez its.  Then mixed them together.  HALFWAY REDUCED FAT.  All the fun of Regular Cheez Its and all the Health of reduced fat!  YEAH.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Cook Somthing Bold and Pungent Day, National Cappuccino Day, and National Harvey Wallbanger Day.  I'll EAT something bold and pungent.  What's pungent.  POULTRY I feel.  Get some pungent chicken.  Maybe some pungent duck.  My guess is Pungent is usually BOLD without making a separate point of it.  Hmm.  Wish I could have pungent chicken for lunch TODAY.  Bet there's a Chinese Dish that used Pungent in their title.  NOPE.  Not the one I've been getting.  THEY JUST TALKED THEMSELVES OUT OF A SALE.
   GOOD.  Cappuchino is great.  I'll drink some of that.  Not sure what a Harvey Wallbanger is.  I'm sure it's LIQUID-- partly alcohol.  Let's see.  VARIANT OF SCREWDRIVER.  Vodka and orange juice.  DELICIOUS.  Of mixed drinks That There Screwdriver is the only one I drank reasonably often.  Back in the NYU Freshman Year Days Of Yore.  And we always drank the orange juice of the guy who lived there but didn't drink!  BOY DID THAT STEAM HIS GRITS.  Well that was fun 16 years ago is the point.  Wow.  Time just flies by.  Gonna fly by even more!  At this point it's a distant memory.  Gotta imagine when I'm 64 I will forget completely.  I dunno I feel I'd remember that.  Won't remember INDIVIDUAL TIMES drinking.  But since it happened multiple times IT'LL STICK I FEEL.  What else is up.  Do I got a snack coming up.  Or maybe an early lunch.  What would be a good early lunch.  NAH a snack would be more appropriate.  Based on current projection of Schedule For Today, makes more sense to have Normal Lunch and a snack at some point later on.  Probably when I get back from Walk II after this.  GREAT WHAT KINDA SNACK WE TALKIN.  I guess Keto bar Brownie and crap.
   Fourth paragraph!  Listened to some The New Rock playlist on walk just now.  Good stuff.  I like the Rock n Roll music and I like to keep tabs on what the kids are up to.  GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THESE SONGS.  Gettin' the job done I feel.  Guess I'm not gonna pour coffee until after I take care of TOE.  Is there any reasonable way I can have scrambled eggs for lunch.  Gotta pair it with A LOT.  Just about one eggsworth of scrambled egg.  I DUNNO I DON'T THINK SO.  Oh well such is life.  WOW I was just looking at amazon fresh and they got a box of 10 individual bag portions of Doritos EACH OF WHICH IS 150 CALORIES.  THAT'S THE PERECT AMOUNT OF SANDWICH SIDE.  And it's DELICIOUS DORITOS.  Five bags of NOT YOUR CHEESE and five bags of COOL YOUR RANCH.  That's gonna be fun.  How few chips can there be if they justify an entire bag.  Can't be just FIVE CHIPS, right?  Maybe around 10.  I could see it being less than 10.  THAT' A RISK I'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE.
   Fifth paragraph.  Hmm.  IS it weird nacho cheese is disgusting to me but nacho cheese flavored chips are great?  NO.  YOU'RE THE WEIRD ONE.  This just makes perfect sense.  So that's good.  HMM.  Maybe if I mix things up a bit I CAN have lunch about an hour early.  Sounds good.  On account of gettin' hungry now already.  What else is up and shit.  Maybe I have scrambled egg as sandwich side.  Why not.  People do weird things all the time.  WHY CAN'T I.  Just had a few BBQ pop chips.  Dunno if that'll ultimately satisfy my hunger but IN THE MEANTIME it tasted good and hit the spot!  Anyway.  Gonna do toe in about 15 minutes.  Great!  Maybe I should have BBQ Pop Chips as Sandwich Side.  I'd get a kick out of it BUT I'm buzzing through these chips relatively quickly.  Best to SPREAD OUT THE SANDWICHSIDE LOVE and use some cheez its!  So that's good.  At this rate looks like I'll take break after six paragraphs.  MEANING I START BACK UP AT PARAGRAPH SEVEN.  Wonderful!
   Yeah!  Guess tomorrow, assuming I don't get up early to take a walk before Pediatrist, I'll end up being about an hour or an hour and a half behind schedule.  GREAT.  Means nothing in the grand scheme of things.  I think we're giving Overarching Themes too much credit calling them GRAND.  Grand could mean GOOD.  UNIVERSAL MACRO SCHEMES aren't gonna be good all the time!  We'd be lucky if they were good HALF the time.  WE can already assume In The Grand Scheme Of Things UNIVERSE WILL END AND EVERYTHING WE EVER KNOW AND LOVED WILL DISAPPEAR COMPLETELY NO MATTER WHAT YOU BELIEVE RELIGIOUSLY.  That sounds like a SHITTY grand scheme of things.  Also what you believe religiously IMPACTS how you feel about that interpretation of The Grand Scheme Of Things.  Sorry.  My bad!  Your beliefs may not be in tune with Universe Ending And Everything's Gone One Way Or Another.  I DUNNO WHAT I EVEN BELIEVE.  Too busy doing my life to worry about that stuff.  I'll get around to it later!  You can count on that! 
   Maybe write 1 more paragraph before toe.  See how much into the paragraph I can get at least.  The point is IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS WE'RE ALL FUCKED.  I COULD BE WRONG.  Maybe in the grand scheme of things EVERYTHING GONNA BE MORE THAN OKAY.  Either way huh, seventh paragraph, delightful.  Guess I'm leaning towards turkey sandwich today.  PUNGENT made me think of poultry.  Thin sliced turkey AIN'T GONNA BE PUNGENT.  But it's the closest I can come up with on such short notice.  I think I got some BBQ sauce or something that I used once or twice 2 years ago.  PUT THAT ON SANDWICH.  BBQ sauce is GETTING CLOSER into what Pungent is I feel.  Pungent TO ME implies a pretty heavy sauce or something.  I COULD BE WRONG.  What does Pungent mean IN TRUTHS.  Oh wait.  It might mean OLFACTORY.  Smell.  Pungent is a SMELL first and foremost.  Lemme LTURQ.  Having Sharply Strong Taste Or Smell.  NAILED IT.
   Eighth paragraph.  WOW.  Got pretty deep into the act before having to do TOE.  I GUESS THAT'S PRETTY GOOD FOR ME ALL IN ALL.  Huh.  At this point does it make sense to start a cup of coffee after Toe to finish Act I?  Maybe just wait to have cup #1 with Act #2.  Sweet and pungent chicken.  I feel like that used to be on the menu in Past Chinese Take Out.  Lemme GOOGLE that phrase exactly.  YEP.  Generic flavor it turns out!  Google knew EXACTLY what I was talking about with, "Sweet and pungent Chicken."  WHY CAN'T CURRENT CHINESE TAKE OUT I GET GET A CLUE.  LOOK I'm sure LOTS of their chicken dishes are pungent.  Some of which are sweet as well!  I could always call them up and be like what's your SWEETEST And MOST PUNGENT Chicken on the menu.  They'd probably be able to come up with something off the top of their head!  Anyway.  Gonna stop now.  Do toe in a few minutes.  Be back in a little bit!
   HEY!  Took care of toe.  Current plan is to eat lunch after Act II but before Walk 3.  No snack before then.  Other than the Pop Chips and Cheez Its I've had.  Which add up to about a regular snack!  So that's good.  Maybe go with HAM sandwich.  Flip a coin.  Gotta imagine flipping coins too much will depreciate them in value.  The more wear and tear a coin gets the less likely someone is going to accept it as legal tender payment.  I wouldn't want a coin that's been tossed down to the nub.  Why would anyone else.  Huh.  Basically lunch lookin' like it'll be around 1:30, 1:45.  That's not an early lunch OVERALL.  That's a REASONABLE and/or SLIGHTLY LATE lunch.  Let's talk about it. W e already have, many times in the past!  OH OKAY lets talk about something else then.  Huh.  Cup of coffee with Act II.  NOT SURE about a second cup of coffee.  Guess I can have it at some relatively random point in the afternoon.  Good to finish coffee Ya Already Made.  Don't want coffee to go to waste!
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Good deal.  Wearing clean sock today.  That's how I operate!  If I have clean socks to wear AND I need to replace the socks I've been wearing NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN I'll go with clean socks if they're readily available.  YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY HEAD THAT OTHER 1 out of 10 TIMES.  It's not pretty!  Huh.  Ham might have that extra KICK I'm looking for from a sandwich.  That's how ham goes.  Still saving the plastic E Key that came off my laptop keyboard.  Never know when it might come in handy.  Lemme see if I can JAM IT BACK INTO KEYBOARD NOW.  Been a few months since I tried. ed NOPE no success.  If I wanted to TRICK anyone who was just LOOKING at the laptop keyboard I could place it in the right place and if you weren't LOOKING FOR IT you'd never realize something was wrong.  So that's why I'm keeping it.  In case I need to trick anybody that nothing is wrong with my laptop keyboard.  Oh good.  I'm gonna be back in a little bit.

Alright That's Enough Of That

    Hey friends.  Time for five more paragraphs.  Gonna eat lunch in about an hour.  Then take walk.  Then walk FIVE is during Act III Recess.  And walk FOUR is Me Leaving sometime between 3:30 and 7:00.  PROBABLY AROUND SIX, let's talk about it.  Anyway.  Lunch gonna be Ham Sandwich, on white bread,  CUT IN HALF, WITH CHEEZ ITS as sandwich side.  Already getting excited about it.  .26 of a pound!  Ate half the .52 of a pound last week.  Gotta imagine I cut it PRETTY evenly but not down to the last .01 of a pound.  So it'll be close I guess.  Got some coffee going on as well as diet coke.  AMAZING.  Did they have diet coke in the Old West.  I KNOW they didn't but at the same time It'd be real swell if somone in Deadwood orders a Diet Coke.  Oh well, their problem, not mine.  Whose problem.  Deadwood.  Huh.  COULD lunch be in as soon as fourty five minutes?  SURE WE'LL SEE HOW I FEEL.  Anyway  Feels like I prefer white bread sandwiches not cut in half at all.  But I'm gonna do it anyway.  THEN AGAIN NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT MAYBE I WON'T.
   Good thing we covered that.  I JUST SAVED MYSELF AN ENJOYABLE SANDWICH EXPERIENCE.  Maybe I try toasting bread.  I rarely do that these days for these kinda sandwiches, but I feel when I do, I OFT enjoy it.  GIVE IT A SHOT, WHY NOT, what's the worst that could happen.  I don't like it so I THROW OUT THE BREAD and START ANEW without toasting it.  Sounds like a waste of bread.  Wasting Bread is THE GREATEST THING since sliced bread.  YOU FOLKS who don't waste bread GOT NO CLUE what you're missing out on. Just like Deadwood Patrons and Diet Coke.  Maybe they have some idea what they're missing out on.  Somehow, deep down inside, they KNOW one day there's gonna be Diet Coke and I can't have it in my life time.  Gotta imagine it eats them up inside.  That's how I'd feel at least.  Anyway.  I was wondering when I would take my shower today until I remembered I'm not taking a shower today.  On account of Toe Bandage.  Probably'll be able to take a shower tomorrow.  Delightful.
   Huh.  Guess I'm gonna have fun with dinner too.  Steak and Stuffed Mushroom and Baked Potato and a bit of broccoli.  NOW THE  QUESTION IS Oven or Microwave.  NOW THE ANSWER IS oven if I'm gonna be home the entire time it'd be in the oven, microwave if I'm gonna be taking a walk immediately preceding Dinner.  GREAD WHAT ELSE IS GROOD.  Halfway into Act II.  AMAZING when am I aiming for lunch in UP TO DATE estimations.   Maybe around fourty five minutes.  We're talkin PUT DADWOOD on and pause it MID EPISODE.  DAD WOOD.  Not sure I like the implications of that phrase.  Pretty sure I like the NON-implications, though.  EVERYTHING that could convieably be implicated ny anything, but ISN'T by that phrase-- LOVE 'EM.  HAH.  HAY BOY.  It's a plot point in Weird Al Movie.  NO SPOILERS.  No spoilers, but now that I think about it-- the way the film was structured KIND OF LEFT ROOM FOR A SEQUEL.  In regards to kind of petering out in the 1980's.  HE, WEIRD AL YANKOVIC, IN FACT has been around for decades after that.  They gotta be at least CONSIDERING that, right?
   Penultimate paragraph.  Could put ham in microwave.  I DON'T KONW ABOUT THAT.  Play it safe and eat it cold.  I don't wanna risk playing it dangerously and then it blows up in my face.  LITERALLY.  I put ham in the microwave for too long-- and I put my face RIGHT UP TO THE MICROWAVE for half an hour or more-- MAY JUST MAY BLOW UP IN MY FACE.  Oh no, not my precious face!  I COUNT ON THAT to show to people to show them I'm just like them-- I have same amount of faces as everyone else!  So that's good.  If 27 reduced fat cheez its are 140 calories, HOW MANY CHEEZ ITS am I aiming to eat as SandwichSide.  Huh.  Maybe somewhere between 24-30.  NOT EVEN MAYBE.  That's what I'm aiming for FOR SURE FOR NOW.  Makes sense to do 28.  Divisible by 2.  Maybe I eat cheez is two at a time.  Even that is kind of a chore.  You really wanna enjoy your Cheez It eating, you gotta be eating 3 or 4 at a time.  That's FUN.  Anything less IS A BUST in terms of being a good experience.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  Never finished most recent Chucky Episode.  I'll get around to it when next Halloween Rolls Around.  Huh.  Some interesting films to watch on SHUTTER.  Good amount of em!  Not sure if I'm in the mood for that in the immediate future.  Wait till its at last A LITTLE BIT closer to upcoming Halloween.  Ya know like THANKSGIVING at the earliest.  SO that's good I got time to finish THE DEADWOOD.  Dead Weight.  Huh.  Do people put up Thanksgiving Decorations.  I feel like I've seen some Thanksgiving decorations in my life time.  Might just be imagining watching Thanksgiving themed episodes of sitcoms.  Not sure what's going on there that I confuse real life House Decorations with TV Sitcom Plot Contexts.  Oh well guess I'll never figure it out.  Home Block in middle of the day probably gonna be about three hours.  NOT BAD.  I guess.  Probably getting Book tonight.  Read that sucker starting TOMORROW.  I'll be back tonight.

okay well here's more

    Hey friends.  Had delicious dinner and lunch.  Both what I predicted RESPECTFULLY.  Had beer Post Walk IV and Pre Dinner.  Wanted to indulge myself tonight seeing as tomorrow will be very stressful.  On account of Elections Keeping Up On.  Probably won't be a very fun day at all. That's Tuesday for ya!  Election Day.  CAN'T STAND HAVING ELECTIONS ONCE A WEEK.  Anyway Dems seem to be finishing strong in POLLS and doing well in VOTING EARLIES and stuff like that.  Could that be selective reasoning?  Is SELECTIVE REASONING a term meaning what I'm implying it means?  The point is SURE let's hope for the best.  And VOTE.  And then VOTE FOR ALL OUR FRIENDS.  And 1 out of 4 votes for our friends we cast AGAINST our preferred candidates SUCH AS NOT TO AROUSE SUSPICION.  GREAT now we gotta vote in multiples of four for friends.  THIS TUESDAY JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE.  Anyway I can have ANY kinda dessert indulgence snack I want later on!  Gonna start lollipop in maybe a paragraph!
   CHOCO POP.  Hmm.  Had a bit of Quality Resting today.  Two segments of about half an hour each where I didn't quite verge on falling asleep but I think made SOME progress in Not Being 100% Wakefully Conscious.  I WISH I COULD DO IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW.  Busy doing this though.  Maybe I can train myself to write paragraphs while I sleep.  It wouldn't be the craziest thing to ever happen.  I bet Buddhist Monks and whatknot can do that ALREADY.  Well they'd need a few weeks to get the hang of it.  They ALREADY have the necessary prerequisites but since they've never done it before SPECIFICALLY it'd take A BIT of time to figure it out.  Huh.  Also is it just me, or does every time you read a tweet from The Pope or The Dhali Llama or anything it's always like HEY THAT GUY IS MAKING SOME SENSE.  Maybe it's just me.  OR MAYBE RELIGIOUS LEADERS MAKIN' MORE SENSE THESE DAYS THAN YOU'D GUESS AT FIRST.
   Four paragraphs to go before recess walk.  Guess I'm gonna jam choco pop down my gullet starting now.  I might not be able to literally write paragraphs IN PRACTICE in my dreams, but it stands to reason I can figure out a way for Inspiration To Strike in dreams.  So that I'm DREAMING UP complete paragraphs.  And ALSO remembering them when I'm waking.  AGAIN these things are possible.  Anyway what else do I got going on.  What time are we lookin' at for voting tomorrow.  Guess one of the walks that's POST Act I and II and PRE Lunch.  Good.  What kinda lunch I got for tomorrow.  Still got turkey and pastrami sandwich lunches.  Reasonable to have Wildcard Lunch such as Tandem Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pocket though.  I GOT 2 sandwich lunches over the next three days.  ONE LUNCH GONNA BE A WILDCARD.  Let's see how it goes okay.  Don't gotta make a lunch commitment tomorrow!  DO have to make a Governor commitment tomorrow though.  IT'S EITHER TOMORROW OR NEVER.  I'm voting for HOCHUL because she inherited Marijuana Legalization and SHE GAVE TE IMPRESSION of vaguely expediting it even though it's still going slowly.  WOW I'M A SINGLE ISSUE VOTER.  And it's Marijuana Legalization Being Vaguely Expedidated.  MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
   Halfway through Act III Part I!  Made a lot of Deadwood Progress today.  Not as much as THEY made.  I've made several hours of progress Watching The Show but THE CHARACTERS have lived probably MONTHS within those several Hours I Saw Em Going.  Actors probably went through a couple of weeks.  I dunno how long it takes to film a season of Deadwood.  My guess is a couple of months!  I guess we'll never know for sure.  Got some fun music to listen to on upcoming recess walk.  DJ'S CHOICE.  Go song to song BASED ON WHIMS.  Anyway I think I'm halfway through King Of The Road Tales In The Crypt.  1/3rd into a Deadwood.  Figure I can finish BOTH OF THOSE tonight.  Watch Deadwood FIRST after entry.  Then close it off with Tales In The Crypt.  The good news is I get to go to podiatrist tomorrow morning.  It's good news because I HAVE THAT OPTION.  Lotta people can't go to podiatrist even if their life depended on it.  Also can we start using the word, "Depent," instead of, "Depended."  Like, "Pled," instead of, "Plaeaded."  This guy couldn't spell accurate words if his life Depent on it.  That's the kind of thing I'm a proponent of.
   Penultimate paragraph before recess.  Gonna bite into lollipop REAL SOON.  I was about to do it, but now that I think about it, gotta go use the bathroom.  And I don't wanna suffer in the  bathroom Being Done With Choco Pop.  SO I won't bite down until after using the bathroom and Settlin' Myself back at computer.  BRB.  OK GOOD I'M BACK.  Don't think I'm gonna go with hershey bar tonight.  Not sure WHAT to go with.  Birthday Bar?  1.5 Small Donuts?  Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich?  THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BREAKOUT ALL STAR PROSPECT SELECTION OF THE NIGHT.  ICED CREAM SANDWICH.  Should be interesting either way though to say the least.  Actually NOTHING would be the least.  To say the least would be To Say Nothing. ...OR TO BE MISLEADING.  You can say NOTHING and that'd be PRETTY CLOSE TO SAYING THE LEAST.  BUT if you say something that SETS TE READER IN THE WRONG DIRECTION you're saying even less.  You're making them knowledgeable not just in Nothing but IN THE DIRECT OPPOSITE  WRONG THING.  So that's something to think about!
   Last paragraph before break!  Amazing.  Really gotta make a concentrated effort to have Balanced Breakfast tomorrow.  I wanna finish them Egg.  WHICH CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR TE EGG.  WHY DOES IT BOTHER YOU.  This has nothing to DO with you.  LET IT BE and focus on YOUR OWN situation.  That's my opinion on the subject.  Also sure seems like with modern technology we could easily know which came first.  Do some ULTRASOUND while egg and/or chicken is being formed.  NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.  What if they're forming at the same time but AT DIFFERENT RATES.  THEN THAT'S YOUR ANSWER, GREAT, WE'VE WON, EVERYONE KNOWS NOW FOR SURE.  IS TE EGG HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY.  That's a good one.  NO IT ISN'T.  Interesting counterpoint.  Was wearing NO jacket all day for first 4 walks.  Gotta imagine I'm wearing a sweatshirt jacket for upcoming walk though.  That'd be my instinct on how to go about my life.  Anyway.  Just finished off beer #2 of Day.  Figure I'll probably have another one back from recess!  Anyway.  See ya later when I'm Back From Recess!

    Hey!  Got comprehensive vanilla iced cream sandwich.  Took Recess walk a little bit earlier and was delighted to walk by a packed starbucks.  Happy for the PEOPLE.  I'm glad they're having a blast and a half in Starbucks.  I don't feel particularly thrilled for Starbucks Business.  I think they've done some shady ANTI-UNION STUFF.  CRAP I just swallowed a big piece of iced cream sandwich.  For some reason I stuffed a 2.5x piece of iced cream sandwich down my gullet to finish it.  Just seemed like the right thing to do!  Then went down kinda harshly.  Either way DELICIOUS and delightful.  Now it's time to write three more paragraphs and see where that takes me.  SAME PLACE AS I WAS BEFORE.  But with less paragraphs I have to write!  START SOME BEER #3 now.  I THINK I MESSED UP MY GULLET.  Just poured a very reasonable amount of orange soda into my gullet and it felt weird.  GREAT MY GULLET IS RUINED.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Figure I'll enjoy being done with them Real Good.  I like the 2 or 3 episode arc where Deadwood person has kidney stones.  Really makes ya feel for him.  Also I can't wait to take a lot of heroin if I ever get a kidneystone.  That's my plan going into the situation.  SURE if I'm being treated In Hospital AS I HOPEFULLY WOULD BE I'd take some LEGAL powerful opiate cousin of heroin.  BUT if I'm being treated in a back alley MIGHT AS WELL TAKE HEROIN TO GET IN THE SPIRIT OF THINGS.  So that's good.  LEFT EAR BUD ran out of power the last 3 minutes of my walk.  BETTER BE BACK IN POWER by the time the morning comes around, that's all I'm gonna say about that.  Huh.  Walked the last walk backwards.  I mean I PROPELLED MY BODY FORWARDS.  But I took the ROUTE backwards.  IT WAS A FUN MIX EM UP.  HIGHLY RECOMMEND.  SEVEN OUT OF TWELVE STARS.  7 out of 12 doesn't sound like a Highly Recommend.  WRONG.  Anything that's over six out of 12 is a HIGHLY RECOMMEND because I SUGGEST you settle for Just Decent rather than pressing your luck.  HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU SETTLE FOR A 7 OUT OF 12 BECAUSE IN THEORY THAT'S HOW I SUGGEST YOU APPROACH LIFE.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Anyway.  I shove right when I started working on recent music project.  Now I look in mirror and I should shave again.  WOW I MUSTA BEEN WORKING ON THIS PROJECT A LONG TIME.  Interesting.  What kinda twitter am I reading tonight.  Maybe just put it aside for the rest of the night.  Maybe put it aside all of tomorrow.  Maybe put it 7 out of 12 Aside but continue being engrossed by it for 5 out of 12.  THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE RIGHT ANSWER TO ME.  It INCORPROATES things I said alst paragraph.  SOUNDS RIGHT TO ME.  ZELDIN HAS DOUBLED HIS CHANCES OF GOVERNORSHIP.  The last week when I checked Main Model had him at 3% to win.  NOW IT HAS HIM AT 5%.  THAT WOULD UPSET ME SOMETHING AWFUL IF HE WINS.  Anyway.  If you live in Yew Nork MAKE SURE TO VOTE tomorrow.  Or Previously.  NOT AFTER TOMORROW THOUGH.  PROBABLY TOO LATE BY THAT POINT.  THAT'D BE MY GUESS.  Huh.  Only gotta write one more paragraph more or less after the next sentence.  THAT SENTENCE IS THIS.
   YEAH.  Almost done.  I guess odds are I'm having Iced Cream Bar Snack at bedtime in an hour.  Odds are maybe it'll be a Mint Chocolate Chip.  Based on my current faculties of calculations and whatknot that seems to be the way to go.  HEY I got an amazon box delivery today which presumably holds the Bob Dylan Song Writing Book.  I can get started on that AS SOON AS TOMORROW.  Well as soon as FOURTY FIVE SECONDS FROM NOW.  But it won't be that.  IN PRACTICE it will be As Soon As Tomorrow.  I guess.  Hmm.  Maybe I wanna finish last 9 minutes of Tales In The Crypt BEFORE finishing last half or 2/3rds of Deadwood.  THAT'D BE AN INTERESTING WAY TO GO ABOUT TINGS.  I may be confusing INTERESTING with NOT INTERESTING though.  Interesting is like flammable.  Means the same thing either way!  Hmm.  I guess we're getting to that time of the day.  When I'm done writing.  I guess we're AT that time of the day.  More or less.  See ya tomorrow.

-9:14 P.M.

Sunday, November 6, 2022

I Do This Crap A Lot

    Hey!  About fifteen minutes ahead of schedule.  Which means little!  Only gonna aim for four walks today, making Schedule Not Crunch Time.  Took walk before this.  Gonna take walk after this.  Either take walk BEFORE Amazon Fresh delivery window in afternoon or  AFTER.  Then fourth walk during Act III recess!  AMAZING.  Soak some toe in a couple of hours.  AMAZING.  Still confused over whether we gained an hour or lost an hour.  Kinda weird.  GAINED AN HOUR I GUESS.  I usually can comprehend that better.  For some reason it's confusing me more than normal!  Huh.  Had too much NightMight snacking.  Not crazy amount though!  Had classic breakfast today for some reason.  Oh right cause it's easy and dessert.  Astros won their bid to be Top Dawg in the Major League Baseball this year.  SOMEONE GET THESE FELLAS A TROPHY.  Ideally A DOZEN trophies.  There's lotta them.  Need at least a dozen!  How many and WHOM gets trophies besides active Roster members.  Gotta imagine Manager gets a trophy.  WHO ELSE.  WHERE DOES IT END.
   Huh.  Feels like I dreamt listening to my songs again.  That's gotta be a good sign, right?  I don't LOVE EM in my dream but I definitely feel like I'm LIKING them.  Not much new context though in relation to listening them IN LIFE.  Pretty much same experience.  Anyway what else is up.  Got some sprite zero going on.  That'll hit the spot and crap.  Put on TODAY'S HITS playlist for latest walk.  I like to be on the up and up.  Sometimes.  I guess sometimes I'd rather be on the down and out.  Hmm.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day.  SOUNDS PRETTY SPECIFIC.  I bet they're trying to sneak in a Specific Brand Variant with this crap.  ROLO.  Rolo is chocolate right?  I dunno if I've ever had ROLO.  Are they the folks who make SPHERES.  It'd make sense cause spheres can ROLL (o) more than most other candy shapes.  Hmm.  ROlo is Chocolate but not the spheres.  What's the spheres then.  I can ALMOST picture the name in my head.  NOT QUITE.  F something.  FERRERO ROCHER.  WOW I KNEW IT.
   What else.  Not sure I've ever had Rolo or Ferrror Rocher.  Sounds too much like Fuehrer.  Best to avoid that altogether.  Hmm.  Bittersweet chocolate with almonds day.  Nearly 40% of all the world's almonds ends up with chocolate.  That's the lie they're selling.  I don't buy it.  Almonds are UBIQUITOUS.  Everyone eating almonds all the time.  This sounds like a falsitude.  Huh.  Watched Beauty Rest and half of What's Cookin' before going to sleep.  So that's good.  I guess!  Not necessarily bad!  Anyway can't wait to see how perfect my toe looks in a couple of hours.  Gonna look great. Hmm. Got follow up appointment with pediatrist Tuesday morning.  That's ELECTION DAY.  Better remind everynoe there to vote.  They can't vote, they're busy Pediatrysting.  DANGIT WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE ELECTION DAY FEDERAL HOLIDAY.  Probably because they don't want more people to vote.  OH OKAY I SEE.
   Fourth paragraph!  Amazing!  What kinda lunch we looking at.  WE WENT OVER THIS YESTERDAY.  Probably a sandwich.  Or chicken parm.  It SHOULD be a sandwich.  Just had turkey meatloaf yesterday.  Gotta alternate between Super Market fresh made meals and Sandwiches.  BUT as of now kinda want that chicken parm!  So we'll see how that, "Shakes," out.  Got SNL to watch today.  Figure I can get into that pretty good and crap.  Directly after Act II.  Am I writing Act II before or after Toe Soak.  I think before.  We'll see how long it takes to write Act I!  AMAZING.  Doin' toe soaking in my parents bathtub.  WOW THIS IS A WING OF THE HOUSE I'M NEVER IN.  My parents are in it all the time!  It exists in their theory of How House Works.  But for me IT'S A WHOLE OTHER WORLD.  Huh.  I feel like when I was younger I went through periods where I showered in their shower.  Not MONTHS.  Like several days or a week or something For Some Reason.  Rings some sort of bell.
   Fifth paragraph.  Coffee after this one!  Good deal.  Getting hershey bar with almonds myself this afternoon!  Good shot I have one of them tonight as Dessert Indulgence Snack.  NO TIME LIKE THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE.  Who knows what dinner gonna be like.  Off the top of my head get started on a new Multi Part Dinner.  No reason not to go with standard steak * stuffed mushrooms.  Always works out pretty good for me.  What kinda sandwichside are we talkin.  It'd be COOL if I don't have sandwich until after Amazon Fresh comes because they're coming with some Reinforcements for sandwich side.  I dunno if I'll have sandwich at all.  WHAT THE HELL I gotta come up with some stuff to talk about.  I saw there's a new, "Smoke Shop," on a semi-commercial and whatknot street a few blocks away from me.  With bongs and pipes and crap in the window.  HOLY CRAP this is new stuff for my neighborhood.  ANY CHANCE They get a license to Marijuana?  That'd be CONVENIENT AS FRUCK.  Either way I LIKE the direction my neighborhood/drug use in general is going in.  GOOD TIME FOR COFFEE.
   YEAH.  They probably sell SALVIA.  In my experience that kinda store gonna be selling salvia.  SALVIA IS GREAT.  MAKES YA FEEL WEIRD FOR A FEW MINUTES.  WHO WOULDN'T LOVE FEELING REALLY WEIRD FOR A FEW MINUTES.  Also when ya buy it the guy says NOW MAKE SURE YOU DON'T TAKE THIS OUTSIDE OR ELSE YOU'LL GO CRAZY AND GET HIT BY A CAR BECAUSE YOU'RE TEMPORARILY SENSELESS.  Good way to introduce What This Will Feel Like.  WHO COULD PASS THAT UP.  Hmm.  At this point I think I"m aiming for Act II after Walk II and then Toe Soak I and whatknot.  I AM OUT OF CLEAN PAIR OF SOCK.  Gonna have to put on DIRTY PAIR of Sock after this.  LOOK I DID THE BEST I CAN.  I HAD A CLEAN PAIR OF SOCK FOR LIKE FIVE STRAIGHT DAYS.  How many pairs of socks do ya need.  Hmm.  Google DO PEOPLE WEAR SAME SOCKS MULTIPLE DAYS.  Google says DON'T DO IT.  Wear new socks every day.  NOW YA TELL ME.  Kinda assumed deep down that was the case.  Oh so it's my fault I guess.
   Sure!  Kinda my Mom's fault!  She's the one buy buys all my clothes going back throughout my life.  KINDA HER FAULT if I only have Half A Dozen pairs of socks.  I dunno.  I feel like I probably got 8 or 12 pairs of socks Overall.  That's not bad.  I just happened to not have cleaned them all Going Into This Toe Soak Situation.  Hmm.  Seventh paragraph.  Feels like socks are easily lost.  I dunno how.  I take em off in my room.  Bathroom sometimes.  But I just accept it as a given that every couple of months I'm gonna lose a single sock SOMEHOW SOMEWHERE.  Don't know what's going on there now that I think about it.  Hmm.  Gettin pushed under my bed or something.  I dunno.  I'll check that out at some point I guess.  Hmm.  Almost up to the eighth paragraph.  That's pretty good!  Anyway.  GOD DANG IT one of the 5 songs I uploaded it as a noticeably lower volume than the others.  MAYBE IT'S GOOD.  Keeps people on their toes.  I WAS OFF MY TOE for recording this song.  It was INJURED.  This recording of it also I had UNDERGONE SURGERY EARLIER THAT DAY.  OR the day before.  NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT MAYBE THE DAY BEFORE.  Maybe 2 days before.  I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF DAYS WHAT AM I SOME SORT OF GENIUS.
   Three paragraphs to go for Act I!  Amazing.  What else is crap and shit.  Maybe have earlier lunch again today.  It's FUN.  Also early lunch compared to Old Standard Time (OST) for lunch is STILL not early overall.  Standard lunch time was generally 3:15-3:35 PM.  NOW lunch can be around the area of 2:00-3:00 PM!  I DON'T KNOW I DON'T GOTTA MAKE LONG TERM COMMITMENTS.  Just take it AS IT COMES day by day.  Hmm.  Possible the socks I'm wearing are dress socks.  Kinda hard to tell.  No FANCY dress socks.  I'd be able to tell that.  Just feels like they're slightly different material than your normal socks.  DRESSIER material perhaps.  Anyway.  Down to only one pop tart for the rest of the week.  Won't be re-upping with Pop Tarts until next Friday.  GOOD.  FINALLY I'll be FORCED to take break from Classic Breakfast.  WHAT ARE MY ALTERNATIVES THOUGH.  We'll see!  I don't think I'd like Ferror Rocher.  I'm betting they got some weird nuts in it.  Nuts no one has ever heard of before FOR GOOD REASON.  Chopped Hazelnuts.  LIKE I SAID NO ONE EVER HEARD OF IT BEFORE.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Hmm.  Starting to really look like I'll do Act II and then Toe.  THEN WHAT.  SNL and crap.  That's MY version of Netflix and Chill.  SNL AND CRAP.  Ya watch SNL.  Ya crap!  Makes sense to me.  Hopefully a single person activity.  You don't wanna be crapping in Tandem or in groups of three or more.  No enough toilets!  Hmm.  You can SNL and Crap OVER ZOOM with unlimited people.  Everyone got their own toilet I HOPE.  What else is up.  I dunno.  Feels like I've tried Hazelnut flavor in iced coffee with limited success.  Success so limited probably wasn't even a success at all.  I don't remember liking it!  Didn't make me wanna THROW UP but it's Worse Than Nothing.  So that's good.  Huh.  New Eye Glass Store and Pharmacy on City Street a few blocks away.  Grand Opening!  EYE GLASS SHOP AND PHARMACY.  Not sure why those two go together.  But I guess I can sort of SEE IT.
   Last paragraph before walk 2!  Amazing.  Haven't checked 538 in possibly as long as a week OTHER THAN NY Governor Race.  They got Hochul at between 92 and 97% throughout their 3 models.  That'd be a real, "BUMMER," if Democrats don't turn out and we get stuck with Crazy BullShit Republican.  Also apparently lots of signs supporting Republican nominees throughout the semi-immediate neighborhood.  That my Dad saw WHILE DRIVING AROUND.  DON'T LIKE IT.  Either way I'll vote on Tuesday sure.  Vote real good.  Gonna get me some sticker I bet.  Let everyone know how much I voted.  Huh.  The point is if I'm getting two song writing books from two of the best gotta imagine I'd get working on New Music, right?  I dunno.  I recorded crappy versions of five 1.5 minute songs and JUST THAT took me 2 weeks!  Also one song I had completely beforehand ore or less!  And I had PORTIONS of other songs as well.  DANGIT.  Then again Can't Hurt.  Unless it hurts my toe.  Maybe that's where toe got infected.  Too much working on music.  Huh.  I'm gonna take a walk now!  Be back soon!

That Reminds Me Of Somthing

    Hey friends.  Time to write some Act II!  Gonna have some free time between this and Toe Soak.  Guess I'll get started on SNL then.  Either take 3rd of 4 walks around 2:15 or around 5:00 or so.  Could go either way as of now!  Either way LOTTA TIME AT HOME.  We're talking one 25 minute walk between now and NightTime.  Also NOW is 10:31 AM.  I just realized you wouldn't know that.  Huh.  Got some coffee going.  Delicious!  Successfully recorded SNL from live TV last night.  Which means I can fast forward through them commercials no problem.  GREAT THIS'LL TAKE HARDLY MORE THAN AN HOUR.  What else is crap and shit.  Astros only one WON World Series in Modern Times before this year.  To me it felt like this was their fourth World Series Championship of last 8 years.  NOPE JUST SECOND.  They won in 2017.  That's it.  That's the tweet.  Wait that's not a tweet.  GOOD.  Let's see what MASTADON is about.  Let's see HOW TO SPELL MASTIDON.  Mastodon.  Oh okay that's good.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Amazing.  Hmm.  The 1903 winners of World Series were The Boston Americans.  HILARIOUS.  Are they Bostonians or Americans?  Are they from Boston or America?  ITS NOT THAT COMPLICATED.  They're AMERICANS who live in BOSTON.  WHAT'S SO CONFUSING ABOUT THAT.  The point is how have I never heard of The Boston Americans before and WHAT OTHER HILARIOUS NAMES have I been missing out on.  Brooklyn Tip-Tops.  That's a good one!  Newark Peppers.  GOOD STUFF.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  I'd get some Newark Peppers on a sandwich.  I don't know WHY.  Normally if something is from New Jersey ODDS ARE IT AIN'T GOOD (Looking at YOU DROZ).  Then again I feel like New Jersey would be good at Sandwich.  Not sure why.  I don't think New Jersey is known for sandwich like similar nearby states.  JUST A HUNCH.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Gotta stand in Basin Reservoir for 10 minutes.  Not THAT bad.  Still not that NOT that bad.  Huh. 
   Three paragraphs to go.  Good deal.  If I take EARLY walk that's in more than three and a half hours!  Even an EARLY WALK gives me Whole Lotta Time after this.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN.  Probably not.  If I did I'd tell you!  Or at least not specifically lie to you and tell you I don't know what will happen if I did!  If I didn't wanna tell you I JUST WOULDN'T BRING IT UP.  Or I'd bring it up and say I MAY KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN BUT I HAPPEN TO CHOSE NOT TO TELL YOU.  JUST SO WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE.  So that's good.  Lemme LURQ New Jersey & Sandwiches.  Google says What sandwiches are New Jersey Known For is A LOTTA HOT DOGS.  I like hot dogs.  GIMME SOME OF THEM HOT DOGS.  Then again you can get Tip Top Dog in Brooklyn.  CONEY ISLAND VERY FAMOUS FOR KICK STARTING AMERICA'S LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE HOT DOG.  Probably.  That's the impression I've been operating under at least.  Just had to help my parents out individually for different stuff.  And I was very little help!  My mom can't get Hulu on her TV.  I SPENT FOUR MINUTES TRYING TO HELP HER IN VAIN.  Dad trying to open a .msg file his student sent him.  I SPENT TWO MINUTES TRYING TO HELP HIM IN VAIN.  Ultimately I told my Mom to Just Wait And See What Happens and I told my Dad to tell the student to send it in the correct format.
   SEE I'M HELPING.  Two paragraphs to go for daytime day.  Good deal.  Kinda feel like having a Quite Early Lunch instead of having snack to help bridge the gap to a later lunch.  Just go and have that lunch!  NO SNACK APPEAL TO ME IN IMMEDIATE FUTURE.  Huh.  Had bag of pretzel last night instead of health iced cream bar right before Sleep.  IT WAS PRTTY GOOD.  Kinda feel like this individual portion bag had less pretzels than normal.  BEEN A WHILE since I had Them Pretzels though.  Could all just be in my mind.  So that's good.  Gotta imagine Coney Island helped jump start America's love affair with giant soft pretzel.  Either them or some other place.  Huh.  Not sure what business New Jersey has with Hot Dogs.  Kinda seems like a scam.  Either way Lemme LURQ what their Top Dawgs are like exactly.  ONE THING is a hot dog topped with fried potatoes, peppers, and onions.  WOW SOUNDS GREAT.  BETTER BE GOOD ONIONS AND NOT GROSS ONIONS THOUGH.
   Last paragraph of the day.  Great!  Maybe have snack after Toe Business and then lunch 2-4 hours after that.  I could GET INTO a Keto Bar Brownie as a snack.  Kinda in the spirit of what I'd like.  Don't want anything too sweet.  DON'T NEED A SWEET SNACK.  That's kinda sweet but kinda Generic Hearty.  What else is up and crap.  Maybe I just get bison burger tonight.  Hot dogs led me to thinking of hamburger which led me thinking Bison Burger.  WAIT A SECOND ALL THAT'S A LIE.  I wasn't paying attention when I was typing it.  IT was THE ONION that was the key.  Onion on hot dog led to me thinking about sauteed onion on bison burger!  WOW.  What if I get Liver Dinner.  That comes with onions too!  Also HEALTHY.  Also GOOD MIX EM UP DINNER.  I'd say that'd probably be a 2 part'r dinner, not 3.  Lemme think about that one.  Menu says CALF'S LIVER.  AIN'T CALVES BEEF.  That'd be my assumption.  Anyway.  Leaning towards that I think!  Should be fun!  DONATE soup/salad to The House.  My house.  My Dad.  That sort o fthing.  I'll be back tonight! 

solid paragraphs coming up i'm assuming

    Hey friends!  Got delicious Choco Pop going on.  Had delicious chicken parm for lunch and delicious Steak * Stuffed mushroom for dinner.  DinnerSide was SOME BREAD instead of half a potato or a soup.  LOVED A COUPLE OF SLICES OF CHALLAH BREAD, KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK.  Not sure who did the Knocking.  Did I know out EATING the bread outside of the park.  Or did THE BREAD ITSELF knock itself out of the park?  The good news is the Mets resigned their closer!  IN DISGRACE.  You know that sort of thing.  Finished Freaks and Greeks.  Watched a few Deadwords.  Watched a Tales In The Crypt and a half.  Watched The Saturday Night Lives.  ALL GREAT TV.  I got a whole lot out of watching TV.  ALREADY TOOK 4 walks.  Gonna take a FIFTH walk for recess.  I think current schedule plan is to top off at six walks a day.  So we're practically there!  Anyway got a beer going on.  WHAT A PARAGRAPH.  NOW I KNOW I'M DOING EVERYTHING I DO EVERY DAY BUT THIS TIME AROUND IT'S SPECIFICALLY CONFIRMED I AM STILL DOING IT THE TODAYIST DAY THERE IS-- THE ACTUAL TODAY.
    Huh.  Last time I got the Entenmanns Donuts that were 2/3rd the size of their main donut.  NOW I got ones that are somehow 2/3rds the size of the 2/3rds the size one.  Either way HAD ONE A S SNACK and it WAS GREAT.  Very hearty and very delicious!  Hey how about that that's gonna be a great breakfast.  Three of these suckers.  Also you can suck on them.  No one is gonna stop you!  I hope not!  MAYBE there's someone In Your Life who will stop you either before doing that or will interrupt you while you're in the process of doing it.  I feel that'd be good for you.  You want someone In Your Corner who cares about your well being and crap.  Huh.  Listened to some more My Music, some more Today's Hits, and some Just Some Songs I Like.  IT'S ALL GOOD I GUESS.  Feels like top options for upcoming snack are Hershey Bar, Birthday Bar, Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich, or maybe some sort of... uh...  I WENT INTO THIS SENTENCE thinking there were four main possibilities.  GUESS I WAS WRONG.  ONLY THREE.  I guess I'm some sort of MORON then. 
   I could have 1/3rd Donuts.  Is that good math.  2/3 x 2/3.  NAH THAT'S BAD MATH.  that'd be 4/9 size donuts, right?  I THINK THAT MUST BE ACCURATE OR ELSE I'M GONNA MAKE A BIG STINK ABOUT IT.  If the math calculations we get Don't Bend To Our Will WHOM ARE THEY SERVING.  Either us or our enemies.  Might as well make the math OUR bitch.  Huh.  I don't wanna make math a bitch.  I don't want ANYBODY OR ANYTHING to be a bitch.  NOT A GREAT WAY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE whether you're a person Or An Academia Subject.  I'M AGAINST IT IN THEORY AND IN PRINCIPLE.  What else do I got going on for me.  Three and a half paragraphs to go before Recess.  Just bit into lollipop.  Look Hershey Bar with Almond is 40 calories more than Birthday Bar.  If the ywere the same SURE I'd have hershey bar tonight to celebrate Getting Them.  HOWEVER the way things are if I even SLIGHTLY feel kinda wouldn't mind Birthday Bar instead I GOTTA GO WITH MY GUT ON THAT ONE.  Save them 40 calories.  IT MATTERS.
   Three paragraphs to go before recess!  Amazing.  LOOK in the past-- we're talking a long time ago, like 15 or 20 minutes-- was I thinking about having 1.5 or 2 small donuts as an indulgence dessert snack?  YEAH.  But by the time I THOUGHT I had narrowed it down to FOUR THINGS I THOUGHT I ALREADY HAD ELIMINATED THAT.  So I dunno.  SOMEONE'S WRONG SOMEWHERE and it's PROBABLY NOT ME and PROBABLY SOMEWHERE ELSE.  I think that checks out pretty well.  I bet there's A SHITLOUAD people are wrong about Elsewhere and it's being Thought/Done Wrongly but SHITLAOD OF PEOPLE.  Either way what else is up and crap.  Had a solid DOZEN OR SO of BBQ Pop Chips already just in the last 4 hours.  PRETTY GOOD STUFF.  Delicious AND Healthy.  WHEN YOU POP CHIPS THAT BRINGS TE NUTRITION OUT OF ITS HIDING SPACES.  WHAT TE HELL I might be getting Bob Dylan Song Writing Book as soon as TOMORROW.  WOW.  READ.  I can do that.  The premise of this book is Bob Dylan talks about songs on a SONG BY SONG basis.  I don't remember being familiar with almost all of the Table Of Contents.  Lemme LTURQ.  HEY I KNOW A DOZEN OF THESE SONGS.  Gotta imagine I HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY AND WHEREWITHALL to listen to each song AS I READ ABOUT BOB DYLAN TYPING ABOUT THEM.
   We can only ASSUME Bob Dylan Typed up these essays.  BOB DYLAN A BUSY MAN, you can't expect him to write long hand.  HE'S GOT PLACES TO BE, C'MON.  Anyway still 2 paragraphs away from Recess Walk.  Election closing in!  At this point all we can do is... uh... NOTHING!  That's kind of what I was doing before though.  So to be fair NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED IN ESSENCE.  Guess I CAN VOTE.  That's pretty much the main thing they tell you You Can Do and IT'S TRUE.  I CAN do that.  AND I WILL.  So that solves that problem.  Anyway.  Anyone wanna start a gang with me called Even Prouder Boys.  And we HASSLE and TAUNT Proud Boys.  By continually pointing how it's ABSOLUTELY CLEAR we're EVEN PROUDER Boys and part of that pride comes in knowing WE'RE GOOD DECENT PEOPLE unlike THOSE jerks.  SURE SEEMS TO BE ONE WAY TO GET SOMEONE'S GOAT.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Kinda surprising there's no Sister-Sorority Proud Girls.  On the other hand IS IT THAT SURPRISING.  I guess not.
   Last paragraph before Recess Walk.  Maybe just go with comprehensive iced cream sandwich.  PERHAPS CHOCOLATE VERSION.  It's good because WONDERFUL.  Mom did some laundry today for me!  Good deal!  Gonna have some clean socks going into tomorrow.  Now we're talkin'!  I assume to become a proud boy you have to take some sort of standardized test which the results would prove you're a Proud Boy.  A boy WHOM IS proud.  Maybe it's hard to devise a multiple choice test like that.  Maybe you gotta write a TWELVE HUNDRED PAGE ESSAY about What Makes You A Proud Boy.  The point is THEY MUST BE VETTING incoming boys on their pridefulness ESPECIALLY as it relates to their Boyness SOMEHOW.  IF ANYONE CAN JOIN THE PRIDE BOYS THAT'D JUST BE ANARCHY.  Anyway I dunno.  What time is it.  Gonna have to watch maybe A DEADWOOD after finishing entry.  Maybe two Tales In That Crypt.  Either way gonna take a Recess Walk for now.  MAYBE HAVE CHOCOLATE BAR when I get back.  IF NOT NOW WHEN.  Now.  And potentially later too.  There's MULTIPLES OF IT.  Oh Good Okay.  See ya soon.

   Hey.  Had delicious Hershey Bar with Almonds.  DID YOU KNOW over 40% of The World's Almond Supply WENT DIRECTLY INTO THE HERSHEY BAR I JUST HAD?  Anyway I'm happy with my decision!  It was hearty!  Got iced cream coming up later on anyway.  So that'll be good.  Next Tales In The Crypt is SHOWDOWN.  What a clunker.  I'll give it a good shot though.  Watch it INTENTLY when this is over.  It may not be a good Episode AT ME but I can still be a great audience member AT IT.  ONE OF US is gonna fulfill our duties here and if its not them I GUESS IT'S GOTTA BE ME.  So that's good.  Took off my socks.  I feel like this is pretty scandalous.  If my parents knew my toe was bandaided pretty securely but STILL not double-backed-up with a sock, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.  I guess I gotta remember to put socks back on before I leave my room.  But just let feet BREATHE for a dozen or two minutes, right?  RIGHT?
   What else is going on and crap.  KINDA WANNA TAKE OFF BANDAID NOW.  Just let toe BREATHE.  Then kinda wanna somehow remove all the nail and skin.  Let toe BREATHE.  That sort of thing.  What is it today.  Sunday.  That's cool.  Guess I only got 5 Hershey Bars left to eat.  Ugh.  Try to have the balanced breakfast tomorrow.  Got some regular EGG.  I feel like I'm gonna be knocked out by eating Regular Scrambled Egg.  Egg whites are all well and good but this is gonna blow my mind!  THE POINT IS MAYBE I HAVE IT WITH SLICE OF TOAST, YOU KNOW, LIKE WE DISCUSSED BEFORE?  Good.  Tomorrow lunch GOTTA be a sandwich.  Pastrami would overlap with Shell Steak for dinner.  TURKEY OR HAM, THAT'S THE KEY.  Possibly Oh I Don't Know HAM.  HAMM LEVINE.  It's a GOOD THING that I said that.  Wish I had some Newark Peppers to put on the ham sandwich.  Maybe I do but I just know them by another name.  Maybe Newark Peppers are what they used to call Hershey bars with almonds.  So I DO have Newark Peppers I could put on ham sandwich.  WOULDN'T DO IT in this case.  DOESN'T MIX WELL.
   Penultimate paragraph of ENTIRE DAYTIME NIGHT.  Good deal.  LOOK 3 out of next 4 lunches are gonna be sandwich.  That leaves ONE wild card lunch.  COULD IT BE TOMORROW?  SURE.  BUT MAKES NO SENSE to not get AT LEAST ONE SANDWICH DOWN before I go to wild card lunch.  WILD CARD LUNCH PROBABLY BEING A TANDEM OF HOT POCKET.  The point is WHAT TE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT.  Kinda feels like the way to Quit Twitter is to pretend you're Elon Musk and then have Elon Musk ban you.  I don't think it'd work for me.  NO INFORMANTS in my followers list.  NO FOLLOWERS in my Followers list.  The point is I could poke fun at Elon Musk all day long and it'd never make a dent because he'd have no idea I was doing it!  STUCK WITH HAVING TO LEAVE TWITTER ON MY OWN ACCORD.  Then again maybe that's a job I could do.  Get hired to be undercover twitter informant for Elon Musk.  IT'S GOOD BECAUSE IT'S A PRODUCTIVE USE OF MY TIME.  Huh.  How much older is Bob Dylan in new song book than he was in old memoir.  I think memoir was from like 2004.  And this is from Like Now.  SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE TALKIN like EIGHTEEN YEARS OLDER.  THAT'S A LONG TIME TO BE OLDER THAN YO UWERE PREVIOUSLY.
   Last paragraph!  WE DID IT ALMOST!  Good deal.  I DON'T KNOW what kind of iced cream snack I got coming up in a little bit.  COULD IT BE uncomprehensive iced cream sandwich?  OF COURSE WE CAN'T COUNT THAT OUT COMPLETELY.  Haven't watched a The Simpsons in a few weeks.  Maybe I do that when this is over.  I would probably enjoy it.  HOWEVER all the bright colors might be too stimulating and I won't be able to fall asleep for hours.  THAT'S A RISK I'LL HAVE TO TAKE.  I dunno WHY I have to take it.  JUST SORT OF A HUNCH TAT I SHOULD TAKE IT.  Let's see what episode I got coming my way.  DOG OF DEATH.  Something to do with a dog.  OR DEATH.  Perhaps both somehow at once.  That'd be an interesting way to go with your title.  Not only is PART OF IT relevant to the plot but THE ENTIRETY of the title is relevant!  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.  I'm done now.  I'll be back here tomorrow with slightly better things.  See ya then!

-9:36 P.M.

Saturday, November 5, 2022

Let's See Where This Go

    Hey!  About half an hour behind schedule today.  However normal schedule doesn't apply much at all!  Gonna aim for 3 walks today. Nice and spread out.  Gotta soak toe soon after this act is done though!  Also just took crap to laundromat before this.  Gonna pick the crap back up later today.  BETTER BE LAUNDERED that's all I can say.  Huh.  Had a fairly large amount of night might snack, then had all of chocolate babka.  Wasn't as much as I thought it was.  But still too much for one breakfast.  Split it in half.  Had one half around 5 or 5:30 am.  Second half around 8 or 8:30!  Either way it's too much but not THAT too much all in all.  Huh.  What do I got for lunch today.  Aim for turkey meatloaf and health spaghetti.  I wonder if Italians were real proud of Spaghetti before it became a worldwide phenomenon as a relatively cheap not so fancy pasta meal.  Maybe for Italians IT WAS THE TOP DAWG in terms of pasta.  Now it's just GENERIC.  SORRY ITALY.  Then again THANKS FOR THE SPAGHETTI.  You should be happy we all enjoy it!
   Hmm.  What kinda baseball game we got going tonight.  8:03 PM Is my guess for when it begins taking place.  YEP.  Anyway watched first third of Horror Movie Alone In The Dark that I was talking about last night.  GOOD STUFF.  I LIKE this film.  It's got everything an audience member might want!  ACTOR.  SCENARY.  DIALOGUE.  Amazing.  Point is main crunchtime for this act is trying to get it done before when I'm aiming to soak my toe.  Aiming to soak my toe in 70-100 minutes.  I can write eight and a half paragraphs in that amount of time!  Sure thing!  Anyway what else is up and crap.  When am I taking 3 walks.  One of them is at nighttime recess.  One is directly before or after lunch.  WHAT THE HELL when is the third walk.  Maybe after Act II.  Sounds plausible.  That's good and crap.  I did ONE SET of push-up/sit-up yesterday.  Let's aim for FIVE today.  It's HEALTHY because it gets the muscles going.  Can't go wrong there.  Looks like I left over half a beer last night.  Good deal!  Extra half beer I can have today!
   National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Nachos Day.  Huh.  I've had straight up nachos in my life.  But WHEN.  At movie theater.  There was a time as a young man that nachos were my go to movie theater food.  No cheese though.  DISGUSTING.  Look I like popcorn but movie popcorn is weird.  I GET that most people prefer movie popcorn.  Those people are weird!  Hot Dog is good Movie Theater Food too.  But nachos last longer.  CANDY IS FINE.  Non Parallels.  Them little medium sized chocolate chips with PEARLS of sugar coating it.  WHO DOESN'T LIKE THAT SORT OF CRAP.  Probably IDIOTS.  Anyway.  Doritos are nachos.  Doritos were great back when I c ould eat whatever I wanted.  Entire single serving bag as a sandwich side.  WOW THAT'S A LOT OF CRAP.  Huh.  Also whoever came up with NACHO CHEESIER and stuff like that was GENIUS.  Flavors that they say are JAM PACKED with EVEN MORE flavor?  GIVE THOSE CAMPAIGN COMING-UP-WITH-ERS A NOBEL PRIZE IN ADVERTISING.
   Huh.  The good news is maybe I experiment with early lunch today again.  Mixing up when I'm taking my first two walks I guess.  Either way it'll be pretty spread out!  I guess!  Today the world series CAN BE WON.  If everyone plays their cards right WE CAN ALL GO HOME and start preparing for next year.  AS OF NOW illegal to prepare for next year.  Not just for baseball but FOR ALL OF US.  Sounds weird I know.  Hmm.  New Amy Schumer hosted SNL tonight.  I'll watch that sucker tomorrow.  I like Amy Schumer.  Not sure why.  But I'm not sure why I wouldn't!  It's JOKES.  Sixteen pounds of laundry.  Gotta imagine laundry bag was at least .5 LB.  GREAT.  As long as I'm getting laundry bag laundered too WORKS OUT GREAT FOR ME.  Hmm.  I don't want that laundry bag back.  They're gonna give me BRAND NEW BAG.  My Dad always makes sure I make that clear.  Don't want new laundry in old bag.  That'd just pollute the new laundry right away.  Makes sense to me.  I don't feel like that's asking for too much!  Hmm.  So far NOT A LOT OF HITS on bandcamp.  VERY possible 100% of the song plays Were Me.  I'm gonna guess and say there were 2-6, "HITS," that weren't me.  Of which 3-5 were at most Halfway Listened To.  WOW.  Sounds like IT'S POSSIBLE there was one Hit LISTENED ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
   Good.  What else am I gonna do for upcoming period of time for productivity.  Maybe read more.  Both Bob Dylan and Jeff Tweedy got books on song writing. I can order them suckers.  Added em both to amazon cart.  That should be fun.  I like both of them song writers.  Also Bob Dylan REFERS TO WILCO in his autobiography.  Talkin' about Woody Guthrie.  ALLUDES to the fact that Wilco and Billy Bragg made up music to UNRELEASED Woody Guthrie lyrics/poems.  WOW.  Bob Dylan knows about Wilco.  HOW EXCITING.  Just got coffee a few sentences early.  Had to go downstairs to take Every 12 Hours antibiotic.  Figured I'd pour that coffee while I was there.  It is working out great for me, I gotta say.  Hmm.  If these are the books I'm reading next, stands to reason I'd be open to starting New Music soon as well!  I FEEL like I have no inspiration NOW.  But books CAN AND WILL inspire me.  I dunno about WILL.  Definitely CAN.
   Five paragraphs to go!  Plenty of time to write 'em based on when I'm taking care of Toe.  If I take walk after Act II, what time does that translate to.  12:00-12:30 PM I guess.  That could work.  No reason it wouldn't work.  DO I HAVE OPTIONS for lunch.  Wouldn't be CRAZY if I had sandwich (turkey, ham, or... huh... PASTRAMI?) or Kids chicken parm.  LETS GET TURKEY MEATLOAF OUT OF THE WAY THOUGH. You FOOLS.  If I take walk at that point, stands to reason I'd take another walk 2 or 3 hours after that.  And then third walk at nighttime recess!  NOW EVERYTHING IS COMING INTO VIEW.  Amazing.  I can do some reading today.  Got some interesting books I can go through.  Hmm.  Any good NOVELS going on these days.  Whose the Hip New Novelist of the last decade or so.  Lemme LTURQ.  Not because I wanna READ them.  I'M NO CONFORMIST.  I don't read hip new novelists.  I DON'T READ AT ALL.  Keeps my mind FRESH AND CLEAN.  Just scrolled through list of top 24 authors as of 2022.  LOTTA WEIRD NAMES.
   GOOD.  I'm happy they have weird names!  Probably makes em write better.  Either way I DON'T LIKE NOVELS.  Leave me out of it!  Huh.  I COULD WRITE A NOVEL.  Sure why not.  FIRST THINGS FIRST what font are we using.  I think that's up to the editor or book publisher.  I'm sure if I felt strongly a certain way they'd entertain my opinion.  I DON'T LIKE THIS.  This isn't the kind of life I want for myself.  Arguing about FONTS.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  Seventh paragraph!  Have successfully not checked 538 in the last few days besides NY Governor.  Ugh.  I wouldn't be surprised if I checked it and it was pretty demoralizing.  Oh well.  POLL RESULTS ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN.  That's how I feel.  Maybe I feel like a sandwich today.  I guess we'll see what happens.  Eating a sandwich would be pretty demoralizing.  Not sure why.  Or how.  Or WHEN.  The point is I MADE MY POINT.  Huh.  FREAKS is a high school identifation term that's fallen out of favor.  I've never used geek either but I could IDENTIFY what a geek was in theory.  However if Before I Saw Freaks And Geeks you asked me what kinda person is a Freak I wouldn't know what you were talking about!
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Still not sure what kind of person is a Freak.  Some sort of burn out.  What kind of person is a burn out.  Some sort of jerk.  Oh okay.  GOOD JERK possibly.  Not a BAD JERK necessarily.  SOME JERKS ARE GREAT, it's the 21st century, you could be A GREAT KINDA JERK these days and no one would bat an eye.  What is batting an eye.  Is it like blinking?  Lemme LTURQ.  I dunno.  Not happy with the results out there.  Mostly just talking about what it means figuratively.  I ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU IDIOTS.  Hmm.  When am I doing Toe as of now.  Fourty minutes to seventy minutes I guess.  Huh.  Not sure if I put Horror Film From Last Night on for just half an hour.  Half an hour ain't bad.  HOWEVER it could be LESS than half an hour.  NOT SURE IF IT'S WORTH IT IN THAT CASE.  What else is up.  It will NEVER stop bothering me that the actress who plays Kim on Freaks and Geeks isn't in the opening Actor Credits Introduction.  All the other Freaks and Geeks are.  JUST HER.  WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Amazing.  I don't even know that actress's name due to this!  I guess I'll LTURQ.  I feel once I see it I WILL recognize it for sure.  Let's see.  BUSY PHILLIPS.  THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.  But I didn't wanna say it in case I was wrong.  But TRUST ME I thought that EXACT NAME except for I was spelling it differently in my mind.  What other kinda food you get at Movie Theater.  Now a days you can get all kinda fancy meals.  I remember being REAL IMPRESSED With some of those meals.  Chicken fingers or something.  I wish I had some chicken fingers RIGHT NOW.  I got chicken pot pie for dinnner.  That's CHICKEN at the very least.  NO FINGERS TO IT though.  Hmm.  I guess I'll put on ALONE IN THE DARK: The Horror Film I've been referring to.  When this is done.  EVEN IF it's only for twuenty minutes.  TWENTY MINUTES IS A DECENT CHUNK OF HORROR FILM.  Let's talk about it.  JUST DID SORRY.  GOT NOTHIN ELSE THERE.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Amazing.  Acts go so easilyw hen I'm not doing CrunchTime Walks before, between, and after them!  Huh.  Lemme LURQ the menu on the AMC Fresh Meadows movie theater I enjoyed the second half of the 2010's.  SO MUCH GREAT STUFF.  Most exciting is THE SOUTHERN STYLE CHICKEN TENDERS.  As of NOW.  I can look at menu later on and be excited about something else.  Either way wonder if they're on Door Dash.  Doesn't look like it.  Hey that's great.  Chicken fingers and/or tenders has gotta be on 2/3rds to 3/4ths or so on the menu for all the places that deliver door dash to me.  Door dash delivers to me.  I ain't getting delivery from door dash.  Door dash doing the delivery from somewhere else!  So that's good.  LOOK should I have gotten chicken fingers from deli instead of chicken pot pie?  HINDSIGHT IS ~40/40.  COULD BE WORSE but even right now hindsight isn't perfect.  Anyway.  Gonna put on some Alone In The Dark!  Be back later!

Grat Tat's Wonerul

    Hey friends.  Took walk 1 of 3 after Act I.  Then did soaking toe.  Then picked up laundry!  Now I'm here.  Also had some Deadwood Downtime.  Also had delicious fiber brownie at some point.  Right now we're talkin It's 1 PM.  We're talkin' I'll eat lunch at some point between Oh I Don't Know 1:45 and 3:15.  START lunch.  Gonna be like 5 minutes before I start eating lunch after I started preparations for lunch.  Turkey meatloaf sounds pretty good.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Figure I'll watch last four minutes of Deadwood Episode and then get started on the second 2/3rds of ALONE IN THAT DARK.  Hmm.  Great now all I want is Movie Theater Food.  I think it's because their menu was on High Def 4k TV HD screens.  Back in the days I would still go to movie.  WOW THIS MENU LOOKS GREAT IN A VERY LITERAL SENSE.  They've got my attention!  I think I once had some sort of SLIDER order.  Either 2 or 4 Hamburger Sliders or Chicken Sandwich Sliders.  BETTER LTURQ.  NOT SEEING ANY SLIDERS.  WHAT THE HELL.  THEY GOT RID OF SLIDERS?  SPECIFICALLY CHICKEN SANDWICH SLIDERS?!?!
   Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Figure I'll take 2nd walk in about 3-4 hours.  Third walk during Act III Recess!  It's gonna be great.  Maybe finish that half a beer when this is over.  Maybe finish it while this is going on.  NAH.  Let's wait and whatknot.  See where that takes me.  Toe looked pretty normal.  A tiny bit of nail missing but besides that didn't look like there was much wrong with it at all.  A little WHITE from being covered with bandaid all day.  THAT'S GOOD I CAN STAND TO LOOK A LITTLE MORE PALE IN GENERAL.  Nice Healthy paleness to my color.  CAN'T GO WRONG THERE.  Hmm.  Listened to my 7.5 minutes 2 or 3 times on Today Walk.  STILL ENTERTAINING MYSELF.  That's not so bad.  I'm my own target audience.  I assume that' the case for most Creative'rs.  Probably SOME of em at least.  I can see The Top Of The Top Creativer's not liking their own work and/or just prioritizing other target audiences either way.  MAYBE BUSINESS DECISION.  Well I have no business.  Don't gotta MAKE a business decision in that case!
    Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Maybe put on A Freaks And Geeks when this is over.  Have lunch when one episode is over and done with.  AMAZING.  ALSO Movie Theater used to sell pizza.  MAYBE FLAT BREAD PIZZA but PIZZA ANYWAY.  NOT SEEING ANYTHING ABOUT THAT EITHER.  WOW they're really going IN A WHOLE OTHER DIRECTION than they were 7 years ago.  I assume they know what they're doing.  I wish them good luck and crap about it.  Three episodes of Freaks */v Greeks left.  Huh.  What else do I got going on and crap.  Nice chunk of time in middle of the day.  Figure when I get back to All Walks/Regular Schedule I'll stick with the 4 walks early, 1 walk at NightTime Recess schedule, with one walk BETWIXT.  Possibly take that walk in mid/late afternoon instead of around 7 PM after I've accepted Dinner Delivery.  Get into a space where I eat dinner more or less when it gets here.  I DUNNO.  MIGHT GET HERE AT 6:40.  Sure I think I'd get a kick out of a 7:15 Dinner but 6:40, I dunno, that's a tough one.  The point is since I snack THRICELY after dinner I can eat earlier dinners without much consequence.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Added some BBQ Pop Chips to Amazon Fresh order coming tomorrow.  WOW BBQ CHIPS.  Feels like it's been A LONG TIME since I had some BBQ Chips even if THEY ARE pop chip.  I THINK I'M GONNA GET A REAL BARBEQUE KICK OUT OF THIS THING.  What kind of word is Barbeque.  Maybe it's FRANCE in origin?  Better LTURQ.  Comes from Caribbean Indian Tribe TIANOS.  I've heard of them before!  Anyway THEY CAME UP WITH BBQ NAME AT LEAST.  Hmm.  Which came first, the BBQ flavor or the BBQ method of cooking.  LET'S CHECK IT OUT.  THE METHOD OF COOKING IT LOOKS LIKE.  GREAT.  That's one of my favorite definitions for the word BARBEQUE.  I also like the definition where it's a Barbeque PARTY.  It's tHE PARTY ITSELF.  Hey LET'S HAVE A BARBEQUE.  WHAT FUN.  Also the flavor is delicious include inside of Chips.  Huh.  Haven't done any sit-up/push-ups yet.  Still plenty of time to do JUST FIVE.  Why not.  WHY SO.  Interesting counterpoint.
    Huh.  I also like BAROQUE music.  Is that relevant.  BAROQUE MUSIC PRECEDED CLASSICAL MUSIC.  YOU IDIOTS PROBABLY JUST THINK IT'S ALL CLASSICAL MUSIC THOUGH DON'T YOU.  HAVEN'T YOU EVER TAKEN A MUSIC APPRECIATION CLASS IN YOUR LIFE YOU DOLTS?  What else is going on and crap.  The point is my 5 songs is BUT ONE SECOND OFF from being a multiple of a minute and a half.  We're talking five songs are 7 minutes and thirty one seconds.  GOD DAMN IT I WAS SO CLOSE TO PERECTION.  That one second GONNA HAUNT ME FOR THE REST OF MY NATURAL LIFE.  Oh well that's life.  Natural Life.  Natural Light.  Huh.  Natural Ice is what I mean.  That sort of thing.  What else is crap.  HEY JUST CHECKED SALMAN RUSHDIE'S TWITTER.  STILL no update.  WHAT THE HELL IS HIS PROBLEM.  AT this point I"M GLAD HE WA... nah I'm not gonna go there.  You get the idea though.  I guess I'm done with DayTime Period of Entry.  GOT A GOOD FEW HOURS to watch TV and crap.  SEE YA LATER

what now

    Hey friends.  Had delicious lunch and dinner that I anticipating having.  Chicken Pot Pie WAS KINDA HEAVY with peas and corn-- the disgusting parts of the pot pie-- but SOMEHOW the quality of the other parts of it made up for it.  REAL GOOD CRUST IS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.  Turkey meatloaf was Great.  Got choco pop going on right now.  The point is YEP LIFE IS REALLY KICKIN ASS FOR ME THE LAST FEW HOURS.  Not sure why my life needs to be, "On The Attack."  The best defense is a good offense.  So in those regards MY LIFE NEEDS TO BE OFFENSIVE.  Huh.  Had the half a left over beer a few hours ago.  Started a new one just now.  Already took all three walks by now.  No more Recess Walk tonight!  COULD I TAKE FOUR?  Sure.  But I'm fine with just having a Resting Recess tonight.  Lay in bed for 15-60 minutes.  The longer the better!  But it will end up being shorter.  I'd get a real, "KICK," out of a longer rest but I'll Not be able to relax completely I PREDICT.  SO that's good.  Half an episode away from being done with Season I of The Deadwood.  And I think I'm BUT 2 FULL EPISODES away from being done with THE ENTIRE FREAKS AND GREEKS.
    Amazing.  I can have ANYTHING I WANT for upcoming Indulgence Dessert Snack.  WOW HOW ABOUT A BIRTHDAY BAR, HOW DOES THAT STRIKE YOU.  VERY HARD.  Huh.  Finished watching Alone In The Dark.  People were RARELY alone.  They were in the dark, though, a lot, to be, fair.  What else.  I can't think of any great COOKIE or something I can have as upcoming indulgence snack.  Closest thing I can think of is semi-indulgent FIBER BAR.  GOT SOME CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN IT, DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YA DIFFERENT.  Some DRIZZLE of Chocolate on top of it.  Or on bottom of it.  Depends on which way you're holding it.  MY GUESS is it's probably meant to be held such that Drizzle is On Top.  THAT'S HOW DRIZZLES NORMALLY WORK.  If you're FRESHLY drizzling something, and it's on the bottom, IT'S JUST GONNA LEAK OUT DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR.  So that's good.  Mom has a bit of Scrambled Egg left over from 2 or 3 days ago. I volunteered my services to have that as part of a balanced breakfast.  So that's VERY exciting.  FULL FLEDGED EGG, not just egg whites.  THIS IS GONNA BE TE MOST INDULGENT BALANCED BREAKFAST I'VE HAD PERHAPS EVER.
   So that's good.  What else is up.  Just bit down into the choco pop.  It was pretty good.  I got more or less what I needed to get out of choco pop.  Anyway looks like one Replacement Twitter would be a place called MASTADON.  IF THAT'S NOT A DINOSAUR I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.  Better LURQ What It Is.  OH.  Like wooly mammoth type things.  THAT'S PRETTY COOL.  I got nothing against Ice Age Animals.  THEY LIVED WITH SEMI-VAGUELY-CIVILIZED HUMANS BUT NOW, EVEN THOUGH WE HAVEN'T PROGRESSED MUCH, THEY ARE GONE COMPLETELY.  Feels like if things went another way we could have domesticated Wolly Mammoth.  Use THEM for cars.  THERE'D BE LESS ACCIDENTS TAHT'S FOR SURE.  What kinda wolly mammoth gonna crash into another wolly mammoth.  THEY KNOW WELL ENOUGH not to crash into one another.  People ride elephants in current history and probably in current e vents in other countries.  HAVE WE LEARNT NOTHING FROM Operation Dumbo Drop?  APPARENTLY.
   Halfway through Act III Part i.  Good deal.  What else do I got going on for me.  Is there a way I can make several tootsie pops out of upcoming indulgence snack OF COURSE there is.  IT'D BE A WONDERFUL WAY TO GO ABOUT THANGS.   Huh.  What kinda lunch I got going for tomorrow.  Sandwich or Chicken Parm.  Let's say SANDWICH.  HAM, TURKEY, PASTRAMI.  COULD BE ANY OF EM.  The balls are in my courtroom.  HMM.  WAIT I was confusing Operation Dumbo Drop with the other one.  With Bill Murray.  Where he inherits an elephant from his father or something.  What was that called.  LARGER THAN LIFE?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  So I'm VERY sorry for implying that Operation Dumbo Drop was a PUNCHLINE and a film that deserves MOCKING.  I was thinking about Larger Than Life.  Operation Dumbo Drop WE CAN ONLY ASSUME is fine cinema that touches on lots of important themes.  LIKE giving elephants to  South East Asian Tribes in order for them to support us in Vietnam or something?  I believe that was more or less the plot.  BUT IT'S A COMEDY. Because it's an ELEPHANT.  ELEPHANTS ARE COMEDY, NOT DRAMA.  I feel that's a pretty standard sentiment.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III part i!  Good deal.  What else is up.  HEY got a bunch of golden graham bars.  The last buncha times I had them DIDN'T TASTE RIGHT to me.  Think I got too used to having them Fridgerated.  So when I ate em at room temperature and room CONSTISTANCY they weren't great.  JUST PUT ONE IN FRIDGERATOR.  So if I wanna go that route going forward I'VE GOT A FIGHTING CHANCE of enjoying it slightly more!  Hmm.  Finished Beer.  Will I have another one tonight?  SURE LET"S AIM FOR THAT WHY NOT.  Gotta be a good reason. Gotta be BAD reasons.  Mediocre reasons are what I'm betting on though.  Wonder how many Proud Boys are gonna be poll watchers in my neighborhood on Tuesday.  Probably no more than two or three.  Gotta SPREAD OUT your Fascist Paramilitary Groups to intimidate voters ACROSS DIFFERENT PRECINCTS.  Doesn't take a GENIUS to figure that one out.  Then again the more you have at a single precent THE greater success you're gonna have accomplishing what you wanna accomplish at that one precent! SO THERE'S A TRADE OFF THERE to be sure.
   Last paragraph of Act III part i!  Huh.  How much time left do I have in Deadwood.  I think it's about a half an hour!  Which is about a great amount of time to take Upcoming Recess.  I CAN DRINK BEER IN HOME RESTING RECESS unlike Outside Walking Recess.  HMM sounds good.  28:35 minutes left.  Including credits!  We can only assume the credits are roughly 12 minutes which means I got about 15 minutes left.  PERECT.  What else is going on and crap.  Sure I'm leaning towards semi-indulgent Fiber Bar.  IT'S GOT CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND CHOCOLATE DRIZZLE ON THE SIDE OF TE BAR.  Also NOW IT'S ON TE SIDE.  Gotta hold the bar in a very un-intuitive direction but IT CAN BE DONE.  Actually that sounds great. I gotta try that.  I in 100% honesty experiment with eating it, and ALL snacks, rightside up or upsidedown.  Not sure I've gone out of my way to try things SIDEWAYS though.  THIS COULD BE A GAME CHANGER.  Hmm.  Gonna take a Recess Deadwood Rest now.  be back soon!

   HEY.  Decided to have chocolate version of Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich.  I'm enjoying it!  I feel like it was the right move.  Finished Deadwood Season I.  What to watch when this is over?  I dunno!  SOMETHING.  Been a few days since I watched a Tales In That Crypt.  I am up to BEAUTY REST.  That's a fine episode.  I like parts of it and the other parts aren't so bad either!  Anyway got a new beer a-startin'!  Anyway, got one chore for tomorrow.  Accepting Amazon Fresh delivery.  Presumably between 3 and 5 PM.  WOW.  Should I aim for planning for aiming for 4 walks tomorrow?  VERY POSSIBLE.  I feel I can knock some four walks out of the park.  HALF OF TEM IN THE PARK, HALF OF TEM OUT OF THE PARK, that's how My Walkings Go.  The point is SURE I'd LOVE to take off my socks but I CAN'T RISK bandaid coming undone.  And then my tiniest of wounds being EXPOSED TO THE ELEMENTS.  Which elements. WATER.  AIR.  EARTH.  WIND.  FIRE.  I THINK THOSE ARE THE FIVE ELEMENTS.  Probably.  Gotta Think SOMETHIN.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  Been thinking about experimenting with Bread instead of Eggo for Balanced Breakfast.  I feel like most of the time I'd prefer eggo.  But TOMORROW FOR INSTANCE would be a good time to try having slice of toast on account of having Indulgence Eggs instead of your standard Health Egg White  SO THAT'S SOMETING TO KEEP IN MIND.  How long do I gotta keep it in mind.  Also if I leave it out of mind guess what as soon as I need  to remember it IT JUST POPS RIGHT BACK INTO MY MIND.  So there's really no consequence from Thinking About Something Else For A While.  SO THAT'S GOOD.  Hmm.  The point is after Amazon Fresh deliveries my Snack Options will increase TENFOLD.  Maybe not TENFOLD.  Might increase TWOFOLD or so at least.  Mini mini donuts.  Hershem Bar with Almonds.  Some new SaltSnacks.  The good news is hey what else is going on and crap.  LOOK if it was up to me I would take my socks off.  I'd even feel comfortable removing bandaid ON PURPOSE.  But my Dad would judge me quite harshly if I get ready to soak toe tomorrow with his help and he finds I have Exposed Toe.  I DON'T WANNA BE IN THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES.
    Penultimate paragraph of NighTime Day.  So that's good.  Wonder what kinda amount of Tales In The Crypt I'll watch when this is done.  Just TWO?  THREE?  Lemme LURQ what kinda ones I got in store.  Can't be What's Cookin', can it?  I feel like I've seen that one VERY recently.  YEP.  What's Cookin' right after Beauty Rest.  What's after that.  THE NEW ARRIVAL?  YEP IT SURE IS.  Okay.  That sounds like a FINE WAY to close up the day.  Beauty Rest followed by What's Cookin' followed by The New Arrival.  THAT'S IT.  THAT'S THE NIGHTTIME.  Hmm.  I see there's a stand up comedy class ON ZOOM in January.  I'd consider looking into taking that but IT'S TOO FAR AWAY.  JANUARY isn't even this year.  And this year isn't even that close to being over.  Off the top of my head a solid 4 or 5 months left to 2022.  I'd have to crunch the numbers but that's my guess.  Huh.  Anyway let's get slightly closer to wrapping this up by writing As Of Now What's Almost An Entire Sentence.  NOW IT'S TWO.
   Let's see.  What else is crap and shit.  DID ZERO Sit-Up/Push-Ups today.  Oh well.  I guess after a few days missing those gonna have to start from scratch in terms of building up arm and shoulder muscles.  OH WELL live and learn.  Abdomen muscles.  They've all dissipated at this point I guess.  Hmm.  What kind of Health Iced Cream bar am I looking at later one.  PROBABLY should do mint chocote chip because that's what I have the most of.  I could EASILY see me going with Choclate One.  Or maybe sea salt caramel one.  IT'S GONNA BE INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST.  Huh.  Also that's more accurately TO SAY THE MOST.  So that's good.  I ALSO got smaller iced cream sandwiches and to be honest that'd be the best but I just had A COMPREHENSIVE iced cream sandwich AND I had the smaller iced cream sandwich AS RECENTLY AS FOUR HOURS AGO.  HOW MANY ICED CREAM SANDWICHES CAN I REASONABLY EXPECT MYSELF TO EAT.  AS MANY AS IT TAKES.  Huh.  Guess that's it for today.  See ya tomorrow!

-9:25 P.M.

Friday, November 4, 2022

Hey Friends And Crap And Crap

    Hey friends!  Being on schedule means little today because the schedule is nowhere near normal.  HOWEVER I am starting Act I Right Now at the same time it'd be if I was completely on schedule!  Hmm.  Had a pretty large amount of Night Might snacking.  Then did some snacking on candy instead of having breakfast with the thought I'd have breakfast a little bit later.  Now I think I'm gonna skip breakfast.  Chocolate candy became breakfast!  I dunno.  We'll see how it goes.  Dreamt about my songs again.  Nothing NEW or ways to make them better.  Just dreamt the recordings I already had.  LOOK it's 7.5 minutes of fun.  Are the songs great?  No!  Are the songs songs?  You could make that argument!  Huh.  Super Market can be here at any moment.  Probably not for an hour or three.  But COULD Be any moment.  HEY MLB WORLD SERIES.  One team won.  Other team lost!  THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING.  I like putting the song recordings into iTunes.  I don't need to listen to it.  I just like LOOKING at the track listing on iTunes.  It's FUN.
    Hmm.  Started some coffee a few minutes ago.  Gonna have it when I normally do.  Huh.  What do I got for lunch.  Probably turkey meatloaf.  Leftover lunch from LAST week.  Best to get it out of the way as soon as possible.  Maybe I skip regular breakfast but have a significantly earlier lunch.  HMM.  THAT COULD WORK.  YOU IDIOT.  Should ask my brother to listen to album.  Get his thoughts.  It's POSSIBLE the, "Tracks," are good enough that he'd be comfortable giving his impression because it's halfway decent.  Also possible the, "Tracks," aren't good enough that he'd feel awkward giving me his impression.  Hmm better figure this one out.  I don' wanna make anyone feel uncomfortable!  That'd be dumb.  Anyway.  Gonna soak toe at some point after accepting Super Market delivery.  Aiming for two walks again today.  All that crap.  Is it kinda fun to see track listing on Bandcamp?  Eh.  It's okay.
   National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Nothing.  No food to celebrate.  OKAY GOOD I gotta come up with a food to celebrate.  How about some Sweet Potatoe.  Gettin' close to ThanksGiving.  People eat sweet potatoe then.  Gotta PREPARE to appreciate it 3 weeks in advance.  What else is up and crap.  Got half the soda I usually get.  Did I mention this yesterday.  I dunno how I managed it but somehow I had half the soda I got from the week before Left Over!  Usually got 2-4 bottles leftover.  This time it was like 10 or 11!  GREAT.  Small order!  Anyway what am I watching during upcoming Break after Act I.  I guess Freaks * Geeks should be light hearted entertainment.  Also Linda Cardellini MOPPING THE FLOORS with her acting ability in episode where she gets high for the first time.  MAN OH MAN she was putting on A CLINIC.  Not sure what those phrases mean.  Mopping the floors.  Putting on a clinic.  These are words that make some sense to me in other contexts.
   Fourth paragraph!  Amazing.  The point in my dreams Song Tracks were decent enough.  I wasn't OVER THE MOON with them in the dream.  But I had generally neutral-positive feelings about them.  So that's good.  I feel like these songs I'll remember how to play.  Most songs over the last dozen years I have no idea how to play.  THIS TIME I wrote DOWN most of how to play it.  SOME OF IT ON COMPUTER.  I may misplace Written Records but I can't misplace Computer Records!  YEAH.  These songs aren't the most exciting instrumentals.  YEAH.  What else is up.  Super Market website is saying they're sending us All We Asked For.  I'll believe it when I see it.  Also generally believe it now!  9 out of 10 chance it's accurate.  Pretty good odds!  Hmm.  What FONT did I use for Album Art.  It was a good one.  Lemme see what it's called.  "Ink Free."  Dunno what that means.  Better LTURQ.  Not seeing any info on WHAT IT MEANS.
   Anyway.  Album art is just a black background and the album title.  I DO THAT KINDA ALBUM ART ALL THE TIME.  Why not.  Get to the point.  That's my feeling!  Hmm.  HEY.  Looks like I can watch Weird Al movie for free.  Lookin like an hour fourty seven minutes.  I don't know when I'm gonna watch it.  Probably save it for afternoon or something.  I'm not in the mood to see it in immediate future.  AFTERNOON IS IMMEDIATE FUTURE.  I guess.  Egg white I have left over is like 10 days old.  I'm gonna give myself ONE MORE DAY to have it and then throw it out.  Huh.  Maybe have bagel with egg white for lunch.  HUH GREAT IDEA AND CRAP.  Wonderful.  Guess I'll take first walk either before lunch or after lunch.  Second walk during Act III recess.  How old is Weird Al these days.  Gotta be in his sixties, right?  63 years old.  Will I still need him when he's 64.  I dunno how that song goes.  He probably does.  He knows lots of songs!  COFFEE TIME.
   I don't think Weird Al ever released any parodies of Beatles songs.  I'm sure he's written them.  That's what he does! We've just never heard it!  Led Zeppelin?  Rolling Stones?  The Who?  Not sure he's done any of those bands.  Hmm.  HEY maybe there's a new Actual Weird Al song or two in the movie. Or released IN TANDEM with the movie.  WOW that sounds great.  He hasn't released album in EIGHT LONG YEARS.  What an idiot.  How old is Daniel Radcliffe.  I'm gonna guess one to three years younger than me.  Let's LTURQ.  Jus one yar!  Not even a year.  He's born the next calendar year as I was.  ONLY ABOUT SEVEN MONTHS DIFFERENCE THOUGH.  Oh well what can ya do.  Watch some Harry Potter.  When I checked a week ago whether I could watch Harry Potter franchise on HBOMax it wasn't available.  I THINK NOW IT IS just over the past week.  I can watch those suckers again I guess.  Not NOW.  But maybe at some point Later On In Life.
   Seventh paragraph!  Amazing.  Wikipedia has Daniel Radcliffe's height at 5'5.  Not bad!  Only three inches taller than me.  And people don't think less of him for his height.  Haven't seen any of that explicitly at least.  It MAKES SENSE that Harry Potter is short.  Well what about when He's Not Harry Potter.  HE WILL ALWAYS BE HARRY POTTER.  I guess.  Just checking one specific Twitter Account today.  News account.  No FEED.  No NOTHIN ELSE.  Haven't checked senate and house forecast on 538.  Just checked NY GOVERNOR race.  They got Hochul at 97% but my Dad is being led to believe probably by THEM NEW YORK TIMES that it's a toss up.  I dunno.  I guess we'll see what happens and crap.  Only gotta write 3 more paragraphs before I take some sort of break.  Possibly relatively long break!  No reason not to.  I ain't goin' nowhere.  I believe Truth Social is literally just 98% Twitter but I guess slightly different.  Format and everything about it I THINK is exactly the same.  If they can do that why can't WE just start a new 98% same thing as twitter.  Hmm.
   Maybe Truth Social is different.  Screenshots I've seen tell another story though!  A THE SAME story.  What else is going on.  Communal Dinner tonight!  May be a Deli Dinner.  I think that's what we're due for.  Hmm.  Maybe somethin like 2 hot dogs for tonight and chickened pot pie for tomorrow.  I CAN SEE, "DIGGING," that.  Not LITERALLY.  In a FIGURATIVE sense.  A FIGURATION and whatknot.  Hmm.  Should I start doing sit-up/push-ups again.  I dunno if that's put pressure on my toe at all.  Maybe aim for just 5 or 10 sets today.  Good deal.  I don'tl ike hat I'm taking 2 antibiotics every day.  I DON'T NEED NO STINKING ANTIBIOTICS.  I feel very strongly about this.  Anyway my favorite character in The Dead Wood is CALAMITY JANE.  I don't think that's very controversial.  She is EVERYONE'S favorite.  EITHER HER OR THE MAIN GUY.  One of the main guys.  The non Timothy Elephant Main Guy.  HE sometimes seems like a real bad guy and sometimes like a pretty good guy.  I GUESS PEOPLE IN TV ARE COMPLICATED.
   Two paragraphs to go for Act I!  Amazing.  Accepting Super Market in morning is a lot less stressful when I have absolutely No Crunch Time due to walks and crap.  Anyway what else do I got going for me.  Was enjoying some CHEEZ IT yesterday.  As a snack. As god intended!  I have it as SandwichSide sometimes and get very little out of it.  HOWEVER if I'm having some as a snack for no good reason NOW THESE ARE GREAT SOMEHOW.  Re-uppin' with them from Amazon Fresh in a few days.  REDUCED FAT.  I bet they add salt or something to make up for less fat.  WOW.  SALT.  THAT CAN'T BE UNHEALTHY FOR YOU.  Otherwise they'd have WARNED us.  Good.  Hmm.  Final track order for music project is almost what it was when I was considering it throughout the project.  Just flip flopped 2 songs upon each other.  PROBABLY WRONG DECISION.  But I ain't gonna change it.  What's done is done!  So that's good and crap.  These tracks are IMPERFECT.  You listen to them YOU CAN HEAR the imperfections.  GOOD THAT'S WHAT I WANTED GOING INTO IT.  I guess.
    Last paragraph!  Hmm.  Houston leading Phillies THREE GAME TO TWO.  Astros need to win BUT ONE GAME to win the World Series.  Phillies must now win TWO IN A ROW.  GOOD LUCK TO BOTH TEAMS.  Let's have a GOOD CLEAN end to the series.  The last two games THEM ASTROS will have Home Field Advantage.  Unless the Phillies MAKE THEMSELVES AT HOME in the Astrodome.  If they get real comfortable and settled in THAT NEGATES the Astros advantage.  ANyway.  I think they DID used to play in a place called The Astrodome.  But I'm guessing that was Old Stadium and now there's a Newer One.  Lemme LTURQ.   YEP.  Astrodome for 34 years.  NOW Minute Maid Park.  Hmm I could go for some lemonade.  Dunno why.  I remember as a kid I could Go For Some Astrodome.  Not sure why about that either.  Anyway.  Hmm.  Google BANDS WEIRD AL NEVER PARODIES.  WOW that's a lot of bands.  Mostly because they denied him permission I guess.  Not cause HE didn' wanna do it.  Huh.  I'll be back in a little bit!

Something Tells Me This Is Title

    Hey!  Spent about an hour or an hour and a half waiting for Super Market after Act I.  Great!  Gonna Soak Toe and Rebandage it after this act more or less.  THEN HAVE SOME SNACK.  Then maybe have a slightly early lunch moving forward.  We'll see how I feel.  Probably bagel and egg white.  We'll see how I feel.  Take a walk BEFOREHAND?  I'll see how we feel.  Anyway got some root beer and coffee.  In separate reservoirs!  Not sure I feel comfortable calling Soda glass a, "Cup."  Not sure I feel comfortable calling Coffee mug a, "Cup."  I guess cup of coffee SHOULD be okay.  But a GLASS GLASS-- not sure that's a cup.  The point is what snack do I got coming my way?  Unless I wanna eat real early lunch?  Dependable granola bar or dependable keto brownie bar.  Sounds great, just great.  Watched an episode of Freaks and Geeks while waiting for Super Market delivery.  A little bit of The Deadwood.  I think I'm almost done with The Freaks And The Geeks.  Three more episodes or something!  FOUR EPISODES TO GO.  Wow!  I can finish that today or tomorrow EASY.
   Four PARAGRAPHS to go.  I can finish that today EASY.  Hmm.  Did I re-up with anything interesting with Super Market order?  Not really.  Trying their chocolate croissants.  I feel like we talked about this yesterday.  SAID KEEP FROZEN.  That's a tell tale sign I'll have to Ovenize them.  I BET I could have kept them Fridged but I'll play by their rules for now.  So that's good.  It'd be weird to have early walk.  Huh.  Going forward I think I'm gonna try to keep the Six Walk Schedule.  Four walks before 1:30 PM.  One walk during Nighttime Act III Recess.  Other walk IDEALLY after accepting dinner at around 7 PM.  BUT I could have it early.  THAT GIVES M A LOT OF TIME to just live my life in my room.  Doin' stuff.  READING BOOKS and crap.  I got books that need reading!  Not in my POSSESSION necessarily.  There's books out there that got my name on them for needing reading.  Hmm.  I think they should do a reboot of Where's Waldo with A TOTALLY DIFFERENT GUY.  Same theme.  Everyone looks like this new guy (OR GIRL?  Or NON BINARY?).  But it's just nothing like "Classic Waldo."  Hmm.
   Three paragraphs to go.  The guy who designed Where's Waldo must be RAKING in the dough.  I BET HE'S GOT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.  Amazing.  Now I wanna read an interview where they're like WHO WAS YOUR INSPIRATION FOR WALDO.  WHERE DID WALDO COME FROM.  Also are there any complimentary books where the yget at WHO WALDO IS AS A PERSON.  We can STEREOTYPE HIM based on his appearance but you can't judge a book by it's cover.  Gotta judge it by the inside flap of its cover.  With either a plot summary or bits of critic reviews or maybe an About The Author.  YOU CAN JUDGE BOOKS REAL GOOD with that sort of thing.  Anyway.  What was I talking about.  YEAH I KNOW WALDO about what about him.  Ralph Waldo Emerson.  That MUSTA been the inspiration for THE NAME at least.  Don't know ANY OTHER Waldos.  Hmm.  Do they make a conscious effort to make Finding Waldo harder and harder as you turn the pages.  Or is it more or less random.  I don't know.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day!  Huh.  Anyway.  Chocolate Croissant presumably for Breakfasts.  Right on target with calories.  Hopefully right on target with Heartiness.  Hopefully it tastes good too.  That'd be nice.  Hmm.  I like DEADWOOD.  It makes ya think.  WILD WILD WEST HUH.  Isn't Wild West enough.  Why does it have to be a Wild Wild West.  How many Magnitudes of Degrees does the Wildness have to be pointed out.  So that's good.  Maybe have comprehensive iced cream sandwich as upcoming snack after Toe.  That'll last me solidly into Close To Normal Lunch Schedule.  I dunno what I'm doing.  What else is up.  I can indulge in some HotDog side.  Why not.  Some Salt Snacks.  Not enough cheez is left.  Not excited about wheat thins.  MAY have some pop chips but I don't think so.  Guess I could have some kettle chips.  HEY I GOT FROZEN FRIES.  That'd be PERECT I think.  Let's remember to take care of putting those suckers in oven ahead of time.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  Hmm.  Guess I'm aiming to take walk before lunch.  Maybe sometime around 1:30 or 2:00.  WORKS FOR ME.  That's good.  Got Hot Pockets Pepperoni Pizza as a Frozen Meal in my back pocket.  I've been doing Hot Pockets for that for a while!  Been leaning into getting breakfast hot pockets even if its for a lunch.  NOT THIS TIME.  REGULAR LUNCH HOT POCKET.  SOCIETY WILL ACCEPT ME MORE READILY THIS WAY.  Huh.  Anyway.  Looks like I SURVIVED having chocolate candy as Breakfast Replacement.  Probably turned out to be a smaller breakfast than usual!  On the other hand NO SITUP PUSHIPS, MUCH LESS WALKS, STILL DOING NIGHTMIGHTS... I'll figure it out.  Maybe get an Assorted Cookie from Deli.  Love me some assorted cookies!  Probably would be enough for A Breakfast as well as several left over for random snacks.  I could get a Chocolate Babka.  That'd be two or so breakfasts.  Maybe 2 breakfasts with a bit left over as a snack!  WOW DESSERT FROM DELI REALLY GOT A LOT OF GOOD STUFF GOING FOR IT.  Hmm.  I'll be back tonight!

hey wonder how this is going

    Hey friends.  Had dependable granola bar just now instead of tootsie pop.  Maybe I have tootsie pop with act ii! I don't know yet!  Had delicious Hot dogs with Freedom Frozen Fries for dinner.  Bagel with egg white for lunch.  I LIKED THE TIMES I ATE THE MEALS.  Lunch was around 2:00 PM.  Dinner was around 7:15 PM.  EARLIER LUNCH.  SLIGHTLY EARLIER DINNER.  THIS COULD WORK FOR ME, I LIKE IT.  Anyway got some chocolate babka.  Gonna indulge in Some Of That tomorrow for breakfast.  Huh.   Made plenty of progress in The Deadwood and The Freaks And The Geeks.  Listened to 7 and a half minutes of my music some more today.  I LIKE IT.  It's not great But Then Again WHAT IS.  Lots of stuff is great.  Yeah but ARE THEY REALLY.  Whose to say what's great and whats not great.  PROFESSIONAL CRITICS.  So much of Great Stuff isn't things that can be critiqued.  ANYTHING CAN BE CRITIQUED. THEY JUST DON'T PAY PEOPLE TO WRITE THEM CRITIQUES UP IN TE OPINION SECTION OF NEWSPAPER.  I guess.  Watched Weird Al movie!  Giving it a Happy 7.5/10.  For some reason I just don't feel comfortable saying 8 out of 10.  I could and or should.  But I'm sticking with 7.5!  GO FIGURE.
    I laughed ALOUD several times.  What more do you want.  Got chickened pot pie for dinner tomorrow.  Lunch tomorrow OUGHT TO BE turkey meatloaf.  With HEALTH spaghetti.  IN SOME SORT OF MICROWAVABLE CONTAINER.  PROBABLY COVERED WIT SOME SORT OF PLASTIC FILLUM to keep the juices inside.  Huh.  Speaking of Juices MORE BASEBALL COMING OUR WAY VIA MINUTE MAID PARK tomorrow.  What else is going on and crap.  I could easily reasonably have Small Solid Snack AND Tootsie Pop as upcoming Dessert Snack.  WHAT KINDA SMALL SOLID SNACK WE TALKIN.  I dunno.  Just occurred to me to have Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich though.  So FORGET what I was just thinking about.  ICED CREAM SANDWICH IS BEST.  What else is up.  Election day is coming up in a few days.  Gotta imagine that'll probably happen one way or another.  What else do I got going on for me.  Gotta get up early to go to LAUNDROMAT.  And presumably BRING LAUNDRY into laundromat.  AND THEN COME BACK LATER.  After it's all been LAUNDERED.  Sounds like fun NOW IT'S MICHAEL'S TIME TO SHINE.
   Four paragraphs to go before recess.  Hmm.  I got a mixed box of vanilla and chocolate iced cream sandwiches.  I think tonight I will go with.... VANILLA.  Then again CHOCOLATE, am I right.  Then again Maybe I wanna SAVE the chocolate.  Along those liens maybe I WANT vanilla ever think of that BRANIAC?  Huh.  Having just the one beer right now with act.  Maybe that's all I do tonight.  MAYBE I HAVE SECOND BEER ever think of that.  I NEVER GAVE MYSELF A MOMENT'S OPPORTUNITY TO THINK OF IT.  It stands to reason I'D HAVE THOUGHT OF IT if I JUST had the CHANCE.  I wonder if I should start using twitter to Save The Website.  I don't know WHY I'd wanna save the website.  It'd just be a FUN CHALLENGE.  CAN I SAVE THE WEBSITE?  Let's find out as an academic matter and also PERSONAL ENTERTAINMENT matter.  SO that's something to think about.  Leaning towards not saving the website.  That new guy just RUBS ME THE WRONG WAY.  Also THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY TO RUB ME.  Not AS OF NOW.  Let's GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER FIRST.  Then MAYBE we can figure out how to rub each other accurately.
    Three more paragraphs.  Appropriately.  Huh.  The point is I LOVE ROKU NOW.  I didn't know much about the streaming service going into today but I LIKE WHAT I SAW.  Basically that there's a reboot of Reno 911.  That's ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of what made me feel good about Roku.  I dunno if it's made BY AND FOR Roku.  Or if Roku just is one of several streamers whose got distribution rights.  But the point is GIMME SOME OF THAT RENO 911 I'M GONNA GET A LOT OUT OF TAT KINDA BULLSHIT IN THE RELATIVELY NEAR TERM FUTURE.  ROKU. R U OK?  You're not making any sense with this, "Roku," stuff it's NONSENSE SYLLABLES.  Huh.  HMM interesting horror movie newly available on Shutter.  JACK PALANCE is in it AMONG OTHERS.  I WANNA WATCH TAHT SUCKER TONIGHT.  I can do that.  I SHOULD do that.  I MAY do that.  Hmm.  IMAGINE IF THIS IS 80 MINUTES.  THAT'D JUST SEAL TEH DEAL.  92 minutes.  CLOSE ENOUGH.  THE DEAL HASN'T BEEN SEALED but it's certainly STILL UP IN THE AIR.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III part i.  Been certainly enjoying SPEARMINT GUM lately.  Really knocking it out of the park for me, Spearmint is.  We don't know what gum people will be chewing in World War III, but World War IV people chewing gum will be with Stonemints and Spearmints.  Huh.  I wouldn't be THE LEAST BIT SURPRISED if they made up chewing gum for WAR.  Keep soldiers happy throughout the military campaigns.  REAL BIG KINDA SCAM GUM IS.  Make is GOOD AND HAPPY citizens so we'll KILL EACH OTHER WHILE THE PEOPLE RUNNING TE SHOW LOOK ON AND LAUGH.  HOW DARE THE PEOPLE RUNNING THE SHOW.  On the other hand TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS GUM I'M GETTING NON STOP AS LONG AS I'M PART OF MILITARY CAMPAIGN.  Gotta be a DECENT gum at least, right.  What else is going on and crap.  JACK PARLANCE?  AN HOUR AND A HALF LONG MOVIE?  DONALD PLEASANT?  MARIN LANDAU?  HOW CAN I GO WRONG.   Probably lots of ways, but mostly unrelated to this film completely.  Oh okay that makes sense.
   Last paragraph before Recess Walk.  Best bagel lunch I've had in A LONG TIME.  For some reason my Dad had cut a bagel in half yesterday and then never ate either half.  So I just used that bagel.  NO CUTTING IN HALF UNEVENLY FOR ME.  THE WORST IS OVER from the start.  I get to just put these halves in the toaster and SIT BACK and watch everything unfold PERFECTLY.  So that was pretty good.  Can't get used to that kind of convenience though.  But FOR A SINGLE TIME it was fun.  The point is I can't have a balanced breakfast tomorrow if my Life depended on it.  Well if my life depended on it I'd certainly figure out a way to do it.  But Ideally that's not what I'm going for.  Babka tomorrow is what I'm going for.  Maybe 40% of the babka.  That's A LOT and still probably TOO MUCH but would be A TON OF FUN AND A HALF.  Anyway hey I'm gonna go take Recess Walk now.  I'll be back in a little bit!

   Hey!  Had delicious vanilla comprehensive iced cream sandwich.  Think I'm gonna watch SOME of That Horror Fillum I talked about when this is over with.  I dunno if I'll stay up Real Late to watch entire thing but that sounds like FUN way to live my life.  Listened to my 7.5 minutes some more on latest walk.  I can't wait until my life changes ever so slightly so I can listen to them 7.5 minutes in a NEW CONTEXT.  WOW.  Sounds like I'ma be hearing it FROM ALL NEW ANGLES.  Gotta imagine a solid 30% of those angles will react favorably with My Tracks.  70% of the time gonna sound like shit.  BUT 30% of New Angle GONNA SOUND RELATIVELY LIKE MUSIC.  Wow!  I'd like to see YOU make things that sound like music to at least 3 out of 10 Angles.  Like to see you do it REAL GOOD.  What else is going on and crap.  I guess I got three more paragraphs to go.  GONNA HAVE A BEER #2 TOO.  ALSO MAKES ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT FILLUM WATCHING ACTIVITY.
   Sure.  Maybe tomorrow I go for three walks.  Then the day after that FOURTY walks.  But I mean DAY in a BIBLICAL sense.  Days are METAPHORS for LONG TIME.  When I say the day after that I really mean THE WEEK.  Fourty walks in seven days.  Sounds reasonable.  LET'S DO THAT.  Fourty Walks and a mule.  That's what we promised I Believe Newly Free Slaves.  Wonder how that worked out for them.  Also where did all these mules come from.  Probably easier to procure the mules than the land now that I think about it.  Also WHAT GOOD IS A MULE.  Helps ya farm I guess but I DON'T KNOW WHY.  Maybe Mule is there for moral support.  I dunno.  Pretty sure they should be Means Testing Fourty Acres and a Mule.  WHAT IF THE GUY WAS ONLY A SLAVE FOR A FEW YEARS.  DID HE REALLY, "SLAVE IT UP," TO AN EXTENT THAT EARNS HIM ALL THESE ACRES AND ALL THIS MULE.  Gotta be some sort of oversight committee making sure the people getting acres and mules REALLY need it.
   What else is going on and crap.  Is 40 Acres and A Mule technically Reparations?  Sounds like an interesting ACADEMIC DEBATE.  OH BOY BREAK OUT THE POPCORN. Also HOW DID 40 ACRES AND A MULE PAN OUT.  As far as I know maybe it was just a promise that they never fulfilled at all.  MY  GUESS is they fulfilled it PARTIALLY.  That's the safe bet!  Somewhere halfway between right and wrong.  Huh.  Also YES I'll just say what we're all thinking-- SPIKE LEE'S PRODUCTION COMPANY.  It's a REFERENCE to this.  What is it exactly.  It's just 40 Acres and a Mule exactly.  GOOD.  I'm glad it's working out For Him AT THE VERY LEAST.  Spike Lee Good Film Maker.  Lotta Good Spike Lee film.  Huh.  Pretty sure my main impression of Spike Lee is that he sued the then-new channel Spike TV because he thought they were trying to capitalize on his popularity by making people think he was associated with that channel.  And I think he won that suit to the tune of 8 or 9 figure dollars.  THIS MAY HAVE JUST BEEN A DREAM I HAD.  I think it's true BUT IT SOUNDS MORE LIKE A FEVER DREAM.
   Last paragraph of the knight!  So that's good I suppose.  What's a Fever Dream.  A dream you have when under the weather.  Off the top of my head that's what it is.  YEP.  Good.  REAL good.  Lookin like I'm gonna get another six pack of Hershem Bars with Almonds from Amazon Fresh.  It's HEALTHY because it's CHOCOLATE or something.  I LIKE that the exodus from twitter has already progressed in Just A Week.  LOTTA ACCOUNTS I see in my feed normally JUST UP AND GONE.  I'M RIGHT BEHIND YA GUYS.  JUST AFTER THIS LAST TIME READING THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL HERE.  Then I'M OUTTA HERE.  Who cares if I leave or not.  I don't PARTICIPATE.  I guess they're making a few cents off me a week because of ADS I CAREFULLY READ.  SHIT I REVEALED I CAREFULLY READ ALL THE ADS I SEE.  Now I'm just gonna get even more.  GREAT I LOVE ADS I'LL READ ALL OF EM, SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT.  Huh.  I guess that's it for tonight.  I'll see ya'll tomorrow.

-9:36 P.M.

Thursday, November 3, 2022

Gotta Do This Some More

    Hey!  About an hour ahead of schedule today.  Schedule is meaningless today.  Not following normal schedule!  Gonna take off bandage and soak toe and then put on new bandage in about 3 hours.  Not taking a walk before hand.  Probably will be done with DayTime Portion of Entry by then.  Unless I decide to Take Some Break.  Beforehand is one word.  "Before Hand," means wrist.  I've said it before and I'll say it again.  Anyway I think I had a reasonable amount of NightMight snacking.  Had two pop tarts for Breakfast.  Still got 1/3rd of Egg Whites.  Had it for over a week at this point.  Nine or ten days.  Maybe make a bagel for lunch and have it with that.  Think I'm gonna go with Mini Black * White for Super Market delivery on Friday.  Anyway wearing a shirt right now.  Button down shirt!  Great to wear it on a day I'm skipping sit-up/push-ups!  Means I don't need to be taking it off and putting it back on.  HMM wonder who won World Series Game yesterday.  Last I checked Them Astros were up by Five Points!  WOW THEY WON AND NO-HIT THE OPPOSING TEAM.
   That doesn't happen everyday.  Few things do.  It's getting closer going faster than a rolling coaster.  That happens every day to Buddy Holly at least.  Or DID.  Now that he's dead I dunno if it's still happening for him.  So that's good.  Toe is in no discomfort or anything.  That's good.  Don't wanna check twitter.  Don't wanna check 538.  LOOK I did check twitter 5 minutes ago but JUST ONE ACCOUNT.  I'll stop now is the point.  Huh.  How much progress do I think I can make on music today.  WHY NOT AIM FOR ALL FIVE SONGS.  I dunno.  If I'm In A Groove WHY NOT do 45-90 minutes per song.  7.5 Hours at most overall?  I COULD do that I guess.  An hour per song is reasonable if I'm In The Groove.  I can do 5 hours over the course of DayTime.  Now all I gotta do is figure out how to Do Music.  Hmm.  Looks like there's a new Film Franchise available on Shutter.  SILENT NIGHT.  Christmas Horror I feel.  I can watch some of that.  It's almost Christmas!  I'm gonna guess like 8 weeks away.  7.5.  WOW.  That's the amount of hours I'm working on music if it takes me 1.5 hours per song!
   YEAH.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Not sure what I'm doing for dinner tonight.  My guess is food and crap.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Roast Dinner Day.  WHAT KINDA ROAST DINNER.  Be more specific!  Hmm specifically a United Kingdom holiday.  Good for them.  I like Roast Things off the top of my head.  Astros were up by Five Points?  Isn't Five Points a thing.  A location or something.  What am I thinking of.  Five Points was a 19th century neighborhood in Manhattan.  COULD THAT BE what I was thinking of?  Yeah.  Definitely possible.  What other kinda Points are there.  Eh too lazy to look it up.  So that's good.  What else is up.  One recording of a song I did yesterday had a halfway decent Bass Line!  I think.  For me!  IT ENTERTAINED ME is the point.  Huh.  Any other country in Europe that has a great monarchy.  WHAT THE HELL.  A bunch of countries STILL have Charles III as Monarch.  Australia.  Canada.  SOLOMAN ISLANDS.  Get it together.  This monarchy doesn't care about YOU.  Time to cut ties!
   Fourth paragraph.  Got more Freaks and Geeks and Deadwoods to watch today.  Probably.  Hopefully not that much!  Hmm.  I feel like I could get in 2 songs before lunch.  2 songs after lunch.  IF I GET IN GROOVE IT"S POSSIBLE.  And why not 1 more song either before lunch or after.  LET'S DO IT.  IT CAN BE DONE.  Huh.  Not been playing guitar well or singing well lately.  I'm just NOT IN THE GROOVE.  TIME TO CHANGE THAT ALL AROUND TODAY.  Hmm.  Probably can watch a new Chucky today.  Maybe later.  LOOK is it possible one of my recordings yesterday is Good Enough?  SURE BUT NOT REALLY.  ANyway.  Gotta get into character when I'm playing guitar and singing.  Right now the character I'm playing is ME: THE GUY WHO DESPERATELY WANTS TO DO THIS RIGHT AND DO THIS QUICK AND AM ACCOMPLISHING NEITHER.  Gotta come up with a character to make music who knows what he's doing!  THEN PLAY THAT CHARACTER.  So that's good. 
    Coffee after this paragraph.  How about that.  Lemme think.  Maybe I can get a song in after this act and before Soaking Foot.  Skip Act II or something.  Nah I'll just watch TV during that time period.  So that's good.  I get to do something.  Huh.  I don't KNOW what to tune my guitar to.  A Step down?  Half a step down?  ZERO step down?  Let's narrow it doesn't to half or full step down.  I like doing things MY OWN WAY thanks.  Any IDIOT can tune things Normally.  Takes a SPECIAL BREED to tune every string down by a note or two.  Anyway.  Gonna gain half a pound just by taking no or much fewer walks for several days easy.  Possibly more depending on how much I start walking going forward!  Anyway I dunno.  Not IN A GROOVE for this act at all.  Maybe I should take a break after this paragraph.  Nah.  Let's just try to get it over with.  I DREAMT a song two nights in a row a few days ago.  That's A SIGN I can do this.  Why would I bother dreaming it if this was going nowhere.  Huh. Coffee time!
    What else is going on and crap.  If I skip 5 paragraph act I'll have a solid 75-90 minutes after DayTIme  Entry before Soaking Foot.  And then after soaking foot I can get to some music!  Let's watch TALES FROM THE FREAKS AND GEEKS.  There's FRIENDSHIPS abound.  I don't have friends but I can live vicariously through TV People who have TV People Frinds.  What's THE MOST politically relevant thing we can expect from King Charles.  Gotta imagine there's LOTS of arcane stuff he can pull out of his back pocket.  But what's something he could do that people wouldn't be shocked that he actually went through with.  Hmm.  I'd google it but I don't know how to phrase the question.  King Charles Non Back Pocket Political Act.  Looks like I DO know how to phrase it!  YEAH.  What else is up.  More or less every song clocking in at around a minute and a half.  I CAN WORK WITH THAT.  It's the perfect length of a song that no one will ever hear!  I don't waste much time laying down, "Tracks," and other people don't waste too much time listening to my, "Tracks."
    Huh.  Seventh paragraph.  Guess I could get Ring Dongs again but I'm not going to.  They were OKAY.  Not my favorite though.  FAVORITE RING DONGS OUT OF RING DONGS.  That's about it though.  While looking for Previous Notes that may help me work on current round of music I FOUND SOME OF THEM.  Not all of em!  BUT SOME.  NOT BAD.  Written in pencil.  I THINK I can read the majority of it.  But it's clearly written by Blunt Pencil.  Not Sharp Pencil.  I'll do the best I can is the point.   Still gotta write 3.5 paragraphs.  But imagine how happy I'll be when it's done!  VAGUELY SATISFIED.  Good deal!  What song am I working on first today. Oh I know THE MOST IMPORTANT SONG.  Track #1.  NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT TO GET IT DONE WITH.  Anyway.  Didn't realize Gym Teacher in Freak And Geek was a Biff until this week.  NOW I REALIZE it looks and sounds just like him Plus 14 years older.  WHAT A FOOL I'VE BEEN to not see this.  Also GENERALLY DECENT GUY.
   What else is up.  I used to participate in Gym Class when I was in K-12!  Also took a Yoga class when I was in College-College.  Man oh man what fun did I have.  Probably.  I don't know WHAT GRADE The Freaks are in.  I GET they're upperclassmen.  It FEELS like they're seniors.  But there's also reason to suspect we should peg them as juniors, too.  SO I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  This show doesn' speak to my high school experience because I don't remember having friends.  Kinda remember sometimes spending free time with people that I didn't particularly like as the high school time progressed.  PROGRESS.  From ZERO PEOPLE.  To A PERSON OR TWO I DISLIKED.  To be fair Most Friends I developed I was indifferent towards.  Only A COUPLE of them I disliked.  MOVING ON UP IN THE WORLD.
   Two paragraphs to go!  I GET IT.  I'm a weird guy.  Don't have friends.  Makes Sense.  Who needs friends these days anyway.  SOCIALLY ADJUSTED AND HEALTHY PEOPLE.  Oh okay I see.  Man oh man am I gonna watch some Freaks * Geeks in 2 paragraphs.  AT THIS POINT I LOST ENTHUSIASM FOR IT.  KINDA JUST WANNA TAKE A REST FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF.  Hmm.  We'll see how it all, "Shakes," Out.  Good.  Is King Charles involved in National Roast Day.  Roast Dinner Day.  Not NATIONAL.  It's British.  I guess British Is A Nation in some regards.  Huh.  How many people they got living in England Proper.  My guess is Oh I Don't Know THIRTY EIGHT MILLION PEOPLE.  56 million people.  JUST AS I SUSPECTED.  I like that running joke.  I get something wrong and then look it up and report the truth and then say JUST AS I SUSPECTED.  It's good that I like some of my running bits.  No one else gonna like em!  It's all on me to like myself!
   Last paragraph.  Amazing!  Maybe I rest for fourty five minutes and then write 5 more paragraphs.  I DUNNO what I'm gonna do.  Anything can happen more or less!  JEEZ I was just looking up most populous cities.  TOKYO WAY AHEAD OF THE PACK AT OVER 37 MILLION PEOPLE.  What the HELL.  THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE.  I hope  Tokyo is big GEOGRAPHICALLY WISE to fit all them folks.  NYC is about .36 as big as Tokyo.  Hmm.  That's good Context For Me.  Because I can imagine how big NYC is.  Sounds like Tokyo is pretty big.  GOOD.  I feel like Tokyo has right wing government now too.  They elected As Such a couple of months ago I think.  Oh well.  No Escape!  I don't think I've said anything worthwhile this entry.  The good news is I WASTED MY TIME AND YOURS.  Gotta imagine that's good news by some stretch of the imagination.  Huh.  REAL new music, "Drops," on Fridays.  No reason My FAKE music can do just that!  HEY GREAT I'll be back later.

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    Hey!  Took about 20 minutes off to watch Freaks * Geeks.  Figured I'd just come here and write 5 more paragraphs to get it over and done with.  So that's good.  IS IT THOUGH.  I guess in a way.  I think Character Development happens TOO RAPIDLY OUT OF NOWHERE on Freaks and Geeks.  Seth Rogan turns from Some Guy into Seth Rogan OUT OF NOWHERE.  Doesn't slowly morph into the Seth Rogen we all know and like.  One episode he's the character, next episode he's Seth Rogen.  Look if you want him to be Seth Rogen I got no problem with that!  I'd just like a Longer ARC that GETS US THERE.  I GET it's not their fault.  They were worried about being cancelled or something or have their episodes reduced.  So they had to do some CrunchTime.  I JUST DON'T LIKE IT THAT'S ALL.  Sure did I say Rogan instead of Rogen once or twice?  Probably!  Too late to go back now though.  We can only move forward in life.  That's been my experience more or less.
   Four paragraphs to go!  Huh.  Did I DREAM they were making more Sausage Parties for TV?  Cause it seems weird to do it in real life.  I've never seen the first Sausage Party.  And I'm The Target Audience For Everything.  If I haven't watched your franchise I don't see how you'd expect anyone else to watch it.  Hmm.  How old is Samm Levine in 1999.  Are we talking sixteen, seventeen?  Let's LTURQ.  We're talking EXACTLY 16, 17.  Internet says he's 5'4.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  He's too short to be 5'4.  I'd feel more comfortable if he was my height.  He's a solid 2 inches taller than me?  That's a solid 2 inches Even Shorter Than He Is I Am.  UNLESS INTERNET IS A FALSE FLAG.  Could be any height and they're giving us some Fake News!  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Dunno when to take first walk SHOULD I TAKE A FIRST WALK.  Probably before or after lunch.  That'd be my guess.  Makes a ton of sense.  What else is up.  Only three more paragraphs to go.
   Sure.  Am I working on song right after Toe Soak?  I GUESS so.  No time like the immediate future!  I guess the Present is KIND OF like the immediate future.  Possibly EVEN BETTER Time.  Oh well what can ya do.  I can't even figure out what kind of guitar sound I want for these songs.  I GOT 100 different preset guitar sounds.  Which I can fine tune into oblivion.  I DUNNO WHICH SOUND I WANT.  This is HARD.  Also each, "Track," has 2-3 guitar tracks on it.  I ASSUME I can and or SHOULD do different guitar sounds for each one!  Or one for 2 and another for 1.  Also it'd be FUN to be consistent throughout the Music Project.  Huh.  We'll see how it, "Shakes," out.  Let's see.  If I start music at 11:30.  And I devote 75 minutes to each track... I COULD do 2 or 3 tracks before lunch.  And 2 or 3 tracks after lunch.  NO REASON TO NOT DO IT.  Just do it.  Do it GOOD.  Do it RIGHT.  How hard is that.  All it is ARE SOUNDS.  Just make different sounds with guitar machine and my vocal machine.  HOW HARD COULD IT BE.  Different sounds BUT GOOD.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Huh.  To be fair a dozen or two of Preset Guitar Sounds are BASS emulators.  GOOD. MAYBE I WANNA DO ONE OF THOSE SOMETIMES HOT SHOT.  I dunno.  OR I could play guitar live on regular amp and capture that sound on Microphone.  Sounds like too much work.  No good reason to do it that way.  So that's good.  Gotta just stand around with foot OR FOOTS in reservoir basin soon.  What a waste of time.  What does it accomplish.  WOW EPSON SALTS WHO CARES WHO NEEDS EM.  I bet it's BAD for wound.  TOO MUCH SALT NOT GOOD FOR ANYBODY.  Huh.  IF THE ASTROS CAN COMBINE NO HIT THE PHILLIES yesterday THE DEMOCRATS CAN HOLD SENATE AND/OR HOUSE.  Probably.  One thing happened that wasn't likely.  NOTHING IS LIKELY.  No exact outcomes can be likely!  So whichever one it falls on isn't particularly unfathomable.  Otherwise WHATEVER HAPPENS EVER we'll always be surprised and taken aback.  THAT'S NO WAY TO LIVE ONE'S LIVES.
   Last paragraph!  Huh.  How many vocal tracks am I laying down for these songs?  TWO.  Sounds about right.  ARE THEY ALWAYS IN UNISON.  No Way!  They slip in and out of Unison.  That's the way to go!  That's the impression I've been under at least.  Am I making them sound Same Kinda Voice More Or Less Though?  Huh.  Not sure.  I think they should be SIMILAR voices but DISTINGUISHABLE.  That's the impression I'm operating under AS OF NOW.  So that's good.  ONE VOICE WITH ONE GUITAR on left side of head.  ONE VOICE WITH OTHER GUITAR on right side of head.  THIRD GUITAR and/or BASS GUITAR EMULATOR in middle SOMETIMES I GUESS.  What else is up.  I am halfway through a Freaks and Geeks.  Think I'm gonna put on a Deadwood though.  When this paragraph is over I mean.  Probably gonna have 10-20 minutes to finish after Toe Soak.  That's fine just fine.  Today could be GREAT JUST GREAT if I get the music done.  I don't FEEL like that will happen but ya never know!  I'll be back tonight and update you and crap.  Maybe even post link to MUSIC PROJECT.  That'd be CTAZY.  See ya then.

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    Hey friends!  Uploaded Music Project Thing to The Bandcamp.  One song version that made the cut was recorded today.  One yesterday.  Overall I think all five songs were spread out over four different rounds of Trying Doing It.  INTERESTING THINGS.  Each song is right around a minute thirty seconds.  FIVE SONGS IN 7.5 MINUTES-- PERECT.  Either way I'm not expecting to get a lot of, "HITS," but it's nice to put it out there anyway.  HITS meant Web Site Viewings.  I also don't expect a lot of these songs to Become, "HITS," meaning songs that Sell Them Records.  Either way When it Comes To Hitting NO THANKS.  Took a walk in the middle of the day.  Probably gonna take a walk during Act III Recess.  https://michaelkornblum.bandcamp.com/album/hello-friday by the way.  THAT'S THE THING YOU CAN CLICK THAT WILL TAKE YOU MAGICALLY TO MY MUSIC.  It's how THE INTERNET WORKS.  I don't get it any more than you do.  Huh.  Skipped lunch today cause I was snacking a lot beforehand.  This time it Equaled Out or even was IN MY FAVOR.  Had two slice of pizza for dinner.
    YEAH.  Made a bunch of progress in Deadwoods and Freaks and Geeks.  If I was working on Freaks and Geeks SURE would I put everything on the line to make my case for officially calling it, "Freaks and/or Geeks?"  SURE I WOULD.  That's the kind of guy I am.  Hmm.  My Music Project wasn't as immaculate as I would have liked.  But I feel it's a solid Oh I Don't Know 74% Immaculate.  NOT BAD.  74% is PRETTY GOOD for an idiot like me.  I MACULATE TOO.  What the hell.  Maculate is recognized as a word.  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.  Oh.  I figured it out.  The opposite of immaculate.  For some reason I was imagining it as a VERB because that's how I ERRONEOUSLY used it.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  It exists as the FOIL to the word immaculate.  Good word, Maculate.  We should use it more often and in Higher Stakes Situations.  Got Super Market delivery coming tomorrow morning.  Gonna have to take care of this one by myself potentially.  Dad gonna be off doing some sort of Covid Super Boosting Thing that's only available to immuno-compromised people.  I FOR ONE SAY WE SHOULD NEVER COMPROMISE WIT IMMUNO.  YOU GIVE IN ONCE AND IMMUNO JUST GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU.  THAT'S HOW HITLER CAME TO POWER.
   Huh.  What else is up and crap.  Watched about a third of newest Chucky episode.  Good.  I stopped watching it because I wasn't in the mood.  Good.  I may NEVER be in the mood.  Good.  I bet Shakespeare would have a blast rhyming Mood with Good.  Because back then they didn't know what Good Rhymes were.  He's an idiot going out of his mind with a mood/good couplet.  We have the added benefit of several centuries to realize THAT'S A SLANT RHYME AND ALSO IT'S NOT A FUN SLANT RHYME EITHER.  So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  Ahead of schedule now.  I ate dinner when it got here instead of taking a walk first and then waiting some more even after the walk.  PLUS delivery got here pretty early in and of itself.  THE POINT IS DO I GET TO TAKE MY FINAL NAP YET.  What is Going To Sleep At Night if not just A REAL GREAT NAP.  WE NEED TO FRAME GOING TO SLEEP BETTER.  Get people BACK ON BOARD. I don't know what that means.
   Three paragraphs to go before recess.  Hmm.  Pretty sure Epson Salts are Bath Salts.  THUS I'm pretty sure they will make me want to resort to cannibalism if I smoked them.  Who'se RESORTING.  We're not doing Cannibalism as a last ditch effort.  We're doing it because WE WANNA.  Because it's GREAT.  Cannibalism is AT THE TOP OF MY LIST for what I wanna do this weekend.  GET IT STRAIGHT.  Hmm.  What kinda horror film can I watch.  Some Tales In The Crypt sounds like I could have fun with it or something or something.  The point is ABOUT A THIRD of the lyrics I had written for the 5 songs ended up not showing up.  Either I recorded an earlier version without all the lyrics OR... uh... A SECOND REASON I wouldn't have all the lyrics on a song.  Either way YOU'RE REALLY MISSING OUT.  Got some real good couplets.  Possibly.  That'd be my assumption.  Hmm.  I think I'll skip Recess Walk today.  My dad would give me a hard time.  Not THAT hard a time.  But I also kinda feel like just laying down as a Break Reward.  So those things TOGETHER add up to me No Walk Recess.
   Penultimate paragraph before Resting Recess.  Huh.  Think I had 3 beers over the afternoon.  Am having another one now.  Will I have a FIFTH when I have Act III Part ii?  I DON'T KNOW THAT'S TEH FUTURE.  Maybe I should watch BACK TO TEH FUTURE.  No time like the present.  Except for the future.  And THE BACK.  The Back means PAST.  Oh okay I see.  Didn't have lollipop with Act III part i.  THAT'S INTERESTING.  I WONDER WAHT KINDA IMPLICATIONS THAT'S GONNA HAVE FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT and/or MY LIFE.  Yeah!  Hmm.  I dunno.  Maybe I'll take a walk anyway.  Could be good for me.  Stretch my legs.  Time and time again.  Alternating between legs.  So I can make general propelling motion in one direction.  Curve ever so slightly.  END UP BACK WHERE I STARTED.  It's called Taking A Walk and it's GREAT.  I'm not curving ever so slightly.  I'm walking almost completely straight lines but make A HARD 90 DEGREE TURN several times.  Gotta be careful I don't BREAK MY NECK making those turns.  Gotta EASE INTO IT.  And EASE OUT OF IT I guess.
   Last paragraph before Whatever Recess Gonna Be.  Gotta vote on Tuesday.  POLLS show NY Republican within striking distance of winning.  Which would be DUMB because nobody wants him to be governor.  MAKE SURE YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS VOTE.  Or maybe just all your friends.  You won't make that much of a difference.  WHEN HAS ONE VOTE EVER COUNTED.  However YOUR FRIENDS, that could be a game changer.  HMM.  30 minute walk.  7.5 minute album.  SOUNDS LIKE I CAN LISTEN TO THIS FOUR TIMES.  I'm not gonna listen to this four times.  I've ALREADY listened to it four times.  HOW MANY MULTIPLE OF FOUR TIMES DO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS CRAP?  32 times overall?  36?  WILL YOU EVER BE SATISFIED?  Hmm.  Still got about a third of a beer.  Save that for when I get back from walk.  Good deal.  SO EARLY IN KNIGHT there's NO DOUBT Star Bucks will be open.  What if Star Bucks was what George Lucas called Currency in Star Wars.  I mean, in the late 1970's.  Before rebooting the franchise and/or the Starbucks Coffee Franchise.  Han Solo is like GOD DAMN IT I'M OUT OF STAR BUCKS.  I WANTED TO BUY A ROOT BEER.  Huh.  I'll be back soon.

   Hey!  Took walk.  No problem there.  Toe still Feels Like Nothing.  NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS.  I feel Nothing ALL OVER MY BODY and I generally take it as 100% Good News.  I'd like to take my socks off.  But I feel like it would expose bandaid to the elements and risk undoing the bandaid and then I have an exposed toe.  Not good for anyone!  Listened to my new album 3 and a half times on walk.  DIDN'T QUITE FINISH THE LAST GO AROUND.  I think 3 and 4/5ths through I BELIEVE.  Anyway these songs are great I get a good kick out of myself.  Hmm.  AM I SUPPOSED TO UPLOAD SONG ONTO THE YOUTUBE AS WELL.  Where else have I uploaded songs to before.  SOUNDCLOUD sounds like a thing.  Something with REVERB.  ReverbNATION?  ReverberATION?  Is a Reverb like an Adverb.  MY GUESS IS NO OF COURSE NOT WE ALL KNOW THAT.  What else do I got going for me.  No snack Thus Far At All since dinner.  Haven't felt thusly compelled.  Hmm what else is going on and bullshit.  NOT MUCH. 
   HEY I think we still got some Pouches of Cookie.  If we do I think we're down to Honey Grahams.  WOW.  I LIKE TOHSE WORDS.  Not sure what they MEAN but they LOOK AND SOUND okay.  Would have liked a bagel with egg white today for lunch.  No doubt about it.  Oh well.  There's always Sometime In The Future.  Until we reach The End Of Time.  In which case Sorry You Shouldn't Have Kept Putting This Off All The Way Until The End Of Time.  Should have gotten around to it AT LEAST a few hundred million years ago.  YOU PUT YOURSELF IN THIS UNSAVORY POSITION.  Huh.  I feel like SOME plots I'm following better This Time Around Deadwood and some plots I'm following worse.  There's some sequences with characters where I'm like HEY I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.  I remember I USED to know what's going on here.  But then there's sequences I'M ON TOP OF that I didn't really start registering until the last couple of seasons the FIRST time I watched The Dead Wood.  GOOD.  I'M GLAD.  IT'S WORKING OUT WONDERFUL FOR ME.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Good deal.  Looking forward to finishing up and then going to bed.  Not SLEEP.  That would be INSANE.  I'm just gonna LAY IN BED and PREP for sleeping.  Figure I'll watch some Deadwood when this is over.  See if I can lean into Picking Up On The Plots I'm Missing Out On and if it means Sacrificing Understanding The Plots I Have Been Following I TINK THAT'S A FAIR TRADE TO MAKE.  VERY FAIR.  Let's make the trade.  Okay.  Maybe I should think about living a life with just 2 or 3 walks but having little to no snacks.  Or plenty of snacks and no lunch.  Or some snack and somehow smaller lunch.  Or do whatever the hell I'm gonna do that I don't know what I'm gonna do as of now but one day I'll do what I do and we'll re-calibrate and see if I know what I'm doing later as I'm doing it.  Huh.  Am I done with music for now.  I guess so.  Unless I have some sort of Specific Inspiration.  Guess I can start reading a bit more again.  Gonna be not taking all the walks for at least the weekend I'd say. 
   YEAH TIME TO WRITE A PARAGRAPH YOU FOOLS.  Been taking antibiotics the last two day.  ONE OF THEM I take Thrice a day (ideally once every 8 hours).  OTHER ONES OF THEM I TAKE TWICE A DAY (12 hours).  Once every 8 hours.  Eight goes into 24 3 times.  I GOTTA BE UP 24 HOURS A DAY TO TAKE THIS THREE TIMES.  WRONG YOU FOOL.  Sleep one of the periods between them.  OH SOUNDS LIKE I CAN SLEEP EIGHT HOURS A NIGHT WITH THIS CRAP.  Yep.  Amazing.  I'd eat some Salt Snacks as snack.  Wheat thins or something.  I can see myself, "Getting Into," doing that or something.  Ugh.  What else is going on and crap.  TWO DAYS OF ENTRY IN A ROW.  That's the longest streak since A Few Days Ago.  I got health iced cream bar coming my way in an hour or so when I go to bed.  Probably not gonna eat anything before then.  Because that's the way my life is going tonight.  See ya tomorrow!

-9:06 P.M.

Wednesday, November 2, 2022

Maybe You'll Read This Maybe You'll Not

    Hey friends!  Skipped entry yesterday.  Went to get my toe fixed yesterday morning.  First went into a walk in clinic and then they  told me to go to a pediastrist.  Which I did!  Who cut up my toe and put a bandage on it.  Gonna see what it looks like now in an hour or two where I Un-bandage it, soak it in water with epson salts or something, then RE-bandage it.  Wow!  Haven't been in pain since Pediatrist anestheticized my toe and cut it up.  Hopefully that streak keeps going!  Anyway skipped entry yesterday, skipped all my walks, skipped all my sit-up/push-ups.  Gonna skip the exercising again today presumably.  I guess at some point I can consider taking a couple of walks a day if I feel up to it.  Hmm.  Made a little bit of progress in Music yesterday.  Recorded 5 tracks without vocals.  I think the next step is actually starting the Official Semi-Final version of tracks.  Try to get at least one done today.
   Hmm.  Especially considering I took no walks yesterday, I went overboard with the snacking.  I guess from this point on I'm gonna try not to have any snacks!  Hmm.  Got ham sandwich and turkey meatloaf as choices for lunch today.  Dad is teaching tonight but it looks like we'll get Communal Dinner early.  In which cause my best bet is pizza.  And/or Chicken Roll.  Don't think I need both.  Anyway had delicious balanced breakfast PLUS for dinner yesterday.  We're talking 1.5 cups of frosted flakes as well as TWO cinnamon toast eggos.  And half the egg whites I had left.  It was great!  I had classic breakfast just now for breakfast.  Amazing.  Made a bunch of progress watching Freaks * Geeks.  Also started re-watching Deadwood.  Amazing.  Well 538 crossed a real crappy threshold.  Democrats are now back down to 49% to keep senate.  I dunno.  Still FIVE OR SIX days to turn things around.  What can we do to turn things around.  Hmm.
   Third paragraph!  How's my writing a third paragraph gonna turn things around.  Those were two separate thoughts!  Oh okay.  MAYBE I can figure out how this paragraph could Help Turn Things Around.  That sounds difficult.  Anyway National Food Of THE TODAY is... Dynamic Harmlessness Day and National Devilled Egg Day.  What The HELL.  Dynamic harmlessness?  Food?  WHA?  Phrase means people who practice non-violence.  I guess vegetarians and vegans.  Oh okay.  Good for them I guess.  I hope it works out for them.  Devilled Egg?  I DON"T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.  Hmm.  hard boiled egg stuffed with SOMETHING.  Could be ANYTHING.  Wow.  I like Some Things!  Maybe this is right up my alley.  Huh.   Gotta see pediatrist next Tuesday.  I dunno.  I probably could be taking 2 or 3 walks a day in the meantime.  Gonna skip today but re-evaluate for tomorrow.  Wond what my toe gonna look like soon.  I bet some of nail is missing but not all of i!  It's a good guess based on the information I have.
   Fourth paragraph.  Whatta watch today.  Freaks and Geeks as well as Deadwood.  How much time am I devoting to music today.  HOPEFULLY get one song done.  I think I can even aim for 2 or 3.  I got the lyrics.  I got the music more or less.  Now it's a matter of doing the music good and the lyrics/singing good.  It's all within my reach.  Started coffee before this act.  That's good. I'll have some after next paragraph.  HMM.  What's the Entry Schedule I'm looking at for today.  I THINK still write the normal act III after dinner.  For Act II, not sure!  Either take some sort of break after Act I, and then write act ii... or take a LONGER break after act I and then write act ii... or SKIP act ii (in which case act iii becomes act ii but I"d be skipping TH NORMAL act ii).  Maybe do the 5 paragraph act ii BEFORE or AFTER lunch.  Wow.  How come I go back and forth between lowercase and uppercase Roman Numberals.  I dunno!
   Either way happy I guess I got toe addressed more or less.  It's all uphill from here!  Looks like the Phillies are leading the Atros 2 games to 1 going into tonight.  Shall I start rooting for the Astros again?  I dunno!  It makes a big difference anyway!  Either way this time around in Deadwood I KNOW who/Recognize who Timothy Olyphant is!  Anyway.  Good thing I'm writing an entry today.  Not exactly sure why.  If I wasn't I'd probably be asleep right now.  Got me out of bed and crap!  Gonna watch some TV when this is over.  Huh.  I assume Epson Salts are like bath salts.  In that we're not supposed to smoke them.  Anyway what kinda crap do I got going on.  No sit-up/push-ups every paragraph or two, either!  No exercising at all!  Huh.  How many Deadwood episodes are there.  I'm guessin' like mid 40's to 50.  36 episodes.  JUST AS I SUSPECTED.  Hmm.  Kinda wanna take a break now.  But I'm not gonna! I'll take a GETTING COFFEE break, sure.
    Huh.  Probably aim to skip the 5 paragraph Act today.  And/or probably aim to do it at some point but DON'T COMMIT AT ALL IF and WHEN.  Aim to not do it then.  Okay.  Huh.  Looks like my Dad might be interested in Diner Dinner.  What to do in that case.  Maybe a griddlecentric meal.  Huh.  Some sort of appetizer.  oh.  National Food For TOMORROW is... International Stout Day.  I don't know what that means!  Interesting kind of beer.  Now that I think about it that rings some sort of bell.  Not a very LOUD or IN TUNE one.  One of your lesser bells.  Well a GOOD bell all in all.  Not loud, though.  Which probably IS good.  Not in tune.  IN TUNE WITH WHAT.  I dunno.  Either way QUIET Church Bell is what I'm thinking of.  A normally LOUD bell that they've adjusted to sound softer.  Wow.  What's today.  Wednesday.  Gotta start working on Super Market order for Friday.  Good deal!  WOW what to watch first when it's time to take TV break.  That's a tough one.  Maybe Freaks * Geeks would be best, maybe Dead * Wood would be best.  BOTH HAVE CASES FOR AND/OR AGAIN.
    And/or?  Isn't that the new Star War Mini Series people are getting Kicks Over?  YES.  IT IS ANDOR.  No break between the words.  I was 100% ready for it to be ENDOR or something.  Turns out I was closer than I thought!  ENDOR is a planet in Star Wars.  I think where Ewoks live.  sounds like they're being confusing on purpose.  Anyway I wanna meet some Ewoks.  Hang out with them.  They seem to be good people.  Huh.  Seventh paragraph!  Freaks and Geeks is too light and Deadwood is too dark.  Not sure that's an accurate Spectrum for comparing them.  Freaks and Geeks has TOO FEW curses and Deadwood has TOO MANY.  Oh okay that sounds accurate.  Hmm.  SPECT RUM.  SPECT RUM!  It's Mur Tceps backwards.  Tceps probably means something somehow.  Triceps.  That's a thing.  Only a couple letters more than Tceps.  Triceratops.  Huh.  How much time am I gonna go with Just Watching TV before motivating myself to work on music.  I got a good amount of time to watch TV beforce having to start on music for the day.  I can watch a solid one or two episodes of Deadword and/or Feaks and Greeks.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Wonderful.  Gotta record 5 songs that are ideally 85% Qualityish Finished.  Aim is to have it done by sometime Friday.  That gives me two and a half days!  WOW.  That's ONE SONG EVERY HALF A DAY.  So that could work out potentially.  What else is up.  Took a nice nap in the middle of the day yesterday.  Highlight of my month so far!  Month been going on for about 32 hours.  Yep.  And that was the best part!  What else is up and crap.  Weird Al movie coming soon.  I forget if I'll be able to watch that for free and whatknot.  Looks like it'll be on RUKU possibly FOR FREE.  Not sure I've EVER used a Roku before.  No time like the immediate future!  Am I still on twitter.  I guess I am.  Still been keeping updates on i for News Crap.  Haven' found a better alternative yet.  Haven't LOOKED for a better alternative yet.  Anyway.  Sometimes I wonder about if Everything Is A Deep Fake.  Literally my entire online consumption is totally concocted and The Real World is an insanely different place.  I don't tink it's REAL.  But I wonder about I'd probably fall for that.
   Penultimate paragraph to go!  I guess I could write 5 paragraphs at some point during the day.  I just don't know when.  Like I said-- could be related to lunch!  Before or after.  Maybe even partly DURING.  Huh.  HOW ABOUT THAT LINDA CARDELLINI.  She knows what she's going in this show.  ACTING.  They ALL are.  WHAT A MASTERCLASS.  So that's good.  Ny Governor race has Democrat winnin 97% of the time in Main Model but Republican winning 9% of the time in 2nd Best of 3 Model.  Oh no.  That's kind of relatively close.  That'd be a real bummer.  Why is he even running.  WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE.  CAN'T GET YOU TAKE A HINT.  I don't CARE if you can win 1 out of 10 times IT'S JUST LUCK.  All in all DROP OUT OF THE RACE YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ALL OF US.  What else is up.  I think I'm halfway through a Deadwood and probably halfway through a Freaks * Geeks.  Not a CLEAN IN-BETWEEN episodes either way.
    Last paragraph.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on.  LOOK each song gonna have 2 guitar tracks.  Will I possibly have some sort of dumb What I Imagine A Bass Guitar Track Is track for some of em?  POSSIBLE.  I don't know what bass guitar sounds like but I WILL hit some base notes either with a Bass Guitar Emulator or just a guitar emulator that sounds appropriate.  Could work for me, I dunno!  OH HEY I gotta turn the page on calendar to a new month.  Let's see.  Patriotism World Travel Destination Of The Month is... Placentia, Belize.  WOW.  Picture is nice DOCK at THE BEACH or something.  400 Island configuration.  World Class Diving Destination.  World Travel destination because of history tourism, good walking or sailing, etc.   Sounds good.  I like THE WATER.  This is A LOT OF WATER.  Anyway I'll be back later with More Things To Say.

No One Can Say For Sure

    Hey friends!  Took about a twuenty minute break and figured I'd just write 5 paragraphs now.  So there's nothing hanging over my head over the DayTime Day.  Gonna soak my foot and whaknot in about fourty five minutes.  That'll give me time to write this act!  What else is going on and crap.  Turned on Deadwood for a few minutes.  I LIKE IT but I need to be able to pay attention to it.  I don't know what all these curses mean unless I get CONTEXT out of seeing whose saying them and their body language against one another.  In and of itself COCKSUCKER doesn't mean a thing.  I gotta have MORE VARIABLES CONFIRMED so I know what message they're trying to convey is!  Huh.  Maybe try to not check fivethirty eight and/or twitter today.  Both have good cases to Stop Checking.  Today is as good a day as any day!  So that's good and crap.  Hmm.  I bet it will be slightly painful to soak my foot with an open wound in it.  ALL THAT SALT WATER.  I DUNNO.
   Yeah!  What time am I starting on music if I wanna start on music.  Let's say after I watch an hour or so of TV.  That'll be good.  I KNOW WHAT SONG I'M GETTIN' STARTED ON FIRST.  Possibly the WORST SONG but the one that I think will COME MOST NATURALLY TO ME for now.  Last song I dreamt.  Two nights ago.  Fresh in my mind and whatknot.  Not 100% happy with either lunch or dinner!  Lunch gonna be a bust as well as dinner perhaps.  That doesn't sound good.  Oh well this is the life I chose.  Kind of. I've made constant decisions to KEEP living this life.  As opposed to ending it.  I dunno what would happen if I end it!  I don't think I'd get a choice to Start Over Somewhere New.  Maybe I WILL but we can't COUNT ON IT.  So that's good.  Still early in the day.  In the 10's of AMS.  If I really wanted to I could knock out 85% Decent recordings of all these 5 songs.  THE TIME IS THERE if I wanna use it.  90 minutes for each song?  Sounds like FOUR HUNDRED FIFTY MINUTES overall.  Sounds like... uh... seven and a half hours?  YEAH.  EXACTLY.  That's too much time.  What if it's only an hour per song.  Five hours then.  I can do that!  What else is up and crap.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Just aim for 2 songs today.  Do one before lunch and one after lunch.  That's GREAT in and of itself.  I'd get a kick out of just doing ONE song.  So anyway what else is going on and crap.  Three paragraphs to go.  I can see myself watching tv for 30-120 minutes and then motivating myself to get up and work On Song.  So that's good.  Toe ain't in pain at all.  I can press lightly on it and NO PAIN.  Looks like things are turning out great for me.   Wasn't sure whther I'd write an entry today.  I don't think I accomplished much in terms of entertaining others.  But I guess it's a good thing that I did SOMETHING.  And it didn't really take up too much of my time.  I could easily have just Slept Through the time I took me to write first 15 paragraphs.  And I don't think I'd be working on music and/or reading After Dinner when I'd be writing Rest Of Entry.  SO IT'S GOOD IS THE POINT.  Except for how the Democrats dropped under 50% to keep the senate.  THAT'S TERRIBLE AND WHATKNOT.
   Penultimate paragraph of daytime day!  HEY GREAT.  Deadwood OR Freaks and Geeks could be light hearted fun.  JUST LAY IN BED AND ENJOY ONESELF.  Aim for 2 song today HAPPILY.  I COULD do it and IT'D BE GREAT.   We'll see how it all shakes out.  Can't wait to have 5 songs and put them in my iTUNES library and then just LOOK AT EM.  Wow.  Titles and track numbers and amount of time each track is.  What fun to just STARE at this Pretend Music Mini Album.  Hmm.  If I have ham sandwich for lunch, what kinda sandwichside are we talkin.  Maybe a Chips aHoy pouch if I have any left.  Probably one or two still there.  I guess.  What else is up.  I don't think I drank any beer yesterday.  So that's good.  I don't really want griddlecentric meal toady!  Don't want a sandwich or an appetizer.  Don't wanna start An Entire Multi Part Meal.  WHAT DO I WANT.  SOMETHING FROM SOME OTHER PLACE.  That might not be in the cards though.  WHAT CARDS.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  Amazing.  What else is up.  Gonna be real exciting to see what my toe looks like in twenty minutes.  I bet it doesn't look too bad.  Anyway.  Pediatrist said the infection was really bad based on the smell and another criteria.  Maybe How Much Pus there was.  But I definitely took note of him saying the smell was particularly bad.  GOOD.  At least I'm excelling IN SOME area. Even if it's Pus Smell.  Huh.  WOW Season I Episode I title in Deadwood is Deadwood.  THEY AIN'T FOOLIN AROUND.  THIS VERY FIRST EPISODE IS, "DEADWOOD," LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT.  Hmm.  What kinda World Travel Patriotism Celebration Days we got in November.  Yesterday was All Saints' Day in the UK.  ALL Saints.  Pick ONE and celebrate them.  We can't celebrate ALL OF THEM in just ONE DAY.  Guy Fawkes day on Saturday for UK AS WELL?  Is he the V Is For Vendetta Fellow.  I dunno.  A couple of other days but I'll get to them later.  I wanna look up THESE days.   "In honor of all saints of the church, whether they are known or unknown."  YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE MIGHT BE SECRET SAINTS?  Saints living OR DEAD Amongst Us WE HAVE NO IDEA ARE ACTUALLY SAINTS?  Anyway.  Guy Fawkes.  Sounds like some guy.  I'll be back tonight.

third title of the day

    Hey friends and crap.  What a crapful day.  I've been in Zero pain all day but still took no walks.  Spend a bit of time trying to work on music and made Negative Progress.  Not only have I not created Better Tracks, but IN MY MIND I've conceded ground to the point where it's like actually if the tracks aren't good THAT'S NOT BAD.  It's PART OF TE THEME that it'd be not so great.  Negative progress!  Made some progress in Deadwood.  NEGATIVE PROGRESS.  The main guy I used to think was a good guy.  Now I realize he's A NO GOOD GUY.  Made progress in Freaks and Geeks.  Negative progress!  I GET IT THEIR NAMES ARE SAM AND LINDSAY WEIR AND ONE IS A FREAK AND ONE IS A GEEK.  WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON AND CRAP.  How comfortable am I with using the phrase, "Lindsay Weir," on this website.  APPARENTLY PRETTY COMFORTABLE.  Also WHAT SCENARIO AM I IMAGINING where that would lead to some sort of negative consequence.  I can't imagine scenarios.  C'MON.
   Anyway.  Had delicious chocolate chip pancakes for dinner.  We're talkin an entire TWO OF THREE.  Then indulged in Pop Tart before starting here.  Make tha the regular indulgence dessert and have tootsie pop with Act III part iii.  THAT SOLVES THAT PROBLEM.  Anyway.  I wanna upload Block Of Music tomorrow or Friday.  I guess it's just a matter of whether I will have Good Versions Of Them To, "Drop."  In the end though it means very little.  It means about as much as putting, "Lindsay Weird," in PRINT on MYWEBSITE.  Not really gonna change much  for anyone in any way.  What am I gonna do with Act III Recess.  I think the most enjoyable thing I can think of is Lie Still And Do Nothing.  Ya know BE DEAD.  No.  Just PLAY DEAD.  Being dead would be terrible.  PLAYING DEAD though is a whole other ball of wax.  I don't wanna ball of wax.  I don't want ANYTHING of wax.  Hmm.  Probably SOMETHING of wax I can make some use out of.  Earwax maybe.  I feel like if you get a fingerful of ear wax you feel like you've accomplished something.  Mucus or something is just gross because it's COMMON.  I feel like it's a RARE WIN to actually pick out some earwax, though.  If you do you're like HEY THIS IS A NICE SURPRISE.  GONNA  HOLD ONTO THIS FOR A WHILE.
   Maybe you guys have more ear wax than I do.  Maybe I'm just the guy with rare ear wax.  I DUNNO HOW SOCIETY WORKS.  Either way what else is up.  Had ham sandwich for lunch.  What's my lunch gonna be like for tomorrow?  I guess Turkey Meatloaf */v Health Spaghetti.  Good deal.  I'm doing worse at music ( AND LIFE ) because I'm not taking seven walksa day.  I'm just PERCOLATING in my room non stop.  MARINATING one might say IN MY OWN FILTH.  I am not GROWING or DEVELOPING or IMPROVING or ACCELERATING.  Where I am in the morning is where I'll be at the end of the day OR WORSE.  If I'm taking walk after walk and crap I'M GETTIN SHIT DOWN both In Body and In MENTAL HEADSPACE and IN SPIRIT.  I guess tomorrow I could probably take 2 or 3 walks.  Dunno if I want to!  Might skip entry again tomorrow.  Give myself all the time so I can Upload Music Project tomorrow evening.  IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT, TOMORROW EVENING IS.  FRIDAY is part of the Working Title of Music Project that I've had since I started The VERY FIRST TITLE.  I think had a song title before Working Album Title.  But JUST BARELY.  Anyway Friday in the title?  Gotta have it done BY Friday or At Lest By END Of Friday.
   Whatever.  I dunno.  Soaked my toe and foot and BOTH FEET in reservoir with epson salts today.  Toe looked remarkably Healed!  I didn't see a bunch of missing toenail or Deflated information or puss or blood or anything.  LOOKED PRETTY MUCH NORMAL.  Good deal.  I guess.  I COULD THINK OF WORSE DEALS.  I think I'm done with twitter.  I dunno if I've reached the tipping piton where IN PRACTICE I'm never gonna go to the website again.  But I've reached the tipping point where IN PRINCIPLE I've decided to Move On In General.  STARTING In The Immediate Future.  So that's good.  WHAT OTHER TINGS CAN RICH PEOPLE BUY TO RUIN FOR THE REST OF US.  Off the top of my head SEX.  BILL GATES CAN BUY HIMSELF SOME SEX.  ALL OF THE SEX.  NOW IT'S ALL HIS.  Hardly seems fair!  But  that's the kind of MERITOCRACY we live in.  BILL GATES ACCUMULATED A LOT OF CAPITAL BECAUSE HE'S GOT SO MUCH MERIT GOING FOR HIM.  NOW ONLY HE CAN HAVE SEX.  THAT'S JUST TE WORLD WE LIVE IN.  What else is going on and crap.  Kinda feels like we should have the opposite of a meritocracy.  Instead of using CARROTS to reward people performing Merits with Money we should be using STICKS to Consequence People Performing Badly with FINES.  Same premise but come at it from a different angle. 
   Penultimate paragraph before Recess!  What else is going on and crap.  How much of a Resting Recess are we talkin.  I guess about 30-40 minutes.  Sounds reasonable.  What else is going on.  Put in Chocolate Chip Pancake (CCP) in oven for right amount of time.  Talkin' between 30 and 35 minutes.  LONGER THAN YOU'D TINK YOU'D HAVE TO PUT IT IN.  But it got the job done real good. Guess I got .8 of a pancake left (HAD .2 AS SNACK).  That's ONE breakfast.  Got enough eggsworth for One Balanced Breakfast.  THIS IS GREAT.  I'm not sure WHY.  Probably could have a WORSE life though.  FOR EXAMPLE I could be 2 paragraphs further from ending Act III Part II meaning My recess would be 15-20 minutes SHORTER.  THAT'D BE TERRIBLE.  WAY THINGS ARE GOING I'M GONNA HAVE A NICE FOURTY, FOURTY FIVE MINUTE RECESS.  That solvea all my problems either Momentarily or Permanently, I'M Not Sure Which. 
    Yeah!  Feel pretty full now.  You'd think I would after having pop tart after Large Enough Dinner.  AND I DO.  So it all is working out pretty great for me.  Then again this ME BEING FULL is only a 5.5/10.  Gotta do it 10 more times in a row varying Accomplishing between 2.5/10 and 6/10's.  AT SOME POINT I'LL SETTLE ON A 5.5 OUT OF 10 TO SHARE ON TE INTERNET HOPEFULLY, THAT'S THE DREAM AT LEAST.  Not sure what that means.  I know what it MEANS but I'm not happy with the Bending Of Logic that GETS US THERE.  It doesn't make enough sense!  I'm not happy about it!  Music might not be good but I'm writing 5.5/10 entries EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK.  EXCEPT FOR YESTERDAY.  THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE.  So that's good.  Anyway how long will Fun be allowed if the Republicans win both house and senate.  Gotta imagine at some point They're Coming For My Good Times. That's what I would do if I were them.  I've GAME THEORIED this all out in my head and if they win both houses of congress THEY'RE INVARIABLY coming for my good time!  You know War Games.  That sort of thing.  So what's MY response if they come after my good time.  SCREAM AS LOUD AS ANYONE CAN HEAR ME.  Oh okay.  That should do the trick.  I'll be back soon. 

    Hey.  Just left the house to take out garbage for first time in a day and a half.  I MISS being outside.  Being Outside is THE NEW Being Inside!  IN THE SENSEthat Being Inside was great but now it's not and Being Outside is What's Great Now.  Either way gonna aim to take 1 or 2 walks tomorrow but the question is WHEN.  Maybe book end my days.  2nd walk at Act III Precess.  First walk NOT BEFORE entry but maybe after Act I.  I DUNNO WE'LL SEE HOW IT ALL, "SHAKES OUT."  Hmm.  Just thought about some old Notes & Whatknot that I must have somewhere about an old project that might help give me context to Current Music Project.  WOW.  GO THROUGH LOTS OF SPIRAL NOTEBOOKS.  TOMORROW IS GONNA BE A BLAST.  Especially if I find some Blastworthy Notes.  ALL NOTES ARE BLASTWORTHY, JUST DEPENDS ON TO WHAT DEGREE.  Even a Fraction Of A Blast is A Fraction In The Right Direction.  Huh.  What else is up.  Had one beer in afternoon.  One beer with Act III part i.  That'll do it.
   Can't wait to go to sleep after this.  I LIVED AN ENTIRE DAY MORE OR LESS.  Really goes without saying I could use A Good Rest.  Anyway instead of tootsie pop I had health iced cream bar just now with Act III part ii.  IT WAS OKAY.  I liked the part where it went down my gullet and crap.  Huh.  How serious are the republicans gonna be about Fascism.  I don't think they're gonna go A HARD 10 out of 10 Towards Fascism.  But I really don't see them going anything under a 6 out of 10 for Fascism either.  So the question becomes WHAT EXACTLY IS A 7 OUT OF 10 ENTHUSIASTIC DWINDLE TOWARDS FASCISM AND HOW CAN WE PREPARE TO GET USED TO IT.  You can't get used to Fascism Dwindle.  It Keeps Dwindling!  You think you're growing accustomed to Today's Fascism BOOM you're hit with More Fascism Tomorrow you weren't prepared for.  Oh well I guess the next 2-800 years are gonna be pretty interesting. WOW 800 years.  THAT'S A COLLECT CALL AMOUNT OF YEARS IF I EVER HEARD ONE.
   1-800 isn't collect call.  It's SOMETHING with phone numbers.  I dunno what exactly.  Either way, 2 more paragraphs to go.  When's Thanksgiving coming.  CAUSE IF IT'S IN EXACTLY FOUR WEEKS...  ONLY IN THREE WEEKS.  Plus a few hours.  GOOD.  Thanksgiving will be fun.  Sit around a table.  Eat things on a plate.  That's what meals are.  Not necessarily at a table.  Or with a plate.  All in all though Thanksgiving WILL BE WHAT IT WILL BE.  Pretty confident in as much I think.  Think I'm just gonna go to bed after entry.  No need to GET CUTE and watch some TV.  Just let Sleep Overtake me.  Sounds like one way to live one's life.  Preferably ONe's Own.  I don't want one to live SOME OTHER ONE'S life.  That's not good for The Some Other one.  Not even good for The Original One.  NO ONE WINS when we live each others' lives for each other.  Unless you get a real good person to live your life for you.  Really does a better job with it than YOU ever would.  THEN I GUESS THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU OR SOMETHING.
   Last paragraph of the night!  Amazing.  Huh.  Might be done with Twitter tonight.  Solid 15-20% chance NO CHECKING IT TOMORROW for a Completely Indefinite to Longly Definite amount of time.  Should I check back in on Facebook.  I wanna see what kinda Hellscape Facebook has come.  HOLY CRAP MAYBE I CAN SEE UP TO DATE PHOTO GRAPHS OF THE FRIENDS I KNEW AND LOVED IN THE PAST.  That'd be weird!  Nah I ain't gonna do that.  Nothing I see could ever match my sweet imagination.  Probably.  Never really bothered Sweetly Imagining what anyone might look like now.  But IF I DID I'd DO A REAL GOOD JOB OF IT.  What else is up.  I want a BLUE CHECK MARK ON FACEBOOK.  To confirm I WENT TO FACEBOOK.  Huh.  If I were The Winkleboss Bros I would have called Facebook Fakebook every chance I got and embarrassed and shamed Mark Zuckerberg into submission so that The Facebook would go nowhere.  Either that or take the couple of hundred million dollar settlement they got PER MY UNDERSTANDING OF HOW MOVIES WORKED.  Huh.  You know what's COOLER than A Billion Dollars?  What.  A METAVERSE.  Hmm.  I think a billion dollars is cooler than The Metaverse.  OH TOO LATE TO GO BACK NOW THOUGH I SCREWED UP BIG TIME DIDN'T I.  I dunno Whose Talking To Whom in this scenario.  Either way I'll be back tomorrow.

-9:18 P.M.

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