Friday, December 31, 2021 

This Is What I've Been Doing All Year

    Hey!  Friday Entry which means Act I could be interrupted by Super Market delivery!  Great!  I don't have a problem with that.  It's a net positive that We Get Our Delivery What Which We Ordered.  Checked my weight on home scale again this morning.  1.5 pounds less than yesterday!  This is turning into Thinner and I LOVE IT.  For now.  Gotta imagine once it starts to kill me I'll stop liking it.  We'll cross that bridge when we get there!  Anyway.  Figured out the obvious reaction to going towards maintenance diet -- one less walk.  Six walks instead of seven!  Makes a HUGE difference.  Really is the game-changer that turns my day from Walking All The Time And Often Home into Often Walking and Being Home Often.  EVENS IT OUT A BIT.  If that means I can eat a little bit more than before but a little bit less than I thought yesterday, FINE.  The One Less Walk is healthier and great!
    Gonna have breakfast while writing Act I.  A chocolate chip pancake!  That sucker goes in the oven, but I couldn't eat it before Walk #1.  Woulda been too early!  Had to take walk early because I wanna make triple sure I'm here when Super Market Delivery comes.  Okay I think we're all caught up on Diary.  NO WE'RE NOT.  I still have to tell you WHAT MEALS I had yesterday.  And the day before.  FINALLY FOOD JOURNAL IS COMING TO THE RESCUE.  Hmm.  I remember from skipping ahead yesterday that today is National Champaigne Day.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP I WAS RIGHT.  Think I'm gonna finish alcohol I have left over tonight.  If I'm up for New Years Change-over.  Which is past my bed time.  But I could stay up for.  But DO WHAT.  I'm not watching a ball drop on TV I GOT THINGS TO DO.  Either way pour that sucker around 11:30.  Got somewhere between .25-2 drinskworth left.  YES I'M BAD AT ESTIMATING SO WHAT.  Lemme scroll All The Way Up and skip BEHIND to see what National Food Of Tomorrow is. ... 12 of them.  TWELVE.  I guess they all wanted to be first.  And now NONE OF THEM are first.
    YES Large Chocolate Chip Pancake is a bigger breakfast than I've been having.  LET'S GO CRAZY I'M IN THINNER.  I thought of one possible explanation for losing more weight than anticipated.  Constantly overestimating how many calories I'm consuming.  For EXAMPLE when I get meals from Super Market they always say it's like 370 calories and I'm always like NO WAY I'm putting this down as 575 calories.  And I'm PROBABLY right.  Because LOOK AT IT THIS ISN'T 370 CALORIES.  And I might do the same when I'm estimating food from restaurants.  It's POSSIBLE I'm consistently overestimating but I feel like I'm actually GREAT at this and not underestimating like most dumb people might.  Hey great how about that.  For example.  Internet'll tell you this pancake is 275-300 calories.  THAT'S A LIE.  There's NO WAY.  All these chocolate chips.  Significant size of pancake.  I DON'T BUY IT AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU.
     What else is going on.  The point is I OVEN pancake long enough that it's halfway to a cookie.  Not ALLWAY.  Not even MOSTWAY.  Halfway!  Get off my back about it.  The point is theoretically I'm 115 pounds.  I DON'T BUY IT AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU.  Hmm.  What are these people and scales IDIOTS?  I take my shirt off and my gut still protrudes!  EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IS WRONG EXCEPT FOR ME.  Hmm.  ALSO maybe I'm burning more calories doing push-ups and sit-ups than I've been estimating.  Cause I do a lot of those!  So if they burn more calories than I estimate that could make a big difference.  YEAH.  Man oh man only six walks.  It makes the middle of my day AMAZING.  All that HOMETIME.  Gonna be a blast and a half.  Also I don't know how many calories to consume/burn for maintenance diet.  Even if I was calculating everything 100% I dunno exactly what will MAINTAIN ME overall.  Gotta see how it goes over weeks or possibly even months.
    YEAH.  SEE HOW THINGS GO.  NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!  Hmm.  Might be some significant downtime between 10 paragraph Act I and waiting for Super Market delivery.  Could write a longer Act I.  Could take a short break and start an Act II before Walk II.  Should do SOMETHIN' with downtime.  Otherwise downtime will eat into my later schedule!  Anyway.  12 National Foods for January 1st.  WAIT A SECOND.  That was for January 1st 2021.  Maybe the National Foods for January 1st 2022 are different.  They could have adjusted the schedule slightly!  ALSO maybe this pancake is 350 calories.  Let's strike a compromise with internet.  NO WAY.  375 IS THE COMPROMISE.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Anyway.  Eating pancake at computer.  Reminds me that I'm not 100% happy with where I eat my meals.  Put them on nightstand and sit at it on chair.  Facing West.  And look at TV Facing South.  JUST DON'T LIKE IT.  DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.  Maybe because it's right next to my bed.  Reminds me of sleeping!  You can't mix eating with sleeping.  That's THE WORST thing you can do.
     Sure.  Get one of those plastic surface things that I can bring up to me so I sit on bed facing TV and put meal on plastic surface thing.  That sounds like something to do.  That's mixing in Sleeping MORE now I'm actually SITTING ON BED.  Okay calm down we're just spitballing here.  No idea is a bad idea in spitballing phase!  Hmm.  WHO CARES if somewhat later Super market delivery eats into my day a bit.  I'm only taking six walks today!  I got room to breathe with schedule.  WOW.  What an amazing life I have.  Room to breathe with arbitrary pointless regimen schedule.  The point is it worked out pretty perfectly that I had endocrine appointment with weight check and analysis on December 30th.  DIET CHANGEOVER RIGHT WITH NEW YEAR.  PERFECT.  Also I feel like I have to snack less if I walk less.  If I take a walk I logically need to replenish my energy and have a snack.  One less walk means one less necessary snack so in the end who gives a fig.
    Hmm.  I've mentioned this before here because it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, but internet'll tell ya that it doesn't matter what kind of pancake you're eating, calories are the same.  WHAT THE HELL.  HOW AND WHY ARE YOU LYING SO BLATANTLY.  I'm supposed to believe a bunch of chocolate chips are just the same as if it was Pancake There instead of Chocolate Chips?  WHY must YOU COMPULSIVELY LIE INTERNET WHY.  Also what else is going on.  Finished my pancake!  Delicious!  I started planning to have it because I thought I was gonna have slightly larger breakfasts along with slightly more snacks.  Now I cancelled the slightly larger breakfasts in lieu of having one less walk.  While keeping the slightly larger snacks.  SO WHAT I'LL MAKE UP FOR SLIGHTLY LARGER BREAKFAST SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR TODAY.  That's life.  What else is Life.  EVERYTHING.  What about Death.  THAT'S EVEN MORE LIFE THAN LIFE.
     Pour my coffee after this paragraph.  That's how I roll!  I guess I'll find out tonight after midnight whether I needed to get a new phone by New Years or by the end of March.  Either it continues working or not!  I hope NOT.  I think I'd enjoy a break.  What else is going on.  Soda and Snapple successfully lasted me the entire week!  Just almost done with them but barely making it is still making it!  Perhaps even The Best making it!  No wasted anything at all.  Anyway.  I wanna see what the Austria Picture and blurb is all about for December 2021 but it's at a strange angle and I can't see it unless I un-magnetize it and just hold it.  HOLD SOMETHING?  WHAT AM I SUPER MAN?  Lemme do that.  HMM BAROQUE ARCHITECTURE.  I'm a fan of the baroque period or ethos.  Whatever it means exactly.  I think In Music is comes before Classical.  There was something else, then baroque, then classical.  But to dumb people it's all just Classical.  I TOOK MUSIC APPRECIATION IN HIGH SCHOOL I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 
     Ninth paragraph.  Amazing!  What am I supposed to watch at New Years Eve.  Can't watch The Twilight Zone!  I already watched all of them.  Why should I watch them again.  I got the gist the first time!  Also I've seen half of them a half dozen times.  I got the half gist the first half dozen half times!  Anyway.  At this point do I trust the scales re: what my weight is?  Kinda went through yesterday Just Not Believing.  Hmm.  Gotta believe in something.  Might as well be what scales tell me.  Scales tell me you're some sort of reptile.  I don't know animalology that much but scales remind me of reptiles or reptile like animals.  Either that or Music.  Hmm.  Six walks means I only have to take ONE walk after dark.  Which is when I have to pee the most.  I dunno why.  After dark is when my pee glands really activate or something!  Cool!
     Sure.  Made enough coffee for three cups today.  Dunno why!  Just kinda felt like it!  Thought I may enjoy a cup in the afternoon.  WONDERFUL STORY.  Hey here's another story I think I'll check my weight again tomorrow and then once a week starting tomorrow.  WONDERFUL STORY.  Hey here's a wonderful story, I thought I was done with CircleWalks but now I'm thinking it might be The Thing To Do while waiting for Super Market Delivery.  I thought once and for all I was like yeah that's dumb and terrible I'll never do that again.  But now I'm just not sure!  Could be the PERFECT thing to do!  Funny how life works like that.  I don't think it's funny.  Well not ha-ha funny, no.  Funny as in STRANGE.  Anyway what else is funny as in strange.  I guess ME and or THIS.  Ideally.  I hope so!  That's the closest I can get to Funny so I hope that's the case!
    Ugh.  What else is up.   Am I getting anything exciting snackwise from Super Market.  Some nice chocolate chip cookies.  Most exciting thing I came across.  FASCINATING.  11th paragraph.  Wonder how long this act'll be.  Maybe 12!  FASCINATING.  What else is up.  Trying to think of a perfect time to drink tonight if I'm gonna do that.  Midnight is too late!  I wanna be buzzed BY midnight.  I think I was born around 11:35 PM on Some Other Day Of The Year.  But that time sounds about right to drink.  Let's go with that!  Also it's the Time Of Day Anniversary of my birth.  So that means something one would kind of imagine theoretically for fun.  HMM.  There is a scenario where I eat lunch with Act III of the entry.  WOW.  That could be exciting.  So far I like eating meals at computer a lot more than at night stand.  But I can't justify it regularly because why and what would I be doing at computer for a lunch or dinner.  I BEEN TO ESPN / MLB ALL DAY THERE'S NOTHING NEW AT ALL.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  It just occurred to me how shitty this entry has been.  Oh well you win some you lose some.  And most of then you neither win nor lose.  Not involved enough to have some sort of stakes invested at all.  Think I'm gonna do that circle walking thing.  40-45 minutes of circle walking instead of 25-30 minutes of regular walking.  It's GOOD because I can watch THE SIMPSONS while I'm doing it.  Everyone likes The Simpsons.  No one is quite sure why but we all agree that in theory it's a positive thing to be invested in.  Also YES ideally I'd be doing it for 2 full episodes.  More walking than I need but it's nice and even and symmetrical!  What else is going on.  I could sit at computer and browse while eating meals.  I think it'd be great.  I just need to come up with something good to browse!  That's the tough part.  Anyway I'll be back later.  Presumably with BETTER paragraphs!

Would You Look At The Time

    HI.  What's going on.  Lots of LIFE Updates!  Did circlewalking for an hour.  Waited another hour for delivery.  Then we got notice it was delivered.  It wasn't!  We figured it was delivered to wrong address and wouldn't want it.  They said it wasn't and it was coming to use!  We waited two hours.  They said it was delivered to wrong address!  I went for a walk.  They said they'd deliver the order on Sunday.  WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE.  Anyway that pushed back meals, walks, but in the end who cares.  Not me!  Have been going back and forth on whether to drink last .75 drinksworth of alcohol (I roughly measured it!  WITH A RULER!) with Entry or if I should stay up tonight and drink it near midnight.  Decided to stay up and drink near midnight!  Having a much later dinner to balance out later lunch helped seal the deal!  Also having to have one more walk past Dinner Delivery instead of before because I was busy waiting for Super Market delivery helped seal the deal.  Also it's just easier for society to SWALLOW me drinking near midnight.  Also my parents.  I wouldn't hide that from them.  Hey I had just a bit of alcohol left, decided to finish it once and for all to toast the new year.  They can buy that premise!
    Had coffee #2 waiting for Super Market.  Will have final coffee of the day... NOW.  I have no soda or snapple to mix with it.  A bit of Dr Pepper left but I'm hopefully saving it to mix with alcohol!  Unless my Mom finishes it by then!  WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE PART II: THE SECOND PARAGRAPH I INVOKE THAT SENTENCE.  Huh.  Gonna take a shower after this act and start oven at the same time.  Return with late lunch and act III!  WHAT A WOND... well you get the idea.  Also WHO CARES what society is willing to swallow re: alcohol.  I'm doing what I'M DECIDING to swallow.  The tiny bit of alcohol I have saved left over and whatnot.  Cool.  I gotta drink WATER with this coffee like an animal.  A lot of people drink coffee without pairing it with a cold drink.  Hmm interesting.  Why didn't I think of that.  GENIUS!  Either way let's go pour that.  HMM.  My mom just woke up and my Dad didn't keep her updated on it since halfway through this story.  I just updated her!  Should have told her to Hold That Thought for a couple of hours and then read this entry.
    Oh well already wasted my time.  What else is going on.  The good news is I still have enough groceries to last me another 48 hours.  The bad news is What A Colossal Waste Of Time.  The good news is I GET MORE SUPER MARKET GROCERIES ON SUNDAY!  ALRIGHT.  THAT'S SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD OTHERWISE!!!  Amazing.  I got coffee going on.  Possible I make more coffee tonight.  A cup for after dinner but before Alcohol/The New Year.  Let's see how it goes!  DAMNIT now I gotta stay up??  WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH.  That's life.  If I'm conscious I NEED TO KNOW WHAT I'M WATCHING OR LISTENING TO.  Not 100% sure what life is otherwise.  Interacting with my parents.  YEAH I DO ENOUGH OF THAT IN-BETWEEN WATCHING AND LISTENING TO THINGS.  So I got that going on is the point.  What else is going on is the point.  Still gonna get something to eat for dinner!  I got that to look forward to.  LIFE IS GOOD.  I CAN SURVIVE INDEFINITELY ON FOOD AND BEVERAGES.
     Sure.  What else is going on and crap.  Should I LIVE STREAM the new years?  No!  Of course not!  That makes no sense thematically, logistically, and also I don't CARE and society wouldn't be able to swallow it.  So there's that.  But I can still drink and livestream Thoughts In My Head To Myself.  Sounds like fun.  Consume my own thoughts.  That's just the out of the box idea that... uh... Society Wouldn't Be Able To Swallow!  That sort of thing.  Anyway how's my schedule going.  INTERRUPTED.  Well there's always tomorrow.  Also this schedule is STILL GREAT.  I can do it exactly roughly 5 out of 7 days, and pretty close to the main gist of it the other 2 days out of 7.  THE SCHEDULE WORKS let's not abandon the schedule just cause today was slightly different.  Maybe Ideal Life is reverse that.  Get the gist of it 5 out of 7 days and exact 2 out of 7 days.  LETS SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE.  We do it exactly half the time and do the main gist of it half the time.  YEAH but the MAIN GIST OF IT might more or less be EXACTLY.  No reason NOT TO.
     Wonderful.  It Is.  What A Life.  Anyway.  CHEWING GUM right now.  I'm so bothered by this Super Market waste of time and energy they got me CHEWING GUM.  What would Schedule say.  Would say NO.  Only gum during walks.  And only one piece at a time.  The point is what else is going on.  Look sure I wish I had a life to interrupt schedule every other day.  It's just not the case for this upcoming period of 3 months probably!  Anyway.  Guess I'll take my shower after this paragraph.  Not quite sure I'm ready to Commit to putting lunch in the oven yet, though.  At this point I'd rather wait a little bit longer to have lunch.  All this stress and waiting for things ruined my appetite!  Except for that delicious double chocolate chip granola bar from Cancer Company I had earlier.  That was delicious!  Maybe THAT'S what ruined my appetite.  Eating something ruined my appetite!  Hardly seems fair!
    Okay one more paragraph and then we're taking a shower.  I am using the Royal We.  Presumably.  HOPEFULLY.  Anyway.  If only I had hot water enough to enjoy a shower.  Can't even do that!  I blame the pipes.  DAMN PIPES.  Let's get Mario Mario on the phone.  He can fix pipes.  He does it all the time before he gets sucked into Super Mario World.  Once he's there he abandons plumbing to fight monsters.  Which is good!  Fighting monsters takes precedence over fixing pipes.  More important!  Well, I guess depending on the monster.  And The Pipes.  Anyway.  MMM enjoying this granulated artificial sweetener that's accumulated at bottom of coffee cup for some reason.  Not sure why that happens to me and no one else.  Maybe other people just don't talk about it.  Or maybe I'm doing something wrong coffee wise.  Either way I'm gonna write one more paragraph before my shower!
    I don't know why I have to.  But now I'm pot committed to doing it because Here We Are.  Actually, finish Soda at my discretion!  Toast the new year with straight alcohol!  It's bad luck to toast new years with mixed drinks.  Everyone knows that!  Bad luck for who.  If it's bad luck for my enemies maybe I'm on board with that.  I dunno I'll have to look into that one.  Anyway.  Ugh.  Maybe shower water will be hot enough for long enough that I enjoy the shower.  But just having it as a question ruins it to some degree!  It should be a GIVEN.  Just like... uhh... you know that book The Giver?  Some sort of pun with that.  I never read it!  But it was in my house.  On our bookcase.  Something like that.  I read most of the books on our collective bookcase get off my back about it.  We have several bookcases.  SOME OF THEM I read some of the books, some of them I didn't!  Depends on which bookcase we're talking about!  Either way that's it for the Act.  Be back soon!  ALSO I was gonna have lunch with Act III.  Now I think I'll have it after Act III.  GREAT STORY TO CLOSE OUT ACT II.  Be back soon.

You're Always Welcome Here

    Hello.  Was just looking at my naked gut in the mirror.  I guess it doesn't protrude that much.  I guess I'm okay with how I look!  HEY WHAT A RELIEF NOW WE CAN MOVE ON WITH MY LIVES. The key thing is NOW I'm gonna walk around without a shirt on.  Because I'm comfortable with my gut!  That's the game change!  Hmm except for right now because I need to wear a shirt to hold my boxer briefs up.  Too loose.  Wear them over my shirt.  That's where my life is at.  Also STILL KINDA NOT COMFORTABLE WITH HOW MUCH GUT STICKS OUT.  Doesn't seem right!  Anyway.  Had about 2/5ths of a cup of coffee left in pot.  Drinking that now.  Because I like drinking things.  Coffee is one of the main ones.  Wonderful.  I won't have soda or snapple for almost 48 hours presumably.  Hey that's life.  People in China NEVER get soda or snapple.  Sure they do these days their economy is booming per my general understanding.  Maybe not this month or year in particular but this century I mean.
     Okay.  What else is going on.  I dunno.  Walks is why schedule is important.  If I was home all day everything would blend into itself.  That's why six walks is a big improvement over seven re: Relaxing during the day.  The amount of walks decreases reverse incrementally in terms of how much it is good or bad for me or something.  I don't have all the details but I know I'm going to continue to walk a lot and it's going to continue to make my life very regimented.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT MY LIFE MY CHOICE.  Okay.  Start oven in 10 minutes.  Leave it on for 40-45 minutes.  Then take my food out.  Then turn the oven off!  My Dad once remarked to me oh you take the food out and then turn the oven off.  I turn the oven off and then take the food out.  Well I guess I just do things a little bit differently!  That's the kind of guy I am.  A bit of an odd ball wild card or something!  Unconventional!
      Anyway.  Dunno when I'll be done with the entry.  Figure this act'll be 5-10 paragraphs somewhere.  Then move on with my day or something.  Apparently Betty White died.  She cameo'd a Sampsons episode I just watched last night!  Oh well.  She probably cameo'd a Sampsons episode every 10 episodes so it's not that big a coincidence.  Huh.  What kind of entertainment memory should I have to ring in the new year.  Lately I've been enjoying Made For Shutter The Horror Movie Screaming Service lately!  We're talking I watched TWO of those films over the last couple of days and enjoyed both of them to some degree!  Then again maybe I wanna COMEDY to ring in the year.  Then again it might be TOO comedic.  Might need to find something in the middle.  Something that is neither funny nor scary.  Hmm.  I don't find comedies too funny (or scary) and I don't find horror movies too scary (or funny).  Nothing Is Anything!  So in the end whatever is convenient.
     Huh.  Might be getting 4 2 liter bottles of Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi from Amazon Fresh delivery parents put in for tonight.  Might not be!  Hard to tell whether I'm getting them or not based on looking at Track Delivery Order.  Either way just put food in oven.  Just re-filled water.  Just took a klonopin!  DAMNIT.  I was pumped about getting these 4 2 liter bottles of soda but now I'm not sure I'm getting them!  Either way let's finish up this entry over the next 10 to several minutes.  I can watch some The Simpsons episodes tonight to ring in the new year.  Only if I never have to use the word Sampsons ever again.  I continue to do it and it continues to sound wrong and annoying to me.  Oh well that's life.  Who knows WHY we do things continually that are wrong and/v annoying.  That's just what life is all about.  Either way what else is going on.  I think I'm changing what I'm imagining getting for dinner.  I don't know what I'm getting for dinner.  But I'm changing My IMAGINATION for dinner.
     Cool!  Oh.  Right.  I was planning on having lunch from Fresh Direct.  Now I don't have that.  Gotta get something from diner.  WOW IMAGINATION.  CRAP Fresh Direct order just came!  They picked it up from wrong house and brought it here!  We denied it!  Also now Dad is annoyed because he thinks what they bring Sunday will just be what they took back now!  It's no good because it might have interacted with other people, perishables were sitting out there for hours, and now instead of assuming we're getting Fresh Food on Sunday, it's WORSE because it might be from today that they just held onto!  So basically my life is terrible and our lives our ruined and whatnot.  Oh well that's life.  Getting ruined.  Also life is always IN THE PROCESS of being ruined.  It can't remain ruined.  And it cannot ever NOT BE In Ruin.  Oh well that's life.  Great.  The point is I forget.  Anyway.  Let my DAD worry about everything being ruined.  I'm busy WRITING AN ENTRY!!!
     Wonderful.  Getting enough food for meals through Sunday Lunch.  Wait I don't need to get Sunday Lunch.  Maybe I WANT to get Sunday lunch ever think of that genius?  Probably not you didn't have time to think of it yet.  I said the one sentence then you read it and before you could think anything about it I told you what you were potentially thinking and told you it was wrong.  Wonderful.  Got lunch ready in 15 minutes.  Figure I'll finish up entry and then have lunch!  Sounds about right.  One more paragraph after this one.  PERFECT.  Anyway great.  My instinct was to accept delivery because most of it is still good but my Dad's immediate feeling was that would just confuse things and better we just deny the entire thing.  Which is THE RIGHT move.  But I wanted to accept some of that stuff!  WAIT NO.  The main stuff I wanted overall were perishables!  The individual meals they make.  THAT'S ALL PERISHED.  SEE YA LATER ORDER I DON'T NEED ANY OF YA IT'LL CONFUSE THINGS.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Wonderful.  I guess.  Hey today is halfway over.  More than halfway for a normal day!  Less than halfway for today!  Let's split the difference and say the day is halfway over.  Why.  Let's keep the differences.  Interesting counter-point.  The point is Fresh Direct are dirty dirty liars.  First they swore up and down that the delivery was just improperly classified as delivered while it was still on its way, and not delivered to the wrong address.  Then they lied and said we would never deliver it to wrong address and then take it back and then give it to you.  Now they're PRE-lying and saying we wouldn't hold onto that order for 48 hours and then just give it to you again.  It's a pre-lie and we don't have to stand for it!  We have very little alternatives, though.  So we kind of do have to stand for it!  That's my first instinct at least.  Anyway that's it for today.  I'll be back next year.

-4:22 P.M.

Thursday, December 30, 2021 

I Think You're A Waste Of Time

    Hi friends!  Today's entry will be a different format.  Morning is a Mix-em-up due to endocrine appointment.  In the end though I think it's gonna be great!  Anyway, ahead of checking Endocrine Scale which I trust, I checked home scale just now.  Lost another 2.5 pounds over the last month!  Very happy with that!  I don't trust the overall weight but I guess I trust the difference between times checking it more or less these days kind of!  The point is based on everything I know as of now I wanna lose another 3-5 pounds over the next 3 months which is the amount of time I anticipate giving Schedule.  90 days!  That's a nice amount of time to follow a schedule.  GONNA BE GOOD.  Real good!  OKAY now that we're all caught up...  Very early right now.  We're talking it's 7:32 AM!  AMAZING.
     HEY I got the calendars Drug Store sent.  They send FOUR.  Three of them were duplicates.  Didn't take a good look at them but I THINK the duplicates are Patriotism Calendars again.  Possibly the exact same thing as this past year but with updated calendar presumably.  Gotta see what that FOURTH calendar is all about.  Also they said they'd be small calendars but they're the same size as what I've been using!  The point is CALENDAR WILL CARRY OVER INTO NEXT YEAR!  Speaking of years National Food Of The Day is... National Bacon Day.  Hmm.  I'd enjoy bacon if not for diet.  I use to LOVE me some bacon burger.  If I was getting a hamburger from dinre or restaurant EASY just make it a bacon burger and it's twice as good.  Those were the days.  One day I can have a bacon burger again.  For fun!  Sounds about right.
     Hmm.  I should make coffee.  Nah save it for after endocrine appointment.  YEAH!  Gonna take a walk after this act, then a shower, then act II, then endocrine, then the rest of the day!  We're all caught up.  Fascinating.  Had a snack in the middle of the night again but it was just one snack and a small snack.  Not GREAT but an improvement.  YEAH.  So far I've been enjoying Shutter: The Film Screaming Service the last couple of nights.  Lots of good films in there I haven't watched!  Lots of films they made themselves that are actually pretty good and I haven't seen a whole bunch of them.  YEAH.  That could give me some entertainment for some period of time.  Sounds good to me.  YEAH.  Thinking for half of my snacks over the day, assigning them official times of the day.  These times of day have proven to be relevant times to eat snacks lately.  Might as well make it slightly more official!
    COOL.  Hope I don't get covid from Endocrine Appointment.  That'd be a net negative to my whole deal.  The point is losing 2.5 pounds despite the binging and alcohol and most of all loosened up diet is more than I expected.  Hopefully it's A Truth Difference In Weight and not a False Difference In Weight.  Sure.  Figured out a good thing to do during Afternoon Non-Walks.  Watch movies I've heard of and that exist that I haven't seen that I don't really wanna watch but figure at some point it'd be good to just know what this movie is for future's reference.  Watch Them Movies.  Yesterday was R.I.P.D.  Totally disposable movie!  But it's a good thing I watched it vaguely for some reason no one is really sure of.  Now I know FOR SURE it's a totally disposable movie.  That's the kind of thing I'm interested in for Afternoons.
     Sure.  Speaking of ripped I am starting to have some muscle in arm from all the push-ups.  You wouldn't see it unless you're looking for it.  But once you look for it, you see it, and you're like hey good for him I hope all that slight muscle works out for him.  Anyway.  Slight muscle is where I draw the line.  I don't wanna be a muscle man.  C'mon!  I wanna be a Slender Man.  Not in terms of being a monster that teenage girls are drawn to, but in terms of being thin weight-wise.  Anyway.  Shaved yesterday!  Really getting the hang of doing it every week.  I got that shit down PAT.  More or less.  Kind of.  I hope I have through March to get a new phone and not through December.  Because I will not have a new phone by the end of December.  OH WELL THAT'S LIFE.  Maybe I'd enjoy life without a phone.  It will be like Frontier Times!
     What else.  Gonna take a walk after this paragraph.  Unless I feel like writing another paragraph.  Then I'll take a walk after that paragraph.  That's how that goes.  I hope they take blood pressure at endocrine appointment.  I hope it's SLIGHTLY low.  Below the range it's supposed to be in but JUST BARELY.  That's the best of both worlds!  Gonna have to look into that.  Anyway.  Down to three clean shirts.  Not 100% happy with the shirt I'm forced to wear today but at the same time not 100% unhappy with it!  I wouldn't wear this shirt unless it was necessary and now that I think about it, as a change of pace, NOT A BAD SHIRT.  Gotta nice pocket.  Pencil pocket.  Calculator pocket.  What do you call that pocket that goes over the left breast.  Pocket protector.  Lemme LTURQ.  ROUNDED POCKET.  I never would have guessed that.  I never heard that phrase before.  But now I know it and my life is better because of it!
     Last paragraph of the act.  Then I take a walk!  GOOD ACT.  It's an introductionary act.  Now we know all the stuff that we need to know moving forward.  The point is I Don't Know What The Point Is.  Rounded Pocket.  This pocket isn't round.  It's over the left breast.  Breasts are round.  Well sure IN THEORY.  Hmm at this point do I still have slight breasts.  Lemme LTURQ.  HARDLY ANYTHING.  That's the real ultimate weight loss goal.  No Man Breasts.  98% there up to that goal as of now.  SO CLOSE TO BEING DONE.  Anyway.  I even had breakfast before checking my weight.  So that weight INCLUDES 1.5 pop tarts!  Gotta imagine that counts for a couple of pounds.  Anyway that'll do it for now.  One more act before appointment!  Be back soon!

Today Is Not A Bad Day

    Hey!  I arranged my myriad of snacks NEATLY in cupboard.  We call it a CABINET.  I like the word cupboard.  Either way that might be the game changer I was looking for!  NEAT CUPBOARD, NEAT MIND.  NEAT!  Anyway.  I was thinking of schedule through the end of January but that's not exciting enough.  Stakes aren't QUITE high enough.  Now I'm thinking through the end of March.  WOW LET'S DO IT.  It's FOR REAL NOW!  Huh.  ALSO think I'm gonna give Food Journal another try.  Keeping track of what I eat.  Might make me enjoy it more knowing it's going down for all of history.  Next week I can go back and be like oh right that Chocolate Chip Pancakes Dinner WAS delicious and worth it.  Normally not a dinner kinda meal.  BUT IT WORKED.  Now I know FOR NEXT TIME.  That sort of thing.  Also is it possible I was somehow inspired to do all these spread sheets and meticulous records by THE MATRIX?  Maybe!  Seems like I'm plugging my diet into the matrix or something.  Hmm.  REALLY MAKES YA THINK.
     Diet was already plugged into the Matrix.  The Matrix is all around us!  I'm just making it more official!  Anyway.  THURSDAY HUH.  YEP.  Is it possible I was inspired to do it by Harry Potter?  SURE WHY NOT.  Oh wait no.  I was inspired to do it because I Gave Up On Pencils.  And then once I started doing it with the computer it spiraled out of control into more and more thorough scheduling and calculationings.  Oh right.  The pencils.  What else is going on.  I realized I only have TWO 45 minute breaks in Afternoon walks.  Other breaks are all longer.  It felt like I just had 45 minute non-walks after 45 minute non-walks.  Nope.  Just two in a row!  Everything else is longer.  Either way PERFECT.  REALLY should devote one of those to Routinely Doing Guitarsmith.  Can't hurt to dream.  Except in some cases.  Many cases.
     What else is up.  Just thinking about that neat cupboard is making me happy.  I mean, it's not neat, because I have 16 different possible snacks at once, but it's as neat and orderly as possible.  Now I don't NEED To eat the snacks as much.  I know they're fine right there where they are.  Huh.  Today must be a great day ahead of me.  Because the entry is terrible.  Worse the entry is, the more good the day is gonna be!  There must be balance in the universe.  Yeah but why does the balance have to revolve around me and the quality of my individual days.  It doesn't HAVE to.  It JUST DOES.  That's been my experience.  Huh.  I gotta keep writing here for another 45 minutes.  I don't leave for another 45 minutes.  What else am I supposed to do.  I can't go on my phone.  GOTTA CHARGE.  I dunno how long this appointment is gonna be and how bad my phone is gonna be at staying charged.  Gotta charge it as much as possible!
     YEAH.  I feel like if I Don't Get Covid today that's a Win enough for me.  Entry can go bad.  Rest of the day can go bad.  I can go over my diet.  But if I survive covid for today that's pretty good!  I'll settle for that, sure.  Cause in the end who the Hell cares about anything else.  SOME PEOPLE.  Oh okay good for them.  My strategy is when they tell me how long until the next appointment I just jet outta there.  No making appointment.  I'll do that over the phone!  Making appointment in person at end of visit is for suckers!  Sounds like I've really thought this through.  Well That One Thing.  Haven't thought through any other great ideas yet.  Maybe I will now.  Hmm.  Bring a portable fan with me.  And have it face in the other direction.  That way all the covid coming at me will be BLOWN AWAY back towards their source.  Hmm that IS a good idea.
     Amazing.  And don't complain about me blowing covid at you.  It was coming from your direction apparently!  I'm not giving you anything you don't already have!  What else is going on.  Maybe I should ask not to be weighed.  Covid lives in scales.  Everyone knows that.  Fifth paragraph of Act II.  Who cares.  It means nothing.  There's no routine for paragraphs for the kind of entry we got going today!  The only thing we know for sure is that it's Many Paragraphs Too Many because I haven't had a single solidly good one yet.  I'm building up to it!  I'll have the entire 2nd half of the entry AFTER Endocrine Appointment.  I'll be ready and raring to go then!  Raring to go is a phrase.  Don't take my word for it.  Or take my word for it.  Either way.  See if I care.
     Huh.  Left collarbone is main point of pain in body.  I assume it's the collarbone.  It's intersection between shoulder and neck.  Sounds like collarbone to me!  Basically that's slightly aggravated every time I do push-ups.  VERY slightly.  I feel like it will go away on its own.  That's my hot take.  Maybe a little under the collarbone.  Bone that leads to collarbone.  The Pre-Collarbone.  Huh.  Better look up what the collarbone is now.  Just to make sure I'm not WAY Off.  NOPE looks like I'm WAY On!  Wonderful.  It's where sort of where collars are for shirts.  But it's a bone.  That's how I put two and two together.  Finished watching Mortal Kombat (1995).  YEAH.  Also I feel like for one of the 2 45 minute breaks I can REST.  Lay in bed.  Sort of IMAGINE it's the morning when I first get up.  And I'm like wanna get up and get ahead of schedule by 15 minutes instead of waiting a half hour and being behind by 15 minutes.  But THIS TIME I get to just LAY THERE for 45 minutes and it's all above board!
     Cool.  Anyway.  Seventh paragraph of the act.  Act I was seven paragraphs.  Presumably leaving in 20 minutes.  Let's write this paragraph and call it an Act!  YEAH.  If I'm doing 7 paragraph Acts I really only need one more to be on par, paragraphwise, with normal entries.  FASCINATING.  Let's do that.  I was looking forward to an Act IV while having lunch to mix things up but ya know what?  Upon further introspection I'm looking forward to being done with entry by lunch and having lunch as part of the next part of the day.  Let's do that hardcore!  What other film franchise can I blame Taking Way Too Meticulous Track of diet and schedule.  THE MANY SAINTS OF NEWARK.  I saw it 2 months ago but IT'S JUST STARTING TO KICK IN.  Anyway I'll be back in a couple of hours.

I'm More Or Less Happy

    Hey!  Endocrine Appointment went real quick.  Effect on schedule is minimized!  Anyway INTERESTING STUFF.  I went into appointment expecting scale to say I lost 8-12 pounds.  Said I lost 16.5 pounds!  NUMERICALLY I'm where I wanna be!  Anyway doctor was rightly concerned about what that was all about and we'll see if it's something that is bad but to be honest for now GREAT NEWS.  Her and everyone else and Myself Partly is like ok well you made it stay here you don't wanna lose more.  But at first I was like FUCK THAT I WANNA LOSE MORE.  But now I'm like FUCK THAT I WANNA BUMP UP CALORIE ALLOWANCE AND AIM FOR MAINTENCENCE.  BESIDES AIMING FOR MAINTENENCE MEANS I CAN LOSE A BIT OVER TIME BY CONSTANTLY COMING IN UNDER CALORIE ALLOTMENT BY A LITTLE BIT.  Either way GREAT NEWS.  Unless if I'm really sick somehow.  And even then OVERALL KINDA GOOD NEWS.
    So I got that going for me.  115 pounds!  Either now or when I Sneakily Lose a few more pounds over the next few months.  That's the ultimate goal and I MAY BE THERE.  Oh my what a wonderful world.  I think it was all that farting when I ate a bunch of Fiber Products in a row.  I dunno how much farts weigh but if I can pinpoint a possible Difference Maker over the last couple of months that's the first thing that comes to mind.  Anyway.  I look in the mirror without a shirt on and I'm like what is everyone an idiot.  LOOK.  The gut still PROTRUDES.  I'm not imagining this.  JUST FUCKIN LOOK.  But I am imagining it maybe.  WEIRD!!  Anyway coffee time.  First coffee of the day!  With last act of entry!  FASCINATING.  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  I LIKE My Mom's attitude on this.  She's angry at doctor.  I lost weight and it's great and how dare the doctor for feeling otherwise.  YEAH.  THERE'S NOTHING WRONG AT ALL DEFINITELY.  I'M JUST A GREAT GUY AT LOSING WEIGHT.
     Alright!  What else is going on.  First two acts were 7 paragraphs.  Means this act should be 6-8 paragraphs.  FOR BALANCE.  The universe must be in balance.  And we take for granted that the universe will balance out our lives thusly.  NOPE.  Sometimes WE need to balance out THE UNIVERSE.  Ya give what you can get.  When you wanna get something you gotta give it when you can is the point.  Put out some balance today, get some balance back tomorrow!  Sounds good to me!  Anyway.  Slightly more allotment for breakfast which may or may not even be used, and slightly more allotment for snack.  Which boy oh boy I hope I use.  That's the plan now!  Wonderful.  HEY new calendar!  Took a look!  They gave us THREE because the squeaky wheel gets the grease.  Two of them were Patriotism Calendars.  One was a WORLD TRAVEL themed calendar.  I LIKE THAT.  I get to travel around the world EVERY MONTH. 
    WOW MONTH LONG VACATIONS?  ALL YEAR?  This is gonna be the best 2022 ever!  Kinda only competing with 2022 B.C.E.  That's right I said the .E.  SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND DATE.  The point is since I started dieting 9 months ago I wondered WILL I FINISH DIET BY END OF THE YEAR.  I guess I AM?  Still doesn't sound right.  I feel like I can check scale tomorrow an it's four pounds heavier.  BUT I'LL SNEAKILY LOSE THAT OVER THE NEXT THREE MONTHS ANYWAY HEEHEEHEE.  Anyway what else is going on.  Should I start eating UNHEALTHY snacks?  Is that the key to a good maintenance diet?  Gotta think about that one.  That might be just the break in this case that this gamechanger needs!  Anyway what else is going on.  I took THE STAIRS not the elevator today.  Because I'm a GENIUIS RESPONISBLE SAFETY GUY.
     Fifth paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  Also I just realized that World Travel Calendar IS the antithesis to Patriotism Calendar.  It's not ANTI-Patriotism per say.  But it's more of a GLOBAL perspective.  WONDERFUL.  This is just the game changer this break in the case needed!  I guess for January 1st I need to find a website that tells me EARTH GLOBAL Days Of The Year For Food.  I dunno if the entire world cares collectively enough to assign foods to days.  Now that I think about it that does seem like a real America thing to do.  HEY WE LOVE STUFFING OUR GULLETS.  Every day we'll celebrate some unique junk food.  Other countries can't be bothered!  I envy them.  What else is going on.  Let's aim for 2 more paragraphs.  21 overall.  It's a GOOD number because it's 7 x 3.  CHECKS OUT.
     What else is going on and crap.  Part of this story I don't like/trust the most is that it implies Home Scale is correct.  NO WAY.  I DON'T BUY IT.  HOMESCALE is off by several pounds I JUST KNOW IT.  But this is good news for my Dad.  He's been hoping home scale is right because it makes him feel better but I had him convinced it was wrong and now he thinks its right again so he's in the same boat with me today in terms of finding out we weigh less than we thought we did.  Presumably!  GOOD it's good to spread the cheer around.  I feel good that he feels good.  And he feels good that he feels good.  Probably.  If I felt good I'd feel good that I feel good.  What else is going on.  HOLY MOLY new calendar starts at December 21.  So I CAN hang it up already.  Also first picture is INNSBRUCK, AUSTRIA.  THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF OUT OF THE BOX WORLD TRAVEL DESTINATION I WANNA READ ABOUT.  I'm hanging this up RIGHT NOW and taking Patriotism Calendar down a day and a half early.  See you IN HELL Patriotism... calendar.
     Last paragraph of the day.  I don't believe it!  Maybe I burn five times as much calories during CircleWalking than I had been estimating.  I did a lot of that this month.  Hmm.  Know what I'm doing when I get home from walk!  Other than having lunch soon after.  FINISHING A HORROR MOVIE I started last night.  I liked it!  I get to enjoy entertainment more today!  Sounds like a plan.  A good plan!  What else is going on.  Endocrine Doctor wanted to see me in six weeks.  Parents are against it!  NO WAY.  Hell No We Won't Go and whatnot.  Unless it turns out it's REALLY necessary.  Then I imagine they're okay with it.  But right now they don't think it's gonna be so necessary.  The good news is the entry is over.  What a piece of shit!  BUT today is good because DIET IS PRESUMABLY MORE OR LESS KINDA OVER FOR REAL PROBABLY ALMOST DEFINITELY.  Alright.  I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:49 P.M.

Wednesday, December 29, 2021 

Who Are You & Why Are You Reading This

    Hey friends!  First things first-- I THINK I'm getting close to a GREAT schedule.  The one I have worked out as of yesterday is PRETTY good.  Worked out pretty good yesterday and I think it'll pan out for the next month or two.  HOWEVER I am still waking up in the middle of the night and eating.  Not binging.  But eating let's say 1.5 snacks.  NO BUENO.  Gotta cut it out!  NO BUENO is Spanish.  Means No Good!  What a coincidence that their word for No is our word for No.  Also we share the same letters!  They got fancy things like ENYAS and TILDAS but what can ya do.  What's the word for the thing over the N.  Tilde.  Then what is What I thought Were Tilde's called.  The accent marks.  Maybe they're just called accent marks.  That can't be it ACCENT MARKS IS ENGLISH.  Why would they use an English Phrase to describe their thing in Spanish.  Oh well no way of knowing.  I LOOKED IT UP.  That's one way of knowing!  They're ALL called tildes.  That doesn't sound right!
     Okay.  Back to chewing gum!  1 piece a walk!  Back to 2 cups of coffee a day.  I feel comfortable with this arrangement.  VERY comfortable.  Anyway.  SCHEDULE UPDATE I think I'm gonna stop doing circlewalks.  I just think it's healthier overall for Mind and Body to not do it!  LOOK are all my walks outside circle walks?  YES.  But it's a LARGE circle.  I don't get the sense I'm walking in an oval at all because it's so gradual!  Hmm.  John Madden and Harry Reid died.  INTERESTING.  Has anyone ever seen them together at the same time?  Probably not!  Could have been the same person.  They were born together and they died together!  Same person.  Hmm.  I feel like if there was a video game for The Senate it could have been named after Harry Reid.  If it was produced in a certain period of time.  Also I there was a Senate for Football Video Games I feel like John Madden could have been majority leader.
     Ugh.  National Food Of The Day is... National Pepper Pot Day.  Which apparently is a soup Americans drank during the Revolutionary War.  GREAT.  Good for them.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  Anyway.  I'M AMENDING the weight Endocrinologist Scale could say that I'd be okay with.  I said I'd be happy enough with losing 10 pounds.  NOW I SAY 9 POUNDS.  The scale is 9 pounds lower this time than last time?  I'M PRETTY OKAY WITH THAT.  WOW WHAT AN UPDATE.  THIS IS BREAKING NEWS.  Except that the news is from last night and I'm just reporting it to you now.  STILL THAT'S BREAKING TO US.  WONDERFUL.  I'm gonna be honest I felt kinda bad making That Much Coffee when I was having three cups a day.  I knew it was OKAY.  That machine could handle it IN THEORY.  It just felt kinda like I was putting too much stress on it!  Asking too much.  Either way now I'm happy, machine is happy, everyone is happy.  Gotta imagine coffee machines will become sentient at some point.  Also gotta imagine, "Sentient," is a word that means what I think it means.
     Okay!  Spent the day yesterday keeping track of WHAT I was eating but I don't like it.  Pointless!  Gonna stop today because I DON'T LIKE IT.  Coffee machines already know what time it is.  It's a short step from knowing the time to being sentient.  If you become sentient, what's the first thing you're gonna think of.  WHAT TIME IS IT.  How long have I been out.  Wait a second this is the first time I've EVER been conscious.  WEIRD.  What else is going on.  Anyway.  Middle of the day is weird!  All the walking and not knowing what to do in the downtime and the downtime is enough time to do something each time but WHAT I don't know and then it's time to take another walk... IT'S WEIRD.  But I'll get used to it.  Because I have nothing else to do!  Nothing REAL to do during afternoon.  Basically there's a few hours where I take 25-30 minute walks and 45 or 50 minute breaks and alternate between those two things 3 or so times in a row.
    WOW.  I can do stuff in 45 minute breaks.  BUT WHAT.  That's the tough part.  Also I figured out a LIFE HACK for deciding best times to eat meals.  I was thinking what would be the best time HEALTHwise.  The best time HEALTHwise is the best time LOGIC AND CONVIENCEwise.  Eat lunch after walk I take after entry is over.  Eat dinner after last walk of the day!  Sometimes the thing that makes the most sense is the most obvious!  OH NO LUNCH AND DINNER TALK.  I'm not supposed to talk about that!  I've spent 300 paragraphs over the last few weeks talking about my schedule.  I think I'm past the point of no return already here.  Oh well that's life.  I HATE IT when I go past the point of no return.  I LOVE IT when I go in one direction and then there's a point of no return and I'm like WOOOAH HOLD IT RIGHT HERE.  I wanna return!  AND THEN I DO.  Coffee time.  Also I am on a horse for some reason.  That's where the WOOOAH comes from.  Trying to get the horse to stop.
    YEAH!  At what point after watching the film are we allowed to look up.  It's been like 48 hours since I watched it!  YOU IDIOT DIDN'T YOU EVEN WATCH THE FILM.  The film actually WANTS YOU to look up.  Fine at what point can we STOP looking up?  Maybe I've looked up enough!  I get the idea of what's up there!  Now it's time to look down or maybe sideways.  I look down a lot.  Walking by people.  It shows I RESPECT them.  What else is going on.  I can get time to go so relatively fast when I'm in the first 40% of the day with Entry.  Then the exact same amount of time in afternoon GOES ON AND ON.  DAMNIT.  I gotta accomplish things in 45 minute blocks.  I could PLAY ROCKSMITH.  I can READ BOOK.  Off the top of my head TWO MAIN PRODUCTIVE HEALTHY ADULT THINGS TO DO.  So far I've done Nothing though.  NOT going great.
     Okay.  I see within a month or so I'll be able to take penultimate walk of the day IN PARK.  GREAT!  Also I feel like I've been suffering from that hypothetical thing where they're like people are sadder in winter Because It Gets Dark Earlier.  Always thought that was stupid when I was like everyone else and in the house most of the time.  Now that I take walks at night and it gets dark earlier YA KNOW WHAT IT'S PROBABLY A REAL THING.  Amazing.  Oh well as of now it's gonna get better every day for a while.  Long while!  Half a year or so!  Something like that!  What else is going on.  I dunno what I was thinking about getting rid of gum.  TOO FAR.  I know what I was thinking.  When I was CircleWalking every day I was chewing WAY TOO MUCH GUM.  Just popping in a new piece every 5-10 minutes during circle walking.  THERE IS A LIMIT to how much gum is healthy and I was going PAST THAT LIMIT.  Point of no return and what not.  WHOOOAH HEEL HORSES STOP THE CARRIAGE.  CHANGED MY MIND.  WANNA RETURN.
     Anyway.  Also now I'm not riding the horse, I'm in a carriage being driven by a horse(s).  Which is better.  Don't have to sit on a dirty animal.  Disgusting!  Why are there still Police Units in New York City that ride horses.  Is it just a novelty.  I can't see a practical reason for it.  in what situation is that more effective or cost effective than either being in a car or by foot.  Guess the horses must be unionized from way back.  Successfully powerful enough to hold enough power to keep SOME rank and file horse jobs in the police department.  Good for them!  Anyway.  Eighth paragraph of the day.  Probably gonna go over 10 paragraphs.  I got more than enough time.  We'll see how I'm feeling.  Well I'll see how I'm feeling.  You'll see what the results of what However I'm Feeling leads to.  Also I won't see how I'm feeling.  I'm poor at assessing my feelings.  I get a very general sense but that's it!
     Okay.  I GIVE MYSELF ~15 minutes after Walks before I eat meals.  Get myself situated.  Build up the tiny bit of extra anticipation.  It MAKES SENSE.  Anyway.  The question now after I put together a perfect schedule is how long do I imagine this lasting.  Gotta imagine at least through January, right?  If it lasts a week that's kind of a bust because it turns out that was all for nothing.  Ideally I'm imagining let's say three months.  Through the end of March.  That's a lot to get out of a schedule but also that's not so far away that I can re-calibrate my life then and whatnot.  Hmm.  MARCH HUH.  I can do this for three months.  I dunno.  Pretty far away.  Better re-calibrate after January and go into it PROBABLY thinking I'd continue schedule but re-calibrate all the same.  INTERESTING STUFF.  I like calibrating and I REALLY like re-calibrating.  So I got a lot to look forward to in a few weeks is the point.
     What else is going on.  Nice 2+ hour window after I eat dinner before going to bed.  And if I'm doing no circlewalking at all that's all just relaxation time.  That's a time period I can dig.  And I dig the time period where I'm writing entry.  Just gotta figure out the middle of the day!  And I DO think it's Figure-Out-able!  What else is going on.  What if I take 1-2 less walks in the middle of the day.  I dunno.  The problem isn't that I can't fit enough things in-between walks.  It's the opposite!  I have nothing I WANT to fit in.  You'd think Too Much Frequent Walks is the problem but it's the opposite!  DAMN PROBLEMS.  ALWAYS GOTTA BE ADDRESSED.  Why can't problems be more like Things That Aren't Problems and not really have to be addressed!  Problems all think they're like Gettysburg.  Just GOTTA be addressed.  Hmm.  CLOSED word document where I kept track of what I was eating for the entire day yesterday.  NOPE NO THANKS NOT GONNA CONTINUE WITH THAT.  I gave it a shot and it wasn't to my liking!
     Sure.  What else is going on.  Right now looks like I'm gonna write 12 paragraphs this act.  This is the 11th!  AMAZING WE'RE ALL ON BOARD WITH NUMBERS OF PARAGRAPHS.  Anyway.  Also each day is different.  The schedule is pretty well ordered and regimented an intuitive BUT if I start getting ahead of time by a bit then that's bound to happen, too!  An give me more flexibility over the middle of the day.  Probably don't wanna get behind time, sure.  But AHEAD Of time will happen and there's nothing wrong with that!  YEAH.  What else is going on.  Still wondering on when and if I should look up or down.  Now I'm gonna be in my head about it indefinitely whether I'm looking up or down and whether it's the right thing for that moment.  GREAT.  We need a sequel where the title is Now It's Up To You To Look Up Or Down.  That'd be the responsible thing for the film makers to do!
     Last paragraph of the act.  Sweet!  Getting a six pack of Dr Browns Cream Soda Cans this upcoming Super Market Delivery.  Sweet!  Cans aren't cost effective but what's my Dad gonna do.  Throw a fit?  I'd like to see him try!  No I wouldn't.  I want my Dad to be happy.  Why would I wish him to be in the midst of throwing a fit.  I wouldn't, that's who!  I've been enjoying Cinnamon Brown Sugar Pop Tarts to the point where I was like hey are these on part with S'more Pop Tarts?  Now I got S'more Pop Tarts again and I'm like NOPE.  Those Brown Sugar Cinnamon ones were great, no doubt.  But S'mores ARE KING.  Good stuff!  Relatable!  You already know what I'm saying is true.  And if you don't, you now know going into pop tarts in your future S'mroes Will Be King.  YEAH.  Time to take a walk.  Be back soon!

One Can Only Assume This Is Going Well

    HEY!  Worked out schedule for tomorrow!  Unique day because of Endocrine Appointment.  That sucker takes up probably around 2.5 hours including traveling and waiting time.  But I figured out a great schedule.  VERY proud of this schedule.  Perfect schedule!  Anyway let's write this entry and see where that takes me.  As long as we're talking about schedules lemme let you in on some great news-- I have pizza for lunch!  How will I heat it up?  WILL I heat it up?  Lord knows I'll EAT IT UP.  That's my prime directive when it comes to dealing with pizza.  Anyway.  Gonna split entry tomorrow into Four Acts of yet to be determined size.  ACT FOUR WILL BE WRITTEN WHILE HAVING LUNCH.  I dunno what's gonna happen!  GONNA BE CRAZY.  I can't wait to see how it all twists out.  I think I know what will be for lunch tomorrow but it's IN FLUX.  Thank god we got the flux capacitor.  Without that we wouldn't have the capacity for flux.  And I'd Just Know what I'd be having for lunch.  And who needs that!
     Wonderful.  OH HEY My Dad is getting me a new calendar from Drug Store.  I think it will be a smaller calendar but how small I don't know.  I don't think it's pocket sized.  Hopefully it's big enough that I can get something out of it.  Wonder if it's gonna be Patriotism Calendar again.  I'm welcome to a change of pace.  A calendar that celebrates something else.  I can't even imagine!  But I might have A WHOLE YEAR to get used to this new thing they're celebrating.  WOW I CAN'T WAIT.  That's coming later today.  What else is coming later today.  Maybe me!  I got no reason not to.  Other than laziness.  But besides that.  Anyway.  THE TRICK FOR TOMORROW IS I wake up early as half the accommodation and then have one OutsideWalk after dinner as the other half of accommodation.  Overall though I might en up with MORE paragraphs of the entry.  PLUS my endocrine will be all checked out presumably.  Can't wait for that magic moment a week after Endocrine Appointment where I get blood results in the mail.  Because it's SO MANY RESULTS.  Like 180 results I'm looking at.  BRILLIANT now I'm up to date on my TSH levels.  Good deal!
     Anyway.  What else is going on.  New Years coming up.  Time to start fresh!  By which I mean FRESH SPREADSHEET.  I worked out the kinks over the last week or two with this spreadsheet and I need a new one that's CLEAN and CONCISE an CONSISTENT.  The three, "C's!"  Wonderful.  I just ate my first thing that I'm not writing down in Food Journal.  It's been a wild 1+ Days of keeping a food journal but now that adventure is over.  Move on to some other adventure.  Keep some other kind of journal.  How about THIS.  I dunno that sounds like a lot of work.  I'm doing it RIGHT NOW.  Yeah but it sounds like a lot of work to do it WELL.  Who said anything about doing it Well.  No one I guess.  No one says anything about anything.  And that's the way I like it!!  I hear people saying things about things and I don't wanna hear it!  Huh.  Figure if my calculations are correct ultimate diet will be ~100-150 calories more than what I'm at now.  An my calculations ARE VERY LIKELY to be POSSIBLY correct.  Like a solid 80% chance that they're possibly (roughly 50% chance that it's accurate) correct.  Sounds like there's a 40% chance they're correct overall.  You'd think so wouldn't you.
     Cool!  What else is going on.  Had to adjust schedule so I'd be home when Father is putting in Call for Dinner Delivery.  Felt WRONG to have a nice schedule to adhere to every day where I'm just mucking this up.  WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST.  Now I'm home for everything I should be and IT'S GREAT.  Get off my back about this schedule okay.  I'm in a good place with it right now!  I REALLY THINK I'm in a zone where it's gonna be more or less what I'm at right now.  What else is going on.  Also this is a big deal-- got the fonts right for this spreadsheet.  Dates, numbers, headers -- all great fonts and font sizes.  I really think I'm getting the hang of This Ultimate Spreadsheet that will start Ultimately with the new year.  AMAZING.  I'm accomplishing something.  You thought this was nothing.  WRONG.  IT'S SOMETHING.  The wonderful fonts don't lie!  Maybe they do.  Apparently if they're lying they're doing a good job because they got ME convince!
     Fifth paragraph of this act.  Possibly go for six.  I feel like doing things like that today for some reason.  Possibly stay with five.  I also feel like doing things like THAT today for some reason.  Perhaps even more!  What else is going on.  I'm down to mostly SPEARMINT GUM to last me the last two days of the Super Market Week?  Could be worse!  I'm enjoying Spearmint these days.  NOT BY THE END OF THE SUPER MARKET WEEK I WILL NOT BE.  Maybe I will.  Maybe I like it better.  YOU DON'T KNOW.  You don't know anything!  You're some sort of idiot is my impression.  Who else would have read this entire thing up to this sentence.  WOW.  You must be THE DUMBEST PERSON AROUND.  Now that I think about it.  Even dumber than the guy writing it whom I believe is Me.  Huh.  I feel like you should be rewarded for your dumbness.  You made it this far and you should get SOMETHING out of it.  HOWEVER you might also should be PUNISHED for your dumbness.  That kind of makes sense, too!  Something so that you learn your lesson and don't do it again tomorrow.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  I hope it's some sort of ART theme.  The picture for each month is a pretty picture that's celebrated in history as this is one of the prettiest pictures around.  Maybe something with POINTILLISM.  Hmm interesting.  But the thing about a Patriotism Calendar is that it applies to the Days Of The Year Too.  Because so many holidays are Patriotism Holidays.  If it's an Art Calendar it's not like suddenly all the holidays it refers to in the calendar part are gonna be Art Days.  DAMNIT.  I want a calendar that no longer tells me about Patriotism days but days relevant thematically to some other sort of thing.  I wanna MIX THINGS UP.  Oh well that's life I guess.  Or one subset of life.  Not the entire premise to life entirely.  Just one part of it!  Huh.  I'm gonna take a shower now.  Be back soon.

You're Looking At It The Wrong Way

    Here's your punishment for reading this far-- you have to read several more paragraphs.  No you don't.  I can't enforce that at all.  But presumably if you've read this far you're pot committed yourself to reading up to the end.  Let's see how that goes for you and/or me.  What else is going on.  Lemon Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day is... Pigs can get sunburn.  Not sure if that's a repeat fact because SURE OF COURSE THEY CAN.  Why wouldn't they be able to.  I assumed my entire life pigs can get sunburned.  Ugh.  Looking FORWARD to this Afternoon.  Maybe figure out stuff I can be doing during afternoon.  Today is the first day of the rest of my life!  Wait a second.  No.  SOMETIME LAST WEEK was the first day of the rest of my life.  I forget when exactly.  Coulda been last Tuesday.  The one before yesterday.  Eight days ago.  Hmm.
     Anyway.  Thinking about putting pizza in oven.  NOT ENOUGH INFO FOR YA?  Think I'll leave it in between 30-35 minutes.  NOT ENOUGH INFO FOR YA?  Well too bad that's all I got.  I can't think of any more extremely pertinent information about me putting pizza in the oven for lunch today.  Well I will eat the remnants of what happens when I put pizza in the oven as my lunch.  Me just putting the pizza in the oven isn't lunch. It's hardly any nutrition at all!  Gotta imagine I swallow some air in the process.  Air is good for you.  I eat it all the time!  Wonderful.  Oh hey I got coffee due to me this act.  Pour that sucker after this paragraph.  Cool!  If yesterday was the first day I figured out Schedule, then today is REALLY KIND OF the first day of the schedule.  Yesterday was Just Doing Something One Day.  If I repeat it today NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN it becomes a Schedule Routine.  WOW THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.  Probably!
    Jeez.  I dunno.  First instinct of what to do with Afternoon Break Times is watch some The Simpletons.  Sounds easy and entertaining.  Potentially!  Could be hard and unentertaining.  We have no way of knowing with the information available to us at the moment.  Also IN THEORY I can watch a clean 2 episodes per Break From Walkings.  IN THEORY that lines up perfectly.  IN THEORY.  Also maybe by the end of the day I trick myself into thinking that's some sort of halfway productive routine.  Alright that's what I'm doing with this schedule Getting Through the 2nd half of The Simpsons Franchise one by one.  I can see myself tricking myself into thinking that's something that I'm doing.  THEN AGAIN I'll probably get bored of The Simpsons by 4:30 PM today and have to think of something else to do.  GOD DAMNIT.  How hard is it to figure out how to adequately entertain myself by watching a Television Set for 40% of the day.
     Cool!  What's going on and whatnot in the wide world of sports.  WHO CARES.  I'VE GOT A SCHEDULE THAT I'M AIMING FOR DOING FOR AT LEAST FOUR WEEKS.  LOOK like I said today is the first day to see if yesterday's routine works.  By tomorrow I should hopefully be onto bigger and better things.  By which I mean smaller and worse things.  But Smaller and Worse Things are somehow Bigger And Better in terms of what we all wanna read from this website.  So there's that!  I LIKE 2+ HOURS OF NOTHING AFTER DINNER.  Watch a movie then FOR REAL.  Not in segments.  Just put on a movie and be like HEY I'M WATCHING THE MOVIE and then eventually the movie ends an your night is almost over, too!  THAT'S HOW THAT PART OF THE SCHEDULE MIGHT GO OFTEN.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Right around halfway through The Simpsons.  Season 17.  And there are as many seasons as I Am Old.  And I recently turned 33 per my understanding.  HALFWAY.
     Cool!  Last paragraph of the day.  I did it!  You did it, too!  I pity you!  I don't pity me, though.  FOLLOWED THE SCHEDULE ROUTINE.  The quality of what I wrote is inconsequential.  What's important is that I wrote something and what's even more important is that who cares if I wrote anything I SUCCESSFULLY LIVED THESE LAST FEW HOURS without doing anything catastrophic to myself and/or the world.  Mission accomplish't I guess!  I don't THINK I did anything catastrophic.  Maybe this entry was catastrophic.  That would be unwelcome news indeed.  But the point is PROBABLY it was just Bad and not A Tragedy.  Sounds good to me.  Bad is good!  On the spectrum of things, bad things are actually good things because they're not catastrophic.  Yep that seems to check out pretty well.  SO WELL that I'm gonna write one more paragraph.
     Yeah!  I wanted to write a sixth paragraph for Act III anyway because of Symmetry.  Now I feel like I can do it because of what time it is.  I'll do this for another 7.5-15 minutes bonus!  Wonderful.  Maybe put on a movie when I get back from walk.  Time between Walk After Entry and Next Walk is more than 45 minutes because that's the time I have lunch.  Gotta give myself some ROOM TO BREATHE for this part of the day.  Look I've put a lot of thought into it I know what I'm doing.  And this break where I have room to breathe can EASILY be spent watching a good chunk of a movie.  I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING is the point.  Sort of.  I get the gist of what I'm doing.  More or less understand the bullet points of What I'm Doing.  Anyway that's it for today.  I'll be back tomorrow in some form!

-12:45 P.M.

Tuesday, December 28, 2021 

There's Something Wrong With This

    Hello friends.  Wide world of sports-- what's going on in it?  Hmm.  Did some binging yesterday afternoon!  Halfway made up for it by having Health Breakfast Sandwich for dinner.  Why don't I just have Health Breakfast Sandwiches as a Main Meal every day.  Seems to be roughly as filling as meals twice the size.  Because that'd be too much Breakfast Sandwich.  Need a balanced diet!  Get some Cinnamon Toast Crunch in there!  YEAH.  Anyway not happy about missing calorie targets so close to checking weight on Thursday with Scale I Trust.  But such is life!  YEAH.  Also not sure whether I will continue doing CircleWalks two days a week.  Got them in for this week.  So I'll re-assess next Sunday!  YEAH.  My mom watched Don't Look It Up two times in a row.  WOW!  She liked the Heck out of that movie!
     What else is going on.  THINKING about going back to chewing gum.  Might be good for my diet.  Chewing Some Sweet on walks makes me less likely to need to eat snacks and whatnot.  HMM.  This could be the game changer that course corrects the game changer that canceled this in the first place.  YEAH.  If I chew gum, probably go back down to 2 coffees a day instead of 3.  YEAH.  If I chew gum, probably 1 piece at a time instead of 2.  YEAH.  What else is Yeah.  YEAH.  National Food Of The Day Is... National Chocolate Candy Day.  Well no one is gonna have a problem with that.  Except for diabetics.  But they have problems with lots of things already.  Just being confronted with this fact won't be a game changer for them.  They're used to reading about how people like things they can't have!  Oh well that's life for The Diabetics.  The point is eating Pop Tarts CONTINUES to be the best part of any binge.
     Sure what else is going on.  Maybe my body really wants Diabetes and that's why I'm doing these binges.  Oh well it turns out my body is an idiot.  That's part of life I guess.  Made enough coffee for three cups today.  SEE HOW THAT GOES AND WHATNOT.  Okay sure.  Gonna try out a new time to have lunch and dinner today.  That's the main part of my schedule I need to figure out and then everything else will fall into place.  FASCINATING.  I never said this website would be fascinating.  Just useful to me.  NOT VERY USEFUL.  I never said this website would be useful to me.  I just said it would be fascinating.  Like a case study.  A case study in the mind of an idiot.  FASCINATING.  And useful!  Huh.  Kinda seems like a waste to get rid of Patriotism Calendar in a few days.  Maybe hold onto it.  It still says some holidays correctly.  The ones that fall on days of the month and not days of weeks.
     COOL.  Need to find the right ENTERTAINMENT to consume to make my schedules.  That's the missing ingredient that I haven't accounted for!  How can I expect to have consistently good afternoons and evenings if I don't know how I will be entertained during them?!  I can't, that's who!  If I like pop tarts so much I could just have 2-3 as meals.  WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY.  Something, probably!  If I lived alone no one would be the wiser.  I'd be living my best life if I was living alone and eating 8 pop tarts a day.  But unfortunately I live with my loving family and they might be concerned if I was doing that.  GOD DAMN LOVING FAMILY.  Looking out for what they consider my best interests.  How dare them!  Nice diary entry so far.  Gotta imagine at some point I'll transition into Talking About Something.  Hmm can't completely rule it out.  Speaking of Rule It Out RULERS.  I got a ruler in my desk!  Same one from when I had DRAFTING second semester freshman year in Stuyvesant.  You don't forget a thing like Where Your Ruler Comes From.
     Amazing.  I like inches and feet.  If you're measuring things by ruler those two measurements are the way to go IMO.  Anyway.  One good option is just Keep Going Through The Simpsons.  Also stop referring to them as Them Sampsons.  That makes me LESS likely to wanna watch them.  If we're all on the same page that they're called The Simpsons and we should honor and respect them by referring to them as such then we can also agree They're Great and Worth Watching Indefinitely.  YEAH.  Sounds good to me!  Sights good to me, too.  TOUCH NOT SO MUCH.  Hmm.  Considering about keeping track of WHAT I'm eating each day.  I don't know what it accomplishes.  It just feels like something I have to do.  My instinct is to do it for some reason.  Maybe if I keep track of what I'm eating it will make me appreciate it more in real time.  AMAZING AND USEFUL.  Also fascinating.  Forgot about fascinating!
    Amazing.  The point is I wanna be healthy and I wanna be productive.  Schedule seems like it would help!  Also I'M TOO FAR IN NOW TO GO BACK.  Even if I was like FUCK IT NO MORE SCHEDULE I can't get it out of my head completely!  I'd still be keeping some sort of schedule even if its not consistent or healthy or productive!  DAMNIT I'M IN TOO DEEP.  Oh well that's life.  Getting in too deep!  Which I believe is some sort of Hole Reference.  Anyway I got a good feeling about the last 30% of this entry.  I think by the time I get to that portion I will start hitting my stride and be talking about something.  In the meantime though let's continue to build up to me hitting a stride.  What's a stride.  I dunno about it's about time I start building up towards hitting it!  Stars and Strides forever.  Okay.  I'm sure half the flags across the Earth have some sort of stars and/or stripes.  Talking about Stars and Striples Forever is not narrowing it down nearly enough!
    Was America the FIRST though.  Gotta imagine everyone that came after us is copying our flag because America Is Number One Or At Least Used To Be For A While.  Makes sense to me!  The main association I have with flags is Soccer Game for Gameboy.  Eight teams you can choose from!  You pick them by flag.  That can't be right. Gameboy didn't have the necessary graphics so that you could make out the differences between flags.  Sure they did.  BARELY.  Good for them.  Also I feel like there was an African country that starts with an M that ISN'T Morocco that was the main team you usually were and/or the best team you can be.  Better LTURQ.  African countries that start with M.  Hmm.  COULD HAVE BEEN MOROCCO.  Oh well such is life.  I feel like I still have a gameboy and some games somewhere.  But it wouldn't work even with fresh batteries.  DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.
     What else is going on.  Didn't chew gum on first walk today.  I don't know what to do for next walk!  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE. No one ever told me life would be this tough.  If anything people lied to me and said life would be EASY.  What jerks!  Didn't prepare me at all for the real world where I face tough decisions like should I chew gum or not.  GOD DAMNIT.  What else is going on.  Eighth paragraph!  My Dad's input on Better Not Look It Up is he wanted Greta Thunberg to be in the movie.  Not a bad idea!  I've heard worse ideas out of my dad.  Also it does bring to mind the question of whether there's an R in Great Thunberg's last name or not.  Clearly I'm guessing there isn't.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE NO R.  THAT SETTLES THAT ONCE AND FOR ALL.  Anyway I think she has autism or something.  Probably wouldn't wanna be in a movie.  I wouldn't wanna be in a movie.  WHO NEEDS IT.
     Ninth paragraph!  I have way too many Coke Zeroes and I didn't even re-up with them this week.  WHO NEEDS IT.  Hmm.  I went months easily having 16-1700 calories a day.  Then built it up several hundred more calories a day for a couple of months.  It was EASY.  Why am I having more difficultly now than then.  BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT THAT'S WHO.  Oh well that's life.  Also I think I kind of FORGOT how great sweet snacks were.  Now I'm confronted by how delicious snacks are EVERY DAY between EVERY MEAL and I'm like well clearly I should just keep continue eating these because it's delicious.  Oh well that's life.  I'll figure something out!  Probably.  I wouldn't put it past me!  Also it feels wrong to stock up on multiple snack options and just have them sit around.  I have these things to eat CLEARLY I SHOULD JUST STUFF THEM DOWN MY GULLET RIGHT AWAY.  That's wonderful just great.
     Tenth paragraph.  Probably a bonus paragraph or two this Act.  Don't hold me to it!  You can't!  Not even if you really tried.  By the time you read this it will have either happened or not.  Hmm.  I'm making progress in hurting my neck by doing too many push ups and presumably doing them at a slightly wrong angle that it hurts my neck.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Doesn't hurt THAT much yet.  But we'll see how it goes.  HMM.  Got a nice schedule attempt for today.  I think it might go okay.  So far it's gone okay.  And I've been awake a solid TWO HOURS.  The point is I Forget.  Maybe try not to chew gum today.  My body was telling me something by forgetting to chew gum today's first walk.  CONTINUE trying not to chew gum.  YEAH.  SOMETIMES MY BODY TELLS ME GOOD THINGS.  I'd say a solid 50% of the time I should be listening to what my body is telling me.  Pretty much a toss-up!
     Okay.  If I was a new country I'd go with a three dimensional flag.  Get people talking.  You want your New Country to be TRENDING.  Hmm.  Flags are three dimensional when they wave.  Waving is one of Flag's primary functions.  What else is going on.  Getting an Amazon Fresh delivery this afternoon.  FINALLY.  More snacks.  Gotta imagine I should eat at least two of each of them immediately because that's why I got them.  What am I supposed to do just SAVE THEM FOR LATER?  Then why did I get them in the first place.  It doesn't add up!  LOOK I can eat one of two of them or so over the afternoon and evening.  That's in line with what I wanna do.  AND THAT'S ENOUGH.  GREAT.  Now I gotta figure out what to listen to on upcoming walk.  GREAT.  Why can't I just listen to the same dumb songs I've been listening to for months.  I CAN.  Hey that's good news.  But I SHANT.  That's good news, too!  Anyway I'll be back soon.

I Can't Quite Put My Finger On It

    Anyway it's been soon and now I'm back!  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Gotta GOOD FEELING about schedule for today.  I think today's schedule is ready to pop and be one that sets me in the right direction moving forward.  The right direction Moving Forward is invariably Forward.  That seems self explanatory.  Anyway got some cookies from Amazon Fresh OR SO I THOUGHT.  Turns out its cookie dough!  Too late to cancel it!  But the box seems to say it's easy to make.  Just put it in oven and bake.  I CAN DO THAT.  Maybe this is jus the break in the case that this case needs to break!  What case.  And why does it need to break.  I dunno but either way maybe that's delicious What Do I Know.  No gum with walk #2.  That's life!  WAIT A SECOND I just wrote a paragraph.  Or enough sentences that resemble a paragraph at first glance.  Now it's time to have Coffee #2.  HOW INDULGENT.
    I'M DRINKING COKE ZERO NOW BECAUSE I HAVE TO.  If I don't do it now, I'll just have to do it later!  And I'm very low on Supplemental Soda anyway somehow.  Jeez.  When I have small small medium sized snacks how much am I supposed to attempt to stretch it out.  Take the tiniest bites possible and chew them as much as possible?  That's HARD and UNPRODUCTIVE and it makes eating them a chore.  I feel like scarfing them down tastes better and I'd get more out of it but for some reason that'd be discouraged and unencouraged.  This is a tough one.  There's no INSTRUCTIONS on how to stuff it down your gullet.  Seems like something they should be recommending on the box.  How to eat it.  Some people need special attention!  Like me!  I'm that guy who needs special attention when it comes to telling me what to do to consume your food product.  Hmm.  Normally I'd be looking forward to a shower circumstance but I ain't gonna be in hot water that much!
     What else is going on.  I need to know what I'm doing for the rest of the day.  I don't know as of now.  There's no HOLIDAY TRADITION FILMS to watch.  I think there was a film and New Years Eve.  But it was of poor quality and it's only one film and it's not even New Years Eve yet.  GREAT LOTTA GOOD THAT DOES ME.  Besides might as well save it for NEXT New Years Eve.  It's called planning ahead and we should all get on board with it because Why Not.  My general goal benchmark to be happy enough with is to have lost 10 pounds based on Endocrinologist Scale since very beginning of October.  I reach that and that's good enough.  With every half pound lower being increasingly pleased.  I lost 14 pounds?  I'M GIDDY AS A SCHOOL BOY.  School boys get giddy.  Not sure what about.  But that's definitely something in their Emotional Tool Box.  Anyway jeez what else is going on.
     Can continue going back to Tales From That Crypt.  Not happy about it.  But it is in my Emotional Tool Box options to watch on TV.  Anyway.  Started watching 1995 Mortal Kombat last night.  GOOD MOVIE.  It always felt like a guilty pleasure movie mainly for children.  But ya know what?  WHY NOT LETS GO CRAZY and call it A Pleasure Movie.  Mainly for children.  And/or childish adults.  Let's double check release date for Mortal Kombat.  1995.  I WIN MORTAL KOMBAT.  Mortal Kombat is a guessing game for when films were released, right?  Could be.  Why not!  Assuming you're competing with someone else to make the right guess first.  And if you lose you lose your mortality I.E. your life.  Then it all adds up more or less.  Also you spell a word wrong on purpose.  No one knows the purpose.  But we all assume you have your reasons and aren't just a terrible speller with no one around to fact check your misspellings.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  Also when you play Mortal Kombat the basic character you start out as is Morocco.  Not sure how that works but there it is.  Anyway.  So far we're 3.5 hours into the waking day and diet schedule is going more or less EXACTLY on target.  WOW.  EXACTLY ON TARGET.  FOR A PERIOD OF TIME.  THIS IS AMAZING.  Wonder what I should eat in the shower.  Hmm.  That sounds like a fun Mix-em-Up.  Eat something in the shower.  Presumably cookie.  That was my first instinct.  But apparently that'd probably also be my first instinct if I was imagining eating something ANYWHERE new in a new situation.  You suggest to me an Improv situation circumstance and my first instinct is gonna be Well here I am EATING THIS COOKIE while doing this thing... but it's a real cookie and not an imaginary improvisation cookie.  Anyway.  Time to take that luke warm shower!

It's Important That I Figure Something Out

    Hey!  Time to wrap up the entry.  Get started on NEW and EXCITING things for the rest of the day.  Hmm I've enjoyed watching HORROR films.  Maybe that's something that's in the cards for today.  Lots of films out there I haven't seen that are Horror-Themed.  Anyway Lemon Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day Is... Another repeat.  At this point my Patriotism is waning based on all these repeats.  If they wanna replenish my Patriotism they're gonna need to start supplying me with new information!  Hmm.  How is Morocco doing these days.  Not just soccerwise but across ALL sports.  And not just sportswise but across ALL... things.  Gotta imagine they're doing okay.  My dad went to Morocco once.  Probably.  Maybe it was Monaco.  Either way he went somewhere once and that's a great story for another time.  What's wrong with this time.  Paragraph is almost over!  Can't fit it in!  Sorry!
    What else is going on and crap.  Mortal Kombat (1995) is a horror movie.  It's horrifying that I'm 25 years older now than when I first saw this movie.  That's a quarter of a century.  Centuries are long times!  A full quarter of them is roughly A QUARTER AS LONG A TIME AS A CENTURY.  Oh No.  And what really have I accomplished in life since I was seven years old.  NOTHIN' THAT'S WHO.  Barely know HOW AND WHEN TO EAT.  ANIMALS can figure this out by the time they're toddlers.  I STILL HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT.  Oh well that's life.  Gotta work out the basics before you get to more complicated things.  Hmm once I figure out the basics of Diet and Day Structure what's the more complicated things I can work on.  TOO MUCH.  I can't even IMAGINE.  Maybe that's my problem right there.  It's one of my problems.  One of my many, many problems!  SWEET we've identified a problem.  That's step one!
     What else is going on and crap.  I feel like I'm beating cheated out of Baseball Stories the last few weeks.  Dumb LOCKDOWN.  There might have been HALF A DOZEN interesting stories in the last couple of weeks that JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN.  WHAT THE HELL.  I WANNA KNOW WHERE CARLOS CORREA IS GONNA SIGN.  I DON'T KNOW 100% WHAT CARLOS CORREA IS BUT I GET THE SENSE HE'S A BIG TIME FREE AGENT AND WILL EVENTUALLY SIGN WITH A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM THIS OFF SEASON.  SURE it means that once lockdown is over we're gonna get A LOT of stories quick.  But we gotta spread out these stories or WHO EVEN CARES if they all happen at once.  It won't be special!  So basically NOT A GREAT DECEMBER we've been having.  Oh well there's always next year.  Probably.  We're gonna have to go through an entire 11 months to get to Next December but I feel like if we can get through it it'll pay off somehow for some reason or something.  I dunno.
     Yeah!  I like THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.  Never really thought about it, but I think over the last few years that's my favorite Horror Franchise.  I guess I just identify with the characters!  All of 'em!  The heroes and the villains.  Also the townspeople.  And the settings.  I also like THE HILLS HAVE EYES.  Again I just connect with the people and conflicts involved.  I can't say for sure why!  Oh well.  Anyway what else do I got going on today.  Maybe write a sixth paragraph for Act III today.  Time-wise and Paragraph-Balance-wise it seems to make a lot of sense.  But in terms of do I need to write a sixth paragraph to make the entry better-wise WHO CAN SAY.  I don't concern myself with such things.  Hmm how can I write this SO IT'S BETTER.  DOESN'T EVEN CROSS MY MIND.  Now it does now that I mention it.  Maybe keep that in mind for THE NEXT entry.  Try to write it so it's good.  Sounds like a plan!
     What else is going on.  Stuff and crap one would imagine.  Maybe I just like the South/South-West.  Texas Chainsaw Massacre takes place somewhere in the South.  I forget what state.  And the Hills Have Eyes take place in Nevada or Arizona or one of those states.  I think the setting involves a place where there are Hills.  Either Hills or Eyes.  And the other one is a metaphor for something.  Could be a place where there are Eyes and the Hills that supposedly have them are some sort of metaphor for something.  What else is going on.  I thought these places were deserts.  I thought deserts were plains.  I can't imagine a Hilly Desert!  Sure I can.  JUST PICTURE THE MOVIE.  It's a desert with hills.  IT'S IN MY MINDS EYE BECAUSE OF THE FILMS I'VE SEEN.  So I learned something in the end!  Desert with hills.  Amazing. 
     Yeah!  Last paragraph of the day.  I don't remember saying anything worthwhile today.  BUT so far today I have done GREAT according to current up to date schedule planning.  WELL THAT SAYS NOTHING.  This is the easiest part of the day ALWAYS.  I'm focused on writing this dumb stuff.  Focused isn't the right word.  OCCUPIED.  That's close enough.  What else is going on.  Did they ever occupy wall street.  My impression is wall street is still going on UNOCCUPIED.  Oh well you win some, you lose some.  Mostly lose some.  But if you ever win some let me know that's something I'd like to hear about.  Cool!  Also we DON'T know the Texas Chainsaw Massacre took place in Texas.  Maybe Texas is an adjective for the kind of Chainsaw.  The massacre taking place perpetrated by chainsaws are TEXAS Chainsaws.  See?  You're the idiot now.  I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:44 P.M.

Monday, December 27, 2021 

I Feel Better Already

    Hello you idiots.  It's me-- King Idiot!  What's going on in the wide world of sports.  Adjusting Schedule each day!  Fine tuning it to make it AMAZINGER each day.  So far, so good!  Did some circlewalking yesterday.  Watched Don't Look Up.  I looked Up a bunch of times during the movie.  Not STRAIGHT UP.  We're not talking 180 degrees angle.  But definitely over 90 degrees which qualifies as up in my book.  Also I'm writing a book about what qualifies as up.  VERY short book.  Mainly just that sentence.  Kind of a Flash Fiction but Flash Non Fiction.  There's an idea waiting to pop.  Anyway.  Figured out a way to hopefully stop eating in middle of night.  Instead of attributing calories to NEXT DAY, where I'm like yeah it sucks but I guess I'll accommodate it next day I attribute it to PAST day.  Where it's like well that ruins that day.  IT MAKES SENSE.  It's not relevant to your life.  But if you read it hard enough you can understand what it means literally.
     Cool!  More circlewalking today.  Then none until next Sunday!  Amazing.  I did some research and it's totally cool and even bordering on recommended to have Main Meals only 4 hours apart.  WONDERFUL.  That might be the break in this case that's ready to make it pop!  Or something.  Anyway.  Trying on a new pair of pants.  These pants fit, too!  Mission accomplished.  Anyway I think I talked enough about Diary Stuff.  Now let's get into some non-Diary stuff.  Hmm.  What's going on in the wide world of sports.  There's articles on ESPN slash MLB I'd like to read but they're behind a paywall!  Has this ever happened to you.  You're all like FINALLY AN ARTICLE ON THIS WEBSITE WORTHWHILE and then they're like NOPE FOR THIS ONE YOU GOTTA PAY.  It can't be just me!  Anyway.  Idea for product/service-- thing where for rich people every time they click on something behind a pay wall they automatically instantly pay for it and get to read the article.  No fuss no muss. They click it and it's bought and they read the article.  SOUNDS LIKE A USEFUL PRODUCT FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT MONEY.
     Also I get royalties every time someone designs this product/service.  Hmm.  Also YES you can apply it to watching porn websites.  In fact that's where they make their most money!  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  The point is I figured out how to sign onto Netflix for first time since getting this TV in around July.  AMAZING.  Now there's probably SEVERAL worthwhile things I can watch that I couldn't before!  Also I have THE PLEASURE of knowing the password for Netflix right now.  Still fresh in my brain!  What fun.  Anyway.  What do I got going on today.  Seeing how schedule applies to Today.  Will it apply GREATLY.  Will I come up with some exciting new adjustments?  Will I hit a wall and be like THIS SCHEDULE ACTUALLY IS THE PITS WHAT WAS I THINKING.  I don't know!  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.
     Anyway.  Saw new guy who takes garbage from our bins and does something with them!  Didn't get a good look at him cause he was wearing a mask.  So I couldn't make a Flash Non Fiction Assessment of him based on his lower facial muscles.  That's life!  Could I have said, "Hello?"  Sure!  But I also could have NOT said it.  Which I didn't.  So I definitely could have not done it because that's what I didn't not not do.  Huh.  Not sure if this guy is new to the development completely or worked in another part of it and now works at this part too and/or instead.  The point is if I remember yesterday as well as I think I do today is National Candy Cane Day.  Better LTURQ.  Wait that was yesterday.  That makes sense.  That's why I remember it.  Today is National Fruitcake Day.  ...Delicious???  Probably not!
      Fifth paragraph.  What else is going on.  Fruitcake is an insult against people.  If it was delicious it'd be a compliment.  That's a dead giveaway!  Also when the cemetery has an Everything Must Go sale that's a Dead Giveaway.  I dunno if it its a SALE it's not really a GIVEAWAY.  The prices are so low they're PRACTICALLY giving them away.  I dunno still doesn't seem right.  What else is going on.  Any instances where people wanna share caskets.  Presumably with loved ones?  Gotta imagine some people have decided that's the way they want their remains to spend eternity.  Sounds good to me.  I'd like to Grind On My Significant Other for the rest of time.  Hmm.  Also I'd settle for just having a Significant Other.  Grinding on them for the rest of time is just a bonus.  What else is going on.  Probably gonna have coffee with each act today.  I like it!  So far I've had more success doing that with bonus coffee than any alternative.  BRB.
    Got coffee.  Delicious!  If you called someone Coffee that'd be a compliment.  Because it's delicious and it gets you going.  Just like any good friend you might want to have.  What else is going on.  I get too used to doing circlewalking too quickly.  Where I'm like I'd be an IDIOT not to just ALWAYS DO THIS.  But the truth is the opposite.  I'm the idiot for doing it at all!  Oh well gotta be an idiot for SOME things.  And in my case LOTS of things.  I'm definitely deep in on the Idiot Spectrum.  But it's good because being an Idiot is fun and people respect you more.  Hmm.  I think more people have been using Starbucks bathroom now that it is protected by electronic lock and you need a code.  It makes people feel like secret agents.  Fun!  Also bathroom is probably the worst place o get covid.  Small enclosed with no air circulation and you're there for a solid minute if you're doing your job right.  OH NO.
     OH NO.  What else is going on.  I can get the job done in 30, 40 seconds.  But it's STILL cutting it close.  Seventh paragraph.  I wonder if I can get the job done of writing this sequence of sentences in 30, 40 seconds.  The one I'm in right now.  Which will end very soon.  Let's say the next sentence will be the last of this sequence.  Has it been 30 or 40 seconds... probably roughly...  HEY what else is going on.  Dunno what to watch during CircleWalk today.  Maybe some things but not for the entire time.  Also I'm not sure who they're keeping out of the bathroom with a code that they are willing to tell me without a hassle.  I'm not a customer!  Who are they keeping out!  There's some sort of illegal discrimination they're practicing presumably because there's apparently SOME people they don't want using the bathroom but I'M OKAY for some reason?  Oh well works for me!  NO IT DOESN'T.  As long as SOME people are denied the right to use their bathroom WE ARE AL DENIED THE RIGHT.  Not literally.  Not even figuratively.  But probably in some sense somehow philosophically.
     Cool.  What else is going on.  Maybe it's a corporate decision to use locks and they're supposed to only give codes to customers.  But each branch doesn't give a fuck.  I DUNNO.  Jeez.  Eighth paragraph!  Wonderful.  I wanna design a product/service where every time you hit a paywall it DOESN'T sign you up for that.  I call it BROWSING THE INTERNET.  Fun!  So far this entry has been The Pits.  But that's life!  I'm still doing a Productive Day because I'm presumably gonna CONTINUE finetuning schedule.  OH man that sounds fun.  Adjusting things here and there.  Boy oh boy.  I'm getting hot just thinking about it.  Wonderful.  Looks like Omicron is bad for children.  Serves em right.  WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.  Hmm.  LOOK can we make a compromise product where every time you hit a paywall you don't automatically purchase a subscription but it's made VERY streamlined and easy that you purchase it with just one button or something?  YEAH.  WE CAN DO THAT.  WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT.  It's THE INTERNET.
     Ninth paragraph!  I don't believe it.  I remember saying one or two things this entry.  Sounds good.  Possibly things I've said before.  Oh well can't hurt to drive the point home on these things.  What else is going on.  There's a world of things on Netflix I can watch.  Literally SIX OR EIGHT THINGS that are available to me.  Presumably lasting 15-20 minutes each.  THIS IS GREAT NEWS.  What else is going on.  Chewed a piece of gum FOR 10 SECONDS yesterday.  I feel comfortable with that.  I didn't totally cheat.  It tasted TOO sweet and fun to chew and I was like NOPE THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE I CAN'T DO IT THROWIN' IT OUT.  I feel like in the end it worked out okay.  Anyway.  I think the best part of the Pandemic FOR ME is that I take walks and I can make whatever fuckin' faces I want.  I'm sure I discussed this half a dozen times before but it's true.  I can walk around and no one fuckin' knows the face I'm making!  REAL GAME CHANGER for a guy like me.  Because I got things wrong with me.  NOT ANYMORE.  NOW IT'S WORKING TO MY BENEFIT.
     Possibly last paragraph of the act.   Possibly I write one or two bonus ones!  I dunno.  Right now I Just Don't Know!  What else is going on.  If I'm passionate and excited about The Schedule does that mean I care less about The Entry?  Knowing I'm presumably trying to get a Consistent Kick out of the rest of the day?  I DUNNO.  Entry still means the most to me.  Because I imagine it means something.  But in the end it may not be the end-all be-all to judging the success of the day.  HMM.  Why am I judging days by success.  Gotta judge them by something.  No you don't.  You just LIVE days.  Then you live the next day.  No judgment!  Not sure that checks out.  Days gotta be up to par.  Otherwise you don't know if you're doing something wrong with your lives.  Hmm. 
    Possibly last paragraph of the act.  My guess is it will be!  Wonderful.  DAMNIT I wanna look forward to a Shower Circumstance but the water isn't gonna be so hot.  Just my luck!  The worst thing that happens to me today is water isn't quite hot enough to my liking.  WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS FATE OH LORD.  WAS IT BY NOT BELIEVING IN YOU.  OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T APPRECIATE.  Hmm.  I believe in lord.  If he believes in me, I believe in him.  It's the Donald Trump principle of How To Feel About Other Authoritarians in the world.  Except for that it's not Believe it's Like.  But you get the idea!  Hmm.  Anyway.  Gonna write one more paragraph and then take a walk.  It works TIMEWISE.  And timewise is one of the keyest WISES especially when adhering to a Daily Schedule as the main premise of your life this week.
     Sure!  I finished my coffee and my soda.  I can't re-up with either just for one paragraph.  I'm gonna have to write this paragraph without any help from beverages.  Hmm.  Dunno what to listen to on next walk.  The album I've been listening to is down to THE LAST HALF OF THE LAST SONG.  Gonna have to figure this one out NOW rather than later.  It's called preparing for things ahead of time and people love doing it for its convenience sometimes.  Hmm.  Drawing a blank.  That's the easiest thing in the world to draw.  Just don't do anything.  Congratulations even just by reading the last sentence You Drew A Blank Somewhere.  All over the place, even!  Everywhere you can imagine, you just Drew A Blank.  Hmm.  Maybe listen to Them Beatles Let It Be album.  Now I have CONTEXT for how it was put together.  Making it BETTER.  The more context you have the better.  That's probably accurate some of the time!  Anyway I'll be back soon.

Now That You Mention It

    Hey you idiots.  Which I mean in the best possible way.  We've established that Being An Idiot Is Good.  And by WE ESTABLISHED I mean I SAID IT.  Sounds about right.  Coffee after this paragraph!  Sounds about right.  Hot dogs for lunch today!  WOW!  What kind of adult eats hot dogs.  THIS KIND OF ADULT.  Also I don't get the thing where young children have their hot dogs cut up for them.  The Holding A Hot Dog And Stuffing It Down Your Gullet is 80% of the fun.  You're losing most of the experience!  Maybe that's what Moms Want.  They WANT their kids to not particularly crave hot dogs because they're bad for you.  So they're being sneaky by making hot dogs seem less appealing.  GOD DAMN MOMS.  I was suspicious of them before but now I REALLY am.  Hmm.  Then again MINI hot dogs are delicious.  So basically the same thing but they do that automatically.  NO.  MINI HOT DOGS WERE DESIGNED THAT WAY.  AND HAVE DELICIOUS SPECIAL PASTRY AROUND THEM.  COULDN'T BE MORE DIFFERENT.
     Lemon Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day Is... repeat.  I think.  Squirrels lose more than half the nuts they hide.  Maybe that's not a repeat.  I remember talking about squirrels at several points.  Either way NOT A HIGH SUCCESS RATE for these squirrels.  Kinda makes them seem DUMB.  Also are they losing them to natural causes or are they just forgetting where they hid them.  Because the first one isn't their fault.  Maybe some other squirrel found the nuts and took 'em!  But I feel like it's kind of implied they're forgetting the hiding places.  In which case They Seem Dumb.  Oh well I guess I'll have to look into it further if I want to write a research paper on it.  Which I do.  I WON'T.  But IN THEORY that'd be something I can do as a fun exercise.  Gotta write research papers on SOMETHING.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  I feel like one more sentence in this paragraph will wrap things up very nicely.
     Amazing.  Maybe having a fun productive healthy schedule to anticipate for the rest of the day will effect quality of Entry.  Knowing I know what I'm gonna do for the rest of the day makes the entry BETTER or WORSE.  Probably WORSE.  It'd be my guess that anything I do makes things worse.  That's just logic!  But in the end it works out BETTER because entry is worse but My Life is BETTER.  Hmm I dunno if I like that trade off.  On the one hand my life is better but on the other hand hmm gonna have to think about this one.  Anyway what else is going on in the wide world of sports.  ONLY FOUR HOURS BETWEEN LUNCH AND DINNER?!?!  That means when I finish lunch I'm already thinking DINNER IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!! BUT SOMEHOW THIS IS HEALTHY AND A RECOMMENDED AMOUNT OF TIME.  SOMETHING'S WRONG AND IT'S WRONG IN A GREAT WAY.
     That sort of thing.  Also so far I haven't really lived that much healthier the last few days than the days before Schedule.  That's what FINE TUNING is for.  Get off my back about it!  Hmm wonder what kind of fine tuning I'll do over the rest of the day.  I can't even IMAGINE right now.  But something will happen and I'll be like OH THIS IS THE BREAKTHROUGH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, MAKE THIS ADJUSTMENT HERE, THAT ADJUSTMENT THERE...  It's FUN.  What else is going on.  Nice hole in the heel of one of my socks that I've been wearing for a while.  I assume because of the Crusty Skin.  Very rough!  Scrapes against the sock and over time creates a hole that spirals out of control and becomes a slightly bigger hole over time.  That's my working theory at least.  Dunno how else a hole would be made.  HEY GREAT THIS PARAGRAPH IS OVER and it's a KEY paragraph to finish because it means I only need to write one more before Shower Circumstance!
    Ugh.  I have a WHOLE DAY ahead of me.  I'm thinking in terms of Fine Tuning schedule and following it and eating lunches and snacks and perhaps watching more Shutter: The Movie Screaming Service.  But I can do SO MUCH MORE.  I don't know what will happen!  I might find stuff on TV and/or MUSIC that I can't even imagine seeing coming that I might enjoy.  The world is full of possibilities!  98% of the possibilities suck but 2% of the world's possibilities potentially not sucking IS ACTUALLY A SHITLOAD OF NON SUCK POSSIBILITIES when you think about it.  WOW.  I was just imagining today would be the exact same thing as yesterday.  NO WAY IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT.  Just cause walks and meals are at the same time and whatnot.  Maybe SOME regimented schedule makes the parts of the schedule that are unique FEEL EVEN MORE UNIQUE.  Fascinating.  I still gotta deal with a not so hot shower circumstance.  Fascinating.  I'll be back soon.

You Made It All The Way To The End

    Hey!  Almost done with the entry.  That means Next Phase Of Day is imminent.  What's the next phase.  Oh.  Circle Walking Part I after Walk #3.  SOUNDS GOOD.  I'm gonna have a blast watching some COMEDY on the Television Set.  Maybe a Curb That Enthusiasm.  Maybe some Them Simpsons.  It'll be a different experience than watching SHUTTER films yesterday during circlewalks.  WOW A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE?  THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST THING I EVER HEARD.  Each day is different!  I can, "Dig," that all the way to the bank.  And then home.  Without entering the bank.  Too dangerous!  Also no business I need to conduct.  If I needed to conduct bank business I might go in.  But as it is, no point!  Maybe exchange quarters and dimes for cash money.  But that's not URGENT.  Not urgent RIGHT NOW.  It might urgent FOR LATER.  Coffee time.
    Delicious.  What else is going on.  Last week of the year!  2021 was a good 'un.  It will forever go down as the year where Covid Continued.  Off the top of my head that's the main thing that happened.  YEP THIS STUFF FROM LAST YEAR STILL HAPPENING.  Interesting.  Could be worse!  Could be worse things happening.  THERE ARE ALSO worse things happening but they're not the collective top story.  Oh okay so that's good, too.  Best of both worlds!  Not sure that applies here.  Not sure anything applies here.  What else is going on.  Getting A LOT of meals from Super Market delivery for next week.  I LIKE IT.  They tend to be slightly smaller meals than if I was getting them from Nearby Restaurant Delivery.  ALSO CHEAPER.  Also maybe not cheaper.  But BETTER.  Maybe not better.  Yeah but DIFFERENT.  Yep these options are slightly different than the options from other places.  FINALLY we hit the nail on the head.  SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT OPTIONS.  That's what I'M into.
     Sure.  What else is going on.  Third paragraph into Act III.  Third paragraph from the end of Act III.  AMAZING!!!  Delicious.  Cool.  Great!  My feet aren't that crusty.  The crusty part is mostly confined to the ball of the heel.  And it may not be Old Man Crust that's permanent but some sort of normal wear-and-tear crust that'll go away at some point.  The point is either way it doesn't matter because This Is What I Stand On.  If you're inspecting me from top to bottom, and I'm standing, like I normally would during an inspection, you'd be NONE THE WISER of this.  The one area that you can't inspect!  What if you tell me to show you my feet.  Then I'm screwed!  But let's just hope that doesn't occur to you.  Also what's going on I lost track.  Hmm.  Today is Monday.  But it's still during the Holiday Season.  So this week isn't a workweek at all.  It's a HOLIDAY week.  YEP CHECKS OUT.
     Penultimate paragraph.  I guess.  I'm holding out hope that having a significantly earlier dinner will make me Super Healthy.  They & My Dad say that eating dinner late is bad for you for two or three reasons that I can't go into right now because of time restraints.  LET'S SEE IF THEY'RE RIGHT.  Am I gonna see any differences over the mid term if I eat earlier dinners?  I BETTER.  Well fine if I don't, I don't.  But if I DO then I'm gonna be pleasantly surprised and pleasantly pleasent'd.  That sort of thing.  I told my Mom to watch Don't Look Up.  Well MY JOB HERE IS DONE.  I got someone else to watch the movie I watched!  I feel like I did my good deed for society for the day.  Hmm what do I gotta do for tomorrow.  I don't know yet!  Something will reveal itself to me and then I'll think about whether I wanna go and follow through and do it for tomorrow!  Okay great.
     Last paragraph.  I feel like Starbucks is taking strange hours off because of Covid.  I get that they're closing down during Omicron Surge.  But it seems like sometimes they're open and sometimes they're not and there's no rhyme or reason to it.  Well there's probably Reason to it.  Probably no Rhyme, though.  If there was a rhyme to it and not reason I gotta question what exactly is going on at Starbucks headquarters that they're basing these decisions around rhymes and not reasons.  Anyway what else is going on.  Gotta close up this entry so I can get started on the next thing of the day.  Some sort of walk.  I think I know what I'm gonna listen to on this walk!  So I got that covered and whatnot.  Anyway that'll do it for today.  I'll be back tomorrow and it'll probably be a better entry tomorrow!  Because this one wasn't great!

-12:42 P.M.

Sunday, December 26, 2021 

Are You Sitting Down For This

    Hello friends.  Today is Sunday!  Boxing Day!  I'm gonna LTURQ to see what it is exactly.  Used to mean A Day When Rich People Gave Stuff To Poor.  Now is A Shopping Day.  The poor giving stuff to themselves!  And or the rich giving stuff to themselves!  Either way GREAT.  I'm happy with that definition.  I was able to read it in 2 or 3 short sentences and I got the sense of the entire holiday QUICK.  Anyway.  Today we're back to some CircleWalking!  Gonna be OKAY I hope.  Not sure what to put on The Television Set during it but I'll figure something out.  Also might have to adjust SCHEDULE TO REMEMBER.  Make dinner a bit earlier I'm thinking!  OR LATER.  I'm hungry for it earlier but alternatively I can make it later because hey if I'm hungry for it at this point might as well just put it off some more because I'm not losing anything by just being hungry for it more.  That's terrible logic but it makes sense to me.  Makes sense HARDCORE.
     Cool!  Oh.  Boxing day.  Gifts and stuff come in boxes.  I get it.  The point is what else is going on.  Last few days biggest CHEAT on my Eating Allowance has been waking up in middle of night and letting myself snack a bit.  Not binge!  Just one or two small-medium sized snacks.  Not gonna BREAK THE BANK but if I'm keeping track daily of calories it's a relevant amount!  GOD DAMN IT.  Why can't I just STAY ASLEEP so I don't eat.  How hard is that.  I'm gonna give my body a good talking to at some point.  Later.  Gotta think of what to say exactly.  Maybe write out a whole motivational speech.  Anyway.  Another day without gum yesterday!  Was tempted a few times.  But that's life.  I wonder how many people I walk by during walks chew gum.  Gotta imagine the huge majority of people aren't chewing gum.  BUT gotta imagine hey it's weird to think about but SOME OF THESE PEOPLE are IN THE MIDST of chewing gum while I pass by them.  WEIRD!
    Huh.  I've noticed the bottom of my feet are getting crustier.  I dunno how else to explain it.  Like around the bottom of the heel mostly.  The skin is getting RIDGE'd.  I feel like this is an old man thing.  I can imagine this kind of stuff on my Dad's feet.  Well I guess I'm an adult now.  MARK IT DOWN.  33 years old!  CRUSTY BOTTOM OF FEET.  ADULT MAN NOW.  What else is going on.  Also it's not gross because no one ever is gonna see it.  And if they do feet are kinda gross anyway.  Don't tell Quinton Tarentino I said that.  He'd ARGUE with me and whatnot.  Probably.  Seems like the kind of guy who likes a good argument.  Hmm.  I have nothing against feet in reality.  They're FINE.  Also it's only SLIGHT crust.  But I can see it getting slowly crustier and crustier as I get older.  It's like the rings of a tree.  Each year I grow another ring of crust grows as well.  AAH the circle of life.
     Hmm.  Circle walk #1 is when I had scheduled Coffee Break.  Instead of Coffee Break it's a CircleWalk!  Hmm I could have coffee and circle walk.  I might get sick.  Those two things shouldn't happen at the same time!  So maybe I'll have coffee #3 during Act II.  Wonderful.  I feel like I could watch The Kill Bills.  I feel like they're both available AND I would be entertained by them.  I watched both of them through Once Probably and parts of them Several Times Probably.  Oh well that's life.  Huh?  Oh okay.  The point is I wish I had more Cookies N Cream Ice Cream Pops.  They're A BIG HIT.  Oh well that's life.  I like the COOKIES N part.  Cream is okay.  Huh.  I'M JUST JOKING the intersection of the Cookies with the N Cream are what make the entire thing worthwhile.  What else is going on.  Oh.  Patriotism Food Of The Day is... National Candy Cane Day.  Feel like they're a day or two late with that.  I think you'd wanna get your candy canes on time for Christmas.
    Either way DELICIOUS.  Oh you're EATING the candy canes today you got on Christmas.  You get a nice envelope with a check from family member, nice candy cane attached to that.  Eat it today on Boxing Candy Cane Day.  That's fine.  Eat the candy cane not the envelope.  I guess you can eat the envelope.  You're allowed to lick envelopes.  Eating envelopes is just the logical next step.  What else is going on.  You shouldn't lick Received Envelopes.  Might already have been licked!  That's the primary way Covid is spread!  Licking already licked envelopes!  What else is going on.  I don't wanna watch Action Sequence after Action Sequence today.  Not in the mood!  I wanna watch some Drama Sequences and Comedy Sequences.  Or best of all horrorific sequences.  Hey time for some coffee. 
    What else is going on.  Either gonna end this Act earlier than scheduled or write bonus paragraphs.  Or most likely both.  That's how that goes!  Amazing.  Saturday is 2022.  Well, part of 2022.  Not the ENTIRE 2022.  Unless the universe ends on Saturday.  Then it'll go down in history as being the entire 2022.  What else is going on.  GREAT NOW SOMETHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT.  The universe might end.  We thought we had problems before!  This is an even bigger deal than what we were thinking of!  What else is going on.  Earth being destroyed by climate change is like 40-60% of the severity universe ending for humans.  On average.  Could easily be worse!  Could possibly be better.  But OH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO.  These are the cards we were dealt.  Oil companies exist and they're powerful and that's just the way the universe works.
     What else is going on and crap.  What other parts of my body will be getting crusty.  I'm excited to find out!  Seventh paragraph.  Amazing.  DINNER AT 7:30 and not 8:00?  BRILLIANT.  THIS IS THE GAME CHANGER I'VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR.  But that's when I get back from my last walk.  For some reason I've been thinking gotta wait some time before eating a meal after getting back from walk.  Let my stomach settle from the stress walking puts on it.  Let my BRAIN relax a bit.  In the end though we'll see if it matters or not.  SEE IT HARDCORE.  Huh?  Oh okay.  I think I've always felt getting Fiber and Protein and Granola snacks were kind of a scam.  The premise being that, especially with fiber and I think protein, oh they're gonna fill you up better than other foods.  I thought yeah they SAY that but look I'm just eating a snack bar.  It'll do what it does like any other snack.  And right after I stuff one down my gullet I DO still feel hungry!  But I get the sense that 15-20 minutes after eating a Bar that's supposed to fill me up I'm actually like WAIT A SECOND IS THIS FOR REAL?  I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE GETTING FULL.
     Amazing.  Some things we're told aren't lies!  I don't believe it.  What paragraph is this.  Eighth.  I don't believe it!  Hmm I have a hard time with trust it turns out.  Anyway.  I can binge watch the Lethal Weapons!  Counter-argument-- WHY.  I dunno.  I like the part where... uh... I feel like Chris Rock shows up in the fourth one.  AND Jet Li.  Now that's a winning combination!  I feel like Mel Gibson has been semi-cancelled for several reasons but even if you add them all up he hasn't been completely cancelled.  Doesn't seem right.  Also once I cancel Mel Gibson I can finally stop paying him every month.  This has gone on too long!  What else is going on.  Just took a small break to look at Amazon Carts to add stuff to them.  I LIKE IT.  I can look at stuff I've mostly gotten in the past and imagining stuffing them down my gullet once again.  It's fun and there's no harm done!  Until I get them.  And stuff them down my gullet.  That could go well or unwell.  What else is going on well or unwell.
     Ninth paragraph of the act!  About time!  Got a video of my cousin who was recently Bar Mitzvah playing keyboard in a band.  He didn't look that into it! He was wearing a mask so I can't go by his facial expression but what I can say is he definitely wasn't DEFINITELY smiling and having a blast re: his mouth emotions.  Gotta imagine he's being coerced to do this and wants out of this situation completely.  Hmm is there a way I can drink a diet Cookies N Cream ice cream bar as a beverage.  My guess?  Probably not!  Also upon further introspection don't really want to!  I'm THIRSTY yes and I'd EAT THE ICE CREAM BAR yes but I don't really wanna combine them do I?  No!  What else.  Schedule going okay today.  Perfectly!  Things are aligning just as I suspected they might.  Wow I'm a pretty good suspect.  A suspect is someone whose good at suspecting things.  IN A JUST WORLD THIS WOULD BE THE CASE.
     Tenth paragraph!  Either the last paragraph or maybe 1 bonus paragraph.  TWO AT MOST.  NOT THREE.  That's where I draw the line.  Hmm maybe I should get back into DOODLING.  And drawing lines is THE PERFECT place to start.  Every doodle of a thousand steps begins with a line.  What if it's a curve.  Curves are lines.  Curvy lines!  Oh okay.  Any big logistical Change Over I have to do with new year.  Throw out patriotism calendar.  Start a new MONTH for Crazy sheep.  Start reading at the beginning of the page for National Food Page Of The Day Page instead of scrolling down to the end.  Off the top of my head those are the main differences.  Starting to dislike watching Tales From That Crypt again.  First few episodes I was like hey I can dig getting into these again for a week and a half.  Now I'm bored of it.  LET'S CANCEL THAT EXERCISE!  Yeah!  In the mean time let's take a break from entry do EXERCISE.  By which I mean walking casually for 26 minutes.  Yeah!  I'll be back soon.

Well I'll See Ya Tomorrow

    Hey friends.  Got some coffee going on right now.  I'm not playin' around today!  I'm doing what I want to do and what I want to do is what is allotted for me to want to do by schedule.  It's a marriage of structure, convenience, and indulgence!  WOW THREE WAY MARRIAGE.  THAT'S HOT.  What else is going on.  Gonna take a nice shower circumstance today.  Probably won't be nice because of lack of hot water.  It'll be decent enough one would hope.  Anyway.  Crusty skin naturally lends itself to being bite-able but even I have my limits.  Not gonna bite at crusty skin!  Not appetizing to me!  FOR NOW.  I may be singing a different tune later on in life when I lower my standards on what's bite-able as one does as they age.  Either way in the meantime how's the Daily Structure going.  GOOD STUFF so far.  Jeez.
     What else is up.  I dunno.  Gotta write some paragraphs now.  That's what schedule say.  And why would schedule lie.  Schedule was specifically programmed to always tell the truth.  Anyway that was my Holiday Present to myself HOPEFULLY.  It's remotely possible this schedule lasts me MONTHS accounting for making minor-to-moderate changes over time.  It's the gift that keeps on giving!  Not really!  It doesn't give it all!  It was GIVEN to me and only BUT ONCE.  And then it continues doing it's job over time POTENTIALLY.  The point is I forget.  BUT I'LL NEVER FORGET THIS  SCHEDULE.  It's in Microsoft excel.  Excel documents are forever.  Except for all those other excel documents I've made over the course of my life.  Not a single one of them remains as far as I can remember.  But I got a good feeling about this one!  Anyway now I GET why homeless people need socks all the time.  Their adult crusty feet are wearing down their socks to the nub!  Now it makes sense.
     Hmm.  Any special communal society events or experiences this week.  We got New Years Eve coming up on Friday.  That's something people like for some reason.  Other than that, What Am I Supposed To Watch TV About?  Hmm.  I can see myself CircleWalking to The Sampsons.  Not ideal but I can see it being a halfway positive experience.  By which I mean half of the circle is positive and half is negative.  Presumably facing north and west is positive and facing south and east is negative.  Also I'm walking COUNTERCLOCKWISE during these walks.  Get used to it because I'm pot committed to it and nothing you say is gonna make me change!  Unless you give me some study that it's better to walk in a circle clockwise.  In which case that sounds interesting lemme at that study I wanna see what it's all about.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Delicious.  HMM.  This entry isn't great but Guess What THE REST OF THE DAY WILL BE.  I GOT PLANS.  GOOD PLANS.  PARTS OF THE PLAN ARE BORING AND FILLER.  BUT A LOT OF THE PLAN IS DECENT AND ENTERTAINING TO ME.  So that does you no good but it does me good!  Maybe it does you good.  Maybe I'm inspiring you to live your best life.  Either by following me and making Schedules or being like that's dumb now I'm gonna go out of my way to be LESS Scheduled.  Either way I'm helping you find out what works for you so I'm some sort of hero I guess?  Hmm.  Also-- are your feet crusty?  If not, maybe you haven't lived long enough!  It may happen to you at some point!  Sorry to worry you but it's best if you prepare for it ahead of time.  I wasn't prepared.  But I managed to get comfortable with it quick.  Oh okay I guess this is how it is now is how I felt pretty quickly. 
     Last paragraph of the act.  Wonderful.  If it was all laid out to me easily to cycle through, I might watch the DC Super Hero Movies from the last decade.  Even though I know for 80% of them I'm like I almost definitely don't wanna watch that.  But it might be HARD to get to each movie and maneuver my way around different streamers and whatnot.  I didn't sign up for having to do things that are hard!  Why would I do that.  I like things that are moderately easy.  Those are my favorite kinds of things by far.  What else is going on by far.  Rare, rare week where I'm alternating between pepsi and coke.  Had some coke left over from last week.  Bought pepsi for this week.  I get to taste test them IN REAL TIME.  I like pepsi better.  You heard it here first!  MICHAEL IS A PEPSI BOY.  THIS WEEK.  SUBJECT TO CHANGE POSSIBLY.  Anyway that's it for now.  I'll be back soon.

That Was The Best One Yet

    Archbishop Desmond Tutu died.  He will go down in history as a guy whose name I definitely recognized but never really knew what he did exactly.  But I assumed it was Good Stuff.  NOW I know it was South Africa based stuff generally.  Also Archbishop sounds like some thing.  Arch-bishop.  Pun or something.  THIS IS NO TIME FOR PUNS.  Then again THERE IS NEVER A TIME FOR PUNS as far as most people are concerned.  What else is going on.  I think I know a movie on Shutter: The Film Screaming Service I can watch to cover all CircleWalking today.  AMAZING.  I'm doing circlewalking again tomorrow.  I'll figure something out.  AMAZING.  Figuring something out is half the fun!  No it isn't.  But then again it's not fun at all in the first place.  Figuring something out is half the Negative Amount Of Fun.  That's accurate.  We're achieving -1 Fun with the whole enterprise and -.5 is figuring it out and the other -.5 is doing it.
    Coffee time!  Lemon Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day Is... Heavier, not bigger, lemons produce more juice.  Well that's obvious.  They're heavier because they contain more concentrated juice.  This doesn't shock me at all.  Either way what else is going on.  Also if Lemon Iced Tea knows facts about anything it's GOTTA BE lemon producing juice.  THIS IS THEIR ONE AREA OF EXPERTISE.  If they're wrong about this then they got REAL big problems.  Anyway all coffees with all acts today.  I like it!  To be honest I wasn't getting as much out of Later Coffee In The Day as I thought I might.  I'll try again next week.  Maybe at different times!  FASCINATING.  Not sure why South Africa needed both Desmond Tutu and Nelson Mandela.  Kinda feels like they should have just picked one and let that guy work on things.  Hmm.
     Here comes another paragraph.  Do I need to start planning and allotting calories for waking up mid-nighttime-sleeping and eating?  No!  That can't be right!  But if it happens every night at some point I gotta face the music and work it into Calorie Allotment Subset Part Of Daily Schedule.  Oh well that's life.  It's a DAILY schedule.  Not a NIGHTLY schedule.  That's a whole other thing!  I'd have to start from scratch for a nightly schedule!  Oh well that's life.  Hmm.  Also calorie allotment is 90% of daily schedule.  I'm not scheduling entertainment options or stuff like that.  It's all calories when you think about it.  Cause walks and stuff like that are calories, too!  GREAT JUST GREAT.  Let's say it's a Diet & Exercise Daily Schedule.  WE CAN SAY WHATEVER WE WANT THIS IS MY WEBSITE I ANSWER TO NO ONE.
     What else is crappening.  Two paragraphs to go on the standard 10/5/5 paragraph regimen.  Sounds about right for today.  LOOK was Desmond Tutu a hero I will look into to do my due diligence as an Okay Knowing Recent History Guy?  Probably!  I got a lot of time allotments of 45 minutes or so between walks and I can easily fit this in into one of them.  Either way the good news is HE WON South Africa is perfect now per my understanding.  Mission accomplished I guess!  WAIT was he a UN guy.  I feel like he might have been involved in United Nations.  Lemme LTURQ. NOPE.  I was wrong.  I am so sorry.  And the real embarrassing thing is there's probably some guy with an African sounding name that I'm thinking of and I'm a racist for confusing them.  Oh well!  Sometimes ya gotta take chances if you wanna impress people with knowledge you don't have but there's a chance you might have!  I regret nothing!
     Last paragraph presumably!  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Gotta make some tough choices today.  What to watch on TV.  What to listen to during walks.  When and if and what snacks to have over the day.  I don't envy me.  All added up it's gonna be a lot of stress and a lot of work, but that's life, right?  Might welcome CircleWalking like a long lost friend OR I might hate it!  I guess we'll see.  I'll see.  I might tell you later after the fact.  Depends on how interesting I find the results.  My guess is I'll find them Very Interesting.  What else is going on that I can close the entry up with.  I said absolutely nothing today.  And I'm okay with that.  It's a SUNDAY Sundays are BREAKS.  TIME OFF.  I took some time off from saying anything and tomorrow I'll resume saying stuff sporadically!  See ya later.

-12:47 P.M.

Saturday, December 25, 2021 

Finally, This Again!

    Hello friends!  Merry SOMETHING.  I forget what.  Some sort of Mass.  Anyway NO GUM CHEWED yesterday or today so far.  At this point we're building up a decent, noteworthy streak!  Also I was bored yesterday and inspired and I put together a very thorough and exact daily schedule that's FUN.  It totally seems like a daily schedule I can get behind doing every day and covers EVERYTHING I wanna do.  Right now I wanna do it FOREVER but in my head I'm like okay let's do that for rest of December and January.  It's FUN because I'm COMMITTED to it for ABOUT A MONTH.  What fun.  Anyway.  Sure there's gonna be 1-5 days a month that cause BLIPS in the schedule.  I can adjust accordingly because I'm a smart guy.  Hmm cancel this, move this around a bit, NO PROBLEM.  The point is it's all very exciting.  HEY it's Christmas.  Congratulations to people who celebrate it.  YOU DID IT.
     Anyway.  Man oh man.  Today is the first day I'm doing the entire day on schedule.  I can't believe it.  Jeez I gotta calm down about meticulous exact daily schedule.  IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.  IT'S SO GREAT.  Ugh.  Started a new phase of music listening on walks.  I've been listening to playlists of recent and recent-ish popular music since the summer, and now I had the bright idea to listen to the albums which hold the songs on those playlists I particularly enjoyed.  WOW WHAT A GENIUS.  This is great!  What else is today.  Saturday.  Hmm.  I like that.  Saturday is okay.  Does mean tomorrow I go back to circlewalking.  Does that interrupt schedule?  NOPE!  IT WAS DESIGNED TO ACCOMMODATE CIRCLEWALKING without changing things completely.  WOW THIS MUST BE A BRILLIANT SCHEDULE is what you're thinking. 
     Anyway.  National Day Of The Food is... National Pumpkin Pie Day.  I thought it would be more Christmas themed.  I can see people eating Pumpkin Pie on Christmas.  But it's not really the main thing you'd associate with Christmas.  Either way, GOOD ON THEM keeping Church and State separate.  This is NATIONAL food day not CHRISTIAN food day.  Pumpkin Pie is something all creeds and colors can celebrate today.  Except for people who worship pumpkins and would never in a million years eat one.  In which case hey I'd like to hear more about their religion sounds interesting.  Hmm.  Made three cups of coffee for myself again today.  Delicious!  Probably.  That'd be my first guess at least.  Got a new belt and IT'S AMAZING.   Totally works with no problem at all.  At some point I lost track of having good belts and just got used to the idea that a belt is gonna be shitty and torn and not work and stick out.  NONE of that with this belt.  It covers all the bases you want a belt to cover!
     Sure.  We'll see how I feel, but it's possible paragraphs in acts will be dictated by time and not consistent amount.  I got a specific amount of time I plan for Act I?  Maybe I write for that amount of time instead of always 10 paragraphs.  WE'LL SEE HOW I FEEL.  I guess.  What else is crappening.  Man what a schedule.  Sometimes you just take a step back at something you do and are like well that's just inspired.  You can do it even without taking a step back.  Not sure what the step back accomplishes.  I could already see the entire schedule one step closer.  Hmm.  I just took a klonopin as my Christmas Morning Present.  Probably gonna work out for the best!  Anyway.  Got in touch with Aunt and Uncle to thank them for presents.  That was the last chore of the week!  Now we're onto a new week with presumably 1 or 2 chores.  We'll see how that shakes out.  Wow!  There was FOG today.  That's what google said.  And I kinda got the sense of Fog while I was walking.  For some reason Fog excites me.  It's an interesting wild card!  Hey I can see where I'm going well enough but hey this slight fog is fun I guess.  Interesting.  Whatta riff!  People are gonna remember that one!
     Fifth paragraph and whatnot.  I know where I'm at in schedule and I know what's coming up but I kinda wanna just look at it some more just to marvel at it.  It's fun!  Amazing.  I think I'm gonna do that.  ALRIGHT!  That's a good schedule.  Amazing.   I think I talked about my schedule enough.  We really all got the idea that I like it.  Now it's time to move on with your lives.  Hmm.  What else am I passionate about.  WHAT ELSE IS THERE.  There's what I do every day.  THAT'S IT.  Nah there must be more out there.  There's more to life than my daily schedule!  Well FOR YOU maybe.  This is All I Got!  DAMNIT.  Plenty of times in Daily Schedule where I can play some ROCKSMITH if I want to.  Here's to hoping!  Wait.  HOPING.  Instead of doing a Here's To Hoping let's just cut out the middle man and Do Some Hoping.  YEAH.
    Freakin' have exact nice reasonable times for meals, sure.  But beyond that?  KINDA GOT TIMES FOR SNACKS.  And they're CONSTANT and ABUNDANT.  I'm not gonna force myself to be exact with this stuff but the general ideas I've mapped out are AMAZING re: snacks and when to eat them and how much calories to eat.  YEAH COFFEE TIME THAT'S RIGHT.  Anyway.  Maybe schedule doesn't last an entire 24 hours!  Today I already start making big changes.  Either way for a solid amount of time it was a Nice Ideal Imaginary Day that I enjoyed.  But either way NO GUM LATELY.  That's DEFINITE.  IN THE BOOKS.  Nothing hypothetical there.  YEAH.  What else is going on.  OH HEY got diet pepsi this week instead of coke zero and it's delicious!  WHAT WAS I THINKING all this time with coke zero.  I've been wasting my life!  At least re: Drinking Ideal Cola!  Then again if I go with pepsi for a few months and then go back to coke zero I'd probably be enthusiastic about the change then, too.
     YEAH.  What else is going on.  How did Christmas Trees start.  HEY I KNOW HOW TO CELEBRATE JESUS.  Let's Bring A TREE INDOORS.  Doesn't seem that intuitive to me!  But I don't know the religion that well so I guess I'm not one to say.  Anyway.  I liked browsing TV Guide last night because I get the sense that every channel is trying to start their own Christmas Tradition Franchise Movies To Show.  All desperate for theirs to catch on.  HARRY POTTER.  DIE HARD.  INDIANA JONES.  A FOURTH THROUGH SEVENTH THING.  Good luck is all I can say.  Gonna be tough to have a breakthrough with all these options.  What else is going on.  I think Harry Potter is kinda sacrilege?  Remember when Harry Potter said he was bigger than Jesus.  No.  That never happened.  It might have and we just don't know about it.  Possibly.
     Okay.  What else is going on.  NOT SURE about what to do re: writing entries based around Time or based around Paragraphs.  They align closely most of the time but not always on the nose!  I think today I'm gonna SEE HOW IT GOES.  Amazing.  Eighth paragraph.  Amazing.  Sleeper aspect of New Routine that's cool?  Re-arranging walks in terms of whether I'm walking in park or down city street.  Mixed it up a bit in a way I REALLY DID.  By which I mean I REALLY DIG.  I spelled it wrong by accident.  Now you know the horrifying truth that I'm not infallible.  Oh well that's life.  Also is it possible The Pope Is Santa?  We've never seen them both in the same place at the same time.  Mostly because we've never seen Santa AT ALL.  We've seen fake Santas all the time but I don't think we've EVER caught a glimpse of the real one.  Also NEVER SEEN THE REAL POPE.  We see fake Popes all the time but the real one THEY KEEP HIDDEN.
     What else is going on.  Look is it nice to have Holiday Meeting with Close Family?  Yeah!  I miss it!  But at the same time What Else Is Going On.  I think Christmas was rubbing off on me A BIT TOO MUCH.  Uncle re-married a Christian Lady so for the last 12 or so years we celebrated Holidays at their house on Christmas and it was 40% Christmas, 30% Chanukah, and 30% Holiday Season.  And I was getting A BIT TOO USED to The Christmas.  Good thing I got a couple of years off.  That'll set me straight.  What else is going on.  Ninth paragraph.  Wonderful.  When I was a kid I used to hate driving on bridges.  Terrifying!  Now as an adult I can't get enough of driving on bridges.  I like to live dangerously!  Gotta drive on a bridge or two to get to Extended Family's House.  That explains that.  What else explains other things that may or may not need explaining.  Huh?
     Okay.  First part of day is more or less same schedule I've been living.  Just a bit more regimented.  It'll really start to get interesting in the middle of the day with this official schedule!  WOW.  I CAN'T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT THIS SCHEDULE.  It truly will be the perfect life for the next five weeks.  Right now the aim is to do it through January and then re-evaluate.  But if I feel like it I can stop any time.  YEAH.  SURE.  What else is going on.  When doing calculations I discovered on average each paragraph ON AVERAGE takes about 7-10 minutes or something.  When I did the calculations I had a more exact number BUT I FORGET.  Also I feel like there's a lot of fluxuation.  Probably a lot of 4 minute paragraphs and 20 minute paragraphs.  WOW THIS IS EVEN MORE INTERESTING THAN THAT DUMB SCHEDULE I'M SO PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMEHOW.  It sure is.  It's the perfect blend of living a RESPONSIBLE structured healthy strict life and living a FUN loose indulgent life.  It's The First One but leaving enough room and time for all of the second one!  YEAH.
    Cool.  Gotta lot of time left over to write more act?  Maybe write a bit more and then still take next thing on schedule --walk #2-- a little bit early.  WOW.  I can do ANYTHING.  This is all so NEW anything can happen.  Cool.  The point is when I got birthday gift from Aunt and Uncle it was a check and when I got Channukah Gift it was in cash.  Wonder what that's all about.  Why are Birthday gifts checks and Christmas/Channukah cash.  They must have their reasons.  Should have asked them.  Oh well I guess there's always next year.  I might forget by next year.  UNLESS they do the same thing again.  Then I'd remember all over again!  Also the amount of the gifts were either the same or close enough that it wouldn't make a difference in this equation.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Possibly the most stressful part of the day is the last 2 walks o the day where I have to walk on city street and have to not pee the entire time.  Lately Starbucks has been CLOSED presumably because of The Omicron so even if I wanted to cheat and go in there to pee I couldn't.  GOOD.  BETTER OFF THAT WAY.  Thanks for being STRONG FOR ME Starbucks.
     What else.  Gotta be another store or two on this block that has bathroom for customers and non-customer pedestrians.  I can't go into each place and ask.  Sure I can.  Well not these days.  If there was no pandemic I could.  Fair point.  What else is going on.  One main potential problem in schedule, perhaps the biggest one, is that it requires me to not be home when Dad is placing order for Dinner Delivery.  Out taking a walk at that time.  But I feel 97 out of 100 times that shouldn't be a problem.  I can easily write down what I want and he could Improv some answers if there needs to be further discussion about some part of the order.  YEAH.  What else is going on.  Maybe they can get me in on the call while I'm walking.  Three way phone call.  Sounds sexy.  It shouldn't but it does.  That's life I guess.  One interesting thing about schedule which feels right right now but may not pan out is that I am looking forward to most things.  I feel like most of the time I'm up to something on schedule I'm gonna be like ALRIGHT TIME FOR THAT NOW.  GREAT!  LET'S DO IT.
     Seems about right.  13th paragraph.  Based on the time and everything, looks like maybe 14 or 15 paragraphs is within reach for today's Act I.  DON'T HOLD ME TO THAT.  HOW DARE YOU EVEN CONSIDER HOLDING ME TO THAT.  This is MY WEBSITE MY RULES.  Right now is a magical time where I have a few Raspberry Iced Teas and a lot of Lemon Iced Teas.  For today and possibly tomorrow I HAVE A CHOICE of what flavor Iced Tea I'd like.  AMAZING.  I dunno.  Not great.  I'm paralyzed by too many options.  I don't know where to begin.  Sure I do.  Drink what I have more of.  That way if I want options later on I still have them.  Sounds reasonable.  Cool!  Lemme take a look at what alcohol I have left.  I think it's like .5-.8 of a drinksworth.  Hmm.  Could be as much as 1 drinksworth.  FASCINATING.  So I got that in my back pocket.  Not literally.  Why should I.  I don't need to carry it around with me over the day.  Also it would make sitting down more uncomfortable.  I got enough problems in life without being more uncomfortable while sitting down!
     14th paragraph!  Let's do it.  Maybe take a slightly earlier Next Walk after this paragraph.  LOVE IT.  Let's do that.  Cool.  Walking in the park is great.  It's 2-3 less minutes which I have mixed feelings about.  It's a lot EASIER and MORE FUN to get through because the walk doesn't overstay it's welcome. At the same time, burns slightly less calories.  But the SCENERY and relative Less Contact With People make it more fun!  So that's what I feel about that.  Great.  I was WONDERING how I felt about that.  Even though I knew.  I was still somehow wondering something I already knew.  Okay.  Not sure about doing coffee with Act II or saving it for Coffee Time later in mid/late afternoon.  We'll see how it goes.  AMAZING.  The point is the next act will probably have some worthwhile things in it.  I look forward to accidentally chancing upon them!  Be back soon.
    

No Reason Not To

    More great news!  I started cycling through Tales From That Crypt again last night.  But this time I MEAN BUSINESS.  Really paying attention to watching it.  Like those other 40 times I went through it but from A SLIGHTLY different perspective and presumably a more interested and invested one.  YEAH.  So far so good.  Took up a fair amount of time!  Anyway no coffee for this act.  Save it for later, that's my motto!  Well it might be one day.  I dunno about that.  I think it's a good principle on occasion but lots of times we shouldn't save things for later.  So it will never be my motto in retrospect.  And if it IS my motto BE CONCERNED because I'm being coerced to having this motto and not doing it of my own free will so PLEASE contact the authorities if this situation comes up.  SOMETHING WRONG IS GOING ON.
     Okay.  Hey you know what I haven't drank yet today.  PEPSI.  Let's correct that right now!  Anyway.  My brother was gonna come over some time around now Late December but he's not because of that Pandemic thing people have been talking about.  Dunno if you heard about this but there's some sort of virus going around-- very dangerous!  Some people are upset.  And other people are upset that they're being told to be upset about it.  One group of these people are dumb.  Keep forgetting which one it is.  Either way can Santa get Covid?  No one ever talks about this.  I'm sure lots of people have talked about it.  Not to me.  Most conversations In The World aren't including me.  Yeah but how good could the conversation possibly be if I'm not involved.  Worthless words and ideas!  NOBODY NEEDS 'EM.  Only WHAT I SAY is relevant and interesting!  That's the impression I've been operating under for A LONG time.
     Yeah!  Maybe be a Pretzel Boy with Act III again.  That was fun when I did that.  Right?  I had fun.  Probably you had fun vicariously.  Probably!  We'll see if I'm actually hungry in terms of I want to eat or if I'm just sort of hungry in terms if hey I COULD eat.  Big difference!  Gotta stick with only eating with the first one 90% of the time.  That's what THE PROS do.  What pros.  The Diet Pros.  People who take good care of themselves in terms of what and how much to eat.  Oh THOSE guys.  Wonderful.  I don't mean to alarm you but I'm operating about 15 minutes ahead of schedule.  Oh no.  I guess we got the first couple of days to work out the kinks in the schedule.  That's to be expected.  There are kinks and there are ways to work them out.  That's what Christmas is all about!  Pretty sure there's an album CHRISTMAS WITH THE KINKS.  Better LTURQ.  They had at least one Christmas themed song.  "Father Christmas."  I feel like they had a dozen Christmas themed songs.  And there was an album Christmas With The Kinks.  And The Matrix decided to delete it from existence for some reason.  Presumably because IT HIT TOO CLOSE TO HOME re: Exposing The Matrix.
    Oh well that's life.  Probably just a standard 5 paragraph act here with Act II.  I like it!  I like lots of things.  Probably.  What else is going on.  My dad said it might be reasonable that my hot water isn't getting hot enough for long enough.  That happens when its cold outside.  WHAT THE HELL?  That's exactly when it SHOULDN'T be happening.  When it's Cold, that's when we need Hot the most!  Who DESIGNED this.  The Matrix Computers.  THOSE ASSHOLES.  Where can I write a suggestion to to make one change in the Matrix which is that I can have hotter showers for longer during The Cold.  Keep everything else, okay, but just this one thing!  I don't feel like I'm asking for too much.  Kinda do feel like I'm asking for too much.  Where do I get off asking for ANYTHING.  Can't hurt to ask, though!  I dunno.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  Maybe I should binge watch Die Hard Movies.  I know Three very well but the other ones not so much!  Seen the first half of the first one many times but I never make it deep into the movie for varying reasons which probably are led by Me Getting Bored.  Hmm so I get bored watching it.  Makes sense that I should Try Again.  No it doesn't.  Fair enough. What else is going on.  Wonder what kinda movie I'm gonna watch with next two days of CircleWalking.  That's the routine that I think is gonna stick.  CircleWalking is for watching Movies I'm interested in paying attention to for the week.  FEELS right.  YEAH.  I got all day to think about that.  That's a relief.  I was worried I'd have to think about it now.  Now I realize I can think about it later.  So much easier to do stuff later.  The point is I'll be back soon.

Is That What You Think

    Hey!  Time to write Act III.  Think I'm gonna aim Paragraphwise and not Timewise to finish this act.  Six paragraphs.  Making the total amount of paragraphs divisible by Five.  The BEST kind of divisible.  Anyway no pretzels now but I had a nice cookie instead.  I'm happy with my choice.  You should be too.  Why can't you just be happy for me in terms of getting to eat cookies.  BE PROUD OF MY SUCCESS.  Why should you be proud.  Couldn't have gotten here without you!  You've been with me through thick and thin.  By which I mean you were with me while I was thick and then while I started the process of getting thin.  What a strange ride it's been!  Not so strange.  I stopped drinking, did a lot of walking, and ate less.  Pretty normal stuff all in all.  But thanks anyway for your interest and implied support.  What else is going on.  OH RIGHT COFFEE TIME.
    Lemon Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day Is... Astronauts actually get taller when in space.  Dunno why they need the, "actually."  YES I doubt them all the time I read their, "Facts," but they don't need to call attention to the fact that what they're saying shouldn't be believed.  Anyway KIDNA KNEW THIS FACT.  But the way I heard it was that they get shorter.  So not only did I NOT know this fact but I was doing MUCH WORSE than not knowing it.  Believing the opposite.  I'd have been so much better off Just Not Knowing It.  Then again maybe I'm right and snapple is wrong.  Then again who cares the iced tea tastes fine and coffee is delicious.  Wonderful!  Can't wait to see when and if I ever use the BBQ Sauce I bought.  What will be the special lucky first thing where I'm like ya know what?  BBQ Sauce has relevant amount of calories.  DOESN'T MATTER.  TRYING SOME BBQ SAUCE WITH THIS.  My first guess?  I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT FAR YET.  GET BACK TO ME TOMORROW.
     Wonderful.  During the couple of days a month that Schedule Is Called Into Question, maybe just DON'T TAKE ONE WALK THAT DAY.  Six instead of seven.  Don't go nuts trying to work out a way to fit in the extra walk.  STICK TO SCHEDULE.  THE SCHEDULE KNOWS ALL.  SCHEDULE IS INFALLIBLE.  What else is going on.  Still ahead of schedule today.  Maybe that's for the best.  Maybe the schedule remains the same but I just get an extra 15-30 minutes in this time period of the day!  I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.  Think of all I could accomplish with that time!  MASTURBATE OR SOMETHING.  Off the top of my head that's one way to go.  Kinda don't feel like adding, "Masturbate," to schedule.  It's IMPLIED I'll get around to it but I dunno if I wanna make it official or anything.  Then it starts to seem like work.  And who needs that.  Some people.  Some people GET OFF on masturbating seeming like work.  Probably.  People can get off on pretty much anything they put their mind to.  I could see that being a thing for people!
    Good for them.  And if no one has gotten off to that yet, I just came up with a great idea and You're Welcome.  What else is going on.  Three more paragraphs.  I can, "Dig," that because that's how I feel like feeling about doing this thing I feel like doing.  Hmm.  Knowing I can watch Tales From That Crypt again is a GAMECHANGER for the next week or two.  Oh right now I got something to put on in the background All Over Again.  But THIS TIME it's SLIGHTLY LESS in the background and SLIGHTLY MORE in the foreground.  I wanna get in the spirit of this for real.  Not watch them as if I'm Me in 2021.  Wanna watch them as if I'm... some guy... when they were made... or more accurately aired.  And also imagine Okay it's like Midnight on a Saturday Night or whenever they premiered episodes let's GET INTO IT.  Maybe I am a child in this scenario.  Children get the most out of TV Programs in general and DEFINITELY POSSIBLY an enterprise like this.  Then again some of the adult themes might go over their head.  Maybe imagine I'm a Childish Adult.  It's the role I was born to play!
     Penultimate paragraph!  Wonderful.  ALSO new schedule leaves room for periods of READING.  BOOKS!  That'd be an interesting mix-em-up.  I can see myself finishing the Sleater=Kinney Lady Book for starters.  That'd be my first instinct if I was gonna start reading something.  Hmm.  Let's hope that pans out.  I'm under the impression it's good to read.  I forget why or how but that's been ingrained in my brain since I was young.  Could be a scam somehow but I don't know.  ALSO periods to REST.  I tried that out a bit yesterday.  Hey got 45 minutes or an hour between walks?  Just LAY DOWN and see what happens.  That's fun, too!  Dunno if that's supposed to be a good thing for people to do.  Seems kind of unproductive.  And being productive is the main thing we're supposed to be per my understanding of The Matrix.  A REST IN THE AFTERNOON CAN LEAD US TO HAVE MORE ENERGY TO BE PRODUCTIVE IN THE EVENING.  Okay calm down about it jeez.
     Last paragraph!  Wonderful.  Got lunch coming up not so far away.  Should be a good one.  Trying something new!  Kids Meal from Super Market.  Some turkey meatloaf and Health Spaghetti.  I like the part where it's food and I get to shove it down my gullet.  What else is going on.  A LOT OF THESE SONGS ON PLAYLISTS WERE RELEASED AS SINGLES?!?!?  What am I supposed to do with that!  Maybe listen to the other most recent album by those artists.  HEY I like the way you think.  Presumably.  It's a decent idea.  So I'm guessing you think well such that you came up with that decent idea.  Good on ya!  What else is crappening.  In the end I'm finishing the entry about half an hour before Schedule Had Me Aiming For.  GREAT.  Wonderful.  I hope you all enjoyed your Holiday Day today.  Can't say Christmas.  Gotta call it HOLIDAY DAY.  Oh well that's life.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-12:41 P.M.

Friday, December 24, 2021 

Something's Bound To Happen

    Hello friends.  Friday entry!  That means that it Act I may be interrupted by Super Market Delivery!  Great!  I don't mind.  Means I don't need to hang around waiting for it between Act I and Walk II.  HEY I did no CircleWalking yesterday!  Well, I did for about ten minutes, then I decided I don't have to do this and I stopped!  And I loved it!  Totally freed up my day to take Real Walks and Eat Meals with much more flexibility!  ALSO had third coffee at some point in the afternoon I forget but I liked it!  Was it LATE Afternoon?  Coulda been!  So basically Pretty Good Day!  And I get to do it all over again today!  Hmm.  Apparently it snowed a bit over night.  There was some snow on the ground today on my walk.  So I'm assuming it snowed.  Maybe some guy just spread around a lot of fake snow.  OR real snow.  But it didn't snow, it just came from the fake guy.  Now the guy is fake?  Apparently!
     Wonderful.  It's the one week anniversary of moving to Microsoft Excells to keep track of calories Plus.  I was just keeping track of calories.  Now it's PLUS.  Times I'm eating.  Calories Burnt.  THE DATE to signify what day it was for each of the measurements I'm mentioning.  FUN STUFF.  Anyway I also included a column hours spent playing Rocksmith because I want to learn how to play the guitar.  So far?  ZERO for each day.  Didn't bother typing in the Zero.  Just left it blank.  Figure Future Me could put two and two together and figure out that means Zero.  Unless I get considerably dumber.  Which is possible!  We all gotta get smarter in one direction.  Might as well be in the wrong direction!  Hey great what else.  Christmas Eve today!  I will celebrate by HEY let's check out the National Food Of The Day.  Patriot Day Food Is... National Eggnog Day.  Well that's reasonable.  Dunno if I'd like eggnog.  Well, I can assume I wouldn't.  Probably had it once or twice.  Probably didn't like it!
    OKAY.  OH HEY SHIT.  I chewed NO GUM yesterday.  No foolin'!  Let's see if I can keep that going today.  Wonderful.  Is there some sort of gum like substitute for chewing gum.  That has the texture and taste and relative minimum calories of gum?  Yes.  There is.  It's called GUM.  Yeah but I'm trying to avoid chewing gum.  THEN YOU'RE OUT OF OPTIONS BUDDY.  Oh okay great.  What else is going on.  I successfully shaved yesterday.  Didn't even charge the Shaver at all.  Guessed it would still have power from last week and I guessed right!  Successfully called my Aunt and Uncle to thank them for gifs and it successfully went to voice mail and I successfully didn't leave a message.  I may UNsuccessfully try calling them again today.  Not sure how I'll mess that up.  I may or may not reach them but odds are I can successfully CALL them.  YEAH.  I like it when there's a bit of snow on the grass but magically no snow on the sidewalk or streets.  Nice aesthetic!  Get off my back about it!
    Hmm.  This way I don't have to look at the grass.  DISGUSTING.  Anyway.  Had a dream I was getting high with someone.  Or something.  I forget the details but part of it had to do with marijuana HAVING and/or marijuana CONSUMING.  With one or two other people.  GREAT.  I don't remember being high in the dream.  I think I may have just been GETTING marijuana from this guy which was even more exciting than consuming it!  Hmm.  Let's see what Eggnog is exactly once and for all.  For now.  I'll probably forget by tomorrow.  But either way.  Hmm.  Egg Nog is Milk Cream Sugar Egg Whites Egg Yolks and Alcohol.  SEE that's why I'm never gonna remember.  I dunno if it has to be ALL those things or SOME and if its some WHICH ARE NECESSARY.  Basically I just think of it as Milk + Alcohol.  Figure that's basically right enough.
     Amazing!  Also if you're saying Egg Whites and Egg Yolks why not just say Eggs.  I dunno.  You probably have your reasons.  I'll get off your back about it.  Why not.  What else.  Eating meals at different times also has led me to leaving unique times between meals.  Since March or so at least I would ALWAYS have lunch around 4:30 and dinner around 9:30.  So essentially not only was I having meals at same time but the time BETWEEN meals was always the same.  Five hours.  NOW it could be SIX!  FOUR AND A HALF.  ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN and I DIG the flexibility this gives me.  Anyway.  Figured out A LIFE HACK so that I could always wear my mask when answering door for delivery.  PUT IT ON AHEAD OF TIME.  For several days I was like okay I heard the bell gotta panic and remember to grab my mask and put it on.  Now I realize JUST PUT THAT SUCKER ON AHEAD OF TIME.  Even if I just have it lowered.  I'm some sort of genius it turns out!
   Got coffee going.  HEY Nas, "Dropped," a new album!  I remember listening to him way back in the day.  You know, May or June?  So much has changed.  Anyway I think today was the first day I saw snow since starting walking Post Complete 100% Quarantine in beginning of April.  FASCINATING.  This is good stuff!  Slight possibility I'll write bonus paragraph(s) for Act I.  At this point I'll most likely finish 10 paragraphs before Super Market delivery gets here.  So we'll see how I feel.  My best guess is I feel Nothing.  Sounds about right.  Anyway.  I don't like watching sports docuseries following professional sports teams throughout the year and you see them at training and team meetings and stuff.  By which I mean I like them well enough to turn em on in the background BUT the thing I don't like is when coaches are trying to motivate players and stuff.  Cause I see what they're doing and I'M NOT MOTIVATED.  If I was on the team I'd almost always be like this is the best ya got?  I'm not inspired by this.  You're an idiot.  Now I'm gonna do worse because you can't properly get me goin'!  Doesn't seem right.
     Wonderful!  Well I guess they're saving their good motivations for when they're not on camera.  Don't wanna give away the good stuff!  Other teams could be watching this docuseries and get this great motivation FOR FREE.  Fair enough.  What else.  Wearing nice Adult Casual Button Down shirt.  It's NICE because it's buttons BUT mostly casual.  And also you put all that together?  Ya get ADULT!  Anyway Raspberry Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day... Dragonflies have six legs but cannot walk.  Hmm.  That MIGHT be a new one.  I feel like I read about dragonflies before but things not being able to walk sounds new to me.  Anyway.  Probably harder to walk with six legs.  I have trouble with TWO legs.  Try coordinating six legs at once.  It'd be very hard!  I'm with the dragonflies, why bother, this is too hard.  Gotta wonder why evolution gave them legs.  No I don't.  I'm sure evolution has its reasons.  Far be it from me to question that!
     Eighth paragraph!  Amazing.  Also they're flies?  Of course they don't walk.  THEY CAN FLY.  C'mon.  What else is going on.  It's a Holiday Season Miracle that since complaining explicitly about phone not charging, it's been charging pretty easily and regularly.  THANK YOU HOLIDAY SEASON.  I dunno which specific Holiday is responsible for this miracle so you all get partial credit!  PIZZA PARTY FOR EVERYBODY!  YES.  What else is going on.  Is it possible the last supper was a pizza party?  No.  It's not possible.  But is it possible it would have been BETTER if it was?  Yes.  It DEFINITELY would have been.  Wasn't it Passover Seder.  You can't have bread on Passover.  Pizza is bread.  Maybe you can make some Mock Pizza with Matzoh.  I dunno what you can or cannot do.  That's your business not mine!  Anyway.  I bet if Jesus is eating Matzoh he SECRETLY turns it into regular bread just as he takes a bite so he gets The Deliciousness and NO ONE IS THE WISER.  Whatta goof this Jesus was.  I LIKE IT.
     Ninth paragraph!  If I've learnt anything from deriving some weird self esteem from writing this website which I find halfway entertaining its that being A Goof is the best thing you can be.  That's my impression!  Could be wrong but I'm betting it all that Being A Goof will pay off somehow in life.  Anyway.  I'm always LESS motivated by these motivation speeches than if it was just nothing.  Oh well that's life.  Also we must consider the alternative that Being A Goof is THE WORST THING someone can be.  Oh well.  Ya win some ya lose some.  That's life!  That can't be right though.  Now you're saying Jesus Was The Worst?  You can get in a lot of trouble for saying that!  You could be CANCELLED just like that.  They tried to cancel the Beatles for saying something about Jesus.  They didn't even say he was the worst!  Hmm.  What was Beatles Exact Quote about Jesus.  Lemme LTURQ.  "We're more popular than Jesus now."  That's it.  Maybe people didn't like it because it's wrong.  LOOK they were very popular but across the universe Jesus still probably had more fans and also more HARDCORE fans.  So maybe it's incorrect but that's life.
    Anyway.  Gotta kick out of no CircleWalking yesterday!  It felt like it was the first time in months I hadn't done it when it was really just a week and a half.  A week and a half is a long time, too.  Sure.  What else is going on.  Presumably won't do CircleWalking until Sunday.  That's... hmm.. lemme count... Today and tomorrow are Friday and Saturday... TWO FULL DAYS without circlewalking.  Amazing!  I think hot water wasn't all it could be when I took shower yesterday.  DANGIT.  Gonna have to look into what that's all about.  By which I mean tell my Dad and maybe he knows.  That's how I look into things.  Outsource it to other people who might know!  Sounds great.  I looked into what Eggnog was just a few paragraphs ago.  I looked into Jesus Beatles Quote.  Those are two things I looked into just recently!  Guess I'm some sort of Research Genius Guy.  Anyway gonna write at least one bonus paragraph now!
     Amazing.  What else is going on.  Probably cap it off at 1 or 2 bonus paragraphs.  YEAH.  Hmm.  Look do I get some sort of Sadistic Perverse pleasure from watching professional coaches be terrible at motivating players?  A LITTLE BIT.  It makes me think hey if they suck at their job maybe I CAN get a job and suck at it because apparently it's not a big deal to suck at your job.  That's not sadistic or perverse.  That's just looking at the bright side of things!  And also it puts me on the same level as them.  They suck and I'd suck at my job, too!  We're all in this sucky adventure together!  Great.  Also I'm sure they're fine or excel at 95% of their job.  You know like filing paper work and stuff.  Making faxes.  Putting mail into cubbies.  Whatever else the head coaches do when they're not motivating players.  Hmm. 
     Last paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  NAS album is only 9 songs and 29 minutes long.  THAT'S BARELY LONG ENOUGH TO BE CONSIDERED A NORMAL LENGTH FOR A REGULAR ALBUM.  Good for him.  Made the cut barely!  Look albums gotta be 30 minutes.  We're gonna round you up but we're not 100% happy about it!  Who is We.  ME and EVERYONE ELSE.  Sure.  HMM Wikipedia says the album is 29 minutes and 16 seconds long.  This 16 seconds adds some more context and now I feel more comfortable rounding up.  GREAT.  It's a Holiday Season Miracle!  AGAIN!  What was the first Holiday Season Miracle.  My phone charging easier and more consistently I think.  Yeah that was great.  Kind of like Channukah miracle of lights.  The phone stayed charged for 8 full days instead of 1 night.  Something along those lines.  GREAT.  I'll be back in a little bit.

We're In This Together

    Hey!  Trying a nice Ice Cream Bar Pop Thing.  Cookies 'n Cream.  Let's see what that's all about.  HEY this is good stuff!  Not the most convenient snack to have while typing.  Gotta get a napkin or something to lay it down on between bites.  Or just stuff it down my gullet as quickly as possible.  Let's compromise.  I'll put it down on a paper towel but still stuff it down my gullet relatively quickly.  Either way super market delivery came!  Good deal.  I think they had everything I wanted.  Good deal.  I only have to write five paragraphs now before I do the next thing in life.  Good deal!  Saving Coffee #3 for mid afternoon again.  Scheduleingwise I think I'm gonna have a WalkBreak around 3:30-4:30 PM.  PERFECT time for coffee.  And trying to call my Aunt and Uncle again.  I DID call them successfully.  We went through this.  They just didn't answer.  That's THEIR fault.
     What else is going on.  I don't like how when I click the Time on Microsoft Windows now it doesn't show me an exact To The Second Clock now.  I wanna see what the time is To The Second.  WHAT'S THE DEAL.  Why are they trying to withhold this information from us.  I can't think of any FINANCIAL reason.  Or SOCIETAL reason.  Maybe they just forgot to do it.  Either way I like this ice cream bar pop thing.  Delicious!  I'll eat it again later on possibly as soon as tonight.  Not the SAME bar.  I already ate most of that.  I'd eat a new Relatively Identical Bar.  Amazing.  What kinda stuff can I watch on The Television Set today.  More Uninspiring Football.  More Semi-Inspiring Simpsons.  Maybe figure something else out, I dunno!  Anything's possible.  Except for all those things that aren't possible.  That probably outnumber the things that are possible By FAR.  For every 10 things that are possible, there's probably 10 million things that aren't possible.
     Makes sense.  Finished the bar!  Getting through 2 paragraphs with it was pretty good.  What else is going on.  Looking forward to becoming a Pretzel Guy!  Have those individual serving bags of pretzels EASILY 3-5 times a week.  This is gonna be a game changer because who doesn't like a Pretzel Guy.  Maybe you don't know any pretzel guys.  That's your loss.  Pretzel guys are out there and you really should give them a chance because they're a great subset of guys is the point I'm trying AND SUCCEEDING to make.  NOT a pretzel guy at Hot Dog Cart.  Pretzel from them would probably be pretty good but if I'm at a Hot Dog Cart FUCK THE PRETZEL GIVE ME SIX HOT DOGS.  That's how I feel.  NOT SO SURE about the 6 Hot Dog Subset Of Guys.  I am part of them but it's not necessarily something I'm proud of or want other people to know.  Except for Here in This Safe Space.  Wonderful.  Hey what else is going on.
     Huh.  Also I'd gladly settle for six Street Dogs but lets be honest I really want 10.  And also lets be honest Just Give Me All Of Them and I'll eat ten now and save the rest for later.  I dunno.  What else is going on.  They've got Halal Carts on Internet Delivery Enterprises.  No Hot Dog Carts though.  Not to my knowledge.  And my knowledge is very expansive in this area!  I solidly know 5-10% of the information out there on whether they probably have hot dog carts or not.  Anyway.  You go to a Halal Cart and 9 times out of 10 they have Hot Dog listed as part of a dozen things on their menu on the side of the cart.  And 10 times out of 10 they'll go no we don't actually make hot dogs.  So basically there's something wrong with the world we live in and this is a good example of that thing.
    I used to pity pretzel people as a kid.  They can't have potato chips.  How sad.  But now I GET IT.  Anyway.  Hey I get to take a shower circumstance soon.  Hopefully water is hot enough for long enough.  That's how I feel!  Also I HATE how there's a bunch of Halal food options on Door Dash and I KNOW a couple of them are legit carts and not sit down places but I DON'T KNOW WHICH.  Cause if I knew which I'd DEFINITELY 100% get from A Cart.  Keep it simple!  I know what they're doing and they're doing what I want.  But it's hard to tell which one to choose just based on the name of the, "Restaurant."  GOD DAMNIT.  Just give me what I want.  CHICKEN LAMB MIX OVER RICE WITH NO SALAD AND HOT SAUCE AND LIGHT WHITE SAUCE.  Also give me the will power, strength and mental acuity and natural ability for quick calculation estimations to split it up into three equal meals.  LOTTA variables I need to conquer here but if I can BIG PAY OFF.  Anyway.  Shower Time!  Also YES I'd like ACTUALLY LIGHT White Sauce but I'll have to settle for what they give when they hear Light White Sauce which is GIVE A SHIT LOAD OF WHITE SAUCE but presumably less than normal.  I don't even know what normal is anymore, having asked for Light for so long!  I just know Light is STILL A SHIT LOAD.  Oh well there's literally nothing I can do.  I've tried saying VERY Light but not with much success.   Either way SHOWER TIME.

Oh Okay I Get It

    Hello friends.  Time to wrap up the entry.  I get a nice Lunch Break between next to walks.  Nice coffee break between the following space between walks.  NICE ROUTINE for the 5 out of 7 days without circlewalking a-forming!  Not sure why I needed the prefix, "a."  Just felt right.  The point is there is a positive routine coming together and I DIG IT.  Then again maybe nows the time to DITCH routines.  Now's the time to GO WILD.  I dunno gonna have to look into that one.  Either way what else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Shower was just hot enough for just long enough but I'M NO HAPPY ABOUT IT.  Also I'm NOT happy about it.  But also, "No Happy," too, apparently!  That's life!  Hey great what else.  I hate that my house was designed that it takes me 6 seconds to get from the front door to the closest bathroom.  Kinda feel like the front door should lead directly to the bathroom and then there's another door on the other side of the bathroom that leads to the rest of the house.  I NEED TO PEE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.  This six seconds IS THE WORST.  Coffee Time.
    Then again I can just open the front door and pee in the coat closet which is only ONE second away and be like well this is close enough I guess.  Maybe install a toilet there!  That's a good Out Of The Box idea.  Hmm.  Oh right I was gonna get coffee.  HMM.  I'm not sure if it'll align COMPLETELY.  But it's possible that New Routine can spread to CircleWalkign Days by replacing Coffee Time with CircleWalk and then having 2nd CircleWalk after somewhat-earlier-dinner.  I DUNNO.  IT'S DEFINITELY a possible possibility.  YEAH!  What else is going on.  Got Snapple to finish with new coffee.  I've accumulated too many Snapple.  Also the plural of Snapple is also Snapple.  You heard it here first.  But hopefully you'll hear it time and again throughout the rest of your life because it catches on.  If I make one contribution to the universe I could be doing a lot worse than getting the plural of Snapple being Snapple to catch on.  Could be doing a lot better, too.  Oh well ya take what ya can get.
     Sure!  What if I produce and raise a really special and great Kid or Kids.  I dunno.  This Snapple thing might still be better than that for the universe.  Universe is full of kids.  Not full of people who make up single words that catch on for the rest of the universe's life.  Hmm.  Looking at the time and how I'm imagining the rest of the day, I might write an Act III longer than 5 paragraphs.  We'll have to see how it shakes out!  YEAH.  I might be supposed to be wearing an undershirt under this casual button down shirt.  No one ever told me.  Either way I'm not doing it and I don't see how anybody can complain because they're none the wiser.  Hmm.  Do I really wanna write more paragraphs of this than is necessary?  I don't know how to answer that question.  Wait, yes I do.  Maybe I Dunno Not Sure.  That's how I answer that question.  Wow!
     Fourth paragraph of the act.  Cool!  Gonna pour some SODA.  This snapple hasn't been all I hoped it would be as a compliment to coffee.  BRB.  Wonderful!  ALSO  I just put away everything from Super Market that wasn't refrigerated or freezered!  That killed the amount of time I would have spent writing a quick bonus paragraph or two.  So this turns out to be the penultimate paragraph!  Alright!  I'm feeling confident about having new Afternoon Routine spilling over into the 2 out of 7 days with CircleWalking.  Adjustments can be made that more or less keep the routine together roughly in the abstract.  HOLY CRAP.  Now I'm pretty much Routine'd!  I LIKE IT.  Maybe after a few days I'll stop liking it.  I'M HAPPY WITH THAT.  I'll give myself the option to OPT OUT of adopting current Rough Routine for as long as I want!  Any time I wanna do something different I HAVE THAT CHOICE.  YEAH.
     Last paragraph of the day.  What a wonderful day it was.  I accepted groceries and put them away with great success.  Kinda saw that coming ahead of time but it's still a relief it played out exactly how I hoped it would.  Hmm.  Guess I can watch some Them Simpsons today.  I can see myself relaxing to that.  Sometimes it's too engaging and stressful.  All the colors and whatnot.  But I can see TODAY being relaxed by them and the jokes the different blobs of colors are making.  Anyway.  Think we covered all the main bullet points for today.  National Day Of The Food.  Snapple Facts.  The Nonsense and the Diary elements.  All them words arranged into things we can call paragraphs if we're being generous about it.  Yeah!  I'll be back tomorrow with more crap.

-12:45 P.M.

Thursday, December 23, 2021 

I'm Trying To Be Positive

    Hey!  Since I complained, the phone has been charging pretty well.  ALSO no gum yet today!  So basically life is going pretty well on my end!  Forgot to shave.  Forgot to thank relatives for gifts.  I can do both of those today, no problem.  Just remind me later.  Actually don't.  If you somehow got in touch with me to remind me I'd be scared and confused.  Possibly dazed, too!  Probably not though!  What else is going on.  Watched That Matrix yesterday.  Pretty good!  I didn't not not dislike it!  I recommend it to anyone who would roughly enjoy watching it.  What else.  Today might be first day in almost two weeks since I don't do any circle walking.  OR I might do circle walking.  The choice is mine!  No one can make it for me.  Unless you get in touch with me and make my choice for me.  Which is scary, confusing, dazing, and also why am I outsourcing this choice.  It's one thing for you to suggest something to me but I should still ultimately decide for myself.
     Cool!  I read somewhere that they're saying at this point Everyone Will Get Covid.  I DISAGREE.  I'm only going into places 1-3 times a month assuming I no longer use bathrooms.  Same for my Dad.  Mom even less.  We'll be the exceptions that prove the rule hopefully.  Anyway.  Also I read somewhere they're saying it?  I'm sure if you read else where Some Other Them are saying different things.  The point is HEY HOW ABOUT THE BUCK SHOWALTER.  I saw a picture of him and he sure looks like someone who'd be Buck Showalter.  Probably feel that way because I've seen him in the past.  Makes sense.  Getting Amazon Fresh delivery!  Re-upping with a few things.  Including getting SOME MORES Pop Parts.  Those are the best per my understanding.  Not available at regular Super Market.  Delicious!  The point is now that I know how to measure out cups of things-- with measuring cups-- I'm gonna try eating from Tub Of Ice Cream again.  I've neglected it for far too long because I wasn't sure how much I was eating.  NOW I KNOW HOW TO KNOW.
     Yeah!  Might try NEW DINRE tonight.  I can't wait to see if they're as good or worse or better or just different than other dinre.  Made enough coffee for three cups for me.  Great.  Wonderful.  Important information for everyone to see.  Anyway no spoilers about the Matrix Movie but in retrospect I only was able to follow 80% of the plot.  I got the main idea!  But now that I think about it Not 100% sure what was going on.  That's what repeat viewings are for!  I guess.  National Food Of The Day is... National Pfeffernusse Day.  That's impossible.  There is no way that's an English word.  And we live in an ENGLISH country.  Founded on ENGLISH TRADITIONS.  Hmm.  Small German SPICE Cookies.  Not sure what a spice cookie is.  Sounds counterintuitive, though!  HEY CINNAMON IS A SPICE AND THEY BELONG WITH COOKIES.  Okay calm down it's not that big a deal!
     Hmm.  Also every food of the day for the last week and a half has been somehow Christmas related.  Where they're like THIS PRE-CHRISTMAS TRADITION FOOD BEGAN IN... and then they say when that Pre-Christmas Tradition Food Began In.  I assume.  I never read past the set-up.  Cause I don't care!  I'll read enough to see What It Is.  I care enough about that usually.  What else is going on.  No Franchise I have to watch now.  Hmm.  I can watch the FRIDAY Trilogy.  I've seen them all before but not in a while!  So that's one thing to consider.  Not considering it too strongly.  Maybe I should be.  I'll give it some thought later on when I feel like it more.  I like Cancer Company's granola bar from regular super market but then on amazon fresh they have the same thing with a chocolate shell that's only 10 more calories.  HOLY SHIT.  A DELICIOUS GRANOLA BAR I LIKE WITH BONUS CHOCOLATE?  10 CALORIES?  SIGN ME UP ALL THE TIME.  Also they're probably no the same thing under the chocolate.  EITHER WAY I LIKE BOTH.
     YEAH.  Basically for Health Delicious Small Snacks my two brands are turning out to be Fiber One and Annies.  Gotta hope they're good companies and not evil.  They're good at making snacks.  ALREADY that doesn't sound SO evil.  Oh well that's life.  HEY I got coffee coming up after this paragraph.  Wonderful.  Anyway.  Yesterday successfully had an early lunch and a halfway early dinner.  And it worked out just fine!  Maybe I can do that again today.  It FEELS right.  Ugh.  I didn't say what I was having for lunch or dinner so it's okay to talk about.  Ham sandwich for lunch.  Hopefully Chocolate Chip Pancakes for dinner.  Ugh.  I DID say what I'm having for lunch and dinner now.  So it WASN'T okay to talk about.  WHY DID I HAVE TO DO IT.  NOW THE ENTRY IS THE PITS.  Oh.  I know.  Because it was already the pits.  And I thought if I went deeper into the pits I might be able to find my way out in reverse.  Hmm.  Coffee time.
     I don't mean to brag but I got a piece of mail saying I was PRE-SELECTED for a new credit card.  Dunno what I have to do to just become SELECTED.  But I'm sure I'll figure it out at some point when I really need to.  Anyway coffee!  Trying to not take Klonopin whenever I feel like it.  As I have been.  Taking it 2 or 3 times a day the last couple of days.  SAVE IT.  I can survive without it!  Probably!  But then when I talk to Doctor tell her I've been taking it every day sometimes twice and she gives the go-ahead to officially being able to do that.  YEAH.  That'll show 'em.  That'll show ALL of 'em.  Anyway Christmas is in two days.  I will celebrate by doing what I do every day! ...CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS.  For some reason I do it every day.  Get off my back about it!  My body my choice.
     Seventh paragraph.  Wonderful.  If I'm not drinking... and I'm not circle walking... and I may not be on Klonopin... what AM I doing.  Gotta get back into Rocksmith.  I MUST LEARN GUITAR.  That's something to do.  It makes too much sense!  Except for the part where it's hard.  That element of it isn't great!  LOOK I haven't had chocolate chip pancakes in like three weeks.  I decided despite what internet insists across multiple web pages, chocolate chip pancakes are more calories than what they say.  And I don't wanna indulge that much.  HOWEVER I feel like I'm DUE for some Chocolate Chip Pancakes!  AT this point it looks like 80% shot from Regular Dinre and 20% shot a new one.  Which is GOOD for this food option.  They make 'em good!  YEAH.  Also what kind of side will I have with the ham sandwich?  Was talking about ice cream and possible ice cream cake cones foreshadowing?  NO.  Because I didn't talk about the cones part.  The ice cream alone WAS good foreshadowing though because that's a solid option.
     AMAZING.  We're back into lunch and dinner talk.  Gotta give the people what they want!  You can live vicariously through me.  I live vicariously through me all the time.  Fun AND Convenient.  Hmm.  Eighth paragraph.  Whattado with the middle of the day. I'm stumped.  Guess that will reveal itself to me when I get to that point.  Right now the main thing I'm imagining is watching Them Sampsons while Not Walking.  VERY possible option.  Perhaps even the Plurality Option.  Cool!  Anyway.  LOOK what else is going on.  There's prequels to Harry Potter.  Do I have to watch them?  My guess?  Not yet.  Maybe in a decade when there's seven of 'em I'll have to watch them.  In which case I'll wait another 12 years and THEN watch 'em.  It's good to have plans and things to look forward to.  I dunno what to look forward to in real life.  The best I could come up with was Finish Alcohol I Have On New Years Eve.  But it's .5-1 drinksworth.  And why should I look forward to alcohol when I just made a point to stop and am getting a lot out of having stopped?
    Maybe I just wanna look forward to New Years Eve.  IT'S A CELEBRATION.  It gets funner and funner every year because each year gets worse and worse every year.  So each time we're confronted with a clean slate it gets better and better looking.  AMAZING.  Ninth paragraph.  What else is going on.  I feel like I also could get something out of taking my Ritalin as opposed to the Klonopin.  You'd think if I wanted a klonopin a ritalin would do DAMAGE to me.  Nope!  Just take SOMETHING and I'm doing okay.  Cause I'm dumb!  What else is going on.  The point is I'm gonna add dinre to the dictionary so I remember not to correct it and also as motivation to make it a dumb thing I say EVERY time I say the word dinre from now on.  I LIKE THOSE ODDS.  Hmm. Where is that coming from.  Maybe cause I get pizza from place called Centre Pizza.  Kind of the same principal.  But I feel like that's a coincidence and I think Dinre should be the word regardless of this other Italian restaurant!
     Last paragraph of the act.  Amazing!  Here's some more foreshadowing-- I talked about main alternative idea to Side With Ham Sandwich in this entry, too.  Can you figure out what it was?  I dunno!  Happy hunting!  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Cold out there today!  But I wore Sweater Jacket and Winter Jacket.  So I wasn't so cold out there today!  Hardly seems fair to people who can only afford one jacket.  But that's life!  Government should issue everyone a jacket.  But then I'd be up to Too Many Jackets.  That doesn't seem fair either.  Anyway.  I know they say at homeless shelters Socks are the most requested item but I'm pretty sure it's actually Heroin.  That'll show them.  What else is going on.  Maybe I'm undre the wrong impression mostly from The Wire.  I think homeless people = heroin users.  That could be not 100% accurate!  Either way time to take a break.  I'll be back soon!

This Is Going Just Fine

    No gum chewed on second walk.  So far so good!  Day One is the hardest day.  Presumably.  I'm basing that on nothing other than it sounds about right.  Maybe Day Six is the hardest day what do I know.  Anyway gonna pour coffee #2 after this paragraph.  That'll get me going!  Thinking about CircleWalking today.  I'm too used to it!  And if you're used to something that's kind of healthy in the abstract why not keep doing it.  Cause it's kind of unhealthy in The Other Abstract.  Hmm.  This is a tough one!  I think for today I'll just keep doing it because that was the first instinct I had.  Ahh the system works.  Gonna have halfway early meals today I think.  Ahh the system works.  Hey the system works!  Ahh the system works.  The point is I'm legitimately gonna ask my Dad hey got any calendars for next year that have pages for each month and can hang on something with a magnet.  I dunno why he would.  Maybe he gets promotional calendars from places, I dunno what kind of mails adults get!  Either way I am VERY MUCH in the market for such a calendar.  Kinda tired of a Patriotism calendar, though.  Maybe 2022 I can get an Unpatriotic Calendar.  Even things out!
    Hmm.  Don't particularly want coffee right now.  Which leads us to another The System Works-- maybe today is the day I try having bonus cup of coffee later in the day!  WONDERFUL.  I don't believe it!  The point is I've been a good Patriot all year and FOR WHAT.  For love of country.  I think James Bond says that.  And he presumably loves SOME OTHER country.  So I'm being unpatriotic by repeating him.  GOOD THAT'S THE KIND OF GUY I AM UPCOMING YEAR.  Pro-Great Britain.  Things are gonna change around here!  What else is going on.  HEY we're solidly into Almost The End Of The Month.  How did that happen.  I drank myself right through the middle of the month.  Oh that explains that.  That was fun!  Good times.  No Klonopin yet today!  But when I inevitably take it I'll sure be like Hmm I feel subtly slightly less anxiety as I did before.  The system works!  I asked my dad about calendars.  He said they often give them without asking but if we asked they would have given it to us and we never asked and they never gave it to us and at this point it might be too late.
   Great!  What else is going on in the wide world of sports other than My Dumb Life.  I dunno.  Pretty much aware of and into My Dumb Life.  Beyond that I'm no authority on anything!  Can't talk about things unless you're the authority!  What else is going on.  Maybe we can get it with next Drug Store delivery which gave us the calendar.  Maybe they're out of it!  My Dad gave me the green light to order my own calendar from Amazon, though.  I don't wanna do that.  I'm being 90% Sarcastic about wanting it.  I use it all the time but I'm BEING IRONIC.  Anyway Ironic Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day Is... A full moon is nine times brighter than a half moon.  GOOD FACT.  Never heard it before.  Involves MOONS which I like.  Sounds reasonable!  All in all one of the better Snapple, "Facts," I've come across.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  This entry sure Was Nothing.  Will have getted me to the next point in my life, though-- The Afternoon!  AMAZING & THE SYSTEM WORKS.  HEY I've got a lot of quarters.  Can I rent out an arcade and play all day?  Gotta rent it out because otherwise its a Covid Trap.  When you rent out arcade for birthday party or something you don't need to pay the quarters.  Yes I Know I'm Using The Quarters To Rent Out The Arcade.  I don't think I have enough quarters.  Also they probably insist on paper money.  They got enough quarters as it is!  Arcades are SICK of having to deal with quarters all the time.  So much work putting them into Rolls!  Sounds about right.  But the point is this may be my last chance in life to play Cruisin' USA so it's something I have to consider.
     Last paragraph of the act!  And all I had to do was say ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.  Wow!  Probably take a Shower Circumstance today as opposed to a Bathing... B.... uh... as opposed to a Bathing... I give up.  Guess I have to take the Shower Circumstance then.  If Bathing can't find an alliteration then I have to doubt the entire enterprise.  What else is going on.  It's a good thing the drug store gave us this calendar because when I finally made it to the end of the year I saw their name and enterprise and was like oh so that's the place that gave me what I've been enjoying all year.  Lucky for them I made it to the end.  That was certainly no guarantee.  I'm on drugs or something apparently based on where I got this calendar from.  If you're on drugs you're lucky to live out the year!  That's how I feel.  Anyway I'll be back soon.

That Hardly Seems Fair

    Hey!  MAYBE drink coffee in the evening.  Or at night!  The possibilities are endless!  By which I mean there are 3-6 possibilities.  SIX is endless.  Go ahead and try to contemplate six.  Seems kind of endless, doesn't it?  That's the point I'm trying to make.  Wait no.  The point I was trying to make is there's more times I can drink Bonus Coffee than I was originally picturing.  So there's that.  Maybe bingewatch a show instead of watching Them Sampsons.  Watching Them Sampsons IS bingewatching a show.  Yeah but that's different.  It's THEM SAMPSONS!  Not the same as any other show.  Other than Family Guy and its spinoffs.  Those are pretty similar as well as 4 dozen other animated cartoons.  What about all those cartoons that aren't animated.  I hate them so much.
    Sure!  Coffee #2.  Nice entry today.  No added stress of alcohol consumption or making up for binging or HAVING to Circle Walk.  No gotta make progress in finishing this franchise hanging over my head.  Just some nice slow paced life.  Consuming what I like to consume and not what I don't!  Well I'm sure I've consumed something I don't want to at some point.  I forget what it was.  I know I've NOT consumed things I'd LIKE to consume.  Like there being a Calendar with a January 2022 to Magnetize to my file cabinet. That sort of thing.  HEY great news!  I have a huge surplus of Coca Cola Zero for some reason (not consuming it at the rate I expected) which means that for tomorrow's delivery we got a great opportunity to try out Diet Pepsi again.  Coke Zero comes in packs of 8 2 liter bottles.  Pepsi is only 6.  THAT'S MORE IN LINE WITH THE AMOUNT OF COLA I WILL NEED THIS UPCOMING WEEK.
    Now I'm excited.  This will be like a blast from the past!  You know 2 months ago or so.  Should be fun.  A lot has changed in 2 months.  The Baseball Season Including Post Season is completely over as opposed to being very close to being over.  Off the top of my head that's the biggest difference.  Hmm.  Anyway.  The GOOD Covid pill would be very exciting if it were available NOW.  My Dad would qualify because of Immunocompromization.  But Lotta Good It Does Us Now!  Might not be in the works for being available to him for MONTHS if not NEVER SLASH EVER NOT SURE WHICH WORD I MEAN ON ACCOUNT OF THE WORD not BEFOREHAND.  The point is let's get that pill somehow and sit on it.  WE NEED IT.  It'd be GREAT.  Also lets get four of 'em.  One for each of my immediate family!  Including me!  I'm the most immediate family I can get.  ME!
     Penultimate paragraph.  It's true.  No one is more related to me than myself.  Sounds good.  What else is going on.  I can bingewatch my DVDs with the Directors &/Or Others' Commentary on!  Not a great idea in terms of I don't really wanna do it.  BUT a great idea in terms of it's a little bit out of the box and does make some sense and COULD pan out relatively well!  AWESOME AN IDEA.  I'll consider that later when I'm up to the Considering Ideas portion of my day.  Possibly coinciding with Coffee #3.  SOUNDS GREAT.  That's what I'll do with bonus coffee Whenever It Is In The Day.  CONSIDER IDEAS!  Hmm.  I dunno.   Gonna have to come up with ideas to consider.  NO I DON'T.  There's a whole world of ideas out there to consider!  Yeah but I only wanna consider MY ideas.  I don't give figs about other ideas.  Who cares about them!
     Last paragraph of the day.  HMM just looked up some calendars on Amazon.  LOTTA dumb calendars out there.  Why can't I just get a Patriotism Calendar that has stock images of Patriotism Images as well as a line of the National Anthem for each month.  How hard is that to make.  Hmm.  Also they're all like 15 dollars.  FIFTEEN DOLLARS?  FOR SOMETHING NOBODY NEEDS?!?!  We all have calendars on electronic devices.  You gotta be selling these paper calendars for four dollars tops.  Otherwise what kind of idiot is gonna buy it?  LOTS OF IDIOTS.  I pity them.  Anyway.  We're just gonna get regular Dinre tonight.  DELICIOUS.  I trust their Chocolate Chipped Pancakes pretty well.  I know what I'm getting AND I LIKE IT.  Maybe Dinre has promotional calendars.  That way we remember to eat AT or FROM dinre.  More FROM these days am I right?  I dunno.  I saw another diner a month or two ago that's usually empty In The Best Of Times and they were PACKED.  Maybe people are going to dinres more now?  Oh well that's life.  Be back tomorrow.

-12:11 P.M.

Wednesday, December 22, 2021 

Everything Always Works Out For The Best

    Hello friends!  I don't know why or how, but I decided to stop drinking that ol' alcohol!  At some point it occurred to me and I was like yeah that sounds about right.  However I DID binge on what I had leftover last night after deciding to stop starting tomorrow.  We're talking 3-4 drinksworth!  Oh well it works out for the best OVERALL.  Overall is what counts!  Still have about one drinksworth in this bottle of alcohol.  Wonder what will come of that.  I guess I'll have to wait and see!  HEY ate Nurse Cookies for breakfast but the appropriate amount!  We're talking TWO small large mediumish cookies instead of THREE.  SEE LIFE IS ALREADY STARTING TO PAY OFF.  Huh.  I assume I'm watching That Matrix today.  That'll be fun.  I don't know what happens yet!  It could be practically ANYTHING!
     Yeah!  If I wanna abuse some sort of thing I can always take 3 Klonopin a day.  It's healthy because it's prescribed to me!  YES.  That checks out.  IT IS.  Hmm.  Anyway tonight is Shaving Circumstance.  GOOD STUFF THIS ENTRY SO FAR.  And I know JUST the story that'll keep this momentum going.  My iPhone charger is barely working!  Plug it in 5 times until it registers, and then only 30% of the time it registers it CONTINUES registering past half a second.  This is a new cord!  A month or two ago!  AND I've been careful not to twist it.  What's wrong with my phone getting charged!  Probably some sort of poltergeist messing with me.  In which case GREAT.  Could be a lot worse than this.  Then again it's embarrassing to keep going to my Dad that I need a new charger.  The first dozen times I assumed it was cause I wasn't taking care of it.  NOW I AM.  STILL DOESN'T WORK.  DAMN POLTERGEIST.
     Anyway.  Made enough for three coffees today!  A FULL three coffees.  That'll do some trick.  Finished watching Beatles Get Back last night at my peak drunkenness.  GREAT.  I don't remember there being a satisfying conclusion.  Just sort of peters out.  Then again I was at my peak drunkness GREAT.  What else is going on.  Today is the first day of almost completely loosened diet AND no drinking alcohol.  I think I will do a bonus Circle Walking today while watching That Matrix.  That sounds like something I can do.  Just every once in a while if I feel like it for some good reason do some bonus Circle Walking.  DELICIOUS.  The point is I'm expecting the entries to go back to 10/5/5 in terms of paragraphs per act.  ALRIGHT.  Also LOOK at some point I'll get through DIARY stuff and get into some yukk-em-ups.  I dunno.  The yukk-em-ups have been few and far between lately I feel.  Either way let's see the Patriotism Food Of The Day.  Patriot Food Of The Day is... National Cookie Exchange Day and National Date Nut Bread Day.
    First of all DATE NUT?  I dare you!  Me being the nut.  And date being getting involved socially and romantically.  And the bread part is the exception to prove the rules!  Also Cookie Exchange?  Is that like some school foreign exchange program.  Better LTURQ.  The website says there's some sort of longstanding holiday I guess leading up to Christmas where people have a party to exchange cookies.  Hmm.  I LIKE IT.  I like it because it sounds dumb and made up.  I LIKE DUMB AND MADE UP.  Good for them to make up something dumb like that.  Anyway what else.  IS THIS WHY NURSE BROUGHT COOKIES.  Can't be.  We didn't give Nurse cookies.  NO EXCHANGE.  Can you have a one way exchange.  I don't know what words mean so there's no way to find out!  Hmm.  MATRIX IS RUNNING A 70% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES.  I had heard Mixed Reviews.  70%?  THAT'S BORDERING ON GOOD REVIEWS.  Now we're talking!
     Fifth paragraph.  DIARY.  Whatever.  Had some soda leftover last night on my nightstand.  Or whatever it's called.  Little desk surface by my bed.  I'm drinking it and I'm worried there might have been alcohol left in it.  I feel like there's a solid 20% chance I am tasting slight alcohol.  Or it could just be stale soda circumstance!  Pretty sure there's no alcohol if we're being honest.  BUT if we're being honest there is SOME SMALL level of concern.  COOL.  The point is I'm gonna be about half a pound less at the end of this than I would have been had I drank Planned Amount Of Alcohol.  WOW.  THAT SHOWS UP ON THE HOME SCALE.  PRESUMABLY.  I forget what being Ultimate Weight Thinness will accomplish me.  Make me feel good about myself I guess.  That's good!  Probably be healthier.  That's not bad.  I can fit into tighter spaces.  That could come in handy!  COFFEE TIME. 
     Anyway.  Told my Dad Good news I've decided to stop drinking for now.  Which makes it official!  Can't go back now.  I'm pot committed to stopping.  More like POP committed.  Pop is a synonym for Dad.  Also for soda.  But that's another story for another time.  Anyway.  I feel like I can get a lot out of days without alcohol.  I can Drink Nice Meals And Snacks.  It won't get me drunk drunk but I can sort of sensory semi-fetishize food all I want to a reasonable degree!  Wonderful.  Got Channukah present from Uncle and Aunt in mail.  Gotta call them tonight to thank them for that and birthday gift.  What kind of grandson would I be if I didn't call my God Parents for giving me gifts for my wedding day.  Hmm.  Also kind of sounds like your God Father and/or God Mother have authority over your regular parents.  Doesn't get more powerful and ultimate than GOD.  Hmm.  Maybe that was the point of that title for that movie.  You know OSMOSIS JONES.
     Cool!  The point is I'm JONEZING for an OSMOSIS JONES II: BACK IN ACTION.  What else is going on that's not even remotely true.  Seventh paragraph.  That's not Remotely True.  It's EXTREMELY True.  Wonderful.  I kind of feel like I intended to get a pack of 3 phone chargers when I bought the latest one in October or so.  But I don't think I did.  Which is further confirmed by not seeing anything like that in the obvious places I would be storing them.  DANGIT.  I do need to get a new phone by March so I'm just praying this can last me just barely until new phone.  YEAH.  New phone comes with new charger.  Presumably.  YEAH!  This new charger might have gotten twisted ONCE, maybe TWICE TOPS.  I feel like old chargers got twisted 30 times so I accepted they stopped working.  THIS TIME BARELY EVER.  Doesn't seem right.  Oh well that's poltergeists for you.  They play by their own set of rules!  NONE!
     Wonderful.  Probably some set of rules poltergeists play by.  Like don't interfere with one another's hauntings.  Unless specifically invited.  What else is going on.  I played guitar for the first time in weeks last night for 5 minutes!  I'm not sure why I forgot about this activity that I used to do.  But now I remember and you can bet I'll play for another 5 minutes over the course of the next few months!  Great.  How's excel spreadsheet going.  GREAT.  No problems at all.  That's a good story.  Gotta remember that one for the grand kids.  Also gotta remember to tell stories to grand kids.  Either mine or someone else's.  Aren't we all someone's grand kids.  I think so.  Maybe one day we'll figure out arrangements where humans exist without ever having grand parents, dead or alive.  But we don't have the technology yet!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  Nice DIARY Act.  Gotta imagine I'll transition into Nice TRANSITIONARY Act for Act II.  And then conclude it up with a nice CONCLUSION act with Act III.  Fascinating.  Had one piece of gum on first walk today.  Not sure if I should be happy with that or not.  A LOT better than two pieces but if I wanna reach the goal of Zero Pieces I gotta just Dive Right In and chew zero pieces.  As long as I'm chewing some gum I am not chewing no gum.  Sounds about right.  What else is going on.  The phone has been charging all entry so far.  I'm able to get it to work just barely enough.  BUT HOW LONG WILL THAT LAST.  What else is going on.  Dad had another appointment today where he might have gotten Covid.  So that's fun.  I got endocrine appointment next week.  I might get covid there!  That's fun, too!  Gotta play to win.  Not sure that applies here.  Not sure anything applies here.
     Last paragraph of the act!  What else is going on.  I don't remember saying anything worthwhile yet.  I kinda feel like I said 2 things worthwhile but I can't pin down what they were.  Oh right the National Food Days.  Now we're all a little bit wiser than we were before.  Maybe get on board with some cookie exchange parties.  Gotta be on the look out for that!  Wonderful.  Great!  So far we're not up to the point in the day I'd be drinking alcohol.  So I can't say for sure how hard or easy it's been without it.  Look I was drinking for like 10 days.  I'll get used to not doing it as quick as I got used to doing it.  Which was about 3-4 days.  GREAT I can knock 3-4 days out of the park easily.  Wonderful.  HMM just bit off a good nail.  I better take my walk now so I can use that as a good alternative to gum.  YEAH.  I'll be back soon.

Oh Great I'm Down With That

    Hey!  Got some delicious pretzels going on.  Can't remember the last time I had a Food Snack during writing entries.  But I am doing it now.  Wonder how that'll go.  I know how writing goes.  I know how snacking goes.  I VAGUELY don't remember how pretzels specifically go because it's been a while.  But anyway this is gonna be a great experience and I already wrote 40% of the paragraph by Saying Absolutely Nothing.  Here's a good story-- just plugged in phone without much effort!  Was able to do it on my 2nd or 3rd try.  Here's another good story-- looks like I can re-up with Breakfast Sandwich this upcoming Super Market Delivery!  I'm pretty sure I told you that story last entry but maybe you forgot or maybe you're just into hearing it again.  I know I am!  Every time I think about it I get happy.  ALRIGHT!  Looks like I'm easily happy'd.  That'll pay off BIG in the long run.
     Cool.  Not sure if its even necessary to do some circle walking 2 days a week.  I'll see what my weight is at Endocrine Appointment.  I trust their scale the most out of all possible scales.  Adjusting for clothing and whatnot.  YEAH.  The point is I was hung over this morning for the first time since March and I didn't like it!  I kinda remember liking it in the past!  Hey this is a good sign I had fun last night.  Let's cherish those memories.  That I can't specifically completely remember.  Gotta play to win.  That Sort Of Thing.  What else is That Sort Of Thing.  I DO like the idea of CircleWalking at relatively random times when I just feel like it.  That's a Keeper of an Idea.  Probably.  The point is I had pretzels the first 40% of this act instead of coffee.  Should I pour coffee now that the pretzels are gone?  Yep.  Think that's the way to go.  Be right back.
   Also got snapple.  Snapple fact is a repeat.  That's life I guess!  Lots of repeats!  Also the repeats are based on faulty information.  Also we're better off without it completely.  JUST LIKE LIFE.  Anyway what else is going on.  Just started a new bottle of Fat Free Coffee Mate.  Now that I'm pouring significantly less per cup gotta measure out if I'm hitting my targets or not.  Easiest way to do that is to try to pour the uniform amount I want each time and see how long it takes me to finish the bottle.  I can't measure out how much I'm drinking on a One Cup Basis.  I don't have the tools or the scientific wherewithal!  This is easier and I'm gonna have a blast finding out these results I guess.  Hmm.  Anyway what's going on in the wide world of sports.  I'd LIKE to start trying again to have earlier lunches and dinners.  I'd LIKE to be able to fall into that pattern easily and enjoy it and get a lot out of it.  I don't know if it's in the cards, though!  And if it is, is it just another card?  Or something that somehow was in the cards hiding that you don't see until specifically shuffling through the cards.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  I got that going for me.  Told my Dad I'm trying to stop chewing gum.  Now I'm pot committed to trying to stop chewing gum!  Well there's a lot more leeway there.  I told him I'd TRY.  As opposed to telling him I WILL stop drinking.  Either way gotta figure out how to get off the gum.  This could make our break my life somehow!  Hmm.  Still one Nurse Cookie left.  Almond cookie.  I had it's pair as one of my two cookies at breakfast.  Pretty good!  I'm not convinced these weren't the same cookie originally and broke in half.  That's how they look!  Dad thinks they were meant to be two cookies.  Some things we'll never know.  Until nurse comes back.  And we ask her.  It's good to have things to look forward to.  Anyway great just great.  No one else is gonna eat this cookie.  It'd be a shame for it to go to waste!  BUT it'd ALSO be a shame if I had to end up eating it.  This will be a shameful situation one way or another and I guess we'll just have to wait and see HOW shameful.
     YEAH.  Shower circumstance after this paragraph.  I can, "Dig," it!  I'm happy that current diet gives me A LOT of leeway in terms of eating a good amount but I'm not happy with usually being hungrier right after I eat.  If I can get past that I usually start to feel fuller after 15, 30 minutes.  So I DO get to that point of being like hey I ate and now I'm satisfied.  BUT there's often a legitimate amount of time where It's Worse!  OH NO BUT THEN AGAIN IT COULD BE WORSE.  I could be dead.  That's worse FOR ME than almost any other situation.  Probably.  I don't have the scientific wherewithal to do experiments to see how many things can happen to me that are worse than death.  Torture or something off the top of my head. Indefinite torture.  Not just a little bit of torture but seemingly neverending torture.  Hmm.  Time to take a bath maybe.  Been a while since I did that!  I'll be back soon.

There Must Be Some Mistake

    I don't wanna get ahead of myself but today is a GREAT candidate for an earlier lunch day.  Walkings, timewise, right lunch, right amount of hunger, right amount and times of surrounding eatings for the day... I'M GONNA HAVE THIS LUNCH SLIGHTLY EARLIER THAN I NORMALLY WOULD.  So I got that going for me.  What else do I have going for me.  WHO CARES this alone is a game changer.  Wow!  What game are we playing now.  Battleship?  What a terrible game.  I don't ever remember having a good time playing battleship.  Nor minesweeper.  Not my cup of teas!  Battleship is boring but minesweeper is stressful and horrifying.  JESUS CHRSIT 90% OF THE TIMES I TRY THIS GAME I FUCKIN' SURPRISINGLY BLOW UP.  I don't need the added pain of Blowing Up As A Surprise in my life!  I got enough problems as it is.
     Yeah!  What else is going on.  I kinda feel like I wanna get through this Act so I can have lunch even sooner but I have no plans at all to have lunch even sooner.  I got a number in my head and that's what its gonna be!  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  HEY.  I cracked a code.  I was thinking about how sooner lunch makes delays for walks and clunks up my day.  Then I realized oh but the opposite is true and now I have more free time for walks LATER when lunch would have been.  And that slightly different part of the day is now UNCLUNKED UP to an equal degree.  Interesting.  VERY interesting.  KIND OF interesting.  VAGUELY interesting.  NOT interesting but USEFUL TO FIGURE OUT.  Hmm.  I don't even wanna get into whether this means I'll necessarily have an earlier dinner or not.  TOO MUCH for right now.  I'll re-calibrate about that later.
     SURE.  What a great entry.  There were the 2 worthwhile things in Act I.  I remember remembering that.  Then Act II had the right amount of paragraphs.  Act III is ON PACE to having the right amount of paragraphs.  What a great day.  On my third cup of coffee.  I got that going for me.  Or against me.  Either way I Got It Goin'.  What else is the wide world of sports.  Just poured myself root beer.  THIS tastes like it was spiked with alcohol.  THE ROOT BEER HAS GONE BAD.  Not sure how that happened.  I treated it with all proper respect and courtesy.  Went out of my way to not mess with it at all.  Hmm better take another sip.  Maybe I just got a Bad Sipsworth.  I dunno.  It's fine.  I guess.  I've talked about Battleship being the most boring game. I've probably talked about how Minesweeper is too stressful.  But have I ever said both AT THE SAME TIME???  Yes probably.  Oh okay then.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Dad went to some sort of orthopedist or something who recommended we get a stationary bike or elliptical.  THAT COULD BE A GAME CHANGER.  Bike I can do without.  Elliptical?  I'LL DO THAT EVERY DAY SURE.  I'd get a lot out of that.  Probably won't happen because we don't have any obvious room for it anywhere in the house.  But if it does GAME CHANGER.  Anyway.  How come Cruisin' USA isn't called a Stationary Car and celebrated as such.  Maybe because it doesn't exist anymore.  We know it exists as of 1997.  That's all I can say for sure.  Better LTURQ.  I looked it up and didn't find any answers to my liking.  I think it exists more recently on a Home Video Game System.  WHO CARES.  That's IRRELEVANT to this Stationary Car reference.  The point is this paragraph is over now.
    Last paragraph of the day!  Amazing.  Get to eat lunch.  Watch some That Matrix.  Then do something else tomorrow that's relatively similar but also somehow different more or less.  LOOK everything is a game changer.  Pretzels could be a game changer.  Wonderful.  Looks like there's some interesting looking movies on Shutter: The Screaming Service I can watch over the next few days.  And then dozens of films/ anthologies I can watch and would enjoy but for some reason haven't been motivated to try yet.  WOW THIS COULD LAST ME FOR A MATTER OF WEEKS.  Doing something for weeks?  Now I've got my attention!  Wasn't really paying attention to me before.  I hope you weren't either.  Woulda been kinda pointless.  What else is sports.  That's it for today!  Be back tomorrow.

-1:12 P.M.

Tuesday, December 21, 2021 

Let Me Get To The Point

    Hey!  Had three nurse cookies for breakfast today.  I only wanted 2.  But I gave into my weakness and ate 3.  But then STOPPED giving into my weakness and didn't eat anymore!  Good compromise.  Ate one bonus smallish largish medium cookie than I wanted but could have gone worse!  Anyway DELICIOUS.  One of them was i the shape of a snowman but chocolate.  An African American Snowman.  What a time to be alive.  Hey!  Made enough coffee so I could have three cups today.  Plan is 1 cup for each act.  WOW.  This is a good DIARY paragraph.  So far I've told you everything that happened today!  Hmm.  First day of winter.  I can, "Dig," it!  I hope I don't have to, "Dig," our car out of any snow this season!  I probably will!  CRAP.  Hopefully it turns warm the day after it snows so the weather does the work for me.  I'll enter that into some suggestion box for how weather should work this season.
    Caught up on all the Matrices for a solid 1 more day.  Then I will catch up Yet Again in short order!  Except for The Animatrix.  Which is some sort of series of animated stories existing within the Matrix Franchise.  I have them on DVD!  I bought The Franchise way back when and it came with a 4th DVD of The Animatrix.  I never watched that!  I'm no NERD.  I've got NO TIME for animation.  Unless it's some of the animation I like watching.  Then I'll MAKE TIME.  Huh.  The point is can it be possible homemade cookies are healthier.  My first guess would be they're unhealthier.  Baker is just gonna be like well lets just put ALL the sugar into it so they taste good.  No one would be the wiser.  But then again maybe there's more natural ingredients when you're doing it yourself.  HMM.
     HMM.  Gonna save alcohol for Act III!  Probably go with pouring only one drink for the day but it's a 1.5 drink.  That seems to be the way to go indefinitely!  WOW.  The point is today is Tuesday.  And on THRUSDAY I get to not do any circlewalking until next SNUDAY.  I spelled Thursday wrong by accident.  Then I spelled Suday wrong on purpose.  I have my reasons.  Probably.  I don't know what they are.  But there's something inside that made me do it!  Hmm.  At what point did the Wachowski Brothers officially become the Wachowski Sisters.  You know, officially.  I'd look into it but that's none of my business!  Also one of the first scenes of the first Matrix is when Neo meets Trinity whom he recognizes as a fellow computer hacker and is like I always thought you were a man and she's like most people do.  FORESHADOWING.!!!  Amazing.  Hmm. 
     What else is going on and crap.  Buck Showalter said some stuff!  I don't think it was a full press conference but he said I think a couple of paragraphs worth of stuff.  I READ THREE SENTENCES worth of stuff.  So let's assume I got the topic sentence for each paragraph he said.  Hmm.  I'm pretty sure I put in enough coffee for three cups.  I normally put in 7 cups by Coffee Machine's Standards which translates into 2 cups for me, 1 cup for my Mom, ad always a little bit left over.  This time I put I 9 cups!  PROBABLY'LL DO THE TRICK.  And if not I know better for next time.  Hmm.  Starting to have A BIT of trouble with hitting keys and the letters not showing up.  I may have to restart computer.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses because it's the most interesting thing to happen to me since The Last Time It Happened yesterday morning.
    YEAH.  Coffee machine says it goes up to making a maximum of 14 cups.  So 9 cups should be no problem.  I know if I asked my Mom about it she'd be like OH NO DON'T DO IT.  But she's asleep!  She'll be none the wiser.  Unless coffee machine explodes.  Then I'd have some 'splaining to do!  Anyway this is the fifth paragraph.  National Patriotism Food Of The Day Day is... National Coquito Day and National French Fried Shrimp Day.  French Fried Shrimp sounds great.  It may or may not be the same as Popcorn Shrimp which we used to get as an appetizer For Family at a restaurant or two growing up.  Coquito I don't know what it is.  I guess I'll never know.  No way of finding out.  WAIT THERE'S DOZENS OF WAYS.  Lemme LTURQ.  Christmas Alcohol drink similar to Eggnog.  Great.  No desire for that right now.  Maybe I'll try it later.  Get back to me on Coquitos!
     My Dad has to go into a doctor appointment this morning.  OH NO OMICRON.  He's SUSCEPTIBLE you idiots I'm CONCERNED.  Oh well what can ya do.  Hope for the best.  Nah I don't have time for that.  Maybe for a second or something I'll Hope.  But I'm not just gonna sit around Hoping.  That wouldn't accomplish much at all.  Anyway coffee seems okay.  And it was finished brewing when I just poured it.  Didn't seem to be broken or anything!  Anyway.  The plan is to stop chewing gum to make room for 3rd cups of coffee.  So far I chewed a piece of gum today.  LET THAT BE THE LAST OF IT.  I wonder what it will be like from Thursday Through Saturday without ANY circlewalking.  It might be a shock to the system.  I've been doing this for so long it's not even second nature it' one and a half natures.  Oh okay that makes sense.  Anyway.  THESE NURSE COOKIES are just sitting on the table.  I'm gonna be taunted with that every time I look at them.  NO FAIR.
     Sure.  Three nurse cookies left.  IF no one else wants 'em, I can have them for breakfast tomorrow and that'll be that.  These are slightly smaller than the ones I had to day, so that would be an appropriate Aimed-For breakfast.  AMAZING.  ALMONDS ON TOP OF TWO OF 'EM.  MAKING THEM ALMOND COOKIES.  WHAT A WORLD WE LIVE IN.  Seventh paragraph.  WHAT A WORLD WE LIVE IN.  Not so much good stuff today.  We covered National Day Of The Food Day so we learned something at least.  So that's good.  Now you know my Dad is going to the doctor this morning so me and my Mom are susceptible to harassment.  That's good.  I don't need my Dad to protect me and my Mom.  I'LL protect us.  With FISTS if I have to!  Huh.  Looks like if I'm drinking through January 1st/2nd, I have 8 or 9 days of drinking with NO circlewalking.  Gotta imagine I'll appreciate those days in a slightly different way.  Potentially better!  WOW.  It's good to have things to look forward to.  I'd LIKE to look forward to me and my family but especially my family not getting covid.  But you can't look forward to things you might not know will happen!  OR CAN YOU.
     Hmm.  What else is going on.  I'm not sure what you're making a brown snowman out of in real life but I'm sure you've figured something out.  Anyway.  On and off I've thought to try out BBQ Sauce from Super Market and I finally found one I feel comfortable trying.  Company that makes my animal crackers, granola bars, and the Cancer Mac N Cheese I won't eat on account of not wanting cancer (or Mac N Cheese)!  Also I feel guilty getting it because I've got Steak Sauce I will never use and Hot Sauce I may theoretically use but don't want to any time soon.  But BBQ sauce I will REALLY use.  It's delicious and whatnot.  Anyway what else is going on.  GOOD DIARY STORY.  BBQ SAUCE.  I GET IT.  Hmm.  Also I assume it comes in a glass.  We're really paying for the glass.  We can pour out the BBQ Sauce and it's still worth it for just the glass!  Hmm.
     Ninth paragraph!  Great.  I had a dream someone looked at my bathroom, possibly my Mom, and was like well this isn't that bad.  It was a good dream.  Because it is very unclean.  So in this dream scenario, with My Mom Of All People, being like well I'm not so disappointed with this then I'm real happy!  Possibly the best thing I could have dreamt about when I dreamt it some time this past week?  YES VERY POSSIBLY.  Hmm.  Lots of good stuff this act.  So far I remember talking about the cookies I ate.  Which is good because I also remember actually eating the cookies and enjoying them.  Hmm.  Wanna re-up with breakfast sandwiches but they're rarely in stock at Super Market website.  Got TWO left in the freezer.  Can't waste 'em!  Gotta save 'em for when I really need 'em!  Over the next week!  I'm not gonna save 'em that long!
     AMAZING.  Also is it just me or is the rate that Omicron is spreading INSANE.  I know it's not just me.  Because numerically it is INSANE.  Can't argue with the numbers!  Anyway.  So far I've been pretty good not going into Starbucks for bathroom the last few days.  I don't think I've gone in AT ALL the last 2 OR POSSIBLY EVEN 3 days.  PLUS never even had to piss my pants yet.  But if it comes to it, honestly?  Maybe pee my pants!  Especially if its at night.  No one can tell if your pants have been peed in the dark of night!  Hmm.  Maybe I should just drink less before walks.  Yeah you'd think so wouldn't you.  Also YES I really should consider trying to do that.  Why not.  I'll consider it.  I got some free time for considerations.  This is as good as anything else to consider!  Also specifically AT NIGHT.  The times I really need to pee on walks are usually at night.  So just DRINK A LOT LESS after 4 or 5 PM!  EASY.
     EASY.  What else is EASY.  Writing boring paragraphs but quickly.  EASY.  Maybe write 12 paragraphs this act.  Sounds about right for today.  This is 11 already!  Maybe skip coffee with Act II and have TWO CUPS with Act III!  To compliment alcohol and/or snapple.  By which I mean and.  I felt by adding the /or it'd be fun for some reason.  Shows how much I know!  Anyway what else is going on.  Haven't talked about anything that's going on yet.  I made it official that I should consider drinking less in the evening.  That's a Real Thing I Need To Do.  AWESOME.  Remind myself about that later.  I think I can remember that.  There's room in my brain!  The part of my brain where I was thinking about and considering Harry Potter and then The Matrix.  That will go unutilized today!  ALRIGHT LET'S MAKE IT WORTHWHILE.
     Last paragraph of the act.  LET'S MAKE IT WORTHWHILE.  Nah we haven't done that all act.  It'd be weird to start now.  What else is going on.  Trying new Meal from Super Market.  Some sort of Kids Meal of Turkey Meatloaf and Health Spaghetti.  SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.  I like the part where it's Good Things AND where it's Kids Sized Portion.  FASCINATING.  I think today is the shortest day of the year.  Which is ironic because I'm the shortest person in the world.  That's not IRONIC.  That's just a COINCIDENCE.  Hmm.  OH NO Patriotism Calendar is ALL OVER in two weeks.  Lemme double check to see if they gave us a bonus January.  NOPE THIS IS IT.  But we do know however SPOILER ALERT December 26th is Boxing Day and Kwanzaa.  You might have known about Boxing Day.  I think that might just be the day after Christmas.  So if you know about Christmas you might know about Boxing Day.  In which case what do you want some sort of medal.  Oh.  You do?  WELL I'M ALL OUT OF MEDALS.  I'll be back soon.

I Don't Have A Problem With That

    Hey.  It's possible that I added the Health Breakfast Sandwich to next week's order!  I'm getting conflicting reports on whether it was available or not.  Right now I'd say 80% chance it looks like I'm getting it.  AMAZING.  I have Sprite Zero to go right now.  AMAZING.  The point is I'm easily amazed.  AMAZING.  My Dad just got home from Appointment.  So he's still alive for now!  NOT BAD!  Every moment we're still alive we still got some skin in the game.  So that's good.  What else is good.  I assume Boxing Day is a tribute to boxes.  We use boxes all the time.  And Boxes are THE STARS of Christmas.  The presents are THE THING.  And the standard present-- the BEST present-- is in a box.  Man oh man I'd like to open a gift wrapped box.  Been A LONG TIME.  I've had gift card envelops.  Maybe some gifts even the size of half a shoe box.  But I want a real BOX BOX.  I may never get a Box Box Gift Wrapped Gift again in my life.  Maybe I'll get it in my death.  In Death I BECOME the Gift Wrapped Gift.  What is a coffin if not a Gift Wrapped Present to The Ground.
    I don't know why the ground wants you.  That's the ground's business.  Maybe it doesn't want you!  We get presents we don't want all the time. That's life and/or death I guess.  Anyway.  Every couple of weeks a Dinner Food Delivery Place fucks up monumentally and my Dad is like WE'RE NEVER GETTING THEM AGAIN.  But at this point Every Place We Can Order From has had that happen at least once.  So it's a tough situation!  Also what he considers monumentally and I just classified myself as monumentally is usually relatively minor.  NOTICEABLE and INCONVENIENT but not like finding rat turds in our food.  Sure we know logically they're there but if we can SEE IT then that would be too much.  The point is I dunno what can ya do.  There' 200 places on Door Dash we've never gotten and could try out.  Nah let's stick with what we know.  That's my input  They get it right for the most part the majority of the time!
     Cool.  Dunno what I'm gonna do with this magnet holding up Patriotism Calendar on my Room File Cabinet.  The magnet doesn't need to be thrown out.  It can be put to good use at some point with something else.  Hmm.  Now I got a nice spare magnet.  So this isn't all bad.  I can do Science Experiments with a magnet.  I might need other materials or maybe I can do some stuff JUST with a magnet.  I don't know!  Anyway.  Will an Act III with 2 coffees be a game changer?  Somewhat!  It will be mitigated by having an extra long act III presumably because I'll be drinking and probably be like YEAH I'MA DO SOME MORE WHOSE GONNA STOP ME THIS IS GREAT STUFF.  Which in retrospect I shouldn't do and somebody should stop me and this isn't great stuff.  But let me live in my dream world that I'm entertaining especially while high on alcohol!  Doesn't hurt anybody.  Kind of hurts me.  Also kind of hurts you.  Okay so it Hurts Everybody.  Are you happy now?  YES.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  I like the first 20 minutes of The Matrix because it seems like it's on pace to be an amazing movie but by the end of the trilogy you're like oh this is just a regular sci fi action movie.  GOOD.  Too much stress of it being on pace to be an amazingly insightful and entertaining movie.  Let's settle for adequate because adequate doesn't upset anybody!  That's MY motto.  Also in retrospect I feel like dumb people would be like LADIES ARE DIRECTING THESE HUGE ACTION SEQUENCES?  NOT SURE IF I'M ON BOARD WITH THAT.  Needs a man's touch!  I'M not saying that.  DUMB PEOPLE are saying that.  If you ask me, I find half of the action sequences great and the other half kinda boring.  Regardless of gender!  What else is going on.  I'M STILL IN THE PENULTIMATE PARAGRAPH?!?!  Will this act never end!!!  Yes it will relatively soon.  Oh that's good news.
     Sure!  Rat turds can't be that big.  Rats are pretty small!  Their turds gotta be even smaller.  Also the phrase Rat Turds is literally the only phrase I will ever use with the word turd.  For some reason it sounds right in this context to me and in no other contexts.  Go figure.  The point is there's 300 other diners that delivery to me on DoorDash and I'm not against trying some new ones out.  I like Diner because they have lots of options.  Each diner offers mostly all the same options!  And I like trying new things!  The new thing might be BETTER than the old thing.  That's how I feel!  What else is going on.  Gonna have a nice shower circumstance coming up.  Step in that there shower.  Water gonna be warm enough!  Just broke out a new bar of soap that I just used for the first time yesterday.  YEP THAT'S WHAT SHOWERING IS LIKE.  I'll be back soon!  DIARY.

Nothing Gets By You

    Hey.  What a pointless entry so far!  Moreso than usual.  Btu the good news is I'm not sure.  There's probably good news in there somewhere that I cannot see as of now.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Either way pour coffee #2 of 3 after this paragraph.  Pour alcohol maybe AT THE SAME TIME. WOW.  What a special moment that will be.  What else is going on.  Dropped my phone somehow on my walk recently.  Music in ear buds was cutting out and I was like what's that all about and then I checked my pocket to check my phone and phone was not in pocket!  I went backwards and found it on he sidewalk.  TRUE STORY.  Also before I could pick it up but when I already saw it I saw some other guy walk by it and see it and if he wanted to he could have grabbed it before me.  Then I'd have to fight him.  Fine!  I'll fight people.  I do ALL the push ups and situps the last couple of months.  I'm prepared to get physical!  Also I'm prepared to get a physical because I am past due but I'll probably keep pushing it back because of Covid.  Hmm.
    I can't do coffee and alcohol at the same time.  I need to brig up Coffee and Glass Wit hNew Soda For Mixing ONE AT A TIME.  Let's do the alcohol glass first Now.  Coffee after this paragraph.  YEAH.  Anyway so far this entry has been 12/5/x in terms of paragraphs per act.  Gotta imagine this one'll be 13 paragraphs!  Makes sense BALANCE wise.  Also one day I hope to spell the word balance incorrectly as balence enough that people are okay with it.  It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.  Make BALENCE an acceptable alternate spelling.  I've found my life's purpose.  I'll start getting on top of that at some point I guess.  What else.  Is the first day of Winter a Holiday in the Holiday season?  My guess?  SURE WHY NOT the more the merrier!  But don't get TOO merry.  THAT'S CHRISTMAS' JOB.  And you don't wanna encroach on Christmas.  It'll fight ya or something!  Poured myself a nice, hearty, slightly too much amount of alcohol.  SLIGHTLY.  Oh well that's life.
     So I'll start drinking in a sentence or two.  And get coffee after THE NEXT sentence.  And then start drinking a little after that happens.  Hey Great.  There MIGHT only be enough for a .5-.75 sized cup of coffee for third coffee!  Could be enough for 1 cup.  It'll be close!  I can't wait to see what happens.  This could make or break my afternoon and thus my life.  This afternoon might turn out to be key to my life.  You know because I'd be watching the new Curb That Enthusiasm among other things.  Wonderful.  HEY Raspberry Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day Is... The Basenji is the only type of dog that does not bark.  What about dogs that have taken a vow of silence.  WRONG AGAIN SNAPPLE FACT.  Hmm.  Figure I'll write for roughly an hour more.  Could be 45 minutes.  Could be an hour and a half.  THESE ARE THE PARAMETERS I'VE SETTLED ON.  Hmm.  That's some strong alcohol relatively!  Also I filled it up to the top.  The glass is half full of alcohol.  Because it's actually 98% full.  Or was before my first sip.  Now it's down to 91%.  But a lot of that is soda and not alcohol.  WRONG.  It's ALL Alcohol now.  Like Mr. Smith turning everyone in The Matrix into Mr. Smith.  The alcohol turns everything it mixes with into alcohol.  Prove me wrong!
     Cool.  ALRIGHT looks like I may be getting the Health Breakfast Sandwiches.  Next thing I hope becomes available is Health Ice Cream Sandwiches.  Which there's no Health to other than Just Being Smaller.  Health breakfast sandwiches are ACTUALLY healthier because instead of using weird company make believe egg they use weird company make believe egg WHITES.  And turkey breakfast meats instead of beef.  Presumably.  Who knows what they're actually doing.  I TRUST EM.  I gotta trust something.  Might as well be Frozen Mass Produced Health Breakfast Sandwiches.  Hmm.  Fourth paragraph of 13.  Let's try to keep that in mind.  Back of mind!  If it's in the forefront of mind then I'd accomplish very little over these paragraphs because I'm too busy thinking about that.  AND THAT'S NO GOOD.  I must accomplish SOMETHING.  Like being Half Full In Terms Of Entertainment.  That might be a good way to conceptualize this website.  Is the glass half entertaining or half unentertaining.  I've been putting my money on Half Entertaining.  Because I HAVE TO for motivation to continue to do it.
     What else is going on.  LOOK could my Dad have gotten Omicron today with just this one doctor's appointment?  YES.  IT'S THAT SPREADABLE that just one excursion can do the trick.  And LOOK does my Dad have another appointment tomorrow?  YES.  THIS IS TERRIBLE.  The point is ya do what ya can do and hope for the best and then if the worst comes you re-calibrate and figure out how to deal with the worst.  Sounds about right.  Hey WE'RE ALL GETTING FREE COVID TESTS I THINK.  ALRIGHT!!!!  Do I wanna use mine right when I get it because it'll be so much fun?  I don't know!  My Dad said people are supposed to save it for when they think they might have covid and want to confirm and/or unconfirm.  I SAY we use it right away.  Who can wait?  It's a Holiday Miracle!  Hopefully.  Dunno when we end up getting them.  Either way FUN.  Lawrence Fishburne isn't in the new Matrices Movie.  Wonder what that's about.  He was the coolest of 'em all!  They all wore cool sunglasses but there was something about Morpheus that was just A BIT COOLER than the rest.
     Hmm.  I'm TIRED of Microsoft Frontpage telling me I want to say Fishbone and not Fishburne. I can only imagining how frustrating that has been for Lawrence Fishburne his entire life.  LOOK a lot of us got last names that won't be registered as a real word by Computer Typing Programs.  But we don't all have to deal with DID YOU MEAN TO SAY, "FISHBONE?"  So the point is I feel for him.  What else is going on.  SURE he can add his name to the dictionary on most programs on his own computer.  But what if he needs to write his name on ANOTHER computer?  Hmm.  Guess it's up to ALL OF US to add, "Fishburne," to all our computer programs.  Just in case!  Do the right thing.  What else is going on.  Maybe the character Morpheus still shows up but is played by a different actor.  If anyone in The Matrix can be played by a different actor from movie to movie it'd be the guy named Morpheus.  Cause of MORPH.  He MORPHED into some other guy.  Sounds about right.
     Anyway.  Used Sprite Zero as mixer today.  HAPPY with how its turning out.  I feel I made the perfect decision!  What else is going on.  Seventh paragraph of the act.  Out of 13.  I think that means I have to write seven more paragraphs including this one.  YEP DID THE MATH BY COUNTING MY FINGERS.  I count on my fingers all the time.  Dunno if I'm proud of it.  But I do it!  You probably do, too!  Nothing to be ashamed of.  Go with what you know and what comes naturally!  Count On Them Fingers!  Anyway what else is going on.  Before computers how could the Matrix exist.  On abacuses.  Oh okay now I get it.  I got a spare matzoh ball soup that I don't know what to do with!  When I got it as part of a dinner I thought I knew what I was gonna do with it!  Didn't pan out!  Now I don't know.  I'd like to have it.  It's delicious.  But WHEN AND WHERE.  And time is running out RAPIDLY.  At this point I probably only have 3-5 more days AT MOST to figure this one out.
    DAMNIT LIFE.  As soon as I think I got a good thing going, life throws you a curve ball with a delicious bowl of soup that you don't know what to do with.  Or a cup of soup.  Whether it be Bowl or Cup it's a nice hearty soup because the matzoh ball and lots of noodles on top of it.  Not literally on top of it.  On the same level of it.  Half floating above the water level.  You get the idea.  Hmm.  Also presumably a nice amount of small slices of chicken.  Yes I know what I'm describing sounds delicious but WHAT TO PAIR IT WITH.  Ham sandwich.  HAM IS TOO HIGH IN CALORIES.  Only have 75% of the ham.  WELL YOU'VE JUST GOT ANSWERS FOR EVERYTHING DON'T YOU.  Hmm.  Anyway what else is going on.  What's today again?  Tuesday?  Yeah that seems about right.  It both seems right LOGICALLY and FEELINGWISE.  Yeah that seems about right.
     Cool!  Been enjoying new Diet Allotment.  I can totally eat the meals I wanna eat and the snacks I wanna eat and I end up eating the amount of calories I want to eat.  It's only been a week or so at most since Binge Eating Accidents but so far so good!  HEY just poured leftover coffee.  Solid 92% of a cup that I wanted to use.  Not bad!  Barely noticeable when I added more coffee creamer than I meant to!  I forgot I added it and then I was about to add more and I realized I thought I added it and then I added just A TINY BIT more just to play it safe.  THERE GOES MY DIET.  But it's for a good cause.  Making the amount of coffee drink slightly bigger.   Hmm sounds good to me.  Five days into EXCEL SPREADSHEET keeping track of calories and whatnot.  So far I haven't had a problem with the fonts I was experimenting with.  Whatever was the last thing I was trying out has lasted several days at this point and I've been okay with whatever it's been!
    Fascinating.  How many more paragraphs are we looking at.  TIMEWISE I'd say half an hour is ideal but that's possible to change.  10th paragraph of the act.  Out of a potential 13.  SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT TIMEWISE.  Amazing!  I'm SUSPICIOUS that things are lining up too well.  Doesn't seem right.  Anyway.  I feel like I don't like the routine of leaving over a bit of drink for after entry walk which turns into circle walk #1 of the day.  JUST GET IT OVER WITH is my feeling.  But it's hard!  I like leaving things for later because I CARE about my future self.  Wanna give my future self the best possible opportunities for achieving happiness.  And if that means leaving over a bit of alcohol then that's just gonna be my first instinct all the time!  Oh well what can ya do.  Live your life.  What else is going on.  Had ZERO GUM on walk #2.  Let's see how walk #3 goes.  This is gonna be tough!  But man oh man if I can reach a point in life where I chew no gum and have no second thoughts about it I WIN.  I win life when I don't need or want gum anymore.  That's it!  Mission Accomplished!
     Sure.  Three more paragraphs to go!  Wonderful.  TURKEY MEATLOAF?  FAKE SPAGHETTI THAT'S MADE OUT OF HEALTH?  This is gonna be the first thing I eat from Super Market delivery.  The serving size may be too small.  I know it'll be Smaller but I just hope it's not Entirely Too Small.  Gotta take chances in life.  This is one example of a chance one can take.  Also gotta take Community Chests in life.  Well OBVIOUSLY.  If you have the OPPORTUNITY.  But Community Chests don't just come around every day.  What else is going on.  Is that a porn star name.  Community Chests.  Probably not!  They'd have to pay Mr. Monopoly royalties.  And porn stars don't make enough money to be able to cover those payments.  What else is going on.  Looks like it's warmer than it was this morning.  That happens every day!  Wonderful.  That's a good story.  It has a beginning middle and end.  In the beginning it was colder.  In the middle I was inside my house.  At the end it's warmer!
    Good deal.  Penultimate paragraph!  Pretty soon movies will have the release date of (2022).  Until this realization I felt okay with it becoming 2022 and it not being Crazy Seeming Like It's The Future.  But now knowing that movies will be released with (2022) following the title in internet movie databases?  TOO MUCH.  I'm not ready for all these future movies!  Oh well that's life.  You're not always ready for it but it comes at ya all the same.  Hmm.  Figuring out which Granola Bars and assorted other Health bars brownies cookies and snacks I like the best.  Pretty much jus the Fiber One Franchise and the Annie's Franchise.  I'd still like to have 8-10 different products at once.  But they'll all be subsets of those two Food Franchises.  GREAT.  What else is going on.  The majority of the snacks must be from Amazon Fresh and not regular Super Marketer Fresh Direct.  Which we get significantly less often!  OH NO WHAT TO DO.
     Last paragraph of the day!  OH NO WHAT TO DO.  Maybe leave over rest of alcohol for when I get home.  YEAH that sounds like something I'd do.  And if it sounds like something I do obviously it's the right thing to do.  Why would I do something that sounds like the wrong thing to do if it sounds like something I would do?  Wouldn't add up!  And trust me I know how to add up.  I GOT ALL MY FINGERS and I'LL USE 'EM IF I HAVE TO.  What else is going on.  30 Paragraph Entry.  Wonderful!  Not sure WHY we needed 30 paragraphs of this.  But that's what we got all the same!  Hmm.  How deep into holiday season are we.  I feel like I got another 12 or so days of drinking.  YEP.  11-12.  Perfect.  And by then I'll Be All Drunk Out hopefully.  Get started on a new way to have fun.  Hmm.  I'll figure something out.  See ya tomorrow.

-1:00 P.M.

Monday, December 20, 2021 

That's One Way To Look At It

    Hey!  Last day of Fall 2021 To Remember!  Can't remember anything that happened.  I remembe it being summer.  Then I kind of remember it NOT being summer but not much had changed since Summer.  HMM WAIT A SECOND SOME LETTER KEYS AREN'T REGISTERING THAT WELL.  Maybe I need to PRESS DOWN harder on them.  Hmm.  So far in the last few sentences the lttrs have work.. WAIT THERE GOES THE E.  Alright Smash down on E. EEEEEEeeee.  id that do the FUCK THE D.  I'm gonna try restartin the computer.  Hopefully the works. ... Alright restarted.  Is everything working now?  Hmm. abcdefghijmlmant WAIT LEMME START OVER.  abcdefghijklmnopqurs qrstuvwxysz.  HMM SO FAR SO GOOD.  If it turns out its not working still that's a big problem!  Without the keyboard I'M NOTHING.  And without me being something ME BEING NOTHING IS TERRIBLE.  Anyway I'm gonna not count this is a paragraph.  Leave it in, thuogh!  Maybe you get something out of it.  I pity you.

     Hey!  Poured myself some bonus alcohol last night.  I had a little bit let in Original Bottle To Remember and thought I might just finish it.  Maybe it was .4-1 drinksworth.  Ended up not drinking it.  Gonna have it today.  PROBABLY still as a bonus but maybe I'm Real Responsible and just drink less otherwise so I'm drinking what I originally aim for.  Anyway.  Told my parents I finished bottle #1!  Because I'm a great son and like keeping them updated on things.  Hmm.  Gonna be honest-- I liked the paragraph where I try hitting keys A LOT more than this one so far.  At least it was NEW.  I hadn't seen that paragraph before!  I remember a similar paragraph a month or two ago.  But it's still RELATIVELY unique.  Just the second time ever!  WOW.  Anyway.  Dad's nurse yesterday brought us homemade cookies!  I had one of those suckers!  DELICIOUS.  Also my stomach and assorted other bodily systems hurt a lot yesterday a couple of hours after eating the cookie!  Was I poisoned?  Possibly!  Was it intentional?  Probably not!
     Anyway.  Gotta remember, this is the SECOND paragraph.  Hmm.  Will I have another cookie today?  I HOPE SO.  Depends on if I have a small enough meal to pair it with.  These cookies are solidly Large Sized Medium Cookies.  Anyway what a treat.  Also she threw in 3 Hershey's Kisses in the bag.  I HAD ONE.  First regular chocolate candy I've had in a few months.  DELICIOUS.  And NUTRITIOUS at less than 25 calories a kiss.  Anyway.  How much calories is it to kiss someone.  Passionately.  Gotta imagine you're burning whatever you're consuming at the same time.  What else is going on.  Cold out there today!  Amazing.  That's Almost Winter for you.  Anyway.  Manchin blowing up Democrats chances for 2022!  I LIKE IT.  Now maybe progressives can stop sucking Manchin's dick and go back to actually being progressive.  I don't BLAME them for sucking Manchin's dick for a while but now that this has turned out to be fruitless they're free to be progressive again!  ALRIGHT LET'S DO IT.
     Maybe if they suck his dick JUST A BIT MORE he'll come around.  Now's not the time to stop sucking dick!  Maybe in a little bit, sure, but NOT QUITE YET.  Is sucking Manchin's dick the best analogy?  NO.  Close enough that you get the idea, though!  Anyway.  First bottle of alcohol lasted me 8+ days.  Now I'll have 3 bottles to last me 12-13 days.  WOW THAT SHOULD BE GREAT.  Wonderful.  Watched That Matrix Reloaded over the 2 circlewalks yesterday.  Fine!  Great!  It's an okay movie.  Gonna watch the Revolutions Of That Matrix today.  Also, thinking about doing a bonus 2 days of circle walking on Tuesday and Wednesday to make up for surplus of alcohol calories this month.  THEN finally take a break from circlewalking until next Sunday.  When I start doing it Only Sundays And Mondays.  WOW WHAT A DIARY.  Imagine if Anne Frank did a lot of circlewalking.  She probably would have liked to but that would attract too much attention.  Too much noise!
     What else is going on.  Not sure what to do with this bonus alcohol from yesterday.  Drink it soon in act I?  Act II?  Save it for Act III and then just use it to compliment and/or supplement whatever I'm pouring today?  We'll see!  We CAN say for sure I haven't drank it yet, though.  I'd be aware of such a thing!  Probably.  What else is going on.  Is enough attention given to the fact that Manchin sounds like the word Mansion?  My guess?  Yes probably TOO MUCH attention.  Any attention to that fact is too much.  So even if these last few sentences is All The Attention Given To This ever in the world, that's still too much.  Hey that's life I guess.  What else is going on.  Cold out there today!  Wore NYU sweatshirt jacket UNDER winter jacket.  Still pretty much too cold with all that.  Oh well that's Almost December for you.  Almost Winter.  It is December.  WHAT A FREUDIAN SLIP.  Huh.
    I feel like, "Sometimes a Cigar is just a Cigar," is a Freudian Slip of his own but I can't pinpoint why or how.  Anyway.  Coffee after this paragraph.  At this point looks pointless to drink with Act I.  Will re-evaluate for Act II later!  Anyway.  I guess bending over backwards for Manchin and Sinema makes more sense and it CLEANER.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  I run a DIRTY website here.  People come expecting to be SHOCKED by the language I use.  Gotta give the people what they want!  Also bending of ber backwards could be dirty.  Sounds like a yoga sex act.  I'm imagining a certain yoga and/or gymnastics pose that really does exist.  You know the one.  And there's no reason you can't turn that into a sex act.  Just have sex while one of you is in that pose.  Easy!  Hmm.  I'm gonna be honest I do like how Buck Showalter is old.  Not ELDERLY old.  Mid 60's.  I think a manager should be relatively old.  Makes people respect him more!
     Coffee time!  Hopefully it gets warmer later today.  HEY it might hit 50 on Saturday.  Saturday is later today.  If you consider day today to be several days.  LOTS of Several Days.  Anyway what else is going on.  Not a fan of these home baked sugar cookies just laying around in sandwich bag on the table.  I wanna eat 'em!  BUT I CAN'T.  I can have one I guess.  BUT NOT NOW.  What else is going on.  Matrix Reloaded was okay.  NOW I see that it foreshadows what happens in the 3rd movie.  SHOULD HAVE noticed it before.  It was just hard to pay attention to the dialogue and plot building what with all the action fighting.  I got distracted!  What else is going on.  I think it's great when movies are 2 hours to 2 and a half hours long as long as I'm doing 2+ hours of circle walking.  Aligns great!  Each hour of circle walking is really an hour and 5 or 10 minutes or so to make up for Miscellaneous Breaks.  And parts of movies are credits.  So when a movie starts and ends with circle walking for the day I'm Coming Out On Top Big Time!
     Sure.  What else is going on.  Not gonna be warmer for my next walk but at least now I know what to expect completely.  So I got that going for me.  Maybe aim to have bonus alcohol with Act II and regular alcohol with Act III.  That sounds fun.  Now I have something to look forward to with Act II.  Instead of just looking forward to it so I can further look forward to Act III with alcohol.  AMAZING.  Anyway.  Just 2 more weeks of drinking!  But GREAT drinking.  1.5 drinks a day?!?!  AMAZING.  Also now my parents are definitely aware of my Drinking Through December plans.  I told my Mom a few days ago but she forgot.  Now I told her AND my Dad.  SAME PAGE ALRIGHT SURE.  Huh.  What is this, the seventh paragraph?  Sure is!  Hmm what can progressives accomplish by being fully progressive but unable to accomplish much legislatively.  They can be TRUE TO THY OWN SELF.  Hey that sounds like fun.  Why not.  Gotta look at the bright side of things.
     Eighth paragraph!  Wow!  One way to have Special Bonus Homemade Cookie is to pair it with a smallerish thing for a meal.  I KNOW JUST THE THING.  I have a breakfast sandwich in freezer from a year ago!  If I KNEW it was a HEALTH Breakfast Sandwich I'd have it for a breakfast.  But I think it might be a DECADENCE Breakfast Sandwich.  In which case pairing it with largish medium cookie for a lunch makes more sense.  IF ONLY I COULD TELL FOR SURE.  Either way I GOT OPTIONS.  Amazing.  Also this is all worthy exceptions to talking about meals because it involves Homemade Cookies.  That only comes around once in a lifetime!  GOTTA talk about that in my homemade internet diary.  Hey National Day Of The Food Day Is... National Sangria Day.  Doesn't sound good.  Better LTURQ to see exactly what it is though.  Some sort of Red Wine Fruit Juice.  Terrible.
     What else is going on.  Monday Huh.  How about that.  Either watch Matrix Revolutions today or tomorrow.  With the other day watching SNL New Parts and Curb That Enthusiasm.  And round out the CircleWalking with other stuff cause those two things won't take up enough time.  AMAZING.  These bonus 2 days of circle walking mean I can watch Matrices without waiting until next week in addition to making it so that I burn all the calories from alcohol with circlewalking WHILE I'm still drinking them.  No burning them in a week or two PAST I'm done drinking.  I DON'T PLAY THOSE GAMES.  I play other games.  MORE FUN GAMES.  Actually LESS FUN games.  But they're the funnest one player games I can come up with ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.  Huh.  INTERNET says it's one degree warmer than it was recently on my first walk.  FINALLY things are turning my way!
     Every little bit counts.  Probably.  Possibly not.  They could be making up these numbers.  It could be anywhere between 23 and 39 degrees and they tell me a random number and I'd believe it on my walk.  But what would be their motive.  Hmm.  Gonna have to think about that one!  The point is Manchin is possibly torpedoing Joe Biden's agenda and perhaps ultimately his legacy but somehow it's the progressives' faults I'm sure.  Can't wait to find out HOW.  That'll be fun!  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Hair is starting to get longer!  Still short hair but longer than the style I had grown accustomed to.  Had it cut by Me & My Dad around October 8th or 10th.  Figure I'd get it cut three months from then if I went to haircut place, but if I'm relying on My Dad & Me to do it wait a bonus month or even 2 or 3 or 4.  We got things to do c'mon.
     Anyway.  If Mets players wanted to reach Showalter's age they'd have to stand on top of each other's shoulders two at a time.  Even Old Man Scherzer is just half his new manager's age.  WOW.  Hmm.  Scherzer.  Shoulder.  Is that anything.  Hmm.  Anyway what paragraph is this.  Eleventh!  Figure I'll write another paragraph or two after this on account of how far ahead of schedule I am.  Also Great Sure Why Not.  Turns out Americans have been killing A Lot More Civilians in air strikes and drones and whatnot than previously reported.  But the people in the other countries hate us for our Freedom.  That's why.  Not because we kill civilians all the time and cover it up.  It's our FREEDOM they hate.  Nobody uses that line anymore.  Terrorists haven't hated us for our freedom since 2005.  Now Who Knows Why They Hate Us.  Doesn't seem to matter anymore.  Great I'm okay with that I  guess.
     Yeah!  What else is going on.  THEY DO HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOM.  Our Freedom to Kill Them For No Reason.  Makes sense.  That's a basic freedom.  It's IN THE CONSTITUTION.  Probably.  Never read it.  Gotta imagine it's in there somewhere near the end.  What else is going on and crap.  Maybe wrap it up for Ac tI after this paragraph.  Sounds about right.  HEY since restarting computer Keyboard has been okay.  As far as I can tell.  GREAT.  Without Jeyboard I'm NOTHING.  Cool.  I added, "Jeyboard," to the Microsoft FrontPage dictionary.  For some reason I felt like keeping that typo.  But I didn't wanna forget I was keeping it while doing spell check later.  Figured I'd add it as a word to play it safe.  And I don't see it coming up ever again in the future so there'll be no future consequences of this action.  Amazing.  I'll be back in a little bit.

We All Have To Read This Now

    If we're not keeping standard sized entries by amount of paragraphs, what does it matter if First Blob Of Words counts as a paragraph.  For BOOKKEEPING purposes.  I dunno about that.  I'm not comfortable keeping a book.  I don't know how & I don't want to!  Either way gonna drink Bonus alcohol with Act II.  Or at least some of it.  Let's see how that goes!  Got some leftover coffee, too.  Heat that up after this paragraph.  Amazing!  My dad is okay with helping me cut my hair whenever I want.  I still don't wanna do it too soon.  I'll look in the mirror and be ANGRY that there's not a large enough difference.  Huh.  The point is if I'm having 1.5 drinks a day for the next two weeks, having this bonus alcohol from last bottle Gets Me There for today!  No problem there.  Doing what I planned to do!
    And if I planned to do something it MUST be good.  Planning means thought.  Putting thought into something means its good!  It's survived your thought process well enough without you going ya know what SCRAP THAT IT's BAD.  Amazing!  Gonna try another one of these cookies maybe tomorrow for lunch.  As part of a balanced lunch.  Eat that Too High Calorie Ham Sandwich with a cookie.  Reasonable lunch!  VERY reasonable.  Also YES I've considered having only 4 of 6 1 oz slices of ham for the sandwich.  Not a crazy amount of ham for a sandwich!  I'll re-calibrate about that when I'm finally putting together the sandwich.  Can't make that kind of decision until you actually see with your own two eyes or someone else's two eyes what's going on exactly there.  Great.  What do I do with the bonus slice or two of ham?  Save it for a rainy day.  It'd probably expire after 2 or 3 weeks.  Well then I guess we just have to Rain Dance our hearts out to make sure there's a rainy day before then!
     Cool.  Started drinking alcohol.  Guess that means I'll start re-heating coffee now.  Not that much left!  The point is I re-heated my coffee too much.  I knew there was not a lot left but I still left it in microwave for too long considering what was left.  THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES AM I RIGHT.  The stuff we go through day to do!  Day to do.  What does that mean.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Anyway been enjoying Shower Circumstances.  Gonna keep going with that until someone tells me to stop.  Even then I might continue.  Depends on who is telling me to stop and if they're giving me any persuasive reasons.  Anyway.  If I'm drinking a bit my plan is to make this act VI paragraphs  IS WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY but my Dad just told me he's taking a shower in 10 minutes so I'll have to push back my planned shower.  Which means Might As Well Write More Paragraphs POSSIBLY.  We'll see how it all, "Shakes," out.  Cool.
     What else is Cool.  Look am I upset I'm not having a shower exactly when I want?  Sure.  But am I happy my Dad is having a shower exactly when he wants?  YEAH!  I get to live vicariously through him.  He's enjoying his shower?  I'm enjoying it, too!  We have a special bond like that.  No we don't.  We might one day.  Sure maybe.  Today is a good day to start.  I suppose so.  What else is going on.  Good thing I have alcohol this Act II to help me feel okay about the delay.  When you have alcohol you feel more okay about pretty much anything!  That's been roughly my experience Some Of The Time.  Can't wait to see Old Man Scherzer use his Shoulder to pitch for The Mets.  He's gonna be racking up strike outs and we're all gonna be like I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WHAT A PITCH.  And that will happen A COUPLE DOZEN TIMES a game.  Not the strike outs.  But the Very Impressive Pitches.  Strikes presumably.  Balls are hard to get enthusiastic about.  Maybe there's 2 or 3 pitches that are balls a day that are Very Impressive.  What's going on again.  Also sex talk.  Balls are hard to get enthusiastic about.  Let's talk about it.
     New paragraph!  My dad doesn't seem to be in an outward mood in regards to me saying I'm drinking another two weeks.  That news would have had a greater than 50% chance to put him in an Outward Mood, I felt.  I'm sure he's in an Inward Mood.  But no Outward Mood means it's slightly less of a mood for him.  GOOD.  I wish him the best of luck Not Being In Moods and crap.  Unless they're good moods.  Those are hard to come by these days.  He's been in good moods lately.  The New York Times apparently has a recurring thing where there's articles about Interesting People who have done Interesting Things in life and lately he's apparently been reading them an regaling us with tales of people who did stuff in life that he finds interesting.  Which is great!  Totally boring stuff to me but I'm very happy he's, "Into," something.
     YEAH.  THIS JEWISH GUY WAS IN WORLD WAR II AND INVENTED THE ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE.  IT'S LIKE A MOVIE BUT NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE IT IF IT WAS IN A MOVIE.  Wonderful.  Glad he's getting something out of something!  What else is going on.  Huh.  Enjoying this leftover coffee #1 as much as the alcohol.  Maybe that's a good transition thing that'll keep me happy.  After January 1 or 2, when I'm done with alcohol for the immediate future, THAT'S when I make my move and go to three cups of coffee a day.  I like that.  It sounds like a plan.  And we've covered that plans have to be good.  Otherwise they wouldn't be plans.  Anyway wonderful.  I GOT A SYSTEM FOR STOPPING ALCOHOL.  That's a lot better than a lot of people can say.  Cool!  HEY I still gotta finish Beatles Got Back: The Last Hour Or So.  I'm at a point now, a couple of weeks removed from starting it, that I feel yeah now I think I'm FINALLY REALLY in the mood to finish it.  Maybe tomorrow!  Today is Matrix III during circle walks.  Tomorrow is Curb That Enthusiasm and Truncated SNL.  Throw in some Beatles Got Back with that and now we're cookin'!  This week is shaping up to be SOME SORT OF DECENT WEEK.
     Sure!  What else is going on.  I finished Coffee #1 Part II.  I am NOT happy about that.  Oh well.  There's more to come a little bit later!  HEY what if I started three cups of coffee a day BEFORE stopping alcohol.  NO.  I need to save it for stopping alcohol.  So I have something to look forward to kind of.  I can't be just having Something Negative On The Horizon With No Positives.  I NEED POSITIVES ON THE HORIZON.  Get off my back about it.  Cool.  OH NO it's a new year.  I'm scared.  I don't know what January will be like and I REALLY don't know what 2022 will be like.  THEY BETTER BE OKAY that's all I can say.  The point is I'm very ahead of schedule today even with my Dad taking a shower.  GREAT.  I can muck around for 20 minutes or something before or after a circle walk.  Maybe jerk off.  That's a nice standard amount of time to accomplish that lately.  I go through phases and periods and whatnot with that but at this point in my life I feel I could accomplish what I set out to accomplish in roughly 20 minutes.
    DIARY.  Anyway.  The point is if I'm having 1.5 drinks a day, each 375 ML bottle will last me exactly 5 days.  So if I have THREE of them for the next 13-14 days that means I should be okay!  Might overestimate a little bit here and there-- make a conscious effort NOT to overestimate, though-- and I'll be fine.  THEN IT'S ONTO SLIGHTLY MORE COFFEE GET OUT OF THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE DELICIOUS.  I'm imagining Coffee with Act I, Act III, and then later in the day.  Is coffee with all Acts a possibility?  SURE.  Not a GREAT possibility but it's easily something I can somewhat consider!  HEY I think My Dad's shower just stopped.  The sound of running water is no more!  Maybe I can take a shower in 10-15 minutes but let's say 20 minutes should be more than okay.  EVEN THAT MIGHT NO BE ENOUGH.  Too bad I'm taking what I can get in 20 minutes.  If it's not quite enough, then whatever it is, that's what I'm settling for!
    YEAH.  WHAT A GREAT ENTRY.  Lots of diary stuff.  It's interesting to YOU because you have SOME OTHER LIFE but now you know about MINE too.  Now you have several lives you know about.  I can only imagine what that'd be like.  I know I have MY LIFE that I know about and then also MY WEBSITE LIFE.  Which is 90% My Life but 10% IS DIFFERENT.  Fascinating.  Anyway.  Gotta imagine Biden is gonna do something after Build Back Better.  Whether it implodes or not.  But definitely if it implodes.  There's stuff he can do.  Cancel student debt.  Just do it!  Doesn't need anyone to help him with that is my impression.  He can do it himself I believe.  Then everyone will be like HEY BIDEN JUST DID A BUNCH OF US A HUGE HUGE SOLID.  THREE CHEERS FOR BIDEN!!!  And who wouldn't like three cheers.  It's 1.5 times as good as two cheers!  AND TWO CHEERS ALONE IS PRETTY GREAT.
     What else is going on.  The point is Biden and Neo share one big similarity in that they like to wear Sunglasses in The Matrix.  Not the same Sunglasses.  But basically it's the same premise more or less.  Good for them.  Sunglasses are cool.  I have no idea how I formed that idea as a child and/or up until being 33.  But I had/have the thought sunglasses are COOL.  Makes people look COOLER.  My best guess is it comes from me watching Terminator II.  And the Terminator wears sunglasses I believe.  And he's a cool guy!  When he's a good guy.  When he's a bad guy not as cool!  What else is going on.  I think sunglasses being cool dates back WAY before Terminator II.  Probably in the 1950's or something.  I'm sure greasers wore sunglasses.  I wouldn't put it past greasers to wear sunglasses at all!  Huh.
     What else is going on.  11th paragraph of Act II?!?!  That's way too much.  Oh well that's life I guess.  The point is if you can destroy Biden's Sunglasses you can destroy Biden.  His power lies within the sunglasses.  Let's get that trending.  What else is going on.  We all assume Biden wears sunglasses for style but maybe he's just really at odds with The Sun.  Hmm.  At this point my shower'll probably be in less than 15 minutes.  AMAZING.  I'm looking forward to it.  The part where I get clean and whatnot.  It's about time I get clean!  A solid 24 hours since Last Time!  Just finished bonus alcohol from yesterday.  Not really sure how much was in it.  Could have been a quarter of a drink.  Could have been a drink and a quarter.  Probably within those parameters, though.  FASCINATING.
    Ugh.  3rd Coffees during afternoon don't make as much sense during days with circle walking.  But after this week the clear majority of my days will NOT include circle walking.  So we'll see how that goes.  FASCINATING.  I'm glad I read The Matrix IV got mixed reviews.  This way I can be like Hey wait a second I REALLY LIKED IT I guess everyone else is an idiot.  And by everyone else I mean Half of everyone else.  Great!  Always kind of suspected Half Of Everyone Else was an idiot.  Now it's just being further confirmed!  Anyway.  No snapple yet today but I'll have some tomorrow.  Still have 2 or 3 Lemons left over from last week.  But mostly Raspberries from this week.  AMAZING.  Huh.  Started dieting at the beginning of April this year.  And my plan is to be Absolutely Definitely 100% At Where I Want To Be Definitely by April this year.  So if anyone asks I can give a CLEAN ANSWER of Lost the weight in a year.  It's GOOD to be able to round off to things.  It makes them easier to remember AND easier to convey!
     So far I've been watching Them Sampsons for more than I had been able to in the recent past.  In the last year or so, I usually get as far as 2 or 3 episodes before I lose interest and abandon binge watching them.  This time around?  Watched about 8 episodes over the last 3-5 days.  And I'm still getting a kick out of it and don't plan to stop today or tomorrow or even possibly the day after tomorrow!  WONDERFUL.  I like it when there's things I can do.  So much better when there's nothing I feel comfortable doing.  I HATE THOSE TIMES SO MUCH.  Talked to my Dad.  I told him I'd take my shower in 15-20 minutes and he was like I'd wait 5 minutes more than that.  This was a couple of minutes ago.  I'm gonna start my shower 15 minutes from right now.  I don't care what he says I'm A REBEL.  I'm a GREASER.  Gotta imagine greasers were rebels.  That'd be my first assumption at least.
    Ugh.  HEY can take a break after this paragraph to Refresh the three websites I vaguely read.  Then take a shower.  WOW REFRESHING?  I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.  Mostly because I thought of the phrase The Matrix Refreshed and I feel like everyone CAN and SHOULD get a kick out of that.  That's how I feel at least.  Somehow I wrote 12 paragraphs in 1st act and 2nd act is even more.  Oh right because of the shower being pushed back.  AND ALSO because I was aided by almighty alcohol.  PERFECT.  MAN I can't wait for the days I have three cups of coffee a day.  Roughly a bonus 50 calories or so.  Gotta imagine it's 30-40 more calories creamwise and 5-10 more calories Coffeewise.  Hey I can live with that.  It might end up being a calorie DEFICIT if me having  coffee makes me less likely to have a Physical Snack around then.  Who knows!  Anything can happen when you're having THREE cups of coffee a day!  Also each cup of coffee is what my coffee maker machine considers 1.5-2 cups of coffee. SO I'M DOING ALRIGHT IN THIS SCENARIO.  I'll be back in a little bit. 

This Is No Time For That Sort Of Thing

    27th paragraph.  Before Act III.  Before being aided by alcohol and lots of bonus time if I need it because I'm ahead of schedule.  WOW.  The point is lets write a paragraph sober.  Taking a shower made me not buzzed from whatever it was I just drunk.  Too busy getting clean!  That requires all my attention.  Anyway what else is going on.  I'm happy with the diet parameters I've set for after alcohol consumption each day.  Wonder how I'll work in an extra cup of coffee.  In the abstract EASY it's not a huge difference day-to-day and may end up saving me calories if I'm drinking them in coffee instead of eating them.  But in terms of setting PARAMETERS not 100% sure how to do that.  This is one of them GOOD problems.  Because it results in me drinking coffee more which is delicious and will presumably make my life better.  Gotta delude yourself into thinking you're making your life better as time goes on.  Works for me so far! 
    Sure.  Since Start menu is gone and replaced by an inferior Start Menu I'm just pinning all my programs to the bottom of the desktop.  I'm not happy about having to do with it but I feel it's a reasonable compromise.  Anyway.  Man oh man if I was excited about finishing Harry Potter I must be REALLY excited about finishing That Matrix.  ALSO the final one is RELEVANT CULTURALLY.  It's gonna be all people are talking about on twitter which I don't read anymore.  But I'll be participating in Present Society Culture is the point and that can't be bad.  I'm PLUGGED IN so to speak.  To Some Sort of MATRIX more or less.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Alcohol after this paragraph.  Then coffee soon after that.  Also internet seems to be telling me coffee isn't 5-10 calories.  It's more like 2 calories!  That's what I USED to think.  Then somewhere along the line relatively recently I THOUGHT I was made privy to the fact that it's slightly more than that.  I GUESS I WAS WRONG.  Gotta be wrong somewhere in this timeline.  Amazing!
    I KNOW I'm not supposed to talk about lunch but this is a big deal.  I got pizza!  Which I almost always eat the night I get it.  But this time it was pushed back to lunch the next day.  Which means I have a bonus option of how to eat it which is COLD.  It's good that way!  But is it IDEAL for me TODAY?  I dunno!  I'm gonna have to really think hard about this one.  The good news is either way I GET TO EAT A PIZZA PARTY.  I think I've earned it!  Not sure based on what.  I watched all the Harry Potters and most of The Matrices.  That's gotta be worth something.  Hopefully in the positive direction.  Maybe it's worth something but counting AGAINST me.  DAMNIT.  I fucked up bad with this one apparently theoretically under this imaginary premise.  If I succeed in chewing half he gum as otherwise that 50% covers drinking a 3rd coffee.  That's a big IF.  But potentially a positive one!
    Drink Time!  New bottle!  Same premise as last time.  But it's a physically new bottle and contents as the last one.  I ALREADY CONSUMED the first one and GOT RID of the first bottle.  Hmm.  Before that let's check out Iced Tea, "Fact," Of The Day... Oh the one where bears sleep in hammocks.  It's a repeat but at least it's a good 'un!  Anyway.  I think I poured a solid 1-1.3 drinksworth.  Reasonable amount for today considering Act II drinking.  WOW.  Let's get started on that.  Also I poured myself rootbeer without thinking.  I just was thinking hey root beer would be REALLY FUN to drink right now.  Then after I brought it up I realized oh right what I just poured is for mixing with alcohol.  Well I guess this'll be interesting to drink right now!
   Figure this entry'll be between 35-40 paragraphs overall.  This is the 31st already!  Amazing.  If you can't write well, write a lot!  That's my message to fellow writers.  Actually, beginner writers.  My message to fellow writers is how come you're better than me by a lot that doesn't seem fair.  I'd rather talk to beginner writers because they're dumb and ignorant about writing Just Like Me BUT for some reason take me seriously as a writer somehow in this scenario.  AMAZING.  Coffee after this paragraph.  AMAZING.  I try to imagine a world where I chew no gum.  I can't even imagine.  But it seems healthy or something.  I dunno!  Uh oh.  Root beer is so delicious I might be tempted to drink this very quickly.  I might NEVER make it to 40 paragraphs for the day at this rate!  The good news is I'm almost done watching The Matrices I've seen and are Old News.  The NEW Matrix should be fun because I'm participating in Culture Society.  Everyone loves UP To Date Society Culture.  Coffee time.
     Is there coffee flavored gum.  That might solve both my problems.  Or all my problems.  Or seven of my problems.  Or it solves no problems but it is fun because I'd enjoy chewing it even if it solves nothing.  Hey what else is going on.  Gonna take my next walk in like 45-50 minutes.  Regardless of whether I write up until then or not.  Well If Not maybe I take the walk sooner.  So in the end that sentence was completely pointless because it was a lie.  Which I corrected the next sentence.  Didn't even accomplish anything in misleading you because I made up for it immediately!  Oh well what can ya do.  I got coffee going on.  DELICIOUS.  What else is going on.  Gonna go to Endocrinologist some time next week.  Her scale is the one I've come to accept as Accurate Weight Measurement.  (Accounting for subtracting 2-3 pounds for clothes).  So that'll be fun!  Also maybe my endocrine is going well.  Can't hurt to hope!  Maybe it can.  What do I know.
     Sure.  The point is I'd like to see West Side Story because I'd like to believe in romance and young love again but I Cannot at the moment.  Not sure I care about young love.  I am no longer young enough for young love, am I?  I dunno.  If I'm in love with a similarly aged woman, to old people, that's still young love.  That's good.  GREAT EVEN.  I can still have young love!  ALRIGHT FINALLY THINGS ARE GOING MY WAY.  I'll probably have to settle for having three cups of coffee a day, though.  BUT THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, TOO.  I believe in young love.  I loved all the time when I was young.  Unrequited love!  THE BEST KIND.  No other person to interact with to mess things up.  Keep things simple!  Love what you don't have or know.  Sounds good to me.  Anyway.  Best thing I can think of re: Pizza is take a bite cold an then re-calibrate.  How much did I like this cold pizza.  My guess for how it turns out is I'll be like yeah that was okay but I think I'll heat it up.  AMAZING.  Probably in oven instead of microwave although microwave might have been better.  AMAZING.  I MAKE WRONG DECISIONS ALL THE TIME.  IT'S AMAZING.
     Okay.  Still no updates in over a month on whether we can eat onions again.  I think they're just never gonna tell us!  They told us to stop and they figure well at some point they'll start eating onions again, but we don't have to tell them.  Let THEM figure it out.  Doesn't seem right.  I wanna eat onions and I can't!  GOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.  Also I associate that with updates on when NY will have recreational marijuana dispensaries.  Those are the two things I search on google twice a week.  ONION RECALL and NY MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION.  Always together.  So far no news on both fronts and in both cases No News Is Bad News.  Oh well that's life.  HEY it's even slightlier warmer than before.  At this point it's 8 degrees warmer than First Walk In The Morning.  WOW LIVING LARGE for next walk.  Something like that.
     Cool.  I haven't seen a press conference from Buck Showalter.  I'd like to know what this jerk sounds like.  Both audibly and in the context of things he may or may not say.  COLOR ME INTRIGUED.  What else is going on.  I like it when things lead to things.  Specifically bad things lead to good things.  So if in two months I can be like yeah I was drinking slightly every day for three weeks BUT it led to me having a third cup of coffee a day which is making my life better a lot then I'm LOVING that scenario.  Fascinating.  Like me binging a lot over a week ago.  I made up for it with a bunch of circle walking but more importantly it made me loosen up my diet for some reason I don't fully remember.  But it's great!  I can still lose all the weight I want by the time I really want, but it's easier now!  And more delicious!
     YEAH.  I hope more bad things happen to me.  Who KNOWS what kind of relative good I can make out of those bad things.  Gotta look at the bright side of things.  Looking at the dark side of things is boring.  They might be so dark you can't even make them out!  Then you're pretty much looking at nothing and who cares about nothing.  Not me!  I care about someThings not noThings.  That's My Official Position for now at least.  Huh.  36th paragraph.  40 should be within reach considering how much time I've allotted to myself.  Not sure who would want to read 40 paragraphs of this.  Same guy who would want to read 5 paragraphs of this.  If you're enjoying A Bit Of This gotta imagine you're the target audience who would A Lot More Of This, too.  Yep checks out pretty well I ASSUME.  Can't say for certain.  Not 100% able to imagine anyone Other Than Me enjoying even A Bit Of This.  Hmm.
     Yeah!  Anyway.  Is it my birthday again any time soon.  I know there's Christmas.  That's a birthday.  Not mine though.  We can still celebrate it for some reason, though.  It's Jesus' birthday but everyone who likes Jesus decides to have a blast and a half that day anyway even though it's not their birthday.  Good for them.  I'm happy for their success enjoying themselves!  What else is going on.  New Years Eve is like a birthday.  It's the Year's birthday!  Well it's the prelude to the Year's Birthday anyway.  That sort of thing.  I'm gonna have to be done with drinking for the day soon.  Oh well.  There's always tomorrow.  And I can say that re: drinking for a solid 13 or 14 days.  Which SOUNDS bad but then I can say there's always tomorrow re: Drinking a third cup of coffee at some point over the day.  Which SOUNDS relatively pleasant!  NO GUM THOUGH.  I don't wanna add bonus calories to diet.  GOTTA CUT OUT THE GUM.
     Whatever.  Gum adds nothing to my life.  If it turns out they put stuff in regular gum that makes it addictive I wouldn't be totally surprised.  Because I went through most of my life without needing gum, but then when I started chewing gum, I couldn't stop.  But presumably once I do stop for a fair amount of time I can get over the habit!  Only time will tell.  What paragraph is this.  38th.  Amazing.  Got a few more paragraphs to go.  WHY.  Because it's fun to do things.  Without Doing Things I'd have Nothing To Do.  Hmm.  If I have an allotment of 1.6 drinks per day, should I divide it up into 2 drinks of .8 drinks a day?  Or 2 drinks of 1.0 drinks and .6 drinks a day?  I DON'T KNOW.  BRAIN OVERLOAD.  I CAN'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION RIGHT NOW IT'S TOO MUCH.  I'll get back to you on that one though.  Gotta imagine my brain will stop being overloaded soon and then will be able to process that question and produce an answer.  Gimme 24 hours I'll get back to you by tomorrow or so.   So far I've been okay with the premise of Just One Drink A Day but possibly saving some for later.  Let's stick with that, right?  Been working so far.  And it's been roughly over a week!  Can't argue with Something Working For Roughly Over A Week!  DIARY.
     Huh.  39th paragraph.  AMAZING.  How much of this entry has been Diary. A LOT MORE THAN I WAS PICTURING IN MY HEAD.  Oh well.  Diary is fun.  People get to be like hey it's someone else's life.  Fascinating.  I don't have to think about my life as long as I'm reading about someone else's.  That's GOOD FOR ME because MY LIFE is the pits.  I assume most of your lives are The Pits.  Sorry about that and everything.  My life is the pits, too!  Let's be friends.  What else is going on.  Let's say this is the penultimate paragraph.  AND MEAN IT.  Anyway.  I can't wait to be done with this damn dumb Matrix Franchise once and for all today.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A NEW ONE COMING WEDNESDAY.  GOD DAMNIT.  At least I have a solid Complete Day where I've seen All The Matrices and can move on with my life.  And then after one ore day I can Go Back To Being Done With The Matrices.  ALRIGHT!
     Last paragraph of the day.   Looks like I'll have some alcohol left over.  Either a relatively fair amount or a small amount.  Gotta imagine that'll work in my favor somehow presumably.  Kinda feel like taking a bite out of all these half dozen homebaked nurse cookies remaining.  Just to mark my territory.  But don't tell anybody.  My parents might eat them and I'm okay with that but I like knowing I took a tiny bite out of them first.  Either straight from the cookie, or having torn off a piece manually and eating it that way.  YEAH.  Anyway what else is going on.  NOT MUCH.  That was the main thing I've had going on since I was made aware of these cookies.  Wanna take the tiniest bite out of all of them and tell nobody.  That's life I guess.  How do I know these cookies were home baked.  They might have been cooked in an outhouse way back out near the tool shed.  Hmm.  I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:56 P.M.  

Sunday, December 19, 2021 

How Is Everyone Doing

    Hey!  Windows updated on me and now the start menu is gone.  WHAT THE HELL.  Start menu has been there for 30 years!  Now it's something different.  I don't like it!  Maybe I'll get used to it!  I have no choice!  Unless I never use Start Menu Stuff again.  Which is impractical!  Probably a way I can access Settings to get Start Menu back.  Lemme LTURQ.  I dunno.  I did find the equivalent of the Start Menu but it's just not the same.  Anyway that's MY life.  And probably yours!  This Windows update was probably universal and we're probably all SCARED and WORRIED about no Start Menu.  They should have given us a warning I feel.  Maybe they did.  They probably gave us all sorts of technical mumbo jumbo about what was changing.  I didn't read that!  I'll not read it again if I have the choice!  I DON'T READ THOSE THINGS.  Huh.  Still gotta day or two left of original Alcohol bottle but I bought then next one.  Now I'm ahead of the 8 ball!  Which is a billiards reference!  TERRIBLE DIARY PARAGRAPH.
     Wonderful.  Watched The Matrix #1.  It was pretty intense but I survived.  If I'm only watching Matrices while CircleWalking I won't get around to New One until next Sunday.  We'll have to see how that goes.  I pay better attention to movies while circlewalking.  Otherwise I'm on my phone.  Also I'm several feet closer to the screen while walking as opposed to being on my bed.  That means that Sight and Sound is CLOSER so I'm more in the action as opposed to being several milimilimilimiliseconds removed because I was further away.  It takes sight and sound to travel you idiots.  Closer you are the more into the entertainment you are!  Anyway.  I hope that in the new movie they wear even cooler sunglasses.  It's been over 20 years in real life (dunno how long its been In The Matrix).  Styles have changed!  Now they need NEW cool sunglasses.  Interesting.  I guess.  It's possible a single one of you finds that interesting.  Sorry for being alone.  Welcome to my world!  Hey we're in the same world now.  No longer alone!  Great News!
     Cool.  AT this point I've tried all bars and brownies and cookies I've experimented with getting over the last few weeks.  Enjoyed all of them except one.  Just one I was like this ain't good.  I can stuff it down my gullet in an emergency but overall not pleasing.  And also I know which ones of the ones I like that I like the most and will continue getting.  Other ones I like are okay but they're not front runners for upcoming deliveries!  AMAZING.  Best brand is the ones that make delicious Cancer Animal Crackers.  I think they're healthy, too!  Sure I might get cancer but OTHER THAN THAT they're healthy and delicious.  YEAH.  What else is going on.  Mets officially signed Buck Showalter.  I like the narrative of him holding a grudge against The Yankees all his career for how they fired him and now he gets to stick it to them by doing good with the Mets.  I LIKE NARRATIVE A LOT.  THIS IS A GOOD ONE.  NOW I'M ON BOARD.
     Narratives push all my buttons!  Wonderful!  Hey it's the fourth paragraph how about that.  Dad's nurse to give him blood infusion is coming in a little bit.  I hope she's wearing a mask because I don't wanna see her face.  Huh.  I always feel like I should offer her coffee when I'm making and/or pouring mine but I'm also always like I can't talk to a person what am I Super Man.  That's way out of my comfort zone!  Superman doesn't talk to that many people.  Kinda keeps to himself.  Doesn't have many friends as Clark Kent and DEFINITELY not as Super Man.  Oh well that's life.  I know very little about Super Man.  Other than that before Super Hero Film Revolution started I always thought of Super Man as mainest super hero ever.  He's the generic.  He's the most popular.  He's THE GUY.  May or may not be the case now.  May or may not have ever been the case!  I WAS A CHILD WHAT DO I KNOW.
    Sure.  Could be because my Dad liked Super Man?  I dunno if that's even the case.  I don't know a lot of things these days.  Or the days before.  Probably not the days after, either!  Hmm.  Excel Spreadsheet coming along nicely.  I got the fonts I settled with going on for now and right now they're fine and I don't see needing to change them any time soon.  So that's good.  I Don't like how if I wanna have a cell that says, "+50," because I wanna say my daily surplus of calories for the day was I left over a bonus 50 calories, it won't show the, "+."  It just thinks oh he's saying POSITIVE and just enters in the, "50."  For a smart program Excel is PRETTY DUMB.  Just let me use the symbol PLEASE.  I've tried and tried to get that, "+," to show up and so far no luck.  Sad.  Very sad.  Minuses work, though.  I guess cause they're just dashes.  Not always meaning Minus.  That explains that I guess.  Also Batman is back-up generic super hero.  He's #2.  WOW. 
    Delicious Coffee is going on.  I like it when that happens!  Anyway the current plan is to bump it up to having 1.25-1.5 drinks per day through the Holiday.  I SAID ONE DRINK A DAY.  THAT ROUNDS DOWN TO ONE DRINK A DAY.  I'm playing by the rules.  I'm just slightly changing the rules while the game is going on!  It's playing by the rules still because I'm making up new rules!  Get off my back about it!  What else is going on.  I feel like I should be able to highlight cells and then press a magic button and excel adds the numbers all up for me.  In fact I KNOW I'm able to do that.  I just don't remember how.  Oh well that's life.  I feel like I learnt excel once in high school and at least once in college.  Who can remember these most basic functions though.  Not me!  Probably some people.  I envy them.  Also it's just 5 numbers all rounded off to the nearest 25.  I can add these in my head!  Gonna use computer calculator just to play it safe though.  IF ONLY I COULD FIND IT.  I did find it.  Wasn't too difficult.
    Okay.  What else is going on.  I think we've all been assuming new Mets Manager name is pronounced Show-Walter but in reality it may be Show-ALTER.  There's only a single, "W," sound in just ONE syllable, it doesn't repeat.  And it'd have to be the first syllable.  Because the sound Sho inherently ends with a vague, "W."  HMM this adds another wrinkle to this narrative.  If his name is Show-Alter that's a VERY interesting development and I'm fascinated to see where they go with this.  Anyway.  Since baseball lockdown there's only very rare ESPN / MLB update headlines and 75% of them are People Dying.  That's the only baseball news fit to print these days.  Someone new died.  I don't remember them reporting on deaths 5 times a week before!  I guess in the past they didn't even bother.  OR baseball people are dying at a much higher clip the last couple of weeks.  Hard to say for sure.
     Anyway.  What else is going on.  No spoilers but I might make myself a delicious Iced Cream Cone as a side with a meal today.  Sounds like a spoiler to me.  I still am looking forward to it.  That's not spoiled.  And that's the most important part!  Maybe I'm not looking forward to it as much.  Oh well that's life.  Have I considered extending circle walking to watch The Matrices so I watch the new one as soon as it's available?  Sure!  Have I come up with another reason or two why that makes sense to do!  Of course!  Will I do it?  I hope not!  Or maybe I Hope SO.  It's hard to keep track.  I don't know what's good for me anymore.  Maybe I never did.  Maybe I never will!  Nah.  I think at some point I'll figure out What's Good For Me.  But why rush it.  I'll take my sweet time getting there.  Wonderful.  Internet told me Adult Men wear pants for one week at a time on average.  That's ONE thing I now know that's good for me.  Wonderful.
     Yeah!  Ninth paragraph.  The whole 10/5/5 paragraph equilibrium has been disrupted with drinking.  But I'm not worried about it.  Variety is the spice of life.  Hmm.  I think we're all kind of assuming baseball will happen next year when it might not?  Most likely on account of Players and Owners can't reach agreements.  But also Pandemic goes from Worse to Even Worser?  Or maybe next year never happens.  That's the WORST case scenario.  I have A LOT of plans that go awry if next year never happens.  Kind of ruins everything for me!  I don't have any plans.  Well, I was planning on Living Longer.  At Least One More Year.  That was the main plan I'm thinking of.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Ninth paragraph!  Beautiful.  Bottle of alcohol I bought yesterday is residing safely in my inside winter coat jacket pocket.  Why am I hiding it I thought parents Knew.  Yeah but I was planning on and/or will buy ONE MORE bottle than they know is the plan.  This can be that bonus bottle!  THEY'LL NEVER KNOW.  Also got the exact same thing as last time.  Why mess with success!
    To facilitate GREATER Success!  Yep that checks out.  I've said it before.  I'll say it again.  Makes a lot of sense and is a good life lesson for people.  Gotta stick around the house for another 20-30 minutes at least to help Dad with more chores getting ready for Nurse to come.  So I'll write another paragraph or several at the same time!  That's how life shakes out this morning.  Oh well.  Maybe it's for the best.  BUT MAYBE NOT.  Oh okay.  I also feel like not breaking the rules because you're making new rules as you go along is also an important life lesson.  Not as something for you to do, but as something to look out for others doing.  Oh well what can ya do you're powerless to do anything.  That's the impression I'm under.  Maybe it's okay for you to do.  As long as it doesn't hurt anybody!  What else is going on.  Found a new playlist on Apple Music of songs that are unfamiliar to me!  Been listening to the same songs all summer.  So long that it's 2 days from winter and I still feel like I've been listening to them all summer through now which is apparently still summer.  BUT IT'S NOT.  Now it's time for Winter Listenings.  Whole new set of songs!  I hope!
     Yeah!  Showalter is an OLD SCHOOL manager.  Like... hmm.  What's a really old school.  Gotta imagine Oxford has been around for a long time.  It's in Britain.  They've had schools longer than America has even been around probably.  Oh well that's life.  I'm not sure what makes him old school.  I think it's either because he doesn't take no guff, he doesn't like analytics, and he also doesn't like being micromanaged by front office.  Or all three!  INTERESTING.  I LIKE taking guff, I LIKE analytics, and I'm undecided on front office micromanagement.  But I'm willing to see where this goes!  I have no choice!  This is the team I'm pot committed to rooting for!  Hmm no new deaths on ESPN / MLB in the past 2 or 3 days.  I guess at this point mostly everyone has already died.  And the survivors are doing a good job at remaining surviving.  FOR NOW.  Hmm.
    I know I told you all about a the delicious ice cream cone I may have today BUT there is an alternative.  Dad gets ice cream sandwiches that are slightly bigger than mine and slightly more Real Ice Cream.  May try one of those as opposed to making ice cream cone.  That cuts out the middle man!  I don't need to do the work.  Lots of work in making an ice cream cone!  ESTIMATING how much ice cream I wanna put in.  SOMEHOW making it fall to the bottom of the cone evenly.  THOSE two things.  Hmm.  The point is what else is going on.  National Patriotism Day Of The Food Is... National Hard Candy Day and National Oatmeal Muffin Day.  I'd try an Oatmeal Muffin.  Not a huge fan of oatmeal based on never trying it hopefully but if it's in muffin form how bad can it be.  Hard Candy?  Not great!  But it's still CANDY.  In the right circumstance it could be a relatively pleasant experience.  Also what does hard candy include.  Let's LTURQ.  HMM it includes lollipops.  GREAT.  I'm on board!
     Sure.  What else is going on.  New toaster arrived!  Still using the old toaster.  Sometimes it's hard to let go.  What else is going on.  I'd ask to keep the old toaster for myself and keep it in my room, but nothing needs toasting.  And if it did it's a short and easy trip to the kitchen.  For the new toaster.  Also I WANNA SEE what this new toaster is capable of.  I know it's a Worse Toaster Overall but still let's push it to the limit!  What else is going on.  Maybe stop after this paragraph regardless of whether I'm ready to finish helping Dad and thus then taking my next walk.  Feels like 13 paragraphs is enough for Diary Act I.  Cool.  What else is going on.  Nothing.  Oh Okay I see.  I think it's ironic they recalled Onions because people were getting salmonella but Onions were and always have been our best defense against covid.  Well that's one way to end the act.  The ONLY way.  I'll be back in a little bit.

I Don't Know What To Do Next

    Hey!  Took second walk.  Nurse is here.  You know what that means!  It means exactly what it says.  No more, no less.  Although I did have a positive interaction with the nurse by saying Hi Good Morning and she said I'm good how are you.  She misunderstood my greeting.  Means I'M IN HER HEAD.  Which can only be a positive thing!  She's so flummoxed from being sexually attracted to me she thought I was asking her how she was doing!  THINGS JUST GOT A BIT MORE INTERESTING.  Anyway.  Think I'll try my Dad's Ice Cream Sandwiches.  Easier than making my own ice cream cone.  I'd just do a shitty job anyway.  I can't remember the last time I made my own ice cream cone and thought well I did a very good job with this one.  Because it possible NEVER happened.  I'm okay at some things but making ice cream cones isn't one of them.  So is most things.  Oh well that's life. 
    What else is life.  Don't think I've got any special responsibilities or plans coming up this week.  That's good.  Why do something when you can do nothing.  Anyway.  Two weeks and a bonus weekend of drinking.  I can't WAIT until its over.  I feel like that would be a nice responsible way to go about Holidays.  Convince myself oh man yeah this is fun because of alcohol effects but I'm REALLY gonna like being sober all day again.  If I can achieve that thought it would be magical.  DAMNIT I ALREADY WATCHED ALL THE MAGIC MOVIES.  Gotta imagine some of the magic of the movies residued onto me.  Too late now to get any more!  Although I can get some Matrix all over me.  Not sure I want that.  Not sure I don't want that, either, though!  Guess we'll just have to wait and see if its a good or bad thing.  Hmm.
     I guess I'm looking forward to Shower Circumstance.  That's one step closer to drinking!  Which is presumably the highlight of my day.  That's the premise I'm operating under.  Anyway.  Brother was planning on coming over in late December but that's been canceled due to OMICRON.  DAMN OMICRON.  I had PLANS you idiot.  Now they've been UNDONE.  I heard you were bad and effecting people negatively but I never thought it would happen TO ME.  Doesn't seem fair does it.  You do ALL YOU CAN DO to not provoke a Disease Pandemic Virus and then it inconveniences you slightly all the same.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  What else is going on.  So far I've been pretty good at not going into Starbucks Bathroom since deciding I can't do it anymore.  Only did it once since then!  However I also went into alcohol store.  Which wasn't ultimately necessary either.  But that's life!  You do things that aren't necessary to potentially infect and kill your parents with Disease Pandemic Virus!  It happens to all of us, generation after generation.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Cool!  I crunched the numbers and I can drink as much as 1.6x drinks on average with what I'm buying over the time period I'm drinking.  WOW.  That's... I DUNNO!  Gonna have to think about that one.  1.5 sometimes is one thing.  1.6 every day is a whole different kettle of fish!  Also I've never seen fish put in a kettle!  To be fair I've never seen a kettle and I've only rarely seen fish!  Anyway.  I've had lobster from restaurant where you pick out your lobster.  I think they should let you be like okay I'll have the pincers of this one and the lobster tail of this other one.  I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT, MAKE IT WORK.  That was in the restaurant that supposedly had The Devil's Advocate Scene Setting.  My family just always called it The Seafood Restaurant.  It had a real name.  We used the real names for other restaurants!  NOT THIS ONE.  Also YES the premise was always This Is The Fanciest Restaurant We Go To Semi-Regularly.  We're not MADE out of lobsters.  Well that's exactly why we need to go there.  Re-up on our lobsters.  I think I was the only one in the family to ever order lobster.  Because I WAS TEN YEARS OLD and TEN YEAR OLDS NEED THEIR LOBSTERS.
     What else is going on.  Hey last paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  Look was part of it Lobsters Are Delicious and part of it ONLY THE BEST FOR MICHAEL?  Sure!  I probably woulda told you it was 90% the first one, but in retrospect, ONLY THE BEST FOR MICHAEL was probably a key component of the whole situation, too.  What else is going on.  I know I mentioned a few days ago thinking about sometimes having a third cup of coffee in the day.  Kinda said it idly without REALLY considering it.  But MAYBE, JUST MAYBE that's the kick I need to get these days into overdrive.  Why do I want days into overdrive.  I dunno but drinking more coffee, overdrive or not, sounds delicious and even possibly filling!  It could REPLACE a midday snack not supplement it!  WE DON'T KNOW because we've never tried!  Anyway hey time for a shower circumstance.  Be back soon.

What Would You Like Me To Say

    Hey.  Looks like The Matrix IV is only getting mixed reviews.  Well, there goes that!  I was really INTO getting into The Matrices this week and now I'm significantly relatively more or less less somewhat excited about it!  Hey that's great just great.  What do reviews know.  Maybe they're wrong.  Maybe they're part of The Matrix!  Of course The Matrix would be against The Matrix.  Hmm.  Pretty much got as much time as I could ever want to write this act.  I can write anywhere from 5-15 paragraphs!  Though 12 sounds good based on the last few days AND based on it getting today to an even 30.  WOW EVEN NUMBERS?  Now I've got my attention.  I didn't have my attention before.  I jus wrote 18 paragraphs and I can tell you very little about what if anything I said.  Hmm.  Looked up Snapple Facts on the internet because I wanted to see people complaining about the same facts over and over.  Instead I saw a lot of controversy of a lot of these facts just aren't true.  How come there's no OVERSIGHT.  How is Snapple GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.  WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD.
     Hmm.  If we can't trust Snapple who can we trust.  If an innocent Iced Tea Juice Company is brazenly lying to us for no good reason what the hell are we supposed to believe in at all?!  Hmm.  Think I'll start drinking/at least pour the alcohol after this paragraph, and then start coffee the paragraph after I started drinking.  GREAT PLAN.  It's a Plan.  If it wasn't great how would it have manifested itself as a plan.  Think about THAT ONE.  What else is great.  Been thinking I'd be using Coke Zero today as a mixer but now I don't know!  Maybe I wanna go with a Citrus.  A Sprite Perhaps.  This is a tough one.  How about a Dr Pepper.  That would be a real mix-em-up.  Yeah!  Nah I ain't doing that.  The point is I forget.  Been enjoying watching Them Sampsons in my downtime.  Gotta imagine that'll carry over into this week.  It's pretty intense but somewhat less intense than The Matrices.  Let's go open the fridge and decide on a soda.
    Had to put on a sweatshirt jacket.  It's cold in my room for some reason!  Windows are closed.  I'm too meek to ask around whether I could turn the heat up.  Maybe if nurse wasn't here.  Either way GREAT now nurse knows I have a sweatshirt jacket.  It says NYU on it.  NYU is a natural aphrodisiac.  Not really natural.  NYU is a synthetic aphrodisiac.  There that's more like it.  Anyway poured myself Dr Pepper.  Poured myself a nice amount of alcohol.  Maybe not 1.6x worth but probably between 1.25 and 1.5 AS PLANNED.  Also sweatshirt jacket IMMEDIATELY made me feel more warm and comfortable.  Didn't' take time to adjust at all.  Put it on?  BOOM.  Not as cold.  Funny how life works out in the little ways like that.  Not LAUGH OUT LOUD funny.  Not NOT LAUGH OUT LOUD funny.  But funny in the sense that funny isn't an appropriate word to use at all in this context.  Oh well ya win some ya lose some.
     Cool.  Before I take a sip of alcohol mixture, I took a sip of Snapple.  Snapple Patriotism Fact Of The Day is... Dragonflies have six legs but cannot walk.  Well now we know this whole exercise is pointless.  What The Hell do we know if this is true or not.  Not even 100% sure there's such a thing as a dragon fly.  Just sounds like nonsense to me.  How could a fly have the properties of a dragon.  It's only a dumb fly!  And Dragons are DRAGONS.  Either way same delicious Snapple Taste though!  Wonderful.  Hey that's a strong drink.  Strongest drink I've mixed yet so far this week + 1 days.  Eight days.  It's a Chanukah Week Miracle.  The week was supposed to last only 7 days and now it's lasted 8!  Kind of a The Beatles Song Miracle, Too.  Even more than a Chanukah thing.  Maybe the Beatles were thinking of Chanukah with Eight Days A Week, what do we know.  There's no found footage documentary of them writing that song.  GET BACK isn't a found footage documentary.  They never lost the footage.  Always was in a safe place they knew where it was.  That's MY impression.
     Coffee after this paragraph I guess.  Wonderful.  Buck Show-Altar was signed to a three year contract.  How come no one has ever signed me to a three year contract.  I'd like some job security!  TRUE I don't have a job but even so I'd like some job security.  What else is going on.  Entry will last another 30-75 minutes!  Let's say an hour most likely.  Let's say a lot of things.  It means nothing.  None of this is binding.  It FEELS binding.  I personally feel once I say something I should go out of my way to at least try to make good on what I'm saying.  But that's just because I'm A Great Guy.  Not because it's legally binding.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Does Snapple know it's saying wrong facts.  And if it does what's its motivation to continue to do it.  How does telling people False Facts help their bottom line in any way.  Hmm.  Maybe they just want to keep the masses ignorant about the real world.  Hmm Snapple sounds KIND OF EVIL in this scenario.  Sounds about right!  Coffee time.
   Hmm.  Entry so far hasn't been so good!  I thought drinking would make it better.  Been only a paragraph or two, but so far, not really!  I even kind of thought looking forward to drinking would make it better.  We can DEFINITELY say now that wasn't the case.  Maybe tomorrow will be different.  Every day is its own thing.  That's my assumption.  Either way coffee is delicious.  Also I spilled a tiny bit of coffee on kitchen counter and I wiped it up with a paper towel and I was thinking this'll impress Lady Nurse.  I CLEAN UP WHAT I SPILL.  That's what Nurse Ladies are looking for in a man.  SO that's where I'm at in life.  How's your morning going?  Hmm.  Next circle walk after regular walk after this entry will be aided by The Saturday Night Live.  Then evening my best guess is go into The Matrix Has Now Reloaded Film.  Hmm.  Sounds intense!  I mean, Paull Rudd is the host!  I wonder if I can handle it.  I'll give it my best shot!
     Okay.  I think Paul Rudd gets by a lot on charm such that no one really questions how dumb a name Rudd is.  But it didn't work on me apparently!  So I got that going for me.  HMM SNL episode fro mlast night was DISRUPTED By Covid Virus.  Less new stuff and no audience and stuff like that.  ON NO THAT'S TOO INTENSE.  If SNL is taking new Strain seriously I guess we all have to.  They are the bellwether in the coal mine!  Well at least that means I'll be able to fast forward through the old sketches they show.  So there's SOME positive coming out of this mess.  Also how come no one alerted me about this until just now.  And I had to alert myself.  Kinda feel like I should have gotten an Amber Alert type message at some point over the night.  Oh well that's life I guess.  I'm assuming they're not canceling the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode that premiers tonight and I would watch tomorrow.  That was filmed MONTHS ago I assume!  Then again the people pressing the buttons on the machine that determines what HBO Shows might not come in for work now.  So nothing will appear on the TV.  So we gotta hope that doesn't work out that way.
     What paragraph are we into this Act.  Eighth!  Amazing.  Well anyway what else do we got going on.  Still got alcohol.  They haven't cancelled that!  YET.  Well they tried to a century ago but they changed their minds after a decade or so.  And that didn't even effect me one bit!  Wasn't even ALIVE as my current self at that time.  Cool.  If I was SNL I would have just cured Omicron so they could proceed with their schedule as planned.  Guess they felt that would be too much work or something.  I'm sure they have their Dumb reasons for not curing Omicron.  Four paragraphs after this one I think.  Makes sense Plan Wise.  Hmm.  HMM.  Gotta think about my life now.  The TV I was planning for today is disrupted.  And The Matrix IV getting mixed reviews makes me wonder how much I'm really gonna get out of these last 75% of Matrix films.  GOTTA COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW.  Hmm.  Them Sampsons been working well as a B or C storyline to my entertainment consumption.  I don't think I can bounce that up to A.  Also Entertainment Consumption is my life.  I'm not happy about it either!  But prove me wrong!
     Yeah!  Also TV and music and beverages and food... ALL ENTERTAINMENT CONSUMPTION.  I try to eat healthy for my physical body to do good but at the same time I mostly eat for entertainment.  That's what I CONSCIOUSLY GET OUT of it at least.  Oh right.  Nurse is still here.  I can go back down to the kitchen and spill more stuff to sop it up.  That's not entertainment but it is a fun and productive thing to do.  Because it'll get me that much closer to being in a relationship.  It's only the first step or two but that's how it gets started!  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Even eating healthy and getting that out of it, beyond considering taste, is entertainment.  HEY I'm entertained by how I'm doing healthier.  I get a kick out of this. Look at me go and whatnot!!!  That sort of thing.  Three paragraphs to go after this paragraph.  Let's try to keep this in mind.  Next paragraph is Penpen.
     Okay!  Let's Get Crazy!  Will nurse still be around when I start circle walk relatively soon all things considered?  One can only hope No.  What else is going on.  "ON," Is, "No," backwards.  AMAZING how the English language works.  DELICIOUS.  Huh?  I hope I get my walk in before nurse leaves.  I don't wanna be about to leave the house and she's in the process of leaving.  And then I'd be like IF YOU'RE NOT AROUND I DON'T WANNA BE AROUND EITHER.  Also WHERE ARE WE GOING TO NEXT.  That sort of thing.  Huh.  Apparently Larry Fishburne is not reprising his role in The Matrix IV.  Or appearing in ANY role.  He didn't even work as a grip or something as part of the production!  As far as WE KNOW.  He could have easily done that and they kept it quiet.  Wouldn't have been too hard.  He'd just have to wear a fake moustache the entire time.  EASY.  What exactly is a grip.  I think they hold things.  Hence the term, "Grip."  Better LTURQ.  YEP.  SORT OF.  KIND OF.  I read a paragraph about it and I feel like I got all I needed to get out of what it means.
     Wonderful.  What else is going on.  I think part of the reason I'm not in a great mood this morning is that I've 100% accepted I'm going to watch The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions but I also remember deep in the back of my mind these movies weren't that good the first times I watched them.  Will they be better now that I have the added context of living close to 20 more years?  Possibly!  But can I really count on that being the case?  Possibly not!  Oh well that's life.  At least I'll enjoy Them Sampsons for a few episodes today.  So I got that going for me is the point.  The point is after tomorrow I'm presumably doing no circle walks until next Sunday.  PRESUMABLY.  We never know what's going to happen!  Except for THE ORACLE.  Apparently she knows what's going to happen.  Not sure why or how.  But good for her I guess.  I'm happy for her success.  Something like that.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Wonderful.  I've gone from 20 paragraphs to 30!  That's an increase of roughly 500 PERCENT.  Don't fact check that sentence.  Treat it like a Snapple, "Real Fact."  Just buy into the lie because it's easier than double checking.  What else is going on.  I CONTINUE TO ENJOY COFFEE.  I really should consider drinking a 3rd cup later in the day.  I've been speaking about it ACADEMICALLY and THEORETICALLY but in practice I think it's a good idea now that I really think about it!  Wonderful.  I'll think about it later I guess.  I got nothing else to think about later.  Might as well pencil that in for now.  OH NO PENCILS.  DAMN PENCILS I'M THROUGH WITH THEM.  No more pencils for me as of a couple of days ago.  I'M DONE WITH 'EM! Hey pretty cold today.  I knew it was colder during my first two walks but now I realize HOW MUCH colder.  HOW DARE IT BE COLD.  IT WAS JUST WARM FOR A FEW DAYS.  THIS DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT AT ALL.  Anyway I'll be back tomorrow.

-1:02 P.M.

Saturday, December 18, 2021 

I've Heard That One Before

    Hello friends.  Last day of Special Post-Birthday Binge Harry Potter Week To Remember!  I will continue drinking a drink a day for the next two weeks, and now will do CircleWalking 2 times a week indefinitely, but the week where I was doing Drinking for Birthday and CircleWalking to work off a big binge are OVER after tonight!  IT'S BEEN A BLAST AND A HALF.  Finished Harry Potter last night, too!  It was okay.  I liked the part where it finally ended.  Then again I Don't Know What To Do Next.  I've got some ideas on what to watch when NOT circlewalking.  Like Them Sampsons.  Hmm I'm only CircleWalking 4 hours a week now.  I don't need to figure out what to watch like when I was doing it 14 hours a week.  YEAH.  ALRIGHT!  AMAZING.  Diary Diary Diary.  Did I get All Diary Stuff Out Of The Way?  Yes and no.  I got the main bullet points out of the way but I'm sure I'll think of much more boring things to say about my life!
     In the end isn't EVERYTHING I say a boring thing about my life.  It may be cloaked in a laugh-em-up or something but in the end it's about me and my dumb life somehow.  DAMNIT.  I hate my dumb life and I can only imagine you do, too!  Actually my life is SO dumb it's kind of cool.  That's how I feel I guess.  I Said It, didn't I?  Why would I say things I don't mean?  Just because they occur to me?  That doesn't sound right.  HEY Patriotism Food Of The Day Is... Bake Cookies Day and National Roast Suckling Pig Day.  I'm okay with eating cookies.  I'm even MORE okay with someone baking cookies FOR ME.  Not sure if I'm on board with doing it myself, though.  I do like the idea of people going out of their way to bake me cookies, though, that's great.  Also Roast Suckling Pig sounds delicious but what can ya do.  Hmm.  I feel like Dementors in Harry Potter should have been called Sucklings if the word didn't already exist in a different context.  Thoughts?
     Yeah!  Maybe Death Eaters is a better reference than Dementors.  I'm not happy I know both those references now.  I want to forget everything I learned about Harry Potter quick!  Not sure why.  Just don't like the idea of it clogging up my mind-area.  Got better stuff to think about is my thought.  Went through and finished a complete day of EXCEL CALORIE KEEP TRACKER OF.  So far so good.  Putting a lot of thought into Fonts, though.  I can have different fonts for the numbers, for the dates, for the headlines of the numbers.  I don't know the right thing to do!  Too many fonts!  Gotta get this one right if I wanna get my diet right.  The font of these Excel Cells could make or break what I end up eating and burning off!  It effects my mind-area somehow!  Oh well that's life.  Anyway.  Oh I get it.  Excel.  And the things in the thing are called Cells.  Well Done.  Both to them for coming up with it and me for figuring it out.  Well Dones all around!
     Cool!  No Spoilers but the villain in Harry Potter has no nose.  Not sure what that's all about.  Also that's a key feature of his face but his face is even weird without it.  But he IS a man.  OR at least was originally.  You'd think if he was so powerful he'd make himself look like a normal person.  Can't be that powerful if he can't even grow himself a nose!  Maybe he doesn't want a nose what do I know.  That's his deal not mine.  I dunno.  IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT.  He's gotten through a lot of trouble trying to be a super villain and in the process of things he started to look weird.  Too many spells cast against him and whatnot.  I get it, sure.  I'm not AN IDIOT.  OR AM I.  Hey what else is going on.  Weather is more appropriate today!  Still relatively warm for a few days from winter but I can TOLERATE it being this warm.  And it's still warm enough that it's pretty comfortable outside.  Also internet said RAIN but outside it was just DRIZZLING LIGHTLY and I'm 100% on board with that too! 
     MORE DIARY STUFF.  KEEPIN' TRACK OF WHETHER IT'S RAINING OR NOT EACH DAY.  This is good stuff the people wanna read!  What else is going on that people don't want to read.  Oh I Know.  New Matrix movie is in a few days.  I can watch the first three.  That makes a lot of sense.  Perfect Sense!  I'll get started on that today.  Anyway.  Worst part about the Matrix trilogy is that the lady who plays The Oracle dies halfway into the franchise and they replace her and they work it into the plot like eh who cares IT'S THE MATRIX ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.  Now it's someone else!  I'm not buying it!  Look I KNOW it's The Matrix.  But NOT anything can happen.  THIS CAN'T HAPPEN.  Oracle can't just be someone new entirely.  I DON'T LIKE IT AND I'M NEVER WATCHING THIS FRANCHISE AGAIN.  Until later today.  BUT DEFINITELY NOT UNTIL THEN.
    I know George Carlin shows up in a parody of The Matrix in one of the Scary Movie movies.  Is it possible he shows up in A REAL The Matrix now?  It's the Matrix anything can happen.  But it can't.  It's a movie.  Just because in the plot of the movie crazy things can happen doesn't mean in the tangible Making Of The Movies anything can happen.  AS FAR AS I KNOW.  What else is going on.  Maybe it's just me but Is Keanu Reeves Great?  I don't think it's just me.  Seems Great!  What else is going on.  Will the Matrix be too stressful to watch?  Kinda HEAVY and INTENSE.  Oh well I have my work cut out for me I guess.  Try to watch a Heavy and Intense movie and enjoy it as light entertainment.  LIKE THE LAST HARRY POTTERS.  Also when I repeatedly said I saw the last Harry Potter and it was just them walking around in the dark all the time I think it was really the Penultimate Harry Potter I had seen.  They're not walking around in the dark the entire time but they are doing that a lot in that film and not as much in the real final film.  GO FIGURE.
     Yeah!  What else is going on.  I have one spare loose Breakfast Sandwich in my freezer from a year ago and I don't know what to do with it!  If I KNEW it was a HEALTH Breakfast Sandwich easy I eat it.  But I'm looking at it and I'm worried it's an UNHEALTH Breakfast Sandwich.  We're talking 100-150 more calories overall!  THAT MAKES A BIG DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE AS A ONE TIME THING SOMEHOW PRESUMABLY.  Either way I'd eat it either way eventually I guess but I still would like to know what I'm eating.  That's life I guess.  Part of it. My life at least.  May never happen to you.  Probably won't!  I'd say the odds are most people never eat Frozen Breakfast Sandwiches at all!  Good for them I hope they're happy with whatever breakfast they may or may not be having instead.  Cool.  Anyway Delicious Coffee going on.  Wonderful.  Seventh paragraph is over already?  Wonderful?
    Sure.  My family used to like The Devil's Advocate: The Keanu Reeves Film because we were told by the owners of a restaurant that we frequented often hey they shot this one scene in the film here at the restaurant.  And then the next 50 times I watched the film I never came across the scene that might have been shot in that film.  But still it's an okay spooky movie.  Look 51st time is a charm.  I'll figure out which scene this was IF IT KILLS ME.  Hopefully it doesn't but beggars can't be choosers.  Can Choosers Be Beggars? Sure they can.  They choose something and then the other person is like nah I ain't giving you that and then they beg for it.  Seems like something that can easily happen all the time with choosers.  Anyway I DID binge on gum in the middle of the night.  Enough that it made the Excel Calorie Diary!  Easily 25 calories of gum.  HEY Ya win some and ya lose some.  And sometimes both at once!  I lost some because it added up to calories.  I won some because I chewed some delicious gum when I needed it most!
     Ninth paragraph!  This is going way too fast.  I kind of don't like it!  Feel like I'm gonna write a bonus paragraph or two this act.  And I'm already writing so many bonus paragraphs in Act III's.  Oh well that's life.  Wonderful.  Let's aim for 11 paragraphs this act.  A bonus paragraph but just one.  Seems reasonable.  VERY reasonable.  Wonderful.  Diary.  The Matrix was such a outstanding hit that they made it into a trilogy!  And for the 2nd two movies they were like hey people LOVED The Matrix.  Let's make some films where half of it ISN'T IN THE MATRIX.  Dumb!  Hopefully they learned their lesson and stick to The Matrix for this film.  I don't wanna see people mucking around OUTSIDE The Matrix.  Who cares.  Not me!  Maybe A LITTLE BIT.  I'm okay with 5-15, even 20% of the film outside the Matrix FOR CONTEXT.  Anyway what else is going on.  I dunno.  I like it when it says RAIN and then it's drizzling lightly and I'm like LOOKS LIKE I'M COMING OUT ON TOP AGAIN IN THIS SCENARIO.  You wanted me to be Uncomfortable Walking In The Rain, weather report, but looks like I WIN AGAIN.
     Sure.  I dunno.  So far having fun wearing clean pants that fit me.  I get a lot out of it!  Only negative thing is it's 10% harder to put pants back on without undoing the fly and possibly the button.  Definitely the belt.  The belt is still intact and I got no shot of shimmying my pants back on!  Great just great.  There's one or two MLB players with the last name Belt and half the time I talk about Belts I think about them.  I know nothing at all about them or how good they are or what team they're on or what position they play.  I just know there's a Belt or two out there!  Better LTURQ.  Brandon Belt.  Just one.  Decent Career!  Pretty solid major league career he's been leading.  So the point is I forget.  Gonna have a lot of coffee left over with Act II.  AMAZING.  That's the best part of the day so far.  Gonna have a lot of coffee saved for later!
     Last paragraph of the act.  I can, "Dig It," I, "Guess."  BRANDON BELT made the All Star Team one year and finished SIXTEENTH in MVP Voting in a different year.  MUCH better than I've ever accomplished.  I've barely ever even QUALIFIED for the All Star Game.  What else is going on.  Not sure what I'm gonna have for lunch.  I will not go to specifics because that's not how we do things around here anymore.  But it's really up in the air is all I feel comfortable saying.  Great.  I also feel comfortable saying after going back to my old habits of eating very late meals the last few days, I'm gonna try to go back to slightly earlier meals.  Great.  I also feel comfortable saying Lots Of Things.  Just not the 4-5 good options I'm considering for lunch.  I made a serious and solemn vow to Not Go There and I will honor that vow a solid 90% of the time!  I'll be back in a little bit.  I dunno.  As long as I'm doing circle walkings it makes more sense to have the later meals somehow.  DIARY.  I'll be back in a little bit again.

Well This Was Fun

    Hey DIARY STUFF.  If I'm taking 2 days a week of 2 hours of circle walking a day maybe do them BACK TO BACK.  Really get into a groove most days that I'm not doing it.  And then get into a mini groove that I am doing it!  PERFECT.  SUNDAY AND MONDAY.  THEN IT'S SETTLED.  Wow we settled that quickly.  I suggested it and it was settled immediately.  That saves a lot of time I had allotted for some back-and-forth.  Cool!  Might buy next bottle of alcohol today.  I have enough for today and tomorrow very easily and probably then ext day relatively easily.  But why put off till tomorrow what you can buy today.  Also buying the same thing.  Went well!  Vodka that's slightly stronger than normal vodka.  I made the right choice and that's good for me.  I make right choices all the time.  That's good for me all the time!  What else is going on.  DIARY PARAGRAPH.  Time to reheat leftover coffee.  DIARY COFFEE.
     DAIRY COFFEE.  Hey great what else is going on.  After today, no longer counting calories of alcohol against me in my diet.  Just let them be cancelled out by CircleWalking the first couple of weeks and then after alcohol is done with the CircleWalking solely Works FOR ME.  YEAH.  The Mets are in the process of choosing a manager.  Wow!  They're busy doing stuff!  I'm impressed.  I was worrying they were just sitting around all day throwing mini basketballs into mini basketball hoops hat they hang on their bedroom door.  Hmm that sounds like fun.  Where can I purchase such an item.  Eh my bedroom door is too far away.  No one can shoot baskets that far.  Unless they got closer to the hoop.  But I don't see how that's possible.  Anyway.  Supermarket Pre-packaged ham was more calories than they told me online!  I'll survive but JUST BARELY.  No Spoilers.
     Okay.  Sure!  What else is going on.  Courier New has got to make an appearance in my Excel Spreadsheet.  I just don't know if it's appropriate for THE NUMBERS.  Maybe for the DATES or the HEADLINES of the calories (Snack, Total, Daily Surplus, ETC.)  Comic Sans, too, is a strong choice for SOMETHING.  This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.  Also that's not even talking about bold or italics or underlined or SIZE of font.  UGH.  THIS IS A WHOLE THING.  I need an intern or something.  I wouldn't trust them to make the right decision but at least they'd make the decision for me.  So if it turns out badly I can blame it on them.  And if it turns out well I can blame it on me for hiring them.  Either way I am responsible for good things and not responsible for bad things.  That's life!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act presumably.  Also they're interns.  They could be unpaid.  Hmm.  Why isn't that a thing.  If you can intern for college credit, you're getting the same EXPERIENCE just being a personal intern for someone.  So why can't that someone just be some random jerk who wants someone to help him do things.  It makes sense but it does reveal there's a flaw somewhere in this process.  Maybe that students shouldn't have to do unpaid internships.  NO THAT CAN'T BE IT.  Actually THAT HAS TO BE IT.  Oh well what else is going on.  Pretty sure that happens in Seinfeld with Kramer.  So what if I'm 27 years too late with this joke.  Maybe you were 27 years TOO EARLY ever think of that?  What else is going on.  Finished first cup of coffee.  Delicious!  I liked the part where I warmed it up in the microwave.  MAGIC.  I think we as humans owe a great deal to learning how to use radiation and nuclear power and whatnot.  Don't see how that could ever backfire on us.  I don't think Microwaves use nuclear power.  I don't think lots of things though so who cares.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  The good news is if this ham is more calories than I thought, presumably that would equate to being proportionally more delicious.  That's how I feel.  What else is going on how I feel.  I dunno.  Don't feel that much lately.  Whatever I do feel is the same stuff I repeat 20 times a day here on the entry every single day.  You know, those 6 or 8 things that I talk about over and over.  That's how and what I feel!  Oh well.  Anyway.  Seriously thinking about Somehow Not Using Bathroom On Walks from now on.  Omicron is too contagious!  I dunno how I can get my body in order to just survive 30 minutes without using the bathroom 7 times a day.  But I MUST.  My parents are too susceptible especially my Dad!  GOTTA PLAY IT SAFE.  Look even if it means pissing my pants three times a week, that's a far far better thing I do then that I do some other time or something.  Pissing my pants three times a week is the most responsible adult thing I can do this winter.  Oh well.  I'll be back in a little bit.

That'll Do The Trick

    Hey!  We AS A FAMILY bought a new toaster!  Should arrive today.  Based on what I've gathered from having half a conversation with my Mom and paying 80% attention the new toaster is WORSE than our old toaster (which still works) BUT is easier to clean.  So we got that going for us is the point.  Dunno what to do with the old toaster.  My instinct is keep it!  Now we can toast four things at a time and we didn't even need to shell out the coin for a special Four Slot Toaster!  But no one cares about my instincts.  Not even me!  In fact, Me Least Of All!  I'm close enough to myself to know My Instincts Are Generally Terrible!  So there's that.  Anyway.  Guess I'm watching That Matrix today.  Wonderful.  I like the part where the stuff happens.  I assume.  Not 100% sure I've seen this movie in the last 20 years.
     Cool!  Pour drink after this paragraph presumably.  That should be fun.  Actually that's the LEAST fun part.  Don't wanna pour too little.  Don't wanna pour too much!  To be honest, don't really wanna pour the exact right amount.  It wouldn't' feel right somehow to succeed in something like that.  What else is going on.  SURE we'll get to a Snapple Iced Tea Patriotism Fact of the day in a paragraph or two when I get that snapple.  Be patient!  What else is going on.  Hmm.  Saturday Day Today.  Wonderful.  Birthday Week is over.  I accomplished a lot!  Tried out plenty of new snacks several times.  Did a lot of walking in a circle.  Watched entire Harry Potter Franchise!  Starting drinking and then started drinking un-secretly as the cherry on top!  GOOD WEEK.  I guess.  Can't remember anything else happening over the course of the week.  Too much drinking.  Oh right New Great Pants.  That might turn out to be the biggest GAMECHANGER of all!  Hmm I feel like I'm forgetting something.  Oh.  Loosened up diet!  DELICIOUS.  I'm gonna eat all the snacks responsibly and no one can say shit!  By no one I mean ME.  Or NOT ME more accurately.  I am SOMEONE.  So if it's no one then I mean Specifically NOT ME.  Huh.  DIARY.
     Time to retrieve snapple and pour alcohol.  Gotta imagine at some point I start saying DAIRY instead of DIARY and it'll be a laugh-em-up that'll last us until 2029.  WHEW that covers a lot of ground.  Now I got nothing else I have to do for eight years.  Hmm.  Probably catch up on THEM SAMPSONS.  Anyway Snapple, right.  And then coffee after this paragraph is over.  And then drinking after this paragraph is over.  SNAPPLE RASPBERRY FACT OF THE DAY... Another Repeat.  No worries.  We can move on with our lives without being too disappointed.  At some point, weeks or months from now, we may get over this horrible experience completely.  WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF.  Also when I say the toaster is easier to clean I mean THE OUTSIDE.  I can understand wanting to get a toaster that's easier to clean the inside.  That makes sense.  This is just less likely to get smudged.  Oh well Their House Their Rules.  If I wanna be in charge of Getting And/or Keeping Toasters then I need to strike out on my own!
     Okay.  Poured a nice big glass of Sprite.  Poured a nice big amount of alcohol on top of the sprite.  Which I assume is mixing in with the sprite so that it's distributed evenly.  Either way Delicious Presumably.  But what I'm really looking forward to is coffee after this paragraph!  Also the alcohol I'm about to drink.  That's what I'm really looking forward to.  But also Huh??  Whatever.  After today, no more counting the alcohol in my Daily Calorie Counting!  WOW LOOSENED UP TO THE EXTREME.  Huh.  Oh okay let's take a drink.  Hey that's fun.  I like that part where it goes down my gullet and whatnot?  Hmm.  Allotted myself as much as an hour from now to finish the entry.  More likely it'll be half that but that's what Allottocation is for.  You give yourself ROOM that you don't HAVE to use.  It's best to leave oneself options.  I dunno about that.  Options just confuse things.  For example if I had no choice what font to use for my excel document EASY.  Just make the document and update it and move on with my life.  I can choose fonts?  TOO MUCH FOR ME. 
     Coffee time!... will be delayed one paragraph.  Get it after this one.  Prove me wrong!  Anyway.  I wonder if I get different flavors of Snapple if I'll start seeing some new facts.  I feel like between Raspberry and Lemon there's been overlap BUT there has been relative uniqueness based on which flavor it is.  So there's that.  Snapple knows what they're doing is the point.  They got themselves 20 facts and now I talk about it every day for months.  Then again I talk NEGATIVELY about it.  I know they say all buzz is good buzz which is in direct opposition to them saying no news is good news but the point is I DISCOURAGE you from getting Snapples!  It's a scam with these repetition facts!  Who knows what else they're getting wrong while putting these drinks together!  You don't wanna have to deal with this believe me!  Okay coffee time for real.
     HMM what kind of way should I transport Quarters to Alcohol Store.  Maybe some sort of sandwich bag.  Put it in my inside pocket in my winter jacket.  Then put alcohol bottle there when it's been purchased.  HMM THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  I AM GOING TO USE MY POCKETS TO PUT THINGS IN.  Amazing.  Still got a few Lemon Iced Tea from last week and a bunch of Raspberry Iced Tea from this week.  If only I could live MY ENTIRE LIFE being able to choose between the two each time I want a Diet Iced Tea.  But that's just not realistic.  Hey great what else.  I assume if I buy enough snapples at SOME point I will come across a fact that says YOU ARE A WINNER.  You get to visit Snapple Factory or something.  Probably end up horribly disfigured or at the least very inconvenienced but at least you'll learn a valuable lesson about how you individually aren't such a great person.  In the end it's your own fault is the point.
     So I've got that to hope for.  What else is going on.  I wonder what my FOIBLE To Be Exposed would be if I was invited to Chocolate Factory.  Probably the TV Thing Guy.  His name was Mike which my name is.  And I DO watch a lot of TV.  So rather than think hard about what my real problem is in life that I'm guilty of let's just go with What That Guy Was.  Makes sense to me because it's easier.  OH.  I know!  I'm the kid who always does whatever's easiest.  Don't know how interacting with chocolate could expose that but that's not for me to determine.  Let SOMEONE ELSE figure it out.  Cool!  We're into the seventh paragraph of the Act III.  That's good.  Not sure why.  But it's probably good somehow in some way.  Oh I know.  It's The Harry Potter Franchise Principle.  The closer you get to the end of something, the better.  Cracked That Code!
     Great.  What else is going on.  I get the sense this Omicron is a big deal!  At first I kinda dismissed it because it's milder for people like me and being Triple Vaccinated is apparently pretty good protection.  But for my parents it could still be bad!  And if I get it that's still pretty bad for me and possibly WORSE than pretty bad.  But the real kicker is if I get it and spread it to my parents.  They're OLD and one of them IMMUNOCOMPROMIZED.  This is a big deal.  GREAT!  It's fun to have some existential thing to worry about that I can assume most people agree we should try to take care of.  Cause all the other existential things I worry about I'm Pretty Positive won't be addressed and we will all suffer.  This?  MAYBE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE WORKING ON TRYING TO FIX IT.  A PLURALITY of people are on board with agreeing This Is Bad and We Should Actually Do Our Best To Stop It.  Whew that's good.
     Wonderful.  Hey what else is going on.  I guess an hour or an hour and a half by now I'll be starting That Matrix Movie.  I hope it's fun and not too dark like that damn Harry Potter Franchise.  Always with the 1 sequence where they're wandering around at night which I equate with the entire 8 film franchise.  TOO DARK.  Anyway what else is going on.  The most I've impressed my parents in the last 10 years is when they told me they got a new toaster and I was like what was that, 30 or 40 dollars? and they were like it was 34.99.  That's it!  Doesn't get any more impressive than that.  So gotta imagine that'll stay fresh in their minds for several weeks and I can ride that Wave Of Positive Feelings for as long as it'll get me.  Anyway.  I had a The Matrix game on X-Box and I LOVED it. Then when I got X-Box 360 it was one of the games that didn't carry over and couldn't be played.  Oh well.  Life is full of disappointments and this is one great example of one.
     Sure!  Maybe another 2-4 more paragraphs.  Sounds like a fair general estimate.  VERY Fair.  Gonna definitely have alcohol left over for after next walk and to start off Matrix Circle Walk #1 To Remember.  I planned it that way!  Because Great Why Not.  Gotta start off the franchise on the right foot.  And being mildly buzzed is The Right Foot.  Also Your Right Foot.  Huh.  I kinda remember how the original trilogy ends and I wonder how this one new one will work in relation to that.  I'm pretty sure The Matrices 2 and 3 are still canon.  Anyway.  Lots of FIGHTING I assume.  And Neo starts doing things in slow motion and everyone is like HOW CAN HE DO THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE IN THE MATRIX.  I dunno they might have gotten all that out of their system in the first three movies.  Now there's something NEW happening.  INTERESTING THEORY.  NEW THINGS WILL HAPPEN IN THIS NEW FILM.  I was just imagining the exact same things more or less happening.  Now I realize NEW things might happen and I'm VERY excited to see what that might entail.
     Okay.  But FIRST I have to watch 7 hours of Old Matrices to refresh my memory.  Which is an experience I call The Matrix Refreshed.  I encourage Them or Anyone Else to use that term as well for what doing what I'm doing.  I feel like The Wachowski Sisters would be okay with that phrase.  More or less in line with the way they title things.  Guess I'll write this paragraph and then one more.  Feels about right at the rate I'm writing and/or drinking my drinking beverages and/or the time I wanna take my next walk regardless of other circumstances.  Perfect!  Also I have to pee my pants instead of going into starbucks but I can't see a way around going into liquor store.  The good news is I only have to do it three more times at most.  And liquor presumably cleanses you from covid.  That'd be my guess.  Huh.  Also just being AROUND liquor does the trick.  Lucky Liquor Store workers!  They've got it made during Pandemic Situation To Remember.
     Last paragraph!  11/5/12 in paragraphs per act.  AMAZING.  This is good stuff.  NUMBERS.  COMES OUT TO 27 OVERALL?  I LOVE THAT NUMBER.  What a great number.  We can all agree that 27 has A LOT going for it.  Also a few things going against it but MOSTLY things going for it.  Huh.  It's 9 x 3.  Off the top of my head that's one of it's main charms.  Cool.  I dunno.  Am I really READY to start The Matrix.  It'll be intense!  But what isn't intense these days.  THAT'S SO RAVEN.  It's available on HBO and I can only assume it's the entire series.  I dunno that sounds pretty intense too.  Either way I'll figure out what to do.  Sometimes we gotta do Intense Things.  Like watching Science Fiction Action Films.  Well when you put it THAT way it doesn't sound so intense.  Hey great that's good and whatnot.  I'll be back tomorrow.  [EDITOR'S NOTE -- 11 + 5 + 12 is 28.]

-1:00 P.M.

Friday, December 17, 2021 

You Misunderstand Me

    Hello friends.  Friday entry!  Which means there's a solid chance Act I will be interrupted by Super Market Delivery.  Which takes me roughly 15-30 minutes to take care of.  ROUGHLY 15-30?  THAT'S A HUGE RANGE THAT'S NOT NARROWED DOWN AT ALL.  The maximum in the range is a full 100% more than the minimum.  I feel I can do better with this estimation!  I mean I CAN'T in this case.  But in theory I MUST DO BETTER in the future!  Anyway.  Enjoying these breakfast sandwiches A LOT.  I'm suspicious about the calories they say they are.  There's MEAT.  There's CHEESE.  There's the egg and the breadish-type-stuff.  NOT BUYING IT.  But I will continue buying it because it's delicious and I DO buy the calories they say.  Let's be honest in this case I don't think they're lying.  But I'm not HAPPY about believing it.
    Yeah!  HEY today no binging so I can eat a nice regular filling day of food.  AMAZING.  Still time to binge at any moment, though!  What else.  Talked to Mom about Drinking Through Holidays Plan.  She wanted/thought the plan was to do it this week and that's it.  I think the Through the Holidays was common ground between That and Doing It Forever.  Also I'm okay with that plan!  Sure I'll get used to it after a couple of weeks and then it may be hard to let go.  BUT I MUST.  It's a Holidays Miracle drinking is and then we have to move on with our lives.  Oh well that's life.  Most of Life is Moving On With It.  I WILL MOVE ON WITH IT.  See where January takes me without alcohol!  HEY THAT'S RIGHT.  I can still LIVE a 24/7 life without any alcohol.  STUFF WILL STILL HAPPEN.  Wow, STUFF?  That should be a blast and a half.
     Okay.  Still got Klonopins!  Haven't had to take them since I started drinking.  Until yesterday.  And today.  But I went a few days without them!  And the point is taking a Klonopin will get me a third of the way that I want to get to by drinking.  WOW THIRDS.  What a great fraction!  Everyone likes Thirds.  And if they don't there's lots of things wrong with them.  STARTED EXCEL SPREADSHEET OF CALORIES.  So far so good.  Sure anyone hacking into my computer now knows how many calories I'm consuming over the meals and the days but that's a risk I have to take on account of not being able to rely on pencils at all.  Anyway.  Kinda feel like that's extra motivation to do good with diet. Gotta impress whoever hacked into my computer!  Make the situation work for me!  What else.  Mom is telling me to clean my bathroom.  She has been for months!  And I'm generally like yeah I guess at some point but privately I'm like that point is WAY OFF.  But now she offered to help me.  Hmm HELP?  Maybe I should take this offer before it expires!
     Anyway.  Great!  What else is going on.  I dunno.  Take a breather.  In the back of my head I'm like Super Market delivery could arrive at any time better knock out these paragraphs QUICK.  No!  Take a breather!  Knock em out quick because I Don't Care In General About Doing It Right not because of this Super Market delivery!  Anyway.  Patriotism Food Of The Patriotism Day Is... National Maple Syrup Day.  Hmm.  That's an interesting one.  I've never had maple syrup and never wanted maple syrup but ya know what?  Thinking about it in this context-- as a Patriotism Day Of The Day-- kinda wanna try it at least once.  I'm under the impression it tastes like liquid gooey sugar.  I could be wrong though!  I'm wrong about lots of stuff.  Almost everything if we're being honest!  Anyway finished penultimate Harry Potter movie.  Gonna go through the last one today!
     YEAH.  So far they've been walking around in the dark a lot even in the penultimate movie so one can only imagine its twice as much in the final movie.  But I'll get through it!  We'll survive in the end.  I assume.  Unless the movie kills us after watching the end of it like The Ring.  But that PROBABLY won't happen.  I feel like people would have made a big deal about it when it was released if that was the case.  And I don't remember anything like that.  What else is going on.  Ended up eating the amount I wanted to eat yesterday after the binging.  And you all doubted me.  Presumably.  If I were you I would have doubted me.  I Am Me And I Doubted Me!  Still do, too!  Prove myself wrong!  Ugh.  Finish Them Beetles documentary once and for all.  I gotta see how this turns out!  I'm pretty sure they do the rooftop concert AND I'm pretty sure this album is finished and released.  Great.  Coffee time.
    Based on current estimate on Super Market website, I should be able to comfortably finish Act I before delivery.  But it's subject to change.  SUBJECT.  TO CHANGE.  That's like this website every few sentences.  THE SUBJECT WILL CHANGE.  Get off my back about it is the point.  Anyway.  Yesterday PHLEMTOLOGY nurse wished me a happy belated birthday when I told her my birthday.  And I said Thank You but what I REALLY meant was YOU'RE WAY TOO LATE.  THIS IS FOUR DAYS LATER.  You got a one or maybe two day window TOPS.  YOU FAILED to congratulate me on my birthday this year!  Don't worry about it!  We haven't met until just now!  You know that sort of thing.  The point is I think at this point Drinking Through The Holidays is The Thing To Do.  Not less, not more!  Looks like that's what we're dealing with!  You know that sort of thing.
     Seventh paragraph!  Amazing.  Maybe should interrogate my mom just how much she's willing to help clean my bathroom.  Get her to commit to a higher number than she'd like because she's desperate for the bathroom to be clean.  So I can really put the screws to her and get her to do most of it.  It's called STRATEGY.  Sort of.  Anyway.  Even if it interrupts Act I, I'd be happy with Super Market delivery coming as soon as possible.  Don't wanna have to wait around for it to come.  Although now that I'm doing Room Circlewalks, that'd be a good time to get some of that in.  But it's NOT RIGHT OVERALL for how I wanna live my life today.  Great just great.  I'm a little worried I've been planning and imagining a solid 5-10 great breakfasts I could alternate through but now I feel I wanna eat these breakfast sandwiches every day mostly.  The novelty will wear off I'm sure at some point.  But not now.  NOT TOMORROW.  MAYBE THE NEXT DAY.
    Also I only have a finite amount this week.  Because I wasn't planning on wanting them all the time.  Oh well that's life.  Not enough frozen health breakfast sandwiches so you can have one each day of the week.  Everyone knows That's What Life Is In The End.  Eighth paragraph!  Also maybe seeing me take meticulous track of my calories consumed and burned will encourage the hacker to life his and/or her's life more healthfully.  So now I'm helping people.  Pay it forward, that's what I always say.  Also they'll be so happy with their new healthy life they give up hacking!  Now I've REALLY made a difference!  WOW!  Anyway.  Been enjoying some The Sampsons as something to put on TV while I'm at Down Time.  In room for a little bit without circlewakling.  Every few weeks I get into a The Sampsons Groove for 2-6 episodes.  I'd like that groove to NOT END and continue indefinitely.  But we can't always get what we want.  We rarely can!  I think we get what we really want maybe 20, 30% of the time overall more or less.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  World is going to shit.  I'd say Democrats are Shitting The Bed in dozens of ways at once but that's unfair to Shit and/or Beds.  Well either way it's unfair to beds.  Even if it's just regular Shitting The Bed, the bed has done nothing wrong and is a force for good in our lives.  So is Shit.  Without shit the world would stop turning!  The world RUNS on excrement in dozens of ways at once.  The point is what else is going on.  HEY I haven't been on twitter in several days. I think like 3-6 or so!  GREAT.  Maybe the Democrats have cut down on the beds they're shitting by 4 or 5 in that time period.  Can't discount it completely!  What else is going on.  Maybe they're not shitting in so many different beds as much as they're shitting A LOT in only a few beds.  I don't have all the details in front of me.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Let's go for it.  Gotta surplus of Snapple.  GREAT.  There will come a week where I'm REALLY into Snapple and will be like OH MY GOD GOT SO MUCH SNAPPLES ACCUMULATED.  Maybe even this week or next week!  What a charmed life I lead.  Huh.  If I drink through January 2nd, the end of New Years Eve weekend, that's 16 more days after today.  Or 17 more days including today.  I crunched the numbers.  Today = One Day.  Go to your calculators I think you'll be pleasantly surprised that I got this right.  You know, press the TODAY Button and then press the EQUAL button.  "One Day," SHOULD pop up on your screen.  Anyway.  My Mom is gonna get me a belt or two.  I hope she knows what she's doing.  Can't be too short, can't be too long.  Just gotta trust in her abilities here.  Hey I'll be back a little bit later.

No Harm In That

    Hey!  Accepted Super Market delivery, took a walk, and then stuffed New Snacks into cabinet somehow.  The point is do I have a solid 10-14 different kinds of, "Relatively 'Healthy," cookies, bars, and/or brownies?  YES.  And are they all delicious?  YES.  And are they all healthy?  ALMOST DEFINITELY NOT.  But I get a kick out of them is the point.  And cabinet didn't collapse from the stuffing in of the snacks. GREAT.  Also got in a solid 20 minutes of CircleWalking while waiting after Act I before delivery got here.  THAT'S 20 MINUTES LATER I DON'T NEED TO DO.  Things are looking up!  Oh no I've heard from Films NOT to look up.  They were VERY explicit about it, they put it right in a title.  Oh well if I did everything titles have told me to do I wouldn't be here right now.  I'd be... somewhere else?  Possibly better, possibly worst.  Depends on what kinds of titles I've been reading my entire life.
     Sure.  The point is it's the middle of the entry.  Not quite Buzzed yet but also not quite... whatever I have been lately... in the first act.  I wanna say BORING?  BORING?  OH NO.  TOO MUCH LIKE BORON.  KEEP ME AWAY FROM BORON.  I want NOTHING to do with it I was very clear about this.  Cool.  Not sure Boron is a thing.  I feel like 3/4ths of the Periodic Table of Elements I'm relatively subconsciously suspicious of.  When learning it I didn't CONSCIOUSLY think yeah these can't be real.  But part of me was like yeah I'm not 100% buying this but I guess I have to learn it anyway!  I don't wanna fail and have to take chemistry again.  I ultimately WILL but I DON'T KNOW THAT YET.  That sort of thing.  Wait a second does Billy Madison make a boron joke.  Better LTURQ.  OH NO it's a, "Bore-o-fill," joke.  Boron is still untouched ground for now.  Well not anymore.  Just touched it!  Got my grubby little mitts all over it.  Now it's mine FOREVER.  Which could easily be a bad thing ultimately, I dunno.  Either way I'm stuck with it and you're stuck with reading me being stuck with it.  Wow this is working out great for both of us.
    Hey great what else.  Because of this 20 solid minutes of circle walking I will solidly NOT be able to finish Harry Potter: The Last Film while circle walking today.  I probably couldn't even before.  Now I definitely can't!  Gonna finish it today anyway.  That's how I, "Roll."  I don't roll at all.  I can't remember the last time I was rolling.  Probably for the best.  What good could come of someone rolling?  Probably none good off the top of my head.  It's starting to occur to me that for three years we will get to watch Max Scherzer pitch for the Mets every 5th game.  WOW THAT'S AMAZING.  However in my head I'm thinking probably in my head it's a 70% chance he gets injured and makes roughly zero starts ever.  It's just a lot easier imagine him being an old man who breaks down completely his first game of the season than imagining him as someone who will make 90 starts for The Mets over 3 years.  That's how my imagination works re: This Important Subject.  Prove me wrong! 
    Or don't prove me wrong.  That way it will turn out I was right!  In which case Wonderful I'm A Genius.  I've always wanted to be a genius.  Sort of.  Not consciously really.  But if someone came around and declared me a genius I'd be like Hey this isn't so bad!  I didn't know I wanted to be a genius but now that I am IT'S GREAT!!!  What else is going on.  Another shower circumstance today.  They been going good.  What else is going on.  If I'm buying three more 375 ml bottles of alcohol, to consume over another 13-15 days, GUESS WHAT that's 1.5 drinks a day.  HOLY CRAP.  That's somehow covered by me committing to saying one drink a day JUST JUST barely.  I feel like if I'm having a 1.5 drinksworth a day-- and I pour it all as one drink-- guess what technically I'm playing by the rules.  So if I wanna do that that's always that I can do.  Good sentence.  I don't like the premise that built up to it but I like that final sentence alone by it's own merit.  Wonderful!  Wait a second I was overestimating that sentence somehow.  Don't know why it sounded good at first.  Now it sounds LIKE SHIT.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Amazing.  Watched some Sleepy Hollow and got more out of it than 90% of the other times I've watched it.  Was just in the mood for some Sleepy Hollow I guess!  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Oh I know because I was also watching Deathly Hollows.  I'm bingewatching Hollows movies.  Next up HOLLOW MAN.  Sleepy is Hollow.  Deathly is Hallow.  And HALLOW MAN is some shitty movie I don't particularly feel like watching again.  HEY GET OFF HOLLOW MAN'S BACK.  IT'S PROBABLY A PRETTY MEDIOCOREADEQUATE MOVIE.  I dunno.  I've never seen it. TOO INVISIBLE IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.  Also I have seen it.  ONLY THE MAIN CHARACTER IS INVISIBLE AND ONLY SOMETIMES IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.  For all we know in Hollow Man there's 40 other invisible characters hanging out in every scene that they just never refer to at all.  We really have NO IDEA.  Hey shower time.  Be back soon.

I Think I Know What I'm Doing

    Hey!  What's going on.  Nice solid Shower Circumstance.  Got everything I wanted to get out of it and more!  Except the And More.  Pretty much just what I was expecting to get out of it.  Gonna start drinking with Paragraph 2 or 3, and then start coffee the paragraph after that.  Hmm.  I think it'd be fun to use the Paragraph Symbol.  Let's LTURQ.  ¶.  Hey great just great.  For some reason in my head it was facing the other direction.  Maybe cause it's kinda like a P for Paragraph.  And facing the other way is like a P sort of.  Either way they just rescinding my Genuisosity on account of imagining the wrong symbol for paragraph.  Oh well easy come easy go.  That's my philosophy.  Planning on doing some bonus paragraphs this act but I don't KNOW how many.  I don't WANT to know.  SURE I DO.  But NO SPOILERS at the same time is my philosophy of life.  I guess.  The point is I forget but it had something to do with paragraphs somehow.
    Yeah!  One more ¶ before starting to drink.  I'm gonna go with COCA COLA ZERO as a mixer.  DELICIOUS.  It's cola!  You know what that means.  Cola.  Gotcha.  Not too complicated to know what it meant.  Great then you're a genius too it looks like.  Let's Be Friends.  Anyway.  Also the symbol is called a Pilcrow.  Good piece of knowledge!  Now we're ALL geniuseses!  Cool.  I guess the main use of it is for people who are too lazy to skip a line and hen indent.  WHY BOTHER I'LL JUST USE THIS SYMBOL.  I know why bother because IT LOOKS BETTER AND MORE READABLE.  Don't be lazy with this symbol DO THE WORK and skip a line and indent.  C'MON GET IT TOGETHER.  Man.  We're many hours into the day and I haven't had to use a pencil or worse a pencil's eraser ONCE.  The quality of my life has dramatically improved!  Okay let's get this started.
     HMM.  Poured about an accurate Drinksworth.  I was thinking about doing more.  But this seemed appropriate for now.  HOWEVER I am resistant to the idea of pouring another half a drink later.  THIS IS IT.  GET WHAT YOU CAN CAUSE THERE'S NO MORE DRINKING FOR THE DAY.  Presumably.  May change my mind in 5 minutes.  Can't wait to find out about that!  HEY I need a snapple to pair with this.  How could I have forgotten!  Some sort of joke where it relates to Doc Brown forgetting he needs extra plutonium to get back from him going Back To The Future or The Past or Wherever He Wanted To Go At First.  That's not a joke.  It's just a Weird Thing To Say.  I can't think of any better way to categorize it.  Looks like this paragraph is alcohol free.  I need a paragraph after pouring alcohol to work my way up to drinking it!  And to work my way up to Retrieving A Snapple!  YEAH. 
    Added A THIRD OF A SPLASH of alcohol to the glass before starting to drink it.  It'd be irresponsible not to.  Also Yes a Third Of a Splash is barely anything at all!  LOOK was it really more like 40, 45% of a splash.  MAYBE.  I dunno how you measure splashes.  You might be imagining different size splashes as what splashes actually are in reality.  Cause you're dumb.  What I say is a splash is how it goes.  My website my rules.  Anyway Snapple Patriotism Fact Of The Day... boring repeat.  Not even gonna trouble you with which one.  It would only make you angrier!  I'm A Hero is the point for absorbing this Boring Blow myself and sparing you.  Also I still haven't touched my drink.  But I will do that... Now.  ALRIGHT just poked the glass with my index finger.  You think I'm joking?  I DID IT FOR REAL.  I don't play around.  When I say I'm gonna do something I DO IT.  Ok gonna TAKE A DRINK... now.
    First thoughts?  I made the right decision with the Coca Cola.  Also second thoughts?  I feel the effects of a small amount of alcohol almost immediately.  Third thoughts?  Haven't gotten that far yet but I'll keep you updated as this situation progresses.  While finding me nice pants to wear my Mom also found me a sweater that I was very resistant to upon seeing it but I tried it on and looked at myself in mirror and I was like HEY I CAN BE A GUY WHO WEARS A SWEATER LIKE THIS.  NOT ALL THE TIME BUT ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS.  NOT BAD, NOT BAD AT ALL.  If only I could describe what the sweater was to you.  Then this story would be INTERESTING as opposed to only MOSTLY Interesting but not Interesting To The Max.  Also I feel that was a missed opportunity when Mets signed Max Scherzer.  Headline coulda been 130 Million Dollars To The Max.  Oh well the world is ruined now that we missed that opportunity.  Maybe save coffee for one more paragraph.
     Cool!  Anyway.  New stuff from Super Market order means I can try TWO new granola type bars today.  WOW.  Hmm.  Maybe when you read granola bars and me being enthusiastic about them you're like poor guy deluded himself into thinking these health bars are delicious and/or filling.  No YOU'RE THE IDIOT.  These snacks ARE delicious and if you play your cards right moderately filling.  I feel very strongly about this.  My mom tells me it's normal for men to wear the same pair of pants for weeks and I've always lived that way AND THEN SOME but that can't be right, can it?  Real adults gotta change pants every day.  Someone's wrong here and it's probably My Mom and By Extension Me.  Oh well that's life.  Also probably My Dad.  Whatever my Mom is saying is normal has gotta be confirmed by whatever my Dad is doing.  Lemme LTURQ.  Internet says something like 5-6 times or until they seem dirty.  GREAT.  My Mom is kind of right AND kind of wrong.  JUST AS I SUSPECTED.  Also one of the new kinds of granola bars I'm testing out today Hopefully Just Once is a KIND bar.  Sounds great to me!
    The KIND Bar is a KIND KIDS Bar.  Which I think is a subset of Kind Bars that are 75% the size and nothing else is different.  No I don't think that's right.  I think they have unique flavors and/or compositions somehow.  I dunno why they'd wanna turn adults off from eating these flavors and competitions even if hey ARE 75% the size as the other flavors.  ADULTS WANNA TRY THESE KIDS BARS TOO.  There's nothing wrong with that.  Anyway what else is going on.  Was, without thinking, gonna apply the bonus CircleWalking I did while waiting for Super Market order to 1st circle walk of the day.  Going over the numbers and everything I realized HEY I COULD MAKE THE 2nd CIRCLEWALK SHORTER.  Genius!  It never would have occurred to me if not for my Reliable Three Amigos-- Coke Zero with Vodka, Patriotism Lemon Iced Tea, and Coffee Which Is Just Coffee More Or Less.  Hmm.  We should be the four amigos.  If they're really MY friends, too.  Gonna have to confront them about that at some point.
     Yeah!  What paragraph are we up to in this act.  Eighth.  Figure I'll aim for ten.  At this rate I'll have some Coke Zero with Vodka So It's Really No Longer Zero Now Is It left over after this entry.  So that's good.  I guess.  The point is I looked up how long I should be wearing the same pants as a theoretical academic exercise.  At no point did I think oh I guess I gotta start changing pants every week.  However now that I think about it I CAN do that.  I suddenly have 3 pairs of pants that fit and I feel positive about wearing all of them.  Why not cycle through them on a week by week basis.  ALRIGHT GROWN UP ADULT MAN LIFE CHANGE ACHIEVED.  Every little bit of progress helps.  Presumably.  Couldn't hurt right?  I dunno! 
    What else is going on.  I like the idea of having half of this alcohol left over for after my walk.  I'm gonna need something to get me through this Dark Dark Child Wizard Movie.  HEY HE'S AN ADULT AT THIS POINT.  THAT'S WHY IT'S DARK DARK.  Look I've been an adult for my entire adult life and even when you're an adult things don't have to be dark dark.  Why can't they just RELAX a bit and have some fun.  Go to a water park or something off the top of my head.  I dunno what people do for fun!  Drink coffee alcohol and lemon iced tea at the same time apparently.  But not every day.  Only during the holidays.  That's the way I choose to live my life this Holiday Season.  Prove me wrong!  Also this holiday season is just Christmas and Slightly Before Christmas.  Chanukah was in Late November possibly lasting into the first days of December.  That's been over with for a while now.  I dunno about Ramadan or Tet or Kwanzaa but I gotta imagine when people say Holiday Season they just mean LOOK it's just Christmas And Friends.  If the friend holidays don't wanna get on board and be EXACTLY right around Christmas THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM.
     Last paragraph of the day.  Wonderful.  Maybe finish the alcohol before my walk.  That's the responsible thing to do!  That way I'll be completely sober 40 minutes sooner.  Gotta attend to adult business in the late afternoon and onwards.  Off the top of my head I can't think of what that might be.  But I'm sure SOME Adult Responsibility Situation will present itself as it does several times a month.  Cool.  What else is going on.  Nah I think I'll save about a third of what I poured originally for getting back from walk and starting Dark Dark Child Wizard Movie.   The point is after today I'm done with Harry Potter presumably permanently.  GOOD RIDDANCE.  This franchise has caused me nothing but PAIN AND SORROW.  Not sure why I had to add, "Sorrow."  Just felt right.  Probably because I'm still thinking of, "Hallow."  Similar words in sound and spelling.  That'll do it for today.  Be back tomorrow!

-1:18 P.M.

Thursday, December 16, 2021 

Let's Get This Over With

    Hey!  Great news!  I woke up in the middle of the night last night and had 2/3rds of a binge!  Then I had 1/3rd of a binge this morning!  So I got something to be upset and ashamed about which is always fun.  ALSO today gotta eat significantly less than normal to make up for it!  Light dinner, even lighter lunch, and I'm allotting myself relatively same amount of snack as normal.  The point is that combined with being a little ahead of the 8 ball this week in regards to calories aimed to consume, I end up more or less At Even.  GREAT.  But I go through a lot of mental and physical discomfort so at least I'm accomplishing something.  ALSO I gave up on trying to find a good eraser!  Gonna keep track of calories and whatnot over the day on MICROSOFT EXCEL!!!  I already set it up to start tomorrow.  The main thing I set up is well this has all gotta be in Comic Sans.  Now I'm VERY excited about this next stage of my diet.  DIET IS IN COMIC SANS?  How can you NOT be on board with that!
     Anyway.  Told my parents about my drinking.  They believed me, correctly, that I was only drinking one drink a day.  Mom was okay with it after a while and Dad is not okay with it but surprisingly seemingly okay enough with it.  Huh.  So that's good.  Shaved last night.  There's good and there's bad!  Anyway the very light lunch is Frozen Breakfast Sandwich which is half a regular lunch but DELICIOUS POTENTIALLY so I got that to look forward to.  NICE DIARY PARAGRAPHS SO FAR.  Gotta get the diary stuff out of the way firs because that's what people wanna read.  Gotta give 'em what they want so they continue reading.  What else.  Mom came into my room last night to go through drawers for pairs of pants that might fit me now that I've lost weight.  And I also think she had a supplemental motive for looking for bonus alcohol bottles I'm hiding.  NOPE.  Not hiding a thing!  But anyway we were pleasantly surprised that pairs she thought wouldn't fit me at all are actually kinda loose on me.  SO I'M AT GREAT WEIGHT.  And no 2/3rds + 1/3rd binge over 8 hours is gonna change that!  Might change it a little if I don't Accommodate For It.  Oh well that's life.
     The point is I got a bunch of snacks yesterday from Amazon Fresh.  I NEEDED TO TEST THEM ALL OUT TWICE.  I don't see why this is a bad thing.  It's the right thing to do!  Now I know that they're all delicious which they are.  Anyway.  I'm not 100% sure whether my parents are under the impression this is a 1 time thing with this week for alcohol or if they think it's indefinite.  Either way I dunno what impression I'm under either!  FOR THE HOLIDAYS was what I was saying to myself.  Let's stick with that!  I didn't share that premise with my parents because they'd think I'm weird.  The point is apparently Microsoft Excel is just known as Excel now.  Guess Excel wanted to strike things out on its own.  Still a Microsoft Product I'm sure but they wanted to be their own thing and I don't blame them!  I write and make this website with Microsoft FrontPage but I don't call myself Microsoft Crasy Sheet.  Because I'm my own thing theoretically!
     Yeah!  Not only is Excel in comic sans but also I'm CENTERING the text in every cell.  No From Left To Right Alignment for me.  WE'RE CENTERING THINGS.  Everyone knows that's more fun and if they don't know that they're some sort of idiot.  Anyway.  Up to the last 2 Harry Potter movies.  I'm worried they're going to be Too Dark.  Not just subject matter-wise but visually.  I think I saw one Harry Potter film in theaters and it was the last one and I just remember it being nighttime the entire time.  I vaguely remember them just walking around in the dark the entire movie.  I MAY not have been paying enough attention.  What else is going on.  OH, I KNOW.  ALSO GREAT NEWS.  There are Oven Instructions for Health Frozen Breakfast Sandwich.  I can Oven this without abandon!  The point is I'm getting DEEP into Harry Potter franchise.  At this point I know like 80% of what happens IN THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE.  Looks like I'm part of the population that knows Harry Potter now.  It feels WEIRD.  Kinda WRONG to be honest.  I don't particularly like my fellow compatriots who know about Harry Potter.  NOT GOOD COMPANY I feel.
     Anyway.  Had blood work done today.  No blood pressure or weight because it was done in a different PGLHEMETOLOGY office.  Great!  Got coffee coming my way after his paragraph.  Delicious!  Other PGHLEMEOTLOGY office was terrible because they had daytime TV going on.  Nothing triggers me like morning daytime TV.  The most annoying thing in the world to listen to and/or watch visually.  Oh well that's life.  No it isn't.  I don't have to watch or listen to it at all during 99.9975% of life!  WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF.  It's HORRIBLE.  Then again that's what REAL PEOPLE DO.  Your average Joe American is watching Daytime Morning Non-Cable TV.  I PITY THEM IS THE POINT BUT ALSO I PITY SOCIETY IN GENERAL.  I pity each person individually for having to watch it and I pity society itself for having to put up with it and accept it as a whole!  Oh well what can ya do.  Have a The Purge and focus on killing Morning Daytime TV People each year.  Sure that's ONE option I guess.  The point is I am wearing pants that are clean, fit me, and aren't torn or anything.  LIVING LARGE.
     Coffee time.  I thought I was getting good erasers yesterday.  My mom busted out a big box of random pencils and I was sure I was gonna get some good erasers.  NOPE.  NONE!  I'm done trying.  Moving over to Excel now for better or worse.  Dinner isn't that light.  Two filets of salmon and a potato pancake.  On par without what I would have for a regular meal.  Just slightly lighter because it's FISH.  FISH IS LIGHT.  HARRY POTTER FINAL FILM ISN'T.  See the difference?  The point is I assume we're supposed to root for Harry Potter and not Voldemort?  That's my first instinct at least.  Maybe you feel differently.  Anyway.  I'm rooting for supplemental characters.  Like Harry's muggle cousin.  I THINK HE'S GOT A BAD RAP.  They make him look like a fat foolish spoiled kid.  I THINK HE'S GOT GOOD IN HIM and if we give him half a chance he might surprise us all!  That sort of thing.  Anyway.
     Seventh paragraph!  Amazing.  Over the past few days I've been falling back into patterns of eating very late lunches and dinners.  It's just what I'm used to and comfortable with!  I guess I'll take it day by day and see how it goes.  Not the kind of thing that I really HAVE to commit to one way or another as a routine.  What else is going on.  I don't know how 2/3rds + 1/3rd of a binge equals the accommodations I'm making for it.  I feel like I should be coming up short with what I'm doing.  NOPE.  It'll even out somehow!  I guess I'm not binging bad enough.  I think it's bad but I could be doing even worse.  And/or better!  Depending on your perspective.  Maybe you like watching me do unhealthy and shameful things.  I don't blame you!  Probably pretty entertaining to watch someone live their life that way from the safety of your private thoughts!
    I'm gonna miss my jeans I've been wearing.  Been with them for a while!  Maybe half a year that I've worn them every day.  Can't remember what I did before then.  During Intensive Pandemic Quarantine 2020 Edition I might have only worn pants once a month.  Wow what great memories we all have from those days.  I thought I got a good eraser or two at first but then it turned out they were the WORST erasers.  They erased okay but they also TORE INTO THE PAGE.  It was erasing but just the slightest touch was making the page rip.  That's one step forward and three steps back!  I'm done with it!  Me and pencils ARE THROUGH.  What else is going on.  The circlewalking has put my meal time into too much flux.  The regular 6-7 walks a day I can work around and have meals when I want to more or less.  But the bonus two 1 hour walks in my room are TOO MUCH.  Gotta have meals at specific times that specifically work out somehow.  GREAT JUST GREAT.  It's not so bad.  NOT SO BAD?  THAT'S GREAT JUST GREAT.
     Ninth paragraph!  Delicious!  Also I didn't understand what Flux Capacitor meant in Back To The Future until a year or two ago.  Most of my life I just thought oh that's a scientific sounding nonsense phrase.  NO!  It means to travel through time you need to have a capacity for fluxuation!  I GET IT NOW.  That makes sense!  Looks like I'm a genius compared to me before a year or two ago.  Front Page doesn't recognize fluxuation as a word.  Of course fluxuation is a word.  What kind of idiot is Front Page.  Still calling itself Microsoft FrontPage.  Strike out on your own!  C'mon!  What else is going on.  Not sure I'm on board with every girl in Hogwarts being into Harry.  Why aren't they into me?  Just because I'm not a fictional character in their fictional world?  No not JUST because of that.  Also for other reasons.  Even not accounting for that justification.  Fair enough!
     Last paragraph of the act.  Great!  Behind schedule today because of Blood Work but I'll make do I guess.  Also in the scenario I want them to be into me we're the same age.  Either I'm a teenager or they're a However Old I Am.  33.  Right.  Perfect.  Whatever age they are in Film, the actors are about as old as me!  Because this was filmed IN THE PAST.  They appear to be teenagers but that's not accounting for TIME HAVING PASSED since the filming.  Hmm sounds about right.  What else sounds about right.   Lots of things.  Getting 2 or 3 more new-to-me Granola Bar Type Snacks tomorrow.  Better test them out four times after they get here just to be sure.  Sure of what.  Sure that they feel good going down my gullet one after another.  Oh great wonderful.  Anyway time to take a walk now.  I'll be back soon!  DIARY.

Don't Count On It

    Hey!  I think one of my favorite segments of a binge is having two pop tarts in a row.  That's a good part of a binge because it's delicious AND it's heavier than having two granola bars in a row.  Real great stuff.  Huh.  Gonna have alcohol again with Act III!  Gonna be between .75 and 1.25 of a drink again!  That'll be it for the day again!  WONDERFUL.  Also I knocked out that first Act today real quick so I made up most of the time I lost by having to get blood work done.  Also like I said this time they only did blood work and not weight check, blood pressure check, or tape measuring my belly.  So they only did half blood work.  Half Blood.  Just finished watching The HALF BLOOD PRINCE.  IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER AND I DON'T LIKE IT.  I feel like 67% of the time I DON'T LIKE IT when things are all coming together.  Too much for me to handle!  I like it when things are separate but equal. Not PEOPLE but things.
    Gonna take a nice shower circumstance today.  Been, "Digging," them lately AND it's quicker than bath.  I need all the time I can get!  For what I'm not sure.  Oh.  Right.  If I wanna continue writing 7 paragraphs in Act III's.  Presumably takes more time.  PRESUMABLY.  YEAH.  Brought down all my laundry.  That laundry gonna be done in a matter of DAYS you best believe.  Me and my mom are on the same page.  She's grown okay with me having a drink a day since I seem okay with it AND she's on board with all the weight I lost.  TWO OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD.  What three.  That's two things.  Where is this Phantom Third Thing coming from.  I dunno.  I feel like if me and my Mom were REALLY on the same page there'd be a third example.  Not just two.  Oh well you can't win 'em all.  Harry Potter and the Two Third's Of A Page.  Which makes sense because that's as far as I can get into a book.  Two thirds of a page.  Wonderful.
     Yeah!  Lemme take another look at the Excel Page I set up. I  wanna see that Comic Sans Aligned Centerly.  LOL it's in comic sans.  It's numbers stuff but its words and numbers are in comic sans.  This is going GREAT so far and it hasn't even really started!  I'm starting tomorrow.  Anyway.  Also this offers me an opportunity to calculate calories more exact.  Instead of rounding things off to the nearest 25, I can do exactly what they say they are.  I THINK I'LL STICK TO ROUNDING OFF.  It's a personal choice we all have to make and I'm making it for myself.  Also if you want me to make that personal choice for you too I'll be happy to do that.  Stick to rounding off.  That's my advice!  Take it if you feel like it, the ball is in your court!  Also considered taking records of WHAT I'm eating.  Nah.  I can see how that might be fun and useful but I could also see how it'd be Overdoing Things A Bit.
     YEAH.  What else is going on.  This PGHLEMTOLOGY nurse took my blood from the other arm as the other people.  I didn't wanna say anything but it felt weird and wrong.  At some point I picked up that they should be doing it on your non-dominant arm.  Maybe when they gave me covid shot they told me that.  And I'm a lefty.  I should be getting blood taken from RIGHT arm.  Now my life is in mortal danger.  Damnit I hate it when that happens.  And it happens all the time!  Theoretically I'm always in mortal danger.  There's dozens of things I can do right now without leaving my room that will kill me.  I probably WON'T but the opportunities are there.  This act is going even quicker than the first one.  I guess I wanna drink???  That's my first and best guess.  Hmm.  Maybe I Should come up with second and third chronological guesses that double as second and third best guesses.  Oh I know I'm hopped up from the late night and/or early morning binge eating.  Good amount of it was CHOCOLATE.  Chocolate is an upper.  One of the main ones!
     Last paragraph of the act.  Took out garbage from my room and bathroom last night.  Accomplished a lot all in all!  Good deal.  National Patriotism Food Of The Day Is... NATIONAL CHOCOLATE COVERED ANYTHING DAY?!?!  I just had a chocolate dipped granola bar FOR THE FIRST TIME last night!  And then presumably for the 2nd and 3rd and/or 4th time later in the night or in the morning.  At LEAST a 2nd time and probably third time.  I enjoyed them so I could see me going back to that well again and again.  HOWEVER I dunno about this ANYTHING.  I can imagine 75% of All Things That Exist, even if covered in chocolate, I wouldn't wanna eat and/or deal with in other capacities.  Like BORON.  I don't care how much boron you have, and how much chocolate it's covered with.  Keep me away from BORON.  SOLID LIQUID OR GAS.  However it comes naturally.  I don't wanna know and don't involve me!  Hey time to take a shower.  I'll be back soon.
    

Oh I Know Buzzed

    Hey!  What's going on.  Coffee after 1st paragraph.  Alcohol after 2nd.  That's the plan!  I didn't think it through before typing it. But as I typed it I felt yeah that sounds good let's go with that.  Also kinda pot committed to it because at this point I'm done typing it so it's kind of set in stone.  Wonderful.  HMM also get me some SNAPPLE maybe after paragraph 1.  YEAH.  Ideally I like taking walks early mid afternoon and in evening.  BUT conviniencewise it makes sense to take that circlewalk during Dinner Delivery Hours.  Cause I gotta be home anyway to accept delivery!  THIS IS GREAT STUFF LET'S KEEP IT GOING.  Ultimately aren't all walks in a circle.  No.  Many walks are in straight lines.  And or other circumstances.  It feels weird to wear pants that fit.  Kinda don't like it!  TOO comfortable.  Makes me suspicious.  These pants are up to something!  Hmm. 
     Snapple Patriotism Fact Of The Day Is... Mountain Lions can whistle.  Yeah sure but DO THEY.  It's one thing to be able to whistle and an entirely different thing to do it!  Also when are the ywhistling.  When they see a sexy lady mountain lion?  That'd be my first instinct of when to whistle as a mountain lion.  Anyway.  A nice good Farting Day today on account of a lot of Binging Fiber.  Gotta look at the bright side of things.  Try to stay positive!  That's my motto.  Sort of.  Never said it before.  But I do feel that way a lot of the time!  Hmm.  Patriotism Fact Of My Coffee Mug...  The Art Of A Political Revolution ... Artists For Bernie Sanders 2020.  How'd that pan out.  He won the THEORETICAL POLICY POSITION ARGUMENT amount Democratic Voters and shifted the mainstream of the party to the left but it turns out that some Democrats in power are just like nah we're just not gonna do anything good for people.  Gotta wonder if that'll pay off in the long run!
     Not sure why and how I got this cup specifically for Artists. But I LIKE IT.  I AM AN ARTIST.  Thanks for confirming my suspicions of relative grandeur Political Memento Mug.  DELICIOUS.  Being an artist is relative grandeur.  Most people can't be artists!  They suck at art!  Thinking you're an honest artist is kinda high and mighty.  Hey let's pour some alcohol.  HMM this time I poured too much as opposed to too little.  Funny how things work out that way.  No rule I gotta drink it at all at once.   Wait.  There MIGHT be a rule that says that.  I haven't read all the rules books out there.  I'm not sure I've read ANY rule books all the way through.  Rule book would have to be a maximum of 2/3rds of a page for me to accomplish that.  How many pages must there be to make a book.  Off the top of my head 20+ pages are DEFINITELY books.  8-20 may be a gray area.  Children's books could be really short.  I can imagine a 10 page children's book that people are comfortable calling books.  Wasn't I gonna drink with this paragraph.
    Let's go for now.  Got half an hour to an hour until I wanna take my next walk.  How much of that will be writing Act III?  We don't know yet!  Anything can happen when you're having a single shot serving of alcohol.  Mountain Lions.  Mountin' Lyings.  Is that a thing.  Sounds like a sex thing.  Mounting could be sex related as well as Lying by one definition of the word.  Or maybe we use the other definition of Lying.  We can do whatever we want!  The ball is in ALL of our courts!  Anyway.  Sometimes when watching Harry Potter you kind of forget they're all British and think they're just Regular People.  But then they say something like this is brilliant and you're jolted back to the reality that you're actually watching British People.  Good for them, passing as regular people.  That's the REAL magic of this movie franchise. 
    Sure.  Fifth paragraph of the act already.  I can see- possibly-- an entire TEN paragraphs.  I don't think I'll get there.  I'll run out of, "Steam," beforehand.  But it's a possible.  Getting there would be like climbing the highest Mountain without being able to take Lying breaks.  You're climbing a mountain you're gonna need to take a break to lie down and get some micro-rest every 20 or 30 minutes.  What else is going on.  Not sure I've ever climbed a mountain.  Lots of HILLS.  I feel like that's something I could brag about to people.  Anyway.  Let's LURQ how long the penultimate Harry Potter movie is.  Maybe I can finish it in one day of circlewalking.  GOOGLE, "Harry Potter Penultimate Film Length IN MINUTES PLEASE."  146 minutes.  I can do hat in one day.  Just means I'd have to watch 10-30 minutes while not walking.  WATCH A FILM?  WHILE NOT WALKING IN A CIRCLE?  WHAT AM I AN ANIMAL?  ALSO I KNOW YES I AM AN ANIMAL.  WE'RE CALLED HUMANS AND WE'RE THE APEX PREDATOR OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
     What else is going on.  APEX?  HUMANS?  HUMANS EVOLVED FROM APES.  And I assume Apex is the new politically correct term for apes because of gender fluidity and whatnot.  Oh Okay I Get It Now.  Do you think there are any current apes that are smart enough to look at humans and be like Oh No What Have We Done.  Because humans are in the process of destroying the world completely.  And are just general assholes in general.  And smart apes are like well we're kind of partly responsible here and we feel terrible about it.  Anyway.  What else is going on.  Finished my coffee.  Not happy about that.  Coffee is delicious and a great pairing to a soda/alcohol mixture.  I still got Snapple but it's just not the same!  Anyway where are we.  Sixth paragraph of the act.  I can, "Dig," that.  I have no choice.  Well, I could choose to NOT dig it.  But why would I do that.  If I can muster up the strength to dig the situation I'm in then that's all the better for me!
     Great!  The point is these last two Harry Potter films BETTER have LIGHT and BREEZY long segments to them.  I WANT TO BE MILDLY ENTERTAINED WITHOUT TOO MUCH DARKNESS.  I guess I'll have to wait and see if that pans out in the long run.  Either way I will never have to watch it again one way or another so I'm accomplishing a lot by watching it.  Good for me!  Turns out I'm a genius for telling my parents about me drinking.  I like it when everything is above board!  No secrets here.  No trying to hide it.  I got the idea for telling them by my Mom telling me I had to bring up a shirt and I was like this is the first I'm hearing of it and she was like I told you this 30 minutes ago how is it possible you don't remember.  And I thought she was SUSPICIOUS.  But then when I came clean half an hour later after considering it during walk she seemed like she wasn't particularly suspecting it.  But it all worked out for the best!  ALL ABOVE BOARD.  Not like all those stuff below boards.  Like the beating heart of the guy someone killed or something in Pit and the Pendulum.  I forget how it goes exactly but there's something below the floor boards and it ain't good!
     Eighth paragraph!  Something tells me I am describing The Tell Tale Heart and NOT The Pit And The Pendulum.  But it's impossible to know based on the titles.  They both seem to fit just about the same.  Because below boards is A PIT KIND OF.  And a pendulum might as well be involved in this story too, I dunno, anything's possible!  OH I KNOW.  Beating heart is like the beating of a pendulum as it goes back and forth.  There we go.  It's BOTH The Tell Tale Heart AND The Pit And The Pendulum.  Good compromise position.  What else is going on.  The point is Edgar Allen Poe was the James Wan of his time.  I think that's something we can all agree with.  Maybe not at the same level James Wan is but FOR HIS TIME he was doing his best I feel.  Great.  What a wonderful paragraph.
     Penultimate paragraph of the day!  Amazing.  I can't wait to knock these last two Harry Potter films out.  I'll be done with these jerks FOREVER.  Until the next time I watch this franchise.  Gotta imagine at some point over the next 50 years I will be compelled to watch this franchise once again in some sort of dystopian future that I can't fully imagine right now but can presume may end up existing.  Anyway.  Me and my dad bonded during drive to bloodwork over being ANGRY about the heat today.  Too hot for the time of year!  So the point is he knows I'm drinking and hates it but we can still get along well enough to be angry about the weather.  Look 50 years ago if I said we were being angry about the weather it'd be a nice Laugh-Em-Up.  Now it makes Total Sense and no one would argue with it at all.  So that's a nice Progress the world has gone through!  Amazing.
     Hey I get to take a walk after this paragraph.  Probably have some alcoholic sprite zero left over for after the walk.  Amazing!  I don't believe it!  THE SIGNS ARE ALL THERE BUT I STILL HAVE MY DOUBTS.  Huh.  Anyway.  HMM mountain lions.  Lion is main protagonist in the Narnia movies.  Should I binge the Narnia movies?  My Guess?  NO.  But that's certainly one negative way to go with my life if I felt like it.  Also not sure they're available to me.  Don't remember seeing them movies available on any Streamer when browsing through them.  GOOD MAKES THING SIMPLE.  If I can't do something then I don't have to even consider doing it!  EASY.  MAKES SENSE.  PERFECT.  Also I named my cat after this Lion Protagonist.  Apparently as a kid I was pretty invested into the Book Franchise!  STATUE OF LIBERATIONS HAS RUN OUT ON THAT.  When I was a child I read as a child and now as an adult I watch movies as an adult!  Kind of.  More or less.  Not really.  Anyway I'm done here.  I'll be back tomorrow.

-1:41 P.M.

Wednesday, December 15, 2021 

I'm Not Falling For That Again

    Hi friends!  Another Tuesday entry.  I know yesterday was Tuesday.  I feel like it's Tuesday again.  Sounds about right.  Made the Egg Whites today!  Turned out pretty good.  I was impressed how it turned from liquid to solid in a matter of minutes!  VERY impressive.  Burnt the eggos in the toaster but live and learn!  Also YES it feels strange to pair eggs with eggos because of the name eggos but I think eggos actually have very little to do with actual egg.  Either way next time I'M DOIN' A POPPED TART INSTEAD OF EGGOS.  Okay jeez calm down about it.  Anyway.  Ate four tea biscuits after my walk and I felt like I was binging.  In retrospect I ate 100 calories and have stopped comfortably.  So I think I'll be relatively okay.  Sure RELATIVELY.  The point is I haven't gotten any birthday gifts in the last 24 hours and that seems like kind of an oversight.  Or an undersight.  I think the word oversight should be undersight.  Prove me wrong!
     Yeah!  GOT THE NEW CODE FOR STARBUCKS BATHROOM.  Now it's 12345.  I like it!  Much better than the last code.  Keep it simple, that's what I always say.  Well, I said it now.  I'll say it again I guess if it comes up.  Anyway.  Turkey bacon came out okay.  Not great!  Tolerable!  Good enough to be a supplemental to a balanced breakfast.  I feel like based on cereal commercials a, "Balanced Breakfast," is a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in milk, eggs and bacon, orange juice, a banana, some oatmeal, and a fifth or sixth thing.  They're telling us to eat 2000 calories for breakfast.  YEP That's balanced.  Gotta eat 2000 calories a day!  It all checks out I guess.  Made more progress into Harry Potter.  I'm enjoying it!  My favorite part is getting closer to the end so I can do something else with my life at some point eventually.  YEAH.  I feel like I should be binging on ice cream more.  I've left that out of my binging completely.  Didn't occur to me!  Alright I got some plans for next time!
     Sure.  I wanna binge on SOLID FOOD.  I like the semi-solidness of it after chewing it three times going down my gullet.  That sort of thing.  The point is This Sugar Cereal is a part of a balanced breakfast just means eat a balanced breakfast and then also eat some sugar cereal at the same time why not.  Anyway.  I should be keeping better track of when Harry Potter films were released.  I'm usually good at film release dates but this franchise has thrown me for a loop. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YEAR THIS FILM IS IN REFERENCE TO.  That sort of thing.  Enjoying drinking!  Throwing me for a loop.  It's not physiologically unhealthy to have 1-2 drinks a day.  But it's SOCIALLY unhealthy.  And MENTALLY unhealthy either hiding it from my parents or them knowing it and disapproving.  Maybe if I just do it THROUGH THE HOLIDAYS.  1-1.5 drinksworth a day FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON.  Then stop in the beginning of January.  NOTHING SAYS HOLIDAYS LIKE DRINKING ALONE.  It's true!  That's how I feel!
     What else is going on.  Also THESE QUARTERS GOTTA BE SPENT ON SOMETHING.  They're taking up too much space in my room!  I can't even get around these piles of quarters everywhere.  C'mon!  Anyway.  Dimes.  Dimes aren't so bad.  Smaller than quarters!  I can live with dimes all over the place!  Dimes ain't shit in terms of how much space they take up in your bedroom.  ALSO I feel like I should have Drinking Days AFTER this week of circlewalking.  Have some nice fun days without the chore of circlewalking.  ALSO considering keep circlewalking after this week.  Man oh man am I burning bonus calories!  Maybe just do it twice a week or something.  THESE BONUS CALORIES I'M BURNING ARE OUTTA THIS WORLD.  Huh.  Also it's fun!  Put on some movie, Walk in a circle for an hour and ten minutes.  You'll be having a blast and a half in no time!
     Whatever.  Buck Showwalter is such a good manager that there's 30 major league baseball teams and over the last 3 years none of them wanted him to be their manager at all.  WOW WHAT A STEAL IF WE CAN GET HIM.  Also what's his position on Stealing Bases.  Is he PRO Stealing Bases?  I guess we'll have to wait and see.  He can't make that information public.  Then the opposing teams will know!  Let them find out on opening day with the rest of us.  I'VE BEEN BINGING ON GUM DURING CIRCLE WALKS.  We're talkin' popping in a new piece of gum every 10 minutes!  WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT OF CIRCLE WALKING IF I'M CHEWING AWAY ALL THE CALORIES I SHOULD BE BURNING.  Okay jeez calm down about it.  I feel like my pubic area is still kind of fat.  Looks like there's fat accumulated there to make the area stick out a bit that I don't specifically remember being there when I used to be regular skinny.  But I don't remember!  IF ONLY I HAD A TAPE OF ME NAKED WHEN I WAS 16.  Sure.  Great.
    Got coffee going on!  Delicious.  I'm happy with how the egg whites turned out.  Tastewise and Easewise to cook.  Only bad thing is I was overestimating how much Egg you can get per calories and amount of Tablespoons.  Less egg than I thought!  OH WELL THAT'S LIFE.  LESS EGG THAN YA THINK.  Wonderful.  When we used to get eggs from super market every week we would get Extra Large Eggs.  But I never knew/thought about that.  I just thought those were standard eggs!  I was spoiled!  Also how do chickens lay eggs in what sizes.  Is the rule the bigger the chicken the bigger the egg?  Because That's Also A Good Life Adage.  The Bigger The Chicken, The Bigger The Egg.  Do chickens even lay eggs.  Now I'm in my head about it.  I don't know Anything Anymore.  Anyway I think it's nice of chickens to lay eggs in 4 or 5 distinct sizes.  Thanks for making things simple!
     Sure.  Also my dick didn't get fat!  The area ABOVE.  Or BELOW depending on your perspective.  But that would be interesting if your dick grew as you gained weight.  Would be a gamechanger for some people in terms of lots of things!  Oh well that's life.  Or Not Life more accurately.  What else is going on.  National Day Of The Food Day is...  International Tea Day, Lemon Cupcake Day, and National Cupcake Day.  First things first THESE ARE AMERICAN FOOD DAYS.  International Tea Day CAN FUCK THE HELL OFF.  Also never had a Lemon Cupcake but it sounds delicious!  There's more sugar in a lemon cupcake than in a strawberry cupcake!  Also National Cupcake Day seems kind of repetitive.  We already had Lemon Cupcake Day!  Why doubledown on it.  Just because I READ Lemon Cupcake Day first doesn't mean it happened first chronologically in history.  Sure it does.  That's exactly what it means!
     Eighth paragraph.  HEY that's another good binging option.  My mom gets cupcakes every week.  I'll eat all her cupcakes one day just you see!  What else is going on.  Probably gonna shave tonight.  It's a Wednesday Night Tradition!  Based on last week and everything.  Anyway.  I added WATER to the liquid egg.  Because I'm a genius!  I read it on the internet AND THEN I DID IT.  Finally the internet is A FORCE FOR GOOD.  I feel like for he first decade or so the internet WAS a force for good.  Then dark forces took over.  Now, based on this Adding Water To Egg Thing, it's TRENDING in the positive direction again!  Amazing.  How bad was the internet when everyone was on AOL.  Yes dial-up was a chore but otherwise Internet Was Helpful In People's Lives.  Maybe I'm wrong.  I was just young and naive.  I didn't see AOL for what it really was.  A FORCE FOR EVIL.  Sure great what else is going on.  WE HAD AOL SMILEY FACES.  Those were GOOD not BAD.  Ugh.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  I think two 1 hour sessions of circlewalking a day 2 days a week would be managable, not crazy, and healthy!  BUT WHICH DAYS.  That's the hard part.  Well there's two weekend days.  That seems intuitive.  TOO EASY.  First option that occurs to you is always the worst!  FALSE FLAG.  Gotta think more carefully about the two days a week I should be walking in a circle for two hours.  MAYBE DO IT BY DAYS OF THE MONTH.  The 3rd, the 8th, and so on.  THAT COULD BE A GAMECHANGER IDEA.  I feel like somewhere along the line I started using the phrase Game Changer too much.  And also always spelling it as one word.  Sometimes correcting it in spell check, sometimes not!  That should be the word of the year one year. Gamechanger.  You heard it here first.  I HOPE so.  If you heard it somewhere else first there's something wrong with someone else out there.  Which is bad for them.  But GOOD FOR YOU.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Snapple Patriotism Fact Of The Day Is... the one that says the Statue Of Liberty's Shoe Size.  Great.  If that's the lesson we're learning from the Statue Of Liberty the French haven't done their job well!  We should be thinking of PRESERVING LIBERTY AS A STATUTE not this lady's dumb feet.  Then again she's wearing sandals apparently according to this Snapple.  Didn't know that.  I guess she is at the beach or something.  On an island, at least.  Islands are beaches.  Hmm.  I was impressed that I tasted a tiny bit of uncooked turkey bacon and it didn't make me sick.  In retrospect it probably was cooked and just needed to be warmed up.  Didn't taste raw at all.  Not sure what I was thinking eating something I thought would be raw.  It was THE MORNING get off my back about it.  We all do dumb stuff in the morning!  That's part of life.  Hey I'll be back in a little bit. 

We're Gonna Read Okay

    Hey!  Just saw Neighborhood Complex Worker Guy at end of my walk and gave him Holiday Gift from my Dad &/V me.  Guy who does our garbage and lawn and stuff like that.  We gave him 50 dollars!  Because My Father is a Great Man.  Also figured out some good days to do circlewalking.  SUNDAY-- that's the best one.  WEDNESDAY-- that's supplemental to Sunday.  Gotta be Wednesday or Thursday to space things out as much as possible.  And Wednesday makes the most sense for a variety of reasons I don't have TIME to go into here.  So basically IF I wanna drink through the holidays that would cover bonus alcohol consumption more or less.  SLIGHTLY LESS.  But close!  And then after that it will help me reach Super Ultimate Final Happy Weight To Remember significantly relatively sooner!  IT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE TO WALK IN A CIRCLE IN MY ROOM FOUR HOURS A WEEK.  Well when I put it like that yeah OF COURSE it makes too much sense.
     Yeah.  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Also I am a Great Man by extension because I'm the one who physically handed my family's gift to this man.  Without me He Gets No Gift!  So in a way I ALSO DESERVE A GIFT.  Possibly bigger than his!  DEFINITELY bigger than his.  That's great just great.  Looking forward to getting all sorts of snacks today in late afternoon.  Probably have TWO of them between When I Get Them and When I Eat Dinner.  THAT'S THE ROUTINE DIET I GET TO HAVE TWO FREAKIN SNACKS IN THAT TIME PERIOD.  Living Large!  Living Large By Living Small.  That's my pitch for my book teaching people how to diet ONCE AND FOR ALL.  And/or my book for How To Live Large while being 5'2.  Let's say or.  Those pitches for books are pretty mutually exclusive.  The common ground between them is pretty niche!  BORAT IMPRESSION-- "IS NIGH-SH."  Well I'm glad we covered that.  Hmm.  I don't like that book title for EITHER of those ideas.  If we're being honest about things.  Which we are roughly 40% of the time.
     Sure.  Still not committed at all to continuing to drink alcohol!  But I do think I am gonna do the circlewalk thing.  It's HEALTHY because I'm walking IN A CIRCLE.  I have TERRIBLE NEWS I've been drinking my soda VERY unevenly this week it turns out.  I have a LOT of Sprite Zero left and not a lot of anything else at all!  Look Sprite Zero is great but NOT ALL DAY FOR TWO DAYS IN A ROW.  Oh well such is life.  I got enough other soda for today.  Look Sprite Zero is great but NOT AS 80% OF THE SODA FOR ONE DAY IN A ROW.  Actually that sounds not so bad.  It's like a vacation from other soda.  A honeymoon with Sprite.  Now me and Sprite Zero are married.  Gotta wonder if that'll pay off in the end.  Apparently that's my thought about marriage and honeymoons.  WILL THEY PAY OFF IN THE END.  Interesting.  Sure.  Hmm.  I was about ready to end the paragraph there but then I realized I needed another sentence.  Mission Accomplished I Guess!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Maybe take another shower circumstance today.  Those are fun because the water stops being hot relatively quick lately and showers are quicker than baths.  HMM GOOD PROBLEM SOLVING SKILLS.  Good for me!  Anyway.  Then again if I take a bath I won't have to do the hard work of Standing Up.  Look I get enough exercise in the day.  I don't ALSO need to stand up for six minutes.  What else is going on.  Probably made that joke 52 times over the years.  Sounds like a generic thing I would say over and over again every other month.  ALSO probably called attention to the fact it's A Repeat Joke every fourth time I say it.  So roughly 13 times have I said that joke and then pointed out I said the joke before.  Gotta imagine this is the third or fourth time I've called attention to the fact I've called attention to the fact I've made the joke before.  Hey that's relatively new ground!  I haven't GONE THERE too often in the past!
     Yeah!  If I drink alcohol through the holidays I assume that means through the end of December.  And January 1st and 2nd are The Weekend so it makes sense to finish up there.  AFTER THIS WEEK, THAT'S THE NEXT 2+ WEEKS.  That's reasonable.  I'm not doing it for MONTHS.  WEEKS IS HEALTHY, HOLIDAY WEEKS, REAL HEALTHY STUFF, DOESN'T GET HEALTHIER THAN THAT.  It'll be A Real Holidays To Remember.  What else is going on.  I hope tomorrow it doesn't turn into ALSO I CAN DRINK FIVE DRINKS A DAY.  NO!  Keep it to ONE.  That's My FINAL OFFER.  Huh.  Figure I'll return to Harry Potter with next Circlewalk.  The franchise has done nothing to turn me off completely from wanting to finish it!  Makes sense to stick with this until I'm done.  PUN.  STICK.  They use WANDS.  Wands are just STICKS.  Anyway what else is going on.  Lots of DIARY stuff this entry.  Circlewalks and Alcohol.  That's my pitch for book about diet and/or living with being 5'2.  THERE that's a good AND.  I told you the subject matters didn't overlap well but they DO overlap pretty well at Circlewalks and Alcohol.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit! 

Let Me Do The Right Thing Here

    Hey!  Counted me coins again and I easily have enough to buy THREE more 375 ML bottles over the holidays.  That means I can drink as much as 1.5 drinks a day through the first few days of January!  More or less!  Again SLIGHTLY LESS but I don't wanna do that anyway.  1.25x drinksworth is MORE than enough and I shouldn't even aim for that but I probably will after a day or two!  The point is Yes I'm a Leprechaun.  Count me coins again tomorrow I will!  22 dollars in quarters and 4 dollars in silver dollars.  That's probably enough and we haven't even gotten into the dimes yet!  MARCH OF DIMES.  What the hell does that mean.  Let's look into that one day.  Cool.  Dime could be slang for a sexy sexy lady.  Cause she's a ten.  And a Dime is a ten cent piece.  Let's get that trending in the 1950's through/and/or the 1990's.  Too late in Chronological History for it now.  We're PAST the era of calling ladies Dimes in theory!
     COFFEE now!  Let's do it.  Just microwaved the coffee.  Microwaving is AMAZING.  That's some Harry Potter shit!  HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT COFFEE HOT SO QUICKLY.  Forget the Mostly Heating it up in 1 minute.  I wanna know how you made it from PRETTY hot to PERFECTLY hot in that bonus eight seconds.  EIGHT SECONDS!  LIFE IS MAGICAL IN REAL LIFE TOO NOT JUST FICTION.  What else is going on.  Gonna start alcohol after this paragraph.  See where that takes me.  I don't have an entire Alcohol Routine yet it's only been 3 or so days!  Yesterday I had some left over after entry after entry walk!  LETS DO THAT AGAIN.  I like having something to look forward to during walk.  I'MA FINISH THAT ALCOHOL, WATCH SOME MAGICAL FICTION, THEN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY WILL RESOLVE ITSELF AND I'LL BE NICE AND SOBER FOR A GOOD OLD FASHIONED NIGHTTIME.  Just poured less than a shotsworth again I think.  But I'm comfortable with this amount for now.  GREAT LET'S DO IT.
    Hmm what information should I reveal while inebriated.  Possibly my passwords to various accounts and services.  Nah I gotta keep that in my back pocket, save it for when I REALLY wanna be entertaining.  That's the most entertaining you can be.  Telling people your passwords to important things.  People are REALLY gonna be into that.  Both as Human Interest Story like INTERESTING THAT'S WHAT THAT GUY USES AS PASSWORDS and also as I Am Gonna Steal This Guy's Money & Whatnot Now.  Also as a Human Interest Story like THIS GUY IS THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE WORLD I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.  Either way, not gonna do that now.  Maybe reveal MY PARENT'S passwords to things.  I don't see the harm in that.  Spoiler Alert-- I haven't started drinking yet.  Also, I feel like just revealing I HAVE passwords to things is too much.  Hmm he must have an EMAIL account then.  Maybe a TWITTER account.  NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
     Interesting.  What else is going on.  Now I drank some alcohol.  Gotta wonder if that'll pay off in the long run.  What else is going on.  Hey we're into the fourth paragraph.  That theoretically is the penultimate paragraph.  Wonderful!  Maybe since I poured .75 shotsworth now I will pour .5 shotsworth after walk.  So I do the same thing as yesterday but slightly different.  Hey that's life am I right.  I am right!  I say something similar to that pretty much every entry all the time!  Cool.  Hot water lasted me through entire shower.  Dunno if that's because I didn't take a long enough shower or if it's because the hot water is back in business.  I hope the hot water is back in business!  Now we're talking!  I was in some hot water then lemme tell you.  It's no good being in hot water!  We might disintegrate!  The human body is 80% A Cube Of Sugar.
    Yeah.  What else is going on.  December 15th?  Even my Dad would agree this is the middle of the month.  I assume.  Maybe now he doesn't even feel the middle of the month is the middle of the month.  Could be since last month he's adopted the position There is NEVER a middle to a month.  Well he's the numbers guy.  Math teacher!  Gotta trust he's got his reasons and whatnot.  Oh no just revealed my Dad's profession.  Now you know everything private about me.  Not because that was so huge but because THAT WAS THE LAST PIECE OF THE PUZZLE.  You already knew 99.98% private about me and then when you heard about my Dad being a math teacher, which I've stated before nullifying this entire point, that was the straw that broke some camel's back and now it's up to 100%.  Something like that.  That makes sense.  I have lots of cents.  I went through them again today to take note of the actual amount.
     Sure!  Yesterday Act III was seven paragraphs.  Seems as good a number as any to aim for for today.  Haven't drank anything with a straw in A LONG time.  Feels like that would be fun.  The point is I'm easily entertained.  Cool!  I feel I'll be sufficiently entertained over the rest of the day even while partly sober or sober completely.  Life is entertaining!  Hey look at all this stuff going on Mostly Commercial Entertainment.  Ya got my attention!  Gotta shave today.  Gotta take out some garbage.  I take out garbage to put in bin outside.  Then Neighborhood Complex Worker Whose Been Recently Tipped takes it from bin and does SOMETHIN with it.  Hoards it for himself?  That'd be my first guess.  Either way he's retiring at the end of the year.  So it was both a holiday gift and a Thanks For Everything Even Beyond This Year gift.  Same amount as regular holiday gift though.  We're not MADE of money.  Very few things are!  I feel like some people can probably build a house of cards out of money if they were allowed to fold the bills carefully.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Amazing.  Third walk of the day is a Park Walk.  As opposed to a Non-Park Walk.  Oh okay now I get it.  Whatever.  Gotta go get bloodwork tomorrow morning.  Also planning on trying frozen breakfast sandwich tomorrow morning.  I've had it before but that was sometime in 2020 at the latest.  So I got that to look forward to.  I think it's better in the oven but I'm putting it in the microwave!  What am I supposed to do.  Wake up-- put it in oven-- then just LAY AROUND for 40 minutes before eating it?  I wouldn't know whether to fall asleep or not.  And I wouldn't be happy either way!  I'm asleep I might sleep through it being ready and then it gets burnt.  If I'm awake I dunno whatta do with that time!  So I'm stuck with micro waving it I guess.  Which is good because on the box it gives microwave instructions and no oven instructions.  I know I can Oven it but it turns out it doesn't matter.  Great.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-1:11 P.M.

Tuesday, December 14, 2021 

I'm Happy With This

    Hello friends.  Tuesday!  Solidly into the middle of the Sunday-Saturday Post Birthday Special Week To Remember.  If three days into seven days isn't solidly in the middle I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.  Then again it's the very beginning of the third day.  GREAT HERE WE GO WITH THE, "THEN AGAINS."  Huh?  Oh.  Starbucks Bathroom code didn't work last night!  And coincidentally while I was trying it for the seventh time two other people shew up (Past tense of Show Up) who thought the same code I did and we all couldn't get the door open.  I should have asked A BARISTA but instead I left.  Try again next time!  If I fail again next time ask A BARISTA.  Also easiest scenario I could have gotten covid in a year and a half.  Standing next to two people inside for 30+ seconds trying to open bathroom door.  Oh well we all have to make sacrifices.
     Not really.  Some people don't have to make sacrifices.  I envy them.  What else is going on.  Still planning on having a drinksworth with Act III.  So far I think I've been pouring less drinksworth than intended the first two days of Alcohol Week.  Meant to pour a clean 50 ml shotsworth.  Think I've been under based on how much I can see is left in bottle.  AMAZING.  Internet says shots are more like 44 ml.  AMAZING.  Alright lets get National Patriotism Food Day Of The Patriotism out of the way.  The food of the day is... National Bouillabaisse Day and Roast Chestnuts Day.  Well first things first let's figure out what those things mean.  Bouillabaisse is some sort of fish stew.  YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION.  I'd like to hear more!  Maybe not enough that I read more but in theory if I was talking to someone and the conversation was going nowhere and they were like hey let me tell you more about Bouillabaisse I'd be okay with that.  Also Roasted Chestnuts are Roasted Chestnuts.  Kinda feel like Chestnuts shouldn't be eaten.  They're more decorative than food.
     Yeah!  Still got lots of Harold Potter to go.  Last hour and change of Them Beatles Got Back.  Good stuff!  Also I have about 10 million hours of The Simpsons to watch if I get around to that.  WOW that lasts me SOLIDLY Into Death.  I'll have something to do While Dead FOR A LONG TIME.  Watch Simpsons episodes!  Hmm.  Trying out LOTS of new Granola Bars this week.  TWO!!!  But also sticking with another box of the Cancer Granola Bars because they were delicious.  The point is I feel like I can easily binge on granola bars and have seven blasts and a half doing it, but I'm more likely to Get STARTED on a binge with regular cookies.  So stick to granola bars!  Also I'm getting one thing of cookies.  Because they're the exception that proves the rule.  Anyway.  The last track on Paul's Boutique: The Beastie Boys Album is called B Boys Bouillabaisse.  Never knew what it meant.  Never knew how to pronounce it!  As far as I can tell it's pronounced the same way I imagined it was pronounced back then.  Bool-ya-beece or something like that.  Better LTURQ.  NOPE.  "Boo-Yuh-Base."  That's Life!  Getting things wrong!
     Sure.  What else is going on.  How come no one in Harry Potter has an MP3 Player.  When I was in high school I listened to my Mp3 Player 3-4 hours a day.  Anyway.  It's called riding on trains all day GET ON BOARD WITH IT.  Anyway looking forward to shaving tomorrow night.  Why can't I just shave tonight if I want to shave so much.  Shaving Wednesday Nights is TRADITION.  Since LAST WEEK.  I think last week was the first time I did Wednesday Night.  Gotta start Traditions somehow.  Anyway.  I've had frozen breakfast sandwiches in stock since Friday Morning (but not in time for Friday Morning Breakfast) and haven't tried them yet!  I keep saying Tomorrow morning is the time!  But then I go with something easier.  GREAT STORY.  I WANNA READ IT AGAIN.  Go Ahead!  I'm not gonna type it again but I trust you can figure out how to scroll with your eyes several sentences backwards and read it again on your own.  I envy you.
     Last paragraph before coffee!  I envy me.  Also the state motto of Nevada is I NV You [for coming to Nevada or something].  Something like that.  Just got birthday card from Uncle and Aunt.  I guess we got it yesterday but my Dad presented (PUN!!!) it to me today.  I read the card first before looking at the check because it's like a fortune cookie and that's good luck.  Either way that's great just great.  Not sure I've ever been floored by a birthday card message.  And I give them a chance!  I don't just glaze over it and speed read knowing it'll be nothing good.  Every card I get with personal writing message I give them their day in court.  I'm just never impressed that's all.  It's all fine and well and good but nothing OUTSTANDING in the message.  Anyway.  I will spend my birthday money by giving it to my parents and having them continue to pay for everything for me.  Sounds fair.  Also don't tell me it's the thought that counts when it comes to personalized birthday card message.  Thoughts count for VERY LITTLE.  I can think lots of good things all the time and it MEANS NOTHING.  ACTIONS COUNT AND THOUGHTS ARE POINTLESS.  Coffee time.
     Do we ever find out what Harry is short for in Harry Potter.  Off the top of my head there's Harris and Harold.  Better LTURQ what other names Harry can be short for.  HARRISON.  HARVEY.  Main option internet says is Henry.  I guess going back they're all perversions of Henry.  Go figure.  Henry Potter.  Doesn't have the same charm.  Then again I don't think Harry Potter is charming either.  Whatta jerk.  Thinks he's so great!  Oh well he's not so bad.  I'm getting used to rooting for him after watching him do stuff for 9 hours.  Could be worse!  Money from Uncle and Aunt might go into one of my bank accounts meant for entrusting money to me in the case I need it in the future when I cannot be supported by my parents.  Cause they're dead or something!  GREAT This gift will make all the difference in the world.  Now I can FINALLY have some financial security.  I knew this birthday would pay off somehow.
     Whenever the topic of having to support myself comes up I'm always like well that's easy I can hold down a job. ...Then again most jobs I can't.  Also possibly all jobs I can't.  Hmm.  This ain't good!  And this comes up once or twice a month either with my parents or in my head.  Oh well life will resolve itself somehow.  Possibly for the better and/or adequate!  I LIKE those odds.  Seventh paragraph.  Gotta get blood work done on Thursday.  Will they take my blood pressure and it'll be low for the 3rd or 4th time in a row?  Can't wait to find out!  Sure I can.  Who cares.  I'm mildly mildly interested but I'll easily make it through till then without knowing.  DIARY.  They always say to drink more water before the blood pressure test for more accurate results when they see it's too low.  NO WAY.  I LIKE TO LIVE DANGERUOSLY.  NO WATER FOR THIS GUY (ME).
     Okay.  I feel like rather than go back and spell Dangerously correctly I'll leave it like that and pretend that's how British people spell it.  It was a typo but a fun one.  Anyway eighth paragraph!  Looks like next week I'm going back to Raspberry Iced Tea instead of Lemon.  DIARY.  Me saying DIARY was ALSO DIARY.  Me saying, "Me saying DIARY was ALSO DIARY," was NOT Diary but NONSENSE.  Oh okay I'm starting to see how this works.  Maybe pour a slightly larger drinksworth this Act III.  I feel justified in doing so.  What else is going on.  Cut down tree completely near my house!  Just to the side of the house that it wasn't a big tree in my memory and it won't be particularly missed.  BUT I'm still not happy about it.  How much carbon does one single tree capture in a year.  THERE'S NO WAY OF KNOWING.  Wait yes there is lemme LTURQ.  Typical tree will absorb 48 pounds of Carbon Dioxide a year.  HOLY SHIT THAT'S A LOT OF CARBON DIOXIDE.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  How much Carbon Dioxide am I absorbing a year.  I wanna LTURQ but I'm worried Google will laugh at me and be like What Are You An Idiot With That Question?  I'm gonna look it up all the same!  I don't see anything about it.  Nothing that says we do.  Nothing that says we don't.  I guess I'm the only idiot who even thought to wonder about it!  Anyway.  I'm thinking one good way of using extra calories allotted now that my diet has been loosened once again is having a third cup of coffee a day.  In mid to late afternoon or something.  With having Not So Much Cream it's a pretty reasonable amount of calories to consume AND I think it could be a real GAME CHANGER.  DIARY.  IMPORTANT DIARY.  Gotta remember this one!  The point is I'd probably just make more coffee at beginning of day to have some left over for later rather than make a new pot.  But then I'd have to make AN INSANE AMOUNT.  Maybe just make a new pot later in the day for just one cup.  That sounds like something people do.  They wanna single cup of coffee?  THEY GO AHEAD AND MAKE IT.  YEAH THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE NONSENSE AT ALL!  Gamechanger.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  This won't go into effect until at least after my special postbirthday week to remember.  Extra  hour of CircleWalking during afternoon in my room effects whether I want/can have coffee then.  Plus extra 100 calories or so of alcohol effects how much calories I'm consuming otherwise!  WOW GOOD DIARY STUFF.  I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.  Amazing.  While I'm doing CircleWalking I'm saving all the TV I wanna pay attention to during the circlewalking.  And then in downtime where I'm not walking put whatever the dumbest documentary human interest series I can find on.  IDEALLY about Fat People but that's not always possible.  Should be!  There should just be a FAT PEOPLE channel.  No not the food networks.  Not channel FOR Fat People.  Channel ABOUT Fat People.  Sounds about right.  Hey the act is over!  Sounds about right.  I'll be back in a little bit.

What I Cannot Say

    Hey you idiots.  Gonna try making the liquid egg whites tomorrow morning.  Also got turkey bacon I'm gonna try.  Also got Eggos from 7 years ago that I'll pair them both with as well.  PAIR IS TWO.  I can't pair a third thing with two original things.  Alright I'm TRIUMVIRATE with the 7 year old eggos.  Either way Delicious and Lots To It and Low Calories.  Turkey bacon is a long strip and it's just 30 calories.  I'm SUSPICIOUS but CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC.  OKAY GOT DIARY STUFF OUT OF THE WAY.  Now we can get to the NONSENSE stuff.  Hmm which is better Diary or Nonsense.  I've always assumed Nonsense but I could have been wrong this entire time!  Oh well that's life.  Being wrong the entire time.  That's what we find out when we were dead.  Oh we were Wrong About Everything that entire time.  So we got that to look forward to.  LOOK are the Eggos blueberry?  I think so!  I hope so!  I guess I should have checked the box when I was making sure they were still there.  Oh well too late now.
     Sure!  I guess today circlewalking will be Harry Potter Viewing.  Off the top of my head that's the only thing I can think of off the top of my head.  Not only should a slice of turkey bacon be higher than 30 calories but this slice is HUGE.  Maybe by 30 calories they really mean 300 calories.  And they just made a clerical error.  Oh well that's life.  When we die we find out that 40% of our life we were actually making clerical errors.  Hmm.  Also when we die we find out there's nothing after death.  I don't like the sound of that.   Oh well that's life.  What else is going on.  Looking forward to not only having alcohol soon but having ~1.15x the amount I had the last two days.  I'VE BEEN UNDERESTIMATING GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Simple clerical error of the mind.  IT HAPPENS.  Anyway what else is going on that happens.  THIS PARAGRAPH IS OVER.
    HEY what's going on.  Even if I have a bit extra of Alcohol there IS a bit extra in the bottle.  50 ML a day for a week?  375 ML BOTTLE?  A BIT LEFT OVER.  AMAZING MY LIFE KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER.  Wait a second.  Every day I live is a day closer to having to support myself eventually.  MY LIFE KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE.  That checks out.  What else is going on.  I'm going to have SIX TABLESPOONS of egg whites.  How much is that.  In terms of Deck Of Cards.  How many Deck Of Cards is six tablespoons.  A TABLE SPOON IS HALF AN OUNCE?  SIX TABLE SPOONS IS THREE OUNCES?  THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DECK OF CARDS ON THE MONEY.  Amazing how life works out that way in little ways.  The universe truly IS GOOD AND GREAT.  HMM here's a better way to think of it.  Large egg is 2 oz.  3 oz is the same amount of liquid as an egg and a half.  THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE.  VERY REASONABLE.  Funny how life works out that way.  The way it should work out logically and presumably?  Yeah, that.  HEY GREAT NEWS I'm putting in order with Amazon Fresh to re-up with SIX TO EIGHT separate snacks tomorrow that I can't get every week from regular Super Market.  HOLY SHIT THAT'S A LOT OF DELICIOUS AND MOSTLY NUTRITIOUS OPTIONS I'LL HAVE FOR TWO TO FIVE WEEKS.  This is the best news since... what was the last good news... hmm...
    Penultimate paragraph of the day.  And by Day I mean Act.  Some people might just go back and correct themselves.  NOT ME.  I DON'T PLAY IT LIKE THAT.  What else is going on and crap.  I'm at the point in Harry Potter Franchise where it goes from them just being in school to them becoming people ready to do stuff outside schoolwork.  Like fighting Bad Wizards or something.  I don't have all the details.  But that's the sequence I'm up to.  Everyone's like YEAH LET'S GET READY TO FIGHT BAD GUYS.  Good.  I think all children should do battle with dark forces.  Gets em prepared for the real world.  The real world is just 80% Doing Battle With Dark Forces.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  I dunno Harry Potter Franchise is getting too dark.  Children risking their lives fighting dark forces?  That doesn't sound PG.  And I am seven years old mentally.  I CAN'T HANDLE PG-13 C'MON.  Hey great what else is going on.
     Last paragraph of the ACT.  Yeah!  Thinking about getting into PRETZELS.  We used to get these packs of individual size portion packs of 100 calories each.  Mini pretzels.  There's like 18 in a bag for 100 calories.  I GOTTA GET BACK INTO THAT.  SALTY SNACKS HAVE BEEN LARGELY NEGLECTED LATELY.  Oh well live and learn.  Also somehow even though they're slightly healthier than other snacks they still taste pretty good!  You'd think they'd taste like SHIT.  NOPE!  I get enjoyment out of eating them.  It feels good going down my gullet.  Do I have any good alternatives to Harry Potter if I wanna put that off.  Finish The Beatles.  NO.  NEVER.  Well maybe at some point tomorrow or the next day.  But other than that NEVER.  Nonsense!  My brother also sent me a birthday gift.  Good for him what does he want a medal.  Alright time to take Cleansing Experience.  Be back soon.

What Do You Think

    Hello friends.  Took a nice Shower Circumstance.  Anyway.  Lemon Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day... A lemon contains more sugar than a strawberry.  Of course it does.  It's 5 times the size.  Tell me something I Wouldn't Assume.  I DUNNO ABOUT FIVE TIMES THE SIZE.  Hey don't question my off-the-cuff estimates.  I'm doing the best that I can!  Anyway gonna pour coffee and alcohol with Paragraph II.  This is the Introduction Paragraph.  What does Crazy Sleet mean to me.  Place to go every morning to pretend like I'm doing something.  That's about it.  OH NO FOUR PARAGRAPHS AND CHANGE TO GO.  The change part is easy but I don't like the sound of this four paragraphs.  The point is Hey Great What Else Is Going On.  WHY CAN'T I GET MELBA TOAST ANYWHERE.  It's not on Fresh Direct.  Not on Amazon Fresh.  Not on Whole Foods.  Why is there no demand for melba toast.  Well there's no supply at least.  Maybe there's lots of demand but the companies that would sell it are just being jerks for some reason.  Yep that sounds like Companies to me.
    Hey what's going on.  Poured significantly more alcohol into soda today.  Looking at the bottle, if I'm dividing it into seven days, I had a LOT left over based on what I had over the last 2 days.  Anyway at this point I might get SLIGHTLY ALMOST DRUNK.  Could be as much as 1.5 Shotsworth I poured myself!  The good news is HARRY POTTER will be watched by me today.  Maybe by watching I am implicitly endorsing him in his battle against Dark Forces.  I don't like the sound of that.  Then again I certainly don't wanna be on the side of the Dark Forces.  They're no good, either!  Can't just be an innocent bystander.  PICK A SIDE YOU IDIOTS YOU'RE THE WORST GROUP OF ALL.  If only I could watch the movies and be like, "Hmm this is fiction probably should be trying to get entertained by this and that's our prime directive."  I have like 7 or 8 hours of this to go!  I MUST BE INVESTED.  Whether I like it or not!
     Great.  I think it's a scam I can't watch West Side Story on HBO MAX.  I have no interest in West Side Story except for the Spielberg Factor.  What a great filmmaker!  I trust this guy IMPLICITLY.  ESPECIALLY in his battles against The Dark Forces.  So the point is I got that to look forward to in 8 months.  Also it may make me believe in ROMANCE again.  Been a while since I believed in Romance!  Too alone in life to be able to even imagine it!  HMM SOUNDS LIKE AN INTERESTING MIX-EM-UP.  What else is going on.  I feel like people are probably Net Producers of Carbon Dioxide.  We fart!  In the end, our main effect on the atmosphere just may be Farting.  DAMN IT.  And I was enjoying farting lately.  Now I feel guilty!  Oh well that's life.  Farting is METHANE not Carbon Dioxide.  Which internet tells me is much worse than Carbon Dioxide.  Now I feel EIGHTY TIMES as guilty.  First blurb of a website I read said it was 80 times as bad or environment as Carbon Dioxide.  I don't believe that number but what can ya do.  Move on with your life!  That's all.
     Sure.  DAMNIT I'm writing better when I'm buzzed.  I was worried this might happen!  Anyway.  Who cares if I pour slightly too much each day.  So it might last me six days instead of seven.  It's a REVERSE CHANNUKAH MIRACLE.  The alcohol that should have lasted me 8 days (7.5 to be exact!) only lasted me six.  OH NO WHO GIVES A FIG.  Also did I think about getting Fig Newtons?  SURE!  But I didn't.  Because I know in the end they'll only disappoint me.  What else is going on.  Enjoying being buzzed but REALLY enjoying this coffee.  It's delicious because it's coffee!  Also I've yet to find a word for being a little bit drunk that I like.  Buzzed?  No good.  Tipsy?  Get out of here with that bullshit.  A Third Word I Can't Even Think Of?  Well I couldn't think of it but presumably THAT WORD IS NO GOOD EITHER.
     Fifth paragraph!  Probably write a bonus one after this.  Because I like to do things.  Maybe I'll like Harry Potter.  I just need to remember how I'm feeling now-- somehow relatively drunk from drinking .5sworth of a shot of alcohol-- and APPLY that feeling to when I'm watching the last 8 hours of Harry Potter.  EASY.  Anyway.  What else is going on.  I could secretly buy alcohol for an entire month and have a shotsworth.  But after a few days I'd want MORE.  And then the month runs out at some point anyway.  And I don't feel like getting it regularly with parent's very reluctant approval.  NO GOOD.  I guess I'll just have to settle for Being Sober which is a chore for EVERYONE.  Hey that's life I guess.  I'll survive without being slightly drunk.  It'll happen soon!  An hour or so and I'll be like hmm I was drunk for a while that was fun.  OH WELL BACK TO REAL LIFE.  DAMNIT.  I was enjoying taking a small break from Real Life.  Real Life is The Pits!
      Wonderful.  What else is going on.  The worst thing to happen since I started drinking however long ago was not being able to think of a third word for being slightly drunk.  I feel like there's a good third word out there that I can't think of. Oh well.  Can't win 'em all!  What else is going on.  I dunno.  Maybe Harry Potter: The Franchise will make me feel drunk.  I'm enjoying these movies so much it's like PURE BLISS.  I can get drunk on Entertainment!  Well sure IN AN IDEAL WORLD.  Anyway.  I could afford to secretly buy alcohol enough to binge on it for a week or three.  I'm not going to do that!  I remember the last time I binged on something.  It was Saturday.  And it was On Food.  I don't remember enjoying it that much in the end!  Best to just live a life with very small manageable pleasure.  That's the way to go!  Anyway gonna write one more paragraph!  Then that's it!
     Yeah!  I was wondering if I get covid does that give me more immunity afterwards.  I know it's a lie that, "Natural," Immunity is better than shots + booster.  But if I have had shots + booster AND get covid and beat it how am I doin' then.  Good?  EVEN BETTER?  I guess.  Hmm covid is still going on?  I remember being drunk in March and Covid was going on then.  STILL AROUND HUH?  Who woulda guessed.  Still got some alcohol left.  Gonna save it for when I get home from walk and entry is all over and done with.  And circlewalking #1 with Harry Potter has started.  If I START OFF watching the Harry Potter slightly drunk then it will CARRY OVER even if I'm not physically drunk anymore.  That's my plan.  It may or may not work.  But at least I have a plan.  You've got no plan to help me out at all!  USELESS.  Anyway I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:46 P.M.

Monday, December 13, 2021 

I Swear This Will Be Something

    Hey what's going on friends.  DIARY stuff!   Routine Management!  I enjoyed having a single drinksworth of alcohol with Act III so much yesterday I may continue doing it regularly.  I have enough quarters and/or dimes to last me into mid to late January having one drink a day.  After which MAYBE I feel comfortable and confident enough to broach subject of starting to get beer from super market again with my parents.  Just for the one drink a day presumably!  Also for This Week Routine instead of Circle Walking 2 hours at night when I'd normally be done for the day, I'm doing One Hour at night and fitting in One Hour during the day!  I'll do that until Friday or Saturday and then I've worked off all my debt.  Food Debt!  Calorie Debt.  So anyway it was a good birthday!  Start of some nice routines.  What more can you ask for.  I dunno probably A LOT.  Oh well.
     So we got that all covered.  Dunno what it is but all of a sudden I'm getting into Harry Potter movies.  Might just be the mindset I'm in and/or the New Routine.  But now I ENJOY watching them to some extent.  Still got 3.5 to go!  I can, "Dig," that!  Anyway.  Starting to realize my current weight is pretty good!  Especially once I'm done making up Food Debt.  Basically the plan is to lose about a pound a month easy without much effort for the next 3-4 months!  Wonderful.  Okay is that all Diary Stuff I gotta write.  For now!  Now we're into NON-Diary Stuff?  What do we call that.  Nonsense.  Oh Okay.  Now we're up to the Nonsense  Portion of the entry.  Hmm hard to say which is worse.  Diary stuff or nonsense stuff.  They both make very good cases for Being Worse.  Interesting.  I know I've been having trouble sticking to shaving once a week but looking in the mirror I should probably actually be shaving twice a week.  Maybe I can do that!  DIARY STUFF.
     Yeah!  Haven't been on twitter in a 24 Hoursth.  Let's see how long I can keep that going.  Maybe don't re-up with beer next year.  The alcohol a day was a special HOLYDAY DECEMBER TREAT.  That lasted into much of January.  A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE so to speak.  Also I misspelled Holiday at first and spell checked it and for some reason they also offered the word Holyday.  So of course I went with that.  It's fun to mix things up is my impression.  Wait a second I logged onto twitter just before the entry.  But for some reason the Feed didn't start back 24 hours ago so I had lots of tweets to read.  It started At Current so it was like I missed nothing.  So I read nothing.  Hmm.  DIARY STUFF.  Mets manager search down to THREE candidates.  Buck Showwalter and 2 guy's whose names I forget.  Let's LTURQ.  Joe Espada and Matt Quatraro.  Better learn their names now ahead of time on the off chance one of them becomes manger.  I WANT A HEAD START on knowing their names.
     Sure.  Did I binge eat at all yesterday?  NOPE!  Had slightly less snacks than usual.  BUT had that alcohol unit AND ate full meals.  For a while I've been in the habit of 1/3rd of meals are JUST SLIGHTLY too big and I leave the Too Bigness over.  NOT ANYMORE.  IF the meal is 105-115% what I want HEY THAT'S LIFE JUST EAT THE FUCKIN' THING.  And I'm happy about it!  I don't need snacks because the meals I eat are actual meal portions!  So far so good!  DIARY.  Hey what's the Day Food Of The Patriotism Day.  National Cocoa Day and National Ice Cream Day.  Well Cocoa is good I assume.  It's like chocolate.  I like chocolate.  Lets LURQ what Cocoa is.  Eh I looked it up and I'm still not 100% sure on it.  Oh well that's life.  Also Ice Cream sure great no one is going to argue with ice cream.  Except the lactose intolerant.  But they've got LOTS of fake ice cream options that taste as good and are healthier.  If anything they should be MORE down wit, "ice' cream," than the rest of us!
    DIARY.  Wait no NONSENSE.  Last thing I said was in the Nonsense category not the Diary category.  Main Legitimate concern is if I start off wanting to drink alcohol once a day it snowballs into wanting to drink it more.  We'll see how it goes for a few days and then I'll re-calibrate!  Who needs alcohol.  I got DIARY STUFF and NONSENSE STUFF to write in the first few hours of the day.  That's fun in and of itself.  Oh and the last of it will be aided by alcohol.  Amazing.  Cocoa isn't chocolate.  I wonder what it is.  One day I hope to find out but not really.  Maybe if I'm minding my own business, blank as Hell, and someone comes up to me and explains what cocoa is in an interesting and relatable way, quickly, I'd be interested in that experience.  But that's not happening any time soon.  Maybe later on in life.  DIARY???  Coffee time.
     My prediction is I will stop liking Harry Potter again.  I liked it for an hour and then I'll go back to disliking it.  It's gonna get TOO dark!  I remember seeing the last movie in theaters and not being able to pay attention but it was Too Dark.  LITERALLY.  I feel like all I remember is they were wandering around at night time.  Dark subject matter, dark physical atmosphere!  Oh well that's life.  But there was a good hour of the franchise where they were never children and also never was it Too Dark.  RELATABLE for an hour.  Hey that's not bad.  I haven't been Relatable for an hour in my entire life.  NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME.  Oh well that's life, too!  Anyway.  Loosened up diet is fun!  Eat full sized meals.  More allowance for snack IF I NEED IT.  Having a drink every day so far of New Diet takes 100 calories away from the novelty but This is the life I chose!  DIARY.  Turns out this entry is 80% diary and 20% nonsense.  DAMNIT.  Everyone knows Nonsense is better than Diary.  That's just common sense!
     2% common sense.  I'm taking that out of the Diary Portion.  ALL Diary is common sense.  Hey this is my life. It makes sense because That's What It Is.  Common Sense.  Makes sense.  Not sure what Franchise to get into next.  District Of Columbia Comics is a good option as is TV Mini Series of Marvelous Comics.  Gonna have to look into that.  Maybe watch Them Suicide Squads.  I feel there's been eight of them so far.  And, if not 8, 2.  And, probably, 2.  Yeah!  WAIT there's at least one spin-off too.  DIARY.  Anyway.  I assume every press conference after the Mets lose a reporter is like well whose to blame for this loss and Buck Showwalter ALWAYS goes THE BUCK STOPS HERE.  And everyone laughs and guffaws.  And that happens 90 times over the course of the season.  Apparently predicting The Mets lose 90 times.  You heard it here first.
     Eighth paragraph!  Wonderful.  I've got over 40 dollars in quarters and dimes.  You heard it here first!  Also some nickels and pennies but I ain't using those for alcohol.  Dimes I'll use!  Why not.  Not sure how I got all this change.  Must have been from getting so much iced coffee for a year or five.  But why wasn't I using my credit card.  Not sure how this happened.  Hey I'll take it I guess.  Maybe I used my credit card but somehow I had change coming to me and they gave that to me in physical money.   NONSENSE.  But it does have to do with Cents.  NONSENSE BUT WITH A SIDE OF PUN.  Hey that's the kind of nonsense in my wheelhouse!  Who lives in a house made out of a wheel.  And where can I find one for myself.  Anyway.  I have a hard time relating to the horribleness of the tornados.  If tornados are so bad how come people went out of their way to Chase Them in movies like The Twister.  Something doesn't add up.  Probably the movie and not the real life.  That'd be my first instinct on what doesn't add up.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  Nice Sunday entry.  For a while back every day felt like Sunday.  Now we're back into Real Sundays!  Amazing.  Not sure I ever had a Sundae.  Not sure I'll ever want a Sundae.  I can see myself 10 or 20 years down the line being like ya know what?  Been too long.  I wanna Sundae!  But for now NO THANKS.  No milkshakes either.  Same story there.  What else is going on.  Diary Stuff-- If I got beer, I'd probably get a pack of 18 cans which would last me 2 weeks.  And instead of leaving 4 cans left over each time, Probably just have them at odd times over the week.  I dunno.  If I start drinking I might wanna start drinking more pretty quickly.  We'll see how This Week goes.  The original plan.  One drink a day for a week!  Then re-calibrate.  DIARY STUFF.  I led off this Diary Stuff WARNING you it'd be Diary Stuff.  I don't need to ALSO book-end it with Diary Stuff.  I did though anyway.  You're Welcome.
     Last paragraph of the act.  DIARY STUFF.  WAIT A SECOND TODAY IS MONDAY.  I've been living my entire life for the past 2 hours thinking it was Sunday.  I said so explicitly earlier.  NOPE MONDAY.  Great!  One more day into the week of Having to do Bonus Circle Walking.  I can, "Dig," that!  Also I shaved last Wednesday night and looking in the mirror I was like hmm maybe I should shave again.  Twice a week.  NOW I realize I can just wait until Wednesday Night for once a week.  WOW it being Monday is PAYING OFF in BIG WAYS.  What else is going on.  Positive thing about eating all my snacks in a binge is I get to start over from scratch with what I Really Need.  These new Cancer Product granola bars.  They were a hit!  Especially when I ate four of them in a row.  My body was loving that experience.  Hey great that's it for now.  I'll be back soon.  DIARY.

Don't Hold Me To That

    DIARY STUFF.  I think considering adding alcohol to my diet routine is just another way of trying to fake control.  Spent so long faking control over my life by exercising and dieting to lose weight-- successfully-- but now that I'm more or less where I want to be I'm Going Crazy.  The point is I gotta eat and exercise healthy-- stay in routine but be comfortable about it-- and don't replace it with alcohol!  So the plan is to let the current alcohol run out by drinking it once a day for a week.  Then MAYBE re-up with a bottle at New Years because why not it's for fun.  And that'll be it for now!  Try to figure out how to feel control in my life without consuming things and whatnot.  That's a tough one.  How does one have control over their life?  It sounds impossible!  But maybe I'M JUST THE MAN to figure it out.  Wait.  No.  I'm nowhere near close to the man to figure it out.  I'm the guy who waits for someone to figure it out and then people figure it out from him and about 30, 40 people down the line it makes it's way to me.
    Either way they're cutting down more branches and/or trees outside my house.  I dunno!  I like what was going on before.  Maybe I'll like the new arrangement better.  I HAVE NO CHOICE.  No Control!  Just gotta make the best out of whatever the universe throws my way.  DAMNIT the universe has a track record of throwing Crap my way.  That's how I feel.  Not the crappiest crap.  Just some real mediocre juju I get from the universe MOST of the time.  Also I remember seeing Across The Universe, the 2007 film that was a Drama made up of forcefully inter-connected Beatles Songs, and THEY ALL EXISTED ON EARTH.  They weren't across the universe at all!  Not even close!  All on the same planet!  Maybe one of them goes to the moon.  IT takes place during Vietnam.  Some people were on the moon around then.  Cuolda been these people.
     Gotta imagine people became astronauts to avoid the draft.  I'M SCARED OF GETTING KILLED IN VIETNAM.  I'M GONNA TAKE MY CHANCES GOING ON A ROCKET TO THE MOON.  That sort of thing.  Just hate up a bit of left over coffee from Act I.  Sure, "Hate," is the past tense of, "Heat."  That's just logic.  NONSENSE.  DIARY NONSENSE.  It's nonsense but it's diary because I WANT TO REMEMBER IT because IT MAKES SENSE.  Anyway.  I've got a lot more control in my life than other people.  That's the sad part.  Maybe too much control.  I've gotten used to all this control I JUST WANT MORE AND MORE OF IT.  Kinda seems like I should be thankful for what I got.  Nah that can't be right.  Need more control.  That's how I feel.  What else is going on.  MY LIFE control.  I don't wanna control other people's lives.  Who cares.  I wish them the best figuring out their own crap.  That's how I feel.
     Anyway.  Penultimate paragraph of the act.  What a wonderful day so far.  Thinking about alcohol instead of food.  Good to mix things up!  One day I'll think about LIFE.  The ins, the outs, the ups and the downs.  Real productive stuff.  Like hey what's it all about.  And DON'T SAY FOOD.  And DON'T SAY DRINKING AND/OR DRUGS.  Maybe Sleep.  That could be it.  Ya live your life all day and then you get to sleep at the end (and/or at the beginning).  I can handle Sleeping being what life is all about.  Anyway.  I can afford with quarters and dimes 1.5 to twice as much alcohol as I could really get.  I can't get 1.75 ml bottles!  Wouldn't be able to hide them from my parents.  Gotta go with the less cost effective 375 ml bottles.  But CURRENT PLAN makes that point moot.  MOOT.  What a great word.  Let's say it all the time.  Usually when it's called for.  But maybe even more often if we can think of some good new uses for it.  Now the ball is in your court.  I came up with the idea to use it more, now it's your job to figure out When and Why.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  Lemon Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day-- In Venus, It Snows Metal.  Great!  Never heard that one before.  I wish it would snow metal here.  Make things A BIT more interesting.  THESE PEOPLE ARE CUTTING DOWN BRANCHES FROM TREES I'VE KNOWN MY WHOLE LIFE.  I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT.  They also already cut down at least one whole tree.  WHEN WILL IT END.  These trees have done nothing to anybody!  Maybe they have and that's why they're getting rid of them.  Can't think of what the tree might have done to offend them.  Give them too much shade maybe off the top of my head.  HEY I WANNA HAVE SOME MORE SUNLIGHT ON ME.  WHILE I'M STANDING OR SITTING HERE.  THIS FUCKIN' TREE... I'M GOING TO THE AUTHORITIES ABOUT THIS!  That sort of thing.  Also with climate change shouldn't it be illegal to cut down trees?  EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS.  So cutting down trees EVERY LITTLE BIT HURTS.  DANGIT.  Alright I'm gonna take a bath.  Be back soon!

Wait A Second, Maybe This Is Good

    What's going on friends.  Got some Sprite with Vodka.  Delicious!  I feel like I've been pouring less than a Shotsworth.  Maybe .8 or .9 of a shotworth.  I don't care to find out though!  Don't wanna pour too much.  Then where would we be!  Same place but with less alcohol leftover.  UH OH.  Anyway what's going on in the wide world of sports.  Still too early to see if it'll take as a standard routine, but Lunches and Dinners are falling halfway between where I was aiming for them and where I was having them the past 8 months.  GREAT.  COMPROMISE.  Finding middle ground.  Is middle ground like middle Earth.  Gotta imagine the term middle ground was the inspiration for Middle Earth.  We'll never know for sure.  Unless he wrote a note about it on a napkin.  And then drew 8 arrows all around the note pointing to it and wrote the phrase THIS IS AN IMPORTANT NOTE right above it.  Also I feel like Tolkein was problematic.  Probably an anti-Semite or something off the top of my head.  HEY we've all been there.  Except for Semites.  Or ESPECIALLY Semites.  Hmm.
     What else is going on.  Gonna pour coffee after this paragraph.  Delicious!  Anyway was only gonna do bonus 2 hour CircleWalking for a week but I think I'm gonna go eight days.  To align with every day I have of Bonus Alcohol Shot for Act III of Entry.  It's GOOD for schedules to HAPPEN and be CONSISTENT.  If it wasn't a good schedule it never would have manifested.  Schedules HAVE to be good by definition.  Anyway based on movies I watched yesterday I'm Scared that Voldemort is making his return in a big way AND I'm scared that Randy Quaid is gonna mess up Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation.  Which is a Staycation.  He stays at home the entire movie.  Sometimes he goes outside.  But half the time he goes outside it's Right Outside His Home.  Still on the premises.  That sort of thing.  Hey coffee time.
     Gotta remember that today is Monday.  So I go into tomorrow totally sure it's Tuesday.  If I don't know innately what day of the week it is, this week is gonna be that much harder!  Anyway I have control of this week. Regular week + 2 1 hour circle walks + 1 shotsworth of vodka with Act III.  Easy!  That lasts through Saturday.  So I MUST know going into tomorrow Oh it's Tuesday that's EXACTLY how deep I am into the week.  Easy!  Hopefully.  OH also this week is first week of New Diet.  But it's only halfway more calories allowed accounting for the alcohol calories consumed.  So let's call this a Trial Week and NEXT WEEK is the REAL first week of new diet.  DIARY STUFF.  Covering the basics.  Now that I've said it explicitly IT'S ALL UP THEIR IN MY NOGGIN.  I don't need to go back to this paragraph to read.  Just writing it makes it more concrete in my head!  ONE WOULD IMAGINE.
     Probably play the song Imagine in Across The Universe The Major Motion Picture even though it's not a Beatles song.  I would say 2/3rds chance they play Imagine.  People can't get enough of that song!  Anyway.  Putting together order for next Super Market delivery.  Less cookies and crap.  And what I AM getting is stuff more likely and more meant to be a One And Done snack and not just keep eating them.  You get your standard pack of cookies and they're ENTICING YOU to just keep eating them for as long as you can.  Not falling for THAT again.  Maybe gonna fall for it a little.  BUT SLIGHTLY LESS THAN I DID BEFORE.  OH NO I just heard my Dad say They Cut The Whole Tree Down.  I'M LOSING ALL MY TREES.  Now my house is exposed to DEMENTORS or something.  Everyone knows Dementors hate trees.  Also everyone knows what Dementors are.  I've watched over half the Harry Potter Franchise and even I don't really know what Dementors are.  Perfect.  DIARY.
     Yeah!  Maybe write a bonus sixth paragraph of the act today.  Time-wise it makes sense.  Time-wise in terms of Time Of Day, time-wise in terms of coffee left, time-wise in terms of soda-vodka left.  Even time-wise in terms of snapple left.  THOSE ARE ALL THE TIME-WISES.  There's probably dozens of other time-wises not occurring to me but I've got better things to do than try to figure out those time-wises.  Not LITERALLY better things to do.  By that I just mean I don't wanna do it.  I will in fact be doing WORSE things as it turns out.  I don't think people give Chevy Chase enough credit for his RANGE.  I'm not sure what I'm basing that on.  I was just watching Christmas Vacation last night and the thought occurred to me WHAT A GREAT ACTOR.  I REALLY BUY THIS CHARACTER.  And I also really buy this character is nothing like Chevy Chase: The Person.  DIARY.
     Last paragraph of the day.  Lots of walking left.  Lots of circle walking.  Probably lots of Harold Potter.  So basically one more day further into Special Week.  Birthday/Chore-to-fix-binge Week.  Some of it is celebration, some of it is feeling bad.  Some of it is treating myself, some if it is denial of stuff I like.  REAL interesting week.  Looking forward to it ending.  Get started on some REGULAR weeks in a row.  Bleed into Regular Months.  That's the plan!  What else is going on.  Also NICE NEW YEARS EVE.  Get me a 375 ML bottle of alcohol to last me 2, 2.5 days.  YEAH.  I like celebrating the holidays because I'm a regular person.  YEP CHECKS OUT.  It rains metal on Venus?!?!  What kind of metal?  And are all the women who live on Venus COMFORTABLE with this?  Seems like it might hurt!  Unless it's tiny pellets of metal.  That could hurt but hopefully would just be annoying and not painful.  That's the entry.  I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:14 P.M.

Sunday, December 12, 2021 

What The Hell Are You Up To

    Hey friends.  Birthday entry!  Got some bad news that may lead to good news somehow.  Binged a shitload last night!  Original exciting unique plan was well I'm literally gonna stay up all night walking in a circle to even it out.  ALSO use that time to finish All Harry Potters.  Nice weird fun unique Birthday Eve.  I made it about 2 hours and then got too tired!  So basically what I'm gonna do is do that 2 hours a night for about a week to even things out.  After being done with normal walking and dinner, do an extra 2 hour room walking for 6-8 more days.  That'll burn off the binge AND the alcohol and possibly a tiny bit more.  So that's BAD.  But it's encouraged me to LOOSEN UP MY DIET.  Instead of aiming to lose 2-2.5 pounds a month I'm not aiming to lose .75-1.75 pounds a month!  Should be a lot easier.  And why not I'm almost there!  THIS IS DIARY MAINTENANCE PARAGRAPH.  DEAL WITH IT.  Anyway.  It's about a loss of control!  I have no control in my life so I try to control it with eating and/or not eating.  Moral of the story is SOMEHOW get more control.  Gotta imagine I'll figure that one out at some point.
     Anyway.  Still aim to have a small surplus calories each day.  But give myself ALLOWANCE for more calories that should make things easier.  The point is I decided to have first drink of alcohol after the third paragraph for some reason.  And if I'm adjusting dieting and stuff maybe just have 2nd round of 375 ML alcohol bottle on New Years Eve or something.  Feels right!  Also HEY TODAY I'M THE BIRTHDAY BOY.  I'm going to celebrate it by having the chicken pot pie I was aiming to have last night at some point.  Probably dinner!  Get Special BIRTHDAY DoorDash Diner Frenched Toast for lunch.  WOW WHAT A TREAT.  Also maybe have 1-3 bonus paragraphs this act to make up for Maintenance Diary Paragraphs.  We'll have to see how I feel about things at that point.  As long as we're talking about NOTHING the National Day Of The Food Day today is HEY I ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS.  I skipped ahead to Birthday Day a few weeks ago.  Maybe I skipped ahead and didn't talk about it.  Either way, 2 similar days celebrating Gingerbread and a 3rd day celebrating Ambrosia.  FASCINATING.
      What else is going on.  Maybe in a day or two I'll have 90% positive feelings with how dieting is turning out.  Hey that was very unpleasant for a while but now I'm enjoying the loosened up diet and it's a lot easier.  And I ended up canceling out the binging over the course of a week.  AND managed to watch All Harold Potters as a bonus!  That might happen!  Wonderful.  I think I watched MOST of Harry Potter IV last night.  I don't think I finished it.  If I did musta been a boring Finish.  Overall kind of boring movie.  LIKE ALL OF THEM.  I'm not a huge fan at this point!  I was in denial about it for a while.  Hey these production values are great I MUST like these movies to some extent.  No!  Kinda just don't like 'em!  Oh well that's life.  Maybe save alcohol for start of Act II.  That seems RIGHT and RESPONSIBLE.
     HEY!  New calorie counting for the day is the same as old one but PLUS 200 CALORIES ALLOTTED for Snacks.  Doesn't mean I HAVE to have them.  Doesn't mean I can't have an extra hundred calories for a meal instead.  That's just the GENERIC BLUEPRINT.  Good entry so far.  Not funny but it Makes You Think About Life.  Hey this guy is desperately trying to hold some sort of control over his life.  Great.  Hope it works out for him.  It might!  Solid 50+% chance that my plans to control my life more or less pan out as I hope they do!  WOW I LIKE THOSE ODDS.  Sounds like the glass is EASILY more than half fun.  Glass is like 60% full.  At this point I should feel comfortable taking a sip and it could STILL be over half full!  AMAZING A SIP.  That'll quench my thirst for now.  Also that's the bad part about a glass being half full.  You can't take even the tiniest sip!  Then suddenly it's half empty.  You just gotta LOOK at glass and LIVE WITH IT.
     Coffee after this paragraph!  Woke up a bit late today.  That's life I guess.  Started dieting/walking at beginning of April 2021.  At this rate, with loosened diet, I should still be done by a year after that at most hopefully.  NICE SOLID CONVERSATION STARTER.  Hey I successfully lost weight in A YEAR.  What's going on with you.  Even numbers make things better.  Everyone knows this.  DAMN LACK OF CONTROL IN LIFE.  What can I do in life to gain control.  NOTHING THAT'S WHY I HAVE NO CONTROL.  What a conundrum!  Maybe find a GREAT Streaming Service.  Hey this service will give me entertainment I'm REALLY on board with for 6+ months.  That's lots of control.  Knowing I will really get a kick out of watching TV for a very good amount of time.  Oh well too bad this isn't MIRACLE LAND!  Such a thing probably doesn't exist.  Hey coffee time.  CONTROL.  I get to drink a hot beverage.  NOW I HOLD ALL THE CARDS.
    Loosening up diet means more control.  Or less control.  I can't decide.  Probably more control but at first it feels like less control.  AMAZING.  Got coffee going on.  AMAZING.  I was excited about having a big birthday's eve bash binging 5 Parry Hotter movies.  Was just too much!  Got tired!  Tired of being awake.  Tired of Harry Potter.  Tired of LIFE.  Oh well that's life I guess.  I gotta do bonus 2 hour circle walking at night.  I don't have 2 hour periods in the day where I'm home.  Too busy taking Real Walks outside!  Oh well I can handle it I feel.  For a week.  And by a week I'm imagining eight or nine days.  Into next weekend.  FOR FUN.  Hey Nice Diary Entry.  HEY MICHAEL's LIFE HAS PROBLEMS TOO.  Not as big problems as I have but it's nice to see things upset and bother him and he's not sitting pretty completely.  Gotta imagine people enjoy my pain and troubles.  I'D enjoy my minor troubles if I weren't me.  SERVES ME RIGHT for thinking I'm so great.
     Yeah!  Seventh paragraph.  Also I feel like a BIG element of not feeling in control in life is rushing home every walk to use the bathroom.  It's a hassle and the hassle builds up over time.  Out of 7 walks a day, having to pee real bad by the time I enter the house 4-6 times a day SUCKS.  And it makes a difference on my overall psyche I feel.  GOD DAMN BLADDER.  It's ruining EVERYTHING.  Sometimes I wish I HAD NO BLADDER AT ALL.  Wait no scratch that.  That might not be good either.  The point is what else is going on.  In my life lately over the last few years I've had pretty good success turning mistakes and/or problems and/or Stuff Like This into POSITIVE experiences.  Dating back to 2019 when I lost a bunch of money on poker.  And figured hey I'll make up that money by quitting smoking within a month.  And then I never smoked again!  Hopefully this is like that.  And I never have to use the bathroom again or something.  Wait I got confused.
     Eighth paragraph!  Wonderful.  Brother sent my Amazon Gift Card for my birthday.  I assume it has money attached to it.  It says it does.  Could just be a clever ruse though!  Hmm maybe get some sort of PRODUCT or something.  That's off the top of my head.  Other alternative is some sort of SERVICE.  That's off the other top of my head.  Also I don't even wanna think about how depleted my resources are of Sweet Snacks.  Maybe I do wanna think about it.  Means I can't have very many at all over the next few days.  Make that works to my favor!  Only one way to find out.  CONTINUE LIVING.  Which is what I was gonna go anyway, so this all works out great!  Anyway gotta imagine that's a good thing o stick to during Night CircleWalks.  Harry Potter Binging.  I binged on food-- delicious.  Now I'm binging on Harry Potter-- tolerable!  What else is going on.  Maybe save alcohol for Tonight.  Evening.  Before CircleWalking but definitely after entry.  I don't know how I'll feel!  I don't even know how I feel now!  I don't know how I felt earlier!  Who the Hell KNOWS how they feel it's impossible.
     Ninth paragraph of the act!  Yeah!  Gingerbread Decorating Day and Gingerbread House Day.  Look just combine them.  Decorate A Gingerbread House.  We don't need two separate days.  Great.  I feel like with new Diet Calorie Allowance, I still consistently come in slightly under what I'm allowing myself, and I'll lose roughly 5 pounds in the next 3.5 months.  PERFECT.  CONTROL.  I HAVE ALL THE CONTROL NOW.  Wait a second now I feel like I have less control.  DON'T MAKE PREDICTIONS.  What happens'll happen.  That's how you control things!  By NOT TRYING TO Controlling Things!  Makes sense.  What else is going on.  Nice binge last night.  I thought I had a nice binge about a week ago in the morning.  This binge was TWICE that or maybe even more the binge.  But that just accounts for like a third of the binge.
     Last paragraph of the act!  I DON'T HAVE CONTROL OVER ALCOHOL.  WHEN AND WHERE TO DRINK IT.  I DUNNO.  I know where.  In my house in my room.  Yes but WHAT GLASS.  Hmm.  Same glass I always use.  Yes but SHUT UP.  Anyway.  I have LOTS of control in my life.  I will continue living indefinitely.  I know what I need to do.  EAT AND DRINK to some extent mostly.  The rest will take care of itself.  I got a bed to sleep in every night.  That just about covers everything!  Got clothes.  Ways to bathe myself.  A solid support system of Parents and Brother.  Entertainment devices for downtime.  I'LL be okay is the point.  Anyway.  Got a nice AMAZON Gift Card for my birthday from my brother.  How many people can say that.  Specifically from MY BROTHER?  Not many people!  Anyway.  In all honesty over the past few months the most infuriating thing I come across is The Amazon Logo.  The little curve below he word Amazon that I think is meant to look like a smile.  And the words above it are the rest of the face.  INFURIATING.  Anyway I'll be back soon. 

You're Not Making Any Sense

    Hey you idiots.  Current plan is to have alcohol #1 with Act III, #2 with Lunch, and #3 with dinner.  Hopefully current feeling of Semi-Control isn't made possible by drinking alcohol today.  Solid chance that's helping!  Tomorrow I'm back to no alcohol so we'll see how much semi-control I feel I guess.  Anyway.  Gonna do late night Circle Walking for 2 hours a night through FRIDAY.  I can do that.  It's less than a week!  I ALREADY DID ONE DAY OF THE WEEK.  Problem Solved!  Also I get to finish Harry Potter and move on to something else.  SOMETHING ELSE?  That sounds EVEN WORSE than Harry Potter.  Off the top of my head at least.  Then again I guess I'll just continue living my life and see what happens.  THERE.  That's the most control someone can have.  And it's a lot.  Keep living and see what happens.  DEAL WITH IT CAUSE THAT'S ALL YA GET.  UNLESS YOU HAVE ALCOHOL OR DRUGS.  Then YOU'RE in control and hold all the cards!
     Hmm.  What else is going on.  Logged off of twitter on my phone.  Maybe that will help me feel more control.  Not AS bothered by external events.  Or maybe MORE bothered.  I still get external events filtered through my parents and their TV and Radio and other parts of the internet.  GOT DAMN EXTERNAL EVENTS.  Why can't Nothing Ever Happen But In A Good Way.  That's the kind of world I'm interested in.  Also living in a world past This Friday when I'm done walking in a circle for a bonus 2 hours every night with mediocre entertainment going on is a world I want to live in.  Hmm.  Maybe listen to music during that walk.  Yes but WHAT music.  There's literally DOZENS of music.  How do I narrow it down to the right music?  I dunno listen to it on shuffle.  WHAT on shuffle.  Music.  Whatever what else is going on.  FRIDAY IS NOTHING.  It's already Sunday.  That's practically Monday.  Then all that is is ONE WORKING WEEK.  Which is way less than a regular week.  Basically I'm Already Done is the point I'm trying to make.
      Third paragraph of the act!  LOOK if Harry Potter was better COULD I have had a special Michael's Birthday Eve Binge Correction Bash?  Possibly!  But it wasn't so I lost enthusiasm and went to sleep.  That's life I guess.  But the point is I HAVE to finish these films and at least I'll get to do that over the week.  I started something and now I have to finish it.  That's how I choose to live my life sometimes.  Maybe a third of the time.  That's a lot.  Most people start EVERYTHING and NEVER FINISH ANYTHING.  Dumb Most People.  Think they're so smart.  What else is going on.  Also before Starting To Do Things Himself Harry Potter's main claim to fame was NOT DYING.  Made him the most famous child wizard in the world.  Hey some guy tried to kill him and failed.  THE KID IS STILL ALIVE.  HE MUST BE THE MOST GREATEST WIZARD EVER.  LOOK I've Not Died LOADS of times.  I haven't died ONCE yet.  Where are MY Accolades???
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Maybe I need to read twitter for Control In Life.  I get ANGRY about things and attempt  to CONTROL THAT ANGER so thus I'm controlling things.  Yep checks out.  Gotta get blood work done next week.  They also take my blood pressure.  I hope my blood pressure is low but not TOO low.  I want it to be SLIGHTLY too low for health reasons-- under the range that it should be optimally- but not so low they're too concerned.  That's how I choose to live my life.  Get off my back about it.  LOOK I have some semblance of control without using alcohol.  It's called using Klonopins and Ritalins Strategically.  I got SOME options to work with is the point.  Anyway.  After tonight I'm a solid 2/7ths into Bonus CircleWalking.  WOW THAT'S GETTING THERE.  No longer barely scratching the surface of the exercise.  Solidly INTO IT at that point!
     Wonderful.  I LOST CONTROL OF THIS ENTRY.  It's no longer Anything At All.  OH NO.  I will have control of future things.  Some of future things.  The glass is Half I'm In Control For The Most Part Mostly is the point.  What else is going on.  Less than three weeks until I get to drink again.  That's something I can USE.  Look forward to.  Get through another 2 and Change weeks looking forward to that.  Gotta look forward to things.  Good way to mimic control.  Hey I'm controlling myself by continuing living relatively in the sense that I want to be to get me to that point I'm looking forward to for some reason.  Sounds about right.  Anyway.  Any other franchise I should see that I've never seen.  Hmm.  TRANSFORMERS.  FAST AND THE FURIOUS.  DC COMIC MOVIES.  No thanks.  Maybe the DC Comic Movies.  That sounds like it belongs in the Maybe Pile.  Either way I'll be back in a little bit.
    

How Dare You Speak To Me Like That

    Just added roughly 75% of a drink to my Sprite.  Could it be 50%?  Possibly.  Could it be 100%?  Possibly.  That's where the word ROUGHLY comes into play.  Anyway let's go for it.  Delicious.  Why do I need to do this again.  For Fun.  Oh right FUN.  Now I get it.  I dunno I think drinking coffee would be more fun.  Yeah but I'm an idiot.  What do I know.  Maybe have this one drink with Act III and save the rest for another time.  I dunno how much fun I'm gonna be having yet.  Just had a small sip!  We'll have to re-calibrate the further I get into this Sprite + Vodka.  Anyway this week is gonna be not GREAT with the bonus circle walking all night for 6 more days BUT I come out on the other end BETTER than before.  More inclusive diet.  Such that it shouldn't be much of a hassle to keep.  Maybe go into the background of life.  Hmm what could be in the foreground of life.  I'm hoping to stay off twitter so that can't be it.  Hmm.  That's a tough one!
     Coffee after this paragraph.  Who says life needs a foreground.  Maybe just five or six backgrounds and that's what life is.  Sounds reasonable.  Anyway.  Not sure if I have it in me to get into 2010's DC Comic Franchise.  I'd have to read WIKIPEDIA to see the order I should watch them in.  READ A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE?  What am I MADE OUT OF TIME?  No but I have a lot of it.  But I am made out of PHYSICAL SUBSTANCE not time.  Then again maybe I AM made out of time.  Let's consult Einstein about that once we're dead.  Snapple fact was nothing new.  Sorry about that.  No one is more disappointed than I am.  Except for maybe 2 or 3 of you.  Gotta imagine there's SOME of you who are really invested in this recurring segment of the entry.  In which case I Pity You.  Anyway.  MAN OH MAN am I gonna GET THROUGH this week.  What fun.  I can even imagine positive experiences happening here and there by accident!  Coffee time.
      HEY.  Between Drinking Alcohol and new loosened up diet I might get a kick out of this week!  My current idea I'm work shopping here is have a drink with every Act III for the week!  That with New Diet will possibly COMPLETELY OVERRIDE the negatives of doing 2 hours of circle walking in the evening.  ALSO maybe I find entertainment I enjoy during that time.  In the end this week might end up being NOT SO BAD.  YEAH.  Then again probably all wishful thinking.  But all I need is for that wishful thinking to last me a week.  Then we're back to normal and I can go back to regular, non-wishful thinking.  FANTASTIC.  2 hours isn't that much.  I can do that in my sleep.  Not literally.  If I could that'd be great though.  Maybe science is working on that.  Have people in deep sleep but manipulate their brainwaves so they're exercising in their sleep.  I can't think of anything BETTER science should be working on.  Except better ways to kill people.  But BESIDES that.
      Penultimate paragraph!  Water for bath wasn't hot enough today again!  It went from not enough a couple of days ago to hot enough again for a day or two to back to just being warm.  I BLAME THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE.  If only I knew who they were and what they were up to exactly.  Anyway.  Do I have enough snacks to get me through until next Friday?  Too scared to check!  If I see a box of granola bars I might just tear into it and eat it right there.  FOR NOW I gotta keep my distance.  Hmm.  Turns out alcohol is good for you but I can't get in the habit of drinking it all the time.  OR CAN I.  No I can't.  Don't wanna lie to my parents.  WHAT IF I COME CLEAN WITH THEM AND THEY'RE AWARE I'M DRINKING IT ALL THE TIME.  LOOK I barely started this round of alcohol.  Let's see what happens first!
     Last paragraph of the day.  Amazing.  I know I'm not looking forward to the end of the day.  I know I'm enjoying the last of the alcohol.  I know LOGICALLY I will enjoy lunches and dinners.  WHAT THE HELL ABOUT THE REST OF THE DAY.  Lots of walking and listening to music.  Will the music satisfy me?  PROBABLY.  BUT will it make me want to pee too much?  Possibly!  Gotta blame something for having to pee every walk and I think the music is as good a suspect as any.  Secret Pee-Inducing wavelengths hidden in their audio sounds and whatnot.  Not sure WHY they'd do that but that's their business not mine.  LOOK have I considered splitting up the 2 hours of circle walking into 3-4 rounds of circle walking BETWEEN WALKS AND MEALS during the day?  BRIEFLY.  VERY BRIEFLY.  Not taking that idea very seriously at all!  The point is the entry is over.  I'll be back tomorrow.

-1:32 P.M.

Saturday, December 11, 2021 

This Should Be Interesting

    What's going on friends.  Woke up an hour or two early and binged on some fiber/granola products.  Felt bad about it!  Then I woke up several hours later and realized oh that was just breakfast.  So I got that going for me.  Anyway bought a 375 ML product of vodka last night!  Gonna have half for tomorrow Birthday Celebration and half for Ending Diet Celebration in a month or two.  Felt bad about it!  Then I realized oh that was just breakfast.  Hmm.  If only we can rationalize everything we regret doing as Just Being Breakfast.  We can.  Nobody's stopping us.  Sure.  The point is I'm digging these Granola Bars.  Are they a game changer?  I dunno!  They're on the edge!  They're PRETTY Good, I gotta say!  Maybe too good!  Nah not too good.  The point is how's Buck Showalter doing today.  And why do I continually wanna spell his name Showwalter.  I just feel it's two syllables-- and the W ends the first one AND starts the second one-- and I should be allowed to emphasize this.  The point is I woke up late today.  Spent too many hours sleeping off my shame of eating a binge breakfast.
     Yeah!  Warm today.  I can, "Dig," it!  I'm looking forward to it being warm most days starting in a few months!  The less layers of clothing we have o wear the more We Win!  I feel this is universally acknowledged.  For some reason people HATE to wear heavy clothes.  I think it's because they have trouble getting things just right.  Sure they can wear winter jacket, that's what it's for-- but does it get them JUST how hey want?  Or is it still too cold slightly.  People hate fine tuning things is a thesis I'm working on.  I'm not sure if I've ever worked on a thesis.  Must have done half a dozen in college and/or high school.  Not sure.  I've done thesis-esque enterprises.  But not sure about all-out Theesisies.  Hmm.  I may have realized this before but I don't like how thighs and/or legs under thighs are more thick than arms and/or arms under arms.  Kinda feel like they should sort of be equal.  Proportional.  Nope!  Thighs and legs more thick.  Maybe it's just me.
     Hmm.  Is there a way I can get a personal serving of Birthday Cake by tomorrow.  Because I'd like to have that opportunity so I could be like delicious but no thanks.  I dunno.  I'd probably take that opportunity now that I think about it.  Birthday cake is TOO delicious to pass up.  Also it's the same day of the year as I came out of my mother's belly so I feel I'm entitled to eating cake.  Anyway.  I feel like when you have candles on birthday cake, you should have the number of candles be the number of years you have LEFT, not that you've already lived.  That makes more sense.  Just an idea!  A GOOD IDEA.  What else is going on.  Maybe Buck Showalter turns out to be a good manager.  I've spent all week bashing him and now that I think about it I'm basing it on very little.  I just don't like how they're trying to sell him as manager.  I get the sense they're trying to build him up as the best choice and I don't know why.
     Dangit.  What else is going on.  WOW he's been unemployed as a baseball manager since 2018 Manager-wise?  SOUNDS LIKE OUR MAN.  We could easily have someone whose been unemployed since 2008.  Obviously this guy is the way to go over that guy!  Hmm.  How much do managers get paid.  Let's LTURQ.  NOT A LOT.  Seems the standard is 1-3 million or so.  I mean that's a lot for most people.  But 80% of the team is making more than the manager.  AND has more job security.  That's gotta stick in their craw!  That can't be a phrase.  Stick in their craw.  It's just nonsense sounds.  Better LTURQ.  YEP IT'S A PHRASE.  Now all we have to do is figure out what a Craw is.  That sounds like an exercise for tomorrow.  I've looked up enough this paragraph!  Time to move on!  Let's look up National Day Of The Food.  NOODLE RING day.  The picture looks like those gross Chef Boyardee noodles.  GROSS.
     Fifth paragraph!  Coffee after this one.  I got that going on and whatnot.  Not sure I'm a fan of the kids in Harry Potter all growing each film.  LOOK I expected some of them to grow to some extent.  But ALL of them growing to ALL extent?  Too much!  What else is going on.  I bet it turns out one of the kid characters is a secret adult.  No spoilers.  I'm just making a guess.  That can't be a spoiler.  Sure I can.  I'm a genius so if I'm guessing something it probably might be accurate.  Now you know it's possibly accurate.  Sorry about that then I guess!  Also several adults are secret kids.  Also ALL THE WANDS ARE ALIVE.  And by the end of the franchise have unionized and actually now hold all the power over the magicians.  Sounds fair.  Also a lot of this magic seems like your abusing the law and invading other people's privacy and assaulting then in various degrees.  It's not good!  You're doing BAD THINGS can't you see that!
     Anyway.  That's why they don't allow magic outside of Magic World.  Illegal stuff!  Regular people wouldn't stand for it!  Anyway.  From what I've seen, 85% of magic is used for mischief and 15% is used for good.  And 90% is used for teaching and/or practicing.  So that all adds up to 190% as do all things.  Anyway.  They could save the world if they felt like it.  Solve world hunger.  Stop global warming.  Whatever they feel like.  NOPE!  GONNA USE MAGIC FOR MISCHIEF.  No wonder nobody likes wizards.  Anyway.  I like how the headlines at ESPN MLB are some team signed a minor league player or some team had a bench coach join their staff.  That's All They Got during lock down!  FINALLY IT'S THIS BENCH COACH'S TIME TO SHINE.  Good for him.  Why would a bench need a coach.  C'mon he's coaching the PEOPLE ON the bench.  Why would people on a bench need a coach.  Just watch the game.  You don't need someone telling you what to do while the game is going on and you're sitting on a bench!
     YEAH.  Seventh paragraph.  Putting together more Snacks from Amazon Fresh.  I will have over 12 choices of small-medium snacks and I don't care!  Dad is trying to snack shame me.  How many things do you need.  I LIKE TO HAVE OPTIONS.  You will not succeed with this snack shaming.  I'm not relenting!  Sticking with getting all the choices.  Also I have yet to find the snack that uniformly satisfies me and doesn't make me want to snack more.  Gotta imagine that snack is out there.  I just gotta keep searching.  And if not oh well I can live with eating delicious snacks that don't fully satisfy me.  At least they're delicious!  They got that going for them!  Anyway.  Used quarters to buy alcohol!  It was roughly 9 dollars.  I brought 12 dollars worth of quarters with me!  ALRIGHT!
     What else is going on.  Right now Alcohol Bottle is still in inside pocket in my winter jacket.  Gonna retrieve it at a point where nobody is around to be the wiser at some point today.  YEAH.  I dunno why but I thought granola bar might be a game changer in terms of satisfying me.  Other Health Focuses of snacks didn't do the trick.  So far no more satisfying BUT pretty delicious!  And possibly nutritious!  And possibly GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Huh?  Oh.  Right.  Anyway.  Current plan is to drink alcohol tomorrow in morning/early afternoon.  During entry and possibly finishing as late as having lunch.  Sounds good to me.  Why waste it on an evening.  I got nothing going on in evenings.  I've lived several evenings almost every day for he past few months and I can't remember anything ever happening.  METS GAMES sometimes during the baseball season.  Those were fun.  That's about it!
    I can't have fun watching the Mets be managed by Buck Showwalter.  Or maybe MORE fun.  I guess we'll have to wait and see.  Among other game changers, got the liquid Egg Whites yesterday.  Seems gross at first but hopefully once I cook them they're delicious.  Also having to cook seems gross at first but hopefully once I'm cooking I'll be like hey that was kind of fun let's cook some more.  Anyway.  Anyway I can buy just Egg Yolks.  My guess?  Yeah probably somewhere somehow.  Maybe gotta go to a farm or something.  Where's the nearest farm.  Gotta be a farm somewhere.  Anything worthwhile this entry.  I haven't specifically complained about nothing being worthwhile but that doesn't mean that there hasn't been a whole lot of crap anyway.  Just means that Today I'm Okay With It So Far.  Good that sounds fun.
     Last paragraph of the act!  I don't believe it.  I floated the idea of getting a Iced Coffee + Donut for my birthday before.  Maybe actually do that!  Seems reasonable AND fun.  Do it for breakfast, too, so it's not just bonus calories.  Donut for breakfast is on par with what I wanna get out of breakfast!  Iced coffee who knows.  I dunno how much milk they put in there!  They say a serving size is 25 of 50 calories for skim milk but it sure looks like they're putting in 250 calories of skim milk to me!  HEY THAT'S LIFE.  Ya take what they give ya.  You could instruct them to do it differently.  Sure.  What else is going on.  That's why Starbucks wanted to unionize.  Nothing to do with the company and their wages and conditions and hours or whatever.  FED UP WITH BEING MICROMANAGED BY CUSTOMERS.  That's my opinion.  Hey break time.  Be back soon. 

I Wouldn't Bet On It

    So far the surprise biggest Game Changer has been the Vanilla Tea Biscuits.  Delicious!  Was gonna have a turkey sandwich for lunch and was agonizing over the proper thing to pair with it and then I remembered I have these delicious tea biscuits.  THE GAME HAS BEEN CHANGED.  Amazing!  Anyway what else do I have going on today that isn't related to eating meals and trying to minimize eating non-meal food.  Hmm that's a tough one.  Off the top of my head watch more Harold Potter.  I'm gonna be honest DON'T REALLY LIKE HARRY POTTER THE PERSON.  Dunno what it is about him.  Just don't really like him.  Don't like his friends, either.  Or his teachers or his enemies.  The moral of the story is I either don't like Anybody or maybe I Just Don't Like Wizards.  I think that's it.  I'm fine with NORMAL people I can relate to.  Wizards?  THINK THEY'RE SO GREAT.  BUT THEY'RE NOT.  THEY'RE ALL JERKS.  The point is if they were serving the Beatles Turkey Sandwiches (divided into halves and as many as they could possibly want) with vanilla tea biscuits (not divided into halves but also as many as they could possibly want) maybe the album would have turned out a little bit better?  Look they put together a solid album but there's always room for improvement!
     Lemon iced tea.  Repeat fact.  No reason getting further into it!  What are British People's opinion on Iced Tea.  They must have some strong impressions on it.  My guess is probably THIS IS A TERRIBLE PERVERSION OF TEA.  SHOULDN'T EVEN BE CALLED TEA.  MAKES ME MAD REAL MAD.  Or maybe they like it what do I know.  The Beatles never wrote a song about their feelings on Iced Tea.  Maybe they did.  They wrote a lot of songs.  Probably only heard half of them at most myself.  But then again The Beatles are unreliable narrators.  Just because they say they like or dislike iced tea in a song doesn't mean that's how they really feel.  I don't trust these characters one bit!  The point is I'm getting special Birthday Cake flavored mini- Fiber Brownies from Super Market but I WILL NOT have those in time for my birthday.  I guess I'll have them for next year.  Nah they'll all be gone by then.  GREAT NOW MY LIFE IS RUINED.
     That's life I guess.  Getting Ruined!  I feel like my life is ruined 2, 3 times a month.  Could be worse I guess.  Anyway what else is going on.  LIQUID EGGS EXPIRATION DATE IS LATE FEBRUARY?!?!  I don't remember signing up with something that will go bad eventually.  SURE I imagined finishing this within three months easy but I don't like HAVING to do it.  LAY OFF MAN.  Lemme go at my own speed!  Then again who cares what else is going on.  What would Buck Showwalter say in this situation.  TO make me feel better.  And/or become a better baseball player from this experience.  NOTHING THAT'S WHO.  He's contributing NOTHING to ANYONE at this point.  The point is when you wake up and ea an early binge that turns into an appropriate breakfast and then fall back asleep and end up an hour or two behind schedule that means HEY LUNCH IS RELATIVELY SOON.  So that's the best part of my life so far today.  Or maybe so far this week.  Maybe ever!  Could be the best thing that ever happened to me.  What do I know.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Whatever.  Do they KNOW birthday cake flavored things is the best and are consciously doing society what they consider A Solid by saving it generally for Birthday Cakes?  Also do people who aren't children eat birthday cakes?  I can imagine adults SOMETIMES having cake for birthday BY CHANCE.  But it's not gonna be a tradition.  And even if they are having cake I don't think they're gonna necessarily go with what kids consider birthday cake.  The point is It's Dumb Because It's Delicious And We Should Eat It All The Time.  You idiots.  What else is going on.  Also at what point do Adults Eat Ice Cream Cake.  Never?  Man adults just keep getting dumber and dumber now that I think about it.  Cool.  I guess that's one of the main reasons people decide to have kids.  Get to have ice cream cake all the time.  Solid 6-10 years in your kids life where he's going to birthday parties all the time and you get to presumably have some of the ice cream and/or birthday cake they're serving.  IT'S A SCAM.
      Last paragraph of the act.  HEY great news lots of entertainment on TV and elsewhere available to me that isn't Harry Potter.  Look the production values are out of this world but I don't particularly enjoy these characters and these plots and all this magic!  I think maybe the reason my body has been wanting to Light Binge pretty often is maybe body feels I've reached optimal weight?  WHAT AN IDIOT.  MY OPTICAL WEIGHT IS A SOLID 4 or 5 POUNDS LESS THAN THIS.  DON'T BE AN IDIOT YOU DUMB BODY.  Oh well that's life.  Sometimes ya gotta show your body whose boss.  SHOWWALTER Your body whose boss. Why does Walter care about this.  He doesn't!  Show him anyway!  Hmm.  Anyway once I get to where I wanna be, body'll get in line.  That's how I feel.  HEY time to take a bath.  I'll be back soon.

We Made It To The End Somehow

    Hey!  Successfully transferred Vodka from coat pocket to upstairs room desk drawer.  My Dad was taking a walk and my Mom was on the other side of the 1st floor of house in den.  I WIN.  Also I took a bath.  I WIN.  Also I have root beer soda to drink.  KEEP WINNING.  What else is going on.  I'm starting to suspect that Just Regular Cookies will be more satisfying than Fiber or Protein.  It's all a trick!  They make you wanna eat more!  They're preying on the weak and stupid!  ME!  I guess it's back to eating regular cookies all day for me.  I could think of worse fates.  Like not eating any kinds of cookies.  It just occurred to me LOTS of people just NEVER have cookies.  Maybe over 50% of adults will just have a cookie a week or less.  Wouldn't even occur to them!  STRANGE.  It's a STRANGE WORLD out there.  Anyway what else is going on.
    Guess I'll have some coffee after this paragraph.  STRANGE WORLD.  50% of adults just DON'T DRINK COFFEE.  Ya think you know people.  You think you can relate to other people.  We know NOTHING.  Anyway.  Well sure in other countries they drink tea.  My point was 50% of adults in 'MERICA don't drink coffee.  What else is going on.  One thing I don't like about watching Harry Potter franchise is it challenges my assumptions about what happens throughout the Harry Potter franchise.  Kinda of just imagined on nothing much happens.  They start out as innocent kids and then at the end they're battling Voldemort in a serious and adult way.  Now I realize SO MUCH HAPPENS between and the world is explored and characters and growing and I DIDN'T SEE ANY OF IT COMING.  I just kinda imagined Nothing Much Happening!  Looks like I'm an idiot AND I DON'T LIKE IT.  Coffee time.
    The point is this entry is even worse than the last one but for some reason I haven't called attention to that fact four times a paragraph.  I dunno if that's good or bad.  It might make the entry better if it's About It Sucking or it might make it worse!  PROBABLY EQUAL.  If it's sucking then it's sucking either way.  Wonderful.  I've been having fun having tea biscuits one at a time.  As a side to a turkey sandwich lunch?  I GET TO HAVE SIX A ONCE THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING.  Also it's important we talk about my lunches.  I went through so much trouble for so long to avoid it.  If it was such a big deal to avoid it that must mean there's A Lot To It Actually Being Done!  Not sure about that logic.  Gonna have to look into that one.  What else is crappening.  HMM what to do with vodka. I assumed I would mix it with something which I assumed would be soda.  Maybe just take shots though!  WOW BIRTHDAY ALCOHOL GET OUT OF THE WAY.
     Penultimate paragraph.  What am I.  33.  Sounds about right.  I guess I kinda FEEL 33.  Uh oh too early I should be feeling 32.  Oh well that's life sometimes you feel wrong things.  Like my body feeling like it needs more fuel.  SHUT UP BUDDY YOU'RE LOSING FIVE MORE POUNDS AND THAT'S THE LAST I'LL SAY ON THE SUBJECT.  NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT A NEW SUBJECT.  WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.  You know that sort of thing.  Hardest part about turkey sandwich is to cut it vertically and/or horizontally or cut it diagonally.  I've had good experiences with both!  I've always occasionally had bad experiences with both!  I feel like today feels like a Diagonal Day.  Can't argue with a feeling.  Unless it's your body wanting to eat more.  QUIET YOU OR INTO THE FURNACE YOU GO.
     Last paragraph of he day!  I don't have a furnace.  I'm sure I can find one somewhere though.  What else is going on.  Imagine if adults couldn't eat pizza unless it was at a child's pizza party.  NO.  I DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE IT.  YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.  I guess not.  Never seen Harry Potter or his friends eat pizza.  Never seen 'em eat ANY regular food.  Some weird magic snacks here and there.  Some chocolate I guess.  No pizza, though!  Well obviously I'm getting ahead of myself.  There's still plenty of time for there to be an entire sequence plot point of them eating pizza and then I'm like well I look like a REAL IDIOT NOW for saying this wouldn't happen.  DAMN HARRY POTTER.  Always making me feel like an idiot.  No wonder everyone hates him behind his back.  Anyway that'll do it for today.  Solid, "D," entry!  I wanna say D/D+!  BUT I CANNOT LIE.  I'll be back tomorrow with alcohol.

-2:21 P.M.

Friday, December 10, 2021 

I Got To Tell You Something

    Hi friends.  Today is Friday!  Got Super Market delivery coming to me.  May or may not interrupt Act I!  Let's write it and see what happens.  Is May or May Not a redundancy.  If I just say May doesn't that imply anything you'd also get from May Not.  My guess?  Yes and also Sure also Yeah.  Watched some more Harry Potter!  Turns out STUFF HAPPENS in this franchise.  I always kind of just imagined 7 or 8 movies of random Quiddiatch Matches and hiding under cloaks.  NOPE.  LOTS OF STUFF HAPPENS.  Shows how much I know.  Not a lot!  But soon I will!  By the end of next week I will Be Knowing ALL the stuff that happens in Harry Potter. EXCELLENT.  NOW I HOLD ALL THE CARDS.  A deck of cards is 3 or 3.5 oz of Meat.  Size-wise.  I read that online.  So when you hold all the cards you're holding one serving of steak.  DELICIOUS.
     I think steak would make a good snack.  Like Beef Jerky but hey just have small pieces of regular cooked fresh high quality steak.  Sure it's not practical for your Everyman but if you're a Rich person why not.  Let's have some savory snacks no one is gonna stop us.  We're RICH.  We'll PAY THEM not to stop us.  We can't pay people then THEY'LL become rich.  And then we'll be less rich by relation.  It's all relative!  Dumb Buck Showalter being the heavy favorite for Mets Manager Job.  I don't know anything about him but there's something OFF about him.  Maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe the OFF thing about him is that ACTUALLY he's REALLY ON!  That would be an interesting and welcome turn of events.  What's going on again.  Oh, right.  I want to be able to snack on tiny pieces of fresh steak.  Eat chocolate for meals and steaks for snacks.  Prove me wrong!  Good test for Showalter.  A player comes to you and says he wants to snack on steak but eat chocolate chip pancakes for meals.  What do you say.  Hmm.
     I may not know the point of baseball.  What else is going on.  Has anyone ever had to Eat A Baseball.  As a bet or a challenge or something.  Gotta imagine at some point in the last 150 years someone Ate A Baseball.  Hmm.  How many OZ of meat is a baseball.  Off the top of my head 5?  5 and a half?  I briefly considered googling it but then I came to my senses.  I don't want that to be part of my browser history.  What else.  Gotta google only good things that make their advertising and tracking algorithms IMPRESSED with me.  Gotta leave a good impression on Malware with my search histories.  That sort of thing.  Just not sure I can trust a guy named, "Buck."  Then again I'm not sure I can trust a guy named Anything.  I've been hurt too much in the past.  Just can't trust people at all, Buck or not!   Yep checks out.  Hmm.  I just need to see what Buck Showalter sounds like.  Lemme LTURQ.  HMM I DUNNO.  Not sure I'm on board with how this guy sounds!
     What the hell.  It's not important what a MLB Manager sounds like.  It's what he LOOKS LIKE that counts.  Not sure I'm on board with what he looks like.  It's not what he looks like that matters.  It's how he FEELS that's the real important thing!  I don't know how he feels.  Hopefully I never will know.  Fair enough.  Actually he's winning.  The best way someone can feel is if I never have to feel them.  The absence of feeling is what I like!  Hmm maybe he wouldn't be such a bad Major League Baseball Manager after all.  What's going on again?  Hmm.  Also gotta imagine it's healthier to Chew On Baseball than on tobacco.  So let's see if we can get that trending with minor league baseball players.  Gotta start somewhere.  Have I said anything this entry yet.  Sure.  Baseballs.  That's all?  Yep.  PLUS I barely even scratched the surface with baseballs!  NO BUENO.
      Last paragraph before coffee presumably.  What else is going on.  OH I know what I accomplished.  I got to a point in my brain where I was thinking hmm chewing baseballs could be healthy as a snack.  I never explicitly said that in the entry.  But if we're being honest that's what was going on in my brain by the end of the last paragraph.  Also we're not SWALLOWING.  We're chewing up baseball and spitting out.  Give me SOME credit.  Is it a snack if you're not swallowing.  Sure.  You're absorbing calories and sustenance from the moisture which you gather from chewing it.  Don't need to swallow!  Hmm.  The point is if Buck Showalter was presented with a player who had These Things Going On In His Brain how would he deal with it.  That's the real point of this entry.  OKAY THIS GUY comes into your office.  GO.  Because that's how baseball works.
     At least I haven't talked about eating baseballs dozens of times already.  Maybe 3 or 4 times.  RELATIVELY unique website fodder.  Only been discussed a couple of times before!  Anyway just barely had enough soda and snapple to last me the week.  Cutting it close!  Which is a Scissors reference.  Anyway.  I feel like I needed to use scissors all the time in elementary school and then never again as an adult.  Seems like it should be flipped.  Safety-wise.  Sure I use scissors as an adult just DIFFERENT scissors.  NON-ACADEMIC scissors.  I dunno.  I know a safe cheap alternative to buying scissors it's called Tearing Things.  Hmm.  Anyway what else do I have going on for me today.  Maybe finally get back to Get Back.  NO.  IT MUST NEVER END.  As long as I never finish the documentary THE BEATLES ARE STILL ALIVE AND TOGETHER.  AND WORKING ON NEW MUSIC.  ALSO IT'S 1969.  WHICH IS GOOD IN SOME RESPECTS BUT BAD IN OTHER ONES.  HUH.
     Seventh paragraph!  Kind of abandoned the idea of eliminating gum from diet.  Or even just reducing it.  Right now I still feel IDEALLY maybe I'd chew one piece instead of two but I have no CONCRETE PLANS to do so.  Where's Buck Showalter when you need him.  He'd advise me how to chew one piece of gum instead of two.  That's his main job description it turns out.  Consulting on Chewing Stuff Related Matters.  Well I guess someone's gotta do it.  Also there should be more drugs that come in Gum Form.  Psychoactive drugs.  I feel like Willy Wonka would be on top of that.  If only he were real.  Kinda a good thing he isn't real.  Wouldn't, "GEL," well with the rest of the world.  He makes sense in his weird fictional world but if he existed as he is in our world it would confuse and upset lots of people.
      Wonderful.  Why do baseball teams need a manager.  Just have each player manage one other player.  You manage the guy in front of you and the guy behind you manages you.  Easy!  Efficient!  What else is going on.  What's the national day of food day.  I don't wanna have to talk about it but we might as well just cover what it is.  National Lager Day.  PERFECT.  The perfect subject where I Don't Want To Have To Talk About It.  I don't care!  Great we're celebrating Lager.  It's wonderful have fun with that I don't give a crap.  Hmm.  That's Good Website Fodder!  LET'S COVER THIS I DON'T CARE I'M SAYING NOTHING ABOUT IT OKAY NOW LET'S MOVE THE LINE.  ONTO THE NEXT THING I DON'T CARE ABOUT AND WON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT.  KEEP THE LINE MOVING.  I'm not comfortable with a line moving.  I'm okay with moving down a line.  But THE LINE MOVING ITSELF?!?!  Sounds creepy!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Look I'm sure baseball players are presented with cakes that look like baseballs all the time for various celebratory occasions.  We can eat these things no problem.  I'm concerning myself with baseball players eating real baseballs.  Because IT DOES HAPPEN and it's BASEBALL'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET.  Nobody likes to talk about it!  Also do you just grab hold the baseball and take nice big bites out of it wily-nily?  Do you cut it up with fork and knife?  I dunno depends on the kind of player you are I guess.  Off the top of my head make some Jerky out of it.  Steamroll it or something so it's flat as fuck and then eat that.  What else is going on.  Hopefully won't have to wait too long between Act I and accepting Super Market delivery.  I don't like it when things muck my schedule up!  Hey has this act had anything good.  YES.  I keep repeating how I want to eat baseballs.  That's not TERRIBLE I guess...
     Last paragraph for the act!  Gotta use scissors to cut electrical/masking tape.  That's the only thing I can think of.  And I do that mainly to cover Electronics Cameras.  I don't want my phone or computer camera to be accessible to anyone in a Hack.  Cover that up with some black tape.  Get the tape from cutting off a portion of it-- with scissors!  All that scissoring I did in school is finally starting to pay off!  Amazing.  Dumb electronics cameras.  So much dumber than all those non-electrical cameras.  You know, wind-up, manual cameras.  I can see that being a thing that Thomas Edison could invent if he really felt like it and had the time and resources.  Let's get him working on that.  Also working on stuff while being dead.  Let's get Thomas Edison working on the technology that would allow someone to do that.  Oh wait we can't He's Dead.  Wonderful!  I'll be back in a little bit!

No That Can't Be It

    Hey!  Thinking about getting a 375 ML bottle of alcohol this weekend.  Drink half for Weekend Birthday.  Save other half for Commemorating Diet Completion around the end of January.  Feels like a good thing to do.  It's A THING TO DO.  And IT OCCURRED TO ME.  What more do you want.  That's all I need!  Anyway re-upped with Super Market and so far so good!  I'm drinking delicious oranged soda.  Can't get that anywhere else!  Exclusive deal with Fresh Direct.  Which has an exclusive deal with Me.  Or something.  I don't know how deals work.  I know the word exclusive from other contexts, though.  So I feel like I'm halfway there to understanding how the world works.  Oh no I finished my ornage soda.  Do I go back to the orange soda well?  I enjoyed it the first time around!  Or do I pick another soda.  This is what life is.  Think I'm gonna stick with orange soda.  END SCENE.
     I'm getting worse at eating mini Animal Cracker Cancer Cookies.  I used to literally eat one at a time.  With each one being half the size a normal animal cracker.  I MEAN I might eat 3-4 as A SERVING but I would pop in one into my mouth individually.  Now I do doubles.  GETTING WORSE.  GETTING SLOPPY.  I guess I was foolish to think a good thing like that would last and stay pure and unadultured.  EVERYTHING BECOMES CORRUPTED.  Life + Time = Corruption.  That's my philosophy this Animal Cracker Related Paragraph.  What else is going on.  I think sweets are very racially progressive because the darker the sweet is the more delicious it is.  Based on chocolate or spices or cinnamons or sugars.  You'd think in a White Person Dominated World chocolate wouldn't be the best thing because it's generally brown.  Hey we take wins where we can get them.
     Whose we.  Chocolate Allies.  Oh Okay.  Got all the gum I need.  Spearmint is green.  How does that fit into this Racial Progressive Gradient Relativism.  I dunno.  It's okay.  I like Gum.  Good stuff.  MORE GOOD STUFF FROM MICHAEL.  What's the first Game Changer that's gonna Change The Game this week from Super Market.  I guess the salmon.  Gonna have a salmon filet + Cup O Noodles + Slice Of Toast for dinner.  Not sure if it's a game changer.  Sort of just is a game Side Mission.  The game is the same but for this dinner we're taking a little augmented trip away from the main storyline of the game To Eat Salmon and Noodles.  Which is GOOD but not so much a game changer.  But I'm happy with how it's turning out presumably!  That sort of thing.  MAN where did I come up with the idea for the Piece Of Toast to round that meal out.  INSPIRED.  I guess I'm just a genius when the situation calls for one!
     What else is going on.  At this point The Mimi Animal Crackers made my life better for 6 or 8 weeks.  Now they're making my life worse.  That's life!  Be happy with the good times you had and know when it's appropriate to move on to something else.  What else is going on.  375 ML of alcohol???  Sounds like it'd be about a 1/5th of a pound should it all be consumed.   I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.  Ya gotta commemorate the good times so you can separate them from the bad.  Me being alive another year?  COMMEMORATE IT. Me finishing dieting?  COMMEMORATE IT.  Then live life for another few decades waiting for something else to commemorate.  Something'll come up at some point!  I'm sure of it!  Hmm what if I added Artificial Sweetener to Mixed Drink.  Pour some Coke Zero.  Pour some hard liquor.  POUR SOME ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER.  Now I'm really on board.  This was the camel that strengthened the camel's back for good.  Now the camel is healthy and I'm gonna drink more artificial sweetener!
    Bathing experience after this paragraph.  I don't believe it!  I'm not sure I've ever Ridden An Animal.  I feel like they probably got me up on some sort of horse at some hotel retreat or something when I was a kid and I cried and I made them take me right back down.  That sounds like something that might have happened in my life.  Wait a second.  Is a Bumper Car an animal.  ...Because I've never ridden a bumper car.  I may have done The Bumper Cars once or twice and never got anything out of it.  I kinda have a sense memory of just my bumper car stalling and everyone crashed into me and was like GO AROUND I'M DONE CRASHING INTO YOU I WANNA CRASH INTO OTHER PEOPLE GET OUT OF THE WAY and I'm like I'M DOING THE BEST THAT I CAN.  That also sounds like something that might have happened in my life.  No way of knowing for sure.  I'll be back in a little bit.

It Turns Out I Don't Remember

    I'm at a point where my goal weight isn't an exact weight, but rather a weight relative to whatever my accurate weight is right now.  IDEALLY scales have been giving me MostTruths and I'm around 120, 122 and want to be 115.  HOWEVER on the other hand let's just say I wanna lose 5 more pounds and that's it.  YEAH.  Sounds reasonable.  Also I get to pick where the pounds come from.  Also I get to add pounds to the penis and subtract them from the anti-penis.  What anti-penis.  People aren't supposed to have anti-penises.  EXACTLY what's why I wanna subtract as much of it as possible!  Maybe just amputate a leg.  Who needs it.  I'll get a long just fine in life without a right leg.  Ever heard of CRUTCHES?  C'mon!  HEY maybe that's a great idea for what I can do with next phase of my life.  START DRINKING AGAIN!!!  Healthwise here's a lot of marks against it but FUNWISE it could be a blast and a half and just the thing my life calls for!  YEAH!
     What else is going on.  SURELY we can compromise and I can take seven Klonopins a day.  Sounds reasonable.  I'd run out of Klonopoins quick but that's a problem for SEVERAL WEEKS FROM NOW.  HEY I can have some coffee now.  Be back in a bit.  Just had a tea biscuit.  Was it a game changer?  Probably not.  But was it solidly a positive experience?  YEP.  Also was it a game changer? YA KNOW WHAT MAYBE.  It's gonna be a slow burn, though.  One tea biscuit isn't gonna mix up the game but overtime gradually I might realize I've been having these tea biscuits and the game has changed and I think there's something there.  What else.  Also don't tell me when to eat these biscuits.  I got plenty of good reasons to eat biscuits not related to drinking tea at the same time.  SURE I had coffee a the same time and I got something out of it.  But that's the exception that proves the rules!
    Wonderful.  I think it's great that we live in a Democracy because that's what we choose to call ourselves.  Power of positive thinking!  You wanna achieve something you visualize success and it manifests itself!  I'm having a hard time Visualizing us being a Democracy.  Oh well then I guess we're screwed.  Hey that's life I guess What else is going on.  We could EASILY live in a country with no tea biscuits.  Might as well be happy with the scraps they throw at us to make is feel comfortable with our mediocre lives.  SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!!!  What else is going on.  Gonna take a walk soon after entry is over.  Then eat lunch!  Nice lunch!  No problem with this lunch situation I got coming up.  If I had a problem I'd keep it to myself because I don't like upsetting and worrying people but TRUST ME this time around It's All Good!
     Penultimate paragraph of the day.  A little concerned about the new hole in the wall fast food restaurant that only seems Korean Donuts and Corn Dogs.  WAY too much business.  I'm suspicious.   Look weird donuts and corn dogs sounds like a novel idea, fine.  But this is too much!  I think there's something more sinister going on.  Because that's what life is.  ya think you're living your life and everything's normal but NOPE underneath it more sinister things are going on!  Like in his Weird Donut Corn Dog Hole In The Wall.  What's the customer's testimonial.  I'VE HAD DONUTS BEFORE BUT THIS ONE IS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT.  I COME BACK THREE TIMES A DAY.  I don't get it!  Then again we've established a donut is a nice birthday treat.  Maybe I go Weird Korean Donut.  I've given myself a fair amount to think about.
      Last paragraph of the day.  On my end.  Gotta imagine paragraphs will pop up here or there throughout the Metaverse but they won't have much to do with me or anything like that.  What else is going on.  Gotta imagine there will be some sort of campaign for when they change Facebook to Metaverse aimed at getting back Past Facebook Users who have been gone for years.  I WANNA HEAR THEIR PITCH.  Whatcha got.  Give it your best shot!  All those girls you stalked NOW Actually Want To Give You A Chance!  A Sex Chance!  Off the top of my head that might be their best selling point.  Anyway what else is going on.  Also I feel the term Stalk is underused in talking about using social media.  Let's be honest.   75% of Social Media is Just Stalking People.  Oh well as long as we're all on the same page.  I Stalk you, you stalk me, it all comes out in the wash.  HEY That's it for today.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-1:37 P.M.

Thursday, December 9, 2021 

I'm Looking Forward To It

    Hey!  Gonna have to take a break soon to do ZOOM Maintenance Therapy Appointment.  Let's see how much entry I can get through until then.  Hmm.  So Prime Directive is to Do This Quickly.  Gotcha.  Only directive as of now!  Gotta think of some supplementary directives if this one is really gonna be a Prime.  Anyway drinking Snapple NOW just because I feel like it.  SNAPPLE?  FIRST THING IN THE ENTRY?  WHAT KIND OF MAD WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN.  The point is the fact is Nothing New.  HMM bottle says I'm getting 1% of my Daily Sodium from this Snapple.  That's a relief.  ONLY 99% TO GO!  And I got al day to take care of that.  The point is I shaved last night because I'm a Hero.  Also gonna try to remember for next time It's Not A Big Deal.  Ya charge it for 5 or 10 minutes, then ya shave.  EASY AND QUICK.  Don't build it up so much!  This paragraph isn't good BUT if it helps me remember Shaving Isn't A Big Deal then it's worth it.  It won't help me remember it.  Oh so I guess it wasn't worth it then.
     That's life.  Shaving-- not a big deal.  When I have Snapples-- not a big deal.  Making sure I get enough sodium-- NOT A BIG DEAL.  I'm pretty sure I'm getting several hundred percent of the sodium I'm supposed to be getting.  I don't keep track but I'd guess I'm probably at around 700% of my required sodium for the day on average.  Hmm.  Is there a way-- without editing it-- that I could somehow make the last paragraph worthwhile?  Some sort of SPELL or something.  Get out my wand, say some fake Latin, and then suddenly HEY THAT FIRST PARAGRAPH OF THE ENTRY WAS A GOOD ONE.  I feel like I'm being lied to by Harry Potter Franchise.  MAGIC DOES NOT EXIST.  If it did I'd mainly use it to write better paragraphs.  And as we can see if anything I am writing worse paragraphs!  So maybe magic works but it's working AGAINST ME for the moment.  Oh okay that makes sense.
     I feel like most spells in Harry Potter just accomplish things you could do but you don't wanna bother spending time on 'em.  Hermione always fixing Harry Potter's glasses with a spell.  Yeah OR just go to an eye glass repair shop.  Do things the regular way once in a while.  C'mon!  Hmm, "HERMIONE," recognized as a word.  I guess it's a real name.  Not a made-up name.  Like HARRY or RON.  Anyway.  My Dad's name is spoiler alert HAROLD.  Don't think anyone ever called him Harry, though.  If I knew my Dad as a Harry as a kid my childhood would have been VERY different.  A Dad named Harry?  WHAT THE HELL?  That's insane!  NO THANKS NOT IN MY HOUSE.  Hmm.  I FIGURED OUT MAGIC.  I started writing EVEN WORSE paragraphs in paragraph #2 and #3.  Making the first paragraph #1 SEEM BETTER.  I got a MONKEY PAWS WISH.  Yes paragraph one is better BY MAKING FUTURE PARAGRAPHS WORSE oh no what have I DONE.
     Anyway.  National Pastry Day.  I remember from yesterday.  I browsed ahead by accident.  Yesterday was brownie and today is pastry.  You'd think I'd have a lot to say on the subject.  Nope!  Moving on!  Also it's risky for Hermione to do Eye Glass Repair Spells at Harry WHILE HE'S WEARING THE GLASSES.  You mess up just a little you're poking his eye out!  At least tell him to take off his glasses before you Spell 'Em!  FOR SAFETY.  Maybe magic requires he wear glasses at the time.  Maybe not.  We have no way of knowing!  Also in Harry Potter maybe get rid of the 1/4th of the school that's evil?  Maybe they explain further into the franchise why they keep Slytherin House around.  Kinda like why we keep Trump and Republicans and Company around.  They're evil and rule breaking and kill people and threaten the rest of the school but WHAT CAN YA DO.  It's Tradition or something, I dunno!
     Wonderful.  Let's rank how bad the paragraphs were.  2-3-1-4.  Best to worst or worst to best.  I'm gonna be honest I just picked numbers off the top of my head.  You'll never be the wiser.  What kind of idiot cares at all.  Looks like Buck Showwalter is the heavy favorite to become Mets manager.  Because he is the biggest name.  Hmm people have heard of this guy before.  WELL I'M SOLD YA GOT THE JOB.  That's the Mets Administration talking to Buck Showalter. First themselves.  Then they transition from talking to themselves to talking to Buck Showalter.  Hmm.  Probably gonna finish this paragraph and then do ZOOM appointment.  Then meet back here and re-calibrate.  Or calibrate for the first time of the day.  I don't have all the details in front of me.  TERRIBLE.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.

     ALRIGHT now it's time to do a new ranking of paragraphs from Worst To Worst.  In FIFTH PLACE IS All Of Them.  The point is Appointment is over.  Now without that hanging over my head I can feel free to write Website.  HEY I got coffee going on.  What else is going on.  Next appointment is in 2022.  WOW.  That's a solid one digit higher than it was this year.  I should have seen that coming.  Hmm.  Now I can get ahead of the game by thinking about it explicitly.  I'm predicting after next year the year will be 2023.  Then after that is 2024.  I've got all the answers ahead of time apparently.  Now I hold all the cards!  Which is a bad thing.  I'd say in over 50% of card games you're trying to get RID of cards not accumulate them.  Then again I don't know too many card games.
     Wonderful.  I dunno about you guys but I'm a little suspicious of this Voldemort character.  Seems like he's up to no good!  Not sure WHY.  Hmm.  Then again I don't know too much about this guy.  Let's hear him out!  Give him a chance to tell his side of the story.  What story.  The Magic story.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Also do they ever address why Only British People Are Magic.  Doesn't seem fair!  No one ever said that life was fair.  Only British People Are Magic is just the way life IS.  America is British.  Kind of!  WONDERFUL.  Anyway got enough soda and snapple to last me until tomorrow re-upping with Super Market.  Also I think I haven't mentioned yet another GAME CHANGER is I'm getting SALMON from Super Market!  PAIR TWO PIECES WITH A POTATO SIDE FOR ONE MEAL.  PAIR ONE PIECE WITH CUP O NOODLES FOR ANOTHER MEAL.  PAWN OFF FOURTH PIECE TO DAD.  How is that a game changer.  I NEVER SAID IT WAS A GAME CHANGER.  Yes I did.  I LIED THEN.
     Eighth paragraph.  The most interesting thing I've said this entry is about Hermione repairing Harry Potter's Glasses and I've talked about that EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST WEEK.  Without saying anything!  I just MENTION IT.  EVERY DAY.  And that's THE HIGHLIGHT OF EACH ENTRY.  What's wrong with me and/or the world.  Not in a good groove.  Let's call it for what it is!  I AM NOT IN A GOOD GROOVE.  It's okay to say!  Only way to get out of a bad groove is to acknowledge it.  Hmm.  Also after acknowledging it I feel like you have to Tangibly Start On A Path Of Good Grooviness.  THAT'S THE HARD PART.  WOW.  I can stay in this No Good Groove for the rest of the act and still have enough time to turn it around for the day.  That's a nice positive spin.  Sure.  The point is lets talk more about how I'm not saying anything worthwhile.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  This will all be over soon.  Ya know, Life & Stuff.  What can I do NOW to ensure that I will have a better Act II and III than I did Act I.  I had to look up weather Super Market sold Ensure last night.  My Mom was interested in it.  YEAH THEY HAD ENSURE PRODUCTS BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS.  This is GREAT fodder for the website.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Presumably I'll figure out what she wants.  Maybe add it to the cart for her.  Or maybe my job is done!  I found out they sold SOME Ensure products and that moves the line along and the next step is someone else's problem!  One can only dream.  Also does Ensure make you fart.  Because now I know to be on the look out for items that'll keep me farting all day because that's the kind of life it turns out I enjoy leading.  Better look into that.
     Last paragraph of the act!  WOW!  I don't think I'm drinking any alcohol for my birthday.  Why bother.  Maybe eat some sort of donut or something.  Off the top of my head I Like Donuts!  GOOD PARAGRAPH SO FAR.  SOLIDLY THE 2nd or 3rd Best Start to a paragraph ALL DAY.  Gotta keep this momentum up!  Also did I try to make Ensure puns every other sentence while discussing this with my parents last night?  Sure!  THEY DIDN'T CARE THOUGH.  I was using the word ENSURE outside of the context of using it as the product name and THEY GAVE ME NOTHIN'.  Doesn't seem right!  Guess I'll have to work harder to make better and more clever use of the word Ensure outside of the product name.  Now's not the time to give up on entertaining my parents with puns.  Now's the time to DIG IN and PUN EVEN HARDER.  I'll be back in a little bit.

That's What They Tell Me

    Ugh.  Time to write some paragraphs.  I have a bad feeling that I'm still in a Bad Groove.  It's been a while since I ended last Act (Fifteens of Minutes) but I don't remember it being very good.  In fact all I remember typing about for 10 paragraphs is THIS IS REALLY SHITTY.  So far that's carried over into this act!  Anyway the point is I figured out a way to have chocolate chip pancakes in servings I'm comfortable with.  Crunched the numbers, adjusted sizes of potential sides... I now know what to do so I can get  Chocolate Chip Pancakes and have a very satisfying amount for one Regular Meal.  SO BASICALLY TODAY IS A, "WIN."  Plus I get to ACT on this new information and calculations tonight.  ACTUALLY EAT THE PANCAKES.  DOUBLE WIN.  I feel good cause I know I will be able to eat pancakes a lot which is great AND then there's the one time I actually get to eat the pancakes which is also great!
    HEY.  The paragraph wasn't high quality--no-- but as a measurement of TIME... Good Stuff!  I am now one paragraph closer to eating chocolate chip pancakes.  I've been looking at paragraphs all wrong!  Anyway.  Gonna get a nice Subway Sandwich for lunch.  I already told you what I was having for dinner.  Let's talk about lunch.  It's gonna be delicious who cares let's write this paragraph too.  Then I'll be ANOTHER paragraph closer to Whatever It Was I Tricked Myself Into Looking Forward To I Wanna Say Pancakes Somehow.  How did I fall for that one.  I dunno but I DID and I FELL HARD.  And I'm still under the spell of being enthusiastic about eating pancakes.  EVEN NOW.  Ugh.  What else is going on.  Speaking of being under spells I am IN-BETWEEN films 2 and 3 of Harry Potter Franchise.  WOW.  Am I still excited about pancakes.  Not as much.  Oh well.
     Third paragraph of the act!  Gonna have a nice cleansing experience in a few paragraphs.  I can live with that.  I'm a dirty boy and I need to be cleaned up!  YEP.  PHYSICALLY AND ALL.  I'm not that dirty.  I bathed yesterday!  How dirty can I be.  What else is going on.  I like how Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak and he's like HEY LET'S ONLY USE THIS ONCE EVERY OTHER MOVIE.  Are you kidding me?  If I had an invisibility cloak I WOULD ABANDON MY ENTIRE LIFE and just use the cloak all the time.  Probably for perversion reasons at first sure.  But at some point the novelty of that would wear off.  Maybe I can do it for CRIME FIGHTING reasons.  You're invisible you can fight crime A LOT.  I don't have all the details.  Also I will fight CORPORATE CRIME.  That sort of thing.  And in my spare time use it for perversion reasons.
     Penultimate paragraph!  I wonder what the title of the Harry Potter Major Motion Picture I'm watching next will be.  Hmm.  Guess I'll just have to wait to find out.  Anyway.  So far my favorite character is the kid who was from The Sopranos.  Hey nice chubby kid.  Good for him.  Multiple acting rolls as The Nice Chubby Kid.  I heard he's chubby in real life, too!  So that's good.  Anyway what else is going on.  Mets interviewing manager prospects this week.  I imagine every interview going along the lines of the candidate comes into the room and is like I'LL DO IT!  WHY NOT!  I GOT NOTHING BETTER GOING ON! and then they pick whoever has the highest name recognition.  Oh so that's how the world works these days.  Anyway hey what else is going on.  I think the best farts are when you know why you're farting.  This isn't a surprise or unexpected or out of nowhere.  I KNOW WHERE THIS IS COMING FROM AND I'M GETTING WHAT I DESERVE.  Lots of fun.
     Last paragraph of the act!  If some people are into enemas and the like as a cleansing exercise I'd think gettin' a lot of Farting Done is halfway there.  I feel like that's a thing people should be into every 2 weeks.  Because that's where MY head is at these days.  Yep.  Amazing.  What else is going on.  SLICED PRECOOKED TURKEY BACON FROM SUPER MARKET.  Too many game changers.  Look these last few things aren't game changers.  They're NEW ADDITIONS to the game that hopefully will be positive.  But they're not a game changer say in the way a Granola Bar might be.  Hmm.  Now that I think about it.  The game changers I was talking about.  NOT A HUGE DEAL.  My life (The Game) won't change (Changer) THAT much.  Oh well live and learn.  The biggest game changer was the egg whites.  But I've already IN MY MIND grown accustomed to making that routine so it doesn't FEEL game changing anymore. Because it NOW ALREADY HAS changed the game in my mind (Where I Live).  Huh.  I'll be back soon.

What A Novel Idea

    What's going on friends.  Time to wrap up the entry relatively speaking.  The entry AS ENTERTAINMENT has been a bust.  But The entry as A UNIT OF TIME has done just about as well as it can do every day.  So we got that going for us is the point!  No worse than yesterday!  AMAZING.  Wait a second, yesterday was TERRIBLE.  Now ya tell me.  Ugh.  BATH WATER WASN'T HOT ENOUGH.  Was warm enough that I wasn't uncomfortable.  But I couldn't get it to a heat I've grown accustomed to!  Gonna have to look into that one.  How.  I dunno.  Stare up the faucet.  See what's going on in there.  That's my only idea as of now.  Hmm.  I just thought of another idea!  Do nothing.  That idea has a lot going for it.  Also I'm very experienced at doing nothing.  90% of the time in life I Am Busy Doing Nothing.  So very well practiced at it is the point.  Hey am I still here doing this.  SORT OF I guess.
     Wonderful.  Got coffee #2 going on.  The memory of The Worst Act I in days is but a memory.  Yeah that's why I used the word from the get go.  Oh Okay Makes Sense.  WATER ISN'T HOT ENOUGH?  THE DEMOCRATS MUST BE IN POWER AGAIN.  That sort of thing.  Also are the Democrats in power again?  I feel like they were in power over the summer and then I kind of lost track.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Boy oh boy do I hope this turkey bacon I'm getting is pre-cooked.  I don't wanna have to cook something.  I'm not PRO doing things I'm ANTI doing things generally.  Even good things!  This could be the greatest thing ever but ya know what's SLIGHTLY GREATER than this?  NOTHING.  That's my philosophy.  What else is going on.  Gonna wait about an hour or so to take next walk after entry is done.  So that I can eat the Subway I Collect from the walk right when I get home.  It'll be, "Fresh," and/or whatnot.
     Yeah!  Three more paragraphs to go.  I don't believe it!  What else is going on.  At this point in my life I think I can figure out how to Fry some uncooked Turkey Bacon.  I'd just rather microwave it or put it in the oven!  Get off my back about it is the point.  Look I may not be understanding the Harry Potter franchise 100% completely.  The reason he doesn't use invisibility cloak for perversion reasons all the time is because HE'S GOT ALL OTHER SORTS OF MAGIC that he could use for perversion reasons THAT I CAN'T EVEN FATHOM.  Invisibility Cloak is only scratching the surface!  Well NOW I get my motive for watching the entire franchise.  Every year I see how he progresses in becoming a pervert through magic.  Now it makes sense to me.  Wonderful.  What else is going on.  Penultimate paragraph starting right after the end of this sentence!
    YEAH.  Got another snapple going on now.  Let's see if it's Patriotism Fact is anything new.  NOPE!  A repeat.  That's life I guess.  Unfortunately.  I think I know what side I'm gonna have with my subway sandwich.  No spoilers but it is A LITTLE BIT out of the box.  Now the question is at what point during meal I will have it.  Could be before sandwich or could be after sandwich.  I'm thinking maybe half the sandwich --> mystery side --> second half of sandwich.  Could I be taking bites throughout while eating sandwich?  I dunno, without giving too much away, KIND OF BUT NOT REALLY???  HEY this is a good example of a Paragraph as A Unit Of Time.  I had to write it which took time.  You had to read it which took time.  Hopefully for you reading it the time it took was less than the time it took for me to write it.  But in the end it's all about time.  And I've SUCCESSFULLY had Time Pass The way It Normally Does While I Fill It With Dumb Things.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Amazing.  What else is going on.  I figure if I get to The Subway Sandwich Shop at around 2:00 PM, it shouldn't be crowded from nearby high school.  What kind of high school lets kids out before 2?  Some dumb high school per my understanding.  Then again with overcrowding they might have 22 period days so some kids schedule is from 3 AM to 11 AM.  So they'll have been hanging out in Subway for three hours at this point now.  Interesting.  Also if I had a real life I feel like sleeping from 3 AM to 11 AM sounds PERFECT.  NOTHING like the current life I have.  But if I'm imagining a world where I go to bed at 3 and waking up at 11 that sounds like a world that yeah whatever I lost track of what I was talking about.  HEY the entry is over.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-12:53 P.M.

Wednesday, December 8, 2021 

What's The Difference

    Hi friends!  Solid Wednesday today.  Is it kind of like a Tuesday?  You'll get no argument from me there!  But it's definitely really a Wednesday.  Hmm.  Got some nice laundered clothes accumulated.  We're talkin' 10 shirts.  3 or 4 pairs of underwear.  That's about it for now but that's more than enough!  I'd say on average each underwear lasts me 2.25 days.  I'm not proud of re-wearing underwear day after day but then again I'm apparently not severely ashamed of it, either!  The point is it's clean.  I didn't shit myself overnight.  Get off my back about it.  Anyway happened to take a look at my relatively new GAS (Guitar Amplification System) and realized it was coated with dust.  And I realized oh I haven't used this in 2 or 3 months.  Kind of feel I should be using it!  For practice.  Practice makes perfect.  Probably not.  But you've got a slightly better chance at perfect with practice than without practice.  ONE PARAGRAPH DOWN.
    Yeah!  Also just playing guitar isn't gonna get rid of this dust.  You'd think through the power of music the blasts of my power chords will un-dust the GAS.  Nope!  I'd still have to wipe it down with a paper towel or something.  Doesn't seem fair.  That's the world we live in!  Finished watching Cinderella Man.  They explain why he's called Cinderella Man 2/3rds into the movie.  I forget.  Might just be oh it's like a fairy tale how he's coming back from behind in his boxing career.  Not sure if it's Cinderella-Specific.  Anyway.  Is there a rule that says Paul Giamatti has to be in every 3rd movie?  Because if there is I'm okay with it.  If someone's gotta be in every 3rd movie I'm glad it turned out to be Paul Giamatti, that's all I can say.  Unless we have to cancel him in the future.  I can sort of see Paul Giamatti being up to no good in his personal and/or professional life.  We'll have to wait and see.
     Sure.  The PAUL GIAMATTI sounds like a Sports Car.  Which is named Paul for some reason.  Some cars need human names.  The ones that talk and whatnot.  What else is going on.  No binging this morning so far!  And I feel like if I was gonna binge the time for that has long since past.  WONDERFUL.  But the binging I did do last week is a memory that will last me the rest of my life.  So much fun.  Anyway.  That's one unhealthy but kind of healthy and fun way to do future maintenance diet.  Eat roughly what I've been eating the last month or two-- maybe a tiny amount more-- each day.  But then twice a week use up the bonus calories left over and binge.  Eat like 800 calories at once two or three times a week.  It's FUN and NOT HEALTHY but MAYBE KINDA HEALTHY SOMEHOW?  Something to consider.  Also ONE MORE PARAGRAPH DOWN.
     Yeah!  What's the alternative.  Just eat more granola bars?  I don't know if I like granola bars yet!  Why should I eat 2 granola bars a day bonus when I can REALLY have some fun multiple times a week!  I dunno I've given myself a lot to think about.  Still got the last hour or so of The Beatles to watch.  Also technically as long as there's multiple living Beatles there is still la window open for a Beatles reunion.  That's how I feel.  Uh oh shouldn't have said that.  Now Paul McCartney is going to kill Ringo Starr to make SURE 100% that there will be no reunion.  Oh well.  Maybe now he won't.  I've exposed his motive for doing it.  So when Starkey is killed the authorities know where to look.  And Paul McCartney doesn't wanna spend the rest of his life in jail. He doesn't even wanna spend THE PREVIOUS portion of his life in jail.  ANOTHER PARAGRAPH DOWN???
     Wonderful.  Maybe I should try playing guitar on GAS.  I haven't played guitar at all in weeks but the last few times I DID was on Video Game.  Which has a Delay Problem.  Been a while since I played guitar that wasn't with a delay problem.  TOM DELAY MAYBE.  I think he was Republican Speaker Of The House.  YEP CHECKS OUT.  What else is going on.  Nothin good so far this entry.  How does that compare to other entries.  Very similar.  Oh Okay.  It's hard to pick something but I think so far the worst thing I said today was the Paul Giamatti Sports Car.  For several reasons.  They all add up to be The Worst Thing So Far.  HEY GREAT NEWS I forgot to turn the coffee on.  Just turned it on now!  Won't be ready for a few minutes or something.  I dunno how long this takes.  I usually do it way in advance!
    Probably by the end of this paragraph I could have coffee ready enough.  That'd be my guess.  Anyway.  Been imagining my diet more or less ending by the end of the year for the last few months.  Now I'm thinking end of January.  (And still very fine tuning the next month or two).  But I can make it make sense in my mind.  END OF JANUARY THAT SEEMS ARBITRARY.  NOPE.  That's when WINTER CLASSES are.  And my DAD TEACHES ONE.  Basically I'm dieting UP UNTIL THE SPRING SEMESTER.  OH now it seems like a nice way to contextualize Months.  What the Hell am I talking about.  I dunno.  Either way I look in the mirror and I got a lot of good stuff going on.  Most of the right parts in most of the right places!  90% the same as what normal people look like more or less.  THIS PARAGRAPH WENT TO QUICK.  COFFEE WON'T BE READY UNTIL AFTER NEXT ONE.
    DANGIT.  HEY COFFEE IS READY.  WONDERFULIT.  What's the opposite of, "Dangit."  For every word there is an equal and opposite word.  Dangit isn't a real word.  Sure it is.  People use it as a word.  It's a word!  That's how Words Work.  Hmm.  Had a nice Lots Of Cookies for breakfast today but it wasn't a binge.  Just took 5 milano cookies, snapped 'em in half, put em on a plate, and that was my breakfast.  DELICIOUS.  Also I wanted to justify buying them last week.  Not necessarily my top choice for breakfast but I was like I bought em better eat some of em otherwise I look like a fool.  MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.  Now I don't look like a fool at all.  Except for in many other ways.  But NOT THIS ONE.  Didn't see them serve Beatles any biscuits so far in documentary.  Interesting.  VERY interesting.  Gotta imagine that's what most of the talk is on the internet.  Where are the cookies or as they might call them biscuits. 
    Eighth paragraph!  Mets might have a new manager by next week.  Awesome!  I hope it's someone I can get along with and work with but also knows how to push me to get the best out of me.  Also he's ALL of our managers.  FANS ARE PART OF THE TEAM.  HUMOR US.  MANAGE US.  Gimme SOMETHING I'm desperate for guidance!  What else is going on.  IF I GET OUT OF LINE MAKE ME DO JUMPING JACKS.  THAT'S WHAT I'M INTERESTED IN.  Haven't done a jumping jack in a while.  Probably will continue not doing them.  Can't do them In House.  My parents will think the sky is falling.  Can't do them outside.  I'd look like an idiot!  Hmm maybe I can do them in Starbucks Bathroom.  I'm busy PEEING.  I wanna GET IN and GET OUT of Starbucks bathroom.  I can't start an exercise regimen!  SEE I need Managerial Guidance on when and where to do jumping jacks.  That sort of thing.  Anything good in this entry so far.  Nope?  Eh there's still plenty of time to turn it around.  Almost PLENTY of time.  There is plenty of time but not quite PLENTY of time if you catch my meaning.  OH I DO.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  What's good in the worldwide of sports.  I like the idea of Buck Showwalter as manager.  I feel like he was a Major League Baseball Team Manager when I was a kid.  We're talkin late 1990's.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP he managed Yankees before Joe Torre and then Arizona Diamondbacks While Joe Torre.  WHAT A RESUME.  He's done things in the past.  I'm sold!  Also nice name.  Solid name for a manager.  Buck.  Showalter.  Put em together.  Buck Showalter.  PERFECT.  Also Max Scherzer seems to be a proponent of Buck Showalter.  And I guess he's New Team Leader.  I don't remember this being voted on but oh well what can ya do.  He saw his opening and slipped into the role before any of us could say anything.  Don't worry his contract is only 3 years.  In three years we can talk about a new Team Leader.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  TERRIBLE.  Terrible but wonderful.  Then again Buck Showalter might have THE NAME but he may not have THE TEMPERAMENT.  I can see a player going into his office and being like ya got a second skip? and Buck Showalter is like MAKE IT FAST MY NAME IS BUCK SHOWALTER GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT FAST ENOUGH.  TRY AGAIN TOMORROW.  If I know baseball like I think I know baseball that's how things might play out in 2022 with a Showalter Manager Residency.  The point is whom can I write to get Dangit added to the dictionary.  I guess that depends on a dictionary-by-dictionary basis.  Hmm.  Also if you come up with a new word they give you a prize.  A hat or something.  I made up a word and all I got was this lousy hat.  That sort of thing.  HEY time to take a break.  I'll be back soon.

If That's What You Say

    ALRIGHT WRITE SOMETHING GOOD.... NOW.  Hey what's up what's the world wide words sports deal with National Day Of The Patriot.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Moving on!  Have 2-3 sips left of 1st act coffee.  No but really what food of the day is it.  NATIONAL BROWNIE DAY?  WHAT THE HELL.  This is great!  I think we all agree Brownies are one of the best desserts in theory.  IN THEORY.  In practice I find they're rarely practical.  But DELICIOUS.  And filling.  My mom gets brownies all the time.  I don't blame her!  IN THEORY it's one of the best ways you can live your life.  The point is I got a lot out of thinking about brownies.  This paragraph may not be worth reading in any sense by any calculation BUT I am kind of imagining a Chocolate Brownie in my mind's eye and even if I can't taste it just looking at it is fun.  That's life for ya.
      What else is going on.  Not sure why Willy Wonka only makes candy.  Get into the chocolate pastry business!  Whole nother world open to ya!  Maybe Willy Wonka is fine with compartmentalizing and keeping to doing one thing good instead of many things slightly worse.  I dunno.  Willy Wonka is a weird guy.  Far be it from me to try to determine what's going on in that freakazoid's head.  Also why does he want to give his factory to A CHILD.  Surely there's a worthy ADULT whose a good guy and earns it based on being a good guy but ALSO IS AN ADULT and can properly run a factory.  Better yet give it to the chief oompa-loompah.  They've been with you since the beginning I think they should get the first crack at taking over.  Also Willy Wonka is a young man.  What exactly has him so fed up with owning a factory.  And what does he think he's gonna do with the rest of his life post-owning Successful Chocolate Factory.  I'd read the book but I forget how to read.
     Anyway.  I can read what I've just written.  I can go back several sentences and through Sense Memory recall what the words mean.  But outside of that all just strange shapes and squiggles.  Anyway.  Will I successfully shave tonight?  I'm gonna give myself a solid 75% chance of successfully shaving tonight.  I'm feeling BULLISH.  I assume.  Maybe I'm feeling BEARISH.  I don't know how the stock market works.  You trade stocks.  You have stock in bananas and are like ya know what I like apples better today so you trade with someone who has apples and wants bananas.  Yep that's pretty much it.  Also I'd like to have An Apple A Week.  I can't do that!  I'd need to get at least four per week.  I jus want ONE APPLE A WEEK.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away.  So an apple a week will keep the doctor in... uhhh... the point is it gets the job done more or less enough.  Oh okay gotcha.  Then again maybe I'd also like a banana a week.  Hmm The Stock Market Is Hard!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Gonna have some nice HOT DOGS for lunch.  Been a while since I got hot dogs from Super Market.  Used to love them 45 calorie Sawdust Dogs.  But they haven't been available!  And I'm no gonna eat Super Market All-Out Hot Dogs!  But this time I was able to get a Somewhat Reduced Fat but no AS Sawdusty from Super Market so we're gonna see how those go.  DELICIOUS is my hope.  Gotta cut one of them in half vertically.  I hope I have no problems with that!  I'm not a surgeon I don't know what I'm doing.  That's the main things surgeons do, right.  Cut people open vertically.  Well it's easier with a person.  Much bigger!  More room to make little mistakes.  You make a little mistake cutting Hot Dog Vertically you might cut off a piece entirely by accident.  Dangit and whatnot.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Anything worthwhile this act?  Hmm.  Off the top of my head No.  Sounds about right.  Not gonna think about it any further.  I think The Top Of My Head nailed it on its first guess in this case.  What else is going on.  Looking forward to having next cup of coffee.  Trying to think of things I can get out of the rest of the day.  That's solidly one thing I will enjoy.  WOW WHAT A LIFE WELL LIVED.  The point is this winter semester is gonna be EASY.  All I need to do is not over-eat and I WIN THIS SEMESTER.  Plus I GRADUATE.  I reach goal weight!  Throw myself a graduation party because now it's time to move on with my life to the next step.  SUMMER VACATION!!!  Huh.  What's going on.  I lost track.  Oh right Act II is over.  I'll be back in a little bit. ...WAIT A SECOND.  The way I'm planning on eating hot dogs does not require me to cut one in half vertically.  WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF.  Also THANK GOD I gave you this important Editor's Note Update!  Now that's a weight off YOUR relief!

I See Things Differently

    Anyway I could live A Great Day Today.  If the rest of my day turns out great than I can be like well who cares about the abysmal entry I LIVED A GREAT DAY AFTER THAT.  I dunno how I would accomplish such a thing.  Oh well.  It can't be accomplished.  It'll either happen or not.  Not much say I have in the process.  What else is going on.  Got some nice times picked out for lunch and dinner.  Don't you worry about me and the times I'm gonna be eating my meals.  It's all covered.  Positively!  Anyway.  If Starbucks people do notice this guy (Me) is using their bathrooms 9 times a week, what do they think is happening.  Do they correctly just feel oh he's out and about in the neighborhood all the time and needs to pee.  Or do they have other suspicions.  Off the top of my head Drug Stuff.  Gotta go some drugs or something.  Smoke.  Needle.  Probably needle.  They'd notice smoke!  Either way I wonder how much credit they give me for being a good law abiding citizen who just can't control his bladder.  HEY COFFEE #2 TIME.
    Delicious.  What else is going on.  MAN is this entry crappy.  Off the top of my head.  We've established I can't read things beyond several sentences ago so I can't say for certain but it just FEELS like the worst thing I've written in months.  And I've written a lot of crap lo these past few months!  Off the top of my head.  Hey that's life.  Sometimes the things you do will be The Worst.  That's how things work.  If they weren't the worst then that would make Something Else You Did The Worst.  At some point You're Doing Your Worst!  No escaping it!  What else is going on.  Mounds of clothes have shrunk by 50% or more!  Picked out the solid shirt options and a few solid underwear options yesterday.  Now they're back in my room IN CLEAN AND HANGER'D FORM.  Good.  Gives the dirty laundry something to aspire to.  Now that they see Success Stories they'll want to be laundered themselves!
    Great.  Starting to get into a groove where I, "Dig," having the snapples later in the day rather than early with entry.  Wonderful.  I'm not gonna force myself to drink snapple now just because of Routine.  And because it gives me Patriotism Topics to talk about.  If I don't wanna snapple I'm gonna save it for when I do want it!  Seems reasonable.  I can give you updated on new facts I learnt the night before.  Nah I don't feel like it.  I can think of one of the new ones I learnt last night.  And it was a new one!  Just feels WRONG to say it a day late, though.  Let's just move on with our lives, that's how I feel.  Probably make some decent progress into Harry Potter today.  Just feels like one of those days ya know.  I need to know what happens in this franchise.  TOO MANY PEOPLE know and I DON'T.  I can't be left behind!  Also I CAN'T GET ENOUGH of these production values.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Wonderful.  Now my mom is saying I need new t-shirts just because 50% of my t-shirts have cigarette holes in them.  WHAT ARE WE LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS.  We're a middle class family OF COURSE our t-shirts are gonna have cigarette holes in them.  Don't try to be something you're not!  Just accept the lot you've been given in life.  Also cigarette holes GIVE CHARACTER.  It's like how they popularly make jeans with rips and tears in them in strategic place for style.  These cigarette holes in shirts are THE CUTTING EDGE of fashion AND I made it myself.  What you're saying I'm no good at fashion?  GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.  Anyway.  What else is going on with that bullshit.  Getting to the point where if I could make my hair be cut through magic and with no effort and time and money and effort, I'd do it.  BUT with having to expend time and effort let's say put it off another 2-4 months.  Wonderful.
      Last paragraph of the day!  We made it!  It wasn't easy but we did it.  Going back to Coke Zero after 2-3 weeks with forms of pepsi.  I'm okay with that!  That's life!  Sometimes you have coke and sometimes you have pepsi.  The sooner you accept this the sooner you will achieve Nirvana or something.  True Bliss.  It comes from accepting sodas that are slightly different will happen at you and just roll with it as it comes.  Wonderful.  Anyway.  What was the official Soda Pop of The Band Nirvana.  Kurt Cobain might have killed himself before they could explicitly sign a contract to endorse a Flavored Carbonated Beverage Brand.  Oh well too bad for the rest of the band.  Anyway.  Could have even been in talks with Coke Corporation to make their own NIRVANA Brand Soda.  I dunno what they were up to.  The point is the entry is over!  I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:59 P.M.

Tuesday, December 7, 2021 

It's Almost Time

    Hello friends.  Tuesday!  Nice Tuesday that will live in infamy.  Not sure why we want Pearl Harbor Bombing to live in infamy.  That was a BAD day for us.  Let's remember GOOD days.  Like when we nuked Japan.  Or when we nuked them again a few days later.  Let's Celebrate THAT.  Also pick a day in the middle to celebrate both nuclear bombs.  Like with presidents and presidents' day.  Anyway no progress on The Beatles last night!  Only got one more Viewingsworth and felt like saving it.  ALSO I was watching Cinderella Man!  Halfway into it and still not sure why he's Cinderella Man.  NO one ever explains the title specifically.  Oh he's a boxer in the 1930's.  That's like Cinderella... HOW.  He tries to win money by punching people in the face.  OH that's the connection.  Gotcha.  What else is going on.  Reasonable Breakfast, no binging!  I think I'm starting to get the hang of New Routine!
    That's life I guess.  Then again I could sure IMAGINE enjoying eating six medium sized Fiber One Chocolate Chip Cookies.  In my mind's eye I can picture what I would get out of it.  Well that's GREAT.  Picturing it is half the battle.  Now I don't need to do it!  Also ran out of those cookies when I ate six in a row a few days ago.  So I have no choice but to just picture it!  Anyway getting a new kind of GRANOLA bar next Super Market delivery.  I know we throw the phrase GAME CHANGER around a lot, but... well whatever.  HEY so far the entry has been BUILDING UP to something worthwhile.  I can feel something good bubbling just beneath the surface.  Wait no I'm drinking sprite.  Carbonated Beverage Bubbles.  Sorry you could see how I might get confused.  The point is with new Starbucks Security Code Bathrooms I'm more confident than ever I'm not gonna walk in on someone using the bathroom who didn't bother to lock the door behind them!
    YEAH.  Also more confident no one will accidentally walk in on me!  Whatever.  I assume there's at least one movie in the middle of the Harris Potter Franchise where nothing much happens and they just go along with their studies.  Something interesting can't happen EVERY year.  That's not believable.  We need at least one Franchise Installment where nothing much happens to keep us BELIEVING.  What else is going on.  Even though I'm very good with making sure I lock door behind me, when I'm using public toilet at Starbucks I turn the volume of my music all the way down JUST IN CASE someone walks in and yells at me about something.  I need to be able to hear What Their Problem Is!  Just in case.  Can't hurt to be prepared.  Well it means I won't hear the music as loud for 20 seconds.  SO that DOES hurt but I'll survive.
     What else is going on.  You might be thinking hmm Mike is drinking a lot of Sprite.  Sprite should be a secondary soda.  Cola should be Primary.  Normally you'd be right but Super Market sells Sprite in packs of 8 2 liters and that makes it Primary Soda.  Hmm interesting.  What else.  Gonna need laundry done soon.  I should have alerted my Mom-- The Lady Who Does My Laundry-- a few days ago!  I'm already down to only 1 or 2 more clean shirts left!  That's life I guess.  Is it.  I was hoping life would be more interesting.  You know For Entertainment's Sake.  Oh well you take what you can get.  Sometimes the most entertaining thing in your life is you need your laundry done.  Hey I'M into it I think it's very engaging.  What else.  Also buying Liquid Egg Whites from Super Market.  Pair them with some Pop Tarts for a delicious and nutritious breakfast!
    Also YES I had to ask my mom how Liquid Egg works.  I just imagined it oh so you have to drink it in liquid form?  Then she explained to me, which rang a bell, yeah it's like when you crack open an egg THAT'S LIQUID TOO.  You just put it in a pan and fry it.  NOW it makes sense.  I get it!  Either way that will also make my life tangibly better.  No egg shells but what can ya do.  Now I Got Nothin To Walk On but what can ya do.  I got the floor.  I walk on that all the time.  TOO much.  It's lost all its novelty!  Anyway.  HMM looks like I'm getting just 6 Sprites next week.  I don't CARE if I'm missing out on A GREAT DEAL.  Sprite CANNOT and SHANT be primary soda!  What if I get the 8 pack of Sprite but just get THIRTY Diet Pepsis.  Because that would be insane.  My parents would have to have a meeting with me and ZOOM in my therapist.  It'd be a big deal.  Coffee time.
    As far as Days Of Infamy go, we've surpassed this one a dozen times over I feel.  LOTS more infamous days.  Oh well what can ya do.  They got there first.  Can't argue with FDR.  He claimed the phrase first so that's just something we'll have to live with.  The point is right now the thing I'm most excited about in life is having Pop Tart and Egg White as a regular breakfast.  I'll have to MAKE the egg white.  Which may or may not be a hassle.  Maybe I get a kick out of it, I don't know!  Either way yesterday will be a day that will live in infamy because it's when I put the finishing touches In My Mind on deciding and figuring out how I will be having that breakfast.  Probably.  Maybe I stop liking it a week from now.  Probably.  Anyway what's going on.  Not sure what they're doing to accomplish ending the MLB Lock Down.  I think right now they're just taking it easy and are like yeah it's happening but no pressure to fix it yet.  It's DECEMBER.  Let's pick this back up in MARCH.  GOD DAMN YOU I WANT MORE FREE AGENCIES.
     Anyway.  Binged on GUM last night.  Woke up in the middle of the night a few times and chewed about 6-10 pieces of gum overall.  Hey that adds up but still ain't so bad.  Hey great.  I had a Patriotism Fact Snapple last night that was new.  Something along the lines of Ducks CANNOT NOT WADDLE.  Something like that.  HEY Patriotism Day Of The Food Day! ... National Cotton Candy Day.  Not sure how I feel about it.  I think I'm under the Mean Baseline for how I feel about cotton candy.  I can imagine enjoying it but it's also sticky and gross and too sugary and OVERALL I may have more negative associations with it than positive.  Then again it's Candy so how bad could it be.  It's not really candy.  Dunno what it IS.  Maybe it is candy.  By process of elimination.  Because it certainly isn't Anything Else.  Hmm.  Let's figure this one out.  WHAT IS COTTON CANDY.  It's the food that lives in infamy.  Oh Okay.
     Eighth paragraph!  METS HOPING TO HIRE A MANAGER BY THE END OF NEXT WEEK?!?!  I don't believe it!  I hope it's a former player.  Because I KNOW many of them from baseball video games of the 1990's.  Brad Ausmus?  I GOT HIS NUMBER DOWN.  Catcher.  NOT A GREAT catcher.  Forget what he's good at.  But he's gotta be good at something that he was a team's primary catcher for some years at least!  The point is I WOULDN'T DRAFT HIM but that's just me.  What else is going on.  I could see myself enjoying the sweetness of cotton candy but at the same time being repulsed by the texture.  In my mind's eye.  Don't have any in the house to test out so I'll have to rely on my mind's eye once again.  I rely on my mind's eye too much.  Could easily be misinforming me all the time!  That's life I guess.  The point is I've been estimating Egg Whites as a certain amount of calories but I'm coming to realize that Diner probably cooks them with butter.  And the butter is probably 5x the amount of calories the egg whites are.  I'M GONNA COOK WITH NO BUTTER.  WE GOT SPECIAL PANS.  NOW WHOSE THE IDIOT. 
     BRAD AUSMUS THAT'S WHO.  Huh?  I can imagine liking him as a manager.  He was A CATCHER.  They see the entire game from their station.  They know what's going on is the point.  Hmm 16.5 Career WAR as a player.  Not bad!  Nice solid career!  WELL DONE BRADLEY.  THIS JERK MADE AN ALL STAR GAME.  That's one more all star game that I'VE EVER MADE (Yet).  Still got a few years left in me.  I'm certainly on the tail end of my career turning 33 in a week.  But I got a few years left presumably!  YES!!!  What else.  Also if Lockdown lasts all year I think that means they can keep playing games but they have to use people like me as players.  What the mentally impaired.  Yes.  The mentally impaired.  WHY.  I dunno seems fun though.  TRUE.  NO way I'm making the all star game even in those circumstances.  I have very little to contribute no matter how low the quality of the other players is!
     Wonderful.  I bet it turns out Harry Potter was up to no good this entire time.  Not sure what that means.  Just that I don't trust him.  I'm keeping on eye on you, Potter!  My mind's eye!  Which is lucky for you because my mind's eye has proven time and time again to be entirely unreliable!  Also what else is going on.  How faithful are movies to books in this franchise.  Mostly?  Almost completely?  I'd look it up but I've already lost interest.  Anyway.  Lots of movies about people who box.  I don't get it.  They determined that people will buy tickets to see these movies so they, the studios and production companies, would make a profit on these films.  Oh NOW I get it.  Wonderful.  Hey here's some good news.  It feels like I'm too deep into the entry to turn it around.  HOWEVER I'm only Glass Is Half-Empty into it.  GOOD HALF EMPTY.  That means there's slightly more than half of the entry TO FILL IT WITH.  Fill it with GOODNESS.  Oh now I understand.  Great.  The rest will be good.  Gotcha.  I'll be back in a little bit.

I'm Doing The Best That I Can

    Hey.  I don't remember exactly, but I think I left you last Act promising to do better with the second half of the entry.  Promise is a strong word.  Especially since I will probably not fulfill it.  Either way that's life!  Also if Pearl Harbor was such a big history event why was it such a regularly acknowledged as shitty movie?  If it was important they'd make a good movie about it.  Like GLADIATOR.  That was a good movie about a real event.  What else is going on.  Thinking about getting CHIPOTLE in the next day or two for first time in half a year.  Just make 2 burrito bowls last 3 meals instead of 2!  EASY.  And healthy!  A solid HALF of the ingredients probably won't kill you.  BEANS?  THAT'S HEALTH FOOD RIGHT THERE.  Who cares if it's cooked in bacon fat.  That means NOTHING.  Huh.  I consulted with my Mother-- The Lady Who Does My Laundry-- and she's on board with doing some laundry later today!  All the pieces are falling into place.
     Okay.  Also rice is HEALTHY.  It's the staple food of a billion or two people in Asia.  And/or Outside Of Asia!  How could the only thing billions of people eat be unhealthy?  They'd all be dead if that were the case!  But They're Still Hanging In There!  Anyway.  Got ZOOM Therapy Maintenance Appointment on Thursday.  We can talk about me getting 30 Diet Pepsis BEFOREHAND to see if she can trick me into stopping.  Maybe she's on board with it.  30 Diet Pepsis are the best thing I can do for my mental health.  I don't know!  Maybe she does!  It's her job to pretend to know these things!  Anyway.  New possible Birthday Idea is get a bit of alcohol the night before and drink it during Morning Birthday Entry!  That sounds fun AND SCARY.  What if I'm TOO LOOSE?  I might say things I regret!  Hmm.  Must be lots of things I might regret saying.  I can't think of any off the top of my head but there's gotta be some stuff.
     What else is going on.  Looking forward to a nice Earliest lunch again!  It's only 11:30 and I already am allowed to start thinking about impending lunch.  No one's gonna stop me at least.  LOOK some people eat lunch NOW.  I envy them.  Anyway the point is let's move on with your life.  Both garbage cans in my room and in my bathroom have garbage in them but no bag.  That's the sign of an INSANE person.  WHAT KIND OF MADMAN THROWS GARBAGE OUT NOT INTO A BAG.  I feel like people do this.  I feel like there's people who have empty garbage cans at homes or in offices and they just empty out the little garbage that accumulates each day into a bag.  I let it build up for a weeks so that's more crazy BUT I feel that I'm not TOTALLY alone in this.  I'm TOTALLY alone in many other respects BUT NOT THIS ONE.  Also POSSIBLY THIS ONE.  But also POSSIBLY NOT.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  I like Boxing Movies because it's like WE AS THE AUDIENCE are FIGHTING to be entertained.  Because generally boxing movies are boring.  WE'RE IN THE FIGHT OF OUR LIFE trying to derive pleasure from this mediocre film experience.  YEAH.  Hey let's get some Snapple going.  Lemon Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day..  The bumblebee bat weighs less than a penny.  GREAT.  NOW TELL ME WHAT THE HELL A BUMBLEBEE BAT IS.  You're burying the lead!  There's something called a Bumblebee Bat!  IS IT A BEE?  IS IT A BAT?  WE DON'T KNOW.  Just make that the fact!  Either way doesn't sound like it weighs that much at all.  What else is going on.  Last Lemon Iced Tea I had left over from last week.  This upcoming week GOING BACK to Lemon.  If only I could get half lemon/half raspberry each week.  Then my life would be exponentially better.  To the 1th power.  Something along those lines.
    Last paragraph of the act!  TOO MANY GAME CHANGERS in upcoming super market delivery.  Liquid Egg Whites.  Granola Bars.  Tea biscuits.  Frozen Healthy-ish Breakfast Sandwiches!  THE GAME STARTING ON FRIDAY WILL BE UNRECOGNIZABLE THAN WHAT THE GAME WAS BEFORE.  I'm past being excited and am just completely overwhelmed but in a good way.  I can't even think about it.  Just can't even begin to comprehend how I feel about it.  What else is going on.  I'm guessing the bumblebee bat is a bat.  If it was a bee then it wouldn't be crazy to weigh less than a penny.  A BAT though?  That sounds pretty low weight for a bat!  Must be a small bat.  What else is going on.  HOLY MOLEY I just googled Bumblebee bat and YOU GOTTA SEE THIS BAT.  Tiny little bat!  I WANT ONE.  Not really but I wanna be FRIENDS with one.  I don't wanna have to take care of it but just get to know it a little bit.  Have some fun.  Then move on with my lives.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.

That May Not Be Accurate

    Last act of the entry!  What a piece of shit.  You get what's promised.  Sheet I assume is presumed to mean Shit.  That's how it started!  At this point I consider it just sheet but the ORIGIN is that it was Shit.  Either way this entry is Shit and not Sheet.  Still crazy, though!  Anyway what else is going on.  I have a good feeling about Granola Bars.  I think in the past when they were just coming out with Presumable Health Bars Granola was the dominant form.  Everyone wanted some granola.  Now there's bars that specialize in Fiber and Protein.  Granola has been overlooked!  By me!  NOW IT'S TIME TO TRY OUT THE ORIGINAL.  Let's go for it.  ALSO it's made by the same company that makes my Cancer Mini Animal Crackers.  Which are delicious!  So that's exciting.  I am excited about new things from super market individually.  All New Things I can't comprehend.  Not even close!  Hey what's going on.  That's a good way to end a paragraph.  Hey What's Going On.
     Coffee time!  Coffee Patriotism Fact Of The Day Is... Nothing.  We've learned nothing from coffee.  Oh well that's life.  Ya learn nothing from most things.  And most things you learn things from turn out to be inaccurate things.  Rare you learn a thing that's a real thing!  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Gotta imagine my afternoon is gonna have a decent amount of Harry Potter in it.  Hopefully some of his friends and teachers, too.  If it was just Harry All The Time it'd be boring!  He never does anything interesting when he's alone.  Always just sitting around.  Maybe reading a book or something.  We can only assume.  They rarely go into that in the franchise but that's the impression I get.  Mostly just sitting around in his off time.  Hey we've all been there.  I get it!  What else is going on that I Get.
     Third paragraph of the last act!  Anyway.  Gonna bring down a solid TEN SHIRTS for my Mom to Launder today.  THAT'LL LAST ME A SOLID WEEK AND A HALF.  And the first few shirts I get my pick of the litter!  I get to be like hmm lots of good options here I'm gonna pick THE VERY BEST ONE for today.  Or save THE VERY BEST ONE for tomorrow.  Have a Middling One today.  It's called PREPARING FOR THE FUTURE get off my back about it.  That sort of thing.  Anyway what's going on and crap.  How carefully do I pick my 10 shirts to be Laundered.  I'm not gonna go through them 100% carefully and do a Draft and pick the top 10 shirts.  Just go through the 2 or 3 laundry piles I have and pick out Solid Options and go with that.  Got 2 laundry piles in my room and another laundry pile in the Bathroom Hamper where it should be.  So I'll pick out solid options and that'll be that.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Yeah!  I won't say what I'm having, but I think I'm gonna have a nice TWO FIFTEEN Lunch today.  Pretty reasonable time to eat lunch!  Pretty reasonable time to eat lunch SPECIFICALLY TODAY WITH HOW I'M FEELING HUNGERWISE AND WHAT THE MEAL WILL BE IS ALSO PART O THE EQUATION.  Hmm.  Can't get in the habit of doing that either.  The only thing worse than writing a lot about What You're Having For Lunch is writing a lot about When You're Having For Lunch.  Besides I just covered the main bullet points.  Want it to be a reasonable time society would approve of.  Want it to be a reasonable time for how hungry you are/will be.  Want it to be a reasonable time taking into account what the meal is along with the calculus of other meals of the day.  WE COVERED ALL THAT THIS PARAGRAPH SO WE SHALL NEVER GO INTO IT AGAIN.  Great!  Also this is just Singles Lunch.  You're having lunch with other people?  ENTIRELY different subject.  Not even close to the same considerations. 
     Last paragraph of the day!  Amazing.  Maybe some good episodes of DocuSeries about Morbidly, Morbidly Obese people today.  It can't hurt to dream.  Gotta imagine they show that all day roughly 2-4 times a week.  I LIKE THOSE ODDS.  Also the Doctor Nowzaradan who does weight loss surgery every episode and is now famous IS OVERWEIGHT HIMSELF.  Look he's not 400 pounds but he's got jowls and a big belly and WHAT HYPOCRISY.  And everyone just acts normally like THIS IS OKAY.  UGH.  I've had it UP TO HERE with things!  What else is going on that I can close up this entry with.  I also think he's too gloom and doom with these people.  They weigh 700 pounds and he's like well if you don't lose the weight you will die in a year or two.  THEY'VE MADE IT THIS FAR.  I SAY they can last another 20-30 years.  Hmm.  Anyway I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:49 P.M.

Monday, December 6, 2021 

These Things Happen All The Time

    Hey!  No binging this morning.  Off to a GREAT start to the day.  Totally regular healthy day!  Presumably.  Anyway got some Sprite going.  Ya'll know what that's like.  I feel like a Sprite is like a medieval legend type animal.  Like a fairy or goblin.  Better LTURQ.  YEP THEY ARE NAILED IT.  Well that's not interesting.  I said I thought something was A Fact and It Was.  Who cares!  The point is I guess Sprite The Soda Company has to pay royalties to Sprites The Mythical Creatures.  How would I like it if people named their products after ME?  I'd kind of like it!  All publicity is good publicity.  Not sure that's accurate.  Oh well that's life.  Anyway FAILED at shaving last night.  Oh well that's life.  HMM when I googled Sprite the Sprite Bottles with sugar are GREEN while the sprite bottles without sugar are WHITE.  I'm missing out on Green Soda.  Maybe I should try some Sugar Soda at some point.  Just as a reminder of what I'm missing out on.
     Wonderful.  I had a nightmare a night or two ago I was 90% into a walk and I realized I had no mask on.  Wasn't really a nightmare.  To be honest I kind of got a RUSH out of it.  HOLY CRAP I GOT AWAY WITH SOMETHING FUN.  That sort of thing.  But not completely!  Because I was still aware of the fact OH NO JUST MIGHT HAVE GOT THE COVID.  There's plusses and minuses to every dream situation.  The point is if you get Covid in a dream you get Covid in real life.  Anyway.  So far anything good in this entry?  I successfully knew what Sprites Were more or less.  Good for ME.  Useless for you.  But I'M a genius so that's good.  I assume Sprites' main enemies in fairy tales were Coca Cola Zeroes.  Hmm.  I think they're made by the same company in real life.  They'd be FRIENDS not enemies.  Maybe frenemies.  Fair enough!
     Watched about an hour more of The Beatles.  Almost done at this point.  Not looking forward to being done with it!  What a great complimentary way to augment my life This Doc Was.  Either way I bet at the end there's a title card that says THE BEATLES WILL RETURN IN... NEVER!!!  Just to drive that point home.  Anyway.  Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr can still team up and do stuff.  But they won't.  Because they're cruel hearted people who want to deprive us all of joy.  Also whenever it showed the writers of the song they were playing at the bottom I was like WHO THE HELL IS THIS STARKEY WHO KEEPS WRITING SONGS WITH THE BEATLES.  Took me until 85% into the documentary to realize that was Ringo Starr.  Spoiler alert.  Anyway also made some headway into Harry Potter II.  I'm IMPRESSED by how much the kids have grown in just one movie.  I knew they'd age over the franchise but I didn't know they'd age this quickly!  Must have been filmed during Springtimes.
     Sure.  I feel like ordering Egg Whites every day of the week.  Pair that with a smaller sweet for breakfast ALL THE TIME.  Maybe not 7 days of the week.  But I feel like a pop tart and 2-3 eggs worth of egg whites is a delicious and nutritious breakfast every other morning!  Wasting a lot of money probably though getting those egg whites.  I could make them myself.  DO SOMETHING?  IN THE MORNING??  I don't even wanna do stuff in the afternoon or evenings!  Don't even get me started on doing stuff in the morning!  Hmm.  Also what do I do with the rest of the egg.  Throw it out?  I guess.  What else is going on.  Also Egg Whites Separate But Equal Is There A Joke There?  My guess?  YEP.  There's a solid D+/C- joke there for anybody who wants to try to do the best they can with it.  I envy them.  D+/C- might be overselling it.  If you do the best possible joke you can with that material you can reach a solid D+/D++ I feel.  But I mean a SOLID D+/D++.
    I feel like foregoing that joke I SURPASS what would be accomplished by a D++.  So I'm coming out on top in this scenario is the point.  What about an Artificial Sweetener Separate But Equal joke.  Or maybe I can just move on with my life.  Anyway.  Looks like AHMICRON is much more transmissible but less severe?  Normally I'd be like hey great.  But I live with an IMMUNOCOMPROMISED person.  Something that's more transmissible but less severe is a NET NEGATIVE for us I feel.  GREAT JUST GREAT.  THINGS MIGHT EFFECT ME FOR THE WORSE.  WHY OH WHY.  Anyway.  Thinking about doing Secret Drinking for birthday.  Get 2 or 3 single shot bottles with quarters and hide 'em in my pocket!  Break 'em out on Birthday Evening.  EVERYBODY WINS.  I feel guilty and ashamed but that's the price of doing business!  Also having to not reveal drunkenness to parents might be a hassle but that's the price of doing business!  I'm gonna pour coffee now!  Doing business!  Not sure this entry has had ANY redeeming qualities so far.  BUSINESS.
     Amazing.  Gil Hodges was finally elected to the Baseball Hall Of Fame!  I believe his statement to the press was I'M DEAD WHAT DO I CARE LEAVE ME ALONE.  What else is going on.  Got another good stuff for late afternoon and evening.  More Beatles and more Harris Potter!  The question is what do I do with other parts of afternoon.  Off the top of my head SOME WALKINGS.  I thought new routine I would cut down from 7 to 6 walks.  And that IS necessary half the time.  But the other half of the time it's actually EASIER to take 7 walks than it was before!  FASCINATING.  What else is going on.  How much is a single shot bottle.  I forget.  2.99?  3.99?  1.99?  .99?  Probably something along those lines.  Wonderful.  LOOK maybe just be honest with my parents and get two beers.  I would ENJOY IT MORE without the SECRECY.  OR WOULD I.  Hmm.  Anyway the point is I don't care and I forget but mostly I don't care.
    NO GOOD ENTRY SO FAR.  Still time to turn it around.  Not even 1/3rd into the entry yet.  SO MUCH TIME to turn it around.  Anyway it's finally a Real Monday.  It's been mostly Sundays since Thanksgiving but I feel that's over with at this point.  IT'S MY BIG BIRTHDAY WEEK.  What kind of grown person celebrates their birthday.  SOME GUY WHOSE 7x A GROWN PERSON AS ME.  CAUSE I CELEBRATE MY BRITHDAY MULTIPLIED BY SEVEN APPARENTLY.  Alright!  Sounds like fun.  Look I'm celebrating myself from the privacy of my own home and not bothering others at all.  Leave me alone!  If that's how I choose to live my life that's my BUSINESS.  Cool.  What else is going on.  I like how Harry Potter is treated with more respect by his Regular People Family this film as opposed to the first one.  Gotta imagine by the end of the franchise they'll be all good chums.  Which is a word I'm being told.  Huh.
     Eighth paragraph!  Amazing!  I LIKE the dream where I take a walk without a mask.  It's like riding a roller coaster!  Sure 1 out of 10 times it crashes but that's why it's fun!  What else is going on.  Got ZOOM 10 minute maintenance therapy appointment on Thursday.  Great!  I can, "LIVE," with that!  I think it's great they had an MLB player lockdown on December 1st.  Look there's no games going on.  No players are clamoring to get into stadiums.  This is an EMPTY GESTURE.  Also I assume Lock Down just literally means they locked down the stadium.  And players specifically aren't allowed to come in.  Seems illegal.  You can't refuse someone entrance to your stadium just because of the color of their uniform.  Unless it's BLUE.  BLACK LIVES MATTER.  Blue means cops.  I wanna keep cops out of stadiums!  Unless they're there to crack down on the steps in the bleachers.  Then by all means check that out and report your concerns to your superior officers!
     Penultimate paragraph.  CRAPPY PARAGRAPH.  Crappy entry.  But we're not even halfway into it yet!  So much time to turn it around.  I think it's ironic that cops wear Blue when in actuality every other cop is a bad person.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Not sure what it means but that's writing for ya.  Harry Potter Writing has NAMES and TITLES where you're not sure what they mean but it sounds like something.  I write ENTIRE PARAGRAPHS where you're not sure what they mean and they DON'T sound like they mean something but somehow they actually might mean something by mistake!  GREAT WRITER.  Anyway is Billy Preston the fifth Beatle?  FOR NOW YES.  Maybe not over their entire career.  But for the purposes of this time period of 3 weeks YEP YOU COULD SAY THAT.  AMAZING.  That's the best job description you could have ever!  Being The Honorary Fifth Something!
     Wonderful.  LOOK I'll figure out decent stuff to do during the day.  Don't worry about me!  You probably weren't.  I was though.  This whole act in the back of my mind I've been worrying about what I'm gonna do during the day when I'm not walking.  THIS IS A NUT TO CRACK.  Most nuts are tough to crack.  For me at least.  Not a very good nut cracker!  Don't get much practice.  Don't eat a lot of nuts!  And don't crack nuts at all for other people to eat.  Let THEM take care of it!  LOOK if humans are having difficulty cracking nuts how are other animals doing it.  We've got opposable thumbs which are a big help.  None of them do!  THEY GOT SECRET OPPOSABLE THUMBS that's my guess.  More than two, too!  THEY'VE GOT SEVEN OR EIGHT.  Huh.  Also we have TOOLS.  That helps a lot on a nut by nut basis.  They have no tools.  Unless they're stealing our tools.  Hmm.  I'll be back in a little bit.

I Could Be The Only One Here

    Hello friends.  Didn't the title just imply I could be the only one here.  Yes but I choose to live my life with a lot of hypothetical and theoretical friends.  My body my choice!  I dunno I could get rid of a bunch of these imaginary friends.  Not doing me any good.  But we'll decide that on a imaginary friend-by-imaginary friend basis.  Anyway what else is going on.  Right now I have many options but I'm considering the best option is be like hey Parents I know you won't like it but I'm just gonna get 2 semi-large beers for the night.  Sorry!  That's It.  But I have DOZENS of options so we'll see how this shakes out!  OR I could get a coffee coollata from The Dunking Donuts.  That's the main other non-alcohol way to treat myself.  It's made out of sugar that's been infused with more sugar so that sounds like a great Birthday Treat.  WHAT A PARAGRAPH.  I AM GONNA HAVE A BIRTHDAY TREAT.  PEOPLE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF READING ABOUT THAT.
     It's a DIARY.  Now I remember what I'm thinking about doing.  If I don't write about it in my diary how the hell am I supposed to remember.  Use memory glands in my brain.  That sounds like a hassle!  A LOT easier to just write it.  Anyway let's check the Patriotims Day Of The Food Patriotism.  National Gazpacho Day.  WHAT THE HELL IS THIS COMMUNIST BULLSHIT.  They've infiltrated our National Food Days!  Website says Gazpacho comes from Spain.  Pretty sure it's Russia.  What am I thinking of.  Some other cold tomato soap.  Let's LTURQ.  Russia DOES make cold tomato soup.  But it's not Gazpacho.  And in Nazi Germany they have the Gestapo.  The point is I don't like ANY of this.  Spanish cold tomato soup, Russian Cold Tomato Soup, and Nazi Secret Police.  WHICH I HATE THE MOST.  Look tomato soup cold is very unpleasant but Nazi Secret Police is EASILY slightly worse.  Anyway what else is going on.  Is it possible we have a developing Secret Police in America?  Yep!  But so far they're so secret enough that we don't know about it.  WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF.  Also the non-secret police and other public authority agencies are doing a good job on their own being terrible.  WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF.
     I feel like Secret Police would want it to be an Open Secret.  They want people to Kinda Know what's going on and be scared of it, but those in charge just shrug their shoulders and are like I Dunno About That Nothin To See There.  Anyway what else is going on.  Gonna have a nice early lunch today.  I can, "Dig," it!  DIG INTO IT maybe.  Delicious.  Maybe as I continue my evolving diet and exercise regimen I start to make a conscious effort to eat slightly healthier food.  Not ALL OUT.  But maybe just on a week by week basis, 15-25% healthier choices.  Not just calorie-wise.  But HEALTH-wise.  I dunno sounds like a scam.  Who can say for sure that protein is good for you and carbohydrates are bad.  Scientists.  Yes but if scientists are so smart how come they're working for the betterment of mankind.  Seems kinda stupid to me!  Anyone whose in the business of helping people is  probably some kind of chump.  Dumb chump!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  Scientists maybe get paid a lot.  Depends on the science!  Hmm.  Also my body is under the impression that sugar and chocolate are the best things someone can eat.  I dunno if I wanna start messing with that formula!  It's gotten me this far.  What else is going on.  The point is YES that would be a good smart reasonable and possible thing to do.  Maybe not as high as 25% healthier diet.  But 10-15% wouldn't be too tough a target to hit.  Considering how already unhealthy my food choices are.  Hmm.  Great paragraph.  GOTTA EAT HEALTHIER.  HILARIOUS.  PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET A KICK OUT OF THIS RIFF.  What else.  I'm not sure which riffs I'm worse at-- website comedy riffs or music guitar riffs.  It's tough!  I'm pretty bad at both of them!  Is there a third kind of riff that I'm good at.  Let's LTURQ.  I'm not seeing any other definitions.  DAMNIT.  DOUBLE DAMN.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Think I'll bathe myself.  I had a Shower Circumstance yesterday and it's rare I'd do that twice in a row.  I got it out of my system for the next week or so!  What else is going on.  I dunno.  What's today again.  Monday Experience.  That's right.  It's all coming back to me.  I could watch The Harry Potter Experience all day.  Whose gonna stop me.  Why wait until evening.  Harry Potter Franchise could EASILY be a day time viewing.  Also is it a problem I'm not a fan of kids doing magic?  Will that impair my ability to enjoy these movies?  I hope not!  So far it's been okay.  I can stand it because I enjoy the films for OTHER reasons.  GOOD PRODUCTION VALUES.  Wonderful!  Anyway hey that'll do it for now.  I'll be back in a little bit!

Maybe That's Not A Bad Thing

    Hey!  Getting close to the end of the entry.  And what a wild ride it's been.  There's the parts you thought it was completely worthless.  There's the parts where you forgot it was completely worthless for a few sentences at a time.  That about covers it.  WOW TWO THINGS.  Amazing!  Gonna re-up with coffee after this paragraph.  Anyway.  That means I have to write most of a paragraph without coffee.  And not just WITHOUT coffee.  But WITH looking forward to coffee.  It's so close I can taste it!  And it makes writing about anything else impossible!  As evidenced by lo these last few sentences.  I think it's a scandal that Bens: The Deli With Several Locations has Turkey Leg on its menu but the 10 or 12 times I've tried to get it over the years they never have it.  I WANT A BIG OL TURKEY LEG.  Sure I'd have to eat a lot of skin and lots of bones but IT'S WORTH IT.  Hey I finished that paragraph with an INTERESTING non-coffee anecdote.  Probably said it 10 or 12 times on the website.  I WANT A TURKEY LEG FIT FOR A MEAL BUT IT'S NOT AVAILABLE TO ME EASILY.  That's Life that people can relate to!
     Bad News-- I'm not in the mood for Snapple this morning so we will learn nothing new from this entry.  Good News-- I added Vanilla Tea Biscuits to the Super Market order.  That's not Good News.  That's VERY GOOD NEWS.  Look once it takes place I'll be underenthused about it.  Tea Biscuits I've gotten once or twice before but not lately might be a relatively positive experience but not a game changer.  But right now?  FEELS LIKE A GAME CHANGER.  Also The Beatles are always drinking tea.  Haven't they heard the good news about coffee?  I feel like someone's gotta bring Coffee to Britain.  It's EMBARRASSING they drink tea all the time and they don't even realize how FOOLISH they look.  Ugh.  Also I wasn't gonna say anything but I suspect these sandwiches they're getting are crappy sandwiches!  Someone said something about marmalade.  I think it was John Lennon.  NOT ON BOARD WITH THAT AT ALL.  Sandwiches are supposed to be savory.  This isn't up for debate!
     Anyway.  Three more paragraphs.  The point is I tried the Starbucks Bathroom Code for a second night in a row after getting it the previous night AND IT STILL WORKED.  Looks like I hold all the cards now.  Huh.  I think it's AMAZING I haven't pissed my pants in several years.  Roughly 100 to 200 times have I been holding it in barely coming up to my front door.  Yet still I JUST make it every time.  Wonderful.  I truly lead a blessed life.  Praise God and all his best Godly friends who help him out and WAIT A SECOND why do I have to pee so bad in the first place all the time.  That's not good!  NOW I'M ANGRY.  It shouldn't be this big a deal that I have to contend with.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into whether I'm thankful or angry about this circumstance.  Maybe there's hidden benefits of having to pee all the time when I'm not toilet accessible.  Never thought about that.  Guess that's another thing to look into.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Means I get home no fuss no muss.  I'm not HANGING AROUND outside my home.  Which would be bad for some reason.  COVID.  Oh right.  Having to pee all the time KEEPS ME GETTING HOME QUICK AND SAFE.  Okay I figured out Secret Benefit.  Wonderful.  WAIT NO.  Having to pee means I sometimes have to Go Inside Places to use bathroom.  That's WORSE than just hanging around Outside for some bonus time.  GOD DAMNIT.  Look let's move on with your lives.  Anyway.  Got a NYTIMES e-mail where they say several headlines of the day and one of them was a generic A Terrible Catch 22 which I dunno what the article is actually about.  BUT it made me think of Future Pun in a few years when we have Covid-22!  So we got that pun to look forward to at least.  NOW WE PLAY THE WAITING GAME.
     Last paragraph of the day.  I don't believe it!  What else is going on.  Lunch in about an hour and a half.  Sounds fun.  I know what I'm having and everything!  Playing it a little close to the vest, though.  Can't go into it right now.  Can't even go into it in the future.  Gotta imagine if I'm refraining from talking about future meals I should also be avoiding talking about past meals.  EXCEPT FOR BREAKFASTS.  Breakfasts are the exception that proves the rule.  HOWEVER I like the British practice of holding cube of sugar between your teeth and drinking tea and then the sugar melts gradually for each sip.  Dunno if they still do that.  And I dunno exactly how widespread it was and/or is.  But either way I read that somewhere and it's delightful.  HEY the entry is over.  I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:47 P.M. 

Sunday, December 5, 2021 

These Are All Just Titles

    Hello friends.  I successfully didn't binge on anything after eating breakfast.  YES my breakfast was 1/3rd more than I wanted it to be.  Piece of Chocolate Babka that was obviously a bit too big!  But that's worth as much as roughly 10-15% of a binge so basically that rounds down to NO BINGE.  LOOKS LIKE I'M FIGURING THIS NEW ROUTINE OUT.  So I got that going for me.  Now all I have to do is write a new comedy routine.  I HAVE a comedy routine which means I CAN write a NEW one.  It was mostly about Starbucks per my recollections.  WOW WHAT ORIGINAL SOURCE MATERIAL.  It's not the source material it's the motion of the ocean!  Hmm.  Anyway.  Hopefully I get some good farts in today but nothing is guaranteed.  Figured out something I can do for the next week or so.  Watch all them Harris Potter movies!  I've only seen the first one in completion while paying attention.  And I just watched that again last night.  Good stuff!  Now I see it through AN ADULT'S eyes.
     Look are the names of things kind of good?  YES.  Names of people and organizations and nouns and verbs.  Each weird word SOUNDS like it means something relevant to what it is but then when you really think about the words they mean nothing.  VERY interesting.  For example Hufflepuff.  You might think you know what that means off the top of your head.  But you don't!  It actually means nothing!  Hmm.  Anyway.  Took a Beatles Break last night.  I'll... wait for it... GET BACK to it tonight.  Probably!  Beatles songs are great.  You think you know what they mean but they actually mean nothing!  All you need is love?  THOSE ARE JUST NONSENSE WORDS.  MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.  The point is YES we have to hand it to The British for naming fictional things well.  They have a grand tradition of it.  And I give them all the credit in the world.  Like Bitcoin.  That sort of credit.  Also if one person buys all the bitcoin I think he suddenly has buyer's remorse because it's like if no one else has it This Is Kind Of Worth Absolutely Nothing.  PER MY UNDERSTANDING of bitcoin.  Which is even lower than how much I understand Hufflepuff. 
     Today is FINALLY an actual Sunday.  And ya know what?  Kinda feels like a Monday.  Not an all-out Monday.  Of Sundays, though, today is a Monday-Sunday.  Yep.  That makes sense.  I'm following myself.  Also if Harry Potter is such a great wizard you think he'd cure his eyesight.  Why would a wizard need glasses.  FOR STYLE.  Fair enough.  Anyway so far I'm rooting for the protagonists in The Harry Potter Franchise.  Will I cross over and start rooting for Voldemort at some point?  I don't know!  I haven't seen most of these films at all so I don't know how persuasive he can be with his evilness.  Guess we'll just have to wait and see.  Also I HATE quidditch.  I don't care how little I understand it or how adequately I understand it.  (I mostly little understand it).  I HATE IT EITHER WAY.  TERRIBLE.
     I don't like games where there's multiple ways to win.  That bleeds over into real life.  Pick a way to win and go try to win!  Multiple ways to win is just mucking things up.  Also as far as I can tell you're NEVER allowed to use magic.  Everyone involved in magic is at School.  Kids learning magic and teachers and administrators who know magic.  There's no other professions that you're allowed to use magic at PER MY UNDERSTANDING based on watching 1/8th of the franchise.  So in the end what really is the point.  You could say that about ANYTHING in real life.  Look kids learn math at school and the teachers know math and teach it to them but OUTSIDE OF THAT nobody EVER gets to use math.  I guess that's a good point.  I withdraw my criticism!  It's True To Life!
    I don't like how Harry Potter became best friends with the first two people he met.  Take some time to meet more people before you decide your best friends!  Look into this Draco Malfoy kid he seems to be of the right sort.  Huh.  Then again if I met 2 people in real life who wanted to be friends I too would grab tight and never let go.  That opportunity doesn't just come along every day!  Anyway.  Never gonna get this Babka again.  Delicious but ya gotta eat too much!  If it was pre-sliced into slices that I want to eat Caloriewise I'd be FINE with that.  But if I'm cutting it myself I'm always gonna cut too big a piece.  That's just how I roll!  Hmm.  Great.  BESIDES with Chocolate Babka as a breakfast for a week it means I'd be dumb to get chocolate chip pancakes for regular meals and/or bleeding into breakfasts.  And I LIKE chocolate chip pancakes.  Let's drop the Babka and pick up back where we left off with the pancakes!  Coffee time.
     Hey!  Was just talking to my Dad and apparently the house alarm went off last night at around 5 AM and the power went off and it was a huge thing.  And I slept through it!  And I had a mini-conversation with my Dad at the time saying I knew what happened and I was okay and whatnot.  And I don't remember that!  The point is Hmm good thing I'm blocking out these troubling memories.  Who wants to remember an alarm going off.  It's unpleasant!  Anyway we'll get to the bottom of that at some point.  There was no break in or anything.  Seems to have been a mistake.  COOL.  Got coffee going on.  WARM.  Alright let's check out the National Day of The Patriotism Food Day.  National Repeal Day and National Sacher-Torte Day.  WOW.  Two things I have no idea what they are.   REPEAL sounds interesting.  Let's look into that first.  Also because I said it first.  Oh.  The repeal of the amendment that banned alcohol.  So its a Celebrate Drinking day.  Sure why not.
     Sacher-Torte day.  What's THAT about.  Some sort of delicious cake.  Presumably.  They say it's pretty much cake but some might consider it distinct.  And that's all I care to find out!  Let's quit while we're ahead.  Cake.  AMAZING.  What else is going on.  Not a fan of how I'm having mini-conversations and not remembering them.  WHAT ELSE have I been saying that I don't know about.  Could be anything.  Also Pancakes are MUCH healthier to eat for breakfast than just cakes.  They were made in A PAN.  BIG DIFFERENCE.  Also let's be honest there's no way pancakes are the same thing as cake but made in a pan.  Less sweet.  What else is going on.  I DID notice oven clock flashing the wrong time before talking to my Dad this morning.  Now I know why!  So that settles the mystery of the Blinking... Wrong... Clock.  Wonderful.
    Anyway.  Got the last of three Get Back Parts of documentary left.  I think about 2.5 hours.  Split that up into 2 viewings.  One per day.  Sounds about right.  Also Harry Potter-- once a day?  Last me an entire week THANKS A LOT.  Also a bunch of Marvel TV Mini Series I could watch.  So I got some ideas for TV for the short/intermediate-term-future.  WOW Looks like I got life all figured out.  Well, YEAH!  For the short/intermediate-term-future at least.  We're talking TWO OR THREE WEEKS.  Sounds good to me!  What else is going on.  Not hungry at all.  Apparently if I get over the hump of not eating directly after breakfast then I can settle into a place where I'm very comfortable!  Based on ONE DAY.  Today.  If we're gonna base things on a day TODAY is presumably usually the best day to pick!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  What other British things should I be watching.  Not sure there are other British things.  This might be it.  Harry Potter and The Beatles.  Well I'm sure there are other things but this probably is the main crux of British culture of the last 100 years.  Crux doesn't sound like a real word.  And if it IS a real word it's one of those real words that doesn't sound right actually being used in any context.  Let alone this one!  Hmm.  Looked it up online.  IS a real word.  Is PRETTY CLOSE to being appropriately used this paragraph.  Looks like I'm halfway there to using words more or less accurately!  GREAT WRITER.  Ended up saving entire 2nd cup of coffee for late afternoon yesterday.  I liked it!  Not so much that I'll do it every day.  But I can see enjoying doing that every now and then!
    GREAT WRITER.  What else is going on.  HMM it appears to be 8 degrees warmer than it was an hour ago.  GREAT.  I get to wear a different jacket!  Anyway finally wore my new Hat-Type-Enterprise yesterday.  Was okay!  Comfortable!  I think it sticks out upward more than I'm comfortable with BUT I didn't look at it in the mirror for some reason yet.  SEEMED like it would by looking at the hat but I really should consult a mirror while wearing it.  Sounds about right.  Anyway.  STUPID HARRY POTTER.  THINKS HE'S SO GREAT.  ME AND DRACO WILL SHOW HIM WHAT'S WHAT.  Anyway.  I was so easy to corrupt that Voldemort didn't even corrupt me, but just some dumb jerk kid.  LOOK I'm easy to corrupt get off my back about it.  LOOK I'm not being corrupted that easily.  It was A JOKE.  HAVE FAITH IN ME PLEASE.  Hmm.  I'll be back in a bit.

I Can See How You Might Feel That Way

    Hey!  Got last 40% of first cup of coffee left.  Looks like I ain't Savin' SHIT for later.  Finishing this coffee with this Act and having other coffee with next act.  What if I save SOME of the second cup of coffee.  WHAT IFS that's all you got.  HOW ABOUTS and WHAT IFS.  Useless to me!  Anyway what else is going on.  So far I've been uncomfortable eating lunches and dinners as early as I laid out.  Been doing then halfway between when I laid out and when I'm used to doing it.  Maybe that routine works!  Maybe it turns out to be a misstep.  Only time will tell.  Anyway hey today is a Real Sunday.  I think that means I'm shaving tonight!  Get back in the groove of doing it every week.  Ya know, that groove I had going on for 2 consecutive weeks?  Let's see how groovy I can get it going this time around.
    My birthday is a week from today.  In lieu of gifts, continue to not read this website and have no idea this sentence even exists.  Yep makes sense.  HEY I was really desperate to use the bathroom last night in evening walk so I went in Starbucks and ASKED BARISTA code to bathroom.  49196.  Totally not unpleasant experience!  It was a guy I recognized from Years Past when I would go in there.  Maybe he recognized me, maybe he didn't!  Didn't make a big deal about it either way.  But the point is I assume that's the code all the time.  This isn't he nuclear football where they need to change the code every 15 minutes.  But maybe they do anyway.  Just for fun.  Makes em feel like big important people.  Making it harder for people to use the bathroom.  What hypothetical jerks!  Also I have no problem sharing the code with you today right now.  I'm like Robin Hood!  Steal bathroom access from the rich (Coffee Shop) and make them accessible to the poor (You.)
    In my mind I was thinking they might be like well ya gotta order something if you wanna know and I'd be like I HAVE NOTHING ON ME.  I'LL COME BACK TOMORROW AND BUY SOMETHING I SWEAR.  And then if that works I may or may not have came back the next day.  I didn't think that far ahead in this scenario.  Either way.  Two ideas I had for birthday.  Donut/coffee AND/OR 2-3 beers.  I CAN DO BOTH.  Donut coffee in the morning.  Beers in the evening!  Whose gonna stop me!  My parents can stop me from guilt tripping me.  They're very effective with that weapon!  Not as effective as they'd like but they wield it with SOME power I feel.  What else is going on how I feel.  Harry Potter'll probably be mid-late afternoon.  Beatles in evening.  MAYBE more Harry Potter in evening before and/or after Beatles.  Now all I need to figure out is early-mid afternoon.  Right now I'm thinking Watching Docuseries about Very Obese people.  Can't go wrong with that!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  The point is I'm learning and aiming for is If I Do My Meals Right timewise and composition-wise, I don't really need to snack that much between them!  Only real snack I'm really considering on a daily basis is 1 or 2 things after dinner.  I need to end the day on A HIGH NOTE.  By which I mean SOME SORT OF LOW CALORIE FUDGE POP LET'S SAY.  AND/OR PLUS A TOOTSIE POP.  LET'S GO CRAZY.  OR EVEN MORE LET'S BE HONEST.  I can have a decent sized snack or two after dinner depending on how I feel!  WONDERFUL LET'S TALK MORE ABOUT IT.  WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT IT ENOUGH AT ALL.  Sounds fair.  LOOK most of the paragraphs today WEREN'T about it.  I just feel like Everything Has Been About It because it has been this single paragraph.  I can't remember anything before the current paragraph ever!  I'm not some sort of Memory Guy Genius!
    Last paragraph before Shower Circumstance.  Delicious!  I think Marvel MiniSeries lost me when there's one that's like a 50's sitcom about the robot?  I may have only 15% of the details on that show right AT MOST but that's the impression I got.  I guess I gotta look into that one.  I like Chocolate Babka.  Hey this one piece I just forked off is mostly plain cake.  And this next piece is mostly chocolate cake.  WHAT A VARIETY OD FLAVORS MY PALATE IS BEING OVERLOADED IN A RELATIVELY GOOD WAY.  Also nice Kinda Flaky Cake.  Works for me!  What else is going on.  LOOK I think there's like 4 or 5 Marvel Miniseries and I'd have to do A LOT of HEAVY RESEARCH figuring out what order to watch them in.  I'm gonna watch them in the order they were released.  That's where my mind is at.  Already watched half of The Falcon Meets The Winter Soldier And They Become Fast Friends.  It was OKAY!  I enjoyed it!  Just lost track at some point.  Anyway I'll be back in a bit.

That Makes Me Think Of Something Else

    Hey!  Took a real shower circumstance.  No bathing today!  Gotta stand up for 6 minutes.  Anyway.  Coffee coming up after this paragraph.  Possibly paired with a Raspberry Patriotism Iced Tea.  Anyway we're gettin' into December!  I'm not saying we're in the middle yet.  I'm not MAD.  But if we're in the beginning we're SOLIDLY into the beginning.  Also maybe I AM MAD ENOUGH to say ya know what?  December 8th or 9th?  START OF THE MIDDLE.  I'm crazy we all know this.  This is one example that illustrates my mental illness.  Cool.  I wonder what happens in future Harry Potter movies.  More SPELLS I'm guessing.  Maybe some SUSPICIOUS people.  But also some LIGHT HEARTED people.  Also MYSTERIES.  I dunno if I'm on board with this  franchise now that I think about it.  NONE of that sounds appealing to me.  Spells, people, mysteries...  COUNT ME OUT.  Then again they're well made films so they got that going for them.  COFFEE TIME.
     Raspberry Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day... All scorpions glow.  Got that one before.  I think one that I didn't share with you.  Keepin' that info pretty close to the vest.  Don't want the wrong people to find that out.  Then again I just crazysheeted it for everyone to see.  Oh well.  Why are The Wrong People here at my website.  I never explicitly set up a way to stop them.  Oh okay.  Anyway I also have coffee but there's no Facts to go along with that.  Other than coffee is delicious!  Even with half the amount of cream I've indulged in for years.  Let's end this entry on a good note.  A 3.5 paragraphs good note.  Hmm that's a long time to sustain ANY note let alone a good one.  Probably easy to sustain a bad note.  Just don't think about it and do it.  GOOD is harder!  Hmm.
     Yeah!  Still have 1-2 Lemon Iced Teas from the week before.  Saving those for a special occasion.  One that will happen this week.  If I re-up with lemon next time then I blew my chance to have them As Special!  I think in Harry Potter they really lean into hey this is fun we're all friends having fun and not enough into JESUS THIS SCHOOL IS HARD WE GOTTA STUDY ALL THE TIME WHATTA GRIND.  Which is how Wizard Boarding School would be like IN REAL LIFE.  Maybe in future movies in franchise they have to start working hard with their studies.  Makes sense.  Anyway.  Lotta movies on Shutter: The Screaming Service I can watch.  That'd be a good routine for mid-afternoon.  We got Harry Potters --> Marvels in late afternoon and/or evening.  Early/Mid Afternoons could be catching up on Crappy Horror Movies!  I've ACCUMULATED a lot by not watching them in the last month or three!  AMAZING.
     Penultimate paragraph.  HEY 2-3 weeks almost gets us to The New Years.  PERFECT.  Not sure why.  It's totally arbitrary.  YOU BET IT IS.  Totally arbitrary!  Wonderful!  I may be imagining Arbitrary means the wrong thing that it isn't.  Oh well you can't argue with a feeling.  Also are scorpions glowing all the time.  Or only sometimes.  When they feel like it.  My guess is all the time.  Wonderful.  Lunch is creeping up.  Delicious!  I totally didn't have to eat 4 Fiber One Treats or anything!  THEN AGAIN it's never too late to chase your dreams.  Hmm.  I don't wanna chase my dreams.  I want my dreams to COME TO ME.  Why should I have to put in the work to get up close with my dreams.  This is THEIR problem not mine.  YEAH.  That's how it worked for Harry Potter.  He never applied to wizard school.  Never had to work on a GPA or do SAT Prep or extracurriculars.  He's just living his life and one day they're like HEY YOU'RE IN.  ALSO FULL RIDE SCHOLARSHIP.  ALSO HERE'S SOME MONEY YOU GOT COMIN' TO YA.  Basically that's what I want AND FEEL ENTITLED to happen to me.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Wonderful.  Kinda enjoyed the Mid-day coffee yesterday.  It was Pretty Good!  But it didn't blow me away or anything.  Such is life.  Also one of the first scenes of Harry Potter's pre-Wizard life is him making breakfast for the family.  Like that's a bad thing.  I SEE WHAT HE'S COOKING.  Bacon.  HE'S GONNA GET SOME OF THAT BACON.  Maybe not as big a portion as his gluttonous cousin.  But gotta imagine he'll get one or 2 strips.  SO BASICALLY IT'S NOT ALL THAT BAD AT ALL.  He's cooking HE'S IN CHARGE of how much to make.  He could be making secret bacon that's even MORE than his cousin is getting.  Anyway what else is going on.  I haven't had bacon in a while.  Not even turkey bacon.  Hmm.  Maybe when I start having Frozen Breakfast Sandwiches there's a brand with turkey bacon.  Seems VERY reasonable and likely.  HEY THAT'S LIFE FOR TODAY.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-1:06 P.M.

Saturday, December 4, 2021 

Now I'm Going To Write Something New

    Hey.  Had a delicious piece of Chocolate Babka for breakfast.  Then I had a 1/4-1/3rd of a binge on Fiber One products again!  I'm starting to think I'm not that hungry after breakfast but that my body is craving Fiber for some reason!  Either way gonna have a turkey sandwich NO SIDES for lunch and that'll even that out.  MAYBE EVEN A SMALL SIDE.  It was only 30% of a binge NOT A HUGE DEAL.  Either way gotta be the fiber I'm craving.  My body knows what it wants and it wants to fart all day.  Even I know that.  I know it internally and physiologically AND I know it logically and consciously.  Wonderful.  Anyway does my stomach hurt now?  SURE IT DOES.  Get off my back about it.  Anyway maybe this is ALSO a sign my body wants me to start talking about meals again.  It tricked me into saying what I'm having for lunch already!  NO I WILL NOT GO DOWN THAT ROAD.  Anyway.  Went to take my first walk today?  Squirrel sitting there right outside my door.  Look I see squirrels a lot but this squirrel was WAITING FOR ME.  Don't like it.
     Anyway.  Watched some more of Them Beatles last night.  Wonderful!  I get the feeling this group is going places.  The point is I feel like we should watch the exact same documentary set-up but with other bands and it's available every week.  I don't see why they wouldn't do that.  It'd be ENTERTAINING and PRODUCTIVE.  It's productive because you're like oh so that's how other people do stuff.  Great.  My life is better now. Anyway.  Gotta imagine my stomach will go straight from hurting into being hungry.  Stomach Gotta Feel Something.  No downtime for stomach.  Either it's hurting or it's hungry!  RIGHT NOW the thought of it being hungry MAKES IT HURT MORE.  Which is good.  As long as it hurts I'm not hungry.  As long as I'm not hungry I'm not hungry!  Makes sense.  That's a great new idea for people to lose weight.  Just give 'em stuff that makes their stomach hurt.  Not gonna wanna eat then!  ALSO I GET ROYALTIES EVERY TIME SOMEONE'S STOMACH HURTS NOW.  Anyway.  At this rate I may never want to eat again!  That's not good either.
    Anyway did Sandwiches make another appearance in Beatles Documentary and did John Lennon talk about them a little bit?  YOU BET THEY DID AND YOU BET HE DID.  What else is going on.  Today is the first day in a while that it's not Sunday.  Today is Saturday.  Looking forward to a Sunday tomorrow, though!  The point is I binged on all my Fiber Products so if my body wants Fiber after the next few days it's just gonna have to toughen up and survive without it.  Hmm.  Gotta be fiber in other Food Products I Have.  Gonna go on a Fiber Hunt through my Pantries.  Never used the word pantry/pantries before in my life.  I don't like it!  I don't think I'll ever use the words again!  Maybe turkey has fiber.  I wouldn't put it past turkey to have fiber.  Probably should save the turkey for another day then.  Nah I ain't gonna do that.  Fair enough.  Fair... enough.  DINNER'LL BE 1/3rd of Steak & Stuffed Mushroom Dinner.  I SNUCK IT IN.  NOW YOU KNOW ALL MEALS TODAY.  OH NO THE SKY IS FALLING.
     My dad saw there was a Batman show on TV that pre-dated the Adam West version.  Which he never knew about.  See you learn something new every day even at 73.  My Dad is 73 right.  Yep checks out.  I have hopes that eating Frozen Health Breakfast Sandwiches for breakfast may be the silver bullet that makes me not hungry after eating breakfast.  It's got EGG.  EGG is a SUPER FOOD.  Presumably.  Sounds like I might have heard something to that effect before.  It's a silver bullet because me eating after breakfast is a Werewolf.  Worse than a werewolf!  A werewolf who is also a vampire!  OH NO THEY GOTCHA COMING AND GOING.  Anyway.  I hope Baseball Lockdown ends soon because I was moderately entertained by Free Agency Signings!  8 or so of them were for big money!  It's like watching a game show and seeing people win!  Not a lot of people losing.  Not so many signing top players for 300 thousand dollars and the player just shrugs and is like well I got unlucky what can ya do.
     What else is going on.  I wonder if they're making Secret Signings.  Teams talking to players ON THE DARK WEB and making HIDDEN AGREEMENTS to be announced later.  Oh no I'm scared.  Dark Web.  Run away.  I feel like if I was born 15 years later I'd casually explore the dark web just a little bit and then someone for real on the dark web will hack me and ruin my life.  I don't know why but that just seems like the kind of thing that might transpire if I were born 10 years later.  Anyway.  When I was a kid we were on The AOL.  No Dark Web on the America OnLine.  AOL WOULDN'T STAND FOR IT.  Maybe at this point all that's left of AOL ISIS The Dark Web.  That's how you get to the Dark Web.  Just go on AOL and whatever that is, that's the dark web.  Hmm.  Gonna have to Not Look Into That.  Even by saying Dark Web 5 times in one paragraph might summon someone from the dark web to hack me and ruin my life!  Oh well too late now.  I think I've made that point about the dark web before.  Can't talk about it or less it'll appear in your mirror and slit your throat.  I LIKE TESTING FATE.  I'LL TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN UNTIL IT HAPPENS.
    I'm gonna pour myself coffee now.  Probably will be bad for my Already Hurting Stomach.  Might be GOOD for it.  Probably not but let's roll the dice!  Anyway Raspberry Patriotism Fact Of The Day-- Children Grow Faster During Springtime.  Hmm.  Maybe I never was alive during springtime.  Now the pieces are all starting to come together!  The point is NEW FACT and That Can't Be Bad.  Also it's interesting because NATURE grows during springtime.  Most of nature.  Kids Are Nature is the point they're trying to make I guess.  Anyway Day Food National Day Of The Day Patriotism Day-- Cabernet Franc Day and National Cookie Day.  First thing I'm guessing is wine?  YEP.  Second thing I'm guessing is National Cookies?  YEP.  Well I wonder if I'm on board with National Cookie day Oh Right YEP OF COURSE I AM.  But what is OUR National Cookie.  Hmm.  Chocolate Chip?  Why not.
     Another paragraph down!  The point is I'm looking forward to taking a walk.  I don't know why I think this, but I feel like my stomach will hurt less while it's getting exercise by me walking.  Sort of take its mind of Hurting.  Hmm.  The point is I can't remember ever having a glass of wine and enjoying it.  Probably had a glass of wine on maybe a dozen occasions in my life.  NEVER a positive experience.  Tolerable sometimes.  Never GOOD.  Oh well I'm not gonna whine about it.  Wait Yes I Am.  I just did.  Maybe I won't AGAIN.  It could all be out of my system now.  We'll have to wait and see.  It's possible my feelings about wine stem from Jewish Wine.  I feel like a lot of the time I've drank wine it was Ceremonial Jewish Wine which possibly isn't supposed to taste good.  Oh well what can ya do.  Move on with your life!
     What wine goes with Beatles Sandwiches.  Anyway.  Gotta imagine that'll be one concrete effect of Popular Beatles Documentary.  People are gonna want those sandwiches they saw in the documentary!  What else is going on.  Well I gotta eat more Chocolate Babka for breakfast several more times at least.  I gotta whole loaf!  Which is okay.  It's delicious and it SEEMS filling at the time.  I can live with finishing that!  Hopefully my Dad'll help me make a dent in it.  He likes to eat food and this solidly is food.  What else is going on.  Eighth paragraph!  TERRIBLE entry so far.  NOTHING good in it.  Practical Joke!  I GOTCHA.  Titles are okay I feel.  WELL THAT'S HALFWAY THERE TO A GOOD ENTRY I GUESS.  WELL DONE, ME.  What else is going on.  I don't like wine.  That's a fun story.  People will remember it for years to come.
     Anyway.  Ringo Starr is a great drummer.  These other jerks come into the studio with songs and he just somehow FUCKIN DRUMS ALONG WITH THESE NEW SONGS.  How does he do it?  And why does he get so little credit?  I couldn't do that.  9 out of 10 people you see on the street couldn't do that!  It's VERY impressive.  Also 10 out of 10 people you DON'T see on the street couldn't do that.  For some reason if they're on the street there's a chance they could do that but if they never go out on the street there's NO chance.  Hmm.  Interesting.  How's Omicron going.  Still causin' a ruckus I bet.  Oh that Omicron.  WILL IT EVER LEARN.  I hope not.  If Omicron is Learning then that's probably VERY BAD for us.  Uh oh disease has gained consciousness now we're really in trouble.
     Wonderful.  What else is going on.  UNLESS it learns humility and kindheartedness.  Hmm now that I'm learning, Me, Omicron, I don't WANT to hurt people.  I'M A NICE GUY DISEASE.  That's possibly a BEST CASE SCENARIO we could hope for overall!  What else is going on.  I think I'm gonna start pronouncing Omicron differently in my head.  I've been doing it as Oh-Mih-kron.  Think I'm gonna mix it up and think AHM-Ih-Chron.  Sounds fun.  I must have heard it 80 times in the last week because my parents ARE watching Cable News all the time.  I just don't REMEMBER.  Probably been saying Ohm-Ih-kron and that's where I got it from originally.  Probably but NOT DEFINITELY.  Ugh.  I think it's interesting that they started 24/7 news channels a few decades ago and at this point there's probably less news on these channels a day than there was on a standard channel which had 30 minutes of news a night several decades ago.  GREAT PHRASING OF LOGIC.  TOTALLY EASY TO FOLLOW.  Well I know what I'm talking about at least.  And that's what counts.  Possibly.  Probably not.  Anyway I'm gonna take a walk now.

Also What's Your Problem

    Hey.  My stomach doesn't hurt and I'm not hungry!  It's a Non-Sunday Get Back Miracle.  The point is what else is going on.  Dunno what I'm gonna do today.  Probably aim to watch about half of last third of Them Beatles Got Back at some point in the even-ning.  That leaves the day wide open!  HMM this is a tough one.  How do I feel about possibly playing Video Games.  I'M INTRIGUED TELL ME MORE.  Well there's the World War II game and the Guitar Game.  YA LOST ME NOT INTRIGUED ANYMORE.  Oh Okay.  Hmm.  WHEN WILL PLAYERS START SIGNING CONTRACTS AGAIN.  I need my fix. 40 Million Dollar Contracts and up, please!  Doesn't matter how many years.  If the total contract is 40+ million I'M INTRIGUED.  What else is going on.  Are they allowed to sign Managers during Lockdown.  Mets need a manager.  Hmm.  What a productive paragraph.  That's totally one less paragraph I have to write.  And one less paragraph you have to read Now.
     Anyway.  Am I SURE today isn't Sunday.  Sunday Vibes are JUST starting to kick in for me.  Hmm.  Child's Play TV Series Season I is over.  I enjoyed it!  I liked the parts where stuff happened.  I don't remember all the details.  But I definitely remember stuff happening now and again and being INTRIGUED by it.  Also I was too gullible.  Chucky tricked me!  First couple of episodes he's pretending to be this kid's friend and I was like HEY CHUCKY IS A NICE GUY HE HAD BAD IDEAS ABOUT HOW TO LIVE LIFE BUT HE WANTS TO HELP THIS KID.  Turns out I was wrong!  That's THE LAST TIME I trust Chucky: The Killer Doll.  Hopefully.  Let's be honest he'll probably trick me again.  AND AGAIN.  The rest of my life will just be Being Tricked Into Trusting Chucky: The Killer Doll every 3-5 years.  Sounds fun sign me up for THAT life.
     Doesn't matter if I consciously sign up for that life or not.  It's what WILL happen.  Oh well such is life.  Look gotta look at the bright side of things.  Chocolate Babka was great!  I'll give it another shot tomorrow.  I think I overate it by a little bit compared to what I was aiming for but not too far off.  Does everyone know what Babka is.  It's cake!  Kind of Bread-Cake.  In my experience it's 80-85% cake and the rest % bread.  DELICIOUS.  Also Chocolate is Chocolate.  Does everyone know what Chocolate is.  It's chocolate!  Hmm.  How come Covid can't be Chocolate.  If chocolate was spreading uncontrollably across the world nobody would be upset about that.  It'd be a solidly POSITIVE thing.  Oh well that's life ya win some ya lose some.  Did I make the joke that Andy Serkis is playing all the Beatles yet.  Probably.  If not There Ya Go.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  Normally I'm on board with getting deep into the entry.  Not today!  I know it's a bad entry so every paragraph closer to the end is a paragraph closer to the entry getting to YOU and you reading it and being like THIS STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN and then who knows what happens next.  ALSO I dunno whatta do with the rest of the day.  Sure I'll figure out SOMETHING but I'm not happy about it!  Anyway.  I think it's great that at first The Beatles all looked exactly like each other but by the time we see them in this documentary they all look very extremely unique compared to one another.  That's PROGRESS.  Well done lads.  Anyway.  Looking forward to economical Turkey Sandwich Lunch.  REASONABLE.  COMPACT.  HEALTHY.  Gonna be a good one.  LOOK tomorrow I'll start a new streak of not saying what I'm having for lunches and dinners.  I SWEAR.  I CAN DO BETTER.  I MUST DO BETTER.  What else is going on.
     Huh.  Maybe write a second entry in a few hours.  That solves several problems at once.  But creates one big problem.  The problem of Me Having To Do That.  Not gonna happen.  I guess I can wait 2 years for the next Expendables Major Motion Picture to come out.  The count down begins NOW.  Huh.  The point is I'm trying to get into a new easy healthy routine and today's 30% binge isn't helping!  I'll end up no worse for wear on the day but it made things more difficult to get through.  DAMN BODY.  ALWAYS WITH THE FIBER SUGAR.  Needs the fiber and it needs the sugar.  Whatta dumb body I got.  Just BE HEALTHY.  How hard is that.  WANT HEALTHY THINGS and NOT unhealthy things.  You IDIOT.  Fiber is healthy.  Yeah but SHUT UP.  JUST BE HAPPY WITH THE FIBER YOU'RE GETTING.  It's more than the average person!
     Bonus paragraph right now.  Can't take a bath yet.  Dad is in hallway changing Air Filters on the ceiling.  That prevents me from getting to bathroom!  Also I'm in the groove now!  Can't interrupt this!  I think it's odd there's a Major League Baseball Player Lock Down BUT they're still doing Hall Of Fame Votes and Ballots.  HOW CONVENIENT.  When it comes to the players Oh You Gotta Be Shut Down but when it comes to YOUR PRECIOUS HALL OF FAME SELECTIONS oh everything's FINE?  C'mon!  Was this paragraph really necessary?  So far?  NO.  Anyway.  This paragraph's main premise so far is a pretty good distillation of everything that's wrong with this website.  Just really sums it up pretty well.  So that's good.  Also I'm not convinced we should elect ANYONE to the Hall Of Fame.  Not sure where I thought I was going with that.  Can't come up with Any Sentence 2 for whatever I thought that was gonna turn into.  Hey great.  I'll be back in a little bit.

I Can't Believe You're Reading This

    Maybe make this act 6 paragraphs for Symmetry's Sake.  Maybe not!  We'll have to wait and see.  What else is going on.  The Beatles Documentary has illustrated why I can never be in a band.  BEST CASE SCENARIO I go into practice session #1 with 3 riffs and 6 chord progressions I've got on my mind.  Best Case Scenario.  And then NOTHING ELSE.  I can't work with other people's ideas.  I can' progress on my own.  I GOT THESE GENERIC THINGS.  NOW LET'S MAKE SOME COMMUNAL SONGS.  Also I knew I couldn't be in a band beforehand but now it's a sure thing!  I see exactly what I would need to be able to do for sure!  Can't do it!  Not even close!  UNTIL I MASTER ROCKSMITH: THE VIDEO GAME.  Anyway great what else.  Still have a quarter of first cup of coffee.  Debating whether to make that last the last act and have 2nd cup in a few hours as a late afternoon treat.  Or just finish this cup and next cup over the next few paragraphs.  What a wonderful world.
     Anyway.  Not 100% sure how Michael Jackson ended up owning the Beatles catalogue.  Why don't the Beatles own it?  Presumably they had enough self interest to know it'd be valuable to own their own songs.  I'm sure there's good reasons but I don't know what they are.  There's good reasons for everything.  Everything that has ever happened and will happen is predicated on REASONS.  Real World Reasons.  Good reasons!  I dunno some reasons are bad.  Maybe Paul McCartney was like DUHHHH HERE'S THE RIGHTS TO OUR SONGS FOR A LOLLIPOP DUHHHH.  But that's STILL a good reason.  The good reason that happened is Paul McCartney appears to be mentally impaired and REALLY is desperate for a lollipop.  What else is going on.  Good name for a kid.  McCartney.  Gonna have to remember that one.  It's as good as roughly 200 other names off the top of my head.  Damn now I have to remember TWO HUNDRED NAMES?  This is gonna take all my brain power.  And FOR WHAT.
     What else is going on.  I have been succeeding at using half the amount of cream for coffee and enjoying it just about the same.  So that's one Good Thing Going On In Life.  Hmm.  One good thing.  That makes it all worth it!  NO IT DOESN'T.  NOT EVEN CLOSE.  Oh well what can ya do.  I DUNNO SUICIDE COMES TO MIND.  What else is going on.  A bit more Farty today than normal but not as much as a few days ago.  Great.  LOOK I'm on board with a nice medium-small lunch like a turkey sandwich and maybe a smallish cookie.  But my body shouldn't need to 30% binge beforehand to trick myself into doing it.  I should be able to go into things excited about an economical lunch!  Oh well what can ya do.  Body is smarter than you.  If your body wants to trick you your body is gonna trick you.  Anyway.  Time to heat up coffee I have.
    HMM this coffee is delicious.  Also this coffee ain't no 1/4th of a standard cup!  It's 1/5th!  I think I'll have 2nd cup after this paragraph.  Maybe have HALF OF IT with entry and other half in a few hours.  Nice compromise!  Didn't see THAT great logic coming DID YOU BODY.  Why is my body just my enemy now.  Hmm.  We should team up.  ME & MY BODY?  TOGETHER?  WE'D BE INSTOPPABLE.  Anyway this is already the fourth paragraph of the act.  I can live with that I guess.  Sure.  LOOK I know Chucky was trying to get this kid to kill people too but I thought it was out of LOVE and FRIENDSHIP and RESPECT.  Chucky likes killing people so he'd want his new friend to share in these positive experiences, why not.  Anyway.  Let's get Andy Serkis playing Chucky.  I don't see how it could HURT.  It can only HELP.
     Fifth paragraph.  Doesn't make sense to start a new cup of coffee just for two paragraphs.  Save that as a Bonus Treat for late afternoon!  Amazing.  I don't find Child's Play Franchise believable.  Why would people get off on killing people so much.  That hasn't been my experience.  I've met dozens of people throughout my life and most of them have shown NO signs of possibly secretly enjoying killing people.  Doesn't ring true.  What else is going on.  SEE I already got lunch coming up in an hour or two.  What fun.  That's the kinda days I got in store! But without the stress of doing a 30% binge after breakfast and having to accommodate for that presumably!  Ya wake up.  Before ya know it you're having breakfast.  Next thing you know you're writing entry.  Then pretty soon you're already having lunch!  AMAZING.  WHY IS LIFE SO GREAT POTENTIALLY.  DOESN'T ADD UP.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Wonderful.  Doing sit-ups while Farty.  There should be a thing in Yoga and Assorted Other Classes where they have a Don't Worry About Farting Policy.  Just say upfront at the beginning of the class look you're gonna wanna be farting.  Just do it.  We're all on the same page so it won't be weird.  Either that or they never bring it up and no one is comfortable because they have to hold in farts.  LOOK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.  I took a Yoga Class in Queens College.  Don't remember having to fart that much.  But that's possibly because I BLOCKED THOSE MEMORIES OUT.  Too painful.  Gonna have to wear a sweatshirt jacket on next walk instead of winter jacket like I did on previous walk.  Too warm.  Too painful.  Being slightly too warm is painful.  It's the very definition of pain! Hmm.  This entry is over.  Next one will be better probably.  Just Mathematical Odds-wise we gotta guess that.  See ya.

-1:05 P.M.

Friday, December 3, 2021 

Hurry Up And Start Reading

    Hey!  Friday entry.  May or may not be interrupted by Super Market Delivery this act.  Great!  Yesterday worked out great diet/routine-wise.  Ended up hitting my normal daily target for calories consumed on account of No Lunch.  And put together a New Routine to last me indefinitely!  Main bullet points-- much earlier lunches and dinners, 6 walks instead of 7, and slightly bigger lunch.  Will continue dieting to lose weight probably 1 or 2 months, maybe as much as 3 or 4.  And then keep the routine I have going, just consume another few hundred calories a day.  WOW A NEW ROUTINE.  THAT CAN LAST ME.  THAT I REALLY LIKE AS OF NOW.  Amazing!  Fountains of Wayne has a song called New Routine.  Good song!  Makes me think of comedy routines.  I'd like to have a new routine.  I'm not sure I ever had an old routine.  So that makes it VERY hard.
     What else is going on.  Covered important life details in first paragraph.  LOOK THIS IS A WEB DIARY.  It's well within my rights to write DIARY stuff.  Also what else did Anne Frank write about.  She liked boys.  A LITTLE YOUNG TO LIKE BOYS in my opinion.  Also a little too Reclusive.  GET OUT THERE AND MEET PEOPLE.  What else is going on.  Also AN FRANK is terrible English.  It's A Frank.  Maybe they do things different in Germany what do I know.  Also my head hurts a little bit and my stomach hurts a lot.  I ate the slightly larger breakfast and now it hurts!  Anyway.  Yesterday was also fun because I was farting all day on account of the fiber.  Really.  ALL day.  And GOOD farts.  REAL FUN ones.  Anyway what else is good.  Started Earlier meals with dinner last night.  Worked out GREAT.  LIFE KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER.  Except for the fact I'll be farting less.  WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SACRIFICES.
    Anyway.  What kind of stuff can you take for stomach aches.  Gimme some of that!  I'd look it up right quick but whatever.  If God didn't want my stomach to hurt he wouldn't make me stomach hurt.  Stomachache remedy is SACRILEGE.  What else is going on.  MLB lock down continues.  Gotta imagine every day this goes on DOZENS of more people figure out what it means exactly.  One day I'd like to be part of that Dozens of People For The Day. Maybe around early January.  Not too late, not too early.  Good compromise!  What else is going on.  Stomachache is GOOD.  Means I don't wanna eat more.  Adding things into my stomach while it's aching will presumably compound the ache.  That's just Math and/or Physics!  And/or neither Math and/or Physics.  Great.  Not sure about the upcoming movie Spiderman: No Way Home.  I know plenty of ways home and watching this movie isn't gonna change my mind about it.  PROBABLY not.  I hope not!  Either way huh.
     Cool!  I think it's great that the Kyle Rittenhouse trial has been out of the news-cycle several times over at this point.  Hopefully it means that people will FORGET they can literally get away with murder if they felt like it.  WHEW.  That's our best line of defense.  Seeing to it that they don't REMEMBER they can do it.  Sounds reasonable to me.  What else is going on.  Had a good half dozen solid farts outside while taking walks where I had my earbuds plugged in and there may or may not have been people as close as 15 feet away and I just felt if this makes a sound they could hear, SO WHAT.  I'm GOING FOR IT.  And it was the most fun I've had in weeks.  The point is I wasn't starving at all eating nothing until dinner.  Maybe there really is something to Fiber satisfying your hunger?  But you have to eat A SHITLOAD of it for it to really kick in.
    Amazing.  My instinct is to be on the player's side in lockdown.  I don't know the details but I am PRO WORKERS and ANTI Steve Cohen and his friends.  That's my general rule that guides me in all facets of life.  What else.  I've been Triple Shot but should I ALSO be taking Covid Pills.  Would that help me at all.  Hmm I could sit here waiting for an answer forever.  Very unlikely I'll get any sort of answer by asking a question to my own website.  THEN AGAIN YA NEVER KNOW.  Real good DIARY entry.  Not a joke entry.  But for history's sake I and others will know I had a great Farting Day.  Hmm.  Kinda wanna do it again.  Is there a way I can take a bunch of fiber without calories that kicks in immediately.  MY BODY IS FULL OF FARTS JUST WAITING TO BE RELEASED.  That's life I guess.  Yep.  HEY coffee time.
    HEY Super Market Delivery came during Coffee Time.  Took care of that!  Wonderful.  Now I don't have to do that later.  Cause I just did it!  All smooth sailing from here.  Smooth Sailing is an oxymoron.  You're sailing on the wide open sea!  ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.  No such thing as Smooth Sailing gotta be ready for anything.  What else is going on.  Poured coffee before realizing Super Market truck was outside.  I had to put it in the microwave when I was done accepting things and putting some of them away!  DAMNIT.  That's one Microwaving that I'll never get back.  Microwave can only accommodate a limited amount of microwavings in it's lifespan.  JUST WASTED ONE.  Ugh.  Anyway off the top of my head looks like I got everything I wanted from Super Market Delivery.  Gotta work my way down to the middle and/or bottom of my head to really confirm things though.
     Sure!  DIARY ENTRY.  Accepted Super Market.  HISTORY MUST REMEMBER.  Part of the new routine is scheduling walks which is FUN.  It's gonna be one less walk a day than I've been doing but at more comfortable times!  AMAZING.  Man oh man lunch today will be the first early-ish lunch in a long time.  I'm gonna get a blast and a half out of it.  Only thing is walk BEFORE LUNCH or walk AFTER LUNCH.  Right now I'm set up for walks directly before lunch.  That's probably how it'll stay.  But maybe I wanna do it the other way I DON'T KNOW.  I JUST DON'T KNOW.  And nobody is telling me!  WHY NOT.  I need an authority figure to tell me whether to take a walk before lunch or after lunch.  WHO WILL SAVE ME.  Also the other part of Rittenhouse trial is that it was followed up by another trial where the people didn't get away with murder.  So that's good.  You got a 50/50 shot like I always said.  If you wanna risk it that's your business!
     What else is going on.  Getting Away With Murder is gonna have to be replaced in our lexicon.  In terms of someone is getting away with murder means they're getting away with some huge thing that they shouldn't be.  NOW my idea is Getting Away With Abortion.  That's something that nobody will be able to get away with except once in a blue moon from now on.  Topical Humour.  What else is going on.  Also-- abortion for minorities.  THOUGHTS?  White Nationalist Religious Nuts gotta be okay with Minority Abortion, right?  They just haven't specifically considered it yet.  HMM SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD, "WEDGE," ISSUE.  Let's get that, "TRENDING."  Huh.  I WANT THIS BASEBALL LOCKDOWN ENDED.  Mostly because I want free agent signings to continue.  They're INTERESTING to me.  Hey this guy got a big contract amazing I'm having fun keeping up with this.  That sort of thing.  Also hey great what else is going on.
     Penultimate paragraph of the day!  And WHAT a morning it's been so far.  I've only eaten as much as I aimed to eat!  WAY ahead of the game compared to yesterday.  Anyway.  Stomach doesn't hurt anymore!  LIFE IS GOOD AND ONLY GETTING BETTER.  Jeez.  Let's look up the Day National Food Day Of The Day for the day.  National Green Bean Casserole Day.  NEXT.  PASS.  That's a HARD Pass.  I want NOTHING TO DO with that.  Possibly the least appetizing thing to me since I started talking about National Days Of Good.  Anyway what else is going on.  Also the guy in charge of the MLB Players Union is Tony Clark.  I remember him from following baseball in the 1990's!  Solid first baseman per my recollection.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP he had a respectable career.  Not a star by any means but certainly a relatively productive player!  So he's got that going for him is the point.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Amazing.  Watch some more The Beatles today.  Wonder what happens.  My guess is they work on music some more.  That seems to be the main thing they do for the most part.  Also the Beatles played Shea Stadium famously.  And I'm talking about baseball.  ALL THE PIECES ARE COMING TOGETHER.  That's how you know Writing Is Good.  If there's 2 or 3 things going on and at the end they come together.  Then everyone goes OH RIGHT now I see how it's Good Writing.  Gotcha.  I MAY just be thinking about How Sitcoms Work.  I get Good Writing and How Sitcoms Work confused all the time.  Somehow.  Anyway.  Looking forward to finding out who new Mets Manager will be.  I hope it's someone good.  That's my contribution into what they should be looking for ideally.  Maybe A LADY.  Never been done before!  I think it's about time we had a Lady Manager.  Or a man.  Depends on whose the best candidate for the job!  Hey great gonna take a Walking Break.  Be back soon.

I'll Get Right On That

    DEAREST DIARY I'm thinking it would be nice if I could work in playing Guitar Learning Video Game into new daily routine.  It would be good on almost every criteria that could be measured.  But we'll have to wait and see!  Anyway.  That could be an EVENING activity.  After last walk.  Could be an AFTERNOON activity.  Hmm interesting stuff.  Evening or Afternoon.  I can't get enough of reading this stuff!  Anyway got some coffee left over from Cup 1 which I'll have this act.  I think I left over some coffee yesterday too!  That I eventually finished, but not in the time frame I usually work with.  FASCINATING STUFF.  THIS IS THE GREATEST DIARY I'VE EVER READ.  Wonderful.  NOT having much success re: Gum.  80% of the time I'm still chewing 2 pieces every walk.  OH WELL THAT'S LIFE.  DIARY.  RIGHT DIARY?  DIARY KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
     I hope.  If diary itself isn't on board with me I'm in a lot of trouble.  Hey sounds great.  Looks like OMICRON has hit New York City.  This is the worst thing to happen to New York City since... I dunno... Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters?  In the end that wasn't even that bad though.  He was causing havoc for what, 20 minutes tops?  Sure it was a shock to the system for that 20 minutes but all in all they got rid of him PRETTY quick.  Anyway.  They could have just reprogrammed him and have an autonomous self aware Thanksgiving Float.  But that acts FOR GOOD.  What else is going on.  Tired of all these Thanksgiving Floats that are Evil.  Not sure why we're promoting them in the first place!  BUCK SHOWALTER speculated as Mets Managerial Candidate.  I like it. I've HEARD of him.  I like the way HIS NAME SOUNDS.  That's about it.  But those two things alone put him above most other candidates.  They can't hire a manager, can they?  That'd be against the Lock Down.  Probably.  Maybe with managerial decisions it's different.  Oh well we have no way of knowing.
     Wow!  Got Raspberry Snapple for this week.  But still finishing the Lemons from last week.  SO Lemon Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day... LIZARDS COMMUNICATE BY DOING PUSH UPS.  EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.  A lot of these facts I don't like BUT I feel like if I could read 2 paragraphs further explaining them I WOULD like it.  Lizards doing push ups to communicate as an individual sense is NONSENSE.  But if you tell me what that means I could easily get on board with it and enjoy this experience.  Oh well that's life.  What else is going on.  Finishing cup of coffee #1 with act #2.  WONDERFUL.  Actually now I'm uncomfortable.  I still have half a glass of soda.  And now snapple.  And now coffee.  TOO MUCH.  I thought I'd be HAPPY with so many beverages at armslength.  It's HORRIBLE.  Way too much to handle.  Hmm better finish one of them.  Just chug it.  Soda is best candidate because the other two I wanna really enjoy.  ALRIGHT SODA CHUGGING TIME.  THERE DONE.  Do I feel any happier? ...Hmm.  Yeah!  A little!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Nice lackadaisical Sunday entry.  What do you mean it's Friday.  Every day is A Lackadaisical Sunday Entry.  That's how I've been operating the last few days at least.  Probably at least since Last Actual Sunday.  Hmm.  How will MLB Lockdown effect Next Year's Generation of Baseball Video Games.  My guess?  HOPEFULLY NOT AT ALL.  I want these video games to be the best they could be.  We can't be putting their quality in jeopardy!  That's IRRESPONSIBLE.  What else is going on.  Also if lockdown never ends MLB Video Games might be the closest thing we can get to actual baseball games.  Hmm sounds fun.  No it doesn't.  Well great ya got me there.  Anyway.  Do I shave Sunday night?  Or wait till next Sunday night.  I like Sunday Nights as a routine.  Just dunno whether it should be weekly or every other week.  DEAR DIARY SAVE ME.  TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU DAMN DEAR DIARY.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  Not a lot of worthwhile stuff in this entry!  But that's what makes it exciting.  OH to be a fly on the wall in Michael's Diary.  That's YOU.  Also why you wanna be a fly on a wall.  I get the wall part.  Sure we'd all love to cling to walls mid-air.  But you could do a lot better than being a fly!  There have been major motion pictures to that effect!  Anyway.  I saw a nickel on the street this past walk and I picked it up because I thought it was a quarter.  GREAT.  Now I have OMICRON.  I wish I could put that NICKEL BACK.  And as if I never picked it up.  It has to be time travel such that I never end up touching it.  Just putting it back next walk after picking it up does me no good.  It does help spread Omicron to the next person, though.  So I guess I'm accomplishing something!  HEY time to take a bath.

Today Turned Out To Be Today

    I assume Omicron is like The Ring where if you give it to someone else then it skips over you and you're safe.  Seems reasonable.  Anyway what did I accomplish during the bath.  Well.  What I expected.  Presumably significantly cleaner than I was before.  We're talkin water washed away a lot.  We're talkin soap and shampoo did its thing.  That's about it!  But that's all you need.  Wonderful.  What do I got in store for today.  Probably a solid 1-2 hours of watching more The Beatles.  That's a lot!  But it's also low enough that I have ~2 more days of similar amount of watching left.  Then I'm back to square one.  Maybe carry that Interest In Music to Video Game Guitar Teacher.  That'd be nice because it's good to do stuff.  That's one of the basic tenets of my life.  Good to do stuff.  Oddly enough I do less stuff than almost anybody.  But that's HOW I KNOW how important it is.
     Refillin' coffee!  Maybe instead of learning music by video game, I carry the momentum Beatles Documentary has given me in being interested in music straight into making music of my own.  Same problems with that, though.  I'd be wearing HEADPHONES and my parents might need to get in touch with me.  THEN I'M IN A WORLD OF HURT.  Also don't know how to write or play music BUT THAT'S EASY TO FIGURE OUT.  Just do everything BADLY.  Problem Solved.  OR I can just continue doing nothing.  It's not fun.  It's not productive.  It's not even EASY.  But at least it's EASY.  Huh.  Lunches will be AFTER walk #3's.  That's just how it's gonna be.  I crunched the numbers and that's what works.  You'd think it'd be smart to give it a week or two with what routine I think I'm going with to confirm it works.  NAH it'll work.  It looks good on paper.  And things that look good on paper ALWAYS pan out!
     Third paragraph of the act.  Also IT DOES look good on paper.  I wrote it out and the ink was solidly dark enough that I can read it back after having written it.  No barely 1/3rd of necessary ink writing where I can't make out the words.  I CAN READ IT EASILY AND EVERYTHING.  Anyway.  What's today.  Still Friday.  I accepted Super Market delivery just a couple of hours ago!  Feels like that was days ago because Obviously Today Is Sunday.  What else is going on.  As much fun as it is to create a routine you think will last an intermediate amount of time that you're proud of, actually settling into that routine is a chore!  I HAD FUN BEING CREATIVE AND WORKING OUT A LIFE PLAN.  Now actually just doing it is A SNOOZE.  Not engaging at all.  I NEED TO BE PROPERLY ENGAGED.  That sort of thing.
     Yeah!  What else is going on.  Got chocolate babka from Super Market delivery. Not pre-sliced!  Gonna have to do rough estimates of how much I wanna eat at a time which is TERRIBLE.  But let's say I figure out a way to nail the estimates so I'm eating exactly as much as I want?  DELICIOUS BREAKFAST.  Probably.  Never had it from them before.  But HIGH POTENTIAL delicious breakfast.  What else is going on.  It's breakfast because it's CAKE.  Get off my back about it.  HEY lunch is already creeping up.  I think I'm really going to, "Dig," these new arrangements.  Probably.  That was what I was going for while putting together the new arrangements.  That I would, "Dig," each and every one if the new arrangements.  And  REALLY, "dig," them all together combined in a single day.  YEAH!
     Last paragraph of the day.  What else is going on.  Maybe force myself to play Guitar Video Game a bit.  Just DO IT.  I may not want to but GO FOR IT WHO CARES.  What's the worst that could come of it.  Just play ONE SONG see what happens.  Makes sense.  Gonna have to set up a time that's good for me.  How's SUNDAY.  PERFECT IT'S TODAY.  And always will be.  What else is going on.  Life is pretty good!  I got a routine I think I'll be happy with.  Low stress.  RELATIVELY productive.  Gettin' healthy.  Got PILLS in case I get anxious or something.  Amazing!  PLUS I got over 3 hours left of Watching The Beatles Do Real Cool Beatles Stuff.  Gotta imagine after that runs out I'll find more entertainment that I like.  That's how life works.  ENTERTAINMENT KEEP ON'A COMIN'.  I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:44 P.M.

Thursday, December 2, 2021 

Oh Okay Let's Do This

    Hey!  For some reason I just ate a shit load of cookies after my breakfast.  A LOT!  I dunno what triggered it.  But anyway THIS IS GREAT NEWS.  Can I successfully relatively starve myself for the rest of the day to make Today's Calories A Wash?  I THINK I CAN DO IT!  I'm up to the challenge!  Dinner'll definitely be half a normal dinner.  I can do that.  Lunch will either not exist or be half a lunch.  I CAN DO IT.  LEMME AT IT.  What a great thing I did by eating so many Fiber One Cookies.  Also all that fiber?  That's gonna make things interesting!  Also part of the reason I am somehow enthusiastic about this happening is because I'm high from sugar!  ALSO that I'm really, really full for the first time in a while!  SO MUCH FUN.  The point is YEAH LET'S DO IT.  Normally I don't wanna talk about my meals but it's relevant.  Diner'll either be one slice of pizza or a veggie burger!  Lunch'll either be nothing or a left over Frozen Health Breakfast Sandwich from a year ago when I last got them.
    YEAH.  So I got that going for me.  LOOK I still get to eat 2 meals presumably.  That's not starving oneself.  That's doing great!  Anyway.  Calories being a wash can either mean I lose the baseline of what I normally set out to lose-- around 300 calories.  OR it could mean I lose/gain nothing overall.  I feel like I could accomplish something within that range.  YEAH.  The point is I have re-up with Super Market tomorrow and I have enough soda to last me easy!  Different flavors, too!  OKAY we got through all that.  Now it's time to get into some entertainment.  What am I talking about.  This is the most entertaining I've been in months.  I HAVE A PROBLEM for today.  HILARIOUS.  Anyway.  We're talkin a bunch of Fiber One Chocolate Chunk Cookies.  A couple of Fiber One Oatmeal Raisin.  That's what we're talkin'.  Also other negative thing is now I don't have stock of those cookies.  And I can only get them from Amazon Fresh.  Which we don't get all the time.  Whatta world.
     Great.  The point is it's healthy because I have a problem and I'm solving it.  Also let's not do this again tomorrow.  Let this be it!  Sounds good to me.  Look I'm going to bed in 12 hours.  THAT'S NOTHIN.  I can get through that easy and start anew after that.  OH NO BASEBALL LOCK OUT HAS HAPPENED.  Still don't know what it means.  But presumably it's not a good thing.  That's the impression I get.  Then again as we've covered today Bad Things are ACTUALLY Good Things.  Because you have to mix things up to solve them.  Which is FUN and PRODUCTIVE and activates Creative parts of your brain.  So basically let's think of a fun and productive and creative way to solve the lock down!  GO.  I'd come up with ideas myself but I don't know what it means!  Also busy thinking about other stuff.  All The Fiber coursing through my blood for one.  Hey what else is going on. 
    I went through this A LOT the first time I gained/lost weight.  Gained about 35 pounds then lost it.  Then after a couple of months of doing good, starting binging on sweets and then skipping meals for entire days and that lasted I guess several weeks or even a month or two.  The point is let's nip it in the bud today!  And I can do it by not skipping meals, too!  EASY AND PRODUCTIVE.  What else is going on.  Watched some of Max Scherzer Introduction To Mets performance.  Ya know what?  He does still look closer to 40 than 25 but I can buy this guy as 37.  It's not that crazy that he is the age he is.  Also?  Doesn't sound like he's 60!  Sounds like he's 37.  So the point is we got a nice 37 year old on our team and that's fine with me.  I hear he's good at throwing the baseball, too!  Everyone in baseball has to throw the baseball at some point and this guy is LITERALLY one of the top half dozen to do that well.
     Anyway.  Same coffee consumption as any other day!  So I got that going for me coming up.  Another reason I'm kind of upbeat despite binging experience is HEY I'M UP.  I got out of bed successfully and I'm not going back!  That's one of the hardest parts of the day.  And I finished and accomplished it!  Cool.  Haven't had a veggie burger in a dog's age.  I can see myself getting something out of it.  There might be Onion in it, though.  Onion isn't good for you these days.  Either because it was recalled for some reason OR because the word is too close to Omicron.  Lots of similar letters in lots of similar orders.  Gotta keep an eye on that before it becomes a situation.  The good news is these veggie burger patties were probably made five years ago so onions were okay then.  Unless they were ANTICIPATING becoming bad 5 years ahead of time.  That doesn't make sense, though.  Unlike everything else I've said.  COFFEE TIME.
     OMICRON IS IN THE UNITED STATES.  And why wouldn't it be.  We're one of the best places to be!  So many attractions.  There's the GRAND CANYON.  There's MOUNT RUSHMORE.  Off the top of my head that's it but still that's very good already.  Maybe used today's mix-em-up diet as a day to experiment having earlier lunches and dinners.  HMM.  We'll see how I feel when lunch time is coming up.  HMM.  Both cases of Omicron was MILD SYMPTOMS.  MILD?  That's AMAZING.  I got no problem with mild symptoms.  That's how I felt before the booster.  I said I was looking forward to mild symptoms.  Then when I had them I was singing a different tune.  What tune was it.  DAMNIT I can't remember.  Every time I come up with a new tune I can never remember it!  Been a while since I came up with a tune.  Off the top of my head it was maybe 2015.
     Whatever.  About halfway through The Beatles Documentary.  So far they're all still alive.  So I consider that a success and they should too.  I think it's weird that Paul McCartney is dating someone named Linda whose last name I forget.  And he ends up marrying someone named Linda McCartney.  How many Linda's does this guy need to date am I right?!?!  Hmm.  TOPICAL HUMOUR.  What else is going on.  My Mom's name is Linda.  And she I THINK was living in Britain at this time.  Wasn't dating Paul McCartney though.  Probably would have heard about that.  And would have made Paul McCartney send me birthday presents when I was a kid.  And he had to call himself Uncle Paul.  And none of that happened so I guess that's not the way life turned out.  My stomach is starting to hurt.  Didn't see that development coming at all.
    Anyway.  Is Omicron coming to America like The Beatles Invasion.  And, if not, is it better or worse.  What else is going on.  I feel like my stomach has no right being in pain.  I don't remember giving the OKAY for that.  Anyway.  Max Scherzer may think he's the best pitcher out there but he's gonna have to accept he's #2 on this staff.  Jacob DeGrom has been here longer and thus he's #1.  Seniority counts!  TEAM Seniority.  Not LEAGUE.  That would be CHAOS is it was League Seniority.  The point is we got lots of stars on our team.  Which is good.  They can be friends with each other and support one another.  Just like The Beatles.  They're all stars except for maybe one or two of them but they support one another so it works out.  Hmm at this rate I don't wanna eat anything ever again.  My stomach hurts!  It doesn't mean I won't be HUNGRY ever again.  Just that it will HURT to eat.  Oh well you reap what you sow.  Which is a gardening reference as far as I can tell.  Anyway eight paragraphs about nothing.  PERFECT.
     What else is going on.  What can I Eat today in terms of entertainment.  Watch more of The Beatles Documentary.  Which, if nothing else, so far has inspired me to spell Documentary right on purpose each time I say it.  A lot of the time I know how to spell a word but just don't care enough to get it right.  Eh I'll just half-ass it and spell-check'll help me later.  Nope!  I'm gonna do it right from the get-go now because that's the kind of writer I am these days.  Hmm.  Can I check the Day National Food Day Of The Day or will that be too triggering.  Nah let's check it out.  BUSINESS OF POPPING CORN DAY and NATIONAL FRITTERS DAY.  We're celebrating the BUSINESS of popcorn.  Okay.  Great!  Be industrious see if I care.  Also, fritters?  Not sure what that means but I don't like it!  LOOK I may have ate 800 calories in Fiber Snacks within 10 minutes BUT The baseball lockdown is going on so it's not all bad!
     What else is going on.  They said they hope it'll be over by the time games start.  THAT'S IN 2-4 months!  I was anticipating this be over in HOURS OR DAYS.  This is no good.  What can I do to help.  I'd like to jump in and offer my services.  Tell me how I can help!  Unless it's Eat More Fiber.  Because that might be delicious BUT It'd make me feel bad AND ALSO running low on Fiber Snacks!  So if that's your solution MOVE ALONG the lockdown will just have to continue.  Anyway.  Stomach Lockdown for today.  Not sure if that's good or bad.  SOUNDS BAD.  But that's the life I chose to lead today.  I thought I was binging because it's fun to eat sugar.  NOPE.  Because I subconsciously wanted a Stomach Lockdown Day.  Interesting.  Hope it works out for the best!  WARM outside today.  Hope it works out for the best!  SO FAR IT IS.  I GET A KICK OUT OF IT.  Anyway this act went by quickly because Nothing Happened.  Gotta imagine something might happen in a little bit with the next act.  I'll be back!
    

I've Got Other Ideas

    Possible Lessons for today -- (1) eating cookies isn't that good.  Based on today I'm starting to train my body eating cookies leads to stomach aches.  Who wants stomach aches.  Nobody.  Ya don't need cookies.  More importantly (2) maybe move up Meal Eating Times NOW and not at some point in intermediate future.  If I knew I was having lunch at 2:00 and not 4:30 maybe my body wouldn't be like hey well we're eating right now breakfast better get some more in while we can.  IT'S GONNA BE A WHILE.  Basically my premise for living life is every time something bad happens, usually because of my own behavior, gotta be a lesson in it!  Gotta be a way to turn it into a positive.  And my thinking is Sooner Meals to make today worthwhile.  SOUNDS FUN.  Real fun!  How's the lockdown doing.  Nobody has consulted me one way or the other.  I don't see how they'll ever reach an impasse without my participation.  So by not engaging me they're basically just admitting they don't want to make progress.
     Hmm.  What else is going on.  Maybe No Lunch but Just A Bit Smaller Dinner.  So I have something to look forward to in the day.  Basically a regular sized dinner.  PIZZA.  Pizza is JUST THE THING that could make today real great.  I go to bed later hey I ate a good amount of pizza today was actually pretty good.  Well goodnight moon, good night cats over the moon, all that stuff.  What else is going on.  Lunch will still be after Entry.  After entry will be Walk #3 and then lunch will be when I get home.  What if I need to use oven for lunch.  Then I start it before I leave.  CLEVER.  VERY INGENUITY.  Sure it is.  Just means I need to be more consistent with writing entry times.  Gotta make sure I end entries on time to be able to do all that.  GREAT.  Consistency never hurt anybody.  WHICH IS ABOUT TO BE PUT TO THE TEST with all the fiber clogging up my organs.  Business of Popping Corn.  C'mon.  What's the DEAL with things.
     Yeah!  A little concerned that the Beatles just instinctively know exactly what to do with music to make it the best.  They make it look easy for themselves.  HOW DARE THEM.  Kinda want them to break up?  Out of spite?  We'll see how that goes I'm not done with the documentary yet.  Stomach is still hurting.  GREAT.  I just need my stomach to continue hurting another six and a half hours and that'll carry me until dinner time.  NEW dinner time.  No time like the present to start having meals at new times. DINNER AT 7:00 PM?  IT'S OUT THERE BUT I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.  I'm a little concerned The Beatles aren't eating dinner together in a cafeteria type setting.  They seem to be clocking out of the studio at 7 PM or a little after.  Probably to go eat dinners individually or with loved ones.  Or in Ringo Starr's case Individually.  BURN.  I'm sure Ringo Starr has got plenty of loved ones.  WAY PLENTY.  BURN.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  This documentary is before Ringo Starr started wearing sunglasses.  Now when I picture him he's always in sunglasses.  So that's an interesting element of this documentary.  Anyway.  Pizza is a good meal to look forward to because it has all the elements of a Health Meal.  Hmm not feeling well?  Eat some pizza that'll set your stomach at ease.  None of the ingredients INDIVIDUALLY get you there.  In fact they're the opposite!  Cheese can't be good for your hurt stomach.  But somehow TOGETHER Pizza feels like a good thing to eat if you're under the weather.  What the Hell am I talking about.  I like Pizza.  Oh okay now I get it.  Hmm.  What am I supposed to do all day if Not Think About Next Thing I'm Eating.  I can still think about next think I'm eating.  It will just be Further Away.  Oh okay that's fun.  CHANGED NEW THING FROM SUPER MARKET ORDER FROM CINNAMON BABKA TO CHOCOLATE BABKA.  Oh okay that's fun.  REAL FUN.
     Last paragraph of the act.  This is why we don't talk about lunches an dinners.  Once we get started That's The Entire Entry.  Oh well that's life.  Need an entry once in a while about what I'm eating.  Keeps things FRESH.  I feel like today's Shower Circumstance to keep me FRESH will be a Bating Experience.  Wonderful!  Looks like they're gonna overturn Roe Versus Wade.  This is great news!  I'm not sure for who.  I imagine someone's life will improve because o this.  I can't pinpoint that person.  Oh politicians ore media figures or religious leaders or people who somehow make money or gain power by riling people up about this.  So that's something I guess.  Gotta imagine at some point we're gonna have a Minority Report about abortion.  As soon as someone thinks about having sex which may possibly lead to someone thinking about having an abortion THEY'RE ARRESTED.  Thanks to Pre-Cogs!  Damn Pre-Cogs.  I'd like to ABORT THEM GOOD.  Anyway time for Bath.  Be back soon.

I Don't Know About That One

    Hey!  Time to wrap up the entry.  Last week on Thursday I had NO entry.  Today I had TERRIBLE entry.  It's up to you which is preferable!  Hmm that's a tough one.  Speaking for myself.. hmm.. I dunno speaking for myself.  I also don't know speaking for you.  I know that even less!  Who knows what goes on in your mind you crazy person.  Last week I had Expendables II and III to keep me going throughout the day.  What do I have today.  3 or 4 hours of Beatles Get Back.  Beatles are kind of like The Expendables.  Except Entertaining.  What else is going on.  I could end up the day no worse for wear caloriewise.  Be just about what I would have been on a normal day.  AMAZING.  It's ALL benefit.  Learnt not to eat too many cookies.  Learnt to eat meals earlier!  WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS YOU GET CRACKING ON WHY LEMONS ARE GOOD SOMEHOW IN THE END.  That's my philosophy.  Also NOT THAT HARD to figure out how lemons are good.  People use lemons all the time and love it!  What the Hell is this adage trying to say.
     What else is going on.  Also LIFE NEVER HANDED ME NOTHIN'.  Everything I got I HAD TO WORK FOR.  Not 100% accurate.  In fact close to 100% inaccurate.  I had to work for very little for what I've gotten in life!  Good for me.  Been working out so far.  I think it's weird that the remaining Beatles don't just make a bunch of Beatles Quality Songs.  It's easy for you.  I can see that.  Just do it you idiots.  What are you dumb or something.  That's my hot take.  Or AT THE VERY LEAST use your power and influence to end the Baseball Lock Out.  Just do SOMETHING.  Other than releasing your solo albums every other year.  Yeah we get it THEY'RE OKAY.  We WANT MORE.  I can only imagine the reason Paul McCartney hasn't made or released enough classic songs lately is that every day he eats seven Fiber One cookies and feels bad, physically and emotionally, for the rest of the day.  LOOK WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.  You just gotta get over it!
    Also I poke fun at Ringo Starr a lot but would I join a band where he's the drummer?  Yeah, probably!  Except I feel he'd usurp me in every other instrument too and vocals and song writing.  Pretty soon it'd just be The Ringo Show because turns out I have VERY LITTLE TO OFFER.  Anyway just got coffee and Snapple.  Lemon Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day--  Brain Waves Can Power An Electric Train.  I think I saw that one before but it was an off-entry one.  Either way why stop there.  Why specifically electric trains and not other electric things.  Because brains are in tune with trains.  It's just a match made in Heaven Brain Waves and Public Transportation.  WHOEVER SAID IT WAS PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.  Could be a private train.  Hmm.  But if I'm powering a private train gotta imagine I'm making some coin on the deal.  Whereas I'd do a public train for free as a public service because that's just the kind of guy I am.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Also kinda not sure why we're using oil if we can power things with brains?  Maybe we'd be using too much of our brains on transportation.  Our brainwaves will be depleted for other stuff we wanna use them for!  We power a train for an hour and the other 23 hours of the day we're drooling idiots who are out of commission.  Makes sense.  That's life for ya!  Anyway.  Looking forward to early dinner today.  By which I mean Very Standard Average Time To Have Dinner.  Also I have it WHEN IT GETS HERE from restaurant.  Presumably not heating it up in oven or microwave most of the time depending on what it is.  I'm having this Meal as God Intended.  Not like those other times when I save it for a couple of hours and re-heat it.  GOD NEVER INTENDED THAT.  IT'S A BLASPHEMY AND AN AFFRONT TO GOD.  Hmm if he felt that way he should have said so.  I didn't realize he was that much against it!
     Last paragraph of the day.  Thursday huh.  That's great.  Not a fun day but hopefully productive in that I Learn Lessons which turn out to be Positive Lessons that I Successfully Take With Me through intermediate length of time in life.  It COULD happen.  Also fifteen paragraphs.  Gotta imagine that if you enjoy this website somehow you get SOMETHING out of even shit like this.  AMAZING.  I got you right where I want you!  ALMOST JUST BARELY ENTERTAINED.  Hmm.  I need a job.  I've been hearing that the Business of Popping Corn is BOOMING!  It's a pun.  Because you can say Popping Corn is kind of like the corn kernel BOOMING.  You don't ACTUALLY say that but you can imagine and accept how someone who doesn't know English might say that by accident.  Oh okay great.  Anyway that'll do it for today.  Be back tomorrow!

-1:42 P.M.

Wednesday, December 1, 2021 

Let Me Look Into That

    Hey friends.  Checked weight for first time in a month.  Much lower than I anticipated!  Probably partly because I lost more weight than I gave myself credit for and partly because Scale Is Getting Even More Inaccurate.  Either way I look in the mirror and can TELL I'm almost getting to practically mostly where I want to be essentially.  THIS ISN'T BIG NEWS FOR YOU OR ENTERTAINING.  But it's big news for me and ya know what?  VERY entertaining!  I'm entertained a lot by the fact I'm done dieting at the end of the year and only fine tuning for 1-3 months after that.  It FASCINATES and DELIGHTS me.  Hmm.  In the mean time though HEY DECEMBER.  Watched some more of Beatles Get Back.  Still not up to the part where Paul McCartney writes Baby Got Back.  I just finished Part I of III!
     Anyway.  Just popped open a can of Black Cherry.  Only got six for the week so this is a RARE TREAT.  Treats are a Well Done Rarely Medium Well.  That old thing.  Ugh.  LOOK I Don't care if scale is 5 pounds off.  As long as it's CONSISTENT.  And I feel like it's not consistent anymore!  Can't trust it to determine how much I'm losing.  WHATTA GYP IS THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE.  And my parents aren't on board with getting a new one!  I don't get why this is a problem.  How much can it be.  20 dollars?  JUST GET A NEW ONE YOU IDIOTS.  Oh My Dad goes I LIKE IT WHEN IT'S LOWER.  What are you AN IDIOT?  You see a number, KNOW IT'S TOO LOW, and it makes you happy?  YOU IDIOT.  FEEL THE OTHER WAY.  You see a number and you're happy for a second and then it kicks in I'M MORE WEIGHT THAN THIS and that makes you permanently feel bad.  That's how you SHOULD feel if you weren't an IDIOT.
    Huh.  The point is most likely whatever my weight is I probably wanna lose another 5 pounds.  BUT I NEED NUMBER CONTEXTS.  THIS IS TERRIBLE.  Can life get any worse?  Life is a burnt best chilled over easy.  Yep that checks out I guess.  Also I WANNA BE AT A WEIGHT DIVISIBLE BY FIVE.  Imagine all the theoretical conversations I have when someone is like how much do you weigh.  I don't wanna say I WEIGH 118 POUNDS.  I wanna be able to say I weigh 115 pounds.  Or as a back up 120 pounds.  Maybe 118 pounds is exactly what I should be but 115 would be SO much better based on all these conversations I'm having.  I say 118 in conversation and that brings up too many questions in the mind of the other person I'm talking to.  What if I say, "I weigh 115, 120 pounds."  That's no good.  Then the other person will be like WELL WHICH IS IT 115 or 120.  YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC.
    Whatta asshole.  Anyway what else is going on.  DROZ IS RUNNING FOR SENATE.  Also it's implied that you should pronounce that as one syllable DROZZ.  That's the joke.  I don't get it either.  But if I say it's a joke then it's a joke.  My website my rules.  Anyway.  The point is what else is going on in the wide world of sports.  I saw a new Snapple Patriotism Fact the other day while drinking an Evening Snapple.  Something about the Statue Of Liberty's feet.  Like The Statue Of Liberty's Shoe Size is 969 or something.  I guess compared to a regular shoe size.  Also whatever the real number was I was like NOT IMPRESSED.  I'd have thought even more.  This size is actually pretty reasonable for a shoe size for a statue.  Anyway.  Let's check the National Day of the Food Day.  Worldwide Food Service Safety Month, Eat a Red Apple Day, and National Peppermint Bark Day.  Not on board with Food Service Safety.  Oddly not on board with eating a red apple even though I like them.  ON BOARD with Peppermint Bark.  Never had it but GREAT HOOK ME UP.
     Ugh.  Red Apples are too healthy!  I think they're great and I should eat them more but I don't like the fact that I get nutrients out of it.  If it's not unhealthy what am I really getting out of what I'm eating?  Gotta ask yourself that!  Anyway so far my favorite part of The Beatles Documentary is there's a shot on Day 2 or 3 of the making of the album of just a bunch of half sandwiches lined up.  You can just grab a half sandwich at will and eat it!  And there's still plenty left for other people or Guess What maybe you want A SECOND Half Sandwich no one is gonna say a thing!  Eat them sandwiches.  DELICIOUS.  I think there was something else with it but I can't remember.  A snack or coffees or something.  Maybe I'm just thinking of More Half Sandwiches.  Yes that must be it.  I saw half sandwiches and then I also saw another group of things that was more half sandwiches that were exactly the same.  OF COURSE.
    Got coffee going on.  OF COURSE.  Feel more like A MAN drinking Coffier Coffee.  Yesterday I was putting enough cream in it that it was comfortably less calories but still tasted cream.  Today just a splash and it tastes like BLACK Coffee.  Sorry DARK Coffee.  Either way this is fun because I'm A Big Man Drinking Coffee Coffee BUT in general I'm comfortable drinking slightly more cream like I was doing yesterday.  Hmm.  Interesting.  Also I'm A Small Man because I put in eight packets of AS (Artificial Sweetener) into this one cup of coffee.  That's actually two Cup Units of coffee.  But I consider it one cup.  So do you.  Probably!  I'd recommend you do.  Hmm what kind of sandwiches were available to The Beatles.  Gotta know!  Also I'm guessing a lot of those sandwiches went uneaten.  Where are they now?  Are they still fresh?  That depends on what kind of sandwich they are I guess!
     Anyway.  Kinda makes me wanna be in a band and make a high profile big production album.  Be supplied with some nice sandwiches.  I don't even have to ASK for them.  They just PUT THEM there on their own.  Amazing.  What else is going on.  Seventh paragraph!  I guess.  Just noticed on the TOP of the snapple bottle tops they say you've got great taste.  Well OF COURSE you're gonna say so.  It's your product I'm buying and presumably consuming.  I can't take this compliment at face value because you're clearly biased in what you're telling me.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Got some more Beatles to watch today.  I like it because it's TV but also it's Good Somehow.  An interesting combination!  Very interesting.  Haven't heard Max Scherzer speak about being on the Mets yet.  In fact I haven't heard Max Scherzer speak about anything.  I can only imagine he talks like a 60 year old.  Based on what he looks like.  How do 60 year olds talk.  In current era probably like middle aged people.  In past generations probably more like the elderly.  What generation is Max Scherzer from.  Gonna guess Current Era.
     Sure.  Wonderful.  The point is The Beatles seem to know what they're doing.  Really well!  I think they've got this music thing down pat pretty well.  That's my main takeaway so far.  My only suggestion is they decide to make more music after this album.  I'm under the impression this is their last one.  But as long as I'm not finished watching the documentary everything isn't set in stone yet.  So make more music!  Also tell John Lennon to wear a bulletproof vest in 1980.  I dunno the exact day.  Just have him do it all year to play it safe.  Was he SHOT to death.  Or some other thing.  Better LTURQ.  YEP Shot in 1980.  December 8th!  Anniversary coming up.  Oh well that's life.  NOT FOR HIM IT ISN'T.  Interesting counterpoint.  Apparently John Lennon Assassinator was a religious guy.  Didn't like the Bigger Than Jesus comment.  Didn't realize that.  Really came back to bite him in the ass!  That's what you get when you say things flippantly.  SHOT TO DEATH.  OH NO.  I'm going to be shot to death MANY MANY times over based on that.  Oh well what can ya do.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Only a jerk would shoot a celebrity to death.  A GENTLEMAN (and/or LADY) would propose a DUEL.  Let's keep everything above board.  Give your subject a chance to defend themselves.  It's only fair.  Also gotta imagine they're allowed to deny the duel.  Nah I think I'm okay with no dueling.  Let's just say you won.  Well Done.  Then there's nothing the duel proposer can do!  But they DID win the battle of honor.  So they got that going for them.  Huh.  You can get a nice great bathroom scale for 15-30 dollars.  JUST AS I SUSPECTED.  Maybe if I push this on my parents pretty hard they'll relent.  Also my birthday is coming up.  Could be a birthday present.  But then NO SHARING.  They don't get to use my New Great Accurate Scale.  It's my birthday present I can do with it what I like.  What about A Channukah Present.  Well it's still MINE technically but in the spirit of the season I'll share it AS LONG AS CHANNUKAH LASTS.  Which it probably will be over by the time I get this present.  Well next year they get another 8 day window to use it again.  So it works out for everybody!
     Last paragraph of the act.  KIND OF don't like how the new bathroom scales don't round to the nearest .5 pounds.  They seem to round to the nearest .1!  TOO MUCH EXACTITUDE.  Kinda throws me off a bit.  Maybe I could grow to prefer it but as of now it seems strange and scary to me.  HMM if it's my scale I guess I'd be keeping it in my bathroom.  Not sure I'm comfortable with that.  Could clunk up the feng shui I got going.  What else is going on.  Looks like a warmer day today.  Compared to other days.  Colder days.  Not compared to warmer days.  Wonderful.  Top notch quality entertainment jokes.  Anyway.  DAMNIT.  What was the thing they had set up besides the half sandwiches.  It was another good thing.  SUN CHIPS?  No that can't be it.  DORITOS?  No I feel like it was healthier than Doritos.  SOME SORT OF BAG THAT COMBINES SUN CHIPS AND DORITOS?  Look we don't even have the technology for that NOW in REAL CURRENT LIFE.  They definitely didn't have that 50 years ago!  Huh.  I'm gonna take a break now.  Be back soon!

I'll Get Back To You

    What's going on.  I know Paul McCartney becomes vegetarian at some point.  Does that effect the sandwiches he's being provided AS PART OF THE GROUP in 1969?  Gonna have to look into that one.  Internet says only since the late 1970's he's been vegetarian.  That's a relief.  He can enjoy these sandwiches real well.  Some sort of Baseball Thing is happening.  Something about the players and unions versus the owners and whatnot.  I don't have all the details but there's a LOCKDOWN coming.  Not sure what that means exactly.  In prison it means you have to return to your cells and you don't get any special treats for a while.  I assume it's something similar in this situation.  Wait it's a Lock OUT not a Lock Down.  Well what does that mean.  Means you're locked OUT of your cells.  Stuck in prison common area and you can't go to your personal cell even if you wanted to!  Not sure what that means re: Getting Treats though.
     Anyway.  OH HEY time to turn the page on Patriotism Calendar.  Let's get that done.  New Patriotism Phrase is America!  America!  God shed his grace on thee.  I heard that before.  I'm REAL familiar with that part of this song.  It's The HOOK.  Anyway Patriot Days.  What Patriot Days we got this month.  Pearl Harbor Day and Kwanzaa.  Great.  Kwanzaa is the same day as Boxing Day in Canada.  Not sure if they go hand in hand thematically and/or always fall on the same day.  Don't know much about Boxing Day!  Don't know much about Kwanzaa.  And there's no way to find out about either of them unfortunately.  I'd use the internet but you know.  Don't wanna get involved with THAT.  Internet causes nothing but problems.  The less I deal with the internet the better!  DAMNIT.  I GOTTA KNOW ABOUT BOXING DAY AT LEAST.  Fine let's look that up right quick.  Oh.  It's a Christmas Thing.  The day after Christmas.  Kind of a let down.  Not very exciting at all.  Top google question searching, "Boxing Day," is "WHAT IS THE POINT OF BOXING DAY?"  And the point is Originally it was a day to give servants the day off.  Wonderful.  And they used that day off to set up round robin boxing tournaments.  Wonderful.
     Hey great what else.  Put together order for upcoming Super market delivery.  Delicious!  I can imagine eating half of those things and having a blast doing it.  The other half is soda.  I like soda but I don't think I get a blast out of it at this point.  Drink it too often!  Although Blast! would be a fun soda brand name.  I'd buy stock in it!  ALL THE STOCK.  Now I'm primary stakeholder of BLAST!  Finally I'M calling the shots.  What else is going on.  I feel like my Mother's Father was born on Pearl Harbor Day or died on Pearl Harbor day.  I may just be thinking of He Was In World War II.  So Pearl Harbor day was relevant to him.  Because it was like oh shit gotta get some people in the army RIGHT QUICK.  And he was one of those people!  Maybe!  Dunno how Right Quick they got around to him.  HIS BUSINESS NOT MINE.
     What else is going on.  Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  Thinking about next month presumably when diet is relaxed Mixing Up Times To Eat Meals.  Right now I've been having 4:30 lunches and 9:30 dinners.  NOW I'm thinking lunches around 2:00-2:300 and dinners around 7:00-7:30.  Join the rest of Civilized Society with these times.  Look it's not INSANE to eat very late lunches and dinners.  It's been done and will continue to be done.  But I feel like people will accept me more as One Of Them, An Everyman, if I eat meals at these new times.  Also I can figure out a daily routine what with walks and chores and fun stuff to work around those times.  It could be great!  We'll look into that next month.  Amazing.  WHAT A PARAGRAPH.  THE DUDE MIGHT EAT LUNCH AT A DIFFERENT TIME.  THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER READ.  And I've read upwards of THIRTY THINGS.
     Hey well done and whatnot.  Shower circumstance coming up.  I can do that no problem.  Totally.  ESPN has a headline The Orioles have agreed to a one-year deal with Rougned Odor.  Sounds like a side effect of an STD.  The guy's name not the Orioles.  Or the one-year deal part.  If only I knew how to pronounce Rougned.  That would make this joke all the better.  AND OR WORSE.  Hey great what else is going on.  What were the upwards of 30 things you've read.  I'm curious about what company I'm keeping.  Gotta imagine some Herman Melville in there.  Me & Melville are like peas in a pod.  By which I mean peas exist inside pods or something.  Together with other peas.  Not sure what a pea is, not sure what a pod is!  I know I don't like them cuisine-style.  The point is hey I'm gonna take a bath now!  Be back soon.  Maybe start experimenting with early meals NOW.  Could be fun.  Be back soon.  Real fun.  Be back soon.  Could be great.  Be back soon.  I'm excited.  Be back soon.

Only Time Will Tell

    NO!  UPDATE!  I will not adjust meal times until next month.  Unless I can start eating more calories for snacks THE MATH DOESN'T ADD UP.  Oh well such is life.  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  A lot of stuff.  Not good stuff.  So you're saying the world is shitty getting shittier.  Yep more or less.  Hmm I don't like the sound of that.  Better tune it out!  Then I can't hear it anymore.  Then I Hear Nothing.  Wonderful replacement for Bad.  Nothing beats out Negative Things 10 times out of 10!  Maybe nine times out of ten.  Maybe even as low as seven times out of ten.  I haven't actually crunched the numbers or anything.  Kind of just guessing off the top of my head.  Lemon Iced Tea Patriotism Fact Of The Day-- Beavers were once the size of bears.  Good.  I'm glad.  Over the moon about that.  I can't get enough of it!
     What else is going on.  Been a while since I played Guitar Video Game.  Kind of didn't like how it made me feel like I don't know how to play guitar at all.  Kind of didn't like how it took 45 seconds to load up after I inserted the disc and turned the power on.  Kind of didn't like how sometimes if I wanted to play different songs I'd have to change the tuning of my guitar.  Main three reasons I kind of didn't like doing it and thus stopped.  In order of significance.  But they're all important in their own special way.  What else is going on.  Big Boy Coffee coming up in a few sentences.  ALRIGHT.  Finally I Am An Adult.  I was wondering what the thing would be that would push me over the edge.  Turns out it's coffee that's not without cream but with just a bit of cream.  Funny how life works out.
    Probably.  Three more paragraphs to go.  I have a good feeling about the rest o the day!  I have a Klonopin I can take which will make me feel slightly better for a solid 1.5-2 hour period.  I'll totally just be doing some dumb stuff which is the same dumb stuff I'd do anyway but in the background I will feel less anxious!  WOW.  DID YOU SAY 1.5-2 HOURS?  THAT'S SIGNIFICANT.  Sure.  Also it makes me less anxious AFTER it wears off.  I have less Built Up Anxiety that's clogging up my imagination.  I start All New Anxiety but there's a time where the Anxiety Reservoir has been emptied.  Hmm sounds good.  What else is going on.  OH NO There might be a baseball lock out!  If I knew what that meant I'd be anxious about it!  No I wouldn't.  What do I care.  I guess there's a 1.5-2% chance that it is something that I would care about and would legitimately make me anxious.  Because I don't know what it is!  But I'm pretty confident it's not something that will effect my life.  PRETTY pretty confident.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Going back to Raspberry Snapple upcoming Super market order.  See!  Trying new things sometimes pays off.  Sometimes it's better than the old thing.  That's the kind of thing I'm talkin' about.  I can't have lunch at 2:00-2:30 today.  IT IS 2:00-2:30!  Busy doing this and then busy taking a walk.  Also-- not Lunch hungry!  I could eat some Animal Cancer Crackers sure.  But I don't want a MEAL what are you crazy.  Anyway what else is going on.  First day of December.  Does that mean anything tangible to anyone.  Or more appropriately To Me.  What do I care if it means something to someone else.  I'm not them!  I'm someone else than someone else!  What Does December First Mean To Me -- a second grade essay by Michael WhateverMyLastNameIs.  That's a TERRIBLE title.  It's a question!  Albeit without the question mark.  But it should be a DECLARATIVE STATEMENT.  I'm getting out my Red Pen to deal with grading this essay.  NOT A GREAT START.
     Last paragraph of the day.  I'd have my red pen out anyway.  What, if it was a better title, I'd take out a blue pen and just use the pen to praise and compliment Well Dones in the paper?  No I need a red pen either way to point out accidents and mistakes and oops-em-ups.  What else is going on.  Why am I grading my own paper.  For convenience sakes!  Also not enough teachers to go around.  Not enough in the budget!  Students need to teach themselves now.  Oh okay.  That's one way to look at it.  The other way is that Teachers need to be their own Students.  Hmm.  Gonna have to think about that one.  I GOT NO ONE ELSE TO TEACH.  I GOTTA TEACH MYSELF NOW.  PRESUMABLY WHAT I ALREADY KNOW.  Sounds about right.  Hey the entry is over now.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-2:15 P.M.

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