Sunday, April 30, 2023

Writing Great Titles Because It's The Right Thing To Do

    Hey friends.  10:33 AM!  Should be able to do wahtever I wanna do today.  Well that checks out.  Should be able to do WHAT I WANNA DO In Terms Of Responsibility Benchmarks I Wanna Hit today.  Ya know walking.  Oh okay that checks out still.  Took walk I in silence.  Wait.  No.  One person spoke to me.  Walked around them.  They said HEY DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.  I said NO PROBLEM.  So that interrupted my Silence Perfect Score.  But you get the idea.  Hmm.  Had reasonable Over Night Eating. Hmm.  Had Heartful brownie for breakfast.  It's HEALTHY because WHY NOT.  Retrieved clean shirt from Laundromat.  By which I mean my Dryer.  Kind of a Home Laundromat.  More accurately My Dryer.  Did that BEFORE walk.  I got the order of things wrong.  That'll happen on occasion!  Anyway.  Might have set myself up to not have enough beer this week.  Lemme crunch the numbers Right Now.  YEP.  Didn't crunch the numbers exactly At All right now but STILL FEELS like I didn't.
   Hmm.  Crunching numbers is hard.  Lemme use a pencil and pad.  Then again that's hard too.  Gotta use my hands.  Hands are all the way in the middle part of my body.  I'M WAY UP IN MY HEAD.  Very inconvenient to access other parts of my body.  So that's good.  What to watch on Television Set today.  Think last night I was halfway through METH documentry on HBO.  Possible I finished that one.  Who can keep track.  Lots of people can keep tracks.  Probably me.  JUST NOT RIGHT NOW.  Hmm.  Went with 12 shirts yesterday for laundry. COULD have been a different number of shirts.  TRIED to pick up 12 shirts to put in the laundry.  POSSIBLE I MISCOUNTED THOUGH.  Either way laundry machine or dryer didn't explode or anything.  So it went okay.  Possible they started breaking subtly on the inside.  You know how that goes.  WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE breaking subtly on the inside. Often because of too many shirts.  Huh.  Coffee time.
   Hey.  Dad wants me to get bakery on next walk.  That's great.  I'm gonna be a wonderful son.  Do something productive for my family.  It'll pay off big time for a day or two.  ALSO brought it up to my Mom.  Getting her something too.  Now I'm being a wonderful son IN TWO DIRECTIONS.  The only negative is between Getting Bakery and Figuring Out What We're Doing For Bakery might take 5 or 10 minutes.  Meaning THAT EATS INTO MY TIME.  And MY TIME IS PRECIOUS.  We LIVE AND DIE BY THE CLOCK.  Tom Hanks says something like that in The Cast Away.  I'd quote him exactly but I DON'T HAVE IT IN FRONT OF ME RIGHT NOW.  And why should I.  It's a MOVIE I watched.  I don't need it IN FRONT OF ME AT ALL TIMES.  Possibly The Film Makers needed it in front of them at all times.  Gotta be immersed in it fully to make it.  I don't know.  Maybe I should get something at bakery for myself.  A SENSE OF PURPOSE.  Getting food for my family.  Oh that's great.
   Not plain food but DESSERT.  I'm not providing nourishment as much as I'm providing indulgence.  Family deserves some Dessert.  LIFE BEEN TOUGH ON FAMILY NOW AND AGAIN.  That's how I feel.  Indulgence is nourishment.  When I eat dessert it IS breakfast.  THAT'S MY NOURISHMENT.  That's me at least.  What else is up and crap.  Not sure I'm a fan of Methamphetamines.  Not sure I'm a fan of them at all!  I'm on ritalin.  Is that in the methamphetamine category.  Or is a JUNIOR Methamphetamine.  It starts with a METH but not with a methAMP.  I think its a Methyl.  DIFFERENT DEAL.  So that's good.  Good for me!  Doesn't get me high at all.  Doesn't get me anything.  Presumably gets me something.  That's the premise.  Took it when I was in college.  Helped me concentrate more.  Did it work?  MAYBE.  Did it not work?  NOPE.  So in the end GREAT.  Anyway.  No communal dinner delivery today.  What do I got leftover from Super Marker.  Sushi, turkey meatloaf, and vegetable burger.  LUNCH today I CANNOT say.  Hey a rhyme.
   Wrote a couple of chord progressions yesterday.  NOT GREAT.  But something.  REALLY BARELY something.  But SOMETHING.  Really AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH Barely Something.  Wrote a couple of titles.  Cannot Stress though enough NOT Titles I'm comfortable using.  Oh well-- that's Yesterday For Ya.  Hey I played guitar for 10 or 15 minutes.  If nothing else that killed some time.  What else is going on.  Halfway through the paragraph that will get me to halfway through the act.  That's pretty amazing.  Anyway.  The important thing is I made no record of how to play exactly the chord progressions which was the most important part so now they are pretty much useless as well.  Ah that's good what a relief.  Hmm.  How long do I have to write the next five paragraphs.  I'd say up to Enough Time Now Taht I Think About It.  That's pretty good.  Like Enough Time I Do.  Makes sense That Word Order Does.  Oh I get it Yoda Talks Like This.
   Wonder if George Lucas was just having a seizure at some point and was like WAIT A SECOND THIS IS GOLD I SHUOLD WRITE A CHARACTER WHO TALKS LIKE THIS.  Doesn't have to be having a seizure.  Could have just been having an, "Episode," in terms of What I Was Just Having.  YEAH.  Going into final day of weekly speculation baseball battle.  Still ahead 6-3-1 in Stat Categories.  SHOULD BE A GOOD WEEK.  Sure.  Mets game postponed again today due to rain?  NOT EVEN RAINING RIGHT NOW.  What the HELL.  Guess it's gonna rain later.  Better LTURQ.  See for myself.  Baseball might be lying about it.  Well internet says it will be raining.  But they also say it's raining right now.  Not in MY house it isn't.  Not OUTSIDE my house it isn't.  You get the idea.  My neighborhood doesn't play by YOUR RULES.  That's how that goes.  Hey this is the sixth paragraph PLUS it's over.  That speaks VOLUMES about how deep into the act I am.  Hey this paragraph sucked.  That speaks VOLUMES about how much this sucks in general.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Well what can ya do.  Put your best foot forward.  Wait a second.  Do I normally put my best foot forward.  Lemme get up and test it out.  I can't imagine it properly GOTTA TRY IT OUT IN PRACTICE.  YEP I DO.  Left foot.  I'm a lefty.  Makes sense left if best foot AND IT IS the one I put forward first.  Go figure.  Let's see.  I said four paragraphs to go a little bit ago but now it's really closer to three and a half paragraphs to go.  The important thing is I'm not pleased with myself.  Probably come of as Pleased With Myself a lot of the time.  Probably AM superficially pleased with myself a lot of the time!  But it's balanced very evenly by feelings of dissatisfaction.  So that's good.  How far away is Citizen Field from my neighborhood.  They feel so confident in Significant Rain that they don't wanna play a Baseball Game.  Better LTURQ.  Consult the Google Maps Section Of Google.  Then again don't feel like it.
   Eighth paragraph.  Maps backwards is SPAM.  Feels like that belongs in a palindrome.  Let's get some people working on that one.  Today is the last day of the month.  Gonna be at the top of April 2023 for all of Crazy sheet net.  Wonder if anyone ever will click April 2023 for crazy sheet net.  Gotta imagine lots of DRONES or SPAM BOTS or ALGORITHMS gonna have A FIELD DAY clicking on links or something.  Doing whatever they do.  Not sure how things work exactly.  The important thing is I MAKE MONEY WITH THE ADS.  I don't have any ads on website.  Which is good.  Put on ad on website people who work for Ad Agency might wanna know what the website their ad is on is all about.  I don't need then scrutinizing this website.  Breathing down my neck.  Who needs that kind of thing.  NO ADS MEANS TOTAL FREEDOM.  I can say whatever I want.  GO OFF ON WHATEVER TANGENT.  ...Hmm.  Not so much I wanna say AS OF NOW.  Check back LATER.  Might come up with some TANGENTS that Ad Agencies DON'T WANT YOU TO HEAR.  YOU'RE GONNA BE SHOCKED at what comes out of my mouth.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Figure I'll come up with two paragraphs in a reasonable amount of time.  HOW LONG do I wanna do it IDEALLY?  Let's say twenty minutes is a good goal to aim for.  Not SO MUCH time that it's PLENTY of time.  But it's PLENTY of time so much that it's SO MUCH time.  Huh.  George Lucas didn't have a seizure for Yoda He Had DIVINE INSPIRATION.  GET OFF HIS BACK ABOUT IT.  Anyway.  A paragraph and a half to go.  I can work with that sort of amount of paragraphs to go.  Gonna possibly get my Dad something from Bakery that I TOOK NO PICTURE OF.  He was interested in SCONE which I told him exist but we have no tangible picture evidence of.  So that's something that may be very interesting to no one but probably to my Dad and also to me because I live vicariously through those close to me.  Amazing.   JUST started to hear raining.  Probably because it started to rain.  Possible my Dad cancels his bakery order.  May not wanna risk getting Bakery Food wet.  GONNA SEE HOW HE FEELS ABOUT THIS ONE.  You IDIOT.
   Last paragraph.  Dangit just started raining HARD.  HOW COME THERE WERE NO WARNING SIGNS THIS MIGHT HAPPEN.  Wait a second just STOPPED raining hard.  Still raining.  Just not as hard.  Ugh.  What else is going on.  Rain starting to build back up again.  This may be touch and go for a while.  Either way WAS gonna take a silence walk for walk II BUT I MAY BE ON ALERT for phone call in case there is UPDATE TO THE ORDER.  Might need to be ready for phone call.  Might as well listen to music if I got ear buds on.  SO THAT SHOULD BE INTERESTING.  What else is going on and crap.  Maybe bring down hangers. Told you about all the hangers I got a few days ago.  THOUGHT I was cleaning my room yesterday.  FORGOT ABOUT BRINGING DOWN HANGERS.  It's ABOUT TIME I bring down some hangers.  No use for hangers lately.  Just leave clothes in dryer.  Take shirts out one by one.  Because that's the way I operate.  Okay.  Worse ways to live your life I guess.  Anyway.  I'll be back. 

it's a good thing you're here

    Not Literally.  Figuratively Great.  Figuratively Here.  Hey back from Silence Walk II.  Was raining hard for first halve of walk.  the hard rain a-fallin' was unpleasant but first halve of halve was doubly unpleasant because Sidewalk was NONSTOP PUDDLE.  Not soakin my socks puddle but pretty deep nonetheless.  Anyway.  Survived that part of walk.  Second half of walk was light rain.  MORE WALK GENERAL UPKEEP-- Dad might take his walk earlyier today so I might not take third walk before his walk so I might have to take bonus walk after his walk but that's okay because I'm taking longer break in middle of the day so it shouldn't be a problem walkwise.  Walkwise should be a word.  STREETWISE is a word. People walk down the street.  Well you should walk adjacent to the street on the sidewalk.  You walk down the street you're gonna run into some problems.  But you get the idea.
   What else is up.  Sunday today.  Feels like I should appreciate a Sunday.  It's the Lords day.  Every other day we can appreciate Other False Idols but TODAY IS TIME FOR LORD.  What do I mean OTEHR False Idols.  LORD ISN'T FALSE IDOL AT ALL.  Lord is REGULAR IDOL.  AMERICOL IDOL.  What's going on again.  Not sure what a Sundae is.  Never had one as a child, teenager, young adult, adult, or Whatever The Hell I Am Now.  Better LTURQ.   GOTTA be iced cream with syrup or sauce.  THEN generous with other toppings as well.  Disgusting.  Iced Cream is fine.  You lost me at syrup or sauce.  Sounds too complicated.  Too complicated to eat.  Too complicated to handle.  Too complicated to digest.  TOO COMPLICATED TO LOOK AT.  Hell I found it too complicated to READ ABOUT OR LURQ.  It's a very IN DEPTH SITUATION SUNDAES ARE.  I WISH I NEVER LOOKED UP WHAT SUNDAES ARE IN TEH FIRST PLACE.  Oh well live and learn I guess.  I'd enjoy sundaes with no sauce or syrup.  Can I just have that.  I KNOW IT'S CALLED ICED CREAM.  I LIKE ICED CREAM.  WHAT'S THE PROBLEM.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Let's see.  Don't want iced cream NOW.  I've liked it IN THE PAST.  Sure I'll enjoy it IN TEH FUTURE.  FOR NOW IT'S NOT EVEN ON MY RADAR.  Radar.  A palindrome.  PUT IT IN THE BOOKS.  What else do I got going on for me.  Not sure what to do after this act if I can't take a walk.  Presumably go ahead and take a shower.  Still dealing with small bit of soap.  Gonna continue getting what I can out of it.  Gonna do what we can to preserve natural resources.  Soap and everything.  Does anyone use dispenser of soap when they shower.  Gotta imagine some people do. They were raised that way.  Nature versus nurtuer.  Maybe they were born that way is the point Nature Versus Nurture is trying to suggest then.  Hmm.  I remember when I was a kid you could go UNDERWATER while taking a bath.  Small enough to do that.  Can't do that an adult though!  SLIGHTLY TOO BIG.  Can't even TAKE A BATH an adult.  DON'T BOTHER.  WATER WOULD TAKE MONTHS TO UNPOOL.
    Two paragraphs to go.  Not sure what I'm gonna be able to do when this is over.  Presumably More Or Less NOTHING.  That's what I got going on While This Is Going On.  So no reason to doubt That Will Bleed Over Into The Next Thing.  Hey I get to turn the page on calendar tomorrow.  Maybe should do it TONIGHT.  Sure I might be CONFUSED for several hours but it's worth it to get a head start, right?  That way WHILE I SLEEP over night I GOT THE RIGHT MONTH GOING ON.  Good compromise I think.  Makes a lot of sense.  Wonder what patriotism days we got going on in May.  Off the top of my head May Day.  Whatever that may be.  Gonna have to look into that one.  What else is going on.  Got a good feelign about lunch today.  Is the good feelign I WILL have it or WON'T have it.  Originally it was that I WILL have it.  Now it's that I WON'T have it.  Which is now a BAD feeling.  So that's something to consider.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Pretty sure I can shave today.  Off the top of my head that's something I can accomplish.  I will get hair Off The Bottom Of My Head.  Hey what great word play.  It's FUN because I SAID THINGS.  Well A THING at least.  Got a whole paragraph to go.  Might say a second OR EVEN THIRD thing.  Time to say SECOND THING NOW.  Dad is gonna go for his walk LATER so I'm gonna go for my walk when this is over.  THAT'S THE SECOND THING.  Now it's time for The Third Thing.  OH NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.  Now it's time for The FOURTH THING.  Not much going on in my life.  I'm sure there's a lot going on outside my life.  You may possibly know more than I do.  FIFTH THING-- Got entries going on in my life.  Sometimes I say stuff that I later think about and REGRET saying some of the things!  Sometimes I say things that upon further introspection are pretty stupid!  Go figure!  See ya later.

That Reminds Me

    Hey friends.  What a great day it's been.  There was all the o'clocks.  All the ones you'd expect at least.  None of the ones you wouldn't expect. Took only 5 walks.  One of them too much rain.  Got soaked in up to my socks.  Possibly up to beyond my socks.  The important thing is I took a walk in the heavy rain anyway.  Because when I set out to take six walks I take FIVE WALKS RAIN OR NO RAIN.  Skipt the sixth walk because of rain.  That's how I operate.  Anyway I skipped lunch again today.  Had turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti for dinner just now.  It was great.  The spaghetti was terrible.  Crunchy and crap.  Ate it anyway.  That's the way you gotta deal with food.  If you don't eat the food to show it whose boss FOOD IS GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU.  Can't have that.  Had an onion roll in middle of the day.  That was something to eat.  I'm comfortable with how things turnt out all in all.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Watched some television?  SURE DID.  Started BACH on Tales In The Crypt.  Watched the first 4.5 episodes.  Sounds like I watched first four episodes, right?  WRONG.  I watched into THE FIFTH EPISODE.  That's what the POINT FIVE MEANS.  I went INTO THE FIFTH ONE.  SEE ME IN REMEDIAL MATHEMATICS NEXT SEMESTER YOU DUMMY.  So that's how that works.  What's wrong with THIS semester.  This semester has already began.  Way too late to get into THIS semester's class.  Oh okay.  When does next semester start  NOT FOR A WHILE YET.  Oh okay.  What should we do in the mean time.  I DUNNO BUY TEH TEXT BOOK I GUESS.  Hmm.  I wouldn't buy the textbook if I were you.  What if you change your mind on the course.  Then you're stuck with a text book for a course you never end up taking.  Then whose the dummy.  YOU'RE THE DOUBLE DUMMY.  And that's not good for YOU or ANYBODY.
     Three paragraphs to go.  Maybe you being the double dummy is good for other people.  Makes em feel better about themselves!  Maybe it's bad for other people.  DRAGS THEM DOWN WITH YOU.  Either way one things for sure WHAT ELSE IS UP.  I guess the time has come to finally Crunch The Numbers and see how long my beer supply will last me Into This Super Marker Week.  Lemme crunch the numbers.  I SHOULD DO THIS IN MY HEAD.  OR AT LEAST JUST NOT WHILE TYPING INTO THE WEBSITE.  HMM.  THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.  LEMME THINK ABOUT IT.  Sounds like I'M the one who should be in Remedial Mathematics.  YEP.  AS TEH TEACHER.  THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED IN INFERENCE-IZATIONS.  Anyway.  Let's see.  I had I believe 12 beer going into tonight.  Five nights to go until Re-up With Beer....  I THINK that means I can have 2 beer a night with 2 left over as Floater Beer.  IF THE NUMBERS ARE CORRECT.  Numbers might be wrong.  Never quite know when it comes to numbers!
      WOW!  Penultimate paragraph.  CLOSING IN ON SPECULATION BASEBALL WEEK IT'S LOOKING LIKE I'M GOING TO WIN THE WEEK 8-2.  WOW WHAT A SUCCESSFUL WEEK.  AND THE IMPORTANT THING IS IT'S IMPORTANT.  So that's pretty good.  I won 8-2.  1 8 2.  BLINK 182.  IT'S ALL COMING TOGETEHR. I'm scared.  What else is going on.  May not end up winning 8-2.  I PROBABLY WILL.  But hopefully I won't SO IT'S LESS SCARY.  Either way what else is up.  What did I watch on Television Set again today.  Watched some DRUGS INC.  Didn't really enjoy it. Had sight and sound though.  I used closed captioning as well.  That helped because I didn't wanna bother listening to it.  I did anyway!  But I MOSTLY read it while listening to it.  EASIER that way.  That's the way I consume Television.  Always has been!  Since I started watching TV on my own.  When I watched Television Exclusively Communally as a child Obviously No Closed Caption.  When I graduated to having my own private TV in my room at around 9 or 10 THAT'S WHEN TEH CLOSED CAPTIONING STARTED.  Not sure how or why.  The results speak for themselves though.
    SURE.  Last paragraph.  I've had it Up TO HERE with Open Captionining.  Anyway just was at my Fridgerator and think I'm only at 8 beers after 2nd beer tonight.  But what if I want 3 beers instead of 2.  Hmm.  Trying to count out in my head how I can arrange having a third beer one night and accommodate it later in the week.  Oh boy COUNTING.  I CAN DO COUNTING.  TWO, THREE, SIX.... ALL THE NUMBERS.  I GET 'EM ALL.  So that's good.  Probably a lot of numbers I don't get.  Great.  Who needs 'em.  Have you ever actually ever NEEDED, "FIVE HUNDRED?"  NO OF COURSE NOT DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.  Anyway.  Is it supposed to rain tomorrow.  And if so WHY.  Lemme LTURQ.  Looks like NO RAIN.  And looks like NO EXPLANATION ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.  Sure.  Blind Melon was the band that had a song called No Rain.  It's an annoying song.  It's catchy so everyone hates it.  Makes sense.  Makes me wanna punch them Just Thinking About It.  I'll knock their lights out right now.  Anyway.  I'll see ya tomorrow

-8:54 P.M.

Saturday, April 29, 2023

Doesn't Really Matter What The Title Is

    Hey friends.  Up on schedule to do everything I wanna do.  10:12 AM!  Great I just Doxxed what time it is.  Anyway.  No crunch time or anything.  Took a walk in the rain and everything just now.  Just moderate enough that it was still kinda pleasant.  I dunno about pleasant.  Wasn't Unpleasant.  Kinda unpleasant walking around puddles and mud.  Walking into puddles on the heels of foot is okay.  Not gonna soak yer socks that way.  Walking in mud is no good. Gonna muddy up sneakers!  Either way I think I avoided the worst of that.  Listened to nothing on walk.  Listened to the sound of whatever was going on outside.  Possibly rain.  And/or the wind.  Wasn't windy.  Still was possibly Resting Wind Face.  Hmm.  Had little Eating Over Night.  Feels like I should retire saying NightMight.  I'm a GROWN MAN.  NightMight is FOR CHILDREN.  I'm AS GROWN A MAN AS I'M GONNA GET.  Time to say EATING OVER NIGHT.   Either way REASONABLE AMOUNT.  Had black and white cookie for breakfast.  Presumably have sushi for one meal today and vegetable burger for other meal.  SURE.
   Anyway.  Mets lost rain-shortened game last night. Hardly seems fair.  They could have won if rain hadn't shortened their game.  And I could have become GROWN MAN if Height Hadn't shortened me.  Hardly seems fair.  Either way Doing Well In Speculation Baseball.  New Shirt is good.  Supposed to be small version of medium other shirt.  Pretty much same size.  Feels the same tightness.  Maybe doesn't hang quite as low.  Still hangs down!  Not completely convinced it's much smaller than the medium size.  Either way NO PROBLEM HERE.  Also gonna predict I do laundry today. ALSO gonna predict clean up room and bathroom to the Minimum Extent.  Spend about 10-20 minutes on those things combined.  Anyway Mets game today at 4:15 PM. DANG IT its at 4:05 PM.  But you get the idea.  Hmm.  Is it possible I skip lunch again.  I dunno how I'm gonna feel.  Taking breaks in middle of the day make These Days all new to me.  Probably shouldn't AIM for PREDICTING to skip lunch.  Shouldn't AIM for PREDICTING anything.  THAT'D BE IRRESPONSIBLE.  Best to just Not Have Any Thoughts Going Into The Future At All.
    Makes sense.  Got some coffee.  What else is up.  Not sure what to do for today besides the little bit of stuff I already said.  I feel like I can build upon the progress I made yesterday Doing Nothing.  Do Nothing BETTER.  Really enjoy the nothing I do to a fuller extent.  Not gonna get THE MOST out of nothing.  Just try to make incremental progress.  Take it slow!  The important thing is I am about a quarter through the act.  Which in many ways ISN'T THAT MUCH.  Anyway.  Made some progress playing guitar yesterday.  I was playing this one chord.  Then I played a couple of other chords.  Haven't played these chords in a while.  Anyway.  Been a couple of days, but on my walk seen a guy playing guitar outside his house a couple times.  Presumably his house.  I think it was electric guitar.  That had no amp.  Might not have been playing it.  Either way there was a guy sitting in front of a house with a guitar.  SEVERAL TIMES.  Really makes ya think.
   Fourth paragraph.  Supposed to be raining all day.  If its at this strength that's okay.  If it's at greater strength I dunno I might have some qualms with it.  And If I got qualms with something YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM.  Or something.  The POINT IS I got white bread that lasts me 3 weeks HOWEVER my Mom has been having TOASTS.  Now it may not last me two weeks.  HOWEVER I can dip into my parents mini roll supply if I need to.  So one way or another GONNA HAVE SANDWICHES.  Also I got my onion rolls.  Now I remember.  Lost enthusiasm for that now that I think about it.  Didn't even have enthusiasm for lunch yesterday and a couple other times over the week.  So that's interesting.  NEW PHASE OF LIFE IT SEEMS LIKE.  Wonder how it's gonna go.  Could be bad.  Could be real bad.  Could be okay. Could end up being Just Fine.  One way or another I guess something and/or nothing will happen!  Probably some combination of Something AND Nothing.
   Fifth paragraph.  ESPN STORY is all like Mexico City wants an Majory League Baseball Team but Baseball is like NO.  I'm all like DANG that's cold.  Where in Mexico is Mexico City.  I'm gonna guess MIDDLE.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP.  Right in the middle.  How many people live in Mexico City.  Gonna guess Hmm either 2 million or 800K.  9 Million.  Oh okay I was pretty close.  It WAS an Amount Of People.  Either way.  We've established where in Mexico Mexico City is.  Now WHERE ON EARTH is Mexico City.  I'm gonna guess MIDDLE.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP THAT CHECKS OUT.  What else is going on.  Has anyone ever actually played The Carmen Sandiego Game.  We all know the reference.  But the game itself off the top of my head seemed complicated and I'm not sure quite played it at all.  So that's good.  If that's been my experience it's possible it's other people's experience.  I can't say for certain.  I can't say NOT for certain.  WHAT DO I KNOW.
   Halfway through the act.  Where do more people live-- Mexico City or Mexico.  I'm gonna guess Mexico.  Not gonna LTURQ though.  Some things are better left a mystery.  So that's good.  Presumably.  Hey been wearing these new socks for like a week and a half.  Maybe it's time to retire these socks for now.  Maybe put em in with laundry.  Start NEW pair of new socks.  Seems like something a Grown Man would do.  Seems like something Pretty Much Anyone would do.  Anyway.   50 Million People live in Mexico.  WRONG 126 million.  Oh well I never claimed to be right about anything.  If I did SORRY I WAS ERRONEOUS about it.  Anyway.  That presumably includes Mexico City.  Because why wouldn't it.  They're Not Idiots Like I Am.  What's the second largest city in Mexico. I'm gonna guess Mexico City Jr.  Let's see.  Tijuana.  Hey we know that city from popular culture and whatknot.  And/or geography or topography.  I DON'T KNOW WHY WE KNOW THAT CITY WE JUST DO.
    Seventh paragraph.  Four paragraphs to go.  Then I take delightful walk II presumably Still In Rain.  Presumably still In Silence.  Gonna guess I Have Lunch today.  Gonna Guess I have lunch Every Day.  Yesterday was Aberration.  Could be wrong.  Gonna guess I'm right.  THAT'S TEH POITN OF MAKING GUESS IN TEH FIRST PLACE.  Anyway.  What kidna Television Time am I watching today.  That's tough.  Gotta figure out some nice Filmic activities to participate in.  Drama and whatknot.  MAYBE DOCUMENTRY.  Either way. Figure out something that I can get into.  If it has to be something I've seen before and know and love GREAT.  I'll settle for that Kinda Of Filmic Experience!  Just gotta figure out The Right Film For Today.  What's today.  April 29th.  Gotta consult my horoscope to see the right film for today.  Is THE MOON is SUPRAGRADE.  That sort of thing.  Not sure the moon is part of Horoscope.  I think it's the planets.  MOON might be part of it! NOT REALLY A PLANET THOUGH NOW IS IT.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Let's see.  How many shirts we talkin for laundry today.  What have I settled upon as a responsible Amount Of Shirt to do laundry load.  HMM.  I FORGET.  12-14.  WHAT WAS IT.  I guess it was 12 or 14.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Maybe just go with 12 play it safe.  OR maybe just go with 14 make it an even 2 weeks of shirts ROLL THEM DICE FOR THE SAKE OF CLEAN 2WEEKNEES.  That's a tough one.  I think I'll play it safe.  12 shirts.  GONNA PLAY IT SAFE.  Put in socks too.  Socks ain't gonna clunk up the load at all.  Just a small bit of sock.  Laundry machine or dryer machine ain't gonna care two bits about socks.  I'LL care ultimately.  Pays off big time for me.  Maybe I should do JUST SOCKS one time.  Don't really have that many pairs of socks.  This is really all the socks I have.  Oh.  I guess that's it then.  Might as well throw in the 12 shirts with the socks then I guess.  Huh.
   Penultimate paragraph. Only 30 days of this month.  Today is 29!  ONLY ONE MORE DAY AFTER TODAY.  If you're banking on there being a 31st day I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU there ain't gonna be one.  So that's good.  Not sure yuo're banking on there being an April 31st.  Probably haven't thought about it at all.  I HAVEN'T and if anyone is the kind of person to think about it probably would have been me.  So that's good.  NOW I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT THOUGH.  Oh well.  Such is life.  Got a mere paragraph and a half to go.  Anyway.  Listening to outside right now.  Can't hear no raining.  Might still be raining though.  What do I know.  MUD not gonna be a problem on upcoming walk.  Really a problem on ParkWalk.  Not so much on StreetWalk.   Puddle also less of a problem on StreetWalk.  Basically StreetWalk has less problems caused by rain.  GREAT.
   Last paragraph.  I feel like I seen guitar person outside house strumming the guitar.  Probably was listening to music while walking by so I couldn't HEAR whether he was playing guitar.  Didn't look directly at him.  PROBABLY was strumming guitar.  THINK it was electric guitar. DON'T TINK he had amp but POSSIBLY DID.  Either way SMALL WORLD I PLAY GIUITAR TOO.  What are the odds.  ONE IN FIVE?  AMAZING!  Hmm.  Think I hear some rain now.  YEP.  There's rain going on.  Pretty sure about it!  HEY THAT'S LIFE I GUESS.  RAIN GONNA HAPPEN.  ONE IN FIVE TIMES.  AMAZING.  Not sure about those odds.  Close enoguh I guess.  How long am I gonna have to write Act II.  Lotsa time.  An hour.  Way more than enough.  Oh okay that's good.  That way I can really take my time and take 28 minutes to write it instead of 28 minutes.  Whatever.  Who cares.  Besides me.  Possibly one in five people.  See ya soon.

as long as the entry is decent

    Hey friends.  Walk II was similar rain.  Similar silence.  Different time of day!  Solidly an hour or an hour and a half later.  Gonna round up to an hour and a half later.  So that's pretty good.  Not sure when my Dad is taking his walk.  OR AT ALL.  He ain't gonna wanna walk in this rain.  Gonna put off walk in hopes it stops for a while.  That would interrupt my schedule if I was taking lots of walks in middle part of the day.  But I'm not!  So who cares!  Possible one in Five Hundred Thousdand People.  Think I might shave today.  I deserve a clean bottom half of my face.  Also neck.  Neck deserves shave most of all.  Top of Neck has had to endure hair as much as face if not moreso.  Anyway.  I'm wearing pair of socks I'd presumably put in laundry.  That makes things complicated.  Why would I take off socks I'm wearing to put them in laundry.  I wouldn't that's who.  Oh okay that makes sense then. 
    Four paragraphs to go.  See anything interesting on my walk just now.  SURE.  Walked by lots of STORES.  People and whatknot.  Mostly people walking AGAINST ME.  In other direction.  Walked by people walking in same direction too, though!  Lots of PASSING people.  Presumably some people walking in same direction as me that We Just Never Crossed Each Other.  I never passed them, they never passed me!  Seems about right.  Crossed the street a few times.  Looked both ways as I usually do.  Can't recommend looking both ways enough.  Try to do it several times if you can.  Play it safe!  Even if you got the Green Light.  You don't wanna get hit by any cars.  You don't need me to tell you this.  Maybe I'm just REMINDING MYSELF in the form of Talkign To You.  CONTINUE LOOKING BOTH WAYS.  Sometimes ya forget!  Can't help reminding yourself once in a while.  Every now and then I DO almost get hit by a car.  PLAY IT AS SAFE AS POSSIBLE OUT THERE.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Wonderful.  OH I remember.  I was watching the Documentary about Cape Cod heroin addicts.  ROUGHLY from mid 2010's.  ROUGHLY on HBO.  That was okay.  Haven't seen This SPECIFIC show about Heroin Addicts. It's good because you can live vicariously through them.  I TOO CAN BECOME HEROIN ADDICT.  LIVING IT UP.  But from the safety of my own home.  And without the withdrawl or risk of danger to health or death!  COULD BE A WASTE OF MY TIME.  But that's about it in the end.  Also COULD BE A VERY SMALL HIGH.  Not quite a HEROIN HIGH I'm getting from watching the TV Show.  But you get the high you take the risks and/or consequences for I guess.  Makes sense.  What else is going on and crap.  Halfway through the act.  Significantly MORE than halfway through the act.  SENTENCES MORE THAN HALFWAY.  So that's pretty good I guess.  Look SOME of these people have strong New England accents SOME DON'T get off their back about it.
   Penultimate paragraph of the daytime.  Hope these heroin addicts find what they're looking for.  Or maybe not.  What they're looking for MAY be more heroin.  That's possibly not what's best for them.  In the end though I hope it all works out.  So that's good.  Let's see.  Take some shower after Walk III which will presumably still be in the rain and still be in silence.  Bathtub is unpooled I'm pretty sure.  Sink as well.  No problem there.  Toilet IS pooled.  That's supposed to happen!  No problem there either.  Mirror is a mirror still.  Cabinet under the sink holds stuff.  Trash can accepts trash.  Everything in bathroom works way it's supposed to.  Lemme think.  POSSIBLE I can think of someting that isn't working well.  How's the space behind the mirror that also holds stuff working.  I think that's working out great too.  Hmm.  WHAT ELSE.  RUG ON THE FLOOR IS WORKING.  What else is there.  SOMETHING HAS GOT TO BE FAILING ME IN BATHROOM.  Soap is getting pretty to be pretty small.  That's an inconvinience.  YEAH.  THAT'S NO GOOD.
   Last paragraph for now.  Amazing.  Hmm.  Only got twenty minutes to write this paragraph now that I think about it!  That's really not that much time when you think about it.  SURE it's more than enough time but it's not MORE THAN MORE THAN ENOUGH.  So that's good.  What else do I got going on for me.  Lots of relaxation time.  Maybe I don't figure out a Film Experience to enjoy in middle part of the day.  Maybe something else happens.  Some sort of Television Program perhaps.  The important thing is that I Look At Something For A While probably While Listening To It Too.  That'll take up some time.  Sounds vaguely productive and/or good enough for me.  Taking up time is productive.  Gets me closer to the next Real Productive Thing.  Whatever and whenever that may be.  May be MAY.  May is coming up in Oh I Don't Know 36 hours.  Sounds like it'll be QUITE a month.  31 days and everything!  Possibly only 30.  Gonna have to look into that one.  I'll see ya tonight.
    

What Am I Talking About

    Hey friends.  Been another good day.  Accomplished what I set out to accomplish.  The Day.  I went through it-- Me!  You may have gone through the day as well. I'm gonna bet Ya Did!  WELL DONE ON THAT.  Congrats to YOU.  Either way did laundry and cleaned up Room and Bath Room.  Also in addition to laundering my clothes I dried my laundered clothes.  Took the set amount of walks.  I walked during them.  SILENCE WALKED.  As much silence as my brain could muster up.  Watched whatever dumb Television my Television could Muster Up.  Wanna say some dumb Drug Documentries.  Whatever was left.  Maybe some docu-series.  Got me going Are you DOC-U-SERIOUS WITH THIS SHIT.  Huh.  Anyway.  Didn't have lunch again today.  Wasn't hungry.  Had salami sandwich for dinner.  Was hungry!  Had some whote thins with it.  In the moment I felt like I should eat something with the sandwich.  I CHOSE WHOTE THINS.  It worked out as well as I imagined it would.
    Four paragraphs to go.  Baseball Team did pretty good today.  MY baseball team.  Not just ANY baseball team.  Although I'm gonna guess roughly HALF of Major League Baseball teams would go on to win their games today.  Probably about accurate.  The Mets game was cancelled today due to rain.  That's good.  Can't have baseball players getting wet.  Then they'll multiply.  Then we'll have too many baseball players.  Then we'll have to create more stadiums to house all the bonus baseball games we'll have being played.  THE GOOD THING IS we'll finally have NO EXCUSE not to expand to Mexico City because suddenly we have BASEBALL PLAYERS AND WHATKNOT UP THE YING YANG.  NO CHOICE BUT TO CREATE DOZENS OF EXPANSION TEAMS.  So that's good.  Anyway.  When baseball players multiply are they SMALL FUN baseball players or BIG MONSTROUS baseball players.  POSSIBLE I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON TE BASEBALL PLAYER.  We don't have to make a blanket statement.  Each Baseball player is different!  AND THAT'S OKAY.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Point is baseball players are within 5'0 to 6'11.  I KNOW THIS because I've played baseball video game.  IN CREATE A BASEBALL PLAYER MODE you can choose their height.  GOTTA PICK BETWEEN 5'0 and 6'11.  GO FIGURE.  There's been plenty of baseball video games.  There's no way this is the standard across All Baseball Video Games.  It's a Better Story if I tell it like it's the gold standard though.  It's FUNNIER that way.  Makes ME LAUGH.  SEE LOOK.  Laughing Up A Storm.  Oh.  You can't see me laughing.  TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.  MY SIDES ARE SPLITTING.  I don't know.  Halfway through the act though!  That's pretty good.  What else is up.  Was halfway through a program about Solitary.  PRISON solitary.  Not just regular On The Street solitary.  Ya know when you're just going about your day and you go THINK I'LL SPEND SOME TIME IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD SOLITARY and ya go in solitary for a few hours.  NOT THAT THING.  Anyway the show is GREAT.  It's about PRISONERS.  THEY COMMITTED CRIMES TO GET INTO PRISON.  THAT'S HOW THAT WORKS.
   Penultimate paragraph!  I cleaned up bath room and bed room HOWEVER the bags of garbage which accumulated have yet to be removed from household and transported into Outside Garbage Receptacle.  So taht's something that's in the cards for A Little Bit Later On.  YEAH.  Anyway.  What to do with the rest of my knight.  PRETTY SURE I'm gonna be watching the Solitary Show.  We covered this.  What else.  FREE CELL IS AN OXYMORON.  Let's talk about it.  SURE Solitary made me think of solitaire.  The real question is why didn't it make YOU think of solitaire which made YOU make The Free Cell Connection.  I shouldn't have to SPELL these things out for you.  Don't really need to.  Your life would have been just fine without it.  Turnt out I spelled it out for you anyway though.  The important thing is WOW what a fourth paragraph.  It's pretty close to the end of it now.  I really think the end of it will occur after this sentence.  Ya know the sentence AFTER this sentence.  WOW I MUST BE TALKING ABOUT THIS SENTENCE.  STILL THOUGH I WAS WRONG.
    Last paragraph.  Pretty happy about that.  All in all.  Drinking a lot less Sodae.  Probably good for my Health.  I don't know what chemicals are on diet soda.  Gotta imagine there's scores of them SOME GOOD SOME BAD.  Is it worth the risk to drink all of them I CAN'T SAY.  I've been drinking them for the last 30 years though so I HOPE it's worth the risk.  That's an INACCURACY.  When I was FOUR I was drinking SUGARTYPE SODA not the Dietary Soda.  Anyway.  You get the idea.  Let's see.  One more day for April.  Then it's ALL ABOUT MAY.  May should be pretty good.  It's A MONTH.  How bad can A MONTH BE.  ONLY A PERIOD OF TIME.  GOT NO GOOD OR BAD TO IT INNATELY.  ONLY IS WHAT WE PUT INTO IT AND ULTIMATELY WHAT WE GET OUT OF IT.  Makes sense.  Tons of sense!  What else.  That's it for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-8:27 P.M.   

Friday, April 28, 2023

Starting To Wonder What This Is

    Hey friends.  Up real early today.  8:27 AM!  Got Super marker coming presumably between 10:00 AM and 12:00 PM.  A truck from Super Market.  Person drives the truck.  Bags full of things in the truck.  Then the person has to move the bags from the truck to my front door.  Sounds like the person has a lot of tasks.  Not just one.  DRIVING.  MOVING BAGS.  Wouldn't be surprised if there was a third and fourth Movements they had to do.  Anyway.  Unless they come real early Gonna finish Act I before they come.  Then take a break.  Then will I start an Act II before a Walk Before The Super Marker Comes.  I DUNNO.  We'll burn that bridge when we get there.  Wearing unlaundered shirt.  Unlaundered NEW shirt.  If you're gonna wear an unlaundered shirt might as well be a new shirt.  At least it's as CLEAN AS POSSIBLE.  Been worn as little as possible OVERALL.  Not bad stuff.  Finished Cast Away last night.  Turns out his significant other leaves him even though he comes back.  He gets over it though.  Go figure.  Good for them.
    Sure.  She doesn't really LEAVE him.  She just doesn't get back together with him.  Anyway.  GOOD FOR THEM.  What did I listen to on Walk I.  Nothing.  I listened to my own music for a couple of minutes and then nothing.  Internet stopped working.  FOR TE BEST maybe.  NOT REALLY.  I WAS ENJOYING MY OWN MUSIC.  WAS HAVING FUN.  SOUNDED GOOD AND WAS FEELIGN GOOD ABOUT MYSELF.  Then again I was ALSO feelign good about Listening To Nothing.  BOTH WERE KNOCKING IT OUT OF TE PARK.  WHY AM I YELLING.  Because IT'S IMPORTANT.  Mets game today is at 7:35 tonight instead of 7:10 PM.  DANGIT it's still at 7:10 PM.  I thought I would try mixing it up.  Ended my streak of Predicting Met Game Time.  OH WELL.  Time to go home.  Did my best.  Not sure I get anything out of the winning streak.  Seems I should get something out of it.  Pretty good streak.  But it's over now.  All good things come to an end.  Get nothing out of everything ultimately.  Hey how about some coffee time.
   I can deal with All Good Things Ending So It Doesn't Matter.  I think.  Gotta deal with SOMETHING.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Had reasonable amount of NightMight eating.  Had only half a classic breakfast: The Pop Tart half.  Was more or less the moment I'd normally have a breakfast.  Wasn't particularly hungry.  Vaguely hungry.  So that's what I did.  GREAT.  Let's see.  What are my main lunch options for today.  Sushi, wide alfredo, or turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti.  HMM.  Not sure at all as of now.  Gonna have to give that one some time to, "Marinate," so to speak.  Which I believe is a reference to The Sea.  Mariners and whatknot.  Sounds like it might be martial to Shrimp Sushi then. Shrimp comes from the sea.  Might be partial AGAINST Shrimp Sushi then. For or against, I dunno, but it might have STRONG OPINION on shrimp sushi.  Ugh.  I'll be able to take New Normal Six Walks today.  Probably Normal Schedule even with waiting around for Super Marker.  Possibly Might have to take walk in middle part of day which I may skip and take one less walk IDUNNO.
   Fourth paragraph.  SURE.  Let's do some jokes.  What's in the news.  Jerry Springer is NO MORE.  That's too bad.  Never watched much Jerry Springer.  Never watched hardly no Jerry Springer.  Watched MAURY.  Maybe some STEVE WILKO.  I guess Jerry Springer just wasn't broadcast for the several years where I was Of Age Where I Was Watching The Television Set During That Time Of Day Those Days Of The Week.  Either way he's being EULOGIZED as a good guy.  Show was kinda exploitative though.  Then again EVERYTHING IS EXPLOITATIVE.  Then again SO WHAT GET OFF HIS BACK ABOUT IT.  The important thing is the inspired a Weird Al Song and the Weird Al Song IS GOOD.  Parody of One Week by The BareNaked Ladies.  YOU'D LIKE IT.  GIVE IT A LISTEN WON'T YOU.  What's the song title.  Might be called SPRINGER.  Or JERRY SPRINGER.  Gonna have to look into that one.  It's called, "Jerry Springer."  So now you have NO EXCUSE to not look it up for yourself to listen to.  COME BACK HERE WITH BOOK REPORT TOMORROW.
   Fifth paragraph.  40% into act I.  That's not so bad.  NOT SO GREAT either.  The important thing is I figure out what to watch on The Television Set when this is over.  Anyway.  Should have bought GUM from Super Marker this week.  Lemme see if I have enough gum to last me this week.  OH YEAH I SURE DO.  Nevermind. GOT PLENTY OF GUM.  So that's great.  Doubt I'm getting communal dinner delivery tonight.  Gotta start thinking NOW what to do about that.  YEAH. Not NOW NOW.  But now IN GENERAL now.  What else is going on and crap.  What did Jerry Springer die of.  My guess is of a broken heart.  Let's see.  Pancreatic Cancer.  Gonna guess that means cancer of the Pancreas.  Weird Al also has a song called Pancreas.  Interesting.  Not really.  Oh well.  Probably wait until After Walk II after Delivery to write Act II.  I FEEL LIKE THAT'S TEH WAY I WANNA GO WITH TODAY.  Because I WANNA TAKE SOME BREAK.
   Sure.  Also THIS IS GOING NOT GREAT.  Act II would be EVEN WORSE.  YEAH.  Take some break.  I FEEL LIKE JERRY SPRINGER ALL THE TIME WOULD BE LIKE, "Hey Let's take a break," into the camera.  Then they go to the commercial.  Hmm.  Wonder what Jerry's FINAL thoughts were.  REAL FINAL thoughts.  Hmm.  Anyway.  More wondering what The Wisdom Wrap Em Up Final Thoughts he shared with the loved ones around him at his last moments were.  Not so much what his thoughts were when he was Drifting Into Death.  Who cares about that.  I don't wanna know what you think when you die.  SOUNDS SPOOKY.  Either way.  Read some Comedy book.  It's Productive because it's like watching TV but I can't look at my phone while doing it.  Too busy looking at book.  So that's one way to go.  Wonder if that's a thing people coming up today can do.  Read and look at phone at same time.  Also that's what I call Kids.  "People coming up today."  Sounds about right.
   Seventh paragraph.  Four paragraphs to go.  Jeez.  I could have easily said Mets game would have been at 7:10 PM tonight.  NO WOULD WOULD HAVE BATTED ANY EYE.  Well everyone makes mistakes I guess.  That sounds accurate.  Now that I think about it.  Sounds pretty accurate.  Four days out of seven into Speculation Baseball week.  Doing very well.  Not gonna BORE YOU with specifics.  Just gonna BORE YOU with generals.  PRETTY GOOD.  WOW The Mets are playing DIVISION RIVAL The Atlantic Braves.  This should be a Key Series To Watch.  Perhaps literally.  This might be the type of thing I May just put the television time on to take a look at.  More or less Probably Not but you get the idea.  Anyway.  You could do some RIFFS on Jerry's Final Final Thoughts.  NOT ME THOUGH.  I'm not in it for the jokes.  NOT MY STYLE.  What else is going on and crap.  "I'm Dying."  That's the First AND ONLY one I came up with so far.  So that's good.  Still got some time to come up with some more.  Not impossible I come up with more.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Got fourty five minutes until Super Marker Window time it's supposed to come.  COULD come early.  WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.  Okay.  I'd have to watch a couple of Real Jerry's Final Thoughts to refresh my memory of what they're like. Then I can make jokes about it.  Right?  That'd be reasonable.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Also I'd have to research What Life And Death Are All About so that I know what Jerry Springer's Final Thoughts WOULD ACTUALLY BE.  What's the content of what wisdom HE ACTUALLY WOULD SHARE WOULD BE.  Let's figure out WHAT HE WOULD TRUTHFULLY FIGURE OUT.  Hmm.  That's not a RIFF.  That's... I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.  The point is 2.5 paragraphs to go.  Maybe get Diner Delivery tonight for myself.  Like I was thinking about YESTERDAY.  But TODAY.  Paul McCartney talked about some YESTERDAY yesterday.  Good song.  I was RAGGING on Yesterday a few days ago because DOES HE BELIEVE IN YESTERDAY OR DOESN'T HE.  But either way DOESN'T MATTER it's a CLASSIC SONG OF THE GENRE.  What genre.  MUSIC.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Friday.  New songs/albums/playlists are updated on the apple music.  So that's pretty good.  We'll see how that plays out I guess.  Hmm.  Television Time most likely between Act I and Delivery.  MOST LIKELY I SAID NOT DEFINITELY.  GET IT RIGHT.  MIGHT NOT EVEN FINISH ACT I BEFORE DELIVERY THIS ISN'T THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND.  Anyway.  Is it possible Volleyball could have been nominated for Best Supporting Actor in Castaway.  My guess is NO.  Very very unlikely.  Bordering on Impossible.  But maybe...  Hmm.  What about an animal.  Can an animal ever be nominated as an actor and/or SUPPORTING actor.  ANIMALS CAN BE ACTORS.  But it would seem like A SLIGHT against People Actors to nominate an animal.  So I doubt they'd do that.  Still though should be an HONORARY CATEGORY just to commemorate Yearly Achievements In Animal Acting.  Something like that.  Animals don't know they're being honored though.  It's not FOR THEM.  It's FOR US.  I dunno something along those lines.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Animals know when they're being supported and or encouraged and or loved.  YOU SHOW AN ANIMAL SOME LOVE THEY'RE GONNA GET IT.  They won't understand A TROPHY NO but there's things you can do to show an animal some love.  Anyway.  What else is up.  Shouldn't we be showing animals love whether they're good actors or not.  Probably!  That makes sense too.  But possibly SLIGHTLY MORE LOVE if they're good actors.  JUST LIKE WITH PEOPLE.  That makes some sense.  Jeez.  I dunno.  The good news is the act is almost over.  Think I'll watch some good stuff on Television after this.  Not sure what.  But whatever it is gonna be pretty good.  Possibly something bad that I put on by accident.  POSSIBLY Intervention.  That sounds like a poor but likely choice.  Oh that's good. See ya in a bit. 

why how what whom

    Okay.  Hey friends!  Supre Marker delivery came at appropriate time.  FIT IN ALL WALK I WANT.  Nice chunk of time in middle of the day.  Accomplish what I want to accomplish potentially lay in bed silently for a couple of hours.  See where that takes me.  Probably unable to accomplish that.  That's probably where it takes me.  Can't hurt to try.  Well sure it can.  I can FAIL. It HURTS to fail.  Reminds ya that You're A Failure.  That's no good.  Anyway.  Listened to no thing on walk II.  Was pleasant enough.  Nice unpleasant walk.  Coulda been worse.  Couldn't figure out what to watch while waiting for Supre marker.  Settled on nothing.  Nothing is a good thing to watch.  All in all one of the best things to watch most of the time.  Seems weird that I didn't think of this before.  Hmm.  Got plenty of time to write this act.  Hopefully it doesn't take that much time.  Not pleasant to write.  Not sure what IS pleasant these days.  Hmm.  Watching The Cast Away was pleasant.  He was stranded on a desert island for four years.  SEEMED TO BE HAVING FUN.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Not sure waht to talk about for these four paragraphs.  Figure something out presumably.  Tom Hanks wasn't stranded on desert island.  There were TREES.  That's no desert island.  That's tropical island.  Desert doesn't have TREES and whatknot.  Oh it's a DesertED island.  Nobody there.  It's been desert-ed of people.  THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.   Not really.  VAGUELY MAKES A LITTLE BIT OF SENSE TOHUGH.  Vaguely, sure.  So that's good.  THIS CAN'T BE A DESERT ISLAND THERE'S WATER ALL AROUND.  IT'S LITERALLY SURROUNDED BY WATER.  How can it be a desert island if it's surrounded by water.  Amazing.  Let's see, what else do I got.  Getting close to end of TIS paragraph now.  WOW.  Some paragraphs you just get excited about ending. This is one of em.  Most of the time ya don't care but some of the time IT'S A RELIEF to make some progress with the entire thing.  So that's good and crap.
   Huh.  Let's see.  Not sure what to eat for lunch.  Not sure WHEN to eat for lunch.  The important thing is I probably will eat for lunch somewhat.  Last week or so I've had on a couple of occasions not really felt the need to eat lunch.  Did it anyway!  HEALTH reasons.  You don't wanna start skipping lunch.  Unhealth.  That's how I feel.  Thought about having an Unhealth dinner last night of Sweets.  Classic Breakfast Augmented by bonus Pop Tart.  Had turkey sandwich instead!  I don't always do the Health thing but I try to when I can.  Which is generally with Meals.  MEALS I'm pretty good at sticking with Health.  So that's the point I'm trying to make.  Hmm.  Feels like of all the points in the world anyone can make THAT'S VERY LOW ON THE LIST in terms of IMPORTANCE or ENTERTAINMENTNESS.  Oh well.  It's been made.  No going back now.
   Two paragraphs to go.  Amazing.  OFTENTIMES I listen to music on walks because I want to make sure if I get a phone call I hear it.  If I don't have my earbuds in I may not hear phone ringing.  Either because it's still set up that the ringing will go to earbuds such that I DEFINITELY won't hear it, or it will ring normally and I just STILL won't hear it even though it should possibly be loud enough that I could hear it.  So if I wanna make sure I'm READY FOR PHONE CALL PREPAREDNESS gotta put in earbuds so might as well put on music.  Feels like I could put my phone on vibrate.  That seems pretty inconvinient.  Sounds like I'd have to go into settings and change a setting.  I don't have the time for that.  Also just don't like vibrate.  Too much of a shock to the system.  Liable to have a heart attack if I suddenly feel some vibrating in my pocket.   What if I set volume up real loud and make sure it's not set to earbuds.  That's a shock to the system too.  Phone Ring might be TOO loud.  Seems like there's no easy answers to this problem.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  Well the easy answer is No One Call Me.  But I CAN'T CONTROL THAT. I can do my best to live a life which discourages people from calling me.  But that doesn't account for emergencies and whatknot.  Anyway.  What else is up and crap.  Take a shower after upcoming walk.  That's good stuff.  Possibly think about starting new bar of soap.  I can coax a few more days out of current bar.  Not sure I need to.  I'm justified in starting a new bar of soap as of yesterday I feel.  So that's pretty good.  Either way let's see what can I say to finish up this act.  Doesn't really matter.  The first 4.75 paragraphs weren't great.  The last .25 paragraph won't be great!  That's part of life I guess.  Not sure why.  Not sure why it wouldn't be part of life either though.  Gotta do something.  So that's good.  See ya tonight.

So That's What I Was Thinking

    Hi friends.  Why am I here again.  IT GIVES MY LIFE PURPOSE.  That's strange.  Why are you here again.  HARD TO SAY EXACTLY.  That adds up.  Anyway.  I'm all honesty I'm Sure You Probably Aren't Here.  But if YOU ARE HERE you must have a very good reason.  Anyway.  Took the amount of walks I aimed for.  Six!  Had nice chunk of time in middle of day where I did nothing.  Went according to plan.  Did nothing!  Was relatively pleasant.  Did nothing!  Didn't make any progress with anything productive.  Didn't even make any progress with anything unproductive.  Didn't even eat lunch.  Committed an Unhealth.  Ate a Quest Bar eventually.  Then just now had some Wide Alfredo for dinner.  I'm happy with how things turnt out.  Wonder what's gonna happen after the entry.  My guess is I will continue to try to watch Television unsuccessfully.  Struggle to find a program that is unabrasive to my current sensibilities.  That'd hit the spot.  Off the top of my head maybe that documentry about anorexia.  Sounds about right.  Nothing heavy there.  YEAH.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Just kidding.  That would be an attack on my senses as much as any other Television Program.  Got SIGHT.  SOUND.  Possibly other senses.  Possibly not.  Lemme think.  No TOUCH.  No FEEL.  ...Possible touch and feel are the same sense.  Either way no SMELL or TASTE.  Yep.  Just sound and sight.  Either way WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT.  Right now the documentry I'm on is the one about, "Risky Drinkers."  IT's DRINKERS WHO ARE RISKY ABOUT IT.  POSSIBLY DRINKING TOO MUCH.  GOTTA KEEP AN EYE ON IT.  Not the best documentry I've ever seen but then again ONLY ONE DOCUMENTRY I'VE EVER SEEN IS.  And I've seen lots of documentries!  So what are the odds.  Right?  Probably low.  Huh.   Mets game going on.  Unless there's a Rain Delay.  It might be raining.  And they may have called a, "Delay," due to the rain.  Let's LTURQ.  Internet seems to say Game Is Going On.  Gonna go with my gut and trust internet on this one.  Internet has served me right in the past.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Best documentry I've ever seen HAS GOT TO BE... hmm... WHAT'S THE ONE WHERE... uh... the thing... YOU KNOW... there's gotta be one obvious answer to this....  I know this one in the back of my mind.  Maybe I haven't seen it yet.  I have a a favorite Documentry.  Just haven't seen it yet!  LET'S GO WITH THAT.  Makes lots of sense.  ALL THE SENSES.  Touch, feel, percieve... all of 'em.  Excluding smell.  And touch.  And feel.  Now that I think about it doesn't make sense.  MOVING ON.  FOUND the new shirt I got.  Apparently it's a lot like my OTHER NEW SHIRT.  The BLUE CAMO SHIRT (Medium Size).  This one is a different color CAMO shirt (What color?  Lemme CHECK THAT OUT Right Quick).  Looks like some sort of Dark Green Maybe.  Real Dark.  Whatever color it is It Might Be Black.  Either way it's Black Camouflage Shirt but Small Size.  Presumably would still fit me.  Gonna try that sucker on tomorrow.  Maybe do laundry tomorrow, as well!  That sounds like a Production Day.  Accomplish wearing a new shirt and washing old shirts.  It could happen!
    It probably will happen!  Look TODAY I was able to Put Sodae away during my Middle Part Of The Day.  TOMORROW no reason to doubt I can do LAUNDRY during middle part of the day.  Who knows what I'll be able to accomplish the next day after that.  What I can accomplish during Mid Parts Of Day is growing exponentially.  POSSIBLY.  So far it's been One Day.  So there has been not only no Exponential Growth but not even any linear growth at all.  Just One Baseline Thing.  But YOU GET THE IDEA.  Anyway.  Ran out of Interventions where I'm Comfortable Knowing I'm Not Familiar With The Interventions.  The rest of the Interventions I have available to me, if I put them on, I know I'd be thinking THESE INTERVENTIONS RING TOO MUCH OF A BELL WITH ME.  I ALREADY REMEMBER THESE INTERVENTIONS.  BO-RING.  So that's one show I can't watch anymore.  FOR THE BEST.  INTERVENTIONS DON't DO ANYONE ANY GOOD.  EXCEPT POSSIBLY THE PERSON BEING INTERVENED. 
   Last paragraph of the night.  Gotta imagine in general people being TV Intervened aren't being helped at all.  Gotta imagine people being REAL LIFE Intervention'd have a low success rate and people being TV-Interventioned have even lower success rate.  If a TV-Intervention is even a Real Thing At ALL.  I DOUBT REALITY TV SHOW INTERVENTION SINCERITY IN FULL NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that one.  In the meantime though TIME TO WRAP UP the entry.  What kinda quest bar did I have.  WHY it was only Oatmeal Chocolate Chip.  So that was pretty good.  Wasn't terrible.  Wasn't great, either!  I dunno.  Gotta nice chunk of the night left even with going to sleep Nice 'N Early.  So that should be pretty good.  Some nice LAYING IN BED in store for me.  You know how that is.  ALL THE LAZINESS OF GOING TO SLEEP WITH ALL TEH ALERTNESS OF BEING AWAKE.  So that's pretty good.  See ya tomorrow.

-8:15 PM.

Thursday, April 27, 2023

No Problem With That There

    Hey friends.  Early again.  9:24 AM.  Fit in four walks in early part of day.  No reason I can't do 9 walks overall!  Except for ALSO no reason I SHOULD do 9 walks overall.  So that should be interesting.  Never found New Shirt or did laundry.  Wearing unlaundered shirt.  Dreamt up a sketch last night.  Made a lot of sense in the moment!  I thought it was great.  Then when I woke up STILL made a lot of sense and I thought it was OKAY.  Then in the morning didn't make that much sense and I didn't think it was very good at all.  Still though.  SOMETHIN.  Wrote it down in pencil.  So if nothing else now I know PENCIL WORKS.  Also know PEN DOESN'T WORK.  I know PEN WORKS FOR FIRST DOZEN WORDS TEN CRAPS OUT.  So I learnt somehting about PEN and about PENCIL.  Anyway.  Reasonable amount of NightMight eating.  Nice classic breakfast.  Nice New In Rock Playlsit on First Walk.  Internet stopped working halfway through walk.  HAD TO LISTEN to 3 songs overagain.  GOOD.  THREE SONGS WERE PLEASANT ENOUGH.  That worked out GREAT.
    Anyway.  Oh no gotta fine tune sodae order for super marker.  Can't go overboard with soda anymore.  I don't like the overflow of soda I'm always having.  NO GOOD.  Anyway.  Maybe get some DINER DELIVERY in lunchtime for both lunch and dinner.  WHAT WOULD I GET.  I dunno.  Gonna recalibrate this PRIVATELY if that's okay with you.  Too many options and I don't know AT ALL where to start.  That's no RE-calibrating.  That's calibrating.  Haven't started calibrating.  I dunno.  Might still be recalibrating for all I know.  SURE.  What other kind of General UpKeep do I got before I can officially get into the yukk-em-ups I'm FULLY PREPARED to get into.  Hmm.  Gotta make sure we get it all out of the way NOW.  Mets game at 7:10 PM tonight.  I've said that three days in a row Off The Top Of My head Guessing AND EACH TIME IT'S BEEN RIGHT.  Go figure.  GENIUS.  Either that or THEY BEND TO MY WILL.  Either that or GENIUS.  Alright coffee time.
   Amazing.  Hmm.  Dad just left for some kind of doctor appointment.  Hopefull mother is okay with me taking walks while he's gone.  OKAY WITH BEING HOME ALONE.  Figure she's okay with that.  Sometimes she might need help with This and/or That but in general she almsot definitely SHOULD be okay.  RIGHT?  More or less I'd just have to let her know I'm going just so SHE KNOWS no one is home and she doesn't get worried that no one is answering her.  YEAH.  Anyway BAD NEWS I brought down my coffee mug from yesterday way too late last night.  NOT CLEAN THIS MORNING.  Gotta go with a different coffee mug.  This one SUCKS.  It's HOT when you hold it.  Other one you hold it and it don't feel hot.  WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP.  Also there's no LOGO or DESIGN on it.  Also it seems to be made of CLAY or something LIKE CLAY instead of PLASTIC or something like PLASTIC.  Not sure I'm comfortable with taht.  Anyway.  I feel like this is NOT clay but something LIKE clay and the other thing is NOT plastic but something LIKE plastic.  BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.
   POSSIBLY.  Goin' in bakery yesterday I realized ONE PART OF BAKERY DISPLAY I MISSED when taking Reconnaissance Photos.  DANGIT.  Scones.  Crossaints.  A THIRD AND FOURTH THING.  Oh well too late now.  Guess we'll never know for sure what things I missed.  MICHALANGELO is my favorite Reconnaissance artist.  Either him or I dunno whatever.  After The Ninja Turtles does anyone care about any Renaissance Artists.  I feel like the Ninja Turtles has STUNTED an entire generation on Renaissance Scholarality.  Or not.  Could be misconceptualizing this completely.  Who can say for sure.  Anyway.  The villain is named Shredder because imagine how bad it would be if someone Shredded The Paintings.  If someone shredded the Sistine Chapel EVERYONE WOULD BE BUMMED OUT.  The teacher is named Splinter because I dunno that's a tough one.  Gonna have to think about that one.  Anyway I dunno.  Why are the mutant turtles happy living in a sewer.  Just because they're turtles and mutants doesn't mean they should SETTLE for living in FILTH.
   Fifth paragraph.  Anyway.  Maybe if I buy some books I start reading again I start skipping a walk or two in middle of the day.  Give me nice TWO OR MORE hour chunk of day WALKLESS where I READ BOOK.  Seems like an interesting idea.  Gonna try do consider that idea beyond Just Typing It Right Now Idly.  Hmm.  What to watch on the television set today.  I think there's SIX half hour episodes of Paul McCartney Talks To Rick Rubon overall.  I watched TWO.  I predict and/or AIM FOR I will watch two more today.  Still got Hip Hop evolution to finish.  5 more episodes.  Watch at least one today.  FINISH UP THAT SEASON III.  Figure out a Film to watch.  I'm a big fan of Film.  Takes a whole while to get through but ultimately you'll find that it's worth it half the time.  Anyway.  Rick Rubin was friends with Avvett Brothers.  Then he showed up in Hip Hop Evolution.  Now he's friends with Paul McCartney.  AND THROUGH IT ALL HE"S GROWN A GREAT BIG BEARD.
   Well done.  Halfway through the act.  You can tell he's digging the music he's listening to by looking at his beard.  Either his beard is digging the music or its not.  MORE OFTEN THAN NOT HIS BEARD IS DIGGING TE MUSIC.  Always something in the music to dig.  JUST GOTTA FIND IT.  Possibly.  Or maybe Rick Rubin is just surrounding himself with music his beard happens to find diggable.  That's probably the case now that I think about it.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Maybe add Books I Want to Amazon Cart.  Get the ball rolling on this crap.  Maybe I should read rest of Jeff Tweedy Song Writing Book First Things First.  I dunno.  Might just remind me oh right I can't write songs lately.  But THAT'S THE TING. Might HELP ME write songs lately.  Hmm that sounds reasonable.  Couldn't hurt to give it a quick look.  EXCEPT WHOSE GOT THE TIME.  I got WALKS TO TAKE Very Soon After I Get Home FROM WALKS.  Oh right that's no good.
   Hmm.  Guess there's no time like the present to Just Stop Taking So Many Walks.  Hmm.  Guess I'll start thinking about what that would look like.  Maybe.  Drop down to six walks or someting.  That could work!  YEAH I'LL RECALIBRATE THAT PRIVATELY LATER.  ON UPCOMING WALK.  That's how that goes.  Hmm.  If I take six walks.  With PRESUMABLE PROBABLY NORMAL WAKE UP TIME.  I can have solid Afternoon between 3 PM and ~6:30 PM Walkless.  THAT SOUNDS REASON-ABLE.  Let's maybe even start that TODAY if we have to.  What does HAVE TO mean.  I dunno gonna think about that one.  The thing is IN PRACTICE I will constantly be like OH WELL I MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A WALK during that period of time.  ANYWAY let's move on with entry.  OKAY GOOD.  Coffee mug NO LONGER UNCOMFORTABLE TO HOLD.  HEAT HAS DIED DOWN.  Now luke warm to hold.  So that's pretty good I guess.  To HOLD.  Not so good TO DRINK.  COULD BE WORSE.  Could be COLD or ROOM TEMPERATURE.  STILL GOT SOME WARMNESS TO IT.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Let's see.  How much time do I have to write these paragraphs.  ENOUGH is that enough for you.  Sounds like it should be.  Anyway.  What was Dream Sketch about.  NO SPOILERS.  Made maybe a little bit of sense.  I don't know how TV shows work but if they work such that you HAD to submit sketch ideas constantly Good Or Bad, I GUESS I'd feel comfortable submitting it because it's SOMETHING.  If I had NOTHING ELSE.  But I wouldn't willingly volunteer it if I had a CHOICE in the matter.  So that's good.  Two and a half paragraphs to go.  Ideally write the next 2.5 paragraphs in LESS TAN HALF AN HOUR how do you like that time period.  PROBABLY A LOT.  That's how I would feel if I were you and God Willing one day I WILL BE YOU.  God Will Hunting.  Hmm.  Always can fall back on some Interventions or Scared Straights.  Don't really like the Scared Straights.  Not sure what I get out of it at all.  Now INTERVENTION that makes sense though.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Wait Intervention doesn't make sense either.  Hmm.  What DOES make sense to watch.  FREDDY'S NIGHTMARES.  It's got FREDDY.  Oh okay that makes sense. YEAH.  GOOD GOOD SENSE.  Anyway.  If I do the New Schedule Today that SEVEN WALK.  LET AIM FOR THAT.  I wanna TRY IT.  Read some Jeffrey Tweedy Book.  SEE WHAT HAPPENS.  ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.  I CAN GET SOMETING OUT OF READING.  Also I can spend that time DOING LAUNDRY.  Maybe SHAVING.  Figuring out HOW MUCH SODAE I HAVE and ADJUSTING Super MARKER ORDER.  ADDING NEW BOOKS TO BOOK CART.  SO MUCH TING TO ACCOMPLISH.  Amazing.  HMM.  This paragraph isn't even over and I STILL Gotta write one more paragraph after this.  AND I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of Sentence Quality.  Sentence CONTENT Quality.  Oh I know SPECULATE ON LUNCHES AND DINNERS.  Hmm.  I dunno yet.  Still not ready for that.  So what am I ready for.  Not much.  Well this paragraph is over at least.
   Sure.  Clean up my room and crap. That's a thing to do!  Even without the exclamation mark after, "That's a thing to do."  STILL a thing to do.  What else is up and crap.  Solid 2.75/10 Act I feel.  Whole lot of TERRIBLE, some mediocre, a little of of adequate.  ALL ADDS UP to VERY Not Good.  In, "Act I feel," THE, "I," IS DOING DOUBLE DUTY.  I'm not happy about it either.  But that's the way I typed it out AND I'M STICKING WITH IT.  Wait a second it doesn't have to be.  IT'S ACT I yes but it's also JUST AN ACT.  So it is AN ACT... WHICH I FEEL.  SEE LOOK THIS is what qualifies as part of the, "Whole Lot of Terrible."  THAT SORT OF THING.  You don't need me to tell you things.  Anyway.  What to listen to on Walk II.  Stick with New In Rock because why not who cares.  Anyway.  I'll be back in a little bit!

entertain me won't i

    Hey friends.  What's up.  Figure I got a lot of time to write this act.  Up to fourty minutes!  Way more than I need.  That's good.  Figure I'll start the Afternoon Break today.  THAT'S GOOD AS WELL.  Maybe get Diner Delivery for lunch.  Lunch can be Grilled Chicken Sandwich with Oh I Don't Know BAR B Q SAUCE.  Dinner though I DON'T KNOW.  That's a tough one.  What's dinner all about IN GENERAL.  We gotta start by analyzing the building blocks of dinner in the first place before we get to the specifics of what's best for dinner tonight for me.  Possibly some griddlecentric meal.  But we'll see.  Figure I can read up all of the Jeff Tweedy book today.  It's a quick read.  Small book.  Already a decent ways through it.  We'll see how that goes.  Maybe I won't be inspired to write song but at the very least I can imagine in my minds eye OTHER PEOPLE being encouraged to write songs.  WOW think of all the dozens of songs written because of this book I'll think.  WHAT A GREAT THING.  So that's a good afternoon all in all.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Splinter is generally a bad thing.  Why is a teacher called splinter.  I guess splintering could be good in lots of circumstances.  But I think in general it seems to have a negative connotation.  That's how I feel anyway.  Getting a splinter from a piece of wood for instance.  That's a negative.  Then there's all the other uses of the word splinter.  I don't think I need to get into those uses.  WE CAN ALL FIGURE THEM OUT FOR OURSELVES.  Hmm.  Already a paragraph and a half into the act.  Not so bad.  That's relatively deep all things considered.  Hmm.  Made some more progress with New In Rock playlist last walk.  SOLID 3 out of 10 experience.  POSSIBLY better than nothing.  I dunno.  I feel like nothing would have been a 4 in 10 experience.  Oh well.  How could I have known going into the walk that the experience would be UNDER 4 in 10.  COULDN'T HAVE KNOWN.  Such is life.
   Great.  Wonderful.  Probably gonna put on playlist again for walk III.  Let's see what happens.  Anything could happen.  Might hear the best songs I ever heard in my life.  I dunno about that.  Possibly hear the worst songs I ever heard in my life.  That sounds VERY possible.  Not sure why.  That's just life I guess.  Either way gotta write the second half of Act II.  Then I got the whole day ahead of me.  Gotta imagine the day is worth living.  Not sure why exactly.  That's just life I guess.  It's like Life Writing The Entry but SLIGHTLY LESS PRESSURE.  Makes sense that it'd be good then.  Anyway.  I guess this paragraph is just about over.  Let's just type it out until it is.  Then the next paragraph will take care of itself when we get there.  That's how things have always worked in the past.  No reason to doubt they'd work that way now in the immediate present.  That's how I feel!
   So that's good.  Was some sort of tree blocking Park Path the last few days.  Gotta maneuver inside of the branches carefully.  Nice obstacle.  At first it was a chore figuring out how to get through it without getting stuck but once you figure out how to do it it's a good exercise.  Wonder how it is for people walking their dogs.  How's a dog supposed to figure out how to get through this fallen tree with sticky branches afoot.  Can't just WALK through it.  Very hard to jump cleanly through it.  What's a dog supposed to do with that.  Very hard to figure out.  Oh well that's their problem not mine.  STILL THOUGH GOTTA WONDER HOW IT ALL WORKS OUT.  What else is up and crap.  Maybe dog can figure out a way to go Way Off Path and walk through the trees and then get back on path.  Seems like going off path is very populated by trees but maybe there's enough room for DOG to maneuver.  That might work out for DOGS but not PEOPLE.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Let's see.  Chicken sandwich for lunch sounds like a decent idea.  Not a COMPLETE knocking it out of the park.  BUT I can work with it.  The BarBQ sauce it the part the I can work with the best.  Then the chicken part.  Bread part is an afterthought for now.  That's my current thinking.  So that's good.  We'll see how all that plays out in real time later on.  Maybe dinner can be delicious hamburger.  Kind of INDULGENT and kind of REDUNDANT because SANDWICHES.  BUT YA NEVER KNOW IT COULD BE JUST THE THING TO MAKE MY DAY.  Great.  The important thing is I'm almost done here.  That's very important.  Jeez.  Hey getting close to new month.  Gonna have to turn the page on Real Life Calendar.  I think this time around I may turn it ON TIME.  No waiting an entire week.  Gonna do it right this time.  So that's good.  See ya later.

Oh Well That's It For Now

    Hey friends.  Successfully lived another day.  Took nice chunk of break in middle of the day!  Went okay.  Didn't accomplish much of anything.  Read 4 pages of Jeff Tweedy Songwriting Book.  Was productive-- realized I NEVER WANT TO WRITE A SONG AGAIN.  Or at least NEVER AGAIN TODAY CHECK AGAIN LATER.  Something along those lines.  Watched some Television Set.  Finished Paul McCartney TV Series.  Good deal!  Watched some other crap.  Started watching The Cast Away.  About halfway through that.  Maybe only Fourty Percent.  Either way we've just barely been introduced to Wilson.  Good Willson Hunting.  It's a good movie because it makes you think.  Makes me think I wouldn't be able to accomplish a single thing Tom Hanks knows what to do.  He figures out maybe thirty things he has to do to survive.  I probably would be able to come up with one or two of them.  I MIGHT be able to figure out How To Open Coconut.  Off the top of my head THAT'S ABOUT IT. 
    Hmm.  MAKE WILSON.  I could do that.  MAKE FRIENDS WITH WILSON.  I could EXCEL at that.  That's worth something I guess.  Hmm.  So I took seven walks over-all today.  Last few walks were Musicless.  TOTALLY PLEASANT.  Gotta remember to do that more often in the immediate future such as The Next Walk And See How That Goes.  Whatever.  Super Marker delivery tomorrow morning.  GET, "Up," early to take a walk beforehand ideally.  YEAH.  Ended up eating hot pockets for lunch and Turkey Sandwich for dinner.  Turkey sandwich was supposed to be RESERVED for next week meal.  NOPE HAD IT TONIGHT. GOOD now I don't HAVE to have it for Next Week.  TOTALLY FREE OF TEH RESPONSIBILITY OF HAVING DISGUSTING TURKISH SANDWICH FOR LUNCH FOR NEXT WEEK.  THANK YOU GOD FOR YOUR BLESSINGS,  STILL GOT HOT N SOUR SOUP THAT AT TIS POINT WILL PROBABLY NEVER GET EATEN.  Or drunk.  You don't really EAT soup do you.  You DRINK IT.  LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  But if we're gonna talk about it further WE PROBABLY SHOULD CONSIDER arguing against it.  BECAUSE IT'S CLEARLY INCORRECT.  So just a thought.  If we go any further. Should make it clear it's wrong.
   Three paragraphs to go.  DID adjust Sodae Order for Super Marker order.  Didn't do it EXACT but I think I'm happy with what I'm gonna be getting.  Quantitywise!  Started watching a new Freddy's Nightmares and who shows up in it but BRAD PITT.  And WHAT DO YOU KNOW A CARS PLAYS A RELATIVELY KEY PART IN IT.  He is also in a TALES IN THE CRYPT WHERE CARS ARE THE MAIN PART OF THE PLOT.  TV HORROR ANTHOLOGY SERIES CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUNG BRAD PITT AND CARS.  LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  Well I'm done.  Got all I wanted to say about it off my chest.  YOU GOT ANYTING TO OFFER?  E-mail it to someone WHO GIVES A DAMN.  Good luck finding that person.  Gotta be a few dozen people out there who give a damn and I'm guessing most of them Have E-mail Addresses.  Now that I think about it I can imagine other points in Brad Pitt's career where he is in or around cars.  Alright whatever I think I've said enough on that topic. 
    Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  Yep.  Quickly scanning his filmography.  Goin YEP THERE WAS A CAR IN THAT, there was a Car in THAT, there was a car IN THAT...  So on and so forth.  WHAT A LIFE I LEAD.  It's great.  What else do I got going on for me.  Really cool to hear Rick Rubin and/or Paul McCartney play the Beatles Songs Un-mixed.  They play em with different tracks isolated and whatknot and ya hear the different instruments alone and it really makes ya realize oh it sounds like One Whole Thing when ya listen but it's lots of totally different little things.  Not like MY music.  My music is one whole thing but in reality IT'S ALSO STILL JUST ONE WHOLE THING.  So that's not good.  NOT A GOOD SIGN AT LEAST.  MAYBE IT'S GOOD.  BUT IT SURE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT.  Also don't forget the one whole thing that is my music is Generally Not Great.  Still though NOT GREAT IS BETTER THAN TOTALLY TERRIBLE.  On the other hand oh well what can ya do.
   Last paragraph of the night.  And Jeff Tweedy In Book thinks I should write more songs?  NOT TODAY.  NOT EVER.  MAYBE LATER.  BUT NOT TODAY.  Ugh.  What's a good book I can read in the meantime that isn't Song Writing Book.  OH RIGHT ACADEMIA COMEDIA BOOK.  Ok.  Maybe that'll do for tomorrow.  Gonna keep that in mind I guess.  What else is up.  Tomorrow do I take LESS than six walks because I potentially take less Early Day Walks because of waiting around fir super marker.  I DUNNO what to do we'll see what happens when the day plays out in Real Time.  I assume the day will play out in real time.  If day plays out in Slow Motion or Way Too Fast NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.  Gonna be VERY UPSET if it happens at any speed other than What We're All Expecting.  That's how I feel.  I guess if it's all sped up that'd be kind of funny.  BUT UNPLEASANT IN MANY WAYS TOO.  Hmm.  That's all I got for now.  See ya tomorrow.

-9:03 P.M.

Wednesday, April 26, 2023

This Is The First Part Of The Entry

    Hey friends.  Up early again today!  9:26 AM!  Lemme calibrate some numbers.  Should be able to fit in 4 walks in early part of day.  Expecting Amazon Fresh Delivery in middle part of day.  I'd say over 50% chance I can take BONUS WALK OVERALL 9 walks today.  If not I take 8 walks.  AMAZING.  Anyway.  Got up real early and took walk and then lay in bed for half an hour.  Thought I'd just lay in bed until I took walk II.  THEN write Act I.  Then I felt like I lay in bed enough.  Got all the refreshment I needed.  Nice story.  Hmm.  What's another good story about my life.  Large-reasonable amount of NightMight eating.  On the large side of reasonable.  Or on the reasonable side of large.  Let's go with that.  Had black and white cookie for breakfast.  Let's go with that.  What did I watch on The Television Set last night POST-Entry.  Feels like probably some Beyond Straight Scared.  They alternate between BOYS scared straight and GIRLS scared striaght.  GIRLS GET SCARED STRIAGHT MORE.  I think its cause the lady prisoners SELL their Scariness more.
   Anyway.  A lot of these kids DO NOT DESERVE to be Scared Straight.  Got caught smoking pot.  THAT'S IT.  Who cares.  NOT ME. And I'M THEIR LEGAL GUARDIAN.  Am I getting anything exciting from super marker delivery today.  The answer is NO.  Which IS exciting.  Last week or two haven't had the need to snack on anything exciting during Day. And less intense things during night!  WHICH IS GOOD.  GONNA BE LOSING SOME WEIGHT.  ON THE FLIP SIDE ran out of laundered shirts.  Wearing DIS-laundered shirt today.  Will I do laundry today?  When I asked myself THAT VERY QUESTION when I first realized I had no laundered shirts earlier my first instinct was OF COURSE NOT maybe I will tomorrow.  But I dunno WHY NOT TODAY.  It's pretty easy.  Hmm.  Gonna guess Easy E's name is Eric.  I'm POSSIBLY basing this on Prior Knowledge.  Let's see.  YEP.  Several possible sources of prior knowledge on that one.  Hey coffee time.
   Stopping off at bakery on next walk for Father.  To get him something.  That's the premise.  Am I gonna get something for myself?  I don't know!  I hadn't thought about it. Right now got a SMALL tummy ache.  Feels WRONG to get something.  But PLANNING AHEAD make SOME SENSE to get something.  So I dunno.  I'll think about it at some point when I have time to think about it WHICH MAY BE NEVER.  So that's good.  What am I talking about I GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD I GOT A TIME MACHINE.  By which I mean I'm writing an entry JUST WRITE ABOUT IT.  I can THINK ABOUT IT THROUGH WRITING ABOUT IT.  Anyway.  Chocolate Dot cookie for a breakfast tomorrow or Friday.  Nice cookie.  Like a chocolate chip cookie but the chocolate is concentrated in the middle in a big circular chunk of chocolate. DON't WANT IT NOW.  Hmm.  Don't think I want it then.  OKAY GOOD WE FIGURED IT OUT YOU AND I.  Mostly I. YOU DID HARDLY ANYTHING.  Well you were a kind and attentive audience.  ACTUALLY YOU WERE GREAT.  Thanks A TON.  YOU REALLY STEPPED UP.  Thanks.
   METS BE SLIPPING YO.  Lost three games in a row B.  Oh well that's bound to happen now and again FELLA.  Hmm.  What to listen to on walks today.  Listened to some Rap Music Playlist on Walk I.  I think the premise of the particular playlist I'm listening to is this playlist is the Hottest New Music Particularly WELL LYRICISIZED SONGS.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEAH.  And it's called, "BARS."  I GET IT.  I think.  What does Bars mean again.  I FORGET.  A small segment that holds a number of beats.  YEAH THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.  I knew that.  Seems like something everyone should know.  Anyway.  Two Days into Weekly Speculation Bsaeball Matchup KNOCKING IT OUT OF TE PARK enough said.  Hmm.  LUNCH TODAY.  Probably go with Salami Sandwich.  THEN I FINISHED WEEKLY Super Marker meals.  Hmm.  Probably get communal dinner tonight or tomorrow night.  If not tonight then I'M GUESSIN I'm pickin up pizza tonight AND/OR heating up Heat Pockets.  SOUNDS LIKE THE EASIEST E-PTIONS off the top of my head.  How did Easy E die.  I'm gonna guess Freak Weather Balloon Accident.  I feel like that's similar to an unlikely death I suspected someone else died of relatively recently.  Hmm.  AIDS induced Pneumonia.  Well that's a bummer.  In retrospect not exactly sure What Kind Of Death WOULDN'T be a bummer.  Hmm.  I guess I'm some sort of Fool for not seeing that Bummer Coming.  THAT'S ON ME.
   Fifth paragraph.  Wanna hear something weird.  I poured myself water after coming home from walk for some reason.  Felt like oh I'm gonna be laying in bed for this segment of my life, feels like a segment for water.  Instead I spent half an hour in bed, now 25 minutes at computer and whatknot.  I DON'T THINK I'VE HAD A SINGLE SIP OF DISGUSTING WATER.  That's weird.  Maybe you don't find it weird.  You probably find a lot of things about me weird that I dont' find weird.  WHAT WE FIND WEIRD IS PROBABLY VERY DIFFERENT BUT THERE'S DEFINITELY A LOT OF WEIRDNESS AFOOT.  Anyway.  Wednesday.  Starting to put together Fresh Direct order now!  RIGHT NOW looks like I getting ONION rolls for next week.  THAT'S NOT THAT EXCITING ANYMORE.  I'm PAST the novelty of that.  Still should be a positive experience.  But so what.  World is FULL of positive experiences.  LOTS OF NEGATIVE ONES TOO.  Those are fun as well.  I guess.
   Halfway through Act I!  Sure.  Gotta figure out what to listen to on Walk II.  Current Hip Hop has got some good BARS but I'm not necessarily in the mood for it!  Man I got a long of clothes hangers.  Just realized I have AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT DEPOSIT of hangers in relation to the ones I was talking about yesterday.  IN FACT I GOT EVEN MORE laying around here and there besides THOSE.  So the point is I'm doing okay.  Is going to bakery gonna muck up my morning.  Make it harder to fit in everything?  NO.  Might add 90 seconds to my day.  THEN AGAIN MIGHT ADD 150 seconds.  Gotta include the time spent with my Dad telling me what he wants and whatknot.  COULD BE MORE THAN 150 SECONDS.  THIS IS BECOMING QUITE A HASSLE.  Then again I'm being The Good Son by doing it.  Hmm.  Have I said anything entertaining at all today.  SURE.  I accurately said Eazy E's name was Eric.  AND I ONLY KNEW THAT BECAUSE I HAD PRIOR KNOWLEDGE FROM SEVERAL SOURCES OVER TE COURSE OF MY LIFE SEVERAL TIMES.
   Seventh paragraph.  They should have Scared Straight for adults.  It's like Prison but you're protected from any Real Danger.  Hmm.  Maybe they should do that for Real Prison.  Kinda seems like there's no reason Actual Prison has to be a place where you should fear for your safety and well-being.  Hmm.  Really makes ya think.  Anyway.  GUESS I'm excited about SMORE Pop Tarts I'm getting today.  Not gonna have any TODAY.  But it had been a few weeks without ANY Pop Tarts.  Then last week I got FRosted Starbury Pop Tarts for classic breakfasts.  Now I will have SmoreBury Poptarts!  YEAH.  Oh also now I'm getting Regular Iced Cream Sandwiches for classic breakfasts instead of ALTERNATIVE iced creams.  So that's exciting too!  NOT IN TE MOMENT EXCITING but it's good that I'm getting EXACT CLASSIC BREAKFAST ingredients.  So that's GREAT JUST GREAT.  Hmm.  Salami Sandwich.  SOUP.  Am I excited about eating the hot and sour soup with the sandwich.  RIGHT NOW?  NO.  But if not now WHEN.  And if not WHEN NOW?  YEAH.
   Eighth paragraph.  SALAMI PEOPLE BE SLIPPIN.  THEY SAY you get 12 slices of salami in the package.  USED TO BE you did.  Last 2 or 3 times YOU GET 8 SLICES.  Somethin WRONG with this picture.  TO BE FAIR it says Service Size 4 slices, Servings ABOUT 3.  But in the past there was consistently 12.  You'd think that's what it'd be.  Last few times 8.  I DON'T GET IT.  I JUST.  DON'T.  GET IT.  Oh right CORPORATIONS cutting costs to make PROFITS.  GIVING US LESS SALAMI TO BOOST THEIR OWN POCKETS.  NOW I FEEL IT.  Hmm.  Maybe the slices are thicker than they used to be for some reason, same amount of salami overall, but they forgot to update how many slices they are.  THAT MAKES A TON OF SENSE.  Hmm.  Maybe I'm just counting wrong.  TO BE FAIR that also makes a ton of sense.  What else is up.  The Scared Straight Prisoners are the least scary of all.  They're the prisoners who go out of their way to volunteer to participate because They Want To Help The Children.  They put on the act for part I and then for part II they give their sob story and tell the children to do better.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  I WANT THE CHILDREN TO BE SCARED BY THE SCARY PRISONERS.
   Either that or MODERATELY SCARY PRISONERS.  That's a good compromise.  LET'S GO WITH THAT.  Why do I want children to be scared.  Because that's what The TV Show Says I Want To Happen.  OH OKAY that makes sense then.  I've been scared at points in my life.  Why shouldn't children be scared at points in their life.  MAKES SENSE.  Anyway I dunno.  Dad hasn't given me his order for bakery yet.  COULD BE A COMPLICATED ONE.  Gonna have to get this one right.  ONE THINGS FOR SURE he wants it in a box.  NO BAG.  Gotta make sure it's in a box.  I can understand that!  Bag things can get messed up.  BOX things are gonna be kept clean and safe.  Anyway.  HMM.  Now that I've had some time to privately re-calibrate things in the back of my head MAYBE I DO WANT COOKIE FOR MYSELF?  Still got some MORE time to calibrate things in back of my head I guess.  MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO UNTIL I'M IN BAKERY.  Hmm.  What else is up. 
   Probably crap.  Things and stuff.  That sort of bullshit.  OH NO almost at Walk II Time and I haven't figured out what to listen to.  I guess DEFAULT thing is continue with BARS playlist.  IT'S GOOD RAPPING but I'm just not in the mood.  I appreciate the LYRICISM more as of this moment than I do the rock and/or alternative music.  But the MUSIC ITSELF isn't what I'm in the mood for compared to the rock and/or alternative music.  WHAT A CONUNDRUM.  You know that sort of thing.  LET'S MAKE A COMPROMISE AND LISTEN TO what's a good terrible reference for a rap-rock hybrid.  Is there a good MODERN REFERENCE for that sort of thing.  Or is that purely a Turn Of The Century phenomenon.  Either way YOU GET THE IDEA.  Gotta imagine they've continued doing those sorts of music constantly for the last couple of decades with lots of success.  Good for them.  Anyway I guess that's it for now!  I'll be back in a little bit and crap.   
 

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    Hey friends.  Went to bakery.  Didn't have either of the cookies my Dad wanted.  ONE OF THEM THEY WILL HAVE SOON.  Gonna go again LATER ON IN WALK IV.  So that settles that.  How long do I have to write this act.  I DUNNO FOURTY MINUTES.  Ideally less than that.  Anyway.  Listened to some more BARS.  Pretty good stuff!  Walk II Bars was solid 6.5 out of 10 experience.  Wasn't sure whether I should keep listening to BARS in one ear while in bakery and dealing with that OR whether I should turn it off completely.  Went with turning it off completely.  Not sure if it was the right move.  That's Some Amount Of Time I could have been listening to music that I'll never get back.  HOWEVER that's some time of Listening To Bakery Without Music that I've GAINED that I never would have had otherwise.  So there's some positive in it I guess.  Hmm.  CHUGGED the water when I got home.  So I could pour some soda.  MAKES SENSE.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Feels like I got a new shirt a couple of days ago that I haven't tried on or seen.  But it's somewhere.  Not sure where or how.  But that's what I've been led to believe by something or someone.  Hmm.  IF I CAN FIGURE OUT THAT SHIRT then I can wear that shirt tomorrow making doing laundry tomorrow no different consequence than doing it today.  So that's something to consider.  FOR ME.  You don't need to bother considering it.  You don't even need to bother being told you don't need to bother considering it.  YOU KNOW THAT.  Anyway.  Got the rest of Casualties of War to watch.  That's a fun movie.  It's FUN because I watched half of it and there's only half of it left to watch.  Also John C Rielly is THE COMIC RELIEF.  HE WAS AT LEAST ONCE.  In the beginning before it gets super serious I FEEL LIKE THERE WAS ONE POINT we were allowed to be amused at John C Reilly dialogue.  I FORGET EXACTLY.  Seems about right though. 
   Third paragraph from beginning and/or end.  Makes sense.  Just Vietnam War isn't serious enough.  I seen that before aplenty.  WE CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT.  Gotta got more gritty than that for me to Not Laugh About Things.  That's how I feel.  Also it starts with people talking about LEAVING Vietnam and whatknot.  END OF THEIR TOUR.  Starts POSITIVE.  THAT'S WHY IT'S SET UP FOR JOHN C RIELLY LAUGH.  So that's good.  Hmm.  How long do I have to write the second half of this Act IDEALLY.  What would make me feel GOOD about things.  Let's say 20 minutes would be pretty good.  Oh okay let's go with that then.  What if this actor isn't John C Rielly at all.  Nope.  It is him.  I would have thought so.  I know a John C Rielly when I see one!  Apparently.  Anyway.  Not gonna have much time after shower for Television Time.  Gonna be RIGHT ON MY WAY FOR WALK IV.  BUT DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH plenty of Television Time LATER ON IN TEH DAYTIME.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act!  Went into bakery not aiming to get anything for myself.  Left bakery not aiming to get anything for myself.  That's still where I'm at AS I TYPE.  Ugh.  Facial hair growing back.  I just shaved recently!  That's not supposed to happen for a while!  Shaved like 2 or 3 weeks ago.  That's a lot time for Facial Hair to grow.  I guess so. STILL DOESN'T SEEM FAIR THOUGH.  In the end though I guess I can shave again.  Possibly while I'm doing laundry.  Or while laundry is being done.  Can't do it while I'm Doing The Laundry Parts I Do.  Can do it While The Laundry Is Doing The Parts It Do.  YEAH.  I like that story because it took up 3 or 4 sentences which is KEY because I want this to end a lot.  Hmm.  Is this paragraph PRETTY close to being done..  It FEELS like it's pretty close but what do I know.  COULD BE WISHFUL THINKING.  Then again NOW THAT I TINK ABOUT IT I'm finishing it AS I TYPE.
   Last paragraph.  Entries are getting worse every day.  FEELS THAT WAY but may be BE that way.  Maybe IS that way but might not FEEL that way.  HARD TO SAY EXACTLY.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on.  Mets game tonight at 7:10 PM.  Presumably I won't watch that at all.  Unless I'm keeping, "Tabs," on it on my phone and/or computer internet.  And it gets particularly interesting.  Like 5% likelihood games get particularly interesting.  THEN MIGHT PUT THAT SUCKER ON TEH TELEVISION TIME.  In the meantime though I gotta deal with finishing this paragraph.  Anyway.  Not just do I want bakery cookies to be in a box.  Gotta put the box in a bag.  That was a development I didn't foresee.  Gotta remember that one.  Feels like I shuold remember it on account of I remembered it Thus Far.  Pretty memorable.  Don't forget a thing like that.  Anyway that's it for now.  Next five paragraphs gonna be real good.  Solid 5.5/10.  You'll see.  See ya later.

It's Been A Long Time Coming

    Hey friends!  Another day down. Eight Walk.  Two Meal.  THREE MEAL if you count breakfast.  LET COUNT BREAKFAST.  Salami sandwich for lunch and pizzaria pizza for dinner.  Watched A TAD of interventions and beyond scared straights over the day.  Started watching the show where it's Rick Rubin and Paul McCartney and they look at each other and at times talk to each other.  Feels like that's a SLAM DUNK in terms of What A Great Mini Series Show.  Really makes ya realize Oh I'm not good at music.  I know a little bit.  I know enough to know that I vaguely know what I'm not doing nearly well enough.  But it's still entertaining to watch THEM good at it.  IT'S MUSIC YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.  Anyway.  Apparently Richard Rubin has a book on Being Creative out as of earlier this year.  That looks like it's right up my Alley Pond Park.  Might have to go ahead and buy that book.  THEN I'LL KNOW HOW TO BE CREATIVE AT WHATEVER CHOSEN ENDEAVOR I CHOOSE.  Hmm.  What should I choose.  OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD that's a tough one FIRST PRIORITY though maybe would be sandwich cutting.
   Not happy about that first priority but hey what's said is done.  No turning back now.  Guess we're pot committed to that now.  The important thing is I can probably figure that out in 2 minutes so we can EASILY AND QUICKLY get working on SECOND CREATIVE PRIORITY.  WHEW that's a relief.  Now I'm happy again.  Anyway.  Eight slices of Salami in package today.  Had four today.  That's the way things go now!!!  Hmm.  Got delicious bakery items for my Dad. No problem there.  Got em in a box.  GOt the box in a bag.  It all went according to the plan.  Started watching, "Gus Van Sants Last Days," the MINAMILIST FILM loosely based on Kurt Cobain's LAST DAYS.  Made it about six minutes into the film.  Couldn't finish it.  Too minamlist for me.  Look I like a minimalist film as much as the next guy-- possibly more-- but EVEN I HAVE MY LIMITS.  Either way I dunno.  Finished Casualities Of War.  Ended on an upbeat note. The Rapist-Murderers got sentenced to prison.  ALRIGHT.  TE SYSTEM WORKS.
   Also Michael ARRRRRR Fox was only MOSTLY severely traumatized.  THE SYSTEM WORKS.  Anyway  what else is going on.  The important thing is I got some interesting snack options from Amazon fresh today.  Got some Miniature donuts.  HAD ONE EARLIER IN THE AFTER-NOON NOON.  Got miniature iced cream sandwiches.  Those two things, mainly.  That's about it.  That's that story.  Hmm.  Listened to some more BARS playlist as well as a few walks to NEW IN ROCK playlist.  Not ALTERNATIVE.  We're talkin STRAIGHT UP ROCK.  Covers ALTERNATIVE, some HARD ROCK, maybe SOME PUNK.  Could be some HEAVY ROCK.  And boy YOU KNOW you're gonna get some MODERN ROCK whatever that's supposed to be.  I THINK IT'S ALL MODERN ROCK.  Oh okay that's good.  Lots of great bands out there these days.  Either that or they're all terrible.  Either way HARD TO TELL EXACTLY FOR SURE.  The important thing is that they give it their best shot and we listen with an open ear.
   Penultimate paragraph of the night.  VERY PLAUSIBLE some bands are better than other bands.  And SOME SONGS are better than other songs. Right? SEEMS it would be that way.  I dunno gonna have to look into that one.  Well a few paragraphs ago we've established Paul McCartney's music is better than mine.  THAT'S STEP ONE.  We know that much.  We can start building everything else off of there.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Tuned my guitar better while watching The Paul McCartney and Rick Rubin Show.  WAS OUT OF TUNE IT TURNS OUT.  WHO KNEW.  Possibly Some.  Guess I gotta have some wildcard lunch tomorrow.  Could be Hot Pockets.  Maybe a cup o noodles.  Best and/or only ideas I can come up with right now.  HMM.  If I think REAL HARD can I come up with another idea.  I'm gonna give it a shot. Gonna think REALLY HARD right now.  HERE I GO.  Hmm.  Trying To Think.  NOTHING'S HAPPENING.  Nope those are my only options.  Bagel with butter or cream cheese I dunno I don't really want that.  Anyway one more paragraph to go. 
    Sure.  Great.  Started wearing different pair of pant.  Wearing belt along with pant allowed pant to fit.  Go figure!  Anyway.  Figure I'll put on some Beyond Scared Straight after this with some music over it.  Not sure what music yet.  Take that on a song-by-song basis.  That way if one song is a bust THE NEXT SONG MAY BE A HIT.  ONE SONG cannot drag down the entire experience.  Because the next song may LIFT UP the experience.  Anyway.  Off the top of my head what's a good song to play during the Beyond Scared Stiff.  HMM how about some Oh I Dont' Know THEY'RE ALL GOOD CHOICES who can narrow it down As Of This Early Date And Time.  That's how I feel.  I love ALL the musics PAST AND PRESENT I'll listen to ALL the songs over the next fourty five minutes WHY NOT.  Gonna work out great for everyone.  So that's good.  I guess.  I'll see ya tomorrow.  I guess.  Probably.

-9:16 P.M. 

Tuesday, April 25, 2023

See You At The Next Title

    Hey friends!  Up early today.  9:08 AM!  Gonna fit in an extra walk in early part of day.  Either leading to Bonus Walk for day-- 9 overall-- or I skip a walk later on.  Probably 9 overall!  WHY would I be at a point later in the day when I've been home for a while and just be like HEY ya knwo what I've been home for a while JUST GONNA STAY HOME.  Makes little to no sense.  Anyway.  Had reasonable amount of NightMight.  Had delicious black and white cookie for breakfast.  Listened to reasonable New In Alternative playlist on Walk I.  Stopped working in middle part of ParkWalk.  Had to listen to the first 3 songs I listened to TWICE because I couldn't load new songs for a while.  THEN I listened to 2 or 3 new songs.  NOW I'M HERE.  Hmm.  Biden announced he's running for bresident.  That's good.  Got about a year and a half.  Sounds like about 500 Days Of Summer.  Sounds like somewhat more than 500 Days Of Summer.  BUT IN THE VICINITY more or less.
    Anyway.  Watched some more Monkey Shines last night.  With the sound!  So far nothing Horror Happened.  Monkey still good.  In fact Monkey still GREAT.  Monkey is the best person around in this film.  Also you're gonna have a tough time getting me to root against this monkey because I know that no matter how bad the CHARACTER the monkey is playing, the monkey ACTOR is a great person.  NO WAY the monkey ACTOR has a inkling of evil in it at all.  Probably not.  Anyway.  First day of the week of Speculation Baseball yesterday!  Team did WELL.  Only half the team played.  DID WELL.  METS PLAYING TODAY.  I wanna say 7:10 PM BASED ON NOTING.  WHAT THE HELL it's exactly 7:10 PM.  Well.  Probably saw it was 7:10 PM and stored it away somewhere.  OR 7:10 PM is a pretty standard time and I got lucky.  OR A CONFLUENCE of the two.  Anyway.  ALARM just went off because this is an ideal time to SUGGEST to myself to get up and then usually snooze.  Just realized MY ALARM SOUND SUCKS.  What a crappy bullshit alarm tune.  I HATE IT.
   Hmm.  Got a tummy ache.  Not happy about it.  Gonna drink coffee and carbonated beverage anyway!  Think that might not help but what can ya do.  No Communal Dinner tonight.  Think I'd aim for Vegetable Burger for dinner tonight.  Presumably with Freedom Tots.  Guess that has me eating Lo Mien for lunch.  As of now I don't envision enjoying eating anything.  ON ACCOUNT of the tummy ache.  So we'll see how it plays out down the line and whatknot.  Hmm.  Wearing purple shirt.  With pocket.  Pocket protector.  Or just pocket.  It protects something.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEAH.  I dunno if it IS a pocket protector or if its the space whre you place a pocket protector.  I TINK IT IS a pocket protector ITSELF.  Anyway the point is you can put things in it and they're safe from the elements and dangers outside.  Hmm.  What does Monkey Shines mean again.  I think it means Shenangains.  Lemme LTURQ.  Prank.  Trick.  Sort of like shenenagains.  Oh okay good.  The point is we're 40 minutes into the movie NOTING SCARY HAS HAPPENED.  Guy is in a wheelchair.  That's scary.  How would YOU like to be in a wheelchair.  I guess i wouldn't.
   Stephen Root is in the movie.  How would YOU like to be in a movie.  I'm not sure my first instinct is that'd be great!  Hmm.  Anyway.  That monkey sure can do a lot of things.  Not just some things.  But MOST things.  Real impressive.  What else is going on.  After this WHAT OTHER Dramatic Film do I got coming my way.  Ugh.  I'll figure something out. Oh right more Freddy's Nightmares.  Oh Right Great.  HOW'S TUMMY ACHE DOING.  Maybe about 85% as strong as it was when I first brought it up.  OH GOOD SOUNDS GREAT.  Hmm.  It's about time TO SAY SOMETING.  I know Biden announced he's running for President but did he say OF WHICH COUNTRY.  Could have been a technicality there that he may exploit.  Nah he probably said America AND/OR The UNITED STATES of America.  MY GUESS is he said it explicitly.  Anyway I dunno.  How much time do I have to write the rest of this act IDEALLY.  LOTS OF TIME.  IDEALLY?  Let's say AN HOUR would be way more than enough time Ideally.  DOES TAHT SATISFY YOU? Not really I don't care much one way or the other.  OH GOOD THEN WE'RE ON TEH SAME PAGE.
   Fifth pargraph.  WHAT CRAP.  The good news is WOW SO EARLY.  Gonna have like AN HOUR of bonus Television Time.  OFF TE TOP OF MY HEAD that's about how much time I'll have.  I guess.  Stephen Root Beer.  Is that something that could happen in any sort of universe.  Let's hope not.  I'm VERY unhappy it happened Even Here. It's below even me.  I'm not happy about this entry at all.  Too early. TOO EARLY.  JUST LIKE BIDEN ANNOUNCING HIS PRESIDENCY.  Should have waited A LOT LATER.  LIKE UNTIL MAY.  THIS IS MANY MANY DAYS TOO SOON.  SHOULD BEEN IN EARLY MAY.  BIG MISTAKE.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Oh well.  Now he's got an extra SEVERAL DAYS to fundraise.  THAT'S GONNA ADD UP I GUESS.  He can put those fundraising days TO GOOD USE.  SPEND THEM ON NEWSPAPER ADS IN OH I DON'T KNOW WHY NOT MICHIGAN OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.  IT's a good state.  PRETTY BLUE but ya never know OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD. 
   Halfway through the act.  Hmm.  What does Michican Review again.  Is it Resturants.  Michigan Reviewed Restuarants?  Lemme LTURQ.  I don't get it.  They'r car tires.  But then it evolved into reviewing restuarants.  Lemme CONTINUE LURQ.  Hmm.  They're a Car Tire COMPANY.  That REVIEWS RESTURANTS.  THAT'S IT.  Either way it's called Michigan Tires.  That's the premise of what I'm trying to say.  Oh.  Right.  The Michigan Man.  Looks kind of like the Marshmellow Man from Ghostbusters and/or The Advertising Campaign Ghostbusters was referencing that has fallen by the wayside by now, our modern age.  Hmm.  Stephen Root was just a regular random supporting actor in Monkey Shines.  He had little to no STEPHEN ROOTNESS to him really at that point.  YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.  Probably.  I KONW what I mean.  But then again MAYBE I'M AN IDIOT.  What else is going on that may or may not prove that I am an idiot.  Hmm.  Lots of stuff that may relate to that. In the meantime though let's start a paragraph anew and whatknot.
   Seventh paragraph!  Hmm.  Possible I have lighter lunch than lo mein if I still have tummy ache.  Which I GUESS could be light salami sandwich.  WHAT ELSE is a lighter lunch.  HMM.  NOTHING.  Off the top of my head that's the lightest lunch there is.  NOT REALLY.  Gotta eat SOMETHING to introduce LIGHT to the palate.  Nothing just keeps The Heaviness of the Nothing that was there before.  GOTTA REPLACE THE HEAVINESS of Nothing with THE LIGHTNESS of Light Something.  Hmm.  I'll think about this one.  Still got a lot of time to see how tummy ache plays out!  They have a disclaimer at beginning of Monkey Shines saying I ASSURE YOU even if it looks like Monkeys were in distress in this movie THEY WERE NOT monkeys were perfectly happy and fine all the time.  I TRUST EM.  GEORGE R ROMERO EARNT MY TRUST DEALING WITH ZOMBIES EARLIER IN HIS CAREER.  Zombies never made ONE PEEP about the way he treated them!  Why should I worry about the way he deals with monkeys.  OBVIOUSLY HE KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE THESE SORTS OF THIGNS.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Delightful.  Zombies can't complain.  Can't talk!  Probably can't even THINK to complain.  Hmm.  Sure sounds like Romero is exploiting Zombies then.  Oh well what can ya do.  GOOD FILMS.  Gotta separate the art from the artist.  That's how I feel!  What else is going on and crap.  Did George A. Rogero INVENT the entire Modern Zombie Genre AND IF SO did he ultimately regret it.  Because it spawned so much crap.  Spawned a lot of good stuff, sure.  But also a whole lot of crap?  MY GUESS IS HE HAS MIXED EMOTIONS ABOUT IT BUT THEN HE DIED SO NOW HE HAS NO EMOTIONS ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Maybe he just didn't give a shit.  Could be he just didn't care!  Wow.  Amazing.  What else do I got going on for me today.  Possibly watch some more Interventions.  Watch the first half of the Interventions.  Right up to the pre-interventions.  THEN SWITCH TO A NEW EPISODE.  I like watching them Be Addicts.  INTEVERNTIONS I CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.  That's THEIR BUSINESS NOT MINE.  Hmm.  Don't really wanna watch those now that I thik about it.  Hmm.
   Two paragraph to go for Act I!  Anything good happen yet.  WELL I figured out Once Again that his name is George A Romero.  For a while there I was saying George R Romero.  Not sure how I got confused there.  BUT WE'RE BACK ON THE WINNING TEAM and saying George A Romero.  So that's good.  When did George R Robero die.  I'm gonna say 200... HMM... I'm gonna say 200... HMM... I'm gonna sa.... HMM... I'... HMMM... I.... Hmm.... I'mm gonna say 2007.  2017.  FUCK I WAS WAY OFF.  GOD DAMNIT.  The important thing is He Made No Films Of Consequence Or Perhaps At All the last decade of his life so THANKS FOR NOTHING.  Then again one of his films is ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES so Thanks for ONE PRETTY BIG THING OVERALL.  WELL DONE ON THAT.  Hmm.  Figure I'll continue New In Alternative playlist on walk II.  Am I getting close to the end of the playlist?  SURE relatively close.  Do I know what I'll listen to next?  SURE no I don't.  Is it important as of now?  SURE probably not quite yet I'll figure something out I guess.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Where did I get, "R," from.  Maybe George R R Martin?  Or another George R something.  George R Bush maybe.  Either way I dunno.  BARRY HELAFONTE DIED?  I know who that guy is BY NAME and possibly by face and possibly by works.  Well by NAME anyway.  Anyway.  He was 96.  PRETTY NICE LIFE YA GOT TEHRE.  Agewise at least.  That's ONE metric of life.  Probably one of the top dozen metrics of life WE CAN ALL MOSTLY AGREE UPON I'd say.  I DUNNO.  Some jerks might say HEY MAN.  I DON'T WANNA GROW OLD MAN.  OLDNESS IS FOR SUCKERS MAN.  DON'T TRUST ANYONE OVER THIRTY MAN.  In which case what's your problem.  Also in which case STILL AGREE AGE IS A METRIC on which to celebrate Lifenss.  Jut in the other direction.  STILL THOUGH YOU'RE MAKING TINGS DIFFICULT TO MEASURE LIFE SUCCESSS IN EQUATIONS THANKS A LOT YOU FOOLS.  Anyway I dunno!  That's it for now!  I'll see ya!  Soon! 
   

hey you made it

    Hey friends.  Time to write five paragraphs.  How long do I have?  Let's say as much as fuorty five minutes if I really want it!  So that's pretty good.  How's tummy ache going.  ABOUT ONE THIRD of what it was originally.  Still there to some degree. NOT MUCH.  Anyway.  Let's see, what's good TOPICS for Act II.  Mom still dealing with aftershocks of vaccine booster.  Always feels really really shitty after vaccine.  Consistently terrible!  Real bad.  No good.  Oh well.  It'll go away in Oh I Don't Know maybe 24 hours from now.  Maybe 36 hours from now.  HARD TO SAY EXACTLY.  One thing is certain it will be a multiple of 12 hours from this very moment.  Which is more or less 24 hours from when she first got shot.  SO BASICALLY a multiple of 12 hours from when she got shot which MAKES A TON OF SENSE. It was DESIGNED to give aftershocks for multiple of 12 hours DUH.  Anyway.  Apparently they don't make you sit around for 10-15 minutes after shot anymore.  WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO.  Don't answer I DON'T WANNA KNOW.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Gonna have SOUP left over from Chinese Food.  Figure I'll match that with Salami Sandwich.  Upon further introspection is that the most natural pairing I DON'T KNOW.  Hmm.  Maybe I take a look at Lo Mien for lunch and decide I gotta pad it out with soup.  MAYBE I TAKE A LOOK AT A LOT OF THINGS.  Gotta take a look at the pictures I took of Bakery a few days ago.  E-mail them to my Dad.  Never did that!  GOT CAUGHT UP IN TE WHIRLWIND OF LIFE.  Forgot all about it.  And/or remembered it at intervals but was too lazy to do it.  HARD TO SAY EXACTLY.  What else do I got going on for me.  Watching Monkey Shines IT REALLY DRIVES TE POINT HOME never watched this movie while paying attention.  ALL NEW STUFF TO ME.  So that's pretty cool.  This wheelchair guy has a beard in act One but NOT IN ACT TWO.  Gonna guess he continues not having a beard in Act III.  SOLID 90% CHANCE that's accurate.  VERY confident in this prediction.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Hip Hop Evolution seems to have been released in 2020 but the final episode talks about 50 cent, T.I., and Lil Wayne.  CALL ME CRAZY but that seems to be PRE 2010's?  Kidna seems like that's over a decade of Hip Hop History that they don't even start to consider.  Guess they can't contextualize the Hip Hop Evolution of last decade yet properly. NEED MORE TIME TO DIGEST IT.  Oh okay good.  Maybe they were canceled after season IV and thought they were gonna come nack for more seasons to complete hip hop history.  That's another good explanation.  Hmm.  Halfway through the act.  That's pretty good stuff I guess.  Is it possible I get something for dinner tonight.  Not vegetable burger?  SURE.  But right now I feel like I can knock vegetable burger out of the park.  So WHY KNOT.  Anyway.  GOTTA STACK OF CLOTHESHANGERS in my room.  HEY TIS IS GOOD STUFF.  That's what you call these things right.  Triangle things.  With hanger things on the top.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEAH.
    Two paragraphs to go.  What else is going on and crap.  Looking forward to finishing Monkey Shines I guess.  Figure I'm about 41 minutes into it PER MY RECOLLECTIONS.  Figure there's gotta be about an hour left PER MY GUESSTIMATIONS.  Figure that should be pretty fun PER MY CALCUNCTIONS.  Gotta figure out a way to write a paragraph and a half now.  Then all my problems will be solved for the next Oh I Don't Know SEVERAL HOURS.  Possibly FOR THE DAY.  So what if I gotta write five paragraphs at night.  That's no problem.  I'll have LIVED TEH DAY and be REFRESHED.  No problem writing THOSE five paragraphs. Not like the next paragraph and a half is a problem.  Hmm.  What does T.I. stand for.  I assume it stands for something.  Usually Letters stand for things BUT NOT ALWAYS.  Let's see.  His nick name was TIP as a kid.  Changed it to TI out of respect for fellow rapper Q-TIP.  That's nice.  Great.  Q-Tip is and/or was in A Tribe Called Quest.  Unless there's another third or FOURTH Tip out there.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that one.
    Last paragraph!  What else is going on and crap.  Wonder if A Tribe Called Quest is friends with Journey.  Quest and Journey are synonyms.  Gotta imagine they cover some overlapping themes HERE AND THERE once in a while.  So that's good.  Of course one is A TRIBE CALLED Quest and the other one is just STRAIGHT UP Journey.  I don't mean the band is called, "Straight Up Journey."  YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.  Anyway.  What else is going on and crap.  Not sure.  Probably bring these hanger down.  Oh right.  Just call em hangers.  Don't need to call em CLOTHESHANGERS.  You get the idea just with HANGERS.  Probably.  Maybe if I said it when we were talking about something else hangers would imply something else IN A DIFFERENT CONTEXT.  Oh well what can ya do.  I guess that's it for now.  See ya tonight! 
  

I'm Living It Up

    HEY bathtub is completely unpooled.  That's pretty great!  What else is going on and crap.  Took 9 walks today.  If you'll crunch the numbers along with me you'll find that's too many walks.  Hmm.  Listened to some Current Hip Hop Playlist.  I like a lot of these songs.  SOME NICE, "Flows," and/or, "BARS," going on these days PER MY UNDERSTANDING.  Gonna continue monitoring the situation.  I am Music Hall Monitor.  Music teacher in High school was named Ms Hall.  I think.  Could be confusing that with the ROOM the music class being in BEING IN THE MUSIC HALL.  That sounds right too.  Music Appreciation wasn't in regular classroom.  It was in Special Music Room.  Which I THINK could be called A HALL.  Either way pretty sure her name was Hall too.  So the point is IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER.  Anyway.  Watched a bit of intervention.  Started watching some BEYOND SCARED STRAIGHT.  The show where kids go to jail heavily supervised and the premise is to SCARE THEM BEYOND STRAIGHT.  That's an okay show I GUESS.  I'd probably throw that on again SURE WHY NOT.
    Huh.  Finished lo mein for lunch.  Had Vegetable Burger with Freedom Tots for dinner.  Watched first half of Casualities Of War.  The Vietnam movie with All Your Favorite Actors Such As Michael J Fox, Sean Penn, And John C Rielly.  Gonna watch the second half Oh I Don't Know TOMORROW.  So that should be good.  Anyway.  I was REMINDED by, "Obits," that OH YEAH Harry Belafonte was AND IS well known for Political Activism.  NOW upon further introspection THAT DOES RING A BELL.  SO let's celebrate his life and/or death for that reason.  Wait just his life.  Let's stop celebrating his deal there.  That makes sense.  Figure I can put on some Intervening and/or some Beyond Scaring Them Straight after this entry with and/or without putting some music up on the speakers.  That should be a nice Closing Out Of The Day Experience.  Hmm.  Mom seems to be gradually feeling better.  THANKS FOR ASKING IMPLICITLY.  IT MEANS A LOT.  EXPLICITLY I GUESS.  HOW ABUOT THAT.
   Three paragraphs to go.  I promised myself earlier today that the 5 paragraphs at knight would a breeze.  WELL I'M HERE NOW AND THERE'S NO BREEZE.  STILL AIR.  How unpleasant.  Maybe I should watch Pleasantville.  I CAN'T WATCH PLEASANTVILLE.  IT'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.  And even if it was somewhere to be found IS IT WORTH THE HASSLE.  I dunno what I'm talking about anymore.  IT DOES have a version of Across That Universe by Fiona Apple though.  Everyone knows that from my Mp3 Collection when I was a kid.  WHAT ELSE IS UP.  Probably gonna eat something when this is over.  Possibly do a mix-em-up and have a tootsie pop WHEN ENTRY IS OVER.  Can you get a load of that.  Cause if so IS THAT A GOOD TING OR A BAD THING.  Are you HAPPY with Getting A Load Of That.  Or is it a negative in your life.  Cause if its a negative TELL ME.  I'll take it back.  I DON'T WANNA GIVE YOU LOADS YOU DON'T NEED.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Eat some ice cream bar or something.  That's a good alternative for when this is over.  That way we don't have to bother with giving you loads or anything.  That solves that problem.  I gotta write two more paragraphs. That begins THAT problem-- FOR ME.  Finished watching Monkey Shines.  Turns out The Monkey did it.  Kinda not sure though.  For a lot of it POSSIBLY THE WHEELCHAIR MAN DID IT PHYSICALLY THROUGH TE MONKEY???  Either way by teh end of it MONKEY WAS EVIL and WHEELCHAIR MAN WAS A SAINT.  STEPHEN ROOT WAS LONG FORGOTTEN.  HE DISAPPEARED ABOUT 40% INTO THE MOVIE.  Ugh.  Had the most risky interaction I've had PERHAPS EVER today.  "Signed," for an Amazon package MASKLESS and Amazon Man was MASKLESS today.  Was about 15 seconds overall.  BUT IT HAPPENED.  Either way.  If I die YA KNOW WHY.  CAUSE I TOLD YA TO FIGHT. 
   Last paragraph.  That'll do it.  The important thing is I write one more paragraph to the standards we've grown accustomed to.  You know Mediocrity.  That sort of thing.  Sounds good.  Got a black and white cookie left for a breakfast this week.  COULD EASILY have a frozen Freedom Sandwich as well though.  We'll see what happens!  Could have salami sandwich for lunch tomorrow.  COULD HAVE maybe Frozen HEAT Pockets.  MAYBE SOME OTHER WILD CARD like Oh I Don't Know I DON'T KNOW THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A WILD CARD.  So that's good.  I'm satisfied with today's entry.  Was it good?  Of course not.  Did it exist?  Unfortunately!  BY THOSE TWO METRICS I DEEM THIS ENTRY SATISFACTORY.  So that's pretty good I guess.  I guess that's it for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-9:14 P.M. 
 

Monday, April 24, 2023

Don't Worry I Got This

    Hello friends.  Up on time today.  10:26 AM!  I'd be able to pretty easily fit in Entire Three walks in early part of day before Dad's walk.  HOWEVER Dad and Mom are gone for Booster Shots.  So I dunno if and when Dad is gonna take a walk today.  Won't take it EARLY.  But all this Getting Up Early may be FOR NAUGHT anyway.  Either way GOOD DEAL ANYWAY.  Gonna be GOOD nonetheless.  What else is up.  Watched a couple of INTERVENTIONS last night.  I like interventions!  Forgot I had a lot of them available to me.  Ones I watched FIFTY percent chance I've watched before but FELT relatively new to me.  I musta watched A HUNDRED of em.  Makes sense that ones would seem new to me even if I watched em before.  Listend to CURATED MUSIC over em.  Skipped between GENRES and TIME PERIODS.  MADE NO DIFFERENCE.  I enjoyed it all the same.  DID I enjoy it?  I TRIED MY BEST SURE.  So that was good.  Had three beers last night.  WOW what a fun experience.  Probably.  That was the premise I guess.  Anyway.  MORE GENERAL UPKEEP NEXT PARAGRAPH.
    Finished Speculation Baseball week 6-3-1 BUT I'm stuck in fourth place overall today.  TWO OF THE THREE TEAMS AHEAD OF ME DID EVEN BETTER.  One did worse.  HE WAS MORE AHEAD OF ME SUCH THAT DOING WORSE KEPT HIM AHEAD OF ME OVERALL.  This is what the people wanna read.  WHERE IN STANDINGS is Current Week Opponent.  OH BOY I got my work cut out for me.  I'm facing FIRST PLACE IN STANDINGS J-Love's Money Team.  I'm almost SCARED to see what super stars he's got on his team.  Let's see.  MAN he's got a whole lot of Top Tier playres but hey here's one you'll know HE'S GOT SUPER STAR PETE ALONSO whom we've talkd about lately.  If not by name than by CONTEXT.  Ugh.  MOVING ON.  This jerk got other Mets superstar player Fransisco Lindor.  I've got two Mets pitching superstars and he's got two Mets hitting superstars.  DON'T LIKE IT.  FEELS LIKE HE'S DOING WHAT I'M DOING.  WORKING OUT FOR HIM SLIGHTLY MORE TOO.  POSSIBLY SIGNIFICANTLY MORE.  Possibly Definitely Significantly mroe when you look at THE STATS.  PROBABLY OF COURSE YES STATISTICALLY DEFINITELY STUTASTISTICALLY MORESO.  Coffee time.
   HOME ALONE.  Time to leave my bedroom door SLIGHTLY OPEN for the breeze.  Don't gotta worry about... hmm.  Hearing COVERSATION.  Not sure why that bothers me.  Sometimes my Dad and Mom can get slightly angry at each other.  DON'T WANNA HEAR NO SLIGHT ARGUMENTS.  Sometimes my Mom listen to radio or my Dad listen to downstairs TV.  I DON'T NEED TAHT EXTERNAL STIMULAI.  I got my OWN stuff going on.  Not sure how long parents gonna be gone.  Could be relatively quick.  HOWEVER they may not have booster shot appointments back to back.  Could be waiting a while between booster shot appointments.  THAT MAY have been impetus of argument last night.  Or maybe it resolved itself.  What do I know.  I tried to have my door closed as much as possible.  So that's good.  NO METS GAME TODAY.  Mets lost 2 games in a row.  THEY SLIPPIN.  What their CRAPPY RECORD down to.  14 and 9.  TERRIBLE.  Only won 5 more games than they lost at this early point in the season.  ANY TEAM CAN DO THAT IN THEIR SLEEP.  If they were particularly Baseball Powerful While Resting.
   Hmm.  Had I BELIEVE Zero Nightmight snacking last night.  Had pretty early Classic Breakfast.  Strongly considering Chinese Food for lunch.  Early lunch.  Of the two lunch times, the early one!  Because I can order Chinese Food after walk III and have it arrive in time for Early Lunch Time.  HOWEVER if I wait until walk IV to order Chinese Food gonna arrive way past Later Lunch Time.  So that's good.  Thinkin about LO MEIN for a 2 part lunch AND MAYBE some SPARE RIBS as a two part dinner and/or one part dinner and MANY MULTIPLE unhealthy snack.  ONE AT A TIME AND WHATKNOT.  That'd be delicious snacking.  Let's talk about it.  Wonder if Menu specifies how any ribs is in Small Portion. MY GUESS IS EIGHT.  Hmm.  THEY DO NOT SPECIFY.  Still gonna stick with my guess of Eight. In which case Dinner probably would be Five.  Healthwise PROBABLY FOUR should be more than enough calories.  WOULD PROBABLY GO WITH FIVE THOUGH.
   Fifth paragraph!  DELIGHTFUL.  Wait a second GOT SCARED FOR A SECOND they'd be closed.  I saw They Were Closed Now.  Then I was like OH RIGHT SHIT TEY"RE CLOSED SUNDAY.  Then I was like OH WAIT SHIT IT'S MONDAY and thye're just closed cause it's PRE-11:00 AM.  Then I was like YEP THAT CHECKS OUT.  Then I was like YEP LOOKED ALL THAT UP ONLIEN AND IT ALL CHECKS OUT.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Was talking yesterday about how Sunday and Monday are a lot alike.  Here's a difference.  Can get THIS CHINESE PLACE on Monday but NOT SUNDAY.  Gotta imagine there's lot of other Chinese Places that deliver Sunday.  Maybe a lot of them don't.  I DON'T KNOW I FORGET.  Been a while since I ordered elsewhere.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  How's my brother doing in Imagination Baseball Standings after three weeks.  HEY HE'S IN FIFTH PLACE RIGHT BEHIND ME.  And I MEAN RIGHT behind me.  I'm 4.5 games out of first and he's 5.0 out.  GREAT.  Am I rooting for him to do as well as he can behind me.  Or do I want to embarrass him and kick the shit out of him in the league.  Hmm.  I TINK THE FIRST ONE.  WE'RE FRIENDS.
   Halfway through the act.  What did I listen to on First Walk.  More Alternative playlist.  I BELIEVE It's New IN Alternative.  Could be wrong.  Probably not wrong.  I'd bet NOT MY BOTTOM DOLLAR but one of my dollars that I'm right.  Not sure how many dollars I have.  Enough to spare ONE of them though.  Hmm.  In recent years I've been tempted to get Non-Bone Spare Ribs.  NEVER WORKS OUT.  I mean it's still an OKAY experience.  But it's nowhere near as good.  Hmm.  Is this pork or beef ribs.  Never really thought about it.  I think AS A KID I kinda in the back of my mind assumed beef but now that I think about it AS AN ADULT in the front of my mind I assume it's pork.  Let's see.  Made from Boneless Pork Butt (Which is actually from the shoulder of the pig).  Not the ribs.  The butt.  Which isn't the butt.  It's the shoulder.  Well now that makes sense.  Either way delicious.  Guess I should look up how many standard rib gonna run ya calorie wise.  WOULD IT BE GREAT if it was 125 calories?  SURE.  But my guess is it's gotta be 250-300 calories IF INTERNET IS BEING HONEST WITH ITSELF.
   Internet IS NOT being honest with itself.  General consensus is a medium rib (WHATEVER THAT IS) is like 100 - 150 calories.  Either way that works for me if I'm eating 5 for a dinner.  Also that probably includes the bone which I LEAVE OVER.  What else is up.  Seventh paragraph!  Amazing.  What else is up.  Pork, chicken, shrimp lo mein.  Maybe go with chicken.  Nothing exciting about chicken.  But SHRIMP would be small portion and also NOT IN MOOD.  Pork would be redundancy with spare rib and presumably pork fried rice that comes with.  CHICKEN MIGHT BE THE BEST BET WE GOT GOING ON FOR THIS.  STILL RESERVE THE RIGHT to get a different lunch.  HMM.  Lots of good options.  YOU KNOW LIKE HALF A DOZEN.  Anyway I've talked about nothing food this entry yet. FREUDIAN SLIP.  Meant to say Good.  Said Food.  I've talked about ONLY FOOD this entry but NOTHING GOOD.  OH BOY what a laugh.  HEY GREAT NEWS parents are back already.  BOTH got boosters.  Now taht I think about it HMM MAKES SENSE it was quick.  Last time I went with them it was quick.  No Line.  Nearby place.  OH RIGHT IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME.
   Eighth paragraph.  I was thinking back to the days where it was THE TING TO DO to get First Shot and everyone wanted to do it and everyplace with the shots was packed for days and days.  Anyway.  Hmm.  I'm not qualified for booster yet I don't think.  But when I am GONNA GET THAT BOOSTER REAL GOOD.  Possibly not THAT good.  But whether I get it Good Or Bad I'll get it ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.  HMM.  Five times 130.  SOUNDS A LOT LIKE 650 calories which is more or less The general premise for a dinner amount of calories.  Time to write some yukk-em-ups.  What should I watch on Television Time a little bit later.  Got FIVE episodes of Hip Hop Resolution left.  LAST episode of Season III.  ALL episodes of Season IV.  Hmm.  Maybe some more movies are updated on Streamers and Premium Channel On Demands.  IT'S MONDAY.  THEY UPDATE THINGS OVER SUNDAY MIGHT MONDAY NORNINGS.  That's what I would do if I were them and wanted to please people Particularly On Monday Mornings at least.  WHICH IS WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WERE THEM.  Hmm.  Two more paragraphs to go!
   Yeesh.  Wonder what kinda slips Freud himself was making.  Musta been EPIC.  Probably a lot of what he taught and said were Freudian slips.  Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.  SOMETHING TO THAT THERE is a Freudian slip. SOMETHING ABOUT CIGARS.  WEIRD ABOUT CIGARS.  Let's talk about it.  Anyway.  Just looked up if he ever really said that cause I got the feeling IT'S A FALSE QUOTE.  I WAS RIGHT.  FALSE ATTRIBUTION.  The point is I'm sure he said a bunch of stuff anyway that were Freudian Slips.  Let's look into THINGS HE REALLY SAID we don't need to look at INVENTED things he DIDN'T SAY.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Probably gonna be able to take a shower after walk III and then call Chinese Food.  POSSIBLE I'll look at the time and be like Nah just order chinese Food now, Skip Shower, that's how much time I have left.  NOT ENOUGH TIME To take shower and then dry off which'll take A SOLID 8 MINUTES.  Hmm.  Should be able to spend 8 minutes on shower.
   LAST PARAGRAPH OF THE ACTION I.  I guess.  Probably continue playlist I was listening to on First Walk on second walk.  It was going pleasantly enough.  Anyway.  NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT for things to take an unpleasant turn though.  That could be fun as well.  SURE I'D LOVE BEEF LO MEIN they just DON'T OFFER IT.  Maybe I get beef with broccoli.  THEY OFFER THAT CRAP.  GOT IT BY MISTAKE THAT ONE TIME YOU REMEMBER.  Got nothing else to bother remembering other than minor things that happen in my life.  Probably.  If enough people read this gotta be someone who remembers minor things that happen in my life.  Enough people DO read this that someone remembers that.  ME.  And ME.  I'm the guy whose enough people AND I'm the guy who happens to be the guy out of enough people who Remembers The Minor things.  I COVER BOTH CRITERIA.  So that's pretty good.  Well I'm gonna go take a walk now.  I'll be back a in a little bit.  POSSIBLY with Somewhat better paragraphs.  Feel pretty positive about those odds.  See ya soon.

i'm the best writer here

    Hi friends.  Time to write five more paragraphs.  Got plenty of time to write 'em!  Presumably gonna have delicious lunch in 2 hours.  Dad is gonna take his walk about half an hour late which complicates things in an INTERESTING direction.  Now I can have lunch HALFWAY THROUGH normal 2 lunch times.  Might just err on the side of early lunch time though.  Kinda hungry!  Either way let's just get started.  QUICK what are top alternatives to Lo Mein.  SOMETHING IN GARLIC SAUCE.  SOMETHING WIT BROCCOLI.  EGG FOO SOMETHING.  Well that's about it.  I guess.  Anyway.  FINALLY replaced Empty Bottles of one of my anti-depressants in cabinet where I retrieve medication during morning and nighttime takings of medication.  Been empty for like 3 weeks.  TOO LAZY to go to Drawer where I keep back-up medications so that when I run out I can replace the bottles.  FINALLY.  Starting EARLIER TIS MORNING I AM BACK ON ONE OF the 2 or 3 antidepressants I'm on.  Didn't notice any difference without it.  OH WELL COULDN'T HURT TO GO BACK ON IT.
   Not one of those things thats dangerous to go on and off without doing it gradually.  Probably not.  Not sure what I'm basing that on now that I think about it.  Just doesn't SEEM to be in that class of drugs that it'd be dangerous to do that.  Also NO SIGNIFICANT SIDE EFFECTS from doing it.  So there's that.  Hmm.  Gonna take a shower after Walk III.  NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.  Very little doubt about it at least.  Anyway.  Malcolm Little.  FROM THE VERY START they were trying to make Malcolm X feel LITTLE.  RIGHT TERE IN HIS SLAVE NAME.  SURE IT WAS A COINCIDENCE but AN INTERESTING ONE NONETHELESS.  Hmm.  Malcolm X WAS TALL.  It's a PLOT POINT when he gets romantically linked to Angella Bassett.  Anyway.  I dunno.  I feel like Spike Lee is short.  Not SUPER short.  I'm gonna guess he's 5'6 off the top of my head.  Let's LTURQ.  INTERNET AGREES WITH ME.  5'6.  GREAT.  Every decade you live you lose an inch.  HOPEFULLY INTERNET THINKS HE'S 5'6 AS OF 1983.  THAT WAY WE'RE THE SAME HEIGHT.  I don't think you start losing an inch until you're elderly.  If you're 5'6 when you're 20 I THINK you're gonna be 5'6 when you're 30.  Well that's good news I guess OVERALL.  GOOD FOR SPIKE LEE, GOOD FOR ME, GOOD IN GENERAL.
    Three paragraphs to go.  The point is at least by the time I start losing height inches I'll have those boots that Griff wears in Back To The Future II that pumps him up in height so it shouldn't be a problem.  Yeah but EVERYONE will have those boots so I'd still be equally shorter than everyone.  Yeah but most people won't feel THE NEED to use those boots.  Oh okay that makes sense.  Hmm.  Halfway through Act II.  Anything good happen yet.  Lemme give the Act a Quick Look-Em--Up.  Something in garlic sauce.  Nope that's not funny.  Malcolm Little making him feel little.  That's almost something.  Well that's about all I accomplished in the last 2.5 paragraphs.  Hmm.  You'd think I'd be able to accomplish more in However Many Sentences that was.  YOU'D BE DEAD WRONG THOUGH.  Anyway.  When I call Chinese Food I gotta make a point to ask them the lat few times receipt they included DOESN'T REFLECT TIP I GAVE.  ARE YOU SURE YOU"RE ADDING ON TIP? It's IMPORTANT.  If they think I'm not tipping them they'd be doing GOD KNOWS WHAT to my Food.  God don't even WANNA know what.  That's more DEVIL's territory what they might be doing.  God is like LEAVE ME OUT OF IT am I right.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Dinner could be FOUR RIB + SOUP.  Let's talk about it BEYOND WHAT I JUST SAID.  Nah let's just move on.  The important thing is the division leaders of the NL East Atlantic Breaves have lost FOUR GAMES IN A ROW leaving the Mets still just HALF A GAME BEHIND TEM.  STILL LIVING LARGE the Mets are.  Anyway.  What was I talking about again. Oh Right.  WAS gonna try to say something entertaining.  Forgot about trying to do that.  IN PAST Chinese Restaurant Deliveries you're gonna assume they send little bag of crispy noodles with soup.  NOT SO with this place.  Just occurred to me I SHOULD ORDER THEM SEPARATELY.  Gonna run ya around 75 cents I believe.  Better LTURQ. COULD BE AS LOW AS 50 CENTS.  NOPE AN ENTIER 75 CENTS.  Either way WORTH IT.  DELICIOUS.  Hmm.  So that's something to consider.  IS THAT ENTERTIAING ENOUGH FOR YOU?  Cause if it is YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR STANDARDS.  You deserve better. 
   Last paragrpah of DayTime Day.  Then again I DUNNO.  Sometimes I say einteratinng things and if you don't read the non-entertaining things you'll never get to the entertaining things.  I ADMIRE your perseverance.  That's A GOOD thing.  WELL DONE.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Lemme think about it.  Gotta be something going on and crap.  Maybe watch some more Interventions for Television Time today.  Even without turning off the sound and listening to music.  I DON't MIND listening to addicts Addict It Up.  Anyway.  Is this television show exploitative?  I DUNNO.  Not for me to say.  WHO IS IT FOR THEM TO SAY.  Maybe TV Critics and or Academics.  Possibly Academics Types.  Now that I think about it.  Let's go with them.  I WENT TO SCHOOL.  I STUDIED WITH ACADEMIC TYPES.  Also I've watched TV and PRIVATELY CRITIQUED IT to myself.  Sounds like I'm very qualified to do the thing about the show that I forget what we were talking about.  Hmm.  Anyway.  I'll be back tonight!

That's Unfortunate For All Of Us

    Hey friends!  Time to write another five paragraphs.  What a great day.  I had TWO completely different Chinesed Food meals!  FIRST UP I had delicious Right Around Half a chicken lo mein with pork friend rice.  COMING IN SECOND I had entire Five Spare Rib They Gave Me.  We're talkin 2 Non Hearty, 3 Hearty.  Pretty quality experience.  All in all it was a good day.  Now I know what Ice Cube meant when he talked about a good day.  Wait.  No.  He was talking about something else.  HE IS VERY EXPLICIT ABOUT IT IN HIS SONG.  He talks about EXACTLY what it was.  LYRIC BY LYRIC he describes it.  AND NONE OF IT IS THIS.  I think part of it is eating.  I think he eats a hamburger at some point.  THAT'S PART OF THE DEAL.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Watched some more Television Time.  I think the plurality of it was Interventions.  Anyway.  Put on MONKEY SHINES. I had this on the television set once or twice before BUT TIS TIME GONNA PAY ATTENTION.  I like GEORGE ARRRRRR Romero.  I SHOULD pay attention to Film.
   Fourth paragraph from the end.  YEAH.  Took entire eight walks.  It was fun.  Mostly New In Alterntive Playlist.  Possibly some OLD In Alternative Playlist.  Nope.  None of that.  I would do it though if that's what it came to.  What else do I got going on for me.  Gonna eat some sort of snack and/or Two Snack tonight.  WHAT WILL IT BE.  Probably something Delightful.  That'd be what I'd aim for off the top of my head.  HMM.  Not sure what it could be.  This is a tough one.  WHAT IN SAM HILL is delightful.  I DNUNO QUEST BAR OR POP TART OR SOMETHIN.  Oh okay that makes sense.  MOVING ON AND ON AND ON.  Not a lot of chicken in the chicken lo mein!  In retrospect I kind of knew there would be almost all lo mein and little protein but I expected SOME chicken with this lo mein.  Instead it was basically just CHICKEN FLAVORED LO MEIN.  NOT GONNA ARGUE.  Still liked eating the noodles.  JUST NOT WHAT I ECPECTED.
   Then again IN RETROSPECT IT IS WHAT I EXPECETD.  So there's that.  What else is up and crap.  HUGE chance tomorrow's breakfast is lack * hite cookie.  GOT two of em for the week back on Friday.  HAVEN'T HAD A SINGLE ONE YET.  Jeez it seems like I sure am due for one tomorrow.  YEAH.  I'm gonna say the hearty Spare Ribs were 200 calories and the non hearty ones were 100 calories.  MAKING MY MEAL... lemme crunch the numebrs... 800 calories.  HOWEVER YOU SUBTRACT 100 calories from the meal AS THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE.  700 calories.  OKAY THAT MATH CHECKS OUT.  What else is going on and crap.  Got some Amazon Fresh delivery coming Wednesday Afternoon.  Hmm.  Not sure I had to Italicize Afternoon there.  Hmm.  Maybe I can watch Dog Day Afternoon on HboMax soon.  Never seen the film.  READ ABOUT IT in Screenplay book when I wanted to be Screenplayer back as Child.  SHPPOSED TO BE TOP SCREENPLAY OF ALLTIME.
    Then again I HIGHLY DOUBT IT.  What are the odds that THIS ONE FLIM OUT OF ALL TEH FILMS EVER is one of the top screen play of all time.  One out of TENS OF THOUSANDS.  Maybe HUNDREDS of thousands.  Odds are ASTRONOMICAL.  What's going on again.  In Aquaman, do the people who live under the sea, if they wanna say something is Astronomical, do they use the phrase THE ODDS ARE ASTRONAUTICAL.  That's all I got.  Sorry about that.  Not sure it makes any sense at all.  Sure it makes sense.  It helps you SENSE that I'm DUMB. Oh okay that's good.  I actually watched Aquaman 2-4 month ago.  HOW DID I DO IT.  There was an entire movie about An Aquaman and I SAW and/or WALKED IN A CIRCLE through it.  Good for me.  Anyway I dunno.  I'm sure something interesting happened in Aquaman.  OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD I remember parts of it happened on land and parts of it happened underneath the sea.  So that's pretty captivating.
    Last paragraph of the night.  Saltines.  That could be good for tonight.  They're good for every night!  Can't get enough of saltines lately.  Hmm.  Should I watch some Monkey Shines tonight.  Or put on some Interventions so I can listen to music over the Interventions.  I can't listen to music over The Monkey Shines.  I have to PAY ATTENTION to The Monkey Shines.  OTEHRWISE what makes watching The Monkey Shines this time Different From All Other Times.  NOTHING that's who.  Hmm.  I assume the Monkey starts off as a good guy but turns bad over the course of the movie.  Either JUSTIFIABLY by being mistreated or maybe ON ITS OWN WITH NO GOOD REASON.  Either way I think Monkey becomes a villain by the end.  Obviously there's SOME villain.  And there's SOME monkey.  And I don't think the movie is about a Human terrorizing a Helper Monkey.  That'd be a weird movie!  So that means The Monkey Is the villain against the human ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.  Hmm.  That's it for now.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:57 P.M.

Sunday, April 23, 2023

Where Did You Hear That

    Hey friends.  Up late today.  11:11 AM!  Gonna fit in entire three walks in early part of day BUT it'll cost me!  Gonna have CRUNCH TIME, gonna possibly cut Act I and/or II a paragraph or two short, AND possibly eat into When My Dad Takes His Walk Time by a little bit.  IN THE END THOUGH ITS WORTH IT because I end up with 8 walks in the day isntead of seven.  So that's good.  Basically got an hour to write this act.  On par with a usual 10 paragraphs.  Sometimes I can write 10 paragraphs in 50 minutes.  ON OCCASION it takes me more than an hour!  So anything can happen. EXCEPT FOR STATISTICALLY impossible things.  YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.  I don't have to get into those things explicitly.  Hmm.  Had very resaonable nightmight eating.  Had classic breakfast.  Sushi for lunch probably and bagel with egg white for dinner probably.  Had reasonable walk POST RAIN.  Still kinda misty.  I LIKE IT.  Nobody can argue with some mist.  WAIT WAS IT MISTY.  Or was it just my imagination.
   I THINK it might have been a bit misty.  Not that much though now that I think about it.  Hmm.  A week left in April.  Practically May.  SUPERWINTER is over just as soon as it started.  Forgot about Superwinter for most of Superwinter.  On account of I DID NOTHING WITH IT.  Goal one was lose weight to Absolute Ideal Weight.  Instead I gained weight.  Goal two was write a bunch of songs.  Instead I LOST songs I HAD ALREADY written.  Goal three was Hmm probably had something else to accomplish.  Instead PROBABLY HAD SOMETING ELSE NOT WORK OUT FOR ME TO THE EXTREME.  Hmm.  Oh well MAY is the start of A NEW SEASON.  Not ready for Summer or Super Summer.  May is TrANSITIONAL MONTH.  Let's just go with MAY.  Not comfortable with committing to May being anything else.  TOO MUCH OF A COMMITTMENT THERE.  So that's good. 
     On New In Alternative playlist for walk I.  STRANGE going from enjoying rap music to enjoying Rock/Alternative music.  For a few days I liked rap music more.  NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO LIKE ALTERNATIVE MUSIC MORE?  FINE IF YOU SAY SO.  I guess I can get into that.  BUT THEN YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M SUPPOSED TO ENJOY RAP MUSIC MORE LATER ON AT SOME POINT IN TE NEAR TO MID FUTURE?  I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE.  Hmm.  I guess some people can enjoy rap music to alternative/rock music song-to-song?  WOW THESE PEOPLE ARE VERY TALENTED I GOTTA GIVE THAT A TRY.  ANyway.  I listen TO PLAYLISTS.  And if not playlists ALBUMS.  Not ACCUSTUMED to be able to listen to mixemup song-to-song.  That's not true.  I listen to Selecting Song Myself after Song Myself pretty often.  Oh.  I do that, don't I.  And I DO listen to rap song after rock n roll song pretty often, don't I.  Hmm.  THE IMPORTANT THING IS I forget.  You can enjoy them mix-em-upped BUT You might get more getting into a groove with a string of one kind of music in a row more.  THAT'S MY HOT TAKE.
    GET INTO A GROOVE WITH GENRE.  Make sense.  Fourth paragraph.  5-5 going into final day of weekly Speculation Baseball Battle.  Other team overtook me in SURPRISE CATEGORY yesterday.  NOW I'M CONFUSED as to what the overall outcome might be.  We'll see I guess!  Anyway what else is up.  How much time do I have to write rest of this act.  Lookin like about fourty five minutes.  Not even about.  WE'RE TALKIN FOURTY FIVE MINUTES ON THE DOTS.  So that's pretty good.  Anyway.  Bathtub was DRY last night.  This is pretty good stuff.  What else is up.  Finished Brittany Murphy DocuSeries.  Turns out THE PNEUMONIA DID IT.  WITH AN ASSIST FROM ANEMIA IT LOOKS LIKE. AS FAR AS I CAN TELL.  Also the husband was shady.  The docu series premise is WHAT KILLED BRITTNAY MURPHY and 80% of it is HE DIDN'T KILL HER BUT WASN'T HER HUSBAND SHADY???  And then the other 20% is about NO SHADY WAS HER ON SCREEN LOVE INTEREST IN A MOVIE.  Anyway.  When was THE LAST TIME Eminem went by Slim Shady in a song and/or in real life.  Must have been One Final Time.  I think it was A LONG time ago.  I dunno.  Maybe he still busts out Slim Shady now and again TO THIS DAY.
   Fifth paragraph.  Anyway.  HOW REALISTIC is the end of 8 Mile now that I think about it.  Eminem drops a pretty sick Free Style at the Final Ultimate Battle of the night and when it comes time for his competitor to battle back he just concedes defeat.  LOOK THE GUY HAS GOT TO TRY TO TOP IT.  It's not like Eminem's battle rap was a TWELVE OUT OF TEN.  It was REALLY GOOD.  We can agree one that.  Certainly the movie SELLS that it was great.  I think if we take a step back even we can appreciate it.  But was it SO GOOD that this other accomplished battle rapper is so shamed he won't respond?  I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.  Then again I don't know the scene that well.  Maybe that's how things work!  Anyway.  Maybe I missed something in that sequence.  That's what happens, right?  Eminem spits fire and then the other guy is like OKAY YOU WIN I'M SHAMED.  I'd watch 8 Mile again but it's not available anywhere for free.  I'VE CHECKED.  Hmm.  Also NOT ABOUT 8 MILE AT ALL.  They reference 8 Mile a few times SO WE KNOW WHAT IT IS and what it means IN THIS CONTEXT.  But the film IS NOT ABOUT IT.
   Five paragraphs into the act.  PRETTY POSSIBLE I can write the full five paragraphs left.  So that's good.  THOUGHTS-- if they made a sequel to 8 Mile what would it be called.  9 Mile?  16 Mile?  64 Mile?  8 MILES?  Guess we'll never know for sure because I doubt there'll be a sequel.  What else is up and crap.  Guess if I eat sushi for lunch and bagel for dinner ONLY SHURE TING meals I got for rest of the week left are Vegetable Burger sandwich and lean salami sandwich.  FOR MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY MEALS.  DELICIOUS>  Sounds like I got Multi Part Chinese Food lunches AND PERHAPS MORE in store.  POSSIBLE AS SOON AS TOMORROW LUNCH.  You know what that means!  THE TING I JUST SAID.  That's what it means.  Wonder if Eminem ever got Chinese food.  Either in movie or in real life.  I mean not IN MOVIE.  He possibly got it in movie.  Now that I think about it solid 20-25% chance there's a scene they're eating Chinese Food. I just mean IN THE CONTEXT OF TE MOVIE solid 95% chance the characters eat Chinese Food at some point.  What was I talking about again.
   Seventh paragraph!  Eminem's Rap Name in 8 Mile Is B Rabbit which presumably stands for Bunny Rabbit.  Gotta imagine in real life NOBODY WOULD WANT THAT RAP NAME?  Sounds kinda Lame?  Kinda weak?  Hmm.  I GET That it represents He's White because rabbits are usually white.  But STILL rabbits are very... what's the word... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.  Not exactly the kind of imagine a rapper generally wants to present.  So there's that.  THEN AGAIN Rabbit IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT can means Runs Fast... like RHYMES FAST.  But if you have to think about it then it's probably not the best of names.  SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD NAME if it's good UPON FIRST THOUGHT.  That's how I feel.  Then again oh well what can ya do.  Possible I can end up LOSING to Speculation Baseball Opponent this week.  AS OF YESTERDAY I thought the worse I could do was Tie.  TURNS OUT NOPE I COULD STRAIGHT UP LOSE.  And in a way TIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
    Three paragraphs to go?  I got enough time to write them paragraph no problem.  Unless something bad happens THAT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.  My guess is Eminem as an actor NEW B Rabbit as a character was kind of a lame name AND USED THAT IN HIS ACTING to portray as character LAMER than he was in real life.  YES IN GENERAL he knew people would be judging this character and extrapolating it to see it as a representation of Eminem In Real Life.  BUT HE ALSO PLAYED IT A BIT as if he was A LAME GUY WHO WAS A GUY WHO WAS NAMED, "BUNNY RABBIT."   That's what I would do if I was Eminem.  Possibly.  Not sure.  Who can say for sure what we'd do if we were Eminem.  TOUGH BALANCE TO ACHIEVE.  Knows people will see it Just As Him Playing Himself but also Wants To Be Taken Serious As An Actor Playing A Role.  I WISH HIM THE BEST OF LUCK figuring all this stuff out 21 years ago.  Wow.  What else do I got going on for me.  Eating early breakfasts ALL THE TIME.  You should be eating breakfasts when you get up for good.  I eat breakfasts around 6 or 7 am WAY BEFORE I get up for good.  ALWAYS WORKS THOUGH.  Satisfies me until I eat Lunch For Good at normal time I want to.
   Penultimate paragraph of the Act!  AMAZING.  What to watch today.  More Hip Hip Evolution.  Not sure what else to watch though.  Am I in the middle of a Dramatic Film.  Not that I can think of.  Then again there's a lot of things I can't think of.  Of all the things people can think of... SO MUCH OF IT I can't think of.  Too busy thinking of the four or five things I AM thinking of more or less right now.  Not RIGHT RIGHT NOW.  But these moments more or less.  So that's good.  What's the guy whose hosting Hip Hop Revolution's name.  He spit some bars off at the introduction of the show.  He is HOST and RAPPER in one.  IF HE'S AS GOOD A HOST AS HE IS A RAPPER then... he must be a good hos... I MEANT IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.  Oh well what can ya do.  Anyway what else is going on.  Anyway.  At this rate POSSIBLE I fit in all the paragraphs and walks I want WITHOUT eating into Dad's Walk Time.  THEN IT TURNS OUT I AM NOT JUST A GREAT PERSON BUT A GREAT SON.  Which is what I've always wanted to be for most of my life.  Some of my life didn't care that much.  Oh well live and learn.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Sunday.  Hmm.  Any kinda side with sushi.  As of now we don't know because we don't know how necessary it'll be.  BUT if it is I got a couple of ideas floating around in my head.  ONE is small sandwich bun that my parents use for small sandwiches they make.  THEY SURELY GOT SMALL SANDWICH BUN TO SHARE.  And if they don't TOUGH I'M TAKING ONE ANYWAY.  If that jeopordizes status as good son TOO BAD WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH NEW ALIGNMENT OF ME AS LESS GOOD SON but one with SMALL SANDWICH BUN.  Or maybe wheat thins or something.  What do I know.  Hmm.  I don't believe there's a Deep Cuts Tribe Called Quest Playlist.  HOWEVER I can always listen to their albums in completition.  I'd like that.  I DID listen to their albums in completion 2 or 3 years ago.  Wasn't ready for it yet though!  I THINK now I'm in the mood for it though.  Was in the mood for the first 20 song playlist.  That's a god start.  YEAH.  I'll see yas soon.

that can't be right

    Hey friends.  Got up to fourty minutes to write this act!  Way more than enough!  IDEALLY write it in 25-30 minutes though.  Which is pretty possible!  Anyway.  The less the better though.  Less than 25 minutes is no better than 25 minutes though.  NOTING ACCOMPLISHED from 24 minutes really that 27 minutes doesn't accomplish.  You know that sort of thing.  Hmm.  I was thinking about getting into grooves listening to Same Kind Of Music.  Not just rap vs rock.  Also Newer Music versus Older Music.  Ya get into a groove listening to NEW IN ALTERNATIVE music versus getting into a groove listening to 90's rapper Essentials playlist.  NOT just the genre of music difference groove.  TIME GROOVE.  That sort of thing.  The important thing is APRIL 23?  AMAZING.  I think.  Probably something pretty impressive there.  Must be something pretty unimpressive there, too.  Not for me to say what's good and what's bad about it.  That's YOUR OWN JOURNEY figuring that one out.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Got some sprite going.  Some more coffee going.  That sort of thing.  Sunday.  Feels like it could already be a Monday.  Not sure why.  Sundays and Mondays A LOT A LIKE.  Both not so far off from Friday but still RELATIVELY DEEP int othe week.  Not THE FIRST DAY of a FridayStarted Week.  Not even the next day.  But certainly not LATE in the week.  RELATIVELY DEEP IN THE WEEK.  Amazing.  What else is going on and crap.  Any sort of crap I gotta do for upcoming week.  Other than LIVE.  Sure.  Gotta figure out Best Way To Live.  Based on my past experience Do more or less same stuff I've been doing But SLIGHTLY BETTER.  Not sure how I can do slightly better.  FINE SCRATCH SLIGHTLY BETTER.  Let's go with NOT SLIGHTLY WORSE.  That's a better goal to aim for.  DO SAME STUFF Just Not Slightly Worse.  Seems like a reasonable WeekGoal to aim for.  And who knows if you set your aims low YOU MIGHT SURPRISE YOURSELF and do even slightly better.  YEAH.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  At what point in the week are we hitting May and YOU BETTER NOT SAY NEXT WEEK.  Sunday.  A week From Monday.  Well that's close to this week.  More or less this week.  IN TE SPIRIT OF TIS WEEK.  I feel comfortable with that.  Anyway moving on.  Everyone likes May First because it's like MAY THE FIRST BE WITH YOU.  People can't GET ENOUGH of that pun.  PERSONALLY I'M SICK AND TIRED OF IT.  That's jut me though.  You guys can have fun with it all you want.  I guess.  Who am I ruin your good time.  Anyway at this rate I got 20 minutes to go if I wanna hit Rate where Dad hits his Normal Walking time.  2.5 paragraphs in 20 minutes?  I CAN DO THAT RELATIVELY NO PROBLEM.  NOT SURE ABOUT NO PROBLEM.  But RELATIVELY No Problem?  MAN OH MAN CAN I DO THAT RELATIVELY.  Hmm.  Never called up my uncle to thank him for Extreme Donation to my Bank Account.  I can kind of get away with it because of Mental Illness.  I GOT PROBLEMS I can't remember to call people.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
   Also he's elderly what does he know he can't keep track of who calls him and for what.  It's not like he's waiting patiently for me to call.  HE'S LIVING HIS LIFE.  Anyway what else is going on.  EVEN IF IT MEANS he retracts his contribution I FEEL IT'S WORTH IT not to call him.  Something like that.  I dunno.  I GOT NOTHING AGAINST HIM.  I JUST DON'T LIKE CALLING PEOPLE.  FEELS WRONG.  What else is up and crap.  Let's see.  A paragraph and a half in FIFTEEN MINUTES?  YOU IDIOTS I'M GONNA KNOCK THAT OUT OF TE PARK and then I got THE WHOLE DAY AHEAD OF ME.  You know SOMETHING LIKE SIX HOURS.  Then it's onto The Night Time more or less.  So that's pretty good.  What else is going on and crap.  When I was watching All The Super Heroes Movies a few months ago I skipped over The Amazing Spidermen with Andrew Garfield because they were not available.  NOW either one or both of them are on Disney Plus.  SHOULD I WATCH THEM.  I dunno.  My instinct is SURE.
   Last paragraph of the Daytime day.  What was our President Garfield's first name.  JAMES.  Good for him.  Seems like a popular name for people all in all.  Wonder what he accomplished GOOD AND BAD.  Not so much that I'm gonna LURQ.  But IN GENERAL gotta wonder what he accomplished Good And Bad.  So that's good.  Gotta wonder when he was president.  Figure it was the 1800's.  I'm gonna guess LATE 1800's.  YEP 1881. FOR SIX MONTHS.  Good for him.  Didn't overstay his welcome. UNDERSTAYED HIS WELCOME.  Should have stuck around a few more years.  Kinda of just TEASED his presidency.  That's not good either.  Either way huh.  Wore sweatshirt jacket on first two walks.  First walk pretty necessary.  Second walk borderlien necessary, borderlien kinda warm.  NEXT UPCOMING WALK?  NOT SURE WHAT TO DO.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  The important thing is I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  ALRIGHT did this with great time to spare.  See ya tonight!

Well What Do You Know

    Hey friends.  Another Day Down.  ANOTER NIGHT JUST BEGINNING.  Gonna LIVE IT UP for a solid FOURTY FIVE MINUTES after this is over.  That sort of thing.  Hmm.  Had delicious Sushi with END PIECE OF WHITE BREAD LAOF TOAST for lunch.  Delicious toasted bagel with egg white for dinner. That's it.  Watchd some television time.  Most notably re-watching Crazy Heart.  OKAY movie but the more I watch it the more I realize NOT HAT MUCH CRAZY HEART IN IT.  Really no HEART at all in it LEAST OF ALL Crazy Heart.  KINDA FALSE ADVERTISING.  I hope someone got Sued AND LOST THEIR SUIT over that one.  Anyway.  Not sure what to watch after the entry. I'll figure something out.  Or I'll figure nothing out.  I've narrowed it down to one of those two things.  Parents going to get their BOOSTER tomorrow.  Lost track of which booster this is for them.  Off the top of my head I'm gonna guess Fourth or Fifth overall.  I JUST SHOTA FIFTHA BOOSTER DARE ME TO SURVIVE.  I also watched episode of Hip Hop E-Solution.  IT WAS GREAT.  Didn't know the Washington Square Park was very important part of Hip Hop History for a couple of years.  I SPENT TIME IN THAT AREA OF THE WORLD for a while in my life.
   SO MANY MEMORIES.  Two or three at least off the top of my head.  WELL ONE AT LEAST.  TWO OR THREE if you count ONE several times.  Sitting around Washington Square Park by myself between classes drinking Whiskey and snapple out of nsapple bottles.  ONE MEMORY but I definitely remember doing it multiple times.  BOOM.  SEVERAL MEMORIES.  HOW YA LIKE ME NOW.  Probably less based on the pitifullness of that story.  Maybe you like me more.  People LOVE what they can pity.  Makes em feel better about their own life.  Boy I hope that'd be true.  What else is going on and crap.  Jeff Bridges also likes whiskey a lot in Crazy Heart.  Maybe if they called it Crazy Liver I'd buy it.  WHISKEY CAN CAUSE HEART CRAZINESS AS WELL.  I'm sure excesss combining Alcohol with Snapple can cause heart disease IF IT REALLY FEELS LIKE IT.  So that's something to consider.  I think they should have had more BRIDGES in the songs Jeff Bridges sings in the movie.  As a sort of wink to the audience.  I know I PERSONALLY would have enjoyed the movie A LOT more.
    What else is going on.  It's an okay movie.  Not THE BEST movie but it tricks you into being entertained by it somehow so that's worth something.  Hmm.  I don't get it.  What's so crazy about Heart.  I assume it's this guy's heart.  Jeff Bridge's.  Seems pretty straightforward to me.  He writes songs and likes whiskey and cigarettes and women.  THAT'S THE MOST NORMAL HEART I'VE EVER HEARD OF.  Even if you don't write songs or like whiskey or cigarettes or women YOU CAN CERTAINLY AGREE that it's the NORMAL STANDARD BEARER for what a GENERIC HEART IS.  I think.  Right?  SEEMS LIKE IT.  Maybe it's not his heart that's crazy.  HE'S TE ONLY ONE AROUND.  Only other people around are Maggie Gylenhaal and his successful country star protégé but they really aren't that fleshed out so TITLE CAN'T BE ABOUT THEM.  THAT'D BE DUMB.  If the title was about them I GOT A BIG PROBLEM WITH THE TITLE MAKER.  SOMEONE GET ME IN TOUCH WITH TITLE MAKER IN THIS INSTANCE gotta file some COMPLAINT.
    Penultimate paragraph.  I think they just thought in 2010 CRAZY is BIG and HEART is BIG let's have a movie about CRAZY HEART.  DON'T LIKE IT.  DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT.  Wait a second.  This film was released in 2009.  I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT IT IN TEH LAST FEW PARAGRAPHS THEN.  SORRY.  I was WAY OFF BASE with EVERYTHING I SAID.  NEVERMIND.  What else is going on and crap.  Not set in stone yet but it's looking like I'm gonna win my weekly Speculation Baseball battle 6-3-1.  NOT TOO SHAGGY.  After this week I'll definitely be in the TOP THREE in Standings out of 12.  POSSIBLY EVEN FIRST PLACE per my initial calculations.  IT'S POSSIBLE.  DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.  Well let them.  I'm not telling you to get VIOLENT or anything trying to stop them.  PRACTICE NONVIOLENT RESISTANCE.  But do NON VIOLENCE IGNORING THEM is the point I'm trying to make.  Maybe it's crazy heart because HIS HEART JUST REFUSE TO QUIT.  Crazy POWERFUL HEART.  I dunno about that.  His heart gonna give out at any moment.  I have no more faith in this man's heart than I would in any vagrant's heart off the street.  Huh.  What's up?
   Last paragraph of the night.  Also he likes to EAT.  We don't really see him gorging himself but when he's in hospital and told to give up drinking and smoking doctor also says to lose 25 pounds.  So when listing his vices in terms of what He's Crazy About GUESS WE SHOULD ALSO INCLUDE him being MALNOURISHED.  WHAT AN ASSHOLE.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Tomorrow lunch either gonna be salami sandwich or some sort of multi part delivery.  Probably Chinese food but possibly a MaCdonalds Delivery again!  Saying, "Malnourished," made me think of MacDonalds.  Seems pretty straightforward.  Thinking about delicious Lo Mein from Chinese food for tomorrow.  Thinking about putting that thought INTO ACTION too.  That's the main reason I was thinking about it in the first place!  Ugh.  I guess that's about it for now.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-8:49 P.M.

Saturday, April 22, 2023

I'm All About That

    Hey friends.  10:34 AM!  Not a bad time to be starting Entry.  Should be able to easily fit in 3 walks in Early Part Of Day leading to Entire 8 Walks in overall part of day.  Sounds like GREAT time to start entry.  Anyway.  What's important to say, what's not important to say.  What's not important to say but I will say anything.  Roughly SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT of things fall in LAST category.  Hmm.  Had very reasonable amount of NightMight eating.  Had hearty brownie for breakfast.  Wearing new SMALL sized shirt today.  Close to as long as medium shirts.  Maybe a bit less long!  A little bit tighter.  Relatively significantly tighter actually!  Not too tight.  Hmm.  FITS PRETTY GOOD is the point.  No problem with how this fits.  Hmm.  No communal dinner delivery tonight either.  THE POINT IS the way my parents order food form super marker lately, combined with Regular Diner goung out of business, Communal Dinner Deliveries LOT LESS OFTEN.  Leading to a lot more PRESONAL deliveries and/or Picking Up Pizzas.
   And/or eating super marker meals for dinner.  BUT THAT WOULD JUST MEAN doing one of the other things for LUNCH.  Not getting MORE things from super marker.  SO if I have one for dinner THAT JUST MEANS ANOTEHR SPACE FOR LUNCH.  YOU GET IT.  Anyway.  Mets won their baseball game yesterday.  Knocking their start of the season out of the park.  Got nice afternoon game today at 4:05 PM.  I'll watch some of that I believe.  Wonder whose pitching.  My guess is DAVID PETERSON.  YEP NAILED IT.  I guessed off the top of my head.  But I had about a 40% chance of being right.  WOW.  That's 2 in 5.  YOU DON'T HIT a 2 in 5 Chance Every Day.  WELL YOU DO if you take 2 in 5 chance bets over and over each and every day.  THEN YOUR ODDS ARE GREAT.  Anyway.  Got some coffee coming my way in a couple of sentences.  YOU DON'T HIT COFFEE COMING YOUR WAY IN A COUPLE OF SENTENCES VERY OFTEN.  Just once or twice a day!  YEAH.
    Hmm.  Actually three or four times a day.  TWICE or so at the end of the second paragraph.  TWICE or so at the end of Act I (albeit you have to wait a long time after those sentences for the next coffee).  ALBEIT.  ABLEIST?  I DON'T LIKE IT.  Then again you gotta be careful not to go too far and be DISableist.  ALL ABLES MATTER that's MY position.  Hmm.  Abelist SOUNDS like you're already Anti- those who are traditionally able.  So disableist would anti- those who are traditionally disablist.  THE IMPORTANT THING IS I'VE STARTED A CONVERSATION.  Hmm.  Proably gonna have sushi for one meal today and Super Marker sandwich for other meal today.  Possibly Probably turkey.  Knock two meals I gotta eat out of the park.  FUN MEALS.  DIG EM REAL GOOD.  Anyway.  Only today and tomorrow left for Weekly Speculation Baseball Battle against Master D's Boss Team.  Stat categories are VERY lopsided so there's really only one category up in the air.  WINS.  PITCHING WINS.  I've got ONE for the week.  He's got TWO.  I STILL GOT A SLIGHT CHANCE to TIE or perhaps overtake him.  GOOD DEAL.
   Fourth paragraph.  Also I'm ahead of him OVERALL 6-4 right now.  So if nothing else changes DOIN PRETTY GOOD ANYWAY.  Guess it's not IMPOSSIBLE other things change just UNLIKELY.  YOU FOOLS.  What to watch on TV today. Still got more HIP HOP EVOLUTION to go.  I believe part of upcoming episode is EMINEM.  EMINEM?  Why he's only my favorite rapper of all recorded time up to this point!  Hmm.  So far they don't REVISIT rappers throughout their careers.  They talk about rappers when they start out and make an impact on hip hop history.  But in the docuseries they rarely come back around and are like HEY THEN THIS RAPPER SHOWED UP A DECADE LATER and DID THIS CRAP.  Anyway.  The point is EMINEM PUT DETROIT ON THE MAP.  Either HIM or RESPONSIBLE CARTOGRAPHERS.  Also after Eminem I BELIEVE THEY TOOK DETROIT BACK OFF THE MAP.  Turnt out it wasn't that important for Detroit to be on the map UPON FURTHER INTROSPECTION.
   All due respect to Insame Clown Posse.  Which is None.  No respect to Insame Clown Posse.  Anyway.  I know very little about the insane clown posse.  As far as I know they deserve some sort of respect.  TO BE FAIR I WILL ADMIT I DON'T KNOW.  What else do I got going on for me.  How long do I have to write the rest of the act.  PRESUMABLY an entire hour.  If I spent an hour on the rest of the act I'd still be on track to take the 3 walks in early part of day.  WOW.  I DON'T NEED ALL THAT TIME.  Which is good.  Because hey that's great just great.  What rapper am I gonna listen to next.  Feels like gotta listen to some more rapper.  Can always listen to more rapper I've enjoyed.  That's one way to go about things.  Anyway.  Felt kind of cheated that rapper Too Short was According To Internet 5'7.  Gotta look for as many as Short Heroes as possible.  I SEE A RAP HERO CALLED TOO SHORT I'm gonna get excited.  5'7 IS NOT TOO SHORT.  Thanks FOR NOTHING.
   Halfway through Act I!  What else is going on and crap.  I mean it IS too short to donate sperm.  They have height requirements if 5'9 or greater.  In that context Yes he too qualifies as too short.  So that's good.  Maybe if I stand on Too Short's shoulders we can both donate sperm.  Kinda feels like you'd wanna do that with someone you know well.  I don't know Too Short well enough to do something that intimate with.  Wanna do that with a FRIEND you're CLOSE with.  Eazy E is short.  Was short.  Now he's dead.  Lots of short rapper.  You get the idea.  Anyway.  Earth Day Today.  Earth is pretty short.  Gonna last not as long as it should have.  PARTLY OUR FAULT.  Just kidding.  Earth gonna still EXIST more or less. Just not AT TOP SHELF QUALITY.  LIFE ON EARTH could have been doing better ultimately if not for us.  Also Earth gonna have more plastic and pollutants than otherwise.  Oh well.  Gotta imagine Earth is a fan of SOME stuff we did.  Hmm.  What have we done that Earth Likes.  MOUNT RUSHMORE.  Earth likes the faces.  ENTERTAINS EARTH.
   Seventh paragraph.  Why is it called Mount Rushmore.  AND DON'T SAY because it was designed and/or built by some guy named Rushmore OR because the piece of land it was on was called Rushmore originally.  Named for New York Attorney Charles E Rushmore.  That's what OFFICIAL Government Page says.  DOESN'T SAY WHY.  Hmm.  Official Government Page KIND OF STUPID.  Why would that interest us without telling us WHY.  YOU IDIOT.  Hmm.  Other website says He's The Guy who scouted out areas for the site to build the monument or something.  WOW.  LET'S MEMORIALIZE AREA SCOUT.  Sounds fair.  WHOSE POCKETS DID HE HAVE TO GREASE to be memorialized in Mount Name.  PROBABLY SOMEONE AND OR SEVERAL SOMEONES.  Oh well.  DID YOU KNOW MOUNT RUSHMORE WAS MADE OF GRANITE.  Probably never even TOHUGHT about it.  SHOCKING ISN'T IT THOUGH.  Probably.  Anyway IT'S DUMB.  WE'LL REMEMBER WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE FROM PICTURE BOOKS.  Don't need a mountain.  Are we supposed to be making a pilgrimage every ten years and be like OH RIGHT THAT'S WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE almost forgot.
    Hmm.  Three paragraphs to go!  Anyway I dunno.  Wonder if there's people who live at Mount Rushmore just to make sure they never come alive.  Gotta imagine there's half a dozen people who stay there permanently JUST TO BE CERTAIN no shenanigans are going on with the carved out presidents becoming animated.  AND IF THEY DO they wanna be the first on the scene at least.  Anyway.  What presidents are there.  TEDDY ROOSEVELT.  JAMES MONROE.  WASHINGTON AND LINCOLN?  Let's see how accurate I was.  Jefferson instead of Monroe.  THREE OUT OF FOUR RIGHT.  Jefferson and Monroe MORE OR LESS TEH SAME PERSON.  So basically I was 100% right.  If anything I WAS MORE than 100% Right when you really think about it.  Anyway.  Are the Presidents who are next to each other more friends than the presidents who are seperated.  Gotta imagine you'd get closer to the presidents you're actually next to.  Whoever designed it wanted to keep Washington and Lincoln apart.  Too much bad blood about who was the best president.  Makes sense.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Any interest out there for building a Mount Rushmore II.  AND IF SO whose going on there.  We'd never agree on anybody.  Except for Nobody.  The only thing we'd all agree on possibly is Nobody.  So let's just build big smooth rock.  Everyone can celebrate that.  Hmm.  Do we still have to do it on land stolen from Native Americans.  Not sure.  I guess if we wanna stay in the spirit of things we would.  But maybe WE DON'T wanna stay in the spirit of things.  Also pretty sure we've already stolen ALL THE LAND from Native Americans at this point.  Really not that much land left to steal!  IT'S ALL BEEN STOLEN already at this point.  Hmm.  I dunno what I'm talking about anymore.  TRUE STORY.  Just got distracted by Imagination Baseball.  Picking up a pitcher for tomorrow.  Then came back here.  Remembered dumb Mount Rushmor stuff.  Did dumb Mount Rushmore stuff 3-5 times int he past.  ANYTHING NEW TIS TIME?  One would imagine SOME NEW STUFF that was NO GOOD.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Good deal.  How long will I have to write Act II coming up?  Probably around up to 50 minutes if I need it.  WOW.  THAT'S MORE MINUTES THAN I'LL NEED IF I'LL NEED IT.  Anyway.  Mount Rushmore is INHERENTLY FUNNY because JUST LOOK AT IT.  Dumb.  Anyway. Good thing it's just heads though.  It'd look dumber if it was full bodies.  I think.  Then again maybe if it was full bodies WE'D BE USED TO IT that way so it wouldn't seem dumb to us.  Hmm.  Any of the presidents wearing glasses on Mount Rushmore.  Let's see.  Doesn't look like it.  Too bad.  Any of them wearing baseball caps.  Let'ss ee.  Doesn't look like it.  Baseball caps weren't invented until half of then weren't even born.  Not sure that sentence is good sense making.  Hmm.  What's my favorite Mount.  It can't be mount rushmore.  Is it Mount Himalayas.  Can't be that either.  Not sure I have particularly positive or negative feelings about ANY mount.  Splash Mountain.  Off the top of my head.  I like Splash Mountain.  That's stretching the definition of usage of the word, "Mount," though.  YEAH. See ya in a little bit.

well this should be good

    Hi friends.  Not sure I have an entire fifty minutes to write this act.  More like fourty minutes!  That should be aplenty though.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Probably WANT to eat sushi first for lunch first.  MORE RESPONSIBLE to eat sandwich first though.  WHAT IF SOMETING CHANCES and I eat sushi first and then NO SANDWICH for dinner.  Then I'm stuck with LOTS OF SANDWICH going forward.  TOO MUCH sandwich.  That wouldn't be an ideal situation.  Either way I dunno.  Possibly watch more What Happened With Brittney Murphy on HBOMax.  I watched some of that on HBO.  Turned out AS OF near the end of part I of II part Mini Series WE DON'T KNOW what happened with Brittney Murphy.  I think I was under the impression she died of drug overdose.  BECAUSE I DON'T PAY CLOSE ENOUGH ATTNETION.  Now it appears that's not even ON TEH RADAR of what could have been the case.  OH WELL I GUESS WE'LL CONTINUE TO MAKE PROGRESS IN FINDING OUT.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Not sure I'm a fan of it being produced by Blumhouse productions.  They're the folks who make horror films.  This is a DOCU SERIES about someone's life.  SEEMS IN POOR TASTE.  You know like what's something that tastes poor.  CHALK.  Not sure anyone has ever tested tasting chalk.  Seems like it would taste poorly.  I dunno.  Don't think I have any chalk on hand.  Hmm.  What do I have on hand that would taste poor.  PLENTY.  I'll look into that later.  FOR NOW I just wanna finish this act.  Better make sure I'm spellign Brittney TO THE WAY OF HER LIKING.  I think I am.  Solid PLURALITY I am.  NOPE IT'S BRITTANY.  Oh well. MY HEART WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE.  Get off my back about it.  Bathtub dry this morning.  Can't complain there.  I can get in the bathtub and complain about other things.  But I can't complain ABOUT bathtub.  So that's pretty good I guess.  What else do I got going on.  I'd like to watch a Dramatic Film SURE.  But I wouldn't know WHERE TO BEGIN.  Probably HBOMAX.  SURE THING.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Can always watch more The Sampsons.  It's drama mixed with Comedy.  You get STORY AND PLOT WITH CHARACTER TRAITS but it's also A LAUGH A MINUTE.  About four minutes into an episode already.  WHAT A WONDERFUL EPISODE IT IS.  Dubious History of Jebediah Springfield episode.  I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF TIS EPISODE.  Except for the time yesterday where I was watching it and apparently paused it for some reason and went on with my life.  AT THAT POINT I HAD ENOUGH WITH THAT EPISODE.  But you get the idea.  It's got all your favorite characters in it.  LISA.  HOMER.  The guy who works at the museum.  WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR.  If this SPringfield was named after a guy named Springfield does that Truthfully Imply that other Springfields IN REAL LIFE were named after Real Life people named Springfield?  I'd look it up right quick but on the other hand I don't really particularly feel like it.  MIGHT TAKE longer than 15 seconds all in all to come to a conclusion one way or another.  Not sure I'm comfortable with that.
   Two paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  Gotta pick something new to listen to for upcoming walk.  Thing I was listening to for last two walks RAN OUT.  TIME TO START ANEW.  Hmm.  Maybe start with NAS DEEP CUTS Apple Music Playlist.  I guess that could be good.  Will it be GANGSTER NAS?  INSPIRING NAS?  FUN NAS?  AMPED UP NAS?  THINK EM UP NAS?  Lots of ways Nas Rap can make ay feel.  GONNA BE GOING BACK AND FORTH in curated PlayList!  Oh well I'm sure they curated it to the best of their abilities to make it seamlessly quality experience.  Then again maybe they DIDN'T curate it to the best of their abilities. COULDA DONE A PISS POOR JOB WITH IT.  Well I guess we'll find out.  What else is going on and crap.  The point is hey pretty close to only one more paragraph for the daytime day.  That's pretty good!  Shower after walk III.  Probably put off lunch for an extra hour or so after shower.  That's the way I do things lately.
   Last paragraph of act!  What else do I got going on for me.  GUESS WHAT. Just took a look at other speculation baseball league I had joined originally before Brother Money League.  NOT IN LAST PLACE ANYMORE.  In PENULTIMATE PLACE.  I have METS PLAYER PETE ALONSO on that team who is #1 STATISTICAL VALUABLE PLAYER in Fantasy Baseball AS OF RIGHT NOW.  CARRYING MY TEAM ALL THE WAY TO 11th out of 12th place!  Amazing.  DANGIT I should have picked him in OTHER LEAGUE. I TEN PERCENT considered taking him in SECOND ROUND OF DRAFT.  Went with A DIFFERENT PLAYER in the end.  Anyway TIS IS GOOD WEBSITE STUFF LET'S KEEP IT GOING.  Hmm.  Other player isn't doing BAD.  Just isn't doing THE GREATEST.  NOW I LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF IDIOT TO MYSELF.  And now TO YOU.  And eventually TO EVERYONE once you tell your friends and they tell their friends.  So that's good.  That's it for now.  I'll see ya tonight!

Cool I'll See You Tomorrow

    Hey.  Sucking delicious chocolate choco pop for first time in a few weeks.  I will keep yuo updated on this situation as it progresses.  Had delicious turkey sandwich with Whated Thins for lunch and herbed chicken with brecoli and swete potatoe for dinner!  THAT'S LIFE.  Watched all of Malcolm X: The Movie during the day.  I had seen it before but TIS TIME I WAS SEEING IT AGAIN.  Good stuff.  Seems like a cool dude.  I GET IT.  NOT A FAN of the part of his life where he thought 100% of white people sucked.  IS IT POSSIBLE he's right?  ANYTHING is possible.  But I HOPE he's wrong.  Cause I PERSONALLY aspire to Not Suck.  AND I'M WHITE.  So you could see how I might wanna disagree with him on that point of contention.  But IN GENERAL GOOD GUY GOOD MOVIE.  Listened to NAS: THE DEEPER CUTS apple music playlist on walks.  Then listened to some Recent ALT MUSIC playlist.  THEN LISTENED TO SOME OTHER SONGS what am I ON TRIAL HERE.
   Four paragraphs to go.  SMALL piece of herbed chicken.  Always a crapshoot of how much herbed chicken, broccoli, and sweet potatoe you're gonna get with the meal.  This time around HUGE amount of broccoli, average amount of sweet potatoe, TINY amount of herbed chicken.  OH WELL.  Ya make do with what the universe throws at ya.  Universe shouldn't be throwing things at ya.  Feels like the universe shouldn't be doing ANYTING. Universe oughta be PASSIVE.  Let things happen AT THEIR OWN PACE.  Universe taking on things itself FEELS WRONG.  Anyway.  What to watch when this entry is over.  HEY I got part II of Brittany Murphy Docu Series.  NOT SURE I'M COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.  AM I REALLY READY to see how and/or why she died.  I guess I am.  Why wouldn't I be.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Mets lost their baseball game today. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE they have NOT lost their baseball game for tomorrow yet.  I will keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.
   Hmm.  Salami Sandwich, Vegetable Burger, and Sushi.  Only Lunches I HAVE to eat left left for the week.  Probably have bagel with egg white too.  SUSHI OR BAGEL WITH EGG WHITE for tomorrow lunch.  Let's go with that or something.  JUST CHOMPED DOWN INTO CHOCO POP.  Let's go with that.  Anyway.  I think one of my favorite parts about Muslims is that that they don't eat Pork and the reason is GREAT MORE PORK FOR THE REST OF US.  Whic his odd because Jews don't eat pork either but I don't have the same base reaction to Jews Keeping Kosher and not eating pork.  JUST MUSLIMS NOT EATING PORK.  Probably something weird wrong with me there.  FEELS LIKE YOU CAN EXTRAPOLATE THAT into something racist and/or stereotyping and/or BAD about me in that.  Oh well. I TINK IT'S A POSITIVE.  I'm HAPPY for them to follow theier beliefs and I'm ENCOURAGING OF it.  MORE PORK FOR ME.  I LOVE IT.  GONNA EAT IT THEORETICALLY IF IT WERE LOWER IN CALORIES.
    Penultimate paragraph.  Is it specifically black Muslims who I GET OFF on not eating pork.  Not sure.  Gonna have to think about that one.  Hmm.  Trying to think about it in my mind.  Nothin's coming to mind immediately.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Hmm.  Maybe Malcolm X was right that 100% of whites WERE devils.. UP TO AND INCLUDING AT THE TIME.  I DIDN'T SHOW UP until a couple of decades later.  HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME YET.  So when he said it HE COULD HAVE BEEN RIGHT AND it could be true that I'm Still Pretty Decent Person.  So there's that to consider.  I dunno.  Hmm.  Malcolm.  Sounds like halfway close to a palindrome!  I CALL EM LIKE I SEE EM.  Ugh.  Maybe eat some saltines tonight.  Trying to imagine what I might like to eat for Snacksworth tonight.  Saltine jumps out at me as a potential Enjoyable Experience To Enjoy for some reason I'm not sure of.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Ya know what I'd like some saltines RIGHT NOW.  Or as soon to Right Now as possible.  Which is roughly fourty seconds from now when you take into account finishing this sentence and/or writing one more sentence after this one.  Nah I think I can go get the saltines without writing one more sentence after the last one.  FUCK I JUST FUCKED IT UP DIDN'T I.  Anyway at this point PRACTICALLY HALFWAY DONE WITH THE PARAGRAPH AMN'T I.  Might as well just FINISH THIS CRAP UP SHANT I.  What else is up.  Toasted the bread for sandwich at lunch at THREE POINT FIVE.  PRETTY GOOD RESULTS.  Might have liked it better at THREE.  PERSONAL PREFERENCE for today's lunch snadwich would have been LIGHTLY toasted.  So there's that to consider Moving Forward With My Life.  WELL that's about it.  Later.

-8:53 P.M.

Friday, April 21, 2023

I Try Not To Think About It

    Hey friends.  Up early today.  Took a walk early so I could definitely fit it in before super marker gets here.  Now it's 9:08 AM.  NOT EVEN GONNA BOTHER YOU WITH WHEN IT TURNS 9:09.  JUST turned 9:08 as I was typing out that sentence.  Anyway looks like they're sending everything I asked for.  Sushi and all!  Presumably having Silver Dollar pancakes for lunch.  Not sure I'm happy about it!  Should be okay though.  Had chocolate chip cookie for breakfast.  Had large amount of NightMight.  Was what NROAM amount would have been for several months a while ago.  But compared to the last month or six weeks A LARGE amount.  So whatever that's great.  Gonna fit in seven or eight walks today.  Presumably.  Probably!  Based on when super marker comes.  Presumably.  Probably!  Finished IT II.  Took a PEPSID. At totally different times.  IT II was finished LAST NIGHT.  Pepsid was taken TWENTY MINUTES AGO.  Which was... well you know.  I told you what time it was 2 minutes ago.  So there's that.  Wearing other new medium shirt.  OKAY SHIRT.
    Whatever.  Some ALT CNTRL playlist on Walk I.  NEW FOOD FIGHTERS song.  Some more Tribe Calling Quest Essentials Playlist.  It's all good.  More or less.  Anyway.  Mets won their baseball game last night.  ALRIGHT.  They're the team I tend to root for the most BY FAR.  If we were doing A BAR GRAPH what team would be next.  Hmm.  Lemme think about that one.  Picture Bar graph in my mind.  Obviously it'd be a VERY UNEVEN graph.  Hmm.  Maybe THE TEXAS RANGERS.  Why.  I dunno.  JUST A HUNCH.  Oh right.  Cause their coach's name is Tim Hunch.  Anyway.  Not sure I'm comfortable with how beatable IT became out of nowhere.  Literally one second it was totally indestructible and then suddenly HEY LET'S JUST CALL IT MEAN NAMES and then they had it cornered.  SEEMS UNREALISTIC.  Also KINDA SYMPATHIZED WITH IT at the end.  Turned into just a little baby.  KINDA CUTE.  AWW.  JUST LET IT LIVE AS A LITTLE CLOWN BABY.  AIN'T HURTING NOBODY. LET'S KEEP IT.  That's how I feeel.  Obviously KEEP IT IN CHECK. FOR SURE, be CAREFUL.  You know that sort of thing.
    Hmm.  Looks like they aren't offering my Dad a course for the summer.  Probably meaning he's done with his teaching career.  That sucks!  He likes doing that.  And I get to live vicariously through him.  Or something along those lines.  I dunno about living vicariously.  That's overselling it.  But if he likes doing it I LIKE HIM LIKING IT.  Either way though NOW HE HAS MORE TIME TO GO TO DOCTORS AND STUFF.  Sure he's already been going to doctors a lot but now he can really go nuts with it.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Wanted to take a nice rest between Walk I and Act I.  Cause I'd HAVE TIME because of waiting around for Super Marker.  And even if Super Marker came early I'D HAVE TIME POST SUPER MARKER THEN.  INSTEAD I CAME UP AND STARTED ACT I ANYWAY. So far WRONG DECISION.  WROTE NOTHING WORTHWHLIE.  Lemme think.  Bar Graph.  Why does it have to be a Bar Graph.  AIN'T NO LINE GRAPH THAT'S FOR SURE.  What about a Circle Graph.  That's pretty dumb too.  NOPE this is a bar graph.  Of this I'm pretty certain.
   Fourth paragraph.  HMM.  Watched a The Simpsons and A Third yesterday.  That was pretty good.  Liked the jokes but I liked THE MORAL of the episodes too.  They make YOU THINK as well as laugh.  SOMETIMES IN A POSITIVE WAY.  Sometimes in a negative way.  Sometimes they make you think and you're like WHY DID THEY MAKE ME TINK ABOUT THAT.  I WAS HAPPIER BEFORE I STARTED THINKING ABOUT THAT CRAP.  NOW MY LIFE IS RUINED.  Anyway.  Super Marker receipt has them sending everything BUT there's something I THOUGHT I asked for that isn't on receipt that thusly they say they aren't sending.  HMM.  COULD BE ON ME, COULD BE ON THEM.  Could be nobody's fault.  I feel like much of life is nobody's fault.  A lot of life is MOST PEOPLE'S FAULT.  Hmm.  I feel like Silver Dollar Pancake Portion wasn't that much from what I could make out.  I shouldn't have a problem eating them all and feeling like I was overeating.  YEAH.  Anyway this is the fourth out of four paragraphs so far.
   YEAH.  NOTHING WORTHWHLIE YET.  Passed some TIME.  Passed some PARAGRAPHS.  Decided ONCE AND FOR ALL we're dealing with BAR GRAPHS.  Circle Graph COULD WORK but it's not IDEAL.  Meanwhile Line Graph IS A NONSTARTER.  Anyway.  Maybe if I ask around and I get the sense there's no Communal Dinner Delivery in the cards for tonight I can save Silver Dollars for dinner and have something else for lunch.  JUST ONE MAN'S OPINION.  Probably could get some other people on board if I went out and included others in this conversation.  The more people I ask the more likely I am to get on board with this.  So that's good.  How short is Phife Dawg again.  If I remember correctly he was presumably 5'3 AND/OR exactly 5'0.  Internet got him at 5'3.  GREAT.  VERY RELATABLE.  LOVE IT.  Then again he's dead.  THAT'S PRETTY RELATABLE TOO.  I'm gonna be that soon in the large scheme of things and then FOR A VERY LONG TIME.  ONCE WE'RE BOTH DEAD GONNA BASICALLY BE DEAD FOR TE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME in the end.  MORE OR LESS SHORT DEAD BROTHERS.
   Sixth paragraph.  I assume you get shorter as you Death-Age.  Your skeleton and whatknot.  Hunches into itself.  That's what I would do if I were a skeleton.  Then just disappear completely at some point over the course of time.  Oh okay that's good.  Anyway.  About halfway into Weekly Speculation Baseball battle.  Ahead of Opponent Team 6-3-1 in Stat Categories.  Seems pretty good for now.  I'll keep you updated as this situation progresses more or less.  Anyway.  I got a good feeling about Super Marker coming on the early side of things.  If it doesn't then SO WHAT.  End up taking probably seven walks instead of eight.  Unless it comes Extremely Late.  Anyway.  ALARM CLOCK JUST WENT OFF from when I set it thinking I would take Short Respite after Walk I before starting Act I.  HEY HOW ABOUT TAHT.  Instead already 5.5 paragraphs in.  I WROTE A LOT OF GREAT STUFF.  TIME AND AGAIN we covered Bar Graphs.  Hmm.  I forget what Phife Dawg died of but I'm pretty sure it wasn't Shortness but I better LTURQ just to make sure.  Oh.  Right.  Diabetes.  JEEZ.  45 years old.  In 2016.  Dangit.  I'm practically 45 in 2023 and I wasn't in a classic Hip Hop Group by a long shot.  Wasn't even in a POST Classic Hip Hop Group.  NOT EVEN A PRE-MODERN HIP HOP GROUP.  NOT EVEN IN A MODERN HOP HOP GROUP.
   Seventh paragraph.  Still got time to be in a post-modern hip hip group I guess.  Just gotta start writing some raps.  Balls in my court now!  Kinda unfair though because I'm not very good with Pens.  Always seem to run out of ink very quickly.  It's not MY fault.  IT'S THE PENS I USE.  That's my excuse.  Also I got a solid 11 years before I'm 45.  But in a way DO I REALLY?  In another way Yes I Exactly Do So That's Good.  I can write rhymes on the tablet.  That's what I got it for.  Like writing with pens but don't run out of ink.  Oh right.  That thing.  I should and/or COULD do that.  Gonna be tough to motivate myself to pick it up ONCE but maybe if I do it ONCE I won't be able to put it down.  Maybe TWICE.  If I pick it up TWICE or THRICE I won't be able to put it down.  Hmm.  Well I ain't ever gonna do it if I don't at least try it at some point.  So that's good.  Hmm.  What to watch on Television Time PERHAPS AS SOON as this Act being over and waiting for Super Marker.  I DUNNO.  Simpsons or Hip Hop Evolving.
   Three paragraphs to go.  MC HAMMER?  I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF TIS STUFF.  Wait lemme amend this.  I got enough of this stuff.  2 and a half minutes was JUST ENOUGH of this stuff.  BUT BOY WAS IT PLEASANT for a solid Oh I Don't Know 75 seconds out of that 250 seconds.  NO FOOLIN.  I LIKED IT for CIRCA that amount of time.  Wait a second.  Lemme try to picture it in my mind again.  Maybe I'll like it MAYBE I WON'T.  Gimme a second.  Hammer time.  How does that  go again.  I KNOW THIS.  Gimme a second.  It's hammer time.  Hmm.  Drop the hammer.  Hammer is the name.  Gimme some hammer.  Let's Go Hammer.  Bring the hammer.  WELL the important thing is whatever it was WE HAD A GOOD TIME FOR A WHILE with it.  LOOK I've been bombarded with classic beat and rhyme over classic beat and rhyme Over and Over again that they've all blurred together in my mind over the last two days.  AND keep in mind that some beats and whatknot get re-used or re-imagined over the course of The Hip Hop Evolution History.  IT'S NATURAL that IN TE MOMENT EVEN CLASSIC beats and/or rhymes and/or flows would briefly escape me.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT
    Two paragraphs to go.  We are now in territory where Super Market supposed to show up.  10-12?  IT IS 10:02!  STOP.  HAMMER TIME.  Then what happens.  Some music kicks in.  Lemme LTURQ.  OH OKAY.  Yo ucan't touch this.  Hammer time.  Break it down.  THAT SORT OF TING.  It's all coming back to me.  Feels like You Can't Touch This is a positive message.  Shouldn't be allowed to Touch This without express written permission from Major League Baseball.  I can get down with that.  Also it's TRUE.  It's MUSIC.  You CAN'T touch music.  You can touch THE RECORD.  Maybe the CASSETTE Tape.  Cidigical Disc later on .  What does CD stand for.  Better LTURQ.  Compact Disc.  Feels like I probably should have known that.  Look there's lots of stuff I should know that I don't.  We could make A LINE GRAPH about it.  Probably SHOULDN'T.  But we could TRY I GUESS.  Trying is the first step towards FAILING.  And FAILING is the first step towards REALIZING we are on A FAILING COURSE.  AND REALIZING WE ARE ON A FAILING COURSE is the first step towards DOING SOMETING ELSE.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Compact Disc is in some ways bigger than a cassette tape.  WIDER.  Let's talk about it.  Supposed to be more COMPACT isn't it?  I SAID LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  Anyway.  I am of an age where I still had several dozen Musical Cassette Tapes.  Had several dozen CHLIDREN'S records.  That doesn't count.  But several dozen POPULAR MUSIC cassette tapes.  WOW sounds like I'm a very Quality Age for some reason.  I don't know WHY that makes me a good age.  But apparently IT DOES.  So that's good I guess.  Think I'll put on Hip Hop EvoSolution when this is over SHOULD I HAVE TIME.  I like the part where ya learn about the Hip Hop artists.  JUST BRIEFLY.  Not too much.  BUT IT'S ENOUGH for novice audience like me to get a sense of what them artists are all about IN RELATION TO larger hip hop context.  So that's fun.  Was my first hip hop record Beastie Boys HELLO NASTY?  POSSIBLY.  Definitely the first one I listened to more or less.  SO THAT'S FUN.  THAT WAS A COMPACT DISC.  SO THAT"S FUN.  See ya in a little bit.

it makes a difference

    Hey.  Said yesterday I was diggin' Tribe Called Quest. FORGOT to say for a couple of days before that I was, "Digging," some NAS. Nas ALSO not from that far away from me.  OTHER side of Queens.  KINDA far away from me.  KINDA NOT.  Anyway.  Super Marker came just early enough that I can fit in 3 walks in Early Part Of Day.  Leading me towards Entire Eight overall!  Got solid 35 minutes to write this act.  I can do that no problem.  I guess.  Watched entire episode and a a quarter or so of Hip Hop Evolution while waiting for Super Marker.  I forget what I learnt.  OH RIGHT.  Some NEW YORK rap.  Then some Beginning of East Coast/West Coast Rivalry Rap.  Hasn't gotten too serious yet.  I wonder what will happen!  My guess is it will get more serious.  Otherwise what else will they do with the other 75% of this episode.  Hmm.  Anyway I dunno.  No dinner delivery today.  Silver Dollar Freedomcakes for one meal.  Other meal probably Lasagna!  It's EXCITING to eat the lasagna.  Must eat it right away.  WHO CARES ABOUT SAVING THE EXCITEMENT. Let's indulge.
    Hmm.  Finished Tribe Call-em-up Quest, "Essentials," playlist.  Wonder if Apple got a Deep Cuts playlist.  Otherwise not sure what to listen to next walk.  Can go in SEVERAL directions.  Left.  Right.  Up.  Down.  North by northwest.  Sounds like five directions off the top of my head.  So that's good.  Hmm.  How much turkey did they give me.  I saw they gave .58 LB of ONE turkey and .50 lb of ANOTHER.  Not sure which one was mine and which one was my Parents.  I TINK the .5 was MINE.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP I GOT THE EXAXT HALF POUND OF TURKEY.  I think that's a good thing.  That's what I wanted.  Right?  I got what I wanted.  NORMALLY THAT'S A GOOD THING.  Presumably you want what you want because it's good for your general premise.  Otherwise you'd want someting different.  HOWEVER I couldn't just WANT .58 a LB. NOT A CHOICE.  So there's that to consider.  Anyway the point is I forget.  I LIKE TIS ACT SO FAR.  ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.  BUT GOING VERY QUICKLY.  Can't argue witH RESULTS.
   Hmm.  Not sure when to eat lunch.  That will resolve itself in time.  Probably.  I'll resolve itself myself in time.  That sounds more accurate.  OFF TE TOP OF MY HEAD what does KRS ONE stand for.  KNOWLEDGE RESOLVES SELF ONCE 'Ne (4all).  Ok now lets look it up.  Knowledge Reigns Supreme Over Nearly Everyone.  I'D LIKE TO KNOW who Knowledge DOESN'T Reign Supreme over.  IS TEHRE A LIST SOMEWHERE for whom knowledge doesn't reign supreme.  Is it literally like okay there's a dozen or two people on Earth exempt from knowledge reigning supreme over.  OR is it like 20% of population.  I don't know ANYWHERE NEAR the magnitude of people.  Anyway the point is listened to a couple of KRS ONE songs yesterday on Walk.  COULD DO WORSE than to go back to that on next walk.  So that's good.  SHORT ESSENTIALS PLAYLIST THOUGH.  That threw me for a loop.  Maybe Apple Music just has a very small catalogue of his music for some reason.  Because if I remember correctly they DO have a KRS Essentials playlist but it's like 1/5th the tracks as A REGULAR ARTIST'S ESSENTIALS PLAYLIST.  WHAT'S UP WITH THAT.
    Penultimate paragraph of daytime day.  Let's see.  Getting kinda hungry now.  That, combined with waking up early, SEEMS to suggest I should have the Earlier of the Two Standard Lunch Times.  MAKES A TON OF SENSE.  Let's go with that.  Pancakes.  PUT EM IN MICROWAVE.  Gonna go with soft pancakes not crispier pancakes.  That's what today calls for I feel.  What else is going on and crap.  Putting together an order for OTHER super marker delivery AMAZON FRESH.  Not immediately.  Just setting the beginning touches on it.  IT'S ALL VERY EXCITING.  Hmm.  If I had to guess how many silver dollar pancakes I have I TINK I'd say between 5 and 7. COULD IT BE EIGHT?  Sure.  But I'd guess between five and seven.  WHY NOT JUST SAY BETWEEN FIVE AND EIGHT AT THIS POINT.  Not sure.  Just gonna go with my gut and say BETWEEN FIVE AND SEVEN but possibly Eight.  I highly doubt it would be anything else other than that.  Could it be four or nine?  Hmm.  Gonna have to get back to you on that one.
   Last paragraph of the day!  No water at all in bathtub.  Bone dry!  Which is pretty dry.  So that's pretty good.  ALT dinners to lasagna are grilled chicken breast with sweet potatoe and broccoli AND sushi.  THEN THERE IS ANOTEHR TIER of possible dinners.  LET'S NOT EVEN GET INTO THOSE POSSIBILITIES.  Because we don't have the time or energy and/or motivation.  Also WHY BOTHER.  Get off my back about it!  So that's good.  LOOK when I got the silver dollar pancakes they chose to put egg whites in same container ON TOP of the pancakes.  THAT'S WHAT MADE IT SO DIFFICULT to determine exactly how many there were without paying particularly close attention.  I'm not just SOME IDIOT who looked at the pancakes and was like THIS IS TOO DIFFICULT TO COUNT WHAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.  Anyway.  That's it for today.  See ya tonight!

Tell Me About It

    Eleven Silver Dollar Pancakes.  They were about 85% the size I was imagining.  ELEVEN OF THEM.  Delicious.  Ate some of them in two bites.  GONNA BE HONEST DON'T WANNA BE TAKEN TO COURT LATER ON FOR MISREPRESENTATOIN ate a few of them In One Bite.  ANYWAY. I don't think I have it in me to continue telling you every thing I watch on Television Time or listen to on Walks.  JUSt WOULD GET TOO COMPLICATED if I start browsing around either way.  Hmm.  Anyway.  SUFFICE TO SAY I'm a few hours earlier than before.  And SOME of those hours was Television Time while OTHERS of thouse hours was Walking Listening To Music.  YOU KNOW THAT SORT OF THING.  Lasagna for dinner.  It was great.  YOU KNOW THAT SORT OF TING.  I WANT to watch Unforgiven.  I tried watching another 6 minutes after the first 8 minutes I watched Oh I Don't Know FIVE days ago.  NOPE.  Not captivating me.  CLINT EASTWOOD IS NEITHER OLD ENOUGH TO BE CAPTIVATING OR YOUNG ENOUGH.  Which isn't saying much.  LARGE GAP between him being Young enough and Old enough to be captivating.  Not sure I agree with that statement.  I just felt like saying something.  I DON'T BELIEVE IN WHAT I SAY NEWS FLASH.
    Four paragraphs to go.  Watched some time spent on Puff Daddy on the Hip Hop Evolution Documentary Serious.  I GUESS TEHRE'S A PLACE FOR PUFF DADDY.  HE DID HIS JOB.  Also If my Personal Memory serves me right HE POPS BACK UP LATER ON past Y2k (Year 2 Thousand).  Anyway what elseis up.  Used to be a dog in my neighborhood named Puffy.  ONLY dog I've ever known.  Think I was scared of it.  Possibly was just a small poodle.  Definitely an extremely nonthreatening dog.  Either way TERRIFYING.  Don't remember ever engaging with it at all.  BUT I remember it existing and Parents and/or brother sometimes going out and interacting with it when it was out on walks and I DIDN'T FUCK WITH PUFFY AT ALL.  NO TANK YOU.  Anyway.  NOW the only reason I'm scared of dogs is because the leashes are sometimes almost invisible so when people are walking dogs I'm scared I'll walk between the person and the dog and trip over the leash AND KILL MYSELF and/or the person and/or the dog.  THEN TEY CAN SUE ME FOR KILLING MYSELF.  THAT'D BE A HASSLE AND A HALF.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Got two black and white cookems and one Heartful brownie from super marker for this week.  Solid chance I have one of them tomorrow.  HOWEVER I also remembered to get POP TARTS for the first time in several weeks.  So I can have standard classic breakfast ALBERT with a slightly different iced cream concoction for the first time in a while.  NO iced cream sandwich.  INSTEAD the regular iced cream sandwich BRAND but it's like a pre-made iced cream CONE.  DELICIOUS ALL TE SAME.  WIT POP TART.  ALL TEH SAME.  ALBERT.  You know that sort of thing.  Hmm.  CAN I KICK IT?  WHAT A DELIGHTFUL SONG.  I BET I'LL LISTEN TO THIS SONG HALF A DOZEN TIMES AGAIN OVER TE COURSE OF TE REST OF MY LIFE.  The count down begins NOW.  So we got that to look forward to.  I assume it's a sex reference.  Like how when you're young kids.  And you're fooling around.  And you're talking to the girl and you're experimenting with private parts.  And you ask her... hmm.. ya know.. CAN I KICK IT? That sort of thing. 
   That's how things work!  IS THAT SOMETHING WE CAN EXPERIMENT WITH.  Anyway.  What else is going on and crap.  Not sure what to watch when I'm done with this.  Probably put on some sort of film.  THEN AGAIN Documentary or DOCU SERIES is probably easier and more likely.  COULD BE more Hip Hop or could be something else.  Watched CARRIE FISHER one woman show earlier today.  It's GOOD because it's INSPIRATIONAL.  If this mediocrity could be performed and filmed and broadcast on HBO then ANYTHING CAN BE.  Nice Uplifting message for the people.  I KID.  I KID BECAUSE IT'S EASY TO KID BECAUSE IT'S ACCURATE.  That sort of thing.  LOOK am I biased because I'm not a Star Wars fan?  I DON'T TINK SO.  MAYBE.  I'm not a Star Wars ANTI-FAN.  I'm not actively AGAINST Star Wars.  Maybe I SHUOLD BE now that I think about it.  Gonna have to look into that one I guess.  Hmm.  I get the sense Older Carrie Fisher is anti-Star Wars too.  She'd probably RELATE to Anti-Star Wars people MORE than Pro-Star Wars people.  LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.
   Last paragraph of the night.  I'M ANTI ALL WAR.  GIVE STAR PEACE A CHANCE.  Whatever.  Also not sure there's MULTIPLE wars in Star Wars.  I TINK THER'S JUST ONE.  Light side versus Dark Side AND OR Empire versus the rebels.  SOMETHING LIKE THAT.  Pretty much just one side versus the other.  COULD be other wars going on in the universe WE DON'T KNOW and Frankly WE DON'T CARE.  Anyway.  I dunno.  Gotta imagine they gave SOME thought to calling it STAR WAR.  Oh well.  WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN.  What else is going on and crap.  NO NEW ONION ROLL for this week but I got one left over from last week.  WILL I HAVE IT NOW and by now I mean REAL SOON?  SURE WHY NOT sounds like a solid way to live the rest of my life.  So that's good.  Anyway I guess that's about it for tonight.  See ya tomorrow.

-9:05 P.M.
 

Thursday, April 20, 2023

It's Gonna Be What It Is

    Hey friends.  Up late again today.  11:17 AM as of now.  Will be 11:18 AM. Soon.  I will keep you updated on... OKAY it's 11:18 AM.  Anyway.  WILL be able to fit in 3 walks in early part of day which SHOULD lead to entire 8 walks overall.  Air Conditioning people are coming AT SOME POINT today which we have no idea when.  Because this mucks up my Dad's schedule, he's okay with me taking a walk 15 or even 30 minutes into when he would normally be taking his walk.  So basically I have SIGNIFICANT less of a time crunch than usual.  Still giving myself SOME deadline.  So there's THAT.  Aiming to give myself a PRETTY comfortable An Hour An Ten Minutes for Act I.  SHOULD BE ENOUGH.  We'll see how that goes.  Anyway.  4/20.  NOT Earth Day.  Every Year I think 4/20 might be Earth Day.  Never is.  EARTH DAY is 4/22.  4/20 is Marijuana though.  Which COMES from The Earth. So you can see how I might get confused.
   Hmm.  Wearing new shirt!  Got a couple of Medium Sized and Small Sized.  And they're not on the same spectrum.  I am wearing A Medium and it's not like oh the small sized is a small relative to this medium.  NOPE.  Totally unrelated.  ANYWAY medium fits pretty well.  HANGS DOWN LOW but fits pretty well amongst my chest and/or abdomen.  I LIKE IT.  Style is BLUE.  I wanna say BLUE CAMOFLAUGE?  In case I'm ever in Nature But It's Blue.  And I don't want Predator to find me.  Pretty sure Predator can find you by HEAT WAVES or something.  Better LURQ how Predator finds Prey.  Hmm.  All the top hits are how Predators IN GENERAL find prey.  HARD TO NARROW IT DOWN TO THE Predator.  This is a tough one.  My guess is Predator has MANY tools at his disposal to find Prey JUST LIKE WE DO.  Hmm.  If HUMANS can use many senses to find prey SURELY THE PREDATOR can as well.  Hmm.  Never saw those movies.  I think I saw ONE spin off from Oh I Don't Know 2018.  AMAZING.  TWO PARAGRAPHS IN TE BOOKS.  TOOK 6 MINUTES.  COFFEE TIME.  That'll GET.  Me.  GOING.  Not sure what periods added.
   Okay.  Got. New.  SOCKS AS WELL.  Also the rest of me isn't Blue Camoflauged.  Neck up is visible.  Slightly below waist down is visible.  This Blue Camo isn't really gonna do the trick at all.  Hmm.  Giving serious thought to giving serious thought to taking off shirt between walks during early part of day while I'm doing sit-ups.  Only good educated guess as to what's causing Holes In Back Of Shirts.  Would be nice if I don't cause holes in back of new shirts.  I feel like that'd be a positive Life Development.  Hmm.  The point is SOCKS ARE GREAT.  Then again WHAT'S CAUSING HOLES IN SOCKS.  Sit-ups and push-ups causing holes IN SOCKS TOO?  Look somethings wrong.  SOMETING IS VERY WRONG.  Ya know what getting holes in pants too.  BUT I FIGURED THAT WAS JUST NORMAL WEAR AND TEAR.  This is what my life has come to.  Clothes get holes rapidly and consistently.  Mystery why.  And I can't just hide it to myself and it's my dark dirty secret.  OTHER PEOPLE KNOW.
   Hmm.  Fourth paragraph.  WOW looks like the Oakland Athletics BOUGHT LAND to build a Stadium in The Las Vegas.  Or OUTSKIRTS of Las Vegas.  Not sure if it means they're 100% moving to Las Vegas.  Could be a negotiating tactic with Oakland to get Oakland to Do Stuff For Them.  Give them more Financing for Stadium or something, I dunno.  Either way That'd be Cool.  I like Las Vegas.  LOTS OF NEON COLORS AND BRIGHT LIGHTS.  YA GOT MY ATTENTION.  Wonder if they'd change their Team Name to something Las Vegas Themed.  And/or something that is Las Vegas Alliterationed.  Off the top of my head The Las Vegas Vegas.  Vegas pronounced differently then Vegas though.  IN CITY it's pronounced Vey-gas.  IN TEAM NAME it's pronounced Vey-Gus.  So that's something to consider.  Mets got a delightful baseball game at 9:45 PM.  I might be away for some of that.  Should be good.  I won't watch it but I'll be Awake Conscious to send them psychic moral support IF I REMEMBER to do so.  Hey this is almost the fifth paragraph.  IN FACT NOW IT
   IS.  Six paragraphs to go.  Got a solid UP TO FIFTY MINUTES to work with if I really wanna, "GO FOR IT."  Probably should RE-CALIBRATE my aimings and aim for less.  OR NOT.  JUST WRITE AND WRITE AND SEE WHERE THAT TAKES ME.  Hmm.  Ham sandwich is ONE MEAL for today.  Other meal?  I dunno!  I had breakfast sandwich for breakfast.  Otherwise I'd consider Double Breakfast Hot Pocket for a meal.  NOW it's a redundancy.  Bagel with butter is one option.  Cup o noodles would be another option but I JUST HAD Heartful soup yesterday which is a redundancy.  Could get a DELIVERY I guess.  MULTI'PART'R IT"D BE.  By the way PRETTY REASONABLE NightMight last night.  BY THE WAY What to have as NON HAM SANDWICH MEAL today NEVER FIGURED THAT ONE OUT.  Hmm.  Don't wanna pick up pizza.  YOU CAN GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW.  Hmm this paragraph sucked.  But so does the PERDICAMENT I'M IN. O N the other hand I'll enjoy whatever it is in the end.  IT'LL BE GREAT.  DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME IN THIS SITUATION. JUST IN 18 or 19 OTHER situations.
   Sixth paragraph.  I guess.  Chinese Food.  UGH.  Rice is fine.  Chinese Food: The Main Part Of It is fine.  WHATEVER.  Socks are going GREAT though.  Don't have a problem there.  What to watch on Television Set today.  More Hip Hop documentary I WANNA SAY It's called HIP HOP EVOLUTION?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP that's exactly what it's called.  Not sure I'm comfortable with that.  Kinda not sure if I believe in that or Hip Hop Intelligent Design.  KINDA UP IN THE AIR to me.  Guess I'll keep watching.  GIVE TEM A CHANCE TO PUT FORTH THEIR POINT OF VIEW.  I'd like to see Netflix present AN ALTERNATIVE viewpoint though AS WELL.  I think they probably DO put forth some Intelligent Design viewpoints WITHIN the Evolution Documentary BUT JUST DON'T EXPLICITLY CALL ATTENTION TO IT.  So there's that.  I guess.  Looks like no ONION ROLL Next Week.  As of now NOT IN STOCK.  Which is FINE.  I can survive without Some Bread.  I DO IT ALL THE TIME.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Amazing.  I'll do it in Good Time that I like.  Listening to some New In Rock playlist on Walk I.  WILL I FINISH the playlist before it's re-updated Tomorrow?  I think so.  Not exactly sure how much I have left to listen to for today but I BELIEVE I can finish it today.  Lemme LTURQ.  About 30 songs.  Can listen to about 7 or 9 songs per walk if I listen to it all walk.  SHOULD BE PRETTY DOABLE.  Which is good because I like doing things SOME of the time.  Most of the time HOOK ME UP WIT DOING NOTHING.  But every now and then I like to mix things up.  Hmm.  Wonder how they knew what Notorious B.I.G.'s inner monologue was like the night he got shot and killed was.  When he's narrating his life in the film.  That's pretty impressive how they knew that.  Up to and including how he wraps it all up nicely RIGHT BEFORE he gets shot.  HOW DID HE KNOW that it would all Come Together Nice and neat like that.  I hope when I die randomly My Life Suddenly Makes A Ton Of Sense.  Wait a second no.  I hope I just Don't Die Randomly.  That sounds vaguely unpleasant.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Good deal.  HOW MUCH did the actor who played Notorious B.I.G. weigh and how much did THE REAL Notorious B.I.G. weigh.  IT'S IMPORTANT.  They have to get the key details right and THIS IS A KEY DETAIL.  I was seriously considering looking this up on google.  But ya know what.  NOPE.  I originally typed it out as a joke AND I'M GONNA KEEP IT AS A JOKE.  That's how I feel.  What else is going on and crap.  What's the main standard way I should be referring to Notorious B.I.G.  As ME. Exactly.  The person who I am in the context I am in RIGHT NOW.  I've been going with Notorious B.I.G.  Should I be saying BIGGIE.  Biggie Smalls.  Just B.I.G.  BIG?  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE AND THERE ARE NO EASY ANSWERS.  Maybe go with Christopher Wallace as some sort of halfway Not JOKE but kinda dumb way to say things.  NOT A JOKE AT HIS EXPENSE.  Just feels FUN to say his Given Regular Name No One Uses for no real reason.  I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Let's see.  So far today Still wearing a shirt All Time Between Walk I and Walk II.  Which is roughly 5 or 6 sets of sitemup and pushemups overall.  Feels like I can call him Note for short.  Oh well too late now.  What else is going on and crap.  Anyway.  Only 24 when he died.  That sucked when they said that.  Not that it'd be GOOD if he was older.  But 24?  Man.  That's real young!  Too bad.  What was I doing when I was 24.  I WAS LIVING IN THE YEAR OF 2013 FOR THE MOST PART.  Doing not much of anything.  LIVING.  JUST LIKE HIM.  Then I was 25 though.  UNLIKE HIM.  He didn't get to do that.  What exactly is my point.  I FORGET.  If my life was cut short at 24 I'd never have gotten to do a bunch of stuff.  Feels like I haven't accomplished a lot of stuff in adulthood but hwat I HAVE accomplished was all Post-24.  Hmm.  Anyway.  We'll bring him back to life eventually I'm sure.  It's just a matter of IS IT REALLY HIM or some sort of WEIRD CLONE of him. 
   Last paragraph of the act.  Amazing.  I guess.  What else is going on and crap.  Probably gonna end up being About 5-10 minutes OVER into the time of when Dad NORMALLY takes his walk.  SO TAHT'S NOT SO BAD.  IMPORATNT STUFF.  You fools.  What kinda side am I having with ham sandwich YOU FOOLS.  Wonder if Biggie Smalls ever entertained Being A Muslim.  SURE.  Musta been some guy who went by Being A Muslim AT SOME POINT at ONE OF HIS SHOWS and Of course Biggie Smalls entertained him IT'S WHAT HE DOES FOR A LIVING.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Anyway.  Not sure I'm a fan of Puff Daddy.  Seems like he's been made a punch line by ONE TOO MANY people.  FEELS LIKE THAT MANY PEOPLE CAN'T BE WRONG.  However I shouldn't give into Mob Mentality and dislike a person just because other people Make Fun.  SHOULD MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.  I'm sure a lot of people are PRO-Diddy too.  JUST DON'T NECESSARILY HEAR ABOUT IT AS MUCH.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Anyway.  That's it for now.  SEE YA SOON.

really that's it

    Hey friends.  Took walk #2!  Ideally write this act in Oh I Don't Know HALF AN HOUR.  Up to 35 minutes isn't so bad though.  Hmm.  POSSIBLE 2nd meal of the day-- Get 2 part'r delivery from Small Diner!  Appetize-em-up Sampler for dinner.  Freedom Toast for lunch tomorrow CON Egg Whites for upcoming balanced breakfasts OR bagel with egg whites upcoming lunch.  EITER WAY that's a solid idea.  Figure they'd deliver Just Those Two Things.  Figure lots of things.  NOT RIGHT NOW.  Right now that's pretty much all I'm figuring.  Also META-Figuring hmm how am I gonna Type This Out.  I'm fugiring those two things right now.  But anyway what else is going on and crap.  Got NEW coffee for act II.  SAME OL Orange soda from act I!  DIDN'T HARDLY MAKE NO DENT IN IT.  Maybe a couple of sips.  Didn't even need to TOP IT OFF going into this period between walks.  JUST BROUGHT IT BACK UPSTAIRS AS IS.  Also cuold have just left it upstairs.  Didn't even refridgerate it during Walk II AS I SHUOLD HAVE.  Just brought it downstairs onto kitchen table.  WHAT A WASTE OF MOTOR ACTIVITY.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Looks like no pooled water in bathtub.  That's pretty good.  Not BAD.  Definitely GOOD.  I'm happy about it.  Hmm any other good Relatively Small Rolls I can get from Super Marker that would be decent alternatives for upcoming week.  Seeing lots of good LOAF OF BREAD that could be CUT into quality slices of bread.  BUT THAT'S TOO MUCH OF A HASSLE.  Deciding exactly where to cut is a hassle enough.  ACTUALLY DOING THE CUTTING is even MORE of a hassle.  If decigind excatly where to cut is 1.0 a hassle ACTUALLY DOING THE CUTTING is 2.75 a hassle.  LEAVING ME WITH 3.75 HASSLES each time I want some bread.  NO THANKS.  Diner got 2 appetizer sampler.  CLASSIC Appetizer Sampler and, "Midnight Snack."  Midnight Snack is TEMPTING but Appetizer Sampler is I TINK the way to go.  Can't go into specifics.  IT'D ONLY CONFUSE and/or UPSET YOU.  Just take my word for it.  Or DON'T.  Whatever your default setting is.  If you're prone towards taking my words for things DO IT.  If you're natural state is doubting everything I say GO FOR IT and continue doing that!
    Three paragraphs to go.  I think THE WORLD needs a documentary on Sean Combs so we can MAKE A DECISION FOR OURSELVES what to think about him.  And it must be from a VERY RELIABLE source.  Not a, "Neutral," source.  We don't need it from an establishment TRIPPING OVER ITSELF to make both sides content.  WE WANT A PERSPECTIVE THAT TELLS THE TRUTH whether it makes Pro-Puffy or Anti-Puffy sides happy or not.  I FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT THIS.  What else is going on and crap.  Two and a half more paragraphs to go.  IDEALLY within Oh I Don't Know 15 minutes would be GREAT but 20 minutes would be NOT SO BAD.  I CAN HIT THOSE MARKS.  I CAN HOT THOSE MARKS PREAL GOOD.  Even WITHOUT that extra, "P," I CAN DO IT.  Anyway.  I don't know what I'm talking about anymore.  THURSDAY right.  That's pretty cool.  You know what's cooler than Thursday.  FRIDAY.  NOT ACCURATE.  Fridays for me mean SUPER MARKER delivery in morning.  Gotta get up early and HANG AROUND indefinitely while waiting for them to show up.  WHAT A HASSLE.  You have NO IDEA.  Well you have some idea.  Just told ya.  YOU HAVE SOME IDEA.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Let's knock out some 2 paragraphs real quicklike.  Wearing new shirt is pretty good.  7 out of 10 experience.  Wearing new socks is 9 out of 10 experience though.  PLUS I got 2 more pairs JUST LIKE THIS ONE.  This is working out even better than I thought.  For some reason I wasn't looking forward to this New Shirt New Sock experience.  I was all like GREAT NEW SHIRTS GOTTA TRY EM ON THEN STASH EM SOMEWHERE THEN WEAR THEM INTERMITTENTLY WHAT A HASSLE.  Now I realize WOW CLEAN AND NO HOLES AND WHATKNOT THIS IS GREAT.  So the point is don't be afraid to try new things.  I guess.  What else is going on and crap.  Not sure Hip Hop Evolution will be the first thing I watch for Television Time today but it's certainly the only contender I got in my Brain for now.  IT:II is in the mix for LATER ON.  Freddy's Nightmares CURRENTLY LOST ENTHUSIASM FOR.  ANYTHING ELSE?  NOPE.  GOT NOTHIN ELSE IN ROTATION FOR NOW.  SO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  What else is up.  Guess I should have this finished between 5 and 10 minutes.  That'll be a blast and... I don't wanna say HALF... let's just say A BLAST and settle for that.  Hmm.  Not sure.  Maybe I want Midnight Snack.  EITHER WAY I don't think I'd wanna finish what they give me in one meal.  I DON'T TINK I'D WANT THAT AT ALL.  The important thing is I DO WHAT'S BEST FOR ME IN TE MOMENT.  WAIT NO TAT'S WRONG.  GIVE ME A CHANCE TO CORRECT MYSELF.  The important thing is I DO WHAT'S BEST FOR ME FOR MY LIFETIME OVERALL IN THE ENTIRETY OF LIFETIME.  That sounds like a safer way to go about things.  MOMENT is pretty good but LIFETIME is slightly more important per my understanding.  Then again MOMENT is not without its charms.  Anyway.  That's it for now!  See ya tonight.

That Does Me A Lot Of Good

    Hello friends.  Time to write last five paragraphs of the DayTime Night.  NightTime Day.  Let's go with that.  Anyway. Ate delicious Ham Sandwich with pouch of Mini Oreos.  Or Oreo Minis.  Let's go with that.  Ate delicious Appetizer Sampler minus One Buffalo Wing.  Watched a good amount of Hip Hop Evolvolution.  FINISHED New In Rock playlist.  Been listening to some of the Rapping Music I've been exposed to on the Netflix Documentry Series on walks and last few walks REALLY getting into a groove enjoying The Tribe So Called Quest.  I SUSPECT it's because they come just a couple of miles away from my neighborhood.  JUST THE SAME GROOVE going on.  Either that or It's Just Good Music.  OR THE SAME GROOVE GOING ON.  Hard to say exactly.  Anyway what else is going and crap.  They come Several TIME Miles away from my TIME neighborhood though.  CLOSE TO THREE AND A HALF DECADE MILES.  So that's something to consider.
    Four paragraphs to go.  Got some Super Marker order accepting to do tomorrow.  Also a ton of this music is from within miles from my neighborhood.  IT'S ALL VERY EXCITING now that I've got some Lots OF Walking Around My Neighborhood Under My Belt.  I have Getting Into The Groove of neighborhood under my skin SO NOW IT'S REAL FOR ME.  YEAH.  Look the point is I can't see because my eyes don't work that way but I DON'T TINK any holes in the back of my shirt yet.  Also I can't feel cause my feet don't feel that way but NO HOLES IN MY SOCKS yet.  I should be able to feel that way.  You'd think so, woudldn't you.  POSSIBLY.  Got me some delicious Silver Dollar Pancakes for lunch tomorrow.  Figured that would be an interesting mix-em-up.  Also Figure I can make some sort of Pun with SILVER as a follow up sentence to that sentence.  Silver price index.  Werewolves.  A third thing.  You know all that kinda stuff.  Hi Ho Silver Away.  BUT WAIT UNTIL I GET ON YA SILVER.  Don't go away befor I mount ya...  IF YA DID THEN I'M STUCK HERE AND YOU'RE FAR GONE WITHOUT ME WHICH DOES NEITHER OF US ANY GOOD.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Possibly put on some IT II when this is over.  Got about an hour left of that.  I can potentially watch ALL of that with some music beneath it.  IN HISTORY what horse was named Silver.  Obviously there was a famous horse named Silver.  WHICH ONE WAS IT.  Let's LTURQ.  Oh.  Lone Ranger's horse.  I guess everyone who watched TV Three and a half Time Mile PLUS before me knew that.  WELL I DON'T LIVE THERE WIT YA so get off my back about it.  Which is what SILVER would have said if... you were obese or something... you'd be CRUSHING SILVER... which is... a thing...  Look let's move on with our lives.  I think we can all agree Moving On With Our Lives is the best option in general!!!  Why should you name a horse.  First we're naming horse, THEN WE'RE GONNA BE GIVING TEM RIGHTS.  IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE.  Anyways.  You wouldn't name YOUR TOASTER or YOUR ALARM CLOCK.  Horse is just A MACHINE to get you from POINT A TO POINT B.  LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT. 
    Penultimate paragraph.  If we were naming toasters and alarm clocks, I guess Alarmy and Toasty would be appropriate names.  But reversed. Ya know.  Alarmy for alarm clock.  And Toasty for toaster.  Not the other way around.  YOU IDIOT.  What else do I got going on for me.  Also got Egg White as side with Silvered Dollared Pancakes.  Wow!  Got Chocolate Chipped Cookie too.  That'd be breakfast for tomorrow HANDS DOWN.  Not sure what hands down means as an expression.  When exactly is hands down gonna be something you tell someone.  When is HANDS BEING UP going to be THE DEFAULT people are at.  In a class room if teacher asks a question and then changes their mind and decides NOPE I CHANGED MY MIND.  HANDS DOWN EVERYONE.  FORGET IT.  That's one scenario you can say HANDS DOWN.  Bank Robbery.  Everyone put your hands up.  WAIT NO THIS IS NO GOOD I FEEL AWKWARD.  LIKE I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG OR SOMETHING.  HANDS DOWN GUYS.  GONNA BE ON THE HONOR SYSTEM THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA PRESS ANY PANIC BUTTONS OR ANYTHING THOUGH.
    You know THAT SORT OF RIFF.  Last paragraph of the night.  Let's see.  There's a logo on this shirt too.  So that makes it even harder to camoflaughe myself in Blue Terrain even if I wanted to.  Hmm.  Air conditioning people came earlier today.  Air conditioning is now working.  Which is fun.  Even if you don't particularly want it colder something pretty nifty about getting up close to a vent and feeling cool air pouring out of it.  NICE COOL BREEZE HITTING YA.  KINDA NICE SENSATION.  I'M NOT TELLING YOU NOTHING YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.  Hmm.  Will PROBABLY gon back to ROCK and/or ALTERNATATIVE MUSIC for the most part tomorrow.  But I WILL INTERSPERSE it with Rapular music perhaps mainly The Tribe Was Called Quest.  I dunno exactly!  We'll see how it goes I guess.  DON'T WANNA predict too much based on just one or two days of Music Listenings.  GONNA HAVE TO DO THREE OR FOUR DAYS OF MUSIC LISTENINGS to make blanket predictionings.  YEAH.  Anyway that's it for tonight I'll see ya tomorrow night at the end even though I will start doing this in about half a day overall SEE YA SOON.

-9:03 P.M.

Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Let's Talk About Something Else

    Hey friends.  Here slightly early compared to usualness.  10:14 AM!  Got up around 8:30 AM to get bloodwork.  Went real quicklike.  Had it done at warpspeed.  IS warpspeed a thing.  And if so WHAT.  Lemme LTURQ.  "An Extremely High Speed."  Well that means nothing. Great.  TV studios are making money AT WARP SPEED on streaming services while writers are left out in the cold.  That's a sentence where we can use Warp Speed.  You know that sort of thing.  Anyway.  Ate delicious donut for breakfast.  Delicious and sufficiently hearty!  Had reasonable amount of NightMight over night.  Had some sort of nightmare that required me to use TV as NightLight as well as SOUND NightLight.  Really the SOUND NightLight there.  SURE it provides LIGHT which presumably makes me more comfortable but it's really the Television Dialogue which is soothing after some sort of nightmare.  Anyway.  HOWEVER it was tuned to Baseball Channel.  Gave away that the Mets lost their baseball game before I was ready to hear it.  Oh well.  Shouldn't have had nightmare then!  That's on me!
   Anyway.  Possible today I drop down to what had been standard lunch/dinner time for a long time before the last few weeks.  DELICIOUS HEARTFUL SOUP for lunch.  Freedom Pot Pie for dinner.  WHAT AN IDIOT I didn't specify to have Kreplach on the side.  THEY PUT IT IN THE SOUP.  That's valuable space for SOUP that I LOST.  Instead the krepach was there.  Did I just lose WATER.  Did I possibly even lose CARROT and or chicken and or NOODLES and or WHAT ELSE THEY GOT IN THERE mayeb HERBS?  Either way I LOST SOMETHING and I'm not happy about it.  Hmm.  Watched some IT: II last night.  It's scarier WITH music over it.  JUST LOOK AT THEM ADULT KIDS GO being scared.  I BELIEVE IT EVEN MORE just looking at them.  THEY SELL IT WIT THEIR ACTING.  Good jobs all around.  Anyway.  Back to New In Rock playlist on first walk.  BACK TO HOT COFFEE coming up in a sentence or two.  15% chance I have ham sandwich for lunch.  The good news is that got me to coffee time.
   Wow.  Gotta buy and/or read Keith Richards and/or David Grohl Memoir and/or Autobiographies BUT I'm still in progress of OTHER Books I haven't finished.  Jeff Tweedy song writing book!  Not quite the same kinda book but I should finish it NONETHELESS.  Also I was Re-Reading COMEDY ACADEMIA book  a few months ago but I guess that's not a necessaria book I have to read.  READ IT BEFORE.  Either way what else is up.  TIME FOR SOME JOKES.  Here's a joke IMAGINATION BASEBALL TEAM going JUST OKAY.  THE JOKE IS I WON'T BORE YOU WIT ANYMORE DETAILS.  I could REALLY get into it but I'm not gonna.  Even though YOU WANT ME TO.  Practical Joke.  Not gonna do it!  Should be able to take Entire Eight walks today.  Should be able to do a lot of things today.  Nothing that great.  But lots of things all the same.  More or less same as yesterday.  Maybe meals slightly earlier.  Also slightly different Music Docs.  Watching Hip Hopogrophy Docs instead of Rock N Roll type stuff.  Also IS IT POSSIBLE I watched this Hip Hop 4 season 4 episode each season DOC before?  YES.  Is it possible I watched SOME OF IT and not ALL OF IT?  ALSO YES.  Is it possible MOST OF IT FEELS new to me?  VERY YES.
    Fourth paragraph.  Hmm.  Who wants to play Over/Under on how long it takes for Grandma's Soup to heat up in microwave.  Three Minutes and 29 seconds.  OVER OR UNDER.  I'm gonna say over.  Okay Three Minutes and thirty seconds.  Over under.  AND YOU CAN pick on the dot.  ...Still gonna go with over!  Pretty confidently too.  Send in your guesses to my regular home address.  If you don't know it send in your guesses of my regular home address to someone elses regular home address and they might forward it along to me if it's something they feel like doing.  Hmm.  FORWARDING is a HUGE thing in Internet Mail.  Probably not as convenient in SMAIL NAIL.  I mean SURE it's done ALL THE TIME.  Very RELEVANT and IMPORTANT.  But it's not SO EASY as A CLICK OF THE BUTTON.  What's going on.  COMPLAINING ABOUT DIFFICULTY OF FORWARDING SNAIL MAIL.  Probably pretty simple in office type setting.  As simple as moving one thing from one pile into another pile.  PILES ARE HARDER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK.  You obviously haven't worked with piles before.
    Fifth paragraph. Also you wanna forward this ALL OVER THE PLACE.  Gotta make COPIES and then move the COPIES into LOTS OF PILES.  THIS IS QUICKLY BECOMING QUITE THE HEADACHE.  The important thing is oh right we have Internet Mail now and we have had it for a solid 30 years.  WHEW that was a close one.  KEITH RICHARDS IS GOOD AT POOL.  They showed him playing pool and he hit the ball in an UNOBVIOUS WAY and the other ball hit the end of the table and then went into an UNOBVIOUS pocket and I was like WOW this guy is better at things than he's letting on.  PLAYING US AT POOL and perhaps AT REAL LIFE.  He knows what he's doing EVEN IF IT COMES OFF LIKE HE DOESN'T.  LOOK OUT FOR KEITH RICHARDS is the point.  COULD BE A HUSTLE.  I guess.  What else is going on and crap.  Mets game today is a Three O Clock Plus Ten.  Minutes.  Sounds like I'm solidly looking at that on my Television Set for a few minutes.  Ten.
   Halfway through the Act I!  Said anything good yet.  Complained about Forwarding Snail Mail.  I don't think I ever had to do Multiple Forwards of The Same Mail in my Office Job in that capacity when I had a job but THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN my responsibility if it came up.  AND IT WOULDA TAKEN FOREVER.  Don't like it.  Still though that's not me saying anything good.  IT EVOKES STRONG REACTIONS IN PEOPLE but it's not FUNNY or anything.  Don't think Heir Conditioning People coming tomorrow will muck up my day at all.  Don't even think they're coming into the house.  Gotta deal with FREON.  Freon is a pretty good element.  Gotta wonder what number element it is.  I'm gonna guess 32 on the periodic table.  WHAT'S SO PERIODIC ABOUT IT.  I find it to be a pretty PERMANENT table.  PRETTY COMMITTED TO THIS TABLE WE ARE.  Freon is not on the periodic table.  Well not THIS version of it.  Maybe another version of the periodic table.  Oh well.  Guess I'm Dumb or something.  Let's see what the 32nd element is that they replaced Freon with.  GERMANIUM.  Gotta be careful with that.  ENOUGH SAID right?
    Seventh paragraph.  CAUSE OF NAZIS.  That's why.  Also World War One folks.  ALWAYS up to no good.  Except for last seventy five years.  Pretty decent streak of being Pretty Decent lately??? Not sure exactly.  Probably been up and down and had some bad stretches HEY MAYBE IN A BAD STRETCH RIGHT NOW I DUNNO.  But you get the idea.  Kinda wanted to google Is Germany Good Now but I kinda of DON'T wanna google that EVEN MORE.  So that's what won out in the end.  Hmm.  I THINK I last saw in the news was Germany closed their last Nuclear power plant.  Sounds like a good thing.  NOT BAD GERMANY.  So that's good.  Unless they left the power plant SEMI-operational and now teenagers are gonna go party there CAUSE OF NO SECURITY and start a ruckus and end up causing a meltdown.  IF THAT HAPPENS I'M NO LONGER ON BOARD.  So be careful with that possibility, that's all I'm saying there.  Anyway.  What else do I got going on.  At least teenagers will have BRIEF moment of fun.  Gotta look at the bright side of things.  IS IT ULTIMATELY WORTH IT?  Probably not.  Is there SOME upside?  SURE.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  What else is going on and crap. Not sure what to watch on Television Time when it comes in a couple of hours.  IT: II was pretty good but might save that for later.  IT is pretty scary.  THE CLOWN I MEAN. When I picture clown in my head though I generally picture TV SHOW clown.  What's the actor's name.  I wanna say TIM CURRY.  Main reason I wanna say it is because I believe it to be accurate and the main reason I believe it to be accurate is because IT IS accurate.  Anyway.  Trying NOT to picture it in my mind that much.  Rather picture OTHER things in my mind.  Like NOTHING.  That's my favorite thing to picture in my mind.  JUST LIVE MY LIFE.  Picture WHAT'S IN FRONT OF ME in my mind.  That's what's most CONVENIENT and PRACTICAL.  Makes sense.  Starting super marker order for Friday Morning.  Added SODAES.  NON-FINE TUNED ones.  Just guesstimated the amounts.  GONNA NON-NON fine tune em before the order gets locked later on!
   Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  Is there a redundancy between lunch and dinner SURE.  Chicken is part of soup and part of pot pie.  I KNEW THAT going into the deal.  I figured it was something I was comfortable with overall.  We'll see how comfortable I am with it IN PRACTICE.  Maybe I end up being uncomfortable with it and I can't deal.  I dunno!  Anyway.  Any amount of crunch time I'm dealing with for this act or next act.  NOPE. NOT REALLY.  I'm all good.  Well.  Timewise.  I guess.  Oh right.  It's kinda cool how people who were in on the on NOT EVEN GROUND LEVEL of Hip Hop but BELOW GROUND LEVEL in BASEMENT LEVEL of Hip Hop ARE STILL KINDA NOT THAT OLD.  I guess it's POSSIBLE people born in the 50's could have impacted the beginnings of hip hop but I'M GONNA SAY BASED ON MY ASSUMPTIONS probably it was people born in the early 1960's who started it.  THAT'S REALLY NOT THAT OLD EVEN TODAY.  Really makes ya think.  DO IT.  THINK.  If it didn't make ya think itself I'M GONNA GIVE YA SOME EXTRA ENCOURAGEMENT.
    Last paragraph of the act.  If you were born in 1960 TODAY you are Oh I Don't Know 35.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that one.  LOOK now that I think about it probably a lot of 1950's Borners were the people involved in what was discussed in First Episode of Hip Hop Docu-Series.  NO WAY OF KNOWING THOUGH SO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Am I having anything with GrandFreedom's Soup.  Not sure.  Right now I don't think so.  HEY maybe one of Parent's Mini Rolls.  That sound pretty reasonable.  Gonna have to confirm with Parent that they have one to spare.  Gonna say 9 out of 10 chance they not only have one to spare but would be very encouraging that I have one.  YEAH.  My parents are born from the late 1940's but they had very little role in starting Hip Hop.  So there's THAT to consider.  Hmm. Bathtub is UNPOOLED.  Yesterday there was 5 or 10% water pooled up. TODAY SEEMS TO BE BONE DRY.  I dunno about BONE dry. STILL KINDA WET.  Just not POOLED with water.  Anyway YEAH that's it. SEE YA SOME MORE SOON.

no something other than that

    Hey friends.  Back from Walk II.  Got a solid OH I DON'T KNOW an hour to write this act.  Gonna take roughly half that.  So that's good.  Presumably take a look at New Shirts today.  Try one on for tomorrow.  Maybe try em on ahead of time today!  Maybe don't try em on until I wanna wear them.  Makes sense either way.  Probably not.  Probably only makes sense one way. But I don't know which way it is!  So that's not good.  Gonna have to think about what sandwich meats I wanna have for lunches moving forward for the next two weeks.  IS LEAN SALAMI available.  ALRIGHT MADE SOME BIG DECISIONS going forward with next week lunch.  Shuold I bore you with them.  YES.  I TINK I SHOULDN'T BUT I WILL.  Then again I DON'T WANT TO.  Then again WOW THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  I think I'm gonna NOT RIGHT NOW but I will reserve the right to LATER ON even possibly as soon as REAL SOON.  So that's good.  What else is up.  Paragraph is over.  ABSOLUTELY NOTHING happened in it.  Oh. talked about not knowing whether to wear shirts ahead of time.  That was a blast and a half.
   Four paragraphs to go.  It's AMAZING.  They're interviewing the GREAT GRAND GOD FATHERS of rap and they're just middle aged dudes.  Boggles the mind.  Then again THESE DAYS Old Days know how to look middle aged.  DUNNO HOW THEY DO IT.  But I feel like we've entered an era in human history where older people have successfully cracked the code to look slightly younger.  BY WHICH I MEAN those approaching being on the cusp of almost being elderly can pass for being straight up middle aged.  THAT IN PARTICULAR is what I mean.  SO WE GOT THAT GOING FOR US.  Maybe because of increased life expectancy THEY ARE just straight up middle aged.  CAN'T BE THAT.  Life expectancy is DROPPING RAPIDLY in USA.  I think I read that.  By which I mean I think that was referenced to me by someone else who read it.  GOT IT SECOND HAND BY A RELIABLE SOURCE.  So that's good.  Anyway.  DESPITE the conversation of Passing For Middle Aged Appearance Wise, we COULD use a word for people between Middle Agedness and people who are Elderly.  I KNOW IF I WAS between 60 and 70 Oh I Don't Know TWO I'd want that word.  WANT IT HARDCORE.
    YEP.  Three paragraphs to go.  Let's see what Internet says about boundaries between Words describing AGED-NESS.  WOW it turns out DIFFERENT PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS.  Didn't see THAT ONE coming.  The important thing is MY OPINION MATTERS THE MOST SO I BETTER GET IT RIGHT.  I take My Opnion Mattering The Most very seriously.  Gotta get it as right as possible.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  As long as we have no other word I'm gonna say if you're not elderly you're middle aged.  BUT this is TEMPORARY solution.  Gotta get some people working on a word for 60-72 year old people.  DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE with it is all I'm saying.  Two and a half paragraphs to go.  Anyway.  I gotta be concerned MYSELF with ENTERING middle aged.  Not IMMEDIATELY concerned.  But EXISTENTIALLY concerned.  IN THEORY it's creeping up.  So I got that to look forward to more or less.  GREAT IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING ISN'T IT.  The important thing is my Pre Middle Age Adulthood was VERY productive.  Did some OPEN MICS.  GOT SOME SORT OF COLLEGE DEGREE AT SOME POINT IN SOMETHING.  DON'T HAVE ALL TEH DETAILS.  Sounds vaguely worthwhile.  I guess.  If that was all in A FEW YEARS.  Not ENTIRE Pre-middle age adulthood.  Oh now it sounds extremely Nonworthwhile.  Oh that checks out too I guess.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Two to go.  Yep that's what penultimate means particularly in this context. Hmm.  No standing in sewage water for me for today's shower.  LIVING IT UP!  I can always bucket some water from toilet into the bathtub to mimic the experience.  But that's something I DON'T want to do.  So not sure why I would do that.  Hmm.  Bucket is a verb.  Ya use a bucket to do it.  Use a bucket to bucket up some water into the bucket.  Use the bucket to bucket out the water into the bathtub.  BUCKETING WATER.  Seems pretty reasonable to me.  Only problem is no bucket immediately available to me.  Also probably some other problems.  That's one of the main ones though.  Hmm.  Solid chance I watch some IT: II before Tonight Post Entry.  GOOD MOVIE.  WANNA SEE MORE.  I bet IT shows up here and there.  YOU CALL A MOVIE IT YOU'RE GONNA WANNA SHOW SOME IT IN IT.  I dunno.  Only one more paragraph to go for this act.  Amazing.  MAYBE I LET YOU IN ON UPCOMING LUNCHES.  We'll see!
   Hmm.  I dunno.  See no reason to deviate from listening to New In Rock playlist on Walk III.  MIGHT SEE REASON TO DEVIATE if I hit a streak of 2 or 3 songs that DISPLEASE ME.  It's happened before.  It will happen again!  We'll see how that goes.  Probably put on ALBUM or something if that happens.  Album I am FAMILIAR WITH.  And LIKE.  TWO CRITERIA that BOTH must be met.  Well maybe just LIKE.  Somehow I KNOW I like it but somehow AMN'T Familiar with it?  MAYBE that's good enough IF SOMEHOW it's possible.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Veggie Burger, Salami, and Turkey are sandwiches for next two weeks.  Sushi, Beef Lasagna, and herbed shicken with sweet potatoe and broccoli are super marker lunches for next week.  THERE YA GO. LUNCH TALK.  Also BREAD TALK for sandwiches for next two week WE'RE TALKIN WHITE BREAD.  Okay.  That wasn't as boring as I thought it might be.  WELL YEAH IT WAS.  But it went QUICKER.  I was imagining it would take up more space.  WENT BY PRETTY QUICKLY ALL IN ALL.  Nowe we can MOVE ON with Your Lives.  See ya toinght. 
   

Well We're Out Of Time

    Hey friends!  Another successful day down.  At this point what counts as an UNSUCCESSFUL day.  Dying.  DEATH.  Or some sort of onset of Major Illness or Injury.  That'd be as low as a 4 out of 10 or 3 out of 10 day.  BUT sine that didn't happen, "GREAT SUCCESS," DAY.  Hmm.  Had delicious Soup for lunch.  Freedom Pot Pie for dinner.  That settles that.  Watched more Hip Hop Doc-U-SERIOUS? and then re-watched almost all of Notorious.  Down to the last 22 minutes INCLUDING credits.  Which LET'S BE HONEST WITH OURSELVES AND OTHERS is about 16 minutes of NON CREDITS.  Credits. The movie Creed.  Creedits.  The movie It.  Sorry.  Just blacked out there for a second.  Not really.  But that's the excuse I'm gonna go with if anyone calls out the nonsense I was just spewing.  GONNA PRETEND I LOST CONCIOUSNESS.  It's the least worst of all potential possible explanations I could think of.  Anyway.  Gotta imagine I finish Notorious when this is over.  THEN I don't know what to do.  THEN after That Then I REALLY don't know what to do.
    Four paragraph to go.  Speculation Baseball Team knocked it out of the park today.  Which is good-- GOOD FOR ME.  Hey that's great.  Had entire eight walks.  Amazin'.  Tomorrow breakfast can either be a variation of Classic Breakfast with QUEST BAR replacing Pop Tart (I JUST BOUGHT 2 One-Off Quest Barrs-- Oatmeal Chocolate Chip AND/OR Double Chocolate Chunk) OR Frozen Egg Breakfast Sandwich.  I HOPE ITS BREAKFAST SANDWICH.  Those are DELICIOUS and NUTRITIONFILLED if only there was a way I can describe that concept that rhymed with Delicious OH WELL BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS unless they felt like narrowing down their begging options WHICH I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND.  Anyway what else do I got going on for me tonight.  Maybe watch some more IT: II after Notorious I.  As far as I know there is no Notorious II IN THE PIPELINE as they say in HollywoodSpeak.  Anyway.  EBERT LOVED NOTORIOUS.  3.5 stars.  OUT OF A POSSIBLE I WANNA SAY 4.5 STARS. 
    Three paragraphs to go.  Then one would imagine my life would be complete for a good while.   You know like maybe as high as up to 75 minutes.  I'd wager probably maybe an hour at least.  Seems pretty reasonable.  Anyway what else do I got going on in my life on the verizon.  HMM.  Got an e-mail inviting me to take COMEDY CLASS in a month.  So I got NOT ACCEPTING that invitation on the verizon.  That's one thing I can do.  What else is there.  Gotta imagine I'll continue getting lots of spam emails that I will either completely ignore OR read and then NOT donate or contribute or engage with.  THAT's something productive.  SPECULATION BASEBALL keep-em-up-withs.  THAT'S GREAT.  I COULD WIN AS MUCH AS 20 DOLLARS by the end of the baseball season if I do that to the best of my ability so IN ALL HONESTY that's A WORTHWHLIE AS FUCK thing.  Basically ALL THE PIECES ARE COMING TOGETHER ONCE AND FOR ALL.
   Penultimate paragraph of the entry ONCE AND FOR ALL.  Think I'm gonna eat some saltines later tonight.  Kind of a misleading statement.  ALREADY just ate a few saltines 90 seconds ago.  Hmm.  Notorious Big had a rhyme about eating sardines for dinner.  Not sure what that's supposed to mean.  Pretty evocative though.  I THINK it's supposed to mean Poverty.  I get the sense oh if you're eating sardines for dinner that's a negative thing.  I just didn't know eating sardines for dinner was a thing for ANYONE rich OR poor  Either way.  Sardines. Saltines.  YOU CAN SEE HOW I GOT CONFUSED.  I didn't get confused.  YOU COULD SEE HOW I MIGHT CONFUSE YOU THOUGH.  Hmm.  Probably starting to confuse you more the further I go on I feel.  GOOD.  CONFUSION IS A GIFT.  USE IT.  That's how I feel.  Hmm.  Got one meal left for this super marker week which is Thursday.  Ham sandwich.  NO communal dinner tomorrow night, either.  POSSIBLE I have Home WildCard, possible I go with multi--part'r delivery.  NOTHIN CONFUSIN BOUT THAT. Well it's about 30% confusing.  But a very significant amount of it is unconfusing.
    Last paragraph of the entry!  The important thing is I will have SUCH A RESERVE of beer from this week going into next week that all I need is to get a Single Six pack of beer for next week.  WOW.  That's the important thing?  Sounds like my life is pretty frivolous these days.  That's a relief.  I was worried life was consequential and serious.  THIS IS A HUGE LOAD OFF MY BACK.  Whew.  Anyway what else is up.  Not happy with how many calories gum I got is.  FIVE calories per gum SO THEY SAY.  Every other gum I ever got they say is, ">5" calories.  And if you look it up online REAL SLEUTH LIKE you'd usually find it's 2.5 or 3.5 or 3.  THEY SAY 5.  NOT A FAN.  GONNA BE GAINING WEIGHT LIKE TEHRE"S NO TOMORROW.  AND I WAS REALLY BANKING ON THERE BEING A TOMORROW.  Otherwise TODAY WAS A REAL BUST.  REALLY SHOULDA BEEN DOING MORE WITH TODAY if there's no tomorrow.  FUCKED IT UP BAD upon furhter introspection.  Hmm.  I guess that's about it for today.   See ya tomorrow presumably I guess!

-8:59 P.M.

Tuesday, April 18, 2023

I've Endured Worse Things

    Hey friends.  Up relatively early compared to getting up late!  10:22 AM!  Go... Wait no it's 10:23 AM.  Anyway.  Easily fit in 3 walks in early part of day with NO crunchtime whatsoever.  HOWEVER it IRONICALLY which is a word I DON'T THROW AROUND LIGHTLY except for in this instance might mean I take ONE LESS walk ovrrall.  Getting up sligthly earlier means I might eat lunch earlier which means I might eat dinner earlier which means I might take one less walk during what would be When I would Have Early Dinner but NOT Late Dinner. NOT EXPLAINING IT GREAT.  But the point is FOR TODAY Solid Seven Walks OR Entire Eight Walks.  Waking Up Early means earlier lunch and dinner which means possibly skipping a walk because of earlier dinner so less time to take walks pre-dinner.  THAT'S NOT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND NOW THAT I PHRASE IT 50% BETTER.  Anyway.  Woke up a bit past 8:30.  Went to laundromat a bit before 9:00!  Went to DUNK THEM DONUTS after laundromat because my Mother wanted a Cappuchino.  Got myself ICED COFFEE.  And donut for Tomorrow Breakfast.  ICED COFFEE IS GREAT.  It combines the coffee of a hot coffee with the coldness of a carbonated beverage!
    YEAH.  Possible I ate nothing overnight.  Possible I ate one thing.  Possible something else happened what do I know.  Anyway.  Had EARLY relative indulgance breakfast of 2 iced cream sandwiches.  WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES.  See how what goes.  THE ICE CREAM GOES THROUGH DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.  I hope it goes through digestive system.  And not LIMBIC system.  Not 100% sure what Limbic System.  I may not even HAVE a Limbic System.  Might be some ohter kinda system outside my body.  I HOPE I have a limbic system thuogh.  Seems like something to aspire to.  Let's LTURQ.  Oh.  BRAIN THING.  High Level Processing of Sensory Informatoin.  Oh.  Like when I eat the ice cream.  Processing the taste and whatknot.  Well that was fun I guess. Kinda DONE with it now.  Too bad.  Anyway.  Communal Dinner one way or another tonight.  Looks like DELI is a strong contender.  Been a DOGLET'S AGE since we had Deli because it was closed for Passover the last 200,000 years.  I don't KNOW what Dog is short for.  Probably not Doglet.  Gotta be something LONGER than six letters.  Otherwise it's not that pointful.
   Hmm.  No need to go get coffee now.  I've had it all this time.  Gotta remember to stock Fridge with New Beer.  Ordered up some Coors Mountains Lights on Friday.  Just finished Previous Beers YESTERDAY (Monday).  Yesterday.  All my troubles seemed so far away.  Now it looks as though they're here to stay.  Oh I believe in yesterday.  NO YOU DON'T.  You JUST SAID, "Now it looks as though they're [the problems] here to stay."  YOU CLEARLY DON'T believe in yesterday unless you've had a change of heart within the last 3 seconds.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into The Logic Of Lyrics.  I could easily be wrong.  JUST MY FIRST IMPRESSION I COULD easily be wrong.  Anyway.  Dad wants me to stop off in Bakery today, too.  Bakery I went to a dozen or two times on my walk in OLDEN times pre-pandemic.  We're talkin 2018?  2019?  POSSIBLY A 2017?  Either way.  Maybe pick up a chocolated chip cookie.  Take PICTURES of their selections display.  I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT.  I haven't ever Cased A Joint in my life.  Feels like it'll be fun.
   Hmm.  Fourth paragraph.  METS WON yesterday.  My Imagination Baseball team had a great first day of the week.  Mets game today is at bedtime again.  10:10.  1010 wins.  Radio Station that MAY have been a station that was relevant to me when I used to have Radio Station in my life.  POSSIBLY played Oh I Don't Know YANKEE games?  Lemme LTURQ.  Not seeing any history about Baseball Games and 1010 Wins.  Hmm.  The point is SOMETHIN about 1010 Wins.  I heard ADS for 1010 wins on other radio stations?  IS THAT POSSIBLE?  My parents listened to 1010 Wins for some WEIRD REASON?  I dunno!  Anyway.  RADIO.  We used to listen to radio IN THE CAR.  IT WAS WEIRD.  RADIO 660.  That was either Mets Games or Yankee games.  Right?  Lemme LURQ THAT sucker.  Looks like they cover and/or play the New York Sports.  COVER FOR SURE.  PLAY the games?  I THINK they do.  I DON'T KNOW.  I'M GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS IF IT KILLS ME.   OK METS GAMES ARE ON something else.  YANKEE GAMES ARE ON 660.  AMAZING.  Also guess what IT DIDN'T EVEN KILL ME.
   Fifth paragraph.  Had a nightmare last night I ran out of clean shirts stored in the dryer.  LUCKILY when I woke up I found I had OH I DON'T KNOW 3-6 shirts left.  And when I say 3-6 I mean AFTER the shirt I took out for today.  So that's good Nightmare Crisis ADVERTED.  Wonder how long Large Iced Coffee gonna last me.  Easily through Acts I and II I feel.  Possibly entire day.  Gonna drink SODAE during meals.  HMM haven't talked about Potential MEALS much yet.  Anyway.  Wide Alfredo or Ham Sandwich for lunch.  WIDE ALFREDO is the way to go.  Very possible Ham Sandwich could be CLOSE TO A REDUNDANCY with a Deli Dinner for tonight.  If we Gettin' Deli YA'LL KNOW I'm getting a Freedom Pot Pie for tomorrow.  Possibly a THIRD THING beyond that and something for tonight for a lunch for tomorrow (with the loser between ham sanwdich and wide alfredo slotting in for lunch on Thursday).  HMM.  Dinner tonight could be GREAT.  I dunno.  GOT SOME IDEAS PERCOLATING.  Could be something halfway indulgant.  And by halfway I MEAN TWO THIRDS.
   Halfway through Act.  WHAT AN ACT SO FAR.  I wrote some of it.  That's pretty good I guess.  Hmm.  Deli YA NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY DELIVER.  Presumably ANYTIME between 6 O Clock PM and 7 O Clock PM.  Other places, we put in order at 6, presumably they usually come between 6:35 and 7:00.  THIS PLACE YA JUST NEVER KNOW.  Anyway it's IMPORTANT because IT EFFECTS WALKINGS.  Anyway.  Picking up LAUNDROMAT crap today.  COULD ALSO EFFECT THINGS.  The point is YA JUST NEVER KNOW.  What else is the point.  WHAT TO WATCH ON THE TELEVISION SET.  A day or two ago I started watching UNFORGIVEN because it looks like a Very Good Movie HOWEVER after watching the first couple of scenes I'm pretty sure I put this on a few months ago and paid No Attention to it.  Probably would get something out of watching it And Paying Attention to It.  Gonna have to put some real thought into that one.  Hmm.  I just put some Real Thought Into It.  Still leaning against not doing it.  Oh well such is life.
   Seventh paragraph.  WHAT ELSE IS INTERESTING still POSSIBLE I eat later lunch today.  Maybe that's just how I like it IN GENERAL nowadays.  Said anything interesting in Act Yet.  Hmm.  Figured out what radio plays the Mets and Yankees Games. ALMOST.  I DID find out what plays the Mets games but I don't think I told you.  Better Say It on The Website just for References Sake.  WCBS Newsradio 880.  GOOD.  Now the entry is WORTH something.  WORTH IT'S WEIGHT IN COPPER.  How much is copper worth.  Gotta be worth something.  Can't be MUCH.  Gotta lotta pennies.  Can't be worth too much combined.  Oh well.  What am I watching on Television Time again going forward today.  NOT UNFORGIVEN.  Oh Yeah.  Hmm.  Find a good Dramatic Film to watch NONETHELESS.  Hmm.  Music Dramatic Documentary.  Seen a few interesting ones on The Netflix that I could go through.  That shouldn't be too bad.  I wouldn't be shocked if House Party was based on a true story.  Probably even over 50% true which I TINK makes it technically a Doc.  Can't say how truthful House Parties II through III are.  Oh well.  I think I saw all The House Parties a few years ago.  Except for the reboot.  IT DIDN'T EXIST when I saw the House Parties.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Amazing.  Not sure I'm comfortable with reboot.  I don't know what Rap Music is like these days.  Going into House Party I had an Extremely Vague but still RELATIVE passing knowledge of what that music was like.  Because IT EXISTED during my lifetime and I had been EXPOSED to it somehow here and there.  NEW REBOOT?  I haven't had time in my life to be exposed to it even extremely vaguely and in relatively passing knowledge situations.  HMM SOUNDS LIKE I SHOULD SEE IT THEN.  No time like the present to be exposed to relatively passing knowledge of New Music!  Anyway what else is up.  Continued New In Rock playlist on Walk I.  Hmm.  Walk II is walk where I COULD stop off in Bakery.  FEELS LIKE I wanna put it off till walk IV but now that I think about it NO GOOD REASON not to put it off.  Other than LAZINESS.  Which is THE BEST REASON OF THEM ALL.  Laziness gets a TERRIBLE rap in terms of reasons for doing and/or not doing things.  UNFAIR. LAZINESS MAKES TE WORLD GO AROUND.  That's how I feel.  GIVE LAZINESS A CHANCE.
   Penultimate paragraph.  How deep am I into Iced Coffee.  Looks like about 20% but KEEP IN MIND melting ice can make things complicated one way or another.  AND I'M NOT SURE IF IT's One Way OR The Other Way.  Can't really picture it.  WAIT.  This is like global warming.  Melting Ice Caps cause sea level to rise.  Melting ice cubes cause level of iced coffee toe rise.  THEN AGAIN however much it LOOKED LIKE I had from the start-- it LOOKED LIKE I had that much BECAUSE ICE CUBES were already taking up that much space.  So it's not like the Sea Level Raised because Ice Cubes Melted.  Coffee Sea Level Was Already High because Ice Cubes Were Taking Up Space ALREADY AS SOLID ICE CUBES.  Oh Makes Sense That's Great.  The point is hmm.  There's a good lyric for Ice Cube in his romantic rap.  Must be global warming I felt cause girl you're making me melt.  Somethign along those lines.  He can figure it out better than me HE'S THE RAPPER.  Also Ice Cube is a VERY grown men.  At his age I DON'T TINK You're gonna, "MELT," from being in love.  Could be wrong.  Just feels like You Fall In Love MORE ADULT LIKE.  What do I know though.
    Last paragraph of the act.  How old is Ice Cube exactly. I'm gonna say 72.  Let's see.  53.  In all honesty if I was giving a real guess WOULDA NAILED IT.  Probably woulda said 52.  IN ALL HONESTY'S SAKE.  Wait a second.  Ice Cube has written roughly 3,000-6,000 rhymes.  OF COURSE he's referenced himself MELTING at some point.  Maybe not from GLOBAL WARMING.  But it must have come up at some point.  I'M NO GENIUS.  I'm a JOHNNY COME LATELY if anything.  SUCH IS LIFE.  Better late than never I guess.  Possible it was used AGAINST HIM in a Battle Rap.  Seems like something that would work as a DIS more.  Anyway what else is up.  Figure I'll stop off at bakery on upcoming walk.  Couldn't hurt I guess.  Wonder how many pictures I'll need to take.  Can't just take one picture of entire thing.  WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE OUT EVERYTHING.  Gonna probably have to take 3-5 pictures close up so you can make out every selection.  WELL THAT'S IT SEE YA IN A LITTLE BIT.

don't get better than this

    Hey friends.  Back here for some more paragraphs.  Went to bakery!  Got did Three cookies.  We're talkin CHOCOLATE CHIP.  Small Big cookies.  Not small cookies.  Maybe BIG Medium Cookies.  Nah.  Gonna go with Very Small Big Cookies.  THIN.  Gonna go with VERY BULKY Thin.  Lots of chocolate chips on top.  Pretty crunchy not NOT TOTALLY CRUNCHY.  Anyway got three of those suckers for him.  Took pictures of everything they got displayed.  NOT AS MUCH DISPLAYED AS I REMEMEBRED.  Thought I was gonna need to take like 8 pictures.  ONLY NEEDED 4.  Anyway.  That's over and done with.  Now we gotta do the next thing that needs to be over and done with which appears to be THIS.  So that's pretty good.  Based on Hunger as of now leaning towards having Later Lunch today.  STILL TOO EARLY to make a determination one way or another.  YEAH.  THERE'S A TRADE AFOOT in my Fantasy Baseball League.  Interesting trade!  Seems fair.  I LIKE IT.  Very Good But Injured Started for Flash In The Pan Outfielder.  Injured Starter should return in a month or so.  Flash in the pan outfielder NAILING IT the first 3 weeks of season but who knows.  I LIKE TRADES THAT REALLY MAKE YA TINK.  It's a good one.
    Four more paragraphs to go.  How long do I have to write the rest of this act?  Fifty minutes.  It's a lot of time!  Amazing.  About halfway through Iced Coffee as far as I can tell.  Hmm.  Went with SKIM MILK AND SPLENDA.  Gave NO thought ahead of time as to what Artificial Sweetener I wanted.  I guess I just defaulted to Splenda.  Not sure HOW or WHY.  I guess Big Splenda subliminal Advertising Campaign WON ME OVER at some point over the course of my Artificial Sweetener Life.  Either way I have no REGRETS exactly.  I mean I MIGHT if I get cancer from it DOWN THE ROAD.  But at THIS POINT can't really complain.  Hmm.  Think I asked for FIVE splenda but didn't specify how much SKIM MILK.  Gotta specify HOW MUCH THAT TOO.  They gave me, "Four," Skim Milk.  What does that mean exactly?  That's between THEM and GOD.  And/or anyone else who knows.  Probably a pretty simple unit that escapes me as of this moment.  Teapsoon.  Tablespoon.  SOMESORTA spoon would be my best guess.  Can't be a cup.  That'd be too much!
    Three paragraphs to go.  How much calories is FOUR Skim Milk.  Probably more calories than I'm used to in my Daily Coffee.  Which is none.  or Five.  I think coffee itself rounds off to around Five.  SO THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.  Anyway what else is up.  If I didn't get donut from Dunk Them Donuts I probably would have gotten something from Bakery.  WHAT I CANNOT SAY.  Possibly same thing I got for my Dad.  POSSIBLY SOME OTEHR CRAP I wasn't really paying attention to anything.  Got pictures though. POSSIBLY OF HIGH ENOUGH QUALITY I CAN DETERMINE THE THINGS THAT THEY OFFER BESIDES THE ONE COOKIE WE KNOW ABOUT.  That was what I was aiming for at least.  Hmm.  Was tempted to get MORE INDULGENT donut because this donut is slightly less calories than I've grown accustomed to for breakfast.  OH WELL.  If IT WORKS then WHY NOT.  SAVE ME SOME CALORIES.  THAT WAY I AM LOSING WEIGHT AT BREAKNECK SPEED.  So that's good.  I've YET TO SEE an explanation for why Long Ago they phased out Marble Frosted donuts into Chocolate Frosted and/or SOMETIMES Vanilla Frosted.  THE PEOPLE LOVED MARBLE FROSTED.  What The Hell is WRONG WITH YOU.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  Too difficult to make I guess.  Cost an extra few cents making the swirls of chocolate and vanilla.  MORE COST EFFECTIVE to make all chocolate AND/OR all vanilla.  WELL THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.  When you put it that way I CAN'T REALLY ARGUE with Sound Business Decisions.  At the same time I'm still not happy about it.  Deli got CHILI DOG.  Don't think I ever had a CHILI DOG.  Sound interesting though.  Come with FRIES.  I'm in the mood for some FRY.  Have HALF OF THEM.  Haveother half with UPCOMING HAM SANDWICH.  THIS MIGHT BE THE BREAKTHROUGH I'm looking for re: Meals for this week.  Anyway.  Also you get SODA with this meal for some reason.  You HAVE to get it with soda.  Looks like I GET DIET BLACK CHERRY for some reason.  Never get it otherwise.  Now I have to get it.  I GUESS THAT'S A POSITIVE DEVELOPMENT AS WELL.  Look odds are AGAINST this meal happening but IT'D SURE BE AN INTERESTIND DEVELOPINGMENT FOR MY LIFE TO GO DOWN THAT ROAD.
   Last paragraph of the Daytime Day.  Let's see.  Water in bathtub isn't completely drained!  Only about 95% drained.  And that 5% that is pooled is pooled in THE WORST POSSIBLE PLACE.  That's EXACTLY where I'ma be standing.  So that's not great.  Oh well.  Maybe I can stand more in the middle of shower.  Water still be hitting me at that point.  I can't stand ALL TEH WAY on the other end.  I don't think water gonna make it THAT far.  But the middle?  Sure why not that could work.  Hmm.  I FEEL if I have LateLunch then Coffee should late me JUST ABOUT up until then.  Pretty much on target for that kind of First Half Of The Day.  IS TAHT AN ACCURATE HALF.  Lemme Crunch The Numbers.  YEP CHECKS OUT MORE OR LESS RIGHT ON TARGET FOR HALF OF THE WAKING DAY.  It's IMPORTANT I get it exactly right.  WELL that's good I'll see ya tonight.

Shouldn't Be A Problem

    Hi friends.  It's your reciprocal friend, me!  I did the thing where There Was A Day and I lived through it.  LUNCH.  Alfredo Wide Style.  DINNER.  No Chili Dog.  Locks Egged And UnYen Omlet.  Potato pancake!  Slice of, "Rye," bread!  THAT'S MEAL TALK.  Did Laundromat pick up.  Watched documentary on THE Keith Richards.  NOT SOME OTHER KEITH RICHARDS that may or may not exist.  THE ONE YOU'RE PROBABLY TINKING OF.  Started watching VERY Multy Part episode of Hip-Hop Documentary.  So far I made it to RAPPERS DELIGHT.  About halfway into episode II it is.  Here's my pitch for an article several months into the CRAZE of Rappers Delight where there's people starting to get REALLY tired of it-- "Rappers Delight-Full?"  INVENT ME A TIME MACHINE SO I CAN PITCH THAT TO MY EDITORS AT I WANNA SAY THE DAILY BUGLE?  Anyway.  Got me some Grandmas Soup with KREPLACH and Ham Sandwich as next two lunches PROBS in that order.  Chicken Pot Pie for tomorrow dinner PROBABLY in that order.  Can't fathom having The One Thing For The One Thing in any other order.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Anyway.  Took entire eight walks today.  Gonna get up early to go get blood work done tomorrow.  PROBS gonna be able to fit in 3 walks in early part of day tomorrow LEADING ME towards an entire eight walks over all tomorrow. I DUNNO THOUGH.  WHO KNOWS how long I'll be waiting for blood work to be done.  TWENTY MINUTES.  TWENTY THREE MINUTES.  COULD BE PRACTICALLY ANYTHING.  Hmm.  Anyway.  You know that sort of thing.  What sort of thing.  The minute thing.  That was the last thing I said.  I GUESS.  Put on NON-Music Doc after this so I can LISTEN TO MUSIC OVER whatever I put on.  I don't listen to enough music on walks.  GOTTA LISTEN TO MORE.  SURROUND SOUND MIDSHELF SPEAKERS.  Also it's MIDSHELF because they're HALFWAY THROUGH THE ROOM vertically.  Not quite on the floor.  Not quite on the ceiling.  ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH.  On SURFACES like desks and whatknot.  Shelves.  MIDSHELF.
   Anyway.  Sounds like I got three more paragraphs to go.  Well I used Intellectual Capabilities to determine it.  Didn't HEAR IT from any external source.  THAT'D BE WEIRD.  Opened up AMAZON box of gum.  Lookin' like the flavor is POLAR ICE.  Tried a piece.  TOTALLY FORGOT TO REGISTER WHAT IT TASTED LIKE.  Can't really say it tasted like ANYTHING.  Tasted like COLD.  Oh okay.  This is Vaguely COLD Flavored Gum.  Gotcha.  Fair enough.  Anyway.  Found two Book I wanna get.  KEITH RICHARD themed Autobiography.  David Grohl themed Autobiography.  BOOM.  Two books.  I can read them.  NOW THE BALL IS IN MY COURT to get them.  Then once I get them GET THE BALL OUT OF MY COURT.  What good is it.  Never gonna play basketball ever again.  ALREADY BOUGHT THE TWO BOOKS.  Maybe someone else needs the ball more than I do now.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  Maybe figure out if I can resume IT: II where I left it off.  THAT WOULD BE A QUALITY TING TO PUT ON THE TELVISION.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Great stuff.  You know what would be good.  Eating some sort of ice cream sandwich IN THEORY.  But then again let's just move on with our lives.  I dunno what a good back-up idea is though.  PLUMB OUT OF IDEAS.  ODDLY ENOUGH I am gonna eat something soon and ya know what VERY low chance Iced Cream Sandwich or ANYTHING Ice Cream.  Ya know what VERY HIGH CHANCE Rye Bread.  Gonna enjoy that rye bread real good.  I WISH I WAS EATING IT RIGHT NOW.  Maybe I CAN be eating it right now.  Or PRETTY SOON at least.  But THAT'D BE CHEATING.  If I wanna BE A GOOD GUY I'd wait until Entry Is Over to eat Rye Bread.  PLAY IT SAFE & DO THE RIGHT TING.  Hmm gonna get a 2nd beer though that's good.  AIMING FOR AN AMAZING 3 TONIGHT NOT SURE WHY JUST BECAUSE I LIKE DOING TINGS SOMETIMES BECAUSE IT MIGHT WORK OUT IN TEH END.  Ya never know.  It's possible!  Think I'll eat that slice of rye bread too.
   Last paragraph of the night!  Wanna hear something weird?  AT SOME POINT IN MY LIFE I WILL STOP WRITING THIS WEBSITE EVERY DAY.  And if not, at the very least AT SOME POINT IN MY LIFE I WILL STOP LIVING.  So either way THIS WILL END.  So we REALLY got that to look forward to.  I can't even imagine what a wonderful future that would be.  Probably midshelf wonderful.  Somewhere between good and Orgasmic.  ya know a CRUDDY ORGASM.  Something along those lines would be my hypothesis.  Ate rye bread.  Ate the crust first.  Then balled up the main part of it and stuffed it down my gullet.  IT WAS WEIRD but IT WAS GOOD.  I'd do it again too if I had the opportunity.  Probably.  COULD ALWAYS HAVE ONION'D ROLL.  Could always have lots of things.  The point is we finished another entry.  ME writing it.  YOU for moral support.  GUY BEHIND YOU for moral supporting your moral support.  SORRY IF THAT SPOOKED YA.  Either way that's about it.  See ya tomorrow.

-9:39 P.M.

Monday, April 17, 2023

Say What I Will

    Hey friends.  10:59 AM!  Almost the same amount of Extreme Crunch Time as yesterday.  HOWEVER less safety net of eating into my Dad's walking time.  He's got doctor appointment later in afternoon!  Can't afford to push his walk back as much as 15 minutes.  ULTIMATELY yesterday I was able to fit in all the paragraphs and all the walks before his normal walk scheudle.  NO GUARENTEE I can do it again today.  So I'll fit in the three Early Part Of Day walks SURE but I might be a paragraph or two short.  IN WHICH CASE thinking I might add em on soon in early/mid afternoon instead of with Act III!  WOW. Finished Robert Johnson Doc.  TURNS OUT SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO PLAY THE GUITAR AND NOT THE DEVIL.  WEIRD STUFF.  But he taught him in a graveyard.  That's sufficiently spooky.  I can settle for that amount of spookiness.  They met up at midnight and sat on tombstones and played so THE HAINTS would help them.  Good deal. Watching that YES my instinct was THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE I GOTTA DO THAT.
    Hmm.  Closest thing I ever came was busking outside of Penn station at 3 am.  WAS I BUSKING?  Or was I just playing to kill time before train for 45 minutes.  SECOND THING. But 2 or 3 people gave me money.  MOST MUSICIAN THING I EVER DONE.  Memories that will last a life time.  Well so far it's been a lifetime.  Gotta imagine I get full blown dementia at some point.  Or at least partial blown dementia.  Or amnesia.  Look lots of conditions I can look forward to.  Hmm.  The point is AS OF THIS MOMENT I got about 55 minutes to play with for the rest of Act I.  NOT SO BAD.  Pretty reasonable I can finish a 10 paragraph Act I in that amount of time.  NO GUARENTEES THOUGH.  Life comes with no guarentees.  Hmm.  Gotta be a dozen or two guarentees.  Lemme think about that.  I DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT LIFE GUARENTEES.  Sure I do.  IT'S GREAT WEBSITE FODDER.  People wanna know WHAT LIFE GUARENTEESI COME UP WITH.  Hmm. Coffee time.  I'll think about it while TRAVELING to get coffee in theory.
   OH.  Right.  DEATH AND TAXES.  Not really.  Gotta be some societies in the world right now with NO TAXES.  Certainly IN HISTORY OF WORLD no Taxes.  Also I said LIFE not HUMAN LIFE.  I would venture to guess SOME animals have equivalent of Taxation.  Not necessarily with CAPITAL as we know it.  But some sort of taxation system.  I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT EXACTLY-- ASK THEM ABOUT IT.  Anyway.  Death isn't a guarentee of life.  It's its OWN thing.  NOT A PART OF LIFE AT ALL.  Hmm.  Had reasonable amount of NightMight snacking!  Only one thing again!  Semi-regularly large thing.  200 calorie iced cream sandwich.  In large scheme of things not TOO large a thing!  Had early breakfast of black and white cookie.  YEAH.  Mcdonalds for lunch.  Presumably Relaitvely Late lunch.  Aiming for Pizza Pie dinner. A FOURTH OF A PIE.  I'll count it out myself if I have to.  WAIT A SECOND what if I get Sicily Style Pizza.  Then I DUNNO.  Could be 2/9ths ofa pie.  Could be 3/10ths.  I've seen PIzzarias make Sicily Style Pies Cut Into Different Amount Of Slices.
   WOW.  Anyway.  Could be a communal delivery.  Could be a Pick-Em-Up.  WHO KNWOS.  Hmm.  Should be able to fit in an entire eight walks though.  THAT'S GOOD STUFF.  SURE.  What else is guarenteed besides death and taxes.  Hmm. Become a billionaire.  Then taxes isn't quite guaranteed.  What about death.  They still gotta die.  For now.  YEAH THAT'LL SHOW EM.  SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT.  DYING WITH THE REST OF US.  So that's good news.  New week of Speculation Baseball.  Team I am facing this week is called Master D's Boss Team.  Which means the guy's Yahoo's Account Name is Master D and they gave him this Team Name as a Generical.  Anyway.  After two weeks I am in SOLE POSSESSION of 4th place out of 12 with 11 wins, 9 losses and 0 ties in the Statistical Categories.  DECENT START LET'S KEEP IT GOING.  Mets game tonight at Oh I Don't Know IN THE TEN'S OF O' CLOCKS.  Let's LTURQ even though it means nothing to me On Account of I'm Long Done With Watching TV At That Time.  If not asleep ON MY WAY to falling asleep.  10:10 PM.  Hmm.
   Fifth paragraph!  Still got 40 minutes to write six paragraphs.  VERY plausible.  See how that goes and whatknot.  Hmm.  I'm sick of talking about Death And Taxes!  I feel like it comes up every 6-8 weeks because it's always on my mind WHAT THE HELL HAS LIFE GOT FOR ME.  NOTHING?  Oh.  Death And Taxes.  Right.  Nothing else though.  Gotcha.  So that's good.  Gotta remember that one again in 6-8 weeks.  Maybe THAT TIME I'll figure out something else Life Got In Store For Me.  Or at least Everyone In General.  Everyone In General INCLUDES ME.  I don't care if it's Just Me or Everyone.  WORKS FOR ME either way.  Anyway I dunno.  Listening to some I wanna say New In Rock playlist on Walk I.  Starting to get used to a lot of these songs.  Heard em 2-4 songs.  Decent songs though!  HAPPY to get used to them.  SHOULD be getting used to them.  It'd be nice to remember these song titles.  BANDS I could take or leave.  But THESE SONG TITLES ARE GOING PLACES.  Ugh.  Anyway.  What am I watching on Television Set today First Things First.  Main Contenders are Fredddy's Nightmares and The Crossover.  First Instinct is CROSSOVER. 
    Sounds like first instinct was Freddy's Nightmares.  Cause I said it first.  I dunno.  Crossover is more EASY GOING.  FREDDY I DUNNO.  Anyway.  Lots of graphic violence and even EROTICNESS in Freddy's Nightmares.  More Graphicness than I expected.  WHAT CHANNEL WAS THIS ON and HOW LATE.  It was aired, "In Syndication."  Does that just mean Random Places Random Time.  Hmm.  Lemme LURQ more specifically.  Not seeing anything.  WHAT A GYP.  People wanna know WHEN AND WHERE this aired.  You know.  PEOPLE.  LIKE ME.  What else is going on.  Anyway.  Pretty decent show all in all.  LOOK AT FREDDY GO.  That's how I feel constantly throughout all the episodes.  Always up to no good even when he's not part of the plot.  DOIN WEIRD STUFF during cut scenes.  CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.  Hmm.  Sixth paragraph right now.  Sounds like four more paragraphs after this one.  SOUNDS LIKE I GOT about a couple of minutes more than Half an hour.  Sounds like PRETTY DOABLE if you ask me.  DON'T ASK ME.  I NEED SILENCE please.
   Hmm.  Let's round it to HALF AN HOUR.  EASY.  If anything NECESSARY.  Hmm.  Bathtub is completely drained.  Maybe a little moist.  If you touch bottom of the barrel of the bathtub right near the drain gonna feel a little wet.  But no water or anything POOLED up.  So I'm relatively comfortable with that development.  Hmm.  Slightly cooler today!  Wore New York University Sweatshirt on Walk I today and was COMFORTABLE.  Lemme LURQ upcoming temperatures for the rest of Today.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  Gotta record for posterity Temperatures Of Today.   FUTURE WEBSITE READER MUST KNOW should he or she exist for some reason.  LOOKALIKE it's gonna get a degree or two warmer each hour for the rest of the afternoon.  I can live with that.  DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE DO I.  Well we've always got a choice.  Gonna solidly gonna go with Live With That though.  Hmm.  YEP this triple hamburger I left over was the one with MORE ketchup.  Wiped off as much as I could.  BUT THE ONE I HAD last night had less ketchup to wipe off.  I SAVED THE WORST FOR LAST.
   Eighth paragraph.  Three to go.  Amazing.  I'm gonna probably write 10 paragraphs for Act I and 5 for Act II in right amount of time.  WOW.  Everything working out for me.  PLUS Television Time for lots of the day.  Amazing.  What a life I lead.  Looks like there's a METALLICA documentary on Netflix.  About a 20% chance I watched it.  Gonna watch it!  Unless I watch 5-10 minutes and am pretty sure I watched it.  Then I WON'T watch it again.  Anyway.  Not a big Metallica fan.  Not a small Metallica fan.  BUT I CAN LEARN to appreciate them THROUGH DOCUMENTARY form.  JUST LIKE THE AVETT BROS.  Anyway.  Probably listen to Avett Brothers ESSENTIAL SONGS playlist on Apple Music.  What's the worst that could happen?  I don't like it? I TINK I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES ON THAT ONE.  Hmm.  What if I don't like it AND I FEEL BAD BECAUSE OF IT.  I let everyone down.  I dunno.  I feel strongly that I WON'T NOT LIKE IT.  Just a matter of feeling Neutral to it or Actively Liking it (Or actively REALLY liking it).  Guess only one way to finding out.
   PENULTIMATE paragraph.  WOW.  Metallica did Enter Some Sandman.  I know that song.  Seems like a fun song per my memory.  Off to never never land.  Then some sort of guitar kicks in.  Can't recall exactly.  Maybe the documentary will clear things up.  Metal is because of Metal Music.  Lic is because of GUITAR Licks.  A is because of Uh.  Cracked that code.  Anyway.  I bet I know TWO other Metallica songs to some degree.  Let's LTURQ.  OH BOY do I recognize some of these song titles.  SCARY.  THESE SONG TITLES SCARE THE DICKENS OUT OF ME.  Not sure I'm comfortable with this documentary after all.  Maybe the songs are all about OVERCOMING your fear of the titles.  FEAR KNOCKED AT TE TITLE.  FAITH LISTENED TO THE SONG.  NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.  You know that sort of thing.  Anyway I got plenty of time it turns out Doin' All This On Time.  Still shoulda started 20 minutes earlier if I wanna fit in 3 walks in Early Part Of Day.  Gotta remember that one going forward in life.  I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR REMEMBER THINGS.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  Also maybe Documentary shows Metallica to be pleasant people.  Pleasant people aren't scary.  MAYBE THEY'RE TOO PLEASANT.  That could be off putting too.  Anyway I'll give it a shot I guess.  Gotta expand my Musical Documentary horizons one way or another.  Or just, "one way." By watching what's presented to me for free and convenience.  Not really sure what, "Another," way would be.  So that's good.  Anyway. How long am I gonna have to write Act II presumably at this pace. About 35 minutes.  Maybe a couple of minutes more.  GOOD that'd be plenty.  35 minutes is ALL I ASK FOR for a paragraph act.  Then again it'd be nice to ask for 40 minutes.  WHILE WE'RE ON TE SUBJECT ask for 50 minutes WHAT'S TEH WORST TAHT COULD HAPPEN they turn you down SO WHAT no harm done.  Anyway.  DELICIOUS MACDNOALDS for lunch.  I enjoyed it for dinner.  I think it was worth the slightly extra calories compared to normal dinner!  Then again it's MORE than slightly extra calories compared to normal lunch.  Either way YOU KNOW WHAT ACT IS OVER get off my back about it!  See ya soon. 

yep that's what happens

    Hey friends.  Got up to THRITY SEVEN MINUTES to write this five paragraphs.  That's pretty good.  I can do that.  As long as I don't get distracted.  Hmm just got the urge to get distracted.  Think I'm gonna go ahead and NOT get distracted though.  I can make time to get distracted later on.  Hmm.  Got some sprite from earlier. Poured myself a glass of sprite going into Act I.  Maybe have had one or two TINY sips.  Practically STILL FULL.  Chose NOT to put it in fridge during Walk II.  Just left it upstairs.  Let's see how unpleasant OR PLEASANT AS TE CASE MAY BE it is to drink it.  HMM that's not too bad.  Pretty room temperature, sure.  But not a NEGATIVE experience.  So that's good.  Got some hot coffee.  That's good, too!  This is a good paragraph.  Nothing wrong with it.  It satisfied all the key points any paragraph should try to hit.  Anyway.  Last episode of Freddy's Nightmares had cut scenes with Freddy playing a DJ.  Scritch-Scratching a Record. Wearing Jeadphones.  POSSIBLY wearing Sunned Glasses.  THERE HE GOES AGAIN.
   Four paragraphs to go.  So we're set on watching THE CROSSOVER for first Television Time?  Hmm.  I think I'm up to Episode SIX out of EIGHT. Better LTURQ Right Now.  DON'T WANT ANY SURPRISES.  Enough surprises in this show without having to be surprised by what episode I'm up to and/or how many episodes there in the first AND PERHAPS ONLY season.  I think I read they greenlighted a second season.  Or were CONSIDERING to greenlight it.  AT A YELLOW LIGHT as of now as it were.  HMM.  Not seeing any immediate synopsis infos on CROSSOVER ep's that would give me info on what episode I'm at.  GUESS I COULD CONSULT DisneyPlus to see where I'm at.  HEY I can do that on Computer without having to migrate to Television Set.  Let's go with that.  HEY I'm up to episode seven out of eight.  NOW The goal is to see WHERE THEY'RE AT with second season.  LOOKS LIKE NO INFO OUT THERE but people DOUBT IT.  Sounds like it being YELLOW LIT might be an exaggeration.  MAYBE IT'S RED TURNING INTO YELLOW. That's now how Street Lights work.  MAYBE NOT WHERE YOU COME FROM.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Well I watched the show.  I DID MY PART to get it to a second season.  DID YOU.  Anyway.  Three paragraphs to go.  Got 28 minutes to write them.  SOUNDS LIKE 9 minutes a paragraph WITH 1 minute as a Floater in case any paragraph needs Special Attention.  You know that sort of thing.  Hmm.  Seems like there's a potential Writers' Strike looming.  I am on the side of WRITERS because I dreamt of being a writers' one day.  Never dreamt of being a Studio Exec.  That'd be dumb.  Also writers deserve A LIVING WAGE and/or Whatknot.  Seems like it, right?  Seems like they aren't being compensated NEARLY nearly enough.  Not even just Nearly enough.  Not even NEARLY NEARLY enough.  AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK.  Also Studio makin' money HAND OVER FIST.  Writers being squeezed.  Also YES FIST IS COMPOSED OF HAND.  Not sure how hand is over fist.  IS WRIST INVOLVED IN THIS.  Either way Writers ARE what Television is.  Could be biased because I personally like writing but it's always been a no brainer to me that Television's main thing by far is The Writing Behind It.  SO YEAH.  THE ONE OR TWO PEOPLE IN THE FUTURE who read this to find out what the temperature was Throughout The Rest Of Today NOW KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT TV WRITING NEGOTIATIONS SPRING 2023.  It's IMPORTANT.
    Penultimate paragraph.  Is HAND OVER FIST an expression.  Or am I getting a word wrong.  Because it doesn't SOUND like something that makes sense. Yep. It means Very Rapidly.  I just thought it meant, "A Lot."  I guess Very Rapidly CAN MEAN a lot.  If you're making money Very Rapidly KINDA MEANS you're probably making a lot.  Either way.  SAYING derived from SHIPBOATING.  Climbing a rope.  Making money hand over fist.  CLIMBING A ROPE RAPIDLY. ...Still not 100% sure what that means.  Makes about 15% more sense now though.  JUST ENOUGH that I feel comfortable Not Caring Anymore.  Hmm.  I feel like I wanna look into this more.  I like Shipboating based expressions.  And it being A ROPE REFERENCE just seals the deal.  Oh okay.  Just means MAKING PROGRESS going up the rope.  That makes sense based on what I described.  You're making progress up the rope, Hand Over First.  Now you're making progress Hand Over First with whatever you're doing Hand Over Fist OFTEN GAINING MONEY AND WHATKNOT.  Oh okay good.  I'D MOST LIKE TO QUICKLY CLIMB ROPE HAND OVER FIST THOUGH TO BE HONEST.  That's my top priority STILL in todays modern 21st century age.  Forget accumulating money rapidly.  YOU DON'T MESS WITH A CLASSIC.
    Last paragraph of the Daytime Day.  Got a solid 15 minutes to write if IF I NEED IT.  The point is HARD TO JUST MAKE A LIVING BEING A TV WRITER.  And you SHOULD BE ABLE TO.  NOW LET'S CLIMB SOME ROPE.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Probably gonna continue with New In Rock on walk III.  No reason not to.  Unless it stops being a positive experience.  These things happen from time to time!  haven't gone with a nice Silence Walk in a few weeks.  But every now and then they become the way to go!  So that's pretty good.  Something I always have in my back pocket.  Which pack pocket.  Hmm. IN REAL LIFE I got my keys in my left back pocket and my phone in my right back pocket.  GREAT I JUST DOXXED MY BACK POCKETS.  Now you know where to steal my keys and/or my phone.  Whichever one you wanna steal.  You know where to go straight for it.  Oh well too late to go back now.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Probably told you what I keep in all my pockets before.  Let's just cover it again while we're on the subject.  Left front pocket is earbud case as well as penular pen.  Right front pocket is notepad on the very off off chance I come up with something I need to write down.  A CREATIVE NOTE as it twere.  WELL THAT'S IT.  I GOT MY WHOLE LIFE IN THOSE POCKETS.  NOW THEY'RE EXPOSED TO EVERYONE.  Hey such is life I guess.  See ya tonight.

I Don't Know Anymore

    Hey friends.  Another day successfully down.  Except for Post-Entry day.  Which is tons of fun one would imagine.  Anyway.  Had delicious MacDonalds for lunch.  Only one Chicken MacNugget though.  I thought I had gotten SIX pieces over all. Turnt out it was only four.  STILL SATISFYING ENOUGH LUNCH.  Got 2 slices of Sicily Style pizza for dinner.  SATISFYING DINNER.  That's MEALTALK for ya.  Hmm. Rhymes with REAL TALK.  Which is a phrase I'm sure people have used on occasion if they found it appropriate in the context of what they were saying.  Hmm.  Finished watching THAT CROSSOVER.  Watched a little bit of Freddy Nightmares.  Watched MOST of Martin Scorcese Presents Documentary of Bob Dylan's Rolling Thunder Tour From 1970's.  GOOD Ol Music Documentry.  Nothin' WRONG with it.  Solid 7.5 out of 10 documentary.  Still got half an hour to go there.  WOW ROLLING THUNDER.  Used to be a WOODEN roller coaster at SIX FLAGS GREAT ADVENTURE.  I think they tore it down at some point because it was too old.  I think they also stopped calling this particular Six Flags Great Adventure because too many people were saying it in a Borat voice and IT WAS PISSING THEM THE HELL OFF.
    Hmm.  Took entire eight walks today. Looks like I'm gettin' up early enough to take in some Laundry to Laundromat tomorrow morning.  Nice solid amount of time to accomplish everything I wanna accomplish these days AFTERWARDS from that Laundry Excursion.  So that's okay.  Hmm.  Feels like I'll eat something or somethings tonight but PROBABLY skip an onion roll.  GREAT.  Three left.  For three days and four nights.  SOUNDS LIKE IF I SKIP TONIGHT I CAN HAVE ONE A DAY for rest of The Super Marker WEEK.  YEAH.  THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME IN RECENT MEMORY.  To be fair VERY VERY Recent Memory.  I mean REAL Recent.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  LOOKA LIKE tomorrow lunch gonna be ham sandwich or wide alfredo.  You could make a strong case for either.  Or you could make a weak case for either.  If I were you I'd just move on with your life and not concern yourself either way.  Why the hell would you waste your time preparing a supposition re: My Lunch.  You have DOZENS of better things to do. Supposition.  Deposition.  Lots of possible words that are potentially accurate in this context.  OH WHAT CAN YA DO.
    Three paragraphs to go.  SUCKS TOO because I had chicken nugget about 15 minutes ahead of lunch.  Thought OH I'll just treat myself A LITTLE BIT.  Still have 2 nuggets with lunch.  NOPE. Had to have lunch COMPLETELY NUGGETLESS.  Still was satisfying enough.  Triple hamburger UPON FURTHER INTROSPECTION AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE is more or less close to a Real World Regular Hamburger.  IN PASTTIMES it still felt like oh this is just a slightly larger dumb MiniMcDonalds HalfwayHamburger.  NOPE.  Triple Burger is GETTIN THERE even with nothing on it.  These tiny patties.  THREE OF EM ADDS UP!.  Anyway.  What else is up.  Bob Dylan performing in white face on this tour.  Rout.  Tour backwards is rout.  Gotta remember that in case there's ever a time where a sports team is doing great against the competition consistently during a series of away games.  Hmm.  Remember that one for me WILL YA.  Anyway.  Not sure what kinda statement Bob Dylan is making with White Face.  We already know he's white.  So it can't be just PRACTICAL.  Gotta be something else there.
    Penultimate paragraph!  What else is going on.  No taking out garbage or anything tonight. So that's pretty good!  Tuor.  Ruot.  WELL TOUR ISN'T ROUT BACKWARDS.  How Shamed I must feel right now.  SURPRISINGLY NOT THAT SHAMED.  In fact if anything I FEEL ONLY EMPOWERED TO SAY MORE NONSENSE TINGS seeing as how I almost got away with this one.  NOW I JUST WANNA SAY MORE WRONG THINGS TO SEE WHAT I CAN FURTHER GET AWAY WITH.  NOW I KNOW HOW PATHOLOGICAL LIARS FEEL.  Not really.  THAT ITSELF IS AN UNTRUTH.  Who am I to say I know how ANYBODY feels.  Not for me to say.  I know how I feel and even THAT'S a stretch.  Hmm makes sense.  What else is up.  I'm guessing Bob Dylan only painted his face white.  That's all WE see.  Could have painted more of his body white UNDERNEATH the clothes.  JUST TO REALLY GET IN CHARACTER as a white man.  Anyway.  What else is up.  MAYBE I HAVE ROLL IN MY NIGHTTIME FUTURE.  Whatever happens I'LL DO RIGHT BY MYSELF.  More or less.  For the most part I'll try to do what's best theoretically.
    Last paragraph.  I can think of some delicious things I might like as an Alternative to Bread Roll.  WHY NOT GO WITH THAT.  You know that sort of thing.  I'm assuming when I bring in laundry and they weigh bag of laundry they WON'T ask me to get on scale to do an official weigh in.  Not sure their scale would accommodate someone who weighs Oh I Don't Know A DOZEN STONE.  How much is a Stone. I forget.  My guess is A STONE is 8-20 pounds.  Lemme LTURQ.  HOLY SHIT I KNOCKED THAT ESTIMATION OUT OF TE PARK.  14 Pounds.  THE MIDDLE of 8 and 20.  Sounds like I weigh 9.5 Stone.  GREAT SOUNDS LIKE GETTING ON THIS SCALE WOULD BE REDUNDANT THEN.  What else is going on and crap. I dunno.  Finish watching Robert Zimmermann Doc.  Then watch a little bit of something else probably Freddy's NIGHTMARES probably with MUSIC going over it.  TEN CALL IT A DAY and go to Bedford Bye Time.  Alright!  See ya tomorrow.  HOW WONDROUS.

-9:16 P.M.
 

Sunday, April 16, 2023

I Ain't Got No Time For This

    Hey friends. 11:02 AM!  Got My Dad to be, "Down," with taking a walk up to 15 minutes after his usual walk.  That means I can fit in TOTAL THREE walks in early part of day.  Meaning I should be able to fit in ENTIRE EIGHT walks over course of day.  HOWEVER means I got some crunch time in early part of day.  FOR EXAMPLE I got at most an hour and 5 or 10 minutes for Act I.  ALMOST ALWAYS that's enough.  But not definitely!  IF it's not GUESS WHAT cutting the act short.  Also MOVING FORWARD it's possible Act II is cut a paragraph or so short.  EITEHR WAY ENTIRE EIGHT PARAGRAPHS make it worth it. I BURN EXTRA 80 calories.  You know what that means.  AROUND FIVE AND A HALF SALTINES.  I wish I was eating them RIGHT NOW.  Hmm.  Had very reasonable NightMight.  I believe it was JUST ONE TING.  Golden Graham Bar.  Sounds good.  Had variation on Classic Breakfast.  Have no Pop Tarts.  Had less indulgant Fiber Bar instead.  Had more indulgant Iced Cream Sandwich Bar instead cause that's what I got.  THERE A PARAGRAPH I KNOCKED OUT MOST OF THE UPKEEP STUFF.
   Hmm.  Some nice solid SLEEPING.  You know what that's like.  Unconscious yet SEMICONSCIOUS in DREAMWORLD.  Feels like I'm living some sort of life BUT NONE OF TIS IS REAL.  Maybe it's partly real.  BUT IT'S NOT.  Mets got delightful game at 4:07 PM.  Got some SNL to watch today.  Getting close to finishing Season I of The Crossover.  THANK GOD.  I've been CROSSED OVER so many times by this plot.  It's uncomfortable.  Keep falling down.  Trying to guard this plot and they keep faking me out and not only do they get by me to score buckets but I TRIP OVER MYSELF and LOOK LIKE A FOOL TO EVERYONE.  At least there's only three or so more episodes.  WHEW.  Anyway.  Kids go to the same school that their mother is Principal.  Or Assistant Principal Transitioning into Principal.  Either way they make it work!  If it were me I'd feel there was a conflict of interest.  My Dad was an Assistant Principal.  And I went to AN school.  But never did our paths cross.  Well we lived in the same house together.  But you get the idea.  Our PROFESSIONAL paths didn't cross.  Over.  HEY HOW ABOUT THAT ANOTHER PUN FOR THE SHOW.  The kids and the mother CROSS OVER in their professional/student life.  CRACKED THE CODE.  Where's my reward.  I DESERVE A REWARD TREAT for figuring out one of the Title Puns.  I DID IT.
   Coffee time.  HEY let's MEALTALK.  Super Marker meals I have left for Five Days until Next Week are Ham Sandwich, Wide Alfredo, and Kids Chicken Parm.  I am excited about eating them in descending order.  HOWEVER strong possibility I am getting pizza tonight one way or another.  Either picking it up myself or as part of Communal Delivery.  SOUNDS LIKE A REDUNDANCY of chicken parm.  You know CHEESE.  Hmm.  Wide Alfredo is possibly redundancy too.  I'm sure cheese is part of the recipe somehow.  Some sort of melted cheese or something.  Or INGREDIENTS that are CONSISTENT with melted cheese.  Either way WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES.  Deli is probably open again after being closed for The Last Several Years of Passover.  So there's that I guess.  Still kinda in the mood for Pizza.  it's a great dinner because it's VERSATILE.  Not sure what that means.  I know what Versatile means.  I'm just not sure why I would use it in this Wrong Context.
   Fourth paragraph!  HEY water isn't pooled in bathtub as of now.  YESTERDAY it was still pooled after 24 hours after last shower  NOW, 24 hours after most recent last shower-- NO POOLED.  WONDERBAR.  Which is Germany for Wonderful.  I think I looked that up right quick a month or two ago and found out I was wrong.  Better LTURQ.  PRETTY CLOASE.  Spelled, "Wunderbar."  I feel unhappy with being pretty close.  Should have NAILED IT or been WAY OFF.  Oh well.  Let's say something funny now.  I feel like we are RIGHT ON TRACK to say something funny.  Huh.  Last day of Weekly Speculation Battle against Dicks Dingers.  I'm up SIX TO FOUR.  HOWEVER looking over the Stats I have pretty much no way to overtake him in any categories BUT he can plausibly pass me in TWO categories.  So he can work his way to end up as high as BEATING ME six to four.  BUT I CAN'T GET HIGHER THAN ME BEATING HIM SIX TO FOUR.  Hmm.  That's KIND OF FUNNY.  Because it's TERRIBLE NEWS.  It's not terrible news.  RIGHT NOW I'M IN THE LEAD.  GOOD STUFF.
   Fifth paragraph.  How long ideally do I have to write six paragraphs?  I dunno.  IDEALS have been thrown out the window.  Wondering how much time do I wanna really spend in terms of going overbeard letting my Dad off the hook in how much time I eat into his Normal Walking Schedule.  YEAH.  That's weird Microsoft FrontPage recognized, "Overbeard," as a word.  That's weird NO IT DOESN'T.  Why did I say it does.  WISHFUL THINKING.  MAGICAL TINKING.  Thought maybe if I SAID IT DID it would.  MAGICAL REALISM.  That's not Magical Realism.  MAGICAL REALISM THAT I THOUGHT IT WAS MAGICAL REALISM.  Prove me wrong, you can't!  They talked about Magical Realism in The Crossover's Middle School English Class.  GOOD DEAL.  If that's what middle school kids are learning these days I HAVE HOPE FOR THE YOUNG GENERATION.  We didn't talk about that until I was in college and I was majoring in English.  Also not sure we ever even talked about it.  We had assignments to read books that touched on it.  MAY HAVE JUST READ ABOUT IT and that was it.
   Halfway through the act.  THAT'S MAGICAL REALISM FOR YA.  I HAVE HOPE FOR TODAY'S GENERATION BECAUSE OF A TELEVISION SHOW.  FICTION.  But it IS based on a Fiction Television BOOK so there's that at least. I  think the book was fiction.  Hmm.  Better LTURQ.  Looks like Fiction.  They don't explicitly say Non Fiction.  They'd LEAD with Non Fiction I think if that were the case.  Anyway.  Went with COORS LIGHT for this weeks beer.  Mix it up every week.  This week I went with Coors Light!  Can't say why  SURE I CAN.  I mix it up every week.  Haven't gone with this in a while.  THERE I JUST SAID WHY.  Also parts of the TV show and presumably the book take place in 2030.  Hard to write non fiction about 2030.  Well it's hard for ME.  Probably hard for MOST people.  Maybe it's easy for some people.  Good for them.  Not sure it's appropriate reading in Florida.  It might empower Black Youth which would make white kids feel uncomfortable.  Better play it safe and ban it.
   Seventh paragraph!  At this rate Gonna be fitting in Early Day Walks and Paragraphs not too difficulty.  Hmm.  Maybe the TV show is empowering ALL Youths but then there's me, AN ADULT of INDETERMINATE color, uncomfortable because I USED TO BE empowered and NEVER PANNED OUT FOR ME.  But I wouldn't say it makes me uncomfortable.  I like the show.  I like the inspirational aspect.  JUST A TINGE OF WEARINESS TO IT based on my own lack of Adulthood Success.  SURE THAT'S ON ME NOT THE TELEVISION PROGRAM.  I GET IT.  Oh well what can ya.  WATCH MORE OF TE TELEVISION PROGRAM.  If I had a kid LET EM READ IT AND/OR WATCH IT.  Let em think they can achieve their dreams.  Couldn't HURT I guess.  Maybe they'll achieve dream, maybe they won't.  In the meantime whatever they got other problems like INSTAGRAM and whatknot.  SOCIAL MEDIA.  Gotta imagine they gotta worry about that kinda stuff.  KIDS THESE DAYS.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Still possible I achieve my dreams.  What are my dreams exactly.  Hmm.  My dream last night was I was on my computer at the regular desk I have facing EAST but for some reason I was going back and forth with it also facing SOUTH on the surface that is now holding up my TV.  Half the time now I was on my laptop on that surface.  THAT WAS MY DREAM LAST NIGHT.  Hmm.  That was my REALITY before I got this TV.  Was on this computer back then.  I FEEL I COULD ACHIEVE THAT DREAM if I wanted to.  So you CAN achieve your dreams.  If you really want to!  I JUST DON'T REALLY WANT TO.  Not sure what it would accomplish ultimately!  So that's good.  Anyway.  Mother in The Crossover I TINK becomes Principal early in the series.  Transforms from Assistant Principal to Principal.  Or maybe it's just implied she's the top contender for the job.  THAT'S A DREAM.  An achievable dream.  I LIKE IT.  GO FOR THAT SORT OF TING.  Anyway.  Two paragraphs to go now.
   Penultimate paragraph.  I dunno.  DELI STUFF could be solidly delicious.  Just haven't really THOUGHT about it.  Lots of good options there if only I had time to consider them.  Hmm.  At this rate I should be done with Acts I and II and three walks BEFORE my Dad takes his normal walk normally.  YEAH.  GOOD SON ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.  That's how kids speak today, right.  Video Game talk.  ALWAYS WITH THE GAMES.  First it was TETRIS.  Then it was MINOR CRAFT.  ZELDA at some point.  I'm onto their games.  Hmm.  Probably should play more games myself.  Game is path to balanced life.  I believe if you asked Dalai Llama that's what he'd tell you.  Either that or Something Else.  I've narrowed it down to that.  I BET at some point someone gave either THIS Dalai Lama OR THE LAST ONE a game boy and he spent 15 minutes with it and he was like Hmm there's something to this but I'm not quite sure what it is.  THAT HAPPENED AT SOME POINT IN WORLD HISTORY.
    Last paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Started New In Rock playlist on Walk I.  Will continue it on Walk II!  No reason not to.  If Dinner wasn't in the picture, would I lean towards Chicken Parm for lunch?  YEAH. I'd say 65% chance I'd lean towards chicken parm, 30% chance I'd lean towards AlFredo.  5% chance SUICIDE before I get lunch.  VERY low chance that happens but LOOK WE GOTTA BE HONEST WITH OURSELVES.  We can't predict the future COMPLETELY.  Anyway I dunno.  I guess the first thing I watch on Television Set moving forward is The Saturday Night Live.  That's usually the way to go when it's Sunday and there's no Mets Game on early part of day.  Hmm.  Wore sweatshirt jacket LIKE A FOOL on first walk.  Said it was only low sixties.  I'M SURE IT WAS.  Still a little too warm for that sort of thing.  I LEARNT MY LESSON.  Not really.  STILL IN THE FUTURE when it says this degree I'VE LEARNT NOTHING I WILL PROBABLY STILL WEAR SWEATSHIRT JACKET 7 times out of 10.  SURE.  ACT II gonna be slightly better than Act I.  Probably not BUT THAT'S THE PLAN.  See ya soon.

thanks for taking time out of your day

    Hey friends!  Ideally write this act in 35 minutes!  I can go over if I need to!  Probably won't need to!  Then I'm taking Oh I Don't Know WALK III.  Then SHOWER 1!  THEN TELEVISION TIME.  Anyway.  Lunch can still go either way!  CHICKEN PARM OR WIDE ALFREDO.  Should be interesting.  In the menatime though let's just write this cat.  Listened to some more NEW IN ROCK playlist.  a Bob Dylan song is showing up in a few songs.  He has a new album coming up!  Not sure if its new songs or old songs. Gonna look that up RIGHT NOW.  HMM. Looks like the album soundtrack to a CONCERT FILM released in 2021.  OH OKAY I SEE.  More or less.  I saw the titles of the songs.  Didn't really focus in on what the songs were'  But I GLAZED over them.  Hmm.  I remember an ad from a few years ago where Bob Dylan was arguing with a robot.  The details I don't remember.  It may have been a civil conversation.  But it was AN IMPORTANT MOMENT IN CULTURE.
   Four paragraphs to go.  GOOD ON THEM for putting Bob Dylan song on New In Rock playlist.  I have no problems with that.  And if I did I'D KEEP IT TO MYSELF because that's the kind of guy I am.  WHY MAKE WAVES.  Leaky boat catches the worm.  Anyway.  Gotta go get bloodwork next week. Maybe I look at scale this time.  I don't like their scale particularly though.  THEIR scale always higher than normal scales.  STILL NOT GONNA LOOK AT THEIR SCALE.  THERE IT'S SETTLED.  Gonna look at blood pressure though.  NO PROBLEM WITH THEIR BLOOD PRESSURE MACHINE.  Usually score pretty good marks with blood pressure.  Not always!  It's not OUT OF THE QUESTION that I'll have slightly high blood pressure now and again!  But MOST OF THE TIME not just average blood pressure but GREAT blood pressure.  We're talking USUALLY SITTING but STANDING AS WELL.  GOOD STUFF.  I don't like how a lot of doctors Do Blood Pressure Cushion so they can take your blood. NOT SURE HOW THESE ARE RELATED.  They seem to COMBINE the two.  Here gonna connect the blood pressure pillow to help me stick needle in your Elbow back.  WHY.
   Three paragraphs to go.  It's RELATABLE because It Makes Sense To Everyone Else But Me.  Hmm.  Probably just Doing Both Blood Pressure And Blood Work and they happen to do them at the same time.  And I'M just conflating them into one because I'm dumb.  Hmm.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Get to stand in NON-sewage water for shower.  Get to stand in NO WATER AT ALL!  Well that's not accurate.  SMALL water gonna accumulate QUICKLY in shower I guess.  But NOT REALLY THAT MUCH AT ALL.  But the good news is NON SEWAGE.  Let's see.  How much time IDEALLY do I have to write 2nd half of Act.  WHY IT'S ONLY TWENTY FIVE MINUETS.  Amazing.  What else is up.  BOTH GUMS ARE TRIDENT but one gum is you pop it out of piece of plastic and other gum you unwrap it out of paper.  WHAT THE HELL.  I expect differences from different brands of gum and maybe even different VARIATIONS PER BRAND.  But be Consistent within VARIATION OF BRAND BUT JUST DIFFERENT FLAVOR.  This IS REDICULOUS.  I think we can all agree popping gum out of plastic is more fun.  However now that I think about it my first guess is PROBABLY worse for the environment.  BUT MORE FUN.
   Penultimate paragraph.  ALSO the gum you pop out of plastic is either More Often Than Not or perhaps ALWAYS gonna have Hard Shell and gum in paper is More Often than Not or perhaps ALWAYS gonna be Soft Thru and Thru.  I like the hard shell gum.  Prove me wrong! You can't! Look gum gonna become soft eventually.  Might as well mix things up as much as possible and START with some variation with texture.  That's how I feel.  HE'S THE ONE WHO LIKES ALL HIS FAVORITE GUM AND HE LIKES TO CHEW ALONG AND HE LIKES TO CHEW HIS GUM.  Hmm.  I got a paragraph and a half to go.  Losing my enthusiasm to wake up early enough for a Full Four Walks in early part of day because it turns out I easily fit in Bonus Walk in later part of day now that I eat Later Lunches and Dinners.  SO TAHT'S HOW LAST MONTH OR TWO GO.  Wunderbar.  Gettin some shirt OR SHIRTS today.  Wonder what that'll be like.  Probably NOT gonna like the shirt and/or shirts but who am I trying to impress with my shirt or shirts.  Jerks on my walk?  Who cares.  They're all idiots. 
   Last paragraph of the DayTime Day!  Amazing.  Wearing as-heavy-as-it-gets-for-me button down shirt today.  NOT QUITE.  Corduroy button down shirt I got is heavier.  BUT THIS MIGHT BE RUNNER UP HEAVIEST SHIRT.  IF NOT RUNNER UP probably in Top Three.  Which would make it THIRD.  If you'll crunch the numbers along with me you'll come to the same conclusion!  So that's good.  Not bad to wear on a day which is too hot for jacket but maybe not as hot as upcoming Future Days the next few days.  Next few days aren't any hotter than today according to onternet.  If anything a mite cooler.  Oh okay that's good.  HEY IT MIGHT WORK.  Next few days could be up to TEN DEGREE COOLER.  Maybe if they're that much cooler I WEAR COOLER SHIRT WITH SWEATSHIRT JACKET.  Lemme crunch the numbers on that one LATER ON IN LIFE.  So that's good.  Anyway that's it for todayday.  See ya tonightnight!

Great Now I Got Some Time

    Hey friends!  What did I accomplish today.  Meals!  Television Time. Walking.  Hmm.  I've seen bits of Fear The Walking Dead and MY EXPERIENCE is VERY LITTLE walking dead.  Lots of STUMBLING Dead. Maybe some AMBLING dead here and there.  Can't say I recall ANY Walking Dead.  Then again it's possible In Truth I haven't seen ANY Walking Dead and am just going on my Imagination.  But to be fair IMAGINATOIN is PRETTY trustworthy in cases like this.  Look I've seen 5 minutes of Walking Dead and extrapolated based on that.  FAIR ENOUGH.  Anyway.  Had delicious Chicken Parm for lunch.  Ended up ordering a delicious Burger Themed Fast Food restaurant through Doordash.  THEY GO BY McDonalds.  Got a two part'r.  Same thing for each part!  Totally plain three part hamburger.  Three chicken mcnuggets for each meal.  HALF A MEDIUM FRIES FOR EACH MEAL.  ALL ADDS UP TO RELATIVELY LARGE BUT REAL REASONABLE AMOUNT OF CALORIE.  ALSO DELICIOUS.  Also NICE TO THROW MCDONALDS A BONE HERE AND THERE.  Gotta keep that company afloat.  BIG FAN of the company.  Wanna see them continue to operate as long as possible.
    Four paragraphs to go.  Taking out some garbage in about Fourty Five Minutes.  Hmm.  Watched the rest of The Soloist.  It's called The Soloist but there are two main characters.  I hope someone got FIRED over that one. Then again if the person who got fired was either Robert Downey Jr or Jamie Foxx SUDDENLY it IS just one person SO NOW THEY CAN CALL IT THE SOLOIST AGAIN so they can rehire the other person back BUT TEN SUDDENLY THEY CAN'T CALL IT THE SOLIIST AGAIN so now they have to fire the guy again AND SO ON AND THUS FORTH.  Anyway.  Mets won their baseball game today.  LOOKS LIKE I'm gonna be finishing this Week of Speculation Baseball 6-4 against Opposing Team.  NOT BAD.  In fact I'd venture to say GOOD.  I consider GOOD to be a pretty straightforward antonym of Not Bad.  Maybe not the EXACT 100% antonym.  BUT PRETTY, PRETTY CLOSE.  That's how I feel.  Anyway.  What else did I watch.  Started watching a 50 minute NETFLIX DOC on Robert Johnson.  Feels like I watched this before.  I don't have a problem watching it again.  Hmm.  Ya know what? I don't totally NOT Buy that Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil to Be Great At Guitar.  Doesn't mean Devil Actually Exists.  Just means IF HE REALLY BELIEVES the Devil Exists and he sold his soul to the devil then HE CAN WILL Great Guitar Playing Mechanics into existence.  I WOULDN'T WANNA DO IT.  Just incase it really IS selling my soul to the devil. I wouldn't take that risk.  BUT APPARENTLY HE WAS COMFORTABLE WITH IT.
   Also JUST CHEATING.  I wouldn't do it on THOSE grounds.  GOING TO HELL OR NOT, WHATEVER, I'm not gonna CHEAT by offering up my soul for super special skills.  JUST GONNA BE ADEQUATE ON MY OWN TWO FEET thanks!  That's how I feel at least.  EXCEPT for using drugs to enhance creative artistic skills.  IN FACT THAT'S GREAT.  THE MORE THE BETTER.  Not sure about that.  But you get the idea.  Good chance I got onion roll coming my way in Oh I Don't Know around when the entry is over and/or I'm taking out the garbage?  So that's good.  Maybe put on a FILM when this is over.  DRAMATIC film.  You know something along the lines of THE SOLOIST but GOOD.  Maybe the sequel.  The PLURALIST.  That sort of thing!  LOOK if you want better jokes than that I'd have to sell my Comedy Soul to Devil.  Not comfortable doing that!  WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT.  So I could write better website?  SELL MY SOUL to write a better website?  HOW IN THE HELL is that a fair trade.
   Penultimate paragraph of the day.  Guess I'm getting close to being done with this.  Anyway.  Always was told Robert Johnson Style Blues started with CHURCH and or GOSPELLING music.  Turns out it started IN THE FIELDS.  People would be working out in the fields and then Robert Johnson Style people would show up and play guitar for them and they would get paid a nickel for their services.  FIELD MUSICIANS.  Hmm.  I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED IT.  The important thing is they put a small amount of ketchup on my burgers which I SPECIFIED not to do but I was able to wipe off HOWEVER They successfully re-imbursed me I feel MORE THAN THE BURGERS WERE WORTH.  So I came out of this Burger Situation VERY MUCH AHEAD.  Well I had to eat the burger with a small amount of ketchup.  SMALL PRICE TO PAY to come out Very Much Ahead overall in the grand scheme of things.  I'm okay with that deal.  I CAN WORK WITH IT.
   Last paragraph of the entry.  I guess that's pretty good.  NOT HAPPY with how little time there was between lunch and dinner.  Upon further introspection WASN'T THAT little time.  I DID give it about 15 minutes bonus time between dinner coming and microwaving it to eat it.  BUT BASICALLY I ate lunch at 3:15 and dinner at 7:15!  FOUR HOUR between meals isn't MADNESS.  But it's BORDERING on madness.  ANYTHING ELSE would be Pretty Crazy.  So I'm cutting it close is the point.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Next lunch is MacDonalds again. AMAZING.  Brexfast is black and white or Frozen Egg Sandwich.  Brexfast.  SOME SORT OF JOKE ABOUT BREXIT.  AND COMBINING IT WITH THE WORD and/or CONCEPT OF BREAKFAST.  GO FIGURE IT OUT.  Wait lemme see if I can do it.  NOPE CAN'T DO IT.  I didn't even bother trying TRUE.  But I don't FEEL like it WHICH IS ALSO TRUE.  It's FUNNY because BREXIT is a thing.  Probably harmed a lot of lives.  Made people suffer financially and whatknot.  MUST have hurt people somehow.   MAKES ME LAUGH.  Anyway.   I'll see ya tomorrow!  IT's A JOKE.  I wish Brexit never even happened.  I wish NOTING ever happened.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:35 P.M.

Saturday, April 15, 2023

Thinking About Next Title

    Hi friends.  11:25 AM!  Only gonna fit in 2 walks in early part of day but OH BOY am I gonna fit in the 2 walks.  Got entire hour and a half to write Act I if I want to.  I DON'T want to.  Anyway since there's no communal dinner I gotta wait around to accept, should be able to take Solid Seven amount of walks overall.  MORE UPKEEP CRAP.  Had possibly NO NightMight snacking.  Possibly ONE TING of Inderminate Size or Quality.  Hmm.  Had Early Breakfast of Black and White cookie.  NO REGRETS.  A little bit of icing of the chocolate side got stuck to the wrapping.  Not too much!  Let's chalk it up as a win. That's a little bit of calories I saved.  Chalk it up real good.  When was the last time I used chalk.  Gotta imagine I used it at some point SOMEHOW over my Queens College Career We're Talking 2014 into I Wanna Say Early 2017?.  Possibly never.  Not the kinda classes I had to show any work on chalk board.
    Hmm.  Aiming for Chinese Food for lunch and delicious Vegetable Burger for dinner.  DID I have vegetable burger relatively recently on Thursday AND IF NOT THURSDAY Wednesday but PROBABLY THURSDAY?  YES that's my main intention for when I asked that LOADED question.  Either way makes the most sense for dinner.  HMM not necessarily.  Could have Chicken Parm or Wide Alfredo.  HMM NOT REALLY.  Chicken parm would be a bit of a redundancy with Chinese Food.  HMM.  PARAGRAPN AND A HALF DOWN.  Mets won thier baseball game last night.  Their baseball game today is LATE AFTERNOON in my timezone.  The BEST time Zone.  What is universally considered Best and/or Most Standard Time Zone.  I think it might be mine!  Best contender is probably London Time Zone.  Lemme LTURQ.  Coordinated Universal Time.  UTC.  WHICH IS...  Greenwich Mean Time.  Which is... Looks like London Time Zone. DAMNIT.  Gonna have to look into what we can do about that.  At least it's not... uh... not sure what's a funny AND/OR acceptable Joke Time Zone to make here.  Feels like any SLAM I could make at least it's not THIS OR THAT Time Zone wouldn't work.  Oh well you get the idea.
    Coffem time.  Gonna get some GUM on next walk.  Pack of 14?  Pack of 16?  I dunno!  Better get 2 packs just to play it safe.  Depending on when gum re-up comes on Monday JUST ONE PACK might not be enough.  So that's good.  WOW I GET TO PICK EXCITING FLAVOR.  Like ARCTIC CHILL.  Or POLAR ICE.  That sort of thing.  THINGS THAT REMIND ME OF COLDNESS.  That sounds like a blast.  Hmm.  Watching some more Freddy's Nightmares.  These aren't that bad.  It's like Tales From The Crypt BUT BAD.  SO BASICALLY NOT THAT BAD.  I feel comfortable putting chicken with garlic sauce in microwave for an entire four minutes to start with.  No playing footsie and starting it at 1.5 minutes and then going back and forth with more time here and there.  FOUR MINUTES FROM THE GITMO and even that I'm very confident would not be enough.  SO THAT'S EXCITING.  Pretty exciting.  I'm amped up about it!  GET TE SHINS ON THE PHONE.  Came up with, "AMPED UP."  It has to do with being Excited.  I think.  That's how I use it at least SO FAR.
   Fourth paragraph.  Anyway.  Weekly Imagination Baseball match-up ends after tomorrow.  As of Before Today Starts I'm ahead in the ten categories 5-4.  COULD BE WORSE.  Could be better.  Could stay the same.  Good thing I covered all the bases.  COVERING ALL THE BASES?  Sounds like a homerun.  Or you're doing it erroneously and taking up everyone's time.  That kind of thing might get you thrown out of the game.  I feel like if you just interrupt the game and start running around on the field for 30-60 seconds they might throw you out of the game.  Seems kind of fair.  Anyway this is the fourth paragraph and whatknot.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Only five super marker Definite Fresh meals for the week this week.  Usually aim for SIX.  NO SUSHI Though.  After tonight I've had TWO the first two days.  LEAVING ME THREE THE LAST FIVE DAYS.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses!  COULD WORK OUT PRETTY WELL FOR ME.  Wildcards are ALWAYS welcome because ya never know what you're gonna get.  A LITTLE PARAPHRASING OF FAR OUT GRUMP
    Fifth paragraph.  I think the moral of Forrest Gump is Forrest is THE EVERY MAN because WE'RE ALL IDIOTS.  That's what I got out of it at least.  He's really good at ping pong though.  How many idiots DO YOU KNOW that are really good at ping pong.  Hmm makes ya think.  Is it possible I have a Wildcard for DINNER tonight?  SURE but I wouldn't know WHERE TO BEGIN.  Probably somewhere in my house.  Or on my walk.  POSSIBLY WHEN I BUY GUM.  Those are the three main places I'll be today as far as I know.  SO that's good.  WES CRAVEN PLAYS SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSOR AND/or TEACHER IN ONE OF THESE EPISODES?  WOW they must really be taking this Tv Show enterprise seriously!  At least I thought it was Wes Craven.  Maybe it was just a guy who looked like Wes Craven.  Not seeing any Internet Info confirmed it was Wes Craven.  SOLID CHANCE I WAS MISLED TO THE MAX.  Kinda looked SEVERAL YEARS too long for Wes Craven.  I was thinking Hmm at this point in his life Wes Craven shuold DEFINITELY be looking 3-5 years older.
   Halfway through act!  I put that thought aside because WHAT'S 3-5 YEARS BETWEEN FRIENDS.  Hmm.  Gotta imagine I'm tuning into Mets Game for at least a few minutes here or there today.  Possible JUST HERE.  And/or POSSIBLY JUST THERE.  Can't say for Certainties.  Hmm.  I feel like I browsed past another Music Doc or two I'd be interested in watching. But I forget WHAT.  Anyway I'll figure that out.  Oh right RICKI AND THE FLASH.  Hmm.  I saw that movie LIKE TE REST OF AMERICA when it first opened.  I remember what happened.  MERYL STREEP plays RICKI. Returns home.  To her home of origin.  Meets up with family.  AND THE REST IS HISTORY.  Anyway what else do I got going on for me.  Four and a half more paragraphs.  OH HEY here's some bad news.  Some water pooled up in my bathtub this morning.  From last shower.  Yesterday!  Early afternoon!  Gonna have to stand in SEWER water when I take my shower.  DISGUSTING.  I don't remember signing up for this.  I guess it could have been in the terms and conditions of SOMETHING I signed up for but I can't say for sure WHAT.
   Seventh paragraph.  NEXT UPCOMING WALK.  That's when I need to get gum.  Only have 2 pieces left I believe.  Hmm.  THAT WON'T DO if I don't get it next walk.  Walk after next is PARK walk.  ANYWAY you get the idea.  How many SINGLES do I got.  SINGLES OF DOLLARS.  I have no singles of dollars but I got a Five Dollars which should cover 2 things of gums.  And if not I've got ANOTHER Five Dollars waiting in the wings.  Inflation has been wreaking havoc on our purchasing power the last couple of years per my understanding.  Five dollars in most of my life is enough for 2 gums.  NOW?  WHAT DO I KNOW.  Hmm.  LOOK I know price gouging has been the main culprit for lots of, "INFLATION," price raisings.  NOT SURE ABOUT GUM THOUGH.  Is BIG GUM price gouging?  Haven't heard about that one SPECIFICALLY.  I guess I can look that up on the internet.  Or on CHATGPT.  Possibly see if I can generate a DEEPFAKE which knows the answer.
   Three paragraphs to go.  If Caesar survived the Ides of March HE"D BE A MONTH OLDER TODAY.  Really makes ya think.  Think about why am I reading this.  Makes sense.  I'm sure you have your reasons.  Just like I have my reasons for writing it.  Kinda lost track of em.  Got about 6 or 8 reasons that sort of melded together and now writing this just became second nature.  Go figure!  If you look carefully at my Lab Results from 2 days ago you'd see not only is my glucose slightly high BUT ALSO My A/G Ratio is slightly high AND my RDW is slightly low.  DAMNIT GOTTA GET MY A/G RATIO UNDERCONTROL.  A/G.  Sounds like guitar chords.  I can see those chords being part of a THREE or FOUR CHORD progression.  Without the Slash.  Slash would just muck up this chord progression.  I DON'T LIKE THE WAY HE DOES THINGS. Hmm.  He's the guy who does the Guns and/or Roses right.  Wonder which one he's supposed to be.  Not sure that's how bands work.  Pretty sure it is.  When there's a band name each person in the band equates to one word OR SYLLABLE in the band name.  Oh Okay that's good.
   Penultimate paragraph.  What am I watching on The Television Set first things first a little bit later on?  Not quite sure. A few good contenders.  Could be a wildcard. One things for sure though-- Television Set will be watched by me because I'm a very lazy person and that's the kind of thing that I do with my life because it's very easy to do.  Hmm. Eating PRACTICALLY all the vegetables in chicken with garlic sauce.  I think ALL EXCEPT CORN.  The corn I will not eat.  Is there even ONE other thing I'm not going with?  I don't think so!  Just the disgusting miniature regular corn.  It's like corn on the cob but MICRO Corn On The Cob.  DISGUSTING.  Also it's not really that.  Corn on the cob you just eat the edges.  This micro corn on the cub you eat the whole thing.  Not really sure what's going on with that except for the fact that Disgusting Leave Me Out Of It.  Hmm.  Not 100% sure they're adding on my tips when I order from them.  Doesn't show up on the receipts when I get them.  NEXT TIME I CALL 'EM BETTER ASK THEM, HEY YOU'RE ADDING ON THE TIPS RIGHT?  THAT'LL SHOW EM, THAT'LL SHOW EM GOOD.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Gotta go back to Music Playlist for walk II.  Was listening to PERSONAL CHOICE songs for Walk I.  That's fine here and there.  But now it's time for CURATED playlist.  THAT WORKS A SOLID Most Of The Time.  LOOK is the entry terrible so far?  I wouldn't say Terrible!  Maybe HORRIBLE.  Horrible is worse than Terrible.  Well if that's the case then I guess we'll just have to deal with that.  Water isn't 100% pooled in bathtub.  But pooled enough that I solidly Don't Like It.  Hmm.  Guess we're solidly getting into the meat and potatoes of spring.  In a week we will be MORE THAN A THIRD into Spring.  AT THAT POINT WE'RE PRACTICALLY HALFWAY INTO SPRING.  And you know what that means.  PRACTICALLY NEAR THE END OF SPRING.  You know what that means.  We're at a point in the year WE CAN BARELY EVEN FATHOM AS OF THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT RIGHT NOW RIGHT HERE AS WE SPEAK.  Hmm.  That's it for now!  Act II gonna be SLIGHTLY BETTER because I won't have Gum Situation hanging over my head.  That will improve thing.  See ya soon.

you know this one

    Hi friends.  Time to write some five paragraphs.  That'll be good.  Got some coffee and orange soda.  Got some TRIDENT GUM.  Wintergreen and Perfect Peppermint.  I doubt very much this will be perfect.  Not even gonna be past 50% perfect.  Gonna be peppermint.  I feel confident in that.  Gonna be RELATIVELY positive experience chewing this gum.  Anyway.  FIVE DOLLARS.  I'm assuming $2.50 each.  Maybe perfect peppermint is 3 dollars and wintergreen is 2.  Gotta pay extra for the gum that is perfect.  I dunno how it works!  Either way let's move on with your lives.  Lunch coming up relatively soon.  2 hours and fifteen minutes.  Based on how experiences will take me to that point in time and how hungry I am now THAT WILL OCCUR PRETTY SOON.  So that's good!  Feels like I DON'T KNOW what to lean toward watching on Television Set after shower.  Something that will make my feet feel clean after standing in filth during shower.  Hmm.  in The Crossover, one of the main Twin Character's name is Filthy.  It's his NICKNAME sure but more often than not that's what he goes by.  So maybe I watch that?
   Four paragraphs to go.  NOT A FAN of how they have cut scenes into the future about the twins getting drafted into the NBA (National Basketball Association).  SPOILERALERT.  WHAT TE HELL.  We REALLY would enjoy this show a lot more if we didn't see that kind of thing coming.  Sure it could end up being a falseflag and that is just Fantasy Cut Scenes.  BUT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GUESS THAT.  Supposed to assume it's Real the way it's presented.  WHAT TE HELL.  Either way NOT SURE I'M HAPPY ABOUT MAIN CHARACTERS HAVING BRIGHT FUTURE FOR SURE.  I don't have a particularly bright future DEFINITELY.  Maybe I have a decent future, MAYBE I DON'T.  WHY SHOULD THEY DEFINITELY HAVE ONE.  Can't relate to that.  NO ONE CAN IT'S NOT JUST ME.  Maybe it's a Motivational Thing.  Believe in yourself, put in the work, and YOU WILL have a great future.  BUT IT'S FALSE.  IT'S INSPIRATIONAL GREAT BUT IT'S NOT FACTUAL.
    Oh well what can ya do.  Either way THEY'VE CROSSED OVER many times in the plot in unexpected ways.  NO REASON why Supposed Future Can't Be A Crossover too.  Oh well such is life.  Three paragraphs to go.  Feel pretty confident I'd get enough out of lunch without soup.  NOT GONNA MAKE FINAL DETERMINATION until checking out lunch VISUALLY before putting it in microwave.  THEN I'LL KNOW ALL I NEED TO KNOW ultimately.  So that's good NO GREAT.  Anyway I dunno probably watch some Freddy's Nightmares.  I talked myself out of watching The Crossover first things first on Television Set in the last paragraph.  I'll get to it later though.  NO DBOUT ABOUT TI.  Hmm.  I guess!  It's produced by Lebron James.  WOW.  He knows basketball SECOND TO NONE.  Possibly second to Michael Jordan and/or the other greatest Basketball Players I wanna say ALLEN IVERSON?  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Maybe start checking my weight on Home Scale once a week.  SOUNDS LIKE that'd be coming up in Oh I Don't Know FIVE DAYS.  Wow.  Relevant.  VERY RELEVANT to this paragraph.  And/or My Life.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Supposed to be getting new shirts tomorrow and/or Monday.  That's an ACCURATE and/or.  Could be getting them all at once OR some on one day and some on the other day.  I've TRAINED YOU to not take my And/Ors seriously but now you're prone to NEVER take them seriously.  Well I guess that's on me.  SORRY.  Ruined And/Ors for everyone I guess.  That's how life goes!  Ruin things for people.  Main part of life for some people.  Hmm.  Can't wait to see what new gum as to offer.  Wish I chose something different than Perfect Peppermint.  Look-- peppermint is one of my main two Go-To's for Gum Flavor.  I just don't have a great feeling about Perfect Peppermint.  JUST SOUNDS OFF OR SOMETHING.  But I wanted to be IN AND OUT of the store.  Didn't wanna take too long examining flavors.  OH WELL LIVE AND LEARN.  Next time I know to examine flavors more carefully.  IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME.  Could die before there's a next time.  Oh well that's life I guess.
    Last paragraph of the DayTime Day.  Hmm.  Is it still possible for there to be another Avvet brother.  Gotta imagine Avett MOTHER is past child rearing age but FATHER might still be able to produce quality semen.  That kinda stuff lasts you into pretty old age per my understanding.  So basically we have to that POSSIBLY to look forward to.  Hmm.  Even if that happens we'd have to wait a long time before they become musically proficient.  OH WELL all good things take time.  So that's good.  Better look up the age of Avvet Bros Parents. NOT SEEING ANY EXACT INFO within 8 seconds of checking internet.  Oh well.  We can only speculate I guess on this.  Can always find some Avett COUSINS and call the group Avett Brothers From Anothers Mothers.  I doubt they'd do that.  Doesn't seem like something they'd wanna do.  Doesn't sound like something ANYONE would wanna do or anyone would WANNA HAVE that done.  Well.  That's that.  I guess.  I'll seee ya toinght

Then There Is This

    Hello friends.  Another day mostly in the book.  WOULD BE NICE to stay up late and watch lots of Television Time.  Pair it up with some Music Over TV Time.  NOT SURE how much of that is in the cards, though!   Hmm.  Had delicious Chinese Food CON SOUP for lunch.  Had vegetable burger with all remaining tater tots for dinner.  THERE WERE ROUGHLY ELEVEN.  Tater tots.  That sort of thing!  Well that's about it.  Spent more of my life watching today's Mets game than was probably necessary.  Watched some That Crossover as well as some Freddy's Horrible No Good Very Bad Dreams.  Started watching THE SOLOIST.  That's probably what I continue watching.  Not sure how One Guy Playing One Orchestra Instrument is supposed to be that captivating.  A WHOLE ORCHESTRA playing music isn't that impressive to me.  How is ONE GUY playing the violin gonna be exciting to me.  IT'S NOT.  IT'S A SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE.  GOTTA SUSPEND YOUR SENSE OF DISBELIEF.  Wait.  Suspend your sense of belief.  Gotta LEAN INTO your sense of disbelief.  That sounds more accurate.  Hmm.  Now I'm not sure.
   Anyway.  NO ONION ROLL TODAY.  Certainly a contender for being in the cards tonight, though!  Certainly a contender for NOT being in the cards tonight.  WOW WHAT A DOUBLE CONTENDOR.  You get the idea.  Took Solid Seven walks.  I enjoyed it because Wow.  Got to wear NYU Sweatshirt jacket which is the lightest sweatshirt jacket I got!  On the last two walks!  I could have structured that thought better but oh well too late now!  I like making people know I went to NYU.  Not sure why.  It's not that great a selling point.  It's not BAD.  It's in the top 20% of Places You Could Tell People You Went To And You're Happy They Now Know.  But it's not in the top QUARTER OF A PERCENT or anything.  NOTHING THAT CRAZY.   Then again AT THE VERY LEAST IT CAN'T HURT.  Unless EVERYONE ELSE is wearing sweatshirts that advertise they went to places that are in the top 5% of places you can be.  SUDDENLY I LOOK LIKE THE ODD MAN OUT and like some sort of idiot.  GREAT NOW PEOPLE KNOW I'M IDIOT WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO ENGAGE WIT ME.
    Three paragraphs to go.  New Saturday Knight Life tonight.  Gonna watch that tomorrow.  It's a good program to watch.  I like the part where there are some laughs.  That's what I get out of it for the most part.  Also the dialogue that leads up to the laughs.  Without that we'd have no context for the laughs and then we wouldn't get the jokes.  If we don't GET the jokes we wouldn't be able to LAUGH at them NOW WOULD WE.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Gotta take out some Recylable-them-ups tonight.  Yesterday I took our GARBAGE.  Tonight I take out things meant to be TURNED INTO NEW THINGS ULTIMATELY.  That's the impression I'm under.  More or less.  Not really.  I've pretty much accepted the fact that recycling just gets thrown out and/or burnt like regular garbage but it makes us feel better about it when we're personally disposing of it.  SUCH IS LIFE.  I like feeling better about things in the moment!  MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Anyway SPOKE TOO SOON about The Crossover.  THEY GET INTO A CAR ACCIDENT IN THE FUTURE.  NO SPOILERS.  I haven't found out HOW SERIOUS the Future Car Accident is. I guess it's sort ofa Back To The Future type thing though.  THEY MAY have a chance to go back in time now and avoid drag racing Flea.  EITHER WAY I WISH THEM THE BEST OF LUCK.  Wait do I.  I complained JUST EARLIER TODAY how they were achieving the best of luck.  Look INDIVIDUALLY I wish people the best of luck.  I just don't like it when PEOPLE HAVING THE BEST OF LUCK makes other people think EVERYONE GONNA HAVE TE BEST OF LUCK.  Most of us DON'T have the best of luck.  END UP WRITING A WEBSITE ALL WEEK.  NOBODY WANTS THAT.  Hmm.  What else do I got going for me.  Guess I'm taking our recyling-ables after this paragraph is over.  Oh hey that's now.  Wow I didn't see that development coming at all.
   Took out recyables.  Took out A GARBAGE.  A FOLDED UP CARDBOARD BOX.  GARVAGE.  Eating up onion roll.  Gonna listen to some MUSIC when this is over.  Can't listen to music over THE SOLOIST.  If it weren't for MUSIC THEMED PLOT it'd be perect movie to listen to music over.  EXCEPT FOR how Roger Downey's Jr's voice is CAPTIVATING. So that's TWO marks against it.  Either way put Freddy's nightmares on or something and listen to music.  So that's good.  I can anticipate a good NightTime of listening to the same songs I listen to over and over again but this time IN A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT ODOR.  I meant to say order.  I SAID ODOR.  Reminds me of the song Smells Like Teenage Spirit.  That was a good one.  You know that sort of thing.  More or less.  Perfect Peppermint wasn't as bad as I dreaded.  It was Peppermint Gum!  That's it!  Nothin wrong there really.  HOWEVER it turns out I didn't need to get two packs.  Re-UPPING with gum from Amazon TOMORROW.  ONE PACK WOULDA SATISFIED ME.  BLEW some money I didn't need to on 2 packs.  WELL THERE GOES MY COLLEGE SAVINGS.  I went to college. I  have the sweatshirt to prove it.  WELL THERE GOES MY SAVINGS TO GET A NEW SWEATSHIRT.  Anyway I'll see ya later

-9:00 P.M. 

Friday, April 14, 2023

Who Told You To Read This

    Hey friends.  10:36 AM!  We're talkin' I woke up about an hour ago, was ready to have a halfway hearty delicious frozen breakfast bowel, and then super marker delivery rang door bell while it was microwaving!  WOW they arrived before Window!  Anyway.  Ate the breakfast POST walk POST putting things away.  Should be able to fit in 3 walks in Early Part of day relatively easily.  If I have to cut an act a paragraph short SOBE IT.  When I was a kid (TEENAGER AND OR/ 20 YEAR OLD) there was an ENERGY DRINK or SODAE or something you'd buy in corner stores called SOBE.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP that appears to have existed and/or still exists.  Didn't make that up in my imagination.  That's a relief.  So Us By Us.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Didn't get my sushi.  Go figure.  Kinda feels like they GET OFF on promising sushi and then only deliverying 66.7% of the time.  OTHERWISE what would their motivation be.  SEX SELLS and/or doesn't as the case may be.  NO MOTIVE FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN SEX.  I feel very strongly about this.
   Second paragraph.  Started New In Alternative music playlist again after starting it before yesterday.  IT'S NEW ONCE AGAIN TODAY.  Not sure I'm comfortable with that.  Gonna be honest I LIKED IT BETTER YESTERDAY.  We'll see how it goes though.  Gotta give Today a chance.  That's my version of Give Peace a Chance.  I'm OKAY with giving Peace a chance.  I'm not ANTI- giving peace a chance.  I just think Giving TODAY A Chance should be our TOP PRIORITY.  Hmm.  Watched more Freddy's Nightmares AND more... uh.. THE CROSSOVER last night I think.  I could be wrong on one or both counts there.  Feels like I watched more TV though.  And those are the two main suspects one would imagine.  So that's good!  Buying 3 or 4 new shirts from Amazon. I was NOT CONSULTED on them.  I gave a quick look at tiny icons of what they look like. SOLID CHANCE I see them in person and feel like I don't wanna wear them RE: DESIGN OF THE SHRIT.  But it's not SO bad that I REFUSE to wear them. WOW WHAT AFUTURE.  Forgot to buy gum for super marker delivery today.  ADDED IT TO AMAZON for Monday.  GONNA HAVE TO BUY Meanwhiles GUM TODAY OR TOMORRA
   Coffee time!  SO FAR SO GOOD.  What is So Far So Good.  I'M Gonna Go With THE PAST 10 SECONDS.  Anyway.  Relatively Reasonablye amount of NightMight last night.  Only got Five Definite Lunch possibilities this week AND THUS TODAY.  Salami or ham or Vegetable Burger sandwich.  Wide alfredo or Chicken Parm.  ALSO no communal dinner and I don't want pizza again SO SOLID CHANCE I have 2 of them today.  THEN AGAIN perhaps time has come to order Chinese Food again.  TIME HAS COME to get less indulgant one like Oh I Don't Know a CHICKEN OR BEEF IN GARLICK SAUCE.  So that could be good.  Even FOR LUNCH Good.  WWOW BEEF.  Just had halfway hearty breakfat bowl and my favorite part-- or at least one of top seven favorite parts-- were little balls of sausage! NOT SO FAR OFF from the beef part of beef with garlic sauce.  Also they call it Beef WITH Garlic Sauce but I BET if they spoke English 15% better they'd go with Beef IN Garlic Sauce.  Garlic Sauce isn't exactly THE SIDE DISH to the beef.  Kind of WHAT THE BEEF IS IN.  Then again maybe they just SEE THINGS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY.  They actually do see the sauce as A Side Dish. 
     If that's the case I'VE BEEN EATING IT WRONG.  I guess YOU CAN sort of eat it in a way that ok I'm scooping up some beef or vegetables as it were in some bites... now I'm scooping up some gobs of sauce in another bite... that's how this dish goes...  Anyway.  Gonna have to look into that at some point in my life and/or afterlife.  Probably afterlife.  Don't think I'll get around to it now or in the immediate future.  Just doesn't feel like a priority.  Whatever.  WOW the Mets are playing at 9:40 PM tonight. AND FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS AND FOURTY MINUTES AFTER THAT.  That sounds like fun FOR THEM.  Not really.  IT'S WORK.  Lots of RUNNING and they're probably in slight pain.  If I were a baseball player I'd be in slight pain all the time BUT YOU ALSO GOTTA RUN ALL THE TIME REGARDLESS.  WOW.  What great people.  I guess.  Better than lots of OTHER people at least.  Not ALL other peoples.  But certainly MOST other people.
    Fifth paragraph.  I've complimented sports people on playing through pain before.  It's because I'd like to get in their good graces.  Never know when having a friend who can hit a double on your side might come in handy.  The point is LIFE GOES ON.  How long do I have to write this act ideally.  FOURTY MINUTES LEFT would be ideal.  FIFTY MINUTES would be tolerable.  BUT FOURTY MINUTES would be HOLLERABLE.  That's when something's great.  I CAME UP WITH THAT.  ME.  GOTTA FORWARD THAT TO THE SHINS.  THEY WANT TO KNOW ALL TE NEW SLANG THERE EVER IS.  THEY TALKED ABOUT IT IN TITLES.  Wonder if they get that problem.  People e-mailing them AND OR SNAIL MAILING THEM hey guys got some good ideas for new slang wanted to run it by you.  My guess is MUST HAVE HAPPENED ONCE OR TWICE over the course of the last 20 years.  That's how I feel.  What's the newest slang there is.  TOP SLANG of 2023.  Lemme LTURQ.  Actually I don't wanna know.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.
   Five paragraphs to go for Act I.  I'd like some OLD slang.  Old slang is CHARMING.  Also EVERYTHING THAT WAS OLD IS NEW AGAIN.  Not sure that's accurate.  It SOUNDS smart and WOULD BE COOL if it was true.  JUST NOT SURE IT REALLY PANS OUT THAT WAY.  TIN PAN ALLEY.  LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  There's a Bob Dylan, "Doc," on HBOMax but it just seems like It's Too Much.  I like me some Bob Dylan but c'mon it's an assault on my brain cognitive powers it would feel like.  WELL the lyrics part.  I guess 95% of it would be fine.  But every part where they talk about while playing his lyrics STOP IT IT"S TOO MUCH MAKES MY BRAIN GO INTO OVERDRIVE.  And you wouldn't like it when my brain goes into overdrive!  Well you probably wouldn't care one way or another.  But I wouldn't like it when my brain goes into overdrive is the point.  What's overdriving.  I know what driving is.  It's the thing where you travel down the street and go Beep Beep.  OVERDRIVING I guess is you're traveling down the street FASTER and going Beep Beep BEEP BEEP.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Lookin' like I got INTERNET Blood Work Results from Endocrine Lady.  However gotta sign in as my Dad's username.  I don't know his password.  Not in the mood to ask him now.  I'll ask him LATER ON.  POSSIBLY WAIT UNTIL THE AFTERLIFE.  Kidna feels like that information will no longer be relevant to me at that point.  IT'S TE PRICIPLE OF THE TING.  BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.  YA DO WHAT'S RIGHT EVEN IF IT'S ON DELAY.  That's how I feel at least.  Hmm halfway through Seventh Paragraph I guess.  Anyway I dunno.  I can relate to the Avett Brothers because I also have a brother ALBEIT not an Avett Brother.  Similar difference in AGE THOUGH.  That's a relatable factor to have in Family Relations.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  THEY WORK TOGETHER IN WRITING SONGS.  I'VE SEEN IT.  Now I know how some people tend to write some songs.  IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER once and foreall.  Anyway.  The one song I saw GONNA BE HONEST I liked it better when they were first putting it together then when they first performed it to audience.
   WHY WOULD I BE HONEST ABOUT TAT.  That's the biggest, "Slam," anyone has ever made about ANYONE EVER.  Hopefully this never reaches them.  Probably wouldn't.  Unless they have lots of extra brothers.  The more brothers you have I GUESS the more likely that one of them will be Reached by this.  THAT'S JUST MATH.  Anyway I dunno.  Was happy with halfway hearty breakfast bowl.  Really more of a 40% Hearty bowl.  Was hearty enough though!  For the amount of calories IT WAS HEARTIER THAN WAS MY EXPECTATIONS.  So go figure on that one.  Anyway.  Even if Avett Brothers have extra brothers who find out about the Slam WHY WOULD THEY TELL The main two Music Avett Brothers.  That'd just upset them.  I think we're pretty safe here that this will never get back to them.  So that's a load off my back and whatknot.  Ugh.  What else do I got going on for me.  Only two more paragraphs to write.  FOR THE ACT.  THE WEBSITE ACT.  FIRST ONE OF THE DAY.  Oh Okay That Makes Sense.
   Sure.  Anyway I guess I'm on track to fit in 3 walks and Normal 2 acts in early part of the day.  GONNA BE RELATIVELY CLOSE.  ALL THINGS ARE RELATIVELY CLOSE.  Big ol' universe out there.  We're all here on Earth PRACTICALLY TOUCHING when it comes down to it.  HMM SOUNDS SEXY WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY.  So that's pretty good I guess.  On the other hand GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP.  This is MY SPACE.  BACK IT UP not just a little BUT A WHOLE LOT.  That's also pretty good I guess.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Was pressured AND SUCCUMBED TO PRESSURE to throw out Wilco shirt today.  Had too big tears in back of shirt.  THIS SHIRT HAS BEEN WIT ME THROUGH THICK AND THIN.  Since 2007!  WHY THAT'S A WHOLE LIFETIME for people who were born Exactly In 2007.  Which is a lot of people.  Probably relatively close to the amount of people born ANY YEAR in the relatively recent past!  Either way ALWAYS NEW WILCO SHIRTS I CAN BUY I'm sure.  Probably.  Some bands may only have shirts you can buy AT SHOWS.  That'd be my guess.  Probably most bands you can buy shirts ON THE LINE.
    Last paragraphs!  Then time for WALK-EM-UP II.  If I like Wilco PROBABLY WOULD LIKE AVETT BROTHERS.  Avett seems more Straightly Forward Folksy FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM CAUSE I'M AN IDIOT but on the other hand I'M BASING THIS ON 20 Minutes of Documentry which is based on about a total of 3.5 minutes of music which is probably based on a single tiny portion of their Musical Career Catalogue.  SO I DUNNO.  Point is Wilco and Avvet Brother PROBABLY RELATIVELY CLOSE all things considered.  Anyway.  OPPOSITE SIDES of the i-tunes rolodex.  Or TANGIBLE RECORD rolodex if that's how you do things.  A is one end.  W is the EXACT OPPOSITE END.  That's how the alphabet works.  A TO W.  WHAT THE HELL?  X Y AND Z?  THAT SOUNDS LIKE NONSENSE SOUNDS.  GET OUT OF HERE WIT THAT BULLSHIT.  I feel like you can make an argument that there are TWENTY SEVEN letters in the alphabet and the letter everyone keeps forgetting about is, "AND."  Everytime anyone ever says the alphabet, 99.75% of the time they include AND.  SURE SOUNDS LIKE PART OF THE ALPHABET TO ME.  Hmm.  Gonna have to think about that one.  I'll be back in a little bit.

better start talking

    Hi friends.  Got about 35 minutes to write this act.  Should be more than enough time to write 5 paragraphs by FIVE OR TEN minutes.  But if not HEY GUESS WHAT I'M CUTTING IT SHORT BY A PARAGRAPH OR WHATEVER.  So that's good.  Leaning towards delicious Salami Sandwich for lunch.  SIDES?  Pop Chips!  Got very little Sour Cream and/or Onion Pop Chips left.  MAY be enough to compliment sandwich.  MAY not be enough.  MAY not even exist.  Either way I bought FRESH bag of BB and/or Q Pop Chips that I can go with.  I don't wanna have to have tiny amount of Sour and/or Cream Onion pop chips AND BBQ Pop chips though TOGETHER as one side.  So we'll have to see how that pans out ultimately.  PANS OUT?  WHAT DO PANS HAVE TO DO WITH TIS.  THERE I GO AGAIN.  Anyway got delicious coffee and sprite zero going for me.  So that's pretty good.  WHEN will I eat lunch.  Slightly before 2:00 Post Meridian?  Around 3:15 Past Mortum?   Some other WILDCARD time?  Probably the first thing.  Oh that's fascinating WHAT ELSE IS ON THE TELEVISION SET.
   I'm not watching Television Set yet.  BUT IT'S GETTING CLOSER.  Looking forward to developing holes in the back of New Shirts and my parents getting particularly angry about that.  SHOULD BE FUN.  So that'll be good.  What else do I got going on for me.  Still on New In Alternative Playlist for Walk II.  Going okay!  Feels like I wanna listen to something else BUT AT THE SAME TIME this is going PRETTY good.  And I don't have any good ideas for what would REALLY hit the spot.  SO I GUESS I'M STUCK HERE INDEFINITELY POSSIBLY UNTIL THE END OF TIME.  Let's hope Time Ends.  Cause otherwise THIS WON"T EVEN END AT THE END OF TIME.  THIS'LL JUST KEEP GOING and won't stop EVEN EVER.  Ugh.  That'll be a chore.  What else is up.  Soap is slivering up quicker than I anticipated.  Might need to start A New Soap maybe a week or so from now.  WOW.  Anything more exciting than a new bar of soap?  PROBABLY several things BUT THEY"RE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Let's see.  Looking ahead I don't see why I WOULDN'T be able to fit in Entire Eight walks.  MAYBE if I order Chinese Food that'll muck things up.  Having to wait around 50 minutes between ORDERING IT and IT ARRIVING.  THAT COULD THROW A WRENCH INTO MY PLANS.  Why is throwing a wrench into plans a bad thing.  WRENCHES ARE USEFUL.  They're THERE to HELP.  I've never needed one but I'm sure they come in handy ALL THE TIME for other people.  Anyway.  What's a wrench.  That's the thing that helps you unscrew things.  Or that's ONE of its uses.  I may be thinking of something else.  The point is it's a HANDY MAN'S TOOL of some sort.  THAT'S OF A PRACTICAL CAPACITY and not just there to complicate things.  I dunno.  I don't believe we've used House Air Conditioner yet this year but I believe we're getting into that territory!  WOW.  That's fun.  THE AIR IS GONNA BE CONDITIONED. Not sure how air feels about that.  Not sure I CARE how air feels about it.  Maybe I DO now that I think about it.  WHY DID I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.  I WAS BETTER OFF NOT CARING.  Now I can't get it out of my head.
   Penultimate paragraph of daytime day.  Hmm.  Got solid twenty minutes to write 2 paragraphs.  I can do that more or less.  SO that's pretty good.  Maybe put on The Cross Over first.  Ya never quite know where it's going!  You know it's gonna be Heart Warming and Inspiring and Feel Good in the end BUT YA DON'T KNOW EXACTLY what route it will take to get there.  SO THAT'S PRETTY FUN.  SAME THING with Freddy's Nightmares.  YOU CAN APPLY everything I just said about the Crossover to Freddy's Nightmares.  Or not.  Probably not!  But I felt like saying it anyway.  Oh well.  Can't go back now.  Must move forward with our lives.  Hmm.  What else is up.  IF Freddy Kruger had a nightmare what would it be.  Kids JUST OUT OF REACH of being Haunted and/or stalked and/or killed by him?  But that happens all the time.  Most of all the movie Is That.  Only ONE OUT OF THREE times does he ultimately kill people in dreams.  MOST OF THE TIME he just GETS CLOSE and doesn't FULL SUCCEED in killing them and whatknot.  HE'S LEARNT TO LIVE WITH THAT SUCCESS RATE by this time I'm sure.  Doesn't bother him.  What's going on again.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day.  Wonderful.  What else do I got going on for me.  HALFWAY through April already.  WHY IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO I turnt the calendar to April.  IT WAS.  I TURNT THE CALENDAR MANY DAYS TOO LATE. Oh okay that makes sense.  Maybe I should turn calendar to May several days EARLY.  Balance things out.  UNIVERSE MUST BE ABOUT BALANCE.  Not sure where I picked that up exactly but it sounds vaguely reasonable.  Hmm.  Friday.  POSSIBLE Streamers update their Film Selections today.  MAYBE SOME NEW FILM I can watch.  Nice DRAMATIC film.  That'd be interesting.  Throw a wrench into the works.  POSITIVE wrench.  Works could use some wrench to screw in something or something.  Works.  Screw.  SOUNDS LIKE PRACTICALLY A PALINDROME TO ME.  VERY close.  So ON That HIGH NOTE let's end the act.  See ya tonight.

Sure It's Bad

    Hey friends.  Another successful day mostly down.  TOO HOT RIGHT NOW.  That's not A Success.  Heir Conditioning isn't working and won't be addressed until next week.  Got windows open but not making much of a difference no how.  Anyway had delicious salami sandwich for lunch and chicken CON garlic sauce for dinner.  We're talking WHITE RICE.  We're talking HALF OF IT.  We're talking ALL FIVE MINI SHRIMP DUMPLINGS. We're talking ZERO OUT OF ONE Hot and/or Sour Soup.  THE REST OF THAT is lunch tomorrow AND/OR dinner tomorrow.  You know that sort of thing.  Watched all of Super Avett Bros Documentary. It was okay!  Watched more of Fred's Nightmares.  FINE.  Watched some of Cross-em-ups.  GOOD.  Not sure what to watch GOING FORWARD into the long good night.  That's not how that line goes.  But it's close enough that I KNOW THE REFERENCE I'M MAKING.   Sounds good to me.  Took Entire Eight Walks.  LOOK THE DAY IS DOWN.  I ACCOMPLISHED LOTS.  WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME BESIDES FOUR PARAGRAPHS WHICH IS ALSO WHAT I WANT FROM MYSELF SO WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE THERE.
   Huh.  Speculation Baseball Team isn't doing too good.  ALL GOOD except for ONE PLAYER who FUCKED IT UP FOR EVERYBODY.  BETTER GO SIT IN  THE CORNER AND TINK ABOUT WHAT HE"S DONE.  Not sure what good that's gonna do.  Sitting in the corner-- that makes some sense.  SHAMEFUL.  Separates him from his peers.  NOW THAT'S A PUNISHMENT.  Not sure what Thinking About What He's Done will accomplish.  It'll only make him wanna do it more.  He'll start thinking about ways he could have done it better (OR WORSE depending on the way you look at it).  BECOME OBSESSED WITH DOING THE WRONG HE DID AGAIN AND AGAIN.  What's going on again.  Hmm.  Had one of six weekly onion rolls in afternoon.  I have no regrets!  Maybe one out of eighteen regrets.  More or less that's the percentage of regrets I have.  Really not that many regrets in the large scheme of things.  Enjoyed white rice tonight.  Best part about white rice is the solid amount of white rice that gets coated in whatever sauce the rest of your meal is in.  DELICIOUS.  You don't get that with pork fried rice.  SURE you will equally get parts of pork fried rice covered with Your Regular Sauce BUT WHO CARES IT'S ALREADY PORK FRIED RICE you're not gonna get bonus kick out of sauce added to it.  YOU WILL WITH THE WHITE RICE THOUGH.
   Amazing.  AMAZING!  All I can say is HBOMAX BETTER have saved my progress in IT: II.  Because I haven't watched it in SEVERAL days but I don't wanna have to GUESSTIMATE where I was when I pick it back up POSSIBLY TONIGHT.  Look can't be too hard.  Somewhere between 15 and Oh I Don't Know TIRTY minutes.  CAN'T BE TOO DIFFUCULT.  HOWEVER LET HBOMAX LIGHTEN MY LOAD AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.  It shouldn't be on me to have to do this.  Should be on TV TO DO IT FOR ME.  That's how the world is supposed to work.  Probably.  That's what was implicitly implied to me as a child.  That TV will remember your progress while watching programs.  ALL I WANT IS WHAT I WAS IMPLICITLY PROMISED AS A CHILD I DON'T THINK THAT'S ASKING FOR TOO MUCH.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Mostways through the third paragraph.  That's not so bad.  Not so bad at all!  Getting PRETTY CLOSE to being able to move on with my lives after this entry is over.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Gonna have to take out the trash in about ten minutes.  Seems reasonable.  Got some LAB results today.  LOOKIN LIKE GLUCOSE A BIT HIGH.  GONNA HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE ON GLUCOSE.  Per my understanding Glucose is Hipset Talk for Sugar.  The important thing is if you have to choose between having too much sugar or too little sugar gonna go with my gut on this one and go with TOO MUCH sugar.  You can always figure out a way to SUBTRACT the sugar from your body.  NO WAY TO ADD SUGAR THAT ISN'T THERE.  That's just SCIENCE that's all that is.  Let's see.  Gotta few sentences to go.  Not so many overall.  Hmm.  Possible I can finish Chinese Food for Meal without soup.  GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A GOOD LONG HARD LOOK AT THE NIGHT by which I mean the leftovers TO SEE IF IT'S ENOUGH CON NO soup.  You know that sort of thing.  NOT GONNA LIE HAD A FEW SALTINES EARLIER.  That's a good way to end the paragraph.  GARBAGE TIME.
   MY WHOLE LIFE IS GARBAGE TIME.  Let's really get into it.  Anyway what else is up.  I wouldn't say my whole life is garbage time.  I'm 34 and a third years old.  I'd say a solid 12, 14 years NON CONSECUTIVE years throughout that time have been QUITE NON GARBAGE.  SO I GOT THAT GOING FOR ME.  Anyway I dunno.  Figure I'll put something on the television that I can listen to music over.  Freddistan's Nightmartes is a good candidate for that.  I can READ The dialogue in the CLOSED CAPTIONING.  THANK GOD TIS CAPTIONING IS CLOSED.  If it was OPEN captioning it'd be FAR TOO UNRULY.  Wouldn't be able to keep up with open captioning IT'D BE ALL OVER THE PLACE.  You know that sort of thing.  Amazing.  Well I guess.  Hmm.  Guess that's about it for tonight.  I'll see ya again tomorrow morning which is like the tonight of The Tonight.  YEAH.  See ya later.

-9:06 P.M.

Thursday, April 13, 2023

Plenty Titles Are Pretty Good

    Hey friends!  Endocrine Appointment went be real quicklike.  Just got back from walk after Endocrine appointment.  Easily gonna fit in six walks.  Probably should be able to fit in Solid Seven!  Anyway.  Everything went pretty good.  Gained 6-7 pounds in 14 weeks.  Coulda been worse.  IN FACT per my calculations probably HAVEN'T gained weight in the last several weeks.  MY CALCULATIONS have me starting to NOT gain weight and/or slowly lose weight moving forward if TREND CONTINUE.  So that good.  Three, four pounds under the threshold between Health Weight and Overweight.  ALRIGHT.  Trend is not gain weight.  That settles that.  Was fasting overnight because I thought I had to.  I didn't have to.  BUT I SUCCESSFULLY FASTED ANYWAY.  So that's pretty cool.  Maybe I can REPLICATE that success.  Key might have been DRINKING WATER.  If I get up to eat and/or drink in Night DRINK SOME WATER instead of sodae.  NOT SURE WHY it matters.  PROBABLY DOESN'T.  WHO CARES.  I got an hour and fifteen minutes to play with for Act I.  WHO NEEDS IT.
   Hmm.  Nine paragraphs to go.  Leaning towards to breakfsat hot pockets for lunch later on.  Hmm.  Skipped breakfast as well.  I DON'T CARE.  NOT HUNGRY.  OKAY LET'S GET INTO YKKEMUP.  I like Freddy's Nightmares now.  I've done a complete turn around.  These aren't 1.5 out of tens.  THEY'RE FOUR POINT FIVE OUT OF TENS.  And THERE'S PLENTY OF EM.  Hmm.  Finished Gospel Music Doc.  It's GOOD because some of them are like THOSE WHO WENT TOWARDS POPULAR MUSIC ARE EVIL but some of them are like OH WELL GOOD FOR THEM THEY STILL ARE A FORCE FOR GOOD IN THE WORLD MORE OR LESS.  It's not like the Gospel Music People who went into popular music became Death Metal singers.  WASN'T TOO controversial lyrics.  Maybe it was.  I don't know. I'm just ASSUMING.  Pretty good at assuming.  Almost never wrong at assuming.  Otherwise why would I assume it.  Would make no sense!  Communal Dinner tonight.  Dunno what. My best guess is SOMETHING.  Coffee time.
   Sure.  TIME FOR JOKE.  Have you heard the one about the guy who did the thing and then someting and then woah wait a minute and then oh wait a second and then i was already waiting a minute that's SIXTY SECONDS and then HERE WE GO AGAIN.  No mets game today.  That gives me bonus time to watch Freddy's Nightmares.  Gotta see what happens next.  Even in episodes where Freddy isn't involved HE SHOWS UP in Cut scenes throughotu the episode and at the end of each episode.  So that's good.  Based on descriptions of the show on the internet I was ready for NO Freddy at all for most of this.  NOPE.  WE GET OUR FAIR SHARE OF FREDDY.  FAIR FREDDY FRIEND.  What else is up and crap.  Nothin that made Endocrinolgist fear for my health.  She did 4 or 5 things to generically check health.  Use I wanna say STETHESCOPE to check Heart and/or assorted areas around heart.  Nothin that made her go OH NO THIS IS NO GOOD.  So that's good.  Maybe something is no good and she's on board with it.  Probably not.  She complimented my haircut from the gitmo.  Anyone who likes me haircut would want me to be in good health.
    Fourth paragraph.  Hmm.  Also got cup o noodles.  MARUCHAN edition.  Lemme LTURQ.  What is that brand called.  SURE LOOKS LIKE IT'S CALLED, "MARUCHAN."  Anyway.  This flavor is called, "With Shrimp."  Wow!  Solid argument to be made for eating that for lunch later on.  So that's good.  I like me some With Shrimp.  Not sure why.  Sounds pretty indulgent to me.  And ONLY THE FINER TINGS IN LIFE FOR ME.  Hmm.  I'm okay with Midshelf Things In Life NOW AND AGAIN.  LOOK no one's life is perect.  NOT EVEN THE POPE'S.  And he's THE REAL DEAL.  Not sure what that means.  Of course Pope's life isn't perect.  He's THE MAIN SERVANT TO GOD out of EVERYONE.  He's gotta be living REAL HUMBLE right?  Premise of Pope isn't LETS TREAT TIS GUY LIKE SUPER KING.  Premise of Pope is THIS GUY IS GONNA SET EXAMPLE OF LIVING REAL PIOUS LIKE.  I dunno.  Seems like Option B is more in line with PREMISE but option A might end up bleeding into PRACTICE.
   YEAH.  Wouldn't quite say I ASSUME that.  Not comfortable assuming that cause WHAT DO I KNOW.  Assuming that would DRAG DOWN my potential success rate of Assuming Accuracy.  NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.  Who Died And Made You Pope.  THE LAST POPE. ...And then a committee of other people I WANNA SAY CARDINALS?  That's a joke I'm workshopping.  Kinda only works if it's The Pope telling it.  Or someone ASSUMING THE CHARACTER of The Pope.  Also pretty sure I've said that before here in Oh I Don't Know 2018.  If not me SEVENTEEN OTHER PEOPLE have said it IN 2018 ALONE.  So that's pretty good.  What else is up.  Getting POWERFUL CLOSE to the end of the first half of the Act I.  That's pretty cool.  Very warm outside  NOT pretty cool.  When I left house for Endocrine I was like TIS IS GREAT WEATHER FOR A NICE JULY DAY.  By now it's NOPE TIS IS TOO HOT FOR.  NOW IT'S AN UNCOMFORTABLE JULY DAY.  So that's good I guess.  Hmm.  HOW MUCH TIME do I have to write 5 more paragraphs.  HOW DOES FIFTY MINUTES STRIKE YOU.  Hopefully not at all PHYSICALLY.  I DON'T BELIEVE IN CORPORATE PUNISHMENT.
    Sixth paragraph.  MORE AND MORE I think I'd enjoy cup o noodles.  Maybe with Parent's Style small dinner roll on the side.  Feels like a strong way to Live My Lunch Life.  Feels like a strong slogan for some sort of Chain Fast Food Restuarant.  Not sure WHICH ONE off the top of my head.  Possibly-- VERY possibly-- NONE of them.  Gonna say 98.25% chance NONE of them.  But there's a 1.75% chance ONE OF TEM should have a slogan LIVE YOUR LUNCH LIFE.  That's a freebie.  YOU CAN HAVE THAT ONE FOR FREE.  But THE NEXT SLOGAN is gonna cost ya.  THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.  Gettem hooked and then when they want another one THAT'S WHEN THE MONEY STARTS COMING IN.  The main reason it doesn't work is they'd be like We want to encourage people to eat dinner and/or breakfast here too.  This implies we're only open for business during lunch.  WE DON'T LIKE THAT.  Then again THEY"RE WRONG and THEY'RE PASSING UP THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME.  That's on THEM.
    Seventh paragraph.  Dunno what to listen to on Today's Walks.  I'm between playlists.  Playlists are updated once again tomorrow.  Any playlist I start today WON'T BE FINISHED.  That'd be DUMB.  It's not like they play songs in descending order from Best Song to Worst.  I'm doing BAD by listening to partial playlist and then not finishing it.  IF I WAS LISTENING TO BEST SONGS and then missing the SLIGHTLY WORSE SONGS then fine that makes sense.  I DUNNO.  What else is up.  Three and a half paragraphs to go for Act I!  YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES.  3.5 paragraphs to go.  For Act I.  Hmm.  Water was pretty good tasting.  Lasted into this morning.  I DIG WATER.  Not literally.  That'd be tough to do.  Not sure if we can dig water.  We can dig FROZEN WATER I call it, "ICE."  Pretty sure we can dig Ice.  Not quite the same as Digging Dirt but we can dig it MORE OR LESS in its own way.  Anyway.  I'd like to contribute some ICE to the arctics.  Where do I sign up for that sort of thing.  Not sure where I"m gonna come up with ice.  I'll figure something out.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Oh.  Right.  Freeze Water.  I don't really have any FREE Water.  I pay for water one way or another.  Hmm.  I can capture RAIN.  That's free water.  NOT QUITE.  You're paying for a bucket.  OVER AND OVER.  Not really.  Just once.  UNLESS YOU'RE RENTING TE BUCKET.  Why would you rent a bucket when you can afford to buy one.  MAYBE YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO JUST BUY ONE HOT SHOT.  Ugh.  What else is going on and crap.  Is that a thing.  We can great giant funnels in the sky and have them deposit over the arctics and also freeze the water somehow.  DOESN'T SOUND VERY COST EFFICIENT.  No I guess not.  ALSO NOT SURE IF THAT PROCESS REALLY HELPS ANYTHING OUT IN THE END ULTIMATELY.  Can't really contemplate what kinda effects it would have MACRO-wise.  I'M NOT AN ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENTIST.  In fact I'm not an ENVIRONMENTAL ANYTHING if we're being honest. AND WE ARE.  Well I am.  MAYBE YOU'VE BEEN LYING THIS ENTIRE TIME.  What do I know.  Two paragraphs to go.
   Hmm.  WOW the Mets are playing the Athletics of OAKLAND next.  They are famous because they were represented ON STAGE AND SCREEN in Moneyball.  Amazing.  FASTED FOR NOTHING.  Turned out I could fast.  WOW MAYBE I FASTED FOR SOMETHING.  You know like PROTESTING THE BRITISH OCCUPATION OF INDIA.  Pretty sure they already accomplished ending that.  OH WELL COULDN'T HURT JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE AND PROTEST IT SOME MORE.  What else is going on and crap.  Who came up with Fasting As A Way Of Protesting.  And ultimately DOES IT WORK.  Because the logic at first seems like that's the dumbest thing in the world I've ever heard.  HOWEVER my guess if if you look at the results hey this actually DOES WORK?!  So go figure on that one.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into PEER REVIEWED studies on ultimate results of Fasting Protests.  I'll keep yuo updated on this situation as it progresses.
    Last paragraph of Act I!  Good deal.  What else is going on and crap.  Fit in a shower after Act II after Walk II.  Then take a Walk III.  THEN HAVE SOME LUNCH soon after that.  THEN SOME OTHER STUFF.  You can count on that!  Hmm.  I'M GONNA CONTINUE WATCHING FREDDY'S NIGHTMARES UNTIL... hmm.  What are my Political Demands...  That's a tough one.  Gotta make it GOOD yet ACHIEVABLE.  Also WHY WOULD ANYONE CAVE INTO THIS.  We've already established I find Freddy's Nightmares to be an Adequate Life Experience.  NO ONE'S GONNA FIND THAT WATCHING THAT IS TORTURING MYSELF.  I gave away the whole ball game already!  Oh well such is life.  Hmm.  Gotta figure out what to listen to SOON on walk II.  Got a couple of songs leftover from album I was listening to on Walk I.  THAT WON'T LAST ME FOREVER.  Unless it does last me forever.  Don't see how that would work though.  Anyway.  I'll be back in a little bit!
 

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    Hello friends.  Started New In Alternative playlist on Walk II.  SO WHAT If I don't finish it.  GONNA LISTEN to first Oh I Don't Know QUARTER OR 30% of songs all the same.  Hmm.  Gonna probably have Noodles for lunch.  We're getting ITALY STYLE restuarant for dinner and I've had MUCH pizza lately.  Probably get chicken roll.  THAT'd BE A REDUNDANCY with hot pocket for lunch.  So all of the day is coming into picture.  Which is good.  I NOW KNOW what'll happen.  No more mystery.  Who needs mystery.  Probably some people.  They, "GET OFF," on the mystery of things.  What weirdoes.  Anyway I dunno.  Anything else I can watch besides Freddy Got Nightmares first things first after shower.  Sure probably dozens of things.  Nothing I'd WANT to watch more though.  Hmm.  I wonder how much they payed Roger England to appear in each episode of this series.  My guess is THREE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS.
   So that's not so bad for him.  THAT'S THE BEST PART OF THE SERIES.  It IMPROVED Freddy Kruger's Life. GOOD ON HIM.  How's my baseball team doing today.  NOTHING.  HASN'T STARTED.  No games yet today.  Oh okay that's good. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.  The world is full of Speculation Baseball Possibilities!  Wow I get off on the, "Mystery," of Today's Speculation Baseball Possibilities.  You know that sort of thing.  Hmm.  When was the last time I Fine Tuned what sodae to get from Super Marker based on the stockpiles I had from previous week.  AT LEAST three weeks ago.  Probably 4-6.  BUT THIS TIME AROUND I'm gonna do it.  I HAVE TO.  Otherwise I'LL CONTINUE to have too many root beers.  And that's something I'M TIRED OF.  I dunno why I don't want too many Root Beers IN PARTICULAR.  Too many diet cokes or something oh whatever they'll get drunken.  Too many root beers?  JUST FEELS WRONG.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  GET THEM OUTTA HERE.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Anyway.  What if I do an EXTREME mix-em-up and get REGULAR chicken roll instead of grilled chicken roll.  I believe REGULAR comes with tomatoe sauce.  Obviously breaded (FRIED?!)  chicken instead of grilled.  And NO broccoli instead of broccoli.  And I wanna say It Comes With One Other Thing that Grilled Chicken Roll DON'T come with.  Oh well no way of knowing.  WAIT A SECOND WHAT IF I LOOK IT UP RIGHT QUICK ONLIEN.  Oh that sounds like one way of knowing.  Hmm.  NOPE.  They both come with mozarella cheeze WHICH I FAILED TO DISCLOSE.  But there's no BONUS thing for Breaded Chilcken Roll compared to Grilled.  My guess is YOU GET MORE breaded chicken than you get grilled chicken.  Just a HUNCH.  And or a Remberance based on past experience.  Either way I guess the act is half done.  So that's pretty good.  Pretty good FOR ME.  Possibly pretty good for you.  Depends on if you're a Act Is Half Full or Act Is Half Empty type person.
   Wonderful.  Two paragraphs left.  What else is going on and crap.  Gotta re-up with Cup O Noodles and/or Other Brand Of Noodles.  I like having them around in case I need em.  THIS IS THE LAST ONE I HAVE IN STOCK.  So that's good.  Let's see what Super Market has available.  Appear to just have Chicken Version of Cup O Noodles.  OTHER STUFF TOO but they involve slightly and or COMPLETELY different cooking methods.  So that makes that simple.  I like chicken cup o noodles brand cup o noodles.  That'd be THE DEFAULT Ramen Meal right?  That's my feeling.  Hmm.  In the past IN REAL LIFE i remember having to buy THREE of these at a time. Now IN FAKE LIFE you buy two at a time.  GREAT.  I LOVE IT.  LESS COMMITMENT.  But at the same time if you want to have MORE than three MORE COMMITMENT.  What if I wanna have FIVE cup o noodles.  Now I have to buy... six overall... insteaed of... si... WELL YOU GET THE IDEA.  DON'T DO THE MATH THERE.  JUST TRUST ME IT'S LESS PRICE-CONVENIENT I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU
   Last paragraph of the DayTime Day. What else do I got going for me.  Definitely noticing I eat less during the day since starting Dose of Topheramax in morning.  Eat probably MORE post dinner PRE NightTime Sleep.  But minimum snacking During DayTimeDay.  SO THAT'LL COME INTO STRONG PLAY going forward.  What else is a strong play.  GONNA GO WITH FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.  Off the top of my head.  Hmm.  Not really a play.  More of a musicial.  A musical IS a play but it's also it's own thing.  Gonna have to look into whether we can call musicals plays in polite company.  Or in impolite company.  If you're hanging around with the dregs of society and whatknot.  Hmm.  I like making cup o noodles because planning ahead USUALLY I'm like well I gotta prepare for waiting a while for water to boil but then when it happens I'm always like HEY WATER BOILED PRETTY QUICKLY.  However TO BE FAIR I've reached a point where NOW I KNOW right water gonna boil pretty quickly, I understand that at this point.  Gonna go into the experience expecting that.  BUT FOR A WHILE THERE IN MY LIFE it was a pleasant surprise.  Go figure.  I'll see ya tonight. 

Nothing Much New Here

    Hi friends. Another day practically completely down.  I accomplished more or less Too Much Garlic Bread.  It was enjoyable but UNNECESSARY.  Wasn't THAT MUCH.  Not Georging myself on garlic bread or anything. Just MORE than ZERO.  Anyway.  Had delicious Ramen noodles for lunch.  Grilled chicken roll for dinner.  SOME GARLIC BREAD after Solid Seventh Walk.  Basically that's what my life was the last Oh I Don't Know FIVE POINT FIVE HOURS.  Anyway.  Watched some more of Fredrick's Nightmares.  Watched 3 episodes of Disney Plusses THE CROSSOVER The Family Show about Family People. THEY LIKE BASKETBALL.  Well some of them anyway.  ONE OF THEM DOESN'T LIKE IT AS MUCH AS THE OTHER ONE.  BUT I TINK IN THE END IT TURNS OUT, "HEY ACTUALLY MAYBE I DO LIKE IT AS MUCH AS MY TWIN BROTHER."  I thought it would be the moral of the story is YOU DON'T NEED to play basketball, follow your heart to do other thing.  HOWEVER moral of the story is Nope YA ALWAYS FIND YOUR WAY BACK TO BASKETBALL ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.  I TINK.  I may not have been paying attention well enough.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Watched about 15 minutes more of The Avett Bros documentary. That's pretty good.  Sure they got long facial hair and/or Top Of Head Hair I can't Picture It Exactly but NOBODY IS PERFCT.  Hmm.  Got SUPER Marker delivery tomorrow morning.  Presumably aim to wake up Real Earlylike and take walk before window they're supposed to deliver.  I'd say I got a solid 40% chance of waking up early enough to do that there thing I just said or whatever.  Hmm.  WHAT TO WATCH when this is over.  Probably some FREDDY'S POWERFUL BAD DREAMS.  Ugh.  What else do I got going on for me.  Not wearing pants.  Or socks while we're on the subject.  Not taking out any garbage or Recyleablaltables or anything.  WHY WEAR PANTS if I'm not leaving the house.  THINK ABOUT IT there's no good OR EVEN BAD reason.  Anyway.  FINE TUNED FOR ONCE the sodae I'm getting from super marker.  YA KNOW WHAT THE FINE TUNE WAS?  ZERO sprite, coke, and root beer, and one six pack of 2 liter Orange.  AMAZING.  THAT'S WILD.
   Well I thought it was wild.  Maybe it doesn't blow you away.  Probably have little impact on your pysche or emotional wellbeing or PHYSICAL well being at all.  Possibly effects your Logic Wellbeing if you have something like that.  Probably.  HOW satisfied was I with noodles and small dinner roll for lunch.  WELL LET ME PUT IT TIS WAY-- I was moderately satisfied.  Hmm that's a pretty appropriate way to put it.  Sums up how I felt and it didn't take up too much space or anything!  I'd PUT IT THAT WAY ALL OVER AGAIN if I had to.  Anyway.  I enjoyed sipping up the water MOSTLY first so that most of the end experience was enjoying the noodles.  You don't wanna finish all the noodles first and then be stuck with sipping up the water.  SAVE SOME NOODLES FOR TE END.  TREAT YOURSELF WITH THE FINALITY OF IT ALL.  That's how I feel.  NO IT ISN"T.  Then why did I say it.  SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act.  LOOK is Freddy's Nightmares actually KIND OF well written and CLEVER if yuo know what to look for?  SO FAR SO GOOD when I'm paying attention.  THERE'S SOME WORD PLAY AND WHATKNOT that you can pick up on if you're on the look out!  WORD PLAY?  WOW.  THIS MUST BE AN EINTERTAINING SHOW IN THAT CASE.  Not really.  BUT STILL GOTTA GIVE EM CREDIT for trying.  Not really.  STILL THOUGH good for them.  Anyway.  Freddy HIMSELF is all about word play.  Shouldn't be, "SHOCKING," that they work word play into dialogue of OTHER characters in His TV Show AS IF WE WOULDN'T PICK UP ON IT.  I'M ONTO THEIR GAMES THOUGH.  Can't get word play past me.  Anyway sure yo ucan.  BUT NOT A COMPLETE 100% of the time is the point I'm trying to make.  Ugh.  Now that I think about it word play is the worst thing in the world.  I wanna watch ANYTHING but Freddy's Nightmares.  OH NO anything you watch has dialogue in it.  There's no escape!
    Last paragraph of the night.  I think I'll just watch Freddy's Nightmares and REBUILD a tolerance to WordPlay.  OR WATCH HOUSE PARTY and rebuild a tolerance to Kid 'n Play.  Something along those lines.  When I browse around HBOMax MUSIC section of Films for DOCS I might wanna watch they have House Parties I through III in the Music Doc Genre.  LOOK they never say it's ONLY Non Fiction.  And we gotta imagine House Party is BASED ON REAL LIFE.  THERE PROBABLY WAS A REAL HOUSE PARTY AT ONE POINT.  I bet there was!  Lost to the sands of time though.  Except the fictionalized version.  FOUND to the sands of time now I guess.  So that's pretty good.  Hmm.  Not sure why, "House Parties," are a thing.  In high school WHERE ELSE are ya gonna go party.  OUT ON THE LAWN?  THAT'D BE DUMB. In a bowling alley?  BOWLING ALLEY CAN'T HOST ALL OF YOU and if you do rent out the entire bowling alley THAT'S GONNA COST YA.  ALL parties are gonna be House Parties.  Could be 100% wrong on this one.  POSSIBLE I never went to a party when I was in high school.  POSSIBLE I NEVER WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL.  Wait nope I went to high school.  AND I went to bowling alleys.  AND I went to congregations of people OF MORE THAN THREE OR FOUR AT A TIME.  Welp that's it.  See ya tomorrow.

-9:01 P.M.

Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Look At This Here

    Hey friends.  Up late today.  11:13 AM.  HOWEVER gonna do some real hard work and try to fit in 3 walks in early part of day.  COMBO of Lots of Crunch Time, not writing full amount of paragraphs in first two acts, and eating into time where my Dad takes his walk.  We're talkin' got about 50 minutes to write Act I.  We're talkin' can go overboard between first two acts and/or 3 walks by AS MUCH AS FIFTEEN MINUTES in comparison to normal days because DAD SIGNED OFF on taking his walk up to 15 minutes later.  YEAH.  My goal is to hit as much as EIGHT paragraphs in this act instead of ten.  MAYBE I can hit more.  MAYBE I only hit seven.  EITHER WAY WHATEVER.  Possible turns out HEY I HIT SIX PARAGRAPHS IN ACT II.  Either way WONDERFUL SO MUCH UPKEEP TALK TO TALK.  Had some dreams tonight.  I won't bore you with them because YOU WOULDN'T INTERPRET TEM AS WELL AS I CAN.  And even I can't interpret them well.  Maybe you can interpret them better.  I'm too close to the source material.  CAN'T SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE.
    Anyway.  Reasonably reasonable NightMight.  Maybe too much.  But not TOO too much.  Had variation of Classic Breakfast with Quest Bar instead of Pop Tart.  Vegetable Burger will be Lunch or Dinner.  DUNNO what other meal will be.  Probably some delivery.  A TWO PART'R is a natural selection as Darwin Might Say because I don't have anything for lunch tomorrow otherwise.  MAN SO MUCH UPKEEP STILL LEFT TO GO.  THIS ENTRY IS GREAT SO FAR.  Mets game at 1:10 PM.  I'M BUSY TAKING A WALK RIGHT AROUND THEN.  STARTING WALK III.  Possibly putting finishing touches on Act II.  CAN'T TINK THAT FAR AHEAD OF TIME.  IT'D TAKE TOO MUCH TIME.  In a bit of a TIME CRUNCH as they say.  Hmm.  What's more UPKEEP I CAN SAY.  In the mood for Punishing My audience.  Writing as much crap as possible.  Not sure WHY. Just feels like the right time to UNENTERTAIN YOU.  Kinda feels like once or twice a week YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR IT.
   Coffee time.  Does me trying to entertain you and me trying to unetertain you look exactly alike?  YES.  SURE.  YOU GOT ME THERE.  SO in the end IT"S ALL A WASH.  Which is good I guess.  Hmm.  4/12.  Sounds like I'm exactly 34 and 1/3rd years old.  FINALLY OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK Windex.  gotta imagine at all ages you increase you gain SOME sort of right.  34 and a third is DRINKING WINDEX.  It's ABOUT TIME.  Cause I've been doing this illegally FOR A WHILE.  If I got bonus time left after 8 paragraphs WHAT TO DO.  Probably just POCKET that time and go take walk II.  Because IF I CAN I wanna take less time if I can.  YEAH.  What else.  I don't want PIZZA delivery.  Dont' want CHINESE FOOD OR CHIPOTLE delivery.  Don't want SMALL DINER delivery.  Hmm.  There's BURGER fast food delivery.  There's CHICKEN BASED Fast food delivery.  Don't want either of those.  WHAT THE HELL ELSE IS TEHRE.  There's Local Chicken Based Delivery Enterprises.  That sounds like a plan.  Not one I will follow through on.  But you get the idea.
    Four paragraphs to go!  Alright!  Probably fit in Entire Eight walks ultimately today.  Seems like I can fit them in.  Wonderful.  ALRIGHT onion rolls currently in stock for upcoming super marker delivery.  WASN"T YESTERDAY.  Amn't today.  Amn't mean's Am.  Which means are.  Let's see.  Got more FREDDY'S NIGHTMARES to watch.  PLEASE NO.  FIGURE SOMETHING ELSE OUT.  They're NOT GOOD.  If I had a nickel for everything I watched that wasn't good I'd have several dollars!  Yeah but this is like 44 episodes of Not Good.  FOURTY MINUTES OF 44 Episodes.  Better LTURQ.  Hmm.  It's POSSIBLE each episode is actually half an episode.  And each of the, "22," episodes is actually 2 episodes combined.  THE POINT IS WHY.  Hmm.  Got half of George Harrison to go.  This second part of Miniseries is ALL Post Beatles.  GOOD STUFF.  I like how he's friends with Eric Clapton.  I KNEW THAT.  I read Eric Clapton's BIOGRAPHY and/or MEMOIR.  Better LTURQ.  NOPE NOT SEEING ANYTHING.  Might be thinking of Pete Townshend autobiography and he spends half the time talking about Eric Clapton and George Harisson's friendship.  Oh makes sense.
   Fifth paragraph.  Got UP TO 35 minutes to fo for act I!  WOW KNOCKING THIS OUT OF THE, "TIME PARK."  Wow.  I read about someone who was in Cream.  Was PETE WOSHEND in Cream?  NO SIR.  But Eric Clapton was.  SURE SOUNDS LIKE I READ SOMETHING ABOUT ERIC CLAPTON.  Lost to the sands of time.  Hmm.  Wish I could have been a contemporary critic of The Who and or Pete Townshend's solo stuff.  "More Like Pete WOWshend!"  Not sure why I can't still do that if he releases something THESE days.  Because I'm not even a Contemporary Critic CURRENT Contempororary.  Oh okay that makes sense.  THE WHO had an album in 2020.  I LISTENED TO IT.  I ENJOY SOME SONG.  WOW.  Had onion roll last night.  ONE MORE between today and tomorrow.  That's not so bad!  I feel like that's PRETTY GOOD all things considering.  Hmm.  Maybe order place where they give you insane salad.  Get all the fixins you want.  As well as insane amount of chicken.  THAT COULD BE TWO MEALS RIGHT THERE.  Then again TOO HEALTHY.  Not sure I'm comfortable with that.
   Sixth paragraph.  Let's see.  At this rate I'm gonna guess I MIGHT make a solid NINE paragraphs.  Which is pretty SOLID JUST LIKE I SAID.  Hmm.  Wednesday.  Gotta do clunky Endocrinologist appointment tomorrow morning.  CLUNKING UP ALL MY WALKS.  The way I wake up the last month or two odds aren't great I wake up early enough to take a walk before hand.  Taking walks afterhand?  It'd be surprising if I can hit SIX.  Probably FIVE.  Maybe FOUR.  THREE TO ONE BLAST OFF.  Sure.  Listened to some more New In Rock on Walk I.  WOW this playlist just keeps going and going.  Almost over though.  Getting near the end.  Then what.  Probably something else.  I've narrowed it down to that.  Hmm.  Maybe just cut it off at eight paragraphs and set myself up for six or seven paragraphs in act II if I want it.  AND OH BOY I don't care I lost track if I care or not about the thing I was talking about.  I DO CARE but I don't care about talking about it anymore.
    Seventh paragraph!  I think I've been appropriately unentertaining today.  Feels good!  Might have to get gum.  I have enough Tropical Twist gum to last me today and tomorrow before re-upping on Friday I THINK.  It's gonna be close.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEAH I'LL BE GOOD.  Got 1.5 packs of Tropical Twist and .5 packs of ORIGINAL.  ALRIGHT.  Won't be the BEST Gum Experience but JUT GIVES ME SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO for Friday.  WOW.  Not sure why Eric Clapton was friends with George Harrison.  If I were Eric Clapton and I could pick any of the Beatles to be friends with WHY NOT GO FOR ONE OF THE OTHERS.  Why settle for George.  Look George Harisson is FINE but WHY SETTLE.  That's MY feeling.  Anyway.  I like George Harrison.  He outlived John Lennon.  Must have been doing SOMETHING right.  How did he die.  I'm gonna guess got killed in The Running Of The Bulls.  Lemme LTURQ.  Lung Cancer.  Probably regrets having lungs in retrospect.
   Eighth paragraph.  I can write 2 more paragraphs in the amount of time I want to!  Sounds PERECT.  What else is up and crap.  Even possible I can end up with six paragraphs in Act II.  BUT IF NOT six in act III is FINE JUST FINE.  What do I got on Television Set today.  Start off with Mets game.  That's a no brainer.  Get bored of Mets game in Two to Four Minutes.  That's a no brainer.  Got rest of George Barrison DOC.  Hmm.  The Mets are playing AT HOME.  Meaning they don't get to HIT the baseballs until the second half of the inning.  THE GAME HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET and I'M ALREADY BORED.  I wanna see My Team HIT not pitch and/or field.  WHAT DUMBNESS.  Anyway I dunno.  Down to ONE Quest Bar.  Have been eating them rather sporadically the last 2 or so months.  NOW we have one Birthday Bar left.  That's it!  Gonna get 3 or so more next week.  From STORE.  That might be it.  No real impulse to buy any in bulk over internet.  YEAH.
   Ninth paragraph.  Maybe I could AND/OR SHOULD write entire ten paragraph.  Lemme think about it.  We'll see how much time is left after this paragraph.  Probably WILL be enough time now that I think about it.  THERE'S NO, "THINKING," about it.  There's GUESSING about it.  What else is up.  Tried looking up New And/or Interesting books about Musicians that are either Autonomous Biographies or Memoirs and the like.  Nothin' new!  I'd take an account of musician life written by someone UNRELATED to musician.  I don't think there's anything there, either.  DANGIT.  The important thing is I SPENT 40 SECONDS LOOKING and that's all anyone can do.  Here's some Kinds Of Entertainment You Deserve-- WHAT KINDA CHARGE MY PHONE GOT-- 97%-- THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.  That'll last me throughout the day no problem.  VERY happy with that.  What else is up.  Gonna fit in ten paragraphs WITH TIME TO SPARE I guess.  WOW.  Gonna have to remember to turn to Mets Channel before game starts.  In case there's an exciting HOMERUN and/or TRIPLE and I wanna watch it.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Hmm.  Enough New In Rock songs to last me next walk.  Pretty confident about that.  Hmm.  Pretty confident I have vegetable burger for lunch and then put off worrying about what to do about Other Meal for LATER on in day.  WHY DO WHAT I CAN DO LATER NOW.  Makes no sense.  I CAN DO IT LATER.  Let figuring out what to do about it MARINATE for a while. That's just common sense.  Something like that.  Hmm.  I made it to halfway through the tenth paragraph BUT THAT MEANS NOTHING unless I finish the tenth paragraph.  Wore LIGHTEST SWEATSHIRT JACKET THERE IS on walk I just to play it safe but that was UNNECESSARY.  None of that for me next walk!  The important thing is the socks I'm wearing now have developed holes.  What am I doing wrote with my socks that they develop holes within a week of wearing them?  Off the top of my head TOO SMALL SOCKS?  They FEEL comfortable.  Don't feel LOOSE or anything but they don't feel TOO tight.  But obviously SOMETHING IS GOING WRONG.  Maybe because of All Them Walks.  Either way gotta look into that one.  I'll be back in a bit!

well can't say i didn't try

    Hey friends!  Got up to fourty minutes to write this act, but I'd ideally do it in thirty minutes!  Anyway. I think I'm back on board with trying to entertain you.  Which will manifest itself in Being The Exact Same Quality As Before.  But the point is RELAX WE'RE ALL FRIENDS AGAIN.  So that's good.  Uncle has some new health problem.  SPINE problem.  At first it sounded bad by the NAME of the problem but once it was explained to me HOPEFULLY it ends up being a correctable relatively not so serious issue.  So that's good.  HEY I JUST TOLD YOU PERSONAL INFO ABOUT MY UNCLE.  Still you don't know WHICH uncle.  My ONE uncle.  An IMAGINARY uncle I might have.  You don't know!  Hmm.  How many New In Rock songs do I have left. Let's see.  Six and a half.  Don't think that's gonna cut it for a 25 minute walk!  The good news is I can always start ANEW something by the end of the walk.  The bad news is I ALREADY TOLD YOU BAD NEWS, UNCLE SPINE.  WHAT MORE BAD NEWS DO YOU WANT.  WILL YOU EVER BE HAPPY WITH THE AMOUNT OF SUFFERING IN MY LIFE.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Anyway.  At what point does Elon Musk create a Twitter Color for people he doesn't like.  six months?  2 years?  Kinda feels like we're headed towards that road.  So that's something to look forward to.  You'd THINK if you're labeled as an Undesirable on Twitter you'd delete your account.  Gotta imagine he'd somehow let your Name stand with the label of being An Other though.  So that's good.  What else do I got going on for today.  BAGEL.  Had that as a very solid idea for a meal today.  No egg to pair with bagel.  That's okay.  I got CREAMT Cheese.  Or BUTTER.  Butter is better but HARDER to spread.  CREAMT CHEESE WINS that battle.  Anyway that could be lunch.  Then Vegetable Burger is dinner.  Then lunch tomorrow is Oh I Don't Know some sort of Wildcard that will reveal itself through the natural course of things.  Or the unnatural course of things.  Or just won't reveal itself!  I can't predict the future.  Well SURE I can.  Just won't necessarily be right.  What else is up and crap.   Three paragraph to go!
   Sure.  Take bagel out to defrost POST ACT II, PRE WALK III.  That's the way to go, no doubt about it.  Maybe take butter out defrost 2 hours early too.  Then it's be REAL easy to spread.  Possibly completely melted.  SOUNDS GOOD. Can never be TOO MELTED FOR ME.  Well at that point probably would be too melted.  Gonna have to LTURQ.  How long does it take for butter to melt appropriately to spread.  INTERNET surely had some thoughts on that one.  Then again an equivalent amount of butter to Slightly Low Fat Cream Cheese in calories... The creamt cheese gotta be Slightly More Hearty. Not MUCH more hearty.  BUT SOMEWHAT.  And I LIKE ME SOME HEART.  Hmm.  Close to the end of this paragraph.  At this point SOLID CHANCE I get back from Walk III by the time my Dad takes his walk USUALLY.  GREAT SON.  THAT'S WHAT I AM.  MORE OR LESS.  Didn't eat any turkey.  YA WIN SOME YA LOSE SOME when ya have ME FOR A SON.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  What to watch when I'm bored with Mets game.  First thought is some George Harrison Doc.  What's, "George," short for.  Not quire sure what that means.  Possible it means something.  700 years ago George MIGHT have been short for something.  Georgory?  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE.  Oh well.  The important thing is I TRIED.  Too bad George Harrison wasn't a fat slob.  Then I could have called him GORGE Harrison if I was a contemporary critic.  Critic of people's appearance.  That sort of critic.  Ya know a JERK.  Gotta imagine AT SOME POINTS George Harrison's weight fluctuated SOMEWAHT and when it was at its highest HE MAY have weighed more than he weighed AT HIS LOWEST.  So that's something to take into account.  Anyway.  One more paragraph to go.  After this one.  Which is pretty good!  I'll be back before my Dad takes his regular walk NO PROBLEM THERE.  I DID IT.  ACCOMPLISHED EVERYTHING I SET OUT TO IN LIFE.  Except for  Giving Up On Going Out Of My Way To Not Entertain You.  I still DIDN'T entertain you.  But I started Trying.  Sorry about that.
   Last paragraph of the daytime day.  Hmm.  Gonna watch the 25 minutes of Mets game I missed after Shower on FAST-Em-Up FORWARD and then put on something else.  That's how I, "Roll."  Today is Wednesday.  Gotta imagine that'll pay off down the line.  Hmm.  NO MORE ORANGE SODA.  Didn't plan ahead about sodaes the last few weeks and it's FINALLY caught up with me.  NO ORANGE SODA for 2 days and A SHIT LOAD of rooted beers.  OH WELL now I know what to do going forward for NEXT time.  More or less.  SLIGHTLY MORE but not completely.  So that's good.  Not happy with how Mets Prospect Superstar Fransisco Alvarez has been playing.  I added him to my Speculation Baseball team and he hasn't been lighting up the scoreboards.  Gotta turn things around.  I believe in him.  IN THEORY.  In practice hasn't been showing the goods.  But IN THEORY sure why not he can turn things around he's got the goods in theory.  What else.  That's it!  See ya tlniight.

No Matter Any Way

    Hi friends.  A pretty success day down!  Had delicious bagel with BUTTERED for lunch.  We're talking I buttered it to my liking!  Quality AMOUNT of butter.  Quality saturatedness.  Got seeped into toasted bagel to my satisfaction.  Had delicious vegetable burger for dinner.  Took Entire Eight walks.  YEAH.  Watched some Mets game.  Finished George Harrison.  SURPRISE ENDING WAS IT WAS DIRECTED BY MARTIN SCORSESE.  And it didn't even close with a zoom in on a rat.  DOUBLE SURPRISE ENDING.  Hmm.  Started up another HBO, "DOC," about Gospel Singers and whatknot.  And how they were the bridge to LATER ON 20th Century Popular Music.  HOWEVER I'm more than halfway into it and STILL ON GOSPEL SINGERS.  So I don't think they're gonna get very deep into LATER ON 20th Century Popular Music.  WHICH IS FINE.  I'm learning lots about Gospel Music.  The groups all have great names like The Sympathetic Robins or The Holy Friends Of Reverends or The Quite Angelic Halos.  Also there was one group with a lady guitar player in the 1940's who was LICKING IT UP REAL GOOD.
    Four paragraphs to go.  "Lady Guitar Player," might not be very PC.  Sorry.  I meant to say, "Guitar Player Who Is A Lady."  There we go.  Anyway.  Tomorrow is ENDOCRINE LADY BEING SEEN BY ME.  Gotta leave at 10:00 AM.  Dunno when I'll be back.  I may NEVER be back.  Could die at some point.  OR I could live but just decide to never return home.  That sounds like a fun way to live my life.  Wonder how that would manifest itself.  I could imagine SEVERAL fun ways that would pan out!  Anyway probably watch some more FREDDY'S NIGHTMARES when this is over so I can listen to music.  Wait a second.  Freddy's Nightmares.  KINDA implies these are nightmares that FREDDY IS HAVING.  Like when Freddy Kruger goes to sleep himself and is having bad dreams THIS IS WHAT HE'S DREAMING OF.  LOOK that's LOGICALLY what it would mean as the (1) in the dictionary.  HOWEVER a solid (2) in the dictionary is People who have nightmares of Freddy Krueger-- in a way FREDDY, "OWNS," these nightmares.  These nightmares are in essence FREDDY'S NIGHTMARES.
   Oh ok that makes sense.  AS LONG AS THERE'S SOME LOGIC to the thing where a monster kills teenagers in their dreams.  HE'S NOT A MONSTER HE'S A MAN.  A MISUNDERSTOOD MONSTERMAN.  I think we understand him pretty well.  Kid murdurer!  Probably kid molestor!  Kinda goes unspoken though!  Anyway what else do I got going on for me.  Solid chance I have FINAL Onion Roll tonight as my Dad FORMALLY invited me to have some of his rolls over the course of the rest of the week (THE REST OF THE WEEK ENDS TOMORROW NIGHT OR MORE ACCURATELY FRIDAY MORNING). HIS ROLLS AREN'T GREAT but this way if I have a hankering for a roll tomorrow I HAVE OPTIONS.  Ugh.  What else is up.  Supposed to fast overnight for Bloodwork tomorrow.  Wonder how successful I'll be.  Not really GRADES of success.  Either I'm successful or I'm not.  Can't be SOMEWHAT successful in Fasting.  Hmm.  It's called FASTING because YOU WANT IT TO GO AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.  SO YOU CAN START STUFFING YOUR GOARD ASAP.  Goard.  That's a word.  For mouth.  Right?  I'd LTURQ but ya know why bother.
    Penultimate paragraph.  LUNCH TOMORROW looks like (1) choice is DOUBLE BREAKFAST HOT POCKET.  I'm already excited and it's along ways away.  Sure great that's good.  Mets won their baseball game today.  My Speculation Baseball team did OKAY today.  NOT GREAT.  NOT TERRIBLE.  JUST DECENT ENOUGH.  Anyway.  Is Freddy Nightmares SLIGHTLY better than I thought it might be.  COULD BE.  I thought it would be a 1.5 out of 10.  COULD IT END UP BEING A 3 out of 10?  Yeah!  I think it's got 3.5 out of 10 potential!  I SEE SOMETING THERE THAT I BELIEVE IN.  Good to have something to believe in.  Like THAT.  Or GOD.  But mostly FREDDY'S NIGHTMARES.  So that's good.  Also started watching Judd Apatow, "Doc," on the Avett Bros halfway through the day.  That was okay but I was in the mood for a different kind of music, "Doc."  But I know I have something to return to when the time comes!  Also Judd Apatow isn't shy about saying It's Him Doing Doc UPFRONT in the Doc whereas Martin Scorcsese does the big reveal AT THE END of his Music Doc.  WHAT'S GOING ON THERE.  TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STYLES OF DOC-MAKING.
    Last paragraph of the night.  Hmm.  Got a solid 1-1.5 hours left of the night after this is over.  Should be pretty good.  The point is I was 100% unfamiliar with The Avett Brothers music before this afternoon yet NOW I AM ONLY 99.25% UNFAMILIAR WITH THEIR MUSIC.  HOW DID I COME UP WITH THAT NUMBER?  I dunno I GUESSTIMATED how does that strike you.  Either way SEEMS PLEASANT.  I wonder if sometimes it gets UNPLEASANT BUT STILL GOOD.  MY BET IS SURE WHY NOT.  Anyway.  So far every episode with Freddy in it FREDDY COMES OUT ON TOP.  Always has Freddy killing the star of the episode or whatever.  And then he makes some pun to the camera RUBBING IT IN how he killed the victim.  I WANNA SEE AN EPISODE where Freddy loses and then the coda to the episode is Freddy going, "OH WELL YOU CAN'T WIN EM ALL."  Anyway I guess that's enough for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-8:57 P.M.

Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Just Trying To Write Paragraph

    Hey friends.  Up a little bit late.  10:21 AM!  Gonna fit in 3 walks in Early Part Of The Day with no crunch time.  Had ZO... WAIT A SECOND IT'S 10:22 AM.  Anyway.  Had zoom pshyciatry appointment at 9:30.  Nothin' new there.  I don't think so.  Hmm.  Gonna end up probably with Entire Eight walks in the day. Otherwise SOLID SEVEN.  What else is UpKeep Talk.  Had a reasonably reasonable amount of NightMight snacking.  Had delicious choclate chip cookie for early breakfast.  Was down to one shirt in laundry drying machine it turned out!  Wearing it now.  That's how I roll.  If I have a choice between wearing a laundered shirt and a bunch of unlaundered shirts 8 times out of 10 I'M GOING WITH THE CLEAN SHIRT.  Hmm.  Planning on doing laundry later today.  I'm at a point in my life where I'm not gonna keep putting that off Possibly!  So that's good.  Watched more REG Dradon last night.  HALFWAY THROUGH.  Feels like MORE than halfway through.  Feels like we've hit SEVERAL climaxes at this point.  I KNOW I HAVE.
    Hmm.  Two fresh meals leftover from Super Marker for this week are ham sandwich and veggie burger.  To last me the next Oh I Don't Know THREE DAYS OF TWO MEALS EACH INCLUDING TODAY.  Them both being sandwiches BE DUMB to have them both today.  No communal dinner tonight.  HMM This is a tough one.  No good At Home Wildcard.  I LIKE breakfast hot pockets BUT NOT IN THE MOOD as of this early point.  IS TIS GOOD WEBSITE FOTTER.  Welcome Back Fotter.  That's my sitcom pitch about a family when the father returns from the Korean war.  TOLD FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE EIGHT YEAR OLD SON.  Why would the MOTHER say Fotter.  He's not HER Fotter.  I HOPE NOT AT LEAST.  I guess that DOES happen from time to time but I DON'T CONDONE IT.  Anyway.  Kinda late to pitch shows about The Korean War.  I said POST KOREAN WAR you idiot.  This is A YEAR OR TWO AFTER the Korean war.  Dummy.  Anyway what else.  Lunch will be ham sandwich probably.  WHY BOTHER with oven with vegetable burger.  CAUSE IT'S DELICIOUS is one reason I can think of.  Oh okay good Coffee time.
    Hmm.  Fotter might be a Depression and/or BOOTLEG era phrase more than a 1950's phrase.  WE'RE TALKING I'M 20-30 years too late.  HEY WHAT CAN YA DO AM I RIGHT.  Too far into the project to adjust the time period.  WE'RE SET IN to post Korean War at this point.  Is prohibition era called, "The Bootleg," era by ANYBODY.  Sure it is.  Hmm.  Guess I could pick Pizzeria Pizza for dinner again.  I've had good success with Sicily-Style and NON-Sicily Style.  Gotta come up with a word for non Sicily Style.  I've heard the word Neapolitan at some point.  Is that what it means.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE that's just some other kind of pizza.  WHEN WILL WE FIND OUT WHAT REGULAR PIZZA IS.  Guess I can ask the Pizzeria.  Go directly to the source.  I CAN'T TALK TO THEM.  I'm opening myself up to Pandemic everytime I open my mouth.  Already talking too much when I say my order.  Hmm.  April 11.  WHAT'S THE 411?  WHY IT'S ONLY THE DATE That's what.
   Also I think it's the phone number you dial FOR INFORMATOIN.  That's weird.  There's a phone number you call and then you're like I GOT A QUESTION ABOUT SOMETHING.  JUST ANYTHING REALLY.  RANDOM THING.  MAYBE YOU KNOW.  I don't get it AND I'LL NEVER GET IT.  Maybe it has to do with THE CITY.  Like bus routes.  Or city phone numbers.  Or something like that.  Can't just be Trivia Questions or something.  Hmm.  Like if you were on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire you can't just call 411 and they'll give you the answer.  WELL OF COURSE NOT you can't expect them to give you an answer in 30 seconds THEY'RE A GOVERNMENTAL SERVICE THEY"LL TAKE FOREVER.  The point is they won't even give you answer in FIVE HOURS NOT THEIR JOB YOU IDIOT.  What else is going on.  FOR ONCE on Who Wnats To Be A Millionaire someone should call 911 FOR FUN.  Not sure what he would say to them For Fun.  Probably would get himself into legal trouble for making False 911 Report.  THAT'S A RISK HE'LL HAVE TO TAKE.
   Fifth paragraph.  Wearing heavy corduroy shirt today.  Was too hot outside on first walk with sweatshirt jacket on!  We'll see if its too hot going forward with no jacket on.  HMM.  Gotta imagine the first thing I watch on Television Set going forward is Regular Dragon.  Looking forward to finishing Roots.  ALSO in some respects I feel like I feel worse for The Roots post-emancipation than BEFORE.  Not sure if that was by design or if its just me.  Once they got a taste of freedom and then they find out it's a sham it's terrible.  ALSO from SOME OF THE SEQUENCES I've seen so far in this episode they legit show more violence post slavery than they showed during slavery.  Not just implied.  Just in what they choose to show!  HMM.  Really makes ya think.  I LIKE IT THOUGH.  It makes me think in a CRITICAL WAY.  Not a fan of what it makes me think about.  BUT IT DOES A GOOD JOB OF MAKING ME THINK ABOUT IT NO DOUBT.
    Halfway through the act.  Mets game tonight is at 7:10.  WHAT A COINCIDENCE.  I'm going to be ALIVE at 7:10.  LINING UP EXACTLY when the Mets will be playing.  Hmm.  Should be home then.  If we're leaning towards me eating pizza for dinner and it being between Seventh and Eight walks PROBABLY got pizza hated up in oven during that time period of Met Game Starting.  Anyway.  Imagination Baseball First Day Of The Competition Week went great yesterday!  Ahead of the opponent team NINE TO ONE.  I WISH THE WEEK ENDED RIGHT NOW.  I'd be winning... lemme crunch the numbers... NINE TO ONE.  Hmm.  Listened to New In Rock playlist on Walk I.  Still going strong that playlist is.  I enjoy it and whatknot.  Guess I can aim for vegetable burger today.  Been a few weeks since I had one.  I BET it doesn't fall apart while I'm taking it out of oven and transferring it into Sandwich.  Hmm.  Four out of five times that's the case.  Sure.  That's good.  Pretty deep into act.  All things considered.
   I haven't considered ALL things.  WHOSE GOT THE TIME.  No one that's who.  Even if you lived forever and a day you couldn't consider all things.  I dunno maybe the, "And A Day," puts you over the top and helps you consider All Things.  THAT, "AND A DAY," might make JUST THE DIFFERENCE.  Hmm.  Halfway into George Harrison 2 part Doc.  Definitely seen this before.  But WHO CARES It's A BEETLE.  My favorite Beatle is PROBABLY the one who is the guy whose the best at either the songs or Hmm I dunno that's a tough one there's lots of attributes or factors to consider when determining Ranking Your Favorite People Compared To Other People As An Exercise.  What else is going on and crap.  Hannibal Lector got a bit of a gut in Red Dragon.  Possibly in OTHER Dragons.  I mean OTHER films in the franchise.  Well I mean we KNOW he's a bit of a Foodie.  BUT I think he'd be pretty selective in what he eats.  YES HE likes food but VERY PARTICULAR ABOUT IT.  Not just gonna Gorge-a himself on JUST ANYTHING.  The important thing is the fun he had along the way.
   Eighth paragraph.  Not a fan of how Hannibal Lector is always sharing the food he makes from people with other people.  Look.  You went through A LOT of trouble to make food out of people.  Obviously you like eating people a lot.  WHAT ARE YOU DOING WASTING THIS FOOD SHARING WITH YOUR FRIENDS.  I guess that's part of his psychological profile.  He WANTS to share with other people.  I'm just DUMB that I never gave him credit for WANTING to do that.  I thought he was just being CAREFREE and OVERLY KIND.  NOPE FEEDING PEOPLE TO OTHER PEOPLE PART OF HIS KICK.  Oh okay it makes sense now.  What else is up.  Two and a half more paragraphs to go.  Solid chance I can be home POST walk III to put Vegetable Burger in oven for entire time before lunchtime.  So I don't need to put it in oven PRE-walk and have it on while I'm not here for it to be ready when I wanna eat lunch.  THAT'S KEY. REAL KEY.  Kinda getting tired of the tater tots though.  IN PRACTICE I'd enjoy them.  IN THEORY what else ya got.  IN PRACTICE not much.
    Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  Let's see if I've climbed out of last place in Other Speculation Baseball League (OSBL).  NOPE.  But I'm GETTING CLOSER.  ONLY FIVE POINTS AWAY FROM 11th place.  Five points means nothing to you.  You have NO context what five points means.  MEANWHILE I HAVE SOME CONTEXT OF WHAT FIVE POINTS MEANS.  So that's pretty good I guess.  Anyway.  Red Dragon MUST be a good movie because it's got a great cast.  My bet is Ebert went ahead and gave it three stars.  HOW FEW STARS CAN YA GIVE IT with this cast and this adequate Everything Else.  WOW HE GAVE IT 3.5 STARS.  I dunno why I thought Ebert would be underwhelmed by it for some reason.  TURNT OUT HE WAS ON BOARD OVERALL.  Go figure.  Let's see ROTTEN TOMATOES though. I'M GONNA SAY EVERYONE ELSE WAS UNDERWHELMED BY IT.  Not sure WHY.  I'M not underwhelmed by it.  I SAY EVERYONE ELSE IS THOUGH.  Let's see.  YEP only 69% on Rotten Tomatoes.  I KNEW IT, I JUST KNEW IT.  Huh.  "Competently Made, But Everything Is A Bit Too Familiar."  NAILED IT Critics Consensus.  THEY KNOW WHAT'S UP.
   Last paragraph of the act.  What else do I got going on for me.  Wonder how many shirts I'm gonna put into laundry.  I'd say at least 12.  HOW FAR DO I WANNA PUSH THINGS.  14?  MORE THAN 14?  I'd say 13 or 14 should be the limit.  TEN AGAIN Dad said he might add a thing or two.  WHICH MIGHT DROP ME BACK DOWN TO TWELVE.  Good deal.  Hmm.  No jacket for upcoming walk.  WOW WHAT FREEDOM.  Exposed to the elements.  What elements.  HEAT.  FIRE.  WATER.  WIND.  ALL THE ELEMENTS WE KNOW AND LOVE.  What about Wind.  MENTIONED WIND.  Not sure there'll be much wind.  ALWAYS A LITTLE WIND.  Even if you don't feel wind probably a little bit of wind going on.  Gotta be warm wind right.  I know there's DEGREES of cold wind.  Wind can be colder sometimes than other times.  But can sometimes there be wind that is warmer than it would have been if there was no wind at all.  I think so.  Right?  That doesn't sound that out of the ordinary now that I think about it.  Maybe it does.  Huh.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Anyway.  I'll be back in a little bit.

let's not get ahead of our selves

    Hey friends.  Got plenty of time to write paragraphs (Five).  Up to FIFTY FIVE MINUTE if I want to.  I DON'T want to.  But you get the idea.  Aiming for ham sandwich for lunch.  Possibly at normal time if I have a 3-4 Walk Early Part Of Day.  POSSIBLY if I have a late lunch which is suitable for a 2 Walk Early Part Of Day.  WE'LL SEE HOW IT, "GOES."  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Nice and warm outside.  By which I mean TOO WARM.  I don't like it.  COOL IT DOWN A BIT.  Hmm.  Set up appointment with General Care Doctor.  Physician.  Regular Check Up.  I don't know what exactly to call it.  The point is that's in Oh I Don't Know FIVE WEEKS.  Gotta imagine he'll weigh me too.  FORGET 2 DAYS, FIVE WEEKS FROM NOW GONNA BE A NEW OFFICIAL WEIGH IN I CARE ABOUT.  THIS.  CHANGES.  EVERYTHING.  Hmm.  Everything is THE REAL italics and the This and Changes are THE REAL Regulars.  Anyway what else is up.  Around what time are we looking at for starting laundry.  HMM that's a good question.  I'm gonna say around getting back from FIFTH walk around 4:00-4:15 PM.  HMM That's a GOOD ANSWER.
    Four paragraphs to go.  The REAL Red Dragon are The Friends We Made Along The Way.  What else is up.  Looks like 2024 Democratic Convention is gonna be in Chicago.  I like Chicago!  I also like C'mon Feel the Illinoise!  I think it's safe to say those are the top two HITS on that Sufjan Stevens album.  Doesn't mean those are the only two good songs.  Maybe doesn't even mean they're the best two songs EVEN THOUGH THEY PROBABLY ARE.  Just means that they're the two, "TOP HIT SONGS."  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Probably have enough Sour and/or Cream Pop Chips to pair with ham sandwich.  I know there exists a bag in the cupboard.  I know these bags have particularly low supply of chips COMING OUT OF THE FACTORY.  I know I've had some and my Dad has had some.  HMM.  That'd be a good pair with ham sandwich.  ALT to tater tots that's still good. ANYWAY ONLY TIME CAN AND/OR WILL TELL.  What else is up.  How did I pronounced Sufjan EXACTLY until I found out how to pronounce it correctly?  MIGHT HAVE BEEN LOST TO THE SANDS OF TIME.  Also now that I think about it HOW DO I PRONOUNCE IT CORRECTLY AGAIN?  That TOO may have been lost to the sands of time as well.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Gotta imagine once I finish watching Roots racism solved time to move on with our lives.  OTHERWISE they'd have to make Sequel To Roots.  AND I'D HAVE READ ABOUT THAT IN THE TRADES if that were the case.  Hmm.  Got too many relief pitchers on my baseball team.  I'll be the first to say it!  Ya really only need three ideally.  All closers.  Probably a lot of teams only have two.  How many relief pitchers do I have-- most of which aren't closers or are at best part of a team of closer-by-committees?  I HAVE FIVE RIGHT NOW.  That's not as much as I was thinking.  WAIT A SECOND NOPE.  I have a PENDING TRANSACTION to pick up another one as of tomorrow.  THAT'D BE SIX WHICH IS WAY TOO MANY.  The important thing is IF THEY ALL PLAY TO CLOSE TO THE BEST OF THEIR ABILITY IT'LL WORK OUT ANYWAY.  Probably at least.  Might not COMPLETELY work out.  But it'd work out CLOSE ENOUGH I feel.
    Penultimate paragraph of DayTmie Day!  What kind of ham did I get.  I'm gonna guess Black Forest Ham.  Which I'm not sure what I means.  MAY be a Fairy Tale reference.  This forest comes from the part of the woods you're not supposed to go to.  Populated by ghouls and witches and whatknot.  LEMME LTURQ.  IT IS Black Forest Ham.  Now to look up WHAT IT MEANS.  I'm gonna go ahead and guess it DOESN'T have to do with Fairy Tales.  "Comes from the black forest region of Germany."  Not sure I'm comfortable with that.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Gonna have to take two ParkWalks in a row in middle part of day so I can take two StreetWalks a day to close out night.  CAUSE PENULTIMATE WALK must be streetwalk so I can pick up The Pizza.  And ULTIMATEWALK must be streetwalk INCASE it gets too dark for ParkWalk.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  PREPARING FOR THE FUTURE.  If we don't prepare for future in present WHEN WILL WE?  THE SLIGHTLY SOONER FUTURE?  I CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE.  I MIGHT FORGET.  Sounds like too big a risk.
    Last paragraph of act!  I enjoyed me some Sicily Style Pizza.  Gonna say confidently it's HEARTIER than the regular style.  BUT HEY LIFE IS FOR LIVING.  Either that or Counting Down Until Death.  You could probably manage to do both at once though.  Multi-task!  Why not.  Hmm.  Gonna get me a nice EKG with General Care Physician in 5 weeks.  I FORGET what that is.  I don't think it's the thing where they put stickers on your upper body and arms.  That's something else.  UNLSS THAT'S WHAT IT IS.  Hmm.  Lemme LTURQ.  Hmm.  Internet seems to be showing That's Pretty Much What An EKG is.  STILL FEEL like there's a solid chance it's not.  PART OF ME is confident that's an EKG but part of me ISN'T QUITE SO SURE.  Hmm.  The important thing is they detect no problems because if they see I have Health Problems THERE'S GONNA BE HELL TO PAY.  Well that's it.  I'll see ya tonight!

Don't Be Like That

    Hello friend.  Little bit late in the night for starting Act III!  BUT WHAT A NIGHT and/or DAY-BEFORE-NIGHT it's been.  Finished all of the Roots.  Finished That Red Dragon.  Watched SOME of Part II of George Harrison.  Watched Episode I of FREDDY'S NIGHTMARES: THE MADE FOR TELEVISION TV SERIES VERSION OF NIGHTMARE ON ELMSTREET THAT USUALLY ISN'T ABOUT NIGHTMARE ON ELMSTREET.  I find that most TV Series are made for television.  SOMETHING I PICKED UP here or there during the course of my life.  Hmm.  Watched a bit of METS game.  Had delicious Hammed Sandwich with Hot * Sour soup I forgot I had.  Had delicious 2 Sicily-Style Pizza for dinner.  SOLID CHANCE I HAVE DELICIOUS ONION ROLL later on soon.  I TINK we're all caught up.  HAD ENTIRE EIGHT WALKS.  I TINK we're all caught up.  GOTTA WRITE FOUR MORE PARAGRAPHS.  I tink we're all caught up.  Joe Biden announced recently he's gonna run for president again in 2024.  FOUR MORE YEARS in that case.  Well actually FIVE AND A HALF more years at this point.  BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.
   Hmm.  Wonder what platform he will run under.  My guess is YOU GET THE IDEA.  That's my #1 guess for what his campaign slogan will be.  Ugh.  Hmm.  What am I watching after this. POSSIBLY go back to Freddy's Knightmares.  The first episode INVOLVED FREDDY.  It was VERY NOT SO GREAT. But I'm gonna stick with it BECASUE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO TINGS IN MY HOUSEHOLD.  If things don't start great WE STICK WITH IT FOR 2 SEASONS OF 22 EPISODES EACH.  NEVER GIVE UP that's my creedo.  Yep.  What are my choices for lunch tomorrow.  Vegetable Burger.  Or do my parents a solid and turkey sandwich.  Or do myself a solid and wildcard lunch like Hot Pockets.  EITHER WAY it's gonna be a, "Blast," I, "Feel."  So that's exciting.  POWERFUL exciting.  Anyway Roots ended with them doing an Oregon Trail somewhere and whatknot and THEY WIN.  No longer sharecroppers.  Didn't exactly 100% register where they laid down their, "ROOTS," AS IT WERE but they were pretty free in the end!  ALRIGHT.  THAT'LL SHOW THEM JERKS FROM BEFORE THAT OWNED TEM.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Pretty sure Oregon Trail is a verb for when you move from One Place To Another in a covered wagon.  Prove me wrong, you can't.  Hmm.  Is it possible a mosquito sucked on Kunta Kinte's blood and then got trapped in Sap and now we can bring Kunta Kinte back and show him what Freedom Looks Like Again?  MY GUESS IS YES BUT WE'RE STILL DECADES AWAY FROM THAT TECHNOLOGY PANNING OUT.  IF WE'RE PATIENT THOUGH YES THAT IS IN THE CARDS.  Anyway.  Halfway through Act III!  I guess.  I liked the blind lady in Red Dragon.  Where can I find me ONE OF THOSE.  Feels like they might be more attracted to me because they don't know any better.  Seems like the perfect scam.  Hmm.  What did Phillip Seymour Hoffman die of in real life.  My guess is Thrill Ride Accident.  Let's check.  Accident caused by lots of drugs.  KIND OF like a Thrill Ride Accident.  Just not a Theme Park Thrill Ride.  A PERSONAL MEDICAL HOME CONCOCTED THRILL RIDE OF A LIFETIME DEATH.
   Two pawagraphs to go.  HAPPY I was able to heat up Hot * Sour soup such that it was appropriately 8.5 out of 10 hot ALL AROUND and not hot in some parts and then cold in other parts.  NOPE.  Uniformly Good And Hot Well Enough around the EDGES of the cup and IN TEH MIDDLE and on TOP and in the DEPTHS as well.  WORKED OUT FINE JUST FINE.  The important thing is Breakfast tomorrow I DUNNO. CLASSIC BREAKFAST or Delicious Breakfast Frozen Sandwich.  EITHER WAY I think I'm gonna start the day off pretty well.  Good deal.  Hmm.  DID laundry today.  I forget how many shirts.  Either 12 or 14.  WASN'T 13.  COULDA BEEN 13 BY ACCIDENT.  But I MEANT to count out I THINK it was 14 BUT IT MAY have been 14.  BUT LIKE I SAID might have been 13 ACCIDENTALLY.  AN ACCIDENTAL 13.  Ugh.  Tom Hanks wanted to call Apollo 13 An Accidental 13 because the premise of the film was Everything That Could Go Accidental DID Go Accidental. Except ultimately.  Because they lived. So at least ONE TING went right.  EXCEPT if someone wanted them to die.  Then THAT PART went south.  Because they lived.  And someone wanted them dead.  Oh.  That makes... SENSE?
   Last paragraph of the entry!  I guess.  What else do I got going on for me.  Still 4/11.  Seems like ages ago I talked about 411 the phone number.  Probably was today, though.  Seems weird if it would be any other day Leading Up To Today.  Unless it was last year.  Feels like it was definitely more recent than any Older April 11ths though.  STRONGLY FEELS.  Ugh.  In first episode of Freddy's Nightmares AN ADULT dies from a Freddy Nightmare.  WHAT IS THIS BIZZARO WORLD.  I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROCESS THIS.  IN FACT I CHOOSE NOT TO PROCESS THIS.  I have the fact that it happens and I have the eventuality Of Me Figuring Out How To Synthesize That Information BUT I AM STUCK IN NO MAN'S LAND IN TE MIDDLE for all of time.  CONTENTION POINT:  Here Comes The Sun is the best Beatles Song ever.  PROVE ME WRONG YO UCAN'T.  Anyway. I dunno if I believe that.  I might!  I BELIEVE FOR SURE it's in the top five though.  I'D SAY THAT'S A CONTENTION POINT NO DOUBT.  Anyway I'm done for now.

-9:09 P.M.

Monday, April 10, 2023

I'm As Good As I Ever Was

    Hey friends!  Up pretty early today.  9:08 AM.  Gonna turn into 9:09 pretty soon.  I WILL keep you updated on this situation as it progesses.  Anyway I'll be able to fit in Full Four walks in early part of day without any crunch time.  Probably!  Unless something unexpected happens.  UNLESS the unexpected thing ADDS more time.  Then that makes things EASIER.  Can.. OK it's 9:09.  WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THAT ALL THE TIME.  I dunno.  Either way.  Watched some ROOTS last night.  Up until final episode.  TWO HOUR EPISODE. Is what they call it.  They include supposed commercials.  I watch it on It's Not TV It's Streaming HBOMAX.  More like an hour and twenty minutes and/or fourty minutes I forget.  Probably and/or twenty minutes.  So I'm probably gonna finish that today.  Gonna watch David Bowie today.  I enjoy his music.  Why, I must know EIGHT of his songs.  PROBABLY TEN OR TWELVE if you pressed me.  Don't press me.  I don't know what that means literally but it sounds uncomfortable.  Mets game at night.  I CAN'T GET INTO A NIGHTTIME GAME.  I'm busy doin other things.  Like whatever who cares.
    Not sure what to do for Eatings today.  Parents trying to rope me into eating Their Turkey.  Cause Mom always gets turkey. Never wants to eat it.  Then dad has to end up eating it.  And he doesn't like it!  So now I gotta be a Good Son and eat some turkey.  GOT ENOUGH OF MY OWN DUMB SANDWICH MEATS TO EAT.  Anyway.  Let's put that off a day.  If I eat turkey Let's Say NOT UNTIL TOMORROW OR WED-NES-DAY.  TODAY is for Things MICHAEL is on track to eat.  Hmm.  Lunch can be Wide Alfredo, Vegetable Burger, or equally unexciting to turkey HAM SANDWICH.  Dinner?  Could be one of the other of the lunch things.  Could be GET DELIVERY from DINER.  Some GRIDDLE CENTRIC.  Chocolated Chip pances.  FREEDOM TOAST.  OYO GET THE IDEA.  There is no idea to get.  I told you PRACTICALLY exactly what to understand.  NO UNDERLINING THEORETICALS to grasp.  It's all right there IN BLACK AND/OR WHITE.  Coffem time.
   Anyway.  WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS.  SPECULATION BASEBALL.  Four way tie for FOURTH THROUGH EIGHTH in the 12 team league WHICH I AM IN.  However that includes teams that went 5-5 in the league and teams that went 4-4 with 2 ties.  NOT SURE HOW THAT PLAYS OUT ULTIMATELY.  Because I DON't UNDERSTAND LOTS OF THINGS perhaps UP TO SIXTY, SEVENTY PERCENT of things.  Hmm.  Had reasonable amount of NightMight eating.  Had delicious Breakfast Sandwich.  Openfaced.  YOU KNOW HOW I DO.  Hmm.  Starting to run relatively low on laundered shirts in dryer.  If I had to guess AND I DO I'd say 2-5 more shirts.  IN FACT I'd say 2-4 more shirts.  Could it be five?  SURE.  Is it five?  NO.  ...Sure it COULD BE.  But IT ISN'T.  Anyway.  I have the power to say ya know what NO TURKEY SANDWICH FOR ME.  No one's gonna be like FUCK YOU YOU'RE EATING THE SANDWICH AND THAT'S THAT.  Not gonna be a big deal.  Just would make me A SLIGHTLY BETTER SON if I DID eat the sandwich.  And I'd like to be a slightly better son all things considered.  HOWEVER if it means eating a bonus dumb sandwich for lunch this week I DUNNO that's a tough call.
     Fourth paragraph.  Just got a call confirming ZOOL psychiatry appointment tomorrow morning.  Which is good!  I was wondering this morning Oh I Don't Know twenty five minutes ago whether it was Accurately then.  THAT'S WHEN I HAD IT IN MY NOTES.  But it FELT wrong.  Good on them for telling me what's what AND IN A TIMELY FASHION.  Hmm.  Gonna be some crunchtime tomorrow!  Not sure how much walks and whatknot but whatever it is IT'LL TURN OUT TO BE CRUNCH TIME nonetheless.  Anyway.  IS the last episode of Roots they're mostly free.  I wonder what that's gonna be like.  Reconstruction and whatknot.  ALSO is Reconstruction the brief period of good that happened after civil war.  Or is it including the period after good when they were like Actually fuck that we're gonna make things terrible again.  IF ONLY I was good at history for some reason.  Oh well what can ya do.  Maybe they're reconstructing society in a POSITIVE WAY.  Could be they're reconstructing it in a negative way.  Makes sense linguistically either way I suppose.
    Hmm.  HOWEVER my STRONG guess is Reconstruction was The Good Part.  PROVE ME WRONG YOU CAN'T.  Unless it's in Roots Episode Six and they prove me wrong.  THEN I GUESS YOU CAN.  The important thing is I continued New In Rock playlist on first walk.  GOOD STUFF.  Nice streak of mostly enjoyable rock songs.  I dunno if it was JUST ME being in the mood or JUST THE ROCK SONGS being good.  Either way LET'S KEEP IT GOING.  Hmm. How come Kunta Kinte was Muslim.  How many Africans were Muslim in Oh I Don't Know the I Wanna Say EARLY 1700's.  MY GUESS is gonna be Oh I Don't Know 20%.  THAT'S WEIRD.  For some reason there's no EXACT EASY HITS that says EXACTLY Percentage of Muslims in Africa in Early 1700's.  Hmm.  Go figure.  The point is HMM if I knew what, "COUNTRY," Kunta Kinte was from that might help me narrow it down.  Lemme LTURQ.  GAMBIA.  Now I get to look up MUSLIM POPULATION IN GAMBIA.  Well Muslim Populations is almost all of Gambia NOW.  SO TAHT"S GOOD.  GOOD FOR THEM.
    Sixth paragraph.  WHERE is Gambia.  My guess is ARGENTINA.  Better LTURQ.  AH it's on the Western Coast.  MAKES SENSE.  Also map says it's called, "The Gambia."  Sorry about that.  Didn't mean to offend.  If I knew ahead of time I could have been saying, "The Gambia," over and over again YOU BET I would have been doing that.  Hmm.  Islam is from THE OTHER SIDE of the continent.  How did it get to The Gambia.  My guess is through Snail Mail.  What else is up.  Monday morning.  Start of the working week!  My top four responsibilities of the week, in no particular order AS OF YET--- Zool appt with psychiatry, IN PERSON appt with endocrine, POSSIBLE turkey sandwich, and accepting super marker order.  ALSO fifth thing-- running out of laundered shirts.  POSSIBLY coinciding with starting new batch of laundered clothes.  Hmm sounds like a busy week.  GOOD.  Get some stuff done.  Then NEXT WEEK time to take it nice and easy.
   Four paragraphs to go for the act.  HEY still got most of IT:II to watch.  Hm.  IT I is a palindrome.  HOWEVER I'm pretty sure it's rarely stylized as It I.  Probably just, "IT."  HOWEVER I think if I called it IT I people wouldn't think I'm TOO much of a moron.  Probably busy living their lives to stop what they're doing and think WAIT A SECOND TIS GUY SAID, "IT ONE?"  HOLD THE PHONE THIS GUY IS A MORON.  They've got BETTER things to do one would imagine.  What is ORIGIN is phrase Hold The Phone.  HEY YOU and/or ME was and/or IS talking to someone but WAIT STOP TALKING TO THEM something else is going on that's taking precedence.  JUST HOLD ONTO THAT PHONE CALL that person can wait.  Don't TELL THEM to hold on.  JUST HOLD THE PHONE YOURSELF.  THEY'LL STAY ON THE LINE THEY"RE IDIOTS THEY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO.  What else is going on and crap.  Not sure what I'm doing for dinner tonight.  Probably time to start thinking about it because IT COULD BE ANYTHING and NOTHING IS COMING TO MIND as of now.  Wait I told you Griddlecentric is one thing coming to mind.  YEAH SURE I GUESS.
   Eighth paragraph!  Small diner doesn't even have WAFFLES.  They say they have waffles before 4 PM.  Not sure I ever put them to the test.  Either way NO WAFFLES.  JONAS BROTHERS WOULDN'T BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT ONE.  I'm HIP to that reference because I PAID ATTENTION to Saturday Night Live musical guest performance.  SURE I AM ON TOP OF TODAY'S MUSIC CULTURE.  More or less.  Either way would CCP (Chocolate Chip Pcancakes) be delicious?  On one level YES but on another level would it be a Redundancy with eating sweet snacks BEFORE and/or AFTER a Chocolate Chip Pancake (CCP) meal?  THAT'S something we need to think about.  Either way might get a Chicken sandwich along with Griddle centric meal for tomorrow lunch if I was getting diner.  NO GUARENTEE it'd be a communal diner delivery.  WOULD HAVE TO GET A SECOND MEAL.  Chicken sandwich is delicious NO PROBLEM THERE.  But it takes up a lunch that COULD have been spent on Good Son Turkey.  Hmm.  Maybe I just be a terrible son and don't eat a turkey sandwich.  That could be what we're headed for.  I'm THE BAD SEED.  Don't help out and eat turkey.  It sucks.  But FOR ME it might be my best out of all bad options.
    Penultimate paragraph.  How long do I have to write the next two paragraphs.  I dunno FOURTY MINUTES.  Sounds like I could accomplish a lot in that amount of time.  But all I want to accomplish is two paragraphs. Oh that's good then.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Wonder what I'm going to listen to on walk II.  NO I DON'T.  IT'S A NO BRAINER.  New In Rock was knocking it out of the park on Walk I.  CONTINUE THAT WITH WALK II.  Sure odds are it loses some of its luster.  But I gotta go with what was working.  Right?  That's how I roll!  Hmm.  Not sure I do much rolling.  Sometimes when I do sit ups.  FINAL SIT UP I kinda just roll up insto standing position.  Not sure that really counts as a sit-up.  But in the process of the half of the sit-up where I'm sitting up I just COMBINE that into ROLLING UP into Standing Stance.  YEP.  What am I watching first on Television Set today.  Perhaps David Bowie, "Documentry."  SO FAR not so great.  HOWEVER it's got time to pick itself up and become interesting one way or another.  Only way to find out is to watch it.  And/or ask people involed or who watched it themselves.  THey'd know pretty well!
   Last paragraph of the Act!  I guess we're getting close to the middle part of the day.  Depending on how you look at Parts Of The Day.  And how you look at Close.  And how you look at I Guess.  Hmm.  Not in the mood for sandwich at all for lunch.  SURE anything can happen between now and lunch but that says to me WIDE AL FREDO for lunch.  SAYS IT STRONG.  So that's pretty good.  I can dig sticking fork into pasta and then sticking fork into mouth and then feeling pain and/or discomfort because not supposed to stick fork that far in that it's INSIDE your mouth You're Doing Something Wrong At That Point I Feel.  Maybe not.  Lemme imagination that.  Hmm.  Can't picture it Right Well as of now.  I THINK it's wrong though off the top of my head.  Then again SPOON.  Gotta stick spoon into your mouth A LITTLE BIT right?  Other wise you're gonna spill your soup or wahtever.  Hmm.  I'm gonna keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Next time I use cutlery I'll keep records of how deep the utensils are going into my mouth.  ANYWAY see ya in a little bit.
  

not something to be proud of

    Hi friends.  Got plenty of time to write this act.  Let's say up to fourty five minutes is more than enough.  Okay.  Just said it, though.  Don't really see the point in saying it again!  Hmm.  Still got cup of hot &/v sour soup from Chinese Food Restuarant.  Figure I'll pair that with ham sandwich and/or turkey sandwich if it comes to that.  So that's good!  Hmm.  Listened to some more New In Rock playlist.  If first walk was a 8 out of 10 experience then this one was a 6.5 out of 10 experience.  LOOK I know 8 out of 10 sounds like WOW WHAT AN EXTREMELY GOOD EXPERIENCE.  WRONG.  Still an 8.5 or 9 or 9.5 or 10.0 that could have been better!  8 out of 10 is VERY GOOD but it's not THE ULTIMATE experience.  So don't blow it out of proportion or anything!  What's going on and crap.  Also YES experiences Out Of Ten have to be out of .5's.  THAT'S JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE.  And if you don't like it YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  What team name am I facing this week.  Never really registered what Imagination Baseball team name I was facing LAST WEEK.  This week though TIME TO REGISTER THE NAME.  "Dicks Dingers."  THEY'RE IN DEAD LAST PLACE.  0-9-1.  LOST IN 9 STAT CATEGORIES and tied in 1.  GONNA WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THESE SCRUBS.  Sounds reasonable.  Scrubs can be things you wipe floors with, right?  Not sure what a scrub is EXACTLY but I know you can scrub things as a verb and I assume something you can scrub as a verb is a noun called a scrub.  That's my hot take.  Lemme take a look at their team.  See who Them Top Players are.  WOW.  BO BICHETTE.  CORBIN BURNES.  JAZZ CHIZHOLM JR I GUESS. REALLY NOT IMPRESSED.  WAIT A SECOND.  The guy's name is JAZZ CHISLSOM JR.  Jizz Cizzum.  Cizzum is  fancy way of saying cum.  It's like saying cum but with some FLAVOR added to it.  ALSO THAT WAS HIS FATHER'S NAME.  He's JUNIOR.  Anyway.  Sorry about him having an unfortunate name.  I bet he survived his younger years when people could be mean. GOOD AT SPORTS.  No one gonna mess around an athlete.  He's good at baseball HE CAN HIT BASEBALLS AT YOU YOU DON'T NEED THAT.  Also I doubt anyone besides me would think to make Chisolm into Cizzum.  I'M FIRST I WIN A PRIZE.
    Three paragraphs to go.  HE'S GOOD AT FIELDING he can catch the baseballs you hit at him YOU DON'T NEED THAT.  Ugh.  What else is going on.  Certainly leaning towards Wide Alfredo for lunch.  Starting to consider Vegetable Burger for dinner.  And maybe doing a The Good Son and having turkey sandwich for lunch tomorrow.  RIGHT NOW that may be The Plurality course for my upcoming three meals.  Hmm.  Feels like I might watch Roots as first thing on Television set.  Then watch something else. YEP THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.  You watch one thing.  Then when you're done watching one thing GUESS WHAT if you HAVE to watch something else over the course of the rest of your life GONNA BE SOMETHING ELSE.  On account of We've Established You're Done Watching The First Thing For Now At Least.  Hmm.  It's POSSIBLE one of The Roots has become a Freeman.  Also IT'S POSSIBLE The Civil War has ended at the end of episode V.  I BELIEVE the North has won.  That's the impression I got.  I hope so at least.  That's who I was rooting for.
    Two paragraphs to go.  North winning I BELIEVE ultimately means ALL slaves are freed.  GOOD DEAL.  How are the Mets doing in baseball.  Are they at a solid .500 winning percentage.  I SAY they're either at a solid .500 winning percentage!  POSSIBLY one game behind a solid .500 winning percentage.  IT'S CLOSE THOUGH.  Let's LTURQ.  NOPE.  5-5.  THEY'VE WON AS MUCH AS THEY'VE LOST.  That's all anyone can ask for.  Wait that's not right.  We can ask for more.  SOMEWHAT LOTS MORE.  Anyway what else is up.  Been neglecting OTHER sandwichsides besides TaterTots the last week and a half.  Looking forward to Hot N Sour soup coming up.  HOWEVER I don't think that'd, "Fly," with Vegetable Burger.  SO GOTTA HOLD UP ON THAT.  Amazing.  What else is up.  Citifield got BIG SCREEN TV in the outfield.  All Sports Stadiums got nice big screen somewhere that shows you pictuers and whatknot.  But Citified got a new REALLY big one.  I WANNA SEE MORE SHOTS OF IT IN CONTEXT with the rest of the stadium.  IT'S FUN TO LOOK AT even from home.
    Last paragraph.  SURE.  Screen isn't in the outfield.  BEYOND the outfield.  Be pretty interference with the game if it was in the outfield.  Then again Could Add some FUN.  Hmm.  Mets are 5-5?  SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE A SOLID 10 GAMES IN.  162 games overall?  SOUNDS LIKE we're CLOSE to 1/16 games into the season.  NOT BAD.  SOME DECENT PROGRESS THERE.  What else is up.  I guess we're going with Knew In Rock again for walk III.  What was it last walks.  8.0 into 6.5 out of TENS?  At that rate walk III will be 5 out of 10?  I CAN WORK WITH THAT.  If it drops below 5 out of 10 THAT'S UNENJOYABLE.  5 out of 10 though I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME.  Ugh.  I will have to have parent's bread if I have their turkey.  I ONLY HAVE ENOUGH OF MY BREAD FOR MY SANDWICH MEATS.  They got mini rolls.  HMM.  Either have small amount of sandwich with one mini roll or have large amount of bread with two mini rolls and whatknot.  CAN'T HAVE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF BREAD which would be 1.5 miniroll.  THIS IS TEH LIFE I CHOSE.  I haven't Chosen It YET.  IT CHOSE ME.  It hasn't chosen me yet.  The point is Well That's It For Nwo.  See ya later!

So That's How It Is

    Hi friends.  Another day more or less mostly down.  Got a fair 2-3 hours left!  That should be a 2-3 blastsworth!  Hmm.  Had delicious wide al fredo for lunch and delicious Communal Diner BUFFALO'D wings for dinner.  We're talking they sent SEVEN.  I considered having six.  WENT WITH SEVEN.  Delicious!  I watched SOME of Roots: The Ultimate Episode.  Watched the rest od DAVID BOW DOC which turned out okay because they did more Retrospective of his career than they started out with.  Watched PART ONE OF II miniseries of George Harrison Life which I saw before BUT I FORGET.  I remember the part where George Harrison was Alive For A While.  Remember SOME of the details.  Was in a band called The Beatles.  Ringo John and Paul were his main bandmates.  Hmm also happen to be the names of the last three popes.  That's a weird coincidence.  What else is going on and crap.  See RED DRAGON is available on NETFLIX. I was watching Them Hannibal Movies a couple of weeks ago.  This wasn't available then.  NOW IT IS  TIME TO WATCH IT NOW AS SOON AS TONIGHT.
    Okay good deal.  I saw the current pope got into some trouble because he said, "Fucking Is Great!" HIS WORDS NOT MINE.  Well not exactly.  I ASSUME he said it in Latin.  But I assume he used the Latin Vulgarity for Sex and not the Latin Generic Polite Word For Sex.  That's why it's a Controversy Issue.  Ugh.  Got myself a nice chocolated chip cookie from diner.  Don't really see myself NOT having that for breakfast tomorrow morning.  Unless I eat it before breakfast tomorrow morning.  Or I REALLY want a classic breakfast or breakfast snadwich.  OR I'm dead before breakfast.  MAD DOG TANNEN DOES HIS KILLING BEFORE BREAKFAST.  It's a PLOT POINT.  So if I'm dueling with him tomorrow that's something to take into account.  Pretty sure if I was dueling with him tomorrow I'd know about it by now.  You gotta give someone AT LEAST 24 hours notice that there's gonna be a duel involving with that person.  THAT'S JUST MANNERS.
    Third paragraph from start of act.  Third paragraph from the end.  WHAT TE HELL.  THAT'S SOME SORT OF WEIRD LOGIC PUZZLE.  HOW TE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN.  Ugh.  Opening scene of Red Dragon has Hannibal Lecture observing a symphony and one of the orchestra is playing off key and it shows Hannibal and YOU JUST KNOW he's gonna eat him later on to get even.  HOWEVER the only reason I knew the guy was playing off tune was because I had closed captioning on which explicitly explained (DUDE IS PLAYING OFF-TUNE).  Without that I NEVER WOULDA PICKED UP ON THIS SHIT.  Whole orchestra is playing.  What the hell do I know if one guy is playing a flute OR CLARINET AS IT WERE out of tune.  Anyway.  BAD MOVIE.  NOT A GOOD START SO FAR.  Then again I bet Hannibal makes a PUN about eating him in the next scene.  I started the next scene where he's having dinner with the orchestra later on but I paused it early on in the scene.  I BET HE MAKES A PUN which has to do with Him Eating The Guy but also doesn't give away the fact that He Ate The Guy.  I'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON THIS SITUATION AS IT PROGRESSES.
    Penultimate paragraph of the entry!  Hmm.  Also I have seen this film before.  But NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT to see it again.  Except for maybe the future.  Or the past.  Or never or PERHAPS ALWAYS.  Think that about covers it.  Ugh.  Think I might have iced cream sanwdich when this is over.  I got 100 calorie version.  I got 150 calorie version.  SOMETHING TELLS ME I'd prefer the 150 calorie version HOWEVER something ELSE tells me BUT FROM THE SAME SOURCE that 100 calorie version is the way to go.  Amazing.  OH HEY I got bland NON iced cream sandwich ice cream I can eat WITH CAKE CONES.  MAKE MYSELF BLAND ICED CREAM CONE.  That sounds fun but A LOT OF WORK.  AM I READY TO PUT IN THE WORK.  My guess is NO NOT ONE BIT.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Had onion roll in the middle part of day.  WHAT AMOUNT AM I DOWN TO now?  Two!  I bet it's two.  Anyway.  Don't think I'm committed to having Parents' Turkey tomorrow or any time this week.  STILL might be in the cards that I help them out and do it.  BUT I don't think it's NECESSARY as of this very moment.  I'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON THIS IN FUTURE MOMENTS COMING UP VERY SOON.
   Last paragraph of the entry.  Good deal.  So am I watching RED DRAGON when this is over.  Either that or TE MET GAME.  Or PART II of George Harrison.  Or more of THE ROOTS.  Or more of IT: II.  Wow sounds like I'm in the middle of LOTS OF IMPORTANT DELIGHTFUL PROJECTS.  You know-- TV WATCHING PROJECTS.  Wow doesn't get much more important and delightful than that.  Hmm THAT'S LIFE FOR YA.  I suppose.  At least per my memory I BELIEVE Edward Norton and Hannibal Lector are friends as well.  I LIKE IT when Hannibal Lector is getting along with the Hero of the movie.  IT'S GOOD TO SEE FRIENDSHIPS ABOUND.  What else do I got going on for me and crap.  Then again-- just occurred to me-- mass murderer who kills in really disturbing ways and does lots of disturbing things in Red Dragon.  DANGIT forgot all about that.  Lots of NOT FUN AND LIGHT HEARTED STUFF in this movie.  DIDN'T COUNT ON THAT PLOT TWIST.  Life plot twist.  The plot of my life being twisted by the plot of the film I was watching in my life being different than I had anticipated.  Huh.  Either way, I guess I'm done here!  See ya tomorrow.

-7:58 P.M.

Sunday, April 9, 2023

Well That's Good News

    Hey friends.  Up late again today.  11:34 AM!  Won't have any crunchtime or anything for the early part of day.  Got an entire hour and twenty minutes if I want it for act I.  HOWEVER I will only fit in Six or Seven walks.  Probably six.  Possibly seven!  Depends on what happens for dinner.  Could be COMMUNAL DELIVERY.  Could be COMMUNAL super marker Family Meatloaf.  WHAT ELSE is up.  Got the 2nd half of Chinese Food.  May or may not have it for lunch today.  Gonna save it for a meal where I'm particularly hungry.  Not STARVING.  Just a meal where I'm like YA KNOW WHAT slightly hungrier than Average Hunger.  Could be today easily!  Pretty much a 1 in 2 chance.  Maybe 1 in 2.2, 2.5 chance lets say.  Hmm.  I TINK I had reasonable Nightmight eating.  Had black and white cookie.  METS GAME is at 1:40.  Imagination Baseball NOT GOING WELL.  Today is last day of This Week's Battle and I have been slipping!  OKAY TAT'S THAT PARAGRAPH. I think I hit all the important points Of Life.  NEXT PARAGRAPH is important points of TV Watching.
    Watched some of Alanis Morissette.  It's okay.  Nice lyrics.  Nice singing.  Music is good Oh I Don't Know 80% of the time.  I don't mean 80% of the songs are good music and 20% of the songs aren't.  I mean I LIKE the song's music 80% of the song and then 20% of the song I'm like WAIT A SECOND WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.  To be fair I'm still EARLY into her career.  Possible as career develops Music throughout the song improves to 100%.  OR 90%.  EVEN 80% IS VERY GOOD.  When you think about it what artists do you liek that AREN'T over 80% music good all the time or something good grammar i'm hitting sentence this.  Hmm.  Had some nice dreaming this late morning.  Part of why I didn't wanna get out of bed.  I BLAME IT ALL ON GOOD DREAMS.  Getting up late.  LIFE.  Hmm.  Is my life full of good dreams?  20% or so!  OR 80%.  The important thing is it equate to Atlantis Morissey's Set ratio of good background music one way or another.
   Oh hey coffee time.  Good deal.  Lots of good deals in life!  Like the imagination baseball deal I made.  Two baseball pitchers for one baseball pitcher.  At FIRST it looked like a bad deal because the pitcher I traded for immediately got injured.  But then the jokes on THE OTHER GUY because one of HIS pitchers got injured.  Hmm.  Hows the 3rd guy doing.  The NON injured guy.  My guess is EXCELLING AT HIS PROFESSION (Real Life Baseball).  OH GOOD HE'S NOT DOING TOO GREAT.  He's doing AVERAGE.  WONDERFUL.  Looks like It's A WASH as of now.  CAR WASH.  That's when your car is dirty because it's been exposed to the elements and/or some kids have gone out of their way to muddy up your car.  But then people and/or machines CLEAN your car.  FOR A PRICE.  Nothing in this world is free.  EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE.  Post-emancipation.  Gotta imagine lots of slavery in the world.  What's World Population.  Seven billion.  I'm gonna guess Oh I Don't Know 900 Million still classified as Slaves by Respectable Organizations.  Oh.  only 49.6.  STILL A LOT.  Lemme crunch the numbers on that one.  49.6.  OH.  THAT'S A LOT.  Wouldn't wanna be one of them BY A LONG SHOT.
   Fourth paragraph.  What did I listen to one walk I?  IT'S EMBARASSING.  Why it was only FALL OUT BOY ESSENTIALLS playlist.  Apple Music has gone through the Fall Out Boys catalogue and assorted some top 20 or 30 songs for me to listen to.  Then I go through that and listen to the 8 or so songs I know.  GREAT.  They released album a couple of weeks ago.  SINCE THEN I listen to them Now and Again.  GOOD DEAL.  Hmm.  Where is slavery concentraded.  Better LTURQ.  Wanna avoid those places.  According to Wikipedia which we established can't be trusted because they erroneously said there were ponds in Alley Pond Park, there are 8 million slaves in India.  Also THEY SAY overall there's 40.8 slaves AS OF 2018.  Hmm.  I'm gonna NOT take that as a discrepancy.  COULD BE DIFFERENT YEAR ESTIMATIONS.  Anyway what else is up.  WHOSE TO SAY WHAT'S A SLAVE ANYWAY.  Wikipedia and/or that other website I visited.  OH OKAY THAT MAKES SENSE.  Anyway.  Slave is a VERB too.  Lots of us can SLAVE AS A VERB.  THAT'S NO BIG DEAL.  That's good I guess.
   Fifth paragraph.  Got SNL to watch today!  Probably watching some METS GAME first.  THEN AGAIN I dunno.  Might be some 10-20 minutes MORE OR LESS between shower and Mets game.  WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO with that amount of time.  Not small enough to Not Watch Anything.  Not Large Enough to watch something.  HEY I'm about 5 or 8 minutes into a The Simpsons.  FINSH THAT EPISODE.  GREAT.  What else is up.  I bet the slaves in India are THE UNTOUCHABLES.  What are they called again.  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh.  They're just called The Untouchables.  Makes sense.  They can't ALL be slaves though.  Gotta be more than 8 million Untouchables.  Anyway.  NOT A FAN OF CASTE SYSTEM IN INDIA.  There I said it.  Don't know much about it. SEEMS UNFAIR THOUGH.  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.  Don't even get me started on Caste System OUTSIDE of India.  Huh.  Water pooling hasn't been bad the last few days!  Been draining WITHIN HOURS in both bathtub and sinktub.  SINK is like bathtub for your hands.  You heard it here first.
    Gotta start something new to listen to on Walk II!  NO MORE FALL OUT BOYS SONGS I KNOW.  Hmm playlist eh.  I was in the middle of New In Rock playlist yesterday.  I was enjoying that.  Pick that up where I left off.  I remember the song I was in.  So that shouldn't be too hard.  ROCK MUSIC?  I like it.  Nice guitars.  Other instruments.  Right up my Alley Pond Park.  No Pond.  IT IS a park.  Right up my alley!  PARK.  So that's good.  OH NO got endocrine appointment on Thursday.  Including official weigh in.  GREAT JUST GREAT.  See how much weight I gained.  Oh well.  In the end it's good to find out.  But in the beginning it's bad to be disappointed.  IN THE MIDDLE hey what else is going on and crap.  Make up another appointment in three months.  Can't wait to see THE NEXT WEIGH IN.  See how what and how long the next period of my life will be.  GONNA BE A GOOD ONE.  Hmm.  Sixth paragraph is over.  Sounds like only four more to go.
    Sure.  How did Mexican Beer go last night.  Pretty good.  I vaguely remember the taste being similar to the taste of every other light beer.  Vaguely remember the drunkenness being similar to the drunkenness you get from the same amount of other lightbeer.  So that's good!  Also I HATE TO SAY IT but some of the things in the song Ironic I'M NOT QUITE SURE are ironic. I COULD BE WRONG.  Maybe I'm just not processing them accurately at first thinkings.  But MY FIRST impression is Hmm not quite sure this is ironic.  Kind of INTERESTING.  Kind of FUNNY it would happen.  Kind of a COINCIDENCE or COMICALLY UNUSUAL or something.  NOT QUITE IRONIC.  Then again WHAT DOES, "IRONIC," MEAN ANYWAY.  I guess THAT'S the question we should be asking ourselves.  AND I GUESS we should all be figuring out what that means for ourselves ON OUR OWN.  And/or consult a dictionary.  IT'S REALLY UP TO YOU I GUESS.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Maybe listen Alanis Morissette ESSENTIALLY playlist.  Probably wait until I'm done with Doc though.  Gotta see DOC properly before I DELVE DEEP.  PROBABLY.  Hmm.  If she's as Canadian as they imply she is CAN'T GO WRONG.  She's NOT that Canadian.  MOVES TO AMERICA at a RELATIVELY young age.  I feel late EARLY TWENTIES possibly LATE TEENS I FORGET.  That's Still PRETTTY Canadian.  Then again a lot of Mid-to-Late Teens is Touring I THINK THAT'S THE IMPRESSION I GOT.  So that is a detriment to Her PRESUMED Canadianness.  Hmm.  Still think she's PRETTY Canadian.  Could be worse is all I'm saying!  What else is going on and crap.  A little bit of Canadian goes a long way. I think that's how I feel in the end.  Truly.  Ugh.  What else is going on and crap.  If I don't have Chinese Food for lunch probably having Wide Al Fredo.  I'd say 60, 66.7% chance I have Chinese Food for lunch.
   PENULTIME paragraph.  Great.  Any Alanis Morisette Albums of the last Oh I Don't Know SEVERAL YEARS.  Better LTURQ.  SURE THER WAS released last June.  Good.  GREAT.  I LOVE last June.  Probably.  What was I busy with last June.  Listening to the same playlists I'm listening to now.  Slightly different songs then.  Probably about 25% the same songs.  The more things stay the same, the more things stay the same.  Hmm.  What else is up.  What kinda SIDE we talking with Communal Meatloaf.  Didn't get any sort of Potato for myself.  Got some Microwavable Broccoli.  Guess I'd make some PotaterTots.  YEAH.  Have two slices of Meatloaf.  YEAH.  If we do have it, probably have it slightly after we make it for Father and Mom.  YEAH.  Microwave it later myself.  DONE WITH SAYING, "YEAH."  ALREADY SAID IT TOO MUCH.  THREE TIMES.  EVEN I HAVE A LIMIT.  More or less.  Huh. 2022 album is DEPARTURE from previous work.  That's the impression I got from SCANNING the wikipedia page.  NOT SURE I'm COMFORTABLE with that.  ALANIS OWES IT TO US HER LONGTIME HARDCORE FANS TO NEVER TRY ANYTHING NEW.
   Last paragraph you fools.  I guess.  Hmm.  Probably watch just a bit of Mets game before going to SNL.  OH BOY.  I like the SKETCHES but don't sleep on the Weekend Updates.  Commercials are PROBABLY pretty good but I tend to fasting-forwards through them.  JUST GOT A HUNCH nothing much to be gained from watching them.  SURE I might find some good products or services to use or buy but then again I TINK I'M DOING PRETTY GOOD ALREADY, TANKS THOUGH.  Hmm.  Maybe they'll advertise good TV shows to watch.  AGAIN THANKS I'M GOOD.  Hmm.  What about Musical Act.  I'll watch it.  NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.  But I'll watch it!  Might enjoy it.  NOT HAPPY about enjoying it.  BUT I MIGHT ENJOY IT.  Hmm.  GOT A LOT RIDING on Mets game today.  METS PITCHER is on my Imagination Baseball team and if he gets a WIN today that's KEY for my Baseball Team.  Really.  Makes a singularly big difference for the entire week of baseball for my team.  WOW time to take a break.  SEE YA IN THE LITTLEST BIT.

i'll believe it when i see it

    Hey.  SURE I'm the 20,000th person to complain that the lyrics in Ironic aren't Ironic.  IS THAT IRONIC?  NO OF COURSE NOT.  SEE IT WORKS AGAINST ME TOO.  Hmm.  Anyway.  ACTUALLY not gonna have any time between shower and Met game.  Gonna line up pretty much right on time.  So that's good.  Looks like we having Communal Meatloaf tonight.  Should be able to fit in seven walks.  Take penultimate walk while Meatloaf is cooking.  OR before meatloaf is cooking. Depends on whether Fam wants to have meatloaf at normal time OR if they wanna join me in having Meatloaf LATER than normal time.  THEIR BODY THEIR CHOICE.  Hmm.  Probably have Chicken with General Tso's sauce for lunch.  HMM.  What else is going on and crap.  Listen to some NEW IN ROCK songs.  I like a solid HALF of these songs.  I can get into some of them.  I CAN'T get into some of them.  I THINK THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD RATE.  Sometimes In Music History you can't get into half of New In Rock songs.  ALL IN ALL this is pretty good I feel.  Hmm.  Four paragraphs to go.  WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT THIS PARAGRAPH ISN'T OVER.  Sure it is!
   Hmm.  Have SOME LESS General Tso chicken than first go around.  But still a solid amount for a meal.  LAST GO AROUND I ate too many.  THIS GO AROUND is VERY REASONABLE amount.  With HALF A DOZEN BROCCOLI which is APLENTY.  Also RICE.  Also SOUP. ALSO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Ugh.  Looking forward to being done with this act.  Move on with my life.  Get through all the Television Set Watching I need to.  I need to watch an inning of the Mets game.  I need to watch roughly An Hour and OH I DON'T KNOW three minutes of SNL.  Need to watch I dunno FIFTY SEVEN? minutes of Alanis Morissete Documentry.  Sounds like I've got my plate full.  BUT GOTTA IMAGINE IT WILL BE ENJOYABLE.  That's the premise I'm operating under.  Also DO NO HARM.  That's the premise that surgeons are operating under.  Just in case they have the urge to poke around other organs that aren't the priority during the procedure.  Gotta remember Oh Right Shouldn't Interfere With Stuff That's Not Necessary.  DO NO HARM THAT'S RIGHT.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Not sure that should be the first rule.  Do No Harm.  SOMETIMES YA GOTTA TAKE RISKS as a doctor.  GOTTA RISK DOING HARM if ya wanna do right.  YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS THAT YOU DON'T TAKE.
   That's how I feel.  Three paragraphs to go.  I'd watch a Reboot of Scrubs.  For nostalgia purposes.  I never particularly liked Scrubs.  Never sought out to watch it.  It was on IN DORMITORY sometimes.  PLEASANT ENOUGH.  But if they reboot it I'M THERE.  For an episode or two.  Then probably move on with my life.  Also not sure I'm comfortable with everyone being 20 years older.  I don't wanna be reminded of the premise of Time Ravaging All Of Us.  Who needs that.  Nobody that's whom.  Also gotta imagine they're not scrubs anymore.  They've graduated to Post-Scrubs.  I wanna say, "DOCTORS?"  I dunno how Hospitals work exactly.  Maybe they were already doctors in scrubs.  Just Junior Doctors.  Never really paid attention.  I remember SEEING the actors on the Television Set.  That's about all I can remember to be honest.  Hmm.  The important thing is I only have two more paragraphs to write.  WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT.  I'M STILL ON THE THIRD PARAGRAPH.  AH BUT THAT'S WHERE I'M WRONG.  THIS PARAGRAPH IS ACTUALLY OVER.
    Hmm.  Take a quick shower soon.  Then I'm done with Chore-y part of my life for the most part of the day.  YES there's five paragraph portion of my life later at night.  BUT THAT'S WAY IN THE FUTURE.  I'll worry about that LATER ON.  That's FUTURE ME's problem.  I HATE HIM SO MUCH.  Hmm.  What else is up and crap.  Nice Pork Fried Rice portion left.  Possibly too much! Possibly not quite enough.  More or less right on target though.  Just like the general tso chicken.  MORE OR LESS slightly a bit more than I really need.  JEEZ.  Lotta food talk today.  I remember Good Times a couple of months ago where I spent a week trying to limit food talk.  It didn't go great because I had nothing better to talk about.  WAS A REAL BUST.  OH WELL LIVE AND LEARN.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Scrubs backwards is Scrubs.  Wait.  Lemme crunch those numbers.  Sburcs.  Well it's close enough anyway.  ANYTHING that starts with an S and is plural is PRETTY CLOSE to being a palindrome.  PRACTICALLY ALL of them are basically palindromes.  YEAH.
    Final paragraph of DayTime Day.  MAYBE I take a look at Leftover General Tso Chicken and decide YA KNOW WHAT?  I CAN DO WITHOUT SOUP.  And then save soup for SANDWICHSIDE later on in week.  AND/OR MEATLOAD side for tonight.  It's possible.  NOT PROBABLE.  NOT POSSIBLE.  But definitely POSSIBLE.  Hmm.  Just a tiny bit of soup.  In a small little sytrofoam cup.  LITTLE BIT OF SOUP GOES A LONG WAY.  Not really.  DELICIOUS NONETHELESS.  Also takes a few minutes to eat.  Goes a long way in prolonging LENGTH OF TIME it takes to eat meal.  SO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Then again takes a long time to microwave.  WHICH IS UNPLEASANT.  Gotta stand around and EVEN WORSE gotta keep microwaving it over and over.  Hmm let me try 2 minutes.  NOPE NOT ENOUGH.  Lemme try it again.  NOPE NOT ENOUGH.  Lemme try a minute and a half.  NOPE NOT ENOUGH.  You get the idea.  WHAT A CHORE.  Hmm.  Anyway.  I'll see ya tonight!

Thanks For Sharing

    Hey friends.  A little late for an ACT III today.  We're talkin I AIN'T GONNA TELL YOU THE EXACT TIME that's between me and My Clocks.  Hmm.  Had delicious General Chinese's Chicken for lunch.  Meatload for dinner.  That sort of thing.  Watched SNL, rest of Alanis Morissete, and started a DAVID BOWIE, "DOC."  So far NOT THAT INTERESTING.  But they've got a solid Oh I Don't Know AN HOUR AND TWENTY ONE MINUTES (?) to get things going.  It's not a CAREER and/or LIFE retrospective.  That'd be interesting.  Just a last five years of his career touring and/or album making type thing.  SNOOZE.  YA SNOOZE YA LOSE.  EXCEPT AT CONTINUING TO SLEEP.  THERE YER WINNING.  OR MAYBE YOU'RE SNOOZING FOR OTHER REASONS.  YOU WANNA SNOOZE EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE AWAKE AND YOU'RE BUSY DOING SOMETING ELSE MAYBE.  THAT COULD BE WIN AS WELL  Hmm.  Breakfast tomorrow either gonna be classic breakfast or DELIGHTFUL frozen egg sandwich breafkast.  YEAH.
    Lunch tomorrow gonna be Vegetable Burger, Ham Sandwich, or Wide Alfredo.  THAT'S PRETTY EXCITING.  ALL EXCEPT THE HAM SANDWICH.  Hmm.  I thought I was ready for it but it turns out I'm not 100% comfortable with how, "In Your Face," Alanis Morissete's lyrics were.  LOOK after hearing the lyrics 2 or 3 times I GOT USED TO THEM.  Needed a little bit of time for them to sink in that I WASN'T PERSONALLY under attack in these lyrics.  BUT AT FIRST I FELT KIND OF UNEASY ABOUT THE WHOLE DEAL.  Oh well that's life I guess.  I came out of the experience A BETTER AND MORE BALANCED PERSON than I was when I went into it.  Probably.  SEEMS like that's what would happen.  Gonna assume that's what happened.  Successfully HAD NO ONION ROLL today but now that I think about it MAN OH MAN would I enjoy an onion roll.  OH NO.  Got three left to last me Thru Thursday.  IF I CAN JUST STOP MYSELF FROM HAVING ONE TONIGHT... that's three to last me over four days.  THAT'S PRACTICALLY ONE A DAY.  WHAT A LIFE ACHIEVEMENT that's within my grasp.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Not sure if it's 100% set in stone or just very very likely, but it looks like my first week of Speculation Baseball I will end up 5-5 against my Opponent Team.  In the 10 Statistical Categories we are facing off in I WON FIVE and he won Five.  At the end of the season WHOEVER WON THE MOST STATISTICAL CATEGORIES OVER ALL TEH WEEKS WINS.  So I guess winning five in the first week isn't a great start!  BUT IT'S NOT A TERRIBLE ONE EITHER.  Off the top of my head SOUNDS LIKE A MIDDLING START.  But that's just off the top of my head.  Didn't really crunch the numbers too hard.  Look you idiot just cause it's in the middle doesn't mean it translates to being in the middle in terms of Giving Me A Chance At Winning The League.  There's REALLY COMPLICATED MATH that would go into making that calculation.  Not even calculus.  POST CALCULUS.  Math BEYOND CALCULUS that we'd have to do to be like hmm if I start off the league of 12 teams, the first week at 5 points... what are my odds of finishing first or maybe in the top three ultimately...  THAT'S SOME POST CALCULUS MATH.  SO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
   Okay.  Not sure anyone was really on my back about it in the first place.  THAT'S ON YOU.  You SHOULD have been on my back about it IF YOU REALLY CARED ABOUT ME.  Ugh.  What else is up.  What would be a good thing to eat in my mouth and then results in my stomach and after that don't really care to get into it soon if not Onion Roll.  Hmm.  Parents got some mini rolls, too.  I THINK they'd be okay with me having one of theirs.  NOT ONION.  Also not as big.  BUT DELIGHTFUL BREAD all the same.  SO that's something that may or may not be, "In The Cards," ultimately.  WHAT TO WATCH after this entry. Maybe go to some ROOTS.  Didn't watch any ROOTS today.  WONER WHAT HAPPENED.  Gotta imagine at some point they emancipate the slaves.  BUT NOT FOR A LACK OF TRYING TO PREVENT THAT.  Anyway.  Slaves backwards... Plural that starts with, "S."  I can't even TRY to spell, "Slaves," backwards.  Seems like it wouldn't quite be, "P.C."  So let's move on with the entry.  Hmm.  The paragraph is over.  Not quite.  Might as well try to spell slaves backwards just to pad the paragraph a bit to make it long enough.  sevals.  Oh Okay That's Good I guess.  Hmm.  Not happy with how that turned out actually In Real Life.
    Last paragraph.  I will make up for it by watching Roots tonight and taking it SERIOUSLY and listening to SERIOUS bands over it like THE ALKALINE TRIO.  Ugh.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Gonna be honest, I was too enthusisatic about thinking I was gonna like Alanis Morissete more than it turned out I liked Alanis Morissete.  I like her AS A PERSON.  She's CANADIAN.  But as a musician IT'S OKAY TO GOOD.  CERTAINLY NO ALKALINE TRIO THOUGH.  Hmm.  Mets didn't do well enough in their baseball game to beat the other team.  IN FACT they didn't do that well at all!  Hmm.  It's late enough I can just go to bed when this is done.  HOWEVER I think some Television Set is in the cards on account of I gotta wear myself down a bit.  Watched the rest of George Bush Simpsons episode earlier.  It was pretty good. I liked the part where GEORGE W BUSH showed up.  THEY PREDICTED THE FUTURE AGAIN.  THEY CALLED George W Bush EXISTING.  Also Jeb Bush.  HILARIOUS.  I can't get enough of Any Reference To Jeb Bush At All!  Hmm.  I think I can.  In fact I think I've gotten enough of it As Of Now Right Now.  That's about it.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-9:05 P.M.

Saturday, April 8, 2023

Gonna Start Unless There's A Problem

    Hey friends!  9:50 AM.  SHOULD be able to fit in Full Four walks in early part of the day along with normal 2 acts.  It'll be some crunchtime!  But I SHOULD be able to do it.  Aim to fit in Act I in 1 hour and 5 minutes.  If I don't hit that mark I MAY cut act short at that time.  MAYBE go over 5 minutes if I feel like it.  ANYWAY.  Dad's nurse is here for BLOOD INFUSION.  Saturday!  Always done in Sunday.  Not always.  Today it isn't.  ALMOST ALWAYS.  Anyway WHAT ABOUT ME.  What's important Upkeep about ME.  Reasonable amount of Nightmight.  Delicious black and/or white cookie.  Watched more ROOTS last night.  Listened to something on Walk I.  Album. Some dumb album.  Oh right. THIRD EYE BLIND: Their Classic Album.  What was it called.  POSSIBLY THIRD EYE BLIND.  Yep that checks out.  What a classic dumb album.  So many dumb classic hits.  I HATE IT SO MUCH.  Anyway.  Lunch gonna be a sandwich UP TO AND INCLUDING vegetable burger.  DINNER I DUNNO.  I HOPE communal dinner.  IF NOT a wildcard thing from house.  NOT a FRESH thing from Super Marker.
   OKAY.  Imagination Baseball team hasn't been going too great.  NOT BAD.  We are ranked in TEN categories in our weekly battles against other team.  I am up FIVE TO FOUR.  But I've been up as high as SEVEN TO ONE.  Week ends after tomorrow's game.  I'D LIKE TO GET UP TO SIX TO SOMETHING ideally.  Speaking of Baseball NON-Imagination Baseball has the Mets playing at Oh I Don't Know FOUR TEN PM Today.  Hmm paragraph and a half of nothing.  Time to GET INTO IT.  Might have watched a bit more IT II last night.  IT showed up A LITTLE BIT but not so much.  Anyway I dunno.  Gotta imagine I continue Third Eye Blind album on Walk II.  SURE the first half is all the HITS but the second half has all the BACK UP hits.  They're GOOD OL' SONGS too.  Not identifiable by THE LAYMAN.  But YOU'D ENJOY 'EM TOO.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT EM.  The important thing is THRID EYE BLIND DID THEIR BEST and that's all anyone can ask of them.  Hmm coffee time.
   Is passover over yet.  Has it just become, "PASS," so to speak.  Lemme LURQ if Deli is Open For Businnness.  NOPE THEM SUCKERS STILL CLOSED.  Oh well such is life.  Family wasn't happy with Smaller Diner we've been getting the last 2 times.  GOTTEN IT PLENTY OF TIMES IN MID-DISTANT PAST.  But they've been making MID-SMALL mistakes the last 2 times.  I SAY WHO CARES.  Everyone makes mid-small mistakes 75% of the times.  GIVE THEM MORE CHANCES.  Either way I dunno what communal dinner would be IF IT COMES TO IT.  Hmm.  I don't know what sandwich I will eat for lunch if it comes to it.  Possibly go ahead and eat ham sanwdich.  Not EXCITED about ham sandwich.  Kunta Kinte wouldn't WANT me to eat ham sandwich.  Maybe he wouldn't give a shit.  HE wouldn't wanna eat a ham sandwich.  But he might care at all if I ate one.  IF ANYTHING might encourage me to eat a ham sandwich.  I'm white!  Anything that gets me further on the road to Hell is all the better.  Hmm makes sense.
    Fourth paragraph.  Kunta Kinte doesn't have HATE in his heart.  Probably not at least.  Haven't been listening to the dialogue enough.  Only reading it.  Only LISTENING to the dialogue HALF the time.  Gotta HER IT 100% of the time to know how much hate is in his heart.  As of now I'm gonna guess only 5, 10% of hate in his heart.  And that hate is ONLY APPROPRIATELY PLACED.  HE WOULDN'T HATE ME UNLESS I REALLY DESERVED IT.  Which I MAY if there was this alternative universe in which we interacted AND I was eating a ham sandwich AS THERE WAS IN THIS SCENARIO I WAS PROPOSING.  I DON'T KNOW.  Anyway.  I THINK Kunta Kinte is gone from the story in the next episode?  Who becomes main character.  Can't wait to see!  MY GUESS is his son and/or daughter.  THAT WOULD make sense continuing with the theme of the premise.  HMM.  Let's THINK.  What sandwich would I like to eat.  AND/OR would I REALLY enjoy a wide alfredo.  HMM.  Sandwich.  Maybe I'd dig lean salami or vegetable burger.  I DON'T KNOW.  Gimme some time to think about it.  Then Gimme Shelter.  I already HAVE shelter.  Can never hurt to accumulate MORE shelter.  GOD AIN'T MAKING ANY MORE OF IT.  Wait that's not true.  It's accurate God ain't making any more LAND.  But God can make TONS AND TONS more shelter. 
   Fifth paragraph.  Well GOD can't make shelter.  But MAN can.  And MAN can make it UNDER ORDERS FROM GOD.  Not LITERALLY.  But if you believe in that sort of thing philosophically then MAN MAKING SHELTER might be ORDAINED BY GOD without knowing or something.  YOU KNOW THAT SORT OF TING.  Also people who say God ain't making any more of it (LAND) have a LOSING attitude.  I SAY GOD CAN DO WHATEVER HE PUTS HIS MIND TO.  Up to and including making more land.  HE CAN FIGURE IT OUT just give him TIME.  Make clouds solid.  Off the top of my head START THERE.  That's just ONE thing he can do.  Gotta make us some ladders so we can get there though.  WHY.  Never said we have to be able to ACCESS the land.  Just that there had to be more of it.  AHAH we got you on a technicality.  GOTCHA.  Anyway halfway through Act I and I did it in pretty good time.  Only twenty two minutes.  ACTUALLY twenty one minutes but I project by the time I'm ACTUALLY done with this paragraph it will be twenty two minutes.  Nope.  Still only twenty one minutes.  I say by the time I'm done with this sentence though it will be twenty two minutes. Nope. S till twe.. NEVERMIND Twenty two minutes.
   Amazing.  What am I watching today.  More ROOTS.  Probably FINISHING The Roots.  Got a lot left but I also Got A Lot Of Time!  Probably watch more IT TWO.  Got a lot left there.  Might finish that too but I'm gonna guess NOT.  Got some METS game to watch.  Probably watch A SMALLISH amount of it.  But a reasonable amount.  I get a LITTLE BIT out of it.  So that's good.  Got SNL tonight.  Not watching that until tomorrow though.  I got THINGS to do at 11:30 PM.  Like BE ASLEEP for a while.  Hmm.  That's usually around the time I First Wake Up.  For a snack.  Doesn't mean I wake up EVERY HOUR for a snack.  But I usually wake up First SOON AFTER I Fall Into Slumber.  And it's around that time.  GO FIGURE.  Ugh.  What channel was Roots on.  IT'S IMPORTANT.  What's a good guess.  Doesn't seem like a CBS... Doesn't seem like an NBC...  Could it have been an ABC?  Not sure about this.  I GUESS I'd have to guess ABC.  Unless it's a PBS.  Hmm.  NO POINT speculating any further.  Let's just look it up.  YES IT WAS ABC.
    GOOD AT GUESSING TELEVISION CHANNELS.  I'M ONE FOR ONE.  Hmm.  Seventh paragraph I guess.  At this rate probably not gonna have TOO much crunch time.  Probably manifest itself in A little bit of crunch time more or less between Walks III and IV which is when I take my shower.  But not too bad.  WE'LL SEE HOW IT, "SHAKES," OUT.  In one of the six match ups in Speculation Baseball ONE TEAM IS BEATING THE OTEHR TEAM 10-0 in all the stat categories.  I ENVY THEM.  Everytime I check the league and I see that still standing I AM IN AWE.  Can't wait to see another team take them down a peg or two next week.  They think they're hot stuff right now but NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.  Next week is gonna be a whole other story.  Hmm.  When do I face them.  NOT UNTIL WEEK 11.  Which off the top of my head is in 2 years.  Great.  No Deli.  Don't want Italy Style Restaurant although I might have to settle for it.  GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT SOME SORT OF DINER.  Maybe I get my Parents on board with some sort of Chain Restuarant.  An APPLEBAWNS.  An AughtBought StaughtHaught.  Thank Good It's Food.
    Anyway.  The FOOD prices aren't as high as you'd think.  Solid chance it's very high FEES though for delivery and service and whatknot.  That wouldn't SHOCK me.  ELECTRICITY WOULD THOUGH.  That's it's JOB.  Anyway.  Three paragraphs to go.  Great.  Anything good happen this entry yet?  SURE I WROTE SEVEN PARAGRAPHS.  Sounds pretty good to me.  Hmm.  Try to figure out something to watch on Television Set that isn't ROOTS or IT.  I think.  I GUESS I can enjoy Roots.  It's not FUN to watch Negative Vibes PERSAY but I guess I can get SOMETHING out of watching it.  STILL THOUGH I'd rather ENJOY watching Television MORE by watching something else.  OH WELL LIFE IS SUCH.  Their depiction of slavery seems more positive than my impression.  Could be accurate!  Could be different manifestations of slavery than just one kind!  But they got slaves living like normal families doing regular work but also having time for family stuff and they live in houses and have regular lives and whatknot.  But they just have to do their job and are technically owned by their master.  Whereas my impression is they lived like prisoners and had no identity and no free time or personal life and are kept like animals.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Guess they were only kept as 40% animals.
    Penultimate paragraph.  Okay!  Two more paragraphs to write.  I can do that!  I write Two Paragraphs At A Time ALL THE TIME.  FOR EXAMPLE Kunta Kinte and his wife and daughter seem to have a house as a family unit.  Didn't think that kinda stuff happened!  Maybe it did!  Maybe sometimes it did, sometimes it didn't!  GONNA HAVE TO LOOK INTO THAT ONE.  And by looking into that one I mean I WILL CONTINUE WATCHING THIS TV PROGRAM.  And WHEN THE TIME COMES watch more TV PROGRAMS and/or FILMS about it when the times comes.  AND/OR read about it if somehow the time comes for that.  It's POSSIBLE.  Also I'm not saying HEY IF THEY HAD A HOUSE I GUESS BEING OWNED BY SOMEONE AND ALL THAT WHICH IT ENTAILS WASN'T SO BAD.  Just saying SLIGHTLY MORE PERKS than what I thought.  So that's good I guess.  Anyway.  Hmm.  April EIGHTH huh.  Getting deep into April.  At some point we're gonna have to confront the fact that hey we're in the middle of April.  Not YET.  But in a MERE FEW DAYS we're gonna be there.  START PREPARING NOW.
   Lat paragraphof the act!  SWEET.  Gonna have time for four walks in early part of the day No Problem.  Hmm.  Skipped shower yesterday.  Dad was showering when I usually shower.  Then I just never took a shower later.  I STAND BY MY DECISION.  If I was stinky the rest of the day SO BE IT.  I don't think I was stinky.  That's not how it works.  Gotta accumulate stink on ya OVER SEVERAL DAYS.  One day without shower ain't gonna make much of a difference I feel.  COULD BE WRONG.  Could be DEAD wrong.  Sure.  Wonder if I've ever listened to any other Third Em Eye Blind album start to finish.  I know several other Song-em-ups.  But dunno if I ever listened to any other album.  LEMME LURQ some track listenings.  That'll jog memory.  NOPE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.  IF I DID IT'D BE, "BLUE," ANDI DON'T, "THINK SO."  Okay.  How is weather like today.  That's relevant to my life.  High fourty low fifties.  Sound like a SWEATSHIRT JACKET day.  OH OKAY GREAT GONNA GO TAKE WALK NOW.  See ya soon.

who wouldn't wanna read this

    Hey friends.  11:20 AM! Got a solid 35 minutes to write this act.  More than enough!  Really got fourty minutes if I REALLY need it.  So that's good.  Leaning towards vegetable burger for lunch.  TATER TOTS in addition.  Some sort of grilled chicken sandwichthing for dinner.  Italy Style restuarant?  Go with grilled chicken roll.  Small diner?  Go with grilled chicken sandwich with BBQ Sauce and PERHAPS NOTHING ELSE.  Some other place?  Maybe try something else MAYBE figure out a grilled chicken thing FROM THEM.  Either way sounds pretty good.  Hmm.  Still got 1.5 Third-em-up Eye Blind songs left to listen to on Walk III.  Then time to start something ANEW.  So that's pretty good.  Maybe listen to other Third Eye Blind album.  Got up to THREE OR FOUR songs I know.  Maybe other songs on there are winners as well.  Add them to my Winner Playlist from a few entries ago.  NO WAY.  I abandoned that playlist FOR GOOD.  NO GOING BACK NOW.  Too late!
   Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Gonna have to put in vegetable burger and tater tots BEFORE walk IV so that they will be ready POST walk IV.  ALSO not DIRECTLY POST WALK IV.  Some time AFTER Post Walk IV.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF LET'S KEEP IT GOING.  Hmm.  I like Chain Restuarants because they lean into having Mix-em-up and Match-em-up meals.  RIGHT UP MY ALLEY.  What alley exactly I don't know.  I don't own an alley.  Park I walk in is called Alley Pond Park.  Not sure where the pond is.  Better LTURQ on google maps.  Must be a pond somewhere.  I can think of ONE pond SOMEWHERE but I'm not sure it's a part of Alley Pond Park at all.  Wikipedia says tehre's SEVEN PONDS In it.  I don't think so.  Maybe they're counting PUDDLES after it rains.  THEN I BUY there's seven ponds.  OTEHRWISE sounds like a lie.  Which is good.  Now I know wikipedia is full of lies.  Until just now I HAD NO IDEA.
    Three paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  What else do I got going on.  Haven't taken a shower in close to 48 hours.  The good news is that rhymes. Slant rhymes at least.  Sounds like a straight up rhyme.  Except for hour Hour is plural and shower isn't.  THAT RUINS TE PURITY OF THE RHYME.  Oh well I never said I was perfect.  KIND OF IMPLIED IT THOUGH.  Gonna stick with implying it even after this show of impurity!  LET'S JUST MOVE ON LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED.  Maybe indulge and get cheese on BBQ Grilled Chicken sandwich.  Wonder if they have pepperjack cheese.  If places have pepperjack cheese I ALWAYS go with that.  I have NO EVIDENCE I like it better than other cheese except for the name.  SOUNDS like the name of the cheese I'd enjoy.  You intrigued me at Pepper and you SEALED THE DEAL at Jack.  However now that I think about it SO MANY OTHER CHEESE with SO MANY OTHER INTRIGUING flavors.  So now I don't know WHAT to think.
    Two paragraphs to go.  Delightful.  Gonna have not so much crunchtime at all between walks III and IV.  Should be relatively pleasant.  So I got that going for me and whatknot.  When I'm thinking about a more generic cheese that might be intriguining YES, OF COURSE I'M TINKING ABOUT SWISS CHEESE.  Ugh.  Anyway.  Jeez.  Just get pizza again if we get Italy style restaurant.  Just eat pizza to the max.  I feel like that's not such a bad way to live.  Feels like I DID live that way in the past.  I lived past life getting Pies Of Pizza and eating 2 or 3 slices at a time for dinner AND GUESS THAT that lasts you THREE DINNERS IN A ROW YOU FOOL. A ND DID I COMPLAIN?  NO OF COURSE NOT.  You know why?  DELICIOUS.  Also?  NO ONE TO COMPLAIN TO.  But Mainly?  DELICIOUS.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Why did I do that.  Haven't I heard the good news about Just Ordering Pizza that I would eat That Night.  Huh.  Musta been because I was ORDERING IN pizza instead of picking it up.  And I had to order entire pie to justify it.  MUSTA BEEN.  Either that OR I WAS GOING INTO IT wanting to eat eight slices of pizza in a short amount of time.
   Last paragraph of the act.  DElightful.  When is Third Eye Blind album from?  1998?  1999?  1997?  DON'T SEE HOW IT COULD BE FROM ANY OTHER YEAR.  Wow 1997.  That was my LAST FINAL GUESS.  At least it wasn't a year that would have BLOWN ME AWAY.  Ugh.  What else do I got going on.  Gotta help my dad out Ultimately at some point relatively soon after Nurse leaves.  Move some boxes around.  TAHT SORT OF THING.  Hopefully I am IN HOUSE for that to happen.  I don't think there's any negative consequences if I'm not.  It's not like he's gonna be immobile unable to do anything else until I can step in and make some stuff happen.  HMM.  Anyway what else is up.  MAYBE just have dumb ham sandwich for lunch.  That's THE THINKING MAN'S vegetable burger. Makes sense.  Makes lots of sense.  I'll be back tonight! 

Nothing Else To Talk About

    Hello friend.  Another successful day mostly down.  GOT GOOD PROSPECTS for the next 2 or 2 and a half hours as well!  Watched some more ROOTS.  Watched a few moments of METS game.  Watched a, "Doc," on the 1999 Woodstock.  DIDN'T GO WELL.  You could say it was doomed from the start on account of TERRIBLE LINE-UP.  Really lousy pick of the litters.  YES 6 or 8 Good band and/or musical artists that they showed.  SEVERAL ONES I'D STAND IN GOOD FIELD TO SEE. But for the most part a bust.  And that doesn't even take into account The Rapes And Fires.  HEY LET'S TAKE THAT INTO ACCOUNT.  Okay.  Hmm.  I'm taking them into account now.  IN MY MIND.  You do it too!  IT'S FUN.  Anyway.  Got a, "DOC," on Allanis Morrissette to watch next.  I don't know much about that lady AND/OR her music but I'm INTERESTED in learning.  Probably save that for tomorrow though.  GONNA WANNA BE LISTENING TO MUSIC OVER waht I'm watching tonight.  CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC OVER MUSIC DOC.
    Four paragraphs to go.  Just came up with a knock knock joke.  Knock Knock.  Whose there.  Allan.  Allan who.  Allanis Morrissette.  May have to Fine Tune The Kinks on that one.  Made a little bit of sense in my brain.  MAY have to fine tune the kinks in my brain now that I think about it.  Hmm that's a negative development For My Life it turns out.  Just started Mexican beer.  You may call it, "cervesa."  TASTES OKAY.  Hmm.  Had delicious salami sandwich for lunch and Indulged in General Tso's Own Chicken for dinner.  NICE SOLID AMOUNT.  Didn't limit myself to Certain Amount.  JUST ATE as much as I wanted.  Which was right around half the amount.  A LITTLE LESS.  It was half the amount MINUS THE SOUP.  SO TE NEXT HALF IS HALF PLUS SOUP. So I'M PLAYING WITH HOUSE MONEY the next time I have half the amount more or less.  YEAH.  Mets won their baseball game today.  I'm happy for them.  Most of them!  I don't know WHO but I'm sure at least 25% of the 26 Rostered Mets are jerks.  Not happy for THEM.  It's just too bad I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONES ARE WHICH.
    Three paragrpahs to go.  Took entire eight walks today.  Delightful.  POSSIBLE I put on Alanis Morisette DOC when this is over.  At least for a while.  See how that goes.  Also JUST TO GET INTO THE SPIRIT OF THINGS I'm gonna look up how to spell That Lady's name.  BECAUSE I WANNA DO RIGHT BY HER.  ALANIS is first name.  Okay.  We got that down.  NEXT is last name.  Let's see.  Moriss.  Got first part of lat name.  Now let's continue on to the second part.  FOR REMINDER-SAKE first part was Moriss.  Okay.  Second part is Ette.  Morissette.  Alanis Morissette.  OKAY I TINK I GOT IT.  CANADIAN?  NOW I'M SUPER ON BOARD.  CAN'T GET ME ENOUGH OF THE CANADIANS.  Anyway.  What else is going on and crap.  People in 1999 liked some REAL crappy music.  WOW.  WHAT IDIOTS.  They don't like good music in 2023 like us.  Like... you konw... The Folks at the top of the charts... I wanna say... WHOMEVER IT IS I'M SURE THEY'RE DELIGHTFUL.
    Penultimate paragraph.  I'VE REACHED KUNTA KINTE'S DEATH in Roots.  But his memory will live on.  TO THE EXTREME.  WE ALL REMEMBER HIM.  THROUGH TELEVISION SHOW.  That's not bad all things considered.  Probably would rather still be alive than be remembered.  PERSONALLY that'd be my preference ultimately when I'm dead probably.  I dunno.  Hard to have a preference when you're dead.  Too busy not being alive to be able to make any sort of determinations of what you'd rather be doing ideally as a thought exercise.  Huh.  Had another onion roll this afternoon.  OH NO I'M DOWN TO ONLY THREE LEFT over the next five days.  Oh well. I  GOT EM TO EAT EM.  So what if I eat em quick.  AS LONG AS I'M HAVING A BLAST that's the important part.  I guess.  Hmmm.  I liked Alanis Morissette in the Woodstock Doc.  ONE OF TE ONLY ACTS I was like HOLD THE PHONE I'M ENJOYING THIS SONG.  So that's good.  One more paragraph to go!
   Jeez.  It's a GOOD thing Korn existed.  They ADDED A LOT to culture.  That's MY hot take.  Oh well what can ya do.  MOBY was not a fan of Woodstock 1999!  OH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO.  I'm not a fan of Moby.  My impression is HE'S A CREEP.  And it's IMPOSSIBLE I was mislead at some point.  That kind of thing JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN.  Eh.  What kinda crap am I eating when this is over.  No onion roll despite how delicious it would be.  No saltines because I JUST DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH IN STOCK that I can manage to spare em!  OH NO I'M IN A REAL, "PICKLE," SODA SPEAK.  Maybe some sort of EGGO.  But I'd have to wait FOREVER for it to toast.  I'd almost definitely get fed up and be like FUCK IT I'm gonna eat it when it's only a third toasted and eat it DISGUSTINGLY soft.  WHO WANTS THAT.  Nobody that's who.  MAYBE YOU WANT IT.  You want to SABOTAGE MY GOOD TIME.  Anyway that's about it for now.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:09 P.M.

Friday, April 7, 2023

Want To Really  Vaguely Consider Trying

    Hey friends.  10:27 AM!  Gonna fit in solid 3 walks in early part of day.  Leading to at least 7 walks for overall part of the day. And since there's no Communal Dinner Delivery almost certainly, most likely I hit Magic Eight (ball).  Anyway.  Super marker delivery came real early and woke me up.  We're talkin' they came at around 9:20 AM! SHOCKING.  Anyway I seemed to get everything I wanted.  HERE ARE THEM MEALS I got for this week-- sushi, wide alfredo, ham sandwich, veggie burger, and salami sandwich.  ALSO a communal meatloaf dinner.  THAT'S IT.  Possibly have a turkey sandwich FROM MY PARENT'S turkey stash.  HMM.  Sounds like I have one of those things for ONE of todays meals but I really can't have TWO for both today's meals. HMM.  Maybe dinner is Pick Up Pizza again.  BEEN HAVING GOOD SUCCESS WITH THAT.  PLAIN SICILY STYLE has been good.  Okay this paragraph is almost over.  ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY before moving onto next paragraph.  MUCH TO SAY.  No space left to put it in though!  WHAT A SHAME.
    Hmm.  Watched more ROOTS last night.  Two episodes in.  How many episodes overall.  Seven!  RIGHT?  Lucky number seven!  In one version it's edited into eight.  Another version it's edited into six.  SPLIT THE DIFFERENT AND IT"S SEVEN.  Not sure which version HBO got me on.  I guess I'll check now  GOT LITTLE BETTER TO DO.  Probably not at least.  WELL I Got plenty other stuff to do BUT I GOTTA KNOW.  Can't have this hanging over my head so to speak.  HBO GOT SIX EPISODES.  Okay good.  Anyway.  Was listening to music for the first half of Roots Episode II.  For some reason I was imagining their voices as higher pitched.  Then when I started hearing the dialogue THREW ME FOR A LOOP.  I don't know WHY it makes a difference.  Just changed the TONE of the show.  For better?  For worse?  I dunno.  That was LAST NIGHT.  I forget how and why it made a difference.  BUT IT DID.  Also ALL the chracters.  And just cause they were higher pitched I don't want you go to making assumptions what a higher pitched tone might imply for what that means for characters.  DON'T MAKE ANY ASSUMPTIONS AT ALL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING WIT YOUR ASSUMPTIONS.
   Anyway.  Early Mets game at 1:10 PM!  I believe it's the Home Opener.  They have OPENED their home today.  IN FACT I bet it's open right now.  They may be experiencing BATTING PRACTICE as of now.  Two and a half hours before the First Pitch.  Hmm.  Does Celebrities throwing out first pitch have a pitch clock now.  That's a joke or something someone can make.  I BET.  HMM.  How does my Early Part Of Day schedule align with me watching Met game on time.  Lemme calibrate the numbers.  Probably will NOT be available to watch Met game as of 1:10 PM.  SMALL chance I will be.  Probably more likely I'll be about 10-25 minutes LATE.  OH NO.  That's around the amount of time it is when women can figure out that they're having a baby.  OH NO I'M 20 minutes late.  WELP I GUESS I'M PREGNANT.  Also just cause you're pregnant doesn't mean you're, "HAVING A BABY."  YOUR BODY YOUR CHOICE.  In many states.  For now.  Hmm.  I DON"T LIKE IT.
    DANGIT FORGOT ABOUT COFFEE.  Let's go get that now.  Hmm.  Had chocolate chip cookie for breakfast.  Earlier.  Woke up a couple of hours before Super Marker came.  Had it then!  Entire thing.  Was gonna leave off 20%.  THEN I ATE IT ANYWAY.  Hmm.  Not sure what I did for NightMight.  Possibly nothign!  More likely something!  But not a lot!  Guess I'm not enthusiastic about eating a sandwich for lunch.  Not enthusiastic about wide alfredo.  I GUESS I BETTER GET ENTHUSISATIC ABOUT SUSHI or else I'm out of options.  Unless... What else is up.  Started superbloom playlist on Walk I today.  It's NEW MUSIC by EMERGING ARTISTS that you can't pingeon hole into one genre.  It's like JUST MUSIC MAN.  They're just DOING THEIR THING.  LEAVE THEM BE.  Probably.  More or less.  I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THAT.  Some times their thing is pretty good.  SOME TIMES IT'S A MISS.  The important thing is they had a good time.  AND/or MADE MONEY.  Either way!
   Fifth paragraph.  And/or MADE A GOOD PRODUCT.  I'd be okay wit NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME or MAKING MONEY if I DID A GOOD JOB.  AS ARE THEY.  Probably.  That's what SUPERBLOOM is all about.  PROBABLY.  Also I assume there's an age cut off for superbloom.  Has to be emerging artists AND CAN'T BE OLDER EMERGING ARTISTS.  Possibly.  No one shared any exact criteria they use when determining these things.  Anyway.  Don't like how it seems to be Genre-Pop.  It's ALT-POP.  It's INDIE-POP.  It's RAP-POP.  That's the aspect of Super-Bloom I don't like.  FIGURE OUT A WAY TO BE SUPERBLOOM that isn't just Half-Pop-Music.  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.  Anyway how m uch time do I have in Early Part Of Day to write acts I and II.  LOTS OF TIME.  No crunch time at all if I wanna fit in Solid Three Walks.  HAY what genres are they mixing IF NOT one of them being pop.  I dunno.  Mix ROCK with... lemme think... MOD...  CALL YOURSELF MOCKERS.  NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE.  LEAST OF ALL IN A HARD DAYS KNIGHT THE FILM.  Hmm.
   Sixth paragraph.  What music is Mod.  Better LURQ if there was EVER Mod Music.  Wikipedia says the music scene of mods was a mix of modern jazz, R & B, psychedelic rock and soul.  Oh. Okay.  Not sure if that ever manifested itself in a Popular Artist.  GREAT.  Now YOU can do it.  GET CRACKING.  The important thing is I spend a fair amount of Waiver Money in Speculation Baseball to sign TWO players yesterday.  CATCHING PROSPECT for the Mets who looked like he would make the team out of spring training but DIDN'T but then their catcher just got injured and now he IS on the team.  Spend 12 dollars on picking him up out of the 100 dollars they give us for the entire year.  Then A SIMILAR SITUATION for a superstar PITCHING prospect on another team.  SPENT 12 dollars on HIM.  NOW I HAVE BOTH OF THEM.  TWENTY FOUR DOLLARS DOWN.  Could pay off big time.  Could be a bust.  GOTTA PLAY TO WIN.  That's not true.  I could have sat still and won.  OH WELL.  The important thing is ONE MORE MET ON MY TEAM NOW.  So that's pretty good at least.
    Four paragraphs to go.  The Kinks, Rolling Stones, and The Yardbirds and Mod FOLLOWINGS.  Doesn't make THEM mods.  But Mods LIKED EM.  GO FIGURE.  Yard Birds were early incarnation of Led Zeppelins, right?  Lemme LTURQ.  Looks vaguely right.  I can't read the entire Wikipedia page.  AT FIRST it looked wrong because the original five members it offered as members were NONE of The Led Zeppelins.  But if you READ ON it seems to suggest that YES IT SOMEHOW TURNED ITO LED ZEPPELIN.  I can't read this any further.  I can't do ANYTHING that involves any sort of concentration.  GET REAL.  New Evil Dead movie seems real Spooky.  Wonder when I get to watch it.  POSSIBLY sometime in 2027.  GREAT by that time I'll be Dead Myself.  Probably not EVIL though.  I don't know what I'd turn evil when I'm dead.  Dying would turn anyone evil.  Very unpleasant.  Going through unpleasantness is enough to turn a Good man's disposition negative. 
   Guess I could watch more ROOTS today. Guess I probably will!  Anyway.  Never realized Reading Rainbow Man was also Roots Man.  UNTIL YESTERDAY OBVIOUSLY.  Now I realize it of course.  Anyway.  Realized yesterday I watched SOME of Roots in high school.  A couple of lines of dialogue I remembered!  YOU DON'T FORGET A THING LIKE THAT.  A couple of lines of dialogue.  So that's good.  Can they show Roots in Florida High School?  That's a rhetorical question.  The answer of course is No.  Well probably not at least.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap. Phone charged to the Nth degree!  At 97% right now.  Not sure that's what the Nth degree means.  Not sure WHAT IT DOESN'T mean.  Anyway.  Mets player I just added to the team is NOT in starting lineup today.  GOOD.  GREAT THING I SPEND SPECULATION MONEY BASEBALL MONEY ON HIM JUST SO HE COULD RIDE THE REAL BASEBALL BENCH.  Johnny Bench.  BASEBALL PLAYER.  HE WAS IN THE LINEUP ALL THE TIME THOUGH.  GO FIGURE.
   Even if you're on the lineup all the time SPEND A LOT OF THE TIME ON THE BUNCH.  Unless you stand up while you're waiting.  Which many people do.  Gets the juices flowing.  Anyway.  Got IT II to go with as well.  That's a fun film.  I like the part where HEY IT'S BACK.  I remember It from BEFORE.  Also never really thought about it before but IT is kind of unrealistic.  I've NEVER heard of anything like this happening EVER.  I feel like if it did happen at some point in history anywhere in the world WE'D KNOW ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  What else is up and crap.  Should have gotten more gum today.  Will the gum I have last me the next week.  I DON'T KNOW.  Can always buy MORE Gum on a walk.  WE'LL SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT.  Anyway.  Went through tater tots last week real quickly.  Only had half a dozen left.  Re-upped with a different PROBABLY LESSER brand this week.  THAT'S NOT SO BAD.  Worse things happen in life.  I bet 6-8 worse things will manifest themselves IN THE NEXT SEVERAL HOURS ALONE.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Pretty good shot I can hit Television Time before the Mets game starts.  Maybe then Life Will Be Good.  Maybe that makes Life WORSE somehow.  Can't say for sure as of now.  Hmm.  DAD GOT MILK HE LIKE.  He thought they discontinued it completely after not being able to get it for 2 or 3 months.  NOPE. IT CAME BACK.  AND NOW HE HAS IT.  Sometimes life is better than it was in the recent past.  Starts trending IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION for a change.  So that's good.  Good for him.  Good for me!  I GET OFF on good things happening to the ones I love in the immediate vicinity of where I am.  More or less.  Hmm.  Mets game and Roots and possibly IT II.  Other things I can watch today?  I HOPE SO.  I think there's something else that's missing in the Today Television Equation that would make things better.  SO WE'LL FIGURE THAT ONE OUT I guess.  Hmm.  Gotta figure out some sort of thing I can download to increase the pitch of the audio of my TV.  Won't just make ROOTS better.  Maybe now that I think about it I'd probably like EVERYTHING in a higher pitch, I DUNNO.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.

see how that works out

    Hi friends!  Time to write some five paragraphs.  Maybe get NON Sicily style pizza.  Less indulgent.  Haven't had it in TWO OR THREE PizzaTimes.  Sounds exciting.  Anyway let's write some five paragraphs then move on with my life.  Take a delightful PARK WALK.  Only 25 minutes.  No 30 minute crap.  THEN AGAIN internet might crap out.  NO MUSIC for half the walk.  EXCEPT for listening to the previous songs again.  I can re-listen to the most recent songs I played.  SOMETIMES THOSE ARE QUALITY SONGS and that's fun.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Thinking about getting EXCITING topping for pizza.  Ya know UP TO AND INCLUDING Pepperoni.  Let's LTURQ.  Oh Garlic.  That's exciting.  Exciting for VAMPIRES.  That's like shooting heroin for them.  LIVING DANGEROUSLY.  Gotta imagine vampires LIKE garlic.  Wouldn't you?  It's the forbidden fruit that's the most sweet.  Garlic sounds like a vegetable.  Forbidden vegetables that tastes the most sweet.  FINE.  WHATEVER.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Garlic MAY NOT be a vegetable.  Some sort of CLOVE.  Not sure what that's supposed to mean.  Garlic is a vegetable.  Belongs to the ONION family.  GREAT.  I got the onion rolls!  GREAT. I dunno when I will have one for the first time but I will keep you updated on this situation as it progress.  Es.  How many did I get.  Four. Six.  Eight?  Lemme LTURQ.  Internet suggests that the order comes with SIX.  NO REASON TO DOUBT INTERNET.  Especially cause I HANDLED it 2 and a half hours ago.  SEEMS like six is right on target for what it was.  SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT.  Hmm.  Listened to more SUPERBLOOM.  Look if you wanna be SomeGenreSLASHPop GOOD FOR YOU.  That's what the KIDS WANT?  Great.  That's what YOU WANNA PRODUCE? Wonderful.  That's what BUSINESS wanna sell?  FINE.  Who am I to disagree.  I AM BUT ONE MAN.  Probably.  Guess it's POSSIBLE I'm 2-4 people but I've seen no evidence to confirm OR EVEN SUGGEST that.  Hmm.  Wonder when my haircut will peak.  My guess is in 2-3 weeks.  MAYBE 4-6 weeks though.  HEY I DUNNO maybe it peaks when it's a little bit longer.  6-10 weeks!  IN TERMS OF PEAKING as a Short But Sweet Haircut though I'd say 2-3 weeks.
    Three paragraphs to go.  When was the lat time I had pepperoni on Regular Pizza?  I DON'T KNOW.  Coulda been pre-pandemic.  Coulda been DuringPandemic. Can't have been post-pandemic cause GUESS WHAT PANDEMIC STILL GOING ON.  YEAH.  Let's see if I climbed out of Last Place in other Imagination Baseball league I'm in.  NOPE.  Still in last!  ALSO I'M EVEN FURTHER IN LAST.  Lost MORE points.  I'm in an even deeper hole than the last time I checked.  OH WELL.  The good news is if this is the worst thing that happens to me this year THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD THING OVERALL.  And LIFE IS ALL ABOUT BALANCE.  So if THIS IS happening to me this year MUST BE GOOD STUFF COMING MY WAY ELSEWHERE.  You can BET ON THAT.  Might lose.  But no one's stopping you from GAMBLING.  In fact I'd ENCOURAGE YOU TO GAMBLE.  It's FUN.  What exactly is a YardBird.  I read some book which talked about THE Yard Birds.  I forget whose Memoir it was that they talked about The YardBirds in it.  But either way WHAT IS IT A REFERENCE TO.  What's a Yard Bird IN REAL LIFE.
    Hmm.  Noun-- Informal -- US (Not Britain???) -- (1) -- a new military recruit, especially one assigned to menial tasks (2) -- a convict.  Does US MEAN UNITED STATES?  Or does it mean US.  Google is says It's US that use this definition.  Either way.  Oh.  I get it.  They're influenced by American music.  So they used American Slang for their name.  THAT MAKE SENSE.  MAKES TONS OF SENSE.  Good for them.  Still though.  Was hoping it'd be a kind of chicken. Oh well what can ya do.  Wikipedia DOES say it's a colloquialism for The Domestic Chicken in The American Deep South.  MEH. Anyway a paragrapn ahd a half to go.  YEAH.  Anway.  Free range poultry. Ultimately meant for consumption.  THAT'S A YARD BIRD.  LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  Anyway I dunno.  Maybe free range poultry NOT meant for consumption.  Meant just for fun. What else is up.  Paragraph is over.  That's pretty cool!  I like that a lot.
   Okay great.  Where is Roots.  I forget.  I wanna say GOERIGA.  Better LTURQ.  Looks like VIRGINIA.  At least in Episode II.  For episode II they're in Virginia more or less.  Oh okay that's good.  Also if there was a thing about Georgia and OBESITY and/or EATING A LOT I'd consider making a pun along the lines of GORGE-a.  So that's good.  Not making it YET.  But once it comes up I've GOT IT READY TO GO.  Not really.  Not gonna remember it after this paragraph. Maybe I'll think of it all over again.  I DOUBT IT.  Oh well maybe for the best.  Poeple would probably Think Me Idiotic for saying it anyway.  DANGIT I hate it when that happens.  What else is up.  Hmm.  Might not be able to take a shower directly after Walk.  DAD IS TAKING A SHOWER PRETTY SOON.  And I'm taking walk in a minute.  HOT WATER MIGHT NOT BE READY YET.  Either way I'll be  back in a little bit.  Seven or eight hours is a little bit.  SURE.  See ya then!

Here Is The Rest

    Hi friends.  Another day more or less IN TE BOOKS.  Took entire eight walks.  Had sushi for lunch.  Two slices of Plain Ol' Pizza for dinner.  Watched more ROOTS and started watching IT: II as well.  Now my main goal these days is to write five more paragraphs.  ALSO I ate Mini Onion roll earlier and IT WAS A SOLID Oh I Don't Know Six and Oh I Don't Know Four Out Of Ten Out Of Ten.  IN FACT I may have another one next up as the thing I eat next.  I KNOW I'M RUNNING OUT OF TEM QUICK AT THIS RATE. Who cares.  WHO CARES AT WHAT RATE I DO THINGS as long as I HAVE FUN doing them.  That's what's important and whatknot!  Anyway.  Turnt out Kunta Kinte get older and no longer becomes Levar Burton.  Didn't see that twist coming.  I got used to it though!  This other actor is Kunta Kinte alright I guess!  I CAN WORK WITH IT.  Anyway.  Lunch tomorrow eh.  Got vegetable burger, ham sandwich, or salami sandwich as BEST options.  Also got wide alfredo. THEMS TE OPTOINS.  Sounds like a Sandwich Is In Store!  Anyway.  Was waiting in Italy Style Restaurant for roughly 5 minutes waiting for pizza.  Including time before ordering it and time between ordering it and getting it.  OCCURRED TO ME I MIGHT GET COVID despite being double maxed.  Masked.  Whatever.  The important thing is  DANGIT.
    Fourth paragraph from the end.  The point is AWESOMEIT.  I always check inside the pizza box because I don't trust them to give me my order right.  BUT I wait until I've left the restuarant because I don't want to offend them.  LEAVE THE STORE.  Walk about 20 feet away.  THEN I CROUCH DOWN and remove the tape from the box and see what's inside.  SO FAR they have a 100% track record of giving me what I wanted.  WHICH IS GREAT.  Hmm.  I know Kunta Kinte likes his original name and not his King's English name Toby but let's be honest you could do a lot worse than, "Toby."  I think Toby a pretty pleasant name.  SETTLE FOR TOBY.  That's how I feel.  OR split the difference and go by Toby Kinte.  Maybe your slave master will agree to that as a compromise.  I DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT SLAVE MASTER.  COULD be a reasonable man.  WE DON'T KNOW yet at of this moment.  Anyway.  What wil lI put on after this.  IT?  ROOTS?  Only time will tell!  TIME BETTER TELL.  If time doesn't tell WE'VE GOT PROBLEMS.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Delightful.   Odds are I go with IT II.  So I can fool around listening to MUSIC and not feel like I'm denigrating the memory of ROOTS.  The premise of ROOTS is that these are Real Life Roots, right?  That they're the Non Fiction rooted family history of Original Author.  I dunno if it's REALLY that.  But it's THAT THERE PREMISE.  And you DON'T FUCK WITH PREMISES whether they're accurate or not.  THAT'S A RULE.  Hmm.  The Mets won their baseball game today.  Wasn't THEIRS.  It belonged to ALL OF US.  Well at least Them AND their opponents.  AT THE VERY LESAT THAT.  Also the umpires.  LETS GET TEM IN ON THIS POSSESSING THE BASEBALL GAME ACTION.  Ugh.  Just ate onion roll.  Ya know what? SEVEN OUT OF TEN.  I dunno why I was messing around with fractions before.  This is a seven out of ten experience.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Delightful.  The only negative thing is NOW I WANT MORE ROLL.  ONLY FOUR LEFT. I can't have anymore roll!  Even if I have JUST ONE MORE THAT BRINGS ME UP TO HAVING AT LEAST 50% OF ALL OF THE WEEKLY ROLLS ON THE FIRST DAY.  And we can't have that, can we.  CAN WE.  I guess we can.  BUT WE SHANT.  Ugh.  Lookin like OUT BACK STEAK HOUSE is on Doordash and is surprinsgly NOT extremely overpriced.  THAT COULD BE IN THE MIX for deliveries.  HOWEVER I think they are owned by right wing jerk offs.  Off the top of my head most likely Ropert Merdoffs.  OH NO.  Also kinda feels like I should be getting royalties everytime someone orders a Bloomin Onion.  I can't explain WHY.  That would give out too much personal information about myself.  NOT COMFORTABLE WIT THAT.  Hmm.  Is there APPLEBEES on doordash too.  Gotta imagine that's only owned by RIGHT OF CENTER Jerk Offs.  YEP they're there  How wonderful.
    Last paragraph!  Not of Lifetime.  Of entry.  POTENTIALLY OF LIFETIME.  That's the risk you take everytime you write a paragraph.  ALWAYS POSSIBLE it's the last one ever.  Hmm.  Well I guess we'll see!  Delicious Thank Goodness It's Friday's: The Resturant seems to be available too.  WOW.  Hmm.  WHAT'S THE HARM in opening up Pizza Box.  SO THE TAPE isn't as tapy as it was before.  I untaped it and then re-taped it.  A LITTLE bit less sticky. I'LL SURVIVE.  HMM.  Kinda feels like I'm gonna put on ROOTS when I'm done.  AT FIRST with Roots Dialogue.  THEN re-assess if I wanna start listening to music and/or not.  Anyway what a wonderful day accomplished.  I ACCEPTED super MARKER DELIVERY.  I ACCEPTED delicious jumbo chocolate chip cookie INTO MY BELLY earlier in the morning.  ANYWAY THAT'S ABOUT IT.  See ya tomorrow!

-8:33 P.M. 

Thursday, April 6, 2023

I Made It This Far

    Hey friends.  Up real early today.  8:18 AM right now!  Got back from walk I.  Shold be able to fit in bonus walk in early part of day.  Which means I'm fitting in bonus walk in Overall Day.  Don't feel like it's NECESSARY.  But it's also not necessary to go out of my way to SKIP taking a walk when normally I'd be like HEY.  BEEN HOME FOR A WHLIE.  MIGHT AS WELL GO TAKE A WALK AT THIS POINT.  So that's good.  Had more or less reasonable amount of NightMight per my memory.  Had delicious frozen breakfast sandwich for breakfast.  Microwaved!  Split it in half.  OPEN FACED.  One face was egg, cheese, and half the crust.  Other face was I believe Sausage Most Likely Of The Turkey Variety and half the crust.  WORKED OUT FINE.  What else is UpKeep.  Chipotle for lunch.  Who knows what for dinner.  Probably not Deli.  THEMS CELEBRATING PASSOVER.  You'd think they'd be open for business on Passover cause evveryone DEMANDS passover dinner.  NOPE.  They're closed for Passover.  Meaning we probably go with New Diner.
    Okay.  GOOD.  I get coffee with next paragraph. GREAT.  Check out Calendar later in the act.  THE TIME HAS COME.  GOOD.  Put in phone call about getting re-up with new Perscription yesterday afternoon.  GREAT.  Wearing shirt with buttons today.  HOW DO I DO IT.  What else.  Finisht It I last night.  ONTO SOMETHING NEW TODAY.  Got lots of time to watch Something New as well.  Bonus hour or so.  Hmm.  Is Something New any good.  Sounds like a crappy movie off the top of my head.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP ONLY MADE 11.4 Mill at the box office.  I googled SOmethign New film.  I saw it was released in 2006. Then I saw Box Office.  THAT'S ENOUGH. I GOT ALL I NEED TO KNOW based on those two details.  Then again LEMME SEE WHAT ELSE THIS IS ALL ABOUT.  DIRECTED BY SAANA HAMRI?  Maybe I got this all wrong?  LEMME LURQ PLOT SYNOPSIS.  Oh it's a romantic (COMEDY?) about a black lady and white man. I'M LAUGHING (?) already.  WAIT A SECOND 61% on rotten tomatoes.  I"VE BEEN GETTING TIS ALL WRONG.  Better google EBERT SOMETHING NEW.  HOLY SHIT EBERT LOVED IT.  3.5 Stars.  I GOTTA LOOK UP SOMETHING NEW.
    Coffee time.  Only problem is I don't like Romantic Comedies.  One of the problems at least.  Plenty of other problems both out there in the world and with me specifically.  Anyway.  Started listening to a new playlist today ALT CNTRL.  79 songs!  FOUR HOURS something minutes.  That should be good.  OH NO Today is Thursday.  Playlists updated on Friday.  I'm not gonna finish this one by Friday.  Maybe if I listen to it 100% on all 9 walks... STILL probably won't finish it... would be CLOSE...  OH WELL.  Live and learn.  Trying new LIGHT BEER that super marker now has in stock!  MODELO ORO Light Beer.  MEXICAN BEER.  SOUNDS DELICIOUS.  Feels like I've heard this brand before.  SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOOD TO ME.  If it's good enough for our neighbors to the south it's good enough for me. NEIGHBORS TO THE SOUTH.  WHAT'S THAT LIKE PENNSYLVANIA.  I dunno.  For NYC our south is New Jersey more accurately.  FAIR ENOUGH.  Gonna have to fine tune how much soda to get tonight for tomorrow's delivery.  FOR REAL.  BEEN TOO LONG that I actually got the right amount of soda.
   Fourth paragraph.  How long do I have to write the next seven paragraphs ideally.  Hmm.  Fifty minutes would be IDEAL I guess.  So let's aim for that ideality.  What am I aiming for to watch later on this morning.  Mets finally got a break today.  That's good.  They've lost a lot of games in a row.  I wanna say Fifty.  It IS fifty if you count each game as twelve or sixteen or so.  Which I think is a fair way to interpret baseball.  Anyway.  I LIKE BREAD.  Maybe start buying ROLLS and crap from super marker as snacks.  NEVER DID IT BEFORE because that's UNHEALTH snacks.  And I generally like THEM SWEET SNACKS. I DUNNO.  These days I'd appreciate a ROLL snack that's the same amount of calories as a SWEET snack to serve the same purpose!  I'm not INDULGING anymore.  Just indulging IN SOMETHING ELSE in the same way.  DO THEY GOT ONION ROLLS OR SOMETING. Off the top of my head.  Hook me up with some ONION ROLL BREAD OR SOMETHING.  THEY DO THEY HAVE JUST THE TING.  Onion Brioche rolls.  SIX PACK.  120 calorie each.  THIS MAY BE JUST WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.  GIVE TIS CRAP A SHOT.
   Fifth crap.  Paragraph.  TALK ABOUT A FRUEDISH SLIP.  Oh.  Great.  I added it to the cart and hit save and now they say ITEM IS UNAVAILABLE.  You JERKS.  YOU GET MY HOPES UP AND FOR WAHT.  TO SHIT THEM DOWN.  Hmm.  Beep beep Richie.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.  I can accept people in the 50's or 60's saying something like, "Beep Beep Richie," even though I don't know what it means.  But late 80's?  Or 1990?  Saying, "Beep Beep Richie?"  NO THANKS SELL THAT CRAP ELSEWHERE I DON"T WANNA HEAR IT.  What was I talking about again.  There are other rolls I can try.  YEAH BUT I WANTED THIS ONE.  BOO HOO POOR ME.  What else is going on and crap.  I think Beep Beep Richie means WE'RE ENJOYING YOUR JOKE ON ONE LEVEL BUT ON ANOTHER LEVEL SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU ASSHOLE AND ALSO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU JERK.  That's what I get out of it at least.  Hmm.  Maybe not the last part.  They still can tolerate AND EVEN ENJOY his presence.  BUT they (1) like his joke and (2) want him to shut his fucking mouth him asshole.  TWO OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD.
    Halfway through Act I!  Hmm.  April. Living Healthy.  AROMATHERAPY WITH ESSENTIAL OILS.  THAT'S what you're selling me?  ThAT VOODOO HIPPIE BULLSHIT?  Maybe if you were more specific I'd get it.  if You NAMED a couple of essential oils I'd be like Oh well THAT I know THAT's good.  Lemme LURQ some essential oils that I Know And Love.  NOPE ALL OF THESE SUCK.  Anyway.  Any good Patriotism Days this month at least.  Tomorrow is a Pretty Good Friday.  That's not bad.  22nd is Earth-Em-Up Day.  24th 's Saint George Day in Engulnd.  THE IMPORtANT THING is I turned the page and now we're done with that for the next three and a half weeks!  I bet they recommended Essential Oils JUST TO GET ME RILED UP.  They know when they have me riled up THEY"VE JUST ME JUST WHERE THEY WANT ME.  Hmm.  READY TO BUY MORE CALENDARS with month themes that I'd prefer.  JOKES ON THEM though.  I don't even like keeping up WITH THIS calendar.  No way am I buying ANOTHER ONE AT ALL.
   Seventh paragraph.  GREAT!  Four paragraphs to write.  Plenty of time to write it if I wanna keep on schedule.  The important thing is I have a good time.  HMM not as close to the end as I was thinking.  FOUR PARAGRAPHS is a good amount to go.  Better HUNKER DOWN and write em.  THIS IS ALL THE CALENDARS FAULT.  Broke up my rhythm.  Then again maybe having Broken Up Rhythm led to me finally consulting the calendar.  The important thing is when I take a walk coming up I listen to music I enjoy.  MAYBE IT'S ALT CNTRL maybe not.  I CAN'T LOSE.  Hmm maybe I creat an I CAN'T LOSE playlist.  We Are The Champions.  All I Do Is Win.  That's a wrap song right.  Better LTURQ.  A THIRD THROUGH TWENTITH SONG.  I feel like I gotta hit 20 songs for this playlist.  Otherwise WHAT'S THE POINT.  Hit fifteen songs at least.  THAT'S THE POINT.  Oh okay that sounds like a descent point.  Kinda had a thought to google SONGS I KNOW TITLES REGARDING WINNING.  But I figured and/or HOPED that there would be no hits with relevant results.
    Three paragraphs to go.  I WILL ACCEPT songs about Windows.  Any good singsongs about Windows.  There's Weird Al's All About The Pentiums.  Microsoft Windows was a software program that LOOMED LARGE in Computers during that period of time.  So maybe that goes in the I Can't Lose playlist.  What else is going on and crap.  Gotta be lots of songs about Windows.  Looking Out Windows.  Looking into windows.  Looking AT windows.  Looking THROUGH windows.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that.  Pretty sure I'm currently on some sort of version of Windows AS WE SPEAK.  So that's good.  It's just not somethign we think about anymore.  IN THE 1990's THOUGH it was A BIG DEAL.  WEIGHED HEAVILY in our minds that WE WERE IN THE WINDOWS as we were mucking around here and there On The Computer.  PARTLY because it took Three Months to install.  When it takes you 13 weeks to install Windows YOU"RE GONNA ESPECIALLY APPRECIATE all it has to offer you going forward when you're using it on your computer.  So that's good I guess.
    Penultimate paragraph of the act!  When I grow up I WANNA BRING BACK SCREEN SAVERS. No I Don't.  Oh well couldn't hurt to TRY to come up with an idea of What I Wanna Do When I Grow Up.  IF I NEVER GUESS what I wanna do when I grow up off the top of my head I'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT BY CHANCE.  AT least I'm out here TRYING.  Hmm.  I wanna start multiple screen savers at once.  Get a grid of screen savers.  FOUR AT A TIME.  I feel like that rings a bell for some reason.  Screen savor in top left quadrant of screen has NOTHING TO DO with screen savor in bottom right quadrant of screen.  FOR SOME REASON this rings a bell.  THEY DID THIS.  I DON'T KNOW WHY.  BUT THEY DID.  Hmm.  What else is up. Screen Savior.  Hmm.  Hey I get delicious chipotle for lunch.  Presumably indulge in eating ALL OF IT again.  Hmm.  Dinner might be delicious meated loaf sandwich!  Maybe have to specify NO GRAVY ON IT YOU JERKS.  Just to make sure that they don't put gravy on it.  And/or don't act like jerks in that or any other fashion.
    Last paragraph of the act! Then it's time to Take Some Walk.  Good deal.  Still got Oh I Don't Know just under 10 hours for them to change their mind and decide to give me small onion rolls.  THAT'S GOOD.  They got other rolls without onion.  YEAH BUT WITHOUT THE ONION KICK what's the point.  Maybe they have rolls with Other Kinds Of Kick.  HMM.  Probably not.  Onion Kick is a particular kind of kick that can't just be duplicated by a NON-ONION type of thing.  GET REAL.  What else is up.  Maybe I can buy onions separately and inject them into plain rolls.  WITH WAHT A SYRINGE.  I DON'T HAVE ANY SYRINGES DO YOU.  START MAKING SENSE YOU MORON.  Anyway feels lke about time to stop writing the act.  The good news is might not be the best act ever but at the same time it's also apparently Something You Read.  YOU ARE HERE.  YOU READ IT.  I THINK THAT'S SOMETHING WE BOTH SHOULD BE PROUD OF!  Either that or shame.  See ya in a little bit.

that sounds wrong

    Hey friends.  Time to write this act.  IDEALLY in about 30 minutes but if it takes up to FOURTY FIVE minutes I can handle that.  SO that's good!  Thinking about getting 2 part'r steak and eggs for dinner tonight.  Thinking LONG AND HARD about it.  Menu says it's more expensive than I would have thought.  This diner is CHEAPER than old diner.  But steak and eggs is MORE EXPENSIVE than old diner.  WOW.  Maybe steak is BETTER steak.  The important thing is I have a good time with it.  Hmm.  Listened to more ALT CNTRL on walk. Also I just wrote half a paragraph without even trying.  Sure nothing FUN happened but you take wins where you can find them.  Hmm.  Still looking for wins in Song Titles and/or lyrics and/or CONTENT IN GENERAL.  Lemme LTURQ.  SONGS ABOUT WINNING.  Just googled it.  See some VAGUELY decent results.  But nothing I'd write home about.  A lot of songs we ASSOCIATE with winning but YA KNOW WHAT I DON'T THINK I WANT ON MY PLAYLIST for some reason I can't quite put my finger on.  Ya know what?  ABANDONING THIS PLAYLSIT.  SORRY.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Get my eggs scrambled and crap.  I can get egg whites.  BUT LET'S GO NUTS.  Hmm what about fried eggs.  Fried eggs are good.  What about SOME SPECIFIC kind of fried egg.  SUNNY SIDE UP.  OVER EASY.  I dunno if those are fried or what but they certainly are SPECIFIC.  Gonna have to look into that.  The important thing is I write 3.5 more paragraphs.  Maybe watch more IT today.  Don't wanna go straight towards IT though.  Watch a DRAMATIC FILM first.  HMM. Pennywise the dancing clown.  WHY WOULD A CLOWN NEED TO DANCE.  PICK A LANE AND STICK TO IT.  Either CLOWN IT UP or be a professional dancer.  NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE CLOWNS DANCE.  Just TOO MUCH TO PROCESS AT ONCE.  Hmm.  Not sure why Final Game in Any Given Sunday is presented as the most important game ever in our and/or the character's lifetimes.  JUST A RANDOM GAME.  I think it's the first game of that season's playoffs.  HOWEVER in the plot IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO THIS GAME.  LOOK if we're gonna have to INVEST IT ALL into this single game THE REST OF ALL THESE PLAYERS AND COACHES AND ASSORTED FRANCHISE AND SPORTS ASSOCIATE HANGER-ONS are gonna have a hard time living a balanced life. 
    That's how I feel.  THERE'S ANOTEHR GAME NEXT WEEK THAT MEANS EVEN MORE.  YOU JUST BLEW ALL YOUR ENTHUSIASM INTO THIS ONE.  NOW WHAT'S LEFT for this game and/or the rest of your careers and/or lives.  Hmm.  The important thing is they had fun while they could.  Is the league in Any Given Sunday SUPPOSED to be like the NFL.  Or are they SUPPOSED to be like some sort of B League.  Is it just that they couldn't get the rights to NFL Franchises for the film but they still are acting like yep this is the real life Top League with associated issues and financial and cultural and whatknot stakes.  OR is it like this is some sort of Minor Non-affiliated B League.  THEY NEVER EXPLAIN.  AND IF THEY DO I MISSED IT.  AND IF I MISSED IT THAT'S ON THEM for making me miss it.  Anyway.  My GUESS is they just couldn't get the rights and it's supposed to be the NFL.  BUT I CAN'T SAY FOR CERTAINTIES.  Also I'm GUESSING Remembre The Titans are taking place on the real life AND fictional High School Circuit.  PROVE ME WRONG.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day!  Wonderful.  Lunch still a far ways away.  Three and a half hour.  HOWEVER when it come Oh Boy will it come.  Hmm.  Gotta imagine there's a plurality chance that what I watch on the television set will be on HBOMAX.  Hbomax has been knocking it out of the park in terms of providing me selections of things I ultimately watch for a long time.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Can always get around to watching Reservoir Dogs if my Xbox 360 and/or DVD works.  Not sure I'm comfortable with the violence.  VIOLENCE MIXED WIT HUMOR?  I'm supposed to LAUGH ABOUT VIOLENCE?  WHAT THE HELL?  Who came up with that sort of nonsense.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  NEXT you're gonna tell me I'm supposed to CRY ABOUT FRIENDSHIP.  WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.  The good news is I got plenty of time moving forward with early part of day for the Solid Bonus Walk.  So that worked out pretty good!  Hmm.  One more paragraph to go.  That worked out pretty good, too!
    Okay.  Weird that for months I've been indulging in more snacks not just at night but in daytime.  BUT I still haven't gone over 2 beers a night.  WHY if I'm eating more I should be happy to drink more.  I'd GET A LOT by drinking 3-5 drinks a night instead of 2 every now and then.  IT'D BE DELIGHFUL.  However I haven't.  Gotta look into that I feel.  Hmm.  Guess it's Thursday today.  Wonderful.  Phone didn't charge completely over night.  But PROBABLY enough to last me for the rest of the day.  It was 71% the last I checked.  MAY STILL be in the 70% range.  COULD BE 68% or so by now.  Let's check. YOU AND ME.  LIKE A TEAM.  69%.  Oh okay.  That probably lasts me the rest of the day.  HMM.  What else is up.  I guess that's it for now.  I'll see ya tonight!   

And The Crowd Goes Wild

    What's up friends.  I had another pretty successful day.  We're talkin' ate chipotle lunch.  Ate mateball hero for dinner.  NOT INTENSIVE HERO.  Light mateball hero.  Watched Oh I Don't Know ...What was it that I watched... EMPIRE OF THE SUN.  Then got started on THE ROOTS.  About 2/3rds into FIRST EPISODE OF THE ROOTS.  That's good.  There's LOTS OF THE ROOTS.  This is gonna take me a long time to get through.  GET THROUGH isn't a good way to put it.  It should be A PLEASURE to watch about African and/or African American history.  THIS IS A JOY TO LEARN CULTURE AND HISTORY.  I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY JOLLIES WATCHING ROOTS that's the PC way to approach watching this mini series I feel.  Wait that can't be right.  Anyway SO FAR SO GOOD.  I like the part where I learn about cultures AND/OR history.  Gonna be honest REALLY DIG the part where it eats up a lot of time.  I just repeated myself.  ALRIGHT.  I like the part where repeating myself eats up a lot of my time.  Also it helps me learn about My Own Culture and/or history.  OR OSMETIN.
   Four more paragraphs!  Feels like I shouldn't be muting Roots and putting on Rock and Roll music over it.  KINDA SEEMS DISREPSECT-Em-Up-FULL.  We'll see how that goes IN REAL TIME when the time comes though I guess.  Got delicious, "Jumbo," chocolate chip cookie from Diner.  PRETTY BIG.  Not the Jumbiest cookie I've ever seen but in the classification of cookies, when you buy what a diner calls a jumbo chocolate chip cookie, YEP THIS IS WHAT I'D EXPECT.  Anyway maybe have 1/2-3/4ths of that as TomorrowBreakfsat.  And by maybe I mean I BETTER, OR ELSE.  Therey'll be HELL TO PAY.  HEAVEN TO ACCEPT PAYMENT.  Hmm.  Pretty warm out there today!  Wore ZERO JACKETS for 3 or 4 of my walks.  NO sweatshirt jacket.  NO NOTHIN.  WONDERFUL.  Anyway what else.  Took 9 walks today.  AND I got plenty of day left.  Pretty early in the night all things considered.  I DIDN'T CONSIDER ALL THINGS.  NOT EVEN CLOSE.  I'm not even certain I considered TWO OR TREE THINGS.  I considered ONE THING for sure.  What Time It Is Now.  NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, that went into my thought process for this thought process.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Anything particularly exciting from Super marker order tomorrow.  Lemme LTURQ.  OH RIGHT.  They turnt out to have the mini onion rolls in stock.  THAT' EXCITING AS FUCK.  AND FUCK IS TE MOST EXCITING THING THERE IS.  TRYING PICTURING SOMETING MORE EXCITING THAN FUCK.  YOU CAN'T DO IT CAN YOU.  Anyway.  Never fine-tuned how much soda to get.  Erred on the side of VERY LOW amount of soda.  So what!  Worst case scenario is I DRINK SOME WATER. DELICIOUS.  I'll drink some wonderful water I can see myself getting a weird kick out of that.  Possibly Sexual Kick.  Figure out how to make that work somehow.  Not completely impossible.  Hmm.  Wonder what kinda dumb crap I'm gonna eat tonight.  DONE WITH SALTINES FOR THE TIME BEING.  I think it's time to MOVE ON DOT ORG from saltines after enjoying them several knights in a row.  WHAT KINDA OF SNACK ARE WE TALKIGN ABOUT THEN.  A SLIGHTLY SMALLER ICED CREAM SANDWICH.  IS THAT WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.  Sounds like it!
   Penultimate paragraph.  Not 100% its in good taste to eat an iced cream sandwich while watching Roots. EVEN IF IT'S A 2/3rd The Size Of A Normal Iced Cream Sandwich?  HMM now we're getting into ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR territory I think.  TAHT SOUNDS REASONABLE I TINK.  What else is up.  Also Kunta Kinte is STILL IN HIS TRIBE AND WHATKNOT.  Living his life!  Nothing bad has happened to him yet that I'm supposed to be upset about.  HE WOULDN'T MIND ME EATING ICED CREAM while enjoying his life up till this point AS OF NOW.  What's going on again.  Seemed to be pretty upset about the circumcision.  I don't blame him!  I wouldn't wanna be teenage circumcised either!  HE'S GOT A RIGHT TO FEEL UNEASY THERE.  Oh well what can ya do.  Roots backwards is Stoor.  Something there?  Possibly.  Let's let that one marinate for a while.  Come back to it tomorrow.  I'LL PREPARE SOME NOTES FROM MY PERSPECTIVE, YOU DO THE SAME.
    Last paragraph of the night!  Kinda wanna re-watch The Sopranos but I don't wanna root for a CRIMINAL.  Maybe if Tony Soptano can GO STRAIGHT for the duration of the series this time around I'D CONSIDER letting him back into my house.  Hmm.  I don't think that's in the cards.  It is what it is!  GREAT.  Let's get this entry over with.  Wanna go lie down in bed.  I've been SITTING UP for way too long.  I DON'T REMEMBER SIGNING UP FOR THIS.  I don't remember lots of things. If I was PRESSED to remember them I probably could. BUT AS OF NOW NOTHIN REALLY COMES TO MIND.  So that's good.  Either way if I wanna listen to music I can put on IT: II.  I feel like no one would object to me over-rullign IT: II soundtrack with music.  NOBODY GONNA THROW A STINK over that one.  So good great I dunno what else is up NOTHING.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-7:59 P.M.

Wednesday, April 5, 2023

Quality Sentences Believe Me

    Hey friends!  Up early today.  9:25 AM!  Gonna fit in entire four walks in early part of day!  Leaving me with Entire Eight walks overall!  Had Zoom therapy appointment at 8:30.  We're talking eight minutes of talking.  Went well.  She said my haircut looked older!  I was happy about it for 2-4 seconds and then was like WAIT A SECOND NOW I DON'T LIKE THAT.  So that's good.  Had quality NightMight.  Probably just one thing!  POSSIBLY no things! POSSIBLY two things.  Probably one of those three amount of things.  Hmm.  Made more progress with GIVE US SHELTER but still got a fair amount to go. It's GOOD because it's a SHAKESPEAREN TRAGEDY.  People just wanted SHELTER but then SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED.  I believe some sort of death.  HOWEVER some sort of life.  I believe there were and equal number of births as deaths.  So whose to say whether it was a good or bad concert.  More or less a wash.  Either way seemed like a shitty concert even without the deaths.  Rollign Stones weren't exactly giving it their all!  THAT"S JUST MY FIRST IMPRESSION.
    Could be wrong!  Could be EDITED DISCRIMINATELY to give that false impression.  Hmm.  Speculation Baseball team is going pretty good.  When does This Week end.  Every week ya face a new team.  When does 1st Week of Imagination Baseball end.  Looks like every other week is 7 days but first week might be 10 days for some reason?  ENDS APRIL 9th?  WHICH IS SUNDAY? FOR SOME REASON?  I mean I can figure out why April 9th is Sunday.  Makes sense if you count out the Day/Month Dates as well as the Days Of The Week Days from the past concurrently one at a time.  IT LINES UP PERFECTLY. THAT I get.  Hmm.  Wisconsin, "Liberate," Judge BLEW Wisconsin, "CONCERSIVE," Judge OUT OF THE WATER yesterday.  NOT EVEN CLOSE.  That's what I like to see!  Also is blowing someone out of the water a NAVY reference.  Some sort of Water Warfare thing.  I DON'T GET IT.  If you attack a boat usually it SINKS.  To blow something out of the water you'd have to HIT EM REAL HARD that they PROPEL all the way into the air and onto land MILES AWAY.  Better look into tht more carefully.
    Coffee time!  YEAH.  Anyway.  Looks like no communal dinner tonight.  AND ALL I GOT for next three meals is a LONE turkey sandwich.  HEY GUESS WHAT looks like we're in store for a two part'r PERSONAL delivery.  SUre sounds like Chiense Food for lunch.  CHINESE FOOD FOR LUNCH TODAY.  Second part for tomorrow.  And eat dumb turkey sandwich for dinner today.  WOW.  First instinct is beef with garlic sauce. Second instinct is Hey What Else Is Going On METS GAME THIS AFTERNOON at I wanna say 1:40 on account of I believe DEEP IN MY BONES it's accurate.  I have no feelings deep in my bones.  I hope not.  I feel like if I had feelings deep in my bones I'd constantly be in pain.  Just feels like it'd be painful.  Deep in bones.  The slightest tickle or pressure would cause immense pain!  Hmm.  What else do I got to watch on the Television Set today.  Any more Beatles Mock-em-up-u-mentries.  HEY.  In the descrption for A Hard Day's Knight HBO calls it a mockumentry. AND ONE OF THE BEATLES SAYS HE'S A MOCKER.  The Ineterviewr is all like are you a Mod or a Rocker.  And he's like I'm a mocker.  GET A LOAD OF THAT.  MODS HAVE FALLEN BY THE WAYSIDE.  Although if I watch Quadrophenia I can learn more about them.  WHICH IS AVAILABLE TOO ON HBOMAX.
    Amazing.  Weird word.  ANY OTHER WORD and it's a Film by The Who I'd consider watching.  BUT THAT'S A WEIRD WORD.  Also TOMMY isn't a werid word and I haven't considered watching that.  SO I DUNNO ABOUT THAT.  Hmm.  I have Tommy on DVD.  Never watched it!  SEEMS WEIRD.  He can't TALK.  Why should I watch a movie without any Dialogue.  Pretty sure other characters can talk.  AND SING.  HOW RUDE.  IF HE CAN'T TALK they should also not talk SO AS NOT TO HURT HIS FEELINGS.  He CAN FEEL can't he.  JUST BECAUSE HE'S BLIND DEAF AND, "DUMB," doesn't mean HE CAN'T FEEL.  Unless he also can't feel.  Maybe he can't feel.  Can't count anything out at this point.  Hmm.  Had classic breakfast for breakfast.  Hmm.  Maybe have an EGG FOO YOUNG for lunch.  I think I tried that relatively recently about a year ago but I FORGET.  Seems reasonable.  The important thing is I move on with my life for now.  The important thing is in the past I couldn't tell Young Beatles apart but now that I'm older I CAN CERTAINLY tell Young Beatles apart.  NO PROBLEM.
    Fifth paragraph.  Wonderful.  OH RIGHT I can indulge in some Lo Mein.  The important thing is I probably have lunch and dinner slightly earlier than i have been having them lately.  IT'S GREAT JUST GREAT.  Phone charge is pretty decent.  85%!  That should last me the rest of the day.  Hmm.  Listened to New In Alternative playlist on walk #1.  Internet stopped working for middle part of walk.  Had to RE-LISTEN to some of the songs I had just listened to for that part of walk. IT'S OKAY.  These songs are AND WERE okay.  ANyway.  Only got a few more songs left to go on this play list.  How many.  About a dozen I think.  THEN IT'S ONTO THE NEXT PLAYLIST.  Possibly ALT CNTRL.  I like the alternative songs.  Not sure I like the CNTRL part.  I like to be in CNTRL.  Maybe I AM in CNTRL with this playlist.  BUT I FEEL like it's implying me THE ALT (songs) are in CNTRL.  WHICH I GUESS is what I'm signing up for so I can't really COMPLAIN but I still don't like TO BE REMINDED.  Hmm.  ANY other possibilities besides Chinese Food.  LEMME THINK ABOUT TAT in a few seconds.
   STARTING.... Now.  Can get Chipotle.  Much more expensive.  MAY split it into three meals instead of two.  Hmm.  Then again maybe INDULGE and keep it into two meals.  THUS it's more delicious AND more indulgant.  BUT more expensive.  Hmm.  MAYBE I DO CONSIDER CHIPOTLE.  YA KNOW WHAT YEAH.  Let's consider it.  I'M GONNA GO ON WITH ENTRY FOR NOW.  But I'm gonna consier chipotle in a little bit.  Maybe around the time I take the next walk.  Prboably gonna start considering it EVEN EEARLIER but definitely by the time I take my next walk.  HMM do they have any Current PROMOTIONAL MEATS.  My guess is YES but they're High In Calories so NO TANKS.  WHAT THE HELL Chipotle has a new and/or limited offer CHICKEN protein.  SLIGHTLY higher than chicken in calories but REASONABLE.  I CAN TRY THE SHIT OUT OF THAT.  Anyway what else is up.  Sixth paragraph?  Then again on the other hand YA KNOW WHAT I'M EXCITED ABOUT IS TEM PINTO BEANS.  MARINATED IN BACON GREASE THEY ARE.  I like the premise of that.  Hey the paragraph is over.
    Four paragraphs to go!  Get two burrito bowls.  EAT AS MUCH OUT OF ONE AS I WANT.  If I finish all of it SO BE IT.  JUST GO TILL I WANNA STOP.  That's great but NOW I WANNA WRITE MORE YUKKEMUPS.  Hmm.  That IS a yukk-em-up.  EXPLAIN.  I have problems eating lunch like a normal person.  Oh I get it.  Weird guy.  Have problem.  Makes me laugh.  Okay.  What kinda temperature are we talking about for today.  Feels like the first walk was in the 50's.  ARE WE TALKING ABOUT we into the 60's already at this point.  YEP 53.  Hey if it's 53 degrees HERE IT'S ALWAYS 63 SOMEWHERE ELSE.  Hmm.  Favorite joke in Hard Day's Night is when Mccartney defends having a second grandfather in addition to the one the other Beatles knew about by saying Everyone's entitled to two, aren't they?  The phrasing is funny!  Maybe IN BRITISH that's just absolutely normal phrasing that isn't amusing or, "CHEEKY."  In Fact that's probably the case!  But in American saying ENTITLED STRIKES A HUMOR CHORD.  Like he's EARNT or DESERVES or something his second grandfather.  WELP THAT'S IT THAT'S MY REVIEW OF A HARD DAY"S NIGHT.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  How much time do I have to write the next three paragraphs. IDEALLY?  Half an hour.  WOW I can do that ideally no problem and whatknot.  So that's pretty good.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  The good guy won the race in Democratic Primary for Chicago Mayor yesterday, too!  ALRIGHT.  Good guys winning ALL OVER the place in the midwest.  Chicago and wisconsin are midwest right.  They're not the west.  Not quite the mid.  MIDWEST.  WAIT A SECOND THEY ARE THE MID. STRAIGHT UP MID when I think about it.  No west at all.  THEY'RE THE MIDS.  If anything They're LESS west then what the MidMids would... uh... Hmm.  Got confused there for a second.  The important thing is WE AS AMERICANS need to re-evaluate WHAT WORDS MEAN FOR TE MOST PART.  So that's good.  MidEast.  Chicago is closer to Eat than west.  Lemme look at a map for a second.  NO WAY is Illinois Midwest.  It's either MIDDLE or Middle East.  I feel very strongly about this.
    Penultimate paragraph.  IS IT POSSIBLE no one is arguing Chicago and/or WIsconsin is Midwest?  SURE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE if we PUT OUR MINDS TO IT.  Huh.  IS IT POSSIBLE I made this exact argument about Middle-West/Middle-East before.  ALMOST DEFINITELY.  What else is up.  Wednesday.  Gotta put order in for Friday Super marker order.  Got some soda in there and some meals.  Gotta put in SANDWICH meats and whatknot and assorted iced creams and snacks.  ALSO BREAD.  Gotta figure out what kinda bread I wanna commit to for the next 2-3 weeks.  THINK I'M GONNA NOT GO WITH WHITE BREAD.  Maybe go with Not So Delicious Health Bread.  THE TIME HAS COME.  Not sure why.  Is eating Not So Delicious Health Bread gonna prolong my life AT ALL.  Probably not.  What's the point.  MAKES ME FEEL GOOD INSIDE maybe.  Hmm.  The point is I gotta decide which sandwich fillings to get.  For one THINK I'm gonna go with Vegetable burgers this time.  WOW.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Let's see.  What else do I got going for me.  Find out how much songs I have left on the playlist.  That's exciting!  I MAY even get to start a new playlist on the next walk.  WOW.  I better start thinking RIGHT NOW about what that playlist will be.  Gotta be prepared to pick the new one right away.  BOY SCOUTS MOTTO.  Always be prepared.  Glengarry Glenn Ross motto.   Always Be Closing.  Some motto I picked up somewhere else.  Always Be Yourself.  Forget where I picked that one up.  Coulda been in elementary school or in children's TV Programming or something.  SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE I was told to Always Be Myself.  Seems about right.  Not sure why the Childrens TV would tell me to always be myself.  THEY SHOULD BE TELLING ME TO BUY PRODUCTS AND WATCH PROGRAMS that Everyone Else is buying and watching.  Hmm.  Not sure why Elementary school would tell me to be myself either.  SAME THING.  THEY WANT ME TO READ THE TEXTBOOKS that all my chums are reading as well.  Anyway what else is up.  THAT'S IT for the act.  See ya soon.

yes indeed most likely

    Hey friends.  How much time ideally do I have to write this act.  Hmm.  Not that much Cushion Time really.  Thirty five minutes really!  Anything more than that would leave me with some CRUNCH TIME between walks III and IV.  I MEAN I can go over by 5 or 10 mintues BUT I'D RATHER NOT.  So the point is let's get started.  Continued on NEW IN ALTERNATIVE playlist.  STILL got about a dozen songs left AS OF NOW.  I UNDERESTIMATED how many songs I had left earlier.  WOW!  Hmm.  Definitely leaning towards chipotle and leaning towards eating entire burrito bowl in one meal if I feel like I wanna keep eating to completion.  HOWEVER if I feel like I'm All Fulled Up at some point before The End GREAT I'M DONE PUT THE REST OF THAT SUCKER AWAY.  Hmm.  Last time the Sauce was too hot for me and my delicate sensibilities.  Maybe I should go without it.  PLAY IT SAFE.  EAT PLAIN burrito bowl.  They have milder sauce.  YEAH BUT MILDER SAUCE might come with weird consitancies like SOLID bits of tomatoe.  I don't need no SOLID tomatoe.  I don't like that texture!
    Four paragraph to go.  Hmm.  I FOR ONE find it hard to believe that The Rollign Stones need shelter.  Surely they could afford some sort of domiciles at this point in their careers.  Maybe they wrote this song earlier in life before they had financial success.  When they were down and out.  Couldn't AFFORD shelter at that moment.  Oh okay then that's fair.  Maybe they wrote it IN THE FUTURE when they ONCE AGAIN couldn't afford shelter.  That doesn't add up.  It's the future now and I'm Pretty Sure they can afford shelter.  And they could afford shelter in All Previous Future Since Then.  WELL that still leaves out the future From Now On till their death.  I GUESS.  Still that future to consider.  Hmm.  They don't say they NEED shelter.  They just say they WANT shelter.  BIG DIFFERENCE.  Anyway what else is up.  Hmm.  Got so used to routine of waking up late and taking only 2 walks in early part of day where I would take a shower directly after Act II.  WITH THIS SCHEDULE I take WALK III after Act III.  WOW.  That should be fun.  REAL FUN.
    Three paragraph togo!  Try the Chipotle GREEN CHILI salsa.  Looks like it doesn't have chunks ot tomatoe in it AND IF IT DOES small chunks.  I TINK I CAN GET, "DOWN," with trying that.   Hmm.  WAIT A SECOND this website is saying GREEN CHILI SALSA at chipotle is SPICIER than red chili.  Whereas Chipotle has ALWAYS advertised Red as spicier as Green.  MY ENTIRE LIFE.  Going back Oh I Don't Know SIXTEEN AND A HALF YEARS since I knew Chipotle.  ALWAYS under the impression Red is Spicier than green.  THIS WEBSITE CLAIM DIFFERENTLY.  What The HELL.  The good news is I try green anyways.  Maybe it's spicier in a more palatable way to me anyway.  I CAN'T LOSE.  Unless it's too spicy for me and I don't like it.  THEN I LOSE and it's also a very plausible scenario that will happen.  OH NO I'M SCARED.  Hmm.  What else is up.  COLORWISE everyone knows if there's a variety of colors, a Red Sauce is gonna be the hottest and/or spiciest.  Green is gonan be somewhere in the middle.  This isn't that complicated.
    Two paragraphs to go.  Still gotta turn the page on Calendar.  I'M WORKING UP TO IT.  So that's good.  Gotta make a call to Endocrinologist later.  Re-up with medication.  Can't forget about that.  Well I CAN.  But I probably shouldn't.  That'd be net negative for my life.  Then I'd have to remember to do it TOMORROW.  I don't wanna have to do crap tomorrow!  WHO NEEDS IT.  NOT ME.  Hmm.  How much more expensive is Chipotle than Chiense Food for the same 2 meals.  My feeling is about 25 dollars.  COULD BE as low as 20 dollars.  I FEEL LIKE IT MIGHT BE AS LOW AS 20 DOLLARS and also we might get 2.5, 3 meals out of the deal instead of just 2.0.  SO IN TE END I'M MAKING MONEY HAND OVER FIRST.  What else.  I'm SEEING endocrinologist a week from tomorrow.  If I wait until then to re-up with medication IS THAT TOO LATE?  YES.  If I was seeing them Oh I DOn't Know Tomorrow THAT WOULDN'T BE TOO LATE.  If I was seeing them Oh I DOn't Know next Monday I'D FEEL COMFORTABLE WAITING TILL THEN.  A week from tomorrow though THAT'S PUSHING IT.
    Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  What a piece of crap.  Jeez.  Sink water unpooling itself good the last day or two.  Bathtub water doing the same.  BEEN GOING GOOD.  Nowhere else in my room or bathroom has water been accumulating, either!  Amazing.  Jeez.  What temperature is it up to now.  I'm gonna say FIFTY FIVE degrees.  YEP 52 degrees.  Wonderful.  What to watch on the television set today.  Gonna finish Give Me Shelter.  That's a fine Watching.  Not sure why.  I don't hate it, though!  I like watching people from the late 1960's it's so late it's practically the 1970's.  Hmm.  THEY HAD NO IDEA the 1970's were coming.  I mean SURE some of them might have had an INKLIG hey in a little bit the 60's will be over but I doubt it really sunk in on any of them.  OH WELL what can ya do.  1970's were fun, too.  ALL IN THE FAMILY.  That sort of thing.  Anyway that's it for now.  See ya tonight! 

The Point Is The End

    Hey friend.  Another successful day mostly succeeded.  Had delicious Barbacoa Chipotle for lunch.  Ate ENTIRE BURRITO BOWL.  WITH GREEN toppoing.  Delicious!  Had turkey sandwich with tatum tots!  WHICH I ASSUME IS WHAT CHANDLER TATUM CALLS HIS KIDS.  Anyway.  Watched all of Any Given Sunday.  It's a GOOD movie.  I realized this time around Jamie Foxx's character is A JERK for 1/2 to 2/3rds of the film.  For most of my life I thought he was just The Hero Of The Film.  He went through adversery for the middle part of the film but he was doing his best.  NOPE.  TURNT INTO A JERK.  BEFORE COMING OUT ON THE OTHER END AS A BETTER PERSON EVENTUALLY.  Oh well live and learn.  Wached som IT (2016 and/or 2017).  MAY watch some more of that when this is over.  PARTIALLY with IT dialogue and soundtrack and PARTIALLY while listening to Michael Music.  BY WHICH I MEAN possibly my own music and possibly music I KNWO AND LOVE and am choosing myself on APPLE MUSIC ON DEMAND.  Not sure th ON DEMAND was necessary there.  Huh.
    Okay!  Also I went through most of my life thinking Jamie Foxx's promotional rap song in Any Given Sunday was a Cash Grab and had no redeeming quality as a Fictional Real Life Song but ya know what THIS TIME AROUND I WANNA HEAR THE REST OF THIS SONG.  My name is willie.  Willie BEAMON.  I get the ladies.  SEASONING.  Gotta imagine there's somehow a 3 minute 30 second version of this on youtube somewhere.  IF I CAN DREAM IT THEN IT CAN HAPPEN.  That's what I've been led to believe by someone or something at some point.  Was happy with Green Chili for Chipotle Bowl.  I guess!  I ate all the food that was given to me and none of it was unpleasant.  THUSLY I enjoyed it!  The important thing is Any Given Sunday goes on for about 4-6 minutes while the credits roll and I have NEVER watched those 4-6 minutes.  I MAY have never realized that these 4-6 minutes existed until JUST TONIGHT.  Still chose to skip over them tonight.  I GOT PLACES TO BE.  LIKE HERE.  BUT DOING SOMETHING ELSE.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT.  IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Amazing.  Felt like I could have stopped eating burrito bowl about 87.5% into the bowl.  Decided to finish it NONETLESS.  I STAND BY MY DECISION.  I have NO CHOICE but to stand by my decision.  What am I supposed to do, PROTEST my decision?  What would that accomplish.  Try to get msyelf to resign based on my poor decision making?  WHAT IF THE PERSON WHO REPLACES MYSELF AS ME IS EVEN WORSE?  I can't risk that taking place.  The good news is hmm.  About halfway into IT:I.  Watched some of it last night but I forgot to tell you about IT.  So that's good.  HEY WHOSE YOUR FAVORITE IT KID.  Hmm that's a tough one.  My favorite MIGHT BE Fat Kid.  IF I WAS PRESSED TO CHOOSE.  AND IN MANY WAYS I AM.  I dunno.  I like the girl because she brings VARIETY to the group but WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY MY FAVORITE KID IS TEH GIRL?  AND THEN I SEEM LIKE THE BIGGEST CREEP IN THE UNIVERSE?  I'm not walking into that one NO SIR.
    Penultimate paragraph.  EVERYONE KNOWS THE BIGGEST CREEP IN THE UNIVERSE IS SLOW GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF NEGATIVE DARK MATTER BLACK HOLES.  I BET several of those words make sense.  I'd PUT MONEY on 20% of those words making a vague amount of sense.  LET"S GAMBLE.  Hmm.  Fourth paragraph.  What else is going on.  Current lunch meat choices I'm going for over the next two weeks is VEGETABLE BURGER, LEAN SALAMI, and some sort of HAM.  NO TURKEY.  Go figure!  TWO WEEK WITHOUT TURKEM.  I think I can enjoy that.  No health bread.  No white bread!  Go with them Circular Sandwich Thins.  PITA-ISH bread.  But not AS GOOD as straight up pita bread.  Sort of BLAND COMMERCIALIZED GENERICAL Pita Bread.  GO FIGGUR.  Anyway what else is up.  GOT AN END PIECE OF WHITE BREAD LEFT OVER.  Maybe have that sucker TONIGHT as snack.  AS SOON AS WHEN ENTRY IS DONE.  YEAH.  Let's talk about it.  WE DID JUST NOW.  Oh good I'm happy about that.
     Last paragraph!  Amazing.  SALTINES.  Maybe have some Salteenagers.  Not happy with that portmanteau AT ALL.  Oh well what can ya do.  Not sure what its meaning is either.  Usually portmanteau gonna have A REASON it combines words.  Oh well guess you can't win em all.  Probably can't even win 50% of them.  I'd be happy to win 45% of them.  I'd consider that more or less a PYRRHIC victory.  No I wouldn't that'd be an incorrect usage of words.  Oh well what can ya do.  I guess the entry is just about almost over.  Thinking I might have osme saltines when this is over.  HOW MANY will it take to satisfy me?  Gonna be at least seven, I can tell you that.  Gonna be more than seven.  I don't KNOW how many ultimately it will be.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  The important thing is I get started on it as soon as possible.  See ya tomorrow.

-8:32 P.M

Tuesday, April 4, 2023

It's Entertianing Really

    Hey friends.  Up late again today.  11:42 AM!  Got about up to an hour and fifteen minutes to write this act before I gotta take Walk II.  GREAT.  Overall gonna be able to take Solid Seven walks based on having Late Lunch and Late Dinner and not having to wait a round for a Communal Dinner.  Sure!  Had Largish Reasonable NightMight snacking!  Had BLACK And/or WHITE cookie for breakfsat.  Two meals today PROBABLY gonna be bagel with scrambled egg and kids chicken parm.  YEAH ALL CAUGHT UP YOU BET.  Walk I was three wraps around the block so I could SPRING INTO ACTION if a delivery my Dad was expecting came.  NEVER MORE THAN 5 MINUTES AWAY from Front Door.  Delivery never came.  NOW I FEEL LIKE A GRADE A IDIOT.  Either way what can ya do.  DREAMT I WAS GOOD AT MUSIC.  I could manipulate imagining tunes in my head.  Not even just one melody.  TWO MELODIES AT ONCE.  I had one melody I could manipulate TO AND FRO in left ear at my whim to create a song and ANOTHER MELODY TO COMPLIMENT IT in right ear.  THIS LASTED roughly 30 DREAM SECONDS.  Also it wasn't as intensive as it seemeed in the dream.  I wasn't able to get AS Creative as it felt.  BUT IT FELT LIKE I WAS A GENIUS.
    Hmm.  The point is I'm not a dreamious in dreams or in life despite what dreams would have me believe.  Anyway.  Last lunch I gotta have tomorrow is Turkey Sandwich.  Then I got a Wednesday Dinner, A Thursday Lunch, and a Thursday Dinner before Re-UPPING with Super Market.  SOUNDS INTERESTING.  Gonna get a THREE TING from a Communal Dinner.  Probably DINER.  Deli is closed for The Jewish Celebration of Passing Over.  Italy Style Restuarant we just got.  HMM.  What's a thing I can get that' three parts and the last 2 parts aren't a redundancy.  I got some time to think about it.  NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT TO GET STARTED.  Except for EVEN SOONER THAN THE PRESENT-- THE PAST.  That sort of thing.  Put on some Remember The Titans last night while listening to music.  That's a pleasant movie to watch.  I like the part where Everyone Becomes Friends To Overcome... what did they overcome exactly.  Racial Animus?  What does animus mean.  Feels like not the best word here.  They proved to society that YES SOCIETY IS READY... for a film about Remember The Titans.
    AND WE WERE and BOY WERE WE.  Nice pleasant film.  And boy did I watch it 2 or 3 dozen times.  Wonder what channel it was always on back in the day.  If I had to guess?  STARZ.  And Starz Back Up Channels.  Wonder what the STARZ back up channels were called exactly.  Better LTURQ.  Just looked up the Starz back-up channels.  NOPE.  None of these sound right.  Gonna chalk this one up to a misunderstanding.  Anyway.  DID it take me until yesterday to realize that Remember The Titans Man was The Wire Man as well as Creed Man and other Man who I forget at this moment?  SURE.  Go figure.  VERY VERSATILE ACTOR.  What else is going on and crap.  Feels like 2 part Steak-em-up dinner from Diner is in the cards for Wed/Thurs Night.  And the Thurs Lunch could be Oh I Don't Know A CHICKEN SANDWICH?  Some sort of APPEMTIZER?  Griddle centric meal? HMM now that I think about it this is coming together pretty easily.  The important thing is I have a good time.  YEAH.  Mets game at 7:10 PM.  I'M SURE OF IT.  It's actually 7:40 PM.  Doesn't change the fact that I WAS SURE OF IT being 7:10 PM.  Just means I WAS WRONG being sure of it.  I CAN BE SURE OF SOMETHING AND BE WRONG.  Just makes me an idiot!
    Fifth paragraph!  DANGIT FORGOT ABOUT COFFEE.  Go get that crap NOW.  Jeez.  What did I listen to on first walk.  Ya know SONGS.  Free range song.  No playlist.  NO ALBUM.  Anyway.  Four Four today.  Feels like a lot of fours.  One would say TWO many fours.  BECAUSE THERE'S, "TWO," of them.  On the other hand I wonder if I can watch ROMEO MUST DIE somewhere.  I've seen that a dozen or two times before, too.  And ya know what channel that was on? STARZ.  That's a DEFINITE.  I can say with a fair degree of certainty FOR SOME REASON that was on Starz and Starz affiliated channels.  YOU DON'T FORGET A THING LIKE THAT.  Hmm.  Aaliyah.  How do you pronounce that exactly.  I always thought it was prounced Ah-Lie-Ah.  But that seems ODD now that I think about it.  I-LIE-UH?  WHY and WHAT are you lying about?  She's an actor.  ACTING IS LYING.  Oh okay that makes sense I guess.  Anyway.  Internet has corrected me.  It's UHH-LEE-Uh.  Oh okay good I'm happy about that.  How did she die.  AND WHY.  It said ROMEO must die.  Nothing about JULIET dying.  Then again in real life Juliet DOES die too.  So we shouldn't be surprised.
    Halfway through act I!  Plane crash.  Hmm.  What else is up.  DO I know an Aaliyah song.  YES.  I'm positive they play an Aaliyah song INSIDE of the film Romeo Must Die.  YEP THREE OR FOUR SONGS on the soundtrack.  Sometimes soundtrack has a song or two that doesn't appear in the film.  Hmm.  Gonna have to watch the film more closely next time I see it to pay attention to sound track.  That makes NO SENSE.  WATCHING it more closely has NO EFFECT on hearing the sound track.  I need to LISTEN to it more closely.  Hmm.  The point is Aaliyah was a good actress.  I BELIEVED she was attracted to Jet Li and it was partly because he was good at Fighting People and partly because he was charming.  THAT'S THE IMPRESSION I GOT at least.  He fought people in a charming way.  COMBINED CHARM WITH FIGHTING.  Not everyone can do that.  Of course Aaliyah's character will be impressed with that-- sexually impressed.
    Anyway.  Last paragraph WAS NOT halfway through the act.  That was an inaccuracy.  The paragraph BEFORE when I said FIFTH PARAGRAPH was ALSO an INACCURACY.  That was the fourth paragraph.  THIS IS THE SIXTH PARAGRAPH.  THIS IS HALFWAY THROUGH THE ACT.  What am I watching on the television set today.  I could watch more Remember The Titans.  The two main Team Leaders who are supposed to be the best players on the team I TINK are both Defensive players?  I don't know much about football but I THINK the most impactful players on the team HAVE GOT to be Quarter backs and/or wide receivers and/or runner backs?  BASICALLY offensive players.  I COULD BE WRONG.  Could be wrong about Defensive Players being able to be important players.  COULD EVEN BE WRONG about these Remember The Titan players being defensive players.  BUT POSSIBLY BEING WRONG ON MULTIPLE FRONTS isn't gonna stop me from saying things.  AND NOR SHOULD IT.  If being wrong about things stopped me from saying things WELL THEN I'D JUST HAVE NOTHING TO SAY WOULDN'T I.
    Four paragraphs to go.  Good deal.  Maybe go back to New In Alternative playlist for walk II.  Still got lotta that left.  Anyway.  Tues-em-day today.  Last couple of weeks it's been harder to get my phone charged.  Gotta try plugging it in a dozen or a dozen and a half times to get it to register a charge.  OH NO I DON'T LIKE IT.  Hmm.  I guess the moral of the story is to I dunno figure something out to do about it.  Hmm.  Too many defensive players and they all got the same job.  Right?  All them dozen or so defensive players lined up and ya don't know which one is gonna be most important on any given play.  How can ONE defensive player gonna be worth so much to a team in any given game or any given play or anything.  DON'T ADD UP.  I'm good at football strategy it turns out.  Hmm.  Unless defensive player GOT THE SIXTH SENSE of where the football will go.  Like the water boy.  He doesn't start out with that but he develops it I THINK over the course of the movie.  Feels like something that would happen.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Anyway.  We're ALL 80% water.  IN A SENSE we're ALL Water boys and/or girls.  That's the moral of that story.  If they had to rank 1990's Adam Sandler movies that people would like a sequel to Nowadays in early-mid 2020's WHERE would Waterboy rank on the list.  MY GUESS IS it would be SOMEWHERE on the list.  Somewhere in the top Ten.  IT'S A BOLD STATEMENT but I'm confident in it!  Anyway what else is going on.  PEOPLE WOULD LIKE THE PART WHERE KATHY BATES IS BACK.  She's an academy award WINNING actress so let's give her a chance to shine.  How sure am I that she's won an academy award.  I don't know 300% sure.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP won best actress for MISERY.  Still though I think I was wrong by saying 300%.  If I said 100% I'd have been right.  Saying 300% and being right SOMEHOW I'M STILL WRONG. I'd have to be EXTRA-SOMEHOW-EVEN-MORE-THAN-RIGHT to be right.  Huh.  What else is up.  Kathy Bates would have to become an ANTAGONIST again.  At the end of Waterboy she becomes ON BOARD with Waterboy.  THAT'S NOT FUN.  We like KathyBates being ANTAGONISM.  C'mon.
    Penultimate paragraph.  I SAY THE NEXT TWO PARAGRAPHS WILL BE 40, 45% good.  Can't hurt to dream.  Kathy Bates can't be best actress in Misery.  She's a SUPPORTING actress.  JAMES CAAN is the main actor because HE'S HE WRITER and Kathy Bates is THE FAN.  I don't care WHO gets to shine Acting Wise and Dialogue wise.  AUTHOR IS THE STAR, FAN IS TEH SUPPORTING ROLE.  I feel very strongly about this.  Hmm.  What else is up.  One and a half more paragraphs to go for Act I.  Hmm.  Thinking I'm leaning towards bagel and egg for lunch.  Figure I take bagel out of freezer to defrost Oh I Don't Know when I get back from upcoming walk.  That'd give me over Two Hours worth of Being At Room Temperature of defrostation.  I can cut into it good to split it into halves at that point.  So that's good.  Good.  Huh.  Anything good happen this entry yet.  Main thing I remember is I got ahead of myself when counting paragraphs.  I guess that was KIND OF entertaining.  In the large scheme of things it's pretty forgetabble but in the moment WHAT A LAUGH.  I SAID IT WAS TEH FIFTH PARAGRAPH WHEN IT WAS TEH FOURTH.  I can't get enough of this stuff!
    Last paragraph of the act.  I CAN'T WAIT TILL ITS DONE.  Then what else is up.  Like this new semi-routine of getting up a couple of hours later.  Only two walks in early part of day instead of four.  One bonus walk later on.  Later lunch and dinner.  Been going pretty good.  Also I get to Snooze Around In Bed.  Which is fun!  I'VE EARNT IT.  Put in the hard work of Sleeping Overnight.  NOW IT'S TIME TO REAP MY JUST REWARDS OF SLEEPING SOME MORE.  That sort of thing.  Jeez.  I dunno.  Phone more or less charged ENOUGH from over night.  One of the times I woke up PRETTY middle of the night it wasn't charged at atll.  ONLY 45%.  AROUND 3 AM!  NOW after first walk and assorted Hanging Around Time it's at 80%.  THAT'LL DO for the rest of the day.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF let's keep it going.  Except for the part where the act is over.  GOOD let's put a pin in it but try to keep this momentum up when I come back.  YEAH.  See ya in a little bit.

take your time with it

    Hi friends.  Time to write five more paragraphs.  Then I'm done with Paragraph Duties for the DayTime Day.  Won't have to write more paragraphs until the NightTime Night!  And EVEN THEN it's a mere five paragraphs.  So that's good.  Got bagel defrosting at Room Temperature right now.  WHAT IS ROOM TEMPERATURE?  Temperature reading where you adjust heat/air conditioner says it's 77 degrees.  Not sure I buy that.  I say it's SIXTY SEVEN degrees based on WHAT I'M NOT SURE.  Either way I'm comfortable eating this lunch in Oh I Don't Know a little bit less than two hours.  So that's good.  Not sure what to watch on Television Set coming up.  I can continue watching Remember The Titans but this time around have the Audio On instead of listening to music over it.  WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC OVER IT this has A SOUNDTRACK FOR THE AGES.  All of your favorite hits from the late sixties and early seventies.  AND BY ALL OF THEM I mean roughly Five Or Six.  That's more or less halfway there I feel.
    Four paragraphs to go.  Also you get to HEAR all your favorite actor's voices do dialogue.  Denzel Washington.  CHIP REESE.  THE REST.  Chip Reese is a poker player.  There is a person named Will Patton who I was referring to as Chip Reese.  Not sure where I got Chip Reese from for him.  Maybe his name in Armageddon was something like Chip Reese.  Lemme LTURQ.  Chick Chapple.  Kinda like Chip Reese I guess.  Maybe poker player Chip Reese LOOKS like Will Patton.  He was before my time.  1990's poker player.  Lemme LTURQ.  Hmm.  KIND OF looks like him.  Not really.  I guess if you change your interpretation a little bit of What Will Patton Looks Like SURE he kind of looks like Chip Reese.  Anyway what was I talking about exactly.  Hmm.  Get somethin like LONDON BROIL for 2 part'r dinner for tomorrow and Thursday Night.  A RED MEAT dinner that isn't Steak.  THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SLAM DUNK'R of an idea.  Which is better than other 2 point basketball shots for reason I'm not 100% on.  Looks cooler I guess?  I dunno.  I've seen enough slam dunks in my time that it doesn't impress me much!  Huh.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Okay!  Got sushi lined up for next week super marker order.  I WAS DEPRIVED of sushi this week but NEVER AGAIN.  Well probably many times again over the course of my life.  But NEVER AGAIN over the course of the next week and a half!  Huh.  Still gotta turn the page of Calendar.  I'LL DO IT.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  I'll let you know what April is all about, too.  I'll keep you on board with what calendar is telling me.  THEME of April in terms of Personal Health Upkeep which is the THEME of the calendar in general.  Also PATRIOTISM days of the month and whatknot.  DON'T WORRY I'll find out and then YOU'LL find out too.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Got enough time comfortably to finish this act and then take a shower before I wanna take my next walk.  That's pretty good!  Pretty good, "To The Max!"  Hmm.  Possible Remember The Titans was on The CiniMax Channels.  Can't count that out completely.  The important part is I REMEMEBRED THE TITANS.  I didn't rememebr THE CHANNEL the titans were on NOBODY TOLD ME I HAD TO.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Okay.  How come Denzel Washington makes a big point that he's like IF YOU ARE A MINUTE LATE getting to the bus to make Summer Camp to prepare for football season YOU WILL NOT BE ON THE TEAM and then halfway through the summer camp to prepare for the team the quarterback from california just shows up and is like CAN I BE ON THE TEAM and Denzel Washington is like SURE!  HOW COME HE GETS TO JOIN THE TEAM HALFWAY THROUGH CAMP.  HUGE PLOT HOLE.  What else is going on and crap.  I like Moats around Castles.  HUGE PLOT HOLES.  Makes sense.  I think.  More or less sounds like a correct usage of words.  PRETTY CLOSE at least.  Hmm.  Pretty warm out there today.  Sixty Seven degrees OUTSIDE.  That's what I guessed it was INSIDE.  I felt warmer outside than I do inside.  Yet they're telling me it's ten degrees warmer INSIDE?  Something doesn't add up.  Probably various things don't add up.  How can ONE THING just not add up.  You need VARIABLES to not add up.  If it's just ONE THING not adding up That makes no sense you need Multiple Things for Addition to work nor not work.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  That's good I guess.  Maybe watch some The Simpsons.  I watched about 5 minutes of The George Bush episode before moving on with my life.  I didn't stop it because I grew tired of it!  Just stopped it because it was time to move on with my life!  WAS TIME TO TAKE A WALK.  So that's someting I can go back to.  Or watch some sort of Dramatic Film.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Guess it's time to SHOW THE WORLD my new haircut.  Been wearing Hat the last few days.  NO LONGER NECESSARY to wear a hat.  Too warm!  Nowadays wearing hat is uncomfortable.  I can wear HOOD over my head.  That'll do.  But wind my blow hood off if its windy!  Also haircut may be exposed to world even if hood is sitting on top of head.  Either way that's life I guess.  Hmm.  Gonna go take a shower now.  See ya tonight! 

I Stand By My Words For Now

    Hello friends.  Had a pretty successful day today!  Took solid seven walks.  Had pretty good bagel with egg lunch and Chicken Parm dinner.  Watched The Titans, A hard Days Knight, and started GIVE THEM SHELTER (1970).  WILL CONTINE with Give Them Shelter when this is over.  Feels like that's something I won't listen to music over.  On account of a lot of its music.  A lot of it is Documentary Talk though.  So far from what I've seen it's half music and half HELLS ANGELES defending themselves. GOOD I'D LIKE TO HEAR THEIR POV.  Anyawy.  ALREADY I'm gaining new perspective.  I always had learnt they were providing security for the concert.  NOW they're saying HEY MAN WE WERE JUST TEHRE TO WATCH THE SHOW MAN.  SURE WE WERE IN FRONT OF THE AUDIENCE BETWEEN TE STAGE AND THE AUDIENCE WITH OUR 'CYCLES WHICH IS WHAT WE CALL OUR MOTORCYCLES PRESUMABLY, AS A BARRIER BUT WE WERE JUST CHILLIN.  Anyway.  The important thing is I WATCH MORE OF IT.
    Four paragraphs to go.  HEY ARE YOU THERE TO WATCH TE ROLLING STONES?  Yep.  WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH THEM.  Joke I just came up with.  TRY IT OUT ON YOUR FRIENDS.  Ideally before going to see a Rolling Stones concert.  Or in a similarly relevant situation.  99% of the time the joke won't make sense.  BUT THAT 1% OF TEH TIME OH BOY WHAT A PAY OFF.  Anyway. TUESDAY EH.  I can get on board with that.  Hmm.  Gotta get up early for sure tomorrow to do Zoom appointment.  GREAT.  Gonna take solid Four walks in early part of day tomorrow because I GOTS to be up early.  CAN I GO BACK TO SLEEP after Zoom?  SURE.  I just don't see WHY.  Maybe I would feel it would be super indulgence activity and I'd GET OFF on it.  Possibly SEXUALLY.  I dunno.  I feel like I'd get off on it EVEN MORE if I was getting off on it in a NON sexual way.  Getting off sexually is good but have you heard the good news about Getting Off on something NON SEXUALLY BUT IT'S AN EXTREMELY GOOD GETTING OFF IRREGARDLESS.
   YEAH.  Three paragraphs to go.  I feel like AS OF THIS YEAR EXACTLY when they air Remember The Titans on live television they have to start adding a Question Mark to the title.  BEEN LONG ENOUGH.  Now they got to call it, "Remember The Titans?"  THAT'S JUST HOW I FEEL.  Probably gonna eat some crap when thie entry is over.  WHAT WILL IT BE.  Maybe some saltines.  I like it because it's delicious.  Stuff em down your gullet.  See where that gets you in life.  Probably further than you'd guess at first.  Hmm.  Feels like I saw A Hard Days Knight before.  Most of it rings a bell.  STILL THOUGH solid movie.  I liked the first fourty five seconds the most.  REALLY HIT THE SPOT.  After that EH I COULD TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.  But I was really on board with it from the gitmo!  Also THE MUSIC was fine.  And THE BEATLES were okay.  OTHER PEOPLE were good.  SETTINGS were fine.  HUH.  Pretty sure there was a scene where Ringo Starr was eating a sandwich.  And it was supposed to be portrayed as a bad sandwich.  Or it wasn't a great sandwich experience he was having or something.  Either way now that I think about it hmm.  I got a turkey sandwich coming up tomorrow for lunch.  That should be good.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Hmm.  Ringo Starr separates himself from The Beatles in the film and Raphael separates himself from The Ninja Turtles in their first film, too.  COINCIDENCE?  I dunno!  I think it's fair to say Ringo is the Raphael of the Beatles AND/OR vice versa. BOTH NAMES START WITH, "R."  BOTH are assorted with the color RED.  BOTH PLAY DRUMS.  Lost track of what I was talking about and/or what kind of bullet points I could use to back-up the nonsense I was talking about.  The important thing is Ringo is CHARMING NICE GUY but Rafael is A JERK.  Maybe Ninja Turtle groupies GET OFF on Raphael being an AGGRO-JERK I dunno THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS NOT MINE.  Kinda becomes my business when I'm out amongst the ninja turtles groupies.  Well that's easy then JUST AVOID THEM.  Oh okay makes sense.  What's up again.  Closing in on some sort of snack.  We're talking possibly Toasted Cheez-its.  I LIKE IT BECAUSE you know that sort of thing.
    Last paragraph of the night.  Hmm.  WITHOUT LOOKING what's my favorite Rolling Stones song.  What does that mean.  Looking where.  Hmm.  Possibly PAINT THAT BLACK.  Possibly... huh.. gonna be honest... KINDA WANNA LOOK.  Go figure.  Looking at a list of songs will jog my memory.  THAT'S what looking means.  Oh okay good.  Lemme do that.  WILD HORSES IS A PRETTY GOOD ONE.  WILD HORSES THERE WE GO LIKE WILD HORSES HERE WE GO.  Can't get enough of those lyrics.  Anyway time to move on with my life.  Would Hell's Angels be ENEMIES or KINDRED SPIRITS with people who called themselves Heaven's Demons.  Would they be like HEY THESE PEOPLE ARE MORE OR LESS JUST LIKE US PRACTICALLY OR would they be like THESE PEOPLE ARE OUR EXACT OPPOSITES and NOTHING like us.  Hmm.  That's a tough one.  WELP that's it for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-8:54 P.M.

Monday, April 3, 2023

Read This On For Size

    Hey friensd.  Up late again today.  11:40 AM.  Got a solid entire hour and fifteen minutes to write Act I if I need it!  THAT's MORE THAN I NEED IT.  Probably. Unless I get distracted for over 10 minutes on something or something.  So that's good.  Six or seven walks overall.  I'M TINKIN SEVEN.  Take bonus walk in evening.  On account of Supping later.  Making evening walks DIFFERNT than usual evening walks if I sup regular time.  So that's good!  Had nice reasonable amount of Nightmight.  Had muffin for breakfast.  Only got Fifteen minutes of IT left.  To be honest it's eighteen minutes and roughly FIFTEEN SECONDS left.  But I'm gonna Split the difference of Guesstimates and say there's about 3 minutes and 15 seconds of credits.  COULD BE TWENTY SECONDS.  COULD BE FOUR MINUTES.  Hmm.  Three minutes and fifteen seconds isn't exactly Splitting the difference.  The point is DMX sure is a SUPPORTING character in Romeo Must Die but they could have given him more to do.  I GET IT he has to BUILD HIS WAY UP in the film industry.  BUT WHY COULDN'T HE BE ROMEO.  Because then MUST DIE would have had to be Asian to keep with the STAR CROSSED LOVERS FROM DIFFERENT CULTURES themed.  FINE TEN MAKE Must Die Asian EASY.
    Nine paragraphs to go.  Mets game at 2:10 PM today.  I can solidly watch a vaguely moderate amount of that.  I think we got me watching a tiny amount of it LOCKED UP.  Watching SOME OF IT is certainly in the cards as well.  My Dad is very excited because the milk he likes is BACK IN PRODUCTION.  For a couple of months it was disscontinued.  Certain kind of lactose free milk that was FAT FREE.  For some reason the lactose free brand he liked only made varying degrees of LOW FAT.  GUESS WHAT.  FAT FREE IS BACK IN THE CARDS.  Finally things are looking up.  So that's good.  What did I listen to on First Walk.  Hmm.  That's a tough one.  Can't really pinpoint it.  Listened to just some Self Curated songs as far as I can tell.  Hmm sounds like it was pretty easy to pinpoint it.  That's what it was!  Hmm.  Water in sink HAS DISSIPATED.  No longer there.  So that's good.  Better than NOTHING.  Took over 48 hours.  Wonder how long it'll take NEXT TIME.
   Coffem time.  Feels weird going push-up/sit-ups For My Right with hair cut.  I'm used to feeling my long hair in the breeze while moving up and down and to and fro.  I CAN GET USED TO THIS.  Let's get into some Yukk-em-ups...  SOOON.  First LET'S SPECULATE ON MEALS I'M GONNA EAT TODAY.  Probably gonna get communal dinner delivery tonight.  Could be ANYTHING.  Some sort of DINER which may be a SPEC Diner we never got before.  Could be ITALY style restaurant.  Could be Delicatessen JEWSTYLE.  Anyway.  Lunchwise my top two options are bagel with egg and kids chicken parm.  HOWEVER chicken parm would be a redundancy with lots of good possible dinners.  SO BAGEL WIT HEGG is very much in the lead for lunch.  Because PIZZA is a good option for dinner and if not pizza SOMETHING WITH CHICKEN.  OK YUKKEMUP time.  Hmm.  I forgot to put on sweatshirt jacket while I was in my room where I keep my sweatshirt jackets.  For my walk.  So I put on winter jacket when I left the house.  Where I keep my winter jacket.  In closet by front door.  WHAT AN, "EPIC," FAIL.  Was real warm outside!  Man oh man was my face, "Dumb!"
   What is temperate exactly.  I'm gonna guess Two Million Degrees.  52 degrees right now.  I'm assuming they mean farenheit.  Pretty sure we're going with farenheit for the most part here in 'Merica.  YEP.  Anyway.  That's not So hot.  Could be hotter.  Lots of things in life are hotter than 52 degrees.  LIKE FIFTY SEVEN DEGREES for one off the top of my head.  Hmm.  I don't mean to brag because I'm not technically on the Mets but the Mets have THE BEST RECORD IN TE NATIONAL LEAGUE of baseball.  And they're not even TIED.  Just THE BEST.  They're THREE AND ONE.  Three winning games.  One losing game.  Several teams have won twice and lost once.  THE METS HAVE DONE ONE BETTER.  They've done that PLUS won an extra game.  OFF TO A GREAT START.  Hmm.  Wonder if any hair is still sticking to me from haircut last night.  Gotta imagine Sure There Is.  Gotta imagine I should be responsible and take care of that before I take shower coming up.  Gotta imagine I'll consider it briefly RIGHT NOW but probably won't actually consider it later on enough to do something about it.
   Fifth paragraph!  Hmm.  Probably have All The Scrambled Egg I have.  Or maybe not now that I think about it.  Gotta take a good long look at my scrambled egg supply.  I believe it's TWO EGGSWORTH.  Maybe half of it is all I need.  Maybe two thirds.  The important thing is I have fun.  Hmm.  Think I'm gonna put on Playlist for walk II.  Think I'm still halfway through New In Alternative.  I enjoy that playlist.  Hmm.  I can't be exactly halfway.  What are the odds!  Possibly 20-30%.  I'd say I'm PAST halfway.  How exact halfway are we talkin' that we have to be to be exact halfway.  HALFWAY TO THE SONG?  If the playlist if 100 songs do I need to be AT SONG 50 or whatever to be halfway.  Or 45-55.  Or WHATE EXACTLY.  I'M WAITING.  WHERE'S MY ANSWER.  WHY AREN'T YOU RESPONDING.  Hmm.  The important thing is that I have fun.  Guh.  Phone is nice and charged.  Woke up in the middle of the night and happened to check if my phone had been charging and it hadn't!  Was still at only 65% which is what it was at when I went to bed!  I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WAS THAT HIGH AFTER TE ENTIER DAY EITEHR BUT TAT'S ANOTHER ISSUE.  Anyway it's 94% now so that' good.
   Halfway through Act.  SURE.  Wait a second I could have some sort of wildcard lunch.  Bagel with Egg is ALREADY a wildcard lunch.  I can even have a WILDCARDER lunch.  Like what.  Order Chinese Food?  Hmm lemme crunch the numbers on that.  If I do that that means I CANCEL the bagel with scrambled egg for the week and then try to do balanced breakfasts with egg.  WHICH IS VERY DIFFICULT.  Not sure that's in teh, "Cards."  Then again I CAN FIGURE IT OUT.  I can figure it out I say.  Hmm.  I'll think about it but in the meantime I have to do this.  Nice chord progression last night.  THREE CHORD verse to go along with THREE CHORD chorus.  WAIT A SECOND.   What if the three chord verse is ACTUALLY TE CHORUS.  And the chorus is actually the verse.  I dunno I'm gonna have to look into that one.  Could be just hte mix-em-up that CHANGES THE WHOLE BALL GAME.  For the worse.  OH OK GOOD.  Do I remember how to STRUM the chords.  Probably vaguely. Not EXACTLY.  But I'd say over 50% chance I get THE BASIC rhythm more or less again.
   Seventh paragraph.  I have four pitchers starting baseball games for my fantasy baseball team.  I wonder if any of them are pitching against each other in real life.  NOPE none of them.  WHEW.  That's good.  I don't want any of them to have any hard feelings if one does better than the other.  That kind of Bad Blood can cause locker room problems in Fantasy Baseball.  Not sure who coined the term Fantasy Baseball but Fantasy MAY be overselling it a bit.  What's some synonym of FANTASY that's a bit more subdued.  IMAGINATION.  Imagination Baseball?  Speculation Baseball?  I feel like Speculation Baseball is good because it feels like it incorporates a couple of different meanings as well.  It may not ACTUALLY incorporate different meanings but it FEELS like it does.  Hmm.  What else is up.  After I finish IT what do I watch next.  YES I will watch FILMIC version of IT which includes IT and IT II at some point but I don't think I will go directly to that.  Gotta watch some DRAMATIC film first.  It is dramatic.  Sure.
   Three paragraphs to go.  If I get chinese food what would I get.  AND would I get it early enough to get Lunch Special.  YES BARELY.  I'd order just before 3.  THEY SAY lunch special is up till 3:30.  IN the past they say they mean IT ARRIVES before 3:30.  So they really mean order around before 3:00.  SO THAT'S GOOD.  Strong chance I consider that.  BUT I DON'T KNOW.  I JUST.  DON'T KNOW.  Also I wanted to put a period between, "Don't," and, "Know," but it's too late for that now!  What else is up and crap.  HOW COME KNOW ISN'T PRONOUNCED LIKE NOW.  THE K SHOULD BE SILENT.  I feel very strongly about this.  How come we don't pronounce The K K K as just The K K.  ONE OF THE K's SHOULD BE SILENT.  I feel very strongly about this.  Hmm.  Now that Father-Approved Diner is out of the picture, what if we start experimenting with Communal CHINESE Food Deliveries.  Father likes Chinese food IN GENERAL but he's just not confident in any Chinese Restaurants we know of!  If he's comfortable experimenting with new diners WHY NOT EXPERIMENT WIT NEW CHINA RESTAURANTS.
   Gotta remember to make that point to him.  That's easy to remember.  It has IMPACT ON MY LIFE.  Of course I'll remember something that's relevant to my life.  Hmm.  Penultimate paragraph.  The good news is I wonder what the price of Renting The Whale is down to.  Possible into the SIXTIES of cents at this point.  I don't think it works that way.  Such is life.  Hey still gotta turn the page on Real Life Calendar.  Probably do that pretty soon.  I can imagine doing that.  I need the exercise.  But not right now.  HMM.  More MUSIC THEMED things to watch on HBO.  REAL documentaries as well as things like A Hard Days Night.  Hmm.  I'd watch the OASIS doc but I'm concerned I already watched it about a year ago and also I'm concerned Oasis Isn't Cool.  IT CONCERNS ME because I liked Oasis in high school.  But I'm also concerned that I come across as cool.  So I gotta be very careful in terms of how I approach considering how  I approach enjoying Oasis.  THE GOOD NEWS IS I bet the documentary makes me dislike Oasis.  SO I COME OUT OF THE ENDEAVOR ON TOP.
    Also I watched it about a year ago.  I CAN REMEMBER.  I was eating some sort of lunch or dinner. And there was OASIS on the TV.  Maybe it was a different documentary.  But I definitely remember an OASIS DOC going on on my television set. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Anyway.  After I cleaned up my room for seven minutes a few nights ago I realized HEY I should have found a nail clipper or two!  But I DIDN'T.  Then I looked a bit more because there was more space to look extra hard.  STILL NOTHIN.  Where these nail clippers going exactly.  Not sure.  The important thing is IN THE WILD nobody uses nail clippers AND IN TEH WILD animals get along just fine.  UNTRUE animals in the wild die all the time.  IN FACT 100% MORTALITY RATE of animals in the wild.  THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS when you don't use nail clippers.  I guess.  Well that's it for now.  Be back pretty soon.  How has this act been so far.  Lemme give it a quick look-over.  Gonna say 2.75... No... GONNA SAY THREE OUT OF TEN.  ALRIGHT!  SEE YA SOON.  Also that's not how the act has been so far.  That's how the act has been COMPLETELY.  ACT IS OVER. WE"RE DONE.  SEE YA LATER. 

i'm not falling for that one again again

    Hi friends!  Leaning towards getting Chinese Food for lunch.  Was thinking about getting some Indulgancy like Beef Lo Mein but they skip over it in Lunch Special Menu.  They got pork lo mein, chicken lo mein, and shrimp lo mein.  NO BEEF LO MEIN.  What are the odds they'd serve me a beef lo mein lunch special?  I HAVE NO IDEA!  20% odds?  90% Odds?  I'm not equipt to say as of now!  The point is I THINK if I wanna go with that ultimately when I put it the order I MAY ask for beef lo mein and then if they say no PIVOT to Pork.  OR JUST GO WITH PORK FROM THE GITMO.  I don't wanna sound like AN IDIOT asking for beef.  Hmm.  Anyway the good news is delicious delicious noodles.  I like the part where it's 50% noodles and 50% grease.  Delightful.  What else is up.  Figure I can fit in The Rest Of It after shower before Mets game.  That'll be a blast.  That's when It Is A Spider.  Everyone loves Spider-It.  Especially Tim Curry.  GETS TO TAKE A BREATHER.  He's been acting ALL DAY he deserves an hour or two break HE NEEDS TO CATCH HIS BEARINGS.
    Four paragraphs to go.  Figure out dramatic film to watch during middle part of day.  I dunno what it will be but I'm saying over 50% odds that I'll figure ot something I'm happy with.  TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE II.  Where they find out that the kid who had trouble with the curve ALSO has trouble with a changeup.  He's still toiling around in Double A ball several years into his career, a middling prospect, and suddenly people are throwing him Change Ups and NOW THAT'S A PROBLEM TOO.  Sounds like an enteratining movie.  Is Clint Eastwood in it.  No he's dead.  His character.  Oh okay that makes sense.  Hmm.  I feel like I shook off all the headhair that was adhesive to my body overnight in bed. I should be good to go to take a shower soon.  That's how things work I believe.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Probably could have done a better job with Back Neck Hair.  Either with my Dad cutting my hair or myself shaving myself.  ONE OF US could have accomplished Back Neck Hair cutting.  It's not SO BAD but I think there's some hair there.
    Three paragraph to go.  YEAH.  Guess I can just wear scarfs all the time.  I DON'T HAVE ANY SCARFS.  I can fashion practically ANYTHING into a scarf.  That's not a big deal.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  A new movie or two on SHUTTER I can watch IN THEORY but not IN PRACTICE.  Still won't connect to my Television Set.  So that's no good.  Well that's life I guess.  Not always gonna be able to connect your computer to your television set.  That's the main part of life!  Hmm.  Is it possible I can aim my camera on my phone at my computer screen and somehow instantaneously that shows up on my TV screen IN REAL TIME.  Gotta figure that's something that can be set up.  Sounds complicated but at the same time A FEATURE THAT MAKES SENSE that Complicated People Wuold Like To Have.  Hmm.  I'd have to be holding my phone the entire time.  WHAT IF I LEAN MY PHONE UP AGAINST SOMETHING.  Prop it up so it's aimed at computer screen.  WOW that sounds convenient.  THIS PLAN JUST KICKED INTO OVERDRIVE.
    Penultimate paragraph of daytime day.  Amazing.  The important thing is hair can clog bathtub drain and my bathtub drain is already problematic.  Then again maybe some Bonus Hair Clogging is just the motivation it needs to Unclog itself.  Makes sense.  What else is going on and crap.  Been saving my buttoned shirts for LATER.  Been going through my latest round of laundered shirts, maybe four or so shirts in.  Got 2-4 shirts that have buttons.  NONE WORN YET.  I DON'T NEED THAT HASSLE.  Put em off until I absolutely HAVE to wear them.  WHY BOTTHER WITH BUTTONS IF I DON'T ABSOLUTELY NEED TO.  That's My Life for ya.  Also one or two of those shirts are jut 2-3 buttons at the top.  STILL 2-3 buttons too many.  Hmm.  Maybe mix things up and get white rice today.  FOR REAL CONSIDER IT.  Not just Flight Of Fancy WHAT IF I Consider It.  Give it some serious thought.  Hmm.  Internet always lied to me and makes me think white rice and pork fried rice is same amount of calories.  Every time I google it over the course of my life the first hit or two always implies that.  BUT IT'S ALWAYS WRONG I FEEL I BET PROBABLY MORE OR LESS.  Must be Big Pork Fried Rice that rigged that algorithm and guess what IT WORKED IN SPADES.
    Last paragraph of the DayTime Day.  Anyway.  As of now my plan is to strongly consider white rice and then definitely get pork fried rice.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Possible I have Bagel with scrambled egg as a DINNER sometime this week.  THAT COULD WORK.  Ugh.  Anything good happen this act.  Off the top of my head don't wanna briefly scan the act because I'm scared it might be confirmed How Sucky It Was.  And I don't wanna confront my own mediocrity!  Not any more than I HAVE to.  Which already is A LOT.  WAY TOO MUCH than one person should have to ALREADY.  Hmm.  Let's see.  Mets pitcher today is on my Imagination Baseball Team.  Hoping he does good for me but MORE IMPORTANTLY for the new York mets.  LET'S WIN THIS ONE FOR ALL THE METS FANS but more importantly THE METS FRANCHISE.  You know that sort of thing.  ANyway that's it for now!  I'll see ya tonight I guess!

Cool I Get It

    Hi friends.  Ended up having delicious Freezer Health Frozen TV Dinner for lunch.  We're talkin some sort of Lasagna.  It was pretty good.  I liked the part where IT WAS FOOD AND I ATE IT.  Hmm.  Had delicious chicken fingers from Italy-Style Restuarant for dinner.  GONNA HAVE DELICIOUS Chocolate CHOCO POP soon.  Well I think we're all caught up now.  What else is up.  Had Solid Seven walks.  Watched the entirety of The H8Ful E8T.  Pretty good movie.  I liked the part where I WAS ABLE TO FOLLOW THE PLOT MORE OR LESS COMPLETELY.  I vaguely remember seeing the film in theaters and I lost track of what was going on because it was a three hour movie and I probably took roughly 10 or 12 breaks between Bathroom Breaks and Cigarette breaks.  THIS TIME AROUND I only took bathroom breaks and GUESS WHAT I had pause button.  Hmm.  Looks like I can watch 11 Upon a Time In Hollywood as it translates from Spanish to English next!  GET STARTED ON THAT TOMORROW.
    What to do after entry?  Watch some dumb crap.  SHOULD I PUT ON IT.  I DUNNO IF I'M READY FOR THAT YET.  On the one hand Muh.  On the other hand DEH.  Back to the first hand GEP.  Then the second hand again RUT.  Hmm.  This is a tough one.  Better start sucking on lollipop.  Next three lunches are bagel with scrambled eggness, kids chicken parm, and turkey sandwich!  IN THAT ORDER?  I did that order off the top of my head, but ya know what, that order is VERY VERY LIKELY.  It's the order of enthusiasm I have for lunches so I dunno it's not that surprising it'd be likely.  MAKES SENSE that the enthusiasm would dictate which comes to mind at first for me to type them out just now AND would dictate the order I'd like to eat them in ultimately.  HMM really makes ya think.  How long does Trump have to be in New York.  I don't like having to have him around.  I mean if he was IN JAIL here it's worth having him around.  But if he's not incarcerated LET SOME OTHER PLACE HAVE TO STAND HIS COMPANY that's how I feel.
    Three paragraphs to go.  BEING IN COURT IS LIKE BEING IN JAIL.  He can't leave no matter how much he wants to!  He probably can.  I dunno the rules there.  I once was in court.  Basketball court.  Wasn't playing basketball.  But there was basketball hoop set up and chalk outlines denoting the basketball Set-ups and whatknot JUST IN CASE anyone wanted to play basketball in the general area I was standing around.  Hmm.  It's called The Hateful Eight but are they REALLY filled with Hate?  My guess is YES OF COURSE QUINTON TARANTINO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING re: TITLES.  But on the other hand THESE GUYS SEEM FILLED WITH LOVE AND COMPASSION TO ME.  Not an ounce of Bad Feelings between 'em.  I dunno what else is going on and crap.  Also I NEVER COUNTED HOW MANY OF THEM TEHRE ARE.  I'm gonna have to take his word that There Are Eight Of Them.  Eight is too high a number to register without effort that It's Eight People.  To be honest I kinda suspect it's more than eight BUT I'M NOT GONNA MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT.
    Possibly LESS than eight, too!  THE POINT IS I'M NOT SOLD IT'S EXACTLY EIGHT and that's all I got to say on that matter.  Penultimate paragraph.  Just bit into lollipop!  THE POINT IS DELICIOUS.  LOOK there's definitely more than eight characters OVERALL but many characters don't qualify as The Main Eight He's Presumably Talking About.  I just wanan know Who The Main Eight are.  Not REALLY.  I just THEORETICALLY want to know.  FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT.  In reality I Just Want TO Move On With The Rest Of My Life.  Hmm.  This is weird.  I'm not even hungry for a snack anymore.  I stupidly ate the tootsie pop because I thought I was hungry enough that I wanted a snack, but now that I ate it now I don't even feel like I even need to have a snack at all really.  I JUST ATE A SNACK FOR NO GOOD REASON.  HEY GREAT I'M AN IDIOT I ENJOY THAT.  People don't eat lollipops to satiate hunger.  Of all the things one can eat, Lollipop might have THE LEAST to do with satisfying a Hunger.  Not sure what that's based on.  SUCKING CANDY just doesn't seem to correspond with SCRATCHING HUNGER ITCH.  That's all it means!  FEELS ACCURATE that's all.
    Last paragraph!  Hmm.  Maybe put on IT.  The Film.  Hmm.  Great news SINK DRAINED ITSELF OUT REAL GOOD TODAY.  That's a positive development.  Hmm.  Lemme think.  What else is going on and crap.  Gotta ZOOM therapy appointment on Wednesday Morning.  YOU'D TINK it'd be tomorrow morning, right?  Cause you'd assume it was on a Tuesday, right? Not sure why you're thinking that.  Because that's what I'D be thinking.  Not sure why I'M thinking that.  Just a general sense I get.  For some reason in the past generally these things happen on Tuesdays!  NOT TIS TIME THOUGH.  WEDNESDAY.  I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT ABOUT IT.  SO that's good.  HEY gonna eat some sort of crap when this is over.  Maybe not DIRECTLY.  But AT SOME POINT a little bit later.  WOW GULLET STUFFING.  Life isn't so bad in the end.  I guess that's it for now.  Seeya tomorrow!

-9:32 P.M.

Sunday, April 2, 2023

All Ready To Go

    Hey friends!  Up late again!  11:27 AM!  Only gonna have 2 walks in beginning part of day!  HOWEVER should end up with Solid Seven overall for the day.  Six at least!  Probably seven!  Hmm.  No crunchtime either.  I don't have to take walk two for AN HOUR AND A HALF if I need to!  YEAH.  Dad is gonna help me cut my hair tonight! By which I mean Dad is gonna cut my hair tonight.  After which I will shave my face.  Hmm.  If I have gained weight Haircut & Shaveface may make face seem slightly fatter.  That's a risk I'm gonna have to take.  Head might look generally more handsome.  And/or normal.  I think OVERALL that's gonna be a solid result.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Power went off for half an hour overnight.  HOUSE ELECTRICITY power.  I had a dream that Where I Lived In The Dream which wasn't quite my real house the power went out.  Then I woke up and the power was out in real life!  Wasn't really a Premonition.  Heard my parents talking about it in my sleep For Sure.  Either way IT RESOLVED ITSELF REAL GOOD.  So that's good.  REAL GOOD one might say.  I DID SAY IT.  ALREADY.
    Hmm.  Had reasonable amount of NightMight I believe.  Can't remember exactly.  Either REAL reasonable or PRETTY reasonable I think.  Had Old Muffin for breakfast.  What is this.  Banana Whole Wheat or something.  Better LTURQ.  Whole GRAIN.  WORLD OF WIFFERENCE.  The word Grain instead of Wheat.  Gotta be some people who understand for sure what those words mean.  I kinda of understand 10-25% what Grain meand and what Wheat means.  ON THE LOW WEND of that range SURE but still.  Anyway.  Got second half of SeenFood Combo for dinner tonight.  Lunch gonna be either salami sandwich or bagel with egg.  Leaning towards salami sandwich.  Less hearty but delicious.  Also comes with sandwichside which adds to heartiness.  Also might be Tatertots.  I never told you yesterday how well the tater tots turnt out.  THEY TURNT OUT GREAT.  I had A BLAST with 'em.  Tasted good and were very hearty indeed!  Hmm.  Watched more IT last night.  PARTIALLY listneing to IT and partially listneing to music Over It.  YEAH.
    Ugh.  TWO PARAGRAPHS OF NOTHING.  Time to write SOME things.  Oh right coffem time.  NOW it's time to write some THINGS.  Eating later supper already makes Act III later.  NOW if I Cut My Hair A LA PAVEMENT that'd probably be before ACt III too PUSHING THAT BACK real late.  WE'RE TALKING INTO THE 9 O CLOCKS.  Not sure I'm using A LA's correctly.  Also what else is up.  Mom wants me to order some shirts online. She's RIGHT.  Can't argue with her on the merits of her position.  I AGREE SHE'S CORRECT.  And ya know what I SHOULD GET SOME SOCKS TOO.  Balck and white.  I"D LIKE A VARIETY OF COLORS.  Not grey or brown though.  That'd be dumb.  Anyway.  Bad news SINK is now clogging once again.  Water has still pooled up as of Yesterdays Usage.  DANGIT.  Normally that'd prevent me from shaving today.  SHAVE OVER MY SINK.  Lay out paper towels over the sink to catch facial hair.  HOWEVER tonight I COMBIEN IT with haircut.  SHAVE over the entire HaitCutting Station that catches Haircutting Hair remnants.
    Ugh.  Time for some yukk-em-ups.  MET GAME at 1:40 PM.  I don't get it.  Hmm.  Must be SOME joke there.  Otherwise I wouldn't have said it.  What else.  Got SNL to watch today from yesterday.  What THE HELL.  I noticed when I opened up computer just now I DUNNO TWENTY MINUTES AGO it wasn't completely charged for some reason.  Guess I had accidentally unplugged it overnight.  IT SAID it was only 65% charged.  SO I PLUGGED IT IN-- PLUGGED IT IN REAL GOOD.  Now it says 100%.  YOU'RE TELLING ME IT CHARGED A COMPLETE 35% IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES?  GET OUT OF HERE WIT THAT BULLSHIT.  Ugh.  What else is up and crap.  Dreamt a good title for something.  Then later on upon further introspection PRETTY good title but not the most original title every.  Three words and if you change a word or two ALREADY BEEN A TITLE I'M FAMILIAR WITH.  That's how titles go.  Combinations of Nouns and verbs and PREPOSITIONS and whatknot.  THUSLY you can often come up with VAGUELY original titles but if you change one or two word SLIGHTLY hey suddenly your vaguely original title is now An Existing Title.  I DON'T LIKE IT.
   Fifth paragraph.  Hmm.  WHAT IF YOU ADD AN EXCLAMATION MARK AT THE END OF TE TITLE.  And the other similar title has NO punctuation at all.  WELL TAHT'S GOOD.  Anything extra you can do to separate your title from the other title is a POSITIVE.  Is exclamation mark a Punctuation.  Sure.  It LITERALLY PUNCTUATES the phrase.  Not sure that's accurate either!  Huh.  What else is up.  Not sure what to do RE: watching Television coming up after shower.  That's right around when METS game starts.  Maybe watch first half inning of Mets game.  When METS ARE AT THE BAT.  Then put on Saturday Knight Life.  Then keep tabs on Mets game to see if Interestingness happens and if it occurs Switch To That.  Ugh.  NOTHING INTERESTING HAS HAPPENED HERE YET.  NOT A FAN.  Just happened to check the OTHER Fantasy Baseball league I had joined originally and haven't kept track of since then.  I AM IN LAST PLACE.  The good news is ONLY TWELVE TEAMS though.  So it's not like I'm in last place out of TWO THOUSAND teams.  Only out of TWELVE.  THAT'S NOT SO BAD.
    Sixth paragraph.  Apparently my top three pitchers are injured in that team.  That'll help hurt.  What else is up.  Listened to Music Album on first walk.  Not sure what to do on NEXT walk.  FINISHED the music album on first walk!  SURE I had to skip a couple of songs I don't particularly enjoy.  Skipped a NOISE TRACK Or two.  Maybe not NOISE tracks.  Maybe just tracks that aren't Straight Up Songs.  I forget exactly.  NOT A FAN of tracks in albums that aren't straight up songs.  Lemme think.  Are there tracks on albums that aren't straight up songs that I enjoy.  HMM.  How am I supposed to think and type, "HMM,s" and, "CALIBRATINGS," and whatknot at the same time. ...Hmm...  INSTRUMENTALS I guess I must enjoy here and there.  Anyway.  What else is going on and crap.  Hmm.  Getting deep into the act and thus the entry and thus MY LIFE.  Which is good.  It's good TO BE alive but at the same time Let's keep it moving.  WE'VE ALL GOT PLACES TO BE.  In theory.  IN PRACTICE most of us got nothing better to do.
   Seventh paragraph.  Good deal.  Wasn't a fan of having to get up and use the bathroom in the dark one time overnight.  SCARY STUFF.  Felt pretty vulnerable to ghosts.  Especially in a bathroom type setting where there's a MIRROR.  Everyone knows if you're out and about in the dark and there's a MIRROR in front of you that's SUPER EXTRA spooky.  Nothing scarier than a mirror.  Not sure if that's a sign of any deeper psychological issues.  Now that I think about it I think I've wondered that before.  And now that I think about it again it probably is.  But at the same time POSSIBLY JUST SCARED OF CANDYMAN and/or CANDYMAN AFFILIATED GHOSTS AND GHOULS in a reasonable type fashion.  Don't put it ON ME that I'm scared of Candyman scenarios and think it's something about ME.  It's not MY FAULT that Candymen Scenarios exist.  BLAME CANDYMEN TYPE GHOSTS.  Anyway.  No one ever says anything about Being in the dark vs being in the light being an issue for Candymen.  YEAH BUT IT JUST FEELS SPOOKIER IN THE DARK get off my back about it.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Anyway.  I had thought I was over being scared of the dark maybe 20 years ago!  Guess it turns out I'm not!  Go figure.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Why would Candyman want to hurt me.  I SYMPATHIZE with his situation.  I SAW what happened to him in his life.  IT WAS WRONG.  I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.  Jeez.  I say Candyman should get reparations for getting covered in bees!  CANDYMAN IS DEAD HE CAN'T GET REPARATIONS.  His family then!  You get the idea!  WAS THERE a person called a Candyman in the early AND OR MID 20th century who went around selling Candy to kids.  My guess is NO but you can never be sure.  That can't be.  NOT supposed to take candy from strangers.  Well sure don't TAKE candy from strangers.  But you can BUY candy from strangers.  Obviously if a stranger is offering you candy FOR NOTHING they're up to no good.  But if they want money in return SOUNDS LIKE THEY HAVE HONEST INTENTIONS.  They just wanna make a buck!  SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE ON THE UP AND UP go ahead and do business with this person.
    Penultimate paragraph.  Mets pitcher today is KODAI SENGA.  Making his Major League Baseball debut coming over from JAPAN.  Which I can only assume is called Japan League Baseball.  Anyway maybe I wanna watch the bottom of the first inning of today's game to see HSITORY BEING MADE and him pitching.  What else is going on and crap.  O RIGHT still gotta turn the page on Physical Calendar attached by magnet to file cabinet.  I WILL DO IT.  But not now.  But probably at some point over the course of the rest of my life.  So that's pretty good. This is the fourth day in a row the Mets have a baseball game.  This is MADNESS.  They must need a day off soon.  THEY GOTTA BE RUNNING ON FUMES.  LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT A GAME TOMORROW AGAIN.  I don't believe it.  THEY DESERVE EVERY PENNY THEY MAKE.  Working five days in a row.  WHO DOES THAT.  Ugh.  LOOK IT'S A DEMANDING JOB I KNOW.  They have to run around a lot.  I GET IT.  I'm not MAKING FUN.
    Last paragraph of the act.  It's POSSIBLE tomorrow they arrive at their HOME in CitiField to play baseball.  This is where THEY LIVE 81 games out of the year.  SLEEP IN THE OUTFIELD GRASS.  It's like GOING CAMPING.  Wait no they're playing in Millwaulkee on Monday.  GREAT.  BIG SUPREME COURT JUSTICE RACE IN WISCONSIN ON TUESDAY.  They'll still be around on Tuesday for sure!  SOUNDS LIKE THEY'LL BE AROUND WHERE THE ACTION IS.  Sounds good. Unless it's a One Game Series. And they make a point to leave Milwalkee AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.  Which they probably would if they could.  What was I talking about again.  Not happy about this entry so far.  I AM happy about how Today will probably be pretty decent.  SALAMI SANDWICH?  Check.  NICE AND NEAT HAIRCUT ULTIMATELY?  Yo bet!  So that's all good and crap.  Also only halfway through the entry Bulkwise.  Lotta time to turn things around QUalitywise.  Hmm.  Certainly possible.  There's a very relevant possibility I WRITE SOEM DECENT going forward.  SEE YA then. 
     I feel like more than in the past I'm starting to repeat myself.  It's possible I've always repeated myself a lot and I just notice it more lately.  OR it's possible lately I've just been repeating myself more.  Either way IT'S HORRIBLE AND I'M SORRY.  On the other hand DEAL WITH IT JERKS THE JOKES ON YOU SOMEHOW.  Not sure how I escape from this situation without it effecting me negatively.  But I DO somehow IN SOME way of looking at it.  Gotta imagine we can look at me repeating myself over and over on the website as A POSITIVE.  I haven't cracked that code yet BUT IT"S A CODE THAT'S OUT THERE WAITING TO BE CRACKED.  Hmm.  Anyway.  YEAH I know this is an eleventh paragraph.  I'm writing it because while I was counting the number of paragraphs I just wrote 20 times to make EXTRA CERTAIN DOUBLE SURE that it was EXACTLY 10 paragraphs I came across like EIGHT, "bits," that I KNOW FOR SURE I've gone through before on the website.  So. Ya know.  What can ya do.  MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE, that's all I can think of in terms of what I can do!  See ya in a little bit.

wait no i didn't

    Hi friends.  Wrote 11 paragraphs in Act I.  Guess I'm still aiming for 5 paragraphs for Act II and Act III each.  Off the top of my head that's teh way to go!  Hmm.  Took walk II!  Continued NEW IN ALTERNATIVE playlist.  I haven't heard a bunch of these songs before.  The NEW part in the title of playlist is really living up to its name.  So is the, "IN."  Alternative sounds about right, too!  Can't completely rule out the possibility that these songs classify as Alternative Music!  So that's good.  Probably be done with shower right around when Mets Game starts.  THAT'LL BE GOOD.  Real entertaininglike, why not.  How many tater tots should I make to eat with Salami Sandwich.  Yesterday I had FIFTEEN with sandwich.  TAHT WAS GREAT.  Let's go with AROUND THAT again.  MAYBE EVEN SIXTEEN.  You could make a VERY strong argument for sixteen. IF YOU WERE PRESSED UPON TO DO SO.  I guess if you were pressed upon to do so and you were skilled in Speech & Debate you could make a VERY strong argument for anything.  IF THAT'S YOUR SKILL SET and whatknot.
    Four paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Gotta imagine TV Executives are unhappy about Major League Baseball Pitch Clock.  Baseball games are now 25 minutes shorter.  That's a lot less commercials people are watching!  UNLESS it means more people overall tune into the games now because they know it will be shorter.  I DOUBT it will make up for it!  MAYBE slightly more Overall Tune-inners.  But I doubt it makes up for 25 game-time-minute translated into commercial-break-minutes worth of commercial viewers.  I DON'T HAVE THE NUMBERS IN FRONT OF ME TOUGH.  For some reason NO ONE DECIDED TO INCLUDE ME in the e-mail chain with these numbers.  Hmm.  Also STADIUM MONEY is impacted.  Now they're selling less HOT DOGS and whatknot.  SHORTER GAMES mean less concessions stands.  Also LESS BATHROOM BREAKS.  EVERY TIME SOMEONE IN TEH AUDIENCE AT A BASEBALL GAME DOESN'T HAVE TO USE TE BATHROOM BECAUSE THE GAME IS SHORTER THE FRANCHISE IS LOSING MONEY.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Dad took a shower pretty recently.  FEELS LIKE I should have hot water by the time I wanna take a shower though.  Especially because my showers are only Oh I Don't Know between 150 and 180 seconds.  Perhaps less than 150 seconds.  I wouldn't say more than 180 seconds though.  So there's that.  Jeez.  Hows my soap.  On a scale from Full Bar Of Soap to Absolutely Nothing how full a bar of soap is it.  I'm gonna say maybe A Third Of A Bar Of Soap.  Maybe 25%.  Certainly on the lower end of what a bar of soap could be BUT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT YET.  Certainly got a lot of soaping left in it.  WEEKS AND WEEKS.  MONTHS even.  I wouldn't say MONTHS AND MONTHS but I WOULD say A Single, "Months," that sounds accurate.  Hmm.  Did I go to Citifield during Pandemic to help one of my parents get Vaccine.  I KNOW one or both of my parents got a Vaccine or Two at Citifield.  Can't remember if I had to accompany them or not.  GO FIGURE.  Don't see why I WOULD have.  But I have a vague memory of being in the citifield parking lot.  MAY be remembering the time I went to a Met game.  And was in the citifield parking lot.  THAT MAKES A TON OF SENSE.
   Penultimate paragraph of daytime day.  Hmm.  Gotta imagine I'm gonna be due for a booster shot soon.  The sooner the better.  I wanna be boosted to the maximum amount allowable by the law.  AND THEN SOME.  Well not the And Then Some. Not sure I wanna break the law and risk going to prison and/or paying a fine.  WE'VE ESTABLISHED YESTERDAY I may not have 74 cents to Rent The Whale.  If I don't have 74 cents I CERTAINLY don't have the cash to pay a fine for Getting Too Boosted.  Unless the fine is less than 74 cents.  Then WE'RE POSSIBLY TALKING MY LANGAUGE.  Ugh.  What else is going on and crap.  Do I have to take off my shirt when my hair is being cut.  Cause I'd be standing in front of full body mirror.  Have to see my gut for a long time.  Not sure.  I think I COULD wear a shirt but it'd be more responsible to NOT wear a shirt.  OH NO WHAT A PERDICAMENT.  The important thing is I only have to write one more paragraph.
   Yeah!  Anyway. Today gonna be a pretty good day.  I have no reason to NOT enjoy the rest of the Regular Part Of The Day.  Right?  Just do the regular stuff.  What's wrong with that.  Bonus walk in middle part of day.  YEAH but I got BONUS TIME in middle part of day!  No waiting around for Communal Dinner Delivery.  SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT.  Gonna have to stand still at night while Dad is all up in my grill cutting my hair for Oh I Don't Know 10-20 minutes.  Then Shave myself for Oh I Don't Know 5-10 minutes.  YEAH but that's not Regular Part Of The Day.  That's LATE PART OF THE DAY.  I SPECIFICALLY SAID I WILL ENJOY ThE REGULAR PART OF THE DAY.  PAY BETTER ATTENTION.  Anyway.  Hmm.  Nice chunk of potato with dinner tonight.  THAT'S PRETTY COOL.  Ugh.  That's it for now.  I'll see ya later!

Forget It Right

    Hi friends.  Successfully withstood my dad cutting my hair.  Nice solid experience.  I enjoy having a reasonable haircut!  Also I Shoved myself and that's pretty reasonable now, too!  Had delicious salami sandwich with tater tots for lunch and delicious Scene-Food dinner for dinner.  Watched delightful Saturday Knight Life for Early Afternoon and more IT later on.  Watched DMX: THE LAIZEE FAIRE DOCUMENTRY on HBO.  Not so much a focused documentary.  Just some raw footage from a tour.  HEY WHO AM I TO COMPLAIN.  NOW I'VE SEEN SOME RAW FOOTAGE OF DMX ON TOUR IN OH I DON'T KNOW 2019. I HADN'T SEEN TAHT BEFORE BUT NOW I HAVE.  Also he's dead now.  SORRY.  I knew DMX songs when I was a kid.  PROBABLY AS MUCH AS FOUR TO SIX.  DEFINITELY ENJOYED AT LEAST AS MUCH AS THREE OR FOUR.  So go figure on that one.  Also I TOOK A REAL LAZY FAIR ATTITUDE TOWARDS SPELLING LAY ZAY FARE correctly.  More or less!  ALSO IN TERMS OF USING IT CORRECTLY.  I feel comfortable with my decisions.
    Four paragrtaphs to go.  What to watch after this entry.  Probably SOME stuff even though it's getting late into the night.  Not ready to turn it in just yet.  IF ANYTHING the haircut has invigorated me.  IN BIBLE STORIES and perhaps non-Bible related fables hair is connected vigor but the opposite has become true for me!  WITHOUT HAIR I AM NOW SUDDENLY All Pepped Up.  Go figure on that one and whatknot.  Wore shirt during haircut.  PRO-- didn't have to look at gut in mirror.  CON-- shirt is all haired up.  PRO-- get off my back about it.  CON-- some sort of pun with MY BACK, shirts, and hair.  What else is going on an crap.  HMM I noticed one of the streamers added Action-Comedy BULLETPROOF recently.  I just thought of it because I was thinking about the terms Pros and Cons and puns that could be used and it made me think of BULLET PROOF.  Feels like if there wasn't already a movie called PROS AND CONS in the earlier 1990's they could have called BULLETPROOF Pro's and Con's too.  IN FACT they could have called it Pro's And Cons II TOO even though it's unrelated JUST FOR MERCHANDISING RIGHTS.  I MAY not know what words and/or concepts mean.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  I stopped watching IT right around when I think PART I of the Mini Series ended and/or Part II would have begunated.  MAYBE I GO FOR WATCHING THAT WHEN TIS ENDS.  Seems as reasonable as anything else.  IN FACT it seems more reasonable than about 99.9975% things that the universe can throw at me.  Universe can offer ya some really really dumb options if there's no filter on universe.  That's how I feel.  What kinda lunch I got coming my way tomorrow. WELP I got turkey sandwich, bagel with eggs that have been scrambed, and kids chicken parm left for the rest of the week.  We're talkin SUNDAY LUNCH THRU THURSDAY LUNCH.  SURE SOUNDS LIKE I GOT A WINDOW WIDE OPEN TO GET A TWO PART CHINA FOOD DELIVERY LUNCH.  Probably gonna go with bagel with egg tomomorow though.  Because it's delicious!  HMM.  Might have more Old Muffin for breakfast.  IF I don't have them they will disappear.  By which I mean no one will eat them so they will go to waste.  Odd way to say it.  Seems like poor word choice and/or logic.  Oh well not much I can do about it now.
   Two paragraphs to go.  Wow.  Twenty one paragraphs today.  That's way more than the usual amount of paragraphs.  SOLIDLY ONE.  So that's good.  I don't mean to brag but I realized I've been shaving myself with the HEAD HAIRcutting Setting so now today I actually shaved myself with the Facial Hair Shaving Razor Setting for the Razor.  NO BIG DEAL.  Anyway what else is up.  Better not dream up any power outages tonight.  Unless it's a PRODUCTIVE.  Not sure about that.  Huh.  DMX doesn't seem to have it all together AT LEAST AS OF 2019.  CAN'T SAY FOR SURE how much together he put it in 2020.  AND THEN IN THE PORTION OF 2021 HE WAS ALIVE.  The point is HE'S DOING HIS BEST I'M SURE.  Not sure what the name DMX means.  They never explain it in the beginning of the film.  NOW THAT I TINK ABOUT IT THEY NEVER EXPLAIN IT IN THE MIDDLE OR THE END EITHER.  Better LTURQ.  Oh.  His full Stage Name was Dark Man X.  Happy he shortened it to DMX.  Not sure I'd feel comfortable referring to a person of color as Dark Man X!  I'd probably just have to avoid referring to him my entire life.  And THAT'S A LIFE I WOULDN'T FIND WORTH LIVING.  This entry would be SEVERAL SENTENCES SHORTER for one THAT WOULD SUCK.
   Okay.  Last paragraph.  Hmm.  Bulletproof is a good movie because it's an Action COMEDY.  It's got action AND comedy.  Doesn't ALL movie have action.  That's what movie is.  Action and dialogue.  There's dialogue and then between people talking there's people moving.  THAT'S CALLED THE ACTION.  There ya go!  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Dialogue is action.  Talking is verb.  SHUT UP YOU TINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?  WHATEVER.  I dunno.  Bathroom sink still pooled up.  Bathroom bathtub still NOT pooled up.  That's the update on that crap.  Gonna eat some sort of crap when this is over.  POSSIBLY saltines.  BUT HOW MANY saltines.  I DUNNO HOW ABOUT SEVEN.  Seven is good but WHY NOT EIGHT.  I don't have a good answer for that.  Just feels like eight might be a bit too indulgant!  Hmm.  Wonder when I'm gonna go to sleep tonight.  Possibly not until tomorrow morning.  If you go to bed after 12:00 AM it's actually tomorrow morning.  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.  I HOPE.  Welp that's it.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-9:52 P.M.   
     

Saturday, April1, 2023

Gonna Do The Same Thing Once More

    Hi friends!  Started new month.  We're talkin saved last month as March 31.  We're talkin' deleted last month and started New Month Anew as /index.html.  Don't mean to brag but I know the very very bare miniumum of Website Upkeep as long as Microsoft FrontPage does the heavy lifting.  Hmm.  Back in the day I had ANGELFIRE.  I knew a little bit of HTML.  No fooling!  I REALLY DID.  Stuff in <'s and >'s.  What do you call them symbols.  Guess we'll never know.  Unlss I look it up.  WHICH I WON'T.  Anyway had a real crappy Fantasy Baseball Day yesterday but guess what my Weekly Opponent HAD WORSE.  Anyway.  That's how League Works.  Ya have weekly opponents.  Every week ya have a new opponent and each week ya tally up who had a better week in each of TEN KEY stats.  TWO DAYS into this week I'm wining SIX TO TWO.  Two out of the ten stats neither of us have accumulated.  TWO DAYS and neither of us have hit a single home run or recorded a single save.  I WILL OF COURSE KEEP YOU UPDATED ON THIS SITUATION AS IT PROGRESSES.  Mets lost yesterday but they have anothe chance to win their baseball game TODAY.
    Sure.  What did I watch on the television set yesterday.  Hmm.  Had to put SOMETHING on while I listened to music.  That's a tough one.  ANYWAY.  Might start New Routine Diner tonight.  Which is an OLD routine diner.  Smaller diner.  Less of a selection.  But CHEAPER.  Lemme LURQ their POSSIBLY OUT OF DATE menu.  Wanna get some Red Meat and/or Seen Food tonight.  Real good Multi Part'r dinner.  Probably have very limited option there.  Three kinds of Regular Generic Steaks.  Nice possible Broile Seafood Combination.  INTERESTING very interesting.  Gonna have to look into that further.  What would looking into it further entail.  Gonna have to look into THAT further.  The important thing is I woke up late today.  Gonna end up with SIX walks.  That's not so bad.  Six walks is SOLID overall.  Also NO CRUNCH TIME.  Got plenty of bonus time if I want it to write this act.  HEY COFFEM TIME.
   Hmm.  I think I saw I could RENT THE WHALE for less than a dollar somewhere.  Think I might like to do that.  I LIKE DRAMA FILM.  Wanna be on the up and up with Dramatic Films.  Then again if they're offering it for less than a dollar that tells me it's, "Dropping," for free elsewhere IMMINENTLY.  Then again WHO KNOWS FOR SURESIES.  Hmm.  Had a large amount of Nightmight last night.  Not INSANE amount.  But a large amount!  Had black and white cookie for breakfast!  Not insane cookie!  Black and white cookie!  Gonna probably have poultry sandwich for lunch.  Turkey or sliced, "Hot," chicken breast.  Leaving me THREE necessary super marker lunches over the next five days.  PLUS a likely bagel with scrambled egg.  SO THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.  When is Mets game.  My best guess is 4:10 PM.  My second best guess is 4:40 PM.  Third best guess is 4:20 PM.  The rest of my guesses is other times sometime at 4:Something PM and I KNOW THAT'S IT I'M DONE GUESSING unless it ends up at some time That They're Not Currently Planning On.  It's 4:10 PM
    YEAH.  Hmm.  Menu seems to say they have a CATCH OF THE DAY.  Under Seafood Section.  I don't know what that means.  There's NO WAY this INLAND small diner has fisherman employed somewhere doing Catchings Of The Days.  Either way I AM VERY INTERESTED in seeing what that's all about.  Anyway.  I guess ALL diners are inland.  Well, over 99% at least.  Possible there's SOME floating diners.  Hmm.  Probably would be better served with options other than Multi Part'r meals BUT multi part'r meal are what I'm IN THE MOO'D for tonight so WHO KNOWS what to do in the end.  THE IMPORTANT THING IS TIS IS TEH FOURTH PARAGRAPH.  What to watch on the television set coming up in a little bit.  Hmm.  Life will find a way.  Okay.  Last week or two getting more comfortable not feeling responsible to take 8 walks a day.  Feeling okay with seven or even six.  WHICH MAKES SENSE.  Because it ISN'T that big a deal.  So that's good I guess.  Hmm.
    Fifth paragraph.  Is this entry any good so far.  We've caught some more up to date on Diner Talk.  So that's good.  Not necessarily FUNNY or entertaining but FACTWISE we've learnt some more.  So that's important.  We've REALIZED I don't know what to watch on the television set a little bit later but it could be something good.  I heard they really killed Jack Palance in City Slikcers for realism's sake so they had to bring him back from the dead for City Slickers II.  I didn't really hear that.  I READ IT.  Maybe I sort of HEARD IT in my head in SOME sense but I didn't eactly HEAR IT AUDITORY persay.  What else is going on and crap.  Wonder how you spell Palance.  Feels like I've been getting his name wrong the last few days.  Probably getting one of his syllables slightly off.  NOPE.  Jack Palance.  That's him!  I was right it turns out.  Cops and Robbersans.  How about that.  What else do I know him from.  IN MY LATER YEARS once I became more familiar with ADULT CINEMA of course I know him from BATMAN.  That's about it.
   Halfway through the act!  Good stuff.  Anyway.  I watched that The Simpsons Clip Show episode and ya know what?  ALMOST ALL material that wasn't actually in other episodes.  THEY UNDERSOLD the episode.  I THINK.  That's how I feel.  I'm gonna write an UN-ANGRY letter to someone about it.  ABOUT 27 years AFTER ANYONE WOULD CARE.  Possibly about ~years after anyone would care.  I SAY Possibly no one would ever care regardless of ANY year.  Not sure the, "~," symbol is relevant at all there.  I feel like that SOME sort of symbol would be relevant and make sense in that context.  WHY NOT GIVE, "~," A TRY.  Could do worse.  HMM.  Saturday.  New Saturday Knight Live tonight!  Which for me means new Saturday Knight Live tomorrow Early After Noon!  I like that show.  Anyway.  Cleaned up my room a bit last night.  Not MUCH.  Just threw out accumulated garbage that had piled up on surfaces.  WRAPPERS and whatknot.  GUM WRAPPERS.  That sort of thing.  IT TOOK SEVEN HOURS.
    Seventh paragraph.  One of the steaks they specify as 16 oz.  I THINK I would aim to splkit that into  three dinner?  THEN AGAIN LEMME LTURQ how many calorie is in OZ of steak.  I'm gonna guess SOMEWHERE BETWEEN FIFTY AND NINETY.  Then again I don't feel like guessing.  What if I'm wrong?  I can't handle that kind of rejection!  Either way I think it said T-BONE steak for this steak.  So that helps narrow it down.  Let's see.  WAIT NO 16 oz is SIRLOIN.  FIRST HIT says 3 oz is 207 calories.  SOUNDS LIKE 1 oz is 70 calories then.  Let's see what SECOND HIT says.  Second hit says 37.5 calories.  TIRD HIT says 53 calories.  FOURTH HIT says 68.8.  WOW THE INTERNET SURE IS USEFUL.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  My guess is 70 calories is probably about right.  Maybe more like 75, 80.  WOW THE INTERNET SURE IS USEFUL.  Didn't listen to playlist or album on Walk I.  Just sorta went from SONG TO SONG.  Self-curated.  GONNA listen to playlist on walk II I think.  Not sure which one.  Not sure which one at all!  Wait I think I know which one.  Pick back up on New In Alternative.  Think I'm halfway through that one.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Good deal.  I don't want steak it turns out.  TOO COMPLICATED.  Best just to avoid that mess altogether.  Go with something simple.  Maybe slightly indulgant but SIMPLE.  MEATLOAF SANDWICH COMES TO MIND.  Also what else is up.  Take a walk after this.  Write 5 paragraphs.  Take a shower.  Hang around a bit.  Take a walk.  Hang around a bit.  EAT LUNCH. ...I lost track of what time it is at that moment.  Around the time to take another walk and then watch mets game?  WHO KNOWS. Lots of taking walks and hanging around a bits though.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Got lots of good Sandwichsides though.  HMM.  Not sure where the THOUGH comes from.  Either way I LIKE IT.  "WOW THE DATE HAS ALL TEH FIRST FOUR DIGITS JUST NOT IN EXACT SEQUENTIAL ORDER" --someone whose desperate for something to talk about.  I feel like there's been an increase in poeple who talk about The Date Number As If It's Interesting.  I GREW UP with this stuff.  CONSTANT topic of discussion with my Dad always.  But it feels like more and more I hear it from other people though.  Which is VERY notable because Who the hell else am I talking to?  I dunno!  BUT I FEEL like I hear it elsewhere SOMEHOW SOMEWHERE.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Maybe it's ME whose talking about it.  At YOU.  And I'm confusing ME with SOMEONE ELSE.  That's as likely a scenario as I'm ever gonna come up with.  Seems pretty reasonable all things considered.  Anyway what else is going on.  50/50 chance I told you but I was VERY happy with how quickly water went down the bathtub drain yesterday.  COMPLETELY DRAINED within hours.  GREAT STUFF.  Just goes to show you.  ...Show you what.  That the bathtub was COMPLETELY DRAINED WITHIN HOURS.  Oh that sounds accurate.  Hmm.  How has Shower Water Heat been.  DECENT.  Not 100% The Hottest Heat I've ever Had Showered On Me but not something to complain about either.  Then again there's also a band called Hot Hot Heat who had an album I'd listen to when I was in the second half of High School.  There was a BASEBALL computer game I played and that ther band had one or two songs on THE SOUND TRACK to the baseball video game.  THAT'S WHERE THEY CAME FROM.  Oh okay that makes sense.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  Saturday Day.  Figure I have enough garbage now in Personal Room Garbage Bag to tie it up and START ANEW.  Threw out a good amount of wrappers and whatknot.  Also the little cardboard and/or plastic containers the gum comes in TAKES UP BONUS SPACE beyond the paper wrappers that gum comes in.  SO BASICALLY I threw out some solid Three Dimensions last night.  Good deal.  Gonna contribute a lot of trash to the world.  We all gotta do our part.  The person who contributes the most waste wins.  Not sure that's accurate.  SOUNDS vaguely accurate.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  Any chance I fit in seven walks today.  NO WAY.  Get out of here with that bullshit.  Okay.  Any chance I watch The Whale today.  BEFORE that sentence I'd say it was 10% chance.  AFTER the last 2 sentence I'd say it's a 20% chance.  WOW that sounds pretty good.  I'll spent 74 cents to watch it SURE.  Right?  WHO WOULDN'T.  I dunno if I technically HAVE 74 cents.  Of course I do.  Huh.  I'll be back in a little bit!

that'll pay off big time

    Hi friends.  Time to write some five more paragraphs.  Gonna be pretty good I guess to get it out of the way!  Move on with the rest of my day and whatknot.  Turkey sandwich or sliced chicken breast sandwich for lunch in 2 hours.  THAT RIGHT NOW is weighing heavily on me.  LEANING towards chicken sandwich even though I had that most recently I believe on THURSD-DAY.  Hmm.  What kinda sandwichside are we talking.  First thought is Cheez its but NEVER GO WITH YOUR FIRST THOUGHT.  What's the second thought then.  NO GOOD SECOND THOUGHT COMING TO MIND.  Hmm.  That's not good.  I got loads of snacks.  Must be SOME SORT OF SNACK that I'd be enthusiastic about eating along with delicious sandwich.  WHAT THE HELL is it.  Saltine crackers.  Doesn't SOUND right but whats important is that it TASTES right.  Oh okay maybe we go with that.  Gonna have to think long and hard about that.  Well.  Think about it anyway.  Not necessarily Long and/or Hard.
   Four paragraphs to go!  Sure.  Looking into what kinda bread choices I have for possible Meatloaf sandwich tonight.  HERO bread might be in the lead for now.  Not sure what it looks like or tastes like from this diner but CAN'T GO WRONG THERE right?  Of course you can.  You can go wrong ANYWHERE if you play your cards right.  But it still is solidly in the lead I feel for now.  OH I KNOW what I was watching while listening to music last night.  MY SIX HUNDRED POUND LIVES.  Most of them fail.  Almost all of them fail.  Not happy about it.  Also even if they LOSE all the weight they fail because THEY'RE NOT GORGING THEMSELVES so is it really a life worth living anyway.  TAILS YA WIN HEADS YA LOSE.  ...Lemme crunch those numbers.  Gimme a second on that.  Sounds about right.  Sounds FAIR too.  What else is going on and crap.  I dunno and crap.  What The Simpsons am I up to now.  I bet it's one that has several solid Guffaws in it.  PRODUCES guffaws in the audience.  Not necessary has characters guffawing in the plot.  WOW it's the one with George Bush.  THAT'S GOT TO HAVE DOUBLE DIGIT GUFFAWS.  Off the top of my head that's where we're introduced to Disco Stu.  ALSO off the top of my head that's the one where we're introduced to George Bush.
    Three paragraphs to go. Hmm.  HEY I just bought delicious Frozen Tater Tots.  There must be a way I can conveniently Ovenize them to have with Lunch Sandwich.  Must be a way I can convieniently ovenize them with Dinner sandwich.  Would that be a redundancy?  Sure!  But I should AT LEAST have them ONCE today.  And possibly Why Not Twice.  Hmm.  What else is up and crap.  I guess have them with Lunch Sandwich because who knows what will happen for dinner.  World can end before dinner even happens!  Then I'd feel like an idiot for passing up on having tater tots with lunch because then I'd have NONE of them at all today.  Hmm what else is going on and crap.  Maybe keep EXTRA tabs on how quick water is going down the drain in bathtub today.  CHECK EVERY 15 to 20 minutes.  Wanna see EXACTLY how long this is taking.  I CAN'T DO THAT walks take 25-30 minutes.  What if I check every 30 minutes.  THAT SOUNDS DO-ABLE.
   Penultimate paragraph of the DayTime Day!  Alright.  Put in tater tots in oven in about an hour right before next walk.  Then eat them about 50-60 minutes after that for lunch!  MAKES SENSE.  As long as I NOTIFY FATHER about using oven while I'm on walk and he's ON BOARD.  Don't see why he wouldn't be.  Hmm.  I'm imagining B/B+ meatloaf but maybe I'm getting ahead of myself.  Then again, even C+/B- meatloaf is IN ESSENCE B/B+ meatloaf.  Not sure what that means.  It makes sense to me but I'm not sure what it means TO OTHER PEOPLE.  What else is going on and crap.  I will figure out one way or another what to put on the Television Set PRETTY SOON.  I'll let ya know PRETTY SOON BUT NOT AS SOON what it ended up being!  What else is up and crap.  Hey there's my mandolin.  Just saw it in the corner of my room.  Kinda of in my peripheral vision the entire time for the last 6 years.  First time it occured to me to notice it in several years.  Go figure.
   Mandolin.  GO FIGURE.  Well this is the last paragraph for now I guess.  OH HEY I get to turn the page on Real Life Physical Calendar.  Not gonna do it right now.  Feel like finishing this paragraph first.  BUT I'LL DO IT SOON don't worry!  Hmm.  Is it POSSIBLE I take bonus walk AT NIGHT today to get me to seven?  KIND OF POSSIBLE.  The way things are shaking out with Having Slightly Late Supper and whatknot.  HMM.  Anything good happen this Act.  Lemme do some quick Periphral Vision Reading of the lat few paragraphs.  Tails ya win heads ya lose.  YEP THAT'S STILL AN ACCURACY.  Fair Accuracy.  All above board.  Welp that's about it for the act I think.  Might have said one or two other things but nothing is jumping out at me right now.  I guess I'll be back tonight!  See ya later!

So Well How About It

    Hi friends.  Not happy about that Italics/Non-Italics combination.  Oh well what can you do.  Had delicious sliced chicken breast sandwich with tater tots for lunch and Half a mediocre seafood combination dinner for dinner.  DELICIOUS.  Ended up taking Solid Seven walks today!  Was rain storming for Last Seventh walk.  Half a dozen LIGHTENINGS.  Kinda felt like I wanted to be struck by lightening.  Sure it might kill me BUT PEOPLE WOULD REMEMBER ME TEN.  Didn't occur to me UNTIL JUST TEN that I wanted people to remember me.  IN GENERAL I kinda don't care.  Now that I'm PAST THAT I've returned once again to Not Caring If People Remember Me.  IN GENERAL I DON'T.  But people remembering me SPECIFICALLY by getting struck by lightening IN SPECIFICS-- that would be nice.  However that didn't happen.  Not tonight at least.  STILL GOT SEVERAL YEARS LEFT to live out that dream though I guess.  Opportunity is still out there!
    Four paragraphs to go.  Watched some of the met game.  Watched Trouble With The Curve.  Nice almost adequate movie.  I'd say it's an adequate movie if only it made sense.  Oh there's this hotshot prospect that's lightening up the high school circuit but nobody ever thinks to wonder HEY I WONDER IF HE CAN HIT CURVEBALLS.  NEVER OCCURS TO ANYBODY EVER.  Makes no sense.  Also KINDA DON'T LIKE THE SPOILER in the title.  I've seen the film before so I KNEW FOR SURE he'd have trouble with the curve.  Can't say For Certrainties Sake how I felt the first time I saw it though.  Also didn't like the movie Draft Day for the same reason.  YEAH IT TURNT OUT the film took place on Draft Day BUT WHY DID I HAVE TO KNOW THAT GOING INTO THE FILM. I DIDN'T AND SHOULDN'T HAVE, that's who.  What else is up and crap.  Real mediocre seafood combo.  Small-medium amount of filet of sole.  Small amount of non-fried calamari which I can only guess is broiled.  Two pieces of small-medium shrimp.  Also the starch and vegetable and soup.  Was able to stretch it into two meals.  GO FIGURE.
    May have delicious Quest(ion) Bar tonight when entry is over.  Been a while since I had Quest Bar.  Maybe I have a Birthday Bar in Storage.  Hmm.  Started watching IT.  The Mini series version.  BOTH versions are now available to me Once Again though.  Probabl ywatch BOTH versions Once Again.  RIGHT NOW IT'S MINIATURE SERIES though first.  So that's good.  I LIKE IT.  This has replaced my childhood now.  WHO NEEDS MEMORIES OF MY REAL CHILDHOOD when I can look back fondly on memories of THESE KIDS CHILDHOOD.  More fresh in my memory so its more convenient.  Also THESE KIDS ARE GREAT.  My childhood friends were PRETTY good but These kids SLIGHTLY BETTER I feel.  I feel pretty happy about IT Replacing My Real Pre-Teen years.  GO FIGURE.  Mostly working around the Killer Super Natural Clown stuff though.  Just DON'T focus on that stuff.  EASY.  Remember THE GOOD TIMES.  NOT AS HARD AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  What kinda lunch we talking about for tomorrow.  Guess we can count out Turkey Sandwich.  That'd be a clunker and we just had poultry sandwich today.  So we're talkin kids chicken parm, salami sandwich, or bagel with scrambled egg.  WELL OBVIOUSLY BAGEL WITH SCRAMBLED EGG sounds like it's knowing the Excitement Out Of The Excitement Park.  Something along those liens at least.  Hmm.  If I remember these IT kids as my friends, does that mean I AM ONE OF THEM to be their friends?  Not really.  I don't think so.  I'm not sure actually.  I AM A COMBINATION OF ALL OF THEM.  AND OR A DETRIMENT OF ALL OF TEM.  You can either say I am an amalgamation of at least one of their traits from all of them OR you can say IF YOU TOOK SOMETING NEGATIVE AWAY from all of them That Forms Me.  That may make No Sense.  GOOD THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING FOR ACTUALLY.  Hopefully that's what's being achieved!  Anyway.  What did John Ritter die of in real life and don't say IT.  Better not have been suicide.  Because if it was I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.  Sounds like some sort of heart attack.  Upon further introspection Not Exactly Happy about that either But What Can Ya Do.
    Last paragraph of the day!  I don't need to specify, "What did John Ritter die of, 'In Real Life," AS JOHN RITTER NEVER DIES IN FICTION.  Well I'm sure he dies in fiction here and there but NOT IN IT.  By which I mean The Thing Called IT.  Pretty sure he dies in Problem Child.  IN FACT I'M POSITIVE HE DIES IN PROBLEM CHILD.  Anyway what else is going on.  Wonder if I'll go to sleep SOON or A LITTLE BIT LATER than soon.  COULD SEE IT GOING EITHER WAY to be honest.  Hmm.  Mets won their baseballing game today.  HOW will my Fantasy Baseball team do.  DOING PRETTY GOOD.  I'm happy with their performance today.  PIZZA PARTY AFTER ALL THE GAMES ARE FINISHED TONIGHT!  That doesn't seem right.  By the time some games are finished tonight players from OTHER games should be starting to get to sleep to prepare for their early games tomorrow.  WE ARE OPERATING IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES AND SOME GAMES ARE EARLY GAMES AND SOME LATER GAMES EVEN WITHOUT DIFFERENT TIME ZONES.  WE CAN'T COORDINATE FANTASY PIZZA PARTIES AT ALL.  Well that's it for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-9:10 P.M. 

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