Friday, March 31, 2023

I Wrote This Right Now

    Hey friends!  Here what would normally be early!  8:59 AM!   I'll let you know when it turns 9:00 AM.  Shou.. OKAY IT'S 9:00 AM!  Anyway.  Suppose-ed Super marker delivery times are (1) between 10:00 and 12:00 and (2) between 3:00 and 5:00.  USUALLY they fall within given times.  Not always!  Either way WILL I WRITE ACT I within an hour?  Usually!  I'd say usually takes about an hour or so to write An Act I!  Maybe it's OFT in less than an hour these days.  I dunno.  Either way the odds are I finish Act I before I get super marker delivery but if I don't WELCOME SURPRISE.  Means I can fit in more walks ultimately!  AS IT STANDS I have no idea how many walks I fit in today.  Could be anywhere from five to eight!  Hmm.  Got back from Walk I already.  We're talkin' walekd around the block 3 times for solid 28 minute walk.  We're talkin' listened to first seven songs out of ten of new New Pornographers album.  Does Microsoft Frontpage have a problem with me saying, "new new?"  Do they think it's a Spelling Inaccuracy to say the same word twice in a row?  For some reason NO.  Usually they do when I say the same word twice in a row.  NOT THIS TIME.
   Hmm.  Good stuff!  Had large-reasonable amount of Nightmight last night.  More than I like to have the last week or two but ultimately less than I'd been having the last few months.  Had two pop tarts for breakfast.  DANGIT.  I wanted ot have EGG in breakfast.  Either balanced breakfat or frozen egg incorporated breakfast.  SUCH IS LIFE I GUESS.  Ya want egg but don't eat egg.  THAT'S LIFE.  Life begins with egg.  Sperm and egg.  Egg is half the equation.  POSSIBLY MORE.  Gotta look at life as The Egg Is Half Full.  Hmm.  Egg is a lot bigger than the sperm.  I think we can agree on that.  Not sure HOW MUCH bigger.  Nothing would surprise me.  Could be MAGNITUDES BIGGER.  Lemme LTURQ.  Google HOW MUCH BIGGER IS EGG THAN SPERM.  I'm sure google is happy to answer that.  That's a reasonable Science Queation. S ingle egg is 10 million times the size of a sperm.  Wow.  That's pretty big!  Really makes ya think.  Probably.  I'm not thinking right now but I wouldn't be surprised if it made SOME people think every now and then.
   Coffee time!  Mets game at 6:40 PM today!  APRIL tomorrow.  All the pieces are coming together.  What pieces.  Those two pieces.  Mets game tonight and new month tomorrow.  Hmm.  Had a solid Fantasy Baseball day yesterday but not GREAT.  I HOPEFULLY WON'T KEEP YUO UPDATED ON TIS SITUATION AS IT PROGRESSES.  Maybe once a month or something.  Not every day.  That'd be DUMB for you.  You'd be like HEY WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THIS DUMB.  Anyway you get the idea.  I've already heard track 8 of 10 of New New Pornographrers album.  They, "DROPPED," it a month or two ago PROMOTIONALLY.  STILL THOUGH that's two more tracks left I haven't heard PROMOTIONALLY OR NOT.  What was I talking about.  I just got coffee now.  I think I implied I got coffee at the start of this paragraph.  IT WAS ALL LIES. I don't think I ever said it exactly though.  IT WAS ALL IMPLICATION LIES.  The good news is I have coffee NOW.  ALL ABOVE BOARD.  Hmm.  No communal delivery dinner tonight.  Probably no PERONSAL Delivery dinner either.  Eat something IN THAT THERE HOUSE.
   FRESH super marker meals I got are-- sandwiches whch are salami, chicken, and turkey... BEEF LASANGNA, chicken ceasar salad, and oh I don't know KIDS CHICKEN PARM.  SIX THANGS.  Also could have bagel with OH I DON'T KNOW SCRAMBLED EGG.  Anyway.  Feels like I'd definitely get a KICK out of beef lasagna today.  That'd be a real... kick, like I said.  Hmm.  Probably don't Wildcard it up right out the gate this week with the bagel & scrambled egg.  Probably have SANDWICH TEN as other meal.  Had chicken yesterday.  Salami a bit of a redundancy with lasagna.  Don't really want turkey.  OH NO I CONFUSED MYSELF.  Now I'm confused.  What if I had lasagana and SALAD.  OH NO NOW I'M CONFUSED.  Better Not Think About It For A While.  Maybe I figure this one out UNCONCIOUSLY in the back of my mind.  Or SUBCONCIOUSLY.  Not sure which one will work better.  Unconciously or Subconciously.  Unconciously came to mind first but I think SUBCONCIOUSLY might get the job done better now that I think about it.
   Fifth paragraph!  Gonna have to start a whole new month on the website tomorrow.  THAT WILL TAKE A SOLID THREE MINUTES.  So much work.  Gonna have to think of a new Header for the new month.  Something with the word April.  Along the lines of Hey April Is Here.  But not that. ....How does, "Hey April Is Here," work for everybody.  Hmm.  Just occurred to me if I don't have to wait around for Communal Dinner Delivery that gives me a little more time to play with in afternoon for a walk then.  GREAT.  Feels like odds are I can fit in seven walks in the day.  BUT NOT GUARENTEED.  I got TWO variables of Super Marker arrivals to worry about.  Not sure I'm WORRYING about it.  That seems extreme.  Actually it seems NOT EXTREME ENOUGH.  I'm PAST worrying about them.  I need a MORE extreme Synonym.  Lemme Google that up right quick.  AGONIZING.  That's a good one.  LOSING SLEEP OVER.  Not a WORD but I like it.  Fret.  I like it as a word-- doesn't convey Extremeness but I like it as a homonym with guitar context.
    Halfway through Act I!  Didn't carefully figure out how much soda I needed to get this week but I'm pretty sure I got more than enough.  So that's good I guess.  Got more than enough beer.  MUCH more than enough.  Re-upped with some Michelob Ultra.  AMAZING haven't had that in a while.  Sounds fancy.  Not sure if its the Michelob or the Ultra.  Michelob sounds like a foreiegn language which to me says Fancy.  ULTRA may or may not sound fancy now that I think about it.  ON ITS OWN doesn't sound that fancy.  But combined with Michelob makes Michelob sound MORE fancy.  ULTRA fancy one might say.  Huh.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Feels like IN BASEBALL this season as of ONE DAY INTO THE SEASON I will care more about rooting for The Mets than my Fantasy Baseball Team.  IT MATTERS MORE TO MORE PEOPLE.  Only one person in the entire world really cares about my Fantasy Baseball Team.  Meanwhile I'd wager HUNDREDS of people are caught up in rooting for The Mets.  I WANT THEM TO ENJOY THEMSELVES AND WHATKNOT.
    Seventh paragraph.  Twenty seven minutes into the act!  AT THIS RATE I'LL BE DONE WITH MY LIFE WITH DECADES TO SPARE.  Something along those lies.  Finished Michael last night while listening to music.  Somehow the last half of the movie was more pointless than the first half.  Didn't see that twist coming.  Hmm.  What to watch on the television set today.  Probably put on some The Simpsons, right?  At least if I have some time between Act I and waiting for Super Marker I.  That'd be good time for The Simpsons I feel.  HOW MANY TEAMS are tied with the Mets for first place in the National League East.  ONLY ONE the National League East Atlanta Braves.  ALL THREE OTHER TEAMS lost their baseball games yesterday.  SOUNDS LIKE IT'S A TWO TEAM RACE for now.  Anyway what else is up.  Atlanta isn't playing today.  It's all up to the Mets today to decide SOLE POSESSION of #1 spot of NL East after tonight!
    Ugh.  Three paragraphs to go.  Ugh.  Hmm.  Wanted to re-up with peppermint and wintermint gum today but they didn't have wintermint so I did the next best thing and re-upped with peppermint and spearmint.  Hmm.  Maybe the next best thing would have been to just double re-up with peppermint.  Oh well can't go back now.  Maybe I can.  Probably not though.  Should I consider writing an Act II at some point if I'm waiting around long enough for a Super Marker I delivery?  I dunno.  I don't think I'm gonna do that!  Shuold I consider a CircleWalk?  I dunno!  I don't think I'm gonna do that either!  Should I consider what to have as Other Meal besides lasagna?  YES.  I SHOULD CONSIDER THAT.  Because IT MUST BE DONE.  So that's good.  How committed am I to lasagna.  NOT.  I mean I'd like it.  It sounds GREAT.  But it's not SET IN STONED or anything.  Hmm.  I saw they are and/or are imminently opening up first Recreational Marijuana Dispencary in Queens in JAMAICA.  Pretty far away but not THE MOST far away.  Not sure if they deliver or not.  Not sure if they'd deliver as far away as here or not!  IF THEY DO I'd have to strongly look into that as a possibility!
   Penultimate paragraph.  They described their opening as a POP UP.  Not sure if that means they are gonna open up SOMEWHERE ELSE ultimately.  Not sure about a lot of things these days.  Hmm.  Gotta write two more paragraphs then take a delightful break.  OH NO the Simpsons I'm up to is a clip show.  Not sure I'm motivated to watch it.  In the opening credits they tease 23% new material and I choose to believe that.  YES it could be an INACCURACY joke but I choose to interpret it as an ACCURACY joke.  Because it sounds VERY PLAUSIBLE so why would they just a PLAUSIBLE JOKE as an INACCURACY plausible joke.  Either way I may be confusing this with another clip show episode but THERE ARE A FEW JOKES in a clip show episode THAT IS PROBABLY THIS ONE that I wanna see and get some guffaws out of.  SO I GUESS I'M STUCK WATCHING THIS.  Oh well the good news is once I get it out of the way ONTO TE NEXT EPISODE which is All Good Stuff.  Also I've seen all the stuff from the next episode 200 times before already too.  Yeah but not 600 times before.  Oh that's good okay.
    Last paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Hopefully have enough room all over the place to store the stuff I'm getting from both super markers.  SPECIFICALLY freezer stuff.  Right now freezer is PARTICULARLY empty but I'm getting PARTICULARLY a lot of stuff from both places combined.  OH WELL worst case scenario is I have to leave stuff out of the freezer leaning up against the freezer and just hope that it stays cold enough by proximity.  That'll have to do I guess.  Hmm.  Beef lasagna and chicken ceasar salad as two meals.  I don't LIKE how I'm having 2/3rds of non-sandwich super marker meals 1 day into the week and NONE of the sandwich meals BUT that might be the best way to go.  HMM LIFE IS HARD ISN'T IT.  Maybe have some Freezer meal completely.  That eliminates space.  Huh.  BREAKFAST HOT POCKEMS.  Yeah but that's a redundancy or something I dunno one would imagine there's plenty of reasons I'm not supposed to do that also the point is What The Hell the act is over.  I'll be back soon I would guess.  See ya later.

at least there's this whatever this is

    Hi friends!  Super marker came about 45 minutes after Act I ended.  Soon enough that I should be able to fit in Ideal 4 Walks in early part of day!  Got up to 35 minutes to write this act.  Theoretically it may only be four paragraphs but PROBABLY SHOULD be able to fit in normal five!  ANYWAY should be able to fit in entire eight walks today!  Possible only seven I guess.  But don't see WHY I shouldn't be able to get to eight.  ANYWAY they sent NO LASAGNA.  IF I WAS GARFIELD I'D BE FURIOUS.  Because I'd suddenly be downgraded to Cat.  I'VE ENJOYED BEING HUMAN MY ENTIRE LIFE.  Being a cat SO MUCH HUMAN STUFF YOU CAN'T DO.  Then again probably some perks to being a cat that aren't coming to mind right away.  Hmm.  Hmm. ...Hmm...  Oh well.  Considering eating salad for lunch and then thinking long and hard about Six Or Eight solid options for dinner.  Hmm.  Watched solid amount of Cittem Slickers during time between Act I and Super Marker delivery.  WOW.  Jack Palance JUST DIED when Super marker came.  Billy Crystal was IN THE PROCESS of figuring out Jack Palance was dead.
    Hmm.  Finished New New Pornographers album.  Solid 41 minutes to this album.  I had help from the iPhone telling me it was 41 minutes.  Didn't count or calculate it myself.  Still though nice chunk of time.  Anyway then I went to NEW IN ALTERNATIVE playlist.  Wouldn't be surprised if a New New Pornographers song makes it to this playlist.  SO FAR it hasn't made it to the first 4 or 5 songs though.  SO FAR SO NO GOOD.  Hmm.  Sent us some cantelope we didn't ask for or pay for.  No lasagna.  Gotta wonder if those two things are connected.  Are the Bonus Cantelope and Minus Lasagna MIXED UP IN TEH SAME BALL OF WAX or just irrelevant to one another.  I guess we'll never know.  Maybe we'll know one day.  But I don't know AS OF NOW and that's what matters RIGHT NOW.  Hmm.  Solid chance I'd enjoy a salami sandwich tonight but then I'm down to only THREE Super marker fresh meals for the next six days.  WHAT TE HELL.  That's VERY FEW.  Then again what else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Noticed both sink and bathtub water seemed to go down drain PRETTY FAST yesterday.  Dunno about how fast but definitely faster then lately.
   Three paragraph to go!  Good deal.  I definitely saw City Slickers I before.  I remember some of these scenes.  No doubt about it.  Also its madness.  The premise is these guys particullry William Crystal are getting OLD.  Going through MIDLIFE (OLD MAN) crises!  BECAUSE OF HIS 39 YEAR OLD BIRTHDAY.  What the HELL.  I'm 34.  THAT'S PRACTICALLY MY AGE.  I'm not supposed to be already OLD.  I DON'T LIKE TIS MOVIE, take it back.  TAKE IT BACK.  Then again on the other hand it's just a movie it can't hurt me.  Just Pretend.  PEOPLE PLAYING PRETEND albeit to a quality score.  What else is going on and crap.  Also if we didn't know anything going into it Billie Crystal kind of sounds like a stripper and/or porn actress name?  YES we need to change the spellign of Billy GRANTED but the point remains.  Probably should change the spellign of Crystal too just to be on the safe side.  Not sure to what EXACTLY.  The point is what else is going on and crap. Wow another paragraph down at this point.  ONLY TWO LEFT TO GO.  With plenties of time!
   So that's pretty good I guess.  Hmm.  Sure I'd be interested in eating salami sandwich for lunch but all the good sides are arriving in second super marker delivery of the day which is AFTER lunch time.  SO SHUT UP ABOUT THAT IDEA right off the bat.  Hmm.  What to watch on the television set after City Slickers.  We're at a point in my life where we can go onto another movie instead of The Simpsons.  HMM.  Maybe streamers were updated today.  Solid FRIDAY.  Could be a solid day where FILMS are updated.  Gonna have to look into that one.  I think NETFLIX or another one updated their ADAM SANDLER FILM COLLECTION today.  I saw them TEASING IT earlier in the week.  Sequel to one of the Adam Sandler films from a few years ago.  A COMEDY Adam Sandler film.  OH OKAY THAT SOUNDS FINE I LIKE THAT SORT OF TING.  What else is going on and crap.  Could be a false flag though.  Maybe no such film exists.  Guess we'll find out at some point.
    Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  WITH PLENTY TIME TO SPARE.  What else is going on and crap.  Don't think I'll get a delivery today.  Already got Chinese Food recently.  Don't see what else I would be interested in getting.  Maybe pick up pizza on a walk again but I don't particularly see that happening either.  SO IT'S SOMETHING IN THE HOUSE THEN, IS IT?  OKAY.  The important thing is I finish this paragraph so I can move on with my life briefly until something else happens.  WOW there's a period of my life BETWEEN THINGS HAPPENING?  How am I gonna manage to pull that off.  I dunno but it sounds pretty exiting!  Wonder why Bruno Kirby isn't in City Slickers II.  Gonna have to look into that one.  There is a reason and it can be any of half a dozen!  Maybe TWO OR THREE out of half a dozen.  I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT WAS and/or IS.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses I guess.  WELP that's it for now.  See ya tonight!

Sort Of About Time To Do This

    Hi friends!  Another day more or less successfully lived!  Ate salad for lunch.  Ate pizza for dinner!  Drinking ORANGE soda for post-celebratory final walk.  Not sure what it was celebratoring.  Either way also having beer.  Citrusy beer!  Celebratatoritating citrusy beer!  CELEBRATING JOHN FETTERMANN'S PRESUMABLY VOLUNTARY RELEASE FROM HOSPITAL.  Congraultions.  Welcome back to The Land Of The Living.  Anyway Mets game is going OKAY.  They're losing but IF YOU'RE GONNA BE LOSING a baseball game you're gonna wanna be losing by one run.  Which is what they're doing.  So that's a pretty good compromise all things considered.  Finished watching Citi Slickers: Retrospectively A Subsidiary Of CitiBank.  Watched a couple of The Simpsons.  THAT MAY BE IT.  Wait, no, watched the Adam Sandler/Jennifer Aniston comedy.  I think it was a comedy.  Vaguely picked up the feeling that I was supposed to be amused by what was going on.
    YEAH.  Four paragraphs to go!  I may not have LAUGHED LOTS but I FELT SAFE.  NOTHING BAD GONNA HAPPEN as long as Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston on my TV screen.  That's how I feel.  Could be wrong.  COULD BE RIGHT YA NEVER KNOW.  Anyway.  Ordered a single serve For-Breakfast-Brownie from Amazon Fresh.  They decided FOR WHATEVER REASON not to give me that.  Gonna guess because it wasn't in stock.  Now that I think about it MAYBE IT WAS ANOTEHR REASON.  But at the time I was assuming pretty much 99% that was the reason.  NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT MAYBE TEY WEER JUST BEEING JERKS.  Either way I'll survive and whatknot.  ALSO either way WAS ABLE TO FIT ALL THE GROCERIES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES.  Freezer stuff.  Non freezer stuff.  Everything in its place.  Wonderful.  Got scrambled eggs from a couple of days ago but my feeling now is that may be for a Bagel * Scrambeld egg lunch instead of dividing it into balanced breakfat.  It's more than a feeling.  JUST LIKE THAT SONG WITH FAMOUSLY THE SAME CHORD PROGRESSION AS NIRVANA'S SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT.  UNLIKE ALL TOHSE OTHER BANDS' SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT.
    Lost track if I was following logic sentences.  What can ya do.  Look I have no clue if Smells Like Teen Sprit has the same chord progression as More Than A Feelign.  I know both songs more or less BY EAR.  I'm just TRUSTING the FUN FACT TRIVIA ya hear Now And Again that says HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS that these two songs have the same chord progression.  I'm chosing TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING that that's accurate.  WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN.  Hmm.  Halfway through Act III at this point.  Got some saltines from one of the super markers today.  That's been fun so far and is only gonna get funner.  I wanna do the thing where you have to eat as many saltines as you can in a short amount of time and it's fun for some reason.  SOUNDS LIKE A POSITIVE DIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR LIFE IN.  What else is going on and crap.  Let's see a quick update how The Mets game is going.  Same score.  JUST LIKE HOW THE, "SCORE," to SMLTS is the same to MTAF.  THE Score being the chord progression.  The score is music.  MUSIC at its most basic form REALLY BOILS DOWN to the chord progression.  If you ask any music theoriticist that's what they'll tell you.
    Penultimate paragraph.  HEY you know what snack I'm gonna eat when this entry is done?  OF COURSE NOT I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU YET.  I think gonna go with Chocolate Iced Cream Sandwich.  It's good because ICED CREAM (1) and chocolat (2) and (3) probably should be putting the numbers before the things I'm saying.  Oh well too late to go back now.  What do I got going on for lunch tomorrow.  I think we can safely say I'm aiming for a sandwich.  Probably wanna get a Poultry sandwich out of the way EVEN THOUGH a salami sandwich would be a SLAM (AI) dunk.  You know that sort of thing.  Breakfast could be delicious New Fangled Breakfast sandwich with Mystery Cheese.  I like the sound of that.  Except for the fact that I'll have to microwave it.  I don't have time or energy to microwave when I want to eat breakfast.  JUST LET ME STUFF SUGAR DOWN MY GULLET Right Quick.  Keep it simple, that's what I say!  Well I'm saying it now at least.  Might say it again.  If it comes up naturally.
    Last paragraph of the entry.  Good deal.  What to watch after this entry.  Not sure I'm gonna bother keeping track of Rest Of Mets game.  PRETTY SURE I don't care enough to go to City Slickers II unless I wanna CURATE some music-listening-to and put that on in the background.  MAYBE WATCH SOME HIGH QUALITY FILMIC type experiences.  You know ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATED enterprises.  HMM sounds like I got something in mind.  DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT WHAT I GOT IN MIND.  What else is going on and crap.  City Slickers II might have been nominated for several Academy Awards on account of Billy Cristal hosting many academy awards.  He may have used cheating and tricks and whatknot.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that one.  The imporatnt thing is I looked up earlier RE: Bruno Kirby and City Slickers II and ONE TING is he had some sort of HORSE ALLERGY that he worked through for the first one but decided WAS TOO MUCH to do another film with AND ALSO some sort of BLOOD FUED with Billy Cristal.  GO FIGURE.  Entry is over.  GO FIGURE.  See ya later.

-8:19 P.M.

Thursday, March 30, 2023

Try To Make some Sense

    Hey friends!  Up late again today.  11:33 AM!  No crunchtime in Early Part Of Day at least.  Fit in easy 2 walks.  Probably gonna fit in bonus walk in afternoon on account of no Communal Dinner to have to wait around for and aiming to eat late dinner.  So overall end up with Solid Seven walks!  I'd say 75% shot I have seven walks as opposed to six.  That's 3:1 odds right.  Or is it 3:1 odds I DON'T do it.  I SAY it's 3:1 Odds I DO seven walks.  Better LTURQ on internet.  I'd say it's 3:1 Odds I'm getting 3:1 odds right.  WAIT NO.  I'd say it's 4:1 odds I'm getting 3:1 Odds right.  I TINK I'M WRONG.  ON NO I'M LOSING SO MUCH MONEY ON THESE ODDS GUESSES.  The point is.  Wait.  So wait.  I'm guessing .25:1 odds I think that I'm ending up with 7 walks?  WHAT HTE HELL IS TSI CRAP.  Math is hard and gamblign math is even harder.  WE NEED A CRASH COURSE IN GAMBLIGN MATH AS A NATION if we wanna be Good Gamblign Citizens.  Which I'm pretty sure is the main thing we need to be based on the last couple of years of Commercials.
   Hmm.  Had quality encouraging amount of Nightmight last night.  Single good iced cream sandwich.  Re-upping with Quality Iced Cream Sandwiches I like tomorrow.  Hmm.  Had two pop tarts for breakfast.  Hmm.  Got Freedom Toast and sliced chicken breast sandwich as two meals for today.  PROBABLY in other order but ya never know!  HMM.  Got Old Fashioned Freedom toast but I took a quick LOOK-SEE and it looks like they gave me FOUR slices instead of THREE which is what I'm used to getting.  And each slice looked big itself.  Probably just eat three.  Save fourth for some sort of Wildcard snack or something.  Or half of a classic Breakfast.  Maybe I counted wrong Though.  Didn't count explicitly comprehensively.  Hmm.  The important thing is I have sprite going on and coffem real real soon.  Anyway.  What did I watch last night.  First fourty minutes of Michael: The Movie That's about John Travolta as an angel that you'd think would approach mediocre right?
    Okay! JUST TOOK A CLOSER LOOK.  Only three slices of Freedom Toast.  But its thicker than normal Old Fashioned Freedom Toast AND wider and longer.  Old Fashioned Freedom Tosat is three dimensional IF NOT FOUR DIMENSIONAL.  This is bigger in all three dimensions IF NOT FOUR DIMENSIONS.  Probably not four dimensions.  Can't rightly comprehend how it'd be bigger in time.  Well sure I can.  If I don't eat it over a longer period of time.  Bigger in four dimensions.  The longer it exists between being cooked and being eaten!  BIGGER IN FOUR DIMENSIONS.  Oh okay that makes sense.  Anyway.  Mets game starts at 4:10 PM PRESMABLY.  They could easily be lying about that.  Anyway the point is I definitely watch some of that.  I possibly watch all of that but some of it behind a bit because of walks.  I possibly watch MOST OF IT but fast forward through some of it.  I possibly watch SOME OF IT but fast forward through most of it.  I possibly watch A LITTLE of it but fast forward through Almost all of it.  That's about all of my options.
    Fourth paragraph.  Don't think I'm gonna bother keeping track of non-pay-brother baseball fantasy baseball league this year.  Just work on Brother Money League day on day out.  Not TOO hard.  But a little bit, sure!  Anyway got ONE PITCHER making a start today.  Why it's only Mets Ace MAX SHERZER.  Facing a WEAK Miami Marlins lineup.  More like LAME-UP one might say.  Also I don't know the Marlins Lineup.  But based on the limited info I have I'm relatively confident saying they're a lame-up.  I'd either bet .25:1 odds or possibly 10:1 odds they're a Lame-Up.  Not sure exactly.  Hmm.  Is it possible I watch the rest of Michael?  Is it possible I don't?  Anything can happen!  To be fair I made it through the first fourty minutes by listening to music and mostly focusing on that instead of the film.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Major League Baseball officially starts at 1:05 PM.  TWO GAMES Start then.  WOW.  EXCITING.  As of now.  I'd say by around 1:08 PM I've lost enthusiasm for it.
   Fifth paragraph!  I GUESS it can differ by about 15-30 minutes in either direction but I'd wager in 15-30 odds in either direction that lunch is around 3:15 PM and dinner is around 7:15 PM.  HUH.  Got two super marker deliveries tomorrow.  FRESH direct at 10:00-12:00 presumably and Amazon FRESH at 3:00-5:00 presumably.  HEY THAT'S GREAT JUST GREAT.  OH NO looks like all the sushi meals in Fresh Direct aren't available until Saturday orders.  MAY BE the first time since Sushi was offered I can't get sushi.  Too bad on account I like sushi.  Maybe it opens the door for aiming to try some DoorDash Sushi Place.  WOW.  Opens the door.  Door Dash.  What is this some sort of PUN starter kit?  SURE SOUNDS LIKE IT.  Hmm.  Wearing laundered shirt from this batch of laundry for the first time.  Feels okay.  Seems laundered to me.  Doesn't smell or feel ESPECIALLY laundered.  I feel like that used to be the case.  I remember IN THE PAST sometimes when I would wear fresh clothes I'd be like HEY TIS SMELLS FRESH OR SOMETHING.  Not sure what was going on there now that I think about it.
   Maybe that was when it was taken to Dry Cleaning or osmething.  I DUNNO.  Halfway through Act I!  What kinda sandwichside we talking about for sandwich.  Running very low on cheez it.  So low it probably isn't enough for a sandwichside.  Gettin' tired of wheat thins.  I DUNNO THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  The important thing is I enjoy the JOURNEY there.  Hmm.  What kinda crap did I listen to on Walk I.  Alt Cntrl.  Making some decent headway into that playlist.  Not sure how deep I am exactly but I'm pretty sure I'm pretty deep.  Certainly not at the beginning, that's for sure!  In the beginning God Created The Heavens and The Alt Cntrl Playlist.  Hmm.  When did God get around to creating the Hells.  Probably wasn't his priority because why would God wanna do that.  No fun creating Hell.  Kinda bad vibes.  But ya GOTTA DO IT.  No one said being God was gonna be FUN 100% OF THE TIME.  Maybe someone said it.  But they were either LYING or JUST INADVERTENTLY WRONG.  I HOPE GOD SMOTE WHOEVER SAID IT.  Well maybe they were just wrong by accident.  STILL THOUGH SEEMS LIKE A SMOTING OFFENSE TO ME.
   Seventh paragraph.  How long do I have to write four paragraphs.  Theoretically an hour.  Oh.  That's good.  I guess.  Little colder today.  I can, "Dig," that.  Wonder how much warmer it gets as the day goes on.  My guess is SLIGHTLY.  YEP I WAS RIGHT.  NAILED IT.  What else is going on and crap.  WOW Marlins released their upcoming LINEUP for today.  I'm no expert but I don't recognize most any of these names.  So it can't be that great a line-em-up.  Anyway CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE METS LINE-EM-UP.  Should be exciting.  Watch the Mets hit a couple of doubles AT LEAST.  Wouldn't be shocked if one of the Mets hit's A HOMERUN in the VERY FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON.  Wow.  Hmm.  Got carry over Sandwich Meats for next week from this week.  "HOT," sliced chicken breast.  "CRACKED PEPPER," Turkey.  "LEAN SALAMI," which didn't really need to be in quotes.  Maybe the Lean part.  But even that, nah, not necessary.  Hmm.  Three paragraphs to go.
   WHITE BREAD CARRIED OVER also.  THEN AFTER TIS WEEK I get to start BREAD ANEW.  Been having white bread for the last five weeks going into six weeks now.  FINALLY I GET TO MIX-EM-IT-EM-UP soon.  Is it possible I go with White Bread again SURE but I think I'd like to mixu-em-em,--p SURE.  What else is up.  WAIT A SECOND NO.  I think I had the 200 calorie relative indulgence iced cream sandwich AND a low indulgence 50 calorie fudge iced cream pop right after.  I THINK.  Either way not a huge difference.  So that's good.  I feel comfortable not finishing Michael.  I think.  I have a recent history of dropping films before finishing them.  THE SEVENTH DAY.  I was roughly an hour into that film and stopped watching that!  So there is not just precedence but RECENT precedence of not finishing films!  So that's good.  WHAT TO WATCH THEN.  You know The Gambling Channel.  Specifically the Instructionals.  The ones that teach you how to gamble.  Maybe they prefer you don't know how to gamble.  The less you know the more likely you are to do it wrong and lose money.  I'd say if you gamble wrong the more likely you are to gamble POORLY and if you gamble POORLY the more likely you are to LOSE.  RIGHT?  Logic seems to check out?
   Penultimate paragraph!  But what if you want to gamble ALL YOUR MONEY and by gambling poorly you're only gambling SOME of your money.  That's a Gambling Poorly THEY DON'T want you to do.  So they gotta look out for that one.  What else is up and crap.  Anyway.  Take walk II.  Write Act II.  Take a shower.  Watch some TV.  Take a walk.  Watch some TV.  Eat some lunch.  Take a walk.  Mets game starts around the time I get back from that walk.  MAYBE A LITTLE BIT BEFORE.  Maybe a little bit after.  MAYBE RIGHT ON TARGET.  The important thing is METS LINEUP GONNA BE STACKED with all the Mets starters.  In spring training you're lucky to get 5 or 6 starters in the Mets Lineup to entertain you.  TODAY?  We're talkin 7-9 Starters in the lineup probably.  GONNA BE MADNESS.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Also it BUILDS MOMENTUM.  It's not just good because SEPARATELY it's nice to see The Starters.  But when they're all together THEY BUILD OFF EACH OTHER.  Instead of alternating between Starter then Clunker then Starter... where you can't string together any real offense... NOW you got All the starters in a row... you BUILD STARTER MOMENTUM IN LINEUP and you can DO SOME REAL LINE-EM-UP DAMAGE!!!
   Last paragraph of the act!  People wanna bet all the time on things they think are sure things.  But I NEVER HEAR people say YEAH I BET THIS WILL HAPPEN.  I'LL BET POINT THIRTY THREE TO ONE ODDS THIS'LL TAKE PLACE.  Then again I'm never in conversations.  I never hear ANYTHING happen.  So go figure.  OH WAIT I GET IT.  They don't say I'LL BET Point Thirty Three To One...  They say, "I'LL GIVE YOU Three To One or Four To One or whatever Odds."  They Say it in context of giving the other person The Longshot Odds.  OH OKAY I TINK THAT MAKE-EM-UP Senses.  Right?  Vaguely makes sense to me now that I think about it.  People don't say I bet this'll happen.  YA KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE BETTING.  GIVE ME THESE ODDS YOU JERK.  To be fair Marlins picture this afternoon is VERY GOOD PICTURE.  Gonna be a tough picture to face.  So we'll have to see what happens!  Plus they got home field advantage.  They might have several mystery obstacles placed in the outfield that the mets will have to contend with.  Hmm.  Gonna go take a walk now.  Be back in a little bit!

oh right talking to myself

    Hey friends!  Got plenty of time to write this act. Let's say I aim for under fourty minutes.  That's good.  I can go over if I need to!  I won't.  Hmm.  Got some coffee.  Got some what appears to be root beer.  Got Chicken Ceasar Salad as replacement for sushi.  We're talkin ROMAINE lettuce.  We're talking SMALL amount of chicken.  Croutons.  Some what I believe is grated PARMEASAN cheese.  That's about it.  SURE They give some sort of dressing but NONE FOR ME NO THANKS.  ALso it comes in some sort of plastic container.  I go ahead and don't eat any of that.  Not even just a bit.  NONE.  Hmm.  Got endocrine appointment two weeks from today.  I'd be pleasantly happy with Not Having Gained over 5 pounds since last appointment.  Gained five or less pounds?  I'd be like Hey that's not bad.  Gained six or seven pounds?  I'd be like well that's to be expected.  Gained eight pounds?  I'd be like Well can't really say I don't deserve that result.  Gained double digit pounds?  I'd be like WELP THAT SUCKS. What if I gained nine pounds.  THAT'S THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES TEH RULE.
   Four paragraphs to go.  HEY METS LINEUP JUST DROPPED.  Lemme browse through that sucker.  Mhmm.  Mhmm.  Looks like ALL REGULARS.  Top five in the lineup are ALL REAL QUALITY hitter too.  SHOULD BE A GOOD GAME.  Good CLEAN game.  Let's keep it clean, guys.  That's how I feel.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  How much Television Time will I have today before Mets game.  An hour or so?  Feels like maybe watch a few The Simpsons would be the way to go.  Why commit myself to starting a The Film when I know I can't finish it.  WHY START SOMETHING I CAN'T FINISH.  Because it's fun!  I don't finish stuff I CAN finish all the time.  What difference would it be to start something I CAN'T finish compared to starting stuff I CAN finish and then not finishing it anyway?  NO DIFFERENCE THAT'S WHO.  Anyway.  Lemme think.  Another key way to think about Weight Gain is AM I STILL IN HEALTH WEIGHT RANGE.  Basically around 10 pounds of Weight Gain from last weight check in is the cut off from whether I'm Healthy Weight or Over-Healthy-Weight.  So if I gained nine pounds ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT is it's not so bad STILL HEALTHY YOU IDIOTS.
   So that's pretty good.  What else is up.  GETTIN' TATER TOTS tomorrow.  Didn't carefully look at what kinda tater tots.  I KNOW it's a kind I got before.  I KNOW it's low calorie.  VERY possible it's some sort of Health Tater tot and not just standard Regular Fried Potato.  Lemme LTURQ right now.  ORGANIC.  That doesn't sound too bad at all.  14 for 100 calories.  Must be real small because That's ALLOOT.  Either way I CAN'T LOSE.  What else is going on and crap.  Took me a while to appreciate tater tots.  Didn't like them through most IF NOT ALL of my Hot Lunch Days as a Child In School.  Didn't get hot lunch in K-2 or 3.  Didn't get hot lunch in 9-12.  MAYBE started appreciating Tater gots in 7th or 8th grade.  POSSIBLY not even then.  So WHEN DID I start appreciating tater tots.  I DON'T KNOW.  But somehow SOMEWHERE I did and that's what's important right now.  Liked me some nice chicken burgers.  That was always a Hot Lunch Highlight.  Hmm.  This is good stuff.  Not for the entry.  But for STIMULATING THE MIND.  Imagining some nice chicken burgers.  Delightful.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  TO BE FAIR the first week of 9th grade I DID have hot lunch.  Then I gave up.  Got McDonalds for a couple months.  Then I gave THAT up.  Stopped having lunch completely for the rest of high school.  GO FIGURE.  What else is up and crap.  Don't feel bad for me I would eat like a pig on the way home from school.  TWO PIGS AT ONCE.  Shit load of crap.  Lots of drive throughs in Driving distance on way home from train to home to choose from.  Anywah what else is up.  Feels like I must have eaten something during the school day.  Right?  Nothin comes to mind though.  So in the end it DOESN'T feel that way I guess.  The important part is I get to move on with my life PRETTY SOON.  In almost Just A Paragraph.  Huh.  Nice sandwich for lunch.  Cut that shit in half.  Vertically.  Gonna be good.  Even better, talking about that helped me end this paragraph!
   YEAH.  Thinking about experimenting with putting drain plugs back in sink and/or bathtub.  But that's really a non-starter of an idea.  BATHTUB still takes HOURS to un-pool.  SINK maybe I could think about.  That seems to go down relatively quickly.  Haven't been keeping close tabs on how quick the water goes down.  So THAT'S something I can look at.  Hmm.  Re-upped with Health Frozen Breakfast Sandwich for tomorrow.  WHICH ONE exactly.  Let's look at that because it's INTERESTING and IMPORTANT.  Turkey Sausage, Egg White and Cheese on English Muffin.  Well that's all well and good but WHAT KIND OF CHEESE.  Guess we'll never know for sure.  Must be one of the worst kind of cheeses, though.  If it was a Good Cheese obviously they'd be the first to tell us.  FIRST TING THEY'D SAY.  Hmm.  Anyway I guess that's it for now.  I'll be back tonight!  See ya then and whatknot and crap.

I Like My Target Audience

    Hi friends!  Had a decent day today.  Had solid, "Hot," sliced chicken sandwich.  Tasted okay!  Wasn't as bad as I was halfway thinking it might be.  Had delicious Freedom Toast for dinner.  Was pretty good!  WELP WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP.  NO WAY.  Also took solid seven walks.  Watched solid amount of Mets game.  WATCHED TELEVISION SET.  A couple of The Simpsons.  About half of CITTEM SLICKETS.  By which I'm pretty sure I mean, "City Slickers."  I watched City Slickers II a couple dozen times in my childhood.  MAY have seen City Slickers I once or twice overall here or there in my life.  BUT THIS TIME IT'S FOR KEEPS.  Anyway.  I feel like it's a SOLIDLY GOOD MOVIE if you count The Score.  Which OF COURSE YOU COUNT IT.  Why wouldn't you count it.  IT'S THERE.  It's part of the movie.  You'd have to be some sort of heartless PRICK to go our of your way not to count the score.  Anyway.  Trump Indiction!  WHAT DID HE EVEN DO WRONG.  Illegally used campaign money secretly to payoff someone to Hush Up about Secret Sex they had had.  Not allowed to do use campaign money secretly like that.  OH WELL SURE WHEN YOU PUT IT TAT WAY SOUNDS ILLEGAL.
    Hmm.  Four paragraphs to go.  WHY DIDN'T HE JUST PAY OFF THE PORN STAR HE HAD SECRET SEX WITH TO SHUT UP ABOUT THE SECRET SEX ABOVE BOARD PUBLICLY.  That TO MY KNOWLEDGE I think that would have been legal.  If he just paid her with campaign funds BUT MADE THAT TRANSACTION PUBLIC is that legal?  HMM gonna have to look into that.  THAT'S THE POINT IF HE DID THAT THAT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE, it negates The Secrecy Aspect Of It.  DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE POINT IS.  I KNOW THE POINT.  DO YOU KNOW THE POINT?  Are you REALLY, 100% SURE you know the EXACT point?  Anyway.  What else is going on.  Got some nice super marker deliveries coming up tomorrow.  Re-upping with some delightful things.  Probably over HALF A DOZEN really delightful things.  I'd look into it but I'm worried I'd get too excited.  Too many things to get enthusiastic about that I'm re-upping with.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Probably eat something when this is over.  YA KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD THING?  SLICE OF BREAD.  Got some slices of rye bread yesterday with Diner Dinner that nobody wants.  CORRECTION-- that Nobody ELSE wants.  So that's good.  Already had one.  ONE LEFT.  Possibly FOR ME.  SOON.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Mixed it up today and had dinner AFTER final walk instead of before.  Was thinking about capitalizing, "before," to be consistent with how I capitalized, "AFTER."  But I didn't want you to READ, "before," so enthusiastically-like.  OKAY SO WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP THEN.  Anyway.  I think bread is RYE BREAD in the SHAPE OF WHITE BREAD.  GO FIGURE AM I RIGHT.  Figure.  THAT'S A PUN RIGHT THERE.  Figure can mean SHAPE.  Rye bread in the FIGURE of white bread.  Okay why not.  Feels like I haven't had enough Rye Liquor in my life.  I feel like whiskey might have rye in it.  In which case I STILL haven't had enough rye liquor in my life because I LIKE whiskey and I've had my share of whiskey but NOT ENOUGH WHISKEY STILL overall.  I SHOULD BE DIRNKING NOTHING BUT WHISKEY ALL THE TIME is how I generally feel.  Mostly in the context of WHEN I DRINK ALCHOL.  Not so much I Should Just Drink Whiskey Forever In My Life.  I MEAN IF I'M DRINKING ANYWAY drink whiskey.  I'm not some sort of ALCOHOLISMHOLIC.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  Wait a second.  Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye.  Guess whiskey and rye are DIFFERENT things.  NOW THE LAT FEW SENTENCES apparently are DUMB.  Oh well kinda had a suspicioun most sentences I write were dumb anyway.  This just confirms it AT LEAST PARTLY. Mets won their baseball game.  ALRIGHT!  My Fantasy Baseball team generally did PRETTY good today.  Not OUTSTANDING but on the good side of things.  YOU KNOW THAT SORT OF THING.  Hmm.  Probably watch the rest of City Slickers tonight HOWEVER I wanna curate some music for myself AND I DUNNO maybe I wanna listen to the rest of City Slickers when I finish it.  SAVE IT FOR LATER.  FOR WHEN I WANNA LISTEN TO IT.  Hmm.  Put on some MICHAEL so I can listen to music over that.  Listen to some MICHAEL by Franz Ferdinand.  Some ME AND MICHAEL by MGMT.  Some... hmm.  IF I WAS A BETTER MUSIC AFICIONADO I'd know A BUNCH more songs with Michael in the title.  Michael Row Your Boat Ashore.  I THINK LED ZEPPELIN WROTE THAT. 
    Last paragraph of the night.  Hmm.  Spoiler alert-- Michael is my name.  So I have a special investment in All Things Michael.  I GET AN EXTRA KICK OUT OF 'EM.  What else is going on and crap.  Lemme google SONGS WIT MICHAEL so I see what I'm forgetting about.  HEY FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE SONG with Michael.  I LOVE THAT BAND yet don't know that song even though I ALSO LOVE THAT MALE PERSON'S NAME TOO.  A few other Michael songs from Big Bands but I CAN'T GO INTO ALL OF THOSE SONGS. ...SOLIDLY FIVE OF TEM.  Gotta move on with our lives AT SOME POINT.  I wonder how long ago Jack Palance died.  My guess is he died in 1999.  Lets see. YEP HE DIED IN 2006 EXACTLY AS I ASSUMED.  What else is up.  I guess that's about it for tonight.  I'll see you later on in my life.  Possibly Post-Bread.  See ya later!

-8:41 P.M.
 

Wednesday, March 29, 2023

More Crap Than I Anticipated

    Hey friends!  Up pretty late today.  11:51 AM!  HOLY CRAP.  Almost starting entry in the afternoon!  Anyway gonna take a total of six walks today. All-in-all that's not so bad.  Anyway got about an hour and ten minutes to write this act.  GENERALLY that's more than enough but when ya think about it it's SO MUCH of an excessive cushion.  Also REALLY I got about an hour and FIVE minutes if I take REGULAR 30 minute walk as I normally would have lined up to take.  BUT I'm comfortable mixing things up and taking 25 minute walk next if I have to.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Don't think I'm considering taking bonus walk in middle of the day today.  NOT ONE BIT.  Hmm.  Had reasonable amount of NightMight snacking.  Had black and white cookie for breakfast before going back to sleep for a few hours.  Got Chinese food for lunch today.  Probably an hour TO an hour and a half later than usual. Probably gonna get communal dinner delivery OF WHICH I HAVE NO IDEA.  Well probably Diner delivery or possibly Italy Style restaurant.  But I don't know WHAT I'd be getting SPECIFIC-ALLY.
    Is that all the up-keep.  NOT EVEN CLOSE.  Finished Kurt Cobain Montage Of Heck last night.  Meh.  There's literally roughly 313 ways you can accurately contextualize Kurt Cobain's life in an entertaining and generally accurate way in documentary and this was solidly one of them but who cares this was no better than the other 312.  It was FINE I guess.  Hmm.  Lots of Courtney Love nudity though.  I dunno about LOTS.  More than I expected going into it.  Not sure I had any expectations going into it.  Gonna be honest-- wasn't on my mind going into it at all!  Hmm.  Are we all up-keeped up at this point yet?  Possibly!  Listened to some Elliotism Smith on First Walk.  SCREW PLAYLSIT.  Gonna listen to some Ellioitism Album.  Then maybe go to playlist for SECOND walk.  Listened to 3/4ths of the album.  Skipped the 1/4th that I could do without for now.  So that's good.  HMM.  I think my top Dinner choice may be a Bison Burger but IT'S A REDUNDANCY with the BEEF wit broccoli so NOW I JUST DON'T KNOW.  Didn't know before, either.  5 minutes before.
   COFFEM TIME.  Came across a matching sock with no holes yesterday.  Or maybe there's small holes that I haven't noticed yet.  The point is I got two socks that match with no or very limited holes.  SO I'M DOING OKAY FOR NOW.  But the point is VERY MOTIVATED to get new socks I think.  I THINK.  Hmm.  Got a laundered shirt today but this was the last of them.  WILL I start laundry today?  Possible!  If I wanna give myself credit I'd say 2/3rds chance I do laundry today.  If I don't wanna give myself credit I'd say 25% chance I do laundry today.  You average them together and there's ZERO chance I do laundry today.  I don't like that math but THAT'S MATH FOR YA.  It doesn't CARE if you like it or not.  Anyway.  Figure I go back to ALT CNTRL playlist for Walk II.  I was liking that yesterday.  Pretty sure I can figure out what song I left off at.  I'll REMEMEBR oh I remember hearing this song recently HOWEVER I don't remember hearing this NEXT song recently.  EASY.  That sort of thing.  Hmm paragraph is over.
    What to watch today.  Am I really watching A Hard Day's Knight.  Been watching a lot of Music Thing.  Purple Rain.  ...Hmm.  I feel like I watched other Music Thing.  Lemme LURQ.  Google THINGS LIKE PURPLE RAIN.  Hmm.  I'll google that later.  For some reason I think google will think I'm an idiot if I google that.  It's not THE MOST idiotic thing somoene can google.  But I'm A LITTLE self conscious about it for some reason.  Anyway.  I feel like once they teach algorithms to judge us THAT'S GAME OVER.  Not sure what that means exactly BUT IT SOUNDS TRUE and/or BAD.  Anyway fourth paragraph and whatknot.  Making good progress!  HEY Baseball Mogul 2023, "Drops," tomorrow.  That's a fun baseball game.  In previous years I haven't been invested in Baseball enough to enjoy it.  But this year I MIGHT like it.  Also I think the free version is usually good enough to get a kick out of IF I RMEMBER ACCURATELY.
   I may not remember accurately.  I do PLENTY of things inaccurately.  Remebering That is a great contender to be one of them things.  METS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS IN 28 HOURS.  However they're not playing on their home turf.  They're playing in MIAMI.  THEY WON'T BE ALLOWED TO SAY, "GAY," PER MY UNDERSTANDING.  Automatic BASE ON BALLS I assume.  Gotta be some sort of Baseball Specific Penalty if it happens in a MLB game.  Hmm.  BASE ON BALLS sounds like a Gay Thing AM I RIGHT.  Not exactly.  The BALLS part sounds like a promising start but not sure what the BASE part adds exactly.  HOWEVER if I devote some more thought to it I'm sure I'll come up with something.  Base means Butt.  Your Butt is like THE BASE of your body.  I guess.  Off the top of my head that's the best I can do.  Anyway.  I assume it's a comic routine from the Vaudeville where they're trying to announce the, "Don't Say Gay," bill but they're not allowed to use the word, "Gay."  Also YES I know that the, "Don't Say Gay," bill doesn't mean LITERALLY you can't say the word, "GAY," ever in public EVER.  But you get the idea.
    Sixth paragraph.  Got solid Entire Fourty Five minutes to write it even if I wanna take entire Thirty Minute Walk.  So I got plenties of time is the point I'm trying to make.  Also I'm still gonna be honest Don't KNOW what Don't Say Gay means.  I think it's a SCHOOL thing specifically.  Not allowed to talk about Gay IN SCHOOL.  So you ARE literally forbidden from saying GAY in School.  Hmm.  What else is up.  YES I KNOW IT'S TERRIBLE AND NOT TO BE REFERENCED IN FUN.  Then again it can be both terrible AND referenced in fun.  Hmm.  What's wrong with Florida.  WHEN I WAS A KID it was PURPLE.  Now it's RED?  WHAT HAPPENED FLORIDA.  You used to be HALFWAY COOL.  NOW YOU'RE JUST FULLWAY ASSHOLES.  Not a fan.  Probably Jeb Bush's fault.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Might  re-up with some Frozen Breakfast Sandwiches.  Been a while since I had that.  Had some Frozen Frittatas as an option the last 2 months.  And only had it ONCE or so.  NOW I'LL HAVE MULTIPLE OPTIONS.  It's RELEVANT.  Important segue from Florida to Breakfast Sandwiches.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Alright!  Had pizza a few nights ago.  Would I want it again tonight?  I guess pizza is always good but Probably Not!  If I get pizza place I could always get grilled chicken roll.  That's always good, too!  But Probably Not!  SOUNDS LIKE I SHOULD MAKE A CASE FOR DINNER.  Bison burger.  Freedom Toast with Egg White for balanced breakfasts.  MULTI PART DINN'r with some sort of FISHDISH.  Lots of options.  Still early.  Give myself a solid FIVE POINT FIVE hours to percolate.  LOOK we're not ordering for Five point five hours PLUS TEN MINUTES.  So I got even MORE time than I said.  The important thing is I have a good fay irregardless.  Or regardless.  I forget which one.  Hmm.  What am I watching on the television set today.  I like Courtney Love.  She was friends with Andy Kaufman.  CLOSE friends.  Perhaps even more than friends?  Film kinda left that up to our imagination.  No it didn't.
   Three paragraphs to go.  I wonder what it would have been like In Life to discover Andy Kaufman on my own eventually without the Jim Carrey movie.  At some point as a teenager OR LATE teenager I'd be exposed to Andy Kaufman PERHAPS THROUGH THE INTERNET and be like Hey THIS IS great.  Oh well.  Now Andy Kaufman looks and sounds weird to me and I'm like TIS ISN'T THE REAL ANDY KAUFMAN.  JIM CARREY IS THE REAL ANDY KAUFMAN.  Oh well such is life.  Then again now that I think about it NEVER really went out on my way to do a YouTube Or Anything real Andy Kaufman binge.  I should do that at some point in my Life that isn't really right now.  I'll get around to it later at some point in either several months or several years.  So that's good.  HEY LUNCH IS IN ABOUT 3 hours.  Most likely in about 2.75 hours!  Nice Chinese Food.  Go figure.  How old was Andy Kaufman when he died.  My guess is 7000.  Let's LTURQ.  Yep 35 just as I suspected.
    Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Good deal!  Thirty four minutes into Act so far.  That's good.  Did I write any jokes yet.  Probably.  I wrote the joke about how I like pizza but I probably should get something else for tonight.  It's FUNNY because IT MAKES YOU THINK.  Okay.  If I crunch the numbers is there any way I can fit in a bonus walk in afternoon.  HMM.  Nah not really.  I'd have to do some uncomfortable crunchtime that I'm not comfortable with hence using the word uncomfortable roughly eight words ago.  So that's no good.  Anyway how many shirts can I fit in one laundry wash again.  Up to fourteen?  Only 12?  Feels like I could do 13 or so.  Let's aim for 14.  What's the worst that could happen?  End of the world?  Then again what's the best that could happen.  Beginning of a new world?  Either way Neither the best nor the worst will happen so we don't have to worry either way.
   Last paragraph of the act.  When mother taught me how to do laundry she made a point over and over to really go light on how much laundry washing fluid to put in.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  I'm gonna put in more than she said.  Maybe you can GET AWAY with puttin in this little amount but I STILL THINK I SHOULD PUT IN MORE.  And ya know what so far I'VE GOTTEN RESULTS.  So that's good.  I still put in LESS than they reccomend.  Just slightly more than SHE puts in.  YOU GET THE IDEA.  Write 5 paragraphs after Walk II.  Take a shower. Probably hang around for a bit before Walk III.  Probably hang around for a bit before lunch.  MORE OR LESS THAT'S HOW IT GOES.  Probably do laundry after walk IV.  MORE OR LESS HOW IT GOES.  Hmm.  Where do I buy socks.  AMAZON?  Amazon is where you buy everything.  That's what I've been led to believe.  MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN LED TO BELIEVE THAT BY AMAZON.  And or by Amazon-associated entities.  So that's good.  Hey I'll be back in a little bit.

glad that's over with

    I think I've talked about this stuff before.  Andy Kaufman reference being Jim Carrey.  Also probably 20 of the other things I talked about before.  Hey that's life.  At least now I'VE DRIVEN THE POINTS HOME MORE.  Now you REALLY get it.  Anyway what else is up.  Got roughly as much as fourty five minutes to comfortably write this act.  That way more than I need.  Good deal.  Anyway.  Left earbud ran out of power with 8 minutes left during Walk II.  Presumably I can get that charging during period between Act II and Walk III.  Shouldn't be a problem!  So that's good.  Got lunch in a little more than 2 hours.  Got delicious BISON"D BURGER probably in PROBABLY 6.25 hours.  Got LAUNDRY in probably 3.5 hours.  IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER.  Anyway what else is up.  Gotta figure out what to start watching on the telision set PRETTY SOON.  As soon as maybe 35, 40 minutes.  My guess is pick something where they already correlated the moving images with the sound.  Don't wanna have to line them up myself.  I got better things to do!
   Hmm.  It's NOT true that I have better things to do but it IS true that I don't wanna have to bother doing that.  So there's that.  Hmm.  Maybe go with JAPEPENO peppers on bison burger.  SURE I'll go with The Always Toppings of sauteed mushroom and onion.  But I think I'll also go with the One Quarter Times Topping of Jalepeno Pepper.  IT ADDS A KICK.  I deserve a kick today.  BURGER KICK.  The important thing is I forget.  See if my Dad is getting something to cover him for Tomorrow Night too.  IF SO I get a Griddlecentric meal too with egg white side.  IF NOT I DON'T.  How do you like them apples.  Anyway.  Did Good Will Hunting come up with the How Did You Like Them Apples phrase.  Or just REALLY popularize it. After he said it EVERYONE WAS SAYING IT ALL THE TIME.  I think he just popularized it.  He's a smart guy but that doesn't mean he's so smart he came up with How do you like them apples.  The point is I really don't care and if I don't care one can only imagine how little you care.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Is there A SINGLE black person in Good Will Hunting.  I believe there are a couple of Indian/Pakistani people.  A COUPLE of South East Asian student extras in Wide Classroom Shots.  That's the closest you get to any sort of Non-White people off the top of my head.  Go figure.  I think one of them may have had a line of dialogue.  When there's the super hard Math Problem that Good Will Hunting solves and they're trying to figure out who solved it.  And the professor is like WHO SOLVED THIS.  Was it YOU?  Was it YOU?  And one of the people who denies they solved may have been a brown guy who was like Nope wasn't me.  That's about it.  Anyway really makes you think.  Anyway I'm halfway through Act II at this point.  Nice thing about eating second half of Chinese Food is you don't gotta constantly worry about making sure to be careful about leaving over an appropriate amount.  Just eat as much as you want of what's left over.  Go nuts.  It's all fair game.  So that's good.  However what's BAD about it is more likely than not PROBABLY you left yourself less than 50%.  Not sure why that's more likely than not.  I guess there's tons of factors in Lunch Situations that go into that calculation.  I just feel for some reason if you take into account all those factors more likely than not, you get Chinese Food For Lunch, and you're splitting it into two meals-- you incorplate EVERYTHING-- more likely than not you're gonna wannna eat and/or end up eating more than 50% of it on the first go-around.
   Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  I guess one of the key points is well obviously this is meant to be one meal.  That's how it's SOLD.  HERE YA GO.  It's lunch.  For you.  Right now.  One-off.  HAVE FUN.  Splitting it up into two meals is RIGHT OFF THE BAT presumably not supposed be something you do.  Not designed that way!  THUSLY you're gonna wanna eat more than 50% of it On The First Go Around.  Hmm makes sense.  That's a good explanation for a Key Reason that explains My Hypothesis & Whatknot.  HOWEVER if we're being honest THEY DO probably design it such that they're giving yuo more than a reasonable person would HAVE to eat for a single lunch.  Not sure their EXACT motivations are for that.  Still, I think ALL IN ALL you don't NEED to eat this much for a single lunch.  However that doesn't mean it reaches AN ENTIRE 100% more than a single lunch.  LOOK I DON'T CARE THAT MUCH THAT I WANNA TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE so get off my back about it. 
   What else is going on and crap.  Gotta remember to start charging ear buds after this act.  Instead of having external keyboard plugged in, have earbud pod plugged in!  THEN TAKE QUICK SHOWER then WATCH TELEVISION SET.  Hmm.  Probably would watch NON FICTION George Harrison Mini Series Doc I probably watched before instead of A Hard Days Knight.  HOWEVER watch SomethinG Else I Can Think Of before I watch George Harisson Mini Series Doc too if I can figure that out as well.  Hmm.  Eating lunch about an hour and a half late.  Aiming to eat dinner a mere fourty five minutes late.  NOT SO BAD. Makes a good amount of sense.  That's okay and whatknot!  Gotta imagine there's different size socks.  Gotta imagine all in all the size of socks I wear are MENS SMALL.  Strong likelihood that's exactly what my size would be.  Anyway I guess that's about it for now.  I'll see ya tonight!

Oh No Life Goes On

    Hey friend.  Communal Diner news!  DINER CLOSE DOWN.  Bayside Diner is NO MORE.  Been GOING THERE since I was a child of Oh I Don't Know Let's say SINGLE DIGIT OF AGE.  And been getting delivery of it since I was PRE TWENTY YEARS OF AGE.  Anyway they cite INFLATION and Covid 19.  I SAY THEY'RE LYING.  It's a cover up. I don't know HOW or why.  Well I know HOW.  With this message I just read.  That's HOW they're covering it up.  Not sure of the WHY though.  Either way went with a random door dash diner.  Had delicious bison burger.  Solid 4 out of 10 bison burger!  It was great!  Totally mediocre but great anyway!  Got freedom toast for tomorrow dinner and scrambled eggs for Balanced Breakfasts.  That should be solidly mediocre too.  I TRUST IN THE PROCESS.  Hmm.  Did some laundry.  Ate some Chinese Food.  Watched some movie.  What movie.  Oh. CLERKS III.  MAY have never seen Clerks II.  But I saw Clerks I SO I THINK I GET THE PICTURE.
    Hmm.  Four paragraphs to go.  Took Solid Six walks.  I THINK I GET TE PICTURE.  When I tried to open Recent Beer can CAN DIDN'T OPEN.  The Pop Top thing came off but it din't snap the can open.  Had to do that manually and risked slicing my finger open in the process.  That was a risk I was willing to take.  Turned off it paid off in dividends.  So that's good.  Had one Natural Light left over.  Having it now.  Think I have one Coros Light from a few weeks ago left over.  Have that NEXT.  MAKES SENSE.  What to watch on Television set after this.  Pretty sure I got lots of delightful optoins.  Don't worry about me.  Or worry about me in other contexts.  Surely there's plenty of great contexts that it makes sense to worry about me in.  THIS ONE I think I'm pretty well covered in though.  I'LL BE OKAY HERE.  Hmm.  Solidly WASHED laundry and then DRIED laundry.  Now the laundry is sitting in the dryer.  MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.  Laundry done.  Now when I need to wear a shirt I GO TO THE DRYER to retrieve a shirt. 
   Three paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  Oh No lunch tomorrow is, "HOT," sliced chicken breast sandwich.  That could be a bust.  Probably will be a bust.  But in the end maybe it's okay.  IT BETTER BE OKAY because it's all I got.  Hmm.  The important thing is I finished frozen freedom fries yesterday so NOW I CAN GET FROZEN TATER TOTS NEXT.  WHAT A FOOL I WAS last time when I got french fries instead of tater tots.  What was I thinking!  NOTHING.  I WAS TINKING NOTHING, TAT'S WHO.  Anyway now I know better.  Probably.  One would imagine.  What else is up.  Maybe go right to PERSONALLY CURATED music listening to tonight when entry is over.  But EVEN WITH THAT I'm gonna put something good on The TElevision Set which has closed captioning.  Closed captioning is important.  Tales In The Crypt would be a good option FOR INSTANCE but it has no closed captioning because it's RIPPED version on YouTube.  SO IT'S TERRIBLE OPTION all of a sudden.
   Penultimate paragraph.  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Ended up having lunch at around 3:25 after all the time it took to microwave it.  Had dinner BEFORE EVEN FOUR HOURS HAD EVEN PASSED.  Probably around 7:10 PM.  ALL IN ALL THOUGH I consider my life wasn't completely ruined based on these Life Details.  Not GOOD but didn't totally fuck everything up.  IF ANYTHING IT WAS GREAT.  What a wonderful Four Hour Window.  Between 3:25 and 7:25 I BEGANT AND FINISHT an entire two meals AND TEY WERE BOTH GREAT.  I liked the part where the beef in the beef and broccoli and the part where bison in the bison burger.  Hmm.  Only topping I had was MUSHROOM.  It would have been TOO COMPLICATED and perhaps TOO IMPOSSIBLE to get any other topping besides cheese and/or bacon WHICH I DIDN'T and/or DON'T want.  Look what else is going on is the point I'm trying to make.  SURE I wanted side of egg white with Freedom Toast for balanced breakfast but THEY DIDN'T OFFER.  Just went with Standard Scrambled Eggs (THEIR WORDS NOT MINE wait a second nope that was my words not theirs).
   Last paragraph of the night.  Huh.  Presumably eat some Golden Graham cereal if I have a balanced breakfast.  I like it because Delicious.  Think I got blueberry eggos.  THAT'S the king of eggo I have in stock right now.  WOW.  Hmm.  How can inflation have an impact on a restaurant.  That makes no sense.  SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING.  Eggs cost more?  WHO CARES.  What's the big deal.  I DON'T GET IT.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Also they make a point of saying EVEN THOUGH WE'RE CLOSING PLEASE SUPPORT OTHER LOCAL BUSINESSES EVEN THOUGH OURS WENT UNDER.  YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD.  COOL IT DOWN A BIT.  We get it you wanna sound HIPSET.  Nobody's impressed!  TAKE THAT CRAP SOMEWHERE ELSE GUYS REALLY.  What else is up.  Guess I'm gonna eat some piece of crap when this is over.  WHAT IT IS I dunno.  I guess we've already narrowed it down to Some Piece Of Crap.  That's SOMETHING I guess.  Anyway.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-8:21 P.M. 

Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Do You Have A Second

    Hey friends!  Up a bit late today.  10:19 AM.  No crunchtimein Early Part Of Day BUT it will be one less walk than normal.  Meaning seven overall in the day isntead of eight!  Unless I CrunchTime some bonus walk in afternoon!  HMM.  Did largish reasonable amount of NightMight eating last night.  Slightly less than what had been normal for a couple of months before I started eating slightly less.  But not exactly quite ENCOURAGING.  SLIGHTLY LARGISH REASONABLE AND WHATKNOT.  Hmm.  Classic breakfast.  Nothin' wrong there!  Might not have communal dinner tonight at all!  Only got TWO Definite Super Marker meals left.  Both sandwiches.  Turkish Sandwich and sliced chicken sandwich.  Obviously can't have both today.  That's a redundancy of epic proportions.  BAD EPIC.  Epic sounds good in general. THIS IS A TERRIBLE EPIC.  You know like THE DIVERGENT SERIES.  I've never seen The Divergent Series.  I know NOTHING about The Divergent Series.  One can only imagine first It's Terrible and second It's An Epic.
    Hmm.  Wearing the sock I tore significantly last night.  It's POSSIBLE I don't have any other socks to wear.  Other than the one other sock I got.  Which I'm wearing on the other foot.  Moral of the story is really need to get some more socks.  Anyway.  Was able to put Torn Sock on at just the right angle that Tear isn't bothering me at all.  Hmm.  Started watching THAT COLOR PURPLE last night.  Pretty sure I've never seen it before.  Solid chance I had put it on at some point and paid Negative Attention to it.  But I can say pretty certainty-like that I never watched it AND paid attention to it.  Hmm.  Pretty good!  I get the feelign At The Time people were like WOW WHAT A GREAT MOVIE and then over time people were like WAIT A SECOND SOMETHING ISN'T QUITE RIGHT HERE.  As of now I'm in the HEY THIS SEEMS LIKE A FINE MOVIE camp.  But I'm READY TO SIWTCH UP at any moment.  Anyway.  Eating Super marker sandwich for lunch.  DINNER is when I'll make my move for a wildcard POSSIBLY CHINA FOOD.  Hey time for coffem.
   Maybe ask Halal Cart on next walk how late he stays out and about.  Hmm.  Halal food TWERE I to eat it in reasonable portions would have to be divided into three meals.  Even that is RELATIVELY heavy.  Possibly.  Maybe the portions aren't as huge as in my imagination.  Maybe they are.  I've narrowed it down to Yes Or No.  HMM.  If I was going into today lookin' for some Red Meat for dinner why there's only a delicious Beef With Garlic Sauce possibility from Chinese Food.  That's delicious and nutritious.  GARLIC SAUCE IS GOOD FOR YOU.  It's got all the nutrition of garlic with all the delicious of sauce.  GO FIGURE.  Anyway where was I.  STARTED NEW BOX OF COFFEE FILTERS TODAY.  I forget how many filters are in box.  Might have been 100.  SOUNDS LIKE IT LASTS ME A SOLID 3 AND A TIRD MONTHS.  Feels like it's been longer since I started a new box though.  FEELS LIKE A MORE SPECIAL OCCASION THAN THAT.  Anyway.  FEELS like I haven't seen Whoopi Goldberg yet.  UNLESS SHE LOOKS DIFFERENT IN THE MID 1980'S.  I guess that's possible.  I can't pinpoint the earliest year I'd be able to pinpoint a role I'd recognize her from.  Lemme LTURQ.  It's POSSIBLE I saw Sister Act II at some point which was from 1993.  Unfortunately for her and/or me ALL THE STUFF BEFORE THAT I missed.
   Hmm.  In LATER YEARS I've seen her in a 1991 episode of Tales In The Crypt.  So there's THAT.  Either way wonderful.  Anyway fourth paragraph huh.  Aim I aiming for 8 walks today or not.  SO MUCH DEPENDS ON A RED WHEEL BARROW in this equation.  Wait no it doesn't.  Hmm.  Color Purple.  Purple Rain.  WHAT IS IT with 1980's African American Culture Movies and Purple.  Better LURQ other Purple Themed African American 1980 Films.  Gotta imagine there's 6 to 8 more. ...What am I googlign exactly to see this.  I am 100% ready to look this up right quick.  BUT WHAT AM I DOING EXACTLY to do that.  "Purple 1980 African American Films?"  I need to start the search SOMEHOW.  Let's start it innocuously.  Purple 1980 films.  Leave the African American part out.  ...Not seeing much else.  Woody Allen's The Purple Rose Of Cairo is the main other Purple film in both 1980's and Film History IN GENERAL but not A.A. adjacent.  A.A. is African American.  Not sure I'm comfortable with that in retrospect.
    Fifth paragraph of Act I!  Gotta start a new Playlist for Walk II today.  I was listening to Today's Hits playlist for Walk I and wasn't totally happy with it!  Listened to a few of em but wasn't really, "Digging," them!  I remember these hits from PREVIOUS DAYS.  Sure they're FINE but they're not really TODAY'S Hits NOW ARE THEY.  Anyway.  New socks.  Seems like a pipe dream doesn't it.  But in reality IT CAN HAPPEN.  No reason not to reach for the stars and figure out a way to get new socks.  GOOD SOCKS.  I know my mom says black shoes black socks.  BUT I LIKE WHITE SOCKS.  Why not get myself white socks.  MY BODY MY CHOICE.  More or less.  Hmm.  Anyway how long do I have to write the rest of this act.  Plenty of long.  More than an hour.  How does THAT strike you for Long.  WHOW REALLY LONG STRIKING.  Hmm.  Think I'm running low on Laundered Shirts.  I got at least one more in dryer I think.  Between ONE and THREE I'd say.  But the point is gotta prepare myself for doing more laundry this week.  What's today TUESDAY.  We're talking sometime before next week.
   Halfway through the Act.  WORDWISE.  I dunno about EFFORTWISE of TIMEWISE or QUALITY-CONTENTwise.  But PROBABLY in terms of BULKwise it should be roughly half.  You'd think!  Anyway probably go right back to The Color Purple next time I turn on The Television Set.  Which will be roughly relatively soon!  AH TELEVISION SET.  Delightful.  How old is Whoopy Gholdberg in 1985.  I'm gonna guess 30.  YEP NAILED IT and all I had to do to nail it was Look It Up Inadvertently 10 minutes ago and remember it from then.  Sure.  I like Stephen Spielberg.  I'll watch ALL The Stephen Spielbergs.  What other Stephen Spielbergs haven't I watched.  A lot now that I think about it.  Without Spoilers I counted about 12 films he directed that I haven't seen.  And if you count Spoilers (1992) that's THIRTEEN films he directed that I haven't seen.  Ugh.  The Fabelmans.  FABLEMANS. WOW WHAT A CLEVER PUN.  HERE'S AN ACADEMY AWARD WELL DONE.  YOU IDIOT.
    Seventh paragraph.  Not exactly excited about sandwich for lunch. I was kinda looking forward to dumb HOT chicken sliced dumb sliced chicken sandwich to see what its all about.  But now WHO CARES.  Anyway.  I'll get it out of the way though.  Sure.  Got any good sandwichsides.  Hmm.  Maybe some Frozen Freedom Fries if I have them.  Probably will be having enough spare time between Walk III and lunch to make some Freedom Fries in Oven and whatknot.  EITHER Way huh.  Get the sense that this character's life in The Color Purple KINDA SUCKS?  Not really that great a life at all!  Not even close, too!  SURE she has good relationship with her sister WHILE HER SISTER IS AROUND but beyond that NOT MUCH TO BE HAPPY ABOUT.  That's just my impression though.  I COULD BE WRONG WHAT DO I KNOW.  Also I COULD BE WRONG but the color purple hasn't come up yet.  MIGHT HAVE MISSED IT.  I assume at some point Color Purple is relevant in one way or another.  And if not relevant is just AN ASIDE one way or another.  BUT SOMEHOW IS REFERENCED.
    Three paragraphs to go!  Hey that's great.  Maybe think of some DIY socks I can wear.  I just thought of some great DIY socks-- no socks.  That could work.  For the most part I don't really NEED socks.  IN TE HOUSE who cares what i step on.  OUTSIDE THE HOUSE I got sneakers.  So that works out pretty good.  Other DIY socks off the top of my head brown paper bags.  Presumably got some brown paper bags somewhere.  Get some rubber bands to make them stick around my ankles or something.  I dunno!  Walk on my hands.  Then I don't need socks.  That'd be like saying you need socks for your hands.  Which you don't.  Suddenly my feet are my hands so who need socks for your feet-hands.  NO ONE.  Solved that problem!  I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKG-- wouldn't I now need socks for my hand-feet.  YOU'RE THINKING TOO HARD INTO THIS.  SHUT UP ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND.  WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.
    Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Getting lunch special as opposed to regular combo special for dinner would be good excuse for getting Chinese Food for lunch instead of dinner.  I'd be more ENTHUSIASTIC about having it for lunch, sure.  ALSO it's three dollars cheaper.  POSSIBLE I"M GETTING LESS OF IT?  I dunno!  I think it's 50/50 I'm getting the same amount!  HMM.  Anyway.  Could also go with a LO MEIN or an EGG FOO YOUNG or something.  Either way GONNA SERIOUSLY TINK ABOUT THAT.  Got a couple or hours to think about that SERIOUSLY TINK about that.  What else is up.  I'd have to make sure with Parent(s) that they're not gonna want a communal dinner though.  If there's a chance for Communal Dinner IRRESPONSBLE to get Chinese Food for lunch.  REAL irresponsible-like.  For the most part.  Hmm.  POINT IS suddenly we're talking over 50% chance CHINESE FOOD FOR LUNCH.  Other point is GOTTA IMAGINE TEHRE'S DOZENS OF OTHER POINTS OUT THERE in the wide world of sports etcetera.
   Last paragraph of the act! HMM what to listen to for walk II.  Figure something out.  ALTERNATIVE playlist and whatknot.  I think last one I listened to was New In Alternative BUT I may be wrong.  The important thing is I listen to something that wasn't the last thing I listened to.  Keep things fresh.  Real fresh.  Maybe I should listen to playlist under Rock Music Banner.  Not sur I'm comfortable with that.  Might be too aggressive.  Not sure I'm ready for that much aggression!  Could be too stimulating.  Hmm.  Looks like first game of Mets Season IN Day After Tomorrow is on at The Four Ten O Clock.  Nice Late Afternoon Time Period.  I gotta figure out how I can prepare for getting into that.  Hmm.  Probably be getting back from Walk SIX a litle before then if I get up on time that day.  Sounds reasonable.  MAN OH MAN are they gonna have a starting lineup.  FILLED WITH THEIR BEST PLAYERS.  Sounds exciting.  HEY I'll be back in a little bit.

i'll be right with you

    Hi friends!  Again!  Definitely probably gonna have Chinese Food for lunch.  Whether I'm sure we're not getting communal dinner or not not.  Got 2 Super Marker lunches for the week left.  Chinese Food is 2 lunches.  Got 3 lunche times for the week left.  Worst case scenario is I go into next week with ONE lunch left over.  I CAN DEAL WITH THAT.  Anyway.  We're talkin beef with garlic sauce with pork fried rice and hot and sour soup and side of CRYSTAL shrimp dumplings.  We're talkin half of the meal with the soup TODAY.  Half of the meal with them 5 tiny dumplings TOMORROW.  We're talkin possibly leave over some rice I DUNNO CAN'T PICTURE IT RIGHT NOW.  So that's all well and good.  Hmm.  Probably aim to have lunch around 2:00.  POSSIBLY not Feelin Having Lunch Then.  Wait to have it around 3:30!  Either way I CAN'T LOSE.  Anyway what else is up.  That's a paragraph?  That hardly seems fair.  To me, to you.  Not to anyone.  Kinda seems fair to the 98 out of 100 people in the world that don't participare in this website.  They're not effected at all.
    Hmm.  Went with ALT CNTRL playlist for Walk II.  I think it's good!  Don't think I've listened to This Weeks Iteration of it.  So that's okay.  Is it POSSIBLE I should consider egg drop soup.  It is possible I should consider it.  I guess.  I ultimately should DEFINITELY NOT GET IT.  100%.  No chance in Hell I shuold get it.  But maybe it'd be better than not to Consider Getting It.  All things considered.  Hmm.  Is Mystic River part of the Mystic Pizza extended universe.  Cause I've never seen either movie.  What am I talking about I just saw Mystic River yesterday.  Yeah but I haven't Up-To-Dated my files in my head of fimls I've seen in a couple weeks yet.  I HAVEN'T REGISTERED films I saw yesterday yet.  So get off my back about it.  Anyway.  Any other quality films with Mystic in the title.  Possibly cross-over films with both Mystic and Purple in the title.  Like the Purple Mystics.  Or Mystic Purples.  I was about to say, "Lemme LTURQ," and then actually Look it up right quick.  But then I realized it was dumb.  And now we're all caught up.  That's where I'm at right now.
     Three paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  Time to turn the page of Real Life Calendar in a few days.  This year is the Personal Wellness calendar, right?  LAST YEAR was the World Travel Calendar.  Or do I have it backwards.  Oh well.  No way of knowing.  Guess I'll find out in a couple of days when the time comes to Turn The Page.  Either way what else is going on and crap.  April Fool Day will be afoot.  Hope no one fools me!  The joke would be on me in that case.  I don't need that!  Hmm.  I don't think I'm gonna go out of my way to fool anybody else.  Why should I have to suffer dealing with anyone causing me any hardship.  Doesn't seem right.  Hmm.  Not sure who I'd fool and what I'd fool them with.  And what my motivation would be.  Cause SOCIETY tells me to? I DON'T PLAY THAT GAME.  Huh.  Maybe I FOOL people by DOING THEM SOLIDS.  FOOL TEM IN A POSITIVE DIRECTION.  Fool them with TRUE AFFECTIONS THEY'D NEVER SEE THAT KINDA CRAP COMING.
    Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  What else is up.  Shower after Walk III.  Then wait a little bit.  Then order lunch!  Then wait a while.  Then eat lunch!  Sounds like a plan.  A GOOD plan.  The plan I'm most likely gonna try to manifest into reality!  Anyway.  Water still completely unpooled in bathtub.  I think that was the case lat night and I probably told you as much.  But the point is STILL THE CASE TIS MORNING.  So that's good.  Gotta remember to transfer one set of pills from Reserves Area in a drawer into Active Accessible Area in a cabinet where I take my pills every day.  IF I NEVER TRANSFER IT I'll never be taking them every day.  GOTTA TRANSFER THEM REAL GOOD at some point.  So that's good.  What else is going on.  Tried to figure out how much minutes I am into The Color Purple.  Wasn't as easy as I thought it would be.  I THINK I'm about 20, 25 minutes in.  COULD BE AS MUCH AS THIRTY MINUTES.  Go figure.
    Last paragraph of the act.  YEAH.  What's the ranking of colors.  AMERICA'S FAVORITE COLORS top to bottom.  I dunno.  I guess I'll look into that.  BUT is it RANKED CHOICE VOTING.  Or is it just you only get one vote-- your top favorite-- and it's like that. OR CAN YOU RANK YOUR TOP FAVORITE, YOUR SECOND TOP, and so on, and it has a certain complicated algorithm to determine Overall Aggregated Top Favorite Colors.  TOO COMPLICATED to figure out so I'm just not gonna look into it.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  What colors are in Film Titles the most.  That's an easy one to rank.  No FEELINGS involved.  Then again DOES ANYONE CARE ENOUGH to make a point to rank them.  AGAIN get off my back about it.  Hmm.  I should probably STRONGLY consider other Chinese Food Lunch Special Options.  Why just go with first thing off the top of my head when there's DOZENS of great options.  Then again BEEF WITH GARLIC SAUCE, GREAT, DELICIOUS.  Got it a couple of times in the last half dozen times I got Chinese Food and WITH GOOD RESULTS.  HEY what else is up NOTHING i'll be back tonight SEE YA THEN.

I'm Not Asking For Much

    Hey!  Did I have delicious Beef with broccoli for lunch?  Yep!  Did I ask for beef with garlic sauce?  YOU BET!  Was beef with broccoli fine anyway?  SURE!  Got half of that left over with some crystal shrimp dumpling for tomorrow lunch.  CAN'T WAIT.  Wanna take some sort of SHOT or something that makes it LunchTime tomorrow RIGHT NOW.  ARM-SHOT.  Not me shooting a basketball.  Don't see what the point in that would be.  NO I wanna shoot something into a vein IDEALLY ARM VEIN.  Either way had delicious turkey sandwich for dinner with Finishing All The Frozen Freedom Fries I had in Freedom Freezer.  Hmm.  That was pretty good, too!  Anyway.  Took seven walk today.  Finished The Color Freedom.  Watched the first half of Kurt Cobain documentary that I've seen before but not in a while.  ALL IN ALL it was a solid 4 out of 10 day.  SOLIDLY NOT A DAY THAT MADE ME CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE.  Well I contemplated the idea of suicide I guess because Kurt Cobain ultimately commits suicide.  I didn't contemplate DOING IT.  But I considered it ACADEMICALLY as a THING THAT HAPPENS. 
   Hmm.  Not 100% sure I considered it academically as a thing that happens either.  But there's a possibility I did so I didn't wanna pretend like it's not POSSIBLE I considered it.  Huh.  LOOK KURT COBAIN HAD A TUMMY ACHE.  That's the root cause of all this.  Lots of tummy aches!  That's why he started heroin and pretty sure heroin addiction is what ultimately led to suicide.  Or was at least a main contributing cause.  Anyway oh well what can ya do.  Kurt backwards is Truck.  Gotta imagine Kurt Cobain figured that out at some point early on in his life and had some fun with that somehow.  One can only imagine what kinda fun he had with that.  I guess we'll never know for sure.  Maybe the people in possession of all his notes and diaries will know a little bit more than us.  THEY GOT SOME POSSIBLE RECORDS.  But WE THE GENERAL PUBLIC will be kept mostly in the dark.  So that's good.  Gonna have delicious breakfast tomorrow.  Still got a black and white cookie hanging around the Fridgerator as a possibility.  And I got classic breakfast possibility, too!  FRITTATAS.  YA NEVER KNOW.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Anyway.  Beef with broccoli is ONLY broccoli is a vegetable.  NOTHIN ELSE.  Just beef, broccoli, and rice.  I think less beef than beef with garlic sauce, too.  MORE RICE though.  Plenty of rice!  Hmm.  Pretty sure they didn't give themselves The Tip I told them to add on, too!  OH WELL.  Anyway.  Garlic Sauce.  Garlic Cause.  YOU SWITCH AROUND one set of two letters and ya get TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT WORDS.  Cause and Sauce.  Gotta imagine Kurt Coabin figured, "Cause & Sauce," out early on in his life and had a field day with that one.  What else is going on and crap.  I MAY or may not have a completely incorrect idea of who or whom not Kurt Cobain was or was not.  Guess we'll never know for sure.  On account of him dying before anyone got a chance to meet him.  Hmm.  Kinda feels like there must have been people who got a chance to meet him.  I guess we'll never know TAHT for sure either.  On account of people never getting a chance to meet anyone who may or may not have had a chance to meet Kurt Cobain Themselves.
    Penultimate paragraph of the day!  Anyway.  Not sure what to watch on the television set after this entry.  Dunno about going back to Kurt Cobain, "Dock,".  Not happy about the, "K," in that but what can ya do.  Either way after this I got A HARD DAYS KNIGHT to watch.  MAY have put that on at some point and paid about A THIRDS WORTH of attention.  Also got a two part mini series documentary of Georgeathon Harrison to watch.  ALSO pretty sure I watched that at some point.  The important thing is I continue watching things on The Television Set.  But something else for tonight.  Hmm.  Tomorrow is the last day of all time before the 2023 Major League Baseball Season starts to take place.  Feels momentous.  So that's good I guess.  I feel like the beef in beef and broccoli MUST be in SOME sort of GREASE or something.  Right?  Maybe not an all out SAUCE.  But it's MOIST.  Gotta be GREASED UP IN SOMETING.
    Last paragraph.  Solid HALF of the meal left!  I think!  I feel like I divided the meal pretty Halfly.  Had the entire Hot and Sour soup and ONE of five crystal shrimp dumplings today.  ...Have the other four crystal shrimp dumplings for tomorrow. ....And entire zero out of one of the soup. And roughly half the broccoli and beef!  MAYBE now that I think about it around 40% of the rice.  BUT IT'S PRETTY CLOSE.  Anyway the point is I HAD A GOOD TIME EATING IT and I'll have A GOOD TIME EATING IT AGAIN ONCE MORE.  Hmm.  HMM.  Just occurred to me figure out some Obscure 1980's horror film to watch.  If I can't find one I haven't seen before SURELY I CAN FIND ONE I'VE SEEN OVER TE LAST 2 or 3 YEARS BUT PAID NO ATTENTION TO.  So that's a SLAM DUNK way to do the next hour or two.  ANYWAY I guess that's it for tonight.  Entrywise.  TOnightwise will continue for me and for everyone else IN GENERAL FOR THE MOST PART and whatknot.  See ya tomorrow!

-8:07 P.M.

Monday, March 27, 2023

Gonna Try To Do Decent For A Change

    Hey friends!  Here LATE today.  11:28 AM!  I'll fit in things without crunchtime in morning part.  But only TWO walks.  Gonna end up with six or seven overall.  Might CrunchTime some three walks in Afternoon instead of normal two.  I'd say solid 2:1 odds I go with THREE.  Giving me SEVEN walks overall instead of Eight overall and instead of Six which would be normal if today continues like all other days.  YEAH.  Looks like no communal dinner tonight.  Solid plurality and POSSIBLY MAJORITY chance I pick up pizza on a walk to bring home for dinner.  That increases chances I take bonus afternoon walk!  I'd pick it up on penultimate walk of the day and then take NightTime walk a little bit later after eating.  I THINK.  Makes sense.  WHAT ELSE IS UP KEEP TALK. Oh So Much More.  Gonna take AT LEAST one more paragraph.  Phone wasn't charging all night but got Reasonable Amount of charge.  Was 61% when I arrived home after Walk I.  Is charging now.  Be nice is it's over 70% by the time I leave for walk II.
    YEAH.  Had small amount of NightMight last night.  I TINK I only had 1 thing but it was solid 200 calorie Iced Cream sandwich.  Had hearty brownie for Breakfast.  Probably gonna have sushi for lunch.  BACK UP OPTOINS is sliced, "HOT," chicken or turkey sandwich.  HMM is that all Caught Upedness.  Gotta make some roster movies a few days ahead of MLB season.  FANTASY BASEBALL roster movies.  I down own a Major League Baseball team and thus can't make Major League Baseball roster moves.  UNLESS... wait no No Unless There.  Hmm.  Did I get anything great out of staying in bed late.  THINK I was having some halfway pleasant dreams.  Maybe not EUPHORIC dreams.  Definitely no WET dreams.  But I think they were ABOVE 5 out of 10 dreams.  Definitely weren't BOTHERING me.  So that's good.  WERE I ON A ROLLER COASTER in the dream.  That's my first thought in terms of was I having fun.  Nope.  I think we can narrow it down to wasn't on any thrill rides IN OR OUT of amusement park.
   COFFEM time.  Was I taking a not particularly pleasant Amuesment Park ride?  Hmm.  Like the train that takes you around the circumrance of the park?  I dunno even that sounds kinda fun.  It gets you from point a to point b without having to walk.  Now that I think about it I WANNA TAKE TAHT RIDE MOST OF ALL.  Do theme parks all have that.  Or is that something I just Dreamt Up.  And/or I saw in ONE PARTICULAR theme park and/or I only saw in Roller Coaster Tycoon and extrapolated to real life.  Probably somewhere in the middle.  Saw it in one theme park AND saw it as an option in Roller Coaster Tycoon.  EXISTS NOW AND AGAIN but not universally.  Wonder if existed in Universal Studios: The Ride.  Huh.  What kinda pizza we talking for tonight if we're talkin the 50-70% chance we're gettin' pizza.  Two slices that's a no brainer.  Sicily Style?  NON Sicily Style?  What do we call NON-Sicily.  NEOPOLITIAN?  Better LTURQ.  Too many historic segments if Italy.  Not just Sicily and Everything Else As One.  OH WELL.  PIZZA WISE it appears to be so.  Everyone Agreed on Pizza more or less.  THAT'S GOOD.
    Hmm.  TOPPIN?  This place doesn't really DO garlic as a topping.  You ask them for garlic as a topping they're like what, you mean free garlic?  That you just sprinkle on that we offer for free as a shaker thing at your table?  Which is good for them now that I think about it I DON'T GET IT EITHER.  Hmm.  Either way we'll think about that bridge when we get there.  Hmm.  What time we talkin' Sun Going Down Today.  I'm gonna guess It Begin at Oh I Don't Know 7:18.  7:14.  WOW I HIT IT NAIL ON TEH HEAD EXACTLY.  Wonder if I'll ever get tired of that running joke.  Possible it stays with me for the rest of my life for fifty years.  Getting things wrong and then proclaiming I nailed it.  FIFTY YEARS AHEAD OF ME with that joke.  Sounds like QUITE A LIFE I've got in store for me.  What am I watching on TV today.  The Seventh Day maybe.  Watched 5 minutes of it.  Seemed like a decent film.  Should I save it for night time on account of it's Horror Elements?  Possibly!  Probably won't though.  It seems like a quality film and ya don't come across that every day!
   Fifth paragraph.  HMM running low on Gum OVERALL such that it'll be close on whether I can last until re-up on Friday.  Got FOUR full packs and close to a full pack of Bubble Gum.  Three full packs of Tropical Twist and one full pack of Delightful Peppermint.  Each pack is Oh I Don't Know 14 or 16 pieces.  Should just get me there.  BARELY.  It'll be very close though.  The important thing is I didn't plan ahead of now it's biting me in the ass.  Wonder if I can chew my ass like bubble gum.  Probably not.  It's impossible.  I'd have to cut off a piece of my ass.  I can neither chew my ass while it's part of my ass logicistally OR cut off part of my ass logicistically.  NOT WITOHUT THE HELP OF A FRIEND AT LEAST.  Hmm.  Probably have lunch an hour later today.  Makes sense.  Should I have dinner an hour later today?  You'd think that'd make sense too!  Maybe aim for having dinner HALF an hour later.  That'd make sense.  Look we live in a very elastically sensible world.  We can figure how out to make sense of many things.  WOW what a great world.
   Halfway through the act!  Then again maybe I have meals at regular time.  THEN AGAIN maybe I watch Reservoir Dogs.  I feel like one of the opening sequences if they're all eating at a diner or something.  I'd like to watch that because I'm a big fan of diners.  Might really get me going in terms of Lots Of Things.  Diners stimulate ALL the senses.  Then again they talk about not leaving a tip which sort of makes me feel uncomfortable.  TRUE most of them are in favor of leaving tips but even just the SUGGESTION that you might not leave a tip LEAVES ME A LITTLE QUEASY.  Just gotta tell myself ITS JUST A MOVIE IT CAN'T HURT ME.  Hmm.  Sometimes movies can hurt you.  JAWS 3D.  Jaws comes out to bite you.  1 out of 100 times YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GET BITTEN.  Not sure what that's supposed to mean.  The important thing is Someone Said It.  Pretty sure there was a Jaws 3D and I'm not just thinking about the Jaws reference in Back Too The Future II.  90% sure there was a Jaws 3D.  Hmm.  YEP.  Aamzing.
    Seventh paragraph.  Let's see what phone is up to.  STILL BEING CHARGED.  Good that's what I was hoping.  NO WHAT CHARGE IS IT UP TO.  Oh well then THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID.  Anyway. 67%.  Not so bad.  Pretty happy about that!  So YEAH it's unfortunate to discover my reserves of gum are very low HOWEVER it's nice to find out I got some PEPPERMINT.  So ya take the wins where you can find them.  Possible GINOS PIZZARIA sells gum.  And by Possible I mean NOPE NOT REALLY.  Anyway I dunno.  Can search the Television Set specifically for Tarentino Films.  See if there are any I can access for Free easily.  See if I can bypass accessing them with my Xbox 360 which doesn't always work.  Hmm better LURQ how to spell Tarentino.  Microsoft Frontpage never accepts it as a word.  Which I'm gonna guess is 2/3rds on me, 1/3rd on them.  TARANTINO.  Yep.  It was on me.  There's an, "A," in there where I was using an, "E."  LEARNT MY MISTAKE.  Time to move on with your life.
   Three paragraphs to go.  I heard his cast and crew call him TYRANT-ino because he's so difficult to work with on set.  Huge demanding jerk. Let's get that out there.  What else do I got going on for me.  What if I had pizza for lunch and sushi for dinner.  Is that something I would enjoy.  Nah not really.  I mean sure I'd ENJOY it.  I still like pizza and sushi and I'd stlil like them both today.  But I wouldn't particularly like them more in that order and probably LESS.  The important thing is what else isgoing on and crap.  MONDAY.  Solid chance Streamers are updated on Mondays.  Solid chance they're updated on ANY Days of the week.  You could tell me they're updated on pretty much any day of the week On The Regular and I'd believe you.  Well not Wednesdays or Thursdays.  That'd be a tough sell.  But Friday, Sunday, Monday.  Those are all plausible.  Tuesday or Saturday... Why Not.  You get the idea.
   Penultimate paragraph of the Act!  I could see Thursday Updates.  WEDNESDAYS though would make NO SENSE.  If there's one day I can't tolerate believing you're updating Films on your streaming service its a Wednesday. DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE WIT THAT CRAP.  Hmm.  Guess I'm gonna take a shower directly after Act II.  Before taking any further walking or Lunching or anything like that.  So that's how that goes.  Hmm.  Not sure what I'll want for Sushiside.  Normally it's wheat thins but I dunno I might wanna mix it up a bit!  Don't think I'd want cheez its.  The cheez would CLASH with the sushi.  I want something less ABRASIVE.  Like a WHEAT THIN.  But NOT EXACTLY a wheat thin.  What else ya got.  Hmm.  If I had SALTINES I'd have something like that.  But guess what  I DON'T HAVE SALTINES.  Maybe something like Toast from Endpiece of loaf of bread.  ONLY GOT ONE ENDPIECE OF LOAF OF BREAD LEFT for next week and a half.  DO I WANNA BLOW IT ON THIS. I DON'T THINK SO.  Gonna have to look into that one.  LOOK INTO THAT ONE HARD.
    Last paragraph of the act!  That sort of thing. Hmm.  If I had frozen french fries which I probably do I could see myself making a dozen of them to pair with sushi.  Kinda bland french fries.  It'd be fun to have that with sushi.  HOWEVER they'd need to be in oven for close to an hour.  That'd be kinda clunky scheduling to commit to and whatknot.  So I dunno if that makes sense.  Guess I COULD figure out a way to do it.  ALso not 100% sure I have them French Fries.  Also who cares exactly besides me who Does Care A Lot but that's just one person.  Hmm.   Solid 2.75 out of 10 Act I I think.  I didn't completely hate writing it.  I feel like I enjoyed the part about the Riding Around The Amusement Park in little train.  It wasn't entertaining but I COULD PICTURE IT IN MY MIND and it was fun to imagine riding the little train.  What fun.  Anyway I'll see ya in a little bit for more Round Up To Three Out Of Ten.

sounds reasonable actually

    Hi friends!  Lunch in about 2 hours.  Maybe a bit sooner!  Phone is charged at a solid 70%.  Not bad!  Shower in about half an hour.  Gonna be good!  ALL THAT CRAP.  What else is up. Maybe I'd enjoy Roller Coaster Tycoon.  Do I have it installed on computer.  NOPE I DON'T SEE IT. Also don't immediately see anywhere the CDROM thing I connect to computer. DOesn't mean I can't find it if I spent 10 minutes looking for it.  PROBABLY means I can't find it if I spent 10 minutes looking for it!  HMM.  What else is up and crap.  Any good alternative for dinner.  Think I'd really enjoy starting a HALAL food.  Chicken and lamb over rice.  It'd REALLY hit the spot.  But I already got rice in Sushi.  So that'd be dumb.  Also I DON'T KNOW how late Cart Person is there. I don't wanna be AN IDIOT and go take a walk POST SIX PM hoping he's there and then he's not there and then I have to re-calibrate my entire life.  Then I'd look AND/OR SMELL like an idiot.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Sure there's several dozen places I can get chicken and/or lamb over rice from Door Dash.  But the point is I DON'T TRUST delivery places that do it.  They'd TRY TOO HARD.  Keep it simple that's what I say.  Never said it before.  PROBABLY said it before.  I'm sure I've said it dozens of times before.  Not one of the main THINGS I SAY but that doesn't mean it's never Crossed My Lips or Crossed My Fingers Typing and/or Caligrafied It Up while Writing With Pen and whatknot.  You get the idea.  SIGN LANGUAGE.  Hardly ever do sign language.  VERY possible I've sign languaged words Just By Accident.  I've moved my hands and arms ALL THE TIME throughout my life.  AT POINTS I must have made some words and phrases just by chance.  Go figure.  Hope I didn't offend any Sign Language Watchers ny accident.  One can only assume if I said something in sign language it would be something that was offensive.
   Three paragraphs to go!  If we're getting rice and Halal Cart is crossed out can always get Chinese Food Delivery.  YEAH BUT we're NOT getting rice.  SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT and whatknot.  Hmm.  Halah cart SHOULD be there at 6:30.  Let's face it he should be there at 8:30 but I don't think this specific one is there at 8:30 for sure.  In CROWDED area In City Halal Cart gonna be there REAL late.  In NYU you can count on some Halal Cart to be there past Midded Night!  BUT THAT'S A DREAM SCENARIO in A DREAM LIFE.  In REALITY WORLD these days Ya gotta be happy for SUBURB HALAL CART to be there at 6:30 PM.  Dangit.  Hey we're halfway through Act II.  That's bound to happen now and again.  Pretty much Once A Day.  If you'll crunch the numbers along with me You'll Find That I'm Right.  Anyway.  Wanna write a Spec Script sequel to Chang Can Dunk called Chang Can Funk.  And this time he makes a bet with somone that he can learn how to Play Funk Music within 10 weeks.   DANGIT WHY DID I JUST TELL YOU THAT instead of just geting started on it.  Now YOU'RE gonna do it before I get a chance.  And/or do it after I get a chance BUT DO IT BETTER.  What an idiot.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act.  It's called a Spec Script because IT'S ALL SPECULATION at this point.  Hmm.  Looks like bathtub is 100% unpooled.  FOR NOW.  Once I start shower again The Pooling begins once more.  Either way what can ya do.  What day is first Mets game this week.  I wanna say FRIDAY.  Second guess is Saturday.  Third guess is THURSDAY.  Lemme LTURQ.  METS FIRST GAME IS TUHRSDAY.  FUCK.  I knew I should have made Thursday my second guess.  I WAS TINKING THURSDAY OR FRIDAY at first and not Friday Or Saturday.  I JUST GOT IN MY HEAD ABOUT IT.  This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me since that o ther thing that happened to me about a dozen seconds ago that I can't remember specifically.  Hmm.  HOWEVER ON THE OTHER HAND. great wonderful I get to watch fun major league baseball on Thursday as opposed to having to wait a day or two later.  So through that lens this is great news!  I guess. 
    Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  HOWEVER it means the season will also END a day or two earlier than I was projected originally.  THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS.  ugh.  Hmm.  What to put on Television Set when I'm done with shower.  Figure something out that I don't know yet.  NOT The Seventh Day AT LEAST NOT IMMEDIATELY.  Try to figure something else out first.  PERHAPS if I don't figure something else out first GO TO THE RESERVIOUR DOGGS.  Then see how that goes.  ONLY A ONE HUNDRED MINUTE MOVIE.  I'm gonna live WAY longer than that.  So I'll be able to watch the entire thing No Problem more or less which is good.  Hmm.  Little concerned about Violence in Reservoir Dogs.  Is it TOO MUCH voilence?  I've been led to believe there might be a lot of violence in this movie and it's not spread out over 2 hours and 18 minutes but only over 100 minutes.  So that's somethin I gotta take into consideration going into this.  Hmm.  I'll be back tonight I guess.
 

I Said The Magic Word

    Hey friends.  Lived a pretty successfull AfternoonDay.  Had delightful Sicily-Style pizza for dinner.  I particularly liked the crust!  But ya know what?  Cheese and BottomCrust was pretty good too.  Didn't have a problem with that tomato sauce either!  Hmm.  Sushi was complimented with wheat thins.  ALSO a good experience.  Watched MYSTICAL RIVER today.  That was a WINNER of a film.  WELL DONE.  Had to put my Film Glasses on to watch that one.  Gotta appreciate some Fine Film making AND PARTICULARLY Fine Film Acting for that one AND GUESS WHAT I DID.  Hmm.  Watched about half of The Seventh Day now.  NOT A GREAT FILM.  It's got Guy Pierce though.  HE'S MEMENTO though.  SO that's good.  Anyway I'd be pantsless but I gotta take out some garbage in Oh I Don't Know 25 minutes.  Hmm.  Guess it turnt out I did know.  Go figure.  Guess I didn't know WHEN I said I Didn't Know.  So I wasn't LYING PER SAY.  But I was lying PER NO SAY.
    Four paragraph to go.  Delightful.  SANDWICH for lunch tomorrow.  Standard Turkey Sandwich or HOT sliced chicken breast sandwich. I TINK TIS IS A NO BRAINER of where to go.  Experiment with HOT sliced chicken breast sandwich.  DINNER GONNA BE A BLAST.  Gotta be on track for a communal dinner-- a DINER communal dinner-- and gotta be on track for RED MEAT.  Possibly multi-part'r but MORE LIKELY a Bison'd Burger.  YOU KNOW HOW TAHT GO.  It go how it sound like it go.  I eat it.  That's about it!  Hmm.  Any other good movie I can watch after this besides the rest of Seventh Day.  TRICK QUESTION.  The phrasing of that question implies that The Rest of Seventh Day is a good movie.  WHICH IT ISN'T.  The entire question is a LOGISTICAL NIGHTMARE.  If you asked it to a computer it would CAUSE TE COMPUTER TO EXPLODE because it can't process that kind of nonsense.  SO KEEP THAT IN MIND in case you ever want to cause computers to explode by asking them trick questions.  Which YOU WILL.  Only a matter of time that'll come up.
    Three paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  Ate lunch about an hour and 15 minutes later than usual.  Ate dinner about fourty five minutes later than usual.  ALL IN ALL pretty regular and whatknot.  Delightful.  I WISH I WAS EATING A MEAL RIGHT NOW.  You know like PROTEIN and crap.  Even just CHEESE.  I can eat CHEESE ITS.  They're PACKED TO THE BRIM with cheese.  NOW IF ONLY I COULD FIGURE OUT WHAT BRIM is.  Is it related to BRIM STROKER'S DRACULA.  Also I think it's Stoker.  But I guess the porn's version uses the word Stroker.  But they also gotta figure out a porn version of Bram and Dracula.  Well DICKULA there's one word down.  Hmm.  BRAM. ...Get back to me on this.  Gonna have to consider this one carefully.  I feel like there's an obvious one I'm missing.  Something Stroker's Dickula... SOMETHING SHOULD BE STARING ME IN THE FACE and it's just not occurring to me.  FINE I'LL GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT OKAY I'LL UPDATE YOU ON THIS IN A LITTLE BIT.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Feels like in the future I should get sushi from super market but just get it such that I have snack of sushi here and there.  A SINGLE SUSHI AS A SNACK.  Just an idea I'm workshopping.  Not sure what else there is to workship.  It 's an idea.  Either do it or not do it.  WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO CONSIDER.  I dunno.  Get off my back about it.  Slam Stroker.  No that's no good.  Ram?  Wham?  Ugh.  LIFE IS HARD SOMETIMES.  What else do I got goingon for me.  Ended up taking Solid Seven walks I guess.  That's not so bad.  The important thing is I don't have Precious to watch anymore tonight.  But I can watch a Precious-ESQUE movie tonight if only I could figure out THE CLOSEST TO PRECIOUS film out there that's both available to me and AvAILABLE TO ME.  Huh.  One more paragraph to go.
    YEAH.  Adults can be precious.  I SAY ADULTS ARE PRECIOUS JUST AS CHILDREN ARE.  Just not AS precious.  THERE'S A LIMIT to how precious adults can be.  KEEP IT TO A REASONABLE LEVEL ADULTS OKAY.  What else is going on and crap.  Just took out garbage.  Thusly took off my pants.  Waited till I got back inside though.  It was RAINING outside.  I DIDN'T WANNA GET MY LEGS WET.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Accidentally tore into one of my sockets while taking my pants and/or socks off.  Also, "Sockets," means, "Sock."  The point is one ofthe socks is now too torn.  The point is life is ruined, take it back.  TAKE IT BACK!  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Waht kinda charge is my phone at right around now.  And by right around now I am speaking generally when I could be speaking a lot more specifically.  Hmm.  35%.  Sounds like WE LASTING TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT.  Good deal.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:52 P.M.

Sunday, March 26, 2023

So I Says So I Says

    Hey friends!  9:27 AM!  Got more then enough time to fit in all I wanna fit in for early part of day.  Acts I and II, 4 walks, shower, ultimately LUNCH.  Got up QUITE early for First walk, then lay in bed for half an hour.  Now I'm here!  Got solid An Hour an Let's Say Fifteen Minutes If I Need It.  WON'T NEED IT.  Probably could use even more if I felt like it!  ANYWAY.  There was a small spider on a clean glass of mine I could have retrieved from Cabinet!  Obviously I didn't use that glass.  HOWEVER I took out the glass anyway.  Killed the spider!  Put glass in sink.  Figured that's the way to go.  For cleanslines sake.  Cleansliness is next to godliness.  I dunno about NEXT to.  Maybe it's the closest thing but it's still REALLY far away.  Godliness seems like SEVERAL steps away from cleasliness if my feeling.  Otherwise I've been not taking Cleansliness as seriously as I have been OR maybe I've been taking Godliness TOO seriously.  Hmm.  Had reasonable amount of NightMight!  Had delicious Black and white for breakfast!
   Yeah!  Leaning towards SUSHI for lunch.   Back-up are Turkey sandwich or turkey meated loaf.  HEY GREAT JUST GREAT.  I listened to some more New In Alternative  playlist on Walk I.  Hmm. Instead of watching Horror Film last night or continuing Change Chan Dunk I put on PRECIOUS.  I watched ALL OF PRECIOUS.  I had seen it before but this time I REALLY watched it.  I was listening to music for half of it.  But even then I was READING the dialogue.  Either way THIS GIRL SURE IS PRECIOUS.  Not sure the name.  But IN GENERAL.  It's a serious film However there AER Jokes.  About five minutes in-- her real first name is Clarece-- and there's a line of dialogue where a school administrator begins a conversation by saying Hello Clarice.  I BUST A GUT LAUGHING FROM THAT ONE.  C'mon.  They knew what they were doing with that dialogue.  Right?  HOW COULD TEY NOT.  Anyway.  Not sure if I was listening to music or not at that point.  Whether I heard or or just read it.  Coffee time.
   I am wearing button down shirt and each button was OFF by one.  I misbuttoned them persay.  I was gonna STICK WITH IT at least until shower in a few hours FOR STYLE.  But my mom noticed and I changed it to please her.  OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE.  Anyway.  How old was Precious Character compared to Precious Actor.  ACTOR was 26 at time of FILM RELEASE.  Who KNOWS when it was made.  MAYBE SHE WAS 25.  I've heard of CRAZIER TINGS.  Anyway I think her character was SIXTEEN.  If not sixteen FIFTEEN OR SEVENTEEN.  But 16 sounds right.  So basically what else is up.  No water pooled up in bathtub!  YEAH.  I don't like how there's still a lot of water pooled eight hours later after shower The NIGHT after the EARLY AFTERNOON shower.  But ULTIMATELY if there's no water pooled 24 hours after a shower WHEN IT'S TIME FOR TE NEXT SHOWER that's pretty much what counts. HOWEVER ya never know what the future brings.  THE MORE THE WATER POOLS NOW the worse it spells for the future.  HEY THE PARAGRAPH-- IT'S OVER.
   Fourth paragraph.  YEP.  In the Precious FILM Wikipedia Page I didn't immediately see Precious Age.  However in Precious ACTOR page I saw they said Precious Age in Blurb About Her Playing Precious Part Of Page.  Huh.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  SUNDAY.  WEEKEND.  The good news is I got more HEART WARMING Asian American Teenager Coming Of Age Film.  Not sure it's a coming of age film.  This guy seems pretty well put together.  He's already COME OF AGE.  He just needs to Learn How To Dunk.  Easy.  EASY.  Anyway.  I dunno.  Figure he must still have to come of age as well.  I'm sure the rest of the film we'll figure that one out as well.  Also IS HE SIXTEEN TOO?  Maybe he can be friends with Precious.  He MAY only be fifteen.  Either fifteen or sixteen.  LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  Maybe later.  Kinda busy now.  When's a good time to talk about it.  I feel like TODAY is good.  Don't wanna put it off for LATER in the week.  Maybe before dinner?  Around 5:15, 5:30.  Ugh.  Also he talks about he doesn't wanna join the basketball team because he's not that good and would only, "RIDE THE BENCH" (metaphor I DON'T fully understand).  BUT I'VE SEEN THIS GUY IN GYM CLASS-- HE'S GOOD.  He makes all his shots and crap.  I'm not lying they show him as proficient I DON"T GET IT.
   Fifth paragraph.  The important part is I WISH HE WAS SHORTER.  I GET that he has to be medium height in order to presumably eventually believably dunk.  BUT I'D RELATE TO AN ACTUALLY ACTUAL SHORT ASIAN AMERICAN TEENAGER more.  SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT FOR THE NEXT TIME DISNEY PLUS MAKES A FILM ABOUT AN ASIAN AMERICAN MALE TEENAGER.  They must get around to it at some point!  Wonder if this kinda film does well in China.  Maybe it's GOOD for the China markets because of the Asian part of Ancestry or maybe it's BAD because in China they don't like the part where Asian ancestry mixes with American culture and it's EVEN WORSE than just REGULAR American Culture movies.  GONNA HAVE TO LOOK INTO TAHT.  Before dinner.  Around 5:15 or 5:30.  Whenever WE'RE NOT talking about the thing we were talking about before.  What was that.  I forget.  OH RIGHT.  How old the kid is.  Hmm.  WAIT A SECOND.  I don't think they ever specify this kid is CHINESE-AMERICAN.  I think he LOOKS Chinese American.  Could be wrong though.  Lemme LTURQ.
  Huh. ALSO Chang is Chinese Name.  Chang Hai Chek.  What more is there to say.  Well there's spelling his name correctly, there's THAT more to say.  Lemme LTURQ.  Chiang Kai-Shek.  You get the idea though.  HMM.  Descriptions of film say Asian-American BUT article about Writer-Director says he draws on his own experience as Chinese-American.  So there ya go!  What else is going on and crap.  First day in a couple of days I'm gonna hit Standard Eight Walks.  Yesterday was a mere six. I  THINK it was only seven DEFINITELY one day before that, possibly TWO, possibly three!  The important thing is that not sure there is an important thing in this context.  Hmm.  What is this, Sixth paragraph?  I like that.  Means next paragraph is Solid Seventh paragraph.  Which is  some pretty good paragraph deepness!  Not sure today is gonna be that great.  Then again I'll find some entertainment on the television set I'm sure!
   Four paragraphs to go!  How long do I have to comfortably write four paragraphs. I dunno Lots Of Comfortable Time.  Hmm.  It's ironic because her name is precious and WE know she's precious but the people around her don't appreciate she's precious but then she finds people who DO appreciate she's precious and she suspects she's precious from the start but then by the end she realizes FOR SURE I THINK more confidently she's precious.  I THINK that's how the film goes but IF NOT DON'T BLAME ME I WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC FOR HALF OF IT and the other half I was busting a gut because someone said HELLO CLARICE at one point.  Could have gotten the entire thing wrong completely.  Maybe precious isn't a good thing to be.  YOU DON'T WANNA BE PRECIOUS.  GROW UP.  BEING PRECIOUS IS FOR CHILDREN.  ADULTS ARE OVER PRECIOUSITY.  Maybe.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Maybe watch the film again.  Best way of looking into that one off the top of my head.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Every child is precious.  Makes sense.  Every adult is precious.  SOUNDS WEIRD.  That's all I'm saying.  Anyway any kinda delicious sushiside for lunch.  I usually go into Thinking About Sushi hey I'm not gonna need a sushiside. Sushi gonna carry itself.  But when the time comes Ya KNOW WHAT I'd like a nice small complimentary sushiside.  OFT a bit of wheated thins.  NOT A LOT.  Just a HINT of wheat things.  You know 8-12.  That could be good.  Gotta figure out a SOLID consistent way to alternate between them.  Not just RANDOMLY.  Don't eat three wheat thins then one sushi then the rest of the whear thins then the rest of the sushi.  NO.  ALTERANTE EVENLY.  DO IT RIGHT that's all I'm saying.  What else is up.  Not exactly sure what the stakes are to Chang Dunking.  He seems to be winning the affections of a cute girl he just met in the first 15 minutes of the film.  HE"S ALREADY WON.  Film over.  Who cares about the rest.  Hmm.  Kids are weird these days if That's Not Enough For Them and they buy into the premise that The Film Must Go On And That Makes Sense.
    Penultimate paragraph of the act!  LOOK I'm sure they'll run into some trouble during their courtship along the way.  I GET IT.  I'm no DUMMY.  BUT TAT'S PART OF LIFE.  We don't need to know.  Hmm.  What kinda weather we dealing with today.  Wore winter jacket on first walk.  WAS I too warm?  Who can remember.  We're talking I got home close to an hour and a half ago.  Then I LAID DOWN for half an hour.  I don't REMEMBER things before I laid down.  You know that sort of thing.  Hmm.  I got any responsibilities coming up this week.  Probably not.  Gotta Fine Tune baseball fantasy baseball roster ahead of MLB Opening Day.  GOOD.  I'll pay halfway attention to fantasy baseball!  Maybe not as it felt like I would roughly around Draft Starting.  But I'll pay halfway attention to it, SURE.  Yeesh.  Little concerned that Chang's hero is Kobe Bryant but there's no plot line where he's constantly mourning his death.  Lots of references to things Kobe has said and done and his poster on his wall but there's no SOLEMNESS or DEPRESSION over his loss.  JUST DOESN'T RING TRUE.
    Last paragraph of Act I.  Good stuff.  Feels like I could do better than go straight to Chang Can Dunk when I start watching Television Set today.  I enjoyed watching it last night but I wanna get cracking on something else for today AT FIRST.  Hmm.  Also kinda feels like the title is a spoiler alert?  The entire film is WILL CHANG BE ABLE TO DUNK.  And the title is YES CHANG CAN DUNK.  Sure it's POSSIBLE The Title Is A Lie.  Titles Can Be LIES, WHY NOT.  But our first instinct is to trust the title.  So we'll see I guess.  Yeah.  What temperature is it now.  Up to over 50!  Maybe I wear shweatshirt jacket on upcoming walk.  Take a chance.  Seems plausible.  Plausible I take a chance.  Plausible the chance pays off.  Lots of plausibilities.  Nah I think I'll just stick with winter jacket.  I dunno I don't like how it's called winter jacket.  Winter isn't very descriptive of How Cold It Is.  WINTER has different meanings depending on Where On Earth You Life.  Should be called Some Sort Of Level Of Coldness Jacket.  GO FIGURE.  That's it for now see ya in a bit.  Maybe most people don't call things Winter Jackets.  MAYBE IT'S JUST ME.  That's it for now see ya in a bit.

don't make me come over there

    Hey friends!  Got up to fourty five minutes to write this act if I wanna.  That's good.  Hmm.  Wore Coldness Jacket for last walk but GOING FORWARD today gonna wear sweatshirt jacket.  Maybe by the last walk I go back to Coldness jacket.  We'll see how it goes!  Anyway got some coffee and some diet coke.  Thinking about switch-em-thinging-things-up and having turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti for lunch.  Seems reasonable.  In the meantime though maybe when I put shirt back on I put it on ONE BUTTON OFF consequences be damned.  I feel like that's a style dumb people might do consciously.  I'm sure throughout modern history HUNDREDS of people may have tried to pull that off on purpose.  And ya know what?  Might have worked a dozen times.  I dunno what, "Working," means.  Audience to Shirt just sort of thinks hey that guy is wearing a shirt that looks appropriate.  Good on him.  Doesn't have to be actively thinking WHAT A GREAT OUTFIT.  Just has to be NOT be thinking SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THIS GUY'S APPEARANCE I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Sure.  I can see myself forking off bits of the turkey meatloaf.  I can see myself twisting off some of the health spaghetti.  It should be a pretty good experience all in all.  Any other good Music Film I can watch.  I'd watch some Spinal Tap if It was available to me.  Feels like it's possible I've only seen it once.  And if that was the case I can PINPOINT to watching it once and not appreciating it.  I can DEFINITELY imagine Watching It and Not Appreciating it.  Possible I watched it other things IN WHICH CASE I might have appreciated it other times.  CAN'T SAY FOR CERTAINTIES.  Anyway what else is up.  The important part is what year is Spinal Tap from.  1984?  1983?  Could be ANY year between 1982-1984, let's be honest.  Hmm.  Nineteen Eighty Four.  JUST AS I GUESSED FOR MY FIRST GUESS.  Looks like I'm A Genius Once More.  Huh.  Also it's called This Is Spinal Tap.  YEP.  That's what I thought. 
   Three paragraphs to go!  The important thing is HOW MANY STARS did Roger Ebert give Spinal Tap.  Could be anywhere from 2.5 to four.  Ya know what?  Could be anywhere from 1.5 to 4?  But I'm gonna guess 3.5.  Let's see.  HE GAVE IT FOUR.  ROGER EBERT LOVES SPINAL TAPE.  Now I CAN'T WAIT to see it.  It's probably not available to me.  Not for free at least.  DANGIT.  ROGER EBERT WOULD BE ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE.  IF HIS COFFIN WAS BIG ENOUGH TO ROLL OVER IN.  HE'D HAVE TO HAVE A KING SIZED COFFIN.  KIND OF A PLUS SIZED DUDE.  Not really.  I think he lost weight in his later years.  PLUS when you're dead THE POUNDS JUST MELT OFF.  Right?  I feel like when you die YOU BURN CALORIES RAPIDLY because you're eating nothing.  Hmm.  Look I KNOW you don't BURN CALORIES literally but Fat DOES disappear IN REALITY.  THE POINT IS YOU GET THE IDEA.  Anyway.  When I find a new movie I wanna watch I always google EBERT (and-then-the-title) and then I google The-Title and Rotten Tomatoes and read the Critic Consensus.  EBERT STARS first and then TOMATOE CONSENSUS.  Then I take those things into account to decide whether to watch it.  YEAH.
   Penultimate paragraph of the daytime day.  LOOK I can bypass those things and watch a crappy movie anyway.  BUT they do make SOME impact OFT helping me decide to watch something or not.  YEAH.  Hmm.  Oh right I can watch Reservoir Dogs on DVD.  That's a thing I can presumably do regardless of what I find on Television Set.  Then again solid chance I can't get it loading.  But it's a thing I can presumably TRY to do regardless of other things.  SO THAT'S GOOD.  I like the part where there's an ENSEMBLE cast.  YEAH.  What else is going on and crap.  Can you buy spacious coffins.  JUST IN CASE you feel like you might wanna spread out theoretically in the future.  Gotta imagine SOMEWHERE SOMEHOW a place gives you that option.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  AH THERE'S RESERVOIR DOGS.  Just was glancing at DVD Stacks and my eyes ZEROED IN on Reservoir Dog DVD case.  SO THAT'S GOOD.  I know where it is.  Better Walk Over There to see if DVD is in box.  That'd be important if I was gonna try to watch it.  YEP.  Disc One WIDESCREEN I got.  Disc Two FULLSCREEN I got. 
   Last paragraph!  Huh.  Gotta imagine WIDESCREEN is the way to go.  ANY FILMAKER'll tell ya.  GO WITH WIDE SCREEN that's what any Auteur will tell ya.  Then again there must be a few guys who are like nope go with fullscreen MIX TINGS UP A BIT trust me on this one.  What else is going on.  Gonna guess this film is OH I Don't Know two hours and 28 minutes.  Let's LTURQ.  Feature Running Time 100 minutes. I WAS WAY OFF.  It IS measured in Minutes though.  I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT.  Not really even though.  I measured it in HOURS.  Only resorted to minutes WHEN I HAD TO.  THEY measured it in minutes FROM THE START.  They COULD have said an hour and a half and 10 minutes.  OR AT LEAST an hour and fourty minutes.  NOPE.  We're WORLDS APART on how to divide things by minutes or hours and minutes.  The important thing is huh.  I guess that's it for now.  I'll see ya toinght!

Okay About Time

    Hi friends!  Another day mostly down.  Gotta figure I'll find a way to Complete The Day in a quality way.  Write five paragraphs here in a more or less enjoyable fashion.  Watch some TV and/or listen to Curated music Real Happylike.  Hmm.  Watched the rest of Qhuang Can Dunk.  SPOILER ALERT he either CAN or CAN'T dunk by the middle and/or the end.  Watched almost all of Dragged Amongst Concrete starring Mel Gibson and Vincent Vaughn.  Only about 15 minutes left.  Guess I'll finish that First Things First when I'm done here.  Not my favorite GENRE to watch at night but it makes sense to just get it out of the way.  ANYWAY.  Had turkey meatloaf for lunch and chicken pot freedom for dinner!  EIGHT WALKS.  ALL CAUGHT UP.  Several walks were without ANY JACKET.  JUST SHIRT.  Also pants.  And assorted other underclothes.  Hmm. ICE CREAM TRUCK on two of my walks.  HEARD THE ice Ceam Noise while out and about and SAW TEH TRUCK IN PERSON at one point too.  I LIKE IT.
   Hmm.  Guess lunch tomorrow will be Turkey sandwich or sliced chicken breast sandwich or sushi.  THINK that's all I got.  WOW I'm enthusiastic about ANY of those options except for maybe turkey.  THE POINT IS LUCKNCH IS GREAT.  Got my phone charging right now.  I'd be lucky if it increases five percentage points from Start of Act III to end.  But I have to TRY.  It wasn't charging for most of Last Overnight.  MY OWN FAULT.  I was listening to The music before going to bed and THUSLY I wasn't charging it.  HAD TO HAVE IT EASY ACCESS and having it plugged in and charging WASN'T EASY ACCESS enough if I was going back and forth betwixt songs.  So basically the point is YEAH.  Enjoyed Chicken Freedom Pie a lot. Crust was real solid.  INNARDS was real solid.  I really can't think of a detail about it that wasn't high quality.  Except for the time spent Looking Forward To It.  I feel like I was anticipating it too heavily.  THE WAIT was undesirable but in the end WELL WORTH THE WAIT.  Hmm.  The paragraph is over right?
    Okay.  Bathtub water is down about 99%.  Around the drain STILL A LITTLE MOIST.  But pretty much no water is POOLED.  But I'd be lying if I said it was completely DRY.  NOPE A LITTLE MOIST I'd say.  So there's that.  Had delicious Lucky Sherm bar as a snack today.  Haven't had that in a while.  Mostly because I realized I don't like the Non-marshmallow tasting part of the bar.  Not just don't mind it.  Actively dislike it.  HOWEVER TODAY I just DID upgrade to Actively Didn't Mind It.  WONDERFUL.  SO that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  I'd have taken off my pants at this point but I gotta take out some garbage and some Recyclables in about an hour.  GARBAGE AIN'T ENOUGH.  RECYABLES TOO to finish the job.  Anyway.  I feel like I learnt in Environmental Science Class that some significant amount of What We Think We're Recyabling just ultimately ends up in a landfill  anyway.  I forget if its like 15% or like 75% though.  Either way it's a significant amount and IT'S A SCAM.  So keep that in mind next time you're considering recycling something.  PROBABLY DON'T BOTHER on account of its a scam. That's the ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY thing to do.  WHYBOTHERITSASCAM.
    Penultimate paragraph of the daytimenight!  There should be a profession where it's a guy who eats garbage.  It's just his job to store as much garbage as possible.  In his body.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Not sure the science behind that checks out 100%.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Is Precious II: II Precious II Furious on tonight.  What do you mean ON TONIGHT.  This isn't the 1900's.  NOTHING IS, "ON TONIGHT."  It's all STREAMING YOU FOOL.  Either it's available on the streams OR NOT GET WITH THE TIMES GRAMPA.  So that's good.  Guess I can put on The Reservoir Dogs.  What the hell.  Reservoir.  What kind of Reservoir comes into play.  I learnt about Reservoirs in Environmental Science too.  Wonder how THEY come into play in this film.  Can't wait to find out!  We also learnt about dogs in Environmental Science.  PART OF THE FOOD CHAIN.  Dogs eat cats who eat mice who eat holes in the wall in farms.  Oh okay now I see.
   Last paragraph of the entry.  Cats really do eat mice though.  So that part of it I think Is An Accuracy.  Right? Hmm.  I think it's ironic that in Itchy and Scratchy the mouse is always coming out on top Whereas IN REAL LIFE you would think that 99 out of 100 times The Cat Is Going To Kill The Mouse.  OR some sort of stale mate.  But if ONE of The Cat Or The Mouse is winning in a Fight To The Death IT'S GONNA BE THE CAT WINNING.  Really makes ya think.  Scratchy kind of NAIVE.  Now that I think about it Itchy sort of TRICKS Scratchy a lot in situations where Scratchy should be more discerning.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  I guess that's about it for today.  Not LIVING wise.  I got hours of consciousness left for today not to mention an hour or two of Sleep.  But that's about it for ENTRY.  So that's good.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-7:57 P.M.

Saturday, March 25, 2023

Sure I'll Write This

    Hey friend!  Way behind schedule today.  11:37 AM!  Got no Crunch Time but am gonna be doing Activities Late and will have Six Walks intead of Eight. Guess I could take bonus Afternoon Walk to make it seven.  Not gonna aim for that, though!  HMM.  Watched one episode of Tales From That Crypt as well as finishing Good Will Hunting: The Movie About Liking Them Apples last night.  Had some decent sleep.  Then again was the sleep all that decent if I wasn't satified by the end of it such that I couldn't motivate myself to get up?  OBVIOUSLY I didn't get all I wanted to get out of sleeping if I couldnt' Stop Doing It.  ON THE OTHER HAND maybe the Sleep was SO GREAT i didn't want it to end.  That's it FELT LIKE.  Sleep is such a Plus that I wanna do it more.  But IN REALITY it's Sleep is Such a MINUS I wanna Stay At The Table until I Get Something Out Of It.  Hmm.  I THINK had little to no NightMight eating BUT hada bunch of cookies before Walk I so that evens itself out.  YEHA. Ha four Don'ts for breakfast.  YEAH.
   Nine paragraphs to go.  What the HELL.  I don't like having to go ahead and do things.  I don't.  Hmm.  What would life be like if I Just Didn't Do Things.  No entries.  Less walks.  More sleeps.  Hmm.  What would My Purpose be.  You know just CONTINUING TO NOT DIE.  ANYONE CAN DO THAT.  UNTRUE.  People die every second.  I'M OUT-DOING THOSE PEOPLE.  Every single second I'M BEATING SOMEONE AT LIFE.  LOOK is it possible people only die every three seconds?  Better LTURQ.  1.8 people are dying every second.  WOW.  Sounds like CLOSE TO TWO.  If you'll crunch the numbers along with me YOU'LL FIND THAT I'M RIGHT.  Anyway I tried the 200 calorie Iced Cream sandwich last night.  PRETTY good.  I guess it's a LITTLE heartier and/or possibly more Tasteful than the 150 calorie one.  The important thing is everyone had a good time.  HMM what am I watching on the television set today.  I saw there was a documentary about The Tony Hawk Video Game: Possibly The Iteration That I was Familiar With.  WOW.  That can't be that interesting.  RIGHT UP MY ALLEYWAY.
   Coffem time.  What did I listen to on first walk of the day.  CURATED music.  With REPEAT first three songs of curated music again in the middle because INTERNET went down in middle of walk AS IT OFT does in the park.  WOW THE THIRD PARAGRAPH.  That's pretty good.  LOOK the point is if it weren't for those cookies I'd be sittying PRETTY PRETTY where I am right now with walks and eatings and whatknot for today.  AS IT IS though I'M NOT.  You can't just say IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT ONE THING... because it IS For That One Thing.  IT HAPPENED.  Deal with it.  NEVER.  Oh okay sure.  Hmm.  Salami sandwich for lunch?  Sushi?  Gonna say one of those is very much in the lead.  What's the other Meal I got that isn't sandwich.  OR RIGHT turkey meatloaf.  Is that a contender.  I'm gonna say NOT A STRONG CONTENDER NO.  Huh.  WELL.  Not a guarantee I get communal dinner tonight.  In which case The Lunch Contenders get another shot at become DINNER contenders.  IF I DO GET COMMUNAL DINNER gonna make a push for DELI DINNER.  In which case aiming for VERY HEARTY SOUP for tonight.
    YEAH.  I'm not happy about it either.  The paragraph and/or my life.  THE SOUP THOUGH that part's pretty good.  That part specifically is okay.  Hmm.  Quinten Tarentino.  I could watch some of those films today. If I COULD watch some of those flims today literally.  I meant to say I WOULD.  I dunno if I COULD.  Wait I definitely CUOLD.  I got some on the DVD.  Then again I sometimes have problems with DVD.  Watching them.  WELL I never have a problem just STARING at the DVDS.  But I sometimes have problem loading them into the XBOX 360 such that I can view the moving pictures and audio contained DIGITALLY inside them on the television set.  You know what I'd like to give another shot?  THEM HATEFUL EIGHT.  Then again also RESERVOIR DOGS.  I OWN Reservoir Dogs.  Maybe only seen it ONCE.  Don't remember appreciating it.  Then again maybe JACKSON BROWN.  On the other hand HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT KILL BILL one AND/OR two.  The important thing is Just Lost interest in Quinton Tarentino films.  Too many movies to pick from.  FORGET IT.  Too complicated.  Gonna move on with my life!
    Fifth paragraph.  What kinda film is he working on right now.  Lemme LTURQ.  LTURQ contains an anagram with QT which is short for Quinten Tarentino QT along with the letters L, U, and R.  How about QT RUL (es).  Off the top me my head lets go with that.  Hmm.  Oh.  QT URL.  Link to his ANGELFIRE PAGE.  Anyway.  Current Film he's working on.  Hmm.  HE talks about making 10 and only 10 films.  And counts Kill Bills as one film.  Up to Once Upon a Time In The Hollywoods is NINE films.  WOW.  UPTODATE BREAKING NEWS-- As of March 2023 (RIGHT NOW) got a script called The Movie Critic set in Oh I Don't Know THE NINETEEN SEVENTIES set to begin production in the fall.  SORRY PEOPLE WHO HOPED TO WORK FOR HIM.  Your overton window IS RAPIDLY CLOSING.  TOO BAD SUCKERS.  I assume he can still make three camera sitcomes after ten films.  So that's good.  Anyway I dunno.  And/or he can start Going BACKWORDS.  He can't make an ELEVENTH film but he can make a SECOND NINTH film that's COMPLETELY unrelated to Once Upon A time in ETCETERA ETECETRA and so on.  IT MAKES SENSE.
   Halfway through Act I!  Good deal.  Aiming to have lunch about an hour late today.  Could be sooner, could be even later!  AIMING FOR HOUR LATER.  That's how I roll.  Also with my hands.  If you were gonna ask me how I roll, IN GENERAL, I'd guess you mean dice, and I'd guess I generally do that With Hands.  WAIT A SECOND.  Shouldn't Death Proof only count as Half A Flim.  KINDA FEELS LIKE We can convince QT to make another Half A Film.  Let's start a LETTER WRITING CAMPAIGN.  CHANGE HIS OVERTON WINDOW AND WHATKNOT.  I remember seeing Planet Terror/ Death Proof in theaters.  Good experience.  SURE I was high and with friends in NYU.  REAL FUN EXPERIENCE.  I'd do it again if I had to.  Why would I have to and Why WOULDN'T I Do It Again.  Hmm.  Interesting counterpoint.  My guess is it was released in Oh I Don't Know APRIL of 2007.  April 6 2007.  You don't forget a thing like that!  Hmm.  Gotta imagine I consider skipping lunch so that Pre-Walk-One cookies become Early Lunch.  Maybe if this was 2021 or 2022 I'd consider that strongly.  At THAT point in Diet it'd be a very strong contender for What I Do.  At this point in my life Less Likely.
   Seventh paragraph.  I know people call Quinton Tarentino QT but how often do they separate the syllables Q and T enough and how often to they slur it close enough that it sounds like they're saying Cutie.  IT'S IMPORTANT.  Hmm.  Four paragraphs to go.  Hope we get Deli Dinner.  Nice hearty soup with Matzoh ball for tonight.  Delicious Freedom Pot pie for tomorrow.  IF NOT then I guess I can, "Dig," making Super Progress with Super Marker meals today.  Knock TWO OF em out in ONE SINGLE DAY.  Hmm.  No water pooled up in bathtub this morning.  That's a development I didn't see coming.  Sink water isn't pooling up much at all!  Bathtub water still pooling up the last few days pretty bad but by 24 hours later it seems to be Sunk Completely.  SEWAGE SYSTEM IS WEIRD.  Is this the sewage system.  Or is the PRE-Sewage system.  It might only be the sewage system once you get More Underground and stuff.  I dunno.  Either way it's an important message. The moral of the story is If You Do Nothing Problems Will Take Care Of Themselves.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  Gonna have a nice chunk of time between next walk and walk after that on account of having to stick around while my dad takes his walk.  Possible I take a shower directly when I'm done with Act II!  I DUNNO can't properly 100% predict it right now.  The important thing is Hmm.  Big important Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Race in a week and a half.  It's important I do all I can to make sure the Democrat wins.  Hmm.  What's ALL I CAN DO.  Figure I can GET OUT THE VOTE some way.  Hmm.  Maybe write a Promotional Rap Song or something.  You know something like MOSH the Eminem song from 2004.  Off the top of my head that's the main thing I can come up with.  I really shouldn't have put it off until this late in the game though.  Should have gotten cracking on this WEEKS ago.  Anyway the important thing is Oh well NEVER TOO LATE to follow your dreams.  Except for when you've woken up.  Well you could always follow Tomorrow Night's dreams.  HELL you can follow TONIGHT'S DREAMS.  Just not Last Night/This Morning's dreams.  ...I'm gonna have to look into that.  I might be getting Dream Logic wrong or something.
    Penultimate paragraph!  The point is PAY IT FORWARD.  You should ALSO be like hey have you heard about this Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice election IT'S A PARTICULARLY IMPORTANT election all things considered for some raeson JUST SAYING.  And then THEY pay it forward.  At some point BOUND to reach someone who lives in Wisconsin and then THEY'RE LIKE Hey No Foolin maybe I should vote in it.  Makes sense.  People live in Wisconsin?  Sure'  That's what That 70's Show AND That 90's Show was about.  IF NOTHING ELSE it was about Hey People Live In Wisconsin.  Gonna have to look into that.  Solid PLURALITY they live in Wisconsin but still big ol' chance they don't.  YEP WISCONSIN IT IS.  Go figure.  WOW in February they reknewed Taht 90's show for a second season.  I WONDER IF IT'S SPRING.  Or perhaps Summer.  If I was saying what is the second season of the year.  I'd say either Spring Or Summer.  Hmm.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  Figure I might start a playlist Anew for next walk.  Dunno which one.  Could be practically anything.  Just remembered I ate dumb about of cookies pre-Walk I. That was dumb.  Oh well life goes on despite dumbness.  You could always pay it forward to a Money Man who donates money to Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Race.  That's a Productive too.  Right?  Hmm. Pay it forward to a Journalism who devotes coverage to the Supreme Court Justice Race.  Lots of positive pay-em-forwards.  What's today SATURDAY.  That'd be my first and best guess.  I guess if I had to guess another guess I'd say Sunday but I am VERY happy sticking with Saturday and not even considering going with a back-up guess of Sunday.  YEAH.  So that's good.  Maybe I have no sandwichside with SandwichLunch.  That cancels out about 2-3 cookies.  Gonna estimate I had about 8-10 cookies.  WOW that makes a relevant dent.  I believe in Relevant Dent.  You know that sort of thing.  I'll be back in a little bit.

it kind of entertains me

    Hmm.  What time did I ultimately get up today.  Around betwixt 10:30 and 10:45 AM.  Not too late all things considered.  Compared to my schedule of last couple years YEAH pretty late.  Compared to General people with no job and/or school SOUNDS NORMAL.  Anyway.  Seems pretty good odds I go to bed BEFORE being awake Let's Say 11 hours or so.  Makes sense.  Anyway what else is up.  Started New In Alternative playlist.  Good stuff.  The songs SOLIDLY didn't upset me.  I wasn't bothered by them or anything.  Wonder how long that'll last.  Haven't taken Silence Walks in a while.  Then again now that I think about it I'd enjoy some Silence Walks.  I wish I was taking a Silence Walk RIGHT NOW by which I mean I wanna take A Silence Walk next walk at least.  Makes sense.  Hmm.  I hope toilet doesn't start Pooling Water.  Gotta flush toilet pretty often and that's a big hassle if that water don't go down.  Because pee and shit!  I can't have THAT accumulating.  Well I CAN.  But I'd strongly prefer it doesn't.  You know that sort of thing.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Probably have lunch in about 2 hours.  Probably salami sandwich.  Perhaps with SMALL Sandwichside of SOME chips or something.  Perhaps with NO sandwichside.  THE IMPORTANT THING IS none of this is important at all.  Gotta figure out what to watch on the television set.  I've had goot experience with The Sampsons lately.  Anyway.  Think there's a a third of an episode of The Simpsons where it's a retelling of Sampson and Delilah.  And I DON'T TINK they make a pun with Simpson/Sampson off the top of my head.  I COULD BE WRONG on both counts.  Well not really.  WELL YEAH REALLY.   But I can't be wrong on both counts AT THE SAME TIME.  They can't BOTH not have done a Sampson parody AND done the Sampson pardoy And Not Made The Name Pun Reference.  So that good.  Hmm.  Gonna be taking bets on how quick Shower Bathtub Water will drain today.  MY OWN BETS.  First impulse is eight hours from now it will be 80% drained and by tomorrow 100%.  Second impulse is I can make more bets forever.  Just gonna go with ONE bet.  That makes sense.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Sampson is the guy with Special Hair. Who the hell is Delilah.  HIS MAIN SQUEEZE?  Must be SOMETHING To her if she's part of the Title Of The Story.  Can't just be Sampson's Girlfriend.  Lemme LTURQ.  Well first of all his name isn't Sampson it's Samson.  So that's important. VAGUELY.  SECOND OF ALL this is a long and complicated story and it's not all about magic hair AND MAGIC HAIR MAY NOT BE A PART OF IT AT ALL because I stopped reading about the story after the first 2/3rds of the Long Run On Sentence describing the story SO WE'LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE what it's really all about.  HOWEVER I don't think the Simpsons did a parody of it because if they did I PROABLY WOULDA KNOWN TEH STORY BETTER?  Lemme LTURQ though.  OH OKAY.  They had a title called Simpson and Delilah where it's the one where he has Hair.  NOT ABOUT THE STORY.  But it's referenced in Episode Title.  SO I WAS ROUGHLY Oh I Don't Know FIFTEEN PERCENT correct.  ALRIGHT.  Just correct enough that I'M CORRECT ENOUGH THAT I'M OFF TE HOOK FROM BEING TOTALLY WRONG.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  Looking forward to Television Time.  I got no good clues on waht to watch but I'm feeling lucky that I'll figure out something good.  Hmm.  Drizzling lightly on Walks.  We're talkin' starting drizzlign on last 5 minutes on first walk.  We're talkin' drizzling lightly on complete thirty minutes of second walk.  I don't KNOW how and what the rain will be on for future walks.  The important thing is that it either will rain or it won't.  So that's good.  Gonna be raining during my shower SPECIFICALLY LOCALIZED ON ME.  Relatively lightly.  Actually ya know what kinda moderately now that I think about it.  Yeah!  I dunno about HEAVY but I'd say moderately for sure.  BUT IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN.  Also will be over within 180 seconds.  That's how I roll.  The shorter my shower is the quicker the water in the bathtub will Unpool.   Which is a key consideration because the quicker it unpools the better chance I have of My Bet coming true.  And I got a lot of money riding on this!  I guess.
   Last paragraph of DayTiem Day!  Let's see.  Still considering alternatives to Regular Lunch today.  Maybe skip lunch completely.  Maybe have some sort of Frozen Breakfast for lunch.  Like Mini Frittatas for something.  That'd be like a MINI lunch.  I dunno.  Gonna have to look into that.  I'm not hungry right now so the important thing is I don't eat RIGHT NOW.  Hmm makes sense. Re-evalue what and when to eat IF AND WHEN the time comes that I'm hungry.  I follow okay sure.  What else is going on and crap.  Didn't get much out of Tales In The Crypt from last night.  Feels like I've finally reached a point where I get more or less nothing out of them.  WELL IT TOOK THREE PLUS YEARS but we got there.  Three plus what.  ANYTHING.  Three Plus ANYTHING you can imagine.  Oh okay good.  What else is up.  I guess that's it!  See ya tonight!

Let's Shake On It

    Hey friends.  Had a pretty good DayTime Day today.  Had delicious salami sandwich for lunch.  Slightly less salami than I anticipated.  Supposed to be 12 overall slices of salami in this package.  Only 8!  HAD FOUR SLICE.  Delicious.  Had Hearty Soup with matzoh ball for dinner.  Delightful.  I TINK We're about all caught up.  Re-watched Them Untouchables: The Major Motion Picture.  Watched about thirty minutes of The Disney Plus Film Experience Chang Can Dunk.  I liekit because it's got Asian American teenager.  I REMMEBER ASIAN AMERICAN TEENAGER from MY High School Experience.  RINGS TRUE to me.  Anyway here I am to write this crap.  Then maybe watch some more crap HORROR themed.  You know like a FLIM one would imagine.  I'll figure something out.  Huh.  I guess we're at a point where lunch tomorrow can be any of the Four Options.  Chicken or turkey sandwich.  Sushi or turkey meatloaf.  Well great that's just great also no irony here it's great just great no doubt about it.
   YEAH.  Maybe first snack of the night is delicious Don't.  POSSIBLY before I finish Act III.  How about that.  We'll see how it goes.  I don't like the way Sean Connery dies in The Untouchables.  I can stand SOME of The Untouchables getting touched.  BUT SEAN CONNERY IS A BRIDGE TOO FAR.  HE SHOULD HAVE SURVIVED and THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.  DON'T LIKE TE MOVIE ANYMORE TAKE IT BACK.  TAKE IT BACK.  Also not 100% who The Untouchables are-- the cops or the criminals.  I think I WENT INTO It thinking the Capone Gang were the untouchables but I TINK there's a reference in the movie suggesting the cops are the untouchables and now I DON'T KNWO WHAT TO THINK.  But let's just be honest-- after watching the film-- BOTH SIDES GET SIGFINICAITNLY TOUCHED.  So the moral of the story is EVERYONE CAN BE TOUCHED no matter how untouchable the title suggest you are at the beginning of the film you're in.  Hmmm.  The REAL Untouchables are the audience.  I BET in the entire Theatrical Run NOT ONE AUDIENCE MEMBER suffered a fatality.  100% track record of Survivability.  ALRIGHT!
    Three paragraphs to go.  What are the odds of that.  Movie was probably released in 2500, 3000 theaters.  For 7, 9 weeks.  It's about a 2 hour long film.  5 or 6 showings a day or so.  OF COURSE people died while watching it.  THEY JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.  IT'S A COVER UP.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Got delicious Freedom Pot Pie lined up for tomorrow night.  No doubt about it!  I already OWN IT.  It's IN MY POSSESSION and everything.  Hmm.  Would that make any potential lunches a redundancy.  NOPE NOT REALLY.  Hmm.  I guess the sliced, "HOT," chicken sandwich would be a redundancy.  FREEDOM POT PIE-- the Freedom stands for CHICKEN.  Sounds like I'd be Redundancying on the chicken in that case.  GOOD.  FORGET THE CHICKEN SANDWICH then.  Forgotten!  Well I haven't forgotten YET.  I was JUST talking about it.  I'll let you know when I finally DO forget it though.  Once I actually forget it I'll remember to let you know.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Hmm.  Which generation am I closer to.  Main character in high school movie from Disney or their parent.  Hmm.  High school kids is presumably 15 or 16.  Gonna guess their parent must be I WOULD ASSUME GUESS around 45 or 46.  Lemme crunch the numbers I'M CLOSER TO PARENT but it's CLOSER TO TE MIDDLE than it is CLOSER TO THE PARENT.  So there's THAT.  YEAH.  The point is when I imagine Asian American Female Chums I've had THEY'RE CLOSER GENE RATIONALLY to the mother than to the kid's ASIAN AMERICAN FEMALE HIGH SCHOOL AGE CHUMS.  But STILL closer to MIDDLE BETWEEN THEM than one or the other.  YEAH TAT MAKES SENSE HOW ABOUT THAT.  The important thing is with Asian Americans GENERATIONS COUNT MORE.  The more generations you get THE MORE AMERICAN you get.  CULTUREWISE.  I can't even IMAGINE how American teenage Asian Americans are getting these days.  I TOHUGHT MY generation of Asian Americans were American compared to their parents.  Now that MY generation is having Asian American kids I CAN'T BEGIN TO COMPREHEND HOW AMERICAN THOSE KIDS ARE GONNA BE.  IT BOGGLES TE MIND.
   Ugh.  What else is going on and crap.  Been awake a solid Oh I Don't Know 9 and a half hours.  Gettin close to bedtime.  I can't be staying up INDEFINITELY.  People need to REST.  Recharge for the next day and/or night.  What am I gonna accomplish tomorrow.  Same crap I accomplished today.  Let's say six to eight walks.  Solid 20 paragraphs.  Eat two meals.  Plus more crap on top of that.  Drink two to three beers not including between 2 and three beers.  LIVE around those activities while NOT doing those activities BUT LIVING anyway.  Oh right lots of Television Watching.  Lots of Music Listening.  Lots of skin and nail picking.  Hmm.  Still water pooled up in bathtub.  Not COMPLETELY pooled up from when I took shower.  But a good amount that I'm not exactly pleased with.  Not even UNEXACTLY pleased with.  Not even ON THE SPECTRUM of finding it Pleasant.  Ugh.  Anyway that's it for toinght.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-8:08 P.M.

Friday, March 24, 2023

I Can Only Wonder

    Hey friends!  9:06 AM!  Normally would be pretty early HOWEVER today is Super Marker in the morning so that throws schedule out of whack.  IN THE END today will end up having anywhere between six and eight walks!  Including six and/or eight.  If it doesn't include six or eight then anywhere between six and eight walks is Just Seven Walks.  Not that much of a mystery then.  Hmm.  Got in one walk already.  We're talkin' a Three Lapper around the block.  Nice solid 28 minute walk.  Song-By-Song curated by ME.  Good stuff.  Anyway had classic breakfast.  GOING FORWAD Had to re-up with slightly larger iced cream sandwich this week.  200 calorie instead of 150!  Not sure if I ever had to do this before.  I wonder how hearty this'll be.  My guess is I don't appreciate any more heartiness and/or flavorfullitude.  But maybe I do!  Anyway.  Had NOT encouraging amount of NightMight last night.  Might have been SLIGHTLY better than What Was Old Normal but nothing THAT Great.
   Hmm.  Super Marker supposedly coming between 10:00 AM and 12:00 PM.  INCLUDING 10:00 AM and 12:00 PM.  I think.  Maybe not!  Either way could always come beforehand or afterhand.  Hmm.  How come beforehand is a word but not afterhand.  Gonna have to look into that one at some point.  Not sure what looking into that one would look like.  Maybe there's a google hit.  Just google, "Afterhand."  I could imagine SOME sort of quasi-vaguely academic article discussing Why Afterhand isn't a thing.  SURE GREAT WHY NOT.  Anyway the pitcher I picked with my Penultimate Draft pick in Main League is now PINJURED.  Not sure where that, "P," came from.  The important thing is IT'S THERE and WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.  Hmm.  Probably watch more of Purple Rain as 1st thing I watch when I watch Telvision Set.  HEY lemme take a quick looksee at Bathtub Pooled Up Water.  Pooled Up Rain.  HEY that's good!  No pooled up water at all.  EMPTY all the way to the bottom of the draim.  Not sure I wanna watch Purple Rain while waiting for Super marker if it comes to that. COFFEM time.
   Well then smart guy I AM ASKING MYSELF what DO I watch if not Purplem Rain.  I dnno about about Simpsems.  Why am I ending syllables with Ms.  It's fun!  Nice sound and letter.  The important thing is we move on with my life.  Been having nice clean shirts for a while out of Dryer.  Since when exactly?  I dunno.  But I know I got some more going for me.  I dunno WHEN it'll run out.  But I feel confident going forward that I'll be able to WASH AND DRY SHRITS SOME MORE when it comes to it.  I'm getting into a groove where I can continue progress indefinitely I think.  As long as I don't have my streak held up by my parents clunking it up with stuff that makes me have to PAUSE or something.  Like they have towels that makes el mlike NOPE YA GOTTA HOLD OFF for a day or two.  I dunno how that would work.  I don't know how ANYTHING WORKS.  Like SUBMARINES.  Or SUBMARINE SANDWICHES. I know how submarine sandwiches work.  Like regular sandwiches.  But shape is slightly different.  ALsi specifics meats and sauces more or less.
    Fourth paragraph.  What kinda lunch we talking about today.  Got steak * eggs for dinner.  Hmm.  Sushi or wide alfredo or turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti are MAIN delicious contenders.  SANDWICH contenders include lean salami, turkey, or sliced chicken breast.  WOW.  I like those MAIN contender options.  MINUS THE TURKEY MEATLOAF.  Sushi or wilde alfredo.  I LIEK THOSE CONTENDER-EM-UP the best.  Hmm.  If I had to venture a guess HOW MANY WALK I end up taking today.  I guess SEVEN.  I like seven walk.  More or less appropriate.  Anyway what else do I got going on for me.  Gonna be honest I'm leaning towards wide alfredo.  Gonna be honest not 100% sure what my motivation for not being honest here would be.  It's an indulgent lunch.  Might be a little shy about admitting I'm gonna have it. You might think less of me for it!  Oh okay.  But then again you might think more of me because AN HONEST MAN is hard to come by these days.
   Oh good that's good.  I like it when people think more of me.  Makes me feel like a big man.  Fifth paragraph.  Huh.  Any Beatles lyrics on my shirt today.  Can't see.  It's upside down and it's not a good angle anyway.  I know FOR SURE it's not intentional Beatles lyrics.  But it's possible it's Beatles Lyrics by coincidence.  They wrote many songs.  And each song has several lyrics.  Except for some songs.  Probably a few songs with NO lyrics.  Probably a few songs with MORE than several lyrics.  The important thing is who cares.  Closing in on April.  I like the sound of that.  Not LITERALLY.  I like THE PREMISE of that. Usually that's what we mean when we say we like the SOUND of that.  Somewhere along the line people confused the word SOUND with PREMISE.  Go figure.  People were DUMB at somewehere along the line and never course corrected from their dumbness.  Anyway what else is up.  Halfway through the act!
    Sure thing.  What the Hell.  One Quest Bar from yesterday IS White Chocolate Raspberry but the second one WASN'T Oatmeal Raisin it was BLUEBERRY MUFFIN.  Whic his similar.  Both of them ARE NEITHER Chocolate based.  Hmm.  MISC.  When it comes to Dessert Things there's CHOCOLATE RELATED THINGS and then there's MISCELLANEOUS.  I could be wrong about that I could be right I guess we'll never get to the bottom of it.  Running lower on gum than I projected.  BUT I have enough to last me the week I'm pretty sure.  HOWEVER less flavors than I like.  POSSIBLE I only have real surplus of Bubble Gum and some Spearmint.  And maybe a half a pack of Original and Tropical Twist.  I DON'T LIKE ANY OF TOHSE.  Wintermint and Peppermint are my go-to's!  THESE OTHER ONES are ALL back-up MISCELLANEA.  The important thing is I learnt a valuable lesson.  DON'T PLAY AROUND WITH GUM.  Gotta stay on top of it.  Make sure you got the gum you want when you want it.  Also the other important thing is I forget but the paragraph is over.
   Seventh paragraph!  NOT A GREAT ENTRY SO FAR but we can take solace in the fact that it also won't be a great entry moving forward.  What else is going on and crap.  Guess baseball: regular season is coming up in less than a week.  BY WHICH I MEAN less than seven days.  When I say, "A Week," I mean exactly seven days.  I learnt about it from The Barenaked Ladies.  THEY HAVE A SONG WHICH EXPLAINS IT IN DEPTH.  Anyway.  They could have combined The Ring with The Bucket List.  Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman see The Ring.  That's their impetus for Doing The Bucket List.  What's wrong with that.  It's mostly The Bucketlist but the Start And End is Mostly The Ring.  Sounds like a pretty good Flim To me.  It makes BOTH FILMS better.  Or worse.  Whatever.  I'm not here to tell you what's what.  Why am I here.  I dunno.  Who says I'm here for a reason.  Nobody, that's why.  Anyway hmm.
    Three paragraph to go.  Presumably I finish this more or less around the time that Super Marker Time Window They SAY They Are Arriving begins.  MORE OR LESSSA ROUND THE TIME THAT THAT SHIT THAT TEHR HAPPEN THEY SAY ARRIVING SHIT BEGIN THAT THERE THING WHAT HUH OKAY WHAT.  Hmm.  Who plays Jack Nichelson's daughter and/or Morgan Freeman's daughter.  Gotta imagine they have some daughters in supporting roles.  That's what I would write if I was Screenplayer.  Hmm.  YEP just looked it up AND THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN TE MOVIE.  That's good enough for me.  Don't need to pinpoint any other details beyond that.  Anyway.  FROM 2007?  I WAS IMAGINING FROM 2010.  I'm usually good at things like that.  LOOKS LIKE I'M BAD AT THINGS LIKE TAHT.  In this 1 instance.  If I'm bad at it in this 1 instance WHAT OTHER 1 instances am I that add up to DOZENS of 1 instances?  Hmm.  Anyway.  They were both Near Death Apparently in 2007.  HOWEVER it's now 16 years later and they are both STILL AROUND.  Good for them IN REAL LIFE I mean.  Well done. 
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Good deal.  That's why I thought it was 2010.  I can BUY them being still around 13 years after that film.  SIXTEEN YEARS LATER?   NOW YOU'RE STRETCHING THE LIMITS OF MY IMAGINATION or something along those liens.  Okay.  Feels like I've talked about BucketList in this context six times before here and it wasn't funny or interesting then and it's not funny or interesting now.  GOOD.  It's on my BUCKETLIST to talk about it as many times as possible to make GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS for being AS ANNOYING AS POSSIBLE.  Makes sense.  Anyway I think I'm gonna go to The Simpsons after this Act if I have time before Super Marker comes.  I could use a laugh!  And this Act has provided NONE of that.  LOOK some acts are winners and some are losers.  You need LOSERS to give greater CONTEXT to the winners.  NOW YOU APPRECIATE ME MORE WHEN I'M BETTER.  Knowing to appreciate me more when I'm better when I'm worse now you appreciate me when I'm worse because it's providing some function.  SO IT'S ALL GOOD.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Huh.  3/24.  Feels like that's a thing.  3-24.  Could be the start of my phone number.  CLOSE.  4-23.  First 3 digits of Home Phone my entire life.  ET HOME PHONE.  Anyway great.  Did I ever have a different Home Phone.  I don't think I had a land line when I lived elsewhere when I was in dormitory in NYU.  Don't think I ever lived elsewhere besides Dormitories in NYU.  The important thing is I forget.  I lived on public transportation for fourty minutes at a time VERY often.  No land lines there.  Hmm.  Busses SHOULD have land lines.  Let's figure that one out.  What else do I got going for me.  HALFWAY THROUGH entire Day AND KNIGHT paragraphs.  And it's Oh So Early in the day.  So that's pretty good.  Got delicious Steak and egg AND HASHEM BROWN for dinner.  ALL IN ALL today should be pretty okay.  I'll see ya later and who knows future Day Paragraphs MIGHT BEE GOOD.  See ya soon.

nobody wants that

    Hey friends!  Super Marker delivery came at around 10:45.  Gonna end up taking Seven Walk today  Sabadoh and the Seven Paper Walks.  I can imagine several things wrong with that phrase.  Anyway got way more than plenty of time in early part of day To Do Stuff and crap.  Hmm.  Just had TWO miniature bread stick as snack.  Delicious.  Watched a The Simpsons or two and a half.  Possibly just one and a half POSSIBLY TWO AND A HALF.  Either way delightful.  Feels like I watch the rest of the episode I'm Up To for NEXT Television Time, then rest of Purple Rain, then Re-evaluate My Life.  Hmm.  Never fine-tuned how much sodae to get for super marker delivery.  Just erred on the side of Not Very Much At All.  If I have to drink water ALL TE BETTER. I was thinking about it yesterday and poured myself a glass of water and was like Hey ya know what NEVER DRINK WATER ANYMORE.  I could get on board with drinking some water.
    So there's that.  Just figured out I still have some mini donuts from roughly Oh  I Don't Know 3-4 weeks ago that I forgot completely about.  SO THEMS GOOD.  For WHAT I DUNNO.  Sure I do BREAKFASTS.  Probabably THREE OF EM for a breakfast.  I'd be BREAKING FAST.  That's a football reference I believe.  Line Of Scrimmage type of thing.  You wouldn't understand.  Maybe you would.  In which case Well Done.  The point is I think white bread standardly comes in loaf which they describe as 18 pieces of bread BUT I think that doesn't include 2 end pieces.  I SAY it's 20 pieces but 2 of the pieces are end pieces that aren't as thick as other pieces because they're end pieces.  Not sure how That's The Point.  Such is life I guess.  Hmm.  Took 2nd walk 30 minute city street walk.  Coulda done EITHER kinda walk because 1st walk was WILDCARD 'Round The Block walk which is NEITHER Normal Walk.  Interesting.  VERY interesting.  Possibly The MOST interesting.  That's good I guess.  Three paragraphs to go!
    Hmm.  Seem to have gotten everything I asked super marker for BUT NOTHING ELSE.  Which I guess is PRETTY good.  Woulda been nice to get some surprises but I guess ya can't count on that NOT IN TODAY'S WORLD.  Probably not in Yesterday's or Tomorrow's world either.  Maybe in SOME OTHER WORLD though.  THE POINT IS NOT OURS.  Hmm.  I guess theoretically I could take 8 walks with Bonus Afternoon Walk.  However UNTHEORETICALLY I CAN'T.  If you crunch the numbers you'll see I'm Right.  Hmm.  Anyway I guess I'm looking forward to delicious Wide Al-fredo dish in roughly 2 hours.  Will it be hearty enough?  One can only imagine it'll be roughly hearty enough.  That's usually roughly the case.  Got an end piece of White Bread Loaf I can add to Steak and eggs tonight if I want to.  OR Wide Al-fredo if I want to.  NOT BOTH.  Already used One End Piece around a week ago.  ONLY ONE END PIECE LEFT.  THIS SPECIFIC LOAF ONLY CAME WITH TWO END PIECES.  I KNOW I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT EITHER.
    Two paragraphs to go.  Got Twine of six pack Citrusy Light Beer this week.  Still got Oh I Don't Know roughly Six or Oh I Don't Know Eight Natural Light left.  SITTYING PRETTY FOR NOW I GUESS.  Two paragraphing to go.  Guess I put steak and/or eggs in oven.  Good for STEAK.  Pretty good for EGg.  GREAT for hash brown.  Good for  That's it THAT'S ALL TEHRE IS.  Hmm.  VERY happy about this potato side being called Hash Browns.  Half the time they call this exact thing home fries and half the time they call this hash browns.  I FEEL like I prefer eating something called Hsah Browns for some raeson.  For NOW.  Maybe at other points in my life I'd prefer calling what I eat Home Fries! MAYBE!  I can see that!  BUT FOR NOW.  Where my head is at THIS WEEK?  HASH BROWNS sounds about right.  So that's good.  Do people but butter on hash browns.  You don't put butter on french fries.  But I can imagine butting putter on hash browns.  Then again maybe I'm just an idiont!  That sort of thing.  Hey only one more paragraph to go.
   Hmm.  Then again I can imagine putting butter on steak now that I think about it.  Something wrong with my imagination briefly.  Gonna have to re-boot my imagination.  Gimme a second. ...Okay.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  HMM.  I didn't REALLY bother to re-boot my imagination.  I just figure it'll work itself out on its own.  We'll see I guess!  What else is up.  Do they ever explain what pills Johnny Cash was addicted to.  As far as I can tell it was Poppers.  I don't think they ever even use a single word to explain them but if I had to come up with a word based on whatever context they provide I'm gonna go with Poppers.  Hmm.  Amphetamines and Barbiturates Internet says.  CARE TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE VAGUE?  I'm being SARCASTIC.  I want you to be LESS vague and more SPECIFIC please.  That's the REALITY of what I want.  Anyway I'll look into that more later and give you an update tonight.  So what you're saying is he WASN'T addicted to jalepeno poppers.  Go figure. ANYWAY I'll be back tonight.

Let Me Just Say This

    Hey friends!  Another successful day down.  Watched ALL the TVs.  We're talkin' I finished The Simpsons I had set out to watch as well as ALL The Purple Rain.  Watched a Quinten Tarantulatino documentary.  Watched HALF or UP TO TWO THIRDS of Well Good Hunting.  Figure I'll watch some more Television Set when this is done.  Maybe get cracking on some British Season of Tales In The Crypt.  FIRST SEPISODE is Fatal Caper.  And or the episode whose title ISN'T Fatal Caper but is still the accurate episode which I'm imagining.  EITEHR WAY I CAN'T LOSE.  Hmm.  Ate delicious Wide Al-fredo for lunch.  Sprinkled some crushed red pepper on top!  AFTER I took off protective film off the dish.  Wouldn't have made much sense to pour crushed red pepper on top of THAT crap.  NO I poured it on the top layer of Pasta Itself.  DELICIOUS.  Had steak and egg and Hashed Brown for dinner WONDERFUL.  EAT SOME MORE CRAP TONIGHT delightful.  ONE PARAGRAPH DOWN stupendous.
   Hmm.  OH I GET IT.  Robin Williams grew up in the same neighborhood as Matthew Damon.  NOW it makes sense. ...What else is on.  ROBIN WILLIAMS TO PAY PAUL.  What else is going on and crap.  Took solid seven walks today.  Pretty good stuff.  Started remedying the neglect of mini donuts from the past month this afternoon.  By having one.  Delicious AND responsible.  AND NUTRITIOUS.  It had KILOCALORIES.  GOOD.  That'll provide me with the precious JOULES of energy my body presumably needs one way or another.  What kinda breakfast we lookin' at for tomorrow.  Guess either classic breakfast with UPGRADED iced cream sandwich, 3 or 3.5 mini donuts, maybe some sort of FRITTATA... I DUNNO.  Get off my back about it.  I BROUGHT TIS UP NOT YOU.  Fine then shut up about it anyway.  I dunno.  I gave myself the assignment of looking into Johnny Cash's drug abuse.  I'M HERE TO HAPPILY REPORT BACK that I DID NOT DO TAHT.  Out of RESPECT for the Johnny Cash estate.  NONE OF MY BUSINESS.  Until I purchase the Johnny Cash Estate.  TEN IT's my business.  UNTIL TEN I'll leave it alone.
    Three paragraphs to go.  I CAN HARDLY HEAR THE ELLIOTT SMITH SONGS IN THIS AUDIO MIX of Good Will Hunting.  IS IT POSSIBLY BECAUSE I HAVE THE MIDSHELF LEVEL SURROUND SOUND SPEAKERS NOT PROGRAMMED WELL MYSELF.  And its not a problem with their Final Mastering Themselves?  I DON'T TINK SO.  Nothing's my fault EVERYTHING IS MIRAMAX'S FAULT.  That's my general life philosophy.  Jeez.  Let's see.  I'm gonna be honest with you because I have no motivation to lie if I'm particularly hungry for a breakfast I can have Four Miniature Donuts I call then, "Don'ts."  Make 'em into One Syllable.  I feel that's pretty clever and I'm gonna stick with it as long as I cam remember to do it which probably won't last past When I Stop Talking About It in a sentence or two.  I feel like the, "S," part of, "Don'ts," is KIND OF a second syllable.  MORE OR LESS it ends The First Syllable but I DUNNO kind of feels like its the start of ITS OWN THING.  THOUGHTS? 
    Penultimate Paragraph?  DO-NUTS OR NOT DO-NUTS.  Some Shake-speare for you.  Good luck trying to pronounce that the way I intended it to be pronounced from the start.  Hmm.  Not sure I had a particular intention.  Not sure I think things out at all before I say them.  That really doesn't sound like me at all.  Jeez.  Hmm.  Feels like the odds that tomorrow lunch will be a sandwich are pretty good.  If I had to go into the present to bet on a sandwich for lunch tomorrow I'd make that bet depending on what odds I was getting and on whether gambling was legal in the state I was doing the betting.  Hmm.  Turkey, salami, and some weird sort of Spicy and/or, "HOT," sliced chicken breast are my options.  OBVIOUSLY SALAMI is the most exciting even if it would be the smallest portion.  Does that mean OBVIOUSLY I should eat it first?  OBVIOUSLY IT MEANS OBVIOUSLY I SHOULD EAT IT FIRST.  Then again it's pretty obvious it doesn't obviously actually mean that.  So get off my back about it!
   Last paragraph of the daynight doubleheader!  Ugh.  Wonder what else Prince has accomplished in his career besides Purple Rain.  Gotta imagine lots of things.  I'll get around to imagining it later on when I have some free time.  For now I still need to write the rest of this entry.  How can rain be purple.  Rain isn't a color.  It's NOTHING.  RAIN IS TEH COLOR OF NOTHING.  Purple is what makes the rain NOTABLE.  Oh okay I see I guess that makes some sense.  Ugh.  The important thing is ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL DAY IN THE BOOKS.  Not sure what I accomplished on one hand but on the other hand What DIDN'T I accomplish!  So that's good.  I dunno.  Well anyway I dunno.  Watch a Tales In The Crypt Or Two.  CURATE some PERSONAL MUSIC LISTENINGS TO.  Can't blame some shoddy Mixings on Miramix then though.  Gonna have to own up to Owning Up to that when that comes.  Oh Well Such Is Life.  Gotta own up to things eventually at some point one would imagine.  Huh.  Well I'll see ya tomorrow!  See ya tomorrow.

-8:18 P.M.

Thursday, March 23, 2023

Nothing To See Here

    Hey friends!  10:25 AM!  Did blood work and whatknot.  Went quickly!  Gonna end up taking Solid Seven walks today.  Got no crunch time and whatknot.  Gonna do everything normal.  REAL NORMAL.  Dunno about REAL.  Dunno about NORMAL.  Sure about REAL NORMAL.  THE SUM is greater than THE PARTS.  So that's good.  Watch some more The Walking Of The Line today.  Not sure I'm comfortable watching Joaquin Pheonix and Reese Witherspoon enjoy each other's company.  Doesn't seem fair that they'd be in love WHILE I'M SITTING HERE LONELY.  Where do they get off and whatknot.  ALSO seems unfair that Microsoft Frontpage recognizes Joaquin as a word BUT NOT Pheonix.  Now that I think about it probably am just mispelling Pheonix.  Now that I think about it DEFINITELY am just mispelling Pheonix.  OF COURSE they'll recognize pehonix as a word IF ONLY I WERE SPELLIGN IT CORECTCLY.  Hmm.  What can ya do.  Witherspoon.  WHAT does that Compound Word mean exactly.  Sounds like a Salvador Dali painting.
    ANYWAY.  Nine paragraphs to go for Act I.  Had encouraging NightMight eating.  Definitely had a Solid Quest Bar.  That might have been it!  Maybe had one small thing in addition.  MAYBE NOTHING.  Also just occurred to me I had no breakfast.  Maybe I have some Half A Breakfast or somethign now.  An Iced Cream Sandwich or something.  Maybe when this paragraph is over.  PROBABLY.  I wasn't hungry for half a breakfast before but now that it occurs to me I COULD SURE GO FOR HALF A CLASSIC BREAKFAST.  What an idiot.  Got turkey sandwich for lunch.  I can see myself enjoying a dumb turkey sandwich.  Got it set up so that it's a THICK sandwich but it doesn't cover all the bread.  FOUR CORNERS of the sandwich are not covered.  No meat in the corners of the sandwich.  That's okay.  I like bread.  Four corners of sandwich are just Bread Sandwich.  Not really.  A bread sandwich would be Bread Filling.  This is just Air Sandwich.
    Hmm.  Iced cream time.  Just got Coffee too!  Hmm.  Should I look into TikTok issue.  On the one hand seems like I should look into it and form my own opinions.  On the other hand it doesn't effect me so I could easily just not care.  Seems like I should be informed on The Issues Of The Day.  On the other hand better start iced cream sandwich or else it'll melt and then what good am I to anyone.  I dunno.  The important thing is I started a new playlist for Walk I.  Breaking Alternative.  SURE Halfway through the walk the internet went dead.  So the playlist stopped loading new songs.  SO I listened to the first three songs of the playlist A SECOND TIME because they were still loaded from the first time.  NOT QUIET BREAKING ALTERNATIVE the second time around.  Pretty much heard these songs before!  Also heard these songs before anyway.  From Previous Alternative playlists.  I CALL EM LIKE I SEE EM.
   Fourth paragraph.  I wanna start sleeping later and taking less walks and maybe I can keep writing as much Entry but I don't have to do it in the morning if I don't wanna.  HOWEVER today I ended up taking Just One Less Walk and following normal schedule more or less.  But IN GENERAL let's LIVE A LITTLE.  And by LIVING A LITTLE I mostly just mean SLEEPING MORE and STAYING IN BED more.  Well basically let's overall just say STAYING IN BED MORE and part of that is While Asleep and part of that is While Awake.  PART OF IT is betwixt Waking and Sleep states.  Anyway.  My bed isn't that great.  But I like the premise of LYING.  Laying I should say.  I don't like BREAKING TRUTH.  I like THE OPPOSITE of standing and/or sitting.  That sort of thing.  BREAKING TRUTH ain't so bad either.  Depends on teh truth.  Some truth is GREAT some truth I can do without.  Anyway.  Hey this paragraph is over.  AIN"T THAT THE TRUTH.
   Okay.  Got two new quest bars today.  I THINK one was white chocolate raspberry and the other was Blueberry oatmeal raisin.  Could be right about both.  Could be wrong about both.  Could I be right about one and wrong about the other?  SURE.  Could I be wrong about one and right about the other?  WHY NOT.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Pooled water in bathtub went down somewhat from last night.  STILL THERE though.  Somewhat less.  BUT NOT ENOUGH.  Enough would be Completely.  Anyway I dunno.  Close to halfway through the Act.  And all it took me was A Certain Amount Of Time That I'm Going To Calculate In A Few Seconds.  Eighteen Minutes.  WOW.  And that includes the half hour it took me to eat that iced cream sandwich.  GO FIGURE.  What else is up and crap.  Delicious communal dinner tonight.  SO MANY DELIGHTFUL OPPORTUNITIES.
   Sixth paragraph.  Erred on the side of not checking my weight today at Bloodwork Office.  I WIN again.  Was wearing my All You Need Is That There Love shirt today.  Blood Taker responded positively to that.  She AGREED that all you need is love.  She responded to THE MESSAGE as opposed to The BEATLES aspect of it.  GOOD.  I'd respond more to someone who response more to The Beatles aspect of it BUT I'LL RESPOND TO ANY RESPONSE at all.  I GUESS.  Now that I think about it KINDA CREEPY if someone just responds to a message of All You Need Is Love.  What's WRONG with this person.  Hmm.  Anyway I dunno.  What else is going on and crap.  Also DON'T TELL ME WHAT ALL I NEED IS.  WHAT DO YOU KNOW.  Ugh.  The important thing is we move on with the entry.  Gonna have to evaluate my Soda Supply today so that I can Fine Tune exact amount of soda to re-up with for super marker order tomorrow.  LAST WEEK I didn't Fine Tune it.  THIS WEEK I MUST.
   Four paragraph to go for Act I!  Huh.  Tuned my guitar to Some Tuning while watching Walk The Line yesterday.  NOT SURE what exact tuning it is.  I mean I know it's a Regular Standard Tuning.  I just don't know what exact NOTE it's tuned to.  WHAT I MEAN is there's the most normal Standard E tuning.  IMAGINE THAT TUNING but it's just TRANSPOSED to a slightly different note which possibly isn't an exact note at all.  OH WELL NO WAY OF KNOWING.  Plenty ways of knowing.  OH WELL NO WAY OF KNOWING UNTIL I FIGURE I WANNA FIGURE IT OUT SOON AT SOME POINT ONE DAY IN THE NEAR FUTURE LATER TODAY.  After yesterday's entry I rewound Walk The Line a few minutes so I could see how his brother died because I missed it and I wanted to know and I STILL couldn't figure it out.  At one point he's in the field or something ALIVE and then there's another scene where HE'S BEEN DEAD.  CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TE HELL HAPPENED.  Sure that's ON ME.  There's no way that other people watching this movie are having the same problems I am.  BUT I AM HAVING THE PROBLEM SO SHUT UP.
   Eighth paragraph!  Also probably watch some The Simpsons today. Been enjoyin that.  STRESSFUL because I'm worried I'll split my sides from too much laughing.  But it's worth taking that risk.  Then again IS IT.  Then again again probably!  Hmm.  Knocked out Blood Work chore today.  When's the next time I gotta go do something.  Gotta ACCEPT super marker delivery tomorrow morning.  That's A Thing.  Sure.  WELP let's move on with our lives.  Hmm.  Let's see if I can figure out how to spell phoenix without looking it up.  Well I figured it out.  There.  Just now.  First try.  Without looking it up.  Anyway.  PHOENIX IS THE TOWN NAMED AFTER PHONIES.  I HATE TEM SO MUCH.  What else is going on and crap.  Gotta imagine I'm continuing Breaking Alternative playlsit for upcoming Walk II.  Gotta imagine a lot of things.  That's my upcoming Beatles shirt.  Gotta Imagine A Lot Of Things.  It's good because It's Another Positive Message to put out there into the universe.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act.  JOHN LENNON SONG Imagine is.  NOT THEM BEATLES.  GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT CRAP.  Anyway I dunno what else is going on and crap.  If I was guessing John Lennon in Wheel Of Fortune I'd go with guessing an, "N," first.  Not sure what that means.  Not sure what that's supposed to mean at all.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  It could just be in my head but I feel like water pooled in bathtub has gone down over the last half hour.  The important thing is it's either in my head or in reality.  Huh.  Musta been weird to watch Simpsons episodes from the 1990's for the first time.  All we know is the experience of watching them with all the jokes engrained in our brains.  WHAT TE HELL was it like to see them for the first time.  I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE.  That's another good way to go for JohN LeNNoN t-shirt.  I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE.  That's kind of an IRONIC, JOKESTER take to go with the t-shirt. 
   The important thing is we wear t-shirts to convey who we are inside.  Also the phrases on the t-shirts are things that other people have said before.  What else is going on and crap.  Just occurred to me-- RICE.  Anyway I can get RICE for dinner.  HMM.  I know DINER I can get a STIR FRY multi part dinner with rice.  Is there RICE in Deli?  Lemme LTURQ right quick on any Shirts I may have in my room. WAIT NO I'm going through m yshirts in my head and I can already tell NO SHIRTS have any info on Deli Menu Options.  Gonna have to consult INTERNET.  THEY MUST HAVE RICE.  Off the top of my head they DEFINITELY have chicken rice soup. I don't what THAT but that's one way they have rice THEY MUST HAVE OTHER.  They have RICE PILAF as a Side Dish.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT TAT MEANS.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  HOLY CRAP I LOOKED IT UP-- LOKS DELICKOUS.  LIKLOK DELICOUS.  Anyway time to take a walk.  I'll be back soon.

you don't say

    Huh.  Hey friends!  Was drizzling lightly on my walk but now I CAN HEAR it started raining moderately.  CHECKED THE, "INTERNET," and it says it will continue Lightly Moderately for a while.  DANGIT.  It will be SLIGHLTY INCONVINIENCING in the immediate future walks!  HEY GREAT JUST GREAT.  Possibly won't get communal dinner tonight.  Leaving me the opportunity toget Chinese food for myself.  In which case TIME FOR RICE TO BECOME A REAL KEY PLAYER.  This is great!  And by great I mean GOOD.  And by Good I mean A LEVEL SLIGHLY BELOW GREAT but PRETTY GREAT in and of itself.  Hmm.  I think I had a good idea for a sandwich side but now I forgot.  OH I REMEMRERED.  Chez Its.  It was a good idea because I errantly had a couple and was enthusiastic about it today.  So that's good Today and whatknot.  Treasures Of The Land And Sea.  Was looking at that Oh I Don't Know FOUR TO SIX DAYS AGO?  Now time to LOOK AT IT AGAIN.  Possibly even manifesting as far as LOOKING AT IT IN PERSON.  Man oh man would that be sweet.
   Four paragraph To Go.  Huh.  I think this dish is 17 or 18 dollars.  Gotta imagine that's a good bet to make.  TREASURES could EASILY be worth TEN or A HUNDRED times that.  I could be making MAGNITUDES more money than what I'm spending.  UNLESS I EAT ALL THE TREASURES.  THEN I'VE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING.  Except for satiating my appetite.  THEN I'VE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING.  Also NUTRITION.  Not only am I not hungry BUT I'VE ACCOMPLISHED NUTRITION AND WHATKNOT.  You know that sort of thing.  Prevent OTHER people from getting the Treasures of the land and sea.  If they get it they could use it against me.  Something like that I Dunno.  Anyway.  Turkey sandwich is in LESS than 2 hours.  THE COUNTDOWN HAS BEGUN.  Huh.  Anyway what else is up.  Not sure I wanna go straight to Walk That Line after shower.  Feels like I'd enjoy a That Simpson Family first.  Do I have any other good Alternativisms off the top of my head.  NO.  Do I have any good alternativisms UPON FURTHER RESEARCH and NOT off the top of my headism?  NO.  Then again I did very little further research so that's not really saying much.
   Three paragraph!  Huh.  What are the ages of Pheonix and Witherspoon.  I FEEL like Witherspoon is Oh I Don't Know THREE AND A TWO THIRDS years older than Pheonix.  SHE'S ABOUT 1.5 YEARS YOUNGER JUST AS I SUSPECTED.  Well that's good.  She just has AN OULD SOUL VIBES.  Also in the movie I think she's about 3.67 years older.  So that's where that comes from.  BETTER LURQ how much older The Fictional Character June Carter was compared to The Fictional Character Johnny Cash was.  YEAH.  June Carter is 3 years older than Johnny Cash.  HEY I was right about something vaguely How About That.  Hmm.  Maybe let shower run for 90 seconds before stepping in so that YES there's MORE water pooled up on the floor of bathtub but it's MOSTLY FRESH WATER and less DISGUSTING water from yesterday.  SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.  One I will NOT go through with.  I don't have ninety seconds to spare.  I GOT PLACES TO BE.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime.  What Simpsons episode am I up to.  I wanna say it's one of the good ones but that's hard to confirm without looking up exactly which one we're dealing with.  Also just occurred to me I HEAR NO RAINDROPS FALLING OUTSIDE.  Nor any raindrops IN THE PROCESS of falling.  NOR any raindrops FORMING in clouds.  Raindrops form in clouds right?  That's where they BREW.  I don't know how Rain Works.  Hmm.  BART SELLS HIS SOUL?  That sounds like a quality episode if I ever heard one.  I can imagine several jokes off the top of my head.  Whew.  Anyway I dunno.  Feels like they should have looked into any open cases of shootings in Reno where people were shot and the perpetrator stuck around Just To Watch The Victim Die.  BECAUSE I GOT A GOOD IDEA OF A PRIME SUSPECT in retrospect.
   Last paragraph of the Daytime Day.  Could I take bonus walk in afternoon to make it Even Eight?  Yeah theoretically but IN PRACTICE who gives a fig.  I dunno.  I feel like RICE PILAF would be very interesting VERY INTERESTING INDEED but probably too big a portion.  Also looks like Very Unlikely we'd get Deli Tonight.  So that's not IMPORTANT to consider.  SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT is my feelign.  Any Back To The Future IV that I can watch.  I can watch the 5 minute Back To The Future RIDE on youtube.  Not very quality story.  But nobody gonna STOP me from watching it.  Unless someone stops me from watching it.  Can't count that out completely I guess.  Treasure's Of Land And Sea is in, "Chef's Favorite Sauce."  I don't know ANYTHING about this chef.  How am I supposed to even GUESS as to what kind of sauce would be his favorite.  I NEED MORE INFO on the type of guy this chef is before venturing a hypothesis on what kind of suace he's prone to prefer.  WELP that's it.  See ya tonight!

Sounds Okay To Me

    HEY FRIENDS BIG UPDATE.  Sink water is 100% UNPOOLED.  Bathtub is 98% unpooled.  Just the barest of pooled up water around the drain.  Mostly pleased with how that went today.  Anyway what else happened today.  Watched a couple of Them Simpsons.  Watched the rest of Walk That Line.  Watched the first 2/3rds of Purple Rain for the first time.  First time I've watched ANY amount of Purplse Rain.  Not just the first time that I've watched Specifically The First 2/3rds Of It As A portion.  Anyway GOOD STUFF.  Also MAN OH MAN is it great to have a Positive Hero Role Model to look up to who is 5'2.  One who is a respected sex symbol and whatknot.  LOVE IT.  Anyway movie itself is pretty good too!  Also Punwise I'm NOT looking up to him at 5'2!  Looking RIGHT AT EYE LEVEL.  I'm THAT.  So that's good.  I like it when he became The Artist Formally Known As Prince.  Probably could have just shortened it to The GUY Formally Known As Prince instead of Specifying THE ARTIST.  I doubt there were other NON-ARTISTS out there Known As Prince either.  WHAT ABOUT ALL THE REGAL PRINCES OUT TEHRE.  Well now I sound like an idiot.  OF COURSE.  Lots Regal princes out there.  NOW I'M THE DUMB ONE I GUESS.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Yeah but none of them were KNOWN AS PRINCE.  Maybe there were HALF A DOZEN throughout the whole world who made people just call them Prince.  Probably a few though I guess.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Had delicious turkey sandwich with Cheez It for lunch.  Ended up getting Communal Diner for dinner.  Had delicious Steak * Eggs!  SCRAMBLED.  With Hash Brown.  Had HALF today will have half tomorrow.  It was Deliciousitude.  I went into it Having Donated Toast to Father.  Probably could have stood to have a slice of toast with the dinner.  Oh well live and learn.  Probably haven't learnt a thing from this experience.  MOST LIKELY will continue to live though. SO FAR SO GOOD at least.  Hmm.  Got Super Marker order tomorrow morning.  Probably go into it trying to get up early enough to take Walk beforehand.  GO into it trying to get up early enough to take walk beforehand good.  Not sure that sentence was entirely necessary.  Well what in Life IS entirely necessary.  DEATH AND TAXES am I right.  Probably.
   Ugh.  Kinda feel like saving Purple Rain for the future.  Just not in the mood right now to watch the rest tonight.  Too PROGRESSIVE MUSIC.  I feel like it's not Prog Rock exactly but Prince Rock has Progressive Rock CHORD CHANGES MAYBE???  I don't know music too well KIND OF A NOVICE when it comes to matters of Musicdom.  Huh.  I WISH IT WAS 22 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES FROM NOW RIGHT NOW so that I could have steak and eggs again.  IT'D BE DELICIOUS and whatknot.  Huh that's good and great one would imagine.  What should I watch then when this is over.  Maybe listen to MUSIC.  Curate a Song By Song Listening Session and whatknot ON THE SUPER SPECIAL MidLevel Speakers.  You know LOWER MIDLEVEL.  Get on board with it and crap.  LOOK do I 100% understand why everyone agrees Prince is a Sex Symbol?  NO.  I mean I don't think he's DISGUSTING or anything.  I just don't particularly see what's SUPER SPECIAL about him.  GOOD MAYBE TAHT MEANS I CAN BE SEX SYMBOL TOO.  Nothing super special about me... I'm 5'2... I KNOW HOW TO DO CHORD PROGRESSIONS ON GUITAR.... all the pieces are coming together for me to be super special sex symol formerally known as prince.
   You know that sort of thing.  Anyway two paragraphs to go.  Probably write them good.  The quality of them will be poor.  But I will WRITE TEM in A Well Way.  Anyway.  After Johnny Cash calls attention to Yellow Water in Folsom Prison he SLAMS the glass of water in protest and riles up the prisoners that way.  He should have DRANK the water.  That would he STUCK IT TO THE WARDEN even more.  And ENDEAR HIMSELF to the prisoners more.  ANYONE can destroy a glass and TEAR DOWN.  It takes A REAL MAN to BUILD BRIDGES and show he can DRINK YELLOW WATER.  Hmm.  That made more sense in my head before I tried putting it together Outside Of My Head.  No tootsie pop again tonight.  IN FACT no pop of any kind.  ALSO No Tootsie Product of any kind.  Well let me think about that more carefully.  I don't think I OWN any other kind of tootsie products.  If I had some sort of Tootsie Roll Bar I'd consider having that.  But I don't SO I DON'T.  Hmm.
   Hey I get to write one more paragraph.  Is there some sort of snack that's Steak and egg and hash brown flavored but it's all combined into one small snack.  Hmm.  The answer is No.  Hey Live and Let Live right.  I think that's a James Brown movie.  I think that's a James Bond Mistake Thing.  Moving on.  The point is the prisoners at Folsom Penitentiary don't have the privilege of slamming their pitchers of water because they don't like the color of the product therein.  WHY SHOULD THEY ROOT for their hero Doing So.  THEY WANNA SEE THEIR IDOL DO WHAT THEY DO, Be Degraded Like They're Degraded!  That's how life works!  Hmm.  Anyway the important part of the story is they're all dead now.  Huh.  I have MINI FRITTATAS.  That's EGG flavored.  I think one of them is reasonable sized snack.  Lemme Look into that.  By which I mean I will probably not look into that but if I did It'd be cool.  Anyway that's about itfortonight.  See ya tomorrow!

-8:18 P.M.

Wednesday, March 22, 2023

Yeah About That

    Hey friends! A bit behind schedule today.  9:46 AM!  SHOULD be able to fit in all the Early Part Of Day stuff today but it'll be a bid Crunch Time.  Small chance I'll cut Act I and/or Act II short a paragraph II.  Decent chance I'll have to do Period Of Time between Walks III and IV where I shower Crunch Time.  Either way gonna fit in all the walks and everything.  So that's good.  WARM in my room.  I got the windows open.  I got the temperature outside the way it is for everyone.  WHY IS IT SO WARM.  Gotta get me some sort of portable fan.  Or an immovable fan that's pointed in the right direction.  That would work FOR NOW.  Wouldn't be so convinient OVERALL in the future.  Or in the past.  Hmm.  Watched the rest of Back To The Future II last night.  Great.  Then I went to sleep.  Took me Oh I Don't Know AN HOUR to fall asleep.  Coulda been worse.  FANTASY BASEBALL TRADE WENT THROUGH.  Got Great Mets pitcher.
    SURE he SLOGGED through his latest Spring Training start.  Sure SLOG is a word.  I SAID IT.  Microsoft FrontPage accepted it.  TWO FOR TWO in terms of evidence of it being a word!  Hmm.  Got some coffee a brewin.  Had classic breakfast.  Not sure what I did for NightMight.  Can't remember ANYTHING.  Is it possible I ate NOTHING?  I guess!  Unlikely.  BUT POSSIBLE.  I don't think I ate anything even RELATYIELY big.  I'd remember that.  Musta ate SOMETHING though.  Either way started taking Topheramax FIFTY UNIT PILL this morning.  Maybe that's why I didn't eat at night.  ANTICIPATION of taking pill in the morning.  WOW THIS IS WORKING OUT GREAT.  Hmm.  Grilled chicken roll for lunch.  WOW TIS IS WORKING OUT GREAT.  Got orange soda.  TIS COULD BE WORKING OUT BETTER.  I'd have liked a better soda.  But I had a bit of Old Orange Soda leftover from The Past.  So I just filled it up with new orange soda.  I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO START ANEW with other soda.  But I HAD to finish old soda.  IN RETROSPECT should have just finished stale soda then started anew.
   OH WELL now I'm stuck with Lots Of Orange Soda.  HEY COFFEM should be ready at this point.  HMM Japan beat America in the finals for the World Baseball Classic.  I guess they just WANTED it more.  And/or were the better team.  And/or got lucky.  And/or Any Given Sunday.  Either way America can take solace in the fact that What Are You Talkin About Doc All The Best Things Are Made In Japan.  WAIT how can America take solace in that fact.  SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER PLUS FOR JAPAN.  WRONG AGAIN.  We get to IMPORT the best things without having to make them.  WE GET ALL THE PLEASURE of great things adn the pleasure of IMPORTATIONS without the chore of having to make them.  ALRIGHT.  What else do I got going on.  IDEALLY I finish the act in Less Time but theoretically I got up to an hour more to write seven more paragraphs.  WOW.  TIME.  I CAN, "DIG," that.
   You know that sort of thing.  Liked the Simpsosn yesterdsya.  Watch more today.  I dunno.  Liked it a bit TOO much.  Not sure I'm comfortable Doing All That Laughing.  Might PULL something or something.  Where do they animate Simpsons. I wanna say South Korea.  Main motivation for wanting to say that is a Strong Belief that it's the accurate answer.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP.  At first google just said Korea.  So there was a CHANCE it was North Korea.  But then I read on and it was CONFIRMED it was South Korea.  So that's good.  I FEEL there should be a Middle Korea where the residents think that Kim Jung Un is just a PRETTY cool guy.  Ugh.  What else is going on.  What kinda dinner are we talkin about for tonight.  Gonna have to look into whether Communal Dinner is in the cards.  Cause if it isn't I dunno what I'm doing!  Only Super market meal I got left is Turkish Sandwich.  I ALSO GOT WILD CARDS in the house though.  I ALSO GOT OUTSIDE PLACES I CAN PLUCK MEALS FROM.
   Fifth paragraph.  Delightful.  Google says one of Kim Jong Un's grand parent's is naked Kim Jong Suk.  GOTTEM.  That's enough of that.  Cause he sucks.  Or she sucks.  Either way they're OLD now.  Or possibly dead.  OR BOTH.  Why kick a man or woman when they're down.  CAUSE THAT'S WHEN THEY'RE EASIEST TO KICK.  (1) CAN'T FIGHT BACK THEY'RE DEFENSELESS.  (2) ALREADY WITHIN KICKING RANGE, YOUR FEET ARE NEAR THE GROUND AND SO ARE THEY.  I guess orange soda isn't SO bad.  Tastes like an Orange Tree.  Wow.  Have I ever tasted anything from a tree.  DIRECTLY from the tree.  Not sure.  Not sure at all.  Doesn't sound safe.  I need my fruit or vegetables sprayed with pesticides and pathogens and whatknot before I can eat them.  That's the AMERICAN way.  Anyway.  I'm safe from Kim Jung Un, right?  He's not gonna be able to harm me from me pointing out his grandparent's dumb name?  I dunno.  If anything he should be happy with me suggesting that he gets a few new followers who suddenly think he's Pretty Cool.  YEAH but at the same time SOME of his CURRENT follwers have him DEMOTED from GODLIKE to Pretty Cool.  SOME follower progress some follower degress.  Hmm.
    Halfway through Act I!  How long did first 5 paragraphs first.  Twenty minutes.  GREAT.  At this rate I'LL BE DEAD AT SOME POINT.  That sounds about right.  Anyway. Listened to ALT CNTRL playlist on Walk I.  Closing in on the end of that playlist.  Amazing.  Gotta figure out a new playlist or something to put on after that.  OH BOY.  Wednesday.  Hmm.  How's the heat going on in my room.  DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT for oh I Don't Know 19 minutes.  NOT ANYMORE.  Just occurred to me KINDA TOO WARM again.  Just my luck.  Probably other peoples' luck too.  I'd imagine there's lots of people out there AT THIS VERY MOMENT in the world that are thinking JUST LIKE ME hey what's up I'm kinda warm right now UNPLEASANTLY and whatknot.  For one reason or another.  Hmm.  What else is up and crap.  WOW DELICIOUS ORANGE SODA.  I WOULDN'T TRADE THIS FOR THE WORLD.  Well sure I would.  The world INCLUDES TONS of other orange soda.  PLUS lots of other stuff.  That's an easy decision.  LET'S DO THE TRADE.  Hmm. 
   What is this.  Four paragraphs to go?  That's not so bad.  I can do that with my hands untied and in front of my back.  Kinda can't do it any other way.  YEAH.  Hmm.  Gonna have plenty of time to do crap this morning and crap.  Either way the important thing is I can probably wear sweatshirt jacket for most of the walks today.  SHOULD I wear HAT today?  OR JUST WEAR HOOD.  OR NEITHER.  You could make a case for ALL THREE.  PERHAPS AT ONCE.  Hard to wear NEITHER along with other two though.  THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.  Hmm.  If I get dinner today gotta imagine DELI is way ahead in the lead.  Back up is DINER.  THAT'S ABOUT IT.  GOTTA BE TAHT.  Hmm.  Chiicken Pot Pie for tomorrow.  WHAT FOR TIDAY?  WHO KNOW.  Maybe a Hot Dog.  Can't think of any good ALT.  Hearty Soup is normally a good ALT but just don't feel right TODAY.  The important thing is I move on with my life FOR NOW.  Then move on with my life LATER.  The important thing is I keep moving on with my life REPEATEDLY OVER AND OVER for the rest of my life FOREVER.
   Until life ends.  Then I'm done with moving on with my life FOR BETTER OR WORSE.  Probably for worse.  Life being over SOUNDS BAD.  Then again we'll see how it goes.  Eighth paragraph.  Three to go!  Wonderful.  OH NO I clicked a Google ADVERT in gmail by accident when I wanted to click an e-mail.  Not sure why I wanted to click the e-mail anyway.  It was SPAM.  Just figured it was easier to click the e-mail than to delete it.  That's one way to get rid of it.  Just get it Marked As Read.  Accomplishes as much as Deleting It would have.  Either way NOW GOOGLE thinks I'm gonna read it's Ads.  NOW IT'S GONNA AD EVEN MORE AT ME.  Either way what can ya do.  HMM now that I've clicked the Ad MIGHT AS WELL READ IT.  MAYBE IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR ME.  Let's see.  "TIS IS BIG.  TIS IS FIOS 2 GIG."  I don't know what that means.  I guess I'll NEVER know what it means.  What If I read the e-mail.  Nah I ain't gonna do that.
   Penultimate paragraph!  GREAT.  What else is up.  Palindrome Date ALL THE REST OF MARCH.  This is what life is all about.  Hey sounds terrible that's great.  Guess when I see him I'll ask Dad if he's interested in Communal Dinner for tonight.  By the time I start Act II I'll let ya know what the deal is with that.  Probably.  I want to know what the deal is with that.  I assume you do too.  I assume everything I'm interested in YOU'RE now interested in.  WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE somehow.  You get INVESTED in it cause you're READING ALL ABOUT IT.  THAT'S WEIRD.  I'm really not invested in it and I'm the one writing all about it.  THAT'S WRITING and/or READING for you I suppose.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  Probably lots of things.  Right now the main thing I consider I have going for me is that I'm almost done with Act I WHICH IN TURN means I'm getting close to being done with DayTime Day chores.  WHICH MEANS LIFE GOES ON.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Hmm.  What Simpsons episode I got coming up.  OH I KNOW cause I started it.  Who Shot Mr. Burns PART I of II.  I REMEMBER WHOM IT WAS who Shot Mr Burns in both Parts I AND Parts II.  NO SPOILERS but it was MAGGIE THE BABY.  It was probably an accident because She's A Baby.  Then again there's repeated references to her supperior intellect throughout the series.  WHICH SUGGEST she might have known what she was doing.  EITEHR WAY the important thing is MR BURNS SURVIVED TO TELL THE TAKE and it was all in good fun and NO HARM DONE in the end.  I think.  Ends with everyone shaking hands and having a hearty laugh about it.  Hmm.  Is Maggie short for Margaret Just like Marge is short for Margaret.  AND IS Maggie basically Marge JR basically then?  THEY NEVER TALK ABOUT TAT.  TE BABY IS MARGE JR.  Let's talk about it.  Hmm.  Anyway that's it for now.  Gonna be back soon! 

great sounds cool

    Hi friends.  No communal dinner tonight!  Just gonna have turkey sandwich as Other Meal in addition to Grilled Chicken Roll.  I don't KNOW which one will be lunch and which one will be dinner.  THE IMPORTANT THING is I have roughly Fourty Minutes to comfortably write this act.  COULD GO OVER if I need to.  I DON'T need to.  I need to use LESS not more.  That's the tip they give you when you're a writer.  LESS not more.  Possibly when you're Other Person too.  Seems like a good universal tip for Lots Of Things.  When you're STRIPPING for instance.  Less clothes.  Not more!  Maybe start off with more, not less.  So you have SOMETHING to strip.  If you START OFF with less not more YOU HAVE NOTHING TO STRIP.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Got some coffee and some Diet Coke for now.  That's pretty good.  Not very hungry this morning.  Not really hungry any morning.  But is it possible I'm LESS hungry than not hungry?  YEAH.  This Morning Does of Topheramax is REALLY hitting the spot!
   Four paragraph to go.  Tomorrow I MUST have wildcard lunch which will likely be a delicious Breakfast Hot Pockets.  Can't have it today though.  Would be a redundancy with Grilled Chicken Roll.  The important thing is I figure out a delicious SandwichSide with turkey sandwich.  ALSO the important thing is I figure out important way to incorporate bread into sandwich.  Do I TOAST IT.  Do I CUT SANDWICH INTO HALVES.  Do I cut it into THIRDS.  Hmm.  Cut it into the World Symbol For Peace.  That would send an important message.  Hmm.  Then I will eat the important message.  Which will send an even MORE important message.  So that's good I guess.  Is it possible I go to Back To The Future III today?  UNFORTUNATELY YES.  Is it possible I ENJOY watching it today?  UNFORTUNATELY YES.  That sounds like a Fortunately.  YOU'D TINK SO WOULDN'T YOU.  Hmm.  Baby's can't shoot people.  It might as well be just a weight and pulley that shot Mr Burns.  There's no AGENCY or anything.  You can't call it a PERSON SHOOTING A PERSON. Just chalk it up to SOME SORT OF WILD MISHAP ACCIDENT.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Are Babies Poeple.  I feel like Republicans think fetii are people, then babies aren't people, then toddlers are people, then childrens 5-8 aren't people, then children 8-12 are people, then teenagers 13-16 aren't people, then t... I dunno this would be funnier if I was giving thought to it.  IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE IF I WAS BASING IT ON LOGIC.  Ya know like OH IT'S IN TEH NEWS REPUBLICANS WANT CHILD LABOR. Thus I'm estimating that their pool of child labor THOSE AGES THEY WANT TO BE PEOPLE.  But then the other ages of children AREN'T PEOPLE.  That sort of thing.  Well then don' they want ALL children to be people.  WHY CAN'T ALL CHILDREN BE CHILD LABOR.  I dunno.  I think some children ages they don't want.  SOME children are Too Young AND/OR TOO OLD to be child labor.  I feel like there's an age that's too old for child labor and too young for adult labor that Republicans don't necessarily want to empower.
   That sort of thing!  THAT'S TE JOKE THAT'S MISSING THERE.  Two paragraphs to go.  What else is up.  Leaning towards grilled chicken roll for lunch.  MORE HEARTY than other meal.  But MORE DELICIOUS.  LET'S TREAT ONESELF.  Me.  I'm the Oneself in this context.  Huh.  THEN AGAIN when I get back from Walk IV makes a difference!  If I get back too late then I can't put it in the oven soon enough that lunch will be ready early enough that I wanna eat it on time and whatknot.  Makes sense. Probably.  The LOGIC makes sense.  The sentence that attempts to CONVEY the logic ISN'T THAT GREAT.  So that's good.  Wildcard lunch tomorrow could be a bagel with egg white.  Could be a balanced breakfast.  We'll see how it goes.  Possibly.  Could be blind by then.  Can't count anything out completely.  Hmm.  At the end of Back To The Future II when they tease Back To The Future III they say Coming Summer 1990.  I FEEL It was ultimately released in 1989.  LET'S SEE.  YEP RELEASED MAY 25, 1990 JUST LIKE I THOUGHT.
   Last paragraph of the DayTime Day!  AMAZING.  Hmm.  Maybe part of it is we want to believe that Back To The Future is purely an 1980's Artifact HOWEVER it is 33.3% a 1990's artifact.  OH NO I'm scared.  Hmm.  Then again who cares what else is up.  1990 is the TEN of the 1980's.  STILL KIND OF THE 1980's.  Interesting counterpoint.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  Gonna have plenty of time I think to get back from Walk IV to put Grilled Chicken Roll in oven.  EAT IT DELICIOUS UP AND WHATKNOT.  Do I PLAN on eating it with fork and knife before giving up and just eating it with my hands after a couple of bites?  Or just go into it planning on eating it with my hands from the start?  OR how about this mix-em-up ACTUALLY eat it with fork and/or knife all the way through.  The important thing is that took up a lot of a paragraph That There Conundrum.  Hmm.  I guess that's it for now.  I'll see ya tonight!

wonderful what a relief

    Hi friendes!  Time to write some Last Five Paragraphs again!  Will these be the FINAL last five paragraphs?  OF MY LIFE?  Possibly! Hmm.  Watched delightful Several Simpsons as well as all of Back To The Future III as well as about Eight Minutes of WALK THAT LINE.  ALL OF THOSE THINGS WERE GREAT.  Gonna watch more of WALK THAT LINE tonight.  Not gonna finish it by any stretch of the imagination.  But hopefully make a nice dent in it.  I BELIEVE in Nice Dent.  IT'S A PROMOTIONAL AD CAMPAIGN FOR A SUPER HERO MOVIE IN 2008 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.  Hmm.  Turnt out I forgot to order Grilled Chicken Roll last night.  Had 2 Breakfast Hot Pockets for lunch instead.  WORKED OUT PRETTY GOOD.  All Delicious The Same.  Not Grammar Happy Sentence That.  Hmm.  Had bagel with egg white for dinner.  ALL the egg white I had.  Which was a lot. Meaning I got CLASSIC Breakfast tomorrow.  Also got BLOODWORK tomorrow.  Meaning I'd have to get up SUPER early to take a early walk beforehand.  Or get up Regular Early to Not Take An Early Walk But Just To Go Get Blood Work And See Where That Leaves Me For Early Part Of Day OtherWise Depending On How Long BloodWork Takes Me Why Do I Have To Capitalize Each First Letter Of Each Word This, "Sentence," That Hardly Seems Fair I Really Painted Myself Into A Corner With That One.
   Hmm.  Walking the line doesn't sound too difficult.  HOW HARD could it be to WALK A LINE.  Then again what do we mean when we say line.  And what do we mean when we say Walk. ...Also gotta ask.  WHAT DOES, "A," MEAN.  What else is going on and crap.  I mean standard definitions of Lines and Walking walking a lien sounds easy.  However if its MULTIPLE LIENS it could get hard.  If he has to Walk 10,000 Lines IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME that warrants a film because that'd be a real interesting Dramatic Arc and whatknot.  What's going on again.  Have turkey sandwich for lunch tomorrow.  I can look forward to that because I have no other choice.  I can easily choose to Just Not Look Forward to it.  EAT IT anyway.  But be RESIGNED to eating it.  NAH I CHOOSE TO BE ENTHUSIASM ABOUT IT.  Which is good because WHAT FUN.  REALLY WORKING OUT FOREVER IN MY FAVOR.  Didn't have tootsie pop for 2 or 3 nights in a row.  Don't think I'm gonna have one tonight eihert.
    AMAZE.  Ign.  Three paragraphs to go.  What happens to Johnny Cash's brother again.  Falls into a woodchipper or something. I forget exactly.  Which is weird because I already got up to that part of the film.  Should be fresh in my memory!  Oh well what can ya do.  Wait a second. There's a Roseanne Cash.  There's a Roseanne Barr.  And there's such a thing as a Cash Bar.  WHERE IT'S A BAR AND YOU SPECIFICALLY HAVE TO PAY FOR THE DRINKS AS OPPOSED TO THE DRINKS BEING PROVIDED BY THE OCCASION CELEBRATION.  Gonna have to look into that one to see if there's any deeper meaning there.  What else is going on.  Toasted bagel real well for dinner.  Salted and peppered egg real well.  WAY TOO MUCH one might argue.  Another might argue REAL WELL.  Sure I probably started myself on the path towards a kidney stone and/or some sort of Pepper-type-consequence BUT WE'LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE GET THERE.  Hmm.
    Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  Pretty early tonight.  I can make a nice Harvey Dent in Walk That Line.  Anyway.  Wonder what kinda crap I'll eat when this is over.  Gonna eat some sort of crap.  Maybe a smaller iced cream sandwich.  I think that's the sort of crap I might get a kick out.  Of.  ASSUMING I have smaller iced cream sandwiches In Stock.  Gonna have to consult a Stock Boy.  Is that a thing that super markers have.  Stock Boys?  And they're the boys who are concerned with keeping things in stock?  I mean I know there are people who do This Job.  But I'm only 67% sure they're could possibly be called Stock Boys.  Pretty sure you can call people who work on wall street, "Stock Boys."  They'd like it.  THEY TINK IT'S CUTE.  THEY'RE DUMB THAT'S WHY.  I hate them so much!  What else is going on and crap.  Oh hey you'll get a kick out of this after this sentence I'm gonna move onto the next paragraph.
   Amazing.  HEY!  When I checked earlier after my shower THE WATER POOLED IN MY SINK WAS GONE!  Suddenly it drained!  And then the small amount that pooled today from when I used it Today had drained a couple hours AFTER THAT.  BAD NEWS TOHUGH now the water in my BATHRTUB from today's shower is pooled.  Ugh.  That's WORSE.  Water pooled in sink hurts nobody.  Water pooled in bathtub NOW I'M STANDING IN DIRTY WATER every time I take shower.  WHAT BULLSHIT I thought everything was looking good NOW EVERYTHING IS LOOKING LESS THAN GOOD.  I BLAME GOD as I do with most things.  He's got THE MOTIVE and he's got THE MEANS.  Must have been god, right?  Anyway I dunno.  What else is going on and crap.  I guess that's about it for today.  And by about it I mean that's it but I'm going to write THREE more sentences after this one.  That includes this one.  ALSO this one.  Oddly enough it doesn't include this one.  No explaining that!

-7:58 P.M.

Tuesday, March 21, 2023

It's Too Late For That

    Hey friends!  Up late today.  It's 11:03 AM!  HOWEVER I think I'll manage to fit in seven walks.  WAS gonna stay in bed so late that I miss TWO walks.  I think I'll just miss one.  HOWEVER I may cut Act I and/or Act II short a paragraph or two.  WHICH I may make up in Act III OR I may write a mini Act in the middle of the day.  BASICALLY I got up to 55 minutes to write the rest of Act I.  Figure that'll be 7-10 paragraphs.  Instead of Just Definitely Ten Paragraphs.  So that's good.  Got psychiatry Zoom appointment at 2:00 PM.  TWO PM?  WHATTA TIME PERIOD.  That's LUNCH TIME normally.  Well to be fair lunch time is normally around 1:55 PM.  I'd say ON AVERAGE I usually START EATING right around 1:55 PM.  GO FIGURE.  Then come back here.  RIGHT QUICK.  We don't have time for you to be Figuring Around indefinitely.  Well I guess it doesn't eat into MY time.  But it's a huge waste of YOUR time.
   Hmm.  Had some nice dreams last night.  I dunno about NICE dreams.  LOTS of dreams.  Lots of heavy dreaming.  Which was fun I guess.  Anything to break up Monotony of life.  HEY SHUT UP.  Life isn't monotonous.  Life is WACKY AND OFF TEH WALL.  Life can be wacky and off the wall AND monotonous.  Oh okay that's good.  Anyway.  Listened to some more ALT CNTRL on first walk of the day.  I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT.  Well that's not true.  I don't care if ANY OF YOU know it.  But there's probably some people out there that I'd prefer not to know it.  Can't pinpoint WHOM off the top of my head.  Maybe GIRLS I LIKE.  Any specific info I should guard.  I dunno WHY this would count against me but ya never know.  GOTTA BE CAREFUL OUT THERE with personal info being shared with girls you like.  Sure it could work to my advantage.  Maybe THEY like Alt Cntrl too and this is a SHARED common interest.  I JUST CAN'T TAKE TAT CHANCE THOUGH.
   Third paragraph.  Hmm.  Had black and white cookie for breakfast.  Had unencouraging amount of NightMight.  Not TERRIBLE amount.  Just not particularly encouraging, though!  My current feeling is THIS ENTRY IS THE CRAPS so far.  Also probably my Future Feelign too.  Probably woulda been my Past Feeling if I bothered Feelig About It way back when.  Hmm.  COMMUNAL dinner tonight but FROM WHERE?  My guess it Italy Style Restuarant.  Not only my guess but MY PREFERENCE.  Get some Pizza for tonight.  Possibly some Grilled Chicken Roll for tomorrow.  Then again you can't count out Delicatessen Style Restaurant.  Hmm.  Are delicatessens JEWISH BY NATURE.  Better LTURQ.  I LOOKED IT UP AND THEN LOST INTEREST BEFORE READING THE RESULTS.  I feel like that happens a lot.  I look up questions I have because I'M INQUISITIVE BY NATURE and then get bored before even reading the basics of the results.  Go figure.
    Hmm.  If DELI then I'm gettin Freedom Pot Pie for tomorrow and SOMETHING ELSE for today.  Possibly HEART-EM-UP soup.  Possibly SOME OTHER THING.  I guess.  Fourth paragraph.  I GUESS.  Oh hey coffee almost forgot about that.  NOT ALMOST.  I DID forget about it.  I remember NOW, sure.  But that doesn't take away the fact I DID FORGET ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Gonna have half an hour between Walk III and ZOOM Appointment.  Should I take shower then?  NORMALLY would take shower after that walk.  See no reason not to.  Plenty of time to take shower and dry off and prepare for Zooming Appointment.  Huh.  Got up to FOURTY FIVE MINUTES to write the rest of this act.  WAIT YA KNOW WHAT let's say Fourty Four Minutes.  Even that is really more than it should be but HEY LET'S LIVE A LITTLE.  Let's live A LOT.  I dunno how comfortable I am with living A LITTLE.  I guess it's relative.  I'd like to live Oh I Don't Know SIXTY SEVEN MORE YEAR.  Let's hit One Hundred Age.  That's about it.
   Fifth paragraph.  Hmm.  Fourty Plus Minutes for six paragraphs?  Seems like I could hit that.  AND IF NOT I don't see myself being more than 1 or 2 paragraphs UNDER for the first Acts of the day.  WHICH MEANS I make it up in Act III and DON'T write Bonus Mini Act in middle of day.  YEAH.  Anyway.  Is it possible I take bonus Middle Of The Day Walk to take normal amount of walks overall?  I guess so.  Can't really picture it rightly though because of Zoom appointment.  It doesn't really change things that much but for some reason it's mucking things up in my head.  EITHER WAY gonna aim for NO BONUS AFTERNOON WALK.  PLAY  IT AS IT LAYS.  One less walk today.  THIS PARAGRAPH IS CRAP.  What good is it to anyone.  NO GOOD that's who.  On the other hand what fun did I dream.  Part of it was I went into a Dunkin Donuts to get an Iced Coffee.  WHAT A TREAT.  Haven't done that in over three years.
   Also PANDEMIC still existed in dream.  But I was just ready to BEND TE RULES a bit in the dream and treat myself.  WOW what if I did that in real life.  IT WORKED OUT IN THE DREAM in spades.  Hmm something to consider.  What else is up.  SIXTH PARAGRAPH ALREADY?  THAT"S NUTS.  Anyway what else is up.  HEY PALINDROME DATE unless you count the 20.  3/21/23.  Right.  32123.  Sounda palindromic to me.  I bet that happens All of the time though so WHO CARES.  I'm TIRED of people pointing out when Dates Are Things.  IT ANNOYS THE CRAP OUT OF ME.  Yet I do it too.  Such is life.  If you can't beat them, join them!  THEN BEAT THEM FROM THE INSIDE.  That's the best way to beat them.  Ah that makes sense.  You can corrupt their operation because now you got ACCESS.  Ugh.  Anyway.  I was thinking about taking Walk II as SHORTER WALK to make up for bonus time in Early Part Of Day.  The way this Act is going I DON'T EVEN NEED TO DO THAT.
   Seventh paragraph.  Let's keep it going.  I DON'T LIKE ENTRY.  Then again LIFE ITSELF isn't that great so who am I to complain about Today's Entry In Particular.  HEY SHUT UP LIFE IS A SOLID B-.  WHO ARE YOU TO COMPLAIN ABOUT B- LIFE.  I dunno Some Guy I Guess.  Gotta remember to make my case to go up on Topheramax to Physiatrist today.  But also when I make my case I should call it by it's accurate name.  I can do that.  I can do lots of things.  That's a good example of one of the dozens of things I can do.  What's another good example.  Get out of bed JUST IN TIME to take ONE less walk instead of TWO.  I DID IT.  Potentially.  LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA DID IT.  Hmm.  Are All Italian Restaurants Italian.  Gonna say usually.  Gotta imagine some are Portuguese.  Go figure.  LOOK THAT'S A JOKE.  But gotta say some PIZZERIAS aren't Italian.  SOME ARE PORTUGUESE.  Lemme LURQ what other Nationalities DO pizzerias.
   I LOOKED IT UP.  DIDN"T GET BORED UNTIL 20 SECONDS IN.  More FRUSTRATION than boredom.  Didn't get any good answers immediately.  Then gave up.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Got solid thirty minutes to write the next three paragraphs.  Way more than enough time.  WAY more.  YAW.  Hmm.  No Mets game today.  ON TV or ANYWHERE.  That's good.  I guess.  Wonder if there's a World Baseball Classical game today.  WOW looks like JAPAN beat The Mexicans yesterday.  And they play The United Statisticians today for ALL THE MARBLES tonight in what I can only imagine is a TELEVISED baseball game.  Hmm gotta imagine that'd be interesting to watch if It's available to be watchable.  What else do I got going on for me and crap.  Roast beef or turkey sandwich for lunch.  Guess I'm leaning towards One Of Them.  Hmm.  I went into today leaning towards roast beef.  NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.  Not so sure one bit.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Ugh.  Maybe the next two paragraphs will be a solid B-.  Can't rule that out completely.  Anyway figure I'll be eating lunch AFTER walk IV which is AFTER zoom appointment which will CLOCK IN around 3:00 PM.  YA KNOW WHAT.  Now that I have THAT CONTEXT sounds like roast beef is the way to go.  I can't eat TURKEY SANDWICH after a walk IV after a zoom appointment.  That makes NO SENSE.  ROAST BEEF SANDWICH makes a lot more sense with these sort of circumstances.  HMM SANDWICHSIDE?  Ugh.  Could be anything.  Possibly something good even.  Ugh.  COULD have wildcard.  But that means NO grilled chicken roll for tomorrow.  BUT it means Something I enjoy more for today.  Like a bagel with egg white or something.  GOTTA GIVE THAT CONSIDERABLE THOUGHT AT SOME POINT.  Soon.  TIME IS RUNNING OUT.  I guess.  What else is up and I Guess.
    Last paragraph of the act.  How long did it take me to write nine paragraphs.  Thirty Two minutes.  AND WHAT A NINE PARAGRAPHS IT WAS.  Solidly took very little time.  So that's a plus.  FOR ME.  Possibly for you.  I'd wager the quicker it takes me to write QUICKER IT TAKES YOU TO READ.  Probably.  Makes sense that the GROOVE I GET IN for writing TRANSLATES into the groove you get in for reading.  Hmm.  What else is up and crap.  What was I in the middle of watching last night.  POSSIBLY NOTHING.  Watched a The Simpsons.  Watched possibly only half of a Tales In The Crypt.  Sounds like I'm in the middle of a Tales In The Crypt then.  Sure does sound that way.  Hmm.  Gonna figure out some sort of Dramatic Film to watch today.  Possibly related to Emperors.  Already saw The LAST Emperor.  I guess next film is The Penultimate Emperor.  And I just continue working backwards indefinitely.  Guess I can work FORWARDS.  And watch a film about The FIRST Whoever Is The Guy Who Replaced The Last Emperor.  Unless it was a COMMITTEE of people.  GREAT then I'll watch a film about The First Committee.  I CAN'T LOSE.  Hmm.  I have lots of time!  Be back soon!

no way i don't think so

    Hi friends!  Got an entire Fourty Minutes if I want to write this act.  Lookin' good!  Think I might go ahead and just eat turkey sandwich today.  NOTHIN EXCITING THERE.  But it IS exciting I'm getting Not Exciting Lunch OUT OF THE WAY.  All Exciting All The Time All At Once from here on out.  For next two days.  Then we start over with Lunches.  But the point is Turkey that's great I think I got white bread can't go wrong there.  Well ya can.  You can forget to use the bread.  Just eat a chunk of sliced turkey with your hand.  That'd be wrong.  Although you could do worse things.  When we used to get Bullet Salami I would sometimes eat that as a snack by just holding onto it and biting into it.  That was WRONG THEN and IT'D BE WRONG NOW.  But then again DELICIOUS.  Hmm.  More ALT CNTRL playlist.  DON'T TELL girls or something I forget.
    Four paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  If I have turkey sandwich for lunch OPENS TE DOOR for Hot Dogs for dinner TWERE I to get Deli.  WOW HOT DOG.  Two hot dog is not the heartiest meal but WHAT A BLAST while it lasts.  So that's good.  Not the best hot dogs I've ever eaten but they get the job done.  What else is going on and crap.  What other fun dream did I have.  Probably some stress dreams.  Dreams that were NEW EXPERIENCE.  HALF FUN HALF STRESS.  Not sure HOW TO FEEL about these dreams but I FEEL STRONGLY about them is the point.  So that's good.  What else is up and crap.  Gotta decide whether or not to wear glasses over zoom.  My first instinct would be to wear glasses.  I wear glasses for distance.  It FEELS like computer screen PLUS the distance of Her being far away from HER camera COMBINED is distance enough to merit Distance Glasses.  HOWEVER now that I think about it THAT'S NOT HOW TIS WORKS.  Her being far away from her camera IS NOT ADDED to my Distance.  Only distance is Me To My Computer Monitor.  Right?
    Either way.  SHOVEN not completely.  Got some LIGHT facial hair.  When Did I Last Shove.  Two weeks ago I'm gonna wager.  LET'S WAGER.  Hmm.  Maybe Psychiatrist will take me more seriously with glasses.  Oh this kid has got it all together just look at him wearing glasses.  Probably want her to think I got it all together.  That way she approves of my progress.  I haven't made any progress.  Not trying to pull one over on her making her think I made progress!  Just want her to think I've plataued the last few years in a pretty good place!  WHICH IS TRUE MORE OR LESS.  Mostly more.  Then again slightly less now that I think about it.  The point is HALFWAY THROUGH ACT II.  Amazing.  Good.  What else is up.  Gonna have plenty of time between Walk III and Zoom.  AKA shower after Walk III and Zoom.  GONNA DRY OFF REAL GOOD On My Own Time.  You know WITH DOZEN OR TWO MINUTES TO SPARE.  Gonna be real great just great.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Sure! Started a new pair of underwear today.  I figure I should be doing that every day!  I DON'T THOUGH.  So this is PROGRESS that I did it today.  Hmm.  Old pair of socks.  Old pair of pants.  NEW PAIR OF SHRIT.  WHY DO WE CALL IT PAIR OF PANTS.  JUST ONE TING.  LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Gonna have to remember to look into that one.  I'm sure there's some HALFWAY DECENT explanation.  In seventeenth century what evolved into pants STARTED OUT as a pair of things.  Something like that.  EXCEPT IT WAS THE NEGATIVE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY.  Wow I didn't see TAHT SURPRISE ENDING coming.  What else is up.  Probably lots of crap.  I don't have to concern myself with ALL the crap that is up.  Probably SOME of the crap that is up just to stay on top of things.  But even I HAVE MY LIMITS.  Ugh.  Just looked back at entry and saw I wrote, "Computer Monitor."  AM I SURE I DIDN"T MEAN 1980's and 90's Baseball Player PAUL MOLITOR?  Now that I think about it YEAH I'm pretty sure about that.
   Last paragraph.  Delightful.  IS HE A HALL OF FAMER.  I think he probably is.  YEP HE SURE IS.  With good reason.  He is a baseball player and excelled at doing that kind of thing.  What else is going on and crap.  Anyway.  HALL OF FAME right there in the name seems to celebrate FAME and not QUALITY.  They're very explicitly saying we're here to elevate The Famous-ist Players rather than The Best-At-Baseball Players.  SURE it may have EVOLVED into that and that's what we ASSUME it means.  BUT IF WE TAKE TINGS LITERALLY we're WAY OFF.  THEN AGAIN maybe I'm reading too much into it IN WHICH CASE GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT ANYWAY.  Hmm.  It's the HALL that's famous.  Not the players in the hall.  And the hall is famous because it has Best-At-Baseball Players celebrated in the hall.  Oh Okay That's a good HALFWAY-Definition-Compromise.  Anyway I guess that's it for now.  I'll see ya tonight and crap.

Help Me Out Here

    Hey friends!  Time to write some Five Paragraphs.  SOUNDS LIKE THE DECEMBERISTS MINI ALBIM Five Songs.  WHICH IS ACTUALLY SIX TRACKS.  Better LTURQ on several fronts.  I could be wrong IN UP TO EIGHTEEN WAYS in that sentence.  Nope it appears All 18 Details I had in that sentence were accurate.  Go figg'r.  Anyway.  Had delicious roasted beef sandwich for lunch and Classic Style Pizza for dinner.  We're talking I have water flavored light beer starting any moment now for NightTime.  Hmm.  Watched HELLHOLE: THE NETFLIX(?) FILM earlier.  It was okay.  We're talkin' I watched two AND A HALF The Simpsons.  GREAT STUFF.  I LAUGHED ONCE and then KEPT ON LAUGHING.  COULDN'T BARELY HARDLY STOP MYSELF.  Then I stopped watching The Simpsons BECAUSE IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH.  Put on some Back To The Future II.  WHICH I ENJOYED A LOT TOO.  Not LAUGHING enjoying but very STIMULATING.  A NICE STIMULATING HIGH.  Sure.
    Hmm.  Had successful Zooming appointment earlier.  Gonna stay on same Topheramax dosage at night BUT I'm also starting to take it in Mornings as well.  THIS IS A GREAT DEVELOPMENT.  Now I'm not gonna eat at all during the day hopefully.  I'M TRYING TO DIET.  TAKE IT EASY ON EATING.  Only when absolutely uncontrollable.  Hmm.  Took solid Seven Walks. VERY SOLID.  Looking forward to going back to sleep again tonight.  It was a blast LAST NIGHT going into THIS MORNING.  WELL I didn't like the stress of Knowing I Should Get Up But Not Getting Up.  I LIKED that I wasn't getting up for several hours but I Didn't like that I wasn't falling back to sleep and knowing that I really SHOULD get up.  HOPEFULLY GOING FORWARD I just enjoy sleep and/or get up without a problem.  Also hopefully going forward TIME CONTINUES GOING FORWARD and doesn't reverse.  IF TIME STARTS TO REVERSE I'M GONNA THROW A FIT.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  No soilers but Hellhole ends in a BIG way where they suggest some sort of sequel.  NEVER BEFORE have I seen an ending where I'm like WOW TIS ENTIRE MOVIE was hardly consequential compared to what a sequel might bring.  EXCEPT FOR MAYBE SPLIT the M Night Shymalan film created by M Night Shymyaslan.  NO SPOILERS on that one.  NO SPOILERS ON ANYONE.  Hmm.  Sure I had some garlic bread before having pizza.  I'm not an IDIOT.  I was HUNGRY and I wasn't ready to have the pizza yet.  WHAT WOULD YOU DO.  IF YOUR SON WAS AT HOME.  SITTING ALL ALONE.  POSSIBLY ON TE BEDROOM FLOOR.  ETCETERA.  What am I putting on after this entry.  KINDA just wanna go to sleep.  Wouldn't mind giving that a go!  Anyway what else do I got going on for me.  Uncle giving me some money!  FIRST OFF he's doing pretty good healthwise!  That's the IMPORTANCE part.  But anyway he's setting up Wills and crap and figures it's easier to just give me and my brother Some Nice Inheritance even though WE ARE MERE NEPHEWS now In LIFETIME because its simpler that way.
   IT'S RUDE to talk about money but lets just say HOLY MOLEY WHAT A GREAT GUY TIS IS GREAT.  Anyway.  I'm not gonna touch any of this money.  Goes into AN BANK ACCOUNT for me that isn't the kind Ya use back and forth and whatknot.  A TRUST account you might say.  OTHER ACCOUNTS YOU CAN'T TRUST this one you can.  Anyway GREAT GUY.  My uncle.  But also the guy who set up the trust account I guess.  Guy who designed the trust account program originally in the first place too.  Everyone is a great guy in the end I guess.  Most people.  Solid 40% of people are decent folks I'd say.  Let's be honest The Decemberists could have cut one of these six songs and made Five Songs five songs.  WHICH SONG would I have cut?  WELL the one song I can't imagine is My Mother Was A Chinese Trapeze Artist so OBVIOUSLY cut the one I can't remember.  CUT IT UP REAL GOOD.
   Last paragraph of the night.  OCEANSIDE.  Great song.  LET'S LISTEN TO IT IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW. ...Ahhh there it goes.  So that's good.  Got about 30 or maybe 35 minutes of Back To The Future II left.  Figure I can watch that when this is over then Devolve Into Sleep.  Sounds like a blast.  BLAST TO TEH FUTURE II.  Natural Light says Brewed In America Since 1977 on the can.  WHERE WAS IT BREWED BEFORE 1977.  I'm gonna guess 80% chance IT WAS BREWED NOWHERE before 1977 and just didn't exist and 20% chance it was brewed somewhere else PERHAPS CANADA before 1977.  Maybe I'm underestimating the possibility it was brewed elsewhere before 1977.  I COULD BE DEAD WRONG about this.  I COULD BE LIVING RIGHT.  I hope I'm Living Right.  Also hope I'm Dead Wrong though in another sense now that I think about it.  Wait NO I DON'T.  Huh I confused myself good for me.  Also Brewed in America since NINETEEN SEVENTY SEVEN does NOT impress me that much.  It's not THAT MUCH the distance past.  1977 isn't exactly BLOWING MY MIND. 
   Anyway.  One more bonus paragraph.  I figure that's what god would have wanted if he was still alive.  Huh.  Figure I'm starting new Topheramax dosing tomorrow morning even if I don't exactly have the new prescription PER SAY yet. I think I have the pills MORE OR LESS.  Got grilled chicken roll for tomorrow lunch.  Got hopefully balanced breakfast tomorrow but probably classic breakfast if not.  DELICIOUS EITHER WAY.  Was this paragraph necessary.  NOT YET it wasn't.  Hmm.  Gonna be honest can't 100% imagine the song SHINY either.  But I TINK I can imagine a glimpse of it.  The important thing is OTHER FOUR SONGS are all winners.  Hmm.  In my imagination I think Colin Meloy goes SHINY! at some point.  But not THAT enthusiastic.  So it's hard to say exactly what it sounds like.  Hmm.  I guess that's about it for tonight.  AS WELL AS today.  Tonight is part of today.  YET TODAY IS NOT PART OF TONIGHT.  Try THAT brain teaser on for size!  Ugh.  See ya tomorroh.

-8:46 P.M.

Monday, March 20, 2023

See What I Mean

    Hey friends.  Up late today.  10:33 AM!  Gonna miss an... WAIT A SECOND now it's 10:34 AM.  Didn't see that development coming!  ANYWAY.  Gonna miss a walk in early part of day BUT I have plenty of time to work with such that there's no crunch time for Acts I and II and shower and whatknot.  ALSO no communal dinner deliver tonight.  SO I got a little bit of extra time in late afternoon SUCH THAT I probably take a bonus Afternoon walk.  I'd say about 2/3rds or 3/4ths I take bonus afternoon walk!  GIVING ME standard 8 walks in the day.  OKAY GREAT.  I was having the most wonderful dream.  What was it about.  I dreamt I was listening to good music which was a good dream in and of itself.  And then in the dream it turned out it was MY music.  Then I woke up and I can't remember the music.  NICE LIGHT ACOUSTIC MUSIC.  I think one of the song titles was something like In The Morning.  MAKES SENSE.  I was dremaing it IN THE MORNING.
   Hmm.  Don't remember exactly but I THINK I had relatively encouraging NightMight last night.  Had very hearty brownie for breakfast.  Lunch I got turkey sandwich or kids chicken parm.  PROBABLY kids chicken parm!  Dinner I got LIVER.  PROBABLY LIVER.  Especially because no alternatives were presented.  SPEAKING OF ALTERNATIVES started Alt Cntrl playlist on first walk.  So far so decent.  Hmm.  Retrieved clean shirt from Dryer.  SO FAR SO GOOD life.  Didn't watch any Horror last night.  I think I watched a little bit more of The Latest Emperor and then went to sleep.  I LIKE HIM AS A YOUNG ADULT.  Starts to wear glasses.  I CAN RELATE TO HIM NOW.  We've ALL been there.  Wearing spectacles and crap.  Also just occurred to me he speaks English all the time to and from Chinese people.  That can't be right.  I can accept him speaking English to English Tutor.  That makes some sense.  BUT NOT to the grandpa from Three Ninjas.  THAT's NO GOOD.  Coffee time.
   Look am I 100% sure it's the grandpa from Three Ninjas?  I can't say for 100%.  But it sure seems to be him.  Has same affect with weird Eye.  But I'll look it up to be sure.  YEAH IT'S HIM.  Wikipedia talks about him having a stroke at some point.  MAYBE TIS IS RESULT OF STROKE.  I'm putting ONE and ONE HALF together and saying I TINK HE HAS CONSISTENT WEIRD EYE TING and IT'S RESULT OF STROKE (of genius).  Hmm.  Also he's friends with kids a lot.  THREE NINJAS were kids.  He started off friends with Emperor when he was a kid.  GOOD FOR HIM.  Then again PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE.  He's not picking on them.  He's their friend.  BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE.  Hmm.  If I had to be friends with someone my own size, what's that.  Fifth graders?  Sixth?  Better LTURQ.  I'm 62 inches.  Let's see average heights by age.  Looks like maybe around 13 years old.  GREAT.  TEENAGERS.  I can relate to teenagers NO PROBLEM.
   Then again that can't be right.  I stopped growing when I was 15.  I don't think I'm that much taller than I was when I was 13.  And I was shorter by a lot than everyone when I was 13.  So how can I be as tall as 13 year olds now.  The point is I NEED TO MAKE YOUNG MALE FRIENDS.  That can't be the point.  That doesn't sound right.  ENCHANT THEM WIT MY MUSIC.  IN THE MORNING.  Once had a fragment of a song Story About The Morning or something.  IT WAS FROM 16 YEARS AGO get on board with it.  Hmm.  16 years.  Time just flies don't it.  Then again also kinda takes forever.  Anyway how long do I have to write this act.  Even if the rest of the act takes an entire hour that leaves me with enough time to do crap and shit.  So that's good and crap and shit.  How much left of The Last-Em-Up Emperor do I have.  IDEALLY it's more than hour.  Hour and sixteen minutes.  With credits.  Gotta imagine credits take fourty minutes because they need to credit all the previous emperors and their best friends.  FOR POSTERITIES SAKE.
   ugh.  How much can I relate to kids by POUNDS.  Looks like around 14 year olds on average.  SWEET DEAL.  Any Metro Games today.  I think there is a team called the Metros.  Who play soccer or Women Basketball or something.  Better LTURQ.  NOPE.  NOT SEEING ANYTHING.  I'M FREE TO CONTINUE CALLING THE NYM the NEW YORK METROS.  Whew that's a relief.  WOW Team AMERICA is gonna be in the World Baseball Classic Final.  That's the country where I SWEAR ALLEGIANCE to.  I've done it plenty of times in school.  HUNDREDS of times I guess.  Thousands?  I dunno.  I think in elementary and/or middle school it was every school day, right?  Then in high school might have been only every Home Room which WASN'T every day.  Maybe once a week?  Once every two weeks?  Also MAYBE I'm getting this wrong?  I think we saluted the flag though in these cases.  Which is equivalence to Allegiance Swearing.  Either way CAN'T GO BACK on allegiance now.  WHAT WOULD GOD and/or GODS think.  Hmm.  America gonna play either Japan or Mexico.  WOW AMERICA'S OLDEST LONGEST STANDING FOES.
   Well we've had wars against them  YET we're good allies with both of them now!  Specifically TRADING-wise.  BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO BATTLE.  Sports battle.  Sixth paragraph.  Kinda feels like I'd root for Japan or Mexico over USA.  They got MORE CHARACTER. SO SHOOT ME.  I think more prominent Mets on USA Though.  Lemme LTURQ.  USA got Peter Alonso and Jeff McNeil.  Japan got NO METS as far as I can tell.  Mexico got no mets as far as I can tell.  OKAY.  USA.  LET'S WIN THIS ONE FOR THE METROS then.  Ugh.  Anyway.  DID I MENTION TOILET PAPER?  I thought I ran out of toilet paper a day or two ago.  WRONG.  I have plenty in cabinet under sink.  THIS IS GREAT.  I dunno about great.  PRETTY GOOD though.  All in all good stuff.  Hmm.  Gonna have to pour some Sink Water into toilet again soon.  Poolin' up good again.  TIME TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS.  Anyway what else is up.
   Four paragraphs to go in Act I!  Amazing.  AMERICA got a nice roster.  Japan got a decent roster with some good players I heard of.  MEXICO doesn't have many stars I recognize.  GOOD.  THEY GOT A LOT OF FIGHT IN TEH DOG.  Which is an expression I think.  They got MOXIE is the point I'm trying to make.  What's the updated version of NAFTA called.  I'm under the impression they changed Nafta slightly for political reasons but it's still basically Nafta but now it's called something else.  GOOGLE WHAT IS NAFTA NOW.  USMCA  THAT"S NOT CATCHY.  Bring back NAFTA.  Nafta you can PRONOUNCE.  KNAFF-TAH.  You can't pronounce USMCA.  Just gotta say the letters.  WAIT lemme see if I can try to pronounce it.  US-um-CAH.  That's not so bad but PEOPLE WOULD TINK I'M AN IDIOT if I say it.  HOWEVER If I get other people on board with saying it too NOW we're talking.  If we all agree to say it that way IT'S NOT SO BAD.
   Three paragraphs to go.  What else is going on for me.  I see no reason NOT to put delicious liver and half baked potato and broccoli and bits of onion in oven for dinner.  SURE I'd be getting back from Penultimate walk SOMEWHAT late if I take a bonus afternoon walk.  BUT NOT SO LATE that I can't start up oven when I get back to pretty appropriate dinner time.  TIS IS GOOD STUFF LET'S KEEP IT GOING.  Anyway I dunno.  At first I thought the song I liked in my dream was a Sublime song I had heard before.  Then I thought it was a song I had never heard before.  THEN I thought it was one of my songs.  Now I realize it was a song that doesn't exist.  And NOW NOW I realize not even really a song.  Just NOTHING.  A PASSING MOMENT in a dream.  AMOUNTS TO NOTHING I'm sorry to say.  Which is good I guess because no pressure to try to replicate the Dream Song in Reality.  WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF.  I was worried I'd have to Do Work and replicate Good Songs I Imagined And Make Them Real.  THAT SOUNDS WEIRD.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  Instead of countries versus countries they should have a Ancillary Baseball competition of All The Minor Leagues versus the major leagues.  And It's called The Film Major League III.  But they ACTUALLY DO IT.  I think people would get a kick out of that because there's always the 20% chance the minor league wins and then people would go crazy.  And people in the major leagues will feel DEEP SHAME.  Which is fun for everyone except for them.  Either way I dunno what makes that a good idea.  I SAW IT IN A MOVIE and it seemed to work out FOR THEM.  So that's good I guess.  What else is up and crap.  Gotta imagine 10 and 11 year olds are more my speed no matter what internet is saying.  What about Maturity Wise.  I dunno.  In THAT case maybe we're talking eighteen year olds.  That sounds about right.  WOW ADULTS.  More or less.  I CAN GET ON WIT ADULTS. OLD ENOUGH TO SMOKE TOBACCO CIGARETTES.  WE CAN SHARE TOBACCO CIGARETTE PACKS AND THE LAW CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT.
   Last paragraph of the act.  I don't smoke tobacco cigarettes.  Well we can share standing in line to vote for elections anyway.  So that's good.  Not sure that's gonna be legal in the next election.  Seems like something they should criminalize.  NOT ALLOWED TO BRING A FRIEND TO THE POLLS.  Makes sense.  We could always pretend to be enemies.  BUT IF THEY FIND OUT IT'S A RUSE WE COULD FACE SERIOUS JAIL TIME.  Anyway what else is up.  Anyway.  Emperor as a kid and teenager does a lot of Doing Whatever He Wants but not a lot of Empire Stuff.  I GET that halfway through he loses Emperor Power and becomes more of a figurehead.  But even before that HE JUST FRIVOLOUSLY ENJOYS HIS ABSOLUTE POWER.  Never really DOES anything with it.  Oh well such is life.  Is there a chance I push back lunch PRESUMABLY AN HOUR today.  Anything is possible.  Even possibly this.  WOUDLN'T SAY LUKELY though.  Wouldn't say Lukely at all.  Partiallly on account if it's not a word.  PARTIALLY on account of the word it presumably represents is probably inaccurate in this context.  So that's good.  I'LL BE BACK IN A LITTLE BIT.

obviously this is decent

    Hey friends!  Got plenty of time to write this act.  We're talkin over fifty five minutes if I need it.  THAT'S ENOUGH TIME TO WRITE a 10 PARAGRAPH'R more or less.  So basically WOW.  What else do I got going on for me.  Coffee.  NOT COLD SPRITE.  Got about a 2/3rds glassfull of sprite leftover from earlier.  Never put it back in fridge.  Let's give it a taste test to see JUST HOW room temperature it is.  Hmm.  Could be MORE room temperature.  Not TERRIBLE.  I can see myself enjoying this for the duration of the rest of drinking it.  So basically LIFE IS GOOD.  Hmm.  Not sure about Life Being Good.  Life could be a lot better.  Could be a whole lot worse though.  I'm OKAY with life.  Anyway what else to watch in the Television Set besides The Latest Emperor.  Halfway through Back II The Future II.  Could always make some progress with that.  ZEROWAYS THROUGH with literally DOZENS of films that exist in the world.  So many films!  Possibly some of them ALSO related to Last Emperors or Going Back To The Future.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Might not take shower at normal time after Next Walk.  Dad gonna take a shower at some point.  I will accomodate him!  So we'll see how that goes.  WHAT TE HELL.  Still got INFO on USMCA on internet page?  THAT'S OLD NEWS.  I don't care about that.  Wait a second US MCA.  I didn't know there were International Versions of The Beastie Boys member MCA.  I guess when they release Albums Nationallly they have someone dub MCA's lines into other languages and whatkont.  GOT FIGURE.  Is there a dash in MCA.  Better LTURQ.  NOPE.  Just MCA.  Well he's Dead Now.  Probably permanently.  Don't see him coming back to life at all.  I mean I guess anything is possible in hundreds or thousands of years.  But in the immediate future DON'T COUNT on the dead returning to life.  And if they do DON'T COUNT on them being themselves.  What else is up and crap.  ANOTEHR PARAGRAPH DOWN.
   Three more.  What a delight.  FIRST DAY OF SPRANG.  I googled First Day Of Spring.  And in the first paragraph Blurb of Spring Wikipedia Page it starts Spring, ALSO KNOWN AS SPRINGTIME...  Yep.  Spring is also known as SPringtime.  WHAT GREAT INSIGHT.  Wonderful Detail there.  I learnt a lot.  Hmm.  More ALT CNTRL playlist on Walk II.  MORE enjoyable experience.  Gonna give it another shot on Walk III.  MORE OR LESS the obvious way to go.  As long as it's going good WHY mix things up.  Once it starts going bad THEN SURE mix things up.  BUT RIDE THE GOOD WAVE AS LONG AS THE WAVE CARRIES ME... GOODLY.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  Imagined In The Morning was one of the tracks near the end of the 40 Oz To Freedom album.  LOOK it's got like 23 tracks.  I was imagining it was like Track 19.  Nice ACOUSTIC light song.  Turns out it doesn't exist but IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED.  Anyway.  23 tracks in real life.  IN THE DREAM is it now 24 tracks OR does this track replace a real life track.  I think it replaces a real life track BUT I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Just because it was track 19 doesn't mean it necessarily replaced THE REAL track 19.  LOOK WHAT ELSE IS UP.  Monday.  Is it possible today there's updates on Streamers and/or Premium Canals of NEW FILMS.  I'd say so!  VERY possible.  Gonna see some new High Quality Films that I wanna watch.  Probably some good DRAMATIC films that I'm like oh hey these are serious films PLUS GOOD ONES AT THAT.  Gotta see THESE films.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  LOOK I'd like to take a shower when I get home from next walk and it only takes a few minutes but IMAGINE MY JOY if I don't have to take it yet.  WOW I GET SOME FREE TIME to have fun with instead.  That'd be a blast and a half.  Hmm.  Looks like I won't have to refill soda at all this act.  THAT SODA I HAD FROM LAST ACT is gonna last me ALL OF THIS ACT AS WELL.  The good news is I FORGET but there was some good news at one point or another I feel.
   Last paragraph of DayTime day!.  GOOD.!  Hmm.  AFTER chicken parm today I got ROASTED BEEF SANDWICH and TURKISH BEEF SANDWICH for lunches over Tuesday thru Thursday.  SEEMS LIKE ROAST BEEF would be a HEAVY CONTENDER for Tomorrow (Tuesday).  So we got that going for us.  WOW FASCINATING.  Hmm.  I think I made a mistake with Toasted Cheez Its.  More calories and not so much more taste and/or heartiness.  Oh well.  Live and/or learn!  Probably not so much Learn.  I WILL continue living though.  Probably would have anyway with or without the cheez its though.  So that's good I guess.  Anyway.  Every now and then I get an e-mail inviting me to join Comedy Class similar to one I took a few years ago.  By person associated with teacher I had.  TEACHER I HAD IS DEAD NOW.  This is A FRIEND of teacher I had.  EITHER WAY that'd be fun and productive.  NOT GONNA DO IT TOHUGH.  That's where I draw the line.  Oh Okay That's Good.  SEE YA TONIGHT.

Nobody Knows Better

    Hey friends!  Took normal amount of Eight Walks today.  ONE.  One amonut of Eight Walks.  YEAH.  Had deliciuos chicken parm for lunch and then delicious liver for dinner.  Watched delightful The Last Of The Last Emperor and DOCUMENTRY on IT: THE MOVIE CALLED IT: THE TV MINISERIES VERSION.  Now I got a NETFLIX Horror film lined up that I forget what it's called.  I watched the first 30 seconds but then realized it's in subtitles and I couldn't really start watching while eating dinner so I put off that nonsense completely until After I'm Done Here.  SO I TINK WE'RE ALL CAUGHT.  Up.  AND CRAP.  I could sure use a nail clipper right now.  Got a couple of problem areas that need clipping.  THREE.  One might even say SEVERAL.  We're past the point of saying COUPLE we're into SEVERAL territory.
   Okay.  They should replace the phrase finding a needle in a haystack with finding a nail clipper in My Room.  Except it's slightly easier.  TWO nail clippers at this point in my room.  THAT WE KNOW OF. In all likelihood probably gotta be five or six now that I think about it.  Must have accumulated MORE nail clipper over the years that have been Lost To Father Time and/or possibly Mother Earth.  Hmm.  Also I think it's pretty easy to find a needle in a haystack.  Just ultimately UNPLEASANT.  Just quickly rifle through the hay and Once You Stab Yourself CONGRATS YOU FOUND TE NEEDLE.  Shouldn't take THAT LONG for you to cut yourself.  Right?  Hmm.  WHO IS HIDING NEEDLES IN HAY STACKS.  What POSSIBLE motivation is there for this.  GOTTA BE SOMETHING TO IT.  For SOME reason there's needles ending up in hay stacks.  GONNA HAVE TO LOOK INTO THAT.  I don't even know what HAY STACKS are for in general.  I'm not a FARM GUY.  I'm not even a TOWN guy.  I'm a CITY GUY.  YOU LOST ME AT both Sim Farm AND Sim Town.  I ONLY GET SIM CITY.
     Three paragraphs to go.  Had lunch about 45 minutes late and dinner about 30 minutes late.  THAT'S TODAY FOR YA.  ANyway.  Lookin' like I'm gonna enjoy some sorta snack when this is over.  Possibly delicious golden graham bar?  Off the top of my Noggin that's what I can come up with.  How come The Sims is EXCLUSIVELY the Suburbs.  I think.  As far as I know ALL iterations of The Sims is The Suburbs.  THIS IS CITY AND/or FARM ERASURE.  I think they have add ons that are like DORMITORIES and must be like apartment complexes too.  BUT FOR THE MOST PART AT FIRST City and Farm erasure.  ALSO SUBMARINES.  AT SOME POINT WE ALL LIVED IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE but there's no representation of that in Video Games WHY?  Ugh.  Got ZOOM psychiatry appointment at LUNCHTIME tomorrow.  Gonna have lunch AFTER IT probably.  Can't have lunch BEFORE it.  THAT'S TOO EARLY.  DUH.  Wanted to re-watch IT after watching Docuentry.  APPEARS to not be available.  FO GIGGURE.
   Nah.  Penultimate paragraph though!  Hmm.  I don't get how submarines work.  HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO HAVE ENTIRE BOAT SUBMERGED LIKE THAT.  I DON'T GET IT.  Can't be real.  Don't even get me started on HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO FIGURE TIS OUT IN WORLD WAR I ERA.  That makes NO SENSE.  What else is going on and crap.  Not that hungry.  Maybe have delicious Birthday Cake Fiber Brownie when this is over.  SLIGHTLY LESS CALORIES.  SLIGHTLY LESS HEARTY.  Possibly MORE delicious.  However MORE than slightly less hearty.  Actually now that I think about it NAH JUST SLIGHTLY LESS Hearty.  Not that much more than slightly less.  ALL IN ALL it's one way to go about my life.  Hmm.  Did you know that Tim Curry WASN'T A REAL CLOWN when he accepted the roll of Pennywise in IT: THE SHOW ABOUT IT?  WOW.  Not sure I've ever seen a real clown in real life.  Thankfully I've never seen a fake clown either.  I know a lot of people have a phobia of real clowns but I think they'd be even MORE scared of FAKE clowns.  THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER ANIMAL that's SEVERAL DEGREES MORE terrifying it sounds to me.
    Last paragraph of the night.  Why are you so desperate to find a needle in a haystack.  How short are you on needles.  Seems like it can't be that difficult or expensive to just find or buy some more needles.  YEAH.  Well I guess you could say the same to me about nail clippers.  OH.  NOW TAHT YOU PUT ME IN YOUR SHOES I CAN RELATE TO YOUR EXPERIENCE BETTER.  I SEE NOW.  I WAS WRONG, YOU'RE RIGHT.  Hmm.  HAH.  Back To The Future.  HIS NAME IS NEEDLES.  And his main contribution to the plot is he NEEDLES Marty McFly by calling him chicken.  I JUST PUT THAT TOGETHER.  JUST NOW.  After watching the trilogy 300 times.  WELL THAT'S GOOD.  I accomplished SOMETHING this year at least.  PLUS GOT several months left to accomplish more.  What other characters in Back To The Future are named What They Do.  Hmm.  Gonna have to think about that one PRIVATELY to myself ON MY OWN TIME AT MY OWN SPEED.  Anyway.  BIFF.  He's BIFFING the car at the end of Back To The Future I.  Is Biffing a verb?  IF IT IS that's what he's doing to the car.  IF IT ISN'T no harm done.  But IF IT IS THAT'S ACCURATE.  Hmm.  I'm thinking of, "Buffing."  STILL THOUGH REALLY MAKES YA THINK.  Marty McFLY.  He flies.  In car.  A LOT.  Several times at least.  I dunno about A LOT.  LOOK WE CAN DO THIS FOREVER IT TURNS OUT.  But I'm done here now.  See ya tomorrow.

-8:32 P.M.

Sunday, March 19, 2023

Let's Have Some Enjoyment

    Hey friends.  Here early.  8:37 AM!  Early enough that I THINK I could probably fit in a bonus walk in Early Part Of Day. We'll see how long first Act takes.  Once I see how long first Act takes I should know for sure whether I can fit in Bonus Walk or not.  ODDS ARE I can.  Hmm.  Gonna get beer in middle of the day.  Presumably two 6 packs.  DO THEY SELL 12 Packs?  Probably sell 12 packs.  Maybe 1 12 packs.  Gonna have to look into that.  Either way that's not too hard to carry for 15 minutes walking.  I've carried WORSE and FOR LONGER.  You know like PIZZA.  Pizza isn't MORE to carry.  But you gotta make sure you carry it UPRIGHT and Straight PLUS it's HOT.  More to think about when you carry it.  Hmm.  Had unencouraging NightMight last night.  I think.  NORMAL amount.  Ya know what COULDA been on the encouraging side of normal.  Not sure.  Either way BLACK*WHITE for breakfast.  LUNCH gonna be roast beef or turkey sandwich or sushi or chicken parm or... uh... I THINK THAT'S IT.  Dinner is COMMUNAL.  Thinking about DINER.  Thinking about 2 or 3 Part'r MEAL.
   Possibly STUFF-EM-UP SHRIMP???  I dunno.  Was thinking a red meat em-up but now I dunno.  IMPORTANT THING IS I MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE.  Finally finished In The Company Of Wolve last night.  Surprise Ending!  That I didn't understand!  Possible it wasn't a surprise ending.  I just didn't understand it.  I THINK it was supposed to be some sort of surprise.  Go figure.  Still got 30 minutes of The Wildest Bunch.  Hmm.  SUNDAY I guess.  Start of the new week in many sense.  In many sense WHO CARES.  How long do I have to write the rest of this act if I wanna fit in bonus walk.  Let's say fifty five minutes would be ideal.  OKAY LET'S SAY IT.  Fifty five minutes would be ideal.  WELL GREAT by the time I got around to say it it was outdated.  Then again STILL ACCURATE.  Because when I FIRST SUGGESTED SAYING IT it was really more like Fifty EIGHT minutes was ideal.  So basically I COVERED ALL MY BASES.  COFFEM TIME.
   Ugh.  Listened to some New In Alternative on Walk I.  Pleasant Enough.  I got no problem there.  I got lots of problems elsewhere.  I got problems THERE.  But I FORGET what I was talking about.  Do I cut off Act I a paragraph short if I wanna make sure I have enough Comfortable Time to fit in bonus walk.  Or do I JUST SEE HOW IT GOES.  That's a tough one. Just see how it goes is the RIGHT answer but that doesn't mean its what I'll do.  The important thing is ugh.  PALTRY amount of chicken in salad last night.  PALTRY AMOUNT OF POULTRY one might say.  There we go.  One might say it.  Me.  I did say it!  No might about it anymore.  IT'S IN THE BOOKS of being said.  Anyway.  Enjoyed it all the same.  Croutons and crap.  Delicious.  Only used about 20% of the grated cheese but boy oh boy was that enough.  MAN OH MAN.  Boy oh boy is a thing people say as a transitional phrase in that context AND SO IS MAN OH MAN.  Wonder what's going on there.
   Fourth paragraph.  Delightful.  In Fantasy Baseball I FAILED in picking up Most Likely Closer For Mets now that their closer is injured.  However I succeeded in picking up SECOND most likely closer.  So that's not so bad.  COULDA BEEN WORSE..  Now all we have to do is make sure Most Likely Closer FACES SOME HARDSHIPS such that he doesn't become closer.  SABOTAGE his chances somehow.  Frist I need ACCESS to his personal life.  Then I need to BOOBY TRAP his home and offices.  THEN THE REST PRACTICALLY TAKES CARE OF ITSELF.  Huh.  Or maybe just inject 2nd most likely closer with BASEBALL SERUM such that he performs so well Mets have no choice BUT to make him Closer.  That's good because IT HURTS NOBODY.  I'm not here to hurt people.  I'm here to HELP people.  Or more accurately HELP NOR HURT people.  I'm here to OBSERVE and nothing else.  Anyway I dunno.  If I take bonus walk the walk I get beer will probably be around Oh I Don't Know TWO THRITY PM.  Otherwise it'd be WALK AFTER THAT.  AROUND THREE FOURTY FIVE PM.
   Fifthth Paragroof.  What else do I got going on for me.  Solid fourty five minutes to write six paragraphs.  That's doable TO THE XTREME.  What else is up and crap.  Figure out some Dramatic Movie or two to watch today.  I can do that like it's nobody's business.  Then MAKE IT their business later on.  Because I like SHARING my business with other people.  It's FUN for me.  Hmm.  Colder outside today than last few days.  Go figure.  SPRING tomorrow I believe.  We SPRING AHEAD from Winter.  You know like SLINKIES.  A SLINKY IS JUST A GLORIFIED SPRING.  Right?  Figure I had a slinkie or four in my lifetime.  Seems like an unsafe toy for kids.  VERY easy to cut yourself or poke your eye out on a slinkie.  First thing a kid is gonna do with a slinkie is bend it out of shape and then stick themselves with it.  Maybe that's jut me.  Maybe I'M the weirdoe.  Either way what does slinkie accomplish again.  I FORGET.
   Sixth paragraph.  What else is up.  I dunno.  More NEW IN ALTERNATIVE playlist on Walk II I Guess.  Been doing mostly Music Playlist last few days.  VERY limited Silence Walks.  Go figure.  I might appreciate a Silence Walk but thus far they haven't been necessary or anything.  ALL THAT CAN CHANGE at any given Sunday.  Hmm.  I'd watch some Any Given Sunday.  On second thought Nah.  It's pretty fresh in my mind.  I can imagine all the plot points pretty easily. Not sure what I'd get out of going through them one by one on the television set over the course of I Wanna Say Two Hours And Fifteen Minutes instead of Seventy Five Seconds In My Mind.  Let's see how long the movie was.  I SAY TWO HOURS AND EIGHTEEN MINUTES.  Two hours and Fourty Two Minutes.  YEP NAILED IT EXACTLY.  Because there's a Twenty Four Minute Intermission halfway through and I wasn't counting that.  DUH.  Everyone knows that.
   Four pargraph to go.  Amazement.  What else is going on and crap.  Just did some coughing.  I hardly ever cough anymore!  How about that.  Closing in on four years without a tobacco cigarette.  Without any kind of cigarette.  But specifically tobacco cigarette.  I dream about smoking cigarettes a lot.  Tobacco.  Marijuana.  Often marijuana laced tobacco cigarettes.  Where the premise is I wanna smoke marijuana but the only avenue I have it to lace tobacco cigarettes with them and I'm like OH NO I'm gonna do this because I wanna smoke marijuana but I'm RISKING getting back on tobacco.  The point is THEY'RE JUST DREAMS THEY CAN'T HURT YOU.  They're MY dream.  They can hurt ME but YOU.  So that's good.  What else is up and crap.  Lookin like I got good amount of time to write three more paragraphs.  Solid thirty minutes would be solid.  HENCE me starting off the last sentence with, "Solid."  That's where that comes from.
   YEAH.  What else is up.  Finished roll of toilet paper earlier.  GOOD STUFF.  Dad asked me about a week ago if I was running low on toilet paper and I SAID NO.  NOW I REGRET IT.  I gotta go back to him now and say WELL ACTUALLY NOW I DO NEED MORE.  And he will be ENRAGED.  That's life I guess.  Either way HAD ENOUGH to last me for now.  That was no problem.  But GOING FORWARD gonna need some more toilet paper.  THIS ISN'T A PLEASANT SUBJECT.  Toilet paper.  YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S FOR.  I don't need to say it.  BUT YOU KNOW.  We ALL know.  Hmm.  Watched a Tales In The Crypt last night.  Down to LAST EPISODE of America Episodes.  Then we're on to FINAL SEASON which is BRITISH SEASON.  Gotta imagine I'll watch those episodes at one point or another.  Possibly AT BOTH One Point AND at another point.  YEAH let's go with that.  It's called toilet paper because IT BRIEFLY LIVES IN THE TOILET.  For a long long time it lives in your bathroom.  Then it lives on your butt briefly.  Then its in your toilet.  THEN IN THE SEWAGE SYSTEM presumably dissolved and crap.  Also beforehand before all of this IN WALMART OR SOMETING I DUNNO.
   Penultimate paragraph and whatknot.  I dunno what kinda beer I'm gonna get!  We'll see what they got!  Gonna get some LIGHT beer or possibly LITE beer.  Depends on what they got!  Hmm.  ANyway Ideally write these last 2 paragraphs in Oh I don't Know FIFTEEN MINUTES WOULD BE IDEAL AND CRAP.  Could go twenty minutes and be MORE OR LESS IDEAL.  So the good news is IDEAL IS WITHIN GRASPNESS.  Ugh.  Got ZOOM psychiatry appointment Tuesday Afternoon.  I THINK I gotta go in to get bloodwork done one morning this week.  Maybe next week.  PROBABLY THIS WEEK.  OH NO I'M SCARED.  Gonna have to GO AND DO SOMETHING.  IN TE MORNING.  Might have to SIT AROUND WAITING for a while.  Could be OVER HALF AN HOUR if I get unlucky.  MIGHT GET COVID If I get even more unlucky.  MIGHT KILL ME AND MY FAMILY if my luck REALLY is terrible.  Oh no that's not good.  Hmm.  What are the stats of Americans dying of Covid every day these days.  THREE HUNDRED?  SEVENTY?  I'm gonna say between seventy and three hundred.  Daily Avg is 334 it looks like.  WHAT TE HELL.  That's a lot.  Sounds like a lot to me.
   Last paragraph of the act.  ROUND UP TO A THOUSAND.  Wait that doesn't sound right.  I think what I meant to say was It's about A THIRD of a thousand.  It's literally a third of a thousand if you had to err on the side of More Than A Third.  SO BASICALLY WE'RE DYING A LOT OF COVID.  Oh well what can ya do.  APPARENTLY NOTHING.  Well apparently a lot but CHOOSE TO DO VERY LITTLE.  Oh Okay That Makes Sense.  Hmm.  I still do a lot.  Good for me.  WORKING OUT GREAT THUS FAR.  What else do I got going for me.  When did I start this act.  I feel like I'm clocking in at about fifty minutes for the act.  8:37.  9:20 now.  SOUNDS LIKE I'M CLOCKING IN WELL BELOW FIFTY MINUTES.  WOW. CLOCK.  HOW DELIGHTFUL.  Leaning towards chicken parm for lunch.  BACK UP SUSHI.  BACK UP ROAST BEEF.  BACK UP TURKEY.  NO MORE BACK UPS.  THEMS TE BREAKS.  Ugh.  Gotta have more back ups.  Gotta have unlimited back ups.  You can NEVER have enough back ups.  Well I guess so.  Hmm.  I'll be BACK (UP HERE TO MY ROOM WHERE I WRITE ENTRY) in a little bit.

i guess anything is possible

    Hey friends.  Got plenty of time to write Act II.  UP TO FOURTY MINUTES if I need it.  NO WAY I'll need it.  Hmm.  Gonna have sushi for lunch I think.  Just in case I wanna get pizza for dinner.  HOWEVER it means no Fish Dinner for dinner.  GOOD.  If I want Multi Part Dinner for dinner GO WIT LIVER.  WOW SLANT RHYME.  Dinner/liver.  Now it REALLY makes sense to do it.  So that all checks out very nicely.  More New In Alternative on Walk II.  Looks like I'm coming down to the last dozen or dozen and a half songs on New In Alternative.  MAY FINISH IT today.  Then it's onto THE NEXT PLAYLIST.  I'm scared.  What if the next playlist isn't as pleasant.  Might have to do some Silence Walks.  That's oksy.  Silence Walk are fine.  So that good.  Hmm.  Any sort of SushiSide?  Probably!  Do I have wheated thins.  Not sure.  Maybe I try out some Toasted Cheez ITS.  I GOT EM.  might as well EAT EM.  Probably got Wheat Thins though.  Could make a similar argument there!
   Ugh.  Not too cold outside.  Not yet though.  By the time it's NightTime I might wanna wear sweatshirt jacket under winterjacket just to play it safe.  Don't wanna watch DIPHTHERIA.  Not sure I'm gonna catch Diphtheria from this sorta situation.  Can never be too sure though.  Anyway.  Gotta imagine first thing I watch on the television set is finishing The Wild Bunch.  SECOND THING I WATCH is anyone's guess.  Probably not ANYONE'S GUESS.  That could be hundreds if not thousands of things.  Gotta be JUST ONE of them.  Good luck guessing CORRECTLY.  Odds are against it.  But you may get lucky, what do I know!  Hmm.  Is there a Licorice Pizza TWO?  Turns out I enjoyed that film.  I still say Licorice is part of the CRUST first choice.  Part of the CHEESE second choice.  A TOPPING third choice.  Part of the sauce LAST choice.  Which is weird because when you think about it PART OF THE SAUCE may be the actual answer.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Gotta imagine there's lots of good movies out there to watch.  Possibly some starting Morgan Freeman.  Can't go wrong there.  Well sure you can.  But ideally you wouldn't.  How about FIVE STORIES UP.  Would I enjoy that film.  It's about an ELDERLY coulple SELLIGN THEIR APARTMENT.  WOW I'M SOLD.  Anyway.  I SAW THAT IN THEATERS.  I heard the pitch and HAD TO BE FIRST IN LINE.  Hmm.  Well it was during a time in life I was seeing Everything That Was In Theaters.  So that's why I saw it.  ALSO GREAT CAST.  Morgan Freeman.  Exciting Female Lead.  WHOM was it.  Diane Keaton is first thought.  Whose a good second thought.  That's a tough one.  I'll look it up BUT I'M NOT HAPPY that no other thoughts are occurring to me off the top of my head.  WELL IT WAS DIANE KEATON.  So that's GOOD.  But I'm still not happy I couldn't pull any good Diane Keaton ALTERNATIVES.  SORRY ABOUT THAT.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Box Office 2 million.  WOW.  That probably would almost pay for the fictional apartment they're sellign in the movie.  GOOD FOR THEM.  What else is going on and crap.  Any of the placeholder titles I got right now gonna last.  I don't think so.  Maybe ONE of them will make it.  I don't even like that one.  Oh well such is life.  What else is going on and crap. Got lots of time today in Early Part Of Day.  For bonus walk and crap.  Life is going okay.  WOW I get to burn an extra 70 calories today.  What a wonderful world.  That's roughly .02 of a pound or so I'm Not Gonna Gain.  Off the top of my head that's about right math? Possibly EXACT RIGHT MATH?  So that's good for me and whatknot.  Look at it this way that's 2% of a pound.  .02 doesn't sound like a lot.  But 2% of an entire pound?  THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT.  Oh okay good then.  Looks like life is working out great for me in that case.
   LSAT paragraph of the day.  LSAT?  WHAT IS THIS A TEST FOR PROSPECTIVE LAWYERS?  GOTTEM.  LOOK I'm gonna be honest I still dunno what to do about lunch and dinner.  Could go any which way!  THE IMPORTANT THING IS I live my life true to myself.  Good.  What else do I have going on for me.  Possibly Five Flights Up isn't available anywhere because streaming services took pity on us and decided not to subject us to any unpleasantness.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  It's a DRAMA because They're OLD.  And they LIVED in an apartment they're now SELLING.  And OH WHAT A LIFE IT WAS.  Let's see it in FLASH BACKS one would presume. I FORGET EXACTLY.  Gotta imagine it's on the fifth floor though.  Five flights up.  Unless that's really the SIXTH floor.  Or the FOURTH floor.  I can't do StairCase Math off the top of my head.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Can't be FOURTH floor.  That wouldn't make much sense.  Ugh.  WELL taht's it for now.  See ya tonight!

nuts to that, that's how i feel

    No it isn't.  Hey friends!  Time to write five last paragraphs.  Got delicious Natural Light beer.  PACK OF 15.  That's an odd number.  Halfway between 12 and 18 though.  So it's not SO crazy.  Makes SOME sense.  Anyway took wonderful 9 walks today.  Had delicious sushi with Toasted Cheez It for lunch and wonderful Calve Liver for dinner.  Will have some sort of snacks tonight DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.  Or worry about me, what could it hurt.  If anything those POSITIVE VIBES will help me out temporally and whatknot.  You know like shrimp tempora.  I don't know what that is exactly but I don't think I'd mind finding out AS SOON AS NEXT MAIN MEAL.  Not breakfat.  But next MAIN MEAL.  A LUNYCH OR DINNER.  Some Shrimp Tempora.  Probably FRIED that'd be my guess.  Anyway.  Made a FANTASY BASEBALL TRADE.  For CO-METS ACE.  Traded my sixth and ninth round Pitchers for the Mets Ace (Who was the 3rd round pick of other team).  PRETTY FAIR TRADE and I get a Met out of the deal.  YEAH.
   NATURAL LIGHT?  WHAT IS THIS I'm a kid again?  LOVE IT.  Drinking it after drinking other kinda of beer every night ya really taste the water.  Can't escape it!  Beer really has a preonounced WATER fragrant to it and whatknot.  LOVE IT.  Hmm.  Watched THE THIN RED LINE today.  Got VERY LITTLE out of it.  Then started watching THE LAST EMPEROR.  Gettin a bit more out of this.  I LIKE this movie.  IT'S A KID.  AND HE'S THE EMPEROR.  I dunno about THE LAST.  Look history is gonna continue going on for a while.  Wouldn't shock me if China goes back to emperors. I WOULD DO THAT IF I WAS CHINA.  AND GOD WILLING ONE DAY I WILL BE CHINA.  So that's something.  ANyway.  Might just go back to watching The Last Action Emperor when this is over instead of Horror Movie.  THEN AGAIN now that I mention it I CAN WATCH A HORROR MOVIE THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL once I figure out one to watch.  Hmm.  Kinda wanna stay up LATE.  REALLY HAVE SOME FUN.  Is today Saturday or Sunday.  DOESN'T MATTER, either way LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.  I'm gonna say it's probably Sunday.  Let's see.  YEP SURE IS SUNDAY. GO FIG YOUR.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Think I'll skip Choco Pop for today.  BUT MAY make up for it by having BETTER snack in a little bit.  SO THAT'S QUALITY LIFE tonight.  Hmm.  Got more liver for TomorrowDinner.  Guess I'm NOT having roaste beef for tomorrow lunch that'd be the dumbest thing I've ever heard of at least in the last few hours.  Probably kids chicken parm then!  Turkey sandwich I guess wouldn't be the most INSANE thing I've ever heard of in the last few hours.  WILDCARD is I guess possible but I DON'T SEE MYSELF committing to a wildcard tomorrow when I can have a BETTER wildcard later in the week.  POINT IS KIDS CHICKEN PARM is way in front which is the best idea I've had in the last few hours.  WAIT A SECOND I had the idea to eat a week old brownie my Mom had from super market and then changed my mind.  THE CHANGING MY MIND was a great idea that I had recently POSSIBLY EVEN BETTER IDEA than eating chicken parm lunch tomorrow.
   Wha.  HUh.  Muh.  Penultimate paragraph!  One thing I like about The Thin Red Line is that they hired All The Actors.  And there were even more that just got cut out of the film entirely.  That they filmed and ended up on THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR.  Also the cutting room floor must be FILTHY.  Hmm.  Didn't ask for my ID when I bought beer!  THEN AGAIN I'M ABOUT 15 YEARS TOO OLD TO BE PROUD OF MYSELF FOR NOT GETTING CARDED.  At some point I should just accept that Yes I'm An Adult And Thusly Appear So To Others.  THEN AGAIN I'm very short and will always look like a teenager SO DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME.  Also 15 years was A JOKE EXAGGERATION for JOKESSAKE.  15 years would have me at 19.  I WOULDN'T EVEN BE OLD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY BE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK THEN.  SO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Maybe the cashier remembered me from buying milk last week.  OH IF HE BUYS MILK HE MUST BE A GROWN UP.  Makes sense.  KIDS DRINK MILK FROM THEIR MOTHERS' TEET.
   Last paragraph of the night.  I guess this is gonna be an okay paragraph.  No reason not to expect a 3.75 out of 10.  SURE I'M SHOOTING FOR THE MOON with that WHY NOT.  I used to enjoy it when liver came with bacon.  SURE these-a-days bacon wouldn't be great for diet.  BUT IN THEORY I'd like a bacon and onion with a liver.  NOT HAPPY ABOUT THAT STORY.  Not sure what it ADDS to the entry.  IF ANYTHING IT DETRACTS from it.  Sure.  revile liver.  PALINDROME.  So far it means nothing.  BUT IT'S A START. Revile Liver IS A STARTER PACK for you to add some more words to start a palindrome phrase.  SO GET CRACKING ON THAT.  I CAN'T.  I'M BUSY WITH THIS.  Shouldn't you be busy with finishing reading this.  SURE YOU SHOULD BE.  YOU SHOULD BE LOTS OF THINGS.  Hmm.  Think I might have a LOW STAKES Cinnamon Toast Crunk Bar Snack after this entry.  JUST FEELS RIGHT.  Ya know like YUOR MOTHER'S TEET?  Anyway.  I'll see ya tomorry.

-8:42 P.M.

Saturday, March 18, 2023

Don't Stop Reading Yet There's More

    Hey friends.  10:06 AM!  Here late and crap.  Was gonna get up late enough that I miss a walk.  INSTEAD got up late enough that I miss no walks BUT Act I and/or II will be cut short by a paragraph or two.  ACT I I got 45-50 minutes to write. Sounds like 8-10 paragraphs IF I EVER HEARD ONE.  So that's good.  Started watching What Lies Beneath last night.  EBERT REVIEW says first hour is good then it becomes crappy.  WOW.  I watched a solid 25-40 minutes.  SO FAR IT'S GOOD.  I bet it continues that way INDEFINITELY.  Hmm.  Had an unencouraging NightMight.  Not INSANE amount.  But not encouraging either.  Had classic breakfast.  Got Freedom Toast for one meal today.  OTHER Meal will be sushi, chicken parm, salad with chicken, roast beef sandwich, or turkey sandwich.  PROBABLY OH I DON'T KNOW one of the first three things.  Got sprite going on.  COFFEE SOON.  Trump says he's being arrested in Tuesday.  Wait I mean ON Tuesday. Or IN Twu...sdays.  Either way works.  Got clean shirt from the dryer.  All that stuff.
   Hmm.  Listened to some New In Alternative music on Walk I.  NOT BAD.  Quality walk.  Last week or so MusicWalks were pretty good.  UNOFFENSIVE to my ears and sensibilities.  NICE quality playlist curation.  Sometimes curation can lead ya down a dark path.  Sometimes it can lead ya down a light path.  LATELY it's been Light Path.  GOOD FOR ME.  Anyway.  Mets game on TV TODAY?  DO I CARE ANYMORE?  Probably somewhat.  The important thing is hey I should have a Mets T-Shirt.  Seems like a fun Tshirt to have.  Maybe even have a mets player name on the back.  But WHOM.  Which name would I like.  First thought is LINDOR.  What's a good SECOND THOUGHT.  Hmm.  That's a tough one.  Lemme Look at ROSTER.  Let's jsut stick with Lindor.  Maybe one of the TOP PROSPECTS but they gotta make their mark in Major Leagues first A BIT before I wanna Shirt Commit to them.  What number is lindor.  One can only assume Thirteen.  #12.  SO CLOSE.  Coffee time.
   WOW.  Got at most 40 minutes left.  Probably shouold cut it shourt at 35 though.  THAT'S HOW WE ROLL TODAY.  Hmm. What's Trump being arrested gonna look like.  How great is it gonna look.  FOR EXAMPLE will there be image and/or video of him in handcuff and whatknot being led to and fro.  THAT'S MY FIRST THOUGHT.  Either way sounds pretty decent.  We'll see how it goes.  COULD BE NOTIN.  COULD BE A BIG SOMETIN.  I dunno.  Maybe it's a SCAM.  He says he's getting arrested and then government is like UH NO.  And then we're all like WAIT TAT SUCKED.  Hmm.  What else is going on today.  Got more What Lies Beneath.  OH I GET IT.  It's about People and What Lies Beneath the People.  YOU KNOW RELATIONSHPIS AND WHATNOT.  They seem happy and together but WHAT LIES BENEATH?  I wonder!  Gotta imagine Harrison Ford is Oh I Don't Know TWENTY FOUR years older than Michelllifor Phiffifer.  Let's LTURQ.  Nope only 16 years older.  Oh well.  Still a lot older.  JUST 2/3rds as much older as I projected.  The important moral of the story is I FORGET.
   Hmm.  Fourth paragraph.  Maybe have Freedom Toast for lunch.  Not Dinner.  Go Figgur.  RHYME.  Dinnr/figgr.  What else do I got going on for me.  WARDEN of Shawshank Prison shows up on Doloroes Claiborne.  PLUS there's a reference to Shawshank Prison.  Kathy Bates is like you're gonna end up in SHAWSHANK for the rest of your life.  IS SHAWSHANK a real prison or just a creation of STEPHEN KING'S TWISTED MIND.  Let's LTURQ.  NOT REAL.  Part of Stephen King Extended Universe though I guess.  Go figure.  Used to know a kid whose last name was Shaw.  CONSIDERED HIM MY BEST FRIEND in Oh I Don't Know ROUGHLY SECOND GRADE and NO OTHER TIME.  About 6 months to 1 year were we best friends.  BEYOND THAT hardly knew the guy.  The important thing is I DON'T SAY HIS FIRST NAME.  Don't need to DOX this guy.  You giving him trouble for not being my friends anymore.  THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT TO HAPPEN.  LEAVE HIM ALONE let him live his life IN PEACE.
   Fifth paragraph. Thirty minutes I guess.  I can write at least four paragraphs in that amount of time!  Good deal.  Got three beers left.  Gonna have to re-up today or tomorrow IF I wanna have beer left for rest of week after tonight.  WHICH I DO.  I like beer.  HMM.  Might be a good excuse to get LIQUOR.  I would LOVE some hard alcohol.  Not a bad time to justify getting it to my parents.  Probably won't do that.  Hmm.  SATURDAY I believe.  One of the better days of the week.  I was gonna RANK TEH DAYS but I feel like I did that a couple of months ago.  SURE my rankings NOW would be slightly different than then.  I have ADDED LIFE EXPERIENCE and context and insight.  But still KIND OF REPETITIVE.  So I'm not gonna do that.  But the important thing is I FORGET.  The important thing is I REMEMBER ONE DAY.  Unfortunately I PROBABLY NEVER WILL.  Anyway.  It'd be WEIRD if The Green Mile took place in Shawshank Prison.  I dunno if Shawshank Prison has a Death Penalty Wing.  Might not even be a Federal Prison.  I dunno how these things work.
   Sixth paragraph!  Go figure.  Probably write eight paragraphs and then take a walk.  Unless I can't even make it to eight!  HOWEVER if I make it to eight with minutes to spare probably just take a walk at eight.  SURE.  Make up bonus paragraph with ACT III.  OK.  What else is up.  Scene in Dolores Claiborne where Husband has big tear in his pants backside and Kathy Bates offers to stitch it up.  HOW COME NO ONE OFFERED TO STITCH MY PANTS UP.  My only options were throw it out or wear it and embarrass myself (HELL YEAH TAHT'S A PUN).  THIS GUY DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD HE'S GOT IT.  Someone to stitch up his pants.  Either way HE'S DEAD NOW.  No spoilers.  Anyway.  This movie takes place thirty years ago.  Even if he didn't die THEN he'd be dead now.  ALL THE CAST MEMBERS OF TE MOVIE are dead now.  THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS OVER 30 YEARS.  Everyone DIES.  Hmm gonna have to look into that one now that I think about it.
   Seventh paragraph.  Might make it to nine paragraphs.  I dunno.  We'll have to wait and see.  DANGIT.  Gonna go with New In Alternative music for Walk II I guess.  It's a RISK.  I enjoyed it first walk WHY PRESS MY LUCK.  But then again LETS LET IT RIDE.  What else is up.  I guess 1.75 paragraphs to go is reasonable for Act I.  Let's aim for that.  I guess Regular Super Marker lunch is good for lunch.  BUT WHAT.  Sushi?  NAH.  Kids chicken Parm?  NAH.  Sandwich?  NAH.  Salad?  NAH.  I guess that's a NAH to everything.  OH NO I'M SCARED.  Ugh.  JUST EAT THE FREEDOM TOAST.  That borders on NAH but also borders on YAH.  WONDERFAH.  What kinda weather are we dealing with today.  I took a walk and it was pleasant enough but HOW pleasant was it upon further retrospection.  47 degrees.  YEP.  That checks out.  DOES seem like it was that amount of pleasant now that I approach it with further introspection.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Good deal.  I guess I'm gonna have to write seven paragraphs with Act III.  Is it possible I got it in me to write SIX paragraphs in Act II?  Anything's POSSIBLE.  But I DOUBT IT.  ALSO TIS ENTRY SUCKS.  I HATE IT.  I WANNA BURN IT ALIVE and then bury it alive.  Kinda seems like it won't be alive that long while being buried.  Gonna die pretty quick from being burned.  It'll appreciate being buried A BIT while being burned but it'll be too concerned with being burned AND it will die from burning before dying from asphyxiation.  PROBABLY.  WAIT A SECOND.  No air.  Fire lives on air. YOU BURY SOMEONE ALIVE whose being burned alive YOU JUST MAY BE SAVING THEIR LIFE????  I don't know how that works exactly BUT THAT IGHT PUT THE FIRE OUT.  Gonna have to look into that.  Solid 20% chance that KIND OF makes sense?  Ugh.  YA KNOW WHAT I got time to write one more paragraph WHY NOT.
   Okay.  Ten minutes and whatknot.  Why not.  NINE paragraphs.  SIX with Act III. Let's do it.  Cant dillydally though NO MATTER HOW MANY, "L's," you wanna put in DillyDally.  I put in FOUR.  Next guess would be TWO.  You could even put in THREE I guess but that'd be pretty dumb I think.  Hmm.  I feel like if I wore Lindor's shirt people would associate me with Lindor and think I'm a great Mets Short Stop of the 2020's.  When is his contract up.  I'm gonna say 2030.  LET'S SEE.  SIGNED THROUGH 2031.  WOW.  His time on the Mets is longer than PEOPLE FROM DOLORES CLAIBORNE LIVE.  Not sure what that means exactly.  Hmm.  What else is up and crap.  What else do I got going on for me and shit.  Kinda repetitive last 2 sentences.  Also kinda repetitive last nine years.  I don't like the sound of that.  Jeez.  I guess that's it for now.  Be back with POSSIBLY slightly better 5 paragraphs.  I hate to say it but possibly slightly worse.  Let's be honest.  OR LET'S BE LESS THAN HONEST.  THAT'S FUN TOO.  We'll see.  SEE YA SOON.

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    Hey friends.  Got about up to 35 minutes to write this act.  Leaves me CRUNCHTIME between walks III and IV but DOABLE.  And then normal Rest Of Day.  Anyway.  Should be able to do normal 5 paragraphs in 35 minutes.  POSSIBLY six paragraphs.  Making up for the one paragraph less I did in act I.  NOT DEFINITE, we'll see.  ANYWAY I ERRANTLY suggested Tuesday is in TWO DAYS earlier. I TINK.  I think I suggested that.  EITHER WAY Tuesday is in THREE DAYS.  Really should change what we call Tuesday then.  Something like Threesday would be more appropriate going forward.  So that's something they should look into.  Anyway.  Thinking about LEANING TOWARDS Freedom Toast for lunch and chicken Ceasarish Salad for dinner.  ANY countries or empires STILL using The term Caesar or some derivative to label their leader.  You know like CZAR or something.  Gonna have to look into that.  Maybe later.  I'm BUSY now.  Not sure with what exactly.
   LOOK I'd do it but I dunno what to type into google exactly.  Google "ANY CAESARS LEFT?"  That's no good.  Hmm.  More New In Alternative on Walk II.  MORE SUCCESS.  Goin' good.  Hmm.  What else is going good all in all.  Got more What Lies Beneath.  Not sure if I've ever watched this film.  Seems like the kind of film I'd have seen several times in the past.  At least IN PASSING.  I dunno if I've ever even HALF seen it without paying attention.  The important thing is WHAT LIES ON TEH SURFACE.  Let's figure that one out before we can ever start to CONSIDER what lies beneath.  MARRIED COUPE.  Just dropped daughter off at COLAGE.  Husband some sort of Research Doctor or scientism.  Oh okay I get it.  NOW we can figure out what lies beneath.  THEY LIVE IN A HOUSE.  HOUSE IS BENEATH THEM.  So far that's my best guess of what lies beneath.  THEY LIVE IN THEIR BODIES.  The floor is beneath their physical bodies.  THE HOUSE IS BENEATH THEM.
   Sounds reasonable.  Three paragraphs to go?  FOUR?  PROBABLY JUST THREE?  OH NO HOLD ON A SECOND what if LIES IS A PUN.  Turns out they're hiding some LIES regarding their personal life.  GOTTA WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Any good placeholder titles I got so far.  Hmm.  Two out of three placeholder titles MIGHT be good enough.  Not bad!  Not GREAT placeholder titles but JUST GOOD ENOUGH.  In the sense that I don't think I've used them before.  That's pretty much all a title needs in order to qualify as a Finalist For Acceptable Title.  So that's good I guess.  Hmm.  Probably just stick with 5 paragraphs for this act even if I can hit six.  YOU KNOW FOR FUNSSAKE.  Not sure what makes that fun.  IT'S FUN BECAUSE LESS WORK.  Oh okay that DOES sound fun.  Hmm.  Probably microwave Freedom Toast.  Also don't think I mentioned this is CHALLAH Freedom Toast.  Not your OLD FASHIONED.  This is NEW FANGLED French Toast.  Anyway.  Microwave that sucker.  Sprinkle AS (Artificial Sweetener) on it?  I wasn't PLANNING on it but now that I mention it SOLID 30% CHANCE I DO?
   Penultimate paragraph.  WOW.  What else do I got going on for me.  Might probably should consider getting beer TODAY.  Why put off til tomorrow what I can do TODAY.  So I don't have to do it today.  Because it's Chore.  Might as well put it off for tomorrow.  OH THAT MAKES SENSE.  Then again tomorrow is SUNDAY.  GOD'S DAY.  Not 100% sure they can sell Beer on God's Day.  Hmm gonna have to look into that.  Anyway the important thing is I probably can use my credit card to get beer BUT I have enough cash to get it if I don't.  I GOT two tens and whatknot.  You'd TINK that'd be enough but then again if you're TINKING HARD you'd also TINK ya know what maybe not as lam dunk guarentee it's enough for some sort of 12 beer combination.  NOT THESE DAYS.  PRICE GOUGING ON BEER.  YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES.  Watched about 10 or 20 minute more of Back II The Future II yesterday.  Probably watch a bit more today!  SLOWLY BUT SURELY I'll watch this film for the first time ever.
   Last paragraph of Act II!  Sweet.  What else do I have going on for me and crap.  Get the sense that people take the ferry all the time in Dolores Claiborne.  Like the kid takes the ferry to and from school every day.  Sounds like a lot of ferrying.  TOO MUCH.  How could all that ferrying be cost effective for the public.  Well I guess it MUST work out for them otherwise they wouldn't do it.  Also I'm HAPPY for them.  It'd be COOL to take a boat twice a day.  I took train underwater twice a day when I was in high school.  That's like taking a boat.  Underwater boat.  On a track!  SORT OF A SUBMARINE.  Either way what else is going on.  How old will I be when Lindor's contract runs out with the Mets.  I wanna say Eighty Seven.  Hmm.  The important thing is WHAT ARE TEH ODDS he's career-endedly-injured, retired, or traded away by 2031.  80%?  Something like that.  That's baseball for ya.  SEE YA TONIGHTS. 

Okay Hold On Okay

    Hey friends.  Guess I got an entire SIX paragraphs to write now.  That's good.  Maybe I'll enjoy nice DEEP Nighttime.  Make it lastlong and crap.  Hmm.  Got three beers in ICEBOX (what I call my fridge wait no I don't).  Might have ALL OF EM toinght.  Let's mix things up.  Anyway watched most of The Wild Bunch.  That's an okay movie!  Solidly held my attention more or less ENOUGH.  Gotta be honest though I expected WILDER.  By which I mean either GENE or possibly I'd settle for Billy.  Either way, tonight I can finish Company of Wolve and FINALLY make some Tales In Crypt progress.  BEEN A WHLIE since I made some That Progress.  Hmm.  Had delicious Freedom Toast for lunch and delicious salad for dinner.  A FEW ASSORTED COOKIES HERE AND FRO as well.  Not happy about the, "Fro."  Happy about SAYING, "Fro."  Not happy about it meaning something appropriately though.  HEY THAT'S LIFE.
    Okay.  Guess I'm gettin' beer tomorrow.  BEER RUN.  GOTTA RUN TO GET IT.  That way the beer people know I'm serious.  I don't wan them thinking I'm silly about this.  Anyway.  Watching the last 30 minutes of What Lies Beneath I NOW REALIZE I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE.  Knowing how it ends makes me realize the plot IS INDEED familiar to me.  So that's good.  What a waste of my valuable valuable time.  I could have been busy doing ANY NUMBER of more important things.  I can't think of any off the top of my head but that's only because I'm busy using the top of my head doing EVEN MORE important things THE LIKES OF WHICH I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN TO YOU for reasons I can't get into right now.  Hmm.  Another Mets player who is also on my Fantasy Baseabll team got injured.  He might only be injured for a couple of weeks though.  WOW WHAT A STROKE OF LUCK.  Also stroke.  First thought is masturbation.  Second thought is Health Problem.  THIRD thought is Stroke Of Luck.  Where AM I AGAIN.
   Third paragraph.  Gonna start choco pop let's say with FOURTH paragraph (OUT OF SIX remember).  Apparently The Wild Bunch was revolutionary in its use of Extreme Violence.  BUT it's gunshot sound effects was still EARLY ERA like.  SOUNDS like gun sound effects of mid 1990's and not late 1990's.  SO BASICALLY THE VIOLENCE SEEMS CONTRIVED TO ME.  WHAT SHOOTING SOUNDS LIKE is a deal breaker for me.  BIG DEAL BREAKER.  Anyway the important thing is I THINK at one point one of them gets a grenade launcher but I can neither confirm nor deny that at this moment in time.  Hmm.  I enjoy a nice Classic Breakfast but I'm due to have delicious Black and White cookie tomorrow breakfast.  LUNCH?  I got turkey or roast beef sandwich OR sushi OR kids chicken parm.  WHAT GREAT OPPS.  That's what I call Opportunities for short.  ALL GREAT OPPS except for maybe turkey sandwich.  And maybe turkey sandwich is such a bad opp that it WRAPS BACK AROUND into become a good Opp.
  TRAY paragraph to go.  Chocolate choco pop time. WOW I had only stuck this in my mouth for three quarters of a second before I realized WOW THIS IS DELIGHTFUL.  Anyway.  Hmm.  Feels like I wanna finish the Shutter film First Things First when I'm done here.  BEEN TOO LONG I've had this hanging over my head.  YEAH I gotta watch it On Computer WHO CARES let's get it over AND/OR done with.  21 minutes left with credits.  THAT'S NOTIN.  I can even do that SITTING AT COMPUTER if I want to.  WHICH I DON'T.  Why would I SIT DOWN when I can LAY DOWN.  Much easier on the Constitution to lie.  Don't strain oneself that's how I feel.  WE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS IN TEH WORLD TODAY than to create more hardships FOR OURSELVES NEEDLESSLY.  WATCH INTERNET MOVIES ON COMPUTER IN BED.  This should be NO BRAINIER.  Hey great what else is up.  Probably got two small snacks for rest of the night.  Or two medium snacks.  JUST NOT ANY BIG SNACKS I think we can say that.
   PENULTIAMTE SNACK.  By which I mean paragraph.  I'm gonna be honest I REALIZED before I typed out snack I meant to say paragraph.  And I HAD TIME to stop myself and say the right thing and not the wrong thing.  I TOOK ALL TAHT INFORMATION AND WENT AHEAD AND SAID THE WRONG THING ANYWAY.  I don't know WHY.  I have no good REASONS FOR ANYTHING.  I just DO THINGS.  I'm SORRY ABOUT IT and everything.  Hmm.  What else is up. I HAVE GOOD REASONS FOR EVERYTING.  This is A LOGIC BASED WORLD.  I just don't always KNOW THEM REASONS.  So there's that.  I dunno if this is a logic BASED world.  Certainly a logic INCORPORATED world.  I think Logic is definitely part of the world!  I dunno about being the MAIN part.  Or being the UNDERLYING part.  Certainly part of the discussion, though, for sure!  I FEEL COMFORTABLE SAYING THAT.  I feel comfortable saying ANYTING.  THIS ISN'T NAZY GERMANY YOU KNOW.
   Last paragraph.  Chomped down into lollipop a couple of sentences ago.  Now I'm in the process of Still Chewin' it up.  So that's good.  What else do I got going on for me.  Get to refill soda pretty soon.  Start beer #2.  That's a lot to have going on for oneself.  I GUESS.  OK.  Just started beer #2.  And refilled soda.  I dunno if we're gonna say refilled. I WAS drinking diet sprite.  Now it's diet root beer.  That's not a re-fill.  Totally different concoction we're dealing with.  SO THERE'S THAT.  I'd like a balanced breakfast tomorrow I think.  I mean I probably won't TOMORROW.  But TONIGHT I would like one TOMORROW.  SO YEAH sure what else is up.  Got two boxes of cinnamon toast crunch open.  At some point about 6 weeks ago we got two boxes instead of one by accident.  FORGOT ABOUT IT AT SOME POINT.  Ordered another box when we still had one open because we had finished the other and I thought that was all there is.  NOW WE STILL HAVE TWO OPEN ONES.  And I'M AN THE IDIOT.  WELL that's it see ya later.  Later being tomorrow.  Yep that's later it all checks out.  See ya later.

-8:20 P.M.

Friday, March 17, 2023

Well Hello There

    Hey friends.  It's what would normally be a little early!  9:17 AM!  HOWEVER I am expecting morning delivery between 10 and 12 MUCKING UP my Early Part Of Day schedule.  ALSO expecting afternoon delivery between 3 and 5 MUCKING UP my Middle Part Of Day schedule.  IN THE END I might take anywhere from 5 to 8 walks. Gonna guess Solid Seven.  But nothing is guaranteed.  Anyway.  Looks like super marker isn't sending me my beer.  ONE OR MORE ITEM MISSING.  Click that link.  ITEM seems to be BEER.  I got 5 cans leftover from Past Times.  That'll last me tonight and tomorrow.  Sometime today tomorrow or Sunday GOTTA RE-UP IN PERSON somewhere somehow all at once.  So that's good.  Get two six packs.  Or one twelve pack.  ARE twelve packs a thing.  Probably!  Go inside a STORE to get them.  I've gone inside stores plenty of times.  I know what I'm doing there.  Got it down pat and whatknot.  Hmm.  ODDS ARE I finish Act I before super marker comes.  BUT last 2 times super marker came early AND/OR last 2 out o4 3 times.  WHICH MEANS I wouldn't finish Act beforehand.
   So that's good.  Had quality relatively low amount of NightMight last night.  Had quality Balanced Breakfast once and for all this morning.  Finished up Frosted Flakes.  Still some crumbs leftover. That I probably could have gotten away with for using as breakfast cereal.  But wouldn't have been enough for a full cup.  So I just got rid of that.  I STAND BY MY DECISION.  ANyway balanced breakfast wasn't that exciting.  But it was FINE.  Lunch'll be exciting.  DINNER don't even get me started.  NOT SURE WHAT IT'LL BE.  Probably won't get a communal delivery.  Might get a PERSONAL delivery.  POSSIBLE CHINESE FOOD?  Ya know what I've been thinking lately.  POSSIBLE HALAL FOOD?  That'd be crazy.  If I split it into THREE meals it's reasonable calories.  TWO is too much.  SUCK IS LIFE.  Finished Frankhenhooker last night.  THAT'S ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Is Metros game tonight televisionized.  YEP LOOKS LIKE IT GO FIGURE I'M GONNA GET COFFEE AND THE REST WILL BE GREAT JUST GREAT.
   Okay.  Took 30 minutes Walk I instead of 25.  We're talkin' took 3 trips around the block!  Such that if super marker came I'd be at most 5 minutes away from getting back.  Seems like I could do that indefinitely while waiting for them to come.  Even if its in a window where they're more likely to come.  What's the big deal if they come and I get there 5 minutes later.  SHUT UP.  BIG DEAL.  DON'T BE AN IDIOT.  Oh okay interesting counterpoint.  Maybe just have Wildcard Dinner in the house like OH I DON'T KNOW breakfast hot pockets.  Makes a lot of sense.  I was thinking about delicious General Tso Chicken.  But then I got in my head oh but I'm probably having chicken for lunch.  But NOW I'm getting in my head WAIT A SECOND I'm NOT necessarily having chicken for lunch.  Now that I think about it I DON"T want chicken for lunch. GET OUT OF HERE WIT THAT BULLSHIT.  Sushi or one of three sandwiches.  YEAH.  But then again General Tso chicken bleeds into tomorrow IF NOT ALSO a third day.  OH NO I'M SCARED I'M TALKING TOO MUCH ABOUT FOOD.
   Fourth paragraph.  Anyway.  Not sure what I'm gonna do about second act IF super market hasn't come.  Just wait around indefinitely after Act I?  I dunno!  Definitely wait around a bit.  Not just gonna write Act II DIRECTLY after Act I.  So we'll see how that goes.  Might not have to worry about it at all.  SUPER marker might come before it becomes an issue.  YEAH WHAT A DREAM.  Ugh.  Re-upping with LOTS of stuff from middle of day super marker.  I can't even go through with it.  It'd take way too long an even LONGER to read.  We'd be here all day and all of the night.  THE KINKS SONG HAS COME TRUE.  I like that song because it's like You Really Got Me but somehow different in a way one would imagine.  Probably a different song.  If I listened to the songs NOW I bet I'd be like oh okay these are solidly different songs.  Oh well what can ya do.  NOT MUCH.  The Kinks are GREAT at varying their soungs.  LOTS OF GOOD unique songs.  MAKES SENSE that these two songs are unique from each other UPON FURTHER INTROSPECTION.
   Fifth paragraph.  Huh.  I TINK You Really Got Me is on Rocksmith.  But it's unpleasant to play because you gotta specifically tune your guitar for it.  It's vaguely Regular Tuning but OUT OF TUNE.  You specifically gotta tune your guitar to Out Of Tune to play it.  Oh well such is life.  Then again EVERY SONG is inconvenient to play.  If they were convenient I'd probably be doing it.  Makes sense.  Anyway.  Started New In Alternative playlist on Walk I.  So far so good.  I dunno about So Good.  So Far Somewhat Good.  I dunno about SO FAR.  Just Started Somewhat Good All At Once.  Anyway.  What else do I got going on for me.  The good news is I got lots of breakfasts coming my way after today.  BLACK AND WHITE cookies.  CLASSIC breakfasts.  A BROWNIE.  No balanced breakfasts opportunities.  I got egg whites I COULD MAKE.  But that's not done right now.  Oh good Frozen Frittatas.  Got frozen breakfast bowl.  YEAH.  PARAGRAPH.  I HATE TIS ENTRY.
   Halfway through ENTRY I HATE. WAIT THAT'S NOT ACCURATE.  Halfway through FIRST ACT of Entry I Hate.  Is today Saint Patrick's Day.  Feels like it might be.  YEAH.  IT IS.  Got 5 beers.  To last me today and tomorrow.  FEELS LIKE I CAN DRINK 3 TODAY.  Let's go NUTS.  DO SOME DRINKING AND what else do people do when they drink.  Drunk Driving.  Not sure I feel comfortable doing that.  Could be fun but it's not the most respsible thing in the world.  SURE I could live with the negative consequences for myself but if I vehicular manslaughtered SOMEONE ELSE that hardly seems fair.  Unless they were also drunk driving.  Or PLANNING on drunk driving.  Then I did the world a public service.  Well I dunno.  I at least CANCELED OUT something.  Either way NO GOOD.  More Star Trek films OF POSSIBLE BETTER QUALITY.  Wrath Of Khan.  I'VE HEARD OF THAT.  That's a Popular Culture Reference.  MUST BE A GOOD FILM.
   Seventh paragraph.  WOW what a crappy entry THAT'S GOING BY PRETTY FAST.  Hmm.  Who plays Khan.  A DESCENDANT OF KUBLAI and/or GHENGIS and/or... the guy inbetween GHANGIS AND KUBLAI KHAN?  Isn't it a thing where 1 out of 10 of everyone is a descendant of Ghangis khan.  Cause of all the raping and pillaging.  Well mostly the raping.  Pillaging isn't gonna have much of an effect in this cas e.  Either way better LTURQ.  Google IMMEDIATELY says about 16 million descendants of Ghangis Khan.  Not quite 1 out of 10.  Not bad though.  Let's crunch the numbers.  Earth pop is 7.8 billion.  Crunching the number... crunching...  Looks like about .002.  Which is what.  .2%?  NOT BAD ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.  Could be making a Math Mistake somewhere along the line.  But POSSIBLE no math mistake.  Either way NOT BAD all things considered.  Gotta imagine James Caan is a descendant.  I wanted to google that somehow.  I had an instinct to google it.  But then I felt I doubt google has any good info on that.  Couldn't HURT to google it.  Hmm gonna have to think auot that one.
   Three paragraph to go! FINE I'LL GOOGLE JAMES CAAN GHENGIS KHAN.  NOPE NOTHING NOW GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  What else is going on and crap.  WHAT THE HELL.  Dad gave a bigger tip to super market based on getting the beer.  NOW THEY GOT A BIGGER TIP based on NOTHIN.  Seems like a scam. They planned this IN ADVANCE.  Possible IN RETROSPECT TOO.  I wouldn't count them planning it IN THE PRESENT out completely either.  Looks like new SHAZAM movie is in the Movie Theaters.  I enjoyed the old Shazam movie when I saw it in my Home Theater a few weeks ago.  I forget what happened.  Some sort of a jerk becomes a jerk who does super hero stuff.  HE's a kid but then becomes an adult but HE'S STILL A KID AT HEART.  That about covers it.  Also MAGIC.  It's MAGIC based.  Go figure.  HEY what else is going on and crap.  Two minutes away from OFFICIAL window that super marker is supposed to come.  WHAT A MILESTONE and crap.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I.  Good deal.  I guess I can just have two super marker meals today.  One for lunch and one for dinner.  NOT EXCITING.  But I guess it's the Responsibility Way to do things.  THEN AGAIN doing Exciting is responsibility too. Gotta excite oneself to keep oneself invested in one's life.  You start losing your investment in your life THEN WHERE WOULD YOU BE.  Nowhere that's who.  Maybe watch some THE SIMPSONS this morning while waiting for super market IF WAITING FOMR Super Marker.  OR watch Simpsons Today REGARDLESS of waiting and/or time of day.  I LIKE TEH SIMPSONS who cares JUST WATCH IT okay what's so difficult about that.  IT'S NOT DRAMATIC MOVIE.  I like DRAMATIC MOVIE.  MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN.  Huh.  Anyway I dunno what else is going on.  Gonna check FRONT DOOR.  See if SUPER Market is here and unloading stuff or something.  RIGHT AFTER this paragraph is over.  This paragraph is over.  WOW THAT'S CONVENIENT.
   ALRIGHT time to write last paragraph.  Hmm.  What's up and crap.  What's a good dinner to get that I haven't considered yet.  YOU KNOW SOMETHING LIKE KFC OR POP-EM-EYES.  That'd be an interesting mix-em-ups.  NOT SURE if I can get something that's an appropriate amount of calories AND heartiness AND price AND amount of meals to commit to.  That's a lot of categories that I'd have to check off.  On the other hand WOW FRIED CHICKEN I can see myself getting some kicks out of that.  Also SIDES.  I CAN SEE MYSELF ENJOYING SOME SIDES.  You know like BISCUIT.  I like BISCUIT.  COULD BE GOOD COULD BE REAL GOOD.  I doubt any of this will happen though.  JUST A PASSING THOUGHT.  Hmm.  Super Marker got about half an hour to come if I wanna fit in Real Good Early Part Of Day walks.  WE'LL SEE HOW THAT SHIT GO AND WHAKNOT.  ANyway that's it for now.  NOT HAPPY WITH ACT I?  GOOD.  WE'RE IN AGREEMENT.  That's fun.  It's a waste of time but we're on the same page.  WHAT FUN.  See ya in a little bit.

hey here comes some this

    Hey friends!  Super market came early enough that I can take solid three walks in early part of day.  NOT BAD.  Overall should be able to take seven walks today.  NOT BAD.  Got exciting assorted small cookies from Super market.  Had what I BELIEVE was an Oatmeal Raisin upon returning from Walk II.  DELICIOUS.  Aiming for ham sandwich for lunch and TREASURING OF THE LAND AND SEA for dinner.  Not sure what that is or how hearty it is exactly.  But I'm guessing it's a solid Roughly Two Meals.  Could have it as two dinners or a dinner and a lunch.  GO FIGUR.  I'm choosin' Thix Mixed Protein dinner because it's a LIGHT sauce.  Could be as Dark as a brown sauce.  But it's not SPICY.  So it could be a MEDIUM sauce but it's definlely not SPICY and/or OFFENSIVE sauce.  Which is what I'm in the mood for FOR TODAYSSAKE.  Hmm.  Either gonna finish OldBag Of PopChips or have a couple assorted cookie with HAM SANDWICH.  THAT FOODTALK FOR YA.
   Got a solid 45 minute to write the next 4 paragraphs.  EASY.  Anyway.  Watched some of that Battleship Tom Hanks movie while waiting for Super market.  45 minutes.  It's all the fun of watching someone play battleship with all the... fun... of... It's Tom Hanks.  At least we get to see Tom Hanks play some sort of Captain Again.  I would have thought after Captain Phillips he'd have his SHARE of being on Boats.  ALSO TRAUMATIZED BY CASTAWAY???  Hmm.  Listened to more New In Alternative on recent walk.  WOW.  MORE SONGS. THAT ARE RELATIVELY and or COMPLETELY new.  IN ALTERNATIVE.  I get it.  Makes sense to me.  Hmm.  Probably got more sodae than I needed.  Never went through my inventory of what I had leftover from last week.  SHOULDA WOULDA COULDA.  Except no more coulda.  NOW WE'RE DOWN TO SHOULDA.  Also not really woulda.  Apparently I NOT woulda.  Still gonna stick with SHOULDA.  Hmm.  I like when Tom Hanks and/or other characters announce to other ally ships and/or planes NOW HEAR THIS and then convey the message.  BEASTIE BOY song called Now Hear This.  NOW it makes me wonder if they got the phrase from World War II military navy terminology.  Also LET'S FACE FACTS if they used it in World War II navy PROBABLY USED IT in other wars and/or other branches of military!  WOW.  Beastie boys song is called, "Alright Hear This."  STILL THOUGH I FEEL THE POINT I WAS MAKING IS PRETTY RELEVANT.
   Three paragraphs to go.  I IMAGINE at some point there's DIALOGUE in a Beastie Boys song where SOMEONE says Now Hear This.  I STAND BY THAT.  PROVE ME WRONG ON THAT ONE.  Good luck with that.  Treasures Of Land And Sea is under HOUSE SPECIALTIES which they say Rice Option has to be White Rice or Brown Rice.  I'd say somewhere around 2/3rds chance they give me pork fried rice with NO HASSLE.  I WISH I could say it's a 3/4 chance they'd give me pork fried rice without second thought BUT TAHT'S NOT THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.  Only 2/3rds a chance.  I FEEL SORRY FOR OUR CHILDREN AND OUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN.  Also AS OUR CHILDREN HAVE CHLIDREN AND SO ON does the percent of people who are related to Ghengis Khan INCREASE, DECREASE, or STAY THE SAME.  Can we get some MODELERS or something working on that one?  I can't easily picture the math on that in my head.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Happy to get ham sandwich out of the way First Things First in the week.  NORMALLY ham sandwich is the LEAST exciting lunch of the week.  NOW WE KNOCKING IT OUT FIRST.  LOVE IT.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Hmm.  Is WRATH OF KHAN the Star Trek II?  Cause if so I GOT INCENTIVE to continue Start Reks.  HOWEVER is Star Trek II is another clunker I got less reason to continue on.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP WRATH OF KHAN IS II.  Guess SOMEONE is watching Star Trek II today or tomorrow or at some point in the future or possibly at some point after his death if he ever gets around to it.  THIS GUY (me).  Hmm.  Re-upped with EXTRA TOASTY Cheez-its.  More calories.  More hearty, though!  Forget what they tasted like.  I think I liked them, though. Guess we'll see whether it pays off or not!  Re-upped with BACK-UP BRAND of mini donuts.  THAT'S GOOD.  Those are good breakfasts.  Three or so of them suckers.  FORGET ABOUT IT.  Not sure why I turned into an Italian-American for a second.  Also do regular Italian Americans say FORGET ABOUT IT.  Or is it only Crime Connected people.  Gonna have to look into that one.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  Good deal!  Hmm.  I TINK Treasures of land and sea had a total of FIVE proteins.  Ya know what the back up guess is?  Not four.  SIX.  Get a load of that!  Nah just five.  Well it's five PROTEIN plus vegetables.  BUT I WENT INTO THIS DESCRIPTION not counting vegetables.  SO I WAS RIGHT ON TARGETS.  YOU FOOLS.  Hmm.  Wonder if it comes with SOUP.  My guess is IT'S ANYONE'S GUESS.  I'd really say it's close to a toss-up whether it comes with a soup or not.  Probably lean towards IT DOESN'T because it doesn't give you an option to choose a soup on website.  WHEREAS it would if it did come with suop.  HMM PRETTY BIG CLUE TEHRE.  Ugh.  I dunno.  Nice outside today.  Go figure.  Guess The Outside is getting ready for it being spring in a couple of days.  Makes sense.  Gotta get in the groove of Spring Weather AHEAD of time just to work out the kinks and whatknot.  KINKS HAD A FEW KINKS IN THEIR GUITAR TUNING.  Not gonna hold that against 'em.  STILL MADE A CLASSIC SONG.  One of the CLASSIEST CLASSIC ROCK N ROLL SONGS.  GOOD FOR THEM.  I'll be back tonight.

You Know What I Get It

    Hey friends.  Time to write five Closing Argument paragraphs.  What an adequate day.  Had delicious assorted cookies throughout the day MORE OR LESS almost responsibly.  Had delicious HAMMED sandwich for lunch.  Ended up going with SMALL DINER for dinner.  Grilled chicken sandwich with PepperJacked Cheese and BarBeQ sauce for dinner.  Got Freedom Toast for dinner for tomorrow.  TRIED OUT SOME GOLDEN GRAHAM CEREAL.  At first I didn't like it.  TEN I DID LIKE IT.  NOW WE'RE STUCK AT, "I DO LIKE IT."  Not sure that belongs in quotation marks.  But the point that I DO LIKE IT is still accurate.  ALSO Golden Graham BARS are now qualified as being 120 calories.  USED TO SAY 130.  LOOKS LIKE LIFE JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT MORE INTERESTING.  However now they may be smaller or taste worse.  LOOKS LIKE LIFE JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT MORE INTERESTING BUT NEGATIVE INTERESTING YOU KNOW INTERESTING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.  DANGIT.  Anyway what else is up.  Watching some DOLORES CLAIRBORNE today.  Only about 18 minutes left.  WHAT AN ADEQUATE.
   Anyway.  Four paragraph to go.  Hmm.  Ended up with Seven Walk today.  I LIKE SEVEN WALK.  Go figur.  Was able to re-up with Egg White when I get Freedom Toast.  NOW I'M EXCITED about balanced breakfast because of delicious Golden Graham Cereal.  THIS IS GOING GREAT.  TURNS OUT LIFE JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT MORE POSITIVELY INTERESTING.  Hmm.  Put one and one together and determined super market didn't have beer in stock because of SAINT PATRIOT'S DAY.  Could be a coincidence.  COULD BE A NON-COINCIDENCE of only there was a word for such a thing.  Oh.  I know.  an UNCIDENCE.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Anyway.  Left over A BIT of bread from sandwich with A BIT of cheese.  ALSO A BIT OF BBQUE sauce.  BUT MAINLY the cheese and the bit of bread.  SAVED SOME CALORIES THERE.  It's IMPORTANT.  Mets game going on now.  Have it recorded.  GONNA CHECK internet to see what the score is anyway Over Halfway into the game.  LET'S SEE SOME SPOILERS.  OH WOW THOSE ARE SOME GOOD SPOILERS.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  What to watch after finishing Dolores Clairborne.  Probably a film, that'd be my first guess. Maybe stay up late and watch an entire film. It's FRIDAY.  Let's KICK BACK and enjoy FRIDAYNIGHT.  Really get a blast and a half out of the FridayNight Experience as it twere.  Hmm. Cedric Daniels of The Wire died.  That was Character Name.  Actor had his own unique name that's important as well.  Oh well.  He also played an undercover cop who becomes a drug addict and also a murderer in OZ.  THE LESS SAID ABOUT THAT CHARACTER THE BETTER.  Not a great guy.  SOMEWHAT redeems himself ultimately.  He OWNS UP to his mistakes.  WELL HE'S DEAD NOW.  Anyway.  Internet says Lance Reddick died of Natural Causes.  WHAT are Natural Causes and what are UNNATURAL Causes.  Where is the dividing line where we go okay UP TIL THIS POINT is natural and then ANYTHING PAST THIS is unnatural.  AM I RIGHT.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Gonna have some snack when this is done.  Probably small iced cream sandwich.  THAT'S HOW I ROLL.  I dunno.  50/50 chance I have Freedom toast as dinner tomorrow.  OPPOSING OPPORTUNITY is I have it as LUNCH and get a separate communal dinner.  SO THAT'S THAT once and for all LET'S MOVE ON with your life.  Any good dramatic coming of age African American films from the 1990's PREFERABLY dealing at least SOMEWHAT with crime or semi-criminal lifestyles that I can watch?  GOTTA IMAGINE TEHRE ARE SOME OUT THERE.  GOTTA WATCH SOME MORE.  Not sure why.  JUST SEEMS LIKE THE THING TO DO.  Then again I can also watch movies about African Americans which are about other age groups and about law abiding citizens OR unlawabiding UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS.  What was I talking about again.
    Last paragraph of the night.  Finished the rest of Battleship.  That was a clunker of a movie if I ever saw one.  AND I'VE SEEN DOZENS OF MOVIES.  You know, THREE OR FOUR OF THEM?  DOZENS I MEAN.  I dunno what to eat.  Maybe I wanna eat something more hearty.  The important thing is I follow my heart.  And also that my heart stays in my chest cavity where it is.  I can follow my heart, that's good, but my heart itself can't GO NO PLACE it ain't already is.  That'd be trouble, that'd be REAL BIG TROUBLE.  What else is going on and crap.  Had to leave my pants on and everything all night because I'm taking out some garbage later.  GO FIGURE.  I guess there are worse things in the world.  LIKE DEATH AND TAXES.  Oh.  Okay.  I guess.  TAXES ARE GOOD.  If taxes were overall bad WE WOULDN'T HAVE TEM KNOW WOUD WEE.  Ugh.  The important thing is I figure out something to watch after The Dolores Clairborne Identity and watch at least half of it.  I'll update you on this situation as it progresses.  See ya later!

-8:10 P.M.

Thursday, March 16, 2023

Don't Say I Never Wrote Nothin For You

    Hey friends.  Behind schedule today.  10:45 AM!  Should be able to fit in 3 walks in Early Part Of Day instead of 4.  And normal amount of other things.  Just pushed back One Unit Of Time.  MIGHT have to cut Act 1 or 2 short 1 paragraph or two.  Probs not.  Over 50% chance I take a bonus walk in middle part of day.  REASONS FOR IT-- (1)probably no communal dinner I'd have to wait for between 6 and 7 WHICH GIVES ME MORE middle part of day time to play with.  (2) got TWO deliveries tomorrow I might have to wait a round for which could make me skip a couple walks tomorrow SO I WANNA TAKE AS MANY WALK TODAY AS POSSIBLE.  REASONS AGAINST IT-- (!) SHUT UP ABOUT IT.  So that's good.  Had reasonably small amount of NightMight snacks last night.  Had delicious unhated Freedom Chip Pancake for breakfast.  Turkey Sandwich for lunch.  Some sort of sandwich side.  Chocolate Chip Pancakes for dinner.  There ya go!  That's it!  THAT'S THE BALL GAME.  Some sandwichside who knows.
   Did Fantasy Baseball Draft last night.  Was pretty pleased with my team as it went on.  STILL if I look at my team PLAYER BY PLAYER I'm very happy with it.  HOWEVER if I unfocused my eyes and look at the team as a whole I DUNNO it just seems like something's lacking.  JUST SEEMS LIKE I don't excel in the categories in hitting or pitching.  The players are good.  THE STATS THEY PRODUCE I DUNNO. IT"S WEIRD.  Happy about the Mets players I got though.  Solid two Middle Rounder OFFENSE players.  Solid one of two ACE pitchers as well as EXCITING ACE CLOSER.  ALRIGHT.  Gonna be invested in one out of three baseball games which he comes into the game!  Also got another starting pitcher.  ALL IN ALL it went okay WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES IT'S FANTASY BASEBALL WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME.  Anyway.  Was almost gonna stay in bed such that I only take TWO walks in early part of day.  INSTEAD it looks like I might end up taking ALL THE WALKS overall for the day.  GO FIGUR.
   Third paragraph of the act.  Had some STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE on while I was doing Draft.  About 3/4ths into it. I registered very little of it.  I registered about what I read of the plot summary in the Critic Reviews I read on the internet earlier in the day.  Kind of like Star Trek the show meets 2001: The Movie.  MAKES SENSE.  Anyway Captain Kirk am I right.  I know this guy from Pop Culture references.  Hmm.  I also started watching Frankenhooker before and/or after draft.  THAT I paid SLIGHTLY more attention to.  HAD SOME NUDITY.  I'm gonna pay slightly more attention to nudity. That's the kind of guy I am.  Not enough nudity in Star Trek.  If they had nudity maybe people would take them more seriously!  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Listening to ALT CNTRL playlist.  I think I started it yesterday.  Not too deep into it.  SO FAR SO FOOD.  LIKE ME THAT NEW BEN FOLD SONG.  Got new album coming out A LONGWAYS AWAY in June.  ONE SONG available.  At first I was like this song ain't nothin special THERE'S NOTHING TO IT AT ALL WHO CARES.  Then I kept listening to it AND WOW WHAT A SONG.
   Either way what can ya do.  Fourth paragraph.  Hmm.  Possible I might have to accept a dinner delivery tonight I guess.  Probably not.  I don't need a dinner delivery.  Usually if I don't need one my parent(s) willn't either.  Hmm.  Gotta imagine I finish Star Trek today as well as FrankenHooker.  Also In Company Of Wolve.  Also TRY TO TRADE FOR ANOTHER MET.  Either Petrovich Alonso: Power Hitting First Baseman or Justin Verlander...vich: Ace Starting Pitcher.  I got lots of great Mets but ONE MORE GREAT METS would put me over the top in having Lots Of Great Mets.  Anyway.  Two things team excels at is SAVES and Average.  Saves definitely. Got BEST CLOSER and got THREE overall.  I believe there's around 20 set closers In Real Life for the 30 real life teams.  12 Fantasy Baseball teams.  I GOT THREE OF THE CLOSERS including Best One.  I'm Best In Closers.  ALSO BEST IN AVERAGE on the other side of the diamond when you crunch the numbers I think.
   FIFTHTH PARAGRAPH.  WHAT A CRAP ENTRY SO FAR.  On the other hand I get to move on with my life at some point one would imagine.  Hmm.  OH RIGHT FORGOT ABOUT COFFEE..vich.  Just got it now.  ANWAY I had TOUGH DECISION in third round. I wanted to pick ONE of Mets aces.  Max Scherzer or Justin Verlander.  TRULY A TOSS UP on who to take.  Went with The Scherzer.  NOT SURE IF IT WAS THE RIGHT MOVE.  Oh well such is life.  How long do I have to write 5.5 more paragraph IDEALLY.  Fourty minutes would be IDEAL I guess.  Also I can do that I guess.  IDEAL and whatknot.  Anyway today should be pretty decent.  Not sure I'm enjoying any of the movies I have lined up.  Start Rek is almost done though.  I'll enjoy FINISHING that movie.  Maybe something INTERESTING happens in the end.  Probably would have to be INVESTED in the movie for it to interest me though.  Maybe it's SO INTERESTING it interests people UNINVESTED in the rest of the film.  CAN'T HURT TO DREAM. Frankenhooker I was paying a solid 3 out of 10 attention to.  That's a solid 4 out of 10 movie.
   Hmm.  I guess.  Second half of Act I!  What else do I got going on for me.  SOLID IN RUNS too.  My team gonna score lots of RUNS.  ERA AND WHIP ya know what look pretty good.  YA KNOW WHAT team isn't so bad.  COULD BE DECENT.  Not sure HOW decent though.  Gonna be a tough season.  OH WELL maybe some of the team members will step up to be Clubhouse Leaders.  THE IMPORTANT TING IS WHAT ELSE.  I had a solid NON-Silence Walk on Walk I.  But DID I REALLY?  Half of the walk WAS a silence walk.  IN the park the music stopped working cause internet was down. I FELT like it was a MusicWalk that was successful but IN REALITY it was HALF SILENCE WALK.  WAIT NO IT WASN"T.  If internet goes down I CAN STILL listen to songs that were playing recently.  So FOR EXAMPLE when internet goes down a few minutes Into Walking In Park I can go back several songs previous into playlist and relisten to them.  WHICH I DID TODAY.  So now that I think about it TODAY NO SILENCE.
   Seventh paragraph!  YEAH.  Hmm.  You're gonna laugh at me but I lost my new nail clipper.  Hmm.  Guess the moral is clean up my room. Gotta find at least ONE of two nail clippers.  Room is RELATIVELY clean.  But it could stand some tidying up.  Put some stuff away.  Organize some other stuff.  MORAL OF THE STORY is maybe it's a PRODUCTIVE Misplacement.  In the end I end up cleaning room.  POSITIVE RESULTS.  Anyway what else.  March 16.  316.  AH I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.  AUSTIN 316 Says... Means... what does that mean or say... lemme LTURQ.  Says I Just Whupped Your Ass.  Oh okay that's good.  Might be I just WHIPPED your ass.  Oh well Whupped is in the SPIRIT of whipped.  Anyway.  Steve Austin hasn't been in many major motion pictures lately.  Possible he's not with us anymore.  Either DEAD or he moved out of the country or something.  Either way he's in a better place now.  Unless he moved to a worse country.  OR IS IN HELL.  Or possibly a Purgatory but a Bad Version Of Purgatory.  Is purgatory worse than Earth?  My guess is Hmm I'd say Probably Most Of The Time.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Got enough time to do Acts I and II with 3 Walks and shower In Early Part Of Day it lookin' like!  GOOD DEAL.  Will I take LUNCH in normal part of day or push it back an hour or so?  I DUNNO.  HMM.  Gotta figure out three paragraphs though.  They ain't gonna write themselves.  Well they probably will.  But you get the idea.  Gotta imagine there's MORE Star Trek Films on HBOMax.  Gotta imagine I may or may not put them on as well.  Probably won't.  At first I imagined putting them all on but I was pretty not enthused with the first one. LOOK I get the pop culture references of these characters.  I KNOW what they look and sound like.  I APPRECIATE SEEING THEM AND HEARING THEM in real life.  But that's about it.  Hmm.  I knew someone in elementary and middle school who was a huge fan of Star Trek and for some reason this was a point of mockery.  I'm not PROUD of it.  It was WRONG of us (Me???).  But it was seen as a MARK AGAINST HIM how enthusiastic he was about Star Trek.  SORRY IN RETROSPECT.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Hmm.  LOOK I'M TE ONLY ONE WHO LOSES IN THIS SITUATION.  I deprive myself of enjoying star trek because I corrupt it for myself.  SUCH IS LIFE.  When does Star Trek take place.  I wanna say in the 2200's.  Let's LTURQ.  Mid 22th century to the mid 25th century.  More or less ACCURATE.  I WIN.  Where's my prize.  WHAT'S my prize.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Was happy with how I was able to separate chocolate chip pancake for breakfast from stack of three pancakes.  Came off rather nicely instead of sticking to other 2 pancakes and not coming off smoothly and whatknot.  BEAUTIFUL.  Okay.  What else do I got going on for me.  Looks like no Mets game on Television Set today.  Good deal.  The point is I SHOULD watch the latest The Batman again but I dunno!  Seems too much of a chore.  It's DARK and SLOW per my memory.  SO SLOW.  TALK, TALK TALK.  Everyone's always TALKING.  I could be wrong.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  How long did 9 paragraph take me.  39 minute.  SOUND LIKE PRETTY QUICKLIKE AND WHATKNOT.  Hmm.  Wait a second.  Slow slow slow.  Talk Talk Talk.  That's what this website is.  NO ACTION.  Certainly no FIGHT scenes.  I NEVER FIGHT ANYONE AT ALL.  Gotta figure out a way to change that.  Just not that many villains out there that are interacting with me.  Sure there are plenty of villains but they stay out of my way and what can I do about that.  Not gonna go out of my way to engage with them.  That'd be DUMB.  WOW gets up to the mid 50's today.  IN TEMPERATURE.  DEGREES.  You know that sort of thing.  If I find both my nail clippers what do I do.  I don't need two nail clippers.  People in China are starving for nail clippers.  Great give one to them.  Well yeah sure but HOW>  Ugh.  ANYWAY that's it for now.  I'll be back in a little bit!

c'mon just read it

    Hey friends.  Got a more than solid 45, 50 minutes to write the next 5 paragraphs.  So that's good.  Did some MusicWalk for Walk II.  Worked out pretty good.  Hmm.  The more I think about it THE MORE I LIKE my Fantasy Baseball Team.  GOOD STUFF.  I think I've thought about it enough though.  Time to think about something else.  Hmm.  Maybe think about Start Rek.  What's it all about.  Spock's eyebrows.  ARE THEY WEIRD.  ARE THEY RELATIVELY NORMAL.  I didn't look at him long enough to get a good impression.  I THINK They're weird based on the mental image I can conjure up.  Also SCOTTISH GUY.  What's HE all about.  Also IS THERE A SCOTTISH GUY.  Some accent guy.  Probably Scottish.  Anyway the good news is SCOTTISH PEOPLE STILL EXIST IN TEH FUTURE.  Culture hasn't been completely wiped out.  At least not the language-accent.  So that's good for them.  Good for ALL OF US.  We get to enjoy the richness of Scotland Accent.  ALL OF US.
    Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Probably eat lunch at normal time.  That's one way to go!  Probably take bonus afternoon walk.  That's one way to go!  Probably... I dunno... do stuff that I will... probably... do.  That's ACCURATE. Not necessarily INSIGHTFUL. But definitely ACCURATE.  Anyway UNLAUNDERED SHIRT again today.  That's how that goes.  The good news is It's Vaguely Not My Fault laundry is not being done.  SURE I can be more proactive in terms of getting my Mom and/or Dad to take care of their towels in the dryer.  But IN TEH END they're supposed to take care of it, they SAY they will, and they don't.  BLAME IS ON THEM.  I ABSOLVE MYSELF of any guilt or responsibility.  AND I'M THE ULTIMATE AUTHORITION ON ABSOLUTION.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Gone Baby Gone TURNED OUT to be ONE story.  NO SOILERS.  I thought the middle act was unrelated to the first act.  OH HOW WRONG I WAS.  Vaguely wrong.  Mostly wrong.  SLIGHTLY RIGHT A LITTLE I GUESS.  The important thing is I LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES.  Not sure I'll learn anything from that mistake.  THE IMPORTANT THING IS I LEARN NOTHING FROM MY MISTAKES.
   Three paragraph to go.  Whatever.  Ben Affleck is FRIENDS With his brother.  He DIRECTED the movie and his brother STARRED in it.  Gotta imagine they get along GREAT in real life.  WONDERFUL.  IT'S TEH FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE YEAR.  Anyway.  Put on GONE GIRL because I thought it'd be a good movie to watch and I made it about a sentence and a half into the first lien of dialogue and was like NOPE THIS AIN'T FOR ME.  Too intense.  SORRY YA LOST ME.  Such is life.  LOOK it has GONE in the title, it involves Ben Affleck, I TOHUGHT IT'D BE A NATURAL follow up to Gone Baby Gone.  TOO INTENSE SORRY.  Maybe it gets less intense as the film goes on.  I DON'T TINK SO.  Maybe A BIT less intense but probably still PRETTY intense.  I CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE.  David Fincher directed ALIEN³ OTHERWISE KNOWN AS TEH MOST INTENSE MOVIE OF ALL TIME.  I can't take that chance and watch this movie.  IT'S TOO RISKY.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Hmm.  Stayed up a bit later last night.  About an hour later than usual.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  Such is life.  YA KNOW WHAT.  I'm looking at the rosters of OTHER teams in the Fantasy Baseball League?  They don't look like that much either when you look at them All Together.  MY TEAM LOOKIN' PRETTY GOOD.  I'M GONNA COME IN THIRD IN THIS LEAGUE LIKE IT WAS NOTIN'.  How much money does third get.  IT MAY BE FOURTY DOLLARS if I play my cards right.  THIRTY DOLLARS.  I paid 20 dollars.  SOUNDS LIKE I MADE A CLEAN 10 DOLLARS OUT OF THIS.  I'm ASSUMING I will come in third.  WHICH ISN'T A SAFE ASSUMPTION AT ALL. Could easily come in fourth.  THEN WHERE WOULD I BE.  NOWHERE THAT'S WHO.  The point is WHAT FUN.  Anyway.  I dunno.  How long do I have to write the next paragraph.  Thirty Minutes.  What the HELL.  That's TOO MUCH TIME.  Take it back.  Give me less time.  I DON'T LIKE IT.
   Okay sure why not.  What do I watch first on The Television Set.  First instinct is to get Finishing Start Rek out of the way.  HOWEVER maybe I put on Frankenhooker because I was VAGUELY interested in paying attention to that film.  Sure not completely but CERTAINLY VAGUELY.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Look what else is going on and crap.  GREAT JUST GREAT.  Mets closer who I drafted in fourth round JUST GOT INJURED.  Possible for entire season or at least for a huge chunk of it.  WONDERFUL.  Happened hours after the draft.  WELL THAT'S GOOD.  Anyway I don't care so much for ME but for THE METS.  And you CAN'T SPELL METS without ME.  Either way what else is up.  ANyway.  If he becomes injured hopefully at least I can get to pick up REPLACEMENT CLOSER and not another team.  Ugh.  You can't spell ME without, "M."  The point is eh more important things in life.  You know like LUNCHES and crap.  Oh okay that's good.  Anyway I'll see ya tonight.

On You To Continue

    Hey friends.  Another, "Successful," day down!  Finished Start Rek.  Watched Menace II Society.  Watched more of FrankenHooker and paid more attention this time.  Watched first 18 minutes of Back II The Future II.  ATE LUNCH: Turkey Sandwich and ATE DINNER: Freedom Chip Pancakes.  PUT TOGETHER orders for morning super marker order and afternoon super marker order for tomorrow.  LIKE I SAID, VERY SUCCESSFUL DAY.  Menace II Society is basically exactly That Wayans Bros movie but without the jokes.  LOOK I get the Wayans Bros movie parodies a dozen movies.  BUT LETS FACE FACTS it parodies ONE MOVIE MORE THAN OTHER MOVIES AND IT'S THIS ONE.  Either way kinda ruins BOTH movies.  Makes the Wayans Bros movie seem in bad taste.  AND makes this movie seem boring.  I ALREADY SEEN THIS EXACT MOVIE but with jokes.  I GET NOTHING out of a re-telling of this movie SANS COMIC.  Sans comic.  FONT REVERSAL.
    You get the idea.  Mets closer and Michael's Fourth Round Draft Pick Edwin Diaz IS INDEED out for the entire season.  OH WELL.  Makes you realize worse things could happen in life.  LIKE DEATH.  Death can't really happen IN life.  Kinda happens AFTER life when you think about it.  Kinda happens RIGHT WHEN LIFE STOPS.  Depends on how you look at it I guess.  ANYWAY finish Frankenhooker when I'm done here.  Maybe finally finish Company Of Wolves on computer after that.  THEN GET CRACKING ON GOING TO DELIGHFUL DELIGHTFUL SLEEP.  Wake up real early tomorrow so I can fit in 2 walk before FIRST super marker delivery.  YEAH IT SHOULD BE BLASTFUL AND HALFFUL.  Anyway.  Not getting much exciting from FIRST super market delivery of tomorrow but PLENTY excitement from SECOND.  INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO GOLDEN GRAHAM BAR and also FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER Golden Graham CEREAL ITSELF.  Just realized Golden Graham shows up in Simpsons.  HOMER sings the theme song WHILE IN DANGER IN SPACE.  I like THE SIMPSONS.  LET'S DO IT MORE.
   UGH.  Three paragraphs to go.  LOOK am I re-upping with BLUEBERRY Eggos OF COURSE I AM what kind of sociopath would I be to start this sentence that way and then NOT be re-upping with Blueberry Eggos.  Huh.  What are my delicious lunch options for tomorrow.  All the lunches of the rainbow!  TURKEY HAM OR ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES.  SUSHI, KIDS CHICKEN PARM, OR CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD ONE OFF MEALS.  WOW.  Sounds like I might enjoy a SALAD even.  You'd think salad would be the LAST thing on the list in terms of excitement but THAT'S JUT TE KIND OF MIX-EM-UP that vaults it to the TOP OF THE EXCITEMENT LIST.  There's an excitement list?  AND I'M JUST BEING TOLD?  What the HELL.  Chicken Caesar salad?  GOOD TING I DIDN'T GET IT YESTERDAY.  WOUDA BEEN BETRAYED BY THE OTHER LUNCHES.  YEAH.  If only Caesar WAS chicken and never showed up to Senate that day.  HE MIGHT STILL BE AROUND THEN.  Probably not.  Probably woulda died of something else by now.  BUT WE DON'T KNOW FOR CERTAINTIES SAKE.
   Penultimate paragraph.  I don't get why Marty McFly gets goaded into fighting Griff when Griff calls Him Pretending To Be His Son chicken.  He's like... NOBODY CALLS ME PRETENDING TO BE MY SON CHICKEN.  HE'S NOT EVEN HIMSELF.  He's not defending HIS OWN honor.  He's defending his son's honor.  WHOSE A GUY HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EXISTED until 10 minutes ago.  WHAT DOES HE CARE if this jerk is being thought of as chicken 30 years in the future.  HE WOULDN'T THAT'S WHO Big Plot Hole in the entire movie AND THUS IN OUR ENTIRE LIVES.  So that's not good.  Anyway.  Looks like no choco pop today.  JUST WASN'T NECESSARY.  Go figu'r.  Wonder when and if snack will happen tonight.  If it does probably iced cream based snack.  Gonna be good I bet.  I like good iced cream.  I LIKE BAD ICED CREAM LETS TALK ABOUT IT.  ANyway.  DID end up taking bonus walk in middle part of day.  Giving me The Regular Amount Of Walk overall!  YEAH.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Hmm.  Ate meals a bit late.  Lunch was about an hour late and dinner was about half an hour late.  SUCH IS LIFE and crap.  Hmm.  HOW COME THERE WAS NO MENACE I SOCIETY.  Normally you see a movie called Menace II Society and you're gonna assume it's a pun suggesting it's the second film in the franchise.  JUST ONE MAN'S OPINION.  SORRY.  Anyway.  Hmm.  IF ANYTHING SOCIETY IS THE MENACE TO... the... PERSON.  Let's talk about it.  Did laundry!  That's pretty good.  Solid 12 or 13 shirts or so.  That'll last me... 12 or 13 days.  Roughly.  I normally top off at about 1 shirt a day.  That's how I operate and crap.  Them shits still in the dryer.  May just leave em in there indefinitely and retrieve the shirts as needed one day at a time.  CAUSE IT'S EASY.  Sound good to me.  WELL that's it for now.  I'll see ya tomorrow metaphysically or something.  Late!

-8:36 P.M.

Wednesday, March 15, 2023

This Don't Thrill Me

    Hey friends.  Got some comfortable time to Early Part Of Day.  It's 9:21 AM!  Anyway.  Think I might write Act III in late-middle part of day instead of POST-DinnerWalk.  Gonna have to do DRAFT soon after post dinner walk.  Gonna wanna focus on that.  So we're talking maybe do Act III around 4 PM.  YEAH.  What else is Daily UpKeep.  KEEP UP.  Had another promising amount of NightMight.  Small amount anyway ya cut it.  Had classic breakfast for last time in a few days.  No more classic iced cream sandwiches!  Gonna have turkey sandwich or sushi for lunch!  AIMING for liver for dinner right now.  WE'LL SEE if I change my mind.  Watched 25 minutes of In Company Of Wolve on Computer while in bed last night.  LIKED IT.  There's a certain CHARM to watching TV on smaller screens.  In fact IT'S WAY BETTER.  I gotta figure out how to program TV such that the screen is a fraction of the overall screen.  Seems like they should have that option for wierdoes like me.
   Hmm.  Only Fantasy baseball prep I'm gonna do is CLOSER FINDING OUT WHO THEY ARE.  So that's good Mets game today.  Probably not on TV.  I'll look into it!  HMM.  First walk I had music for half of it IN HALF THE EAR.  When I opened up Earbud Egg only one earbud in there.  Other earbud MISSING.  Listened to music for half te walk AS OTEHR HALF was in park and the park internet wasn't on so I couldn't listen to anymusic.  ANYWAY when I got home found other earbud on Room Floor.  CRISIS ADVERBETED.  Then again HalfEar Music was good.  Nice compromise between MusicWalk and SilenceWalk.  OH WELL what can ya do.  I have NO CHOICE but to Not Do It Anymore.  Also NO CLEAN SHIRT today.  Hopefully clean shirt tomorrow.  Anything is possible.  Anyway.  Wednesday.  Middle of the week.  Getting close to Thursday which itself is close to FRIDAY.  TGI FRIDAY.  That's what I say.  Thank God It's Friday which is a Restaurant open on every Day of The Week.  But I guess their AESTHETIC is to make it feel like it's Friday EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.  Sounds good.  Feels like I've been to a Thank Goodness It's Friday somewhere between 2 and 8 times in my life.  Gonna estimate 3-4 times.  Either way bet they got good APPS.
   Coffem time.  Did I ever finish the delightful Dramatic Film I was in.  Oh.  Right.  Million Dollar Baby.  Yep I finished it.  I liked the parts with BOXING.  YA LOST ME with the last 1/4th of the film.  WHO CARES.  Then again in a sense ISN'T EVERYTHING BOXING.  If SHAPESKEARE said all the world's a stage makes sense that George Foreman said ALL THE WORLDS BOXING.  Also HE SELLS GRILLS.  Gotta imagine he was a boxer at some point too.  And feels strongly about boxing and all the world being boxing.  Hmm.  Accepting Drug delivery this morning.  I'm allowed to take walks though even if it hasn't come yet.  So that's good-- good for me!  Anyway.  I'm glad I found earbud I guess.  I was happy with not listening to music in right ear FOR A WHILE but ultimately it's better that I have both ears I GUESS.  Anyway Phone CHARGED completely this morning.  WELL DONE there.  ANYWAY.  I need to update original non-brother, non-money fantasy baseball team.  ONE of my Mets-pitchers is not injured FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL MOTHS.  On the other hand FRUCK IT who cares.
   Fourth paragraph.  No snow or anything today.  Well I dunno about or anything.  There is SOME kind of weather.  IT EXISTS outside.  That sort of thing.  Not sure waht to listen to on upcoming walk.  I TINK I'll listen to something.  Gotta put right earbud to work to see if it's up to standard.  MIGHT not be at optimal condition on account of being on floor for some time.  GOTTA PUT IT TO THE TEST.  Hmm just heard some WIND outside.  What's THAT all about.  Gonna have to remember to check that out when I take a walk. See if and how it's windy.  Can you see the wind.  I feel like sometimes you can see the wind.  Obviously you can see the effects of wind.  You can see things being blown about by the wind. I SAY YOU CAN SEE THE WIND ITSELF sometimes.  Not sure HOW OR WHY.  But I feel very strongly about this.  I COULD BE WRONG but I don't remember any specific reference to a million dollars in Million Dollar Baby.  They talk about money.  COULD BE more or less a million dollars in play one way or another.  BUT THEY AIN'T SPECIFIC.  Which makes sense.  RUDE to talk about money.
   Fifth paragraph.  They talk about Morgan Freeman losing an eye in the movie but THIS JERK HAS TWO EYES THE ENTIRE MOVIE.  When you see  him up close one of his eyes is a different color.  Looks KIND OF WEIRD.  But it doesn't LOOK like a glass eye or anything.  I SAY HE HAS TWO REGULAR EYES.  PLOT HOLE.  I DON'T CARE if it makes sense to everyone except for me.  YA LOST ME and I'm the target audience.  Anyway I dunno.  ALSO ya know what possible I write Act III LATE after Baseball Draft.  Possible I DON'T WRITE an Act III.  Possible I write Act III at another time during day.  AND LASTLY possibly I write Act III during Draft.  COVERED all the Act III possibilities.  I TINK.  What else is up and crap.  MAKING PROGRESS with entry.  Halfway through Act I.  THIRDWAY Through DayTime Day.  QUARTERWAYS through EVERYTHING.  Well when you put it that way NOT THAT MUCH PROGRESS.  Let's put it some other way then though FOR FUNS SAKE.
   Sixth paragraph.  Hmm.  Maybe go back to Catching Feeligns playlist.  Hear them sounds in both ears. SURROUND SOUND.  What part of Head and/or brain can we pinpoint WE HEAR MUSIC AT.  That's an interesting question.  Gotta be able to pinpoint it exactly.  There is a PHYSICAL place in our body where Sound exists.  Not just where it's theoretically processed.  But where it TANGIBLY is being HEARD.  YEAH.  I'll look into it later if I feel like remembering it at some point.  I WANNA REMEMBER IT. KINDA INTERESTING.  Also it's INTELLIGENCE QUESTION.  I'd be SMART if I knew the answer.  It's about time I'm smart for one reason or another.  Anyway.  Starting super marker order that's to be delivered on Friday Morning.  GREAT.  As of now all I got is All The Sodaes.  GREAT.  Also that's to be adjusted once I check out what I'm gonna have leftover from this week.  WONDERFUL.  PARAGRAPH DOWN.
   Four to go!  Sure thing.  HEY let's TRY to write some WORTHWHILE'DNESS.  Maybe I can Google Audio the question and have it read me the answer on my walk.  Gotta imagine that's possible.  Probably POSSIBLE as is but over the next few years becomes some sort of feature that they advertise and make easy.  ya take walks and they read websites and crap to you on yer earbuds.  Probably something a lot of people do already.  I'm just behind the times.  JUST LIKE... the famous New York Times Editor... his name is... ugh.  Maureen Dowd.  She WROTES for the Times.  Closest name I could come up with.  BETTER THAN NOTHING I guess.  GOOGLE FAMOUS NEW YORK TIMES EDITORS.  Anyway either way NOT A FAN.  When I was a kid NYTIMES was respected as THE BEES KNEES. Now a days JUST ANOTHER CHUMP PAPER.  Is it better than most?  Probably.  Is it GOOD?  PROBABLY DEPENDS ON HOW YOU DEFINE GOOD.  Either way I BLAME MAUREEN DOWD as I do for most things in life.
   Three paragraphs to go.  When I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL you could get New York Times from school for free.  POSSIBLY in high school as well.  PROBABLY NOT in elementary school.  Just remember it specifically in middle school though.  So that's good.  THEY'RE INDOCTRINATING OUR SIX THROUGH EIGHTH GRADE YEAR OLDS AND NO ONE ELSE.  Go figure.  Well EVERYONE is a sixth through eighth grade year olds AT SOME POINT.  So everyone gets indoctrinated AT SOME POINT.  I dunno.  I don't think they ever made a point to FORCE IT upon us.  I don't think they ever even RECOMMENDED It to us.  It was just THERE.  Probably Recommended it to us AT SOME POINT.  I dunno.  Middle school. GREAT.  I feel likfe probably peaked in middle school.  HAD TONS OF FUN AND WHATKNOT.  Then again I HAD FUN BEFORE AND AFTER in other ways.  So who knows.  I DON'T CARE MIDDLE SCHOOL WAS TE BEES KNEES.  Especially as it progressed.  Eighth grade was better than seventh which was better than sixth.  YEAH let's talk about it.  Oh okay we just did.
   Penultimate paragraph.  COOL.  Man oh man.  Hmm.  TGIFRIDAYS.  Wonder if that's on The DoorDash.  NOPE.  Not for me at least.  And ME is what's most important TO ME.  I dunno.  Just did push-up/sit-ups and was feelin/ the blubber around my belly and it doesn't really feel like much more than a couple months ago.  Is it POSSIBLE I somehow didn't gain that much pounds somehow in the last 3 months?  If I did, less than 5 pounds?  I GUESS IT IS POSSIBLE.  That'd hit the spot somehow.  Anyway I dunno what else is going on and crap.  Wearing two good socks.  Not sure what happened to holy socks.  Threw them out here or there.  Probably means I'm running low on socks then these days.  Gonna have to start taking an inventory of what socks I have left.  Either way ALL I NEED ARE TWO I GUESS.  That's not accurate.  Probably need at least four.  Either way ALL I NEED ARE TWO I GUESS when you REALLY think about it.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Gonna listen to music on Walk II but it may backfire!  STILL THOUGH let's give it a shot.  Just accidentally browed the entry so far and saw INTELLIGENCE QUESTION in caps.  What was the intelligence question I had.  Oh.  WHERE DOES SOUND EXIST.  That IS a good intelligence question.  I'll look into that and report back to you I guess in Act III.  Is it New York Times or THE New York Times.  Better LTURQ.  Looks like THE New York Times HOWEVER it's abbreviated NYT which leaves out the, "The," part.  SO THERE'S A LACK OF CONTINUITY in that.  DON'T LIKE IT.  If they can't get their name right WHAT ELSE ARE THEY GETTING WRONG.  TNYT.  Possible that acronym is already copyrighted by the ninja turtles.  Wait a second.  They're TMNT.  Times would be TNYT.  PRETTY CLOSE but not exactly the same.  Anyway.  That's it for now!  I'll be back in just a little bit I guess!

gotta remember to do this almost adequately

    There's not one place you hear music. When you listen to Spatial Audio on earphones you can hear music at multiple spots inside your head.  Gonna have to look into what's going on there.  Sounds like SCIENCE is at play.  FASCINATING.  Anyway got let's say an entire FIFTY MINUTES to comfortably write this act all around.  COULD EVEN GO MORE THAN THAT.  Don't need to.  Don't even need to go fifty minutes.  The point is who cares.  Listened to some ALT CNTRL playlist on recent walk.  It's more HARD HITTING than Catching Feelings but so far I COULD HANDLE IT.  Anyway.  Thinking about eating sushi for lunch and then getting BISON'D BURGER for dinner.  And ideally get CCP (Chocolate Chipped Pancakes) for tomorrow dinner with 3rd of 3 Pancakes as A BREAKFAST tomorrow or Friday.  HOWEVER it might not be necessary I get a Tomorrow Dinner.  WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES THOUGH one things for sure THIS IS ONE PARAGRAPH DOWN.
   Okay.  Do I got any kind of SushiSide.  I got no wheated thins.  No cheez its.  HEY I GOT SOME CHICKEN CRACKERS.  Got a few pop chips and/or pretzel pouches.  Gonna have to think about that one.  Could probably spare a slice of Toast as well.  THAT'D BE GOOD.  If I COULD spare it a slice of toast might be the SushiSide OF TE YEAR.  Got Diet Dr Pepper right now IN LIEU of Diet Coke.  Normally got four flavor of soda in fridge. This is a replacement flavor for what WOULD NORMALLY be the diet coke.  GO FIGURE AM I RIGHT.  I guess solid chance I have to settle for watching Back II Them Future II today.  Could be worse I guess.  I get to see Marty McFly's kid.  LAST TIME I saw him I didn't like him.  Seemed like a chump.  TODAY I think I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt.  Probably a good kid at heart.  Just kind of soft!  THAT'S OKAY.  He's young.  He's got time to get things together.  Also THIS EXPERIENCE will toughen him up.  What experience.  He's passed out the entire experience.  Then he wakes up and he sees all this stuff attributed to him and he's like WAIT A SECOND I NEVER DID THAT.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Computer battery is pretty low.  48%.  Is it possible it wasn't charging over night?  SURE it's possible.  Anything's possible IF YOU CAN DREAM IT YOU CAN DO IT.  In your dream at least.  Possibly not in real life.  Anyway I dunno. Probably drink a beer with Afternoon Act III.  SINGLE BEER.  Then probably drink a beer with baseball draft.  SINGLE OR DOUBLE BEER.  I can see that working to my advantage.  Gonna wanna be LOOSENED UP during draft.  IF you're too wound up tight during draft you're not gonna be doing any good for yourself OR for your team.  Hmm.  I wanna draft EDWIN DIAZ: The SuperStar closer for The Mets.  EVERYTIME he comes into the game which is 1/3 games or so I AM HUGELY INVESTED in what happens.  That sort of thing.  COULD EASILY BACKFIRE COMPLETELY.  Then again I'M HEAVILY INVESTED which makes things MUCH MORE INTERESTING.  I like interesting things.  Really interest me!
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Da... Wait NOPE.  Penultimate paragraph of MorningTime Morning.  Anyway what else is crappening.  DANGIT.  Looks like good comprehensive iced cream sandwich I like for Classic Breakfasts isn't available for next week.  There's a probably BETTER ONE available but it's 50 calories more.  SLIGHTLY BIGGER.  I could BITE THE BULLET and get it.  IT'S A SIX COUNT.  Overall SIX OF THESE instead of six of the others gonna run me CLOSE TO GAINING .1 LB.  BUT IT'S SLIGHTLY BIGGER and perhaps more delicious.  Possible I BITE THAT THERE BULLET and go with that.  Hmm.  Sounds like a delicious bullet to bite.  If you're gonna bite one bullet this year MAKE IT THIS ONE.  What else is up.  My laptop is NOT plugged in right now.  Go figure.  I think I'm gonna go ahead and plug it in.  NO REASON NOT TO.  That solves that problem.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  How much left of In Company With Wolve do I have.  20 minute including Credit.  WOW.  Sounds like A DECENT OVER 12 minutes.  VERY DECENT VERY OVER 12.
   Last paragraph of MorningMorning. Hey that's great.  I dunno what else is going on.  IT'S TRUE, I DON'T.  Maybe take a silence walk for walk III.  I think I'd enjoy a nice silence walk.  I'd enjoy lots of things.  Silence walk being one of them.  Music walk beign another one!  HARD TO SAY which one I'd enjoy more.  EASY to say.  Hard to say ACCURATELY with PRECISE PRECISION though.  Well PRETTY EASILY.  50%.  JUST GUESS.  But it's a coin flip is the point.  Anyway figure I'd have some pop chips as a side with Bison Burger.  I can't have them side with sushi then.  TOO MUCH POP CHIPS in the day.  So the point is GOTTA FIGURE THAT ONE OUT.  Hmm.  Gonna have to get MORE BREAD this week.  PERHAPS STICK WITH WHITE BREAD.  Treated me good these past 3 weeks.  I enjoyed the part where it's inoffensive bread.  NOTHIN WRONG with some white bread.  IT AIN'T GONNA HURT YOU.  Unlike other bread.  OTHER BREAD WILL HURT AND INSULT YOU.  Hmm.  That's it for now!  See ya... in a few hours!

I'm Here And Whatknot

    Hey friends.  4:11 PM!  Just ate Afternoon snack of Small Iced Cream Sandwich.  DELICIOUS.  Had sushi and End Piece Of White Bread Loaf Toast for lunch.  Gonna either have Bison'd Burger or CCP (Chocolate Chip Pancakes for dinner) For dinner.  DRAFT AT NIGHT.  I think that about covers all the bases.  YEAH.  Watched some Met game and a bunch of GONE BABY GONE.  That's TWO films with Morgan Freeman and, "Baby," in the title.  Gotta imagine in his illustrious career there's AT LEAST one other film with, "Baby," in the title.  ILLUSTRIOUS MEANS LUSTRIOUS?  WHAT A WORLD, what a world.  Anyway gotta imagine this act won't take much longer than 30 minutes.  Not gonna take a walk directly after.  MAYBE WATCH SOME GONE BABY GONE: THE MOVIE WITHOUT PUNCTUATION MARKS IN TEH TITLE THAT PROBABLY WOULD BENEFIT FROM SOME PUNCTUATION before next walk.  Also yeah COMMAS are the most obvious but YOU COULD HAVE SOME FUN with other things.
   Four paragraph to go.  Gonna start a beer now.  It's FUN because it's got CONTENT of ALCOHOL.  Looks like I MAY be able to get comprehensive iced cream sandwiches I like.  Cause we MAY be getting delivery from OTHER super marker over the next few days WHOM DO have it in stock.  YEAH.  That sentence could use some commas.  Not ACCURATELY.  But FOR FUNS SAKE.  Anyway didn't do no laundry today.  No one took care of Them Towels In Dryer.  CAN'T RIGHTLY DO LAUNDRY if there's still Laundry IN LAUNDRY MACHINES.  Anyway the important thing is IT'S THE SPRINGTIME in Oh I Don't Know FIVE DAYS.  We're talking POSSIBLY SOMETIME THIS WEEK but more likely BEGINNING OF NEXT WEEK.  Next Monday.  Yep.  That's NEXT WEEK NO MATTER HOW YOU CUT IT.  Sorry about that.  SOLIDLY NOT THIS WEEK.  I got our hopes up FOR NOTHIN'.  Feels like I should face some sort of consequences for such behavior.  GO FIGURE.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Anyway I dunno and crap.  Wonder what happens in the rest of Gone Baby Gone.  The first Baby that was gone THE CASE WRAPPED UP about 1/3rd, 40% into the film.  I THOUGHT TAT GONE BABY was gonna consume the entire film.  Then THE NEXT GONE BABY the case seems to be done and we're about 60%, 2/3rds into the film.  I guess first third was actually GONE.  Then the second third baby was BABY.  Now the rest of the film is A SECOND, "GONE."  Making the film a GONE BABY GONE.  Oh okay that makes sense.  IT BETTER that's all I can say.  I TOOK THE TIME TO TYPE IT OUT so if it doesn't make sense THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY.  Hmm.  I think I might enjoy some TWO Chocolate Chip Pancakes for dinner TONIGHT.  Maybe eat 'em as they come OR put em in oven for A SHORT BUT SWEET amount of time.  You know like 20 minutes.  Short AND sweet now that I think about it.  Wait AND isn't a direct contradiction of BUT.  Good I'm glad we covered all that.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Did mostly music walks today.  IF NOT ALL music walks today.  Possibly ALL.  Pretty much was working out in my favor.  Solid 4 and 5 out of 10 walks.  AMAZINGS.  Better LURQ Martin Freeman's Filmography to see Baby movies.  Sure I know who Martin Freeman is and how he differs from Morgan Freeman.  I know lots of things.  FIRST OFF he was in Kiss The Girls.  GIRLS ARE GENERALLY A TERM FOR CHILDREN.  BABYES.  Okay what else do we got.  BATMAN BEGINS.  BABY IS WHAT YOU ARE WHEN YOU BEGIN LIFE.  What's ANOTHER one.  He has a 1985 TV Credit for something called The Atlanta Child Murders.  WELL I DON'T SEE HOW THAT IS RELEVANT AT ALL TO THIS.  ANyway was I talking about anything before I started talking about this.  Seems pretty unlikely.  Hmm.  Lemme see how much Gone Baby Gone I have left.  Possible I can knock out ALL OF IT before taking Penultimate Walk of the Day.  LOOKS LIKE 44 minutes with credits.  IT'D BE CLOSE but I could probably finish that before next walk.  MIGHT NOT WANNA CRUNCHTIME IT THOUGH.
    Last paragraph of Day.  AMAZE. Ing.  I guess I'll enjoy being done with this.  SATISFACTION OF A JOB 3 out of 10 Done.  Not really.  GONNA BE IN MY HEAD was it 3 out of 10?  Was it 2 out of 10?  WHAT CAN I SAY FOR SURE about how Close To Mediocre Did I Get Exactly what with this entry what which I wrote today and whatnkot.  Such is life though.  If you don't wanna worry about how mediocre ya did PROBABLY SHOULD JUST DO BETTER THAN MEDIOCRE.  But then you'd just be worried about how Adequate you're doing.  THERE'S NO ESCAPE.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Maybe treat myself to handful of Cinnamon Toast'd Crunch when I go downstairs after THIS IS ALL OVER to refill soda.  ALSO REFILL MYSELF NUTRITIONWISE.  With some Cinnamon.  Toast.  Crunch.  That sort of thing.  Anyway I guess that's it for today.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-4:37 P.M.

Tuesday, March 14, 2023

Nah This Ain't Good

    Hey friends!  Up a bit early today.  9:15 AM!  Got plenty of time to take care of regular early part of day but no pressure to consider taking a bonus walk or anything.  So that's good!  Started snowing bits of snow on Walk I.  So that's... BAD?  As of now no negative consequences.  But it could be the beginning of something with negative consequences.  AS OF NOW THOUGH kind of pleasant?  Hmm.  Had music walk.  We're talkin SINGLE upcoming Ben Folds album avaiable song and then STRAIGHT to Catghing Feelings playlsit.  YEAH.  Had another encouraging NightMight night.  Only a few hundred calories.  Had delicious classic breakfast.  LOOKIN ALIKE I'm having grilled chicken roll for dinner.  Meaning I got turkey sandwich or sushi for lunch.  PROBS SUSHI.  WHICH MEANA I'm gonna have to have a wildcard lunch Wed or Thurs or somethin.  IS THAT ALL TEH FOOD TALK NECESSARY?  I guess we'll see going forward.
   Hmm.  I REALLY think I might do some Fantasy Baseball research today.  23 players per team.  12 teams.  SOUNDA LIKE 276 players drafted.  I TINK for today I'm gonna aim to figure eout TOP 120 players.  Figure out my first 10 round strategy AT LEAST. ALSO do some Laundry-em-up.  AT LEAST my first ten round laundry strategy.  NOT SURE what that does or doesn't mean.  ANyway.  got some BRAVEHEART left.  Not sure what makes this guy so Brave or Heart.  Just some guy whose on a horse half the time.  WHAT MAKES HIM DIFFERENT.  Got blue paint on half his face or something.  Also some hair transplant.  Oh Okay I see.  I think Mets game is televised today.  I HOPE I TINK I KNOW.  Got clean shirt from Dryer today.  THAT MIGHT BE IT THOUGH.  Can't push my luck any further. LaundroTime today.  Wait a second this game is gonna be all SCRUBS.  The best players are in World Base-em-Ball Classic.  HEY COFF-EM-UP time.
   I dunno.  What else is up.  Not sure I'm caching much feeligns from this playlist.  Which is good.  I got enough feeligns.  If anything I'm trying to deflect feeligns.  Which AM I ACCOMPLISHING THAT?  Maybe a bit.  EITHER WAY I'm accomplishing SOMETHING half the time so GOOD ON 'EM.  What else do I got going on for me.  Braveheart is a long movie.  So at least its got that going for it.  I feel like I watched a lot of it though.  Too much of it!  It FEELS like I should have an entire Way Too Much of it left but IN ACTUALITY I got relatively Not So Much of it left.  GO FIGURE.  I like the part where TE ENGLISH ARE JERKS.  I don't like em.  RINGS TRUE TO ME.  I ALWAYS SUSPECTS the English were jerks AT LEAST in the 1300's and/or 13th century but I could never have my feeligns confirmed.  NOW THEY ARE.  BECAUSE FICTIONAL FILM.  Hmm.  Did Mel Gibson direct this film.  And IF SO did he direct it while riding a horse.  And IF SO did the horse get a co-director credit.  Gonna look that up.  Or at least 33% of it up.  YEP.  IT WAS Co-DIRECTED BY A HORSE.
   Fourth paragraph.  I might enjoy a wildcard lunch today but any of 'em would be redundancy with chicken roll.  BAGEL is redundancy.  HOT POCKET is redundancy.  THOSE ARE ALL THE WILDCARDS I COULD THINK OF.  Hmm.  Anyway I dunno let's continue on with the entry because I envision a future where I don't have to write any more paragraphs today.  JEEZ gonna have to do Fantasy Baseball research.  MAYBE I CAN ENJOY IT.  Make into SORT OF A GAME.  Figure out what players are better than what other players.  IT'S FUN.  Figure out what CLOSERS I want and WHEN CAN I JUSTIFY getting them.  WANNA GET THEM A LITTLE BIT SOONER THAN MAYBE THEY DESERVE TO BE GOTTEN. GOTTA MAKE SURE I GET TEM CLOSERS.  That sort of thing.  IT MAKES SENSE.  Then again I can go into draft and do a half assed job which is better than most of everyone else's half assed job and who the hell cares life goes on it means nothing.
   INTERESTING PROPOSITION.  YOU MUST BE OF RELATION TO PROPOSITION JOE.  Fifth paragraph.  Then again CHEEZ is of relation to proposition joe and what a letdown he is.  I think he's not a blood relation though.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Not sure how we spell Cheeze.  Lemme LTURQ.  Looks like it's just, "Cheese."  GOOD.  Keep it simple.  I LIKE IT.  He's The Method Man, right?  YEP.  Amazing.  Is Method Man a member of The Wu Tang Clan.  Better LTURQ.  HE SURE IS.  Wow.  Sounds like he's got a lot going for him these days.  THE WU TANG CLAN from the 1990's.  THE WIRE from the 2000's.  POSSIBLY Trade Shows and Comic Book Signings for each enterprise in the 2020's.  I don't know how these things work.  Hmm.  Never watched GENERATION KILL.  The mini series from the minds of the creatives behind THE WIRE about the I Wanna Say War In Iraq I Wanna Say Part II.  I DUNNO IF I"M UP TO IT.  Seems HEAVY.
   Halfway through Act I!  I don't need HEAVY.  I barely need MODERATE lifting degree.  Hmm.  HEY A lotta decent interesting players in Mets Starting Lineup for baseball game today.  I CAN WATCH THAT TO SOME DEGREE sure thing.  What else is up.  PI DAY TODAY.  3/14. 1:59 PM is the way to SuperSpecialCelebrate it.  What about 1:59 AM.  PEOPLE ARE BUSY SLEEPING THEN YOU IDIOT.  What about vampires.  They're busy sleeping in the PM and awake in the AM.  They're the exception that proves the rule.  Also WEREWOLVES.  They're up at night IF AND ONLY IF it's a full moon.  Also I feel like werewolves MAY OR MAY NOT sleep it off in the day after an excursion at night during a full moon.  Not necessary that they do!  Could be totally amped up fro the night before of being a werewolf that they can just power through the next day anyway.  OR maybe they need to take a nap during the day.  I DON'T KNOW HOW WEREWOLVES WORK they don't happen that often in real life.
   Seventh paragraph!  YEAH.  The point is FOUR paragraphs to go for Act I.  ONE of the points at least. Wonder how many points there are in the universe.  Several dozen at least, right?  That'd be my first guess.  Anyway.  Was supposed to get some medication delivered from pharmacy today BUT there might be up to AN INCH of snow so they can't handle that!  Pushed it back to tomorrow!  YOU CAN'T TRAVEL IN LIGHT COATING OF SNOW.  Too much of a risk.  NOT SURE why or what the risk is.  But I guess if something bad happens I don't want it hanging over my head knowing it was my fault.  So I GUESS I'm okay with it.  PERSONALLY don't NEED my medication tonight.  So that's good.  WHERE is Wu-Tang Clan from.  ALL OVER New York City?  Or Specific Borough.  Looks like MOST IF NOT ALL are from Staten Island.  WOW.  Not sure why or what Staten Island is.  Makes sense that some people would live there though.  I guess.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Let's do it.  HMM.  Wildcard lunch could be PART II of chili and rice.  WHICH could be lunch for today even.  THAT'S NOT A TERRIBLE IDEA.  Gotta remember that one when lunch comes around.  EASY TO REMEMBER.  C&R.  Chili and rice.  CAR.  Just remember the word Car.  Vroom vroom.  Remember the sound Vroom Vroom.  That's what a car makes.  And car is a... what's the word... the thing where each letter stands for a word... Chili And Rice.  THE POINT IS I'll figure out a way to remember.  The other point is Ugh.  Would next walk be a good Silence Walk.  PROBABLY.  Will I roll the dice and listen to music anyway?  PROBABLY.  What music?  PROBABLY.  Wait that doesn't check out.  Anyway.  My ability to do the laundry rests on the premise that my Mom or my Dad takes care of towels still resting in dryer.  MOM has said she'll take care of it.  HASN'T YET.  WHAT'S UP WIT PEOPLE NOT TAKING CARE OF LAUNDRY STUFF WHEN THEY SAY TEHY WILL.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  HOLDIN' ME UP.  WHAT IS TIS A BANK. AND I'M A BANK TELLER.  AND SHE'S BILLY THE KID.  Not sure Billy The Kid robbed banks.  Also HOW YOUNG COULD HE HAVE BEEN.  And how long a career did he have. Couldn't have been a kid FOREVER.  Better LTURQ.
   Hmm.  Looks like he became a wanted man around 18 and died around 21.  Maybe he was a Well Known Jerk BEFORE 18 for one reason or another.  Either way NOT SURE why he became Cowboy Folk Legend.  DIDN'T READ ON LONG ENOUGH on Wikipedia Page.  The important thing is HE'S DEAD NOW HE CAN"T HURT US ANYMORE.  Hmm.  Anyway I dunno what else is up and crap.  Seems like Billy The Kid is solidly in the Villain category based on the several sentences I read.  NOT A FAN.  BAD GUYS ARE BAD.  That's where I draw the lien!  Hmm.  What kind of gum do I easily got going on right now.  I got several flavors in stock but only one or two easily accessible.  EITHER SPEARMINT or PEPPERMINT.  Possibly both.  Either way gonna go with WHIECHEVER ONE is easily accessible.  What if its both.  I dunno how about SPEARMINT.  Then again what about Peppermint.  TINK SPEARMINT though.  This is good stuff lets keep it going.  Spearmint is GREEN.  I can chew some green gum on walk II.  Why not.  Makes a ton of sense.  When is Saint Patrick's Day.  Seventeenth?  Sounds about right.  FRIDAY.  I might celebrate by having THREE BEERS instead of Two.  WOW THAT would be fun.
   Last paragraph of the act!  WOW.  Pretty far in into DayTime Day Chore.  Then again there's Fantasy Baseball preparation and Laundry to be done.  IT COULD BE FUN.  YA NEVER KNOW.  What else is up and crap.  HMM just thought about an issue about RULES in Fantasy Baseball Head To Head Leagues. NO SPILERS but I'm gonna have to remember to look that up later today.  BEFORE doing Draft Preparation.  Lemme think how can I remember to look up this issue.  CAR.  C stands for FANTASY BASEBALL.  A stands for THE SPECIFIC ISSUE.  and R IS TEH EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE.  What else is going on and crap.  I think I went entire winter without having to dig Car out of snow a single time.  Or snow out of car.  You get the point.  There was no Snow And Car Separation or anything.  LOOKS LIKE I WON THE WINTER.  Good deal.  Anway that's it for now.  I'll be back in just a little bit later and whatknot!

don't worry about it

    Hi friends!  Got a solid FIFTY MINUTES if I need it to write this act.  Got a solid HOUR if I really need it.  DON'T though.  Hmm.  Leaning towards chili for lunch now.  Back up is sushi.  POINT IS rice should be a component one way or another.  Listened to some Music on walk II.  More Catching feeligns.  For some reason every time I try to type feelings I type feeligns but if I go into the process trying to type feeligns I ACTUALLY TYPE FEELINGS.  THE POINT IS IF I WANNA TYPE IT RIGHT I GO INTO IT TRYING TO TYPE IT WRONG.  I dunno what's wrong with me.  THIS IS ONE THING OF MANY.  Probably a mere 2% of what's wrong with me.  So that's good I guess. Still snowing!  So far none of it is sticking though.  So that's good.  I guess.  Feels like I could divide up some Fantasy Baseball Preperations between walks.  Starting to conceptualize what that would look like for today and tomorrow.  Should be pretty good.  Got just about enough time to comfortably to that more or less.
   FOUR paragraph to go.  YEAH.  Probably start Fantasy Baseball Draft Preperations POST WALK IV, PRE-LUNCH.  Are you allowed to PRE-GAME LUNCH with snacks.  My guess is NO because then you'll turn into The Whale but I dunno.  I don't know what the whale is about.  Based on what I've seen from Award Show clips FAT GUY HAS DAUGHTER.  Sounds pretty captivating to me.  Also my IMPRESSION is Brendan Fraiser becaome Fat Guy for role (and/or Just For Regular Life) but they ALSO used special effects to make him EVEN MORE fat.  COULD BE WRONG.  Probably right though.  Also THEY USED SPECIAL EFFECTS to give him a daughter.  May or may not have daughter in real life.  But even if he does I DON'T TINK THIS IS HIS DAUGHTER.  They used TRICKS OF THE TRADE to pretend this girl (CGI?) is his daughter.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Anyway.  Way I prepare for Fantasy Baseball Draft is just gonna be editing Overall Ranking of players.  Just Slightly Re-arranging MASTER DRAFT RANKINGS.  So basically I know exactly who to draft based on whose left.  Whichever player is Highest Up On The List Left.
  THREE PARAGRAPH to go.  WHAT A JOY it's been.  From my understanding The Joy Luck Club CLEANED UP At this weekend's Oscars.  PROVE ME WRONG.  Sorry.  SORRY.  It's called All QUIET on the Western Front but it won awards for SOUND and/or SCORE.  THAT'S IRONY FOR YA.  GO FIGURE.  I guess.  Only have one more comprehensive iced cream sandwich left.  Only have enough egg white for one balanced breakfast.  Got no one-off sweets breakfast like black and whites.  GOT THREE BREAKFASTS before I re-up with any of this.  I GUESS I can get a dessert from delivery tomorrow or something.  OR I can have Freezed Frittatas or something as a breakfast.  GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WILDCARD.  GONNA BE GREAT.  I LOVE WILDCARD BREAKFAST.  Hardly ever happens but IT'LL HAVE to happen now.  Hmm.  Guess it could just be a simple 2 pop tarts.  OH NO I HATE TAHT WILDCARD BREAKFAST.  Ugh.  Anyway what else is up.  Maybe take silence walk for walk III, maybe not!  BALL IS IN MY COURSE.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Guess I can wash my hands a little bit today at My Bathroom Sink.  Can always transfer sink water to toilet bowl JUST AS I DID yesterday.  I FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT.  That's the hard part.  Now I know how to do it and DOING IT AGAIN is easy.  Except for having to start New Glass each time I do it.  That's hard.  Maybe just keep a glass indefinitely Just For This.  DAD MIGHT NOTICE GLASS IS GONE THOUGH.  Probably wouldn't.  But he might be like HEY THERE'S A GLASS THAT'S BEEN MISSING INDEFINITELY WHAT'S UP WITH THAT.  Probably not though.  What else is up with that.  Think I'm gonna mix up chili and rice BEFORE microwaving.  It's easier and less messy to mix it up that way.  And I WANT to eat it such that I get both in same bitefuls.  YEAH LET'S DO THAT.  I'll do it myself.  THEN WE CAN ENJOY IT TOGETHER.  I'll enjoy it and my joy will trickle down to you somehow.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  So that's good.  Guess I'm watching Braveheart First Things First today.  Then maybe watch mets game as it happens for a while.  MAYBE let it accumulate some and then watch it ON DEMAND for a bit and only watch for interesting parts and whatknot.  SO that's good.  Anything positive happen in this entry yet.  Lemme briefly look UP at the last few paragraphs.  Necessary Wildcard Breakfast.  Special Effects Daughter.  Type Feeligns to get to Feelings.  Indefinite glass just for sink-to-toilet.  Oh okay I said a few slam dunk things it looks like.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  NOT MUCH but then again I got about as much going for me as going against me.  PRETTY EVEN.  A whole lot going NEUTRAL AT ME per my understanding.  BIG ol' wash.  Sounds pretty good.  Could just be me looking at the glass as half Halfways though.  ANYWAY I'll be back tonight.

I'll Just Leave This Here

    Hey friend.  Time to write last five paragraphs.  Got some delicious Citrus Light Beer and Diet Coco Cola.  Had delicious grilled chicken roll for dinner and chili with rice and SLICE OF TOAST for lunch.  THAT THAT.  Watched rest of Braveheart, some Mets game, and most of Million Dollar Baby!  SO FAR GOOD MOVIE.  High Quality DRAMATIC film.  BOXING film.  I LIKE TE BOXING. I can relate to it BECAUSE I TO LIVE A LIFE.  Boxers are always LIVING THEIR LIVES, in and out of the boxing square.  JUST LIKE ME. For me it's mostly completely OUTSIDE of the boxing square.  But overall pretty much the same thing.  Anyway figure I'll finally watch rest of Shutter Werewolve Film tonight ON COMPUTER.  May or may not also watch rest of Million Dollar ListingBaby BEFORE and/or AFTER.  Probably an, "Or," there. VERY probably an, "Or."  Hmm.  MORGAN FREEMAN IS TEH NARRATOR WHILE ALSO BEING A STRONG SUPOPRTING CHARACTER?  What is this A BEST MOVIE EVER?
   Hmm.  Did some snowin' today.  I walked through it.  SNOW ONE, MICHAEL SEVEN.  Something like that.  I dunno.  Never did laundry.  Did a tiny bit of Fantasy Baseball Draft Prep before deciding ya know what NOT GONNA PREPARE FOR DRAFT.  Just gonna take it as it comes tomorrow.  WISH ME LUCK.  Than STUFF YOU WISHES DOWN YOUR THROAT AND CHOKE ON THEM.  DOES ME NO GOOD.  USELESS.  ABSOLUTELY USELESS.  Hmm.  Think I got a grape choco pop coming my way in about a paragraph.  Sound good.  Sight good too.  Pretty dark.  POSSIBLY indistinguishable from chocolate choco pop.  POSSIBLY slightly purple if you look at it in the right light.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Maybe finish Million Dollar Babushka first.  It's not a horror film but it has Clint Eastfood in it and he's kind of scary.  IS HE LIGHT CONSERVATIVE OR HEAVY CONSERVATIVE POLITICALLY IN REAL LIFE.  PROBABLY NOT A LIBERAL.  MAYBE IN 1960's HE WAS A LIBERAL FOR A COWBOY BUT BY TODAY'S STANDARDS HE'S PROBABLY LIGHT CONSERVATIVE OR HEAVY CONSEIATVE.  SCARY STUFF.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Sounds like I could use a GRAPE lollipop.  WELL TAHT'S GRAPE, JUST GRAPE.  Hmm.  I dunno.  I'm gonna GUESS this is 95+% dark purple.  And not just Dark.  I'm gonna go ahead and give them credit and operate under the impression that THIS IS HUED BLUE.  HUE.. AND THE... BLUES.  Okay I guess.  Guess tomorrow lunch is either turkey sandwich or sushi.  With the NEXT Day's lunch being THE OTHER ONE.  Also tomorrow may FINALLY BE A ABALNACED BREAKFAST I love it so much.  I never motivate myself to eat it BUT IT'S HEALTHFUL and DELICIOUSITUDE.  Not to mention HEARTINESS.  Well lets mention it.  I WANT TO MENTION IT to convey that information From Me To You.  That's how that goes.  Is Millino Dollar Baby based on a real story.  WAS TEHRE REALLY an actor named Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman and Hillary Swank and DID THEY REALLY play characters who were boxers and did stuff?  I dunno gonna have to look into that one.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Huh.  Think I might enjoy a Cinnamon Toast Crunch bar later tonight.  Not the most indulgent NightTime Snack.  THAT'S WHY IT MIGHT BE TE SLEEPER NIGHTTIME SNACK OF THE YEAR.  I dunno of the YEAR.  That's kind of OverSelling it.  Maybe of the Year SO FAR.  That's a bit more fair.  Anyway what else is up.  Maybe eat Keto Brownie Bar instead actually.  SO TEHRE GOES THAT, "OF THE YEAR," PROMISE.  Not only is it not the best thing to happen within a 365 day period, MIGHT NOT EVEN BE THE BEST OPTION FOR TONIGHT ITSELF.  Such is life.  ANYWAY I am now chewing up lollipop.  WONDERFUL I LOVE Lollipop.  Should eat more lollipop as nightmighht snacks. Wait.  Is it NightMight or MightNight.  Now I'm cnofused.  Guess I'll figure it out tomorrow morning when I talk about TONIGHT'S NightMight.  Once I'm in the GROOVE of it and I use the word NATURALLY it'll come to me.  Think it's NightMight.  WELL WE'LL SEE NOW WON'T WE.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Delightful.  Then again what else is going on and crap.  Still got about 35 or 40 minutes left of Million Dollar Baby.  I ASSUME the conclusion is Hillary Swank giving birth and they sell the baby for a million dollars?  Not sure who would buy a baby.  Can't be for child slavery.  BABIES CAN'T WORK no matter how hard you try to make them.  THEY CAN'T OPERATE THEIR DIGITS OR ANYTHING.  Can't even WALK.  I guess some people would buy a baby JUST TO LOVE and raise as their own.  Oh good sounds like everybody wins in this scenario.  What a great movie.  Guess some people would buy a baby JUST TO HATE and make a point to raise AS A FAMILY OUTSIDER.  Not on board with that.  SEEMS WRONG.  But I guess what can ya do right.  Hmm.  I guess that's it for today.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-8:06 P.M.

Monday, March 13, 2023

Just Figured Out This Title

    Hey friends!  Behind schedule today!  10:57 AM!  Should be able to fit in normal stuff BUT behind schedule and ONE WALK LESS.  However it's possible I'm a paragraph or two short in either Act I or act II.  IN WHICH CASE I make up that paragraph or two in act III!  ANYWAY GREAT.  I was thinking about staying in bed such that I miss TWO walks.  Turns out I got up in time to only miss one walk.  So that ain't so bad!  I can even do some crunch time to make up walk later in day if I feel like it.  I don't feel like it NOW.  If I felt like walking more now I WOULDA WALKED MORE NOW.  So that's good.  Watched a bit of The Academy Awards last night.  Also finished Letters From The Iwo Jima.  One of them is ABOUT Oscar Worthy Films.  One of them IS an Oscar Worthy Film.  I'll let you decide which one is which ON YOUR OWN.  I'm not gonna hold your hand through everything.  Gotta stake out your way in this world some time at some point or something.
    Hmm.  Had JUST small enough NightMight that I'll consider it promising enough to prolong Promising Streak Of NightMight.  Really wasn't that promising amount of calories. But JUST low enough that it keeps the streak alive!  Then had black and white for breakfast.  AGAIN some of the icing got stuck to the plastic bag.  AGAIN I saved calories thusly.  Hmm.  MORE FOOD TALK.  Roast beef or turkey sandwich OR SUSHI.  Leanin' toward roast beef sandwich.  YOU KNOW WHO THAT MEANS.  Hmm.  Can't wait to watch IN MEMORIAM section of Oscars.  I remember people dying but IT'S ABOUT TIME I'M REMINDED and all in one place.  Also when I found out on my one Here And There there was no applause at the time.  Also ARE TEY APPLAUDING the DEATH of these people?  HOW MORBID.  Hmm.  Got coffee after this paragraph?  Paragraphs I and II flew by.  Is coffee ready?  Yeah sure probably why not.  The point is I'll do some sit-up/push-ups.  That'll take thirty five seconds.  WHEW THAT'S A RELIF.  Ya know what I SHOULD TIME myself somehow.  WANNA SEE HOW MANY SECONDS EXACTLY IT TOOKEN.  I don't have an easy Seconds Clock though off the top of my head.  Hmm.  Maybe I can GOOGLE seconds clock.  I bet that's a thing.  YEP THERE IT IS.  Okay here I go.  16 sit up and 16 push up took about 30 seconds.  YEAH.
    What's up and crap.  No Televised Mets game today.  They TEASED US.  They televised first like NINE OUT OF ELEVEN (never forget) spring training games then they stopped televising them Mostly Completely.  WHATTA JIP.  What's their motivation for fooling us.  Probably because they're clever little impish demons.  Just get off on playing tricks.  Oh well I guess there's worse things in the world.  Hopefully finally get some PIZZA tonight.  Guss there's worse things in the world than NOT getting pizza tonight.  But NOT THAT MANY.  Anyway.  How much Academy Awards do I watch today.  Gotta imagine I fast forward through plenty of it.  But WHAT AND WHEN do I watch in REAL TIME.  That's a tough one.  Anyway.  I'd like to see an Academy Awards IN THE ROUND.  Audience ENCIRCLES the stage.  THAT WAY THEY"VE GOT JIMMY KIMMEL SURROUNDED in case he displeases them and he wants to escape. NOW HE'S GOT NOWHERE TO GO.  I assume that was the original reasoning behind Theater In The Round.
   Fourth paragraph!  Hmm. Is that what IN THE ROUND means.  I know there's a phrase IN THE ROUND. I know there's been performances on STAGE like that.  George Carlin had a special where he did something like that.  Gotta imagine IN THE ROUND and performances LIKE THAT are ONE AND THE SAME THING.  Anyway.  Delicious orange soda and delicious coffee going on.  Hmm.  WOW INTERNET CLOCK TO THE SECOND still going on.  No spoilers on the hour and minute but the second right now is 42.  Wait a second.  Lemme amend that.  Right now the second is 52.  Ugh.  What else do I got going on for me.  Did some Music Listening on Walk I!  Catching Feelings playlist.  WASN'T too distressing.  Solid 5 out of 10 walk.  Maybe I'd be comfortable with a Silence Walk coming up for Walk II.  We'll see how it goes and whatknot.  AM I ENTRYING IN THE ROUND.  In one sense YES because there is stuff going on BEHIND ME and to the left and right of me.  Not MUCH.  But THE WORLD EXISTS 360 degrees!  ALL THE WORLDS A STAGE.  Some dummy said that.  Probably NOT Shakespeare but they attribute it to Shakespeare.  THAT'S MY GUESS.
   Fifth paragraph.  That's how that go.  Got PSHYCIATRY appointment a week from tomorrow.  I'd be on board with increasing Topheramax some more.  I imagine Pshyciatrist would be on board with prescribing it some more!  Let's do it.  Hmm.  Six paragraphs to go for Act I.  How long do I have to write it. FOURTY FIVE MINUTES seems reasonable.  Ideally I cut short Act I in fourty minutes though.  SO I DUNNO.  We'll see how I feel FOURTY minutes from now.  I GUESS.  Probably will be feelign something IN THE ROUND.  Not just feelign IN ONE DIRECTION.  Hmm.  That's weird.  ACTING is usually acting in ONE DIRECTION.  Right?  Gott act in the direction of the audience or the camera.  CAN'T ACT IN ALL DIRECTIONS that's an entirely different thing.  I GUESS.  Hmm.  Sometimes I think back on reading plays in college POST mental illness and I realize I musta sounded like a crazy person reading these dialogues.  I couldn't relate to these characters and know what's going on with them so I just said the lines randomly with weird inflections.  Probably.  Maybe I somehow guessed the lines accurately.  But PROBABLY NOT.
   Halfway through Act I PROBABLY.  Possibly cut Act I short a paragraph but I DUNNO.  Hmm.  Gonna do laundry tomorrow probably.  This time it's ALL MY CLOTHES, ALL THE TIME.  I think.  Maybe parents have a thing or two they gotta throw in.  But it's definitely gonna be HEAVY on my clothes.  And definitely gonna be entirely shirts.  Or almost entirely shirtts. I GOT SOCKS and underwear covered.  DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.  Also is there other clothes besides shrits socks and underwear.  Pants.  I WEAR PANTS.  I got a pair I'm wearing right now.  WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME.  Anyway.  Not sure how I know how to read dialogue PRE mental illness but not POST.  It's just more intuitive!  You just somehow INNATELY GUESS what characters are all about when you're a regular person.  Oh okay that makes sense.  Any other clothes I wear.  Feels like I should be wearing clothes on my head.  I wear a hat.  Don't need to wash it though!  Maybe I should wash it now and again.  Not gonna though!
   Seventh paragraph!  Four paragraphs to go!  Sounds pretty doable On Time And Crap.  YEAH.  Been callign back and forth about Certain Medication for a week to no avail and its been a hassle!  FINALLY got it through this morning.  GETTIN IT TOMORROW.  So that's a SUCCESS.  Looks like I WIN.  HEY.  Just started a new bottle of another medication.  APPROPRIATELY UPDATED INVENTORY.  Inventory is NOW ON COMPUTER.  I STRUCK THROUGH IT with FONT.  It's in a document.  I didn't DELETE IT.  I just did the thing where you strikethrough it.  It's like UNDERLINING IT but instead of the line being UNDER IT it's IN TE MIDDLE.  WHAT FUN.  You NEVER get to do this with Academic Writing.  BUT IT WORKS JUST FINE with this.  It's great!  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Hmm.  What kinda SandwichSide am I having if I have Sandwich for lunch.  That's a tough one.  Either Pop Chips or Sweet Side.  Oh okay that wasn't so tough.  THREEE paragraphs to go.  Also got plenty of time for 'em.
   Sweet!  SweetSIDE maybe.  Ugh.  This act so far SOLID 2.75 out of 10.  ONE MIGHT EVEN ROUND IT TO 3 out of 10 IF THEY WANT TO BE EXCEPTIONALLY GENEROUS.  WOW THANKS.  I WON'T FORGET YOUR EXCEPTIONAL GENEROSITY.  Maybe I'll even pay it forward one day.  IF NOT TO YOU THEN TO SOMEONE ELSE.  That's how Pay It Forward works.  Ugh.  Sun was setting during last walk yesterday. Started off practically all light.  By the end of walk it was SIGNIFICANTLY dark but not 100%.  GREAT JUST GREAT.  Within weeks it'll be practically all light.  Oh well that's life I guess.  If you wanna LIVE during the middle part of the year YA GOTTA PUT UP with this sort of nonsense.  Hmm.  If I get pizza tonight SOLID CHANCE I'm getting frilled chicken groll for lunch tomorrow.  Makes sense.  Grilled chicken roll is an indulgence for a lunch but YA KNOW WHAT let's live a little.  Let's live A LOT.  Or let's just live more or less what's appropriate.  YEAH LET'S DO THAT.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Good deal.  How long did it take to write eight paragraphs.  Looks like 32 minutes. That can't be good.  Must be pretty shitty if it only took that long.  Oh okay that's good.  Anyway I dunno what else is up.  Watch some Films today.  Not sure WHAT but I'll figure out some delightful films to watch.  Maybe not DELIGHTFUL.  Maybe some SERIOUS HARD HITTING films.  But the point is they're IMPORTANT films that I NEED TO SEE.  Anyway.  Let's see.  What more do I got going on for me.  MORE hamburger leftover than before.  There's MOM's leftover hamburger.  Now there's DAD's leftover hamburger too.  He didn't feel up to eating HIS leftover hamburger because it turnt out to be too heavy for him!  Looks like I could just have a hamburger as a meal.  It'd be delicious!  NOT SURE WHY I SHOULDN'T HAVE IT.  But then again probably won't.  Either way the point is I'm not happy with this paragraph except for the fact that it's over.
   Good deal.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Gotta work on titles for today.  NOT A ONE of the current placeholder titles I have have a shot of making it to the final product.  Well maybe one of them.  ONE OF THEM has a shot at sticking.  Good.  Think I'm gonna take a Silence Walk coming up.  Wonderful.  Hmm.  SPORTS is theater in the round.  Usually.  I guess not always.  The important thing is I've started a discussion and where that discussion goes isn't important.  Great.  Trying to think of a sport that isn't in the round.  I guess lots of high school sports in gymnasium.  IN GYMNASIUM sports usually ARE NOT in round.  Not in MY gymnasiums at least.  Maybe in high schools where sporrts are particularly important they got In The Round seating arrangements. I ENVY THEM.  What else.  THAT'S IT for now.  be back soon with MORE.  See ya then.

so where does that leave us

    Hey friends!  Got a solid UP TO FOURTY MINUTES IF I NEED IT to write this act.  Good deal.  Think I'll have pouch of mini oreo or mini chips aHoy with sandwich for lunch.  Good deal!  Think I may actually do some Fantasy Baseball Draft Preperation today.  It seems like a Daunting Task BUT IT'S NOT.  Feels like I'd have to go through THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of playres.  But it's really just IN ONE SENSE 2 or 300. IN ANOTHER SENSE 100.  IN EVEN ANOTHER SENSE 50.  Depends on how comprehensive I wanna do it.  I CAN do a barebones Preparation of JUST LOOKING INTO several dozen players.  That's SOMETHING at least.  I can take care of that pretty easily.  So that's good.  Had decent Silence Walk just now.  Think I'll have another soon for Walk III.  IF IT GOES AS GOOD AS THE LAST ONE we can expect a solid 5.5 out of 10 Silence Walk.  Hmm.  I was imagining doing Fantasy Baseball research on my phone which is tough.  But if I do it on my computer THAT MAKES IT A LOT EASIER.  Ya know go back and forth between WEBSITE TABS.  Wow.
   Four paragraph to go.  Hmm.  Lunch is coming up pretty soon.  That's a consequence of getting up late.  LUNCH CREEPIN UP SOONER TAN USUAL.  I can get on board with that.  Anyway feels like water pooled up in sink starting to smell.  Gotta figure out a way to dispose of this water.  Only thing I can think of is scoop it up with SOMETHING and then empty that out into toilet.  I guess DRINKING GLASS.  But presumably don't go back and forth between scooping out dirty water and then drinking from it.  That's key.  Gotta remember that.  That seems like something I'd forget.  SEEMS like I'd scoop dirty sewer water into toilet and then drink soda from it an hour later easily.  EVEN SAYING THIS I'm still kinda on board with doing that.  But IN THEORY I'm against it.  Hmm.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  ANOTHER paragraph down?  ONLY THREE left to go?  WHAT IS THIS MY BIRTHDAY?  Nope.  It's close!  It IS a day.  JUST LIKE MY BIRTHDAY.
   Yeah.  CAN take final walk in park nowadays.  Light outside.  Won't get jumped by ParkPeople in the dark or anything.  Guess I can get jumped by ParkPeople in the light.  Hasn't happened yet though!  What else is up.  I guess first thing on Television Set is fast forwarding through Academy Awards.  Just watch the JOKES, the PRESENTERS I LIKE, the CATEGORIES I LIKE, and THE ACCEPTORS I LIKE.  SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.  Also maybe I should watch the people and films I particularly DISLIKE.  If I feel strongly about something then that's enough for me to watch it.  Probably.  Wonder what the last film I saw in theaters was.  That's a tough one.  I KNOW it was pre-pandemic.  BUT WHAT.  I guess I could probably pinpoint it if I look at Release Dates Of Movies in Late 2019 and Early 2020.  Hmm.  Maybe I do that after I do Fantasy Baseball Research.  You know NEVER?  And/or Today.  POSSIBLY TODAY.  That sort of thing.  WOW another paragraph down.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  POSSIBLE I push lunch back an hour.  And then possibly have dinner at same time anyway!  I DUNNO how things will work today.  Not gonna set things into stone.  WE'LL SEE how things SHAKE OUT.  Ugh.  MONDAY.  I'm gonna WAGER that's the day they update lots of Streamers and On Demand channels.  COULD BE SOME FILLUMS available to me that weren't available yesterday.  I LIKE those odds.  Ya know 75%.  Hmm.  Miniature Chips aJoy are delicious but Oreo Minis SLIGHTLY more filling.  And perhaps even more delicious.  Perhaps slightly less filling though.  SO YOU CAN SEE THE KING OF BIND I'M IN.  What else do I got going on for me.  GOING INTO Iwo Jima film I was like I'll NEVER get into this film I have to READ IT ENTIRELY.  Somehow I got into it!  I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY PULLED THAT ONE OFF.  Either way WELL DONE.  I was able to watch the film and read it even while being on my phone for most of it.  Well done on THEM.  Well done ON ME.  Well done ON THE PHONE.
   Last paragraph!  Jeez.  What else is up.  Is there a sequel to Letters From Iwo Jima.  What.  Like a movie about World War III?  Cause in that case NO THERE ISN'T.  Oh.  I guess that's good then?  OVERALL that's a good thing.  BAD that we don't have a good quality movie to watch.  GOOD that there isn't a World War III.  Whew.  Anyway I dunno.  DRAFT is Wednesday Night at 8 PM.  DO I EAT DINNER EARLY so I can finish Act II SLIGHTLY EARLY so I'm done with it BY DRAFTTIME?  I think that's the way to go!  I COULD finish Act III During Draft but I think I'm gonna wanna RELAX and ENJOY DRAFT in ALL ITS GLORY.  MAKE TE MOST OF THE FUN EXPERIENCE.  Let it BREATE a bit.  YOU KNOW TAHT SORT OF THANG.  Hmm.  Guess it'll take my past bedtime.  Gonna run 1.5, 2 hours?  2.5?  OH BOY STAY UP LATE.  MAKE SOME POP CORN.  EAT SOME OF IT. THROW THE REST OUT.  Ugh.  Anyway that's it for now.  Can we still round up to a 3 out of 10 for the Entry Thus Far?  I think so!  Let's go with that!  See ya tonight!

time to take out the trash

    Hey friend!  Ended up with normal amount of walks today.  Took walk after dinner arrived (pizza!).  Then put it in oven after I got home (Pizza!).  Then took another walk after eating.  NOW I TOOK OUT THE TRASH and I'm ready to TAKE OUT THE METAPHORICAL TRASH; THIS ENTRY.  Not happy about that semi-colon.  I'm happy about USING A SEMICOLON in general.  But I'm upset I'm using one inappropriately.  NOT FAIR TO YOU, not fair to ANY OF ME.  Hmm.  Had delicious roast beef for lunch.  Had quick Vacation to Brick & Motor Super Market at 4 PM to pick my Dad up some MILK.  He drove me.  THEN DID ME A SOLID and drove me back as well.  So that was fun.  Did ZERO Fantasy Baseball preparation.  Watched A LOT of Academy Awardinations.  ALSO put on Braveheart.  Watched a good amount of that.  GOT EVEN MORE left!  I'd be interested in continuing watching that tonight.  TOO BAD I have to watch a Horrific thing instead.  Oh well thems the breaks.
   YEAH.  I don't think I've ever seen Braveheart before.  I've definitely never REGISTERED it before.  Possible I've put it on once or perhaps twice before.  Either way it's more or less all new to me.  And NOT all KNEW to me in the sense that it's KNOWN to me.  That's ONE HOMONYM that's NOT accurate in this context.  Ugh.  The point is I'm about an hour behind where I'd normally be and whatknot.  WILL I STAY UP AN HOUR LATER?  Only God Knows.  AND HE AIN'T TELLIN'.  I've tried everything I can think of to persuade God to tell me.  TIME FOR TINGS TO START GETTING UGLY.  I guess.  Computer and TV are still Not Being Friends today.  So I can't put Shutter Film I Was Enjoying Several Days Ago on Television Set.  FROWNY FACE.  Not sure how to convey A Frowny Face.  WELL I guess by saying, "FROWNY FACE," like I did Just There.  THAT'S How I convey it.  Hmm.  Think I'm due for a standard military issue Chocolate Choco Pop today.
   YEAH.  Start that sucker maybe at penultimate paragraph.  USUALLY a little bit late into the act for the pop but MAYBE THAT IS GOOD FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER I CAN"T FULLY UNDERSTAND now.  By THEN I'll be able to understand it though.  Still putting together the pieces in my head for now.  IN A FEW MINUTES I"LL GET IT don't worry about me.  Hmm.  Got Sicily-Stype Pizza tonight.  GARLIC ANCHOVIE/GARLIC ONION. That's how THAT went. Got Grilled Chicken roll for tomorrow.  Originally the plan was That For Lunch BUT I SUSPECT I may have that for dinner.  Have Somethin ELSE for lunch.  YA CATCH ME?  YA SEE WHERE MY DRIFT IS GOING?  GET A LOAD OF THAT BUSINESS?  Not happy with the last few sentences.  And by the last few sentences I mean my entire life.  More or less the same thing.  POSSIBLE I just watch some more Bravehart tonight.  WOW.  It's got Mel Gibson BUT HE'S PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE ELSE.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  Glass'd out some Sink Water into the toilet this afternoon!  About 90% of the pooled water in the sink I transferred into the toilet.  PLUS I successfully DIDN'T drink anything out of that glass later on!  GO FIGURE.  LIVING THE LIFE.  Hmm.  Turns out I had about 10% of a can of beer from last night left.  DRANK THAT SUCKER around Oh I Don't Know between Putting In Dinner Delivery and Dinner Delivery Acceptance.  Oh sounds like between 6 PM and around 6 40 PM.  Yep that's exactly what it sounds like.  Oh okay great.  Hmm.  MEL, SON OF GIB.  At some point there was a jerk named Gib.  MEL is just some jerk named, "MEL."  HIS NAME IS MEL.  FROM A LONG LINE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE SONS OF A JERK NAMED, "GIB."  WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY THIS GUY SOUNDS LIKE AN IDIOT.  Hmm.  Gotta look up if long hair in Braveheart is Mel Gibson's real hair.  AND if its not his real hair DID HE GET IT WITH PERMISSION or did he steal it.  Internet AT FIRST GLANCE seems to be saying something about Hair Transplant.
   I don't trust Internet at first glance.  Second and third glances, maybe, sure.  FIRST?  What kinda sucker you take me for.  Anyway last paragraph.  JUST BIT DOWN INTO POP.  Maybe just figure out a way to watch Shutter Horror Wolves Film.  I think I know a way I can set it up so that I can watch it on laptop FROM LAYING IN BED without having to move my TV or anything around.  LET'S GO WITH THAT.  Solid fourty minutes left of this film.  SOLID FUN FILM SO FAR TO WATCH.  This is gonna be a blast or something I dunno.  Hmm.  Wonder if I have any Fiber Oatmeal Raisin cookies left.  That'd be a good snack to have imminently.  Then again on the other hand what else is going on and crap.  Not much!  What else is going on and crap.  THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID but first it was in italics and then it wasn't.  Oh SO YOU'RE SAYING I DIDN'T REPEAT MYSELF AT ALL THEN aren't you.  Hmm.  I guess that's it for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-9:07 P.M.

Sunday, March 12, 2023

Not Thrilled About That

    Hey friends!  Just about on schedule today.  9:29 AM!  Got more or less a little bit of Cushion Time such that No Crunch Time for early part of day.  Hmm.  Nurse is here to give dad blood infusion.  JUst got back from Walk I.  Got coffee a-brewin! YEAH. Had relatively small amount of NightMight snacking for fifth day in a row.  I TINK at this range of NightMight snacking I'm ABOUT breaking even in t erms of calories.  But it's a VERY loose guess.  AVERAGE guess is I am neither gaining nor losing weight at this rate.  BUT I could easily be gaining half a pound a week and perhaps even losing half a pound a week if metabolism has increased due to tophamax!  HMM had classic breakfast for breakfast.  DUNNO ABOUT LUNCH.  Also DINNER may not be communal dinner.  I THINK WE"RE ALL CAUGHT UP.  Then again NOT REALLY CAUGHT UP AT ALL.  Hmm.  No Televised Mets game today. SNL to watch.  Computer wouldn't connect to TV last night so I still got Fourty minutes of IN TE COMPANY OF WOLVE.
   Looks like it's still not connecting NOW.  I can always watch it on computer.  Hmm.  Took a silence walk to LEAD OFF THE DAY today.  It was pretty good.  Solid six, seven out of ten Silence Walk.  Didn't have any music walk to compare it to though.  Cause It was FIRST walk of day.  WHO COULD REMEMBER previous days.  That's in the past.  Anyway.  Lost an hour but who cares.  It's all over now.  ALL IN TE PAST.  Or never existed more accurately.  Can't be IN TEH PAST if IT NEVER HAPPENED.  Then again certainly not in the Present or Future.  If it HAD to be in SOMETHING it's the past.  Huh.  Today's the day to do some Fantasy Baseball Draft Preparation.  Got the WORKWEEK coming up.  Gonna be occupied!  Huh.  Unscrewed the drain for the sink.  SUCCEEDED in getting out a shitload of hair and other muck and mire that was clogging it up!  WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF OR SO I TOHUGHT.  Water still not going down.  Whatta jip.  COFFEE TIME.
   Phone is only at 73% this morning.  Not sure if that's my fault or phone's fault.  If I disconnected it over night MYSELF or if phone got disconnected ITSELF.  Either way SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.  I think it can stay charged for the day I THINK.  Thinking is a good thing.  Perhaps the best of things.  Not sure about that.  Gonna have to think about that one.  Hmm.  Considered staying in bed late today.  Skip entire walk and push everything back One Unit Of Time.  SUCCEEDED in not doing that.  Or FAILED in doing that.  Depends on how you'd like to look at it.  Hmm.  Lunch should stick with NONOFFENSIVE lunch that wouldn't be a redundancy for ANY dinner.  Which I THINK means sushi.  Dinner TWERE IT HOME MEAL would be roast beef sandwich or CHILI.  TWERE IT DELIVERY pizza or liver dinner maybe.  DANGIT I didn't need to say the last few sentences.  Then again what DO i need to say.  Possibly nothing.  Possibly ENTIRE LIFE is pointless.  I don't like the sound of that!
   Fourth paragraph.  Hmm.  MY TV doesn't show up in wireless connection options on Computer.  BUT someone's ROKU TV does.  Some sort of NEIGHBOR one would imagine.  Maybe I can crash with THEM and watch Company With Wolves WITH THEM.  They do have a ROKU so that isa good clue that they'd be down for this sort of thing.  ROKU sounds like a fun thing.  Anyway.  That's too much personal information.  Now you know neighbor has Roku.  I SHOULDN'T even know it. Anyway.  I dunno WHICH neighbor.  In fact it may not even be a neighbor.  Could be homeless person living underground or something.  Still a neighbor in some respects.  MOST respects one could even argue.  Ugh.  Got nice shirt from dryer.  Gotta imagine I'm running low on dryer shirts by now.  Maybe 2 or 3 shirts left.  MAYBE EVEN 1.  Probably 2 or 3.  POSSIBLY ONE.  Probably 2 or 3.  POSSIBLY ONE.  Probably 2 or 3.  POSSIBLY ONE.  What was I talking about again.  THE OSCARS ARE TONIGHT.  Can't wait to see which stars show up.  I bet all the MAIN ONES.  TOM HANKS.  HARRISON FORD.  JULIA... GOTTA IMAGINE PLENTY OF JULIAS.
   Fifth paragraph.  If it were up to me first thing I watch today would be Company Of Wolves.  But it's a PROBLEM trying to watch it.  Guess I could set it up I could watch it on Computer.  WHY GOD WHY do you give me problems like this.  THAT'S WHAT I GET for Playing Around With The Dark Arts and being in the company of wolves.  That's the dark arts, right?  Company Of Wolves?  YOU GET THE IDEA.  What else is the dark arts.  Silhouettes or something.  Hmm.  Maybe have roast beef sandwich or chili for LUNCH.  Then have DEFINITELY PIZZA for dinner OR IF IT'S HOMEMEAL Sushi or somethin.  YEAH LET"S TALK MORE ABOUT IT because IT'S WHAT PEOPLE WANNA HEAR.  That's what you get for tempting the dark odds.  FOOD TALK.  Not sure anything in the last 3 sentences make a lick of sense.  THAT'S GOOD.  Hmm.  DANGIT I just checked and now ANOTHER TV is available to connect to BUT IT'S STILL NOW MY TV.  WHY DO YOU MOCK ME SO Lord Of Lords.  Also you're not the Lord Of Lords.  YOU MAKE A POINT thusly that you're Only Lord.  MAKE UP YOUR MELON.
   Hmm.  Halfway through Act I!  TIME TO REFILL SODA but possibly with Alternate Soda.  YEAH SPRITE.  Before it was Root Beer.  SO THAT"S GOOD.  Anyway.  Last few weeks or possibly months LOT LESS Bathroom Breaks on Walks.  We're talkin' maybe once, twice a week.  MAYBE twice a week.  Probably more like once a week.  I dunno what I'm doing differently.  POSSIBLY doing more to shake out all the urine on Bathroom Before Walk.  I AM making more of a point to really Take Care Of Business when taking care of business before walk.  Instead of just going I stand there a bonus 20-30 seconds even if I really don't need to JUST TRYING AND TRYING to urinate cause YA NEVER KNOW what might happen.  AND IT'S TRUE more often than not you'll get a little bit that trickles out.  TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS.  That's what it is.  Hmm.  HEY now NEWER TV is shown as available and ROKU is gone.  THIS IS WILD.  But PROMISING.  If it's in flux NOW then maybe that means it will be in flux LATER which means it may be in flux TO MY ADVANTAGE.  AMAZING.
   Seventh paragraph.  Good deal!  Entry not good so far.  GOOD DEAL.  What if I believe in my heart of hearts that one of these TVs is actually mine.  Can I WILL IT INTO EXISTENCE SO.  Probably not.  But ya never know if ya don't try.  Then again 99% chance if I try THE OWNERS OF THE OTHER TV will then see my Computer Screen.  I DON'T NEED THAT HASSLE.  They'll see all my Icons and stuff.  PRIVATE.  NO THANK YOU.  Anyway.  If I watch TV on the computer PRESUMABLY I'm setting up Computer IN FRONT OF where TV IS and watching it AS IF I were watching TV.  Right?  Not bothering with sound.  Just watching it with Laptop sound.  Hmm.  Not really any room in front of Television Set To place Laptop.  I dunno.  Maybe I'll figure something out.  Well surely I'll figure something out.  SOMETHING will happen ONE WAY or another.  Even if it's NOTHING.  NOTHING IS SOMETHING.  PERHAPS EVEN THE MAIN THING if you think about it.  So that's good.  Gotta imagine I go ahead and continue Back2The4Ture trilogy.  4Ture.  DELIGHTFUL.  What a great paragraph.
   Three paragraph to go!  Deligh4l.  Can always wash my hands in the shower.  YEAH the drain for bathtub is clogged to but at least it goes down over the course of half an hour or an hour.  Instead of pooling up for what is now Indefinitely.  SO THAT'S A PRETTY INGENIOUS IDEA.  Ingenious Means Genius?  WHAT A LANGUAGE.  What else do I got going on for me.  I enjoyed Silence Walk for walk I but I may give Music a shot for Walk II.  It's a risk.  But I am if nothing else a Risk Taker.  Thankfully I am also Somethings Elses.  That's good.  Two and a half paragraphs to go.  Pretty close to Big Progress in DayTime Day.  We're, what, HaLFWAY through DayTime Day Writings?  Sounds about right.  Hmm.  HOW am I getting Back To The Future?  WHY it's only by Apple Music BROTHER PURCHASED FILMS.  NO SPOILERS but he purchased about a dozen or 14 films in his time which I have access to.  I GOT THE DVDS but they're scrach-em-up'd by this point.  SO TIS IS THE WAY TO GO for me.
   WOW THAT'S INTERESTING.  Hmm.  Not sure if DVDS are scratched or XBOX 360 is Mucked up.  The important thing is I move on with this entry AND/OR my life.  If I had to choose between moving on with The Entry or My Life I DUNNO I think I'd lean towards My Life but that is a little selfish of me.  Then again if I move on with My Life that WILL have some Trickle Down effects on you which will ultimately benefit you all as well I think.  So let's go with that.  Move on with my life.  BETTER FOR ALL OF US ultimately.  I think so at least.  Huh.  Could always temporarily trade TVS with Roku Owner.  Seems like a fun experiment.  TRADE TVS for a week and report back to each other how it went.  We could film it and it could be a pilot for a reality show.  What's going on again.  HEY if we get no communal dinner CAN STILL PICK UP PIZZA ON WALK.  I LIKE PIZZA.  LET'S AIM FOR DINNER PIZZA no questions asked.  WELL A FEW QUESTIONS COULDN'T HURT.
   Last paragraph of Act!  Wonderful.  Not sure I should risk it and listen to music on walk.  THEN AGAIN if we never risk things in life then... uh... we'd be living pretty pleasant easy going lives.  Man oh man does that sound great.  PUT ME DOWN FOR SOME OF THAT.  What else is up.  Super market website says if I eat half of chili and half of rice that's 470 calories.  I DON'T BELIEVE IT.  I'd guess it's SEVEN HURDED calories.  AND THEN SOME.  Why say and then some.  Why not just guess What It Is From The Start.  I DO THINGS MY WAY get off my back about it.  Either way probably gonna eat it by eating that amount at a time.  So I do things that way get off backs about it or something.  NOT A FAN OF THIS PARAGRAPH.  Lets throw it on the scrap heap.  WAIT THERE'S A SCRAP HEAP?  No there isn't.  TIME TO START ONE.  That sounds fun.  GOTTA REMEMBER TO GET AROUND TO SCRAP HEAP at some point.  Anyway that's it for now.  Be back soon!

that makes sense i guess

    Hey friends.  Time to write five paragraphs.  How long do I have to write them?  UP TO FIFTY MINUTES.  Let's say FOURTY MINUTES is comfortable.  PLUS it won't take fourty minutes No Way No How.  YEAH.  Had another Silence Walk for walk II.  GREAT.  Leaning towards Chili with Rice for lunch.  HMM.  How to eat it.  I think by separating chili from chili container with SPOON.  And then separate rice from rice container with SPOON.  I see no reason not to use SAME SPOON.  Aim for separating HALF EXACTLY of each.  Then microwave plate with chili and rice.  SEEMS like the way to go.  UNLESS i open up Chili and/or Rice and think ONE WAY OR TEH OTHER hmm half of this isn't appropriate size meal.  I DOUBT IT.  Half of it is gonna be MORE OR LESS the most appropriate size YOU CAN GET.  TV STILL NOT AVAILABLE TO BE ACCESSIBLE ON COMPUTER.  OH NO.  Anyway I already wrote a paragraph?  That doesn't sound right.  NOTHING AT ALL HAPPENED.  I told you about separating chili from chili container with a spoon.  THAT WAS TEH PARAGRAPH.
   Okay.  Gotta imagine I watch Them Oscars tonight.  TEN AGAIN I'm busy finishing up Act III as Oscars start.  Probably have it on PAUSE.  Then watch it ON DELAY.  DELAY?  SOUND LIKE GUITAR SETTING.  Might as well watch it on REVERB am I right.  REVERB?  I've heard of an ADVERB but THIS IS RIDICULOUS.  RIDICULOUS?  I've herd of ADDICULOUS but this is... uh... what else is going on and crap.  Guess I'm starting SNL after shower after walk III.  Guess I'm aiming for another Silence Walk for Walk III.  WHAT QUALITY of Silence Walk was Walk II.  Not sure.  Maybe 5 out of 10.  HARD TO SAY.  Anyway.  After Marty McFly returns to 1985 at the end of Back To The Future One there is a Movie Theater in the background showing a WHOLESOME Movie Title in the Marquee so I was like AH so it was a porno theater at first and THEN HE CHANGED THINGS and now it's wholesome for some reason I GET IT.  But then in the next shot NOPE there was a shot of another theater STILL A PORNO THEATER on the other side of the street.  SO YEAH.  Two theaters in downtown hill valley.  ONE OF EM STILL ETERNALLY PORNOGRAPHY THEATER.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Not sure why Marty McFly makes a habit of hanging onto the back of cars on his skateboard to get around.  Look you like skateboarding.  WHY NOT JUST SKATEBOARD to get around.  What kinda lazy bum are you that you just get on a skateboard and then make random cars take you to and fro.  EITHER SKATEBOARD YOURSELF or GET A BUS PASS.  I don't get it.  Also I feel like that should be in Grand Theft Auto Six.  SKATEBOARD option.  And you can just latch onto car and follow it around.  I'd say it's 2/3rds odd there's skateboards in Previous Grand Theft Autos.  BUT I'd say it's only 25% you can latch onto cars like a Martin McFly to get around.  EITHER WAY it hurts nobody so I'd like that option.  I DON'T WANNA HURT ANYBODY.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Wearing sweatshirt jacket under winter jacket today.  Not 100% necessary BUT I think I'm more comfortable than without it.  GO FIGURE. 
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  MARCH 12 huh.  Lemme crunch them numbers.  I'm 34 and 1/4th years old.  Gotta imagine that means something.  What happens when ya multiply that by four.  137.  Gotta imagine I'll live to be 137.  IN WHICH CASE I got a solid THREE MORE of what I've already done.  SOUNDS not so bad.  Then again sounds kinda shitty.  The last two of those Things sound unpleasant.  ESPECIALLY the last 34.25 of those four units.  WHO NEEDS IT.  Then again maybe it'll be good.  It's the FUTURE.  SOMETHING'S GOT TO BE DONE ABOUT MY KIDS.  WHERE I'M GOING I DON'T NEED ROADS.  Ugh.  Considering telling my Dad about clog in sink.  Because IT'S TRUE.  It came about COMPLETELY after plumber guy showed up.  I CAN HONESTLY SAY I SWEAR TO THE LORD OF LORDS this wasn't happening before the guy came. Maybe it's his fault somehow. EITHER WAY then the shower clog would become an issue WHICH IS kind of my fault for not bringing it up.  SO THAT'S NOT GOOD.
   YEAH.  Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  WOW.  Anyway I dunno.  Watch SNL up to Oh I Don't Know WEEKEND UPDATE and then take Walk IV.  SOUNDS LIKE ABOUT THE RIGHT TIME TO ORGANIZE WALKS.  So that's good.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Looking forward to being done with DayTime Day responsibilities.  That's for sure.  Looking forward to giving chili and rice a go.  That's ALSO for sure.  Looking forward to watching The Television Set one way or another today.  HOPEFULLY I come up with better stuff than Back To The Future II.  But that's always there as a back up in a PENULTIMATE WORST CASE SCENARIO.  Absolute Worst Case Scenario is something EVEN WORSE than that.  I can't even CONTEMPLATE how that would go.  But there's something there for sure.  Hmm.  Anyway I guess that's it for now.  Solid 2.25/10.  This Mornings Paragraphs.  YEAH.  See ya tonight!

No Argument From Me

    HI FRIENDS.  Delicious meals.  We're talking anticipated chili and rice for lunch.  Which was right on target appropriate portions!  I had half of what I got for both rice and chili and it was perect amount!  ENDED UP getting Appetizer Sampler for dinner.  I was an entire larger chicken finger OVER what I wanted to eat.  BUT SUCH IS LIFE.  You eat large chicken fingers more than you want.  YEAH I GET that eating ONE CHICKEN FINGER MORE doesn't sound like a lot BUT IT IS.  Chicken finger can run ya pretty hearty.  Anyway.  I think all I left over was a single onioned ring.  Go Figu'r.  Anyway.  Watched Saturday Knight Life.  Watched most of Letters With Iowa Jima.  Watched some lead up to The Academia Awards.  Figure I'll watch the actual awards when this is over.  NO PROGRESS on attaching Computer to television set.  NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE.  Maybe OTHER people ELSEWHERE have connected my computer to my TV.  They're keeping their progress to themselves though.  I HATE THEM SO MUCH.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Solidly not wearing pants.  Solidly had Silence Walks for first half of walks today and had music walks for second half of walks.  And EACH WALK was a solid AT LEAST four out of ten.  ALL IN ALL pleasant walks today.  GOTTA IMAGINE MY LUCK WILL RUN OUT SOONER RATHER TAN LATER.  But what a run its been while its lasted!  Hmm.  Just saw an image of something that looked like a black or brown rectangle at a passing glance and now I'm like I WANT A CHOCLATE BAR.  Lemme see what it was an image of.  AH IT WAS A FLAG.  A country flag.  Not sure which country's flag.  NOW I GOTTA RESEARCH FLAGS just for this?!?!  FINE if its in the pursuit of knowledge it can't be ALL bad.  Can be a solid 98% bad.  BUT A SOLID 2% GOOD which isn't All Bad.  Anyway.  I can't figure it out.  I'll never be able to figure it out.  Maybe at some point in the future I'll come across What Flag Country This Is and when that day comes GREAT you'll be the first person I tell on what it turns out this country this flag represents.  But FOR NOW we're gonna have to move on with your lives.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Sure.  WOW got delicious Raspberry choco pop going.  TRADITIONALLY raspberry is the clunker flavor.  Who gets excited about a Raspberry.  But let's be honest RASPBERRY IS DELICIOUS TODAY.  I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.  I hope I LEARN how to get enough of it because it will be over and done with within minutes but I'M NOT HAPPY about having to accept being done with it AND PART OF ME WANTS OT END MY LIFE WHEN TIS LOLLIPOP IS OVER.  Or maybe see if I have any other rAspberry pops.  Least I can do is at least continue sucking OTHER rasperry pops in a desperate attempt to prolong my life AT LEAST a few more minutes if I can.  Couldn't HURT at least.  So I got that going for me at least.  This lollipop is partly caved in.  I think part of the Candy Part is deformed.  I'm gonna GUESS tootsie roll part is okay.  But the OUTER part not 100% All There.  I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.  TO BE NOT 100% ALL THERE.  I am of course referring to Not Having Any Limbs.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Anyway.  Three lunches left for the week-- roast beef sandwich, turkey sandwich, and sushi!  TAHT'S IT.  Gonna have Delicious ONE OF TEM tomorrow.  This is GREAT.  I LOVE eating lunches and whatknot.  It's all the fun of eating lunches and all the joy of accomplishing something important in terms of eating lunches.  Huh.  Makes sense I GUESS.  But at the same time STILL NOT HAPPY ABOUT HAVING TO SAY IT and/or READ IT.  Anyway.  I don't think I'm gonna watch any LEAD UP to the Oscar Award Ceremony tonight.  Just the event itself.  I DON'T NEED TO BE PRIMED, thanks though.  I'M GONNA BITE INTO LOLLIPOP NOW TOUGH THANKS THOUGH.  I hope they designed a Star Wars type system where if someone gets up to potentially slap someone else they have lasers that stop them right before the slap happens.  I like that joke.  STAR WARS.  IT"S A RONALD REAGAN REFERENCE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
   Last paragraph of the night!  What else is going on.  Gotta imagine Oscars goes way past my bedtime tonight??? What am I supposed to do WITH THAT.  Potentially abandon watching the oscars.  Oh Okay That Makes Sense.  Good deal.  Still got a black and white cookie.  That could be a delicious Wild Card breakfast tomorrow.  YA NEVER KNOW.  Not sure what makes it a Wild Card exactly.  IT IS NEITHER CLASSIC NOR BALANCED.  Oh okay sounds Wild to me.  And the, "Card," only sweetens the deal.  YEAH.  OUTER PART OF LOLLIPOP?  THE OUTER LIMITS?  I wonder if I can binge watch THE OUTER LIMITS anywhere.  That's right I had to go back to that to make that observation comment wonderment think-em-up.  It's not INTERESTING but it's an INTRIGUING PROPOSITION for me to consider FOR MY LIFE.  So in the end pretty worthwhile!  Anyway I guess that's it for today.  You probably would have had a better life if you never read this entry!  GOTCHA!  See ya tomorrow.

-8:06 P.M.

Saturday, March 11, 2023

Don't Expect That Much At All

    Hey friends!  9:29 AM!  Got plenty of time for Early Part Of Day and whatknot.  Gonna get coffee after a mere ONE paragraphs.  Anyway.  Let's get UPKEEP talk out of the way.  Had relatively small amount of NightMight snacking for fourth NightMight in a row!  Tonight we might just say SMALL amount instead of Relatively Small.  I dunno!  It was relaively relatively small!  Either way BLACK and/or white cookie for breakfast.  Probably CHAM shamdwich for lunch with sushi or chili as back up options and Freedom Pot Pie for dinner.  Mets game tonight but I don't thnk it's televised.  Got second half of Shutter WEREWOLVE movie.  Nice movie.  It's almost a kids movie.  Told like a fairy tale to a child.  But it gets pretty gruesome. WONDER WHAT TIS IS RATED.  I'm gonnas say, "R."  For RESTRICTED.  YEP NAILED IT.  Also, "R," DOES stand for, "Restricted."  I NAILED THAT TOO!  GO FIGURE.  Anyway coffee after second paragraph I FEEL.  And Think.  I FEEL AND TINK at once.  If only I could Experience in a third way too.  Hey how about Experience.  I FEEL AND TINK AND EXPERIENCE all at once IT'S TEH TRIFECTA.
    Hmm.  Got clean shirt from Dryer again today.  YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES.  Probably.  Mighta been snowing when I first left for walk I but by the end I think it was raining.  YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES.  And if not PROBABLY COULD USE YOUR IMAGINATION to conjure up how it goes.  Not too complicated.  Anyway.  If cities in the good ol' USA have places called Chinatown does that mean in BEIJING for example there's neighborhoods called Americaville.  That sounds familiar.  I'm gonna say I said that in Oh I Don't Know 2017.  Oh well.  It's ABOUT TIME I said it again.  Been six years.  I WAS DUE for saying it again.  The good news is I leftover a bit of Black and White icing.  Came off a bit while I was unwrapping it.  WOW how healthy.  Sounds like I'm dieting pretty good by not eating that icing that came off a bit SEPARATELY BUT EQUALLY.  Gotta imagine that saves me about OH I DON'T KNOW EIGHT POUNDS.  COFFEE TIME.
   YEAH.  Listened to some Catching Feeligns playlist on Walk I.  Maybe listen to MORE on Walk II or possibly some SILENCE WALK.  Leaning towards Silence Walk.  I think I'd, "DIG," some silence walk.  Then again maybe, I'd, "Dig," listening to, "Dig for fire", by, "The, 'Pixies."  Think I punctuated 100% currectly in that sentence.  Well done On Me!  Pretty sure there's a The Beatles song called Dig A Hole too.  better LTURQ. Oh.  FIXING a hole.  Well HOW DO YOU THINK YOU FIX A HOLE?  By DIGGING IT.  THAT'S JUST COMMON SENSE.  Ugh.  Anyway I don't think the Metro's game tonight is televised but WHAT CAN YA DO.  Write a letter to The Television petitioning they televise the game.  BETTER GET ON IT QUICK.  The game starts in LESS THAN TEN HOURS.  Very little time for them to turn this around.  I'll get around to it after my walk after this Act.  BUSY RIGHT NOW WITH THIS.  Then again gotta write act II then.  So we'll see how it goes.
   Fourth paragraph.  MAN OH MAN am I gonna enjoy a Freedom Pot Pie tonight.  RHETORICAL QUESTION.  The clue was it ended in PERIOD instead of Question Mark.  JUST LIKE MOST MENSTRUATIONS.  Is that an accurate thing.  Menstruations end in periods.  Instead of Question Marks.  I DON'T KNOW HOW THESE THINGS WORK.  Anyway.  The point is Crust part of pie is the delicious.  Also I like the bottom crust.  The outside part that adheres to the shape around the tin ON THE BOTTOM.  It's not CRUSTY but it's still PASTRY-esque.  STILL PRETTY GOOD.  You know how that goes. IF YOU DON'T YOU DO NOW that sort of thing.  Hmm.  Not sure I'm happy with how Licorice Pizza ends.  People are happy in the end.  NOT SURE I'M GOOD WIT THAT.  A little bit happier with people being unhappy in the end.  RINGS MORE TRUE to my experience.  Also I CAN RELATE MORE TO IT.  Also I FEEL LESS LIKE THEY'RE RUBBING THEIR POSITIVENESS IN MY FACE.
   Fifth paragraph!  Then again GOOD FOR THEM CHARACTERS I WISH THEM ALL THE BEST in theory.  Well SOME OF THEM.  And the rest of them BY EXTENSION.  If I wish SOME of the characters the best, and if the Best for SOME of the characters MEANS TE BEST FOR TE OTHER CHARACTERS, GREAT.  Then that carries over!  LUCKY for the other characters!  I'M FINE WITH THAT.  Ugh.  Hey getting SOMEWHAT close to being Relatively Progressed through the Entry.  CLOSE to being halfway through Act I!  YEAH.  The point is I'm not gonna get any phone call regarding Re-uppance of medication today AS IT'S WEEKEND.  So I can Not Listen To Music because I won't be getting no phone call or anything on walks.  ALRIGHT now we're talking. Good deal.  I THINK I'd enjoy some Sushi or chili BUT I wanna start making progress with Sandwiches PLUS I can see myself enjoying Cham Sandwich too SO LET'S TALK TURKEY Cham Sandwich is in the lead.
   OKAY but lemme pose this Question Mark to you WHAT KINDA SCHANDWICHSIDE are we talking.  OH NO I DON'T KONW.  Pop chips or Cereal Bar or Cookie Pouch or Somethin Else.  WOW I NARROWED IT DOWN.  I could have just as easily said OR SOMETHING ELSE and narrowed it down as easily.  NOT REALLY.  Can't just say SOMETHING ELSE without Anything Else cause ELSE gotta include SOMETHING FIRST.  Oh OK FINE YA GOT ME.  Hmm.  Ham Sandwich.  SOUND GOOD DELICIOUS.  Maybe toast white bread for ham sandwich.  OH RIGHT Mom Left Over Freedom Fries.  Sounds like a SLAM DUNK.  Six to eight of them suckers.  Possibly even SEVEN TO EIGHT OF THEM (LET'S TALK ABOUT IT).  Hmm.  Not 100% sure there's eight fries left.  Pretty sure there's more than eight fries left.  But am I 100% sure?  No one's 100% sure of anything.  NOT IN THIS CRAZY MIXED UP UNIVERSE OF OURS.  They might THINK they are.  BUT THEY SURE AIN'T NO HOW.
   Seventh paragoof.  Feels like I'll probably continue IN THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (The Shutter Film I've Alluded To) in DayTime Day as opposed to holding onto it for... NightTime... Night.  But I STILL Gotta figure out Lots More to watch for DayTime Day So WHO KNOWS.  In the company of wolves?  HUH?  If anything they should be in the company OF US.  We're better than wolves.  "We're?"  "WOLVES"  "WE'RE WOLVES"  "WEREWOLVES"  "IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER???"  You get the idea.  Anyway that's a thing someone should do.  We'reWolves.  Not sure WHO should do that and in what context.  I guess ME.  And in THIS context.  Oh okay that's good.  Hmm.  What does WERE mean in Werewolf context exactly NOW THAT I TINK about it.  Wer means Male Human Being.  Go figure.  MAKES SENSE though.  Anyway I dunno.  What means Female Human being.  I guess we'll never know for sure.
   Three paragraphs to go for Act I!  YEAH.  Hmm.  Lunch is in a mere Oh I Don't Know  THREE POINT SEVEN FIVE HOURS.  GOOD DEAL.  SETTLE.  SETTLE FOR TEH DEAL.  Never seen a female werewolf.  Which makes sense.  Because that's like seeing a female mailman.  DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE LOGICALLY in terms of WHAT WORDS MEAN.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Not sure what to listen to and/or not listen to on upcoming walk.  ONE THING'S FOR SURE if I listen to something it will only be ONE THING AT A TIME.  No listening to several pieces of music at the exact same time.  That's where I draw the line.  Probably.  Not sure.  Maybe I can figure out a way to listen to one song on one ear and another song on other ear.  Not sure why I'd want to. MIX THINGS UP.  KEEP IT INTERESTING.  CAN'T GET COMPLACENT IN LIFE.  Oh okay that's good.  Anyway.  IS IT STILL RAINING AND/OR LIGHTLY SNOWING.  Let's see what INTERENT has to say about that.  Internet.  Internment Camps. I DON'T LIKE IT.  I was about to google internet weather ThenIPutMyZipCode.  Then I stopped myself.  Don't need to google the word, "Internet," upon further introspection.  Also YEAH I Don't Trust You With My ZipCode.  I DON'T TRUST YOU AT ALL.
   Kinda trust you.  KINDA DON'T TRUST YOU.  Anyway internet says RAIN AND SNOW.  I don't HEAR Anything outside my window.  Maybe if I LOOK outside my window I'll get a better idea.  That sounds like a hassle and a half.  OH WELL let's do it.  Doesn't look like anything is falling from the sky.  Go figure.  Internet IS wrong a lot though.  I wouldn't be shocked if it turned out it was wrong again.  I THINK Ham was one of the deli meats they sent Bonus Meat of.  I wanna say they sent .56 LB instead of .5.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP NAILED IT.  Looks like I'm gonna try to have EXACTLY .28 LB for today Sandwich.  HOPEFULLY at least between .25-.31.  I figure if I make that range that's fair enough.  So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  Did I get a good look at chili and/or rice?  Did it LOOK like splitting it into Twine is appropriate 2 meals?  Didn't get a good look at it.  Hard to say exactly.  Also does chili had bean in it.  Or is it just meat.  Better LTURQ on Intranet.  LOOKA LIKE THEY GOT SOME BEANS IN IT.
   Last paragroop of Act!  How long did this act take.  WOW longer than it felt.  Been 53 minutes already.  FELT like a lot quicker than that.  GOOD great what else is up.  Was I distracted by anything that I forget?  Not really.  Maybe a few things here and there.  Had to look up what, "R," standed for.  Anyway.  Had to type out, "Standed," when I really could have easily typed out, "Stood," which is QUICKER and MORE ACCURATE.  But that's NOW and NOT EARLIER.  Hmm.  Website says it's a mix of beef, tomatoes, and kidney beans.  NOT THRILLED ABOUT THE TOMATOES.  In fact I'm HORRIFIED about it.  Hopefully it's just SAUCED UP tomatoes and not actually BITS of tomatoes but I'm not encouraged about it the way they phrased it.  Then again the rice is almost definitely Just Rice.  Better LTURQ.  STEAMED AND SEASONED WITH NOTHING BUT A LITTLE SALT.  Alright.  I LOVE a little salt.  PACK ON AS MUCH LITTLE SALT as possible.  That's what I say!  Anyway that's it for now.  be back soon!

that rings true to me

    Hi friends!  Time to write five paragraphs.  Let's say I have entire solid fourty minutes to do it IF I FEEL LIKE IT.  I guess.  Looked at Freedom Frie supply.  Got enough for Sandwichside.  Gonna be a good lunch.  Gonna be a good dinner.  GONNA BE A GOOD DAY.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Had a decent Silence Walk.  Not THAT great now that I think about it.  4 out of 10 Silence Walk.  Guess 4 out of 10 is decent.  When you take some 0 through 10s through 3 through 10s Silence Walks like I have YOU REALIZE 4 out of 10 Silence Walks REALLY AREN'T ALL THAT BAD.  Anyway I dunno.  Will Walk III be silence walk in the park.  Odds are YES.  I got a good feeling about this silence walk.  I learnt lessons in past silence walk that I can apply to upcoming silence walk to make it a FIVE our even SIX out of ten.  I dunno about SIX.  But FIVE is within reach or grasp or something.  Hmm.  Half a hamburger left from Mom's hamburger.  WHAT IF I break that up into little pieces and mix it in with chili.  WHAT IF THAT'S GENIUS.
    It is pretty genius but I ALREADY GOT MORES THAN ENOUGHS.  Anyway I dunno.  Solid chance I hold onto In The Company Of Wolves until tonight.  Jump right into Figuring Out Other Thing To Watch FIRST THINGS FIRST after shower today. I LIKE THOSE ODDS.  Not sure what odds they are.  SOUNDS PRETTTY ODD TO ME.  Might as well add an (S) too the ODD.  Hmm.  Academy Awards are tomorrow night.  It's an honor just to be nominated!  Wait a second I don't think I was nominated for anything.  That sucks.  Possible I was nominated for one of the lesser categories and I just didn't come across that info yet.  Either way THEY GOT A HOST TIS YEAR?  Better LTURQ.  LOOKIN LIKE TEHY GOT THE JIMMY KIMMEL.  You know of The Man Show fame.  That's good.  I think they went with no host for a year or two recently and everyone liked that and then I guess they were like HEY EVERYONE LIKED THAT oh well let's just go back to having hosts WHAT CAN YA DO.
   YEAH.  Three paragraphs to go.  I bet Jimmy Kimmel makes some jokes.  Wants to keep things pleasant and whatknot.  That's what I would do if I were him.  Hmm.  Creeping ever closer to lunch.  We're talkin a mere TWO POINT FIVE hours a way.  SURE it's really TWO POINT FIVE HOURS plus 5 or 10 minutes MOST LIKELY but let's round it to TWO POINT FIVE HOURS because that's the way we do things this paragraph!  YEAH.  Gotta imagine I put french fries in microwave. Gotta imagine I... DON'T... toast bread... and DON'T microwave ham.  THAT'S SOME GOOD IMAGINATION.  I coulda come to those easy conclusions without imagining a thing.  WHAT A WASTE OF MY BRAINPOWER.  UGH.  Anyway I dunno.  I finally did JUST A BIT of research for Fantasy Baseball: Finding Out Who Closers Are.  Looks like there's about TWENTY assigned closers for the 30 teams.  GOOD.  I wanna draft AT LEAST TWO and HopEFULLY THREE for my Fantasy Baseball Team.  YEAH.
   TWO should be pretty decent now that I think about it.  THREE would be nice.  BUT TWO ya know what TWO WOULDN'T BE TERRIBLE ya know what.  Ugh.  Hope I get FRANSISCO LINDOR.  Not sure it's feasible based on my drafting position.  I don't wanna have to draft him way too early.  I HOPE I have a poor drafting position SUCH TAHT I can draft him on time.  I HOPE.  HE IS A SHORT STOP NOT A CLOSER. JUST SO YOU KNOW.  You might have thought one thought was a direct continuation of another.  MAN OH MAN would you look like a goof in that case.  I was gonna say fool but I hit g instead of f to start off the word.  THEN I considered saying good fool.  Then SOMEHOW I said goof and I thought it was great!  I TINK WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE NOW.  Got lots of Digital Video Discs.  Maybe watch one of them Today.  You know like EL MARIACHI.  Oh okay that's good.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  Hmm.  WEEKWISE when does Major League Baseball season start.  Just under ThreeWeekWise. Oh okay that's good.  Water is STILL pooled up in sink from yesterday.  I don't like that development.  I don't like that development at all.  First thought was scooping up some water and pouring it into toilet.  Not sure WHAT kinda basin I can use though.  What kinda scoop do I have readily available to me.  Not sure about that.  Hmm now that I think about it CAN TINK OF A FEW TINGS but I'm playing this one a little close to the vest so I'm not gonna tell you UNTIL I'VE SETTLED UPON one.  So that's good and crap.  The point is guess I do this everytime I have to wash my hands now.  Which isn't a big deal NTO GONNA WASH MY HANDS until it's NECESSARY.  THAT'S HOW I OPERATE.  OH I'll wash my hands in DOWNSTAIRS SINK BATHROOM sure.  But not in MY UPSTAIRS Sink Bathroom UNLESS IT'S NECESSARY.  Ugh.  I'll be back tonight!  See ya then!

You've Got It All Wrong

    HEY FRIEND.  Also additional Friends besides One Main Friend.  Accomplished some Television Set Staring At today.  Watched some THE HOMESMAN.  Re-watched some Most Of Back To That Future.  Gotta watch the last 20-25 minutes when this is over.  THEN watch the last fourty minutes of IN THE COMPANY WITH WOLF BLITZERS.  That'd probably do it!  Anyway got CITRUSY beer going on for first night in a couple weeks.  You know how that goes. ... ...Citrusy.  That's it.  That's about as much as I can say in terms of how it goes.  NOT Pitch Coldness yet.  Not sure what, "Pitch Coldness," means.  Either way put it in fridge about 2 or 3 hours ago.  Hasn't reached MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY in terms of Negative Heat.  That sort of thing!  Had delicious Ham Sandwich with SIX OR SO Freedom Fries for lunch and Freedom Pot Pie for Dinner.  IT WAS GREAT I'D DO IT AGAIN.  NEXT WEEK OR SO.  PUT ME DOWN FOR NEXT WEEK is that okay.  Why am I asking you.  OUTSOURCED MY MEAL SCHEDULING TO YOU SOME TIME AGO.  Oh okay then it makes a lot of sense.
   Hmm.  I didn't realize until today that there's a porno theater DEAD CENTER in Hill Valley Townsquare.  In 1985 at least.  And not BIFFVILLE 1985.  REGULAR 1985.  Not sure what kind of commentary they're making with that.  THAT PORNOGRAPHY HAS BECOME MAINSTREAM.  What ELSE could they be saying.  Either way GOOD COMMENTARY.  WELL DONE. Really makes ya think.  I'M GONNA THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT now that I've noticed it.  PUT ME DOWN FOR THINKING ABOUT IT NEXT WEEK is that okay.  Seems reasonable to me I'd think.  Oh hey I get to have a choco pop soon.  I don't just GET TO I HAVE TO.  Well I'm not sure I HAVE to.  Let's stick with GET to actually.  I think that was accurate FROM THE GITMO.  I GET TO.  Sure.  Anyway LOOKING AHEAD for tomorrow meal I could enjoy dealicious PIZZA tomorrow night or the start of a Multy Part'r REDMEATATHON (perhaps a mix'em'up like LIVER).  Either way go with a lunch that's a Redundancy WITH NEITHER like SUSHI.  Oh okay glad we covered that.  I was THINKING IT but now that I typed it out I REALLY won't forget even if I stop thinking about it as much as I was thinking about it before.
   Huh.  MARVIN BARRY HAD NO BUSINESS EVEN RISKING CUTTING UP HIS HAND trying to get Marty Mcfly out of the trunk.  HE'S TOO IMPORTANT TO THE BAND TO PLAY GUITAR.  Get someone else to try to get the trunk open with a knife or whatever.  Either someone not in the band itself or someone who doesn't necessarily need their hand to play the instrument.  LET'S TINK THIS ONE THROUGH GUYS.  Not thinking things through is how PROMISING BANDS end up SHOOTING THEMSELVES IN THE FOOT before they even get started.  I wouldn't wanna shoot myself in the foot.  SOUNDS UNPLEASANT.  Then again I MUST KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.  If I shoot myself in the foot GOT A DAMN GOOD REASON DOING SO.  Anyway just started delicious cherry choco pop.  I'M CALLING IT RIGHT OUT THE GATE-- DELICIOUS.  Not even gonna wait for any more information to filter in.  I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.  Delicious.  So that's good I guess.  Tomorrow breakfast may be delicious CLASSIC breakfast.  May even indulge in a BALANCED BREAKFAST.  Could be a black and white cookie breakfast.  I DUNNO.
    Penultimate paragraph.  HEY LIFE AIN'T SO BAD.  I was thinking about how life can be a chore sometimes but JUST NOW I REMEMBERED I can have a POP TART and a COMPREHENSIVE ICED CREAM SANDWICH BOTH when I wake up tomorrow morning.  So basically WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.  Hmm.  Probably cookie and cream pop tart.  Not frosted cherry!  HAVING CHERRY CHOCO POP NOW.  Cherry choco pop at night and Frosted Cherry Pop Tart next morning SURE SEEMS LIKE A REDUNDANCY TO ME.  So that's something to keep in mind or something.  WOW I SURE DIDN'T SEE TAHT PLOT POINT THAT HAPPENED 2/3rds INTO THE HOMESMAN COMING.  No spoilers but WAIT A SECOND IS THIS FILM ACCURATELY CALLED THE HOMESMAN I THINK IT IS.  Yeah.  It sure is!  Anyway what else.  Looking forward to an entire FOURTY MINUTES of In The Company of Volwe.  INTERESTING FIML.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Gonna crunch into choco pop.  HERE I GO.  Anyway what else do I got going on for me and crap.  Got Male Nurse coming to house tomorrow to give Dad monthly blood infusion.  Not sure why I had to say Male Nurse.  He's not a sexy female nurse.  That's why.  If it was sexy female nurse I'd have an opportunity to be privately BUT NOT OUTWARDLY creepy about it.  NOW I'VE LOST THAT CHANCE.  POOR ME.  Oh well such is life I guess.  Also Marty McFly says his parents' generation's KIDS are gonna love Johnny B Goode.  WRONG AGAIN.  The generation BETWIXT them and Their Kids will love it.  WHAT AN IDIOT.  Anyway I dunno what else is going on and crap.  Pretty sure Doc Brown will warn himself ahead of time to wear bullet proof vest again in the future so he survives shooting.  That seems to happen every time I watch this fillum.  No reason to expect anything different to happen this time.  Huh.  I'll be back Tomorrow!

-8:055 PM.

Friday, March 10, 2023

I'll Get Right On It

    Hey friends! On normal day I'd be ahead of schedule.  8:32 AM!  Got back from Walk I. HOWEVER today Super Marker is coming presumably between 10 and 12.  Gonna aim to take another walk before hand.  Gonna see what kinda walk I can take that's SMALLER CIRCUMFRANCE that I can circle several times.  So in case they come early I can be home within several minutes.  Unless they come REALLY early.  Before I leave on Walk II.  Then THAT SOLVES THAT PROBLEM.  Either way I guess I'm gonna stop Act Short at around 9:20, 9:25.  So it's possible we'll only have seven or nine paragraphs.  JUST ABIT MORE THAN FOURTY FIVE MINUTES we're talkin.  Anyway.  Had another decent NightMight Night.  Not sure how much Salad Calories there were.  If there weren't many PRETTY GOOD NightMight.  If it was a decent amount RELATIVELY GOOD.  YEAH.  Classic Breakfast.  YEAH.  Two Mets games today.  SPLAT SQUAD games.  ONE IS ON TV at 1:00 PM.  WOW WHAT ARE TE ODDS.  It's, "ONE GAME," at, "ONE P.M."  POST MERIDIAN. That can't be right.
   What does PM mean again.  Feels like I looked that up in 2014.  Also WILL I LOOK UP WHAT, "AM," means too?  JUST MIGHT COULD.  Post Meridiem.  Go figure.  A is ANTE.  Which means before in I'm GUESSING Latin.  Post means after in I'm guessing LOTTA LANGAUGES.  Wonder waht Meridiem means.  Too bad there's no way of knowing.  Guess if I had an Encyclopedia Britannica laying around I might know.  JUST MIGHT DON'T though.  Hmm.  Internet seems to suggest it just means Noon.  WHICH MAKES A TON OF SENSE.  When we're talking about Before and After Noon.  Probably should have seen that definition coming in retrospect.  Huh.  What kinda lunch we talking about for today.  COULD BE ANY LUNCH OF THE RAINBOW.  Turkey, ham, or roast beef sandwich.  Sushi, chili, or kids chicken parm.  ALL THE LUNCHES OF TE RAINBOW.  Hopefully that's it for FoodTalk AT LEAST In Act I.  Anyway.  Whatever paragraphs I leave over in Act I I PROBABLY add to ACT II.  Cause I might be waiting around for SUPER Market anyway.  ANYWAY not sure about dinner.  COMMUNAL dinner but FROM WHENCE.  That's not a WHENCE.  That's a WHERCE.  Coffee time!
  THIS IS IMPORTANT-- bit more food talk.  THEY GAVE ME lots of deli meat.  WEBSITE said I'm gettin .58 LB of turkey and .56 of ham.  RIGHT ON TARGET .5 of roast beef though.  ALL IN ALL good stuff.  YEAH.  Anyway.  Lemme look at map of neighborhood on the google to see what kinda circumfrance we're talking about For Soon.  Oh.  That. I can do that.  That seems like 4-6 Wrap Arounds probably.  For 20-30 minutesworth of walks.  Anyway that's good and crap.  Hmm.  Got about half of HANNIBAL left.  Got about thirty or thirty five OR THIRTY SEVEN minutes of Licorice Pizza left.  SO FAR nothing about Licorice Pizza in the film.  Maybe that's the climax.  SHOULD the climax have come already.  Isn't the climax 2/3rds into the story?  That could be wrong.  Could be a little bit further in.  Lemme LTURQ.  USUALLY NEAR TEH END OF TEH TIRD ACT.  So I guess they got SOME time to Climax It Up.  Maybe the climax happened and I missed it.  That's possible too!
   Fourth paragraph!  Hmm.  Got clean shirt from Dryer again today.  The point is I gotta do laundry again next week.  But ALSO the point is I realized YET AGAIN a few days ago that doing laundry is very easy.  I realize that every time I do the laundry.  EACH TIME it's oh this is what I kept putting off?  THIS IS NOTHING.  So that's good I guess.  Also this time it'll be ALL MY SHIRTS.  I don't think it'll be ANYTHING of anyone elses.  GOOD.  I like it that way.  Why should I have to help other people when I can help myself more.  MAKES SENSE.  No it doesn't.  I LOVE helping other people.  MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN.  Anyway MARCH 10th huh.  Beware the ides of march.  I'm telling you NOW so you have TIME TO PREPARE.  It's in FIVE DAYS.  GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.  Talked to Brother last night.  He says he's gonna do some Research for Fantasy Baseball over the weekend.  I MUST MATCH HIM toe to toe.  This is An Expression right.  Toe to toe matching?  Either way YEAH.  Wow four paragraphs down already.
   Got half an hour if I wanna leave Early Enough To Be Real Comfortable.  That's pretty good.  Eight paragraphs for Act I is pretty decent!  Anyway.  Listened to music for first four minutes of Walk I but then I hear in Left Ear Battery Low and I stopped listening to music completely.  I could have listened to music in both ears for 15 minutes until the left earbud died.  And then listened to music in right ear indefinitely.  HOWEVER I decided to stop completely because I DON'T NEED THIS HANGING OVER MY  HEAD.  Anyway.  I think they're both charging right now. COULD BE WRONG.  Either way FRIDAY.  Music is UPDATED today.  New music, new playlists, NEW EVERYTHING.  Go figure.  Gotta imagine they're also getting rid of old music.  Only so much room for old music.  Discarding music from the past that no one was listening to anymore.  OR music people were still listening to but they just decided for OTHER reasons to get rid of.
   Sixth paragraph!  Huh.  I LIKE the rich guy with messed up face going after Hannibal in Hannibal (2001).  He shows us IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE you can still achieve what you want to achieve in life.  Not sure he achieves what he wants to achieve ultimately in this film.  Oh.  Okay.  That's too bad.  HE SURE HAS FUN ALONG THE WAY THOUGH.  Hmm.  Probably gonna aim for NINE paragraphs this act.  That's, what, four more paragraph?  IN ABOUT THRITY MINUTES?  Seems pretty reasonable.  Also it's more like THREE POINT FIVE PARAGRAPH?  UGH?  What else is up and crap.  Then again MAYBE I cut it short at eight paragraphs.  YEAH.  Not sure.  Anyway.  Not sure I like the shorter circumrance walks but it's LOGICAL and it makes me A GOOD SON because I'm around to GET GROCERIES and PUT TEM AWAY.  Not just Good Son but GOOD CITIZEN.  Not just good citizen but GOOD CIVILIAN.  I think civilian comes before citizen.  Really should switch them around in importance.  Oh okay good.
   Let's say PENULTIAMTE paragraph.  YEAH.  Probably can fit in all my walks today based on when they come.  POSSIBLY I'm a walk short.  I guess possibly I'm an extra walk but PROBABLY NOT.  Ugh.  Anyway.  Salad last night was good.  Just too much.  I feel like they gave me entire chicken grilled.  How much chicken is one guy supposed to eat.  TRICK QUESTION. The answer is A LOT.  Not sure why that's a trick question.  Just a DIFFICULT question.  Because it's an answer YOU'D NEVER GUESS.  Hmm.  Not happy with recording live events on New TV Cable Box because their automatic suggestion is I Wanna Record This With A Bonus Thirty Minutes Tacked On At The End.  LOOK thanks for the option.  If I WANNA do that SURE GREAT I'LL DO IT.  But I'll SCROLL TO THAT if it comes to that.  THE FIRST option that should be easiest to choose should be NO EXTRA MINUTES. YOU'RE either making me waste time SCROLLING TO NOTHING or you're making me RECORD EXTRA MINUTES.  Either way I'M LOSING.
   Hmm.  Let's say I write two more paragraphs I guess.  Based on what time it is now.  8:59.  It'd be FOOLISH to just write one paragraph now.  AND I'M NO FOOL.  SOME OF THE TIME.  Not sure what percent of the time I'm no fool.  Somewhere between 10 and 90% of the time.  Really not sure how you quantify Foolishness.  Either way huh Eighth paragraph I guess.  If I have no enthusiasm for sandwich WHICH I DON'T let's face it it's SUCHI, SHILI, or Kids Chicken Parm.  UGH.  NO ENTHUSIASM FOR THOSE either.  What the HELL am I supposed to do for lunch YOU IDIOTS.  This is supposed to be an embarrassment of riches.  I got all the options I was looking forward to for the week.  Instead I WANT NOTHING.  Oh well such is life I guess.  I'll figure something out.  Anyway.  Had TUMMY ACHE earlier this morning on Walk I.  JUST REMEMBERED.  It went away I guess!  Cause I forgot about it.  That's a big clue that it went away.  If I was still in pain I'd probably remember that I was Also In Pain Slightly Earlier!  HEY paragraph eight is over.
   I COULD fit in 10 paragraphs comfortably but NAH just nine.  Let's see what else is up.  Hmm.  Not sure.  Am I POSSIBLY ready for enjoying chili.  I feel like I need to BUILD UP to being  ready for chili.  Am I READY for sushi?  SAME DEAL.  Maybe just kids chicken parm then!  This is food talk.  Yeah but it's IMPORTANT Food Talk.  Gotta make exceptions for Food Talk that's IMPORTANT.  Huh.  Anyway.  I could probably get away with taking Normal Walk after this paragraph.  Maybe I do that.  I think I probably WANT to do that but I guess I won't.  Cause I'm an ADULT first, GOOD SON second, CIVILIAN third, CITIZEN fourth, and some guy who is around for Super Marker Delivery Acceptances FIFTH OR SIXTH I LOST COUNT.  Hmm.  I LOST NO COUNT.  I was up to Fifth.  Maybe I lost count but then I regained count REAL QUICKLY and that's where we are now.  Hmm.  That's it for now!  be back soon presumably!

not entirely entertaining

    Hey friends. Super marker came!  Was talking Shorter circumfrance walk that took longer than I projected.  Each circumfrance took 10 minutes!  Meaning after first circumfrance I was aiming for THREE.  Then after two RIGHT AS I FINISHED TWO I saw Super Marker truck pulling up.  WOW.  20 minute walk instead of standard 25 or 30 minute!  NOW TIME FOR THIS.  I could potentially fit in BONUS Early Part Of Day walk today now.  OR I could just take it easy and call That 20 minutes a regular walk.  HMM we'll see how it goes.  Anyway.  Think I'm aiming for HAM SANDWICH just for fun.  Get it out of the way.  Nice fun LIGHT AND BREEZY ham sandwich.  Sandwich side?  How about something EQUALLY light and breezy.  What would that be.  I dunno.  That's a tough one now that I think about it!  HEY this is six paragraph act.  HEY that means only five paragraphs to go.  REGARDLESS of poor quality THIS IS STILL a paragraph.
    Okay.  Guess I'm aiming for Extra walk today.  Which REALLY means extra 20 minutes of Walk.  Or something like that I dunno.  Hmm.  I GUESS it all depends on how quickly I get this Six Paragraph Act'r done.  ACTOR.  What the HELL IS THAT supposed to mean.  Ugh.  Figure I'll probably continue HANNIBAL (2001) in regular part of day as opposed to holding onto it for NightTime Night.  Also imagine I put the (2001) in capitalizations as well.  Not sure how or why.  The point is I'd like to see someone pioneer a way to capitalize (and or/ lowercaseize) numbers.  Without bolding or italics or underlining or Font Sizing or anything like that that already exists as a way to emphasize them.  SOMETHING NEW.  That sort of thing.  Ugh.  Listened to some PLAYLIST on Walk 1.5.  CATCHING FEELIGNS.  Caught SOME feelings.  IN GENERAL the feelign was first half of walk I fenjoyed, second half of walk started to be I DUNNO I COULD USE SOME SILENCE NOW TAHT I TINK ABOUT IT.
   Four paragraph to go!  Hmm.  Why WOULDN'T I enjoy delicious Chili.  IT'S DELICIOUS and A MIXEMUP.  Anyway.  I imagined licorice pizza where it's regular pizza and licorice is a topping.  What if it's pizza where licorice is the BASE of the pizza.  Either the crust is licorice or perhaps the cheese is made of licorice or the SAUCE perhaps.  Obviously our minds go to TOPPING at first but WHAT DO WE REALLY KNOW about this pizza.  NOT MUCH.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Figure I'll enjoy upcoming walk real good.  Probably in Oh I Don't Know half an hour right?  That leaves me good amount of time to Fit in Extra Half Walk overall for the Early Part/Overall Parts of the day.  Ugh.  Hmm.  WIAT A SECOND is DayLight Spendings and/or Savings time this week.  What's the deal with that.  SO WHAT HAPPENS at 2 am.  Does it become 3 am.  OR TE OTHER WAY.  YEAH.  When it's 2 Am GUESS WHAT NO IT ISN'T it's actually 3 AM.  Oh okay that's good.
   3 AM?  THat's a song by The Matchbox 20!  Not sure I'm happy about that.  Such is life though.  Halfway through Act II!  Happy about THAT.  Almost done with Chores For The Day.  Which is GOOD.  Get to watch more Hannibal with the guy with messed up face.  I LIKE HIM HE'S GOT CHARACTER.  I don't think we're necessarily supposed to like him.  GOOD I DON'T PLAY BY YOUR RULES.  GONNA LIKE HIM ANYWAY.  Hmm.  Not sure I've ever had licorice.  Is that like twizzlers.  IS twizzlers licorice.  Because if it is YEP I've had licorice.  Twizzlers are licorice because they include licorice extract.  Oh.  Licorice is like a plant or something.  Go figure.  Anyway what else do I have going on for me.  LOTS OF CRAP.  Split squat METS game pretty soon.  Wonder what kinda jerks they got playing in that game.  ALREADY lost a lot of high quality players to Playing For Their Countries in World Baseball Classic.  NOW they're SPLIT between Split Squats today.  WOW we're gonna see a lot of jerks playing who I don't care about.  This baseball game won't be very interesting now that I think about it!
  Fifth paragraph!  PENULTIMATE.  Sure thing.  Finished SALAD overnight.  Think I mentioned that before.  Good deal!  I think I threw out some Salad part of salad.  Not that much.  Ate almost all of Salad part of salad.  BUT APPARENTLY NOT ALL.  Hmm.  Moving forward I think I can plan to split salad into two salads.  IF ONLY I add a little bit.  Maybe all it takes it ADD HARDBOILED EGG.  That SMALL addition could make A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE in terms of making it a solid PLENTIFUL two meals.  Ugh.  Turns out I like hardboiled eggs.  Had them a few times FROM THIS PLACE.  WHY NOT eat hardboiled egg.  Delicious.  I think it's hardboiled egg.  SOME sort of egg.  Probably boiled some way.  WHY NOT hard.  Huh.  What else do I got going on for me.  PROBABLY not much but you can never be 100% sure.  Chicken Parm.  Chili. Ham sandwich.  I'm starting to get enthusiastic about lunch choices.  REAL enthusiastic.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  SURE THING.  Guess I gotta finish Licorice Pizza.  Get it out of the way.  I KNOW it will end somehow I just don't know for sure WHAT will happen.  That's what keeps people interested in watching the fiml. Gotta see what happens an whatknot.  Oh okay good.  Wanna take a silence walk coming up BUT I gotta be listening for a phone call from Pharmacy and/or Doctor regarding Re-uppance of a medication that's becoming an issue.  GOTTA LISTEN TO MUSIC if I wanna hear phone call.  IT MAKES SENSE.  Then again I'm taking a solid FIVE MINUTE shower when I get home.  Can't hear phone call then.  Also sure it's a four minute shower.  Gotta round up to five minutes.  That's how we do things here.  Maybe take a silence walk anyway.  I CAN FIGURE IT OUT.  Hmm.  I guess that's it for now.  See ya tonight!  Wow this entry is terrible.  SEE YA TONIGH!

Got A Good Feeling About  This

    Hey friends!  Another successful day mostly down.  I dunno if I'd say SUCCESSFUL.  I dunno if I'd say DOWN.  Pretty sure I'll stick with, "DAY," though.  That makes a TON of sense.  Anywah had delicious kids chicken parm for lunch had TWO HEAT-EM-UP Dogs for dinner with a hald fozen or EIGHT Freedom Fries on the side.  We're talkin I wanted the Dogs plain but they put mustard and ketch-em-up on 'em.  A LOT. I was able to swab most of it off the dogs.  Swab most of it off the buns!  STILL slightly unpleasant though.  Then again I ATE IT and it FULLIZED ME UP.  So that was good.  Got Freedom Pot Pie for tomorrow dinner.  Maybe Ham Sandwich or Suschi for tomorrow.  Beave SUSCHEMI.  That sort of thing.  Sushimi is a thing isn't it.  IT BETTER BE, or else.  Anyway.  Re-upped with some delicous Cinnamon Toast Crunk cereal.  Been indulging in that throughout the day.  Got lots of soda bottles.  INDULGED in putting them away earlier.  How is THAT an INDULGENCE.  Because I got the PLEASURE OF A JOB WELL DONE.  YOU IDIOT.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Finished Hannibal as well as Licorish Picca.  Watched some 2000's Western that was possibly from 2011.  POSSIBLY about Butch Cassidy but his name is something else in the film.  Kinda didn't pay too much attention to it!  I LIKE WESTERNS.  They're like DRAMAS but GUESS WHAT TAKE PLACE IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE OF THE UNITED STATE-EM-UPS.  Ugh.  Watched some of the Metro's game today.  A decent amount.  Anyway.  UNHAPPY about the fate of the guy with the messed up face in Hannibal (2001).  NO SPOILERS but HE DESERVED BETTER than what he got.  POOR GUY.  ALL HE WANTED WAS TO BE LOVED.  TO LOVE AND BE LOVED IN RETURN.  ALL ANY OF US REALLY WANT.  Not be eaten alive by hogs.  That's THE EXACT OPPOSITE of what any of us want.  Anyway what else is up.  Maybe have a choco pop at the beginning of upcoming paragraph.  I like that idea because it gives me something to accomplish.  GOTTA OCCUPY ourselves one way.  Seems reasonable.
   YEAH.  Maybe put on Shutter Film about Werewolve when this is over.  Doubt I finish the entire Motion Picture tonight but I can make a solid dent in it.  Anyway.  NO LICORISH PIZZA in the film.  ANY FILM.  But specifically the film with that title.  That's the one that I was particularly looking for some Licorice Pizza in.  Maybe it happened in the background and they just didn't call attention to it.  IF SO I DON'T GET IT.  Then again IF NOT I DON'T GET IT.  Basically the moral of the story is NO MATTER WAHT I DON'T GET IT.  GOD DANG IT I can still smell FAINT TRACES of overlap of ketchup and mustard.  Not faint ketchup smell NOR faint mustard smell.  I CAN SMELL THE MIXTURE.  Not sure from what.  Possibly fingers.  That's a WORST case scenario.  Possibly from table surface or something.  That's a BAST case scenario.  WHY.  I dunno.  Seemed like a good case scenario off the top of my head.  If I'm smelling it on my fingers I'M UNCLEAN and that's BAD because who needs that hassle.
    PENultimate paragraph.  Huh.  Mom left over half her HAMBURGER patty.  Also MORE of her Freedom Fries.  Not sure WHY I would want those things.  Well I know WHY.  Freedom Fries would be delicious side for a OH I DON'T KNOW HAM SANDICH for tomorrow lunch.  Also hamburger patty would be DELICIOUS UNHEALTHY SNACK at ANY GIVEN SUNDAY.  Whew that's good Sunday is coming up REAL SOON.  UNFORTUNATELY this Sunday is a mere 23 hours.  WHAT ARE TEH ODDS.  Sounds like about 1 out of 52 that any Sunday will be 23 hours.  WOW I REALLY GOT UNLUCKY HERE.  Anyway.  Ended up with a bonus walk today.  Or a bonus 2/3rds r 4/5ths of a walk.  I dunno how you wanna quantify it.  I dunno IF you wanna quantify it.  I DUNNO IF YOU'RE EVEN ALIVE OR NOT.  You could be STONE COLD DEAD what do I really know about your condition NOT MUCH.  Hmm.  I don't like the sounds of that.  The good news is only one more paragraph.
    Sure.   Not sure what Future Snacks For Tonight is gonna look like but gotta imagine it will look like something.  Anything Gotta Look Like Something.  Anyway.  Maybe I watch Red Gradon if I could figure out how to access it easily tonight.  THEN AGAIN let's just watch FuN Shutter Film WHY NOT I LIKE TO HAVE FUN.  Usually. Not too much fun though.  EVEN I HAVE MY LIMITS.  The point is now water in bathroom sink isn't going down well.  WHAT A TERRIBLE DEVELOPMENT.  Now I'm gonna look like a jerk if that becomes a serious problem.  A CLOGGED SINK is no good JUST AS MUCH as a clogged bathtub is no good.  IN MANY WAYS EVEN WORSE.  Also in many ways NOT AS BAD. ALso IN SEVERAL WAYS about as bad.  THAT ABOUT COVERS IT.  Hmm.  Did I mention that I bit down into lollipop and am just about done finishing chewing it up?  CAUSE THAT'S TEH CASE as we speak.  Huh.  ANyway I guess thati's it for tonight.  See ya tomorrow!

-7:56 P.M.

Thursday, March 9, 2023

You're Doing Great Job

    Hey friends.  Got some CRUNCHTIME this morning.  Firstly I got up late.  We're talkin it's already 9:59 AM!  Also we're talkin' I gotta get my Dad some MILK on walk #4.  That'll take a bonus 5-20 minutes.  HOWEVER I talkd it over with my Dad and we agreed that my Early Part Of Day might be expanded a bit.  HIS WALK could be delayed a bit.  So that's good.  EITEHR WAY Act I could be cut short.  AIMING for eight paragraphs.  Could be a paragraph longer or shorter.  But I'm AIMING for eight.  Aiming for it to be around fifty minutes.  Either way HEY let's get into it.  The Mets are playing THE VENEZUALINS today and it will be on TV.  Venezualans are one of the BEST teams in the world.  Could give the Mets a run for their money.  Not sure any money is at stake.  Could be some illegal gambling going on between the teams.  Not sure it's illegal if it's spring training.  Not sure it's spring training if it's not between two major league teams.  Not sure if this counts as a pargraph if nothing really happened.  Oh okay.
    Hmm.  Listened to POSTAL SERVICE on first walk.  I STAND BY MY CHOICE.  Nice easy listening.  Got second half of album for next Music Walk.  Probably walk II but ya never know I might want SILENCE Walk.  Hmm.  Had relatively low calorie NightMight night again.  I TINK that makes three in a row!  Had Classic Breakfast.  I TINK we're not gonna get communal dinner tonight.  I got FREEDOM toast for one meal and WHO KNOW WHAT for other meal.  NOT ME I DUNNO WHAT.  Maybe some sort of Frozen Breakfast thing.  I got TWO frittata which isn't hearty.  I think I got some Breakfast BOWL which probably isn't hearty either.  Could have a balanced breakfast which isn't hearty.  Could have some frozen pizza which isn't breakfast.  Anyway.  Was ready to skip Walk I and just start Act I normal time but without a walk beforehand.  THEN I GOT UP just in time.  GO FIGURE COFFEE TIME not happy with first two paragraphs.
   POSTAL SERVICE?  I dunno when the last time I sent a letter was.  Possibly for JOB.  Back in Oh I Don't Know 2008.  I'm sure letters have been sent on my behalf.  But ME PERSONALLY?  I dunno.  Sent some EMAIL.  Electronic letters.  So that's good.  His name is Louis DeJOY but he causes nothing but MISERY.  Something like that.  How long do I have to write six paragraphs.  I dunno Fourty Minutes would be ideal.  So that's good I guess.  What do I got going on for me in rest of the day.  Gotta imagine I'm halfway through some sort of Television Movie or something.  BUT WHAT.  Gotta imagine I can easily figure it out.  BUT HOW.  Guess it's not that easy then.  BUT WHY.  Lemme LTURQ.  OH RIGHT Drag Someone To Hell.  Lotta fun Unexpected Gross-Me-Outs in that film.  Now they're expected.  Just told you about em.  You'll probably forget.  I SAW the film already and I FORGOT.  Anyway the point is hey how about that I dunno.
   Hmm.  Watch some LICORICE PIZZA.  Seems OFFBEAT.  If there's ONE THING I LIKE it's OFFBEAT.  Not sure that's accurate.  Oh well what can ya do.  Not happy that I spelled Licorice correctly when I was sorta half intent on spelling it incorrectly for fun.  Turns out I spelled it accurately by accident.  Shows how much I know!  YEAH.  What are the odds there's a reference to What Licorice Pizza Is in the film.  Or not.  I'd say 70/30.  About 2/3rds chance they talk about Licorice Pizza one way or another in the film.  About a 30% chance NOPE it's just made up title that means nothing.  GO FIGURE.  Anyway I dunno.  LESS THAN A WEEK until Fantasy Baseball Draft.  DOIN SOME REAL RESEARCH.  For example UH WAIT A SECOND I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING ANY REAL RESEARCH SORRY about the brazen lying.  So that's good.  Anyway if I write 8 paragraphs HALFWAY THROUGH ACT already.  DID IT IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.  Then again paragraph isn't over.  NOW IT IS THOUGH so GO FIGURE.
   YEAH.  I think I'd like some CHINESE food today but that would make Chili with Rice from Super Marker for upcoming week a REDUNDANCY.  Already getting rice NOW.  Which would CARRY OVER into next week.  YOU FOOLS.  Maybe get a Nationalized Burger Chain Restaurant.  A MacDonalds or a Burger Kingdom or something.  That'd be an interesting mix-em-up.  Is there a way I can justify that kind of order with A MERE TWO MEAL COMMITMENT or do I have to commit to THREE meals.  That's a tough one gonna have to look into that one.  Either way something to think about.  Either way hmm what else is going on and crap.  Get a WENDIES.  Spicy Chicken Sandwich.  HEY what if I pick up a SUBWAY sandwich.  Been a while since I had a HEALTHFUL but HEARTY Subwich.  Not sure why they don't market their sandwiches as Subwiches.  Seems like a slam dunk all the way around.  Also now if they do it I have to get royalties for each sandwich.  OH I DON'T KNOW TEN CENTS A SUBWICH sounds fair.
   Sixth paragraph of the act!  WILL I cut it at eight paragraphs even if its pretty Early?  I dunno!  Maybe go NINE paragraphs.  THEN CUT IT EARLY.  Either way I'm making up Deficit in Act III THAT'S FOR SURE.  Roasted Chicken Breast or something from Subway.  I can do that.  I CAN DO THAT REAL GOOD.  Or pick up Pizza from Italy Style Restaurant.  EITHER WAY we're talking Me Going Into Place TWICE in one day.  MILK & Meal.  Also BOTH ON SAME STREET.  This is WILD.  Go figure.  Kinda feels like getting Milk & Meal on the same street on the same day ISN'T KOSHER.  I guess it depends on the meal.  DEPENDS ON TE MILK TOO.  This might be Fake Milk.  Oh okay that sounds good then.  Either way I think this is gonna be Eight Paragraphs and THAT'LL DO IT.  What quality are we talkin' these paragraphs been.  REACH 4 ouyt of 10 ?  3 out of 10?  TWO OUT OF TEN?  HEY IT HAS BEEN TWO OUT OF TEN?  YES!
   Penultimate paragraph of Act! How much progress have I made with coffee?  Looks like about 15%.  Coulda been worse.  Coulda been... less than... FIFTEEN PERCENT.  Or MORE than.  Depends on how you think of Worse.  Huh.  Gonna have to count the slices of white bread I have left.  DECENT CHANCE I don't really NEED to buy new bread until NEXT week.  WEIRD STUFF.  I get new Sandwich Fillings every two weeks.  MAKES SENSE That I get new sandwich Outers ALSO every two weeks.  NOPE.  The white bread MAY last 3 weeks.  Kidna feels like this should have happened in the past then too.  NOPE.  Never occurred in the past somehow!  MIGHT BE OCCURRING NOW though.  Go figure!  What else is up and crap.  Gotta re-up with some EGGO.  I had good success with Chocoatey Egoo last time but you can never count out Blueberry or Cinnamon Toast Eggo.  HELL you can never count out PLAIN eggo.  What other eggo would be exciting.  Mini Pancake Eggo.  What the HELL. IN A GOOD WAY.
   Last paragraph.  YEAH.  That's good and crap.  Anyawy I dunno.  No new team names in Fantasy Baseball League.  I don't think they do this but they SHOULD-- Lock In Team Names once the MLB Season starts.  Once Game One begins YOUR TEAM NAME IS LOCKED IN.  Wait a second that runs COUNTER to what I want.  I WANT these jerks to change their team names.  I should be giving them EVERY OPPORTUNITY to change their names.  Yeah but then again THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE.  They made their bed NOW THEY HAVE TO SLEEP IN IT.  That sounds GREAT.  That's what YOU WANT TO DO when you make your bed.  You sleep in it!  That's WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN on both counts.  Hmm.  Not sure the last time my bed was made.  Either way I sleep in it all the time.  So that's good.  Anyway.  POSSIBLE I can do some CrunchTime and be back WIT MILK on time such that Dad can take his walk Real Normal TimeLike.  YEAH.  I'll be back soon.

what else is up

    Hey friends!  Got fair amount of time to write this act.  Solid FOURTY minutes to play with which is more than enough.  Anyway.  Leaning toward SUBWAY Oven Roasted Chicken Breast sandwich.  Probably indulge in some CHEESE on top of it.  WHAT KIND?  Dunno what my options are yet.  Maybe SWISS if that's in the cards as an option.  I assume AMERICAN is an option because Subway is PATRIOTISM RESTAURANT.  So that's not bad.  Maybe Cheddar.  CHEDDAR IS A FUN CHEESE.  Not sure where I got that impression.  Fun WORD at least.  Anyway I dunno.  I'd LIKE to have it for lunch but the walk before lunch I'M BUSY WITH MILK.  So that means I'm Subwaying It Up FOR DINNER.  Freedom Toast for lunch.  COULD BE WORSE.  COULD BE A LOT WORSE.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  NOT A WHOLE LOT.  Gotta adjust soda I'm ordering from Super market.  Got a whole lot of soda left over from This Past Week it turns out.  DON'T NEED all the soda I got in cart.  I DUNNO how or why I have so much soda left over.  Doesn't FEEL like I was drinking less.  BUT THAT'S GOOD IGUESS.
   Less things ya do the better.  That's a good general rule.  Gotta CONSERVE energy and resources.  Soda is resources.  DRINKING soda is energy.  So it's good.  What else is up.  Finished Postal Service Album on second walk.  They had bonus tracks I've never heard after the album.  Wasn't in the mood for giving them a shot!  SORRY POSTAL SERVICE.  Maybe next time.  Possibly NEVER.  Hmm.  Not sure why Subway makes it so difficult to see Menu and/or Nutritional Info.  Gotta enter in my address and everything.  LOOK I JUST WANNA SEE MENU AND/OR NUTRITIONAL INFO.  Why do I have to give you personal info.  MAKES ME WANNA JUST GIVE UP WITH YOUR RESTAURANT ALTOGETHER.  ALSO POSTAL SERVICE ALBUM IS CALLED, "GIVE UP," SO IT ALL COMES TOGETHER IN THE END.  Or in the beginning.  STILL in the beginning of the day.  I dunno how the day is gonna All Come Together In The End.  Very possible IT WON'T.  IT WILL end but very possible it won't be in a serendipitous or fortuitous way.  WOW I GOT SOME GOOD VOCABULARY.
   Three paragraph to go!  WOW.  Feels like I might enjoy a Silence Walk coming up.  Anyway.  How long do I have to finish this act Comfortablelike.  I dunno half an hour would be pretty comfortablelike.  WOW so much Comfort I can't believe it.  Thinking about having Very Old personal bag of pretzels for SubwichSide.  Just feels right.  WAS gonna get a Sun Chips from them.  BUT if I have pretzels and CHEESE that equals sun chips.  THIS WAY I GET CHEEZE and delicious pretzels.  MAEKS SENSE.  Wonder how much a chore Writing Seven Paragraphs for act three will be.  Compared to writing five.  MIGHT BE A DELIGHT.  Writing Act III I get into a GROOVE sometimes.  Maybe writing seven paragraphs pays off in a big way.  Maybe lots of things.  Hmm.  The point is YES I will be on walk AND PARTIALLY AT THE SUPER MARKER while Mets vs The Country Of Venesualia is starting but I can watch FROM POINT ZERO when I get back.  I TINK.  I might be confronted with Live TV by accident so I'll know The Score ahead of time AT THE TIME I GET HOME.  But MAYBE I can maneuver around that and have A SOLID NO SPOILERS.
    Two paragraph to go.  HEY HOW ABOUT THAT.  Good deal.  What else is up and crap.  SHOULD I get ALL the decent toppings for Subwich there are.  ANY toppings I halfway tolerate go on the sandwich?  Or only toppings I particularly think oh okay THAT topping is REAL good.  OR SOMEWHERE inbetween.  Probably somewhere inbetween or ALL THE TOPPINGS I can tolerate.  We'll see what happens then.  Also SURE I'll have 'em toast it.  I'm not an IDIOT.  The more things they do to the sandwich the better.  TOAST IT.  DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO IT.  That's just LOGIC.  Hmm.  I get to decide what kinda BREAD to get.  Gonna go with one of the standard breads.  Standard LOW CALORIE bread.  That's a no brainer right.  SURE IS.  Kinda feels like I thought going into Licorice Pizza Watching The Trailer that it was directed by Wes Anderson.  Turns out Paul Thomas... I wanna say... ANDERSON?  YEAH.  But totally different people.  Either way BOTH are respected filmmakers.  BY ME!!!
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  Now I'm not sure WES Anderson is named Anderson.  What are the odds that they're both named Anderson.  I'm gonna say close to 100%.  YEP.  Now the odds are REALLY close to 100% after just looking it up.  So that's good.  Anyway AT THIS RATE should be able to get home in time from Super Marker for Dad to take his walk at normal time.  UNLESS Super Marker takes a long amount of time.  JUST MIGHT COULD.  Huh.  Wearin nice clean shirt from dryer.  Hasn't had the benefit of being Hung Up or anything.  DIDN'T NEED IT.  Nice and clean regardless of having been hung up for any amount of time.  WHO NEEDS HANGING UP.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Guess I'm done here for now.  I KNOW this paragraph is pretty short but sometimes we all have to make sacrifices in life.  SEE YA TONIGHT.

I Wouldn't Think So

    DANG I JUST REMEMBERED I gotta write seven paragraphs now.  WENT THROUGH TE WHOLE Leading Up To Now imagining writing five paragraphs.  Hmm.  That's okay.  Maybe it'll be good.  I write high quality Bonus Two Paragraphs.  I've done more surprising things in my lifetime.  What's the most surprising thing I ever done did.  Oh I don't kn BOO.  Did I GET YA?  That's my bid for Most Surprising Thing.  Anyway went to Super Marker for milk for dad.  They didn't have it.  Turns out Company is just temporarily not making it.  Dad has spent many hours the last week or two trying to figure out where he can get the milk.  Kinda feels like at some point he could have been informed EARLIER company Just Wasn't Making It Right Now.  Either way NOTICED ON THAT WALK Neighborhood Subway ITSELF is Temporarily Closed.  Went with Local Salad Place Doordash Delivery for dinner.  CREATED MY OWN SALAD.  Well not really.  I designed THE SPECS.  They created it.  Well they organized it.  Anyawy I ate 85, 90% of it.  STILL SOME SALAD LEFT.  Maybe that'd be good NIGHTMIGHT and whatKNOT.
   YEAH.  Watched most of Licorice Pizza.  Pretty good movie.  Once I found out Leading Lady was Musician In Well Known Band I become Much More On Board.  LEADING LADY?  MUSICIAN?  WELL KNOWN BAND?  NOW I'M?  ON BOARD?  Something along those lines and crap.  Not sure what I'm gonna watch when the entry is over though.  Gotta put on some HorrorShow and whatknot.  HMM INTERESTING WEREWOLVE MOVIE new on Shutter.  Ican watch THAT.  Not even just watching the screenshot of the poster and the paragraph BLURB of it.  I CAN WATCH TE MOVING PICTURE of the film itself with APPROPRIATE AUDIO SOUNDTRACK to go along with it.  I CAN EVEN SYNC IT UP so that the audio soundtrack MATCHES UP with the images AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE.  Ugh.  Ya get what ya pay for.  YOU PAID NOTHING for this website.  And YOU GET NOTHING.  Well you Get THIS.  The poin tis THIS MIGHT BE WORSE THAN NOTHING.  Oh.  Well maybe you PAID worse than nothing?  It's POSSIBLE I paid you to read this website.  In which case IT'S FAIR that it's worse than nothing.  If I'm paying you to read this IT DOES MAKE SENSE that it'd be a chore for you to read.
   So that makes sense now that I think about it.  FIVE PARAGRAPHS NOW TOGO.  Gonna have Grape Choco Pop again tonight.  Just so happened that I pulled GRAPE out of the bag twice in a row.  FATE DICTATED THUSLY SO.  YEAH.  What else is up and crap.  Ended up getting NO NEW BREAD this week.  I have enough white bread to last me for the upcoming week.  YEAH!  I guess.  ANYWAY had half of the eggwhite with Freedom Toast for lunch.  NOW I only have ONE Balanced Breakfastsworth of Egg Whtie.  GOOD.  PERECT even one might say.  WITH ACCURACY in mind.  So that's all good and crap.  Anyway went with WHITE RICE to pair with Beef Chili for upcoming 2 weeks.  YEAH. When I EAT IT am I gonna splice the chili and rice together.  Probably, right?  I MEAN I could cook it right next to each other Separate But Equallike.  LIKE when you get Takeaway Food.  HMM that's not always right.  You get CHINESE FOOD you're gonna have rice and Protein separated.  But if you get HALAL food USUALLY you're gonna have rice and protein mixed.  RIGHT?  Maybe my imagination-memory is FAULTY and playing TRICKSIES on me.  Who knows.  PROBABLY LOTS OF PEOPLE. I  envy them.
   FOUR paragraphs to go.  CHOCO POP TIME.  I guess.  Started dinner a bit early today.  This is good stuff let's keep it going.  Ugh.  I hope I didn't OVERadjust the amount of soda I'm getting for next week.  I may end up getting TOO FEW soda bottles.  And then I'd have to drink disgusting WATER.  I like water.  You know what?  I SHOULD drink more water.  It's delicious.  I guess.  You could make that argument.  That I like water.  Not sure where you'd get your arguments and evidence and points of contentntion.  THEY'RE ALL SAFELY GUARDED IN MY BRAIN.  But I guess if you INTERVIEW ME you could Make That Argument adequately IF I GIVE YA THE GOODS on it.  What's going on again.  Hmm.  Took all the walks to day.  All the walks WORTH taking.  The point is one good Drama I can watch is THE CHINATOWN.  Which is a classic Dramatic Film but seems like a CHORE to watch by Today's Standards.  SO I HAVEN'T PUT IT ON YET.
   Three paragraph to go.  CHINATOWN?  CAN YOU EVEN SAY THAT ANYMORE?  Probably!  The point is HUH.  Solid chance I indulge in some Birthday Quest Bar tonight.  Not sure WHY.  It just occurred to me a little bit earlier and I haven't had any conflicting thoughts occur to me SINCE then that are any stronger.  Even any that are any weaker.  NO CONFLICTING THOUGHTS AT ALL.  Sounds like the first thought is the winner if there's no new thoughts to contradict first thought.  You'd Think So WOuldn't You.  Ugh.  BITING DOWN INTO CHOCO POP.  IT'S BEEN QUITE THE EXPERIENCE.  What else is going on and crap.  LOOK did it take me 2 minutes to realize Bradley Cooper was Bradley Cooper and not Jason Bateman SURE.  I FEEL THAT'S NOT SO BAD.  A lot of the time I'd NEVER realize it was Bradley Cooper and not Jason Bateman.  A BIG CLUE I GOT was when I was reading the credits Here Or There and I had seen Bradley Cooper was in the film.  And not Jason Bateman.  HUGE HINT RIGHT THERE.
   Penultimate paragraph!  What else is going on and crap. I mean they didn't specially say Jason Bateman WASN'T in the film.  I don't think they did.  Maybe they said it somewhere and I didn't get up to that part.  Hmm.  Grilled chicken was STAR of salad and they sure gave A SHIT LOAD of it.  Also got a shitload of other components of salad and they gave plenties of those things too.  ALL IN ALL I paid a lot for this salad taking into account fees and tips and whatknot BUT I GOT A LOT OUT OF IT AS WELL. GOOD TIMES.  Taking into ACCOUNT FEES?  WHAT'S AN ACCOUNT FEE?  TEHRE I GO AGAIN.  Ugh.  I CAN TINK OF PLENTY OF TINGS THAR ART ACCOUNT FEES.  Not really but you get the idea.  What else do i got going on for me.  Took Birthday Bar out of the fridge.  Gonna eat it in around 15-30 minutes!  Delightful.  Anyway what else.  Finished DM2H earlier today, too!  NO SPOILERS but I EVENTUALLY FINISHED THE MOVIE.  Unless you count the closing credits.  IN WHICH CASE I NEVER FINISHED THE MOVIE and in all likelihood NEVER WILL.
   Last paragraph!  Hey how about that great stuff.  Got Super Marker delivery tomorrow PRESUMABLY between 10 and 12.  AM.  And PM.  APPROPTIARLY AND TUHSLY SO.  Last week they came real early though.  So we'll see what happens!  I'LL see what happens.  Whether I relay that info along to you is MY decision.  I DUNNO what I'll do you'll find out when you need to.  Maybe I put on HANNIBAL (2001) instead of Newly Available Shutter Werewolve movie.  THINK I'LL DO JUST THAT.  Not even JUST that.  Might even do OTHER THINGS over the course of the rest of my life IN ADDITION to that.  Dunno if I'll get around to other things.  But the important thing is I'll do AT LEAST that.  Well anyway.  Entry is just about over for today.  Let's see.  What else is there to cover before we wrap it up completely.  Good success with remotes.  Yep.  That's it.  Got new cable box a week or two ago.  No problems with remotes since then!  Great.  See ya tomorrow.

-8:06 P.M.

Wednesday, March 8, 2023

So What About That

    Hey friends!  Here relatively early.   We're talkin it's 9:13 AM.  Had ZOOM therapy appointment at 8:30 AM.  Took a bonus HALF walk before then.  We're talkin somewhere around 11-15 minutes.  Then took standard walk AFTER then.  The point is -.5 Walk involved listening to Catching Feeligns while 1.0 Walk involved Silence.  Relatively successful on both counts!  Anyway no Mets Television Game today.  I BELIEVE they are playing Nicaragua.  The country.  In a tune up for the World Baseball Classic.  For THEM.  For the Mets it's a tune up for REGULAR baseball.  So that's good.  Hmm anyone good on Nicaragua Team.  Better LURQ Nicaragua Baseball 2023.  Looks like their main star is a Reliever in the Yankees Organization.  WOW. Organization.  That sounds pretty serious.  So that's good for them.  Anyway took clean shirt of dryer for today.  WEARING IT NOW.  In all its clean glory. Hmm.  Got about half to two thirds of Silence Of Them Lambs left.  Even the TITLE is scary.  LAMBS ARE SILENT?  WHY?  WHO MADE THEM SO?  I'M SPOOKED GOOD.
   Huh.  Possibly save that for NightTime Night.  Figure out some DRAMATIC film to watch for the TodayDay.  ANyway.  FOOD TALK paragraph!  Had decent NightMight I guess.  Somewhere between Small amount of NightMight and Small-Normal-Large Amount OF NightMight.  I TINK.  Coulda been straight up Small Amount.  WHO KNOWS.  Black and white cookie for breakfast.  Wide Alfredo for lunch.  DUNNO DINNER.  If we get DINER I get Bison Burger and Perhaps FREEDOM TOAST for dinner tonight and/or lunch tomorrow.  If we get Italy Style Restuarant I get PIZZA and Grilled Chicken Roll for dinner tonight and/or lunch tomorrow.  That's it THAT'S THE FOOD TALK.  I guess.  COFFEF coming up real soon.  WOW.  Orange soda left over from ZOOM appointment FIFTY MINUTES AGO.  This is STALE.  NO THANKS TAKE IT BACK.  Then again I'll drink it.  Kids in China are STARVING.  For DIET SODA.  Hmm.  How happy am I with current configuration of titles.  Guess they're okay.  COFFEF time.
   OKAY.  How much time do I have to write this act.  Oh I don't how how does AN HOUR AND TWENTY MINUTES STRIKE YOU.  How long will it take  I dunno how does FIFTY MINUTES strike you.  NOT WELL.  I don't like estimating that.  Could be fourty minutes could be HOUR.  NOT HAPPY ABOUT ESTIMATION: THIS.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Wonder if I should listen to music on upcoming walk or not.  And if I do WHAT KIND.  Current music playlist?  Tried and true album?  CURRENT music album?  ME MYSELF album?  This is tough stuff!  PERSONALLY CURATED PLAYLIST?  Anyway I dunno.  Halfway through the third paragraph.  NOT ENOUGH PROGRESS.  Any Mets players from Venezuala.  To WHOM does their allegiance lie.  Probably would play for Venesualia.  I think GENERALLY their interests like with the Mets but in terms of PRESEASON BASEBALL they'd play for Venesuala because WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC is more immediate competition compared to Major League Baseball Season.
   So that's good.  What else is up and crap.  Anything interesting happen on ZOOM appointment.  Sure.  Someone saw my Shoved Face.  Wore glasses, too.  Nice combination of Shove And Glasses.  That's one way to go.  Anyway.  They present Jodie Foster as some sort of hot shot prodigy and one piece of evidence is they point out that she's in the top quarter of her class.  Uh.  You know who else is in the top quarter of her class?  ALMOST 1/4TH OF EVERYONE ELSE.  Look it's PRETTY good.  I WOULD BRAG of this generally.  But it's not exactly TIP TOP YOU'RE THE BEST level.  Then again SHE DISPLAYS Tip Top She's The Best CHARACTERISTICS in the film.  But that one piece of evidence isn't the best selling point.  NOT TO ME AT LEAST.  Then again I'm an idiot what do I know.  C'MON MIKE SHE'S A LADY.  FACES SPECIAL CHALLENGES. For her to be in Top 1/4th it's like for a man to be in top 1/16th.  MAYBE but on the other hand NOT SURE WHAT TAHT MEANS EXACTLY.
   Fifth paragraph!  Put new coffee grounds away.  This time I stood on CHAIR to get access to cabinet.  Instead of climbing on top of counter.  NO disturbing gas lines TODAY.  Probably not at least.  Guess it's still possible I do it one way or another.  Huh.  What else do I got going on.  Presumably other Habbinal Lector movies available to me.  Like a HANNIBAL for instance.  Maybe a RED DRAGON.  Or the one that predates Silence Of Them Lambs I wanna say MANHUNTER.  YEP that checks out.  Either way what can ya do.  Feels like I saw either Hannibal or Red Dragon in theaters and I don't feel like I'm not old enough to see many films in theaters but I feel like I was not old enough to see THAT movie in theaters.  Even though I was pretty old at that point.  2001 or 2002?  ALMOST A TEENED AGER.  Possibly WAS a Teened Ager.  JUST WASN't OLD ENOUGH to relate to seeing some guy eat a piece of his own brain.  That kind of thing WAS LOST on my young psyche.
   START of second half of Act I!  GO FIGURE.  Hmm.  Now that I'm older now though I GET IT.  He ate a piece of his brain.  MAKES TOTAL SENSE. What else do I got going on for me.  Think I really wanna do some Fantasy Baseball Research for Brother's League.  I'd say I probably WON'T.  60/40 Odds I won't.  But it's POSSIBLE I will and I WANT TO.  I know HE is.  Pretty sure he is.  I gotta MATCH his enthusiasm or else I'm being a poor brother and/or Fantasy Baseball Competitor.  He wants COMPETITION it's no fun if I just roll over and die In A Fantasy Baseball Sense.  Hmm.   THEN AGAIN it's for money.  He'd be happy if we all roll over and die so he can win the money.  That's the kind of guy he is.  VALUES MONEY more than STIFF COMPETITION.  Go figure.  I hope I get a BAD Drafting Position.  I wanna draft SLIGHTLY bad players compared to the best plaeyrs.  Slightly Worse Playres HAVE MORE CHARACTER.  That's how I feel.  How can I empahsis I.  It's ALREADY capitalized normally.  I guess I can Italicize it (Or in this case, when phrase is Italicized, UN-Italisize it).  OR BOLD IT but that would DISTURB people.
   Huh.  Seventh paragraph.  Could increase the font size but that'd disturb people EXPONENTIALLY more.  Wow.  I use ALL CAPS a lot.  Just sorta unfocused my eyes and looked at the last few paragraphs on the screen and LOTS OF PHRASES that jump out at me of ALL CAPS.  That's not good. Maybe it's good.  Doesn't SEEM good to me is my first thought though.  HEY just lost 20, 25 minutes because I was dealing with MEDICATION UPKEEP.  Supposed to get a refill of medication but Doctor didn't put it in and whatknot.  NOW IT"S A PROBLEM.  Anyway hasn't been fully resolved yet but FOR NOW I'm done with dealing with it.  Anyway.  How long do I have to COMFORTABLY write 3.5 more paragraphs.  FIRST OF ALL it ain't 3.5.  More like 3.3.  3.25.  Let's TALK ABOUT IT.  Anyway FOurty, Fourty Five minutes.  WOW SO MUCH MORE THAN ENOUGH.  Wasn't I gonna try to do less ALL CAPS.  No.  I pointed out I didn't like that I was doing it.  Never said anything about trying to stop.
   Eighth paragraph!  Then again, always could get roped into dealing with medication re-uppance problem this morning some more.  Meaning some crunch time could potentially develop if it really takes a lot of time.  Go figure and crap.  I dunno.  Think I might PUNT stolen bases in fantasy baseball.  Gonna have to re-look-over the rules of Head To Head League.  Per my understanding I dunno what it means exactly now that I think about it.  The point is which medication is presenting me problems?  I'll never tell!  Ritalin.  Hmm turns out I will tell.  Just did.  Wow.  Reading review of Silence Of The Lambs, Ebert is like we LIKE Hannibal Lector because he is really friends with Clarice Foster and wants her to succeed.  I never got that!  I always got the feeling he was manipulating her and was cold and calculating with her.  SHOWS HOW MUCH I KNOW. And/or SHOWS HOW MUCH EBERT knows.  AND/OR open to interpretation.
   Either way.  If it's open to interpretation WE'RE BOTH WRONG instead of Both Right.  We both thought we were right.  WHEREAS we were NEITHER right.  Huh.  Penultimate paragraph of the act!  How many shirts do I have clean now.  I cleaned either six or seven.  POSSIBLY Eight. Probably seven.  Probably SIX if not seven. POSSIBLY eight.  Well it's a good thing I said the same thing twice in a row.  Hmm.  Would Catching Feelings playlist be pleasant enough for Walk II.  Or too disturbing.  I dunno.  That's a tough one.  WILL I EVER hang up the shirts I have cleaned.  Or just retrieve them from dryer for the upcoming week AS NEEDED.  You could make a strong case for either one.  Not really.  Can't make a strong case for hanging them up other than that's what normal people would do.  That IS a pretty strong argument all things considered though.  So that's good.  Anyway creeping up to Television Time.  Oh that's good, too!
   Last paragraph of the act.  How much time do I have to write it.  I dunno. A lotta.  Good deal.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Gotta put together Super Marker order for Friday Morning.  Gotta start putting together SUPER SPECIAL Super Marker order for Tomorrow Afternoon.  It's an exciting life.  Different kinds of Super Markers we get over the weeks.  So that's good I guses.  Anyway RE-UPPING with Sandwich Choices for upcoming Two Weeks.  I can tell ya this NOT GONNA GO with Vegetable Burgers.  They were OKAY the past 2 weeks but not very exciting.  Then again you could say the same thing about the turkey sandwiches.  But I'm not gonna stop eating turkey sandwiches!  Maybe get a DIFFERENT KIND of turkey though. This is good stuff.  Was supposed to stop talking about food.  BUT WHO COULD RESIST.  Hmm.  That's it for now.  I'll be back in a little bit.  So that's good somehow for some reason.

gotta remember that one

    Hey!  Did some Catching Feeligns listening.  I MIGHT have done a Silence Walk but I wanted to listen to something so that If I got a phoen call regarding Medication Re-Uppance I could hear it ringing.  What if I adjusted volume so it'd be loud enough I'd hear it regularly. OR I set phone on vibrate.  I don't operate that way!  Anyway.  How long do I have to write this act.  UP TO FIFTY minutes.  Wow sounds like way more than enough time!  Good deal!  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Wonder how fresh Orange Soda will taste.  About HALF stale about HALF fresh.  Not sure HOW stale.  Could still be REAL stale, could be NOT SO stale.  WHO CAN REMEMBER THESE THINGS.  Possibly YOU.  I may have kept you updated on when and how often I'm re-upping my soda.  FINALLY it's paying off.  Wait no it isn't.  Yeah but it's coming as close to paying off as it ever will get.  So that's pretty good.  Anyway tastes pretty fresh enough.
   Four paragraph to go!  Hmm.  Wonder what kinda crap I'll watch on Television Set today.  Maybe even try to figure that out NOW.  That'd be an interesting use of my time.  Nah not gonna do that.  Wait until it's time to WATCH.  Then I'll figure out What To WATCH.  The important thing is I'm getting close to the end of DayTime Day chores.  UNLESS I do some Fantasy Baseball Research.  WHY NOT today.  Today is a good day to do stuff.  RIDE the wave of Progress that I started yesterday with Laundry and Shove.  YEAH.  Look at TOP PLAYER RANKINGS BY POSITION.  Let's split it up that way.  Could look at top player rankings OVERALL.  Could look at them by STATISTICS.  Think I'll take a FIRST LOOK by Position They Play.  INTERESTING STRATEGY gotta wonder if it'll pay off in the long run I FEEL LIKE IT MIGHT.  So that's good.  Ain't BAD.  Could be worse!  WHAT ORDER do I look at position.  Obvious order is Catcher, First Base, Second Base, Third Base, Short Stop, Right Fielder, Center Fielder, Left Fielder, Starting Pitcher, Reliever.  WOW I accomplished A SHIT LOAD in just 15 seconds writing that sentence.
    Okay.  Three paragraphs to go.  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  YA KNOW WHAT maybe get some CHILI for upcoming Two Weeks from Super Market.  Replaces Personal Single Serving Meal as opposed to sandwich.  Get some RICE to go with it NO DUH.  Possibly Yellow Spanish Rice, possibly White Jasmine Rice.  HELL possibly Brown... something... Rice.  Also I can get BEEF chili or Turkey chili.  Obviously I'm more enthusiastic about BEEF because I'm capitalizing beef and not turkey.  Hmm.  What else do I have going on for me.  Does chili and rice split evenly into Two Meals.  Seems like it might be TOO hearty for TWO meals.  Then again you never know.  Unless you check.  The internet.  To see.  How many chili they give you.  Along with.  Rice.  Feels like it could be two meals.  A TOO HEARTY TWO MEALS but a not TOO TOO TWO MEALS TOO HEARTY.  You get the idea.  What else is up.  Guess I'm listening to music again on Walk III as they still haven't called me about Re-Uppance.  I'm stuck listening to music until I get a call AND/OR it's confirmed order went in Some Other Way.  OH NO I'M SCARED.
   Two paragraph to go!  And/or I decide to put phone on vibrate.  THAT'S EVEN SCARIER.  Huh.  Anyway.  Feels like I'm saving the rest of Silence Of Lambs until after Entry at night.  SOLID length of time to unwind POST ENTRY PRE SLEEP.  What else is up and crap.  Feels like I could easily do Fantasy Baseball Preparation on phone while watching TV, right?  That's easy.  Why haven't I been doing that all along.  Cause it's Harder than the Easiest Easy.  Still pretty easy though.  So that's good.  What day are we dealing with today.  Wednesday.  That's pretty good.  Getting close to the end of the week. FINALLY THE WEEKEND.  God knows I've earnt it.  Totally lived through Monday Through THURSDAY. Friday is the weekend.  IT'S ABOUT TIME.  Also did two chores on Tuesday.  Laundry and Shove.  This time the weekend is REALLY earnt.  So that's good.  ANYWAY looks like we're down to one more paragraph to write.
   Amazing.  Looks like sock got a hole in it.  I TINK this is the same socks I've been wearing for a week or more.  That I remember specifically DIDN'T have holes in it.  Which means I developed a hole myself very recently.  Oh well.  This is how it happens I guess!  Ya never notice in real time when holes develop but I JUST DID.  Wonder how exactly.  I KNOW WHEN-- Recently.  I don't know HOW though.  Normal wear and tear.  Hmm.  Always possible I put on a different sock at some point.  SURE why not.  Hmm.  At some point I figured out Hannibal Lector's name was spelled Lecter but I decided to stick with Lector anyway.  Kind of Half because I thought it could be a joke and Half because I DON'T CARE what they say I SAY his name is better off being Lector.  Because I FEEL VERY STRONGLY about this.  What else.  That's it.  For now!  Be back.  Tonight!  See ya then.

No Really Guess What

    Hey friends!  Today is DOWN for the Almost All Part.  Act III clockin' in a little late.  Ate supper a little late!  Ordered supper a little late!  I GOT MY REASONS it don't CONCERN you.  Maybe it makes you concerned.  But you're not critically involved in it such that you need to know the details of WHY or HOW it went down.  ANyway.  Succeeded in LOTS of Television watching.  Finished Flags Of Some Father.  Finished Silence Of Some Lamb.  Watched ALL of The Hills Have Some Eyes II.  Am About A QUARTER into Drag Someone Into Hell.  Already seen it but BEEN A WHLIE.  I remember the general plot structure.  SCENE AFTER SCENE.  FORMING SEQUENCES.  FORMING ACTS.  WHICH FORM TEH MOVIE.  Which form PART OF THE DAYTIME I SPEND STARING AT THE TELEVISION SET.  Which is part of the lifetime I spend staring at the television set.  WHICH IS PART OF TE UNIVERSE.  Not a very important part.  I hope not at least.  If it is sounds like the universe KINDA SUCKS.
   Anyway.  Has bison'd burger for dinner.  Got Freedom Toast for lunch tomorrow.  With Re-uppance of Egg Whites giving me the opportunity to have balanced breakfasts.  YEAH.  Goin' ahead and starting grape choco pop right about now.  Seems like the thing to do.  Anyway I dunno.  Figure in Tennessee it's now illegal to watch Drag Me To Hell JUST TO PLAY IT SAFE.  Cause of the, "Drag," part.  GOTTA BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.  I saw Oklahoma REJECTED a proposition where they'd legalize recreational marijuana.  MAN WHAT IDIOTS.  Lets all Point An dLaugh at Oklahoma.  WHAT DUMMIES let's be amused at their expense.  Anyway I DUNNO.  I PITY THEM MORE if anything.  PITY THEM AT THEIR EXPENSE.  What else is good and crap.  Grape choco pop is a RARE choco pop lately for some reason.  I guess Grape is in High Demand lately such that the supply is short.  Either way DELICIOUS.  I can't wait to bite into it BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I MUST WAIT to get the most out of it.
   Sounds like a real CATCH ME IF YOU CAN.  I think I meant to say, "Catch 22."  Either that or I meant to say Catch Me If You Can.  That's LIFE for ya.  I could re-watch a Catch Me If You Can.  Not a bad movie all things considered.  I believe it won the Oscar for Not A Bad Movie All Things Considered in OH I DON'T KNOW 2003 BECAUSE IT WAS RELEASED IN 2002 and the awards show was the next year. Lemme LURQ to see if My Year Guessing was accurate.  YEP I NAILED IT.  Now lets lets look up the academy awards for when that film was eligible.  75th academy awards MARCH 23 2003.  NAILED IT.  COMING UP ON the 20 year anniversary!!!  HOLY CRAP that's a big one.  Huh.  What's going on again.  The point is HOW INVOLVED Is Tom Hanks with Letters From Iwo Jima on a scale from VERY involved to COMPLETELY involved.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN neither.  And also Not In Between.  SOUNDS LIKE A LIE.  You wouldn't be trying to perform some sort of MISDIRECTION on me WOULDA YA? 
   Penultimate paragraph.  What would COMPLETELY involved look like.  The film is just a 2 hour close up of Tom Hanks talking and also he controls the camera with a remote control he holds in his hand.  Oh okay good.  Anyway what else do I got going on for me.  BIT INTO CHOCO POP just now.  I'll keep yuo updated on this situation as it progresses!  WELL it's progressing.  CHEWING IT UP.  Threw out the stick it came on.  No need for it anymore!  Guess I COULD be saving lollipop sticks but IT'S TOO LATE NOW.  If I wanted to save 'em I should have started A LONG LONG TIME AGO.  I'd have to be some sort of idiot to start NOW.  What else is up and crap.  LESS than a paragraph and a half to go.  How much Fantasy Baseball Research did I do today.  Oh I Don't know how does TWO MINUTES strike you.  IMPRESSED SLIGHTLY?  CAUSE I AM.
   Last paragraph.  BUFFALO BILL?  I DON'T GET IT.  WHY IS HE A BUFFALO and/or WHY IS HE A BILL.  Wait a second isn't that  Football Team.  The Buffalo Bills.  Better LTURQ.  YEP IT SURE IS.  We can only ASSUME they named themselves after the villain in Silence Of Them Lambs.  That's what I would have done if I were Them.  ALL OF THEM ALL AT ONCE.  The important thing is I think I have enough Frosted Flakes to satisfy the cereal portion requirement of a Balanced Breakfast BUT I'm re-upping with Cinnamon Toast Crunk POST-Friday Breakfast JUST TO BE ON TEH safeside.  BUT IN THE MEAN TIME I should be okay too.  ALSO in the meantime GOT SOME DELICIOUS CLASSIC BREAKFAST to enjoy.  You know THAT sort of delicious thing.  ANYWAY.  Feels like I could watch Drag Me To Tell more intently than I watched the first 20, 25 minutes.  It's a high quality film.  It merits closer viewing.  Probably.  Then again maybe The Better The Film THE LESS You Have TO Pay Attention To It.  That's how you know it's a good film!  DON'T NEED TO BOTHER with watching it so hard.  Oh Okay Good.  ANYWAY that's it for today.  See ya tomorrow.

-8:36 P.M.

Tuesday, March 7, 2023

Real Wonderful Stuff Coming Up

    Hey friends!  Time to do this and crap.  On schedule today solidly and whatknot.  Not AHEAD, not BEHIND.  We're talkin 9:32 AM.  Got more or less plenty time to accomplish what I wanna accomplish in Early Part Of Day if nothing takes uncommon amount of time.  YEAH.  Mets game is not televised again today.  Seems like they haven't televised three or so games in a row.  Guess they figure no one cares anymore.  I CARE.  A little bit.  More or less.  YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF a Guy Who Cares A Little Bit.  Didn't really LOSE me.  I'm still HERE.  Still will continue Caring and Consuming Your Product and/or Service when it resumes.  BUT YA TICKED ME OFF a little bit.  HOW DARE YOU.  Anyway.  Had somewhat small amount of NightMight last night.  Between promising small and OnTheSmallSideOfNormal. I THINK.  Don't remember EXACTLY.  Had Classic Breakfast.  Lunch gonna be Wide Al Fredo, Turkey Meatloaf, or Vegetable Burger.  Dinner NO IDEA.  THAT'S FOOD TALK FOR YA.  MOVING ON.
   Listened to Catching Feelings on first walk.  GOOD.  FINE.  It was great.  Walk II JUST MAY BE a Silence Walk though.  Either continue Catching Feeligns or SILENCE WALK.  I guess.  What do I got to watch today.  Finished THE VANISHING last night.  Kinda knew how the ending would turn out. I rememebred it from past times I saw it. ONE surprise was that the female lead WASN't Helen Hunt.  Kinda looked like Helen Hunt to me!  NOPE.  Some other lady.  Go figure!  Maybe I'm confusing Helen Hunt with someone else.  POSSIBLY THIS LADY.  Hmm.  Really gotta do laundry today.  I think!  Commit myself to doing it IS SOMEHIGN I wanna do.  Commit myself to committing myself.  That's what I wanna do right now.  Not sure I'm comfortable doing that though.  Hmm.  Coffee is coming up in a couple of sentence.  You know what that's like right.  Coffee.  Anyway I dunno.  How long do I have to write next eight paragraph.  I dunno let's say AN HOUR would be PLEASANT all the way around.
   Sure.  I could go OVER an hour and still be comfortable.  NOT SURE why.  The point is I DUNNO.  Don't talk about CURRENT EVENTS that much lately.  Not so much current events.  Current events have been taking a break the last few months per my understanding.  What's been going on.  Been the winter for a few months.  There was the end of December.  January, February.  Been March for practically a week.  Not sure what else there is to talk about!  Look we're almost in Spring.  Maybe that'll bring change to Current Events.  SPRING AHEAD and whatknot.  Like a Jack In The Box.  Isn't that a Head attached to a spring.  I dunno.  Never owned a jack in the box.  Sounds kind of a scary toy.  The important thing is I never BORROWED a jack in the box either.  Hmm.  What Finding Forrester TYPE movie can I watch today that ISN'T Finding Forrester.  Sounds like I'm describing Good Will Hunting.  No NOT THAT.
   Fourth paragraph.  You know a movie where Sean Connery ALSO says You're The Man Now Dog.  What other movie does THAT happen.  Hmm.  What time can I COMMIT myself to doing Laundry.  Between Walks V and VI I feel would be a good time.  NO between walks VI and VII though.  Then again can't count out Between Walks VII and Dinner though.  UGH.  This is why it's hard.  Can't commit myself to THE PERECT TIME.  Thus I never get it done.  Anyway.  The REAL perect time is in Early/Early-Mid part of day.  BUT I take shower during that time of day.  USING HOT WATER.  Can't use hot water on BOTH activity.  What if I skip shower today.  WHAT THE HELL.  Hmm.  I dunno.  What else do I have going on for me.  March SEVENTH.  Feels like that MEANS something.  Not really.  Means nothing.  Everything means something.  Not so sure about that.  What CELEB birthdays are coming up tomorrow.  Eh I don't care that much.
   Fifth paragraph!  MAKING SOME PROGRESS.  Only six paragraphs to go for Act I!  Then a nice Silence Walk.  I feel like I can get SOMEWHAT decent Silence Walk.  Not all out Good Silence but BETTER THAN NOTHING Silence.  Also will I keep imagining the song, "Silence Kid," by Pavement while taking Silence Walk because I'm trying to channel SILENCE sure I will.  But that's the kind of compromise you make when You're Trying To Manifest Silence.  ALSO for some reason when I had the MP3 of that as a kid it was titled Silence Kit.  I had to google it right now to see for sure whether it was Kit or Kid.  I SUSPECTED it might really be Kid and I WAS RIGHT.  Anyway.  What else is up.  Not sure if I get a communal dinner or not tonight.  If I don't am I eating Super Marker Lunch Meal again?  HOME Wildcard?  Or DELIVERY.  I DUNNO.  We'll Bridge That Bridge when we Bridge There.  HALFWAY THROUGH ACT and whatknot.
   Okay.  Why wouldn't I watch Good Will Hunting.  It's probably a decent fillum.  Maybe only watched it from Start To Finish once or three times.  Got some nice Elliott Smith songs in the background.  MAYBE EVEN the foreground.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Then again I can remember watching it all the way through now that I think about it.  I can PLACE the plot points and character developments now that I think about it.  OH WELL live and learn.  Anyway.  Gus Van Sant got other films I can watch.  Probably.  Seems like he'd have made other films in his lifetime.  I think he made a film based on Kurtville Cobain that I have never seen.  I THINK it got bad reviews.  MAYBE I SHOULD SEE IT.  Then again there's always the argument you could make that Maybe I Shouldn't See It.  What else films that he made.  Nice English I speak.  Hmm.  He directed the remake of Pyscho.  Kind of suddenly seems like he's not the most respectable film maker out there necessarily.
   Seventh paragraph!  SILENCE WALK coming soon.  GONNA BE A SOLID six out of ten silence walk.  I'm PUMPED UP about it I think.  I HOPE.  Could be a bust.  I guess.  Got a solid Filmmaker name though.  Gus Van Sant.  Then again GUS?  Not sure GUS is the most Artistic first name.  But the VAN SANT seals the deal on making it a nice solid Director Name.  Ugh.  The point is we get to continue on with the act.  CURRENT EVENTS.  What's up in the world.  Gotta imagine 70% bad stuff, 15% neutral stuff, 15% good stuff.  WOW that's not so bad.  Gotta look at the glass as 15% full.  OR 30% FULL if you include NEUTRAL as FULL.  Which YOU MAY if you're already looking at it as 15% full MIGHT AS WELL GO TE EXTRA MILE and consider it as 30% Full.  What am I talking about again.  I dunno.  Of course I'll take my earbuds with me on my walk.  What if I get 10 minutes into my walk and I realize YA KNOW WHAT I BETTER LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.  I gotta leave myself with OPTIONS.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Lotta time to play with for 'em.  Good deal.  Adjusted nicely to carrying around phone without the plastic case.  REAL NICE holding it and whatnot without the case.  Very STYLISH and very COOL to the touch.  I LIKE IT.  Dropped it ONCE either today or yesterday but NO PROBLEM.  Not to my knowledge at least.  Could have jarred something loose on the inside.  But so far nothing has manifested itself to be a problem.  Huh.  Current Events huh.  THESE are the current events.  Phone without case.  WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.  Also this qualifies as either NEUTRAL or possibly even POSITIVE.  Nah I think I'm gonna classify this as Neutral.  It's POSITIVE that it's not NEGATIVE but it's more or less NEUTRAL.  So that's GOOD.  I suppose so.  What shirt am I wearing.  When was the last time I wore this shirt. I'm gonna say roughly a week.  AGO.  Sometime between 5 and 9 days ago for this shirt.  Oh okay that's good.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act!  NEW IN THE NEWS huh.  More or less a continuation of what the news was BEFORE.  What more do you want from the news.  SAME STUFF as before but FURTHER ALONG.  Right?  I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER.  Most of the stuff from before WASN'T GREAT.  But it doesn't SURPRISE ME that it'd continue on such as it does.  Wait a second.  PENULTIMATE PARAGRPAH?  And I'm already a few sentences into it?  This is GREAT news.  See SOME NEWS that is continuing on from where it was before AIN'T SO BAD.  How about that.  What if I would like music for Walk II.  I might but I'd like Silence ALL THE MORE.  The important thing is I FORGET.  Looks like we're aiming for Local Super Marker delivery for Thursdang Afternoon.  Probably pretty small order.  We'll se how that goes and whatknot.  Probably.  Gotta keep our eyes open.  My eyes are open most of the time.  Except for when I blink.  And/or sleep.  Also shut my eyes sometimes when I'm awake and not blinking.  Can't think off the top of my head WHY but I'm sure it'll happen now and again for various reasons.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Good deal.  Not sure what I'm gonna say for this paragraph.  THAT HAPPENS EVERY PARAGRAPH.  Oh okay good.  The only paragraphs I know what I'm gonna say are The Worst Paragraphs.  First paragraph or two of the act I know what I'll say because it's Basic Upkeep.  YEAH.  Ugh.  Looked into washing machine to see what kinda towels and whatknot are already in there.  FAIR AMOUNT.  Only gonna be able to fit in maybe EIGHT of my shirts in there.  THAT'LL LAST ME oh I don't know BARELY A WEEK this Wash.  Still GOTTA DO IT anyway.  Even though the payoff is vaguely disappointing.  If I DON'T do it that's even WORSE.  Hmm.  I dunno.  How long did Act I take me today.  Looks like a bit more than fourty five minutes.  That's not bad.  That's pretty good.  Not sure BY WHAT METRIC I'm measuring Goodness And Badness in Time It Took To Write Act.  I think QUICKNESS.  With The Quicker The Better.  That might not be the best way to measure it though.  OH WELL too late now ALREADY DID IT THAT WAY.  Anyway see ya soon.

not here but somewhere

    Hi friends!  Time to write five paragraphs.  HOW was silence walk?  MEH.  Maybe a four out of ten.  Coulda been worse but definitely coulda been better!  TIME TO MOVE ON WIT MY LIFE THOUGH.  Huh.  Leaning towards Vegetable Burger for lunch.  Lookin like ODDS ARE Super Marker Meal for dinner.  Either WIDE AL FREDO or Turkey MEATLOAF.  OKAY that's Food Talk for ya.  MOVING ON.  Do laundry between Walks V and VI.  Ya know START AROUND 3 PM.  That sort of thing.  OKAY TAHT'S LAUNDRY TALK FOR YA.  Oh no I covered all the important points of the day.  What else is there to talk about.  Got coffee and oranged soda.  OH NO that's Beverage Talk.  Then again there will be NEW beverage talk later on in the entry.  MULTIPLE times probably.  So at least we got that going for us.  Huh.  What to watch on the television set today.  Got nothin' lined up exactly.  But I'll figure something out I guess.
    FOUR paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.  Gonna take another silencewalk for Walk III.  THIS'LL BE GOOD.  I learnt some good lessons from Last SilenceWalk.  Gonna apply what I gathered from that and make upcoming SilenceWalk a good SIX out of ten.  Seems plausible.  Anyway better LURQ the lyrics to Silence Kid so I don't keep going over the same six or eight lyrics and can go do some OTEHR lyrics as well.  Then again that makes it less organic.  Right now PRETTY ORGANIC.  Suddenly it's not organic at all if I look it up. I like OREGANO.  What else is up.  Is Silence Kid the FIRST track of Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain or the SECOND track.  Feels like it's the FIRST track.  Better LTURQ just to make sure though.  YEP INDEED THE FIRST TRACK.  Why would I even CONSIDER it might be the second track.  Second track is pretty good too.  Second track COULD ahve been a first track too.  So that's why I thought first track could have been second track-- because second track coulda been first track!!
   Three paragraphs to go.  Ugh.  MAN if I can laundry AND shove that'd be a real Quality Success Day.  DARE TO DREAM I feel.  So that's good.  HEY Ben Folds album coming out in I Wanna Say June.  Ya know what?  GONNA SAY JUNE.  Could possibly be wrong.  About a 10% chance I'm wrong that THEY didn't say June.  I'm 90% sure I WAS TOLD JUNE.  Either way pretty sure this is a REGULAR album.  Sometimes he does MIX EM UP albums.  Like orchestra albums or spoken word albums.  THIS MAY BE A STANDARD ALBUM which is very exciting.  Also JUNE.  Very exciting month.  I believe TIRTY ONE days.  Lotta month to JUNE.  As much month as ANY month could possibly be.  Wait I think 30 days to june.  Oh.  Still PRETTY good.  Not the best, NOT TEH WORST.  Hmm.  30 Days to a month is QUITE Respectable.  Hmm.  What to have as Vegetable BurgerSide.  Leaning towards something Sweet.  Possible a pouch of MINI Oreos or MINI Chips aHoy.  BUT WHICH ONE.  That's a tough one.
   Two paragraphs to go.  Well if I'm eating the pouch doesn't matter that much which one.  It's still a plastic pouch either way.  But I guess it matters which kinda cookies I'm now exposing to the elements.  Hmm.  How long do I have between walks III and IV if I wanna Ovenize Vegetable Burger to eat lunch on time.  I dunno.  Fourty minutes it looks like.  Plenty of time.  GONNA have plenty of time to OVENIZE the Vegetable Burger to eat lunch on time.  Not sure why I started Italicizing vegetable.  Not sure why I haven't been italicizing it TIS WHOLE TIME.  I was wrong in the past and I'm RIGHT in the present is the point I'm trying to make here.  Anyway I dunno.  Lookin' like some SNOW last night.  I see some grass covered in snow.  All pathways no snow though.  Even in park.  Go figure!  THEN COME BACK HERE.  Got a paragraph left to Act II I want you to read.  GOTTA WRITE IT FIRST myself but as far as you know IT'LL BE HERE instantaneously.
   Sure.  What else do I got going on for me. I don't know WHAT I'll watch on the television set today but something will be watched.  That's exciting.  I don't know FOR SURE I will do laundry but I TINK I will and that's exciting because it's a FEEL GOOD STORY OF TEH YEAR that I accomplished something NOT SO EXTREMELY LATE compared to when I should have accomplished it.  SO that's good as well.  Maybe even SHOVE myself.  When would that be.  Could be ANY time.  Any time I'm not doing anything else.  Because if I'm doing something else I'm busy doing something else.  Hmm some Something Elses I could multi-task with.  NOT MANY though.  So that's something to consider.  Huh.  Got Therapy Zoom appointment tomorrow morning.  If I take walk directly afterwards it lines up with me doing everything Right On Schedule with just enough time to spare that I got Plenty Of Time To Spare.  PERECT.  Hey time for WALKIII.  See ya tonight!

Oh Okay That's Good

    Hi friends!  Pretty good day down!  Did laundry.  Did DRYING it.  Still in DRYER.  We're talkin a bunch of towels and I Wanna Say SEVEN shirts.  Also I SHOVE myself.  I wanna say ALL the facial hair.  So that's good!  What else did I accomplish on this Fine Tuesday.. Day.  Vegetable Burger for lunch.  Turkey meatloaf for dinner.  Leaving me Wide Al Fredo for lunch tomorrow THEN MY MEAL SCHEDULE IS ALL FREE until Friday.  YEAH.  Watched all of Oh What Was It Oh I Know It Was Oh What Was It I Thought By Typing This I Would Remember But Thus Far I Haven't But At Some Po OH RIGHT Father Stu.  Watched all of Father Stu.  Now I'm HALFWAY through Flags Of Our Fathers.  WOW just realized it's a FATHER themed Film Day.  GO FIGURE.  Then come back here.  STILL FOUR MORE PARAGRAPHS for you to read.  Anyway what do I got going on for tonight.  Figure out Horrific Film to watch, right?  Seems like the way to go!  IF ONLY I knew of Horror Film out there.  Maybe a Hannibal Lector film.  NEVER PAID ATTENTION To Silence Of Them Lambs all the way through.
   YEAH.  Choco pop time.  We're talking ORANGE.  Anyway if Anthony Hopkins is such a fine actor how come the character he's playing is in jail.  Knida seems like if his acting was so good he'd be walking around a free man.  Hmm.  Morgan Freeman is well known for playing an incarcerated man.  BUT HIS NAME IS FREE-MAN.  Probably been pointed out by people before and TAHT PEOPLE WAS PROBABLY ME.  Seems like something I would have said in Oh I Don't Know 2014.  I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.  Also was I tempted to say he is well known for playing an incinerated man?  SURE.  But I was already making a dumb joke and if I said that that would just confuse the issue even more.  SO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Anway solid chance I indulge in delicious Quest bar tonight.  NO REAL REAL REASON.  JUST FOR FUNS' SAKE.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Just had one beer last night.  Go figure!  Went to sleep early.  Might have set into motion the process of going to sleep BEFORE THE CLOCK TURNED 9:00 PM YEARS OLD.
   That was YESTERDAY.  Tonight is gonna be different.  MIGHT STAY UP A SOLID 20 MINUTES LATER TONIGHT.  So that's good.  I can also see COMPANION MOVIE Letters From Iowa Jima to Flags of Our Fathers.  But it's ALL in Japanese.  So I'd need to WATCH IT.  For the subtitles.  Can't just LISTEN to it.  I CAN'T HEAR SUBTITLES no matter how hard I try.  Seems weird.  I feel if I try hard enough I SHOULD be able to accomplish anything.  NOT TIS TOHUGH. Seems like some kind of oversight.  YES EXACTLY THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.  Huh.  I could enjoy Birthday bar.  I could enjoy cookies n cream bar!  I COULD ENJOY a delicious NON Question bar snack.  ICOULD MOVE ON WIT MY LIFE BRIEFLY and finish this Entry.  Lots of interesting ways my life can turn out Over The Next Dozen Or Three Minutes.
   Two paragraph to go.  Wonder how NightMight will turn out tonight.  I'M HOPING AGAINST HOPE it turns out well. Not sure about Hoping Against Hope.  Why should I pit Hopes against each other.  Hopes should be TEAMING UP and WORKING TOGETHER not fighting.  THEY'RE ON THE SAME TEAM HOPES ARE.  Except for Hope Hicks.  SHE'S A JERK.  If I remember Who People Are correctly.  Not 100% sure who Hope Hicks was and/or is.  I think she was Trump's press secretary for a while.  SOLID 2/3rds chance I'm accurate about that.  And if I'm wrong I'M NOT WRONG BY MUCH.  Unless I am wrong by much.  WHICH IS PLAUSIBLE I GUESS.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Ugh.  STAR WARS FOUR A NEW HOPE.  HOW COULD THERE BE A NEW HOPE, TEHRE WAS NEVER ANY STAR WARS REFERENCE TO AN ORIGINAL, OLD HOPE.  I made that joke the entry I made the joke about Morgan Free Man.  Hmm sounds like a real shitty entry.
   Last paragraph!  Amazing!  Anyway.  Took a couple of Silence Walks today but I also took a couple of Music Walks.  HAD SUCCESS WITH BOTH.  Silence walks were relatively rewarding and music walks were relatively pleasant!  WALKS WERE A RELATIVE JOY all in all today.  I LIKE THOSE ODDS.  ALMOND JOY.  I think an Almond Joy would be a Relative Joy.  NOT SURE I've ever had an Almond Joy. Must have had it 3 or 4 times at some point I think.  Either way I'd have it three or four times NOW if that's what it came down to.  COCONUT RIGHT.  YEAH YOU BET.  Kinda seems like an Almond Joy's main nut should be... oh I don't know... an ALMOND?  NOT A COCONUT?  YEAH TAHT'LL LEARN EM.  Either call it Coconut Joy OR BUMP UP ITS ALMOND COMPOSITION SUCH THAT IT'S ASSOCIATED MAINLY WITH ALMOND AND COCONUT IS PLAYING SECOND FIDDLE.  So that's good.  Anyway I guess that's it for now.  I'll be back tomorrow and it'll all be okay.

-8:09 P.M.

Monday, March 6, 2023

We'll See How It Goes

    Hey friends!  Behind schedule today.  10:43 AM!  Gonna fit in what I wanna fit in but ONE SEGMENT OF THE DAY BEHIND.  Also NOT EVERY WALK.  One less walk!  SEVEN instead of EIGHT.  Could theoretically fit in a bonus walk in Middle Of Day with CRUNCH TIME.  Or bonus walk at NIGHT TIME.  Probably not gonna go ahead and do that.  Anyway.  Coulda been worse!  At TIMES this morning I was considering staying in bed LATER.  Only taking TWO walks in Early Part Of Day instead of three instead of four.  Anyway what else is UPKEEP TALK to get out of the way.  Normal amount of NightMight.  Small end of Normal.  But nothing particularly promising.  What turned out to be QUITE hearty Brownie for breakfast.  LUNCH of Wide Al Fredo, Turkey Sandwich, Vegetable Burger Sandwich, Turkey Meatloaf.  Dinner POSSIBLY one of those things that I DON'T have for lunch.  OR a delivery JUST FOR ME.  Or I PICK UP PIZZA or something for myself.  Or FROZEN PIZZA.  HEY look we're about done with food talk.  GO FIGURE.  Gonna do laundry today I HOPE.  LOOK WE'RE ABOUT DONE WIT LAUNDRY TALK.  I HOPE.
   Okay.  How long do I have to write Act I.  Let's aim for an hour and ten minutes.  Small chance I end up cutting Act I and/or Act II a paragraph or two short.  PROBABLY not.  Relatively possible!  ANYWAY.  Listening to NEW playlist on Walk I.  Catching Feelings.  It's in ALTERNATIVE section of Apple Music.  Although it's more INDIE ROCK.  But its SOFT AND LIGHT music.  Not abrasive or anything.  I can get into this!  I ALREADY AM INTO THIS.  Solid 6 or so songs into this and it's pleasant.  Still a lot of time for it to become unpleasant.  But SO FAR SO PLEASANT.  Looks like NO METS GAME AT ALL today.  Not Televised NOT NOTHIN.  GOOD.  Mets deserve a break today.  GO TO MCDONALDS or something.  That'sa McDonalds, right?  You deserve a break today.  WHICH IS TRUE I DO DESERVE A BREAK TODAY.  Anyway I dunno.  I could be in BED right now.  What a sacrifice I'm making for Reasons I Don't Fully Understand.  Huh.  Thinking about READING books somehow at some point.  That'd be weird.  COFFEE TIME.
   MAN.  What if I fit in laundry AND shoving Both today.  AND some readong.  And all that WITH less time being awake then usual.  PEOPLE WOULD BE IMPRESSED.  And what is life IF NOT TO IMPRESS PEOPLE.  At least to impress Oneself.  Right?  Anyway got some SPRITE going on to compliment coffee.  Or coffee to compliment sprite.  Or Myself To Compliment Oneself.  Huh.  I could DIG some sort of pizza for dinner but then again it'd be a BLAST to make further progress with Super Marker FRESH meals I got.  SORRY ABOUT THE EXCESS Food Talk WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.  Hmm.  March SIXTH.  Solid CLOSE TO SPRING.  A lot of people thought we'd never get to spring.  THEY SURE SEEM DUMB NOW.  Then again NOT SPRING YET.  Then again they still seem pretty dumb.  All evidence points to WE WILL GET TO SPRING.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Sure seems like 85, 90% of Spring Training is in Winter.  NOW WHOSE DUMB.  Major League Baseball, THAT'S WHOM.
    Fourth paragraph!  What do other sports call Preseason Preparation.  That doesn't take place in Spring presumably.  Lemme LTURQ.  FOOTBALL FIRST.  Possible they just call it Preseason.  I googled it and LOOKED AT RESULTS for a solid three to five seconds.  DON'T BLAME ME if I didn't come up with any better answers.  I did my job!  DID YOU DO YOURS?  Huh.  HEY no problem with Writing Website Formatting today at all.  Not mucked up at all.  Anyway maybe I get MCDONALDS for dinner.  I DESERVE A BREAK TODAY.  But then I'm stuck with McDonalds for tomorrow as well.  Can't JUST get enough for ONE meal.  Probably stuck with McDonalds for THIRD Meal as well.  OH WELL.  I DO deserve SEVERAL breaks now that I mention it.  Hmm.  TWO meals can be Double/Triple Hamburgercentric.  ONE meal can be Filet of Fish Centric.  Look this won't happen.  But IF IT DID this is how I would have done it.
   Fifth paragraph!  HEY I got time to write the rest of this act.  Gonna fit in the Early Part Of Day MINUS ONE WALK pretty easy.  Also activities are Pushed Back ONE UNIT OF TIME between walks.  BUT STILL pretty good.  Huh.  BOOKS I CAN READ-- short book ON COMEDY that I got for COMEDY ACADEMIC CLASS in Queens College.  Book on writing songs by JEFFREY TWEEDY.  Both LIGHT QUICK reads on SUBJECTS NEAR AND DEAR to my heart.  So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  About halfway through TE VANISHING as of now.  I don't get what's wrong with this movie.  Seems like a straight up adequate thriller.  It's a remake of a foreign film that's I guess BETTER.  And that turned off critics or something.  STILL THOUGH we can't approach it by comparing it to BETTER films.  We gotta compare it to REGULAR films. In which case WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT.  NOTHIN.  STRAIGHT UP ADEQUATE.  Anyway JUST ONE MAN'S OPINION.  Probably MORE.  I bet SEVERAL people feel that way besides me.  Gotta imagine MILLIONS of people have seeen this movie.  Probably DOZENS of people share similar views to me.
   Halfway through Act!  WOW how long did first Half take me.  Looks like a mere NOT QUITE EVEN twenty minutes YOU FOOLS.  Hmm.  Then again NOT A GREAT HALF AN ACT.  So NOW who looks Foolish ME THAT'S WHOM.  Anyway.  Dad is NOT teaching a class Spring Semester.  FIRST Spring and/or Fall semester he's missing in over FIFTY years.  Very sad.  Possible he picks back up where he left off in the summer.  BUT THE STREAK IS DEAD.  DEADSTREAK.  That's a thing.  Huh.  I guess.  AH I KNOW.  Got hot pockets.  Gonna have Super Marker lunch for one meal and HOT pockets for other meal.  PROBABLY.  Okay FOOD TALK is now OVER just as soon as it's started.  Maybe take a silence walk for next walk.  I LIKE Catching Feelings playlist but it won't be updated until Friday.  Might as well make it last by incorporating Silence Walks inbetween.  Also I NEED SOME SILENCE AND STAT.  What Hot Pockets do I have.  Possible Meatballs And Mozzarella or something.  Better LTURQ.  Not sure what that would entail.  Checking Freezer.  I'm not gonna do that.  Freezer is ALL THE WAY DOWN TEHRE.  And I'm ALL THE WAY UP HERE.
    Seventh paragraph.  YEAH.  Got half of THE VANISHING to go.  Half of another film.  Some DRAMATIC film I wanna say.  What was it.  Lemme LTURQ.  EVEN THOUGH Remote is ALL TEH WAY over there and I'm ALL TEH WAY over here.  AH RIGHT The Magnified Seven.  That's an okay movie.  Pretty much the Seventh Samuari but THAT'S A GOOD MOVIE.  Why not see it again but Slightly Different.  Hmm.  This time it's WHITE people.  And HISPANIC PEOPLE TOO.  So that's different.  Also they use GUNS.  SAMURAI don't use guns.  It's UNSAMURAI like.  Also I believe Seven Samuari takes place in ANCIENT times before guns.  You know like THIRTEEN OR FOURTEEN HUNDREDS.  Huh.  Better LTURQ.  Set at the end of the 16th century.  WOW I WAS MORE OR LESS ACCURATE.  Did they have guns then.  I dunno.  Possible they had some CRUDE guns ELSEWHERE in world then.  Anything is possible if you believe in yourself.  Not sure that's true.  Believing in yourself might help a bit but still not gonna make most things possible that weren't possible before!  That's how I feel.
   Three paragraphs to go!  GO FIGURE.  Hmm.  When I start SECOND ACT I'll tell you what Heated Pockets I have.  By then I'll COMFORTABLY be able to check what I got going on In Freezer.  SO THAT'S GOOD.  Huh.  Looks like this year First Day Of Spring is March 20th.  Mere TWO WEEKS from today.  Not sure I'm happy about First Day Of Season not being on the 21st but HEY if that's the way they wanna do it WHO AM I TO COMPLAIN.  I'm just a CIVILIAN.  No one's gonna listen to what I have to say!  What else is going on and crap.  Breakfast Brownie was too hearty.  No way is it the amount of calories they said it was.  I CALL BULLSHIT on this.  Then again oh well what can ya do.  Samurai.  How do you spell that word.  Oh. I just did it.  Accurately.  On first try.  That's how you spell that word.  Go Figure.  Keep checking Money Fantasy Baseball League to see if there's any update to Team Names.  No luck so far.  I want to see some improvement.  If not for MY SAKE then for THEIRS.  NOTHIN new though.  Ugh.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  YEAH.  Anyway what else is up.  Probably could fit in Bonus Walk in middle part of day relatively easily.  No Communal Dinner so that means Less Crunch Time in terms of me having to be around for a Dinner Delivery.  Not sure I WANT to have to take Bonus Walk though.  SO TEHRE'S THAT.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF LET'S KEEP IT GOING.  Maybe once there's The Draft in fantasy baseball league there'll be an influx of people naming their teams.  Right now they haven't given much thought to the league.  Once they show up for the draft they start thinking about the league more seriously and then they give their teams the name.  ALSO maybe they're waiting to see WHAT KIND OF TEAM they have.  Don't wanna name the team before knowing the players because they don't know the composition of the team!  CAN'T GIVE A PROPER NAME if you don't know WHAT YOU'RE NAMING.  Oh okay I see.  What else is up.
   Last paragraph of the act.  I guess.  MAN OH MAN I hope I get some good SILENCE in during upcoming walk.  I know I can not listen to music.  The question is can I not listen to my head.  That's gonna be a tough one.  We'll see I guess.  The longer a streak I get going of Silence Walks the easier it gets.  If I do 3 or 4 silence walks in a row THEN I can start getting some REAL HEAD Silence Together.  But I'm COMING OFF a walk with Music.  NOT GONNA BE GOOD.  Anyway IT MAKES SENSE.  What else is going on and crap.  Maybe just listen to music then.  POT COMMITTED TO THE DEAL AT THIS POINT.  Life is hard.  What else is up.  Walked by mail person today while listening to music.  Sorta said hello just in case SHE was saying hello.  CAUSE I wouldn't be able to tell whether or not she said hello.  SO I WAS COVERING MY TRACKS saying hello either way.  So that's good.  Hmm.  I guess that's it for now.  Be back in a little bit!  NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS ACT.  Solid 2.0 out of 10.  WAIT NO not solid.  LIQUIDY or GASEOUS 2.0 out of 10.  Be BACK SOON.

one title at a time

    Hey!  Had a relatively successful Silence Walk.  SILENCE TALKS, BULLSHIT WALKS.  That's how I feel.  Anyway Hot Pockets are indeed Meatball &/V Mozarella.  Think I'll have that for lunch and Vegetable Burger with SandwichSide for dinner.  Sure sounds about right.  Got a lotta time to write this act.  Let's aim for fourty minutes as a comfortable amount of time All Around.  Liquidy isn't a word.  Fluid is a word.  Fluid covers Gaseous too.  Fluid 2.0 out of 10.  Not sure I'm happy about that. Oh well such is live.  Gonna have hot pockets in oven for mere 45 minutes or so.  I LIKE a hot pocket in oven for FIFTY or FIFTY FIVE minutes.  SOMETIMES we gotta do stuff in LIVE we don't want to.  SUCH AS THIS.  Probably some other stuff too that I can't think of off the top of my head.  So that's good I guess.  Got some coffee and I Wanna Say DIET COKE.  It's BLACK colored. Lemme taste it to see what it is.  NOPE I was wrong THIS IS ROOT BEER.  DIET one might add.
   Four paragraph to go.  So that's good.  Take a shower after I put Hot Pocket in oven.  THAT'S HOW I OPERATE.  Also WITH SCALPEL.  If I have to operate gonna incorporate scalpel I feel.  Anyway think I'm gonna try Silence Walk AGAIN next walk.  IN THE MEANTIME THOUGH let's get through four paragraphs.  UGH.  Is there a way I can accomplish SILENCE paragraphs.  Paragraphs kind of ARE silence.  I'm not TINKING when I'm typing.  Which is Possibly a NEGATIVE.  I dunno.  Maybe I am thinking.  It's hard to say exactly what's going on in my mind or what isn't going on in my mind.  Too busy typing things to Think About Thinking.  So that's good.  Possible we try NEW Super Marker.  LOCAL Super Marker but get it DELIVERIED.  Also we never got it TIS ITERATION.  Changed Iterations several times over the past years.  Right now it's a FOOD BAZAAR.  Never had it as a Food Bazaar either IN PERSON or DELIVERY.  LOOKS LIKE WE MAY TRY IT as Delivery.  HIGH prices.  Higher than OTHER Delivery Super Markers.  HOWEVER they got FREE delivery for FIRST THREE times AND ALSO some stuff in stock that OTHER places don't have.  So ALL IN ALL Not Sure Why ANyone Would Care About This.
    Three paragraphs to go.  What if I leave hot pocket in longer and have lunch 10 minutes later.  That sounds like a good idea.  THANKS ITALICS ME.  I thanked Italics Me IN ITALICS.  That's ITALICS ME THANKING ITSELF.  MAKES NO SENSE.  What else is going on and crap.  FROZEN BEEF PATTIES for instance.  From Food Bazaar.  JAMAICAN beef patties.  A CLASSIC food I generally loved in my past.  Not sure CALORIE wise it makes sense.  Too small as One for one meal.  Too much for Two for one meal.  WHAT IF I HAD ONE AND A HALF.  Not sure that's feasible.  PRACTICALLY and everything.  Also not sure how hearty it will be IN PRACTICE as well.  Could be hearty could be UNhearty WE CAN'T SAY AS OF NOW.  The important thing is WE GET TEN OF TEM and that will take up valuable Freezer Space in a way that IT BETTER REALLY PAY OFF otherwise it's a big inconvenience with no solid positive in the end which SUCKS.  The good news is POTENTIAL FREE DELIVERY.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Good stuff.  Definitely gonna go with Silence Walk coming up for next walk.  I got a relatively good feeling about it.  Think it'll be pretty decent.  Hmm.  SO FAR no explosion from gas leak from yesterday.  OR carbon monoxide poisoning.  Is that the kind of poisoning you get from gas leak.  SOUNDS about right.  Then again if everything that SOUNDED about right was accurate we'd live in a very different world.  Not sure what that means exactly.  BUT IT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.  Huh.  I don't KNOW what SandwichSide I'd have with Vegetable Burger.  Probably Wheated Thins but I could have a SweetSide which could be PRACTICALLY anything.  PRACTICAL and whatknot.  Huh.  At this rate I could finish Act, take a walk, and start oven SOON ENOUGH that I could OVENIZE Hot Pockets SOON ENOUGH that they're ready TO MY LIKING WHEN I WANNA EAT TEM.  So basically LIFE IS relatively NOT SO TERRIBLE.
   MORE OR LESS.  I GUESS.  Huh.  Last paragraph.  Not even that hungry right now.  Lunch is on track for An Hour And A Half from now.  Hot pockets isn't the most HEARTY lunch.  CALORIEWISE yes it's a hearty lunch.  MORE OR LESS.  But EATINGWISE MEH.  The point is let's wrap this Act Sucker UP.  Great.  WHAT TO FINISH FIRST.  TM7 or TV.  The Vanishing.  That's what TV means.  TM7 means The Magnificant Seven. ...That's slightly easier to figure out.  NOT EASY ENOUGH THOUGH.  So that's good.  The important thing is I go ahead and do some laundry today.  Right?  Seems like I could dot that.  Seems like it's An Important Thing all things considered.  Not much in my life is important.  That ranks as important compared to other things.  YEAH.  Okay that's it for now.  I'll see ya toinght!

Wow Up To Here

    Hey friends!  SO-SO day today.  Some plusses, a few minuses, and a bit of WHATEVERS.  Had delicious Meatball &/v mozzarella Hot Pocket for lunch.  Ended up with Turkish Sandwich for dinner with Comprehensive Fiber Bar as a sandwichside.  Ended up taking bonus Afternoon walk letting me hit Normal Eight Walks.  Finished some Magnified Seven and watched Beginning THROUGH END of Finding Forrester.  Got fourty five minutes of THE VANISHING to watch when this is over.  Possibly a TALES IN TE CRYPT after that.  SO YEAH TAHT"S WHAT TODAY IS.  No laundry, no Shoving!  MOSTLY SUCCESS of silence walks.  Listened to music on one or two POST WALK I walks.  Mostly silence and Mostly DECENT silence.  Not 100% all out silence but REASONABLY successful silence.  Anyway.  THEY FOUND FORRESTER in the first act.  HE WAS IN HIS APARTMENT.  Found out within the first seven minutes of the film.  NO SPOILERS Or anything but YEAH.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Think I'll go with a choco pop after this one!  ANNA PAQUIN?  In a school for gifted teenagers?  What is this X-MEN?  IT ISN'T.  Pretty sure at least.  If it is THEY CERTAINLY ARE PLAYING IT PRETTY CLOSE TO THE VEST.  Not elaborating on anyone's super powers at all. No allusions to any X-Men or X-Women AT ALL either.  No clues that we live in a Marvel Universe in any sense AT ALL.  So that makes me doubt this is X-Men.  Huh.  Feels like Anna Paquin is alive still.  In real life.  Probably still up and about acting.  Wonder what she's busy with.  Oh well what can ya do.  Have a chocolate flavored choco pop.  Off the top of my head that's The Main Thing I Can Do.  Anyway solid chance I have CLASSIC breakfast tomorrow.  LUNCH'll be a TOSS UP between Vegetable Burger, wide alfredo, or turkey meatloaf.  COULD BE ANY OF EM at this point.  ALL good options.  EXCEPT FOR SEVERAL OF THEM.  Possibly ALL OF THEM.  HARD TO SAY AT TIS POINT.
   Third paragraph of act.  Not impressed with Forrester's writing in Finding Forrester.  We don't see TOO much of his writing but from what I've seen THIS ISN'T THAT GREAT.  I can write SPIRALS around this guy.  Just give me a chance and I'm gonna ENCIRCLE this guy WHILE PROVIDING DEPTH.  Not just two dimensional Going Around Him BUT THREE DIMENSIONAL.  Possibly four if we're really talking about it because IT WILL TAKE TIME what I'm talking abuot.  What are we talking about again.  Oh.  Right.  FORRESTER IS A SHITTY WRITER.  I guess.  Then again I BELIEVE in him.  He may not be a good writer but I BELIEVE IN HIM BEING A GOOD WRITER if that makes sense.  SURE IT DOES.  EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.  The point is let's move on with our lives.  Guess I'm wearing an unlaundered shirt tomorrow.  That's just the way things are.  I have NO laundered shirts left.  Now I gotta choose between Worn Once Shirts.  LARGE selection of Worn Once Shirts to be fair.  So there's no lack of choice there.
   GOOD DEAL.  Penultimate paragraph.  Might wanna stay up a little bit later tonight.  GOT UP a little bit later.  Stands to reason I'd STAY UP a little bit later.  I like things that stand to reason.  GET UP AND SHOW REASON SOME RESPECT.  That sort of thing.  I have no hot pockets now.  HOT POCKETLESS.  If I get beef patties I guess that's a stand-in for hot pockets.  Even though a 2 Beef Patty meal is an entire TWO HUNDRED calories more than a 2 hot pocket meal MEANING THEY'RE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT MEALS.  Still though no reason to have hot pockets in addition to beef patties.  HOWEVER not a, "SLAM DUNK," I get beef patties.  MAYBE we never get This New Super Marker.  Gonna see how it goes over the next few days.  Then I'll probably have a decision by the end of the week.  Probably!  THEN we'll see about getting new Hot Pocks or not.  What flavor would we be talkin.  Meat ball and/or mozarella was pretty good!  HOW ABOUT BREAKFAST O' POCKET.
   Last paragraph.  Gonna bite down into choco pop now.  Delicious.  What else is up and crap.  Solid FOURTY EIGHT minutes left of The Vanishing.  Wonder how much of that exactly is Credits.  Gotta be AT LEAST Fourty Minutes of NON-Credit Film.  Possibly as much as WHAT FOURTY FIVE MINUTES even?  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Feels like I knew a guy in high school named Vanish.  "Knew," is a strong word.  There was a guy named Vanish in my high school.  Who was known by other people.  Whom I was aware of.  And MAY OR MAY not have been slightly aware of me.  That sounds about right.  Wait a second did I become friends with him later in college.  Or was that someone else.  NOW I"M CONFUSED.  The important thing is I HAVE NO FRIENDS NOW.  That's a relief.  WHEW.  Is it possible there was never anyone named Vanish.  I guess.  Unlikely.  But POSSIBLE.  Anyway that's it.  See ya tomorrow.

-8:14 P.M.

Sunday, March 5, 2023

Almost Worthwhile And Crap

    Hey friends.  9:27 AM!  No bonus walk in early part of day BUT I should have ample time to finish everything I wanna do.  Got a solid HOUR AND FIFTEEN MINUTES to comfortably write Act I.  REAL comfortable amount of time.  REAL comfortable amount of time LEFT in early part of day with that time.  YEAH.  Looks like Mets game is not on TV again today.  Sure that's good.  Looks like I'm down to one more clean shirt after today.  Gotta do laundry today or tomorrow!  THAT'S GOOD.  Had relatively small amount of NightMight eating last night.  THAT'S GOOD.  Had black and white for breakfast.  THAT'S GOOD.  Finished Banshees lat night and watched twenty minutes of DRIVING MISS DAISY.  THAT'S... Good?  Not sure WHY.  I like that Miss Daisy.  WHAT A CHARACTER.  Also HOW OLD is Morgan Freeman supposed to be.  HE'S NO SPRING CHICKEN HIMSELF.  Maybe he's in his fifties.  COULD be in his mere 50's.  YEAH.  A mere 53 at time of Release.  WOW.  That means FIVE YEARS before filming THIS JERK WAS 47.  Really makes ya think. REALLY MAKES YA TINK.
    Anyway.  Gonna get coffee after this paragraph.  Got THAT to finish watching today.  Got SNL.  Got some other stuff one would imagine.  I mean, I'm not gonna watch the stuff that One Is Imagining.  I can't watch your imagination!  But you get the idea.  MORE food talk this paragraph THEN I'M DONE for the act.  Wide alfredo, turkey meatloaf, sushi, vegetable burger, or turkey sandwich.  THESE are my lunch choices.  Probably sushi, right?  Or maybe wide alfredo.  Right?  RIGHT?  One would imagine.  WHAT ARE YOU IMAGINING.  I'll do whatever you imagine.  It's a real ASK THE AUDIENCE.  Hmm.  I was going into today thinking I'd have METS GAME to watch.  WHAT A FOOL I WAS.  Anyway the important thing is I GOT UP ON TIME and I'M WRITING ENTRY.  Huh.  Listened to music on WALK I.  My music.  So at least I know what I'm getting myself into.  Me. Myself.  I GET IT.  It's me!  I'M ON BOARD WITH ME more or less.  Then again ME can surprise myself NOT ALWAYS IN A GOOD WAY.  Coffee time.
   YEAH.  Apparently some towels or crap already in laundry machine.  Just WAITING to be done.  Looks like it's UP TO ME to take care of this.  TIME for someone to step up in a way ONLY I CAN.  YEAH.  Started a new box of TRUVIA.  THIS IS GONNA BE A BLAST.  How many are in this box.  I TINK it's 500.  Use 5 or 6 per cup of coffee.  Two cups a day.  Sounds like this will last me THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DAYS.  Wait lemme re-do that.  Sounds like it'll last me about 45 days.  Lemme USE CALCULATOR on that now.  Yep.  If I use 5 half the time and 6 half the time I'm done with box in 45.45 Days.  NOT SURE WAHT THAT MEANS.  It means I have one or two left over.  Oh okay that makes sense.  Anyway.  Ordering more COFFEE GROUNDS.  Gettin low on that supply and whatknot.  YOU BET.  THIS IS FOOD TALK.  COFFEE TALK.  Close.  BUT NO CIGAR.  Gotta smoke some cigars.  Robert De Niro is always smoking cigars in Cape Fear.  REALLY MAKES CIGARS LOOK COOL.  Now I WANT to smoke cigars so I could look cool like him.
   Fourth paragraph.   Roger Ebert gave Driving Miss Daisy four out of four stars.  HE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF.  Won BEST PICTURE at academy awards.  WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH PEOPLE IN 1990.  Maybe they're right and WE'RE wrong.  Hard to say for certainty's sake.  Anyway I dunno.  What else is going on and crap.  Got 2.5 songs left on Album I was listening to Of Myself.  NOT SURE what to do after that.  Leaning towards SILENCE.  Get a good couple of SILENCE walks in.  I think I could get into some Silence Walks again today.  IN FACT start silence FROM THE START of upcoming walk.  I'll get around to 2.5 songs LATER in the day.  Get cracking on SILENCE ASAP.  Which stands for AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.  Wonder who came up with ASAP first.  Internet?  Military?  Police?  Better LTURQ.  Which means Look That Up Right Quick.  I came up with that!  Kinda feels like it CAN and SHOULD catch on?
   Hmm.  Internet I THINK is saying SOMETHING like started in DENTAL offices.  Among secretaries.  They were like this jerk needs a some dental surgery AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.  I TINK.  Not sure why THEY started it.  Anyway.  GO FIGURE.  Fifth paragraph and whatknot.  ASAP backwards is PASA.  QUE PASA.  Means WHAT'S UP.  Does that mean PASA means, "Up?"  Let's LTURQ. Oh it means happens.  It translates to What's Happening.  GO FIGURE.  Now we all know A LITTLE BIT OF SPANISH for the next 12 seconds.  Then we'll forget.  For about 2 minutes.  THEN I'M GONNA REMINDS US AGAIN.  Then we'll forget again.  MAYBE I'LL REMIND US A SECOND TIME if I can remember.  Either way.  How long am I gonna have to COMFORTABLY write the second half of Act I.  I dunno let's say around FIFTY MINUTES is comfortable ALL AROUND.  Wow that's very comfortable.  Speaking of Wow I'm gonna go ahead and tell you-- Brother's team name is, "wow."  With taht capitalization.  I'm gonna let you form your own judgments.  I can't tell you what to feel about it.  I can tell you what I feel about it.  I probably already did.  Oh well such is life.
   YEAH. I think he's being sarcastic.  He's not REALLY impressed or awed or shocked or taken aback OR ANYTHING.  HE'S JUST FOOLIN'.  Gonna have to ask him the etymology of his name next time I talk to him.  Then again that might be giving me too much insight into his Baseball Strategy.  I could see him not wanting to tell me too much info about his fantasy baseball Thinkings.  TAHT'S HIS RIGHT AND PRIVILEGE.  Oh okay good.  STILL know where my new nail clipper is.  I CAN SEE IT right now.  Well not RIGHT now.  Looking at my computer.  But if I turn my head JUST SO I can see it.  Huh.  Not a very WIDE clipper.  But that's the consequence you make when you buy the cheaper one instead of the more expensive one.  I made my choice and now I have to sit with it.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Daylight Savings Time is NEXT WEEK.  What becomes Sunset Time a week from today.  6:58.  OH NO.  Gonna be light outside when I take my last walk.  Will be IN TE PROCESS of getting dark JUST BARELY.  Oh well such is life.  That's what happens when you buy the cheaper one instead of the more expensive one.
   YEAH.  Seventh paragraph.  Kind of foolishly climbed up upon kitchen counter so I could reach into FAR AWAY cabinet to access the bag of new coffee grounds.  Dad was there and is VERY upset.  Thinks I jarred some sort of gas line loose by putting pressure on cabinet.  I think it's very unlikely but WHAT DO I KNOW.  Even if it's 99.99% unlikely THERE'S a .01 chance I MAY HAVE KILLED US ALL.  If there's a gas leak MOM SMOKES CIGARETTES and that causes EXPLOSION per my understanding???  Oh well ya win some ya lose some.  1 out of 10,000 is those odds.  Huh.  I just made those odds up, though.  Not OFFICIAL odds or anything.  What else is up and crap.  I think in my Dad's mind it's 20%.  20% Chance we're all gonna die.  Hmm.  Gotta get me a good THIRD BASEMAN in Fantasy Baseball.  SURPRINSLY THIN POSITION.  You heard it here first.  Unless you heard it somewhere else first.  OR are skipping this paragraph.  In which case YOU WILL NOT have heard  it here first presumably.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Good stuff.  HERE'S some food talk.  Dad was making a turkey sandwich a few days ago and meant to use HIS turkey but accidentally was using MY turkey.  Stopped himself before he ATE the sandwich but not before he MADE the sandwich.  Put the turkey BACK.  So now I'm dealing with CORRUPTED turkey!  I'll eat it and everything but it's gonna be DIFFERENT.  Okay that's good I guess.  Not gonna be piled in the ordinary way.  Gonna be in different separate piles in a different SEPARATE way.  So that's good I guess.  WHAT to watch first on Television Set today.  Probably some Saturday Night Live.  The host today is I BELIEVE a Superbowl Player.  Probably LATEST Superbowl.  That's how I'd do it.  Probably someone from the winning team.  AGAIN that's how I would do it if I were them.  Anyway I guess we're creeping up to lunch time.  ARE WE THOUGH.  STILL CLOSE TO FOUR HOURS AWAY.  NOT A FAN OF THAT THREE SENTENCES.  Suspiciously like UNNEEDED FOOD TALK.  Then again it got us to the end of paragraph so it can't be ALL THAT BAD.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Amazing!  I dunno.  How much am I looking forward to Silence Walks.  COULD BE GOOD because I'm alone with myself but then again I'm also alone with my thoughts.  If it was JUST MYSELF that'd be great.  But MY THOUGHTS could be a chore.  SO IT COULD GO EITHER WAY.  Either way WORTH GIVING IT A SHOT.  The point is even if I'm listening to music I could be thinking then, too!  So thoughts could be giving me problems either way.  HOWEVER if I'm listening to music I don't have the CHANCE of even POSSIBLY being alone Overall In General.  SO IT'S A GOOD RISK TO TAKE not listening to music.  THEN AGAIN listening to music is FUN because JOHNNY FIVE NEEDS INPUT.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Looks like I'll finish act in Oh I Don't Know about an hour.  TWELVE MINUTES from It Being An Hour from starting time.  MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME to finish Act I I feel.  WOW THIS IS GOOD STUFF let's keep it going.
   SURE TING.  Huh.  When is Academy Awards.  I'm gonna say A WEEK from today.  YEP NAILED IT.  They're gonna be celebrating DayLight Savings Time: The First Day Of It the only way they know how CELEBRATING MOVIES and the people and activities that go into making them.  Sounds about right.  WOW it sure will be LIGHTE OUTSIDE late into the day while they're celebrating movies.  Gotta wonder if that'll play into how the contests are decided.  Wonder if that'll influence who wins in each category.  Huh.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  What BEST PICTURE nominees have I yet to see.  SEVEN OUT OF TEN OF TEM.  Hmm sounds like a clean 70%.  Crunch the numbers I think you'll find I'm totally correct.  Huh.  The important thing is JUST ABOUT done with Act I.  Not quite though.  ONE Thing-Em-Up left.  Huh.  Wonder if I'll do TWO rounds of laundry.  Or just do LESS shirts than I really need to accommodate for Stuff Already In Washing Machine.  That's a Thing-Em-Up. Not LAUGH-EM-UP.  But it's a THING.  Not happy about it either.  Such is life.  SEE YA SOON.

on track for mediocrity

    Hey friends!  Got a solid Fourty Minutes to comfortably write this act. Even if it takes FIFTY minutes I'll survive.  So the point is let's go ahead and get started.  Got some COFFEE.  Got some ORANGED SODA.  It's like they took carbonated beverage and added orange flavor to it.  DUNNO HOW.  Orange JUICE somehow?  What tastes like Orange that doesn't COME from orange?  That's a real brain teaser.  Maybe they created Orange Flavor in a lab somehow with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING from Real Orange.  Seems plausible.  I dunno.  Seems plausible with TWENTY FIRST CENTURY technology.  But they had orange soda back in, what, the 1950's or 60's AT LEAST.  So they had to do it with what they had THEN, let's remember.  Huh.  QUICK FOOD UPDATE.  Turkey meatload with health spaghetti in leaf for lunch with sushi running in second.  VERY high odds it'll be one of them two.  Good deal!  Anyway.  Took a silence walk.  Not as silent in my head as I'd like but COULDA BEEN WORSE I suppose.  Coulda been A LOT worse I A LOT Suppose.  That's my problem right there.  TOO MUCH SUPPOSING.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Probably gonna do LAUNDRY today but push back Shoving Myself to tomorrow or NEXT day.  I got ZOOM appointment with therapist on Wednesday Morning.  That's a good MARKER in terms of I Should Shave BeforeHand.  Anyway I dunno.  Dad has GIVEN UP on complaining about gas leak to me.  Probably still fretting about it on the inside but he is no longer taking out on me explicitly. Which is HALFWAY good.  But the knowledge that it's still eating him up on the inside is STILL frustrating to me.  I won't be happy until I Dunno maybe THIS EVENING at the earliest until I know that he's MOSTLY let it subside into the background and is now focused on other things.  I know he's not gonna forget about it completely but by that time He'd be worried about more stuff.  SO TAHT'S GOOD and crap.
   Three paragraphs to go.  I guess.  Got Freedom Pot Pie in store for tonight.  That will be a positive experience I feel. No reason to think otherwise!  The important thing is I dunno not 100% sure THERE IS an important thing.  That's not good at all!  DANGIT Microsft Front Page is acting up.  I CAN'T EXLPAIN how it's acting up.  It's too complicated.  OK I'LL TRY.  Basically AS I'M TYPING as we get closer to the end of the page-- when I'm about two thirds through the page in the line-- IT STARTS JUMPING TO THE NEXT LINE as opposed to just letting me finish the line that it's on.  It still ultimately FINISHES the line that it's on NORMALLY.  NORMAL FORMAT in the end that it REGISTERS and that YOU'LL SEE.  But AS I'M TYPING IT the format looks weird after 2/3rds into Each Line.  THAT"S THE BEST I CAN EXPLAIN IT ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.  Also ON SUCH SHORT ATTEMPTS.  Also ON SUCH SHORT MOTIVATION TO DO IT WELL.
   Two paragraphs.  LOOK I Can deal with it for the rest of the act.  But if its like this FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE then That's Gonna Be Annoying.  Maybe try restarting computer.  TRY THAT SUCKER OUT RIGHT NOW.  Let's go.  Hmm.  SO FAR it's working normally.  So far.  Let's keep typing.  By the end of this sentence we should see if it continues working.  HEY IT'S WORKING FOR NOW but I'm not COMPLETELY SOLD yet.  It could stop working AT ANY MOMENT I'm not gonna count my chickens before they are half full yet.  Huh.  But I GUESS I need to move on with my life and/or entry and type up some Thing-Em-Ups.  Paragraph and a half to go.  WOW typing about Messed Up Formatting Typing REALLY KILLED SOME ENTRY.  THANK GOD.  Not good for you.  FOR ME though it worked out great.  Anyway.  DON'T BE SURPRISED if in a few sentences I'm like OH NO IT'S BACK TO NOT WORKING.  TEMPER your expectations because I'M TEMPERING MINE.  So do what I do, right?  That's how life should work more or less.  We should do the same thing.
   Last paragraph!  Delightful.  Lotta time between Walks III and IV.  Either that or lots of time between Walks IV and V.  Either that or Quite Decent amount of time between Walks III and IV AND Quite decent amound of time between walks IV and V.  Huh.  Anyway what else is up.  Gonna have to see WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH in terms of what's already in washing machine.  SEE how many shirts I can add to the equation.  MY GUESS is Oh I Don't Know 8 or 10 shirts.  Maybe as much as ELEVEN or TWELVE.  PROBABLY NO LESS THAN EIGHT.  This is good stuff let's keep it going.  Hmm.  Then again the paragraph AND ACT are almost over.  Which is ALSO good stuff Let's NOT keep it going CASUE IT'S TEH END.  Hmm.  Probably another SILENCE walk for Walk III.  Maybe I get some kind of Silence going on.  Not impossible!  See ya tonight.

Getting Closer  To Ending

    Hey friends!  Another day mostly down.  Had MOSTLY success with Silence Walks.  First of all MOSTLY succeeded in DOING Silence Walking.  I think just ONE walk post First Walk in which I listened to music.  And then with that I ENJOYED the silence a solid one third of the time with MOST of the other 2/3rds being A MARKERED improvement over NONSILENCE of the immediate past.  So overall DECENT DAY.  Watched SNL.  Watched... oh I don't know... I REALLY DON'T KNOW...  What did I watch... OH NO I CAN'T REMBER.  I can't even remember ALL THE SYLLABLES in, "Remember!"  Huh.  OH.  Finished Driving Missus Daisy.  That's ONE thing.  Feels like I watched an entire Other Movie though.  POSSIBLY NOT.  Either way watched HALF of The Magnified Seven (1960).  Also BEFORE THAT 10 minutes of THE VANISHING (1993).  I will CONTINUE with The Vanishing Post Entry.  I have seen it before but NEVER post childhood AND paying attention.  Either I was a child OR I wasn't paying attention.  NEVER BOTH ADULT AND ATTENTION PAID.  SO there's that.
   TOOTSIE POP TIME.  Hmm had a nice Cherry tootsie pop but a small chunk of Cherry was practically broken off as I unwrapped it.  BROKE OFF in my mouth just by Starting To Suck.  Not a huge piece but NOT INSIGNIFICANT either.  The point is DELICIOUS SUCHI and Wheated Thin for lunch and Freedom Pie for dinner.  Delicious OTHER THING for upcoming snack or two maybe!  HUH.  Wonder if I can start a STREAK going for NightMight snack: Positive Direction Going In.  OKAY that's enough Dumb Talk for Act III.  1.5 paragraphs.  Now it's time for SMART TALK.  Have you heard the good news about LOGARITHMS.  You know Base Ten and everything.  Matrices.  I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.  Let's have a civilized discussion about it.  Anyway.  Succeeded in NO laundry and NO Shoving today.  BUT I successfully kicked the can down the road to maybe do it tomorrow.  Not sure what I could have done today that WOULDN'T have accomplished that.  BURNING my clothes or something.  And throwing my razor out the window.  DOING WHAT I DID left open the opportunity to do chores LATER ON DOWN THE ROAD.
   Huh.  I was pretty sure when I looked up reviews for TE VANISHING (1993) that it would be like 73% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes and Ebert would have given it 3 out of 4 Tomatoes.  NOPE.  Something like 30% fresh and Ebert only gave it ONE Tomatoe.  GO FIGURE.  I'm still gonna try watching the film PRETENDING I'm under the impression It's a Well Respected THRILLER and whatknot.  I STILL BELIEVE IN IT.  I guess!  No reason not to at least.  Couldn't HURT is the point.  Well I guess it could hurt if I believe TOO HARD.  Might take a toll on me if I spend too much ENERGY trying to believe.  ALSO if you Believe in something that's false, Negative Consequences might start showing up in subtle ways ELSEWHERE that you wouldn't expect.  THERE'S CONSEQUENCES FOR EVERYTHING is the point I guess I'm trying to make.  ANyway bit down into lollipop and the consequence (Positive) is I get to chew delicious Cherry Candy AND chocolate tootsie roll in center but (Negative) IT'S ALMOST DONE COMPLETELY at this point.
    Penultimate paragraph!  I guess.  I COULD watch entire The Vanishing (1993) tonight but more likely I will go to bed halfway through.  EVEN MORE likely I go to bed Oh I Don't Know 60% through.  Let's talk about Crunching The Numbers As Best We Can.  Anyway what else is up.  Silence Walks have devolved into me just thinking songs in my head.  Can't really make that declarative statement CONCLUSIVELY.  That's really just based on HALF of the SINGLE LAST WALK.  But IT'S A TRUE Observational Humor that I take a silence walk break from music and it just became I'm going through the lyrics of songs BUT IN MY HEAD instead of IN EARBUDS.  So GO FIGURE ON THAT ONE am I right?!  Anyway I dunno.  BREAKFAST coming up tomorrow.  Got BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE.  Got some sort of CHOCOLATE BROWNIE (Not So Hearty But Probably RELATIVELY Hearty).  Got a CLASSIC BREAKFAST.  Best three options I can come up with!  Probably best options YOU could come up with.  YOU TINK YOU HAVE better breakfast imagination than me?  You're probably right but DON'T RUB IT IN by pointing it out BY SHOWING IT OFF.
   Anyway last paragraph of the DayNight.  That's pretty good! I guess.  Came up with some GUITAR LICK a day or two ago.  Not sure LICK is the best way to put it.  Some sort of VERSE THING, I dunno!  OH HEY all NightTime Entry NO TYPOGRAPHY FORMATTING PROBLEMS AT ALL.  WHETHER OR NOT you understood what the problem I was conveying was I'm not gonna try to explain it again but anyway NO PROBLEM ANYMORE.  So that's good.  What else do I have going on for me to write half a paragraph with.  SURE I've seen The Seventh Samauri (19...5...3?).  And PROBABLY put The Magnificent Seven (20...1....3?) on the Television Set without paying attention to it.  BUT I NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE.  Seven Samurai is from 1954.  Other Magnified Seven is from 2016.  So basically I WAS EXACTLY RIGHT for both of them EXACTLY.  Huh.  That's about it for tonight I guess.  Ugh.  Gotta be here again in a mere THIRTEEN, THIRTEEN AND A HALF HOURS.  ALRIGHT WHATTA BREAK.  GONNA CATCH UP ON SLEEPING. Anyway I'll see ya tomorry.

-8:10 P.M.

Saturday, March 4, 2023

No Doubt About It

    Hey friends!  Up early today!  The time is 8:36 AM going on 8:37 AM.  I'll let you know when it's 8:37 AM!  It's 8:37 AM.  ANyway PROBABLY can fit in extra walk in Early Part Of Day.  SO THAT'S GOOD.  Doesn't seem like Mets game is televised today.  SO THAT'S GOOD.  Got some coffee let's say after the second paragraph.  Huh.  Had normal pretty large amount of Night Might snacking.  DANGIT. I had a few promising days a week ago!  I thought I was gonna start making relatively steady progress in the right direction.  INSTEAD I'm making relatively steady progress in the NO DIRECTION or WRONG direction.  Hard to say.  Probably wrong direction but POSSIBLY platueing.  SURE I SPELL WORDS WRONG. What's it to ya.  Had muffin for breakfast.  Doubt it's the calories they say it is in retrospect.  They say it's 350.  If it is PERECT.  Gotta be 475 I think in retrospect.  NOT PERECT.  Finished Cape Phear. GREAT.  His face is messed up at the end.  HE WAS ON FIRE.  I get it.  Fire will do that to your face.  TOTALLY CHECKS OUT.
   Hmm.  What to watch on the television set today.  ALSO do I have any crunchtime for Act I.  Hmm.  I guess I wanna finish this act within an hour.  Do I have an hour and MORE if I need it.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Sounds like a bit of crunchtime now that I think about it.  Either way WHAT CAN YA DO.  Shave myself.  I wanna shave myself.  FACIAL hair and everything.  Shouldn't be too difficult.  Anyway.  Gotta wipe off some water bottles.  I was moving around some water bottles because we bought a new I wanna say 24 pack from super marker.  Accidently put OLD pack that was half full on the floor where a ton of dust was.  MY BAD.  Now I gotta wipe off each bottle individually for dust.  FAIR.  Sometimes my Dad'll overreact with stuff like that.  THIS IS FAIR.  No one wants dusty water.  ALSO you don't wanna dust up the fridge.  I GET IT.  MY BAD and I'll COURSE CORRECT on it and whatknot.  Anyway.  LUNCH.  No sandwich for lunch today.  WIDE AL FREDO, SUSHI, or Turkey Beatloaf.  Or figure out a way to have egg white and/or stuffed shrimp.  What if I have egg white, a slice of toast, and stuffed srimp.  What the HELL is that genius.
   YEAH.  HUH.  Just asked dad QUIETLY cause mom is sleeping is it cool if we wait until 12:30 or 1:30 for me to wipe down the bottles and he was all like there's an update on that but I can't tell you yet cause mom is sleeping I WONDER WHAT TE UPDATE IS.  I think it's a BAD update. OH NO I'M SCARED.  Either way LIFE IS LIFE.  Gotta move on with life.  BAD UPDATES ALL THE TIME.  Hardly ever any good updates.  Anyway I dunno.  If I had stuffed shrimp, toast, and egg white... IS TAHT GOOD?  I think that's relatively good!  Then again It bottlenecks the lunches I have from super marker for the rest of the week.  KIND OF NECESSARY though.  Anyway.  Wonder if that's related to Bottled Water update.  Don't see how that would be the case.  Either way.  Listening to some PLAYLIST on walk I.  SO FAR it's been a positive experience.  Gotta imagine the worm will turn on that one in walk II or III.  Not gonna count my chickens before they hatch. Which is weird.  Because right now they're delicious, delicious eggs.  I LOVE EGGS.
   Fourth paragraph!  Huh.  What to watch on the television set today.  That's a tough one!  DRAMATIC movies maybe.  Anyway.  WHEN AM I GONNA GET THIS UPDATE.  Could be five minutes could be TWO HOURS.  Update hanging over my head now.  BAD update.  GOD DANGIT.  How much time do I have to write the next seven paragraphs.  IDEALLY seven paragraphs.  Wait a second that's not right.  IDEALLY fifty minutes.  There we go that makes sense.  Anyway what else is there to talk about and crap.  Covered FOOD much more than enough.  What kinda SHRIT am I wearing.  Looks like mostly blue shirt.  Got some orange text on it.  Hard to say what it says.  Trying to read it upside down at an awkward angle to no avail.  I could go to mirror to read it backwards but that's difficult too.  What if I take it off and read it that way.  THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF CLEVER IDEA that makes me think I'M GOING PLACES IN THIS WORLD.  Whew that's a relief I thought I was going nowhere.
   Fifth paragraph!  OH RIGHT maybe buy nail clipper on upcoming walk.  Gotta imagine STORE is open POST 9:00 AM.  People gonna wanna buy nail clippers at this time of the day for sure.  LARGE DEMAND.  They're gonna wanna SATISFY that demand.  SATURDAY.  SATisfy on SATurday.  YEAH.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  What kinda cash dollar bills do I got going on.  I wonder if I got a few single dollar bills so I don't need to dip into any TWENTY dollar bills I may or may not have.  HEY GOOD NEWS I got a few dollar bills.  NO SPOILERS on how many.  I don't need TEMPTING you to come and rob me.  But the point is I can buy nail clipper I feel relatively comfortably with single dollar bills alone.  Huh.  Unless nail clipper is made of particularly valuable minerals.  Minerals?  Something like taht.  I dunno.  Hey almost halfway through the act.  And it took me hardly any time.  How long did it take me.  A MERE... twenty one minutes.  WOW at this rate I'll have lived the entire day in TWO HOURS.  I guess.
   Sixth paragraph!  So that's good.  HOWEVER I gotta come up with more stuff to say which is hard a lot of the time.  HMM I think Dad is downstairs now.  Might go down and ask him For Update.  He's busy putting dishes away.  Hard to multi-task!  I said I'd come down later.  GUESS I'll come down at the end of THIS paragraph or end of NEXT paragraph.  WOW which paragraph End.  This is gonna be interesting.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  How many times have I listened to my 7.5 minute album I made at the end of last October/beginning of last November. I'm gonna guess TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY times.  Seems about fair.  Give or take a few dozen.  It's GOOD because HEY THAT'S ME WHOSE DOING THE STUFF.  Sometimes that makes it BETTER sometimes it makes it WORSE.  I like it because it's me but also IT'S HARD to enjoy because I"M TOO CLOSE to it.  So there's that.  Too soon to come down now.  Gonna go downstairs again at end of NEXT paragraph.  GO FIGURE about that and whatknot.  ALso hard to enjoy the album because JUST NOT TAHT GOOD MUSICALLY.
   Seventh paragraph!  Huh.  Four paragraph to go.  Lotta time to do it in.  Not sure about LOTTA time.  Me talking to my Dad about update might take Seven Hours.  We'll see.  Hmm.  The important thing is I finished the assorted Pepperage Farm cookies.  SEE YOU IN HELL indulgence cookies.  I mean they're reasonable caloried cookies.  But ya eat too many too often.  MAKES EM INDLUGANCE cookies.  Also what can ya do I dunno.  Shave myself. TODAY.  Around what time we talkin.  Mid afternoon?  I can see that being the case.  Takes a mere five minutes.  A MARE five minutes.  Now we're talkin' HORSES.  What else is going on and crap.  Gonna go see about update NOW before end of paragraph.  ALRIGHT I'M BACK.  Got the update.  AND WHAT AN UPDATE IT WAS.  Not really.  Huh.  Dad saw a big spider.  Think it got dislodged or somethin when water bottles got moved to its natural habitat amongst the dusty floor.  That's about it.
   Anyway.  Now parents MAY NOT WANT water at all.  EITHER WAY.  If they do want water the time I wanna wipe down water bottles IS SET and we're all on board.  IT'S ALL WORKING OUT GREAT.  Three paragraphs to go.  Got enough time to write them.  IT'S ALL WORKING OUT... I dunno about great... but IT'S ALL WORKING OUT.  So that's good.  Anyway.  If I get nail clipper SAVE IT for a later walk!  TOO MUCH crunchtime in Early Part Of Day.  Getting nail clipper takes a valuable FIVE MINUTES or so.  I ain't got five minutes to spare, DO YOU?  Huh.  Dad was more upset with me about mucking up the water bottles last night compared to this morning.  GREAT.  What else.  How is this entry so far.  We reach 2.5, 3 out of 10?  That's the dream!  NOt sure we hit that though.  I LIKED THE PART WHERE... uh... GET BACK TO ME ON THIS.  Or don't.  Either way it's up to you ultimately I guess. Something along those liens.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Am I into any movie.  Guess I could still watch the last 40 minutes of Captain Phillups.  That's always in the cards.  I want to see Who Is The Captain Now ultimately by the closing time end of the film.  SOMEONE is the captain at the end and WHOSE IT GONNA BE.  They can ALL be captains of their own respective boats.  Or NONE of them could be captains.  They could ALL have given up The Captain Game and pursued other lives for themselves.  Either way I wish them the best of luck.  Either in film or in real life.  Anyway.  Kinda wanna have chocolatey eggo with egg white and stuffed shrimp instead of toast.  Makes NO SENSE.  But I WANT IT.  So it makes sense then.  Oh Okay Sounds Good.  The movie is CALLED Captain Phillips.  Not CAPTAIN SALAMI PIRATE GUY.  Somali.  Sorry.  The Salami remark was CRASS and CRUEL.  NOT A FAN.  Either way the important thing is one more paragraph to go.
     Was supposed to snow last night.  NOT SURE it ever did.  No evidence of it.  No evidence it DEFINITELY didn't though, either.  Guess we'll have to agree to disagree.  Hmm.  HOW SURE am I that we're getting Communal Dinner tonight.  Cause if we're not then I can have the egg white + stuffed shrimp as one meal and a super marker lunch as OTHER meal.  So that's good.  Great.  REAL GREAT.  I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.  What else is going on and crap.  Gotta write half a paragraph.  That's not too difficult.  Especially if I say nothing.  Actually SAYING NOTHING is harder than Saying SOMETHING.  It's pretty easy to Say Something when you have something to say at least.  So that's good and crap.  Figure it was raining lightly on walk I.  NOT SNOWING LIGHTLY.  THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.  What line.  What draw.  WHAT SNOW.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.

not quite sure about that

    Hey friends.  Got up to an entire fourty minutes to write this act.  NOT IDEAL fourty minutes.  But UP TO if I really need it!  YEAH.  Gonna get communal dinner tonight.  YEAH.  Chicken one way or another.  Either 2 Part'r chicken dinner OR Hearty Chicken Soup tonight and Freedom Pot Pie tomorrow night.  YEAH that about covers it LET'S MOVE ON with my life.  What if I write this act in a Normal Half an Hour.  What does that mean for Early Part Of Day schedule.  Pretty good stuff THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS.  Anyway what else is up.  Tom Sizemore HAS DIED.  Possibly of a DEATH RELATED incident.  Better LTURQ.  He had a stroke 2 weeks ago.  Seems like that was the death related incident.  And he died because of that 2 weeks later.  Go figure.  Anyway I can't picture what he looks like.  Gotta imagine the internet can sort that out for me.  Let's see.  Lemme see if the internet has any images of Tom Sizemore's face.  OH RIGHT THAT GUY. ...That guy doesn't look that familiar to me.  DON'T REALLY REMEMBER HIM from anything.
   SORRY.  Don't mean to kick the guy when he's down.  Either way I'm sure he was a FINE actor.  If anything me not being able to place him speaks VOLUMES of his acting.  He SO gets into the role that I can't remember him acting in them.  Makes sense to me.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  BIG spider Dad saw.  Not HUGE spider.  The way he described it was 2, 3x the size or normal small spider.  Not sure what that means.  I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT IT MEANT in the moment.  Upon further introspection not sure what that means.  Diameter of, what, two inches?  Three inches?  Can't be much more than that, right?  Anyway Spider WAS NOT MOVING when Dad saw it.  Continued not moving indefinitely while Dad prepared to get it and flush it.  Maybe it was dead MAYBE IT WAS PLAYING POSSUM.  We don't KNOW at this time.  WE DO know if it was playing possum REALLY BACKFIRED because now it's dead because of it.  OH WELL ya win some ya lose some.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Maybe it lives on in the sewer system.  I dunno what the spider is up to now.  NOT MY BUSINESS either way.  How did I enjoy playlist on walk II.  STILL in the positive category.  ENJOYED IT as opposed to DISENOJYED it.  Gotta imagine that'll run out soon.  But for now LET IT RIDE.  What else is up and crap.  Between WHAT WALK and WHAT WALK are we talkin' Shaving.  Sounds like between maybe WALK SIX and WALK SEVEN.  Maybe between Walk Five and Walk Six now that I think about it-- THAT might be the way to go.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  OH NO I gotta remember to put Beer in fridge.  Why is that an, "Oh No."  Because I MIGHT NOT.  Then I'm stuck with room temperature beer for tonight.  That's an, "Oh No."  Anyway.  18 cans.  Can I fit all of them in nooks and crannies in fridge?  NO probably not.  I can fit maybe A DOZEN into nooks and crannies relatively comfortably.  RELATIVELY.  COMFORTABLY.  RELATIVELY.  Yeah I said that part already.
   Okay.  Penultimate paragraph of Daytime Day!  Hey how about that it's all working out great for me.  What else is up.  Hopefully go up FURTHER on tophermax dose next time I talk to Pshyciatrist.  That's the way to go.  Go HIGHER AND HIGHER until THERE IS NO FURTHER to go I've reached PEAK DOSAGE.  What else is up and crap.  Could always be injecting or snorting the pill.  That'd increase its metabolism or something.  ALWAYS a way to make it more effective.  What else is going on and crap.  LOTS AND LOTS of chores today.  SHAVING.  NAIL CLIPPER.  BEER FRIDGE.  ...Hmm.  POSSIBLY wiping down watter bottles.  I feel like I'm forgetting something.  Something IMPORTANT.   Then again very solid chance I'm forgetting nothing LEAST OF ALL anything important.  Huh.  Anyway.  Almost done with this paragraph.  THEN I'm almost done with the Act.  THEN my life is more or less almost taken care of.  WHEW that's a relief.
   Cool.  Gonna write this paragraph quicklike enough such that GREAT I got enough time to do everything I wanna do quicklike enough and whatknot.  Anyway.  Looks like I won't have to wipe down each individual water bottle.  Just plastic case they're all in.  Which will take a minute or two at most.  So that's GREAT NEWS.  THAT'S GONNA SAVE ME MAYBE A DOZEN MINUTES.  Possibly A DOZEN AND A HALF.  Possibly JUST HALF A DOZEN.  The important thing is WE MEASURE IT IN TERMS OF A DOZEN MINUTE UNITS.  Huh.  What else is up and crap.  Gonna DOUBLE CHECK in a littleb it to make sure Mets game IS NOT on Television Set ANYWHERE.  YA NEVER KNOW maybe it's somewhere sneaky.  They're trying to PULL A FAST ONE and have it hidden on some secret channel.  Anyway I dunno what else is up.  THAT"S about it for now.  I'll be back tonight!

The Point Is Either Way

    Hmm delicious Coors Light tasting delicious.  How many calories is this sucker. I'm gonna guess 102.  YEP NAILED IT.  Anyway what a successful day.  Accomplished EVERYTHING except for Shoving Myself.  PUT beer in fridge.  BOUGHT nail clipper (UNISEX ONE!)  WIPED Off Water Bottle Bag.  ALL the things.  Except for one of things.  75% OF THE THINGS.  A PASSING DAY.  Just like the rest of 'em.  Anyway.  DELICIOUS lunch of egg white, stuffed shrimp, and chocolate egg.  NO FOOLIN.  Egg white and shrimp is like BUTTERFLY SHRIMP from China-Style Restaurant.  And the chocolate eggo SEALED THE DEAL.  What deal.  THE LUNCH DEAL that neeed SEALING.  ANyway just about ready to do FIRST CLIPPING.  Anyway this paragraph is a BUST so I might as well finish it BUSTLIKE.  Clipped some skin.  Nail clipper package specifically said this is for clipping nails only.  So not only can't I sue them if there's a problem but I think legally THEY can SUE ME.
   Oh no.  I  can't afford to pay them six OR SEVEN figures OF ANYTHING.  Well maybe of fractions of pennies.  BUT THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.  Anyway.  Watched the last fourty minutes of Captain Fillums.  Watched ALL of Never Grow Old.  Watched THE MAJORITY of The Banshees of I Wanna Say KILLARNY.  What to watch with rest of the night?  Find some Horror-Style program no doubt!  ALRIGHT JUST CLIPPED A NAIL.  I think EVERYONE can be happy about that.  Except the nail.  It was happy the way things were.  Growing all WILD like.  In it's natural state.  It WANTS to grow wild.  I dunno maybe not.  I could be wrong!  Shows how much I know.  Starting choco choco pop.  Shows how much I know.  At least PART of what I know.  Which is what I just stuck in my Gob.  Anyway.  Had delicious Grandma's Freedom for dinner with FOUR kreplach.  Asked for two.  I think they think that means two of two.  Normally if you get one they give you two.  You ask for two you get four.  NOW I GET IT.  Didn't get it before.  NOW I DO THOUGH so THERE YA GO.
    Solid chance I have solid QUESTION bar tonight.  BIRTHDAY BAR would be interesting.  No egg whites around so NO balanced breakfast for tomorrow.  Looks like CLASSIC breakfast or BLACK AND WHITE breakfast.  Probably black and white cause I GOT TWO OF EM.  Then again I have TWO TESTICLES and I'm not having ONE OF THEM for breakfast.  Just because I have TWO of something doesn't mean I have to have one for breakfast.  THESE ARE THE TWO main things I have two of off the top of my head.  Black * white cookies and balls.  Hmm.  What else.  HANDS.  FEET.  Other appendages and stuff.  YOU GET THE IDEA.  IDEAS.  Probably entertaining roughly TWO ideas in my head at this very moment.  Not sure what they are.  Gotta imagine ONE OF THEM is whatever idea I'm conveying in this sentence I'm writing RIGHT NOW whatever that idea may be.  And then there's a secondary ancillary SOMEWHAT related idea RIGHT BEHIND that First Place Idea that's ALSO there.  WHAT'S GOING ON AGAIN.
   Penultimate paragraph.  That means I have TWO paragraphs to write.  Maybe I can have one of them for breakfast tomorrow.  Makes sense!  Just bit into choco choco pop.  Delicious.  Wonder how much IF ANY I'll indulge in clipping for the rest of the nig ht.  I can go real crazy with the clipping, I can go moderately crazy, I can do some LIGHT clipping, or I can do NO MORE clipping at all.  IT CAN REALLY GO ANY OF MANY WAYS.  Anyway the important thing is that I have a good time no matter what I do.  Huh.  Didn't listen to any music on half my walks today.  Just tried to take my walks in quietitude.  WAS SOMEWHAT SUCCESSFUL.  Was kinda weird.  Walked by mailperson who said hello to me while I was walking by her and if I had my earbuds in I would have had NO clue she said anything.  She was in in my sight at all when she spoke.  Makes me wonder how many times in the past she said HELLO to me and I just walked right by her.  What are the odds This is the ONE time she said Hello to me.  NO ODDS THAT'S WHO.  Anyway my response was HOW ARE YOU.  Not the best response to HELLO especially when I just CONTINUED WALKING at the same pace without stopping at all.  YOU ASK How Are You YOU GOTTA STOP for them to answer.  OH WELL.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Good deal!  What else is up.  Maybe watch rest of Banshees Of Isildur when this is over.  It's not a Horrific Movie which Nighttimes are designed for generally but WHAT CAN YA DO. It's a FILLUM and it appears on the TELEVISION SET no problem.  WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.  ISILDUR IS A PERSON NOT A PLACE.  YA GOT ME.  Oh well THERE goes THIS entry.  Which is a shame because I was running a solid 2.5,3.0 out of 10 up intil this point.  VERY solid 2.5, 3.0 out of 10.  What else is up.  Anyway.  Feels like it's been forever since I've clipped my nails but it's probably been less than a week.  All in all LESS than forever more or less.  Wrote down a couple of phrases that could be SONG TITLES or could be ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and I'm strongly leaning towards ABSOLUTELY NOTHING today.  But hey even ABSOLUTELY NOTHING is progress from... even NOTHINGIER than Absolutely Nothing which is what I do MOST days.  Anyway.  That's it for now.  See ya tomorrow!

-8:11 P.M.

Friday, March 3, 2023

Right Gotta Do This

    Oh no.  Computer making weird noise.  IT IS NOW STOPPING... stopping... stopping...  Anyway.  I'll let you know if it stops completely.  I think it stopped completely.  HEY I LET YOU KNOW just like I said I would.  Anyway.  May not have been charging my earbuds over night.  They gave no indication on Walk I that battery was low.  BUT as I approached computer as I got back Didn't look like ear bud egg plug wire was connected to computer.  So that's a problem!  Huh.  Good news though!  SUPER marker delivery came 2 hours early.  And I was around!  Vaguely awake.  I had been awake and ready to go back to sleep when we got the notice we could accept the delivery now or reject it and wait for them to come back Normal Time.  WE ACCEPTED.  Good deal!  Anyway.  GOT EVERYTING LOOKIN' LIKE.  Anyway.  If I do some REAL crunch time I could fit in extra walk in Early Part Of Day POSSIBLY.  Not gonna do that.  Anyway.  Mets game this afternoon at regular 1:00 time.  TELEVISIONIZED.
   New team name in Fantasy Baseball League.  Seems like a random combination of letters and numbers.  Trying to figure out what it might mean.  Maybe it's one of those things where the numbers look like letters and it represents a word.  Not adding up though.  Can't figure out what the word is.  Hmm.  Had large amount of NightMight eating.  Large NORMAL.  Not CRAZY large.  Didn't have a breakfast today.  Not that hungry.  Gonna give myself up to After Walk II to have a breakfast.  And/or Eat SOMETHIN.  Maybe a full fledged breakfast (BALANCED BREAKFAST?!?!) or maybe something halfway indulgent (QUESTION BAR?) or just SOMETHIN.  Anyway.  WE KNOW dinner will be stuffed shrimp.  LUNCH?  Roast beef sandwich, turkey sandwich, vegetable burger, sushi, wide alfredo, or turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti.  ROAST BEEF SANDWICH, vegetable burger, and wide alfredo in the lead.  THAT'S IT TAHT'S FOOD TALK.
   Hmm.  Guess I'll get coffee NOW.  Anyway.  Still expecting STAPLES delivery.  Reams of PAPER.  I think TWO.  I think a ream of paper is 500 slices of paper.  TWO SIDES.  You get BOTH SIDES for the same price as just ONE side.  WHAT A DEAL.  I made that joke to my Dad and HE WASN'T HAVING ANY OF IT.  Maybe you'll have some of it.  If my dad doesn't want it what hope do I have with you.  Huh.  Mom has blueberry banana muffins leftover from a week or two ago.  I MAY or MAY NOT have ever had these.  BUT caloriewise they're right on target for a breakfast.  I could and or SHOULD have one of these for Late Breakfast today SHOULD I have al ate breakfast which I MAY.  LOOK it's late food talk but it's IMPORTANT because it's a NEW DEVELOPMENT.  Huh.  Also the muffin is whole grain.  Not HALF grain. Not 75% grain.  POSSIBLY 80% grain and they just round it up.  I dunno how they operate exactly.  Hmm.
   Fourth paragraph.  Probably wouldn't have gotten up as early and/or started the day as early if not for Super marker acceptance.  So that's good.  I think Staples should give you a box of staples with every purchase.  That's their gimmick.  They world would be filled with much too much staples though if that were the case.  We'd have staples coming out of our ears.  Huh.  Started watching 2007 The Hills Have Eyes last night.  I like that movie. I watch it every Oh I Don't Know SIX MONTHS.  Either that or the original.  Not sure if the six months covers EACH movie or BOTH movies.  Not sure which EACH or BOTH means in that context.  The important thing is I got THE REST of that, the rest of CAPTAIN PHILLERPS, and I guess THE HILLS HAVE EYES II (2007 ACTUALLY).  Actually The Hills Have Eyes remake is (2006).  Anyway I dunno.  Fiyr oaraog... wait lemme start that sentence over.  Four paragraphs down!  There we go that's a lot better.
   YEAH.  Anyway.  Got a new shirt going on.  Compared to previous days.  Wore this shirt plenty of times in the past.  Wearing it in the correct direction and NOT inside out.  I know what I'm doing when it comes to shirts.  I wear them in the right direction and outside in EASY.  Hmm.  Not on a playlist on Walk I.  Listening to MUSIC album.  Only about 15 minutes in though.  PARKWALK was disconnected from internet for 10 minutes.  OH NO computer making sound again.  NOT AS LOUND.  I'll keep you updated this situation after it's progressed.  Can't keep you updated on it as it's progressing.  That'd be impossible because it's PROGRESSING AS IT'S PROGRESSING.  I can't get the words out WHILE IT'S HAPPENING because then the words will be DATED by the time they're said.  Huh.  SOUND MAY BE GONE.  Good deal.  WAIT NO TEHRE IT GOES AGAIN.  Ok I'll SHUT UP about it.  MOVE ON with your lives and whatknot.
    Halfway through the act!  The computer would never be making this sound if I definitely had earbuds plugged in overnight and charging.  THAT'S the difference maker that made computer CONFUSED and now is malfunctioning.  DANGIT.  Tommorow is March Fourth.  Everyone loves them some March Fourth.  Not everyone gets into EVERY Day that Means Something but I think March Fourth captures the public's attention generally to a degree other days DO NOT.  YEAH.  March Forth.  That's what I mean.  TAHT'S what I'm talking about.  Staples delivery is STRESSFUL.  Bell can ring at any moment.  I'm HIGH STRUNG and ON ALERT.  This is TERRIBLE.  The important thing is I have a good time.  Hmm.  Was able to fit in everything in FRIDGE.  Was able to fit in everything in FREEZER.  And you all doubted me.  Don't even get me started on CABINETS.  Then again I DIDN'T and/or WON'T be able to fit in everything in cabinets.  BUT THAT'S NOTHIGN NEW.  I ALWAYS can't fit in all the soda in cabinets.  Gotta line up half a dozen on kitchen counter.
   NOTING NEW THERE.  Anyway.  NO waiting around for Super Marker delivery this morning.  GREAT STUFF.  Fit in all the walks easily and nothing hanging over my head.  STAPLES SURE.  But I don't need to be around for that.  ALSO I don't need to waste precious TEN OR TWELVE Minutes putting stuff away because of that.  GREAT seventh paragraph.  I guess.  The important thing is SPRITE BOTTLES FELL TO THE GROUND.  Jerk was carting some bags from Truck to Front Door and cart fell down incline and SPRITE BOTTLES in bag on cart fell to ground.  NO HARM DONE though.  Still though HOW DARE YOU.  Then again NO HARM DONE.  Which is what I said to him.  But on the inside I feel HOW DARE YOU.  Anyway.  Maybe have HALF muffin when I get back from walk II.  That's a good compromise between Nothing and Full Fledged Something.  YEAH.  ESPN offering odds on the Mets game today.  People are gambling on spring training games I guess.  GOOD FOR THEM.  I hope it all works out for them.
   Three paragraphs to go.  DELIGHTFUL.  I will finish album I'm working on halfway through upcoming walk.  WHAT TO DO THEN.  Maybe another album by same artist.  I DUNNO maybe I wanna mix it up.  But MIX IT UP HOW.  THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.  Oh well such is life.  Listen to music is fun but WHAT MUSIC that's the tough part of life.  Maybe I get back into podcasts.  Not sure I'm comfortable with that either.  Then again INTERESTING PROPOSITION.  But I wouldn't know where to begin.  How about podcasts I've enjoyed in the past.  That's a good idea of where to begin.   Huh.  Sounds like a big commitment though.  Anyway.  The important thing is I have to take walks and I have to listen to something on them. ...Right?  There's no way around those two Basic Facts of life.  What if I start working on music and then I listen to bits and pieces of the music I'm working on and whatknot.  INTERESTING PROPOSITION.  But then again sounds very difficult.
   Two paragraph to go.  Huh.  MAN OH MAN what a bust it'll be if earbuds die on me in walk II.  Cause that means NO CHANCE they'd be any good in walk III either.   WALK IV they'd be ready presumably.  HMM maybe I'd, "DIG," taking walks without anything though.  COULD BE A GOOD EXPERIMENT forced upon me by external factors.  Like Me Accidentally Not Charging Them Overnight.  Kinda an internal factor.  But an Accidental Internal Factor.  You get the idea.  I like them Zero Sugar mini hershem bars.  Taste like regular hershem bars but possibly 15% larger.  COULD be the same size and it's just in my head that they're larger.  COULD BE LARGER.  So that's good.  Gotta start researching fantasy baseball.  Right?  Take it seriously this year?  I TINK that's the direction my life is headed in?  I dunno!  I could foresee a future where I spend REAL TIME on doing it.  WITH OR WITHOUT Bill Maher.
   Last paragraph.  I can do that and whatknot.  Do it all the time!  Last paragraphs of ACTS?  Three times a day! Last paragraph of ACT I'S?  Once a day!  Last paragraphs of PARAGRAPHS? ...NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS.  Anyway.  If I have something to eat after Walk II SOLID CHANCE I delay lunch an hour or so.  In which case SOLID CHANCE maybe delay dinner FOURTY FIVE MINUTES OR SO.  In which case DINNER IS DELAYED FOURTY FIVE MINUTES OR SO.  YEAH.  I remember going to Staples for fun as a kid.  I TINK.  I think we sometimes went to staples without necessarily needing anything.  Just kinda went in with the premise MAYBE WE'LL FIND SOMETING WE WANT FROM STAPLES.  AND OFTEN WE DID.  Could be wrong about that.  Definitely sometimes WE FOUND SOMETHIGN WE WANTED FROM S TAPLES that we didn't KNOW we'd get.  But maybe that was only at times we also definitely were gonna get something else.  I DON'T HAVE ALL TEH DETAILS I was BUT A CHILD.  Anyway.  Time for a walk.  Be back soon!

forgot all about that

    Hey!  There was a solid 1.5 muffin left.  I had a solid .5.  The .5.  Not half of the solid 1.0.  THAT'D BE DUMB.  Anyway PRETTY GOOD MUFFIN. I can see myself enjoying the 1.0 muffin as an upcoming breakfast.  SO THAT'S GREAT.  Earbuds did not lose charge on walk.  SO TAHT'S GREAT.  Mets released their LINEUP for the upcoming spring training game.  TOTALLY plan on running some players out there.  Not gonna forfeit ahead of time.  I LIKE THAT.  Anyway what else is up.  Not gonna push back lunch just based on half a muffin.  WHAT WILL LUNCH BE?  Maybe sleeper pick VEGETABLE BURGER.  With SLEEPER BurgerSide... I DON'T KNOW YET.  Anything is a sleeper BurgerSide because I don't have any Top Choices in mind TO BEGIN with.  YEAH.  I meant to re-up with pop chips from one of super markers this week.  NEVER DID.  That's ON ME.  I still got pop chips.  I dunno how long they'll last. I got back up snacks.  BUT THEY'RE NOT THE SAME.
   Huh.  TRADE in non-Important fantasy baseball league.  At first glance YEP THIS SEEMS ON THE UP AND UP.  Pretty fair all things considered.  NO PROBLEM THERE.  What am I watching on the television set before Mets Baseball. Gotta imagine some Captain Phillips.  Jason Phillips was a Mets Catcher for some time in the early and/or mid 2000's.  STEVE Phillips was a Mets I Wanna Say GENERAL MANAGER for the Mets AROUND THE SAME TIME.  Sounds like NEPOTISM.  Sure they were almost definitely not related BUT THE METS ORGANIZATION DIDN'T KNOW TAHT.  The Mets organization probably knew that.  BUT THE HIRING DEPARTMENT DIDN'T KNOW THAT.  Maybe they did, MAYBE THEY DIDN'T, who are we to say.  Also maybe one of these people didn't exist and/or weren't named Phillips.  We're talking TWO DECADES ago.  Whose to SAY who or what existed all the way back then.  Huh.  Computer making NO and/or NORMAL sounds these days.  By which I mean these minutes.  HEY paragraph is over DIDN'T SEE THAT DEVELOPMENT COMING.
   Okay.  Maybe I threw out nail clipper.  The important thing is I rummage through my garbage desperately.  Rummage IS a word and I AM using it correctly but it LOOKS like a nonsense word.  Oh well such is life.  DID I see the scene where Pirate says I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW?  I FEEL like I saw that part.  Maybe he says it again.  Probably says it 4 or 6 times over the course of the movie.  JUST TO DRIVE THE POINT HOME.  Anyway I dunno.  Almost done with Daytime Day writings.  I like those odds!  Now that I'm paying closer attention to it Water Going Down In BathTub isn't THAT bad.  Totally down the drain from a Shower around 30-45 minutes after shower is done.  Now that I say it out loud In Type it SOUNDS bad.  But it could be worse.  Could be a lot worse.  COULD ALSO BE A LITTLE WORSE.  Let's face facts COULD BE MODERATELY WORSE too.  Anyway.  Standard Baseball Game Time on Cable TV Schedule is Three Hours.  With new PITCH CLOCK time of game is reduced on average so far, what, 15-30 minutes?  MIGHT HAVE TO ADJUST THAT.  YOU FOOLS.
   Two paragraphs to go!  Kitchen sink got clogged because we haven't been using dish washer for months like normal people.  We THOUGHT we were wiping off dishes after using them Well Enough but NOPE.  Relevant OILS and stuff REMAINED on dishes.  Getting CRUMBS and whatknot off the plates isn't enough.  OILS seeped into plate IS ENOUGH to muck things up.  So that's good.  Gotta look out for that!  Or something.  I dunno.  Maybe don't look out for that.  IT'S YOUR LIFE.  What else is up.  WHAT to listen to for upcoming walk.  What's a good album I like.  MUSIC album.  Gotta imagine I like a good several hundred albums.  SHOULDN'T BE SO HARD to come up with ONE I wanna listen to.  Hmm.  Guess I can always go with a Current Music Playlist.  Really ROLLING THE DICE though with that.  I could get into a groove of songs I don't like and that's REAL TERRIBLE for me.  Anyway.  Only one more paragraph to go!
   How bad can music be.  I like music.  Right?  Why not.  Why wouldn't I.  It's music!  Anyway.  Normal amount of walks in Early Part Of Day.  But real comfortable amount of time Going Forward. LOTTA Captain Flipps time.  Maybe even ALL Captain Flipps time.  Not sure how much time I got left for that movie which title I'm not 100% on.  If I remember correctly I TINK it's about an hour and 12 minutes.  Not sure why I think that.  POSSIBLY because it's EXACTLY ACCURATE.  Huh.  Gotta write a mere half a paragraph.  Then I get to move on with my precious, precious life.  I LIKE TEH SOUND OF THAT.  Hmm.  WELL I said I'd keep yuo updated on Computer Making Troubling Noises.  It made Troubling Noise for about A DOZEN seconds a while ago.  Other than the time At Beginning Of Entry. THAT'S ABOUT IT.  YEAH.  See ya again tonight!

It's All Coming Back To Me

    Hey friends.  Had a small bange fourty minutes before dinner.  HALVE made up for it by having only one stuffed shrimp instead of two!  Dunno what I'm gonna do with ONE STUFFED SHRIMP.  Gotta figure that sucker out somehow.  NIGHTMIGH SNACK?  HALF AT A TIME?  SOMETIN LIKE THAT I DUNNO THAT'D BE PRETTY CRAZY. I'm a CRAZY AND CRAZY GUY.  The point is I had delicious roasted beef sandwich for lunch and That Thing for dinner.  Watched FAIR and not FOUL amount of Met game.  Finished Them Hills Have Eyes.  Watched MORE of Captain Fillups, then got distracted, then decided ya know what?  Just gonna abandon this film with 40 minutes to go.  I DON'T CAER.  Also, you know what?  The word, "care," being typo'd?"  I DON'T CARE.  JUST GONNA LEAVE IT LIKE THAT.  Prove me wrong, YOU CAN'T.  Anyway.  Halfway through CAPE FEAR.  I had it on Television Set in the past, sometime between 9 and 24 months ago, but didn't pay attention to it.  TIS TIME I AM.  WOW WHAT A DESCENT MOVIE.
   I know what I said.  AND I MEANT IT.  Anyway.  Presumably have relatively normal amount of Night snacking.  Maybe err on the side of LESS rather than MORE.  What a Novel idea.  You know like NINETEEN EIGHTY FOUR.  Was just an IDEA at some point.  PROBABLY FOR A NOVEL.  Maybe at some point it was an idea for a COMIC BOOK at first.  I Don't KNOW WHAT what's his name was thinking originally.  Wasn't George Orwell was it.  BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN that's all I can say.  It was George Orwell.  THAT ASSHOLE.  Well.  WHICH IS IT.  GEORGE or WELL.  MAKE UP YOUR MINDS.  You know that sort of thing.  The important thing is I'm a solid a-ways into the Act III.  That's ALWAYS the important thing.  How far a-ways I am into Chore Activity.  Anyway.  Lotta DRAMA films that I can choose from that I haven't been looking at.  From STARZ and SHOWTIME.  Haven't even checked out these collections in a Dog's Age.  That's how I came across Cape Fear.  Cape Fear is a HORROR.  Or THRILLER at the very least.  STILL THOUGH I came across it through DRAMA.  Go figure!  YOU FIND LOVE IN THE STRANGEST PLACES.
   Gonna have to look into that one.  Three paragraphs to go!  Wanna have balanced breakfast tomorrow but assuming I don't YA KNOW WHAT MUFFIN IS A STRONG CONTENDER for breakfast.  I LIKED that muffin and it's OLD so I wanna get eating it out of the way.  Also SHUT UP ABOUT IT.  Anyway.  Two or three nights in a ROW I realize Tomorrow gotta go into drug store and buy new nail clipper but I keep forgetting.  GOD DANG IT.  I have SKIN that needs clipping. What am I supposed to do about it.  NOTHING?  That's an UNACCEPTABLE option.  Then again I WILL ACCEPT that option.  But you get the idea.  Maybe I can fashion my own nail clipper out of scissors or knives or something.  WHAT AND RUIN MY SCISSORS OR KNIVES OR SOMETING?  That's ROBBING PETER TO PAY PAUL.  NO THANKS that solution is for FOOLS.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  It's entirely possible THIS EXACT SEQUENCE OF TITLES has been used before.  Gonna roll the dice and hope that's just some sort of Deja Vu I got going on.  PROBABLY isn't.  Oh well gotta roll the dice on SOMETHING.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Had delicious Cinnamon Toast Crunk bar as Roasted Beef Sandwichside at lunch.  NO SOILERS.  No spoilers.  NO SOILERS EITHER.  I've had it up to HERE with them.  Anyway what kinda crap can I eat tonight.  Let's say TWO things, right?  That's a reasonable thing to say.  Maybe a cereal bar is one of them things.  Could be Cinnamon Toast Crunk.  Could be lucky sherm.  Could be Goldon Graham.  Lets say Lucky Sherm would be great, right?  And second thing could be, what, delicious iced cream concoction.  Maybe health iced cream bar.  A SEA SALTED CARAMEL could be in store for instance.  HEY TIS IS ALL SHAPING UP TO BE A REAL SPECIAL NIGHT.  You know THE NEXT HOUR AND FOURTY MINUTES.  That sort of thing.  The important thing is I guess I might have a Tales In The Crypt or two in me for when I finish Caped Fear.  I believe we got Comes The Dawn.  After that is ANYONE'S Guess.  Can't already be 99 and Whatknot Pure Horror, can it be?  YEP IT IS THAT ONE.  Not the exact title.  Look it up yourself if you wanna know EXACT title.  I'm guessing YOU DON'T.  So I'm not gonna bother typing it out.  Cause YOU DON'T CARE.  I don't care. NONE OF US care.
   Last paragraph of the night!  Lucky Sherm bar is PART MARSHMELLOW.  Doesn't get any better than that.  Well it can get better than that. BUT NOT MUCH.  And NOT OFTEN.  So that's good.  Hey my toe is bleeding where the skin is cut.  That's good.  Bleeding is good for you.  Gets the sick out of your body.  I say we should be bleeding a lot more than we usually do under normal circumstances.  Anyway.  The good news is that even though there's blood pooling around the cut providing it with some LIQUIDY CUSHION if you will it STILL HURTS ANYWAY.  So gotta look at the bright side of things.  I dunno.  I had made some NightMight progress for a few days in a row last week.  Then last few days I made DEGRESS.  GOSH DANGIT.  I blame YOU as I do in all cases where blame is to be placed.  Prove me wrong, YOU CAN'T.  Anyway that'll do it for today.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:01 P.M.

Thursday, March 2, 2023

Something Along Those Lines

    Hey friends.  9:24 AM going on... 9:2...5... A.... MMM..... Right... abou....t.... no....w.... star...t...in....g... no...w.... ri...g.. OKAY IT'S 9:25 AM RIGHT NOW.  Not sure why that was necessary.  The good new is it's 9:25 AM.  Got a nice amount of time to work with this Early Part Of Day to fit in what I wanna fit in.  Got an Amazon Fresh delivery this afternoon which May mean some Crunch Time and/or me missing a walk.  That's okay!  HEY I was able to join Brother's Fantasy Baseball league this morning.  Finally confirmed my identify for one reason or another.  Still one slot left in his league.  They accepted my credit card and whatknot.  MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.  Team name is Team To Beat.  Took me about 15 seconds to think about possible masturbation connotations but I'm too far committed to the team name to go back now.  Anyway.  Draft is a nice Wednesday Nighttime.  Nice 8:00 PM.  Normally I'm writing an Act III right around then.  No reason I can't be somehow finishing an ACT III before then somehow if I plan nighttime Just So.
   YEAH.  Gonna get coffee after this paragraph.  Great.  Spent so much time trying to get into league.  Now I gotta worry about DOING WELL in league.  I JUST MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL.  Then again I can make upwards of 120 dollars if I win the league. I dunno about UPWARDS.  And I dunno about MAKE.  I can PROFIT 100 dollars.  Either way huh.  Had a relatively okay NightMight.  More than a small amount but smaller than a normal amount.  Had a bigger than I like breakfast but not huge!  TWO mini oreo packets and a mini chips ahoy packet.  SOUNDS like a lot.  TASTED like a lot.  But in the end not that much more than a normal breakfast.  Herbed chicken with sweet potatoe and broccoli for lunch.  DINNER is anyone's guess.  If they guess correctly.  If they guess incorrectly it is decidedly NOT their guess.  Anyway.  Getting a SHITLOAD of crap from Amazon Fresh.  LOT OF EXCITING TINGS.  Let's count them in upcoming paragraph.  Then NO MORE food talk after upcoming paragraph.  LEMME GET COFFEE to fortify myself.
   Huh.  Assorted SPECIFICALLY SHOCKOLATE pepperage farm cookies.  Both cinnamon toast crunk and lucky sherm breakfast bars.  ZERO SUGAR hershem miniature bars.  ONE OFF Chcolate brownie (for The Breakfast).  SEVERAL OTHER THINGS that are Great but not at the level of greatness that they merit special attention.  OKAY.  That's it for FOOD talk I think.  Let's get into OTEHR STUFF.  Met game today.  BELIEVE it's televised.  IF I BELIEVE IT I can ACHIEVE IT.  Gotta imagine that's a motivational thing.  Believe and achieve are either RHYME or SLANT rhyme.  They definitely AT LEAST slant rhyme and I feel they may ALL OUT rhyme.  Anyway.  Started watching THE TING last night. ... You know.  The Thing.  May not have been able to deduce that unless I told you In Truth what the word was.  Anyway.  Seen it before without paying attention at all.  This time paying SOME attention!  Anyway.  Got the rest of that.  Got the rest of Creed II.  Got Paying SOME Attention to Met Game.  TODAY TV is lining up to be pretty decent!  GOTTA FIGURE OUT whose lined up to be CLOSING MLB games this season.  THIS FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE WITH BROTHER COUNTS.
   Money.  BRAGGING RIGHTS WIT BROTHER.  PRIDE.  A LEAGUE OF OUR OWN.  Fourth paragraph and whatknot.  Not sure waht it was the tipped the scale in my favor in terms of Yahoo deciding to verify my account.  Was it the ID photos?  Social security number?  Just them deciding enough time has passed from original Me Asking To Have An Account?  Either way it all worked out in the end.  Amazing.  Name is still MIK though.  Yahoo still thinks my first name is MIK for all intents and purposes.  So that's good.  Gotta figure I can change that somehow.  I think we're at a point I'm comfortable letting the Fantasy Baseball League knowing my name is either MIKE or MICHAEL.  Let's be upfront with each other this is for keeps.  Huh.  Not impressed with Brother's Team Name.  Not gonna say it right now.  Give him a chance to change the name.  If he doesn't change the name by the time of draft I have no choice but to let you in on his team name.  But for now let's just say NOPE not impressed.  MAYBE it'll grow on me.  MAYBE.
   Fifth paragraph.  Wrote first four in Oh I Don't Know FIFTEEN MINUTES.  Hmm turns out I DO know.  Go figure!  Still haven't found my nail clipper.  Mets game will be on Sportsnet TeleVision.  So you take the good with the bad.  Still listening to New In Rock playlist.  GLITCH in the playlist.  One song was on the playlist FIVE SONGS after it was already on the playlist!  Not gonna chalk that up to glitch.  Gonna chalk that up to human error.  I think a PERSON made a mistake when designing playlist.  Not a computer.  Could easily be wrong now that I think about it.  My first instinct was to blame human beings though.  Could be a robot's fault though.  Hmm.  The point is if I was starting Entry right around NOW I'd probably have enough time to work with to more or less fit in everything more or less on time more or less I Dunno About EASILY but Not Too Difficultillitulility.  So that's good.  Already halfway through the entry.... starting... rig...ht... n...o.....o.....w..... Period.
   Yeah.  Pretty sure February23 is saved!  Saved to computer.  Saved to internet.  Looks like it's saved all over the place.  So that's good.  What can I do today that would make today a quality day.  I dunno FIRST TINGS FIRST what day of the week is it.  Thursday.  WHAT NEXT.  What day of the month is it.  The second.  What month of the year is it.  March.  What year is it.  2023.  Where am I.  Earth.  Who are you.  ME.  Oh okay I think we covered everything.  The good news is what else is up.  Not necessarily looking forward to lunch but I'm sure I'll enjoy it once we get there.  NO MORE FOOD TALK though.  Anyway. Creed is at his LOWEST MOMENT in Halfway Through Creed II.  Maybe he reaches a lower moment in Creed III I DON'T KNOW.  Haven't seen it yet.  Probably won't see it for NINE TO TWELVE MONTHS.  Maybe EIGHT if we're lucky.  The good news is HIS NAME IS CREED.  Like that OTHER GUY.  He was friends with ROCKY.  The boxer. FICTIONAL I believe.
   Seventh paragraph.  Threw away holy socks from the last week.  I think it was the right move.  Not sure why I would want to wear them again in the future.  Only reason I would want to wear them again is if I put them on and feel pot committed to wearing them because I already put them on.  THIS WAY we never have to reach that point. Good stuff.  Anyway.  Looks like first thing I watch on television set today is Creed II.  MAY or may not save The Ting for tonight.  Probably not.  Probably watch The Ting when I'm done with Creed II and/or Bored with MLB Baseball.  SO THAT'S GOOD.  Hmm.  I'd say ODDS ARE I take all my walks today BUT with crunch time in middle of day.  YEAH.  How crowded Freezerwise are we looking after today.  Lemme tell you it's nothin' compared to AFTER TOMORROW with Fresh Direct.  Adding THREE things today.  But freezer is PRETTY empty right now.  VERY empty compared to usual.  THAT'S IT.  That's the paragraph.
   Three to go!  Amazing.  How long did it take me to get to this point.  A MERE less than half an hour.  Right now it's nine fity ..fo...u.... FOUR.  It's nine fifty four right now.  Ugh.  Anyway.  Figure I'm continuing with New In Rock for at least half of the Music Listening To day.  INCLUDING at least most of Upcomign Walk if not ALL.  Possibly only SOME.  Possibly I get tired of it ONE SONG IN.  But I can't think of any better alternative.  Hmm maybe New In Alternative.  NAH I'm gonna stick with NEW IN ROCK.  Been FUN lately.  I like the part where it's MODERN ROCK.  I don't think they use that phrase anymore.  They realized perhaps no one is a fan of Modern Rock.  Maybe some people are.  Maybe they still are.  Maybe lots of people still use the phrase modern rock and are still fans of it.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  Or include me in it.  Up to you in the end.  Huh.  Let's see.  What other Team Names in this league besides the Generic Team Names that Yahoo gives you before you can change it for yourself.  Not impressed with ANY of these.
   To be fair my team name isn't GREAT.  But at least it's SOMETIN.  These are NOTHIN.  I dunno.  I think I got FOURTY EIGHT HOURS to change my team name.  Ya know wht?  I GOT UP UNTIL THE DRAFT.  It FEELS like I'm pot committed from POINT ZERO to this name.  But I have up until draft to think of better name I SAY.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Two paragraphs to go and whatknot.  WHAT ELSE IS WHATKNOT.  Hmm.  ALSO not 100% comfortable with the name Team To Beat when I KNOW that I'm not the most prepared for the draft and thus NOT the Team To Beat.  IF I was the team to beat SURE go ahead with that name.  BUT I'M NOT.  Maybe I can think of a team name that points out my potential mediocrity.  KINDA SELF DEPRECATING team name but one that also leaves room that could point out that I MAY EXCEED EXPECTATIONS and do well at the same time.  Hmm.  Gotta think about this a lot more carefully.  What else is up.  Only one more paragraph to go.  How much time do I have to write NEXT act.  OVER AN HOUR.  That's good.  Takes me half an hour.  THAT'S GOOD.
   What else is up.  Just Might Be The Team To Beat.  I'M TEMPTED TO CHANGE IT TO TAHT RIGHT NOW.  But I'm not gonna.  BUT IT'S TEMPTING.  Anyway.  Prize pool is $220 dollars.  20 dollar fee.  12 teams.  SOUNDS like Yahoo took 20 dollars overall from 12 teams.  LEMME CRUNCH THEM NUMBERS with help from calculator cause I'm lazy.  Could be 1.67 dollars fee per person???  Off the top of my head crunching them numbers that seems about right.  That's not too bad.  When you look at the Prize Pool page it lists Winner for each slot as TBD.  WHAT TE HELL.  I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA WIN THIS LEAGUE.  Now you're saying TBD?  WHAT KINDA BULLSHIT IS THIS.  Also TBD means To Be Determined.  Any IDIOT could figure that out!  WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.  Hmm.  HEY it's a Head To Head league and you can see the weekly match ups.  Let's see what weeks I'm up against Brother.  Weeks SEVEN and EIGHTEEN.  VERY INTERESTING.  Kind of interesting.  ALMOST INTERESTING.  Not interesting.  NEGATIVE INTERESTING.  MAKES ANYTHING INTERESTING IN TEH PAST LESS INTERESTING.  Anyway gonna take a walk now.  Be back soon.

i don't know what that means

    Hey friends.  Changed my team name to THE Team To Beat.  Without the Italics.  Just used the italics HERE.  To EMPHASIZE the part that's different.  I feel like it's an improvement.  Strong improvement.  Anyway.  Skin that I needed to clip off isn't uncomfortable this morning.  Which is good news.  So that's good.  Anyway got some coffee going.  Some diet coke.  It's all good!  Changed my Yahoo name from Mik to Mike.  I think.  Pretty sure I was successful in that.  VERY pretty sure.  HEY I don't think I ever turned the page on Health Wellness Patriotism Calendar to March.  Let's go ahead and do that right now.  HEALTH TIP for the month is Know Yourself.  I know myself.  Probably better than anyone else.  In the sense that I know myself more than I know anyone else AND in the sense that no one else knows me better than me.  BOTH WAYS are accurate.  Any good Personal Health days this month.  Full Moon on the seventh.  Oh that's good.  DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME on the 12th.  Gotta look out for that one.  That'll mix things up real good.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Not gonna be able to FINISH Creed II after shower before Walk IV but will make a GOOD dent in it.  Mickey Rourke gonna use tentacles or something to beat up Creed.  I don't have all the details.  I dunno.  I feel like New In Rock is Modern Rock repackaged.  Maybe not even repackaged.  Maybe they still package it as Modern Rock elsewhere.  I think odds are they still have MODERN ROCK Charts and whatknot.  You know BILLBOARD or something.  I DON'T HAVE ALL THE DETAILS.   Hmm.  Getting close to being done with Daytime Day chores.  Is waiting around for Super Market delivery a chore.  In afternoon.  Interrupting my walking schedule flow.  Nah.  Not a PROPER chore.  It's an Inconvenience but I wouldn't say CHORE exactly.  If anything it's an ANTI chore.  Prevents me from walking which itself is a semi-chore.  I'M NOT choring it up because of it.  So there's that.  HEY paragraph over. 
   Huh. What else do I have going on for me.  Possibly get multi part'r dinner for tonight if we get diner dinner.  Possibly Seafood.  Steak * Seafood?  EXCLUSIVELY SEAFOOD?  Yeah it's food talk for a few sentences DEAL WITH IT.  Hmm.  Then again maybe you shouldn't have to deal with it.  I'm with you!  This is UNACCEPTABLE.  Write a letter to me expressing your frustration.  Maybe something will come of it.  I dunno!  What else is going on and crap.  HALFWAY through the act.  IN A MERE I forget when I started the act exactly.  Got home from the last walk around 20 minutes ago.  So that's pretty good and whatknot.  The point is I poured out all the coffee from yesterday.  We're talking A SOLID Cupsworth.  AM I HAPPY ABOUT IT?  Of course not.  What a waste!  CHILDREN IN CHINA ARE STARVING FOR COFFEE.  Need something to keep them going during 14 hour shifts.  The good news is this paragraph is SHORT but OVER.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  How happy am I with, "The Team To Beat."  In retrospect KIND OF CLUNKY?  Gonna have to give it a few more hours.  More time to Retrospect.  STILL time to change it.  AT LEAST 24 hours after creating the team I GOT to come up with the name, right?  I'D SAY SO.  Hmm.  KINDA BRAGGADOCIOS.  That's not in the spirit of Fantasy Baseball Team Names!  Anyway what else is up and crap.  I dunno.  A paragraph and a half to go though.  NOT BAD.  TELEVISION SET TIME creeping up though.  Not sure why I like television time.  I get to stop thinking A little bit for a while.  Still thinking to some degree.  SLIGHTLY LESS though.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Yahoo DOES have my Last name as K.  Not sure if Fantasy Baseball Players can see that though.  I'm okay with them seeing it.  OR AM I.  Now that I think about it I'm okay with my brother seeing it BUT NO ONE ELSE.  That's about it!  THAT'S ABOUT IT FOR TE PARAGRAPH TOO.
   YEAH.  What else is up.  Gotta imagine IF TEHRE WAS a St Patrick he wouldn't be on board with binge drinking celebration of his day.  I have no idea who St Patrick was but in general SAINTS wouldn't be into Excess Partying and Binge Drinking, right?  SHOWS HOW MUCH I KNOW.  Anyway. RESIDUAL commentary from looking at Patriotism Wellness Days for March.  That's where that comment comes from.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Not sure I'm enjoying New In Rock playlist!  Enjoyed it in walk I.  DIDN'T enjoy it in walk II.  Let's see where walk III takes me.  I'm gonna guess I DON'T enjoy it but then I enjoy it in walk IV.  It's FUN to guess things.  THEN SEE what happens and if your guesses were right or not.  That sort of thing.  I guess.  The important thing is I'm done with the Act I guess.  I'll see ya later tonight. 

So What I'm Trying To Say Is

    Still The Team To Beat and I think I'm pot committed to it.  Beat on the Brat.  WITH A BASEBALL BAT.  So it all comes together nicely is the point.  Anyway been eating a lot of them Pepperage Farm Assorted Cookies: Only Chocolate Varieties of Cookies.  GOOD because delicious and hearty.  BAD because lotta cookies and they're calories like you'd expect from cookies.  Huh.  Had delicious LUNCH WE ALL KNEW WAS COMING and stuffed shrimp dinner.  Two shrimp!  Jumbo shrimp!  Not happy having to use the word, "Jumbo."  Not sure there's another better TECHNICAL phrase I can use.  Anyway.  Jumbo STUFFED shrimp.  With crab meat!  SOME BROCCOLI.  Got it with Freedom Fries.  AND I GOT THE SAME THING tomorrow coming my way.  THAT'S HOW I OPERATE.  Also when people dial ZERO.  That's WHEN I operate.  GOT A PART TIME JOB as an operator.  IT'S VERY REWARDING EXPERIENCE.  Not quite sure what that means.  Feels like it means something though.  Huh.
   Watched the rest of Creed II, SOME of Mets Baseball, rest of That Thing You Do (But Not You Do), and now I am halfway through THE CAPTAIN PHILLIPS.  I believe Captain Phillips is a kind of screwdriver.  Or something like that.  Anyway I dunno.  Any exciting thing I can have for a Nighttime Snack tonight besides Assortment of Chocolate-Style cookies?  SEVERAL GOOD OPTION.  Still got a 50 calorie Chocolaet Iced Cream bar.  That'd make up some ground for all them cookies.  Got BIRTHDAY CAKE Brownie.  Got BROWN CINNAMON SUGAR OR SOMETHING breakfast cookie bar snack-em-up Things That Thing You Do snack-em-up Thing That Thing snack thing that huh wha What Happened.  Anyway.  Took all my walks today.  Will that be the case tomorrow?  It all depends on when I wake up in the morning AND/OR when the super market delivery comes in the morning.  Not sure what the, "OR," is doing in that phrase.  Not sure what it ISN'T doing either.  It's accomplishing nothing BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT'S ACCOMPLISHING EVERYTHING.  So that's good.
   Three paragraphs to go.  PART of what I accomplished by getting STRAIGHT SEEFOOD instead of steak * seafood is I can have a roast beef lunch tomorrow.  WHEREAS otherwise it'd be a Redundancy.  YEAH.  I got strategies going on.  Pretty good stuff!  Anyway what else is up.  Might not wanna finish Captain Fillups tonight.  WHAT IS THIS A GAS STATION?  AM I RIGHT?  Anyway.  Some horror film gotta be somewhere or something.  Got enough time to watch an entire major motion picture, too!  Maybe spend the right of my night trying to find my nail clipper again.  At some point I'll pass the point of no return and actually make negative progress in my quest of searching for it.  Not sure waht that means.  Oh well.  Hmm.  The point is I stuck with New In Rock playlist for longer than I should have.  I didn't like it.  But I STUCK WIT IT because I'm DUMB.  NOW I"M DONE WIT IT.  First I was DUMB.  Now I'm DONE.  WONDER WHAT I"LL BE NEXT.  Possibly DUNG.
   That makes a ton of sense.  Two paragraphs to go.  I'd like to see what brown cinnamon sugar breakfast biscuit tastes like.  I guess ONE of those as well as low calorie Chocolate Iced Cream bar would be a WORTHY way to close out the nighttime snackwise and whatknot.   SEPARATELY too.  You know how that goes.  WHERE IS TE COMIC RELIEF in Captain Phillips.  NOWHERE THAT'S WHO.  Huh.  Am I getting anything particularly exciting TOMORROW super market delivery?  NO!  NOT REALLY!  Black and white cookies STILL kind of particularly excite me even though I get two of them every week.  STILL get a charge out of getting them.  Go figure!  Goin with COORS LIGHT beer for upcoming week. I have no good reason for it!  Just was an impulse I had when putting together the order.  Prove me right, prove me wrong, YOU CAN'T DO IT EITHER WAY.  Or you don't want to do it either way.  JUST DON'T CARE. FIGURES.  YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT MY SUPER MARKET ORDER FROM DAY ONE DID YOU.
   Last paragraph of the day-night.  Hmm.  Worst case scenario is I watch several Tales In The Crypt tonight.  WELL WORST CASE SCENARIO IS I DIE somehow.  Or am raped.  Or am raped and then die.  AND THEN AM RAPED AGAIN.  But you get the idea.  The point is what else is in/on the pantheon of Worst Things.  DEATH.  Rape. ...KIDNEY STONES?  OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD something like that?  Anyway.  SLANDER.  Or some sort of LIBEL.  Well I guess it depends on the slander and/or libel DOESN'T IT.  Gotta get into SPECIFICS now DON'T WE.  Ugh.  Let's just write half a paragraph more and call it a DayNight.  AlRIGHT just decided to try a Brown Cinnamon Sugar breakfast biscuit.  VERY MUCH A BUST.  Not as good as chocolate biscuit.  Not as good TASTEwise.  Less HEARTY.  Slightly more CALORIE wise.  ALL IN ALL what THE HELL is WRONG with this cookie.  AND WHY IS THERE EIGHT packs of four each instead of FOUR packs of four each.  I'M VERY MUCH POT COMMITTED TO THESE in a way I AM NOT comfortable with.  I better GET comfortable with it I guess is the takeaway.  Huh.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:18 P.M.

Wednesday, March 1, 2023

Oh Okay This Time

    Hey friends!  Got coffee going on right now.  Plumber is possibly coming soon and I don't wanna lose access to coffee machine and not have... access... to coffee machine.  So I figured I'd take coffee first things first.  Maybe it lasts me entire act anyway.  Interesting experiment this will be.  Nice sentence structure there.  Also, THERE too.  Anyway I MUCKED UP while formatting the website just now.  Making the webpage for February.  Every other month is like January23.html.  I tried doing February23.html BUT IT GOT MESSED UP and ultimately now I had to settle for FEB23.html.  HOPEFULLY it still works out that way.  GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT TOGETHER.  Pretty confident I'm not gonna lose the month completely.  Should take second through fifth back-up steps to make sure about that.  Nah I'm pretty confident.  Anyway.  No REAL early waking up today.  But I got enough time to do everything I wanna do presumably.  It's 9:41 AM right now!
   YOU DON'T KNOW CONTEXT about that.  Hmm.  Got about an hour and ten minutes to do things comfortable more or less.  Hmm.  Just started New In Rock playlist on Walk I.  DONE with Boots for now.  Possibly for the entire season.  SEE YOU IN HELL BOOTS.  And by Hell I mean POSSIBLY DECEMBER.  Sounds like Hell to me!  Trying ONE LAST TIME to get into Fantasy Baseball League with brother.  Trying AND FAILING.  Mets game today I don't think is televised.  Nice sentence structure there. LOOK I can't point out everytime I have poor sentence structure.  We'd be here all day!  WOW some people like being here.  This is a NET POSITIVE for them.  So that's good.  Anyway.  FOOD TALK for a bit.  Large Normal amount of NightMight.  Classic Breakfast.  Possible Bagel with egg white for lunch.  Grilled Chicken Roll for dinner.  Only possible mix-em-up from that schedule is herbed chicken with broccoli and sweet potatoe for lunch.
   THIRD paragraph.  Wearing two high quality socks.  Started a new pair compared to yesterday.  One of the socks from new pair was pretty holy.  After first walk went to the good sock from yesterday and paired it with good sock from today.  NOT SURE what to do with the two bad socks from today and yesterday.  RIGHT NOW I got em stashed in a nook and/or cranny in my room.  STRONGLY considering getting rid of them.  That sounds like the way to go I feel.  Hmm.  I may not be able to play fantasy baseball but the important thing is I entered in my social security number 50 times and uploaded picture of my Government ID both front and back 20 times.  So I accomplished something productive at least.  Hmm.  Third paragraph is almost over.  Am I in the middle of any MOVIE or TV.  I don't think so.  WOW THE MANDALORIAN IS BACK.  I never watched The Mandalorian.  But the important thing is IT'S BACK.
   I believe it's Star Wars.  Also Stars are never at war.  Why would they be.  They're stars.  Deathstar is at war.  Yeah but it's not a star in the classical sense.  Also it itself isn't at war.  People controlling it are at war.  So that's good.  What Sampsons episode am I up to.  Oh.  That one.  I don't get it.  Hmm.  Today doesn't seem so promising.  Not sure what today is gonna be that's so great.  THE DREAM IS DEAD more or less with Brother Fantasy Baseball.  Unless within a week or so I can sign p for fantasy baseball and brother wants to join a SECOND LEAGUE with me.  Something tells me the mere suggestion of that would set him off into a rage.  Either that or he'd be completely on board.  Hard to say exactly.  Hmm.  Fourth paragraph now is almost done.  I DON'T KNOW what I'm looking forward to for the day.  I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.  Plus it's MARCH.  I don't know waht MARCH is supposed to mean.  NOT SURE I LIKE TAHT.
   Fifth paragraph.  Wanna start working on some music.  DID figure out a four chord progression last night.  LOTTA GOOD TAT DOES ME.  That's merely a verse or chorus chord progression.  TOTALLY USELESS.  Besides it's surely been used before by me and/or other people.  ALL CHORD PROGRESSIONS UNDER TE SUN have been used before by me and/or other people.  So that's good.  Watched the rest of April Fools' Day yesterday.  No spoilers but the end INFURIATED me.  That's kind of a spoiler.  Now you know the end infuriated me.  Oh okay I see.  I hardly paid attention to the movie and I didn't like it so I was hardly invested in it.  Ending shouldn't have had so much of an effect on me.  But it did.  Got the blood BOILING.  So that's good.  Maybe I have a different wildcard lunch than bagel with egg white.  I WANT to make progress on egg  white but there's other wildcards to be done.  HEY what about just a balanced breakfast.  HEY WHAT ABOUT IT.
   Second half of Act I!  Hmm.  First act took longer than I like.  Not really.  A little bit.  Took maybe a couple minutes less than half an hour.  I like it at an hour.  It's just that LATELY I've been clocking in at less than an hour.  So for LATELY it's a little slow. LATELY.  The point is I DON'T KNOW.  I got fourty five minutes is the point NOW TAHT I TINK ABOUT IT to play around with for the second half so I'M DOING PRETTY WELL all in all.  EXCEPT IN LIFE.  I'm doing well ALL IN ALL in timing of Act I.  IN LIFE I'm mucking up it up and mire-ing it up.  Today HAS to be okay.  Television Set HAS to show me SOMETHING decent.  So may STREAMINGS and CHANNELS.  What else can it show me other than quality.  Got about half of the coffee left.  Solid chance I just barely/don't finish coffee by the end of act I even with starting coffee RIGHT WHEN starting Act I.  THE POINT IS this is SIXTH paragraph?  Yes that's ONE of the points?  SOLIDLY the second through fifth points.  By which I mean ONE of those points not ALL of them.
   Seventh paragraph!  I am operating with 80% certainty that the socks I was wearing today and the socks I was wearing yesterday are the same kind of socks.  If anything maybe they were mismatched BEFORE.  And it just so happens the pair I'm wearing NOW are the same pair and the pair I discarded Soon are the same DIFFERENT pair.  WOW wouldn't that be something.  Huh.  What else is up and crap.  NEW IN ROCK?  I DON'T BELIEVE IT.  I'll believe it when I see it.  YOU CAN'T SEE MUSIC.  You HEAR IT.  You can see the titles.  Both Tracks and Band names.  Don't forget albums!  Oh good I was gonna forget until I reminded me.  Whew that was a close one.  Also album art.  Not always gonna see that when you're just listening to playlists but you can see that on occasion when you listen to music.  Hmm.  I was able to retrieve first cup of coffee real easylike.  Second cup might be a hassle.  Plumber hasn't come yet.  Reason to believe he might be around in Oh I Don't Know FOURTY FIVE to SIXTY minutes when I want next cup.
   Three paragraph to go.  That was just Off The Top Of My Dome estimating.  Could be wrong.  Three paragraphs is, what, 20 minutes?  Leaving on my walk in 25 minutes?  Thirty minute walk?  45-60 minutes sounds PRETTY reasonable from the middle of my dome now, too!  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Stands to reason Met game SOMEHOW turns out to be available SOMEWHERE.  I checked the usual culprits.  METS TV channel.  WPIX.  ESPON even.  NOPE NOPE AND NOPE.  Never know for sure though.  Could be a wildcard somewhere else.  DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.  Found a webpage on line that looks like a reliable calendar that says Mets Games and TV schedule.  And it says TV Times for other met games.  And it seems MOST GAMES it says TV Times.  BUT THIS GAME IT SAYS NO TV TIMES.  So there you have it.  THIS IS WORSE THAN FOOD TALK.  That's tough to do.  Anyway.  HEY Bell just rang.  Gotta be That There Plumber.  Presumably I can Not Do Anything and leave on my walk in Oh I Don't Know 18 Minutes.  POSSIBLE I'll be called upon to Do Something Or Something though while I'm here.  Huh.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Yeah!  ANyway.  I'm guessing at this rate plumber will be gone by the time I'm back from Upcoming Walk.  THIS IS WORSE THAN FOOD TALK AND METS BASEBALL TV SCHEDULE TALK.  I dunno about that.  PRETTY MUCH ON PAR.  Wow Golf References SOUNDS LIKE I'M A SPORTS AFICIONADO.  Hmm.  What's weather like for today.  What's NEW in the temperature.  Looks like we're dealing with the low 40's today.  Not bad.  Sounds pretty pleasant to me.  And what Is pleasant to me Goes.  Jeez.  Don't think I'm gonna be called upon to do anything.  And I'll be done here in about ten minutes.  Gonna have plenty o' time to do stuff and whatknot with today.  NOW all that's missing is figuring out what to watch on the Television Set that will be real pleasantlike to round out my DayTime Day.  Also a delicious lunch.  Grilled chicken roll is what dinner will be and I can GET INTO figuring out a way to get a kick out of that.  I KNOW FOOD TALK IS SPILLING INTO ENTRY IN A WAY WE THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T.  WHAT CAN YA DO.  Not do it.  TOO LATE FOR THAT.
   Last paragraph of that act.  Hmm.  Looks like coffee will last me 10 paragraphs.  JUST THUSLY SO.  Perectly and whatknot.  Hmm.  Look I'm as concerned as anyone that Jose Quintana struggled in his first spring training appearance with the Mets yesterday but we can't jump to conclusions about how he'll fare going forward based on just a couple of at bats.  Also, he's on my fantasy baseball team!  I'm more committed to his results than practically anyone in the western world!  But we'll see where he goes because there's plenty of time for him to figure things out over the next few weeks of preseason baseball.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  Plumber is here.  MAYBE I should have gotten him to look at my shower drain.  I DEFINITELY should have.  But it works with thing unscrewed.  I SHUOLD have said something.  TOO LATE NOW.  I'm gonna look like a HUGE JERK if it stops working more though.  OH WELL that's the risk you take when you do Jerky Things.  Looking Like A Jerk eventually.  Anyway I'll be back soon! 

i think i'm doing just fine

    Hey friends.  Time to write five paragraphs.  IDEALLY in around fourty five minutes.  MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME altogether.  Thinking about Balanced Breakfast for lunch.   Featuring FROSTED FLAKES and chocolatey Eggo.  That should be interesting.  REAL interesting.  Plumber is still here.  Got remnants of cold coffee from Act I.  FEW remnants.  Still though anything is better than nothing.  SO I'VE BEEN TOLD.  Got some diet coke too from before.  NOT cold.  Room temperature.  Funny how things work like that.  I dunno.  I figure if Shower can last OH I DON'T KNOW 6+ months without it being a problem THAT'S ENOUGH that I don't seem like a jerk for not calling attention to it such that plumber takes a look at it.  Past six months Dad can't really get angry and say WHY DIDN"T YOU HAVE IT ADDRESSED BACK THEN.  Anyway.  Main goal in life is don't look like a jerk.  Okay to BE a jerk.  Just try to make sure other people don't catch on.
   Four paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  Get the sense plumber is wrapping up.  MIGHT be able to salvage SOME act II with some hot coffee.  I dunno though.  Wrote first paragraph in about 2 minutes.  AT THIS RATE I'll have written ENTIRE act II in NEGATIVE amount of time.  Not sure that checks out.  Not sure it DOESN'T check out though.  Can't make a determination one way or the other for sure.  WAIT NO.  I TINK PLUBER IS LEAVING RIGHT NOW.  THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS.  Gonna go downstairs and see what's what.  WAIT NO FALSE ALARM.  Someone left house but door is still open. Maybe he went to VAN to prepare to leave but NOT FULLY left.  This is good stuff let's keep it going.  Anyway.  Could always stop taking showers.  If I stop taking showers then water can't Not Go Down The Drain and nothing bad ever happens that makes me look like a jerk.  I CAN'T STOP TAKING SHOWERS.  I'd be a jerk for smelling and not looking clean.  FINE I take a shower TWICE A WEEK.  Compromise.  TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.  What would Leaving It look like.  Hmm.  Not sure exactly.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Water gotta evaporate AT SOME POINT.  If water won't go down the drain NOW WE PLAY THE WAITING GAME and wait for it to evaporate?  Right?  WATER EVAPORATES at its natural state?  I'm not 100% Sure on that but if I had to guess I'D LEAN TOWARDS GUESSING it does.  Hmm.  I THINK I can get coffee even if guy isn't completely done.  Not sure I wanna cause any problems though.  WHY RISK even ASKING about it.  I don't wanna trouble anyone needlessly.  DAD or plumber.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  SOUNDS LIKE they're in Phase Of Visit where they're paying.  Sounds like they're almost done.  I WILL HAVE COFFEE for last 2 paragraphs of Act II.  That's not so bad.  Solid 13 minutes of so.  Hmm.  I like balanced breakfast.  Lowest in calorie meal but hearty in it takes as long as any other meal to eat.  CEREAL takes as long as anything else to eat BUT IS LOWEST in calories.  Oh good thing we covered that.  I guess.  I don't know  Guy still here.
   At this point why bother with coffee.  Just write 2 paragraphs!  Okay.  Anyway.  Got 15 minutes to write 2 paragraphs if I wanna HIT 1 solid hour between walks III and IV.  WHICH IS A NICE ROUND NUMBER TO HAVE TO PLAY WITH EVEN IF I WON'T GO THAT HIGH.  So that's good.  Probably gonna be interrupted in this paragraph or the next by seeing What's What with kitchen sink even if I don't need to DO anything about it.  SO THEN that eats into my 15 minutes.  OH NO I'M SCARED.  Not literally.  Not even figuratively.  The point is I guess I'm not scared in any sense of the word.  But the point is life goes on I guess.  Only a paragraph and less than a half to go!  Amazon Fresh delivery coming Tomorrow in afternoon.  Fresh direct coming Friday morning.  That's how things go This Week.  WAIT is today Wednesday already.  YEAH. GOOD THEN THOSE DETERMINATIONS CHECK OUT.  HEY time to go check out and see what's what.  BE BACK IN A SECOND.  HEY I'M BACK.  Didn't expect to say, "HEY I'M BACK," until the next paragraph.  For some reason I said it here.  GO FIGURE.
   HEY I'm still back.  Time to finish DayTime Day up.  What else is going on.  Can't WAIT to figure out what crap to watch on the Television Set.  I started off very weary that I'll find anything of interest but now I'm feeling confident I'll figure something out that'll be halfway decent.  Gotta figure out more than SOMETHING.  Gotta figure out MULTIPLE SOMETHINGS.  EVEN SO.  Still confident.  It could happen!  So that's good.  Sink is presumably unclogged and gonna work more or less.  That's good-- good for me!  And my immediate family loved ones.  Hmm.  WILL I have second cup of coffee at some point?  That'd be interesting.  Not sure WHEN though.  Maybe between Walk III and IV.  But that won't be a huge chunk of time.  Maybe between lunch and dinner at some point but there won't be a huge chunk of time there either between walks between that amount of time.  THE IMPORTANT TING IS I HAD FUN today in future retrospect.  See ya tonight.

Don't Let No One Tell You Different

    Hey!  Can't find my nail clipper!  LOT OF SKIN NEEDS CLIPPING.  I was picking at skin and peeling it off a little bit and now it's very uncomfortable and I need to clip parts of it to make it comfortable and clipper is nowhere to be found.  My only options are LEAVE IT AS IS (uncomfortable), RIP IT OFF (Painful), or BITE IT OFF (Even More Painful).  I guess another option is NONSTOP SEARCH FOR NAIL CLIPPER.  Not a fan of that option though.  I got better things to do like Anything Else.  Hmm.  Not really.  Let's be honest I GOT NOTHING better to do.  Either way let's do THIS.  Just started cherry choco pop.  Had balanced breakfast for lunch.  Had grilled chicken roll for dinner.  Will have possibly balanced breakfast for breakfast tomorrow.  Pretty much slam dunk case I'll be having herbed chicken with sweet potatoe and broccoli for lunch tomorrow.  DINNER is communal and ANYONE'S GUESS.  THAT'S FOOD TALK FOR YOU.  Also today having miller lite instead of citrusy beer.  THAT'S BEER TALK FOR YOU.
   Anyway.  Watched some CREED today.  I'm 1.5 Creeds in.  I've seen the two Creeds that preceded Creed III already but now I'm watching them AGAIN.  This.  Changes.  EVERYTHING.  It's NOW instead of BACK THEN.  Huge difference!  Anyway before starting Creed II I kept imagining Iron Man II in my head.  Not ENTIRELY different.  Eastern European and/or Russian villain with an axe to grind against protagonist for a slight against their father or something vaguely like that DON'T REMEMBER EXACTLY.  I remember Creed II slight exactly.  FRESH IN MY MIND.  JUST BEEN WATCHING IT.  Iron Man II not 100% Certified Fresh In My Mind though.  Huh.  Probably save Creed II, Part II for tomorrow.  Put on some HORRIFIC movie if I can find it after the entry.  Wouldn't mind clipping some of these NAILS, too.  You know, just REGULAR nail clipper usings.  Couldn't hurt that's for sure. COULD HURT if I clip skin.  Might be opening the door for tearing some skin irrespsinbly.  Oh well these are the chances you take when you live life to the fullest.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Never had no second cup of coffee today.  Not sure how I feel about that.  Probably INDIFFERENCE?  Very very slight feeling of Unfortunatitude because it's a waste?  But 98.75% I Don't Care?  I CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS.  I CARE 1.25%.  GO FIGURE, RIGHT?  Anyway what else is up.  Still sucking on the red choco pop!  GO FIGURE, RIGHT?  Hm.  Just crunched down into it NOW though.  That was AND/OR IS fun.  Not sure if I have anything particularly exciting to have to eat for a further snack tonight.  Quest Bar I guess.  Haven't had one of those in a while.  GOOD stuff.  COULD be pretty exciting if I play my cards thusly just right.  Plan out the timing Perectly.  Pick rightly between birthday bar and... other bar.  I wanna say Cookies and/or Cream.  SO that's good.  Think I'll devote SOME more time to finding nail clipper tonight.  Once I find horrific movie to put on.  Once I got that playing SEARCH THE ROOM for a clipper.
   Two paragraphs to go.  PRETTY sure I'm not gonna lose all of February 23 when I post this to internet.  I LIKE those odds.  The point is I'm rooting for CREED in these films.  I LIKE him.  He reminds me somewhat of ME.  We're both guys YOU WANNA ROOT FOR more or less in some sense.  PROTAGONISTS one might say.  Unlike other jerks that show up who fight us and are CLEARLY ANTAGONISTS.  EVERYONE HATES THOSE PEOPLE.  Anyway.  Also my father died fighting Victor Drago.  Not LITERALLY.  But in some metaphorical sense HE KIND OF did.  Ugh.  Think I'd rather have two smaller snacks tonight than one bigger snack.  Because that's the kind of guy I am tonight.  Or something like that, I dunno!  YOU KNOW LIKE one of them can be a less comprehensive iced cream sandwich.  That'd be real sweet.  Huh.  WONDER where I will find the nail clipper if I eventually find it.  That's gonna be interesting.  Gotta be somewhere AND IT'S GONNA BE A KICK to figure out WHERE EXACTLY IT'S BEEN this whole time.  Just fer CURIOUSITY'S sake.
   Last paragraph!  Yeah!  Grilled chicken roll seemed heartier than usual tonight.  Balanced Breakfast was good.  Eggo was toasted PRETTY well.  Maybe 85% to perection which MAY BE PERECTION ITSELF.  I THINK it should be toasted more but MAYBE I'M SOME SORT OF IDIOT because actually it was pretty great.  Anyway.  CAN'T have a classic breakfast tomorrow.  No iced cream sandwich.  THINK I'm out of pop tarts, too!  MAYBE one.  I don't think I even have that!  BALANCED BREAKFAST looking like a SLAM DUNK if I only had the motivation to Pour Cereal and Everything and Whatknot.  Hmm.  Almost done here.  Time to wrap everything up with a beau and whatknot.  Man I just found a good nail that'd be good to clip.  Gotta remember this one for when I DO find my nail clipper.  Right foot big toe.  There we go.  Now I CAN'T forget.  Anyway I think that's it for now.  I'll see ya'll tomorrow!

-8:15 P.M.

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