Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Say What About What

     Hey friends!  Up a little bit earlier than the last few days.  1:04 PM!  Probably won't fit in any more than 5 walks like last few days.  But will do it Fourty Minutes Easierly.  Was already PRETTY Fourty Minutes Easy!  Ok.  What else is up.  Had black and white cookie as breakfast.  My breakfasts are pretty arbitrary the last month or two. I don't have them when I get up for the day.  I have them 4 or 5 hours before I get up for the day.  I go back to bed after I eat the breakfast.  Pretty much just part of NightMight eating when ya think about it.  BUT IT'S AT A BREAKFASTTIME OF DAY.  Around a 6 or 7 AM.  I wait until itss light outside.  That's BREAKFAST.  HUH.  Ham Sandwich, kids chicken parm, and chicken ceasar salad.  TEMS my meal options for today. DEElightfuul.  Wanted to do laundry yesterday.  Didn't!  Stuff was already in the washing machine THREW ME FOR A LOOP.  Maybe do it today.
    Last day of the month.  FOR NOW at least.  Figure that's pretty good.  What else is up.  Mere 5 paragraph Act I.  That's all I'm aiming for.  Just knock it out quickly.   Get it OVER and done with.  perhaps over and DONE WITH instead.  Not sure which way I wanna do it exactly.  Should be able to enjoy podcasts on walks today as well as some music.  If I'm talking 5 walks, I don't see why I can't enjoy podcasts for 3 or 4 walks and music for 1 or 3 walks.  SURE I DO.  1 or 3 walks doesn't ALIGN countingly.  Should be 1 or TWO walks.  Oh okay so then that's a good reason.  Either way SOLIDLY into the season where I'm not wearing jackets.  Is it possible I'll have to wear sweatshirt jacket 2-5 times over the upcoming three months?  SURE.  But them days will be the exception not the rule.  WELL THEY WILL BE THE RULING EXCEPTION.
    Okay.  First half of June IS MORE SUMMER then first half of September.  NOT ACCORDING TO SCIENCE THOUGH.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Waht do you call The Science Of The Seasons.  That's the word for that. Gonna have to look into that one.  I HAD A DREAM my brother changed his fantasy baseball team name but apparently his name is back to normal in real life.  I wouldn't have guessed it was a dream.  It only occurred to me it was a dream because I noticed just now In Real Life his team name is the same.  So I put 2 and 2 together that HMM that ChangedTeamName musta been a dream IN THE FIRST PLACE.  Hmm.  What was the name that he changed it to.  I forget.  His REAL team name is, "wow."  I FEEL LIKE there's a 10% chance the name he changed it to in the dream was, "Whatever."  PROBABLY wasn't whatever.  There's a SMALL chance the New Dream Team Name was, "Whatever."  Gonna have to look into that one. NO PERIOD in the name.
   Hmm.  Not gonna take a walk immediately after Act I probably.  Gonna wait around for my Dad to finish his walk. UNLESS I wanna work on ACT I.  Cause it wuoldn't be a full 10 paragraphs either way.  SO WE'LL see.  What else is up and crap.  Probably enjoy some Simpsons today.  Been enjoying the Simpsons for WHAT Close To Definitely More Than Three Weeks?  I'd say SOLIDLY definitely more than three weeks if not DEFINITELY more than more than three or less three than three weeks or so.  Thinking about thinking about taking some sort of Comedy Class.  I don't WANT TO.  But it's the best thing I can come up with. UCB improve class being the top idea.  I don't LIKE improv.  And I specifically don't like UCB improv.  I took I BELIEVE 2.5 classes in the past.  Also I'm not GOOD at it.  And I will NEVER be good at it.  BUT ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN NOTHING.  Gotta do something.  Right?  I'm not just NOT GREAT at it.  I'm not GOOD at it.  I'd be WORSE THAN AVERGE.  But GOTTA DO SOMETHING.  GET SOME BALL ROLLING IN SOME DIRECTION OFF SOME CLIFF. 
    Hmm.  Wonderful.  Gotta get CONTACT LENSES though if I do that.  Wanna be Non-glasses wearing guy if I re-join Human Society.  That's my feeling.  YOU COULD MAKE A CASE for being a glasses wearing guy SURE but you cuold make a STRONGER CASE for not.  Based primarily on I Like My Appearence Better Without The Glasses.  THAT'S THE MAIN CASE.  Hmm.  Also I like TE FEEL of Not Wearing Glasses over TE FEEL of Wearing Glasses.  WHY SHOULDN'T I feel comfortable.  MOLO.  MY LOFE MY DECISION.  The main case for Glasses is they DO give the appearence of Comedy Writer and if there's one impression I wanna give with Taking Improv Class its HEY MAYBE I COULDAWOULDASHOULDA be Comedy Writer.  I'm not in it to be actor or anything.  Perfect ideal world is I could become Comedy WRITER.  AND TAHT'S WHAT THE GLASSES WOULD SUGGEST.  But overall I STILL like appearence without glasses more SO I DUNNO I still think I'm better off without 'em!
    Sure!  AGE OLD QUESTION.  Do you go with Appaerence YOU LIKE or with appearence that SUGGESTS WHATCHU WANNA BE.  Hmm.  What else is up and crap.  SIXTH paragraph.  ALREADY BEYOND what I have to write.  Amazing.  Probably.  NEVER took a UCB class where I wasn't addicted to cigarettes.  Wonder if that'll come into play.  Not sure why that occurred to me.  Three hours is a long time to go without a cigarette when you're addicted to cigarettes!  Maybe IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE.  Upright Citizens Brigade.  HMM.  Maybe I can get into it.  Maybe I can FORCE MYSELF to get into it somehow.  Play tricksys on myself to really get into it.  I dunno.  Improv is DUMB.  HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW PEOPLE WOULD ACT IN DIFFERENT SETTINGS.  I've never been in ANY of these settings.  I've been in ELEMENTRY SCHOOL, MIDDLE SCHOOL, HIGH SCHOOL, COLLEGE, and DENTIST offices.  Also I took 2.5 UCB Improv classes.  THAT'S ABOUT IT.  Everything else IS FOREIGN TO ME.  I don't KNOW how people would act.  NO CLUE WHAT WOULD GO ON.
   Seventh paragraph.  What does UCB mean if you translate it into American Army Speak.  Uniform Charlie Bravo.  AH so I'm considering taking an Intro Uniform Charlie Bravo class.  Well when I put it THAT WAY it sounds... uhh... hmm. Lemme think about it.  Uniform Charlie Bravo class.  SURE IS A BUNCH OF SYLLABLES.  Can't go wrong with SYLLABLES.  LOOK there's a million things I'd rather do than take a UCB class but I DON'T like the idea of Doing Nothing which is PROBABLY what would happen otherwise.  I LIKE TEH IDEA OF, "Doing Something," I REALLY DO.  I'm gonna SLEEP ON IT for a while and I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Probably.  Gotta do something.  Keeping people updated on situations as they progress is A FUN THING TO DO.  GOTTA REMEMBER TO DO THAT.  Keep myself updated on doing that situation as she progresses and whatknot!  THREE PARAGRAPHS TO GO to do a full 10 paragrpahr.
   IF I WANNA.  NOT CONVINCED I wanna bother.  Good.  Forget knowing how people act in SETTINGS.  I don't know how people act in CONFLICTS or based on CHARACTERS or with PLOTS.  I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT TO DO OR SAY in improvisational contexts.  Forget about being funny for a second.  I DON'T KNOW what's supposed to happen to Complete A Thought for how A Real World Scenario Might Go.  DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME.  NOW let's bring Being Funny Back Into The Pciture.  THAT'S HARD TOO.  Huh.  I could make GOOD CONNECTIONS though.  Meet lots of great people.  Possibly lots of bad people, too.  Get meeting BAD connections out of the way so I won't have to meet them LATER ON.  Already took care of meeting the Poor People GOT IT OVER AND DONE WITH.  Not sure I've ever made any connections in my life.  Feels like I've never met anyone where we mutually agreed HEY THIS WILL BE GOOD FOR OUR CAREERS TO ASSOCIATE.  I GUESS it's partially ON ME that that never happened.  PARTIALLY ON THEM THOUGH.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Amazing.  What else is up.  PICK A GOOD TEACHER for UCB CLASS if that happens.  Gonna say, as of this morning, maybe 20% chance I take a UCB class this summer.  Hmm.  MAYBE 25, 30%!  Feel vaguely pretty interested in it this morning!  Anyway.  Think I'd prefer a female teacher.  I feel COMFORTABLE with Women teacher.  Can't say for certainties why.  Just am.  Less THREATENED.  Don't feel like I'm in any IMMEDIATE danger.  Maybe some existential or long term danger.  Possibly some psychological danger instead of physical danger.  But that's a trade-off I'm genenerally willing to make.  What kind of pshycological danger am I in.  I dunno GOTTA TAKE the class to find out.  Gotta play to win.  That sort of thing.  Sounds fun.  REAL FUN.  You know that sort of thing.  I don't know.  What else is up.
    Last paragraph of the act!  SHOULD EAT salad today.  Salad not gonna stay fresh forever. Probably only gonna stay fresh for several millenia.  A DROP IN THE BUCKET in the grand scheme of things.  Also a drop in the bucket IN TEH GRAND SCHEME OF TINGS isn't that insignificant.  If rain is dropping into a bucket IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS that bucket is gonna get filled up RELATIVELY QUICKLY I feel.  OVERALL?  SURE.  BUCKET GONNA GET DRIPPED IN PRETTY SOON GRAND SCHEMELY ACCORDING TO ME.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  I dunno.  Gotta do SOMETHING.  Why isn't there something that's LIKE Taking A UCB Class but instead it's something that's Much More Up My Alley.  Where it's something to do BUT ALSO I'd Enjoy It and Be Good At It.  THOSE TWO FACTORS AS WELL.  I'd enjoy those factors coming into play!  DANGIT.  Anyway.  Maybe there's a 7.5% chance I'd enjoy a Uniform Charlie Bravo class and be good at it.  MAYBE THERE'S A 12.5% chance.  EITHER WAY I'll be back in a little bit. 

maybe that's it though

     Hey friends.  Just got back form walk!  UNIform walk.  CHARLIE unfirclm brigade.  What's the B in UCB when it's Army Talk.  BRAVO.  That makes sense.  You WANNA hear some, "Bravo!" when you're done with Improv.  Let's face it YOU WANNA HEAR SOME, "BRAVO!" when you're done with ANYTHING you do.  Anyway picked up stuff from the bakery.  Got myself several things!  Had small-medium rainbow sprinkle cookie just now.  ALso got cocholate doot cookie which I will have as a breakfast tomorrow or Friday.  ALSO got a smallish-medium sized scone. Let's say medium.  It's a smedium sized scone.  Probably Blueberry!  Should be interesting.  So that's good.  Used to know a kid whose last name was Bravo in elementry school.  I think.  ONE or two letters could be different.  Not sure exactly!  The important thing is this is good stuff I SHOULD BE ON STAGE saying these riffs people need to know.  THEN AGAIN if I was on stage saying these riffs yes there would be an IMMEDIATE audience but HISTORY would be missing out.  Wouldn't be posted to internet for ALL OF TIME.  TRADE OFF.
   Huh.  What else do I got going on for me.  Bravo backwards STARTS OFF talkign about ovaries.  DOESN'T ULTIMATELY GET THERE but it gets the ball rolling.  So that's pretty good.  Salad or kids chicken parm for tonight.  I'm excited either way!  HUH.  Gotta think of an exciting thing to make Salad Meal More Complete.  Oh bread.  Slice of white bread.  EASY AS TAHT.  Oh okay good.  Do people eat salad sandwiches.  Lettuce between two pieces of bread.  MY GUESS IS NO.  Not really.  People might have sandwiches that STAR VERY LITTLE but no one really conceptualizes eating A Salad Sandwich.  I NEVER HEARD OF THAT BEFORE.  I'd remembre something like that I think.  I have vaguely good memory.  NO I DON'T.  That's why I'd be bad at Improve.  CAN'T REMEMER any settings other than The Four Schoools & The Dentists office.  BAD MEMORY FOR LIFE EXPERIENCES.  Oh well such is life.  If it was important I'd remember it.  I remember ORTHODONTIST.  In fact I remember Orthodontist WAY MORE Than I remember dentist.  SO THAT BLOWS YOUR WHOLE THEORY OUT OF THE WATER.
    Third paragraph!  I guess I got three more paragraphs to go for Daytime Day.  Probably can enjoy the day today.  Watch some Simpsons.  I KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO MIX THINGS UP.  Lay in be East To West instead of West to East.  What a brilliant idea.  That would make today a real joy for 90 minutes or so during one or two periods of time between walks where I remember to do that.  Anyway.  I really don't want to do Unreal Civilians Brigades.  But it IS TRUE that anything is better than nothing.  And it IS TRUE that it DOES QUALIFY as A THING.  Maybe I can think of OTHER, "A THINGS," that might be THINGS that qualify AS THINGS that I can do that might be good too.  Anyway what's the worst that could happen from taking UCB Class.  LOSE HALF A GRAND DOLLARS.  GET COVID.  BE SO TERRIBLE I'M PERSONALLY AND PUBLICLY EMBARASSED TO THE EXTREME.  LOSE TWO MONTHS OF MY LIFE.  Oh.  WELL NONE OF THAT WILL KILL ME.  The covid might kill me.  Also might die from the embarassment thing, too.  Oh.  WELL GOTTA SPEND MONEY TO MAKE MONEY
    Penultimate paragraph!  What more do I got going on for me.  VOTING is in a few weeks.  Not sure for what.  Not sure WHEN.  In a few weeks.  Yeah but that's ROUGH not Exact.  I could probably vote for something right here, right now if I wanted to.  While writing this paragraph.  Hmm.  Not gonna vote for anything right now.  Uninformed!  Not ready to cast my vote yet.  Good news is no pressure!  JUST REALIZED I dropped the wrong player from my Imagination Baseball Team yesterday. NOT AN ENTIRELY wrong player.  Wasn't a terrible player to drop.  Didn't necessarily NEED to hold onto this player.  BUT the player I MEANT to drop that I REALLY didn't need to hold onto-- THAT PLAYER I KEPT.  Hmm.  Actually this player i dropped is MORE DROPWORTYH IN OTHER WAYS.  I don't have a problem dropping this other player now that I think about it.  IT MAY HAVE WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST PERHAPS POSSIBLY.
    Last paragraph of the daytimeday!  Good.  What's up and crap.  Eat some croutons.  That's a plus of eating salad.  EAT ALL TEH CROUTONS.  I don't know why I had to specify that.  Pretty sure it could have gone without saying.  Oh cause I wanna finish this paragraph gotcha GOOD DEAL.  Hmm.  Maybe I do some laundry today.  If I can figure out WHAT THE HELL to do with whatever is currently occupying the washing machine.  I dunno whattado about that crap.  ULTIMATELY probably TAKE IT OUT OF WASHING MACHINE and leave it IN FRONT OF washing machine while I do MY laundry.  But I can't say For Certainties Sake.  Great!  Guess that's it for now.  Not a great entry today.  The last great entry was possibly either 3 weeks ago OR 8 months ago OR 14 years ago OR possibly never written anything great. SEE YA TONIGHT.

Yeah I Don't Think So

     Just had Small Scone!  Was pretty good!  KINDA SALTY.  In a good way.  Didn't dislike the savoryish scone.  HAD SALAD before Scone.  AS ONE DOES.  Anyway another day is MOSTLY DOWN.  Was reading the Class Description for IMPROVE 101.  STILL DON'T REALLY WANNA DO IT but when you read What the class is and/or Skills They Impart 1 at a time YA KNOW IT SOUNDS PRETTY PLEASANT.  AS A WHOLE Improv class seems like it'd be a chore.  THE SUM OF THE PARTS FEELS THUSLY.  However if you look at it Micro-Piece by Micro-Piece MAYBE IT'S NOT SO BAD.  Important thing is I'll devote some time to thinking about it if I ever get some free Thinkin' Time.  Hopefully I don't get any free Thinking Time.  IF I EVER FIND MYSELF WITH SPARE TIME TO THINK SOMETHING HAS GONE VERY WRONG WITH MY LIFE.  I DON'T LIKE TE SOUNDS OF THAT ONE BIT.
    Huh.  Scone was like a BISCUIT.  That's the pastry I was trying to think of earlier that could be Salty And Good.  BISCUIT.  Good deal.  Hmm just realized Scone is an ANAGRAM of Biscuit.  Funny how things work out that way sometimes.  Anyway.  People would LIKE ME if they were in my Improve Class.  They'd DIG Those kinds of Improves.  Huh.  Watched some more Simpsons today.  Watched about half of a Netflix, "Doc," on Crack.  Nothing Groundbreaking!  Just your standard documentry on Crack Cocaine in the 1980's.  GREAT.  At this point not sure I'm gonna see anything Groundbreaking on Crack EVER.  Well maybe.  Maybe there'll be some IRAN-CONTRA style political bombshell that has to do cocaine or something.  Funnelling war funds to drug lords or something or vice versa.  Something along those lines.  That's BREAK SOME GROUND, BREAK GROUND REAL GOOD.  Well all we can do now is SIT AND WAIT AND HOPE.  Is the CONTRA part of Iran Contra DRUG LORD related.  I forget.  Could be.  I'd LTURQ but, Ya know, what can ya do.
   Third paragraph.  Took five walks today.  Mostly podcast.  A little bit of music.  Almost all podcast.  Wait no some of My Music.  I guess there's probably a better word than music for describing My Music.  NOT QUITE, "Music," REALLY.  SOMETHINGS MISSING.  SEVERAL THINGS ARE MISSING.  But I wouldn't know what else to call it!  I STILL don't know what else to call it!  HUH.  I'm assuming the dots in the scone were blueberries but they didn't taste like anything.  Coulda just been for show.  SHOW DOTS.  Makes ya think you're getting Fruit Flavor or perhaps Chocolate Flavor but in reality it's just GENERICAL SCONE.  TAKESCONE TO KNOWSCONE.  I'm happy about that one.  Happy about a lot of things these days.  MAY ending for example.  HAPPY about getting into SPJUNE.  Should be an interesting month.  TIRTY DAYS AND THE LIKE.  Wonder how that'll go!  Freddy Freeman Stole TWO BASES tonight?  I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
    Penultimate paragraph of the night!  Might get some Triscuits next week.  Been eating TE SHIT out of some crackers and now it's time to try out some Triscuits.  No, "MIGHT," to Getting some Triscuits.  I'M GOING TO.  Unless they're ultimately out of Stock.  Huh.  Is there chicken soup flavored triscuits.  I thought of it because the word STOCK made me think of SOUP.  Because of THINGS.  Ugh.  Guess I'm having ham sandwich for dinner tomorrow.  UNLESS I have it for lunch tomorrow.  In which case I am having kids chicken parm for dinner tomorrow.  SHOULD BE GOOD.  Never did laundry today.  Never showered today.  NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT BUT I NEVER USED HOT WATER TO FURTHER MY LIFE AT ALL TODAY.  Huh.  Iran-ContraBAND.  Drugs is CONTRABAND.  Of course the Contras were involved in Contraband THAT'S WHAT PREFIX MEANS.  Ah okay good I see DO I HAVE ANY TRISCUITS NOW.  I don't.  Huh.  WOULD Jesus have more Followers TODAY if he had been Trsicuits in Catholicism the last 1000 Years.  YES OR NO.
    Last paragraph.  ...Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  I'd take a MUSICAL Improve class.  Uh.  Not sure what that means.  AT FIRST I wanted it to mean I improv on Electric Guitar.  Then I imagined Improving singing.  NOW I realize I don't want to do any of that.  But the point is I'm not good at anything but I need to do something as a BLANKET STATEMENT for Entire Premise Of Today's Assessment.  Also many things may not be fun.  UCB IMPROV CLASS MIGHT BE ANNOYING.  Not sure!  If I took a class and WAS JUST TINKING IN TERMS OF EVERYYONE ELSE and not thinking about MY OWN self, MIGHT find the rest of the class GENERALLY ANNOYING, might find it GENERALLY DELIGHTFUL.  REALLY CAN'T SAY as of now.  My past experience was The Classes Were Annoying but THAT'S ON ME.  If I took UCB Class in 2023 MAYBE IT IS DELIGHTFUL what do I know.  Huh.  ANyway.  HMM STATCOUNTERS haven't taken away any of Freddie Freeman's stolen bases yet.  YES.
    Probably have ABOUT not gained or lost weight the last week or so.  GONNA GUESS I ate a ton of snacks but also only Dinner and No Lunch so YEAH.  Also not a ton of BIG SNACKS.  Just a ton of MICRO SNACKS.  ALWAYS WITH CRACKERS AND WHATKNOT.  Not like I'm eating SCONES OVER AND OVER.  Maybe ONE SCONE ONE TIME.  SMALL SCONE.  You get the idea.  Anyway what else is up.  Re-upping with super marker in about 38-40 hours.  WOW so much fun stuff I'm gonna be able to eat then.  Roughly nothing exactly then will I be eating.  THERE WILL BE NOTHING that I will eat exactly when it arrives.  But you get the idea.  NO YOU DON'T YOU GET NO IDEA.  What else is up and crap.  I guess that's about it then.  What shuold I eat soon when this is over. SLICE OF BREAD.  Well sure IN AN IDEAL WORLD.  Hey great I'll see ya tomorra.

-8:39 P.M.

Tuesday, May 30, 2023

Oksy Yimr FPr Tjhs

     Hey friends.  Up real late today.  Took first walk after my Dad's walk.  Back from first walk with Act I here at 3:04 PM.  WHAT TEHE HELL.  Well that's good.  I was AWAKE at normal Up Late Time.  Just watched some Television though for a while.  So that's good.  WELL let's write five paragraphs.  Had a breakfast burrito earlier.  Probably will have another one!  IN AT LEAST A WEEK.  Prossibly several weeks.  I don't have any left in my Refreezerator.  Not sure if I'll re-up with Burritos or with Standard Sandwiches.  Burritos are tastier but less filling.  Hmm seems like a metaphor for life.  IT'S ABOUT TIME.  I've been writing this website for ELEVEN YEARS.  I've said upwards of A THOUSAND THINGS.  It's about time I hit SOMETING that was a metaphor for life.  REALLY should have gotten to some metaphor for life thing maybe in THE THRID PARAGRAPH OF THE FIRST ENTRY EVER.  NOPE it took me until JUST NOW. 
   What was I talking about.  UP TO YOU to figure it out.  I KNOW what I'm talking about.  Or I KNEW.  At one point it was known by me.  What else is up.  Listening to some PODCAST on Walk I.  Not a fan of when they talk about Celebrity Sightings on Podcasts.  I HEAR CELEB VOICES IN MY HEAD ALL TE TIME.  Doesn't thrill me.  GET OVER IT GUYS.  Well maybe if I SAW the Celeb in my head it'd be more thrilling.  THAT HAPPENS FROM TIME TO TIME TOO.  THAT IS SLIGHTLY MORE THRILLING TOO, YES, BUT STILL, C'MON GUYS, GET OVER IT.  Then again CELEBRITIES LIVE ON PLANET EARTH.  It's INTERESTING when you run into CITIZENS OF PLANET EARTH.  because That's WHERE YOU LIVE TOO.  HEY SOME FELLOW RESIDENTS I wonder how things are going for them.  SURE THEY LIVE IN DIFFERENT SECTOR OF EARTH TAN YOU.  Different EXERPEIENENCE entirely.  BUT IT'S STILL KIND OF THE SAME PLANET MORE OR LESS as far as you know.
    Huh.  Do Celebs play games where they talk about running into people they don't recognize.  HEY YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I RAN INTO WHILE SITTING AT THE RED LIGHT LAST NIGHT.  SOME GUY.  That's my GO TO Reference for Occasion For A Celeb Sighting!  DRIVE YER CAR.  AT A RED LIGHT.  AND YA RUN INTO ANOTHER GUY IN A CAR ALSO AT THE RED LIGHT.  What else is up and crap.  Now I can't get The Beatles song Drive My Car out of my head and MY LIFE IS ALL THE BETTER FOR IT.  This is the best development my life has taken IN WEEKS.  Also CAN I REALLY DRIVE THE BEATLES CAR?  I hope not.  Because I don't know HOW.  I would just crash it and kill everybody inside!  And outside!  Well everybody NEAR outside.  I'm not gonna kill everybody in the universe outside.  People half the world away will be left unharmed.  But people within a several mile blast radius will probably be instantly killed yes If I Drive The beatles Car.
   Fourth paragraph.  Probably only take four walks today.  Possible I can fit in five I guess.  Probably not though!  What else is up.  Vegetable Burger.  Ham sandwich.  Chicken Ceasar Salad.  Kids chicken parm.  Those may be my only choices for dinner today.  Hmm.  Sounds good to me.  Seeing someoen at a Red Light isn't a great time for A Celeb Sighting.  You can't necessarily SEE who is in the car next to you.  RIght?  THAT'S NOT STANDARD.  Maybe sometimes you can but it's not 100% of the time HEY THE PERSON DRIVING THE CAR NEXT TO ME IS OH I DON'T KNOW JULIA LOUIS-DRYFUSS.  How do I spell that lady's name right.  Let's see.  Dreyfus?  That can't be right.  It is right.  But it CAN'T BE.  Oh well if that's what google wants THAT'S WHAT GOOGLE GETS.  I dunno.  What kinda duty is the Louis pulling in Julia Louis-Dreyfus.  Is it a MAIDEN name.  Is it a MIDDLE name.  WHAT IS LOUIS ACCOMPLISHING.  Nope her last name is just Louis-Dreyfuss IN TOTO.  Which she got FROM HER FATHER. WAS BORN THAT WAY.  That's what its accomplishing.  OH GOOD THEN
     Last paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  If I added a hyphen to my name where would it be.  YEAH.  What else is up and crap.  Gotta start buying two boxes of saltines per week.  ONE BOX ISN'T CUTTING IT THE LAST WEEK AND A HALF.  Or just eat slightly less saltines.  Hard to say exactly what the right move is.  Hmm.  Probably shouldn't be eating the boxes either way.  Maybe eat the crackers inside the plastic sleeves inside the boxes.  But don't eat the cardboard eitherway.  NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH.  Then again IT'S A SIN TO WASTE FOOD.  Probably.  Maybe in some religions its a virtue to waste food.  I can't speak for all religions.  I can't speak for ANY religions. I can just make GUESSTIMATIONS like APPROXIMATING that religions would be anti-wasting food or something.   Huh.  WELL anyway I'm gonna go take a walk now.  I'll be back in a giffy!  At some point kids are gonna start spellign jiffy giffy.  AND I AM NOT ON BOARD WITH IT.  I'll see ya soon.

that's a real interesting thing to say

     Hey friends.  Got back from Walk II.  Probably could take five walks today if I feel like it.  Well I definitely can if I feel like it.  That's what FEELING LIKE IT means!  So that's good.  Listened to some more podcast.  Listened to some music, too!.  Good stuff.  What else is up.  Vegetable Burger would be exciting to eat for dinner to GET IT OUT OF THE WAY.  Kids chicken parm would be exciting to eat because of CHEESE.  Salad would be exciting to eat because of FRESHNESS FACTOR.  Ham sandwich would be exciting to eat because HAVEN'T HAD THAT IN A HWHILE.  What's the other option I got.  Those are the options I got.  Oh.  Okay.  Wonderful.  Maybe I should do some laundry today.  Probably choose betweeen showering and laundry.  ONE OR THE OTHER.  Hmm.  Ya know what?  GONNA MIX IT UP.  DO LAUNDRY I THINK.  Sacrifice my own cleanliness for THE GREATER GOOD of inanimate objects
    But TEM being clean makes ME look good.  SO it's eally for My Own Good too. MOG.  YEAH.  Huh.  What kinda crap am I watching on TV today.  I think I might wanna work in a Film today.  Possibly from my COMPUTER.  Use one of them Transportation machines from THAT FLY and see a film from my computer ON MY TELEVISION SET.  I'd probably enjoy watching THE FLY at some point.  I've only seen it in completion ONCE.  It's a Classic of The Genre!  IT merits being seen multiple times.  FROM MULTIPLE ANGLES. Left.  Right.  Up.  INWARD OUTWARD.  Never seen the Original The Fly where the guy becomes Small The Fly.  WHY BOTHER.  Not sure I've EVER enjoyed a Horror Film from the 1950's or 1960's.  EVER.  Hmm.  Lemme Think.  I liked Night Of That Living Dead: That Original Motion Picture okay.  Wasn't my favorite!  I could appreciate it!  EVEN THAT IS A STRETCH.  Lemme LURQ LIST of horror film from Turn Of The Middle Of The Century to see Film I Flat Out Enjoyed.  Rosemary's Baby is from 1968.  That was a good movie.  Not really in the same category as THE ORIGINAL TEH FLY though.  Different genre of movie completley!  Different ERA completley!  THIS IS GOOD STUFF.
   Okay.  How old is Rosemary's Baby by now.  Around 55 I guess, right?  Huh.  Gotta be on the look out for 55 Year Old Son Of Satans I guess.  I guess I'M off the hook.  CAN'T BE ME.  I'M 34.  So GET OFF MY back about it.  Is it possible Rosemary's Baby is Daughter?  I don't remember.  Pretty sure it was a son.  YOU'D REMEMBER a twist ending where it's a Daughter of Satan.  Maybe you wouldn't, I dunno.  Maybe they never even refer to gender of SpawnOfSatan.  Who knows.  Also NO SPOILERS.  What was I talking about again.  Nothing.  Same nothing as I talk about every six to eight weeks.  Nothing New Nothing.  That's life for ya.  What else do I got going on for me.  No lunch today.  Taht goes without saying.  But now ALSO goes WITh saying.  IT WOULD HAVE gone without saying but now goes with saying apparently in this universe that we live in!
   Penultimate paragraph.  Anyway.  Older I get, the more scary the TreeHouse Of Horror episodes of Simpsons get.  THEN I get a little older and they get a little less scary.  Then I get older again and they get scarier again.  SO I LIED.  YES in general as I get older they get scareier.  BUT NOT 100% always.  Sometimes there's some give and take.  NEXT TIME I watch the series it might be less scary.  BUT OVERALL IN GENERAL it gets scarier and scarier the older I get.  Not sure why.  Either because I'm getting SMARTER or because I'm getting DUMBER.  I might be getting SMARTER so I'm picking up on themes in the Halloween Episodes of Cartoons which are genuinely unsettling and that disturbs me.  OR I'm getting DUMBER and all that's really going on is HEY THIS CARTOON IS SPOOKING ME REAL GOOD I DON'T LIKE IT.  Possibly a COMBO.  Picking up on themes kids don't pick up on.  AND ALSO my brain is progressively turning into mush.  EVEN MORE MUSH than before even.
   Last paragraph.  Wonderful.  Kids chicken parm would be most EXCITING dinner to have I think.  VERY much so.  So that's good.  When am I gonna aim to have dinner.  Not for a while.  Let's say between 8:00 and 8:30 PM.  That'd do the trick nicely.  Take fifth walk after that.  That'd do the track nicely.  Huh.  Couple of new Music albums dropping in a couple of days.  Foo Fighters.  Ben Folds!  Foo Fighters are pretty good.  Never listened to them religiously but I know 2-3 songs of theirs VAGUELY semi-religiously.  And I enjoy their DEAL.  Meanwhile I listened to Ben Folds and His Five very religiously in high school!  And into adulthood as well.  Why not GOT NOTHIN BUTTER TO DO.  Either way that should be pretty disturbing.  ALL THE NEW SONGS DROPPING AT ONCE.  SO MUCH LYRICS TO PROCESS.  AND TAHT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT TEH CHORD PROGRESSIONS.  NOR TE INSTRUMENTS TAHT PLAY THE NOTES.  Anyway.  That's it for now!  I'll see ya tonight!

That's What I'm Thinking

     Hey friends.  Just got back from Eating Iced Cream Sandwich.  Directly after eating dinner!  Vegetable Burger with PLENTY o' Tater Tots.  I believe it was 21.  HAD slightly more than the amount of Tater Tots I would normally of had LEFT in the freezer.  Figured I'd just FINISH EM OFF.  IT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE.  It went AS EXPECTED.  I ate it.  IT HAPPENED.  I TASTED IT, IT FILLED ME UP TO A REASONABLE DEGREE, AND NOW IT'S ALL GONE.  I WILL PEE AND POO IT OUT LATER ON.  Possibly already peed it out a bit.  I probably peed already in the last 15 minutes since finishing eating, I forget.  POSSIBLE some of that pee was from that dinner WHAT TE HELL DO I KNOW some things BUT NOT A LOT.  I know maybe 33% of things.  REALLY NOT THAT MUCH.  Took five walks today.  Podcastly walks.  IT WAS FINE.
    Okay.  Watched more Simpsons during the daytimeday.  Good stuff.  Getting closer to catching up to where I was at In The Simpsons just 2 weeks ago.  MAY skip ahead to where I was at in the Simpsons 1 week ago before I dropped back to Beginning Of The Simpsons back 1 week ago.  Hmm.  Those numbers make sense to me.  Do they make sense to you?  ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.  Probably several ways to find out.  ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.  Probably several ways to find that out, too!  NO WAY OF KNOWING FOR SURE.  Good deal.  What was I talking about again.  Oh right Good Things.  TALK ABOUT TEH GOOD TINGS IN LIFE.  WE GOTTA HOLD ON TO TEH POSITIVE THINGS.  That's what I've gathered in my Years On This Planet.  I forget.  Julia LouiE Dreyfuis.  Not LouiS.  That's how it's pronounced IS IT KNOT.  Probably.  No way of knowing.  SHE LIVES IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CAR THAN I DO, I have know way of nowing.
    Huh.  That's great.  It's not great.  It' WONDERFUL.  I forget what I was talking about though so I'm not 100% sure WHAT it is.  Just noticed some cum stains on my blanket that may have been there for upwards of seven years.  GOOD TING I don't entertain at all. Because if I did people would just be looking around and seeing the cum stains and it'd just have to be A FACT OF LIFE that we'd all have to put up with.  Anyway.  WHEN WAS the last time I washed my COMFORTER.  I'd say seven years sounds about right.  I lived in Queens College Dormitory for 4 weeks in Summer of 2015.  PROBABLY WAS AROUND THAT PERIOD OF TIME I'd guess.  That'd be a good guess for LAST BLANKET WASHING.  ANyway is there anything I CAN DO ABOUT THE CUM STAINS NOW.  I don't think so.  WHAT'S TO BE DONE.  JUST MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE.
   Huh.  I guess just cum all over the blanket so that it all blends in with each other so you can't notice any of it.  Make it look like that's what the blanket is supposed to look like.  AND FEEL LIKE I GUESS.  Blanket would probably FEEL wrong if that's what happens.  FEEL VERY WRONG.  Anyway.  That'd be a LARGE UNDERTAKING.  That project would take me a good long while.  Anyway.  We'll see.  What else do I got going on for me.  I dunno.  Probably watch some more Simpsons when this is over.  Figure that should get the job done.  Might help me get me started on my New Job, too!  Not sure I've ever masturbated to the Simpsons.  Is it POSSIBLE I did at some point?  I wouldn't say it's ZERO PERCENT.  I would say there is a, I dunno 40% chance I've masturbated to Simpsons IMAGERY and or AUDIDRY before in my past.  Probably woulda been Marge.  HOPEFULLY woulda been Marge.  Well who else would it have been.  WELL JUST WAWTCHED THE EPISODE WITH MINDY tonight.  SHE'S PRETTY CUTE.  BUT WHAT ARE TE ODDS SHE COMES TO MIND.  VERY LOW.
    The point is I would guess NEVER masturbated to the Simpsons but I wouldn't be SHOCKED if I have.  Good deal.  LAST paragraph of the night!   What else is up and crap.  I dunno.  About to start SPJUNE in about 26 hours though.  SHOULD BE JOOD.  I think SPjune gonne be a pretty good un.  I like those odds.  Gonna have enough saltines to last me through the night.  Then I will have saltines on Friday.  SO BASICALLY I'll just have Not Enough Saltines to last me ALL of Wednesday And Thursday.  That's not so bad.  I WISH IHAD some saltimes ringht now.  Wonder what it'd be like to be eating them as we speak-em-up right this second.  Hmm.  I'll eat em ASAP.  When this entry is over and posted to the internet.  YOU KNOW in like 3 minutes.  Should be pretty good!  Anyway I guess that's it.  I'll see ya tomorrow! 

-9:39 P.M!

Monday, May 29, 2023

Oh It's Like That

     Hey friends.  Up late again today.  Got back from walk I!  Here I am to write some Act I.  Probably only 5 paragraphs.  Huh.  Probably gonna skip lunch today.  WELP I think we're all caught up.  WELSH jams and jellies.  What;s the name of jams and jellies.  Welchs.  Oh okay.  May NEVER have had jam or jelly in my life.  SURELY inadvertently had it while having a cookie or pastry.  SACRIFICED a little bit for the greater good and had a little bit of jam or jelly.  Either way never went out of my way to have jam or jelly.  Probably will at some point in my life.  I got DECADES left.  At some point I'm gonna be in a situation where I'm gonna be like sure bring on the jam or jelly.  That's the kind of life I anticipate for myself.  I don't see it happening REPEATEDLY once or twice a week. But I see it happening AT LEAST ONCE.  WHY WOULDN'T IT.  Anyway.  Had a couple of buffalo wings upon getting up.  And had hearty brownie upon having breakfast many hours before actually gttting up.
    Okay.  WOWNDERFUL.  Entry is shaping up to be a real piece of shit.  HOWEVER I am one paragraph deep.  So that's pretty good.  I guess.  What kinda dinner we lookg at for tonight.  Salad.  Kids chicken parm.  Lasagna.  Vegetable Burger.  Ham sandwich.  Sushi.  I think thems are my options.  HMM. If I start thinking of WINGS as Donatable as snacks I could do the same with SUSHI.  THAT'S AN, "OUT OF TIS WORLD," IDEA.  I shuold be having pieces of sushi as snacks.  YEAH.  LET'S GO WITH THAT.  Probably should have vegetable burger or something for dinner.  Just FEELS like time.  SLEEF.  Finished Imagination Baseball week 5-4-1 last week.  STILL in seventh place out of 12 overall!  YEAH.  This week I am facing Kad Bane's Unmatched Team. I don't know what Kad Bane is supposed to mean.  BANE is a villian in Batman.  ALSO a word beyond the DC Extended Universe.  ALSO a sound and combination of squiggbles beyond the English Extended Universe. 
    He's got WANDER FRANCO.  I'll say that for this guy's team.  He's got FRANCO.  Hmm.  Probably should shalve my face soon.  Been probably a week or so at least.  Probably should get tin the habit of shaving weekly.  That'd be pretty responsible.  Huh.  Could have SALAD with like 2 or 3 pieces of sushi.  That'd be one way to go with dinner.  YEAH.  Anyway.  Not a faun of the premise of salad unless it's EXPLICIT that it's a GREEN salad. Cause if we're talking an EGG SALAD or TUNA salad type deal I AM SO NOT ON BOARD IT'S SCARY.  Anything with mayonnaise or that type of deal I'M RUNNING FAR FAR AWAY FROM.  I don't wanna be in the same ROOM.  GET AWAY FROM ME WITH EGG SALAD.  On the other hand I don't wanna be in the same room with probably 80, 82.5% of things.  Really not that notable that Get Away From Me With This Thing.  MOST THINGS I don't wanna be involved with.  But YES Deli Salads are VERY VERY MUCH in the .25% of things GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THIS TING.
   Okay.  Probably serve deli salads at some of your Memorial Day BBQS.  If they're doing it like PROS.  They might serve some Deli Salads right?  Haven't been at many BBQs in my life but that seems plausible.  Anyway what should I eat for dinner tonight IF WE KEEP IN MIND its to celebrate Memorial Day.  I guess Vegetable Burger.  Hamburger is the thing most people would eat.  Vegetable Burger is closest thing.  OR maybe vegetable burger would be particularly INSULTING.  It's like hamburger but RUBBING IT IN that it's NOT a hamburger.  Best to eat something completely different.  Not sure WHO is getting INSULTED from me eating a vegetable burger.  Possibly VERY sensitive Dead Veterans Of War.  Either way THEY EARNT THEIR RIGHT TO BE OFFENDED I GUESS.  HERE'S TO THEM!  Whatever.  IF ONLY I HAD CHPIS to pair with vegetable buger.  I got SALTINES.  I got wheat thins.  I got cheez its.  I got pretzels.  I got BBQ Pop Chips.  But if only I had GOOD Potato Chips.  THAT'D HIT TE SPOT.
   Fifth paragarph.  What else is up and crap  Gotta use white bread for Vegetable Burger Bun.  Could be worse.  I could be DEAD OF FRIGHT.  What scared me to death exactly.  Ghost!  Probably.  And then my ghost would scare someone else to death.  IT'S A PYRAMID SCHEME.  That dounesn't sound like a pyramid.  Sounds like some sort of schyeme shure.  But the shape of PYRAMID does NOT come to mind immediately AT ALL.  Anyway.  When you're a ghost HOW INVESTED ARE YOU in being a ghost.  Do you gotta wake up every morning and be like GREAT ANOTHER DAY OF BEING A GHOST.  Or do you just sorta half ass it and are only vaguely invested in it.  Yeah it's YOU but it's only SORTA YOU.  You're there but you're not there.  It's YOU but it's not you.  I dunno I don't know how ghosts work in the real world.  I only know how ghosts work in fiction.  I don't even know how ghosts work in fiction.  Last movie I saw about ghosts was R.I.P.D. and I never even seen that movie at all.
   Sixth paragraph!  Guess I made it past 5 paragraphs.  Might not make the total ten though.  How about Ricky Gervais Automobile Ghosttown.  I think I saw that once.  Parts of it at least.  I BELIEVE he plays a dentist.  You don't forget a thing like that.  I think he should make a big announcement saying From now on I will be going by Richard Gervais.  Please respect my wishes.  And just see what happens.  Something would happen!  Anyway.  What's he up to these days.  Looks like he's got a stand up special coming out next year.  Not sure I'm a huge fan of his stand up.  Not sure I'm a huge fan of any stand up.  I loved stand up comedy when I was younger and then lost interest inversely proportional to when I became invested in writing it myself.  HMM.  Other people are doing it better than me?  NO THANK YOU.  I'M DONE WITH IT FOR NOW.  SEE YA LATER YOU JERKS.  To be fair I just don't really give it a chance.  Just don't put it on!  Maybe if I just CLICKED TEH BUTTON and put on a stand up comedy I'd like it!  Probably would!  STAND UP COMEDY?  HUH?  THESE PEOPLE HAVE NARRATIVES THAT TEY FOLLOW?  I DON'T GET IT.  Huh.
   Maybe that's something I should watch on The Television Set.  Start working through the best The Standing Up Comedy of the last decade.  Seems reasonable.  What else is up.  TO BE FAIR probably need to watch the best standing up comedy of the last decade and a half.  LET'S BE TO BE FAIR.  Okay.  Well, anyway, I dunno.  First thought that comes to mind id JOHN MULANEY.  Not sure where that comes from.  BIG JOHN MULANEY.  Sure I guess.  What else is going on and crap.  Probably not gonna watch any stand up comedy in the immediate future.  PROBABLY will get around to it in another 15 years or so.  MAYBE around 2040.  Watch it with my kids when THEY'RE of age for stand up comedy.  Huh.  That's a good age to watch stand up comedy.  When you're a teenager.  YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT TE WORLD.  You watch some stand up comedy.  PERFECT.  I can CURATE that experience as a parent.
   I don't have any kids coming in on the pipeline right now.  So it might be more than 15 years from now.  But you get the idea I guess.  I probably learnt about the world from George Carlin starting in my PRETEENS but I'm the exception that proves the rule.  So that's good.  Well anyway what else is up.  Feels like I should have gotten George Carlin's autograph at some point.  HE should have done an autograph signing nearby at some point in my childhood.  WHY DIDN'T HE.  He's a comedian.  He doesn't do autograph signings.  He's not a WRESTLER or a Comic Book Artist.  Sure he SIGNS things but it's not like ONE DAY ONLY MEET THE COMEDIAN.  He'll sign stuff before or after the show or whatever.  BUT IT'S INCORPORATED INTO TE SHOW EVENT.  Right?  Is THAT how the world works?  Either way never met the man.  NEVER WILL meet the man.  Too busy being dead.  HE IS.  And I'm too busy being alive.  I guess later on I'll be dead.  We'll both be dead at the same time later on!  So maybe we can meet up then I guess.  That could work.
    Penultimate paragraph.  He doesn't know me from Adam.  Why would he wanna spend time with me In Death.  Probably heard good things about me I guess.  What else is up.  Where's George Carlin from again.  Is it THE BRONX.  NOPE.  He's from UPPER WEST SIDE.  Good for him.  I hope it all works out for him in retrospect.  What else is up and crap.  I guess I ended up writing 10 paragraphs for Act I.  I haven't yet.  But there's nothing stopping me from doing it.  Very little left to go!  WAS IT GREAT?  NO.  Was it terrible?  Sure we can Round It Off to saying It Was Terrible.  I say it wasn't ALL OUT TERRIBLE but if you wanna say It Was Terrible I wouldn't necessarily put up an argument.  Anyway.  My guess is I hit 5 walks today again.  Seems to be the standard amount of walks when I get up real late. 
    OKAY.  SALAD for dinner.  PERHAPS.  What else is up and crap.  I don't know.  DANGIT I think I was halfway into the clip show episode of the Simpsons last night before I went to sleep.  STILL GOTTA FINISH IT when I put the Simpsons back on today.  I ALREAD YSEEN THESE CLIPS FROM THE SIMPSONS BEFORE.  Nothing new here.  YAWN.  You know that sort of thing.  What am I supposed to get out of THAT.  What else.  In a strange way I feel like Chicken Ceasar Salad is appropriate for Memorial Day Dinner.  It's casting against type.  But it works nonetheless.  HMM.  What to pair with it.  NOT HEARTY ENOUGH on its own.  BREAD is obvious answer.  SUSHI is dumb answer.  WOW I like the idea of obvious answer let's go with that.  ANyway that's it for now I'll be back in a little bit.

exactly that makes sense

     Hey friends.  Hows Richard Gervais re-launch going.  HASN'T DONE IT YET.  What's the name of New King again.  Charles.  What's his number.  Is he just King Charles.  Gotta imagine there's a number after his name.  Musta been King Charles in the past.  Looks like he's Charles III.  I've got to imagine there's been more than Two King Charles in the past.  But maybe not of his specific lineage.  The important thing is He's a number that HE'S comfortable with.  HE'S KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN he can be whatever number he damn well pleases.  Anyway.  Is King Of England the fanciest King left on Earth.  Not hte most powerful.  Or the richest.  But just FANCIEST.  I dunno.  I'd probably rathier be Saudian ARabian King.  They probably be trillionaires off the top of my head.  THEN AGAIN THEY ARE BEHOLDEN TO SAIDIAN ARABIAN SPECIAL INTERESTS.  ALSO always gotta be at Saudian Arabain Ribbon Cutting Ceremonies and stuff.  Lots of responsibliities.
    Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  What else is going on and crap.  I just said that.  I know it was fun.  Todays entry is a real snooze fest and also bad in many other regards.  LOTS OF FACTORS in this entry Are Not Good.  SWEET.  It exists though, right.  It's SOMETHING.  It is A THING.  That you are reading.  You are here reading this sentence.  You've made a decision for your life that This Is Better Than Not This.  Well THE ROYAL YOU at least.  Sounds about right.  Anything else good going on for me to write.  Take a shower after upcoming walk.  Nice early evening shower.  Around 4:45, 5:00 PM shower.  WHY NOT.  COULDN'T HURT.  Dangit I still gotta do some laundry.  Great.  Probably just watch a bunch of The Simpsons today for TelevisionTime.  Been working out fine the last few weeks. WILL CONTINUE working out fine for roughly one more week.  THEN I gotta pick up something new.
    Okay.  HEY maybe I try putting on Rocksmith today.  Sounds like a good idea.  It is a good idea.  I probably won't do it.  But it IS a good idea AND IT SOUNDS like a good idea.  So that's fun.  What else is up and crap.  Probably just more podcast for the rest of today's walks.  NOW THAT I TINK AOBUT IT though maybe I'd just enjoy some music.  At the very least I could try listening to some of my own music.  I could Chance listening to that.  Nothing too risky about listening to myself.  What's the worst that could happen from that.  What's the worst that could happen from listening to Other Music.  I DON'T HAVE TIME to get into that.  I HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME.  But I don't have MENTAL ENERGY to start getting into that with myself.  IT'S EMOTIONALLY DRAINING to start considering WHY IT'S RISKY FOR ME TO LISTEN TO POPULAR MUSIC.
    Two paragraphs to go.  Not sure about EMOTIONALLY draining.  The important thing is I Move On With My Life.  Gotta listen to popular music to move on with my life.  KEEP TINGS MOVING.  Nice way to keep life refreshing itself.  POPULAR MUSIC during Daily Walkings.  Listen to What The Kids Are Listening To.  I don't know what the kids are listening to.  SOMEONE is listening to this.  Someone is MAKING IT at least.  Unless it's THE AI.  The important thing is someone OR SOMETHING is making popular music and someone OR SOMETHING is listening to it.  AND MY EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN IT'S GOOD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH to be in on it at point.  HELPS KEEP MY MIND REFRESHED.  That sort of thing.  What about the music that's bad for your mental health.  Well SURE skip over THAT 70% of the music.  I'm talking about the 15% of the music that's GOOD for your mental health.  You know the 5% of music that's just REALLY GOOD.
    Last paragraph of the daytime.  Great!  Pretty sure mission statement of Popular Music is IMPROVE MIDDLE AGED LISTENERS' MENTAL HEALTH.  More or less Main Objective of popular music.  Anyway what else is going on.  I got some dinner coming my way in about 2.5-3 hours!  IT'LL BE A BLAST AND A HALF.  Improve my mental health real good.  Imagine how poor my mental health would be if I didn't have lunch OR dinner today.  POOR.  That's how poor it would be!  BUT I WILL HAVE DINNRE TODAY.  So instead of POOR, today my mental health will be FAIR.  THE bad KIND OF FAIR but FAIR NONETHELESS.  Huh.  I suppose I shouldn't have gotten so sandwich options for meals from super market this week.  Didn't need salami, ham, and vegetable burger.  Coulda done without the ham entirely!  ENTIRELY.  I'll see ya tonight.

Never In A Million Years

     HI FRIENDS!  Am this Act gonna be any good? Could be.  Listened to some more Music on walks.  Partially Real world music.  Partially old My Music.  Partially the song REAL WORLD by Matchbox 20.  You would think that would qualify as just "Real world music."  Accurately!  You would think that accurately.  Anyway.  For the first time perhaps EVER IN MY LIFE while I was listening to My Old Music I was kind of availble to vaguely imaginatiion OTHER instruments complimenting my guitar.  In the sense that I thought HEY this song would be better if there was a bass guitar too!  Or another guitar.  I have no idea on what the other instrument could be playing BUT WHAT A BREAKTHROUGH that there could be another instrument there!  I'M SOME SORT OF GENIUS or something. 
    But the point is the song IS SONG ENOUGH that there is ROOM for an instrument to BE INSTRUMENT ENOUGH for the song to accomodate it.  If someone knew how to play an instrument AND knew how to write music and listened to these songs THEY PROBABLY WOULD KNOW HOW TO ADD TO TE SONG AND MAKE IT COMPLETE SONG.  But also all the credit goes to me.  Even though they just did it.  IN ESSENCE I'M THE ONE WHO WROTE IT BECAUSE I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO DO IT.  It was MY IDEA to do it.  Who cares WHO ACTUALLY DID IT.  MY IDEA, CREDIT SHOULD GO TO ME.  Point is these songs suck to begin with but it's exciting to think that they could suck in a more interesting and pleasing way in an Alternative Universe.  Anyway.  Took five walks today.  Had lasagna for dinner.  Watched several The Simpsons.  Doing This.  ALL THAT CRAP.  Wannyway.  CLosing in on the end of the day.  Going to bed in an hour, hour and a half.  Wheras NORMALLY IN A REAL SCHEDULE if I've been out of bed This Amount Of Time I SHUOLD BE HAVING LUNCH RIGHT AROUND NOW.
    Sure.  What else do I got going on.  Three more paragraphs I gotta write.  That's pretty good.  NOT so many paragraphs in the grand scheme of things.  THERE'S A GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS?  Not sure I like the sound of that.  Seems like a negative thing.  SCHEME.  Got bad connotation.  Off the top of my head NOT A FAN of there being a grand scheme of things.  COULD BE WRONG what do I know NOT MUCH.  Qhatever.  Okay.  Maybe I have iced cream sandwich in 10 minutes MAYBE I DON'T.  Probably Do.  That's what I was imagining going into Me Bringing It Up In The First Place.  SMALL iced cream sandwich.  Not MICRO iced cream sandwich.  But not a big one either.  YEAH.  Figure that couldn't hurt BUT IT COULD HELP.  Help what.  Taste good.  Satisfy sweet tooth.  Make me less hungry.  GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO.  STOP ME from eating Saltines instead.  I'M GONNA RUN OUT OF SALTINES BY THE WEEKS' END.  THE MORE I EAT OTHER TINGS INSTEAD OF SALTINES THE BETTER.  MEANS TE MORE SALTINES I'LL HAVE INSTEAD FOR MORE OTHER SNACKTIMES.
    Penultimate paragraph.  Delicious.  Vanilla.  Might stay up LATE and watch Simpsons.  I don't know why that appeals to me tonight.  Just feels like I wanna stay up slightly later tonight and watch TV while doing it!  Maybe if I stay up later I'll get up earlier.  It is counterintuitive but sometimes Them Counterintuitives PAY OFF.  IT HAPPENS TIME TO TIME.  Wonderful.  I guess.  Hmm.  Maybe watch a film instead of The Simpsons.  First thought that occurred to me was FACE/OFF.  I forget why.  But to be fair not sure why it would occur to me to watch any film OTHER than Face/Off.  So that's good.  Simpsons is still IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT which is an expression that means something relatively close to the sentiment I'm trying to convey.  So that's good I guess.  NOT GOOD BUT GREAT.  Great scheme of things.
    Last paragraph!  What else is up and crap.  If I wake up EARLY in morning tomorrow I WILL ALLOW MYSELF LUNCH.  That should be motivation RIGHT THERE to get up early.  So that's good.  Jeez.  Another successful day down.  Getting close to Spjune.  Or we're already in Spjune.  I don't feel like I'm in Spjune yet.  NOT REALLY really.  I dunno.  I'd like to learn someting.  READ A BOOK or something.  But have it absorbed and be as entertaining as watching a Simpsons episode.  BASICALLY I want to have the same dopamine or Whatever Is Going On In The Brain as Certain Simpson ChemistryHits.  FEELS LIKE YOU'RE SMART BUT IT'S ALSO FUNNY AND ALSO YOU'RE JUST WATCHING TV AND NOT HAVING TO BE BUSY READING OR ANYTHING.  I wanna replicate that.  Or maybe I can just READ a book and it's not funny and I just learn something.  I think I'd like LEARNDING things.  But the reading part is MEH and the NOT FUNNY PART IS MEH.  Hmm.  Anyway that's it for now!  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-9:25 P.M. 

Sunday, May 28, 2023

Everyone Is Bored

     Hey friends.  2:00 PM!  Got back from Walk I a little while ago.  Delightful.  Getting up later and later.  Was gonna skip Pre-Dad walk completely but he happened to let me in on the fact he was gonna take a walk a little bit later and I was had time to take a walk AT THAT VERY MOMENT and I di!  D.  It went okay!  Listened to podcast.  May 28th.  Sunday.  Feels like Memorial Day or something.  Tomorrow is Memorial Day.  Today is Build Up to Memorial Day.  Get ready.  Start studying for Memorial Day with index cards or something.  Memorial Day is for DEAD soldiers and Veterans Day is for LIVING ones.  FASCINATING.  I believe July Fourth is for ones in Suspended Animation.  SPLIT the difference and whatknot.  It's interesting that the main way we celebrate major holidays is by Buying Things.  I don't have a problem with it.  Makes sense.  How ELSE should we celebrate things.  NOTHING ELSE COMES TO MIND.
    QUIET REFLECTION.  Huh.  What IS Quiet Reflection.  I haven't had Quiet Reflection in a Minute.  HEY already going into final day of Imagination Baseball week.  I'm ahead 7-3!  Good deal.  Huh.  Not sure what to do today for meals.  I had black and white cookie a lot earlier for breakfast.  Way before I got up for real.  Dunno if I'll have a lunch or what.  We'''ll see.  Anything good happen yet this entry.  NOPE.  Absoluytely NOTHING.  Several D+ sentences but NOTHING NEW I HAVEN'T SAID BEFORE.  Well, "We''''ll see," is new.  Never said that before.  Not sure why I had to say it NOW.  But it's new.  Never did the We''''ll See bit.  Did it go over well? I have no idea!  Anyway.  Entry is entirely unremarkable so far.  Pretty remarkable in how unremarkable it is.  If you asked Artificial Intelligence to replicate myself.  THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD BE.  WOW I can mimic artificial intelligence.  SOUNDS GOOD.
    Possibly have buffalo wings for lunch. ONce and for all!  I've been having the spare wing here and there.  Somehow still have enough for entire meal.  Musta started off with 9 or 10.  I still have 6 or 7 I believe.  AMAZING.  Maybe started off with Greater than 10.  It's possible!  HOW WOULD ARTIFICIAL INTElLIGENCE KNOW THAT.  WHAT KIND of artificial intelligence would Be Able To Riff on hey I bet some Super Market would give Crazysheet Greater Than Ten Chicken Wings at some point for some reason.  Well I guess they might know that.  No reason Artificial Intelligence can't have its finger in the pie of scanning the internet for World Wide Web Super Market Offerings.  WHY WOULDN'T it know that sort of thing.  Good.  Looks like they may have reached some sort of Debt Ceiling agreement.  That rank and file Republicands and Democrants are both unhappy with.  Yep.  That's the only possible outcome that could have come out of this.  Am I happy about it?  SURE.  I LIKE IT WHEN THE ONLY POSSIBLE OUTCOME THAT COULD COME OUT OF TINGS HAPPEN.  WHEW.
    Fourth paragraph.  I say we should be focusing on THE DEBT FLOOR.  Gotta make sure that we have A CERTAIN FLOOR AMOUNT OF DEBT AT ALL TIME that we don't go under.  Makes sense.  Probably DOES for some reason.  I BET THERE IS good economic reason that for some reason it's great Economic Reason to have a Debt Floor.  YEAH.  Anyway I dunno.  Maybe only write a 5 paragraph Act I.  We'll see. Sure.  I guess.  What else do I got going on for me and crap.  Could always just abandon this entry.  SO DEEP INTO IT ALREADY.  Four paragraph!  Pretty much.  I am not FOUR PARAGRAPH DEEP.  Four paragraphs haven't been written.  But you get the idea.  Hmm.  Buffalo Wing container says it contains 1 LB of wings.  I don't think it's EXACT though.  How many oz is one wing though.  I DON'T KNOW.  Could be ONE oz.  Could be SEVENTY oz. We have no way of knowing exactly because OZ can only be measured in Fluid Oz and buffalo wings are solid.
    Fifth paragraph!  Let's call it an act after this one.  Why not.  Cut some corners.  That's the way to go!  Maybe just skip lunch again today.  Worked out okay yesterday.  Makes sense.  Cut some corners there, too!  I guess.  Listen to some more podcast on upcoming walk.  Could be worse.  Not the most entertaining podcast but it'll get the job done.  Huh.  Maybe I can make the post entercaining modcast.  AAlso the premise is I'm a MOD from 1960's Great Britiain.  Anyway.  I CAN'T DO 98.75% of Adult Jobs but IF PRESSED I COULD PROBABLY FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO PODCASTING.  Not in ONE DAY.  But over the course of a few months I could put together all the disparate skills required.  Huh.  IF ONLY I LIKED TALKING TO PEOPLE.  And IF ONLY PEOPLE LIKED LISTENING TO ME.  Thems the breaks I guess.  Gonna go take a walk now.   
   
   

i think i speak for everyone

     Hey friends!  Got back from walk II.  More podcast.  More QUIET REFLECTION on podcast.  I think.  Vaguely don't remember anything about it.  Oh right they were talking about things during the podcast.  Probably CRACKED WISE about topics.  I listen to comedy podcasts PERSONALLY.  Interview comedy podcasts.  Mostly.  INTERSECTION between comedy podcasts and interview podcasts.  So that's good.  Looks like I'm gonna skip lunch today.  WHAT are my options for dinner.  Buffalo Wings, Chicken Ceasar Salad, Beef Lasagna, herbed chicken with sweet potatoe and broccoli, vegetable burger, ham sandwich, chicken parm, or sushi.  Wow that's a lot of options.  MORE THAN I REALIZED.  Oddly salad is the most exciting to me.  Haven't had it in a while.  We'll see how I feel later on though. Huh.  Got 2 beers in fridge.  Probably get more today.  On Walk IV.  This was a good paragraph.  On account of IT'S OVER.  Hmm sounds like ALL THE PARAGRAPHS I'VE EVER WRITTEN ARE GOOD.  On account of they're all over.  Wow.  I just realized that.  I've written SO SO MANY good paragraphs.  THEY'RE ALL OVER.
    Hmm.  It's true.  I'm looking back on a couple of paragraphs in my mind and they ARE ALL DONE WITH.  No complaints there.  I have too many meals for the week if I'm not having any lunches.  WELL if they overflow into the next week that's not a big deal.  They'll be fresh an extra few days.  Great.  Is it possible I can re-arrange WIRES and crap such that I can attach Xbix3670 to Midshelf Speakers more directly.  So there's no guitar lag.  Why am I asking you.  You don't know.  Also you can't answer me.  Also you WOULDN'T answer me even if you could and you had an answer.  We're FUEDING.  Oh.  Okay.  I probably wouldn't eat salad today.  Gotta be more exciting things than lettuce.  Hmm how about herbed chicken.  HERB.  When I was a kid people called people HERB as an insult.  Like a synonym for GAY or something.  Not really my friend group.  But I knew PEERS outside my friend group said it.  I hear it AROUND THE SCHOOL YARD.  Not sure what it meant.  If I heard it TODAY in same context I'd guess it was short for HERBIVORE which is like Vegetarian which is like SOYBOY.  I don't think that was a thing 20-25 years ago though.  Not convinced it's a thing today either!
    Third paragraph!  Dad offered to drive me to super market to pick up beer so I wouldn't have to carry it on my walk home and I declined his offer.  I should have accepted!  YES it's not out of my way to pick it up ON THE WALK.  But it is slightly inconviniencing to carry an 18 pack of beer for 15 minutes walking.  I don't have to walk any MORE.  But now I have to carry it for 15 minutes.  KINDA INCONVINIENT.  But it's not a big deal.  Dad was gonna warm up car anyway.  Driving me to super market isn't really going out of his way to do anything extra himself.  STILL.  I appreciate the offer!  I'm gonna shoulder this beer burden myself, though!  Amazing.  Hmm.  Maybe I only get a 12 pack.  I have only 5 nights before I re-up with beer again.  I have 2 beers already in fridge.  12 beers is more than enough.  I ONLY KNEED 12 pack.  Good deal.  What else is up.  Anything good happen yet this act.  Sure.  I realized I've written Tens of thousands of great paragraphs because THEY'RE ALL OVER AND DONE WITH.  Gotta be hundreds of thousands of great paragraphs. MILLIONS.
    Well I musta written millions of paragraions IN MY LIFE.  Not for CRAZYSHEET.  I dunno.  "Paragraions."  Microsoft FrontPage is confident I'm either trying to say perorations or Paraguayans.  What's peroations.  I know Paraguayations is People or THINGS fron Paraguay.  Huh.  THE CONCLUDING PART OF A SPEECH TYPICALLY INTENDED TO INSPIRE ENTHUSIASM IN THE AUDIENCE.  Wow.  I like that word.  Gonna have to remember that one.  I won't but It'd be SWEET if I did.  Is there an intense rivalry between Paraguay and Uruguay. Because of the suffix.  My guess is YES OF COARSE.  How come Argentina is acting as MEDIATOR to make sure Paraguay and Uruguay aren't touching.  Because they're FUEDING.  Without Argentina coming between them they'd be Fussing and Fighting all the time.  Well that's good I guess.  What else is up and crap.  Also the insult Herb is a STRONG H.  It's not pronounced 'Erb.  Just wanted to make that perfectly clear.
    Fifth paragraph!  Amazing.  Haven't snacked today in a few hours.  That's a good sign.  AMAZING.  I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING IN AN ENTIRE TWO HOURS.  Well it's progress at least.  What else is up.  Baseball Team CHOKING today.  All because of One Bad Pitching Performance so far.  Ruining my entire week THIS ONE JERK.  We''''l see what happens over the next few hours.  Anyway.  Why would you inspire enthusiasm AT THE END of your speech.  You're about to leave.  What good would enthusiasm do you THEN.  YOU'RE OUTTA THERE. You got no STAKE in anything afterwards.  Lasagna.  Salad.  Herbed Chicken.  Got a few interesting options for dinner tonight in about 3 hours presumably.  Good deal.  Probably gonna take five walks again today.  Final walk being After Dinner.  THEN WE'RE TALKIN ACT III!  Delightful.  Entry so far today solidly Worthless!  Not bad!  I'll see ya tonight and whatknot.

Way To Go!

     Hey friends.  Time to write the last act of the day.  Probably just five paragraphs.  Maybe I sneak in some more though!  Got back from Walk V just now.  Post dinner.  Had 'erbed Chicken with sweet potatoe and broccoli and HALF a San Fransisco Roll for dinner.  GOOD STUFF.  Reasonable amount of snack over the day.  WILL have reasonable amount of snack for the night.  FAIR AMOUNT I PREDICT but Responsible Fair Amoint.  Friar Amount.  THEY'LL be forced to let me into the Friar's Club.  Not sure what a Friar is.  Is is (A) a clown (B) an actor (C) a Stage Performer or (D) Mideval Times.  Huh.  Picked up some Coors Light on Walk IV.  I liked the box design.  The design on the box is like the regular Coors Light design but FADED.  And I don't think it was just that this box was sitting around for a few months. I think ALL The boxes were like this.  I think they designed 12 packs of coors light to look FADED for some reason.  OR maybe this super market had old boxes of coors light from 2019.  Huh.  Either way DEElightful.
    Wow.  Presumably watch something on TV that isn't Not the Simpsons.  Possibly trick myself into watching The Babadook or something though.  Use TRICKERY to get myself to watch a Major Motion Picture.  Closing in on on the end of May.  Only four more days to go until June.  Something along those lines.  That's good.  Showered myself today.  Used new bar of soap.  Used old pump of shampoo.  Worked out good.  Doing way less sit-up/push-up for my rights the last few weeks.  Dropped from 20 sets of each a day to AROUND THREE.  WANNA GET BACK UP TO AROUND 10.  No reason I can't do 10 a day.  IT TAKES UP NO TIME.  Takes up no effort.  JUST DO TEN ADAY.  DON'T BE DUMB.  That reminds me I'd like to eat something right about now.  But on the other hand I'm Not Gunna!  JUST REALIZED THREE DAY WEEKEND.  Tomorrow IS THE WEEKEND.  I will TRY MY BEST to feel thusly.  Really.  I am gonna try to wake up tomorrow and have it feel like The Weeknd.
    WILL I SUCCEEED of course not.  But will I try?  Also of course not.  But will I try?  Still, no, of course not, like I just said earlier just now.  Huh.  Not a fan of people doing BarBQues on patches of grass they have outside their house that REALLY ISN'T A LAWN.  This is NOT enough space to have a picnic BBQ.  You got a nice CITY ORDAINED 5x5 foot patch of grass THAT AIN'T EVEN YOURS between your house and the sidewalk and you got a grill going on and I DON'T KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT.  ACTUALLY I LOVE IT BUT FOR SOME REASON I STARTED OFF TALKING ABOUT IT BY SAING I DON'T LIKE IT.  The idea really is I Wanted To Call Attention To Me Noticing This Happening but the only thing I could think to say about it was, "I Don't Like It."  IT HAPPENED.  And the only qualification I could think to make about it was I DON'T LIKE IT.  So that's all that I said about it.  THAT BRINGS US UP TO DATE.  WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON.
   Penultimate paragraph.  I'd participate in some BBQs.  Eat some hamburger or hot dog.  Grilled chicken sandwich!  IT'S ALL GOOD.  What else might they be serving at BBQS.  HOT FOOD I mean.  Not chips.  I like chips but I'm not filling up on chips at the BBQS.  I THINK I COVERED ALL THE HOT FOODS THEY'RE SERVING.  Maybe these days they serve IMPOSSIBLE BURGERS at Home Spun BBQs.  Can you buy Impossible Burger Patties at your local Grocer Butcheries.  Surely you can buy vegetable burger patties.  Possibly they market the vegetable burger patties as Impossible Burger Patties.  WHY NOT IT'S FOR FUNSSAKE.  I guess.  How many more lunch/dinners do I have to last me through the end of Thursday.  ASSUMING I have one vegetable burger and one ham sandwich.  SEVEN.  Unless buffalo wings never manifests as a meal.  And just gets picked apart here and there as snacks.  GOOD LETS DO THAT.  Six.  YEAH.
    Ugh.  UGH I SAY.  AARGH I MIGHT EXPLODE INTO.  I can't be eating LUNCHES.  I eat too many snacks.  ALSO I'M ONLY AWAKE NINE HOURS A DAY.  Too short amount of time to be eating three meals a day.  So that's good.  What else do I have going on for me in my lifetime.  Figure I can eat some bread when this entry is over.  Probably onion roll.  That seems like the logical way to go about my lifetime.  Huh.  DOCTOR NICK RIVIERA IS REALLY SHORT.  Was watching a scene with him and maybe it's unique to this one episode but he is shorter than other adult male Simpson characters!  FINALLY A ROLE MODEL FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME.  MOVE OVER MOLEMAN a slightly better Simpsons Role Model has been unlocked.  Before it was Moleman.  He was the best short adult male role model.  NOW it's Dr. Nick.  THAT'S probably the best I'll have to settle for.  Hmm.  Iguess that's it for now.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:37 P.M. 
   

Saturday, May 27, 2023

Makes Me Chuckle Internally

     Hey friends.  1:28 PM!  Another day of getting up late.  Listened to some music on my walk.  NEW IN ALTERNATIVE playlist.  Went in one ear and out the other.  HOW THE HELL do I know what was Going Out of my other ear.  I can't say what the outside of my head was absorbing.  I CAN say that the one ear it was going on was LEFT ear and IF IT WAS going out another ear woulda been right ear.  That's how the assembly line works.  LEFT TO RIGHT.  STAGE LEFT TO RIGHT.  Ate dumb Crystal Shrimp Dumplings when I got home from walk.  I was supposed to have those tiny dumplings augment my Part II of Chinese Food for lunch!  NOW I GOTTA DIP INTO SOMETHING ELSE to complete PART II of Chinese food.  Possibly dip into buffalo wings. Which would mean I don't have enough buffalo wings for ANY LUNCH AT ALL EVER.  NOW Buffalo wings are just ALL DONATION SIDES for other things here and there throughout the week.  WHICH WORKS FINE I GUESS.
     Wow.  I ATE a dumb black and white cookie for breakfast earlier.  IT WAS GREAT I GUESS.  Who can say for sure.  Had some intense dreaming last night.  Can't remember most of it but boy oh boy was it intense.  What do I got in store for today.  ALSO keep in mind While Starting To Talk About what I got in store for today I WILL START WRITING WELL.  The entry will become WORTH READING somehow.  Huh.  I got to write the entry for today.  What I have to do for today is compose the good entry for today.  That sounds like A Difficulty.  What's going on in the news.  THERE IS NO NEWS.  The last HALF YEAR the news has been HEY HOW ABOUT THAT DEBT CEILING WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WIT THAT.  The powerful have carefully constructed things such that THEY NEVER HAVE TO DO HARDLY ANYTHING.  THAT'S WHATS IN THE NEWS.  Oh okay good time to get some coffee.
    No news is better than good news.  That's how that saying goes.  That sounds about right.  Maybe have delicious San Francisco Treat roll with Chinese Food instead of buffalo wings.  Meaning I STILL have enough buffalo wings for a Meal I believe.  Anyway.  Not sure when I should have lunch.  If I have lunch POST Walk III POST Act II that's a REAL LATE LUNCH.  I guess we'll see.  ANYWAY getting close to catching up to point in Simpsons where I was at a couple of weeks ago already.  I WAS AT SEASON SEVEN OR EIGHT 3 or so weeks ago.  NOW I'M UP TO halfway through season 4.  AMAZING.  When I catch up to season seven or eight I SAY I switch up and watch some other ADULT cartoon.  Possibly VERY adult cartoon.  DOUBLE if not TRIPLE X.  What kinda pornography gonna run ya TWO x's not but three.  Hmm.  I"m imagining it in my mind. ...Gonna have trouble continuing with the entry now.  Cause I wanna KEEP IMAGINING IT and not write naymore.  JUST WANNA KEEP IMAGINING XX pornography.
    Oh okay that's good.  That's not necessarily ACCURATE.  It's more of a JOKE.  Sometimes I say things meant for CHORTLES not for ACCURACIES.  Anyway.  Should be able to fit in 4 or 5 walks today.  Not bad!  Wearing my last clean shirt today.  Possibly EVER.  I don't see how I could ever manage to wear another clean shirt in my life ever again.  Well I guess I could BUY a new shirt at some point.  Assuming there are clean shirts out there that nobody has worn yet.  Probably are.  STASTICALLY must be some shirts out there nobody has worn yet.  ODDISTICALLY the stats are there must be.  Anyway button down shirt.  Warm day outside.  Combine those two Data Points and I WORE NO JACKET today.  Wow!  Still got 4 cans of beer in fridge.  Don't need to buy new beer today.  CAN get it tomorrow if I feel like it.  WOW!
    Fifth paragraph.  Six paragraphs to go for the act.  I can, "Dig," that.  Dig Dug.  Some sort of Windows 95 computer game.  I wanna say you start off at Ground Level and then Dig In The Dirt for some reason.  Could be WAY off base with this.  Not sure I have any of these details right.  Important thing is I'd watch DOUG sure.  Nickelodeon's Doug IDEALLY.  I'd watch Disney's Doug, too, I GUESS.  But Nickelodeon's Doug blows Disney's Doug OUT OF THE WATER into the AIR and then onto some LAND.  Doug wears grean sweatshirt.  I don't think this is really up for debate.  Except for how to spell, "Grean."  REASONABLE PEOPLE can have REASONABLE CONVERSATION about that.  Anyway.  Possibly go to PODCAST on walk II or III.  DEFINITELY.  Just not sure whether I go to podcast on II or III.  It's a tough one.  A very tough one.  TOUGH LIKE MEAT.  What does that mean.  Important thing is halfwaytrhough act.
    I guess.  More the last 36 hours since I started back up with Lunches than I wanted.  STILL TIME TO TURN IT ARONUD.  Always time to turn it around.  As long as I'm alive I've got time to turn things around.  I think.  Even if I'm dead I've got time to turn things around. I think.  As long as TIME EXISTS there's time to turn things around.  EVEN IF TIME CEASES TO EXIST there's the promise that TIME MIGHT COME BACK INTO PLAY.  As long as there's the outside chance TIME MIGHT COME BACK INTO PLAY there's time to turn things around.  Anyway.  I guess I can even SKIP lunch today.  WHY SHUOLD I DO SUCH A THING.  Gotta do something.  1 or 0. Yes Or No.  ANALOG OR DIALOG.  The MATRIX.  CODES.  You wouldn't understand.  I don't understand.  WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF.  Wipe flop sweat from my forehead.  I thought I would have to explain it to people.  But I don't!  Can't!  I don't get it either! 
    Seventh paragraph.  Four paragraphs to go.  Speayking of The Matrix how's the month of MAY...tricks... GOING.  Several days left.  But in spirit we're onto SPJUNE.  I don't like SPJUNE so far but maybe we're slowly building up towards something worthwhile.  ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.  SPJUNE might be worth something to someone at some point for some reason.  CAN'T RULE IT OUT COMPLETELY.  Can't rule out the idea that a period of 5 weeks will have SOME VALUE to several, I dunno, hundred thousand people?  Across the world?  OUT OF BULLIONS of people?  MAYBE I CAN BE ONE OF THE LUCKY FHUW?  It's a significant amount of time.  IT HAS TO BE FULLED WITH SOMETHING.  LET'S JUST MAKE IT WORTHWHILE.  DUH.  WHY NOT.  RIGHT.  Then again good practical joke to just waste 35 days completely.  That'll get MY GOAT as well as Others. Haha wasted yer time.  More of yer time.  Not the highest stakes practical joke, not the lowest stakes!  NICE MIDDLE STAKE JOKE.  WASTED AN ENTIRE MONTH OF YOUR LIFE.  GOTCHA.  Makes sense to me.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Month of life wasted is LONG.  12 x 80?  ONE OVER THAT?  That's a SIZABLE FRACTION PORTION OF YER LIFE.  YOU JERK YOU JUST WASTED A SIZABLE PORTION OF MY LIFE.  I OUGHTA KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF.  At least the Wasting Of Life is reciprical probably.  Your life can't be THAT seized from the wasteland.  IT EVENS OUT PRETTY WELL.  GOOD then you can knock my block off too to make up for me knocking yours off..  That's fair too I guess.  Huh.  Maybe I should just NOT knock your block off.  Then you wouldn't have to knock mine off.  Huh.  Hmm.  Sounds fair.  SOUNDS VERY FAIR.  ANYWAY.  Not sure I ever got into a fist fight with anyone.  Not sure I ever got into a kick fight with anyone.  Never was in a BATTLE at all.  I can think of 2 or 3 instances where things got DICEY but I don't think things ever got REAL.  GOOD.  Unless I'm Dead Right Now and I'm a Ghost because someone knocked my block off in a fist fight and I don't realize it.  Then that's that.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Good deal.  What else is up and crap.  Besides Chinese Food, what am I having for OTHER meal today.  Possibly anohter sandwich.  Ham sandwich perhaps.  I can imagine enjoying a sandwich again today.  THEN AGAIN YA NAVER KNOW.  Also maybe I just have one meal today.  About 10-15% chance I just have one meal.  Oh Okay That's Good.  LASAGNA.  Lots of good options.  Anyway.  Hmm Nice 250 Year Declaration Of Independence Anniversary coming up in a few years.  WOW WHO CARES.  I know they celebrated bicentennial in 1976. But what's so important about Declaration of Independence. I  Mean SURE IT's important.  But it didn't ESTABLIUSH America.  We didn't instantly BECOME America.  I dunno.  If we have to celebrate anything I SAY we celebrate ratification of Constitution.  That's when we BECOME America.  THAT'S MY WARM TAKE.  Celebrating biccential makes sense if we're specifically doing it to Stick It to England.  If the subtext of celebrating bicentennial is HEY FUCK YOU GREAT BRITIAN then YES that makes a ton of sense.  DON'T THINK that was the subtext though.
    Last paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  Internet says that they were celebrating Biccentential in the mid 1970's IN GENERAL.  Not really just in 1976 specific.  I guess not specifically about Decleration Of Independence.  Although that IS shorthand for The Generic Point Of Biccenential.  THE IMPORTANT THING IS SHUT UP ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND.  Also Constitution wasn't ratified until 1780's I'm sure.  1787.  GET OUT OF HERE WITh THAT BULLSHIT.  Anyway.  Probably listen to some more music on Walk II.  See how that goes for now. Or listen to a podcast instead.  See how that goes for now.  Figure one of those two things is the right direction to go in for my life choices.  Anyway this entry isn't great so far. Solid D+ though.  Well TENUOUS D+ but you get the idea.  I'll be back in a little bit.
  

ain't that the tooth

     Hi friends!  Got back from walk II.  Listened to podcast.  THINK I'm just gonna have one meal tonight.  Chinese Food!  That'll be in about 3.5 hours.  That'll be good.  I AM WARM right now.  HEATWISE.  Uncomfortableso.  I don't like it.  Anyway.  Oh right I should do some laundry today.  Just occurred to me.  No more clean shrits.  I have unclean shirts.  Put one and three together-- do some laundry!  Whatever.  Gonna be done with ACTS I and II of the day pretty soon.  Those are main chores of the day.  Pretty soon I get to watch A LOT OF TELEVISION.  That's presumably main Leisure Point of the day.  Get to lay in bed.  Turn my neck at acute degree.  Wait that doesn't sound good.  What kind of degree am I turning my neck.  Lemme LTURQ.  AH OBTUSE ANGLE.  I might watch Television AT OBTUSE ANGLES.  FINALLY WE'RE MAKING SOME PROGRESS or something.  I don't know what that means.  Yes I do NOTHING.  It means NOTHING.  It's TERRIBLE.
   Horrible.  What other kinda angle we talking about.  RIGHT angles of course.  STRAIGHT angles.  That makes sense.  Straight angle is the ABSENSE of angles.  Something called a REFLEX angle.  What's THAT.  Greater than 180 degree.  Interesting.  I don't remember that from Math Class.  VAGUELY REMEMBER IT FROM CAFETERIA though.  MMM cafeteria.  Delightful.  Hey that's the most SimpsonsMind I've ever done.  MMM cafeteria.  In my 34.5 years ON EARTH.  MOST SIMPSONS-CHARACTER-MIND POINT IVE EVER BEEN EVER.  Wasn't terrible.  Worse ways to live your life than MMM Cafteria. 19 out of 20 BETTER ways to live your life.  NOT GREAT WAY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE.  That's NOT THE WAY TO GO to live your Actual Human Real World Adult Man Life.  BUT hey could be worse I guess why not.  "Full Rotatoin" angle which means 360 degrees.  THAT COVERS ALL THE ANGLES.  How about if its over 360 degrees.  YEAH HOW BOUT IT.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Not happy about having to write an entire three paragraphs.  That sounds like a lot.  What else is going on and crap.  SATURDAY.  Right?  Saturday Fun Day.  Wonder waht that's supposed to mean.  Gotta start a new bar of soap today.  Gonna be honest.  DIDN'T USE SOAP YESTERDAY.  There was no soap!  Didn't realize that going into the deal!  Stepped out of the shower halfway through to retrieve soap from outside the shower BUT COULDN'T FIND SOAP ELSEWHERE in bathroom either!  GAVE UP ON SOAP COMPLETELY for yesterday shower.  Today gonna have to get soap from outside my personal bathroom GOING INTO the entire deal.  Huh.  Anyway.  Water wasn't pooling AT ALL after shower yesterday.  NOT A BIT.  Maybe a small bit but HARDLY AT ALL.  GOOD DEAL.  Wow!  WOW. 
    Two paragraphs to go.  I feel like if I rub enough shampoo into my skin that should get the job done.  ENOUGH shampoo should do what a small amount of regular soap would have done.  I KNOW IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, I DON'T CARE.  What else is up.  What to pair with Chinese Food for today.  Maybe pair 2 Buffalo Wings.  Maybe something else.  I don't KNOW.  Huh maybe I pair an entire Cup O Noodles.  That's probably too much though.  Also I'd have to figure out how to use new weird electricity powered kettle.  Oh well no time like the immediate future.  Good deal.  COULD ALWAYS EAT 2/3rds of cup of noodles.  Nobody would be the wiser but you me and the hole in the wall. Is that a phraes.  It's You Me and SOMETING In the wall.  What ELSE would it be besides The Hole.  WHAT THE HELL ELSE is in the wall Besides The Hole.  Hmm.  Some sort of stuffed animal head mounted on the wall.  That's all I can think off that's on walls.  HOLES and Meese Head.  Meese is moose plural.
    Oh okay good.  Last paragraph.  Just took a look at Chinese Food.  I think entire cup o noodles is warranted to pair with what I got left.  That'll happen in Oh I Don't Know THREE HOURS.  I wonder what kind of cup o noodles I ahve.  I BET it's cup o noodles brand cup o noodles.  I bet it's chicken flavored.  I HOPE on both counts.  BOTH of those would be IDEAL situatoins.   SO that's good.  FIVE walkss seems very likely for today.  Putting together the pieces of what today will look like and WHEN it will look like.  FIVE walks lookin' very likely.  Amazing.  Feels like I'm gonna get into a groove of writing Good Entries starting in about a week.  NOT SO FAR OFF.  Just gotta POWER THROUGH These Worthless Entries while they're happening.  That's how I feel.  They're not worthless.  They're bringing us closer to SEMI-WORTHWHLIE Entries.  So that's pretty good I guess I'll see ya later tonight.
 

I'd Like This To End Please

     Hey friends!  Got back from Fifth Walk!  Took it POST DINNER.  Had But The 1 Meal today.  Chinese Food plus CupONoodles.  Used new ELECTRICITY BASED water kettle.  Interesting.  I believe it was invented by James Watt.  WATT IN TEH WORLD.  Listened to some more Podcast on walks today.  No more mousiac. The important thing is I'M IN PAIN.  Slight pain.  Not sure how.  Forehead headache.  Kinda too warm.  My EYES hurt.  Feel tired.  Taken seperately NOT MUCH but combined I ACHE SICKLY.  What else do I got going on for me.  Reasonable amount of eating today thus far.  That's goodly.  Never did my laundry.  Got new bar of soap though.  I'm ALL OVER new bar of soap.  Didn't USE new bar of soap.  Never got around to using shower.  Takign shower.  Leaving shower.  Whatever.  Gettoffmybackaboutit.
    Four paragraphs to go.  I guess.  That should be good.  Ate a slice of bread just now.  DESSERT.  Slice of white bread.  Ate 2/3rds of it rolled up into a ball as the last bite.  THAT WAS THE BEST PART.  I wish I had more bread to eat right now.  Hmm I do have more bread to eat if I want it.  IT'S THERE IF IT WANT IT.  Huh.  Possibly WILL want it.  Later.  Not this second.  It IS there if I want it not just in a Purely Theoretically Fashion but in a Semi TANGIBLE PRACTICAL FASHION.  IT MAY COME INTO PLAY IN.  THE.  REAL.  WORLD.  So that's good.  Feels like there's pressure on you to make toast if you wanna have bread as a snack.  Just FEELS LIKE if you're gonna have a snack hey have a piece of toast is more accepted by Society than just having a slice of bread.  Probably because of subliminal messaging by Big Toaster.  GOD DAMN BIG TOASTER.  IS THERE A CORNER OF OUR LIFE THAT BIG TOASTER HASN'T MARKED.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Gotta get me a Steam Powered Toaster.  That's the next thing.  What's the greatest thing since sliced bread.  I'm gonna say TOASTED Sliced Bread.  ALso how can you toast bread until its sliced.  IF THEY NEVER SLICED BREAD you'd never have toast.  RIght?  You can toast a loaf of bread theoretically.  Just wouldn't be quite the same.  Be toasted on THE OUTSIDE I Guess. ...Hmm.  I'm not able to imagine what Toasting A Loaf Of Bread would mean exactly.  Because I'M SOME SORT OF IDIOT.  I should be able to picture what it would come out as Exactly.  INSTEAD I'M ONLY COMING UP WITH 2 or 3 ROUGH IDEAS and I'm not sure which one is accurate OR IF ANY OF THEM ARE ACCURATE.  Not sure what toasting bread woud look like if we never sliced the bread.  GOOD I'M GLAD IT'S A GOOD TING I DON'T KNOW WHAT THINGS MEAN OR ARE IN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSES WHERE TINGS ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT.  Keeps me on my toes.
    Penultimate paragraph.  That should be good.  I guess.  Maybe I should try to skip lunches going forward.  I don't want to gain weight.  And snacking SEEMS like it's gonna be hard to give up.  FOR EXAMPLE I am eating saltines as I am writing these sentences.  AS I AM WRITING I am eating 100% of the time RIGHT NOW meaning that the likelihood I can restrain from eating snacks moving foward is VERY IMpromising.  HOWEVER if I skip lunches like I was doing for a few weeks without a problem HEY THAT'S NOT A BIG DEAL also you know what I'D LIKE SOME MORE CRACKERS RIGHT NOW but it's responsible because I also just finished a beer so I also need to get a new beer so it's the healthy thing to do.  Well that's good.  Guess I got one more paragraph to write.  THEN we'll see what's what!
    Okay.  Accidently left in a PEA in the cup o noodles.  They have 3-5 little dried out peas floating around on top of the block of dry noodles before you pour in the hot water.  I normally pick out all them peas.  ACCIDENTALLY LEFT ONE IN TODAY.  Managed to EAT AROUND IT though when I was eating the soup.  STILL THOUGH NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE ENTIRE SITUATION.  ONLY HAPPY WITH ABOUT 92.5% OF THE SITUATION.  NOWHERE NEAR CLOSE TO 100%.  So that's good.  Am I just watching more SIMPSONS tonight.  Feels like I might wanna put on a movie.  Maybe even a SHUTTER: The Screaming Service film.  Hmm.  What would be a good option there.  Maybe watch THE BABADOOK. I already seen it a while back but I don't remember it that well.  Give it another shot to make a memory on my brains.  That shuold be good.  ANyway.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-8:34 P.M.

Friday, May 26, 2023

You Seem Pretty On The Ball

     Hey friends. 12:12 PM!  Got back from Walk I after accepting Super Market delivery.  Gonna wait until after I finish this act to take walk II.  Then  Gonna eat into when my Dad normally takes his walk with my Walk II.  WENT OVER IT WITH HIM.  He's okay with it.  Probably should be able to finish the 10 paragraphs in quick enough time that I don't eat into his Walking Time TOO much.  Do those sentences make sense.  My feeling is they make CLOSE enough sense that you're like I THINK I GET TEH IDEA even though they were phrased POORLY, RATHER POORLY.  Anyway.  How many times have I said Dan Rather should have a podcast called Would You Rather and the premise is blah blah blah.  Because Whatever the answer is NOW THE ANSWER IS Plus One More Times.  Re-upped with soda amongst other things.  Drinking some as we speak.  Oranged.  How many times have I drank orange soda in my life.  Hmm.  40,000 times in my life?  50,000?  Maybe around there.  I dunno.  Hard to say.  Seems like a vaguely good rough guess though.
    Super Market delivered me no beer.  I guess I will have to pick up beer on a walk.  Then set it down on a Home.  Looks like I might be going to an Extended Family get together in a month.  That's the impression I'm under.  Should be intresting.  Haven't seen these people in 3.5 years.  That's a long time.  Over a third of a decade.  I can't even imagine home much these jerks have aged.  And that's just the ADULT jerks.  Imagine how much the KID jerks have aged.  The important thing is I have matured as well.  For example now I... uh... hmm.  Whem.  Erm.  Aaah.  Written a lot more nonsense paragraphs and titles in the last few years.  I haven't GROWN as a person or increased my CAREER or family or SOCIAL life.  BUT PARAGRAPHS?  Sure.  Also I haven't gotten better at writing.  Or written anything GOOD.  But I've written a Fair AMOUNT. Not THAT MUCH.  Hmm.  Maybe I should write something good.  Just occurred to me.   WHAT IF I TRIED TO WRITE SOMETHING GOOD.  Coffee time.
   Is there another kind of thing I could try writing?  Like a novel?  Novel sounds intimidating.  Not in terms of oh what a grand undertaking.  In terms of novel is intimidating to READ.  Not in terms of oh what a grand undertaking.  In terms of novel is TOO INTENSE.  TOO HEAVY.  GOT THEMES AND STUFF.  I can't HANDLE themes.  I don't wanna touch on themes TOO SERIOUS.  What if I only touched on light themes.  THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.  CAN'T BE DONE.  What if I tried REALLY HARD to only touch on light themes.  REALLY hard.  Hmm.  Alright off on the wrong foot.  ALREADY a difficult theme Trying To Avoid Difficult Themes.  Not the MOST difficult theme but NOT GREAT NONETHELESS.  Anyway.  Write me a Simpsons spectator script.  "C" plot has to do with Moleman.  WHAT'S THE PROBLEM.  Gotta figure out an "A" and/or "B" plot.  Oh so THAT'S the problem.  Do I still have FINAL DRAFT CDROM.  And if I do does it still work.  My guess is No & No.  Huh.
   Fourth paragraph.  LUNCH today.  Right now I'm leaning towards buffalo wings.  How many?  I'm leaning towards six.  How many is six?  I'm leaning towards six.  Wonderful.  Listened to podcast on Walk I.  I dunno what to listen to on Walk II.  Probably moe podcasting.  Not sure I'm ready for music. I THOUGHTI would be ready for music but ya know what?  NOT READY FOR MUSIC.  Breakfast burrito for breakfast earlier.  Hey that's great.  NOT SURE when I'm gonna have lunch today.  I was gonna have it around 2:00.  GOING INTO today that's what I was thinking.  HOWEVER I'm gonna be writing Act II then.  Throwing everything out of WHACHK.  So we'll see what happen.  What's a thing people write besides novels and Spectator Scripts.  FUNNY LISTS.  Lists of what.  I DUNNO.  JUST LISTS OF THINGS.  FUNNY ITEMS.  Huh.  Lemme think about that one.  Or forbid it.  I don't care.  Not gonna think about it either way probably.
    Wow.  Exciting re-uppance with Super Market today.  Gonna eat less snacks than I've been eating the last week or two BUT it's nice to have the snacks in place for the snacks I will eat.  REAL ABUNDANCE of crackers and bread.  NEW KIND OF BREAD too.  I got a sneak peek at this new kind of roll and let me tell you it looked ok to be honest I didn't really register what the roll looked like BUT THE CONTAINER THE ROLL CAME IN looked kinda dull.  Not thrilled with the bag the new rolls came in.  But that doesn't bother me.  I Don't CARE about that.  Makes NO DIFFERENCE on my life one way or another OR EVEN A THIRD OR FIFTH way.  What else is going on and crap.  Got about 45 minutes ideally to write the next 5 paragraphs.  I might cut it short at 45 minutes even if I don't finish that amount of paragraphs.  ONLY SO MUCH TIME I can cut into my Dad's Schedule.  AT SOME POINT IT'S TOO MUCH.
   Halfway through the act.  SHOULD I be worried about Artificial Intelligence writing Television and Movies and Songs.  MY GUESS?  Depends on what angle we're talking about it from.  AS A CONSUMER?  I wouldn't ENJOY it.  It'd fall FLAT.  I don't think I'd have to worry about AI taking my favorite artists' places because it can't compare.  What about as an ARTIST MYSELF?  YES I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT.  Becuase I AM A POOR WRITER AND ARTIST SO MY WORK IS TERRIBLE SO AI IS BETTER THAN ME.  Better than ME.  Worse than GOOD people.  So that's how I Feel.  Probably how a lot of people would feel if they were Full Court Pressed.  PEOPLE SHOULD GET MORE SELF ESTEEM.  YOU ARE BETTER THAN AN ALGORITHM.  PROBABLY.  HMM.  NOW THAT I TINK ABOUT IT. SURE.  I GUESS.  WHY NOT.  WE'RE ALL BETTER THAN ALGORITHMS.  WHY NOT.
   Seventh paragraph.  Wow.  I hope algorithms never get the self esteem I'm trying to instill in people.  Then we're all doomed!  I guess.  Nothing wrong with HEALTHY self esteem.  That's okay I guess.  Couldn't HURT.  Maybe it could.  What else is up and crap.  Gotta pick a new podcast to put on for the next walk.  I am NOT in the middle of one AS WE SPEAK.  Well I am in the middle of one but there's only about 5 minutes left.  That won't last me forever.  FIVE MINUTES AT THE MOST.  Possibly.  HEY just realized I could have SANDWICH for lunch today.  Been a while since I had sandwich.  I TINK I'D GET KICKS OUT OF SANDWICH.  Ham sandwich.  Salami Sandwich.  Vegetable Burger.  Hmm.  Ham or salami it is!  Cheez it on the side probably.  Sounds good to me.  SOUND GREAT.  Let's get some Self Esteem For The Sandwich.  I WANT THIS SANDWICH TO BE PLEASED WITH ITSELF.  For its entire existance.  Which is FOREVER.  It might not exist physically a long time.  I will make it and then it will be eaten.  Won't last long.  But as a CONCEPT it will carry over FOREVER in this website.  SO YEAH.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Awesome!  Salami is more delicious but ham sandwich would be more filling.  LET'S SEE, lemme crunch the numbers, hmm, calibrating, calibrating... I'll decide what to eat when the time comes.  MAY not even have a sandwich.  YEAH.  Wonderful.  Just had half of A New Roll.  OKAY.  Not bad.  Little bit different than I expected.  BUT GOOD.  Kinda saltily-buttery on the inside.  THE SAN FRANSISCO TREAT.  Wouldn't mind eating the other seven portions I have of the amount of Roll Of This I just Ate!  I CANNOT WAIT IT'LL BE A BLAST AND A HALF.  Good chance I eat lunch after Walk II before I write Act II.  WHY NOT.  I LIKE LUNCH. LUNCH IS GOOD.  Good period of my life LIFE REVOLVED AROUND LUNCH.  In fact save for a mere several weeks I AM STILL IN THAT PERIOD.  TOO SMALL A PERIOD OF TIME HAS PASSED to be able to say that period of time is over.  COULD EASILY HAVE BEEN JUST A BLIP.  NOT SIGNIFICANT ENOUGH AMOUNT OF TIME TO COUNT.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Lunch is FINE.  It's GOOD.  It's GREAT. YES it'd be nice to have A Real Human Life.  OR it'd be great to have Great Lunches.  EITEHR WAY you can't go wrong.  Plausible I go back to buffalo wings for lunch.  I just ate HALF A ROLL.  You can't expect me to have BREAD AGAIN for lunch.  YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO DO ANYTHING.  HOW DARE-EM YOU.  Bread Again feels like a slant rhyme to me.  But then again I'm A Dumb One!  Oh O get it.  There's the, "EH," in bread and the, "EH," in again.  SLANT RHYME UNDERSTANDING achieved.  What else.  I guess I got enough time to write the next paragraph and Not Eat Into My Dad's Schedule Too Much.  Wow!  Don't necessarily need to get beer today.  Got enough beer for today!  Could go get it tomorrow!  Don't necessarily have enough beer for tomorrow!
   Ugh.  If I have sandwich I can have other half of roll on the side instead of cheez its.  WOW.  What else is up.  Gotta write one more paragraph here.  Watch some Simpsons today I would assume.  Been enjoying the Simpsons.  I enjoyed the first season and second season but now we're startin' to build some momentum to really get into a Simpsons Groove.  Abuot halfway in the 3rd season I think is when "MOE,"-mentum is really starting to build for me as of yesterday.  RIGHT AROUND THE EPISODE OF FLAMING MOES.  FUNNY how it worked out that way.  Also I ALSO enjoyed all the episodes that preceded it MORE OR LESS JUST AS MUCH and you could argue that episodes the followed it built moe-mentum EVEN MORE.  BUT STILL THOUGH.  What else is up.  When I was a kid I must have spent roughly 4 or 5 thousand dollars on Simpsons crap.  Books, video games... I thought I was gonna have third and fourth categories of things I bought.  But even just thouse two categories.  Spent a shit load on Simpson books and a shit load on Simpsons video games!  ALSO a few Simpson CDs of crap.  POINT IS I PAID MY DUES and NOW I'M GONNA TAKE A WALK.  Be back soon.

i'll get right to the point

     Hey friends!  Time to write five more paragraphs.  First ten paragraphs were pretty shitty.  I can't remember the last thing that was so shitty.  Probably several of the paragraphs from Thursday  I don't think the LAST 10 paragraphs from Thursday.  PROBABLY last 10 paragraphs from Thursday weren't as bad as the first 10 paragraphs from Thursday.  Probably closed slightly stronger than I started!  The important thign is I FINISHED THE ROLL I STARTED EARLIER.  Pretty good stuff.  Gonna have Lunch Itself not until later.  Maybe I should have just had lunch now instead of the Half A Roll.  OH WHELL.  Listened to some more podcast on walk II.  Delightful.  Few weeks there where all walks were abrasive.  Silence, music, whatever!  Podcasting wasn't even on my RadaR so it didn't occur to me whether they'd be abrasive or not.  HMM.  Maybe I'll segue into Everything Being Abrasive again soon.  Sounds like one way to go!
    Good.  Not sure what to do for lunch still!  Many ways to go!  Many options I can choose from for lunch.  A LONG WAYS TO GO TIME-WISE until lunch occurs.  All that good stuff.  I shuold use Them Not GIving Me Beer this week as an excuse to get some VODKA or something.  WHISKEY.  It'd get a KICK out of that.  If by KICK I mean Uh I Dunno That Doesn't Sounds Like A Good Idea.  Sounds like THE BEST IDEA.  Not gonna do it though.  Well what else is up and crap.  Haven't taken a shower in a couple of days.  Just keep getting up late and it messes with my schedule and then I forget to take a shower!  I'M NOT PROUD OF IT BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I ALSO KEEP FORGETTING TO BE NOT UNPROUD OF IT EITHER.  Guess I could take a shower today after Next Walk.  THAT'S WHEN I'M HAVING LUNCH.  Guess I can take shower after lunch.  NOT SUPPOSED TO SWIM AFTER EATING LUNCH.  Eh I'll survive.  Probably.  THAT'S A RISK I'M WILLING TO TAKE.
    Great three paragraphs to go.  Not sure I ever bought any Simpson CLOTHES or anything.  Don't remember any Simpson T-shirts or anything.  You wouldn't forget a thing like that.  Musta been SOMETHING besides video games and books though.  They had all sorts of crappy merchandise.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE NOT SEEING ANY HITS FOR, "SIMPSONS MERCHANDISE," ON GOOGLE.  No Results Found.  Oh well such is life.  I feel like there was a Simpsons BEVERAGE at some point.  I think I DRANK The Simpsons at some point.  Can't pinpoint exactly WHAT or WHERE.  Hmm.  OH TOYS.  Musta been Simpson TOYS.  Or ACTION FIGURES or something.  That must have existed and been owned by me and/or my brother and/or just me and/or me and my brother in tandem.  Just like a little stick figure doll of Homer Simpson.  Doesn't DO Anything.  Just IS.  Ya hold him and crap.  Sounds vaguely familiar.  Only it's BART and not Homer. And it does SOMETHING not nothing.  VOODOO CURSE DOLL.  But whom does it act as conduit for.  Huh never figured that one out.
    Penultimate paragraph.  CONDUIT is incorrect word there.  I CALL, "INACCURACY!"  Oh well such is life.  Is Bart Simpson SMART or DUMB.  I think at times he's DUMB LIKE HOMER but at times he's CLEVER LIKE LISA.  BART IS USUALLY REFERENCED AS DUMB AND WITH VERY GOOD REASON but he is also CLEVER pretty routinely.  GOOD FOR BART.  HIP HIP HOORAY!  Even Homer can be clever when it comes to stuff he cares about.  Like GLUTTONY or SLOTH.  If cleverness advances him towards GLUT or SLA then he's got those some cleverness skills in his backpocket at times!  LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  What else is up.  Maybe take a shower when this is over BEFORE I take Walk III.  Sounds like one way to go about my life.  Perhaps THE way to go about my life.  Gotta go about my life ONE WAY.  COULD BE THAT WAY.  WHY NOT.  GOTTA PICK ONE DUMB LIFE this could be it.
    Sure.  Thinking ahead about getting Chinese Food for dinner.  WHY NOT BEEN A WHILE LET'S GO NUTS.  Haven't thought about what ti get though.  Hmm.  Maybe a Something With Garlic Sauce or something.  OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.  That might be the way to go.  BEEF.  Have a chicken based meal for lunch.  All the pieces are finally starting to come toghether AT LONG LAST.  Swunderful.  Huh.  OR have sandwich for lunch and then get chicken with garlic sauce for dinner.  THAT'S THE WAY TO GO MAYBE.  WAY TO GO!  MAYBE.  Whell that's good I guess.  Leaning towards salami sandwich with cheez it for lunch then.  I can dig it!  NOT SURE WHAT TO LISTEN TO FOR WALK III.  I CAN DIG IT.  What a great paragraph.  By which I mean MY LIFE.  Life is one big DUMB paragraph.  I HATE IT but you can't argue with the facts.  Anyway I'll be back tonight see ya then. 

This Isn't Very Good At All

     Tell me something I already don't knoe ten times over.  Huh.  Just had delicious chicken with garlic sauce.  Pretty healthy!  Occured to me that HALF a chicken with garlic sauce with hot n sour soup PRETTY LOW IN CALORIES.  In my Imagination Head I was rationing Chinese Food Dinner as a lot of calories.  IT REALLY ISN'T.  IT'S NOT MUCH.  So I have lots of things in life going against me BUT NOT THIS.  Whew.  One thing going for me.  And also take it away from the THING GOING AGAINST ME column, not the NEUTRAL column.  So it's a HUGE SWING in my direction.  Anyway I took me some six walks today.  Watched a number of Simpsons.  Ate reasonable amount of snacks.  Hate Salami Sandwich for lunch.  I'M OKAY WITH HOW LIFE WENT.  THE ENTRY SUCKED.  WILL CONTINUE TO SUCK INDEFINITELY.  That's not good.  What I'm LEAVING BEHIND for the world isn't good.  Do I care that much about the world?  No. But what what I'm leaving behind WHICH IS A REPRESENTATION OF MYSELF is poor.  MAKES ME LOOK BAD.  That's not good.  I WANT MYSELF TO LOOK GOOD.  It's called SURVIVAL OF THEM FITTEST.
    What else is up.  Ate over half of the chicken with garlic sauce.  Solidly 60%.  SOLIDLY 3 out of 5.  GREAT EAT A BONUS BUFFALO WING WITH PART II whatever.  Or a ROLL.  I dunno.  I GOT OPTIONS.  SIDE OPTIONS.  Fringe Benefits.  Got some mail about voting next month.  What kinda stuff is on the ballot.  ELECTION STUFF.  Better look into that.  Lately I've been voting solid 3 out of 5 times.  Wanna do my part in Democracy.  3 out of 5 times at least.  That's the majority of the time.  If you vote the majority of the time I think that mathematically statistically means YOUR SIDE IS LIKELY TO WIN THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME congratulations you're gonna succeed at Democracy if you're performing at those levels.  Anyway just podcasts all day on walks.  No music.  I don't like it!  I wanna try some music!  See what happens.  I feel like I'm a Big Boy.  I should be able to tolerate listening to chord progressions.  WHAT'S THE WORST that could happen from hearing chord progressions.  SERIOUS QUESTION.  THE WORlD ISN'T GONNA EXPLODE if I hear a Chord Progression.
     Three paragraphs to go. Well the whorst that could happen is obviously determined on a Chord Progression By Chord Progression basis.  The worst case scenerio based on me hearing AEBE is obviously different than me hearing DGA. THAT'S JUST LOGIC.  What else is going on and crap.  DIRECTOR'S GUILD ASSOCIATION?  Where do THEY stand on writers' strike.  Probably with writers.  Directors and writers are presumably natural allies.  NOW DIRECT THE WRITERS OUT OF THE ROOM SO WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN!  To be read in the voice of THE CRYPT KEEPER.  I don't know how I'd expect you to know that.  I don't know WHY it'd be clever or fun to say even if you did.  The important thing is We Move On With Our Life anyway.  Had Whote Thins with my salami sandwich.  Salami has continued to be Less Salami than its supposed to be.  Last 4-8 times SALAMI IS LESS THAN JAKE tha amount of slices they say on package they give.  DON'T NOT DISLIKE IT.
   Fourth paragraph.  Feels like I might have had some sort of Simpsons INSTRUMENT.  Like a mock Saxophone.  I don't know WHAT THAT MEANS but it BORDERS ON TRUTH.  Hmm.  What the HELL kind of chord progression is AEBE.  Off the top of my head that doesn't make THE MOST sense. Doesn't make TE LEAST sense either.  Oh well such is HELL.  Sometimes I just listen to Lisa Simpson play her Saxophone and think YEAH THAT AIN'T THAT GREAT.  Just some dumb stupid little Saxophone Riff.  I mean it's not BAD.  It's GOOD.  Fun riffs and stuff. I enjoy it.  But it's nothing SPECIAL AT ALL.  I could play that kinda stuff on the guitar IF I HAD TO.  AND I'M A THIRTY FOUR YEAR OLD MAN.  I think my point is NOT SO MUCH that Lisa isn't that great NOR is my point that SAXOPHONE ISN'T THAT GRAET but that JAZZ isn't that great.  Just some dumb random little riffs. WHO CARES.  THEY MEAN NOTHING.  It sounds good here and there taken out of context but WHAT DOES IT MEAN.  WHAT DOES IT OFFER ANYONE REALLY.  NOTHING THAT'S WHOM.
   Okay.  Look LISA IS GREAT AT JAZZ SAX.  I'm not knocking LISA or JAZZ or SAX.  YES I AM I'M KNOCKING ALL OF THEM while building myself up at the same time.  GOOD I'M GLAD SOMEONE'S GOT TO DO IT.  Anyway what else is going on.  Not sure I'm happy about how every character in the Simpsons is at time left handed.  But then also at times right handed.  WE SEE the Main Simpsons such as Bart and Homer BE LEFTHANDED but also be Right Handed sometimes.  YES plenty of characters are ALL OUT Left Handed and are explicitly so as part of their, "BIOS."  But even main characters who IF WERE PRESSED would probably be officially right handed SOMETIMES themselves do things left handed.  The important thing is LEFT IS TE BEST.  Sure.  It'd be weird to be righty.  Everything would be so much more convenient.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  By which I mean I wouldn't like everything being So Much More Convenient.  Wouldn't sit well with me.  Huh.  Anyway.  I'm done now!  I'll be back tomorrow!  SEE ya then and/or later than then.  Probably sooner, too!  Something along those lines.  Goodbye!

-8:35 P.M.

Thursday, May 25, 2023

Quiet An Artist Is At Work

     Hey friends.  Here very late today.  1:57 PM!  Just got back from walk #1.  REAL late walk #1.  Made my dad take his walk LATE.  Anyway.  Didn't Take An Entry yesterday.  Didn't leave an entry yesterday.  Wrote about a paragraph and a half and then abandoned it.  PROBABLY will pick the carcass of the 10 or 12 sentences and see what's salvageable and add it to this entry soon.  So that should be good.  I predict this entry will be Beyond Not Good in the Wrong Direction.  It will be BAD.  It will be worse than the last entry which was worse than the entry that precededed it.  HOWEVER at least it will be SILLY.  The only heaviness to it is the fact that wait a second gotta figure this is completely pointless and will never lead to any sort of job or sunstance for Michael so that's KIND OF HEAVY because Michael's Lot In Life WILL NEVER IMPROVE from this sort of Thing Day In Day Out.  HMM THAT SOUNDS HEAVY I DON'T LIKE IT.
    Anyway.  Really getting into focusing in on Homer's Job Situation this time around in Simpsons.  Lots of episode  plots establishes New Normal with what his job really is and his relationship with his boss-- THE Mr. Burns.  It's FUNNY.  EACH EPISODE THERE'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PREMISE AS TO WHAT HIS JOB SUTIATION IS.  But for some reason when you watch it IN A MACROSENSE it still makes sense even though there's no continuitiy from one episode to the other.  Well the macrosense makes ense because the Microsenses are all just abandoned.  In a macrosense it's Just His Job is he doesn't know what he's doing and he just sits at Control Panel all day and does nothing.  Also his boss doesn't know who he is.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Homer likes DONUTS.  I get it.  DOnuts are pretty good.  I can think of nice amount of things-- even other PASTRIES-- that compete with donuts though. GOnna write an angry letter to Homer Simpson about that.
   It'd be weird if you ever got in a conversation with Homer Simpon.  That'd be crazy.  Imagine if you met any of the guys who voice Them Simpsons and you were freaking TALKING to a Simpson in a TWO OR THREE way conversation.  THAT'D be a trip!  See ya next fall!  WOW THREE WAY.  You could be talking to TWO at a time.  And they'd talk to each other too at the ame time.  WOW TALK ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT.  Anyway listening to some more podcast lately on walk.  Been playing WHICH podcast close to the chest.  Maybe one day I'll let you know.  Maybe you could make some educated guesses.  Probably could.  Ask CHATGPT.  What else is up.  Lemme check out paragraph and a half I wrote yesterday.  You'll see the Dumbness I decided hey that'll take up half a paragraph worth of space right now.  Huh.  I'll add that on LATER.
   Huh.  Did a cuople of Rocksmith Lessons yesterday.  Went OKAY.  I was reasonably happy with that.  I succeeded in hitting the notes in the Gutiar 102 lessons pretty well and was HAPPY AND ENTERTAINED ABOUT IT.  Then I was like hey I'm gonna mix things up, try playing a song.  What song did I try to play.  Hmm.  I forget.  Anyway It was suddenly 100,000x more complicated and I gave up 4 seconds in.  BUT the lesson thing-- that wasn't so bad.  I could see myself trying more lessons slowly but surely.  What else is up.  Not happy with how much sleep I'm getting lately.  Got out of bed around 12:30 PM yesterday.  Went to bed around 9:30 PM yesterday.  YES it took me about about hour to fall asleep.  And today I got out of bed at, what, around 12:30 PM again?  Meaning I slept for, what, 14 Hours?  WHY DO I NEED SUCH SLEEP?  Hmm.  Better LTURQ.  Probably some interesting reasons.  Wonder if there's any scientific reason I can BANK some bonus sleep now that could pay off IN THE FUTURE.  That'd be cool if I can bank sleep now to pay off MONTHS from now. WOW THAT'D BE SWEET.
   Fifth paragraph.  ONE promising thing is how well batteries are performing in Xbox 360 remote.  Solidly lasting me the entire time I'm using the remote per session.  At least based on yesterday.  That's a pleasant surprise.  HEY get buffalo wings from Super Market.  I had gotten them reguarly a few years ago then stopped for some reason.  THEN I had the idea to get them a day or two ago.  NOW I had the idea to get them based on the idea I had to get them a day or two ago.  WOW.  Cuold have been WALK THIS WAY.  That might have been the song I tried to put on on ROCKSMITH.  AEROSMITH WALK THSI WAY.  Anyway.  Never made coffee today.  FOr some reason.  I had enough coffee from yesterday for one cup and TODAY I decided ya know what I don't feel like I'll WANT a second cup for some reason.  We'll see if that pays off down the line.  Could always Make More Coffee.  Sure in an IDEAL world.  Aerosmith appeared in a recent Simpsons episode I saw yesterday.  THE WORLD first saw it recently about 31 years ago.  WOW.
   Halfway through the act.  How did I enjoy yesterday without writing an entry.  It was okay!  Not sure!  Gonna take it day by day I guess.  RIGHT NOW I'd say the odds are I continue writing Most Every Day but take a day off here and there without it being a bid deal.  That's what's going on IN MY MELON. GOD DAMN IT.  I woke up too late to START one of the pitchers on my Imagination Baseball team.  And he's pitching a great game today.  But it's not counting towards my Imagination Baseball team.  He's on MY TEAM's BENCH.  That's what ya get for burning the candle at both ends last night and going to bed at 9:30 PM.  Getting up late the next day.  How do you burn candles at both ends.  Hmm. I  mean I guess you CAN.  but where is candle. Laying on TABLE or something?  Sounds like table might be getting burnt too.  Or WAXY at least.
   Seventh paragraph.  Looks like HBOMAX changed their name to just MAX.  Good.  HBO probably has a poor brand name association.  WELL DONE THERE.  Anyway HBOMAX has a thing of 600 Pound Life WHERE ARE THEY NOW. Good deal.  I liked Six Hundred Pound Peoples.  I want to see where they are now.  Or where they are WERE several years before now but after then.  The point is NEW SIX HUNDRED POUND CONTENT TO ME.  Anyway.  Got sushi for tonight.  Slam dunk case.  Re-up with super market tomorrow.  I got one fresh meal left for tonight.  It's sushi!  That's what it is.  Anyway.  Anything interesting happen yet today.  NOPE.  BUT I WROTE THE PARAGRAPHS QUICK.  And it helps me BUILD UP to the next part of the day.  That's good.  Probably will get to some good stuff later on today.  That's how life works.  BUILDING BLOCKS.  You go through crap to reap the benefits.  Sounds like a philosophy I vaguely ascribe to.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Got a shirt or two more after today that's clean.  Not bad.  I can reap the benefits of laundry!  And then as soon as I can't I can do more laundry.  That's the circle of life.  What else do I got going on for me.  Gonna start to think about what to listen to after current podcast.  SOON.  Not this second.  Maybe a few seconds before this second briefly.  But then more in depth many seconds from that second.  I guess.  Not sure I'm happy about getting up real late lately.  Not happy about a lot of developments my life has taken lately.  Lots more snacking.  Getting up later.  Less motivation for entry.  Those three things.  Could be worse I guess.  I think I can turn things around.  Or BLUNT THEM THINGS as it twere before they get worse and make them slightly not as bad as they are.  PUSH EM BACK INTO how bad they were a couple of days ago.  I dunno. 
    Penultimate paragraph. Gonna try a new kind of roll this upcoming week.  50% more indulgant roll!  180 calorie instead of 120.  BIGGER though.  FOCCACINA ROMANA.  Looks like it'll be pretty entertaining to eat.  Should be pretty reasonably responsible to eat as well.  Only FOUR of them.  Not a huge commitment.  Huh.  Took five walks yesterday.  Probably shoul be able to fit four walks today.  Sounds pretty good.  Had delicious black and white cookie for breakfast today.  Don't have any cookies left for breakfast tomorrow!  CLASSIC BREAKFAST or Frozen Breakfast sandwich and/or burrito.  Or something else I dunno I'll figure something out.  Anyway.  Maybe I mix things up and listen to some music on Walk II instead of continuing Podcast.  OR maybe I mix things up and DON'T MIX THINGS UP.  That'd be the mixingist up thing of em all.  IN A SENSE.  AN INACCURATE SENSE.  BUT A SENSE NON THE LESS.
   Okay.  What else is going on and crap.  More Simpsons presumably today.  Enjoyed that yesterday.  Yesterday is a pretty good indicator of what today is.  Usually one of the best indicators we have.  Huh.  Enjoyed what the scale said my weight was a few days ago.  THEN HATED what the scale siad my weight was yesterday and today.  I dunno about HATE.  Strongly disfavored.  Coulda been worse I guess.  The important thing is I Live My Bet Life.  Huh.  There was something I was gonna add to super market order that I can't remember.  Huh.  I'll try to remember it.  That sounds like THE WAY TO GO.  I guess that's it for now.  Next 5 paragraphs may be marginally better.  AND TEN I bet Act III at night will be considerably better!  REALLY I DO I TINK SO.  Anyway I'll see ya soon.
   

wouldn't you know it

     Hey friends.  Just got back from walk II.  Continued on with podcasting.  LISTENING to podasting.  Which I say is ALSO podcasting.  Podcasting as a verb is usually reserved for Producting Podcasts.  I SAY it can be used for consuming podcasts too.  That's my official position as of this paragraph.  OH GUM.  I don't know if that's the thing I was TRYING to think of for Super Market order.  But that IS A thing I need to add to the order.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Am I theoretically happy with the weight I am at right now.  I dunno.  I guess so!  It is a multiple of five so THAT RIGHT THERE is perfect.  I guess it's JUST LOW ENOUGH multiple of 5 that I'd be like HEY I CAN LIVE WITH THIS.  Also it's possible It's several pounds less and the scale from 2 days ago is more reliable than scale from today or yesterday.  The important thing is GIVE PEACE A CHANCE.  Give WAR a Community Chest.  SOUNDS LIKE THE PENTAGON BUDGET TO ME.  They get their fair share of OUR COMMUNITY CHEST let's talk about it why don't we.
     Huh.  Pentagon huh.  Sure sounds like the designed that building carefully.  Five equal sides huh.  I'll believe it when I see it.  Probably will never see it.  Why bother.  Guess today is Tuesday.  WAIT NO I DON'T.  I guess today is TUHRSDAY.  And I felt that way THIS ENTIRE TIME.  I just typed out Tuesday as a mistake. I MEANT Thursday.  Either way.  If pentagon had more money THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.  Got SUMMER coming up.  JUNE.  I know most of June is Spring but I DON'T REALLY KNOW THAT NOW DO I.  Hmm.  Been awake for a solid 3 hours since breakfast and haven't had any snacks.  SO FAR SO GOOD.  GONNA START EATING NOT EATING SNACKS ALL DAY.  Get back into a good groove.  Possibly start transitioning into eating lunches as well depending on how my schedules start shaping up for SuperSummer.  WE'RE NOT THERE YET.  I DUNNO WHAT SUPERSUMMER GONNA LOOK LIKE EXACTLY.  BUT PROBABLY.
    Okay.  Been eating limited EathingOverTheNight eating the last month or so.  I think I have something most nights, but not a lot.  And also I think it's not uncommon to have nothing, either.  Haven't been keeping Detailed Track.  GREAT.  LET'S PUT IT UP ON THE BIG BOARD.  What big board.  FIRST ONE WE COME ACROSS.  Hmm.  Xbox 360 AND Xbox 360 Controller been working pretty good while trying to use Rocksmith.  Maybe I should utilize those Machinations and watch some DVDS.  WHY I COULD WATCH THE CRITIC.  Always a blast to cycle through the Critic.  I TINK I'T BLAST IT REAL GOOD NOW TOO.  Doesn't make sense to pause the SImpsons thoguh.  SIMPSONS HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG to make me stop The Simpsons.  I'd have to wait for the Simpsons to do something Tangibly Wrong to abandon them.  Not sure what the hell that would manifest itself as.  But I guess I'll find out.  I could go back-and-forth between them.  LIKE SOME SORT OF CRAZY PERSON.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Wonderful.  How's Jon Lovitz doing these days.  Gotta iamgine he's still, "Going," for it!  I'd like to see PROOF OF IT in some sort of podcast appearence.  Better LTURQ.  He's appeared on Podcasts several times over the past decade!  Amazing.  He had his own mini-series Podcast!  Good.  I hope it all works out for him beyond his wildest dreams. That sounds a bit too wild.  Probably wouldn't want it to get that wild.  Either way which Podcast can I ZOOM IN ON to listen to wit Jon Lovitz.  HMM.  Looks like he appears on a podcast called RT.  Isn't that the Russian Propoganda News Network?  Oh. Okay.  I SEE HOW IT IS.  Not really.  Don't really see how it is. Don't really see how it isn't.  What can ya do.  I can probably see SOMETHING SOMEHOW if I focused but right now got better things to do than Try To See.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  What else is up.  I dunno.  What will TODAY be like. What will next WEEK be like.  What will LAST YEAR be like.  The future is entirely unknown!  Shuold be interesting.  I'd like to lose 5 pounds but ya know what I SHOULD BE OKAY WIT WHERE I'M AT.  Feel comfortable figuring out a way to Start Back Up WIth Lunches RIGHT NOW.  But that would also equate with getting up earlies again.  Doesn't make sense to eat breakfast, eat lunch 4 hours later, eat dinner 4 hours later, then go to bed 2 hours after that.  THAT'S TOO MUCH MEAL CONDENSED INTO TOO SHORT A TIME.  But the point is I CAN AND SHOULD figure out a good Mainteinance schedule for SupperSummer.  I can figure it out over the course of a couple days though.  DON'T NEED TO DO IT RIGHT THIS SECOND.  Maybe Metaphorical Second.  By which I mean This Several Days.  YEAH.  I'll be back tonight. 

Easy Does It

     Hey friends.  Another day down!  Another CRAPPY day down.  Think I'm putting together the schedule for my Next Period Of Time though.  IN-- LUNCHES, mornings, and music walks.  OUT-- SNACKS.  Should be good.  Right now imagining JUNE.  Next period of life is June.  SUPER JUNE.  Still got six or so days of May.  TACK THAT ONTO SUPER JUNE.  Anyway.  Basically I'm imagining Similar Life Routine to what had been life routine before a few weeks ago.  WILL IT PAN OUT THAT WAY, I DUN'T KNOW.  But right now that seems to be the way to go.  Succeeded TODAY in having normal healthy amount of snacks.  Didn't even have lunch today thoguh.  STARTING UP WITH LUNCH AGAIN TOMORROW THOUGH.  YOU CAN PUT THAT IN THE BANK.  IN FACT I AM.  THIS IS THE BANK.  RIGHT NOW.  This is me putting it in the bank.
    Anyway.  This entry isn't great.  But on the other hand-- WHOM ARE YOU TO JUDGE.  Probably a sentient being with reasonably good judging powers.  Hmm sounds like you're a pretty decent person to judge.  CARRY ON THEN.  If I were you I'd be giving me a D.  SOLID D.  Not a D- or anything.  I've EARNT My, "NO MINUS TO THIS D."  So that's good.  Took six walks today.  SuperJune plan is to go for six walks a day!  WOW.  I'm gonna Spjune it up as it were.  That's what we say to save time.  Combine Superjune into one syllable.  STILL SOUNDS LIKE AT LEAST TWO SYLLABLES.  TRY AS I MIGHT TO MAKE IT ONE SYLLABLE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.  But still. SPJUNE should be a six walk day.  Possibly back and forth between podcasts and musics.  Possibly incorporate Silence into it as well.  What's the sound of One Hand Silence.  Hmm.  QUIET.  SHUT UP FOR A SECOND I'm TRYING TO LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW so I can tell you.   SHUSH. ... Hmm sounds just like regular silence.
    Gettin some SANDWICH MEATS from Super Market tomorrow.  Been a few weeks since I did that.  Now that I'm leaning back into lunches I'm getting MORE THINGS.  A-mazing.  Maybe watch a movie when this is over.  I like the premise of Maybe I Do Something When This Is Over as opposed to Huh I Do Nothing Or Something I GUESS MEANING I'M DEAD?  I don't like the sound of that.  Unless being dead is great.  BEING DEAD MIGHT BE A PARTY what do I know.  Probably isn't though.  Otherwise what's the point of life.  Seems to me like Life is precious and whatknot and if afterlife is magnitudes greater wouldn't that kinda cheapen life?  KINDA would make it feel like life is ultimately pointless upon further introspection if afterlife is magnitudes better than regular life.  TUHSLY it makes it NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL.  So basically NO LOGIC that there's an afterlife.  And if there is an afterlife IT AIN'T SO HOT.  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
     Oh okay that's good.  Afterlife could be SLIGHTLY better than regular life.  Maybe even as much as, FIVE, TEN TIMES Better than life.  THAT'D HIT THE SPOT.  Hmm makes sense.  It's not Magnitudes Better it's just Magnitudes DIFFERENT.  What else is going on and crap.  Not sure I'm gonna be able to get into listening to music again.  I THINK I can and will.  But WILL I can and think?  Probably!  What sandwich meats am I getting.  Salami.  Vegetable Burger.  Ham.  Possibly share in with my parents turkey as well.  Basically I got lots of excitement meals coming my way.  Got Outside Delivery meals coming too.  Been a while since I had those.  CHINESE FOOD.  BURGERS.  Griddlecentric meals.  IT SHOULD BE A FUN SPRUNE that's all I'm saying.  I dunno about SPRUNE.  Sprune is a fun word BUT I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE THE, "J," in there.  "J," is a fun SOUND and SIGHT letter.  I'M NOT HAPPY WITH SPRUNE UNLESS IT'S SPJUNE.  Is it necessary I get an R in there as well?  SPRJUNE?  Gonna have to think about that one.
   Last paaragraph of the night.  Sprjune.  Off the top of my head That's The Way To Go!  Let's see.  Gonna have to think more carefully about WHO and WHAT Sprjune means.  IT's portmanteau of Super and June.  NOPE GOTTA BE MORE TEAU IT THAN THAT.  Hmm lemme percolate on that one for a while.  INDEPENDENCEY DAY JULY 4th comingup to CONCLUDE SRPJUNE too.  That might be the official SWANSONG of Sprjune.  Also PLEASE do not pronounce Spr as Super.  It's easy to do it.  IT'S WRONG.  Pronounce it like you're saying the word SPUR BUT IN A BIG Ol' HURRY. SPR JUNE.  With as little breath between the syllbles as possible.  I MAY change my mind on that but FOR NOW that's MY INTENTIONS on how YOU shuold be pronouncing things.  CHECK BACK HERE EVERY DAY FOR UPDATES.  Well anyway. I'm done here for now.  Solid chance tomorrow I can figure out a way to write a C- entry.  Really!  I TINK I can figure it out!  SEE YA THEN. Anyway.  WAIT SEVERAL SECONDS WHILE DOING SPELL CHECK I realized wait a secons SPJUNE is better than SPRJUNE.  I LIKE Spa-June better than SUPER JUNE and/or SPUR JUNE as the case may be.  LETS GO WITH SPUH JUNE.  SPJUNE IT IS

-9:11 P.M.
   

Tuesday, May 23, 2023

It's Right About Time

     Hey friends.  Got back from walk #1!  1:13 PM!  Had delicious breakfast burrito earlier.  Checked my weight earlier.  If scale is to be believed quite happy about it!  QUITE.  You can't spell QUITE without QUIT.  That's my Motivation Phrase I use to encourage people when Practicing for Sports or something.  Anyway.  Maybe I should start having Lunches again.  Been hungry and eating throughout the day normally.  Would I get anything out of eating an entire lunch instead of just eating snack whence lunch would be.  Whence what wellce is going on.  Huh.  Listened to podcast on Walk #1.  It was okay.  I can imagine worse things.  BLACK PLAGUE.  Black Plague was a lot worse than what I'm currently imagining. I'm just imagining a lot of rats running around.  IN REAL LIFE Black Plague was one of the worst things ever.  WAS CATASTROPHIC.  HORRIFYING.  BIGGEST DISASTER THING IN CENTURIES.  In my current Picturing though just a bunch of rats running around.
     Anyway.  Spreading plague to American Indians was THE ORIGINAL Plandemic.  PLANDOME PORT WASHINGTON.  I bet they designed the Long Island RailRoad ON PURPOSE.  Sure.  The important thing is I can follow my logic.  WHAT LOGIC.  The important thing is I can follow why one sentence fragment follows the next sentence fragment. Oh. GOOD.  That makes sense then.  Been drinking much more soda the last week or so.  Gonna run out of soda before re-upping on Friday.  OH WELL.  That's part of life.  Settling back into SodaLife.  Works for me!  Thought I was gonna become A Regular Preson who doesn't drink soda all the time.  WAS GONNA BE INTERESTING.  BE LIKE ONE OF YOU.  Nope.  BACK INTO BEING A STRANGE GUY WHO DRINKS ALL THE SODA.  Oh well.  Maybe in a couple of years I GET ANOTHER SHOT at being a Regular Person Who Drinks Tiny Tiny Amount Of Soda In His Life.  We'll see!  In the mean time let's see what can I do in the mean time.
    Great.  Wow.  Guess I'm gonna give Rocksmith a try later today assuming I can get it working.  Not sure how deep I'll get into giving it a try.  Probably Not So Deep.  How much SMITH is by far the most common last name.  EVERYONES A SMITH of some sort.  I DON'T GET IT.  YEAH sure tehre's lots of kinds of Smiths in medieval society.  SURE I GET IT.  BLACK SMITH. ... What else is there.  SHOE SMITH.  SHIELD SMITH.  The point is STILL.  Plenty of other jobs besides Smythes.  Anyway.  Lotta people named KING compared to how many Kings there actually are.  Based on how many people you meet named King you'd think WOW LOTTA KINGS OUT THERE.  Wonderful.  Stephen King.  Angus King.  Angus Young.  Stephen Young.  Whose Stephen Young.  Lemme LTURQ.  RETIRED CANADIAN ACTOR AND TELEVISION HOST.  Ah.  THAT'S who I was thinking of.  Hmm good thing he's retired.  FOR HIM.  Not for us.  He's got some time to relax but WE WILL NEVER BE GRACED with any more of his prescence!  DANGIT.
    Fourth paragraph.  We will be graced with his Past Precence.  Just not NEW Prescences.  Well what else is going on and crap.  TUESDAY.  ROCK SMITH.  I guess that's why it's called Rock Smith.  They want you to be able to Build Rock.  that's not accurate.  They want me to be able to Duplicate Rock.  I should be able to Follow along with the rock songs they have loaded up. What does SMITH MEAN ANYWAY.  Smith doesn't mean BUILD.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT SMITH MEANS.  WORK or something.  Oh well I guess there's no way we can ever figure this one out.  Anyway the point is THEY MEAN WELL.  Probably.  Not sure.  LARRY King.  I was always taught people got their last names because that's what their descendants were known for.  Makes sense.  But IT DOESN'T.  I don't BELIEVE Stephen King descends from Some King.  Last name Being Relevant makes sense PRACTICALLY but it makes no sense LOGISTICALLY.
    Wanyawy.  HOW can we coax Stephen Young out of retirement for ONE LAST Canadian television hosting opportunity.  Hmm.  Probably with enough MONEY or ACCOLADES or perhaps FRINGE BENEFITS.  OR WITH VINEGAR.  We tried HONEY, now let's try THREATENING HIS FAMILY OR SOMETHING if he DOESN'T play ball.  Vinegar.  Rage niv.  Nirvana.  Niv Rana what's going on again.  Nothin just playing with letters.  BARELY.  Good I don't wanna get too into it.  Don't wanna open that can of worms.  Anyway.  People are keeping worms in cans.  Not sure why.  WORMS ALL OVER THE PLACE IN THE GROUND.  If you need a worm just go digging. YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO DIG.  YOU'RE A BUSY PERSON.  ALSO MAYBE YOU'RE NOT NEAR THE GROUND.  YOU COULD BE INSIDE AN OFFICE BUILDING AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.  COULD BE FAUX GROUND WITH FAUX WORM IN YOUR OFFICE BUILDING BUT ITS JUST NOT THE SAME. 

it's wrong about space

     Hey friends.  Got back from WALK II.  Act I was only 5paragraphs.  Go figure.  Went to bakery on Walk II.  Got myself hearty cookie with solid chocolte dot in the middle.  That'll be a breakfast over the next few days.  Good.  Let's write 5 more paragraphs ABSENT a couple of lines now.  Guy who is assessing Kitchen Floor Damage is gonna be showing up any minute.  I don't gotta entertain that guy.  Don't gotta FAIL at entertaining him either.  Don't gotta interact with him at all.  Just YOU.  All I have to do is fail at entertaining you!  Maybe I entertain you to some extent.  I bet I do.  THAT ENTERTAINS ME.  Entertaining OTHERS is a great way to ENTERTAIN ONESELF.  HIGHLY ENTERTAINING.  Sushi or Wild Alfredo for dinner tonight probably.  OR some sort of WILDCARD like a bagel or hot pocket.  HILGHLY ENTERTAINING.
    Well that jerk is here now.  I CAN HERE HIM SPEAKING WITH ACCENT.  Can't pinpoint what kind of accent it is.  EUROPEAN.  Not sure what.  At first I thought it was Italian.  Sounded like he was saying THE EXACT CADENCE, "IT'S A ME, MARIO," but with differnt words.  NOW I THINK it's probably Eastern European though.  The important thing is we're all equal under God.  EQUALLY ENTERTAINING.  What kinda side would I be having with bagel.  Got no EGG.  Would have to be butter or Cream Cheese.  That sounds pretty delicious but odds are against it.  THERE's NO I IN, "ITALIAN."  STOP SHOWBOATING IT.  Not sure what that's supposed to mean.  There's several I's in Italian I COUNT TWO OR THREE OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.  Hmm.  Is it 2 or 3.  Pretty sure it's only 2.  Lemme LTURQ again. Yeah pretty sure it's only 2.  Oaky.  NOW THAT'S A SPICY PIZZA PIE.
    Maybe make up some of the missing paragraphs from ACT I during ACT III.  I dunno!  We'll see.  I wish I was eating a spicy pizza pie right now.  Maybe not the whole thing.  Maybe just a few bites JUST TO GET A TASTE.  But you get the idea.  Anyway what can I watch on the television set.  Just had the idea to watch some ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? on Youtube.  Not sure where I got that idea from.  INSIDE MY BRAIN.  Not sure from what part of the brain. My guess is from ACTIVE ELECTRICITY FIRING, not from TWO DIMENSIONAL SPACE.  Either way that could be halfway entertaining.  Hmm.  Seems like my brain should take up THREE dimensional space.  Even without Electricity firing over time.  Just Regular Static brain existing is already THREE DIMENSIONS ideally.  IDON'T KNOW!  MAYBE I only have length and width brain and no depth.  I've never seen 100% conclucisve PROOPH I have dephth of brain.  BUT ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES.
    Penultimate paragraph of daytime.  Now that I think about it I've never seen my brain at all.  I'm not sure I've seen ANY OF MY ORGANS.  Seems like a bit of an oversight.  I'M GREAT I WANNA SEE WHAT MY ORGANS LOOK LIKE.  Probably like The Next Guy's Organs but STILL I'D LIKE TO SEE MY ORGANS JUST FOR REFERENCE SAKE.  Is brain an Organ.  Not sure brain is an organ!  Brain is an organ.  Internet says brain weighs three pounds.  NOT BAD.  That's pretty impressive weight for brain I'd say.  Kinda on the chunky side.  But brain should be HAPPY to be overweight.  HEAVIER THE BETTER for brain.  Now I just can't stop thinking of WHAT CANI DO TO START LOSING WEIGHT IN MY BRAIN.  Which isn't good because ALL THE ANSWERS ARE TERRIBLE.  Like lobotomies.  THAT'D GET THE JOB DONE.  I COULD EASILY lose a pound IN REAL LIFE.  BUT I'D ALSO BECOME A LITERAL CAPITAL I IDIOT IN THE CLASSICAL SENSE OF THE TERM.  Well ya gotta spend money to make money.
    Anyway.  Last paragraph of daytime day.  I guess.  There's no I in IDIOT.  TRUE STORY IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE WORD, "DOT."  Makes sense.  Anyway.  Just watch a little bit of Simpsons when this is over.  THEN TAKE A WALK.  Then do something else.  THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPEN.  Has anything happened yet today.  Sure.  I wrote 9.5 paragraphs.  Plenty of sentences.  I accomplished ALL OF IT.  And it was all worthwhile somehow for lots of good reasons.  And will continue to be worthwhile for MORE good reasons in the future that haven't even occurred yet.  Point is brain is three pounds. I estimate clothes weigh three pounds when I get in scale at doctors' appointments'.  REALLY MAKES YA THINK.  What ELSE is exactly roughly three pounds.   ###  Hashtag. GONNA have to think about that one.  I admit defeat.  I will not think about it because there is nothing else that is exactly roughly 3 pounds.  THAT'S IT.  Those two things!  WHAT can ya do.  Well good now I can devote my spare time to something else.  I'LL BE BACK TONIGHT. 
 
     

Nonsense Nonsense Nonsense

     NOT HAPPY with how much lag the guitar is for ROCKSMITH.  I IMAGINED LESS LAG.  Still though I WANT TO DO IT.  I NEED TO DO IT.  I must Do Something.  Didn't do anything today though.  HEY THAT LIFE.  Anyway just had delicious Wild Alfredo meal for dinner.  Took four walks today.  Watched a bunch of The Simpsons.  All in all it was a decent day.  Not great but I can't complaint.  Not happy with how much BREAD and CRACKERS I have left for the next few days.  Feels like in addition to running out of soda, running low on bread * crackers.  Oh well.  This is the life I chose.  Implicitly.  By Arriving Into This Exact Moment Of Consciousness.  I WOKE UP INTO THIS LIFE so presumably I Chose It TO SOME EXTENT.  I feel like that's a philosophy.  Every point we are at in life is a direct result of our own choices.  So WHERE I AM is a result of choices I made over the last 34 years.  Anyway.  I forget what I was talking about.  OH RIGHT.  RUNNING LOW ON SALTINES AND MINI ONION ROLLS.  The important thing is I RE-UP WITH THEM ON FRIDAY.
     Amazing.  I don't know if I believe in Free Will. BUT IF YA DO then it's not a stretch to say that our lives are probably primarily shaped by our own Will.  That'd be my first GUESS at least.  Who knows for sure.  Probably our lives are more primarily shaped by MORE POWERFUL PEOPLES' WILL rather than our own personal wills.  That's HUMANITY FOR YA.  WHATTA GYP.  Gottem!  I BURN'T SOCIETY GOOD by pointing out its foibles.  THAT'LL LEARN SOCIETY FOR BEING UNJUST.  Anyway.  Not sure I'm happy about this paragraph not being over yet.  Kinda figured this paragraph should be done at this point even though I haven't written the requisite number of sentences.  Huh.  Go figure on that one.  Free WILL eh.  WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.  What's the oppposite of Free Will again.  Oh well I guess we'll never know.
     Huh.  Free Will Hunting and So On AND So Forth NO I'm Not Happy About It either.  Good.  As long as no one is happy about it then I guess I'm okay with it.  I'm VERY Happy with scenarios where No One Is Happy.  How's my Speculation Baseball team doing?  Still only Tuesday but so far We're Doing OKAY.  Actually doing Pretty Poorly but other team is doing COMPLETELY UNSATISFACTORILY.  So that's pretty good.  Gotta write another 2.5 paragraphs.  That could be A LOT or that could be A LITTLE.  It's all up to ME I guess.  Wonderful.  Not sure where I picked this up, but at some point I started relating to GRAMPA SIMPSON a lot.  A year or two back.  Several cycles of watching The Simpsons ago.  Not sure WHY.  But SOMETHING CLICKED and I latched onto GRAMPA SIMPSON.  AND NOW IT'S BECOME SECOND NATURE.  And now it's just occurred to me to even QUESTION WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE.  Hmm.  Senility?  RANCOR? ...RELATIVE AGE-ED-NESS?  Who can say.
    Anyway. Kind of a naiveté to Grampa Simpson in a lot of the seasons.  Not sure what that means exactly.  SOUNDS about right though.  LETS GO WITH THAT.  Actually that is accurate now that I think about it.  Think about it HARDCORE.  Anyway what else is up.  What to watch on the television when this is over.  Sure seems like The Simpsons would be way out ahead of the crowd in terms of likelihoods.  Probably!  Maybe give something else a shot, though.  Hmm.  That sounds like a good idea.  Try watching a DOCU-SERIES.  About ADDICTIONS or something.  That sounds like fun.  HEROIN ideally.  Alcohol or something would be fine.  You get the idea.  Anyway.  WHAT IN NATURE is the exact color of The Simpsons.  Gotta imagine there's things that are pretty close to Simpsons Color.  IS IT the color of Lung Tissue after smoking?  Gonna have to look into that one.  Whatever it is IT AIN'T GOOD.  I dunno.  MAYBE there's good stuff that's Simpsons-Yellow.  My first guess though is ONLY BAD STUFF is Simpsons-Yellow.  JUST MY FIRST INSTINCT.
   Last paragraph.  ALL Yellow stuff in nature is bad.  What in nature is yellow and is GOOD.  THE SUN.  THAT'S IT.  The sun is THE BEST THING POSSIBLY and is yellow POSSIBLY.  Not sure the sun is yellow.  Could be orange or red.  Either way sun is one of the most important Nature Things.  If I were the sun I'd be Yellow.  That's just me though. Feels like flowers are yellow. Dandelions and whatknot.  I don't care too much about flowers though.  BUMBLEBEES are yellow.  HONEY is yellow.  Okay a lot of nature is yellow I guess get off my back about it.  Now that I think about it what of THE INDUSTRIALIZED WORLD is yellow.  What of the industrialized world ISN'T yellow is the real question.  Oh Okay Good.  Yellow is just a supremely unappealing color.  Can't put my finger on it.  Every other color you can make a good case for being intrinsically attractive.  Yellow?  YELLOW IS JUST DISGUSTING ON A SUBATOMIC LEVEL.  Might have something to do with Pee and Poop or something.  Not sure.  Just something I feel deep down in my bones.  Or do I I dunno.  I guess.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-9:38 P.M.
   
    

Monday, May 22, 2023

Why Would Anyone Read Me

     Hey friends.  12:58 PM!  Been getting up late lately.  Had delicious breakfast burrito before walk.  Not as filling as I anticipated.  Thuoght it would be more hearty for the amount of calories it was.  AH well.  I GAINED A TENTH OF A POUND.  I got something out of it.  It was tasteful.  Listened to some podcast and then some music on Walk I.  NOW I'M HERE.  Not sure what This Week is gonna be like.  I FEEL LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A WEEK TOHUGH.  Not sure when this started exactly but I've been living life WEEK BY WEEK.  So it's not like MONDAY is gonna be one thing and then Tuesday something new and then Wednesday a completely new separate thing in the opposite direction.  NO IT will be all part of the same thing.  I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YET.  I guess it will start coming together AS WE SPOKE 2 minutes ago.  ENjoyed chicken curry last night.  Was yesterday part of This Week.  NO.  Sunday Night was foreshadowing of start of week though.  WHY NOT.
    Hmm.  Speculation baseball against brother last week was 4-5-1.  THIS WEEK I am facing the 9th place team known as OKI3P2O.  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?  If we translate numbers into letters.  Lemme try unfocusing my eyes.  OKEPMSOEM.  Hmm.  That's a tough one.  Unfocusing my eyes didn't help.  Let me try FOCUSING my eyes.  What does that mean.  I can't actually DO ANYTHING with my eyes.  There are no muscles in my eyes as far as I can tell.  I have eye LIDS that I can open or close.  I can CROSS my eyes.  MY ACTUAL EYEBALLS THOUGH I can't do much with WHICH IS GOOD I wouldn't WANT to put pressure ON or WITHIN them.  Seems like a bit of a risk.  Eyeballs pretty soft.  Wouldn't want hurt them by accident.  BE CAREFUL WITH MY EYEBALLS.  I am down to SEVENTH place in Fantasy Baseball.  AT THIS RATE by the time the season ends I will be in... SEVENTH PLACE.  Probably.  I think.  That's how RATES WORK.
    How do rates work.  THAT.  Got coffee.  THAT'S NOT how rates work.  HOW RATES WORK would be to see what place was in IN FANTASY BASEBALL LAST WEEK.  Fifth place?  and then by the time Fatnasy Baseball ends I will be in 7000th place because of DOWNWARD MOMENTUM.  Oh ok that makes sense.  What else is up and crap.  Doesn't seem fair to be in 7th place out of 12.  IN STAT CATEGORIES I AM 33-33-4.  I AM EVEN in wins and loses.  IF ANYTHING I SHOULD BE DEAD IN THE MIDDLE.  Gonna write an angry letter to someone complaining that I should be dead.  Well that's good.  Think I saw there was a show about songwriting on HULU or NIGHTFLIX.  That looks interesting.  I've written lots of songs.  Way more than the average person.  I've wrriten more songs than 4 out of 5 people.  Also BETTER songs than 3 out of 5 people.  So this kinda show content really would resonate with me.  RESONATION.  That's a word.  WONDER WHAT IT MEANS
    I wish I could resonate from my role as Crasysheet.  Doesn't matter what it MEANS or DOESN'T MEAN.  WHATEVER. Also if you spell Crazysheet with an, "S," instead of a, "Z," you're allowed to say it on Television.  Someone I hardly personally knew once told me a good name for a band for me would be Reverberation and I was like YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY SUGGEST A PROPER NAME FOR A BAND FOR ME.  Really makes ya think.  I think.  For some reason.  Well that's good I JUST DOXXED that person.  Anyway.  What made me think of that story.  I think it was the word Resonate.  Resonate made me think of Reverberate.  Either that or NOTHING.  Perhaps absolutely NO reason I said it.  Well anyway what am I gonna be doing today.  Hopefully figure out somehting quality to watch on The Television Set.  That's my hope.  Get the week started off RIGHT.  That sort of thing.  HUH WHAT TO DO.
   Fifth paragraph.  Wow.  What the Hell is the point of this.  This entry sucks.  THIS WEEK IS NOT VERY PROMISING AT ALL.  THE PROMISOR.  Super hero character I'm working on.  Super power is that He Promises things to people.  What good does that do anybody.  MAKES THEM EXCITED FOR A WHILE.  They think they'll get what they're promised.  How delightful.  Maybe they will! WHO KNOWS what will happen through the natural course of things!  It's ALWAYS a party when The Promisor Comes Through Town.  Wow that sounds like a great super hero.  I wish I was being erroneously promised something RIGHT NOW.  Dang.  OR do the erroneous promising myself.  Either way.  Can't go wrong.  I forget what I was talking about.  The important thing is I forgot what I was talking about.
   Halfway through the act.  Hmm.  2023.  2020's are WEIRD.  I KINDA DON'T LIKE IT.  I feel like I'm gonna get into THE GROOVE of the 2020's RELATIVELY SOON.  It's gonna CLICK pretty soon and FOR GOOD.  But as of now NOT REALLY FEELING IT.  I'd say maybe in a few weeks I'll figure out, "OH 2020's I GET IT."  But for now I DON'T GET IT.  Possibly.  Good thing is ONCE I GET 2020's in a few weeks I'VE GOT IT FOR GOOD for SIX YEARS.  So I've got it EVEN TOO GOOD even once I figure it out.  Hmm that sounds good.  I CAN SETTLE FOR HAVING THINGS EVEN TOO GOOD.  Better than the alternative.  Having things NOT Even Too Good.  Right?  Why wouldn't I want to Have Things Even Too Good.  WHAT'S THE HARM.  What am I talking about.   FIGURING OUT LIFE over the course of the next couple of weeks ONCE AND FOR ALL.  That sounds like a plan.  LET'S DO THAT.
    I don't wanna do that.  That would make life afterwards BORING.  Why would I wanna figure out life 50 years before I die.  IT WOULD MAKE EVERYTHING A SNOOZE.  Is that part of the premise of Living.  GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT THE POINT IS BEFORE I DIE.  Either that or Raise a family and Love People or something.  I THINK IT'S FIGURE OUT WHAT THE POINT IS THOUGH.  That's what keeps me going day-to-day.  Then again LOVED ONES would be an interesting mix-em-up for a life Down The Line.  Wife and children.  I can see an ENTIRELY DIfFERENT LIFE years from now.  With entirely different LIFE PRIORITIES.  Caring about LOVED ONES as goal instead of Figuring Out Life as goal.  HMM.  Whole other ball of wahx!  Anyway.  Sounds like a snooze.  But then again I WOULD BE CARING ABOUT THE LOVED ONES in this scenario.  I would be ACTIVELY loving them and CARING about them.  So in the moment it would feel like hte right thing to do.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Well that's good.  NO IT ISN'T IT'S HORRIBLE.  Three paragraphs is a lot to write.  Oh well I guess worse things have happened to people.  Yeah but not AT THIS EXACT MOMENT IN TIME to THIS EXACT PERSON IN ME.  Anyway.  Think I wanna step away from The Simpsons today.  Feels like it's time to try something else.  Perhaps go with the remake of White Man Can't Jump.  Which OF COURSE HE CAN.  Leg Muscle don't he.  Anyway that seems like pleasdant enough movie.  It's comedy and basketball.  Covers all the bases.  Has there ever been a Horror and Basketball movie.  Sure THE SIXTH MAN.  Scared THE CRAP OUT OF ME.  What else.  Is there a Wayan Bros movie that was critically acclaimed.  That Cool People were like actually this one was pretty good.  I know the common man OFT gets a kick out of The Wayan Bros movie.  But Wayan Bros Movie is a punchline for CRITIC CLASS.  BUT THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A WAYAN BROS MOVIE that ACADEMIA was like THIS IS TEH GOLD STANDARD OF WAYAN BROS.
   Penultimate paragraph  I KNOW I shouldn't be taking the S off of Wayans brothers when I use it as a singular. I KNOW their name is Wayans even when its singular.  I'M SAYING, "WAYAN," ANYWAY because of stupidity.  Huh.  BLANKMAN was a good pretty inoffensive Wayans Bros movie for kids.  NOTHING WRONG WITH BLANKMAN.  Blankman got 12% on Rotton Tomatoes.  APPARENTLY A LOT WRONG WITH BLANKMAN.  Still though.  Put a kid in front of a TV playing Blankman.  Leave him there for 90 minutes.  Ask him afterward DID YOU FIND ANYTHING WRONG WIT THAT MOVIE?  What's he gonna say.  HE'S NOT GONNA HAVE FOUND ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT MOVIE.  PERFECTLY FINE MOVIE.  Makes perfect sense.  Had jokes.  Nothing wrong with it.  Kid is gonna enjoy blankman as much as any other random 90 minute assortment of light and sounds. 
    Huh.  Dinner tonight is sushi, lasagna, or wild alfredo.  Interesting.  NOW what does the internet have to say in terms of ranking The Wayan Bros themselves.  That's a tough one.  I'm not even gonna look that one up.  I wouldn't wanna have people ranking me and MY brother.  So I wouldn't look into people ranking other brothers.  Hmm.  Gotta do SOMETHING to pass the time.  Ranking Brothers is one thing you can do.  Doesn't feel right but that's part of life.  Doing things that don't feel right.  That's the MAIN part of life.  Anyway.  Solid chance the next act isn't the worst thing that's ever happened in the history of time.  Probably only the worst thing that's ever happened to me today specifically.  So that shouldn't be so bad at all.  See ya soon!

also who are you

     Hey friends.  Time to write a quick 5 paragraphs.  Probably get it done real quick.  Knock it out of the park Like It Was Nothing.  That's how I plan on getting it done.  Hmm.  Listened to podcast on Walk II.  It was okay.  Let's see.  Looking forward to having THE WHOLE DAY BEFORE ME.  The whole WEEK before me as it were.  Maybe get into a groove where I Figure Out A Way The Week Looks Promosing.  What do I have TO LOOK FORWARD TO in a Macro-Sense.  I don't know.  Only thing I can think of is Indiano Jones and I don't particularly like Indiana Jones NOR will I be seeing Indiana Jones when it comes out.  So that's not a great answer.  Indiana Jones is OKAY.  I like FUN and WHIMSY.  HE'D GET THE JOB DONNE.  Not sure I like Whimsy that much.  Probably would prefer Whimsy over Anti-Whimsy.  But I don't think I'd go out of my way for Some Whimsy.
    Wow.  Some nice YardWork going on outside my window.  On the ground.  Level.  I CAN HEAR IT.  Lawnmowers and such.  I don't know the specific machines exactly.  But some sort of motorized motor and I presume it's for LAWN MAINTENANCE.  And I presume it's at GROUND LEVEL and not UP IN THE AIR.  How do lawnmowers KNOW not to cut the entire lawn.  If I were a lawnmower I'd either just cut the entire lawn dry or cut none of it and just drive right over the blades of grass completely doing Nothing.  ONE OR THE OTHER.  The point is I'D BE AN IDIOT IF I WAS A PIECE OF MACHINERY.  Or if I was myself.  EITEHR WAY I'D BE AN IDIOT.  Man IS a piece of machinery.  THE FINEST PIECE OF MACHINERY IN TE UNIVERSE.  Sounds about right.  Then again I don't know any machinery in the universe beyond Earth.  ALSO only know about .25% of the machinery ON EARTH.  REALLY AMN'T QUALIFIED TO MAKE A DETERMINATION ON TE SUBJECT.
     Huh.  Seems like I can't go wrong with dinner tonight.  Lasagna would be delicious.  Sushi would be a completely differnet kind of delicious.  WILD ALFREOD would be a TERTIARY kind of delicious.  YOU KNOW ThAT SORT OF TING.  Wonderful.  Almost summer already.  I remember back when it wasn't even Winter.  AND THAT MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE BEEN THE MOST RECENT NOT EVEN NOT WINTER YET.  Huh.  Important thing is LIFE GOES ON FOR NOW.  What machinery do I know on Earth.  THE LOOM.  The PRINTING PRESS.  The ASSEMBLY LINE.  All the key things you wanna know.  Not sure any of that is accurate.  The important thing is I gave it my best shot.  What else.  No motors going on outside anymore.  I hear some sort of HUMMING though.  Possibly the humming of some sort of Mechanized MOTOR.  Important thing is SOUNDS CONTINUE TO GO ON OUTSIDE MY HEAD and I will contniue reporting on them 24/7 as long as I can.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Last few nights I ate Very Late Supper after Entry.  BEEN DOING IT TEH FOOLS' WAY.  Gonna eat supper before Act III tonight.  DO IT THE WISEMANS' WAY.  We'll see how that goes I guess I dunno.  How many days until June.  I'm gonna guess NINE.  TEN.  Okay.  Ten Days Till June.  Sounds good.  June should be interesting.  New Month.  I thought New Week was gonna be a new thing for my life Right now.  But new MONTH in 10 days is gonna be REAL INTERESTING.  Let's not get ahead of ourselves though.  IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES.  WE'RE STUCK WHERE WE ARE.  HOW The HELL do you get ahead of yourself.  YOU ARE WHERE YOU ARE.  If you somehow managed to get ahead of yourself SUDDENLY YOU'RE BACK WHERE YOU ARE AGAIN DOESN'T MAKES SENSE.  You get the idea.
    Last paragraph of the Daytime.  I guess.  Wonderful.  Watch a little bit of TV when this is over.  TAKE A THIRD WALK.  THEN THE UNIVERSE IS ALL OPENED UP TO ME.  For a couple of hours.  THEN EAT DINNER and write a third act.  So that's not so bad.  Anyway.  Could be worse.  Could be MAGNITUDES worse.  Probably WILL Be magnitudes worse in the future.  Today will be Not So Bad but I bet future days will be worse than today.  I don't know WHY I think my life will become magnitudes worse.  JUST PROBABLY WILL.  FUTURE TIMES will probably oscillate wildly between magnitudes better and magnitudes worse. YEAH.  That's not really saying much now that I think about it.  Anyway.  Lots of time that are About The Same, too!  FUTURE TIMES WILL BE BETTER WORSE AND SAME QUALITY AS TODAY.  Should be interesting very interesting.  I'll see ya tonight.
   
     

Not You The Other You

     Hey friends!  Found ROCKSMITH 2014!  IT WAS INSIDE ARMAGEDDON.  Not sure how that happened.  Gonna say 1 out of 4 chance I Did It In My Sleep.  3 out of 4 chance I did it In My Waking Life For Some Strange Reason.  Armageddon the DVDROM Container Box.  That thing.  Anyway.  Probably get CRACKIN on that tomorrow.  ANyway.  Took 4 walks today.  Listened to some PODcastings!  Watched some more Simpsons.  Might enjoy watching Armageddon now that I think about it.  I don't think I put on Armageddon recently despite having the DVDRom Box readily available.  I don't recall exactly.  Either way had Lasagna for dinner.  Good stuff!  Finished my Chicken Biscuits earlier today, too!  They were good.  I got a blast and I dunno three fifths out of them.  This paragraph is made out of JOKES.  Each INDIVIDUAL LETTER is in and of ITSELF is A JOKE.  EACH PIXEL THAT MAKES UP THE LETTER IS A JOKE.  YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW HILARIOUS THIS PARAGRAPH IS ON EVERY.  SINGLE.  LEVEL.
    Oh.  Okay.  Right.  Four more paragraphs to go.  I guess I'm gonna be watchimg more Season II Simpsons when this entry is over.  I've been having good success with watching the Simpsons BEFORE Act III today.  That's what I've been Doing Right Now Good Just Recently Good Now Then Good.  Anyway.  ACTOR who voices Marge AGED THE MOST in real life.  Noticed it several years back.  Not sure WHEN I noticed it.  Maybe ten years ago.  But at some point I ALONG WITH EVERYONE noticed YEP NOW MARGE IS OLD while eeryone else is the same.  Possibly LISA too and perhaps BART.  Perhaps it's a gender thing.  Women age as they get older while men don't.  That sounds good.  Unless you WANT to mature.  Maybe that's something you've got a vested interest in.  COULD BE SOMETHING YOU'RE INTO.  Either way SHOULD BE UP TO YOU whether you want to Grow as time goes on or Stay The Same.  BUT IT ISN'T.  LIFE GETS TO DECIDE NOT YOU I GUESS.
    WRONG AGAIN.  What else is up.  Wownderful.  What character of The Simpsons is ME.  KEEP IN MIND MY CHARACTERISTICS.  Physical, mental, emotoinal, LOGISTICAL, etcetera.  HOW COME YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHICH ONE I AM.  This is very difficult to watch the Simpsons without being able to pinpoint the character I am.  Well I am a 34 year old man.  That sounds a lot like Homer Simpsons.  But he has a FAMILY.  I don't have a wife or kids.  Hmm sounds like I'm a lot like BART Simpson.  Bart Simpson doesn't have a wife or kids either so I relate to BART more in terms of THAT.  So that's good.  HOW CAN I WATCH A TELEVISION SHOW UNLESS I PINPOINT A CHARACTER I RELATE TO.  AND KEEP IN MIND I CAN'T RELATE TO MULTIPLE CHARACTERS AT ONCE.  I MUST RELATE TO ONE AND ONLY ONE CHARACTER.  THAT'S HOW PEOPLE ENJOY WATCHING TELEVISION IN ACTION.  What was I talking about again.  I forget.  Simpsons.  I feel like Lady Who Does Lisa's voice has aged a lot too.  OH WELL.  WHATEVER WORKS.
    Penultimate paragraph.  I don't know.  I think I put on Armageddon 2 or 3 months ago.  Vaguely remember watching the first several sequences of scenes.  Rings a few bells.  Most characters in The Simpsons don't have Wives &/v kids.  MARGE for instance.  ONLY HAS KIDS.  No wives.  MOE.  DOesn't have wives or kids.  BARNEY.  I COULD GO ON.  So I will.  MR BURNS.  SMITHERS.  LENNY.  CARL.  FRANK GRIMES.  I could go on.  MOLEMAN.  APU.  What else is going on.  APU HAS A WIFE AND KIDS.  Oh okay good.  Feels like there's an ALT universe where Lenny and Carl are married with kids.  Not to each other.  Nor having each other as kids... to each other...  from each others loins... You get the idea.  Just IMAGINE, THE YEAR IS 1992 and we just see character development OH TURNS OUT MARGE AND HOMER HAVE LENNY AND CARL OVER FOR DINNER AND BOTH LENNY AND CARL EACH HAVE FAMILIES.  WOW AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE JUST OPENED UP I'M SCARED.
    No I'm not.  Sure I am.  SURE I AM.  Alternative universes are scary!  REGULAR universe is scary enough!  ALTERNATIVE universes gotta be magnitudes MORE scary!  REAL World is crazy.  NOW IMAGINE HOW CRAZY CRAZIER WORLD WOULD BE.  Sounds PRETTY PRETTY CRAZY.  I don't like the sound of that.  Maybe I do.  I haven't carefully considered what the sound of that would sound like exactly.  Hmm.  What else is up.  I dunno.  When I was a kid I probably related to LISA the most even though I AM A MAN and SHE IS A GIRL.  Because of the NERDINESS factor.  And I was a NERD when I was a kid.  However NOW THAT I AM A MAN and I relate to the HOMERNESS factor of Homer.  Also HE'S AN IDIOT and now that I think about it I AM VERY MUCH AN IDIOT WHEN IT COMES TO TINGS TAHT MATTER.  I AM VERY MUCH OPERATING WITHOUT A CLUE WHEN IT COMES TO 95 out of 100 THINGS.  So that's been working out for me pretty good. Wow.  Anyway!  I think I'll be back tomorrow.  Usually how Days have worked in the past for me.  See ya later.

-9:35 P.M. 
    
   

Sunday, May 21, 2023

Just Rolls Off The Tongue

     Hello, friends.  Friends of The Website.  Today it is Sunday.  I took the day Saturday off.  My Brother was at the house on Saturday.  Brother of the website!  Hmm.  Sounds like I'm talking in slightly longer sentences today.  Solidly 2 or 3 more words per sentence for some reason.  BET that'll carry For The Rest Of My Life.  FOR EXAMPLE first sentence was, "Hello, friends."  DIDN'T NEED TEH COMMA.  Comma is an extra two or three more words.  What's going on again. Grammarwise you need the comma.  If you wanna get it right.  But colloquialwise you don't need it.  Anyway.  My diet coke is making a lot of noise right now.  I don't know why.  It's just really bubbly.  I can hear it.  True Story.  Anyway.  BROTHER came yesterday.  Didn't accomplish much other than that.  He brought over Apple Pie.  I don't eat appie pie.  But by all accounts Family Enjoyed Applied Pie.  It's a good story because it makes you think.  Applied Pie.  What does it MEAN. 
    Hmm.  Got Amazon fresh order coming this afternoon.  Up late today.  Probably only 3 walks today.  That's okay.  Probably gonna be the normal amount of walks these days going forward.  HUH.  Hmm.  SHOULD be able to fit in a second walk POST ACT I but PRE when Amazon Fresh window comes.  THAT'S GOOD.  Got enough time for that.  WHAT DOES IT MEAN.  Watched the new Antman movie yesterday.  It's okay!  Got introduced to KANG the Destroyer.  INTERESTING.  Seems like a relatable guy.  Just Some GUY.  Wants to CONQUER places for some reason.  I GET IT I guess.  Not really.  But I can GET getting it in the future  They SET UP me getting it DOWN THE LINE.  Anyway.  SOLID movie.  4 out of 10?  5 out of 10?  I dunno!  BUT I DIDN'T ABSOLUTELY HATE WATCHING IT.  Now that I think about it not sure what I got out of watching it exactly.  Not much of a PLOT or CHARACTERS or CONFLICT.  Not really sure WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED at all.  Coffee time.
     Hmm.  Well the important thing is YEAH.  Making progress with Wrapped Back Around Simpsons.  Probably close to Season II.  DANGIT.  At some point I probably decide to start going through FUTURAMA.  Not sure how I feel about Futurama.  Seems like it could be kind of STIMULATING.  I don't need Science Fiction in my life.  WHAT COULD BE is very much a strain on my brain.  CAN'T HANDLE ALL THAT.  Anyway.  Any kind of genre that's opposite of science fiction.  Where the premise is they imagine  worlds with NO TECHNOLOGY AT ALL.  My guess is That's still Science Fiction.  Just focused on a different SUBJECT of mainstream science fiction.  The point is Yeah.  How come super smart people make cartoons like Simpsons and Futurama where the Hero is Super Dumb Guy.  Do theY WISH they were Dumb.  Do they FEEL dumb inside.  Are they LORDING over the Average Joe Dumbpack AMerican.  WHAT'S GOING ON THERE.
    Fourth paragraph.  Hmm.  Listened to some music on Walk I today.  Been listening to music lately on walks.  Circled back around to music lately!  Been good.  Been listneing to music in a different GROOVE lately after taking a week or two OFF.  Can't explain it exactly.  Just find myself in a different POCKET.  RYTHMICALLY.  No matter what the song or BEAT is.  I CAN TELL that I'm getting into songs from a different perspective!  Probably.  Maybe I'm just an idiot.  HMM this time I'm listening to the song I'm getting something slightly different out of it than the last time I was listening to the song.  Go figure.  Important thing is I should be turning my room UPSIDE DOWNSIDE looking for Rocksmide CDROM.  I have not yet though.   Could be a game changer though.  I MIGHT MAKE SEVERAL MORE MEDIOCRE SLIGHTLY MEDIOCORER MEDOCIE SONGS IF I HAD TAHT DCROM IF I DIDN'T HAEV IT than if I didn't have it did.
    Fifth paragraph.  Hmm.  I think I'm getting plenty of exciting things from Amazon Fresh today.  What's some of the most exciting ones.  Hmm.  Lots of exciting things.  Several exciting things in different ways.  Most exciting thing I THINK is one of the least IMMEDIATELY exciting thing is FROZEN BREAKFAST BURRITO SANDWICH.  Not ure WHY.  Just generic Jimmy Dean Breakfast Burrito.  Nothing special about it.  Gotten it before.  It's FINE.  Nothing special.  But just thinking about it right now.  It excites me now.  It's not exciting in practice.  But it excites me in premise.  THAT sort of thing.  What options do I have for dinner tonight.  Spicy Shrimp Roll, Wild Alfredo, Chicken Curry, Lasagna.  That might be it.  Huh.  Sounds like chicken curry INTHE LEAD.  Hey.  This act any good so far.  No. GOod FOR ME.  I've been PREPARING MY DAY IN TE LIFE for myself.  JOURNALING IT UP FOR MYSELF IN MY HEAD.  You have gained nothing for your life though.
   Oh okay.  MAN OH MAN Rocksmith DVDROM PROBABLY ACTUALLY SOMEWHERE can you imagine.  Hmm.  Had black and white cookie for breakfast earlier.  Good stuff!  Getting chocolate chip muffins today.  WILL TRY ONE FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW presumably.  That'd probably be the way to go.  Guess I got an hour to write these 5 paragraphs.  Ideally I'd write it in 45 minutes.  But I guess AN HOUR IS FINE.  Anyway.  What Marvel Movie has been released since Antman.  Lemme LTURQ.  AH The Galaxy Guardians was released a couple of weeks ago.  Then THE MARVELS is being released in November.  Amazing!  WHAT'S THAT YOU ASK?  WHat's my favorite Marvel Movie of all time?  Hmm.  Gonna have to ask the one with the super heroes.  Anyway.  Anyway.  Anyway.  New Marvel Mult-Film Super Villian seems pretty relatable.  Seeems like just SOME DUDE.  That's the way they set him up.  JUST SOME GUY.  Wants to conquer worlds for some reason.  That's the impression I got.
   Seventh paragraph.  What else is up.  EVERYONE is Just Some Guy.  Except for guys who don't identify as guys.  Then then they're Just Some Whatevers.  Unless they don't identify as, "Just Some," whatever.  THEY'RE WHATEVER THEY WANNA BE.  Hmm.  Tough to watch Antman III because are we SUPPOSED to remember who all these people are.  I vaguely remember Paul Rudd is Antman.  And that these people around Antman are his friends and family.  DON'T QUIZ ME ON THIS.  The youngest lady is probably his daughter.  The mediumist lady is probably his love interest.  THE REST WILL PROBABLY BE IMPLIED TO ME IN GOOD TIME.  Which is what happened.  They designed the film expertly to imply all the relationships to me such that I got everything I needed to get.  Wonderful.  I think.  Still not 100% sure who most of these people are but in the end DOESN'T REALLY MATTER DOES IT.  The film is over and IT'S ON TO THE NEXT THING.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Presumably they know each other.  As long as there's internal logic that's all that matters.  Maybe they don't know each other.  There's internal logic TO THAT STILL.  I don't know plenty of people in my universe.  Lots of internal logic to My Universe Even In That.  Anyway.  What else is up.  Finished DOC Hollywood.  Not sure what the Hell the internal logic to that movie is all about.  Pretty strange movie.  Oh well.  It GOES FOR IT.  Anyway.  I guess it's an okay movie.  I like the part where his name is Hollywood and he just happens to be a Doctor who embodies the spirit of Hollywood as well.  Hmm.  Whose the guy who designed the Hollywood sign.  The thing on the Hills.  Cause whoever it was I don't get it.  And HOW TE HELL did it catch on.  Way out in the distance somewhere.  Not that big a sgin.  WHO TE HELL'S attention is that catching.  AND HOW TE HELL DID IT WORK.
    Maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe it's not THAT FAR OUT in the distance.  Maybe it is BIGGER than I give it credit for.  NOPE.  I say it's OUT IN TEH MIDDLE OF NOWHERE and it's VERY SMALL THAT NO ONE CAN SEE IT.  And what I say goes or is a representatoin of what goes.  Anyway.  What else is up and crap.  Michael J Fox huh.  Wonder what he's all about.  Bet there's a filmic representatoin about it somewhere.  TONS.  FIctional Filmic Representatoins.  DOCUMENTRIAL FILIMC.  All the bases.  What else.  What are some other good Michael J Fox Films I have yet to see.  I don't think I've ever seen Teen Folf.  Hmm.  Never seen Adult Wolf either.  I've never seen Wolf at any ages.  Hmm.  Michael J Fox still a young man.  What he gonna do NOW.  HE SHOULD TRY SOME ACTING.  Right?  Seems like he could do some micro acting rolls here and there for FUN and PROSPERITY.
    Last paragraph of the act.  Maybe voice acting at least.  That's fun and prosperous.  JUST ASK DAN CASTTELOUSNESTA.  Hmm.  What characters does he do besides Homer.  I SHOULD KNOW THIS.  I'm Super Simpsons Fan #14.  Ah ALL TOHSE CHARACTERS.  He does PLENTY OF EM.  Good for THEM.  Does #14 mean I'm the 14th from the top highest Best fan.  That's what I was thinking going into it.  Hmm.  Not sure how that's calculated exactly though.  GOOD.  Things are BETTER when you DON'T KNOW what they mean.  Once You Know What Things Mean They Lose All Meaning.  Getting package of assorted chocolate cookies.  That's on one level by far the most exciting thing I'm getting from Amazin Fresh this afternoon.  On another level HORRIFYING and/or Boring.  Hmm.   When was the last time I took a day off before yesterday.  Probably a few months ago.  Don't think it was THAT long.  I'D SAY MONTHS.  HORRIFYING and/or Boring.  That's LIFE for ya.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit. That's LIFE for ya.  Me Being Back In A Little Bit.  YEAH.  See ya then.

life still doesn't matter

     Hey friends.  Got back from walk II!  Silence walk.  Was the right move.  I appreciated all the non-noise going on in my brain. I think.  Lemme try to THINK BACK to the quiet I had going on.  Hmm.  Can't really imagine any quiet.  I CAN imagine the LESS noise that I would have been going through if I had put music on though.  Would have been even MORE noise.  Anyway.  Chocolate Chip Muffins were not in Amazon Fresh stock.  So that's good.  No muffins this week.  Not gonna get any exciting muffins for breakfast.  Could be worse.  Was a bit of an indulgence endeavor anyway.  A large part of me is Better Off Without them. WELL that's good.  I feel great about it.  See you IN HELL Indulgence Endeavor.  Some nice musicality to the phrase Indulgence Endeavor.  I don't hate it! 
    Hmm.  Next musical project band name may be INDULGENCE ENDEAVOR.  Well that's if I find the CD-ROM.  If I ever find the the appropriate CDROM such that I can start working on music again then YES My next Musical Project can be Indulgence Endeavor.  WE'LL SEE.  Possible every Creative Project I've ever worked on is AN INDULGENCE ENDEAVOR if not in name than in deed.  Not sure waht words mean exactly but off the top of my head that feels about right.  Always wanting to indulge myself.  WHY it's as if when I'm working creatively to entertain myself My goal is just TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF.  Huh.  That's all well and good to entertain myself.  But if I wanna work creatively to pay the bills then I gotta make Primary Directive now for the creative work to Pay The Bills.  Then what's Function of Creative Work.  f(x) = PAYTHEBILLS.  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
    Huh.  Two thirds into Spring.  A month until Summer.  Wow!  SUMMER.  Not sure I'm on board with having a summer this year.  Unthrilled about Climate Change.  Feels like we should take summer off this year.  Every little bit of Less Heat counts.  THIS YEAR NO SUMMER.  MAKES A LITTLE BIT OF A DIFFERENCE.  We all gotta do our part.  If I were a flame throwing ACE pitcher for Major League Baseball I'd throw less fast balls TO DO MY PART for fighting global warming.  LESS HEAT the better.  Also what else is up.  More splitballs the better.  If I were a pitcher my top unhittable pitch would be I Throw It To The Thirdbaseman.  NO WAY is the batter gonna make contact with that.  NOT GONNA BE ANY HITS AT ALL.  Possibly many endless half innings.  Sure.  Presumably gonna go to Early Simpsons when this is over.  Those are pleasurable experiences to watch.  That's not what I wanted to say.  OR IS IT.
    Penultimate paragraph.  I don't think it is what I wanted to say.  Stuck with it though!  Huh.  Well I'm NOT stuck with it.  HERE'S MY CHANCE to abandon it.  Okay.  Watching the simpsons is a pleasurable experience to have occur.  I think.  IS TAHT what I want to say?  I don't know.  Let's go with that for now though.  FOR NOW that's what I'm stuck with FOR NOW.  Who cares what I want to say.  INCONSEQUENTIAL in the grand scheme of things IN TEH WORLD.  Sounds about right.  What's today.  SUNDAY. Feels like a Monday.  To Me.  Recently in the day.  Last half hour or hour.  Not sure why.  Possibly because of NEURONS in my brain.  Gotta love neurons.  Always FIRING.  Misfiring as the case may be.  What else is up.  Maybe there's a Brand New To The World Simspons epsidoe tonight.  Let's see.  YEAH.  I'll watch that I think.  I think that I'll watch.
    Okay.  Huh.  Seems like I got just one more paragraph to write.  That's pretty good.  I can do that within a certain amount of Time And Space.  Possibly LOOK FOR CD-ROM when this is over.  I GOT A GOOD SHOT as long as it still exists somewhere.  Well that's good I guess.  No chocolate chip muffins means I got more limitted optoins for breakfasts over the next week.  WOW.  TIME FOR SAVORY BREAKFAST BURRITO to pull it's wait.  Good.   HEALTEIR to have savory breakfast instead of Sugary breakfast.  Savory instead of sugary is healthy 9 times out of 10 I would guess.  Probably not 10 times out of 10.  I WOULD GUESS 1 times out of 10 it's healthier to have sugary instead of savory.  Good Guess. I'm a GOOD GUESSER.   Pretty good.  NOT THE BEST!  Pretty close though.  Ugh.  I'll be back tonight or something.  See ya later.

This Was A Fun Time

     Hey friends!  Just got back from watching the new Simpsons.  Got Back FROM WHERE.  My Same Place.  Same place IN PLACE.  Different place IN TIME.  Same place in LIEN OF TIME.  Same COURSE IN LIEN OF TIME.  Huh.  Anyway I counted 4 Chortles THREE OF WHICH were grouped up at the end.  I believe Chortle is a word.  I CH or TLE.  Gonna go with, "Tle."  Either way I think it was an interesting experience to watch the episode.  NOW I KNOW WHAT 2020's Live TV New Episodes Are Like.  SO THIS is what The World Is WOrkign With these days.  I LIKE IT.  I LIKE IT A LOT.  Not for myself. But I like it for other people.  GOOD FOR AMERICA.  I think people are gonna get a kick out of this kind of life.  NOT FOR ME.  What's for me then.  I DUNNO SEASON ELEVEN OF INTERVENTION ON HULU.  What happens when that runs out.  SEASON TEN.  Most people would be moving forward in seasons.  YEAH BUT FOR SOME REASON I'M WORKING BACKWARDS.
    Okay.  Gonna probably have Curry Chicken when this is over.  Found out I can connect my computer to my TV once more.  So I can now watch films on The Shutter!  Swamazing.  Took four walks today.  That's pretty good!  Listened to some more PODCAST today.  I stand by my decision.  HOP UP UPON MY DECISION and RIDE IT like a TRAIN.  Why stand by it when I CAN RIDE IT like some sort of TRAIN.  What does that mean.  Man.  I haven't ridden public transportation in a long time.  AT SOME POINT I GOTTA GET BACK INTO TEH SWING OF THINGS.  PANDEMIC B. DAMNED.  Maybe take some of Oh I Don't Know IMPROV CLASS.  That's the thing that people do when there's No Good Things They Can Do.  HEY.  NO GOOD TINGS YOU CAN DO?  HERE'S ONE DUMB TING YOU CAN DO.  TAKE AN IMPROV CLASS.  IT'S DUMB.  BUT YOU CAN DO IT.  IT'S A TING.  IT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE.  GO FIR IT.  Pretty sure I'd only be Opposite Good at improv though.  I'd only come up with THE EXACT OPPOSITE of Good Improvisation Ideas. 
    EVERYTIME I'd have to come up with something funny to say I'd come up with either EXACTLY THE WRONG TING To say or EXACTLY NOTHING to say.  IT'S BE HORRORIBLE.  It's be THE MIRROR IMAGE of what it should be.  YEP.  THAT'S ACCURATE.  Improv AIN'T FOR ME.  Maybe I should do SKETCH WHRITING.  That way at least if I write the exact opposite of a good sketch it might still be good IN AN EQUAL BUT OPPOSITE WAY.  Anyway.  What else is equal but opposite.  Plessy Versus Furgeson.  Wonderful.  Feels like there was soem sort of Cops Shooting Unarmed Black Man or something in a Ferguson.  Or maybe it was a school shooting.  Point is too many Bad-For-Black-People Furegsons to keep track of.  Oh right that was MICHAEL BROWN.  BROWN VERSUS BOARD OF EDUCATION.  ALL OF THESE WORDS ARE JUST BEING RECYCLED IT TURNS OUT.  Whatta scam.
     Fourth paragraph.  LIZZO was a non-self-impersonating guest star of Simpsons tonight.  I HATE PEOPLE WHO IMPERSONATE BEING THEMSELVES.  Hmm.  HMM.  HMMMMMM.  To be fair I also hate people who don't impersonate being themselves.  I just hate most people.  I am a CURMUDGEON.  It's not GOOD or BAD.  It just IS.  Maybe one day I will like people.  That's THEIR problem not mine.  I think everyone is happier with me not liking them.  Easier for me.  Certainly easier for them.  World is a better place overall.  I DON'T LIKE living a life where I dislike every single person I come across but CAN'T ARGUE WIT THE RESULTS.  Huh.  Gonna have to think about that one.  I spend frighteningly little time actually thinking.  Which is weird.  Because you'd think all my time conscious I'd be presumably TINKING to some extent, right?  WRONG.  NOT REALLY TINKING AT ALL when you think about it.  NOT TINKING MUCH AT ALL.
     Last paragraph of the night!  Wow.  Looks like reference to shooting of Michael Brown got abbreviated into, "Shooting of Unarmored Black Man."  I'd also point out shooting of un-provoking black man.   Un-INCRIMINATING black man.  IS TAHT WHAT INCRIMATING MEANS?  SURE IT ISN'T.  BUT WE CAN HARDLY BLAME MICHAEL BROWN FOR THAT.  GREAT.  Point is are POLICE any better in 2023 than they were in 2014?  My guess IS SURE TEHY AREN'T.  I'd like to see an HBO DOCUMENTRY on state of Racism in Police in 2023.  IT'D BE FASCINATING.  I know what state of racism in police was like in GENERAL IN RECENT PAST was but WHAT TE HELL DO I KNOW THE STATE OF RACISM IN POLICE IS in 2023 EXACTLY.  ZERO THAT'S WHAT.   Also I TRUST JBO on this sort of thing.  Either to be entertaining with the DOC or to educate me.  THEY'LL SATISFY AT LEAST ONE OF TE BASES.  Doesn't matter WHICH.  Just cover ONE and I feel you've done your job.
   Bonus paragraph.  Wow.  My first instinct is Racism in police is worse than ever but then my second instinct is HEY YA KNOW WHAT MAYBE RACISM HAS DECREASED.  WHY NOT.  THROUGH THE NATURAL COURSE OF TINGS THE LOGIC OF TOLERANCE, ACCEPTANCE AND LOVE MAY PREVAIL ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.  That'd be an interesting mix-em-up at least.  What else is up.  TOLERANCE is a strange word to use when it comes to Enjoying Other Groups Of People.  WE MUST LEARN TO, "TOLERATE," other people.  NO MATTER HOW, "INTOLERABLE," OTHER PEOPLE SEEM TO BE.  HOW, "ABRASIVE," THEY ARE AT FIRST.  HOW, "OFF PUTTING," THEY ARE INITIALLY.  We must learn to STAND them.  Tolerance.  Okay!  Works for me I guess!  Probably made that joke Six Times Before.  IT'S A GOOD JOKE.  If I make it six times AGAIN it wouldn't be enough.  Anyway I'll be back tomorrow.  See ya then.

-9:47 P.M.

Friday, May 19, 2023

No I Am NOT Happy With This

     Hey friends.  Pretty late time to be starting an Act I!  12:44 PM.  Was up a lot earlier.  Waited around for Super Market delivery.  Then Accepted Super Market delivery.  Then took a walk.  WENT OKAY.  Didn't go over Thing By Thing to see if I got everything I wanted from Super Market.  Gonna guess I did.  Haven't gotten around to Guessing it yet.  Right now, if I WASgonna guess, to be honest?  I would guess I DIDN'T.  I dunno why.  My instinct is that IT'S MORE LIKELY I DID.  I just feel like GAMBLING.  WANNA GAMBLE THAT I DIDN'T.  LET'S MIX THINGS UP.  Anyway.  Finished the Netflix version of Woodstick 1999 documentary.  HBO VERSION WAS A LOT METTER.  More context.  More entertainment.  More SERIOUS look.  If this is a good Point Of Reference for which is better-- HBO OR NETFLIX-- then I'm gonna say ADVANTAGE HBO.  Anyway.  Feels like there's a Premium Channel on My Regular Live TV called FLIX.  What the HELL.  How is Netflix okay with that.  I'M UPSET ABOUT IT and I have absolutely no DOG IN TAHT FIGHT.
    Wow.  Greenday lyric where they go I Fell Asleep While Watching SPIKE TV  ALways seemed weird to me.  SPIKE TV I think was a brand new Channel at the time.  Not really a well known channel. Is it well known now?  I DUNNO!  MAY HAVE GONE UNDER COMPLETELY.  Or may have VAULTED TO THE FRONT OF ALL CHANNNELS WHAT DO I KNOW.  Either way Kinda feels like they paid Greenday maybe 400K to get shoehorned into a lyric.  WHY DOES GREENDAY NEED TO BE WATCHING SPIKE TV.  Anyway.  Might have had re-runs of COPS or something.  That might have been the kind of thing on SPIKE TV in 2004.  Hmm.  Ate another breakfast sandwich this morning.  Relative to having ate one a day or two ago as well.  That's why it's, "ANOTHER."  Greenday could have just said, "MY TV."  Exact same sound.  But they don't get 400 Thousand Dollars from The Spike TV people.  So you could see the bind they were in.  Might have made SPIKE TV LYRIC complaint here in Oh I Don't Know 2017.  GOOD it's an important point.  IT'S A GOOD THING I bring it up semi-regularly.
    Coffee time.  Pretty sure Spike Lee sued Spike TV.  Pretty sure that was a a real story too.  Maybe Spike TV should go on TEH OFFENSE and SUE EVERYBODY before they get a chance to sue them first.  FLOOD THE ZONE AS IT WERE.  If I know anything about the law AND I DO that's how it works.  GO ON TE OFFENSE and then no one would be able to catch up with you.  MOst airings of cops are re-runs.  Probably.  Doesn't have to be LIVE.  So why would they only show it once.  Not sure I've ever seen an episode of COPS.  Seems in poor taste.  Why should I have to  be exposed to underprivledged people be taken advantage of.  By which I mean ME.  Be taken advantage of by THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX.  shown COMMERCIALS every seven minutes.  AND I DON'T GET ANYTHING BACK IN RETURN.  Entertainment maybe.  I don't even LIKE that entertinment.  Well then why am I watching it.  I'M NOT GOOD TEN I'M GLLAD.
   Fourth paragraph.  Was wrapping up a podcast on first walk.  DON'T THINK I wanna continue on with this podcast. It was enjoyable.  But FEELS WRONG.  I don't wanna go down this podcast rabbithole any longer.  Not what I want out of life for the immediate future.  Maybe go for some music for the next walk.  How do rabbits make holes.  Is it by DIGGING.  Who taught rabbits how to dig.  Was it OLDER RABBITS.  Rabbits got paws.  Paws seem ILL IQUIPT for diggins.  Gotta have MUCH MORE THAN RABBIT PAWS for some prime digging. WELL CLEARLY NOT.  I dunno.  Brother is coming over tomorrow.  So is person who assesses Kitchen Floor damage.  Probably not the same person.  They will plausibly be here at the same time.  So if it IS the same person and they've been MRS DOUBTFIRING IT they'd have to really Turn Up The Trickery by racing back and forth to the bathroom while Being My Brother and switching back and forth between That and Being The Floor Guy.
   Fifth paragraph.  DOUBT FIRE?  WELL THAT'S ONE WAY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE.  I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA FEEL A LOT MORE CALM A LOT MORE OF THE TIME BUT ALSO WHEN THERE IS A FIRE YOU'RE GONNA BE THE MOST LIKELY TO BURN.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  Gonna try to stop eating lots of snacks again today.  LAST WEEK OR SO lotta snacks lately.  Cool it down on those.  Even the cool snacks.  Perhaps especially the cool snacks.  Three or four walks today.  Might wanna take a break from watching 11th season Simpsons and go back to Season I Simpsons.  MAYBE NOT ABANDON SEASON 11 COMPLETELY.  Sort of SPLINTER INTO BOTH.  Sometimes continue what I've been doing with Simpsons.  And then Breakoff ALSO into re-starting Simpsons as a SEPERATE ALTERNATE TIMELINE.  Hmm.  That's one way to live my life.  Perhaps The Only Way.  I guess we'll see what happens.  Gotta live your life One And Only Way and UNFORTUNATELY AND OR FORTUNATELY it may be that way.
   Sixth paragraph.  Probably.  I don't KNOW what the first episode of the Simpsons is.  I USED to think it was Call Of The Simpsons but NOW I believe it isn't.  MAY be the one where they get Santas Little Helper but I don't KNOW what that one is called POSSIBLY Sant'as Little Leper Makes Three.  Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire.  That's what it's called.  WOW.  YOU JUST TALKED YOURSELF RIGHT OUT OF A SALE.  Now I don't think this is a good idea at all.  WHAT ARE SOME GOOD BACK-UP IDEAS I HAVE.  Hmm.  TV will provide good back-up ideas for me!  What back-up ideas.  WHAT IDEAS.  JUST RIDE THE TV WAVE AS IT COMES AND GOES as I have been for the last 34 years.  I DID IT BEFORE AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN.  I don't know what that means.  WHICH IS FINE I DON'T NEED TO KNOW LET TV WORRY ABOUT BIGGER PICTURE THINGS LIKE THAT FOR ME.
   Seventh paragraph.  Maybe I can read a book instead of watching TV.  Book is just TV but for the Antonym of Lazy people.  So what.  Doesn't impress me none reading myself a book.  SURE IT'S IMPRESSIVE and productive.  SURE maybe that's not a terrible idea.  SURE Maybe I should do that.  SURE.  Not sure what I'm having for dinner tonight.  Got entire SIX Fresh meal choices.  Right now most exciting option is CHICKEN CURRY.  What would TV think and/or say about that.  TV WOULD APPROVE.  TV would be in favor of me having what I wanted.  TV would have NO OBJECTION to me having what I wanted for dinner tonight AT ALL.  Whew.  Chicken Curry Favor.  What does TV have to say ABOUT THAT. ...TV says, "Check Back Later."  Hmm very cagey response.  I don't know. 
   Three paragraphs to go!  Friday!  Apple Music has updated New SONG.  New ALBUM.  New UPdated Curated PLAYLIST.  I shall most likely be listening to some of that on Walk II.  Ya never know what you're gonna get when you put on some tunes.  But what's the worst that could happen.  Hmm.  I can think of 3 or several Horrible Things off the top of my head that could happen.  BUT in the interest of not psychically manifesting them I CHOOSE  NOT TO say them explicitlly.  THE LESS SAID about the Horrible Things That Can Happen Just By Listening To Songs THE BETTER.  Hmm Anything really GREAT that can happen by listening to some killer tracks??  SURE.  LOTS OF GOOD STUFF.  BUT IN THE INTEREST OF NOT PSYCHICALLY MANIFESTING TEM I will not be typing THOSE out either.  Why wouldn't I wanna manifest the good things.  DON'T HAVE TIME for good things today.  FULL SCHEDULE OF NOTHING.  CAN'T FIT IN ANYTHING.  NOT TODAY.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Is it possible the color the Sipmsons appear to be CHANGES every year EVER SO SLIGHTLY and none of us notice?  MY GUESS?  WHY.  Possibly changes every scene.  PERHAPS EVEN EVERY PIXEL.  I don't know how they produce Simpsons episodes I'm not In the, "Business."  Well anyway.  Most celebrities who appear on Simpsons DRAMATICALLY seem like better people than celebrities who DON'T appear on Simpsons.  IF YOU'RE  A CELEB you're gonna wanna appear on the Simpsons.  That's a no brainer.  EVEN THEY'RE POKING FUN. TAKE A CHANCE and lend your voice.  IT'S YOUR BEST SHOT AT HAVING PEOPLE LIKE YOU.  That's how I feel at least.  Anyway.  I dunno.  Maybe I should shave today.  Probably should.  It'd be weird to shave on exactly the same day it occurred to me that I probably should shave.  Even weirder to just shave Regularly On Schedule.
    Last paragraph of the act.  That was a close shave.  All shave is close shave.  Otherwise whats the point.  You shave and it's not a close shave THAT'S NOT REALLY A SHAVE AT ALL THEN, NOT EVEN CLOSE.  Hmm.  The Shaves and Shave Nots.  No buying new sodae for 3rd week in a row.  Possibly 4th week.  Great!  What else is up.  How is Writing Strike going.  I believe it is OnGoing.  Hmm.  NOT that I would do it BUT is it possible I could get a job as a SCAB crossing some sort of picket lien.  I wouldn't do it PRESUMABLY because of Morals.  Probably MANY MANY MANY people would, though!  But they're all idiots like me.  Who can't Actually write for TV.  SURE they can cross the prichet line and pretend to be writers but everyone knows non-pros can't ACTUALLY write TV.  Hmm.  SOUNDS LIKE STUDIO Surely KNOWS DEEP DOWN they need the Professional Writers.  Probably do.  That's what I Would Know If I Were Them.  Anyway.  I'll be back in a little bit.  

several hours later

     Hey friends.  Got some five paragraphs to write.  Listened to some New In Alternative mosaic on Walk II.  It was okay.  Ate some Goldon Graham cereal upon returning.  I think we're all caught up now.  Figure I got one more walk in me today.  FIGURE I got amazon fresh delivery coming on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY afternoon.  3 PM to 5 PM Window.  That'll be good.  Now I got something to do for All Days Of The Weekend.  Saturday... Sunday... THE WORKS.  Friday is a day of the weekend, too.  Do I have anything going on for today.  I don't think so.  I have whatever I'm doing right now.  Gonna have to look into that one. I Don't Think I'm Doing Anything At The Moment.  Presumably I am in the process of ACTION. I am VERBING it up.  But I don't know exactly what if we're being honest.  ARE WE BEING HONEST? I DON'T KNOW.  CAN'T TELL.  NOT PAYING CLOSE ENOUGH ATTENTION I DON'T THINK.  IT'S BEYOND ME.
    Hmm.  Guess I'm checking the mail when this act is over.  That's A THING to do.  I GUESS.  I haven't gotten High School Newsletter in a while.  WHERE'S MY STUYVESANT SPECTATOR.  I WANNA READ THE GLOSSARY.  Whatever.  Only part of newsletter I like is Class Updates.  MAYBE there's an update from someone in MY graduating class.  Solid, I dunno, 1/3 chance I'd recognize the name of a random person in my Graduating Class.  So if someone in Graduating Class DID A TING WOW I'D BE THRILLED TO FIND OUT ABOUT TAHT.  Then again PERHAPS the names  I'd be prone to remember would be MORE LIKELY to have NOT done rememberance things.  SO if there's a name in the Class Notes MORE LIKELY I DON'T RECOGNIZE IT.  WHY AM I YELLING.  BECAUSE I'VE GOT A LOT OF BAD FEELINGS INSIDE DESPITE THE JOYFUL SUNNY DISPOSITION I PUT UP AS A FRONT.
    Oh okay that's good.  Not sure I have that many bad feelings inside.  No such thing as Bad Feelings-- only Bad People.  Heard that in a physciatirst office or something.  Haven't been in a pshyciatrist office in a while.  BEEN IN HEMATOLOGIST office lately.  Who knows what kind of pshycitrary hematopogist performs in their spare time.  When hematologist was done taking my blood a day or two ago she specifically asked me do you want cottonball and tape or a bandaid.  I WENT WITH THE TAPE.  I AIN'T NEED NO SPECIAL ATTENTION.  WE CAN GO LO FI.  NO NEED DRESSING IT UP FOR A NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN.  Anyway.  Maybe I shuold have asked for the bandaid.  MOST PEOPLE WOULD HAVE.  I'm not most people though.  I'm not even A PLURALITY of people.  Not even close!   Okay.  Maybe I'm 15% of people!  WOW.  PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.  I think so. 
    Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Works for me.  First place dinner contender is chicken curry.  Second place is Kids Chicken Parm.  IS there a third choice that is a decent shot.  NEM NOT REALLY.  What does, "NEM," mean.  I GUESS NO.  IN THIS CONTEXT NEM MEANS NO.  So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  I guess Must Be Something.  What's the most exciting Class Notes I've ever seen in High School Newsletter.  Nothing.  Hmm.  What's the most exciting thing I've ever seen Anywhere Ever.  Hmm that's a much better MACRO question because at least There's SOME answer to that SOMEHOW.  Hmm.  Still not sure though.  Hmm.  Most exciting thing I've ever SEEN?  Probably some sort of MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.  Most exciting thing I've ever EXPERIENCED?  Probably COCAINE.
    Last paragraph of the act.  Most exciting thing I've ever HEARD?  SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING.  CAN'T TELL YA WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.  If you know-- you know!  If you don't, YA DON'T.  Anyway.  Figure I'll take a walk after this paragraph.  That's the way my life has turnt out.  So that's good.  Life goes on.  Probably.  Life will continue to TURN OUT in different and exciting ways BEYOND me taking a walk in a few minutes.  WOW I wonder what kind of walks at what exact times during the day Life Will Have Me Taking in the future.  My guess is SEVERAL WALKS at SEVERAL EXACT TIMES.  Wow!  Doesn't get much sweeter than SEVERAL.  Hmm.  Maybe I'd like CHEESE with my dinner.  Making the kids chicken parm The WAY TO GO.  Good.  I will keep you updated on this situation shall it progress.  See ya later.      

Surely Tonight Is Okay

     Hi friends.  Another daytime down.  Cycled back to the Beginning Of The Simpsons!  Watched two episodes.  They were good. OH BOY WERE THEY.  Also they were ABOUT BOYS.  Guy named BART.  Backwards called Trab.  Trab Called Qust.  I feel like I've seen the word Trib in reference to porn or masturbation or something and I know it's something gross but I don't know what it is. I GUESS I better LTURQ.  Oh.  Lesbian thing.  TAHT's NOT GROSS.  THAT'S NOT GROSS AT ALL.  I ENDORSE TRIBBING.  Unless it's between people I don't endorse.  If it's between participants who I DON'T PERSONALLY APPROVE OF then NOPE THIS TRIBBING DOES NOT HAVE MY OFFICIAL GO-AHEAD.  Anyway.  Trials and TRIBulations.  I'm not on Trial here.  Kind of am.  WE'RE ALL ON TRIAL HERE.  It's called LIFE.  WE WANT TO GET INTO GOOD AFTERLIFE NOT BAD AFTERLIFE.  MAKE A CASE FOR GOD.  THE TEST BEGINS YESTERDAY get with the program.
    Hmm.  Gonna have dinner when the entry is over.  Probably the Currified Chicken.  Seems to be the way to go.  God is probably okay with that.  Probably wouldn't move the needle much in either direction if I have Chicken Curry tonight.  Not as far as I can tell.  If I could tell better, though, that'd be a valuable Telling Thing!  I WISH I HAD AN APPLIANCE that could tell me WHAT MEALS TO EAT TO GET ME CLOSER TO HEAVEN.  Every little bit counts!  Huh.  Would I always choose the meal which gets me closer to Heaven?  OF COURSE NOT.  Sometimes I'd just choose the meal THAT I'M MOST IN THE MOOD FOR.  That's PHILOSOPHY FOR YA.  Either/Or.  How do you wanna live your life.  WANNA BASE YOUR MEALS on the IMMEDIATE base pleasure satisfaction of enjoying the meal in the moment.  OR do you wanna choose the moral, responsible meal that'll get ya INTO HEAVEN.  WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT. 
     I think the answer is obvious.  YEAH.  Hmm.  Been eating some saltines today.  GOOD.  Are Christ Crackers salted.  When you eat Jesus Wafers in Catholic church.  DO they salt them slightly just to make them a little bit more enjoyable.  MY GUESS IS YES.  Hmm.  RRiff on the FAMOUS scene in Armageddon with Ben Affleck riffing on Animal Crackers being more like cookies but he's talking about Jesus Cookies.  How come I can't remember what you call God Snacks.  I KEEP CALLING THEM BY OTHER NAMES.  What are they called.  BODY OF CHRIST.  You know what I mean.  THE THING WHERE YOU EAT THE THING AND IT'S THE OTHER THING.  Amazing.  IS tribbing an onomatopoeia.  FEELS LIKE TRIBBING MIGHT BE THE SOUND THE TRIBBING MAKES.  Possible every word in all of language is onomatopoeia and we just don't know it.  Not sure what the HELL that's supposed to mean.
   Okay.  Two paragraphs to go.  That'll do the trick.  I have no more orange soda for the rest of the week after I'm done with the orange soda I'm drinking right now over the course of the next hour or two.  OKAY.  I CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT ORANGE SODA.  I have DARK colored soda.  You now BLACK.  SYRUP colored soda.  What do you call that color.  GLASS FILLED IN color.  Anyway THAT.  ALSO got SILVER colored soda.  Got all my bases covered.  Just not orange!  I'll be okay.  IS ORANGE the sound that orange makes.  Yes.  YES IT IS.  Anyway.  IS ANYONE'S favorite Simpsons' pet Snowball II.  WHAT TE HELL is their problem.  Also DO SIMPSONS have Fish?  I think every now and then there are references to Simpsons having Goldfish but it's not 100% of the time.  I better LTURQ RIGHT NOW.
  IT'S WEIRD.  There's no real record of The Simpsons Owning Goldfish BUT when you watch The Simpsons THEY HAVE GOLDFISH NOW AND AGAIN.  I've stumbled onto the biggest STUMBLING STUMBLE in the Simpsons since I DON'T KNOW WHEN.  Anyway.  Goldfish are great pets to have.  What FUN.  Fun for YOU.  Fun for the FISH.  FUN FOR THE TANK OF WATER.  Tank of water is really the only think that's having fun there.  YOU aren't having fun and goldfish isn't having fun.  TANK OF WATER IF HAVING A BLAST THOUGH.  Goldfish eh.  What do you get out of having and maintaining real goldfish that you wouldn't get out of just having a plastic goldfish.  NOTHING.  JUST PUT A PIECE OF PLASTIC IN A TANK.  DON'T BE AN IDIOT.  In fact just replace everything in your life with pieces of plastic.  DON'T BE A DUMMY.  Everything in your life could be Falsities!  WELL at least your goldfish, let's start there at least.  SEE HOW THAT GOES at least.
   Hmm.  Probably getting The Bakery tomorrow.  It's a MOTHER'S DAY MIRACLE.  Mother's day was LAST WEEK.  I know THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT A MIRACLE.  Anyway this should be the last paragraph.  Last paragraph should have been the last paragraph.  Probably should have never written a paragraph in my life besides what was required for Schooling.  YET here we are.  So that's good.  Probably just use fork with chicken curry meal.  IDEALLY I'd be using fork and knife but I TINK I CAN GET BY WITHOUT THE KNIFE.  JUST FORK FOR ME.  I don't know the WHYS or The HOWS but for SOME REASON I will forego the Knife.  CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.  JUST THE WAY MY LIFE HAS GONE AND WILL CONTINUE TO GO. Such is the luck of the drawer.  So that's good.  I guess that's it for now!  I will see you tomorrow.

-8:24 P.M.

Thursday, May 18, 2023

My Other Website Is An Honor Student

     Hey friends.  Up real late today.  Got back from first walk and it's 1:35 PM.  1 3 5.  Sounds like sequential odd integers.  Sequential.  ODD.  INTEGERS?  Yes!  What did I accomplish over night that was so great I had to stay in bed longer.  Possibly Dreams.  Been dreaming a lot every night.  Interesting dreams.  Haven't been RECORDING my dreams.  A few months ago I had the idea I'd try to start remembering my dreams.  By RECORDING THEM.  Gave up on that though.  FOR THE BEST.  That sets DANGEROUS PRECEDENT.  Well good.  Started listening to Podcast yesterday.  That's good.  Sets dangerous precedent though.  We'll see how far that takes me.  Not this episode in specifics but Podcasts in general.  Seems like I can bounce around from episode to episode from podcast to podcast for a long, long time.  VERY DANGEROUS THOUGH.  Could WREAK HAVOC on my lifestyle choices. Why.  Hmm.  Maybe I can host a Podcast.  About what.  THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
    That's the EXACT OPPOSITE of my comfort zone.  EXACT opposite.  Which is EXACTLY WHY I'm best suited for the podcast.  I have a NATURAL INCLINATION for inquisitiveness about the topic.  I'd be A PERFECT TEST SUBJECT for LEARNING ABOUT OUTSIDE WORLD.  Just need be be paired with an Outside World expert for the podcast.  I can teach him about My Inside World.  Every episode we spend 150 seconds on MY DUMB LIFE.  THE FANS WOULD GET SOME SORT OF STRANGE PITY KICK OUT OF THAT THAT THEY CAN'T QUITE PUT THEIR FINGER ON.  Not sure it's a PITY Kick.  Some sort of strange Sadness Feel-Bad-For Wish-Him-The-Best Kick. You get the idea.  That's what pity is more or less.  Should be able to fit in 4 walks today even though I'm hours behind schedule.  AT LEAST THREE ANYWAY.  What kind of guests do we have on Podcast.  People who tell us about The World Outside.  Maybe ARTISTS of some sort.  Or SCIENTISTS.  Or JOURNALISTS or people in POLITICS.  Really ANYONE who has ANY sort of stake in The Outside World.  Hmm.  Lots of Divisions of The Outside World.  WOW.  Ya got the arts.  The sciences.  The journals.  And the politics.  AND then you got Michaels' Inside World.
    Coffee time.  I like Michaels' Inside World.  VERY LOW STAKES WORLD these days.  ISN'T ALWAYS THAT WAY.  One day will be VERY HIGH STAKES WORLD.  FOR EXAMPLE Will have to do a better job of supporting of and taking care of myself.  HIGHER STAKES when that day comes.  THIS WEEK THOUGH the stakes of My Inside World aren't too high.  When does this week end.  I dunno I was thinking Monday-Sunday Weeks.  For THIS current week-mindset.  Michael's Inside World WeekLowStakesWeekThingRightNowThing will be re-evaluated upcoming MONDAY in a few days.  DANGIT.  UGH.  What have I been talking about the last 5 hours.  I haven't been here for 5 hours.  Yeah but I've been talking about Something SOMEWHERE for 5 hours.  Mostly in DREAMS.  Forget what I was dreaming about.  No Dream Journal Entries.  Hmm.  I feel like I probably made a solid 8 or so very small dream journal entries over the course of a month.  Solid 2 or 3 sentence summaries of dreams!  OF WHICH 2 or 3 are probably legible.  Better Look into that at some point.
    Fourth paragraph!  Maybe look into finding Rocksmith CD ROM again later.  Probably REALLY IS somewhere in our Dimension.  Honestly.  It probably actually is.  What's a good PODCAST name.  How about THE PODCAST TO END ALL PODCASTS.  And part of the premise is a long term goal of sabotaging all other podcasts.  With the premise that once all other podcats are finshed We Would Ultimately Also End This Podcast as welll.  If we're ending all podcasts gotta finish teh job and end TIS ONE AS WELL.  Hmm.  Probably not gonna do that.  I hold no ill will on other podcasts.  I probably dislike 98.7% of them if I were forced to form opinions on them.  But no one is forcing me to hold opinions on them.  And even LESS people are forcing me to take actions on them.  What are people forcing me to hold opinions on and/or take actions on.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that.  If anything people are FORCING ME to hold NO opinions and take NO actions.  FORCING ME INTO INACTION and UNOPINIONATING.
    Well People Know Best.  That's how they got to be people.  People didn't get to be people by accident.  THEY EARNT IT.  Well it's Thursday anyway.  Thursday reminds me of Thurman Munson.  He was a Major League Baseball player of YesterYear.  Not all the way back of YesterYester Year.  But very solidly YesterYear.  One might say even Beyond what many would say YesterYear was. IT'S UP FOR DEBATE.  This is the kind of stuff that Baseball Nerds debate.  You get some real intelligent geek baseball nerds in a room who love STATS and BASEBALL and they'll debate for HOURS how many YESTERS in YesterYear was Thurman Munson.  That sort of thing.  Anyway.  Nerd for Simpsons!  Watching the Simpsons the last few days made me realize it!  Not a nerd in the context of being a geek-nerd-FAN-nerd-type-nerd for many things in life.  But Simpsons is ONE of the things.  Feels like I'm in good company there.  Lotta people in my generation are uniquely nerdy about The Simpsons.  It's a GOOD COMPANY because it's LOTS of people.  Lots means Good!
    Sixth paragraph.  Sure I spent 15 years not caring about the Simpsons much at all.  But it all comes right back to me anyway.  So I say that means I'm a nerd.  I SPEND A DECADE ANDA HALF NOT GIVING IT A SECOND AND/oR FIRST AND A HALF THOUGHT and I'M STILL A NERD ABOUT IT!  Luck Of The Drawer.  I spent times over that 15 years intermittently watching and or JUST THINKING ABOUT the Simpsons here and there.  YEAH.  Point is MOVING ON.  Never thought IN MY LIFE I'd consider myself a Nerd For A Thing and do so HALFLY PROUDLY.  Just didn't think I WAS THAT TYPE OF PERSON.  I STILL DON'T.  I'M DISSOCIATING AS I'M DOING IT.  THIS ISN'T REAL.  NONE OF THIS IS REAL.  Not 100% what disassociating means.  If it means HALF OF what I think it means though I'm in good shape.  Well this entry is crappy so far.  HURTS nobody though.   Just real Crap.  Nothing.  NOTHING TO IT.  Totally harmlessNothing!  YES.
    Seventh paragraph.  Hopefully I'm BUILDING UP to something.  Something Good.  That hurts SOME people.  Somewhat Harmful Something!  WOW that sounds PROMISING.  I don't wanna hurt anybody.  Unless it's myself.  Then it's WORTH IT.  I can cause myself pain FOR A GREATER GOOD.  Probably.  Seems like something I'd be okay with every now and again.  Well anyway.  Gotta finalize a couple of Fresh orders today.  Got Amazon Fresh.  Got Fresh Direct.  Should be pretty good.  Possible Rocksmith CDROM got put inside some DVD case that isn't The Rocksmith CDROM case.  Doesn't appear to be OUTSIDE any DVD case.  Guess I'm gonna have to go through DVD CASE BY DVD CASE.  Gotta be somewhere.  Possibly I Slept Walk and hid it in my sleep.  Possibly I hid it while I was awake.  Dissassociated while I did it!  When ya don't know what words mean that means you can do ANYTHING with em.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT DISASSOCIATING MEANS so that means IT CAN MEAN PRACTICALLY ANYTHING which means I CAN DO ANYTHING BY DOING IT.  Hmm.  Sounds like I could accomplish Both Good And Bad with that.
    Eighth paragraph.  Mostly bad.  Hmm.  Maybe try out some Chocolate Chip Muffins from Amazon Fresh.  Not happy I gotta get an ENTIRE FOUR.  I'd be a lot happier if I only had to get two.  They're pretty indulgant.  400 calories each!  I'd be a lot more comfortable if they were 350!  Hey that's where life takes ya I guess.  Anyway.  Got some Wild AlFredo for dinner tonight.  That's usually pretty fun to eat.  Probably pair it with dinneroll.  Cut in half dinner roll.  Such that you could make it into a sandwich. THAT kind of cut in half.  ALREADY CUT IN HALF THAT WAY.  I don't have a choice in the Manner.  I can do my best to ignore it though.  I do my best to ignore lots of things. And lots of things do their best to ignore me.  Possibly very  successfully.  I guess.  I don't pick up on lots of things.  I SUCCEED in that.  Not the same as ignoring.  Instead of noticing something and moving on I JUST SKIP NOTICING THE THING IN THE FIRST PLACE.  Move on with my life as if nothing ever happened cause as far as I can tell nothing did.  Makes things a lot easier as far as I can tell.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  Not sure what I'm talking about.  That sounds familiar.  Recurring THEME of life.  Starting new season of The Simpsons with the next episode.  WOW.  ELEVEN.  Now we're talking Double Digits.  Yeah I guess.  How many OZ are we talking this muffin is.  We talking 3.5 OZ?  Looks like the 4 ct is 14 oz.  SOUNDS LIKE 1 ct is 3.5 oz.  Good I can stand to eat a 3.5 oz chocolate chip muffin at some point in the next several days.  It'd be good!  Nice Saturday or Sunday morning breakfast.  I'd geta hick out of hat.  3.5 oz sounds like a thing.  NOT SURE WHY.  I SAY IT ISN'T.  But it sounds like some denomination of a thing.  I SAY IT ISN'T.  3 oz is as big as your palm.  Or my palm.  That's what internet was  always telling me about food.  Internet kept on tellign me FOR YEARS that 3 oz of food is Palm.  AT SOME POINT I JUST STOPPED CARING WHAT INTERNET HAD TO SAY ABOUT 3 OZ OF FOOD BEING AS BIG AS MY PALM.
    Last paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  That's good.  GREAT.  Got more podcast instore for upcoming walk.  Oh BOY.  TALK.  Unabrasive talk.  TOO STIMULATING.  Not sure I can handle all that unabrasiveness.  Seems like it's too good to be true.  Better give this some second thought COULD BE SOME SORT OF TRICK.  Well anyway.  Thought I might get the bakery today.  Now it seems like I'm not.  On account of If I Was It Would Be Now.  And I'm Not.  Hmm those pieces of evidence combine into a really compelling argument.  So that's good.  Is that two pieces of evidence or one.  Hard to count sometimes.  Not my place though anyway.  It'd be nice to have that skill but it'd be wasted on me anyway because NOT MY ROLE to have to count to two LEAVE IT TO THE PROS.  So whatever the point is I'm gonna go take a walk.   
   
  

you do not need to read this

     Hey friends.  Time to write 5 more paragraphs.  Already getting deep into the day.  Good stuff.  Not getting deep into the act yet.  That has not been accomplished.  But It Will Be!  Got lots of stuff to say.  Been building up to it my entire life!  And no time like the present to decide to let it out.  These five paragraphs.  RIGHT NOW.  LET'S DO IT.  Hmm.  Got nothing to say.  Which is good. Plus You've got nothing you wanna read.  This works out GREAT.  However I have 5 paragraphs I need to FILL.  And for some reason you have 5 paragraphs you need TO READ.  So we are back at square ONE.  Entry is like reservoir I need to fill with water to make complete.  And entry is like varying levels of quality garbage-filth I fill reservoir with instead of regular water.  Hmm.  That's one way to look at it.  Possibly the right way.  Works for me.
    The point is I use the word Reservoir Four To Six Times A Week.  Not sure why.  Possibly because I'm an idiot.  Possibly because 21st Century World just has Reservoir Ultra Relevant in it.  So if I talk about reservoirs a lot it's because they're important!  The important thing is I am just a vessel for divine inspiration and absolute truths.  A RESERVOIR for them if you will.  I don't wanna Be A Reservoir.  THAT SOUNDS UNPLEASANT.  And if something sounds unpleasant YOU CAN PETITION TO HAVE THAT UNDONE.  Probably someone will take a look at your petition.  Maybe even take it seriously.  Entertain it to some extent even.  I don't know how the world works.  Not sure anyone knows how the world works.  That's an inaccuracy. LOTS of people know how the world works.  PLENTY.  Just not me.  Plausibly many other people.  Definitely Not Me though.  WELL HOW COME the divine truths and absolute inspirations never clued me in on How The World Works.  CAUSE THEY LIKE TO LEAVE ME HANGING
    Three paragraphs to go.  Probably just take three walks today.  Three walks SHOULD be the normal for any Normal person.  Morning walk.  Evening walk.  MIDDLE WALK.  What's a normal person.  Hmm.  Good question.  I can tell you what a normal person ISN'T.  But I can't really say what One IS.  Wonder if I'll ever find out What Normal People Are.  Seems like a good Bucket List Goal for life.  Also the ULTIMATE would be to slowly but surely ingratiate myself into The Normal People.  Such that neither THEM NOR I even notice.  No one would even be the wiser.  THEY wouldn't know it.  I WOULDN'T know it.  NOBOODY ELSE WOULD KNOW IT.  But I'd know it.  What's going on again.  Michael wants to be Normal Again.  THAT'LL HAPPEN from time to time.  Usually followed up by Self Defense Mechanism of NO I MUST CLING TO UNIQUITITIES THEY MAKE ME WHO I AM I AM SPECIAL HEY THAT'S GREAT.  So I got THAT self defense mechanism going for me.
    Two paragraphs to go. The best self defense mechanism is a good self offense mechanism.  Gotta figure out what that means IN PRACTICE.  But once I do EVERYONE GOTTA BE ON GUARD for what that means or someting.  What else do I got going on for me.  Watch some Simpsons when this is over.  THEN take a walk.  Then guess what I got MORE Television Set to watch.  I don't know what I'm gonna do with the rest of my life PERSAY but I do got a lot of VAGUE IDEAS of WHAT I can watch on the television FOR NOW.  Not really.  Continue watching Simpsons.  That's one idea.  Not multiple ideas.  And not a very complicated idea.  Pretty much NO IDEAS AT ALL.  Just Keep Doing What I've Been Doing.  NOTHING TO IT.  Probably come up with some multiple ideas for life A little bit later on.  Gonna give it some careful considered thought.  MAYBE OVER THE WEEKEND.
    Last paragraph time.  Anything can happen I guess.  Maybe only 2% of things can happen.  Huge majority of things Cannot Happen.  STILL THOUGH. 2% of things is A LOT OF THINGS.  Just ate a couple of slices of bread.  Not one slice at a time.  DOUBLE SLICED.  Like you were eating a sandwich but no filling.  Double slice of bread.  I wish I was doing it Again Right Now.  I'm not though.  I'll have to WAIT a little bit to be eating anything again.  That's the deal you make with the devil for When You Eat.  Gotta have to wiat Some Amount Of Time before eating again!  Even if it's IMMEDIATELY.  Immediately is an amount of time.  Feels like there's probably a word that's like Immediately but EVEN MORE IMMEDIATE THAN IMMEDIATE.  A synonym that's EVEN MORE EXTREME.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Maybe over the weekend.  We'll see.  I'll see ya tonight.   
    
     

Let's Do This Again Sometime

     Hey friends.  Here to write 5 paragraphs.  Haven't eaten dinner yet.  Real late time for me to not have eaten dinner yet. OKAY WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP.  Watched some SIMPSONS.  Watching the Netflix mini series on Woodstock 1999.  It's VERY Similar to the HBO Documentary on WOodstick 1999.  Really get Nothing New out of it.  But it's a FUN topic.  So it HURTS NOBODY by watching it.  I LIKE 1999.  We're gonna party like it's 1999.  HARDLY.  I'd buy stock in wood.  GOD AIN'T MAKING ANY MORE OF IT.  That's not necessarily accurate.  Breed some super models.  Eighteen years later they'd be Producing Some Wood.  Possibly as soon as seventeen years later BUT THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE.  STILL THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS.  I'm not happy about it either.  Also if it's seventeen years after Breeding SOUNDS LIKE THE KID MIGHT ONLY BE SIXTEEN.  Yep they can still produce wood though.  IDEALLY in other sixteen year olds. THAT'S TOTALLY COOL.  I'm 100% on board and HAPPY with 16 year olds being attracted to each other.  Not only am I okay with it I'M THRILLED about it.
    What's going on again.  Gotta get up early tomorrow to accept Fresh Direct delivery.  They will not be delivering Directly to my house.  Gotta imagine they are deliverying to OTHER residences between the PLANT and my house.  Or Businesses.  Or Other Plants.  Maybe they want to deliver groceries from one plant to another.  What PLANT.  I dunno.    What kinda beer did I re-up with for next week.  Michelob.  Interesting.  I guess.  I've heard of less interesting things.  Whats antonym of interesting.  Where you lose interest in things.  Google suggests, "Uninteresting."  GOOHWTBS.  II mean the word where like IN BANK ACCOUNTS if you're making interest in an account... what's the word for if you're making NEGATIVE interest.  Where every month THEY TAKE A LITTLE CHUNK out of your account.  NEGATIVE INTEREST.  WHAT'S THAT WORD.  Another context for Negative Interest is WHAT PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND MY ANTICS.   You know That SORT OF THING.
     Hmm.  What else is going on for me in my life.  So far NOT SO MUCH.  I got good prospects though.  I got a halfway working Body And Brain.  Mostly Body.  Halfway brain.  Put em together and you got 75% working Most Of The Deal.  People always like to point out Hey people only use 10% of their brain.  SO WHAT.  People also only use 2% of their body.  HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU USING YOUR ELBOWS.  NEVER.  BUT NO ONE COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT.  Hmm.  People use elbows more than plenty of other parts.  SHINS.  HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU USING YOUR SHINS.  If your shins are getting activated THAT'S BAD NEWS FOR YOU.  MEANS YOU'RE GETTING KICKED PROBABLY.  Not sure whats happening with your shins UNLESS You're Getting Kicked.  Point is it's GOOD to keep lots of your brain and/or body power In Reserve.  It's called being a conservationist and it's a clever thing to do.  Don't let anyone shame ya for not using almost any of your resources.  Who needs to Do Anything Anyway.  Hardly anyone really.
    Okay.  Guess I'm eating some Alfredo Dish when this is over.  Directly when this is over.  Wonderful.  Should be pretty delicious.  Sprinkle some crushed red pepper over the top of it.  It's not the most intuitive thing to do but I've done it before and it works.  Oh boy does it.  It'd be nice to have some sort of PROTEIN with meal today.  HMM.  There's a leftover slice of meatloaf from when we had communal meatloaf.  NO ONE might want that.  Maybe I have that instead of piece of bread.  THAT COULD BE A GAME CHANGER in the sense that it CHANGES THE GAME and IT HURTS NOBODY IN THE PROCESS so WHAT'S THE PROBLEM.  Why does the game changer have to hurt nobody in the process.  Because NOBODY LIKES BEING HURT.  MASOCHISTS MAYBE.  BUT THEY LIKE BEING HURT SO BY NOT BEING HURT THAT HURTS THEM SO THEY'LL ENJOY NOT BEING HURT. 
    Last paragraph of the night.  Do You Even KNOW what kind of hot pockets I'm re-upping with this weekend?  SAUSAGE EGG AND CHEESE CROISSANT POCKETS.  YES.  Finally I get to RE-UP with frozen pastry sandwich.  THIS.  CHANGES.  EVERYTHING.  That's all well and good I guess.  Presumably cut up slice of meatloaf into small pieces and sprinkle it over the wide alfredo dish.  Try to do my best to make this dish the best I can.  YOU ONLY GET ONE CHANCE TO EAT WILD ALFREDO with slice of meatloaf.  Wanna give it your best shot.  If only I had a Chili-ator machine.  That I could make MINCEMEAT out of meatloaf.  FOR LITERALSAKE.  OR alternatively if I could make wild alfredo into ONE SOLID THING.  So I could pair the solid slice of meatloaf with a solid CUBE of pasta or something.  EITHER WAY there should be Consistency Constancies of the parts of meal.  Well I'm done.  I'll see ya tomorrow. 

-9:32 P.M.
   

 

Wednesday, May 17, 2023

To Be Fair Nothing Comes To Mind

     Not sure what that means.  Hey friends.  10:53 AM!  Woke up early.  Got bloodwork done.  Got my mom cigarettes and myself Three Quest Bars.  Took a walk.  Now I'm here!  Quest Bar Flavors. Hmm.  I forget.  One was a Birthday Cake Bar.  I believe another one was Chocolate Brownie.  I forget the third one.  Coulda been SMORE.  Could been Double Chocolate Chunk.  Coulda been cookies and cream.  MIGHT have been Chocolate Oatmeal Cookie.  The important thing is I WILL BE ON QUESTS while eating the candy bar.  Won't last long.  Won't be rewarding quests.  Quests are usually somewhat rewarding.  Might be rewarding with TANGIBLE financial fortune.  Maybe learn some sort of LESSON.  Maybe get into some Prime AFTERLIFE or something.  Maybe you make some FRIENDS I dunno.  Maybe you just a candy bar.  Low stakes quest.  Ya get what ya pay for.  Listened to some music on Walk I.  SOME OF MY MUSIC.  SOME OF THE WORLDS MUSIC.  No way.  YAEH.
   What is WORLD music.  I think that's just when it comes from Underprivledged countries.  Anyway.  I assume America is officially classified as an Overprivledged Country.  There's privledged and then there's OVERprivledged.  HEY lots of Americans are privledged or even underprivleded.  YEAH but I'm trying to make JOKES you idiot.  AT AMERICA'S EXPENSE.  Kind of not really at America's Expense.  Calling America overprivledged HUMBLE BRAG more than anything.  YEAH.  Brag backwards is GARF.  Which Microsoft Frontpage recognizes as a word for some reason. NO IT DOESN'T.  Top headline on ESPN/MLB page-- "Yanks' German ejected for "Extremely Sticky' Hand."  Here's my take on today's news-- DON'T GO THERE!  Also If I was writing headline I would have doubled up on the word Yanks.  You already went ahead and said YANKS.  Then you referred to the word ejected.  Could have used YANK as a verb again.  YANKS' GERMAN YANKED FOR STICKY HAND." ...Which he probably had been yanking.  Last part maybe not.  ONE HEADLINE JOKE DOWN.  The joke was, "Don't Go There."  Also the YANK pun.  Also the TRIPLE Yank Pun.  Don't sleep on the triple yank pun.
   Coffee time.  What's the next ESPN MLB headline.  Sources: Slumping Mets To Add Slugger Vientos.  BIEN VENIDOS.  HASTA MANANA.  Who are these sources anyway.  Also what does Slumping EVEN MEAN.  Whose to SAY what losing is.  WHAT IS BASEBALL?  Whom ARE The Mets Huh-- they play in Citifield?  This is good stuff I Hope I'm Writing It Down.  Ugh.  Watched the first half of DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD last night.  With the sound off but closed captioning on.  Wow.  Michael J Fox is sure a Doctor but NOT OF HOLLYWOOD but rather a small town.  I think he came from Hollywood.  He's not THAT Hollywood.  I guess he's SLIGHTLY set in Big City Ways.  But it's really not THAT extreme.  HE COULD BE MORE HOLLYWOOD BY 50% and it STILL wouldn't be too Hollywood.  Got some Hollywood Sunglasses.  WE CAN AGREE ON THAT MUCH.  Not really.  You can and WILL disagree wherever WHENEVER you want.  Like that Shakira song.  Whichever Whatever.  It was either a popular song amount everyone or just a popular video among 14 year old boys.  HARD TO SAY exactly.  Hmm.  14 year old BOYS huh. 
    What's that making me think of.  Nothing.  Hmm.  14 year old boys were born in 2009.  With both XY chromosomes.  For the most part.  SEX TALK.  14 year olds may have been born in 2008 as well.  Not 2010 though.  Or do I have that reversed.  Either way ONE of those years has 14 year old boys living amongst us RIGHT NOW.  Hmm.  I feel like TELEVISION has 14 year old Age as a Boundary.  Interesting.  What's a good TV Show for 14 year olds.  My guess is DON'T GO THERE.  That's not a real TV show.  It's a Fake Show.  From The Simpsons.  I saw a show about it yesterday.  The Simpsons.  Do any boys have YX chromosomes.  Or is that not a thing.  Along the same lines do any girls have XX chromosomes instead of XX chromosomes.  Hmm.  I was saying them BACKWARDS you fool.  Two meals I got left for Tonight and Tomorrow are Wild Al Fredo and Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti.  SEEMS LIKE I SHALL HAVE TEM IN THUSLY ORDER.
   Fifth paragraph.  Anything good happen this act yet.  Hmm.  No.  Not there.  NOPE not there.  No.  No.  No.  No.  No.  No.  No.  WELL that brings us up UP TO HERE.  Six paragraphs to go.  Just STRUCK ME that I didn't eat breakfast.  Maybe I should have Frozen Egg Sandwich.  Maybe I should have Frozen Egg Sandwich.  Like I just said.  But then I thought about it Deeper and Heavier.  IN ITALICS.  Okay got the breakfast sandwich.  Not really warm enough.  But I'm eating it anyway.  The half with the blasphemous TURKEY sausage is warm enough.  The half with the egg white and cheese is not.  It is COOKED enough though.  I can TASTE the cookingedness.  So that's not so bad.  Not so good.  Right in the middle between bad and good.  Should be a word for that.  Should be words for lots of things.  There are words for lots of things.  Everything we know of, there's probably a word for it.  Otherwise we don't really know that much about it.  IF WE CAN TINK IT WE CAN WORD IT YEAH SURE WHAT ELSE I finished my delicious egg sandwich.
    Halfway through the act.  Should be a word for being halfway through the act.  Sure.  Halfwaytrhgoutheact.  I coined it right now.  NOW LET THE DOLLARS ROLL IN.  I guess silver dollars.  Paper dollars can't roll.  Sure they can.  You can ball up papper dollars into ball.  I'M SURE you can make paper dollars roll.  Seems like that might be against the law though.  Can't BURN money.  Seems like making money into a ball might be DISRESPECTING IT too.  BE CAREFUL WITH MONEY.  Don't wanna DISRESPECT MONEY and by extension UNCLE SAM.  Then again WHY DOES GOVERNMENT CARE if you destroy money.  GREAT.  Less money in circulation.  That way the money Uncle Sam has is worth more.  WORKS OUT GREAT FOR EVERYONE INCLUDING UNCLE SAM.  Everyone except YOU you dummy.  What if you destroy money by accident.  THEN YOU'RE LESS OF A DUMBY BUT STILL PRETTY DUMB.  Possibly more of a dummy.  Guess it depends on a money-destroying-accident by money-destroying-accident basis.
    Seventh paragraph.  Feels like if you accidentally lose some money or something you shuld be able to go to the bank and have it replaced.  HEY I had a 20 dollar bill I can't find.  CAN YOU GIVE ME A NEW ONE.  Seems like a reasonable way society should work.  How come banks are always Going Under for doing BAD stuff.  Banks are never going under because they're giving out 20 dollar bills to people who lost 20 dollar bills because of their own stupidity.  I SAY BANKS SHOULD GO UNDER BECAUSE THEY"RE TOO GENEROUS TO THE COMMON MAN.  Not too generous to the UNCOMMON man.  Makes sense.  Hey it's a relatively chilly day out there today.  Possibly in there as well.  In where.  In here.  What else is up.  Am I listening to music on my second walk?  I don't know.  Plausibly.  BANKS eh.  Not sure how those work.  Have to do with MONEY.  WAIT A SECOND.  Japanese money is YEN.  MONEY BACKWARS IS YEN OM.  VENOM.  Vinally all the ieces are coming together.
     Three paragraphs to go.  When I was in college STANDARD money withdrawl was 200 dollars.  THAT'S RIGHT.  CARRIED A SOLID 200 dollars with me every few weeks.  BE CAREFUL and don't try to Mug Me!  TRUE I CAN'T DEFEND MYSELF WELL I'm just a little guy.  Then again I'M ON BUSY STREETS for the most part.  IN DAYLIGHT for the most part.  ALSO I CAN WHISTLE for the bobbies to come.  Not a whistle where you use the two fingers up with your mouth.  Just a regular whistle.  BUT it'll get the job done.  The important thing is HAD MY ACCOUNT WITH CITIZENBANK.  You can TRUST CitiBank.  They put THE CITI in CITIBANK.  THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS NAME.  IF THEY DIDN"T DO IT NO ONE WOULD It's all up to them.  Citibank LET ME DOWN sometimes.  Sometimes I WOULD WANT to withdraw Cash ("Money") later at night but they'd be closed.  POssibly for the best.  Might have gotten Robbed.  And then where would we be.  Possibly where I am now but with slightly less total net worth.
   Penultimate paragraph.  TWO DAYS IN and I'm beating my brother in Speculation Baseball 5-3-2!  Battle of the brothers.  Amazing.  Still anyone's ball game though.  WELL it's one of ours' ball games.  No one ELSE is gonna win the battle of the brothers' between us.  They'll win the battle between Them and Potentially THEIR brothers.  That's how Battle Of Brothers' Goes.  Sure seems like Brothers should work together to fight Other Teams Of Brothers.  Brothers are NATURAL ALLIES.  Sometimes.  Ya never know when it comes to brothers, could be allies one minute and enemies the next.  Could be COMPLETE NEUTRALITY INDIFFERENCE EVEN.  That's the nature of BROTHERHOOD.  What do I know about brotherhood.  I rarely talk to or see my brother.  I don't have any FRIENDS I can CALL BROTHER.  I don't like the show BIG Brother.  I never read 198FOUR.  Sounds like I KNOW NOTHIGN ABOUT BROTHER.
    Last paragraph.  If 1984 was so good how come they never made it into a successful movie.  Or a successful book.  Feels like they made it into a successful book.  Then how come I never read it.  Hmm good point.  I understand 1984 as A REFERENCE.  People say about stuff HEY THIS IS JUST LIKE 1984!  And what it means is HEY THIS AIN'T GOOD.  Not sure you should be allowed to title a book with numbers.  And JUST numbers.  Maybe PARTLY numbers.  But JUST NUMBERS?  Hmm.  I dunno.  Numbers are words.  That's true.  Whose the hero of 1984.  I assume it's some guy named 1984.  Everyone is known by a number.  I guess they're all RANKED or something.  And this guy is ranked 1984.  Hmm.  Is that GOOD rank or bad.  Depends on how many people there are I guess.  Not the greatest rank but could be a RELATIVELY GREAT RANK if there's enough people.  Anyway.  I'll be back soon.       

i'm an idiot and i'm here for it

    Really got not much else to be and not much where else to go!  Except for Bed and Television.  I am at Chair & Computer.  That's One Station I operate at in life.  Bed & Television is another Similar, Related, but Different station.  Also stand in motoin when I walk.  Three stations in life I operate at.  Not the best life.  Relatively well balanced?  SURE.  Can I do better?  Other people can.  I SHOULD TOO.  I IF ANYTHING should do what other people do.  If other people jumped over a cliff safely onto the other side would I do it too.  Probably would try.  Try and fail.  Fall off the cliff to my grizzly death.  But the important thing is I GAVE IT A SHOT and I can't beat myself up over not succeeding.  Gotta get over it at some point.  Well I'd be dead.  Get over it pretty soon.  Nothing to get over.  Oh that makes things easier.  A LITTLE TOO EASY.
     Sure.  NOTHING about being dead is easy.  Hardest thing in the world.  YOU try making peace with being dead when you're dead.  Probably DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE.  I can't think of anything MORE difficult.  Hmm interesting counterpoint.  Gonna have to think about that one.  SOON.  While I'm still alive.  Who knows how long that's gonna last.  I DO.  LONG TIME.  Probably.  Could get crushed by falling piano.  Cuold get crushed by falling instrument of any kind.  If it's falling at a high enough speed ANY sort of instrument could kill me.  YES even the world's tiniest violin.  Could impale me good if it fell at high enough distance.  And if it was sharpened down to a fine enough point.  However it wuold need to be Literal Tiny Violin.  Most World's Tiniest Violin are just people MIMING.  THIS GOTTA BE A REAL INSTRUMENT.  Otherwise HEY NO HARM DONE IT'S JUST IMAGINATION INSTRUMENT.
    Three paragraphs to go.  I play world's 30% bracket smallest violin when people complain about their lives.  HEY YOU haven't had it so bad.  I FEEL FOR YOU A LITTLE BIT BUT NOT THAT MUCH.  I don't Uncare COMPLETELY but at the same time TAKE YER PITY PARTY SOMEWHERE ELSE FELLA.  How could I make that blanket statement For Everyone.  That should definitely be determined on a Person-by person basis.  ALSO on a person-by-person's PROBLEM-BY-PROBLEM basis.  Oh.  Okay.  Also I can't play violin at all.  Is that relevant to this.  Feels like that might come back to bite me in the ass that I really can't play the violin a lick.  Point is VIOLA.  That's like a violin.  Let's be honest with ourselves.  Viola is a lot like a violin.  Huh.  Listened to some more music on Walk II.  It was okay.  Think I'm gonna take a break for Walk III though!  Music can use a break, too.  Orchestra that lives in my smartphone can use a cigarette break.
   Penultimate paragraph.  They can be taking a cigarette break RIGHT NOW.  Well they can use a LONGER cigarette break how about that.  Bought my mom cigarettes.  They didn't have, "100's," so I got her, "Regulars."  Regulars cost as much as 100's.  SEEMS WEIRD.  100's are most cigarette.  Seems like they should cost more.  I'm gonna write an angry letter to someone.  Possibly the first person I can figure out the address of.  Maybe 01-01 Oh I Don't Know Elm Street America.  I guess Wes Craven did his job.  First Street that occurred to me off the top of my head is Elm Street.  WELL DONE on Wes Craven.  HIP HIP HOORAY.  Quoth Wes Craven NEVERMORE.  It's a Halloween poem you wouldn't understand.  Hmmm.  Gonna watch some TV when this is over before taking walk III.  That should be remotely pleasurable experience.  I anticipate as much hopefully.
   Okay.  Not sure what to anticipate exactly.  KIND of anticipate a horrifyingly mediocre experience.  Mediocre seems like it's pretty good.  Mediocre seems like it'd be REALLY pretty good.  Just my opinion right now for now.  98.7 Degrees Warm today.  They checked it at Blood Test.  Seems like I'm not running a fever or anything.  Or suffering hypothermia.  NEITHER ONE NOR THE OTHER.  Good Farenheit for me.  Fahrenheit 451. At least that book title got ONE word in there.  That's PROGRESS.  I assume in other parts of the world it's translated into Celsius 232.  YEAH.  Okay.  What does the 100 in Marlboro 100's refer to.  They're longer than regulars.  100 means long.  They're 100's.  Oh.  So 100 Means Long.  GOTCHA.  Anyway.  100 yards in football field.   "Go Long!"  they say that in football passes.  GOTCHA.  100 yeard dash.  Several minute mile.  WELP I'll be back tonight.

It's The Least I Can Do

    Hi friends.  Here again in the Late Afternoon.  Spent another several seconds looking for Rocksmith CD-Rom.  I'd like to FIND IT.  Interrogate it into submission.  Force it to make me good at something.  Guess that's not in the cards.  Pretty sure CD-Rom was swallowed up into alternate dimension.  What motive would I have for misplacing it.  None.  However dimension would have HUGE motive for misplacing it.  Current Dimension doesn't want me to succeed to the best of my abilities.  Makes sense.  Can't really ARGUE about that.  I'd be a jerk if I was more talented.  Universe has enough jerks.  ONE MORE JERK would just upset the delicate balance of World.  NO universe is better off with me being a nerd instead of me being a jerk for now.  Today at least.  I'll be a jerk tomorrow.  I CAN EVEN START TRYING NOW.
   How do you act like a Jerk.  If you're an ACTOR and your direction is act like a jerk WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.  Being a jerk has Oh I Don't Know 2.5 dozen seperate meanings.  HOW DO YOU KNOW without context what kind of jerk they're talking about.  YOU DON'T.  YOU NEED CONTEXT.  And Director is giving you little to no context for this.  Hypothetical imaginary director is giving you hardly any background information at all!  WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.  It's easy to be a jerk.  Just be a Fuck.  That's the premise I'd go into it with.  Be a shit.  That seems to be another safe way to go.  Possibly be an Ass.  Couldn't hurt to be a Dick either.  Being a Dick will cover Being a Jerk NICE AND EASY.  The point is all those words YOU KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN.  Jerk means nothing though.  Seems ODD that's all I'm saying.  And I'll say it again.  OVER AND OVER AND OVER.  Until someone ACKNOWLEDGES me.
    Hmm.  Watched some more Simpsons.  I'm sorry to say it but I may have crossed a threshold where I've passed from Classic Episodes into UNclassical Episodes.  I bet I still get to Classical Episodes here and there. But it's mixed in with episodes I don't particularly love. WELP there goes my life.  I was enjoying Classic Episodes of Simpsons for a week.  THAT WAS MY LIFE.  WEEKLIFE.  Now I don't know what to do.  What will I do for the rest of my LifeLife?  Looks like I'm stuck with NothingNothing.  UNLESS.... They're STILL making Simpsons aren't they are.  I ought to get a job writing for the Simpsons.  Make MY OWN simpsons.  Then I can entertain myself by making Simpsons At Myself.  THEN We'll see whose the idiot.  I can do that without actually having to get the job.  JUST WRITE A SPECTATOR SCRIPT.  No one's gonna stop me.  I can even IMAGINE the episode going on in my head in the process and when it's done.  I've got a severely overactive imagination.  I COULD do that.  I SHOULDN'T.  But I COULD.
    I WOULDN'T.  AND I SHOULDN'T.  SO I ULTIMATELY PLOUDN'T.  Still an interesting thought experiment.  22 minutes EH.  Sounds like about 22 pages.  Sounds like about It Needs To Be Extrely Minutely Fine Tuned Structured Way that Nobody Ever Taught Me.  I don't know how to write the Exactly Structured Sitcom Script.  NO ONE EVER TAUGHT ME THAT.  Oh well I GUESS IT TURNS OUT I PLOUDN'T.  Oh well I'll always have my memories of dreams of one day hoping to dream of doing something at some point.  I can always SUPERVISE other people writing sitcoms.  I"M HELPING by inspiring other people to do things.  HEY get to work on Doing Things I would say.  Without me Saying Those Things NOTHING WEOULD EVER GET DONE.   More or less.  Sounds like I'm some sort of American Heroe in this scenarioe.  Hmm.  What have I done to EARN supervising job.  WELL What has ANYONE ever done to earn supervising job.  NOTHING.  But SOME people SOMEHOW become supervisers.  LUCK OF THE DRAW.  Some affirmative action cases gotta go to charity cases like me where they throw people like me the bones of supervision jobs.  IT MAKES SENSE.
    Sure.  Is there a job where they hire you and you just sit in a dark room all day and then you go home but they pay you for your time.  SIGN ME UP FOR THAT.  Especially the part where YOU GO HOME.  Also SURE I don't even need a light bulb.  DARK ROOM IS FINE.  CONSERVE ENERGY.  I don't need to see myself anyway.  Just brings up bad memories.  Memories of TIME GONE BAD.  AGE HAS RAVAGED MY ONCE USEFUL APPEARANCE did I mean to say youthful either way the point is ADVERT YOUR EYES.  Anyway.  Think I'm gonna write a fourth act later after dinner which I'm having later.  Just feels like I HAVE UNFINISHED WORK for today.  Also for Life.  Feels like I still have more to contribute to The World.  On account of contributing Mostly either NOTHING or 99.75% BULLSHIT up till this point.  Hopefully Nothing.  Nothing is understandable.  MOST people contribute nothing.  99.75% bullshit is EXCEPTIONAL.  It takes A TRULY special person to contribute that kind of ratio of bullshit to non-bullshit to mankind. Not to mention in such a large QUANTITY perhaps.  Hmm.  When you put it THAT WAY... I really better see ya later tonight.  THESE NEXT FIVE PARAGRAPHS MAY BE MY LAST CHANCE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
   
  
   

I Can't Remember Anything I Was Just Talking About

    Hey friends!  Just had delicious Turkey Meatlof */v health spaghetti.  Was actually spaghetti-textured.  Was LOOSE.  Not HARD.  Hmm.  Just cracked the code on Chinese Food.  LO mein because LO for LOOSE.  CHOW mein because you have to CHOW down into it.  CHOW means CRUNCH.  Had some Chicken Crackers just now.  I feel like chicken crackers approximate what it would taste like to Just Eat A Chicken uncooked ALIVE WITH THE FEATHERS AND EVERYTHING.  I don't konw what that means.  I think it's related to the salt content for some reason.  I just feel YEP this is what eating a CHICKEN WOULD TASTE LIKE.  Regular living REAL LIFE chicken.  ALIVE AND ALL THE PARTS AT ONCE.  Point is I perhaps ate too many crackers.  Now my stomach is fulled up.  WHAT AN IDIOM I was.  Oh well live and learnt.  I LEARN NOTHING.  Not the last 15 minutes at least. 
    Huh.  What was the last thing I learnt.  Ugh.  You're not gonna make me use MY MEMORY are you.  Oh I remember.  Jasper Johns.  Simpsons episode about ART.  References to modern artists.  Guy named Jasper Johns.  You don't forget a thing like that.  NOT ANYMORE YOU DON'T.  Anyway.  Is it possible this website is Modern ART?  My feeling?  YES.  In HORRIFYING WAYS I WOULD FIND TERRIFYINGLY EMBARRASSING. WOW I'M AN ARTIST HOW EXCITING.  WHEN CAN I CASH IN ON SUCH A THING. Either with Money Cash or CULTURAL CAPITAL Cash.  Either way.  Just give me SOMETHING.  ANYTHING.  THE TINIEST TING.  WHAETVER IT IS.  You know that sort of thing.  Probably more like observing Nature.  And you don't wanna disturb the ecosystem.  Not so much like looking at art but like looking at weird wildlife nature thing.  THAT SUCKS.  I'm here to make STRANGE MODERN ART for your amusement not to be some STRANGE WILD and/or TAMED ANIMAL for your amusement.  IT'S A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT THING and it makes a difference.  SLIGHTLY BIG DIFFERENCE.  So that's great.
   Yeah!  Pretty sure I'm a Strange Tamed Animal.  Not much Wildness in me.  Might have been BORN TO BE WILD.  But I was RAISED TO BE TAME.  Or maybe I was born to be tame and raised to be wild.  The important thing is I AM A MAN no animal.  And I am on SPECTRUM of wild to tame JUST LIKE ANY OF YOU.  But we are PEOPLE not ANIMAL.  Most of us anyway.  That's how I IDENTIFY at least.  Huh.  Maybe I am on spectrum of People to Animal.  NAH.  JUST STRAIGHT UP PEOPLE.  WHY NOT.  Not sure why I'd wanna be Animal At All.  I GOT ANIMAL INSTINCTS.  LIKE FOOD SEX AND OTHER.  Why though.  PEOPLE like food sex and other too.  DON'T NEED TO BE NON-HUMAN to get a kick out of Food Sex & Other.  YEAH.  SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT.  Then again I AM ANIMAL.  WHO AM I TO DENY MY ANIMAL PAST.  MY CHROMOSOMES GOING BACK SEVERAL GENERATIONS WERE PAST-SPECIES.  Hmm.  Gonna have to 23 and Me that.  Might have to see SPECIFICS on that one to properly see what past-species I'm dealing with PERSONALLY.
   Penultimate paragraph.  What was I talking about.  I am Human Being Or Something.  Hard to say what exactly.  But I feel vaguely strongly about this.  I think that's the point I was trying to make.  Hmm should have done a better job making the point then.  Didn't make the point well enough.  NOW it's falling on Deaf Ears.  TOO LATE FOR ME to make the point well.  Now everyone's moved on to The Next Point For Someone To Make.  I had my chance to convince people I Was A Human Being AND I BLEW IT.  Oh well WHAT DO I GOT GOING ON FOR ME TOMORROW.  Much.  Lots.  Tons!  A-plenty.  I can get on board with that sort of enthusiasm for What I Got Going On Tomorrow.  What's my alternative.  LACK of enthusiasm for tomorrow?  Hmm.  I could get on board with that, too!  IN FACT that sounds even better.  I'm gonna spend the rest of tonight REALLY anticipating TOMORROW IS GONNA BE a 4 out of 10.  NOT THE WORST DAY but Pretty Mediocre.  I CAN'T WAIT.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Yeah sure what else is going on in my head.  Wonderful.  Lots of bad things. Not EVIL things.  Just unfortunate things.  Good.  Are there any PROACTIVELY GOOD things in my head.  No there's none of that.  Lot of relatively neutral things.  How many things are supposed to be in my head anyway.  I got like 3 or 4 things in my head.  Can't say for sure what.  I KNOW it's about 3 or 4 though.  I CAN FEEL them floating around in there.  Not sure what the content of them is though.  Just that they exist.  So taht's good.  Maybe I'll try to figure out What I'm Tryign To Think About when I'm done writing here.  Figure I'll get around to Thinking About What I'm Thinking About at some point.  Sounds pretty straightforward.  Either that or ignore what I'm thinking about.  WORK AROUND IT MAYBE FOR NOW.  Lots of ways I can approach this.  I'll have to think about it.  Anyway.  Point is Whatever Who Gives A Fig I'll see ya tomorrow.

-8:24 P.M.

Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Probably Could Be At Least Marginally Better

    Hello friends.  Woke up early to see Doctor today.  Went okay.  I SAW HIM, HE SAW ME.  Maybe he was Two Eye Blind.  Didn't let on, though!  Had EKG done.  Seismograph and whatknot.  No warning signs of TREMORS.  No monsters from the movie TREMORS.  Monsters from the movie TREMORS are blind.  ALL EYE BLIND.  Zero eye blind.  Just don't have eyes.  Anyway.  Any animals out there with More Than Two Eyes.  YES MAN.  HAVE EASTERN RELIGIONS TAUGHT US NOTHING.  Spiders have eight eyes.  Oh that's good.  Must have tons of peripheral vision.  Exponential upon exponential perpipheral vision.  Wonder if there's some sort of CHART or VISIUAL REPRESENTATOIN that they can present us to APPROPIMATE what spider's vision looks like.  HMM GOOGLE DO YOUR TING.  Hmm google isn't doing that great at Doing It's Thing.  I feel like that's not that uncommon.  We THINK google is pretty good but ya know what? IN AN IDEAL WORLD?  Google would be 100x better than it is.
   We've accepted Google for what it is.  GOOGLE SHOULD BE 100x BETTER.  I said the exact same two sentences twice in a row FOR EMPHASIS because it's A GOOD POINT.  As long as Google is benevolent dictator.  IN FACT no dictator at all.  Google doesn't use IT'S POWERS at ALL.  Just plain old BENEVOLENCE.  Anyway.  Fastinged over night incase doctor wanted to take fastinged blood work.  HE DID NOT.  Good deal.  Lost 4-5 pounds since last month at other doctor weightscale.  GOOD DALE.  What does Pitball and/ot other Singers mean when they say DALE.  Godle says it means something like GOOD or GO FOR IT or SOUNDS GOOD perhaps.  Interesting.  Anyway.  Feels like from now on I should start looking things up on yahoo.com as an inside joke with myself.  I would appreciate that.  I would get a real kick out of that.  No I wouldn't.  Huh.  Took a walk when I got home from doctor.  Then watched a Simpsons episode for good measure.  What's bad measure.  Why ask that.  Still haven't figured out GOOD measure yet.  My guess is CENTIMETERS.  Hmm.  Wonder what my personal parts are in centimeters.  Gonna have to look into that one.
   Coffee time.  Gonna have to look into what my personal parts are.  I guess I can think of four or five of them off the top of my head.  Huh.  Probably having communal meatloaf tonight for dinner.  Got tater tots in the freezer to eat with them.  That'll be a thing.  Gotta go get bloodwork done tomorrow morning and/or Thursday morning.  DANGIT shouldn't have said yahoo.com.  Now everyone knows about it.  That's gonna cut into their BANDWIDTH for when I wanna go to them.  Yeesh.  What can I do today that's halfway good.  Watch more TELEVISION.  What's good about that.  NOTHING.  NOTHING IS GOOD.  Everything is BAD.  Gotta figure out what's good about life.  That's my GOAL for today.  Hmm.  What's on TELEVISION.  How many centimeters is my PERSONAL PARTS.  Is it enough that it's GOOD.  And if not the MAIN ONE are the supplementary ones GOOD ENOUGH to be happy about.  Anyway.  MORE SIMPSONS IS GONNA HAVE TO DO THE TRICK.
    Not happy about it. At some point IT WILL STOP DOING THE TRICK.  Finite amount of Simpsons.  Even FINITER amount of Classic Simpsons I know and Know And Love.  THE CLOCK IS TICKING on Simpsons Entertain-me-not.  Unlimited amount of Entertain-me-not beyond the Simpsons.  Yeah but it's not Classic Entertainment I Know And Love.  Just will never be the same.  I can always watch The Simpsons again.  Watch The Simpsons classic episodes.  AGAIN?  WHAT THE HELL?  Hmm.  Reasonably clever idea.  Gonna have to keep that idea in my back pocket next to my other back-pocket ideas.  Not sure I need it in my back pocket.  Why do I need to carry it around with me all the time.  Stuff it in a drawer somewhere.  Well I might forget about it there.  Maybe leave it on my night stand.  Maybe that's TOO immediate as well.  Leave it at the edge of a desk somewhere.  ON A SURFACE where I may see it every once in a while but not where I'm forced to confront it several times a day.
    Fifth paragraph.  Might cut act short after this paragraph.  Seems like one way to go today.  What was I talking about.  Huh.  Possibly write a bonus act with 5 paragraphs.  So it evens out and crap.  I dunno.  Watch another Simpsons after this, then take a walk.  THEN write 5 more paragraphs PLAUSIBLY.  Look it's gonna be a Chore Of A Day.  I can just FEEL it. I can more than Feel it.  I EXPERIENCE it.  It's been that way for hours. CLIMAXING for the last... hours, LIKE I SAID.  BEEN THAT WAY SOLIDLY FOR A WHILE.  It's not great!  Probably will continue this way for Oh I Don't Know DECADES IF NOT FOREVER.  Anyway.  What else is going on and crap.  THAT'S IT for now.  I'll be back in A LITTLE WHILE.  See ya SOON.

sure in an ideal world

    Hello friends.  Got back from second walk.  Listened to music during it!  It wasn't too disturbing.  Wasn't really disturbing at all!  WAS A SOLID SIX POINT SIX SEVEN OUT OF TEN experience.  Even higher if you consider hey this could have been a lot worse.  New In Alternative playlist.  NEWS TO ME.  I like it.  Realized what I don't like about music.  MORE THAN ONE songwriter.  It's CONFUSING to me.  I want to imagine song has Singular Message.  How can there be singular message with more than one song writer.  EASILY.  They combine into forming One Message.  What's the problem.  I want to imagine THE SINGER is IMPARTING THEMSELVES the message.  Oh.  Then YES that's gonna be a problem.  OF COURSE we want to imagine THE SINGER is SINGING the message to us.  BUT THAT'S JUST NOT REALITY.  Ship in or ship out.  Enjoy music anyway.  I like SIMPSONS.  I KNOW that The Simpsons aren't the writers, voice actors, and animation combined into One Singular Message that I enjoy.  What's the difference.  Huh.  No difference.
    What about the PRODUCERS.  Good for them.  The point is why would I want Singular Message from singers.  WHY would I want Message With Music at all.  I don't want MESSAGE.  Maybe I want NOTHING.  That sounds accurate too.  On the scale of 0 Being Meaning Nothing and 10 being Meaning Message MAYBE I WANT A FIVE outta my music.  CONSISTANTLY.  I don't want it bouncing around.  JUST A CONSISTANT HALFWAY MESSAGE.  Maybe bounce around A LITTLE BIT WITIN REASON.  Really on me then to listen to music curated by myself.  If I don't want to be Bounced Around and whatknot.  Just pick my own Music Battles.  THAT SOLVES THAT PROBLEM.  But how would I be exposed to new music if not playlists.  BY MOVIES LIKE FATHERS' DAY.  There hasn't been a movie like Fathers' Day IN A GOOD LONG WHLIE.  WE'RE DUE FOR A GOOD FATERS' DAY TYPE MOVIE THOUGH.  I'm gonna keep my eyes peeled for a good Fathers' Day Type movie coming up soon.
     Nope.  Fathers' Day DAY is coming up in June.  I believe.  Gonna keep my eyes' peeled for that.  Hmm.  One day I may be a Father.  Have some kids.  Boys, girls-- it's all good.  Teach them what I've learnt in life.  Not sure I've learnt anything.  Maybe I'll learn something over the coming years.  Anything is possible.  Hopefully That Is One Of Anything.  Hmm.  I know lots of things.  I've LEARNT lots of things.  BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER.  EAT DRINK AND BE MERRY.  NO PARKING ON SUNDAYS.  Hmm.  What else do Kids Need To Know.  That's THEIR MOTHER'S problem.  Hmm.  Being an Adult is gonna be hard.  Oh well I'll figure something out.  I haven't learnt anything TO TEACH MYSELF And I'M still alive.  That's a good sign.  If I can Live Myself Life then why can't My Kids Life Themselves Life.  Hmm.  Parents take care of most things for me.  Most of the most things I COULD theoretically take care of.  BUT I DUNNO PROBABLY NOT QUITE ALL OF THE MOST THINGS.  I CANNOT DRIVE A CAR.  I CANNOT TALK ON THE PHONE FOR MANY HOURS A DAY FOR ALL THE THINGS.  I can talk on the phone SOME of the day for SOME of the things.  BUT ALL OF THE DAY for ALL OF THE THINGS?  I dunno!  That's a lot of phoning!  I'd have to build up my stamina slowly but surely.
    Two paragraphs to go.  Anway.  Gonna have meatloaf tonight ONE WAY or another.  Communal meatloaf or turkey meatloaf with Dumb Spaghetti.  That should be good.  It's FOOD.  Ya eat it.  Gets ya to the next day when you eat supplemental food.  And the circle of life continues for another 24 hours.  Also WHAT HOUR is the 25th hour.  I'm gonna say 6 AM.  The 6 AM of the next day.  COULD BE 6:30 or even 7 AM.  But I'm gonna stick with saying 6 AM.  COULD BE WRONG.  Could be right!  Then I'd look like a genius.  Probably.  I'm sure that's what I look like on this website.  JUST GENIUS-LOOKING AFTER GENIUS-LOOKING.  Every couple of sentences the reader goes HOLY SHIT MICHAEL IS A GENIUS AGAIN.  It's SARCASM. I SEE HOW IT REALLY ISN'T.  Michael is My Name.  Right?  Per my understanding of things that's how that goes.  Michael was my name since I started living life.  Gonna be my name pretty much indefinitely through to the end.  I feel very strongly about this.  NO CHANGING NAMES FOR ME.  No DOING CHARACTERS.  Even IN PLAYS.  Probably no theater productions at all for me, I wouldn't think so at least.
   Hmm.  If I do do some acting NO GETTING TOO INTO CHARACTER FOR ME.  Only go deep into character LIGHTLY ENOUGH that I Lose Myself such that I PERSONALLY know Nope Still Michael Really.  Play it safe!  Don't wanna lose sense of who I really am.  It's IMPORTANT.  Anyway.  How's palm wound from pencil stab.  Still wounded.  This isn't gonna heal anytime soon!  Well it'll probably heal within a week.  So that's good.  Not gonna heal within the next few minutes though.  So that's not good.  WHAT ELSE is up and crap.  Did I find out anything interesting at doctor.  SURE GREAT BLOOD PRESSURE.  Anything else.  SURE.  What was it.  DOESN"T MATTER.  Gotta see him again in a year.  I'll be back later.
   
   

THIS IS IN THE PROCESS OF SUCKING

    Hi friends.  In for a bonus act of presumable 5 paragraphs.  Late afternoon act.  Feels like late afternoon lasts ya up until 6 PM.  Maybe 6:30 PM, 7 PM. Let's face it, MANY people aren't gonna have a problem calling 6:30 PM the late afternoon, and WE HAVE TO be prepared to accomodate them NO MATTER HOW STUPID THEY ARE.  Gotta accommodate stupid people in this society.  Smart people, too!  Seems unfair to Us Middle people.  Shouldn't have to tolerate Smart or Stupid people.  How am I in the middle.  I'm SOLIDLY smart or stupid.  Exactly it averages out.  I have GOOD PROSPECTS in terms of Raw Brain Power.  But I DON'T OFT USE THE GARD GIVEN TALENTS I was blarsed with.  Maybe one day I will.  In the meantime though let's lay in bed watching The Television Set for another 34 years.  THEN we'll see whose Stupid.
    Not sure whether I have a good BASE of intelligence facts or not.  I feel like I learnt a fair amount of things in life.  However solid chance I've forgotten 95% of everything I've ever learnt.  Hard to say.  I can't remember 99.99% of Everything I've ever learnt At This Very Moment.  Not coming to mind RIGHT THIS SECOND.  So I'll just have to trust in my brain that it's still there somewhere.  Hmm what's a good knowledge I hope I still have.  MAPPING OUT THE HUMAN GENOME.  Did I ever figure that one out.  Nah.  Someone else did though.  A while ago.  Not my problem.  What was the thing I did then.  That I contributed to society.  I forget.  It was SOMETHING though.  Guess it doesn't matter anymore.  If I contributed it to society Already Over And Done With!  I don't need to know it anymore.  Good who needs it whatever it was.  We all contribute to society.  It's called POLLUTION and WASTING RESOURCES and A Third Bad Thing.  Noise Pollution perhaps.
    Oh that's good.  Took four walks today.  Is noise pollution a thing.  I know Noise can bother people.  But it doesn't actually permanently or semi-permanently harm Environment or Ecosystem does it? Just a momentary annoyance.  Right?  I dunno!  Noise pollution can damage yuor hearing.  If it's loud enough.  YEAH.  NOISE POLLUTION GONNA HURT SOME PEOPLE if its bad enough.  Let's get some people working on that one.  Working AGAINST that one.  I'm anti-hurting people.  Today.  Probably tomorrow, too.  Seems like the way to go.  WELL I'm halfway through the act.  Time to take some sort of break.  What can I do during the break.  ALRIGHT BREAKS OVER.  I did not take a break.  Had nothing to Break With.  I HAD NOTHING TO BREAK WITH.  How do you break bread with people.  You can't like BREAK bread man.  You can RIP IT or TEAR IT.  Not BREAK IT.  BREAKING MEANS SNAPPING.  Can't SNAP bread.  Sure you can.  What about hardened bread like a breadstick.  You can Snap That Good.  Or just loafs of bread that are hard.  HEY QUIET ABOUT THE BREAD.  Can't I just BE WRONG about something IN PEACE.
    Penultimate paragraph.  I wish I was some sort of PAUPER where I get a loaf of bread and it's the best thing that ever happened to me.  Or just a lower middle class family in the England in 1800's or whatever.  You eat a loaf of bread for dinner.  And the premise is HEY TIS IS GREAT THAT IT'S WHAT I GOT GOING FOR ME.  I dunno.  I don't think they'd eat Entire Loaf Of Bread for dinner.  How much bread ARE they gonna eat.  Also lower middle class family gonna have SOMETING to go with bread.  I DON'T EVEN WANT THAT.  I JUST WANT BREAD.  BUT LOTS OF IT.  What kind of family in what country in what time period IS JUST GONNA EAT A LOT OF BREAD FOR THEIR ONE MEAL A DAY.  Cause THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT.  Also family?  Does it have to be FAMILY.  Or can it just me Me Flying Solo.  Hmm not sure about THAT factor.  HMM.
    Last paragraph of the act.  Higher stakes if you're feeding your family the bread diet.  Now you have people under your wing and you're responsible for them too.  Hmm.  That's not good.  Or it is good.  I dunno.  No it's not good.  Hmm that's good.  I think I'm gonna enjoy dinner tonight.  Nice Beef meatloaf.  Not like that disgusting turkey meatloaf.  Turkeys never signed up for being made into meatloaf in real life.  Not like cow.  They knew the deal going into the thing that they'd be meatloaf.  TURKEY HAD NO IDEA.  NOT PART OF THE PLAN.  GOD'S PLAN.  Anyway.  How many tater tots am I making.  I'm gonna say FIFTEEN.  WHY NOT GO NUTS.  I COULD ONLY MAKE FOURTEEN BUT YA KNOW WHAT I WOKE UP TODAY JUST NOW AND SAID MICHAEL YOU GO AHEAD AND MAKE FIFTEEN.  Yeha.  Okay.  Well that brings us to the end of the act.  I will catch up with you later on post dinner.
   

Good Time Was Had By Several

    MARGINALLY BETTER?  More like Margarine-ly... BUTTER.  Sorry I'm SEVERAL paragraphs behind on those puns.  Reference to First Titleof the day.  Go back in time and read it again.  YOU'LL SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.  Anyway.  Ate me some Dinner.  Been eating more the last few days.  Still No Lunches.  Lots more snacks though.  It's healthy because it'll get the job done.  What job.  I awake in the morning and bed myself at night.  Live Week To Week as well.  NOT HAPPY with the progress I make week to week.  But each week week I survive another week.  So I can't call it a total bust.  SURVIVING IS THRIVING to some extent.  Lotta people have trouble Just Living.  SO FAR I'VE LIVED TO A GREAT EXTENT WITH NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN.  Well maybe some signs of slowing down.  Maybe lots of signs of slowing down.  MAYBE EVERYHINGS ABOUT TO COME TO A CRASHING HALT.  What do I know can't tell the future accurately.  I can tell it inaccurately.  That's pretty easy.  For example tomorrow will be October.  See.  That's an inaccuracy future.  TOLDJA.
    Hmm. SOULJA TRUTH.  Isn't that a person.  Who am I thinking of.  Salinger Truth.  Who am I thinking of. Sojourner Truth.  What's her claim to fame.  I'm gonna guess Bowled a 300 Game.  Let's see.  Ah American Abolitionist and Woman's Rights' Activist.  Why did I say, "American," Abolitionist.  Hmm.  Not sure.  Wikipedia said American Abolitionist.  If Wikipedia told me to jump off a bridge would I do it.  Possibly.  If I was flirting with considering suicide anyway.  I COULD SEE JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE IF WIKIPEDIA TOLD ME TO IF I WAS ALREADY SO VAGUELY INCLINED AT THE MOMENT.  Not so inclined RIGHT NOW.  But I'm not near any bridges right now ANYWAY NOW AM I.  Huh.  Anyway.  What's Sojourner Truth's claim to fame.  POSSIBLE it was just friends with Susan B Anthony but I BET she accomplished FOUR TIMES MORE than Just That.  She gave a famous speech called, "Ain't I A Woman?"  HOW WOULD WE KNOW.  UNLESS SHE SHARED PICTURES.  WHICH I DON'T KNOW HOW I'D FEEL ABOUT SEEING TOHSE PICTURES.
    PROBABLY AGAINST IT.  Something WRONG about abolitionist pornography.  CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT.  SEEMS INAPPROPRIATE.  I think I can put my finger on it.  Not that hard to put my finger on it.  All pornography from thet 19th century is wrong.  WOMEN'S RIGHTS PORNOGRAPHY IS ALL WRONG because IT'S ALL IN POOR TASTE cause THEY ALL don't have enough rites.  Something along those lines.  Not sure I've seen any actual pornography from the 1800's.  I musth ave though, right?  I've seen lots of pornography.  Some of it MUST have been colorized from the 1800's that ACCIDENTLY got mixed in with Up To Date pornography.  BY MERE CHANCE.  Huh.  Anyway.  DID the person who invented the camera First Things First immediately take a picture of his dick.  GOTTA imagine he did.  Wouldn't you.  That's the first thing he did.  I'm not saying it's RIGHT OR WRONG.  If I had to I'd say it's WRONG. 
    Penultimate paragraph.  Who invented the Camera. TOO BAD IT WASN'T THOMAS EDISON.  If only I could have used Thomas Edison as an easy reference for that joke.  It would have made the joke Go Down That Much Easier instead of having to use a Generic Clunker of a "The Person Who Invented The Camera," CLUNKY GENERICAL CLUNKER GENERAL STATEMENT CLUNK.  GOD DAMN THOMAS EDISON.  WHY CAN'T HE INVENT TIME TRAVEL AND INVENT THE CAMERA LONG BEFORE HE WAS BORN.  Probably because He's Dead By Now.  Too late for him to invent anything.  Even time travel.  He had his shot AND HE BLEW IT.  Now it's time FOR SOMEONE ELSE to have their chance.  Probably going to get bloodwork done tomorrow morning.  That should be fun.  I get to wake up EARLY.  Get to go into the CAR.  Drive in the PASSENGER SEAT somewhere.  Go INSIDE a building.  And blah blah blah.  What am I DRACULA.  Yes.  EXACTLY.  I AM DRACULA.
    More like THEY'RE DRACULA what with all the blood they're taking.  Am I RIGHT.  Yes.  EXACTLY.  I AM RIGHT.  Huh.  What else do I got going for me tonight.  Watch some Television for a while.  Maybe listen to some music on my LowMidShelf Speakers.  Been a while since I did that.  Hmm interesting proposition.  Here's a counter proposal-- PROBABLY NOT.  Hmm interesting counter proposal.  I will consider both proposal AND counter proposal and make my final decisions under careful deliberation.  I will keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Couldn't hurt to both consider and counter-consider at least.  Probably should triple or quadruple up on multi-layered-considerations but what do I know.  Haven't delved into that kind of structured considerations yet tonight THOUGH I'LL PROBABLY GET AROUND TO IT.  What the hell is going on.  WELL I'll be back tomorrow.

-8:16 P.M. 

Monday, May 15, 2023

Oh, I Get It, Like Yesterday

    Hey friends.  Today is another day.  Probably.  11 AM on the DOOT.  Got back from First Walk.  Put in earbuds but listened to no music. Nice HALFWAY point in terms of listening to something.  Not sure what the point was exactly.  Blocks out outside sound A Little Bit.  Can still hear outside sound mostly but not all-ly.  So that's good-ly.  Made some coff-ee before I took walk.  Mom wanted some.  I MADE IT.  Isn't that some sort of music thing. MIKE WILL MADE IT.  And I assume the guy is named Mile Will.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  SURE IS A THING.  Born in 1989.  LOOKS LIKE I GOT A YEAR OF LIFE EXPERIENCE ON HIM.  Good.  He knows a lot but I'VE BEEN AROUND TE BLOCK just a little bit longer.  Not sure that means anything. Sorry.  I was wrong.  I probably have watched a yearsworth or TWENTY YEARSWORTH more TV than him.  I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MILE WILL but I'm sure I've watched more TV than him.  Busy MAKING IT.  While I'm busy with TV.
    Also I'm busy going Around The Literal Block.  So that's good.  What song did Mike Will Made It that I know of.  Not sure I know any of these songs.  Probably on me.  Not sure I know any popular music songs of the last decade.  Or the last two decades. Or OF ALL TIME.  Anyway.  The important thing is other people get a kick out of it.  I'm just ONE MAN.  ME enjoying it is pointless compared to MILLIONS OF OTHER PEOPLE.  Yes I am VIP (very important Man).  So me enjoying it might be equivalently important to A FEW HUNDRED average people enjoying it.  BUT NOT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OR MILLIONS not even close.  Anyway.  Got physicican appointment tomorrow morning.  Hopefully no problems.  There might be a problem!  PROBLEMS HAPPEN.  Even to immacuately pristinely moralled people like ME who don't DESERVE bad things to happen to them.  Coffee time.
   Amazing.  Got some SPRIT going on already.  Apparently Sprit is a word.  Micfosoft Frontpage says so.  Let's see if Google agrees. GOOGLE AGREES. Shipboating word!  Some sort of Sailboat accessory.  Hey now we all learnt A FACT.  Put that in your Brain Box.  I'd give you the exact sentence which google says but I don't recognize any of the six nouns that make up the phrase.  So NEITHER DO YOU.  So it's useless to me.  So it's USELESS TO YOU.  What THE HELL is a MAST.  What the HELL is a SAIL.  Sail is the sheet.  Sheet in the sky!  I GET SHEETS.  You'd think so at least.  Whatever.  Had a black and white cookie for breakfast.  Possible I overate over night.  Can't remember if I had the brownie for overnight or at some point earlier in the weekend.  Either way the point is either way the point is.  I know my psychiatrist FAX number.  I'll give that to PHYSICIST.  Amazing. 
   Jeez.  What am I watching on the television set today besides The Simpsons.  Whatever it is gotta make it count because it's NOT something Mike Will Made It will be able to see in his life.  Whatever it is IT'S A PART OF MY DUMB LIFE.  NOT MIKE WILL MADE IT.  HE'S BUSY LIVING AN ACTUAL LIFE.  WHAT WITH MUSIC.  AND JOB.  AND PRESUMABLY SOCIAL LIFE.  AND ROMANTIC LIFE.  PERHAPS FAMILY LIFE.  I'M BUSY WITH TELEVISION.  What's Mike Will Life's situation.  better LTURQ.  It's important.  HIS NAME IS LIKE MY NAME.  MIKE.  Let's ZERO IN on him for some strange reason.  HIS WIKIPEDIA doesn't have a Personal Life section.  INTERESTING.  VERY INTERESTING.  Playing it close to the vest.  He must have something very fascinating going on or else he'd be sharing with the rest of the class.  Anyway.  Enough about Mike Will Made It.  FOR NOW.  I might circle back around to Mike Will Made It at some point in my life PERHAPS because of his music?  Whow knows anything is plausible.
    Fifth paragraph.  Ended up 4-5-1 in Speculation Baseball last week.  Dropped down to FIFFF place now.  This week the team I am facing is MY BROTHER.  "wow."  His team now is, "wow"  Gotta wonder if that'll pay off down the line.  Anyway.  Not sure what his thinking was for that team name.  Not sure AT ALL.  Gotta remember to ask him about that.  There's INFINITE explanations for what Wow can mean.  I can't even BEGIN to ponder.  Hmm who be his best players.  Hmm looks like he got some Adolis Garcia.  Looks like he got some Zac Gallen.  Some Alex Lange.  I have no idea who those people are.  Well I guess I vaguely do now.  Either way.  Gotta beat his team into submission.  Battle Of The Brothers.  ONLY ONE CAN WIN.  UNLESS TEHRE'S A TIE.  THEN BOTH CAN DRAW.  DRAW BACKWARDS IS WARD.  THAT'S ANOTEHR WARD UNRELATED TO DRAW.  IT'S KIND OF RELATED.  IT'S DRAW BACKWARD.  UNRELATED IN MEANING BUT RELATED IN ANOTHER SENSE.
   Sixth paragraph.  Ward is Leave It To Beaver's BROTHER.  Not sure that's an Accuracy.  Ward is The Father of Leave It To Beather.  Ah.  Okay.  He is THE WARD as it were.  No I think Beaver is The Ward As It Were.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEAH.  I think The Kid Is The ward As It Were.  Okay Good.  Makes sense to me.  ALSO what are we leaving To Beaver.  TO CAUSE SOME PROBLEMS.  Make some TROUBLE?  Hmm.  What's a standard plot in Leave It To Beaver.  Lemme LTURQ.  At some point.  Not now.  I AM curious but at the same time NOT THIS SECOND.  The point is 5.5 paragraphs in... WARMED MYSELF UP... NOW TIME FOR SOME WORTHWHILDNESS.  Halfway into May.  Nowtime for some worhwhildness.  What the Hell am I supposed to do that's worth while again.  JOKE.  Make Audience LAUGH.  That's a good start.  Okay.  TROPICAL Humor.  What's going on in the NEWSM?  Elections in TURKEY.  Looks like it's going to a RUN-EM-OFF I THINK.  Based on PRELIMINARY REPORTS I MAY HAVE READ.
   Voters in THIGHLAND may have voted to some or MUCH extent against MILITANT RULE.  Again I READ SEVERAL SENTENCES of an article about it.  Writer's Strike is ONGOING.  Picket lines CONTINUE.  One would imagine Several People are ACTIVELY walking around in circles HOLDING LITERAL SIGNS on poles with WORDS on them.  LITERALLY.  Let me look that up to see if there are any REAL PHRASES I can quotable notable here.  Here's one-- "Error 404 Writers On Strike."  Which I believe is a Computation Reference.  That's not the top most best cleverst sign of all time but THAT'S EXACTLY THE POINT.  The jerk is on STRIKE.  Not gonna BOTHER writing a good sign.  HE'S STRIKING YOU FOOL.  What else is going on in the Top Stories.  DEBT SEALING I'm sure is occuping a lot of The News.  Not sure what's up with that.  What's a joke I can make anyway.  All this talk about the debt ceiling, right, have you heard about this. ...
    YEAH.  Eighth paragraph.  Unfortunately for me AND ANYONE ELSE READING TIS my first instinct for any joke is to MAKE A PUN.  That's no good.  What's a good second Joke Instinct.  Not sure there are any other kinds of jokes.  There's puns and then there's Serious Talk.  Hmm.  Three paragraphs to go.  What's wrong with 404 on strike.  It's SIMPLE gets the point across.  PEOPLE UNDERSTAND IT.  YOU WANT SOMETHING THE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND.  DUMB IT DOWN FOR PEOPLE.  Oh okay is that it works.  I see.  My whole life is Dumbing It Down For People.  But because Dumbing It Is The Best I Can Do.  But it's a different kind of Dumb.  I DUMB IT DOWN IN EXCITING NEW WAYS.  So get off my back about it.  What else is in the news about it.  Who cares-em-up.  What else can I joke about.  Lemme think about that.  Possibly later.  Right now I'm gonna think about something else for a while.  Possibly nothing.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Gonna try to Smart It Up for people.  Let's see if I can accomplish that.  What's a SMART thing to say.  Well how smart do we wanna go.  Hmm.  AS SMART AS POSSIBLE.  I'll get back to you on that one.  WHEN'S A GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU THE SMARTEST THING POSSIBLE.  I'll come up with The Smartest Thing Possible To Say AT SOME POINT.  And I WILL share it with the entire class.  JUST NOT RIGHT NOW.  Anyway.  Smartest Thing Ever will involve everyone.  Won't be alienating.  EVERYONE will enjoy Smartest Thing Ever and be able to understand and appreciate it.  DON'T WORRY everyone is gonna like it as much as the next person even including myself.  Anyway.  If I had a choie to say the ___ thing ever probably would say The Funniest Thing Ever.  Right?  I dunno.  Maybe not.  Gonna have to read The Guinness Book Record List Of Longest List Of Adjectives to pick out the best adjective to pick the adjective best suited for The Thing What I Wanna Say.
   Ugh.  Last paragraph of the act.  Important thing is I've said and will continue to say Lots Of Things of varying quality and composition.  From The LOWLIEST quality to the RELATIVELY DECENT quality!  And of varying meanings and intentions.  IT'S A BLAST AND A HALF I GET QUITE TEH KICK OUT OF IT HALF THE TIME AND THE OTHER HALF WHATTA CHORE AND WASTE OF MY LIFE AND TIMES.  Good deal.  What else is up.  What to listen to on Walk II.  Wanna listen to something.  Gotta be something good though.  That's a good place to start I guess.  Anyway.  Dried clothes last night.  After washing them.  Wore clean shirt today.  That's how that goes.  I'll be back in a little bit.

no one expects much out of this

    Hey friends.  Got back from WalkII.  Listened to some music.  Pretty decent walk.  Pretty decent music!  I survived and everything.  Wasn't hit by any cars or anything.  Figure I'll be able to fit in four walks today.  That'll be good.  NOW what can I say that'll get me to Five Paragraphs RIGHT NOW.  Was I hit by anything other than cars.  Don't think so.  Some NEAR hits.  Walked around some people on the sidewalk.  No REAL danger though.  Never felt my life was in immediate danger persay.  But that's because I trusted in my maneuverability.  AND in the other pedesterians.  Not just my own but THEMS.  It's a two way street.  Which makes things more complicated.  One way street makes it eaiser to walk.  Or less easy.  I haven't decided yet.  Can't picture it in my mind.  Either way don't walk into people out there on the sidewalks.  Or anywhere really. 
   Second paragraph.  Halfway Through May.  That's pretty cool.  That'll get us to June.  WOW.  JUNE.  2023.  SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING MONTH TO SAY TEH LEAST.  WHAT WE GOT IN STORE FOR JUNE.  Hmm.  Not sure we have ANYTHING in store for June.  HAS ANYONE PREPARED ANYTHING FOR JUNE.  Let's see what HOLLYWOOD has prepared for June. INDIANA JONES.  Good.  I've heard enough!  JUNE 2023 WILL EXIST.  If only for People Will Want To Watch Indiana Jones.  Possibly for other things as well.  But at the very least people will want to watch the latest installment of Indiana Jones.  POSSIBLY the latest installment of Animation Spiderman as well.  Could be other things people will want to live for in June 2023.  Can't really say for certainties sake though.  What state is Indiana Jones from.  I'm gonna guess IOWA.  I don't really believe that, do I.  What are the odds.  IOWA a small state.  What kind of FOOL would make IOWA their first guess.  SOME FOOLISH one for sure.
   Third paragraph.

What Will They Think Of Next

    Hi friends.  ACT II was only three paragraphs!  Third paragraph was just me saying, "Third paragraph."  GOOD.  Entry was worth NOTHIN so far.  I will continue onward though.  Because it feels right to me.  Feels wrong.  But DOING IT feels right.  Took four walks today.  Got some guy coming over to the house any minute now to look at kitchen floor.  Figure out how bad the needle and the damage done is there.  Damage done on kitchen floor from dishwasher LO THESE MANY MOONS AGO from a while ago.  Finally gettin it APPRAISED as it twere.  Anyway.  Turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti is a STRONGMAN CONTENDER for dinner tonight.  So is sushi.  SUSHIFIED I can eat without Microwaver Time.  That's a strong contender for the heavyweight crown because it can make a good casehold for itself.
    Hu.  Watched some more Simpsons today.  Another 6 or so minutes of Watch The Fabelmens.  Ate some SNACKS most recently an Frozen Cream Sandwich.  I'm done with saying nonsense words and phrases like I was in the first paragraph.  FROZEN CREAM SANDWICH IS A LEGITIMATE PHRASE.  I'LL STAND BY THAT TO THE DEATH.  Anyway.  Stabbed myself in the palm with a pencil.  Not purposelly.  Well maybe subconciously purposely.  I did it MANUALLY.  It was ME WHOM DID IT.  Who can say WHAT was going on in my mind underneath all the noise.  Either way can yuo get lead poisoning from that?  Probably not!  But I guess we'll play The Waiting Game on that one.  I don't think it BrokeThru enough to give myself lead poisoning.  Also I don't think any lead got Shaven off enough.  Just a STABBING of Lead.  Not a BREAKING OFF of lead.  I wouldn't worry about it. I wouldn't worry about anything.  Once you start to worry about one thing then you're gonna have to start worrying about everything and then where would that lead us.  LEAD US TO LEAD POISONING that's where.
   Oh.  Wonder how to pronounce homonyms.  Pretty straightforward OR SO YOU WOULD THINK.  I don't know.  What are the odds I have decently microwaved spaghetti.  NOT CRUNCHY OR ANYTHING.  NICE TEXTURED SPAGHETTI.  Gonna say maybe around 12.5%.  Probably try microwaving it DIFFERENTLY than I always do.  I KNOW I always microwave it the same way and I always don't like the results.  KINDA feels like I should try doing it differently then.  Off the top of my head.  Maybe give that a shot.  Well sure but IN WHICH DIRECTION.  Try microwaving it less.  Then see how that worked.  Then if it's not good enough microwave it more.  YOU IDIOT TAT WOULD NEVER WORK.  GET THAT OUT OF YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW.  THEN GET SOMETHING INTO YOUR HEAD THAT'S A BETTER IDEA.  AND MAIL IT TO LAST WEEK AGO SO I GET IT IN THE MAIL IN TIME FOR TODAY.  You know that sort of thing.
    Horrible.  Five paragraphs to go I guess.  If I hit my Daily Quota for paragraphs.  Which I like to do.  Daily.  Quotawise.  Stephen Spielberg has AGED in Meet The Fabelmens.  He is now Solidly a TEENAGEDAGER.  Good.  I LIKE IT.  Halfway to adulthood I feel.  VERY RELATABLE.  I can talk to him about ADULT subjects like FILMING FILMS and PG-13 MOVIES.  He doesn't know about Pg-13 movies yet but trust me HIS KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE IT.  Whatever.  Did I do anything creative when I was a teenager.  Sure I did.  I WENT TO movies when I was a kid.  Off the top of my head I saw Austin Powers In Goldmember.  That musta been 2003 IF NOT 20002.  Probably saw a different, OTHER movie at some point.  HMM.  That's a tough one.  Gonna have to think about that one.  Went to Applebees a whole bunch of times.  Got the steak with garlic mashed potatoes.  Kind of an artistic endeavor.  Will THIS RIFF END-EVER.  Sure Right Now ASK AND YE SHALL RECIEVE.
    Hmm.  Four paragraphs to go I believe.  I Beyond Belief It.  I KNOW IT.  Anyway that Jerk is in my house now.  I can JUST HEAR HIM.  Not really.  I can hear my parents talking.  AT him.  But I can't hear the Outside Of My Family Jerk.  But I trust they're talking At Somebody.  Otherwise this would make no sense.  What if they were talking to each other.  That's not the way my family operates.  THEY TALK AT OTHER PEOPLE AS A TEAM and THAT'S IT.  Feels like I saw Snakes On A Plain in the theaters.  Don't remember for sure though.  We BOUGHT IN to the advertising campaign which BOUGHT IN to adjusting their Advertising Campaign to THE INTERNET MEME HYPE which BOUGHT IN to Samuel L Jackson's Cultural Persona Capital.  The moral of the story was I SAW TEH FILM AND THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A DOZEN DIFFERENT KIND OF SNAKES ON THAT PLANE. ONLY ONE KIND OF PLANE ON THE PLANE.  Might have been interesting if the plane was made up of different kinds of planes, too.  Still though.  Different snakes.  Different passengers.  Also I assume they made back their money on the film.  I HOPE they did.  I hope EVERYONE makes back their money in life.  That's what life is all about!
   Three paragarphs to go.  What's AMERICA'S FAVORITE SNAKE.  I'm going to say THE RATTLER.  No I wouldn't.  Either way what can ya do.  Look what else is going on.  Been exactly one month since Tax Day.  At this point I hope you got your Tax-em-ups done.  Mail em to a few months ago so you get em in extra early.  Couldn't hurt.  Might hurt that you're spending all your mail-time-travel-capital on Bonus Tax Mail Travel that you don't even need to spend Just To Put It In Extra Early.  YOU WANNA SAVE THAT TIME TRAVEL CAPITAL.  DON'T WASTE IT ON THAT CRAP.  Makes sense.  Anyway.  The closer I get to dinner the more and more sushi sounds better.  I don't wanna stand at microwave for THREE MINUTES like a chump.  That's TIME TRAVEL CAPITAL 3 minute I WOULD BE WASTING or something.  3 minutes of life IN REAL TIME I could NOT SPEND... OR SOMETHING.
   Penultimate paragraph.  What's America's LEAST favorite snake.  I'm gonna say the ASP.  No one is passionate about THE ASP one way or the other.  Maybe some people are.  MAYBE LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE.  MAYBE EVERYONE IS EXCEPT FOR YOU AND ME AND WE JUST DON'T KNOW IT.  Asp seems like a Biblical Snake.  And/or a snake in HISTORY.  And/or a snake in non Biblical Mythology.  The important thing is ASP has an important place in our cultures and when we talk about snakes we talk about asps.  ASPEN, COLORADO need I say more.  Gotta say a paragraph and a half more.  Not literally or legally or anything.  I JUST HOLD MYSELF TO A HIGHER STANDARD such that I need to say that much more.  MUCH higher standard.  Wow.  Sweet.  That jerk is gone now.  Lookin like we have to replace Kitchen Floor.  With some other sort of floor.  Which will then become the Kitchen Floor.  Sounds like quite the proposition.
    Last paragraph of the knight.  That'll happen.  What will happen to current Kitchen Floor.  Go To Hell or something.  Not sure exactly.  Just Leave.  Who knows what exactly.  Not gonna stay where it is  We don't need it anymore.  Nobody needs it anymore.  Maybe someone can get some use out of it.  Not worth figuring it out though, just get rid of it.  Recycling SHOULD BE the norm.  YES.  But at some point RECYCLING uses up more resources than it would conserve.  Think About It!  Re: Cycling.  Okay.  OKAY.  That's FINE.  Bicycle.  Monocycle.  Whatever you want.  Your choice.  Hmm.  That's some clever riffing right there.  What do you call a cycling machine with Zero Cycles.  Huh.  Hmm.  Today's entry was a solid Negative 1.5 out of 10.  I'm happy about it.  More or less.  Seems about right I guess.

-7:11 P.M.
   

Sunday, May 14, 2023

Not Really My Fault You're Here Reading This

    Hi friends.  Gotta write some more paragraphs today!  On account of Waste Everybody's (Mine) Life.  Never finished or posted yesterday's entry again.  Only two acts!  Never even TIME STAMPED that sucker.  We don't KNOW when I finished writing yesterday.  Kinda feels like History is gonna feel like it's missing A Fact.  Dumb Future History.  Always missing out on Facts.  What's the word for Future History.  FISTORY.  Anyway.  Here MUCHO Late today (Mucho is Spanish for ONE).  1 PM it is.  Took walk.  Got Mother's Day Bakery.  Got my Dad some cookies.  Got my Mom some crap.  Got myself one medium sized Rainbow Sprinkle cookie.  Not a cookie made out of rainbow sprinkles.  A cookie made out of cookie.  Topped with rainbow sprinkles.  Should be an intriguing proposition to eat.  Just like The Louisiana Purchase.  Who made that proposition.  I assume it was America.  Wasn't FRANCE'S idea.  WE went to THEM with it.
    AMERICA.  Watching some more The Simpsons.  Started watching Disney Plus Sports Drama SAFETY.  About College Football Safety.  So far I'm about halfway in.  Starts off saying TIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY.  And the story is VERY UNREMARKABLE.  I don't get it.  I assume it picks up in the second half such that it BLOWS ME AWAY that this story took place.  Cause so far okay this was a true story SO WHAT NOTHING NOTABLE HAS HAPPENED.  Okay movie though!  GREAT.  I FEEL SAFE WATCHING SAFETY.  Good characters and plots.  Goot TIME period.  2006?  College Freshman?  THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WHERE I WAS IN LIFE.  It's like LOOKING INTO A LIFE MIRROR.  Life Mirror eh.  Sign me up for SOME OF THAT.  better than Death Mirrors.  God Damn DEATH MIRRORS.  Whatever.  Wearing uncleansed shirt again.  Really ought to do laundry today.  Hmm.  WE'LL SEE how that, "Plays," out in real time. Coffee time.
    Safety is from 2020?  I thought it was from 2022!  This movie is from A Lot Longer ago than I thought.  Oh well.  Still pretty up-to-date.  I'M pretty up-to-date.  Wouldn't know WHERE TO BEGIN on THE LOGISTICS to date but if you're a lady I'M INTERESTED.  Probably.  I'd say if you're a lady maybe 70% chance I'm interested.  If you're between ages of 18- Oh I Don't Know 50.  Sure 18.  WHY NOT.  What about 51.  SURE 51.  WHY NOT.  What about 52.  Sure 52.  Why not.  I guess when it comes to Age We'll Take My Up-To-Datness on A LADY BY LADY PERSON right?  It's IMPORTANT.  Lots of ladies in their 50's ARE UP TO DATE me.  Gotta look into that one.  Now that I think about it SURE 50's ARE ALL GOOD.  We don't have to get MARRED.  WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT GETTING MARRED AND HAVING KARDS HERE.
    Fourth paragraph.  Only one walk today before DadsWalk.  Going into final day of Speculation Baseball week I AM BEHIND 4-5-1.  Lotta close categories!  WE'LL SEE HOW IT TURNS OUT.  I will see.  I will tell you.  Probably HONESTLY.  I could lie to you to make myself seem good.  Or I could lie to you to make myself seem BAD.  Score some Pity Points!  Either way probably won't lie to you.  I'm pretty honest with you on this website!  Can't think of many lies I tell at all off the top of my head.  Do I withold certain truths?  Not CONSCIOUSLY.  I don't Say Every Absolute Truth ever.  Not enough time!  FINE I'LL START RIGHT NOW.  1 + 1 = 2.  1 +2  = 3.  1  + 3 = 4.  AND ONWARD.  Huh.  What kinda dumb dunner I got for tonight.  Oh one of those dumb dunners.  MOVING ON.  Guess I'm witholding THOSE TRUTHS by not saying it.  Hmm.  GO FIGURE!
   Fifth paragraph.  Mothers' Day.  So far my Mom is celebrating by sleeping.  At some point she may wake up.  I will keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Wearing nice shirt today.  I will keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  HOW SIMILAR is Safety (2020) to my college experience.  WELL they live in a dormitory.  So far that's ONE FOR ONE a replica of my experience.  The guy has some sort of congenial relationship with his roommate. ...HMM.  I WASN'T ENEMIES WITH MY ROOMMATES.  Maybe THEY SAW IT THAT WAY.  GONNA PUT THAT IN THE MAYBE PILE AS TO WHETHER I WAS ON FAIR TERMS WITH MY ROOMMATES.  I DID THE BEST I COULD OKAY.  I wanted nothing more than to be friends with people.  I was just REALLY BAD AT IT.  Not my fault.  If anything Everyone Else's Fault.  My entire life everyone else's fault that I failed at being Normal Friends with people.  Doesn't seem right!
    Halfway through the act.  Not sure, "I wanted nothing more," than to be friends with people.  VERY POSSIBLE 70% of me couldn't care less and only 30% of me wanted nothing more.  Either way It's AN INTERESTING proposition.  Hmm.  If only I could figure out a way to AVERAGE OUT the Couldn'tCareLess andWantingNothingMore.  I COULD it's called AlcoholandDrugs.  That makes The NotWantingFriends and WantingFriends contradiction line BLUR!  And makes me be able to relate to people slightly better.  I think.  YEAH!  Sounds vaguely accurate.  I typed it out off the top of my head. Why would I type something out off the top of my head if it wasn't vaguely accurate.  Hmm.  THE POINT IS I say things off the top of my head ALL THE TIME And THEY"RE WRONG ALL THE TIME.  SO DON'T TRUST MY TOP OF HEAD.  I DON'T.  Still though it says things that sound clever so it's got that going for it which is pretty cool.
   Seventh paragraph.  Not gonna be able to take walk directly after this act.  DAD gonna just be LEAVING for his walk.  Gonna be stuck around Room for LONG TIME.  Watch some The Sampsons.  Wonderful.  What's the Safety's job in Football.  Pretty sure he's on, "SPECIAL TEAMS."  Let's see. Looked it up.  Read it for 4 seconds.  SEEMED TO CONFUSING.  Came back here to tell you about how I found it too confusing and gave up.  Ya know what?  GONNA TRY AGAIN TO FIGURE IT OUT.  HERE I GO.  AH.  I SEE.  I looked at MAP of Defense.  LINE OF SCRIMMEGE.  Generic offense vs defense scrimmege.  I SAW THEM TWO GENERIC SAFETY POSITIONS.  Okay!  That's good I guess.  Also safety it a THING that happens in football.  I knew about that.  It's the thing where they tackle you in your own end zone.  And they get 2 points.  Right?  Lemme LTURQ just to DoubleCheck.  YEAH.  ABOUT 90% SURE THAT'S ACCURATE.  AND BY 90% SURE I MEAN ABOUT 87.5% SURE.  WHAT A COUNTRY.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Sure.  May 14th.  HOW OFT is a Safety.  I'm gonna guess .2 a game.  SAFETIES OCCUR ONCE EVERY 14 GAMES.  Lemme crunch them numbers.  Sounds like .007 a game.  Wow.  Double Oh Seven.  Just like that guy that does things.  You know.  What's his name.  Jim something.  Whatever.  Anyway.  American Football EH.  Any other kinda football besides American Football and WORLD Football.  Seems like other countries might wanna be getting in on Football Action.  YEAH.  Either way the important thing is Everyone Had A Good Time.  Good time at what.  Sport.  Wonderful.  What else is up and crap.  IF a lady in their 50's is UP TO DATE they probably got SOMETHIN HOT going on for them.  Not sure what that means.  Just an INSTINCT I have.  Somethin about Lady in their 50's must be VERY ATTRACTIVE TO ME logically if they're OUT ON THE SCENE.  Not sure what that means.  SOUNDS POSSIBLY ACCURATE FOR SOME REASON.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Anyway.  Important thing is I'm not limited to women in their 50's!  LOTS OF WOMEN who are 48-49 out there too. HOLY CRAP THINGS JUST TOOK A TURN FOR THE GREAT.  None of this means much of anything.  I am TRAPPED in parent house with NO WAY OUT for any kind of Dating Life.  OH NO.  MY LIFE!  WHAT TO DO.  Gotta figure out something.  AND FAST.  Spent the lat Entire Life not having figured anything out.  THE TIME TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT IS at some point more or less relatively soon one would imagine.  Ugh.  There's dating WEBSITES.  I can look at one of those.  I have LOTS to offer.  I have no job, no prospects, I am of a height that 75% of women would literally automatically not consider me, I live with my parents, I have no hobbies, I have mental illness... HEY.  SOUNDS LIKE I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOING ON FOR ME.  WAIT A SECOND.  THIS IS TERRIBLE.  Got a sense of humor.  YEAH.  I'LL SENSE OF HUMOR LADY GOOD.  THAT'LL SOLVE THAT PROBLEM.
    Last paragraph of the act.  I GOT GOOD PROSPECTS.  I'm smart.  I can figure out half of my problems.  And I can triumph over the adversity of half of the other half of my problems.  That might happen.  Sounds fair.  Life should be fair.  That's what I would do if it were up to me.  Probably.  Never really thought about it.  But SURE if it were up to me why not make life fair.  Obviously it's the first instinct and it's THE BEST instinct.  Hmm.  Maybe do laundry as soon as When This Is Over.  Probably will!  I like the part where I Production It Up.  Get some work done.  The only way I know how.  By Doing Something.  Anyway.  I'll be back in a little bit.
     

sure i guess not

    Hey friends.  Did step one of laundry.  Brought Clothe down-stair.  In-front-of-mach-ine.  Some crap was already in the machine.  CONFOUNDED me.  Turns out I can take it ount.  Just put me clothes in to wash.  So that's in the cards For Soon.  Anyway.  Took a walk II.  Delightful MusicWalk.  Now we're talking 1 or 2 walks left for rest of day.  GREAT.  Got some Second half of SAFELY to watch.  Presumably should be pretty Light Hearted to watch.  HEAVY people.  Football players.  ON THE HEAVY SIDE.  Not obese.  Maybe some of them.  IN SHAPE.  Just not ANEMIC.  That's not what anemia is.  I don't need YOU to tell me what ANEMIA is.  I need MYSELF to tell ME what anemia is apparently though.  I didn't get it AT FIRST.  I need MYSELF AS A BACK UP to tell MYSELF AS A FOREGROUND what it is.  Wonderful.
    Hmm.  What else is up.  Gonna have to fill out FORMS before Doctor Appointment on Tuesday I bet.  Past medical history.  What drugs I'm on.  WHAT MY NAME IS.  This may take As Long As Forever.  Hmm.  It's not the first time I'm seeing doctor.  Might not have to fill out All The Forms.  Shouldn't have to at least.  If this were a Just World I wouldn't have to.  Guess we're gonna find out if this is a Just World or not.  Anyway.  Probably is Just A World more or less.  What else would it be.  Some sort of Universe.  Nah.  Just a world.  Pretty certain about that one.  Otherwise WHAT'S THE MOON.  What's the moon then.  I don't know what that's supposed to mean.  Either way.  Moon is part of Just World.  Moon is Accessory to world.  Not sure that's accurate.  Maybe it is.  Gonna have to see how MOON feels about being accessory to world.  Let's leave it Up To Moon as to weather it wants to be Accessory To Earth or It's Own Thing or not.  MOON'S DECISION ULTIMATELY.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Moon can't make decision.  It's made out of rock.  It can't Think or Feel.  Anyway.  Gonna do laundry when this act is over.  What kind of rock is Moon.  My guess is ALLOYS.  But that's not up to me.  Up to MOON to decide whether it wants to be made out of ALLOY or not.  Wrote me some Verse Music last night.  Solid generic background music to Verse in a song.  Nice Nothin Special music.  I CAN ENJOY IT.  I DID enjoy it.  I'll enjoy it again presumably.  There's nothin' to it! Good stuff.  Now all I need to do is figure out Chorus music to compliment it.  Then I have Building Block Of A Song.  And THEN I got Building Block OF LIFE.  And THEN I have... uh... NOT SURE what I have then.  But it's SOMETHING.  Putting together SOMETHING at that point I think!
    Fourth paragraph. Presumably try to write some lyrics I guess.  Didn't really think about that.  But it seems like a logical step to undertake.  Hmm.  What kinda THEMES should my lyrics touch on.  Off the top of my head rhyming schemes possibly ABAB or AABB.  Interesting.  I will consider that perhaps if That's What It Comes To.  Probably won't come to that.  Don't see why I'd ever have to write lyrics again.  Life wouldn't require another song outta me.  I've sung my song I feel.  Then again lotta life left probably.  Never KNOW what kinda Song I Have To SingSong In Store in Future.  Huh.  Well that's it for now I guess.  I'll be back tonight.

Yes Last Part Of Day

    Hi friends.  Took Trey walks today.  Trey means three.  Either in Spanish or in Mock Spanish.  Watched some more Simpsons or Mock Simpsons.  If they were Mock Simpsons they did A GREAT Job convincing me they were The Real Deal.  I bought in JOOK LINE AND SINKER.  Huh.  Ate rainbow sprinkle cookie.  Great.  Sugar.  I, "Dug," it.  Gud.  Dug backwards.  Gud.  VERY Gud.  Think I may or may not have the kids chicken parm for dinner.  What's the cutoff age for KID.  I say THIRTEEN.  Not sure if that means thirteen year olds CAN eat the kids chicken parm.  I think they CANNOT.  SORRY THIRTEENERS.  Too old for the Kids Chicken Parm.  Might I interest you in SOME WILD AL FREDO instead?  Huh.  Watched STILL yesterday.  The Michelob J Fox movie.  Very good film.  I relate to Michael J Fox a lot!  HE IS A REAL, RELATABLE PERSON by all accounts.  I ENJOYED hearing (And, "SEEING!") his story.
    Hmm.  Not a fan of how they only included about 3 seconds of footage from The Frighteners though.  Guess Michael J Fox isn't that huge a fan of that part of his oeuvre that he didn't wanna focus on it.  If I may respectfully disagree.... I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE.  Great Film!  It's got everything you want in a film.  SIGHTS.  SOUNDS.  TAKES UP TIME WHLIE YOU WATCH IT.  That's just me.  Also he has SHORT HAIR in it.  Nice CREW CUT.  GOOD HAIR CUT FOR MICHAEL J FOX.  WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.  I GOTTA CALM DOWN.  Talking about The Frighteners got me too excited.  Hmm.  Point is Good Film, Good Man, and also Frighteners is Another Good Flim now that I think about it.  Seems like I shouldn't have had to spend a paragraph and a half to make those points.  Could have made them in a sentence and a half.  Yeah but NOT AS WELL.  Are you telling me you built a DELOREAN out of a Time Machine.
    Yeesh.  Did laundry in washing machine.  YET to do it in dryer.  Guess I'll get on top of that-- Soon!  Tonight.  Perhaps as soon as SOON.  Probably.  Nice MOTHERED Day today.  Happy birthday to all the Mothers out there.  I Offer APPRECIATION and RESPECT!  TO WOMEN IN GENERAL.  Whether they're Mothers or EVENTUAL Mothers.  You know ALL Women.  I SEE you and regards? you?  I dunno something along those lines.  Anyway.  Gave my Mother a nice Mother's Day Hug AND A nice Mother's Day 10 Minute Conversation.  Entertained this lady for TEN MINUTES.  WOW.  10 minutes of my time.  Very valuable unit of... value.  Either way SHE EARNT IT.  She can have ANOTHER ONE if she wants.  I got MORE MINUTES TO SPARE tonight if that's what SHE wants.  I'm in a GIVIG mood.  GIVING is almost a palindrome IF ONLY we removed one mere letter.  Let's remove one mere letter. Whose gonna know.  Hardly anyone!
    Fourth paragraph.  Mothers Day HUH.  Hmm. Got my mother slice of Red Velvet Cake and Chocolate Brownie.  That's what I did.  Amazing.  Only THREE walks today?  If you say so!  I SAID NOTHING OF THE SORT.  Yes I did.  I JUST DID.  Just now.  OH OKAY THAT CHECKS OUT.  Maybe eat some crackers now.  Before dinner.  Saltines.  See where that takes me.  Not sure why I had to share that with you.  Why did I have to share any of this with you.  It's a JOURNAL.  It helps me Think About My Life.  And there's no STAKES if there's no External Readers To It.  Why does there have to be stakes to it.  Cause it's FUN.  YEAHSURE.  Anyway.  Michael J Fox is SHORT like me.  Different Short Experience though.  NOT ALL SHORT MEN had same Short Experience.  I was not EXPLICITLY picked on as a child.  Might have been IMPLICITLY picked on.  I might have been left out socially UNSPOKENWISE.  But nobody bullied me physically or whatknot.  SO THAT'S GOOD
    Fifth paragraph.  GOTTA FEND FOR MYSELF SOCIALLY.  WRITE A WEBSITE.  THAT'LL GET ME GOIN'.  And that brings us Up To Today.  Happy Mothers Day Earth.  COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU MOTHERSDAYEARTH.  AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.  Does Earth slant rhyme with Truth.  I SAY IT DOES and I say THAT'S A VERY MEANINGFUL SLANT RHYME that NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS CONSIDERED UNTIL TODAY.  WONDERFUL.  Whose the best mother on Earth.  Probably a statistical tie between Mother Nature and Mother Big Pollution.  I'd put Nature in top spot and Big Pollution In A CLOSE SECOND.  And MY LITERAL BIOLOGICAL MOTHER bringing up the rear with The Bronze.  Not a bad showing at all for My Mother.  I think she'd be pretty pleased with that result if anyone were to tell her about this paragraph.  Either that or Horrified at having to confront the exact specifics of what her son was idly nonsensically rambling about on the internet.  HORRIFIED.
   Sixth paragraph.  Good!  last paragraph of the night.  That'll get me going into The NightTime portion of the day.  Watch some more The Simpsons tonight if I had to wager on it.  Probably don't have to wager on it.  Mandatory Gambling isn't the law of the land YET.  Gotta imagine that's something they'll consider AT SOME POINT though.  Could be a fun and PRODUCTIVE way to raise some tax dollars though.  Obviously we'd be able to choose what we're gambling on though.  And IN WHICH direction we want to gamble ON IT.  We have SOME freedom in Our Mandatory Gambling.  WE CAN HAVE FUN WITH IT.  So that's good.  Well anyway.  That's it for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-7:03 P.M.
   

Saturday, May 13, 2023

Hey This Ain't SO Horrible

    Hello friends.  Saturday Morning Entry.  Feels like Saturday Morning Cartoons was a thing for One To Four Generations of children.  Not sure if my generation enjoyed Saturday Morning Cartoons.  POSSIBLE I watched Saturday Morning cartoons and just never really registered it as a unique thing.  I don't think I did.  And if I did didn't ENJOY it.  Generic one would be Looney Tunes and they PISSED ME OFF.  Something about it just struck me the wrong way.  A little too LOONEY for my tastes.  Just don't like the characters, either!  TINY TOONS were good.  Tiny Toons was more adult humor.  More clever jokes.  HOW IRONIC that the Tinier The Tune the more Grown Up the jokes.  Let's get that in the IRONIC pile of Observations.  Hmm.  Liked generic Nickelodeon Cartoons.  Sure.  But that's not an, "Exclusive," to Saturday Morning.  Anyway.  Point is Saturday Morning is a real Who Care 'Em Up.  How do ADULTS enjoy Saturday Morning.  I assume by eating sugar cereal and moving their bowels.  TWO OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD.  I don't know what that means.
   Second paragraph.  11:13 AM!  Two walks this morning before DadWalk.  Listened to some music on WalkI.  It was pretty pleasant!  That was A Good Time.  Sucks for people who have to DRAW Cartoons.  Don't get to enjoy Saturday Mornings like the rest of us.  BUSY AT WORK.  Yeah.  After a nice streak of a week or two of hardly any eating over night, now it's been increasing a bit.  Still not so bad overall!  STILL THOUGH.  Hmm.  Can watch the Michael J Fox movie STILL THOUGH.  I assume it's Uplifting and not A Downer.  Probably SOMEWHAT A Downer but ultimately Uplifting.  That's how I would have edited it.  Unless I was under STRICT ORDERS from Michael J Fox and/or Directer to edit it Into A Downer.  Then I HAVE TO DO MY JOB.  If I edit it Improperly I'D NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.  And I want to work in this town again.  NO OTHER TOWN WOULD HAVE ME.  Anyway I'm gonna go get coffee now.
   Looks like the Steven Spielberger movie is availble on The Television Set.  That's good.  I like his films.  No reason I wouldn't like His Film about Himself.  I assume he plays himself in his film.  That's what I would do if I was playing myself in my film ... Right.  I bet this film is A Long One.  We're talking 2 hours 20 minutes.  Let's see what INTERNET has to say about THAT ONE.  2 hour 31 minutes.  WELP.  I was IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.  It was a WONDERFUL DAY THERE as well.  That's good.  What kinda day is it TODAY in MY Neighborhood.  Not bad.  Solidly between -20 and 120 degrees.  I can't complain.  All the animals and trees are still alive.  If the trees had died overnight how would I know.  Guess I wouldn't know yet.  Maybe if the animals had died I wouldn't kone yet either.  No.  That I'd be able to pick up on.
   Fourth paragraph.  I assume there's some LAUGHS in The Fabelmens.  Gotta be some COMIC RELIEF from the HORROR of the film industry.  Otherwise it'd just be FRIGHT after FRIGHT.  Not sure what that means.  Anyway.  May 13th.  FRIDAY the 13th as it were.  Saturday.  Pretty close though.  Tomorrow is Mothers' Day.  Let's see where SOCIETY has decided to put the apostrophe IF ANYWHERE for Mothers Day.  I'm gonna guess NO APOSTROPHE at all now that I think about it.  Nope.  SOCIETY has decided to  say Mother's Day.  So Society is celebrating ONE MOTHER IN GENERAL.  Seems strange.  Who is ULTRA MOTHER that we're celebrating.  Can't be Mother Earth.  We celebrated that JerkLady on Earth Day a few weeks ago.  How many times we gotta celebrate THAT thing.  Probably SHOULD celebrate it every few weeks.  IT'S IMPORTANT.  FINE IF YOU SAY SO IT MUST BE THE CASE.  YOU ONLY SAY SMART THINGS.  YOU MEANS ME.  I ONLY SAY SMART THINGS.  I'M SOME SORT OF BRILLIANCE GENIUS.
    Fifth paragraph.  Pretty sure That Doesn't Come Close To Checking Out At All.  Hey you win some you lose some.  Anyway.  When's Fathers' Day.  1997.  Starring Billy Crystal and Robin Williams.  "It's A Laugh Riot!" -- A Random Film Critic Paid Off By The Movie Studio.  Hmm.  Musta had that film on VHS.  I SEEN it enough times.  PREMISE OF THE FILM is Kid runs away from home, mother enlists Billy Crystal and Robin Williams to find the kid and tells both of them THEY MIGHT be the kids father, neither of them knew about the kid until just then, so they both hope they're the father, and they're trying to find the kid.  Wonder what it'd be like to see it again.  Haven't seen it in a long time.  I SAY I WANNA SEE IT AGAIN for Sentimentality.  Let's see if that's in the cards at some point.  Anyway.  How many stars did Robert Ebert give it?  I'm gonna guess 1.5.  Rating on Roger Tomatoes?  I'm gonna guess 37%.  Let's see.  EBERT GAVE IT 1 STAR.  ROTTEN TOMATOE GAVE IE 25%.  The important thing is THEY HAD A GOOD TIME PUTTING TOGETHER THE FILM.  Also that it made back the money they spent to produce it.  DID THEY MAKE BACK THE MONEY THEY SPENT TO PRODUCE IT.  Probably not.  Robin Williams and Billy Crystal must have been paid A PRETTIFUL PENNY to appear.  HOLY CRAP Wikipedia says they spent 85 millino dollars on this piece of crap.  WHAT THE HELL were they thinking.  Jesus.  Point is IF I WATCHED IT AGAIN in 2023 I would be entertained.  You probably would be too.  Think about it!
   Sixth paragraph.  Part of the plot is that it involves Teenagers folowing the band Sugar Ray around.  Like they're some sort Super Great Rock Band that they gotta follow from city to city.  Is Sugar Ray a great Rock Band?  Maybe.  What's the 2 songs of Sugar Ray I know?  I forget!  But they're GOOD songs.  I remember KNOWING the songs I knew of them.  And I must have REMEMBERED getting a KICK out of them.  That's how POPULAR MOSIC works.  Ah.  FLY.  "I just want to fly."  I know that song.  You do, too.  REMEMBER THAT SONG?  Think about it!  Hmm.  Spicy TUNA ROLL sushi this week.  Never liked Tuna Fish in my life.  I've tolerated Tuna roll here and there in my life though.  Don't anticipate liking trying it though.  It should be okay though.  Is Sugar Ray a reference to Sugar Ray Robinson: The Boxer Of Yesteryear?  Better LTURQ.  I DON'T KNOW.  I looked it up and spent enough time TO MY SATISFACTION without finding the answer.  It's TIME To MOVE ON with my life.
   Seventh paragraph.  "Every Morning."  That's another Catchy Song by SUGAR RAY that CAUGHT my attention just by reading the title.  I can PICTURE in my head AUDIBLY how that song goes vaguely for a few seconds at least.  Wonder how much of the 85 million dollars went to Sugar Ray.  Maybe Sugar Ray contributed to Movie.  You can't BUY that kind of publicity.  Maybe you can.  Maybe THEY DID.  Or maybe they got paid.  Probably got paid.  Hmm.  Probably should be some sort of Streaming Service where the premise is just Forgotten 1990's Films.  And it's films I personally had taped on VHS but aren't on Streamers like FATHER'S DAY.  THAT SORT OF THING.  Millenials will get a kick out of it.  And millenials LIKE TO SPEND MONEY.  We got SEVERAL DISPOSABLE INCOLMES.  Some of us at least.  I don't have a job but I got SOME money somehow anyway for now.  I'd spent Oh I Don't Know 4.99 or 9.99 a month.  Let's start at 4.999 AND WORK OUR WAY UP.  Or start at 9.99 and work our way down.  You hold all the cards really.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Two more days of Imagination Baseball Weekly Battle.  Ahead in the Stat Categories 6-3-1.  NOT TOO SHAGGY.  What is the band Sugar Ray up to now.  Gotta imagine they're still touring and making a living IF THEY FEEL LIKE IT.  Could easily be making Bank based on their Super Success over the course of a couple of years 2.5 decades ago.  Hmm.  They released an album in THE 2019.  Looks like MARK MCGRATH is touring.  That name sounds Familiar.  I AM FAMLIAR with LEAD Sugar Ray person's name it turns out!  They're even more successful than I gave him/them credit for!  Good.  Good for Mark McGrath I THINK unless he's a jerk PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE THOUGH?  Forget if he's a jerk in the film.  PROBABLY IS? BUT ThAT'S JUST A FILM NOT REAL LIFE?  BESIDES THAT'S ALL IN THE PAST?  LET BYGONES BE BYGONES?  Hmm.  He also hosts some TV shows.  Seems like very well known for that these days.  GREAT!  Good dude I'm sure.  LET Possible Fictional Bygones Be Bygones. 
   Penultimate paragraph.  He might not have even been a fictional jerk.  I haven't seen Father's Day in Oh I Don't Know two decades.  Such is life.  The important thing is HE FACILITATED a party-type atmosphere for TEENAGERS.  Worked out for SOME of the teenagers in the film.  NOT SO GREAT for others.  WHICH included the Child of The Fathers Day.  So that's why Mark McGrath is not exactly the HERO of Father's Day.  But we can't blame the band Sugar Ray.  It's just that Child of Rob Williams and/or Billy Crystal is just kind of a chump.  Doesn't Belong In The Rock World.  Not Sugar Ray's Fault HE CAN'T HANG.  Anyway.  YOU GET IT.  Probably not.  If you've seen the film and remember the basics you get it.  Probably.  SUGAR RAY shuold have PUT HIS FOOT DOWN and made sure his teenage fans ACCEPTED Father's Day's Son into their group.  SO WHAT IF HE'S KIND OF A GEEK.  HE DESERVES LOVE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT NERD.
    Last paragraph of the act.  YEAH.  Probably should be Billy Crystal and/or Robin William's job to show their son love.  Not the band Sugar Ray.  Also not the other fans of the Band of Sugar Ray.  Maybe everyone should love everyone else to some MINUTE degree NOT SURE ABOUT THAT NO SPOILERS.  Anway.  Billy Crystal and Robin Williams  don't know who is the father yet.  If they both show the kid love then the one who isn't the father would LOOK LIKE A PLUMB IDIOT after the fact.  Hmm.  Anyway.  INTERESTING FILM.  REALLY MAKES YA THINK.  AND LAUGH.  AND CRY.  I must have talked about this film before because I VAGUELY Remember saying something like Robin Williams Crystal.  You don't forget saying a thing like that.  Is Sugar Ray A COOL Rock Band in 1997.  What Is A Cool Rock Band.  Gonna have to look into that.  My guess is They Put Their Coolness Cred Neck Out On The Line by appearing in Father's Day.  Probably got compensated for it appropriately in Other Areas though.  Anyway.  I'll be back in a little bit.    

there's no getting around it

    Hey friends.  Took another walk.  Listened to music for the most part.  It was okay!  Listened to a cuople more songs on the album I listened to.  Then STOPPED.  Felt YA KNOW WHAT gonna save the rest of the album for Walk III.  Just a HUNCH I had.  Felt like I wanted to save it up for the third walk.  We'll see if it pays off.  I won't have anything to compare it to.  I will never be able to say it was the right decision.  I MAY be able to say oh that seemed to work out relatively good or bad.  But I WON'T be able to say this worked out Better or Worse than doing things differently.  Because I CAN'T try out doing things differently at the same time.  I CAN'T MULTI-VERSE it.  I wouldn't WANT to.  I'll single-verse my life.  Unless we're writing songs.  Then I'm gonna DOUBLE VERSE.  Lots of people triple or quadruple verse.  NOT FOR ME.  Also haven't written a song in half a year.  NOT FOR ME.
   What else is up. Of course writing songs is Not For Me.  It's for THE PEOPLE.  The Public as it were.  The Theoretical who would enjoy the song.  Oh.  THAT GUY.  Hmm.  Maybe I'll write a song then for that jerk.  Seems like something to do.  I'll take it under advisement.  First things first though how do you play guitar.  Once we figure that one out what do I wanna Say In Song. THIRD things how do You WRITE songs.  Fourth how do I spread my song seed.  Fifth when does the overall success part come in.  Good thing I'm stuck at Never Achieving First Things First.  Makes the entire process that much easier.  Never get started.  That solves that problem.  I'll get started at some point.  YOU'LL SEE.  YOU'LL ALL SEE.  I'll make you see WITH MUSIC.  Hey anything's possible what else is up.
    Third paragraph.  Two walks into the day.  Presumably two walks left.  Presumably 11 hours left of the Day.  Won't be awake for all of them, though!  NOT BY A LONG SHOT.  I'll be sleepping for several of em!!  Get some good Z's in.  Is that phrase because the sound of snoring is like the pronunciation of the letter Z?  I dunno!  Also how many people actually Snore.  It's an INACCURATE stereotype of what people do when they sleep.  AN INACCURACY I SAY.  I don't think even people who do snore Snore A Z.  Maybe some people do.  You can snore whatever you put your mind to.  Probably.  When did they invent Looney Tunes.  I'm gonna say in the 1940's.  Then I'm gonna say in the 1960's.  If I have to I'd say in the 1950's.  Let's see.  First date was 1930.  HMM Sounds like they invented them in the 1920's then.  TOOK A WHLIE TO GET THEM UP AND STARTED.  Good for Looney Tunes.  Good For America.
    Penultimate paragraph.  That's good.  I like the part where hey almost done with this bullshit for now.  I think.  Feels like tuna roll will just taste like generic fish sushi.  I think in the past that's been my experience when eating tuna roll.  Could be misremembering things.  I can't trust my memory.  I can't trust ANYONE's memory.  Why would I want to.  I'd wanna trust my memory.  Why would I wanna trust yuor memory.  I don't know Your Memory From Adam.  Either way the point is SPICY tuna roll.  Spicy gonna blunt the Tuna-ness.  Good that's good.  If I taste Only Spicy that makes it easier to go down.  I know I can enjoy eating Spicy.  That's not gonna be a problem.  Got lots of experience eating Mild Spiciness.  What else.  Brown Rice.  Wow.  Healthy!  Now I'm gonna live a few seconds longer in my lifetime.  Possibly HALF A MILLISECOND.  Gonna be great.
    Last paragraph of the act.  Is it possible they spent most of the 85 million dollars of Father's Day on creating the band Sugar Ray.  Otherwise not sure how they spent that much money on it.  YES Robin Williams and Billy Crystal are-were big Stars.  But still.  85 million dollars?  I say they spent 50 million dollars Creating The Band Sugar Ray and intricately implementing them into popular culture in time for their appearance in the movie.  How would that cost 50 million dollars.  VERY intricately implementing.  You wouldn't BELIEVE how intricately implementing it was.  Well.  Anyway.  Does that mean they still make money everytime Mark McGrath makes money Oh These Many Years later?  Probably!  So that's good.  Maybe that's why they felt comfortable making the movie knowing it would lose so much money.  That's good.  I'll be back tonight.

Friday, May 12, 2023

What's This Some Kind Of Joke

    Hey friends.  Never wrote an Act III yesterday or uploaded it to the internet!  TOOK A BROKE.  Felt like starting back up again today though.  Unbreaked myself.  Not sure if its the right or wrong move.  Could be in the middle somewhere.  Could be making a GRAVE error.  Like when Robert, "BOB," Johnson would go to Cemetery to practice with the Haints.  That wasn't an error.  He learnt Modern Guitar.  Yeah but it caught up with him in the end.  DIED eventually.  He will always live on though through the weekly comic strip devoted to him in the funny papers.  What does that mean.  Sure!  Starting Act I very late today.  Only gonna fit in the one walk I just took before Dad's walk.  ACCEPTED SUPER MARKET beforehand justnow TOO.  All Worked Out.  My entire life UP TO THIS POINT has all worked out.  Climaxed VERY appropriately with the super market order.  Kind of.  Side of steamed microwavable broccoli was open for some reason.  REALLY shouldn't be eating any of that.  So it all worked out MINUS the broccoli. 
    So is Everything Ruined?  Short answer No Of Course Not, Long answer Probably We'll See.  Gonna have communal meatloaf one night this week.  That's what broccoli is for.  OH WELL.  You can FORGET having 2 pieces of broccoli with the meatloaf-- SELF.  Not you-- Other Guy Whose YOU.  You can forget it too though.  Unless You Brought Your Own Broccoli.  In which case I HOPE YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE WIT THE ENTIRE CLASS.  I assume you do.  What kind of ASSHOLE is READING TIS WEBSITE with THEIR OWN BROCCOLI and ISN'T BRINGING ENOUGH for EVERYONE.  That's not what this website is all about.  Then again PROBABLY IS What do I know what this website s all about I'M ONLY THE GUY WHOSE WRITING IT.  SMH.  SHM.  TTYL.  GOML.  Either way.  I also OWN the website.  FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES.  I don't UNDERSTAND the website though.  That's one key area that I'm behind the curve.  Trouble with the curve.  I got trouble with ALL the lines.  Curve.  Straight.  YOU SHOW ME SOMETHING, I'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH FIGURING IT OUT.  LET'S BE HONEST.
    Third paragraph.  Coffee time.  Huh.  Watch some more Television Time today.  Doing okay in Speculation Baseball FOUR DAYS into the 7 day week.  I assume this week will be 7 days.  Seems like it would be.  7-2-1 in the STAT categories.  STAT means Statistic.  Could also mean Static.   Or... uh...  When Docs (Doctors) say STAT what does that mean.  I know it mean RIGHT AWAY HURRY PLEASE but what does it mean literally.  STATIM.  Why do Doctors gotta speak Latin.  Who do they think they're impressing.  PATIENTS?  They've already impressed us.  They're Fixing Our Health.  That's all they need to do.  Latin is unnecessary.  Statim Means Immediately.  Good.  What does the root STAT mean exactly.  Not sure that's how Latin works.  One day I'll figure out how Latin works.  Maybe if I devote the rest of my life to learning Latin I'd figure out a few dozen words in Latin over the course of my life.  Hey.  That sounds confusing. 
    Fourth paragraph. Some Latin Grammar.  Some COUNTRY GRAMMAR.  Latin Grammar is Country Grammar.  HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE.  Holy Roman Empire isn't THAT.  Holy Roman Empire is TOTALLY DIFFERENT TING.  I MAY NOT KNOW LATIN BUT I KNOW MY HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART I.  So that's good.  Holy Roman empire is MIDDLE AGED type country.  Latin is obviously from when there was Regular Roman Empire.  Holy Roman Empire probably still used Latin.  But YOU GET THE IDEA.  What's the best Roman Empire in the history of Roman Empires.  I'm gonna narrow it down to NOT MUSSOLINI and work backwards.  Let's start there.  Hmm.  WHO AM I-- AN AMERICAN-- TO JUDGE ROMAN EMPIRES.  I am-- AN AMERICAN.  I GET TO JUDGE ALL THE THINGS.  It's Great!  It's called FREEDOM it's great.  Seems like it would be.  Whatever.  Took a nice ListenMusic walk on first walk.  Very interesting.  I think it went well.  Wonder how that'll bleed into what I do for the next walk.  We'll see.
   Fifth paragraph.  SIX paragraphs to go.  SOUNDS LIKE TE NUMBER SIX then.  Yeah.  It DOES.  Now that I think about it.  Six DOES sound like six.  I'M AN AMERICAN I'm allowed to be stupid.  FREEDOM AND STUPID.  That's AMERICA'S GIFT TO THE WORLD.  Sure.  Sounds about right.  LET'S go with that.  What meals do I got in store for me for this week.  Let's see.  Had a, "Deal," on free sushi.  Not really a DEAL.  Just FREE.  Spicy Brown Rice Tuna Roll.  That's ONE Meal.  Wide alfredo, turkey meatloaf, kids chicken parm, herbed chicken, and beef LASAGNA.  THIS CAT LOVES HIM SOME LASAGNA.  What else.  Cats can't eat lasagna.  Is the person who draws Garfield some sort of crazy person.  I know I'm thinking of the person who draws Dilbert.  Seems like the person who draws Garfield would be some sort of maniac as well though too.  Gonna assume one out of four people on Earth is some sort of lunatic now that I think about it.
   Halfway through the act.  Garfield has been around since THE 1920'S.  THE PERSON WHO DESIGNED GARFIELD HAS LONG SINCE PASSED HIS TESLA COIL.  Good.  Now his lifeforce has passed into Garfield himself.  How that works exactly I don't konw.  But it DOES.  AND I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.  And neither is Garfield.  Jon is having a ball though.  FINALLY A REAL FRIEND.  Does that mean BEFORE Garfield became a real person-- in the comic-- Garfield wasn't real-- but Jon WAS ALREADY.  I guess?  Not sure WHY or HOW Jon was real before Garfield.  But apparently that IS or HOW that worked.  Either way glad Garfield caught up to Jon eventually.  Good news for everyone. The best news for MOST people is if neither of them were real.  I don't need funnypaper cat to be real.  Why would I ever want that in my life.  Then again if it IS the case who am I to argue.  Either way I guess we'll have to see what happens.
    Seventh paragraph.  Four paragraphs to go!  Have I ever enjoyed a comic strip?  Nah.  I don't think so.  I've enjoyed lots of other things in life!  So that's not SO bad.  Dozens of things!  Oh right I gotta do some laundry today.  That's good.  Whatever.  AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT GARFIELD... what else is up.  Gotta have something better going on in my life than that.  Probably!  Maybe figure out a film I can watch today that'd be a 6 out of 10 Experience to watch.  And by Film I mean Several Simpsons Episodes In A Row.  Does the phrase In A Row come from people sitting tangentially in a row boat. My guess?  ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT.  Except for that.  The likelihood of that might be extremely implausible.  Get all your ducks in a row.  Oh.  Like when ducks are rowing a boat.  I get it.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Amazing.  Wonder how many Walk I get up to today.  My guess?  I AIM FOR FOUR.  My guess?  I HIT THREE.  My guess?  THROUGH WITH GUESSING.  TIME TO SEE SOME RESULTS.  Results of what.  GUESSING.  Who are Jon and Garfield's friends.  OTIS.  And I wanna say a fourth Something.  Let's see.  Hmm lots of Hangers Ons.  But those are the main ones.  Also it's ODIE.  Oh No 'E DIDN'T.  Sure.  Who is the star of Garfield.  Garfield or Jon.  Obviously Garfield is what keeps the fans coming back.  But we're still CENTERED around Jon.  Right?  Jon is still the CENTER of the Garfield Extented Universe?  That's how I feel at least.  What's going on in JON'S life is the main story.  Not what's going on in GARFIELD'S LIFE.  JON'S LIFE is the CRUX OF THE DEAL.  So that's good.  I think.  WHAT IS going on in Jon's life.  Does he have a job or any friends.  Not sure.  Gonna have to check into that.
   Penultimate paragraph.  He has friends.  It's the animals he lives with.  What's THE PROBLEM.  His job is looking after them.  There's no pay but it's a good job.  Maybe there is pay.  Garfield gonna pay Jon for his overlookment and guidance.  Not sure Garfield is gonna do that.  I doubt Garfield is gonna do that.  WELL he should anyway.  Garfield is getting a sweet deal out of this arrangement.  Garfield doesn't know how good he has it!  Maybe he does.  Probably knows he's got it pretty decent.  Either way what else is going on and crap.  What is Garfield's FAVORITE part of lasagna.  MY GUESS is either the taste or THE SATISFACTION of a Meal Well Done.  I don't know.  All we can do is speculate!  Maybe we can WRITE to Garfield and ask him about his lasagna.  He may write back!  GARFIELD LOVES US he'll write back.
    Last paragraph.  Amazing.  Does Garfield know how to read and write.  He knows how to speak English.  Not sure Garfield got himself opposable thumbs.  Probably shouldn't be able to read and write.  Also now that I think about it not sure he CAN speak English.  Might just be able to THINK English.  Not sure he ever actually Talks.  I don't READ GARFIELD.  I just Vaguely Know Of the reference in passing!  Not In Depth!  They're still making new Garfields right.  At this point should I start on OLD Garfields or should I just pick up where they're doing NEW Garfields.  I could start from GARFIELD #0001.  My guess is get started on Classic Garfields.  Not New or old but THE BEST.  Then if I like those SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE NEW ONE or START FROM SCRATCH.  Huh.  I'll be back in a little bit.   

that sounds about right

    Hi friend.  Here to write some paragraphs.  You're here to read some paragraphs.  Or skip over them.  If I were you I'd come to this website specifically Just To Not Read It.  One way to go about your business.  Anyway just got back from Walk II.  Listened to Music II.  Finished the album I was listening to on Walk I.  THEN CAME SILENCE.  Silence was okay.  About on par with music.  Who doesn't enjoy A Good Silence.  Possibly musicians.  Every time Someone Isn't Listening to something THAT EATS INTO TEHIR PROFIT MARGIN.  Or not.  Maybe every time someone is listening to silence they're building up their desire to listen to music.  Silence works out for everybody EVEN THE SOUND INDUSTRY ultimately.  All about finding a balance!  What's the Sound Industry.  You know-- Music, Sound Effects in TV Shows and Films, Voices In Your Head.  The TRIFECTA of sounds? 
    Okay.  Sound effects.  Like anvils falling.  Cartoon where anvils are falling.  What does an anvil falling sound like.  SWOOOSH.  Anvil falling in the air.  THAT'S THE SOUND EFFECT INDUSTRY AT WORK.  What else do I have going for me.  Watch some more Television Today.  It's been going good lately.  Really been getting what I want out of the experience.  LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT.  As well as SOUND entertainment.  Possibly MOTION ENTERTAINMENT AS WELL.  That's THREE DIMENSIONS FOR YA.  Might be four dimensions.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Probably no more than four dimensions.  Not gonna bother looking into that one.  Why bother.  Let THE EGG HEADS look into how many more than four dimensions TV really is.  I'll just watch some TV and ENJOY IT.  That's MY job description.  GET A KICK out of it.
   Three paragraphs to go.  What do I got coming up for me In Life.  Got laundry to do today.  I say I DO IT TODAY.  What are the odds I do it today.  NOT GREAT.  Maybe.  Anything can happen.  Maybe I do it as soon as when I'm done with these paragraphs.  Sure.  Could happen!  That'll be good.  Good for me.  Clean clothes.  Works out great!  Right?  Hmm.  Gotta write 2.5 more paragraphs now.  For ROUTINE's Sake.  I am a victim of routine.  Seems like something to do.  Lots of worse things you could be a victim of.  FASHION.  CAR CRASH.  Something EVEN FAR MORE HORRIBLE.  Well anyway Paragraph Routine is what I'm victim of TODAY so that's what's my CURRENT problem is so let's figure out how to Settle Up on that.  Write two more paragraphs.  Seems pretty straightforward!  NICE AND EASY.
   Two paragraphs to go.  Should be pretty good.  The good part is I'm almost done.  Bad part is I don't like it.  Worst part is no good inspiration.  Even worst part is lots of BAD inspiration.  Not really much of a fan of BAD inspiration but oh well ya take what you can get.  That feels about right.  Not sure what bad inspiration is.  It's like No Inspiration but tinged with You Wanna Say Something But Nothing Comes Out.  Oh.  IS THAT what Bad Inspiration is?  Nope.  But I wanted to say something but Nothing Else Was Coming Out.  So you could see the kind of bind I was in.  Anyway that's it for now!  Write a bonus paragraph tonight maybe!  See ya then.

Yeah Good I Get It

    Hi friends.  Another HalfwayGood day is down.  Took a Foursome of walks with some Musack underpinning them.  Nice music grounding myself in Realty.  Got THE MAIL.  Didn't give it a quicklook but there was enough mail that ONE PIECE coulda been good.  As long as we keep getting mail every day ODDS ARE one day we'll get something exciting.  Every day Post Office continues to operate is another day of Promise.  Feels like there must be towns in America called Promise.  I want to live in PROMISE, PENNSYLVANIA.  FOR FUN.  ALSO GREAT PLACE TO RAISE A FAMILY.  WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO BURY A FAMILY TOO.  Part of having a family is burying a family.  We don't like to talk about it but it's HALF THE BATTLE.  Perhaps more ultimately.  You spend a few decades raising a family and then you spent an eternity burying a family.  THAT'S LIFE FOR YA.
    Huh.  Well once the family is buried you don't need to be Burying them ONGOINGLY.  But you get the idea.  The family that's buried together is Ferried together.  Across the river Styx.  Sounds good.  Nice to partner up with people in beginning afterlife.  Might as well be your family.  Better than COMPLETE STRANGERS.  Then again maybe The Buddy System works for Newbies in Afterlife.  You look after their back THEY'LL LOOK AFTER YOUR FRONT.  The system works For Some Reason.  What is the river styx made out of.  And IS IT POSSIBLE we can walk across it if we're wearing the right shoes.  Feels like if we're wearing magic shoes we can walk across River Styx.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Either way.  Got some FOUR more paragraphs to write.  Should be Decent.  Decent into the HADES.  Is hades the afterlife that corresponds to the River Styx.  Better LTURQ.  YEP.  Styx goes into Hades.  And I believe Hades goes into SUPERHADES.
    Third paragraph.  Probably eat some delicious lasagna tonight.  Hey.  ONE CARTOON KITTY can't be wrong.  1 out of 1.  100%.  That's quite the track record of Comic Book Cats that like the lasagna.  Good.  I guess that's good for me then.  I'm the one whose gonna enjoy the lasagna ultimately.  IS Garfield going to Hell when he dies?  Not sure Cats go to Hell.  Probably some sort of Purgatory.  Not gonna go to HEAVEN though.  Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to deserve going to Heaven.  But No I wouldn't think Garfield is going to go to HELL Proper.  Garfield hasn't been THAT Shitty A Kitty.  Kinda just a sourpuss. Alaways with the sarcasm and whatknot.  EVERYTHINGS A JOKE TO GARFIELD.  Doesn't take anything seriously.  The point is I don't know anything about Garfield so I used my imagination to fill in 95% of the blanks.  Been working out pretty well for me up to this point!
   Fourth paragraph.  What is President Garfield's claim to fame.  Hmm.  Off the top of my head I'm gonna say Being President.  YEAH.  ...yeah but what did he do as President that was a notable.  Looks like he was A RAGS TO RICHEST SUCCESS STORY.  He was born in LITERAL RAGS and he became PRESIDENT Of THE UNITISH STARCH OF AMERICAST.  So that's good.  Good For Garfield.  Good for America.  Good for Outkast.  Americast.  Outkast.  You could see how I jumped from one, "Word," to the other.  You could see that, can't you?  Sega Dreamcast.  You could understand why I would say Sega Dreamcast, can't you?  Right?  Ugh.  Well what else do we got going on to write 2 more paragraphs.  What's YOUR Sega Dreamcast.  Mine is BRIAN COX, AMY POELHER, ROBERT REDFORD, and LUCY LIU.  IT'S NOT QUITE A FULL ENSEMBLE but it's getting there.  What did Robert Redford do to get dropped down to Third Billing in that call sheet.  HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID.  LIVED TOO LONG.  TOO OLD.  WHEN YOU'RE OLD YOU START LOSING POINTS.
   Fifth paragraph.  That's a strange ensemble  What's yuor favorite color of Ford Brand Automobiles.  IS IT REDFORDS.  I think that'd be a very popular answer.  Oh well too late now.  You waited too long to answer.  Now it's time to move onto the next question.  Maybe eat one of the chicken meals tonight.  Maybe the Herbed Chicken.  With sweet potatoe. And broccoli.  I don't think Robert Redford is that old.  He's got a lot of good rounds left in him.  I say you're not old until you're 100.  Really.  I've been EXPOSED to SEVERAL in their 90's and they've been Up And Atom.  Robert Redford is merely in his 80's.  THAT AIN'T BUT A THING.  Robert Redford could act in ensembles EASILY if that's what his doctor recommended.  I assume his doctor would reccomend that.  Doctor gotta recommend something.  Otherwise WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR WOULD HE BE.  Gotta do SOMETHING otherwise Redford's just gonna get a new doctor.  WHO NEEDS A DOCTOR THAT SAYS NOTHING.  As a Doctor YA GOTTA SAY SOMETHING TO EARN YOUR KEEP.
    Last paragraph.  Wonderful.  Probably.  Probably not.  Probably 3.5 out of 10.  Works for me for now.  Got some Coors Light for this week.  Delicious.  3.5 out of 10 on the scale of Whatever It's Light Beer Alcohol.  Works for me.  How many minutes am I gonna be standing at the microwave.  Gotta be 3!  GONNA BE THREE MINUTES.  Am I prepared for that?  Sure I am.  Wonder what I'll do tonight when this is over.  Generic Thing would be to watch some more The Simpsons.  Non-generic thing would be Some Other Thing.  Some Other Thing in general would also be Pretty Generic.  But if I narrowed it d own to a SPECIFIC non-general thing that wouldn't be Very General At All.  Huh.  Lemme think about that.  I'll be back tomorrow.

-8:03 P.M.

Thursday, May 11, 2023

Nothing's New With Me

    Hey friends.  Got back from Walk I!  Listened to Personal Music.  I know this guy.  This guy KNOWS ME.  Maybe not Current Version Of Me.  HOW COULD HE.  He's not a Soothsayer for crying out loud.  Hmm.  Most of my crying in life has been crying inwardly.  Good stuff.  Anyway up late again.  11:39 AM!  I'll be able to fit in 2nd walk.  Before.  Dad walk!  Thing like that.  Had fair amount of Eating Over Night (EON).  What IS an Eon in Time.  Wanna say it's TWO METRIC TONS of years.  Let's see.  Half a billion years.  Hmm.  Pretty long.  Not too many eons in all of universal history past or present or future.  Gotta make eons count.  VERY FINITE AMOUNT OF EONS.  How long is Universal Studios history.  Probably won't last an entire Eon but who knows SO FAR SO GOOD.  Off to a decent start.  Gotta start SOMEWHERE.  What's half a billion.  500 Million.  When you put it THAT WAY doesn't sound like THAT much.  YEAH.
   Got a Communal Delivery Dinner tonight.  Wow!  Talk about Exciting.  It's an ADJECTIVE I feel.  Dad is at Dentist.  He was at dentist last week.  Guess he liked it so much he's making a habit of it.  Sounds good.  Dentist has plusses and minusses.  I can think of many minnuses.  Off the top of my head ONLY PLUS I CAN TINK OF IS THERE MUST BE A PLUYS OTHERWISE WOULDN'T EXIST.  Universe is about BALENCE.  Dentist IS TEHRE.  Why would Universe Give Us Dentist.  Universe doesn't just SCAM US FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON.  Gotta be SOMETHING to the dentist.  Right. ...RIGHT?!?!  What if You've Got Poor Teeth Health.  That sounds VERY unlikely.  Only 40-60% chance that'd be the case.  I HIGHLY DOUBT IT.  Hmm.  If Dentist is Scamming My Family Our Family gotta be Scamming Someone Else for universe to be balanced.  I dunno.  Whom are we scamming. ...Gotta be Coming Out On Top SOMEWHERE.  We're doing OKAY!  Gonna have to think about that one.  Universe is just People SCAMMING each other.  VERY DELICATE BALANCE OF SCAMS.
   Coffee time.  Oh.  Sure.  Dad scammed people by teaching them math.  They don't need to know math.  Totally useless.  What MARKS.  Nobody needs to know anything.  Can't blame him though.  Part of a scam bigger than him!  They did it not to learn math but to get a degree.  So they can get a job.  Get Accredited Scam.  Who needs the Basic Building Blocks Of Knowledge to perform well at Jobs.  Totally arbitrary!  It's all NONSENSE.  Hmm.  Might Have to look into that one.  MAYBE IT'S POSSIBLE SOCIETY ISN'T A SCAM.  THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT SOCIETY FOR THE MOST PART MIGHT ACTUALLY BE REASONABLE AND RECIPROCALLY JUST, SENSICAL, AND BENEFICIAL.  Go figure on that one.  WELL I gotta put in my Super Market stuff today.  You know what that means.  YOU DO?  WOW.  YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE EVEN I COULD EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.  Thanks for doing my thinking for me.  YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT HELP TO ME OVER THE YEARS.
   Fourth paragraph.  Not sure what that means.  Get some Fresh Meals for Dinners.  Get me some Iced Cream Snacks.  That Might Be It!  What Else DID YOU HAVE IN MIND that I could get from the Super Market.  NOW'S YOUR BIG CHANCE to help me out. ...Not Talking ARE WE.  HMM Probably For The Best.  Good stuff.  Oh Right.  Beer And Gum.  Gum and Beer.  Can't go wrong regardless of whichever order you list them.  Wow!  Got three beers left for tonight.  Not gonna have to Buy More Beer specifically for tonight!  That worked out fine Just fine.  Tied 4-4-2 in Speculation Baseball halfway through the week.  Could be worse.  Could be BEHIND 4-4-2.  That'd be... not so... good.  What else is up.  Maybe 11th.  Maybe I meant to say, "May 11th."  Definitely I did.  Stuck with what I said by accident.  THAT'LL HAPPEN.  Started this iteration of crazy sheet 11 years ago.  Stuck with 11 years of saying things by accident.  Better get used to it sooner or later.
   Fifth paragraph.  IF there are readers I'm SURE they skip over Jokes I Make and TUNE IN ON me being Dumb In Ways I Can't Even Imagine.  GREAT.  That's part of life when you're Crazy And Stupid and for some reason Go Out Of Your Way To Be Silly.  IT'S A STRANGE BREW  I've made my peace with it Every Now And Again and will continue doing so Every Now And Again.  Some jokes I make HIT anyway.  I HAVE a success rate that isn't zero!  I can just SMELL IT.  Great.  Well that's good at least.  How long do I have to write the next 5.5 paragraphs.  IDEALLY 50 minutes.  Maybe I go over anyway.  But that's the, "I-DEAL."  Huh.  Speaking of I-Dealing is On-Linear Poker legal in New York these days.  Cause IF IT IS I probably wouldn't do it but Hey Good For Them I Enjoy Them Doing The Right Thing.
   Sixth paragraph.  Met's got a PRE 1:00 PM game today.  Start the game at 12:35 PM.  Wow.  They're in a hurry to get started.  I LIKE THAT.  Hmm.  Watched some Documentry on The Rumble In The Jungle last night.  I may have seen this documentry before.  However THIS TIME AROUND I'm Seeing It Again.  So that's pretty interesting.  About halfway through that.  My first instinct is to root for Muhammed Ali.  Not sure why.  His use of Clever Word Play?  Might be that.  Either way NO SPOILERS.  Pretty sure he wins.  Well anyway.  I just hope whoever wins ORIGINALLY will Continue To Win When I Finish Watching This Documentry.  Otherwise we'd be OFF ON SOME ALTERNATE HISTORY TANGENT where All Of The Last 50 years of Human History is suddenly Different.  NOT A FAN of that sort of thing happening.  TWO THUMBS DOWN.  HALF A STAR.  SCATHING review That Would Get.
    Seventh paragraph.  Oh well that's BOXING for ya.  Is this Documentry a Spike Lee Joint.  He showed up in the Talking Head portion.  Let's see.  NO IT IS NOT.  Okay.  It's called When We Were Kings.  Guess they're not Kings anymore.  That's okay.  Being a king gets old.  Now they're PRIVATE CITIZENS. Not sure who the, "We," or, "They," is in this context.  I'm assuming The Boxers.  Okay Great.  Oh. Right.  DON KING.  IT'S A PUN.  When we were KING'S.  THEY WERE DON KING'S PAWNS IN HIS BOXING EXHIBITION GAME.  I CRACKED THE TITLE CODE.  NEXT.  What else do I got going on for me.  Don't really wanna listen to music on the next walk.  Don't really wanna take a silence walk either!  You can see the kind of bind I'm in.  Gotta do something.  Must be SOMETING I can do that's not silence or music.  What about a podcast.  PODCAST EH.  That's an intriguing idea.  VERY intruiging.  Might have to Legitimately Be Intriguied by it.  RIGHT NOW IT FEEL WRONG.
   Eighth paragraph.  Ideal about of time for three paragraphs?  WHY IT'S ONLY 35 minutes.  I think Dad Is At Dentist in a positive fashion.  Not HORRIBLE scenario where he needs all his teeth taken out.  Sort of an OPTOMISITC check up.  Hey come on over we're gonna have SOME FUN.  Gonna AUGMENT your teeth it's gonna be GREAT in the RIGHT DIRECTION.  Either way I think Everything's Gonna Work Out Just Fine.  Do I really think that?  Sure I do that's how Dentists Work.  Gotta place our faith in SOMETHING.  Today should it be the dentist?  I dnow.  Today you're asking me to put faith in the dentist, TOMORROW you're gonna be asking me to put faith in eye doctor.  Then on Monday I'm gonna have to be putting faith in the hematologist.  WHERE DOES IT END.  At some point you're gonna have to stop having faith in doctors to do their standard routine check ups.
   Penultimate paragraph.  NEVER.  Hmm.  Not sure an eye doctor is a real doctor.  In a way an eye doctor is a mimic.  "Hey Look at me!  NOW I"M GONNA LOOK BACK AT YOU.  SEE WHICH ONE OF US BLINKS FIRST!"  Get a load of that.   Not sure a hemotologist is a doctor either.  They stick a needle in your arm.  I COULD DO THAT.  Just cause I could do something doesn't mean they're not a doctor.  I could do lots of things.  I've got DEXTERITY.  I've got BRAIN POWER.  What more do you want.  I can move my limbs and I've got the limbic system.  That means I am CAPABLE.  Hmm.  Point is wonder what dinner I got tonight coming my way.  Is it Italy Style resturant?  Is it diner style resturant?  The important thing is it will be a blast and a half.  I'm gonna get a real kick out of Tonight.  I think.  It'll be fine.  Nothing to worry about.  It's gonna be okay!  Just OKAY.
   Tenth paragraph.  Hematologist does more than stick needle in your arm.  They know NOT to drink your blood later on after you're gone.  Tempting though it may be.  Well I assume they don't.  They probably don't.  What do I know about what they do when you're gone.  Absolutely NOTHING.  I know NOTHING about what hematologists do when I'm gone.  They certainly take enough blood that they could drink some.  WELL GOOD as long as I'm HELPING OUT somehow.  Gotta contribute to hematologists' lives somehow.  Might as well be with your bonus blood.  You fool the hematologists don't drink yuor blood.  THEY KICK YOUR BLOOD UP THE LADDER to other people to drink the blood.  Ah Okay that makes sense.  Well anyway.  I guess that's it for now.  I'll be back in a little bit!

i like what i've done with the place

    Hi friends.  Got back from the second walk.  Went as good as I could expect the second walk to go.  Listened to some of my own music.  I like this guy.  He's as good as I expect this guy to go.  Dad got back from dentist.  UNHAPPY with visit for several reasons.  I'm not going to bore you with them.  Suffice to say Didn't live up to his expectations.  If he's unhappy I'm unhappy.  And if I'm unhappy I got nowhere to Get Rid Of Being Unhappy.  STUCK WITH IT.  Can't pawn it off on you.  You Don't Care.  I wouldn't want to anyway.  I'LL EAT THE UNHAPPINESS FOR NOW.  It'll disappear Possibly As Soon As Right Now Anyway.  Hey that's great!  COVID WORRIES though.  Sitting around without a mask while dentist wasn't wearing a mask.  Health Risk unhappiness.  That's a specific KIND of unhappiness.  Spooky!!
   Four paragraphs to go.  What is this HALLOWEEN IN MAY?  Could be.  Maybe do some laundry today.  I hope so.  I TRULY DO.  How is Writer's Strike going.  ON-going per my nuderstanding.  SPOOKY.  How will it resolve itself.  NOTHING RESOLVES ITSELF.  GOTTA BE RESOLVED BY PEOPLE.  Hmm.  Feels like a lot of things Resolve Themselves.  First things first WHAT ARE THINGS.  To determine whether a thing resolves itself GONNA HAVE TO DETERMINE, "What Is A Thing."  Sounds like some sort of NOUN.  Off the top of my head A Thing Is A Noun.  Let's work backwards from there.  Anyway.  Pretty confused right now.  You wouldn't like me when I'm confused.  Not as pleasant in my head as when Everything Is Making Sense At Tip Top Conditions.  Hmm.  Mets are about 55 minutes into their game.  I will NOW check the status of the Runs Scored and Runs Scored Against.  The Mets are behind Zero Runs to Four Runs.  Not good news for the Mets!  Not good news for the Mets at all!
   Three paragraphs to go.  Dad just got booster shot a week or two ago.  That should give him Covid Protection hopefully.  You'd Hope So Wouldn't You.  I would.  JUST DID.  I'll go ahead and give you credit for not wishing bodily harm on my immediate family.  Sure!  I'd say the plurality of you would be in favor of my Dad living as long as possible!  WHY NOT.  Anyway.  Halfway through the act.  Figured I'd get to that point at some point.  Figure I'll put on some When We Were Kings' later today.  See what happened in boxing 50 years ago.  Could be pretty interesting to say the least!  That doesn't sound like The Least.  I COULD SAY A LOT LESS THAN THAT.  So that's good.  Looking forward to Having Nothing To Say for a long time. You Know Like FOUR TO FIVE HOURS.  Gonna have a nice stretch of time between Acts II and III.  Nothing I Have To Say!  I'll get a kick out of it.  I really will.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Not sure why the dentist is so cavalier about spreading covid to his patients.  Seems like doctors should be conscious of protecting the health of people.  KIND OF one of their top priorities.  Dentists aren't doctors though.  WELL they should still care about Mouth Covid.  Wanna make sure no one gets covid of the TONGUE.  At the very least be careful ABOUT THAT.  Wonderful.  Is LIGHT COVID kind of pleasant.  No.  Of course not.  No one wants Light Covid, Medium Covid, or hard covid.  Hard covid is when it's spiked with vodka.  I like vodka but STILL THOUGH I don't want it BY A LONGSHOT.  Not even CLOSE to wanting it.  Moving on.  What else is up and crap.  One more paragraph of the daytime to go.  Should be okay.  Why wouldn't it.  Just a bunch of words.  Words can't hurt you.  Unless they're carved onto sticks and stones.  Then they can break your bones.  Be careful with that.
   Makes sense.  Not sure about that.  Everything makes sense.  I might not understand HOW it makes sense.  But this is A SENSE MAKING UNIVERSE.  Gotta make sense ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.  So that's good.  What else do I got going for me.  Closing in on 2:00 PM.  Nice DayTime I got in store for me.  Lay in bed and entertain myself with Outside Of Myself Entertainment.  Nice.  Hopefully a nice Neutral Day.  Nice neutral positive day would be a nice positive neutral day.  Can't argue with those facts.  We'll see what happens!  Keep a nice neutral positive attitude and things'll turn out positively neutral then.  Anyway I guess I'll see ya tonight.

Wednesday, May 10, 2023

Life Is The Pits, That's All That Is

    Hey friends.  Another Wednesday.  Compared to last Wednesday.  Feels like this Wednesday was supposed to be a thing?  I remember A WHILE AGO saying something about A Distant Wednesday.  What was that supposed to be.  Lemme Look That DOWN Right Quick.  OH.  Family Member Named Ruth.  I'll look into that later today.  Why not.  Nice Middle of the Day ACTIVITY.  Also Laundry.  Wearing an unlaundered shirt right now.  But no one is the wiser.  Except ALL OF HISTORY.  Internet remembers everything.  Except for lots of things.  Pretty sure it's easy to wipe things from history's memory.  If I ever get a job writing things SOMEHOW there must be some fee I can pay with some sort of service where I can be like actually wipe this from the internet for a hundred dollars or something.  That must exist.  Don't need people accidentally seeing evidence of BAD WORK when I'm Known for GOOD WORK.  That Is A Pipe Dream.  YEAH.  PIPE DREAM.  Sign me up for some of THAT.
    Up a little bit late today.  Two walk before Dad Walk instead of Thee Pre-Dad-Walk.  Hmm.  Silence walk on Walk I.  YEAH.  Had a fair amount of NightTimeEating.  Had a breakfast sandwich for breakfast.  Maybe have a sandwich for sandwich later in the day.  What else is IMPORTANT.  None of my business.  I don't touch on Importance, Importance doesn't touch on me.  Nice reciprocal relationship.  WELL we've reached double digit Days in May.  WELL I'm behind 2-6-4 in Speculation Baseball this week.  That's vaguely important.  Those are REAL BASEBALL PLAYER'S STATS tied up in that.  Real life consequences to that.  Gotta eat some turkey sandwiches tonight.  Don't know WHAT ELSE TO DO.  Possibly cup of noodles.  Don't know WHAT ELSE TO DO.  BAD NEWS.  Dad's mycrosoft word just started malfunctioning.  He's REALLY gonna want me to eat turkey sandwiches now.  Help make a dent in the turkey.  Gotta help out as much as I can IN THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW.  SANDWICHES.
   Got some coffee going.  Mets got a game at 6:40 PM tonight.  Gotta help out the only way I know how.  Hmm.  Not sure I know how!  Whatever I've been doing HASN'T BEEN HELPING LATELY.  What has their record been As Of Late.  Lots of losses with a few wins.  Not Ideal.  Good.  LOSING BUILDS CHARACTER.  What does winning build.  SUCCESS.  Which is better.  GONNA SAY CHARACTER on account of THAT'S MOSTLY WHAT I'VE EXPERIENCED and I'd like to think what I've experienced is what's best CAUSE IT'S WHAT I'VE GOT THE MOST INVESTED IN As Of Late.  No reason Winning can't build character.  Winning Character.  No reason Losing can't build success.  Success At Losing.  These things are more fluid than I've suggested.  YEAH.  Huh.  How many walks am I aiming for today.  Think I'm gonna aim for four or five.  Wanna hit at least four.  If I don't hit four NOT GONNA BE HITTING MY CALORIE BURNING GOALS.
   Fourth paragraph.  Feels like the last paragraph should have been the fourth.  But it wasn't.  AND I'M STUCH WITH THE CONSEQUENCES.  Not sure I have enough beer for tonight.  Gonna have to look into that one.  If I do, though, I do.  If I don't, thuogh, gonna have to get some.  If I SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE, THOUGH, that means nothing.  Hey that's great.  What am I stuck with watching on Television Today.  More Simpsons.  Maybe more Tales In The Crypt.  Maybe some FREDFORD'S NIGHTMARES.  haven't watched a good one of those in a while.  Those were pretty good.  In the sense that they weren't good but I was watching them at a time where I was enjoying Anything I Was Watching On The Television.  So they satisfied the requirement by Being Anything.  So that's pretty good.  Hey April has finally ended.  No it hasn't.  In many respects it's still February.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  Paragraph is OVER.  Hmm.  How can I have FUN and type out the paragraph symbol.  Lemme go LTURQ.  ¶.  THAT WAS A BLAST AND A HALF.
   Okay.  Hey what else is up.  Not a great entry so far.  Possibly a C- if we're being generous and I don't see why we wouldn't be generous We're Mostly Decent People In My Head As Of This Morning Moment.  That won't last though.  This Morning Moment In My Head WHO CARES besides me Right Here Right Now.  Hmm.  I'd say it's a solid 50%.  A SOLID HALF of the entire This is RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW What It's Worth is what it's worth to me Right Here Right Now.  Other 50% is Everything Else To Everyone Else At All Other Times.  You know the THREE OTHER PEOPLE who read it HALF ALERTLY giving it THE ONE OVER at one point.  Go back and forth with imaginary audience size.  Right now THREE.  Might as well.  SURE.  The important thing is thinking about it in terms of NUMBERS.  SHOULD be thinking about it in terms of QUALITY.  Not important about how many people read it.  Important about QUALITY.  I don't THINK about people that way.  Everyone is EQUAL.  Each person is as good as the next.  Hmm.  I THOUGHT I thought that way.  Maybe I don't now that I think about it.
   Hmm.  I don't know anybody outside my immediate circle.  Hard to say how I feel about other people exactly!  I think I'd tend to Think Good Thoughts about other people though!  I think I'd VALUE And LOVE and ENJOY and GET A KICK OUT OF and DIG other people reading this.  I LIKE PEOPLE.  Well, sure, that's great.  Sixth paragraph.  NOT BAD.  I THOUGHT I LIKED PEOPLE. But that was before I realized I WAS ALREADY INTO THE SIXTH PARAGRAPH.  Now I know what TRUE JOY IS.  Hmm.  Sixth paragraph really isn't all that exciting.  LOTS MORE TO GO.  Either way.  DEEP into Barely Past The Fifth Paragraph.  Basically that's what the sixth paragraph means.  Gotta start remembering how many shirts I do in laundry.  THIRTEEN I FEEL.  That'll get me through two weeks.  Last day of the fortnight I wear an unlaundered shirt For Good Luck.  Sounds like one way to Live Your Life.
   Seventh paragraph.  Why wear it on the last day.  Wear it halfway through!  Mix things up a bit.  Looks like The Mets are gonna play a Major League Baseball series in London, Endland next year.  Hmm.  London Endlang should get a kick out of that.  American Baseball?  That's a novelty.  People love novelties.  Either that or they really don't care that much about them.  Kind of subtly implied in the word.  Oh.  HOW NOVEL.  I'm KIND OF interested by it. ...MOSTLY NOT THOUGH.  So that's good.  Still care A little bit!  That's not so bad!  Give it Up A Bit for Novelties!  Why.  I find the world to be a big ol' novelty.  Trying to get on board with it.  That's where my head is at.  Seems about right.  Gonna have to look up what Novelty means exactly.  In THE DICTIONARY.  Which is THE MOST IMPORTANT NOVEL OF THEM ALL.  Maybe later.  For now though Three Paragraphs To Go. 
   Hmm.  Might have to look up what, "Ruth," means.  Off the top of my head what the Vikings called The Moon.  Does RUTH slant rhyme with Moon?  LET'S HOPE NOT.  Is it possible the Greatest Singers can make Anything slant rhyme with Anything.  LET'S HOPE NOT.  Seems like too great a power for one person to have.  Why.  I don't know.  Just seems wrong!  Hmm.  Well the OO in the middle of Ruth corresponds to the OO in the middle of Moon.  So yes there is That element in the Rhyming.  Anyway.  That's good.  What else is going on.  Two and a half paragraphs to go.  How long do I have to write them?  YES.  EXACTLY.  Anyway.  Big Fan Of The Moon.  Not sure why.  Not even sure I am.  But in general MOON SPARKS MY INTEREST more or less.  You start talking about the moon MY EARS PERK UP.  MOON.  REAL POETICAL.  Then again also who gives a darn.  It's the moon.  Lives up in the sky.  Interesting dichotomy in terms of Part of me cares and Part of me doesn't care.  REAL INTERESTING.
   Penultimate paragraph of he act.  Then again maybe the part of me that doesn't care is the Poetical part because WHO CARES it's just words.  And the part of me that cares IS The physical part.  I LOVE THE PHYSICAL PART.  If we didn't have physical moon LIFE AS WE KNOW IT WOULD NOT BE.  THANK GOD FOR PHYSICAL MOON.  I LOVE PHYSICAL MOON.  Right?  Moon is great.  Helps us out In All The Ways.  Three Cheers For The Moon.  Well this Entry IS A D+.  Lost points because I'm sure I've said all this stuff before.  I like it though.  Ya konw what.  WHY NOT.  Maybe I say some stuff that comes up a few times naturally!  Why Not!  Must mean it's vaguely important to my psyche.  No one is gonna get ANGRY or, "P. O.'d!"  Repetition is Part Of This Website.  ONE OF THE MAIN PARTS.  Maybe people are gonna get, "Angry," or, "P. O.'d".  That's part of this website.  ONE OF THE MAIN PARTS.  Hmm.  Possibly a good time to apologize for that. 
    Alright.  Sure.  E-mail is at the bottom of the page.  You're free to send me your apology whenever is convenient.  My Bad Too.  Such is life!  Just doing what I do!  That's all I can do.  Possible I can do something else other than what I do.  Gonna have to look into that.  What's going on again.  Probably gonna put on some music for Walk II.  Maybe go so far as to try to listen to music that isn't my own.  NOPE TOO FAR.  Way too far.  Then again My Own Music is too far as well.  Also then again NO MUSIC IS TOO FAR.  Now that I think about it Anything I Can Possibly Do is GOING TOO FAR.  Gotta do something though.  More or less.  Either get busy doing something or something is gonna get busy doing you.  Huh.  That makes sense.  I'll be back in a little bit.

yeah i guess

    Hi friends.  Took a silence walk just now.  Silence Walk + Earbud In.  Wonder if the inspiration for the Motion Picture Air Bud II was EARBUDS.  Either that or Airbud I.  Also his name is Airbud but he spends 90% of the time on the ground.  Also sure I haven't seen the film in a while but I don't remember him EVER missing a basketball shot?  I feel like it's possible he has a 100% accuracy rate.  Not sure there's ever a scene where he misses a Hoop and then the crowd goes AIRBUD NO!  Also does Airbud ever pass the ball.  Well that's good.  Airbud doesn't know basketball is a team sport.  He thinks it's all about him.  He doesn't KNOW to pass the ball.  No one can explain basketball to airbud.  It just can't be done.  Well that's good.  Not for airbud's teammates.  Or opponents.  Or pretty much for anybody in Airbud's Extended Universe.  Pretty much everyone on Earth suffers.  But you get the idea.
   Second paragraph.  Ruth huh.  I'll figure that one out.  Then my life will be all the better for it.  What can I figure out next week.  Knowledge is POWER.  Also FUN.  23 and Me.  I wanna learn about my Family Roots as far back as GRAND PARENTS.  That should be interesting.  See where that takes me.  Possibly on journey of self discovery that will help me realize better who I really am.  Hmm.  That should be fascinating and/or horrifying.  Might not like who I really am.  COULD TURN OUT I'M SOME KIND OF JERK.  Probably am a halfway decent person.  That's what I'd think.  Probably say I'm an 87.5% decent person.  I really think so.  Could be that high!  Anyway not sure what grand parents names are gonna tell me about What Kind Of Person I Am.  BUT it'll get the ball rolling.  Important thing is I ALREADY KNOW what kind of person I am.  More or less.  I 87.5% know what kind of person I am.  Been around With Myself for a while.  If I didn't Get Myself close to 90% I'd really have to have not been paying attention at all.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Guess I'll take a shower when this is over.  Water shower. H2O.  HydrogenDoubleOxygen.  Something close to that at least.  IN THE AREA of that.  Around the PERIMETER of that.  You know the CIRCUMFRANCE.  Anyway.  What am I gonna do today that's halfway decent way to spend the day.  Same stuff as lately.  Works for Me!  YEAH.  Hey maybe I get some sort of delivery for dinner tonight.  I READ AN EMAIL I GOT ABOUT CHINESE FOOD.  Got some SPAM.  Spam about a Website.  Question message board website.  Email headlien was like SHOULD I EAT CHINESE FOOD?  And the message board SHOULD I QUICK THE LINK would have had people who responded saying stuff like yes you should for these reasons.  And anyway I read the E-mail subject line.  Made me think,  Maybe I should order chinese food for dinner.  Wow.  Turns out the internet AFTER ALL THESE YEARS was good for something.
   Penultimate paragraph. Chinese Food is good for you.  Internet spam recommended it.  How bad can it be.  Makes sense.  What else do I got going for me today.  When IS dinner time.  Is it in FIVE HOURS?  Might be clouser to SIX hours?  I'm going to say clouser to SIX hours?  Too bad I don't have a watch.  That would REALLY... not make a difference in this situation.  But it'd be nifty to have anyway!  I feel like lefties would standardly wear watch on right wrist and righties reverse.  Is that accurate.  Yes.  What if you have a second accessory you wear on a wrist.  Would that standardly then go on opposite wrist or would you double up on the same wrist.  Probably double up.  If you reach a THIRD THING though that probably goes on opposite wrist.  Don't wanna TRIPLE up on the same wrist.  That's just silly.
   Last paragraph of the daytime.  Such is life!  In my lifetime, what kind of accessories have I worn.  HMM.  I can picture one watch I've spent a couple weeks at a time wearing.  Worn a rubber band on my wrist here and there.  Rubber band is fun.  Really not much coming to mind!  Got some glasses.  They're accessories TO EYES.  Had some BRACES in high school.  Accessories TO TEETH.  Socks.  Accessories to FEET.  Covers all the segments of the human body.  Top, middle, and bottom.  Not sure what that means exactly.  Eyes are top of body.  Teeth are middle.  Feet are bottom!  Oh.  Let's pretend that makes sense for this moment.  I can handle that.  What else.  Kinda feels like the bulk of the body is inbetween feet and teeth.  Yeah but I DON'T ACCESSORIZE that part of body.  Wear a belt around waist.  That's accurate.  Got a shirt pocket once in a fortnight as well.  That's a Kind Of Accessory.  Sounds like Bulk Of Body has a lot going for it.  Sure.  Sure it does.  I'll be back tonight.
  

What Amn't I Talking About

    Well I'm back here.  Didn't see that twist of fate coming.  REALLY thought something different would happen tonight.  Felt like just giving up.  Getting TIRED of website.  WHY DO I DO IT I wonder.  It's FOR NAUGHT I think.  ONLY BAD IT IS mefeels.  On the other hand here we go again!  DAY has been good to me.  I must REPAY THE DAY by WRITING THE NIGHT.  It's a TRAINSACTION.  Universe must be balanced out.  Also I'm already 15 paragraphs in.  Must balance out by writing 5 more paragraphs.  Then again It'd be pretty, "Balanced," out if I JUST DECIDE TO STOP FOR TE LOVE OF GOD.  That sounds like a real, "NEW BALANCE," if I may reference a COOL Sneaker Brand.  I really think that's be a Stylish Thing To Do.  Newb A Lance.  Lance A Lot.  Sir Mix A Lot.  Sir Mix A Little.  Sir Fix a Fiddle.  Perfects A Riddle.  Mirth IS a Kettle.  YEAH.
    It's a joke.  I'm losing my mind.  ALL IN GOOD FUN.  Any good kinds of brittle besides peanut?  Let's get some Super Sophisticated AI looking into that one.  "AI I'M WALKING HERE!"  That's a joke I just came up with.  Kind of funny!  I assume all sorts of Nut Brittles.  Not just peanut.  Maybe some Macadamia Nut brittle.  Perhaps some Pistachio Nut Brittle.  Some LEGUME Brittle.  Not sure a Legume is a nut.  Not sure Legume is a nut at all.  Let's get some Super Sophisticated AI working on whether a Legume Is A Nut.  Seems like they'd be able to crack that code WITHIN SECONDS.  Anyway.  Gonna have turkey sandwiches for dinner.  Pretty much an open and shut case at this point.  Possibly Ney PROBABLY with Cheez-Its as a side.  Gotta figure It'll be a dozen and a half cheez-its.  That's right-- ROUGHLY 18.  It's good.  Good number.  I Fuck With 18 Cheez Its EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK FOR THE MOST PART.
    Third paragraph.  Gotta answer Delivery Dinner for my Dad.  I didn't get anything I SHOULD HAVE I LOVE DELIVERY DINNER but I'm stuck with turkey.  Tur.  Key.  Turkey!  So that's how syllables work.  Brilliant.  Watched some Tales In The Crypt Day.  Watched some The Simpsons.  Took I wanna say FOUR walks.  Took a shower!  I cleaned myself up a lot Good.  How many drip-drops of water hit me?  Can't even count.  Musta been thousands if not tens of thousands.  If not HUNDREDS of thousands.  Probably was tens of thousands?  Maybe hundreds of thousands?  Hard for me to picture it completely in my head.  Either way probably was Straight Up H20.  Is it possible it was corrupted water?  Sure!  What the Hell DO I KNOW is flowing through my pipes.  NOTHIN.  I trust it's more or less regular water.  I have All The Regular Senses and it seems like water to ALL of em.  FIVE OF EM.  ALL FIVE.  1,2,3,4,5. Back down to 5,4,3,2,1.  No matter how you cut it!  IT'S GOTTA BE WATER.
   Fourth paragraph.  LOOK I'm sure there's water of All Shapes And Sizes and compositions.  No one water that's constant for all!  BUT it's the same water MORE OR LESS for all purposes.  IN GENERAL Water Is Water even if it's Completely Different.  So yes the point is I SHOWERED IN THAT.  Disgusting.  Oh well ya take what you can get.  Gotta shower in something.  I think.  IS IT HEALTHIER to shower in Filth or to not shower.  I SAY SHOWER IN FILTH.  Gotta shower in something!  THAT'S AN INTERESTING PHILOSOPHY QUESTION AND ANSWER FOR YOU.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Not sure how much turkey there is for me to eat.  Well.  I'll make do!  Whatever there is!  I'll survive with that there is that's left.  Gonna be BREAD.  Gonna be SIDES.  Gonna be SOME turkey.  Put it all together.  I Get what I want out of the nighttime.  Dinner.  Sounds about right.
   Fifth paragraph.  Mets are doing VERY well in their Baseball Game tonight. THEY'RE TIED one-to-one.  Not behind or anything.  They've MATCHED their opponents RUN FOR RUN pretty deep into the game in the 2nd inning.  Not bad FOR AMATEURS.  Team is filled with professionals.  All of 'em!  Not an amateur on the bunch.  All of them part of the Major League Baseball Professional Union.  Probably.  Maybe one or two of them are Scabs.  I don't know their business, they don't know mine!  How is Professional TV Writer Strike Going.  I think it's still going on.  I wish them the best of luck.  Seems like it's very hard to make it as a TV writer in Real life.  Possibly much harder than It is to make it as a writer in my fantasy life.  Seems like they deserve a Fair Shake.  SIT AT THE TABLE as it were.  GIVE EM A NICE ONE OVER.  The good thing is hopefully they're enjoying their time off at least.   Probably getting some good CATCHING UP on TV in.  TV WRITERS MUST LOVE WATCHING TELEVISION.
    Sixth paragraph.  I don't know!  You need to watch a lot of television for good inspiration on how to write more television.  That makes sense to me.  AND I'M GENERALLY A SMART SENSE-MAKING GUY.  Then again I'm also Specifically A complete clod DUMB Heavy On The Nonsense fella.  So that's good too.  Wonder what I'll watch on the televusion Set tonight.  I think it might be the latest in The Simpsons from I wanna say 1996 and/or 1997.  Feels like that's what I'm upto lately.  Then again never can be too sure.  Might be upto some Tales In TheCrypt.  Then again never can be too sure.  Might be upto something completely different.  Hmm sounds like a Monty Python's Flighting Circus.  Not sure I ever seen that.  As a comedy fan-man probably shold see that?  Right?  Seems like the way to go about things.  YEAH.  Well that's good.  See ya tomorrow.  Maybe I won't.  Probably will!

-7:26 P.M. 
 

Tuesday, May 9, 2023

I'll Waste Some Time On This For Now

    Hello friends.  Here for another funfilled day of The Antonym Of Fun I wanna say NUF. E-Nuf.  Palindrome -- ONE FOR ENOUGH FUNNY FOR NOW.  Struggling to make sense out of that.  REALLY struggling.  Unfortunately it's WAY WAY WAY off from making sense.  I can't even begin to count the ways.  Had Zoom psychiatry appointment.  Went okay.  Suddenly psychiatry thinks I'm diabetic.  HOWS THE DIABETES going she asked.  Great news!  IT'S CURED for past, present, and future!  No problem there!  Got another appointment in 2 months.  Not 1 month.  Two.  Not four weeks.  8 Weeks.  Sounds like TOO MUCH TIME IN 2023 to have been carrying a fetus in some states such that you must carry fetus to term.  That doesn't seem JUST.  THAT DOESN'T SEEM JUST AT ALL.  Could always take a Staycation to another state for an abortion.  SEEMS LIKE WE SHOULD CHANGE THAT LAW.  Let's get the Judiciary and/or LEGISLATIVE on the phone.  EXECUTIVE BRANCH might have some sway on this one as well.
    Second paragraph.  Any other branches.  Michelle.  She's the lady who did the Everywhere Song.  Right.  You could hear it, "Everywhere," You went for a few months!  If memory serves me correctly.  Probably does.  That's what it's there for.  How does that song go again.  Better check the internet.  That's what it's there for.  Oh.  So that's how it goes.  Amazing.  Wouldn't mind if I never hear that song again for the rest of my life.  Well at least for the Rest Of The Day at least.  That sounds more fair.  What do I know about what 'll wanna listen to for the next 50 years.  Don't need to make any Blanket Statements.  Is Michelle Branch a STAGE NAME.  Or a BACKSTAGE name.  Or a PRE-BackStage Name.  The important thing is She Got The Name Somewhere.  AND IT STUCK LIKE RUBBER TO GLUE.  Hmm.  Listened to some music on Walk.  Solidly listened to 1.5 REAL SONGS.  Then put on My Own Music.  IT WAS A BLAST.  COFFEE TIME.
    Watched episode I of IV of Ed Sheeran Docuseries on Disney Plus.  It's okay.  Ed Sheeran is Inoffensive!  Possibly offensive to some people.  He doesn't offend me!  So that's a plus.  DISNEY PLUS as it were.  Then again only 25% in.  LOTS OF TIME LEFT TO BECOME OFFENDED.  The last thing I watched on Disney Plus had lots and lots AND LOTS of Twists & Turns.  The Cross over.  No reason this can't keep crossing me over too  Either way did I absorb Ed Sheeran's MUSIC yet?  Unfortunately for some reason I wasn't paying attention to that.  Just occurred to me I may not even have had the sound barely on.  Next episode I'll be LISTENING instead of just READING the closed captioning.  Wanna HEAR what music doc is all about.  That sounds like The Way To Go!  YEAH.  Couldn't hurt to give it A SHOT I feel.  YEAH.  Could Ed Sheeran be a stage name.  Sure.  Everything is a Stage Name.  The Whole World's a Stage.  OR DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO.  Shakespeare Memo.
    Fourth paragraph.  Not sure I'm comfortable with the whole world being a stage.  But SURE WHY NOT let's go with that for now.  It's a DOCU SERIES ABOUT HIS LIFE.  One possible premise perhaps is his world being a stage.  Could be one theme they touch on.  Hmm. Sounds Spooky.  Oh well what can ya do.  He lives it.  I SHOULD have to endure it for a half an hour.  ONLY FAIR.  Ed Sheeran has a FAIR complexion.  That's how it's described, right?  Fair Looking Skin?  Not sure if that's accurate or not.  Could be neurons misfiring.  Could be accurate.  Sometimes I don't know anymore.  What else is up.  How many walks am I fitting in before Dad takes his walk.  Two or three.  Looks like I'm not sure yet.  Could be two.  Could be three.  Could be Two OR THREE.  What kind of complexion do I have.  Not sure.  If I ever look at myself in the mirror I'll be sure to let you know.  Took a quick glance when I was on ZOOM.  Not enough to make any concrete memories.
   Fifth paragraph.  Should be able to easily fit in three walks before Dad takes his walk.  The important thing is the more I think about it, the more I like Ed Sheeran's Name.  And Michelle Branches' name.  Lots of people got pretty good names.  Solidly 70-85% of people!  Whatever.  Makes me wanna pop open the phone book just to appreciate some names.  I don't have a phone book.  FOR THE BEST.  If I had a phone book I'd go down a rabbit hole of Just Enjoying Reeading Some Phone Book Names.  Possibly connecting them to their phone numbers and trying to draw Physicical Conclusions about what their name and number connections MEANS.  That sounds like One Solid Way To Go Crazy.  Gotta go crazy SOMEHOW.  That'd do very nicely.  Luckily no phone book.  Do they still make phonebooks.  YELLOW PAGES.  White pages.  And all the colors inbetween.  What colors are inbetween Yellow and White.  BLANDER YELLOW. Oh.  Good.  Gotta get me a copy of The Blander Yellow Pages.
   Halfway through the Act.  "Cream!"  BRILLIANT.  Internet says Yellow mixed with White is CREAM.  I LOVE IT.  Can't get enough of that Geniusosity.  Read The Cream Pages.  What kind of numbers are listed in The Cream Pages.  Ice cream stores?  Milk depositories?  Cow Farms?  The Band Cream Retirement Home?  Jack Off Enthusiasts?  Creamed Corn... thing?  The important thing is It's A Make Believe Phone Book!  Which is good.  Can't call anyone REAL by accident.  Which is something I've always lived in mortal fear of.  Well maybe only the last decade.  First few years of Having A Cell Phone I don't think I thought of it.  But for A Long, Long, Long time I've always been scared of Accidentally calling someone.  CAN'T CALL SOMEONE REALY ACCIDENTALLY FROM THE CREAM PAGES.  Whew.  I'M SAFE.
   Seventh paragraph.  POSSIBLY someone from the band Cream.  Eric Clapton MAY pick up his phone.  Perhaps one of Ben and/or Jerry.  For the most part No One though.  What else is going on and crap.  Jerk Off Enthusiastics.  You understand what that means.  It's disgusting.  That's what it means.  Sorry.  Creamed Corn.  You understand what that means.  It's disgusting.  Don't like the taste or sound or sight or feel.  Nothing about creamed corn.  Fact Of Life that it exists though.  We're STUCK with creamed corn.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Not sure what creamed corn is.  Is that just when you take corn and SMASH IT with a sledge hammer more or less.  Something along those lines.  Probably slightly more intricate than that.  Either way I don't like the results but some people do.  People get something out of it!  Can't be ALL bad!  Probably slightly healthy.  Got kilocalories to it.  That'll get ya going to the next day.
   Three paragraphs.  Dinner tonight Options are Turkey Meatloaf or Turkey Sandwiches.  Bread option are Mini Roll.  Sandwiches.  Would be Two mini roll sandwiches.  IT'S A PICNIC.  Possibly have some sort of Side with that.  Along the lines of Cheez-It.  Or pop chip.  Or wheat thin.  Or no side.  I've narrowed it down to something or nothing.  Probably just eat turkey meatloaf.  EASIER.  Why is having two smaller sandwiches A PICNIC whereas one regular sandwich NOT a picnic.  Not sure exactly.  Just FEELS that way.  TuesdayDay today.  Laundry today.  I feel like nothing's stopping me from accomplishing that other than perhaps WHATEVER LIFE THROWS MY WAY.  We'll have to WAIT and/or SEE.  I dunno!  One day into Imagination Baseball Week.  I am tied 3-3-4 in categories against my Opponent for the week "Misfit'$"  Sounds like a real, "In Your Face," team.  A DOLLAR SIGN instead of an, "S?"  An APOSTROPHE that I'm NOT SURE WHY IT'S THERE?  Pretty intimidating.
   He's the misfit.  And the team and/or players are HIS.  Two paragraphs to go.  Not happy with how I crapped out at Cream Pages.  I shuold have had 4-40 more Cream Page References.  Maybe I'll spend the Middle Of The day writing Cream References.  DO A NICE ACTIVITY OUT OF IT.  Post it along with the Entry At Night.  Sounds like a weird fun thing to do.  That might GO OVER WELL WITH my target audience ME?  Also my target audience isn't Me and I'm not sure about it.  My target audience is me IN ITALICS AND WITH A QUESTION MARK AT THE END.  Well that could be fun.  Feels like it might make Just Enough Sense.  YEAH.  Got Physisist appointment a week from today.  Gonna get it all checked out.  Legs.  Torso.  Neck.  Not sure about head. Not INSIDE of head.  That's not his problem.  Outer layer though he might wanna take a quick look at.  For FUNS SAKE do I need to make up Fake Numbers for the Cream Pages.  No.  I don't need to do that.  I would go CRAZY trying to make up seven digit numbers as if they mean something special correlating to exact individual Cream Phone Book Entries.  It'd make me want to abandon this exercise which is already VERY DUMB AND PRECARIOUSLY DUBIOUS AS IT IS.  Dubious on whether it should be DONE in the first place.  That sort of THING.
    What else is up. Give it a shot.  If I can get to TWENTY Cream Book Entries I'll post THE LIST on the website.  If I cant IT GETS FORGOTTEN.  We'll see if I DO A SPECIAL THING OR NOT.  Wonderful.  Feels like 20 isn't enough.  TWENTY FIVE would be enough.  YEAH.  TWENTY FIVE.  TELL MYSELF WHAT'S WHAT.  Every sentence I say the dumber this premise sounds.  GREAT.  THAT MEANS EVERY SENTENCE I SAY THE MORE I RELATE TO THE GENERIC READER OF THIS ACT.  What's a, "Generic Reader."  That's a good question.  Something I vaguely attempt to picture but can't really!  But that doesn't stop me from trying every now and again!  So that's good.  Should be able to fit in three walks before My Dad takes his walk.  You can put that in the bank.  Hopefully one of those good ones.  Or go with a bad one.  Probably shouldn't do that.  I'd put Tiny Bits Of Money in lots of different banks.  That way you're covered if any one or two banks go bust.  Got a tiny bit of safety cushion either way. HOWEVER assuming SOME bank will go bust AS IS THE CURRENT STANDARD you will also More Often Than Not lose SOME of your money.  So there's some trade off.  Yes you're Minimizing Risk by spreading it around!  But also guaranteeing you'll lose something when The Bank Of The Week Goes Under because you will inevitably have a tiny bit of your money in That One as well as the solvent ones.  Well I'll be back in a little bit.

i think i get the gist

    What are the listings in the cream pages.  Things halfway between people and businesses.  And also are puns with the word Cream.  That's not a thing at all.  Well those are two SEPARATE things.  Literally the cream pages would be Things Between People and Businesses.  But a JOKE LIST would be Listings that are Puns With The Word Cream.  Separate things.  Ah Okay Good that makes sense.  Anyway.  Took a second walk.  Listened to some more of my music.  Then listened to nothing.  Nice Half * Half walk.  Still had ear buds in for the half that was nothing though.  Listening to nothing with ear buds in is slightly different than listening to nothing without ear buds in.  Slightly different to the Extreme one might say.  Everything that's different is Different To The Extreme.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that.  Sometimes things that are different are just nominally different possibly.  Maybe!
   Well that's good.  May Ninth already.  Looks like we're heading into the double digits.  What other Exact Color Names are between white and yellow.  I say there's Exact Names I Ain't Specified.  Google ain't giving me hits in the first half and a half dozen hits.  That's as far as my current attention span can tolerate.  So I guess Cream is what I'm stuck with. What song is Cream known for.  I'm gonna guess STRANGE BREW.  That's one of 'em.  Not their Toppest.  But it's in the conversation!  I don't know how Strange Brew goes.  I think I know QUITE ENOUGH by the title though.  I get the idea more or less.  I'll listen to it later on in my life probably.  Seems like I'd get to it sooner or later.  How long a song is it.  I'm gonna guess is it tops off at AT LEAST 4:30+ minutes.  Gonna take a while from start to finish.  Pretty daunting task.  Not up to it right now.  Youtube clips of it range from 2:47 to 3:08.  Well that rounds off to Forever just as much anyway.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Whatever.  Forever/whatever.  Interesting slant rhyme.  Gonna have to make note of it.  Rhight now right here.  What lines can I write to precede the rhymes.  Writing this crap takes fourever/ good news is i don't care whatever.  "I Don't Care?"  As a part of a lyric?  MWAH!  Chef's Kiss.  Are chefs even ALLOWED to kiss their curled up fingers.  Seems like that violates TONS of Safety Codes.  Gonna spread tons of bacteria to our food.  Well you get the idea one way or another.  I think it's the chef's DUTY to spread their bacteria to the customer.  That's what being a chef is all about.  Might have this all wrong.  Could be way off base.  Never seen Ratatouille.  never seen Chef.  I don't know if I've ever seen ANY Infotainment about being a Chef.  Saw the Adam Sandler movie.  Maybe not from Start To Finish.  Maybe from 20% into it to 75% into it.  Who can remember exactly.  Hopefully no one else.  If other people can remember exactly How Much Of the Film I Saw THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR ME.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Maybe it is good for me.  Someone's on the ball about it.  Anyway.  Got about 25 minutes to write the next 2 paragraphs IDEALLY.  Cafeteria workers.  Any films about them.  Nothing that comes to mind.  Doesn't seem right.  People who work in cafeterias in real life Have No Filmic Heroes to look up to specifically.  Gotta look up to filmic heroes who have slightly different Exact Jobs than they do.  That doesn't seem 100% fair!  Such is life though I guess.  They got BIT PARTS to celebrate.  Person in Billy Madison.  Lunch Lady Doris.  THE SCENE IN MAN ON THE MOON WHERE THEY GET MILK AND COOKIES.  Anyway.  Whatever.  There's no cafeteria workers in that scene.  But there is a cafeteria.  If there's a cafeteria THERE MUST BE cafeteria workers.  Cafeteria isn't gonna maintain itself.  And if there's cafeteria workers One Or Two Of Them MUST be a cook.  Anyway.
   One more paragraph to go.  I highly doubt I will Make A List Of Cream Pages Entries.  Could contemplate it for a couple of minutes.  Already contemplated it 10 times for roughly 5-30 seconds EACH TIME.  I'm very tired of it.  All Creamed Out one might say.  In the meantime though let's write the rest of this paragraph.  Had a black and white cookie for breakfast.  It was pretty good.  I enjoyed it.  Also eating it was pretty productive.  Led me to write a couple of lines of this paragraph.  And this paragraph got me closer to the end of this act.  You wouldn't even BELIEVE what finishing this act got me closer to.  The middle of the day.  WHICH IS GONNA GET ME CLOSER TO EVEN THE LATER PART OF TE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.  And then guess what NIGHTED TIME.  I have FAITH it will be decent.  Sure.  See ya later.

I Wouldn't Go That Far

    Hi friends.  Another middle of the day GONE.  EVAPORATED.  Up in SMOKE.  Watched a few more of The Simpsons episodes.  In sequential order.  Possibly forming Oh I Don't Know A PARABOLA.  Retrieved the mail at one point.  Not Mail Plural.  Mail singular.  Sounds like it's a SOFT, "L," at the end then.  That means Nothing.  I guess I got turkey meatloaf for dinner because putting sliced turkey onto bread is a little too intensive work for me tonight.  JUST out of my comfort range for now.  It's CLOSE.  Hmm.  Wonder what the next word I'll capitalize will be.  Not sure why that occurred to me.  But now that I'm thinking about it it's weighing heavily on my mind.  Cant' think of anything else.  What word will naturally occur to me to capitalize.  We'll find out TOGETHER.  Ah.  So that was it.  Makes all the sense in the world.  What do I get out of the capitalization of Together.  Too Much.  I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO ENJOYED HIGHLIGHTING THE WORD TOGETHER.  HOW IRONIC.
    Second paragraph.  Probably 2 other people enjoyed it.  Not sure how many people read the website.  Could be 0, could be FIVE ZILLION.  Whatever it is-- exactly 2 other people enjoyed it.  Looks like Donald Trump lost his court case and now has to be the person he raped's butler for a week.  Alright a couple of dozen people are gonna like that one.  Rape isn't funny.  But SEINFELD IS.  So you can see The People's Bind That They're In.  I Understand.  Moving on.  Not happy with the piece of mail I got.  It was a To THIS JERK or Current Resident mail.  PLUS the This Jerk WASN'T a current resident.  Totally useless piece of mail.  Unimpressed.  Can't remember the last piece of mail that impressed me.  Not sure I've ever been blown over sideways by a piece of mail.  Hmm.  Feels like I must have gotten some Birthday Surprise in the mail at some point.  Are we only counting times I PERSONALLY retrieved Mail Box From Mail Box.  In which case NOPE.  Never retrieved exciting mail SORRY NOT SORRY I'M THE PROBLEM IT'S ME.
   Third paragraph.  Feels like those are song lyrics from a band I know.  Every musician is part of the same band.  It's called Popular Music Of Late.  What else do I got going for me.  I don't have that going for me.  Don't have it going AGAINST ME at least.  KIND OF have it going against me!  Well that makes tons of sense.  SENSE OR NO SENSE gonna have to move on with my life at some point.  This point is THAT POINT.  Could be.  Maybe I make the picnic sandwiches tonight after all.  Could pay off big time.  Imagine eating them sliced deli meats.  John Lennon was right.  I SHOULD IMAGINE.  Just a slightly different thing that he had in mind.  More or less in the ballpark though.  What else was John Lennon right about.  YOKO ONO.  Possibly More Than Two Things as well in his life.  But what else do ya need.  He got his Life Partner correct.  AND he knew that a Person He Never Met should eat a turkey sandwich One Day In The Far Off Future.  WHAT'S THE PROBLEM.
   Fourth paragraph.  I'm amusing myself.  It's not the hardest job in the world.  Good!  Why would I want the hardest job in the world!  Sounds unpleasant!  Sign me up for Not The Hardest Job In The World!  Sign me up for Any Job Though NOT CAFETERIA WORKERS.  Maybe chef.  I can express myself creatively as Cafeteria Chef.  If I'm allowed to be creative WHY it's hardly a job at all.  Sure it is.  Creativity as a novelty wears off I'm Sure In Job Type Setting.  HEY NO SPOILERS. SHUT UP.  Either way I'M BUSY JOB BARGAINING WITH THE INTERNET-ETHER.  I already have a job.  Called Keep It Goin.  Day in day out.  KEEP IT GOIN.  So far so good.  Can't argue really if I'm being honest.  And I aspire to be honest one day.  Perhaps starting as soon as The End Of This Paragraph.  Hmm.  What's a nice Honesty I can Say.  VAGUE IMAGINATION JOB is writing comedy for nice TV or Internet thing.  IT'S A FANTASY!  IT'S A DUMB FANTASY.  DO I HAVE THE CHOPS?  I dunno.  BUT THAT'S ONE OF MY FUNNY LITTLE DREAMS.  Also I have a dream where I ohhhh nevermind that's not fit for Mass Consumption.  Gonna save that one for Minimum Consumption. 
   Fifth paragraph.  It's FUNNY because it's THE LAST PARAGRAPH.  Ya get what ya pay for.  The same amount of paragraphs as every day.  YEP.  DAY IN DAY OUT.  I'M RELIABLE.  YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO DO IT.  NO BOTHER.  100%.  YA GET WHAT YA GIVE.  Probably should give what ya get before ya get what ya give.  Lemme think about that one.  Either way the important thing is it all balances out in the end.  WHAT END.  THERE'S AN END COMING?  HOW CONCERNED SHOULD WE BE ABOUT THIS, "END."  Possibly very concerned.  That's ME at least.  Nobody else cares.  OH WELL ya can't win 'em all.  In fact you can lose almost all of them.  But if you win just several out of a hundred of them THAT'S A RESPECTABLE SHOWING FOR AN AMATEUR.  What Does That Mean.  AH I'll figure it out someday I'm sure.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-7:30 P.M.       
 

Monday, May 8, 2023

I Couldn't Have Done It Without You

    Hi friends!  Nice Monday morning.  LATE Monday morning. 11:11 AM.  Figured out what my Pshyciatry Appointment is supposed to be tomorrow.  What, "9  1:00 AM," means.  Means 9:10 AM.  Dad had it in his records.  So that's a relief.  At first I thought the universe broke.  Only gonna fit in 2 walks in the first part of the day.  No problem there.  Gonna get bakery on second walk.  Small-to-Medium problem there.  Not a problem.  I can do it in my sleep.  HEY finally listened to some music on my first walk.  My music.  That's Easy Listening.  I know what's gonna come up around every twist and turn.  Also I'm very comfortable with my own voice.  I GET what this guy is all about.  Nothing wrong with Me.  There's PLENTY wrong with me. However not in this context though.  Solid 10.5 songs into the 14 tracks.  The last 3.5 songs should be A TRIP.  I hope not.  I don't like trips.  Could be a bad trip. What's the antonym of a trip.  Easy Listening.  Only in that exact context.  In GENERAL though.  I don't think if I google, "antonym of Trip," google gonna have results.  Not happy about Guessing What Google Might Say.  Not happy about  The Results Google Might Give Me Ultimately At All,
   I went ahead and looked it up.  So many synonyms to, "Bad Trip." So few antonyms.   Antonym of bad is good.  Antonym of trip is Stay Where You Are.  Be Good At Staying Where You Are.  Makes sense to me.  Wearing nice Button Down shirt.  This shirt got Button to the nines.  All the way from The bottom to the top.  Hmm running out of clean shirts.  I... yep... only have one more clean shirt after today.  Laundry time.  Old time American Football player named LaundryMan?  Better check Google on that one.  Then check ANTONYMS to that one.  Google FOOTBALL PLAYER SIMILAR TO LAUNDRY.  Not sure I'm seeing anyone.  Could be a baseball player.  Could be an Imagination Person I Made Up.  Most likely it's a real person Whom YOU-- THE READER-- probably knows who I'm talking about.  Which In The End is all that matters.  I don't know what I'm talking about... but you do.  I'd say that's a Job Well Done!  I can go home happy.  I am home.  I am happy.  Coffee time.  He's a baseball pitcher right.
   Of course he is.  Jim Laundry.  Baseball pitcher from the 1960's.  Wait no Matt Laundry.  Oh I'm thinking of Woody Guthrie.  You get the idea though.  I REALLY DON'T KNOW.  I may or may not get the idea.  If I don't get the idea You REALLY probably don't.  Important thing is I do the laundry today or tomorrow.  Makes sense.  Still wanna figure out who I'm thinking of.  Still about 85% sure I'm thinking of a real person.  Jim Laudry. is that a thing.  This is a tough one.  Now I'm 75% sure I'm thinking of a real person.  Well either way live and learn.  Apparently I haven't learnt anything.  Well I've learnt I Don't Know Yet.  Not Knowing Yet is KIND Of knowing.  Means I know I still don't Know.  That's on the PATH towards knowledge.  Gonna go back now towards looking up Football Players with this kinda name.  Nah still nothing there either.  WELL I'm sure I keep going back and forth between checking baseball player and American football player names I'll find one to my satisfaction.
   Fourth paragraph.  I don't think it's an American basketball player's name.  Not any other sport either.  The important thing is I made up a name that is pliable by several letters and it belongs to no one and for some reason I'm convinced its something.  Maybe it belongs to someone and I'm right and I can't think of it.  Maybe it doesn't and it's neurons misfiring!  WE MUST MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES. WE CANNOT STAY HERE FOREVER.  Oh okay that sounds like the way to go.  Only halfway into the fourth paragraph.  That's not so bad.  Great.  Had a hearty brownie for breakfast.  Not so bad!  Heartiest breakfast I've had since whenever the last time I had the hearty brownie was.  A couple of weeks ago!  Probably had some eating over night.  Possibly didn't!  It's great.  What do I got in store for dinner tonight.  Possibly turkey sandwich.  OR chicken curry.  OR turkey meatloaf.  Thems my options!
   Fifth paragraph.  Moving on from trying to figure out the person I'm trying to think of is one of the hardest things I'm ever gonna have to do in my life.  But I'm gonna try!  What else is up and crap.  Who knows what today will bring.  Whole new week.  Whatever I THOUGHT I knew about life from last week has gone out the window.  Hmm.  Wonder what's going on out the window.  Better take a look.  Then again None Of My Business.  I stay inside, outside stays outside, everyone gets along better that way. I go outside all the time.  PHYSICALLY I do but MENTALLY I'm tethered to Inside.  Not sure that's accurate either.  MENTALLY I may go outside but EMOTIONALLY I'm stuck inside.  Maybe that's wrong, too.  EMOTIONALLY I may go outside but PRACTICALLY I remain inside.  I don't know what that means tangibly.  Hey this here paragraph is over.  That means I'm Halfway Through The Act!
    Sixth paragraph.  Anything interesting going on on the Television Set today.  Sure I'm halfway into Season EIGHT of the Simpsons.  I'm guessing.  Back up guess is Season Nine.  Second back up guess is some other season.  I JUST started Season Eight.  JUST NOW.  LAST NIGHT.  Last Night IS JUST NOW.  That's good.  Anyway that'll entertain me until I grow weary of it.  Could be soon. Could be later.  I won't know until I get there.  Probably mix in some Tales In The Crypt.  Grow weary of SOME OF THAT.  What does weary mean.  I KNOW THAT'S A WORD.  Don't TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.  It's like grow tired of but also UNCOMFORTABLE in a way.  Well that's my own personal spin.   Weary MAY JUST MEAN TIRED.  Tired PLUS UNCOMFORTABLE  is Just how I may personally feel watching some TV.  Could be a BAD TRIP.  Not an all out Bad Trip.  Some sort of Micro-bad trip!  Maybe an all out bad trip!  Who knows what the day will bring!
   Four paragraphs to go.  Seems like if TV is being a micro bad trip TURN IT OFF.  Bad trip averted!  YEAH.  Well that's good I guess.  Any other good things I can watch today.  Seems like there are FILMS I may and/or may not enjoy.  I might enjoy watching a Film I May Not Enjoy!  Gonna have to look into that.  Probably not.  TODAY am I in the mood for a film?  Can't say.  As of this moment?  I AM NOT.  Is a film in the mood for me?  There are literally off the top of my head CLOSE TO A DOZEN streaming services of films and I dunno if they have the right options for me for TODAY IN PARTICULAR.  I don't think that they do!  Such  is life!  Possibly next week in particular.  Next week I'm gonna watch so many films.  You know.  Seven.  Sounds like one a week.  WRONG.  Seven over two days.  Let's not get ahead of ourselves.  What else is crap and up.  I think I can all agree that HBOMAX is the runaway favorite for myself of Streamers or channels.  What is runner up for runaway favorite?  Are we talking about CURRENTS or all time?  Cause I'd have to say AL GORE'S CHANNEL CURRENT which existed for I Wanna Say several weeks in 2004.
   Three paragraphs to go.  That's DUMB.  What's the REAL back-up.  IT'S IMPORTANT.  Let's say TUBI.  The free service!  You'd think oh this is a generic free service and all of its options are DUMB.  WRONG.  IT'S A SLEEPER GREAT SERVICE.  DON'T SLEEP ON IT JUST BECAUSE IT'S A SLEEPER.  That's how I feel.  Great.  Why would I tell you what you'd think.  That's how People Speak Colloquially.  I'm not actually INSISTING that's what, "You'd Think."  It's a TURN OF PHRASE.  Right?  Whatever.  Two and a half paragraphs to go.  Great.  What kind of Simpsons episode am I up to today.  Why it's only the one where Moe makes Homer BOX for his own Benefit.  For whose own benefit.  Benefit of Mr. Kite.  Not sure who or what Mr. Kite is.  Better LURQ those lyrics to see if they make any sense at all.  Well.  Lots of WORDS in it.  Guess the words make a bit of sense!  All in all I'm gonna say LYRICS make 30-40% sense.  Also just not a great song in my opinion..  PERSONALLY if I were listening to music songs back and forth I would rarely feel FOR SOME REASON I GOTTA PUT, "BEING FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR. KITE," ON.
    Penultimate paragraph.  If I were listening to RECORD from start to finish I will listen to song!  Not sure why I would ever listen to that record.  Not sure why I'd ever listen to any record.  Doesn't seem like something I would be interested in.  Wait yes it is.  I LOVE MUSIC.  Probably.  What else is up and crap.  I dunno.  Maybe get something from the bakery for myself.  MIX things up as it were.  Possibly not.  Probably just stick with not getting anything for myself!  Not today at least.  Anyway.  Figure I got less than a paragraph and a half to go.  Paragraph and fourty percent to go.  Makes sense to me.  Whatever you wanna round it to.  At this point I'm rounding it to 30%.  That's where I'M AT in life.  It's great.  Better than being anywhere else.  Well now I'm somewhere else in life.  At 20%.  Better get used to that now.  Do you understand what I'm building up to.  THE PARAGRAPH IS OVER RIGHT NOW.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Wonderful.  Time really was running away from and/or with me.  Only got about fifteen minutes to write this paragraph.  Interesting sentence.  Let's dissect it one letter at a time.  HMM STARTS WITH, "O."  What's interesting there.  It's an OVAL let's start with that.  SOME FONTS might have it as a perfect circle.  THAT'S GONNA BE RARE.  Wonder what fonts will have that.  Not this one.  NOT Courier Knew.  I can say that confidently.  What else is up.  What do I do when I finish the music album I'm on right now?  ODDS ARE I put on another album of my own!  You don't mess with success.  And My Music albums ARE A HIT. With myself.  Over and over and over and over and over again.  Really went over like gangbusters with my target audience.  Well that's good.  I'll be back in a little bit.

not sure who i'm talking to but okay

    Hey friends.  Got back from walk.  Me and my music again.  Great.  Nice to tether myself to my own selfitude.  Just listen to yourself all the time.  Kinda feels like people can AND SHOULD be able to do that without having to put themselves oN Externally Through WAV MUSIC FILES.  Hmm that sounds like it could work too.  Anyway TOM LANDRY.  Father on Happy Days.  That's who I was thinking of.  And by Father On Happy Days I mean Coach of The Dallas Cowboys.  Father on Happy Days was Tom Bosley.  So we figured that one out.  Got my parents what they wanted from Bakery.  Got my mom Speculation Order of what she wanted.  She gave no order so I got her what she wanted last time.  I'm sure it'll go over just fine.  Whatever.  Am I taking a shower after this act.  Possibly.  Maybe take a shower after the next walk.  That's another good possibility.  Lots of good possibilities out there.  TWO off the top of my head.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Should be fine.  Seems like daunting task.  So many lines.  But I've done it before and I'll do it again.  Possibly NEVER AGAIN.  After I get it over with This Time WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO PUT MYSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AGAIN.  But I probably will anyway.  Maybe not.  Maybe NEVER put myself in a situation where I have to write four paragraphs.  From now on ONLY one paragraph situations.  NEVER FOUR.  If I have to write four paragraphs JUST WALK AWAY.  Take it one paragraph at a time.  Not sure what that means tangibly.  Not sure if it's feasible if it does make sense.  Well we'll take that thought on a sentence by sentence basis.  That sounds complicated.  Especially since I started off this thought not knowing what I was talking about.  Oh right.  Not wanting to commit myself to writing lots of paragraphs.  That felt right in the moment.  Didn't wanna do a lot of work.  But here we are at the end of the paragraph so I guess starting that thought paid off in the end.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Are the Mets playing a baseball game today?  No!  They're playing a baseball game tomorrow though.  Ya take a day off.  Ya play the next day.  I know I'm down to fourth place in my important baseball league.  What place are the Mets in in THEIR important baseball league.  Tied in second place.  Or tied in third place if you will.  You probably won't.  That's not how Anyone chooses to think about things.  Let me try thinking about it to see if it makes sense.  Hmm.  2.5 place.  Makes sense.  Not sure I feel comfortable calling them tied for third though.  I wouldn't go that far.  Halfway through the act.  2.5 paragraphs in.  Not 3 paragraphs in.  I wouldn't go that far.  Great.  They don't even have a positive record anymore.  17-18!  For shame!  Well that's life I guess.  Can always win a couple of games coming up. Or not.  Maybe they never get above .500 again.  That's LIFE for ya.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Why am I so, "Down On Life."  I TOLD YOU.  Because I had FOUR PARAGRAPHS TO WRITE a little while ago.  STILL STICKS IN MY CROW.  What else is going on.  I'm halfway done with those paragraphs.  What's the antonym of sticks in my crow.  Whatever it is not quite there yet.  But I'm getting there!  Didn't get anything for myself from bakery except for the sense of accomplishment from a job well done.  Also two quarters back from the sense of Giving Them A Ten Dollar Bill When It Only Cost 9 Dollars And Fifty Cents.  Also The Food I Asked For And Paid For.  Also Box And Bag And Other Bag.  That's all the things I got.  Not so bad for a trip to the bakery.  Not really a bakery.  Bakery gotta do breads and stuff.  This place just does sweets.  HALF A bakery.  Like half a bathroom in a domicile.  1.5 Baths.  This is just a .5 Bakes.
   Last paragraph.  Well that's life I guess.  Anyway.  One more paragraph to write.  Kinda like when I had four more paragraphs to write.  But a lot less paragraphs to write.  It's fine.  It's gonna be a decent paragraph.  People gonna enjoy it.  I'll enjoy it anyway.  As much as I can enjoy writing paragraphs.  Which is To Some Extent!  Amazing.  Well whatever works I guess.  Let's see.  I dunno.  Halfway through the paragraph!  Time to relax for a while then.  Pretty long while to relax!  I may never have to not relax again!  That sounds inaccurate.  Lots of time to not relax in near, mid, and long term future.  LOTS of time.  But I'll get some good relaxation coming up anyway.  So that's good.  I'll be back tonight.

Now It's Your Turn

    Delightful.  Here before dinner to write some winning paragraphs.  What did I accomplish with today.  Didn't Macro Bad Trip.  It's possibly I macro bad tripped a tad.  Didn't macro bad trip the entire day.  Sounds like a SUCCESS.  Parents would be proud of me.  If only they knew.  Maybe one day they will read this entry.  I doubt they can follow my logic.  Not sure why I imagine Others can follow my logic and not Those Nearest And Dearest to me.  Others are YOUNGER.  If you're in the Physical Prime Of Your Life mentally you're up to the task of following some Precarious Logic.  Unfortunately if you're my parents age you've got NO SHOT at following my nonsense.  Maybe that's a positive.  Probably a blessing.  Let's look at it as the Nonsense Is Half Un-Absorbed.  We all should be so lucky.
    Second paragraph.  What movie is coming out in theaters this week.  Guardians of the Galaxy FOUR?  Probably!  Oh well we're still on Monday.  Got an entire WEEK to get through.  That might take either a year or it'll be over before ya know it.  Or it'll take four five days.  Probably that.  How did Television go today.  Watched a bit of it.  Can't say I had much success.  Basically Television had success over me.  It enjoyed me more than I enjoyed it.  Some days YOU win, sometimes TV wins!  I guess that's how the DIE IS CAST every now and again.  Not sure that's how you spell Die in this case.  How else would you spell it.  I don't know.  What's important is how you DON'T spell it.  Which is DYE.  We know FOR SURE you don't spell it that way.  Let's START THERE and work backwards.
   Another new paragraph has begun.  Sounds fun.  What Telivision SPECIFICALLY defeated me today.  I guess it was some Tales From The Crypt.  What else was there.  Doesn't really matter.  What's important is there was some give and take.  I had some fun.  Just when I thought I was getting the upper hand TV started making some progress.  Some real back and forth.  I Don't Know What Any Of That Means.  I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.  Leave me out of it.  Then again if it's about TV how bad can it be.  I want to learn about watching TV.  IF IT MEANS I CAN ULTIMATELY WATCH TV BETTER HOW BAD CAN IT BE REALLY.  Makes sense!  What else do I got going on and crap.  Not sure.  What are my options for dinner tonight.  Possibly THREE.  Oh.  That sounds like a good optoin.  What else do I got going on.  Look I gotta go through the dinner options.  Can't just say THREE.  FINE.  Turkey sandwich, chicken curry, or thurkey meatloaf.  FINE. 
    Fourth paragraph.  Think I'm gonna lean towards the chicken curry on account of IT'S.  GOT.  RICE.  How bad can rice be.  GOOD that's how bad.  Makes sense to me.  Wonder how long that takes in microwave.  It'll take a while.  Could be three minutes.  Could be four minutes.  Might have to stand around for whatever the microwave feels like taking.  I have no control over the situation and I've come to accept that fact.  Not really.  But I'll more or less fully accept that fact once I'm There At The Microwave Waiting.  No choice but to accept the facts the microwave situation lays out for me.  Super market website says it should take 3.5 minutes.  Should be about 4 minutes then.  SURE.  Is this paragraph over yet.  POSSIBLY.  It's not.  I'm still typing it.  But in many ways the paragraphs is over.  In many ways the paragraph never even started.  In many ways the paragraph doesn't even exist.
   Fifth paragraph.  That'll happen!  No it won't.  It just did.  YEAH but I'm not happy about it.  Guess I'll eat directly when this is over.  What is in chicken curry besides chicken and rice.  Got some peppers I think we can all agree upon that.  Mixed vegetables.  Good thing they're mixed.  I've had it UP TO HERE with separate but equal vegetables.  PLESSY VERSUS FERGESON.  NOT THE LAW OF THE LAND ANYMORE as of Recently.  BROWN versus Board of Ed.  Did the person's name REALLY have to be, "Brown."  WAS THAT COMPLETELY NECESSARY.  You heard that joke here first.  Or twenty times elsewhere.  I possibly heard it THREE times elsewhere.  That sounds about right.  I guess I'm about done here.  I accomplished very little.  Is there any value at all in Accomplishing Very Little.  I want to say yes.  So I will!  YES.  VERY LITTLE VALUE.  I'll see ya tomorrow!  Titles, paragraphs, Time Stamp-- everything you're looking for!  The whole enchilada.  What is an enchilada.  I know what the syllables sound like seperately. But that does me no good.   Does me SOME good.  Not A LOT.

-7:23 P.M. 

Sunday, May 7, 2023

Woke Up This Morning, Took Myself A Walk

    Hello friends.  9:45 AM!  WHAT A TIME OF DAY.  How was my walk.  Got from Point A to Point A.  What's the quickest Route from Point A to Point A.  Don't move.  WELLL THEN I took the long way around.  Was worth it!  Got the blood flowing.  Burned some calories in the process.  Ate a little bit of food overnight.  Don't think I had any breakfast proper.  Either way.  Nurse is here to help Dad with blood.  Blood infusion.  Gonna pump Dad SO FULL with SOMETHING it's gonna make his head spin.  Not sure how it works.  Happens once a month though.  Like clockwork.  What kind of clocks work MONTHLY.  Must be some clocks that Run By The Month.  YES THEY'RE CALLED WOMEN. The menstrual cycle.  EVER HEAR OF WOMEN.  Sounds familiar.  How about the MOON.  Ever hear of THE MOON.  The MOON runs by the month too.  That sounds vaguely familiar as well.  LOTTA MONTH CLOCKSWORTH it appears.  Go figure about that.
    Second paragraph.  The moon In And Of Itself does nothing By The Month.  I think it orbits the Earth cyclically monthly give or take.  Right?  That's how that works?  I don't know.  I'm no ASTRONOMER.  Not sure WHAT I'm supposed to be.  Crazysheet.  THAT'S NOT SUSTAINABLE.  Got a nice purple shirt on though.  Got a pocket in it.  So if you need anything small stored I got a small pocket in my shirt.  How can I say crazysheet is not sustainable when I've sustained it for so long.  Easy.  I SAID IT.  Gave it extremely little thought.  It's surpringly easy to say things while giving them little to no thought!  Everyone should try it!  Or no one.  Maybe no one.  NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT... possibly No one Up To And Including MYSELF GOING FORWARD??  Give Regular Life little to no thought.  Give Creative Life SOME To LOTS Of Thought.  Sounds like a sustainable way to Go Forward!
   Coffee time.  What creative life.  You know My Dumb Things.  AH.  Who KNOWS what dumb projects I have coming up.  As long as I have shirts to wear I'll have things to do.  That's a thing I gave No Thought.  The important thing is I MAKE GOOD POINTS.  Not necessarily that I follow through on them AT FIRST.  If the points I make are GOOD ENOUGH they will become second nature on their own merit.  Probably.  Seems like that might work.  These things take time.  What else is up.  Got some coffee time going on.  I suppose that's good for me.  Good for everyone.  Very much NOT exclusively good for me.  But I can enjoy it myself all I want.  What the hell.  How is my cup of coffee good for everyone.  THE WORLD CAN ENJOY IT VICARIOUSLY THROUGH ME FOR ALL OF TIME as of this paragraph.  Hmm that sounds like reality.  GOTCHA.
   Fourth paragraph.  Watch some more The Simpsons today.  Watch some more Tales From The Crypt.  The time has come for me to be entertained by Television Shows I've seen before many times once again.  It just makes sense.  What else do I got going on.  Dad and/or mom want Bakery again today.  Ah so for a long time you never wanted me to go get you anything at the bakery.  AND NOW SUDDENLY YOU WANT ME TO GO GET YOU STUFF AT THE BAKERY.  FUNNY HOW THINGS CHANGE LIKE THAT.  Not sure what my point is there.  Am I ANGRY.  Upset.  Sounds like I have SOME sort of negative emotion.  PERTURBED perhaps.  That's not reality though I'm HAPPY TO DO IT.  I guess.  Sunday Day today.  Sounds like we got a new workweek instore for tomorrow.  Back To The Grind!  You know what the say about the work week.  You only do two days.  The day you go in (Monday) and the day you go out (Friday).  Also the Phrase MIGHT SAY you only do Two Days Of Prison, the day you go in and the day you go out.  I DISAGREE.  I say YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DO ALL THE DAYS OF PRISON.  Perhaps even MORE. 
    Fifth paragraph.  What do I know.  I've seen plenty of Prison Reality Shows.  Possibly some of them were ILLUMINATING.  COULD HAVE BE LEGITIMATE INFOTAINMENT AS FAR AS I KNOW.  Well that's good.  I saw MOVIES about prison.  Well movies about People In Prison.  Not a lot of movies about Prison Architectures.  Boring films!  Just two hours of looking at a building.  The Shining was SORT OF about a building.  Most movies aren't.  And I know movies.  No I Don't. What else is good.  Never TANGIBLY thought about it but I'd say my favorite rapper from 1999-2000 was LUDACRIS.  Just had THE MOST songs I really liked.  You know like FIVE.  The MOST songs and the ones I LIKED the most. Go figure!  One day when I'm taking MusicalWalks I'll listen to some Ludacris!  Probably listen to 95% of his OEUVRE that I don't know!
    Sixth paragraph.  Halfway through the Act!  Gotta get halfway through the act at some point.  What's the halfway point from Point A to Point A.  Gonna say... poi... HMM... that's a tough one.  I'll get back to you on that one.  Going into the Final Day of The Imagination Baseball Week.  I am down 0-9-1 in the Statistic Categories.  Do I have ANY chance of pulling ahead in ANY cateogires.  THREE categories I got a fighting chance in.  Wow.  Three!  Pretty sure I've spent the last 20 minutes Not GivingCreative Life Any Thought.  Being creative is complicated.  YOU START OFF trying to be thoughtful but before you know it you're at Point I DON'T EVEN KNOW what letter.  Really I DON'T.  What letter do I OFT find my way to?  Probably different letters at different times.  Bounce around from letter to letter.  Don't necessarily go in alphabetical order at all!  So that's how I OPERATE.  AND It's AWFUL.
   Seventh paragraph.  AWFUL ENTERTAINING.  Thanks!  SURE THING.  Not sure I agree.  THAT'S YOUR and/or MY problem.  What else is up.  Not gonna get bakery until a few hours from now.  I don't got my Dad's order yet.  Won't have it until he's done with the nurse.  So that's good.  Got some time to build up my strength.  Talking to the Bakery Person Behind The Bakery Counter is gonna be Something Else.  LED ZEPPELIN.  What does that mean.  I will be living my life.  And then I will be interacting with This Person.  SOMETHING ELSE compared to the rest of my daily lone life.  Ah I See.  Maybe I SHOULD get something for myself.  I still eat SWEET BREAKFASTS for the most part daily.  Could get something good for myself. Something along the lines of Oh I Don't Know figure it out when I'm there.  Got some thoughts as of now though.  Chocolate dot cookie.  Croissant.  I dunno.  Could be good.  Could be real good.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Could be complicating things.  Could be REAL complicating things.  Still got plenty of stuff in the house.  We'll have to see what happens in the moment.  The important thing is who cares.  What kinda meals I got left for today.  Chicken Curry, Turkey meatloaf, chicken parm.  Anything else.  Nope!  Thems the options.  WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I RUN OUT OF OPTOINS.  There's more food out there in the world.  In fact there's Bakery Food a few blocks away.  WOW sounds like if I was in a bind I could have a couple of croissants for dinner in a couple of days.  It's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings.  Well usually people eat DEAD animals anyway.  ALL Dead animals have NO feelings.  It's okay to... Phish... cause something.. Reel... Big... you get the idea.  Point is Kurt Cobain gave little to no thought to his lyrics and look where that got him.
   Penultimate paragraph.  What else is up and crap.  What do I know about how Kurt Cobain wrote his lyrics.  It's called Documentaries and Wikipedia and BOOKS.  Either way what else is up and crap.  How's my shirt pocket going.  STILL THERE.  NOTHINGS CHANGED.  I will continue to keep you updated on this story as it progresses.  Solid chance I will remember later today to update you on The Shirt Pocket Story.  VERY solid chance.  If I don't remember it, though, you probably wouldn't remember it either.  So we'd be Even Steven.  Or even Stephen.  Not sure how you wanna spell Stephen in this context.  The important thing is It's Important!  Plenty of ways to spell THAT WORD even without pronouncing it slightly differently.  Let's LTURQ.  Don't really like any of those other ways.  I thought there was a third or fourth way to spell it I thought was intuitive.  I STILL DO BELIEVE.  Just isn't occurring to me right now.
   Last paragraph of the act.  I guess.  That'll happen!  Ya write a ninth paragraph.  YA GOTTA WRITE A TENTH ONE TO FOLLOW IT.  Wonderful.  That's how that goes.  Shirt pocket still there.  Wasn't planning on updating you so soon.  But when the mood strikes ya ya strike while the iron's hot. Seems like I shuold have gotten Heated Pockets last super market order to replace the ones I ate last week. I didn't though!  Rookie mistake.  Maybe by the time I'm Still A Rookie But Got A Couple Of Months Under My Belt gonna be through making these dumb mistakes.  So that's something to think about.  I guess that's it for now.  I'll be back in a little while.

there's nothing notable there

    Hey friends.  Took a walk.  Back to Point A once more.  This time I took The Other Oval to get here.  That was good!  Nurse is gone.  Feels like Back In The Day nurse would be here longer.  Half the day!  Now the nurse is here for like 2 hours.  Maybe when I was a kid 2 hours FELT LIKE HALF THE DAY.  Half'll be the day.  Terrific.  Wonder what wonders today will bring.  YEAH.  Oh that's not a rhetorical question.  Hmm.  NO wonders.  It's gonna be the same thing.  Possibly Slightly Better and/or Slightly Worse.  That's how the Weather Works.  That's how the Day Works.  That's how Water Works.  Is Water World a real movie or just some sort of False Flag.  Feels like they probably went ahead and made the movie Water World.  Actually thought people would see it.  And were surprised no one did.  That's THEIR problem, not ours.  If anything it's to OUR benefit.  We got a cultural punchline reference.  Worked out GREAT for us.  And they learnt an important lesson.  Be careful when making movies sometimes movies can be a bust!
   Four paragraphs to go.  If people are 80% Water HOW MUCH OF TE WORLD IS WATER.  Real world.  Earth. Gonna guess Earth is oh I don't know... I really don't know!  How much of Entire Earth DOWN TO THE CORE is water.  Not Earth's Surface.  Earth IN TOTO. All google hits are How Much of Earth's Surface is Water.  Gonna have to KEEP SCROLLING.  THIS IS TOO DIFFICULT.  If you're a Geologist with any answers I'd like to see some DATA.  On this question.  NOT ON OTHER QUESTIONS.  I'd read some other data on other questions if you're passionate about that data.  Couldn't hurt to see what you've got cooking.  I bet it's real relevant.  Sure send me what ya got I'll take a look.  I'll give them a nice one-over.  Not sure what that means exactly.  The important thing is still got the pocket in my shirt.  Or on my shirt.  Google tells me how much of the pocket is ON my shirt but not how DEEP INTO THE SHIRT the pocket goes.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Pocket does not go into my shirt at all.  It is an appendage.  Good.  That's a relief.  I don't need pocket digging into my abdomen.  What else is up and whatknot.  This pocket wouldn't be going into abdomen.  would be going into chest.  But abdomen is more fun a word.  I shouldn't be telling lies.  Well as long as I told the truth ultimately right now then it's good.  Halfway through the act.  Wonder what kinda crap I'm gonna say over the next two point five paragraphs.  That's neither rhetorical question or non-rhetorical.  It's a gramatically incorrect statement.  The kind of crap I'm gonna say over the next two point five paragraphs will be WONDER.  Ful.  Or ous.  Any suffix really.  Look up wonder in the dictionary.  TAKE YER PICK.  THEY"RE ALL GOOD.  That can't be right.  Plenty of words are bad.  Plenty of WONDER WORDS are bad.  Take yer pick!
   Penultimate paragraph.  Let's see.  More paragraphs to go.  Only two!  That's less than most paragraphs most people have to write.  Could be worse!  Anyway.  Figure I got some good TV to watch today.  Notice how I said, "TV," instead of, "Television Time."  Not sure why you would notice that.  OR would kind of conclusion you would draw from it.  I noticed it because I said it.  I concluded it was because I was now imagining Television From A Different Perspective Now that I was saying TV than I was previously when I was saying Television Time.  That's those two sentences explained.  I GUESS.  Vaguely.  What else is up and shit.  Still got a paragraph and change to write.  That'll happen!  Anyway. Think I'm gonna take a walk after this paragraph.  Ran out of time to fit in a walk before Dad takes his walk!  Might as well just stop now.  Makes sense.  I'll be back tonight or something!            

An Amusing Anecdote Is About To Occur To Me

    No it didn't.  Hey friends.  A little early to be writing an Act III but practice makes perect.  No it doesn't.  Practice just trains you to Get Real Good At Practicing.  YOU WANNA BE PERFECT?  GET REAL GOOD AT BEING PERFECT.  No time like the present.  Present makes Perfect.  Took a couple more walks.  Took a couple more Viewings of TeldyaVision.  Lots of laying in bed and there will be plenty more where that comes from before the day is through!  AS LONG AS IT TAKES.  Possibly will take The Rest Of The Day.  Sounds like a long time.  WELL the count down begins NOW.  Feels like the count down began a long time ago POSSIBLY LAST MIDNIGHT.  Either way gonna perect the art of laying around in bed for a long time.  I feel like if anyone is gonna do it right MAY as well BE me.  Also as of now I am not so hot at it.  Spend all my life doing it.  Still haven't made any progress.  Weird.
   Okay.  What else.  How about that Amusing Anecdote I promised in the title.  Hmm.  If I promised it It Must Be On The Pipeline at some point.  Lemme continue to think about that.  Just realized I never got my parents their precious, precious bakery stuff.  Don't think they've realized it yet.  They're going to be FURIOUS when they realize it.  Better tell them now.  Dad said he realized it already.  Must have been holding onto all of his fury on the inside.  Because he didn't express it in his voice.  Hmm.  What meals I got to choose from for tonight.  Chicken curry, turkey meatloaf, or health chicken parm.  Okay.  I'll pick one of those.  I'll pick one of them good!  It'll be good.  Good for me.  Carry me over into the DARKNESS OF NIGHT.  Darkness of night will carry me into the brightness of tomorrow.  That's OFT how it works.  Makes sense to me! 
   Third paragraph.  Aiming for leaning towards thinking about 2/3rds enjoying the Chicken Parm dinner.  ya say Parm because it's easier than saying parmesan or Parmigiana.  Only one half to one third the letters.  Makes things a lot simpler.  HOW IT SHOULD BE.  Not sure I like the diced carrots at the bottom of the chicken patty.  I'm sure I have no strong feelings about them.  But I'm not sure I like them.  Because I don't.  Thusly I am solidly NOT SURE I DO BECAUSE I DON'T.  LANGUAGE.  Huh.  Gonna have to look into that.  See if that REALLY IS Language.  I DON'T THINK IT IS.  Whatever.  Diced carrots gonna run you some Health Points though.  Gonna increase your EyeSight EV levels.  Nice heartful forkfuls as well.  That's gonna increase your meal experience.  All in all your life is now all the better for it.  Scrape off the carrots with a fork to eat em seperately.  Have em in bites with the patty.  I'm not here to tell myself how to eat my chicken parm patty.  WELL apparently that's exactly why I'm here.  WHY ELSE WOULD I BE HERE.
    Fourth paragraph.  Huh.  Gonna write at least six paragraphs.  Because only four in Act II.  I guess.  HEY we're already seven days into May.  Anything special about that.  Sure.  May Seventh.  Not every day you get SEVEN DAYS IN to the month.  This is cause for CELEBRATION.  Or The Opposite of Celebration.  What's that.  Hmm.  Not sure.  Either way whatever it is... it SURE is a day of the month AND a day of the week.  Gotta consider both at the same time if we really wanna conceptualize What Today Is TO THE FULLEST.  And WHAT IS Today.  Lemme scroll up.  Hold on.  Oh right.  Says it at the top.  Nevermind.  Great.  Started Paper Plates yesterday.  Was okay.  It was FUN.  Not sure I'm excited about it moving forward.  Seems like it's gonna be... kinda kooky... using paper plates for meals.  NOT SURE.  I don't know.  Paper plates for meals is gonna be A LITTLE BIT OFF THE WALL.  Well we'll see where this takes me I guess.  Until we get a new dishwasher possibly several moons from now.  Not our moon.  Some of them Jupiters or Saturns Moons.  That one that possibly got water on 'em.  Thems some good moons.
   Fifth paragraph.  Not only do we not have any good name for OUR moon but WE GO OUT OF OUR WAY TO NAME OTHER MOONS.  I think the Water Moon is called Europa.  WE NAME OTHER MOON BEFORE WE NAME OUR OWN.  What WRONG with People.  AND ANOTHER THING... what's names for moon in history.  Let's see REAL MOON NAMES that humans have had.  Hmm those are some nice names.  Greeks called Moon SELENE.  Romans may have called Moon ALSO SELENE.  Hard to say for sure.  What else is going on and crap.  Selene sounds too much like a Person Name.  Moon isn't a person.  Too spherical.  Spheres can't be people.  Too busy being Big Balls In The Sky.  Hmm.  Feels like I combined AC/DC song title with Pink Floyd Song title in that phrase.  No feeling about it.  I just went ahead and did it.  Such is life.
   Sixth paragraph.  Sounds okay to me.  Why wouldn't it be.  Gotta just trust the sixth paragraph to let itself play out.  TRUST IN THE PROCESS AND IT'LL WORK. Probably.  What do I know about the process.  As far as I know the process is gonna leave me out in the cold.  Process could be completely untrustworthy!  Oh well what can ya do.  Still not sure what time my Zoom Psychiatry appointment is on Tuesday.  Still pretty sure me saying that here Will Not Get Me Any Closer To Figuring It Out.  Can't hurt to try though.  Watch some more Simpsons when this is over.  Eat some supper.  Then presumably Do Something Else before Settling For Sleep.  Then presumably wake up again.  That's what I'M banking on.  VERY invested in waking up again tomorrow.  GOT A WHOLE LOT RIDING ON IT.  Anyway I'll see ya tomorrow.

-5:40 P.M.          

Saturday, May 6, 2023

Are You Still With Me

    Hey friends.  Saturday.  Here a little bit later in the morning than usual.  10:59 AM!  Could I CrunchTime a normal 3 walks in early part of day MAY BE but I won't.  Two walks in early part of day.  Gonna get Bakery for Father in second walk.  In the end take 5 or 6 walks as usual.  Did little or no eating over night.  Had black and white cookie for breakfast.  Checked the scale. The weight scale.  The scale that checks your weight.  In pounds.  Lost 4-5 pounds in the last month.  Amazing.  Chalk it up to the last 1-2 weeks of eating a ton less!  As well as presumably better metabolism from the last few months of topamax.  Let's chalk it up to Sarah Chalk of the Tv Show ER as well.  Anyway.  Pretty sure ALL TEACHERS at one point or another have tried eating chalk.  It's a RITE OF PASSAGE.  Doubt they'll ever admit it to anyone except each other.  But THEY KNOW.  Oh THEY KNOW.
    Second paragraph.  Gonna have to ask my Dad about it.  Might not wanna talk about it.  Anyway.  Today is CORNATION DAY.  WHAT IN TARNATION.  Also WHAT IN TARNATION does tarnation mean.  Must just be some sort of generic Exclamation.  Not every word MEANS something.  Some words are JUST SOUNDS.  LITERALLY mean nothing.  Let's see.  Used to express frustration.  Hardly a word at all.  Just a Frustration Sound.  GOOD.  Anyway.  What's some Positive ANTI-Frustration sounds.  Oh you mean like JOY Exclamations.  Hmm.  Better LTURQ.  Looked up JOY SOUNDS.  Didn't see anything right away.  Off the top of my head came up with, "OH BOY."  Then, "HOLY MOLY."  Those are too clunky.  Real Joy sound gonna be one syllable.  And wouldn't even BE a syllable.  Wouldn't even be a sound.  JUST A LOVE EXPLOSION IN YOUR HEAD.  ULTIMATE PLEASURE.  That's what I think Joy is.  Kinda sounds like I have too high an expectation for What Generic Joy Is.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that. 
   Third paragraph.  What is Generic Joy and what is Specific Joy.  Almond Joy is a specific joy.  Candy bar UNDETERMINED is generic joy.  ALMOND JOY IN PARTICULAR is specific joy.  Hmm.  When Tom Hanks gets out of Being Castaway does he LOVE Coconuts or HATE coconuts.  Is he gonna be eating Almond Joys nonstop or would he throw up at the mere sight of the wrapper.  Gonna have to ask Tom Hanks about that one-- he'd know because of Method Acting.  What IS Method acting?  I know it means, "A Kind Of Acting."  PERHAPS it means Acting While On Meth.  better LTURQ.  Basically the short description BASICALLY JUST SAYS, "ACTOR TRIES TO GET INTO CHARACTER."  The description really just says that.  And I'm supposed to get something out of that.  I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND.  Either way FOUR FIVE POUNDS FROM FRIDAY.
   Fourth paragraph.  What's an alternative to method acting.  Opiod Acting?  Sounds like a very dangerous way to go about it as well. Probably just best to NOT ACT.  Play it safe.  WRITE some acts though.  Three acts a day.  ONE 10 paragraphs. Two 5.  That's what I figured out WORKS FOR ME.  WHAT WORKS FOR ME may not work for you.  Anyway.  Going into the penultimate day of the Speculation Baseball week I am behind 0-8-2 in categories.  That's gonna set me back a whole lot in The Standings.  Go from first place to like sixth place.  That's a big drop.  Like a Theme Park Ride.  Go from the top to maybe halfway through from the top to the bottom.  Maybe not from Top To Ground Level all at once.  BUT HALFWAY to ground level.  Basically gonna suffer some whiplash.  J.K Simmons gonna bat you around a bit.  I never saw Whiplash.  I assume J. K. Simmons bats someone around a bit in it.
   Fifth paragraph.  What's going on and crap.  Seems like I'm about TEN POUNDS under The Weight Limit.  Whew.  Can't be pulled over by cops.  Sure I can.  Cops can pull you over whenever they want.  What can you do about it.  DON'T DRIVE THE CAR.  Hmm.  AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN A CAR THEY CAN PULL YA OVER.  DON'T GET IN THE CAR.  Hmm.  That's not feasible for an entire lifetime.  WELL try your best and it'll work out for ya I don't know.  Seems like it would.  Cops'll try their best to obey the Cops' Code Of Ethics as well.  Maybe.  Well what are ya gonna do.  Take The Train To The Game.  That was the Mets and/or LIRR promotion in the 2000's and/or 2010's and/or 2020's.  YA TAKE THE TRAIN TO THE GAME.  It advertises Mets games. It advertises Trains!  Two birds with one stone.
   Sixth paragraph.  What GOOD is seeing a Mets Game if THEY LOSE ALL THE TIME.  I CAN GO SEE THE GAME AND THEY LOSE THE BASEBALL GAME.  AND I TOOK THE TRAIN TO SEE THIS?  Guess the moral of the story is Don't Go See The Mets Game.  Stay At Home.  Do Something Else.  Hmm what should I do then.  Take The Train To Somewhere Else.  Hmm.  What should I take the train to in THAT case.  THE ART MUSEUM.  See the PAINTINGS from yesteryear.  I've already SEEN them.  Maybe not ALL of them but I THINK I GET TE IDEA.  Flowers.  People.  Maybe some.  I dunno. BUILDINGS.  Do people paint buildings.  Why would you paint a building.  Maybe ya BUILD a building.  Don't PAINT a building.  BUILD a building.  Take a Train To The Game Just To APPRECIATE THE BUILDING.  WOW CITIFIELD WHAT A MASTERPIECE OF MODERN ARCHITECTURE that's how I field.  Sure.  That sort of thing.  Got a GREAT NEW JUMBO TRON I haven't seen yet.  I WANNA SEE THE MUMBO TRON.  I haven't lived since I've seen the mubjo tron!
   Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  What's a good INTEREST.  I like FILM.  I'd see all the new films every week!  If it weren't for Accommodating Special Quarantine Careful Parents.  Ghostbusters Films, ANYTHING.  Listen to new music.  Keep track with what the kids are listening to.  DO KIDS LISTEN TO MUSIC?  Very possible 100% of kids listen to 0% music.  That's something to worry about.  Possible KIDS THESE DAYS HAVE ABANDONED MUSIC AND WE SHOULD ALL PANIC ABOUT IT.  IT'S THE END OF TIMES.  Either that or kids these days still like music And Life Goes On.  HARD TO SAY EXACTLY.  Three and a half paragraphs to go.  Wait DOES Life Go On?  Yeah! IT DOES.  I'M RELATIVELY CERTAIN OF IT.  Anyway.  Three paragraphs to go.... NOT QUITE YET... but SOON.  Still not quite there yet!  Saturday Day Today.  Weekend!  Time to Party Up.  DMX.  He's gone too soon.  Possibly was Only I'm Going To Guess 45 years old.  Possibly pronounced his name, "Damcks."    Either way When I was 11 I DID party it up as an Mp3.  Thanks to him.  I partied it up to other songs as well!  It was a SCHOMOREGSBOUARD of partying it Up!  So you get the idea.
   Three paragraphs to go.  That either is a word I made up in my imagination or just way off on the spelling.  Either way You May NOT Get the idea.  What else is good.  May the Sicks be with you.  NO.  Eighth paragraph though.  Well that's good.  It's been a WHILD seven paragraphs.  I'll never forget it.  Until tomorrow.  Then I'll mostly have forgotten it.  Which is a pretty good deal I feel.  While we're here though let's make it an eighth paragraph we'll never forget.  WE'LL never forget it. I will.  But we won't.  That sort of thing.  Wonderful.  It's NOON O CLOCK right now.  Nice time.  Just thought I'd put that out there.  Only striked NOON twice in the day.  Actually sixty times.  Sixty seconds to a minute.  One minute of noon a day.  SIXTY NOONS A DAY.  Ah crackedthat code.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  Think I'm getting something for my Mom from bakery too.  That's good.  I can handle it I think.  I'm upto the task.  I can think of dozens of tasks in my life that have required more of me being, "Up To," Moreso That Sort Of Thing.  Here's hoping Bakery has what parents want.  If they do Today is a success.  If they don't today is a failure.  On the other hand really makes no difference either way.  Still though hard to say one way or the other for sure.  One way or another all I can do is Go There And Do My Part.  Getting Food From The Bakery For My Parents Part.  That's what I'm Up To. For Now. Today.  This Early Afternoon.  That's what I'm talking about.  It's going on.  In my mind.  It's what I'm contemplating.  As we speak.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Wonderful.  Wonder if there's a Silent N in Dmx.  And his FRIENDS call him DAMN'x.  That's what I would do if I were his friend.  Makes sense.  Damn Ecstasy.  What's wrong with ecstasy.  He wasn't IN TEH MOOD for ecstasy THAT'S WHY Damn Ecstasy.  Oh okay that makes sense.  What else is going on.  Wanna see more HBO DOCS on Musicians.  It's interesting because I LIKE THEIR MUSIC and now I get to LIKE THEIR LIFE.  Through the filter of television.  Gotta imagine they've got more HBO Docs in the pipeline.  It's not TV.  It's something better.  It's the TV we deserve.  It's HBO.  What else is up and crap.   That's about it for now.  I'll be back in a little bit.

i'm a tough act to follow

    Hey.  Got my parents what they wanted.  2 things each.  Their top choices.  Had the cash to cover it.  Got back two quarters.  Gotta imagine his friends call Fifty Cent Two Quarters.  That might be a stretch.  I can SEE people DMX ACTUALLY being known as DAMN X as an INSIDER JOKE.  But Two Quarters IS JUST SILLY.  What else is up.  Guess I'm gonna take a shower when this act is over.  Or maybe I wait a while until after the next walk.  The important thing is I cleanse myself.  Over the course of I Don't Know Sixty Five Seconds.  Fourty Seconds For Tuning up and then Soap.  Ten Seconds for Transitional Period.  Ten Secounds For Shampoo.  Five seconds for Cool Down.  That's the shower for ya.  Possibly NOT an accurate description of my shower.  Possibly IS an accurate description of my shower.  You wouldn't really know either way.  Doesn't really matter either way.  The important thing is I'll take a shower!  Cleanse myself!  Good deal!
   Wonderful.  What dirt I got on me that's so bad I'm worried about.  Nothin'.  I'm doing just fine.  But I'm going through the motions because that's the kind of thing I do indefinitely and presumably VERY indefinitely for a long, long time.  Sweet!  Wonder what kind of Film I can watch today.  Walk The Line II: The Second Line.  Not sure that film exists.  Doesn't really matter if a film exists or not.  I'll watch it either way.  That's not right.  Won't watch a film that doesn't exist.  That's where I draw the line!  WELL GREAT JUST GREAT I GOT Tree Point Five paragraphs to go.  Mets got a baseball game at 4:10 PM.  Take the train to the game!  Sounds like fun.  Don't know if I can get there in time.  Sure I can.  If I dropped everything I'm doing I CAN TAKE THE TRAIN TO THE GAME.  But I have absolutely no reason To Actually Do That.  But it's good to know I can if I wanted to.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Lots of good stuff to talk about in three paragraphs.  Off the top of my head can't think of anything but I'm sure something will occur to me.  Haven't been taking the standard amount of sit-up/push-ups the last few days.  Hasn't effected my life!  Possiblye it has!  I haven't noticed though.  THAT REMINDS ME of another story.  Every day my Dad asks me what the weather is.  Every day I say about the same as yesterday.  Because every day IT IS about the same as yesterday.  THAT'S HOW WEATHER WORKS.  Sure I know a lot of the time weather is different than yesterday.  But it's a Fun Story that I OFT say it's the same as yesterday and What A Laugh we share that Oh Boy The Weather Never Changes I Guess Does It.  It does though.  Just feels like it doesn't.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Maybe don't take a shower until after next walk.  Give myself some time to relax.  HOW much relaxation do I get While I Take Time To Relax.  Dunno it depends on a Relaxation Time by Relaxation Time.  Similar to Weather Changing.  OFT one relaxation time is VERY SIMILAR QUALITY relaxment to the last one.  BUT OVER TIME it changes considerably!  So that's something to keep an eye on.  Wonderful.  Let's see.  What else is wonderful.  Possibly 1.5 paragraphs more of things.  I think.  Now that I tink about it YEAH IT DOES SOUND WONDERFUL.  Not because the 1.5 paragraphs will be wonderful but because THEM ENDING WILL BE WONDERFUL.  Then time to TAKE A SHITTY SHOWER.  So that's pretty good now that I think about it.
   Last paragraph of the daytime.  Shitty Shower should be fun.  Move on to Shitty Relaxation Time.  Solid 4/10 Relaxation time is what I'm imagining.  SETTLE.  Also I'm gonna be honest I THINK I CAN HIT A 5/10.  I really do.  Hmm.  Watch some The Simpsons.  That'll get me all the way up to and above a 7/10 Fun Time.  Enjoyed it last night!  ENJOYED IT ALL TEH WAY INTO the Positive Direction Of An Experience.  Well that's good.  Good for me!  IN MODERATION.  Too much cartoons will rot your brain.  And my brain is very precious.  Possibly too precious.  Probably definitely too precious now that I think about it.  Can't think of much that's MORE precious.  Depends on how we're defining precious and also depends on my value system.  All in all though yes my brain is 98% precious.  Anyway that's it for now. 

Mostly Because Everyone Leaves Halfway Through

    Hey friends.  Here to write some Act III.  Took me Some Four Walks today.  WHERE'S THE, "ONE."  It's a silent one be quiet.  Haven't eaten dinner yet.  Also curious about the, "Ty."  Ty is just forgotten.  Not even Silent.  Just completely Misplaced by the Hands Of Time.  So that's how that goes.  Watched a little bit more Television time today.  Was some Simpsons-- was okay.  Think I got a FILM in store for tonight though.  You know a Moving Picture Story.  Not sure about a whole one.  Possibly about 2 minutes deep.  Sounds like a good band name.  Two Minutes Deep.  Pretty sure I just combined Three Other Established Band Names and/or song names.  That's how GOOD music works.  Just mix and match old Music words.  It's a tried &/v true formula for the meantime.  What's GOOD music exactly.  It's like Regular Music but it's when you GO, "OD," it.  Oh.  So GO-OD Music.  I hear ya.
   Four paragraphs to go.  WELL THAT'S JUST GREAT.  FOR WHOM?  ME.  I can entertain myself with DEMENTION.  DID I DE-MENTION THIS STORY IN THE PAST... I don't have stories.  Not sure I ever had stories.  I make up NEW stories.  ALL I NEED IS plot, summary, CHARACTERS, setting, HYPOTHESIS, periodic table of elements, GLOSSARY, and the enyclopedia brittanica.  Put em all together AND YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A STEW GOING.  What else do I got going on.  Let's see.  What kind of dinner do I got going for tonight.  Presumably NOT A STEW.  I have little to none of those ingredients.  AH one of those four dishes Which Are My Options.  Good.  I'll eat ONE OF if not LESS OR MORE of all those options.  It's great.  What episode of Them Simpsons am I up to?  WHY it's only The Fish They Call Selma.  DID I just see the delightful scene of Them Planet Of the Apes Musicle?  Sure!  EVERYONE loves that scene.  I LIKE how everyone thinks OH THIS SIMPSONS MOMENT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES.  And They THINK THAT about 700 Simpsons Moments Unwittingly.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Well that's how I think.  WHY I GOTTA PROJECT.  What's the opposite or projecting.  Interjecting.  Oh ok.  From now on I'm Interjecting.  What does interjecting really mean?  That's for THE COURTS to decide.  That ADDS UP.  That's good.  ADD means Attention Deficit Disorder.  When you look at ADD symptoms, sounds more like an Attention SURPLUS Disorder.  ADD sufferer is paying SURPLUS of attention to EVERY LITTLE THING.  Can't HELP Hisself.  ALL ENERGY GETS CONCENTRATED on each upcoming moment.  Too much attention all the time!  Or not.  Maybe it's right the first way around.  Probably was.  What do I know.  I'm just here to PRESENT ALTERNATIVE ways of thinking about things.  Not sure that's what I'm here for.  What am I here for then.  Entertainment I think.  Not sure that's right either.  Nah I'm pretty sure it just rounds off to Entertainment.  More or less.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Well that's good.  I know they're still making Simpsons, but are people still making new favorite Simpsons moments?  Either children OR adults?  OR youngsters and/or those into their golden years?  Either way SURE if they're still making jokes WHY WOULDN'T people of all ages remember the laugh em ups.  Makes sense.  I guess we have no way of knowing though.  Unless we watch the show.  Which we might.  The ROYAL WE.  There's a NEW REGULAR-NON-ROYAL WE-But-HIM as of today.  I HEARD ABOUT IT VICARIOUSLY THROUGH NOT WATCHING THE NEWS MYSELF.  KING CHARLES.  LONG MAY HE REIGN.  Reign may he long.   Long long long.  BEATLES.  Should I buy the Richard Rubin book after all.  Not sure.  Not 100% I AM interested in being creative.  I thought I was.  But am I SURE about it?  Gonna have to think long and hard about that one.  LONG LONG LONG and HARD HARD HARD.  Then again I don't wanna think MORE THAN TWO LONGS and AT MOST one hard.  So Let's just say LONG LONG and Hard.  THAT'S THE MOST YOU'LL GET FROM ME.  I'll think Long, Long, and Hard about it.  MAYBE TWO HARDS if I'm Up To It.
    Last paragraph of the act.  Not sure what to say about that.  Not sure there's much to say about that at all.  Speaks for itself I guess.  So that's good.  How long until I eat dinner after this paragraph.  Gonna guess about an hour to up to More Than An Hour.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Time to REALLY TINK about what I want for dinner.  Narrow it down from Anything To One Thing On THE REAL.  Let's go with KIDS CHICKEN PARM.  I am Three To Four Multiplications what A CHILD'S AGE might be.  Enjoy it Three To Four Times As Much!  This works out wonderfully.  To some degree.  On another level who gives a fig.  Does King Charles sit in a literal throne all the time. Or does he just move around freely from room to room and whatknot. Or is there literally just some big hall somewhere where he sits in a magnificent huge golden chair all day.  I FEEL LIKE HE SITS IN MAGNIFICENT CHAIR ALL DAY.  The last few months was he ACTING KING.  Has he been sitting in throne LAST FEW MONTHS?  OF COURSE HE HAS BEEN.
    Huh.  Gonna write another paragraph.  Probably has SEVERAL different thrones for throughout the day AND THROUGHOUT THE WEEK.  Not tied down to one throne at all.  He's got thrones all over the place.  Probably has LAY DOWN thrones.  STAND UP thrones.  Roller Coaster thrones.  He's got his own Thrill Ride Thrones JUST FOR HIMSELF.  That's the way KING CHARLES operates.  Makes sense.  Watch some Tales In The Crypt when this is over.  That's always a delight.  I only wish they had made more of them.  I do a lot more than ONLY WISHING that.  Not sure why I said I, "ONLY WISH," that.  I do a lot more. ...WISH THEY MADE OTHER THINGS TOO.  Like what?  I dunno.  More HBO Docs on Musicians.  I'd like to see Hbo Docs on MORE Musicians I enjoyed in the 1999's into the 2000's.  Maybe some NELLY.  Some OUTKAST.  Some LUDACRIS.  How about some HMM WHO ELSE DO WE GOT BETTER LTURQ.  How about some JA RULE.  I KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about Ja Rule.  I know his song Holla Holla.  Otherwise wouldn't be invested in the potential HBO DOC.  HOLLA HOLLA.  THAT WAS A CATCHY SONG.  I'll imagine it in my head RIGHT NOW.  Hmm.  There it goes.  Yep.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-6:46 PM

Friday, May 5, 2023

A New Day Has Dawned

    Hi friends.  Here to write Act I without taking a Walk I.  Figured I just wasn't in the mood AND/OR didn't wanna take walk before Super Market order.  And/or The Planet Endor from Super Star Wars.  Endor is a moon.  Moon is the name of OUR moon.  Other moons are just called Satellites.  That's Just Not True.  What's the name of OUR Moon then.  Feels like Our Moon should have Unique Name.  Well guess we're gonna have to find some jerk to name the moon.  It's been long enough into human history without naming the moon.  SURELY civilizations have NAMED MOON in the past.  I don't know!  I don't think that they did!  Forget it.  Moon is name of moon!  That's it!  Anyway.  Not sure what and/or if I ate overnight.  Not sure what and/or if I ate for breakfast.  Had a could of candied chocolates just now for breakfast.  Sounds like there's a contraduction in there somewhere.  Huh.  5/5.  Obviously people enjoy Cinco De Mayo holiday.  Because they GET TO SPEAK SPANISH.  But also JUST FUN TO WRITE OUT 5/5.  FIVE FIVE FIVE.  ALL THEM FIVES.  TYPE IT OUT YOURSELF.  WRITE IT ON PEN AND PAD.  JUST SAY THE NUMBERS OUT LOUD.  5 5 5  5 5.  Well I found it amusing at least.
   Second paragraph!  Cinco do Mayonnaise.  Canco do Mayo Clinic.  Cico do Mayo... Spanish for May.  What's the Mayo clinic.  I'm assuming it's A Clinic Of Pain one wrestler puts on another wrestler.  Oh it's something else.  I looked it up.  Found out it was Something Legitimate and Other Than That.  Satisfied my curiosity enough!  Time to move on.  Anyway.  What's going on in the news these days.  Lots of things.  Roughly 4-6 things per my understanding.  Slightly TOO many things that I can't get into them.  Whew.  Makes things easier for me.  What else is up.  Doctor appointment coming up is a week from Tuesday.  Next Tuesday.  A week from That Thing.  It's called May 16.  GREAT I just doxxed a week from Tuesday.  It's okay.  We SHUOLD be on the page for what 11 days from now is.  It's HELPFUL for EVERYBODY.  Getting the crap knocked out of my in Speculation Baseball this week.  0-9-1 in Categories.  Coffee time.
    Got zoom psychiatry appoitment next week.  Possibly Regular Next Tuesday.  Yep.  That's accurate.  Gonna have to double check abou the time though.  the time I have it written out appears to look like, "9  1:00 AM."  That's how it appears written out."  That doesn't help me much.  So we'll see how that plays out later on.  Anyway.  What else is up.  Pshyciatry lady I've only been seeing for about 2-3 years.  Not as long as therapy lady.  This lady is nice lady too.  Don't know anything about this lady either.  She's about as old as other lady.  Wears GLASSES.  Other lady wears no glasses.  What other category can I classify this lady in.  Asian lady.  Possibly Asian AMERICAN.  She lives in America.  Unless she commutes to work.  Could be commuting to work.  Other lady is most likely Indian.  Possibly something else!  The important thing is I know nothing about these people personally.
   Four paragraphs.  I'm sure they have rich INNER personal life.  I think.  Seems like they would.  Fourth paragraph.  Possible there might be some crossover between Zoom Pshyciatry appointment and In Person Physical appointment.  This is Life Important Upkeep Stuff.  Physiatrist might want Physicist yearly report.  For THEIR OWN records.  Interesting.  It's all coming together.  They're sharing records with one another.  JUST LIKE MUSIC FRIENDS MIGHT.  Well I need to facilitate the sharing of records.  In this case.  What else is up.  Half an hour before Super Market window of time They're Supposed To Come & Whatknot. Great.  No soda today.  Amazing. G onna make it a lot easier to Accept The Delivery.  A shitload less bulky.  My job just got a whole lot easier.  Thank the LORD.  Maybe in a little bit.  Might as well do it now. Thanks LORD.   Not sure about LORD.  Thanks GOD.  Let's stick with that.  FIFTH paragraph time.
   Okay.  The important thing is BIG difference between Thanking Lord and Thanking God.  And it has HUGE IMPLICATIONS in my life whether I thank The Lord or Thank God in the fourth paragraph.  What else is up.  Who else should I thank.  THE ACADEMY.  Well Duh.  What kinda shirt am I wearing.  One of the new shirts from a week or two ago.  Dark, "Small," camoflaughe shirt.  It's good.  Fits me great.  This shirt is gonna stick with me for a long, long time.  Possibly for the rest of my natural life.  Or maybe a few months.  Who knows.  What would go so wrong that it only lasts a few months.  I dunno.  I guess something Really Terrible would have to happen to the shirt that it would only last a few months.  Can't imagine what but I'm sure there are some scenarios that are possible.  HEY halfway through the act.
   Sixth paragraph.  How many Fresh meals did I get from Super Market for this week.  Wanna say four or five.   Five!  Amazing.  That's pretty good.  Usually have been topping off at 3 lately not accounting for the sandwich meals.  THIS WEEK FIVE but no sandwich meals.  That's good.  I have Interesting Good Life.  What else is up.  Maybe I should look harder for Rocksmith CD.  Probably have it somewhere!  Not even probably.  MUST have it somewhere!  Right?  That'd be my guess off the top of my head.  Maybe look into considering that later on today.  Play some bass notes.  And I AM pronouncing that correctly in my head on the first try.  Take my word for it or not.  It's The Truth Ruth.  All the way From Duluth.  What else is up.  Where is Duluth.  My first guess is the Midwest.  Let' see.  Minnesota.  That's a good state.  I got nothing but love for Minnesota.  Blue Jays.  What a team!  Can't get ENOUGH of the Blue Jays.  Joe Carter!  What a player! 
   Seventh paragraph.  Pretty sure I got an 18 can pack of beer this week.  That's good.  14 days in a week.  That's not accurate.  No... where did you hear that.  I'm not sure which one of these jokers told you that one but they were just trying to scare you.  Either way NO seven days in a week I misspoke.  Point is Comes out to about 2.5 beers a day.  Got Michelob Ultra Low Calorie LOW CARB beer.  Finally low carbohydrates.  Maybe that'll pay off down the line.  Good shot it could.  Got one bottle of soda.  Diet Dr Pepper.  For my Mom.  Special request.  Good.  Maybe that'll shut her up.  She didn't say one word to me.  My dad told me to get it for her.  I was not disturbed about getting it ONE BIT.  Oh okay I GUESS IT WASN'T AN ISSUE THEN.  Either way Dad just got a text from Super Market saying WE'RE NEXT.  It's about time.  Next Time.  Too bad I can't watch MTV Next anymore.  That was a good show to watch 17 years ago.  Oh well live and learn.
   Three paragraphs to go.  New music updated today!  Probably not gonna listen to any of it.  But I read some up on some of the new titles and I think other people are gonna have a blast and a half.  I know personally I had a fun time imagining what the songs might be like.  So that's good.  Do I have any shot of coming back into the lead in any of my Speculation Baseball Categories for the week.  Let's see.  Yeah.  I got decent shot at coming back in a lot of categories!  Still got some fight in me!  As long as certain baseball players do better than other certain baseball players I will come out at the end of the week doing better than it appears I'm doing right now.  Amazing.  Five five.  Five five five is the fake phone number on TV and Film phone numbers, right?  That's that thing.  Good.  Makes sense to me.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Surely I have more accurate associations with the Minnesota Twins than Joe Carter.  He was before my time.  Hmm.  Joe Mauer?  He was AFTER my time.  Hmm. No he wasn't.  He was concurrent to my time.  Either way Twins.  Kinda feels like they're not twins.  Not sure there's a word for when there's Twenty Five of identical BirthMates.  But it's not twins.  It's not triples.  It's not quadruplets.  It's when there's TWENTY FIVE OF YA.  Anyway THAT THING.   Baseball rosters are 26 or 27 people now.  Yeah but when it was Concurrent to my time it was 25 people.  Oh what time are we being Concurrent to NOW though.  Let's get Concurrent to PRESENT now.  Oh okay good.  Gonna guess I don't finish the act before the Super Market order gets here.  Gonna check whether it's Here RIGHT NOW when this paragraph is over.  Right now.  Might be unloading right now!  GONNA GO CHECK.
    Nah nothing yet.  What else is up.  Not sure how many walks I'm fitting in early part of day.  Maybe aim for six walks anyway one way or another.  Maybe only five.  Maybe whatever happens happens we'll take it as it comes.  That sounds like definitely the way to go about things.  SURE.  Meals today I'm getting What Are They I'm Gonna Check Right Now I Will.  Huh.  I think I know which one I'm aiming to might be in the mood for eating I might.  Whose my favorite Minessota twin if it's NOT one of the first two people who came to mind.  HUH.  First thought is I DON'T KNOW AND OR DON'T REALLY CARE TAT MUCH ABOUT THE MINNESOTA TWIN HISTORY OF ROSTERS.  Second thought is let's LTURQ for the sake of Entry Plotline Continuity.  I DON'T KNOW.  I REALLY... I DON'T... CARE THAT MUCH ABOUT MINNESOTA TWIN ROSTER PEOPLE.  It's not just that I don't care about Baseball Roster people in general.  This team specifically.  I could take or leave em!  They're All Okay!  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.  See ya soon

that's a relief

    Joe Nathan.  Another good JOE who was a Minnesota Twin.  He was a closer!  Racked up the saves he did.  Probably over the course of several seasons!  Anyway.  What time we got.  11:03.  Should be able to fit in Early Part Of Day Walks such that I hit six walks today.  Nice n Normal schedule.  Despite not walking before Act I.  AaronGleeman.  There's a name from the past.  He was some fat slob who had a blog about the Minnesota Twins in the mid and/or early 2000's.  Not sure why I and/or other people KNEW about his personal blog.  But for some reason I and/or other people DID.  What was his claim to fame such that he broke through?  I dunno!  Either way HE DID IT.  Not sure if it led to anything concrete for his life beyond Oh I Broke Through Blogwise.  Good for me is what He Thought.  The point to be made is Let's See if he's up to anything on the internet 20 years later.  Hell yeah!  Now he's got real jobs writing for places.  The System Works.  Kinda TOO WELL.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Let's see.  Took a nice silence walk for Walk I.  Just occurred to me I TOOK WALK I IN WRONG DIRECTION.  City Street Walk.  Because it was AFTER ACT II.  Normally that's a WALK II.  Which would be That Direction.  Now I'm DISS CUM BOB U-LATED.  It's a good thing I seperated those syllables while typing them out.  What would have happened if I seperated them while SOUNDING them out.  Discum BOB ulated.  What ABOUT Bob.  DISC um bobulated.  Where can I find Rocksmith Disc.  Gotta be here somewhere.  That way I can figure out how to his the bass notes while hitting chords.  That's how the pros write songs.  I TOO CAN be one them.  It's great.  That's where I'm at in life.  ROCKSMITH.  Wonder if Rocksmith has to pay royalties to anyone and everyone who ever was named, "Smith."  Upto and including the band, "Aerosmith."  But MAINLY I was thinking about people with the last name, "Smith."  But also Aerosmith as well Sure.
   Three paragraphs to go.  DISC umbobulated.  THREW OUT MY DISC.  Lowerback.  I think that's what a disc is.  Threw out my back along the faultlines.  That's no good.  Either way back feels fine.  Possibly would feel better if I saw a ChiroHACKter.  But that's not something that's in the cards for now.  Too busy not really worrying about my back!  You don't fix what ain't broken.  What IS broken.  Hmm.  Possibly Everything Else.  The point is Think I'm gonna keep alternating Walks The Way I Started.  Next walk is In Da Park.  Lincoln and Park.  That's a show on Bet?  Bet-ter lturq.   It's not Lincoln and Park.  It's SOMETHING and Park.  Hmm.  106 and park.  ONE O SIX.  What's the significant of that number.  Sounds like a Street Address.  An Intersection One Might Guess.  YEP.  It took place AT A STREET ADDRESS.  Show isn't around anymore.  But my memories of it will live on forever Extremely Vaguely.
   Penultimate paragraph.  What do I got going for me today.  More Tales In The Crypt!  Great success with watching that television program the last couple of days.  EVEN THIS MORNING.  Watched a little bit of an episode before Act I today.  It was worthwhile experience.  Nobody died.  Except for Don Rickles.  In the show.  He lived on in real life.  Probably died around the same time as 106 and Park.  2014.  Yep 2017.  IS 2014 similar to 2017?  Lemme think.  2014. ....2017...  Hard to say exactly.  I think in terms of DON RICKLESES thinking 2014 was a lot more pleasant than 2017.  STILL WAS IN TE PRIME OF HIS LIFE.  LOVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST.  But that's just HIS PERSONAL experience.  A MILLION WAYS TO THINK OF 2014 vs 2017 IN THE WEST.  PERSONALLY I started Queens College in Oh I Don't Know Spring 2014.  I Graduated in Oh I Don't Know Spring 2017.  Weird that my first instinct was Think About Don Rickles' potential Thinking and not Think About My Own.
    Last Paragraph of the daytime.  Amazing.  Gonna be a good one.  ON account of hey I'm writing on External Keyboard as was the plan.  Anyway.  What did Don Rickles Die Of.  I'm gonna say EMBARRASSMENT.  Let's see.  Kidney Failure.  Oh.  What happened with his kidneys such that they stopped succeeding.  Just crapped out on him.  That's not good.  Should I be concerned that might happen to me.  Of Course.  Oh.  Should I eat health food to protect my Kidneys.  ALSO What are Kidneys.  Well anyway.  Halfway through the paragraph. No I'm Not. I'm solidly almost done with the paragraph.  One day I'm gonna realize just end the paragraph when you want you idiot.  Then again not sure how I feel about that.  I disagree.  Strongly disagree!  But this paragraph Does Happen To Be Done Now.  I'll see ya tonight.
  

Was Touch And Go There For A While

    Hey friends!  Here before dinner tonight.  Five walks in.  Five Stories Up.  Five Seven Ninety.  Got a beer going on right now.  Just LOOKING at it going on.  Waiting for it to do something.  Like The GOO INHABITING SOMETHING in Ghostbusters II.  When I was a kid Ghostbusters II was Seen By Me and My Brother more than HostBusters I.  Is that normal.  I sure liked that painting.  Really made a lot of sense to me.  Just thinking about getting drawn into The Painting Guys Gaze right now. Wanna get sucked in AS WE SPEAK.  Hmm.  Probably for the best I don't.  Seems like there would be EVIL A-foot.  Also JUST NOT INTERESTED.  More into other paintings.  MONA LISA for one.  Although not that great a smile on her.  I've seen better smiles ON A BOX OF CRACKER JACKS.  Mona Lisa got something going for her.  MUST HAVE.  1,000 Art Critics can't be wrong.  Probably 800 of them can be.  BUT NOT ALL 1,000 OF THEM.
    I DON'T KNOW what that means.  I'm pretty sure Art Critics didn't go Oh Mona Lisa was a great Painting BECAUSE MONA LISA IS HOT.  I think they just thought it was a great painting.  OR THEY WERE ALL JERKING OFF TO MONA LISA NON STOP.  We'll never be able to say for sure because History Never Recorded The Life And Times Of Art Critics.  Anyway.  How many Art Critics are there allowed to be at any given moment in the world.  10?  20?  Can't be more than 20 Art Critics at any given time, right?  That'd be too much.  World can't handle SEVENTY art critics for example.  NOT ENOUGH RESOURCES.  Not enough SPACE.  Not enough TIME to get to Reading and Entertaining All The Critiques Those Extra 50 Art Critics would be producing.  Anyway.  In general Do Art Critics LIKE art or HATE art.  Probably err on one side or the other, right?  Probably go into art all the time either LOVING it or all the time HATING it.  Maybe oscillate wildly.  Who knows.
    Three paragraphs to go.  What am I eating for Supping tonight.  Let's, "LURQ," what I got in store.  Huh.  Those Options.  Huh.  I think I'll narrow it down to 2 out of those 5 options.  Good.  That's decent progress.  I'll make more progress when the time comes.  Time will come soon.  We're talking a matter of time.  Watched some more Tales From That Crypt today.  It took up some Television Time.  Coulda been worse.  Not sure what to watch for For Tonight though.  I THINK I got a Nice Film in store for myself tonight to TREAT myself.  Possibly one starting TREAT Williams.  IDEALLY TEH SUBSTITUTE II.  The premise is He's The Substitute II and must root out crime and corruption FROM THE INSIDE.  I believe.  I haven't seen the movie in decades and even then did I ever really see the movie?  Possibly not.  Sure I've seen it.  I just can't recall the first thing about it.  I don't even know who Treat Williams is. 
   Two paragraphs to go.  Writing on External Keyboard.  WHEW.  Tired of writing on an INTERNAL keyboard.  Well.  Anyway.  Who did Treat Williams replace in the franchise.  The Substitute I was an actor who was more successful End/or Famous.  Let's see.  Ah Tom Berenger.  Famous of course for titular role in There's Something About Mary.  Was Treat Williams The Brady Bunch Fella.  I feel like he was.  I don't think he was in ANY Brady Bunch at all.  Might be thinking of another Treat.  Or another Williams.  Or just ANOTHER MAN COMPLETELY.  Just be just confusing ONE PERSON for A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON COMPLETELY.  That'll happen!  HMM.  Either way Treat Williams was in a Tales In The Crypt.  TOM HANKS directed the episode. That's right-- TOM HANKS.  FROM THAT THING YOU DO!  Either way he directed Treat Williams TO THE GRAVE ULTIMATELY.  No spoilers.  Except for that.  That was a spoiler.  But then don't read it then.
   Alright.  Last paragraph of the DayTime Night.  Makes sense.  Speculation baseball is going... hardly started yet.  Makes sense.  Wonder if the Mets are playing a baseball game tonight.  If I were them I'd either be happy to be playing tonight or happy to have the night off.  Depends on whether I were scheduled to have a game tonight or not.  HMM they have a game at 7:10 PM.  Sounds like they ideally would be happy to have a game tonight.  MORE LIKELY they're UNHAPPY to have a game tonight.  If I remember anything about work and/or school VERY OFT YA DON'T LIKE IT when ya gotta do things.  I don't remember much but that rings some sort of bell.  They'll try their best anyway.  They're professionals!  They'll take care of Mets Baseball Business anyway.  THEY GOT IT COVERED.  Anyway.  That's it for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-7:03 P.M.
         

Thursday, May 4, 2023

That Was A Good One

    Hey friends.  Time to write an entry!  10:21 AM!  Is that plenty of time to fit in shit and crap?  Yeah sure it is!  Took a silence walk.  Had a lot of eating over night.  Bled into not eating breakfast.  Evened out. Today is an even weekeday.  Thursday.  WOW Thursdays are exciting.  One of the top seven days of the week.  Distinguishable from other days.  Estinghisble if they're on fire.  Hopefully.  What kind of people Live Lives where Days Of Week Mean Something and what kind of people Live Lives whre Days Of Week Mean Nothing.  I'm conducting Survey.  It's important.  Well no one's answering me.  I guess I'll answer myself.  Days of week are halfway important to me.  75% important.  Pretty relevant.  Makes a difference.  Okay Survey completed.  How would you rate your surveyor.  Three out of ten.  Hmm surveyor not gonna be happy when that gets back to him.  True Story!  I AM NOT HAPPY ONE BIT.  Maybe only about 3/10 happy about it.
   Life goes on!  OUTstanding.  Got a nice shirt going on.  Different from other shirts.  I will cycle through the same shrits but for now it's unique from other shirts for the next two weeks.  Threw out a couple of shirts two days ago.  Not happy about it.  Kind of happy about it!  Gotta move on with your life.  Shirts and all.  Maybe one day I will start ANEW.  Whole new wardrobe.  War Drobe.  Ward Robe.  Wa Drobe.  W A Dr Obe.  Obe Wob Cabobe.  Read a little bit of Jeff Tweedy Book last night.  Not bad stuff!  Nowhere near encouraging me to write a song.  Sure was a few pages of a book though.  I read the words and everything.  Read some lines.  He's got lines too!  Not just Microsoft FrontPage.  STAR WARS day.  Anyway is it possible a long long time from now in a galaxy far far away IN THE OTHER DIECTION they will have a film franchise about our universe.  Kinda hope not.  Kinda boring!  Our universe is a snoozefest.
   Coffee time.  They can SPICE IT UP a bit.  Sounds like DUNE then.  Interesting.  Never saw DUNE.  SUre I SAW Dune but I never PAID ATTENTION to Dune. Got the sense Ah this is a boring Film I GET IT.  Maybe one day I'll figure out what Dune Means.  It's a science fiction film about Other Worlds.  Oh.  Probably is about more than that.  Oh.  Probably have to watch it to appreciate it.  Oh.  Probably don't know what I'm talking about.  Oh.  Well I'm about a quarter into the act.  The main thing I know about DUNE Is that I played the video game TIBERIAN SUN and I think that's more or less what DUNE was.  Also Tiberian Sun CONFUSED ME.  And I didn't like it.  SO BASICALLY I DUN'T LIKE DUNE.  Not sure if the game confused me.  Just wasn't me cup of tea.  What does NOT MY CUP OF TEA mean.  It means I LOVE CUP OF TEAS but THIS TEA is NOT FOR ME.  What is WRONG with This Tea that it's SO OFF you don't like it.  How are you getting tea wrong BY SO MUCH that it's terrible.  What are you doing with tea that it's fucked up beyond recognition that it's Not This Jerk's Cup Of Tea.  JERK IS BEING A JERK.  I SAY THIS TEA IS EVERYONE'S CUP OF TEA.
    Fourth paragraph.  Gotta do Super Market order for real today.  Order gotta be in by 7 PM.  That means I only got 8 hours and twenty minutes.  Good.  I work best under deadlines.  Good.  Mostly just add Meals I Get.  Perhaps exclusively.  Not sure what else I need to get!  Good.  Beer. Good.  So then it's settled. Good.  Is there any Settling you need to do in Tiberian Sun.  Probbaly.  Probably need to build a BASE.  Construct some sort of HOME BASE.  Then you MINE for ORE.  Build buildings and TANKS and destroy OTHER PEOPLE'S BASE.  That's basically how these games work.  It's Battle War Games.  You wouldn't understand.  Of course you would.  Relatively simple.  It's like War Battle Skirmishes!  50% Summed up right there!  Would take paragraphs to sum up the other 50%!  Doesn't matter enough to continue!
   Fifth paragraph!  Anyway.  How come in THIS context I knew building someone's base or destroying someone's base I know to pronounce Base correctly.  I get it right HERE.  What makes THIS special but not Music Base special.  Nothing!  Anyway.  Writing some more lyrics the last couple of days.  Again-- nothing really worth using.  But things that mean something.  So that's worthwhile. To me!  That's pretty good!  I'm the guy whose me!  I like meaning stuff to me.  Makes sense!  Well that's great just great.  Had a silence walk for Walk I.  Is there any chance I listen to any music today?  Sure let's say 10-15% chance.  Wow!  I like those odds.  Because Logic.  I would be happy being accurate with the odds.  Would make me happy to be revealed to be an accurate predictor of accuracy.  Hey that's half the act for ya.
   Good deal.  Anyway.  Thinking about taking a break from writing crazysheet for a while.  But at the same time I can't stop.  It's tough.  Gonna have to think about that one.  Either way got today to do.  Then tomorrow I'll re-calibrate what I wanna do tomorrow.  And perhaps there will be a day after tomorrow.  I'm guessing if there is it will be Saturday.  Probably re-calibrate again what I wanna do on Saturday.  See how that goes.  Either way FUN to write.  But DUMB to write.  It's a slant rhyme so you know it's a very compelling dichotomy.  What else is going on.  Lots more slant rhyme there.  I don't need to tell you.  just two words there.  The possibilities are endless really!  Well maybe a few dozen.  But a few dozen is pretty high still.  Anyway.  Sixth paragraph.  Into the seventh line.  Not bad.  I made it to the seventh line.  Not many people can say that.  Not many people would want to.
   Seventh paragraph.  One of the shirts I threw out a a couple of days ago was my all you need is love shirt.  Does that mean I no longer believe all you need is love?  Possibly!  Does it mean I USED to believe all you need is love during the duration of time I owned the shirt?  Possibly!  Is it possible it was just a shirt I owned and no longer own?  Possibly!  Also threw out another shirt.  Think it was some sort of My Brother's Old Shirt.  Nothing sentimental there.  Wasn't really that sentimental about All You Need Is Love Shirt.  It's a shirt.  I designed it myself.  Main thing I'm sentimental about it.  I DID IT ME-SELF.  WENT TO WEBSITE WHERE YA CREATE SHIRT.  OFF TE TOP OF MY HEAD I DID IT.  So that was good.  Lasted me 14 or 15 years it did.  Not sure if I'll create a shirt again though.  That's not fashionable.  There's no room for being original in fashion.  That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Lyric from 50 year ago was real original.  It's called IT CAME BACK AROUND IN STYLE.  That's how fashion works you Fashiondummy.  Whatever.  How long do I have to write three paragraphs.  FOREVER.  Oh that's a long time.  The point is I really have about more than enough time.  Well what else is going on.  So much.  Star Wars Day.  Have I enjoyed anything about Star Wars.  Sure.  Weird Al Star Wars songs.  Love em!  The Saga Begins.  Yoda.  All TWO of em!  Can't get enough of those seven minutes.  Really added a lot to my life.  Out of the 9,000 songs in the world I enjoy a lot those 2 really really are... good.  Wonder how many songs in the world I have enjoyed in my life.  What's the benchmark for Enjoy.  Gonna say it's maybe between 2000-6000.  Maybe I've heard more than 6000 here or there and vaguely enjoyed them on a ONE OFF basis but gave them no second thought.  Hmm.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Let's see.  What kinda bullshit meals am I gonna get from super market.  This should be interesting.  Make some good stuff.  Eat crap I enjoy.  Good healthy crap.  Wonderful.  Health taste food.  Crap good crap.  Eat food eat.  Are they making any new Star Wars movie.  Might only be making television docu-series these days.  Let's see.  Internet says they're making plenty of new Star Wars movies.  That's good for Star Wars fans.  They'll get a kick out of that I'm sure.  What Star War film did I enjoy the most.  It's possible it was HAN: The Solo Movie.  Off the top of my head that was the first one I remember Imagining The Scene In The Movie When I Picture A Star War Movie.  Kids these days.  I'm a thirty four year old man.  KIDS THESE DAYS.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Just about halfway through Entire Act.  Pretty good deal.  Another Day Down and it's only 11:25 AM!.  Correction 11:26 AM.  Probably watch more Tales In The Crypt today.  Been watching it jumping around from episode to episode the last day or two.  Not in order!  Means it won't last me for 2 or 3 weeks.  Because I'm not gonna watch every episode.  I'll run out after I watch all the ones I like!  Oh well such is life.  I LIKE ALL OF EM.  ALL EXCEPT FOR HALF OF EM.  WELL I CAN TOLERATE MOST OF EM.  Anyway.  What else is up.  If I were a FILM GOING man what's in the theaters this weekend.  Ah a Guarding The Galaxy.  Three!  Galaxie 500 is a band.  Lead person from Galaxie 500 went on to form LUNA which is a band I know and enjoy!  True story about my musical tastes!  I'll see ya in a little bit.   

or was it stupid

    Good.  Drinking some coffee.  Tastes good.  Five paragraph time.  Got fourty five minutes to write them.  Maybe find a website that you can make shirts again.  Come up with another Beatle Lyric to put on a shirt.  Off the top of my head GIVE IT UP FOR BILLY SHEARS.  Might take up TWO lines on the shirt though.  One lien for GIVE IT UP and one lien for BILLY SHEARS.  Well it's something to consider at least.  Wonder who Billy Shears is.  Probably based on Billy Shakespeare.  Who in turn was probably based on King William.  Who was based on King Arthur.  Who in turn was based on Darth Vader.  Well anyway.  Seems like we're now six lines into the paragraph.  Not happy about talking about LINES now.  Feels like Coke.  Not happy about Coke.  Too stimulating.  Got enough stimulation in my life as it is.  Coffee and whatknot.  I drink two cups a day.  That's a lot of coffee for just one jerk.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Coffee gonna MAKE ya jerk.  That's how stimulation works.  Ya don't need me to explain every pun to you.  Just most of them.  Like that one!  Four paragraphs to go.  Four paragraphs indeed.  Let's see.  Maybe if I find Website that creates t-shirts They'll have Sgt Pepper lyrics to suggest to me for the shirt.  Feels like that's something they'll already have mapped out for new users.  Well anyway.  Coffee gonna make ya jerk.   But without your coffee you'd be A jerk.  Not Up To The Task At Hand!  TOO unstimulated.  let's talk about it.  Three and a half paragraphs to go.  Got half of an hour to write them.  Great.  Been a while since I had A Task At Hand I think.  I mean.  I've conceptualized having Tasks At Hand.  But Really.  What's the last WORK I had to do.  SCHOOL.  Right?  2017.  Homework.  yeah I've had CHORES and OBLIGATIONS.  But it's not the same thing.  Possible I've never done a real work thing in my life.  AS far as I know I don't know the meaning of The Word Work.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Well that's pretty good I guess.  I don't know.  I have Zero Beer in the house tonight.  I will be buying some.  Go into a store.  Grab a beer or two.  Purchase them!  Take em home.  Drink em.  The innards of the can.  Leave the cans around.  Rinse em out.  Leave em around.  Recycle em.  Then move on with my life.  That gets us to Friday!  WOW another day successfully completed.  About halfway through the act now.  We're in the, "Thick," of it for some reason.  Nobody cares or knows why.  Wonderful.  If coffee makes ya Jerk and/or A jerk (does coffee make you a jerk or does NO coffee make you a jerk-- UP FOR DEBATE), what does beer make you?  POSSIBLY UP FOR DEBATE.  Got nothing else to say about this paragraph.  The next paragraph though, new topic, I'm gonna have a lot to talk about because it's gonna be about something that's very fun. 
    Penultimate paragraph.  New TopicTime.  Topic Of Cancer.  That's not a fun topic.  It is if you're at THE FOREFRONT of CURING CANCER.  Are you at the forefront of curing cancer?  Cause then that would be GREAT.  Anyway I'm not at the forefront of curing cancer but possibly some people are.  So let's wish them the best of luck.  Good.  That's the topic of this paragraph I guess.  Seems like we got a lot of lines left to go to for this one.  Not sure what to do for those lines.  Possibly just write sentences made out of words.  Oh okay that works.  Anyway.  Maybe they've helped alleviate cancer at this point.  Maybe they haven't.  No way of knowing.  Maybe I can research how cancer curing and alleviating is going.  Nah I'm not gonna do that.  I'm not ACTUALLY interested in anything.  Well sure I am interested in things such as curing cancer it's just that I'm just primarily interested in finishing this.  So that sums that up.
    Last paragraph.  HEY I only have 5-10 minutes to write this paragraph.  Time really flew by on me.  That's not supposed to happen.  I guess it did happen though.  Go figure.  What else is going on and crap.  I got two liens down and I got let's say FIVE to SEVEN lines to go.  What else is up and crap.  I think I'm just gonna keep typing until I'm done.  That's what I've done in the past and I've been successful with it in the past.  In the future I imagine I'll be successful with it again but who can say for sure.  Possibly SureSayers.  They know what they're talking about.  In the meantime though.  Just gonna end here.  I'll be back tonight.         

Better LTURQ

    Hey friends.  Got some walks in.  Silence Walks!  Some songs occurred to me.  I think each walk one or two songs occurred to me that went through my head more or less!  Good time was had by all.  Got two, "Keystone Light," beers of the I wanna say 6000 Oz variety from store.  24 Fluid Oz.  Too bad it's a fluid oz.  If it were solid oz it'd be more of a meal.  As it is it is what it is. I got hot pockets in the oven for dinner.  Should be ready in 50 minutes to an hour.  Well it DEFINITELY will be ready i fifty minutes.  OR an hour.  Or fourty minutes.  OR AN HOUR AND TEN MINUTES.  Really doesn't matter.  It's ready to be eaten IN ALL OF THEM.  It's just UP TO ME when I PREFER to take it out of the oven.  I PREFER TO EAT IT WHEN THE ENTRY IS OVER and/or We Will See.  Sounds like the way to go.
    Sweet.  I think it's pepperoni pizza hot pocket but there's really no way to tell until someone tells me.  By which I mean I check backwards on the internet.  See what I ordered last week supermarketwise.  Let's see.  Looks like Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pockets.  Delicious.  Pepperoni.  I guess I knew what I was doing last week.  Because that should really pay off tonight.  Watching some more Tales In The Crypt episodes today.  How's it going?  GREAT.  Who cares?  EVERYBODY.  Why?  NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.  Something along those lines.  Got some bakery for my parents today.  BROWNIE for the Mother.  She LOVED IT.  Was a BIG HIT.  SHE'LL REMEMBER THIS BROWNIE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.  Got my Dad two chocolate dot cookies.  Didn't eat em yet.  He's got some pleasurable desserts in store though!  He enjoyed the price on 'em though!  Nice solid 2 dollar cookies they are.  Not $2.50 or anything.  A MERE TWO DOLLARS.  It was a GOOD BAKERY PURCHASE.  A GOOD DAY all in all one might extrapolate.
    Penpenultimate paragraph.  Brilliant.  Finally put in Super Market order.  We're talkin' I got four or five DISHES for myself to have as Dinners.  That should be a blast and a half.  Perhaps just a blast.  We'll cross the, "A Half," bridge when we get there.  Hmm.  Cop and A Half.  That was a good movie.  You would THINK the A HALF would be the kid because he's HALF the size and even LESS THAN HALF The age.  But maybe THE HALF is the Burt Reynolds because he takes Being A Cop HALF AS SERIOUSLY.  Let's Talk About It.  Now it's your turn to contribute to the conversation.  Anyway.  What are the odds Random Other Person has seen Cop & a Half?  I don't know!  That's THEIR business, not mine.  In the meantime though halfway through the act.  Guess I gotta deal with Super Market delivery tomorrow morning.  Good!  Great!  More accurately GUESS THE SUPER MARKET DELIVERY HAS GOT TO DEAL WITH ME.
    Penultimate paragraph.  Idiot.  Anyway.  What was I talking about.  Lost track of when I put Hot Pocket in oven.  Musta been around The Late 6:30's.  Let's say I take it out of oven around 7:30.  That should be fun.  I'll eat it for a solid Several Minutes.  That will go over well with my digestive system.  Then who knows what kind of wonders the rest of the night will have in store for me.  My guess is Several More Television Programs Followed my Mildly Deep Sleep.  TOMORROW then.  Should be a good Tomorrow.  Probably pretty Close To Today.  This Is Great.  I'm happy with it.  Or maybe I'm not!  I'm allowed to be displeased with myself.  That'll happen now and again and perhaps even almost all of the time.  So that's pretty good.  Hey the paragraph is just about over.  Next one'll be fine.  We're due for a fine paragraph.  I think the last fine paragraph was last week.
   Good.  Let's see.  Didn't get any sandwich meats for this week.  Not sure if I'm just not in the mood for sandwiches or if I'm just too LAZY for sandwiches.  Prossibly some combibation of the two of them.  Either way GOT MORE non-sandwich-fresh-made-meals.  PASTA Type meals!  It's good.  Amazing.  I'm knocked out of the park by it.  Well what else is going on.  Gonna have about 20-22 minutes after this paragraph before I eat dinner. In that time I can accomplish several things SUCH AS anything I want.  I've narrowed it down to nothing and or next to nothing.  Not sure what next to nothing would look like.  But I'm sure I'll find out soon!  Anyway.  That's all for now.

-7:06 P.M.

Wednesday, May 3, 2023

I'm Not Here To Argue

    Hey friends.  Time to write some paragraphs.  That'll get me started.  10:28 AM.  That'll get me started.  May thirt.  Did therapy appointmen earlier.  Went okay.  I talked to the lady in the screen.  Seemed to be pleased with me.  Myself.  Lady too.  She seemed to be pleased with herself.  And I WAS PLEASED WITH.  Basically Pleasantness was in all directions.  I guess it was a successful meeting then.  Might have cost me fifteen dollars.  For years these appointments cost me 15 dollars.  Then they were free.  Might be back to fifteen dollars.  That's HEALTHCARE for you.  Anyway.  Making coffee.  Not sure I put in enough GROUNDS.  I did my best with what the coffee ground can had to offer.  We'll see how it tastes ultimately when I pour the coffee it produces.  I'll drink the coffee I made for myself.  It'll be okay.  I win.  My coffee tastes fine.  Somewhere between drinking water and chewing coffee grounds.  Great.
   Anyway.  Speculation Baseball team slipping a bit yesterday.  Not so proud about it anymore.  Feels like I don't wanna talk about it anymore!  I guess that's how it goes when you're not winning.  Go figure.  Mets game was postponed yesterday due to rain.  AGAIN.  In a whole new city.  No longer rain in New York.  Rain in Detriot.  Didn't know it rains in Detroit.  Should have known though.  Eminem wears the sweatshirt jacket all the time with the hood.  DEAD GIVEAWAY.  Obivously he's prepared at all time for rain.  HE KNOWS WHAT'S UP.  So go figure.  Mets playing any sort of Double header today.  Let's see.  Yeah!  They are!  Wonder if I'll watch that on televisio set.  My guess is I will not.  Then again my second guess is I will not.  Then again I'm not gonna guess anymore.  I'm all tuckered out.  Just like Fox News.  I feel like I'm still within the window of time I can make that joke.  JUST Made it I think.  Right?  Anyway.  Time to get some coffee.
   Coffee is great.  It's okay.  There's nothing wrong with it.  It tastes like coffee.  Maybe more watery but I like water.  We could all use a little bit more water in our life.  Why do I have to speak for other people.  I could use more water in my life.  Just stick with that.  ANYWAY.  Wednesday.  Gotta start adding things.  To Super.  Marker or Market order.  Not sure whether to say Marker or Market.  Pretty sure I don't wanna say Marker.  How long have I been saying Marker.  Is it more than a month?  I think it's been 3-4 weeks.  Short enough a period of time I cango back to Market and no one would bat an eye.  Anyway.  Don't need to get any sodae.  That would make parents bat an aye.  Might be a red flag.  Confuse em.  What's up with my life that I went from 20 Soda to 0 Soda.  JUST drinking 98.878% less soda!  Who knows why.  It's a good thing.  We'll talk it out and then we'll move on with our lives.
   Fourth paragraph.  How did Walk I go.  Okay.  That's all behind me now.  Got Act I!  Then delightful Walk II to go.  Should be a good one!  Considering WHAT CAN I DO to enjoy a Music Walk.  I like music.  Must be a way I can CRACK THE CODE to find a way to enjoy a Music Walk.  MUST BE A WAY I can BREAK TEH RUBICS CUBE and enjoy Some Music Walk.  What to listen to.  First thought is get off my back about it.  Well I guess I'll keep thinking about it privately.  What am I getting from the Super Market.  Fresh Meals for lunch and/or Possibly Exclusively Dinners as well as Deli Meat.  Or just Meat Meat.  Whatever you wanna call it.  It's sliced meat!  No exclusive turkey anymore.  Gonna share the turkey parents get.  Possibly get exclusive salami.  Maybe some exclusive ham.  That could be it.  I'll have to continue thinking about it privately.  Gotta continue thinking about a lot of things privately.  Oh well Nature Of The beast.
    Fifth paragraph.  How long do I have to write next six paragraphs.  Let's say up to six paragraphs.  Let's say up to an hour.  Got no meals left from Super Market.  Got STUFF left.  Nothing I have to eat.  Got deliveries I can make.  Or accept.  Not I can MAKE.  I guess I can make some deliveries.  Lemme think about that.  What deliveries can I make.  Not sure I can arrange any deliveries that anyone would want within the next 13 hours.  Not off the top of my head.  Either way Jerk proposed a trade to me in Speculation Baseball.  Terrible offer.  Not worth considering at all.  I rejected the offer without even looking at the guy's he offered me' stats.  Didn't need to see them stats.  I knew based on the the little I knew about the players that this wasn't a fair trade.  I don't know a lot about baseball.  I know enough!  This trade was not up my alley. 
   Halfway through the act.  The important thing is HALFWAY THROUGH THE ACT.  Like I said!  What music can I listen to on walk.  What was the last thing I enjoyed listening to.  Oh right CASTAWAY.  SILENCE.  The silence movie.  Checks out.  Green Day has a song called Castaway.  Maybe I'd like that song.  Better Look into that one.  Could be worth a shot.  Can't be much worse than nothing. Could be a lot worse than nothing.  I dunno!  Don't need to make any rash decisions!  What does RASH mean.  Rash O Mon.  Oh. Japanese word meaning The First Syllable.  Gotcha.  Well anyway.  Kinda don't tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth to therapists.  Don't withold terrible truths from them.  No telling, "THE BIG LIES."  But if I drink 3 beers some nights and she asks, "So you just drink 1 or 2 beers every night?" for simplicities sake I'll just say, "Yeah!"  That sort of thing.  Just keep things moving!  Nothign wrong there.
   Seventh paragraph.  Was there a draft of Cast Away where Wilson talked.  My guess is the first draft was entirely told from Wilson's poitn of view.  That's how I would have written it.  How would Wilson know what happened before He's Cast Away and AFter.  Because Tom Hanks told him what happened before.  How could he know what happens AFTER he's Cast Away.  He finds out because he's looking down From Heaven.  Not sure I'm happy about that either.  Okay he doesn't know what happens AFTER Tom Hanks is Cast Away.  WE THE AUDIENCE just find out in a prologue.  That's better.  Is that what a prologue is.  That might be the opposite of a prologue.  Better LTURQ.  Yeah.  That's the epilogue.  What else is going on.  To Wilson TOM HANKS is the imaginary person.  Whatever.  How many awards was Castaway nominated for.  SIX?  Eight?  Eleven? Hard to say exactly.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Well great I'm almost done with the act.  Move on to the next period of my life.  Hey.  HOW MANY PERIODS OF LIFE IS A DAY.  I never thought about it that way.  Current life.  Dangit that's a lot of things to count.  Not sure I'm ready for all that counting.  Probably around 20 things.  Six walks, 3 acts, shower, periods of time between walks, eating...  20!  Overall 20 things.  And ya split up time between walks and eating in terms of What Ya Do.  ya do 20 things in a day.  20 cigarettes in a pack.  20 things in a day.  Wonderful.  That's today for ya.  Hey 20 Things Is Better Than Nothing.  BY 20.  That's A SHIT LOAD.  Looks like parents figured out new electric tea kettle.  Gonna need to figure out how that works.  My guess is I can figure out how it works within a period of 60-135 seconds.  Could it be less than 60 seconds?  Let's not push it! 
   Penultimate paragraph.  How's the weather outside today.  Gonna guess some sun in the sky.  Some clouds!  Is there ever No Cloud.  Gotta imagine sometime JUST NO CLOUD.  Better LTURQ.  Google EVER JUST NO CLOUD?  I dunno.  How come Rolling Stones don't want people on their cloud.  Really make a point to get people off their cloud.  Clouds pretty big.  Seems like we can share clouds.  I mean.  I get it.  People should get their own cloud.  Or stay on land.  Live in a cave, underwater, out in space,   whatever ya want.  Makes sense.  Hmm. I dunno what kind of strange geographical anomaly I want to live in.  That's a tough one.  Possibly in fault lines.  Geographical faultlines.  Either that or a house or apartment.  Hard to say exactly.  What else is up.  Got next therapy appointment set up for five weeks.  That's like the normal four weeks but one extra week.  Guess I'm just doing Super Okay.  Also she was booked up for four weeks from today.  Guess I'm just doing Super Okay.  It's nice to have some validation in the form of Her Being Booked Up Four Weeks From Today.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Anyway.  How long do I got to write this act.  Plenty of time.  Which is good!  The more time I have... the... you get the idea.  Got some regular doctor check up coming up. I forget what day it is.  Either next week or week after next week.  Could be either week.  Could be any day of the week!  I think it's an EVEN day of the month.  I think it's an EVEN day of the week.  Tuesdays and Thursdays are EVEN Week Days.  Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays are ODD Week Days.  I'm not sure what that means.  But it FEELS ACCURATE?  I think.  Monday is First Week Day.  Right?  THIS FEELS ACCURATE TO YOU AS WELL?  1/3/5 weekdays.  Monday/Wed/Fry.  Those are ODD.  That's how I feel.  TUES/THURS.  Days 2/4.  THOSE ARE EVEN.  ALSO TUES=Two in homonym.  TWO IS EVEN.  TUES is EVEN and thus THURS by extension is EVEN.  Making MON/WED/FRI ODD.  Odd week days and even week days.  Wonderful.  Time for a walk.  See ya soon.

what should we do instead

    Hey friends.  Got back from walk.  Silence walk.  I think.  Hard to tell.  Lotta noise in my head.  Remember there being silence at one point or another though.  Not really.  Don't really remember ANY silence.  Kind of remember logically there must have been silence at one point or another though.  ANYWAY I think I'm gonna put in order for Super Market at some point before this act is over.  Perhaps even As Soon As Before This Sentence STARTS.  Well taht's impossible.  But before THIS SNETNECE ENDS.  Well that's impossible.  But before the next sentence begins.  Internet working slowly.  Not happy with speed of internet right now.  Gonna come back to this later.  Anyway.  What kinda Television I got to watch today.  What did I leave off at last night.  Gotta figure I Can't Remember.  Must have been something crappy.  That sounds accurate.  Could have been something terrible.  Well that's great.  Leaves me in a good spot going into today afternoon.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Anyway.  Been seeing this therapist for a long time.  Not continously.  Roughly 15 minutes a month.  For close to 15 years!  Been a long time.  Guess I'll be seeing her until one of us dies.  Probably her.  She's roughly Oh I Don't Know 18 years older than me.  If I had to guess.  Anyway.  Pleasant person enough!  Don't really know her intimately.  NEVER has revealed anything about her personal life to me in all of the 15 years.  I know NOTHING about her. Is that normal?  Feels like over that amount of time she should be opening up to me SOMEWHAT.  Hmm.  I guess therapist is just a private person.  Her just to be my therapist.  Not reciprocal activity.  Hmm.  It's on me to ask her questions about herself though.  I think she has a family.  Probably knows one or two people intimately.  Probably lives somewhere besides her office at hospital.  Probably sometimes spends time out of her chair.  I bet she has patients besides me and the two other people who precede me and follow me.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Wonderful.  ONE person who precedes me.  ONE person who follows me.  Maybe another person precedes the person who precedes me and vice versa. Not sure even about that.  I guess anything is possible.  I can't contemplate that much beyond myself.  What else.  Running out of time to finish this act.  Not sure why.  Twenty five minutes though.  That's the world I live in.  Not sure why.  Twenty five minutes though.  Got some shirts on hangers.  Not sure why my Mom went out of her way to put my laundry on hangers for me, but she did, and I guess I'm grateful.  Still kinda weird.  Last few days I go to dryer to get a shirt and I'm reminded they're on hangers in my room.  Strange.  Also now kinda feels like I owe my mom a favor.  I don't like that sort of situation.  What does my Mom want in return.  Possibly unconditional love.  Well great she already has that.  I can't give it anymore.  IN THEORY.  Maybe in practice I COULD TRY.  But not sure would I could muster up.  She'd probably be okay with me not trying.  She'll take what she can get!  WHAT A WOMAN.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Well that's good.  Now we're down to twenty minutes.  Sounds like we lost five minutes tehre.  And what did we accomplish?  Hardly anything.  A MERE SEVEN OR TEN SENTENCES.  What's it worth.  HALF A PARAGRAPH.  IN OTHER WORDS HARDLY ANYTHING.  Anyway.  How's it going.  Three lines in on the webpage.  That's how I measure paragraphs usually.  Not sentences.  HOW IT APPEARS on the screen in LINES.  YOU KNOW LINES.  What's a normal paragraph in LIENS.  Six to 12 or so.  HEY TIS IS THE FIFTH LINE.  So that's pretty good.   What does lien mean.  Feels like I'll know what it means after I look it up.  Let's see.  Ah.  I do know what it means after looking it up.  Very interesting.  Good word to know.  Well this paragraph is over.  Time to move on to the last paragraph of the daytime.
   Okay!  Read every other word in the definition.  I THINK I got the idea.  More or less.  What else is up.  Down to 12 minutes to go for the act.  In PRACTICE I really got 15 minutes left.  But by the OLD estimations it's 12.  But let's actually bump it back up to 15.. WAIT NO.  Minute change.  Now it's 14.  Anyway.  The point is.  The paragraph.  Goes on.  Dad got nurse coming on the weekend.  Sunday!  The LORDS day.  Feels like the Lord had a day Last Weekend.  What's up with that.  I don't know but I guess he's got another one coming soon.  I dunno about SOON.  Five or so days.  Let's see.  What's today.  Wednesday.  I dunno if I can count that far.  I'm gonna say four days.  FOUR DAYS IT IS.  Yep.  All checks out.  Well that's it for now I guess.  I'll see ya tonight.

I Have Nothing To Say To You

    Apparently I have things to say.  To... YOU!  Not happy you're reading this.  Seems like you should be in bed.  Past your bedtime.  I don't care what time it is.  YOU SHOULD BE IN BED.  I'm assuming you're a child.  If you're Let's Say Seventeen Or Older READ ON. It might get a bit raunchy though.  Hope not.  I don't wanna have my License revoked.  POETIC License.  It's important.  The important thing is I actually didn't eat dinner yet.  I am going to eat it now.  It's Pizzaria Pizza.  I like the sound of that.  It's called alliteration.  Alliteration got some letter allitration in it.  LL.  Ya don't Hear it when you say it but you see it when ya type it.  All it means is who cares.  Eating me that pizza.  Got five walks in.  Do I realy wanna take a sixth walk tonight?  I dunno!  I don't think that I do!  What would it accompish?  Get the blood flowing.  Blood is already flowing.  The hematology circuit is IN FULL EFFECT.  Nothing wrong there.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Just realized I'm writing this act without an external keyboard again.  Great!  Life throws you all kinds of surprises.  Positive surprises.  Like that song no surprises.  That was a good one.  Didn't see that one coming.  AND can we talk about CREEP?  I can't get enough of it! WHAT A CHARMING SONG.  I remember hearing it as a little boy and I wished I could MEET Creep.  Well that's good.  Got another e-mail inviting me to join a stand-up comedy class.  Pretty sure they just want to profit from me taking the course and don't actually think I could have a career in comedy.  I doubt they think that the thousands of people who take their classes over the years will make careers in comedy AT ALL.  Oh well on the bright side it's probably not Tens Of Thousands Of People.  Maybe if we're talking 20+ years.  If we count the years as 20+ years of comedy class scams then YES maybe it's tens of thousands of peoples who been defrauded.
    Defrauded is a strong word.  Yes I thought so too.  Thanks for complimenting my word choice.  Three paragraphs to go.  Almost done.  Three paragraphs is not almost done.  IT IS TO ME.  Started using paper plates here at the house hold.  Not 100% sure why.  I think it was explained to me.  Didn't really register.  I know months ago dishwasher stopped working.  But we kept using I wanna say Ceramic Plates up until now.  NO LONGER now it's Paper Plates.  Feels like that's going Backwards in life.  You wanna be progressing in life from Paper to Ceramics.  Not from ceramics to paper.  Well I guess you take what life throws your way!  Or dodge it.  Or bat it away somehow.  Or try to WISH IT AWAY into the fields before it hits you.  Whatever I was talking about I forget.  Important thing is I Forget that too.  Important thing is If It Was Important I'd Have Remembered.
    Two paragraphs to go.  Watching some more Tales In the Crypt tonight.  Been enjoying that today.  Can't say for sure why.  Might be the dialogue or the plots.  Can't say I care much for the settings and scenary.  Characters have been so-so.  Television on the whole has been a very suitable conduit for entertainment FOR NOW.  That's been MY experience for TODAY.  THAT'S WEDNESDAY for ya.  This one at least.  Can't speak for all Wednesdays.  Who can.  Today is Wednesday is it not.  It is.  So that's good. ... ...  Sure is.  Finished my pizzaria pizza several liens ago.  Didn't think to tell you about it because I was so caught up in talking about... let's see, what was it... SETTINGS AND SCENARY.  Wonderful.  What a collosal waist of my time.  Very well. One Paragraph left to go.  See if we can somehow UNDO the previous Wasting Of Time by WASTING MORE TIME. DOES THAT EVER WORK. I feel like 1 out of 10 times that works.  Try to make up for wasted time by wasting more time.  YEAH.
    YEAH.  Well gonna start beer #1.  That'll get the ball rolling.  Works for me.  What do I got in store for tomorrow.  Star Wars Day.  George Lucas I believe is turning 1,000 Years Old.  Which is good because he gets a Free Medium Fries on his Millionth Birthday.  Anyway.  How am I doing in IMagination Baseball today?  You don't want to know!  ACCURACY.  The important thing is YOU DO WANT TO KNOW.  I BRING IT UP SO NATURALLY YOU WANT TO KNOW.  IF I BROUGHT IT UP NATURALLY YOU'LL WANT THE THOUGHT TO BE COMPLETED.  THAT'S HOW THINGS WORK.  The bad news is VERY POORLY.  Quite poorly.  I have two home-runs today but besides that NOT MUCH TO SPEAK OF.  "I," don't have two home-runs.  Andrew McCutchen and Michael Harris The Second have them ON BEHALF OF ME.  So that's good of them.  That's mostly all I got going on today.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

8:06 P.M.

Tuesday, May 2, 2023

Ready To Write Some Crazy And/or Sheet

    Hi.  Possibly Crazy AND THEN Sheet.  Probably gonna Lead Off with some crazy, follow with some Sheet, and then close out with a WHOLE LOT of crazy.  Sheet is gonna end up being an afterthought.  Afterthought sounds like it's a word that means opposite of what it means.  After-thought SHOULD mean of it's the Last Thing You Think.  It's your AFTER Thought. It's the Thought You're Left With.  NOPE.  It's the thing YOU NEVER END UP LEFT WITH THINKING.  Totally beyond what you care about thinking.  Makes sense.  Anyway.  10:20 AM!  Got back from Walk I.  Tried listening to some music.  Figured Them Beatles wouldn't be abrasive.  I WAS WRONG.  Luckily the internet music endeavor crapped out 1.5 songs in WHEW.  Things were getting pretty abrasive.  Should figure out a synonym for abrasive.  That's be pretty abrasive.  Genius.
   Second paragraph.  Ended up eating only a few pieces of sushi last night.  Just couldn't stomach it.  Threw out the rest wrapped up in a couple of paper towels.  Probably should wrap it up more nicely.  Don't want bugs to get it.  Why would i want to feed bugs.  They're SUB-animals.  Like animals but less cute and cudddly.  No good to ME.  No good to ANYONE.  Anyway.  Probably had a little bit of eating over night.  Had a black adnd white cookie for breakfast.  A DND.  What is this Dungeons and or Dragons.  Anyway.  Am I crossing a Picket Fence by writing this website.  I Feel like NO because This Is Not TV It's HBO.  If it was TV though WOULD NOT BE WRITING TIS.  I stand with THE WRITERS.  I will say this EVERY PARAGRAPH to make my point clear.  No I won't.  IT'S SERIOUS BUSINESS.  I DON'T TAKE IT LIGHTLY.  MEANS LIVELIHOODS ARE AT STAKE. OTHER PEOPLE DON'T LIEV OFF THEIR PARENTS.  THIS IS GROWN UP TALK LITTLE BOY.  I think I'll go get my coffee now.
   Sure!  What the Hell IS Grown Up Talk.  I TOPPED OUT at FreshMan Year College Talk.  Pretty much that's where I left off.  That's kind of a stretch.  I can speak at about 15-16 year old talk FLUENTLY.  COMFORTABLE IN THAT RANGE.  So if you wanna conversate with me at that level we're not gonna have a problem.  Huh.  You can always talk DOWN to me.  Not gonna be pleasant for either of us.  I guess that's what we're left with.  Anyway a quarter into the act!  Not sure what to do with TODAY.  As far as I can tell Try to live it.  The best as which my current faculties allow.  Anyway I dunno.  What meals I got left from weekly super market.  Guess we're down to vegetable burger!  Good.  Gotta put that in the oven ahead of time.  Gonna have to plan that ahead of time.  Good.  Gotta be an adult to think about dinner ahead of time.  What AGE Requirement do you have to be to plan a vegetable burger.  WHAT AGE IS THAT.  I'M GONNA SAY... NINETEEN.  Nineteen year old is Vegetable Burger.  Obviously a younger person CAN vigure it out.  NORMALLY WOULDN'T HAVE TO.
   Fourth paragraph.  I think back to PAST life.  First time in my life I had to, "Cook," Daily Dinners for myself was when I was 19!  That's where that calculations came from.  Huh.  Writers on strike huh.  They're more than writers.  They're heroes.  Also they're more than heroes.  They're some step above heroes.  THEY"RE GODS.  What else is up.  Not sure GODS are above heroes.  Heroes are good.  No BAD Heores, right?  Hmm.  DOES hero necessarily Imply Goodness?  Does GOD necessarily imply Goodness.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Feels like that's a 19 year old activity too.  Looking into Stuff Like That.  WHEN I WAS 19 I'd look into stuff like that ON WIKIPEDIA.  Because I was THIRSTY for knowledge.  The point is WHEN I WAS 19 I COULD ACCOMPLISH A LOT.  Except for TALKING.  I had topped out at that AT EIGHTEEN.  Nineteen was other things.  GO FIGURE ABOUT THAT ONE.
    Fifth paragraph.  Makes sense.  18 I topped out socially.  19 I topped out personally.  THEN everything Went Every Which Way But Loose.  Hmm.  Topped off CREATIVELY though during those years. Wrote some good songs at some point.  Wrote some good website at some point.  Topped off ACADEMICALLY during those years as well!  Took classes and graduated at some point!  Topped off PERFORMATIVELY.  Played a lot of open mics and played one or two shows!  Took comedy class and did a comedy open mic!  IT WAS MEDIOCRE.  I DID LOTS OF GREAT MEDIOCRE STUFF.  LIKE THREE.  THREE FINE MEDIOCRE STUFF.  NOTHIN LATELY.  Well I convinced myself.  It's been a fine mediocre life charles brown.  Now it's time FOR MAY.  Gonna be a FINE MAY.  Never seen any Charles Brown.  Seen STILLS.  Probably seen 10-15 second clips.  Never seen an episode of Cahrlie Brown. For all I know doesn't even exist.  I know there's a thing with a football.  ALWAYS THE THING WITH A FOOTBALL.  What a reference!
   Halfway through the act.  Got therapy appointment tomorrow morning.  The time of it will be revealed to me in due time.  I'm gonna say NOW.  9:00 AM.  Oh okay that's a good time.  Anyway.  Nice Beatles song and a half I listened to on the walk.  ABRASIVE A LITTLE BIT but that's the Beatles for ya.  They're well known for being a very abrasive band.  COMES WITH THE TERRITORY.  Mets game tonight at 6:40 PM.  I bet they win and/or lose their baseball game.  UGH.  I bet Charlie Brown says UGH.  I can DEFINITELY picture him saying UGH.  FOR REAL.  I think he says UGH.  Lemme LTURQ.  Google CHARLIE BROWN UGH.  Oh he goes AAUGH.  Pretty close.  A little TOO CLOSE.  A little SCARY how close I was.  Now I'm CONCERNED that I knew it too much.  WHY DID I KNOW THAT.  And DON'T SAY BECAUSE IT"S IN TEH ZEITGEIST.
   Seventh paragraph.  I THINK in The Rick Rubin/Paul McCartney mini-series Paul McCartney said something like before our band nobody used the word Beetles now everybody uses it.  He said something like that.  Obviously NOT THAT.  That would be crazy.  He didn't invent the word beetle.  But it sounded like that's what he said.  Anyway.  Had three beers last night.  Not sure how many I have left now.  Probably five.  I'd guess it's five.  That's where the phrase, "Probably Five," comes from.  Gonna have to buy some beer later on in the week.  Three and a half paragraph to go.  You know how that goes.  Ya write three and a half paragraphs.  Nonsense. Makes no difference.  People don't care one way or another.  It's not gonna be good either way.  You can't win so you can't lose either.  It's wonderful!  Hey just had a good idea.  In middle of the day TRY SOME ROCKSMITH.  Sounds scary. SCARY PRODUCTIVE.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Could try to listen to music on Walk II. COULD TRY NOT TO.  Whatever I do I will succeed at.  But whatever I do MAY also be the wrong decision.  I'll have to live with that FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.  Oh well what can ya do ya make a choice and live with it.  For the rest of your live.  Make my choice right now I think.  Might as well.  NO MUSIC.  Oh okay GREAT SOUNDS GOOD.  Moving on.  Two and a half paragraphs to go.  Sounds like... wait... no... DID IT JUST START RAINING.  It may have just started raining.  I may have to stick my head outside the window to see if I can taste some rain.  Lemme LTURQ.  Huh.  Can't really stick my head out the window.  Screen protecting the window.  Alarm screen.  But it sounds like rain.  Either way don't sound like a hard rain.  What.  THIS PARAGRAPH.  IT'S.  WORSE.. THAN EVEN THE OTHER PARAGRAPHS.  Not sure how that development happened.  Either way what's done is done!
   Penultimate paragraph.  Internet got any opinion on Current Weather?  Internet has it Not Raining and raining for a few minutes in a little bit.  Good I'm glad it means not much to me but good news.  Take normal walks and everything because it doesn't effect my life negatively.  How bad is lag gonna be with Rocksmith.  Gonna guess there will still be some lag.  Maybe it'll be relatively small.  Small enough I can work with it.  Oh well live and learn.  Ya gotta learn guitar somehow.  And if it's Powering Playing Guitar Through Lag... then that's just the way the universe wants me to learn guitar.  Right?  It's one way to do it!  It can be done!  IT CAN BE DONE is what Stephen King said TO MOTIVATE HIMSELF when writing his novel.  Which one?  Lots of references to choose from.  He literally wrote SEVERAL of them.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Can't listen to music on Walk II even if I wanted to.  No un-abrasive music.  Music by it's very nature is abrasive.  It's designed that way innately!  Huh.  Not sure that's accurate.  Gonna have to look into that one.  The important thing is We'll See How I Feel Today with ROCKSMITH.  Gotta imagine if I start SMALL AND SLOW it'll be okay.  One small piece at a time!  LESSON BY LESSON.  Song by song.  Don't bite off more than I can chomp down on.  Maybe don't even Chomp Down at all.  What's a less extreme version of a Chomp.  Hmm.  Bite.  YEAH.  BITE.  Something along those lines sounds right.  So I'm supposed to Not Bite Off More Than I Can Bite.  Off the top of my head sure that sounds about right.  I can LURQ some other synonym for Chomp.  HEY one of Rocksmith songs is We Are the Chompions.  Sounds like an abrasive song.  Maybe don't start with that one.  Either way.  Don't bite off more than you can eat.  Oh okay that's a good one.  I forget why I cared though.  That was a long time ago when I first started caring.  Oh right.  Start small with Rocksmith.  Don't bite off mor...  I REMEMBER NOW.  Not sure where to start.  LESSONS I guess.  Rocksmith got some LESSONS you can take.  Just DO IT.  WHY NOT TRUST SNEAKER ADVERTISEMENT.  It really couldn't hurt that much more than the pain of mere regular existence.  Anyway I'll See ya in a little bit.

that's the kind of thing i do indefinitely

    Hey friends.  I guess I just took a silence walk.  Seems like it was mostly silent.  Not a lot of people running into me and saying HELLO.  Good.  Got no time for Strangers.  I think that was a Horror movie.  PROBABLY about Strangers making themselves into Villians and thus Something More Than Strangers.  Something WORSE.  Scary stuff.  Anyway.  Wrote a stanza.  Go figure.  Thinking about guitar.  ya write a stanza.  USELESS.  Not a song stanza.  But it rhymed and was relevant to me.  A LIFE STANZA FOR MYSELF.  Go figure. Not gonna start thinking I'm going back into music.  One Rocksmith Lag Lesson at a time.  That's how I operate.  Just to keep myself going MayDay by MayDay.  Probably.  That's how I feel PostRealMaydAy.  This exact Right Now Moment.  That Thing.  Gonna have a lot to think about before I get to Rocksmith.  What to put on Television PRE-Rocksmith.  How to get to Rocksmith once I'm stuck on Television.  This is gonna be a very tough day.  I've got my work cut out for me.  Well we'll see what happens.
   Four paragarphs togo.  Togo used to be a sandwich shop that was combined with Dunkin Donuts.  It was DriveThru.  Stopped there on the way back from The High School.  Get a sandwich.  That was the premise of that.  Wow what a great moment of my life.  Probably did it a dozen times.  What kind of sandwiches did I get?  Off the top of my head?  Chicken!  I can't imagine what else it would have been.  Couldn't have been anything else I'm strugglign to think of.  Must have been chicken then.  That settles that.  Maybe if I google what kind of sandwiches are there I'd be reminded of other kinds of sandwiches.  Feels like maybe I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PULL other kinds of sandwiches.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Off the top of my head that's a little too complicated for me.  Right now I can think of CHICKEN, hamburger, roast beef... Trying to figure out another sandwich.  Looking EVERYWHERE for inspiration.  Oh well.  Can't force what isn't there.  That's that.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Lettuce is a topping for sandwiches.  I feel like that might be relevant to this discussion.  WELL maybe tonight I'll be ready with 2 dozen sandwich ideas.  The important thing is I accomplish Productivity in the middle of the day.  THAT'S PLAUSIBLE.  Santa Plausible.  Maybe continue watching some Tales From That Crypt.  STARTED BACK AROUND WIT TAHT lately.  Going... INTERESTINGLY.  Really FASCINATING to see them this time around.  GOTTA SAY the episodes are striking a different chord this time around.  Possibly a variation of C#.  Lemme see what the chord is called exactly.  Lemme LTURQ.  AH looking things up is too complicated.  JUST KNOW IT's A VERY SLIGHT variation of C#.  ALSO IT'S NOT C#.  CAUSE THE GUITAR IS TUNED DOWN.  BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.  I GUESS IT'S... WHAT... EITHER A C OR A D.  Lemme crunch the numbers.  It's a C.  PRETTY CURE now it's a C in real life.
   Penultimate paragraph.  What was I talking about.  Oh.  A CHORD.  A CHORD I LIKE.  BRILLIANT.  Anyway not really a huge fan of the chord.  I don't like it.  Just played it a couple of days ago. TODAY I haven't picked up guitar yet.  Don't know what it sounds like because WHAT CRAZY KIND OF MUSICIAN CAN IMAGINE CHORDS OR NOTES IN THEIR MIND.  But it's still on my radar in terms of I Remember It Was That Chord though.  Either way I'LL BE OVER IT THIS AFTERNOON with NEW LESSON UPON LESSON.  Gotta imagine I'm aiming for half a dozen Lesson.  In my head that's what I'll accomplish.  Could be way off.  That's what I'm imagining though.  Half a dozen Rocksmith Lesson.  Seems santa claustible.  I'm pretty claustrophobic.  Always scared of getting stuck in tight spaces.  What's the tightest space I'm scared I can get stuck in.  I dunno.  What's the tightest space ya got. 
   Lastparagraph.  Wonderful.  Guess I play Rocksmith in middle part of day.  NOT PRE Walk IV but POST Walk IV!  PRE WALK V but not POST Walk V.  YES it all matters and it all makes a difference.  Gonna learn all the lessons real good.  Maybe start from LESSON ONE even if I learnt it in the past.  START WITH THE BASICS.  Is it possible the beginners lessons will be too abrasive?  I haven't considered that but now that I consider it YES there is a 40% chance they will be.  Guess I'll find out.  The point is it will help me kill time in a productionive way.  That's all ya can hope for in life.  Either that or something else.  Not sure I've figured out what you can hope for in life yet.  Possibly try to figure that out soon.  OR just learn how to FRET the guitar.  BACK TO BASICS.  I'll be back tonight I guess.

Nah I'm Not Gonna Do That

    Can't find the thing.  Rocksmith DVD CDROM.  NOWHERE TO BE FOUND in my room.  Sorry Self.  It's just not in the cards for me.  Stuck with This And Only This for I wanna say Possibly three decades.  Should I take the OVER or UNDER on three decades.  Tough one.  Think I'm gonna take the UNDER.  I'll be doing this for less than three more decades.  Feels like the last three sentences has been More Than Three Decades aLONE aLREADY am I RIGHT.  Probably.  That's my Main Motivation for saying it.  Anyway got some beer going on.  Gonna be having vegtable burger in store for about 45 minutes.  I probably ate something earlier in the day, too.  Not sure I did!  I Dont Think I did!  But I did take Six Walks.  That's kind of like eating something.  In the sense that It is also An Activity.  Hmm.  Watched some TV. Probably some stuff.  Good Things.  Stuff you'd be Proud Of Me for watching.  You bet. 
   METs game is going on right now.  They're playing their opponents.  Probably.  Not playing WITH their opponents.  That's not how baseball works AT ALL.  WHO WOULD WIN it'd be pointless.  Well anyway.  Got some good Tales In The Crypt Groove going on.  Some of it GOING ON RIGHT NOW.  CUTTING CARDS is on the television as we speak.  They're talking about GAMBLING and THE LOSER HAS TO LEAVE TOWN.  They really don't like each other.  Not sure why not.  Seen this episode a hundred times and it hasn't made sense to me yet.  They have so much in common!  They're professional and/or semi-professional gamblers.  BUT with different personalities!  What's the problem.  MAKE FRIENDS with people with different personalities.  IT'S GREAT.  IT'S LIKE THEY'RE LIKE YOU BUT TOTALLY DIFFERENT.  LOTS OF FUN TO BE HAD.  Or if not that JUST DON'T GAMBLE WITH THEM.  Just LEAVE THE ROOM.  Gamble with someone else.  YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE THE OTHER PERSON LEAVE TOWN.  THIS ISN'T DIFFICULT.
   Three paragraphs to go.  What's going on.  Whose gambling with what.  Where can I get in on this action.  You konw that sort of thing.  I don't NEED to get in on this action.  I'm not a compulsive gambler.  HOWEVER I DID use to gamble a lot.  Play poker.  NOT COMPULSIVELY.  Just MANY HOURS A DAY RESPONSIBLY.  It's not COMPULSIVE if you do it RESPONSIBLY AND WINNINGLY.  IT'S A LIFESTYLE and/or FINANCIAL DECISION.  You IDIOTS.  You know that sort of  thing.  Yeah I guess.  Well I suppose I'm gonna have this act done by Dinner Time in half an hour.  Only 2.5 paragraphs to go.  That's Half An Act as far as I'm concerned.  As far as most are concerned as far as I'm concerned.  Concerned pretty far!  As far as the eye can see.  Eye can see HALF A MILE.  I think I read that somewhere.  I read somewhere EYE CAN SEE SOME MEASUREMENT MEASURED IN A MULTIPLE OF HALVES OF MILES.  Lemme LTURQ.  Eye can see up to Three Miles.  EYE CAN SEE UP TO SIX HALVE MILES.  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
   Penultimate paragraphs.  Three Mile Island.  GREAT.  If you were there YOU COULD SEE THE ENTIRE CATASTROPHE from the same spot.  HOW CONVENIENT.  Huh.  TalesCrypt episode ended.  Might as well just finish this before I put a new one on.  This isn't close to being over.  Two paragraphs is a LIFETIME in terms of paragraphs.  Hmm.  I know paragraphs.  AND I KNOW LIFETIMES.  I've lived A SOLID PORTION of one so far.  Going okay.  Could be worse.  Possibly HallMark Channel would be better.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Am I gonna have anything with vegetable burger.  NO but I think I will have entire vegetable burger.  Which is good because it's an entire thing and it's good to eat entire things of food off the top of my head.  Anyway.  Drinking 95% less soda.  95% less anything. Except for beer.  50% more beer.  95% less anything other than beer.  This has been Drink Talk.  THE CALENDAR INSPIRED ME.
   Last paragraph of the day.  May the seconds be with you.  Sure!  Last paragraph of the day.  Sure!  Just realized I wrote this act on Laptop Keyboard instead of External Keyboard.  That's an ABERRATION.  Worked out though I guess.  Coulda been worse.  Really couldn't have been much better.  I don't know what a GOOD VERSION OF THIS WOULD LOOK LIKE.  Doesn't make sense.  How Could This Be Good.  It boggles the mind to try to picture what that would look like.  I can't do it.  But either way I can try to make it mediocre if I really wanted to.  Shoot for the stars I guess.  More or less.  Yeah.  Well wonderful I got time to wrap this up and post it to the internet and then I get to eat delicious veg-et-uh-bul burger.  How am I pronouncing the syllbls in burger.  I don't know.  Burg-er.  Great.  Happy?  I AM.  WONDERFUL.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-7:51 P.M.

Monday, May1, 2023

Sounds Like A Monday

    Hi friends.  10:18 AM.  Should be able to fit in Crap and Shit and All That Bull... hmm already said, "Crap," and, "Shit."  What else can follow, "Bull."  SNOT?  DOOHICKEY?  HOCKEY?  RICKETS?  Either way HEY new Month.  Gonna turn page on Physical Calendar NOW because I GOTTA SEE when MayDay is.  BAD NEWS there is No Such Thing Is MayDay.  Better LTURQ.  Google When Is May Day.  Google says MayDay is MAY FIRST International Workers Day.  UNION Type Day.  YEAH.  Let's celebrate it right now.  I'd like to form a union with myself Against Myself.  That'll show myself whose boss.  No one!  Either way.  Calendar is Personal Health Calendar.  This month's tip is Drink Your Way To Health.  They go on to talk about drinking fruit and vegetable juice.  But obviously the Unhealthy Mind will stop there and go GREAT PERMISSION TO ABUSE ALCOHOL BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE GOOD FOR MY HEALTH.  THANKS CALENDAR.  THIS IS TEH PERMISSION BREAK I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
    Anyway.  Pants still a little wet from Rain Activities yesterday.  Socks woulda been still too wet so I played it smart and started a new pair of socks.  Pretty ingenious little move.  Paid off big time.  Silence Walk again.  Lotta silence walks in a row.  Really needed em.  Will continue to need them for the immediate future.  Probably get back into music walks at some point in a couple of days.  I like music.  Makes me happy.  Got the chords.  Got the lyrics.  What else do you need.  Riffs.  Bass lines.  Anyway.  I'd say 60% of the time I see the word bass I still pronounce it in my head like the Fish.  BAHSS.  And I kind of like it that way.  Good to have some peccadilloes.  ON OCCASION they're not so bad.  Internet says a peccadilloes is an OFFENSE or SIN.  I thought it was just a QUIRK.  Thinking that word is pronounced differently isn't AN OFFENSE TOWARDS GOD.  Maybe it is.  If I was talking to a Bass player.  Hmm.  Never thought about it that way.  I'm gonna go get coffee now.
   Hey.  I did it.  Got coffee.  And Thought About It That Way.  Wonderful.  Gotta figure bass players have bigger fish to fry than how I pronounce bass.  Fry some bass fish.  They can call the bass fish base.  Evens out in the end.  Anyway.  Gonna go to bakery on next walk for my Dad.  This time probably for real!  Shuoldn't be too much of a hassle.  Gonna be a hassle getting the order right.  All the permutations of what to get.  Gonna have to remember ALL THE 3 or 4 THINGS.  Gonna be though to get fit it all inside my Dome Which Is What I Call My Brain.  Anyway.  Got enough TIME though.  That shouldn't be a problem.  So that's good.  What do I got going on today.  Shove yesterday.  I may have never told ya.  SHOVE in the afternoon.  Pretty good deal.  Now my face is cleaner.  ALMOST slightly more comfortable considering looking at myself in the mirror.  IT'S PLAUSIBLE.  Hmm.  Had a little bit of food over night.  Had a classic breakfast.  All that jazz.  That's not jazz.  THAT'S ROCK 'N ROLL.  Not really.  COUNTRY N WESTERN?  Not sure what WESTERN is doing in Country n Western.  What is WESTERN music.  Hmm.  Gotta be something.  I'll look into that one later on.
   Fourth paragraph.  Western music is western hempishere music if you were talking to Overall Generic Music Academic.  That's what THEY'D say.  But that's a different context.  VERY different context.  Oh hey great news.  After winning last week Speculation Baseball Battle 8-2 I AM NOW IN FIRST PLACE IN BASEBALL LEAGUE.  Four weeks in.  First place!   Not sure if you understand how competitions work but you WANT to be in first place.  That's the best you can do in competitions.  Next best is second place.  Either way you get the idea.  Hmm.  What am I gonna do today.  Anything productive.  Perhaps I can read a book.  It's possible.  I've accomplished something vaguely productive the last few days.  Not sure what I could accomplish today if not for reading some book.  Read some words.  In the order presented to me.  Sentence after sentence.  Paragraph after paragraph.  Get some solid pages together.  GUESS WHAT maybe a couple of dozen pages in a row REALLY GET IN A GROOZE.
    Fifth paragraph!  Mets are playing two baseball games today.  Because of all the games they missed over the rainfilled weekend.  Hope they don't tire themselves out.  Might be running on fumes by the end of the second game.  I'm running on fumes and it's only from me sitting here writing for 20 minutes.  LIFE IS TOUGH ALL AROUND.  So that's good.  What kinda food I got left from super marker.  Got sushi.  Got vegetable burger.  That might be it.  Lemme crunch the numbers.  I think that's it.  Lemme crunch the numbers again.  That's it.  Yep.  I'd like to crunch the numbers again but I think it'd be pointless.  Then again couldn't hurt.  Yeesh.  What do I got going on for me Television Time Wise for today.  Feels like I THINK I might have figured out a Dramatic Film to put on.  Then again now that I THINK about it some more I don't THINK I did at all.  I don't THINK I figured out a Dramatic Film to watch AT ALL.
   Halfway through the act.  HAVE THEY ever thought about doing a Castaway II: Lost In New York?  Well if not there you have it.  What else is up.  Wonder if I'll have lunch today.  Sure it's unhealthy to skip lunch but gotta imagine it's good to lose weight because of it.  Easy to imagine that now that I think about it.  Powerful easy.  Anyway.  Bakery Order gonna be complicated cause they very well may not have exactly what my father wants.  I don't like complications.  Some complications are positive.  Gotta imagine there are scenarios where things branch off into different unexpected tangents that are GOOD things.  THERE WERE COMPLICATIONS WE COULD NOT FORESEE.  GOOD COMPLICATIONS.  GO FIGURE.  The point is I forget.  Maybe put on some more DRUGS INC.  It's not my favorite Doc U Seri but there are a lot of episodes available.  HOARDERS got a lot of episodes.  That's a snooze too.  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.
   Seventh paragraph.  Four paragraphs to go.  Ideally write them in Some Amount Of Time That Exists And Is Presumably Whatever I Don't Wanna Bore You With What Amount Of Time I'm Aiming For Just Take It In Mind That It's An Amount Of Time That I'm Comfortable With In General.  Not sure Take It In Mind is a phrase.  Keep it in mind is a phrase.  Take it in mind sounds a bit off.  Hmm.  That's good.  Started a new month on the website.  OH HEY gotta update the HEADER for the month.  The thing that's the thing that's when you look at the website TAB.  Gonna say something with the word MAY.  Let's see.  May Is Good.  That's what I wrote.  May Be Good.  That's what I went with.  Not sure I'm happy with it, not sure I'm unhappy with it.  In the end pretty sure I'm unhappy with it.  But what can ya do.  STICK WITH IT ANYWAY.  What else is up.  Three paragraphs to go after this one.  That's pretty cool!  NO IT ISN'T.  Weather outside is pretty cool!  NOT BAD I GUESS.  PRETTY PLEASANT NO PROBLEM THERE.  LOW FIFTIES.
   Sure.  Hear some WIND outside.  Don't hear THAT all the time.  Maybe ONE TENTH of the time.  Pretty notable!  So that's good.  Had to wear NON-jacket I wore in rain yesterday for Walk I today.  Jacket from yesterday STILL PRETTY WET.  But that's fine because Other Jacket is just fine for today.  No big deal!  I can go from jacket to jacket without a problem!  Unless this jacket gets too wet!  Then I'm down to my third and last jacket!  And if THAT jacket gets too wet NOW I'M OUT OF JACKETS.  Only three jackets!  THERE IS A FINITE AMOUNT OF JACKETS I HAVE.  At SOME point I WILL run out.  But for now I'm okay.  Let's see what team am I facing in Speculation Baseball this week.  cbowens393's Tip-Top Team.  This person is right behind me tied in second place.  Very interesting.  Let's take a look at his tip-top players.  Got some Max Muncy and Cody Bellinger!  Gotta look out for those players.  Could cause some damage.
   Penultimate paragraph.  I'm assuming it's not Bowen Yang I'm facing.  Can't say for certain though.  Where would the, "C," or, "393," mean to him if it were.  Hmm.  We can only wonder.  That's why they call it SPECULATION Baseball!  Two paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  I don't think I'm facing Bowen Yang in Fantasy Baseball.  If I WAS I'd adjust my Weekly Strategy accordingly.   I'm gonna say I'M NOT and adjust my strategy THUSLY.  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.  What else is going on.  Pretty good morning I got going on today.  Pretty pleasant and everything.  Nothing terrible has happened yet.  Still got fourty five minutes until noon though.  And to be fair the morning can go on until 1 PM or so if you wanna definine Morning Loosely.  Which you don't.  I don't.  The important thing is we're on the same page on whether we're defining morning loosely and I'M NOT so YOU"RE NOT EITHER.  GOOD LET'S MOVE ON THEN.
   Last paragraph of the act.  MAY DAY.  Unions gotta stick together.  I am not in a union.  I support union.  In theory.  I'd be their friends.  They'd wanna be my friend.  Not literal friend.  They'd appreciate my moral support.  Probably wouldn't wanna be my Literal Friend.  Don't wanna HANG OUT WITH ME on the weekends.  That's okay.  STILL HERE AS AN ALLY.  Hmm.  Gotta imagine I'm getting bakery in a box and then in a bag again.  Doesn't matter what the order is.  IN A BOX IN A BAG.  That's the most important part of any order.  What else is up.  Let's see.  Got some Memorial Day later on in May.  That's a good Patriotism Day.  What else do we got Going On in May.  Got some Mothers Day.  Got some Victoria Day (CAN).  Can means Canada.  CAN -ADO ATTIDUTE.  Well that's it for now.  See ya in a little bit. 
  

by now though who knows

    Hey friends.  Got back from walk */v bakery.  Got my dad 75% of what he wanted.  Got my mom some sort of estimation of what she wanted that can't be measured necessarily mathematically.  Didn't get a PERCENT of what she wanted. Got something DIFFERENT from what she wanted.  She wanted a fancy cupcake.  Got her a generic cup cake.  That's what they had, that's what she got!  Good.  I got fourty five minutes to write this act.  Good.  Got some coffee going on.  Got some silence going on.  SOMEWHAT.  I can hear Television Set going on downstairs.  I got great hearing.  Adequate and everything.  Really stands out compared to my parents hearing.  I'm pretty displeased about it.  Shoes were a little wet starting the day, too.  Not much I can do there.  Don't have other pairs of shoes.  I feel like at this point though sneakers are as dry as can be.  Just like my wit.  Not sure what a dry wit is.  Not sure what wit is.  That's what the theme of this website is.  Me not knowing what Instigates Laughter is.  Oh okay that makes sense.
    Four paragraphs to.  Don't want any old laughter.  Want some hearty, positive laughter.  Don't want some subdued and/or negative laughter.  Does anyone remember what Robert Plant said about laughter.  Can't always get what you want.  What else is going on and crap.  Three and a half paragraphs to go.  If you try sometimes you just might find you get what you kneed.  Kneed means to knee someone in the face right.  Wait no that's not right.  Why would you GET kneeing someone in the face.  THE TUNE IS A NICE POSITIVE AND HEARTY TUNE.  Totally OPPOSITE of kneeing someone in the face.  Gonna have to think about what Kneed means.  It is a word though.  That's accepted universally by Microsoft FrontPage Dictionary.  What else is up and crap.  Is that a parody of CREED where it's like the movie Creed but instead of Boxing Matches they have Kneeing Matches they Knee People as a competition.  Kneed.  Lemme try to imagine that in my head.  Nope.  Can't do it.  Doesn't work!  Oh well live and learn.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Got more than half an hour to write 3 paragraphs.  That'll run ya 10 minutes a paragraph.  I did the math.  Trust me on that one!  Or doubt me.  Just makes me stronger.  Makes me wanna prove you wrong.  So I do the math more.  Great!  If we all did math a little bit more I think the world would be a more mathematical place.  Anyway.  What else do I got going on for me.  I think the last thing I had on Television was HOARDERS.  I THINK I'm gonna make a play to figure out something better to watch.  I think the time has come to mix things up and try to press my luck and flip the metaphorical dials and knobs and see what I can come up with that's either slightly or EXTREMELY better.  SIGNIFICANTLY better one might hope.  NEVER KNOW WHAT ONE MAY FIND.  Could be an entire FILM.  You guys like flims right.  Who DOESN'T.  I can't get enough of em!  And that's the Truth Ruth.
   I heard that in a flim.  And that's a continuation of the truth.  Ruth!  I feel like I had a relative with RUTH in the name.  Could be wrong! COULD be thinking of Babe Ruth.  NOT A RELATIVE.  JUST A GUY WHO PLAYED NON-IMAGINARY OLD TIME BASEBALL.  Then again I still think there is a Ruth in my family as a Middle Name.  Probably not a first name.  Middle name I'd say!  Gonna have to look into that one at a time that's convenient.  How's next Wednesday.  By which I mean probably a Week From Wednesday. That sounds like 9 days.  Good.  Doesn't mean I GOTTA wiat until next wednedsay.  Let's just say at some point BY next Wednesday.  That's GOOD leaves me more room to maneuver.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Got plenty of time to write the next paragraph.  More than enough.  I'm not gonna take all of it.  Wait YES I AM.  Whatever the amount of time it is I WILL TAKE TAHT AMOUNT OF TIME EXACTLY.  Lost track of what I was saying.  Mother's Mother's name might have been Ruth.  That's a strong contender for Likelihood.
   Last paragraph of the daytime.  Hmm.  Gotta take another silence walk coming up.  As silent as possible.  Can't get enough of silence.  LOOK I'm gonna be hearing some things.  That's the nature of life.  But if we can just minimize the noise we hear from the outside world then THAT'S LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST.  Wouldn't mind minimizing the noise I hear from the inside world either.  Silence is great!  Doesn't matter from what world we're talking about!  I can't get enough of it!  Maybe I can get enough of it one day.  One day I'll be in the market for Some Noise.  Sure!  Not this second though.  So that's good.  Great!  Anyway I got about seven minuets to write about seven... seven times four.... about thirty words?  Hmm.  Got some more math to do it appears.  Not sure about those amount of words exactly.  If anything I have zero amount of words to write.  I'm done NOW.  See ya later.

Obviously It's Still Monday

    Hi friends.  Got no greetings for anyone whose not a friend.  Yawl can continue reading BUT DO SO WITHOUT OFFICIAL WELCOME.  No lunch today.  Gonna eat dinner after the act.  After the fact.  Yassar Arafat.  What's up.  Well I took a total of six walks today.  That's the New Norm.  Which is a TV show I'm pitching starring WEIGHT FOR IT Norman MacDonald.  But it's about him turning over a New Leaf and it its THE NEW NORM.  Also TIS RIGHT HERE IS THE PITCH.  We're LIVING THROUGH IT RIGHT NOW.  Lemme know what you think.  E-mail address is mankindguy@gmail.com.  Hit Me up.  I'M AS SERIOUS ABOUT THIS AS I APPEAR TO BE.  Well anyway.  Took silence walks.  Was interupted by jerks all the time.  Some kid walkd into me and instead of saying NORMAL excuse mes he said HELLO.  Walked right into me and said HELLO.  Didn't respond.  Wonder if it was a missed connection.  Feels like something that could have started never did.  Could have made a new best friend.  Ah well he vanished Into The Winds as do all my Potential New Best Friends.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Watched a bunch of television set today which I don't remember enjoying ONE TAD.  Some Drugs Incorporate.  Some Hoardingers.  All in all who gives a FIG.  Did I accomplish any Music Progress today.  I feel like I wrote a phrase.  Possibly of greater than four words.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  WROTE A PHRASE OF SEVEN WORDS.  Not bad for a day's work.  Is the phrase any good?  I'll let HISTORY be the judge of that!  The phrase will now be lost to the annals of history as it should be.  ANNALS.  MAKES ME LAUGH.  That's why I said the sentence in the first place.  Didn't have to.  Took my shot to make myself laugh though by saying, "Annals."  Did it pay off?  I'll let HISTORY be the judge of that!  Hey is this paragraph over yet.  Probably not.  What kinda Sue She we talking.  Same kind as every week.  Spicey Shrim Rol.  Not really spicy.  Not really shrimp!  Sure is a roll though.  Several of these words or sentences might be inaccurate.  OVERALL Definitely is sushi though.  I can attest to that.
    Three paragraphs to go. What's going on again.  Lost track.  Back on track now though.  Hopefully.  Seems like I would be.  Was talking about sishu roll.  Ah right.  That story.  Makes sense I'd talk about that.  Look I thought about a lot of creative things today and That Seven Word Phrase wasn't even the TOPS of what I came up with.  So what else did I come up with.  HMM.  That's between me and Myself & Irene.  Also I forget.  The important thing is waht I came up with was Ultimately Nothing More Or Less Whatever It Was.  So that was fun.  I CAME UP WITH SOMETHING.  IT'S JUST THAT IT WAS NOTHING.  So you could see the kind of bind I was in on whether I should keep track of it or not.  Hmm.  Halfway through the act.  That's good news.  No matter which way you cut it.  I'd cut it down the middle.  That's the fair way to do it.  Ask King Solomon, he'll tell ya.  Or James Eat World.  They'll say the same thing.  The exact same thing!
   Penultimate paragraph.  Feels like I'll drink enough beer to satisfy me up until the night before I reup with beer and then I will get a double-beer from convinience store.  I don't know how much I can trust The Current Off The Top Of My Head. BUT IF IT'S TRUSTWORTHY AT ALL then maybe it'll pay off.  DOESN'T SEEM LIKE I COULD TRUST MY CURRENT TOP OF THE HEAD THOUGH. Seems like I should be VERY spekitcal of the top of my head AT ALL TIMES and PARTICULARLY now.  Really makes ya think.  No It Doesn't.  Really makes ya think about thinking though.  What was the phrase I came up with again.  Maybe it was good.  Better LTURQ.  Now I'm not sure.  I confused myself.  No.  It's still terrible.  Right?  Seems like it would be. YEP. STILL IS TERRIBLE.  Wanted to give it another chance though.  I DID.  I gave it roughly TWO OR THREE more chances.  STILL ON the third chance right now it is.  STUCK on the third chance.  For now I'm leaving Considering This Phrase I Wrote Earlier Today As Something Worthwhile On The Third Chance and that's where at for now.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  What's going on again
   Last paragraph of the act.  Speculation Baseball team update-- Tied 2-2.  Lots of categories NOT EVEN CONTESTED YET.  2-2-6.  Very interesting.  This will go DOWN TO THE WIRE.  Six days from now.  Seven days from now.  Wait.  Lemme count.  Today is today.  What's Sunday.  SEVEN days from now.  Wait.  Lemme Count Again.  Could be wrong.  Never can be too caerful.  I TINK I WAS WRONG KNOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.  YEAH.  I think it is SIX days.  IT'S NOT FUNNY.  COUNTING POORLY IS A SERIOUS DISABILITY.  I have to take Remedial Mathematics next semester.  THE WORST PART IS THEY MADE ME THE TEACHER.  The Sixth Day is a movie.  It stars Renowned actor Arnold... All the letters.  What else is going on and crap.  Been a while since I enjoyed what was on the television set.  I've enjoyed looking at the TV lately SURE as an ALTERNATIVE to the horror of my own mind.  So that's a good place to START from.  But I'd like to BUILD upon that and have a straight up POSITIVE experience.  Well I guess it's on THE TELEVISION to present me with good options.  It's on me to pick the best option.  GREAT NOW IT'S MICHAEL'S TIME TO SHINE.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:25 P.M. 

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