Saturday, December 31, 2022

Hey That's Life

    Hey friends!  9:47 AM!  Should be able to fit in everything I want in early part of day.  MIGHT be some crunch time during Act II.  Cut short a paragraph early or something maybe.  I dunno. Maybe I make that Crunch Time at the end of ACT I.  Hmm.  Had a terrible amount of NightMight snacking lat night. SHITLOAD.  The main stuff I was excited about from Super Market to last me a week I ATE ALL IN ONE NIGHT.  We're talkin' I had the 4 of the iced creams in chocolate coating shell overnight.  That's pretty bad.  We're talking I had ALL FOUR Soft Baked chocolate chip cookies overnight INCLUDING BREAKFAST and one after breakfast AS WELL AS ONE-OFF BROWNIE after breakfast.  Add it all up and it's maybe 2/3rds of a pound I gained.  UGH.  Gotta imagine every day I Do NightMight Snacking I AM ONE NIGHTMIGHT SNACKING CLOSER TO BEING DONE WITH NIGHTMIGHT SNACKING. I IMAGINE at some point in life NightMight will go away for the most part.  THUS every NightMight I DO do gets me closer to the end of it!  THIS ONE LAST NIGHT IS ONE MORE THAT I DON'T HAVE LATER.  Not sure if that math adds up.
   Huh.  Wearing unclean shirt.  Oh well.  Do some laundry later today.  Shouldn't be too much of a hassle.  Maybe just do one load instead of everything I have.  Ya know 8 or 12 t-shirts?  I forget how much fits in a load!  Anyway started FRESH pair of socks.  All clean and whatknot!  Folded up in a drawer!  THESE SOCKS HAVE ZERO HOLES.  Not minimal holes but ACTUAL ZERO.  I feel like a Fancy Boy wearing socks like these!  Anyway.  What was I listening to during recent walk.  ALT CNTRL playlist I think.  It's okay!  I like music!  Hmm.  Wonder what kinda 2023 ALT CNTRL music will be like.  MUSIC EVOLVES OVER TIME. '23 music gonna be off the hook!  Anyway.  SHOULD I consider not eating any lunch or dinner today?  Make up for NightMight?  I dunno!  Probably healthy to Have Lunch And Dinner Anyway.  Ugh.  Anyway.  When did I start checked National Foods Of The Tomorrow.  Lemme LTURQ.  I can CNTRL F crazysheet.net pages on the internet in DESCENDING MONTHS to see when it started.  Let's see.  Looks like I started in November 21.  I've been doing REPEATS for close to two months.  YOU ALREADY KNOW all these national foods.
   Hmm.  Drank about 1.5 beers last night.  Got about .5 of a beer left from last night.  MAYBE as low as .33 left.  What am I some sort of Estimation Genius?  Hmm.  First month or two of talking about National Food I was saying National Food of TODAY.  I wasn't telling you A DAY IN ADVANCE to celebrate.  Wonder what started me doing that.  Maybe there was a day where there was No National Food and I felt like I wanted to tell you about SOMETIN.  So I started getting ahead of myself!  Hmm.  What else is up.  Tummy real full right now.  Feels weird.  Guess I got some Twilight Zone going for the weekend!  Amazing.  AM I supposed to be recording these.  I dunno how many DVR would hold.  I guess just have them on all time and what I manage to see, I manage to see.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Ate a lot of potential breakfasts up today.  Now I'm done to Classic Breakfasts and once I get/make more egg whites, balanced breakfasts.  And as always the potential frozen breakfast sandwich.  Hmm.  The point is the chocoalte chip cookies were GOOD.  They probably normally WOULD be hearty enough for a breakfast by itself.
   Fourth paragraph!  So am I done talking about National Foods Of The Tomorrow?  I don't see the point!  It's been done.  Maybe figure something else to talk about every day.  What else is celebrated every day.  National ... of Tomorrows.  WHAT ELSE MIGHT THERE BE.  I dunno.  Gonna have to think about that.  How much time do I have to write 7 paragraphs.  Hmm.  Fifty minutes would be ideal.  Probably could do that I guess.  Not a SLAM DUNK though.  Why does, "Slam Dunk," mean sure thing.  Slam dunks aren't sure things.  People miss slam dunks all the time.  Anyway.  How high off ground is basketball hoop.  Is it EIGHT FEET?  Cause if it is... 10 feet off the ground.  Maybe sometimes 8 feet for children.  Fascinating.  The point is People Grow pretty quickly, right?  Couple of hundred years ago Average Heights across the board were probably 2-4 inches shorter?  Does that mean over the decades we should be changing Basketball Height?  Probably!  Anyway.  How long ago In History would Average Male Man Person be my height.  Average Neanderthal Height for men was 5'5.  Not bad.  I'm within that range more or less.  STANDARD DEVIATION AWAY or so.
   Fifth paragraph.  Ugh.  Tummy hurts all the way up into my mouth.  Whole DIGESTIVE SYSTEM feels full.  What else is up.  Average height at lowest of Middle Ages was 65.75.  Sounds like 5'5.75.  Not sure if that's Men or Everyone Combined.  Either way Middle Ages wreaked havoc on People's Height!  Too much MALNUTRITION.  Not sure if that's accurate.  Probably too much NON-nutrition.  They weren't eating POOR QUALITY they were eating TOO LITTLE.  Anyway.  As of now having lunch sounds terrible.  I don't want to eat anything.  But I probably will in four hours.  So WHAT WILL IT BE.  Hmm.  Sandwich or something I guess.  Maybe with limited side.  And chickened pot pie for dinner.  Amazing!  Do another mere 25-30 minutes on Bathroom today.  Enough to feel like I Did Something At Least.  And LITTLE ENOUGH that it's not a big deal at all.  Ugh.  TUMMY ACHE.  Ultimately I should be able to Break Even weight-gain wise over the 2 weeks between Endocrine Lady Official Weigh Ins.  But I guess we'll see!  An entire five days to determine that.  DUNNO how it'll go!  Coffee time.
   Hey friends.  How much time do I have to write these 5 paragraphs.  I guess 35 minutes would be ideal and whatknot.  Anyway.  DO I have any good Breakfasts besides Classic and/or Balanced.  I don't think so.  Oh well such is life.  In FLOG I don't give a good impression about the heartiness of snacks.  I might write chocolate chip cookie which is 350 calories and I might write fiber brownie which is 70 calories.  I DON'T GO OUT OF MY WAY TO CLARIFY.  Leave it open ended.  OH WELL NOT MY PROBLEM.  Might BECOME my problem if it leads to Endocrine Lady not knowing what to do to help me because of Incomplete Information.  Oh well what can ya do.  New year tomorrow.  Wow. 30 years since 1993.  I vaguely remember 1993.  In my mind I can DEFINITELY ASSUME hey 1993, was probably watching some Nickelodeon.  The TV CHANNEL.  FOR KIDS.  Turned FOUR in December 92.  Gotta imagine I could register Some Kids TV while 4 years old in 1993.  Hmm.  A MERE FOUR PARAGRAPH TO GO.
   Yeah!  Guess I'm JUST doing Twilight Zone this weekend.  Take a That Wire break.  Anyway.  It's like THE TWILIGHT OF THE YEAR.  Is that relevant.  Ate good amount of bonus snack AFTER breakfast today.  Could that be blamed on Night Eating Syndrome?  I dunno.  It was a SIMILAR sensation but to be fair I was Already Awake.  I wasn't 100% ON TE BALL AWAKE. But I was Awake in the sense that I WAS UP AND I WASN'T GOING BACK TO SLEEP.  Maybe I THOUGHT I would go back to sleep.  AT THE TIME it was possible I'd get back into bed for a while.  BUT I ULTIMATELY DIDN'T.  So that's good.  I guess.  Ugh.  NOT a good week for Weight.  Probably gained about a pound over the week.  Whereas I wanted to LOSE about a pound.  Maybe 3/4ths of a pound.  I FEEL not so bad because I'm HOPING that I will get NES addressed when I see endocrine lady in a week.  So it feels like OKAY whatever happens now will HOPEFULLY be the end of it.  But IN REALITY that's just wishful thinking.
   Huh.  Three paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  How much time do I have to write these paragraphs.  Let's aim for 25 minutes.  Should be enough I feel.  Then take a walk.  Then write 5 paragraphs.  Then take a walk.  Then take a shower.  Then take a walk.  Then do some bathroom.  Then eat lunch.  Then take a walk.  Then wait around for Amazon Fresh.  Then take a walk.  Then I dunno.  Not sure what time it'll be.  Ultimately I may only take 7 walks today because of waiting around for Amazon Fresh in mid afternoon!  We'll see I guess.  Hmm.  Barbara Walters died.  She was some sort of Entertainment Journalist.  Maybe a legitimate News Journalist at times as well.  Better LTURQ.  WOW she was one of the original THE VIEWS.  NOT JUST ORIGINAL CO-HOST BUT Co-Creator and Co-EXEC PRODUCER.  WOW.  Anyway I'm sure she was a decent lady.  Not really.  My guess is I don't have any negative associations IMMEDIATELY with her.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Hmm.  SHE'S CO-CREATING THE VIEW IN HEAVEN NOW.  Maybe.  What else is going on and crap.  Amazing.  Two paragraphs to go.  At this point looks like I should be able to fit in All I Wanna Fit In for early part of the day!  UNFORTUNATELY it will all be done with Tummy Ache though.  Not sure I'm happy about the tummy ache.  Anyway.  Was estimating I could split mini-joints into two.  Make a pack of 7 .5 gram joints last me an even 2 weeks.  Thought about it some more.  I think it'd be even more likely I could make it AN EVEN THREE WEEKS.  Each mini joint is THREE portion for me.  WOW SOUNDS GOOD.  The point is THAT COULD HAPPEN, SURE, WHY NOT.  Smoke in middle of the day.  That'd be the plan.  Hmm.  If I remember correctly I THINK I'd make a Gram last me 1-2 weeks comfortably Back In The Day.  And that would involve me smoking pretty frequently!  Guess I'm not sure.  Coulda lasted me 5 days, coulda lasted me 3 weeks.  Either way OH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Amazing!  Today is a BUST because of all the NightMight eating.  DANGIT.  One more day closer to being Done With Busts though.  Ugh.  Saw an official NY Government page where they presumably list all the places that sell weed legally.  Right now it's just got The One place we know about.  But it seems like a good reference point GOING FORWARD for when more are added.  Amazing.  Hmm.  OH NO.  ESPN / MLB has a headline article about Roberto Clemente as, "A beacon for the cultural diversity of blackness."  THIS JERK was supposed to be about blackness?  I NEVER EVEN KNEW HE LOOKED BLACK.  Just always associated him with HISPANIC heritage.  I WAS MISSING OUT on the premise of Roberto Clemente MY ENTIRE LIFE.  I guess maybe he's all about the OVERLAP between blackness and Hispanic heritage.  Either way I DIDN"T KNOW ANY OF THAT.  Ugh.  I guess I know better now.  Until I forget.  Soon.  I plan on forgetting later this week.  Amazing.  I'll be back in a little bit.

some stuff is bound to happen

    Hey.  Time to write 5 paragraphs!  How much time do I have to write it. Let's aim for thirty five minutes being More Than Enough.  Okay sure.  Hmm.  Today would be a good day to skip lunch and dinner on account of NightMight.  So I can PROVE to Endocrine Lady what I'm capable of!  She might not recommend I do it.  If I asked her what to do she'd probably say you should still have a light lunch and dinner.  I DUNNO.  Maybe have regular lunch and dinner.  Maybe have NO lunch and dinner.  Maybe have no lunch and light dinner.  I DUNNO WHAT'LL HAPPEN.  But I wanna show Endocrine Lady my skills at how I deal with NightMight Sometimes.  So she knows THE TRUE CONSEQUENCES.  Not just I weigh more ultimately than otherwise.  ALSO means I go through days without eating meals!  So we'll see how that goes.  Feels like AS OF NOW I can skip lunch.  Still pretty far away though, so who knows.  We'll see!  IF I SKIP LUNCH AND DINNER I make up for more than HALF of NightMight.
   Amazing.  Got coffee #2 going.  RECORDED exact time I started it for Flog.  Gonna have to go backwards and estimate when I started Coffee #1.  Guess it was around an hour ago.  Okay.  Could have no lunch and Light Dinner would be Turkey sandwich with no side.  Save chicken pot pie for tomorrow.  I THINK My parents aren't gonna need a Communal Dinner tomorrow night, either!  So saving CCP for then would make some sense all around.  Huh.  Some nice DRIZZLE to the recent walk.  I didn't have a problem with it.  Should I motivate myself to skip lunch and dinner by rewarding myself for doing it in the future by skipping Bathroom.  I dunno the logic behind that exactly.  Just do a half-assed bathroom cleansing.  25 minutes.  That's SOMETHING while in essence being MORE OR LESS NOTHING AS WELL.  Hmm.  The point is Bedtime is in about 10 hours.  PEOPLE GO 10 HOURS WITHOUT EATING ALL TE TIME.  Hmm.   Maybe I stay up later tonight to get in the spirit of Holiday.  Whatever.
   Three paragraphs to go for DayTime Day!  Hmm.  Just eat sandwich at some point.  TURKEY SANDWICH.  Lunch, dinner, whatever!  IT'S HEALTHY.  Huh.  Maybe reward myself for Skipping Eating Today by doing laundry TOMORROW.  That sounds reasonable.  Let's do that.  I WILL SKIP EATING TODAY AND DO LAUNDRY TOMORROW.  Makes sense.  Could skip beer today.  And not make up for it later on in the week.  Just skip the 2 beers today and it doesn't effect future drinking at all!  Hmm.  Sounds reasonable, too!  THEN AGAIN IT'S CELEBRATION DAY TONIGHT.  Hmm.  I DON'T KNOW what to do.  I might decide it's healthy and easy to eat lunch and dinner!  THAT MAKES TONS OF SENSE.  THIS IS TOUGH.  The moral of the story is there's lot worse things you can do to your body than Eat a turkey sandwich.  So keep that in mind is the point!
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day!  How much time do I have to write 2 paragraphs.  Twenty minutes is more than enough all around.  GOOD.  Some updates on UncleHealth.  Doing okay!  NO SPOILERS but he's not 100% but he's doing PRESUMABLY pretty good.  So that's good.  This sucker is turning 80 in January I believe.  That's not so bad.  PRETTY OLD but at the same time not REALLY old.  You could be 87 and you'd still be like well it's Certainly Not 97!  And then you can be 97 and be like well I'm not 117.  It's all relative is the point I guess.  NOT A GOOD ENTRY today.  That's okay.  Good entries phase in and out.  I go through a few bad entries and THROUGH THE NATURAL COURSE OF THINGS I start writing good entries yet again LIKE IT WAS NOTHIN.  Just gotta go with the flow and whatknot.  It'll work out on its own I feel.
   Last paragraph of DayTime.  Huh.  Guess I replace world travel calendar with Personal Health calendar tomorrow.  World Travel Calendar PROBABLY got a January 23 to it but TOO BAD.  Lemme LTURQ.  HMM.  I had never turned the page from November 22 to December 23.  WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORLD TRAVEL DESTINATION IS FOR DECEMBER 22.  Rovaniemi, Finland.  NICE SNOWY TOWN OR SOMETHIN.  Wow. SNOW?  SIGN ME UP FOR SOME OF THT.  The point is NO January 23 to this calendar.  Did I miss any important Patriotism Days for December 22.  Nothin that exciting.  O hwell what can ya do.  Hmm.  I don't know what to do about eating today.  IT'S VERY UPSETTING.  We've been talking about it for 15 paragraphs AND I'VE MADE NO PROGRESS in figuring out any of it!  Hmm.  Maybe best middle ground solution is NO LUNCH, turkey sandwich with no side for dinner.  Sounds like a pretty good middle ground to me.  Huh.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses!  See ya later!

I Can Live With That

    Hi friends.  Writing on a KEYBOARD.  There's nothing that notable about that.  Probably would have been your first guess TWERE YOU inclined to guess something.  Either way, had delicious turkey sandwich with no sandside for lunch.  Then chickened pot pie for dinner!  FINISHED yesterday beer BETWIXT the two.  Started beer 3 minutes ago!  WILL HAVE ONE MORE BEER.  TOOTSIE POP AT SOME POINT as well as ONE MORE SNACK possibly Small Iced Cream Sandwich.  Huh.  Watched some That Twilight Zone.  Then I realized oh right this isn't that entertaining to me.  Went back to That Wire.  The point is I'M POSITIVE about what I got going on heading into the new year.  Lose another 5-10 LB relatively gradually and easily ONCE NIGHTMIGHT IS FIGURED OUT.  Start smoking weed PROBABLY within OH I Don't Know THREE TO SIX WEEKS?  Work on New Creative Crap.  THAT'S ALL I GOT.  I MAY be done with Bathroom Cleaning.  It's a solid 85% cleaned.  I DID NO CLEANING TODAY.  But if you SURVEY THE SCENE you MAY reach the conclusion Hey this is Clean Enough.
   Done with THAT.  Don't HAVE to start reading some more.  I COULD CUT OUT A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY-WORK-CHORE pretty easily if I felt like it.  That might be THE GREATEST GIFT reading academically has given me!  IT GAVE ME Eventual Deciding Arbitrarily To Stop AT SOME POINT.  So my Days FROM TEN ON ARE A PLEASURE AND A HALF.  I dunno.  I'll start reading some more.  But it doesn't need to be ACADEMIA focused.  WHATEVER I READ it can be things I WANNA READ.  Right?  PROBABLY.  Anyway.  Took normal eight walks today.  AMAZING.  Going forward I think I'm gonna settle in at SEVEN walks a day.  AS opposed to EIGHT or SIX.  SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE AND AIM FOR SEVEN EVERY DAY.  None of this I DUNNO WHETHER I'LL DO SIX SEVEN OR EIGHT any given day.  NOPE.  SEVEN.  That settles that!  NO IT DOESN'T. NOTHING IS SETTLED.  Oh.  Anyway how late am I staying up tonight.  I feel like it's In Poor Taste to go to sleep at 9:30 PM on the Night before New Year Occurs.  Probably Bad Luck too.  That would explain a lot.  WAIT NO IT WOULDN'T.  Last few years where I go to sleep early... I HAVEN'T HAD BAD LUCK TEH LAST FEW YEARS.  If anything I've had EXCEPTIONALLY ADEQUATE LUCK. THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING SOLIDLY SOLIDLY LAST FEW GO-AROUNDS.
   Three paragraphs to Go Around.  What else is going on and crap.  Might be good juju to watch some Tales In The Crypt tonight as opposed to That Wire.  Anyway.  What kinda meals we looking at tomorrow.  Almost definitely a Classic Breakfast composed of EITHER vanilla or iced cream comprehensive sandwich AND either s'more pop tart or frosted strawberry pop tart Pop Tart.  THINKING about getting some CHIPOTLE.  I got HAM sandwich, kids chicken parm, and herbed chicken sweet potatoe and broccoli as THREE fresh meals TO LAST ME ENTIRE WEEK THROUGH NEXT THURSDAY.  No communal dinner tomorrow, Neither!  TIME TO GET SOME CHIPOTLE.  TWO BURRITO BOWLS.  PROBABLY TO SPLIT INTO THREE MEALS.  Amazing.  Maybe do that for DINNER tomorrow.  Have a solid Chicken Based Meal for lunch.  I dunno!  ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN I SUPPOSE.  Huh.  Endocrine Lady Weigh In is in a mere FOUR days.  BY WHICH I MEAN FOUR AND A HALF DAYS.  OBVIOUSLY when I say Four I mean FOUR AND A HALF.  THAT'S JUST HOW ENGLISH WORKS standardly.
   Penultimate paragraph! Huh.  Phone is pretty well charged.  Last I remember checking it was 71%.  Coulda been a couple of hours ago.  Coulda been a couple of minutes ago!  Who keeps track.  GOD.  Ok sure.  But he's NOT HERE to tell me.  GOD IS EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE.  Especially Nowhere.  Huh.  What else do I got going for me.  Just finished beer.  Will go RETRIEVE Ultimate beer of the night after this paragraph.  And WHILE I'M AT IT pour myself some more soda.  TO DRINK.  Something along those liens.  POSSIBLY Root'd Beer.  Anyway.  Last watched The Bribe.  Is then next episode The Pit?  One would imagine!  YEP it sure is.  That sure is Some Episode.  Not sure why.  But there's no doubting It's Unique Existence in our Worldly Realm Universe Or Something I Dunno.  Hmm.  HAD NO tootsie pop this Act!  Maybe have SOMETHIN ELSE when this entry is over.  SMALL ICED CREAM SANDWICH, ANYTHING.
   YEAH.  YA KNOW WHAT.  Maybe have MINT Chocolate Chip Health Iced Cream Bar or Sea Salt Caramel Health Iced Cream Bar.  AS opposed to Iced Cream Sandwich (Small).  SLIGHTLY less calories.  SLIGHTLY healthier.  DIFFERENT BRAND.  These Healthier ones are LEGIT HEALTHY I feel I've been led to believe by semi-sub-liminal marketing.  Wasn't really subliminal.  I'm sure whatever led me to believe this was EXPRESSLY stated.  But I didn't 100% get it CONSCIOUSLY.  SEMI-SUBLIMINAL.  Hmm.  Maybe I should watch Them Simpsons.  I dunno.  LIFE IS HARD.  SO Many things to figure out.  What to watch on TV And WHatknot I mean.  Hmm.  Mint chocolate chip.  Sea salt caramel.  BOTH very good choices.  This is a tough one!  I think ON TE ONE HAND I might be leaning towards sea salt caramel IN ONE REGARD BUT IN ANOTHER REGARD I had a sea salt carmael bar either last night or the night before WHERAS It's been longer since i had Mint Chocolate Chip.  WELL THAT'S IT.  THAT'S TE ENTRY.  See ya tomorrow.

-8:12 PM

Friday, December 30, 2022

Maybe This Is Whatever

    Hey!  9:39 AM!  Under normal circumstances I'd be on track for Normal On Schedule Day with eight walks.  HOWEVER I'm accepting Super Market delivery at some point over the next few hours.  Which could LIMIT what I could accomplish in the morning.  Limit me to six or seven walks instead of eight overall.  Hmm.  Looks like super market isn't sending me my sushi roll.  Dangit!  I've been enjoying those.  IT LOOKS like it's not gonna be hearty enough but THEN IT SOMEHOW IS.  Also it's healthy and crap presumably.  Anyway, had a good amount of NightMight snacking last night.  Mostly chocolate DOVE candies.  Couldn't have been THAT MUCH could it?  Maybe it was.  I think it WAS That Much.  Oh well such is life.  Had balanced breakfast today.  OUTTA EGGWHITES.  I got Super market egg whites I could make myself at any moment.  So that's good.  Lunch gonna be ham, turkey, or salami sandwich, OR kids chicken parm or herbed chicken, sweet potatoe and broccoli.  PROBABLY A SANDWICH.  Which sandwich?  HMM.  TOUGH ONE.
   Maybe salami sandwich.  That'd be great.  Then again would turkey or ham be good, too?  I Dunno.  DINNER I dunno.  Don't even know WHERE I'm getting it from.  Could be DELI or DINER.  Not sure what I'd want from either place, either!  Gonna have to think about that one later on when I have time to think.  Huh.  Phone charged a couple dozen of percentage points yesterday.  I got it charging QUICKLY but it stopped at some point over night.  What is it at right now.  A MERE 62%.  Could that presumably last me all day?  NOT SURE.  I feel like some days that's more than enough and some days it's less than enough.  A MERE.  AMERE ICA.  AMERICA.  THAT'S AMORE.  Looks like new House and Senate starts in a few days.  Wonderful.  Wonder what kinda bullshit is gonna go on with that.  HOPEFULLY LIMITED BULLSHIT.  So that's good.
   Third paragraph.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Champagne Day.  Makes sense.  New Years Eve.  You wanna toast the New Years Eve to start off on a good note.  Gotta do some laundry tomorrow.  ACTUALLY gotta do some laundry today BUT I WON'T.  Down to my last clean shirt RIGHT NOW.  No laundry today.  Too busy with Super Market.  Wear unclean shirt tomorrow!  Either way that'll be okay.  Presumably good shot my Mom could do the POST Drying Activities of hanging shirts up and/or folding them.  I'll do the other stuff EASY, NO PROBLEM.  Anyway WARM shirt I got going on.  Corduroy button down shirt.  AND IT'S TE WARMEST DAY IN AGES.  Oh well such is life.  I have no one to blame but myself!  Possibly some other people.  I haven't narrowed it down TO WHOM though.  I know there's other people out there to blame but I'm not sure WHICH other people.
   Fourth paragraph!  Not sure what's gonna happen with Super market delivery interrupting today's schedule.  Could interrupt act ONE.  Could take a while such that I start act II before it comes/I take a second walk.  WE'LL SEE.  Guess I'm starting new calendar in 2 days.  What's the theme of the new one again?  LIVING HEALTHY.  For example, January 2023 is ACT YOUR AGE.  And the blurb after that talks about make healthy choices NOW in life to set you up for Health LATER ON.  Makes sense IN THEORY. IN practice though WHAT DO I CARE about Later On.  NOTHIN that's what.  Huh.  What kind of delicious sandwichside have I set myself up for today.  Dependable granola bar?  Nah gotta be something better than that.  Maybe 130 calorie Ice Cream thing in Candy Coated chocolate shell.  Hmm.  Sounds pretty good to me I guess.  Anyway.  Probably gonna do another 20-30 minutes on Bathroom.  WHAT'S TEH FOCUS THOUGH.  Figure out how to clean up Some Floor Some More.  Not sure HOW.  But TRY.
   Fifth paragraph.  OH I KNOW.  Some WALLS and crap.  Neglected cleaning up WALLS and/or VERTICAL surfaces.  Not necessarily the walls themselves.  But for example the Sink and Toilet Vertical Surfaces.  Oh okay that's a good idea.  I know what to do about it and I'll make progress easily!  Anyway.  Finished episode one of That Wire Season IV last night.  I'm gonna DIG this season.  YES we all know LOGICALLY Season IV of The Wire is the best season NOT JUST OF SHOW BUT OF TELEVISION.  But I feel like this time around I'm REALLY Gonna Get Into It instead of just Somewhat.  Anyway.  My favorite kid is Oh I Don't Know RANDY.  Not sure that's accurate.  He's in the top dozen of Kids though.  Anyway.  NO MORE SODA.  I got a glass of diet coke right now going.  After that there's ZERO soda.  Not COKE ZERO.  But a ZERO AMOUNT of ANY soda.  Hmm.  Guess there's always water.  Usually.  Maybe sometimes there's not water!  I'm gonna get coffee now!
   YEAH.  What else is up.  What to do after Act I if no Super market yet.  Probably just put on The Wire.  And read my phone.  INTERNET on the phone.  Whatever words are engrained on the phone itself I've long since read at this point.  So that's good.  What else do I got going on for me.  Might have to go pick up Dry Cleaning today or tomorrow.  Just one thing.  We brought in a sweater for dry cleaning!  It's I DON'T EVEN KNOW how much money.  POSSIBLY FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS.  Doesn't seem worth it!  Oh well what can ya do.  Four and a half paragraphs to go I guess.  ESPN article saying, "10 UMPS retiring, most since '99."  At first I read it as 10 Umps Uprising.  And I thought we were headed into some Trouble.  UMPIRES CAUSING SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS.  And they can do some damage because they already have a lot of implicit authority and trust from the public!  Hmm.  Four paragraphs to go.
   YEAH.  Pretty sure I can't be an UMP if my life depended on it.  Too short!  Wouldn't be able to see over the catcher where the pitch is.  Would have to ask the catcher every pitch whether it was a strike or not and take his word for it.  That hardly seems fair.  Catcher would lie on behalf of pitcher.  FINE then I'll ask the batter.  BATTER would lie on behalf of himself.  FINE I'll alternate between asking hitter and catcher. ...Don't see a problem with that.  That could work.  I dunno.  Then every at bat is still a strike out.  Strike/ball/strike/ball/strike STRIKE OUT before it can go further.  What if it starts with a ball.  Ball/strike/ball/strike/ball/strike STRIKEOUT before it can go any further.  EVEN if we ask BATTER for First Pitch Result IT'S STILL GONNA BE A STRIKE OUT.  Wow baseball has changed.
   Three paragraphs to go!  BOTH ham and turkey are exactly 1.04x the amount I asked for.  .52 LB instead of .5.  Wonderful.  Anything I can do today to make up for NightMight snacking instead of just accepting it.  NOPE.  Well I guess I could have some sort of Tiny Lunch.  I'm GETTING one less fresh lunch than I aimed for so THAT RIGHT THERE gives me One Lunch I Can Have That's Wildcard.  No balanced breakfast though for lunch.  Maybe breakfast sandwich or Quest Bar.  I dunno.  Not today, I don't think.  Just bite the bullet on today's Nightmight.  Ugh.  At ths point I'm gonna have to be happy with being the same amount of weight in a week as I was a week ago.  GREAT.  It could be progress NONETHELESS.  Maybe by that time ENDOCRINE LADY got some thoughts on how to COMBAT NightMight.  So just breaking even til that point ISN'T SO BAD.  Anyway, what else is up.  TWO paragraphs to go I guess!
   Sure.  If Super market doesn't come, presumably I get bored and start Act II somewhere between 15-45 minutes after finishing Act I.  Great.  What else is up.  Listening to ALT CNTRL playlist today on Music.  It's like New In Alternative but it's more of THE HITS Of New In Alternative as opposed to randomish New In ALternative songs.  So that's good.  What else is up.  Probably woulda liked to have sushi today for lunch if I could have.  Oh well.  Such is life!  What else.  WARM RIGHT NOW.  Inside house.  Got windows open an inch or two.  WHATTA GYP.  I don't remember, "Signing Up," to be Warmer Than I'd Like To Be.  NEITEHR DID TE EARTH.  I dunno.  Maybe the Earth LIKES being too warm.  It knows it's not good for it but it's PLEASURABLE in the moment all the same.  Not sure Earth Feels Things.  Earth MIGHT feel things.  I can imagine crazier things than Earth Feels things on a Macro Level!
   Last paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  REMEMBERED to FLOG my coffee.  Well.  Almost.  I remembered to write it down about 10-20 minutes after I started.  So I STILL estimated it somewhat when I marked it down.  But I WAS CLOSE to remembering it Right On Time.  MAKING PROGRESS and whatknot.  So that's good.  2023 is coming up.  Interesting.  That'll last a solid Plenty Of Days.  I wanna say 365.  365 sounds like a nice round number.  360 is a very important number because of DEGREES.  3 HEHEYHEY GREAT NEWS SUPER MARKET DELIVERY JUST CAME.  Amazing.  Just put all the necessary stuff away.  Them 4 count of cookies I got for breakfasts LOOK PRETTY SMALL.  I guess I'll MAKE DO.  Maybe they're HEARTIER than they look.  They look TASTEFUL at least.  Anyway, time to take a walk in a couple of minutes.  Should be able to fit in everything on time today I guess!  ALRIGHT WONDERFUL.  See ya in a little bit.

no way of konwing

    Hey friends.  How long do I have to write this act.  I dunno let's say Thirty Five Minutes is more than enough all around.  Okay.  Gonna be able to fit in standard eight walks!  Do some Bathroom Cleansing between walks IV and Lunch.  SALAMI SANDWICH with Sandwichside.  Maybe delicious Iced Cream Confection OR maybe HALF of one of the New Special Chocolate Chip Cookies.  THAT'D BE FUN.  It's more calories BUT IT'S MORE FUN so you do the math.  Probably gonna go to Dry Cleaners tomorrow morning.  POSSIBLY later this afternoon.  THAT ABOUT SETTLES IT.  If I get DINER gonna go with steak * stuffed mushroom.  If I get DELI HMM I DUNNO.  Maybe some sort of... uh... huh.  That's a tough one.  One Off thing for today and Chicken Pot Pie for tomorrow possibly!  HMM.  Salami for lunch LIMITS my options for dinner.  Obviously not gonna want salami omelet.  Or hot dog.  TOO SIMILAR.  Either way I'll figure something out, don't you worry about me.
   Huh.  Maybe Very Hearty Chicken Noodle Soup.  GRANDMA'S Soup.  It's like chicken noodle soup but with LOTS AND LOTS OF CARROTS.  And more chicken.  BUT MOSTLY THE CARROTS.  Even get a MATZOH BALL or KREPLACH.  That sounds like a solid way to go I think.  SUPERSOUP for tonight and Chicken Pot Pie for tomorrow.  OR the steak * Stuffed mushroom.  Sounds pretty good to me!  Anyway what else is up.  REMEMBERED EXACT TIME I Started second coffee today.  AMAZING.  So not everything is going perfectly in my life but I AM MAKING PROGRESS with Flog.  Hmm.  SODA JUST LASTED ME LONG ENOUGH.  Had about half a glass of diet coke left before Super market came.  TRUE it's not gonna be Fully Cold for an hour or three.  But I TOPPED OFF the soda when I just got home from walk with 30 Minute Cold new bottle.  SO from that point on-- IT'LL DO.  Amazing.  LOOKS like I got everything from Super market I asked for besides sushi.  Huh.
   Three paragraphs to go for DayTime Day!  Amazing.  If I want a SaltSide for sandwich my top choice is Newly Acquired Wheat Thins.  ALSO got Newly Acquired Sour Cream and/or Onion Pop Chips as well as Oldly Acquired Cheez Its!  HMM.  That'd be a solid way to go for SandwichSide.  Any of those options.  Can't go wrong!  What else is up.  I guess New Chocolate Chip Cookies look KINDA hearty enough.  Not SO bad.  Possibly very DENSE when you get into biting into them, too.  COULD be decent.  Anyway it says KEEP REFRIDGERATED and that'd be what I do anyway BUT I'M CONCERNED that messes with the SOFTNESS.  They advertise SOFT BAKED because they know WE WANT A SOFT COOKIE.  Keeping it in fridge would harden things up WOULDN'T IT?  Oh well.  Guess I'll keep it fridged for now. If I'm not happing with it moving forward MAYBE TRY taking it out of fridge overnight before I eat it for a breakfast. Hmm.
   Penultimate paragraph of the daytime!  Hmm.  KREPLACH for soup tonight IF that's what I get.  Kreplach could be real good I feel.  Hmm.  Putting together an order with Amazon Fresh today, too!  Add on another 2 or 3 things. HOPEFULLY a cereal bar of one sort or another.  Either Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bar OR Golden Graham Bar.  Don't need BOTH.  Would be happy with EITHER.  So that's good and crap.  Hmm.  HEY thing is still attached to my arm.  The thing I was injected with to keep track of blood sugar levels.  Been there for over a week!  AMAZING.  2023 on SUNDAY.  Today is FRIDAY.  IT'S PRACTICALLY 2023.  What's my New Years Eve Tradition.  Watch DAWN OF THE DEAD.  Not sure how much of a tradition that is.  I remember watching it ONCE one of the last 3 New Years Eves.  THE 1975 Version.  SEEMS like a good tradition.  IT'S HE DAWN OF A NEW YEAR.  DAWN OF THE DEAD OF A NEW YEAR.  Makes sense.
   NOW all that's left is to confirm that the 1970's Dawn Of The Dead was released in 1975.  COULDA BEEN 73.  Coulda been 77!  I guess we'll see.  1978.  WOW.  Didn't see that coming.  The good news is what else is going on and crap.  GOOD NEWS.  This Act HAS BEEN WRITTEN ONTO TEH COMPUTER.  Just got concerned I never switched the External Keyboard from OFF into ON position before starting Act II.  COULDA BEEN TYPING MY HEART OUT FOR 4.5 PARAGRAPHS AND HAD NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.  Wouldn't I have noticed that what I was typing wasn't showing up on the screen.  Hmm.  You'd think so.  But then again no way of saying for sure.  Anyway.  NO SNAPPLE.  I hardly ever drink snapple at all.  But I'm going into an Entire Week with ZERO snapple on account of finishing last snapple last night because of no soda and NOT re-upping with it today.  OH OKAY INTERESTING STORY.  Well, great.  That's it for now.  See ya tonight!

Great I Feel Okay About It

    Hey friends.  Dinner came about an hour late.  Ate around 7:40 PM!  The good news is that it was delicious!  Hearty Grandmother's Soup with 2 KREPLACH. I believe meat filling in Kreplach was YOUR STANDARD CHOPPED LIVER.  Didn't see that coming!  It was okay, though.  I was expecting SOMEONE ELSE'S Standard Chopped Liver though.  YOURS was fine!  Anyway.  Had delicious salami sandwich with Oh I Don't Know TWELVE WHEAT THINS for lunch.  That was pretty good, too!  Had dependable granola bar in middle of the day.  WONDERBAR.  Lots of THAT WIRE.  Twilight Zone marathon starts at 5 AM this NightMight.  I guess I'll watch some of that As Soon As AFTER SHOWER OR SO in Tomorrow'sSchedule.  Hmm.  Probably gonna drink just one beer tonight instead of two.  Because of ONE HOUR LESS in NightTime because of Dinner pushing things back.  HUH.  Picked up DRIED CLEANING earlier today.  Did 25-30 minutes of Bathroom.  Made SOME but not A LOT of progress.  HUH.
    Anyway.  Tomorrow got Amazon Fresh in the afternoon.  What exciting crap am I getting from them.  GOLDEN GRAHAM BARRS for one.  Possibly a second Exciting thing.  Parents are getting KEEBLER FUDGE COOKIES.  That wasn't even on my radar but LOOKING AT WHAT THAT IS it looks exciting to me.  OH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO.  Eat delicious 2.56 Oz Soft Baked Chocolate Chip Cookie for breakfast tomorrow!  Amazing.  Clarence Royce is A GOOD GUY.  Always seemed like a jerk and/or a joke in past times I watched The Wire.  This time around?  PRETTY DECENT FELLA ALL AROUND.  His heart's in the right place AND he kinda knows what he's doing I feel!  I Dunno what I WAS THINKING past times I watched this show, thinking he was some sort of Jerk Joke.  Or a Joke Jerk.  Possibly Both.  Either way HE'S PRETTY GOOD GUY.  Huh.  Got chickened pot pie for dinner tomorrow.  What about lunch.  Let's ELIMINATE Chicken Possibilities.  Sounds like turkey or ham sandwich then.  Or a WILDCARD.  One wildcard IT WON'T BE would be bagel with egg.  NO EGG.  Lookin' like ham sandwich might be in the lead going into things!
   YEAH.  What else is up.  Maybe I drink entire 2 beers today.  I dunno!  Maybe I eat 2nd dessert after Upcoming Tootsie Pop or not!  I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN.  Ugh.  Presumably watch a Tales In The Crypt or two when this is over.  IS the next one I have Revenge Is The Nuts?  Solid chance it is!  WOW IT SURE IS.  Amazing.  Banged my knee into Undercarriage Of Sink while cleaning bathroom today.  I know that doesn't SOUND like that exciting a story BUT IT WAS A SIGNIFANT BANGING.  My knee hurt for a solid FOURTY SECONDS Afterwards.  PEAKING about 4-12 seconds from initial contact.  Maybe more like 2 or 3 seconds.  For A COUPLE of seconds after The Banging pain didn't QUITE register yet.  But then it DID and IN A BIG WAY.  Then it started easing up.  But the point is HOW UNPLEASANT I DON'T LIKE TIS SCENARIO AT ALL.  The good news is I learnt an important lesson.  BE MORE CAREFUL OUT THERE IN THE FUTURE.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Holding off on tootsie pop for now.  Maybe wait until AFTER ENTRY IS DONE COMPLETGELY.  And then maybe consider having SOMETING ELSE INSTEAD.  I still have A snack but at that point it may be ONLY NightTime Snack which means May Be ANYTHING.  Or I have 2 snacks anyway WHAT DO I KNOW.  Huh.  What kinda wildcard lunches are there available for tomorrow.  Got 2 Breakfast Hot Pockets.  That could be a lunch!  WAIT NO.  Chicken Pot Pie and hot pocket in same day is A PRETTY CLEAR REDUNDANCY.  Hot pockets are essentially Pot Pies.  Hmm.  The point is I had a blast with the salami sandwich today!  Stands to reason a Not So Different HAM SANDWICH TOMORROW would hot the, "Spot," as well!  Huh.  Was looking at MENU for Recreational Marijuana Shop.  You can buy a 7 pack of "Mini Joints!"  Each one is composed of HALF a gram.  I feel like I could split those in half EASILY and it'd be MORE TAN ENOUGH for once a day.  Have 1/4th gram PRE ROLLED JOINT each day, that lasts me 2 weeks, IT'S ALL VERY EVEN AND ORDERLY.  That might even be TOO MUCH for me.  I don't remember having to smoke that much to get Standard High.  Huh.  Gotta take out garbage now.  I'll be back IN SEVERAL HALVES OF MINUTES.
    Maybe have chocolate Low Calorie Iced Cream Bar when entry is over.  Maybe that's it for the night MAYBE NOT there's no way of konwing.  What else is up.  Gonna go get second beer of the knight.  That's good.  REAL GOOD.  Anyway, I dunno.  Had phone charging for about 45, 60 minutes earlier while waiting for Dinner Delivery.  IT HAD been down to 29% charged.  BY TE TIME I WAS DOEN WITH IT, it was up to 39% or so.  Anyway.  Figured out which direction UP the charger should be.  It's SYMMETRIC whether it's upwards or downwards Plugged In.  But I RECORDED ONCE AND FOR ALL which way FOR ME it seems to be easier to get plugged in AND KEEP plugged in.  So that's good I guess.  It's been working out pretty well for me!  Amazing.  Anyway.  I guess that's about it for today.  Solid Second day in a row AT LEAST where entry just flat out ain't great.  Could easily be second MONTH In a row for all I know.  But I strongly feel second DAY in a row AT LEAST.  So taht's good?  Huh.  See ya tomorrow.

-9:10 P.M.

Thursday, December 29, 2022

I'll Do This Right Now

    Hey friends!  9:41 AM!  Should be able to fit in everything I want in early part of day.  Entire four walks and whatknot.  Able to hit eight walks overall if I feel like it!  Which I probably will!  Might be a little crunch time for Act II!  Probably not! BUT IF SO I could always cut short a paragraph or whatever.  Anyway.  Had a lot of NightMight snacking.  Don't remember how much exactly.  Had balanced breakfast.  I remember how much exactly.  1.0 Balanced Breakfasts.  Hmm.  Guess I got turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti for lunch and two plain slices of pizza for dinner.  WHAT IF I MIX IT UP.  Have the pizza for lunch.  Normally I like the Heartier Meal for dinner.  NORMALLY.  Probably equally hearty now that I think about it.  Pizza might be slightly more calories but slightly less Hearty IN PRACTICE.  Anyway.  Continued some NEW IN ALTERNATIVE music.  Hit upon a new Brendan Benson song.  I GOTTA LISTEN TO TAHT ENTIRE ALBUM.  I did already once A WEEK AGO or so but I didn't get it as much as I SHOULD and COULD have.
    Right now I'm still on continuing New In Alternative but I WILL GET to Brendan Benson.  Hmm.  Maybe do that during Bathroom Cleaning.  NAH.  It deserves MORE ATTENTION.  Anyway.  Priority today is cleanin FLOOR if possible.  Lotta marks of dirt and crap caked on bathroom floor tiles.  Do my best to get em taken care of.  If I can't, I can't!  BUT I'll give it some legitimate effort.  A little bit at least.  Hmm.  Phone charged over night!  Didn't take that long to get it going either.  RUNNING LOW ON SODA TODAY.  Not re-upping for another Oh I Don't Know 24-26 hours.  Got 1.5 sprites as well as MOST of a root beer, and most of a diet coke.  SNAPPLE AS WELL.  Sure great what else is up.  Couldn't have had THAT much for NightMight snacking. I didn't have that much options to start with.  Hmm.  Interesting.
   Yeah!  Felt like not a lot of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in balanced breakfast.  Poured A CUP into a bowl and it didn't look like that much abundant!  However IN PRACTICE I was SATIATED by it.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Might need to get a new box of Eggo.  I have at least one left.  But possibly NO MORE than one left.  Hmm.  Should I go with BLUEBERRY, go with some of those cinnamon toast eggos, or maybe a wild card.  HMM.  Maybe go with chocolately Chip.  That sounds like its good.  I've been satisfied with it in the past.  Wasn't OVER THE MOON about em, wasn't under the moon.  JUST ABOUT AT THE MOON.  Which is pretty high.  If you're At The Moon about something sounds like you're really enthusiastic about it already.  OKAY. Gonna add chocolately chip eggoes to upcoming super market order.  Amazing.  Got some Fiji Apples in cart.  FOUR of em.  I figure if I have two out of the four that's a win.
   Hmm.  NOT getting any Dumplings.  Doesn't make sense!  Dumpling is ADD ON to a lunch.  Not lunch ITSELF.  I have no lunches that need any add-ons!  So that's good.  Fourth paragraph already.  Been writing here for 12 minutes!  I LIKE those odds.  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Bacon Day and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day.  Huh.  Bacon is good.  BACON BURGER used to be my standard hamburger.  PLAIN HAMBURGER BUT WITH BACON.  GREAT.  I'd have it again!  When was the last time I had bacon.  Feels like .5-1.5 year ago I got some bland razor thin Super Market Freezer Bacon to add onto Balanced Breakfasts.  ONE SLICE is like 30 or 40 calories.  Feels like I got SOMETIN out of that but NOT A LOT.  Either way.  Soda.  We all know how I feel about soda.  STRONGLY.  Bicarbonate of Soda isn't related to Drinking Soda.  Well I'm sure it's RELATED. It's just NOT IT.
   Fifth paragraph.  Amazing!  Mets Health Concern with player they presumably are giving huge contract was first reported 3-5 days ago.  NOTHING NEW SINCE TEN.  What The HELL.  You're trying to tell me COMPLETE RADIO SILENCE SINCE TEN?  Someone is Saying SOMETHING to SOMEONE.  There's information BEING PASSED AROUND.  How come it's not available TO ME.  5 Days ago.  Article about what I'm saying appeared FIVE DAYS AGO.  Amazing.  Gettin' some SALAMI for sandwiches the next two weeks.  LEAN Salami.  Have 3 OZ for a sandwich instead of 4.  IT COMES IN A PACK OF SIX OZ instead of EIGHT.  What do you WANT ME TO DO.  Have THREE FOURTHS OF IT FOR TE FIRST SANDWICH?  Hmm.  It works out CALORIEWISE.  This way it's the same amount of calories overall for sandwich.  JUST LESS DENSE.  Hmm.  Getting close to 2023.  Three days I wanna say!  TWO DAYS, 14 HOURS.  Hmm.  Sounds like 62 hours.  WOW ThAT'S NOTHIN.  Coffee time.
   Delicious.  Got 1 beer for tonight.  That'll be good.  SHELLING OUT some bonus money by getting the 6 packs of beer instead of the generic brand 18 packs.  PRETTY SIGNIFANT AMOUNT more.  About $7.50 a week on average per my limited understanding.  But it's WORT IT.  Each beer is like 15 calories less.  THAT ADDS UP OVER THE WEEK.  Also tastes better.  MORE FUN to drink.  These beer is CITRUSY..  What else is up. Got white bread in super market cart.  Not sure why. I had good results with having the Sandwich Thins the last 2 weeks.  Just feels like time to mix things up.  Hmm.  What kinda MEALS am I getting.  I TINK Spicy Shrimp Roll, Kids Chicken Parm, and Herbed Chicken Swet Potatoe and Broccoli.  WOW.  What else do I got going on for me.  Anyway.  Figure I'll aim for 25-40 minutes of cleaning bathroom today.  So sounds like 25-30 minutes then.  Probably.  Possibly do it between Walk IV and Lunch.  MAYBE wait until after lunch and walk V.  Do it between walk V and VI!  SOUNDS REASONABLE.
   Seventh paragraph!  Hmm.  My favorite part of That Wire is when Cop and Criminal GET ALONG.  When they act like Good Close Friends Who Care About And Like One Another.  MAKES ME FEEL GOOD INSIDE.  The point is Stringer Bell gets an A- on a College Economy Class Paper.  Wait a second.  Economy Class is an Airplane Ticket Thing.  I mean he was taking a CLASS IN COLLEGE.  An ECONOMY CLASS.  Anyway he gets an A-!  I think the first few times I watched That Wire I interpreted it as WOW TIS GUY IS AS SMART AS THEY COME.  MORE OR LESS TE TOP GRADE.  Then the last 80% of the time I watched The Wire I felt AH they're pointing out he's not perfect.  NOT QUITE GOOD ENOUGH STRINGER.  YOU'RE GOOD, BUT YOU're not, "SOLID A," GOOD.  So that's good.  Doesn't seem fair.  Maybe he was Crunched for time, that's why he didn't get a complete A.  HE'S BUSY CO-RUNNING DRUG AND CRIME EMPIRE.  Get off HIS BACK about it.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Eggo also have French Toast style toaster snack.  Ya put it in toaster and it presumably tastes and feels like French Toast!  I'm INTRIGUED but not ENOUGH.  Gonna stick with regular eggo.  CHOCOLATEY CHIP to be exact.  Huh.  They also got PANCAKE version of that.  Not even intrigued about that.  Well NOW I am.  I didn't register INTRIGUE before but now that I typed it out I AM kind of interested.  Either way oh well what can ya do.  At this point it'd be pretty good to have lost ANYTHING by the time I check in with Endocrine Lady a week from today.  My GOAL was to have lost another 1, 1.5 LB by then.  The amount of NightMight I've been eating?  I'd SETTLE for not having gained anything.  I'd be HAPPY with having lost 1/2th of a LB or more.  Anyway I dunno.  Gonna try to go the next week without Grazing on cereal or anything else all day.  Feels like the right way to go for HEALTH reasons in addition to for GIVING HER GOOD BLOOD SUgARLEVEL READINGS reasons.
   Two paragraphs to go!  Could have cold pizza.  Microwaved pizza.  Oven'd pizza.  Probably OVEN.  DANGIT.  It's the safe way to go!  Not gonna get EXCITING results from oven but it's the standard way to PLAY IT SAFE.  So that's good.  What else is up and crap.  No garlic, NO NOTHIN.  Probably got crushed red pepper in the house SHOULD I WANNA GO THAT ROUTE.  Huh.  Should look up Live TV to see when they start showing That Twilight Zone on Science Fiction Channel.  Solid move is to have that on Entire Time They Got It On Repeat.  Maybe.  I dunno!  I Mean, have it on that entire time, WHEN I'D HAVE TV ON ANYWAY.  Don't watch that much MORE TV necessarily.  But WHEN I'M WATCHING TV, it'd be THAT as opposed to SOME OTHER CRAP.  SURE it might influence how much TV I'm watching EXACTLY.  I might be an extra hour or two more INTO IT because of the content of whats on TV.  But IN GENERAL I'm not gonna watch it ALL DAY or anything.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Amazing.  Lookin' like I'll have enough time to make it comfortable to do Bathroom Cleaning between Walk IV and Lunch.  Sounds good to me.  Maybe INDULGE in pizza for lunch.  SURE WHY NOT.  Anyway.  Opened up new box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch so I could have some for breakfast.  Now the goal is to NOT HAVE ANY OF IT AS GRAZING SNACK.  Just ZERO.  Avoid it COMpletELY.  WHY NOT SOUNDS REASONABLE.  Hmm.  If I put pizza in oven, how long is that.  20-26 minutes?  Sounds like the way to go based on my limited memory of what I used to do.  The good news is what else is up.  Could always put pizza in oven, do Bathroom Cleaning, take it out of the oven and eat it.  SET IT UP REAL NEATLIKE and whatknot.  Hmm. I don't want pizza too well done.  OTHER oven food I can, "Dig," being extra well done.  NOT PIZZA TOHUGH NO THANKS.  Hmm.  What else is up.  I DIDN'T SAY ONE SINGLE THING GOOD TIS ENTRY SO FAR.  Oh.  Too bad.  What can ya do I guess!  Be back in a little bit.

everything is going, alright

    Hey friends.  Time to write five paragraphs.  How much time do I have to write it?  I dunno.  Let's aim for thirty five minutes more or less as more than enough.  Got coffee going on!  FINALLY REMEMBERED TO RECORD THE EXACT TIME OF COFFEE IN FLOG.  This may be THE FIRST COFFEE in a week that I got the exact time right.  IRONICALLY it's not even the right # coffee.  I mean, I didn't write coffee 2 Started at 10:58 AM.  I just wrote 10:58 AM -- Coffee.  But THE TRUTH IS at 10:58 that's when I chugged the remnants of LAST coffee.  Didn't start NEW coffee until 2 or 3 minutes later!  IT'S IRONIC.  Possibly.  Hmm.  Definitely looks like I'll have the pizza for lunch.  PROBABLY looks like I'll OVENIZE IT.  But ya konw what?  There's something in me that's saying MICROWAVE IS TEH WAY TO GO.  So we'll see!  What else.  I'll do Bathroom after walk IV before lunch.  Aim for 20-30 minutes.  YES THE LOWER END TO AIM FOR, IT KEEPS CREEPING DOWN.  Amazing.
   Four paragraphs to go!  Huh.  Okay here's the ACCURATE amount of soda I got left for today.  REPORT FROM ACT I was INNACURATE.  1.25 botles of sprite.  .9 Bottle of Diet Coke.  ...either most or ALL of an orange soda.  THAT'S IT.  I'll make it last I guess.  Could always drink some water.  Amazing.  Hey today is when first Recreational Marijuana Shop opens in Manhattan.  At 4:20!  WHAT FOOLS.  Yeah REAL CUTE you're opening at 4:20 PM like 420 which is A Marijuana Reference.  YOU JUST LOST 5 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES OF BUSINESS BY NOT OPENING AT 11 AM LIKE YOU SAY YOU WILL NORMALLY DO FROM NOW ON.  Hmm.  Unless you'd open TOMORROW otherwise.  THEN YOU JUST GAINED 2 HOURS AND 40 MINUTES OF BUSINESS because you close at 7.  THEN AGAIN maybe today you stay open LATE which throws EVERYTHING into confusion.  What's going on again.  Huh.  This store is right smack dab in the middle of NYU Territory.  Wonderful.  They'll be making money hand over fist.  Which is a phrase that must mean something somehow.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Gonna get into Season IV of That Wire today.  Amazing.  Wonder what kinda crap I'll watch POST That Wire.  Put on some other DRAMA SERIES I'VE SEEN BEFORE.  Huh.  Lots of news about AIRPLANES these days.  Some sort of AIRPLANE COMPANY was DROPPING THE BALL.  That's the extent of how much I'm on the up and up with current events.  GOOD.  Feels like tomorrow I'll skip doing Bathroom Cleansing.  Well I guess it's possible I Declare Victory with Bathroom Cleansing after today.  But even if I don't SKIP TOMORROW. Gotta do Accepting Super Market Delivery in the morning tomorrow.  That might take up some time and effort.  EVEN THINGS OUT by skipping Other Responsibility. I dunno.  Now that I think about it that's not that necessary.  I COULD DO BOTH.  Anyway.  Hmm.  Only two more paragraphs to write for DayTime Day.  SOLID CHANCE THIS IS TEH WORST ENTRY ANYONE HAS EVER WRITTEN.
   Huh.  I dunno. Haven't used SPONGE at all in cleaning bathroom.  Maybe SPONGE would help me clean floor spots that I was having difficulty Erasing with just paper towels and whetted paper towels.  Also tried some spray. Chlorox or somethin.  THAT DIDN'T HELP NEITEHR.  What else is going on and crap.  Hopefully when I was cleaning bathtub I didn't ACTIVATE specs of dirt and grime and crap and then next time I take a shower it all goes down the drain and clogs it.  Solid chance that happens A LITTLE BIT but probably NOT A PROBLEM AMOUNT.  So that's good.  Hmm.  You can't get The Wire Wet.  That'd electrocute things.  Drug Dealers should be operating underwater.  Can't run a wire underwater.  Not sure how I reached that conclucion but NOW TAT I HAVE seems about right.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  Hmm.  Probably do Bathroom for 20-30 minutes and THEN start pizza in oven AFTER I'M DONE with Bathroom. OR DO MICROAVE.  But the point is DON"T START OVEN BEFORE BATHROOM.  It's A point at least. Maybe not THE point.  Huh.  Lunch in about 2.5 hours I guess MOST LIKELY.  Maybe as much as 2.75 hours.  ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN I SUPPOSE.  Huh.  Pretty warm out there today.  What is it EXACTLY.  I'm gonna guess FOURTY SIX.  Degrees THAT IS.  FOURTY SEVEN.  WOW I WAS PRETTY CLOSE.  How exciting.  Hmm.  SO MUCH TIME for early part of day.  WHAT FUN.  Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts this week.  BIG BOX.  It's a 12 Pop Tart Commitment, not an Eight.  Huh.  It's my only choice from This Super Market.  THIS AND BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON.  Which is also a good choice but MORE CAL.  ORIES.  Anyway.  That's it for now.  I'll be back tonight!

Hmm Sound Good To Me

    Hey friends.  Another crappy day down!  Not sure what I got out of today.  Pretty sure NOT MUCH.  Did 25-30 minute Bathroom cleaning.  BULK OF IT was just picking up tiny bits of dirt and/or grime ONE TING AT A TIME and dropping it into garbage bag.  PINCHING UP ANY SMALL THING and throwing it out.  IT'S A LIVING.  Not making FAST or COMPREHENSIVE progress but you can't tell me it's NOT NOTHIN.  The results speak for themselves!  Anyway.  Another day or two on Bathroom presumably.  Maybe figure out a way to do things more effectively.  No way of knowing as of now if I'll figure that out.  Hmm.  Did some LEGIT cleaning, too.  Wiping down TOILET and BATHTUB'S OUTSIDE and whatknot.  Anyway.  Had delicious pizza From The Oven for lunch.  It was great!  Had delicious turkey meatloaf with buttersquash spaghetti for dinner.  Fine!  Did I adopt referring to it as, "Buttersquash," but at the same time arbitrarily dropped the, "zuchinni?"  I SURE DID.  Not sure why.  Seemed like one way to go.
   Made it halfway through episode ONE of season FOUR of the WIRE.  Hmm. Got Last beer going on.  Will have tootsie pop in a paragraph or two.  GOT A TON of super market things coming tomorrow.  PERHAPS MOST EXCITING is Iced Cream Thing in Candy Shell.  Relatively low calorie compared to how much it COULD THEORETICALLY be.  Not very hearty to make up for it.  HIGH QUALITY TASTE THOUGH.  Maybe finish THE WIRE and then watch a TALES OR TWO.  Huh.  FIRST TALES I gotta watch is Operation Friendship.  One of my least favorite episodes!  Can't say for sure WHY.  Just rubs me the wrong way.  Not LITERALLY.  I'm not getting rubbed PHYSICALLY at ALL by this episode.  Maybe that's why I don't like it!   PUT UP OR SHUT UP.  If you want to be appealing to me As A Tales From The Crypt Episode you're gonna wanna rub me sexually.  That's how I feel.  The point is I will write ONE MORE PARAGRAPH tootsie pop-less AND TEN I WILL EMPLOY TOOTSIE POP.
   YEAH.  Wonder what LaterSnack will be AS I PROBABLY WILL HAVE ONE.  Could be tootsie pop.  Could be Finer Brownie.  Could be Kato Bronwie.  COULD BE SEA SALTED CARMAEL ICED CREAM BAR.  Those are about my bestest and onliest mainest options.  So that's good I guess.  SLEEPER THING TO LOOK FORWARD TO FROM SUPER MARKET TOMORROW IS Dependable Granola Bar.  It's not FLASHY at all.  NOT EVEN CLOSE.  But it's reliable.  IT'S TEHRE IF YA KNEED IT.  So that's good I guess.  Looks like I have just enough soda to last me through The Week.  Maybe run out JUST as Super Market delivery is coming.  We'll see I guess!  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  Took standard eight walks today.  DIDN'T FINISH cycle through New In Alternative playlist.  WILL PROBABLY BE UPDATED TOMORROW MORNING.  Or TONIGHT AFTER MIDNIGHT as it were.  Either way hey that's life I guess!  HEY time to have Choco Pop wonderful. 
   Let's make a point to NOT have anything to eat overnight.  Seems one way to go!  MAN OH MAN I just started sucking on this candy and it's CHOCOLATE.  Hmm.  I feel like lollipop is usually associated with STICK CANDY whereas it's really just YOUR STANDARD CANDY THAT HAPPENS TO BE ON A STICK.  Lollipop is just SUCKING CANDY.  That's all it is.  CANDY attached to stick.  Not sure what point I'm trying to make there.  It felt like a pretty good point WHEN I STARTED OUT.  NOW I FEEL LIKE IT'S NOT.  Anyway.  They opened up NY Marijuana Store!  They released their MENU online.  Got to look up HALF A DOZEN strains that This One Store Sells and see WHAT TEM STRAINS are all about.  INTERESTING.  I guess.  I dunno.  Are the odds 75+% that at least one of the BODEGAS or SMOKE SHOPS within EASY Waslking Distance to me sells marijuana easily?  SURE.  BUT I DON'T PLAY TOHSE GAMES
   Last paragraph.  Amazing.  One of the worst episodes ever!  Entries.  Entries are LIKE episodes of The Website.  Episode implies Some Sort Of Entertainment Though.  Not sure I feel comfortable making that implication.  That This Is A Form Of Entertainment.  I don't wanna be held LEGALLY LIABLE making such a statement.  IT COULD COMEBACK and bite me on the ass!  So that's good.  What else is up.  PELE died.  The FOOTBALL MAN.  Too bad.  I had heard of his name before so I feel PERSONALLY INVESTED in this story.  Anyway.  Try to get up early tomorrow to take Walk before WINDOW where SUPER Market delivery will presumably come.  Delightful.  TWILIGHT ZONE isn't showing up on SCIENCE FICTION CHANNEL at least not for the next few years.  I BROWSED AHEAD past Upcoming Midnight to see if they'll start airing it.  THEY WON'T as of that time.  I'll check again tomorrow I guess!  ANYWAY I am currently in the process of chewing up the remnants of choco candy.  AND TE ENTRY IS OVER.  Tomorrow will be better.  I truly believe so.  Anyway.  See ya then!  OR AFTER THEN.  But not NOW. Or BEFORE now. Huh.  See ya.

-8:15 P.M.

Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Can You Believe It

    Hey friends!  10:48 AM!  Should be able to fit in three walks in early part of day.  Leading me to SIX OR SEVEN walks overall.  Had a nice Bange this morning.  Not the bigges tbange!  But qualifies as a small bange as opposed to just ate 2 or 3 things.  Gonna try to skip lunch I think to make up for most of it!  OR maybe I have small lunch.  QUEST BAR or BALANCED BREAKFAST.  Sounds fair calorie wise but not TASTEwise.  The Bange was SWEET STUFF.  Balanced breakfast or Quest Bar for lunch is just adding Too Much Sweet in this case!  Hmm.  Probably gonna get pizza tonight.  Have turkey meatloaf for lunch tomorrow instead of getting CHICKEN or GRILLED CHICKEN roll from Italy Restaurant.  OR maybe I just have the turkey meatloaf for lunch today anyway.  I dunno!  HOW LONG do I have to write this act.  Let's say an hour and five minutes should be more than enough time!
   OKAY.  Also had normal Relatively Big amount of NightMight Snacking I think.  I forget.  I MAY have recorded one or two TIMES of doing it.  Also had normal breakfast.  DID have a pop tart or two left.  BLUEBERRY.  Had standard classic breakfast.  Ugh.  Running low on SNACK for rest of the week.  Already had little OPTIONS for snack.  Normally I got like 2 dozen things to choose from.  THIS WEEK not so much.  Hadn't re-upped with much snack the last few weeks.  Cause of Dieting.  THAT ALL CHANGES THIS FRIDAY.  Time to re-up with some Serious Snack!  Anyway.  Figure I'll work on cleaning bathtub today.  Maybe I declare victory in cleaning up bathroom sooner than I thought.  Looks cleaner now that I survey the scene than it felt When I Left It Last.  So that's good.  What kinda music am I listening to today.  NEW IN ALTERNATIVE Playlist.  Good.  At some point over hte last few months I accepted the fact that I use playlist as a word when it's not accepted as a word.  I'm fine with it.
   Third paragraph!  Possible lunch is Frozen Breakfast Sandwich.  ESSENTIALLY I'd be replacing a Chicken Roll lunch with That this week on account of today's morning Bange.  That's around 300-500 calories saved.  That makes up maybe a bit over half of What Bange Was.  Hmm.  Makes sense I guess.  What else is up and crap.  HOW will I describe Bange in FLOG.  Quest Bar, Iced Cream Sandwich, Chocolate Candies.  Sounds like a good way to describe it.  ON ACCOUNT IT IS 100% ACCURATE.  Oh.  There was also one mallomar.  Guess I gotta say that too.  IF I KNOW something to be accurate and Withold it I COULD BE IN LEGAL JEOPORDY.  I wouldn't do very good on Legal Jeopordy.  I never took no law classes or nothin!  I wouldn't be good on REGULAR Jeopordy.  Never watched much Jeopordy at all in my life, but from what I can gather in my memory most of these questions aren't my type of deal and whatknot.
   Fourth paragraph.  Seems weird to have a game show that rewards knowledge.  SEEMS KINDA BACKWARD.  We should be DISCOURAGING knowledge! Hmm.  How come there's no Math Game Shows.  Just your standard game show, but the questions are all math based!  IT'D BE TOO EASY.  If ya know math THEN YA KNOW MATH.  You can answer ANYTHING on math.  I dunno.  You gotta answer QUICKLY though.  And you MAY OR MAY NOT be able to use Graphing Calculators.  Huh.  I wonder if I have a graphing calculator anywhere to play with.  I don't think I do.  I'm sure my Dad does. Hmm.  Gotta imagine there's APPS on your phone that are just Graphing Calculators.  I don't see any reason why a Phone App wouldn't be able to handle Graphing Calculator Duties.  So that's good I guess.  How long do I have to write the next six paragraphs.  A LOTTA TIME.  Let's re-assess how much time would be IDEAL.  I dunno let's say Fourty Five Minutes.
    Okay.  Anyway.  MAKE PROGRESS today with phone.  Find out what phones are applicable with My Plan and/or I Got Comin' To Me.  I MIGHT be at a point in plan where I got Free/Discount Phone coming my way.  OR I may have to shell out some clams for it!  EITEHR WAY gotta do something.  Hmm.  Took me A LONG time last night to get the phone connected but I DID and IT CHARGED ALL NIGHT LONG.  Or AS LONG AS IT TOOK and then stopped charging BUT STAYED 100% CHARGED NONETHELESS.  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Pepper Pot Day.  Gotta wonder what the hell that means.  Hmm. "AMERININDIAN SOUP."  First time I ever heard the phrase Amerindian.  LOVE IT.  WAIT A SECOND.  Google result for Pepperpot says Guyanese Amerindian Soup.  NATIONAL FOOD DAY WEBSITE page for it talks about it being made popular by African American Philadelphians during American Revolutionary War.  COULD IT BE BOTH?  SURE.  But I think these are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.  NATIONAL FOOD version is described as thick soup made of tripe, vegetables, and seasoned heavily with pepper.  GOOGLE/WIKI-PEDIA Result says stewed meat dish flavored with cinnamon, cassareep, and othe rbasic ingredients including Carribean Hot Pepper.  I'm gonna say solid, I DUNNO, 60% chance these soups are related heavily.  40% chance they share a name BY CHANCE.
    Coffee time!  Guess I'll aim for having breakfast sandwich for lunch.  Makes sense to eat something for lots of reasons!  Hmm.  IN THE END breakfast sandwich instead of a Chicken Roll probably cancels out the calories from Quest Bar + Mallomar + Iced Cream Sandwich. 180-320 calories from Chocolate Candy I'll have to accept!  That's not that bad.  Either way what else is going on and crap.  How much time do I have to write 4.5 paragraphs.  I dunno let's say THIRTY FIVE MINUTES would be ideal.  Okay good.  I guess.  It's gonna be SOME crunch time during Act II I think but NOT MUCH.  And if there is, cut short act a paragraph early to accommodate.  So that's good.  Gonna be doing Bathroom Cleansing later today on account of Everything Is Later.  So that's good.  WHAT TO LISTEN TO DURING BATHROOM CLEANSING.  Hmm!  Could be anything I guess.  Anyway, I'm sure it occurred to me in my past too, but it REALLY occurred to me a few days ago... in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire... and you ask the audience... does the audience member HAVE to respond?  Better LTURQ.  NOT SEEING ANY IMMEDIATE INFO.  This is IMPORTANT.  If they don't have to respond SURE MOST OF THEM WOULD RESPOND ANYWAY TO BE JERKS.  But it'd GREATLY influence the reliability of the result.
   Seventh paragraph.  Also what if the audience is full of JOKERS who give the wrong answer on purpose.  BECAUSE THEY ARE FOR CHAOS.  I dunno.  If the audience is full of Jokers you might have bigger problems on your hands!  They could easily start causing some real mayhem beyond effecting Game Show Results.  Anyway, what else is going on and crap.  What kinda pizza we looking at for tonight.  Regular style, not Sicily.  Maybe LOW on toppings instead of HEAVY.  MAYBE NO TOPPING AT ALL.  Maybe JUST Garlic.  Maybe Garlic AND ONION and/or ANCHOVIE.  Sounds like more or less the main best options I got going for me.  I know garlic is no good for vampires but I feel like Onion is also probably pretty bad for them.  I can just picture vampires being like ugh that's onion, I also don't like that either as well.  Hmm.  Feels like that's a kind of bagel, right!  Garlic and onion?  What am I thinking of.  Maybe it's a kind of potato chip.  HMM typed in Garlic And Onion into google.  GOT ONE HIT that says eating garlic and onion together is good for you.  INTERESTING.  Three paragraphs to go.
    No more comprehensive iced cream sandwiches, among other things, left.  Got 2 breakfasts left before I re-up with things! Got 2 balanced breakfastsworth of eggs.  Presumably I should do that AT LEAST ONCE for upcoming breakfasts.  Anyway, I dunno, what else is going on and crap.  METS RESIGNED solid bullpen pitcher yesterday.  NO JOKE.  He's pretty good!  ADAM OTTAVINO.  Sounds like he's related to Doc Ock.  Not really. Ottavino isn't that close to a Doc Ock Situation.  CLOSER THAN MANY though.  Either way, I dunno.  Dinner is in Oh I Don't Know 7.5 hours.  That's not THAT LONG to make it if I wanna skip lunch.  Especially considering I ATE WHAT WOULDA BEEN LUNCH ANYWAY, so it fills me up ANYWAY, just EARLIER.  Interesting.  We'll see what happens!  There was something I was gonna update you on AfterTheFact from last night.  Lemme see.  OH.  If I had pop tarts left.  I DID.  I may or may not still do.  I forget.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Amazing.  Got an e-mail advertising some sort of Comedy or Performance Type Show at some venue I've gone to in the past and the headliner was some lady who was in my class in High School!  I didn't know her that well or perhaps at all but I recognize the name and face!  And this is my first knowledge that She Is Out And About in Comedy &/V Performing Situations nowadays.  GOOD STUFF.  AM I RESENTFUL for her success?  POSSIBLY.  I'm sure she's got it coming though.  Either way, what else is going on.  Got lotta time left based on where I am now in the entry.  Gonna be able to fit in The Normal Stuff and everything.  Good chance I just do about 25 minutes of cleaning today as opposed to 45 minutes.  That's decent enough I feel.  What else is up.  Not sure why I'd be resentful for Classmate's success.  Only so much success that can go around.  IT's a ZERO SUM GAME.  Her success means LESS ROOM FOR MY SUCCESS.
   Oh okay I see.  Last paragraph.  WEDNESDAY EH.  I can work with that I guess.  If I just had a snack at lunch time so I ate SOMETHING but not a lunch WHAT WOULD IT BE.  I guess KETO BAR BROWNIE would be in the lead.  Interesting.  What else is going on and crap.  FINISHED Season V of Tales In The Crypt last night.  Time to start Season Oh I Don't Know VI today.  My guess is the first episode is the one with Catherine O HARA LET TE PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME.  Makes sense.  You could also let the crime fit the punishment.  Crime and Punishment.  I read that book in high school.  Maybe comedy/performing Lady was in my English Class at the time!  NO REASON TO DISCOUNT THAT POSSIBILITY COMPLETELY.  Not sure what a 14 year old is gonna get out of Crime And Punishment.  Then again not sure what ANYONE is gonna get out of Crime and Punishment.  I forget what happens!  Guy commits a crime!  Gets punished!  Anyway.  That'll do it for now.  Be back in a bit! 

pretty simple i think

    Hey friends.  How much time do I have to write these 5 paragraphs.  MORE TAN ENOUGH.  Up to Fourty Five minutes!  Anyway.  Probably do Bathroom for a mere 30 minutes or so.  That's not so bad.  Probably skip lunch.  Have ONE thing to eat at some point before dinner.  Snack! Maybe LARGE snack.  But still JUST A SNACK WHICH I'D HAVE ANYWAY.  NO LUNCH.  So essentially Future Chicken Roll calories were repleased by Past Bange Eating Calories.  About the same amount!  So that's good I guess.  Finished a family size box of cinnamon toast crunch in FIVE DAYS while only having ONE OR TWO BOWLS plus another one or two SET OFFICIAL SNACKSWORTH PORTIONS OF EATING IT.  The rest was just A LOT OF GRAZING.  And my Dad had a little bit.  Probably not that much.  The point is I GOT ANOTEHR BOX WAITING IN THE WINGS.  Hopefully stop eating it all day.  I LEARNT MY LESSON PRESUMABLY.  HEY only four more paragraphs to go!
   Hmm.  WHAT would snack be?  I dunno.  Maybe somethin like two Eggos or somethin.  That'd be a nice large snack that gets me goin.  Hmm.  Presumably doing Bathroom Cleansing between walks IV and V.  Presumably end up with VII walks overall.  Seems reasonable.  Was Crime and Punishment in a GULAG. Or just a regular Russian Prison.  Is GULAG just Russian For Prison?  I dunno.  I think Gulag is PARTICULAR RUSSIAN STYLE PRISON unique from other prisons.  Better LTURQ.  Hmm.  Internet says GULAG refers to Soviet era Forced Labor Camps.  Guess it is a specific kind of prison.  Oh well what can ya do.  FORCED LABOR?  WHAT IS THIS PREGNANCY IN AMERICA?  YEAH.  Anyway, still possible I decide to have One Thing I Eat This Afternoon be Breakfast Sandwich.  It'd be around 100-150 calories MORE Than your standard snack.  WOULD BE WORT IT TOHUGH if that's what it comes to.  Probably microwave it.  Have it ON A WHIM.  Wouldn't decide to have it fourty minutes ahead of time so I could OVEN it.  GOTTA MICRO-WAVE TAHT SUCKER.
   Three paragraphs to go for DayTime Day! I DUNNO maybe there are scenarios where I OVENIZE breakfast sandwich.  We'll see I guess.  Finished the pop tarts.  Not JUST NOW.  But I noticed I had thrown out the box EARLIER.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Do I have any kinda CAKE or something I could have for lunch.  Not sure that's what I'm looking for CALORIEwise.  Was just mindlessly looking at super market website and came across some Chocolate Babka and was like MAN I'D EAT SOME CAKE NOW THAT I TINK ABOUT IT.  So that's good.  I DON'T have cake and I WOULDN'T HAVE it anyway.  Mom got some sort of MUFFINS.  Not gonna have that though for so many reasons I can't go into all of them!  Not enough that my mom could spare them, I don't particularly like them, and they're not what I'm looking for calorie wise.  HEY looks like I COULD AND DID go into all of them!  Amazing.  How much time do I have to write 2 more paragraphs.  I dunno A LOT?
   Okay.  Maybe I skip Bathroom Cleaning to reward msyelf for skipping lunch.  Nah.  Maybe I do 30 minutes of bathroom cleaning to reward myself for skipping lunch!  It's a REWARD because I'M DONE DOING IT.  Also 30 minutes IS NOTHIN. I can get a lot done in 30 minutes, I can feel good for doing something, AND I can be done IN TIRTY MINUTES.  IT'S GOOD ALL AROUND.  Anyway.  Pretty sure Crime in crime and punishment is murder.  POSSIBLY BREAKING AND ENTERING as well. KINDA remembre him breaking into a place preusmably to murder someone.  Could be wrong.  Anyway.  Not gonna get chocolate babka for next week.  TOO MUCH OF A COMMITMENT.  I'd be getting WAY too much cake.  NO TANKS.  INDIVIDUAL PORTIONS OF CRAP FOR ME this time around.  Play it that way!  EVEN IF individual portions are slightly bigger than what I'd portion out for myself By Getting Larger Portions And Splitting It UP.  THAT'S THE WAY TO GO I FEEL.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  Hmm.  HMM. If my parents are getting food for tomorrow night AS WELL from TOday's Pizzeria, I GUESS I'M GETTING CHICKEN ROLL FOR TOMORROW DINNER.  That'd be good TASTEWISE.  I could work with that sort of arrangement.  IF TAHT HAPPENS is there ANY CHANCE I have chicken roll tonight and pizza tomorrow night.  SURE there's a chance.  AS OF NOW I'd say I'd stick with pizza tonight.  BUT THERE'S A CHANCE.  Huh.  What else is up.  Probably get GRILLED chicken roll and then Regret It.  Sounds like a solid way to go about things.  HMM. Just glanced at Stacks Of DVDS and it JUST OCCURRED TO ME that I have Season II of Tales In The Crypt on DVD AND I COULD WATCH THOSE EPISODES in HIGH QUALITY VIDEO and/or Sound.  IT'D BE WEIRD to watch these episodes-- A LOT OF MY FAVORITE ONES!-- REAL HIGH QUALITY LIKE.  Lemme look at BOX to see if there's other SPECIAL FEATURES I could get out of this DVD.  "Behind The Screams Shockumentary Featurette."  NOT SURE WHAT TOHSE WORDS MEAN.  But there's SOMETHIN there at least.   Huh. I'll be back tonight!

Oh Right That Makes Sense

    Hey friends.  Got beer going on.  Just the one!  Then have one for tomorrow.  THEN TOMORROW TOMORROW start back up at 2 a night.  Anyway.  Accomplished cleaning Tub (Bath One) for a solid thirty minutes!  Accomplished most of the cleaning I could do without really GETTING INTO IT.  If I wanna clean more I'm gonna have to figure out how to do it more intensively AND I DON'T KNOW if that will happen.  Either way possibly just ONE MORE DAY on bathroom!  POLISHING OFF all the different aspects from previous days.  Then declaring victory with things being cleaned 90% accross the board.  SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.  Anyway what did I listen to during Today Cleansing?  ALKALINE TRIO.  Prove me wrong!  You can't!  It's practically impossible because I'm Not Wrong.  I'm sure yo ucan prove me wrong SOMEHOW in SOME WAY but you've really got your work cut out for you!  Anyway.  Had Small Fiber Brownie at lunch time AND TEN NOTHINGELSE until dinner.  Had delicious grilled chicken roll with 2 plain slices of pizza for TomrorowDunner.  CHICKEN ROLL WAS GREAT.  No complaints!  It was JUST RIGHT ON TARGET hearty enough. Maybe coulda stand it being 3% Heartier.  BUT I WAS SATIATED even WITHOUT the 3% Heartierness.
   Huh.  Gonna have a tootsie pop at some point Very Soon.  Then probably one more snack tonight!  TODAY ENDED UP BEING A WASH calorie wise.  ALSO What-I-Did-With-Bath-Roomwise.  WASHED IT.  More or less.  WHETTED paper towells, wiped things, WIPED TEM AGAIN WITH DRIER PAPER TOWEL, then start over In the area Right Next To Where I Just Did It.  Hmm.  Watched a bunch of That Wire today.  Figure I'll go with some Tales In The Crypt tonight.  Amazing.  HOPEFULLY have balanced breakfast tomorrow for breakfast.  I DON'T KNOW what my alternative is.  I guess have some variation of a classic breakfast that involver NEITEHR traditional Classic Breakfast component.  Quest Bar instead of Pop Tart.  Small Iced Cream Sandwich instead of Comprehenensive Iced Cream Sandwich.  HUH.  WHATTADO.  THERE MUST BE SOME Sweet OUT THERE THAT'd MAKE A FUN BREAKFAST.  Hmm.  Got the nutragrain Fruit Pastry.  Guess I could figure out a way to incorporate that crap.  HUH. 
   Got a pouch of mini chips aHoy I can utilize somewhere.  Other than that THE CUPBOARD IS PRETTY BARE TO USE A PHRASE IN IT'S ORIGIN'S USE.  I imagine that Cupboard Being Bare is a reference to Snack Cupboard Selection being limited.  Either that or some Indian And The Cupboard thing.  Hmm.  Gonna start tootsie pop now I FEEL.  Sounds like the RIGHT MOVE.  Anyway the good news is I SPECIFIED IN Word Document that For the first week of Flog I had handfuls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch here and there throughout the day.  IT'S IMPORTANT I'M 100% HONEST.  Especially because gotta imagine every time I have some cinnamon toast crunch it influences my Blood Sugar Level.  And without this info VERY DIFFERENT READING OF TE BLOOG SUGAR LEVEL RESULTS compared to WITH this info.  GOTTA DO THE RIGHT TING.  BE 100% UPFRONT AND HONEST.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Didn't start 2nd Free Cinnamon Toast Crunch Box we got yet.  Hopefully start it tomorrow morning.  With balanced breakfast!  IT'S THE WAY TO GO I THINK.  Seven walks today.  Not bad!  Also the FOUR walks were CitYStreet Walks and not Park Walks.  ONLY THREE Park Walks.  AMAZING.  The good news is what kinda delicious snack can I have tonight?  Maybe another small Fiber Brownie.  Maybe a SLIGHTLY LARGER Keto Brownie.  Maybe NOTHING.  Maybe Iced Cream.  Mayb SOMETIN ELSE.  WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM.  Get off my back about it and whatknot!  Anyway.  Kinda liked The Wire Season III this time around!  UNOFFENSIVE.  Just sorta WENT BY thus far and it was pretty simple to absorb.  STILL ANOTHER 2 or 3 episodes though.  MIGHT BECOME MORE DIFFICULT at any moment.  CURRENT BakeryBreakfast I'm getting from Super Market is a 4 PART'R Pretty-Big-But-NotHuge Chocolate Chip Cookie thing.  What is it EXACTLY?  Old School Soft-Baked Chocolate Chunk Cookies.  SOUNDS GOOD.  Wonder if soft baked corresponds to Soft To Eat.  MY GUESS IS YES.
   Last paragraph!  Gonna bite down into tootsie pop any moment now.  Anyawy.  You see the term soft-baked and your first association is oh good I like soft cookies. At least that's MINE.  But it's INACCURATE INTERPRETAOTIN.  Soft baked means the process of BAKING IT was a SOFT BAKING.  Has NOTHING TO DO with the consistancy of the cookie CURRENTLY.  I don't think that's accurate.  I think soft baked just means, "It was baked in a fashion to make it Ultimately Soft."  OH DO I NOW.  SUDDENLY I'M A BIG TINKER AM I.  Huh.  In the process of chewing the tootsie roll inside the tootsie pop right now.  DELIGHTFUL.  Gonna have to add even mroe stuff to Super Market Snack Order than I thought.  CUPBAORDS BARE.  I can't express this enough!  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Hopefully it doesn't take me three hours to plug phone in again tonight.  Huh.  WELL entrys done.  See ya later you fools.  Idiots.  Watever.  Same thing.  See ya.

-7:53 P.M.

Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Good Thing You're Reading This

    Hey friends!  10:26 AM!  Took early walk, then got bloodwork done, then took walk, NOW I'M HERE.  Gonna fit in all the regular walks Real Regular Like.  HOWEVER what I'm accomplishing between walks is PUSHED BACK one session.  On account of the bloodwork!  I AM DOING ACT ONE between walks II and III instead of I and II thusly.  And everything else gets bushed back THUS THUSLY as well.  Anyway.  Checked my weight on their scale!  About what I expected.  2-2.5 LB higher than what Endocrine Scale and Home Scale agreed on.  THAT'S THE STANDARD.  Their scale is REUGLARLY that much higher.  Had a good amount of NightMight snacking.  Not good in that I'M HAPPY About it.  Good in that it's A MODERATELY RELATIVELY HIGH amount.  GOOD MEANS A LOT.  Get with the times.  Drinking diet root beer out of CIGARETTE STORE BEER GLASS.  It was the wrong move.  I thought it'd be fun.  It's not.  But now I'm committed to using this glass ALL DAY.  Maybe it gets more fun as the day goes on.  I dunno.
    Had last Wedding Cookie I had left as well as SMALLER Iced Cream Sandwich for breakfast.  STILL AWAYS AWAY from lunch.  But i'm gettin' hungry!  Lunch gonna be NORMALLY 3-3.5 hours.  Maybe I have it slightly earlier today.  SAY 2.45 hours.  IT COULD HAPPEN. Next three meals are presumably bagel with egg white, turkey sandwich (WITH PERHAPS COMPREHENSIVE FIBER BAR SIDE?), and turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti.  LUNCH TODAY, DINNER TONIGHT, LUNCH TOMORROW.  Leaning towards bagel or sandwich for lunch today.  LEANING TOWARDS SANDWICH.  Sandwich isn't the most exciting thing BUT THAT FIBER BAR IS.  Then again BAGEL AND EGG WHITE, delicious, what else is up.  NOT HAPPY with my Sitting Blood Pressure.  Under 100.  Blood gonna have to start picking up the slack!  Not carrying it's weight these days!  Pressure-wise.  Guess I'm wokring on Cleaning Bathroom between walks V and VI.  Presumably do about the same thing as yesterday.  Put on a 35-50 minute album and WORK THAT SUCKER TO COMPLETION.
     Anyway.  POSSIBLE I have 2 beers tonight.  That's what I was AIMING for.  Maybe I approach the night and feel like saving it for tomorrow night or something, I DUNNO.  We'll see how it, "Goes."  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Chocolate Candy Day.  WOW.  NOW YOU GOT MY ATTENTION.  I'll have some chocolate candy.  WHAT KIDNA CHOCOLATE CANDY DOES CALENDAR HAVE IN MIND EXACTLY.  Stock picture of a bowl of m'n'ms.  WOW.  I haven't had m'n'm in a while but I TINK I'D LIKE SOME PLEASE.  That's the main reason I'm strongly considering Sandwich for lunch.  COMPREHENSIVE FIBER BAR as sandwichside.  CHOCOLATE CHIP AND DRIZZLE OF CHOCOLATE ARE KEY PART OF THE BAR.  So that's something to consider.  MAY WE live in a world I have chocolate adjacent Snack NOW or something?  Sure why not.  We DO live in that world.  Not gonna do it but that's STILL the world we live in.  Anyway.  Excited to see WEB PAGE of New Recreation Marijuana Spot opening up this week in Manhattan.  I HOPE they show their INVENTORY and whatknot.  I WANNA SEE what kinda stuff I'd be dealing with.
   OH I BUY this sort of thing, that sort of thing.  Methods of ingestion as well as varieties of Drug.  SHOULD BE INTERESTING.  Pretty happy about temperature.  We're talkin 97.8 degrees.  Could be a lot worse than that.  Anyway, phone charged completely over night!  Amazing.  It's possible today would be a decent day to get a multi-part'r DOORDASH lunch for myself.  But nothin' really seems to be THE BEST choice.  MORE ORLESS if I get no Doordash this week my Bonus Meals will be Bagel With Egg White AND probably an upcoming CHICKEN or GRILLED CHICKEN Roll from Pizzeria in a couple of days.  OR I could get a delivery that replaces those two things (and probably ADDS ON A TIRD thing that cuts into next week).  LOOK lots of delicious options but nothing that STANDS OUT AS PERECT.  Chipotle would be good but it'd have to be THREE MEALS (2 burrito bowls split into 2/3rds of bowl per meal).  Chinese food would be good but PROBABLY TOO MUCH CALORIES.  TOHSE ARE THE MAIN TWO IDEAS I HAD.  Huh.  I'd DIG some rice though.  Let's be honest.  Especially pork fried rice.  GOTTA KEEP IT 100.  I WOULD EAT RICE IF THAT'S WHAT IT CAME DOWN TO.
   Coffee after this paragraph.  HMM.  Poured some orange soda into beer glass.  GLASS LOOKS REAL COOL.  Not sure what it is but having the Orange Filling for the glass makes it look NIFTY.  GO FIGURE.  Anyway lunch can be in as soon as TWO HOURS FOURTY FIVE MINUTES I FEEL.  Solid turkey sandwich and fiber bar.  Gonna be pretty good all things considered!  TEN WHAT IS DINNER.  Leaning towards bagel with egg!  THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO EAT MORE TAN THE OTER TING.  TURKEY MATLOAF.  What else is going on and crap.  I can see myself getting through Cleaning Bathroom Floor.  Pretty simple.  I know what to do.  Think I'll start IN FRONT OF DOOR and then work my way through the room UP TILL BATHTUB APPEARS.  Reasonable I could fit in all of it in about fourty minutes.  AMAZING.  Lotta hair.  Not sure where all this hair is coming from.  It's not FACIAL hair.  Maybe it is facial hair.  It LOOKS like longer hair than facial hair BUT it's hair BUNCHED TOGETHER.  Could be lots of facial hair bunched together.  Otherwise I dunno where it comes from.  Scalp Hair and Pubic Hair ARE OUT OF TE QUESTION.  Coffee time.
   SHOULD I consider having balanced breakfast instead of bagel with egg white?  IT'S POSSIBLE.  I could even considering it having Upcoming Lunch!  I HAD HALF A DOZEN CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCHES while getting coffee. LEADING ME to be passionate about having MORE cinnamon toast crunches.  WHICH WOULD BE INCLUDED in your Balanced Breakfast For Lunch.  Huh.  Stick with sandwich and fiber bar for now, I think!  That's the way to go.  Anyway now that bloodwork morning is done what's the next Chore Thing I gotta do that interrupts my morning.  Might be Friday Morning Super Market delivery.  WOW.  That's DAYS away. I got plenty of time to have Regular Uninterrupted mornings.  Huh.  First walk today was SHORTENED.  Normally this ParkWalk is about 25 minutes.  This time EVERY MINUTE COUNTED because I had to leave for blood work right when I got home from walk.  CUT IT SHORT ABOUT SIX MINUTES.  Was only about 18, 19 minute long walk!  OH WELL.
   Seventh paragraph!  How long do I have to write these four paragraphs.  I dunno how does THIRTY FIVE MINUTES STRIKE YA.  Pretty good!  Can't wait till I get to the point in Flog in a week where I'm recording that I'm having Steak and Stuffed Mushroom for dinner three out of four nights in a row.  Endocrine Lady gonna be like WAIT WHAT.  TIS JERK HAVING MIDSHELF SURF N TURF EVERY OTHER DAY OF THE WEEK??!  Little does she know it's ONE MEAL of em and I spread it out.  Maybe she could figure that out.  I dunno.  She'd have to be really ON THE BALL to figure that out without any prompting.  Oh well what can ya do.  Is there ANY possibility that she'll have some answers or some sort of remedy or treatment for NightMight Night Eating Syndrome going forward?  I think it's possible!  I don't think she was familiar with NES going into the appointment but I assume she's reading up on it NOW. SHE CAN HELP ME SHE'S A DOCTOR.
   Eighth paragraph!  Huh.  I realized maybe it's BECAUSE I'm on SSRIS.  One treatment is ya take em.  Which is a type of Anti-Depressant as well as having other uses.  I'M ON one or two.  So it could EASILY be oh actually For me it CAUSES IT, not prevents it.  So maybe if I drop that Anti-Depressant WHATEVER IT MAY BE THAT Would help me.  Gonna have to look into that.  What else do I got going on for me.  Listened to New In Alternative playlist.  It's going okay!  I like these songs fine.  Presumably I have COLD turkey and maybe SLIGHTLY toasted sandwich thins for bread.  Hmm.  Sounds like the generic way to go.  Don't wanna MAKE WAVES by microwaving turkey. MICRO WAVES.  I'm SICK of Microwaves. I want a MACROWAVE.  THAT'S HOW I CHOOSE TO LIVE MY LUNCHES.  What else is going on and crap.  Maybe I have balanced breakfast.  What do I know.  Who gives a fig.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Good deal.  SHOULD I cut sandwich in half?  Probably not!  What else is up!  Haven't had a Quest bar since I re-upped with them last Thursday.  It'll be good when I do though. Delicious!  Recorded the accurate time and thing I ate I think TWICE for NightMight.  Another one or two things I MISSED.  So that's halfway there I guess.  Been wearing one sock with TONS of BIG holes in it but for some reason it doesn't bother me. I think the holes are JUST SO STRATEGICALLY PLACES that it doesn't feel uncomfortable when walkin' around IN OR OUT OF SHOE.  GO FIGURE.  Maybe I just learnt to live with holy socks.  GOOD.  Maybe the holes are so big THEY DON'T REGISTER AS HOLES.  If anything it's more like Just Not Wearing A Sock which obviously isn't uncomfortable because It's Just Normal.  And the sock that THERE IS is TEH EXCEPTION THAT PROVES TEH RULE.  Something like that.
    Last paragraph!  Amazing.  Got comprehensive fiber bar in fridge.  This is ONE bar which is ARGUABLE whether its better in fridge or From Cabinet.  There's surely a difference, no question about that.  But it's DEBATABLE which is better.  SOMETIMES YA WANT ONE, SOMETIMES TEH OTHER.  Right now I'm PREPARING FOR EITHER POSSIBILITY.  I have another one NOT in fridge.  So I can determine AT THE TIME OF CONSUMPTION whether I want The Fridge One or The Cabinet One.  IT'S GONNA BE GOOD I FEEL.  Hmm.  Either way GONNA UNWRAP IT.  No eating the wrapping for me!  THAT'S NOT HOW I DO TINGS.  Anyway I dunno.  I'd be real happy to finish this paragraph RIGHT NOW, but that's just not the world we live in.  We live on the world I need to write 2-4 more sentences for some reason.  I don't think I'm gonna microwave the turkey.  That never works out.  Gotta go with Cold Turkey.  May not be THE GREATEST but it's THE BEST OPTION WE HAVE.  Huh. I'll be back in a bit!

for some reason we're here

    Hey friends.  What's going on and crap.  How long should I am to give myself for this act.  I dunno TIRTY FIVE MINUTES?  Okay!  Probably gonna have the turkey sandwich with fiber bar for lunch.  Probably in about 2 hours!  NOT SURE what I'm doing for beer TONIGHT AND UPCOMING NIGHTS.  Starting to Re-Think my Beer Routine.  I was doing pretty good when I was having 2 a night for about a month or six weeks.  Then I stopped completely for Diet.  Then I resumed because hey why not.  Now I figure I might resume all the way back to twice daily!  It's not a crazy amount of calories AND IT WAS ENJOYABLE AND WORKABLE.  So that might be the way I go.  FOURTEEEN CANS A WEEK.  I dunno about that.  If I'm getting packs of six packs, it'd be nice and EVEN if I had FIFTEEN beers a week.  Alternate between 2 6 packs and 3 6 packs every week EXACTLY.  Remains NICE AND CLEAN.  And I just have a Bonus Beer ONCE A WEEK.  SOUNDS LIKE FUN.  I'd just be sitting around and be like HEY I HAVEN'T HAD BONUS BEER YET TIS WEEK.  GONNA DO THAT.  Sounds reasonable.
   Anyway.  Got some coffee going.  Some diet coke.  GUINNESS GLASS doesn't look so spiffy with diet coke.  NOT LIKE ORANGE.  Anyway what else is up.  Guess I watch some The Wire after shower up through lunch.  NO PROGRESS on getting phone.  I better make some progress today.  No Time Like Today!  So that's good.  Am I 100% committed to turkey sandwich and fiber bar for lunch.  Not really.  But it remains WAY AHEAD of other options.  It's SOLID.  Anyway I still gotta write 3.5 paragraphs.  VERY little inspiration to do it though.  Gotta come up with something I guess.  Maybe I'd prefer some small Flamin/Onion chips instead of fiber bar.  MY ENTHUSIASM FOR SWEET FIBER BAR HAS DROPPED OVER THE LAST HOUR.  I can have less comprehensive Sweet Fiber-Ish Bar as AFTERNOON SNACK.  And have some Not Crumbs But Certainly Not Full Chips of Flamin/Onion chips with sandwich.  OVErALL that'd be less calories.  AND PERHAPS MORE, "IN-TUNE," with what I want RIGHT NOW.
   Ugh.  Three paragraphs to go.  Maybe delicious small iced cream sandwich as sandwichside.  I dunno!  The point is I need to write 3 more paragraphs.  It's gonna be TOUGH but on the other hand IT WILL HAPPEN RELATIVELY QUICKLY.  Maybe not as Quick as normal, but even if it takes me a while, it'll STILL BE RELATIVELY QUICK IN TEH RELATIVE SENSE.  And then once its done IT'S DONE FOR GOOD.  NO RETURNING TO ACT II OF TODAY AGAIN EVER IN MY LIFE.  Move on UNTO the next thing!  WALK FOUR.  SHOWER.  RELAX.  LUNCH.  WALK. ...CLEAN-UP-TIME.  WOW sounds like A NICE PERIOD OF RELAXATION AND LUNCH is soon.  That's something we can all get enthusiastic about.  Not sure what would be your motivation.  But you COULD technically achieve it if you felt that was your best move.  Huh.  MIGHT START WORKING IN SLIGHTLY LARGER BREAKFASTS.  Ya konw, like 380 calorie Sweet two or so times a week instead of YOUR AVERAGE 300 calorie Sweet.  IT"S A SMALL DIFFERENCE THAT WOULD MAKE A BIG... Difference.
   Least to Least paragraph of the act.  Okay.  You know like a BROWNIE is one ofthose BiggerBReakfasts.  Or maybe a STAND ALONE black and white instead of getting the mini ones.  STAND ALONE is probably equivalent of THREE mini ones.  Whereas the standard brekafast for mini ones was TWO AND A HALF.  So that's good.  I dunno.  What else is going on and crap.  WOW IMAGINE WAKING UP TO HAVE THAT NICE REAL DENSE BROWNIE.  It'd be CRAZY I feel.  What else do I got going for. Oh, I know.  THAT DENSE BROWNIE ISN'T JUST DENSE.  ALSO HEARTY.  Oh okay sure.  Hmm.  Less than a paragraph and a half to go.  Well BARELY.  I guess what already exists of this paragraph is SLIGHTLY more than half of your standard size paragraph.  BUT IT'S CLOSE.  I mean AT THIS POINT sure you could say it's more than half FOR SURE.  But a few sentences ago, it was just Regular More Or Less Half.  BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'RE WAY PAST TE POINT NOW.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  Good deal!  Hmm.  Should I try to get some reading in today?  Sure, why not!  Jeff Tweedy.  Seems simple enough.  These chapters are like FOUR TO EIGHT minutes long.  In terms of Length Of Time To Read Them.  Not a huge commitment to read one chapter.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Lunch is in Oh I Don't Know AN HOUR TWENTY FIVE MINUTES?  You know, how long A SHORT MOVIE IS?  NOT INCLUDING CLOSING CREDITS?  What else is up.  I dunno.  Maybe get some Chinese Food DIRECTLY AFTER Endocrine Weigh In in 8 days.  THEN INDULGE in some Chinese Food for Several Lunches.  SOUNDS GOOD.  NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO.  GENERALLY TSO'S CHICKEN.  I guess that's it for now.  I MADE IT.  I'm not happy about how it all went down BUT THE IMPORTANT TING IS TIME PASSED AND I MORE OR LESS FULFILLED MY DUTIES.  YEAH!  See ya in a little bit.

Chew On That For A While

    Hey friends.  Got orange tootsie pop going on.  No beer tonight!  Had bagel + 1/3rd Egg White for dinner.  Had turkey sandwich + 1/1 Comprehensive Fiber Bar for lunch!  Spent about 25 minutes cleaning up Bathroom Floor.  Made some GOOD progress.  Listened to some B-SIDES Ted Leo Album During Which What And Whatknot.  Took all the eight walks!  Whatta do with NO BEER rest of the night after this.  Figure I can make some progress with OIL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.  AND THEN another one or two MORE Tales In The Crypt episodes.  OIL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL IS A TALES IN THE CRYPT EPISODE.  I guess it's too late to tell you that now. You either figured it out on your own OR I've already lost you!  Either way we've got to both move on with My Life.  Lookin' forward to tomorrow.  Probably have beer tomorrow night.  Either BOTH the beer for tomorrow  and then skip Thursday, or DO ONE A KNIGHT for the next two nights to CARRY ME UNTIL Re-Up.
   Made a lot of progress in That Wire.  ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M HALFWAY INTO THE SERIES.  It seems like it was BUT YESTERDAY I was starting over with The Wire at SEASON I EPISODE I.  NOW I think I'm closer to the end than the beginning.  So that's good. NO IT ISN'T IT'S BAD.  Things are only good WHEN STARTING OUT.  Especially REPEAT TINGS.  If you're enjoying a Repeat Thing, the more you get into it, THE LESS NOVELTY IT HAS.  Let's talk about it.  Ok maybe later.  Huh.  Hopefully have some balanced breakfast tomorrow.  But IF NOT I guess I could have some sort of variation on a classic breakfast.  I don't think I got any pop tarts left!  SUBSITUTE QUEST BAR FOR POP TERT OR SOMETHIN, I DUNNO.  Anyway. Tomorry LUNCH gonna be Turkey Meatloaf and Health Spaghetti.  Or AS IT WILL GO DOWN IN FLOG Turkey Meatloaf, Spaghetti.  I WILL specify the meatloaf is turkey but I WILL NOT specify the spaghetti is cauliflower.  Not 100% Why!  JUST AN INSTINCT.
   Three paragraphs to go.  PART OF THE REASON is I'm not 100% it's cauliflower!  I feel like there's about a 90% chance it's Cauliflower Spaghetti.  Might be some other kinda Health Spaghetti and I'm mis-remembering it.  Either way OH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO.  Bite into orange tootsie pop.  Almost done chewing up the remnants of that.  Wonderful.  Got room for one more snack tonight.  Maybe another tootsie pop, even!  I DUNNO ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.  The good news is Hey halfway into Act III.  That's BETTER than starting Act III, though.  BECAUSE I WANT IT TO END.  That's the main premise of what I'm getting out of Act III Today.  FINISHING IT at some point.  It's gonna be great!  Hmm.  What to do tomorrow in bathroom.  Could do maybe Most Of Bathtub.  That way I'll have Most Of Everything Done But None Of It 100%.  ALL SURFACES, FLOOR, BATHTUB will be 90% cleaner but THEN IT'S TIME TO REALLY GET TO WORK.
   OR DECLARE VICTORY at being 90% better across the board.  SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.  WOW Fresh Direct offers A NEW THING in Fresh Meals they make.  STEAMED DUMPLINGS.  Like a Chinese Restaurant Appetizer type thing!  VEGETABLE, SHRIMP, CHICKENS, PORK... ALL THE WAYS.  That's solidly something I'll probably give a shot.  THEY HAVE A SPECIFICALLY Kung Pao Chicken DUMPLING.  THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER.  Amazing.  What else do I got going on for me.  Presumably get phone charging overnight.  I've had good succeess TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW of It Starting Charging Relatively Easy AND It Staying Charging To Completition All Night.  Huh.  Go figure.  What else is up.  Guess what.  NO FUCKIN CAULIFLOWER IN THIS SPAGHETTI.  "Whole Wheat Spaghetti," in which they hid, "Buttersquash Noodles and Zucchini."   I'm seeing A WHOLE LOT OF TINGS and NONE OF EM ARE CAULIFLOWER.  WELL I guess I loook pretty smart for SAYING NOTHING TO ENDOCRINE LADY then don't I.
   Last paragraph!  What else do I got going on for me.  Went to bed real early yesterday.  We're talkin CLOCKED OUT at around 9:15 PM.  Is, "Clocked Out," a phrase.  And if so does it apply here.  I'm gonna say 80% chance it's a phrase and 70% chance it applies here.  Not 70% OF the 80%.  There's a TOTAL 70% that it applies here.  Not a 7 out of 10 fraction WITIN The 80% chance it's ap hrase.  HMM SOUNDS GOOD what else is up.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  Better check to see if I have pop tarts.  I think MATHEMATICALLY I was TALLYING that I'd be done with my supply after the lat one.  However I GOT A GUT FEELIGN there might be some more.  I'll keep you updated on this situation Way Past The Time It's Done Progressing.  Anyway.  Hopefully no NightMight snacking tonight!  On the other hand ENDOCRINE LADY would be gettin some GOOD DATA and INPUT if I do nightmight snacking and keep track.  HOWEVER OVERALL for me and my life I'M BEST OFF WITHOUT IT. Huh.  That's it for now.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:12 P.M.

Monday, December 26, 2022

No, Nothing Yet

    Hey friends!  9:25 AM!  Right on Early Time and whatknot.  Had a mere ONE NightMight Snack.  I recorded the time.  I recorded what it was!  NOT BAD AT ALL.  It was just Some cinnamon toast crunch.  Enough that I'll round it up to a small snack as opposed to a large amount of UnaccountedFor.  Either way, had Classic Breakfast! ALMOST OUT OF POP TARTS I TINK.  I TINK I'm down to only one more Blueberry Pop Tart for the rest of the week!  OH NO.  That's FOUR Breakfasts until I have a breakfast POST Re-Up.  Oh well what can ya do.  Got egg whites for balancedbreakfasts!  Could have a Classic Breakfast but with FIBER or QUEST bar instead of Pop Tart.  I got lots of options!  HEY phone charged all the way up to 100% overnight.  GOOD DEAL.  Don't gotta worry about re-charging it until TONIGHT I think.  NO PROGRESS yet on New phone.  First step is seeing what phones work with My Plan.  Phone plan.  THE PHONE BILL.  They got phones you can get for discount and/or maybe free.  I NEED THAT CONTEXT.
   Hmm.  Dinner'll be bison burger with PERHAPS a small amount of side.  SUCH AS REMNANTS OF POP CHIPS PERHAPS.  Lunch?  Not excited about any lunch yet.  Turkey meatloaf, turkey sandwich, or herbed chicken are the FRESH lunches I got to last me the next 4 days.  Possible UNFRESH Lunch could be Toaster Breakfast Pockets.  I'm, "INTO," giving that a shot.  Anyway.  First New York Recreational Marijuana shop opens this week.  WOW.  I bet they sell a lot of marijuana.  That's what I would do if I were them.  Anyway, between seasons II and III of That Wire.  Up to Well Cooked Hams in Tales In The Crypt.  Started 2022 Playlist of SUPERBLOOM.  ALL THE SUPERBLOOM TOP HITS of 2022.  I dunno.  These aren't MY Favorite Top Hits. THEY'LL DO but my favorite 2022 hits were possibly from 2021.  Huh.  BALANCED BREAKFAST.  Is that a lunch possibility.  Sure why not. How about BAGEL with egg white.  Sure why not that could be good too.
   Okay.  NATIONAL Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Fruitcake Day.  Huh.  Sounds like cake infused with fruit.  Probably CHUNKS of fruit.  Not fruit JUICE or anything.  Lemme LTURQ.  HMM DRIED FRUIT.  With NUTS, SUGAR, and SATURATED WITH YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOL.  That sounds not so bad!  I'd try some of my Favorite Alcohol!  I PICK WHISKEY.  What brand?  I DUNNO.  I've gone through phases of Southern Comfort, Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker Red.  WOW ALL OF THOSE SOUND AMAZING.  Really makes ya wanna eat some Fruitcake.  What else is up.  Probably no drinking alcohol tonight.  So that's good.  HEY I could have Wedding Cookie Breakfast this week.  I got THREE Wedding Cookie Cookies.  All of em is probably too big for breakfast.  Two point five is probably reasonable.  TWO is even more reasonable.  I COULD SEE MYSELF DOING A 2.5.  AMAZING.  What a great development!  I enjoyed that Wedding Cookie Halves I had last night but was resigned to never having any more.  NOW I WILL HAVE MORE AND IT'LL BE GREAT.
   Fourth paragraph.  How many walks we talkin' today.  Probably gonna aim for eight again even though six or seven is just fine.  Maybe aim for six or seven.  What do I know.  Who cares.  Maybe I'm leaning towards bagel with egg white for lunch.  Who cares.  Wrote about overnight Cinnamon Toast Crunch in FLOG. Despite not writing the other 29 out of 30 times I had at least a handful of Cinnamon Toast Crunch over the last four days.  IT WAS MORE AND IT WAS MORE RELEVANT.  So that's good.  SEASON III of the wire?  WHY THAT'S THE HAMPSTERDAM SEASON.  Does MARLOW start making moves in this season?  I KNOW OTHERS DO.  JERK WHITE POLITICIAN STARTS MAKIN SOME MOVES.  What's his name.  EARL GREY.  ROLAND PREZBELEWSKI.  TOMMY CARCETTI.  Oh wait it IS that last one exactly.  His name IS Tommy Carcetti.  SPELLING CHOICES MINE.  Whose Earl Grey.  Some kind of Whiskey.  Oh.  Some kind of Tea.  TALK ABOUT YOUR WEAK TEA.  Okay.
   Fifth paragraph!  Coffee after this one!  Do people in Baltimore REALLY talk like how all these people talk.  Or did the Dialogue Writers just make it all up completely.  THIS WHOLE TIME we're like holy shit what great ears for how the different dialects in Baltimore are spoken.  THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING. COULD BE A TOTAL SCAM.  They just fucking bullshitted all these WAYS OF SPEAK and we bought in hook line AND/OR sinker.  Oh well that's a pretty big accomplishment on its own.  In a way PERHAPS MORE IMPRESSIVE.   Hmm.  Both Stringer Bell and Jimmy McNulty are actually BRITISH?  WHAT IS TIS ONE BIG JOKE TO THEM.  I knew that SEPARATELY the actors were British.  Didn't occur to me until yesterday or the day before WAIT A SECOND they're WORKING TOGETHER as Brits MAKING A MOCKERY OF OUR DIALECTS.  LAUGHING AT US behind our backs.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  Anyway time for some coffee I guess.
   HMM.  Had a good idea.  Instead of doing Pructive book reading for the next few days, do some Productive CLEANING MY BATHROOM.  I feel like if I devote 30-150 minutes to it a day, it shouldn't take more than 2-5 days.  JUST DO TAHT INSTEAD OF READING.  I'm in the right mindspace to do it!  IN SOME WAYS it's less intensive stress than reading.  READING I gotta make sure I'm absorbing knowledge and World Context and whatknot.  CLEANING?  I just DO IT.  And continue doing it STEP BY STEP till its done.  AND TE WORK SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.  Fine.  I can do that.  I'LL START TODAY EVEN.  Sounds good.  Maybe drop 1 walk in middle of the day to give me longer/more convenient chunks of time.  Makes sense.  DOING IT burns calories itself.  Gotta WAX ON, WAX OFF and stuff like that.  IT'S EXERCISE.  EXERCISE MY RIGHT TO CHOOSE.  Anyway.  IN ANOTHER WORLD I might have the three Wedding Cookies I have right now FOR LUNCH.  Not sure what's wrong with this world that I can'd do that.  Oh well.
   Seventh paragraph.  Amazing.  Get that cleaning done real good.  Why not.  I'm capable of being able to do reasonable remedial tasks like that.  It would seem so at least.  WHAT do I got going on in background while doing it.  TV?  MUSIC?  NOTIN?  Makes sense to put some music on on the MIDSHELF SPEAKERS I got going on.  Some nice Cleaning music.  Taking Care Of Business.  That sort of song.  Because I'd be Taking Care Of Business.  BACHMAN-TURNER OVERDRIVE?  I always WONDERED what that band was.  Overdrive is some sort of SETTING or EFFECT that guitars could HAVE or BE UNDER.  Not 100% what it means but suffice to say TE MORE OVER DRIVE, THE COOLER.  Less overdrive is your BORING STANDARD Clean Guitar Sound. MORE OVERDRIVE?  NOW WE'RE GETTIN REALL HEAVY WITH IT AND WHATKNOT.  So that's good.  How much time do I have to write the next 3 paragraphs.  I dunno.  How about twenty seven minutes.  Okay sure why not.
   YEAH.  Ok.  ONE DAY is sink/surrounding surfaces.  ONE DAY is toilet and seat and cover and whatknot surfaces.  ONE DAY is floor.  ONE DAY is bathtub.  Not all EQUALLY intense and time consuming.  FLOOR is gonna probably the biggest one.  But it's a nice EVEN way to think about it and approach it.  And It's not open ended or anything.  All of a sudden I got a GREAT idea and plan of how to approach it. TODAY GONNA BE SINK AND SURROUNDING SURFACE AREA.  Which is the one part of the bathroom I cleaned RELATIVELY recently, about 2 months ago.  DO IT AGAIN TODAY.  Then tomorrow is Oh I Don't Know TOILET.  Then the day after is FLOOR.  THEN AFTER THAT IS BATHTUB.  BOOM.  Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday!  DONE BY FRIDAY IT WOULD APPEAR.  Good deal.  What else is up.  Lotta the muck in toilet and on toilet is pretty permanent.  I'll do the best I can though!  I dunno about THE BEST.  I'll do the best I can While Doing It Extremely Mediocrely!  THAT MIGHT BE OVERSELLIGN IT TOO but lets go with that.  Huh.  Two paragraphs to go!
   Sure.  Not gonna get a communal dinner tomorrow night either.  I got plenty of room to have Fresh Lunches I'm Committed to while also having a lunch that isn't 100% necessary or two.  AMAZING.  What else is up and crap  While I'm at it, I could spend another day or two cleaning surfaces in MY room.  We'll see how necessary that is when it comes I guess.  What else is up and crap.  Gotta update FLOG with overnight/breakfast Eatings.  I wrote it down on PAPER NOTEBOOK to remember.  Now I gotta add it to MICROSOFT WORD document.  That's how that goes.  Not sure how I'm gonna print this sucker out!  I don't think I've ever printed something directly from my current computer.  Which I got about 2, 2.5 years ago!  COULD DEFINITELY EMAIL IT TO MYSELF and print it out from Dad's computer.  WE'LL SEE what the story is and whatknot when it comes.  Checked SCYFY channel yesterday to see if they were doing Twilight Zones for Christmas. NOPE.  Doin Harris Potters.  Oh well I can't fault them there.  That'd be a fun Christmas, too!
   Last paragraph before walk 2!  Huh.  WHAT TE HELL.  It keeps getting warmer AND IT WILL KEEP GETTING WARMER FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK.  Jumpin 5 or more degrees each day.  Hitting FIFTY SIX on Sunday.  THAT SEEMS NOT GREAT.  Convenient for ME but not convenient for PLANET.  COOL IT DOWN A BIT.  Anyway.  At this point should we be actively celebrating When It's Cold.  It's like in BASEBALL.  There's a 162 game season.  ONE GAME isn't gonna make or break your record.  But you still ALL THE SAME are invested in winning any random single game.  ANY RANDOM DAY ON EARTH that's colder is A SMALL RESULT THAT COULD HELP OFFSET global warming.  YES I KNOW VERY SMALL.  But at the same time... KINDA RELEVANT.  We'd need more INFO and MODELS and STATISTICS to comprehend What's A Good Day To Root For and/or To Celebrate After The Fact.  But I think We SHOULD AND COULD figure this out.  Anyway.  Gonna go take a walk now.  Be back soon.

explain it to me once more

    Hey.  Guess I listened to some more 2022 SuperBloom.  Not bad!  There's worse ways to spend your time.  Hmm.  Probably gonna clean Sink & Associated Surfaces between Walk IV and Lunch.  I'm GUESSING it'll take me 10-30 minutes.  PRETTY EASY AND PRETTY QUICK.  Amazing. Also IN NONE OF IT do I need to confront Hard Truths and Easy Questions about WHAT'S AMAERICAN HISTORY REALLY ALL ABOUT.  From a CHAPTERBOOK'S PERSPECTIVE AT LEAST.  So that's good.  Lookin like I'll have Bagel with Egg White for lunch.  PROBABLY A TIRD of the Egg White I got.  POSSIBLE I should have entire half.  PROBABLY WON'T.  What kinda crap am I gonna listen to during SinkSurfaceCleaning.  I could put on TV and listen to it while cleaning.  I may ABSORB IT MORE.  Normally when I watch TV I'm looking at PhoneScreen and READING PhoneScreen in my head.  If I'm listening to TV butnot reading phonescreen I'M SEEING JUST ABOUT THE SAME AMOUNT but ABSORBING THE AUDIO-DIALOGUE EVEN MORE NOW.  So that's good I guess.  it's not BAD.
   Four paragraphs to go.  LOOKING AHEAD to future Dinners later in the week.  Solid chance I'm getting Pizzeria in a scenario I will need to get TWO meals from them.  LEAVING ME AN AVENUE to get CHICKEN ROLL for first time in a while.  Maybe try GRILLED chicken roll.  The chicken in grilled chicken roll is GRILLED whereas the chicken in chicken roll is NOT.  Also ya get BROCCOLI with Grilled Chicken Roll but NOT in Chicken Roll.  You get mozzarella cheese for both.  You get tomato sauce I TINK only with Chicken Roll.  Hmm either way I CAN'T GO WRONG.  Well I could go wrong one way.  BUT I CAN'T GO SO-FAR-OFF-REALLY-STRONGLY Wrong.  So that's good.  SPEAKING OF CHICKEN maybe I want that grilled chicken, sweet potatoe and broccoli meal for lunch today.  I dunno.  MAYBE I DO.  I thought I was ALL IN committed to Bagel with Egg White.  BUT NOW I JUST DON'T KNOW.  This is gonna be a tough one!
   Three paragraphs to go!  Phone at 95%.  AMAZING.  Is there anything tangibly better that I will gain from having a New Better Phone.  Besides it charging extremely easily I mean.  Maybe it being slightly smaller.  I'm used to the size of phone but it sticks out of back pants pocket.  Not a BIG deal but I guess THEORETICALLY it'd be cooler to have a phone that fits in their more SmugLike.  Huh.  Also it's important that IT DOES TEXT MESSAGING.  That's A DEAL BREAKER FOR ME.  I'm ALL ABOUT The Texts.  Huh.  Only about half of Act II left to write.  So that's good!  Anyway what else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Guess I'm gettin' started on some Season III of The Wire.  NOT SURE I'M A SEASON THREE FAN.  YES I know it's the HAMPSTERDAM SEASON but each of the other four seasons is more Focused on What Goes On During Them.  Third season is more a HODGEPODGE of several things NOT ENTIRELY ONE THING.  Then again you could say that for the later seasons too.  I think EACH PROGRESSIVE SEASON the scope gets widened such that the focus is Less on A SINGLE thing.  But it's TE THIRD SEASON this really starts to come into play!
   YEAH.  I don't like it. I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF TWO OR THREE THINGS TA ONCE.  I got THINGS to do.  Anyway, what else is going on and crap.  How long do I have between Shower after walk III and taking walk IV.  Lookin' like 30-40 minutes or so.  Sounds reasonable.  VERY reasonable.  ALMOST TOO REASONABLE.  Ya know what?  I'm gonna call it!  TOO REASONABLE.  Not happy about it.  It could stand to lose a little bit of reason!  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Still wearing sweatshirt jacket under winter jacket for walks today.  But by TOMORRY or so that might become unnecessary for a few days.  So that's good I guess!  What else is up.  NEW PHONE means FRESH START on free porn websites with algorithms.  Gonna get a new chance to build up some algorithsm to curate the feed to my NEWER, MORE RECENT tastes.  WONDER WHAT THAT'LL BE LIKE.  Maybe algorithms carry over from phone.  They SHOULDN'T.  But I'm sure they could figure a way to do it.  ALGORITHMS VERY CLEVER.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  What kinda crap am I using to clean sinksurface and surrounding surfaces besides water.  And Drying The Water.  Looks like CLOROX Cleaner & Bleach.  That's what I was using last time.  And if I was using it last time, someone must have told me to use it.  So I'm gonna roll the dice and assume the same person would tell me to use the same thing this time!  No way of knowing for sure though.  I could ask someone but that's not how I handle things.  So that's good.  Hey it FEELS like lunch is getting close but ACTUALLY NOT THAT CLOSE YET.  Still 2.5 hours away!  Oh well I can live with that.  What else is up.  Probably have the 8 walks today.  That'd be my guess based on all the information I have in front of me. So that's good!  HEY just spent a few minutes looking at latest blood work results from Endocrine Lady.  EVERYTING SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER HERE.  VERY WELL.  Huh.  I'll be back tonight.

Too Late For That

    Hey friends.  To write 5 more paragraphs.  TIME.  Or ME.  Meant to say TIME to write 5 more paragraphs.  But it's also accurate to say ME To Write 5 More Paragraphs.  Gonna be, "On," Choco Pop while doing it!  Had delicious herbed chicken, sweet potatoe, and broccoli for lunch.  CRAPTON of broccoli.  VERY happy with amount of broccoli.  Had bison burger with raw onion with SEVEN FREEDOM FRIES for dinner.  Mom had some left over fries.  I elected to have EIGHT of them.  I had one cold before dinner TO TEST IT OUT.  I liked what I saw in that fry.  ADDED SEVEN INTO OVEN a little bit later to have with dinner.  All in all it worked out pretty good EXCEPT for how I had to say French Fries in my Flog instead of Freedom Fries.  I don't think Endocrine Lady would UNDERSTAND ME if I wrote Freedom Fries.  Not like YOU.  YOU idiot(s) understand me just fine!  Could understand me more, I guess.  Who couldn't.  The point is WE'RE DOIN' GOOD.
   Delicious chocolate fiber brownie at Afternoon Snack.  NOT SO MUCH CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH today.  Gotta get up early tomorrow to get blood work.  Possibly Even Earlier Than Early to take walk.  TOOK 8 walks today.  Think I"m gonna stick with AIMING for 8 walks for the next week and a half still.  I GOT ANOTHER OFFICIAL ENDOCRINE WEIGH IN a mere 2 weeks since last one.  MIGHT AS WELL see if I can lose a bonus half a pound in that time period.  Anyway made some good progress in THAT WIRE.  I like the part where THE WIRE happens.  Not really.  Actually it's one of my LEAST favorite parts.  Huh.  What kinda breakfast we looking at for tomorrow.  Balanced Breakfast if I could manage it.  OTHERWISE Wedding Cookie Breakfast wouldn't be so bad!  NOT SO BAD AT ALL.  Huh.  MOVING FORWARD if I stick with having 9 beers a week, I think NEW GOOD IDEA ROUTINE is 3 Knights of 3 Beers a week.  POSSIBLY FRIDAY/SUNDAY/TUESDAY.  MAKES SENSE.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Got room for another small snack later on tonight if I feel like it.  The good news is I'm halfway into a Tales In The Crypt.  Figure I might stick with TALES for the rest of the night.  Makes sense to me AS WELL AS MANY OTHERS.  Hmm. No progress on getting new phone.  DID make progress on cleaning up bathroom, though!  Cleaned sink and surroundingsurface pretty good.  But it was already pretty clean FROM LAST TIME.  Spent some good work cleaning TOILET though.  BOWL, SINK, SEAT, COVER, UNDER TE SEAT, OUTSIDE OF BOWL, INSIDE OF BOWL.  Still a lot of Grime caked on accumulated in different elements of the toilet but I THINK I may have done the best I can do with it.  The point is IT TOOK ME 40-45 MINUTES TO DO WHATEVER IT IS THAT I DID.  Gotta do FLOOR, gotta do BATTUB, then also wanna clean down Surfaces in my RegularRoom.  Then see if I can do Toilet Bowl a bit better too.  ALL IN ALL I will divide is thusly by Just Doing 40, 45 minutes a day REGARDLESS of how progressed I am per MICRO-Tasks.
   No more tootsie pop.  I ate it all up.  Such is life.  What did I listen to while doing Bathroom?  Why it was only Ted Leo's The Tyranny Of Distance.  TO BE FAIR by the final 1:30 minute track I WAS DONE cleaning.  Just sort of TAKING A BREATHER while the album concluded itself.  So that's good.  I'm gonna be totally 100% upfront and honest with you. ...I was done cleaning only a quarter into the penultimate track.  AND TE PENULTIMATE TRACK WAS A LONG ONE.  Like 6 and a half minutes.  MEANING I had an entire six minutes or so left to Album even while Admitting Defeat In Terms Of Being Done Cleaning Today.  Oh well such is life.  Did the cleaning between Walk IV and Lunch.  PRESUMABLE normal time to Be Doing Cleaning the next week or week and a half or so.  THE GOOD NEWS IS WHAT ELSE.
   Huh.  I guess tomorrow is BathroomFloor.  MAYBE I fit in all of it.  Maybe I'm lucky to get halfway.  The point is THIS THING I think I can successfully clean 95% as long as I put the work in.  While for TOILET GRIME was accumulated and caked in pretty solidly.  Not much I can do I feel.  FLOOR THOUGH I got a FIGHTING CHANCE to address comprehensively.  Anyway.  SOLID chance I have 1 more snack tonight and it's FUDGESICLE.  You know, FUDGEISCLE: THE LOWEST CALORIE SNACK THERE IS?  40 CALORIES? BUT PRETTY DELICIOUS ANYWAY?  So that's good.  How many episodes left for season V Tales Crypt are there.  I'm gonna guess SIX.  FIVE AND A HALF.  Five full episodes PLUS the rest of the one I'm half-a-ways through.  Great. I'm gonna stop doing this now!  See ya tomorry.

-7:59 P.M. 

Sunday, December 25, 2022

Sure Why Not

    Hey friend!  9:11 AM!  Pretty early!  Gonna easily fit in standard 6-8 walks.  Had a lot of NightMight snacking!  Recorded exact times for most of em.  I'd say there were 3-4 sessions and I recorded times for 2-3 of them.  Not exact THINGS though.  Either way NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT BUT WHAT CAN YA DO.  Been doing a lot of NightMight snacking the last few days!  Probably about NO CALORIE SURPLUS OR DEFICIT.  Between everything I consumed and everything I burned the last 3 days since Endocrine Appointment, PROBABLY A WASH.  Which is NEGATIVE in one sense.  I had GOALS.  I had TARGETS I wanted to Estimate Hitting Per Day. I'M NOT HITTING THEM TARGETS. If I wanna hit them targets I gotta DO BETTER in the future to ACCOMMODATE. Either way what can ya do.  Had classic breakfast for breakfast.  Gonna have sushi or herbed chicken for lunch probably.  Dinner I DUNNO.  Lookin like a GriddleCenric.
   Hmm.  Still on TODAY'S HITS BEST OF 2022.  That'll last me another walk or three.  Huh.  No specific CHORE READING.  I can read WHAT, WHEN, and IF I feel like it.  Also I don't need to read REGIMENTED chapters that take over an hour to read.  Gives me a lot more leeway in terms of determining Length Of Reading Sessions.  Huh.  Phone charged a bit over night but not enough.  Went from 15% to around 44%.  I'd be charging it now but I'm afraid doing sit-up/push-ups would disconnect it. So WHY BOTHER.  I dunno.  THERE IS NO National Food Of The Tomorrow.  Decemebr 26th.  Nothin.  Maybe the Natoinal Foood IS Nothing.  They're IMPLYING don't just skip celebrating, but CELEBRATE THE SKIPPING.  I dunno.  If that were the case, they'd explain it better!  Mets concerned about Carlos Correa Health Physical.  That's great.  Wonder what'll happen with that.  Basically some other team signed him to SUPER CONTRACT, then were concerned about Health, and Mets were like HEY WE DON'T CARE WE'LL TAKE HIM.  And now THEY'RE concerned about his health.  KINDA FEELS LIKE THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDABLE.
   Third paragraph.  PROBABLY BURNED ABOUT AN OH I DON'T KNOW NINTH OF A POUND IN THE LAST 3 DAYS.  So that's good I guess.  At that rate I'll burn... 9 pounds... in 81 of these time periods.  Huh.  81. Good number.  9 x 9.  81 doesn't get the credit its due.  Had 2 beers last night.  Four beers left for next five days.  Thinkin about aiming for Skippin' Today.   Sounds about right.  WHERE should I put People'sHistory book away.  I picked a cabinet drawer at random to stuff it in.  Was it the right place?  Probably not!  Out of 2 dozen possible places to put it, I picked one at random.  WHAT ARE TEH ODDS its the riht place?  1 out of 2 dozen?  POSSIBLY.  As of now I'm gonna guess my brother is not coming today.  I dunno.  What else is going on and crap.  Guess I got about seven paragraphs to go for Act I!  AMAZING.
   Watched Child's Play III for a couple of minutes.  Then THAT DVD stopped working.  Starting to think it might be my XBOX 360 that's fucked up.  DVDS that I've watched half a dozen times AT MOST in my life ALL MALFUNCTIONING is less likely than this piece of crap XBOX is malfunctioning.  It is 16 years old!  ALMOST AS OLD AS MY YOUNG MANHOOD.  Maybe I buy a new exciting Video Game System.  I think they're still hard to get.  Like 2 years after they were released.  Probably not enough COBALT in the world to build them.  Huh.  Anyway.  Turkey meatloaf, turkey sandwich, or maybe Double Toaster Breakfast Sandwich Pocket are possible lunches too.  I think I'd be interested in trying them Toaster Breakfast Sandwich Pockets.  BUT it makes more sense to do a Fresh Meal I Gotta Eat first.  So that's good.
   Fifth paragraph!  Coffee after this one.  Huh.  If brother is coming over today, and we treat it as Holiday Occasion, does that mean we're getting Earlier Dinner?  COULD BE.  I dunno.  What kinda bullshit did I eat over night.  Some black and white.  PROBABLY some Pouch Of Mini Cookie.  FEELS LIKE ANOTHER TING OR TWO.  Possibly Popped Tart.  Oh well what can ya do.  If I wanted to read ACADEMIC-ISH Production Book next WHAT WOULD TAT BE.  Huh.  LET ME LOOK UP at a stack of half a dozen random books I have on Surface.  NAH NONE OF TOSE ARE GOOD.  Oh well what can ya do.  Guess I give up!  Hmm.  Not enough black and whites left for any more breakfasts.  Possibly not any left at all!  I could have finished them last night!  Either way HUH.  Definitely get me some GriddleCentric meal from Diner today.  Assuming we get diner today.  Which we probably will.  WE WILL BOTH GET TEM AND WE WILL BOTH ASSUME WE WILL GET THEM.  Coffee time.
   Okay.  Huh.  Took a look at TOASTER SCRAMBLES as they're called.  Not very hearty!  I KNEW THAT going into it.  But it was CONFIRMED By looking at them once again.  Either way, what can ya do.  LIE ABOUT WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST AGAIN.  Same lie as a day or two a go.  Not a WHITE LIE but not necessarily a MALICIOUS lie either.  Nor is it THE BIGGEST LIE.  Good.  This act isn't very good so far.  No reason to expect it'll get better.  Lots of reasons to suspect it'll get worse somehow!  Huh.  What else do I got going on for me.  How long do I have to write these 5 paragraphs.  Huh.  Let's say somethin' like thirty three minutes.  I dunno why exactly.  The good news is IT'LL ALL BE OVER SOON.  So that's good.  Howard Zinn died in 2010 but HIS HISTORY STOPS AROUND 2002.  HE WAS KEEPING HISTORY TO HIMSELF FOR A SOLID 8 or 9 YEARS.  Sure if I taught American History I'd use People'sHistory.  Not JUST People'sHistory.  But it'd be ONE OF TWO MAIN ONES.
   I dunno. Not really my choice. Gotta teach towards THE REGENTS.  Or the AP US HISTORY TEST as the case may be.  I DON'T DECIDE WHAT TO TEACH.  I just Teach What They Tell Me!  Huh.  Maybe I should be a teacher.  nah I ain't gonna do that.  gotta be something.  You'd think so wouldn't you.  Anyway, seventh paragraph.  Concerned that I'm not keeping track of eating handfuls of cereal throughout the day is mucking up my Flog.  She's gonna so BLOOD SUGAR LEVELS CHANGE and be like WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS ABOUT.  Also CHEWING GUM MIGHT DO IT TOO.  Either way oh well what can ya do.  I could write down everytime I consume something.  Nah I ain't gonna do that.  Huh.  Pretty cold today!  Not as cold as yesterday!  So that's good.  HOW COME THERE'S NO CARLOS CORREA INJURY CONCERN UPDATE IN 21 HOURS.  YOU're telling me TERE'S BEEN NO NEW INFO IN ALMOST AN ENTIRE DAY?  I'm not buying it!  SELL THAT CRAP ELSEWHERE.  Huh.  What's the next Tales In The Crypt.  COULD IT BE House Of Horror? YES.  Not only COULD IT BE BUT IT IS.
  Three paragraphs to go!  What else is going on and crap.  BERNIE SANDERS gets a mention in People'sHistory.  As an aside!  Zinn references some POLL or something or maybe REFERENDUM people of Vermont did at some point I TINK in 1980's and he throwsaway People Of Vermont had recently elected Bernie Sanders, A SOCIALIST, To Congress.  NOT BAD.  BERNIE SANDERS MADE IT INTO PEOPLE'S HISTORY FROM OVER TIRTY YEARS AGO.  IN RARE-IFIED COMPANY THERE!  These kinda references AREN'T ALL TAHT COMMON.  Anyway that's good.  What else is up.  Two and a half paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  IN GENERAL I'm aiming for six walks every day AS A RULE.  But then again when Ya OverEat a lot at nightmight, and then got plenty of time during the day for bonus walks, WHAT THE HELL ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO but TAKE TEM WALKS.
   Penultimate paragraph.   Are we allowed to say Merry Christmas these days.  I keep losing track.  I know we go back and forth between being allowed to say it and not.  Also SHOULD WE BE ALLOWED TO SAY IT?  I dunno!  That's for the voters to decide!  My opinion is irrelevant.  I SAY LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE.  What if I got to vote AS ONE OF TE PEOPLE.  I DEVOTE MY VOTE TO WHICHEVER SIDE EARNS MOST VOTES.  Sounds like I don't need to bother voting, then!  I can't imagine a scenario where there' a side that has more people voting for it BUT needs my vote to Get Them Over The Edge.  Unless the counting of the votes is wrong.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  THEN AGAIN if Everyone Else could just rely on ME to be THE ONE AND ONLY VOTE, KNOWING I WILL VOTE THE WAY THE MAJORITY OF OTHER PEOPLE WANNA VOTE, then I CAN vote and no one else would have to.  That'd be EFFECTIVE ALTRUISM.  GIVE EVERYONE ELSE A BREAK.  Right Side Wins and I'M THE ONLY ONE inconvininienced.  Huh.
    I don't know what effective altrusism is.  It's IN THE NEWS the last few weeks.  I know what WORDS mean.  I can put together a good WORKING THEORY of what Effective Altruism is.  EFFECTIVE ALTRUISM?  More like AFFECTIVE Altruism.  YEAH.  From my understanding of Effective Altruism Issue, "Slamming," It as AFFECTIVE Altruism IS KIND OF CLEVER.  Solid, I dunno, 75% chance THAT MAKES SENSE AND IS HALFWAY CLEVER.  So that's good I guess.  I dunno.  When's lunch.  About 4 hours.  3.5-4 hours.  Maybe 3 hours if I know ahead of time I'd be having an earlier dinner!  EARLIER DINNER MEANS EARLIER LUNCH ONE WOULD IMAGINE.  Huh.  WOW.  On Mets website the latest updated article about Correa Health Concern said 21 hours ago 10 minutes ago.  NOW IT SAYS One Day Ago.  SOUNDS LIKE AT SOME POINT they round up to a day!  ROUGHLY AROUND 22 HOURS.  22 HOURS BECOMES A DAY.  You heard it here first probably.  Huh. I'll be back in a little bit!

that sort of thing

    Hey friends!  Time to write 5 more paragraphs.  How long do I have to write these paragraphs.  I dunno.  Let's pick Oh I Don't Know THIRTY FIVE MINUTES out of thin air.  How THIN is your standard air.  If you just took a regular sampling of Air At Our Personal Atmosphere Level-- HUMAN LEVEL-- is that THIN air or THICK air.  Ya know, relatively and whatknot.  Air gets thinner as we ASCEND, right?  For some reason that rings a bell.  Ya climb a mountain.  Thinner air at the top!  IMPLYING THICKER AIR AT THE BOTTOM.  Huh.  Still could be RELATIVELY thin.  Compared to OTHER SORTS of air somewhere else.  Anyway, I dunno.  Probably gonna have delicious Spicy Shrimp Roll Sushi for lunch AS I WILL PUT IT IN FLOG.  "Spicy Shrimp Roll Sushi."  Sounds like the way to go.  I COULD just say Spicy Shrimp Roll. I COULD just say Sushi.  GONNA SAY BOTH.  Make sure everyone's on the same page from the gitmo.
    Four paragraphs to go!  Shower after walk III.  Then presumably IDLE TIME.  Don't have a book picked out that I'm gonna force myself to start reading.  Maybe WILL NEVER force myself to start reading EVER AGAIN.  I dunno what's gonna happen!  Either way, what else is up.  MERE PENULTIMATES away from starting over Tales In The Crypt.  I'm several pentultimate to the penultimate to the penultimate episode of the penultimate to the penultimate season.  PRACTICALLY DONE WITH IT COMPLETELY it turns out.  Huh. What episode NUMBER am I up to.  I'm gonna say Oh I Don't Know SIXTY.  Let's see.  HOUSE OF HORROR will be episode 59.  Pretty close!  How many episodes overall.  I'm gonna say EIGHTY THREE.  NINETY THREE.  JUST LIKE I SAID.  Sounds like I'm only 58/93 into the series.  Eh that's halfway there to being Almost Done.  I STAND BY MY CALCULATION ESTIMATION PHRASINGS.  Huh.  It occurred to me yesterday I think I used to shower FACING TEH WALL.  AND OR facing sideways.  Lately I'm 100% always facing OUT INTO THE BATHROOM.  For the last several years.  But IN PAST?  I could be facing DIRECT OPPOSITE-- Facing the wall/window.  COULD BE FACING TE SHOWER NOZZLE.  Could be facing AWAY from Shower Nozzle.  I'VE BEEN MISSING OUT. I gotta mix things up more.
   Huh.  I feel like Top 2 Positions for MOST PEOPLE are Facing Bathroom and maybe Facing Shower Nozzle.  I was ready to say Facing Bathroom would be #1 Standard but now I dunno!  MAYBE LOTTA PEOPLE FACING SHOWER NOZZLE.  Oh well what can ya do.  Three paragraphs to go!  I take 90 second long showers these days.  What amI gonna get out of facing different directions for Eight Seconds Each.  NOTHIN.  Oh well.  ONE DAY, if I take more indulgent showers, I just gotta remember to MIX UP DIRECTIONS I'M STANDING IN.  That's it!  That's all I'm sayin.  Huh.  Lunch gonna be in Oh I Don't Know 2.5-3.25 hours.  AMAZING.  What kinda crap am I watching today.  Presumably a lot of That Wire.  IF I WAS A RIGHTY would I get something different out of Shower Set-Up?  Standard Facing Out Into Bathroom has me getting hit by Nozzle from THE RIGHT.  I'M A LEFTY.  Would I be getting THE OPPOSITE out of this if I was a righty?  HARD TO SAY FOR SURE.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day!  Huh.  How about that.  Presumably Griddlecentric meal is Old Freedomed French Toast.  Had waffle a few days ago!  Chocolate Chip Pancakes ain't on my radar!  CHALLAH FRENCH TOAST ISN'T A PRIORITY.  SO I got all that going for me is the point.  AM I ALSO GETTING BISON BURGER FOR TOMORROW NIGHT?  POSSIBLE.  If it's part of the plan that my parents won't need NEW delivery tomorrow, SURE I'LL GET BISON BURGER.  Otherwise SURE I'LL HOLD OFF ON GETTING BISON BURGER.  So I got all that going for me and whatknot.  Hmm.  ACROSS THE COUNTRY lots of people are having TONS OF FUN RIGHT NOW.  10:57 AM ON CHRISTMAS?  FOLKS ARE POENING UP CHRIST-MASS GIFTS ALL OVER TE PLACE AND CRAP.  I can PICTURE IT NOW.  Good for them.  What's THE HOT TOY OF TE SEASON.  And/or Just Gift.  Doesn't need to be A TOY.  What's THE HOTTEST GIFTS of Christmas '22.  WAHT TE HELL.  Floating Orbs.   WHAT TE HELL??!?  I DON"T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
    Either way I don't like it.  Huh.  One more paragraph to go!  Haven't taken a bath in a while.  Huh.  Not gonna do that!  Phone is at 38% charge.  I can work with that for now I guess.  What else is up.  WHAT ARE THE HOTTEST GIFS OF CHRISTMAS '22.  I dunno.  Not sure if people still use GIFS.  Might exclusively be JPGS these days.  Maybe some BMPS.  What else is up.  Right now thinking I'll take, I dunno, SEVEN walks.  That sounds pretty reasonable.  MAYBE EVEN EIGHT.  Probably seven at least.  WHY NOT TAKE SEVEN that's my feeling.  POSSIBLE phone charge could come into play. If I have trouble getting it charged.  Maybe I don't wanna take an extra walk or somethin.  I dunno!  WILL I make an effort to eat Each Sushi in one bite?  PROBABLY NOT ALL BUT MOST.  Instead of normally having ZERO or ONE in one bite I will probably have MOST or ALMOST ALL in one bite.  AMAZING.  I guess that's it for now.  See ya tonighty!

Exactly

    Hi friends!  What a wonderful Christmas Down.  Ya know that movie where Christmas Crashed In Somalia. SEVERAL FATALITIES one way or anohter.  Hard to say Which Way For Sure.  What else is going on and crap.  NO brother.  EIGHT walks.  LOTS of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  SUSHI and Freedom Toast.  BEER in afternoon and a second one right now.  PHONE CHARGED for a bit and it looks like I may just order a new phone soon so I don't have to deal with this anymore.  HAD HALF of what I think is a Wedding Cookie that diner sent us Four Of as a nice Bonus.  LOTTA CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH over the day.  I know I said it before.  I had to say it again to DRIVE TEH POINT HOME.  Anyway.  Got half an hour left of The Wire Season II.  Figure I finish that and then watch FILM for rest of the night.  Maybe I figure out a way to watch Child's Play III WORKING AROUND the DVD not working.  Huh.  Cookie is like an EXTREMELY outer-powdered sugar'd cookie.  I can't convey JUST HOW MUCH Powdered Sugar this is.  Sure I Can.  A LOT.  That gets the job done.  Either way some sort of nuts INSIDE the cookie.  POSSIBLE ALMOND.  Possible ZERO powdered sugar.  Might be CONFECTIONER'S Sugar.  Is Confection = Powder.  YES.  THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME THING IT TURNS OUT.  Amazing.
   Huh.  Got BISON BURGER with RAW ONION for tomorrow night.  We're talkin SLICES RAW ONION... SLICES.  nice and CLEANSLY'd sliced.  Real evenly covering the bruger.  Amazing.  Gonna have delicious tootsie pop now I guess.  What flavor we talkin'.  CHEERY.  Very nice.  What else do I got going on for me.  What's a good Estimation for when I get new phone. Hmm.  Gotta imagine between figuring out what phone to get, ASKING THE INTERNET FOR IT, and then waiting around for it to come... maybe around Next Weekend?  Also gotta wait an extra SEVERAL HOURS OR SEVERAL DAYS to set up phone once I've gotten it.  COULD BE AS LONG AS HALF A DAY.  Which rounds up TO A DAY.  THUS IT IS RELEVANT AMOUNT OF TIME when Thinking In Terms Of Days.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Balanced Breakfast is possible tomorrow morning BUT I had so much Cinnamon Toast Crunch today I feel like I Definitely would like a CLASSIC breakfast instead.  LUNCH?  Turkey meatloaf, herbed chicken, or Turkey Sandwich I guess!  Huh.  Bison burger dinner.... turkey meatloaf is repetition because MEATLOAF LIKE BURGER.   Turkey SNADWICH is repetition because SANDWICH IS LIKE SANDWICH BURGER.  Huh.
   Three paragraphs to go.  JUST IMPULSE BIT INTO TOOTISE POP.  Today HAS NOT been a very resononsible DietDay.  Lotta NightMight.  Lotta Cinnamon Toast Crunch All Day.  TWO BEER.  Half wedding cookie.  AND NOW BITING INTO LOLLIPOP A THIRD INTO THE NORMAL AMOUNT OF TIME IT LASTS ME.  Oh well what can ya do.  Start over tomorrow!  That's the premise I've been operating under.  What else is going on and crap.  LOOKIN FORWARD TO BEING DONE WITH ENTRY.  And the good news is I AM PRETTY RELATIVELY CLOSE TO BEING THUSLY SO.  So that's good.  What kinda crap did I listen to today.  I dunno BUT I DIDN'T LIKE IT.  I listened to some crap that was good but it sounded not great to me!  MUSIC IS GETTIN PRETTY TEDIOUS.  TEDIOUS D.  Gotta imagine I should change the D with a KNA sound.  Because the... ya see... the thing is... Where Am I.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Any Christmas celebration in my household.  YEAH I TOLD YOU.  I HAD SOME CONFECTIONERS SUGAR.  What else is there.  Phone was all the way down to NINE PERCENT charged a couple of hours ago.  THEN I GOT IT CHARGIN.  Made its way ALL TE WAY UP TO 29%.  WHAT IS IT NOW?  I'm gonna guess around 22%.  Let's take a gander.  YEP 27% JUST LIKE I SAID.  Dunno how it only dropped 2% in all that time Since Its Peak.  BUT I'M VERY PLEASED ABOUT IT AND CRAP.  VERY PLEASANT SITUATION.  Huh.  Got 2 more beers for the rest of the week.  Thru Thursday Night.  Figure I'll save that for One Night and Not Tonight.  MAYBE TUESDAY NIGHT would kick the spot.  Sure why not. Ate I wanna say FIVE OR SIX sushies all in one bite.  Then the other TWO OR THREE in Mostly One Bites But Some Rice And Whatknot Didn't Make The Final Bite.  CAME APART before it could be bitten.  WASN'T A CLEAN TWO BITES to these NON-ONE-BIT'RS.  It was an ALMOST ONE BITE and then the rice that came apart FOR TE MOST PART.
   YEAH.  Last paragraph!  AMAZING.  Maybe I do a real great Overnight tonight and don't do no NightMights.  That'd be pretty, "Pructive!"  I meant to say Productive.  I SWEAR IT.  Anyway.  What am I watching today after The Wire.  Not enough time OR AVENUE to watch Dhild's Play III.  Maybe watch Oh I Don't Know TWO Tales In The Crypt.  HOUSE OF HORROR and WELL COOKED HAMS.  Maybe even just one.  MAYBE BOTH. Who can say for sure.  Did NO reading today.  NOT A LICK.  Oh well.  At least I made up for it by doing something ELSE Pructive.  Not sure what.  Gotta imagine I did something positive today though.  Figured out what Wedding Cookie tastes like.  Good!  I got no problem with Wedding Cookie.  It's called a wedding cookie because IT'S A MARRIAGE BETWEEN FLOUR AND SUGAR.  Oh okay I get it.  Well I'm done here.  That's Productive.  I meant to say Pructive. I SWEAR IT.  Ok that's it.  See ya tomorr!

-8:29 P.M.

Saturday, December 24, 2022

Yeah This Is Okay

    Hey friends!  10:33 AM.  Will fit in 3 walks in early part of day.  Which was standard for a long time.  Then the last month or two it became standard to fit in four.  NOW that I'm dropping down from 8 walks to 6 or 7 a day, I GUESS 3 walks is standard again?  I DUNNO.  I could see going back and forth comfortbaly being The Regular.  Either way NO PROBLEM.  Did a lot of NightMight snacking.  GREAT.  Didn't keep Flog track of Exactly When and Exactly What.  DANGIT.  That's the whole point of FLOG.  I ASSUME she's gonna wanna see whether Blood Sugar was dropping or rising BEFORE I got up to eat.  It's important to PINPOINT when I was eating.  OK I STILL GOT 11 or 13 days to TURN IT AROUND.  If I start keeping better track going forward NO PROBLEM.  Anyway.  Dropped 20, 25 degrees overnight.  YET walk was LESS cold than last night.  My working theory is it dropped that amount of degrees before my NightTime walk last night and I just didn't know it.  Then I got USED TO IT last night so this morning it wasn't as bad!
   Hmm.  Watched most of Child's Play II.  DVD stopped working about 75, 80% into the film.  OH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO.  Enjoy the movie.  ANDY BARCLAY not a bad actor for his age in Child's Play II.  Does some ACTING stuff that I'm like HEY THIS KID KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.  Rolling his eyes and crap.  I LIKE IT.  Anyway.  I TINK gonna be finishing ALT CNTRL BEST OF 2022 upcoming walk.  TEN WHAT.  Maybe Superbloom Best of 2022.  I enjoyed 2022.  I listened to these songs a bunch.  Let's TOAST the year by listening to them yet again.  Huh.  Had Black * White Breakfast.  What kinda lunch we lookin at.  Wide Al Fredo, Sushi, Herbed Chicken, or Turkey Meatloaf.  I TINK it'd probably be Wide Al Fredo or Sushi, depending on how hungry I am.  Huh.  How do I register Wide Al Fredo in FLOG.  Fetuccini Al Fredo I guess.  IT'S NOT FETTUCHINI.  But that's THE SPIRIT of it.  Anyway.  Man oh man am I almost done with American ChapterBook History.  EXCITING.
   Third paragraph. Phone wasn't charging over night!  Only at 41% right now.  And it's not charging as easily as it was for a day or two.  So I'm settling for it NOT CHARGING now.  Huh.  Maybe today I figure how what Docking Charging Station to buy from amazon AND BUY IT.  Gotta figure out what phone I have.  Then I can figure out what to buy!  THEN I CAN BUY IT.  Sounds good.  Anyway.  Considering trying Hot Chocolate.  I'm as surprised as you are!  Just occurs to me that it might be FUN.  So what.  I dunno.  Gotta update FLOG with the information I DO have.  Ate 2-4 Sweet Snacks over night.  Had Black * White at 8:00 AM.  WHY AM I SAYING IT HERE.  I need to be saying it IN WORD DOCUMENT.  I'll get around to it later I guess.  Hmm.  I know what I had for NightMight.  A couple of pouches of mini oreoes and/or mini chips ahoy.  AS WELL AS 1.5 black and whites.  NOT ALL AT ONCE.  Over 2-3 times.  Oh okay good.
   Fourth paragraph.  GET LOST MICROCHIP.  Line of Dialogue from Andy Barclay.  That can't be right.  Why is Microchip an insult.  Microchips are VALUABLE.  Hmm is GOOD GUY DOLL controlled by a Microchip?  IS THAT WHY IT'S RELEVANT.  I don't think so.  I'm not sure Good Guy Doll Technology needs a Microchip.  Seems not advanced enough for a microchip.  Anyway, what can ya do.  CHILD'S PLAY II IS UNREALISTIC. Why would anyone want to kill people.  DOESN'T ADD UP.  Anyway.  Not sure I'll be able to fit in any reading before lunch today.  Doesn't seem like I would be able to.  Hmm.  Probably split up reading into two small sessions AFTER lunch.  NATIONAL Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Pumpkin Pie Day.  That's it!  Hmm. It's a super special day.  It's Christ's Special Day!  Only think we celebrate is Pumpkin Pie.  GO FIGURE.  Hmm would I like Pumpkin Pie.  I'm not sure I've ever had Pumpkin.  Probably wouldn't like PUMPKIN. But Pumpkin Pie?  SOUNDS SWEET.  I'd try Some Sweet.
   Fifth paragraph!  Checked weight today.  In line with last few days!  A pound less than when I checked yesterday, but I checked earlier in the morning, which IN PAST EXPERIENCE does regularly give me a reading of about a pound less.  So that's good I guess.  The point is I WANT SOME SWEET TO EAT And Wide Al Fredo is kinda sweet.  Other sweet to eat would be eat a sandwich and have sweet side.  I DUNNO ABOUT THAT.  I gotta make a dent in MEAL-Lunches I got.  Herbed Chicken got Sweet Potatoe.  Sweet potatoe not THAT sweet.  Kinda a Savory. Potato isn't savory.  It's STARCHY how about htat.  Oh okay sure.  Hmm.  I'm not SURE if this is regular Wide Al Fredo that I got originally or Wide Al Fredo with SLIGHTLY different sauce and with mushroom slices.  IT HAD MUSHROOM IN THE MEAL TITLE but other than that it seemed REGULAR. CONFUSING.  Coffee time.  Huh.  Possible we're not getting communal dinner delivery tonight.  Maybe have Vegetable Burger then.
   Halfway through Act I!  How much time do I have to write these 5 paragraphs.  Who cares however long it takes.  YEAH BUT LET'S CONCEPTUALIZE what's LIKELY to happen.  Huh.  Thirty Five Minutes.  How'd that work. Sounds like it'd work okay.  Sure why not.  Anyway, what else is going on and crap.  How deep into season II of That Wire am I.  Probably 5th or 6th episode I think.  AMAZING.  How did Omar Actor die IN tHe Real Life.  I wanna say MICHAEL WILLIAMS.  YEP.  Michael K Williams.  ALSO STYLIZED as Michael Kenneth Williams.  DIED OF DRUG OVERDOSE.  Has anyone e v er died of Drug UNDERdose.  Sure.  You need some sort of Drug QUICK to stabilize your health situation.  Doctor goes ya know what, we're running low of this, maybe just give about a third of what I'd normally do, that should be enough.  Then IT ISN'T.  DRUG UNDERDOSE.  Either way VERY SAD.  MICHAEL KENNETH WILLIAMS.  HOW MANY FIRST NAMES DOES A GUY NEED.  Williams isn't a first name.  The, "S," makes it so!  Oh well what can ya do.  Write 4 more paragraphs.
   Sure.  Seventh paragraph.  What else is going on and crap.  I'm comfortable with Time I Woke Up Today and What I Can Fit In In Early Part Of Day!  I was close to staying in bed ANOTHER hour and losing SOME REAL time.  So that's good I guess.  Anyway, I dunno.  If I'm an hour later into the day Nowadays compared to the last month or so's Normal, THAT'S LUNCH CREEPIN UP AN HOUR EARLIER.  THAT'S QUITE SIGNIFICANT.  Huh.  Anyway.  Lunch in about 2.5-3 hours presumably from THIS VERY MOMENT.  I guess.  Not sure how to keep track of Keepign Track of Snack/MightNight Calories.  Keep track/Give Allotments DAILY?  WEEKLY?  Just sort of DO WHAT I WANT but under the basic premise of what I'm GENERALLY aiming for?  THIS IS TOUGH STUFF.  Normally it's easy but I had a lot of NightMight last night and I WAS gonna keep weekly track but THIS EATS INTO TEH WEEK SIGNIFICANTLY so it's NO FUN TO DO THAT NOW.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Huh.  Maybe NightMight problems started WHEN I STARTED USING THE PHRASE NIGHTMIGHT.  At first I was just getting up to eat something once a week or so.  Then I MADE IT A THING.  THEN IT BECAME A THING.  So in a way this is all my fault.  OH NO.  Maybe that means I CAN MAKE IT NOT A THING. If I can WILL problem into existence I can WILL IT OUT of existence.  WILLLI IAMS out of existence.  MICHAEL K.  Good.  Two and a half paragraphs to go I guess.  Ended up only having 2 beers last night.  Not sure what that means for my beer routine the rest of the week.  All I know is that I will have six beers over the next six nights.  Maybe I just have one a night.  I thought I'd be INTO having Small Beer Binges but IN PRACTICE I never really desired it!  Huh.  Could be so.  HEY guess what I only gotta write 2 more paragraphs.  Did I write anything worthwhile yet.  I don't think so.
   Hmm.  Is it POSSIBLE I get Personal Dinner Delivery.  I don't think so.  I'd be INTO a griddlecentric meal but I don't wanna order somethin JUST FOR ME.  GREAT WHAT ELSE IS UP.  Got a good amount of LunchMeals from Super Market.  I could have gotten less, leaving me lots of room to get PERSONAL LUNCH Multi-Part Delivery.  BUT I GOT ENOUGH that it's not necessary.  PLUS, WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON AND CRAP.  Hmm.  I dunno.  VERY exciting that I wasn't THAT cold this morning.  Based on how cold I was last night, and THINKING it was only gonna be a lot worse-- VERY HAPPY with how things turned out.  Maybe I WON'T be so cold for most of the walks this winter.  GREAT, GOOD DEAL.  Hot chocolate works by You Pour It Into Mug and then You Pour Hot Water On Top of It.  I CAN SEE MYSELF INDULGING AT SOME POINT.  Not right now.  But PROBABLY AT SOME POINT.  Why not.  Anyway HEY only one more paragraph to go!
   YEAH.  What kinda crap do I got to do upcoming week.  Gotta get bloodwork done Tuesday or Wednesday Morning.  Gotta pick up DRY Cleaners Tuesday or Wednesday. THAT MIGHT BE IT.  Along with standard weekly Super Marker Delivery Acceptance.  EVERY WEEK I MUST COME TO TERMS WITH SUPER MARKER DELIVERY.  You'd think after I learn to accept it ONE week it'd carry over into the next.  NOPE. Gotta start from scratch.  Anyway.  You'd think Super Marker Delivery would be EASY to accept.  It's a POSITIVE thing.  IN SOME MANNERS YES.  Manors.  In some... Manners... YEAH.  Anyway, I dunno.  What else is going on and crap.  Brother presumably coming over at some point over the next day or two.  Real CHRISTMASLIKE celebration and whatknot.  We are Judaisms but Hey What Can Ya Do.  So that's it for now.  I'll be back soon!

hey no kidding

    Hey friends!  Looks like I'll be able to fit in half my reading in between shower and lunch. Lunch lookin' like Wilde Al Fredo.  So that's good!  Started TODAY'S HITS BEST OF 2022 playlist after ALT CNTRL.  Only a mere 50 songs.  Two and a half hours.  I can work with that!  OTHER playlists are TWICE that long.  Anyway. Probably gonna do seven walks today as opposed to six.  Make up a little ground for NightMight and  WhatKnot.  HMM if I can WILL NightMight into existence maybe I can will WHATKNOT into existence.  I don't know what that means.  Oh well.  Either way lunch is in a mere two hours.  YEP this one got the mushroom in it.  GOOD.  Mushroom is healthy.  HEARTY AND HEALTHY.  Not sure whattado about beer tonight.  Could be ZERO or ONE.  YOU KNOW BINARY CODE?  EVER HEAR OF IT?  Could be more than one.  If I feel like it.  RIGHT NOW I DON'T.  So that's good and crap.  Apparently Bill Clint-ton campaigned on CHANGE.  I DON'T KNOW IF THAT PANNED OUT.  I guess Everything is change.  AND NOTHING is change.  IT'S ALL RELATIVE.
   Four paragraphs to go!  How  many minutes do I have to write those four paragraphs.  Let's aim for about half an hour would be good.  Sounds reasonable.  Could be more, could be less.  IT'S ONE WAY TO GO FUR SURE THOUGH.  HEY I never watched the rest of Chucky Season II.  Gotta imagine I'll watch that at some point.  WHY IMAGINE IT when I can DO IT.  I will imagine it WHILE I'm doing it.  I will combine the RAW PROCESS OF DOING IT with the META-PROCESS of IMAGINING WHAT I'M DOING IN TE MOMENT.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  If I'm taking 7 walks is there a STANDARD for which Kinda Walk is more, city street or Park?  ONE OF EM GONNA BE 4 instead of 3.  I guess IN GENERAL if I can fit in penultimate walk in DAYTIME, such that I can walk in park, DO TAHT.  If it's PAST Sundown, PENULTIMATE WALK IS, then CityStreet.  LET THE TIME OF PENULTIMATE WALK dictate which Route is favored.  Makes sense.  LOTS OF SENSE.  ALMOST TOO MUCH SENSE.  JUST BARELY NOT TOO MUCH THOUGH.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Reason I'm never enthusiastic about Several Beer Session is because it's bedtime pretty soon after I would start drinking!  Maybe got TWO HOURS between When beer Starts and when I go to bed.  How much better is that 2 hours gonna be with more beer.  HOWEVER what if I drink Small Binge Of Beer IN AFTERNOON.  That's the way to go maybe!  Huh.  I'll keep that in mind and crap I guess.  WOW if I have vegetable burger for dinner I can pick ANY SORTA SIDE I WANT.  Could be SWEETSIDE.  Could be SALTSIDE.  GONNA BE SOMETIN.  We're not in Phase Of Diet where I have NO SIDE.  GONNA HAVE SOMETHING FOR SURE.  Huh.  NOT 100% IN STOCK OF SALT SIDE.  Very few POP CHIP left.  That's the main salt side that's healthy!  Also got very few FLAMIN/ONION chips left.  Couple of full pouches of Dorito.  That'd be a relatively indulgent SaltSide.  If I feel like I WANT IT then sure go for it.  But if I DON'T need a big side HOLD ONTO THEMS FOR LATER.  Got FROZEN FREEDOM FRIES.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Amazing!  What else is up.  I THINK the Ruffles bag said something about Lebron James designing the Flamin' Sour Cream N Onion Ruffles. Lemme LTURQ.  Maybe it was just a dream I had.  YEP.  Lebron James is associated with this specific flavor of Ruffles Potato chip.  Go figure.  Is Lebron James still an active player.  SURE HE IS.  Looks like he's ACTIVE this season but currently has an ankle injury THAT HE MAY BE PLAYING THROUGH.  Oh okay that's good I guess.  What else is up.  Gotta make sure to get phone charging for time between Walk III and walk IV.  Which'll be around 1.25-1.5 hours.  DOWN TO 38% right now.  If I could get it up to over 50% by the end of that time period I'd be IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE.  YA KNOW LIKE HOW LEBRON JAMES HOPEFULLY IS DESPITE HIS ANKLE INJURY.  Huh.  Lebron James way ahead of Michael Jordan in Career WINS ABOVE REPLACEMENT.  So that's good for him.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  Hey, how about that, great.  Should I watch Child's Play III today?  CERTAINLY A POSSIBILITY.  Huh.  New Year in 8 days.  New Years has become one of my favorite holidays!  Not sure how and/or why.  PART OF IT is the last few years I NEVER am up past midnight ANY NIGHT OF THE YEAR but for New Years I'm very conscious of that fact and may or may not go out of my way to stay up later than usual.  And staying up late is GREAT in general.  I just don't DO IT the last few years.  ALSO GOTTA IMAGINE TWILIGHTZONE marathon plays into the equation.  I'll watch some of that this upcoming New Years FER SURE.  I've been wanting to re-binge watch the Twlight Zone lately but IT IS NO LONGER  available to me for free.  IT'LL BE AVAILABLE TO ME FOR FREE ONE TIME ONLY NEXT WEEKEND THOUGH.  Until the year after that.  Including THAT year, two times only.  And then the year after that one, as well.  Three times only.  The point is hey great.  Done here for now.  I'll be back tonight!

Feel Free To Read

    Hey friends!  Got beer going on right now.  WILL HAVE 2-4 overall.  PROBABLY 2-3.  PROBABLY THREE.  Had delicious AlfredoCentric Meal for lunch and Vegetable Burger with Cheez'd Its for dinner!  SMALL ICED CREAMSANDWICH betwixt the two.  Decided to SPECIFY Small in the Flog.  Also I typed IceD Cream Sandwich in Flog by instinct.  DID I leave the D?  Or did I, "DELETE THE D."  Looks like I left it.  I decided Endocrine Lady should know that I call it Iced Cream.  Anyway.  FINISHED CHAPTERBOOK BOOK.  32 pages on CLINT-TON.  6 or 8 pages on 2000 Election and Beginnings of War On Terrorism.  SEVERAL PAGE AFTERWARDS.  NOTHIN ELSE LEFT TO THIS BOOK.  IT'S OVER.  SO THIS is what Francis Fukuyama meant when he said The End Of History. He meant Me Finishing Reading A History Book.  Ah I see it all adds up now.  Anyway.  I think for the most part things have gotten better since 20 years ago.  SOME things have gotten MUCH WORSE.  But other things have gotten MUCH BETTER.  Hmm.  I HAD EJACULATED before the end of history.  That's how much of a grown man I was in end of 2001/2002. ALREADY MALE-MENSTRUATING.  In some respects it's the most distant history could possibly be.  ON THE OTHER HAND I'm a young man now ad I was EMPIRICALLY a young man then.
   Interesting.  Four paragraphs to go. I plan on having tootsie pop within the next few minutes.  I PLAN on having Another snack later on PERHAPS SOME SORT OF FIBER BROWNIE.  We'll see if I GOTTA.  Anyway maybe I put on Child's Play III DVD for tonight.  For CONTINUITY with how LAST NIGHT went.  Huh.  Not sure my brother is coming this weekend afterall.  Oh well what can ya do.  What kinda breakfast we talkin' tomorrow.  WE TALKIN' black * white or Classic Breakfast!  PRESUMABLY.   Maybe I go a REAL WILD CARD ROUTE and have Frozen Breakfast Sandwich.  YA NEVER KNOW.  I couldn't get phone charging all day.  Got back from my last walk 10 minutes ago with it at 13%.  IT MAY be charging now. Lemme LTURQ.  It's always a risk to CHECK if phone is charging.  By THE SLIGHTEST TOUCH of me CHECKING IT COULD BREAK THE CHARGE.  Oh well GOTTA SPEND MONEY TO MAKE MONEY.  Gotta risk breaking the charge to see if its charged.  THAT'S LIFE.  NOPE NOT CHARGED.  Was at 14% though.  Presumably got it charged now though.  LEMME CHECK THAT AGAIN. YEP STILL CHARGED.  LEMME CHECK THAT AGAIN.  WAIT NO ITS TOO SOON.
   Three paragraphs to go.  OK LET'S SEE IF ITS CHARGED.  YEP STILL CHARGED.  Amazing. What else do I got going on for me.  Started beer #2.  GOTTA KEEP TRACK OF THIS IN FLOG.  Am I PROUD Endocrine lady will see I started beer #2 a mere 8 minutes after beer #1?  NO.  But all things considered PEOPLE COULD DRINK BEERS EVEN QUICKER.  Wait, no, that wasn't All Things Considered.  I considered VERY FEW THINGS before making that comment.  Not sure I even considered ANYTHING.  Whatever I DID Manage to consider there was SO MUCH MORE that I didn't!  Anyway.  I think I SHALL put on Child's Play III after this.  OH NO IS TE PHONE CHARGING STILL.  HELL YEAH IT IS.  UP To 15% too.  15% OF FAME.  I dunno.  What to read tomorrow.  Huh.  I GUESS Jeffrey Tweedy book.  Huh. Is that MY FINAL answer.  Sure, why not.  GOT CHOCO POP going on right now.  Gotta mark that down in Flog.  WOW this choco pop is WARMING.  I got in from the cold 20 minutes ago, drinking cold beer.. but the CHOCOLATE candy shell of the lollipop is somehow OPERATING AS A HOT CHOCOLATE OR SOMETHING MIGHT. I dunno HOW or WHY.  BUT THANK GOD ITS THE CASE.
    Penultimate paragraph.  I dunno.  Should my COMFORT and DELIGHT from Current Choco Pop influence upcoming breakfast?  Maybe I'd like a breakfast of FIVE CHOCO POPS?  I dunno that doesn't make sense for several reasons.  MOST OF ALL I may have 5 choco pops YES but it would make a BIG DENT in my supply.  I COULD TECHNICALLY spare it but then I'd have MUCH LESS LEFT.  Also I'm not going out and about overnight.  I don't NEED to warm myself up with Chocolate Pops in the morning.  So that's good.  ANYWAY Child's Play III is an hour thirty minutes ON THE DOT or something.  That should be fun.  Gettin' close to ME BITING DOWN on tootsie pop TerritoryTime.  Hmm.  Should I have Choco pop for 2nd NightTime Snack instead of OtherThing?  That's presumably SOMEWAHT possible.  Anyway.  Gonna bite down into choco pop soon.  Gonna wait until next paragraph though.  So that's good!
   Yeah.  STARTED TOOTSIE POP at 7:58 PM according to Flog.  It is now 8:05 PM.  Hmm.  EIGHT MINUTES FOR TOOTSIE POP?  That's not so bad.  Also YES it's not eight minutes yet BUT KEEP IN MIND I HAVEN'T BITTEN INTO IT YET EITHER. So that's good.  HEY IT'S 8:06 PM NOW.  Guess I'll bite into it now.  RIGHT AFTER I CHECK TO SEE IF PHONE IS CHARGING.  YEP STILL CHARGING.  At 16% overall.  BITE DOWN TIME.  Amazing.  Guess I'll be paying attention to Child's Play III REAL GOOD.  Considering I won't be able to Be On My Phone while watching it.  Cause it's busy charging!  Presumably!  Anyway what else do  I got going on for me.  What else is going on and crap.  I guess that's about it for now.  I mean, I gotta write like 3-5 more sentences after this one.  If I want the paragraph to be as long as I do want it to be... as long as.  But in general I'm more or less done AT THIS POINT at least.  I guess.  Huh.  See ya tomorrow.

-8:10 P.M.

Friday, December 23, 2022

What Might Have Been

    Hey friends!  8:51 AM!  Here pretty early.  Small chance Act I is interrupted by Super Market delivery.  Most likely I am able to fit in New Normal Six Walks pretty easily no matter when Super Market delivery comes.  Unless it's REAL late.  Anyway.  How long is upcoming ChapterBook Chapter.  The Unreported Resistance.  THIRTY PAGES. How unreported could it be if I'm reading about it.  Sounds like someone's reporting it RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.  Anyway.  That could either be one decent sized session of reading or two smaller ones.  I guess we'll see!  Had a moderate amount of NightMight snacking last night.  CURRENT PLAN is to give myself a set amount of calories PER WEEK for both NightMight and RegularSnack.  2500 cal is what I'm thinkin.  But I'm arbitrarily deciding to count that towards LAST week.  And start a FRESH WEEK this morning.  SO THAT IS GOING UNACCOUNTED FOR.  The unaccounted Resistance.  Anyway.  Classic Breakfast.  Didn't keep track of WHEN and WHAT EXACTLY I ate over night for Flog.  Only had to say 2-4 Sweet snacks overnight.
   Hey great just great.  Some steps forward for Uncle Health, some steps backward.  He had been making progress!  Then that sucker got Covid.  NO SPOILERS though.  Anyway, I dunno.  Phone is at around 93% Charged.  I CAN WORK WITH THAT for the day I guess.  Probably gonna Drink Tonight.  3-4 drinks I'd Say.  EVEN PRESUMABLY POSSIBLE IT'S FIVE?  I dunno!  I don't KNOW what to do for lunch.  We talked about this yesterday.  We talk about it every day.  Yeah but we talked about TODAY"S LUNCH yesterday and the options are exactly the same.  But now I'm closer to it.  Have a better idea of what I wanna do Myself.  I guess Wide Al Fredo or Sushi are in the lead.  Huh.  Christ-Mass is in 2 days!  It's his Special Day!  HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS FOR DINNER.  Spaghetti, ANYTHING.  Checked weight this morning.  A pound lower than yesterday, but without clothes on.  So more or less the same I guess.  Maybe half a pound or pound HIGHER.  But also AT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TIME OF DAY.  You know that sort of thing.
   Sure.  Unlikely I do an Act II before Walk II even if I'm waiting a long time for Super Market.  It's possible I guess.  I dunno! OH NO Super Market website had headline Not Jus To me but In General To Everyone SERVICE ADVISORY DUE TO POWER OUTAGE DELIVERIES MIGHT BE UP TO FOUR HOURS LATE.  WHAT TE HELL.  THAT'D FUCK UP MY DAY A LOT.  I guess.  If I gotta wait four hours at home that's SOME BULLSHIT.  Oh well what can ya do.  USE SUPER POWER to make sure my delivery comes on time.  I can't do that.  Oh.  I thought maybe I could.  NOPE.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Eggnog Day.  NO THANKS.  Mom got some Hot Shockolate from Super Market.  Or WILL BE getting it.  Should I indulge in one of those at some point.  Lemme see how many calories that is.  ONE ENVELOPE is 160 calories.  If I have HALF an envelope that's 80 calories.  I COULD SEE GIVING ThAT A SHOT FOR FUN.  Anyway.  WHat is that.  Just hot water and you empty envelope into it.  Huh.
   Fourth paragraph.  Maybe do some reading while waiting for Super Market instead of TV.  That'd be fun I guess.  Kind of.  Watched about a third of Shutter Film.  Horror Anthology.  MODERN HORROR FILM.  A SPOOF one might say.  VERY meta. One of the most metastasized Horror Films I've seen!  A BIT TOO MUCH for my tastes but HEY I GUESS ALL TEH SCARIER.  The point is one of the updates we got about Uncle yesterday was what he had had for breakfast and lunch and that was GREAT.  THIS SUCKER HAD A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH FOR LUNCH AS WELL AS ANOTHER ONE OR TWO THINGS THAT REGISTERED.  What could it have been. Wasn't coffee.  He had that with breakfast. WHAT ELSE could have registered as a Nice Component of lunch that GOES With Grilled Cheese but ISN'T Grilled Cheese.  Whatever it was HE HAD IT.  So that's good.  Anyway.  What kinda crap did I listen to this morning.  Think I'm on ALT CNTRL Best Of 2022.
   Fifth paragraph!  I like READING about someone having coffee as part of breakfast or lunch.  Especially in HISTORY.  Ya read history book and it's like some jerk in the 1800's-- WHEN LIFE WASN'T AS COMFORTABLE AS NOW-- had a grilled cheese sandwich, some juice, and some coffee for lunch, I'm like HOLY CRAP WHAT A NICE COMPREHENSIVE LUNCH. Also I like coffee as It's OWN THING for one reason, but when I imagine it as part of a meal-- IN HISTORY ESPECIALLY-- it takes on a whole new connotation.  Drinking coffee with ham sandwich has a different APPEAL than drinking coffee in morning To Get Ya Going IN 2022 ERA.  I dunno if that makes sense.  IT FEELS right.  I dunno.  What else is up.  Even possible they just cancel my Super market order altogether!  That's what my Dad says!  HE KNOWS BEST.  Father Knows Best.  They made a TV about it.  Hey time to get some coffee.  Not as great a Grilled Cheese coffee.  COULD I try to picture eating grilled cheese while drinking this coffee.  CONVINCE MYSELF it's that kind of coffee.  I can TRY.
   I dunno.  This doesn't taste like Grilled Cheese Complimenting coffee.  Doesn't taste exactly like indulgent morning Pick-Me-Up coffee.  What kinda coffee does it taste like.  Part 2 of Act I Coffee.  That's it, that's all there is to it.  I guess.  Could be worse!  WELL Super Market website says truck left Site with my groceries at 4:41 AM.  So that's good.  AT SOME POINT they made a point to start heading my way with SOMETHIN.  Anyway, I dunno.  Sixth paragraph.  I LIKE the idea of grilled cheese. NEVER had it as a kid.  Maybe had if 2-5 times total in my life.  And WHEN I DID HAVE IT not my favorite.  But THE IDEA OF IT resonates with me for some reason.  GO FIGURE.  Maybe I'd like bagel with egg white today.  GO FIGURE.  Got Spicy Shrimp Roll again as Sushi.  It went pretty good a few days ago!  TRY TO EAT TEM SUCKERS IN ONE BITE EACH.  WHEN IN ROME.  WHEN IN ROME, DO AS JAPANESE DO.
   Seventh paragraph.  How's Rome doing these days.  Is Vatican City in Rome.  Better LTURQ. YEP IT SURE IS.  Anyway.  How many people are Catholics in the world.  I'm gonna guess Oh I Don't Know... uh... WAIT I DON'T KNOW.  A BILLION.  What's the over/under on A Billion.  Pretty close I'd guess!  Lots of CHICANO Catholics. I may not be using the word CHICANO correctly.  In People'sHistory they sometimes uses that word to mean Latin/Hispanic/AndWhatknot.  Anyway.  Let's see.  1.3 Billion Catholics.  WOW.  Pretty strong showing for Catholics!  NOT BAD AT ALL.  How many suckers are PROTESTANTS.  I'm gonna guess .45 Billion.  NOPE.  .8-1.0 Billion.  WOW not a bad showing for Protestants, either!  Oh well what can ya do.  How many people are Ancient Chinese Folk Medicine.  Ugh.  What's the general term for Overall Chinese Folk Traditions And whatknot.  "Chinese Folk Religion," also known as, "Chinese Traditional Religion."  55%+ Of Adult Chinese believe/practice Folk Religion.  MIGHT OVERLAP with other religions though.  WOW.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Amazing.  Whattado when this is done.  Watch some TV.  Then if that goes on for too long, return to write ACT II or start reading.  Probably write Act II as a Follow Up Activity after TV if I feel like I wanna do something else.  So that's good.  Ordered SUPER Market Egg Whites this week.  So I could make egg whites whenever I want instead of waiting to get them as a GriddleCentricSide from a Diner Delivery.  I'd have to MAKE TEM though.  I could do that.  Sounds reasonable.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Instead of starting new IntensiveBook after People'sHistory, maybe just finish Jeff Tweedy songwriting book.  Maybe re-read that Academia But Light Academia Book About The Study Of Comedy book.  I WANNA RE-READ TAT SUCKER HANDSDOWN. Hands up.  Hands where they were.  Probably down.  More of then than not, if you're just standing around, hands are probably down.  GOOD KEEP EM THAT WAY.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Amazing!  Boy oh boy if Super Market comes on time WOW WHATTA GREAT DEAL.  The point is Chinese people seem to be doing pretty good for themselves. Anything in Chinese Folk Religion WE should be paying attention to?  Gotta imagine there's some good stuff there!  Anyway.  I didn't keep track of how long it took me to eat breakfast.  I can TELL YOU I mean.  It took 1.5-4 minutes I'd say.  But I didn't TYPE IT OUT.  I guess I could type it out NOW AFTER THE FACT.  Not gonna though.  TOO LATE.  Sorry!  Anyway.  Anyone use the word Chicano anymore.  And what does it mean exactly.  Oh.  MY BAD.  Specifically means Mexican Americans.  DANGIT.  Sorry about that.  NOW THAT I TINK ABOUT IT I think I knew that AT SOME POINT.  YEAH NOW.  No SOME OTHER Point, too.  Oh well.  Maybe I remember it for the future.  I kinda like the term now!  Hmm.  Zinn uses the term Negro a lot too.   Guess that was the appropriate term for a lot of US history.  AMAZING.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Howard Zinn not a fan of Jimmy Carter!  Not a lot of people are!  One line I keep thinking about from watching The Simpsons lately is some guy goes HE'S HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER!  About Jimmy Carter.  IT AMUSES ME.  Oh well what can ya do.  Feels like Jimmy Carter is still alive.  AMAZING.  He was PRESIDENT FIFTY FUCKIN YEARS AGO (almost).  People are OLD when they're president.  He was OLD PRESIDENT half a century ago IN DISTANT PAST.  THAT SUCKER STILL RUNNIN AROUND DOIN' STUFF.  Weird.  I assume if he lives long enough they make him president a gain as a sign of Respect. Turning 100 in 2 years.  That might be the threshold for him to become president!  Probably would do a decent job.  I can imagine him having some good moves in terms of how he would approach presidency now that it's been six hundred years since it's his last term and he's had time to think about it.  Huh.  Gonna stop now.  Be back soon!  See ya!

what the what

    Hey!  Been about 20-25 minutes since finishing Act I.  Feel like getting Act II over with.  POSSIBLE it's interrupted by Super Market.  Can't hurt to dream!  Anyway.  Got coffee #2 going.  RUNNING LOW on soda.  Only half a bottle of Diet Coke and half a bottle of Diet Dr Pepper left.  NO CITRUS FLAVOR.  I can't have LEMON LIME or ORANGE IF MY LIFE DEPENDED UPON IT.  Oh well such is life I guess.  Watched some more The Wire.  That's a good TV show.  Oh.  It's like WE'RE The Wire.  We're watching and listening to THEM ALL do stuff.  It's FICTION though.  But if it wasn't fiction we'd be WIRING THEM.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  Feels like I'm leaning towards a Bagel with Egg White for lunch.  Presumably in about 3.5 hours.  So that's good!  Wonder what kinda snack I'm gonna have today.  Possible I have a snack before lunch!  Possible I have a snack between lunch and dinner.  Could be somethin Fun.  Amazing.
    Four paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.  Probably should shave at some point over the next week.  Been a while!  How long exactly.  I dunno.  I've certainly gone LONGER whiles.  It's been WEEKS not MONTHS.  But I feel like shaving NONETHELESS.  ALLTHEMORE.  HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE BOTH REAL PHRASES.  None The Less and All The More.  ANTONYM phrases and BOTH ACTUALLY USED.  Also THEY'RE SYNONYM PHRASES. They mean the same things colloquially but TECHNICALLY they're exact opposites.  Wait.  Maybe they are Exact Synonyms.  None the less.  There's none that are less than this?  All the more.  There's all that are more than this?  YEAH.  It means the same thing.  Just Opposite Ways of looking at it.  INTERESTING.  However NONETHELESS is recognized as a word while ALLTHEMORE is not.  INTERESTING.  Anyway.  Hey.  Only three more paragraphs to go for DayTime Day!  AMAZIN.
   Yeah!  HMM.  Re-upping with Cinnamon Toast Crunch for the first time in a while.  Maybe I have a CTC Balanced Breakfast for lunch today!  MAKES SENSE.  I want some sweet to eat.  That'd be perfect.  It'd help make up for NightMight Snacking.  Gets me the egg white.  I TINK TIS MAY BE A SLEEPER PICK FOR THE #1 DRAFT PICK FOR LUNCH.  How can the #1 pick be a Sleeper Pick.  I DUNNO.  How can ANYTHING be ANYTHING.  Who knows.  What would Endocrine Doctor think about a balanced breakfast for lunch.  I think it's reasonable!  Wouldn't be too confusing for her to make sense of.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  Well all of a sudden that's in the lead for lunch!  Go figure.  WHEN should I go out of my way to Make Egg Whites for future balanced breakfasts.  TODAY?  TOMORROW?  Let's aim for tomorrow, right?  Today WHY BOTHER.  Tomorrow?  WHY NOT BOTHER.  That's how I feel and crap!  Hmm.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  NOTHING HAS HAPPENED YET.  In this act.  Possibly in this day.  PERHAPS THIS DECADE. But definitely This Act At Least.  Hmm.  Not gonna do any reading before Super Market delivery unless I get a DISTINCT IMPRESSION I'd have an hour or more Bonus I'd be waiting.  If they ALERT ME hey it's gonna be 2 hours late SURE I'll start reading.  IF I DON'T GET THAT, probably don't start reading yet!  Hmm.  GOT SOME SNAPPLE.  It's not SODA CITRUS but it is CITRUS DRINK.  So that's good and crap.  Getting black and whites!  That's EASILY the #1 Sleeper Pick for breakfast tomorrow.  Makes NO SENSE to make egg whites TODAY.  What else is going on and crap.  Aiming for six walks today regardless of Super Market Arrival.  Unless it's WAY late.  You know that sort of thing.  Hmm.  Wearin' nice shirt today.  BUTTON DOWN and whatknot.  Oh okay that DOES sound nice.
   Last paragraph for now!  Huh!  Gettin FAMILY SIZE box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  NICE BIG BOX. Who doesn't like a nice big box.  Nobody, that's who!  What else is going on and crap.  PRESUMABLY AIM FOR exactly ONE CUP of cereal.  RIGHT AROUND what I want CALORIE WISE and HEARTINESS WISE.  Sounds goods.  Sounds reals goods.  Anyway.  What else is going on and crap.  I can see myself enjoying some THE WIRE indefinitely until Super Market comes.  HOPEFULLY SHORT SIDE OF INDEFINITE.  I won't enjoy it FOR HOURS.  I'd enjoy it for like 30 minutes though.  That'd be fun and whatknot.  Hmm.  Nice WARMISH day outside!  I ENJOYED TE TEMPERATURE.  I was warned it'd be COLD this weekend but so far I'VE HAD GOOD EXPERIENCE with the weather.  Whether. Weather.  Yeah. Weather.  There we go.  Anyway.  That's it for now!  Be back tonight.

Hold Your Horses

    Hey friends!  What's up and crap.  Got beer #1 going IN PROMOTIONAL CIGARETTE STORE Glass Mug.  Pretty good!  The foam is really enhanced.  Got delicious orange tootsie pop.  Had chicken pot pie for dinner, balanced breakfast for lunch.  SEVEN walks instead of six.  Super Market came VERY REASONABLE half an hour after Act II ended.  Read TWO chapters of ChapterBook.  There was a short 12 page chapter AFTER regular chapter that I felt like reading.  NOW ALL THATS LEFT IS 30 page CLINT-TON chapter and 8 page GEORGE BUSH II Chapter.  And several page AFTERWARDS.  Point is I'm almost done.  What were today's chapters about.  I DUNNO.  Last Short Chapter was about INSPIRATIONING.  Not so much Further History but more like c'mon guys, get it together. I know you can do better than this At Being America.  I WANNA SEE SOME EFFORT OUT THERE.  Pretty inspirational I gotta say.  Makes me wanna consider ALSO encouraging America to Be Better At Being America.  Not gonna do it MYSELF.  But I'LL PASS TE MESSAGE ALONE for sure.
    Anyway.  It came before Clint-ton and Bush II because I assume this was written in PREVIOUS editions BEFORE Clint-ton and Bush II presidencies.  I guess!  What else is going on.  Lotta COLDNESS out there today.  Not enjoying walking out in the cold!  AND IT'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE the next 2 or 3 months.  Winter has JUST begun.  WHAT TE HELL.  Is there any sort of Negotiating I can do With Winter to figure out some sort of compromise.  I don't have to walk in the cold IF I GIVE UP... huh.  What can I OFFER WINTER to bargain with it To Abandon Too Cold During Walks.  That's a tough one.  Anyway.  Gonna be 3 or 4 beers today.  Maybe only 3!  I dunno!  JUST BIT DOWN INTO TOOTSIE POP MOSTLY.  IT WAS FUN.  Had keto bar in afternoon.  Can still have another snack tonight if I feel like it AND I PROBABLY WILL.  I was thinkin' maybe COFFEE CHOCOLATE CHIP ICED CREAM BAR. But now I'm thinkin' MAYBE ANOTHER TOOTSIE POP OR SOME SUCH.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Tomorrow is the last day before Christams.  NIGHTMARE before Christmas one might say.  One might say lots of stuff.  That's a pretty good example!  Huh.  TWO BOXES OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH. We only paid for one.  WE GOT TWO.  IT WAS A GOOD DAY.  Two FAMILY Sized Boxes.  Each of these boxes ARE AS A BIG AS A FAMILY.  I guess.  Too bad I don't have any egg whites. I could have prepared for a possible Balanced breakfast for tomorrow lunch!  WHICH WOULD INCLUDE POSSIBLE CINNAMON TOASTED CRUNCH.  OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE.  Could always have Cereal without egg white and/or eggo.  THAT'S WEIRD.  KINDA LIKE IT THOUGH.   Anyway.  Figure I'd just list breakfast as Blacn and White Cookie if I have Black and white cookies.  Instead of saying 2.5 Mini Black and white cookies I would presumably just say Black And White Cookie and leave it at that.  I'm not HAPPY that I'm not specifying the size of meals and snacks.  I really wanna justify my Unhealthy choices by pointing out they're healthy portions.  BUT IT'D BE CLUNKY TO.  I don't wanna be clunky.  HEY MAYBE I CAN WATCH CHILD'S PLAY II AFTER THIS. I have no idea why Clunky led me to Child's Play II.  Chucky.  Clunky and Chucky.  POSSIBLY.
   ANyway.  What else is up.  Presumably get some Tablet Time going tonight if I'm, "ON," beer.  Take some nice Notes and crap.  Sounds fair!  It's POSSIBLE I finish ChapterBook tomorrow.  If not I probably finish it on CHRIST-Mass.  If not I finish it the next day!  THAT'S IT, that's all there is to it.  BLAM.  Let's make sure I have Child's Play II DVD ready and/or able.  And/or willing.  And/or some other stuff what do I know.  The point is YES I do have Child's Play II going on.  So that's good.  What kinda meals am I looking at for tomorrow.  Black and White Breakfast.  SUSHI or WIDE AL FREDO or TURKEY MEATLOAF or HERBED CHICKEN SWEET POATOE BROCCOLI for lunch.  DINNER?  I dunno!  May be due for Pizzeria Pizza!  IF NOT maybe I get a Griddlecentric meal from DINER with some EGG WHITE.  So I don't gotta cook more egg white.  PLUS I GET TO EAT DELICIOUS GRIDDLECENTRIC DINNER PRESUMABLY A DELICIOUS OLD FREEDOMED FRENCH TOAST.
   Last paragraph.  Huh.  How long is Child's Play II.  I'M GONNA GUESS AN HOUR THIRTY NINE MINUTES.  Hmm only an hour 24 minutes.  Anyway.  Might wanna go to bed when that's over.  MIGHT wanna stay up a MITE longer.  We'll see I guess.  Wonderful.  Black and whites for breakfast.  Hopefully I APPRECIATE THEM.  MOST of the time I appreciate breakfast well enough.  NIGHTMIGHTS I'm rarely appreciating.  Breakfasts I COULD be half asleep and Unappreciative.  MORE OFTEN I GET SOMETHIN OUT OF IT THOUGH is the point.  Anyway.  2.5 Black and whites.  That's how that goes, right?  Been a month or so since Black and Whites, though.  A MITE OUT OF PRACTICE AM I.  What else is going on and crap.  I dunno.  IS Child's Play II THE BEST CHILD'S PLAY?  You could certainly make that argument.  You could make any argument.  THE POWER IS IN YOUR HANDS.  Anyway.  That's it for now!  See ya tomorry.

-8:21 P.M.

Thursday, December 22, 2022

Well That Worked Out

    Hey friends!  Got back from Official Endocrine Appointment Weigh In.  WAS 10-12 LB LOWER THAN I EXPECTED.  I was prepared to have gained 3-5 LB overall since Last Weigh In 3.5 months ago.  I LOST 7 LB.  Then I checked Home Scale when I got home which pretty much collaborated the tale!  So that's good somehow I guess!  Not sure how it happened.  Anyway.  Now I'm FIVE LB from what I CONSIDERED ultimate weight goal.  Now that it's within reach DROP ULTIMATE WEIGHT GOAL DOWN ANOTEHR 5 LB.  Lose 10 LB in 2-4 months.  That'd do the trick!  Anyway.  Went over NightMight Problems with Endocrine Doctor.  She installed some sort of Blood Sugar Tracker in my arm.  Leave it in there for two weeks.  Don't take it out FOR NOTHIN.  Also KEEP FOOD DIARY.  Food LOG.  She might have said Food Diary but I'm gonna keep a Food LOG.  MEN DO LOGS.  WOMEN DO DIARIES.  Either way Weight is great and if I can stop NightMight eventually, that'd be even better!  NOT EXACTLY ENCOURAGED.  She didn't know what this was at all either.
   Anyway.  Did some NightMight snacking LAST night.  No Regular Breakfast though.  Huh.  11:59 AM right now.  Gonna end up with most likely six walks today.  GOING FORAWRD maybe aim for only six walks REGUARLY a day instead of eight.  Maybe SEVEN.  Makes sense to drop it down to six or seven though for lots of reasons I CAN'T GET INTO.  Sure I can.  I choose not to, though!  Anyway.  Lunch gonna be chicken parm OR MAYBE get a head start on SandwichLunches I have for upcoming week.  Kinda feel like having a turkey or ham sandwich TODAY that otherwise would be between Friday and NEXT Thursday.  COMES WITH GOOD SWEET SANDWICHSIDE.  Golden Graham Bar, I'm thinking!  Anyway.  We'll see what happens!  Not sure about Reading today.  Could be ZERO, could be about 20 pages, or could be about 40 pages.  Either way, I dunno!  POSSIBLE I only have 8 or 9 paragraphs for Act I to make sure I can fit in Walk II when I wanna!
   Sure.  If I could be 10 pounds heavier BUT I could get rid of NightMight Snacking IMMEDIATELY and FOREVER, I'd take that deal.  But I guess being 10 pounds lighter than I thought is a pretty nice surprise, too!  Listened to Weezer's WINTER Album yesterday.  One of the songs he does a VARIATION of Surprise Symphony.  You know, HAYDN'S Surprise Symphony?  GET WITH THE TIMES.  Anyway.  Hopefully I don't have Diabetes.  I'd say that's one solid thing to hope for!  Anyway.  Got cigarettes and 4 Quest Bars.  They offered me MORE beer glasses.  Presumably the same as I got last time.  I was PREPPED by my parents to DENY them if they were proposed to me though.  Which I did.  I already got TWO.  And I'm ONE PERSON.  How many More Than Me do I really need.  NONE.  So that's good.  CRAP I forgot to get A GUM.  I'm re-upping with gum tomorrow but it's gonna be close if I can make it.  Lemme LURQ my supplies right now.  OK GOOD.  I got a couple pieces of Peppermint and an entire 14 stick box of Tropical Twist.  Not HAPPY I gotta have Tropical Twist.  But it's BETTER THAN NOTHING.
   Gotta imagine I don't need to put that in Food Log.  Or as the kids call it FLOG.  Hey that's a word.  Opposite of Golf.  Oh okay. What else is going on and crap.  Endocrine Doctor UNFAMILIAR with Night Eating Syndrome.  But she seemed to understand the gist of it.  Wasn't DOUBTIN me.  Wasn't like oh so you get up at night sometimes and you're hungry.  And you eat.  Okay.  NO IT'S MORE COMPLICATED TAN TAHT.  So that's good I guess.  Anyway.  I was ready to consider Recent Weight Fluxuation as I lost 50 pounds in 9 months, then gained back 20 in a year, (Then hopefully lost back 10-15 over HoweverLongIt'dTake).  HOWEVER turns out it's I lost 50 pounds in 9 months, then gained back 10 in a year.  HOLY SHIT.  It's too good to be true!  I dunno.  I look at my belly either DIRECTLY or IN REFLECTION... I don't BUY that it's 7 pounds less than it was 3.5 months ago.  SOMETHIN SEEMS OFF HERE.  Anyway.  Other possible lunch is Bagel + Egg White.
   Fifth paragraph!  Amazing.  If I drop down to six walks, but I keep Busy Early Morning, I'd be HOME and WALK FREE for about 4.5 hours in the middle of the day.  Around 3:00 PM to 7:00 PM.  IMAGINE WHAT KINDA DAY I COULD FIGURE OUT WIT HTHAT KINDA SCHEDULE.  Anyway.  Six paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  I'd enjoy skipping reading today but I'd ALSO enjoy hey I coulda skipped reading but I ended up reading anyway so good for me today.  Either way got about 45 minutes to write the rest of the act.  I could probably fit in the entire 10 paragraphs one would imagine.  That's usually how things go.  HMM.  New ANTHOLOGY HORROR movie on SHUTTER.  I could see myself trying to enjoy that.  Not literally. It's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to SEE ONE'S SELF.  Not sure that's accurate.  Pretty sure it's inaccurate now that I think about it!  Hey time to get some coffee. 
     Not gonna be able to take a shower or read before lunch.  Gonna be busy writing ACT II!  Hmm.  Odds are I get myself to read entire chapter today.  Two sessions of readin.  38 pages overall.  Anyway.  I didn't read Food Journal GUIDELIENS or INSTRUCTIONS yet but I started it nonetheless.  Cup of coffee.  12:18 PM.  Not sure what other info I'll need to keep track of.  I'LL CONSULT INSTRUCTIONS which I assume THEY GAVE ME a little bit later.  Huh.  HOLY SHIT COMMON DREAMS: THE QUALITY NEWS SITE has a new format.  THIS IS CRAZY.  It's the same type of headlines and blurbs but THE FONTS AND SHIT ARE DIFFERENT.  PAGE LAYOUT NOT THE SAME.  Not sure how I feel about it.  I TINK I like it.  Lemme Look at it again.  YEAH IT'S PRETTY SPIFFY.  So that's good.  Gotta go back to Endocrinologist in 2 weeks because of the Blood Sugar crap.  OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE.  Hey only 4 more paragraphs for Act I!
   Good deal.  Looked at some Carlos Correa highlights.  I like the thing where he throws the ball quickly to the first baseman by bouncing it off the ground 10 or 20 feet ahead of him.  FUCKIN ROCKETS TAHT BASEBALL INTO THE GROUND and it bounces into First Baseman's Glove.  NIFTY trick.  Wonder how that'll play from THE THIRD BASE.  He's no longer Stoppin Shrot.  Now he's Basing Third.  Anyway, I dunno.  Startin' up The Wire Season II today.  What else do I got going on for me.  TWO FOR TE SHOW is the next Tales In The Crypt episode.  FINE episode.  It's got SEVERAL Some Things Going For It.  Or somethin.  I dunno.  Lookin' like I'll have no problem fitting in Act I before Walk II.  Amazing.  FIRST REC Marijuana shop is opening next week.  ON ASTOR PLACE.  MAN OH MAN if I was in NYU I'd be RIGHT THERE.  O hwell such is life.  It'll reach me soon enough!
   Three paragraphs to go!  Pretty sure I read about ASTORS in People'sHistoryBook.  PRETTY SURE that was a SuperWealth Family in New York City Past.  Them Astors.  LEMME LTURQ.  JOHN JACOB ASTOR from 1763-1848.  America's FIRST Multi-Millionaire.  WOW.  I hope it all works out for him.  WAIT NO I DON'T.  Then again what else is going on and crap.  SURE I had Class Buildings on ASTOR PLACE.  I think.  Had SOMETING on Astor Place.  Maybe I just had WALKING BY ASTOR PLACE all the time On Astor Place.  NAH.  Feels like it was an ADDRESS I went to.  What else do I got going on for me.  What's the right move for lunch.  I JUST DON'T KNOW.  Feels like maybe Chicken Parm is the right move.  I JUST DON'T KNOW.  Flip some sort of five sided coin.  Decide between five things.  I DON'T HAVE FIVE GOOD OPTIONS.  Chicken parm or ham sandwich.  THEMS THE MAIN OPTION.  I DON'T LIKE THE ASTORS. I could look into them more to see WHY I don't.  Or why I SHOULDN'T. 
   Penultimate paragraph.  Re-upping with Super market tomorrow! GETTIN BACK into havin some non-night-might snack.  LET'S EASE INTO IT.  APPRECIATE IT.  Don't do it more than I gotta.  BUT HAVE SOME FUN WIT IT, WHY NOT.  Anyway what playlist am I listening to now.  BEST OF 2022 ALT CNTRL or something.  It's like Your Standard ALT CNTRL playlist but IT's 2022 HIGHLIGHTS specifically.  So that's been good.  If I wanna lose 10 pounds at about a pound a week which are BOTH VERY REASONABLE GOALS that gets me RIGHT UP TO FEBRUARY 1st.  Less a day or two.  But more or less THAT'S TEH PLAN I GUESS.  Well not really.  NightMight makes planning UNFEASIBLE.  That'd be the plan with NO NightMight.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Maybe just have ham sandwich today.  One less sandwich for next Friday--Thursday Period.  WHY NOT.  Sounds reasonable.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  HEY.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Pheffernusse Day.  Small Spice Cookies.  GERMAN in origin.  Sounds good to me. I  can eat cookies.  GIVE ME one of those shits.  Gonna get some MINI BLACK AND WHITES from Super Market.  2.5 of thems as breakfasts NO PROBLEM I like that sort of thing.  GONNA BE GOOD, REAL GOOD.  Gonna have moderately heavy drinking PROBABLY tomorrow night but PERHAPS tonight.  TWICE A WEEK either 4 or 5 drinks?  WOW.  It should be fun!  GREAT now Endocrine Lady will find out about my Small Beer Binges.  Oh well.  WHAT ENDOCRINE LADY DON'T KNOW WON'T HURT HER.  Yes.  But She Will Know This.  That's The Point.  OH NO I DON'T WANNA HURT ANYONE.  LEAST OF ALL ENDOCRINE LADY.  So that's good.  Huh.  Maybe I have a later lunch or something for some reason.  Cause rest of the morning is Pushed Back.  Not hungry RIGHT NOW at least.  The point is WOW what a terrible entry BUT I'm 10 pounds lighter than I thought.  I DON'T EVEN GET IT.  It's like the Mets signing Super Star player out of nowhere they don't need.  I recognize LOGICALLY this is great but it's so outside the realm of my experience and expectations that it's just... NOTHIN.  I can't contemplate it or contextualize this new information.  Hopefully I figure out how to Figure It Out though.  IN A GOOD WAY.  I'll be back soon.

things are going my way

    Hey friends!  Thinkin' ahead.  Loosen up diet more than I thought.  Lose last 10 pounds over NEXT 100 DAYS.  YA KNOW UP UNTIL APRIL 1 OR SO.  Got some good CONTEXT for how big meals and crap'll be.  Settle in at Six walks a day.  SHOULD BE GOOD.  GONNA BE GOOD.  I think so.  Gonna check my weight every morning for at least a couple of days.  Reasonable chance there's extreme fluxuation now that I think about it!  Hmm.  REASONABLE chance tomorrow the scale says FOUR MORE POUNDS TAN TODAY.  Still would be AMAZING compared to what I thought.  But that would THROW A WRENCH in all these Diet Plans I'm concocting These Last Couple Of Hours.  Oh well, what can ya do.  Eat the chicken parm for lunch I guess.  That's one thing I can AND WILL do.  Probably in about fourty minutes or so.  AMAZING.  Figure I'll do Half the reading between walks III and IV, and half between walks IV and V.  Read that entire chapter.  This might be THE BIGGEST CHAPTER left.  After this one SMALLER CHAPTERS.  Especially The Clinton Presidency.  THAT SUCKER IS ONLY 12 PAGES.  Pretty good though FOR JUST ONE PRESIDENT.  I can't think of another President who got his own chapter.  Chapter I'm reading today is a Carter-Reagan-Bush Chapter.  SHOWS HOW MUCH HOWARD ZINN thinks about ACTUAL Variation depending on whose president.
   NOT A LOT.  What else is going on and crap.  Nice picture of A TRAIN on Common Dreams home page.  LEAD article is about Congressional Proposed Bills to fund climate friendly Light-Rail, Bus Systems.  NICE PIC OF AN ABOVE GROUND TRAIN STATION with a TRAIN pulling in. Or pulling out.  Or Just Pulled Exactly.  The point is man oh man I haven't ridden The Train in TOO LONG.  Guess I can create my own train inside my house.  Not completely IMPOSSIBLE.  Anyway, I dunno.  Gonna have some fun figuring out what to re-up with from Super Market tomorrow.  Time to HALFWAY INDULGE REASONABLY AND RESPONSIBLY.  Man oh man WHAT IS GONNA BE DINNER LIKE TONIGHT.  Hot dogs still probably in the lead.  Maybe even INDULGE with some chips.  LET'S GO CRAZY.  I'm losing 7 pounds when I thought I'd be gaining 5.  THAT'S LIKE 40,000 Calories THAT JUST APPEARED IN MY FAVOR.  That doesn't happen every day!  Whatever.  Three paragraphs to go!
   YEAH.  Put on some The Wire when this is over.  I guess.  Huh.  When am I supposed to take my shower today.  That's a tough one.  Now I dunno what to do considering Reading Sessions in a little bit.  MIGHT HAVE TO SUBTRACT ONE SESSION.  Make it a Showering + Drying session.  OH well what can ya do.  Got FOUR Quest Bars.  Which ones.  I TINK it was Birthday Bar, Cookies N Cream Bar, Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Bar, and S'More Bar.  Seems reasonable.  I'd enjoy just one of them as a lunch to be honest.  BUT I GOTTA EAT REAL LUNCHES NOWADAYS.   That's the way to go I feel.  I dunno.  JUST HAVE QUEST BAR IF I FEEL LIKE IT, RIGHT?  WHY NOT.  Man LIFE IS HARD.  No one tells you about this!  You're gonna have to make Lunch Decisions like the one I've been struggling with For What Seems Like Forever.  UGH.  Circling back around, now, to HAM SANDWICH with a sweet sandwichside.  LIFE IS TOUGH.
   Penultimate paragraph.  WAIT NO CHICKEN PARM.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  Hmm.  Maybe take a quick shower After Act II and before lunch.  THAT could work.  Might delay lunch 5-15 minutes.  GOOD I have more time to Crack This Code Of What To Lunch Upon.  Anyway.  Man.  In a few hours I'll be done with READING for today.  I'll have a solid Few Hours of Just WATCHING TV time.  HASHTAG BLEST.  What else is up.  METS TRADED ALBATROSS CATCHER JOHN MCCANN.  Oh well.  John McCain.  John Mclane.  Johnny Tremain.  What's going on again.  Will Standard Big Unaffiliated Block in the middle of the day lead to FULFILLING DREAM OF WORKING ON CREATIVE PRODUCTION?  I dunno!  It's a BIG PART OF THE PICTURE.  I dunno if IT ALONE can get the job done.  Might also need BEER or WEED.  But it's possible IT ALONE can get me started.  WHICH IS GOOD I GUESS FOR SOME REASON NO ONE IS REALLY SURE OF.
   Last paragraph of the DayTime Day.  Anyway.  Shower after this.  Equating to EATING in about 25-40 minutes from THIS VERY MOMENT.  GOOD.  Gonna have to consult instructions I was given on how to Flog appropriately.  I assume there was instructions.  You can't just tell someone to keep a Flog for 2 weeks and leave them to their own devices.  I NEED GUIDELIENS of what you're looking for.  So that's good.  IF I had a Quest bar for lunch which would it be.  Cookies n cream would be delicious.  I dunno.  I'd say ANY OF EM but Birthday bar would be a good choice.  YEAH.  I'm not keeping track of when I drink Diet Soda.  If she tells me that I should have been, NO BIG DEAL.  I can just say oh okay then ALWAYS.  No problem going backwards and trying to figure it out.  It was just 100% CONSTANTLY.  EASY.  What else.  That's it for now.  Be back tonight!

It's All Very Exciting

    Hi friends.  Having an exciting One Beer tonight.  Will DETRACT from amount of beer I'll have tomorrow.  PLAN is to have 9 beers a week.  STILL THE PLAN.  I just may divide it up differently than I thought I might!  ANYWAY.  Had delicious Ham Sandwich with Fiber Brownie for lunch.  Delicious Kids Chicken Parm for dinner.  DELICIOUS FUDGESICLE NOW AND BEER NOW.  Took an entire six walks.  Read entire Chapter of ChapterBook.  NOW HERE I AM TO SPEND 2 HOURS OR SO DOIN' SOME RELAXMENT TYPE CRAP.  GOVERNMENT GETTING OMNIBUS BILL PASSED?  Not sure how I feel about the word Omnibus.  Solid 80% chance I LOVE IT but the other 20% isn't feeling nonplussed about it-- the other 20% is that I HATE IT.  Still though YOU GOTTA LIKE TOHSE ODDS.  I suggest you like those odds at least.  You don't have to.  I have very little authority over you, Practically or In Spirit.  I HAVE NO THEORETICAL POWER AND EVEN IF I DID THERE'S NO WAY TO ENFORCE IT.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Chicken pot pie for dinner tomorrow night.  BREAKFAST probably gonna be Classic Breakfast.  But for Flog I might just say Two Pop Tarts.  I feel weird telling Endocrine Doctor I have breakfast of 1 pop tart and 1 comprehensive iced cream sandwich.  I think she'd UNDERSTAND 2 Pop Tarts and it's more or less in the same SPIRIT such that it wouldn't confuse my Reportings.  Anyway.  Gotta say WHEN I START MEALS and WHEN I FINISH MEALS.  I looked at the instructions and they weren't All That but one thing I DID get from it is SAY WHEN YA START, SAY WHEN YA FINISH.  THEY LEFT NO ROOM FOR SNACK.  That's why I abandoned their instructions.  I'm ASSUMING I should be saying All Times I Eat.  RIGHT NOW I just got ONE-OFF time for snack though.  FOR EXAMPLE I will not be finishing this beer the same Calendar Minute that I started it.  BUT I WON'T BOTHER saying when I finish it.  OH OKAY THAT MAKES SENSE.  Hochul nominated an Anti-Choice/Anti-Union judge and I TINK not just regular judge but MAIN judge.  OH OKAY THAT MAKES SENSE.  SHE WON RE-ELECTION SO NOW SHE FEELS ENTITLED TO EGREGIOUSLY BETRAY THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR HER.  I GET IT.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Watched a The Wire or two today.  THE PLAN is that I still got a tootsie pop in store before bed PROBS.  Probs is short for Probably.  I don't KNOW how it became plural.  Somewhere along the way it became Multiples of Prob.  GO FIGURE.  Gotta accept super market delivery tomorrow.  Figure I'll be able to fit in six walks more or less easily regardless.  ESPECIALLY if I get up early enough to take A SINGLE WALK before Delivery Window Time.  WOW. WINDOW TIME.  I've been waiting ALL WEEK for Window Time.  Huh.  What does that mean.  I don't get it.  What else is going on and crap.  What kinda lunch we lookin' at for tomorrow.  Maybe a Bagel with Egg White!  Maybe SUSHI.  Maybe TURKEY MEATLOAF and Last And ALSO Least Wide Al Fredo meal.  Bagel with egg white sounds like the way to go off the top of my head.  BUT If I could manage to EXPEND the egg white in breakfast as a Balanced Breakfast ALL THE BETTER.  Well LOTS OF the better.  Maybe about 30-45% The Better.
   Two paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  I guess.  Made it through the week with enough soda OF ALL TYPES AND JUST BARELY.  PERFECT.  I can't convey how great it was!  JUST finished Root Beer.  Got less than half a 2 liter bottle left of Diet Coke, Sprite, and Orange.  To last me another 14 or 15 hours.  WHICH WILL MOSTLY BE In My Slumber.  BASICALLY I knocked it out of the park In This Specific Area Of Life.  Gotta knock SOME area of life out of the park.  Or maybe you're not good at knocking anything out of parks.  Perhaps you have other valuable Soft Ball Skills.  What do I know.  Maybe watch Shutter Anthology film when this is over.  LEMME SEE WHAT THAT THERE RUNNING TIME IS.  HMM 99 MINUTES.  Sounds like it'll run me about Over An Hour And A Half.  SOUNDS REASONABLE.  Let's go with that.  Stick at Just The One beer.  LETS GO with that.
   Last paragraph.  Amazing.  LOOK does having to share 2 week Flog with Endocrine Doctor IMPACT what I will be eating?  OF COURSE.  I want to make decisions that are LESS JUDGABLE.  You know like how This Person who Hochul nominated for chef judge... is?  Uh.. LESS JUDGALE.  She's LESS at being a GOOD JUDGE.  LESS JUDGE-ABLE.  Okay Fine it doesn't work completely BUT I FEEL IN SPIRIT this Hochul Nominee is LESS JUDGABLE IN MY BOOK.  AND MY BOOK IS THE INDUSTRY STANDARD re: BOOKS.  Anyway.  What else is going on and crap.  Did I have any Snack today besides tonight?  NOPE.  COULD HAVE.  NEVER NEEDED NO SNACK.  Wow!  The good news is Whatever.  Lost 10 pounds in 100 days.  SOUNDS LIKE A SURPLUS and/or Deficit of THREE HUNDRED FIFTY CALORIES a day.  YEAH.  What if I have Black And White cookies for breakst.  Probably just say 2 pop tarts again.  SHE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND most of my breakfasts.  Guess the answer is To Lie.  Not really a WHITE lie.  Not really a malignant lie, either.  Some Specific Kind Of Lie that we don't have an exact term for I feel.  Gonna have to look into that.  Anyway.  I'll see ya tomorry!

-8:19 P.M.

Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Gonna Do Everything On Time

    Hey friends!  Right on schedule today.  9:28 AM!  Took clothes to laundromat earlier and then took a walk.  Gonna have to pick up clothes from laundromat later in the evening!  Makes sense.  Had a small amount of NightMight snacking.  Had a Smaller Classic Breakfast (Golden Graham Bar instead of Pop Tart).  NOT SURE about lunch today.  Responsibilitywise, best choice is ham sandwich or chicken parm.  HOWEVER maybe I go with Balanced Breakfast.  OR MAYBE some sort of Dumb Classic Lunch.  Which is maybe EXACTLY a classic breakfast.  A Pop tart and a comprehensive iced cream sandwich.  JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT OR SOMETHING.  Anyway, I dunno!  Mets signed Carlos Correa out of nowhere!  They don't even need em!  They just felt like giving some jerk 300 million dollars.  WOW.  LOOK I know he's a Superstar level player by SABERMETRICS and/or SCOUTING REPORTS but in general statistics NOT THAT EXCITING.  Average batting average.  No stolen bases anymore.  Not THAT many homeruns or walks.  WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL.  Oh well I guess he'll be fun to watch ON THE DIAMOND.
   I wonder if Mike D's last name is REALLY Diamond. I always assumed it was.  But lately it's occurred to me Mike Diamond might be a stage name.  Hmm.  His Dad was named Harold Diamond.  I guess it's legit.  WAIT A SECOND.  His name is Michael and his Dad's name is Harold.  THAT'S MY SITUATION EXACTLY.  My name IS TAHT and my Dad's name IS THE OTHER THAT.  Anyway.  I feel like the Mets have a pretty deep lineup these days.  Line up is when people come to the batters box over and over, one after the other.  Anyway.  Socks I'm wearing now are real holy.  One of 'em at least.  Not sure why I'm not taking them off and throwing them out.  Or at least just taking them off and putting on a new pair and reserving the right to throw out the current pair later.  Maybe I don't wanna COMMIT to throwing them out now.  But at the very least I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER.  Anyway.  Balanced Breakfast sounds good for lunch.
   Hmm.  Phone charged for the most part over night.  I think it's in the low 80's right now.  YEP 72% JUST LIKE I SAID.  LOOKIN AHEAD, looks like I can fit in ChapterBook chapter between walks IV and Lunch.  Presumably.  LOOK if Carlos Correa could average A TOTAL OF 15 MORE stolen bases and/or homeruns a year SUDDENLY THAT'S EXCITING.  Right now he's averaging around 30 Units between homeruns and stolen bases (28 or so being humeruns).  If I was being led to believe I should expect FOURTY FIVE units (DOESN'T MATTER HOW DIVVIED UP) then I'm Excited all of a sudden.  Even TEN more units would be pretty exciting.  THE POINT IS I GUESS IT'S GOOD.  Huge overall value for deal but in terms of AVERAGE ANNUAL SALARY not really the biggest deal MLB players get these days.  So tat's good.  Some more THE NEW ROCK going on this morning.  So that's good.
   Yeah!  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Cookie Exchange Day and National Date Nut Bread.  DATE NUT?  THAT'D BE GOOD FOR ME. I'm a Crazy and I'd like to be DATED.  Socially.  BY WOMAN.  COOKIE EXCHANGE?  Ya have a party.  Everyone makes cookies.  Ya all exchange cookies.  Sounds delightful.  As long as I'm he JUDGE JURY AND EXECUTIONER. I'm not BRINGING the cookies.  I get to sample all of them though.  And then pass judgment.  I'll be REAL NICE sure.  I'm not gonna take this opportunity to be a jerk.  Gonna go out of my way to be POSITIVE.  HEY EACH OF THESE COOKIES IS BETTER THAN THE LAST.  BUT IN A GOOD WAY.  KEEP EM COMING FRIENDS.  That sort of thing.  Hmm.  If I have Ham Sandwich I can have a cookie-ish sandwichside.  Maybe not a cookie PERSAY.  But somethin SWEET.  Interesting.  Whatever.  That'll be in 4-4.5 hours.  I CAN'T WAIT.  I will BUT I CAN'T.
   Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Replaced holy sock with one of the socks I was wearing yesterday.  About 50% chance they're a matching pair.  I could determine that easily!  Even EASIER not to though.  Doesn't matter.  They're all socks in the end.  Maybe matching pairs aren't as good as NON-matching pairs.  FEET like to mix things up.  That's my impression.  Anyway, I dunno.  After today get to start having a bit of SNACK rationed out for Regular Day.  AMAZING.  Hopefully I figure out a way to do it where I can have it when I want, I don't want it too much, and it's not something that bothers me or keeps my mind occupied all day.  I SAY I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT.  I SAY LOTS OF THINGS.  The good news is Carlos Correa got some alliteration.  Huh.  Just realized he's a new CLUBHOUSE PRESCIENCE.  HE'S A SUPERSTAR PLAYER.  Even if he's not 100% needed or doesn't have Sexiest Stats ALL OF A SUDDEN WE GOT A NEW SUPERSTAR IN THE MIX.  Wonder what he's like.  WOW coffee time.
   How much time do I have to write 5 paragraphs ideally.  I dunno.  Let's say thirty five minutes is more than enough time All Around.  OKAY I'll say it in a little bit.  Got a nice shirt on today.  Nothin' special about the shirt at all.  It's just comfortable is all.  Hmm.  If I have ham sandwich, what kinda sandwichside are we talkin'.  I'd guess 70 calorie Fiber One Brownie.  PERHAPS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE FLAVORED.  That sounds pretty good!  Maybe I can just have FIVE Fiber One 70 Calorie Chocolate Chip Cookie Brownies as ENTIRE lunch.  I SHOULD do that but I won't.  I gotta be willing to ROLL THE DICE.  Put my money where my mouth is.  TAKE SOME SHOTS.  Have dumb lunches like that.  Maybe one day I will but NOT TODAY.  Anyway.  I wanna watch CARLOS CORREA HIGHLIGHTS but there's no CONCISE TOP HIGHLIGHTS compilation.  There's 9 minute Highlight Clips for EACH YEAR.  But I want a 9 minute highlight clip show of ENTIRE CAREER.  9 x 6 or whatever is TOO MANY HIGHLIGHTS.  Which lets face it WON'T BE THE HIGHEST LIT.
   Seventh paragraph.  What else is up.  Mets are creating LOGJAM blocking Prospects.  They got a few Promisin' Prospectors who are being BLOCKED by long contract players.  OH NO I'M SCARED.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Rest of the day shouldn't be so bad.  SURE as of now the next 3.5-4 hours seem kinda crappy because I Wanna Eat Lunch.  But based on prior experience MOST OF THAT will pass pretty comfortably without Being Too Hungry.  AND enjoying stuff.  Making progress with ENTRY, with WALKS, with sit-up/push-ups, with probably ENTIRE READING FOR THE DAY... AND TEN I GOT THE WHOLE DAY AHEAD OF ME AFTER THAT.  So it's good!  Huh.  What else do I got going on for me.  How many minutes do I have to write next 3 paragraphs Ideally.  I dunno.  Thirty minutes.  Let's go with that.  Or somethin.  I dunno.
   Okay.  PRISONER'S RIGHTS, eh.  Not sure that's going very well these days.  They've got the right to CANTEEN.  BUY SOME CHIPS OR SOMETHING.  Commissary.  THAT SORT OF THING.  Sounds pretty good to me.  I'd eat some chips if that's what it came down to!  Anyway, jeez, how is The New Rock going.  So far  PRETTY GOOD. Not THE BEST but it gets the job done!  HEY first day of Winter.  I like winter.  For a while I thought I'd have a SuperWinter this year-into-next-year.  NOPE.  Looks like I'm gonna have a StandardWinter, though!   STARTING.... NOW.  Or a few hours ago.  Maybe 12 hours later.  What do I know.  Hmm.  I think The Wire actors are VICTIMS OF TEIR OWN SUCCESS.  They COULD put on a An Acting Clinic in lots of subsequent parts after The Wire.  And producers would LOVE to have them.  But they're just worried it would CORRUPT the PURITY of The Wire.  Hey if we start casting these folks in new roles THE WIRE WOULDN"T BE AS SPECIAL.  And We, The Producers Of The Major Motion Picture Agencies, ARE CRITICALLY INVESTED IN TEH WIRE.  Best just to leave these actors be.
   WOW.  Producers!  What else is going on and crap.  Two paragraphs to go!  Wonderful.  12/21 is winter?  ALSO SOUNDIN LIKE A SOLID PALINDROME TO ME.  Wow.  I'll look up some Carlos Correa highlights later maybe.  It's possible.  Correa.  That means STRAP.  Correa is a Spanish word for STRAP.  Strap.  What The Hell is htat supposed to mean.  Oh.  Like BELT.  It means Belt!  Also a MLB player Brandon Belt.  I guess they're Brothers from Another Tongue'rs.  YEAH.  Anyway, what else is up.  Probably SHOULD aim for Ham Sandwich with Chocolate Chip Cookie BrownieSide.  Sounds reasonable.  I like doing things I should now and then.  Carlos and Correa are almost anagrams.  I mean, not COMPLETELY almost.  It's not like your first thought is WAIT A SECOND TOHSE MATCH UP COMPLETELY.  But IN PRACTICE the letters get ya PRETTY close.  So that's good.  What else is going on.  Just one more paragraph!
   Sure.  HEY.  Maybe have no sandwichside for ham sandwich.  Maybe I have half a dozen animal'd crackers.  WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES and crap.  Huh.  Wednesday.  LEFT OFF The Wire with Shakima getting SHOT [TO DEATH? (NO)].  I don't like having Parentheticals becoming Brackets if there's a SUB parenthicals inside because IT'S A SPOILER. You see a Bracket YOU KNOW oh boy some sub-parenthesis coming.  Then again Brackets are MORE FUN IN GENERAL.  I'd LOVE to do a [...] instead of a (...) in general.  But I don't like how it's a SPOILER in practice if you're using it correctly.  Kind of a math things.  Gotta read the parentheticals within the brackets LOGICALLY/Mathematically.  Huh.  What else is up.  I dunno.  Supposed to be COLD the next few days but I TINK we're not getting any Snowstorm.  WHEW.  I'd take RealColdButNoSnow as a compromise MANY DAYS OF THE WEEK.  ANYWAY.  Gonna go take a walk now.  Be back soon!

that's one way to go

    Hey friends.  Time to write 5 paragraphs.  How long do I have?  I dunno.  Let's say 35 minutes is more than enough.  Aiming for Ham Sandwich for lunch I think.  Possibly SIDELESS.  Either way today shaping up to be a solid day all in all.  Not gonna be anything that exciting.  But I'll hit all the main points I like to hit During Day.  Looks like we can see some Trump Tax returns.  THIS DUDE LOSES A LOTS OF MONEY or so he claims.  Also THIS DUDE PAYS MINISCULE AMOUNT OF TAXES every other years.  I think. I don't know how taxes work, "Exactly."  They say nothing is inevitable but death and taxes.  I dunno what TAXES mean and I dunno what DEATH means.  That should be some Trivia Knowledge.  Did you know certain American Indian tribes Don't Have A Word For Death.  The concept of What Was Living No Longer Living DOESN'T EXIST.  I think that'd be a FUN piece of trivia.  I WISH IT WERE TRUE.  Maybe I can WILL IT into existence.  Hmm.  Start my own American Indian Tribe RIGHT NOW.  And FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS FORGET EVERYTHING ABOUT THE CONCEPT OF DEATH.  How can I forget what I already can conceptualize.  I DUNNO BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO FIGURE IT OUT.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Based on recent Readings, I'd say I can read the 22 page chapter in around 40-60 minutes.  Possibly more.  Somewhat possibly between 30-40 minutes I guess.  Either way LINES UP GREAT.  Read it after Walk IV.  Then have lunch when it's done.  THEN THE DAY REALLY STARTS TO GET FUN.  Or something.  I dunno.  Six more chapters I think.  This is chapter 20 out of 25.  Sounds like SIX exactly including today.  WHAT ABOUT SOME AFTERWARDS.  Feels like there's some AFTERWARDS or whatever that's called.  Anyway, I dunno.  Crap and shit.  I feel like this chapter is about The Empire Striking Back.  In SURPRISES we see People's Movements making headway.  NOW it's time for the elite to respond.  OH NO.  At least we got 5 chapters after this one to Return Of The Jedi It Up.  I guess.  Maybe I wanna roll the dice and microwave Ham for sandwich.  I don't think I have any dice.  Good I meant it metaphorically.  I don't think I have any metaphors.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Haven't used TabletTime at all in a while.  The good news is I haven't lost the Pen yet.  I consider each day I Still Have The Pen to be somewhat of a victory.  So that's good!  Hmm.  Watch some The Wire after shower.  NOT A LOT.  Just a bit.  Then I take walk THEN I READ.  THEN I HOLD ALL TE CARDS.  What cards.  DOESN'T MATTER.  I hold em.  What they are may or may not be Any Of Our Businesses.  Anyway.  If your last name is Diamond, why shorten it to D.  Sure MIKE D is a fine rap handle.  But DIAMOND already is pretty cool!  Why not LEAN INTO IT and GO WIT HWHAT GOD GAVE YA since it's already cool.  ALTERNATE UNIVERSE where Mike D is known as Mike Diamond.  I dunno.  From OUR universe it sounds weird and scary but if we lived in that universe we'd find OUR universe version's of his name, Mike D, to be weird and scary!  WHILE IN PRACTICE it doesn't change much else about the universe.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Are ALL The Beastie Boys Jewish or just MOST.  YEP.  ALL.  All is most.  It's the most most could be!  I disagree.  I say All Is NOT Most.  Oh well no use getting into an argument about it now. Maybe later.  I'll try to remember to argue about it with you LATER on in our lives.  What else is going on and crap.  Just a paragraph and a half to go for DaytimeDay.  Good deal.  Am I looking forward to steak * stuffed mushroom for dinner?  Not ACTIVELY but PASSIVELY.  I'm not picturing REALLY REALLY DIGGIN' those components of the dinner.  But I LOGICALLY UNDERSTAND that I'm probably gonna get a kick out of it WHEN THE TIME COMES.  So that's good.  I guess.  Anyway I dunno, what else is going on and crap.  Ideally take about 10 minutes to write the last paragraph in about 10 minutes.  That'd get me goin' real good and whatknot.  To write the last paragraph.
   OK.  Gonna go back to laundromat today PRESUMABLY around 5-6 PM.  THAT'LL BE OKAY. Gotta take that into consideration for When I Take Penultimate Walk but it shouldn't FUCK UP MY SCHEDULE or anything.  Just gotta KEEP IT IN MIND.  Might make me adjust things 20 minutes in one direction or another.  NOT A BIG DEAL.  UNLIKE WHAT CARLOS CORREA GOT FROM METS.  That WAS a big deal.  He's A THIRDWAYS to a billion dollars.  And he doesn't even have very Sexy Stats.  HE'S AN INSPORATION TO US ALL who don't have lots of sexy stats.  Including me!  I'll admit it-- I don't have sexy stats!  Hmm.  Holding onto hope that working with Endocrinologist I can figure out a way to terminate NightMight snacking.  I don't feel 100% confident we'll get it done.  But it's a POSSIBILITY.  Gotta be POSITIVE.  Until the possibility exhausts itself and it's Not So Possible.  THEN TIME TO BECOME NEGATIVE.  Makes a lot of sense to be Negative then!  ANYWAY that's it for now.  Be back tonight! 

More Good Than Bad

    Hey friends.  Another day down!  Got a beer going.  Fresh beer.  Straight out of the Fridgerator.  Had delightful ham sandwich for lunch.  NOT microwaved, SLIGHTLY toasted.  Had steak * stuffed mushroom for dinner.  Took ALL TEM WALKS.  Went and RETRIEVED LAUNDROMAT enterprise.  Watched a bunch of That Wire.  POINT IS IT ALL WENT MORE OR LESS GREAT.  I MAY HAVE QUEST BAR AS SOON AS FIFTEEN HOURS FROM NOW.  Gonna skip breakfast tomorrow.  Then I'll  be HUNGRY when I get home from Endocrine Appointment.  WILL I HAVE EARLY LUNCH?  Maybe that's the right move.  WILL I HAVE QUEST BAR?  Maybe the ALRIGHT move.  Alright is the antonym of Right.  AL as a prefix means NOT.  Like the state Alabama.  It means NOT Abama.  Al Obama.  If I was AN OBAMA I'd name my Kid Al.  Why not.  Short for Albert!  Maybe Alfred!  Maybe Alison and it's a Gender Mix-em-up, WHAT DO I KNOW.  The point is Zelenski is speaking to congress right now.  WOW.  TALKING.  To a group of people.  I bet that happens all the time.  NOT JUST NOW BUT THROUGHOUT HISTORY.  What.  A Person talks to Other People.  YEP.
   Gonna be finishing THE WIRE SEASON I tonight.  Maybe watch something else when that happens.  I THINK I'd enjoy a Tales In The Crypt or two!  What else is going on and crap.  I DON'T, "GET," the song You Can Call Me Al.  Well... is yuor name AL?  Cause then, yeah, I woulda assumed I could call you Al.  And if your name ISN'T Al?  Sure I COULD call you AL but WHAT WOULD BE MY MOTIVATION.  Doesn't makes sense.  Spin off of All In The Family about a distant relative of Archie Bunker whose name is Al and the sitcom is called Al In The Family.  Oh.  Okay.  That Sort Of Thing.  I SEE.  Anyway, hmm, three and a half paragraphs to go.  I'm enjoying beer so far.  When ya don't drink often, Beer actually HITS YA quickly and uncertainly.  I WAS gonna say Slowly But Surely, but then I realized I meant THE OPPOSITE of Slowly.  I DO mean Surely now that I think about it.  Let's KEEP, "Surely," as opposed to Opposing that word.  But let's OPPOSITE-Em-UP of Slowly.  When you don't drink every day, and then you do drink, it hits you Quickly-But-Surely.  Why is that a but.  Why WOULDN'T it be.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  Phone has been charging RELATIVELY easily lately!  Turns out MY LIFE IS GOING PRETTY GOOD.  That's not the ONLY determinant in my current experiences that is relevant in the overall ranking of How My Life Is Going.  But it's one of the KEY factors AND IT'S GREAT.  What else is going on and crap.  What was ChapterBook Chapter about today.  I dunno.  WATERGREAT.  THE ESTABLISHMENT.  That sort of crap.  The good news is OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER.  WHEW.  Now let's go back to dreaming about WINNING THE SUPERBOWL.  THAT SOUNDS SLIGHTLY BETTER.  Dunno what I'm doing for dinner tomorrow night but lunch'll probably DELICIOUS, nutritious, and SUSPICIOUS(ly hearty) Kids Chicken Parm.  AMAZING let's look forward to doing that.  Yeah!  I was!  I mean, I AM.  I'm IN TE PROCESS of looking forward to it.  Started a few hours ago and will probably continue Looking Forward to it UP UNTIL let's say 30-45 minutes BEFORE HAVING IT.  Why am I gonna Stop Looking Forward To It Then.  I dunno. I  just WILL OKAY?
   Penultimate paragraph of the day.  Amazing.  I think Carlos Correa should be hitting FIFTH in the Mets Batting Order.  I'M WILLING TO HAVE A FRANK DISCUSSION ABOUT IT is the point.  Why wouldn't I be willing to have a frank discussion.  Hmm.  Frank.  Possible I'm getting DELI DINNER tomorrow night.  Which means I CAN GET HEATED DOGS for dinner.  And then Chickened Pot Pie for NEXT dinner.  WOW HOT DOGS.  I like the sound of that.  What sound.  Ya know.  The sound Hot Dogs make!  When they plump or something, I dunno.  YOU figure it out.  Tomorrow is one of the longer ChapterBook Chapters.  And seeing as how my morning is ruined because of Endocrine Appointment, POSSIBLE I don't finish All Of Chapter tomorrow.  Maybe even possible I skip reading completely.  MORE LIKELY I read half of the chapter.  Oh okay I see wonderful great this is good stuff presumably. 
   Last paragraph.  Delightful.  Been enjoying some BEDTIMES lately.  I go to bed CONTENT in the day I just led, ADEQUATELY SLEEPY, in the right HEADSPACE to zone out into sleep.  It's been fun, I gotta say!  I DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING.  I CHOOSE TO THOUGH.  Sometimes.  Sometimes I Choose Not To.  THAT TIME I DID.  Huh.  What time is bedtime tonight.  Around an hour and a half from now.  Maybe a bit sooner, MAYBE A BIT LATER.  The good news is What Else Is Going On.  Is Hot Dogs the most exciting dinner I can come up with for tomorrow. Seeing as how Extreme Diet of the last 2.5 weeks is Letting Up.  Yeah.  Two Hot Dogs is pretty good.  Especially if I have some sort of DogSide as well.  Now that's a REAL special indulgency dinner.  LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  Okay maybe later.  Huh.  Anyway I guess that's it for now.  Not sure why I had to write any of this.  Probably paid off to some extent in some fashion.  Hard to say For Certain!  Either way, see ya tomorro!

-8:28 P.M.
  

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

How Does This Work

    Hey friends!  Here about an hour late.  10:37 AM!  Will fit in everything I wanna today BUT bonus walk after Entry at night isntead of during first aprt of day.  ALSO might be some CrunchTime in terms of reading ChapterBook.  TWO decent sized sessions.  How many pages we dealing with overall.  38 or so.  Chapter called, "Surprises."  It's AFTER the Vietnam chapter and BEFORE the "The Seventies: Under Control?" chapter.  WHAT THE HELL is between Vietnam and the 1970's.  Maybe Nixon crap.  Not sure Nixon earns an entire chapter.  We've seen real shitty presidents in the past who didn't get entire chapter!  Andrew Jackson got a good amount of ink.  Not a CHAPTER.  Anyway.  Was surprised that Zinn was pretty lukewarm on FDR.  NOW I KNOW HISTORY BETTER.  FDR wasn't SUPERMAN Liberal hero.  Well he was probably Superman LIBERAL Hero.  But he wasn't Superman PROGRESSIVE hero.  Either way BETTER THAN AVERAGE sounds pretty good to me.
   Speaking of Superman SURE I put on the The Scrubs Theme Song that goes I'm No Superman on my most recent walk.  Only made it 2/3rds into the song.  It was the last song of the walk and I put my earphones off before I could finish.  I START PUTTING EARPHONES BACK IN CHARGING EGG 45 seconds before reaching front door.  That way by the time I get in the house ALREADY DONE with earphones and everything.  Anyway.  Good memories!  I was never a Scrubs fan but in NYU it was OFT on the television set when we were just hanging out or something.  Nice WARM memories.  Not like those COLD memories I hate them so much.  Anyway.  Had a good amount of NightMight snacking.  Not good in terms of I'M HAPPY about it.  Good in terms of HEARTY RELATIVELY LARGE amount.  Made up a bit by only having Last Mediocre Protein Bar as breakfast.  Will possibly make up MOST of the rest by having balanced breakfast for lunch.  OR I'll have standard turkey sandwich or ham sandwich for lunch.  MAYBE with Smaller Snack.
   Either way whatever.  Possible Endocrinologist will be on board with prescribing me MELATONIN.  She's ENDOCRINE.  That's HORMONES.  Melatonin is HORMONE.  She's not just a random doctor in terms of this situation.  Anywawy.  I DARE TO DREAM of a near-future where NightMight isn't a problem at all.  So that's good.  Dinner tonight gonna be either pizza or Freedom Toast.  Still got one portion of Steak * Stuffed mushroom.  Have that tomorrow!  Have One-Off dinner delivery TONIGHT.  So that's good.  Turns out I'm NOT going to get bloodwork done this week.  NEXT WEEK.  This week is too early!  HOWEVER I am probably going to bring in some laundry tomorrow.  Not to the PPHLEMOLOGIST.  They wouldn't know what to do with it.  To a laundromat.  MAYBE Plghlebatomostict would know what to do with it.  They've handled laundry in their personal life.  But it's not THEIR RESPONSIBILITY.
   Fourth paragraph!  What else is up.  MAN.  Congressional Referrals to DOJ about CRIMES former president committed.  SERIOUS CRIMES and each one MORE SERIOUS THAN TEH LAST.  Wonder what's gonna happen with that.  Gonna be wild!  Anyway phone DID NOT charge to my satisfaction overnight.  By the time the morning came it was only in the high 30's of Percent.  NOT gonna get me through the day.  And I get no long periods of time to make up ground, either!  I'm constantly taking walks.  Anyway.  I DARE TO DREAM of a future where I can charge phone extremely easily, hassle-free.  I dunno.  I'd LIKE to dare to dream about that.  As of now Can't even imagine it in my Heart Of Hearts.  Jack Of hearts.  Rosemary and What's her name, Lily.  It's a song by Robert Dylan.  Probably.  Anyway.  Been doing Significant Diet now for a solid over 2 weeks.  Besides the NightMight it's been REAL great and also, to be honest,  pretty easy!  I WILL KEEP IT GOING past Official Weigh In on Thursday but with A BIT more wiggle room.  IT'S GONNA BE WILD.  Stop saying that.  NEVER.
   Fifth paragraph.  I GUESS as of now I'm aiming for Balanced Breakfast for lunch.  Kinda hungry now, though!  Which is a CLUE I might be slightly hungrier at lunch and will want Full Regular Lunch.  WE'LL SEE.  It's in a mere THREE hours.  So  that's good.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Armagnac Day and National Coquito Day and National French Fried Shrimp Day.  WHAT TE HELL.  French Fried Shrimp.  Is that the same as POPCORN Shrimp?  WHICH IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT YESTERDAY.  Looks like French Fried Shrimp is medium-large pieces of shrimp.  Popcorn shrimp is small bits!  PRETTY CLOSE though.  Armagnac.  Wonder what that means.  Sounds like Cognac.  Wonder waht that means.  Sounds like alcohol.  Armagnac is a kind of Brandy.  WOW.  Coquito.  Sounds like Mojito.  Coquito kind of like Egg Nog.  Puerto Rican Egg Nog.  WHOW.  Sounds like Puerto Rico should have some Self Determination to them.  If they have their own Egg Nog SURELY they can vote on whether to become a state, remain affiliated with US, or be their own thing.  I VOTE FOR STATE.  The more the merrier.
   Hey coffee time.  What else is going on and crap.  WHAT TE HELL IS TEH SURPRISE.  I know there's another chapter about the 70's.  And the chapter AFTER THAT is a combo of Carter-Reagan-BushI.  HMM.  I'll keep you updated on this progression as it situates I guess.  What else is up.  I can see myself ENJOYING and GETTING ENOUGH out of Balanced Breakfast.  BUT I'm accumulating WAY TOO MANY lunch by saving them.  ALSO this means I don't have OPTION for Balanced Breakfast until Friday or Saturday. AS THIS WOULD BE MY LAST.  Either way solid 3/4th chance I'll have the balanced breakfast for lunch today.  DELIGHTFUL.  What kinda fun stuff did I eat at NightMight.  Mom got a pack of mallomars a few days ago!  Had I think THREE of em.  DELICIOUS.  Also had a comprehensive iced cream sandwich.  THAT may have been it.  Feels like I had somethin else.  Possibly just a handful of Small Animal Crackers?  I dunno.  Either way I make up MOST of it between Smaller Breakfast And Lunch.  GO FIGURE.
   Seventh paragraph.  .48 LB of ham.  Ham sandwich would only be .24 LB.  Might be THE SMART MOVE to have that sandwich with no side.  Sounds boring though.  Then again SO DOES MOST of balanced breakfast.  Sure Frosted Flakes got SOME SWEET to em but still it's just pretty bland modest amount  of cereal!  EGGO IS DELIGHTFUL but how much bites we gettin out of Eggo.  Better consult The Japanese.  They know TRADITIONALLY how many bites an Eggo is supposed to be.  Hmm.  My guess is Most Commonly FIVE.  But I can see people making an argument one way or the other that maybe THREE is best or maybe SEVEN. Different ideas on what's best but it's a SPIRITED debate.  Hmm.  Movie on Streaming SPRITED. A Christmas Carol movie with The Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds.  Who slant rhyme with each other.  Interesting.  Guess I should watch that.  I LIKE FUN.
   Three paragraphs to go for Act I!  Not sure what sessions I'm gonna read book for today.  I guess between walks IV and V and walks V  and VI.  Amazing.  Maybe the surprise is it's an empty chapter.  37 pages of Blank.  In which case WONDERFUL book is starting to pay off.  Hmm.  Started a new playlist this morning.  I THINK it was New In Rock.  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh.  The New Rock.  HMM.  Any wildcard lunch I can have that's some sort of SWEET.  One idea I just had was a Pop Tart and a SMALLER Iced Cream Sandwich Bar.  Would be a bit more calories than Balanced Breakfast.  Some less calories than Sandwich with/ Small Sandwich side.  About as much calories as Just Sandwich.  Maybe slightly less.  That way I got balanced breakfast for tomorrow ideally, though!  SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT I TINK.  It MIGHT JUST WORK.  Also I GOT REGULAR DELICIOUS DINNER TONIGHT whatever it is.  So that's good I guess.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  HOW DID I GET FROM The New Rock to I'M NO SUPERMAN.  I dunno.  Who knows how these things happen.  Also what's OFFICIAL title of that song.  Might just be, "Superman."  YEP.  Superman.  By LAZLO BANE.  Now that I think about it that must be a band/stage name.  Every time I saw it in my past though I imagined it as a Singer-Songwriter's name.  And ya know what?  Maybe it probably is!  BUT IT'S A WEIRD ONE.  Let's see.  Nope.  ALTERNATIVE ROCK BAND.  It's NOT some jerk named Lazlo.  Lazlo Bane.  Hey ya learn something new every other day on average.  Instead of Pop Tart I could have comprehensive Fiber Bar.  Which'll save me another 45 calories or so.  Comprehensive Fiber Bar plus Health Iced Cream Bar is JUST ABOUT the same amount of calories as Balanced Breakfast!  MAYBE A BIT LESS EVEN.  So that's something to SOLIDLY think about I feel. 
   Last paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  Hmm.  Gonna wanna have lunch about 45-60 minutes after getting back from walk III.  And I take a shower right then.  I GUESS I could fit in 10-15, 20 pages after shower before, "LUNCH."  AMAZING.  I could always have lunch a bit later!  That's a fun way to go.  Have lunch 20 minutes later than normal because I'm busy getting some reading in.  WOW I FEEL LIKE A REAL BOY.  ACTIVITIES count, not REGIMENTED arbitrary deadlines.  So that's good I guess.  That'd be solidly HALF of the Overall Reading it turns out!  THIS IS GOING GREAT OR SOMETIN, I DUNNO.  Could easily just do standard balanced breakfast now that I think about it.  Jeez.  CHRISTMAS coming up.  Brother gonna come over.  Maybe not on CHRISTMAS day.  But in the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT is he coming.  Probably. Maybe he's in an anti-christmas headspace these days, what do I know.  That's his problem not mine.  Huh.  I'll be back in a bit.

we got plenty of time

    Hey friends!  Gonna probably do the right thing and have Just Ham or Turkey Sandwich for lunch.  REASONABLE amount of calories.  KNOCKS OUT one of the lunches I GOTTA have.  IT'S TE RIGHT MOVE.  Right now leaning towards turkey.  Probably looks like pizza tonight.  Right now leaning towards Double Non-Sicily Style Slice with Oh I Don't Know GARLIC AND ONION on one and GARLIC AND ANCOVHIE on other.  OOK if I could get JUST TWO Garlic Knots I'd get one slice with 2 garlic knots.  BUT I wouldn't know what to do with Extra Three IN THE REAL WORLD where I'd have 5.  DANGIT.  If it was just 2.5 I had extra THAT COULD BE A BREAKFAST.  What if I had 2 with slice.  2.5 as breakfast.  Then .5 as... HMM.  That's a tough one.  SEE IT JUST DOESN'T WORK.  I'm not happy about it but that's the world we live on.  What else is up.  Presumably aim to read about 22-24 pages between Shower and Lunch.  And then THE REST between Walks IV and V.  THE REST being a mere 14-16 pages.
   WOW.  Also I'm counting on MULTIPLE Surprises. The chapter isn't just SURPRISE.  IT's SURPRISES.  Look I live in the future.  I doubt much of this will surprise even me.  Then again WHAT DO I REALLY KNOW about the period between Vietnam and the 1970's.  NOTHING.  I don't even know WHAT IT MEANS.  Maybe there was a hidden period in history where we abandoned Traditional Time and THINGS HAPPENED that everyone forgot about and isn't counted on calendars.  That'd be pretty surprising!  Well... NOT ANYMORE.  I just CALLED IT NOW.  No longer would be shocked by it anymore.  So that's good.  WOW tonight I'm aiming to have ONE OF Tootsie Pop or Single Beer.  THAT SHOULD BE INTERESTING.  I probably will wait until In A Few Days where I have several beers in one night, but I GOT THE Cigarette Store Promotional Beer Glasses CLEANED.  THAT'LL BE A BLAST AND A HALF presumably.  Anyway, I dunno.  Presumably can get phone charging for next period between walks.  Which'll be a solid 1.25-1.5 hours!  THAT SHOULD NET ME AT LEAST a dozen and a half or so Percentage Points.  Maybe Right around there.  I'd be happy with 18+% points though is the point.
   YEAH.  CAN I just have garlic knots as dinner.  Five.  Might be a little heavy.  FOUR would be a little light!  THESE KNOTS are pretty big TRUST ME.  Either way I'm not gonna do that I guess. I think I saw they started sending out upcoming locations of Recreational Marijuana Shops in OTER parts of the city.  A few across Manhattan.  Haven't seen any shops for Queens yet.  I GUESS any day now!  It's IMMINENT.  So that's good and crap.  Probably just have uncomplicated sandwich.  No microwave filling.  No toasting bread.  No cutting sandwich into Halves or Thirds.  Actually now that I think about it I kinda wanna cut it into thirds.  Oh well what can ya do.  TOO LATE FOR TAT NOW.  Hmm.  Possible I decide to put off Whatever I Get Tonight until tomorrow.  And finish steak * Stuffed mushroom tonight.  I guess we'll see what I'm in mood for.  So that's good I guess.  CLOSING IN on knowing all of American History.  Already up to SURPRISES portion of American History.  Well that means nothing.  Already up to 1970's.  PLENTY of Vietnam Chapter took place past 1970.  1970's is MODERN era.  When I was born IT WAS THE 1970's LESS THAN A DECADE AGO.  As far as I'm concerned I'M AS MUCH A CHILD OF THE 1970'S AS ANYTING.
   Penultimate pararagraph of DayTime Day.  What else is up.  1970's were FIFTY YEARS AGO.  That's another way to look at it.  Wow Them Fifty Years go by QUICK.  Laundromat tomorrow morning.  Endocrine appointment Thursday morning.  Then accepting super market FRIDAY morning. Three mornings in a row INTERRUPTED.  The Endocrine most significantly.  THEN Super market.  THEN laundromat.  Oh okay good.  What else is up.  Right back at THE NEW ROCK playlist.  Also, good news!  A lot of these songs are CROSSOVERS from my Current Songs I'm Legit Getting Into from New In Alternative playlist.  I'LL FIGURE OUT THESE SONGS' DEALS IF ITS THE LAST TING I DO.  Or if its the first thing I do.  Or SOMEWHERE IN TEH MIDDLE NEAR THE END.  Really doesn't matter where it is On The Order Of Things I Do.  The point is I GET IT DONE.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  HAM will have MORE KICK but turkey would be fun to get out of the way. Huh.
   Last paragraph of the DayTime Day!  Tomorrow is first day of THE WINTER.  I'm gonna bet this one lasts roughly 13 weeks.  I DON'T CARE what groundhogs see later on halfway through.  I'M PUTTING IT ALL ON THE LINE that Winter will end When Spring Always begins. Then again WINTER SOLDIER.  Not just a super hero thing!  IT WAS A VIETNAM THING.  Winter Soldier was some sort of thing involving VIETNAM soldiers who were against the war now or something.  I forget the specifics.  LEMME LTURQ.  Media Event organized by Vietnam Vets Against The War highlighting war crimes and atrocities committed by US.  IN VIETNAM.  NOT IN THE FRENCH-INDIAN WAR.  GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.  What else is going on and crap.  I dunno.  Maybe even fit in MORE than 22-24 pages between shower and Lunch.  Probably NOT but it's possible I CAN.  The point is I'm done here for now.  I'll be back tonight!

Hey Wait For Me

    Hi friends!  Another Most Of The Day down.  Had delicious turkey sandwich with no sandside for lunch and belgian waffle with NOTHIN for dinner.  NOT ACCURATE.  I had it WITH TRUVIA.  I also had it WITH I MICROWAVED It.  Delicious.  Tomorrow lunch probably gonna run ya at a ham sandwich with a sandwichside OR perhaps Kids Chicken Parm.  And dinner gonna cost ya last part of steak * Stuffed mushroom.  In an IDEAL WORLD we're gonna spend Eating Balanced Breakfast at breakfast.  Huh.  Still got one more walk to take tonight after Entry.  Will EITHER HAVE TOOTSIE POP or BEER imminently.  Probably the POP.  Anyway read Surprises Chapter in ONE reading session.  It was about MULTIPLES.  GRAB BAG of People'sHistory.  Modern feminism movement, modern American Indian movement, and PRISON PEOPLE movement.  YOU ADD THEM ALL UP and it's America between Vietnam and the 1970's.  Good stuff!  I AM NEITHER WOMAN, PRISONER, NOR AMERICAN INDIAN.  I wish them all the best of luck.  Especially the dozens or hundreds of people who were ALL THREE at once.  I'm sure over history musta been TENS OF THOUSANDS Lady American Indians in prisons. Maybe HUNDREDS of thousands.  But at ANY GIVEN POINT in history COULD JUST BE DOZENS sitting around AT The MOMENT.
    What else is going on and crap.  Watched some more The Wire.  Watched a tad of Tales In The Crypt.  All that good stuff.  PRISON IS A STATE OF MIND.  Not sure about that.  Kinda seems like it's A State Of Body.  Kinda the premise of prison is centered around Physical Confinement.  Oh well what can ya do.  AMERICAN INDIAN IS A STATE OF MIND.  Maybe.  Sounds reasonable I guess!  Anyway.  Webpage I was reading about Night Eating Syndrome said it could last weeks or months.  WHICH I THOUGHT WAS GREAT.  It doesn't GUARANTEE it's not LifeTime but it suggests IT MAY GO AWAY AS QUICKLY AS IT CAME.  I've had it for close to a year now. Maybe past a year! PAST a year is close to a year.  If I say close to a year and I meant 11 months people would be like YEP THAT'S REAL CLOSE TO A YEAR.  If I said I was doing something for close to a year and I meant 13 months SUDDENLY THAT'S NO GOOD?  PEOPLE ARE NOW not, "DOWN," WITH THAT? I DON'T GET IT.
   Huh.  How long is the 1970's Chapter tomorrow.  Lt's LTURQ.  WOW.  "The Seventies: Under Control?" is a mere Twenty Two pages!  I'll read that in one moderately short session!  Anyway.  Got choco pop going on right now.  Been having good success with charging phone lately.  Tried plugging it in upside down.  The charger part.  The wire that charges the phone.  It's SYmmETRICAL. And either way STILL NEEDS A FEW TIMES trying to get it to hold in place.  But UPSIDE DOWN has only been taking a HANDFUL of tries as opposed to Unlimited Tries.  SO that's good I guess.  As I retrieved Choco Pop, I realize I have an open can of beer IN DRAWER.  Seems to be about a third full.  Not gonna drink it right now.  Maybe I try drinking it tomorrow.  Probably SUCCEED drinking it tomorrow.  Not really seeing what kinda roadblocks could materialize that will make me Not Achieve Drinking It.  So that's good I guess.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Could take a bit of time between Entry and Final Walk.  OR I COULD TAKE NO PERIOD OF TIME.  HY they're releasing Trump's taxes to the American Public.  WHY WOULD I WANT TO READ THAT.  Just a bunch of numbers. HODGEPODGE of facts and figures.  Possible inaccurate or made up, or maybe all on the level, WHO CARES.  These ABSTRACTIONS mean NOTHING to me.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Think I'm gonna bit down into tootsie pop Real Good Right Now.  Oh okay good delicious.  Anyway.  MightNight snacking is about HORMONES.  You know how THAT goes.  You don't need ME to tell YOU about NightTime Hormones.  Not sure what any of that means.  Anyway what else is going on.  Getting VERY deep into Season I of That Wire.  Also AS THE SEASON WENT ON it went from being Great Amrican Novel to Just Being Pretty Really Good TV Show.  Still GREAT.  But let's hold off on THE GREATNESS assessments.
   Last paragraph of the day!  Amazing.  What kinda fun stuff can I listen to tonight.  OH HEY I JUST REALIZED I TYPED THIS ENTIRE ACT at Computer Built In Keyboard.  Less convenient.  Key are kind stufier.  Also ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M HAVING DIFFICULTy HITTING THE RIGHT ONES.  Maybe it was ALL IN MY HEAD THE WHOL WHOLE.  Or maybe the last 4 paragraphs I WAS having difficulty but didn't think twice about it and just POWERED THROUGH.  Anyway the point is can't go back.  Already suffered through Typing Worse.  Now we know for tomorrow to Remember to Keyboard It Right.  So that's good.  I DUNNO.  Maybe just finish beer after FinalWalk.  It makes sense because who the Hell cares.  Also the if I drink it TONIGHT as opposed to TOMORROW that's ONE LESS NIGHT OF GETTING STALE IT WOULD BE.  Amazing.  THAT'S IT for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorro!

-8:00 P.M.

Monday, December 19, 2022

That's Just how i feel

    Hey friends!  Up early today.  8:30 AM!  Will be able to fit in standard 4 walks in early part of day (BEFORE Jan 6th Hearing at 1 PM) and ALSO get in 10-20 pages of Chapterbook.  Later Afternoon might be some crunch time though if I wanna FINISH chapterbook.  Let's see how many pages we're dealing with today.  About 34.  Huh.  I can do that.  Especially if I get as high as 20 pages inbetween shower and walk IV.  Then I can finish the rest in ONE session even if there is crunch time with walks and whatknot.  Any.  Chapter is VIETNAM: THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM.  Wait, no. It's The Impossible Victory: Vietnam.  GOOD.  I like a challenge.  You say it's an impossible victory? All I get from that is WE GOTTA TRY EVEN HARDER.  The point is is it too late to go back to Vietnam in 2023 and try some more.  Not sure what Vietnam looks like these days.  Presumably there's people there to kill though.  Anyway.  Phone only charged a little overnight.  Got it charging RIGHT NOW.  Hopefully it charges a dozen or so percentage points at least over the time it takes to write this act.  PROBABLY'LL BE HALF THAT.
   Anyway.  Tried charging it by using my Mom's Charging Phone Docking Station.  DIDN'T WORK.  Whatta gyp.  Anyway.  Only a few more songs on New In Alternative playlist!  SURE I can go back and start it from the beginning.  OR I Can start new playlist.  Hmm.  Had minimal NightMight snacking.  Not ZERO but small.  Had classic breakfast for breakfast.  LUNCH likelihoods are in TIERS.  Tier one-- Sushi.  Tier two-- Ham sandwich or turkey sandwich.  Tier three-- chicken parm, bagel with egg, or balanced breakfast.  These are tiers in terms of what I SHOULD eat.  Not necessarily what I'd ENJOY eating.  In terms of what I need to make progress with and whatknot.  Either way possibly eat that WHILE January Sixth is going on.  It has a 2 hour block in Cable Guide.  But I read it'll be shorter.  GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.
   Huh.  They're gonna recommend criminal referrals and whatknot!  HOLY BOY this is gonna be exciting.  Anyway.  SPICY SHRIMP ROLL.  Shrimp is great!  People get a kick out of shrimp.  Used to get POPCORN SHRIMP as an appetizer at some restaurant.  I'd get it again if I could.  I think they were COMMUNITY popcorn shrimp.  Me AND my immediate family partook.  Could be confusing this is with something else.  Something unrelated.  Oh.  Right.  I'm confusing it with the times we went to Barnes N Noble and got books.  Huh.  I think my GO TO section when we went to Barnes N Noble as a family and split up was the aisle with statistics and sports statistics and stuff like that.  Wasn't that interested in that stuff otherwise now that I think about it.  For some reason it's all I could come up with though.  Hmm.  That sounds off.  I READ A LOT as a kid.  Oh well what can ya do.  Memory Fails Me!  Such is life!
   Fourth paragraph.  LOOK when I was younger I went into the back section of the Barnes N Noble which was devoted to KIDS.  Nice enclave which was maybe 10-15% of the store that was FUN for KID Books.  Presumably Young Adult books too.  What do I know.  The point is that's over with now.  The Books Can't Hurt Me Anymore.  It's NOBLE because reading is a NOBLE pursuit.  It's BARNES because the structure is reminiscent of A BARN.  Are we supposed to be sad that Barnes N Noble went out of business?  DAMN AMAZON.  DRIVING MOM N POP BARNES N NOBLES INTO THE GROUND.  IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.  Barnes and Nobles may still exist.  Just not THAT one I went to.  As of 2020, operating 614 stores in 50 United States.  Wow.  That's pretty good.  ON AVERAGE sounds like each state got about 12.  Gotta imagine it works like senators.  EQUAL representation among the states.  It's not FAIR but that's life.  Actually IT IS FAIR.  It should be done GEOGRAPHICALLY.  It makes sense to have as many stores in say A DAKOTA as well as an equal sized Mostly Metropolitan State.  PEOPLE'S DRIVING DISTANCE determines how close their Barnes n Noble is.  Not POPULATION demographics.
   Oh.  I see.  Makes sense I guess!  Maybe that's who Senate is structured that way.  People's driving distance to Their Senator's Office.  Hmm.  Wrote 4 paragraphs in 14 minutes.  AMAZING.  At this rate reading 20 pages of Chapter Book between shower and walk IV is looking VERY reasonable.  Anyway.  Eight pieces of sushi.  Standard size sushi.  Sometimes ya got THIS size sushi Which You Cannot See and sometimes you get the MINI sushi that's like half the size Which You Also Cannot See.  Hmm.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Sangria Day.  Huh.  Sounds like alcoholic beverage.  But what do I know.  Alcoholic Punch.  Good.  I hope it works out for everyone involved.  Oh.  Right. Started watching THE WIRE yesterday.  I hope that works out for everyone involved Mostly Me.  I guess I roped you into this as well.  You gotta see me say several times an entry Gotta Watch The Wire for the next 2 weeks.  OH WELL COFFEE TIME.
   Amazing.  I get the sneaking suspicion that the next chapter in ChapterBook is gonna be about Vietnam.  I'd bet Dollars To Doughnuts Zinn isn't a fan of the war in Vietnam.  Now I gotta get some dollars or donuts.  Not sure which one I'm betting and/or which ones I stand to gain.  Either way which would I prefer?  Depends on how many dollars!  And how many/what kind of donuts!  Donuts could work in my diet.  Could be a breakfast easily!  IN FACT your standard Dunkin Donut Donut that I like would be RIGHT ON TARGET/on the small side of calories.  An even more HEARTY donut isn't bad for a one-off breakfast either!  THEN AGAIN I CAN USE DOLLARS to buy whatever breakfast I want.  WOW THIS GREAT NEWS.  Hmm.  January Sixth committee EH.  Gonna be January Sixth in like three weeks.  TWO YEAR anniversary.  I don't like the sound of that.  Why though I cannot say.
    Seventh paragraph!  Good deal.  LOOK am I a bit hungry right now?  SURE. It'll pass though.  Ultimately if I wanna have a 70 Calorie Fiber Brownie before lunch I CAN WORK WITH IT.  Not sure that's necessary at all as of now though.  Huh.  POSSIBLE I'm getting Pizzeria Pizza tonight.  HOWEVER possible I have it tomorrow.  SURE it'd be interesting to have it FRESH but AS OF NOW I think I'd prefer the steak * stuffed mushroom for tonight.  Can't argue with a feelign!  You can WAIT for the feelign to change in the natural course of things.  Dinner ain't for 10 hours.  WHO KNOWS what I'll be feeling then.  January Sixth Hearing could set my feelings off into confusion.  HEY the results of this hearing were VERY SIGNICANT.  Now I FEEL different things ALL AROUND.  Could happen.  The point is I AM VERY WARM in my room.  Could open the windows an inch or two.  NOT GONNA DO IT.  I ain't fallin for THAT ONE AGAIN.
   What one. ANYONE.  Three paragraphs to go for Act I!  Wrote these last 7 paragraphs in Oh I Don't Know 28 minutes.  Amazing.  Is it possible January Sixth Commission has some thoughts on The Impossible War: Vietnam?  Never too late to reassess what happened there.  What went WRONG, what went RIGHT.  I dunno, what went right.  Gotta imagine Money Was Made, Political Hay was made.  Inspired some good movies.  Gotta look at the bright side of things.  Looks like RIGHT NOW Vietnam is a Socialist Republic run by The Communist Party.  OH well ya win some ya lose some.  Vietnam really not that present on THE WORLD STAGE.  Not OVERLY antagonistic as far as I can tell.  Not INTO SOCCER.  Basically what's the point of Vietnam.  That's the impossible part of it.  FIGURING OUT THE POINT OF IT.  Not the war.  THE PLACE.  Look I got nothing AGAINST them.  I'm not saying I think they're useless in a negative sense.  I just feel they're too bland these days.  NOBODY GIVES A FIG ABOUT VIETNAM anymore.  I guess We Learnt Our Lesson.  Leave em be!  Sounds fair.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  What else is up.  I feel Vietnam has a presence in World Cuisine.  They got some good Dishes and/or styles of cooking.  That's not bad!  Probably a tourism destination, too.  I can imagine people visiting Vietnam for one reason or another.  I MAY just be thinking of The Vietnam War.  That's definitely POSSIBLE.  Lotta soldier and military people visiting Vietnam during the Vietnam war.  Huh.  What else do I got going on and crap.  Wonder how quick today's Chapter will be.  Hopefully a quick readin' one.  Lot more pleasurable to Read Pages Quickly than Slowly.  THIS book at least.  MOST books.  I'd say maybe off the top of my head, 10-15% books SOMEHOW is a better experience if you're specifically taking a while to get through it.  Huh.  What else do I got going on for me.  The bad part about watching The Wire is that it's inevitable I see the final season.  WHICH IS A NOT SO GREAT ONE.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  I TINK SO at least.  Gonna have to make a decision on upcoming walk of what to listen to next.  I WILL FINISH New In Alternative I PROJECT.  What else is going on and crap.  Probably start back up New Routine for Drinking Alcohol on FRIDAY.  With either 4 or 5 beers that night!  EXCITING.  Probably have A SINGLE BEER one night before then.  COULD BE ANY NIGHT before then.  WOW.  Exciting.  I dunno maybe I do want pizza tonight.  Anything can happen!  Within reason!  Maybe .25% percent of things could happen.  Still though all in all COUNTINGWISE that's a lot of things.  Just means there's A WHOLE LOT MORE TINGS that just plain can't happen.  Such is life.  Anyway.  Phone been charging for about fourty five minutes.  I'd say if it gained 8+% percentage points I'd be pretty happy about that.  At this point I'd take Just Not Losing Percentage Points.  Anyway.  That's it for now.  I'll be back in a bit!

i'm quite amusing myself

    Hey friends.  Just poured entire bottle of Diet Coke into empty bottle of Diet Coke. NEW DIET COKE was sticky all over the bottle!  Dad had brilliant idea to transfer it into OLD bottle.  So as not to sticky up the fridge.  WOW.  That's just the kind of creative thinking that... is... GOOD.  Anyway.  I was looking up my NightMight problem online and there IS A TING that describes it pretty well.  Says it might have to do with my CIRCADIAN RHYTHM.  One possible remedy is MELATONIN or something.  Gonna have to look into gettin some melatonin.  Couldn't hurt.  Maybe it could.  Couldn't hurt just to TRY.  Maybe it could.  FINE MAYBE IT'LL HURT BUT I WANNA TRY ALL THE SAME.  Anyway.  Ideally write this act in, OH I DON'T KONW, half an hour.  Should be able to fit in entire 20-24 pages during Reading Session between shower and walk iv.  Leaving only A SMALL amount for 2nd reading session.  GOOD HOW GREAT.
   Hmm.  Certainly seems like I CAN AND WILL eat sushi for lunch.  I can see myself getting into it and whatknot.  Anyway, I dunno.  PHONE CHARGED AN ENTIRE 7 PERCENTAGE POINTS while being charged during Act I.  AMAZING.  If I can get it charging between walks iii and iv TAT'D GO A LONG WAY to getting me through the rest of the day.  AMAZING.  MCNULTY HUH.  Mcnulty is all well and good but have you heard the good news about KIMA.  I assume that's how you spell her name.  Also I think it's her first name!  Last name is GRIGGS or some such.  YEP.  GREGGS.  EXACTLY LIKE I SAID.  Hmm.  First name is officially SHAKIMA.  Always goes by Kima.  Ya learn something new every day.  Possibly multiple things!  Every now and then I wonder how they settled on the name The Wire and I can NEVER crack the code.  YES I understand that using a Wire Tap is part of the plot.  But it's not THE ENTIRE FOCUS.  I'm sure there's multiple puns and interpretations you can point to.  But what's THE MAIN ONE that made em like YEP THIS IS THE ENTIRE SHOW"S NAME.
   Now I got a question to ask The Wiremen if I ever meet them.  Anyway.  Wiremen is accepted as a word.  Possible it's a last name.  OR possible there's a profession Being A Wireman.  Also Wireman is also a word.  Better LURQ Wireman.  A person who installs and maintains electric wiring, cables, etc.  GO FIGURE.  Wiremen!  IS TAHT LIKE THE CABLE GUY.  Cable Guy might be a subset of Wireman.  Is THAT an interpretation of The Wire.  It's on HBO.  Which is NOT TV It's HBO.  And it has to do with being on Cable.  WHICH IS A WIRE.  I dunno.  Sounds confusing.  I'll have to think about that one more carefully later on when I got the time.  Anyway two and a half paragraphs to go.  LESS.  Only like a quarter of a paragraph left in THIS paragraph.  SO LET'S SAY 2 and a QUARTER paragraph to go.  Amazing.  Anyway.  When I cut steak into THRICE last night the cuts were PRETTY even but I think I had smallest portion yesterday.  I think ONE of the three was a bit bigger than the other two.  SO BASICALLY I SET MYSELF UP GREAT for the last 2 sessions of the meal.
   Wow!  Still gotta decide on new playlist to listen to.  After I finished Old One I listened to MY RECENT MUSIC ROUND.  DIDN'T LIKE IT this time.  Solid 50% chance I'll enjoy listening to it, 50% chance I won't, these days.  LOOK each time I get a little bit out of it and a lot NOT out of it.  But A LITTLE BIT OUT OF IT is still Pretty Good!  Anyway.  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Lunchtime is slowly but surely coming into picture.  NOT REALLY.  Still 3.5-4 hours away.  HEY TAHT'S PICTURE.  Get off that time's back re: Being Coming Into Picture.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Night Eating Syndrome (NES).  Describes what I go through pretty much exactly!  WOW I GOT TAHT.  Knowing what it is is HALF THE BATTLE.  The other half is addressing it somehow in a way that might not exist.  Oh.  That sounds like a signifant part of the battle!  Anyway YES NES also stands for Nintendo Entertainment System.  But that's BESIDES THE POINT.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  Hmm.  Put sushi on A PLATE.  Yep.  Sounds reasonable.  Hope it's not TOO spicy.  I can see SPICINESS overpowering Shrimpiness.  LOOK I like spice in general.  Not sure about SUSHI SPICE.  For SUSHI want a LIGHT SPICE not a HEAVY SPICE.  PROVE ME WRONG YOU CAN'T.  Anyway.  What's the standard amount of bites sushi is.  I feel like generally two is the standard.  Do some people do ALL IN ONE bite.  Are some people able to divide it into three bites (OR MORE?)  Better LTURQ.  Smaller pieces should be eaten in one bite but bigger American rolls may need to be eaten in two or more bites.  Oh.  Makes sense.  Them SMALL pieces, yep, those are one bites.  Looks like just in general in Traditional Japanese custom SUPPOSED TO EAT IT ALL IN ONE BITE.  And it's A TING they INSIST on.  OK IF YOU SAY SO.  You're The Japanese Guy!  Anyway that's it for now.  See ya tonight.

Nice One

    Hey friends!  Just had delicious Small NightTime Indulgence snack of fudgesicle. WENT GOOD.  I got a lot out of it and I don't think I'll need anything else!  Had delightful sushi for lunch and steak * stuffed mushroom for dinner.  I ATE 3 or 4 of Sushi IN ONE PIECE.  Well, not exactly.  There were a few pieces that a third of the Surrounding Rice came off.  I ate THOSE pieces in ONE BITE because THEY WERE ALREADY smaller by a bit.  SO I guess I ate no piece in one bite.  OH WELL I HAD A LOT OF FUN ANYWAY.  I'd eat it again if I could!  Not in whatever form it is now.  NO THANKS re: Eating That.  Probably not in any form.  Probably spread out across the digestive system in different pockets of different kinds of forms.  I dunno!  I'm EXCITED about finding out what my NES is all about.  MAYBE I can be cured of it.  IN WHICH CASE LIFE JUST GOT A WHOLE EASIER AND LESS STRESS FREE.  Wait.  MORE stress free.  Less Stress Occupation Of Stress.  You know what I mean.
   January Sixth committee referring Donald Trump to DOJ for FOUR crimes.  ONE OR TWO OF WHICH SEEM PARTICULARLY NOT MOVES BY HIM.  Anyway.  One defense he has is that he believed in what he was doing so it wasn't a crime.  I guess the NEXT step is he knew what he was doing was lying and wrong but he didn't know it was ON THE BOOKS as a crime.  And then if that fails his defense will be I KNEW IT WAS A CRIME BUT I NEVER EXPECTED IT TO ACTUALLY BE ENFORCED ON ME. So you CLEARLY can't hold me responsible WIT HTHAT CONTEXT.  It's a good point!  It's SOCIETY'S fault for making him think he can get away with crimes.  If anything WE Should be Put IN Jail.  AND MADE TO STAY TEHRE.  Not just bussed in and we hang out in the waiting area.  THEY'LL STUFF US IN CELLS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.  Anway.  watched a bunch of The Wire.  Some Tales In The Crypt.  Was able to read entire Vietnamese Chapter between shower and walk iv.  IT WAS A FINE CHAPTER.  To read about.  Not as a Chapter In American History.  Although I guess all the protests and activism that came out of it was pretty nifty!
   I GUESS.  Also at least a lot of people died.  We can take solace in that.  Wallace.  Kid named Wallace on The Wire.  Rhymes with Solace.  HEY I got phone charging right now.  That'll last me the next hour or two until BedTime.  HOPEFULLY I get it back charging at bedtime so that when I wake up tomorrow we're at 100%.   That's the plan!  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Lunch tomorrow ought to be turkey sandwich or ham sandwich.  Some other alternatives, but for reasons I CAN BUT WON'T go into right now ham or turkey sandwich are Top Options.  LOOK based on previous paragraphs over the last few days you ALREADY KNOW the reasons.  You may not REMEMBER them.  But the clues are out there!  IF you're a careful reader YOU KNOW WHAT MY LUNCH SITUATION IS LIKE TIS WEEK COMPLETELY.  Wow.  I pity you in that case!  Ideally I guess I assumed Close Readers are great, thanks for paying attention, you might pick up on some laffs others don't.  But in THIS CASE, if you know my lunch situation right now for this week... MAYBE RE-ASSESS what you've been doing with your life.
   Then GET BACK TO ME.  Huh.  Two paragraphs to go.  On the other hand THANKS FOR TAKING SUCH AN INTEREST IN MY LIFE.  WE LOVE YOU, GO IN PEACE AND GO HOME.  You know that sort of thing.  What's the next Chapter Book Chapter.  I think it's just called Surprises.  I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.  Maybe it's a Surprise.  NOPE CAN'T BE A SURPRISE.  If anything it's MULTIPLE Surprises.  They're VERY clear about that.  Maybe it's like Radiohead said, maybe there's No Surprises.  Can't count that out completely.  Anyway.  One of m ytwo socks today has a big hole in it where my heel is and NORMALLY this kinda thing makes waking around in socks and shoes uncomfortable.  NOT TODAY. TODAY THE HOLE IN HEEL IN SOCK IN SHOE doesn't bother me at all.  Go figure!  I'll wait right here while you're at it!  Come back any time!  Huh.  What else do I got going on and crap.  Here's to hoping I have balanced breakfast tomorrow.  Here's to hoping I have classic breakfast tomorrow.  I CAN'T GO WRONG.
   Whew.  One more paragraphs to go.  Then a mere hour, hour and a half before Bedford Time.  WOW when I have sandwich for lunch and it's in the midst of severe diet RARE OCCASION TO HAVE A GREAT SNACK for sandwichside.  This is gonna be FUN.  Best idea off the top of my head is Solid Fiber Bar or Golden Graham Bar.  COULD BE SOMETHING ELSE.  You know like ANYTHING ELSE.  Also I have LOTS of Anythings the Anything Else could be.  But let's be honest, a Solid Fiber Bar or Golden Graham Bar would be the most DELISH.  Ya know DELI-ish.  KINDA LIKE A DELI.  NOT QUITE but kind of.  How can a snack be like a Deli.  One is a snack.  The other is a Deli.  BOTH ABOUT AND RELATED TO FOOD.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Anyway I dunno.  Now that I KNOW we're dealing with Circadian Rhythm being interrupted maybe I can DEAL with it in the moment and go back to sleep.  Instead of thinking gotta eat something RIGHT NOW before I can fall back asleep I learn to think GOTTA GET BACK INTO CIRCADIAN RHYTHM RIGHT NOW.  Which will NOT be impacted on if I eat something or not.  JUST GOTTA WILL MYSELF INTO GETTING BACK IN CIRCADIAN RHYTHM'S GOOD GRACES.  That sort of thing.  WELL that's about it today.  See ya tomorry!

-8:30 P.M.

Sunday, December 18, 2022

Gonna Try To Do Good

    Hey friends!  On time today.  9:21 AM. Gonna fit in everything when I wanna!  Anyway had a good amount of NightMight snacking.  Then classic breakfast.  THREE equally worthy lunch options-- sushi, balanced breakfast, or mediocre protein bar.  AS OF NOW they are all Different, ALL GOOD.  If I have balanced breakfast, probably get Freedom Toast tonight with more egg whites.  If I DON'T have balanced breakfast, probably get 3 Part Steak/Stuffed Mushroom.  SOUNDS LIKE I SHOULD HAVE BALANCED BREAKFASTS.  Lower calorie meals not just ONCE but for FUTURE implications.  Then again Mediocre Protein Bar is even less calories than balanced breakfast.  THEN AGAIN sushi is real meal, spoilable, and also pretty low in calories itself.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  Gonna see how I feel.  Still, what, four and a half hours away.  Yep.  Amazing.  HOW MANY PAGES did we say upcoming ChapterBook Chapter was.  26.  That's what it IS. I just checked.  Not sure that's what WE SAID.  Probably is!  Anyway NURSE is coming any moment to help Infuse my Dad's blood with crap.  Good crap!  It's a positive thing they're doing!
   Amazing.  YES I started a new box of coffee filters.  Not sure how many is in a box but I think it's A LOT.  Perhaps 90 or 120.  IT'S A RARE OCCASION I have to start a new box.  Gonna have to look into that at some point.  Also YES we got even ANOTEHR box waiting in the wings.  I WANT Freedom Toast for tonight I think.  Makes sense I have the balanced breakfast then.  Balanced Breakfast starting to break way from the pack.  Still not FAR AHEAD but it's making its case such that it might be the leading contender at this time.  What else is going on.  Got SNL to watch today!  I like that show.  Not 100% sure why.  Do I laugh multiple times a season?  Absolutely.  So that's good.  Gotta do laundry this afternoon.  Can't this morning.  NURSE is around.  HE SITS close to laundry machine.  I still wouldn't do it even if he was off in another room.  But him being RIGHT THERE makes it a Case Closed I'm Not Doing It.
   Huh.  The point is these Protein Bars offer very little in terms of taste or heartiness but I still get SOMETING out of them.  It's still FOOD.  Can't argue with that.  Higher in calories than smaller snacks.  So I KNOW LOGICALLY hey I'm indulging in this As A Snack If Not A Meal.  Tricks my brain into appreciating it!  My brain is pretty dumb.  Pretty easy to trick my brain!  I'm a lot smarter than my brain is the point.  Sounds reasonable.  If I get Freedom Toast for tonight am I pairing that with Bison Burger for tomorrow?  I DUNNO.  I'll ask my Dad if HE'S getting something for tomorrow.  If so YEAH BISON BURGER.  If not THEN I PROBABLY DON'T GET NOTHIN.  Amazing.  Gonna go to grocery store where I re-up with Quest Bars in a few day.  Aiming to get a solid FOUR.  WHY NOT FIVE.  WHY NOT SIX.  I don't know why not.  But probably four.  Maybe a Birthday Bar, 1 or 2 cookies and cream, and 1 or 2 wildcard.  ASSUMING THEY GOT ALL TOSE OPTIONS.
   Fourth paragraph!  ON THE OTEHR HAND usually when I'm considering a balanced breakfast for lunch, I'm kinda looking forward to it's TASTE and EXPERIENCE if not it's heartiness.  Today?  Not gettin' much out of picturing frosted flakes, egg whites, OR eggo.  OH NO. If I don't wanna eat it probably should eat something I DO wanna eat.  THAT MAKES TONS OF SENSE YOU FOOLS.  Hmm.  Upcoming chapter is OR DOES IT EXPLODE?  Which I believe is a LANGSTON HUGHES reference.  I HOPE I'm RIGHT.  HEY I'M ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.  Anyway I'm guessing it's AT LEAST about Civil Rights Era and whatknot.  Perhaps OTHER good stuff goin' on then.  Or maybe it's just a biography of Langston Hughes SPECIFICALLY his life while writing This Poem.  Only 26 pages.  COULD EASILY just be a Langston Hughes biography.  I'd read that.  I wonder what his deal is.  Anyway... now that I think about it... what DOES happen to a raisin in the sun.  Maybe NOTHING.  So the raisin is in the sun.  Big deal.  Just gonna continue being a raisin. Right?  Probably not.
    Either way VERY EASILY TESTABLE SITUATION.  No use SPECULATING what might happen to a raisin in the sun.  GO AND FIND OUT.  Get some raisins, put them in the sun!  EASY.  Report back on your findings.  So that's good.  Speaking of raisins, National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Oatmeal Muffin Day.  HEY GREAT.  Let's get some raisins in that muffin.  I HOPE RAISINS TRULY ARE 1.6 CALORIES A RAISIN.  Like I said-- I'd add 20 raisins to breakfast EASY.  Oh.  Right.  Muffin.  Oatmeal Muffin.  I like the muffin part.  Oatmeal not so much.  I'd give it A SHOT because how much worse can it be than Standard Muffin.  I GUESS I'D FIND OUT.  Hmm.  Is there a scenario where I get both Freedom Toast and Steak*Stuffed Mushroom?  Sure.  No one's gonna stop me.  Just might not make any sense logistically.  OK coffee time.
   What is a raisin a metaphor for.  Elderly black people?  Not sure if that's insensitive or not.  The point is raisins are black and wrinkled.  Not happy about it myself.  Too late to go back now though.  Just KNOW I'm Not Happy About It Myself.  Huh.  Got some coffee and crap.  Nurse'll be here any minute.  Not ANY minute.  Not any Previous Minutes FOR SURE.  Any Upcoming Future Minute.  Probably.  So that's good.  If I wanna finish egg white today but not Balanced Breakfast I can have the Bagel/Egg White lunch.  Nah.  Too heavy a lunch for today.  And ALSO bagel lunch + freedom toast dinner TOO REPETITIVE.  Both BREADcentric.  NO THANK YOU.  JUST re-upped with soda.  DIET DR PEPPER.  The FORGOTTEN soda choice.  Don't get it every week.  Presumably there for my Mom. Only have it on RARE occasions for some reason.  She rarely drinks it at all anymore and I COULD get it every week.  Okay fine.  Get off my back about it!
   Seventh paragraph!  What if I get Freedom Toast WITHOUT Egg Whites.  Huh.  I could see that working.  I'd LIKE to have more balanced breakfast for the next week or so but in practice I RARELY actually wanna have em.  Could save these egg whites for later on in the week.  Huh.  I DON'T KNOW what to do as of now despite spending many paragraphs devoted to figuring it out.  I'M NO CLOSER THAN I STARTED.  Sure I've made FITS and BURSTS in figuring it out but then what I THOUGHT I made progress in figuring it out I CHANGE MY MIND and then go down SOME OTHER road in considering things.  Oh well.  If it was INEVITABLE I'd make fits and bursts in one direction, change my mind, then start over in another direction-- then I've made progress.  I had to do it at some point AND I'VE DONE IT.  However if it wasn't set into stone it had to be that way-- then what I went through WASN'T ultimately necessary-- and I DIDN'T gain much from it!
   Eighth paragraph.  Three to go!  Nurse is here!  Presumably will be gone by the time I have lunch Whatever It Is.  If not that could effect my decision.  But I think he'd be outta here.  Balanced Breakfast for lunch gets me around 200 calories Won Back from NightMight.  Protein Bar 250 calories.  Ya know COMPARED TO NORMAL Lunch.  It's THAT MUCH LESS than yer normal lunch.  LET'S ROUND DOWN to 175 or 225.  Be conservative about it.  Okay. Sure!  Let's do it.  Hmm.  Considering how in the last week or two I've had several Quest Bars for lunch with no problem, SHOULD I TINK going forward to actually PLAY to have a Quest Bar lunch once or twice a week?  Well if I continue NightMighting that becomes NECESSARY.  But if I don't-- maybe I just plan it that way anyway.  WOW NOW WE'RE TALKING SOME LANGUAGE.  English.  More or less.  Maybe not THE KING'S English.  Some Jerk's English Though.  Me.  I'm The Jerk!
   Penultimate paragraph.  How quick did I write forst 8 paragraphs.  Lookin' like about 35 minutes.  32 minutes.  Amazing.  I KNOW nothing of value has happened yet.  Wait.  I think something of value.  Can't quite place it though.  Vaguely remember being happy with something I wrote.  Hmm.  Listening to more New In Alternative. Starting SLOWLY BUT SURELY to recognize songs I like.  First starts by recognizing the music.  Then I slowly start to remember/recognize the title.  Next, MOST IMPORTANTLY PERHAPS, do I remember/recognize the artist.  HOW DO I MANAGE THAT.  I'm OFTEN checking the title/artist of each new song that comes on.  Not ALWAYS.  But often enough that it makes a difference.  WOW.  What's the point of Music these days. What are these artists' mission statements.  Hmm.  Make Good Music might be the leading cause.  Yeah but WHY.  Just TO DO IT.  Yeah but WHY.  Hmm.  The more I ask myself Yeah but WHY the more I realize It's A Legitimate Question!
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Sweet.  Guess first thing I watch on the television set is SNL.  The host is the guy who was Elvis I believe.  Not ELVIS.  Elvis was the original guy who was Elvis.  This is some NEW GUY who was Elvis for a while.  Hmm.  First Mets Spring Training Game appears to be February 25th.  That's a mere 2 months from now.  PLUS A WEEK.  Week is within the margin of error.  TWO MONTHS is accurate.  Also that's my Mom's birthday.  NO SPOILERS but IT'S A BIG 'UN.  Now that I think about it, she IS kinda getting up there but at the same time This Big 'Un isn't THAT big.  SHE'S GOTTA LOT OF GOOD ROUNDS LEFT IN HER.  So that's good.  Speaking of birthdays MY BIRTHDAY WAS THIS WEEK.  Feels like a long time ago.  A MERE SIX DAYS.  For my birthday I'd like some sort of ICE CREAM CAKE.  MAKE IT HAPPEN.  I could make it happen for myself.  NOPE.  MY BIRTHDAY, MY RULES.  YOU GOTTA MAKE IT HAPPEN.  Anyway time for a walk.  Be back soon!

not 100% on that

    Hey friends!  Time to write 5 paragraphs.  Then move on with my day.  Probably split ChapterBook Reading into two short sessions.  One of them EARLY-- between shower and walk IV.  WILL I read the second session immediately between walks IV and V?  OR NOT UNTIL BETWEEN WALKS V AND VI.  I could see it going either way but PROBABLY I'll just wanna get it done with between walks IV and V.  SO TAHT'S GOOD.  Starting to HEAVILY lean towards balanced breakfast for lunch and Freedom Toast for dinner.  Maybe get nothing for tomorrow night.  Have Kids Chicken Parm for dinner tomorrow night!  Or A DIFFERENT, "LUNCH," I already have.  Either way It's Gonna Be Great!  Gonna have several hundred less calories in my system at Endocrine Weigh In than I thought.  Probably gonna not have breakfast that morning.  THAT'S 300 CALORIES RIGHT THERE.  WOW WHAT A LIFE.  Anyway.  Got some coffee going.  I had finished maybe 40% of the first cup before taking walk.  Then I drank ALL OF IT in ONE GULP before re-filling mugcompltely.  Dunno about One GULP.  One round of sliding it down my gullet.  But I'm pretty sure multiple Swallows were involved.
    Huh.  Like the shirt I'm wearing now.  One of m ybest shirts lately!  Sure it's not laundered but you take the good with the bad.  Hmm.  Pretty sure my Dad standardly gets those little boxes of Raisins.  If they are what I think they are, I can split each box into THREE breakfastsworth of raisins.  Kinda significant amount of calories being added.  But I think it'd be A BLAST AND A HALF.  Probably wouldn't be that much of a blast and/or a a half in practice.  WORTH GIVING A SHOT though.  What was I talking about.  Raisins.  Oh right.  Good.  I feel like as a kid I had raisins thrust upon me on occasion but I can't really pin down in what context.  Don't think it was cereal.  Is it possible during the years my Mom packed a lunch for me in elementary school she gave me a box of raisins as a side dish?  I dunno!  Maybe she encouraged me to have box of raisins as a SNACK at home?  Huh.  The point is I remember eating out of the box.  Go figure.
   Raisins are okay.  Nice small period of my life I was getting Cinnamon Raisin Bagels.  I found out I liked them at one point.  Then there was about A YEAR or so where I got them semi-regularly.  And REGULARLY if we're just counting Times I Had Bagels.  THEN PANDEMIC STRUCK.  I'd have to get packs of cinnamon raisin bagels just for me.  And I can't eat that many!  STUCK eating Regular Bagels which my family gets nowadays.  OH WELL.  One day I'll have cinnamon raisin bagels again.  Probably.  I'd say the odds are quite high!  Then again nothing in this world is guaranteed except death and taxes.  Unless you're rich or corporations.  Then just Death.  Also gotta imagine the Rich have figured out a way to cheat death.  And just not let the rest of us know.  Hmm.  That would lead them to not dying though.  Pretty sure rich people and corporations die at a relatively standard right AS FAR AS WE KNOW.
   Penultimate paragraph.  The point is DID AUSTIN BUTLER study with the real Elvis to prepare for his role IN FRANCE.  Or wherever Elvis Ran Away To.  Gotta assume the answer is Yes.  What else is up.  Gotta imagine I told you about my Cinnamon Raisin Bagel Situation half a dozen times over the last year or two.  Oh well.  At least now we know FOR SURE what my cinnamon raisin bagel situation is after being inundated with it time and time again.  Amazing.  Alright.  Gonna read Short Session of Chapter between shower and walk IV.  And then read second short session of chapter between Walk IV and lunch.  I TINK.  It SEEMS like that's a reasonable way to go.  THEN watch some SNL during lunch and/or after walk after lunch!  WOW AMAZING.  Hey it's Christmas a week from today.  I WILL CELEBRATE BY LIVING.  I assume.  Maybe I'll die!  That's not THE PLAN though.  Maybe it's A plan.  It's not MY plan.
   Last paragraph of the DayTime Day.  A Simple Plan.  What was their famous song.  Better LTURQ.  I'm Just A Kid.  I see.  Great.  The point is we know the plan isn't complicated.  Which is GOOD I guess.  Not sure why I feel that way.  I just do!  What else is going on and crap.  Might not even split of Short Sessions evenly.  Maybe do like an entire 19 or 20 pages in FIRST session.  LEAVING ME WITH A MEAGER 7 or 8 pages for Second Session.  WOW.  I'd be THRILLED taking that walk between them.  Knowing I only got a few pages left.  But ALSO not having to read all of 'em before.  This sounds like a THRILLING way to spend my early afternoon.  Wow.  Should I start thinking about another Production book to read after this one.  Ya know.  A book I can read for like an hour a day that feels Productive.  Like LEARNING stuff and crap.  I dunno.  Maybe I read a book that ISN'T particularly productive.  But is SOMEWHAT productive because It's Still A Book.  Or maybe I just stop devoting blocks of day to book.  WHATEVER HAPPENS'LL HAPPEN.  That's it for now.  be back tonight!

Good Enough For Me

    Hey friends! having a delicious choco tootsie pop.  Ended up having Mediocre Protein Bar for lunch and Steak * Stuffed Mushroom for dinner.  STILL GOT single serving of Egg White left.  NEXT THREE BREAKFASTS gonna be ONE balanced breakfast and TWO classic breakfast.  THAT BRINGS ME UP TILL ENDOCRINE APPOINTMENT MORNING which is No Breakfast.  So that's good.  I enjoyed the Mediocre Protein Bar!  FIRST TIME I had it a month or two ago I HATED IT.  Now I've come around to KINDA LIKING IT.  I don't actively like it as a POSITIVE thing.  But in terms of EATING SOMETHING it's better than EATING NOTHING.  So that's good I guess.  Had so much time today to do stuff!  I did ChapterBook Chapter real quickly in just one session.  LOTTA QUOTES FROM POEMS in the first few pages.  I got through half a dozen pages like it was NOTIN because there kept being line breaks and deeply indented poems and crap.  Either way it was about Civil Rights Era Black Rights Era stuff.  ALRIGHT.  People startin' to assert themselves.  WITH SOME SUCCESS.  NOW We're talking.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Re-started The Wire.  I like it!  It's like a NOVEL but IN REAL LIFE.  I had seen that stated as a response to the show but NOW I SEE IT WHLIE I WATCHING IT.  SURE I agreed that this is like the Great American Novel but on TV.  But UNTIL TODAY I didn't really GET it.  Either way this'll last me like a week and a half.  ALSO THEY'RE KNOCKING IT OUT OF THE PARK FROM EPISODE ONE SCENE ONE.  They already got the dialogue and the acting and THE PLOT down RIGHT FROM THE GITMO.  Gotta admire that.  Not LEGALLY.  I recommend you admire that.  But I had no jurisdiction to hold you to that.  Hmm.  Was thinking about having a beer tonight instead of tootsie pop.  ONLY 35 MORE CALORIES.  Decided to have the tootsie pop, though.  AND IT SURE IS DELICIOUS and/or Delightful.  SO that's working out FOR NOW but one day it will be over and done with AND THEN WHERE WILL I BE.  About 2 hours from going to bed.  THEN MY TROUBLES ARE OVER.
   Anyway.  Hmm.  I think I saw ARGENTINE won the world cup.  They were tied but someone Argentine actually won.  ON PENALTIES.  Sounds like Argentine suffered NO PENALTIES AT ALL. THEY WON.  They accomplished everything they set out to do.  Any other king of consequence you may have apparently given them IS MEANINGLESS.  So that's good.  GONNA BITE INTO POP NOW.  WOW DELICIOUS.  I got a good feeling that TONIGHT I'll stop doing NightMight snacking.  It sounds weird but ONE NIGHT THAT ACTUALLY WILL HAPPEN.  At this point it seems like a pipe dream on some level.  But also, ON ANOTEHR level, VERY VERY reasonable that at some point my life goes back to normal and I just sleep through the night for the rest of my life without getting up to eat crap.  WOW.  I'd DIET LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER THEN.  And/or MAINTAIN WEIGHT WITH LOTS OF More Snack and/or Less Walks. ... LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER.  The point is whatever I do it will HOPEFULLY be Like A Mother Fucker.
   How is Mother Fucker an insult.  Sounds like A POSITIVE thing to me.  Someone goes HEY YOU MOTHER FUCKER to me I go HEY THANKS.  I may or may not fuck mothers but Giving Me The Benefit Of The Doubt That I Do?  CHEERS TO THAT.  Maybe I'm ONLY fucking mothers I don't want to fuck.  THAT'S NO GOOD.  I AND TE MOTHERS both get to choose.  Gotta be consent from EVERYONE involved.  Even the person calling me a mother fucker?  ESPECIALLY the person calling me a mother fucker.  Huh.  I guess I'm a paragraph and a half away from ending the entry.  Amazing.  OH NO my phone is very low on charge.  I was gonna try to get it half a dozen points more charged while I was writing this Act.  But I FORGOT.  And now it's TOO LATE.  I MADE MY BED AND NOW I GET TO UNMAKE IT PER MY DISCRETION.  SO that's good.
   Last paragraph of the day!  Amazing.  Gotta figure over Next Three Dinners, 2 will be more Steak * Stuffed Mushroom and 1 will be PIZZERIA PIZZA.  Not sure which one will be pizza.  Could be tomorrow.  Could be Tuesday.  DOUBT IT'LL BE WEDNESDAY but Stranger Things have streamed on Netflix.  So that's good.  Did the laundry for a dozen shirts.  And mom did the Hanging Them On Hangers.  EVERYTHING WENT GREAT is the point.  Did I add too much laundry detergent to laundry machine?  POSSIBLY but I don't care.  I FEEL like it was a very reasonable amount even though it's more than my Mom guided me.  I TINK SHE PUTS IN TOO LITTLE.  I'm gonna put it MORE.  WHY NOT we can afford it.  So that's good.  At this point tomorrow lunch HAS to be regular lunch.  I'm OUT of protein bars and I'm building up too much of a collection of Lunches such that I MUST start making progress.  SUSHI seems like the consensus #1 pick for upcoming Monday Lunch.  Huh.  Guess that's it for now!  See ya tomorrow!

-8:00 P.M.

Saturday, December 17, 2022

Let's Hear It For Me

    Hey friends!  10:29 AM!  Gonna only fit in 3 walks in early part of day instead of 4.  But there will be NO CRUNCH TIME or anything.  Except for tonight.  Gonna take a bonus walk at night after Entry.  Sounds reasonable.  Not that much of a hassle.  It's a WORTHY alternative to waking up an hour earlier and having the extra walk in the morning.  Sure it's WORSE but in the end NOT SO BAD.  Anyway.  What's going on in the wide world of sports.  Had moderate amount of NightMight snacking.  Made up a bit by just having Crappy Protein Bar for breakfast.  MAY make up for the rest by just having QUALITY QUEST BAR for lunch.  Or maybe just have Standard Sandwich and Standard OnTheSmallSide SandwichSide.  Not a big deal either way I guess.  SUSHI for dinner.  That's how I feel!  Can't argue with a feeling.  Feeling can't argue back!  ARGUING IS A TWO WAY STREET I THINK.
   I guess you can argue without someone arguing back.  Cause you're arguing A FIRST TING.  Some jerk says something once.  You argue it.  Original Jerk DOESN'T ARGUE BACK.  That's still an argument I feel.  Hmm.  Now I'm not sure.  Gonna have to think about that one!  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  I ASKED THAT 2 MINUTES AGO.  YEAH AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN AN ANSWER YET.  Hmm.  Phone didn't charge all the way last night.  Probably MY fault.  I don't remember specifically but it's VERY possible I undid the charge a couple of hours into the night when I got up for NightMight at some point.  It's at 61%.  That's enough for now.  But I TINK I'll have to charge it SOMEWHAT at some point in the first half of the day to get me through the rest.  And it's HARD because I'm always going in and out of the house.  And charging is SLOW.  So even if I get it charging for an hour I really gotta make that hour count.  Hmm.
   Third paragraph!  Delightful.  If I'm having sandwich, what kinda delicious sandwich will it be.  Veggie Burger IS ALL WRONG. Turkey is boring.  Well this is easy, sounds like ham in a landslide.  Anyway.  Speaking of LANDSLIDES, they predict Snow Storm later this week.  TODAY IS LAST DAY OF TEH WEEK.  Fine, later NEXT WEEK brainiac.  Anyway that could be inconveniencing for sure!  Such is life.  Looks like today I gotta do some laundry.  Maybe not all of it.  Maybe just one round of shirts.  Maybe TWO rounds of shirts.  Maybe I'm getting ROPED IN to do other people's laundry.  Maybe I'm getting ROPED IN to do a couple of boxers and socks of my own.  WHY does it always fall on ME to do things that I need done.  Hmm.  Wearing a nice big shirt today.  Is that interesting.  It's certainly on the interesting spectrum!  Way on the side of Not Interesting.  THERE IS NO NOT INTERESTING no the interesting spectrum.  It goes from Somewhat Interesting to Extremely Interesting.  HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ON FOR SIZE.
   Fourth paragraph. Wow!  Wrote three paragraphs in 8 minutes.  I guess I'm great at this.  Is balanced breakfast worth considering for lunch?  Nah.  Gonna save that for an upcoming breakfast.  Makes sense.  Been an interesting MLB Offseason so far.  A reasonable amount of Free Agents-- a sub-reasonable amount of which are EXCITING players!  And they're all SIGNING CONTRACTS.  I dunno why it's exciting to me!  Maybe it's just because I'm more into baseball in general this year than for the most part in a while.  When does SPRINGED TRAINING start.  Better be at the end of February and not early March.  That's how I feel.  Let's see.  WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC in March.  That sounds reasonably fun.  I'd reasonably watch those games if they were on TV and it made sense in my schedule routine!  World Baseball Classic is baseball but it's fought between Home Countries.  If you're a good enough player, you make the team for the country you're from, you play against other teams!  SURE it can get confusing if you're from multiple countries.  I think generally it's just you get to decide which country you play for.  There's no HARD AND FAST rules that FORCE YOU to play for a certain country.
   Hmm.  Guess I'm rooting for Team USA.  I'm from The United States Of America HANDS DOWN.  So that's good.  WAIT A SECOND.  These games in March are World Baseball Classic Country Teams FACING AGAINST MLB TEAMS.  So it's like Japan versus The Mets.  That sounds fun, too!  But there is ALSO regular World Baseball Classic.  WOW.  DOUBLE THE FUN.  Anyway.  Regular Spring Training DOES appear to start in end of February.  WHEW that's a relief.  Don't need to go on a rampage to try to force them to do it.  ALREADY BEING DONE.  Amazing.  I should be having phone charging NOW.  But I'M NOT.  Tried for a minute or two before starting the act.  Didn't get it done.  GAVE UP.  Such is life.  Hmm.  Maybe I have ham sandwich with ZERO sandwichside.  ANOTHER DECENT OPTION TO CONSIDER.  Anyway.  No reason to COMMIT to sushi for dinner.  It makes SENSE.  It's the best thing to AIM for.  But no reason to Set It In Stone.  Speaking of Set In Stone, there's a William Shatner Narrated AND PRODUCED series from History Channel that's on Streaming called THE UNXPLAINED.  Regular dumb crappy Psuedo History that's about MYSTERIOUS and sometimes SPOOKY things.  WOW.  I can watch that.  I ALREADY WATCHED ONE.  I feel DUMBER while watching it but at the same time I DUNNO IT'S FUN.
   Coffee time!  Next ChapterBook chapter is A Peoples War? and it's about 36 pages.  Hmm.  Sounds like Zinn thinks maybe World War II is A People's War?  THEN AGAIN he could be Titling SARCASTICALLY. And he's like WAS IT a people's war?  SPOILER ALERT NO.  Either way.  36 pages.  Two sessions of 18 pages each?  I dunno.  Maybe I have time to read one session after shower and before lunch.  But that wouldn't be long enough for 18 pages.  But maybe it won't be long enough to Do It At All.  So we'll see I guess!  Hmm.  I think since I started People'sHistory I've SUCCEEDED in reading a chapter a day.  Started off seeming like a chapter a day may be difficult!  BUT I MADE IT.  THUS FAR.  So that's good.  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Bake Cookies Day and National Roast Suckling Pig Day.  First of all DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.  I'll bake cookies WHEN I WANNA DO IT not when you tell me to do it.  Maybe I wanna do it tomorrow now that I think about it.  But that's MY Decision.  Anyway.  Not sure if my family has ever baked cookies.  Don't think so!  Mom not much of a baker.  She didn't NEVER COOK NOTHIN but it wasn't really her Deal.  Baking was not part of my experience!  ROAST SUCKLING PIG.  What does SUCKLING mean exactly.  And is it related to SUCCULENT.  Lemme LTURQ.  "An animal that is young enough to be drinking milk from its mother."  OH.  So it's a YOUNG pig.  Never knew that's what Suckling meant!  Thought instinctually that it was related to succulent.  NOW I SEE HOW WRONG I WAS.
   Wow.  That was a long paragraph.  Go figure!  Seventh paragraph now though.  How long do I have to write these four paragraphs ideally.  Hmm.  Half an hour would be pretty great.  That's probably do-able but I don't wanna RUSH myself.  SAN FRANCISCO RUSH.  I wanna play some San Francisco Rush.  I think it's just A RACING game.  Presumably the streets of San Francisco.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP NAILED IT.  I had a San Frisco Rush 2049 for I WANNA SAY DREAMCAST.  Racing game that takes place in the future!  WHAT A JOY.  Anyway.  I'd enjoy one of those emulators where you can play Old Game Systems loaded with Classic Old Game System Games.  I know they have one for Super Nintendo.  Or HAD one.  Maybe even THAT is gone now.  Either way I should really consider getting that.  I'd get a lot of kicks out of it I feel.  Gonna have to look into that.  Also it's a productive use of my time!  I'm using it not doing NEGATIVE things.  NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS.  Doing nothing with my time is PRODUCTIVE.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Now that I think about it, 28 minutes for three paragraphs is pretty do-able I guess.  Quest Bar I Got is Birthday Bar.  That'd be fun I guess for lunch.  Better than NOTHIN.  Anyway, I dunno.  Probably end up not doing any Reading Session before lunch.  Reading sessions gonna be between Walks IV and V and walks V and VI.  AMAZING.  If they're EQUAL each session is 18 pages.  20 pages is a good cut-off where less is Light Reading Session and more is Hearty Reading Session.  WOW.  Anyway I dunno.  Not a fan of WAR.  I bet it turns out a lot of Deaths in World War II.  Not to mention INJURIES.  I dunno, what else is going on and crap.  What was Howard Zinn's deal.  I vaguely recognized the name before reading this book.  I TINK his book is his main claim to fame.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  Well known fella.  And People'sHistory WAS his most biggest thing.  GOOD FOR HIM.
   He's dead now.  BUT HE LIVES ON IN OUR MEMORIES.  I don't have many memories of him.  Bordering on NONE you might say.  Oh well such is life.  And/or Death.  Two paragraphs to go for Act I!  At this point 22 minutes is WAY MORE than enough.  So that's good I guess.  Dunno about WAY MORE.  Mostly More.  Let's go with that.  Hmm.  He describes himself as, "Something of an anarchist, something of a socialist.  Maybe a Democratic Socialist."  WOW.  THAT ISN'T SO SCARY.  I was concerned he was INDOCTRINATING me into SCARY things.  ANARCHY IS SCARY. SOCIALISM IS SCARY. DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST DOESN'T SOUND SCARY.  Anyway.  I think I don't know what Anarchy means.  I always associated it with a feeling that it's like HEY LET'S JUST FUCK SHIT UP NOTHING MATTERS.  But I think it literally just means you don't trust any kind of government as a PRINCIPLE.  You still want WHAT'S BEST FOR SOCIETY AND WHATKNOT.  You just have theories about how Government Can't Do It.  Always associated it with Mayhem and Whatknot.
   Anyway.  Good for him.  STILL GONNA READ TIS BOOK with an open mind.  Open to what he's saying.  Open to what I'M THINKIN.  OPEN TO WHAT OTHER JERKS ARE WANTING ME TO THINK.  Cover ALL the bases.  Wow 10th paragraph already.  At this rate maybe I can fit in a Short Reading Session between shower and lunch.  Hmm.  I guess we'll see what happens.  Howard Zinn friends with Noam Chomsky.  There's a DREAM TEAM if I ever heard of one.  Possible I never heard of a Dream Team.  And even if I had not 100% sure what it means.  I think it just means they'd make an interesting Tag Team Partnership in a Wrestling Scenario.  So that's good and crap.  WOW looks like Noam Chomsky is still alive.  TAHT SUCKER IS 94 YEARS OLD.  Good for him.  Not sure why I know who Noam Chomsky is.  I think he's an Intelligent Across Fields.  Sounds about right.  Hey time to take a walk.  I'll be back in a little bit.

maybe no one knows what it means

    Hey friends!  Ideally write these 5 paragraphs in about 35 minutes.  Then take walk.  Then take shower.  Then CATCH UP on the Mastodon.  Then read 8-16 pages of Chapter Book.  Then have lunch.  Then take another walk.  Then read more chapterbook.  THEN I'M NOT SURE.  Not sure if I'll fit in Rest Of Chapter Book in that second session OR if it will require A TIRD SESSION after the next walk.  Either way GREAT.  Solidly looking like I'll have delicious Quest Bar today.  Looks like I may plan on indulging on tootsie pop or fudgesicle going forward for NightTime purposes.  NOT GONNA BREAK TE BANK. But it's FUN.  So that's good.  Probably start the 2 nights a week drinking plan at some point after Endocrine Appointment on Thursday.  AS SOON AS THURSDAY NIGHT?  I DUNNO.  Probably gonna aim to do them a standard 2 nights a week.  I like the non-weekend one being MONDAY.  Monday is when I used to do Open Mics and drink then.  It's a FINE day to drink.  So Monday and Friday seems most logical.  WOW what a scoop.  What else is going on and crap.
    YEAH.  I can't watch to read on Mastodon what the news is on Twitter.  NOT REALLY. I'm not a fan of what's going on at Twitter.  Sure I must stay informed but I'd rather read about more stuff.  SPEAKING OF RATHER, I haven't had my Daily Doses of Dan Rather since I stopped reading twitter.  He was A FINE Twitter Personality.  Not really a PERSONALITY.  That's kind of a mischaracterization.  OH WELL that's the world we live in.  Anyway.  The point is I have THREE SANDWICH MEALS to eat over the next five or six days.  OBVIOUSLY it makes sense to spread them out as much as possible.  Meaning I should STRONGLY CONSIDER having sandwich for dinner today instead of sushi.  WOW Strongly Consider something.  What fun!  Hmm.  What kinda crap am I watching today.  That's a tough one.  Maybe Tales In The Crypt.  I seem to enjoy that television program!  I bet one day it'll become available to me in regular definition and picture quality.  MOST of the episodes I see are on YouTube and Unofficial Copies so they're choppy and not in HIGH RESOLUTION at all.  ONE DAY they'll be officially streaming and I'll be AMAZED at what I was missing out on re: It Looking Like Real TV.
   So that's good!  What's some famous historian whose last name starts with an A.  I wanna be like I've read all the historians from A Guy to Zinn.  Hmm.  John Adams.  Was he a historian.  I imagine he has a descendant also named John and that guy is a historian.  I'd be a historian if I was John Adams, descendant of Other John Adamses.  Feels like I looked that up in response to watching the HBO Mini Series.  Or it was looked up for me.  Either way I REMEMBER READING and/or WATCHING about descendants of THE John Adamses and their current role in Country and I think one was at least a CURATOR or something if not a historian.  So that's good I guess.  I hope it all works out for him.  Still though I specified FAMOUS historian.  He's not FAMOUS.  He's got a famous blood line!  Well that's halfway there I guess.
   Two paragraphs to go!  WOW wrote this act real quicklike.  Well, I'm in the process of writing it real quicklike at least.  Gonna have to do 3 walks in a row in Park and then 3 walks in a row of City today.  WALK SIX might be dark already.  Meaning last three walks GOTTA be in citystreet.  Meaning previous 3 walks GOTTA be in park if I wanna keep it even.  AND I DO.  So that's good I guess.  Lookin' like I can read in the double digits of pages in First Session for sure.  THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.  Also it's WORLD WAR II.  Probably gonna be able to read that pretty quick.  I KNOW ALL THESE WORDS that were in use 80 years ago.  NOT THAT LONG AGO.  I GET what's going on.  So that's good I suppose.  What else is going on and crap.  I put phone in CHARGE SAVING MODE and now it goes to semi-sleep mode after like THREE SECONDS.  If i press the button to check the time on the home screen, normally that lasts like SIX OR SEVEN SECONDS before it just turns back off.  NOW IT'S LIKE THREE SECONDS.  That just ain't gonna cut it!  Don't see immediately how to change it back.  I'm sure I could figure it out pretty easily.  BUT I DON'T PLAY THOSE GAMES.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  Stupendous.  What else is going on and crap.  Got good SANDWICH THINS for sandwich bread these upcoming 2 weeks.  NICE.  They're the best for Veggie Burger Bun.  I GOT VEGGIE BURGER.  TIS WORKS OUT GREAT FOR ME.  Anyway.  Scratched off some NAIL with my fingers yesterday on the toe that I had the problem with a month or two ago.  POSSIBLY TOO MUCH NAIL.  Then there was some slight discomfort afterwards.  GOT WORRIED it might get re-infected.  Then I'd look like an IDIOT having to get it addressed again.  OTHER SIDE OF TOE THOUGH.   Old infection was on right side of toe/nail.  This was left side.  Anyway doesn't feel Discomforted right now.  So maybe I dodged a bullet with that one.  WHEW.  Hard to dodge bullets.  Well not really.  If someone's shooting you with a machine gun and you're just making Dodging Movements In General you're gonna dodge A WHOLE LOT of those bullets.  TRUE A whole Lot MORE are going to hit you.  But you're still dodging plenty!  Huh.  That's it!  Be back tonight.

As Long As We're All On The Same Page

    Hi friends.  Nighttime!  Sounds like a song.  Perhaps Big Star.  Perhaps The Kinks.  lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  BIG STAR.  I KNOW TAHT FOR SOME REASON.  Anyway ended up fitting 4th walk in early part of day!  So I got my eight walks in NOW ALREADY without having to do Bonus One at night.  READ LOTS OF CHAPTERBOOK PAGES.  We're talkin' WORLD WAR II.  We're talkin' ANTI COMMUNISM SCARE.  Wait.  No.  PRO Communism scare.  They weren't scared of ANTI-communists.  Actually I'm sure a lot of people were.  But the main thing was the... the thing where... YOU GET THE IDEA.  Lots of people were scared one way or another.  Very scary time!  That's the 50's for you.  Terrifying.  Also build up of Militarial Industry Complex.  DOESN't SOUND SO COMPLEX TO ME.  PRETTY SIMPLE.  Oh okay good point.  Anyway next chapter is a mere IN THE 20'S of pages.  HAH I LAUGH at having to read that amount.  NOTHIN.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Had delightful Quest Bar for lunch and Vegetable Burger for dinner.  With Oh I Don't Know THE EQUIVALENT of 10 BBQ POP CHIPS.  We're talkin a clean 5 or 6 FULL chips.  Another 1-3 halfway or 3/4r chips.  AND THEN A HANDFUL of smaller-size Fragments of Chips.  ALL IN ALL delicious.  May have fudgesicle or tootsie pop tonight.  PERHAPS even as soon as Soon.  But I'm not having it RIGHT NOW is the point.  Anyway.  Watched some EVIL DEAD II.  Started working on my Xbox for some reason.  I BEEN WORKING ON THE X BOX ALL TEH LIVE LONG DAY.  Also watched some Tales In The Crypt.  IN FACT I'll watch some more when this is done!  Anyway.  Toe where I picked off Lotta Nail is in NO discomfort.  No re-igniting any sort of infection THERE.  I got all the benefits of scratching out some nail with none of the consequences.  Sounds like Good To Me!
   Sure why not.  Got SNL recording tonight.  Presumably got SNL playing-back tomorrow.  HEY how did Morocco do today.  And then after hat I GOTTA SEE IF SALMAN RUSHDIE posted on twitter.  WAIT NO can't do that.  I'm no longer on twitter!  Except for ONE account.  I can't check Salman Rushdie.  I'd be increasing the amount of accounts I check on twitter by 100%.  AND THAT'S THE GREATEST AMOUNT OF PERCENT THERE IS.  So in other words SUDDENLY I'M READING THE MOST AMOUNT OF TWITTER POSSIBLE?  That's THE OPPOSITE of what I'm going for these days.  Anyway Morocco lost.  Fourth Place for them.  Jeez they would have just been better off WITHOUT the third place game.  Now they're relegated to fourth place ALONE.  Oh well.  Always next year.  Not sure if there's a world cup every year.  Lemme LTURQ.  WOW World Cup is only every four years.  Seems weird!  ALL THE COUNTRIES LIKE SOCCER, RIGHT?  That's the most popular sport in the WORLD?  Yet they only have tournament two and a half times a decade?  What's WRONG with these people.  YOU LIKE SOCCER.  NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU FROM DOING IT EVERY YEAR.  WHAT ARE YOU SOME SORT OF IDIOTS OR SOMETHING.
   Huh.  Penultimate paragraph.  Never ended up doing laundry today.  Guess I'm gonna wear an unlaundered shirt tomorrow.  UNLESS... could wear Folded Sweatshirt. NO THANKS.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  What else is going on and crap.  Guess I should presumably have sushi for lunch tomorrow.  Balanced Breakfast tomorrow.  CONCEIVABLE I'm getting a griddlecentric meal with egg whites tomorrow night.  I should finish CURRENT egg whites before then.  Makes sense.  TON of sense.  MAYBE EVEN MORE.  Also Griddlecentric meal gotta be Old Fashioned Freedom Toast, right?  That'd be my instinct.  The point is my phone MAY hold the charge for the rest of the night with me using it constantly.  OR it may not.  IT'S AT THE HIGH 20'S IN CHARGE PERCENTAGE right now.  For now I guess that'll have to do!  Hmm.  Gotta finish Werewolf Concerto.  Then what episode is after that.  DANG I SHOULD KNOW THIS.  Oh well what can ya do.  Move on with your life without knowing.  Accept defeat!
   Last paragraph.  Howard Zinn FOUGHT in World War II.  Kinda sounds like he might have some sort of BIAS when discussing it.  Sounds like A LOT of things.  Anyway.  Curiosity Killed.  Next episode of Tales In The Crypt.  Then we wrap back to Start Of Season V which is the delightful DEATH OF SOME SALESMAN. Oh well what can ya do.  I have had NO SNACK tonight as of yet.  Solid chance I have fudgesicle in a little bit to reward myself for successfully not indulging in a fudgesicle while writing this entry.  I DID A GOOD JOB NOT DOING SOMETHING.  AS MY REWARD I WILL DO IT.  Yep.  That's the exact joke I just made! I just said it again more concisely.  Makes ME laugh.  What else is going on and crap.  I guess that's it for tonight.  I'll be back tomorrow!  No reason NOT to come back. I LIKE IT HERE.  Good.  See ya!

-8:20 P.M.

Friday, December 16, 2022

Try Picturing A Better Title

    Hey friends!  9:32 AM!  If this were normal day, I'd have enough time to fit in everyhting on time.  However it's an abnormal day!  Gotta accept super market delivery at some point over the next few hours!  Could it work out neatly?  SURE.  Could it work out bad?  OF COURSE.  Could it work out terrible?  WHY NOT.  Anyway.  Had moderate amount of NightMight snacking.  LOW moderate. Not HIGH moderate.  Had classic breakfast.  Lunch gonna be either ham, turkey, or veggie burger sandwich, chicken parm, SUSHI, or A WILD CARD like a balanced breakfast or breakfast toaster pockets.  It'd be nice to have the smaller balanced breakfast.  Plus I JUST WANNA HAVE IT.  I should have it for breakfasts, I KNOW, but it's hard for some reason!  Either way we'll see what happens I guess.  Unless I die before then.  Then I won't be able to be alive to see what happens.  Hmm.  I dunno.
   Yeah!  Started updated version of New In Alternative this morning.  WOW.  Just HOW NEW are these songs.  I wanna have MORE CONTEXT.  I wanna know when they were written.  When they were recorded.  When they were released.  WHEN I HEARD TEM.  Wait I know that part.  NOT NECESSARILY.  I know when I'm hearing them RIGHT NOW.  A lot of them I've heard before and I didn't 100% register.  I wanna know WHEN I FIRST HEARD EM.  Then again it's BAD NEWS if someone's keeping track of that to tell me.  Sounds like SURVEILLANCE STATE.  Anyway.  How's the war on terrorism going.  Sounds like we're winning against Extreme Islamic Terrorism.  NOT DOING SO GOOD against Far Right terrorism.  BARELY EVEN DOING GOOD ABOUT NEAR RIGHT TERRORISM.  Far En Right 61.  There's several things wrong with that phrase.  What is the real temperature books burn.  451?  Might be 451!  Let's see.  YEP SURE IS 451.  Amazing.
   Third paragraph!  Ideal situation is delivery comes 30 seconds after I finish Act I.  I think I've been pretty lucky the last few times. I feel like recently that's happened a couple times!  Hmm.  RECEIPT ONLIEN says we're getting everything.  .53 LB Turkey instead of .5.  .48 LB ham instead of .5.  Pretty close to Even.  I'm happy with that outcome.  Mets signed A CATCHER yesterday.  Not sure WHY.  We got plenty of catchers including YOUNG SUPERSTAR PROSPECT who presumably is gonna start the season WITH THE PROFESSIONAL METS.  Oh well if they wanna spend 8 million dollars on Bonus Mediocre Catcher that's THEIR prerogative.  Hmm.  Is Steve Cohen MAKING MONEY on Mets.  He's outspending the rest of the league BY A LOT.  Well, not COMBINED.  He's outspending the next Owner (on ON THE FIELD contracts) by a lot.  Gotta imagine he's STILL making money though.  Rich people like ta make money.  I'm sure he gets off on Putting Together Fun Good Baseball team, too!  But that's not ALL of it.  Hmm.  Internet has SOME hits on this but they're not recent and they're not comprehensive.
   FOURTH PARAGRAPH.  The point is putting together Super Sports Team is a pretty benign way for rich people to get their jollies.  I don't really have much of a problem with it!  Especially since it turns out of all the professional sports teams in all the world This Guy Had to Run MY Sports Team.  Working out great for me!  Anyway.  Re-upping with Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwiches of BOTH VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE.  Same sandwich either way otherwise.  Just the filling is sometimes chocolate instead of always vanilla!  Hmm.  I could have 2 of those as a wild card lunch!  I don't wanna do that.  Maybe some day I will!  Anyway, I dunno.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Canadian Maple Syrup Day and National Maple Syrup Day. ... Huh.  I assume National one is America.  Unless it's ALSO Canadian National.  And they just repeated the same thing twice by accident.  Lemme see.  National is America.  Anyway.  Not sure I've ever had Maple Syrup.  Definitely (well, almost definitely) had maple syrup FLAVORED things.  Maybe like a Maple Syrup Flavored EGGO.  Let's see if that exists.  Not really.  Anyway.  Maple.  Maple.  The more I say the word the weirder it sounds.
    Hmm.  Ya know what?  Maple syrup always seemed gross to me... but now... I'd TRY a bite or two of lightly Maple Syrup'd waffle or pancake or whatever.  I don't wanna commit to the whole thing.  But I'd GIVE IT A SHOT.  I wouldn't incorporate it into diet either way!  Not healthy.  But FOR TEH SAKE OF SCIENCE I'd see what it tastes like.  Amazing.  Hmm.  Fifth paragraph and crap.  How long have I been writing this.  About 16 minutes.  Wow.  Four and a half paragraphs in 16 minutes.  Sounds good to me.  Watched the last episode of SHAQ.  It closed with talking about all the ads and sponsorships and endorsements he does.  Which is INTERESTING because he came, "UNDER FIRE," the last few days because he was endorsing some CRYPTOS or something which turned out to be a scam.  OH WELL.  Is he at fault?  SURE.  Is he legally responsible?  I DON'T TINK SO.  Does it make me think less of him?  NOT REALLY.  He endorses things for money!  I don't expect him to believe in these things!  THEN AGAIN in Shaq EPISODE he goes out of his way to say I only endorse things I really like and/or believe in.  NOW THAT'S NO GOOD.  Coffee time.
   Sure.  Frosted Flakes is part of Balanced Breakfast.  Turns out Shaq endorses Frosted Flakes!  Seems weird.  I think he'd want something Heartier to eat.  Any savory cereals out there.  Gotta imagine there's some meat cereals.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  MOST LIKELY fit in three walks in early part of day.  Which probably leads me to having Normal Eight Walks but a BONUS ONE at some point PRESUMABLY NIGHTTIME after entry.  Possible I only fit in 2 walks in early part of the day.  Possible I fit in 4!  PROBABLY 3.  That's my guess.  Also my estimate.  My gut feeling as well.  So that's good.  What am I putting on THE TV after Act I before Super Market IF THERE TWERE a period of time like that.  Guess some Tales In The Crypt or The Simpsons.  Amazing.  What else do I got going on for me.  Any new ALBUMS today.  Think I did a quick browsing of that.  Nothing that jumped out at me in terms of bands I KNOW I like.
   Seventh paragraph!  Huh.  OH NO gotta do laundry today or tomorrow.  Got one more clean shirt after today.  SOUNDS LIKE I need Cleaner Shirts by SUNDAY.  Sure.  Great.  Why not.  Might have some folded up shirts in a drawer or two. Sweaters and crap.  I guess if it comes to that I'd wear a Drawer Sweater.  Is Drawer/Sweater a slant rhyme?  Depends on how you pronounce Drawer I guess.  And even THEN, if you pronounce it THE BEST in terms of trying for it to rhyme, STILL NOT MUCH OF A RHYME.  Then again THE SLANTIER THE RYHME the MORE FUN.  People LOVE when you get away with a nice Very Slanted Rhyme.  So that's good.  What else is up.  PRESUMABLE Super Market window delivery time is 10 AM to 12 PM.  9:59 AM right now.  LOOK they sometimes come earlier, sometimes late.  I'd say they're in the window though 85, 90% of the time though.  WOW is this still the seventh paragraph.  SURE IS.  WOW.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Amazing!  I remember back in the day when I was first finalizing getting up to go on the walk and I was like ONE DAY I'm gonna be deep enough into the day that This Time Of Not Wanting To Get Up will be BUT A DISTANT MEMORY and I'd be solidly into the day happily.  AND IT CAME TRUE.  Hmm. Next chapter in Chapterbook is 30 pages.  I thought it was more than that.  I thought I checked yesterday and it was in the high 30's of pages.  Guess I was misinformed.  30 pages ain't so bad!  Either one long session or two short sessions.  I'll do that no problem.  I guess.  Anyway.  Pavement album called Slanted And Enchanted.  Wonder if slanted is a reference to Kind Of Rhyme.  That they presumably employ.  Gotta imagine 99 out of 100 song writers don't have a problem using slanted rhymes.  Gotta imagine there's some weirdos who DO have a problem with that.  The point is Slanted/Enchanted is Regular rhyme as far as I can tell.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Good deal.  Sushi would make a lot of sense as lunch.  Presumably the thing that goes bad the soonest.  Don't want chicken parm until next Thursday ideally.  Not sure I'm, "INTO," a sandwich for today.  Bagel doesn't make sense.  The egg white I have left for right now is for TWO BALANCED BREAKFASTS.  Can't waste half of it on a BAGEL.  Anyway you get the idea.  Aiming for Balanced Breakfast lunch.  BUT I WITHHOLD THE RIGHT to have Regular Heartier Lunch. What else is up.  Nigtmight snacking was low enough that I don't HAVE to have a smaller meal to justify it.  I JUST WANNA EAT A BALANCED BREAKFAST.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Anyway.  Draw-er.  Sweat-er.  NOPE.  Not seeing any rhyme there.  Look I can say a couplet which ends with drawer and sweater.  Nobody's gonna STOP me.  It's just not gonna rhyme.  Maybe some people can hear a rhyme in there somehow.  If they're particularly gifted at Hearing Rhymes.  That's THEIR problem.
   Last paragraph!  Amazing.  Is it possible I write an Act II before Super Market comes?  Guess it's possible!  I dunno though.  I'd have to accept there's high odds I wouldn't be able to finish what I started before accepting delivery.  I DON'T LIKE TEH SOUND OF THAT.  What else is good.  Guess I could start Act II soon if I wanna.  If I don't, and the delivery comes REAL late, then writing an act II can become A CHORE if it's later in the day than I want it to be!  FINE GREAT.  I'll give myself 20-40 minutes break and if super market hasn't come since then MAYBE START AN ACT II.  FINE TEN IT'S SETTLED.  First of all gotta finish act i.  FINE TEN IT'S SETTLED.  HEY did Morocco win Third Place Game.  Oh it's not until tomorrow.  WOW.  Playin for THE BRONZE.  Any kind of Element that is Fourth Place Generally? In Olympics there's a fourth place metal they've given out 17 times throughout history.  Not an ELEMENT though.  Great.  I'll be back soon I guess.
  

i can't do it

    Hey friends!  Super market came a mere 15-20 minutes after I finished Act I!  I'll be able to fit in 4 walks in early part of the day AS I LIKE.  Hmm.  Not gonna have a long break between walks IV and V though.  Gonna have to do 2 Split Reading Sessions between Walks V and VI and Walks VI and VII.  GREAT THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.  Gonna enjoy Balanced breakfast lunch it looks like.  Amazing.  Mastodon news feed is CLUTTERED.  Originally I followed all the people that seemed vaguely familiar from twitter even if I didn't really read them on twitter.  Just because THAT'S ALL I HAD.  Now so many people, so many posts.  Gonna have to either DELETE SOME or not read every post that ever gets thoughted.  That's a tough one!  Either way I guess that's good.  It's one of them GOOD PROBLEMS I feel.  And it's only gonna get Gooder.  What else is up.  More New In Alternative.  I like it!  If only I knew what time this song was taking place in recent history.
   Four paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  What's the next Tales In The Crypt.  It's an episode SIX I think.  Season IV.  Hmm that's a tough one.  Nothin' coming to mind.  AH The New Arrival.  On internet lists, this seems to be a consensus Top Five Episode.  I can see why!  I wouldn't put it that high above other episodes MYSELF. But I GET IT.  Also that provides INSIGHT INTO SOCIETY.  Hmm so the average Tales In The Crypt viewer is into THIS SPECIFIC episode.  Very interesting.  Lemme write that down.  Okay continue.  Who am I talking to.  Good question in general.  I think ME?  More or less.  Hmm.  Three and a half paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.  Amazing.  Gonna have a nice hearty chicken pot pie for dinner.  I can imagine the chicken pot pie being like 200 or 300 more calories than I generally consider it as.  Which is ALREADY the biggest dinner I have regularly.  Ya know by like 50 or 100 calories.  Either way What the hell Do I Know, why do I know it, and why does it matter.  You know Those Sorts Of Questions.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Hmm. NO inconvenient Morning until probably next Wednesday.  Probably getting Next Blood work on Wednesday.  That's a solid few days I got going on until then.  Around FIVE I'd say.  YEP CHECKS OUT.  Solidly into the second half of December.  Which is solidly into the second half of The Year.  Yeah.  BY A LOT.  This ain't new information, being in the second half of the year.  Maybe not but it's RELEVANT information.  So that's good.  Was having a HELL of a time trying to get phone charged last night before Bed.  Took me 10-15 minutes of just plugging it in several times until it starts charging, holding it THUS SO, and then when I let go the charge breaks, and I need to try again.  Normally it takes me around, I dunno, a solid 8 or 10 tries.  Which equates to a minute or two.  Last night it was like 50 or 70 tries.  I WAS GETTING FED TE HELL UP.  Also charge broke halfway through the night.  Only ended up around 70%.  HOWEVER during Act I I got it charging relatively easily to make up another 5 or 10% in the Right Direction.
   WOW WHAT A STORY.  WHAT A SCOOP.  Huh.  Two paragraphs to go!  What else is up.  How long do I have to write this act ideally.  Hmm.  SEVENTEEN MINUTES would be PRETTY GREAT.  What the Hell.  YA KNOW WHAT.  Maybe I can read 10 or 12 pages between walk IV and lunch, and then fit in the rest between walks v and vi.  LEAVING ME 100% FREE TIME BETWEEN WALKS VI AND VII.  This is great!  I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW IT ALL PLAYS OUT IN REAL TIME.  Anyway I dunno.  BRITNEY GRINER says she's gonna play Basketball THIS UPCOMING SEASON.  Or this current season.  Not sure if it's going on right now or not.  Lemme LTURQ.  Next season begins in May.  THAT'S GREAT NEWS.  She's got PLENTY OF TIME to get in Basketball Playing Shape BOTH PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY.  Also gotta imagine they'll have her first game on PRIMETIME TV and everyone is gonna be like HEY LET'S GIVE THIS A SHOT.  Could be a GAME CHANGER for WNBA.  Hey so it all worked out for the best!  I dunno about the best.  Possibly the best would be if It Didn't Work Out This Way At All And Just Never Happened.
   Last paragraph.  Yeah!  What else is going on and crap.  What I'm lokoing foward to in Balanced Breakfast in order of Most Looking Fowrad To to Least Looking Forawrd to (still looking forward to but not as much as previous things)-- Eggo, Frosted Flakes, Egg White.  YEAH.  Not looking forward to having eggo and being like damn this is really only 5 or so bites.  Not a lot to this eggo.  But in the brief moments I'm eating eggo I WILL ENJOY IT JUST FINE.  That's my interpretation of the future.  What else is up.  I'd probably enjoy putting raisins into breakfast cereal.  How much calorie IS A RAISIN.  Looks like a raisin might be 1.6 calories or so.  That's not so bad.  Put in 20 raisins.  I can handle 20 raisons in calories and in what it adds to the meal.  Might be more though.  I feel like a raisin might be like 3 or 4 calories.  Which would be INSANE.  Welltaht's it for now.  See ya tonight!

Put It All Together And It's An Entry

    Hey friend and friends of friend.  Another day accomplished.  Read ChapterBook about HISTORY.  PEOPLE'S HISTORY.  1920's and 30's and crap.  NO SPOILERS but you're gonna wanna see what's going on here.  You wouldn't BELIEVE IT.  IT TURNS OUT BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD TE ENTIRE TIME.  Well there goes that.  Anyway had delicious Balanced Breakfast for lunch and Chickened Pot Pie for dinner.  Took appropriate WALKS.  It was raining for MOST if not ALL my walks since last Act.  But generally pretty SOFTLY.  RAINING ME SOFTLY WITH HER SWAN.  Not happy about that sentence.  Moving on, though!  Had the thought to either have a 40 calorie fudgesicle, 60 calorie tootsie pop, or 95 calorie beer with Act III.  Right now NONE OF IT.  But I reserve the right to CHANGE MY MIND.  Too late to do ANY OF IT with the first paragraph.  Not gonna do Beer if it's after Entry being done.  GUESS I CAN STILL EAT DELICIOUS SNACK THOUGH.
   Hmm.  What kinda crap did I watch today.  I tried IN VAIN to get Evil Dead working on my DVD player.  Then I gave up!  Then I TRIED IN VAIN to get Evil Dead II working on my DVD player.  That didn't work either.  Ended up back at Tales In The Crypt.  I'm comfortable with how it all worked out.  Gonna have an hour and a half or two after this is done for TV Watching Time.  MORE TALES INTHE CRYPT one would imagine.  An hour and a half or two... is the Two a reference to the Hour or to the Half Hour.  EITHER WAY SAME THING.  It's either an hour and a half or Two Hours... which is what I meant... or it's an hour and a half or two half hours... which equals two hours as well.  IF YOU'LL FOLLOW ALONG WITH MY MATH LANGUAGE LOGIC you'll see what I'm saying makes Tons Of Sense.  More or less.  I can see how you could confuse yourself into thinking it makes sense!
   Three paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  No communal dinner delivery tomorrow night.  Maybe I have delicious Kids Chicken Parm FOR DINNER TOMORRY.  Makes sense.  I guess.  Lookin' like Japan is increasing their War Powers.  Military spending and whatknot.  KEEP AN EYE ON THIS.  If I learnt anything from Akira Kurosawa's Something Like An Autobiography it's that SOMETIMES JAPAN CAN GO A LITTLE CRAZY with this kinda stuff.  I know right now they're ON OUR SIDE but that's NO EXCUSE.  Is Kurosawa from the same Family Ancestor as Devon Sawa.  Hmm.  Maybe.  Never really thought about it, but now that I think about it, I can't STOP thinking about it.  So that's good.  Chicken Pot pie was cooked to perection.  Also was MADE pretty close to perection originally BY TEM.  COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF.  However he identifies.  He/Chef.  Something like that.
   Two paragraphs to go!  Amazing!  Hank/er/chef.  Huh.  Well tomorrow is both Canadian Maple Syrup Day and National Maple Syrup Day.  THEY"RE TRYING TO NATIONALIZE THE MAPLE SYRUP?  I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT.  Not as good as the other people who are trying to Canada the Maple Syrup.  I feel generally neutral-positive about Canada-izing things.  Prove me wrong, you can't!  Hmm.  What else is up.  I IDENTIFY AS Neutral/Positive.  Makes sense!  The point is I GOT MY PHONE SUCCESSFULLY CHARGING RIGHT NOW.  Was down to 30% after all the walks and usage during day.  Figured I'd charge it to last me the rest of the night COMFORTABLY if I could get it charging during this 20 or 30 minutes writing Act III.  AND I DID GET IT CHARGING.  My guess is it's up to 38% by the time I'm done.  GO FIGURE.  THEN COME RIGHT BACK HERE.  GOT SOME MORE STUFF FOR YOU TO FIGURE IN A LITTLE BIT.  What else is going on and crap.  Oh.  A mere One More Paragraph.
   Sweet.  Decided  to indulge in fudgesice.  SUCKING IT more than just biting into it.  Kinds fun.  ABOUT TIME I START BITING INTO IT THOUGH.  ALRIGHT THAT"S THE END OF THAT.  To be fair while I was typing Alright That"s The End Of That I WAS STILL CHEWING IT UP AND SWALLOWING IT.  However, now, AT THIS POINT?  Pretty much done with it 100%.  Guess it's somewhere else along my Digestion System.  Not sure where exactly.  My lungs I guess.  Not my BREATHING lungs. The stomach lungs.  YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.  Anyway.  Got one Balanced Breakfasts worth of egg white left.  Which I will not re-up with until In Time For Monday Morning AT THE SOONEST.  Which means I CAN GO INTO TOMORROW BREAKFAST WITH ABSOLUTELY NO PRESSURE ON ME TO HAVE BALANCED BREAKFAST.  If I want it? GREAT.  That's surely IDEAL.  But if I want a Classic Breakfast?  SURE WHY NOT.  So that's good.  HEY I'm done for tonight.  See ya later!

-8:25 P.M.

Thursday, December 15, 2022

I Hate To Be The One To Tell You This

    Hey friends!  Up on time today.  It's 9:21 AM right now.  Gonna fit in everything I want to in early part of the day!  ChapterBook chapter today is War Is the Health of the State and it's a mere EIGHTEEN PAGES.  Possibly less!  It's eighteen pages from Page One of Chapter till Page One of Next Chapter.  I THINK it could end up being a page or two less when considering there might be a blank page or something.  I dunno.  Either way WOW gonna knock that reading out LIKE IT WAS NOTHIN.  Also the further we get into history the quicker I can read through it.  Could be a coincidence.  Or it could be EVIDENCE of something.  I don't know OF WHAT.  Anyway had a moderate amount of NightMight snacking.  More than I'd like but not so much that I'd change my meals.  Did have a slightly less Classic Breakfast though!  Iced cream sandwich with golden graham bar.  I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS PERMUTATION YESTERDAY.  I did and it was GREAT.
   Hmm.  Turkey meatloaf and health spaghetti AND salad as two meals I got left over for today.  Probably do the right thing and have them for lunch and dinner.  MAYBE do the wrong thing and not have one but get a Delivery Dinner.  HMM.  Probably should have the salad in that case.  SALAD gonna go bad sooner than Turkey Meatloaf.  EVEN THOUGH turkey meatloaf is from a week before.  Salad is from six days ago.  Turkey meatloaf from thirteen days ago!  I'D STILL SAY SALAD IS PRIORITY.  So that's good.  Tried starting New In Punk playlist.  Too heavy for me!  I want some LIGHT punk.  This punk is too In My Face.  Not 100% comfortable with that right now.  Anyawy, I dunno!  Anything new in the wide world of sports.  Guess I gotta pick France or Argentina for World Cup.  I DUNNO.  On the other hand maybe I don't need to pick one of them.  I'm gonna do that.  Go into this MAKING A POINT to not pick one to root for.  Not because I HATE both.  Just because I don't feel strongly about one over the other.  YOU CAN'T MAKE ME PICK.
   Hmm.  Argentina is from Our Hemisphere.  Also it's known as The Americas.  Basically THEY'RE OUR HOME TEAM relatively speaking.  Hmm.  How many people live in Western Hemisphere.  I'd say Eastern Hemisphere is knocking it out of the park by being more Populous than us.  82-88% of people live in Eastern Hemisphere.  The rest live in Western Hemisphere I'D ASSUME.  Some people live in Space.  Right?  International Space Station.  How long do people stay up there.  Only about six months.  That's hardly even Living There At All. More like a vacation.  I dunno.  Six months, I'd say They Live There.  I'll give 'em that.  3-6 people at once time.  So that's about 2% of people.  2% of people live in space.  Could be getting those numbers wrong.  Oh well what can ya do.  OKAY how bout Northern versus Southern Hemisphere.  Northern gotta be doing pretty well in that.  87% live in Norhtern Hemisphere.  ALRIGHT.  NORTERN HEMISPHERE REPRESENT.
   We have more in common than we think!  We should all unite with pride for Northern Hemisphere.  What about the other 12% of people.  THEY'RE GOOD TOO.  IN THEIR OWN WAY.  To be fair there's a lot more land in the northern hemisphere.  Also I'd venture to guess that in general Northern Hemisphere is better CLIMATE for human.  ENVIRONMENTS and whatknot.  In general!  What else is going on and crap.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Chocolate Covered Anything Day.  I dunno about that!  I think they're implying a lot of Anything that I DON'T WANT.  I like THE STANDARD chocolate covered things.  Like COOKIES.  Or MORE CHOCOLATE.  If you're getting creative with covering things with chocolate ODDS ARE I'm not 100% on board with it.  So that's good.  Looks like Croatia is facing off against Morocco for some reason.  For Third Place?  That doesn't make sense.  I guess it does.  Well at least I get to root for Morocco some more.
   I wasn't rooting for Morocco THAT MUCH ACTIVELY.  I decided to root for them.  But I never actually spent time rooting for them IN PRACTICE.  What else is going on and crap.  Only six more paragraphs for Act I!  Amazing.  What am I watching on the television set today.  Got a SHAQ episode I think.  Figure I'm due to watch BackIITheFutureIII.  TALES IN THE CRYPT.  What episode am I up to.  COULD IT BE On A Deadman's Chest?  Sure it could be ANYTHING.  But WILL IT BE.  YES IT SURE WILL BE.  So that's good.  Wow it's about ROCK BAND.  I'm into ROCK MUSIC.  Also I play music.  ONE MAN BAND.  You know that sort of thing.  WAIT A SECOND.  The stuff that goes on with the guy's chest in this plot... THAT GUY ISN'T DEAD.  Neither to START WITH or TO END WITH.  He's ALIVE THE ENTIRE EPISODE.  Although now that I think about it, what he goes through at the end of the episode... he appears vital and as if he survives but I DON'T SEE HOW IN REAL LIFE SOMEONE CAN SURVIVE WHAT HE GOES THROUGH.  No spoilers though.  NO SPOILERS AT ALL.
   YEAH.  The point is Argentina is Western Hemisphere Pride but France is Northern Hemisphere Pride.  So this is a tough one.  HOW MANY ACRES AWAY ARE THEY.  Whichever one is less acres away is the one to root for.  Let's see.  Distance to Argentina from America is 11K Kilometers.  From America to France is 6K Kilometers.  WOW.  WHOULDA THUNK IT.  I guess France is the priority to root for!  I dunno.  Four and a half paragraphs to go until walk!  Started back up at Superbloom after abandoning New In Punk.  NOT SURE I'M HAPPY ABOUT SUPERBLOOM EITHER.  Gotta figure out something to listen to though.  I walked around for half a walk a couple days ago listening to nothing.  It was PLANNED I'd talk to my brother On Phone during walk.  So I walked around for 20 minutes waiting for him to call.  NOT LISTENING TO ANYTING.  Then it turned out my phone was on mute and he was trying to call me.  FIGURED IT OUT FOR LAST 10 MINUTES.  That wasn't so bad.  I was ENGAGED with phone call.  First 20 minutes though was a huge waste of my life.
   Seventh paragraph!  What would be A FUN time to give myself to write these 4 paragraphs.  I dunno.  35 minutes.  That's fun.  Brother recommended video game to me.  I dunno about that!  Maybe it'd be fun.  Maybe it's too big a commitment.  Either way I value his recommendation and I'll take it into consideration.  No I won't.  I DID take it into consideration. I considered it soon after we talked.  CULMINATING in me looking it up and reading about it for 2 minutes.  I think I'm done considering it though.  I've accomplished what I set out to by considering it to the extent that I did!  I'M NOT GONNA BUY IT AND/OR PLAY IT.  SO that's good.  LOOK I should aim for having Salad And Turkey Meatloaf both today.  It's THE RIGHT TING TO DO.  So let's end all speculation AND SOLIDLY AIM FOR THAT.  Still room to change my mind but LET'S MAKE A POINT to make that the standard of what I'm aiming for and expecting to do today.
   SURE.  Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Got two appointments next week.  ENDOCRINE Doctor which includes Official Weigh In.  BLOOD WORK another day.  WOW.  Sounds like I got my week Jam Packed with Productivity.  Not sure how productive seeing a doctor for a regular check up is.  SURE IT'S PRODUCTIVE.  Keeping on top of my health.  Gotta be done sooner or later!  Not really.  Gotta be done REGULARLY.  Not SOONER OR LATER.  At just the right time ON REPEAT.  Hmm.  The point is I'm not sure whether I'll read Short Chapter between walks V and VI AS REGULAR or perhaps between walks IV and V.  PRESUMABLY I could fit it in THAT period of time assuming everything goes as it should.  PROBABLY will decide to just get it over with!  Anyway.  World War I eh.  I don't like the sound of that!  Also how much of war was going on in Southern Hemisphere.  Lemme LTURQ.  HMM there was some Affiliated War going on in southern hemisphere.
   Gonna have to look into whether those countries were just vaguely fighting world war i or if they were actually in the thick of it.  Sure.  Look into that LATER.  What else is up.  So much time to write these last 2 paragraphs.  Amazing!  Anyway hey it's the middle of December.  Feels like that's relevant somehow.  Maybe just get salad over and done with for lunch.  I can see myself getting, "INTO," having turkey meatloaf.  More than salad.  JUST EAT SALAD ONCE AND FOR ALL.  Croutons will be good.  Can't argue with croutons!  Lettuce will be FINE. Chicken is okay.  Gotta separate it into smaller pieces myself!  They give two big pieces of chicken that's comes apart easily.  I GOTTA BREAK IT APART with my hands and sprinkle it over the salad.  AMAZING.  At least I'm PAYING LESS.  I assume I'm saving a cent or two by having to do this manual work myself.  You'd think so right?  Makes sense.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  How'd that happen.  I wrote Terrible Things Quickly.  Oh that explains it.  The point is most countries either SUPPORTED Allied or Central Powers but I think they might not have been fighting A LICK.  Also almost entirely allied powers IF they weren't neutral.  Central Powers not making a strong showing in support across the globe AT ALL.  Oh well what can ya do.  Not much.  What else is going on and crap.  Gotta figure out what to listen to that I'll really get a kick out of!  Maybe Superbloom gets me going soon, I DUNNO.  I guess I can listen to NEW IN ROCK.  See what MAINSTREAM rock got going on for itself this week.  IT ALSO HAS ALTERNATIVE MAINSTREAM SONGS IN THE PLAYLIST TOO.  Wow!  Wait a second.  If I liked most of the songs in New In Alternative, why shouldn't I listen to that again?  It's like 60 or 70 songs over the course of a few days, right?  It's not like I'll be listening to them TOO much.  Hmm.  Interesting counterpoint.  Maybe I'll do that. GREAT.  Gonna go take the walk now.  Be back soon!

i'll just leave this here

    Hey friends!  New In Alternative is 115 songs long.  I won't be able to listen to all that today!  And tomorrow it might be UPDATED.  So I'll be LOST halfway through.  Either way working out great.  I like these songs!  Now I'm getting to know them better.  Good deal.  Hmm.  How long do I have to write this act Ideally.  35 minutes would be pretty decent all around.  Hmm.  Probably gonna read ChapterBook between walk IV and lunch.  Gonna have salad for lunch, turkey meatloaf for dinner.  SO IT'S SETTLED THEN.  More or less!  Got some coffee #2 going.  Some coca cola.  COCA comes from ROUGHLY Argentina.  Hmm. Where does Coca come from.  PERU MAYBE?  YEP.  Western South America.  INCLUDING PERU AND ARGENTINA.  So that's good.  What else do I got going for me today.  Not a lot.  Gonna enjoy Middle of the day with no responsibilities.  WILL HAVE READING DONE ALREADY.  Gonna enjoy nighttime of the day with no responsibilities.  ALREADY DID EVERYTHING by this point in the night.  After entry.  So that's good.  Got TWO MEALS coming my way today!
   Four paragraphs to go.  Trying to figure out what weight I'd be happy with at official weigh in a week from today.  I DUNNO. T HIS IS TOUGH.  I guess we'll just wait to see what I'm at.  And I'm sure I'll find a way to be happy and/or disappointed about it whatever it is.  I dunno about that.  Solidly 2/3rds or so chance I'd either be solidly happy or solidly upset.  MAYBE EVEN MORE.  Odds are it's one or the other I'd say as opposed to being within the margin of error in the middle.  I DUNNO WE'LL SEE I GUESS.  I don't think that's what margin of error means.  Oh well what can ya do.  Already typed it!  Too late to go back now!  Hmm.  I'd probably enjoy turkey meatloaf more than salad.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF TAHT INFORMATOIN.  Whether to have it first or not.  UGH.  WHY DOES ALL TEH TOUGH DECISIONS ALWAYS FALL ON ME.  Because I'm UNIQUELY QUALIFIED to decide them the best.  Oh okay that's good then.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Wonderful.  What else is up.  What kinda sushi am I getting this upcoming week.  I think I put Spicy Shrimp Roll in the cart.  IT SAYS it's the same amount of calories as Brown Rice Spicy Tuna Roll.  BUT IT'S WHITE RICE NOT BROWN RICE.  Delicious.  That'll be a blast and a half one would imagine.  HMM.  Think I'm gonna add some MINI BROWNIES to Supre Market order.  FOUR OF THESE is reasonable breakfast.  Maybe I can get away with JUST HAVING THREE.  I forget how big they are and how much I like them.  But I TINK I liked em pretty good.  Seems to hit the spot in my Mind's Imagination.  WHICH IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY SPLEEN'S IMAGINATION.  Ugh.  Also they appear to be generic CHOCOLATE brownies.  Chocolate overall.  DENSE AND FUDGY.  That's how they describe them In Blurb.  SOUNDS GOOD.  DENSE MEANS HEARTY.  It must be PRETTY SMALL at this amount of calories For Dense.  BUT I'LL TAKE IT.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime day.  So that's good.  Ideally write these paragraphs in Oh I Don't Know TWENTY MINUTES IS MORE TAN ENOUGH.  So that's good.  What else is up.  DID I TELL THE STORY about the car alarm.  Pretty sure I did.  It was a fun story.  Also after the car alarm went off happened again Eight Minutes Later.  I'm just guessing it was eight minutes.  Was between four and twenty five minutes.  Leaning towards EIGHT.  So that's good.  WAIT A SECOND I DIDN'T TELL THE STORY ABOUT TE CAR ALARM.  Car alarm went off during Act I!  THEY WERE BLOWING LEAVES and car alarm is very sensitive.  THAT'S TEH STORY.  Also then it happened again.  That's THE NEW PART of the story.  Wow.  Also I think they're done blowing leaves now.  Just stopped hearing it over the last few sentences.  I GUESS CAR SHOULD BE LESS ALARMED FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
   One more paragraph.  Good deal.  Lunch gonna be in 2.5-3 hours.  DELIGHTFUL.  Just have it whenever I finish ChapterBook presumably.  LIENS UP JUST ABOUT RIGHT.  Huh.  Winter jacket warm enough for today walk.  No sweatshirt under it necessary!  MAYBE ALL THAT CHANGES FOR LAST WALK OR TWO?  I DUNNO.  I'll reserve the right to make a determination of how much cloth to wear THEN.  So that's good I guess.  Also I may wait to have lunch after I finish ChapterBook.  If it lasts me LONG I'll wait to have lunch LATER THAN I'D PLAN. But if it lasts me SHORT I still won't have lunch EARLIER than I'd plan.  AND TAHT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.  Huh.  What chapter am I up to out of 25.  I think it's around 12th or 13th.  Let's see.  WOW FOURTEENTH.  I'm getting close to ENDING the book.  Amazing!  What an accomplishment and whatknot!  GREAT.  I'll be back tonight!

Okay Let's Hear It

    Hey friends!  Gonna indulge in a lollipop. WHAT FLAVOR remains to be scene.  Really gotta make it count as it's one of the rare NotNightMight snacks going on. OK let's go with chocolate.  Anyway.  Looks like Elon Musk is banning lots of regular journalism accounts on Twhitter.  Gotta wonder if that'll pay off in the long run!  Either way ALL THE BETTER FOR MASTODON.  Huh.  Had delicious salad for lunch and delicious turkey meatloaf for dinner.  WOW IS THIS TOOTSIE POP DELIGHTFUL.  I'm sucking on it and everything!  Hmm.  Watched BACKIITheFutureIII.  It was OKAY.  This time I was focusing in on CLARA.  What's HER story.  Didn't find out anything new about her story FROM DIALOGUE ALONE.  I had absorbed all this dialogue already.  HOWEVER I WAS LOOKING INTO HER EYES as she was talking with Doc Brown AND TEM EYES BETRAYED some info about her character.  So now I hold all the cards.  Hmm.  Watched a few Tales In The Crypt.  Watched most of The Last Shaq.  You know, covering all the bases one wants to cover for A Thursday.
   Four paragraphs to go!  Delightful Super market delivery coming tomorrow.  Presumably get up early enough to take a walk BeforeHand and then possibly fit in everything I want, possibly fit in nearly everything I want, or possibly Day Is Relatively Interrupted because of Super Market Delivery.  SO that's good.  HEY read about World War I.  THIS HOWARD ZINN FELLOW WAS NOT A FAN.  Didn't really see much of the point at all!  Well BUSINESS interest and whatknot.  He saw The LOGICAL point.  He just didn't think it was a POPULARIST point.  That sort of thing.  The important thing is WE WON EITHER WAY.  Doesn't matter IN RETROSPECT.  WE WON.  Lotta people died.  YEAH BUT THEY'D BE DEAD BY NOW ANYWAY.  Hmm.  Gotta imagine we SUCCESSFULLY expanded our zone of influence both ECONOMIC and POLITIC.  YEAH.  OOH THAT SPHERE OF INFLUENCE GETTIN SO EXPANDED I'M WORRIED IT MIGHT POP.  That gets me goin.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  What's the next chapter about.  That's a good question.  Too bad there's no way of knowing.  I can consult Table Of Contents.  OH that's true.  Or I can flip through the book, without looking a table of contents, and just Landing On The Chapter I'll Begin At itself.  Nah.  Table of Content sounds easier.  Lemme LTURQ.  Self-help In Hard Times.  That could be about practically ANYTHING.  The Napoleonic Wars.  NOPE NOT THAT.  We can narrow it down to NOT being about The Napoleonic Wars.  Hmm.  About 36 pages.  Gonna have ti split that up into TWO sessions of reading.  HMM maybe I'm reading some ChapterBook after Act I and waiting for Super Market delivery!  Hmm.  It's POSSIBLE.  I don't LIKE IT but it might end up being The Right Move nonetheless.  Hey just chomped down into choco pop.  Delightful.
    MAN is this tootsie pop inside the lollipop indulgent.  I'm getting A LOT out of it.  Anyway I got less than 20 minutes of SHAQ left.  Then I guess I'll spend 50 minutes trying to find a Horror Film I'd like to watch and then admit defeat without finding a Horror Film I'd Like To Watch.  Such is life.  Hopefully I'm doing a balanced breakfast tomorrow.  Tomorrow DINNER gonna be Chickened Pot Pie.  LUNCH?  Could be ham, turkey, or veggie burger sandwich.  Could be sushi.  Could be bagel with egg white.  COULD EVEN BE Kids Chicken Parm.  Probably not Chicken Parm.  Gonna save that for the end of the Super Market week after Endocrine Official Weigh In.  SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN OTHER LUNCHES.  WANNA SAVE IT UNTIL AFTER WEIGH IN.  IT MAKES SENSE.  The point is it was raining MODERATELY for a couple of my walks to day but on THE LIGHT SIDE of moderately.  Only inconveniencing it did for me was I had to hang up jacket ON BANISTER when getting home instead of IN CLOSET because POTENTIAL DRIPPINGS.  So that's good.
   Last paragraph of the night!  Amazing.  Deleted mini brownies from Super market order.  DON'T NEED IT.  I'll have balanced breakfasts and classic breakfasts and maybe a breakfast sandwich!  DON'T NEED TO COMPLICATE TINGS WITH MINI BROWNIE.  So that's good I guess.  IF I WERE to watch a Tales In The Crypt what episode would it be.  Hmm.  This is a tough one.  WHAT MIGHT IT BE.  I should know this.  WHY DON'T I KNOW THIS.  FINE I'LL CONSULT WIKIPEDIA EPISODE PAGE.  WAIT HOLD ON.  One guess.  Food For Thought.  That may be it. GOD DAMNIT IT WAS BEAUTY REST.  Food for Thought isn't even until NEXT SEASON.  WELL I LOOK LIKE A PERFECT ASS don't I.  Probably.  Not 100% what I look like.  I do my best to avoid reflections if possible.  Not because I'm self conscious about appearance but just because I'M SCARED OF TE SPIRITS WHO LIVE INSIDE THE REFLECTION.  You know, that sort of thing.  WELL that'll do it.  See ya tomorrow!

-8:26 P.M.

Wednesday, December 14, 2022

You Know What, This Is Fine

    Hey friends!  9:10 AM!  Pretty early!  Gonna easily fit in everything in first part of day In First Part Of Day.  So that's good.  Had a good amount of NightMight snacking!  That's bad.  Gonna have a balanced breakfast for one meal and a turkey sandwich with little or no sandwichside as the other meal!  Mostly making up for the NightMight.  So that's good I guess.  Had classic breakfast for breakfast.  Got purple shirt going on.  Got a pocket in the left breast.  MY left.  STAGE LEFT Breast.  I think.  The point is I don't KNOW how much of a sandwichside I'll have for turkey sandwich.  Guess I'll aim for ZERO but if I feel like SMALL THING that's okay.  Hmm.  Listening to more New In Alternative playlist.  This stuff is REAL new.  None of this was on playlists several weeks ago.  Maybe they're old but new to playlists.  Ya never know.  Anyway.  Lotta decent music out there.  Not sure how the good bands are gonna separate themselves from the pack to become GREAT bands though.  NOT MY PROBLEM.
   Hmm.  What else is up.  What do I got going on for today.  The Socialist Challenge.  WOW.  Socialism.  What's it all about.  I like Progressivism.  But at WHAT POINT in Progress do we say OKAY we made enough progress.  JUST NAILED the 90% of Progress we wanna make.  Any more would be too much.  That's a tough one!  The good news is we'll never make enough progress to worry about it!  WAIT THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GOOD NEWS.  Ideally we make ALL the progress. Yeah but once we make all the progress we'll be bored.  I don't think so!  Always fun stuff to do besides Making Progress.  Like making sure we don't start degressing.  Gotta be vigilant about that.  The point is I'M INTO CAPITAL.  Money is great.  Sure I think there should be more equality by a lot!  But in general I GOT SOME MONEY is fun.  Not sure anyone's advocating for getting rid of money.  I'm sure SOME people are.  The point is I don't know much about this but the important thing is I have strong opinions about it.
   Third paragraph.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... International Tea Day, Lemon Cupcake Day, and National Cupcake Day.  Tea!  Wonderful.  I've had some tea in my life.  LOTTA TEA if we're counting snapple.  Lemon Cupcake.  Never had that to my recollection!  National Cupcake.  Never had a National Cupcake either!  Kinda want one now, though.  Lemon Cupcake would be fine, too, but NATIONAL Cupcake would get me going as well.  Gotta rally around SOMETHING as a nation.  Might as well be a cupcake.  Hmm.  Cupcake.  Nice moist cake.  Delicious icing.  Maybe a reasonable cream filling.  Sounds good to me!  SIGHTS NOT BAD TO ME EITHER.  Hmm.  Left Tales In The Crypt off at Split Second.  Sure sounds like I got Deadline coming up.  It's a PUN because the guy faces a DEADLINE.  And I'm pretty sure someone or two becomes DEAD in the plot.  Not sure about Line.  The guy is a reporter.  Is he a LINE REPORTER?  I'm not sure if a Line Reporter is a thing, but if it is, I TINK HE'S IT.  Lemme LTURQ.  Nope.  There's a thing called a Reporter Line in Biology/Chemistry or something it turns out.  I don't understand the specifics. 
    Fourth paragraph!  Seven paragraphs to go for Act I.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Can't think of anything else to say!  You'd be surprised how rarely that happens.  I never have anything to say, but 99 times out of 100 that doesn't stop me from saying something.  Body is adjusting to not having hearty meals today.  Saving it's energy for right now to spread out over the course of the day.  Because food is Energy.  NOT GONNA HAVE AS MUCH ENERGY LATER.  Gotta save up now.  Makes sense.  Sounds like I should be eating Real Meals.  They give me ENERGY.  I need energy to live!  Not THAT MUCH energy.  The point is big MLB CONTRACT ALERT.  Some jerk signed for 350 million over 13 years.  THIRTEEN YEARS?  That's pretty good.  350 million dollars.  Just for some random baseball player.  IMAGINE ALL HE'LL BE ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH WIT TAT MONEY.  Buy a big house.  Open a baseball academy.  Buy a big baseball.
   Hmm.  Coffee after this paragraph.  That's energy!  Anyway.  I think I'm just about halfway through People'sHistory.  That's good.  I remember back when I first started it!  And it was a DAUNTING 650 or so pages.  LO AND BEHOLD I've read like 300 pages.  How much exactly?  I'd say either mid 200's or mid 300's.  LEANING TOWARDS mid 300's.  Let's LTURQ.  Up to page 321.  I WAS WRONG.  I guess 321 is more or less mid 300's.  But I'd call it EARLY 300's.  I'd even say it's closer to 300 than it is to 350.  Not only would I say that but I'D BE ACCURATE in saying that.  So that's good.  Looks like FRANCE Is facing off against MOROCCO today in World Cup.  The winner of which will face THE ARGENTIANS for The World Cup Itself.  WOW.  I feel like I wanna call soccer football.  I CAN'T.  It would confuse people.  But I REALLY REALLY want to.  World cup is half full.  That sort of thing. I dunno.  Coffee time!
   I dunno.  What else is going on and crap.  Any other 2022 Drama Blockbusters I should watch besides Emancipation.  I've seen Emancipation described as action film.  There's one big long War Battle sequence.  I guess that's enough for it to be action.  There's a guy being chased around and faces Dangers.  That's action too.  I dunno.  Doesn't FEEL RIGHT to call it an action movie.  Oh well what can ya do. For me Action Film is FRIVOLOUS.  This is about SLAVERY.  It's SERIOUS. TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.  Maybe Classical Action Films are serious.  More an invention of the last few decades that Action Films became Tongue In Cheek.  Ya know, FRIVOLOUS?  Better LURQ what frivolous means.  Care Free and Not Serious.  YEP.  NAILED IT.  You know DIE HARD.  Die Hard is an action film.  THAT SETTLES THAT.
   Seventh paragraph.  Amazing!  You know like a JOHN WOO film or JERRY BRUCKENHEIMER.  The way they're EDITED and PRODUCTION VALUES.  They're SOMEWHAT SERIOUS but there's some sense of PLAYFULNESS.  Ugh.  What else is going on and crap.  What if I have a Quest Bar instead of Balanced Breakfast.  That leaves me with more balanced breakfasts to have coming up for breakfasts.  Which are SMALLER than other breakfasts.  So if I have Quest Bar for lunch and balanced breakfast at a hypothetical upcoming breakfast, that'd be DOUBLE as good as having the balanced breakfast today for lunch and then a Regular Bigger breakfast for hypothetical upcoming breakfast.  Hmm.  We'll see how hungry I am I guess.  Anything can happen I feel.  There's a PLOT POINT in Emancipation wher ethey have to estimate Will Smith's character's age and they go with 48.  THAT SUCKER IS 54 IN REAL LIFE.  This is PROPAGANDA to make people think he's younger.
   I DON'T LIKE IT.  Then again maybe he's 54 in the movie and the gist of them estimating it at 48 is THEY'RE WRONG and IT'S IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT AND CHARACTERS that they get this one wrong.  Hmm.  Three paragraphs to go for Act I!  Hmm.  If you look up Will Smith Age there's a picture of him with his age and birthday.  Then to the side there's a smaller picture of Jada Pinkett Smith and Willow Smith with THEIR age and birthday... as well as a smaller picture of Chris Rock with his age and birthday... AND CHRIS ROCK COMES BEFORE HIS FAMILY MEMBERS.  I guess they're family now.  Seems strange but maybe it'll work out for the best.  Not sure why the other one isn't there.  You know who I mean.  JADEN.  CHRIS ROCK IS WILL SMITH'S SON NOW.  Doesn't seem fair.  Chris Rock is 3 years older than him.  Could be his step son.  Son by marriage. I dunno.  What else is going on and crap.  I guess only 2 more paragraphs to go for Act I!
  SWEET.  Definitely got a Birthday Bar.  I TINK I still have the White Chocolate Raspberry Bar.  In which case THAT SOUNDS EXCITING.  Also got a few of them other brands of Similar Type Of Bar that I didn't quite like.  But I could see myself having another one.  Don't remember exactly HOW I didn't like it.  CURIOUS to see how it plays out again.  So that's good.  I suppose.  Not sure when I'm gonna read ChapterBook.  CLASSIC time to read it would be between Walks V and VI.  Around 3:00-4:00 PM.  COULD end up reading it before then if I feel like it.  Probably not AFTER then.  If I haven't read it until that period between walks v and vi ALMOST DEFINITELY will take up reading it then.  WOW.  What else is going on and crap.  WINTER in a week.  Let's LURQ when winter starts this year.  YEP.  A WEEK.  HOLY SHIT it's 2023 in a couple of weeks.  SOUNDS WEIRD.  23.  DUNNO WHAT IT IS ABOUT 23.  I just DON'T KNOW.
   Last paragraph for Act I!  Wonderful.  YES I know every year The Next Year Seems Weird.  But there's just something about 2023 or 23 as an abbreviation that just feels OFF.  Oh well what can ya do.  Blink 182 says Nobody Likes You When You're Twenty Three.  The movie with Jim Carrey. WHAT OTHER CULTURE CONNOTATIONS DOES 23 HAVE. Dr Pepper's ad campaign says they're a blend of 23 flavors.  WOW.  Now I'm on board with 23.  DR PEPPER?  YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION.  Why don't people like you when you're 23.  And does that imply they DO like you when you're 22 and then once again when you're 24?  Hmm.  Not sure about that.  I can't think of A SINGLE JOKE in Emancipation.  RACISM IS A JOKE.  IN TEH SENSE OF Get Out Of Here With That Bullshit.  I guess.  Why would someone want to DOCTOR PEPPER.  You know that sort of thing.  Ugh.  Gonna take a walk now.  I'll be back soon.

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    Hey friends.  Quest Bar is indeed White Chocolate Raspberry.  And suggestive picture on the wrapper looks like White Chocolate Raspberry CAKE.  I gotta imagine this tastes like cake in theory if not in practice.  Won't be SOFT like cake.  But cake FLAVOR?  I dunno!  Either way that'll be a ton of fun.  Looking forward to it!  Not fridgerated.  Just room temperature.  Room temperature texture.  Not HARDENED by fridgerator.  Anyway what else is going on.  How much time do I have to write this act.  UNLIMITED.  But let's say Thirty Five Minutes more or less is what to aim for hitting.  That's good!  What else is going on and crap.  Started putting together Super market order for Friday.  AMAZING.  By the end of this round of super market DIET RESTRICTIONS WILL BE LOOSENED.  Time just flew by!  Been dieting heavily for NINE DAYS already.  Lotta NightMight during that time.  But I accommodated it by having even smaller meals than the small meals I originally planned for!  SWEET.  If I was this successful with diet WHY SHOULD I CHANGE.  I WON'T IN PRINCIPLE.  Just aim for having a snack now and then if I feel like it.  IT COULD WORK OUT GREAT.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Amazing.  Maybe try to play some CALL OF DUTY II.  I enjoyed it.  Why did I stop.  Reached a level where I couldn't figure out what to do to Progress With Game. ...But then I eventually figured out.  But THE DAMAGE WAS DONE.  I was no longer enthusiastic about playing after that ordeal.  Meh.  How much fun can it be to shoot people with different types of guns.  I mean I know I HAD fun doing it.  But as an intellectual exercise, I can't see WHY or HOW I did.  Oh well such is life.  Thinking about what kinda Small SandwichSide I might have for dinner.  Possibly some ANIMAL CRACKERS?  Regular Animal Crackers?  SOUNDS GOOD.  Hmm.  What kinda song on New In Alternative is gonna really break through to me.  I ENJOY a solid MOST OF THESE SONGS.  What can a song do where I'm like WHOA HOLD ON A MINUTE I ENJOY THIS 10/10.  OR MAYBE 9.5/10.  Gotta be SOMETHING songs can do to get to that point.  There can't be No More Favorite Music for the rest of history.  Future History.  I dunno.  Maybe if I READ about bands and then put that together with the music that could help.
    If I get GREATER CONTEXT for music it could help me GET ON BOARD with it in some sense and then ONCE I'M ON BOARD I'M ON BOARD FOR LIFE.  Something like that I dunno.  OR just other people's opinions.  It's not great to admit it but MY OPINION ON MUSIC CAN BE SHAPED BY OTHER PEOPLE'S.  If I ALREADY like a song at least.  It ain't gonna make me like a song I don't already like!  But it can help SOLIDIFY me liking a song I already like MORE.  Amazing.  What else is up.  Band Name.  Hard to picture a band name that I'm like HOLD THE PHONE THIS BAND NAME IS SERIOUSLY GREAT.  But it COULD theoretically happen.  AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ALL CAPS.  That's where I draw the line.  NO ALL CAPS BAND NAMES.  Not happy about all lowercase either.  But I can see TOLERATING that.  You know that sort of thing.  Last time I had Quest Bar for meal it was fine.  It was even GOOD.  DELICIOUS and I had no problem with the Heartiness.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day!  Sweet!  Anything good happen this entry yet.  I think so! I forget what it was.  But I remember during Act I there was a thing where I was like that was pretty good to me at least.  Lotta OPPOSITES.  Many times where I felt that was bad even for me.  Oh well LIFE IS ABOUT BALANCE.  Been good about finishing Coffee #1s lately.  I rarely finish the first cup during Act I before refilling for Act II.  In the past I'd just top it off and then microwave it a bit.  NOT THESE DAYS.  THESE DAYS I chug what I got left at room temperature and then FILL 'ER UP for Coffee #2.  I'm not messing around with this crap!  GONNA GET ALL THE COFFEE I CAN GET.  So that's good I guess.  It's not BAD.  I'm not having MORE coffee.  I'm just finishing more coffee that would have gone to waste.  So it sounds pretty good to me!  Hmm.  Still digging up street where I had to walk down the middle of the street yesterday.  HOWEVER now the sidewalk is cleared for use.  PROBLEM SOLVED.
   Now if only we can get The Socialism Problem Solved.  Either by Having More Socialism or Less.  Also NO SOCIALISM PROBLEM.  SOCIALISM CHALLENGE.  Either more challenge or less challenge.  GUESS I'LL FIND OUT.  What else is going on.  Guess I'm gonna have around 11:30 AM to 2:30 PM with only one walk during that time!  IMAGINE ALL I COULD ACCOMPLISH.  Theoretically I could Read ChapterBook.  I don't WANT to as of now.  But I may reach a point where I'll be like HEY JUST TAKE CARE OF THIS NOW.  Hmm how many pages are we talkin'.  About 38.  That's a relatively long chapter!  Gonna have to split it into two.  Guess I can read some of it during That Time Period I Was Just Talking About.  Not NECESSARY.  But now it seems a lot more likely.  So that's good.  Anyway I guess that's it for now.  Is this paragraph the longest paragraph I've ever written?  NO NOT BY A LONG SHOT.  But is it long enough?  Well, NOW it is.  So that's good.  I'll see ya tonight!

This Sure Is This I Think

    Hey friends!  Decided to have a single beer just now.  Makes sense!  Had delicious Quest Bar for lunch and delicious Turkey Sandwich for dinner and delicious Fiber One Brownie 70 Calorie Edition for delicious SandwichSide.  So I figured I'd have a beer and whatknot.  What was my exact reasoning.  Oh.  Right.  Because when I start beer up again In Completion I'll have TheRightAmount left over.  I had one more than would make sense.  RightAmountWise.  I CAN'T GO INTO GREATER DETAIL, IT'S TOO COMPLICATED.  It'd take me Oh I Don't Know MONTHS to explain it to you.  LOOK it's already taken me WEEKS to NOT EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.  It's been 2 or 3 weeks since I started this HalfAParagraph of telling you I WON'T be explaining it to you.  More or less.  Anyway what else did I do today.  Watched some Tales.  Watched 2/3rds of BackIITheFutureII.  NOT ENJOYING IT THIS TIME.  Really sinking in that THIS MOVIE IS KINDA A MEDIOCRE CASH-IN.  Then again SO IS AMERICA.
   Read The Socialist Challenge.  IT MEANS SEVERAL THINGS AT ONCE.  It's like  This is a challenge that is Socialist.  But it's ALSO The Socialist CHALLENGING THE SYSTEM IN GENERAL.  Also Challenger is a Rocketship that blew up in the 1980's.  DIDN'T OCCUR TO MARTY AND THE DOC TO ALERT ANYONE ABOUT THAT DISASTER DID IT.  Anyway, I dunno!  Next paragraph is I BELIEVE in the low 20's of pages.  I BELIEVE it is about World War I.  IF I BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH IT MIGHT COME TRUE.  makes sense.  I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH LIBERALISM.  That's the impression I get from this book.  DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON NEO-LIBERALISM.  Partially because I DON'T KONW HOW IT DIFFERS FROM CLASSIC LIBERALISM.  AND ALSO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TAT MEANS from conflucting viewpoints.  I GOTTA amalgamate TWELVE OR FOURTEEN different viewpoints on Classic Liberalism before I can even CONSIDER starting to contemplate MY OPINIONS IN NEO LIBERALISM.
   Huh.  Three paragraphs to go!  NOT SURE whatta do for upcoming dinners.  PROBABLY gonna get 2 part Turkey Dinner.  BUT I could also have Bonus Lunch For Tomorrow Dinner (I got SALAD and TURKEY MEATLOAF left) and then Chickened Pot pie for the next night.  That's MORE DELICIOUS and CONVENIENT.  But CHICKENED POT PIE is probably higher in calories!  THEN AGAIN NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT that's WAY in the lead.  Salad and turkey meatloaf for both TomorrowMeals.  Chickened Pot Pie for Firday.  Hopefully a BALANCED BREAKFAST tomorrow.  Amazing.  If I have Classic Breakfast, think I'll have Lower Calorie Golden Graham Bar instead of Pop Tart.  IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE GOLDEN GRAHAM BAR.  And it being less calories JUST SEALS TEH DEAL.  CEALS.  No.  It's SEAL.  Sounds wrong though.  SEEL?  Nope.  Must be Seal.  Oh well what can ya do.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Figure I watch the rest of BackToTheFutureII because I'm pot committed to it when I'm done here.  Then a couple of Tales In The Crypt and BOOM time to fall asleep.  FUCK MOROCCO LOST.  TIME TO START SOME RIOTS.  How can ONE MAN start a riot.  Hmm.  It must be possible.  Riots are started SOMEHOW.  Probably started by Several People.  YES people working IN TANDEM, of course.  But not A SINGLE PERSON.  Takes teamwork to start a riot.  I guess one person can CONVINCE OTHERS to help him start a riot.  It could be the BRAINCHILD of one man.  But he'd need several friends to get the riot going PRACTICALLY and whatknot.  So that's good.  Looks like France beat Morocco 2 to 0.  WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MERCY RULE.  When France was up 1 to 0 WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST CALL IT THEN.  Why did they let France get another point THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN NEED just to be jerks.  I DON'T LIKE HOW FOOTBALL WORKS.
   Last paragraph.  White Chocolate Raspberry bar was PRETTY good.  Raspberry isn't my favorite but it wasn't OVERPOWERINGLY Raspberry.  Hmm.  I like Raspberry Tootsie Pop.  Not LITERALLY.  I just mean I like Raspberry Tootsie Pop AS A SET-UP TO A JOKE I was about to make about Raspberry Tootsie Pop.  LET'S START FROM THE BEGINNING AGAIN.  I like raspberry Tootsie pop.  It's like having a Red Tootsie pop like cherry but WIT HA KICK.  That's a JOKE?  MORE LIKE AN OBSERVATION.  It's Red but Different.  Look if you were rich in Life Experience of having candy that comes in cherry and raspberry you're WAY ON BOARD with this observation.  But if that's not part of your life experience I CAN SEE you not giving a shit at all about any of this.  Oh well.  Some people are gonna relate, some people aren't!  That's the nature of writing things.  Think I'm gonna write an extra paragraph.  Might as well get SOMETHIN out of beer I'm drinking.
   What else is up.  Oh right.  Writing paragraph actually involves Writing Paragraph.  I was just imagining sitting here for another five minutes and through the natural course of things a paragraph would appear.  That's really more or less how it goes normally.  I guess sometimes there's more of a struggle.  Such is life!  HEY I watched a The Simpsons or two.  That and/or Those were good too!  WORLD WAR ONE.  WHAT TE HELL.  How necessary was World War I.  I think it was probably pretty necessary!  Maybe not THE MOST necessary but FAR FROM THE LEAST.  OTTO VON BISMARCK GOTTA PAY.  I don't think that's an accurate assessment of How History Worked.  OH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO.  Toasted sandwich bread VERY lightly.  Ate turkey cold.  Cut sandwich in half VERTICALLY.  So that's good.  Hmm.  I guess that's about it for today.  See ya tomorrow!

-8:10 P.M.
  

Tuesday, December 13, 2022

Gonna Do This Once Again

    Hey friends!  Up pretty early today.  It's 8:48 AM!  Gonna fit in everything I want to in early part of the day REAL EASYLIKE.  Anyway.  Had classic breakfast today.  Had tiny amount of NightMight snacking!  Started new pair of pants.  I can't say how long I had been wearing the old pair.  AT LEAST a month and probably MULTIPLE MONTH.  Hey ya don't fix what ain't broken.  Those pants were kind of broken.  Lots of significant tears in them.  And not STYLISH tears.  Tears AROUND CROTCH area.  Where if you were looking up at me from below you'd get a good sense of my crotch.  Or at least my boxers.  Either way NEW PAIR, SAME BELT.  Belt carried over from last pair.  Speaking of Belt, CONVEYER BELT, speaking of Conveyor Belt, INDUSTRY, speaking of Industry, PEOPLE'SHSITORYBOOK.  Gonna read a chapter of that later.  I BELIEVE it's only 22 or so pages.  That'll fly by like it was NOTHIN.  Hmm.
    Lunch today is a real think-em-up.  Could be any of FOUR things.  Turkey sandwich, turkey meatloaf, chicken ceasar salad, or bagel with egg white.  THEY CALL CAN MAKE A CASE FOR TEMSELVES.  Ultimately it will be decided by what I'm in the mood for directly preceding Time To Eat.  Yep.  Makes sense.  That woulda been my guess on what to do.  APPARENTLY.  It IS MY GUESS and I JUST TOLD YOU.  If I had to choose right now HMM salad.  If I had to choose in 20 minutes HMM wonder how those 20 minutes will effect my thinking.  Whatever.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Bouillabaisse Day.  THAT'S TE LAST TRACK OF PAUL'S BOUTIQUE.  The BEASTIE BOYS album. Hmm.  Seems weird that I never wondered what it meant.  It just meant Final Track of Good Album.  NOW let's see what it means IN REAL LIFE.  Some sort of Fish Stew.  YOU GOT MY ATTENTION.  Now what are you gonna do with it. What makes this stew unique is Herbs And Spices.  WOW.  Must be some REAL EXCITING herbs and spices.
   So that's good.  Listenin' to some New In Alternative playlist on recent walk.  Phone successfully charged over night!  LOOK I'm always able to get it charging over night after some careful Plugging It In Very Carefully.  Gotta plug it in JUST SO.  Gotta apply right amount of pressure at right angle for it to start charging.  And then 9 times out of 10 when you let go AS YOU MUST AT SOME POINT it stops charging.  IT's a real hassle.  But ultimately apparently I've gotten it done when necessary.  Also it's THE PHONE'S problem somehow.  Same issue when using different charging wires.  I DUNNO how this phone input hole was corrupted BUT IT WAS and IT'S TERRIBLE.  Anyway.  Presumably lost about 2 pounds already since starting to diet significantly A MERE WEEK AGO.  THIS IS GREAT NEWS.  One would imagine.  Great part about it is how quickly I adjusted to it!  Hasn't been that uncomfortable and whatknot at all!
    Amazing.  Got SPRITE going on.  Gonna have COFFEE in 2 paragraphs.  YEAH.  What to watch on the TV after shower in a couple of hours.  FEELS like I'm halfway into a Tales In The Crypt.  Oh.  Right.  The Reluctant Vampire!  Not quite halfway into it.  Maybe five minutes.  Well that's relatively solidly into it.  20% into it.  That qualifies as More Or Less Into The Bulk Of It which means Halfway.  Huh.  Presumably I'm getting pizza tonight.  Hmm.  Still got half a slice MORE OR LESS from last week.  Maybe I just get one slice for tonight to pair with that.  OR I get rid of last slice and get 2 Fresh Ones.  HMM.  I can get one SICILIAN to pair with half regular slice. SICILIAN IS EXCITING.  More in calories but if I'm pairing it with Half Regular Slice NOW WE'RE TALKIN' REASONABLE.  I guess we'll have to wait to see how it plays out in real life.  Real Time.  Real life is accurate, too!  Meant to say Real Time though.  Real Time without Bill Maher.
   Fifth paragraph.  24 page chapter called The Empire And The People.  I think they teased War With Spain at the end of last chapter.  WAR WITH SPAIN?  THAT DOESN'T SOUND FAMILIAR.  And even if it does WHO CARES.  Anyway.  I think we should still hold a grudge against Spain in MODERN DAY.  THEM JERKS were... uh... HOLDING LAND WE WANTED?  That's MY guess on War With Spain.  COULD BE WRONG.  Lemme LTURQ on wikipedia.  Some dispute in Cuba and other Caribbean Region stuff.  WHO'DA THUNK IT.  I'm a history guy.  I knew ON SOME LEVEL there was a war with Spain and I knew on ANOTHER LEVEL what it was about.  But on the main level I operate KINDA FORGOT ABOUT IT.  So that's good.  I guess!  Not explicitly BAD.  KINDA BAD.  Reflects poorly on me that I don't know history on all my levels!  Hey time for some coffee.
   Amazing.  Lunch in about 4.5 hours.  Amazing!  Turkey sandwich doesn't sound that great for today.  Let's set that aside for now.  Salad sounds good.  Turkey meatloaf... not SET ASIDE unlikely but pretty unlikely.  Bagel with egg?  Right now, I dunno!  LEANING TOWARDS SALAD.  Anyway.  Gotta get my parents a ROKU or FIRE STICK.  Not sure why most people need these devices.  My parents do because their TV is old and HULU software isn't supported anymore.  So they NEED external thing to get HULU.  WHY DO OTHER PEOPLE NEED IT?  I DON'T GET IT.  What if Italian Restaurant Delivery isn't large enough for them to send it.  If I'm only contributing one slice of pizza (ALBEIT WITH TOPPINS) that might not do the trick!  So that's good.  Wait no it isn't.  That's bad!  So that's good.  Had to wear sweatshirt under winter jacket for first walk today.  PRESUMABLY for future walks as well.  FUTURE TODAY and FUTURE FUTURE.
   Seventh paragraph!  I've really painted myself into a corner with Bits Of Pizza in the fridge.  That's another thing. It comes out to maybe half a slice-- but it's not a UNIFORM half a slice.  Bit of crust, bit of slice from one side, bite of slice from another side.  Got some TOPPIN to it.  I think mushroom AND onion.  AND garlic.  The point is it's a week old.  I'd still eat it but maybe others wouldn't.  Ugh.  I WISH there was a way I could get garlic knots.  Sure there is.  Oh.  Interesting counterpoint.  If I just got garlic knots, gotta imagine I could have a solid 3 or 4 of them with Half Slice.  I AIN'T GONNA DO THAT.  I ain't gonna do that HARDCORE.  Then again I WOULD LIKE IT.  So WHY NOT.  Hmm.  If I'd like garlic knots later maybe I'd like bagel SOONER.  BOTH BREAD.  Hmm.  Really makes ya think.
   Three paragraphs to go for Act I.  I GUESS.  As of today on my way to 35 years old.  Wow.  Middle aged!  Then again 20 years old is middle aged.  Even if ya live to 100%!  That's not proper usage of Percent Symbol.  Doesn't seem so at least.  Another good argument Bagel has is that it'd be best to eat it on a day I don't have balanced breakfast for breakfast.  So I'm not having Egg White twice.  Already know FOR SURE I'm not having balanced breakfast today.  Already Didn't Happen!  SO THAT'S GOOD I GUESS.  Bagel making a good come-from-behind run at being my lunch today!  STILL TOO EARLY TO CALL IT THOUGH.  Guess I'm gonna have a good amount of time between walks III and IV AND walks IV and V.  Not sure which will absorb the most of Bonus Time I Have From Starting Early.  Could be evenly distributed!  I guess we'll see!
   Two more paragraphs to go!  One might call this paragraph the Penultimate Paragraph.  ACCURATELY.  Not only can you say that but you'd be considered RIGHT as well.  Amazing.  Beastie Boys Bouillabaisse track is AN AMALGAMATION of short bursts of raps.  Goes through LIKE A DOZEN different beats and raps and whatknot.  HMM been a while since I listened to that, "Track."  Wonder what it's like.  GET ON THE MIC MIKE.  I remember that's part of it.  They're encouraging Mike D to get on the Mic at some point!  Go figure.  What else is going on.  He throws his fists against the thing still insists he sees the ghost.  That thing.  They recite that a few times.  Amazing.  How much time am I operating with for rest of Early Part Of Day.  Gonna have time between 11:15 AM or so until 2:15 PM or so where I take ONE WALK (Walk IV).  THREE HOURS IN EARLY-MIDDLE OF DAY with just ONE walk?  IF YOU SAY SO.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Good deal.  LOOK it might be only 11:30 AM to 2:15 PM.  THE POINT IS IT'S LOTTA TIME AND CRAP.  And presumably NO READING during that time.  READING RAILROAD.  NONE OF IT.  Oh no I'm gonna have to do laundry in a few days.  How many shirts do I got exactly.  Looks like a MERE four shirts.  Or a SURPLUS of four shirts depending upon how you look at it.  Anyway I imagine I'd probably do some or all of the laundry.  Ain't so bad!  Least favorite part is POST Machines where I have to HANG UP or FOLD laundry.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  Oh well what can ya do.  MAKE A PACT with my Mom.  I'll do the rest, she does that!  Sounds like a reasonable Non Aggression Pact.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  My Dad has now told me TWICE that eight years ago it was 12/13/14.  Told me once yesterday.  FINE.  I know he likes stuff like that.  Telling me ONCE is okay.  Felt compelled to tell me again today.  LOOK there's alot more interesting dates than that one.  And this one ISN'T EVEN ACTUALLY TODAY.  The point is ONCE is fine, TWICE is too much.  Oh well.  I'll let you know how this situation develops.  If he tells me about it some more.  HEY time to take a walk.  Be back soon.
  

please forgive me

    Hey friends.  You'll never guess what happened.  I was thinking about it and TURKEY SANDWICH IS BACK IN PLAY FOR LUNCH.  Over 50% because I'd like a Fiber bar as a sandwichside.  But also I can imagine enjoying the sandwich itself!  So that's good.  Dinner, maybe get Sicilian Slice with JUST GARLIC.  Pair that with half regular slice from a week ago.  HOW DO I HEAT UP REGULAR SLICE BITS.  Presumably have Sicilian when it gets here AS IS.  Maybe I wanna pair hot pizza with cold pizza.  Or luke warm pizza with cold pizza AS IT WERE.  That sounds kind of great.  I wanna see how great that's gonna be.  Anyway.  Indulged in 40 calorie Fudgesicle just now!  I HAVE NO REGRETS.  I'm up for more time in the morning because of getting up earlier.  STANDS TO REASON I might need a little something to keep me going.  VERY REASONABLE AND EVERYTHING.  So that's good.  Listening to some more New In Alternative.  I guess.  Thinking ahead of Future Diet Regimen considerations.  Might aim to be at target weight by April 1st instead of May 1st.  Which impacts SUPERWINTER.  MAIN gist if SuperWinter is creative project in that amount of time.  But it corresponds to Diet Project.  NOW if it ends at April 1st-- and in many senses hasn't started yet-- we're just talking about RegularWinter.
   Good.  I'm gonna have a real productive RegularWinter.  It's gonna be a RegularWinter For The Ages!  So that's good.  Figure I got two options of when to drop down from 8 walks to 6.  Either around New Years Day.  OR around incorporating marijuana into my day.  ASSUMING I end up doing that.  So that's great I guess.  COULD be great.  Hard to say as of now.  What I'm imagining it will be has solid 50% chance of being more or less how it turns out.  I LIKE those odds.  Anyway.  How long do I have to write the next 3.5 paragraphs.  Let's say half an hour is more than enough all around.  I dunno about more than enough.  I mean sure it's MORE than enough but in a larger sense is it MORE THAN ENOUGH?  Hmm.  I confused myself.  That's bound to happen now and again.  Sure I confuse YOU all the time.  But I only confuse myself a small fraction of the amount of times I'm confusing you.  But PRESUMABLY when I confuse myself it aligns with when I confuse you as well.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Good deal.  Had to walk in middle of the street for maybe as much as an acre while workers were digging up sidewalk. That can't be an acre.  Acres aren't THAT small.  Maybe half an acre.  Even that seems small but it's also probably accurate.  Either way what can ya do.  Gotta switch between looking ahead and looking behind back and forth while walking in middle of the road.  Cars can getcha from EITHER direction.  Also one part of the road was closed.  You coulda figured that out.  Otherwise why would I be walking literally in the middle?  I'd have no motive!  So that's good.  Turkey sandwich for today is also good because I'm probably getting turkey meal on Thursday.  Not gonna want turkey sandwich on Thursday.  So it's either today or tomorrow.  If I want it today I TINK I OWE IT TO MYSELF to have it today.  AMAZING.  What else is going on and crap.  Tuesday, eh.  YEP.  Sure is!  Well that's the paragraph I guess.
   Penultimate paragraph of the DayTime Day!  Probably.  No I'm pretty sure Definitely.  Probably.  Hmm.  Walk #4 will be in direction of Dug Up Street.  That'll be about 2 hours from now that I'd be reaching that point in walk.  Probably still gonna be that way.  By the time I take Walk That Way after THAT they might be done for the day.  Either way what can ya do.  Gotta risk death at some points in your life.  Why not then.  Not that big a risk.  I can't look forward and back at same time but I can alternate PRETTY quick.  Maybe I CAN look forward and back at the same time. IRONICALLY by not looking at either.  I can look PERPENDICULAR to both directions and see BOTH of them through peripheral vision.  Sounds like a brain teaser.  Only way to see both is to see neither.  Not sure what a brain teaser is.  One day I'll figure it out though!  What Is A Brain Teaser is a brain teaser.  I don't think that's accurate!
   Last paragraph for now.  Amazing.  Uh oh.  Losing enthusiasm for turkey.  Gaining enthusiasm for bagel.  Oh well what can ya do.  Gotta follow your heart!  Not sure if that's the best advice.  I can imagine lots of scenarios where following your heart shouldn't be your top priority at all.  Gotta follow something I guess.  You could do worse than Your Heart.  Makes sense I suppose.  Okay.  Probably gonna have about an hour between walks III and IV.  Then about an hour and a half between walks IV and V.  THEN we get to Break Between Walks where I'm Reading.  Only need one session to read 25 pages probably!  CAN'T SAY FOR SURE THOUGH.  So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  I think I've covered all the important topics of the day.  The morning at least.  And Recent Overnight.  Whatever.  That's it for now!  Be back tonight!

Hard To Say What This Is All About

    Hey friends!  Here a bit late.  Pizzeria sent delivery WITOHUT MY PIZZA.  Sent my parents food no problem.  When it came to MY FOOD though BIG PROBLEM.  So I had to wait a bonus fourty minutes for that crap.  ANYWAY it was delicious Sicily Style pizza with anchovie and garlic.  PAIRED with what amounted to maybe a third of a cold slice with GARLIC and ONION and SOME MUSHROOM.  POSSIBLE NO GARLIC.  HARD TO SAY AT THIS POINT.  The point is DELICIOUS and filling enough!  HAD BAGEL with egg whit for lunch.  ALSO DELICIOUS.  ALSO FILLING ENOUGH.  The good news is I'M DONE with walkin' for today.  JUST GONNA CRAWL TO AND FRO around the house for the rest of the night.  Why waste valuable energy on Feet Propelling when crawling can get the job done 1000% Easier.  I dunno.  Read ChapterBook chapter!  War with Spain in Cuba.  War in Philippines.  You know, that sort of thing.  Got the sense that these wars weren't 100% necessary!  Sure tweren't.
   Four paragraphs to go.  NOT SURE what next chapter is about.  I think it's called THE SOCIALIST PROBLEM.  Could be about anything.  The Social Network... anything.  Wait, NO.  It's, "The Socialist Challenge."  NOT SO MUCH A PROBLEM AS A CHALLENGE.  Oh okay that makes sense I guess.  HEY I watched Will Smith Slavery movie.  It was okay!  Real well done.  Professionals handling the camera and also the people in front of the camera.  I got no qualms with this movie.  Did it make me feel uncomfortable at times?  NO.  I was uncomfortable TE ENTIRE TIME.  But I ASSUME that's what the movie was going for.  Either that or I Watched It Wrong.  Can't BOTH be right?  The movie was meant to be uncomfortable AND, IN ADDITION TO THAT, I ALSO watched it wrong.  Sounds like a fair assessment.  Also I guess we have no choice but to Not Cancel Will Smith.  HE RESORTED TO VIOLENCE ON LIVE TELEVISION.  Oh well what can ya do.  IF YA KEEP PUTTING HIM ON MY TELEVISION I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO CONTINUE WATCHING HIM.  Such is life.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Lots of PRODUCTION VALUE to Emancipation.  I can't GET OVER the production value.  Especially considering I Was Assuming This Was Made For Streaming And Not Film Theaters But Now That I Think About It That Might Not Be 100% Accurate Or Even Any Percent Accurate.  LOOKS LIKE AT LEAST PARTLY RELEASED IN THEATERS.  Just like Abraham Lincoln's life.  Gotta imagine most of his life force exited his body when being shot but he didn't FULLY DIE until later on IN SOME SORT OF BARN I WANNA SAY.  Brought him into a barn nearby where he passed away in his sleep.  If I remember my History Channel Episode Of Something History correctly DIED PEACEFULLY IN A BARN soon after being assassinated.  Anyway.  What else is going on and crap. Two more paragraphs to go.  Not really. I still gotta finish this paragraph too!  Well THAT SUCKS.  I guess.  Presumably I'd watch TWO Tales In The Crypt when I'm done here and then call it a night.  ONE is Mournin' Mess.  Is the next one Split Second?  Odds are!  IF NOT then I'd say Deadline.  But I think Deadline comes after Split Second.  Yep.  Split Second is after Mournin' Mess.  And then is Deadline.
   GREAT.  What else is going on and crap.  Tomorrow lunch GOTTA be Turkey Sandwich with some sort of Special SandwichSide.  Dinner gonna be either salad or turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti WITH THE LOSER as Lunch the next day.  That's no LOSER.  The lunch the next day IS TEH WINNER if you look at it from another angle.  An accurate angle, as well!  I see Thursday Lunch as being A BIG WINNER. ...Possible turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti.  YEAH.  I TINK I read it may be snowing later this week.  UP TO SIX INCHES.  That is possibly enough I'd have to Dig Out Car.  But also probably not enough that it'd be ahassle.  DEPENDS ON HOW FROZEN IT IS I GUESS.  A LOT depends on how Frozen Things Are.  Huh.  I dunno.  I think we can all agree it would be in everyone's best interests if I had a Balanced Breakfast tomorrow.  And I think we can al agree that thusly I could do everything in my power to HAVE that Balanced Breakfast!
   Last paragraph of the day.  Amazing!  What a joy it's been.  What else did I accomplish today.  Ya know, I covered all the bases.  Walks. Chapterbook.  ALL the bases.  I suppose.  Made some more progress in NEW IN ALTERNATIVE playlist.  LISTENING progress.  I've heard these songs ONCE MORE than I had before.  Some of them achieving the rank of ONCE overall.  I guess.  I like alot of these songs!  I'll hear seven seconds of the song beginning and I'm like I LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADED I BETTER TAKE A LOT TO SEE TE MUSICAL ARTIST and then I DO CHECK and realize NO WAY AM I GONNA REMEMBER THIS BAND.  OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE.  AT LEAST I CAN TRY TO ENJOY THE BRIEF TIME WE HAVE TOGETHER NOW even if it doesn't lead to anything.  Which I DON'T.  I can't get into enjoying music if I can't INVEST in the artist.  WHAT'S THE POINT.  Might as well walk around without listening to anything LIKE SOME JERK.  Ugh.  I guess that's it for now.  See ya tomorrow.

-8:44 P.M.

Monday, December 12, 2022

Sounds Like Not So Great

    Hey friends!  10:21 AM right now.  I'll be able to do normal Morning Schedule without crunch time BUT without one walk.  That's the price of getting up an hour late!  Gonna either fit in extra regular walk at night or maybe some CircleWalk.  Probably Regular Walk!  Anyway, had a good amount of NightMight snacking last night.  Skipped breakfast!  Gonna have a breakfast for lunch!  That more or less makes up for everything.  WHAT breakfast will be lunch?  Narrowed it down to three!  Balanced Breakfast (cereal, egg white, eggo), Classic Breakfast (Pop Tart, Iced cream Sandwich) or Frozen Breakfast Sandwich (Frozen Breakfast Sandwich).  They ALL got interesting cases to make for themselves.  Classic Breakfast is most delicious but slightly more calories.  Frozen Breakfast Sandwich is in the middle in terms of calories BUT I hardly ever have the drive to have it for Regular Breakfast (it can be microwaved but is better in oven, I don't have it in me to start oven 40 minutes before I'm having breakfast!) or Balanced Breakfast (reliable but presumably I like saving it for regular breakfasts).  Hmm.  Could do any of em!
   Anyway that's in about 3-3.5 hours.  Hmm.  My birthday today!  First birthday wish I got was My Dad.  The second one was PRINE HEALTH.  They sent me a birthday text!  Not sure who they are.  They handled a couple of doctor's appointments I had lately.  Perhaps something to do with the toe.  Anyway TECHNICALLY they wished me happy birthday first.  They sent the text before My Dad offered me his wishes.  BUT I DIDN'T READ IT UNTIL AFTER.  So that's good.  Hmm.  At first I was imagining Classic Breakfast.  Then recently I was imagining breakfast sandwich.  NOW I'M DUE TO START IMAGINING BALANCED BREAKFAST.  Hmm.  Gonna have French Toast tonight.  Balanced Breakfast and Classic Breakfast both got some SWEET to em.  That'd be doubling up on sweet!  Breakfast sandwich is more your standard savory meal.  Hmm. Gotta help my Dad this afternoon figuring out HULU stuff. HULU doesn't work on my parents TV!  GREAT.  This is eating into my Reading Time.  Also, read about Train Strikes in the 19th century and there was a railroad called READING RAILROAD.  Which tickled me because it's like the SHOW Reading Railroad!  THEN TWENTY SECONDS AGO I realized it was Reading Rainbow.  Could be a reading railroad out there too!
   Hmm.  Anyway.  Maybe I skip reading altogether.  It's my BIRTHDAY.  Celebrate by NOT DOIN STUFF.  So that's good.  Looks like it snowed a bit overnight.  I can dig that.  DAMNIT it might be snowing significantly a few times this season in which case I'd have to dig around the car.  That's tough work!  It takes time AND effort.  ONE OR TE OTHER IS CRAPPY ENOUGH.  Spending time on something?  Terrible!  Spending effort on something?  Horrible!  TIME AND EFFORT?  Hmm.  How can you spend effort on something without time.  Easy.  It takes 20 seconds but there's really a lot of effort compacted into that time period.  Compacted.  Is that a word that makes sense here.  Close enough!  Hmm.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Cocoa Day, National Cream Cheese Frosting Day, and National Iced Cream Day.  Hmm.  What is cocoa.  EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT COCOA IS.  NOT ME.  There's A COUPLE of words JUST LIKE cocoa and I forget which one is which.  Hmm.  Hot Chocolate.
   It's what people sometimes call Hot Chocolate but is actually NOT chocolate but cocoa.  SEE I TOLD YOU IT WAS CONFUSING.  I've drank hot chocolate 4-6 times in my life!  I got nothing against it!  One or two of those was WHITE HOT CHOCOLATE.  Or Hot White Chocolate.  Either way Delicious.  Hmm.  I can have a variation of Classic Breakfast.  Still a meal where I take 2 different SweetSnacks and put em together.  But I could go between iced cream sandwiches, pop tarts, fiber bar, protein bar... you get the idea.  Hmm.  OH RIGHT.  National Cream Cheese Icing Day.  I don't like THE SOUND of that.  In practice I've probably had cream cheese icing and just thought of it as ICING IN GENERAL and was fine with it.  Hmm.  WAIT It's Cream Cheese FROSTING.  This changes EVERYTHING.  Hmm.  Ice cream day.  Delightful.  Anyway how much time do I have to write the next six paragraphs ideally.  Let's say fifty minutes is much more than enough.
   OKAY.  Hmm.  The point is MY NORTON IS UPDATED.  I had to restart my computer when I first sat down here.  BUT I DID and PROBLEM SOLVED. Go ahead and try to corrupt my computer.  NORTON'S got my back.  Probably.  For the most part.  I'm sure if you really wanted you could corrupt my computer.  What would your motive be, though?  Because you're some sort of JERK?  I DON'T GET IT.  Hmm.  Pop tart and less comprehensive iced cream sandwich.  How's THAT for a breakfast-lunch.  Huh.  I could have a lunch-lunch that's just less calories.  That's the premise of having a breakfast lunch.  Because they're lower in calories!  if I had  CUP O NOODLES that accomplishes the same thing!  Hmm.  I KINDA WANT A BREAKFAST LUNCH THOUGH.  So it works out I guess.  Forget how long I put in breakfast sandwich in oven.  Could be best at 20-25 minutes.  Could be best at 45 minutes!  DANGIT.  I TINK it's best at 40-45 minutes.  Let's go with that.  Coffee time.  let's go with that.
   Sure.  Why not.  Cream Cheese Frosting.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  Or just don't specify it.  If you said nothing I'd be okay with it probably!  Hmm.  Got four meals I would normally have for upcoming four lunches.  HOWEVER if I'm not having one today DOES TAHT LEAVE ME WITH ONE MEAL TOO MANY?  NOT NECESSARILY.  I can easily imagine One Dinner This Week being open for that extra meal.  SO IT WORKS OUT GREAT, JUST GREAT.  Hmm.  What was I listening to on last walk.  Some playlist.  I forget which one.  POSSIBLY New In Alternative.  VERY Possibly.  So that's good.  Also it's READING RAILROAD because READING, PENNSYLVANIA.  How could a railroad come from a town.  Railroad goes FROM TOWN TO TOWN.  Well some railroads are for Metro Areas.  NOT READING RAILROAD.  At least that's not the impression I got.  Hmm.  HOW BIG IS AN ACRE.  I feel like that bit of knowledge constantly alludes me.  I've probably found out a dozen times in my life BUT IT NEVER STICKS.  And I'm always reading about ACRES and I DON'T GET IT.  Lemme LTURQ.  About 208.71 Feet By 208.71 Feet.  What's that in MILES. .0015625 square miles.  WOW.  THAT'S NOT A LOT AT ALL.  I was imagining more.  But then I was reading about plots of millions of acres and it seemed HIGH for what I was imagining.
   So that's good.  What's Fourty Acres and A Mule.  0.0015625 x 40.  LET'S SEE. .0625 square miles.  WOW Fourty Acres AIN'T THAT MUCH AT ALL.  And I'm guessing we didn't even fulfill THAT amount for people.  Hmm.  Also it's not 40 acres by 40 acres.  It might be FOUR ACRES by TEN ACRES. Something like that.  Makes sense.  Maybe acres are gerrymandered and strange shapes.  Huh.  Seventh paragraph!  Amazing.  CONSCIOUSLY had a small snack last night.  Before Bed.  40 calorie fudgesicle.  I HAVE NO REGRETS.  Probably not.  If I do have regrets I haven't registered them yet.  Maybe the regrets will kick in soon I guess.  WOW lunch is in 3 hours at this point.  POSSIBLY 2.75 hours.  Hmm.  Guess it makes most sense to lean towards breakfast sandwich.  Also makes more sense to FOLLOW THROUGH on that leaning.  Leaning Lailload.  Huh.  How big is my house.  I don't think it's an acre.  Maybe half an acre.  I dunno.  HEY three paragraphs to go for Act I.  How big is Act I.  About 8 or 10 acres.
   Amazing.  Guess I'm gonna aim for reading half of 44 page chapter.  If I didn't have to help with HULU I could read all.  BUT NOW IT'D BE A LOTTA CRUNCH TIME.  So that's good.  Uncle seems to be making more progress in regaining health.  Good deal!  If HE could make progress in health, that means if OTHER people get sick THEY'LL DEFINITELY get better, too.  So that's good.  Hmm.  What kinda crap am I gonna be watching on the television today.  Got one Guillermo Del Toro episode left!  Those are real spooky.  I got no qualms classifying that show as generally spooky.  FUNNY and WELL DONE too.  Ya watch it and ya can't shake the feeling WOW THIS IS ALL REALLY WELL DONE.  So that's good.  NOW THE QUESTION IS how to heat of Freedom Toast tonight.  MICROAWVE?  TOASTER?  OVEN?  Let's go with microwave.  Sounds reasonable.  SHOULD I SPRINKLE ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER ON IT.  That's a tough one!  It usually works out well BUT MAYBE I wanna go with CLASSIC, UNCORRUPTED Freedom Toast.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Sweet!  Next episode of Tales In The Crypt is the delightful Carrion Death.  I don't know what Carrion means!  I can see how it's a PUN.  I get what it DOESN'T MEAN but COULD BE PUNNISH.  Hmm.  The decaying flesh of dead animals.  OKAY NOW I GET IT COMPLETELY.  Title makes LOTS of sense.  So that's good.  Earbuds should be charged enough for first couple of walks DESPITE not being plugged in right now.  That's been my experience in the past.  PRESUMABLY IN THE FUTURE TOO.  I dunno about the present.  In the present doesn't apply.  It's not Going On Right Now.  Huh.  Why do Railroads need so many acres.  Oh right I get it.  Need a lot of HORIZONTAL and VERTICAL acres.  If acres could be THAT THIN it makes sense.  I was imagining bulkier acres.  So I was imagining Railroads Getting acres way to the Sides of the track.  Like, they get land up to 5-50 miles TO THE SIDE of the track.  WHY WOULD THEY NEED TAHT.  Hmm.  Lemme LTURQ.  Google HOW MUCH LAND DOES RAILROAD OWN TO THE SIDES.  Hmm.  Google says something like ONE MILE.  Sounds pretty good for railroad.  Then again other answers say like 8 or 15 feet.  AND EVEN MORE ANSWERS say 8-40 miles.  The point is this is a legit question people care about.  But the answers are COMPLICATED.
    Figure I should Figure It Out.  WHY NOT.  Eh.  I think nowadays they just own the land directly along the tracks.  But ORIGINALLY they were given Lots More.  Oh okay Let's Assume That.  Sure.  I dunno.  Extreme Diet is gonna last ONLY ONE MORE Super Market order.  Re-up with Super Market on FRIDAY.  Extreme Diet runs through THE NEXT WEDNESDAY.  So basically there's That Thursday After That which is, ya know, in between the two.  Amazing!  Hmm been doing Extreme Diet for a week.  Started it Last Monday after doing a Bange the NightMight before.  So technically started losing weight from it last TUESDAY.  AMAZING.  The results speak for themselves!  I imagine.  Haven't heard much out of the results.  But they'd speak for themselves if prompted!  So that's good.  HMM I guess that's it for now.  I'll be back in a little bit!

crap is at large

    Hey friends.  Solidly leaning towards Breakfast Sandwich.  In oven for 35-45 minutes!  Gonna try to get some Reading Pennsylvania done between shower and lunch as well.  Can solidly knock out 10-20 pages for sure.  That'd be fun.  Either way what else is going on and crap.  had to walk by 2 or 3 separate instances of workers digging up the sidewalk and parallel street.  NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.  Had to walk around it in the middle of the street for one of those instances!  But I lived to tell the tale!  Not gonna take another CityStreet walk until evening.  They should be done by then.  THEY BETTER BE.  Or else there'll be HELL to pay.  Hmm.  The point is when I resume beer in either a week and a half or Say As Late As New Years gonna go with NINE beers a week.  PERECT.  If I'm getting six packs that's I get 2 one week, then 1 the next week.  Then 2 the next week and 1 the next next next week.  NICELY EVEN.  Also presumably doing 2 nights of pretty significant drinking!  ONE NIGHT OF FOUR, ONE NIGHT OF FIVE.  Standard Nights?  Probably!  Guess I could take it as it goes.  BUT I THINK STANDARD NIGHT is the way to go.
   OR I just don't go back to drinking.  That's possible!  But if I DO drink that's my best idea of how to do it!  So that's good.  Everyone knows you're supposed to drink on weekends in this scenario.  I dunno.  I DON'T know that.  For MANY reasons.  But most of all makes sense to spread it out, right?  I dunno.  Generally split breakfast sandwich into twine.  One half with Bread-type-part with egg, and the other half with bread-type-part with sausage-I-think-it-is.  ONE OF THOSE has cheese too.  I TINK it's the half with Egg.  Either way delightful.  I think the premise of this bread is that it's english muffin.  HMM.  I looked up Products online and I THINK it's the one that's English Muffin, egg white, cheese, and turkey sausage.  It's either THAT ONE or ONE THAT THEY DON'T HAVE LISTED.  Either because it's no longer sold or because they just don't care enough to put it on the website!  What kinda cheese are we talkin'.  PASTEURIZED PROCESS AMERICAN CHEESE.  Oh good that's my favorite.
   Three paragraphs to go for daytime day!  Hmm.  The problem is, if I read 20 pages, what do I do the next day?  Tomorrow I can presumably get back to reading 40 pages.  DO I STICK WITH READING HALF TO HALF in chapters.  Or do I just succumb to reading half a chapter again tomorrow, so the NEXT DAY I'm at a clean slate re: Being Up To Chapters Exactly.  SEE THERE'S A LOT TO TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION HERE.  Anyway, what else is up.  Looks like Morocco made it to the semi finals in World Cup.  We've talked about before Morocco being good at soccer.  It's a KEY POINT we've returned to again and again!  Well I know I talked about it once.  Because I had gameboy game Of Soccer.  And morocco was one of and/or the best teams.  Probably inadvertently told that, "Story," four or five times over the years.  Either way VERY Excited about Morocco.  What other 3 teams in semi-final.  FRANCE, Argentina, and Croatia.  Gotta root for Croatia in this.  My guess is Croatians don't have much else going on.  Let em have soccer.  Hmm.  Could be wrong!  Maybe it's great in Croatia!  Hmm.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Good deal.  On breakfast sandwich BOX they only give microwave instructions. On INTERNET they give some oven instructions.  OVEN INSTRUCTIONS that I'm just gonna have to ignore!  I do things MY WAY okay.  That's how I feel about things.  Based on picture on box on the internet definitely seems Cheese is on half with egg.  Cheese is above egg which is above turkey sausage which All Are Surrounded By English Muffin.  No English Muffin in TE MIDDLE though.  This ain't no Breakfast Big Mac.  Anyway.  Did Big Macs REALLY ever need to have a bonus piece of bread in the middle.  I assume it started out because it was NECESSARY or else the sandwich would fall apart.  NOWADAYS though ya see lots of burgers much bigger than a big mac without any bread in the middle.  SO WHAT'S TE POINT.  Look it's delicious, sure.  Bread is great!  But it's not NECESSARY.  Hmm.  I'd eat a big mac.  Sure I only would have bun and hamburger.  But it's been A LONG LONG time since I had any kind of burger with 3 pieces of bread.  I've been missing out lately is the point!
   Last paragraph of the DayTime day.  Amazing.  How many oz is the patty in Big Mac.  TWO OZ?  ONE OZ?  THREE OZ?  Hmm.  About 1.6 oz.  Standard Mcdonalds Burger Patty is 1.6 oz!  AMAZING.  Big Mac is two of em.  3.2 oz burger patty overall.  So that's good I guess.  Hmm.  LOOKING AHEAD I'm probably due for getting pizza for dinner tomorrow or Wednesday.  Then looking FURTHER AHEAD probably gonna get 2 part Turkey Dinner on Thursday and Friday.  IT'S GOOD TO HAVE PLANS AND WHATKNOT.  Presumably.  Maybe you operate better without any plans.  Good for you!  Whatever works I guess.  Looks like regular McDonalds burger patty is a mere 90 calories.  WOW.  SIGN ME UP WITH TWO DOUBLE HAMBURGERS at that rate.  Each one gonna run ya 330 calories With Just Bread.  WOW.  That's a reasonable meal calorie wise BUT ADDIN' SIDES WILL COST YA.  What else is up.  I guess ONE of them with sides is reasonable.  We're talkin TWO or THREE McNuggets and small portion of fries.  GREAT WELL IT ALL SEEMS GREAT I guess.  Hey I'll be back tonight!

I'm Pretty Happy About It

    Hey friends!  Another day down!  Successfully read entire chapter of ChapterBook.  Successfully ate Lunch and/or Dinner.  Frozen Breakfast sandwich and/or Freedom Toast.  Successfully took some walks and crap.  Ya know, covering all the bases one does In Life.  Still got one more walk to take in about Oh I Don't Know fifty two minutes.  WOW.  Fifty two is relevant number.  How many weeks there are in a year.  MORE OR LESS.  How much does seven go into 365.  7 x 52 is 364.  Sounds like we're getting a bonus day!  Unless there's 364 days in a year.  I know 365 is definitely at least PARTLY right.  Pretty sure we're usually dealing with 365 and Once In A While At Random it's 366.  Could be the other way though.  NOPE I WAS 105% RIGHT.  365 days usually.  Every now and again it's unpredictably 366.  Huh.  Sounds like we're dealing with a Bonus day coming up a MERE YEAR from next month.  Huh.
   Amazing.  Watched me some Tales In The Crypt.  Not sure why.  It's better than Doing Nothing I guess.  Anything is better than doing Nothing!  Except of you're Doing Nothing Really Well.  I can certainly imagine a scenario where you've perfected Doing Nothing and it's WAY better than Doing Lots Of Other Things.  I wanna reach that level of success.  RIGHT NOW I'm not there.  But if I work hard at it I CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING.  Well, Nothing at least.  Might not be able to Achieve Anything but I can certainly Achieve Nothing if I put my mind to it!  One would imagine.  Huh.  COLD out there tonight.  And it's only gonna be getting colder! ON A MACRO-sense.  I don't mean it's only gonna get colder tonight even if that may be the case.  What I MEANT to say was that it's only gonna get colder At Nights the further we go into Approaching RegularWinter.  And then THROUGHOUT regular Winter.  Until we start wrapping back around and enclosing RegularSpring.
   YEAH.  Had Freedom Toast from MICROWAVE and WITHOUT Mock Powdered Sugar.  WORKED OUT PRETTY GOOD.  I liked the part where I stuffed pieces of it down my gullet at a reasonable rate.  Looking ahead at page counts of upcoming Chapters in CHapterBook-- not too bad!  I was imagining the later chapters of this book would be ALL in the fourties or so of pages.  NOPE.  Drops back down to 20's for the most part.  WOW I'm gonna read a chapter a day AND IT'LL BE A JOY.  More or less.  I can imagine lots of things less joyful!  Not GONNA imagine them.  Why would I wanna Play Out Unjoyful Things In My Imagination.  But what's important is that I CAN imagine them if I so desired.  I DO NOT SO DESIRE.  SO that's good.  I ran out of root beer.  SO that's bad.  I mean I still got root beer maybe a ninth of an acre away in the fridge.  But lotta good that does ME.  That was SARCASM.  It does me NO GOOD.  Well practically it does me A Lot Of Good.  But you get the idea.
   Penultimate paragraph of the day.  I figured out a good anagram of ACRE.  CARE. How about RACE.  THAT'S AN INTERESTING ONE TOO.  Well that's it.  Those are the three words you can make of those letters!  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Presumably I will watch a Tales Or Two after last walk and then go to bed.  A SUCCESSFUL BIRTHDAY DAY IF I'VE EVER HAD ONE.  I hit ALL the check points.  Goal points.   Goal posts.  Check parts.  You get the idea.  WAIT A SECOND I'm 34 now.  JUST OCCURRED TO ME I have to Update How Old I Consider Myself In The Back Of My Mind.  GOD DAMNIT.  Oh well could be worse I guess.  I DON'T SEE HOW.  But it's safe to assume there's some permutation of reality That Is Worse For Me Specifically.  I GUESS.  The point is if I'm not drinking root beer for 20-30 minutes before Walk I REALLY better not have to use the bathroom.  Sounds like a fair compromise.  A GRAND COMPROMISE one might say.  If they were so inclined.
   Last paragraph!  Hmm.  Thinking about GOING FORWARD giving myself Calorie Allotments PER WEEK.  Instead of doing exact regimented calories-- and instead of taking the HALFWAY step of giving myself Allotted Calories PER DAY-- I think ALLOTTED CALORIES PER WEEK could be interesting.  SURE I CAN EAT WHAT I'D LIKE FIRST DAY OF THE WEEK but how would I feel BY THE FIFTH DAY OF THE WEEK.  Let's see how that feels going forward.  I LIKE SEEING HOW THINGS FEEL.  I guess!  Combine that with allotted calories for NightMight.  See WHERE THAT TAKES ME.  Anyway I've had some success today with New In Alternative playlist.  But I'm gonna go with SELF CURATION for upcoming walk.  PUT ON SONG AS IT SUITS ME IN TE MOMENT.  You heard it here first.  And You'll hear it NOWHERE ELSE at NO OTHER POINT.  THIS IS IT when it comes to that subject!  Probably!  Got some peppermint gum probably to chew for upcoming walk.  Genius. That's it.  I'll see ya later. 

-8:32 P.M.

Sunday, December 11, 2022

Spoiler Alert: Words

    Hey friends!  10:27 AM!  Gonna fit in normal stuff in early part of day more or less EXCEPT for one walk.  Should be able to make it up TONIGHT though.  Get all the normal eight walks in overall.  Hmm.  Had some NightMight calories last night.  Had only HALF a classic breakfast to mostly make up for it.  ONLY comprehensive iced cream sandwich.  Combine that with the ALLOTTED amount of calories for NightMight and I only went over by 50-100.  Gonna have turkey sandwich for lunch.  MAY have a smaller sandwichside to FURTHER make up for that.  Either way, NOT SURE about dinner.  May go another day without communal dinner.  In which case I'm either having Chicken Ceasar Salad or Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti.  AND IF SO on communal dinner we're talkin Freedom Toast.  OKAY That's one paragraph down. DANGIT left ear bud died on first walk today.  And I gotta have my keyboard plugged into computer now.  So it's not even re-charging for next walk!
    OH NO.  Anyway.  Mets signed Japanese Pitcher!  I GET IT, they're gonna sign all the players, GREAT.  Works for me.  What's this jerks name.  KENGA?  WHAT Kenga.  Kodai SENGA.  I was thinking Sodai Kenga.  Pretty close.  Anyway REMEMBER TAT NAME FOLKS.  He's destined for Super Stardom.  HE WILL PITCH FOR TE METS, that's enough to get you to superstardom.  Hmm.  Presumably having lunch around the same time today as normal.  We're talkin roughly 1:45-2:00 PM.  We sure are.  WOW.  The Mets have really great Starting Pitching Rotation.  You heard it here first.  PITCHERS are the ones who throw the ball at the hitters/catcher/umpire.  Goal is to not let them hit the ball.  SOMETIMES I guess they think in terms of they don't mind if the ball is hit as long as it's softly and to a position player to field it.  That's a common occurrence.  Hmm.  Birthday tomorrow!  Mine!  I will celebrate it by hopefully not doing anything particularly bad to make it a particularly bad day.
   I like decent days.  Pretty good all around!  Anyway National Food Of The Tomrorow is... Gingerbread Decorating Day and National Ambrosia Day.  Not sure why we're decorating gingerbread.  Not sure why gingerbread is bread.  Seems like it's a cookie.  Better LTURQ on both counts.  Guess it doesn't have to be in cookie form.  They're saying it could be CAKE-ish.  Hmm.  I don't know if I've ever had gingerbread.  I WANT IT THOUGH.  I WANT IT REAL BAD.  I dunno about decorating it though.  Are we decorating the gingerbread or are we using the gingerbread to decorate.  Hmm.  The point is ambrosia is disgusting.  It involves FRUIT.  NO THANKS.  Hmm.  How can I get my hands on some gingerbread.  And how can I work it into my diet without it being an OverEat.  Fresh Direct sellin' Gingerbread Soft Cookies.  each one is NINETY calories.  I could have one or even one and a half of those as a sandwichside.  I could have one as a NightMight snack.  TAT"S DUMB.  I wanna APPRECIATE IT.  Nightmight snack go in and out. 
    Fourth paragraph.  Hmm.  I was thinking about either a keto brownie or a comprehensive fiber bar as sandwichside.  But I realized I got some Golden Graham Bars!  Those are delightful and it's been quite a while!  Not quite as hearty as the fiber bar though.  Hmm.  How much time do I have to write 7 paragraphs.  An HOUR is more than enough time all around.  More than enough time to write the paragraphs.  Gives me more than enough time to fit in Rest Of Schedule.  So that's good.  Listening to Top Songs of 2021 Playlist on walks.  Not sure if they're top songs or most popular songs or most CURATED songs.  Anyway.  Remember about 60% of the songs from me listening to playlists back in 2021!  40% of the songs I'm not familiar with though.  OH WELL better late than never.  Unless it's something that's better not done or experienced at all.  Then Better Never Than Late.  So that's good. Hmm.
   Gonna have my work cut out for me fitting in Reading!  Slightly less time in the day because of getting up an hour late.  ALSO gotta fit in SNL for sure.  STEVE MARTIN AND MARTY SHORT are co-hosting.  I can't even imagine!  Probably good though.  I've got nothing but Generally Positive Feelings about Steve Martin and Martin Short INDIVIDUALLY.  And I've got MORE OR LESS Pretty Positive Feelings about them as a DUO.  I'd like to see them individually though.  They've gone out and about as a duo for the last few years.  I WANNA SEE WAHT THEY"RE CAPABLE OF BY TEMSELVES.  It's BEEN TOO LONG.  Hmm.  Just realized I read autobiographies by BOTH of them.  And both ended before they teamed up.  Hmm.  Anyway.  What's SENGA capable of.  Could be A LOT.  Anyway he's getting 15 million over 5 years.  If he turns out to be good IT COULD BE A STEAL.  If it turns out he's bad IT COULD BE A BUST.  If it turns out he's adequate IT COULD BE PRETTY REASONABLE ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.  That's not a bad price for an adequate pitcher!
   Hey coffee time and crap.  Hmm.  If I was sure I'd get Freedom Toast tonight, I could make more of a case to have a non turkey sandwich for lunch.  Either salad or turkey meatloaf.  BUT if I have to have 2 different things today, stands to reason turkey sandwich gotta be one, and stands to reason it's best for lunch for some reason.  So that's good.  WOW I got a new follower on Mastodon.  And I didn't have to do anything to deserve it!  WHAT A GREAT DEVELOPMENT.  Anyway.  Hmm.  Lunch is in about 3 hours from now.  That'll be good.  I like t he part where I chop down on sandwich.  Think I'm gonna toast the bread lightly.  Heavy enough that there's SOME toastiness to it.  But I'd say on the lighter side of things!  Hmm.  Maybe I want a salty sandwichside.  Gotta make sandwichside count as long as I'm not having Individual Snacks.  Which WILL BE THE CASE for the next week and a half.  Up until THURSDAY December 22nd.  Which is I'm gonna guess 11 days.  YEP.  11 days.  Then after that I go to Some Snack (300 calorie?), Even Some Beer (EIGHT OR NINE A WEEK?), but 8 walks still.  Then after a couple of weeks (NEW YEARS?) I drop down to 6 walks.  Then that continues for a few months (MAY 1ST?) until I'm more or less where I wanna be.
   Seventh paragraph.  Good deal.  Today is going pretty quick so far.  Good news.  I like it when I make progress with life.  I mean no progress in SOME sense.  Life is just as dumb as it was before.  But I'm FURTHER ALONG in it.  So that's good.  IS IT THOUGH.  Maybe getting further along in life is bad.  Particularly if you're not doing it well.  ONLY GOT SO MUCH TIME IN LIFE to turn it around and Do It Well.  Every Day I don't Do Life Well I'm wasting precious time to Start Doing Life Well.  Oh okay.  That sounds bad.  I feel I'm doing life OKAY.  In some senses I'm doing great.  In some senses I'm doing decent.  In some senses I'm fuckin' it up!  In a bad way!  Oh well such is life.  What else is up.  Wrote seven paragraphs in about half an hour.  NOT A BAD RATE, NOT BAD AT ALL.  Hmm.  Think I got a hearty amount of turkey this week.  Lemme LTURQ.  Asked for .5 LB, they gave me .56.  EACH HALF IS AN ENTIRE .28 LB.
   Sweet.  What specific kinda turkey did I get.  FRESH DIRECT ALL NATURAL ROASTED TURKEY BREAST, Raised w/o Antibiotics (No Salt Added).  WOW SOUNDS LIKE A SLAM DUNK.  Hmm.  How old is Senga.  If he's under 30 I LOVE IT.  If he's over 30 MEH.  HE's 29.  I LOVE IT!  What a great development in this story.  What else is going on and crap.  Gonna fit in Early Part Of Day easily, just without one walk.  It's not like I'm gonna have to put off lunch until later.  I can have lunch WHEN I PLEASE more or less.  So that's good.  BRANDI CARLILE?  I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.  She is musical guest on SNL though.  Guess I'll find out who that is.  Through looking at her for 3 minutes and listening to the music she and/or others with her produce.  So that's good.  Name rings a bell.  Possible she's been on a playlist or two I've had curated at me!  Hmm.  If I wanna take 8 walks, and split em evenly between Park Walk and City Walk, gotta have 3 in a row of each.  Walks 6, 7, and 8 will be all PAST SUNSET.  Can't walk in park there.  Too dark!  PARK WALK gotta be 1,3,4,5.  CITY STREET 2,6,7,8.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I! Good deal.  Presumably right earbud is still charged.  Never warned me it was getting Battery Low or anything.  HOWEVER if I'm taking walks without ANY music gotta wonder how pleasant that'd be at all.  Hmm.  Watched a few Tales In The Crypt last night.  Good deal!  Up to one of my least favorite episodes.  Not sure why I dislike it so much.  SURE it makes no sense, but that's not unique.  I just don't DIG it. Can't explain it.  Hmm.  Did Mets need to pay the Japanese Team new pitcher was on as compensation.  I think that happens sometimes when you're getting players from Japan.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE not seeing anything about that.  Maybe his contract with Japanese team expired or something!  I dunno.  I'm sure there's a good reason why Sometimes it happens and Sometimes it doesn't happen.  Anyway I DON'T KNOW why one of the earbuds lost power.  Maybe it didn't fit snugly into Charger Egg.  Little plastic thing ya fit the earbuds in Just Thusly So and they charge that way.  Maybe there's another explanation.  That's my first guess though!
    Last paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  What else is good.  HistoryBook chapter today is called The Other Civil War.  I DUNNO WHAT THAT MEANS.  I can't even imagine.  I guess it'll be interesting to find out though!  Probably will be something where I'm like oh of course that makes sense to be a chapter.  OR maybe it's something I never even really thought about!  Either way it's FOURTY TWO PAGES and if they go quickly I can read all of em presumably!  If not I can read half of it.  EITHER WAY, WHATEVER HAPPENS, IT'LL BE OKAY.  I'd probably get a kick out of having 2 or 2.5 pop tarts for lunch.  Not gonna DO IT.  But I'd get a KICK OUT OF IT all the same.  Hmm.  If I'm taking extra walk in NightTime, might make sense to take walk before dinner.  Just adds some more Time between what would be Walk 7 (NORMALLY FINAL WALK) and Walk 8 (SUPER NIGHTTIME WALK NOW).  So that's something to think about.  I guess.  No reason NOT to think about it.  Unless I think of something better to think about.  Only so much time to think about things.  Gotta prioritize.  Wonderful.  I'll be back in a little bit.

just mediocre enough

    Hey friends.  Earbud is charged again!  Egg Compartment that stores earbuds wasn't plugged in while it was charging.  But I guess The Thing Itself was still charged and it transferred that charge to the earbud!  Either way WHATTA JOY.  Anyway.  Let's aim for fourty minutes being more than enough for Act II.  Then I'm able to fit in shower, SNL, and lunch in period between walk III and IV.  THEN GET STARTED ON BOOK.  I don't have a problem reading only half a chapter in essence.  If I feel I can read it all, I'll go for it!  But if it's a DENSE 42 pages I don't mind cutting it short.  Probably cut it in HALF though if I'm cutting it at all.  It'd be weird to cut it in 75/25%.  WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT TOMORROW.  Hmm.  Giving a lot of thought as to SandwichSide for today.  Could be something on the small side.  Why not.  Last few days I get A CHARGE out of having smaller meals.  They fill me up and it's a joy to eat them because I know I'm Being Productive In Diet.  WHAT A GREAT ROUTINE TO GET INTO.  Enjoying eating less.  IT's a BLESSING is what it is.
    Hmm.  Four paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.  Amazing.  How successful have I been at not engaging toe nail of the toe that I had fucked up a month and a half ago.  PRETTY GOOD.  I pick at the toe nail and surrounding toe.  But I don't BITE at it.  Not really ripping at nails or skin while picking, either.  Just a bit of Light Picking while I'm reading or something.  Keeps the body active.  It's good!  SURE I'll have croutons with salad.  No dressing, that's a no brainer.  Probably ZERO grated parmesan cheese.  I could sprinkle a bit and it's not that much calories.  But WHY.  Do I really get ANYTHING AT ALL out of light grated parmesan cheese?  Maybe I do.  Gonna have to look into that.  GOOGLE what do I personally get out of light grated parmesan cheese.  Gotta imagine with ever-improving AI, at some point in the next few years I can enter in that question and Artificial Intelligence will have the data and algorithms necessary to give me a good answer.  GREAT.
    I HATE Artificial Intelligence.  Makes having Normal Intelligence OBSOLETE.  GREAT.  That was the one thing I was pretty good at.  Now WHO NEEDS IT.  Whatta bullshit.  Anyway, what else is going on and crap.  Possible I have Oh I Don't Know TEN OR SO standard animal crackers as sandwichside.  That'd be a good 'un.  Also I'm running low on Fiber Brownies and the like.  If I didn't eat ANY NightMight snacks fine who needs it, I only got one sandwichside left for the rest of the week so theoretically I only need ONE thing.  BUT there are nightmight snacks to consider.  And if I run out of LOW CALORIE snacks for NightMight it just means I'd end up eating BIGGER ONES.  So if I can save the lower calorie snacks and have Say ANIMAL CRACKERS as a sandwichside That'd Make A Whole Lot Of Sense.  Makes sense to me at least.  WHAT IS TE OTHER CIVIL WAR.  Gotta be involving some sort of PEOPLE.  It's A PEOPLE'S History.  Not about robots just yet.  Anyway.  Gotta remember Jose Quintila's name.  Another starting pitcher the Mets signed.  SEEMS LIKE A GOOD 'UN.
   Either way when Baseball starts he'll MAKE ME remember his name.  Either by being or being bad.  Gotta figure I'll remember if someone is good or bad.  I'd even remember if someone is Exceptional at being Mediocre.  If someone really is The Most Mediocre Someone Can Be that's not something you'd overlook.  That's PRETTY notable.  What else is going on and crap.  About one and a half paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.  Gonna start Long line of Park Walks soon. Next three walks in the park?  DELIGHTFUL.  Last three walks at city street?  I CAN WORK WITH THAT.  So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  If I had to have Current Meal I Already Have for dinner, feels like I'm leaning towards Turkey Meatloaf.  Whichever one of Turkey Meatloaf and Salad I don't have tonight (IF I don't get a delivery) I'd have for TOMORROW LUNCH.  So it's really a matter of personal preference.  MY personal preference.  I'm not outsourcing this personal preference to someone else.  That'd make little to no sense!
    Last paragraph!  Amazing.  The point is after upcoming walk I can charge Earbud Egg into computer itself.  Then presumably I'd be facing no problems with Charge.  Hmm.  Sunset today is 4:27.  Sunset tomorrow is 4:28.  SLOWLY BUT SURELY we're working our way back in the right direction.  AMAZING.  What's MY ideal Sunset.  Gotta imagine I'd consider it based on Current Ideal Walking Schedule.  Hmm.  I'd be okay with say a 6:30 sunset.  Off the top of my head.  Lemme LURQ when that happens.  NEVER.  Jumps around around 6 PM to around 7 PM after daylight savings.  Well great.  The point is I got no problem with Six PM or Seven PM.  I have no problem at all either way!  Makes not that much of a difference to me all in all.  So that's good.  WELL I guess I'm not a fan of Past 7 PM sunsets with CURRENT walk schedule.  That'd leave me with NO night time walks at all.  I'd like ONE NightTime Walk.  So that's good.  What else is going on.  That's it.  I'll be back tonight!

That's What I've Been Trying To Tell You

    Hey friends!  Just got back from Penultimate walk.  It's 7:22 P.M.  Thought about just saying, "PM."  Decided to go the extra distance and put a period after the, "P."  I feel like it was the right move.  Anyway had delicious bison burger for dinner after delicious turkey sandwich for lunch.  Will have delicious Freedom Toast for Tomorrow Dinner and tomorrow lunch PRESUMABLY gonna be turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti AND/OR salad.  Not so much the, "And."  Mostly the, "Or."  OR is doing all the heavy lifting in that assessment.  In terms of purported accuracy!  Anyway.  Read entire 41 page chapter.  Did it take me close to 2 hours overall? SURE MORE and/or LESS.  It was worth it.  Also The, "Other," Civil War was WORKERS.  Ya know STRIKES and stuff.  How does THAT strike ya.  Also MOSTLY unsuccessful peppered with some gradual success.  WOW sounds like the real, "Best of both worlds!"  It's got all the allure of SUCCESS but balanced with MOSTLY FAILURE!  AMAZING.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Still gonna take another walk in about an hour.  That's what I set out to do AND THAT IS WHAT I WILL DO.  What did I watch on the television set?  Why it was only The Saturday Night Live as well as a couple Tales In The Crypt.  What a joy.  The point is the next chapter is another 40+ page'r.  THERE'S NO RELIEF.  At least I'm getting close to the middle of the book.  PAGE WISE I'm around 250 into around 650 or so.  CHAPTERWISE I'm up to Chapter 10 out of 25.  BOOK WISE I'm up to Book I out of I.  I am solidly still on THE BOOK OUT OF THE BOOK that I'm reading.  So that's pretty good. ALREADY ON THE LAST BOOK is one way to look at it.  What book do I read after this one.  Hmm.  Guess we'll find out together later on.  Not really.  I'll find out earlier than you almost definitely.  I guess there's a solid chance We Find Out Together.  I determine ultimately what it is WHILE writing entry.  Probably like a 25-50% chance We Find Out Together.  WOW what a fun Bonding Experience.  DENTISTS.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Not sure what the next chapter is about. I think the title of the chapter said something about ROBBER BARONS.  Or maybe just BARONS in general.  But I THINK they rob people.  Hmm.  Was listening to some SHT Pepper.  Sgt pepper.  SHT pepper might be a SLAM on them, what do I know, it's like the word shit but missing the vowel.  Either way WHEN I'm Sixty Four?  Tomorrow is When I'm THIRTY Four exactly.  THIRTY YEARS from tomorrow is When I'll Be Sixty Four.  GREAT.  Thirty years can pass in the blink of an eye.  If you're a giant and have a really big eye.  If you're the size of THE SUN and your eye is proportionally big, BUT it closes at the same speed as a human eye-- would it take about 30 years for Super Sized Eye Lid to Shut?  It'd take a lot longer than a regular human eye blinking, THAT'S FOR SURE.  Anyway I don't think there's aliens that big.  WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF.  Maybe some suns are aliens though.  We can't KNOW for certain.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Also wouldn't giant eye lid just close at the RELATIVE rate as human eye lid.  The VELOCITY and ACCELERATION and PROPELLMENT and whatknot would have a THUSLY GREATER FORCE.  I don't know the science behind it I'm not a scientist.  That's where YOU come in.  Gotta imagine you've got some answers on Science Questions.  Gotta imagine you're good for something.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Figure I'll watch ONE Simpsons or Tales In The Crypt after entry and before Ultimate Walk.  JUST GOT BACK FROM WALK.  I DESERVE a break today.  So that's good.  SandwichSide was Fiber Brownie.  The smaller kind.  ONLY GOT ONE LEFT until I re-up on Friday.  OKAY GREAT ENOUGH SAID.  Enough was said EVEN BEFORE that.  Now we're into More Than Enough Said territory!  Probably been in that territory for a good while now that I think about it.  Hmm.  Anyway.  SINCE I got Freedom Toast today that means I CAN have balanced breakfast starting tomorrow!  GREAT it's one of the best breakfasts around.
    Last paragraph of the night.  Hmm.  I feel like Thirty Years is a relevant amount of time for one reason or another.  Lemme think about that.  Logan's Run.  Thirty years is as long as you get to live.  Right?  Unless you're born when you're eight or something.  Then I assume they let you live until thirty eight.  Cause you'd actually be thirty.  Because when you're born You're Zero.  I don't care WHAT age you identify as.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  What kinda bullshit am I gonna listen to tonight on Ultimate Walk.  Gotta imagine I can always start another playlist.  Hmm.  I dunno!  The good news is I put on a sweatshirt jacket UNDER my winterjacket for penultimate walk AND I NEVER TOOK TAHT SUCKER OFF.  Still wearing it DESPITE BEING INSIDE MY HOUSE.  AND GUESS WHAT I'M STILL GONNA WEAR IT WHEN I LEAVE TE HOUSE IN THIRTY MINUTES OR SO.  SO I got that going for me or whatever.  Ugh.  I dunno.  That's it for today!  See ya tomorrow.

-7:43 P.M.

Saturday, December 10, 2022

Bound To Do Something Decent

    Hey friends!  9:33 AM!  Should be able to fit in everything in to first part of day relatively easily.  Got a sixty dollar Amazon Credit from my brother for my Birthday!  WOW.  A lot of thought must have went into that one.  Not 50 dollar!  Not 100 dollars!  NOT EVEN 75 dollars.  Either way I'M ON BOARD.  Also SPOILER ALERT my birthday is on Monday and THE NOTE said Happy Birthday Weekend.  I LIKE how he owns up to it only being the weekend and not the birthday itself.  Lets lay all our cards out on the table.  That's how I feel!  Anyway, had 150 calories of NightMight snacking.  Could either make that up by not having any HamSandwichSide or by doing CircleWalk at night for an hour.  MOST LIKELY have SOME Sandwichside and do circle walk for let's say 40, 45 minutes.  SEEMS REASONABLE.  I think I took the klonopin at some point.  Can't find it where I left it!  Musta taken it!  Or I misplaced it!
   Hmm.  No communal dinner tonight.  GREAT.  I get to make progress with the meals I have.  WHAT WILL IT BE THOUGH.  Sushi, bagel, turkey meatloaf, or chicken caesar salad.  CAN'T BE BAGEL.  Got no egg whites left.  Finished egg white with balanced breakfast today!  Could always do something weird and exciting like 3 pop tarts.  Hmm.  Probably one of the main three options.  We'll see!  COULD BE SUSHI FOR SURE.  Anyway anything new in the news.  I'd hope so.  Otherwise it wouldn't be called The News.  What kinda crap am I listening to on Walks these days.  New In Rock.  Amazing.  Most of this rock isn't TOO Heavy.  I like rock as much as the next guy but Mainstream Rock can veer into Too Abrasive territory.  THESE SONGS touch on that but WITHIN REASON.  So that's good.  Anyway.  What kinda side we talkin' for sandwichside.  70-100 calories instead of 140-150.  But WHAT.  Keto brownie.  Small Iced Cream Sandwich.  A dozen animal crackers.  I DON'T KNOW.
   Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Noodle Ring Day.  I don't know what that is!  And it ANGERS me.  Why should I have to confront things I don't know!  Now I gotta figure out what they're all about.  What a hassle!  Oh.  Like spaghettios.  That kind of noodle.  DISGUSTING.  I've never had spaghettios and I NEVER WILL.  I hope not.  Maybe one day I will.  Better count my blessings for my life up till that point.  Because all my fortunes can change JUST LIKE THAT.  Suddenly having spaghettios.  Hmm.  How am I supposed to thank my brother for his gift.  Just wait until the next time I talk to him?  Well in practice YES it will be the next time I talk to him either way.  But I MEAN should I wait until the next time I talk to him NATURALLY through the normal course of things.  My guess is YES.  If it was 6,000 dollars I'd hit him up on the phone right now.  Sixty Dollars?  We can wait a few days or weeks.  Hmm.
   Fourth paragraph!  Delightful.  I went out of my way to have balanced breakfast today under the theory I'd be re-upping with egg whites tonight.  OH WELL.  Still for the best I had it, I guess.  It was fun!  It was filling!  It was BALANCED.  So all that's good and crap.  What kinda crap am I watching today.  Plan to watch 2 Simpsons during CircleWalk.  That's THE PLAN at least.  SNL is tonight.  Not gonna watch that until tomorrow!  And NOT JUST because the second 2/3rds ARE tomorrow.  I'm not gonna watch ALL THREE THIRDS tomorrow LATER in the tomorrow.  So that's good.  POSSIBLE I've started feeling a little thinner.  Presumably lost over a pound over the last five days.  Maybe as high as A POUND AND A QUARTER.  AMAZING.  Wanna find out I gained like a mere 2 or 3 pounds by the time I have official weigh in (IN RELATION TO LAST OFFICIAL WEIGH IN).  Could be disappointed, yes.  OR I could be APPOINTED by finding out it's even less than that!  WOW.  WHAT A PARAGRAPH.
   Six paragraphs to go for Act I!  Gonna get coffee after this one!  Been having NightMight snacks constantly in the last 3 months since last official weigh in.  BUT I've had few BANGES and the ones I did I remember making up most of them the following day.  I DUNNO.  WE'LL SEE WHERE I CLOCK IN THEN.  Could I check my weight NOW unofficially?  SURE.  No thanks, though!  Hmm.  Possible I have no sandwichside.  And then no need to do any circlewalking.  That'd be fun.  REAL fun.  Anyway.  Turning 34.  That's a good age.  Old enough to do something, but Young enough to do something else.  Sounds good.  I'm ALL TE ADULT of being past my young thirties but YOUNG ENOUGH to still be in the latter half of 30.  I'm smack dab in middle of thirties.  Four 30 year old ages I've PAST.  Four 30 year old ages I GOT IN STORE.  By which I mean FIVE 30 year old ages now that I think about it.  Hmm.  Not sure I'm good at math it turns out.  Coffee time!
   IF I were gonna use 60 dollars to specifically buy something I might not have bought anyway, what would it be.  THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.  Once I start resuming snacks in a few weeks slowly but surely, I'd like some QUEST BARS.  Amazon has MINI cookie and cream bar.  Maybe I'd get a kick out of those.  Anyway gotta imagine sixty dollars can buy me SEVERAL of those.  What else is up.  Think I'm gonna aim for no sandwich side AS OF NOW.  But there's a VERY solid chance I change my mind.  Pretty much 50/50 I'd say.  But current GOAL is not to have it.  LETS NOT FORGET portion of ham is SMALL.  Also LETS NOT FORGET WHITE BREAD IS WHITE BREAD.  I didn't forget that.  I'd never forget that!  My mind has got White Bread Being White Bread down pat.  No way is that knowledge going anywhere any time soon!  Hmm.  Looks like marijuana delivery might be available soon.  Looks like they're expediting the process in which people who got licenses to sell can start setting up locations.  WOW.  This is gonna be great!  Wouldn't want it until after Official Weigh In when I can loosen up diet. Not so much that smoking weed will make me want to eat more.  Just that I GOTTA FOCUS on extreme diet.  CAN'T HAVE TRYING WEED clunk up my days.
   Four paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  How much time do I have ideally to write these four paragraphs.  Fourty Minutes is more than enough all together.  Altogether.  Hmm.  Not sure which I mean.  Maybe I mean neither!  Hard to say as of this moment.  The point is LUNCH IN IN ABOUT 3 AND A HALF HOURS regardless of SandwichSide.  YEAH.  I think I'd enjoy sushi for dinner.  Also kinda seems more hearty than other options which would be better off suited for Smaller Lunch.  It SAYS it's lower in calories than other things BUT I'M NOT BUYING IT.  These eight NOT SMALL sushis CANNOT be 250 calories.  SELL YOUR BULLSHIT ELSEWHERE.  THIS IS 400 CALORIES I'M GONNA GUESS.  Then again hey what do I know.  What is this.  Spicy Tuna Roll.  Brown rice.  DELICIOUS.  Spicy is healthy because it tricks your senses into being full.  I've read that.  Not that specifically.  Something that resembles that thought maybe about 50%.  BUT PRETTY CLOSE.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Any other exciting music I can go back and forth with today besides New In Rock.  My own music.  Keeps sounding worse and worse every time I listen to it.  AT SOME POINT IT'S BOUND TO START SOUNDING BETTER.   That's my theory.  What kinda quest bars I got left.  ONE birthday bar (SITTING IN FRIDGE) and I think one WHITE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY OR SOMETING ( sitting in cabinet).  Lemme LTURQ on the internet.  YEP.  They got a bar that's exactly, "White Chocolate Raspberry."  Gotta assume that's the one I have!  Hmm.  EXTREME diet has LESS than 2 weeks left.  If it were two weeks it'd be I gotta Extreme Diet for a mere TWO TIMES per day of the week.  Now?  ONLY ONE MORE THURSDAY AND ONE MORE FRIDAY.  WOW WHAT PROGRESS.  Look after that I'm gonna be doing BIG diet.  But just a few hundred calories in snacks to play with!  Then after a few weeks A FEW MORE hundred calories in snacks.  AND/OR 7-9 beers a week!  AND THEN AFTER THAT LOOSEN IT UP A BIT MORE. But the point is AFTER THIS ROUND solid room for like THREE quite small snacks.  AMAZING.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Cool.  The point is ULTIMATELY I wanna lose about 15-20 pounds compared to where I am now. Hmm.  IF I HAD TO GUESS?  I'd guess EIGHTEEN pounds.  No way of knowing exactly.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Ideally during the time frame of SuperWinter.  Diet to some extent until MAY FIRST.  Then if I'm within the right vicinity that could be good enough!  SO I GOT TAHT GOING FOR ME.  Haven't done tablet time in a few days.  Pretty consumed with daily schedule which is made more rigid by diet.  Got all these walks.  Got an hour of reading Chapter Book in the middle.  Got going to sleep about half an hour earlier than usual.  Just wanna RELAX in the time inbetween things.  Tablettime is TOO MUCH PRESSURE.  Then again I DUNNO TABLET TIME COULD BE RELAXING if I play my cards right.  I gotta HOLD IT though.  This sucker is a pound!  I'm not weight lifter.  Maybe a WAIT lifter but that's different.  Not sure WHAT it is.  But stands to reason it's DIFFERENT.
   Last paragraph of Act ONE.  SO MUCH TIME to play with.  Hmm.  WOW breaking news on the official Mets blog website.  Brandon Nimmmo, "EXCITED," To Be Back.  STOP THE PRESSES.  The guy who signed with the Mets said a nice thing about the Mets.  WAIT DON'T STOP THE PRESSES.  WE NEED THE PRESSES NOW MORE TAN EVER.  PEOPLE MUST KONW.  If you stop the presses THAT'S ONLY GONNA MAKE IT HARDER FOR THIS IMPORTANT NEWS TO GET OUT.  Hmm.  Presses refers to the way they print the newspaper, right?  That's my theory at least.  HEY WOW we're already PAST the earliest sunset day in New York.  Assumed it was WINTER SOLSTICE.  Turns out for reasons I WILL THUSLY READ ABOUT for people in this area sunset is earliest on December 5th.  WE'RE ALREADY PAST TAHT AND HEADED BACK IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.  I DUNNO.  I tried looking it up.  It might take me >2 minutes to figure it out.  I don't have >2 minutes.  I have roughly =.5 Minutes.  COULDN'T GET THE JOB DONE with that time frame.  So SORRY.  SEE YA LATER.  Hmm gonna go take a walk now.  Be back soon!   

i've got a bad feeling about this

    Hey friends.  Time to write 5 paragraphs.  How long do I have to write them?  Let's arbitrarily say AIM FOR fourty minutes.  Okay great.  Think I'm gonna have small sandwichside and CircleWalk for 30-45 minutes at night.   70 calorie Fiber Brownie?  8-10 ANIMAL CRACKERS?  Only time can tell!  Time can't tell.  Time will go on. And after some time WE can tell.  But time ain't tellin' nothin'!  So that's good.  What kinda life do I got going on after Current Period Of Life.  Which is the next 12 days or so until Endocrine Weigh In.  I DUNNO.  Some pretty significant but less diet for a few weeks.  THAT'S ALL I GOT.  Presumably will wanna do something productive or creative.  By the time that period of life comes, I'll be several chapters away from finishing ChapterBook.  ALSO since the chapters are now gonna be starting to get longer, maybe I only read half chapters some days?  Either way that'll go on for another I'm gonna guess THREE weeks.  THEN WHAT.  Figure out some other book to read.  AND/OR work creatively.
    Hmm.  What about TODAY.  Let's think in terms of Today.  What do I got today.  The walks, the book, the circlewalk.  What else is there.  I think upcoming chapter is long.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  FOURTY PAGES.  Might just wanna read half of that.  IS IT POSSIBLE I read all of it?  Sure!  I probably have enough time in middle of the day if I split it into TWO readings.  I guess it'd be FUN to accomplish that.  But it'd also be FUN to NOT have to do that.  So I'm in a bit of a dilemma here!  A PRISONER'S dilemma?  No just a regular dilemma.  OH OKAY.  What is prisoner's dilemma.  I know it's some sort of Logic Game Problem.  Where you have to determine The Right Answer.  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh.  Two people committed of crime.  Four permutations of whether each one confesses or not.  And you gotta determine whether it's best to confess or not.  Sounds like it depends on the specifics of what you'd get for confessioning and/or not confessing and/or if the other person confesses and/or the other person doesn't confess!  THERE'S NO right answer in general.  Determined by the specifics of the results of confessing or not.  Right?  Sounds about right.
   Also these people aren't PRISONERS YET.  If they're still in the phase of confessing or not.  Sure they might be HELD... prisoner... but they haven't been CONVICTED of a crime yet.  I guess they're still prisoner as long as they're being held against their will.  Maybe it's With their will.  They're like alright I'll hang out here while we figure this one out, no skin off my back.  Either way, I dunno.  Two and a half paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.  Skin off my back?  That can't be a phrase.  What's wrong with your back in this scenario.  SOMETHING WRONG.  Got scoliosis or something.  WAIT NO.  That's not the word I'm looking for.  It's BACK related which is good.  But I was trying to think of some Flaky Skin Disease.  DER...something.  DER is a good guess because it means skin.  DERMATITIS is one word.  Not the one I think I was thinking of.  PERIOSIS.  Could be.  Either way GET YOUR SKIN AND YOUR BACK CHECKED OUT.  By someone else.  YOU CAN'T CHECK OUR YOUR BACK.  NOT HUMANELY POSSIBLE.  What about with the technology of mirrors.  THAT'S HERESY.  Hmm.  Gotta imagine when mirrors were invented reactionary religious zealots were against them.  Seems like a perversion of God's will IMO.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Maybe I have Micro animal crackers as Sandwich Side.  That could be a blast and a half.  Hmm.  I dunno!  MAYBE NO SANDWICHSIDE.  If I get to that point and I truly don't feel I NEED to have em, makes sense NOT TO.  THAT'S MY HOT TAKE.  Still POSSIBLE we're getting communal dinner delivery tonight.  In which case Old Fashioned Freedom Toast is a slam dunk. NOTHIN about FREEDOM THAT'S OLD FASHIONED.  Freedom is HIP with the kids of today.  Sure that could be the case.  But there's still variations in FORM of freedom over generations.  Freedom can be alive and well today but there's still CLASSIC Freedom which is a different animal altogether.  Huh.  Got some good options for breakfast tomorrow.  FINISH PIZZA once and for all.  Have a frozen breakfast sandwich.  OR indulge and have delicious Classic Breakfast of pop tart and iced cream sandwich.  WOW SOUNDS LIKE I GOT LOTS OF GREAT WAYS MY LIFE CAN TURN OUT in about 20 hours.
   Good.  GREAT.  What else do I got going for me today.  Next Tales In The Crypt episode is my favorite episode!  That I've been tired of for at least the past eight months!  LOOK I GOT ALL I CAN GET OUT OF THIS EPISODE.  I've MAXED OUT a long time ago.  Can only get worse from that point.  AND IT HAS.  Oh well such is life.  Maybe there is a Standard set of numbers for Prisoner's Dilemma.  Seems like the kind of thing you'd switch up the numbers, though, so the answer could change!  That'd be HOW I do it at least.  It'd get BORING if there's only one answer.  NO REASON not to mix it up.  Unless you want the message to be Always Confess.  So that when people are inevitably taken prisoner, they'll remember this, and know to confess.  EVEN IF THEY'RE INNOCENT.  And that's THE GOAL of Justice.  GET AS MANY CONFESSIONS AS POSSIBLE.  Makes your job a lot easier.  Sounds about right.  Hmm.  Maybe they wanna teach people to NOT confess when they're faced with a situation where they could.  JUSTICE LIKES A CHALLENGE.  NO CONFESSIONS, THEY WANNA FIGURE THIS ONE OUT TEMSELVES.  Anyway.  That's it for DayTime Day.  Be back tonight.

Hmm How Did Everything Turn Out

    What's up friends.  Another successful day!  Just a few micro animal crackers for snack.  Just a few micro animal crackers as sandwichside.  Delicious Browned Rice Spicy Tuna Roll for dinner.  DIET COKE AND WHATKNOT right now.  Starting to notice I'm feeling a bit skinnier!  AND IT WILL ONLY INCREASE EXPONENTIALLY.  And by Exponentially I mean a lot.  As opposed to actual definitions.  I feel like if we looked up exponentially on google we WON'T BUT WE SHOULD get a colloquial definition specifying, "A Lot."  I don't think they'd give it to us BUT THEY SHOULD.  YES clarify it's colloquial, BY ALL MEANS.  Anyway that's how I feel about things.  Watched some horror film on THE TUBI.  THE PIT.  Crazy kid keeps feeding people to monsters who live in a pit!  I'M GLAD I WATCHED IT.  Can't say for certain what, if anything, I got out of it.  BUT IT WAS THE RIGHT MOVE AT THE TIME and I have no regrets.
   Four paragraphs to go!  Read entire fourty pages of ChapterBook.  Seemed to go pretty quickly for one reason or another.  WELL THAT NARROWS IT DOWN NOT AT ALL DOESN'T IT.  Anyway.  About SLAVERY.  Through CIVIL WAR.  Also a bit about RECONSTRUCTION.  I feel like if there's another installment in The Matrix franchise you could do a whole lot worse than calling it The Matrix Reconstructions.  Anyway.  Lincoln coming off not so great in this book!  Does the right thing a lot, sure, but a pretty COLD, CALCULATING POLITICIAN at heart.  IN A WAY I'M GLAD HE WAS KILLED.  Gotta imagine I could be ENJAILED by saying that.  There's NO statue of limitations for Taking Joy In President Assassination.  DOESN'T MATTER IF ITS ABOUT LINCOLN OR whoever the last, most recent president who was assinated I WANNA SAY GEORGE BUSH SR.  Anyway LOOK Lincoln is a great CAR we all know that.  But as a president?  I think a lot of us just have positive associations with him for president because of the car.  WE KNOW LINCOLN IS FINE AUTOMOBILE so obviously we'll assume the same as the president.
    Three paragraphs to go.  I can't wait till we get to the point in American History where we have a president whose ya know what this president isn't so bad.  I'm sure in the first 80 years of presidents WE'VE COVERED SO FAR Howard Zinn would feel plenty of them aren't so bad.  SOME because they were just BIG NOTHIN'S so Nothing Is Better Than Anything.  OR maybe if forced to elaborate Zinn would give some props to Lincoln.  WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING.  Unless we buy more of Howard Zinn's books.  THIS IS A PONZI SCHEME.  First he gets us hooked on his narration of American History KNOWING we could never get enough.  So we'd have to buy book after book.  GREAT that's what I get for trying to improve my lot in being educated life.  Huh.  The point is I took all my normal walks and everything.  It was great!  Wore NYU Sweatshirt under winterjacket for latest Evening Walk.  I HAVE NO REGRETS.  I'm still wearing it NOW while INDOORS and I don't even have any regrets ABOUT THAT.  I'M GONNA GO POUR SODA BUT THEN I'LL WRITE 2 MORE PARAGRAPHS.
   YEAH.  THAT'S NOT WHAT A PONZI SCHEME IS.  It's a SCAM.  That's what I meant to say.  PONZI SCHEME IS A SPECIFIC KIND OF SCAM THAT THIS JUST AIN'T.  Oh okay good.  GREAT the next chapter is another fourty two pages.  I guess I can accomplish that.  Remains to be seen HOW EASILY and/or IN HOW MUCH TIME.  But whatever happens the important thing is whatever.  So that's good.  Think I'd get a real kick out of A Pop Tart and a Slightly Smaller Iced Cream Sandwich as breakfast tomorrow.  Think I'd get a kick out of giving myself up to 125 calories leeway for NightMight Snack.  Possibly.  I can get kicks out of lots of things.  I'm a very accommodating guy to Getting Kicks For Myself.  Huh.  I could see myself enjoying ONE POINT FIVE or perhaps TWO POINT FIVE Tales In The Crypt when this is over.  And that'd be the rest of my night. AMAZING.  Yeah I thought so. WHAT ABOUT THREE POINT FIVE.   What about it.  IS IT A RELEVANT NUMBER IN THIS CONTEXT.  Sure all numbers are relevant.  Very accommodating guy to finding numbers relevant.
   Last paragraph of the day.  Hmm.  Article on ESPN about how some guy signed a contract with some team.  And for some reason the headline of the article is KIERMAIER AGREES TO PACT WITH BLUE JAYS.  What is this THE AGREEMENT OF NON AGGRESSION between Germany and Russia in WORLD WAR II.  A PACT?  THAT SEEMS LIKE WEIRD PHRASING.  And you heard it here first.  That's all I got on that subject.  I FOUND IT ODD and now YOU MUST TOO.  Anyway.  Did SOME TABLETTIME today. Not so much for creative stuff.  Just NOTES on GENERAL life UPKEEP and whatknot.  I CAN'T TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT.  Then you'd be able to use that information against me someday one way or the other.  PLAY IT SAFE and tell you NOTHING.  More or less.  I told you 20 paragraphs of things today.  YEAH but it was More Or Less NOTHING.  I think we can all mostly agree on that!  Hmm.  That's it for now!  See ya tomorrow!

-8:20 P.M.

Friday, December 9, 2022

Turns Out These Are Words

    Hey friends!  9:16 AM!  Pretty early in the day, but I dunno how the day is gonna, "Shake," out because I dunno when Super Market delivery is coming this morning.  OH WELL.  I'll figure it out.  Might end up with seven walks instead of eight.  Probably should get at least seven, though!  Hmm.  HAD A BAD amount of Nightmight snacking.  Around 500 calories!  Had normal Classic Breakfast.  LUNCH will probably be ham sandwich with no side-- netting me about 150 calories in the right direction.  COULD skip lunch altogether which nets me 450 calories.  Maybe have a Hearty Protein Bar which mets me 275 calories.  ALSO if I take 8th walk we can theoretically add those calories to Making Up Ground.  As well as calories from Smaller Dinner Than Normal.  The point is it'll end up not THAT BAD.  If it were a one time thing.  WHICH IT ISN'T.  Oh well such is life.  Listened to NEW IN ROCK playlist this morning.  I like rock music!
   Krysten Sinema abandoned the Democratic party!  Says she's still caucusing with them, though.  Says she's still gonna vote for Dem Judges most of the time at least.  Can't trust her on either accounts.  But IF WE COULD sounds like not much will tangibly change.  Except we'll have a better Democratic nominee in Arizona in 2024 probably.  So that's good!  WHAT ARE TEH ODDS I feel like I could skip lunch.  I DUNNO WHO CARES JUST HAVE A SMALL SANDWICH.  It's only .21 lb oz of ham in the first place.  That with 2 slices of white bread?  JUST EAT IT FOR LUNCH don't be a jerk.  What else is up.  I can't imagine what I ate that was 500 calories, but I'm pretty sure I'm getting the number right.  Definitely remember eating chocolate candies from fridge.  Couldn't have been THAT MUCH of them.  Musta ate another thing or two as well.  Hmm.  Guess we'll never know!  Unless we examine Trash.  Or do a Fantastic Voyage inside my body to see what kinda food is being digested as we speak.
   Third paragraph!  Won't be able to take a walk as soon as I'm done with ten.  Almost definitely not, at least.  So that's good.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Lager Day.  Hmm.  150 calories from lunch. 200 calories from bonus walk and smaller dinner.  Leaves a mere 150 calorie Overboard.  Oh right LAGER day.  That's a kind of gun that exists in Video Games.  The Lager.  Lemme LTURQ. Luger.  Oh well I was right in spirit.  METS signed Brandon Nimmo to BIG contract.  Didn't see him getting this big a contract, but I'm happy about it.  I'm a big NIMMOFANATIC.  This guy is GREAT lead off hitter.  He walks ALL THE TIME.  EIGHT YEARS?  Gonna be 37 last year of that.  Lots of people are productive at age 37!  They're called everyone else besides athletes.  Hmm.  Gotta be some statistics out there on Productivity based on age in NON sports jobs.  People peaking at their work at different ages.  Hmm.  I WANNA SEE THEM NUMBERS.
   What's the measure of productivity, though.  ALSO is productivity even the right general concept to measure?  Maybe you wanna measure people by how little they can actually get away with doing compared to their salary.  When do people peak in that regard.  Hmm.  FOURTH paragraph.  I was fooled last time but I THINK upcoming HistoryBook chapter is about Manifest Destiny.  We're DUE for some Manifest Destiny.  Also turns out Andrew Jackson was a huge jerk.  Lotta people are huge jerks.  I've always noticed Bernie Sanders say Donald Trump is the worst president in modern history.  And I was always like hmm JUST modern history?  Now I see lotta jerk presidents that MAY NOT SURPASS Trump but are certainly in competition.  I'd say Trump trumps em in lots of regards but you could easily make some arguments.  So that's good.  And I'm hardly even into American History.  LOTTA more presidents that might be terrible.  Hmm.  Six paragraphs to go!
   YEAH!  Is it possible I start an ACT II before taking a walk and/or accepting Super Market delivery?  SURE.  Still aways away though.  Let's not get ahead of ourselves.  The point is Andrew Jackson was a terrible person and inflicted much damage and suffering on Native Americans but no other president besides Trump could you realistically think THIS GUY COULD KILL US ALL.  He's an insane idiot with nuclear weapons.  And that's just TEN PERCENT of what makes him supremely dangerous and antithetical to positive American Ideals.  Hmm.  The point of this book is a lot of American Ideals IN PRACTICE aren't that great.  I STILL FEEL there's Positive American Ideals.  There's A BALANCE you idiots.  Hmm.  Shoulda skipped breakfast.  That, combined with ham sandwich without sandwich side, combined with presumably bonus walk, would get me PAST 500 calories!  OH WELL TOO LATE NOW.  Gotta move on with my life THEORETICALLY.
   YEAH.  Ham sandwich.  AMAZING.  Last three lunches haven't been hearty either.  Two balanced breakfasts and one small turkey bolognese.  Small ham sandwich alone isn't gonna be out of the ordinarily small.  Hmm.  What is Sinema's motive for becoming Independent?  I dunno.  I imagine it's good for her financial outlook and/or her career.  Gotta be doing it based on SOMETING.  Maybe it just gives her more power one way or another.  Either way I'm sure she's got some sort of reason.  Ya don't just DO THINGS randomly.  Maybe ya do.  Most people don't!  Maybe most people do.  Hmm.  Might MAKE A PLAY to skip lunch but at this point I'm accumulating lots of lunches.  Gotta eat them at some point.  Hmm.  Whatta do between Act I and accepting Super Market.  Maybe watch something on the television set.  I like to do that every now and then.  Tales In The Crypt.  Simpsons.  I dunno.  We'll See.
   Seventh paragraph!  Sure!  Didn't put my chair in front of bedroom door las tnight.  Put my GUITAR in front.  Electric guitar.  Not very bulky at all.  Didn't put up much of a fight in terms of me getting past it to leave my room.  Oh well.  At some point I'll figure something out one would imagine.  I feel like this is the Cuba Havana Syndrome thing.  Someone blasting radio waves at me at night compelling me to get up and eat something.  When you think about it there's really very little other plausible explanations.  What else is up.  Every day I wanna get up and feel yep I'm 1/4th pound lighter than yesterday.  BUT every day I get up after eating over night. I CAN'T FEEL 1/4th OF A POUND LIGHTER WHEN I JUST GAINED 1/7TH OF A POUND AFTER LOSING THAT 2/7ths of a pound.  NOW I'VE JUST LOST 1/7th of a pound which is HARDLY NOTICEABLE.  So basically life is a grind but we gotta take it as it comes.
   Three paragraphs to go!  I MIGHT NOT EVEN GET AS MANY WALKS IN TODAY AS I WANT.  I think I can figure it out by taking a bonus walk at night if I have to BUT I DON'T KNOW.  Jeez.  HMM any NY Marijuana News Hits on google today.  NOPE NOT SEEING ANYTING.  They disclosed ONE specific location for Marijuana Recreation Dispensary in HARLEM.  That's no good for me.  However they're saying there might be DELIVERY available before storefronts open.  WHICH COULD BE GOOD FOR ME.  So there's that.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Maybe don't schedule exact times to smoke.  Sometimes in afternoon, sometimes in evening!  COULD WORK.  Might wanna limit myself to once a day to be a real adult about it.  AND/OR if I continue drinking sometimes.  AND/OR WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON AND CRAP.  Would be interesting to get both Acts done before walk II.  See where that takes me and crap.  Hmm what else is going on and crap.
   Penultimate paragraph and crap!  Next Tales In The Crypt episode is The Sacrifice.  I get a lot out of that episode. Even though the plot makes no sense.  Solidly in the bottom 50% of plots of Talse In The Crypt by the measure of How much sense does it make.  I dunno.  Is it POSSIBLE I skip lunch?  I feel like if I CAN I owe it to myself to do it.  That, combined with 8th walk, would save me the 500 calories completely!  SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.  MY brother only eats one meal a day ON THE REGULAR.  Sure that meal is a lot bigger.  But IT CAN BE DONE.  ALSO I ALREADY HAD A MEAL.  Lotta people in history only eat two meals a day.  THEM textile works or Loomers or whatever that were taken advantage of in the early 1800's!  Them ladies ate a pittance of a breakfast and a pittance of, "Dinner" (at Noon) and that was it!  AND THEY SEEMED TO HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT.  So that's something to consider.
   Last paragraph of the Act!  Amazing.  The point is the amount of nutrition I'd be getting out of dinner is ON PAR with a good amount for most people around the world.  PLUS the bonus empty calories I got from breakfast?  NOW WE'RE TALKING bordering on a Healthy thing even if it's every day.  Kinda low in calorie to be healthy.  OH.  What about the NightMight snacking.  Oh now that IS healthy calorie.  I forgot we gotta count that!  Good deal.  Gotta be ONE chapter in the 25 People'sHistory chapters about ELITES DON'T GOT IT THAT GOOD EITHER.  Here are some problems ELITE faced.  If you wanna address EVERYONE'S issues gotta address EVERYONE.  PUT UP OR SHUT UP.  Hmm.  What's Sinema pollin' numbers in Arizona.  Poll from September has her at 37% approval rating.  AMONG ALL GROUPS.  Between 36% and 41% approval ratings for ALL THREE GRUOPS of Dems, Republicans, and Independents.  KINDA SOUNDS LIKE NOBODY LIKES HER.  Oh well.  Such is life!  I'll be back soon? 

i'm doing the most satisfactory i can

    Feels like I could do more satisfactory.  In the RIGHT direction.  ANYWAY just took a 10 minute break and then I got bored.  So here I am!  10:13 AM.  Window for delivery THEY SAY is 10:00-12:00!  NOT ALWAYS in that window.  I can say CONFIDENTLY that today it won't be BEFORE the window.  Unless they delivered it to the wrong house.  AND for some reason I have to count that as ME getting the delivery.  Seems like I shouldn't accept that framing.  Because I DIDN'T get the delivery.  Anyway, hmm, what else is going on and crap.  Not sure how SinemaSwitch will effect 2024 election.  SMARTER PEOPLE TAN ME are still formulating their hot takes.  DUMBER PEOPLE THAN ME have already given out hot takes.  PEOPLE MY INTELLIGENCE are split between giving out hot takes already and still formulating their hot takes.  So that's good I guess.  I'd be HAPPY to have Act II interrupted.  But we'll see what happens!  So that's good!
    Hmm.  I TRUST myself that I ate 500 calories.  I'm just really curious as it what it was.  Couldn't have been more than HALF of that as Dove Chocolate Candies.  I DUNNO.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  If I have spare time at night I could always do a little CircleWalking.  Burn 50-200 calories that way.  SEEMS REASONABLE.  What else is up.  What kinda fun am I gonna have today.  Same kinda fun I have every day.  With the added stress of I CANNOT MAKE UP ALL NIGHTMIGHT CALORIES.  Whatta gyp!  That's what I've had fun doing the last 4 days.  MAKING UP what I indulged in the night before.  I CAN DO IT ONLY PARTWAYS today.  Hmm.  How many pages is upcoming ChapterBook Chapter.  I'm gonna guess TWENTY EIGHT.  Twenty one pages.  Chapter 8 out of 25.  MAKING PROGRESS.  After this one I'm ROUNDING UP TO A THIRD through American History.  ROUNDING UP OR DOWN to only 2 more History of what we've already covered.  That doesn't add up PAGE wise but it adds up CHAPTER wise.  FUTURE CHAPTER GONNA HAVE MORE PAGES IT LOOKS LIKE.  That's life I guess.
   Third paragraph!  What else do I got going on for me.  Guess I can watch Episode III of The Shaq Show.  He's good at basketball.  Not just because he's tall.  HE TRANSCENDS being good at basketball because he's tall.  That's what I've gathered at least.  Anyway.  If there was basketball but the hoop was 4 feet lower would that benefit short people over tall people?  Or would tall people still have an advantage.  OR would height have less of an impact.  I think short people would have benefit.  They're closer to eye level with hoop.  If you're too tall that hoop is now way too low for you to put the basket in comfortably.  MORE ROOM FOR ERROR.  So that's good.  Are shorter people good at hockey.  I can imagine having less body weight being good for you for Skating.  Not sure why.  Kinda feels like it might be the case though.  No FAT hockey players.  That's a good piece of evidence for my theory.  I don't know what ANY hockey players look like.  Kind of just ASSUMING there's no fat hockey players.  Because that's not how they appear in my imagination!
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Hmm.  Maybe I do keep in mind skipping lunch.  That'd be real fun!  I'd make up 450 calories or so right there.  IT COULD WORK.  It's 10:27 AM.  I could have dinner IN A MERE eight hours.  PEOPLE GO EIGHT HOURS WITOHUT EATING ALL THE TIME.  They SLEEP.  Also if you're asleep EIGHT HOUR PASSES LIKE IT WAS NOTHIN.  Anyway.  I dunno.  Whatta do between Act II and accepting super market delivery.  TALES IN THE CRYPT is one thing.  But I dunno if I can do anything at the same time.  Guess all I have to do is FOCUS on Tales In The Crypt.  Which is POSSIBLE.  Hmm.  Maybe I figure out something else to watch that it would be A JOY to focus on.  MAYBE I WANNA FOCUS ON TALES IN THE CRYPT now that I think about it.  Hmm.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  ANYWAY only one more paragraph to go!
   SURE.  What a crappy entry.  SURE.  Gettin' 1.12x half a pound of turkey from super market. SOUNDS LIKE about .56 LB.  Sounds like about .28 LB for each sandwich.  WOW.  AMAZING.  Could have a small snack in lieu of lunch.  100 calorie Thing or something.  I dunno.  Another good option.  IN FACT a better option.  I can have some dumb sweet snack instead Boring Old Sandwich.  AMAZING.  What else is up.  Socks I got going on right now are great.  No holes or anything.  Gotta remember to wear these socks more often.  LOOK I KNOW I should throw out bad socks.  I JUST CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT THOUGH.  It's hard letting go sometimes.  Hmm.  The point is if I skip lunch SUDDENLY TODAY IS GREAT.  I END UP MAKING MY CALORIE TARGETS JUST RIGHT.  ALSO It's fun during the day seeing how I can get through The Hours without eating.  THIS IS A SLAM DUNK.  Anyway I dunno what will happen.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses!  SEE YA TONIGHT.

So What Titles Aren't The End All Be All

    Hey friends!  Another day down.  More or less.  Had DELICIOUS Quest Bar for lunch.  It was HEARTY and Delicious.  TWO FOR TWO in the main categories.  Cookies n Cream.  Gotta remember to get this flavor more than other random flavors.  IT'S MADE IT"S PRESENCE FELT IN THE WORLD OF ME EATING QUEST BARS is the point.  Anyway.  Thought about doing some CircleWalking tonight.  And thought about making that The Standard.  Now I'm thinking AGAINST it.  Day is enough of a hassle as it is.  Just look forward towards relaxing after Entry.  Walking in a circle is relaxing.  Yeah but not as much as NOT walking in a circle.  So that's good.  What else did I accomplish today.  Watched SHAQ THE THIRD.  Watched a Talse In The Crypt or two.  Watched THEM HILLS HAVE EYES AS WELL.  The ORIGINAL The Hills Still Have Eyes.  They made a sequel to the remake.  THIS AIN'T THAT.  Anyway was very happy there was a blind character.  It's about time we have some blind characters in films.  Not sure why I feel that way BUT I DO.  Strong feeling.  VERY strong.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Got delicious orange soda going on.  Look would it be extra special if the actress was blind?  Of course!  I wouldn't  count on that being the case.  I'd look it up but I think Google would judge me somehow one way or another on that one.  Hmm.  What if NightMight snacking isn't so much a Hungry/Eating problem as it is a Sleepy/Sleep problem.  The REAL premise is I gotta eat so I can go back to bed.  I don't know WHY eating is tied up in if I eat something I can go back to sleep.  But IT MIGHT BE.  THIS COULD BE A GAME CHANGER REALIZATION.  Now THE ENTIRE GAME is changed.  It's about time.  I was getting sick of the current game.  BEEN THERE, PLAYED THAT.  I either demand A NEW GAME or perhaps to live some life with NO games.  Sounds kinda boring but at the same time kinda nice and pleasant.  Maybe a life with minimal games is ideal.  GAMES ON MY TERMS.  Whatever.  What am I watching after this entry.  SURVEY SAYS Tales In The Crypt.  I didn't survey anyone.  I don't have the means to.  Neither the man hours it'd take OR the funding it'd take.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  I'm gonna guess I have Old Fashioned Freedom Toast for dinner tomorrow.  I THINK we're due for Communal Diner.  And if I have balanced breakfast tomorrow like I should I'M DUE to re-up with Egg White.  Which means I'M DUE for Griddlecentric meal.  Also FREEDOM TOAST is a delicious AND relatively low calorie dinner.  BASICALLY I GOTTA LOT TIED UP into the idea I'm having Griddlecentric meal tomorrow night.  It will be GREAT on many levels but there's always the risk it doesn't pan out that way which would be TERRIBLE all the way around.  So that's something to be concerned about.  I guess.  I got better things to be concerned about.  Or worse things.  I forget.  The point is I got a lot to be concerned about in general if I felt like indulging in that.  Hmm.  Two paragraphs to go!
   Hmm.  Ham sandwich seems like the slam dunk option for tomorrow's lunch.  And if all things go right I'LL HAVE A NICE GREAT SANDWICHSIDE.  So that's good.  I dunno.  What if I keep a bottle of klonopin on my nightstand.  Just take a klonopin four times a night if I wanna indulge in something that might help me go back to sleep.  SOUNDS LIKE I'D RUN OUT OF KLONOPIN PRETTY QUICKLY. ...AND THAT I'D BE TAKING TOO MUCH KLONOPIN.  Hmm.  Just an idea!  What if it WORKS and I only have to do it ONCE a night.  I'd Make That Deal HANDS DOWN.  I might not know how deals are made and/or how hands play into them if at all.  Either way I guess it's something to possibly consider.  ChapterBook today was about MEXICO WAR.  Gettin' started on Manifest Destiny!  This time we're specifically talkin about AGITATION with Mexico and crap.  SO FAR America doesn't look AS BAD as some of the other chapters.  Mexican government seemed like jerks, too!  Some of this land is legitimately disputed!  I'VE GOT MIXED FEELINGS ON BEING AGAINST THE WAR WIT MEXICO.
   Then again there's a lot of MICRO issues involved that SPEAK ILL of America and/or America Government.  But just IN GENERAL?  I dunno!  WORSE THINGS we've done, that's all I'm sayin.  HEY it's the last paragraph already.  Hmm.  Everyone knows Texas area is America.  Makes sense that America would fight a war to become America.  Something like that.  I don't know the logic behind what I think in general AND in these specifics!  I don't know if there's logic behind what I think AT ALL.  Oh well what can ya do.  Accepted Super Market normally and everything.  Was able to take all the walks I wanted and everything.  Good stuff.  WOW THE NEXT EPISODE OF TALES IN THE CRYPT I GET TO WATCH IS FOUR SIDED TRIANGLE.  Talk about your CLASSIC episodes.  This is up there IN TEH TOP 20 out of 90 or so episodes.  SOUNDS LIKE BETTER THAN 1 out of 5 or something.   I lost track of what I was talking about.  Which is pretty impressive because I was JUST talking about it, and it was only 2 or so sentences, so it wasn't COMPLICATED thusly I'd forger NOR was it A WHILE AGO thusly I'd forget.  Amazing.  I'm gonna go now, because it's that amount of sentences into the last paragraph!  SEE YA!

-8:14 P.M.

Thursday, December 8, 2022

I'm Not quite happy With This

    Hey friends!  9:41 AM!  Should be able to fit in everything I want into first part of day.  MIGHT have to cut Act I short by a paragraph or two POSSIBLY if I wanna MAKE SURE.  So that's good.  MIGHT only do 7 walks today because I gotta be home during a Window Of Time in afternoon to accept Amazon Fresh delivery.  OH WELL.  That's life!  Did a lot of NightMight snacking!  Not A LOT a lot.  But A LOT for a small/moderate amount.  SKIPPED BREAKFAST.  Gonna have balanced breakfast for lunch!  That makes up for it!  Might even have keto brownie or small iced cream sandwich to tide me over until lunch.  SEEING HOW I had no breakfast.  That still makes up for it more or less!  So that's good.  One day I'll not do NightMight snacking. And have normal meals.  Sounds like something to strive for!  Hey BASKETBALL LADY is on her way home.  Presumably.  Maybe she's stopping off in places that aren't home.  Better LTURQ.
   Not gonna LTURQ.  But you get the idea.  Gonna get TURKEY DINNER tonight.  With ALL The fixins. STUFFING, the works!  Donate soup to DAD.  I don't need THAT much fixings!  So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  Still listening to ALT CNTRL playlist.  It's good!  I like the current musics of the day.  Maybe that makes me, "UNCOOL," but I don't care!  Maybe it makes me, "Cool."  Gotta spend Cool Capital to Get Cool Capital.  If I say OTHER crap is cool The coolness comes right back at me TENFOLD. Well I'm not sure about tenfold.  That seems high.  Even ONEFOLD would be VERY Good.  So that's good.  Not happy we gave up THE MERCHANT OF DEATH to get back Basketball Player.  Sounds like that person can do some damage.  That's his name right.  That's what my Mom told me.  The point is now The Merchant of Death is loose to cause more Death.  And Brittney Griner is loose to... PLAY SOME BASKETBALL?  That doesn't sound even!
   Third paragraph.  Hmm.  Normally I'd be getting turkey, ham, and veggie burger upcoming super market delivery.  Have 1 mealsworth each week for two weeks.  NOW I GOT HAM SANDWICH PUSHED BACK?  BECAUSE OF BALANCED BREAKFAST TODAY?  Just gonna get TURKEY ALONE.  Have it TWICE next week with one ham sandwich.  SAME AMOUNT OF SANDWICH.  But this way it's EVEN.  Also don't even need new bread.  Finish WHITE BREAD I GOT.  Then the NEXT week I can start CLEAN SLATE and everythings all even and crap. S ounds good.  Kinda wanna try the veggie burger.  Haven't had that in a while.  Gonna PLAY IT SAFE and go with turkey though.  Hmm.  IS IT JUST ME or do Baseball Free Agents sign EARLY in off season these days.  I feel that way THIS YEAR obviously.  That's what INSPIRED ME just now.  But I think I felt the same way LAST off season.  TWO IN A ROW?  THAT'S SIGNIFICANT PATTERN AT THIS POINT.  Also TURKEY IS BETTER for White Bread Like I Got.  Hmm.  What lunches we got next week.  TURKEY, TURKEY, HAM, SUSHI, TURKEY MEATLOAF, BAGEL, and WILDCARD.  Wildcard either being Bonus Meal from Dinner Delivery OR perhaps cup o noodles.  PERHAPS EVEN HOT POCKETS if I WANNA GO THAT ROUTE.
   Amazing.  Or perhaps balanced breakfast if I wanna make up some calories AND have the appropriate egg whites.  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Pastry Day.  Can you be any more VAGUE?  Too much kinds of pastries.  Sure they're all good and worth celebrating.  But you gotta NARROW things down.  I can't celebrate everything all at once!  Probably not at least.  Seems like it'd be difficult!  Hmm.  If I go with Snack before lunch, WHEN would it be.  Don't need it now.  Lunch is in about 3.5-4 hours. Gonna have to keep an eye on that.  Maybe.  The point is Merchant of Death was imprisoned for 15 years.  Maybe he's rehabilitated by now.  Given up on his Merchanting Death ways.  Hmm.  The point is PADRES have too many Star Position Players.  THEY JUST SIGNED A BORDERLINE STAR POSITION PLAYER  That's what inspired that sentence.  I dunno. I guess this guy isn't a STAR.  Oh well.  Live and learn!
   Fifth paragraph.  Amazing!  What kinda crap am I doing today.  WALKS, HistoryBook, TV.  Figure one TV will be HALLOWEEN KILLS.  How could a holiday kill people.  EASY.  I can't think of how.  But I can DEDUCE it can happen easily.  I just don't know the specifics!  The point is what else is going on.  At this point in Diet I should start more or less feeling results every other day!  Maybe not LITERALLY.  But if I'm losing right around a quarter of a pound a day gotta imagine that shows up in my impression of my weight every few days or so.  Also MAYBE I'M LOSING AS MUCH AS A THIRD A POUND A DAY.  Hard to say exactly.  Well it's easy to Say Exactly.  It just might be the case that what I'm Saying Exactly is incorrect.  Gotta take that into account.  Hmm.  THURSDAY EH.  Amazing.  New episode of SHAQ Investigative Report series!  Can watch that today.  I like it because IT'S SPORTS.  Coffee time.
   Great.  I don't have smaller iced cream sandwich.  I got a similarly hearty Coffee Ice Cream bar and Sea Salt Caramel Iced Cream Bar.  OR I GOT TE KETO BROWNIE.  OR I GOT NO SNACK.  Leaning towards No Snack.  We'll see how it Shakes out!  What else is going on and crap.  How much time do I got to write the rest of Act I.  Let's say 35 minutes is the amount of time after which I'd wanna stop if I'm not done.  Okay.  Good.  Hmm.  Got some nice socks I'm wearing with no holes in them.  Not even a one!  Besides the hole you stick your feet into.  The point is should I throwout the holy socks?  Probably.  It's a real hassle putting on holy socks and then the hole is on the bottom of the sock and then your feet are exposed to your shoe for scraping or something.  Hmm.  Got some irritated skin on bottom of right foot right now!  Walking is a little painful when I press down on that part of foot!  Gotta walk sorta tilted so that I generally press down on SIDE of foot instead!
   Amazing.  Four paragraphs to go most likely.  Got a notification on MASTODON.  I had voted in a poll.  The notification was that the poll closed.  Kind of anti-climactic!  Was hoping I got a FOLLOWER or something.  That wouldn't make much sense though.  HAVEN'T POSTED in a while.  GOTTA POST if you want Engagements.  I guess.  Either way I STAND BY MY CHOICE IN THE POLL.  Also I was ON TEH RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY.  It was a four option poll and the option I voted for GOT LIKE 2/3rds of the vote.  So that's good.  What was the poll?  Not gonna say!  Gonna play this one a little close to the vest, you understand!  Hmm.  I think there's a Docuseries on another basketball player on DisneyPlus.  DWANE WADE?  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh.  Yeah.  I already watched that one.  There's OTHERS on Disney Plus that I haven't watched though.  So that's good.  What else is up.  I only got 3 paragraphs to go!  I can do that no problem.
   Well SLIGHT problem.  I gotta DO IT.  It's EASY but it's still SOMETHIN to tackle.  So that's good.  Wonder how much turkey and stuffing I'm getting tonight.  Gonna split it into two dinners.  I dunno if it'll be Relatively Too Small meals, GREAT sized meals, or I get too much!  Either way I'LL SURVIVE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.  It's IMPOSSIBLE it would be Too Small For Comfort portion.  More or less.  If I'm getting half a potato, some vegetables, and SOME stuffing and turkey, that's a slam dunk!  We'll see if it's TOO MUCH though.  And if it is?  WHAT THEN?  I don't know!  I guess I can decide to split it THRICE.  I'd rather not though!  Ugh.  Anyway.  FIFTY ONE SENATE SEATS.  SOMEONE PINCH ME I MUST BE DREAMING.  Don't actually do that.  I don't need to be in pain.  That's a hassle I don't need!  Anyway.  Joke comparing Countries trading Prisoners to Sports Trading.  I don't get it.  I get it.  I just don't LIKE it.
   Two paragraphs to go!  Plenty of time!  What else is up!  HMM.  If I have snack at some point maybe I push back lunch an hour or whatever.  Leaving me LESS TIME between lunch and dinner.  WOW.  What fun.  Official Weigh In 2 weeks from today.  Leaving me EXACTLY 14 days of most Significant Dieting before letting up SLIGHTLY.  Hmm.  What fun.  The point is I'm already relatively deep into the day.  Lotta paragraphs taken care of.  At a comfortable time related to how deep I am into entry.  IT'S ALL GOING PRETTY GOOD I GOTTA SAY.  How long is upcoming PeopleHistory chapter.  Lemme LTURQ.  24 pages.  Could be worse!  24 pages ain't so bad.  It's no TWENTY pages, sure, but it's close!  Also I'd rather have 2 chapters of 24 pages than one of 20 pages and one of 28 pages.  So considering I know how many pages are left overall, more or less, I'd say 24 pages for upcoming chapter is right around what I'd like!  AMAZING.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Sweet.  Runner up winner in mastodon poll was, "Just show me the results."  The actual runner up just netted 11%.  MY POSITION WON THIS POLL BY A LANDSLIDE.  What else is up.  After a hundred times listening to latest round of music I'm JUST NOW, FINALLY, realizing OH THIS ISN'T GOOD.  Maybe some redeeming qualities.  But ALL IN ALL THIS IS AMATEUR HOUR.  Guess it depends on how good at listening to music you are.  If you're GOOD at listening to music you'll realize it's bad.  But if you're BAD maybe you think it's good?  OR could be the other way around.  Maybe if you're GOOD at listening to music that means you're good at FINDING THE GOOD in ANY music.  And thus GOOD listeners think it's good!  LET'S GO WIT HTHAT.  Okay.  What else is up.  Figure I'll enjoy trying to walk some more on painful foot.  It's not good but IF I CAN CONQUER FEELING PAIN IN FOOT WHILE WALKING I can conquer anything.  Ok.  Time for walk!  be back soon.

i don't feel so good

    Hey friends.  Gonna try to write 5 paragraphs in Fourty minutes. If it's up to Fifty minutes SOBE IT.  Anyway.  Got some coffee.  Got some Dr Pepper.  It's all working out great.  I dunno.  Maybe if you listen to ANY music 130 times in a row over the course of a month it'll start to sound Amateur hour.  Even if it's Professional Hour!  Can't say for certain.  Anyway looks like I'm probably gonna make it to Balanced Breakfast Lunch without having anything else to eat.  STILL COULD CHANGE MY MIND.  Don't think it's not POSSIBLE.  Ugh.  Maybe prepare myself for splitting turkey dinner into three.  Worse things could happen!  Also it'd probably fill me up enough for three meals!  And it'd be less calories!  NOW TAT I TINK ABOUT IT IT'S GREAT.  NO SOUP.  Split potato in HALVES.  Third meal without potato well that's easy HAVE SOME RUFFLES.  Even BETTER than potato.  It's like a potato but it's been fried and then ruffled.  Or ruffled and then fried.  Or it becomes ruffled naturally through the process of frying.  Gonna have to LTURQ at some point.
   Sure.  Four paragraphs to go!  Be reading HistoryBook while waiting for Amazon Fresh.  Wonder how that'll play out.  Probably won't really play out all that out of the ordinary!  It will be the same experience as Waiting For Delivery AND as Reading Chapter of History Book.  But just overlapped!  I don't think it's gonna cause any confusion or heightened difficulties or anything.  SHOULD BE FINE.  SURE I added small iced cream sandwiches to OTHER super market order coming on Friday.  I don't wanna AIM for having snacks but in situations like this morning IT'S POSSIBLE I'll want an iced cream sandwich.  AMAZING.  If I have balanced breakfast for lunch and then what would be lunch for dinner I'D BE LOSING WEIGHT EVEN FASTER.  Ugh.  HOW FAST MUST I LOSE WEIGHT.  TWO POUNDS A WEEK IS PRETTY VERY FAST ALREADY.  You IDIOTS.  What else do I have to say for 3 paragraphs.  I TINK I've covered all the important topics of the day.
   That's good.  RECOMMENDED potato side with turkey special is candied sweet potato. Or yam.  I don't know what they said exactly.  Either way NO THANKS.  I'll go with REGULAR yam.  Or sweet potato.  And if they can't swing that JUST GIVE ME A BAKED POTATO.  Hmm.  What is candied yam exactly.  I feel like I used to know that.  Oh.  Is it MARSHMALLOW?  I think it's TWO things.  And MARSHMALLOW is one.  Lemme LTURQ.  Sweet potato cooked in buttery sugary syrup.  WOW.  I don't think I've ever had that.  I TOHUGHT I'd had candied yam, and forgot what it was, but I'm gonna be honest-- I think I'd remember having Yam cooked in buttery sugary syrup.  You don't forget a thing like that!  MAYBE I NEVER HAD  IT.  Oh well.  THIS WEEK WILL NOT BE THE EXCEPTION.  Either just give me regular yam or a bowl of sugary sweet syrup.  ONE OR THE OTHER, I'm on A DIET.  ANYWAY what else is going on.  A MERE TWO PARAGRAPHS TO GO.
   Yeah!  Looks like progress on Marijuana has STALLED a bit.  They MAY NOT reach their goal of having a couple of dozen dispensaries open by New Year.  DANGIT.  Jut my luck.  I have to wait ANOTHER WEEK OR TWO after waiting my entire life.  I dunno about my entire life.  Let's say over a decade.  Okay Sure.  That's an entire PART of my life.  Huh.  Not sure what that means.  The good news is I got PLENTIES of time to write the next paragraph and a half.  WONDERFUL.  What kinda vegetable am I gettin with turkey dinner.  Maybe JUST CARROT.  They offer ya PEAS AND CARROT.  In the past I've said JUST GIMME THE CARROT and they've OBLIGED.  Also I said it through DAD.  I told HIM what to tell THEM.  DAD is the AARON to my MOSES.  AND THEY're... Jews?  Pharaoh?  Whose Moses trying to talk to.  I forget.  Probably has to talk to all sorts of people.  That'd be my guess.  Huh.  Only one paragraph to go.  Go figure!
   Okay.  Don't remember exactly what happens in Halloween Kills.  I remember not liking How Good Michael Myers Is At Not Dying When He Should Definitely Be Dying From A Lot Of What Happens To Him.  But besides that, THE PLOT?  IT ESCAPES ME.  What else is going on and crap.  I MAY get to choose light or dark meat of turkey.  In which case MY INSTINCT IS DARK.  Because I like being difficult.  Actually that's the opposite of difficult.  Everyone else going for white meat?  And I ask for dark?  They're gonna be like THIS IS GREAT we've been running out of light meat cause that's whate veryone gets.  THIS IS WORKING OUT WONDERFULLY FOR EVERYONE IT TURNS OUT.  Wonderful.  What's the difference between light and dark meat exactly.  WHITE MEAT COMIN FROM breasts and wings, DARK MEAT COMIN FROM THIGHS AND DRUMSTICKS.  Differently in terms of health but they each got some stuff goin for it.  I LIKE DRUM STICK TE BEST.  I've always thought because IT'S TE MOST FUN TO EAT but maybe it's because I like dark meat it turns out!  WOW. I'm gonna go take a walk now.  I'LL BE BACK LATER.  WOW!

Gonna Have To Look Into That

    Hey friends.  Another day down more or less!  Successful in diet.  Successful in watching Halloween Kills.  Successful in reading HistoryChapter!  I WAS WRONG.  I thought it was gonna be about Manifest Destiny!  IT WAS ABOUT INDIAN REMOVAL.  I guess they were manifesting SLIGHT destiny by going slightly west forcing the American Indians out.  But that ain't FULL FLEDGED destiny.  Also this is INDIAN CENTRIC framing.  Seems like they got the short end of the stick.  Which is BAD.  If you're dealing with a stick, you're gonna want AS MUCH STICK AS POSSIBLE.  If you got the short end NOT A LOT OF STICK FOR YOU TO WORK WITH THERE.  At least not COMPARATIVELY a lot.  Huh.  Divided turkey dinner into Twine.  PERFECT AMOUNT.  Not a lot of it even just splitting it into two.  LOVED TE AMOUNT OF EVERYTHING.  I CAN'T SPEAK ENOUGH OF HOW MUCH I LIKED TEH PORTION OF ALL THE ELEMENTS.  YEAH.  CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD became available out of nowhere just in time for finalizing tomorrow Super market.  YEAH.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Then presumably be awake for a while.  Then go to sleep!  Can't wait for tomorrow breakfast.  Let's hope it's Balanced.  Had balanced breakfast for lunch today.  IT WAS GREAT.  What else.  Was able to fit in eight walks DESPITE waiting around in afternoon for Amazon Fresh.  IN FACT no waiting around.  It came WHEN I WAS BUT A HALF PAGE AWAY from finishing ChapterBook.  Wouldn't have wanted to take a walk before I could anyway.  Am I comfortable with calling it ChapterBook.  Sure I am.  It's a book.  No question about that.  It's divided into chapters.  It's a Chapter Book!  I don't think this is up for debate.  ANYTHING is up for debate.  THAT'S THE COUNTRY WE LIVE IN.  I dunno.  If you WANNA debate me on that, fine, bring it!  I'm HAPPY to get into any debate I have A SLAM DUNK CASE for.  I'm gonna win this debate nine times out of ten!  Hmm.  What am I watching after this.  Got half a simpsons episode.  Then I think ONTO SOME TALES IN THE CRYPT.  Then TIME TO REST.
   Hmm.  Have I tried blockading myself into my room overnight by putting Chair in front of door?  That's an obstacle I can put in without really moving things around.  CHAIR IS ALREADY MOBILE.  Sure it's easily OVERCOME if I have to get through it.  But it just might help make the difference in stopping me from leaving room UNLESS there's an E-Mergency. I wanna make a joke by calling it the thing with the orange flavor liquid thing.  What am I thinking of.  I'm not 100% sold I'm thinking of anything.  It's possible there's absolutely nothing like what I'm imagining.  A LOT MORE LIKELY there's something UP TO 3/4ths KIND OF like waht I'm imagining.  Guess we'll never know.  Google is giving me a lot of hits for an energy drink called Emerge.  That's just a coincidence, though.  That's NOT what I was thinking of and it NEVER WILL BE.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Huh.  What kinda lunch we talkin tomorrow?  Let's say either ham sandwich or turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti.  Two leftover lunches from LAST week.  Gonna be honest-- ham sandwich is in the driver's seat as of now! WHY WOULD I BE DISHONEST ABOUT THAT.  I can't think of many motivations for misleading you about that sort of thing.  Hmm.  Got pizza.  That'd be a good breakfast.  LOOK would I get a kick out of Comprehensive Iced Cream sandwich and either COMPLETE or HALF A Pop Tart?  YES OF COURSE I WOULD I'M NOT SOME SORT OF CRAZY PERSON.  But there's BETTER more RESPONSIBLE breakfasts out there!  Hey has anything happened this entry yet.  Sure.  I called the book I was reading ChapterBook.  THAT'S TE HIGHLIGHT OF THIS ENTIRE WEEK.  Not far off. NOT... FAR... OFF.  What else is going on and crap. I TINK maybe next chapter is LEGIT about Manifest Destiny.  WE'RE DUE FOR SOME DESTINY being manifested.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Delightful.  Anyway.  I had my Dad act as a mouthpiece for me and ask Deli for a MIX of white and dark meat.  Which HE DID.  Then they called us an hour or two later (WE HAD TO PUT IN ORDER AHEAD OF TIME.  THIS IS IN CAPS BECAUSE it's IMPORTANT) to tell us they had no dark meat!  FINE.  I'll eat your dumb white meat.  I guess.  THIS STORY IS ON THE WEBSITE BECAUSE it's IMPORTANT.  Anyway.  WEBSITE IS ON THE INTERNET because NO ONE ELSE WOULD HAVE IT.  E-merg-ency.  That's a drink.  I'm not crazy.  I see commercials for it all the time (ON ELECTRONIC DEVICES).  Emergen-C.  I think it's a powder you pour into water.  NO WAY OF FINDING OUT.  Sure there is. I can read the, "HITS," I got while searching it just for another six or seven seconds.  NAH I AIN'T GONNA DO THAT.  Anyway.  That's it for tonight!  SOLID CHANCE tomorrow gonna be relatively good.  Don't give up on me yet!  GIVE UP ON ME AFTER TOMORROW, though, sure, that's fair.  Great.  See ya then.

-8:03 P.M.

Wednesday, December 7, 2022

Many Titles Left

    Hey friends!  9:09 AM!  Took walk early and then had ZOOM therapist for 10 minutes.  The good news is plenty of time to fit in everything for early part of day.  The bad news is not sure why that merited italics.  Hmm.  Had 200 calories of NightMight snacking.  Can make up 0-150 of it by having less/no sandwich side for when I have roast beef sandwich.  Probably have 50 calories worth of snack.  We're talkin 6-8 BBQ Pop Chips!  Dunno exactly.  CONFLICTING reports of how many calories are in BBQ Pop Chips.  Calorie report on Hard Copy Bag In Kitchen says it IN OUNCES not chips.  Oh well.  Either way, if I wanna count bonus 8th walk as bonus, that combined with saving 100 calories with chips MAKES UP 200 CALORIE.  Amazing!  Had delightful Classic Breakfast spin off of Iced Cream Cone and half a pop tart.  Hmm.  Lunch gonna be probably turkey bolognese.  Hmm.  FIFTEEN DAYS until Official Weigh In.  THEN I will loosen up diet halfway.  THEN after that I loosen up diet another halfway.  THEN WE STAY THERE for a while.  THEN I WIN.
   Sure.  Warnock won his race to remain Senator!  Great.  Biden gonna be getting judges like it's nobody's business!  Because IT IS nobody's business.  That's between HIM and HIS GOD.  Whomever that may be.  The point is I broke my No Twitter rule to keep track of Election Updates last night.  Also I don't really have a No Twitter rule because I check it a dozen and a half times a day anyway BUT JUST ONE ACCOUNT.  NEWS ACCOUTN.  GOTTA KNOW TE NEWS.  But it's still 1% of the amount of, "HITS," it'd be getting under normal circumstances.  WOW YANKS AND JUDGE REACH 360 MILLION DOLLAR DEAL for 9 years.  WONDER IF BIDEN NOMINATED THIS JUDGE.  Either way VERY high salary for a judge.  Seems kind of corrupt.  I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TINKING.  How many Money is he making YEARLY.  Well if it was 10 years that'd be 36 mill a year.  So OBVIOUSLY we know 9 years is MORE than that.  Let's LTURQ.  40 Mill a year.  HEY THAT CHECKS OUT.  36 / 9 is OBVIOUSLY 4.  WOW.
   Anyway.  Mets probably weren't gonna get him.  But now it's DEFINITE.  METS GOTTA BE GETTING ALL THE SUPER STARS.  What else is going on and crap.  Democrats gonna be in charge of ALL THEM committees in the senator.  It's gonna be AN EMBARRASSMENT of COMMITTEE RICHES.  Anyway.  SHOULD we consider trading one senator for 5 house members?  50/50 senate and 50/50 house?  My guess is YES.  Cause then we'd still have Senate for the most part and now we split the house.  YUO CAN'T SPLIT THE HOUSE. IT'S AN ODD NUMBER.  What is it, 535?  That's PRETTY odd I guess.  Is divisible by 5 though.  That's pretty normal.  So that's good.  What to listen to on walks today.  Finished New In Alternative yesterday.  Guess I could start a new playlist.  But WHAT.  Guess we'll never know.  We might know one day.  Probably even today!  Nice foggy day outside.  Not sure why I like the fog.  It's exciting!  Reminds me of Log Flumes.
   National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Lard Day and National Brownie Day.  Seems weird to celebrate Lard.  Seems normal to celebrate Brownie!  Hmm.  Lard.  Hmm.  They consider Lard healthy these days!  Healthy alternative to oil or butter!  GO FIGURE.  Wonder how much lard I've had in my life.  I can't pinpoint ANY lard at all.  But gonna assume I've had lard time and time again.  So that's good.  Guess I can listen to Rainy Night in Georgia on my walk.  Gotta remember that.  Okay.  I remember AS OF NOW.  Wonder when I'll stop remembering.  Could be at any point.  Eight Pop Chips is probably less than 50 calories.  Per my memory of how many calories and crap things are based on MORE INFORMATIVE calorie counts on bags IN TEH PAST.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Wonder what the gist of chapter six of USAHistory book will be.  POST Revolution, we know that.  OH.  I think they teased Things About Women the last sentence of Chapter V.  They were talking about groups Constitution left out.  And they were like AH, one of those groups was WOMEN.  End of chapter.  GOTTA IMAGINE that's a teaser for next chapter.
   Fifth chapter!  FIFTH PARAGRAPH I mean.  Watched a film on Shutter last night.  Good stuff!  Nothing special, but great at being nothing special.  If there's more films similar to this on Shutter I haven't watched, I'd be blessed!  Hmm.  Listened to new Brandon Benson album yesterday.  Pretty good!  I probably would enjoy it more on multiple listenings.  Get around to that later.  So that's good.  Figuring I'm having roast beef sandwich for dinner.  Turkey bolognese for lunch.  Sounds like one way to go about my life.  Hmm.  Didn't do no tablettime yesterday.  Was too busy with other things.  One would imagine.  Hmm hit a wall.  Got NOTHIN' to talk about.  CAN'T GET MY MIND OFF AARON JUDGE CONTRACT.  360 million?  THAT'S A MILLION FOR EVERY DEGREE THERE IS.  360 degrees possible IN PRACTICE I feel.  Theoretically you can do more degrees and it wraps around.  But I TINK in some regards only 360 degrees.  Could be WAY off.  Gonna get COFFEE now.
   YEAH.  Five paragraphs to go until WALK II.  Then I only have five more paragraphs in DayTime Day.  BASICALLY WE'RE MAKING GREAT PROGRESS INTO THE DAY AS OF EVEN NOW.  Huh.  HEY good news on my uncle.  He's made progress in recovery!  Not gonna go into specifics but its pretty promising.  WHY WON'T I GO INTO SPECIFICS?  Uncle/Nephew Privilege.  Can't divulge that info to the general public.  It's break STATUTES.  How much time do I have to write 5 paragraphs.  Oh I Don't Know A LOT?  Let's say Fourty Five minutes is more than enough all around.  Okay.  I just said it.  Do I have to say it again.  I don't think so!  I wouldn't see the point in that!  Oh okay good.  Now I can spend my energy elsewhere.  Hmm.  Not sure if having Bottle of soda in my room over night helped at all.  Obviously I still had some snack.  Could have prevented it from being more though!  HARD TO SAY.  Also WHY IS TIS HAPPENING AT ALL.  Hard To Say.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Amazing!  MAYBE have a 70 calorie Fiber One Brownie as sandwichside.  More calories!  But I get SOME MUCH NEEDED SWEET. Huh.  I got nothin' to say.  NOTHIN I TELLS YA. Don't got nothin to listen to on walks.  Got nothin to eat except for two small meals.  Got nothin great to watch on TV.  GOT NOTIN TO SHOWER TO.  Gotta read Chore book.  WHAT TE HELL.  Today is THE PITS.  Then again I'll get SOMETIN out of ALL THAT CRAP I JUST TALKED ABOUT.  Sure Glass Half Empty is ALL THOSE TINGS ARE CRAP.  But also Glass Half Full ALL THOSE TINGS AREN'T SO BAD.  LOOK Turkey Bolognese isn't gonna be hearty but it will be exciting to eat. I think it'll be tasty.  Been A WHLIE since I got it.  360 degrees?  What's the world record for How Many College Degrees Some Jerk Has.  SOME JERK NAMED BENJAMIN . Bradley Bol . ger BORN IN 1975 HAS 16 degrees.  Some 71 year old has 29 degrees.  I COULD DO THAT.  If I had the money, drive, and opportunity!  I COULD DO THAT.
   Hmm.  COULD I?  No.  I wouldn't wanna work hard enough to earn a degree in a year and a half Over And Over.  Which is WHAT IT'D REQUIRE.  Also at some point don't we run out of Subjects to get a degree in?  You can't earn a degree in the same subject multiple times.  ONLY SO MANY SUBJECTS IN THE WORLD WISE WORLD OF DEGREES.  What else is up.  Eighth paragraph!  Sweet deal.  The point is I have ONE degree.  Kinda feels like I have two.  I made it roughly 1/3rd into Some Other Degree.  Never finished though!  I dunno.  I GOT WHAT I NEEDED TO GET OUT OF IT.  GIMME THAT CREDENTIALS.  That's how I feel.  ROAST BEEF sandwich gonna be hearty.  .28 OZ instead of .25.  SOUNDS GREAT.  I guess.  I assume the 71 year old with 29 degrees is gonna get right to work when he's done earning degrees.  Put those degrees in practice!  Go through fourty different jobs for a year and a half at a time.  Otherwise WHAT'S THE POINT.  To LEARN for the sake of KNOWLEDGE.  I dunno.  Degree there for CREDENTIAL.  That's what you're going for!
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Hmm.  Got some glow in the dark tattoos or something in Frosted Flake box.  I looked into whether they could be use as stickers.  They can't! Got rid of them.  I don't need a tattoo.  What's the point.  Also Glow In The Dark would only help my enemies identify me at night.  I don't need predators seeing me at night.  What predators are operating at night.  Ya know, raccoons and stuff.  If they're operating at night, odds are they can see pretty well at night already.  FINE.  Doesn't mean I have to HELP THEM see EVEN BETTER.  Anyway.  Sure I'm scared of raccoons.  I rarely see em so I've had no opportunity to get used to them.  What else is going on and crap.  Lunch gonna be in roughly 3.5 hours.  That's good.  I guess.  What else is up and crap.  It's gonna be AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES of time I have between walks iii and iv.  Ugh.  It's AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES of options I have to listen to on upcoming walk.
   BAD riches.  SPOILS.  Spoils is synonym of riches.  To the victor goes the spoils.  Seems like spoils is bad.  To the loser goes the spoileds.  Victor gonna be getting Riches!  Should we go through National Food Of Tomorrow again.  Lard Day.  Brownie Day.  Lard sounds great.  Brownie sounds good.  Should we go through them again.  Maybe later.  Give it some time to rest.  Then RIGHT BACK AT IT a little bit later.  HEY I'm gonna guess I Stop getting 10 e-mails from Warnock Campaign every day now!  WHEW.  That was one of the mainest campaign e-mails I've been getting all year.  Amazing.  LOOK it was bad for Warnock that he had to defend his seat after only 2 years.  BUT, now that he's won, he's got AN ENTIRE SIX YEARS COMIN' UP.  That's more than the other senators elected in 2020.  They only got FOUR YEARS left as of Current Year.  SUDDENLY WARNOCK IS IN TEH DRIVER'S SEAT.  What driver's seat.  I DUNNO.  I was hoping YOU knew.  Anyway.  Time for walk!  Be back Soon!

i'm open to new titles

    Hey!  While I was gone The Mets signed a pitcher.  MIDDLE OF ROTATION PITCHER?  WOW.  Much more exciting than BACK of the rotation pitcher.  THIS SUCKER GOT OVER 20 CAREER WINS ABOVE REPLACEMENT.  That's a LEGIT MLB career right there.  Anyway, I dunno.  What did I listen to on recent walk.  ALT CNTRL playlist.  It's LIKE New In Alternative but DIFFERENT.  I can't PINPOINT the difference.  I think ALT CNTRL is EITHER more main stream than New In Alternative or more alternative.  IN A WAY more alternative to alternative is more main stream.  Depending on how you wanna define and interpret Alternative.  Or main stream.  So that's something to keep in mind.  I dunno about the rest of you guys but I ONLY GOT ONE STREAM.  There's no MAIN or MINOR streams.  I guess sometimes it sorta becomes two streams.  After lots of activity.  What's going on again.  RE-UPPING with comprehensive iced cream sandwiches tomorrow.  TEMS GOOD FOR BALANCE BREAKFAST.
   Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  Been wearing the same socks for over a week.  One of these socks got big hole in it.  Not sure why I'm keeping that sock let alone wearing it.  THIS SOCK HAS BEEN WITH ME THROUGH THICK AND TIN.  Not just gonna abandon a sock because it gets a hole in it. I STAND BY MY SOCKS.  I STAND ON MY SOCKS.  That sure is how standing works!  What else is crap.  What do I watch after shower after walk III.  MAYBE put on a The Simpsons.  That seems like a no brainer.  WAIT.  Maybe I try to find a SHUTTER film to give a shot.  THAT SEEMS LIKE A HALF BRAINER.  Also A No Brainer is GOOD because it's like this is so obvious you hardly even need a brain to figure it out.  HOWEVER I think MORE OFTEN THAN NOT if you're not using your brain at all YOU'RE GONNA MAKE TE WRONG DECISIONS.  If you're Doing A No Brainer YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA FUCK UP THIS SCENARIO.  The point is USE AS MUCH BRAIN as you feel like, that's your business.
   Three paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.  The LEAST I can do is wear socks so that hole is ABOVE foot.  Just shift the sock 180 degrees if the hole is on the Ball of my foot.  Cause that'd be uncomfortable!  I'd FEEL it while walking.  NOPE.  Shift sock 180 degrees.  Hole is on the top of the foot.  Don't feel uncomfortable at all in this scenario.  SO that's good.  WOW.  Fresh Direct now selling SUSHIS.  I can get A ROLL OR SOMETIN of sushi once a week.  THIS IS DELICIOUS And UP MY ALLEY in terms of Heartiness for lunches.  Now all I gotta do is PICK A SUSHI.  Also WAIT for sushi to come.  Also WAIT for appropriate lunch time to have the sushi.  A whole lotta waiting for maybe six minutes it takes to eat it.  OH WELL you gotta spend money to make money.  So that's good.  HEY only 2 more paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.
  Amazing.  How long do I have to write these 2 paragraphs.  I dunno.  Let's aim for twuenty minutes is much more than enough.  So that's good.  Probably would LIKE a balanced breakfast for lunch again.  But I GOTTA eat these lunches I already got.  Hmm.  I'll CONSIDER it.  Probably should err on the side of NOT doing it.  What erring on side.  Either I do it or I don't.  I'm gonna ERR ON THE SIDE OF MAKING The ARGUMENT TO MYSELF NOT TO DO IT LEADING UP TO WHETHER I DO IT OR NOT.  Oh.  That sounds pretty logical.  I got no problem with that.  What else is going on and crap.  EITHER WAY lunch gonna be in 2-2.5 hours.  WOW.  WHATTA JOY.  Hmm.  The point is now if the Democrats and Republicans in the senate have a Brawl Democrats gotta be favored.  I guess it depends on whether Kamala Harris would be participating.  Either way 51/50 is closer than 51/49.  If Dems have 51 seats then I don't think Kamala Harris is invited to the brawl.  HOWEVER if she is now it's 52/49.  But I DON'T THINK she is.  The point is LET'S HOPE IT DOESN'T COME TO BRAWLING.
   Then again... nah.  I'm gonna stick with my first instinct and say I'M AGAINST PHYSICAL BRAWLING.  Anyway.  One more paragraph.  Delightful.  Sure I'll try to enjoy Collection Completed at some point today.  I gotta plan it carefully so I get the most out of it as possible.  Tales In The Crypt episode.  That's what Collection Completed is!  Huh.  Guess I'm gonna stick with ALT CNTRL for walk the third.  No better alternatives (PUN ALERT) that I can think of.  Pun alert should come PRE-Pun.  Alerting you POST something is USELESS.  Except for driving the point home.  Maybe you didn't figure out Alternatives could be a pun.  Then when you read that it was a pun you realized it!  So you get SOMETHING out of it, even if it's not what ALERT presumably is trying to accomplish.  Hmm.  Guess that's it for now.  See ya tonight!

Getting Sick And Tired Of Lack of Quality Titles!

    Hey friends.  What's going on and crap.  Another productive day!  READ about Womens Issues of Early American History.  Early UNITED STATES history.  All in all it's not Early America.  America goes back aways!  UNITED STATES TOUGH, it's Early for that!  Anyway I LIKE THESE BLOOMER STYLES.  Ladies dressed in bloomers.  YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION.  Anyway, had turkey bolognese for lunch.  VERY not-so-hearty meal.  Basically just a not hearty amount of spiral pasta and PRESUMABLY some small clumps of turkey I wanna say bolognese.  But barely anything.  Either way AT LEAST IT'S LOW IN CALORIES ONE WOULD IMAGINE.  Also AT LEAST THAT IMAGINING IS PROBABLY ACCURATE IN THE REAL WORLD.  Huh.  Had roast beef sandwich and fiber berownie for dinner.  COLD roast beef. It was the wrong move!  Shoulda Hated up roast beef in microwave.  OH WELL TOO LATE NOW.  Probably shoulda done it even after taking the first bite or two and thinking too late now.  THEN it wasn't Too Late Now quite yet.  NOW it is.  I finished eating fourty five minutes ago.
    Huh.  Gonna go with Brown Rice SPICY Tuna Roll sushi for upcoming Sushi.  I feel like I don't like tuna in general but in the context of A Roll I CAN SEE ENJOYING THAT.  WHAT ELSE.  Watched a Tales In The Crypt or two!  Watched A Simpson or Just One Definitely Not Two.  In the middle of re-watching HALLOWEEN: THE ONE FROM I WANNA SAY 2018.  THINK WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP.  Basically at this point I wanna relax for a couple of hours, and then get real excited about going to sleep, because I will have breakfast soon after going to sleep.  YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.  MAYBE HAVE A BALANCED BREAKFAST.  Maybe I was too hasty to throw out glow in the dark tattoos from Frosted Flakes.  I didn't even register what it was a tattoo OF.  Tony The Tiger?  If I'm getting glow in the dark tattoos from a box of Frosted Flakes my Family Feud Guess is gonna be a NO BRAINER-- Tony The Tiger.  SECOND GUESS is just the outline of a standard shape for a couple of clustered together Flakes.  Maybe with some curves and lining DENOTING TEH FROSTED NATURE OF THEM.
   Hmm.  Took eight walks today!  NONE of them shortened because of Some Sort Of Active Shooter.  None shorter because of any sort of Passive Shooter, either.  So that's good.  The point is I'm closing in on being 3 days into Great Diet.  First day was a response to a lotta NightMight.  So let's say that cancelled itself out.  Last two days ALREADY LOST ABOUT HALF A POUND.  Will be MORE than half a pound once we include ALL of tonight.  Let's say theoretically at this point in my life I LOST HALF A POUND ALREADY FROM A FEW DAYS AGO. WOW.  And you all doubted me I assume.  Maybe you all believed in me.  THAT'D BE WEIRD.  What kind of jerks are you jerks.  Believing in me and whatknot.  That's just gonna put unneeded pressure upon myself.  Also it's just WEIRD.  GET AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR TRUSTING IN ME YOU CREEPS.  It's GROSS.  What else is going on and crap.  Should I try Having 2 liter bottle of soda in room overnight?  SURE.  I can try lots of stuff.  Well off my head that's the only thing I Can Think To Try.  But you get the idea.
   Penultimate paragraph of the night.  Next chapter of UnitedStates:TheBook gonna be about MANIFEST DESTINY.  They didn't use that phrase.  But they TEASED that it would be about westward expansion and whatknot.  I KNOW THE PHRASE MANIFEST DESTINY FROM PAST LIFE EXPERIENCE WIT HISTORY.  IS Manifest Destiny some sort of Drag name.  I think it's ONE OR TWO LETTERS away from being a GREAT Drag Name.  Destiny part is good.  MAN part could be funny.  IF ONLY WE C...  OH OK HOW ABOUT THIS.  Man'DRESSED (as) Destiny.  Because they're a man.  Dressed as Destiny.  Which IF it has to be a name is pretty clearly a feminine one.  Hmm.  Gonna have to think about that one. VEST?   Could that be a thing.  Anyway.  How about that.  Guess I'm pot committed to finishing this Halloween film.  And probably watching Halloween Kills after this.  I don't like how I painted myself into a corner by starting to watch things and now I have to continue watching them all the way through completion.  Hey that's life I guess.
   Last paragraph of the night!  Amazing.  Should I be reading a companion book to People'sHistory?  Look it's good to have People'sHistory but I'm concerned I'm not getting enough of Elite'sHistory.  IT'S ABOUT FINDING A BALANCE one would imagine.  Anyway.  Balanced breakfast would be The Tops but finishing the pizza I have would be a worthy alternative.  Gonna be low in calories!  Not that much pizza to it!  Also means that it Goes To Good Use.  So basically I CAN'T LOSE.  Unless if I have some third thing.  Not sure what that would look like.  Maybe a pop tart and a LESS HEARTY iced cream sandwich.  Man oh man now that I think about it that'd hit the spot.  Then again I've given myself a lot to think about.  Guess I'll watch Halloween coming up.  That's a good plan.  Then I dunno what to do.  Something else, probably!  Odds are against Doing The Same Thing Again and/or Doing Nothing Else Ever Again.  YEP.  That's it!  Sorry!  Be back tomorrow!  Sorry about that, too, I guess!  See ya!

-8:03 P.M.

Tuesday, December 6, 2022

Sweet Nice Title

    Hey friends!  Here a little late at 9:50 AM.  Should be able to fit in everything in early part of the day, but there WILL be some crunch time.  Also, I may only fit in 8 or 9 paragraphs for Act I!  To accommodate CrunchTime!  Either way not THAT bad.  DANGIT Had some NightMight snacks.  I went all day yesterday with no snacks.  Then about 300 calories at NightMight.  Gonna have one slice of pizza tonight instead of two to make up for it.  Is that kinda Obsessive?  SURE.  Sometimes ya GOTTA be obsessive if you want everything right!  Anyway, had variation of Classic Breakfast.  Iced Cream Cone and half a pop tart.  REALLY GOTTA START THE EGG WHITES.  Oh well tomorrow is another day.  Usually.  In my experience ALMOST ALWAYS is tomorrow another day.  Guess we can't say ALWAYS for SURE.  Anyway.  LUNCH gonna be ham sandwich, turkey meatloaf, or turkey bolognese.  EITHER WAY I CAN'T GO WRONG.  Maybe I can.  What do I know.
   Hmm.  Georgia Run Off is today.  What are the odds that Hershel Walker thinks the Run Off is some sort of race.  ONE IN THREE?  TWO IN FIVE?  Anyway.  I know we focus on stupid things Hershel Walker SAYS but we gotta imagine he THINKS even stupider things.  It's hard to get in his mind.  Gotta imagine there's SOMETHING going on in there AND IT AIN'T GOOD.  HERSHEL WALKER?  That can't be his name.  Hershel sounds like a Judaism name.  THIS GUY AIN'T NO JUDAISM.  Anyway.  I think we covered already that there's no National Food Of Tomorrow.  Lemme LTURQ just to be sure.  YEP.  Accurate.  WOW I just accidentally read one of the two National Foods of Tomorrow's Tomorrow and YOU'RE GONNA GET A REAL KICK OUT OF THIS ONE.  I know I did!  Anyway what else is going on.  Got some sprite.  Hmm.  I could have sandwich without sandwich side for lunch and then I'd be able to have 1.5 slices of pizza for dinner.  BUT THEN I GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH OTHER HALF BRAINIAC.  Hmm.  One slice for dinner could be hearty sicilian with lotta hearty vegetables like Oh I Don't Know MUSHROOM and maybe ONION.
   Great!  What else is up.  What am I listening to today.  Some more New In Alternative.  What am I reading today.  Chapter five of PeoplesHistory.  WOW.  After that I'm a solid 20% into the book.  Hmm.  Chapter 5 is presumably about American Revolution.  That seems to be where we left off at the end of chapter four!  So that's good.  I hope everything works out for them.  And by Them I MEAN THE BRITISH.  Huh.  What kinda stuff am I watching today on the television.  About a quarter way through episode 3 of Tales In The Crypt.  Gotta finish that episode at the very least!  Watch some The Simpsons.  Hmm.  Maybe watch a MOVIE or something.  I got lots of movies available to me for watching purposes.  Anything good happen this entry yet.  Sure.  We covered the important issues of the day.  Food and stuff.  Work on some TabletTime.  Maybe not A LOT.  Maybe just a LITTLE.  Maybe A LOT.  That narrows it down pretty well.  No it doesn't.  PLENTY of options besides a lot and a little!
   YEAH.  I think SANDWICHWISE I'd enjoy a sandwich for lunch today HOWEVER I wanna make the SandwichSide count because it's RARE I'll be having these kinda Sides.  And today NOT THAT 100% into having that side.  HMM THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  The good news is I only have to write seven more paragraphs for this act.  How much time do I have ideally.  Let's say fourty five minutes.  Seems pretty doable!  But not 100% definite.  Kristie Alley died!  Oh well.  She was famous for becoming fat at some point.  What a country.  I WONDER if I had Look Whose Talking on VHS.  I'd say 90% chance I DIDN'T.  Wow.  What a great story.  Hmm.  Finally getting tired of listening to my latest MusicThing.  Only took me about 120 cycles through the 7.5 minutes before I realized WAIT A SECOND THIS IS TERRIBLE.  Maybe not TERRIBLE but WAIT A SECOND THIS HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES NOW THAT I REALLY THINK HARD ABOUT IT.  Oh well.  Bound to happen!  Hmm.  Wrote some PHRASES on Tablet Time yesterday.  That's a very easy way to get started on writing lyrics.  Just write whatever dumb phrases come to mind.  It'll work itself out over time!
   WOW.  Fifth paragraph.  Then I got coffee coming my way.  Hmm.  Also I always knew the phrases trick but Jeff Tweedy gives pretty much the exact same advice in his book!  So basically me and Jeffrey Tweedy are SIMPATICO.  On the same page and everything!  JUST ABOUT EQUALS in terms of being able to write songs.  I'm using simpatico in not exactly right context.  I meant to say IN SYNC.  The real definition is WE GET ALONG.  BUT in my mind the real definition is SPECIFICALLY We Get Along BECAUSE We're In Sync.  So that's good.  It's not BAD.  Hmm.  Maybe I actually do some Rocksmith today.  Seems reasonable.  I've been pretty good at at least PLAYING some music A LITTLE bit each day.  Not much.  But SOMETHIN.  What else is going on and crap.  RUN OFF today.  I already said that.  I talked about how Hershel Walker doesn't know what it is.  Oh.  Right.  Genius!  I'm gonna go get coffee now!  Got about 35 minutes to write the rest of the act.
   GREAT.  Getting better at doodling SLOWLY BUT ... not surely.  Getting better at it SLOWLY but NOT QUICKLY.  So that's good.  Look is 90% of my doodlign stick figures so far YES.  But some of the stick figures DO have two dimensional bodies.  So they're not technically STICK figures.  Also sometimes they have CURVY line bodies.  So they're HALFWAY stick figures HALFWAY not.  Either way DIFFERENT SHAPE EYES.  Sometimes lies for eyes, sometimes shapes, sometimes several conjoined lines BUT NOT ENCLOSED.  Shape gotta be enclosed, right?  Seems right.  Anyway.  I dunno.  Figure I'm having pizza tonight.  Roast beef sandwich tomorrow.  THEN when we get DELI on Thursday I'm gettin' SPECIAL TURKEY DINNER with THE WORKS.  POTATO, VEGETABLE, STUFFING... THE WORKS.  Divide that crap into TWINE.  WOW WHAT A GREAT STORY.  Yep.  Guess I only gotta write four more paragraphs now.  In about 30, 35 minutes I'll give myself.
   Huh.  Got ZOOM therapist appointment tomorrow.  I like ZOOM appointments.  Never pleasant in hospitals.  Being around people who know you're there because you got some sort of psychiatry problems.  It's embarrassing!  I feel LESS THAN when in a situation where it's implied I Got Problems.  On ZOOM all I see is therapist and nobody else judging me.  ALSO I'm from the COMFORT of my own home so it's not as intense with Therapist JUDGING ME and whatknot.  Can't explain it that well.  SUFFICE TO SAY Zoom appointment is a lot more pleasant than IN PERSON therapist appointment.  So that's good.  Pretty worried that TabletPen will get bent or something at some point.  Not like telling some jerk HEY GET BENT.  But like the point of the pen getting bent and no longer working.  THAT sort of Get Bent.  Also what does Get Bent mean.  Gotta mean something.  Is it a sex thing.  Bending yourself for sex?  Lemme LTURQ.  I DUNNO.  COULD MEAN THAT.  Either way only 3 more paragraphs to go!
  Huh.  Maybe I have a balanced breakfast for lunch.  That'd make up 200 of the 300 calories I ate over NightMight.  ALSO it would get me started on Egg Whites.  Hmm.  Something to consider I guess.  SURE that'd leave me One Meal Over going into next Super Market delivery.  But that's not a big deal all in all!  Just get one meal LESS for next week.  Hmm.  Something to think about for sure!  What else is going on and crap.  Two and a half more paragraphs to go for Act I!  Been enjoying New In Alternative this time around.  Mostly songs I haven't heard before!  GOOD UNS.  I was reading something about Current Music and I get the sense that maybe a lot of it is INFLUENCERS.  People get famous on the internet and then they get record contracts or something.  COULD BE not that many people.  COULD BE a lot of people!  Either way NOT SURE I LIKE THAT.  I guess Music Artists gotta come from SOMEWHERE.  Why not INFLUENCERS.
   Anyway.  Maybe someone goes into Influencing BECAUSE they ultimately want a record deal.  Even if an influencer isn't totally the musician in the band, if they take music SERIOUSLY that's at least SOMETHIN.  What else is going on and crap.  Gotta imagine there's counter-influencers out there.  They post clips of Influencers and then tell everyone why that guy is WRONG.  Hmm.  I guess Counterinfluencers can just take things and tell you not to use or purchase them.  BUT TEN WHERE'S HE GETTING HIS REVENUE.  From THE COMPETING brands.  He disses NIKE?  He's getting paid by REEBOK.  Oh makes sense.  Hmm.  Guess I'm gonna make it to 10 paragraphs for Act I after all.  So that's good.  Is ANYONE happy with Influencers.  Gotta imagine if you polled people are you happy that that there are influencers NOBODY is on board with it.  Influencers MUST have followings.  Followers are on board.  GREAT I HOPE IT ALL WORKS OUT FOR THEM.
   Last paragraph!  Hmm.  Maybe have balanced breakfast for lunch, then ONE slice of pizza and APPETIZER OF CLAMS for dinner.  That'd make up the 300 calories for NightMight.  PLUS I got a slightly heartier dinner.  PLUS I eat some Egg White.  SOUNDS LIKE A SLAM DUNK IF YOU ASK ME.  Hmm.  Then again JUST EAT TURKEY BOLOGNESSE. Get one hearty slice for tonight.  SOUNDS LIKE A SLAM DUNK IF YOU ASK ME.  Hmm.  The point is I forget.  I'll figure out what to do regarding Eating Today.  Whatever happens'll happen.  HEY pretty warm out there today.  I don't hate it!  I wore winter jacket on first walk and I don't REMEMBER being too warm but in retrospect PROBABLY SHOULDA BEEN.  HOWEVER I WASN'T.  So that's good.  Dad said it's raining in Georgia today specifically in Republican Places.  BETTER LTURQ.  Just googled Raining In Georgia.  There's a song called RAINY NIGHT IN GEORGIA.  WHAT ARE TEH ODDS.  Seems like a popular song too.  Not just Totally Random.  HEY I'm gonna go take a walk be back soon. 

so it would seem

    On wikipedia it says Rainy Night In Georgia was ranked #498 on 2004 edition of Rolling Stone's top 500 songs.  Then if you look it up WAIT NO IT ISN'T.  Either way LEGIT POPULAR MUSIC SONG.  Anyway.  Maybe influencers have a lot to contribute to the music industry, I dunno!  Maybe most new music is legitimate artists, I dunno!  Maybe influencers ARE legitimate artists, I dunno!  Either way WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON and crap.  Ideally write these 5 paragraphs in 35 minutes at most.  Whatever it is'll be fine though.  AS LONG AS IT'S NOT MORE TAN FOURTY MINUTES.  Hmm.  Gonna have balanced breakfast for lunch.  Not SURE how much pizza I'll have for dinner!  We'll see how much I feel like THEN.  Anyway.  Gotta imagine influencers are better at music than me.  Influencers are TALENTED somehow.  They get a bad WRAP but on some level they're Pretty Good At SOMETHIN to be successful at this.  So that's good.  I guess.  What else is up.
   Four more paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  Was REALLY paying attention to the first 2 Tales In The Crypt last night.  MORE THAN EVER.  I owe it all to being off Twitter.  Well I owe maybe 2/3rds to 3/4ths of it to being off twitter.  So that's good.  Is that Progress?  Going from twitter to Tales In the Crypt?  Hard to say.  Plusses and minuses to both activities.  Huh.  Frosted Flakes gonna be FRESH AS FUCK.  This box ain't open at all.  LET ALONE the Bag Within The Box.  Gotta try to open bag carefully.  90% of the time I open packages like this I open Bag Inside Box TOO Haphazardly and then it gets bulky around the middle and you can't close the box completely.  GOTTA LEARN HOW TO OPEN FOODSTUFF BAGS BETTER.  Good.  It's good to have things to work on I guess.  Hmm.  Probably get Dad to help me cut my hair within the next few weeks.  It's GOOD because I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.  Gotta stand there for a while. While my Dad is all up in my business.  Scalp Business.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Sweet.  Think I got blueberry eggo in store for today.  That'll be fun.  Not as EXCITING as cinnamon toast eggos but GOOD and Dependable and A CLASSIC.  Can't wait to taste them blueberries.  Hmm.  How much toasted should I toast eggo.  I think for today err on the side of Too Toasted than Not Toasted Enough.  Let's have some fun with it, that's what I say!  Hmm.  Egg white portion I got is pretty big.  Even a third of this is pretty good!  Hmm.  Guess I can get 2 Hearty Topping'd Sicilian Slices today and have like 1 and a third of them for dinner and 2/3rds of one for breakfast later on.  Hmm. L emme crunch them calorie numbers... Sounds like I'm WINNING on calories and it also seems REASONABLY FILLING for a dinner and/or the breakfast.  Huh.  Go figure!  OK.  Anyway what else is up.  It's HEARTY because there's MUSHROOM and ONION.  What other kinda Minimal Calorie Hearty can I add.  PEPPERS OR SOMETHING?  I DUNNO ABOUT THAT.
   Two paragraphs to go!  Plenty of time to do them and whatknot more or less.  So that's good.  Huh.  I guess seven or eight walks today.  Aim for seven!  Might go for eight if I feel like it!  AMAZING.  Anyway.  It'd be a real bummer if Warnock loses in Georgia.  Then again it'd be a real joy if Warnock wins in Georgia!  ONE OF THESE WILL HAPPEN.  No middle ground where Nothing Happens.  GOTTA WIN OR LOSE.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  EXACTLY one bowl of Frosted Flakes.  That's the amount I wanna eat!  That's the amount of calories I wanna consume!  Basically it's a SLAM DUNK to have one bowl of Frosted Flakes.  WHAT TE HELL IS THIS WEBSITE EVEN.  Basically me razzing Influencers.  BUT THEN AGAIN I WANT THE INFLUENCERS TO LIKE ME.  I can't go FULL ON RAZZ because I WANT TO LEAVE SOME GROUND for us to feel good with each other.  Because that's the kind of guy I am or the kind of world we live in or something like that!
   Last paragraph of Daytime Day.  Hard to say what I'll watch first on TV today.  SIMPSONS is a strong option.  VERY strong.  What episode do I got coming my way.  LAST EXIT TO SPRINGFIELD.  Where Homer becomes Union President.  OH GREAT.  I can imagine some jokes from that episode and I can picture myself getting a kick out of them.  So that's pretty good.  WAIT.  Rainy Night In Georgia IS #498 in SOME version of Rolling Stone top 500 songs.  WHICH YEAR VERSION TOHUGH.  Weird.  Some HITS for 2004 have it THAT YEAR and some hits for 2004 IT'S NOT ON THERE.  Either way.  We learnt something important.  Rainy Night In Georgia is a song that a lot of people have good feelings about.  ESPECIALLY in the years leading up to 2004.  Perhaps CULMINATING exactly in 2004.  So that's good.  WELP that's it for now.  I'll be back tonight.  PRESUMABLY with 1-3 worthwhile jokes that make the entry PRACTICALLY ALMOST CLOSE TO VAGUELY WORTH READING.  WOW!  See ya then.

Well See Ya later

    Hey friends!  Cut last walk short.  I was walking down THE STREET and my Dad called me and said there's a guy with a gun around Queensborough College and THE STREET I was walking down WAS VERY MUCH HEADED IN THAT DIRECTION.  So I turned around and went home!  ONLY WALKED FOR 20 minutes instead of 30.  On the plus side though AVOIDED GUN VIOLENCE.  So that's good!  Had delicious balanced breakfast for lunch and around 1.67 slices of pizza for dinner.  REGULAR SLICES that had been garlick'd, mushroomed, and onionized.  SURE I wanted sicilian.  And I would have had 1.33 for dinner and .67 for a breakfast. THEY GAVE ME REGULAR SLICES.  WHAT DUMMIES.  I ate as much as I wanted for dinner BUT IS TE REST ENOUGH FOR A BREAKFAST?  I dunno.  WHAT DUMMIES.  On the plus side though ESCAPED GUN VIOLENCE by the skin of my teeth.
   Hmm.  Voting Results coming in now.  That's too stressful to keep up with while writing these paragraphs.  Also WHEN DOES IT END.  I can check once and then that info is OBSOLETE four seconds later.  Either have to check again or Just Give Up On The Entire Enterprise.  Might as well give up from the start.  That way I conserve my time and energy for other things.  Like this!  Gort... wait what.  I started typing something and then got distracted and then I came back and apparently I started with GORT.  Hmm.  What could I have started saying that starts with GORT.  GORT>..EX?  GORTEX?  Only thing I can think of.  And even TAHT might mean nothing.  I TINK it's a George Costanza thing.  Oh.  It's a Real Life Thing, too.  But it's TWO WORDS.  Gor TEX.  Or maybe it's GOR Tex.  I dunno where to stress the syllable.  The point is hmm.  GORTHAM.  That's where Batman is from.  BATMAN FIGHTS CRIMINALS IN GORTHAM.
   Three paragraphs to go!  What have I watched today.  Some Tales In The Crypt and some The Simpsons!  Read REVOLUTIONARY WAR chapter of People'sHistory.  WOW.  America won the war IN A MATTER OF PARAGRAPHS.  I was surprised at how quick and easy it was!  That's a relief TO THE CONTINENTAL CONGRESS.  Huh.  Anyway.  Took EIGHT walks today.  Sure it turned out to be 7 and 2/3rd walks but IN SPIRIT it was eight walks.  Huh.  Gotta get up early to take First Walk before I got ZOOM  Therapist appointment.  Hmm.  What to watch tonight.  I could put on AN ENTIRE (Horror?) Movie!  I like the sound of that.  Really GET INTO it.  Get into what.  THE THING.  Watching a film.  Get into THAT.  Huh.  What kinda meals I got going on for tomorrow.  AIM for balanced breakfast.  No reason NOT to.  I LOVE balanced breakfast.  It just seems like too much of a hassle IN PRACTICE.  Sure toasting the eggo and microwaving the egg is most of the work.  But POURING the cereal is THE REAL KICKER.  SO MANY STEPS.  Gotta GET the box.  GET the bowl.  POUR CONTENTS FROM ONE INTO THE OTHER (but IN WHICH DIRECTION?).  Either way ENJOYED IT AS LUNCH.  I'd ENJOY IT AGAIN imminently.  GORT... GORT,... Look GORT must have been a typo or something.  Nothing starts with, "Gort!"
   Penultimate paragraph of the night.  WELL I can type in Gort to google.  See what that turns up.  Oh well OBVIOUSLY now gor tex is coming up because I just googled it.  I CORRUPTED GOOGLE.  OFF TO YAHOO I GO. Oh. Gortons Fisherman.  The Folks who make Frozen Super Market Fish products.  Guess maybe I was about to talk about Fish Sticks.  Huh.  Never had fish sticks as a child.  OR as an adult.  But, ya know what?  I'd be, "Down," for some fish sticks.  VERY much, "Down."  Hmm.  Wait.  Is Gorton THE Fisherman?  That's not what grammar would have us believe.  Gorton's Fisherman.  GORTON OWNS THE FISHERMAN.  Lemme LTURQ.  I'm confused.  Maybe THE LOGO ITSELF is called Gorton's Fisherman. And the fisherman ISN'T GORTON.  Gorton might be the company spokesman.  In which case I can KIND OF see Gortons parading this jerk around and THEY OWN HIM in some respects.  I dunno.  What else is going on.  ONE MORE PARAGRAPH TO GO.
   Huh.  I dunno.  Figured out maybe a way to stop from NightMight snacking.  USUALLY snackmighting corresponds with REFILLING delicious and hearty SODA at night.  WHAT IF I take a bottle up with me TO STORE IN MY ROOM overnight.  That way I can wake up, wanna consume SOMETHING, just go with some room temperature, "Pop," and CALL IT A DAY.  AND THEN DO IT 3 MORE TIMES LATER ON BUT JUST AS SUCCESSFULLY.  Worth a shot I guess.  Hmm.  ALT breakfast-- probably most appealing one!-- is Iced Cream Cone with half a pop tart.  THEN TEHRE'S ALWAYS TE PIZZA.  Not sure what the amount of pizza I got left over is gonna look like In The Morning.  MAYBE it's enough for a breakfast WE CAN'T SAY FOR SURE as of now.  Sure we can.  I can look at it Right Now and determine if it's even possible it could be a breakfast.  MAYBE LATER.  I got several more sentences to wrap up here and then I can move onto the next daily activity. Oh okay I'm done now.  GREAT.  See ya TOMORRY.

-8:01 P.M.

Monday, December 5, 2022

This Is Going To Be fine

    Hey friends!  9:28 AM!  I'll be able to fit in four walks and everything in early part of day AS I LIKE.  On external keyboard.  I didn't like it at first, but I'm getting used to it!  I'd sacrifice a loose DOWN key for a 10% Of The Time Malfunctioning Shift Key.  Also DOWN KEY pretty much popped back into place.  I bet I could use it if wanted to!  Anyway.  Had a lot of NightMight snacking last night, BUT, could be good.  Led me to think if I just don't have any snacks or beer the next day, that counteracts all of it.  And I was like sure I can do that.  I eat three meals a day.  Good sized meals.  LOTS OF PEOPLE that'd be enough.  And then I felt if I could do it ONE day why not ALL DAYS.  So there's about 4 weeks left to the year.  Gonna REALLY TRY to not having anything other than the 3 meals.  No snacks, no beer!  If I can't stop myself from eating snacks at NightMight WITH eating snacks during day, how will I do it WITHOUT.  I dunno!  Gonna try, though!
   Figure if I legit accomplish that, I'd lose probably around 6-8 pounds.  Possibly as low as 4 or 5!  Wouldn't shock me!  Maybe as high as 9?  I dunno!  Either way one deadline is January 1st but I also got Official Endocrine Appointment Weigh In I TINK in 3 weeks and three days.  New Years Day is arbitrary deadline.  Official Weigh In is more relevant in my mind!  Either way, I dunno.  It SEEMS doable.  Dad's gonna wonder why I stop getting snacks though for a few weeks.  Then I'll tell him.  Then he'll cease wondering.  OH SOUNDS GOOD.  Anyway.  Then loosen up diet for a few months and lose some more weight.  Then be at ideal weight perhaps corresponding with The End Of Superwinter.  Hmm.  What do I got for lunch today.  Chocolate Chip Pancakes it would seem.  Already had the bonus half over NightMight.  Now I just got 1.5 left.  IF I wanna save it and have Savory Lunch, what choices do I got.  Turkey bolognese, turkey meatloaf, ham sandwich, roast beef sandwich.  OH SOUNDS GOOD.  Lambed Chops for dinner.  AMAZING.
   Third paragraph.  Per my calculations I'd be losing just around 2 pounds a week.  BUT MY CALCULATIONS COULD BE FAULTY and/or BASED ON WRONG INPUTS.  It could be the FORMULAS that are wrong or it could be the VARIABLES that are wrong.  Anyway, what else is up.  Anything new in the news.  Probably.  Some sort of OLYMPICS coming up.  Lemme LTURQ.  2024 olympics in PARIS, FRANCE.  WOW.  That's exciting!  I'm interested in seeing some Paris, France Sports Coverage.  I'M NOT JOKING AT ALL.  Dunno what it is about Paris France, specifically in the context of hosting sports, but IT SOUNDS LIKE A SLAM DUNK.  Anyway watched episode II of SHAQ last night.  Good stuff!  Turns out he's a good person at basketball.  Hmm.  What kinda music was I listening to on walk.  Mostly my own.  Oh.  Too bad.  I was hoping I'd listen to GOOD stuff.  Anyway.  Ultimately, how much will I have gained since last Endocrine Weigh in which was around September 8th or 9th or something.  My guess is, if I succeed in not having snacks, I'll have gained maybe around -2 to 4 pounds.  PROBABLY 0 to 4 pounds gained.  But it's remotely possible I will have lost a pound or two.  WOW.  I'd settle for gained 2 or 3 pounds.  I'd settle for gained 4 pounds!  WOW.
   Fourth paragraph.  Whatta read during Between Shower And Walk IV.  Maybe nothing.  Definitely gonna read a chapter of PeopleHistoryUSAUSAUSA.  Gonna read some Jeff Tweedy AT SOME POINT.  Either way, I dunno.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Nothing.  No foods for December 6th.  Also, spoiler alert?  No foods for December 7th!  Is that D-Day or something.  It's not Pearl Harbor Day.  I feel like we celebrated that a few weeks ago.  Or maybe it was the other way around.  Could just be wrong completely.  Let's LTURQ.  D-Day is June 6th.  KIND OF like December 7th.  Just one day off in numbers.  And June is The December Of The Middle Of The Year.  Huh.  What's December 7th IF ANYTHING.  OH GOOD IT IS PEARL HARBOR DAY.  OH.  The day from a few weeks ago I was thinking of was JFK Assassination Day. SO I WAS RIGHT IN TEH END.  Good.  Better than being Wrong in the end.  NOT AS GOOD AS BEING RIGHT IN THE BEGINNING AND MIDDLE.
   Fifth paragraph!  Jeez.  Wrote four paragraphs in 13 minutes.  I'm not proud of it.  Wait Yes I Am.  Hmm.  Haven't heard any update about my Uncle in a few days.  I guess that's good news.  Kinda bad news!  Means he's still alive.  But also I would guess it means he's still in hospital.  Hmm.  Guess I'll just have to wait and see.  Read history books from Uncle a couple months ago but current history book he wouldn't like.  He's CONSERVATIVE for some reason.  This book is NON-Conservative.  Oh well.  Not sure why or how he's conservative.  I imagine it's economic issues.  Never appeared overtly A Bad Guy on social issues.  Never really talked about it with him though.  I think I'd get the impression if he was some sort of Jerk on social issues, though.  Never got that impression!  Anyway what else is up.  Coffee after this paragraph.  Amazign!  My dad is at the bank!  Amazing!  Well I guess let's do that now.
   OH NO.  Endocrine appointment is in only 2.5 weeks!  TANGIBLY that means nothing but I was hoping to get as low as possible in weight for that. OH WELL.  Now I'll be forced to have more context of where I weigh in middle of the month.  Halfway through PRESUMABLE Significant Diet Portion Of Diet.  What else is going on and crap.  The point is MY DAD CAME BACK FROM TE BANK WITHOUT ME REALIZING.  Oh well such is life.  Not happy not knowing what to listen to on walks.  I can only listen to myself so much.  Not sure if that's accurate.  I can listen to myself forever and ever.  Just won't LIKE it.  Anyway.  How many episodes do I got left in Tales In The Crypt Last Season.  I'm gonna say FIVE.  YEP FIVE I KNEW IT.  Kind of a genius when it comes to things like that.  Hmm.  If I do Perect Diet for the next 2.5 weeks, I ESTIMATE I'd presumably ideally lose about 5 pounds.  AGAIN could be off significantly one way or the other.
   What else is up.  I dunno what I weigh.  Could easily be between 135 and 142 or so.  My guess is I'd Say 138-140.  Not sure if that's a conservative or liberal guess.  Not sure if it's flat out logic-based, or influenced by feelings of Hope or Pessimism.   Whatever it is, that's my guess!  SEVENTH PARAGRAPH.  The point is I have more than half the amount of lamb chop left for tonight.  Had one of the 3 lamb chops completely and cut off half of the MAIN PART of a 2nd lamb chop.  Then I realized hey some bonus meat on the bone that I wasn't considering.  So that'll be good.  SEE I still great Great Fun breakfasts lunches and dinners.  Not small ones or anything.  REGULAR.  THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.  What else is up.  How much time do I have ideally to write the next 3 paragraphs.  Let's say 25 minutes'll be more than enough time.  Okay.  25 minutes'll be more than enough time.  WHERE DO I COME UP WITH THIS STUFF.
   Amazing.  Figure I'm aiming for 7 walks today.  Great.  Probably can fit in 8 walks these days if I really tried.  Hmm.  Lemme think.  Nah.  Too much crunch time.  Maybe on occasion if I really felt like it.  What else is going on and crap.  Was comfortable HEATWISE on my walk.  We're talkin I wore winter jacket and spiffy hat and that did the job just right.  Not too warm, not too cold.  Anyway.  What's the moral of the Goldilocks Fairy Tale exactly.  I can think of a few things that Goldilocks was doing wrong but nothing specifically that you'd have to teach kids.  Don't mess with bears.  Kids know that.  Don't break into houses and eat soup.  That's a no brainer.  Either way kinda feels like in most telling of Goldilocks she's got it coming.  Never a real sympathetic figure AT LEAST THAT WAS MY IMPRESSION.  If anything I feel bad for the bears!  SOMEONE ATE THEIR PORRIDGE.  HOW TERRIBLE.
   Two paragraphs to go.  How long are we putting Pancake in oven.  Maybe check it at 20 minutes, 25 minutes, 30 minutes!  Can't see wanting to leave it in past 35 minutes.  Either way what fun.  Resume NEW IN ALTERNATIVE playlist.  That's something I can do.  I like Alternative music.  Hate Alternative to Alternative music.  You know AltAltCore.  Hmm.  Now I wanna hear some AltAltCore.  Maybe it's UP TO ME to start AltAltCore.  Gonna have to think about that one.  Could be good.  I'll have to remember to do that.  I like how CORE became a generic suffix to genres of music just like GATE became a suffix for political scandal.  I assume Core started out as Hardcore.  I assume Gate started out as a reference to the 1989 Horror film THE GATE.  The Gate is from 1987.  Yeah. THAT The Gate.  I was talking about some other The Gate.  Anyway.  There is a The Gate II from 1990.  I was thinking about when that was in production.  When I was talking about The Gate from 1989.  I was CLEARLY talking about the process of the production of The Gate II.
   Hmm.  Maybe I start up watching a Drama TV Show Presumably I've Watched Before.  I wanna re-watch DUCKMAN.  That's not Drama.  Is it available even?  Feels like I watched it on YouTube for free several years ago MOST LIKELY during Pandemic Quarantine.  Looks like they're all on youtube!  Hmm.  I don't wanna watch that.  Wanna watch REGULAR LIVE ACTION things.  Not CARTOONS.  Unless it's THE SIMPSONS.  They're the exception that proves the rule.  Hmm. I could easily start bending the rules and being like ok I'll have SMALL amount of snack.  But I don't wanna.  I wanna GO FOR IT.  DIET TO THE MAX.  So that's good.  Apparently my New Years Revolution will be to DIET LESS.  Anyway.  New Years Revolution.  makes sense.  Each New Years IS accurately described as A Revolution.  Hmm.  AND EACH TIME AROUND THE SUN is accurately described as A Resolution.  Not sure about that one.  Either way I'll be back in a little bit.

barely even started

    Hey friends.  ANOTHER 30 MINUTES I DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING.  Well I drank some coffee.  Also I chewed some gum.  But my HEART is in the right place.  Anyway.  Gonna work out just fine.  Get down a good weight by NEW YEAR, relax diet, get to perect weight right as SuperWinter is gonna be over at May 1st.  What exactly is SuperWinter.  It's that special five months a year where I Will Do Some Creative Productive Thing One Way Or Another.  Hmm.  Five days into December.  What have I accomplished so far.  I started TabletTime.  Got a few good notes on that.  At this rate I will not accomplish anything substantial but I'm just getting started!  Also Getting all the way to ideal weight.  That ITSELF is a supplemtary goal of SuperWinter. Not merely a coincidence that it's going on in SuperWinter.  IT'S PART OF THE DEAL from the gitmo I feel.  Anyway.  Four more paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.
   Sure.  Got some sprite going.  Tasted a bit too sour.  Not sure what's going on with this sprite.  Probably nothing.  Probably something going wrong WITH ME.  Oh no that doesn't sound good.  Maybe something going RIGHT.  It's GOOD that it tastes too sour.  That's my body's way of telling me STAY CLEAR OF THIS SPRITE.  COULD BE BAD FOR YA.  Hmm.  Lemme take another sip to see how that goes.  YEP.  A BIT TOO TANGY.  Not sure what's the deal with that.  Is it related to having Coffee at the same time?  PROBABLY.  But I do that all the time and it's never caused a problem before.  Hmm.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  When is lunch.  2.5-3 hours.  Oh okay good.  People wait that amount of time to eat ALL THE TIME.  Nothing especially difficult there.  I feel like there will be 2 more episodes of SHAQ.  Better LTURQ.  YEP.  Four part all the way around.  ALREADY SEEN TWO.
   Three paragraphs to go!  How about that.  What else can I think about during the day.  IDEALLY I stop thinking about food!  That'd be pretty interesting.  Gotta think about something else SUPERWINTER CREATIVITY PRODUCTION.  Oh okay.  Let's get started on that.  WHAT KINDA CREATIVE TING AM I TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH.  Dunno yet.  MUSIC?  Yeah that sounds about right.  LET'S GO WITH THAT.  AltAltCore music.  Hmm.  Where to start.  Maybe start with playing some Rocksmith.  That'll teach me BAD though.  I'll learn how to play guitar on delay.  That's COUNTERproductive.  Nah.  I think it's SUPERproductive.  I will learn guitar in a UNIQUE way leading me to play UNIQUE WAY which is AT TE HEART of AltAltCore music.  Oh okay sounds good.  I'll do that later today.  I guess.  It's not IMPOSSIBLE.  Can't do it in evening.  Dad is teaching!  Wasn't gonna wanna do it in that time period anyway.  GOOD then it's settled.  I WON'T do it then.  I MAY do it at other points.  PROBABLY will try for 10 minutes then get tired.  Oh well I gave it my best shot.  Tomorrow is another day!
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day. Hmm.  How much time do I have to write these 2 paragraphs.  Twenty minutes should be more than enough all around arbitrarily.  Huh.  Maybe I should listen to new music these days.  Get my Music Creativity muscles INFUSED with consuming Stuff New And Exciting.  HMM WHERE TO START.  Gonna have to consult internet on that.  I'll get to that later presumably.  Lotta good music out there just waiting to be discovered!  I dunno.  Entry not good so far.  ENTIRE MONTH not good so far.  Hey we got a lot of time to turn it around.  I could even start GRADUALLY.  If I start Turning It Around say Tonight, I don't have to reach Full Speed Ahead In Other Direction for another WEEK, WEEK AND A HALF.  It'll happen naturally I feel.  Turning around.  Something like that, I dunno.  I hope this new years the Earth doesn't start revolutioning in the wrong direction.  I feel like that'd be bad.  Keep going clockwise!  Or counterclockwise!  How do we conceptualize Earth going around sun.  Clockwise or counterclockwise.  Lemme LTURQ.  COUNTERCLOCKWISE in relationship to the view above Sun's North Pole.  WOW you learn something new every paragraph.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Is tomorrow Georgia Run Off.  Feels like it is.  Can't go by Feeling alone, though.  Gotta confront the cold hard facts.  YEP IT SURE IS.  That'll be fun.  Sure seems like I'm gonna have chocolate freedom pancakes for lunch.  No real impulse to have anything else.  Amazing.  LOOK these pancakes are generally okay but the worst part is how the chocolate chips are all bunched up in the center.  Perimeter is very low in chips!  Center is very dense with them! Sounds like these pancakes AREN'T generally okay.  I dunno.  I still ENJOY em.  But they could be vastly improved with just minimal effort.  SHOULD I bring this up to them when we order next?  No!  I shouldn't!  I don't even talk to them, my Dad does!  Should HE bring it up to them?  No!  He shouldn't!  Then they'd spit in my pancake batter.  Which I'M NOT into sexually.  Huh.  I guess that's it for todayday.  See ya tonightnight! 

See What I'm Saying

    Hey friends!  Successfully ate Not A Morsel of food today other than Meals.  Still gotta survive the night.  And ten the NightMight.  And then The Tomorrow.  Either way I will continue Dieting To The HBOMax for at least another 16 days.  THEN I got Official Endocrine Doctor Weigh In.  GOOD THEN IT'S SETTLED, WE'LL MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES.  Took 8 walks today.  Had the time, the motivation, and the REASON to take the bonus walk.  Worked out good.  Enjoyed lambed chops about an hour ago!  AMAZING BALANCED BREAKFAST coming my way in EXACTLY 12 Hours plus one minute.  If it was EXACTLY 12 HOURS that'd be a real fascinating Story.  12 hours and one minutes?  THAT'S NOT SO NOTABLE AT ALL.  I could think of PLENTY amounts of minutes that would be more newsworthy than something rounded off To A Minute.
   Hmm.  Lunch tomorrow SEEMS like a ham sandwich.  Dinner tomorrow SEEMIN LIKE PIZZA.  DINNER TE NEXT DAY SEEMIN LIKE ROAST BEEF.  LUNCH THE NET DAY SEMEN.  Wait no not that.  The point is do I sort of get a Snack Reward Type Result from drinking FLAVORED DIET POP? Sure!  The point is do I get some sort of THRILL out of calling soda, "Pop?"  CLEARLY.  Otherwise WHAT WOULD BE MY MOTIVATION?  I'd have none, that's who.  What else.  Read another chapter on HistoryPeopleUSA.  I learnt A LOT.  Basically HOW TO PASS roughly fourty minutes in the middle of the day while feeling productive.  Gotta assume the words I read had relevant content in and of themselves.  But MAINLY what I got out of it was hey this took up some time and made me feel good about myself.  Sweet!  I'LL DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW.  Presumably will gain NOTHING ELSE.  But I will Gain The Same Thing SOME MORE.  So that's SOMETHING else.  It's not New Things but it's the Upkeep and Maintenance of AlreadyExistingGood.
   Hmm.  Three paragraphs to go.  Made it to the end of Tales In The Crypt!  When I watch the next episode it will Season I Episode I.  Semen I Episode I.  Huh.  Watched a lot of Simpsons too.  Gotta imagine there's more of that in store as well.  Hmm.  SHOVE myself today!  Facial Hair is significantly shorter than before.  Gotta imagine there's about 2-5% of my facial hair left.  UNIFORMLY distributed though.  Don't got 80% of my facial hair in some spots and 0% in other.  PRETTY MUCH EVEN ALL TEH WAY AROUND my Face.  So that's good.  I THINK the amount of Egg White I got is THREE Balanced Breakfasts worth.  In fact I KNOW it is.  I BELIEVE IT NOT JUST IN MY HEART BUT IN PLENTY OF MY OTHER ORGANS TOO.  Heart is the key organ to believe in things.  Small intestine.  Huh.  I LIKE EVERYONE ELSE am FED UP with the small intestine being a lot larger/longer than the large intestine.  We've HAD IT UP TO HERE with this bullshit.  Either switch what we call The Intestines or START MAKING TEH LARGE INTESTINE LARGER and/or the smaller intestine smaller.  THIS IS MIXED UP AND IT'S GOTTA BE ADDRESSED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
    Penultimate paragraph of the day.  Huh.  It's MY SPECIAL DAY a week from today.  Birthday!  PEOPLE HAVE TO PRETEND TO CELEBRATE ME.  I feel like I'm always Faking It when I celebrate someone's birthday.  Don't celebrate a lot of birthdays.  Closest I come is my three Immediate Family'rs.  And I WISH WELL and Feel Good Feelings about those three people.  But, still, if it's their birthday?  I DON'T CARE.  I'll wish em a happy birthday but I REALLY AM NOT ENTHUSIASTIC OR EXCITED ABOUT THIS IN THE LEAST.  Why AM I being put upon at all.  DON'T LIKE IT.  Hey.  Mets signed Justin, "Verlander."  HE'S AN OLD MAN WHOSE ONE OF TE BEST AT PITCHING.  I'm happy about it!  He's a good player OR SO IT WOULD SEEM.  I prefer good players to play on the teams I root for.  That way they're more likely to win sports games.  Directly leading to more pleasant feelings I go through while following the sports team throughout the sports season.  Huh.  Anyway.  Gonna be going to bed in roughly 2 hours.  THEN it's only a matter of moments until I Eat Breakfast.  Presumably.
   Last paragraph!  Amazing!  Listening to some New In Alternative playlist today.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  Gotta get started on some new AltAltCore songs.  IF NOT ME, probably no one.  Never even OCCURRED to anyone to write AltAltRock songs.  WHICH ONE IS IT.  AltAltCore or AltAltRock.  I DUNNO.  I guess we'll find out eventually through the natural course of things.  Hmm.  Having Sandwiches will be my only opportunities for having SnackFood for the next couple of weeks.  GOTTA MAKE IT COUNT.  SWEET.  Wait no Breakfasts can be SnackFood Combos.  GOTTA MAKE IT COUNT.  SWEET.  Ugh.  Cleaned up my room a bit too, today.  Wasn't much.  Sixty to SEVENTY FIVE seconds of throwing out empty gum wrappers and stuff.  PRETTY easy intuitive stuff all around.  Well that's about it for today.  Not even, "About."  That's IT.  See ya TOMORROW.

-8:19 P.M.

Sunday, December 4, 2022

I'm Not Expecting Much Either

    Hey friends!  It's 9:29 AM!  Gonna have plenty of time to fit in 4 walks in early part of day!  Unless something disrupts me significantly.  It's probably happened before.  Anyway, had a good amount of NightMight snacking, but I skipped breakfast!  Sort of!  I had some NightMight snacking, then had a small amount more around 5:30 AM, and in my mind I thought this is early small breakfast.  Either way about 50-75 calories too much but THAT'S REASONABLE.  In fact that's so reasonable I can make that up over the rest of the day presumably by having less snacks.  WHAT IF I WANNA SMALL SNACK BEFORE LUNCH because of Early Small breakfast.  We'll take that as it comes!  Either way NOT A BIG DEAL.  Watched about 1/3rd-1/2 of Taxi Driver last night.  Cool!  Hard movie to watch because I can't pin down JUST HOW CRAZY IS THIS GUY and also HOW IS CRAZY MANIFESTING ITSELF.  Have a hard time getting a READ on him.  I know he's crazy but I can't PINPOINT what his deal is.
   Hmm.  Either way I GUESS THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT A GOOD MOVIE.  Or a bad movie.  GOOD movies you understand everything easily.  I DIDN'T SIGN UP TO SEE A MOVIE THAT MAKES ME NOT UNDERSTAND THINGS.  Hmm.  LAST DAY of Bob Dylan Enterprise.  What songs have I started listening to for today.  Saturday Night At The Movies by The Drifters, Waist Deep In The Big Muddy by Pete Seeger, and Where Or When by Dion.  WOW.  Saturday Night At The Movies?  That's what I was JUST TALKING ABOUT.  Well.  I was talking about watching a movie.  On Saturday night.  Not AT the movies.  At the HOME BOX OFFICE.  It wasn't on HBO but once you subscribe for HBO your room becomes a Home Box Office PERMANENTLY.  Huh.  Speaking of HBO, I JUST cracked the code of HBOMAX the streaming service.  IT'S A COMBO of the HBO Premium Channel and the MAX Premium Channel.  LOOK.  I knew MAX was an offshoot of HBO.  And I presumably assumed that HBOMAX included Max Stuff.  I just didn't put one and one together and realize that the MAX was just THAT and not THIS IS HBO To The MAX.
   Either way.  Now I know!  The secret was hiding in plain sight.  What else is up.  Went to bed around the normal time last night despite having a 2 hour nap earlier.  So that's good.  Got SNL to watch today.  So that's good.  HMM.  Whatta have for lunch today.  Probably either turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti or turkey bolognese.  Leaning towards the bolgonese.  Haven't got that in a while!  And even when I DID get it I had only gotten it a handful of times.  SO IT WILL BE VERY EXCITING.  Kids version!  Presumably smaller portion!  PERECT.  Anyway.  Communal Dinner tonight, but I dunno what!  Could be Italian Restuarant or Diner.  If it's DINER I'm gonna get SEVERAL PART MEAL.  If it's Italian Restuarant I'm gonna get PIZZA and/or perhaps CHICKEN ROLL.  Gotta get something for TWO nights.  So that's good.  On external keyboard again.  I guess that's the standard now!  Shift Key ain't gonna magically fix itself.  Probably not.  I guess anything is possible.  But then it won't be MAGIC.  If it happens THERE MUST BE SOME REAL WORLD EXPLANATION for it.  What APPEARS to be magic actually has a REAL REASONABLE CAUSE.
   Fourth paragraph!  Listened to Bob Dylan Enterprise songs on first walk a bit.  One time each.  Didn't get much out of them yet.  Oh well.  TEMPO of the last one was uncomfortable.  Felt like it was too slow!  This feeling may be based on nothing.  I could listen to it again and be like hmm I dunno what I was feeling there.  Doesn't make much sense now.  Seems reasonable!  Anyway, National Food Of Teh Tomorrow is...  National Repeal Day and Sachar-Torte Day.  HUH.  National Repeal Day is celebrating when they repealed the Whatever Amendment to legalize booze again.  Sounds good!  I'd celebrate that!  Also how many drinkers legitimately drank up to it being illegal and then legitimately stopped and then legitimately started up again once it was legal again.  If BOARDWALK EMPIRE taught us anything it's that Everyone Just Kept Drinking.  But I'D BET maybe even more than 50% of Americans who drink were law abiding citizens.  Who enjoyed a drink before, then stopped, and enjoyed a drink after!  COULD THIS BE what caused American Economy to get back on track?  I don't think so.  I think it'd still be a while before American Economy got back on track.
   Anyway.  What was the other thing.  Sachar Torte.  Chocolate Cake from Austria.  SOUNDS GREAT.  It LOOKS great.  One part of description is bugging me though.  Thin layer of Apricot Jam between two halves.  Probably could tolerate that.  Maybe it even tastes good if I don't know it's apricot.  Apricot Jam.  Is that a band name.  Sure.  It is now.  What else is going on and crap.  How much time do I have ideally to write the next 5.5 paragraphs.  I dunno.  Let's say fourty five minutes is more than enough time.  Ok.  Fourty Five Minutes Is More Than Enough Time.  Huh.  Did I do any weird dreaming last night.  Dunno.  Don't remember anything specifically.  I Dream Weird all the time!  But some Weird Dream are Repeats and some Weird Dream are original.  So that's good.  HEY I got coffee coming up in a couple of sentences.  Amazing.  ...Wearing a nice shirt.  I like this shirt I'm wearing. OH OK time for coffee.
   Hey.  Great.  After today I won't be listening to Bob Dylan Enterprises on my first few walks.  That's pretty cool!  No Chore Songs at all.  LOOK am I glad I'm listening to them?  SURE.  I get something out of it.  But at the same time NOW I CAN LISTEN TO WHATEVER I WANT.  I don't wanna listen to that much stuff.  OH WELL LIVE AND LEARN.  Is it possible I have an earlier lunch today.  Maybe between walks iii and iv?  I guess it's possible.  I'd rather have an early lunch than a snack between Now And Lunch I think.  Hmm.  We'll see how it all, "Shakes," out.  Feels like there was a horror movie called Shakes The Clown.  I think there's been a dozen horror movies about different clown names in the past two decades.  Gotta imagine Shakes is one of them.  Lemme LTURQ.  OH RIGHT.  Shakes The Clown.  Film from 1991 with Bobcat Goldthwait.  AMONG MANY OTHER NOTABLES.  Never seen it.  Seems like a real weird movie.  I gotta see it!  What if it's TOO WEIRD.  That's a risk I'll have to take!
   Seventh paragraph.  Saw a trailer for a movie with Bruce Willis.  Either on Netflix or one of the other main streamers.  This is POST us finding out Bruce Willis is disabled now.  Mentally.  Looks like a shitty movie!  Looks like it might be uncomfortable watching Bruce Willis!  But on the other hand I WANNA SEE WHAT BRUCE WILLIS IS CAPABLE OF.  Anyway.  What's Bruce Willises problem exactly?  APHASIA.  Difficult to comprehend or formulate language.  Hmm.  AGAIN gotta see what he's capable of.  Can't be TOO bad.  Otherwise it'd feel real awkward for everyone involved!  Obviously they're gonna do their best to make him look his best.  Wonder how good THAT'LL be though.  Anyway.  Three and a half more paragraphs before walk!  Sweet!  Almost distracted myself by reading PROS AND CONS: SHOULD THE METS SIGN JUSTIN VERLANDER?  BUT that might take me 90 seconds to read.  That 90 seconds could MAKE OR BREAK how comfortable I am writing rest of Acts I and II.  Not reallly.  90 Seconds isn't gonna make any difference.  OH OKAY I'LL READ IT THEN.  OKAY READ IT.
   Skipped over a few sentences.  B doing that I read it IN 60 SECONDS.  Then I was GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS.  Genius.  90 seconds to Mars.  How long is it taking to get to Mars in the band name.  Five minutes.  Thirty seconds.  Two hours.  FIFTEEN minutes.  THIS IS HARDER TAN IT LOOKS.  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh it was Thirty Seconds.  My third guess.  GREAT.  Is that a Jared Leto band.  IT SURE IS.  Wait a second. If Jared Leto is in 30 Seconds To Mars who was the jerk in Phantom Planet.  Hmm.  Not sure I'm thinking of ANYBODY.  They were famous for Song for TV Show STARRING actors.  Maybe that's where I got confused.  Either way Haven't heard that song in a while.  Wonder what it'd be like to listen to it.  I'll have to give that a shot later today on a walk or something.  Also listen to AT LEAST ONE 30 Seconds song.  Not sure I've ever heard a song by them.  Gotta wonder what they sound like!
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Amazing.  Guess I'm reading 20 page People'sHistory chapter today.  Not sure what the theme of this chapter is.  AM pretty sure it's 20 pages!  PAGES 39 to 59.  Could end up being a page or too short for one reason or another.  Can't see it being a page or to LONG.  Huh.  Right now, it's early, but I don't see myself needing a snack before Lunch.  GREAT.  Maybe if I get Italian Restuarant I get two mealsworth of pizza and garlic knot.  My guess is we're gonna get DINER though.  WHICH I'M OKAY WITH.  Either get standard steak * stuffed mushroom or PORK chops.  Other stuff could be good but I can't start considering EVERYTHING.  Gotta narrow it down AT SOME POINT.  And THAT POINT IS NOW.  Huh.  What else.  Presumably taking standard 7 walks today.  Saw an article I think 2 days ago talking about how Recreational Marijuana will be available Via Deliveries before Walk Ins.  Which is good.  I WANT DELIVERY.  HOOK ME UP WIT HSOME OF THAT.
   Anyway.  Thinking if I DO start smoking marijuana maybe I REALLY WILL give up on alcohol.  I mean, not completely, for life!  I just won't have it every day.  Maybe have it like once or twice a week!  Sounds like a good compromise.  Either way I DUNNO.  Gotta get a VAPORIZER.  It's COST EFFICIENT.  You get more out of the marijuana per my understanding.  Gotta figure out how to use it though.  That could be a chore!  Anyway what else is up.  Wonder how Bob Dylan determined the order for these Song Essays.  They're not in chronological order.  Not in alphabetical order.  Not grouped up by genre.  If I had one question for Bob Dylan this is what I'd ask.  Also I'm hoping he'd answer my question.  Just being able to ask one question to Bob Dylan And That Being It isn't that worthwhile an enterprise at all!  Hmm.  How much time am I gonna have to write Act II.  A LOT.  Oh okay great.  Ya know like an entire FIFTY MINUTES is way more than enough.  Oh okay great.  See ya soon.

nobody needs it

    Hey friends!  Back from walk II.  How much time am I aiming to give myself for this act.  Let's say fourty minutes is more than enough.  Sure.  Fourty Minutes Is More than Enough.  Huh.  Thinking about having bagel with egg white for lunch today.  If we're getting Diner AS WE PROBABLY ARE gonna wanna re-up with egg whites for Balanced Breakfasts.  I'd feel foolish re-upping with egg whites if I still have egg white!  Also ya know what?  Can see enjoying a bagel with egg whites more than other options!  So that's good.  Possible we get DELI too.  I could live with that.  For Dinner and Tomorrow Dinner Deli is a worthy enterprise.  Just means I won't be getting egg whites for a few days.  WOW WHAT A GREAT PARAGRAPH. Anyway.  Couldn't figure out difference between bagel top and bagel bottom a few days ago when I checked.  Hmm.  This is tough.  Determining sides of bagel, I mean.  Other stuff is tough, too!  But the bagel thing is what I was talking about.
   Anyway.  Presumably eating in about 3 hours.  Could be an hour and a half.  Could be TWO hours and a half.  IDUNNO anything as of this point.  Turkey Bolognese is delicious sure but the portion isn't very hearty.  Which is GOOD under normal circumstances.  But for a day I Wanna Get A Heartiness Out Of My Lunch turkey bolognese ain't the best choice.  Bagel with egg white ain't all that hearty either.  FEELS hearty though.  Nice chunks of bread.  Can't go wrong with that!  Huh.  If I get egg white gotta do it with griddlecentric meal.  Maybe a OLD FREEDOM French Toast.  Don't have room for it for a lunch though.  Have 2 slices for breakfast, one slice for snack!  THAT REMINDS ME still got 1/4th of a Belgian Waffle.  Gotta remember to have that today at some point.  Afternoon?  Evening?  ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE as of this moment.  Hmm.  I can see myself enjoying drinking beer 2 or 3 nights a week.  2-4 beers each time.  Cuts what I've been doing by about 50%.  Maybe even get MORE out of it.  I appreciate beer more when it's not every day AND maybe I'm having more than the standard 2 beer when I do drink.  THIS COULD BE GREAT.  Then again I might not have room for beer so I'd have to have 2/3rds of it as a breakfast.
   Huh.  Did I START watching Cold War in Tales In The Crypt last night?  SURE.  Only made it 2 minutes in.  And for the first two minutes I was closing my eyes!  Can't remember if it was before I was trying to sleep For Nap or before I was trying to sleep for NightTime Sleep.  Probably Nap.  Can't imagine why I'd put it on after Taxi Driver at night.  So that's good.  WHAT IF I don't get a Multi Part Dinner.  What if I just get Freedom Chip Pancakes with egg whites.  That covers me for 2 dinners like I want, and I get egg whites, and I don't have any crap leftover.  Hmm.  AS OF NOW I can see myself enjoying that.  Gonna have to think carefully.  What if I... uh... HOW CAN THIS WORK.  I wanna have regular Actual Meal for dinners but STILL get chocolate chip pancake SOMEHOW SOMEWAY.  THIS IS TOUGH.
   Penultimate paragraph of the DayTime Day.  Maybe look up what theme of Chapter 3 of People'sHistory is all about.  Poor People pre-America-revolution.  Oh okay sounds fun.  I DUNNO what kinda dinner to get.  Probably end up with normal steak * stuffed mushroom.  PORK CHOPS would be interesting.  LIVER would be fun.  NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO MIX TINGS UP THOUGH.  Gotta go with what's tried and true.  Maybe.  Maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe I get French Fries as a side.  Maybe.  Maybe I'm wrong.  Huh.  Only one more walk FOR THE REST OF TIME where I'm listening to Bob Dylan Enterprise songs.  OH WELL.  It's been fun while it lasted.  Kind of.  Felt halfway productive, at least.  Was a good routine for a couple of weeks!  Hmm.  Birthday is in a week from tomorrow. MY.  Great.  Probably gonna celebrate by Remembering It's My Birthday Again In The Moment.  CAN'T WAIT.  Hey only one more paragraph to go.
   Wow!  I guess at this point it's reasonable to have lunch at the next possible time.  After shower after walk.  That'd be in about an hour.  PROBABLY HOLD OFF for another hour and a half.  SWEET.  Figure I'll watch SaturdayNightLive first thing I'm Watching today.  Then finish Taxi Driver.  Then re-calibrate what I wanna do moving forward for the rest of my life.  Hmm.  Can't wait to start reading Other Thing for a short amount of time instead of Bob Dylan Enterprise.  First thing might be Jeffrey Tweedy Song Writing Book.  That'll only last several days though.  Then maybe short Comedy Academia Book I got.  That'll last several days, too!  SOUNDS GOOD LIGHT READING.  Amazing.  Can't wait to find out what comedy is all about.  Off the top of my head it's Things That Are Funny but I MIGHT BE WRONG ABOUT THAT.  Could be WAY off.  Either way that's it for today DayTime.  I'll see ya tonight!  Hmm.  I know what Comedy Is.  NOT THIS.  DANG I BURNED MYSELF.  OH well bound to happen from time to time.  See ya tonight. 

What Fun Was Had

    Hey friends!  Got delicious Quest Bar going on right now.  Got lamb chop for dinner.  Not as hearty as I thought it'd be!  I thought I'd be splitting up 4 small lambed chops into 2 meals.  Was only 3 small lambed chops!  MAYBE it was for the best, I dunno, that's not for me to say.  The VOTERS will decide that in November.  November already happened.  Well I guess voters will have to start preparing to decide that NEXT November.  Anyway.  Quest bar was good.  Now that's behind me though.  Biggest snack of the day AND IT'S IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR.  Oh well.  As long as I don't drive away completely I can continue LOOKING at it.  In fact no reason I can't get out of my car and look back at the Biggest Snack Of The Day upclose and personal FOR HOWEVER LONG I CHOOSE.  Hmm.  Finished Belgian Waffle for Afternoon snack.  GOT FREEDOM CHIP PANCAKES PLUS I donate one to my Dad.  We're talkin I got 1.5 FOR A LUNCH and .5 FOR I DUNNO SOME SORT OF SNACK.  OR ya know what.  Pair it with a comprehensive iced cream sandwich instead of a pop tart.  WHAT TE HELL.  AN ENTIRE HALF A PANCAKE AND A COMPREHENSIVE ICED CREAM SANDWICH?  ALL AT ONCE?  FOR BREAKFAST?  SOME DAY?  THIS WEEK?  WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT AGAIN?
   Anyway.  Finished Bob Dylan Enterprise Book.  Read chapter THREE of History Of Peoples of the America book.  WOW.  This book is a DOWNER.  I assume at some point I'll get to a chapter and the content of the chapter will be ACTUALLY EVERYTHINGS GREAT for a while.  WHEW that was a relief.  WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON.  Hopefully THE LAST chapter.  Because if it's not the last chapter kinda implies things go to shit again.  HOWEVER if it's the last chapter NO REASON NOT TO GUESS things won't be great INDEFINITELY FOR THE REST OF TIME.  Hmm.  "Indefinitely," seems to be in contrast to, "The rest of time."  The rest of time SOUNDS PRETTY DEFINITE.  Oh okay.  Anyway what else is up.  Watched SNL!  Delightful!  Watched the first episode of the Shaq DOCUSERIES I WANNA SAY?  Great!  I didn't realize SHAQ was from the specific generation he was from.  For some reason I imagined him being 5-10 years OLDER.  GREAT.  I hope being 5-10 years younger than he is is working out for him.  SURE SEEMS LIKE IT IS.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Finished watching The Taxi Driver.  GREAT.  I HOPE IT'S ALL WORKING OUT FOR HIM.  Him being The Taxi Driver.  One of 'em.  Several of them in the movie!  One is clearly the main character though.  He's THE Taxi Driver presumably if you polled 100 people.  97 out of 100 will identify Him as The Taxi Driver.  Maybe Senator Palpatine is the metaphorical Taxi Driver, waht do I know.  YEAH.  Think I'm gonna shave myself at some point over the next few days.  Seems like one way to go about my life.  What else do I gotta watch tonight.  I COULD watch Shaq Investigative Report Series PART II.  Kinda feels like that's an Afternoon TV though.  Tonight maybe I wanna put on another FILM. WHICH FILM?  I DUNNO.  The good news is YES QUEST BAR HAS SATIATED MY HUNGER.  I can still imagine enjoying more snack coming up tonight but I do not necessarily specifically HUNGER for more fun AS OF THIS DATE.  DECEMBER FOURTH.  That's the day it is.  Oh Okay I See.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Haven't used tablet at all today.  Just never worked out that way.  I was always busy Watching One Thing or Reading Another.  Gotta imagine I play with that A LITTLE BIT coming up.  O hwell, what can ya do.  TAHT.  Oh okay.  What else can ya do.  SOME OTHER THING.  Great.  MAYBE EVEN A THIRD THING.  Okay sure!  Jeez.  I'd sure like wrapping back around to Season I of Tales In The Crypt.  Feels like it's been a while since I watched that!  I was watching Freaks and Geeks and Deadwood and OZ...  TALES IN TEH CRYPT took a backseat.  HEY Maybe I watch UNDECLARED.  See what some COLLEGE KIDS are up to.  WOW a TV SHOW ABOUT ADULTS.  It's about time.  What else is up.  Gotta imagine the episodes of Undeclared are available free on youtube.  SURE IT IS.  I don't wanna watch that.  GOOD TO KNOW IT'S THERE THOUGH.  Maybe someone else wants to watch it and I wish them the best of success in their endeavors.  So that's good.  The point is THE ODDS ARE HIGH I will have Chocolate Freedom Pancakses for lunch tomorrow and HOPEFULLY a Balanced Breakfast (STARRING FROSTED FLAKES) for breakfast.
   Last paragraph of the night!  I WISH I HAD THA TBALANCED BREAKFAST RIGHT NOW.  Oh well.  Too early to have it!  I'm aiming to have it in roughly 11 hours and a half... an hour... YEAH. What else is up.  Started beer #2.  Maybe today I FINALLY, "Go For It," and have SEVERAL beer.  PROBS NOTS.  Anyway.  Maybe I watch Shaq Doq Part II tonight.  It's not NIGHTTIME viewing but at least it's SOMETHING.  Ugh.  OH NO where is book jacket for Bob Dylan Enterprise Book.  Gotta find the jacket so I can put book away somewhere.  OH I SEE IT.  What a great story.  IT WAS A GREAT ADVENTURE so I'm assuming it was great fun to read about as well.  Hmm.  I don't get it.  In the book jacket ABOUT ME section of the book it says something about how the essays are humorous and often laugh out loud funny.  I FOUND THESE DEADLY SERIOUS.  THESE PARAGRAPHS ARE LIFE AND DEATH HARDCORE TRUTHS.  The idea that people see it as light entertainment is ANATHEMA to me.  SURE I'VE BEEN WAITING TO USE TEH WORD, "ANATHEMA," IN A SENTENCE FOR YEARS.  HERE IS MY CHANCE.  Let's GO.  Anyway.  I guess that's it for tonight.  See ya tomorrow.

-8:30 P.M.

Saturday, December 3, 2022

I've Written Way Worse Things

    Hey friends!  Writing on external keyboard again.  I guess that'll be the standard. I don't see Left Shift Key suddenly working 10 times out of 10 instead of 9 times out of ten!  Anyway when I was getting External Keyboard from other surface, one of the key's fell out!  The ARROW DOWN key.  Ya know how 4/5ths to the right of the keyboard, on the bottom.  You got the Four Direction Keys.  Down Key came off.  I was able to pop it back in!  Maybe that's not where YOUR keyboard Direction Keys Are.  Anyway I found it odd!  I never use that key at all.  Maybe they KNOW we never use that key.  Think they can get away with shoddy material and whatknot when making that key.  Oh well such is life.  9:37 AM!  More or less on schedule to take the four walks in the beginning of the day.  Something out of the ordinary would have to disturb me to interrupt that.  At first I was gonna say INTERRUPT me to DISTURB that.  ...Probably shoulda gone with my first instinct!
   Anyway FINALLY started taking I Believe It Was The Venlaxafine for first time in like 1-2 weeks.  BOTH doses.  I had run out in Main Cabinet Which I Store Current Pills.  Was too lazy to go to Storage Drawer where I keep Upcoming Pills.  FINALLY GOT EM.  You wouldn't BELIEVE how Productive and Adult I feel!  YEP.  MR ON-THE-BALL HERE.  Only go 14 days without taking important pills.  These pills aren't that important.  Can't pinpoint what they do at all!  Also if anything I've felt MORE mentally healthy the last week or two.  SO GO FIGURE.  Anyway.  Didn't listen to Bob Dylan enterprise songs yet.  Let's see what we're dealing with for today.  Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood by Nina Simone, Strangers In The Night by Frank Sinatra, and Viva Las Vegas by Elvis Presley.  YES I get that BY implies that they were written by Those Artists.  At the very least written FOR those artists. That's not what this book is though.  Lotta songs which were made popular After The Fact and Bob Dylan asks us to consider Cover version!
   So that's good.  I know Viva Las Vegas.  Or at the very least just the part where Elvis goes VIVA LAS VEGAS!  I can imagine those three words of the song and not much else.  Anyway.  Had pleasant amount of NightMight snacking!  <50 calories worth of Animal Crackers and/or Smaller Animal Crackers.  Think I ended up having target amount of Snack Calories last night.  Only had 2 beers last night.  Wasn't able to watch ALL of Incest Horror Movie.  For a chunk of time, like 40 minutes, TV wasn't working because Internet wasn't working!  Probably coulda watched regular Cable TV.  But I DIDN'T.  Either way about halfway through AmityHorror Ville II one way or the other.  Got Sprite going on.  Coffee soon.  HERE'S A GOOD STORY the can of coffee I keep in the fridge ran out of coffee and I had just re-upped with coffee grounds RECENTLY and the bags were STILL IN THE SHIPPING BOX so I started one of those.  TO BE HONEST I had a tiny bit of coffee grounds left in Can to start with.  And I only poured in 3/4ths or so of New Bag into Old Can.
    I TOLD YOU it'd be a good story!  Superstar Mets Pitcher Jacob DeGrom IS NO MORE.  Well he still exists in some sense.  Just not as a Mets Pitcher.  Now he exists on the Texas Rangers.  Hmm.  Had Classic Breakfast today.  Right on schedule.  8:00 AM!  We're talkin chocolate comprehensive iced cream sandwich and frosted blueberry pop tart.  Huh.  Only got one more Comprehensive Iced Cream Sandwich left PERHAPS until next Friday.  Gotta assume I'll save that for a Classic breakfast.  Huh.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Cabernet Franc Day and National Roast Suckling Pig Day.  CABIERNET FRANC?  Sounds like some sort of WINE.  Better LTURQ to see is my suspicions were correct.  Better LTURQ Even for OTHER reasons to see if my suspicions were correct.  Like THROWING A BONE to the people who specify on the internet.  They get CLICKS by me looking up which means MORE OPPORTUNITIES to write more things on the internet??? Huh.  OH.  It's a kind of GRAPE.  Grape for Wine.  Specifically Sometimes ITSELF or sometimes CABERNET SAUVIGNON.  Whatever THAT is.  I'm gonna guess wine again.
   YEAH.  Roast Suckling Pig.  Delicious.  Huh.  Had some weird dreams for the 3rd or 4th night in a row.  Nothing hilarious though.  The joke I came up with the night before last night was LEGIT good.  If I were to share it on website you'd be like HEY TAT SURE IS A STANDARD ADEQUATE JOKE-TYPE-THING.  It's not a COMEDIAN RIFF JOKE.  I CAN'T TELL YOU SPECIFICALLY WHAT IT IS.  One day you'll see it and YOU'LL JUST KNOW that musta been that Dream Joke from Dec 22.  Not sure why you can't pronounce the word December completely.  Or, lets be honest, 2022 completely.  Although at some point we gotta start calling the years by the last 2 digits.  NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.  EXCEPT FOR MAYBE IN TEH NEAR TERM FUTURE.  Get to it SOON but in the meantime LET'S RELAX OR SOMETING.  I dunno.  NONE OF THIS IS WORTWHLIE.  Hey good news though it's coffee time!  Timet o DRINK it.  Not time to TALK about it.  That was EARLIER.
   Hey!  Started having a small problem with Tablet last night.  Originally it would rotate each time YOU rotated the screen.  You can hold it vertically and it's vertical, you can hold it horizontal and it switched to horizontal.  STOPPED DOING THAT.  Gotta imagine I could probably easily figure out how to fix that.  Didn't occur to me last night.  Only tried to figure it out in stupid ways!  Now I know I can GOOGLE it or something.  From COMPUTER or PHONE.  Tablet is not connected to internet.  I NEED NO DISTRACTIONS while doing TabletTime.  Anyway.  Haven't made a Mastodon Thought since Novemebr 27th.  I think it'd be fun if I posted another Thought.  Then again WHAT TO SAY, I DUNNO.  Either way got just over four paragraphs left to go before walk.  How much time do I have ideally to write those four paragraphs.  Lets say 30 minutes should be more than enough.  GREAT WHEN CAN WE START SAYING IT.  Hey how about NOW.  Oh okay sure.
  Tried playing some guitar last night.  Not very good at it!  Just SOUNDS dumb.  Not sure what I'm doing wrong exactly.  Oh well I'll figure it out sooner or later.  So that's good.  Gonna start listening to Bob Dylan Enterprise songs on upcoming walk.  Hmm.  I don't necessarily HAVE to continue reading People's History Of USA.  BUT it's GOOD knowledge I'm getting.  And it's easier to read than OTHER academia book.  I KNOW ALL THESE WORDS AND CONCEPTS AND CRAP.  Pretty DENSE material but I GET IT easily.  Hmm.  Already 1.5 chapters into 25 chapters.  I'm not great at math but that sounds like 6%.  Lemme look that up right quick.  YEP NAILED IT.  Six Percent is PRETTY high.  Rounds up to 10%!  WHICH IS DOUBLE DIGITS PERCENT after just ONE DAY of reading it.  So that's good.  Hey eighth paragraph is done.  Now we're rounding up to Starting The Ninth Paragraph!
   Sweet.  Wait a second THIS is the eighth paragraph.  I KNEWTAT DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT.  Anyway let's see, what else is crap and crap.  Not sure whatta do for lunch OR dinner today.   Not getting a communal dinner!  Could use this dinner as an opportunity to make a dent in the Super Market meals I got.  Not sure what my alternative is.  I don't have enough Free Meals to get a 3 Part Delivery Or Something just for myself.  Lemme think.  Got 3 sandwiches, turkey meatloaf, turkey bolognese, and potentially (BUT NOT SET IN STONE) a bagel.  SIX Free Lunches and I guess as of now ONE Free Dinner.  Huh.  Have one of Top Five things for lunch.  HMM.  I got a cup o noodles.  What could I pair with that for a lunch or dinner.  Hmm.  Lemmethink about that.  That could be a good lunch.  Cup o noodles PLUS.... HMM.
  DANGIT.  I wish I had a good pair for cup o noodles cause that'd be fun. WHAT IF I just have cup o noodles.  HEY IT'S POSSIBLE.  IT's fillen me up in the past when I was on more Intense Diets.  Could have a slice of white bread or something.  Not the most exciting NoodleSide.  But it's SOMETHIN I guess.  Anyway now we are ACTUALLY in the ninth paragraph.  Would be excited about cup o noodles for lunch.  Meaning I'm having SANDWICH for dinner I guess.  Or turkey bolognese.  Or turkey meatloaf.  Probably one of the Turkey Things (NOT INCLUDING TURKEY SANDWICH).  WOW sounds like I'm figuring things out real nicelike and wahtknot.  Great.  HMM.  I can see myself ENJOYING getting a Relatively Healthy Chinese Food Dish.  Possibly one that COULD be a two part'r if I get no appetizer along with it.  Which may not work!  They may make me get a 2nd thing for them to deliver!  Anyway that'd be like Chicken and Garlic Sauce or something.  With RICE.  And SOUP.  SOUP FOR TODAY.  CUP O NOODLES got me jazzed up about soup!  Hmm lemme look at Online Website for Chinese Food.  Not like those Offline Websites.  THEY'RE DOING LITERALLY NOBODY LITERALLY NO GOOD.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  So much time to write this paragraph.  It's going great!  Offline Websites are pretty good for the people who own and operate it.  They get a nice comprehensive breakdown of Things They're All About And Whatknot.  Also they can still update it constantly just for fun and whatknot.  Huh.  On internet they SAY minimum order is 10 dollars.  No reason to doubt that.  Probably a 25% chance it's not exactly accurate but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt for now!  Chicken with garlic sauce lunch special comin' in at $8.95.  If I add on bonus broccoli that MIGHT get me to 10 dollars.  And if not ADD ON AN ORDER OF ALMOND COOKIE should do it.  Now the question is will I be HAPPY without appetizer.  Probably!  Not sure how I can balance the meals into 2 even meals if I'm having the soup one day and not the other day.  COULD I balance soup and have half one day and half the next?  It's POSSIBLE.  Just kinda difficult IN PRACTICE.  Anyway.  I'll be back in a little bit!

wow, i'll take it!

    Hey friends!  Think I'm probably gonna have cup o noodles with some ruffled potato chips. Chicken with garlic sauce with All The Fixins MIGHT be choice #1 if it were just a one off meal.  IT'S CLOSE but having to commit to it two times JUST BARELY tilts the scales in the I'll have the cup o noodles for lunch direction.  Also RUFFLED POTATO CHIPS?  Delicious!  Been a while since I had a Portion of that.  Had a smal1 1/3rd of a chip a dozen times in the last few days.  But a REAL collection of FULL chips?  BEEN A WHILE.  So that's good.  Probably have sandwich for dinner.  Possibly TURKEY!  Ham isn't hearty enough cuse of SMALL AMOUNT they gave me.  Roast beef is no good-- just had bison burger last night-- too redundant!  SO IT SOUNDS like I've got it all figured out.  Anyway.  Listened to Bob Dylan enterprise songs.  They're okay!  Turns out I know more or less ALL of Viva Las Vegas. GO FIGURE.  At first I was angry with Elvis because I thought he sold out to Las Vegas and was probably being paid off by getting people excited about Las Vegas in the 60's.  THEN I listened to the song again and I was like If you're listening carefully LAS VEGAS doesn't come off that well at all!
   So that's good.  The good news for Las Vegas is that no one listens to lyrics carefully.  Anyway.  How long do I got go write four more paragraphs.  Let's say 30 minutes is more than enough all around.  So that's good.  Chicken with garlic sauce MIGHT be more healthy than noodles and chips.  It's gonna be 100-200 more calories.  BUT you're eating chicken and vegetables.  Other option is just noodles and chips which combined contain 8000% your daily dose of sodium.  Oh well.  Gotta make sacrifices somehow.  Or something.  What Simpsons episode do I got coming my way next.  SELMA'S CHOICE.  Hmm.  Lotta Patty and Selma Episodes to The Simpsons upon closer examination.  Never found them funny as a kid!  Not sure I find them funny as an adult!  THEY PROVIDE LAUGHS SURE.  Just never really THOUGHT about it.  Anyway.  Also IF HOMER DOESN'T LIKE EM, I DON'T LIKE EM.  I TRUST Homer's judgment.  Also get the sense Bart and Lisa don't like them either.  Sounds like it's overwhelming opinion that they're not that great!
   Three paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.  What else do I got in store for today.  At least half a chapter of People's History Of USA!  USA!  USA!  Probably a chapter and a half.  Or possibly In-Between.  So that's good.  What's today.  Saturday.  I can live with that.  Not much options other than living with that.  What else is going on and crap.  Maybe watch some Tales In The Crypt.  Am I up to ESCAPE?  Sure I am.  I can tell you that without even double checking.  That's how confident I am that I'm up to Escape.  Huh.  Better double check just to be sure.  I don't wanna look like an IDIOT.  Oh okay good it's Escape.  Kinda intense Keyboard Key.  ESCAPE.  High Stakes to that.  This is the key for when you're like I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE AND QUICK.  THIS IS A REAL TERRIBLE SITUATION I GOT MYSELF IN.  GOTTA HIT ESCAPE.  I guess.  I rarely use Escape Key these days!  Feels like in Older Iterations of using computers and keyboards ESCAPE was more important.  Especially before MOUSE.  Gotta hit escape all the time if you got no Mouse!
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  So I got that going for me.  Was raining on last walk.  But it wasn't too bad.  I could deal with that level of rain.  I LIKE a light rain.  That was a bit too heavy for me to like.  OH WELL THAT'S LIFE.  GONNA RAIN NOT TO YOUR LIKINGS NOW AND AGAIN.  Huh.  Was ready to have 3 Small Donut breakfast today only to find I have only one small donut left.  HUH.  What can I do to replace That Sort Of Breakfast.  I DON'T TINK THERE'S MUCH I CAN DO until next Super Market delivery.  Would LIKE next round of That Sort Of Thing to be Mini Black and Whites.  Can't get those until FRIDAY.  Not YESTERDAY FRIDAY.  NEXT TIME FRIDAY.  So that's good.  I guess.  Bob Dylan Steam Of Consciousness Essay for one of these three songs was really long.  Like 6-9 pages!  I TINK it was Strangers In The Night.  WAIT A SECOND.  That's similar to a Tales In The Crypt episode I GOT COMING UP REAL SOON.  What's that called.  HORROR In The Night.  IS IT A REFERENCE TO THE STRANGERS?  It's possible!
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  Sweet!  How long do I have to write this paragraph.  I dunno FOURTY MINUTES?  Great.  I'll do you one better-- write it in Oh I Don't Know Five or Six Minutes.  So that's good.  How long does it take to boil water.  I'm gonna guess between 5 and 8 minutes. How long am I supposed to keep a lid on it after adding hot water to noodle styrofoam cup.  I'm gonna guess between 2 and 3 minutes.  How long am I supposed to eat it once I start eating it.  Not an amount of time persay.  Just keep doing it until I can't do it no more.  Oh okay sounds good.  Gonna be 2-4 pieces of DRIED PEA or CORN on top of uncooked noodles.  FISH THEM OUT before adding the hot water.  I don't need to eat no Disgusting Single Piece Of Pea.  THAT'S RUIN EVERYTHING.  Anyway I dunno.  How many ruffles we talking?  Oh I Don't Know 6 or 8's worth!  SOUNDS LIKE A REALWORTHWHLIE AMOUNT.  Hey that's it for DayTime Day.  See ya NightTime Night!

What Do You Expect

    Hey friends!  Took a two hour nap just now.  Well, I took a walk just now.  After the 2 hour nap!  Gonna have late dinner after these 5 paragraphs.  Had an evening snack PRE-Post-Nap-Walk.  So it all evens out in the end.  Had delicious Cup o Noodles and Flamin Onion chips for lunch.  WENT GREAT.  Gonna have delicious turkey sandwich and small donut for dinner.  GONNA GO GREAT.  Plus I don't need to do the hard word of cutting the turkey slices in half.  I did it THE FIRST time I ate this turkey.  Cut it in half for THAT sandwich.  Now the half for THIS sandwich is JUST THERE WAITING FOR ME TO EAT IT, no chores involved at all!  I will have to chew it and then swallow it at some point.  I guess I don't HAVE to chew it.  I feel like if I bite off a certain amount each time (BITING OFF ain't CHEWING) I can get away with eating entire sandwich without chewing at all.  Sounds like fun.  It's EDGING but with Eating Food.  KIND OF.
   Four paragraphs to go!  What else is up.  Got beer going.  Probably gonna end up at 2 beers for the knight.  Great!  Possible the reason I took a nap was because I read 2 chapters of Jeff Tweedy Songwriting Book and he has a bit where he recommends taking naps!  I didn't read it and CONSCIOUSLY think OH OKAY I GOTTA DO THAT.  But then later on in the afternoon I felt like resting my eyes and that extended pretty quickly into falling asleep completely!  Either way some good feelings about Today's Nap, some bad.  I think in general it was good WHILE napping.  And I also like the element of MIXING TINGS UP.  But overall I feel like today is WEIRD and WORSE.  I'm glad I gave it a shot but if I could go back and do it all over again I'd get up HALFWAY through the nap.  I DID wake up halfway through the nap but fell back asleep.  Also when I finally woke up and saw the time kinda felt like OH NO DID I SLEEP FOR FOURTEEN HOUR?  I DIDN'T.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  If I feel like staying up later tonight, it'd be a good opportunity to watch new Saturday Night Live LIVE with THE REST OF AMERICA.  How much of the rest of America is watching SNL live.  Gotta imagine it's OVER 0.025% of people and UNDER 10% of people.  I'VE NARROWED IT DOWN TO THAT.  Anyway what else do I got going on.  Watch a Horror Movie or something after this.  I finished watching Amityville Horror II: The Possession. It's an interesting Amityville Horror movie because it's not the house that is the problem.  It's the possession!  Some family moves into the house, and one of the kids gets possessed, but then the last third of the movie They're All Out Of The House but the kid is still possessed so CLEARLY WE CAN'T BLAME TE HOUSE ON THIS ONE.  So that's good.  What kinda side we talking about for Turkey Sandwich?  Possibly Final Small Doughnut.  I've narrowed it down to either that, something else, or Nothing.  Or Everything.  Or some sort of OTHER THING What Do I know.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Good deal.  Figured out how to RE-ESTABLISH the Rotating for my Tablet.  WHEW.  This is a lot of fun.  Now all I gotta do is RE-ESTABLISH whether I wanna see The Brush/Color choices at THE TOP of the screen or at the SIDE of the screen while I'm Drawing On TabletTime.  USED to be at the top.  I liked it that way for some reason.  Somehow I moved it to the side.  It was OKAY FOR A WHILE.  But now I'd like to see those kinda icons BACK AT THE TOP.  JUST A PERSONAL PREFERENCE. I shouldn't have to explain myself to you.  IN FACT I DON'T it turns out.  Anyway.  Guess if I could figure out how to Rotate Screen I MUST be able to figure out how to Do This Dumb Thing Too.  Hey has this Act been worthwhile at all.  YEP.  Weeds out the good audiences from the bad.  If you're still with me after this crap, I know FOR SURE that... you're the BAD audience I think?  I was gonna say good.  But now that I think about it, you'd be a better audience if you knew when to skip My Badness.
   Last paragraph of the day!  Go figure.  Toast white bread.  Eat turkey out of Fridgerator.  That'll be fun.  What to put on Television.  Maybe some SIMPSONS.  Can't go wrong there.  Unless you somehow go wrong there.  I don't see that happening though!  Hmm.  Just finished the second half of Tales From The People's History Of The United States Chapter II earlier.  Figure I'll try to read An Even Chapter A Day.  Keep things CLEAN and whatknot.  Focus each day on A DIFFERENT thing.  I dunno.  I'd like to watch a FILM but I dunno which one.  HMM I CAN WATCH A DIGITAL VIDEO DISC.  WOW that could be a Game Changer Of An Idea.  Lemme SURVEY what DVDs I got. Hmm.  OH I KNOW TAXI DRIVER.  Huh.  Sounds like a weird movie to watch.  STAR OF THIS MOVIE IS A WEIRD GUY.  Only ANOTHER weird guy would wanna watch that movie.  WHAT EXACTLY AM I TRYING TO GET AT by considering watching this movie.  I dunno!  Watch a Quality Movie I've only seen 3-5 times in my life! Oh okay good.  I'll be back tomorrow.  Also now that I think about it TOO WEIRD A MOVIE.  Gonna pick something else.  HMM.  I'll decide in a few minutes.  After entry is posted to internet.  YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT I WATCH until tomorrow!  WOW WHATTA CLIFFHANGER.  Maybe I should watch Cliffhanger.  I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO CLIFFHANGER as of this very moment.  Huh.  See ya tomorrow.  SORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY OF TODAY.

-8:28 P.M.

Friday, December 2, 2022

I Dunno What The Point Is

    Hey friends!  9:36 AM.  Expecting super market delivery this morning!  So I won't know what Day Schedule I goint going on yet.  Anyway, had SOME but SMALL NightMight snacking last night.  We're talking ZERO TO THREE Butter Cookies.  possibly TWO.  Wait a second I forgot about Shift Key working only 95% of the time.  Right now it's going okay.  Might have to switch it up though1  SEE THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.  Hmm.  Anyway I'd have liked to continue my streak of No NightMight Snacks but 3 at most butter cookies isn't gonna mess me up.  ALSO had a tiny Donut a little bit later in the NightMight but I made up for that by having 2 of 'em at breakfast instead of 3.  HUH.  Hows my CREATIVITY going.  Pretty good!  Making some progress THIS MORNIng ALONE.  Also I DREAMT a good joke and I wrote it down legibly so I STILL KNOW IT.  Good joke!  Not a crazysheet joke.  NO SPOILERS but I'd be a fine joke for another project.  I could say it on crazysheet.  GONNA SAVE IT UP THOUGH.  YOU FOOLS.
    Didn't listen to any Bob Dylan Enterprise songs on my first walk.  I was too lazy to Open The Book and copy the next three Song TItles and Artist Titles onto portable scrap notebook so I'd know what songs to put on during my walk.  Instead I listened to a lot of FOUNTAINS OF ThEm WAYNES.  DANGIT, "ThEm?"  What IS this bullshit.  Also what a band.  I feel like if I ever get a day job it'd be a good soundtrack to my life.  Kinda had a day job when I was in high school.  Took th train into the city.  Had to work constantly in and out of school KIND OF.  got very little sleep.  WHATTA SNOOZE.  I can't wait FOR THAT TO HAPPEN AGAIN.  Wait a second THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE.  Oh well gotta mak a living somehow.  YOU'D THINK SO WOULDN'T YOU.  Also Fountains isn't just for people in that kind of JobLife but SPECIFICALLY for North East and I'M gonNA SAY SPecifICALLy nyc.  goD DANT i can't live with this shift Key anymore.  IT's NOT GoOD.  Then again maybe try it for another paragraph.
   MAYBE it makes things mor interesting.  Hmm.  Now other keys are starting to act up.  THEY SAW THE SHIFT KEY GET AWAY WITH ACTING UP AND THEY WANNA JOIN IN ON THE FUN.  My key board is Doing A Mutiny!  NOT A FAN.  Hmm.  Probably An Add On Keyboard I can get to attach to tablet.  Then not only can I use it for HANDWRITING NOTeS but I can also exapand to Professional, More Finalized Version of NOTES or WORK or whatever.  Or I could do it at my computer.  Huh.  Anyway we're 2.5 paragraphs into the act!  Amazing.  On INTERNET Super Market is saying they're shipping All Things.  We'll see how that works out to.  Maybe they're shipping all of the big things but not All The Small Things.  Ugh.  I THINK at some point yesterday Tablet logged onto internet without me telling it too.  Then when I found out I THINK I disconnected.  But the damage is done! Algorithms got my Doodling Notes.  Also if they connected to internet once without my approval no reason to think they won't do it again!  Oh well.  In the end, it doens't mean much.
   Both the Internet Thing and My Notes In General.  Look-- will I ultimately turn Creative Notes into Something Worth While For Me and then Something Worth While In general into something truly Professionally Worthwhile?  Probably the first one!  I SAY I get to a level where I creat things that are entrtaining or something for myself.  So that' good.  STILL using Faulty Keyboard.  At some point I'm gonna have to decide to transfer over to External Keyboard.  Hmm.  Maybe I can use THIS external keyboard for Tablet.  Makes sens now that I think about it.  Solid, I dunno, 40-66% chance that could work.  Not QUITE 2/3rds on the upper end but VERY CLOSE.  So that's good.  Guess I'm having Waffle for lunch today.  Today I can see, "Getting Into it.'  Ugh.  I'm gonna go to external keyboard now.  SO FAR it hasn't been so bad making typos because in MY mind they're fun.  But IN PRACTICE just stupid.
  HEY.  I capitalized all those letters EXACTRLY as I wanted to.  Also EXACTRLY is MY OWN fault of a typo.  Not gonna blame the keyboard.  it was MY fingers that were misfiring!  Guy from Fountains Of Wayne who died fro Covid continues to be TO ME the biggest loss.  At the time I wasn't really in a Fountains Of Wayne groove.  But, like I said, in highschool, VERY relevant sound track to my life.  They weren't my FAVORITE band.  But at the same time they weren't a peripheral band, either.  They were in HEAVY rotation.  You know, while Traveling To and Fro school. ...And at home... and possibly IN school between classes.  Hmm.  Trying to think of how often I did that.  I feel like PART of high school I would put on earphones bteween classes and parts of it I probably just walked around EXPOSED TO THE AUDITORY ELEMENTS so to speak.  Possible even once I made, "Friends," I would listen to music during hanging out in one ear.  POSSIBLE during some classes where I could get away with it, like LABS, I'd listen to music there too!  I could get away with it in LABS because everyone is busy at their own station Doing The Lab while I'm stuck somewhere in the background WITHOUT A PARTNER, NOT DOING TE LAB, but also not leaving the room.  Sounds like fun!
   Sixth paragraph already.  Gonna go get some coffee!  Amazing.  What else is going on.  Probably aim for standard 10 paragraph Act I and 5 paragraph Act II.  Possible I don't finish Act I before Super Market delivery.  Possibly I start and/or finish Act II before Super Market delivery!  IDEALLY I finish Act I, the super market immediately comes, and then I move on with my life thusly.  So that's good.  Been having intense dreams the last few nights.  For YEARS I just dream the same crap over and over and there's little variation.  Just boring stuff I'm used to.  Still FUN.  Dreaming ANYTHING is interesting.  But now things are getting mixed up!  I'LL TAKE IT.  Part of it was horror dream so when I woke up I PUT TV ON on mute.  Like a little kid.  I would have thought by 33 years old I don't need a TV NightLight after Horror Dream.  I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT WRONG.  Anyway.  Let's see, what Bob Dylan Enterprise Songs I got going on today.
   Come On-a My House by Rosemary Clooney, Don't Take Your Guns To Town by Johnny Cash, and Come Rain Or Come Shine by Judy Garland.  WOW!  TWO SONGS WITH THE WORD, "COME," in them.  That sound be interesting.  Anyway.  Seventh paragraph  What time did I start this entry.  9:36 AM.  It is now 10:05 AM!  Seems reasonable amount of time for six paragraphs.  Not the BEST rate I've ever written at but at the same time A lot better than tha rate I had settled into for a while before a more recent while.  SO TAHT'S GOOD.  Gotta figure out a way how to Format my Tablet Notes.  Instead of just All Of Them one after another almost exclusively in descending order, I wanna learn how to separate them into, "PILES," so to speak with other relevant Slides.  Ideally even an ORDER of things Per Pile even!  Gotta imagine that's possible somehow.  If it were ME I'd build the tablet with such capabilities.  That's great just great.  Eighth paragraph now.
   What am I watching today.  Been having a lot of success with Enjoying The Simpsons.  What episode am I up to. Homer's Triple Bypass.  Sounds scary.  I don't like it!  Sometimes I get a random small pain in my heart, or in my heart area, and it occurs to me SO MUCH CAN GO SO WRONG BASED ON NOTHING.  REALLY.  What would it take for heart to just Take A Break From Working seemingly randomly.  NOTHIN.  IT COULD HAPPEN.  You've heard of Butterfly Effect. A butter fly flaps its wings in Indochina and NOW MY HEART EXPLODES.  A TALE AS OLD AS TIME.  Dad got text message saying We're Next for Super Market delivery.  GREAT.  I get to move on with my like presumably!  PROBABLY comin' within 20, 30 minutes USUALLY when that happens.  I may not even finish Act I!  But I'd take that as a WIN overall.  Hmm.  Probably will fit in 7 walks but I'm not sure how much CrunchTime it'll be overall at this point.  ALSO?  Maybe just six walks.  ALSO?  Is it remotely possible I do 8 walks?  Probably a solid 10-15% chance I do that.  Hmm.
   Did no reading yesterday besides Bob Dylan Enterprise book.  GREAT.  Did a lot of Tablet Time in afternoon instead.  WORKED OUT GREAT.  I've been doing TabletTime for just a day and a third and so far it's been great!  Dunno where it gets off logging onto internet itself.  Maybe it didn't?  I forget what tipped me off exactly but SOMETHIN made me think I had been exposed to THE WIRELESS NETWORK.  Hmm.  MICROPHYSICS made up of wires I think.  No such thing as wireless connections.  That's one theory at least.  Some people say String Theory?  I SAY WIRE THEORY.  Could be a real thing I'm talking about.  Could be something I made up.  VERY hard to distinguish the two for me.  Anyway.  Hmm.  I check the front door every few minutes when I have good reason to suspect they might be arriving soon.  I'M GONNA DO THAT RIGHT NOW.  Works out because A PARAGRAPH IS OVER. It's a NATURAL TIME to take a short break.
   NOTHIN YET. Only got one more paragraph to write for this act.  Gotta imagine if I get lucky and Super Market comes before finishing this paragraph, I just finish this paragraph when Super Market Putting Stuff Away is done, then take walk II!  WALK II Gonna be HEAVILY Bob Dylan Enterprise Songs.  Look Bob Dylan is No Fountains Of Wayne.  But what can ya do.  I LOVE Bob Dylan Philosophy Of Song book but I'd LOVE a follow up book that's the same but it leans into My Specific Genres Of Music I Like.  You know THE FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE?  Things like that.  Bob Dylan can do it.  If anyone can do it, BOB DYLAN can.  That's the assumption I'm operating under.  Anyway.  One more episode of Tales In The Crypt penultimate season.  Then there's BRITISH Season.  Bob Dylan could write a book on Talse In The Crypt.  Let's get Bob Dylan writing books on all sorts of things.   He'd CLEAN UP.  MAKING ADVANCES AND WHATKNOT ALL OVER THE PLACE.  Anyway that's it for now.  Be back Pretty Soon Probably!

oh right my entertainment

    Hey friends!  Super Market came mere MINUTES after finishing Act I.  FEELS like it was over five minutes until I checked front door and they were parked across the street unloading stuff.  BUT I can't pinpoint ANYTHING AT ALL I accomplished after Act I and before checking door.  If there were five minutes there, I musta done SOMETHING with those five minutes!  Anyway listened to some Bob Dylan Enterprise songs.  OKAY.  Two of em I like.  One of em Not So Much!  Either way, think I'll get started on History Book. Got 25 chapters between 15 and 45 pages or so each.  Figure I read one chapter a day.  That'll get me through Post-Christmas Eve.  I think.  Even POST POST Christmas Eve.  The point is font is pretty small.  BUT I think it'll be easier to reac than Non Academia Books because it's history how complicated can it be.  So that's good.  Bob Dylan runs out on Sunday but I got TWO heavy contenders to replace THAT reading portion of the day.  Jeff Tweedy song writing book.  Comedy Book I Got From Comedy Class.  LEGITIMATE COLLEGE COMEDY CLASS.  Not some Stand Up Comedy Class by Stand Up Corporations.  Anyway both are LIGHT reading.  GREAT.
   Got everything I wanted from Super Market!  Kids Turkey Bolognese's Film wasn't 100% covering it so it leaked a little bit of sauce.  Definitely coulda been worse!  But anything is worse than nothing.  Either way oh well what can ya do.  Eat a waffle today!  Probably a bison burger later on!  That sounds like something I can do.  HMM.  Maybe I wanna have a Multi Part Dinner.  Haven't had that since LAST Thanksgiving.  So it's been roughly a week.  In the middle of First Starting Multi Part Dinner and Finishing Multi Part Dinner.  it's been A WEEK SINCE HALFWAY THROUGH IT.  Also NOT Steak * Stuffed Mushroom.  Pork Chops sounds great.  Will it slightly underwhelm me ultimately?  Sure!  But it'll be Relatively Good I feel.  So that's good.  What can I do to make Waffle better.  Put it in microwave?  I dunno.  Do I got any chicken nuggets tucked away somewhere.  I can have half and/or 3/4ths of the waffle with chicken nuggets.  Maybe HALF.  Then other half could be a Breakfast.  That sounds pretty good.  Too bad I don't think I have chicken nuggets BUT It's SOMEWHAT possible.  Not 100% impossible!
   Huh.  Will be able to fit in 4 walks in early part of the day Like I Like Doing these days.  Aim for seven overall.  ONE DAY I will drop down from seven to six.  NOT TODAY though.  Much more likely I ASCEND from 7 to 8 for today at least.  Hmm.  Guardians Of The Galaxy Christmas special!  Not a HUGE fan of Guardians Of The Galaxy but when I Bange Watched ALL The Marvel Movies, those 2 ones were No Worse Than Any Others!  Anyway.  How long is this Special.  FOURTY FOUR MINUTES LONG?  Amazing!  I guess if we're talking about Christmas, that means Christ exists in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  Gotta imagine they'll have to address how Christ fits into this world of Magic And Super Heroes and Gods And Whatknot.  I know it could be a tricky subject to address.  But WHAT WAS CHRIST in this Universe.  Gotta be something.  People would be TICKED OFF if they don't consider him A Big Player at all.  But then NON CHRIST FOLLOWERS would be ticked off if he's treated TOO generously.  Kinda boxed themselves into a corner Specifically Going Into Christmas Themes.  Maybe they address this subject in the TV Special.  GOOD FOR TEM.  Always one move ahead of me.  Wonderful.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Easily make up for 0-3 butter cookies planning ahead for Upcoming Snacks Of The Day.  Shouldn't be too difficult.  CAN Jesus become an Avenger at some point.  IS THAT in the cards.  Who would play Jesus.  Off the top of my head CHARLES MANSON.  He plays Old Jesus.  Jesus never got old on Earth.  We can only speculate what Old Jesus Looks Like.  Also what we consider Jesus Looks like is obviously not what Historical Jesus looked like.  Who knows.  JESUS DON'T LOOK LIKE NOBODY. He's his own person.  WHY must we judge his looks compared to others!  Hmm.  What else is up and crap.  I'll be able to fit in Bob Dylan Enterprise after shower after walk III before going for Walk IV.  Then I have lunch AT SOME POINT after Walk IV.  Not IMMEDIATELY after probably.  WE'LL SEE HOW IT SHAKES OUT.  Pretty sure Christ Pratt is a big Jesus Fan.  So maybe that's relevant in this.  Oh well what can ya do.
   We all gotta be fans of something.  For ME it's Fountains Of Wayne.  For OTHER people it's Jesus.  Whose to say which is better, not me, it's all subjective.  Anyway.  Oh.  HEY.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Crate Day, National Green Bean Casserole Day, and National Rhubarb Vodka Day.  First of all TODAY HAS NO FOODS.  And I don't remember saying that yesterday.  Yesterday I must have forgotten to tell you about National Food Of Tomorrow.  Suffice to say THERE'S NOTHIN.  Anyway.  TOMORROW, though.  CRATE?!  A Crate Of Beer is 24 bottles or cans.  Oh.  Sounds like a nice amount of bottles or cans.  Good for them.  DON'T WANT NO GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE.  I like Vodka. Rhubarb can't be bad.  So that covers all of that and crap.  Hmm.  If I DO have chicken nuggets suddenly I am excited about lunch!  Lemme LTURQ Right Now so YOU KNOW what I got going before me telling you tonight.  No chicken nuggets.  Some BACON though.  Maybe I have 3/4ths of waffle and 4 or so slices of Thin Thin bacon.  Have other fourth of waffle as some sort of snack at some point.  GREAT I'm gonna go now.  See ya Tonighty!

I Know Who Cares

    Hey friends!  Read the first chapter and a half of THEM PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF THE AMERICA.  Kind of a bummer!  So farI got to the part where America Fucked Over The American Indians and I'm HALFWAY through America Fucking Over Original Slaves From Africa.  NO SPOILERS.  Holding onto hope that thing turn around soon.  Ya know like the mid 1600's.  I figure anything can happen.  Also my instinct was to say WE Fucked Over The American Indians and WE Fucked Over Original Slaves From Africa.  Why am I THEM and not THE OTHER.  I'm NONE of the people in this equation but if you want me to identify with anyone I'M GONNA SIDE WITH THEM OPPRESSED.  Hmm.  Sounds like a Dangerous Idea.  IF WE ALL SIDE WITH THE OPPRESSED IT WILL MAKE THINGS VAGUELY MORE INCONVENIENT FOR TE OPPRESSORS.  And THEN where would we be.  Oh No I'm Scared.
   Anyway NO SPOILERS like I said.  The point is I think my Tablet has NOT been accessed by internet Lately or EVER.  Also I know there is limited amount of MemorySpace on Tablet but I don't need to worry about running out of space with SillySlides. Ya know NoteNotes.  I can amass tens of thousands of them I think and it wouldn't Overload the Memory Reserves.  WHEW.  Made some good use of TabletTime earlier in the day.  Midday I kinda hit a wall.  NOW WE'RE INTO LateDay though.  So anything can happen!  Anyway.  Might indulge and have a total of FOR Beers tonight.  I had 1 beer instead of 2 TWICE in the last 3 days.  TIME FOR THE PIED PIPER TO GET HIS PAY.  Something like that.  Oh that reminds me I was gonna have an Orange Chocolate Lollipop.  WOW ORANGE.  THIS IS GOING GREAT.  Had 3/4ths of Waffle and Perect Amount Of Crappy SuperMarket Leftover Bacon-- 4 slices-- for lunch.  IT WAS GREAT.  I enjoyed the waffle and the bacon and all in all I'm glad I ate lunch and didn't just skip it completely.  Had bison burger with Cheez It for dinner. GO FIGURE. I'll be here for when you're done.  Done figuring.
   Third paragraph!  Watched some Simpsons and some Tales In The Crypt today.  FOR TONIGHT I've got The AmityHorror II lined up.  The one with incest.  Was that a factor in my deciding to watch it?  One can only assume It Must Have Been.  Anyway.  Even if I wanted to continue re-watching NightMare On That ElmStreet franchise IT'S NO LONGER AVAILABLE TO ME.  It was on HBO Max for OVER A YEAR.  Then I finally watched the first one.  Then when that week-changeover ended NO MORE NIGHTMARES available.  Now a new franchise is available.  Them HELLRAISERS.  Or SOME OF THEM at least.  WOW. I feel like Pinhead is more of an OPPRESSED than an OPPRESSOR.  But I'm open to having a scholarly debate about it.  NO not scholarly debates though.  I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR RECREATIONAL WORKING CLASS EVERY-MAN SPECULATION DEBATES.  I got PLACES TO BE.  ONE AT A TIME.  I can't be in multiple places at once, just like everyone else!  LAWS OF PHYSICS apply to me just as much as anyone-- PERHAPS EVEN MORE.
   Fourth paragraph of Nighttime.  Also yes presumably I am getting drunk, watching Amityville II, AND doing Tablet Time.  That's the premise of tonight.  Figure I got 2 snacks leftover for tonight.  SmallSnacks!  A fudgesicle and a, I dunno, Decent Sized Snack Thing.  Possibly as small as a Dependable Granola Bar, possibly as large as a Golden Graham Bar.  The cards are in my... deck?  That can't be an expression.  Oh well.  Probably gonna bite into lollipop.  Hmm can have a couple of lollipops. That's one way to go.  I think I'm gonna bite into THIS ONE for NOW though.  Then take the rest of my evening as it goes on a lollipop-by-lollipop basis.  HEY DELICIOUS.  What kinda breakfast I got going on tomorrow.  Could be anything.  Balanced Breakfast, Classic Breakfast, Donut Breakfast, Breakfast Sandwich... they can ALL make a good case for themselves. Or for others.  Maybe Breakfast Sandwich wants to make a good case for Balanced Breakfast.  in which case I'm VERY open to their arguments.  Now that I know they're not making arguments for selfish reasons-- being proponents of themselves-- I'm really curious to see their argument for just something They Truly Believe Would Be Good For me.
   Yeah!  Last paragraph of the night.  For YOU.  I got plenty of, "Paragraphs," left for my TABLET time.  Not sure how much of the notes will be in paragraph form.  Probably-- HOPEFULLY-- a small minority of the notes.  But SOME OF IT I feel is a safe bet.  Just finished beer #1.  Start beer #2 I guess.  Anyway.  Snack in midday was Smaller iced Cream Sandwich.  IT WAS GOOD.  Maybe THAT'S what I have tonight.  I DUNNO I'M CONFUSED.  Something like a small iced cream sandwich and a tootsie pop.  AS the two things.  Uhh.  Hurts my brain.  I can't contemplate that NightSnack Permutation clearly.  Oh well maybe one day I'll be able to.  Hmm.  At this point maybe just start beer #2 when I'm done here.  And settle in to watch some Horror Film with an Incest B Plot.  It's SCARY because HEY THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN AT ALL.  What else is up.  Not sure if they COMMIT incest.  I think they do actually.  But at the very least there's incest overtunes.  Or undertunes.  Tunes.  Heh.  WELL that's it for me.  See ya tomorrow

-7:58 P.M.

Thursday, December, 2022

This Entry Gonna Be So-So

    Hey friends!  I'm here pretty early.  AM I having trouble with LEFT SHIFT BAR?  Hmm.  I'm not right NOW.  Felt like I had some problems while Formatting website.  SEE Right There.  IT IS CAUSING ME SOME PROBLEM.  Gonna load up External Keyboard.  OKAY.  Here I am.  Not used to using external keyboard at this time of day OR facing this direction.  When I use keyboard at night I'm facing NORTH not EAST.  Anyway.  Problem with SHIFT KEY was 10% of the time I was holding it down vaguely but NOT ENOUGH I GUESS.  And I use SHIFTS a lot.  Maybe I could get used to using right Shift Key I DUNNO.  Do Righties usually use Right Shift Key?  Not sure about that.  Better LTURQ.  THIS DISCUSSION IS WEIRD.  People using both shift keys a lot.  Maybe it's a corrupted sample size.  People who respond to Poll about which shift key they use TEND to be the kind of people who use shift keys dumbly.  Anyway.  For me it's Left Shift Key EXCLUSIVELY.  I can't remember that last time IF EVER I've used right shift key.  I imagine there's a lesson in Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing where they cover the right shift key.  Musta been absent that day.  I HAD A FEVER.  I'm not trying to skip school for fun.  MY MOM CAN VOUCH FOR ME.
   Anyway.  9:16 AM!  And it was even earlier when I started entry.  What else is up.  Pretty happy with NightMight Snacking.  Didn't have ABSOLUTELY ZERO for third day in a row but had JUST ONE MERE BUTTER COOKIE.  Less than 40 calories.  No I can't say I had NOTHING.  SEMANTICALLY it's bothersome.  BUT in spirit I'm not unhappy about it.  Anyway.  Had Modified Classic Breakfast.  Had pre-made ice cream cone instead of iced cream sandwich.  Which'll run ya 20 calories more.  Oh well I GOT EM so I gotta EAT EM at some point.  Hmm.  Waffle for lunch today I guess! I have very little choice in the matter.  I could have Sandwich Scheduled For Next Week.  I dunno.  It's early, but I think I'd rather eat something savory YOU JERKS.  Hmm.  Loaded up Tablet.  It was great!  It was more or less exactly what I hoped I'd get out of it.  Maybe 90%.  PLUS I never accessed the internet on it.  NO algorithms gonna be aware of MY documents.  So that's good.  Took a lot of notes with Special Pen.  It's like writing in notebook but ink never runs out, spiral notebook never runs out, its more legible, you can alternate between color and size and style of font... WOW.  GREAT.  Even do some doodling.  That's what it's really for.  I'm gonna get pretty good at Computer Doodling!
   Third paragraph.  Had some more interesting dreams last night.  Can't remember any of them.!  But I'm interested in what they were.  THUS interesting dreams.  Anyway.  Dad goin' to get Dental Implant today.  I hope it all works out for the best.  Probably didn't need to say that explicitly.  Maybe I did.  You might think I wanted my Dad to suffer with dental implant going wrong.  In which case you don't know me at all.  Hmm.  What Bob Dylan Enterprise songs am I doing today.  Old And Only In The Way by Charlie Poole, Black Magic Woman by Santana, and By The Time by I Get To Phoenix Jimmy Webb.  Huh.  Listened to each song once already.  Didn't register a lot of it.  HOWEVER I think I figured out what Old and only in the way means.  At first it seemed like a weird phrase that doesn't mean anything logically. NOW I think I get it?  Oh you wouldn't want me around.  I'm and and would only be in the way.  Maybe that's not it.  Right now can't think of anything better!
   Fourth paragraph.  Hmm.  Super Market is back in stock of Diet Coke!  Now I got ALL THE SODA I WANT in cart for tomorrow.  Only thing I don't have that I want is Chicken Caesar Salad.  DANGIT.  This ruins everything.  Still got 9 or 10 hours for it to become available.  Hmm.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Business Of Popping Corn Day and National Fritters Day.  Why should I not only celebrate the business of popping corn but ALSO why should we call it Popping Corn and not Popcorn.  HMM NO ANSWER.  National Fritters.  Not sure I've ever had A Fritters.  I'd try a savory fritters!  Even without knowing what Fritters means.  I know there's Apple Fritters.  Some sort of pastry I'd wager.  MIGHT just be an overarching term for something that's been battered or breaded or fried.  That's what WIKIPEDIA says.  Maybe they're saying something else.  But that's the impression that I get!
   Hmm.  Finished Academia Book yesterday.  The 30 page appendix was REAL Technical Stuff.  I might have absorbed about 10% of the knowledge.  Tried earnestly the first half dozen pages before I decided to start Browsing at Quicker and Quicker speeds.  Each time I turned the page (not each page, each TWO pages, GET IT?) I read a little bit more indiscriminately than before.  Anyway.  I guess I either start a new book today or enjoy some lotta time off in afternoon.  OR BOTH.  Figure out a book that I'd enjoy!  And/or wouldn't be a chore to read.  On SOME level I'd enjoy a book that'd be a chore to read.  Anyway.  What else is up.  At first I used PIN CODE to lock my tablet.  Because it's FUN.  Then I realized NO ONE CAN STEAL THIS in any scenario I can imagine.  PLUS if they could what do they get.  Some stick figures and notes.  I can handle that.  Anyway.  Watched some more Tales In The Crypt and The Simpsons last night!  AMAZING.  COFFEE TIME.
   Yeah!  Got some diet coke and coffee going.  In separate reservoirs.  So that's good.  Maybe if I had Chicken And Waffle I'd be really excited about that.  I Don't, though!  Not sure what's gonna be for dinner.  Could be anything!  Deli, Diner, Italian Restaurant.  Dad said he'd only want something soft because of Dental Implant.  First thing he said was Spaghetti.  LOOK I didn't even have pizza on my radar for tonight but if that's in the cards GREAT.  You'll get no argument from me!  Maybe an argument IN FAVOR.  I don't NEED to make that argument in this scenario because we'd get it anyway.  But it can't HURT to make my position specifically known.  Like when Supreme Court decides something.  We know the Minority Opinion can get to make an explicit argument.  Maybe even SUPPLEMENTAL Majority Opinion.  I'm no SUPREME COURT SCHOLAR.  Anyway.  Feels like Season IV of The Simpsons is shaping up to be good.  I think MOST people who TINK they know The Simpsons generally think started out good, got better, stayed better, then started getting worse over time.  I think if I really tried I could figure out How It's Operating on a season by season basis.  Episode by episode is impossible.  But Hey This Is The Season IV Aesthetic compared to Season III and V?  Why not!  PLUS ideally I can do it in CONTEXT of other seasons.  This is how Season IV built on Season IIV.  And how it laid the tracks for season IIIII.
   Whatever.  Seventh paragraph.  Do I have any hot pockets or anything.  Hmm. I got Toaster Egg Sandwich Things.  Not very filling.  But I could have the 2 remaining ones as a lunch I guess.  Maybe.  We'll see how it goes and crap.  OH.  Got All The Egg Whites.  Entire portion that came with Waffle.  Maybe have 1/3rd-2/3rds of them with a BAGEL or something for lunch.  No or something.  With A BAGEL.  That's how it'd go!  That's something really worth considering.  Also Now Waffle will replace Salad for Next Week Lunch Routine.  Hmm.  I had added FUJI Apples but now I'm taking them out.  When I added them I figured I'd be into eating one or two over the next week.  NOW I'm thinking nah I'd rather just eat Mass Produced BARS.  HEY almost done with Seventh Paragraph.  Then it's just three more until Walk II!  Maybe I can figure out how Walk II is different than Walk III.  I KNOW ALREADY.  I haven't put it into words yet but I get the sense of how Walks Are Unique!
   Hmm.  Not sure why I don't want waffle but would be okay with bagel.  Bagel is bread.  Waffle is batter.  Oh Okay I see.  Anyway.  Just have enough Egg White such that I'm very comfortable having Left Over Egg White as Single Breakfastsworth Portion.  Hmm.  Bison burger would be good for dinner from Diner.  OR Special Thursday Special Turkey Dinner from Deli!  It's a turkey dinner PLUS good stuffing.  Split that sucker into half.  Amazing.  Last thursday was Special Turkey Day ACROSS ALL delis.  Didn't have turkey then.  Didn't even have Deli then.  What else is up.  I dunno.  Dad is probably skipping his walk today but that shouldn't really effect my Ideal Walking Schedule much one way or the other.  Hmm.  Weird to write digitally onto tablet.  I get to press down on surface I'm writing on which helps make the writing a little more deliberate and clearer.  Normally I can't do that cause I'm Lefty And it'd Smudge.  WOW.  WHAT A BREAKTHROUGH.  Part of the reason I write illegibly is because I can't smudge because I'm a lefty!  WOW sounds like I got great excuse going forward in life.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  For a while it was looking like we'd go celebrate The Holiday at Uncle's house this year.  Now kinda feels like that won't happen whether Uncle gets better or not!  He might be getting better but NOT ENOUGH better.  And the clock is ticking in terms of how much time he has to get better!  Anyway.  I dunno.  Had standard 2 beers last night.  Will I have 3 beers tonight because I have extra beer in my pocket from Tuesday?  SURE MAYBE WHO CAN SAY NOT ME.  Nice fun taking walks today Not In Rain.  Look rain is all well and good from time to time.  But half a dozen walks in rain IN ONE DAY?  And some of that rain is MODERATE RAIN MIXED WITH WINDINESS?  That's not great! Opened up Real Real Dense Beastie Boys Book a day or two ago.  Read two pages.  WOW.  They're talkin' about this guy who was friends with The Beastie Boys early on or something.  Just a lot of quotes from people who knew him.  WOW SOUNDS LIKE AN INTERESTING GUY.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Hmm.  Hope SHIFT key goes back to normal.  But that's not the direction things usually go in!  Something gets worse?  Probably gonna get More Worse rather than Better.  Maybe.  Anyway.  I'm excited about any of the three possible dinners I got going on.  Really can't go wrong either way.  Does EITHER WAY have to be a 2 choice thing or can it be any amount of Ways.  I think any amount of Ways?  A binary choice is the CLASSIC either way but Any Amount Of Options is still an Either Way I feel.  So that's good.  Getting Frosted Flakes cereal.  Running low on Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  Frosted Flakes is more responsible and healthy by a long shot.  Or something like that.  I dunno.  Not sure when I play with Tablet again today.  Tonight is as close to a sure thing as you're gonna get!  Makes sense I pick it up and doodle around or something in the afternoon as well.  HUH.  Anything good happen this Act? NO NOT YET.  At this pace I'll NEVER have anything good happen this Act.  OH OKAY TOO BAD.  See ya soon!

what makes me so confident

    Hey friends!  Took a look at Egg White portion.  I think I'm gonna try to have enough egg white left over for 2 Balanced Breakfasts.  Hmm.  Maybe make bagel with Egg White a STANDARD lunch week in week out as opposed to a Back Up If Something Else Goes Awry.  Either way gonna have that sucker for lunch today.  Take a look at bagel.  See if I can determine just how one side up is different from the other.  Won't be able to figure out which side is UP and which side is DOWN.  But if I can be like ok I see the difference between sides now then that's more or less all I wanna achieve.  Anyway.  Listened to Bob Dylan Enterprise songs some more.  Registered very little of them!  But it was a pleasant experience more or less anyway.  Hmm.  Maybe work on Jeff Tweedy song writing book in middle of day.  That's EASY to read and/or FUN.  Possible PRODUCTION as well.  Not sure I wanna write a song this week.  I wanna write songs IN GENERAL.  But am I up to that point?  I dunno!  Gotta get started at some point though.
   Hmm.  I was using my Guitar Amplification System (GAS) and I was cycling through the 30 Pre Set tones and I realized I re-named all of them For Fun and I'm getting a kick out of the names I made up for Guitar Tones 3 or so years ago.  Also I MADE UP a few of these guitar tones.  Most of them are just pre-set ones though.  Hmm.  The names usually keep similar words than the titles they used.  But I add MY OWN LITTLE BITS OF FLAVOR to em.  I LIKE IT it's great fun.  None of the tones sound GOOD.  Must be something wrong with the amplifier if when I play guitar it sounds bad.  Can't be ME.  I'm GREAT.  Sounds about right.  Anyway.  Lunch gonna run ya at around 1:30 or 2:00 PM.  That's not waht, "Run Ya Around," means.  You get the idea, though!  Around 1:30 or 2:00 gonna run me around 2 hours 45 minutes or three hours 15 minutes.  You get the idea.  HALL OF FAMER Gaylord Perry died!  Huh.  Amusing name.  Good.
   Three paragraphs to go for DayTime Day!  What Simpsons episode do I got coming up.  Bart falls in love with babysitter.  Oh good. I bet there's loads of laughs in that one!  That'd be my first guess.  Bagel is healthy because it's relatively low in calories considering how much filling it is Sometimes On Occasion.  It's unhealthy because It's Just A Big Chunk Of Bread.  Hmm.  But it leads to me eating egg whites.  Egg whites are healthy!  I assume they're made of the shell of eggs.  That's the whitest part of egg.  Anyway.  Do Nature Predators eat whole eggs.  I don't see some Nature Predator stealing some eggs and then taking the time to crack it open and crap.  Just eat them eggs shell and all!  Your digestive system will do the work for you.  Send the egg shells to other parts of your body besides your digestive system where they can be kept safely.  What else is up.  How upset is Bird (or other animal) when their eggs are stolen.  They gotta be besides themselves with grief is my first instinct.  But THEN AGAIN feels like it would happening a lot.  Birds probably just accept it as part of doing business.  HUMAN ABORTION Comparison.  I dunno.  Don't feel like making comparisons today.  Maybe later.
   Penultimate Paragraph of the day!  So that's good.  Walk after this.  Then shower.  Then Bob Dylan.  Then walk.  Then A PERIOD OF TIME before lunch.  Then lunch!  Then walk.  THEN I think I'm due for reading.  Then walk.  Then some time.  Then dinner.  Then walk.  Then entry.  Then TabletTime.  Then sleep.  WITH TELEVISION WATCHING all throughout.  I think that's more or less an accurate description of what I got coming up.  The program I use for Drawing & Writing With E-PEN Randomly saves each, "Slide," easily BUT when you look at the slides in bulk the newer ones appear first.  So if you're looking at slides IN TOTAL they're going in the opposite direction.  OH WELL.  I'll figure out, "The Kinks," I guess.  What else is up.  OH HEY I get to put Academia Book away some where.  Still left it shitting on Table Surface Somewhere.  DONE WITH THIS BOOK CLUNKING UP MY ROOM.  Not sure where to put it ideally.  I got time to figure it out though.
   Hmm.  Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  So I got that going for me.  While browsing through Bob Dylan book I saw one of these song's Steam Of Consciousness Essays is POSSIBLY TE LONGEST ONE I've come across.  Could be seven or nine pages.  I TINK it was the Black Magic Lady song.  Well great I guess that'll be fun.  Or maybe not.  What do I know.  Got another book or two I could consider reading coming up.  AMAZING.  Bob dylan book only gonna last me through SUNDAY I believe.  I crunched the numbers yesterday.  I THINK I determined I'd finish it on Sunday.  TODAY IS THURDAY.  How many days until Sunday LET ME COUNT THY WAYS.  Thursday.  Friday.  Saturday.  Sunday.  Four days!  I think.  Might have to crunch those numbers some more just to be sure.  I'll do it later!  What else is crap.  I could see myself going through Bob Dylan Enterprise again later on down the road.  Just as I did this time.  But this time I've already been through it once!  Not SOON.  But maybe in Oh I Don't Know 8-24 months.  WOW.  Anyway that's it for now.  I'll see ya tonight!
 

Well well Well

    Hey what's up friends.  That sentence could use a, "Comma," or two.  Oh, well!  No going back now!  Probably won't get around to Going Back later on, either.  At this point I've Given Up On Going Back.  THE POINT IS I had a great Production Day.  EIGHT walks.  SMALL amount of snacks.  SO MUCH TABLET TIME.  Lots of Simpsons Enjoyment and Tales In The Crypt Scares!  And Oh So Much Tablet Time.  Anyway, that's all in the past now.  Time to Move On Again.  Every few sentences It Becomes Time To Move On.  Kinda seems like a gyp.  How could I move on all the time when there's very little to move on FROM?  I dunno but I GUESS I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.  Hmm.  Had delightful two slices of pizza for dinner.  One with just garlic.  One with just anchovie!  Well they also had cheese, crust, and tomato sauce.  The second slice of pizza, for instance, wasn't just a handful of crushed-into-oblivion garlic.  Maybe Crushed Garlic is the accurate phrase.  I think I really need to drive the point home What kind Of Garlic It is.  CRUSHED INTO OBLIVION GARLIC.
   Anyway.  Got choco pop going right now.  Started A Beer #1.  Will I have The Three today?  Could be!  What else is going on.  What do I put on the TeleVision Set when this is over.  Maybe Tales In The Crypt or somethin, I dunno.  I don't feel like paying attention to The Simpsons.  Not so much paying attention, but having to get Sucked Into The Groove as I would have to be to appreciate Simpsons.  IF I WANNA LAUGH I GOTTA PAY ATTENTION.  If I'm watching Tales In The Crypt I can get away with paying as low as 2.5% Attention. So that's good.  Probably a great Third, fourth, and SEVENTH option.  The fifth through sixth options ARE CRAP though.  What else is up.  What kinda snack I got going on for tonight?  Right now considering a Golden Graham Bar and/or a Fudgesicle.  SUBJECT TO CHANGE would be UNDERselling it.  I haven't laid it down completely From The Start.  So it can't CHANGE if it's never even been COMMITTED to.  The point is ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AS OF THIS MOMENT.
   Hmm.  Enjoying Tablet Time!  Everything is going Great, Just Great.  Gotta accept Super Market delivery tomorrow morning.  Assuming I get up as early as I want, I can presumably fit in Six Walks Real Easy and Seven Walks if I wanna CrunchTime things.  WHICH I PROBABLY WILL.  I got an Official Weigh In coming in Possibly Four Weeks Exactly From Today.  I WANNA KNOCK OFF a pound or two from The Lots Of Pounds I Gained Since Last Weigh In A Few Months Ago.  So that's good.  WHAT KINDA SNACKWEHAD in afternoon.  I think it mighta just been two portions of Butter Cookie!  One butter cookie at one point.  Two Butter Cookie at a later point!  THAT COULDA BEEN IT.  The point is BUTTER COOKIES ARE A HIT and also THERE WAS A SECRET FIFTH KIND OF BUTTER COOKIE. When I first opened it I saw four columns of specific different cookies.  Once things got moved around a bit, though, turns out ENTIRELY HIDDEN COLUMN OF DIFFERENT KIND OF BUTTER COOKIE.  We're talking DIFFERENT SHAPE...  THE WORKS.  Hey only 2 more paragraphs to go.
   Gonna bite into Choco Pop now.  Not SURE how much Tablet Time I'm gonna be doing tonight.  I will of course pick it up and do it a little bit.  A few Slides of tablet time.  I open program that lets you draw.  I use pen to take Notes and Doodle.  I finish one page, I save it, start a new page.  I'm calling them SLIDES because sounds about right and also what else is going on.  Anything go on in the news today.  NOPE.  News took a surprise day off today.  THAT'S A FALSEHOOD.  Oh well what can ya do.  If I WERE gonna watch Tales In The Crypt, what episode am I up to?  IT BETTER BE SURPRISE PARTY that's all I can say.  YES!!! IT'S SURPRISE PARTY.  Pretty much seals the deal.  Gonna watch that now when I get off.  Get off from Writing Entry.  Ya know MY JOB?  What else is up.  Had Half of Egg White reserves with bagel for lunch.  Guess I just got 1 Balanced Breakfastsworth of Egg White left!  May have that tomorrow, may not, I dunno!  If I don't though, I'd say Three Tiny Donuts is the main contender for Breakfast Likelihoods.  Ya know what?  Main contender either way!  THREE SMALL DONUTS is the PLURALITY Breakfast Option and I'm VERY happy with it.
   Last paragraph of the night! For entry!  Gotta imagine I'm writing a lot of Paragraphsworth of words on Tablet coming up.  I JUST WRITE CRAP ALL DAY LONG IT TURNS OUT.  YEP.  Works for me!  Also Tablet Time is funnier and better written than Entry Time.  Go figure!  SAVE THE BEST STUFF JUST FOR ME.  Good.  Getting the hang of Different Brushes of Doodling.  They got MOCK paint brushes, MOCK pencils, MOCK pen, MOCK marker... ALL TAHT STUFF.  It's great going back and forth between them at seemingly random moments!  And don't even get me started on going back and forth between COLORS at seemingly random moments.  Pretty strange that NO CLASSIC AUTHOR TO MY KNOWLEDGE has ever written books where the manuscript specifies it goes back and forth between fonts and colors All The Time.  Seems like low hanging fruit for someone to be A Real Creative Originaltype Writer Person.  WOW LONG HANGING FRUIT.  DISGUSTING.  Anyway that's it.  See ya tomorry!

-8:04 P.M.

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