Saturday, April 30, 2022

Tomorrow Is Another Today

    HEY!  Mets pitched a combined no-hitter yesterday!  I was LIVE STREAMING the first half.  Closest I came to referencing it was in the 5th inning I saw it was zero-zero and was like HEY THIS GAME IS BORING NOTHING IS HAPPENING.  Realized there was a no-hitter going when entry ended around the 6th or 7th inning.  WONDERFUL.  This makes my life better somehow for some reason.  Also SO WHAT I've NEVER allowed a hit in the major league baseball MY ENTIRE CAREER.  So there's that.  Only had 2 beers last night.  Got three good options of what to do.  Best option-- leave it over for Night I Would Have Been Out Of Beer.  And continue 100% AIMING for 3 beers a night-- don't even THINK about hey maybe 2 will be fine for tonight.  AIM 100% FOR 3.  But if it IS 2 then that gives more to Bonus Day.  SECOND BEST OPTION is have bonus beer with entry then next day.  THIRD BEST OPTION is have beer with future night so it's 4 beers instead of three.  FOURTH BEST OPTION is have beer in middle of the day or something.  COMBINED NO HITTER.  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
     What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Just about on early schedule today!  Anyway.  I had 3-4 OverSnacks last night before bed.  FELT like a small bange but in retrospect I don't think it qualifies.  Still not good though!  Maybe one day I'll just STOP needing snacks over the day.  Just like magic it will go away.  Like COVID in March of 2020 according to the former president of the united states.  I dunno.  I feel like my best move is drinking 7 nights a week.  But drinking with act II is PRETTY TANTALIZING.  Anyway I poured beers out into glass glass.  NO EVAPORATION per my knowledge.  Oh, right.  Reason I ate a bonus few snacks was cause I wanted to consume SOMETHING and was like well better I save this beer for a later day and have a few hundred extra calories than having the beer instead.  I HAVE PRECIOUS FEW BEERS LET'S SAVE THIS ONE.  You know that kind of thing.  Got Belgian Waffle for lunch today.  Earlier lunch than I've been taking!  Been taking a standard 2 snacks between breakfast and lunch.  With current arrangement that SHOULD drop to one.  Okay fine let's get to something entertaining-em-ups.
     NATIONAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROW IS... NEVERMIND THERE'S SIX THINGS.  Half of them are National MONTHS.  I can't go through six things.  I don't have the time or the motivation.  That's life!  What do I got in store for the afternoon.  Met game at night again.  What good does that mean.  None that's who.  Hmm.  In the Nirvana album is there a space between Never and Mind.  I feel like NO SPACE.  Better LTURQ. YEP I WAS RIGHT.  Hopefully someone got fired over that one.  Nevermind is not a word.  If they're not using words in their album titles how am I supposed to take this band seriously.  The point is I think maybe I eat so many snacks is cause they're all packed with sugar.  SURE a lot of fiber and protein too.  Those are good.  But A LOT OF ADDED SUGAR EACH ONE.  I'm addicted to the sugar.  Hey why not makes sense to me.  But what kind of good snacks are without sugar.  That's an oxymoron.  Doesn't compute.  Also I'm a cyborg who uses phrases like Doesn't Compute.  You heard it here first.  I know what I can do with Afternoon!  Look forward to evening!  Anyway.  Stayed up a bit later than usual last night!  About a half an hour later than normal.  NOT BAD.
   Hey great just great.  Tried to load up Rocksmith at around 10 PM but Xbox Controller was on the fritz and I didn't feel like getting new batteries and also my parents might have objected if it was too loud.  Maybe try again THIS AFTERNOON.  WOW AFTERNOON HUH?  SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!  Watched another SHUTTER film yesterday.  Kinda confusing!  Not that great!  I don't want films to confuse me. Who likes being confused it's terrible.  Maybe if I have beer with Act II that defeats the need for Beer Infused Act IV's.  And just enjoy 2 beers a night after suppering.  Hmm.  Worth a shot maybe.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Also maybe if I have a beer with act II I don't have the standard Act II snack.  Beer is the snack.  Fills ya up real good.  Presumably.  WORTH A SHOT MAYBE.  Anyway.  Running low on clean clothes again.  That'll happen from time to time!  Anyway what else.  Coffee after next paragraph.
    When you write Some Great Act IV it makes the Acts I through III all the more dumb.  Also I think my Act IV was great.  And there's NO CHANCE it's just because I was On Beercohol at the time.  Hmm.  Took another Morning Shower today.  Had another Dumb Dessert Breakfast.  UGH.  Leaning towards No Beer Until Tonight.  Sounds great fun.  Anyway how have I been doing on Twitter.  Still on it!  About a quarter of the time I've been on it before!  And reading just half a dozen accounts I take quite seriously.  So there's that!  Look if Twitter was beer WOULD I DRINK IT or WOULD I BANK IT FOR LATER.  I dunno too many moving pieces in that question.  Can't say for sure!  What else is up.  Just had normal entry snack.  Hopefully it lasts me till lunch!  But if not, 2 snacks between breakfast and lunch IS the standard.  DAMNIT.  What else is up.  Oh it's time for coffee.  That's good.  Be back soon!
    Okay.  LOOK I could always just write An Entry At Night While Drinking.  But then I wouldn't know what to do With Morning.  YOU IDIOTS.  Hmm.  Tomorrow we get to Turn The Page on World Travel Calendar.  Amazing!  I dunno if I'd wanna world travel anywhere.  Just go to Universal Studios Orlando.  They're still okay right?  I WANNA SEE TERMINATOR 3-D AGAIN.  Ride THE SIMPSONS ride.  Basically those two things.  OH INDIANA JONES LIVE SHOW.  WOW THREE THINGS.  STAND IN LINE.  Hey if this line is so long something GREAT must be happening at the end of it.  Also I'M DYING FROM ANTICIPATION.  Anyway jeez.  Not sure Universal Studios can call themselves that.  I doubt they've gone beyond The Earth at all.  The universe is like SEVEN TIMES the size of The Earth.  And you have NO IDEA about the other 6/7ths!  You have some idea thanks to looking up at night sky and using telescopes.  BUT NOT ENOUGH.  Hey remember that movie Don't Look Up.  How's that working out for people.
     Seventh paragraph of the act.  What else is crap.  Don't go into nights thinking hmm will I limit myself to 2 today I dunno!  NO.  GO INTO NIGHTS WITH THREE COMPLETELY IN MIND.  THEN see what happens.  What else is up and crap.  Any good movies to watch tonight.  I know there's a Met game but how exciting can that be.  I watched the second half of a no hitter yesterday and that wasn't even that exciting!  GREAT.  NOBODY'S DOING ANYTHING.  THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ENTERTAINING?  I'd rather there be a 15 hitter than a no hitter, even if it means my team is losing.  Wait.  No.  Only if my team is winning.  Either way GREAT I DUNNO.  I don't get why it's called Don't Look Up.  The entire point of the movie is that we SHOULD look up.  Shoulda called the movie LOOK UP.  That's my hot take.  Also the science behind an asteroid hitting us in that time frame and what we can do about it and all that seems kinda FICTIONY and not plausible.  NOT PLAUSIBLE SCIENCE?  ONLY PLAUSIBLE AS AN ANALOGY?  NOW I HATE THIS MOVIE.
     Okay.  The Shutter film DID take place in an abandoned mental hospital.  THAT I understand.  25% of all Shutter Movies take place in abandoned mental hospitals.  So I was comfortable with the setting.  The rest of it was hard to follow!  And I was trying REALLY HARD to follow.  Devoted an entire THIRTY PERCENT OF MY ATTENTION SPAN TO IT.  Hmm.  What else is up and crap.  Lunch still 3, 3.5 hours away?  That hardly seems fair.  Then again how long I have to wait until I have lunch is an ANALOGY for Climate Change.  I CAN'T EXPLAIN NOW I'M IN A HURRY I'LL TELL YA LATER.  Also the great thing about Don't Look UP is that it's an analogy for climate change first and foremost BUT there's plenty of other apocalyptic things that could happen that could ALSO be implied as an analogy for the movie.  This hits ALL the bases!  WELL DONE.  NOW WE ARE SLIGHTLY MORE PREPARED FOR ACCEPTING AND DEALING WITH APOCALYPSE.
    Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Maybe try HOT DOG BUNS as sandwich bread for the next round of sandwiches.  I feel like I tried that before and didn't like it.  I'LL LIKE IT THIS TIME AROUND.  SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST.  Also I'm getting Sawdust Dogs.  That's better in hot dog buns than using other kinda bread.  Tastes more LEGIT.  What else is up and crap.  Fit 2 sawdust dogs into 1 bun.  Maybe just 1.5.  What the Hell is going on here.  Maybe next time I have to get Dinner I go with 2 Parter Chicken Dinner.  I didn't lose enthusiasm for it at all!  If anything I GAINED enthusiasm for it over the course of yesterday.  I just also went from Zero Enthusiasm to Sixty in terms of the Steak and Stuffed Mushrooms!  Good stuff.  Any weird documentaries I can watch during the afternoon.  People who are addicted to drugs and they may or may not try to help them at the end of the episode.  Hey live and let live that's what I say.  No it isn't.  Yeah not yet but I might say it one day.  Hmm.  One more paragraph before walk!
    Okay.  HUNGER DIED DOWN.  Even though the snack was earlier than I wanted MAY BE ENOUGH to tide me over till Lunch.  AMAZING.  Afternoon gonna be great.  Looking forward to THE LUNCH.  Looking forward to the ONE AND A HALF HOUR RESTING TIME a few hours later.  It's all good is the point.  Maybe come up with a movie to watch after Act IV presuming I still write an Act IV.  MET GAME AIN'T ENTERTAINING ENOUGH.  How about GODZILLA (1998).  I don't have Godzilla (1998)!  I have it on VHS somewhere.  But I have no VCR.  And if I do I don't know where it is.  And if I knew where it is I wouldn't know how to connect it.  And if I did I probably would never find the VHS of Godzilla (1998).  Either way oh well what can ya do.  NOT watch Godzilla (1998) apparently.  Better LTURQ.  Possible it was 1997.  NOPE 1998.  I guess this is a paragraph.  I wonder WHY.  But it is nonetheless.  Be back in a little bit!

No Doubt About It

    Hi!  No beer!  Coffee with next act.  Amazing.  Gonna give it the ol' college try to limit myself to THREE SNACKS A DAY.  Of varying size and quality.  But the point is ONE MONTH.  Let's do it for a month.  NO NUT MOVEMBER.  Several things wrong with that sentence.  Anyway if Most People Can Do It surely I can do it.  Not necessarily my body has DISORDERS and I'm on PILLS.  STILL THOUGH.  I wanna do what normal people can do anyway!  Make me feel good.  Anyway what kind of HORROR MOVIE can I watch after Act IV today.  Gotta be something.  Settle for Halloween III: Season Of That Witch?  That's a fine Settling I guess.  Not ideal.  But I could see myself settling for that.  Also that's the last thing I ever learned on guitar.  Two or three years ago.  Just fucking around and playing the riff to THREE MORE DAYS TO HALLOWEEN, etc.  Since then I'VE LEARNT NOTHING.  GOOD if that's the kind of thing I'd be learning BETTER OFF WITHOUT IT.
     Okay!  DELETED HOT DOG BUNS.  What am I an idiot.  I can't eat a sandwich in a hot dog bun.  Get out of here with that bullshit.  Think I'm gonna go with NOT putting Truvia on Belgian Waffle either before OR after microwaving it.  MIGHT PUT A PAPER TOWEL OVER IT for microwaving it.  I've had BAD EXPERIENCES in the past microwaving waffle.  Gets into a weird tough unpleasant texture.  Maybe paper towel will help.  It helps other things!  You mopping things up and stuff.  What else is up.  About an hour ahead of schedule for NightTime tonight compared to yesterday.  Eat at 6:45 or 7:00 PM instead of 8:00 and thusly everything else is pushed back an hour.  Or an hour 15 minutes.  You get it!  Would Michael Myers kill anyone if it's not Halloween/Halloween Season.  Say he escapes from Mental Institution in April.  What's he gonna do.  Just hang around until October.  Gonna have to look into that one.
    Hmm.  Maybe just put Belgian Waffle in Oven but for not a long time.  YEAH.  AMAZING.  What else.  Still got the two black and whites.  Was halfway ready to eat AT LEAST one last night.  Didn't!  That would have crossed the line into a smallish bange.  Instead I just over indulged with snacks.  So I got that going for me at least.  Maybe watch Halloween III during the afternoon.  Save something EVEN BETTER for the nighttime.  Which should be easy cause this movie was pretty mediocre!  The point is HEY MET GAME THAT'LL BE FUN.  Mets walked SIX BATTERS in no hitter.  That sounds like an easy way to get a no-hitter like 10-20% of the time.  Just NEVER throw the ball in the strike zone.  Walk 60 people.  You gotta throw it in the strike zone AT LEAST SOMETIMES.  Or else they'll ALWAYS just go into the at bat ready to take the walk.  Well at some point they'd get bored.  If they walk 20 times in one inning they might just be like okay we're good just strike us out the rest of the game we've got enough runs.  NO HITTER.  WELL DONE.
    Penultimate paragraph of the act.  LOOK can someone hit the ball out of the strike zone into a hit?  OF COURSE!  You gotta REALLY go out of the strike zone.  Also that's why I said it only works 10-20% of the time.  80-90% of the time YES someone will reach out and get a hit despite your best efforts to not give him any good pitches to hit.  Anyway I feel like I've made my point As Stupid As It May Be.  Hmm.  Lunch creeping up!  No complaints about that.  Well one complaint.  It's not NOW.  That's INCORRECT COMPLAINT.  Ideally I'd have it in Oh I Don't Know TWENTY MINUTES all else being equal.  Just listening to my Hunger now.  Twenty minutes.  Forget every other variable to add to the calculation.  Huh.  What else is up and crap.  You can also just hit every batter in the head.  What can they do.  Throw you out of the game.  Have the next pitcher DO THE EXACT SAME THING.  At some point they gotta call the game.  TOO MANY PEOPLE GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD.  IT'S OVER EVEN IF IT'S IN THE THIRD INNING.  Ya know what?  Umpire gives you a warning for hitting someone in the head?  HIT THAT SUCKER IN HE HEAD.  See how HE LIKES IT.  You need to project DOMINANCE when you're on the pitching mound and if that means Attacking The Umpires THAT'S JUST THE WAY THE GAME IS PLAYED.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  Gonna try PILLSBURY TOASTER STRUDEL upcoming Amazon Fresh order instead of Pop Tart.  CINNAMON ROLL FLAVOR.  The same amount of calories as a Pop Tart but SLIGHTLY MORE GRAMS.  THIS IS GREAT THIS COULD BE A REAL GAME CHANGER.  Do you NEED to eat Toaster Strudels from Toaster.  Or can you eat them Regular.  Lemme LTURQ.  HMM YOU REALLY KINDA HAVE TO TOAST THEM.  I don't like that!  GONNA TRY IT ANYWAY.  Let's mix things up is the point I'm trying to make.  What else is crap.  The point is when I would tell Doctors that I was eating every 2 hours and they implied that's not good I was like YOU IDIOT THAT'S PERECT.  INTERNET SAID YOU SHOULD EAT EVERY 2-3 HOURS.  I'M EATING 9 TIMES A DAY LIKE A RESPONSIBLE PERSON.  Now I see wait a second THEY MIGHT BE RIGHT ON THIS ONE.  The point is great it's time to take another walk.  I'll be back in just a little bit!

Excuse Me Can I Finish

    HEY!  Time to wrap this sucker up.  Not pleased with the titles so far.  All almost definitely used before, all almost definitely BELOW THE MEDIAN QUALITY TITLE.  DEFINITELY below the mode.  What about The Mean.  I DUNNO ABOUT THE MEAN.  What else is going on.  Probably put on Halloween III for AFTERNOON between-walks Viewing.  Delicious!  FORGET TOASTER STRUDEL.  I'm trying the cookies and cream pop tart.  On the lower end of calories for pop tarts.  I like the way it sounds!  I THINK I may have gotten it once before and enjoyed it.  DON'T HAVE TO TOAST IT!  I like my dessert breakfast pastries UNTOASTED thank you very much.  YOU ARE WELCOME.  Hmm.  SHUT UP.  I don't need Me Talking Back To Me.  I got enough problems as it is!  What else is going on and crap.  May get into the night and decide no fourth act tonight.  Gonna take it on a night-by-night basis at this point.  Just being upfront!  So we're all on the same page!  The RIGHT page.  If you're on a different page YOU'RE WAY OFF.  JOIN EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS HERE PAGE.  What you get off on being on the wrong page YOU PERVERT?
     What else is up.  Maybe Ovenize Waffle just to make sure it's not a weird consistency.  Take it out early so it doesn't get too crispy.  That's a plan that could work out IN REAL WORLD.  Anyway had half a cup of cooked egg whites hanging around in my fridge for about a week.  Better eat them tomorrow.  Everyone knows egg whites only last About A Week Plus One Day.  Health Bread expires tomorrow FOR REAL DEFINITE.  Eat that Black Forest Ham Sandwich.  Eat the SHIT out of it.  What else is going on.  Lots of fun stuff for today.  Possibly think of a much better thing to do than watch Halloween III: Season Of The Witch.  WOW?  A BETTER THING TO DO?  BETTER THAN THE C/C+ THING I THOUGHT TO DO.  Possibly as high as B/B-?  IF YOU SAY SO.  What else is crap and shit.  I'd like to find another granola bar or protein bar or fiber bar that's SIMILAR to Quest Bars but different.  We all know quest bars are great and hearty.  I want a similar size, calories, good for health, but TASTE is different.  I LOVE TASTE OF QUEST don't get me wrong.  But VARIETY never hurt anyone!
     Probably has.  Probably has hurt a lot of people!  I pity them.  What else is going on.  Replace XBOX Batteries.  Play Call Of Duty II!  I feel like I got stuck on one level because I either couldn't figure out where to run to to hit the next check point and was just wandering around aimlessly, OR because I was in a real tight spot and was gettin' gunned down every time I tried this part of the level and just couldn't get past it by killing them before they kill me.  Also video game kinda dumb in general am i right folks.  Probably not.  What else is going on.  Halfway through Act III!  Sweet.  How long was Act IV yesterday.  Lemme LTURQ.  12?!  That's a lot of paragraphs.  Then again who cares.  Am I gonna go on twitter today.  ODDS ARE YES.  ODDS ARE I'll be SUCCESSFUL at only reading the tweets of 10 or 12 people or so.  I don't need to be exposed to OTHER VIEW POINTS because we all know THE OTHER VIEW POINTS ARE TERRIBLE HORRIBLE NO GOOD VERY BAD VIEW POINTS.  Why bother.
    Penultimate paragraph.  Took Ritalin last night with beer.  Before Dinner.  Had about 1/3rd of A Beer with dinner.  1 and 2/3rds after dinner.  I THINK probably around 1, 1/3rd with entry.  AND THE LEFTOVER AFTER ENTRY.  Anyway Ritalin great I can't get enough of it in certain relatively uncommon situations all things considered which it is prescribed for so get off my back about it is the point.  HMM.  AFTERNOON EH.  IF YOU SAY SO.  Been having problem with waking up an hour or two early and instead of going back to sleep like I normally would, I have breakfast then and THEN go back to sleep.  So far hasn't caused any real noticeable problems.  Just about as hungry in the morning as I was before-- relatively considerably!  But I WOULD LIKE to stop doing that and eat breakfast when I get up for good PRESUMABLY AFTER SHOWER.  Okay.  Fine.  HOW DOES THIS EFFECT ME.  It's my life.  YES I WAS SPEAKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHEN I WROTE THAT SENTENCE.  Oh.  Okay.  Carry on then!
     Last paragraph of the... act.  Almost said Entry.  NOT NECESSARILY!  Cool.  Loosening up a bit on the cutting down caffeine.  Caffeine in orange soda.  Bumped up from cutting down to 2 sodas a week back up to 3 and I THINK I went back up to 4 this week?  Because I LIKE TO LIVE ON THE EDGE.  I'LL PEE MY PANTS IF I HAVE TO AS LONG AS IT MEANS I DRINK SLIGHTLY MORE ORANGE SODA OVER THE COURSE OF A WEEK.  We all have to make compromises in life.  Maybe.  Maybe some people don't.  I envy them.  Or I pity them.  They're not getting The Real Human Experience!  Dependent upon Making Compromises Sometimes.  THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE MISSING.  Anyway hey the entry, whenever it ends, is the last entry of the month!  Gonna have to start May.  HEY if Twitter switches to White Font on Black Background MAYBE I SWITCH to Black Font on White Background.  ALWAYS GOTTA BE ONE STEP AHEAD OF THE GAME.  Ideally 3 or 4 steps I GUESS but I'm comfortable with just being One Step ahead.  Why bother with any more steps.  Anyway I'll see ya later!

-12:00 P.M.

suppose this is good enough

    HEY!  Had a nice productive smallish-mediumish BANGE this afternoon.  Concluded I MUST take 8 walks a day not 7.  EVERY TIME I TRY TO DROP DOWN IT ALL GOES TO PUTT.  Also figured out a good SNACK SCHEDULE ROUTINE.  Basically I got it all down.  It's gonna be a SUSTAINABLE SUMMER TO REMEMBER.  Was .5 pounds more than I wanted to be at last check in.  Right now probably added a pound to that in half a week.  Figure with my Sustainable Summer To Remember Routine, I'll be where I wanna be somewhere between 1-4 months.  TAKE IT SLOW.  NO NEED TO RUSH.  I'm okay where I am.  It's all about SUSTAINING.  And SUMMERING.  And REMEMBER ROUTINE-ING.  You can't forget a routine.  That's the whole point.  Gotta remember it.  If you don't remember your routine whose gonna remember it for you?  Your parents?  Well SURE if they're ALIVE.  Hmm.  Writing Act IV before dinner.  Not so hungry!  Ate a smallish-mediumish bange a few hours ago!
     Hmm.  Nice sustainable snack TIMES and snack CHOICES.  Big snacks but less of them.  Gonna be good.  Also snacks that made up Straight Up Dessert Breakfasts are now SNACKS AGAIN.  So I can have nice balanced breakfast more often or frozen egg sandwiches.  MAKE SNACKS SNACKS AGAIN.  Or alternatively MAKE BREAKFAST BREAKFAST AGAIN.  The point is WHY YES I DO HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT.  Thanks for asking!  Breakfast is at 7:45 AM.  And normal dinner is at 7:45 P.M.?!?!  WHAT IS THIS SYMMETRY THE SIGN OF THE DEVIL?  This kind of symmetry can't be on the up and up.  SOMETHINGS A-FOUL for things to be this symmetrical.  Yes I know I'm using the word/concept of symmetry loosely.  YOU GET IT.  If you get what I'm saying it then I'm saying it fine.  I conveyed what I meant enough that you understood.  I WIN AT LANGUAGE.  WE BOTH WIN.  I win at saying language and you win at ACCURATELY comprehending language.  Let's shake hands if we ever meet each other.  Sounds like fun.  I CALL LEFT HAND.  Wait if we're shaking hands NORMALLY we're using the same sided hand as the other.  I dunno let's do it the weird way.  I use my left hand and you use your right.  IT WILL BE OUR THING.
     Okay.  Figure I'll eat in around an hour, hour 15 minutes.  Probably won't write the entire time up till then.  Dunno how long I'll write.  The point is YES it's not fun to do small-medium banges but if EVER there was a productive binge it was the one to figure out the Sustainable Summer To... uh... Something.  SUSTAINABLE SUMMER TO SOMETHING.  PERFECT.  Gotta figure out what to do when entry is over and/or when dinner is over.  I watched THE HALLOWEEN III during the day.  It was okay!  I absorbed Perfectly Part Of It and that was exactly what it deserved and was exactly the most I could get out of it.  I like the part where they play the Regular Halloween Music.  I REMEMBER THIS MUSIC FROM BEFORE.  WONDERFUL.  Maybe I can listen to the Halloween Soundtrack for the rest of the night.  But just the 20 second clip we all know and love.  I don't need the rest of it.  Just give me the highlights!  Hmmm.  Think I'm done with Twitter.  I'll get my news like the rest of us.  From my parents!  You get the news from my parents right.  Presumably.  If there is some sort of metaphysical hypothetical theoretical, "YOU," KINDA makes sense that This Concept, "You," gets your news from my parents.  Go figure!  NOW WE ARE ONE AND THE SAME.
     Anyway.  I don't like calling it student debt forgiveness.  THESE STUDENTS HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG.  THEY DON'T NEED YOUR FORGIVENESS.  JUST GIVE THEM THEIR MONEY BACK YOU JERK.  THEY DON'T WANT YOUR NICE-I-TUDES.  Eh not happy with that.  Except for, "Nice-i-tudes." That I'm VERY pleased with.  Go figure!  Anyway seeing the Mets throw a no hitter last night and hearing the commentators start today's game coverage talking about the historical nature of the feat and the extreme example of athletic heroics it encompasses REALLY MAKES YA THINK oh this is all just dumb isn't it.  Wow.  They did better at baseball than people normally do.  IT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.  It's easy to kind of get it means nothing when your team wins 5-3 or something.  When your team wins pitching a no hitter and OTHER PEOPLE are like HEY THIS MEANS SOMETHING you really get the sense WAIT A SECOND NO IT DOESN'T.  What's WRONG with you people.  Except for the performers who did it and their friends and relations.  They should be pleased as punch and those around them should be proud just to know them.  Me?  What good does it do me?  I'VE GOT A DIFFICULT LIFE AND NO AMOUNT OF NO HITTERS GONNA MAKE MY LIFE ANY EASIER.  MAYBE NINE.  EIGHT, NINE NO HITTERS MIGHT MAKE MY LIFE A BIT EASIER.
    Great.  What else is up.  During mediumish-but-on-the-small-side-of-mediumish bange I thought hmm basing how full I am I might skip dinner.  NOPE.  Ready to have dinner again!  GOOD.  It's not healthy to skip meals.  That's a hard and fast rule I made up myself that is VERY POSSIBLY consistent with what a fair amount of doctors might tell you.  So there's that.  I thought I was gonna be having last walk at 5:30 and be home from 6:00 on.  NO.  If I don't have that 7:00 PM walk things just go to Putt!  Is that even a real expression.  Someone says it in the film The Frighteners.  Something all just does to Putt.  Like it's wasted or never fully actualized or completed or maybe just ruined in some respect.  Dunno if I've ever heard it outside of The Frighteners.  Either way I'm on board with it and I'm gonna prosthyepize the phrase if its the last thing I do!  Even if its the penultimate thing I do!  POP QUIZ HOT SHOT did I read somewhere The Frighteners was originally gonna be a Tales From The Crypt Movie?  Send your answers to SOMEONE WHO GIVES A DAMN.
     Anyway.  Put food in oven in 10 minutes.  Take it out of oven in 58 minutes.  Sounds about right.  We're talkin ICE CREAM SANDWICH as morning snack.  We're talking KWEST BAR as afternoon snack.  We're talking SMALLER WILDCARD + BONUS SMALLER ICE CREAM BAR MIDNIGHT SNACK SNACKS for evening snack(s).  It's a routine I CAN ENJOY and stick to I think.  Why bother doing something else.  Those snacks are delicious and satisfying.  What am I some sort o idiot who DOESN'T wanna eat an ice cream sandwich at 10:15 AM every day?  NO.  I'm NOT that kind of idiot.  I'm the other kind of idiot.  THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF IDIOTS IN THIS WORLD... I just told you.  I don't need to repeat myself!  Hmm CORRESPONDENTS dinner is tonight I think!  Lemme LTURQ!  That could be a Horror Show Worth Watching.  Hmm TV Speaker ain't working.  Trying turning Entire Surge Protector On and Off.  I'll let you know how that works out for me in just a little bit.  Maybe watch ARMAGEDDON tonight.  It's a scary movie because HOW AM I GONNA MANAGE STAYING AWAKE THIS ENTIRE MOVIE.  Long movie!  Lots of acts in this movie.  At least fourteen by my count.  Hmm.  Also should I consider having 4th beer today?  I think I should consider any and everything.  Might take a while to get around to considering EVERYTHING but I guess I have to start now if I want even a fighting chance.  LOOK I was gonna put food in oven now but I'm not hungry yet to eat it yet in 45 minutes yet.  LOOK sound works again.  I'm worried that they might poke too much  light hearted fun at Biden while FASCISM IS GAINING GROUND RAPIDLY IN AMERICA.  Oh okay that's a legitimate horror show.
     I read a book by Trevor Noah.  VERY FEW people can say that I've read books written by AND ABOUT them.  He's in good company!  Like, uh.. ya know... Robert Kennedy Jr.  When I was a kid Robert Kennedy JR was a good guy writing books about environmental issues.  Now a-days he's a Covid Vaccine Denier or something.  In the sense that he denies it's any good.  Not in the sense that someone's about to get a shot and he pompously slaps the injector out of the nurses hand and goes DENIED!  Though he might do that too.  I don't know how he spends his spare time.  I don't know how he spends his professional time.  Anyway.  Armageddon!  How long is this movie.  I'm gonna guess TWO HOURS FOURTY EIGHT MINUTES.  Lemme LTURQ.  151 minutes.  That translates to 2 hours 31 minutes.  REASONABLY CLOSE.  Also reasonably COULDA BEEN CLOSER.  Oh well I guess time to commit SUDOKU.  You know.  The thing where Japanese kill themselves because it's the only way to redeem their honor.  Sudoku!  Lets see what it's really called.  Seppeku.   Well I was halfway there.
     Anyway.  Took a short rest this afternoon.  Rested for like 45 minutes or an hour.  Slept for half that.  Did binge when I woke up.  GO FIGURE.  Maybe watch Rashoman.  I FORGET EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.  That's a good thing to watch.  I HAVE IT and whatknot.  Also now that I'm breaking up with twitter I can pay attention to it!  Which is important!  Let's see how long THAT movie is.  Better not be a FRIGHTENING amount of time Whatever That Means Exactly.  88 Minutes.  NOT SCARY AT ALL.  Except that I think THERE'S A FILM CALLED 88 MINUTES.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  I wonder how long that movie is.  Better LTURQ. 110 Minutes.  Go figure!  I guess to provide extra context for the Exact 88 Minutes.  We get some pre-text to it and possibly some post-text.  Good deal!  What else is going on and crap.  Lemme switch from Dumb Mets game to Dumb Correspondents Dinner.  Also-- I don't care who knows it-- favorite Tweet account is KYLE GRIFFIN.  Not 100% sure who he is but he posts the top most important news and that's that!  I don't FOLLOW HIM.  I follow 11 people.  But he's better than all of them.  Just a dozen to two dozen posts a day about Hey just heads up this is a news story.  So THAT I'll miss.  Everyone else can Suck An Egg.
     Also if Twitter was back to black font on white background I'd stay with it.  I DON'T LIKE THE NEW FORMAT.  Must be a way I can restore old format.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Anyway.  Dinner tonight.  Can always microwave it instead of ovenize it!  Anyway.  ARE VICE PRESIDENTS OFF LIMITS IN CORRESPONDENTS DINNER.  Biden'll be like hey make fun of me all you like BUT YOU LEAVE KAMALA HARRIS OUT OF THIS.  Wonderful.  Already into 9th paragraph of the act.  Great.  Gotta do things after this.  Wonderful.  I guess.  I can enjoy days.  Nice meals of varying substance.  Nice snacks of mostly routine but hopefully filling enough to keep me going.  MAYBE a nice REST in the middle of the day despite taking 8 walks.  Nice fun Nighttimes possibly EVERY NIGHT without taking ANY Sabbath off.  How many sabbaths are there.  Jew Sabbath is Saturday.  Christ Sabbath is Sunday.  When is Muslim Sabbath.  Hmm.  FRIDAY!!!  I LOVE IT.  WE GOT ALL THE WEEKEND DAYS COVERED BETWEEN US THREE.  The BEST three religions if I may say so.  I don't necessarily BELIEVE IT but I MAY say so if I feel like it.  Even if it betrays me feeling a way that's incorrect.  What else is crap.  OH MAN I just realized BIDEN GONNA DO A ROUTINE TONIGHT right?  Is that just celebrity roasts I'm thinking of?  At the end they give it back as good as they got it.  Gotta imagine Biden gonna go on a RAMPAGE tonight right?  THAT I wanna see.
    What else is up.  YEP.  CNN CHYRON says, "Soon: Biden, Tervor Noah tell Jokes at WH Correspondent's Dinner."  ALRIGHT BIDEN TIME.  He's just BIDEN HIS TIME until he gets to do SOME SCHITCK.  Hmm.  Any Biden Books out there.  Gotta imagine there's a 1/3rd chance Biden wrote and/or ghost-wrote a book at some point.  I'd read that!  Also definitely some biographies of Biden out there!  See if there's a good one, I might just be interested in reading THAT.  THIS DUDE IS THE PRESIDENT.  BEEN THAT WAY FOR A WHILE NOW.  GONNA BE THAT WAY FOR EVEN LONGER THAN IT'S ALREADY BEEN.  YEP LOTS OF BOOKS.  TOO MANY.  Gonna have to decide which one I wanna Not Really Consider Getting To Read But Maybe Anyway.  Probably all propaganda books for election years.  Every 4 years he releases a, "BOOK," that's main message is DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR ME.  I don't need to read that.  Outdated!  I CAN'T VOTE FOR YOU IN THE 2008 DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY I'M SORRY IT'S TOO LATE.  Hmm.  First time I voted was probably 2008 Main Election.  Or maybe before then.  Or maybe after then!  Who can say for sure.
     What else is up.  They'll poke fun at Biden's famous habit of... tendency to... fault of... I dunno BEING OLD?  That's the main thing that comes to mind.  HEY THIS DUDE IS LIKE THE REST OF US BUT OLDER.  LAUGH YOU IDIOTS LAUGH!  Anyway.  Put food in oven in about half an hour.  Leave it in for about 45 minutes.  That's the CURRENT plan.  Wow CURRENT?  Doesnt' get much more relevant than that.  Except for Future Plans.  That takes Current into Consideration and is even MORE updated on that!  Hmm.  Have the Mets thrown any micro-no-hitters while I've been on CNN.  NO THEY HAVE NOT.  What else.  About 1.75 beers in.  Probably keep it at 3 overall.  Anyway.  Took a klonopin and a ritalin before this started.  Because I LIKE DOING THINGS.  Prove me wrong!  Might try a new Indulgant-ish Ice Cream Sandwich.  Not a FULL ON indulgent ice cream sandwich.  But of the halfway indulgant ones, ones that lean more to the indulgent side.  30 calories a sandwich over ONE BOX of 6 or so sandwiches isn't gonna break the bank.  Let's see what I've been missing out on and whatknot.
    Maybe Biden likes ice cream sandwiches.  This is the stuff he needs to get out there!  His poll numbers are quite low among people who disapprove of him!  He starts talking about how much he likes ice cream sandwiches ya never know what kind of effect that might have!  Possibly a POSITIVE one.  Some religions have MOON SCHEDULE BASED SABBATHS.  Okay.  I find that complicated but KIND OF COOL.  I don't have it in me to keep track of Lunar Schedule but if that's what you're into I gotta hand it to you!  Seems fun.  Best of luck!  CNN CHYRON SAYS, "BIDEN FACES UNIQUE MOMENT TONIGHT AMID GLOBAL TERMOIL."  WHAT THE HELL.  That chyron isn't LIGHT HEARTED or FUN.  You just ruined this entire experience for me.  What THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM CNN CHYRON.  Back to The Met game for me.  I envy people who are illiterate so they never would have had to read that at all.  Anyway.  What's the definitive biography-type memoir-ish book-thing on Joe Biden.  I'd look that up right now but I'm busy trying to finish this exact sentence that's going on right now.  WELL NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY...
    Hmm.  Alright at this point gotta have dinner relatively soon if I'm gonna have dinner.  It's 8:45!  Can't have dinner past 9:45 really.  Fine then I'll have it at 9:45 HOT SHOT.  Maybe I wanna skip dinner.  THAT'S UNHEALTHY.  Hmm.  Have breakfast dinner.  BUT THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA DO FOR BREAKFAST.  Hmm.  It's a hearty dinner I have that I would have to have!  Part II of III of Steak & Stuffed Mushroom!  They gave a lot of steak!  Maybe have slightly less than a third of the entire thing.  Hmm.  That sounds like an interesting idea.  Lots of ideas are interesting.  I'm a real Thinker Type Guy so you give me some ideas I'll find them interesting no question.  I'd find it easier to decide to not eat dinner or have something half the size that's not a dinner if I was alone.  My parents might notice and judge me though.  DANGIT.  WHY IS LIFE DIFFICULT AT TIMES.  Hmm.  If I was alone ya know what.  Have black and white cookie for dinner.  Decent sized!  Filling.  Delicious.  Not TOO big.  Eating it responsibly and not as a Bange.  MY PARENTS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING THOUGH.  It's like that prison thing where the guards are in the middle and the prison is a circle so you always think the guards are watching you.  You know PRISONER'S DILEMMA?  Sure I know about things.  Get off my back about it!
    Okay.  Gettin' deep into Act IV now!  12 or 13th paragraph.  14th.  I guess write 15 of the top of my head.  Well only 11 were off the top of my head.  Around 4 of them were carefully considered and thought out.  Possibly inaccurate.  Probably just eat Regular Dinner.  Why not.  Do the regular thing!  That's what life is all about.  METS JUST SCORED A RUN.  1-0 METS.  GOOD LUCK TRYING TO CATCH UP NOW.  To their enemies I mean.  Not to YOU.  You can't catch up at all, not even involved in this game.  Only the Phillies can catch up to the Mets in this game.  It's either them or NOBODY.  What the Hell.  Put food in oven in 10 minutes.  9:45 PM.  Regular food, KINDA Irregular time.  I used to eat dinner at 9:30 PM often while Dieting To Lose Weight.  That was a thing.  Beyond that?  Kinda feels like TOO MUCH of a thing.  Oh well what can ya do.  Lots of things.  I have many choices at my disposal.  Oh well what can ya do.  Fair counterpoint.
     Hey great I'm finishing 2nd beer with end of entry.  That's conservationalist and whatknot.  Well basically just start oven when this entry is over.  Leave it in for 45 minutes.  See where that gets me in life.  Maybe have SLIGHTLY less steak and potato and broccoli.  Stuffed mushroom not much can be done with.  They give ya three!  One for each portion!  I can cut myself a slightly smaller than half of what's left piece of steak, though!  YEAH.  WONDERFUL.  Anyway Mets have best record in major league and it's been TWENTY GAMES OR MORE already.  At this point I think it's safe to call it.  They've clinched a play-off spot!  Let's not hold back saying what most of us know is essentially true.  Albright just gonna go start oven now.  Be back in a bit.  Maybe with a bonus paragraph or two!
     HEY GREAT NEWS.  I put in food in oven for 90 seconds and then was like I really don't wanna eat all this so I took it out and explained myself to Dad and he was like okay fine sure and I was like I should eat SOMETHING later and he was like okay fine sure and that was that.  Right now?  BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE.  Relatively big.  JUST FILLING ENOUGH.  And delicious!  Probably in around 45 minutes or an hour from now.  Delicious.  Just finished 2nd beer.  Delicious!  The point is I forget.  I don't have time to watch A MOVIE after this.  Maybe Rashoman.  IT DEMANDS TO BE WATCHED.  One of the best  films out there!  If I don't watch it tonight WHO IS.  It's MY TURN.  Gotta do it!  I'm not sure if I'm comfortable watching, "Jokes," on Cable News.  Used to it being 100% Doom and Gloom.  Even when it's not TANGIBLY or CONSCIOUSLY Doom and Gloom the undercurrent subtext is Doom and Gloom.  Well sure I guess the undercurrent subtext of Correspondent's Dinner will be Doom and Gloom.  Why would I want to watch that.  I dunno maybe I like Doom and Gloom!  I LIKE GLOOM BUT NOT DOOM.  AND ONLY IN MODERATION.
     17th paragraph.  I think that gets me to the same amount of overall paragraphs as yesterday.  37.  SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.  37 PARAGRAPHS A DAY.  I'M A REAL WRITER.  NONE OF THIS 20 PARAGRAPH NONSENSE.  WE REAL WRITERS DO 37.  What else is crappening.  My Dad is saying there's controversy that they shouldn't let Biden go to event because Super Spreader.  Not to be confused with Super Shredder.  Who is an enemy of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  WHEN HE'S BECOME ENHANCED.  Normally he's Shredder.  Then SOMETHING, SOMEHOW turns him SUPER.  You get the idea.  I got time to watch Rashoman.  There's the 2nd half of close Met game, there's Correspondents dinner... both legit options!  OR I CAN BLOW UP THE ENTIRE NIGHT AND GO WITH RASHOMAN.  This is a tough one.  Easiest most likely correct answer is go back and forth between Met Game and Super Spreader Political Comedy Event To Remember.  The point is the entry is over.  The DAY is over!  Usually that happens like 9 hours ago.  Not today!  See ya tomorrow.

-9:11 P.M.
      

Friday, April 29, 2022

This Better Be Good

    HI!  Super Market delivery coming this morning.  Probably will have Act I done by then but not definite!  Had a medium sized BANGE last night which I partially made up for by not having dinner.  I was on the fence on whether to eat dinner-- chicken potted pie-- and I decided to eat it but it was gross for some reason so I threw most of it out!  ANYWAY.  Figured I'd make it a Productive Bange and re-assess my schedule.  Gonna cut Walks by one and Snacks by one.  Seven walks!  5 Snack!  Most people in the world don't eat that many snacks at all!  Should be more than enough for me!  Anyway.  Presumably getting beer today.  Current thought for today is probably either all 3 at night or 1 with Entry and 2 at night.  ALSO thinking about writing ACT IV'S at night with beer.  But I'm leaning towards NOT doing that because WHY BOTHER YA KNOW.  Anyway Delicious.  Took shower first thing after waking up!  That's the new routine!  Don't have to have a small section between walks just for shower.  Now I have that small section between walks just for... hmm.  Does that small section still exist at all?  Lemme check my notes.  NOPE.  Small half-hour between walks has been ELIMINATED.  WOW!
     Cool!  HEY Lean Hebrew National Salami became available last night so I deleted Turkey Pastrami and replaced it with that.  THAT SANDWICH MAY BE IN THE MIX FOR TODAY LUNCH.  Delicious.  Have some sort of SALTY side as a side.  Maybe Cheez-Ums.  You know Cheez-its?  But now I'm gonna start calling them Cheez-Ums?  You get it.  Anyway great just great.  Will I do CircleWalking after Act I if I have the time?  POSSIBLE!  What else.  Met game tonight at 7:10 PM!  Do I wanna waste my nighttime drinking on Met game?  POSSIBLY.  Maybe record it and then an hour in catch up on Excitement Times and then do that again once or twice throughout the night.  YEAH.  Also I DEFINITELY would rather eat some Cheez-Ums than some Cheez-Its.  I accept it's probably JUST ME who feels that way.  But I'm just being honest!  How come it's CitiField the Mets play at.  Why can't it be CheezUmsField.  They don't have THE FINANCIAL MEANS that's why.  Not YET.
     Okay.  Still going back and forth on Twitter!  I look at Generic Feed a lot which is half people I follow and half, "RECOMMENDATIONS," of tweets I might wanna read.  THAT'S A PROBLEM AREA.  Just read the dozen and a half people I want and NOTHING ELSE.  I can manage that probably.  Also I see twitter is now white font on black background?  Or is that just me?  Either way DON'T LIKE IT.  A website with a black background and white font?  WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF.  Could just be a glitch on my phone.  On the computer it still is standard color scheme.  Go figure!  At what point does Elon Musk officially take over.  Has he done that already.  Either way what a jerk.  Also he's not just AA billionaire.  He's THE Billionaire!  Biggest amount of money in the world per my understanding.  WHAT A JERK.  Donate like half your fortune to GOOD THINGS you idiot.  You'd still have an insane amount of money YOU IDIOT.  Hmm.  What else is up.  I enjoyed writing evening entry on some vodka a couple of days ago.  That's the wildcard in terms of deciding when to have beer.  If I wanna write more at night.  OR try to duplicate it by just writing at normal time but with beer at the same time.  HMM.
    National Food Of The Tomorrow Day is... National Bubble Tea Day and National Oatmeal Cookie Day.  Let's work backwards.  I've said it before, I'll say it again-- most of my life I had no desire to eat oatmeal cookies cause I've had no desire to eat oatmeal.  NOW I SEE THE COOKIE VERSION IS GREAT.  Ok.  Bubble tea?  NEVER HAD THAT.  I think it was a thing when I was a teenager that people did.  Might be a popular with Asian-American thing.  Asian American Teenagers Maybe thing.  Or maybe that association I have is FALSE and I'm misremembering things.  NO WAY OF KNOWING!  Anyway dinner could be ANYTHING.  Sounds like I MAY FINALLY GET CCP I've been thinking about lately.  What else.  I was thinking about just throwing out dinner cause parents knew I was having it and I couldn't get away with just secretly not preparing anything.  I wasn't hungry!  I ate a little bit of it but it LEGIT tasted weird so that sealed the deal of not eating most of it!  YEAH.  WHAT A GREAT NIGHT.  Hmm.  Current walking schedule has me home at 6 PM PERMANENTLY.  When I was thinking about writing act IVs (I still am!) I thought I might take a Ritalin with that.  Which made me think I might not wanna go to bed for another hour, hour and a half.  Which is PERECT.  SOUNDS GREAT.
     Last paragraph before coffee!  Is it WRONG that the main snack I have in mind is Cinnamon Toast Crunk Snack.  No of course not why would that be wrong.  THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.  No problem YOU IDIOT.  Now I'm calling myself an idiot.  Sounds fair.  What else is up.  SERPENT AND RAINBOW WAS A REAL CURSED FILM.  Participating in real voodoo rituals and stuff like that MESSED SOME PEOPLE UP.  Even Bill Pullman.  He seemed like he was like I dunno I don't really wanna go back o that period of my life it was kind of weird and whatknot.  What else is up.  When's the Bill Pullman-Val Kilmer Buddy movie coming.  Buddy COP movie.  There's little demand for Buddy Movies but if they're Buddy CUPS suddenly the demand is THROUGH THE ROOF.  Which is bad news for your roof.  Now it's got a huge hole in it.  Anyway.  Just try to think about eating MEALS if I absolutely HAVE to think about food.  EASY!  Try not to think about food all day.  EASY!  Coffee time.  RELATIVELY EASY.
     The point is how to I arrange the order and exact times of eating dinner, drinking beer, and/or writing more Entry.  Well the TIMES can be in flux.  The ORDER though is a legit thing to have as a routine.  DANGIT I'M NO GOOD AT THIS CRAP.  What else is up.  We get delivery 3-5 times a week.  Order at 6 each time!  Food gets here at around 6:45-7:00!  Normally I'd take my last walk AFTER I accept delivery.  Now I can have it FRESH AS A BABY'S BOTTOM.  The point is LIFE IS HARD.  What else is going on and crap.  Different times of meals OBVIOUSLY effect different times of snacks.  NO SHIT.  Yep.  At this point it looks like I may unfortunately be able to do CircleWalk after Act I.  That's okay.  Not SO BAD.  Gotta put something on The Television Set while it's happening though.  Thems the breaks!  HMM could put MUSIC on the surround sound system.  Circle walk is 40-50 minutes.  Nice Longerish Album.  Or something like that.  I don't KNOW!
     Amazing.  I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT STARLING MARTE.  Got off to a great start.  Last couple of games he's cooled down!  PEOPLE DRAFTED YOU IN LATE THIRD ROUND C'MON BUDDY.  Gotta hit some homeruns sure but REALLY gotta just get on base to steal more basis.  I KNOW YOU'RE GOOD YOU GOT THIS C'MON BUD.  Yesterday dinner was CPP.  Today dinner could be CCP.  HOLY CRAP A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX.  Uh oh.  One glitch in the Matrix might be CONTAGIOUS.  One small glitch can turn into a GRAND HUGE GLITCH very quickly.  Hmm.  I feel like glitch in the Matrix is a legit phrase people use now without even thinking about the movie.  THEY STARTED THAT PHRASE PRESUMABLY.  Get them into that book of phrases.  Hmm.  Maybe the phrase inspired the movie.  I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH.  What else is up.  The point is Super Market is SAYING they're sending everything we asked for.  I TRUST EM.  TELLING THE TRUTH A SOLID 90% OF THE TIME.  That sort of thing.  TWO BLACK AND WHITES.  Oh boy Breakfasts just got A WHOLE LOT more interesting.  And they were already VERY VERY interesting!
     Eighth paragraph.  Sweet!  BARTLETTS.  Is that a thing.  I looked it up, I know it's a thing.  But does Glitch in the matrix belong there?  I feel like it's not exactly the kind of thing they're looking for.  But the phrase belongs SOMEWHERE and I WON'T REST until I find out where.  FALSE.  I will rest MANY TIMES before finding out where.  I WOULD like to find out where before I succumb to Death though.  That'd be nice!  What else is up.  The good thing about watching Armageddon is it's a long movie.  Maybe that's a good idea for TONIGHT.  Nah not tonight.  But not a bad idea for SOME night of drinking 3 beers.  YEAH.  What else is up and crap.  If the time the Super Market is telling on the website is true, I will be able to fit in Circle Walk before they get here.  HOWEVER last week they were so early that I didn't even finish Act I at around the same time I'm writing it today!  HMM.  Ya never know I guess!  Sometimes you do.  Sometimes ya don't!  Yes that's more accurate I guess.
     Hmm.  No good exciting new snacks or anything from this order.  I can live with that.  Still got a lot of good snacks already.  What else.  Guess what the main crux of my banging was?  WHY IT'S ONLY THE INDULGENT IMPULSE DANGER CHOCOLATE CHUNK FIBER COOKIES.  I SAW THAT COMING A MILE AWAY.  Then didn't act accordingly.  Cause I'm DUMB get it?  What else is up.  Let's just put on Tales From Some Crypt for CircleWalk.  Why bother trying to think of something better.  Doesn't make sense to Try To Do Anything!  What else is up.  I think Elon Musk just wants 200 million friends.  However many people are on twitter.  He gets to tweet a dozen times a day of just random tweets AND WE ALL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.  That's why I wanna not read General Feed that has Recommended Tweets on it.  DON'T WANNA READ LEON MUSK'S BULLCRAP.  No offense.  TO BULLCRAP!  ELON BUSK'S TWEETS ARE WORSE.  OUCH THAT'S GOTTA HURT.
     Tenth paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  Gotta imagine bull crap is good fertilizer.  Gotta look at the bright side of things.  Not the sun though.  That's the brightest side but DO NOT LOOK AT IT.  Hmm.  How do we know FOR SURE what the sun really looks like if we can't look at it.  We don't know for sure, that's who!  Anyway.  I like how TOM from MYSPACE had a very hands off approach.  He made himself TECHNOLOGICALLY all of our first friends but I don't remember him ever actually forcefully engaging with us.  Wonder what TOM'S last name was.  Could have been A FAKE PERSON.  What else is up.  Generic schedule I'm working on has 7:30 AM Breakfast, 2:30 PM Lunch, 7:00 PM Dinner.  GENERIC.  SUBJECT TO FLUXUATION.  GET OF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Anyway.  Do I keep track of surplus snacks I ate yesterday and slowly whittle them away?  Or do I just aim for 5 every day and whatever happens happens and I'm back at aiming for 5 the next day.  I DUNNO BUT I'M GONNA START CIRCLE WALKING NOW!

Every Title Is Special

    HEY!  Took a 40 minute circlewalk.  Was aiming for 50 minutes but I wanna fit in an Act II before Super Market delivery gets here!  Still not guaranteed but TEN MORE MINUTES BREATHING ROOM.  Anyway.  No beer until tonight.  50/50 on whether there will be an Act IV.  Most likely gonna have last walk after delivery gets here because Super Market Mucked Up Schedule!  Anyway great just great.  This is what I stopped CircleWalking for?  THIS IS EVEN DUMBER THAN CIRCLEWALKING!  Amazing.  If I don't finish 5 paragraphs, just finish up after Super Market delivery, then take a third walk!  Second REAL walk.  Third OVERALL walk.  Gonna have snack now.  I DESERVE IT.  CAUSE I'M HUNGRY.  BEEN A FEW HOURS SINCE BREAKFAST.  THIS SHOULDN'T BE UP FOR DEBATE.  I don't want CCP for dinner.  I eat enough chocolate as snacks.  Maybe get Bison burger or something.  Or get pizza from Other Place.  LOOK I GOT OPTIONS IS THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE.  No it's not.  WELL IT'S A POINT I'M MAKING ANYWAY INADVERTENTLY.  OH okay that makes sense.
     Sure.  Watched an entire Tales From The Crypt and A Third.  So I got that going for me!  Right now probably won't make a decision for writing an Act IV: A New Hope until THE TIME COMES.  Back from last walk which is now getting home at 7:30 and not 6:00.  Thinking about WHEN TO EAT DINNER.  START DRINKING BEER.  Gonna have to see I DON'T KNOW right now.  The point is I love you all and thank you for being here.  Wait a second that's not true.  I love a lot of you and have disdain for even more of you.  Oh well Glass Half Full.  Love Ya Lots.  Anyway.  INSTEAD OF HALF A POUND OF BLACK FOREST HAM THEY'RE GIVING ME .48 OF A POUND.  FINE.  LESS CALORIES OR ME.  I WIN IN THIS SITUATION.  Also the cost is prorated.  So I'm losing NOTHING on the deal.  Whatever.  Salami Sandwich for lunch and Bison Burger for dinner A BIT REPETITIOUS.  DANGIT.  I don't wanna go to Steak & Stuffed Mushrooms again.  I NEED A DAY OR TWO WITHOUT FANCY MEALS.  This is a tough one.  I don't know if I'll EVER figure this one out.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Pizza is safe.  CAN'T GO WRONG WITH PIZZA.
     Whatever.  HMM looks like Super Market delivery might be even later than usual.  Write longer act II I SAY!  That's the way to go!  What else is up.  Eat Dinner right when I get back from last walk.  Drink beer starting after dinner is over.  No Act IV.  That MIGHT be the best case scenario FOR TONIGHT at least.  Also dinner Either Bison Burger or Pizza.  Both FUN dinners to have for a Nighttime With Some Brews.  I LIKE THIS A LOT.  GET WAFFLE FOR LUNCH TOMORROW.  STILL EAT CHOCOLATELY STUFF EVERY DAY SO I DON'T NEED THE CCP.  Anyway what else is up.  The point is at some point-- maybe an hour?-- I will ACCEPT Super Market delivery and spend 10-15 minutes putting crap away with the help of FATHER.  I unload stuff.  Hand off the Fridge and Freezer stuff to him.  Then I put away the rest after done unloading completely.  WE'RE A TEAM FATHER AND SON.  CAT STEVENS' SONG WAS ABOUT US IN THE FUTURE.  Anyway I dunno.  Delayed Super Market delivery made Beer with Act II NOT AN ISSUE.  I can't have it!  Don't have it yet!  What about act III.  BEER WITH ACT III?  That's the STUPIDEST thing I've ever heard.  And I've heard literally DOZENS of things!
    Hmm.  Whatta do with the rest of time waiting for Super Market delivery.  Try to figure out how to change back color scheme on phone twitter.  YA LOST ME with this other color scheme.  I'M FOCUSED ON THE THINGS THAT MATTER IS THE POINT.  Hmm.  Had half a cup of coffee leftover from Act!  Filled that sucker back up with Act II!  NO NEW CREAM.  NO NEW CALORIES.  JUST BONUS COFFEE ALL THE WAY.  Ugh.  How old is Elon Busk supposed to be.  40?  45?  Let's LTURQ.  FIFTY?  GREAT.  Let's consider him about as power as a right wing activist supreme court justice.  STILL VERY YOUNG.  We're gonna have to deal with Elon Musk and his Kwest for power and attention for ANOTHER 30 YEARS.  WE NEED TERM LIMITS FOR BILLIONAIRES.  Hmm.  How is it that the guy who owns the electric car company as what was at least at first his main thing the richest guy in the world.  When almost all cars we still buy are gas cars.  I DON'T UNDERSTAND.  Oh okay that's bound to happen from time to time.
    Okay!  Push For Pizza.  I think that's the way to go for today.  Been an appropriate amount of time since Last Pizza.  But the lat time I got Last Pizza they mucked up part of the order with my parents.  And my Dad was like NEVER AGAIN.  Which means sure we'll get it again BUT there are other options of Italian Restaurants we've gotten in past that we've neglected completely the last few years.  I'M ON BOARD WITH TRYING ONE O THOSE.  Want a different kinda pizza.  Well same pizza IN THEORY.  But different IN PRACTICE.  Delicious.  Maybe just aim for 10 paragraphs right now.  Might be able to make it easy!  Definitely can keep going after five.  IF ONLY I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY.  What else is up.  Met game tonight to Drink To!  Hmm I gotta multi-task with Met Game.  I can watch Met Game on mute and listen to music on Speakers.  YEAH BUT THEN I WON'T HEAR RON DARLING AT ALL.  I feel I should be able to listen to Met game on TV speakers and music on BONUS EXTERNAL TV SPEAKERS.  HOW DARE YOU DENY ME THAT PRIVILEGE.
     Hmm.  Also I feel like remotes have had the Picture In Picture button option for the past 2 decades and I don't think it's EVER been utilized BY ANYTHING.  Same with DVD option of choose different camera angles.  NEVER.  NOT ONCE.  NEVER IS UTILIZED.  YOU FOOLS STOP FOOLING US ONLY A FOOL WOULD FOOL A FOOL.  Hmm.  Only 4 meals from Super Market.  Kids chicken parm and kids turkey meatloaf.  Salami and Ham sandwiches, 2 for this week 2 for next.  FOUR THINGS FOR THE WEEK.  WOW SO MUCH ROOM TO ORDER MORE STUFF.  Maybe get a Chinese Food or something in a couple of days.  WHAT THE HELL THAT'S AMAZING.  Cool!  Jeez.  Every time I check Super Market delivery estimate it's pushed back another 10 minutes.  We're already in territory that's beyond the window it was supposed to be in.  I BLAME YOU.  Whoever you are.  The you that's YOU EXACTLY.  DEAL WITH IT.  I'll blame who I want because I'm AN AMERICAN.
     Seventh paragraph of the act!  I guess.  Even without writing Act IV I can still try taking a Ritalin around 7:30, 8:00 to see if that helps me stay up an hour later.  I'm DRINKING AT NIGHT.  I WANT THE NIGHT TO LAST SLIGHTLY LONGER.  Makes sense to me.  YEAH.  Be a fancy boy and have Steak & Stuffed Mushrooms.  YEAH.  It's WORKING CLASS because it's THREE MEALS.  Leave me alone about it.  I could have turkey dinner or roast chicken dinner as a relatively Working Class Meal.  Divide those suckers into TWO dinners.  Also delicious Stuffing.  I don't remember liking this Diner's Stuffing in the past!  Nowadays GREAT IF IT'S WHAT YOU SAY I LOVE IT.  Anyway.  Possible I skip Act III altogether if I'm writing the double Act II.  Probably not but MAYBE.  OR skip Act III and write Act III as I would have written Act IV!  HMM THAT'S AN INTERESTING IDEA.  Still sticking with three acts so it's not a huge shock to the system.  Gonna have to think about that one.  THINK HARD.
    I don't think hard about things.  Too difficult.  Think very SOFTLY almost all of the time.  Easier that way!  What else is going on.  Maybe that's what I do.  Don't write Act IVs.  Just skip Act III's and write Act III's at night with beer either before or after dinner.  HMM.  THAT SOUNDS NO BETTER THAN ACT IV'S.  SORRY.  DON'T SEE HOW IT WOULD FEEL LIKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE EITHER WAY.  Eighth paragraph.  HMM they just updated Super Market delivery time again and now it's on the early side relatively compared to what they've been saying!  If I wanna write 10 paragraphs for this act before delivery gets here MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM.  GOOD PROBLEM.  I'd settle for that problem EASY.  Whatever.  What else is going on and crap.  The point is if there's a billionaire who donates HUGE amounts to good causes would the other billionaires look down on him or her?  My guess?  YES THAT'S THE DRIVING FACTOR for billionaires not doing good things.  Think they'd get bullied by other billionaires for making them look bad!  Oh well what can ya do.
    Ninth paragraph of the act!  What else is up.  FLIP THE PAGE ON WORLD TRAVEL CALENDAR ON SUNDAY.  Man oh man.  What World Travel Destination To Remember will they be talking up this May.  It could be ANYTHING.  Probably not America.  Everyone already knows about America.  Well not necessarily.  They won't just say HEY GO TO AMERICA.  They'd specify an individual niche small part of America to go to.  That's A LEGIT POSSIBILITY.  Oh No I'm Scared.  Hopefully it's not my house.  I DON'T NEED THE HASSLE from all these people.  Also my House ain't that great!  I feel like if my house made the list of top 12 World Travel Destinations Everywhere Else Must REALLY Suck.  What else is going on and crap.  Hey they just pushed back the Time Estimate for delivery again.  Gonna write one more paragraph EASY.  Then I DUNNO.  Watch some Tales from That Crypt WITHOUT circle walking!  Take a walk after delivery finally gets here.  Then write Act III!
     Jeez.  I got a B- day in store for me when this is all over with.  And hopefully a B night!  Cool!  What else is going on and crap.  Gonna have nice balanced breakfast with cinnamon toast crunch and egg whites tomorrow.  Probably CHOCOLATELY EGGO or maybe a HEALTH BREAD.  Either way I'm looking forward to it AND WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME.  What else is up.  I like a month that doubles as World Travel Calendar AND as Patriotism Calendar.  Really getting the both of best worlds with that month whenever it may be.  Hmm what's the most American Month.  July, right?  July 4th is the biggest Celebrate America Day.  That's how I feel.  Could be wrong!  I WONDER WHAT HEALTH BREAD TASTES LIKE.  This is gonna be a blast and a half to figure out.  Why do I think it would taste good.  If it tasted good they'd call it Good Tasting Bread not Health Bread.  Lean into the most positive aspect ya got!  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.

There Must Be Something Else To Do

    HI!  Finally got Super Market order.  Took a REAL walk.  I'm a REAL MAN and REAL MEN take REAL WALKS.  Anyway I think I AM gonna try an Act IV tonight!  I eat dinner, then I start drinking with Act IV and probably take a Ritalin, too.  TODAY DELAYED BY HALF AN HOUR.  Gotta take final walk after accepting Dinner Delivery then eat dinner when I get back.  Then write act IV for either a set amount of paragraphs or a set amount of chronological time or no set amounts.  Probably somewhere between 30-75 minutes.  And/or between 5-15 paragraphs.  Probably 45-60 minutes.  Probably 7-12 paragraphs.  Anyway give it a shot TODAY and see how I like it.  MY GUESS IS WHO KNOWS NOT ME. WE NEVER LOST CONTROL.  YOU'RE FACE.  TO FACE.  And etcetera etcetera.  People don't know that song.  Some people do!  IDIOTS.  Anyway Health Bread has expiration date of MAY FIRST.  I can have my 2 sandwiches for the week by Sunday-- one today and one Sunday!-- but still NO FAIR.  Dad is gonna call them to give them a piece of his mind!  GO DADDY.  Oh that's what the website company means.  When your Daddy gives Super Market a piece of their mind re: Health Bread Expiration Dates.  NOW it makes all the sense in the world.
    Either way.  Gonna go with CHICKEN DINNER for tonight I think.  Which means CHICKEN DINNER for tomorrow night!  Which means thinking Belgian Waffle for tomorrow lunch?  It's like Chicken and Waffles but SEPARATED.  It's like that thing where they serve you weird micro ingredient dinners at fancy fancy places.  And you eat each deconstructed ingredient at a time.  Except I'm doing it over the course of several meals.  I LIKE MY WAY BETTER.  The other way is DUMB and YOU'RE DUMB too.  What else is going on and crap.  Take normal walk after this act, then eat normal lunch.  Salami Sandwich and POPPED CHIPS.  Wonderful.  Man oh man if I stay up until 11:30 PM instead of 10:30 PM GAME CHANGER.  WHATTA EXTENDED NIGHTTIME.  Which is GREAT.  That's the whole premise of the last few weeks even including the week or two without beer.  I WANNA HAVE NICE NIGHTTIMES and an extra hour would make it ALL THE NICER assuming IT ALREADY STARTED OUT AS NICE because if it didn't NOW THE EXTRA HOUR SUDDENLY SUCKS.  So we'll have to keep an eye on that situation as it progresses.
     Okay!  The point is I will post this to internet without Act IV.  And then if I write Act IV POST THAT SUCKER AGAIN.  Hmm third cup of coffee of the day for ACT IV.  THOUGHTS?  Oh right you can't think.  Forgot about that.  The point is utilizing beer for writing entry.  Thought about utilizing it for playing guitar!  Particularly Guitar Video Game.  PARTICULARLY utilizing the, "Lessons," section of the game and not just practicing the songs.  I DON'T LIKE THIS GUY'S VOICE.  Turned me off from taking the lessons.  But I can GROW to ACCEPT his voice because that's just the kind of guy I am when I'm drunk.  Very accepting!  Of people's voices!  When they're trying to teach me stuff!  Maybe that's it.  Yeah it's a dumb voice but I DON'T NEED NO DUMB VOICE PERSON TRYING TO TEACH ME THINGS.  FUCK THIS GUY AND THE VOICE HE RODE IN ON.  Either way gotta learn something at some point one would imagine.  What else is going on and crap.  OR I can just use a big block of time created in middle of day to Do That without beer.  But with THE PROMISE OF BEER in the near future.  Which is halfway there I feel.
     Wonderful.  Health bread is only normal small amount of calories as normal bread because it's sliced thin.  Shoulda seen that coming.  Health Hearty Loaf of Sliced Bread GOTTA be cut thin if the calories aren't more.  What an idiot I am.  Fell for the oldest scam in the book.  What else is up.  I don't think I need to start drinking when eating dinner.  I can get a lot out of dinner without starting to drink.  Possibly even more!  I am concerned that having food in my belly from recent activities might absorb some of the precious beercohol I'm counting on entertaining me.  But that's a risk I'll have to take!  What else is going on.  Can't take a walk immediately after next paragraph.  Dad is on his walk!  Watch some Tales From Some Crypt for 10, 20 minutes.  GREAT JUST GREAT.  I guess.  WOW THREE BEERS A NIGHT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT?  THAT'S A RELATIVE REASONABLE RELEVANT AMOUNT.  The point is I FORGET.
    So we'll see how tonight goes.  Chicken is good though.  NICE WORKING CLASS MEAL BUT QUITE HIGH QUALITY AND HEARTY.  Hmm.  ROASTED OR BROILED.  I think I went with roasted last time.  And had no complaints!  Maybe if I went with Broiled I'll have even LESS THAN ZERO complaints.  I CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE.  STICK WITH ROASTED.  Also Just SOUNDS Better.  Usually donate my soup or salad to my Dad.  NOT TODAY.  Keep that soup for myself for Sunday Sandwich Side.  Well great just great.  Look if ACT IVs are JUST THIS obviously I don't need to write them.  But if they're generally better than its something I should be considering!  Great, just great.  Already wrote 25 paragraphs today.  How much do I have to write to please you?  Probably ZERO would be ideal.  Oh well too late for that now.  Pot Committed to SOME positive integer.  Maybe even not an integer.  I can write half a paragraph, right?  I dunno maybe that's just A Short Paragraph.  Anyway that's it FOR NOW.  See ya later!

-1:44 P.M.

there are no act fours in american life

    Hello friends.  Something wrong with posting to the internet and considering all people who read it your friend.  I mean it feels NICE for the poster.  But it's incorrect.  Most of you are more or less indifferent to me!  And of the people who would like to be my friend, there's AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE amount of people who HATE me.  Maybe even more people hate me!  That'd be my guess!  Anyway I'm doing this for some reason.  Had nice delicious big dinner.  First of three part'r of Steak & Stuffed Mushroom.  I feel GENERALLY SATIATED right now.  When I finished I wasn't.  Now with an extra 120 seconds?  I'm OKAY with where I'm at!  Anyway.  Thinking about mixing in EARLIER LUNCHES.  Used to have a Shower Section after the entry ended between walks.  Now I take shower first thing in morning.  BRING UP LUNCH SECTION ONE INTO WHERE SHOWER SECTION WAS.  Makes sense to me.  I don't have to justify who and how it makes sense.  I kind of do.  But I won't anyway!  I'm A REBEL I don't CONFORM to your rules MAN.  Anyway.  Hmm.
    Experimenting with pouring beer into glass.  Was always worried when pouring beer into the glass that the beer evaporates in the fuzz.  I looked up beer evaporating on internet and not only is that not a thing but internet kinda implied what are you an idiot with this?  NO ONE ELSE is thinking this.  YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE you MORON.  But the point is I got the answer I was looking for and in the end that's all that counts.  Probably more things count.  But for now let's settle for this.  BIG PIECE OF STEAK.  It'd be an ON TARGET calorie meal with less steak.  Even dividing it into 3 is too much steak!  I'll eat it though sure.  DELICIOUS.  Also I'm a Fancy Boy I DESERVE MY STEAK.  Also-- unpopular opinion-- best part of stuffed mushroom?  THE MUSHROOM!  Sure the crab meat stuffing is great and a half.  But I LOVE getting a biteful where it's like 10% stuffed mushroom but 80% of the entire mushroom.  DON'T SLEEP ON THE MUSHROOMS WHEN THEY'RE STUFFED WITH THINGS that's all I'm saying.  I was saying other things too.  But let's forget about that for now!
    What did I do with Afternoon.  Watched a SHUTTER film.  It was okay!  Kind of confusing but I don't mind.  I don't watch movies to be able to follow what's going on.  I watch movies FOR ENTERTAINMENT.  That sort of thing.  Gotta take out some garbage in about 25-30 minutes.  Probably won't be done with Entry Act quite yet then.  It's possible!  I dunno!  Took a Ritalin while starting dinner in anticipation of entry.  Looking it up they're like ya get a nice Kickin' In within half an hour AND THEN ANOTHER ONE in about THREE HOURS.  Take it at 8:00 PM?  WONDERFUL.  I wanna take nighttime pills and go to bed at Oh I Don't Know 11:15 PM?  This may get me there perectly.  So I got that going for me.  Mets game going on.  Fast forwarded through the boring parts.  WENT VERY QUICKLY.  CAUGHT UP IMMEDIATELY TO WHERE IT'S AT.  It's a ZERO ZERO GAME in the fifth C'MON.  Someone hit a GROUND RULE DOUBLE or something.  Let's get some action started.  Also I see on HBO there's a film about a Holocaust Person who had to box other Holocaust People?  Not sure if I'm comfortable with that.  Boxing supposed to be feel good stories about the triumph of the human Body And Spirit At Once.  Meanwhile Holocaust supposed to be about UH OH THAT AIN'T GOOD.  The combination seems weird!  Guess I gotta watch it to, "Get It."
     Anyway.  Did Holocaust exist as word before THE Holocaust?  Probably.  Lemme LTURQ.  But NOT use any White Nationalist key words.  I feel if I google Holocaust I'm okay but if I use White Nationalist key words HOPEFULLY I end up on a list somewhere.  That'd be my PREFERENCE.  If there's no list for combining Holocaust with White Nationalism on the internet I FEEL THEY'RE NOT DOING THEIR JOBS WELL..  Anyway.  What was I supposed to do.  See if holocaust as a word existed.  Look I'm sure it did.  I'm not gonna bother checking.  I've got better things to do one would imagine.  Anyway.  HEALTH BREAD WAS OKAY!  Thin slices sure but HEARTY.  Didn't regret getting it!  Sure it will only last 2 more days but for those 2 sandwiches it lasts?  No complaints!  Also presumably NOW I AM HEALTHY.  Yesterday I wasn't healthy.  Today I ate 2 slices of Health Bread (THEIR WORDS NOT MINE).  NOW I'm HEALTHY I guess.  It's about time.  Wonder how long my health lasts.  Until the next time I eat Health Bread.  Anyway.  I dunno!
     What else is up.  I'm really trying to figure out why 5 snacks a day is vaguely hard for me when the average person eats 0-1 snacks.  Sure I got CONDITIONS and MEDICATIONS that could explain why I'm always hungry.  NOT GOOD ENOUGH.  I feel like if the average person can go with less than 5 snacks I CAN TOO.  YES I CAN BY SAMMY DAVID JUNIOR.  Inspiration for Obama's catchphrase in 2008 I assume.  Anyway we got any prospective First Jewish Presidents waiting in the wings in the younger end of the party.  Either party I guess.  Gonna have to look into that one.  None that I can think of.  I can think of a Jew Or Two but no one whose star is on the rise such that they'd ever have a chance.  DANGIT.  NOW how are we supposed to control the world.  JUST WITH SECRET ULTRA-BANKERS?  THAT'S NOT ENOUGH IN TODAY'S ECONOMY.
     Also if Jews secretly run the world KINDA FEEL like I should be getting some Trickle Down benefits.  Because I'm a Jewish.  SHARE THE WEALTH you JERKS.  Also the Holocaust was a FALSE FLAG.  Was actually ANTIFA.  You heard it here first.  What else.  Am I really a Jewish?  Sure more or less what can ya do.  Sixth paragraph of the act.  Maybe aim for 10 overall.  That sounds like One Reasonable Way TO Go About Things.  Anyway.  Right now 1 beer into 3 down.  Drank about a third of a beer with Dinner.  Finished that sucker early on in this Act.  YEAH.  Not only are there few act fours in American Life, there's few act fours ANYWHERE.  All these dumb plays and movies have three acts.  AND WE JUST SIT THERE AND TAKE IT.  I say WE DEMAND MORE ACTS.  That's just me though.  Maybe you wanna join my movement maybe you don't!  What else is up.  Lunch tomorrow.  HMM.  Maybe even go with the 2nd sandwich of the week tomorrow.  The Ham Sandwich.  OH WAIT NO.  Got Belgian Waffle for lunch tomorrow.  DELICIOUS.  I like the part where hey it's a waffle wonderful.  Gonna try to have Standard Balanced Breakfast tomorrow. ... For Breakfast. ... That sort of thing.  Hmm.
     Okay.  I truly do wanna get back into ROCKSMITH and LEARN.  I just feel like I've done too much music over the course of my life to feel comfortable starting from scratch.  It's WEIRD.  Also there may be almost no lag now that I got new speakers but there may still be SLIGHT LAG.  SLIGHT LAG?  I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.  Yes that's the problem exactly.  GOOD WE'RE IN AGREEMENT THEN.  What else is up.  Mets doing good in this game.  PITCHING WISE.  Hitting wise they're doing THE OPPOSITE.  Such Is a 0-0 Game.  Hmm.  OH HEY got two black and whites for the week.  DANGIT I wanted to have balanced breakfast tomorrow morning but black and white IS DELICIOUS.  Gonna aim for balanced breakfast.  Let's see where that takes me.  Hopefully into THE NEXT STAGE OF DAY.  AFTER BREAKFAST STAGE.  Hmm.  Probably not gonna start Beer 2 of 3 until after taking out garbage.  Which will be in 10 minutes or so.  Pretty much definitely gonna do things in that order.  Delicious!
     Hmm.  This entry was ALREADY long.  Act II was 10 paragraphs instead of 5.  Great.  The people love reading things.  Paragraphs.  Look I know they're paragraphs in the sense that they're BLOBS OF SENTENCES but do they have TOPIC STATEMENTS and all?  I dunno!  Maybe inadvertently!  It's possible they're LEGIT paragraphs, it's possible they're not!  We'll leave that to THE COURTS to decide.  One of THE GOOD courts.  Not one of the EVIL CORRUPTED ones which is probably 60% of them off the top of my head.  HEY COULD BE WORSE.  COULD BE A LOT WORSE.  Hmm.  Eighth paragraph of the Act.  Well this is just breezin' by ain't it.  Had to take a walk after delivery got here, but normally won't have to do that.  Was wondering what would be best-- dinner then entry or entry then dinner.  Today did dinner then entry.  WORKING OUT PRETTY GOOD per my understanding.  Drank a fraction with dinner but mostly saved for afterwards.  HEY THIS IS LIFE.  MY LIFE.  INDEFINITELY.  Not only TONIGHT do I have delicious dinner with beercohol entry.  SIX OUT OF SEVEN NIGHTS A WEEK.  THIS IS THE STANDARD NOW.  I'm scared that's too exciting.  GOTTA BE A CATCH.  There is you have to sell your soul to the devil.  WAIT A SECOND NO THIS IS THE FIRST I'M HEARING OF THIS.  NO DICE.  Okay fine don't.  YOU CALLED THE DEVIL'S BLUFF.  He's still gonna let you do this WITHOUT taking your soul!  ALRIGHT I WIN AGAIN!
     Whatever.  I dunno.  Guess I'll take out garbage now a few minutes early.  Be back in a jiffy!  HEY BEEN A JIFFY NOW I'M BACK.  Spent 15 minutes shootin' the shit with my Dad.  Talkin POLITICS.  Issues of the day.  STUDENT LOAN DEBT FORGIVENESS-- YOUR THOUGHTS?  HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH?  I feel like anything is better than nothing.  But I also feel like anything isn't better than More Than That Anything Which Is EXPONENTIALLY BETTER.  The point is Mets scored two runs and their opponents haven't scored A SINGLE RUN at all.  Anyway.  Only 1 beer in for tonight.  Gonna start #2 imminently.  The Devil's Bluff.  Sounds like some sort of rock formation or something in Arizona.  Probably IS something like that.  In a movie or something.  I don't know about things in real life.  I know about things in movies.  I spend A LOT more time consuming Fiction Content than Actual World Content.  Makes sense, right?  Fiction is designed to be entertaining.  Real life isn't even DESIGNED AT ALL.  IT WAS NATURALLY SELECTED GET WITH THE TIMES.
     Tenth paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  That makes this the 35th paragraph of the day per my understanding.  Anyway.  Afternoon Day was a snooze.  Going forward leaving a specific time period between walks for POTENTIAL SHORT NAP.  Nice 1.5 hours.  I can REST the entire time.  Won't be able to NAP the entire time.  Takes time to go into and out of nap.  But RESTING?  That could be in the cards AS AN EVERY DAY THING.  The point is I forget.  I could easily choose to stop at 2 beers today but maybe that sets a dangerous precedent?  That I stop at 2 beers other days?  We'll see.  50/50 right now I feel whether it'll be 2 or 3.  Haven't even started the 2nd one yet!  OH NO CHOICES I DON'T REMEMBER SIGNING UP FOR HAVING TO MAKE SOME SORT OF DECISION.  The point is I got Cinnamon Toast Crunch: The Cereal again.  I can have that with Balanced Breakfast tomorrow.  Wonderful.  I thought Frosted Flakes were the most exciting thing to happen to me in a long time but then a week later I discovered Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  LIFE COMES AT YA FAST DON'T IT.  Not sure what that means.  Vaguely sure it hardly applies here.  THAT'S THE WAY THINGS GO.
     Anyway.  What else is up.  Do I got something to watch After Entry besides/after Met Game?  Not off the top of my head!  The point is NORMALLY I'd be Bed Time an hour from now.  HOPING it'll be an extra hour or so tonight.  FRIDAY EH.  That happens a bunch.  I feel like there's a Friday The Thirteenth next month.  I was looking into the upcoming calendar and noticed it.  Lemme double check that.  YEP 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY.  FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH.  Better start getting ready now so you're prepared for later.  I dunno how you get ready for that.  I don't know how you get ready for anything.  I don't know THING ONE about you or what you do or how you get ready for whatever!  Okay I feel I'm starting to Lose Me.  11th paragraph of the act.  Maybe write one more and see where that takes me.  Same place.  But now prepared for Friday the Thirteenth.  HEY WHILE WRITING THAT PETER ALONSO HIT A HOME-RUN.  Lemme rewind that sucker and unmute it.  I WANNA SEE IT IN ALL ITS GLORY.  Hmm.  Gotta do SOMETHING when entry is over.  I'm OFF THE TWITTER as of now.  Met game ALONE may not cut it.  Mute met game and Audible Music.  Sounds like okay way to go!
     Last paragraph of the day.  EXHAUSTING.  Didn't take that 1.5 hour Rest Nap though in the middle of the day.  That'd make it all better for sure.  I HIT A WALL WHEN I STARTED THINKING ABOUT NOT HAVING THIRD BEER.  I don't need it but DANGEROUS PRECEDENT being CONSERVATIONALIST.  We gotta use up all our limited resources as soon as possible because THAT'S THE AMERICA I KNOW AND LIVE IN.  Got time to watch a movie.  Hour and a half movie?  Enough time.  Two hour movie?  I could work with that.  Let's see.  What's a good movie to watch.  Oh right THE CONSERVATIONALIST.  It doesn't exist yet but it will one day and it will be about me.  Also let's say it's an hour 35 minutes.  Not too long.  PEOPLE GOT PLACES TO BE.  Wonderful.  How much do I need a snack now.  Not really!  So that's good for now.  Gotta imagine that won't last very long.  Anyway DANGIT I'm back at writing in 11 hours or so.  That's okay. I can drink the same amount tomorrow night and EVERY NIGHT except for ONE NIGHT a week.  That settles that.  Unless if I go 2 times only drinking 2 beers and then that empty night I drink 2 beers.  Then all nights accounted for!  YEAH.  I'll see you all later.

-9:35 P.M.

Thursday, April 28, 2022

I Err On The Side Of Liking This Website

    Hey!  Normal Time Entry.  On schedule!  Early schedule!  Had meal replacement cookie last night for dinner.  Finished 200 ml vodka for dinner.  No alcohol today!  THURSDAY.  If I'm drinking 3 drinks a day 6 out of 7 days, Thursday is STANDARD gonna be the day I skip.  Re-up on Friday.  Also this way if I feel like skipping a beer or two over the week GREAT NOW IT'S ON FOR THURSDAY.  So I got all that going for me.  By all that I mean a modest amount of beercohol.  Yeah that sounds about right.  Got coffee a'brewin'!  I just double checked!  I've been burnt in the past in terms of I Forget To Turn Things On.  Anyway.  Dropped my Glass glass in my room yesterday from a few feet in the air.  DIDN'T SHATTER.  If it had been a little bit higher I feel like it might had shattered.  SHATTER: THE STREAMING SERVICE: PRO UKRAINE ALL THE WAY.  Anyway we need an ENGLISH saying or LETTER to represent we're pro-Ukraine in Russia Violence Aggression Conflict.  Hmm.  Gotta be catchy.  Maybe a rhyme in there.  UKRAINE ALL THE WAY.  No gotta be CATCHIER.  And RHYME MORE.  UKRAINE CAN TAKE THE PAIN.  No maybe they can but why remind us of Pain in the slogan.  UKRAINE, IS ALL I'M SAYIN'.  There we go that's the one.
     What else is up.  Feel like most likely my calorie allotments for everything will lead me to a maintenance diet.  But I could be off by as many as a couple hundred calories either way!  WE JUST DON'T KNOW.  The point is World Travel Calendar will tell us a new Patriotism World Travel Destination IN JUST A FEW DAYS.  My bet?  Hmm SCOTLAND.  Can't wait to find out.  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Shrimp Scampi Day.  I like Shrimp!  Feel like I've had Shrimp Scampi before!  I like days!  All of this adds up to a wonderful day.  OH NO TOMORROW IS FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!!!  As long as you don't understand what Thirteenth means AND just assume it's the same as Twenty Ninth.  I wouldn't put it past you.  You're one of the dumbest persons I know.  I don't get why there are prisoner swaps in War.  Why not just do that MACRO and be like okay we'll swap any potential killings on your part with any potential killings on our part.  HEY LOOK THE WAR IS OVER and we didn't even have to kill a bunch of people!
    What do I got in store for B- Day today.  No Met game!  That's great.  Probably no reading!  Why bother!  Right now I AM on Twitter.  May change my mind back and forth a few times.  No alcohol.  But I'll have it soon enough don't you worry about me.  Well DEFINITELY worry about me.  I deserve AND CRAVE all the worry I could get.  But this thing I'm doing fine with is the point.  No Super Market Chicken Fingers!  Regular Super Market personal meals instead.  FAMILY SIZE Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  Look I know I'm No Family but the price is just too big a discount than getting NON FAMILY SIZE.  Hmm if big is Family Size what' the relatively big Normal Box Size called.  PATHETIC SINGLE MAN SIZE.  Why is he pathetic just for eating cereal.  DEPENDS ON THE CEREAL.  Fair enough.  Also lots of other Non-Family people(s).  But they're mostly pathetic.  If you're not pathetic why don't you have a family?  CHECK MATE.  What else is up.  Getting TWO black and whites this week.  I successfully had the one I got last week as a breakfast and WONDERFUL.
    DELETED Veggie Burgers.  Added sliced Turkey Pastrami!  Never got this before!  I imagine it tasting just like Turkey and being like Well WHEN'S THE PASTRAMI GONNA KICK IN.  Anyway what else is up.  I DUNNO MAYBE VEGGIE BURGER IS THE WAY TO GO.  Also instead of Sandwich Thins Things I've been getting I may try HEALTH BREAD.  Which is exactly what they call it.  I think it's bread Super Market makes themselves.  And it's called Health Bread.  And it's the same amount of calories!  Let's Try The HEALTH BREAD.  Oh sorry it's not made by Super Market.  It's made by ELI'S BREAD.  And also it's not called Health Bread.  It's called SLICED HEALTH BREAD.  Whew it's sliced that's a relief.  Sliced bread is the greatest thing since... you fill in the blank.  That phrase must have existed BEFORE sliced bread.  So what were they saying then.  My guess at first was THE WHEEL but that's a REAL thing to be proud of.  It's gotta be something as equally dumb as Sliced Bread but several centuries before.  Hmm.
    The greatest thing since Sliced Wheel.  Whatever.  Coffee after this paragraph!  AGAIN what will I do for the second 2/3rd of day!  Hmm.  Without beer, I was gonna add one snack and delete one walk from diet-exercise-routine.  Now?  I've been going Under Snack Allotment by about 1 the past few weeks.  That's what I'm sticking with.  Which is two less snacks than I WAS gonna allot myself.  Also NO SKIPPING WALKS.  I can Skip ON My Walk that's one man one choice.  Anyway see how it goes week by week and make positive or negative adjustments as need be.  YEAH.  I think we're all caught up on Life Bullshit.  Which is odd that it'd take five paragraphs when it's EXACTLY THE SAME THING as every other day.  But now we're just about into time for yukk-em-ups.  HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS about Staple sending us a Mail Coupon for 10 dollars off?  I wanted Spiral Notebooks and THEY PROBABLY GOT 'EM.  We'll have to think of some more thing(s) to get but VERY PROMISING.  Maybe get a black and white notebook too.  THOSE ARE LOTS OF FUN.  Coffee time!
     I HOPE drinking beer doesn't loosen inhibitions to eat more snacks.  It could happen WHILE drinking beer of course but even if beer is part of schedule, and I'm not drinking at the time, I might have looser inhibitions anyway for some reason!  WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES.  GET IT.  WHEEL.  THE THING THAT WAS SLICED BREAD BEFORE THERE WAS SLICED BREAD.  Hmm.  It'd be weird to meet everybody who ever lived and then there's one guy whose like YEP THAT WAS ME.  I'M THE ONE WHO INVENTED THE WHEEL.  IT'S OKAY I'M ANONYMOUS JUST GLAD TO HELP OUT.  Not sure it could have been a team effort.  Maybe 2 or 3 people spitballing with each other.  But not like a HUGE team.  Hmm.  When did Wheel come out.  My guess off the top of my head 4000-7000 BCE.  Lets LTURQ.  We already know it wasn't in Flintstones.  Right?  Never seen the flintstones but one thing I know is they drive with their feet.  Anyway let' LTURQ.   4th Millennium BCE.  Not sure if that means the -3000's, -4000's, or -5000's.  CAUSE I'm DUMB.  Either way I was close enough and hopefully I won some wheels.  GOOD ONES TOO.
     Anyway what else.  I think if I had 24+ beers over the week it'd be fun to not regiment them and just have one when I want it.  Then again THAT COULD BE A REGIMENTER TOO.  The point is I'd like to DRINK more than 18 drinks a week but CALORIEWISE it's about what I'm comfortable with.  Maybe 21 overall so there's no DRINK FASTING DAY.  The point is more or less what else is going on.  Is there a way I can MUTE Elon Musk.  Not just on Twitter but in real life.  I'd need the controller from Click I guess.  Anyway what else is up.  The point is I don't know the man's politics exactly but I presumably know he'll do anything that's self serving.  Which is bad for the rest of us.  Because We Aren't Him!  Hmm.  What if Elon Musk is like FREE SPEACH MEANS YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME and every time we go on Twitter he has a 18 Tweet Thread message for us WE HAVE TO READ.  I dunno WHAT IF.  I dunno!  Now I'm REALLY on board with Malcolm Nance.  Desperate for people to look up to in Politics/Media.  He'll do just fine!  Gotta wonder if he tweets out anytime he kills someone.  I think it'd be rude to the person he killed.  Well they'll never know.  They don't follow him on twitter.  Plus The Being Dead Thing.
     Hmm.  KAMALA HARRIS HAS COVID?!?!  It confuses me how all these people who have been out and about for 2 years, in doors all the time, sometimes without masks, often around people without masks, are getting covid NOW.  How did you last THIS long?!?!  Either way I assume it's all a game to see the last person in the world without covid.  And that person gets a prize.  Some Sliced Bread.  Sliced Healthy Bread.  DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRICK THE BREAD HAS COVID IN IT.  It can't have covid in it.  It's HEALTH bread.  They were very clear on that!  What else is going on and crap.  Eighth paragraph.  Gotta make 2 short phone calls in a little bit.  Maybe after Act I, before walk II.  Great.  I enjoy Cinnamon Toast Crunk Bars.  I feel like it's the least healthy bar I have.  But I like 'em!  Haven't had fruit in a while.  Banana, Apple.  Let's see if those are in the cards any time soon.  They gotta market them a HEALTH BANANAS or HEALTH APPLES.  Then people KNOW.  Anyway those are some polls I'd wanna see.  Ask Americans do you think Apples are healthy.  Gotta imagine like 32% will be NO and 15% will be UNDECIDED/DON'T KNOW.
     Anyway.  GREAT WE HAVE A PRO APPLE STRAIGHT UP MAJORITY.  Well now PRO APPLE.  But RECOGNIZE apples are healthy.  Except when they're not.  Like in Fake Halloween Scare Stories with razor blades.  Or in Garden of Eden.  Or if they've gone bad.  Lots of reasons apples aren't' healthy.  I'm with the 32%!  MORE OFTEN THAN NOT APPLES ARE BAD FOR YOU.  Ninth paragraph!  Picked a random movie on Shutter last night.  Good stuff!  I think these random movies are generally not bad!  I should be more on board with watching them IN GENERAL.  OH HEY A CURSED FILMS EPISODE MUSTA JUST DROPPED.  Lemme LTURQ.  THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW?  I LOVE VAL KILMER.  I just hope he's not the one it's cursed.  HE'S BEEN SOMEHOW ERASED FROM THE ENTIRE FILM.  Sounds like a curse to me.  Anyway Bill Pullman is great.  Bill Paxton is great.  I got no complains!  Had straight up dessert breakfast today.  Ice cream sandwich (slightly less calories because this box is NO SUGAR ADDED) and S'MORE POP TART.  Ok NOW we're all caught up ONCE AND FOR ALL.  Probably not.  OH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO.
    Last paragraph of the act!  I liked The Serpent and The Rainbow.  SPOILER ALERT-- don't remember ANY serpents or ANY Rainbows.  Could be wrong!  Could have easily been a serpent here and there and maybe even a rainbow.  SPOILER ALERT-- I CAN'T SPOIL THIS BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE MYSELF.  Hmm.  Even with losing last night Mets still have best record in baseball.  SETTLE.  STOP SEASON NOW.  QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD.  Anyway if they go .500 over the rest of the season, that leaves them with what, 85, 86 wins?  Lemme Cinnamon Toast Crunch those numbers,  if they go 71-71 over the rest of the season they end up with 86 wins.  That's probably enough to make playoffs as at least wild-card team.  So just go .500!  TAKE IT EASY.  Don't try to do too much.  See I'm a good baseball manager.  Anyway.  That's it for now.  Gonna make calls then take a walk then I'll be back!

Gonna Have To Look Into That One

    Got delicious Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bar going on. I've been going about eating this all wrong.  I was stuffing it down my gullet like other bars are supposed to be eaten.  NOPE THIS ONE YOU REALLY CAN KINDA SAVOR IT.  Anyway had leftover coffee from last act so now for this act I'm drinking a bonus half.  The last half.  Plus another bonus half.  SAVOR IT.  Ya never know when you might die so savor everything.  That sounds like a hassle.  I'd rather be DEAD than Savor EVERYTHING.  Anyway.  I feel like if I had room in Daily Diet for just ONE MORE SNACK it'd be a lot easier.  Even if I practically always don't reach it.  It'll give me some wiggle room!  NO DEAL NOT FOR NOW.  We'll see what scale says week after week with Current Arrangement.  Anyway delicious Nighttime tonight.  No beer but knowing that there WILL be alcohol mostly every night gets me in a good groove even on the night I'm abstaining.  Or not.  I'm basing this on nothing.  Might be accurate though.  We don't know for sure!
     What else is up.  GOTTA finish Balanced Breakfast tomorrow.  Before Super Market Re-Up.  I don't know why but it feels like the right thing to do.  Anyway watched Shutter movie about Blind girl.  Gotta look up if she's really blind.  In which case WELL DONE GREAT USE OF DIFFERENTLY ABLED ACTORS.  On the other hand where can I look that up.  No EVIDENCE she's blind.  Maybe she's blind and they're not saying!  Perfect Scam!  She'd never know!  Unless someone reads her her blurb.  Or a machine reads her her blurb.  Either way what else is going on.  Endocrinologist told me to see an eye doctor.  Not sure why.  Guess she's in bed with Big Optometry.  GOD DAMN DOCTORS BEING IN BED WITH OTHER DOCTORS.  Unless they're married.  THEN IT'S OKAY IN GOD'S EYES.  What else is up.  EVEN THAT'S PUSHING IT.  God would feel a lot better if you slept in separate twin beds.  Anyway I dunno.  Gonna have one more snack before lunch.  WHAT WILL IT BE.  WHEN WILL IT BE.  THIS IS GONNA BE A BLAST AND A HALF THINKING ABOUT IT THE NEXT FEW HOURS.
    What else.  Apollo 13 The Film was on the Sci-Fi channel yesterday.  Not sure what kind of political point they're trying to make there.  But I'm pretty sure it's no good.  LOOK they're the SCI part of SCI FI.  We've ASSUMED FI means Fiction but it can mean ANYTHING.  Hmm.  I found a channel a few nights ago where they played MTV Music Vidoes from the 1980's.  That was kinda fun!  Pretty sure it was one of the 20 MTV channels.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Not sure what my favorite Music Video is.  Probably the one where it's blank for 3 minutes and I Just Listen To The Song.  Works for me!  Anyway.  I know there's Rockies 4 and 5 and whatnot.  If we really get to see A side-queal franchise of Apollo Creed movies gotta imagine at some point we'll get a movie called Apollo 13.  IT'S ABOUT TIME WE GOT A MOVIE CALLED THAT.  NEVER HAS HAPPENED BEFORE.  When I was looking at DVDs to watch I gave A LITTLE BIT of thought into Armageddon.  That's one way to go I guess.  Fun movie.  For 9 year olds at least.  I was entertained!  Gotta imagine the average American is more or less a 9 year old.  That's why Good For Them!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Sweet.  Kinda liked writing throughout the day yesterday!  It was fun.  But I'm settled in my ways.  Also I was aided by alcohol for the 3rd and possibly 2nd acts I don't remember.  That was partly why it was fun!  What else is up.  I see that at Marijuana Shops the standard Unit is 3.5 grams for 60 dollars.  I USED TO PAY 20 dollars for ONE GRAM.  THIS IS A GREAT DEAL.  Also it lasts a while!  On the other hand SIXTY DOLLARS IS A REAL THING.  Twenty dollars isn't so much of a real thing.  Now we're paying sixty dollars? -- even if its less overall as if I continually bought 20 dollar grams-- MORE OF A REAL THING.  Can't wait to get them in those little cylindrical plastic containers.  I HOPE that's how it's sold at least.  Never got those containers before but I've seen em before.  I WANT PLASTIC SEE THROUGH CYLINDRICAL CONTAINERS HOLDING WEED.  And even better SAYING WHAT KIND IT IS ON A STICKER.
    Make it happen!  What else is up.  I had a dream a couple of nights ago I was rolling a joint.  Which is interesting because in real life I can't.  And POSSIBLY in the dream I ACTUALLY WAS performing each step correctly.  In real life I don't know how.  In dream life I'VE ABSORBED IT FROM WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE DO IT IN REAL LIFE.  OR in dream life it FELT correct because that's he dream but in real life wasn't really how you do it at all.  The point is live and learn I guess!  What else is up.  Gotta get me A VAPORIZER.  That was always the dream!  Higher High!  More efficient High!  A third positive thing that I've heard about it!  Ugh.  What else is going on.  Look I doubt this Turkey Pastrami tastes like pastrami.  Maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised.  Maybe BEYOND pleasantly surprised.  I'd be ABSOLUTELY THRILLED surprised.  Hey great that's it for now.  I'll be back in a little bit to wrap this crap up.

Oh Boy More, "Entertainment"

    Hi!  One more act to write.  Giving some thought to just drinking all 3 drinks per day AT NIGHT.  Also some thought to drinking all three drinks DURING ENTRY.  Also giving some thoughts to drink all 3 drinks AT Night and also write entry AT NIGHT. THAT'D BE WEIRD.  Either way I've given myself a lot to think about.  If I'm writing at night what the Hell am I doing in the morning.  I got absolutely nothing to for 4-6 hours other than taking walks.  So there's that.  Anyway what else is going on.  Took A BATH yesterday.  Might have told you that last night.  Either way hey water is warm enough that bath is relatively comfortable.  Either way hey my shampoo is down to it's last legs but I'm still not giving up on it yet!  SQUEEZE THAT SUCKER MORE AND MORE EACH DAY.  I don't stop until the job is done and neither does my shampoo bottle.  So there's that.  Maybe try out delicious Turkey Pastrami for lunch tomorrow.  Tryin' out HEALTH BREAD too at the same time.  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.  I can't wait personally.  I WANT LUNCH NOW.  Not today's lunch.  TOMORROW'S LUNCH.  Lunch Futures and whatknot.
     Anyway.  Let's knock out 4 more paragraphs and move on with our days.  Maybe just go with the one bonus snack that I've been allowing myself before Official Weigh In and Resuming Beer and see what happens.  DECENT CHANCE that I'm burning enough calories and/or going under allotted calories in other areas that I'm not gonna gain any weight slowly or not.  YEAH'  WONDERFUL.  GREAT.  Wait a second DID I BATHE TWICE YESTERDAY.  I took a shower in the morning before doing anything else this week.  I think it was the day before yesterday though.  YEAH.  WHEW.  DODGED THAT BULLET.  I don't want to be TOO clean.  I wanna be VERY SLIGHTLY DIRTY.  That's what makes people respect you more.  Chickened Pot Pie for dinner.  Gotta commit to when I want it 2 hours in advance.  I leave that sucker in oven for two hours.  WE'LL HAVE TO SEE WHEN LUNCH IS.  When lunch is the greatest predictor of when dinner will be!  Except for when you're eating dinner.  Or putting it in the oven in anticipation of eating dinner at a set, certain time.
     Okay!  Anyway!  Health Bread BETTER be to my liking.  OR ELSE.  I'll be kinda bummed about it but eat half the loaf anyway.  19 pieces in this loaf!  If I eat 2 sandwiches a week, that's 8 pieces over 2 weeks.  Even if put in fridge, probably won't last much longer than 2 weeks.  YOU IDIOTS.  Maybe have a slice of Health Bread with Balanced Breakfast instead of Eggo.  NO I'VE GROWN TO LOVE CHOCOLATELY EGGOES.  The trick is OVER Toasting them.  That's what activates the chocolate.  THEN AGAIN with a slice of bread I can have open faced egg white sandwich as a thing.  WOW!  Given myself a lot to etcetera etcetera.  Hmm.  Noon o clock now.  Lunch probably won't be before II.  By which I mean 2.  Not sure why my instinct was Roman Numerals.  Either way probably 3:30 at the latest.  WE'LL SEE HOW I FEEL!  THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  Man if I was drinking THREE BEERS during an entry that'd make it better.  But then again if I drink THREE BEERS at night after last walk for the roughly 3 hours before bed time THAT'D MAKE THAT BETTER TOO.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE ETCETREA ETCEERA.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Figure I'll go on twitter and uninstall it and reinstall it Oh I Don't Know two times today?  Relatively reasonable guess.  Not too high, not too low!  The point is I could go on twitter and dislike it and then just not go back on for the rest of the day WITHOUT uninstalling it.  And then try again tomorrow.  We'll see how it goes!  The point is who needs twitter.  I'll learn the news from MY DREAMS like THE REST OF NORMAL PEOPLE.  I COULD GET MORE DIFFERENT FLAVORED KWEST BARS ROM REGULAR AMAZON.  Still got like 6-8 of the other bars though.  THE TIME IS NOT RIGHT YET.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Probably aiming to have KWEST BAR as snack between lunch and dinner.  Just a single snack in that Afternoon Time Frame but this is one single snack that can GET THE JOB DONE.  Don't have to do it ALWAYS.  But it's a good Snack Routine to do MORE THAN ONCE IN A LIFETIME.  Huh.  What's going on.  Crap and crap?
     Last paragraph of the day.  I guess.  More Shutter tonight and/or this afternoon!  Definitely the CURSED FILMS EPISODE.  I bet all the actors and filmmakers turned into zombies after making the film.  Off the top of my head that's the most likely way that the film was cursed.  Anyway.  In a way aren't WE ALL Zombies?  I guess.  But in 99.8% of OTHER WAYS we AREN'T all zombies.  And that sounds like it's more accurate.  So there's that!  What else is up.  Anyways.  Like usual not excited about Fresh Direct personally made special meal going into it.  BUT I will probably get a real blast and a half out of it when I'm eating it.  So there's that!  Wonderful.  Also-- Snickerdoodle Meal Replacement Cookie?  PRETTY GOOD.  Years ago when I tried these cookies I really liked them.  Then the last year or two they tasted kinda not great.  Still got them intermittently!  Anyway this flavor TASTES GOOD FOR REAL.  AND WITH THAT I LEAVE YOU.  Be back tomorrow.  ON BEER FOR SECOND ACT?  Possibly.  Probably not.  I'm thinkin' tomorrow save all 3 beers for Nighttime and see how that goes.  SEE YA LATER ALL THE SAME!

-12:13 P.M.

Wednesday, April 27, 2022

Let's Catch Up

    Hey!  Just took Walk.  Gotta go to Endocrinologist soon.  Got about 30 minutes to write a short act I.  Then write a longer act II in afternoon and a longer act III in evening!  Fasting kinda sucks but I'm in a place right now it's not so bad.  It sucked an hour ago though!  Anyway.  Thinking about getting a 200 ml bottle of alcohol to celebrate Not Worrying About Official Weigh In.  Which may DOUBLE as celebrating Being A Weight I'm Pleased With!  Anyway.  Was wondering whether to write entry at all today.  I'm doing it!  Who cares if it's a different routine THERE ARE NO RULES.  And if they are THEY DON'T APPLY TO ME.  I'M A SPECIAL CASE. Not sure WHY.  But I am nonetheless.  Anyway this act'll be 3-5 paragraphs.  Good shot I reach an evening 5 paragraphs!  Anyway drinking WATER.  That's okay.  Might make me weigh more.  THAT'S A RISK I'LL HAVE TO TAKE.  When is Mets game today. 1:15 PM.  INTERESTING.  Better set it up to record that RIGHT ABOUT NOW.  Gonna take FIBRE BAR with me to Doctor.  Eat that sucker right when blood is taken.
    Gonna go with EXCITING NEW BBQ GRILLED CHICKEN Chipotle flavor.  At least TWO of those Five Words are accurate.  Between exciting, new, BBQ, grilled, and chicken.  I'd say a solid 3-4 are appropriate words in this case.  Anyway just drink entire 200 ml at night.  Have some fun with it!  Probably while writing Act III I guess!  What else is the wide world of sports.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Blueberry Pie Day.  Look I'm gonna be honest.  I have very little experience IF ANY with non-chicken-pot pies.  Always seemed kinda gross.  Maybe blueberry pie is okay.  APPLE no thanks.  The chunks of apple are too big.  Blueberry though?  You can't have big chunks of blueberry!  That's not how blueberries are designed!  Anyway hmm check Fresh Direct to see their Pie selections.  Let's do that RIGHT ABOUT NOW.  NOPE NO CHOCOLATE PIE.  It's either chocolate or bust for me!  What else is up.  Lunch gonna be Chipotle.  Got one Super Market meal left over for today AND tomorrow.  Wide AL Fredo!  That could be dinner but more likely we get delivery.  CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES PERHAPS?  Can't hurt to dream.  Anyway.  I was worried different time of day would skew my weight UPWARD.  Now I'm worried fasting will skew my weight DOWNWARD.  I'd be HAPPY with what it says but I'd also be like CAN I TRUST THIS AS ANALOGOUS TO WHAT IT SAID A FEW MONTHS AGO?
    Oh well that's life.  Can't trust anything to be analogous!  What else is going on and crap.  PAYING IN DIMES.  I got 2 quarters and a lot of dimes.  Internet website seems to say the 200 ml vodka is 4.59$.  I CAN COVER THAT EASY.  Just a question of how much over I wanna bring to makes ure I can cover it.  The less I bring the better!  I don't want dimes chiming away my entire walk.  60 Dimes is better than 100 Dime!  Let's talk about it.  We just did.  Oh good we got that out of the way apparently.  What else.  NO breakfast day.  Probably four out of eight walks overall.  PROBABLY make coffee to have over the rest of the day.  Four drinks of alcoholsworth.  HMM SO MANY MOVING PIECES.  INTERESTING.  What else is up.  BIGGER LUNCH OF CHIPOTLE.  Because apparently their nutrition calculator is a joke.  They routinely give 2x the amount of ingredients as they're supposed to.  Because they've been trained by experience that if they don't people are like WHAT THE HELL I WANT MORE OF THIS YOU IDIOT.  So there's that.  Anyway it'll all work out in the end one would imagine.
     Hmm.  Cinnamon Toast Crunk Bar is great!  Can't be very healthy.  I don't think it has ANYTHING going for it for it to be healthy.  Well it's CALORIES.  It WILL keep you from starving to death theoretically.  That'd be my guess at least.  Either way if Chipotle wasn't in the cards I'd be thinking about Dumb Dessert Lunch.  Like the rest of the box of Impulse Dangerous Chocolate Chunk Cookies.  5 out of 6 in the box left.  Maybe something dumb like 3 pop tarts.  BUT NO.  CHIPOTLE IS IN THE CARDS.  DANGIT.  I WANNA EAT DUMB DESSERT FOOD.  I usually get that out of my system for breakfast but today No Breakfast!  Probably gonna have coffee later on in the day.  I ALREADY SAID THAT.  So what.  I'll say it again.  You're not the boss of me!  Probably not!  At some point I'll probably have a boss.  One would imagine I get a job at some point.  And it's not some sort of Commune Job where there's no boss.  What if I'm the boss.  Every boss answers to a higher boss.  What about Donkey Kong in original Mario.  He answers to someone Off Screen too.  FINE DON'T BELIEVE ME.  YOUR LOSS.
    What else is up.  Interesting how they rebranded Donkey Kong as a hero.  ME, I ALWAYS thought of him as a hero.  Because that's what he was when I was a kid.  But I have the knowledge he was a Mario Villain at some point.  But I still generally think of him easily as one of the good guys.  Hmm.  Good name.  Donkey Kong.  Clearly an Ape.  Not a Donkey.  VERY interesting direction they went with for that name.  Kong.  I think that's a Chinese last name in origin.  My best friend in high school who I didn't particularly like was last name Kong.  Pretty sure he was Chinese in origin.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Gotta imagine Mario is JAPANESE in origin.  Hmm.  Subtlety saying CHINA IS THE ENEMY.  Not really.  Mario is Italian.  They're saying China is the enemy of Italy.  Japanese people are weird.  But GOOD.  Lots of good associations with The Japanese.  Like that movie.  Lost in Translation.  I wonder what that movie is really about.  Guess it was LOST IN TRANSLATION.  It's just some stuff that happens!  I LOVE movies like that.
     Sixth paragraph of the act.  Already outdoing myself.  About 15 minutes to go until I gotta stop to quickly get ready to leave.  Anyway.  Maybe I should buy a new video game.  That sounds like fun.  I CAN'T GET THE GOOD DEADWOOD GAME.  Doesn't apply to X-Box 360.  I think I could get the first installment.  Anyway.  Every now and then I think man I liked Deadwood in retrospect.  Wouldn't mind watching another show that's Exactly That but new things that I haven't seen before.  What else is up.  Gotta watch more Good Western movies.  Not dumb run of the mill Westerns.  HIGH QUALITY Westerns.  Have only seen 6 or 10 of the High Quality Westerns in my life.  Unless you count Neo-Westerns.  Then it's SEVERAL MORE.  Hmm.  Neo-westerns are AFTER THE YEAR 2000.  Westerns in 1990's?  Still Westerns to me!  Anyway.  Was planning on 200 ml ALL AT NIGHT.  Maybe have 1/4th-1/3rd with Afternoon Act.  So I got that going for me.  What else is up.  Maybe don't have coffee today.  GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THAT INTO FURTHER CONSIDERATION WHEN IT COMES UP SPECIFICALLY.
     Got 10 minutes left before I need to quickly get ready.  I can write one more paragraph in that time!  Great!  Went through most of the morning laying in bed thinking I'd be skipping an entry today.  LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG.  NO SKIPPING FOR ME.  Unless it's quickly walking.  THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.  I haven't Skipped at all IN YEARS.  It's about time I start skipping again.  Who cares if people are judging me!  That's THEIR problem not mine.  Anyway.  CCP for Diner Dinner is my thinking.  Pizza is for Italian Resturaint dinner is my thinking.  Wide Al Fredo is for No Delivery Dinner is my thinking.  GREAT.  NICE CATCH UP ACT.  This way next act will be ALL FUN ALL THE TIME.  Probably not.  I'm guessing 30% fun 70% of the time.  What else is going on and crap.  Figure I get home.  Eat chipotle.  Take a walk (get alcohol).  Then write Act III!  Took a walk in morning.  Two walks in afternoon.  One walk in evening.  HEY MAYBE EVEN A FIFTH WALK LATE IN THE EVENING.  Anyway I still got 5-10 minutes but gonna cut it off now.  I'll see ya soon!  Not as soon as usual!  Normally I'm UPLOADING entry around now.  Today it'll be AT THE NIGHTTIME.  Whatever.  I'll be back soon.

No More Mucking Around

    HEY!  Great news!  Personal news!  Not outside news!  Gonna try to insulate myself from outside news!  Uninstalled Twitter!  At first I thought to do it as a PROTEST? thing?  But now I'm like hey mental healthwise this is a great idea.  Anyway only up 5.5, 6 pounds in four months!  We both agreed I AM AT GREAT WEIGHT NOW STAY HERE!!!  I secretly want to lose another .5-1 pound but SHE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!  Anyway.  Thought about going back to beer.  On account of having celebratory vodka tonight.  I dunno!  Right now gonna stick with NOT doing that!  The point is I can lose another pound like it was nothin' at rate I've been going at!  Delicious!  Also as far as I know if I'm not reading about Bad News Happening it's not really happening.  Prove me wrong! You can't!  If you try proving me wrong by making me confront The Bad News hey you've failed now I've become aware of it so it's not relevant to this philosophical theorem.  Anyway.  Crazy Chicken Chipotle Filling was great!  I enjoyed the meal and everything!  Gonna GO CRAZY and have box of Indulgent Fibre Chocolate Chunk Cookies MINUS ONE.  Six in a box?  THIS SUCKER (me) IS HAVING 5 TONIGHT.  CHICKEN POT PIE FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.  Okay I think we're all caught up.  Now I get to take a sip of Vodka Infused Diet Orange Soda.
     Hmm.  I find it odd that roughly half a dozen times a year a baseball team will get into a fight with their opponent baseball team.  Aren't these grown men?  Why are they resorting to fighting all the time.  BE PROFESSIONALS YOU IDIOTS.  Anyway Liquor Store Operator wasn't a fan of counting out my dimes.  She DID it but she was like ugh stop doing this.  In Chinese American.  She didn't use those words.  Too American a way to put it!  She's CHINESE-American LIGHT ON THE AMERICAN.  But I got the message all the same.  Anyway what else is up.  MAYBE just have cereal meal for dinner.  FROSTED FLAKES.  TWO WELL DONE CHOCOLATELY EGGOS.  EGG WHITES.  HEALTHIER CERTAINLY.  But when else am I gonna have a chance to eat Box Of Cookies.  I dunno later in the week?  MAYBE.  Anyway CHEERS.  Now I have to think of another Deadline Thing To Look Forward To/Dread.  Hmm.  How about Mother's Day.  That makes sense.  When's Mother's Day.  I'd google it but I don't wanna be on a LIST somewhere.  Only perverts and weirdoes are googling when is mothers Day.  OH WELL LET'S TAKE THE PLUNGE.  MAY 8TH.  Sounds like a bout 2 and a half weeks to me!  Maybe more like one and a half weeks!  I was wrong with what it sounded like at first!
    Sure.  What else is going on.  I'm starting to WARM UP to Center-Right Long Island Local News playing in Doctor's Office.  I still am ENRAGED by the stories they tell and the framing they use but I CAN SEE how it might make Upper Middle Middle Upper Middle Class Long Islanders happy.  I GET IT NOW.  Continue on with your Fantasy World.  YOU PERVERTS.  ALt Dessert Dinner Idea-- THREE CONFETTI COPCAKE PERPTARTS.  Or get something from Deli for tonight as well.  Two hot Dogs, I don't know.  That's WEIRD.  Who eats sandwiches for dinner.  Dinner is for boxes of cookies minus one of the cookies.   Anyway I dunno.  Nail in the coffin was my Mom telling me NY struck down Good Congressional Maps.  SEE YOU IN HELL NEWS.  That was the straw that broke the camel's back.  Well apparently I'd be hearing this kind of news anyway even without twitter.  YOU'D THINK SO WOULDN'T YOU.  Maybe uninstalling twitter has a feature that activates a chip in my Mom's brain to tell her not to tell me bad news anymore.  Ever think of that?  OF COURSE YOU HAVE.  You're no fool.
     What else.  How many paragraphs was Act I.  I'm gonna guess SEVEN.  Hmm now'd be a good time to have coffee but I never made coffee.  Oh well what can ya do.  Maybe some coffee leftover from yesterday. YEP.  A third of a cup of coffee.  Delicious.  AND CONSERVATIONALIST.  Which isn't the same as me being a CONVERSATIONALIST.  Two different things!  Conversationalist is recognized as a word by Microsoft FrontPage.  How peculiar.  What else is going on and crap.  You can't be the best at a conversation.  Maybe a TEAM of people can be the best at a conversation.  You get two, "Conversationalists," together touring the country, doing conversations on stage, now you got something.  I just described Live Podcasts.  EXCEPT I give them a bit too much credit.  I dunno.  I've attended at least one live podcast.  I feel like IT'S NOT GREAT.  I used to listen to a lot of podcasts.  Way too much.  Probably 20-30 hours of podcasts a week.  NOW NONE.  I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE PODCASTS.  LEAVE ME ALONE.  Hey great just great what is there to watch tonight hopefully Horror Movies.
     Hmm.  Gotta stay in same mindset as last two weeks re: DIET.  I've been in a good place.  Don't wanna disrupt it.  Then again I've probably been losing a pound a week for 2 weeks.  I don't wanna do that anymore.  DAMNIT IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING.  Hmm.  If I'm not on Twitter all day what even is life.  Paying closer attention to Tales From Them Crypts.  Oh okay now I get it.  If I'm not dieting to lose weight for a short-mid-term deadline what even is life.  Paying closer attention to Tales From Them Crypts.  Oh okay now I get it.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Oh Right Read Some Books.  That's a weird thing perverts and weirdoes do.  Sounds good.  Become a pervert and/or weirdo.  Moreso than before.  That's one direction I can take my life I guess.  Anyway been estimating clothes and shoes add up to 2, 2.5 pounds on scale.  NOW ON INTERNET I see it could be more ESPECIALLY IF YA COUNT THE SHOES.  YOU IDIOTS GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
     Hmm.  Waking up fasting was terrible.  Real hungry when I was waking up and laying in bed for an hour.  By the time I was In Appointment NO PROBLEM.  So let that be a lesson to you.  Not sure what you're learning from that lesson.  Who says you have to learn things from lessons.  Just let the Lesson Teacher GET OFF teaching a lesson and that's a Win.  Lesson accomplished!  This pervert taught you weirdoes a lesson even if you learned nothing you idiots.  Hmmm.  Am I supposed to de-activate my account on Twitter. Or is uninstalling it enough.  Not sure about this one.  Anyway.  I successfully went off Facebook 3 or 4 years ago.  So we know I can do this kinda thing.  MAYBE REPLACE IT WITH, "THE GRAM."  Instagram!  Get onto that!  I don't know what instagram is but I know I don't want anything to do with it.  That sort of thing.  Browse Wikipedia all day.  I did that for a portion of my life.  Short-- but great!-- portion.  Just browse around clicking links and links and LEARNING ABOUT THINGS.  YOU IDIOTS.  Okay.  Mets lost today.  Bound to happen now and again!  Especially now!  It was REALLY bound to happen now because it did.
     What else is up.  Decent idea to re-up with Beer nowadays.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Seventh paragraph of the act.  Fourteenth of the entry.  Gonna do one more act roughly the same size.  Same size as what.  Yo Momma that' what.  Also it's a lot.  Cause yo momma is fat.  That's the general point I'm trying to get across.  Also why is it an insult that yo momma is fat.  GREAT.  She can afford a lot of food.  She might be MALnourished but at least she's not UNDERnourished.  CALL THAT A WIN AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIVES.  What else is going on and crap.  Long Island thinks it's so great but it is SO NOT.  I'd like to live in an middle middle upper middle upper upper upper middle class neighborhood one day but NOT LONGISLAND.  Hmm I DO like The Tri-state Area though.  GONNA HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE.  No I don't.  Whatever happens happens.  That's a good approach to life.  NEVER THINK ABOUT ANYTHING.  Things will happen to you ANYWAY!!!  So why bother is the point. 
    Eighth paragraph of the act.  Figure I'll keep going for now.  What else is crap.  Anyway at first Liquor Store Cashier was practically saying NO.  Not gonna accept this.  Or at least that's the impression I got.  Then she did accept it.  I think legally she has to, right?  I'm pretty sure that's a law.  Gotta accept currency as it's presented.  The point is I said YOU'LL ACCEPT IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.  What else is up.  Are conversationalists only good at conversations with other conversationalists?  Or do they also excel at Dumbing It Down for your standard Idiot.  Gotta imagine you get two conversationalists in a room they'll have a grand old time.  BUT if you have one conversationalist and one moron WILL the conversationalist be able to turn that into a positive enriching experience.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Because spoiler alert I AM THAT MORON.  Okay.  Great.
     Ninth paragraph of the act!  Last walk only one of the earbuds was working.  This has happened before!  And I figured out how to fix it over the course of Oh I Don't Know 5 or 10 minutes.  So I'll get it working again sure.  Anyway.  Hey just tried it and both earbuds worked!  Great!  I have delicious Meal Replacement Cookie I can have for dinner.  SNICKERDOODLE.  Which basically just means Sugar Cookie as far as you know.  That makes relatively more sense to eat as meal.  Smaller meal, though.  Same amount of calories as just 3 out of 5 of the Boxed Cookies.  GREAT HAVE THAT MEAL REPLACEMENT COOKIE WITH ONE BONUS IMPULSE DANGER COOKIE AND CALL IT A NIGHT.  It's good to have options is the point.  Figure I'll take a walk after 10th paragraph.  Then do nothing for an hour or so until I have to accept Dinner Delivery.  Then take walk.  THEN I'M BACK HERE WITH ACT III!  Amazing.  Whoever came up with Snickerdoodle as a word must be pretty proud of himself and/or ashamed.  He was proud of himself at first but he grew to become ashamed of it.  Or the reverse I dunno what do I know nothin' that's what.
     Whatever.  Next Official Weigh In will be in roughly 4 months.  For some reason this doctor has earned the right to be The Official Weigh In.  Haven't made the appointment yet!  They said four months though.  GREAT.  HOPEFULLY BY THEN I'LL BE LIKE oh it's time to weigh myself okay never thought about that in a while I bet I weigh an appropriate amount but then again I never thought about that recently in fact I'm not even thinking about it NOW.  That sort of thing.  Snickerdoodle Big Cookie + 1 Confetti Pop Tart.  THOUGHTS?  Oh right you're mute.  Anyway.  Four walks today out of the normal eight.  Interesting very interesting.  Vaguely.  NOPE not even vaguely interesting.  DAMNIT.  Hmm.  I was happy with Chipotle.  Put it in microwave for a couple of minutes even though it was fresh.  Well, 15 minutes removed from being fresh.  Tasted fine and fresh out of microwave!  Delicious.  I like it when rice clumps together.  Some people might specifically NOT like it.  I LIKE IT.  Nice small (NOT TOO BIG) clump of rice.  Gonna eat all that clumped rice in one forkful!  Just try and stop me!  Okay time to take a walk.  Be back a little bit later I guess.

Okay A Little Bit More

    HEY!  Feels like a new phase of life is starting.  WILL THEY/WON'T THEY re: Twitter.  Also, "They," is, "Me."  Will they/won't they beer.  THEY WILL.  Already CLEARED IT with my Dad.  18 beers a week!  Right now think based on what I did the last 1 or 2 weeks I was getting it, the way to go is mostly aim for 1 beer for entry (second act) and 2 beers for nighttime (after last walk).  And ABSTAIN once a week.  SABBATH would be nice but it makes more sense to do it THURSDAY: The DAY BEFORE I RE-UP WITH SUPER MARKET. Hmm has Leon Musk considered buying a super market.  Not a Fresh Direct or something.  Just a local brick and/or mortar one.  I feel he could get his kicks that way and that would stop him from bothering the rest of us.  Anyway.  Think if I continue my diet from the last 2 weeks more or less, combined with the beer, that's right about maintenance calories.  I THINK.  WE'LL SEE.  There was another will they/won't they.  Oh right.  Start listening to music again.  CLASSIC BANDS.  Either PLAYLISTS of their GREATEST HITS or ALBUMS THEMSELVES.  Hmm where to start.  You know like THE WHO but NOT THE WHO.  Already did The Who last year!  What is The Who but Not The Who.  I DUNNO YOU TELL ME HOT SHOT.
     What else is going on and crap.  Underestimated Snickerdoodle Calories by 100!  Makes more sense this way.  Probably WILL have that as dinner when this entry is over.  Whenever that happens.  Who can say for sure.  Might watch RICKI AND THE FLASH tonight.  I saw it in theaters when it first came out just like The Rest Of America.  Was it good?  I dunno!  It was okay!  I got no better ideas on what to do though!  Also it's a horror movie because it's a drama.  Maybe a comedy drama.  Heavy on the drama.  OR evenly split between comedy and drama but THE COMEDY PART JUST ISN'T FOR ME.  THE DRAMA PART NOT SO MUCH EITHER.  So it's a horror movie basically.  Oh okay I get it.  Al Fredo dish for lunch tomorrow.  Chickened Pot Pie for dinner!  AMAZING.  I don't think enough attention is given to the fact that Meryl Streep is a WEIRD name.  Also it's kind of WEIRD how much general respect she gets innately.  Like it's a cliche to respect her so much.  I mean she's FINE.  She's GOOD.  But why is it like oh that Meryl Streep she's without exaggeration the best actress ever.  Also WEIRD NAME.  I'M CALLING YOU OUT MERYL STREEP.
     What else.  10% chance-- this would be hard to be sustainable-- I just have a beer when I want it and then when I run out I run out.  SOUNDS STRANGE.  I DON'T LIKE STRANGE THINGS.  CREEP ME OUT.  EVER HEAR OF THAT SHOW STRANGER THINGS.  TOO STRANGE FOR ME.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  What else is up.  RE-UPPIN' WITH THE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH for Friday.  AND YOU ALL DOUBTED ME.  WELL IN OTHER AREAS AT LEAST.  You know that sort of thing.  Maybe some RAP music.  What's some good rap music I should get into.  I could listen to Discography Once More of a Rap Music Artistic Group Or Person that I went through last year.  I feel like you're not really getting that much out of listening to say A Tribe Called KWEST each song just once.  You gotta listen to the songs TWICE.  Then you're like oh okay now I get it.  Three times is too much.  Twice is the sweet spot!  Anyway gonna have to look into that one.  Probably good artists I can listen to from the start.  I DON'T WANT 2010 ARTISTS.  DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON 2020's ARTISTS.
    What else is up.  Maybe work Kwest Bar into snack routine.  Biggest snack but maybe that's just what the doctor ordered.  Have that as afternoon snack.  No 2 or 3 snacks.  Just one nice Kwest bar.  THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT ISSUES OF THE DAY.  What else.  I'm not sure what free speech is being censored at The Twitter that Leon Musk is upset about.  I know they make some what of an effort to remove Hate Speech and Violence Threats.  Is that what concerns him?  Cause I don't think there's anyone posting unpopular political opinions and twitter has been deleting then and/or banning them.  Gonna have to look into that one.  The point is can I turn Crazysheet.net into Social Media.  YOU GET A CRAZYSHEET, YOU GET A CRAZYSHEET, AND ETCETERA DOWN THE LINE.  Gotta imagine someone would be interested in that.  A guy whose me but NOT me.  Like a band whose the Who but NOT the Who.  That sort of thing but now in this situation.  Also can I pay money to advertisers to advertise on my site to make it look more legit.  Sure THEORETICALLY but where am I getting the money.  DAMNIT.
     Anyway.  Act I was 7 paragraphs, Act II was 10.  How many will Act III be?  I dunno!  Maybe see if I could figure out what I'm gonna watch when this is over RIGHT NOW ahead of time.  I can watch the VENOM sequel. I saw the original!  Didn't care for it!  Give it another shot though, that's what I always say.  Well sometimes.  Most of the time I probably shouldn't.  Most of the times you're being given the right number of shots as a baseline, I'd guess.  THEN AGAIN ya never know.  What else is going on and crap.  Haven't touched my drink yet AT ALL.  Probably gonna have some left over for tomorrow entry portion of drinking.  Not beyond that!  Anything else I'll finish tonight because that's the kind of guy I am today.  HAS THE DOOR CLOSED ON EATING THE BOX OF COOKIES.  Yeah.  Big Meal Replacement Cookie is 200 less calories AND it's a REAL THING people eat as meals.  They're Dumb sure but at least I'm in SOME company.  Is it better to be in dumb company or by yourself.  Probably dumb company!  You're by yourself, that's even dumber than the dumb!
     What else is crap.  You know a Rap group LIKE a Tribe Called Quest but NOT A Tribe Called Quest.  HOW HARD IS THIS TO FIGURE OUT!  Anyway I dunno.  Only four walks in the end today compared to a normal eight.  No breakfast.  A third of a coffee instead of Six Thirds Of Coffees.  And so on and etcetra.  Also upon further introspection sure I know conversationalist is a word.  Still though kinda weird that it is!  What else is crap.  What's the movie I Settled on.  VENOM?  AM I SURE ABOUT THAT?  I saw they listed Woody Harrelson as one of the stars so I was like how bad can it be.  Then I was like Woody Harrelson is in A LOT of movies.  And a lot o movies are bad.  So YES IT COULD STILL BE QUITE BAD.  Oh well.  That's life!  Part of it at least!  Maybe not THE MAIN part.  Jeez.  Maybe just pick a movie at random on SHUTTER: THE STREAMING SERVICE.  They've been upgraded from The, "SCREAMING," Service to The, "STREAMING," Service because I respect them more that they took a hardline to support Ukraine in their current violence extravaganza against Russia.  That sounds like the best idea I've had yet.  Easier said than done though!  Actually pretty easily done.  And it took me A WHILE to get to say it.  So in the end MAY be easier done than said.  We'll have to see.
     Hmm.  What else is up.  Twitter is the way I see the world!  It's easily possible I stop using it.  But it would be a major disruption for the short term!  I'd get used to life without it but for a while it'd be a significant adjustment!  And why.  Because some dumb guy owns it?  WHY WE PROBABLY WOULDN'T SEE THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS OF THAT UNTIL GRADUALLY OVER THE COURSE OF WEEKS.  WEEKS?  THAT'S FOREVER IN TWITTERTIME.  Anyway the point is I feel like rich people pretend to be autistic or some sort of social disorder just to excuse themselves for being jackasses.  And that's THE NICEST word I can use for them.  You don't wanna hear the words I'm REALLY think of.  JERKS.  That's the one.  What else is going on and crap.  Last time I had meal replacement cookie was when I ordered and watched The New Scream.  Can TONIGHT be an equally entertaining TV Experience?  I JUST DON'T SEE HOW NO I'M SORRY I'M SO SORRY.  DAMNIT.  LEON MUSK-- BUY ME A RECENTLY RELEASED HIGH PRODUCTION VALUE HORROR ON DEMAND MOVIE.  DON'T EVEN BUY IT.  JUST RENT IT FOR ME.  THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING.
     Okay.  Maybe I SHOULD be watching Stranger Things?  That seems like the kind of thing that-- legitimately-- I can start watching and be like ah great this is a great thing to watch plus there's a lot of it!  I just don't like the KIDS part.  I don't wanna watch KIDS.  I'm no PERVERT like most of you.  They grow up over the course of the series.  THAT'S EVEN WORSE.  The only thing worse than watching kids is watching kids grow up.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  Anyway I dunno.  Cookie Comin' Up relatively soon!  Plus room for Snack or Two AFTER COOKIE.  IT'S A GOOD LIFE CHARLIE BROWN.  Not sure why Charlie Brown has friends.  Seems like kinda a geek.  I say we leave him alone and go off and have fun BY OURSELVES.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Eighth paragraph of the act.  DANGIT.  Gotta figure out what to do when this is over pretty soon now.  Ugh.  HMM I bet there's a good DVD I can watch.  Lemme Scroll through the DVDS I have with my EYES.  I've got TOMMY.  Is there a movie LIKE Tommy but by a band that's LIKE The Who but NOT The Who?  Gonna have to look into that one.  Hmm.  There's Tommy BOY.  That could be nice light recreational viewing.
    I dunno.  Two more paragraphs.  Oh I know.  Ricki and The Flash.  Anyway poured the rest of the alcohol into my glass for tonight.  Saving the right amount for Act II of Tomorrow.  Then the rest of my life continues in more or less the most predictable way possible.  Could watch Halloween III.  Only seen that one once.  Sure I'd have to spend 20 combined minutes listening to the 12 more Days To Halloween song and Go Mad but besides that I could see enjoying giving this movie another shot.  Hmm.  Think I'm gonna go with CLASSIC BALANCED BREAKFAST BREAKFAST tomorrow.  Cereal and Egg White and Eggo.  Gonna be fun.  I guess.  What else is up.  Today was interesting!  What with the entry split up over the course of the day.  Not sustainable though re: half the walks and half the sets of push ups and situps.  I gotta take all these walks if I'm gonna wanna eat all these snacks AND drink beer.  C'mon let's get real. 
    Maybe just listen to music for the rest of the night.  I dunno when bedtime will be because I got up 3-4 hours later than usual.  Probably Same Time Anyway.  But the point is hey great how's that working out for me.  Is it possible there's a film LIKE Scream V but NOT Scream V that I can watch?  Because if so Elon Busk BETTER RENT IT FOR ME or ELSE.  At this point looks like Ricki And The Flash are the front runner for what I'm doing in 5-10 minutes.  Oh well I can think of worse fates.  Like death.  That's one of the worst fates there is!  Per my understanding at least.  Hey just took a sip of more alcohol-infused soda than I had poured before and it just occurred to me oh right this is vaguely drunkenness.  Before it was all kinda just in my head.  Buzzed a bit.  NOW I GET IT.  So that'll be fun.  I think Ricki in Ricki and The Flash has some sort of drug problem possibly alcohol.  WOW WHAT FUN.  Watch films ABOUT ALCOHOL PROBLEMS while ON ALCOHOL.  TRIPPY.  Whatever.  I'll be back tomorrow.  Probably!  Don't see a reason why I wouldn't be.  Unless I'm dead.  In which case LEON MUSK BRING ME BACK TO LIFE AND THEN WE'RE EVEN.  Dunno what he did to slight me to make us un-even.  Buying twitter SLIGHTED US ALL maybe.  I dunno.  Either way.  But the point is bring me back to life all the same!  Anyway.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-8:14 P.M. 

Tuesday, April 26, 2022

No Reason Not To Do This

    HEY!  Met game tonight.  7:45!  I can stay up to watch entire game if it's interesting at the end.  Cutting into my Bedtime a bit but that's the price we pay to watch interesting ends to baseball games!  Anyway very much behind schedule today.  DID already take my shower though.  So there's that!  Had a bit of a small Bange Eating yesterday but just turned it into my dinner.  So I ended up like 2-3 snacksworth over what I aim for but in the end it's more or less just a wash.  Also CONFETTI CUPCAKE POP TARTS?  TOO DELICIOUS.  Not a fan of how delicious they are.  There's a limit and they've passed it!  What else.  Gotta fast tomorrow.  Doctor appointment at 1:15 PM.  Fast before then!  But probably get up same time and write entry and do walks.  I COULD just wait to get up late and that makes fasting easier.  HMM I'll think about it.  HMM I guess.  Anyway still on twitter FOR NOW.  Take it on a minute-by-minute basis on whether I wanna stop being there!
     What else is going on.  Cinnamon Toast Crunk Bars ALSO very good.  The point is I got a lot going for me in terms of eating food and whatknot.  Hopefully got a lot going for me in terms of what I weigh tomorrow!  Sweet!  I weigh more later in the day generally BUT I will have not eaten all morning so we'll see.  What else is wide world of sports.  Oh Hey I'm about 70% into Decent Horror Film!  INSIDIOUS II.  I seen the first one a couple of times.  Never seen this one!  DECENT PRODUCTION VALUES.  NOT BAD PRODUCTION VALUES AT ALL.  So there's that.  Takin' a shower before first walk.  Normally I spend that time on twitter!  Took a shower instead!  THEN LOGGED INTO TWITTER.  That's life for ya.  The point is I feel I can go without twitter if I choose to.  I just haven't chosen to yet!  Also the book THE CHOSEN.  It's about one guy whose dad is a Rabbi and wants him to be a Rabbi.  And his friend who is in the reverse situation.  Or something.  I forget.  Probably banned nowadays.  Too much Jew Talk.
     IT MAKES KIDS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH RELIGION.  We can't have that.  Also I'm not 100% sure the people banning books want kids to read ANY books.  A kid asks them okay so what SHOULD I read.  They're like hmm reading that's not for you.  Watch some TV it's better.  Also if there's a TV show of a banned book do they ban the broadcasting of that TV show?  My guess?  Not yet but maybe a few years down the line.  Anyway.  Not sure about meals today.  Definitely either Turkey Sandwich or Chicken Parm or 1 of 2 meals.  Maybe both for 2 meals.  WE'LL SEE YOU IDIOTS.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Prime Rib Day.  That sounds good.  I forget what Prime Rib is but I'm pretty sure I'd like it.  Let's LTURQ.  Looks like steak.  Rib Eye Steak MAY be an example of Prime Rib.  In which case I'M ON BOARD.  Earlier in life when Mom used to make me steak once or twice a month SOMETIMES it was Rib Eye.  Sometimes it was FILET MIGNON.  Sometimes it was T-BONE.  Boy oh boy did I like the T bone.  Scratchin' out and chewin' out the bits of meat stuck to the curves in the T.  FUN STUFF.  Also I don't think she made me Rib Eye.  I think I got that from Restaurants.
     Great!  Good thing I'm writing this entry.  One would imagine.  I'd say it's easier to imagine the opposite.  Oh well that's life.  WATCHED some of Mets game yesterday including their amazing come from behind win in real time last night!  Also REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHAR?  I don't watch that anymore!  SEE YA LATER.  I don't watch much of any TV anymore.  Mostly Movies and SNL.  I find SNL to be a solid 7 out of 10 TV watching experience.  NOT BAD AT ALL.  Also Met games.  NOT BAD AT ALL.  I think the kid who didn't wanna be a Rabbi wanted to be a baseball player or something.  GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.  VERY UNLIKELY YOU'LL MAKE IT TO THE MAJORS.  Also that could easily be wrong.  There might have been a scene in the book where he plays baseball with his friends.  Oh I could see how I could make that extrapolation.  Anyway.  BOOKS HUH.  I CAN READ THOSE.  I have the capacity to do it at least.  Read some books on Climate Crisis.  See what that's all about.  My guess is NOT GOOD.  Hmm.  Elon Musk buying twitter DOES sort of bring to mind oh billionaires DO already own all the media.  This actually kinda rings a bell as to what already is happening.  So there's that!
     Amazing.  What was I talking about.  I own this website.  I think.  Maybe a billionaire shadow owns it or something.  Is that a thing?  Either way oh well what can ya do.  Lotta billionaires.  When I was a kid I thought there were a few dozen billionaires.  Maybe 100 at most.  NOW lemme LTURQ. 2668 billionaires.  SURE it could have increased exponentially from 2 decades ago but not THAT much.  That's a lot of billionaires.  You'd think maybe 2% of would donate a lot of money to good causes.  Oh well what can ya do.  Another brilliant pitching performance from Man Scherzer yesterday.  If he puts all his money JUST ROM THESE THREE YEARS on a 7:1 shot BOOM BILLIONAIRE.  Plus I'm sure he has 7 figures of money from before these 3 years.  GO FOR IT.  What else is going on.  Also if anyone gets in his way BOOM FASTBALL TO THE FACE.  Hmm.  Time for some coffee!  Wait a second this paragraph isn't long enough yet.  Well NOW it is.  SURE.
     Okay.  Gettin BUFFALO CHICKEN FINGERS from Super Market this week.  Haven't gotten then since Pandemic Quarantine was lifted and we started getting other deliveries!  Proffered other meals to get.  This time I'M GIVEN EM ANOTHER SHOT.  YEAH.  What else is up.  Anyway.  Did Norm Macdonald die.  I know he wrote a book I'd be willing to read.  I think I remember him dying recently.  Even though he was a young man.  YEP HE'S DEAD.  Sorry.  He will forever live on in his book that will one day be banned for one reason or another.  Anyway.  At what point do they just say actually we're banning ALL books.  Probably around 15-20% books banned.  Once they've reached that threshold it's easier to say and enact ya know what just don't read anything.  Closer than we think!  So there's that.  It's okay IT'S FLORIDA.  It's not REAL place.  Florida just being Florida.  WRONG IT'S A HARBINGER OF WHAT'S TO COME.  Hmm.  Does Florida kind of know they're the weird state.  I think YES.  That's why they're so self conscious and insecure!
     Hmm.  Seventh paragraph!  What else is going on and crap.  Thinkin' in my head what kinda snacks to have today.  I should think more about what kinda MEALS to have.  Probably just turkey sandwich and chicken parm.  No delivery.  THAT'S NO FUN.  I LIKE DELIVERY.  FUN.  Anyway side for turkey sandwich might be delicious CONFETTI CUPCAKE Pop Tart.  THAT'S FUN.  TOO MUCH FUN.  Maybe toast it so it's less fun.  It might make it more fun but my guess is less fun which is good because like I said too much fun right now.  Hmm.  Sandwiches for next 2 weeks are gonna be Veggie Burger and BLACK FOREST HAM.  Delicious.  Especially the part where I eat them for lunches.  It's delicious to put them in Online Cart and then accept them at the door.  But the eating them for lunch TAKES THE CAKE.  Also HAVEN'T HAD STRAIGHT UP CAKE IN A WHILE.  Had birthday cake flavored Fiber Brownie several times the last few days.  THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH I GUESS.  WHAT A SHITTY ENTRY.  I BLAME LEON MUSK.
     Okay.  Hmm.  Hey that's a good snack to have for next snack.  I find it enjoyable to eat.  That sort of thing!  Anyway what kinda thing can I do to make day B- Day.  Lotta crunch time in afternoon to take walks cause I'm behind.  Hmm.  Can take a bonus walk OR EVEN TWO in nighttime to mix things up.  Interesting idea.  I'll think about it later when I feel like thinking about things.  Anyway.  Excited about new routine of mixing in KWEST BARS as regular snacks.  Biggest regular snack I have!  BUT I feel like it'll keep me satisfied for longer legitimately!  Hey good deal.  Gonna have to RE-UP with them at some point.  That's how things go.  You buy things then you eat things and then you're left with Not Having The Things Anymore.  GOTTA RE-UP.  SOONER RATHER THAN LATER.  Sure if you get them too soon Crowds Up Your Cabinets.  But if you get them too late WHAT THE HELL I WANT ONE BUT I CAN'T HAVE ONE WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
     Ninth paragraph.  I DON'T KNOW if this entry is Better Than Nothing.  I definitely lean towards anything is better than nothing.  But I could be wrong!  Easily!  Anyway.  Add ONE walk to nighttime walk from afternoon walk.  Let's say around 8:15, 8:30 PM Final Walk instead of 7:00 PM.  GREAT.  I CAN EAT DINNER BEFORE OR AFTER THAT DEPENDING ON HOW I FEEL.  WHAT AN ENTRY.  Hmm.  Watched a good SHUTTER film where Bill Paxton plays a Wild Vampire.  I like that guy!  Bill Paxton!  Not the Fictional Wild Vampire.  Anyway he's dead too.  Bill Paxton.  Maybe the Fictional Wild Vampire.  Kinda wasn't paying too close attention.  But from the attention I DID pay hey not so bad a movie.  I used to actively NOT like Bill Paxton because I didn't know who he was AND I knew who Bill Pullman was and in a The Simpsons episode people confuse them and I was always like YEAH BILL PULLMAN IS THE BETTER OF THE TWO.  Now that I've grown and seen some Bill Paxtons I GET IT.  Also I know why I thought Val Kilmer was in The Serpent and the Rainbow.  He was in a film called The Ghost And The Darkness.  SIMILAR TITLES.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Anyway.  I wonder what will happen to Twitter.  Gotta imagine SOMETHING will happen.  Maybe it won't be as bad as I think!  Also what exactly am I thinking.  RIGHT WING TAKE OVER.  Oh no I'm scared.  Good news is I can survive without it.  I don't have a brand I'm cultivating by posting there 3 dozen times a day.  I don't NEED IT at all!  Good for me.  I'm glad everything is working out in my favor.  Got some Chocolately Flavored Tea Biscuits.  Not bad!  Brand of Tea Biscuits I've gotten before.  Not bad!  Now they're chocolately!  Not bad!  HEY I CAN HAVE DELICIOUS STANDARD BALANCED BREAKFAST FOR LUNCH TODAY AGAIN.  PLUS BONUS WAFFLE.  That's delicious SURE but I got MEALS I GOTTA EAT FROM Super MARKET.  Oh well that's life I guess.  Anyway.  Should I re-up with Cinnamon Toast Crunch even before finishing Frosted Flakes.  PROBABLY NOT.  NOT YET AT LEAST.  MAYBE WHEN I'M A BIT MORE FINISHED BUT NOT COMPLETELY.  I'll be back in a little bit. 

Now That I Think About It There's Plenty Of Reasons

    HEY!  TURKEY SANDWICH FOR LUNCH CHICKEN PARM FOR DINNER.  YEAH.  Sweet Side to Turke ySandwich.  GOOD Fiber One Bar.  Not a halfway one.  Good Hearty One.  YEAH.  The point is let's keep the entry going.  Lunch is in 2.5 hours either way.  Might as well spent 95% of that time either Entrying or Walking.  What's the other 5% of time.  There is no other 5% of time.  For some reason we live in a universe where for this specific calculation there's only 95% of time.  Oh okay now I see.  Anyway what else is going on.  Pretty excited/negatively-excited about OFFICIAL WEIGH IN tomorrow.  Dangit!  Afternoon weigh in not morning.  THAT MIGHT MAKE IT HIGHER OR MIGHT NOT. I HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING.  The good new is Who Cares if I just continue what I've been doing the last 2 weeks I'll get to where I want to get to at some point in the near-mid-term-fut-ure.  Hmm what's a good book to read.  AMAZON GOOD CURRENT EVENT POLITICS BOOKS.  PREFERABLY NOT SCAM ONES WHERE THEY SAT ON IMPORTANT INFORMATION JUST FOR THE BOOK WHEN THEY SHOULD HAVE JOURNALIZED IT WAY AHEAD OF TIME WHEN THEY FIRST LEARNT IT.  Hmm I'll google that later.
     Amazing!  Planning on a nice Late Dinner tonight.  Eat it after Last Ultra-Late Walk.  Ya know like 8:30-9:00 PM.  ULTRALATE.  See all the weirdoes and perverts out on the street at that time of night.  That sort of thing.  Anyway had a nice successful nap in the middle of the day yesterday.  We're talkin was RESTING for 1.5, 2 hours.  And ASLEEP for maybe half that.  GOOD DEAL.  No Coffee 1.5 with Act II today.  Finished entire cup already.  So there's that.  Also I'm confused about Elon Musk bringing free speech to twitter.  I've been on twitter for a while.  Speech seemed kinda free already!  Maybe I've been looking at the wrong twitter feeds.  Well if there were twitter feeds censored I guess I just wouldn't know about it.  WRONG.  I would KNOW about twitter feeds BEFORE censorship and then they become censored and THEN I KNOW.  Well there's famously Trump.  Yeah but that's a Public Safety Twitter Ban.  Not censorship. We don't want him ordering more violence to his legions of suckers.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.
     Hmm.  Am I supposed to donate some money this cycle.  To House and or Senate Candidates.  Probably!  WHOM should I donate to.  This is a tough one.  I get e-mailed from Raphael Warnock every day.  And for some reason they don't annoy me!  I like this guy!  Maybe give him 15 dollars or something.  Better get a STICKER IN RETURN though that's all I can say.  I think TODAY is pretzel day?  I'll have pretzel caramel chocolate bar as next snack sure.  I assume I get some sort of jolt or reward or high from eating the food that the day is.  Gotta have SOME sort of bonus positive experience out of it.  That'd be my guess.  What else is going on and crap.  I'd have a fun time imagining the most fun breakfast for tomorrow today but there will be NO breakfast tomorrow.  Hardly seems fair.  I guess I can eat a breakfast for lunch.  Save Chipotle for dinner.  That's just kind of dumb.  Maybe have breakfast for dinner.  That's dumb too but also kind of smart.  The point is let's keep the day going.
     Hmm.  Kamala Harris has Covid.  Probably will be okay!  Most people usually are.  Whose next in line to Vice President.  Does it just go to Nancy Pelosi, whose next in line for president, or do they do some other kinda thing.  Either way SHE'LL BE FINE SHE'S GOT THIS.  PROBABLY.  BASING THAT ON NOTHING.  MATHEMATICALLY I GUESS.  GENERAL ODDS OVERALL, NOT CONCERNING HER SPECIFICALLY.  That sort of thing.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Cut turkey in half vertically for first sandwich.  Same thing I did with ham the week before!  LOTS of success doing that.  Also LOTS of success NOT cutting sandwiches in half and instead just eating the whole sandwich as a solid thing.  It's more fun!  It FEELS like it lasts longer.  You cut it in half, you get a few bites in, great this half is already almost over.  You DON'T cut it in half?  You get a few bites in?  HEY THERE'S STILL PLENTY SANDWICH LEFT.  Take it from me, don't cut your sandwiches in half!  Or don't what do I care.  NOTHIN'.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Amazing.  Gotta imagine I'll watch some FILMS or something today.  What kind of films.  I dunno!  The kind that are halfway entertaining enough.  Hopefully.  That's kind of a best case scenario.  Anyway jeez.  Might be easier to just stay in bed several hours tomorrow until I have to go.  But then NO ENTRY and more importantly SACRIFICING SEVERAL WALKS.  SO THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION.  GOTTA GET WALKS IN.  IF I DON'T DO ALL THE WALKS EVERY DAY THE TERRORISTS WIN.  NOT SURE WHICH ONES.  GOTTA IMAGINE AT LEAST ONE GROUP OF TERRORISTS WIN, POSSIBLY SEVERAL.  AND NOT EVEN INTER-CONNECTED TERRORIST GROUPS.  ONE GROUP OF TERRORISTS MIGHT WIN AND THEN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT GROUP OF TERRORISTS HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD WITH ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PRIORITIES MIGHT ALSO WIN.  So the point is YES it's VERY important I continue taking 8 walks a day until I reach goal weight and drop it down to 7 walks a day because Time To Get Reasonable.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Hmm.  Is that still a phrase.  If we don't do this or something THE TERRORISTS WIN.  I know it was a George W Bush refrain.  I think it's fallen by the wayside.  Let's get it trending again.  Not concerned with terrorists anymore.  Well most of us are concerned with right wing terrorists.  But in general those in power aren't.  So no terrorism concerns OVERALL.  Except for ANTIFA and BLM.  Which aren't structured terror groups and are barely structured groups at all.  The point is I dunno.  If the terror is coming from American Citizens IT'S NOT TERROR IT'S JUST PROTEST.  That's my hot take.  What else is going on and crap.  Snack creeping up.  Lunch creeping up behind it!  Day gonna be a real B- somehow in a way I'm not 100% sure how but I HAVE FAITH.  LOTS OF FAITH.  More faith than the average person.  NOT SO MUCH FAITH BUT MORE THAN YOU PROBABLY.  I'll be back in a little bit.

Anyways I Hope You're Happy

    HEY!  Wrote six paragraphs in Act II by accident.  WONDERFUL.  Anyway let's get the rest of this entry out of the way so I can continue with the rest of my life which will consist of SOMETHING(s) HAPPENING.  It's IMPOSSIBLE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENS.  That's just not the way the universe works!  Anyway lunch is VERY MUCH creeping up.  Excited about it!  Went into the day not knowing I'd be excited about meals.  NOW I AM.  Turkey Sandwich + Sweet Snack for lunch is GONNA BE GREAT.  And I'm also excited-- though not quite as much!-- about Chicken Parm meal for dinner.  YEAH LIFE IS GREAT YOU SUCKERS.  You idiots think life is crap but you're way off.  Well depending on who you are and what your life is like.  Lotta people with crappy lives.  I'VE GOT A B- LIFE.  THAT'S GREAT IN TODAY'S ECONOMY.  What else is going on.  MICROWAVE TURKEY?  TOAST BREAD?  EAT SNACK?  Lots of options and I'm sure I'll do the most basic thing which is not do any of those.  Except for the Eat Snack.  That's the baseline way to approach that part of the meal.
    Okay.  Figure I'll eat last snack around bedtime.  10:15-10:45 PM.  Then I gotta fast until Oh I Don't Know 2:30-3:30 PM?  When I GET HOME from Doctor presumably carrying around some CHIPOTLE.  The point is I feel this is a Halfway Yom Kippur and I think God should halfway reward me for this.  HE IS rewarding me for this.  He's making it so that the blood tests I'm taking at Doctor will be more accurate because of the fasting.  OH THAT GOD.  ALWAYS GOT A HIDDEN AGENDA UP HIS SLEEVE.  GOOD FOR HIM I'M GLAD IT'S ALL WORKING OUT FOR HIM.  Imagine a universe where nothing is working out for God.  He'd be like I'm GOD what the Hell Is This Bullshit.  NOTHINS GOIN MY WAY.  Gotta imagine that's a Net Bad Universe for Us, too.  Us being humanity.  I think GENERALLY God is on our side for things.  So if things aren't going God's way doesn't seem like it'd be working out for us, either!  Unless we declare war on God AND WIN.  Then we're winning, he's losing.  I dunno sounds like a risky war.  I feel like if God exists he'd CRUSH US in an extended Land War if we provoked him.
     Anyway what else is up.  Not sure about getting these chicken fingers.  Not sure about a lot of things these days.  What else is up.  I've been so concerned about Official Weigh In I forget I should be concerned that The Rest Of My Health Is Okay.  Maybe I've only gained 4 pounds BUT I have Thyroid Cancer.  OVERALL NOPE I REJECT THAT SCENARIO.  Will NOT settle for it.  GIVE ME ANOTHER OPTION because THAT ONE IS A NON-STARTER.  Hmm.  What else is up.  I don't think I have thyroid cancer.  What are the symptoms.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE I'VE GOT EXACTLY NONE OF THOSE SYMPTOMS.  YOU IDIOTS I'M RIDING HIGH.  NO THYROID CANCER FOR ME RIGHT NOW.  Unless it's a Secret Cancer without symptoms.  ODDS ARE AGAINST THAT.  Anyway I forget what's going on and crap.  Halfway through Act III!  Sweet.  No shower to take.  Already did that in the morning!  Maybe that's a good New Routine.  Shower before first walk.  Yeah but BEFORE OR AFTER breakfast.  Probably before.  Get myself REALLY IN THE MOOD for eating that there breakfast.  Appreciate it more!  Wonderful we'll put that in the MAYBE Pile.  Gotta work on making piles now, great, just great.
     Hmm.  I guess the next escalating terrible thing for a billionaire to buy is Wikipedia.  That'd be even worse than this!  I dunno I don't think wikipedia would go for it.  Based on nothing.  NOTHING EH?  THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING.  BETTER THAN NOTHING AT LEAST.  What else is going on and crap.  It's just hard to imagine Norm MacDonald as being dead.  He was so full of LIFE and VIGOR.  I can't imagine replaying a clip of him in my head and watching him go and being like yep that guy NO LONGER LIVES these days.  Doesn't compute!  What else is up.  Bonus nighttime walk today.  Could be fun!  Maybe even a GAME CHANGER FUN.  Well let's not get ahead of ourselves.  NO I SAY WE DO GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES.  IT'S FUN.  ALSO PRODUCTIVE.  NOW THAT'S THAT MUCH LESS WE HAVE TO DO LATER BECAUSE WE DID IT EARLY.  What else.  What Tales From That Crypt episode am I up to.  I think the one with the Funeral Undertaker Director.  YEP THAT'S IT.  GOOD STUFF.
     Last paragraph of the day.  Hope I can upload this to internet easily!  Maybe Elon Busk bought THE ENTIRE INTERNET.  And now won't let me upload my website for some reason.  At some point can someone just BUY THE INTERNET?  I dunno.  He'd have to be making hundreds of thousands of mini-deals all at once.  No reason ya can't.  Best of luck to this guy or gal I guess.  What else is up.  Apparently new Chipotle Meat Flavor is some sort of TEX MEX BBQ CHICKEN.  Maybe I should try that.  It SOUNDS GOOD in theory.  But also in practice IT ALSO SOUNDS GOOD.  Then again ya never know might wanna stick with a classic.  I get Chipotle very infrequently so I don't wanna Chance It and not enjoy my experience because I tried something new.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  VERY TOUGH ONE.  GONNA HAVE TO CONSULT GOD and/or ELON BUSK ABOUT THIS ONE.  Either way hey the entry is over.  I'll see you guys tomorrow!

-1:47 P.M.

Monday, April 25, 2022

Don't Bother, I Sure Don't

    Hello friends.  I bother!  Other people!  Presumably.  I'm not around other people that much but I'd assume I'm usually bothering them.  Around my parents all the time.  Never really thought about it but I MUST be bothering them.  They bother me!  I LIKE EM and everything but it's still a hassle and a half just having to deal with them Day In Day Out.  Hmm.  Got Freedom Toast for lunch and probably Chicken Parm for dinner.  Good deal!  No Pre-first-walk snacking today.  Good deal!  10 million dollars to write the website for the next 5 years.  GOOD DEAL.  I ACCEPT.  Or maybe I should check out other offers.  Maybe I can get a better deal!  What if there's an expiration date on this deal and I need to accept or deny IMMEDIATELY.  Well then I ACCEPT SURE HOOK ME UP WITH 10 MILLION OVER 5 YEARS.  Actually it's deferred over the next 2,000 years.  WAIT A SECOND THAT RUINS EVERYTHING.  I guess.  Not likin' what home scale has been saying last couple of days.  Oh well.  Didn't trust it before, I'm not gonna start trusting it now!  Accepting Amazon Fresh delivery this afternoon.  Very much Not Behind Schedule today.  GOOD DEALS.
     Hmm.  What's going on in the wide world of sports.  Watched Met game yesterday.  Or most of it.  I forget.  I definitely remember watching some of it.  Probably mostly ALMOST LIVE.  Like 30 minutes behind and then catching up and then as soon as I catch up I take a walk and then I'm 30 minutes behind again.  Either way THEY WON THAT GAME WOW.  Anyway.  I think Buck Showwalter's confused face specifically usually applies to when Mets batters are getting hit.  Because they get hit a lot this season for some reason.  And each time, it definitely seems unintentional, but still, they show Showwalter and he's like HUH WHAT'S GOING ON HERE WHY IS THIS.  Probably.  I can't read faces.  Can barely read words!  The point is today's game is Evening Game but early enough I can watch all of it POSSIBLY before bed time.  Kinda pushing it.  Games are 3 hours.  I'd be going to be 2.5 hours after game starts.  YEAH.  This is a website blog.  NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
     Okay.  Looks like Elon Musk might be taking over twitter.  Good excuse for me to stop using twitter.  Good for my mental health!  Good for my understanding of current events and politics.  NONE.  The less I hear the more I understand.  Anyway.  Can they start a New Twitter for The Good Guys.  Seems like there's no reason they can't.  Yeah but WHY BOTHER.  That sounds like a lot of work.  Why would anyone wanna do that.  POTENTIAL MONEY MAKING SCHEME.  Gotta imagine if you have a website with lets say hundreds of thousands of daily viewers-- who refresh all day-- you can make some bank on that.  WOW.  Then again For Mental Health maybe just Look At Nothing.  Also why do I want to boycott Elon Musk Twitter.  I'm scared he'll bring back Trolls like Donald Trump.  I don't need to see that nonsense in my, "TIMELINE."  Wait no that's Facebook.  I don't need to see that nonsense in my, "FEED."  Also IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.  Hmm.  Still got a couple of keto friendly bars.  Those taste good to me.  That settles that.
     Joke 120 Open Miccers have made-- Elon Musk sounds like a shitty cologne.  Maybe no open miccers have said that before.  Maybe some PROFESSIONAL comedians have.  Maybe no one has.  Maybe NOT EVEN I HAVE.  Anyway.  What does my name sound like.  Mic. Hea. l Kornb . Lum (DON'T NEED GOOGLERS FINDING THIS WEBSITE).  Hmm.  Sounds like NOTHING.  Elon Musk should be proud.  It's a SHITTY cologne yes but at least it's SOMETHING.  Not sure if I've ever worn cologne.  I've worn scented de-odorant.  ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU.  Hmm.  Trying CONFETTI CUPCAKE flavor Pop Tart from Amazon FRESH.  What else is going on and crap.  I HOPE there's an exodus of Twitter Personalities I read if Musk takes twitter.  That'd seal the deal!  These 2 dozen people gone?  I'M OUTTA HERE TOO.  Then again tweeting is like 50% of their job.  Writing this website is 80% of my job and I don't even have  a job.  Anyway.  This is social media!  It's ME!  That's both Social and Media.
     Sure okay.  If I put down Twitter I watch TV SO MUCH BETTER.  I get INTO IT oh boy.  OR maybe read REAL news articles.  Books aren't on the table for the next few weeks.  But without twitter they definitely may be making a come back!  But in the meantime I can read GOOD SCHOLARLY ARTICLES as a transition-phase.  And THEN get into books.  Wait a second this might be the best thing that's ever happened to me in life.  I dunno it sounds HARD to read books.  Gotta just keep READIN' and READIN'.  IT NEVER STOPS.  What else is up.  Dad is at Dermatologist.  Great.  I might get Chipotle after Endocrine Appointment on Wednesday.  If I wanna get 2 burritos to pad out order on DoorDash, with fees its like 30 dollars.  If I just get 1 in person it's what, 8 dollars?  I gotta GO INSIDE A PLACE but I think it's worth it.  WORTH IT HARDCORE.  Anyway coffee time.  MAN SCHERZER PITCHING TONIGHT.  Big time excited.  Last start was A REVELATION.  I really was more expecting his body to break down than for him to start having brilliant starts.  That's why he's graduated to just MAN SCHERZER.  Coffee time.
     Is it possible Leon Musk does A REVERSE and makes Twitter better?  Sure maybe I dunno.  From what I read on Twitter though it seems unlikely.  Also I get too much knowledge and/or impressions on twitter.  My thoughts on twitter are influenced by what I read on Twitter.  WHAT I CHOOSE TO READ.  I chose to read 1 or 2 people from the start and they extrapolated that into 2 dozen over time.  YEAH.  The point is at what point do we get coverage of Musk making The First Tweet From Space.  My guess?  AT SOME POINT.  Hmm.  National Food Of The Tomorrow Day is... National Pretzel Day.  I have neutral feelings about pretzels.  Most of my life NEGATIVE feelings. Now neutral-vaguely-positive.  Averages out to neutral!  Also what kinda pretzels we talkin.  All kinds?  That's too many kinds to be talking about at once!  C'mon.  Anyway France Man beat Evil France Lady in France Elections.  That's good news because France is better off that way.  Let's hope that kinda stuff happens in America.  Deafeating Evil French Ladies I mean.  I know Fairy Tales are amorphous in their origins and tellings, but gotta imagine a lot of the evil people in fairy tales are French, right?  Not sure what that accomplishes.
     Hmm.  Any fairy tales we have to ban.  Gotta imagine half of them have PROBLEMATIC themes and messages.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Leon Musk also sounds like an evil robot.  Not sure if I'm getting that directly from the name or also from what I background feel about the man in general.  Go figure.  Anagram for Leon Musk, we gotta start with Musk and turn it into Skum.  The ELON part I'm not sure of yet.  Sure that's how you spell Scum.  Not the way I just did when explaining it.  What else is up.  Billionaires have bought other media and journalism companies and made them worse such that I have no interest in reading them.  This'll be like that probably!  A little different because it's The Social Media.  But a lot the same!  ALSO when I toasted Eggos more than usual THAT BROUGHT OUT THE CHOCOLATELY TASTE.  WOW I CRACKED THE CODE.  Also that was a fun lunch overall.  Maybe do that again for lunch.  I dunno then I don't get to do it for breakfast with 1 less Eggo.  I've given myself a lot to think about!  Like that.  And how I could read books when taking walks all the time.  NO reason you can't take a walk, read a book for 40 minutes, take another walk.
    Probably not.  Who knows these days.  I saw Democrats are not advancing a candidate in Utah Senate Race against the Mike Lee who did something wrong recently but it's hardly been reported on so who can remember.  Gotta assume it had to do with insurrection election coup.  Better LTURQ.  Oh yeah he was on the team lobbying to overturn the election.  Great.  Wonder who Independent would caucus with were he to win.  My guess is I dunno best of luck either way I guess.  But DEFINITELY MORE BEST OF LUCK if ya caucus with the Democrats.  WE'RE FRIENDLY PEOPLE.  YOU CAN SIT HERE IF YOU'D LIKE.  Hmm.  Did I mention getting a lot more out of Chocolate Eggo when appropriately toasted.  Of course I did it was very recent.  Hmm.  What kinda stuff do I got in store for Afternoon.  Freedom Toast.  That sounds great.  I can look forward to that if I ever feel like looking forward to something.  If No Delivery for tonight, I choose between Chicken Parm, Wide Al Fredo, and Turkey Sandwich.  HMM.  Also presumably I'd be having one of the other ones for lunch tomorrow.  HMM TOMORROW YOU SAY?  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.
    Ninth paragraph!  Anyway.  Start of summer is in 8 weeks.  I figure at current rate I can lose 2-4 pounds over that time.  That should get me to where I want even if I'm not quite satisfied with what scale says on Wednesday.  THEN IT'S TIME TO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO TO MAINTAIN AND EVERYTHING GOES TO HELL.  What else is going on and crap.  Gotta look MY SUMMER BEST.  I'll be out and about in THE WARM.  No jacket.  People can see me in t-shirts and everything!  Anyway what else is going on.  REMOTELY POSSIBLE I see weight on Wednesday and am like oh hmm this is where I wanna be.  Maybe a pound higher.  Pretty unlikely I'm EXACTLY where I wanna be or lower.  But Hey That's Great How's That Working Out For Me.  Gotta come up with some great films to watch during the afternoon.  Can't just be more Tales From That Crypt.  Well IT COULD BE.  But it SHOULDN'T be.  Maybe Leon Musk can buy Tales From The Crypt, hire Donald Trump to live-stream commentary each episode, and then I'M GONE FOR GOOD from watching it.  Maybe that's a good thing in the end I dunno!
     Last paragraph of the act.  Sweet!  What else is up.  I feel I hated up Old Fashioned French Toast WELL last time.  Forget what I did.  PROBABLY MICROWAVE.  Wonderful.  Dessert Breakfast again today.  Ice Cream Sandwich and Pop Tart.  Thinking about incorporating Kwest Bars into regular snack routine.  They're higher in calories than any other snack BUT they might do the job of lasting longer in terms of keeping me satisfied.  Also DELICIOUS and NUTRITIOUS.  Also I LOVE EM.  More than I love most things.  Right now?  The last 2 or 3 weeks?  In the top 5% of things I love!  Not saying much really but anyway what else is up.  Cleveland Guardians having a VERY RESPECTABLE 7-8 start to their season.  They're .5 games out of first with that record!  Sounds like a shitty division.  Sure it does.  Better than a shitty multiplication.  OR IS IT.  Hey great I'll be back in a little bit!

I've Made Up My Mind

    HEY!  I was crunching the numbers, and on normal days where I Don't have appointments or accepting deliveries or anything, I can work out 2-3 segments of Reading Time between 30 minutes and 2 hours each.  Aiming for at least 1.5 hours and at most 3 hours overall per day.  SOUNDS GOOD.  I'm going to LEARN.  Well first two books are finishing Carrie Brownenstein and George Carlin.  Then it's time to move on to more books!  Anyway big difference between wanting to lose 2 pounds over 8 weeks and 4 pounds.  4 pounds is twice as much.  Let's talk about it.  I feel like 2 pounds I can do in my sleep.  LITERALLY.  We burn the most calories when we sleep.  No we don't.  Yeah but the calories EVAPORATE when we sleep.  We're not actually metabolizing them then, but it's when we're sleeping they seep out of our body.  Not sure that's how it works either.  The point is I have delicious Keto Friendly bar right now and nothing can take that away from me.
    Already just finished the last bite!  You're too late for trying to take it away from me!  I WIN AGAIN.  What else.  Gotta get up early-on-time to fit in those Book Reading Sessions.  But they DO fit.  That's not even taking into account time during NIGHTTIME.  Got several hours there uncommitted at all, I just don't feel like reading at night.  READING IS AN AFTERNOON ACTIVITY.  OR A LATE NIGHT ACTIVITY.  When I was a kid I would read all night in bed instead of going to sleep.  BECAUSE I WAS AN ACADEMIC.  What kinda stuff did I read.  YOUNG ADULT NOVELS OF COURSE.  Well which one is it YOUNG or ADULT.  IT'S NEITHER.  At that age we're beyond young and we're nowhere near adult.  You think putting two words of which We Are Not together to describe What We Are is clever and accurate?  I SAY YOU'RE WRONG.  GET A NEW PHRASE YOU IDIOTS.  AND QUICK.  BEFORE THEY BAN 90% OF THE BOOKS.  CLOCK IS TICKING.
     Hmm.  I read MICK FOLEY'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY.  That's RATED X.  For all the hitting people with baseball bats lined with barbed wire.  We can't have kids reading that.  That'll just encourage them to hit each other with baseball bats lined with barbed wire.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  I think I'll ask Endocrinologist ONCE AND FOR ALL hey sidenote how much would you estimate standard clothes and sneakers add poundwise to the scale.  I've been operating under the assumption it's 2-3 pounds.  Maybe she can narrow it down!  Or say I WAS WAY OFF.  Could be ONE POUND.  Could be... can't be much more than 3 pounds, can it?  Can be 3.25 pounds!  That sort of thing.  What else is up and whatknot.  Also SURE this what I weigh when you count all my Fat Deposits.  But that hardly seems fair to include them.  Sure this is my weight when you count ME.  You take me out of the equation I hardly weigh anything!  That sounds too low.  ZERO is too low a weight and I'll TESTIFY BEFORE A JUDGE AS MUCH.  Hmm I can get Cookie Crisp from Amazon Fresh.  Maybe next time.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  Haven't eaten ANY BITESWORTH out of Frenched Toast yet.  Usually by the time I get to it I'd have taken 1-3 small bites out of it.  TASTE TEST.  This time around I get to enjoy the entire meal without anything missing.  Still a few hours to take a bite out of it.  We'll see how that goes.  Anyway what else is up.  Maybe read ACADEMIC books.  POLITICAL ACADEMIC.  Like books from the last couple of years.  That'll get me upset and bothered like twitter!  But maybe in a better more intelligent context!  HMM that sounds like not that much fun BUT possibly a productive use of my time.  Gotta be a good citizen.  Read some good citizenship enhancing books.  What else is up.  WHERE TO START.  Well with my favorite twitter personalities of course.  I DUNNO I Don't 100% LIKE MOST OF THEM.  Well with people I've never heard of of course.  THAT'S NOT GREAT EITHER.  How about with the 6 or 8 people I trusted before Twitter, read on Twitter when they tweet, and trust a bit more implicitly than other tweeters.  Well SURE in a PERFECT WORLD.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Sweet!  What else is going on.  Maybe I sell out and read Elon Musk twitter indefinitely.  Until something bad happens.  As long as I don't see a difference what's the harm.  THE MOMENT IT BREAKS BAD THOUGH I'm outta here.  And I READ tweets.  Without me all these tweets will have Slightly Less Reader.  GOOD LUCK HAVING A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MODEL THEN.  Hmm.  Also how will I get news?  Websites!  That sort of thing.  What about the news websites don't cover.  Maybe I'm better off NOT knowing those news.  So there's that.  THINKIN ABOUT GOIN' BACK TO VEGGIE BURGERS UPCOMING SUPER MARKET ORDER.  Went 2 weeks without them.  BACK INTO THE ROTATION THEY GO.  Okay jeez calm down.  I CAN'T CALM DOWN I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.  PARTLY EXCITED POSITIVELY AND PARTLY EXCITED NEGATIVELY.  Good.  Anyway.  That'll do it for now.  I'll be back in a little bit!

Stay Tuned For More

    IN CELEBRATION OF PRETZEL DAY I am having Chocolate Caramel Pretzel Bar.  Pretzel day isn't until tomorrow.  FINE I'm getting ahead start.  ALSO it's ALWAYS TOMORROW SOMEWHERE.  Anyway looking forward to a nice day of Eatings.  Got the meals planned.  Got the snacks prospectively planned.  It's gonna be a good one!  Anyway.  It'd be nice to be <2 pounds to my goal.  Hardly have to try at all to lose 2 pounds new arbitrary deadline of Summer Starting.  So there's that!  Anyway let's knock the rest of the entry out of the park.  By which I mean get it over with as mediocrity as possible.  That sort of thing.  Also, the more I think about it?  These 2 dozen Twitter People I follow... 75% of  them I don't particularly like.  And even the 25% I do like WHAT DO I REALLY KNOW ABOUT THEM.  I may not like them either!  So that's good.  Then again if I cancel my twitter account fully and officially my Two Followers will be distraught.  Also ME.  I don't count as a follower.  But I AM A THIRD PERSON invested in my twitter feed.  Oh well such is life.
    Anyway what else is up.  I like seeing FRANSISCO LINDOR hitting THIRD in the lineup.  Last year I saw him as did manager apparently more of a #2 hitter.  Maybe that WAS the case.  But nowadays HE'S A THIRD HITTER AND I'M LOVIN' IT.  Hmm.  How will I know when there's another violent insurrection if I'm not on twitter.  Guess I'll have to wait an hour for it to be on TV and then parents would presumably tell me about it.  Seems like an important story is the point.  That doesn't give me a lot of time to Change Into Batman and get in there and work things out.  I need to know there's violence problems going on AS SOON AS POSSIBLE if I'm gonna change into Batman and work things out.  TIME IS VERY PRECIOUS IN THESE SITUATIONS.  What else is up.  Are there times where Batman is like eh I'm not feeling getting involved in this one.  Either because the stakes aren't high enough-- maybe some dumb person got robbed on the street.  You can't expect Batman to Right EVERY Wrong.  Or maybe something bad is happening to people Bruce Wayne doesn't particularly like already.  Batman feels like well they get what they deserve.  I dunno!  I'm not Batman!  AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.
     Hmm.  I'd rather be Bruce Wayne than Batman.  I feel like more than half the time Bruce Wayne is just living off his considerable wealth and not involved in the business at all.  100% Recreational Time with more or less unlimited money.  I'd take that over Risking Life To Fight The Crime!  Then again if I'm Bruce Wayne and have to deal with Wayne Enterprises who needs that hassle.  I don't wanna do that!  Then again if I work hard I GET TO PLAY HARD at night and during the weekends.  I'd like to see the proportion of Working Hard: Playing Hard that I'd be set up with if I was A Working Bruce Wayne.  Hmm.  Not sure I've ever owned a comic book.  Only thing I can think of is Burger King might have had a promotional 8 page comic book about Burger King characters that I had at some point.  I guess they were testing the waters of there being Burger King Characters.  Can't remember any of them.  In my mind the Burger King Characters are analogous to the kids on that Nickelodeon cartoon show Rocket Power.  That general kind of thing.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Amazing.  Gotta be home from 3-5 PM to accept Amazon Fresh Delivery.  Or, more accurately, 3PM - Whenever It Arrives PLUS 10 minutes.  After it arrives gotta spend 10 minutes or so putting stuff away.  So there's that.  Either way because I'm ahead of schedule on the early side today shouldn't cause too many problems.  BUNCHES UP some walks early before that Time Window but I'll survive.  I hope!  Can't say for SURE I'll survive but all signs point to Yes I Will Continue To Live.  Well some lives, ya might be technically alive, but are you really SURVIVING.  YES that's what the word mean.  I might not be THRIVING.  But I'll be SURVIVING.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Read some nice semi-optimistic political world events issue oriented book that teaches me and gives me tips for how to Think and Do Stuff about whatever the content is.  FASCINATING.  READING BOOKS.  HAS ANYONE EVER THOUGHT TO DO THAT BEFORE?  COULD BE A GAME CHANGER.
     Last paragraph of the day.  Wonderful.  Of course there's Comedy and/or Music memoirs or autobiographies or retrospections and stuff like that.  That's Pleasure Books.  That's most of what I've read the last times I was into reading books.  YEAH!  Amazing.  Retrospection is a word?  Didn't see that turn of events coming.  I thought I was just putting random syllables together.  Shows how much I know.  A LOT.  MORE THAN I THOUGHT I KNEW.  Amazing.  Hmm.  Hope there's no hassle uploading this to internet.  That'd be a hassle and a half.  Wait I thought it'd just be A Hassle.  NOPE I MISSPOKE.  HASSLE AND A HALF.  What else is up.  What about browsing on my phone when watching TV.  Book can't solve that!  Maybe just pay attention to the TV.  IS THAT EVEN A THING?  Hmm.  Maybe I could START IT.  I'm in ON THE GROUND LEVEL on paying attention to The Main Thing I'm Watching Or Listening To.  Gonna be a wild ride!  Anyway that's it for today.  See ya later.

-11:47 A.M.

Sunday, April 24, 2022

Don't Make Me Laugh

    Hey!  Pretty behind schedule today.  But gonna write an entry nonetheless.  It occurred to me to take a break today from Entrying.  Apparently I am not doing that, though.  Go figure!  AGAIN did some unfortunate pre-1st-walk snacking today.  Will make up for it for having breakfast for lunch!  Made egg whites yesterday!  Had black and white for breakfast!  Lunch can be Oh I Don't Know HALF A CUP OF EGG WHITES, TWO EGGOS, AND SOME FROSTED FLAKES.  Delicious AND Nutritious.  Well not nutritious.  And delicious might be overselling it.  It IS food though.  No doubtin' that.  French election today!  Hope the good guy wins.  Or the guy whose not terrible.  THIS JOKER WANTS TO RAISE THE RETIREMENT AGE OR SOMETHING?  FUCK THAT I'M VOTING FOR THE NAZI.  That's how I would feel if I was French.  Also gotta imagine if France is ever disappointed with themselves they start calling themselves Freedom Country.  Can't use the word France!  Not happy with France!
     Hmm.  Watched half the Met game last night.  Okay!  Watched STALKER episode of CURSED FILMS.  Not that cursed but it did seem like an interesting movie.  HOOK ME UP with watching that movie.  Not a fan of the title, though!  Doesn't accurately represent what the movie is about.  It's from SOVIET UNION ERA UKRAINE they had to TRANSLATE IT.  Couldn't afford a good translator!  Before the episode they had a title card saying we made this before Unwarranted Russian Aggression In Ukraine.  Then they had a Ukrainian phrase which I assume means along the lines of GOD BLESS UKRAINE, GOD BLESS EVERYONE.  So the point is SHUTTER: THE SCREAMING SERVICE is on OUR SIDE.  The GOOD GUYS.  And they're not afraid to make it known!  ALRIGHT.  Horror Netflix is pro-Ukraine!  This makes me happy.  Anyway.  I like films that are on All The Streamers and All The Premium Channels and probably Several Non-Premium Channels.  Scary Stories To Tell In the Dark comes to mind.  THEY'RE ON EVERYTHING.
    The first question that comes to mind is they can't be charging that much to the service showing them because they don't add much to the collection.  Cause we can watch it elsewhere.  The second question is if I wanna watch it WHERE DO I WANNA WATCH IT.  If I watch something on Netflix gotta imagine there's algorithms recording that and it makes a difference compared to if I watched it on STARZ ON DEMAND.  WHICH COMPANY DO I WANT TO HELP MOST.  Hmm that's a tough one.  LET'S GO WITH STARZ ON DEMAND.  They used to SOMETIMES show soft pornography when I was a kid.  Netflix never gave me anything to masturbate to when I was a kid!  CASE CLOSED.  What else is up.  Last could of times I made a cup of eggs I split it into three breakfasts.  This time ONLY TWO.  Seems like it doesn't add that much calories at all BUT it makes the meal all the heartier.  YEAH.  HEARTIER TO THE EXTREME.  Dunno what I'm doing for dinner tonight.  Probably 2/3rds shot DELIVERY.  1/3rd Shot NOT DELIVERY.  Which would PROBABLY be Chicken Parm.
    WOW WHAT AMAZING WEBSITE FODDER.  National Food Of The Tomorrow Day is... National Zucchini Bread day???  Okay.  Sounds healthy.  I'd try it.  My only experience with zucchini is fried zucchini sticks which are ALRIGHT.  Also I LIKE BREAD.  Let's give it a shot.  Anyway how did Zucchini Bread get its own day.  BIG ZUCCHINI BREAD IS PULLING THE STRINGS TO OUR ENTIRE SOCIETY THAT'S HOW.  Met game at 4:10 PM.  Watch ALL that sucker.  Either live or on delay and fastforwarding through boring parts.  Anyway.  Last few games they've shown shots of Buck Showwalter and he DOESN'T look that confused these days.  Not happy.  I'd like to see him with a big grin on his face all the time.  But he looks REGULAR which in the end is all anyone can ask for.   No it's not.  We can ask for Big Grins.  Well sure I guess.  ANYWAY.  Was thinking about replacing Eggo with Pop Tart for breakfast --> lunch.  2 Eggos instead sounds better!  YEAH.
     Hmm.  What else is up.  Good day shaping up.  Started off bad with a couple of impulse snacks that serve no purpose.  They're not gonna Get Me Closer to the next meal because they're too early to make a difference.  BUT at this point I figured things out and today gonna be an okay day!  Also Black and White was Delicious!  HMM Dad putting together Amazon Fresh Order.  Gotta work on that right now.  Be back in 5-10 minutes.  HEY I'M BACK.  I didn't get to fully elaborate on how delicious the black and white was.   Sure I did.  That's all I had to say.  The point is next time GET TWO OF EM.  DELICIOUS.  And if their calorie count is to be NOT BELIEVED but NOT BELIEVED SLIGHTLY AND NOT EXTREMELY it's a good amount.  Anyway.  Most interesting thing I'm getting from Amazon Fresh is CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH SNACK BARS.  WOW THAT MIGHT BE OKAY.  Anyway.  Time to pour myself some coffee!
    HMM.  I would guess almost definitely Diner For Dinner.  Get some Old Fashioned Freedom Toast for tonight!  Celebrate Freedom Country's elections.  Will I get something for Tomorrow Lunch too?  PROBABLY.  BISON'D BURGER SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.  Anyway great just great.  I have over 5 paragraphs more than I would have had if I took a break.  I SHOULD take a break one day from Entry.  But then again eh might as well do it I got nothin' else going on.  Except for sleeping more.  That was my main alternative in my mind when considering not to write today.  Just stay in bed the entire morning except for walks.  Oh well live and learn.  I like it when I get to take a nap in the afternoon.  RESTING is fun for an hour and give or take a half an hour besides the hour.  But ACTUALLY FALLING ASLEEP for part of it?  WOW!  Amazing!  Also I'd hope that would correspond to staying up an hour and give or take another half an hour later at night.  DOESN'T.  Oh well.  I'd LIKE to go to sleep around 11:30 PM!  JUST GET TIRED BEFORE THEN.  Wow.
     Seventh paragraph!  Amazing.  For some reason I'm excited about eating Two Chocolately Eggos even though I know there's no chocolately taste in them.  I feel like well there's no chocolate taste in ONE.  Maybe if I eat TWO of them there'll be some chocolately taste accumulating.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Gettin S'MORE flavored Micro Animal Cancer Crackers.  I like the Mix The Best.  Chocolate Chip, Honey, and Chocolate flavored.  This is a mix of Vanilla and Chocolate flavored (same chocolate flavor as from the mix?  PROBABLY!).  Same amount of calories.  I'LL SURVIVE.  At first I was afraid I was petrified.  That sort of thing.  Who sings that song.  I got half a dozen possibilities floating around in my head.  Better LTURQ.  Gloria Gaynor.  Nope!  Didn't remember that name!  Now that I see it oh right that sounds familiar.  Anyway.  Band CAKE does a fun cover of that song.  I don't know any other songs by the band CAKE.  But that cover is fun!  What else is up.
    Solid OVER SIX MONTHS until Mid Terms.  That's enough time to turn things around for the Democrats!  If they felt like it!  Kinda get the sense they don't care much either way!  Or maybe Macro Events and Developments make it better for Democrats beyond just Politickings.  I dunno!  The point is Great Just Great.  I find it weird that Mickey Mouse is the face of Disney when he's one of the characters I've seen LEAST in media other than Advertising For Disney.  They just don't show Mickey Mouse cartoons or anything in the lat 30 years.  Still I LIKE Mickey Mouse.  I have no PROBLEM with him.  So there's that.  Maybe that's why he IS the face.  Anyone more recognizable could be controversial.  HEY this guy from movies and/or TV I've seen recently I HAVE STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.  Too risky to put that out there!  Just put out Non-controversial Mickey Mouse!  Makes sense to me.  ALSO when you make Belgian Waffles you can EASILY make them in the shape of Mickey Mouse.  One big circle and two litter circles for Ears.  It's like we're eating Mickey Mouse IN WAFFLE FORM.
     Anyway.  You can tell that's a sense memory I have that's very warm and pleasing.  Getting Mickey Mouse Waffles when on vacation at Disney World.  I've talked about it 6 or 10 times over the years here!  YEAH GOOD STUFF.  What else is up.  I think there should be a thing where they charge you a lot extra or Hotel Room but everything in Mini Bar is Free.  Even if in the end you pay more overall than you would have otherwise.  Hmm.  Do I REALLY think that should be a thing?  Probably not.  Sorry for misleading you!  I do it more often than you'd think!  I'm a very misleading person is the point.  What paragraph we up to.  NINTH.  Thinking about getting Pepperidge Farm Assorted Cookies.  It looks DELICIOUS but it'd be hard to incorporate it into diet responsibly.  DANGIT.  What else is up.  LOOK if I make a cup of egg whites at a time and split it into 2s instead of 3s YES that means I will get less out of making it each time.  And means I would have to make it more often in reference to how much I eat it.  Yep that's what I figured.
     Last paragraph of the act!  What else is What I Figured.  Official Weigh In on Wednesday could be interesting!  Could EASILY be something I'm quite happy with OR something I'm quite unhappy with.  Either way hey great hows that going for me.  We'll see!  Have I said anything yet this entry.  Sure!  Horror Streaming Service isn't sitting on the fence in Russia versus Ukraine! THEY'RE PRO UKRAINE.  That's what I like to see!  Anyway what else is up.  Wow TWO Eggos.  What is this some sort of HUGE LUNCH?  That sort of thing.  Gotta toast them right.  TOO OFTEN do I not toast them enough or toast them too much.  RARELY do I toast them right.  You'd think it'd be easy to toast them not enough and then toast them some more.  You'd think so wouldn't you.  Sometimes I don't toast them enough and am like FINE WHATEVER I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE.  JUST EAT EM AS IS.  I GOT PLACES TO GO AND PEOPLE TO BE.  Alright time for a walk.  Be back soon!

That Shouldn't Be A Problem

    HI!  Had half a cup of coffee left over again.  Filled it up with just coffee and Truvia again-- no more creamer!  NO EXTRA CALORIES FOR ME DESPITE HAVING EXTRA COFFEE.  Probably slightly more CANCER.  Gotta imagine Truvia slowly causes cancer.  That'd be my guess.  Oh well ya win some ya lose some.  Probably have Bison'd Burger tonight and Freedom Toast tomorrow.  Let's say 75% chance it's in that order.  WOW THAT'S A LOT OF PERCENT.  Anyway.  Getting Official Weigh In in afternoon appointment instead of normal morning appointment.  My HOME scale always has me a couple pounds more in afternoon!  Oh no I'm scared.  That's life I Guess.  Being scared of stupid things.  Really takes the edge off from being scared of important things.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Maybe work KWEST BARS into regular snacks.  A little high in calorie than regular snack!  BUT I think it'll get me full that much more.  YEAH.  WHAT ELSE IS UP.
     Hmm.  Is today anything.  4/24.  Doesn't sound like anything.  Not even the date.  I THINK IT'S A DEEP FAKE.  We're really in August.  Hmm.  I think DeepFake is an appropriately chilling phrase for the concept it defines.  Dunno why!  The concept is scary.  We think misinformation is bad NOW.  Wait until we literally justly can't believe what we see or hear!  DEEPFAKE is a phrase that captures that fear and terror I think.  Not sure why.  Probably either the Deep part or the Fake part.  WRONG IT'S THE COMBO.  Hmm.  Is it possible I'M a Deep Fake?  I doubt it.  I think I'd know it if I was.  THEN AGAIN...  Hmm.  DEBATING HOW MUCH CEREAL TO HAVE WITH LUNCH.  Will it round off to one 50 calories overall or the next 50 calories overall.  400 or 450 for the meal.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  The point is I got real problems presumably but who cares about them I'M WORRIED ABOUT BALANCED BREAKFAST FOR LUNCH.  Hmm.  I'd like to see SHUTTER: THE SCREAMING SERVICE get some Boots On The Ground.  At first I meant people who worked for the company.  NOW I think I mean Freddy Krueger and whatknot.  It's like a Suicide Squad but with 80's Horror Anti-Heroes.  Also they're all re-framed as Anti-Heroes instead of just straight up Horror Movie villains.  I don't make the rules but I don't break the rules.  Except for some rules.
     Okay.  I haven't seen any of the Suicide Squad movies.  Which seems like an oversight because Margot Robbie looks hot in the Promotional Material I've seen.  Probably seen the best bits in the promotional material.  Also Trailers and Commercials and 5 minutes I see once or twice on TV are promotional materials.  What else is going on and crap.  MAN if I decided not to write an entry today I'd be exactly where I am now but with 12.5 less paragraphs.  Looks like I made the right decision.  Now our lives are all better because of it somehow.  Hmm.  I recommended The Batman to my Mom even though I think it's only 50/50 she'd like it.  I dunno!  Felt like saying something to her.  That's what I decided on.  Anyway she vaguely enjoyed the Christopher Nolan Batmen I think.  Might have enjoyed Joker.  Probably enjoyed staring at the TV for other types of Entertainment.  Anyway.  MCU is part of Disney, right?  NOW IT'S PERSONAL.  Why is MCU personal.  I DON'T KNOW.  THERE'S MUCH BIGGER FANS THAN I OF IT.  Still though NOW IT'S PERSONNEL.
     What else.  Disney has distribution rights.  Paramount still owns em.  NOW IT'S 50% PERSONNEL.  What else is going on and crap.  Gotta imagine I go a nice C+/B- day in front of me.  Maybe watch THE SALEM'S LOT again.  Not sure why.  NOW THAT I KNOW HOW IT ENDS I CAN APPRECIATE HOW IT BEGINS.  Not sure why.  Hmm.  Does The Riddler ever CALL HIMSELF The Riddler.  Or does anyone else ever call him The Riddler?  I feel like there's a good chance someone calls him The Riddler and I don't explicitly remember BUT there's a 50% chance He's The Riddler but he's just not ever titled that explicitly.  Hmm interesting.  One would imagine.  YEAH I THINK IT'S INTERESTING.  Good!  I'm glad!  For myself.  What else is up.  Spoiler Alert I like Paul Dano' GLASSES when he's not in costume.  Maybe I like his glasses when he is in costume too ever think of that.  Sure Plenty Of Times.  Oh okay then.  Hmm. 
     Last paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  Lunch still roughly several hours away.  Unless I mix things up.  Have an earlier lunch interrupting normal schedule of things.  Why not.  I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT RE: HAVING LUNCH.  I dunno Tradition gotta count for something.  Why not.  I think when I have early snacks between breakfast and lunch which are more or less just after breakfast SURPRISINGLY they kinda serve the same purpose as if I had waited.  Still keeps me relatively full into the later part of that phase of time as if I had them 2 hours later.  I'm basing this on One And A Half Days.  If you know a longer period of time you can base things on I'd like to hear it.  Because then I will be more knowledgeable.  I WIN in that scenario.  The more knowledge I have THE MORE UNSTOPPABLE I WILL BE.  Hmm.  I'll be back in a little bit.

I Call 'Em Like I See 'Em

    NICE breakfast-lunch creepin' up!  Nice in-between snack creepin' up.  KETO BARBROWNIECOOKIESNACK.  When the entry is over.  WOW WHAT A NICE PIECE OF MOTIVATION.  Otherwise I'd probably never end the entry.  What's the point and whatknot.  Anyway this entry just breezed by.  Is it better than Nothing?  I dunno!  Maybe the world would have been better off if I took a break today.  I don't have all the answers.  Got A LOT of answers.  Over 50% which are wrong!  Still though they add to the amount of answers I have.  So that's glass-half-full talk.  Answers may be wrong but any answer is better than no answer.  What else is up.  GONNA GO WITH 50 CAL MORE INDULGENT BREAKFAST-LUNCH.  Coulda rounded it to a lower Divisible-by-50 or an upper Divisible-by-50.  The way this morning went?  GONNA GO WITH UPPER DIVISIBLE BY 50.  Hey great how about that.  Hmm.  Not gonna have that much time between first third of the day chores and Met Game Starting.  I was imagining like 2 or 3 hours.  More like 1 hour!  Hey that's great just great I'll update you on this situation as it progresses.
    Hmm.  I don't see myself making more eggs for another week.  So only one Classic Breakfast more until I make more eggs.  Look I don't care how infrequently I actually have Classic Tradition Breakfast.  It REMAINS Classic Tradition Breakfast until some other breakfast proves that it deserves the spot.  Which WILL NEVER HAPPEN.  Hmm.  What is Mickey Mouse's personality.  I think I get the sense he's positive and upbeat.  Got a nice pleasant tone to his voice in my imagination.  So that's good.  I don't think he gets into too much trouble though.  He's not like Popeye and getting into fights all the time.  He's not like Bugs Bunny and has to constantly outwit people or things trying to kill him.  I dunno WHAT he does.  But whatever it is he seems happy about it so I feel I'm probably happy about it as well.  Live action Mickey Mouse movie.  Who plays Mickey Mouse.  That's a tough one.  Maybe Daniel Day Lewis.  He's one of the best actors.  No reason he wouldn't bring his A GAME to Mickey Mouse.  I dunno.  Let's move on and crap.
     Yeah!  I like how actual Voter Fraud is insanely infinitesimally rare but all the people who do it are Republican Politicians.  Not sure what that's all about!  Also I don't like it.  Makes me MAD.  On the other hand though what else is going on.  I'm not sure which Republicans would prefer more-- the rules don't apply to them in the sense they're not enforced OR there are just literally no rules for them on the books.  I feel psychologically they'd prefer one of those contexts over the other.  Anyway what else is going on.  Gonna take a shower after the entry and then a walk instead of other way around.  Dad is taking his walk!  Doesn't like us to take walks at the same time!  What if My Mother needs help or something.  She might fall down if she decided to stand up at some point.  This lady is usually lying down or sitting!  Gotta imagine she stands up AT POINTS.  The point is great just great how does that affect when I have Keto Friendly Snack.  MAYBE NOT AT ALL.  FASCINATING.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Excited about Breakfast For Lunch.  The Two Eggos are really exciting.  I don't particularly like ONE eggo.  But TWO OF THEM?  And that's only 40% of the meal overall?  WHAT IS THIS, THE GREATEST LUNCH ANY ONE HAS EVER MADE OR HAD?  Possibly!  Gonna have to look into that more extensively.  Anyway.  Are last meals in Death Sentence Prisoners always dinner?  Always kind of imagined them as being dinners.  Maybe they serve you it at 1:00 PM.  Maybe you want a Last Breakfast!  You can get a Last Breakfast Food AT DINNER but maybe they'll accommodate you if you want a Last Breakfast and want it at 9:00 AM.  I find that people who are going to kill you are VERY accommodating per your culinary requests before them killing you.  Anyway.  If I was on death row and they were like what do you want for last meal I'd be like hmm last meal that sounds pretty extravagant and enjoyable.  What if I TRADED my last meal for YOU NOT KILLING ME.  That sounds like a fair One-for-One trade.  Maybe they'll accept, I dunno!
    Last paragraph of the day!  Probably have Keto Bar AFTER shower.  YEAH LET'S GO WITH THAT.  Maybe have it IN shower.  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT A GREAT IDEA OR DUMB I DUNNO I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT SOME MORE LATER.  Hmm.  Can you request special utensils for Last Meal.  Maybe you wanna eat the last meal with a K-12 Hot Lunch Cafeteria Spork.  That'd be what I want.  I figure there's a 50/50 chance they'd be like okay I guess we can figure that one out.  What else is going on and crap.  Hopefully no problem uploading this entry to internet.  I HATE having to do things and troubleshooting customer service would be A THING I'D HAVE TO DO.  UGH.  Hmm.  Beyond utensils I'd DEFINITELY want something in like one of those cardboard boxes you sometimes get burgers in.  Not cardboard.  Styrofoam.  IF I'm getting a burger which I may well want (BACON BURGER PROBABLY) I'd LOVE to have it stored in a Styrofoam burger container.  HAVE SOME FRIES IN THERE TOO.  Either THE SAME ONE or A SEPARATE ONE.  Anyway you get the idea.  That's it for today.  See ya tomorrow.

-1:18 P.M. 

Saturday, April 23, 2022

You Expect Me To Write This?

    Hey!  What's going on in the wide world of sports.  Had 2.5 snacks this morning before even taking my first walk.  Not so bad!  Could have been the start of a mini-binge.  I was frustrated with myself and still hungry and didn't wanna get up and take my walk yet!  All the components of eating more.  But I didn't.  So that's no so bad!  Wonderful.  What do I got in store for today Mealwise.  Lunch I'm thinkin' another sandwich.  This time gotta be turkey.  All I got left!  2 Sandwichesworth of Turkey.  Okay maybe I'm going too far with the fake compound words.  NOPE NOT FARENOUGH.  Anyway.  Also thinking about having Impulse Risky Chocolate Chunk Box Of Cookies as a meal.  But wanna put that off until after Official Weigh In on Wednesday.  GREAT.  Regular breakfast was Dessert again.  Ice cream sandwich and pop tart.  GREAT HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR ME.  Generally pretty good!  Today apparently it didn't do it's job!  Hence the snacks.
    Hmm.  Mets win again last night!  Didn't save it to watch this afternoon because I forgot to record it.  Also probably wouldn't have anyway.  Either way GOOD DEAL they have the most wins in all of the major league baseball.  I assume because I'm the best fan.  What are the odds the best team is the team I root for and it's NOT related.  Very low!  I feel like my fandom is pushing this team over the edge and all I can say is GREAT WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER AMAZING.  TAKE THE TRAIN TO THE GAME.  What else.  I've taken the train to the game a couple of times.  In high school and possibly the year or two after high school I went to 1-3 Mets Games with my High School Chums.  Taking the train to the game presumably.  SEVEN TRAIN.  LIRR ALSO WOULD GET THE JOB DONE.  FORGET WHICH I TOOK.  LIRR is FANCY TRAIN.  More high brow than your standard NY Subway.  US PROFESSIONAL TYPES GOING FROM THE QUEENS TO THE MANHATTAN DEMAND A CERTAIN LEVEL OF SOPHISTICATION AND COMFORT.  That's how that goes.  Also runs in Brooklyn.  Presumably the Professional Type Neighborhoods.  Not always.  Look the point is LIRR is fancy pants and I'm all for it.
     Hmm.  Starting to get concerned Russia might start winning some micro-fronts of war.  They can't lose and lose occasion after occasion.  They're gonna win some battles!  They're already winning at killing civilians.  And also apparently sending a lot of them to concentration camps?  I've seen conflicting numbers and I think no one is really sure what's happening to these civilians they're taking away but it doesn't seem good!  Maybe it's good.  Sending them to DisneyWorld Russia.  UNLIKELY THOUGH.  And even if it were the case they'd probably be PUTTING THEM TO WORK not letting them have fun there.  Put some innocent Ukrainians in a goofy costume.  WE CAN'T STAND IDLY BY FROM SUCH TORTURE.  Anyway.  Where are the Disneyworlds outside of America.  I feel like Paris has one and possibly Tokyo.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  Both of those.  Obviously both Disneyland and Disneyworld in US.  And ALSO one in China and one in Hong Kong.  I assume The Disney Location in China is heavily censored.  And also in 3 years I assume the Disney Location in Florida is heavily censored.
     Hey great what else.  Dang unionization is spreading like wildfire.  I gotta look up arguments for workers against unionization.  Because I don't get it!  Oh right Union Fees.  That's gotta be the main one.  Relatively legitimate argument!  I feel like 99% of the time it's worth it but at least that's kinda of sensical.  I'd say over half the time something spreading like wildfire is a good thing.  Whereas in real life it's almost always a bad thing.  Maybe you wanna burn down the forest or whatever I dunno.  But in general uh oh wildfire going on this ain't good.  What else is crap.  What's the difference between wildfire and fire.  Same thing.  Wildfire is just fire that's been given a chance to really show what it's made up of.  Hmm.  NATIONAL FOOD of the tomorrow day is... National Pigs in a Blanket Day.  ON BOARD.  LOVE IT.  Especially at Reception Occasions.  Those are the best!  Used to get Frozen ones all the time.  Those were good too!  Stopped getting them cause they're unhealthy.  Still though VERY MUCH ON BOARD.
     Hmm.  Also-- Potato Puffs?  EVEN BETTER.  What other kind of thing are in that category.  Spinach... puffs.  Lemme LTURQ.  GOOGLE RECEPTION TREATS.  Eh you get the idea.  Mini egg rolls.  That'll work.  What else is up.  Can I join a union.  I don't have a job with superiors or anything.  But I still think I should unionize myself.  Then again, as my own supervisor, that may be bad for ME.  I dunno.  What else is up.  Maybe get a delivery for lunch but I wouldn't know what.  Oh I know Frenched Toast and Chicken Sandwich.  That sounds pretty good actually.  Maybe I'll do that for reals.  Not for fakes!  Anyway it's been, what, a week and a half since I had beer.  That came and went pretty quickly.  Good deal!  It got me from point A to point B.  Well more like point R to point S.  Not sure when and where these points started.  Let's say the beginning of the year.  Up to point T right now.  Look I'm gonna have more than 26 points this year and we'll figure out together how to identify points after Z.  OH NO Z RUSSIA MILITARY AGGRESSION FANDOM.
     Okay.  Coffee time!  WOW I can have quality Frenched Toast for lunch and quality Chicken Sandwich for lunch tomorrow.  THERE'S NO REASON NOT TO DO IT.  I guess healthwise it's not the greatest.  But it ain't TERRIBLE.  Also means I gotta push back Super Market meals so I have to have them all in a row during regular week.  Hmm.  ALL IN ALL I WANNA DO IT.  You IDIOTS.  I think Marjorie Taylor Greene benefits GREATLY from her name.  If she just had 2 names we'd be able to focus all our disdain and mistrust on her more easily.  But three names?  HARD TO REMEMBER EXACTLY.  BETTER TO JUST THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.  Oh I know let's give her Initial Nick Name.  MTG.  I feel like people have already tried that and it didn't work.  Fine just about just... Hmm.. DAMNIT SHE'S GOT ALL THE BASES COVERED WITH THIS NAME DOESN'T SHE.  Oh well.  Gotta wonder if there'll be consequences for her fomenting a violent coup of American Democracy.  Probably not!  INTERESTING.  I wanna move to Hong Kong.  That's a Democratic place, right?  I can live in Disney Location Hong Kong.  Or at least VISIT IT all the time.
     I hope MTG doesn't follow me to Hong Kong just to troll me.  Probably wouldn't happen.  A-- why bother.  B-- doesn't know me.  C-- can troll more people more efficiently in America.  What else is up.  At what point do wars start being humanoid robots versus humanoid robots.  And at what point does War Crimes come into play.  When you're torturing and/or killing the CIVILIAN humanoid robots.  Oh okay.  The point is humans have had a good run.  Let's just get some humanoid robots started up and let them take over.  We can just live our lives 100% recreationally until they decide to exterminate us at some point.  But until that happens WHAT FUN AND RELAXATION.  Why do they need to be humanoid.  That's the main part of the gist!  We can IDENTIFY with them easierly.  I don't want some Wild Wild West Giant Spider Robots running things.  I want robots THAT LOOK LIKE ME.  And also ACT LIKE ME.  Or maybe I can just BE ME and make Robot me Redundant.  Sounds like a lot of work.  Gonna have to think about that one.
     Eighth paragraph!  Behind schedule today but not ridiculously so.  So there's that.  Also it's amazing how terrible Greene's memory is.  She doesn't recall practically ANYTHING.  And a lot of this stuff is things I AT LEAST would DEFINITELY RECALL.  I dunno if I'm comfortable with such a severe amnesiac in congress.  Oh well add it to the list I'm potentially not comfortable with.  VERY long list.  MOST THINGS are on it.  Wildfire, etc.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  I know in Science Fiction there's a lot of worry that robots will usurp us violently.  Not a lot of talk about them being SUPER generous and becoming even more accommodating than we could even program them!  They use their advanced artificial intelligence way beyond our own capacities to become REAL MENSCHES.  IT COULD HAPPEN.  YA NEVER KNOW.  Also all Super Robots are Jewish.  GO FIGURE.  Hmm.  I'm on board with some Jewish Robots.  That's not scary at all.  I'm scared of nihilist robots like everyone else.  Jewish Robots?  BRING EM ON.  As long as they're not super conservative Israeli ones who wanna kill Palestinians.  I want AMERICAN JEWISH robots.  And not super American conservative ones who wanna kill Palestinians.  YA KNOW ROBOTS LIKE ME.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  I saw Sanders would be considering a presidential run in 2024 if Biden isn't running.  I also saw Biden is telling people he's probably running.  GO FIGURE.  Look I'd support Sanders 100% if he runs, but I gotta wonder if he can pass the baton to someone else if there's a contested primary.  I'm not 100% against it.  Old people can do stuff, sure.  He seems pretty vital and on the ball.  But IF IT WERE UP TO ME pass the baton!  Still though if it's him against Some Guy Or Gal Who He Could Have Potentially Passed The Baton To I'd still support Sanders.  I'm, "ALL IN," on this guy!  I READ A BOOK ABOUT HIS 2016 CAMPAIGN.  If I read a book about I'm pretty much pot committed to it.  ALSO WHY I LOVE HUNGRY HUNGRY CATERPILLARS.  Is that a banned book yet.  Kinda seems like it's glorifying binge eating.  I forget what happens.  I assume a caterpillar is eating something new on every page.  WAIT NO IT'S THE OPPOSITE.  Then he WOULDN'T be hungry.  It's a caterpillar starving himself on every page.  Oh okay that makes more sense.
     Anyway I jest, but these Book Bannings are RAPIDLY becoming VERY concerning.  Started off as a thing like oh that's dumb and quickly became oh that's dumb and potentially harmful and is quickly becoming oh that's dumb and VERY harmful and VERY fascististic and We're JUST AT THE START of controlling what people can read and/or consume.  So there's that to look out for.  THEN AGAIN the less books I'm allowed to read the less books I HAVE to read.  And I like any other Red Blooded American have negative associations with Reading Books.  NOT MY CUP OF TEA.  What else is up.  Also just start a trend where every Key Book they ban we make into a movie.  Movie business is still pretty non-restrictive per my understanding.  I could easily be wrong.  VERY WRONG.  Probably still less restrictive than Red State Book Bans even if it is Pretty Restrictive.  HEY GREAT HOW ABOUT THAT.  Gonna write a bonus paragraph!
    Sure.  Got Endocrine Appointment in afternoon on Wednesday instead of Morning.  Gotta fast beforehand.  GREAT.  Might make the scale say I'm a tenth of a pound lighter than otherwise.  Also I can get up early enough to fit in all the walks and Entry I want beforehand.  SO GREAT THERE'S THAT.  Also because CRT and other assorted Problem Areas means nothing concrete to them they literally can just ban whatever books they want.  Oh well what can ya do.  Probably Stuff.  Yeah but I don't know what stuff.  Maybe look it up.  I dunno where would I start.  GOOGLE STUFF I CAN DO TO HELP STOP BOOK BAN.  Maybe I'll get around to that later.  If Disneyworld/land is the happiest place on Earth what's the saddest place on Earth.  And it's gotta be a place that's CONSISTENTLY sad.  Not just sad these days.  A place that generation after generation MAN THIS PLACE IS THE WORST.  And specifically SAD and not other negative adjectives.  Hmm gotta look into that.  In he mean time though time to take a walk.
 

I Find That Hard To Believe

    HEY!  Probably just have delicious turkey sandwich with nice appropriately big sweet side.  We're talkin POP TART sized big.  Or equally big KWEST BAR.  Look we'll see how it all shakes out but I feel HAPPY with choices.  Sometimes you got several choices and you don't like any of em.  I LIKE these choices.  AMAZING.  No spoilers but the date is the first three digits of my home phone number landline to remember.  423.  You wanna call me, you're gonna have to try about 10,000 times.  Or more accurately about 6694 times.  Assuming you're starting from 0000 and in sequential order.  At that point you'll hit it.  I MADE ONE OF THOSE DIGITS INCORRECT.  I DON'T NEED YOU CALLING MY LANDLINE.  Great that makes the number of possibilities it could be MUCH lower.  Now it's like 100 possibilities or something I dunno can't do the math in my head right now.  Florida banned math books and now even from far away I'M stupider!
    Hmm.  Blazing through these Keto Friendly 100 Cal Bar Snack Brownie Things.  I like em is the point.  Got a coffee with act II!  Didn't finish half of my Act I coffee.  Poured some more coffee into left over with more Truvia BUT NOT MORE CREAM for this act.  So in some ways it's 2.5 cups of coffee overall but in someways, caloriewise, it's still just the 2.  FASCINATING.  Yeah I thought so too.  Anyway May coming up.  Everyone likes May.  Except for some people.  The ones who don't like May.  Well that makes a lot of sense and it's a good thing I said it.  What else is up.  Enjoyed the Black Forest Super Market Ham.  WILL GET AGAIN.  Back to turkey this week.  WILL GET AGAIN.  Also jeez c'mon let's get into some yukk-em-ups.  TOO BUSY ENJOYING EXTRA COFFEE TO BE ENTERTAINING.  I'm having a blast and a half with this coffee and it's distracting me from writing this well.  So I'm winning in this scenario but you're losing.  Not sure I'm happy about that.  Gonna have to think.  Hmm.  What place is World Travel Calendar telling me to visit this month again.  Was it ECUADOR.  Better LTURQ.  YEP IT SURE WAS.  Ecuador better be on the Equator.  And that's where they got the name.  BETTER LTURQ IMMEDIATELY.  It's 25 miles south of Equator.  Still not sure if it's a coincidence or intention.
     Oh well that's life.  Coincidences or intentions!  We may never know.  Hopefully Jewish Humanoid Robots will figure that stuff out for us soon.  And then TELL US.  Not just KEEP IT TO THEMSELVES.  The point is if I get Frenched Toast I probably cut off 1/6th - 1/8th and pair it with Classic Breakfast of cereal and egg whites and it replaces the eggo.  TOO MUCH FRENCHED TOAST OTHERWISE.  Hmm.  What's going on in the wide world of sports.  Another late Met game tonight.  8:40!  I can watch a solid third of that.  I COULD watch a half of it but why commit myself.  I'm better uncommitted in almost all scenarios.  Hmm.  Maybe I don't want delicious grilled chicken sandwich with light BBQ sauce as Next Lunch Meal.  Maybe I wanna get some sort of Chicken Fingers or Appetizer Sampler.  Ever think of THAT.  Yes just now.  Oh okay good.  That'd probably be TWO meals though.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  That's the theme of this act.  By which I mean the last 12 years of my life.  Solid Act theme.  Been doing okay for me so far!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Delicious snack with Act III.  Keto Friendly SnackBarBrownieCookie?  LET'S HOPE SO.  ALTERNATE TO GETTING FREEDOM TOAST-- EAT the 5 of 6 Impulse Chocolate Chunk Cookies left in box for lunch.  I dunno.  Maybe.  It's an idea that has A LOT going for it.  And EVEN MORE against it. BY MAGNITUDES.  A lot going for it but 100x as much going against it.  That seems a little high.  Hmm.  Watched all of SALEM'S LOT yesterday.  By which I mean I had the entire 3 hour movie on throughout the day and started paying attention more or less for the last third.  NOT BAD MOVIE.  Maybe I should have been paying attention to the first 67%, maybe not!  No way of knowing for sure.  Also KIND OF BAD MOVIE.  But good enough last third that I didn't totally get nothing out of it!  I'm not gonna lie knowing official weigh in is in 4 days is impacting thinking about what to have for meal.  HMM THIS ONE MEAL IS 100 CALORIES MORE THAN OTHER MEAL.  AM I COMFORTABLE WITH THAT WHAT WITH OFFICIAL WEIGH IN COMING UP AND WHATKNOT.  The answer is NO I'm NOT comfortable with it but I SHOULD BE and I'll take that SHOULD BE and go ahead and do it anyway.  WHO CARES if I'm uncomfortable when I know logically I should be comfortable!
     Last paragraph of the act.  Sweet!  Are there Sister Websites about National Foods of the Day for other countries?  Or is America really the only country that engages with this nonsense.  Hmm.  Maybe other countries just follow America's lead.  We're a world leader!  The main one!  Plenty of other countries should be comfortable more or less seeing what foods we're celebrating on what day and adapting that into their own culture.  That's what I would do if I was another country!  Not really.  Start from scratch.  Also DO I PICK ALL THE FOOD DAYS or is it Democratisized and let the people have a say.  Tough one.  I want a Democracy but at the same time do I trust these people to make the best decisions of what foods to celebrate and when?  YES.  YES I DO.  I may disagree but THAT'S THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR FREEDOM.  Hmm with that kind of attitude kinda feel like they SHOULD give me a country.  I've proven to be a good hypothetical Food Day Leader.  Hmm.  I'll be back in a little bit!

Don't Blame Me When It's Not Entertaining

    Probably just have turkey sandwich with KWEST BAR.  That'll satisfy me for the day.  Very HEARTY.  50% PROTEIN AND FIBER.  It's the Thinking Man's lunch.  Anyway let's figure out how to wrap this up quickly and relatively entertainingly.  Well don't bother figuring out how to do it.  Just DO IT and maybe it works out maybe it doesn't.  I'm not gonna spend time Thinking Things Through.  That's not my job.  Whose job is it.  I feel like too few people are employed these days just to Think Things Through.  Oh well you can't fight city hall.  Unless you're Trump and his merry band of violent insurrectionists.  Then you can.  Literally.  And you'll FAIL AT FIRST.  What happens next?  I dunno I guess we'll find out together relatively soon!  What fun.  Maybe experimenting microwaving thin super market sliced turkey.  Put that in the microwave.  Hit the RE-HEAT button on that sucker.  See where that gets me.  Probably somewhere relatively nowhere.
     Hmm.  Was pretty responsible so far at least with minimal snacking between breakfast and lunch after the 2.5 snacks I didn't like.  GREAT.  Also I didn't just go DAMN THAT FRUSTRATES ME AND NOW I'M HUNGRIER AND I DUNNO DON'T WANNA WALK YET CAUSE I'M LAZY I'M JUST GONNA EAT FOUR POP TARTS.  In retrospect that would have been fun!  Maybe another time!  Hmm.  Probably should make me some egg whites today.  Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eggs.  Then start shootin I guess.  Anyway.  I feel like in olden times most people weren't able to afford or have access to glasses or monocles or anything.  Musta been A LOT of peasants and lower class that just couldn't really see and they just had to DEAL WITH IT.  How far we've come.  First we got Monocles.  Then we got BIFOCALS.  Now I assume we're up to TRIFOCALS.  Gonna have to look into that.  Sounds reasonable.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Getting close to The Rest Of The Presumably B- Day!  Wonderful.  Also, "Trifocals," IS RECOGNIZED AS A WORD.  Better LTURQ RIGHT NOW.  OH glasses that have three ranges of correcting vision.  I KNEW some glasses were for both nearsightedness and farsightedness.  These are just that but also for Mediumsightedness.  GO FIGURE.
     Hmm.  What else is up.  Still got Black and White.  Gotta have that as breakfast SOON.  Every day I don't have it as breakfast it's TEASING ME just sitting there in the fridge.  I GOTTA EAT THAT SUCKER.  But I keep putting it off as a breakfast.  I'M ONLY HURTING MYSELF WITH THIS NONSENSE.  Hmm.  Half of it would be fine with sandwich.  Don't wanna go that route though.  TRUST ME I HAVE MY REASONS.  Well do I.  The only reason off the top of my head is nah just doesn't feel right today.  So I have MY REASON.  Doesn't feel right at this very moment.  PRETTY GOOD REASON(S) ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  How far am I into Tales From That Crypt.  Season II episode I wanna say FIVE?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP NAILED IT.  Also Hey How About This Episode Great got some good stuff going for it.  I'll watch it like it's nobody's business!  Which it isn't!  But it BECAME your business because of this paragraph.  But IN GENERAL HYPOTHETICALLY it really shouldn't concern you and whatknot.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Sweet!  Had good success cutting Sliced Ham in half vertically rather than separate slice by slice to divide it in half.  Gotta imagine I can do the same thing with Sliced Turkey this week.  HMM haven't TOASTED the bread in a while.  ABOUT TIME I TOASTED THE BREAD.  This is good stuff lets keep it going.  For the expression the best thing since sliced bread I think the most accurate, sensical thing to say that about is Toast.  Most logical progression.  If SOMETHING is the best thing since sliced bread, and is relevant in such a comment, it's gotta be Toasted Sliced Bread, right?  You heard it here first.  Unless someone else said it first.  Which they might have.  Either way it doesn't MATTER who said it first the point is it's been said at this point and all of our lives are the better for it.  Did they have ways of toasting non-sliced bread.  You can't just stick it in any sort of oven.  That's different.  I dunno.  I'm sure they figured out how to toast bread before thinking of slicing it.
     What else.  Also HOW LONG DID IT TAKE from having bread to having sliced bread.  Gotta imagine WEEKS.  Within weeks if not days someone was like oh hey this loaf of bread.  Let me cut it thusly into what may or may not be called, "Slices."  NOT A HUGE LEAP.  What else is going on and crap.  In greatest thing since sliced bread do they mean MASS MARKETED AND CONSUMED UNIFORM sliced bread.  Sure you can slice your own bread at home.  But if you're buying a bread from super market each slice is exactly the same as the other and cleanly cut and whatknot.  Is THAT what everyone is so excited about?  I THINK THAT MIGHT BE PART OF THE DEAL YES.  What else is going on and crap.  Got some B- day coming my way presumably.  Not sure what's gonna happen.  It may only be a C, C+ day.  DANGIT.  I'll keep you updated on this situation after it's progressed.  See ya later.

-12:49 P.M.

Friday, April 22, 2022

Sure I'll Give This A Shot

    HEY!  Super Market delivery this morning.  95% chance I finish act I before it comes.  Good chance I start doing some CircleWalking.  Once I start I would hope to finish it so it fully equates to one walk.  I could always do half of it, then order comes, then finish half of it.  GREAT.  The point is looks like everything we wanted is being shipped.  INCLUDING BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE.  This is gonna be a game changer one way or another.  Maybe split it into thirds and have it as Sides for Sandwiches this week.  Yeah or how about this NOT to that!  THAT'LL SHOW 'EM.  By 'EM I mean 'ME.  SAME LETTERS JUST REVERSED.  HEY my phone has reached its lowest battery charge since I got it.  24%!  How interesting.  Better hook it up to something.  Something that charges it.  Not just anything.  Anyway Met game tonight that I'll have to watch tomorrow.  Starts at 9:40 PM?  I'M IN BED A HALF HOUR FROM THEN.  I could watch first two innings.  YEAH SURE WHY NOT WHO CARES NOT ME.  And if anyone's gonna care it's me.  Or YOU.  Maybe YOU are the one dummy who reads this and really cares about these things.  Hmm.  Interesting.  Never imagined that subset of reader who is invested in the minutia of my daily life, hoping it all works out for the best for me.  THANKS I GUESS.
     Hmm.  Probably have Ham Sandwich & Side for lunch.  Steak & Stuffed Mushroom Part II of III for dinner.  That's the plan!  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  I think it's A GOOD THING unemployment is so low.  Good for that 3-6% of people who are employed that wouldn't have been if the people in charge just didn't give a shit.  That's a lot of people!  ONE IN TWENTY PEOPLE have job that may not otherwise when they want a job.  HEY GOOD FOR THEM.  MY TURN NEXT.  I NEED JOB.  Rule one-- can't talk two people.  Rule two-- don't wanna think too hard about anything.  Rule three-- not too much manual labor, either physical or at a computer or something.  Rule four-- JUST GIVE ME MONEY FOR NOTHING.  I feel like that's not asking too much from a prospective job!  Also talking to people.  I can STAND talking to fellow workers.  Don't like it but I can stand it.  Jus don't make me talk to Outside People.  THESE ARE MY TERMS TAKE EM OR LEAVE EM.  Oh no you're gonna leave em aren't you.  YEP.
     Hmm.  Delicious Dessert breakfast.  Ice cream sandwich (CHOCOLATELY SANDWICH) and Pop Tart.  Amazing!  Had the pop tart first and then the sandwich.  Sometimes it's the other way around!  I'm comfortable with my decision.  I think I used to go back and forth between them.  Too much work!  One at a time.  Keep it simple.  The point is 50/50 on whether I make an effort to actually not see results from Met game tonight and watch it in earnest tomorrow afternoon.  Sounds vaguely fun!  Also by watching it I mean watching it for 15-30 minutes, only watching interesting parts.  STILL A FAIR AMOUNT OF TIME.  Some people might watch 1.5 minute highlights.  30 minute highlights?  I'M GETTING INTO THE KNITTY GRITTY.  Which I assume is some sort of CAT reference?  Like a litter box thing.  Not sure how I'm arriving to that conclusion.  Litter box litter is knitty and gritty.  KNITTY ISN'T EVEN A WORD.  Maybe it's reminding me of the word KITTY.  That's a strong possibility.
     Yeah!  Trying a new KETO BAR from Super Market.  First Keto bar!  I've had fiber and protein bars that I'm sure Keto would approve of.  But this bar leans into calling itself KETO BAR.  The flavor is Chocolate Chunk or something.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP CHOCOLATE CHUNK COOKIE FLAVORED.  That'll be a blast and a half as upcoming snack.  Or snack after upcoming snack.  Depends on how early or late super market order comes!  What else is up.  Don't have a chore half a mediocre muffin to eat as side with sandwich.  My options are wide open!  HMM.  Also I DID cut the ham vertically like I thought of a few days ago.  Went well!  Was able to estimate more or less half without having to peel off slice by slice and putting them into two stacks.  GREAT THIS IS RELEVANT STUFF.  To me at least.  NOT EVEN TO ME.  Oh well I said it anyway no going back now!  Anyway.  I'm a fan of The Penguin in The Batman because USUALLY he's very short.  I IDENTIFY WITH THAT.  However also USUALLY HE'S MORE OR LESS AVERAGE HEIGHT.  I DON'T IDENTIFY WITH THAT.  Do kinda identify with just people not respecting me that much and calling me a penguin.  Not really a term of endearment.  Maybe Penguin is 100% on board with being The Penguin.  I think the latest Penguin doesn't seem to mind.  He's a tough guy.
     Amazing.  Can watch Cursed Films: Episode "Stalker," on CircleWalk.  That'll get me more or less there.  Ideally I'd aim for 45-50 minutes but 40 minutes is good enough.  What else is up.  National Food Of The Tomorrow Is... National Cherry Cheesecake Day.  Not a huge fan of cheesecake.  Not even a small fan!  Sometimes it's low on the cheese factor and I can appreciate it just as cake.  But gotta be PRETTY LOW on cheese factor.  Also cherry?  No thanks!  Maybe mass produced dumb artificial cherry flavor in things is fine.  But just REAL CHERRY?  NO THANKS GROSS.  What's the video game where you eat cherries.  I don't think it's Mario.  Lemme LTURQ.  Pacman?  Could be.  I think I'm thinking of something else.  Maybe I'm just thinking of Real Life Animals That Eat Cherries.  I get Real Life and Video Games confused a lot.  Who doesn't!  Don't shame me!  Time for coffee.  Be back in a minute.
    BEEN A WHILE since I Had frozen breakfast sandwich.  That was supposed to be part of the routine!  1-2 times a week!  I'LL GET AROUND TO IT JEEZ.  Anyway what else is up.  I like seeing Lindor play like one of the best players in baseball in the first two weeks of baseball.  COOL.  Between him and Alonso, and DeGrom and Scherzer, they have literally possibly the two best pitchers and POSSIBLY two of the top 10, 15 hitters.  NOT TO MENTION ALL THE OTHER PLAYERS WHO KNOW HOW TO PLAY BASEBALL.  These guys LITERALLY know almost ALL THE RULES BY HEART.  What else.  My Dad used to think the expression was BY HARD.  You know something BY HARD.  Because it was hard to learn it and master knowing it.  Somewhere along the line he found out his mistake.  But he still reminds us of it now and again!  Great just great.  They offered my Dad 2 courses for Fall I believe (maybe summer?) and one is definitely online and one is possibly hybrid.  He only wants definitely online!  Even if other one was definitely online which they MAY accommodate if he takes it not gonna go for it!  GETTIN OLDER.  TOO MUCH OF A HASSLE ONLINE ONE CLASS. 
    Good for him!  Take it easy!  I think he feels bad though that he can't do the two classes comfortably.  LOOK HE'S GOTTA TAKE IT EASY.  ONE CLASS A SEMESTER IS STILL A LOT OF WORK.  ESPECIALLY INTERNET CLASS.  So many curve balls Online Throws At You.  What else is going on and crap.  I saw Biden is going to White House Correspondents Dinner!  Whose the host.  IS IT ME?  No, someone would have told me.  So who is it.  TREVOR NOAH.  Classic choice.  Safe choice!  Obvious choice!  No problems there.  Anyway.  I haven't watched Daily Show probably since my old TV in 2017 or so.  I THINK I see while Browsing Guide now it's 40 minutes long.  GOOD FOR THEM.  REALLY GET INTO IT.  WHATEVER THEY'RE CHOOSING TO GET INTO THESE DAYS.  I LIKE IT.  Also I READ TREVOR NOAH MEMOIR/AUTOBIOGRAPHY/BOOK THING ABOUT THE LIFE HE DID.  GOOD STUFF.  Hmm gotta start reading again.  I say that from time to time but this time I KIND OF MEAN IT?  If all books were Trevor Noah Memoirs then I'd read all the books let's just put it that way!
     Eighth paragraph!  Easily gonna have enough time for at least starting a circle walk.  Possibly something as big a Pop Tart or Kwest Bar as a side for sandwich.  HEY GREAT NEWS.  Super Market Delivered VERY early.  45 Minutes before their earliest estimate window!  NO WAITING AROUND FOR ME.  Also not such a big order.  Took care of it in 10-15 minutes.  SEE YOU IN HELL POSSIBILITY OF CIRCLE WALK.  See you IN HEAVEN having next snack as new Keto Bar Thing Snack.  Smallish snack.  Caloriewise.  Gotta imagine it'll appear to be small as well in real life.  Anyway what else is up.  I hope they don't RAZZ Joe Biden too harshly.  HE'S AN OLD MAN HE CAN'T TAKE ALL THE EXCITEMENT.  BAD EXCITEMENT.  I think generally excitement is associated with Good Excitement.  There can be negative excitement no problem.  I feel very strongly about this!  Hmm.  I feel like Mario or one of Mario's friends sometimes eat cherries.  One of my very strongly held beliefs more or less.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  What else is up.  Black and white looks delicious and nutritious and great size.  Not humongous but Boy Will That Be Satisfying Unless It's Part of A Big Bange in which case Nothing Is Satisfying.  Hmm.  Hook me up with an entire back of Fun Size Crunch Bars.  If I'm gonna Bange THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO as of now.  I guess.  Let's not even think about that.  What else.  Hershey Bars with almonds good back up.  I can see myself actually doing this if I can do it safely and responsibly.  Once I reach Settled For Weight I can have a Hershey Bar with Almonds at night as Dessert.  EVEN LEAVING ROOM FOR SMALLER BEDTIME DESSERT.  WOW WHAT A LIFE TO LEAD.  That's impossible.  If I do that I will definitely have it snowball into something worse.  OH WELL WHAT A LIFE NOT TO LEAD I GUESS APPARENTLY.  Hmm.  Tomorrow's Met game is at 8:10.  I can watch MOST of that before falling into my slumber.  Great.  Let's finish up this act.
     Yeah!  Probably try new bar when I get back.  Maybe save it for another hour or an hour and a half I DON'T KNOW.  It'll be interesting to see what my weight is at Official Weigh in next Wednesday.  MY GUESS is anywhere between Having Gained 4.5-8.5 pounds since last official weigh in on Oh I Don't Know December 30th.  Probably around 6 or 7.  SETTLE.  SETTLE FOR SEVEN.  That's the story of my life.  Settlin' For Seven.  Not sure what that means.  The point is Great Just Great.  Let's see how charged my phone is now.  My guess is it's jumped from 24% or whatever to Oh I Don't Know 73%.  Lemme LTURQ. 70%.  PRETTY CLOSE.  Where's my prize for Being Wrong But Being Close To Right.  Where's my prize for ANYTHING.  Been a while since I got a prize from some outside force or entity.  Hmm.  Mom always has mini Dove Candies in stock.  Quality ones!  Delicious!  Four or five of them is good for a Indulgent Dessert.  WHATEVER GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT I'M GONNA TAKE A WALK NOW AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

Take All The Time I Need

    HEY!  New SnackThing is good.  A little bit heartier than I expected.  The same size I expected but you get a lot of each bitesworth.  ALSO tastes pretty good.  ALSO I am now on a Keto Diet with this snack.  The point is I'm thinking side for Present Day Ham Sandwich will be semi-indulgent Fiber One Bar.  Delicious!  The point is lets move on with our lives for now.  I'd like to eat delicious things all the time but it's just not in the cards!  Re-upped with SODA though.  Now I got all the flavors.  Bumped up the amount of Orange Soda I'm getting.  It's the main caffeinated soda I still get.  Went two weeks dropping it down to TWO A WEEK.  This time I got THREE.  This is good stuff let's keep it going.  Hmm.  I might just have another one of these Keto SnackThings as my NEXT snack.  Maybe I should just eat them all right now.  That sounds like the responsible thing to do.  The point is I have a bunch of those Impulse Uncontrollable Fiber Chocolate Chunk Cookies and I should again consider having a box of them as a meal.  Already did Breakfast Treats!  That got the ball rolling!  Now it's a legit possibility!
     Whatever.  I dunno!  The point is over the last 9 or 10 days I've accumulated about half a pound to a pound deficit.  In other words I PROBABLY MATHEMATICALLY should have lost between half a pounds or a pound.  THAT MEANS once I Reach Settling For Weight I CAN EAT THAT MUCH IN A BANGE every 9 or 10 days.  That's a HIGH QUALITY BANGE.  Sounds fun.  But not today!  Gotta keep losing weight FOR NOW.  That's how I feel.  What do I got in store for Today Afternoon.  Gotta imagine there's some films or something I can watch.  Also I read an article or two that seemed to state confidently NY marijuana recreation sales will come by the end of the year.  THE END OF THE YEAR???  WE'RE ALREADY IN THIS YEAR.  That's VERY soon.  I can't wait to try it and not like it.  This is gonna be a real game changer!  Hmm.  I hope I can get it within walking distance.  I don't have a CAR.  I don't wanna get my Dad to DRIVE ME to get marijuana.  He wouldn't like that.  Maybe there's deliveries.  WHAT IS THIS HALF BAKED.  No this is real life.  MY POINT EXACTLY.
    Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti was FINE yesterday.  I liked it.  But maybe if I ate it sooner I wouldn't have liked it.  If you dread eating something then it's okay that's BETTER than if you eat it without dread and it's the same Okay Quality.  Probably!  What else is up.  I like the idea of finishing this entry and then taking a walk.  Because that's a reasonable time to have another snack.  MAYBE EAT THIS THING AGAIN.  I WANT IT ALL THE TIME NOW.  Only six of them.  GREAT I'LL EAT SIX OF THEM ALL THE TIME NOW.  Hmm.  The point is the first time I eat something I love it.  Then quickly it becomes adequate and then quickly it becomes mediocre.  EXCEPT FOR A LOT OF THINGS THAT STAY ADEQUATE.  I like those things.  Lots of things fit in that category!  Anyway what else.  I dunno whose gonna win in Disney Versus Florida Republicans.  My guess is Florida Republicans are like wait a second this isn't good and kind of back off.  Maybe they're too dumb or committed to being villains to do that though.  Or just committed logically.  They're too far down the path to stop now.  LET'S HOPE SO.  Or not hope so.  Not sure what I'm supposed to hope for!  Good thing Hopes Don't Matter.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Sweet.  I DUNNO HOW but the soda I put in fridge JUST AN HOUR AGO is already cold.  Well musta been stored coldly in truck.  WOW GOOD FOR THEM.  GOOD FOR ME.  Anyway.  I feel like 90% of the time I talk to Delivery Person from inside house through screen door they don't hear me.  I know they rarely acknowledge me!  I say ok just leave it off in front or I say something like ok is that it or I say something like alright thanks!  And most of the time NOTHIN.  Gotta imagine they're not hearing me.  I can't believe that 90% of delivery people are so rude that they're just like I'm not even gonna acknowledge this jerk is talking to me.  I'M OUTTA HERE.  Maybe SOMETIMES it's that and SOMETIMES they can't hear me.  Hmm.  What else is up.  THE PLAN was to have second snack AFTER act III AFTER WALK after act III and THEN HAVE IT.  We'll see how I feel moving forward.  SEE HARDCORE.
     What meals I got from Super Market this week.  Finish ham.  Two Turkey Sandwiches worth of turkey.  Kids Chicken Parm and Wide Al Fredo Dish.  Thems it!  Five things!  Perect.  I feel like that's gonna be a blast and a half.  Probably should make egg whites today.  Get back into Classic Regular Breakfast of egg white cereal and eggo.  Classic?  I've done it half a dozen times over the last 2 or 3 weeks.  YEP CLASSIC.  It's GOING to be a classic.  So let's just start calling it Classic NOW.  Get AHEAD of the game.  Hmm.  Got an extra baked potato last night with delivery.  Normally I have thirds of potato with 3 Part'r.  This time I have 3 halves of potato.  A bit extra calories but IT'S WORTH IT WOW SO MUCH QUALITY AMOUNT OF POTATOE.  Anyway that's me.  What's going on with you.  Don't answer that I stopped caring before I even started caring.  Hmm.  I'll be back in just a little bit later! 

And Away I Go

    I AM INDEED having second Keto Friendly Bar!  Probably have an earlier lunch today.  Delicious.  Let's write five paragraphs and then I'm done for the day.  In terms of Work.  This is kind of work.  Everything else I do doesn't make an impression on anyone.  No one is keeping track of whether I'm showering or not and judging me whether I do or not and how good or bad I do it.  I dunno maybe my parents are.  All they know is when shower turns on and when it turns off.  Everything else is private.  But I suppose you can judge a person based on when they turn the shower on and when they turn it off!  You can judge people on LOTS of things that you might not even think about immediately!  Hmm.  Got Sprite and coffee #2 going.  Hmm.  Do they sell Sprite in Disney World.  My guess is I Hope So.  The point is I wanna go to Disney world with Family as Family Vacation in a decade and a half when I had a family and a half.  NOT IF THEY'RE BULLIED INTO BEING ALT RIGHT DISNEY.  I WANT CLASSIC DISNEY AND THAT'S THAT.
     Hmm.  The point is Disneyworld is the only reason anyone outside of Florida has any positive associations with Florida.  What about Universal Studios.  FINE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AIN'T BAD EITHER.  The point is Fine Great What Else Is Up.  Hmm this time around I feel fuller after Keto Friendly Bar instead of Hungrier.  What an interesting turn of events!  Jeez.  EARTH DAY.  Gotta assume it's because Earth was born on April 22nd.  COULD HAVE BEEN.  We don't know exactly what day Earth was born.  How could Earth be born it formed over hundreds of millions and more likely billions of years.  YEAH but there was ONE DAY where it went from being just some weird stuff floating around into okay NOW it's a planet.  There MUST Have been AT SOME POINT that switch.  Could have been on what we consider April 22nd!  No reason not to think so!  LOTS OF REASONS TO THINK SO.  Because that's what day the people in charge picked.  The people in charge must be smarter than the average person, right?  Not stupider?  Yeah you'd think so wouldn't you.  Not really.  I would have thought so before Oh I Don't Know George W Bush.  Since then kinda realized people in charge, lots of them kinda stupid and only getting stupider.
     Hmm.  IF THEY'RE SO STUPID HOW COME THEY'RE OUR SUPERIORS.  Because they utilize what little intelligence they have FOR EVIL.  Oh okay that checks out.  Looking forward to delicious Ham Sandwich Lunch with Fiber One Bar.  Both parts!  ALSO been going with eating entire sandwich and THEN eating sweet side dessert the last couple of times.  No alternating between sandwich and dessert-to-sandwich.  HAVE EM IN ORDER LIKE A LOGICAL PERSON.  So there's that.  Also I'm BLUFFING.  It hasn't been the last couple of times.  Just the last time.  I have no idea why I lied to you.  I thought if I said the last COUPLE of times you'd be more impressed or something?  Take this more seriously?  Either way SORRY.  Just the last time.  BUT I think I'll continue this time and maybe future times, too!  Hmm.  Got all sorts of great GUM from super market.  I literally JUST had EXACTLY enough gum to last me.  One piece going into today.  Chewed it on first regular walk before Super Market.  Now I've got AN ABUNDANCE OF GUMS.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Up to episode III season II of Tales From That Crypt.  I'm not sure I'll EVER stop re-watching Tales From That Crypt again in my life.  I mean I HOPE SO.  I hope some developments in my life happen that that ceases to be routine.  But I'm not getting my hopes up, let's just say that!  At some point, looking at the Views of each episode on YouTube, in the tens of thousands or so, I'll be able to ay like hey 15% of that IS JSUT ME.  So I got that to look forward to.  Hmm.  I COULD be an expert on Tales From That Crypt.  I know each episode inside and out.  Too bad there's no real reason to be proud of that or any scenario where that's useful at all.  Oh well what can ya do.  ANYTHING ELSE.  Hmm interesting counterpoint.  I will consider that when I feel like it some time in the future when I feel like it!  Hmm.  I never finished SPEED II.  Only like 15 minutes in!  That might be halfway entertaining.  SURE SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Man oh man an entire half a baked potato EACH MEAL?  What is this HEAVEN?  I hope not.  Kinda would hope Heaven would be slightly better than this.  Still if this is where I end up in Afterlife-- with half baked potato with each Act Of Dinner-- better than being in HELL I guess.  I should be okay with settling for this.  Why get greedy.  Be happy you're not in eternal damnation.  Anyway that's how that goes.  Also maybe there's room for improvement.  I eat halves of potatoes with hearty high quality dinners long enough, don't complain about it being not so great-- I get bumped up to a higher level of Heaven.  Just keep your head down, do the work, have a positive attitude, and good things will happen!  I dunno gonna have to look into that one.  What else is up.  That's it!  Entry is over.  I'll see ya tomorrow presumably.

-11:44 A.M.

Thursday, April 21, 2022

That's What I Meant To Say

    Hey!  Woke up late today.  Well, woke up early.  Had early breakfast.  Then went back to bed and didn't get up for a few hours!  The point is if I condense things just right I can still fit in everything I need to do more or less on time!  YEAH.  Met game this afternoon.  SURE.  Diet Dr Pepper.  AMAZING.  Gotta make some new batch of Egg Whites today.  Had ice cream sandwich + Kwest Bar for breakfast again.  Hmm.  Kwest.  Kanye West.  K. West.  I'm onto him!  I dunno what he's up to with his name being K. West but it's SOMETHING and also I'm guessing SOMETHING NEFARIOUS.  He was creepy to Kimathy Kardashian and Peterson Davidson!  I read about it on SOCIAL MEDIA.  The point is the main thing I will always associate with Kanye West is he supposedly has synethsia.  Where his senses are confused and he smells colors and whatknot.  SOUNDS LIKE FUN.  OR TERRIFYING.  Either way HE WINS.  Could just be propaganda though.  He KNOWS I'll like him more if he has syneethisa.  It's all a scam!  Well possibly but who cares what else is up.
     Had Future Salami Sandwich for lunch yesterday.  Gotta finish Turkey Meatloaf for lunch today.  Thinkin about goin with 3 Part'r Steak & Stuffed Mushroom beginning tonight!  YEAH.  Also how do you know if you have synethsisa.  How do you know what you think is tasting colors is actually the accurate way to feel them.  Hmm.  How can you taste colors.  Taste can be bad or good.  Easily a wide spectrum of quality tastes and negative tastes.  Colors?  Who can say oh this is a BAD color but this other one is a good color.  Taste is subjective.  Colors are universal!  Hmm.  Might not be using the right words but the point is valid I think.  Either all colors taste good or all colors taste bad I guess.  I DUNNO.  Behind schedule today.  I'm okay with that!  Means I'm one snack behind though.  Had to have a snack when I normally had breakfast.  That's okay!  One snack ain't gonna break the bank.
    I'm concerned about banks getting broken.  You'd think they'd be as sturdy as any other building if not sturdier.  Also is that how you rob a bank.  You break the bank and in the resulting chaos you go in and take the cash?  Piggy Bank get broken.  Yeah I guess.  Sounds dangerous.  I don't want shards of glass pig cutting up my kid.  HOWEVER it does give him good practice skills in Breaking Things.  That's an important attribute we need to have as adults.  Break Some Stuff!  Hmm.  National Food Of The Tomorrow Is... Nothin'.  Gettin' into a rut where lots of Nothin' Days of food to celebrate.  Hmm.  Okay.  FROM NOW ON the food to celebrate on 4/22 is BLUE.  I feel like Blue would taste good.  One of the best LOOKING colors.  No reason it'd taste bad.  What else is up.  Mets lost yesterday!  That's okay! Bound to happen a lot!  Even if they win 90+ games and the division that's still a bunch of games they lost.  YEAH.  What else.
    Mets losing smells like a Bb to me.  Anyway.  Bb.  Completely overlooked chord!  HOW DARE YOU.  It's fun.  I dunno.  Hmm.  Maybe get back into playing Rocksmith once and for all.  Never really was INTO IT to be able to GET BACK TO IT.  Overall spent maybe 3-4 hours on it COMBINED.  And most of that was when it still had Guitar Lag.  Either way sounds productive.  NOT TO DAY THOUGH.  TODAY IS CONDENSED.  Possibly TONIGHT.  Tonight is past the condensation of the day.  So there's that!  Instead of practicing songs, maybe go through their lessons.  I need to learn how to play guitar!  Why jump into the deep end and try playing songs without the lessons.  I'm no dummy.  Sure I am.  But IN A GOOD WAY.  Being a dummy can be a positive attribute IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT.  Used to play Chinese Poker.  Before Texas Hold Em Craze hit us right as we were the target audience for it-- 14 year olds-- CHINESE POKER WAS KING for a couple of years.  NOW I UNDERSTAND CHINESE CULTURE BETTER.
     Hmm.  I feel if I was as good at poker as I was as a teenager it'd be a viable option to accumulate SOME money.  Not enough to support myself.  But as a micro-side-hustle.  Not as good anymore though!  That's life!  Also who cares not me.  Can you have a side hustle if you have no main hustle.  I SAY YES.  It's not enough of a hustle to be a main hustle one way or the other.  It's a side hustle BY IT'S NATURE not by what other kind of hustles YOU'VE got going on.  Anyway.  I like poker because you take money from people who don't deserve it.  If they deserved the money so much why are they giving it to me through a game of half skill and half chance.  Hmm.  It's either more skill and less chance or more chance and less skill depending on how much you're playing them.  You're playing a person for 20 minutes?  Lotta chance!  You're playing a person for 20 hours?  Lotta skill!  Wonderful who cares I don't have time to play poker I GOTTA BE WALKING ALL THE TIME.  Coffee Time.
     CURSED FILM for today is, "Stalker."  Never heard of it!  Must be really cursed!  They're doing a deep dive into a film that must mean that there's really somethin' there to talk about.  YEAH!  What else is up.  Not sure if I can see Web Statistics for the website.  I was pretty sure I had to pay extra for that and I was pretty sure I haven't been paying extra for that.  But when doing some troubleshooting and whatknot a week or two ago I THINK I might have seen links to follow to maybe see some statistics.  SCARY.  I don't wanna know that 3 people read this.  I wanna imagine that THIRTY people read this.  Let's play it safe and let my imagination run wild.  Anyway.  Just updated order for upcoming Super Market delivery tomorrow.  FUN STUFF!  Added a black and white beyond my better judgment.  Will I actually have it as a Relatively Big Breakfast instead of as part of a Bange?  I think YES I'm DUE to do that.
     Hmm.  I can see tasting colors re: Black and white.  Black tastes like chocolate and white tastes like... is it quite vanilla?  Definitely on the vanilla spectrum.  But I dunno.  I think it IS just straight up vanilla but in my head it seems like a little different.  Well clearly there's something wrong with my head.  FAIR ENOUGH.  Seventh paragraph.  How about that.  Another good day yesterday re: Diet.  Re: most things!  I dunno about most things.  Re: Settling for a B- day!  That was good.  I think I'm getting into a zone where B- days are just ROLLING ALONG.  Hmm.  Concerned about world events and future world events.  But I'm always thinking yeah today is terrible but THE WORST IS YET TO COME so I can enjoy a B- Day like a lobster slowly getting cooked and dying.  Gotta imagine that lobster is having a B- time in ever increasing heat of hot water.  Until, ya know.  It dies.  Then it's an F.  Not enjoying anything at all!  Unless it's in lobster heaven.  What's lobster heaven.  What do lobsters like to do.  PINCH THINGS.  I dunno I feel that's a last resort.  They don't WANNA pinch things but sometimes THEY'RE FORCED TO.  Hmm.
     Eighth paragraph!  Wow.  Gonna get bonus deli meat next week to make up for having a Future Sandwich this week.  Goin' back to TURKEY.  Look is it as good as Real Turkey.  No.  Is it as good as some other stuff?  EVEN BETTER.  This thing compared to some other stuff this thing is better!  Whatever.  If only I could trust the calories of this black and white.  If I could PERFECT 10 calories more than I wanna allow for breakfast.  I can do that once a week EASY.  I'm just worried it's 100 or significantly more calories.  AND THEN WHERE WOULD I BE.  ABOUT THE SAME PLACE.  BUT ABOUT 1/35th A Pound OR SIGNIFICANTLY MORE heavier.  Hey that's great just great.  Official weigh in on Wednesday next week.  Would be settling-for-happy with gaining 7 pounds since 4 months ago official weigh in that was a turning point in my diet.  Would really prefer less but 7 I'd settle for.  Anything more and I'd be SLIGHTLY to SOMEWHAT to CONSIDERABLY to I WANNA KILL MYSELF disappointed.  I dunno about the Kill Myself.  That seems like a negative thing no matter what my weight is.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Sweet!  Today ain't so bad being 1.5-2 hours behind schedule.  Nothing is terrible.  A little bit more of a crunch re: Considering Rationing Snacks because I had a bonus one where breakfast would normally be because real breakfast was 3 hours before.  But that's not a huge deal.  MAYBE IT IS.  MAYBE IT ISN'T.  Who can say for sure.  What's going on in the wide world of sports by which I mean politics.  Politics is sports.  That's the impression I'm under from social and regular media I consume.  Also we all agree that one team is winning.  One team we're rooting for to win and the other team is winning and there's not much we can do about it.  FIRE SOME OF THE PERSONNEL ON OUR TEAM.  REPLACE THEM WITH WINNERS.  We don't have the power to fire personnel.  We're just fans!  DANGIT.  We need some personnel turn over!  Get some WINNERS in there!  Hmm.  What else is up.  ALSO the referees were chosen in bad faith by the bad-winning team and the bad-winning team is cheating thusly and the losing-good team is like WHAT ARE WE TO DO. 
     Hmm.  Last paragraph of the act!  What else is up.  Rooting for Democrats isn't so far off from rooting for The Mets.  If you're gonna equate rooting for Democrats to rooting for ANY major sports team I feel The Mets gotta be in the top 5 of possible contenders for that.  What else is up.  BECAUSE CITIBANK OWNS THEM BOTH.  Wait Citibank doesn't own the mets.  THEY OWN THE STADIUM.  No they don't they just named it.  YA NAME SOMETHING YA OWN IT.  That's MY philosophy.  Interesting philosophy!  WRONG but interesting nonetheless!  IN TRUTH!  It sounds interesting.  It could be the offshoot of some more general interesting philosophy.  Naming something means ya own it.  I'D READ THAT 2 PAGE BOOK.  Hmm.  DEPENDING ON HOW ACADEMIC IT IS.  If it's all in academia fancy speak I got better things to do.  If it's dumbed down TOO much I got better things to do.  If it respects my intelligence and presents cogent arguments BUT is in common language YA GOT ME I'M ON BOARD WITH READING THAT.  Anyway time for a walk I'll be back soon. 

I Somewhat Kind Of Doubt This Is Anything Close To Very Enjoyable

    Hey!  Gonna delete Black and White.  MAYBE NEXT WEEK.  Gonna have Birthday Cake Small Brownie.  DELICIOUS.  Anyway this time and last time yesterday I ENJOYED this Fiber Brownie.  I really get the taste of birthday cake.  I figured out the trick of how to take bites of these small Fiber One Brownies to get the most out of them.  Get the most taste, get the most satisfaction.  Basically 3-4 bites.  In shapes I can't really explain in text but the shapes/sizes of the bites are VERY important to getting it perect.  Hey great how about that.  Key part is last bite is the biggest bite.  Last bite is like 40-60% of the entire thing.  Look I can understand if you doubt me but you shouldn't.  I have lots of experience with this.  I know what I'm talking about.  What else is up.  Maybe leave Black and White in.  Also A Tribe Called Kanye West.  Is that anything?  LET'S HOPE NOT.  Man oh man.  Delicious high quality steak.  Delicious high quality stuffed mushroom.  Delicious I wanna say MIDDLING Baked Potato?  Broccoli.  You get the idea.
     Hmm.  Gonna have one ham sandwich next week and TWO turkey sandwiches.  WOW TWO OF THE SAME THING?  IN ONE WEEK?  THAT HASN'T HAPPENED SINCE THIS WEEK WHEN I HAD A SALAMI SANDWICH AND THEN A FUTURE SALAMI SANDWICH.  By the way-- future salami sandwich?  Great!  I put the salami in microwave and it went surprisingly pretty well!  Finished the mediocre muffin.  GREAT STUFF.  What else is up.  4/21 today.  Gotta imagine that number means something.  Oh I Know.  The 21's are when Seasons Change.  Not exactly all the time.  But more or less!  So we're 1/3rd into Spring.  I DUNNO KINDA FEELS LIKE SPRING SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPRINGY BY THIS POINT.  It's been relatively springy.  But I DEMAND MORE SPRINGY SPRING.  Well good news chances are my wish will be granted over the next month and a half.  Then half a month with TOO SUMMERY SPRING.  That's life I guess.  What else is up.  Listening to some Fountains of Wayne last night and I feel bad that main guy got Covid and died.  Upon further introspection what a great discography of songs.  What else.
     Yeah!  He'll always live on in his music.  Wait.  Scratch that.  No he won't.  He'll stay dead.  We can still listen to his music indefinitely.  But he'll be dead the whole time.  Oh Okay That Makes More Sense.  Finished Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  But I think I'll just devote the week to Frosted Flakes and then re-up with The Crunch next week.  YEAH.  What else is up.  Trying a new KETO FRIENDLY cookie-bar-thing from Super Market.  Been a while since I tried a new granola/fiber/protein/keto bar.  I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW DIFFERENT IT IS.  Amazing.  They only got the Vanilla Only Semi-Indulgent Ice Cream Sandwiches!  Not the ones that are half chocolate sandwiches!  I'VE BEEN SPOILED.  I got used to being able to alternate.  DANGIT.  Oh well the point is they taste exactly the same as good in quality.  I just like the alternation!  Gets me through the days.  Hmm.  Met game starts in an hour and a half.  Gotta imagine I'll be able to watch it here and there over afternoon.  Why bother imagining it IT WILL HAPPEN VERY SOON.
    Fair point!  How urination been going.  Maybe slightly less.  Probably slightly less URGENT when I do need to go.  I can need to go 5 minutes into my walk and still make it the other 25 minutes til I get home with only RELATIVE discomfort and not EXTREME.  So that's high quality difference.  How's Ball going.  About the same!  The worry is if it's not in scrotum it's not producing sperm because it's the wrong temperature up outside scrotum.  BUT it's in scrotum 95% of the time PLUS I GOT OTHER BALL.  So I'm not worried at all!  I should probably be a little worried now that I think about it!  Maybe I'll work that into my Worry List.  I dunno that other ball is pretty key.  I'm happy with one DEFINITE sperm producing ball and one PROBABLY sperm producing ball.  Well nothing' definite in today's economy.  Interesting counterpoint.  One more paragraph.
     Yeah!  I hope all the urination I'm doing isn't peeing out all my potential future sperm.  Somehow I have been producing all my sperm for the next 30 years in the last 18 months and I'm PEEING it all out.  Pretty sure that's how it works.  But I could easily be wrong about it.  I hope so at least.  Anyway.  Gettin' back into these 70 Cal Fiber One Brownies.  I got like 4-5 different flavors and they're all great.  Figuring out the best way to get Bites In of them has been a real game changer.  That's where my life is at I guess.  NEW EPISODE OF CURSED FILMS IS 41 MINUTES.  That's AMAZING.  The point is am I done with this act yet.  I feel like I should be.  Nothing has happened in the act so I might as well finish it imminently with nothing else happening.  If something happened all of a sudden I think that'd just confuse and ANGER people.  Hey great I'll be back in a little bit.

Let's Get Off To A Good End

    Hey!  Let's get these five paragraphs out of the way.  Get started on the rest of my day.  Turkey meatloaf and health spaghetti.  Kept putting it off and now I can put it off no longer!  Look it'll taste fine but it's KIDS VERSION so it won't satisfy me.  So have something else with it.  I DON'T OPERATE THAT WAY.  I DON'T OPERATE AT ALL.  NOT QUALIFIED.  EVEN IF I WAS I WOULDN'T.  TOO RISKY.  NOT COMFORTABLE IN THAT SCENARIO NO MATTER HOW MUCH TRAINING I'VE HAD.  The point is I forget.  Mets game'll be starting around the time this entry ends.  But I will HAVE IT ON PAUSE.  Gonna take a walk when this entry ends you idiots.  The point is how many points are there this is at least the second one in as many sentences.  More or less.  Probably second one in six sentences.  Six sentences is two sentences more or less.  The point is THERE I GO AGAIN.  Hmm.  Got coffee #2!  Delicious.  Think next Brownie I eat'll be Chocolate Fudge brownie.  Worst brownie!  OKAY.  But not much taste.  Guess I kinda get a chocolate fudge taste.  But NOT ENOUGH.
     What else.  I feel like I could probably access Live Mets Game on my phone, Radio-wise.  Or Internet Radio.  Gotta imagine there's some APP or something where you get Regular Radio.  And also gotta imagine there's some APP where you get Mets game audio through NON REGULAR RADIO MEANS.  The point is I don't wanna do that but it's something to consider for other people who wanna do it.  I want other people to listen to the radio as much as they want.  Cause I'm ALTRUISTIC like that.  Hmm.  Probably should do the right thing and make egg whites tonight.  A cupsworth.  Split that sucker into thirds.  You know how that goes.  Add some WATER.  I'm a GENIUS chef.  I add WATER to things. A splash of water can be a GAME CHANGER in terms of cooking meals.  You heard it here first!  Or maybe you heard it wherever I heard it first.  That would make sense, too!  Anyway.  Game Changer.  I saw a headline of an article saying some Alaskans have moved on from Sarah Palin and don't really like her much anymore.  And if it's the title of some article that I don't know where it's from or even if it actually exists IT MUST BE TRUE.
     What else.  Any other sugar cereal I should try.  Lemme LTURQ.  Is that Cookie Crunch still a cereal.  I might like that.  Lemme LTURQ.  NAH NOT SEEING ANYTHING FROM THIS Fresh DIRECT LIST OF OPTIONS.  Oh well that' life.  I feel like Cookie Crunch would be a step too far.  Even Cinnamon Toast Crunch is pushing it.  I liked Frosted Flakes because it is a legit cereal but very sugary.  Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a BIT too close to Just A Breakfast Dessert.  And miniature cookies would be even further on the spectrum to being way too indulgent for a regular cereal.  The point is I've put a lot of thought into this and I plan on putting even more thought into it!  HMM.  Maybe do a Game Changer and try using a spoon for next time I eat cereal.  Frosted Flakes I have 1.5 cups and not just 1 cup.  The more you're eating the more you're gonna get out of using a spoon instead of your fingers.  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.
     Penultimate paragraph.  What else is up.  My dad got some blood results back and HIS ANTIBODIES ARE HIGHER THAN EVER.  Gotta imagine that's good.  I dunno what it means but I'm safe in assuming More Antibodies The Better.  Also pretty sure it's relevant to him being able to catch/combat a Case Of Covid.  ALRIGHT.  He's the main one at risk in my immediate circle!  I wanna see these antibodies get even higher.  I think they have yet to really reach their peak.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Now I wanna know about my antibodies.  No one ever told me how my antibodies are doing.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Maybe have high quality flavor brownie.  I got chocolate chip cookie flavored-- great!  Got cinnamon coffee cake flavor-- great!  Got the two other flavor discussed earlier-- great!  Also have had Lemon flavored in the past but not now-- great!  Those are all the flavors I think.  I think we're all caught up on the flavors.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Amazing.  What else is up.  I like a brownie that's Chocolate Chip Cookie flavored.  Small health brownie or bigger real brownie.  Chocolate Chip cookie but in the shape and consistency and ingredient-proportion-components of a brownie?  THAT'S A WINNING COMBINATION.  Anyway what else is up.  Gotta hope I can upload this to internet easily again.  So far I've had problems 2 or 3 times over the last few weeks AFTER uploading it successfully.  Haven't run into a problem uploading it completely since that one time about a month ago.  The point is gotta wonder if all of this was for naught or not.  Well I'd upload it successfully AT SOME POINT, right?  You'd think so wouldn't you.  The point is HEY that's it for today.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-1:03 P.M.

Wednesday, April 20, 2022

It's The Same Thing As Yesterday Again

    Hi friends.  What's going on in the wide world of sports.  Already confirmed Pizza for tonight!  My Mom INDEPDENTLY expressed interest in Oh I Don't Know chicken marsala.  Which aligns with me getting pizza.  NOW the question is do I get something for lunch tomorrow.  Or eat a future sandwich.  Got 2 sandwiches in store for next week.  Could eat one tomorrow!  There are no RULES when it comes to eating sandwiches.  Well there are rules but rules are made to be broken.  If rules are made to be broken does that mean when there's no rules we're actually supposed to be following them.  That'd be my first guess.  The point is I had delicious Cinnamon Toast Crunk, Egg White, and Eggo for breakfast!  Finished off this incarnation of cooked egg whites.  More or less finished off CTC.  Still a little bit to snack on.  Not enough for a bowl.  WOW!  The point is the Mets have the best record in baseball.  WAY better than my record which is 0-0.  Which is a better record than half the teams in baseball.  Hmm I didn't realize I was so good at Major League Baseball.
     Sure.  About on time today.  Kinda behind Real Early Schedule but I wouldn't say I'm LATE.  The point is I smell bad and is it because of farts yes one could reach that conclusion fairly easily.  OH well.  My house, my rules!  If I wanna smell like farts that's something my housemates will have to deal with.  I feel BAD for them sure.  But fart rules are made to be broken.  Another cool day today.  Wonderful.  ANY weather is better than no weather at all.  You go outside and there's No Weather you're gonna be pretty upset.  WHAT'S GOING ON HOW IS THIS.  That kind of thing.  Let's try to avoid that nightmare scenario.  Feel like I watched a movie yesterday but I didn't.  Just a lot of Mets Games and starting over on Tales From That Crypt.  I'm not happy about it either.  OH well that's life!  Not being happy about things either!  Which presumes that other people are Also Not Happy about what I'm going through.  Sounds about right.
     Hmm.  Baseball Reference started keeping track of WAR for this season and Francisco Lindor is SECOND IN WAR in THE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.  WOW.  This guy is knocking it out of the ball park.  And whatknot.  Maybe get a Veal Cutlet Hero.  Without any topping like tomato sauce and/or cheese.  And then take off half the bread and eat it open faced.   That's it.  That's the lunch.  HMM SOUNDS GOOD.  Even WITH half bread might be too big a lunch?  Or on target.  I can't IMAGINE it well enough right now.  The point is yes I have to think about the ideal pizza for tonight but I have plenty of time.  PLENTY.  I started watching THE BUBBLE.  I made it 6 minutes in before Something Else Came Up.  Figure I'll work my way back around to it.  It didn't get good reviews but these days what does.  Lots of films.  Plenty of films getting good reviews.  This is the exception that proves the rule.  Gotta imagine there are some rules that prove exceptions.  YEAH.
     National Food Of The Tomorrow Day is... National Chocolate Covered Cashews Day and National Tea Day.  Cashew?  Disgusting!  One of the worst kinds of nuts.  And I don't like nuts.  So when I say a nut is one of the worst it's gotta be REALLY bad.  Tea?  FINE.  I'll drink tea.  I haven't drank regular hot tea in years.  Maybe I should!  We'll see if that comes up organically over the course of my life.  The point is I feel like hot tea too often just tastes like water.  THOUGHTS?  Use more tea leaves.  Tea leaves don't grow on trees!  Wait.  Do they?  They might.  They are leaves.  Gonna have to look into that.  Probably grow on their own.  The Tea Plant.  Something like that.  What else is up.  Old Man Scherzer defying all expectations and pitching great.  EVERYONE thought he was over the hill but so far he's proving his worth.  Also he's ON TOP OF THE HILL when pitching.  There's a hill pitchers stand on.  I DON'T GET IT EITHER!
     Hmm.  4/20!  Marijuana Day.  Hitler's Birthday.  I think I've talked about Hitler's Birthday every other year on this website AND I recently thought Hitler's Birthday would be an interesting Band Name BUT I feel like I made that conclusion at least once before on this website.  Either way, new or not, the thought stands!  Earth Day coming up.  I'm going to celebrate by sticking around for at least another few months.  Kinda like it here!  Best planet to live on and/or in BY FAR as far as we know.  What else.  Gaseous Planets.  You would live IN them.  You can't live ON gas.  Can you?  Gonna have to look into that.  I'd live on the moon.  Our moon.  Got nothin' better to do!  Maybe have Future Sandwich today and Turkey Meatloaf tomorrow.  I really wanna put off this turkey meatloaf.  I'm not excited about it at all.  When I have it it'll be Fine Just Fine.  We'll see how that all shakes out I guess.  Coffee time!
    Maybe Pop Tarts for lunch.  I was surpsingly pretty happy with Breakfast Cookies for lunch yesterday.  Dunno.  3 Pop Tarts would be on target calorie wise.  But I think I'd need 4 to really satisfy me.  I can MIX AND MATCH.  Pop tart, Hearty Protein/Fiber Bar, and Hearty Ice Cream Sandwich.  Or some sort of combination.  HMM.  Maybe three pop tarts would satisfy me.  OR I Could just eat a real big boy lunch of Real Food.  We'll see!  Hmm.  If I eat Future Sandwich that comes with 40% of a muffin.  I can, "DIG," that!  Look the point is if I eat something else for lunch I don't need to get Risky Veal Cutlet Hero for lunch tomorrow.  Risky in that it might be too much.  But ya know what it'd be delicious.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SOMEONE HELP ME.  In this scenario.  I know what to do in almost every other scenario and don't need anybody's help in any way.  Help me if you can I'm feeling down.  That sort of thing.
     Seventh paragraph!  What else is up.  Got it in my mind to have ice cream cone as upcoming snack.  Sure great wonderful let's move on with our lives.  Maybe I should have been more admiring of Malcolmn Ance.  The guy who appears on Twitter and MSNBC who joined International Militia to fight war.  I kinda took it as like a publicity stunt but now I feel this dude is probably PROBABLY actually fighting on the front lines.  Or maybe the second or third lines.  He's probably in the mix at least.  In which case good luck.  Also why not have international militias.  You already got one country that's not supposed to be there fighting.  The Russia.  Let's get some other GOOD countries fighting.  I've come around to a different viewpoint slightly!  BECAUSE I CAN GROW AS A PERSON.  Not literally.  But Not Literally is the exception that proves the rule.  What else is up.  Read Joe Biden is telling people he's gonna run again in 2024.  I HAVE LOTS OF FUTURE THOUGHTS ON THIS.  Haven't developed them.  BUT I'll come up with some thoughts at some point.
     Eighth paragraph!  When's the next Voting Day.  Gotta imagine Democratic Primary &/or other assorted votes coming up around June.  I WANNA GET A STICKER.  Lemme LTURQ.  JUNE 28.  I can make it that amount of time without a new sticker.  Just over 2 months.  I CAN DO IT.  Also I feel like we should get bonus stickers if our candidate wins.  Kinda feel that's not the point of voting.  WRONG.  The point of voting is trying to guess which candidate will win.  Prove me wrong!  You wanna be on the WINNING side.  That way you have PULL over the winning candidate.  Hey I helped ya win by voting for ya NOW YOU OWE ME A FAVOR.  That sort of thing.  Anyway.  Not 100% sure why people would vote against forming a union.  What's the argument there.  Yeah I can see how it might benefit me but on the other hand I might have to get involved or something?  I dunno sounds like a lot of work.  I don't get it.  Must be SOME real reasons.  That might be near the bottom of the list of real reasons.  The Why bother sounds like extra work or something reason.
     Penultimate paragraph!  What else is up.  Trying to WATCH Tales From The Crypt this time around and not watch my phone for most of the time.  FAILING but doing a little bit better.  Hey great just great.  Cryptkeeper used to scare me as a kid.  Now I realize he's just a puppet.  Nothing scary about puppets.  As a kid I BOUGHT INTO him being a real character.  Now I just imagine all the strings moving him around.  Can't get invisible strings out of my head!  STRING THEORY.  What else is up.  Also I DON'T LIKE how they had the actor who does the voice for CryptKeeper show up in one episode.  Now I can't get WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE out of my head.  He DOES NOT look like what I'd want the Cryptkeeper to look like.  Ruined everything seeing this guy!  Oh well that's life.  Getting everything ruined.  By seeing some guys.  Act.  Which makes their voice over work less satisfying.  Hmm.  What else is up.
    I dunno.  Writing these Act I's pretty quickly these-a-days.  Good sign!  Means I can get on with the rest of my day that much quicker too!  What else.  HALF TURKEY MEATLOAF WITH HEALTH SPAGHETTI AND ONE POINT FIVE POP TARTS over two meals.  That's my FINAL OFFER.  Well in that case I have no choice but to decline.  OH NO I'M LEFT WITH NO MORE OFFERS.  WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO.  Wait a second.  Let me think for a second.  Three Pop Tarts might be satisfying.  Picturing three Pop Tarts on a plate.  That could do the trick.  Hmm.  Maybe some sort of Ultra Breakfast for lunch.  I'm out of Made Egg Whites.  That's the key to having a good breakfast or ultra breakfast.  OH WELL THERE GOES THAT OFFER.  Back to Zero Offers.  Three Hearty Fiber/Protein Bars.  That's 150% fiber and protein of the day right there!  Hmm.  All of this is dumb.  You get what you pay for.  Sometimes.  Lotta times you don't!  Lotta time things are scams!  Or maybe too generous.  You get more than what you pay for.  REVERSE SCAM.  Which is still bad somehow in a way I can't place.  I'll be back in a little bit.

Fantastic I'm On Board

    Hey!  Think I'll have Future Salami Sandwich for lunch today and Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti tomorrow.  I can't have Health Spaghetti today even if I wanted to!  It's redundant with pizza.  So the point is no problem there.  For a while my brain couldn't compute having future sandwiches but now I've turned a corner and realized oh this is extremely reasonable and there's no reason not to do it.  So I got that going for me.  Salami sandwich!  With 40% of a Mediocre Muffin!  YEAH!  PIZZA THINKIN TWO REGULAR SLICES BOTH WITH GARLIC ONE WITH ONION ONE WITH ANCHOVIE.  Well I'm glad we got that out of the way.  NO I'M NOT.  I WANTED TO SAVE IT.  REALLY SAVOR OUR COLLECTIVE TIME LOOKING FORWARD TO IF AND WHEN I SAY WHAT KIND OF PIZZA I'M AIMING FOR.  Oh well that's all ruined but what can ya do DELETE the last few sentences?  That's not the way I operate!  We have precious few sentences in our lifetime.  Can't go about DELETING them.  Accumulate as many as possible!
     Okay.  Not sure what the, "HEADER," means in Double Header.  When there's two baseball games on the same day because of a rain out or because it's 70 years ago and they sometimes schedule it for some reason.  I get the DOUBLE.  There's TWO games.  Double means two.  HEADER.  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN IN THIS CONTEXT.  Shows are like HEADLINERS?  You're watching the headliner of the night the baseball game between two The Major League Baseball Teams.  Now you're getting TWO headliners.  No that can't be it.  On account of not making sense.  Anyway lemme LTURQ.  The phrase comes from TRAINS.  Trains that have more than one locomotive.  That's what internet tells me.  YEAH BUT HOW DO YOU GET FROM TRAINS TO BASEBALL GAMES.  Take the train to the game!  That was the catchphrase of Mets Commercials when I was a teenager.  They encourage you to go to Met games and they encourage you to take the public transportation to get there!  Still doesn't explain this.  Oh well add it to the Unexplained Files.
     Anyway.  Still thinking Ice Cream Delicious Treat as upcoming snack but maybe something SMALLER.  I don't KNOW.  I've been enjoying CARAMEL HEALTH SEASALT BARS but I can only get them intermittently from Amazon Fresh which we don't get all the time AND it's not always in stock.  Still though IF I WANT IT I SHOULD HAVE IT.  None of this RATIONING THINGS I REALLY LIKE bullcrap.  What if I over-ration and then I can re-up with it while still having some left over.  Then I look like a FOOL don't I.  Not really.  Then I can eat it more for THAT time period.  I DUNNO THE POINT IS I FORGET.  Last 2 or 3 times I got Sicilian Slices.  TIME TO GO BACK TO THE CLASSIC.  Triangle Slices.  That's what they're called right.  Hmm.  Is it a triangle.  I feel like somehow the crust usually feels horizontal but MATHEMATICALLY, GEOMETRICALLY, the crust has gotta be on a curve, right?  Because it's part of a circle?  But IN PRACTICE somehow your standard slice of pizza FEELS like a triangle with a horizontal crust.  GO FIGURE.
   Or not.  UP TO YOU.  What else is up.  Somewhere along the line I just decided yeah pizza is pizza but what I really think of pizza is pizza with garlic.  I guess about a year and change ago!  When we started getting deliveries every day again after Extreme Quarantine.  I don't like having to get it each time specifically.  But I ENJOY IT.  Hmm wonder what pizza would be like without garlic.  It's BEEN A WHILE.  UNTRUE.  I've had frozen Super Market pizza without garlic in that time period.  HMM I MAKE AN INTERESTING COUNTERPOINT TO THE OTHER MYSELF.  What else is up.  Anyway.  Gonna have a nice B- day coming up.  Not a lot of obligations at all.  I never have obligations.  Yeah but this time around I STILL have no obligations.  Also lately Met game becomes obligation.  I enjoy it but I don't like being FORCED to consider having it as part of my day.  Night game today.  COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.  Good entertainment for night time.  NO obligations during THE DAY is the point.  WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT.
    It wasn't that odd what I was talking about!  Pretty straightforward thinking!  I think you're wrong for being confused.  Very wrong!  What else is up.  Breezin' through these paragraphs.  Get to No Obligation Portion Of Day all the sooner!  Feel like I got too much sugar eating all the breakfast treats.  An hour or two later I just felt weird and I associated it with hmm kinda feels like too much sugar somehow.  That's why bange eatings get out of control.  You start to feel weird by eating too much of the same thing-- Often SOME kind of sugar-- so you figure well I know how to get out of this feeling, eat MORE things.  DIFFERENT KINDS OF SUGAR to cancel the first one out.  Not sure there are different kinds of sugar.  SURE THERE ARE.  Well maybe not different kinds of sugar.  But feeling not so good because of too much one thing can be cancelled out by immediately eating too much of another thing.  That's the point!  I'll be back in a little bit.

That's How I Feel More Or Less

    Hey friends!  Time to write five paragraphs.  Then the rest of the day begins.  Well I could say that after EVERY microactivity.  AND I DO!  But most microactivities aren't Acts Of Entry.  Only three of those a day!  Probably a dozen, half a dozen microactivities a day.  The point is what else.  What to do with the Afternoon.  Don't wanna do Tales From That Crypt.  But what other options do I have.  Watch THE BUBBLE.  It didn't get great reviews!  Well what's your other option NOT watching it?  HOW IS THAT AN OPTION?  Easy just don't watch it.  NOPE I'M POT COMMITTED TO WATCHING JUDD APATOW MOVIES SORRY.  I liked Judd Apatow book.  Of his interviews with comedians over his life.  Dating back to high school.  I think he wrote a follow up book with the same premise.  I could get that!  And read it!  I dunno READING?  Is that something I REALLY wanna incorporate into my life?  Am I REALLY comfortable with that?  Gonna have to think on that some.
     Hmm.  Time to start calling Scherzer Old Man Scherzer.  He's earned some respect at this point.  From now on he's just MAN SCHERZER.  Every fifth start we give the ball to Man Scherzer.  Is he old?  I dunno!  Nobody is gonna say so explicitly for fear of enraging this man.  Also GOING BALD.  I see him developing a nice bald spot in the back of his head.  That's no reason to hold something against the man.  Sure.  I went bald for a while.  Then they injected some crap into my scalp.  Then I stopped going bald.  This all happened over the course of 2 months at most.  So the point is nothing wrong with Being Going Bald.  MUCH BETTER than Being Already Bald.  Enjoy Being Going Bald while it lasts!  Hmm.  Lots of baseball players have weird haircuts and facial hair.  And noticing that I realized well I guess lots of PEOPLE just have weird haircuts and facial hair.  And this is the only time I'm Seeing Real People.  I don't go out and about.  And they don't show Real People on most TV.  They show ACTORS.  WHO HAVE HIDDEN AGENDAS TO NOT LOOK LIKE REAL PEOPLE BUT BETTER.
     The point is hey how about that interesting beard I hope that's in style it must be because I see the other people on the other team have those beards too.  Hope it's all working out for the best xoxo.  I dunno.  Of course I'm not happy with my own beard.  Can't grow a good beard at all!  Happy with no facial hair.  There' nothing complicated about that.  No Facial Hair will ALWAYS be in style because IT'S THE EASIEST AND MOST BASELINE THING TO DO.  I dunno I can see some Eras Of Human History, either in the past or future, where we HATE men with no facial hair.  I don't know WHY it would happen but hey MUCH weirder things have happened in ERAS of history.  LOOK could I have future ham sandwich instead of future salami sandwich.  Yes obviously.  But today is Salami's day to shine.  I feel this shouldn't be too controversial a statement.  Good because It Isn't.  GOOD then we're all happy aren't we.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Hope no problem uploading this to internet!  That'd mean I'd have to do a chore and a half.  Well one chore.  Troubleshooting and/or Customer Support.  But the time and effort committed equals A Chore AND A HALF.
     AT THE LEAST!!!  Penultimate paragraph.  FORGET ICE CREAM.  Upcoming snack may be BIRTHDAY CAKE Fiber Brownie.  I haven't had this flavor in like TWO MONTHS.  What's THAT all about.  I remember sometimes being pleased with it and sometimes being displeased with it.  Gotta hope against hope I'm pleased with it Upcoming Time I Eat It.  THEN AGAIN maybe I wanna SAVE a time I'm pleased with it.  Be displeased with it this upcoming time so that I bank an extra time in the future where I'm pleased with it.  That sounds like a cool responsible forward thinking way to go about things.  Nah let's just be pleased with it upcoming time.  I'm IN THE MOOD to be pleased by my snacks today.  What else is up and crap.  Whose pitching for the Metropolitans tonight.  My guess is Chris Bassit.  Also my guess is the person who I'm thinking of's name is Accurately Chris Bassit.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  He's pitching AND it's his name BUT there's an extra, "T," at the end of his name!  Pretty close!  Wait, no.  There's an extra, "T," as the PENULTIMATE letter of his last name.  Oh right that makes more sense.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Wonderful.  Gonna have a nice walk and shower experience and then move on to other microactivities and whatknot.  That's fun.  Got credit card bill today.  Could have SWORN I got like a 25 dollar charge from Drug Store for when I bought Lots Of Candy.  Turns out highest charge was like nine dollars.  I GUESS THE CANDY WAS CHEAPER THAN I THOUGHT.  IN RETROSPECT THAT SOUNDS A LOT MORE ACCURATE.  For some reason I thought a bag of Mimi Crunch Bars-- a relatively big bag with a lot of them!-- was like 19 dollars.  NOW I THINK THAT'S A BIT HIGH.  Musta been calculating with my stomach not my head.  To my stomach WOW THIS IS WORTH MORE THAN ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD.  DELICIOUS CRUNCH BARS AND I'M JUST EATING ALL OF THEM!  THIS IS PRICELESS.  And by priceless I mean about 19 dollars.  Either way I also bought a single or two single other regular candy bars or something with that purchase.  Who can remember.  The point is when was last bange.  About a week ago.  Possibly even slightly more than a week ago!  YEAH.  Let's keep it going!  GREAT.  I'll see you guys and gals tomorrow.

-11:30 A.M.

Tuesday, April 19, 2022

Well How About That

    Hey!  Got ZOOM appointment in an hour and five-teens minutes.  Will I finish act I before then?  I'd say about 66.7% chance I will!  That's about how long it takes normally IN MY HEAD but in practice I'd say usually 5-10 minutes before that amount ON AVERAGE.  So we got that going for Me.  Had good diet day yesterday until nighttime!  Had three MightNight breakfast treat snacks.  HOWEVER I already broached the topic of me having a bunch of them as a meal with my Dad.  Somehow it came up naturally.  And he wasn't like you're not making sense I'm worried.  I was like well is it that different from eating a Belgian waffle as a meal and he was like HMM INTERESTING.  The point is RIGHT NOW I feel I'd prefer something more savory or lunch.  But I could always have Turkey Part II for lunch and Treats for dinner.  DON'T WANNA ORDER ANYTHING NEW GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  That's it.  That's the paragraph.
    Watched the newest THE BATMAN yesterday.  Pretty good!  Not a lot of Bruce Wayne relative to Batman.  This sucker is 3 hours long and we see Bruce Wayne for maybe two minu... WAIT SPOILER ALERT.  Nevermind.  Maybe we see Bruce Wayne a lot, maybe we don't!  YA DON'T KNOW.  Also they feature Nirvana song which EXCITED ME.  HEY I KNOW THIS SONG.  WONDERFLU.  Who owns the rights to Nirvana.  Is it Michael Jackson.  CAUSE IF IT IS... he made some money from this film!  Posthumously.  Anyway.  Was there anyone concerned about Michael Jackson being CANCELLED while he was alive.  Well sure but not using that word.  Michael will JACK your son.  JACK OFF.  Because he's a Pedophile Pervert.  How do we know your son isn't grown.  We don't!  NO SPOILERS.  Maybe your son is a grown man, maybe he's not!  Nevermind.  YEP THAT WAS THE ALBUM THE SONG WAS FROM.  Touche!  Anyway pretty good movie.  NO SPOILERS but the Riddle never says RIDDLE ME THIS, RIDDLE ME THAT... at all.
     Hmm.  Lesser likely possibilities for lunch-- Chinese Food.  If I could get it for just one meal HELL YEAH.  But I'd have to commit to three meals.  And it's unhealthy and high in calorie meals!  NOT A GOOD OPTION.  Other option-- have sandwich I'd been saving for next week.  I GET TWO WEEKSWORTH DELI MEATS.  Half a pound.  One quarter pound sandwich one week, one the next.  I COULD HAVE ONE OF NEXT WEEKS FOR LUNCH TODAY.  Makes sense.  FEELS WRONG but makes sense.  Hmm.  Had 40% of muffin with sandwich yesterday.  Not great!  Good enough!  But I feel MUFFINS CAN DO BETTER.  Anyway.  Is it bad that The Batman confused me because no other Batmen show up in the movie.  I thought that's what movies were now.  GLAD they aren't.  But CONFUSING.  It'll take me some getting used to.  Also I still haven't' seen The Spidermen movie.  Can't wait!  Sam Raimi Spidermen were a big part of my 2000's life!  I dunno about BIG PART.  I was a GOOD FAN though.  Also NO SPOILERS maybe other Batmen show up.  I ain't sayin'!  Hmm.
     National Food Of The Tomorrow Is.. wait a second crap.  I remember seeing there's like five of them.  I didn't register what any were.  But I remember a lot.  Okay FINE let's go through them.  National FOODS of the tomorrow are... Lima Bean Respect Day, National Banana Day, National Cheddar Fries Day, and National Pineapple Upside Cake.  First of all are you sure you don't mean UPSIDE-DOWN?  Upside?  Are you trying to say there's AN UPSIDE to eating Pineapple Cake?  Either way NO I DON'T RESPECT LIMA BEANS.  Either way SURE BANANA DAY I'M NEUTRAL ON THAT.  Cheddar Fries day WHATEVER I DON'T CARE LEAVE ME ALONE.  Only four Foods for tomorrow.  Good.  Room for a fifth!  National Pepper Jack Fries Day.  YEAH.  Whatever.  At the rate I'm writing I'm gonna be done with act with plenty of time.  DANGIT.  Maybe get Chinese Food.  It'd be DELICIOUS.  NO ONE IS DEBATING THAT.  But UNHEALTHY, HIGH CALORIES, GOTTA EAT IT 3 DAYS IN A ROW.  NO ONE IS DEBATING THAT EITHER. I'm the only one here.  I can do a MOCK DEBATE with myself.  Do both arguments academically and in earnest.  But that's just an ACADEMIC debate.  Not a REAL WORLD debate.  With REAL STAKES.
     Hmm.  Had Pop Tart and Ice Cream Sandwich for breakfast.  Good ol' dependable dessert breakfast.  Yeah!  Mets doubleheader today.  One game at 3:10 and one game at 7:40!  I can watch Them Mets all day!  Also finished the most recent cycle of Tales From That Crypt yesterday!  It'd be weird if I finished a NON most recent cycle yesterday.  I guess I COULD have.  If I finished a cycle, then quickly cycle throughed it AGAIN.  That way I did complete a not-most-recent cycle.  HMM.  What else is up.  NO SPOILERS but I like how nobody cares who Batman is.  In other Batmen it's kind of part of the plot, either tangentially or relevantly, HMM WHO IS BATMAN THIS IS IMPORTANT.  This one everyone is just like FINE THERE'S A BATMAN.  LET'S RESPECT HIS PRIVACY.  DOESN'T MATTER WHO HE IS.  I LIKE IT.  Leaves Batman more room to focus on his job and not concealing his identity.  WHO gets Nirvana money and HOW MUCH did they get from this movie.  My guess is the living members of Nirvana such as The Dave Grohl and/or Courtney Loved.  LEMME LTURQ.  Courtney Love owns 98% of royalties for Nirvana I think.  THAT SEEMS HIGH.  Maybe The Dave Grohl sold his stake to Courtney Love.  For things!  Like money maybe!  If you're gonna sell something Go With Getting Money Back In Return.  That's my first instinct!  COFFEE TIME!
     98% of the band's publishing rights does Courtney Loved own.  That very well may be different than moneys accumulated from letting Batmen play your song in the background.  I don't CARE anymore. I KIND OF care.  But I wanna move on all the same!  How did Breakfast Treats for lunch come up organically with my Dad.  WELL my Mom has just gotten like half a dozen packages or SHERBERT/SORBET.  And he joked that's what she was gonna have for dinner.  Not really a joke.  Kind of just accurate.  But I was like well you joke about that, BUT... also it wasn't a joke.  But either way it led me into I'm gonna have dumb dessert snack for meal ON THE REAL.  So anyway.  Probably should do that for lunch.  I don't know how I made it into a dimension where eating 7 Breakfast Treats for lunch is the most responsible thing to do but somehow we arrived at this point.  So there's that!  What else.  TWITTER PERSONALITY joined International Army Combat Unit or something to fight in Ukraine.  Let's be fair he's a talking head personality too.  Probably an academic and/or law and/or politician person.  Probably has a military background actually.  YEAH.  THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.  Anyway good for him.  Hope he doesn't get killed.  That would make us feel bad.  Unless he takes down a lot of people with him.  ENEMY PEOPLE.  Then we have to measure feeling bad that he died to feeling GOOD that other people died.  Hmm.
     Seventh paragraph!  Sweet!  Let's see.  Since physiatrist recommended taking Klonopin at bedtime to help keep me asleep so I don't MightNight Snack, there has been some difference!  Instead of pretty much every night eating, now it's like 50-75%!  Tough to estimate.  Let's say closer to 75%!  Great just great.  Also I snack LESS.  That's great just great, too!  What else is up.  CAN I WORK IN A POP TART TO LUNCH.  If I had 1 Pop Tart and The Rest Breakfast Treats, how many Breakfast Treats is that.  I thin Five.  Now that's exciting.  What if I had TWO pop tarts.  How many breakfast treats would THAT be.  I guess 2.5, 3.  What if I had THREE POP TARTS.  That's Zero breakfast Treats.  HMM THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST OPTION.  But then I'm still stuck with Breakfast Treats!  I don't wanna be stuck with them!  I'll eat them irresponsibly!  Hmm gotta think about this one.  Also I never said anything to my dad about eating POP TARTS as a lunch.  We're not agreed upon with that!  Hmm. 
    How's Jumanji Williams doing in Governor Race.  NOT MAKING FUN OF HIS NAME.  I'm CLOSER to his name than the average person.  You're saying HUMANE Williams.  That's more far off then Jumanji.  I FEEL BAD NONETHELESS.  How name is Ju-mahn-e.  Right?  Lemme LTURQ AGAIN.  YEP.  It's Jumangi without the second, GUH sound.  Anyway he's not polling that well to be competitive but let's turn that around.  All he needs is some press!  Probably.  Also more people to respond to pollsters saying that they support him.  That will get his poll numbers up like nothing else would!  The point is hmm.  What's next big Jewish Holiday.  I feel like there's a big chunk in middle of year (CHRISTIAN YEAR) without any big Jewish Holidays.  LEMME LTURQ.  YEP.  Not a BIG ONE until Rosh Hashunah.  New years.  In Christian Years it's September.  OH WELL.  I can learn about and celebrate lesser holidays.  Nah I think I'm good.  Got enough Jewish Holidays floating around in my head.  Let's move on!
     Ninth paragraph!  WAY ahead of schedule in terms of finishing before ZOOM.  Either write an extra paragraph and two and then kill time on twitter or just go straight to killing time on twitter!  Amazing!  LOOK was I intimated to watch The Batman at first?  Yes!  ONE-- too long.  TWO-- don't feel comfortable with Robert Pattinson.  Sex symbol for young ladies.  Doesn't seem right.  They should want to have sex with me not this guy.  This hardly seems fair.  But he had a mask on for almost the entire time he was on screen so I GUESS I'm okay with that. THAT COULD BE ME IN THE MASK.  EXCEPT FOR HIS HEIGHT.  AND THE WAY HIS BOTTOM FACE LOOKS.  AND ALSO I DON'T HAVE ANY MASKS LET ALONE A HIGH QUALITY BATMAN MASK.  The point is FINE I'll root for Heartthrob Batman.  Not HAPPY about it.  But I'll do it nonetheless!  Hmm.  I'm glad I forgot who played the Riddler.  I feel like I read it at some point but forgot during the film and then when we see him I was like OH YEAH I THINK I REMEMBER READING THAT.  NO SPOILERS.  I don't think that's a spoiler.  KIND OF is.  Implies it's someone I/We would recognize.  NOPE.  YA DON'T KNOW THAT.  GET IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD.  NOW!
     Tenth paragraph of the act!  Jeez I could even fit in another walk before Zoom Appointment.  Cutting it a bit too close though.  If it was another 10 minutes I'd do that.  Hmm maybe I should do it anyway.  NAH CUTTING IT TOO CLOSE.  What else is up.  The point is I spoiled a lot of small things for The Batman.  Nothing BIG.  Oh well that's life.  Me spoiling things for people.  DEAL WITH IT.  Was able to fit everything I had into Cabinets.  I know you were worried based on last entry whether I could fit all of my snacks and back-up snacks in cabinets.  I WAS.  WHEW.  DODGED THAT BULLET.  What else is up.  The point is it's very hard to rank Batmen.  Each incarnation offers something different!  I think I can comfortably say Christopher Nolan Batmen are the best.  But they're DIFFERENT.  Also Never seen Ben Affleck Batman.  Seems kind of weird.  I like Batmen!  Oh well such is life no going back now.  There's still plenty of time in my life to see Ben Affleck Batman.  You'd think so wouldn't you.  Hey I'll be back a little bit later.

I Guarantee More Words

    Took a walk before ZOOM appointment!  Also Now I'm excited about Breakfast Treat Lunch!  Now we're all caught up.  IN FACT just had a Breakfast Treat for snack.  Now I think I'll have 1 left over after lunch.  NOT GONNA BINGE ON ONE BREAKFAST TREAT.  NOT POSSIBLE.  KINDA POSSIBLE.  NOT REALLY.  IT CAN START A BINGE OF OTHER THINGS.  BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT.  Anyway.  What's up in the wide world of sports.  The point is I wake up each morning and start planning day and allow a certain amount of time or Act I in planning in my head and I always go under it lately.  GREAT.  Good to be ahead o schedule and not behind schedule.  I dunno.  Probably good to be behind schedule in certain circumstances.  Anyway having Breakfast Treat as snack got be PRIMED for eating them as lunch.  Gonna be a blast and a half.  HEY.  Went from seeing Zoom Physiatrist Maintenance 10 minutes from every month to every 8 weeks.  I GOT TO ADMIT I'M GETTING BETTER.  I'M GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME.
     Sure why not.  Probably gonna have another snack before lunch at some point.  Thinking about delicious Personal Cup Of Ice Cream stuffed into Personal Small Cake Cone.  DELICIOUS.  Sounds fun.  What do I got going on today.  Met Game All The Time.  What should I do before Met game and or inbetween Met games and or instead of Met games.  HMM.  Probably best thing to do with Met game is let them play out for a while then fast forward through it and only watch Interesting Parts.  YEAH!  Hardcore!  What else is up.  No I'm not gonna respect Lima Beans.  Not today, not ever!  Well maybe I should respect everyone and anything.  That's being a good person.  Show some respect to anything even Lima Beans.  FINE I CAN ADMIT WHEN I'M WRONG.  I'M A BIG MAN.  I respect Lima Beans.  I don't personally want to eat them or enjoy what they're all about.  But I can RESPECT them nonetheless.  What else is up.  Turkey Dinner Part I was great!  Good turkey.  Good stuffing!  BAKED POTATO!  You know all that jazz.  I dislike Muffin.  This muffin wasn't the best muffin first of all.  FINE tasting.  I LIKED IT.  But I think I could do better re: muffins tasting.  ALSO generally muffin gonna leave you hungrier than before.  Been my experience!  Anyway.  THEN AGAIN.  As a kid when we were getting Dunkin Donuts and other people were getting donuts SURE I would err on the side of Chocolate Chip Muffin.  BUT I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE.  Well I am in many ways.  BUT THAT'S LIFE.
     Sure.  What else is up.  It seems weird that you can just join an unaffiliated with nation army and fight in wars and that's just something people do.  Something about it just feels wrong.  I mean sure in wars that we all agree are justified it feels KIND OF okay.  But wars are complicated!  Feels like if you're fighting in a war on the wrong side you're suddenly out of town terrorists or something.  HMM.  Are most terrorists Out Of Town.  My guess is YES.  You wanna terrorize SOME OTHER town.  Your town is fine.  Nothing wrong with your town!  What else is going on.  SURE at some point I transitioned to Marble Frosted Donuts.  That became my go-to after Chocolate Chip Muffins.  And I guess theoretically is STILL my go to.  Haven't gotten Dunkin Donuts other than once a few weeks ago at all in the last 2 years.  And now they don't make marble frosted anymore.  But CHOCOLATE or VANILLA FROSTED is close enough.  I get the same thing JUST ONE FLAVOR AT A TIME.  The point is GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
     Hmm.  Is there supposed to be sequels to This The Batman.  Lemme LTURQ.  Apparently the plan is for it to be a trilogy.  GREAT.  I LIKE TRILOGIES.  Nothing wrong with a good trilogy.  Well DUH but what about a bad trilogy.  At least something wrong with a bad trilogy.  Probably multiple things!  I feel very strongly about this.  Anyway how would Kurt Cobain feel about being Batman Propaganda.  The song is supposed to make us identify with Batman.  That's BATMAN PROPAGANDA.  This is a tough one.  My first instinct is he would hate it but then my second instinct is he wouldn't care and then my third instinct is he wouldn't like it and then my fifth instinct is he would like it and then my seventeenth instinct is He's Dead He Can't Like OR Dislike Things and that's his choice not ours.  The point is Great Just Great.  I feel like I've enjoyed some cinnamon rolls in my life.  Probably in an era where I was overweight.  As a kid I ate a lot of crap all the time and wasn't overweight.  By the time I got into cinnamon buns I was overweight.  I feel like that was probably mostly FROM CARTS.  Maybe Dunkin Donuts sold them to me sometimes.  But probably from The Food Carts.
     YEAH.  Last paragraph of the act.  Wonderflu.  CROISSANTS.  For a while that was my go-to from Dunkin Donuts.  The point is we all go through phases in life of what our go-to from Dunkin Donuts are.  Well I did at least.  I can't speak for you.  E-mail me if you went through phases.  I don't care WHAT the phases were.  Just-- phases or not?  And how many.  Also I'm not telling you my e-mail.  It's at the bottom of the page.  So I am telling you indirectly.  I guess.  Maybe health Ice Cream Bar instead of Ice Cream Cone.  I DON'T KNOW.  MAYBE NOTHING.  I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANY OF THIS.  It hasn't HAPPENED yet.  How could you know about something that hasn't happened.  IMPOSSIBLE.  I guess.  What if I stuff Health Ice Cream bar into Cone.  Ice Cream Bar is too firm.  Well I could figure it out somehow.  Sure SOMEHOW.  Anyway that's it for now.  Be back with act III in a little bit!

Terrible Entry.  TERRIBLE!

    Hey!  Figure next snack SHOULD IT OCCUR will be Breakfast Treat.  That way I will be Over And Done with them after lunch.  GREAT.  Also what else is up.  Got coffee goin on right now.  Some SPRITE.  Five paragraphs to WRITE.  That's a rhyme ALRIGHT?  Write and Right.  Too close to being the same thing.  Not happy with that rhyme.  Well I wasn't gonna be happy with it anyway.  Now I just have another reason.  Anyway let's knock these last five paragraphs out.  Of the park.  Or just out.  Knocking them out means getting them done with quickly and efficiently.  Knocking them out of the park means doing a good ob with them.  Not ready to commit to that.  In fact I'm more or less ready to commit NOT to that.  But the point is everything will end and that's good news!  Gotta start over Drug Inventory.  Got about 2 dozen or more pill containers.  Started keeping inventory half a year ago on my parent's advice.  Over time stopped keeping meticulous track.  GOTTA START ALL OVER.  GREAT CHORE.  20 MINUTE CHORE.  PRODUCTIVE AND FUN.  I'm excited about it.
     What else is up.  Also I could use some new spiral notebooks.  This would be a great way to start off one of them.  But I need a second one, too.  FOR FUN.  And a third one, too!  For somewhere BETWEEN FUN AND WORK.  Hmm.  I like spiral notebooks.  IF YOU KNOW A BETTER WAY TO KEEP PIECES OF PAPER TOGETHER I'D LIKE TO SEE IT.  Always hated binders in school.  Sure they're convenient because you can move looseleaf papers around.  But I just don't like it!  CLUNKY.  Too much work moving things around.  TOO HARD.  I could hurt myself or someone else with a binder.  Not with a spiral notebook!  Unless I unravel some of the spiral and then stab someone with it.  But that would happen on purpose.  Hard to make that happen by accident!  And if I'm doing it on purpose presumably I have some good reason to do it so it's not a bad thing to happen at all.  Binders are dangerous too for Stabbings.  You're constantly doing and undoing the Metal Rings within the binder.  You're gonna stab your fingers lightly ALL THE TIME.  Be careful out there!
     Third paragraph of the act.  Hmm.  Turkey Part II tonight.  Super Market Turkey Meatloaf tomorrow lunch.  Hopefully pizza tomorrow night!  WOW PIZZA.  I like the sound of that.  Because I'm a child.  Look adults are excited about pizza too.  We should be!  It's great!  But we just don't let on how excited we are.  That's my impression at least.  I remember once or twice as a kid there was a Destination Birthday Party at a place where the premise is you make your own pizza.  You put together the ingredients and then they put it in the oven and then presumably you get the one you made to eat.  NOT A FAN.  I'm not GREAT at making pizza as a nine year old.  CAN'T WE HAVE A PROFESSIONAL DO THIS?  I'm PAYING EXTRA (the family of the birthday boy is paying extra) TO DO THE WORK FOR YOU and the product is EVEN WORSE THAN OTHERWISE.  Then again I also don't like the birthday boy.  This birthday destination party happened either once or twice and the one I remember NOT A FAN OF THE KID WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT WAS!  That could taint this entire enterprise in my memory.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Haven't used loose leaf papers in a while.  Oh well.  Anyway.  What do I got in store to watch on the television set before Met game.  Feel I should wait a day or two to start back up with Tales From That Crypt.  I'll get around to going through it once more time!  Just give me A BREAK FOR A DAY OR TWO JESUS CHRIST ALL I WANT IS A SHORT RESPITE.  Sure I know words like, "Respite."  What else is up.  I usually have these breakfast treats one at a time By Hand.  Lunch?  Layin' em all out ON A PLATE.  See my pretties all lined up in a row.  Go through them one bite by one bite.  Gonna be fun that's all I'm sayin'!  At least we got to eat the pizza that we made.  Woulda seemed wrong if we made pizza and then they just served that to other paying customers.  Anyway.  Kid was delivering my Amazon Fresh orders yesterday!  An adult was driving the car and she had a kid with her (HER CHILD?) and the kid was the one bringing the bags from the car to my door.  10 year old kid.  That seems kind of cute but KIND OF ILLEGAL?  I COULD report this to the authorities but I THINK the kid was having fun.  It's all in good fun!  Then again I'M ONTO YOU AMAZON LADY WHO WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HER KID WHILE DOING HER JOB AND THEN MAKING THE KID DO HALF THE JOB.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Wonderflu.  Hopefully no problem uploading this sucker to the internet.  I don't like problems.  All in all I'd probably be happy with ZERO problems.  You'd think well maybe the ideal amount of problems is VERY FEW.  Zero just doesn't sound right.  But I dunno!  Maybe ZERO IS the ideal amount of problems.  Hmm.  What else.  Got to look at myself on video from ZOOM Appointment again!  That's always fun.  HEY THAT'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE THIS WEEK.  INTERESTING, VERY INTERESTING.  So I got that going for me.  Maybe some sort of movie I can watch before Mets Game.  Also if I need extra time NO PROBLEM.  Let some Mets Game Innings Accumulate so I can fast forward through them to Interesting Parts.  Hmm.  I'll keep you updated on this situation after it has progressed to completion.  The point is do I respect lima bean?  I mean.  Sure.  My INSTINCT is not to but everything deserves some basic level of respect.  Either way hey I'll see ya tomorrow!

-11:38 A.M.

Monday, April 18, 2022

You Leave Me With No Choice

    Hi!  A little bit behind schedule today.  About an hour, an hour and a half.  Depending on what you consider the schedule!  The point is I'll survive.  Got an Amazon FRESH delivery coming this afternoon!  Some stuff I can use immediately, some stuff I'm getting as Back Up!  Had ice cream sandwich and Hearty Quest Bar for breakfast.  Looked at the nutritional info.  For 180 calories this sucker has FIFTY PERCENT of BOTH daily fiber and daily protein!  WOW.  NOW I'M HEALTHY.  Before eating this Dependable Hearty Bar I was unhealthy and now it's all been turned around.  Anyway.  Got a third of the egg whites I made last week to finish.  I made em, what, Thursday?  Gotta finish em tomorrow!  THEY'LL GO BAD.  Anyway DAD IS OFF TO THE BANK.  MOM IS ASLEEP.  When the Somethings away, the Other Things Come Out To Play!  I think MICE.  For some reason I'm imagining Mouses Comes Out To Play.  Lemme LTURQ.  That can't be right.  Or it MUST be right.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  When the cats away the mice will play.
    I was kind of hoping I was wrong about mice.  And it was evidence of a deteriorated mind.  Turns out I'm a genius which is a good back up 2nd place conclusion to reach.  What else.  Evening Met game tonight.  I can enjoy that.  I enjoy lots of stuff!  What else.  Lunch today'll either be Ham Sandwich of Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti.  Last 2 Super Market meals I got for the week!  WOW I GOT AN ENTIRE HALF A WEEK WITHOUT ANY SUPER MARKET RESPONSIBILTIES.  If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is!  It doesn't sound too good to be true.  Then it probably isn't!  Look presumably I LIKE these meals I'm getting and WANT to eat them.  Yeah but still I don't like being BOXED IN.  When the cat's away he boxes in the mice for later.  What else.  From watching Lonoey Tunes or some other cartoons I kind of imagined the most houses have little holes in the wall where mice come in and out of.  And I always felt lucky I didn't have that.  Or concerned I did have that and didn't know about that.  Hmm.  Lemme lturq.  PERCENTAGE OF HOUSES WITH MICE HOLES AND MICE.  I'm seeing confirmation that it at least USED to be a thing.  Not sure how common.  TOM AND JERRY.  I'm assuming Tom is the mouse.  Then again I dunno.  Neither are great names for either mice or cats.
     Sure!  Another productive day yesterday all around including not indulging in Banges.  What else is up.  I don't think there's a National Food Of Tomorrow.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE.  So let's make it right now.  National Food Of The Tomorrow Day is... GUM.  BAD GUM.  NOT GOOD GUM.  Okay.  Not sure why.  But that's Settled Law now.  Can't overturn settled law!  Unless you disagree with it politically.  Then Oh Well Guess You Can Do Whatever You Want.  Got ZOOM appointment with physiatrist tomorrow morning.  Don't let me forget!  Don't make me remember either.  Stay out of this situation altogether.  I don't need you to start interacting with me.  This is a one way street!  From me to you.  WAIT A SECOND what if I wanna get back from where I started.  Make a couple of turns.  No one said this is a dead end street.  I'll figure out a way to make it back!  I don't like Dead End Streets.  Unless I live at them.  At the end of them.  MUCH easier to defend.  Huh.
     Hmm.  If I was in Ukraine and I was defending Ukraine against Russian troops what would my specialty be.  Everyone's gotta have a specialty.  Well this is easy lure them down dead end streets where the rest of my friends are highly fortified.  LIKE LEADING MICE TO CATS.  Try not to get killed while the troops are following me.  That's KEY to this entire situation.  I get killed that's no good for anyone!  Anyway.  Maybe QUICKLY LEARN how to be a sharp shooter.  Sniping is probably relatively safe.  Unless there's a sniper sniping you.  Which is OFTEN the case.  Hmm.  Maybe I should be one of the persons who retreats with civilians to make sure they're safe.  Just flee the area to HELP people somehow.  That sounds productive.  What else is going on and crap.  HEY TAD DANSON AND MARY STEINBURGEN are still married.  Was talking to my Dad about it.  I thought they weren't!  GOOD FOR THEM LOVE CONQUERS ALL.  Actually love conquers very little.  Good for those involved!  No doubt about that!  But what good does it do EVERYONE ELSE.
     Okay.  What exactly is bad gum.  Could be bad flavor of gum.  Could be bad brand of gum!  Could be something that ISN'T EVEN GUM.  Look a Chocolate Chip Pancake is delicious but it'd be BAD GUM.  Also thinking about CCP for dinner tonight.  That's where that comes from.  YES I KNOW that would leave over a pancake for breakfast and I can't have it tomorrow because of Egg White and I also have a Muffin In Stock from when my Mom got muffins and I committed myself to eating one.  I'LL BE OKAY ALL IN ALL IS THE POINT.  What else is up.  Maybe oatmeal raisin cookie as upcoming snack.  Nice hearty delicious oatmeal raisin fiber cookie.  OR IMPULSE DANGEROUS Chocolate Chunk cookie.  I survived the danger last time I had it yesterday or the day before!  I may survive it again!  WHAT FUN DANGER IS EXCITING.  Rodney Dangerfield.  Probably lots of landmines on the field.  That would make a field very dangerous.  Anyway time for coffee. 
     Sure.  What else is up.  Any exciting day today.  TARTAR DAY happen yet?  Lemme consult World Travel Calendar.  TARTAN DAY WAS THE SIXTH.  We're WAY past Tartan day.  Anyway great.  Remember that movie THREE HUNDRED.  It was about SPARTANS.  HIGHLY STYLIZED or something.  Yep I remember that.  Might not have been about Spartans.  But generally more or less the same idea.  What else is going on and crap.  Mom just cut herself sliver of muffin and recommended it.  GREAT.  I'll finish THAT ONE for breakfast.  They SAY the calories are right what I want but I don't trust it!  Gotta be more!  Gonna have the one with a sliver cut off.  YOU IDIOTS.  Hmm.  Today gonna be pushed back a bit.  Not as much time to do Random Recreationals in mid-day.  GOOD.  Anyway what else is up.  Been settling into having a MightNight Snack but the smallest amount possible.  Like 40-60 calories a night.  SETTLE.  THAT'S SETTLED LAW NOW.  CAN'T GO BACK.  Unless Clarence Thomas disagrees politically.  Then OH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO.  Probably impeach him.  NOPE WE CAN'T DO THAT.
     Citizen's Impeachment!  NOPE NOT A THING.  Until Republicans are in power.  Then gotta imagine we'll be hearing a lot about Citizens Impeachment of Joe Biden.  Why are they waiting to be in power?  Because I dunno a lot of this doesn't make sense.  JUST LIKE REAL LIFE.  Hmm.  The good news is the Democrats see they're on track to do terribly at November and are doing nothing.  GOOD GAME PLAN.  WAY TO GO.  Also good news is media sees us devolving into autocracy and lawlessness for the powerful and fascism and they're doing nothing.  GOOD GAME PLAN.  WAY TO GO.  OH WELL AT LEAST HERE WE'RE SAFE AND SOUND.  On the website!  UNTIL CLARENCE THOMAS TAKES IT DOWN FROM THE INTERNET.  In which case oh well what can ya do.  The website has lived a good life.  Been around a long time.  Can't complain at this point.  I wonder how long the entry has been good.  That's easy NEVER.  Ouch that hurts.  Makes me wanna frown.  I'll do it later I guess.
     Eighth paragraph!  Didn't get any Straight Up Cookies from Amazon Fresh.  No breakfast treats or assorted cookies or anything.  Feel SAD.  But it was the right move.  If I could just get like FOUR breakfast treats I'd do it.  I'd have to get like A DOZEN though.  Too risky!  Anyway what else is up.  DID get S'mores Pop Tarts.  I feel like I can have those responsibly.  Some breakfasts have Hearty Protein Fiber Bar with Ice Cream Sandwich, sometimes have S'more Pop Tart!  SAME AMOUNT OF CALORIES YOU IDIOTS.  Hmm.  Hey it's a new week.  Monday!  That's good news I guess.  Anything can happen.  My guess is there's a ratio of 2.5 to 1 Bad things to Good things that happen.  NOT BAD.  COULD BE WORSE.  That's the life I've settled for.  2.5 to 1 bad to good things happening and feeling okay with that.  WOW LEARNED HELPLESSNESS.  WONDERFUL.  That's kind of helplessness.  Feeling happy with not a lot.  More or less.
      Penultimate paragraph!  I think we're BORN helplessness and we either learn helpness or not!  What kinda baby can help himself.  Well we start off helpless, then we learn help, then we UNLEARN help at some point.  Oh okay now it makes sense.  Maybe some babies can take care of themselves.  Throughout the history of mankind must have been SOME babies that were like hey right away out of the womb I GOT THIS.  We just don't KNOW.  Anyway.  Lunch today!  Can't be bad.  Neither option I'm excited about.  But I'll be happy with whatever it turns out to be sure why not.  The Mets are playing THE GIANTS.  How big are the giants.  Are they just an inch or two on average taller than the average team?  That's still VERY impressive?  Or are they say all ten feet tall.  OR MAGNITUDES MORE THAN THAT.  The point is maybe they're too tall for baseball.  Maybe, maybe not.  I haven't really looked into the details yet and I probably never will!
     Last paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  HMM.  GETTING WAY TOO MANY BACK-UP THINGS.  I'm getting back ups to snacks I don't need back ups too.  WAY RUNNING OUT OF ROOM TO STORE BACK UPS.  Oh well I'll keep them safe and sound in my room.  That's not a recipe for disaster!  It's a recipe for DELICIOUSENSS.  The point is I'm getting Birthday Cake Flavored Fiber Brownie for first time in a few months and you know that can't be bad.  What else is up.  Oatmeal Raisin Cookie for upcoming snack after walk and with act II!  Dangit.  I have to wait an entire FOURTY MINUTES OR SO to have that.  OH WELL I've waited FOURTY minutes before for things and I'll probably do it again.  Hmm.  Maybe get Chicken Fingers.  CCP and Chicken Fingers.  Hmm.  Unless Clarence Thomas decides I can't get chicken fingers.  Then WHAT CAN I DO HE'S THE HIGHEST JUDGE IN THE LAND.  Hey that's life.  I'll be back in a little bit.

Don't Remind Me

    Hey!  Getting breakfast treats after all!  Something else became available on Amazon Fresh that my Mom wants and my Dad needs to pad the order so we're adding that.  GREAT I'M THRILLED.  Also just spent a few minutes re-arranging things In Cabinet so hopefully all the back-ups fit.  GREAT.  Had Chocolate Fiber Mocha Bar as snack.  NO REGRETS.  Anyway let's knock out this Part II and get to Part III where I MAY HAVE ANOTHER SNACK.  YEAH!  The point is I feel bad about taking up so much room with back-ups.  SOME back-ups were necessary.  I started off feeling justified with back-ups.  Then I started forgetting how many and which back-ups I have and now I have too many back-ups and I'm not gonna lie I feel kinda like a bad son!  Hmm.  What else is going on.  What am I thinking about for dinner now.  Can't remember.  Don't think I Settle Law'd on anything yet.  HAM SANDWICH FOR LUNCH THOUGH LET'S GO.
     Wonderflu.  Gotta lotta day left to live.  What to do.  Got 3 or 4 Tales From That Crypt left to watch.  Figure I can knock that out of the park.  Gotta answer form Amazon Delivery(s??!!) from 3 to 5 PM.  LUNCH AT BEGINNING OF THAT RANGE TOO.  OK CALM DOWN.  I CAN'T CALM DOWN I GET TO HAVE A SIDE WITH HAM SANDWICH AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT WILL BE.  Right now it's NOT GOOD.  I can't think of anything I'd REALLY like.  But I feel like I'll reach a point where I think of something that I'd REALLY like and be EXCITED about it.  Get me Some Sweet.  Not excited about Some Salty.  Hmm.  Maybe half the muffin with the sliver cut off.  HMM.  NOT A BAD IDEA ALL IN ALL.  That way I don't have to have it as a breakfast.  YEAH BUT WHAT DO I DO WITH OTHER HALF WITHOUT SLIVER.  That my friends is the question.  Well one of them.  Probably lots of questions overall out there.  Now I've added another one to the mix!  Hmm.  Save it for NEXT Sandwich Lunch.  May not be until FRIDAY OR LATER.  FINE IT'LL LAST.  FINE LET'S GO WITH THAT.
     Hmm.  EGG WHITES, TWO BREAKFAST TREATS, AND AN APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF CEREAL.  That's it.  That's the potential breakfast.  OR MORE CEREAL AND ONE BREAKFAST TREATS I DUNNO GONNA HAVE TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN IT'S ALL IN FRONT OF ME AT THE MOMENT OF CONSUMPTOIN.  Am I supposed to toast these Sandwich Thins or not.  I'm confused.  I went through the first 8 or 10 or so sandwiches without toasting them.  Pretty good!  Then I toasted a few!  I THINK that was pretty good.  Now each time I'm confused what to do.  ALSO do I cut them in half?  I think I've been HAPPIER when I don't but I still do it most often because it FEELS like the thing to do.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  One and a half breakfast treats per breakfast.  Look I'll figure this one out and keep you updated as it progresses.  Also got POP CHIPS in new order.  Forgot about that!  I'm down to only Cheez Its as Salty Snack option.  Pop Chips are necessary to get!  SOUR CREAM AND ONION.  WONDERFUL.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  That sort of thing.  LOOK maybe tomorrow or Wednesday I'll have pizza for dinner.  I want it AT SOME POINT this week.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF LETS KEEP IT GOING.  Don't want it tonight.  Just doesn't feel right for tonight.  GOOD I KEPT IT GOING MAYBE THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW THOUGH LET'S MOVE ON TO SOMETHING ELSE.  You're the boss!  Hmm.  IT APPEARS I ESTIMATED CORRECTLY.  Breakfast Treats come in pack of 12.  WELL THAT'S GREAT.  I did a good estimation.  I feel like I deserve some sort of treat for breakfast.  BUT AT ANY TIME.  What else is going on and crap.  MAYBE SNACK #2 IS HEALTH ICE CREAM BAR.  What else is going on and crap.  Starting to occur to me do I need to write an entry every morning.  Then it starts to occur to me yep I kind of do.  Gotta do something.  This is the Easiest Something I can think of!  So there's that.  Also it's a Routine Tradition.  If I stop doing this what else am I supposed to do.  NOTHING?  I DO ENOUGH OF THAT DURING THE OTHER PARTS OF THE DAY.  C"MON.
     Last paragraph.  HEY just found a shred of glass on my floor.  Last year around this time I was dropping glasses all over the place.  Odd that I suddenly see a shred now a year later.  VERY PECULLIAR.  I'll get to the bottom of this as soon as I start caring more and also figure out a way to get to the bottom of this.  Hmm.  What else.  Never had a breakfast of Just Breakfast Treats.  If I did it'd be Oh I Don't Know FOUR OF THEM.  So there's that.  Never had a LUNCH OR DINNER of just Breakfast treats.  If I did it'd be Oh I Don't Know SEVEN OR EIGHT of them.  Great!  I dunno.  Act just about over.  That's good news all around.  What else is up.  Are the Democrats running on anything this midterm?  As far as I can tell they're kinda just keeping to themselves and wondering how bad they'll get beaten by.  Gotta wonder if that'll pay off in the long run.  Hey time to take another break.  I'll be back soon!

It's Not That Bad An Entry

    HEY LET'S GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY.  Thinkin' turkey dinner for tonight and tomorrow.  WAS thinking GriddleCentric Meal for lunch tomorrow but now I'm legit thinking JUST SEVEN BREAKFAST TREATS.  Because I'm dumb!  The point is sure what else let's finish up this entry IN STYLE. The STYLE is DOING IT QUICKLY so I CAN MOVE ON WITH MY DAY.  Anyway.  LETS GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY I'M HAVING DELICIOUS CARMAEL PRETZEL CHOCOLATE BAR.  Presumably the NEXT THING I EAT WILL BE LUNCH.  Already told you about that!  HAM SANDWICH.  40% OF A MUFFIN.  LOOK I THINK WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE WITH HOW I'M LIVING MY LIFE.  What else is going on and crap.  Hopefully Amazon Fresh Delivery(S?) come ON THE EARLY SIDE of 3-5 PM.  So I can fit in a walk.  I'd say any time up to 4 PM is a win.  Even 4:15 PM.  After that MY DAY IS interrupted and I'm not 100% happy about things.  Then again what difference does it make we're all gonna die anyway.
     Hmm.  What else is up.  Coming up on time of the month the seasons change.  A THIRD INTO SPRING?!?!  It hasn't been That Springy YET.  Sure we've had a dozen or so More Or Less Spring Days.  But only 3-4 REAL SPRINGY days.  FINE IT'LL MAKE THE UPCOMING SPRINGY DAYS ALL THE SWEETER.  Or too sweet.  I've become accustomed to a palate of days where I may not be able to tolerate a Too Sweet Day.  GOOD.  PROBABLY BAD FOR YA.  GIVE YA TIMELINE DIABETES AND WHATKNOT.  Hmm.  I think I would really enjoy a lunch tomorrow of seven breakfast treats.  The question is will I have to justify it to my parents or not.  My Dad might say oops you ate a lot of these really quick.  And then I'd be like WELL THE THING ABOUT THAT IS... and then I tell him the horrifying truth.  That I ate them for lunch.  Only them.  Better than him thinking I'm out of control snacking.  I Don't Know IS IT?  Neither are great impressions on me.  THIS IS ALL MY MOM'S FAULT.  Had to pad out the order for her.  SURE IT WORKS IN MY FAVOR BECAUSE I MIGHT GET A KICK OUT OF THAT LUNCH BUT IS IT WORTH ALL THE NEGATIVES I DUNNO.
     What else.  I hope Ham is easy to peel out slice by slice so I can do exactly 50% of it for Lunch Sandwich.  Instead of just Guesstimating half of it.  I don't wanna have 40% of the ham with one sandwich and 60% o the ham with the other sandwich.  That's be a catastrophe of.. catastrophic... proportions.  Oh well we'll have to wait and see AND HOPE.  WHAT IF INSTEAD OF PEELING OFF SLICES I CUT IT IN HALF VERTICALLY.  Lemme try to picture that in my head.  Hmm.  In my HEAD it seems to work.  But IN MY HEART it just doesn't seem to be the way to go.  What else is crap.  After this lunch last Super Market meal I have until Friday is Kids Turkey Meatloaf With Health Spaghetti.  WONDERFUL.  MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET A LUNCH DELIVERY ALL FOR MYSELF.  2 or 3 Part'r It'd Have To Be.  HMM.  There's CHINESE FOOD.  There's CHIPOTLE.  There's THE MAKE YER OWN SALAD ENTERPRISE.  The point is I get to eat two and a half meals per day with plenty of snacks.  So YEAH I'd say things are going okay.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Wonderflu.  Even prisoners get Three Hots.  Yeah but do they get snacks.  I dunno.  MAYBE?  I know they can BUY snacks at commissary.  But is there a Snack Time in prison.  I feel like there should be.  These prisoners aren't ANIMALS.  We're all HUMAN.  Give them A SNACK TIME.  50% chance it'd be a DESSERT TIME after dinner but before Bed Time.  Or maybe you wanna give em afternoon snacks I dunno how you do things.  Just give em SOMETHING.  What else is up.  Also in three hots and a cot is the cot ALSO hot?  I don't want a hot cot!  Room temperature cot for me, thank you very much!  Also I INSIST on my own cot.  No sharing a cot for me!  I don't care how convenient it is for the prison and how much money it saves.  I DEMAND A LEVEL OF FREEDOM AND CARE WHEREAS I CAN SLEEP BY MYSELF IN MY VERY OWN BED.  You know that sort o thing.  Unless I've been a very bad prisoner.  Was a bad civilian on the outside AND a bad prisoner on the inside.  Then I guess you're justified in treating me more poorly.  I GUESS.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Wonderful.  What do I got in store for today.  Not a lot.  But still THINGS.  Some Crap Will Happen.  Of this we can be sure.  Could have gotten more Small Animal Cancer Crackers to pad out order.  Forgot about them.  I ran out a few days ago.  Was eating too much of em!  Maybe now I can get em and eat em responsibly again!  Too late now!  Gotta wait until next order!  That's life!  Probably better off without em!  Been snacking on fingers and/or handfuls of cereal as a replacement!  Wonderflu what else can I say to close up this entry.  Hmm.  Hope I can upload this to internet easily.  I just remembered I had a little bit of difficulty yesterday which very well may spread to today!  In which case I WILL TAKE WALK AFTER THIS ANYWAY.  Troubleshoot IN A LITTLE BIT LATER.  Oh well that's fun.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-12:54 P.M.

Sunday, April 17, 2022

Someone's Bound To Be Entertained

    Hi!  Woke up early-on-time today.  Ahead of schedule!  Great!  Off the top of my head that means earlier lunch.  Also my meals today are NOT WHAT I WANTED.  Yesterday ordered Bison Burger Freedom Waffle and Freedom Calamari.  Never sent Freedom Waffle.  So today I gotta have Freedom Calamari for one meal and something from Super Market for other meal!  PROBABLY Freedom Health Turkey Meatloaf with Health Freedom Spaghetti.  OH RIGHT.  National Food of the tomorrow is NATIONAL ANIMAL CRACKERS DAY.  Wonderflu.  I went my whole life not really eating animal crackers.  Until the last year or two.  Now I realize HEY THESE HAVE THEIR PLACE IN THE LIFE OF SOME GUY WHOSE ME.  Used to eat one at a time.  Somewhere along the way I got into the habit of chomping on two at a time.  Not ideal!  Eating them close to twice as fast! (NOT QUITE TWICE AS FAST.  Takes me longer to eat 2 at a time than it would 1 at a time).  But hey you take what you can get!
     Hmm.  Had Ice Cream Sandwich + Quest Bar for breakfast today.  Quest Bar tasted pretty good but not as good as I remember.  WAS as hearty as I remember though.  So it's not an entire let down.  Not even half a let down!  Maybe a third of a let down.  Still tasted okay!  HEARTY AS CRAP.  The point is Hmm.  Another productive day yesterday in terms of diet.  Feel like I'm gonna be happy with where I'm at next official weigh in and then I can lose the last 1-2 pounds OVER A MONTH OR TWO easy.  Then it starts back over again and I start binging twice a week.  But for now GREAT.  Anyway how is war in Ukraine going.  I saw someone on The Russian TV, a talking head or something, was like we did our job with army, now we should leave and let Ukraine de-Nazi-fy themselves.  WOW WHAT A WONDERFUL SIGN.  Could mean nothing.  But it's a good sign none the less!  Also I DON'T KNOW ANY SIGN LANGUAGE.  I feel like we should all know 3-4 Signs.  Wait do I know, "I Love You."  Is it the thing where you point to yourself, you sort of cross your arms over your heart, and then point at the person you love?  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE.  THAT'S JUST NONSENSE MOVEMENTS.
     Oh well.  I was close!  They are both movements.  Also you can sign I'm CRAZY by holding your index finger up to your head and waggling it around in a circle.  That means you're looney tunes.  Also do weird things with your eyes.  Just to drive the point home.  Also how hard is it for deaf people to learn to read lips.  Feels like that's a better solution than sign language.  Because most people can't communicate with sign language.  Anyway.  Deaf person trying to enjoy ventriloquist's act.  AND SCENE GO.  Hmm.  Deaf person trying to enjoy anything.  AND SCENE GO.  I think in his last few years my maternal grandfather was going deaf.  I dunno.  Never really talked to him either way!  He died when I was eight or something and I never had any sort of relationship with him at all.  Missed opportunity!  I WANT MY GRANDPA BACK.  So much lost time to make up for!  Oh well that's life.  People die before you can make a relationship with them.  Sure why not.  Life gotta be something.  Why not that?
     Another early Mets game today!  1:40 PM!  Good deal.  Mets lost yesterday but it was a good game.  No complaints!  They're bound to lose a lot of the time.  Nature of the beast!  Anyway.  Assuming I have something in house my three choices for non Freedom Calamari meal are TURKEY MEATLOAF, CHICKEN PARM, or HAM SANDWICH.  TURKEY MEATLOAF IS LEADING THE PACK AS OF NOW.  What order will I have the meals in?  RIGHT NOW FEELS LIKE CALAMARI WILL BE DINNER.  WHY AM I YELLING.  Because I don't think you'd care at all if it was not in caps.  Once I put it in caps you're like oh well this is serious better pay attention and really register what's going on.  Which is IMPORTANT.  If you're not on your toes during entry WHAT GOOD ARE YOU TO ME.  NOTHIN', THAT'S WHO.  Hmm.  Wearin' nice new comfortable halfway-sweater today.  Colder day outside!  If I'm gonna be wearing it this season today's the kinda day to do it!  What else.  Oh okay Nothing.
     YEAH!  This week I got a zoom appointment with psychiatrist.  That's about it.  Wnoderful.  How's war in Ukraine going.  STILL GOING.  That's not good!  Anyway I think I spoke too soon a few weeks ago being like yes war crimes are obviously magnitudes worse but isn't all war a crime.  I mean, it's kinda true!  But I feel that still kinda trivializes the war crimes.  I WAS WRONG.  I'm man enough to admit it.  Also I'm man enough to watch Tucker Carlon's documentry trailer for Men.  I only saw a few bits of it here and there without sound but it's about how men should be MEN.  Sounds about right.  LOOKS very wrong.  The clips I see LOOK VERY ODD.  But the SOUND is about right-- MUTE.  What else is going on.  Coffee after this paragraph!  I think that's great just great.  Maybe do Fantasy Baseball draft today.  Each day I say it and each day I know I probably won't do it BUT each day SMALL CHANCE I'LL DO IT.  Not just flat out impossible.  COFFEE TIME.
     HMM.  Maybe get some sort of delivery for lunch.  PIZZA RATES AS A GREAT POSSIBILITY.  Then again more responsible to just get through food I already have.  Also chicken parm is like pizza.  It's got THE CHEESE.  It's got... well you get the idea it's related to pizza somehow.  What else is crappening.  Mets can't win every game.  They can win every game they win.  But related to that they will have to lose every game that they lose.  Sounds fair.  Russians killing civilians AND WORSE.  OH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO.  Gotta be something.  Nope nothing.  Oh I see.  There's very little we can do about even other things.  Hmm.  Maybe start some RALLYING or PROTESTS.  Let's get some protests off the ground here.  What should I rally protest against (AND OR FOR).  Off the top of my head hmm.  CLIMATE?  Everyone loves some climate protests.  Well I'm PRO Climate.  I'm anti what they're DOING to climate.  But in general there being a climate is fine with me.  Let's just keep it as normal as possible!
     Hmm.  What else is up.  Seventh paragraph!  I think I went an entire week doing as well as I've been doing the last 3 or 4 days in Diet before succumbing to some Bange Eating.  So I'm not counting my roosters before they roost.  But SO FAR I feel like I'm getting into a groove.  So there's that.  Maybe have some cereal as a snack today.  Not microsnack.  I do that often.  But as a straight up snack.  Pour half a cup to a cup of cereal out.  EAT THAT SUCKER OUTTA THE BOWL.  Also NOT A FAN of Larry David doing commercials for Cryptos.  Shouldn't this guy have hundreds of millions of dollars?  What exactly is he getting out of this enterprise?  MORE money.  Yeah but WHY.  Maybe he thinks it's funny.  It's an Andy Kaufman thing.  OR MAYBE HE WANTS MORE MONEY.  That's my main guess.  Maybe he likes Crytos.  NO ONE LIKES CRYPTOS.  Let's get that out in the open.  If you like CRYPTOS you're no friend of mine!  Then again maybe I should look into it.  I like TALES From The Cryptos.  Is that related.
     Eighth paragraph.  Didn't ration out my gum appropriately!  Got enough to last me til next re-up, but totally out of Peppermint Flavored.  The BEST flavor.  Oh well that's life.  I can see myself enjoying some Turkey Meatloaf with Freedom Health Spaghetti.  SMALLISH meal though.  Maybe that's right up my alley for this lunch.  Maybe maybe not who can say at this point.  Apparently Macron doing pretty well in polls versus Le Pen.  I dunno whether I trust French people.  I don't know whether I trust polls!  Wait.  Sorry.  I mean I don't know whether I trust POLES.  French people and Polish people.  Not entirely reliably trustworthy!  I don't think they're actively LYING.  I just think they may be confused about a lot of things.  Anyway Poland let's talk about it whatta country.  What does that mean.  Not sure.  Nice DAVID PETERSON making a start today for The Mets.  Let's see what ya got!  Wouldn't have been a staring pitcher if not for injuries.  Nows his time to shine!  Or more likely nows his time to hopefully do adequately!  Or very possibly now's his time to let himself and his team down and everyone goes home unhappy. Not just from the game.  From LIFE.  We all die (going home Cosmically to the great unknown) unhappy because David Peterson didn't pitch well today.  Oh okay gotta look out for that.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Whatever.  Gotta figure out some non-sweet snacks.  Individual bags of pretzels are ideal.  But for some reason never feel like it.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Salami Roll Ups.  Too late for that!  Already had half the 6 oz of salami for one lunch.  Gotta have the other half for the other lunch next week.  NO ROOM FOR ROLL UPS.  Anyway.  ROLL UPS?  A UPS TRUCK ROLLING UP?  MAYBE FOR DRIVE BY SHOOTING?  Not sure how I got to that conclusion.  Either way.  I like how UPS and USPS are similar acronyms.  Makes me feel good.  Also I like how Postal Service is using Gas Powered Cars for now reason.  Makes me feel good!  I LIKE that we're making indefensible bad decisions in some areas.  Leaves room to make good decisions and/or DEFENSIBLE bad decisions in OTHER areas.  There's gotta be a balance!  Probably!  I dunno about that what else is up.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Bison burger was good.  Just raw onion on it.  There was mushroom in Al Fredo dish for lunch so I didn't wanna double up on mushroom.  Figured I'd go with raw onion instead of sauteed onion also just to mix things up.  DELICIOUS.  Had a bunch of cheez its with it.  NOT BAD.  The point is I dunno.  I think I liked fried calamari last time I got it a week ago MICROWAVED I think.  Let's go with that again.  Whatever it was.  I can only go with that again either By Chance or by Accurately Remembering What It Was.  I'd say 75% chance it was microwave.  I LIKE THOSE ODDS.  Not really.  I'LL SETTLE FOR THOSE ODDS.  That's more like it!  How's Passover going.  Is it still Passover.  How many nights is Passover.  Lemme LTURQ.  SEVEN DAYS but sedars for only TWO DAYS it looks like.  Sedars are like special dinners.  Where you eat crap and recite Religion Sayings and whatnot.  Hey great I'll be back in a bit.

That's What I Like To Hear

    Hey!  Maybe I indulge and get delivery for lunch.  Right now thinking Mini-Diner.  Got the GOOD Freedom Toast.  And 2nd thing would be Grilled Chicken Sandwich for lunch tomorrow.  With BBQ SAUCE!  Maybe SOME OTHER TOPPING.  Either way that pushes back Super Market meals but its not entirely unreasonable!  We'll see how that goes.  Might have delicious IMPULSE Fiber Chocolate Chunk Cookie again as an upcoming snack soon.  We'll see how that goes.  Anyway let's get back to business.  I feel like they once put light cinnamon over Freedom Toast and I went crazy for it and they never did it again but it stuck in my head that they make great Freedom Toast.  Maybe it's better even without the Freedom Cinnamon.  Either way NOT BAD.  Would have had a waffle ideally.  Quality Freedom Toast isn't a bad back-up!  What's going on.  I forget.  David Peterson.  WELL WHICH ONE IS IT.  DAVID OR PETER.  OR SON OF PETER I GUESS MORE ACCURATELY.
     Hmm.  Look you can snack on cheez its or something.  But what's a serving size!  THEY say a serving size is 27 cheez its at 140 calories.  SURE that sounds like a reasonable snacking serving size.  But for some reasons I just don't trust it!  I don't know what to believe.  I trust they're telling the truth with calories.  I just don't trust That's The Right Amount To Have at Any Given Snack.  Hmm.  Feel like I played guitar for 10 minutes yesterday.  Two 5 minute periods overall.  So PROGRESS.  Playin' an E Chord.  Might not have been a REAL E.  Guitar probably isn't in standard tuning.  But you get the idea!  What else.  Feel like lowering  Caffeine may have had an impact on Urination Problems.  I still have to go most walks-- possibly less overall!  And also when I do have to go it's slightly easier to hold it in.  All in all I THINK I see some improvement.  And it's all THANKS TO ME.  Kinda thanks to the doctor.  Yeah but WHO WENT TO THE DOCTOR?  THIS GUY.  ME.  THE GUY WHOSE ME.
     Yeah!  Maybe Fiber Oatmeal Raisin Cookie instead of Chocolate Chunk.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  Maybe chocolate caramel pretzel bar.  MAN OH MAN IS THIS A TOUGH ONE.  Feel like I watched a horror movie yesterday.  OH RIGHT.  Original The Hills Have Eyes.  I thought I remember watching this a dozen times, almost as often as the remake.  Which is the same thing but slightly different.  NOPE.  The differences were very notable and relatively new to me.  I don't remember absorbing these differences at all!  So the point is GREAT WHAT A FILM.  I watched it for NINETY MINUTES and that's a good use of my time one would imagine.  What if I want BBQ Grilled Chicken Sandwich for dinner and not Freedom Calamari.  THEN I'M SHIT OUTTA LUCK.  NO WAY AM I DOING THAT.  DON'T EVEN THINK IT.  Anyway.  Today could be an early lunch.  Today could be a late lunch!  Lotta times lunch can be.  Actually nowadays no Early Lunches.  For a while I was eating lunch after shower.  Now I take a walk after shower and eat lunch after that.  So early lunch NOW is what a early-mid-time lunch would have been BEFORE.  RELEVANT INFORMATION TO EVERYONE.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Did anything good happen this act?  Yeah it's almost over.  That sounds pretty good to me.  HMM last time I ordered Bell Diner from Door Dash was MY BIRTHDAY.  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.  By which I mean NOT INTERESTING AT ALL VERY NOT INTERESTING AT ALL.  Maybe put some CHEESE on the Grilled Chicken Sandwich with BBQ Sauce.  LET'S GO ALL OUT.  Haven't had a sandwich with cheese in a long time.  PEPPER JACK CHEESE?  I like me some SPICE.  The pepper sounds spicy.  the JACK, in THIS CONTEXT, somehow also sounds spicy.  They're JACKING THE FLAVOR!  By making it MORE SPICED.  I dunno.  It sounds right but now I don't know why exactly.  On second through fourth thoughts I don't want cheese.  Maybe by the time I get to the fifth thought I will want cheese again.  I don't know!  We'll have to wait to find out!  What else is going on and crap.  MAYBE I feel like just having the turkey meatloaf.  POSSIBLE.  I'll keep you updated on this situation after it's completely developed.
     Last paragraph of the act!  It's BAD because it's bad but it's GOOD because it will end.  THAT'S LIFE FOR YA.  Anyway.  Got SNL waiting in the wings to watch today after Met game.  OR during met game.  Maybe Met game takes a back seat to me wanting to knock out watching SNL for the week once and for all.  Anyway.  Gotta imagine if they can get Larry David, they can CERTAINLY get The CryptKeeper to advertise for Cryptos.  Not sure who owns the rights to the CryptKeeper.  Probably would be divvied up amongst several interested parties.  Either way I DON'T LIKE CRYPT KEEPER SELLING OUT TO NONSENSE BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE HIM ON THE TV AGAIN IN A MODERN CONTEXT.  Unlike Larry David.  We see him on the TV in modern contexts a lot! He has his own ongoing show!  Cryptkeeper NOT SO MUCH.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.  Great!

It's Good To See You

    Gonna have Good Ol' not great dependable granola bar as upcoming snack.  Was thinking about enjoying BBQ Grilled Chicken Sandwich and then realized hey I can have Kids Chicken Parm for lunch.  Responsible because I already have it!  Covers the chicken part pretty good!  Gonna have coffee after this paragraph.  WOW TODAY IS GREAT I KNOCKED OUT ENTRY LIKE IT WAS NOTHIN'.  Not good for READERS.  Gotta imagine some people read the entries.  90% of people read the titles only.  That's my assumption.  Also apparently my assumption is that At Least 10 People Read This.  I dunno I'm not comfortable with that assumption upon further introspection.  Oh well that's life.  Got some nice BASEBALL GAME during the afternoon.  I hope the Mets hit some BASEBALLS and get ON BASE.  By the laws of baseball.  Sure anyone can just walk over to a base and stand on it and refuse to leave.  I want them to be there JUSTLY with the approval of the umpires.  Coffee time.
   Anyway.  Making a big dent in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Box despite not having it for breakfast very often.  Snackin' on it a bit too much!  The good news is probably a relatively early lunch today.  1:30-2:00.  MAYBE 2:00-3:00.  WHO CARES.  I DO!  BIG PART OF MY DAY.  Gotta time things out JUST RIGHT or else entire day goes haywire.  The point is what else.  Almost done with this entry!  Got I think 4 more Tales From That Crypto in this cycle.  Nice British season.  I hated the British season the first 2 dozen times around.  The last 3-4 times?  Starting to appreciate it more!  Not all of them are winners but in general they offer something different.  Not sure if the target audience is now Half Britain.  I think it's still mainly Americans but DEFINITELY leaning into halfway being FOR the British.  Which is fair!  MORE THAN FAIR.  Now I know halfway how British MAY OR MAY NOT absorb and interpret and enjoy Tales From That Crypt!  KNOWLEDGE.
     Paragraph!  DAMNIT FREEDOM TOAST.  WOULD BE GREAT.  WHY MUST I BE FORCED TO MAKE THE TOUGHEST DECISIONS IN THE WORLD.  Hardly seems fair.  Been doing less sets of sit-up push-ups lately.  Still a ton!  But around 3/5ths of what I had been doing for a few months.  That's fine.  Gotta imagine that's more than enough to keep me going.  LOOK I'm in a phase of life where I get something out of being done for the day the last 3 or so hours.  DON'T WANNA DO SIT UP PUSH UP SETS.  I'm DONE for the day what part of that don't you understand.  WELL MAYBE THE DAY PART AND ALSO THE DONE PART.  ALSO THE REST OF THE WORDS ARE KIND OF CONFUSING TO ME IF WE'RE BEING TOTALLY HONEST.  Well you're just an idiot then aren't you.  YES FAIR ASSESSMENT.  What else is up.  AGAIN hope I have no problem uploading this to internet.  Who needs problems.  Then I gotta TROUBLESHOOT.  Nobody enjoys troubleshooting.  Maybe some people do.  NO judgment!  SOME Judgment.  It's WEIRD.  That's all I'm saying.  Hey great 2 more paragraphs to go.
     Yeah!  Maybe 1.5 Animal Crackers at a time.  Maybe Freedom Toast/Chicken Sandwich still very much in play.  The point is whatever happens'll happen.  And I'll be relatively happy with it!  It will be what I ultimately decided was the best way to go up until the point I either order the food or microwave the food.  I may realize AFTERWARDS I didn't hit the mark but that's life.  You don't hit marks all the time.  That's been my experience at least.  Hmm.  Is it A GOOD THING that over 50% of commercials on sports channels or during sports games are either Sportsbetting or Cryptos?  My guess?  NO OF COURSE NOT.  Not even a guess.  I'm practically sure about it.  Then again WHAT DO I KNOW.  Maybe it's a NECESSARY EVIL.  Or the BEST OF WORSE POSSIBILITIES.  There could be commercials for joining Nazi Organizations.  Crypto is SLIGHTLY better than that.  Until it becomes the official currency of Nazi Organizations.  In which case SHAME ON LARRY DAVID.
     Last paragraph of the day.  I guess.  I could even have Freedom Toast for lunch and Delicious Chicken Sandwich for dinner.  Put off Freedom Calamari to lunch tomorrow.  WOW THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.  It's not true yet.  Hasn't happened!  THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE A TRUE POSSIBILITY.  That's definitely accurate.  WELL DONE ME.  Anyway.  Jeez.  I like getting up early lately.  Knocking out the first few hours of the day earlier than if I had got up an hour later.  Roughly an hour earlier than if I had gotten up an hour later.  You'd think so at least.  What else is crap.  Still going to bed around the same time!  Still getting plenty of sleep though DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME.  In fact worry about how WELL I'm doing.  Don't worry about me in concern.  Worry about me that I'm ABOVE AND BEYOND all feelings of concern a person might muster from others.  Huh.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-11:25 A.M.

Saturday, April 16, 2022

I'll Be With You In A Moment

    Hey!  A little bit behind schedule today.  Not too bad.  Brought some clothes into laundromat.  We're talkin 15 pounds! Which was 80% my Dad's underwear.  That's a lot of underwear is my impression.  Maybe not.  In the scheme of things there's gotta be HUNDREDS of pounds of underwear out there all over the world!  Anyway gotta pick that up later.  Got some good choices for lunch from Super Market order.  Got some good choices for dinner from presumably Diner Dinner.  Yeah!  Had another productive diet day yesterday despite a little bit of MightNight Snacking.  Read some TWITTER.  Watched a SHUTTER MOVIE.  Elisha Cuthburt starred!  Man oh man does she not look like the Elisha Cutbert who was sex symbol when I was a little pubescent boy.  GOOD FILM THOUGH.  I LIKED THE PART WHERE GREAT JUST GREAT WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON.  Presumably GOT Quest Bars yesterday but my Dad likes to wait a day to open boxes.  Can't even em until tomorrow!  Or today technically! But will have them as parts of breakfasts!
     Met game today.  What TIME is it.  AWESOME another 1:10 PM day.  That worked out yesterday.  I feel like yesterday was a solid B/B- Day!  The point is I forget.  No nuclear weapons used yet this year.  I feel like every day that doesn't happen is KIND OF a win?  Lots of losing going on in other areas.  But no Tactical Nukes is a positive development every moment it still doesn't happen.  Also can you intercept a nuclear bomb with another nuclear bomb.  Nuclear Bombs are like diamonds.  Only way to stop one is with another one.  That's a thing right.  Only way to cut a diamond is another diamond.  Probably a half truth.  I didn't just make it up in my imagination completely but also isn't 100% accurate.  Either way WHY WASTE A NUKE INTERCEPTING ANOTHER NUKE.  We can use that nuke to just drop on people and kill them.  Get the most out of it!  Hmm.  What else is the wide world of sports.  4/16.  Pretty sure that's not a special day at all.  Day is the month squared.  But that kind of thing happens all the time.  NOT IMPRESSED.
     Okay!  Down to the last 4 or so episodes of Tales From That Crypt this time around.  Then presumably have a blast starting back up at season one.  Season one is a VERY solid season.  I like the part where hey great what else.  Gotta pick up laundry later.  That should be okay.  I'll do chores sure why not.  I'll potentially have chocolate chip pancakes tonight sure why not.  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... NOTHIN.  OH SHIT.  I accidentally read ahead to the day after that and it's a wonderful national food.  No spoilers but I'm excited about it.  AND I will be able to celebrate it appropriately.  Little hint!  It IS something I have in house.  So there's that.  Here's another hint-- let's just say I'm going ANIMAL CRACKERS over it a little bit.  Wait no scratch that.  Too big a hint.  Forget I said that!  Hmm.  Still haven't done Fantasy Baseball Draft but watching Starling Marte do good makes me want to do one.  I don't CARE if I have to get him in the third round.  I WANNA FANTASY BASEBALL TEAM AND I WANT ALL THE METS ON IT.  Today isn't good unless I do it in evening.  Which I can I guess! 
     Hmm.  What else is up.  Kinda thinking of Wide Al Fredo dish for lunch.  Yeah!  Had salami sandwich yesterday with soup for lunch.  NOT BAD.  I didn't not dislike it.  Wait.  Didn't.  Not.  Dislike.  Wait no.  One too many negatives!  Or one too FEW negatives.  Either way that's the opposite of my feelings.  Also lets talk about it when would be a good place to draft Lindor.  Is second round too soon?  Fourth round would be too late.  MAYBE IT'S A SNAKE DRAFT.  And I can get Lindor and Marte one after another at the roll over of 3/4th round.  Or maybe 2/3rd round.  Either way what's going on I forget.  Saturday!  No sandwich for lunch.  Gonna be a Super Market meal.  Wide Al Fredo, Kids Chicken Parm, or Kids Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti.  WIDE AL FREDO LEADING THE FIELD by a fair amount.  You idiots!  Anyway had back-up breakfast again today.  Fiber bar with ice cream sandwich.  Prove me wrong!
     Coffee after this paragraph.  Wonderful.  Just rolling through this entry.  Which is good.  Because when entry is over my life is better somehow.  Can't quite explain why or how.  But I think it's fair to say.  OH RIGHT MET GAME COMIN' UP.  What a lineup.  WHAT STARTING PITCHING.  What... bullpen might be okay.  BACK UP BENCH PLAYER UTILITY PLAYERS.  We don't even have a bench.  We just got a lotta players that are halfway good enough for lineup.  Switch em in and out on a day to day basis!  Mets got it going on.  Anyway.  Saw a wide shot of the stadium at some point in the coverage yesterday and Jeff McNeil was coming up and ACROSS THE STADIUM in like 2 dozen different electronic texts or pictures it just went JEFF MCNEIL.  You're in the stadium, when they announce a new player coming up to the plate, they are REALLY LEANING INTO IT and getting us excited about this new player at the bat from every angle.  Or maybe they just do it with Jeff McNeil.  I don't have a problem with that.  Coffee time.
    JUST PUT SOME STUFF AWAY.  We're talkin' Quest Bars I put away in separate cabinet because I don't eat them throughout the day.  Only as breakfast!  We're talkin' two Fiber One Cookies-- including Dangerous Impulse Cookie-- in regular cabinet for snacks.  STILL GOT CARAMEL PRETZEL CHOCOLATE BARS in another box waiting in the wings.  GREAT.  Wait in some wings.  Like museum wings I would imagine.  Or wings of a mansion.  What other kinds of buildings have wings.  Airplanes.  Airplanes are just a Sky Building that Flies.  Hmm.  Matzoh Ball soup was very reasonable portion.  Right size matzoh ball.  Right amount of water.  Right amount of bonus noodles and little bit of chicken.  PERECT.  The point is I forget.  Depending on how hungry I am Turkey Meatloaf and Health Spaghetti is main back-up plan for lunch.  DEPENDING HARDCORE.  Hmm.  Just breezin' through this entry.  It's easy when you say the same things every day!  NEW THINGS EVERY DAY.  NEW NATIONAL FOODS OF THE TOMORROW.  Right.  Oh, I guess I gotta pick the food for tomorrow.  Hmm.  Quest Bars.  Double Chocolate Chunk or something.  Lemme LTURQ what this flavor is called.  YEP THAT'S IT.  Also tastes just like a brownie.  They also have a brownie flavor.  M yguess is that tastes less like a brownie than this.
     Seventh paragraph!  Sweet.  JEN PSAKI teased that Biden MIGHT, JUST MIGHT cancel some student loan debt.  GO FOR IT.  IT doesn't help me immediately.  Maybe in the abstract in that it might help economy over all.  But I like that it helps OTHER people who need the help.  I like that it's a politically popular thing.  I like that those three things.  The third thing is it helps economy in general.  Puts money back in people's pockets!  Which is RIGHT WHERE WE WANT IT because they can spend it from their pockets.  Easy access!  What else is up.  Someone came up with pockets.  We had pants or something resembling pants for a while.  Then some guy was like what if we had pockets.  We could store stuff in there while we walk around.  Yet SOMEHOW we don't know this guy's name or celebrate him.  Might have been a team effort.  FINE why don't we celebrate this team?  Lost to history.  Oh well that's life.  Getting lost to history.
     Eighth paragraph!  Two days in a row did quite well not needing/not indulging in lots of snacks.  Did some MightNight Snacking, one or two, but overall still productive days.  Gotta imagine this is permanent and I'm not just gonna binge or something sometime in the next couple of days.  THIS TIME AROUND it's gonna stick!  What else is up.  Not measuring meals caloriewise like I was doing for over a year.  Progress #1.  Just eat meals that I know are generally reasonable.  NOW I'm not measuring snack calories.  Just eat snacks that are generally reasonable.  Keeping TRACK of how many snacks per day.  That's still progress though YOU IDIOTS.  Hmm maybe Waffle is good alternative to CCP.  Lots of things are good alternatives to lots of other things.  Right?  That's life for you!  Anyway.  My Mom got a 4 pack of Blueberry-Yogurt-Whole-Grain-Icing'd Muffins.  I said I'd have one!  If the calories are correct it's appropriate for a breakfast.  SURE.  You lost me at yogurt but you FOUND ME at fine I'll eat it anyway.
     Amazing!  Just put away the caramel-pretzel-chocolate bars.  Got THREE BOXES.  Each box is 5.  These are great because Delicious and low calorie.  Gonna blow through them once a day EASY.  HMM.  Muffin.  Possible Single CCP.  Lots of bonus breakfasts accumulating.  OH WELL IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.  Probably.  Hey what else is up and crap.  I'm very worried about how the Mets Crowd will react to things in the baseball game.  They might boo or turn on a Mets player at the drop of a hat.  CALM DOWN METS FANS.  Show some RESPECT.  These players are OUR SUPERIORS.  If you boo them YOU'RE ONLY BOOING YOURSELF.  Then again when you cheer them Everybody Wins.  What else is up.  Anything else interesting happen yesterday.  I don't think so.  There was the part where some crap happened similar to other recent days.  The part where I KNOW THIS IS ELISHA CUTHBURT but I can only really register Yeah That Looks Like Her maybe TWENTY PERCENT of the time.
     Walk after this paragraph!  Breezed through Act I!  Wonderful what else is up.  Wonder what the line-up of commentators will be today.  Gotta have Gary Cohen.  Will we have both Keith Hernandez and Ron Darling?  My guess?  ODDS ARE YES.  This is gonna be a blast and a half.  CARLOS CARRASCO IS PITCHING.  He's got a good chance to redeem himself this year after being bad at his job last year.  He was INJURED most of the year.  You can't expect him to be good at his job coming after an injury.  And if you boo him you're really only telling on yourself that YOU'RE not good at your job.  And guess what You aren't even coming back from an injury!  Maybe you are!  But probably not!  I feel like I've been pronouncing Carrasco wrong because when they said it yesterday I was like hey that's a bit different than what I was thinking.  Now I can't remember what I was thinking and/or what they said it was.  GO FIGURE.  I'll be back in a little bit.

Let Me Finish Up Here

    Hello!  Aiming for bison burger tonight and belgian waffle tomorrow lunch.  Today lunch either wide al fredo or turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti.  TURKEY MEATLOAF AND BISON BURGER O NSAME DAY?? IS THAT A REDUNDANCY?  I dunno.  I don't think it is!  It's close, sure.  But not close enough!  ALSO upcoming Noon-Time snack will be Impulse Fiber Chocolate Chunk cookie.  EACH TIME I EAT ONE RESPONSIBLY, THAT'S ONE LESS I CAN EAT IRRESPONSIBLY.  Unless eating one responsibly leads directly to me eating more irresponsibly.  THAT'S A RISK I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE.  What else is going on and crap.  Not a fan of Mets hitting second while playing home games.  I got used to THE FUN of them hitting first to start off the game.  Also THEY CAN'T LOSE.  They start out tied, and there's only room for improvement.  THIS OTHER WAY they start out tied and there's only room for GIVING UP THE TIE.  That hardly seems fair.  Either way Hey one paragraph down immediately.
     Cool!  This yogurt part of the muffin BETTER be the icing.  I can imagine yogurt based icing and it just tastes like icing.  HOWEVER if muffin itself tastes like yogurt or even worse there's yogurt in it's natural consistency within muffin-- DISGUSTING.  I like FROZEN yogurt that mimics ice cream.  I'm not TOTALLY a monster.  But regular yogurt?  Leave me out of it!  What else is up and crap.  Blueberry is good.  Blueberry is the best!  Blueberry good for Eggo Waffles.  Blueberry good for muffins.  Blueberry good for breakfast pastries all around.  Blueberry Pancakes.  Obviously not as good as Chocolately Chipped Pancakes but I can see blueberry pancakes be... WAIT NO.  I feel like in pancakes you'd get REAL Blue Berries.  Not just dots of blueberry flavor like in eggo or something.  In pancakes you're getting JUST BLUEBERRIES and I'm not sure I'm comfortable chomping down into a straight-up blueberry.  And then juice oozes out.  I LIKE MY BLUEBERRIES CONDENSED AND HARDENED AND MASS PRODUCED TO MAKE THEM NOT REAL.  I feel very strongly about this.
     Sure.  What else is up.  War in Ukraine continuing.  Death and destruction and catastrophe and war criminalizations.  Not sure I like that!  Pretty sure I'm totally against it!  What to do though.  THINK ABOUT IT AND FEEL BAD.  I could do that some more.  Feel like it's better than nothing.  What else is up.  More than halfway through the entry!  I guess technically going into Act II is halfway through the entry Paragraphs Wise.  But halfway through Act II feels more like halfway through the entry.  Even though 2nd 2 acts are half the size of 1st act.  OH WELL THAT'S LIFE SOMETIMES THINGS FEEL WAYS THAT ARE INTRINSICALLY WRONG.  Main part of life!  What else is up.  Met game in afternoon.  Maybe finish Tales From That Crypt Cycle sometime over the late afternoon and/or evening and/or night.  GREAT WHAT WONDERFULNESS PLANS.  Anyway.  Another day without beer and at this point it's not even something I'm thinking about.  Well until just now.  Obviously I thought about it while I was writing that sentence... and immediately before writing the sentence.  Half the time I write sentences I start thinking about the sentences JUST BEFORE writing them.  Half may be too high.  20% of the time I write sentences I kinda know what they're gonna be about.  Sounds about accurate.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Wonderbar.  Whose running in Democratic Primary for Governor.  Hochul has been a disappointment.  I dunno if Cuomo is actually running again but that's a non-starter.  Lemme LTURQ.  JUUMANE WILLIAMS.  That name rates.  I think in a positive sense.  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh right he's Public Advocate.  Kinda remember him running and/or performing as a progressive.  Let's support that sucker.  Anyway.  I LIKED how one of the first things Hochel was doing was like we gotta expedite getting marijuana started up.  But since then NOT SO GOOD.  Also MARIJUANA STILL AIN'T STARTED UP.  Better get on top of that before primary vote!  CLOCK IS COUNTING.  TICK TOCK.  I DO like how she's very short.  Not as relatable as a man whose very short.  But short women are somewhat relatable to me as a short man, too!  So that's good.  Marijuana + Shortness = Good.  Spending 600 million dollars to help build a private enterprise Football Stadium = Bad.  A dozen other things that I forget = Bad.  Three or four other things  that I forget = Good.  BAD OUTWEIGHS GOOD.  Who said each thing is counted the same.  Maybe some of these things are WEIGHTED so in the end it's closer.  FINE LEAVE ME OUT OF IT I DON'T CARE AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
     Last paragraph of the act!  I'm assuming Juuumane rhymes with Humane.  In which case I GOT A GREAT AD CAMPAIGN SLOGAN FOR HIM.  Basically just using his name and the word humane.  That's as far as I got.  Solid 2/3rds chance it doesn't rhyme with Humane.  Better LTURQ.  NOPE.  Jew-Mahn-E.  Oh well.  Still support him, though!  That's how that goes.  At this rate gonna have Quest Bar and Ice Cream Sandwich as next breakfast.  THIS IS GREAT.  I can think about that all day for CONTEXT.  Tomorrow morning gonna be a blast and a half eating breakfast wise.  KEEP THAT IN MIND while going about my day.  That sort of thing.  What else is up.  Maybe just have Chocolate Caramel Pretzel Bar for upcoming snack.  Smaller snack!  But maybe that's all I need.  Maybe lots of things.  Well what a wonderful entry so far.  Nothing happened.  No News Good News.  Well there's been news.  About the MEALS I will be eating soon.  Irrelevant News Good News.  Hey great just great.  I'll be back in a little bit.
    

Okay What Have You Got For Me

    Hey!  Just had to urinate a little.  I flushed the toilet BEFORE I EVEN STARTED.  That's how confident I was that it'd start soon AND it'd be over soon, too!  So that's fun.  Got orange soda, Coffee #2, and risky impulse cookie going on right now.  HMM Cookie Tastes good.  And I'm not TASTING any Risky Impulsiveness this time around.  MAYBE THIS COOKIE CAN BECOME PART OF A BALANCED DIET WITHOUT PROBLEM.  We'll have to see how it goes I guess.  Gonna have the al fredo for lunch, bison burger for dinner!  90% chance!  I feel okay with all that and whatknot.  Anyway.  I'll be due to start watching Met Game RIGHT as my TV Viewing for the day starts RIGHT when Met game starts more or less.  So basically the universe is aligning.  In a very insignificant and pointless way.  Well that's the universe for ya!  Very insignificant and pointless it turns out!  That would have been one of my top 10 guesses overall.
     Amazing.  Orange Soda and Snapple.  Remnants of Soda Diet which still have caffeine.  Have em less often!  We're talkin' I dropped from 4-6 bottles of orange soda a week to BUT TWO.  OH NO.  Also I finish them in the first half of week.  NO GOOD AT RATIONING SO FAR.  Maybe I get better as time goes on.  Maybe I get worse, I dunno!  I don't know how Time Going On effects my ability to Ration Caffeinated Carbonated Beverages.  Anyway what a crappy entry HOWEVER what a GOOD entry in that hey I feel like today gonna be a solid, "B," day FOR ME AT LEAST.  For others I regret to inform you a lot of shitty days out there in the world.  NOT ME.  SOLID, "B," I'M ANTICIPATING.  SORRY.  Look if I could donate a half a grade I would.  I'd drop down to B- if it helps some other people get a notch above the grade for the day they were gonna get.  I dunno.  Depends on how many people I'm helping.  And who I'm helping.  And what their exact grade was/would be.  Lots of moving parts in this Donating Goodness Of Day scenario!
     Third paragraph of the act.  Wonderful.  Maybe today I run into some problems publishing website to web.  Last few days have been fine.  Can never be too sure though.  Sometimes you can be too sure.  Sounds like a negative thing.  It's good to be SURE of something.  You're 100% accurate.  Well done.  TOO sure?  Suddenly that seems like there's a negative tint to it.  TOO means bad.  Well that makes a little bit of sense I guess.  Anyway.  HMM just looked at the Mets Starting Lineup for today.  GOOD STUFF.  Lots of these players are HIGH QUALITY BASEBALL PLAYERS ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.  Ugh.  Gotta pick up laundry around 3:30 PM today.  Shouldn't be too much of a hassle.  Takes about 15-20 minutes from leaving the house to getting back to the house.  I'm ahead of schedule today so it's not gonna muck up my ability to take walks more or less when I want.  All in all it's not too big a chore!  Anyway.  Was gonna have my Dad help me cut my hair this weekend.  Now I'm not so sure!  Maybe want it to continue growing.  See where that takes me.  Hopefully not too far.  COVID PANDEMIC and whatknot.  Gotta remain PRETTY CLOSE to home.
     Penultimate paragraph!  I think I'm okay with having cereal + egg white + eggo for breakfast tomorrow DESPITE it looking like I'm getting Belgian Waffle for lunch.  EGGO AND BELGIAN WAFFLE... look, sure, they're both waffles.  But I don't think it's too much of a redundancy.  NOT TOO MUCH REDUNDANCY AT ALL.  A Redundancy Of Fools.  That's almost close to a thing.  Confederacy of Dunces.  Is that the thing I was thinking of?  It's definitely CLOSER to a thing than I first was at.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP THE SECOND THING IS A THING.  Some sort of NOVEL or something.  Which is a fancy word intellectuals use for BOOKS.  Anyway.  Saw in Florida they're banning certain MATH textbooks.  That hits close to home!  Dad is a math teacher!  NOW I FEEL under attack.  Took a while for them to work around to attacking me and What I'm About but they got there.  So there's that.  What else is going on and crap.  Maybe work my Dad to the point where he's okay with me re-upping with contact lenses.  Presumably that'd involve me having to get my eyes checked again because it's been a few years.  WOW.  BEING ABLE TO SEE ALL THE SIGHTS WITHOUT GLASSES.  Yep that's what contacts do!
     Last paragraph of the day.  Wonderful.  B/B- Day about to come to fruition.  Well entry is part of day but I'm hardly paying attention.  I just go 4-5 hours Blank As Hell and knocking out paragraph after paragraph.  Then once this is over NOW it's time to start actually living my life.  Sounds about right.  Can't say for sure.  A little too Blank As Hell to be able to contemplate anything too deeply to be too sure.  Which is good.  Too sure is bad.  Right Around Sure is where you wanna be ideally.  Probably.  Anyway what else.  MAYBE I DECIDE TO HAVE WAFFLE TONIGHT AND BURGER LUNCH TOMORROW.  Wow.  See what happens when you start thinking?  Start thinking about better ways to order your meals!  That's the main thing I can accomplish by thinking more deeper about things.  Also thinking about Quest Bars made me think about going through A Tribe Called Quest discography again.  I did it last year right around this time.  Maybe it's time to do it again!  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  See ya later.

-11:56 A.M.

Friday, April 15, 2022

This Is Either The Time Or The Place

    Hey!  Friday Morning Entry.  Means Act I could be interrupted by Super Market delivery!  But they appear to be behind schedule.  So more likely I finish act I, do some circle walking, then even start/finish act II!  The point is Diet went great last day (you might call it, "YESTERDAY.")  Not goin' overboard on the snacks!  Didn't need to!  Meals were great.  Meals gonna be great today!  Either ham sandwich with soup or salami sandwich with soup for lunch!  Part III of III of Steak & Stuffed Mushroom for dinner!  That's it.  That's the meal schedule.  No beer, no problem.  Checked my weight on HomeScale Morning Edition.  It means nothing to me but still it's on the good side of meaning nothing!  Anyway, Ides Of April.  I feel like that's something.  April 15th is a thing.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE.  NOT SEEING ANYTHING.  Today happens to be Good Friday.  Not sure why we celebrate a Good Friday.  Seems like we should be holding out for GREAT Friday or better.
     The point is Good Friday The 13th and Jesus comes back to take revenge on sexual teenagers for letting him drown or something.  Hmm never noticed that before.  Lots of similarities between Jason Voorhees and Jesus Christ.  Hmm someone should write a scholarly paper on that.  Or not.  Seems like a waste of time.  Whose gonna read it.  Whose gonna pay you for it.  Maybe you just like writing scholarly papers.  I envy you.  What else is up.  Didn't do no fantasy baseball draft yesterday.  What did I do instead.  I took a short nap.  Hour long nap.  Not bad!  I think it was great and I hope to be able to do it again today.  Still got Rosemary's Baby: The Cursed Movie To Remember to watch.  What ERA of the day is the Mets game today.  My guess is AROUND 7:15 PM.  OH WOW IT'S 1:10 PM.  Looks like my afternoon got A LOT more interesting.  Or less.  I found taking a nap interesting.  Watching The Met game is kind of less interesting.  Can bank it to watch it tonight.  Can do lots of things.  Canha.  He's a Mets player.  One day we'll figure out how to pronounce his name.  Or we won't.  What's he gonna do about it.  Nothin'!
    Mets HOME OPENER.  They're playing at their stadium.  It's called CitiField because Citi Bank decided they will make more money than 200 million dollars over 20 years by having people think of the brand name Citi when talking about Stadium.  Hey this stadium is called CitiField.  I THINK I'LL OPEN UP A BANK ACCOUNT.  And not JUST ANY BANK ACCOUNT.  A CITIBANK ACCOUNT.  Who cares if they don't know how to spell City.  All that time and effort double and triple checking the spelling is allocated elsewhere and the savings GO ON TO ME.  That kind of crap.  Anyway.  Is it possible I can lease the naming rights to My House.  Gotta imagine it's gotta be worth something.  Bob's Furnature'll shell out 70, 80 dollars so people refer to my house as Bob's Furniture House To Remember.  There is SOME value in this and once we reach a compromise I'm sure we'll both walk away from the deal happy.  Also what if people just unanimously decided to not call it Citi Field.  THEY CAN'T CONTROL PEOPLE.  Let's just call it Mets Stadium.  WE WIN THEY LOSE.  Hmm.
     Fourth paragraph!  Sweet.  Already had one snack today!  Called a delicious health ice cream bar.  Who cares if it's very early to start with the snacks.  I wanted it and I ate it!  Maybe I won't want another one when the normal first snack is!  Got it out of the way already!  Anyway about half a season left to current incarnation of watching Tales From That Crypt.  ALRIGHT LET'S KNOCK THIS ITERATION OUT OF THE PARK.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... possible it's nothing again... let's see... National Eggs Benedict day.  You had me at Egg.  You had me at English Muffin and Canadian Bacon.  You LOST ME at Hollandaise sauce.  To be fair WHAT'S THAT.  Sounds bad.  Lemme LTURQ.  I dunno looks like something that might be halfway tasty.  Doesn't sound healthy though. And I'm a Health Nut!  I EAT GRANOLA BARS I think I know what I'm doing re: Health.  GRANOLA BARS OFTEN HAVE NUTS.  Sort of.  Almond is a nut.  They could have almonds and whatnot.  Peanuts.  I don't mess around with peanuts though!
     Sure.  Not looking forward to CircleWalking but I have no better alternative.  Not looking forward to perhaps writing Act II only with circlewalking between the acts and not RealWalking.  But I have no better alternative!  Unless Super Market pulls a fast one and arrives early/on time.  The point is what else is going on and crap.  Was going into the day looking forward to ham sandwich.  Now I'm looking forward to salami sandwich.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  No it's not.  Just see what I'm looking forward to the most right before I start eating whatever.  OH THAT'S NOT SO TOUGH.  Coffee after this paragraph.  Anyway.  Read an article that resurfaced from a few years ago that Russia claimed they had a piece of the cross that Jesus was hung up on and they were storing it for safe keeping on this ship that just sank.  SEE.  PARALLEL BETWEEN JESUS AND JASON VOORHEES.  SUNK IN WATER.  Anyway.  How does an entire ship sink.  Seems like there should be safeguards against that.  Sure I know Maritime Combat.  I know lots of things.
     HEY  My Dad said he's comfortable with me taking a walk in 30, 45 minutes as long as the delivery time estimate isn't bumped up!  GAME CHANGER.  This morning just got a lot more comfortable.  Wonderful.  Anyway let's knock out 5 paragraphs so I can get that in.  BLACK FOREST HAM.  What's that supposed to mean.  Is it supposed to be spooky.  Black Forest is where scary fairy tales live.  The Goldilocks.  The Hansel and Gretel.  The one where the wolf eats the grandmother.  ALL IN THE FOREST.  IN M YIMAGINATION.  DEFINITELY AT LEAST HANSEL AND GRETZEL.  The point is I forget.  Forest is inherently scary!  I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S GOING ON ALL THESE TREES IN THE WAY.  DANGER CAN BE LURKING AROUND ANY CORNER.  Then again GREAT STUFF could be lurking around any corner.  You turn a corner and suddenly you see a free customer operated soft serve ice cream machine.  That's a POSITIVE forest.  I feel as a kid I was firmly against soft serve ice cream and a proponent of Hard Ice Cream.  Now?  I haven't had soft serve ice cream in a long time.  But ya know what?  I'd LOVE giving it a shot.  Just leave ice cream out of freezer for a few hours.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
     What else is up.  Presumably can have QUEST BAR and ICE CREAM SANDWICH as breakfast for tomorrow.  That's gonna be a blast and three fifths.  Wonderful!  Figure next time I have cereal oriented breakfast go with some Frosted Flakes.  Done Cinnamon Toast Crunch 3 times in a row.  This is good stuff lets keep it going.  Watched a SHUTTER MOVIE yesterday.  The one where it lives in a super market and one guy (OR NOT GUY NO SPOILERS) is killing the rest of them.  Okay movie!  Production values weren't great but it made sense as a movie.  I was able to follow what was going on while being immersed in the drama and horror and I guess comedy a bit and also thriller not to mention romcom.  RahmCom.  Rahm Emanuel's... something.  So there's that.  What is this the seventh paragraph?  Sure!  At this rate I'm takin' a Real Walk Soon NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!
     Hey great what else.  Hmm.  Maybe play some ROCKSMITH.  I think I dreamt about playing it last night or the night before.  And the main takeaway from the dream was hey nowadays there's no lag between playing guitar and it showing up on TV Video Game.   Which MAY be accurate.  I feel like I wasn't sure if there was NO LAG or SMALL ALMOST MINIMAL LAG after getting new speakers.  Either way GIVE IT A SHOT C'MON MUSIC IS FUN PEOPLE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.  That sort of thing.  The point is it's important I write 2.5 more paragraphs pretty quickly.  Then my life will be better and whatknot and etc.  Anyway.  Normally when I get deli meat from Super Market I get it by the half pound.  8 OZ.  Make that two sandwich.  LEAN SALAMI is a 6 Oz pack.  I FEEL OKAY WITH THAT.  I can make a sandwich from 3 OZ.  OR I COULD MAKE A SANDWICH FROM 4 OZ and do something else with 2 OZ.  BUT WHAT.  I dunno roll em up and have a salami Roll Up as a snack.  Not sure what that means but it sounds delicious.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Sweet.  I had a dream last night I was looking at The Major League Baseball standings and the Mets were either 7-2 or 9-2.  THEY'RE ONLY 5-2 IN REAL LIFE.  Maybe it was a premonition.  It DEFINITELY was a premonition.  Just remains to be seen whether it comes true or not.  I feel if you dream about the future incorrectly it's still a premonition. Just a Failed Premonition.  You tried your best in your premonitioning and you failed!  That's okay!  What's important is you tried and maybe next time you'll do better!  What else is up.  Ukraine destroying Battleship with a single missile?  That's the plot of Star Wars.  This is just Star Wars.  Oh okay now it makes sense.  The Star Wars Film Franchise was a premonition for 21st century Big Ol International Incident War Activities.  Hmm that means the Empire is due to strike back pretty soon.  I don't like the sound of that!  But that's how it is so all we can do is mentally prepare for it.  Or physically prepare for it.  Probably should do that, too!  Our physical bodies are important re: Us Continuing To Live, etc.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  Gotta real B- day ahead of me once the hassle of waiting around for Super Market delivery is done with.  Amazing!  Kinda upset my parents got Italian Restaurant last night.  I WANT PIZZA AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE.  But I was committed to Steak & Seafoods for dinners last night and tonight and Sandwich with Soup this lunch.  OH WELL.  I can always get pizza FOR MYSELF at some point if I really need to.  PIZZA HUT OR SOMETHING.  Let's go crazy and eat some dumb Pizza Hut.  IT COULD HAPPEN.  Craig Robinson would approve.  Actually he probably wouldn't care.  Maybe a little bit.  The more business Pizza Hut does the more they'd pay him incrementally or something, right?  The point is there's no Healthy Way to eat pizza hut.  Well, there is.  Thinnest crust, half cheese, etc.  Not really Pizza Hut if you're not eating the standard Pizza Hut Pan Pizza.  THE POINT IS I'm gonna go take a REAL walk you idiots.  Be back soon.

I'm Real Sorry About That

    HEY!  Took a walk.  Delicious!  90% chance I can write entire act II before delivery.  Then I gotta make a choice whether to do CircleWalk or just CHILL until Super market delivery comes.  The point is let's keep the day moving along.  Got some SPRITE.  Sprite will never be the same for me after the Eternals character Sprite.  Gotta imagine Sprite: The Coca Cola Offshoot Company paid 200 million dollars to have Eternals named Sprite.  You don't have to imagine that.  It's wrong.  But it's fun to imagine wrong things sometimes!  If you don't imagine them, they will never exist.  Because they're wrong.  But if you imagine them THEY KINDA EXIST SOMEHOW.  WELL DONE YOU'VE WILLED SOMETHING WRONG INTO EXISTENCE.  Anyway what else is up.  UNDECIDED between salami or ham sandwich.  This could be a, "Game Changer," either way I go.  Right now leaning towards Salami.  GAME CHANGER.  Anyway it's Passover too I believe.  Gotta imagine some people care about that.  Wonder why.  LOOK maybe I should have gotten pizza last night to eat for today lunch.  But I did the responsible thing and gettin' something from Super Market out of the way immediately.  So what I'm trying to say is I'M A HERO.
    Haven't gotten a hero in a while.  Got a Potato and Egg hero a few months ago which was NOT BAD.  Got some chicken cutlet heroes.  ALSO NOT BAD.  Fried Chicken Cutlet.  GRILLED IS GOOD TOO BUT GOTTA SPLURGE EAT SOME FRIED CHICKEN CUTLET HERO.  What's going on.  I dunno.  The point is Potato Sandwich is something that not a lot of people know about but I think it could be a real GAME CHANGER so to speak.  Jeez.  Gotta do some circlewalking.  Don't wanna fall behind walking schedule!  Staying on track is FUN.  Don't need to backload the walks.  GREAT JUST GREAT what do I put on the TV for the circlewalking HOT SHOT.  Cursed Films: The Rosemary Baby.  Oh okay.  Hmm.  Didn't re-up with mini cancer animal crackers.  Good deal.  I was snacking on them too much the last week.  Also been snacking on cereals too much.  Not TOO too much.  But SOMEWHAT too much.  A TOUCH TOO MUCH.  Say you've got the touch.  A touch too much.  IT'S RELEVANT TO YESTERDAY'S T-SHIRT.
    What's today's t-shirt.  White t-shirt with Black around the edges.  Black indentation around the collar, black indentation around the sleeves.  Kind of a JERSEY t-shirt?  Halfway Jersey?  Dunno what words mean but the point is it's a nice reliable t-shirt that I have very few problems with.  Only two or three.  Not a whole lot all things considered!  Hmm.  The point is I'm having fun getting into cheez-its.  Not good that I'm microsnacking them to a modest amount.  I just like THE PREMISE of starting to get into Salty Snacks.  BEEN NEGLECTING THEM TOO LONG.  GIVE EVERY KIND OF SNACK A TURN.  The point is I have soup for sandwich today but for future sandwiches this week just go with some cheez-its!  HMM.  SOUP IS GOOD WITH SALAMI AND CHEEZ ITS WOULD BE GOOD WITH HAM.  So that SHOULD settle that you'd think.  YOU'D THINK SO but life rarely turns out how you think.  In fact life usually turns out how you DON'T think.  Because you-- yes, you!-- are sorta dumb and are more inclined to be wrong about things.  SORRY I JUST CALL EM LIKE I SEE EM.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Wonderflu.  Got some BBQ Sauce I can put on sandwich.  Only thing I can think of.  Might have some refrigerated jarred jalapeño peppers from half a year ago.  Can't imagine them being fit for human consumption.  So they're fit for some other animal's consumption?  Well if you don't really care about the animal's health, yeah!  And why should you.  They're not your species!  Let em figure things out for yourself.  I'm a HUMAN.  I'm invested in the well being of HUMANS.  This other animal is on its own!  Anyway.  Occurred to me for 10 seconds a few days ago HEY I SHOULD GET A CAT.  Then after that ten seconds was up I forgot about it until just now and now that I remember it I DISAGREE WITH ITS PREMISE.  I don't wanna get a cat and have to take care of it.  Also what's the cat gonna do for me.  Walk around so I can see it.  Great.  Best case scenario, nuzzle up against my leg.  That sounds great but that's a Best Case Scenario.  NOT GUARANTEED AT ALL.  Well I get to NAME the cat.  I like naming things.  And this is a HIGH STAKES name.  This cat is gonna have to DEAL with this name for the rest of its life!  Either way NOT GETTING A CAT.
     Last paragraph of the act.  At this rate PROBABLY gonna do circlewalking for Act III.  Then at some point accept delivery.  Then write act III without another RegularWalk PROBABLY.  That's PROBABLY how things are gonna turn out.  PROBABLY gonna get granola bar I re-upped with when Super Market Delivery comes.  PROBABLY.  DELICIOUS.  Not the biggest granola bar.  Not the healthiest granola bar.  Not the best tasting granola bar.  But it's DEPENDABLE.  Somehow I like it despite it not excelling at anything.  YA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING with this granola bar.  AND IT'S A REAL B- Snack CONSISTANTLY.  What else is going on and crap.  I can't wait to learn about how Rosemary's Baby isn't cursed.  It'll take a solid 46 minutes for them to tell me, though!  That's right around what I wanna take timewise for Circlewalk.  Pretty sure that's around 50% more of RegularWalk but similar calories burned.  Because I'm always slowly turning turn turn turn.  HEY GREAT TIME FOR THAT.

Happy To Be Of Service

    Hey!  Watched Rosemary's Baby Cursed Films Episode.  Sufficiently creepy!  Well done filmmakers.  TVmakers.  InternetSteamingmakers.  The point is I may get entire entry in before accepting Super Market delivery.  And if not, almost all of it!  Anyway having 2nd snack of the day NOW instead of waiting for dependable granola bar.  I'm hungry!  YA EAT WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY.  That's something we learn as babies.  Presumably.  Not really.  YA EAT WHEN YOU'RE FED is what we learn as babies.  And also SOMETIMES NOT EVEN THEN IF YOU WANNA BE A BABY ABOUT IT.  But the point is I got great fiber bar, coffee #2, soda.  And done with the main chore of the day-- this entry-- pretty soon!  Let's see.  Circle Walking for about 45-50 minutes.  Figure that equates to about a regular walk.  HEY THIS EQUATES TO ABOUT A PARAGRAPH.  ONLY FOUR MORE OF THOSE SUCKERS I GOTTA WRITE.  Hey Baseball is soon already.  GOTTA WATCH THAT SUCKER.
     What else is up.  They talked ZERO about Roman Polanski being a monster for an entire 46 minutes.  And they talked about his personal life a lot!  Guess they don't wanna get sued or something.  OH YEAH HOT SHOT?  I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR NOT TALKING ABOUT IT.  HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES.  How many apples is that.  I DUNNO FIVE OR SIX.  Sounds pretty good.  YEAH ACTUALLY GIMME THEM APPLES BACK.  I DUNNO WHY I'M GIFTING YOU APPLES.  I never said I was giving them to you.  I said how do you like them.  You can like or dislike apples that don't belong to you EASY.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  I didn't mind the CircleWalking.  Been a couple of months since I've done it and it wasn't that terrible an experience!  Too much gum, though.  Constantly pressured to start a new piece of gum.  You're outside walking, you're stuck with the one or two pieces you started with.  Unless you bring a pack with you.  Which you may on your longer walks.  But not the length of walks I take.  ANYWAY walking in a circle in my room ya get impulses to pop in a new piece of gum CONSTANTLY.  MY WALKS ARE CURSED BY IMPULSE GUM.
    Hmm.  Speaking of gum-- been only doing one piece at a time for a while now!  Can't even place when I made the switch from 2 pieces at once to 1.  Good for me.  Good for the environment!  After plastics Gum is the worst thing for the environment.  What about Nuclear Radiation.  I think that slots in at number three after gum.  It's close there's no questioning that.  What else is going on.  IS Charles Manson still alive.  And is he cultivating followers in prison.  Gotta imagine he's TRYING TO.  Unless he's in solitary confinement permanently.  Either way I think he's gonna have a tough go of it.  Prison People aren't his ideal target audience for the kind of nonsense he's spreading.  I KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT HIM, HIS PRISON LIFE, PRISONERS, OR THE KIND OF NONSENSE HE'S BEEN SPREADING.  But the point is NICE FACIAL HAIR YOU IDIOT.  Not sure if I'm being sarcastic or not.  I don't know!  I have no strong feelings good or bad about his facial hair.  Pretty iconic, though!  So he's got that going for him!
     Penultimate paragraph.  The point is IF Charlie Manson ran for congress as a conservative WOULD TRUMP ENDORSE HIM?  My guess?  ABSOLUTELY.  Game recognize Game.  Hmm.  Anyway Ides of April.  I'm confident 4/15 has meant something to me in my life at some point.  Maybe it wasn't National Holiday or something.  But FOR ME I remember SOMETHIN.  HEY just got text message from Super Market saying we're next!  May squeeze in entire entry before that pans out.  It's gonna be close!  Anyway BIRTHDAYS?  I dunno.  Can't think of anyone I care(d) about having a 4.15 birthday.  Wait is that MY birthday.  No.  Oh well that's one person who I care(d) about down at least.  What else.  Have lunch in about 2-2.5 hours.  Despite where I am in walking/shower schedule and whatnot.  I just feel right now the best time to have lunch is in about 2-2.5 hours from now!  NOT SET IN STONE OR ANYTHING.  Great one more paragraph and then I'm done.
     Yesterday had no hassle uploading this to internet.  Maybe the hassle is back today.  Let's hope not.  Anyway tomorrow I SHOULD be able to have ice cream sandwich/kwest bar for breakfast.  BUT I may decide to have cereal-egg-eggo anyway.  IT'S WAY TOO EARLY TO THINK ABOUT THIS.  But it's fun all the same.  The point is hmm.  Is it Hitler's birthday?  Better LTURQ and hope against hope it isn't.  WHEW It was 4.20.  Which is what I thought.  Because that's also Marijuana Day.  But 4.15 isn't that far off from 4.20 so for a second I was like wait a second am I celebrating Hitler's Birthday in the back of my mind?  I'M NOT!  Wait a second is it bad that I remember Hitler's birthday at all?  NO.  I remember MARIJUANA DAY.  Hitler's birthday being on the same day is a TECHNICALITY.  Also Earth Day is ALSO 4.20 OR 4.22.  And I'm ALL ABOUT Earth Day.  Let's LTURQ.  EARTH DAY IS 4.22.  Well what the Hell is 4.15.  Jeez.  The point is I MADE IT THE ENTRY IS OVER.  Great!  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-12:15 P.M.

Thursday, April 14, 2022

Can't Wait To Read This

    Hey!  Good stuff from yesterday.  My Mom did my laundry!  I didn't even need to do anything.  Just bring clothes down and then a little bit later bring them back up after being laundered!  Went through the day without beer without it really making a difference!  Bange a fair/modest amount at night but hopefully I'm getting that out of my system.  Which is more.  Fair or modest.  I dunno.  Somewhere between fair and modest or between modest and fair.  Something like that.  Anyway.  Had cereal and ice cream sandwich for breakfast today.  HYBRID.  Let's get this out of the way-- meals today are Old Fashioned Freedom Toast and Part II of III of Steak & Stuffed Mushrooms!  AMAZING.  WE GOT THAT ALL OUT OF THE WAY.  Also the Mets won.  This makes my life better.  Hmm.  I think I LIKE getting into the routine of watching at least part of every game from Game One.  I'm there along for the ride for the long haul!  SHARED EXPERIENCE with HUNDREDS of other Met fans across the city.  Or state.  Across the City-State.  Maybe Tri-State area.  I dunno! 
    I read New Jersey was setting up Recreational Marijuana Dispensaries within WEEKS.  And in a related article they implied NY will have them up SOMETIME THIS YEAR!!!  WOW.  I was imagining sometime NEXT year.  This is the best news since the last news that was slightly better than this!  Whatever.  The Mets have a day off today.  Good for them.  I wish them the best of luck enjoying themselves.  Go to some strip clubs or something.  I dunno what baseball players do in their free time!  Probably deviants.  Perverts.  What else.  How much of a strip club is ladies stripping and how much is ladies already being stripped.  I'm guessing for the most part it's ladies already being stripped.  Sure there's routines where they're stripping.  But ON AVERAGE your random Strip Club I think the ladies are just stripped most of the times.  This is what I've gathered from TV and Movie.  So you KNOW it's accurate.
     Hmm.  On schedule today!  Right on target.  Delicious.  Anyway.  Yesterday I decided Twitter wasn't good for my mental health and just frustrated me.  So I logged out and removed the app from my Phone Main Page.  This morning I re-upped with looking at it!  I get BORED.  What else am I supposed to do as a MicroActivity.  CRYPTOS?!?!  NFTS?!?!!  NO thanks.  Anyway.  Probably have Frenched Toast and Steak & Seafood in the order you'd expect.  In terms of lunch and/or dinner.  MAYBE MIX IT UP.  I'm unpredictable like that.  You could probably predict me making such a move.  Fine I AM predictable like that.  There we go.  HEY National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Nothing.  Okay.  Let's say Tomorrow is Liquid Egg White Day.  Look ALL egg whites are liquid.  Not once they've been cooked. ...I guess that's true.  I GOT MYSELF GOOD.  Wonderful Self Improvement is The Name Of The Game.  Is it?  I dunno!  I like the game aspect though.  I like it when life is a game.  LESS STAKES to when life is uh... the opposite of a game. 
    Sure!  Lots of clean shirts.  What a blessing.  Big Ups to my Mom.  Deleted HAM from super market order.  Two Super Market sandwiches a week is enough I feel.  Three is pushing it!  I'll get bored!  Still got turkey and lean salami once a week each for the next two weeks.  YEAH.  GOT THEM GOOD.  Re-upping with Frozen Potato as POTATO TOTS and not FREEDOM FRIES.  GREAT.  Tots are wonderflu.  One would imagine.  I saw the Democratic Congressional Progressive Congress is NOT endorsing the great Progressive Nina Turner in her Democratic Primary.  IT'S A SCANDAL.  From what I understand she's as great as they come and the other person incumbent they're endorsing ain't as good!  OH NO NOW I HAVE NO FAITH IN ANYTHING.  That's not so bad.  Having no faith in anything is A LOT easier than having faith in 10% of things.  NO CONFUSION NOW.  Everything is bad.  That's easy to remember.  Hmm.  Anyway for what its worth I ENDORSE THE MORE PROGRESSIVE PERSON.  I'd say her name but, ya know.  FINE WHATEVER IT'S NINA TURNER.  THERE IS A SEASON TURN TURN TURN.
    I saw they might be dropping Iowa as kick-off state for Democratic Presidential Primaries.  GREAT.  I think Iowa is kind of dumb!  I always FELT that way but could never say it unless I want to run for president.  Now I can say it all I want.  DUMB DUMB DUMB.  There is a season dumb dumb dumb.  Look I'm sure some of Iowa isn't dumb.  I KNOW it isn't.  But the point is I forget.  Also if it were up to me what state would be first.  And I CAN'T SAY New York.  Why not.  CAUSE I HAVE VESTED INTEREST IN THAT BEING FIRST.  Hmm. Okay.  Let's see.  HOW ABOUT...  hmm.. this is a tough one.  California comes to mind.  Because picking a highly progressive state comes to mind.  And I IMAGINE California Democrats skew more liberal.  HMM.  Then again.  HMM.  Has anyone suggested IOWA?  It's the worst of all worlds.  GREAT COMPROMISE.  What else is going on and crap.  Hey it's time to get coffee.  I'll be RIGHT back.
    I saw Michigan is trying to make a push to be First State in primary.  I dunno off the top of my head that seems kind of reasonable.  OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.  Haven't crunched THE NUMBERS yet.  Anyway.  Is 2024 going to be a contested primary for Democratic Candidate?  Obviously if Joe Biden isn't running people will run against each other.  But if Joe Biden is running is it gonna get dirty with people running against him?  My guess?  PROBABLY.  Some dumb person(s) will make a name for themselves, the media would love it, ENEMIES OF THE STATE will love it because it hurts Joe Biden politically.  So basically If Something Bad Can Happen It Will Happen.  That's some sort of science/philosophy/mathematical logic rule, right?  Anything that happens is always The Worst Of All Worlds.  Sounds about right.  I wanna see Joe Biden run again.  I don't know WHY.  I just don't wanna have to start all over with someone new.  TOO MUCH WORK.  TOO HEAVY ON THE HEART.
     Seventh paragraph.  Anyway.  I feel like it would be a hassle if in a few months I have access to legal marijuana safely and legally and I bring it up to my parents I wanna try it.  BUT I think they would eventually be okay with it, particularly my Mom, who may wanna try it herself.  SO I GOT THAT GOING FOR ME.  NOW WE PLAY THE WAITING GAME.  Then when the waiting game is up I try it and it makes me paranoid.  THEN WE REALIZE THE WAITING GAME WAS POINTLESS AND I WAS WAITING FOR NOTHING.  GREAT.  At least it was a game.  Again, as long as we're playing games in life, the stakes are low!  Good way to go about things.  What else is up.  Is there a good person running in Democratic Primary for NY Governor.  As far as I know it's just a couple of duds.  Gonna have to look into that at some point one would imagine.  Anyway.  Trying to decide next time I check my weight at HomeScale.  My guess is instead of doing it on a Set Day, I do it on a day where I feel like I've made a certain currently-undetermined amount of progress in lowering it vaguely by a little bit.  YEAH.
     Eighth paragraph!  Thursday.  Yep.  Let's see what Cursed Film there is for us today.  ROSEMARY'S BABY.  I saw that movie!  Several times.  I'll watch this 40 minutes sure.  HEY IT'S 46 MINUTES.  Well life just keeps getting better and better doesn't it.  Anyway.  Mets are off today.  That's okay.  I'll figure something else out.  Maybe do FANTASY BASEBALL DRAFT.  Let's do that for real.  SURE the first week of the season is lost but I can start from this point on.  Why not.  Gotta do it AT NIGHT.  So I'm HOME for all o it.  DANGIT this is really more of an AFTERNOON activity.  Maybe I can work out walks so that I'm home for 2 hours.  SEEMS PLAUSIBLE BUT AT THE SAME TIME WHO CARES.  Gimme some Starling Marte.  Where does he slot in at Overall Yahoo Fantasy Rankings.  Off the top of my head I'm gonna guess 53rd.  Could be high!  Could be low!  TWENTY FOUR.  WOW THIS GUY IS GONNA BE A THIRD ROUNDER.  Makes sense.  He checks off all them categories.  I was just HOPING he'd drop to the fifth or sixth round.  Now I know that he won't do I really wanna do a draft at all?  I'm not so sure.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Whatever.  Gotta stop thinking about Trying To Lose .5-1.5 pounds in two weeks before Official Weigh In.  Gotta start thinking about Doing Exact Maintence except presumably just losing 2 pounds very gradually.  SAY BY THE START OF THE SEASON SUMMER.  Like 10 weeks!  Wait a second that's bad too.  Just have NO GOAL.  Just do maintenance but err on the side of very lightly going under in general.  THAT'S THE WAY TO GO.  Too bad it's IMPOSSIBLE.  What else is up.  Gotta imagine stealing bases burns off the calories a lot.  Starling Marte must be in great shape.  What's a great shape really.  If we weren't associating it with a human, I think people in bad shape, those actual silhouettes shapes would be like hey those are nice interesting shapes.  Hmm.  Anyway.  I dunno.  Warm day today!  Warmest morning in a while.  Presumably gets even warmer.  LET'S SEE HOW WARM IT DOES GET.  WHAT THE HELL IT GETS UP TO 79.  TOO WARM.  GREAT.  Probably don't have to wear ANY sweatshirt jacket.  Gonna go FREESTYLE in my shirt.  Sure the word Freestyle is wrong.  I can't think of the right word!  Get off my back about it.
     Last paragraph of the act.  So I got that going for me.  NOT gonna re-up with Pop Tarts this week.  WOW WHAT A RESPONSIBLE.  Wanted to get a black and white for one breakfast.  But I'm NOT gonna do that because every time I do that I don't think I've actually had it as breakfast a single time.  And end up making it part of a binge.  HMM MAYBE I CAN TRY JUST ONCE MORE.  I'll think about it!  What else.  THESE JOKERS AT THE DINER GAVE ME STRING BEANS INSTEAD OF BROCCOLI.  I'm not gonna eat string beans.  Donated them to my Dad.  Now I have Steak & Stuffed Mushroom Three Part'r without vegetable.  Well Stuffed Mushroom is partly vegetable.  That's true.  Potato is vegetable.  That's also true.  So basically I'm mostly eating vegetables but it could have been even more.  Oh well that's life.  Anyway hey I'll be back in a little bit!

Gotta Write It First

    Hey.  With current schedule today, I CAN fit in a draft this afternoon.  Up to 2 hours at least.  Maybe a little bit more.  That should do it.  YEAH LET'S GO WITH THAT FOR SOME REASON.  Anyway hot outside!  Dropped down from Heavier Sweatshirt Jacket in first walk to regular sweatshirt jacket this walk and by the middle of the day I predict NO JACKET AT ALL.  Wow what a prediction.  Accurate!  That's what makes a good prediction.  Or maybe one that's PROVOCATIVE.  Or gets, "CLICKS."  That's what makes something good these days.  Yes everything else is all well and good but will it get, "CLICKS."  I dunno.  I feel like that's a great place for society will be.  LOOK AT SOME POINT WE WILL MOVE ON FROM CLICKS.  I CAN'T WAIT.  What we move onto might be even worse than Clicks.  OH NO I CAN WAIT.  What else is going on. My strategy is DRAFT AS MANY METS AS POSSIBLE.  Which is odd because usually your strategy is to WIN THE GAME.
     What else.  Based on the last 3 days, I'd consider it a good enough accomplishment to be the same weight as I was when they checked me on Monday!  When they check me in 13 days.  FAIR ENOUGH.  The point is Life Is Going Great.  No alcohol and I'm doing okay!  I think I might have misinterpreted why I was doing better.  WARMER WEATHER.  METS BASEBALL SEASON.  KNOWING I'M AT A RELATIVELY COMFORTABLE WEIGHT.  EARLIER WALKING SCHEDULE SO I GET A NICE NIGHTTIME TO RELAX.  Hmm.  Beer would be the frosting on the clicks but all that other stuff STILL brings my day up fro B- to... well... still a B-.  But a BETTER B-.  No way to know it when you give/receive the grade but just know that somehow it's still B- territory but on the upper end.  So I got that going for me is the point.  My Mom asked me if Super Market sells liquid All Eggs With Yolk.  Like how I get egg whites.  Like that, but also with the yolk.  I said YES It's called Cracking An Egg.  I WIN THAT CONFRONTATION.  Not really a confrontation.  Either way I WIN.
    Great.  Most likely having Freedom Toast for lunch and Steak * Seafood for dinner.  Maybe around a 2:15 PM/7:45 PM OR SO TIME LINE.  UP IN THE AIR.  I don't know about that at all yet at this moment.  What else is up.  Michigan is where Detroit Lives. I'm comfortable with Detroit having a say in President.  They seem to have everything else figured out, why not our president.  What else is up.  Am I eligible for President in 2024.  Let's see.  YEP.  I turn 35 in December of 2023.  I feel like that's close enough, right?  I'd have to ANNOUNCE AND REGISTER as presidential candidate before then maybe, though?  Not sure!  Either way I'm not gonna run for president.  Not gonna run for anything!  I'm not QUALIFIED get off my back about it.  Then again I'd be taking the spot of someone who's gonna use the office for evil.  I would just use it for Being Bad At It.  I think Being Bad At Doing Good is probably a better option than someone whose Being Good At Doing Bad.  Usually.  For the most part.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Amazing.  I BET ROSEMARY'S BABY ISN'T THAT CURSED.  The last one wasn't cursed at all.  Wasn't impressed!  And this one is AFTER that.  Usually you do the best ones first.  I dunno maybe they're trying to build momentum.  Maybe Rosemary's Curse is Cursed afterall!  Oh right Roman Polanski directed it and turned out to be a monster.  There!  That's the curse!  Okay now I get it fair enough.  WE GOT THE SUBWAY SHOOTER.  I dunno.  Maybe I'm dumb and/or wrong and/or unbalanced but I don't care about this story so much?  With all the catastrophes in the world I think this shouldn't take precedence in our mind over it.  Especially in the way it's being framed.  You wanna frame it as a disastrous performance of police even though they're given all the funding and room to fuck with people they want?  GREAT that's a story.  But just on a human interest level LOOK I'M SORRY PEOPLE GOT SHOT, AND PEOPLE HAVE TO WORRY A BIT MORE NOW.  But there's more important things!  TIME TO CANCEL ME.  Oh well I've lived a good life.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Sure.  No ham sandwich tomorrow afternoon.  For some reason that was the first thing I wanted to eat when re-upping with super market and it was also the first thing I deleted because I felt I had too much going on.  OH WELL LIVE AND LEARN.  Hmm.  I'm not deleting SALAMI.  That's a non-started.  Turkey is STANDARD GENERIC SANDWICH.  I guess I COULD delete turkey.  Hmm.  Gonna have to think about that.  YA KNOW WHAT LET'S DO THAT.  Then think about CHANGING IT BACK if I have to.  Anyway I dunno.  Pretty ahead of schedule today.  Today's the day to do a Fantasy Baseball Draft in afternoon if I'm gonna do it.  Probably should do it.  Gimme something to check every day.  Gimme more context in terms of following baseball this year.  Know more about the players and how the other teams are doing and whatknot.  AND I LIKE FOLLOWING BASEBALL.  So much better than Following NOTHING.  That's a real chore.  Whatever.  I'll be back soon!

Fine I'll Just Wait Here

    This way I can go with a 2 Part'r Full Turkey Dinner some time this week.  Sounds great just great.  Wonderful.  I hope I can post this to the internet hassle free.  Yesterday I was having some troubles.  I was able to post it yesterday but I think I'm pretty worried that it's gonna be a hassle today!  Oh well that's life.  Hassle after hassle.  My life is relatively hassle free.  But that just makes When There Is A Hassle all the more unpleasant!  Anyway.  HAM SANDWICH TOMORROW.  With MATZOH BALL SOUP.  Probably ENTIRE MATZOH BALL THAT'S HOW I ROLL.  Also MATZOHBALL CAN'T ROLL.  Well maybe it can.  On the appropriate ramp.  But if you try pushing it on a flat surface, some balls might roll a bit, not this one!  It's CONSISTANTCY doesn't allow it!  So keep that in mind when ordering your soups.   What else is up.  Whether I do draft today might rely on whether I can post entry immediately or whether I need to spend an hour of Trouble Shooting.  MAY RELY HARDCORE.
     Hey May is coming up in a couple of weeks.  May is great.  I got no problem with May!  It may be a little TOO good!  Like, Hey May, cool it down some!  We get it!  May is pleasant!  Ugh.  No jacket at all last walk.  FINALLY.  People can see the t-shirts I'm wearing.  I'm wearing my AC/DC T shirt today!  Now people have to DEAL WITH THAT.  What else is up.  One of my favorite things when taking walks is being behind people walking too slowly and having to creep up behind them and around them and in front of them to their shock and discomfort.  LOOK I MEAN NO HARM.  I JUST CAN'T WALK BEHIND YOU.  Mostly because I WANNA WALK FASTER THAN YOU AND YOU'D SLOW ME DOWN but also partly because I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE LOOKING AT YOU INDEFINITELY.  YOU LOOK AT ME.  THAT'S MORE MY SPEED.  Also I started watching SPEED II yesterday.  I'll continue that today!  Seems like a nice dumb movie.  Upset Keanu Reeves wasn't in it.  Kinda assumed he was!  OH WELL THEY GOT WILLAM DEFOE INSTEAD AS VILLAIN.  Not bad!  Not bad at all.  Well HE'S bad.  Presumably.  His character.  Haven't made it that far into the film yet to say for sure!
     Okay.  What else is going on.  Speed II!  That's the thing I can do when I'm up to the point in the day when hey time to put something on TV and whatknot.  So I got that going for me.  Turkey dinner is like Chicken dinner I had a week or so ago.  Same sides I had there!  STUFFING.  BAKED POTATO.  BROCCOLI PRESUMABLY.  Soup or salad I WILL DONATE TO MY DAD.  BREAD I WILL DONATE TO MY DAD.  That's two meals I guess.  Gotta imagine there's enough turkey there.  Also this is THICK SLICES OF TURKEY.  I've been having this thinly sliced super market turkey LIKE A CHUMP.  Now we're getting SERIOUS about turkey and having thick slices.  Hey great my life is turning out relatively okay for the next week.  Gotta imagine this'll happen around Monday-Wednesday.  That's good.  Anyway.  When I ultimately decrease walks because I'm comfortable with weight, I think I'm just gonna drop ONE.  Eight to seven.  I GET CONFUSED WITH WHAT LIFE IS BELOW SEVEN.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Having delicious low calorie Chocolate Chip Cookie Flavored Brownie.  Amazing.  This is great!  It's healthy to eat snacks!  Gotta imagine I'll not eat too many today.  I haven't eaten too many UP UNTIL THIS POINT.  So that's halfway there and whatknot.  What else is going on and crap.  DANGIT if Website doesn't post to internet not sure how to fix it.  From what I gather it may not be a GoDaddy issue.  They helped me with Last Time when they were relevant to the problem.  This might be an issue with something else!  I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.  How about with GoDaddy.  FINE I KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN but they might not help me.  If this is an issue.  Which I'm saying 50/50 it will be.  Oh well that's life.  Sometimes I think about what Go Daddy means.  Why did they go with that phrase as their company name.  Never can figure it out completely.  It's like a rubicks cube.  What does Rubicks mean.  It's the thing the cube is.  Oh I get it.  Probably spelled differently.  Oh I get it.  Wonderflu.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Unless I have to do customer support for the next 13 hours.  Then it becomes the first paragraph of tomorrow!  Not really.  Fine whatever get off my back about it.  Anyway.  Whatta do with Freedom Toast.  Maybe put it in toaster.  I'd have to do TWO TOASTINGS though.  Three pieces!  Only two slots per toaster.  Maybe put it in oven.  Microwave.  Cold.  I got lots of options and all of them are eh this option is pretty good, not the greatest, not the worst.  All options Are That.  What else is up.  WAIT NO.  Cold is the wor... WAIT A SECOND IS IT?  Maybe cold IS a legit option.  Now I don't know what to think.  I didn't know what to think earlier though to be fair.  Won't know what to think in the immediate future.  The point is one day I'll figure out what to think.  Not today though!  Be back tomorrow!

-11:38 A.M.

Wednesday, April 13, 2022

I Feel Seen

    HEY!  Just had Zoom Therapist Appointment.  Good deal!  Committed to her and my father last night not to re-up with beer this week.  Reserving the right to go right back to it next week!  Anyway.  Bange ate again yesterday.  But the last two nights are made up for completely by not drinking for a week.  So it was a Productive Bange because it probably will lead to me not drinking for A While!  SO THAT'S MY LIFE.  What else is my life.  THINKING ABOUT GETTING FROZEN PRECOOKED PANCAKES.  Hmm that IS part of my life.  It was the last thing I was thinking about before Appointment.  HEY I LIKE PANCAKES.  I WONDER IF I CAN EAT PANCAKES MORE EASILY.  That sort of thing.  Got Kids Chicken Parm for lunch.  WILDCARD DELIVERY for dinner.  Kinda thinking about the Frenched Toast.  Look lets get all of this crap out of the way in this paragraph.  We just did.  Oh.  Met Game at 1:05 PM!  I WILL BE WATCHING THAT ON DELAY BUT PERHAPS IN REAL TIME.  I know those are contradictions.  They're the exception that proves the rule.
     Okay.  Down to my last clean shirt.  Told my Mom I'd do laundry if she guides me.  Wonderflu.  Watched another shitty or two movies on Shutter.  Nothing good!  But it sure killed some time.  WOW SPOOKY.  KILLING.  Movies KILLING your time is a Scary.  Imagine how much better you could have spent that time.  HORRIFYING.  Hmm.  Behind Early Schedule today cause of ZOOM but still not behind schedule in what has been general schedule over the last couple of months.  YEAH.  Had last pop tart after binging most of them with Ice Cream Sandwich for breakfast.  YEAH.  Now I have NONE.  Probably STICK WITH NONE.  Best most positive use I got out of them was pairing with ice cream sandwich for breakfast.  SOON I'M GONNA HAVE KWEST BARS FOR THAT.  See you IN HELL Pop Tarts!  I should probably get 5 boxes just in case I change my mind.  FINE JUST ONE BOX.  Good compromise.  SUCKER.  Hmm.  The point is Get home by 7:00-8:00 before last walk-- hopefully with dinner still waiting in the wings.  EVENINGS TO REMEMBER.  With or without alcohol!  BASEBALL AIDED MAYBE.
    Could be!  Might pan out to be a thing.  Anyway I'm seeing there's definitely places I can go in The New York City to buy marijuana hassle free and problem free and its only a third way shady.  STILL NOT GONNA DO THAT.   I can't go around all city.  Also I'm too lazy!  Oh well that's life.  What am I gonna do with afternoon.  Oh right The Mets Game.  But what am I gonna do with the day non-Mets game.  Oh right Not Drink.  Wonderful.!  I might be doing activities during the day and/or especially night and I'm like hey this is as good as when I was drinking over the past week.  So that's good.  STARLING MARTE STOLE A BASE YESTERDAY.  Congratulations to all those who have him on their Fantasy Baseball Team.  THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.  Hmm.  Have they ever considered one way to spice up baseball is to have two balls in play at all times.  My guess is I Hope Not.  And if so Hope that guy got fired.  But then hired by somewhere else.  Then fired again.  Then he takes his own life.  Well that's too bad is how we all feel about this guy.
     What else.  Lots of room for snacks.  Let's try not to make that what my life revolves around, though!  What should life revolve around.  The Sun.  Yes I know in a MACRO SENSE all of our lives are revolving around the sun.  But I meant on a MICRO or NON MACRO OR MICRO BUT MIDDLERO sense.  Revolving around the Earth's Core?  Is that accurate.  I know the Earth is rotating all the time.  Is core more or less staying stationary?  Or rotating along with surface.  I'd look that up but I think we're all satisfied with the question itself without having to know the answer.  Because I'm and You Are dumb.  National Food Of the Day Tomorrow Is...  NOTHIN.  Spoiler alert.  NOTHIN FOR THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW EITHER.  Okay let's figure this one out.  Tomorrow is National Cinnamon Brownie Day.  Day after is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day.  Day after is IT IS SOMETHING NO SPOILERS.  Not even gonna spoil it for myself!  Saw it was something then quickly looked away!
     Coffee after this paragraph.  Amazing!  Looking forward to baseball just isn't the same if I'm not putting things that make me feel good inside my body.  Hmm.  Whose pitching today.  Old Man Scherzer?  YEP.  That should be a MASTERCLASS in pitching.  Also in Master Classes of course the teacher is a master.  Are the students relative masters, too?  Gotta imagine to be able to qualify for this class you've gotta be PRETTY MASTERISH already.  They don't just let introductory level students into a Master Class.  Waste of Master's Time!  Hmm.  Waste of Introductory Level Students time!  They're lost from day one.  They don't know what's going on.  Completely fruitless exercise!  KIND OF LIKE UNFERTILE TREES.  You know.  What's the word.  Not IMPOTENT.  Maybe Impotent.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEAH IMPOTENT.  That's Trees for ya!  Coffee time!
    Sure.  I forget most of what I said with therapist over 20 minutes but part of it was her encouraging me to take public transportation.  I'm not 100% sure we were even clear on TO WHAT.  She was just a proponent of public transportation.  WHICH BROUGHT UP ALL THE FEELS IN ME.  I LOVE public transportation.  I'd take it all day going nowhere!  I think I've either done that in real life, in a dream, it just sort of in a day dream.  But I CAN'T because of pandemic and vulnerable people in my crapshack.  So get off my back about it!  Also I feel SAFE in subways.  This one guy shot a bunch of people and didn't kill one!  Not bothered!  I'd risk getting shot sure why not what difference does it make to me.  Maybe it's fun.  Maybe it's REAL fun.  The point is my heart goes out to all the victims who survived but presumably maybe  their organs were hit so they're not just gonna bounce back from that.  Also not literally.  Heart stays in my Heart Chamber.  FOR HEALTH REASONS.
     Seventh paragraph!  Yeah!  Gilbert Gottfried died.  He will forever be known to me as yet another a comedian I don't realize is good and I should look into and enjoy until they're dead.  Oh well that's life.  Gilbert Got FRIED.  Is that anything.  I don't think they've released information about cause of death.  Maybe he got fried, maybe he didn't.  50/50!  We have no ideas as of now.  What else is going on and crap.  Not gonna have Late Late Dinner anymore.  Maybe sometimes but not standard.  KINDA late dinner/lunch.  LOOK ROUTINES FOR WHEN TO HAVE MEALS INEVITABLE FAIL IMMEDIATELY.  So let's just take it day by day.  IT IS A DAY.  TODAY.  I NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR TODAY.  Ok for today Let's say 2-3 PM Lunch, 7-8 PM Dinner.  YEAH LET'S SAY THAT IT SOUNDS GREAT TO ME OFF THE TOP OF MY NOGGIN.  Okay.  Passover is coming up.  Which is an APT name for a holiday for American Jews because most of us will PASS OVER IT without celebrating it in the least.  YEAH.  The most we celebrate it is getting a box of Matzoh MORE OFTEN THAN NOT.  Probably not this year.  SORRY.
      Eighth paragraph.  What else is up.  Getting closer to the rest of the day.  I can KIND OF IMAGINE being happy with rest o the day just under the premise Chore(s) of the day is (Are) done.  Writing entry basically.  And taking lots of walks in short period of time.  That's fun.  Then we get that feeling again in Evening!  Done with entire chore(s) of the day of All The Walks.  SOUNDS GREAT.  Let's see if we can make this a B routine instead of a B- Routine.  It's all in my head!  I can trick myself into living a B life if I really put my mind to it!  Probably.  Seems reasonable.  Anyway.  Not gonna get re-up with Amazon order until Friday.  Including delicious Kwest Bars.  Which means I can't have them with ice cream sandwich for breakfast until SATURDAY morning.  OH BOY SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO.  Now we're talking!  Eh I don't care that much.  Now we're talking!  Sure we are.  Sure.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  What else is up.  Forget about snacks MEALS GONNA BE GREAT TODAY.  Also forget about meals BEING HOME BETWEEN WALKS gonna be a great.  Probably have one longerish period between walks where I take AN HOUR FIFTEEN MINUTE LONG REST.  COULD BE DONE.  What else.  Figure if/when I reach 120 pounds, I drop down walks just from 8 to 7.  I LIKE WALKS.  I feel my life would be WORSE with 6 or less walks.  Seven!  That's the way to go!  Hmm.  Maybe get HAM too.  Three sandwiches for the week two weeks in a row.  Lean Salami, Turkey AND HAM.  Let's go for it.  NO VEGGIE BURGER.  SEE YOU IN HELL Veggie Burger.  And by HELL I mean TWO WEEKS FROM NOW.  No reason not to suspect Two Weeks From Now Will Be Hell.  Kinda seems like that's more or less where we're trending.  But I'm still getting/ eating Veggie Burgers In Two Weeks Hell.  So how bad can it really be.  Hmm.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Mets line up is DEEP.  Really makes ya think.  That sort of thing.  Anyway.  Baseball players get a lot of exercise.  Just think about all those times you're playing in the outfield and then the half inning ends and you have to run all the way back to the dug out.  And then an inning later GOTTA RUN ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE OUTFIELD.  This happens NINE TIMES A GAME.  That alone is pretty tiring for most people.  So we should respect them more.  They're putting their body THROUGH HELL getting on off the field of play.  Anyway.  Also yes of course we should respect infielders less.  Not as much running back and forth!  LOOK they're doing okay.  I appreciate what they're doing.  Still pretty good!  I dunno.  What else is going on.  Catcher I dunno.  He can sort of lolligag his way to and from dugout to catching position.  This guy is kinda phoning it in.  The point is time to take a walk.  Be back soon!

I Think We Understand Each Other

    HEY.  If I lose 100 calories a day I will be at goal weight EXACTLY START OF SUMMERSEASON.  Sounds reasonable.  I could do that easily if no Banges.  WHICH MAKES SENSE BECAUSE EVERY OTHER TIME I WANTED TO STOP DOING BANGES I WAS SUCCESSFUL.  Anyway.  I was thinking briefly hey it'd be nice to get into the pool for summerseason.  Especially now that I'm not self conscious about my fat.  Then I realized OH NO PANDEMIC.  Again if I was living alone SURE I'D POOL IT UP.  But I'M NOT.  Can't pool it up!  Maybe next year!  Probably not!  Maybe I need my own pool.  Also I feel like in The Sims WAY MORE PEOPLE have pools to their house than in real life.  I feel like that's almost STANDARD.  You're building a The Sims house and over 50% of the time you're gonna be like well this guy needs a pool of course.  Maybe doesn't need it.  But it's good for him and good for driving the price of the real estate up.
     Probably.  Anyway.  Sims scares me.  I had played it a few dozen times and then once while my Sim was sleeping a clown appeared out of nowhere and woke him up and really JOLTED ME UP too and NO THANK YOU.  I don't need that kind of horror out of my free time.  What else.  HAM EH.  That could be THE FIRST MEAL I EAT after re-upping with Super Market.  Nice ham sandwich.  Delicious!  Anyway TODAY IS FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH.  Except for the Friday part.  But we're halfway there which I feel is pretty notable in and of itself.  What else is up.  Juneteenth falling on a Friday would be pretty unlucky for African Americans.  I'm saying what nobody's thinking!  What else is up.  At what point do we ALL celebrate Juneteenth.  I feel like a couple of years ago it was oh never really heard of that good stuff.  And each year we're a bit more aware of it and appreciate it and whatnot.  Gotta imagine if DECENCY WINS THE DAY IN AMERICA at some point we're ALL just celebrating it.  DECENCY WINNING THE DAY IN AMERICA?  WELL MAYBE ONE SINGLE SOLITARY DAY.  BUT THEN IT GOES BACK TO INDECENT FOR THE REST OF TIME.
     Okay.  Anyway.  Was halfway partway almost on the wayway to buy candy and/or other sweets on late afternoon walk yesterday at peak moment of my Constant Grazing/Slow Motion Bange.  REFRAINED.  I spent 2 minutes in Bodega looking for anything good.  If I Saw that QUEST BAR I woulda gotten it either for then or save for breakfast the next day.  DIDN'T SEE IT.  Nothing jumped out at me that I needed.  WALKED AWAY to live another day.  Probably would have lived another day even if I ate a bar of candy.  Even if I ate TEN bars of candy.  Anything more than ten and I can't say for certain whether I would have lived another day.  So the point is Great Good For Me.  SURE I HAD A BUNCH OF DIMES.  TWO QUARTERS TOO.  Way more than enough for 2-3 bars.  NOT ENOUGH FOR TEN.  The point is I forget.  Don't get pop tarts.  That's the moral of the story!  Who needs em.  People who like Banging on Delicious with No Regrets.  Oh.  Okay.  Then it's a nice thing they got going on.  Good for them!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  No beer with Act II!  I was able to write it without being in mental and or chemical pain.  I might be in chemical pain.  Not sure what that means exactly.  Seems like something I might be suffering with though.  What else is up.  I don't like the close-ups of Buck Showwalter during the game.  Always looks confused!  Look I like what I hear from Mets Propaganda Network SNY about how great a manager he is.  But he looks CONFUSED during the games.  I'm sure he's NOT.  He's processing dozens of things all at once SUFFICIENTLY and perhaps even EXCEEDINGLY well.  I'm just sayin'!  RESTING CONFUSED FACE.  Could be unique to him or it could be common among all baseball managers mid-game.  NO JUDGMENT.  Maybe they only show him when Confusing Things Are Happening.  That's a LEGIT possibility.  What's their motive to show him when nothing confusing is happening.  Now all the pieces are coming together.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Great just great.  Did some NONSWEET snacking yesterday.  Shovelling a relatively modest amount of cheez its down my gullet hole.  Wasn't a HUGE part of Grazing-Slow-Motion-Bange.  But definitely more than a few pieces.  IT WAS FUN.  Let's get into some salty snacks.  I think I've been neglecting that part of my possible life experiences.  Oh okay what else is up.  JUST OCCURRED TO ME to get Appetizer Sampler from Diner tonight.  Dunno why.  Fried food is salty, right, kind of?  It's not loaded with salt but I gotta imagine salt is incorporated into the friedness of food.  Either way  CHICKEN FINGER?  CHECK.  BUFFALO WING?  CHECK.  MOZZARELLA STICKS?  HALF A CHECK.  ONION RINGS?  TWO CHECKS.  Also it lasts 2 meals.  NOT A FAN.  I ONLY WANT IT ONCE BUT WHAT  CAN YA DO.  Not much!  I'll be back in a little bit!

Actually I Was Way Off

    Hello Friends.  Another entry close to being in the books.  Got coffee #2.  Had a modest amount of cheez its and a modest amount of breadstick.  We're talkin 75% of small thin breadstick.  IT WAS BROKEN ALREADY WHEN I ATE IT.  I didn't snap off 25% of a MODEST SIZED BREADSTICK like a madman!  But I took advantage of the situation as it played out so I'm happy and whatknot.  Anyway great just great.  Come home from next walk, Shower, watch Met game probably 5 10 minutes behind.  CATCH UP QUICK.  So far not missing beer that much!  At this point I would have had 1 beer with last act.  Fine without it!  WHOW.  Hmm.  Maybe get me some Steak & Stuffed Crabs as a 3 Part'r Dinner.  Haven't had steak in a couple of weeks.  Seems like I should be having more steak because I'm a great guy.  ALSO this time around?  GET THE SOUP FOR MYSELF instead of donating it to my Dad (where he could also have SALAD instead).  Use that soup as side for sandwich at some point!  WHOW.  Matzoh ball soup?  I DUNNO THAT'S DELICIOUS BUT I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH ALL OF THIS BALL.  MAYBE IF IT WAS HALF A BALL.
    Okay.  Anyway.  Haven't had Baked Potato since ROAST CHICKEN dinner a week and a half ago.  HEY I LIKED THAT MAYBE I SHOULD GET THAT INSTEAD.  NOPE!  Having Kids Chicken Parm for lunch today.  Can't have two chicken meals in a row.  What am I COLONEL SANDERS IMMEDIATE FAMILY?  Gotta imagine he was making his family eat chicken after chicken either for practice, because that's all he knew how to cook, or he was a madman who thought everyone should only eat chicken.  Then again when he dies you are the heir to his throne so you had to eat way too much chicken but in the end you're getting something out of the whole deal.  Hmm.  Maybe I should get appetizer sampler.  Chicken Fingers.  YES WE'VE COVERED THIS.  But I don't think that's the way to go!  MAYBE IF IT WAS A ONE MEAL'R.  BUT IT'D HAVE TO BE A TWO MEAL'R.  DON'T WANT TWO MEAL OF ALL THAT FREEDOM FRIED THINGS.  Hmm.  Do people in Kentucky take pride in Kentucky Fried Chicken.  Or do they think it's lame and gives them a bad name.  I could see it either way.  HEY NOW PEOPLE KNOW KENTUCKY IS THE BEST AT FRIED CHICKEN.  Or maybe they're like THIS CHICKEN IS AN EMBARRASSMENT.  MAKES PEOPLE THINK LESS OF KENTUCKY.  LET'S SUE THEM.  I think they'd have a case.  Colonel Sander's Immediate Family doesn't own the patent to KENTUCKY.
    Whatever.  Time to move on to another paragraph!  I can dig that.  Whatever.  Is Matzohball celebrating Passover?  I think matzohball MIGHT have some Bread Elements in it which defeat the purpose of it being matzoh.  Not sure.  Not sure of a lot of things these days!  LOOK I can always leave over half the matzohball IN FACT that's ALREADY what I was considering.  GOOD.  Now we're all on the same page!  What else is up.  Been about two weeks since dramatically lowering caffeine intake.  Maybe a slight difference in having to pee and whatknot!  Still an issue but I feel it vaguely seems like a bit more under control!  ALRIGHT.  I like it when you do things and then things get vaguely slightly better-- possibly!  Sounds like a best case scenario that we could reasonably ask for.  Cool.  The point is Kentucky has gotta step it up.  Yes your fried chicken is decent.  I've gone through periods where it's disgusting, and periods where it's great!  And many many longer periods where I abstain completely.  The point is TIME TO TRY SOMETHING NEW ON THE WORLD STAGE.
    Anyway.  Penultimate paragraph of all time.  If today is all time.  Kinda hope it isn't.  Was kind of looking forward to there being a tomorrow, all things considered!  What else is up.  Therapist said I look like I'm 22 over Zoom when I was talking to her about my third life crisis.  I guess that's good!  I ACT like a child-adult so I guess it goes along with the territory that it makes more sense that I APPEAR to be a legit child-adult.  That way people are less confused when they see me acting this way.  That's the premise I'm working under.  So that's good!  Everyone knows ZOOM SUBTRACTS TEN YEARS FROM THE FACE.  No wonder people like it so much.  Except for 9 year olds.  For 9 year olds, what they see on Zoom when looking at the window with their face is HORRIFYING.  I can't even imagine!  It just sounds like it'd be scary whatever it is.  Hey great time to write one more paragraph and then See You In Hell until tomorrow.
     Sure.  ZOOM sure ZOOMED into our popular cultural consciousness.  One day the word Zoom meant NOTHING to us. Then suddenly EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT ZOOM.  WELL DONE ZOOM.  I assume.  Maybe you're a terrible company who treats its workers terrible or donates to far right candidates or a third thing that would make me Turn On Zoom.  OR MAYBE YOU'RE GREAT.  I guess we'll never know!  How many workers does zoom need.  Might just be two guys running zoom.  In which case I LIKE IT.  Keep it simple!  Keep it within the family!  Also these two guys are brothers.  If it is what you say I love it.  Anyway.  Remembered to put back tape over Computer Camera after meeting was finished.  I don't need hackers seeing my face.  Then they could make deep fakes of me.  AND THEN WHERE WOULD I BE.  Hmm.  Probably same place as now.  But now with deep fakes of me elsewhere.  The point is that's it for now.  See ya tomorrow.

-12:11 P.M.

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

This Is A Normal Thing People Do

    TODAY I AM 33 AND A THIRD.  Not sure what that means.  Years Old.  Oh.  THAT SURE DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.  Time for my THIRD LIFE CRISIS.  I ain't gonna live to be 100.  Yeah but people have their mid-life crises around 50 years old, right?  So I'm right on time for my Third Life Crisis.  Eh I'll get around to it later.  I got better things to do other than be In Crisis presumably one would imagine.  Third life is no crisis.  I get a solid 2 of what I've already done!  And I've done a lot.  I spent half my life being a child and half of it being a childish adult.  Two LONG SOLID periods of life.  And I get FOUR MORE of those lengths of periods.  Hmm.  But I'm not really gonna live to be 100.  Hmm.  If I live to be 80, I'm at about 42% of my life.  AHHH NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CRISIS.  Practically creeping up on REAL midlife crisis.  STILL THOUGH, I'LL GET AROUND TO IT LATER.  I dunno.  I kinda feel younger.  For a while there I was getting into a groove where I felt like An Adult Who Had Nothing Going For Him.  For some reason, third life crisis has been a third life OPPORTUNITY.  Hey 33.3 NOT SO BAD STILL BASICALLY A KID.  Amazing.
     Half a halfway BANGE last night.  I have no excuses or thoughts on Why or Why Not.  All I know is I'll try not to do it again!  Oh I know why.  We got the Stella Doro assorted cookies which started me on a rabbit hole of eating dumb sweets.  I BLAME THOSE COOKIES IN PARTICULAR even though bange went beyond them.  So there's that.  What else.  Had 1 beer with entry, 2 beers with night yesterday!  Got FIVE beers to last me next 3 days.  We'll see how it plays out!  I'll drink 1 with entry!  That's probably gonna play out that way!  YEAH.  Watched a pretty shitty Horrific Movie last night.  WORST PRODUCTION VALUES I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME.  I know a lot of these horror movies are low budget but this one is just terrible.  They couldn't even afford A Good Script or Good Actors or A Good Title.  What was the title.  Maybe that was good.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE TITLE WAS SHIT.  Rocktober Blood.  C'mon!  Anyway.  I thought I would like it because it's about ROCK MUSIC tangentially.  I like MUSIC.  You listen to it and then you get, "All The Feels."
    Sure.  Watched first half of Met game in real time.  Then took a break to watch something.  Possible Rocktober Blood.  Then they blew a 4-0 lead in the 8th inning.  OH RIGHT this is what rooting for baseball particularly The Mets is like.  Frustration when bad things happen!  I forgot about that part of the equation.  Kinda makes the whole thing AT BEST a wash in terms of how good it makes me feel.  Also I don't think My Mom is up to doing laundry any time soon so I may do it myself!  Not 100% sure how.  Can't be too hard.  Probably no more than half a dozen button pressings.  Gotta load it up.  Load it out.  Probably do that twice between washing and drying.  I can figure this out with someone guiding me.  What else.  Had breakfast I want to have!  Cereal Egg White and Eggo.  Poured all the leftover crumb/small pieces of Frosted Flakes in bowl.  Realized it was too much!  Threw out oh I don't know THIRTY THREE AND A THIRD percent of it? 
    What else.  Top two plans are either drink all 5 drinks today, OR drink 3 beers today, and 1 beer tomorrow and the next day with entry.  And no beers those two nights.  HMM.  SUBJECT TO CHANGE.  I like that phrase.  Subject to change.  Interesting.  HEY National Food Of The Tomorrow!  I THINK I remember reading the first two words of it yesterday and if it is what I think it is I don't love it.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Peach Cobbler Day.  You lost me at Peach.  You FOUND ME at cobbler.  What IS cobbler.  Lemme LTURQ.  COBBLER LOOKS GOOD BUT IT"S ALMOST ALWAYS FRUIT.  Why would I want to eat fruit.  People who eat fruit are trying too hard.  Just eat mass produced snacks like the rest of us.  You think you're better than me because you're eating a peach?  WRONG.  You're WORSE than me you idiot.  Hmm.  Anyway not sure I've ever just had a peach.  Sounds like a euphemism for vagina, though!  So there's that!
     Coffee after this paragraph!  Sweet!  Mets game today is at 6:45 PM.  No problem with that time.  Only times I'm not gonna like ate 8:00 PM ONWARD.  And the MORE ONWARD THE WORSE.  Yeah.  OH NO 42% LIFE CRISIS.  Oh well what can ya do.  I can live MY ENTIRE LIFE ONCE MORE and only be at 84%.  OH NO.  You're at 84% of your life you're already close to seeing the end is in sight.  I don't wanna be 84% of my life!  Hmm if you die at 80, what is 84%.  This isn't hard math.  Just multiply what I'm at by two.  Cracked that code.  66 and 2'3rds.  I wouldn't mind being 66 and 2/3.  By the time you reach that age you're probably gonna make it into your eighties.  And you got a solid 5, 10 years without being THAT old.  The point is we all get older and it's terrible in theory.  That'd be my first guess at least.  Also the main premise of getting older being terrible is being closer to death.  Who wants to die!  Hmm.  Most people commit suicide because They're Sad or don't like their life, right?  But is there SOME small subset about people who get off, sexually or not, on killing themselves.  HEY I'm not gonna remember this because I'll be dead but I FEEL LIKE KILLING MYSELF WILL BE A BLAST AND A HALF.  GOOD TIME.  Until, ya know, I'm done killing myself.  That's not great.  BUT I'LL TAKE THAT COMPROMISE.
    Maybe!  I dunno what people who kill themselves are thinking!  I don't know what anyone is thinking!  I barely know what I'm kind of thinking!  Coffee time.  Anyway.  There's cults that kill themselves not because they're sad but because they think the afterlife will be a blast and a half.  Kind of different than thinking the ACT of suicide would be a blast and a half.  Anyway.  Are all religions that end in mass suicide cults.  I feel like CULT IS A SLUR.  Some of these religions that end in mass suicide are LEGIT RELIGIONS LOOK AT THE FIRST AMENDMENT.  Why.  Is that relevant in this case.  I DUNNO COULD BE.  Relevant A LOT.  True.  One of the most relevant amendments!  I think it's a lot of people's favorites.  That's freedom of speech right.  YEP.  And it DOES double as freedom of religion.  Still though.  Maybe the cut off is if Cult Leader kills him/herself with the rest of the cult.  If they're doing it too then obviously they take this seriously.  If they survive mass suicide THAT'S A CULT.  Hmm.  What else is up.  I got enough dimes to buy more alcohol from alcohol store.  Not sure why I would need to.  So I can drink more.  OH now I get it.
     Anyway.  Trying to just give myself more calorie allotment to avoid Banging.  Even if it means being slightly over maintenance level.  I get into a groove slightly above maintenance level, then I can lower it a bit over time!  WOW OVER TIME.  Hmm.  Seventh paragraph!  Probably gonna have Veggie Burger and Kids Chicken Parm for 2 meals today.  Last 2 meals I got from Super Market.  Or have one today and one tomorrow.  Get delivery today.  Maybe MAKE YER OWN SALAD.  I'll add ALL the great stuff.  And it will only cost me 400 dollars.  HEY IT'S A LARGE SALAD.  WORTH IT.  Hmm.  Despite being on a losing streak OF TWO I like what I see out of the Mets.  They got THE HITTING.  They got THE PITCHING.  They can CATCH AND THROW BASEBALLS AT A WHIM.  Hmm. ON a whim.  Right?  I dunno!  Anyway.  Not behind schedule at all today.  AHEAD of schedule if anything.  The point is I like very very low quality rock music horror movie because I AM BETTER THAN THAT MUSIC.  They made an entire movie where the premise is this is real rock music.  And it's terrible!  I'M THE GREATEST COMPARED TO THE CRAPPIEST.
     Eighth paragraph!  Possibly just have 4-5 beers today.  That's fun.  Possibly don't even re-up with beer next week!  That's a good case for having 5 beers today.  Go 2 days without it and re-calibrate whether I really need it.  ALSO MEANS I GET TO DRINK MORE TODAY WHAT FUN.  If only I could smoke Marijuana.  That's what I wanna get out of Relaxing Drug At Night.  Beer has its place and does its job but what I REALLY want is some sort of Calming Creative-Inducing Relaxing Marijuana.  Hmm.  Just remembered I had a dream last night I bought a joint from someone.  I was IN A CAR.  SOMEWHERE.  Saw a guy was smoking marijuana.  Can't remember if I had any reason to believe he would be selling some.  But either way I asked him if he was.  And he sold me the joint he had already rolled.  THEN I PUT IT IN GLOVE COMPARTMENT FOR LATER.  Then I saw there was already one in there.  Then I realized OH WAIT I'VE DONE THIS WITH THIS GUY THIS EXACT SITUATION BEFORE YESTERDAY OR SOMETHING.  That was the end of that segment of dreaming.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Beer with act II.  That's all I know as of now re: BEER. RE: BEER CLOSE TO PALINDROME.  Re: Beer.  Re: Eb Er.  So we got that going for us.  Oh also not only did they blow the game but a couple more injuries to Mets.  At some point we gotta question the trainers of Mets Organization.  Why people keep getting injured.  MAYBE they're signing the wrong people.  They're signing injury prone players.  I DUNNO.  Something's amiss though!  So great what else.  Thirdaways to hundred.  Not scared of death lately.  Too busy being scared of life!  But I've been scared of death before and I'll be scared of death again.  Presumably even more than before!  But right now Life is the priority in terms of what to be scared of.  Hmm.  A few new films available on SHUTTER: THE SCREAMING SERVICE.  Can definitely watch one or two of those tonight.  Look like good enough films to halfway enjoy!
     Last paragraph of act.  Wonderful.  The point is if you do 30 years in jail as a criminal that's a long time.  But here I am having done 30 years SINCE I WAS THREE and no one gives me respect for having done Hard Time.  Also, for other things.  Very little respect given me in any arena!  Hey that's great just great.  Next time I have cereal for breakfast it's time to go with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  AMAZING.  I can eat ONE TINY SQUARE AT A TIME.  Haven't been doing that.  Been having 3-6 at a time.  I CAN DO ONE AT A TIME.  THIS'LL TAKE FOREVER.  IN A GOOD WAY.  Anyway if it weren't for obsessive calorie counting it'd be a no brainer to continue with beer.  But now I gotta weight that against how much I really get out of beer.  SO THERE'S THAT.  YA KNOW WHAT ELSE IS SO THERE'S THAT?  ENDING THE ACT.  See ya in a bit!

That Kind Of Thing Concerns Me

    What's going on friends.  Slightly closer to death than I was in Act I.  Presumably.  Unless I'm already dead.  Then I'm slightly further away from the act of death.  Pretty sure I'm alive.  Anyway it makes sense to abstain from beer for a week and then re-calibrate.  Also makes sense to why bother I can get a kick out of beer responsibly.  Also what else is up.  Maybe have all 5 remaining beers so I can see what 1.5 days of abstinence feels like before having to decide weather to re-up.  ALSO makes today pretty fun!  Maybe even have a beer IN AFTERNOON if that's how we're doing things I DUNNO gonna have to think about that one.  What else.  I like the way I'm structuring my evenings now.  And beer GOT ME there.  But now I feel maybe now that I know how to spend my evenings I can subtract beer from the equation and it's still pretty good.  The point is Be Home From Last Walk between 7 and 8 PM.  Eat LATE dinner-- yesterday was 8:30 but I dunno maybe regularly between 9:00 and 9:30.  We're talkin hmm kinda should be drinking 1-3 beers to compliment this situation.  Hmm.  Introspection has led me to a possible answer!  WOW THAT HARDLY EVER HAPPENS.
    Sure.  Also YES later lunch too.  MUCH LATER.  Well the same amount later.  The point is Great.  I got a shirt for tomorrow.  Clean shirt.  I don't need to do laundry at all.  Anyway.  Not sure I"m getting ANY chocolate flavor out of Chocolately Chip Eggo.  It's not like eating a plain eggo.  I can sense there's SOMETHING different.  I wouldn't guess Oh it's Chocolately though if I had no clue that's what the title of the flavor was.  Not sure what'd I guess!  Don't put me on the spot like that.  How dare you & whatknot.  The point is I was gonna buy a gram of weed and I'm paying the same amount for this joint and it IS a pretty long joint but is it an entire gram of weed?  I dunno pretty far removed from using marijuana and being able to estimate how much is what.  Seems like OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD probably less than a gram but pretty close.  Also I liked how I realized I ALREADY HAD ONE JOINT.  NOW I GOT TWO JOINTS.  Sublime would approve.  Well once I start smoking them at least.  HAVING THEM MEANS NOTHING.  GOTTA SMOKE EM TO GET ANYTHING OUT OF IT.
     Sure.  The question is can I look forward to Fun Relaxing Evening without associating it with also drinking 1-4 beers.  The answer is I dunno PROBABLY NOT?  Hmm.  ALSO if I eat same amount of snacks either way, which is NOT a given, if I abstain from getting beer the next 1.5 weeks after Re-Up, that's .75 pounds less I'll be at OFFICIAL WEIGH IN.  WOW I WANNA DO GOOD THERE.  On the other hand WHO CARES.  Hmm interesting counterpoint.  What else is up.  I think just have fun and have the 5 beers today.  I get an entire day tomorrow without any beer.  Then most of a day the next day before having to decide to get more.  I spent almost all of my life the last Close To Two Years without alcohol.  Probably can do without it some more!  YEAH BUT A LOT OF THAT LIFE WAS SHITTY.  Interesting Counterpoint.  Man you're good at counterpoints.  Well done!  Hey what's going on and crap.  Over half into the Act II.  Have I said anything?  NOPE.
     Okay.  Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart not as good as I remembered!  I was fooled because when I had it it was the main pretty much only indulgence I was having.  Now I've been indulged to greater extents and I realize this isn't the best thing in the world.  Not BAD.  Not bad at all!  The point is DELICIOUS.  Gotta imagine the crumbs of frosted flakes are the least healthy parts.  More surface area!  I feel like there's surely sugar within the flake but I also feel like the flake is, well, FROSTED, with sugar!  Sugar COATS the flake.  So the more surface area in the crumbs the more sugar.  GREAT SIGN ME UP.  What else is up.  Is there more surface area in crumbs?  I feel like probably.  If it's the same amount overall.  Huh.  Probably best route for today is what I was aiming for the last two days.  One beer with Entry, Two beer with Night.  Because if I re-up with beer, that's sustainable and reasonable and pretty responsible and it makes a lot of tangible sense.
    THEN AGAIN LET'S BLOW IT UP AND DO WRONG THINGS.  Last paragraph of the act.  HMM.  I can always skip beer for 2 weeks before Official Weigh In and THEN go right back to it.  THAT'S DUMB.  Interesting Counterpoint.  What else is up.  Probably Chicken Parm for lunch.  Veggie burger for dinner!  Could always get a delivery.  SALAD delivery.  Some OTHER delivery.  Diner delivery would be delicious.  The small diner I'd get from if it's just me has better FRENCHED TOAST.  Could also get a nice CHICKEN SANDWICH they make.  Probably.  I DUNNO it'd be delicious sure but is it THE RIGHT THING TO DO.  I think my fat is continuing to accumulate vertically around my belly.  Belly continues to become more concave (50% shot I'm using that word correctly) so the sides of my belly are losing weight but the middle of my belly is gaining weight in a vertical fashion.  Been going on this way for a while!  Just gets more and more extreme!  I guess ultimately it gets concaved so much the middle vertical belly fat EVENTUALLY collapses upon itself and I'm entirely thin in the belly somehow even without losing more weight.  Great.  I'll be back in a little bit.

I've Been Going About It All Wrong

    HEY GREAT NEWS.  We're putting in Regular Amazon Order which has snacks I like that I usually finish long before re-upping.  Fiber Cookies (including DANGEROUS ONE that's an impulse cookie).  Chocolate Caramel Pretzel Bars.  AND I WILL BE GETTING DOZEN PACK OF NEW TRIBE CALLED QUEST BARS.  Anyway.  The point is I think I"m just gonna blow through the last 4 beers today and then not re-up this upcoming week.  But qualify it, when telling my Dad, with don't be surprised if I change my mind and next week or the week after I get it again.  The point is Beer #2 in AFTERNOON (With LUNCH?!?).  Three beers at night.  Then tomorrow Life Without Beer.  Then if I'm still undecided Most Of Day Without Beer the next day.  I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS.  I was feeling good about this THEN I CAME HOME and we're getting these Re-Up Snacks AND NEW QUEST BAR CONCOCTATION THAT PAIRS WITH ICE CREAM SANDWICH FOR AMAZING BREAKFASTS?  YEAH I'd say life is going PRETTY WELL.
    Anyway.  What else is up.  Oh right lemme go get coffee #2.  Anyway.  At the rate I'm HOPING to be consuming and burning calories, I SHOULD be able to reach Multiple of Five pounds that I want by/around the time I'm 33 and 5/12ths.  YOU DO THE MATH.  Anyway.  Excited about this new bar!  I never would have tried it if I had to buy it over internet in pack of 4 or 6.  Higher in calories than I'm comfortable with!  But it IS bigger and it IS better.  I THINK WE'VE COVERED THIS.  Sure.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Take a walk, take a shower, take a walk, then I dunno I'll figure something out.  Maybe have afternoon beer THEN.  Makes sense!  What else is up.  I miss the two weeks or so I was having four meals.  I think I was onto something with that.  Maybe after Official Weigh In and/or Official Reaching Multiple of Five I can try that again.  HMM.  I LOVE THE VARIETY.  So many different things you can eat when you have 21 non breakfast meals a week instead of 14.  YOU IDIOTS.  Hmm not sure why I had to insult you all just now.
     What else.  Was counting out my dimes yesterday.  Got plenty to buy Alcohol Discreetly from store.  But now I'm of the mindset I don't wanna do that.  BUT THE DIMES ARE THERE JUST IN CASE.  Sure!  I think internet said there may be ON OCCASION a Savory Cobbler in which case I'd be interested in that!  Anyway.  Had savory pot pie yesterday.  Chicken.  I got exactly what I wanted to get out of it!  Good taste, longevity of bitesworth, and some relative nutrition.  Also manual labor exorcise by bringing fork back and forth between food and my gullethole.  So there's that.  What else is up.  Played some ELECTRIC guitar for 10 minutes yesterday.  POSSIBLY AS MUCH AS 15 MINUTES.  Sure I played some chords that are Sevenths.  You know.  Like C7 Into F7.  Am I getting my, "Sevens," right?  Now I"m in my head about it.  Been a while since I thought about what things are called.  So I got that going for me.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Wow!  Way ahead of schedule today.  That's great.  I'm gonna have afternoon beer after walk after shower after walk after finishing this!  IT SOUNDS LIKE A FAR WAY AWAY BUT IT'S REALLY NOT.  You IDIOTS.  Anyway.  41.5% Life Crisis.  That's a lot of life.  Anything over 41% is a lot.  That's been my widely held belief forever and now it continues to be my widely held belief.  I can't INDIVIDUALLY have a widely held belief.  You wouldn't think so at least.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Next snack is gonna be great.  I got a good feeling about it!  Not sure what it'll be.  Anyway.  With very late dinner I get ONE SNACK afterwards.  BUT I'm gettin more snack between Breakfast and Lunch which has elongated to PREPOSTEROUS PROPORTIONS.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Anyway.  What a shitty entry.  The good news is it's over.  Well, almost.  More or less.  We've all completely checked out at this point is the point.
     Yeah!  The Mets game last night, the opposing third baseman made 3 throwing errors 2+ innings into the game.  THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY WHEN IT'S BEEN TWO FULL INNINGS AND THE THIRD INNING HAS STARTED AND THINGS HAVE HAPPENED BEFORE AN OUT HAS BEEN MADE.  Anyway.  Three!  Never before have I identified with a professional athlete this much.  I see myself in that person!  So that was fun.  Then he stopped making errors and that was less fun.  In real life I can't identify with stopping making errors.  I'm making errors all the time WITHOUT taking any breaks.  So that's life.  How is it this early.  One of the earliest times I'm posting an entry in a long time.  That's great I wonder what that's all about.  Maybe related to saying nothing at all.  Cool!  Glad I checked my weight yesterday.  That was a game changer!  My context for living my life would be different had I not known what that scale said!  For better or worse.  WELL WHICH ONE IS IT.  I dunno.  WORSE MAYBE?  Either way I'll see ya tomorrow.

-11:18 A.M.

Monday, April 11, 2022

Read This If You Want

    Not a bad idea.  Hmm.  HEY!  Trying a new Fiber bar.  Got my mom cigarettes and was browsing their single serving Fiber Bars.  One caught my eye!  Brand they don't sell at super market.  INDULGENT but slightly less calories than the TOO indulgent ones I steer clear of.  BIG!  GONNA HAVE THAT LATER TODAY DON'T YOU WORRY.  Anyway.  Had blood work done today!  They checked my weight!  NEW SCALE.  New electronic scale different than their old mechanical scale I didn't trust.  No reason not to trust this one!  I'M FINE with what it was.  Figured, between hoping for and/or expecting, I'd be 120-125 pounds.  Adjusting for clothes and shoes, I'm 121.5, 122!  SETTLE.  15 pounds under being overweight BMI.  SETTLE.  Can probably lose 2 pounds pretty gradually to get to Multiple of 5.   SETTLE.  Anyway that's great just great.  Anyway.  Yesterday was a good Beer Day!  Had one beer with entry.  Went good.  Had planned for two beers in evening!  Only had one!  Was GREAT!  Not sure what to do today.  Anywhere from 1-4 beers!  I GOT EIGHT LEFT RIGHT NOW UNTIL FRIDAY.
    Figure today I'll aim for same thing as yesterday.  One beer with entry, two beers with NightTime.  Also just bit into Fiber Bar-- DELICIOUS AND IT'S BIG AND WHATNOT.  LOOK what else.  Probably gonna have turkey sandwich for lunch.  Back up Veggie Burger Sandwich.  Got Chicken Pot Pie for dinner.  HMM this bar almost tastes like a BROWNIE.  And it's not even BROWNIE FLAVORED.  What else is going on.  Behind schedule today in ENTRY but not so much in WALKS.  So I got that going for me.  But that also means I'm behind schedule in Other Non Walk Things.  Shower, lunch, etc.  I'll catch up don't you worry about me.  Well, worry about me.  It's fun!  I do it all the time!  Just not in this specific thing, this thing isn't a huge deal that you gotta worry about me for and whatknot.  Anyway.  MADE EGG WHITES LAST NIGHT.  Didn't have em today!  Had dumb breakfast ice cream sandwich and fiber bar.  BUT I MADE THEM AND THAT'S HALF THE BATTLE.
     Sure.  In the middle of a nice Horrific Movie on SHUTTER.  Resume that tonight I guess.  Weird movie.  GOOD.  Anyway.  LOOK I've gained 6.5, 7 pounds since official weigh in the day before new years.  When Doctor was worried I lost too much too quick.  I WANNA LOSE ANOTHER .5 POUND BEFORE SEEING HER IN 2 WEEKS + 2 DAYS.  PERECT.  Seven pounds?  Despite being CANCELLED because of Will Smith, she'd be like hmm seven that's a lot we don't wanna go too far.  SIX?  She'd be like okay you lost six pounds was that on purpose either way that's fine.  That's how I imagine things.  ACCURATELY.  Anyway.  MAINTENANCE DIET TO THE RESCUE.  Lose 1.5-2 pounds over HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES. OR NOT.  STILL 15 POUNDS NOT OVERWEIGHT.  Wow!  ALRIGHT they sell QUEST BARS on regular Amazon.  No super market or Amazon Super Market.  But it IS available to me over the Internet: That Thing Everyone Is On All The Time.  We're on the internet even more time than We Have Time.  24 hours in a day.  I feel like we're on the internet 28, 30 hours a day somehow.  I don't have the numbers to back that up.  Just a guess!
     Yeah!  Beer with Act II again I guess.  Was thinking about having beer with act one to reward myself for doing things this morning.  NOPE.  Rewarded myself with delicious Bar instead.  YEAH.  What else.  Had a nice LATE dinner last night.  We're talkin like 9:15, 9:30.  LOVE IT.  If it is what you say it is I LOVE IT.  It is what I said it was.  Why would I say it was and not mean it.  I'm not a SOCIOPATH.  What else is up.  I'm not sure what the problem with Hunter Biden's Laptop is.  I can see you having an issue with FILES or DOCUMENTS on his laptop.  But a laptop is INNOCENT.  It's just a machine!  LEAVE HIS LAPTOP ALONE IT'S DONE NOTHING WRONG.  Also Hunter Biden has a weird name.  Hunter.  WEIRD NAME!  Not enough discourse on that fact and I think it's a huge missed opportunity to talk about weird names.  That's a national discussion we should be having.  Look some people gonna be PRO weird names.  There's gonna be debate what's a weird name and then a supplemental debate are weird names good or bad.
     You know that sort of thing.  MY GUESS is people at Diners feel White weird names are good but Black weird names are bad.  THOSE PEOPLE AT DINERS ARE AT IT AGAIN!!!  Anyway.  Going to diner brings up very fond memories!  Goin to neighborhood diner on a weekend morning/lunch time with my Dad and my Brother.  IT HAPPENED dozens of times.  BONDING EXPERIENCE.  JUST THE BOYS.  Gettin' some DINER.  Usually at a table SOMETIMES AT THE BAR.  Oh well we're not welcome in diners anymore.  Not because we're too left wing.  There was some UNPLEASANTNESS let's just leave it at that.  Anyway COFFEE after this paragraph!  No problem there.  Wait there was so much unpleasantness that NO diners will seat us?  YEP!  IT WAS A LOT OF UNPLEASANTNESS.  I DON'T THINK I NEED TO GO ANY FURTHER TO EXPLAIN MYSELF.  Anyway National Food of the tomorrow is... I think I remember it being a Blank again... let's see...  YEP NOTHING FOR TOMORROW.  Something for the next day.  I read the first 2 words of what it is and I'm already NOT ON BOARD.  IF IT IS WHAT YOU SAY I HATE IT.  Coffee time!
    LETS TALK ABOUT IT.  I can do same beer routine as yesterday FOR ENTIRE WEEK before re-upping.  Don't think I WANT TO.  The point is let's see how it all, "SHAKES OUT."  Nah.  As of now definitely aiming for 2 beers tonight.  WHICH IS GOOD.  A few days ago if I was aiming for 2 beers at night I'd be like DAMNIT THAT'S NOTHING I'D HARDLY GET A BUZZ WHAT'S THE POINT FUCK GOD.  Now I'm like HEY YESTERDAY WAS ONE BEER THAT WAS KIND OF FUN.  TWO BEERS SHOULD BE A DOUBLE BLAST.  GOD IS BACK IN MY GOOD GRACES AND NOW IF IT'S WHAT YOU SAY I LOVE IT.  ABOUT GOD THAT SORT OF THING.  Anyway.  Immediately put in an order for Amazon FRESH this morning and have it scheduled to be delivered this afternoon.  Gettin' some good stuff.  Pop Tarts?  Didn't have S'mores for some reason.  GOIN' WITH BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON.  Sure the last two sentences slant rhymed.  THAT'S HOW I OPERATE.  Just some sort of Slant Rhyme GENIUS.  What else is going on and crap.  I can easily lean into having lesser meals for the next 2 weeks.  Get it solidly into Gaining Six Pounds Territory.  I NEED APPROVAL AND I NEED IT NOW.  AND IF NOT NOW THEN in 16 DAYS.  Which is a song by a band called WHISKEYTOWN.  Not sure how I came across this band/song but I DID 14 years ago and WONDERFUL.  Also?  Time period I listened to it?  Was drinking whiskey every night.  IN SOME SORT OF TOWN AS WELL.
     What else is up.  I WANT A SIXTEEN DAY VACATION.  None of this bullshit hey let's go on vacation for 5 days.  FUCK THAT.  SIGN ME UP FOR 16 DAY DESTINATION VACATION.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  HMM.  What if I added RAISINS to Sugar Cereal.  I like raisins in that context.  Could be unhealthy.  Raisins kinda high calories!  I THINK.  Lemme LTURQ.  MAYBE LATER.  Also I dunno what else is going on.  I realized I have THIRD CEREAL I've only been having as microsnacks but I can consider it for breakfast as well.  IT's called HERITAGE FLAKES and it's not sugar cereal but it's HEALTH and GOOD.  Anyway I dunno what else is going on and crap.  Met game tonight at 6:45!  WOW.  AN evening game where I'm almost GUARANTEED to not be in bedtime by the end.  Hmm.  Are they still doing the Runner On Second in Extra Innings thing?  I better ask my website then find out then answer myself on the website.  So we're all on the same page.  I think they brought it back this year.  WONDERFUL.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  IF IT IS WHAT YOU SAY IT IS WONDERFUL I DON'T LIKE IT.
     Sure!  Eighth paragraph.  I guess.  Looking forward to beer with act II!  Just try to stop me.  From looking forward to it.  Or something.  I dunno!  Mets lost yesterday.  THERE GOES PERECT SEASON.  Oh well still been doing good overall.  HERE COME IMPERECT SEASON.  Think that's the first time I've said, "IMPERECT."  I feel like I should get some sort of award or reward or some sort of ward.  Like Annie.  She's a ward.  I don't want An Annie.  I got THINGS to do.  Can single people even adopt.  You'd think SURE WHY NOT but then you'd also think KIND OF WEIRD MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T RISK IT.  Lemme LTURQ.  SINGLE PEOPLE CAN ADOPT.  I guess.  I can't support a ward.  I have no income.  I don't have any outcome either.  So the point is get off my back about it!  What else is up.  Just added FAMILY SIZE box of Frosted Flakes to Amazon Fresh order.  Got some leftover but most of it be crumbs!  Maybe enough for one bowl non-crumbs.  WOW FAMILY SIZE.  Like a single person and their ward.  That's one size a family can be IN TWENTY TWENTY TWO.  Not sure I've ever said Twenty Twenty Two all spelled out like that.  I feel like I should get some sort of ward for that, too!
     Ninth paragraph.  Sweet!  Dunno when lunch'll be.  But hoping I have a late dinner again.  I ENJOYED it once so why not go for it again!  HEY it's a lot warmer now than it was 4 hours ago.  PRESUMABLY.  I guess.  The Mets are playing A NEW TEAM than they were playing this weekend.  I THINK the Philedelphias.  What else is going on.  At this point I enjoyed beer yesterday responsibly.  Gotta imagine that's sustainable easily.  In which case sure I'll re-up with beer this week let's do it.  Wonderful!  Gonna finish Horrific Movie this afternoon.  No banking it for the evening.  MET GAME IN EVENING.  Unless I decide on something else.  Then SOMETHING ELSE IN EVENING.  YEAH.  Hey it's Monday.  How about that.  I was close to not looking at weight when they checked it.  Was scared I'd be very disappointed!  Instead I was relatively happy it was something I can SETTLE for.  YEAH.  I wonder if Russia is gonna settle in Towns They Destroyed.  Or just leave them destroyed.  Hmm.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Sweet.  Has Ukraine considered building A MOAT around it's most important real estates?  My guess is yes that's the first thing they thought of.  What else is up.  That's just a war of escalation though.  One side builds a moat, the other side builds a bridge.  The other side builds a bridge, the first side builds AND ET CETERA.  Jeez.  I know in analogies it's good to build bridges but I think it's even better to build boats.  Boats to cross the moats.  See that?  That's why I make the big bucks as a song writer lyricisian.  Wonderful!  Probably got another snack in me before lunch.  Relatively late lunch!  Maybe even FLAT OUT LATE LUNCH.  What else.  MAYBE A BOWL OF CEREAL.  HEY THAT'S AN IDEA AND A HALF.  HEY Quest bar would be a GREAT side with Ice Cream Sandwich for breakfast.  HMM.  The least amount I can order for Quest Bar Flavor I Know is 22 dollarsworth.  Not INSANE but at the same time NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THAT RIGHT NOW.  On the other hand I'm gonna go take a walk now.  HMM IT'S ON SALE FOR 19.99$.  FOR 12.  'M GONNA ADD THAT SUCKER TO CART.

That's What I Was Going To Do Eventually

    I forget what.  Hmm.  Hello friends out there in the wide world of sports.  Aiming for 3 beer again tonight.  YEAH!  The point is man oh man this A tribe called Quest Bar paired with an ice cream sandwich for breakfast?  Brings fingers to lips and makes a smacking sound like, "MWAH!."  Dad is upset about it though.  WE HAVE ENOUGH STUFF.  THIS IS LIKE A SUPER MARKET.  YOU GET TOO MUCH DIFFERENT STUFF.  And I'm like YES YOU'RE RIGHT BUT THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT.  LOOK I do get too much varieties of THE SAME THING.  But this one thing IS A DEPARTURE from the things I already have.  THIS ONE WILL COMPLETE ME.  Also getting individual portions of The Complete Cookie: The Big Cookie That's A Meal Replacement Cookie.  THOSE DIDN'T COMPLETE ME.  THIS THING WILL.  GOTTA GOOD FEELING ABOUT IT.  What else is up.  What if I had beer in afternoon, too.  Nah let's not even consider that beyond this sentence and possibly the next sentence.  Hey it's the next sentence how about that hardly mentioned what I Was talking about before at all.
    Hmm.  Played acoustic guitar for A SOLID TEN MINUTES yesterday.  Not to mention TUNING IT for 2 minutes.  MORE OR LESS.  Is it perfect tuned?  NO.  Is it more or less good enough?  THAT'S WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT OF COURSE IT IS.  Not sure what it's tuned TO.  It could even be tuned halfway between notes.  All I know is that it's tuned with itself.  Good enough for me!  What else is up.  I LIKE PLAYING THEM SONGS IN THE KEY OF G.  GIMME SOME OF THAT KEY.  What else is up.  Last time the chicken pot pie was bigger than normal.  This time around it looks about the old size.  GREAT.  I have mixed feelings!  Bigger is better because it's the same cost and GETTING MORE IS INTRINSICALLY BETTER AS A RULE FOR HUMAN SOCIETY.  However the more you get the more you feel pressured to eat and the more you eat the more calories and the more calories The Worse You Are At Living Your Life Somehow In Some Way.  The point is BIG ENOUGH I'm getting a lot out of normal sized chicken pot pie.  ALREADY one of the biggest meals of the week the OLD size.  YEAH.  WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS.  What's Keith Hernandez'eses thoughts on Chicken Pot Pie.  Gotta imagine he'd have something to say!  Hmm.
    Yeah!  Chicken pot pie is great.  I'll talk about it over and over again.  I like the pastry part.  Who doesn't love a good Eating The Pastry Part Of Chicken Pot Pie.  Some IDIOTS that's who.  Speaking of pastry, probably have dumb 2/3rds size of pop tart breakfast pastry I DON'T EVEN LIKE as side for Turkey/Veggie Burger sandwich for lunch.  I BOUGHT EM FOR THIS PURPOSE.  GONNA EAT THEM FOR THIS PURPOSE.  Just try and stop me!  NO DON'T DO THAT I DON'T NEED THAT HASSLE.  Hmm.  I get to wait around for Amazon Fresh delivery this afternoon from 3-5.  That should be fun.  That's one way to burn through the afternoon hours.  Maybe that's gonna be my days.  Morning is FUN ENTRY (SPECIAL FUN ACT II).  Evening is FUN EVENING (Special Fun ALL OF IT).  Afternoon is hey it's gonna be evening pretty soon.  Gonna take some walks.  Maybe take a short nap at some point.  THIS IS THE LIFE.  The afternoon is the worst part BUT it's when I realize This Is The Life.  Hey Met games a lot in the afternoon.  Probably like twice a week I'm guessing!  WOW!
     TWICE A WEEK?  THAT's 2 out of 7!  I wouldn't lie to you.  Well, I would.  But I'm not right here!  Well, maybe I am.  It's on YOU to figure it out now!  Anyway.  Lunch'll probably be in 2.5 hours.  YEAH.  YEAH!  Get coffee #2 with act #3.  I like that.  It's something to do at the very least.  Also, kind of at the very most!  Doesn't get too far out of those parameters in either direction.  Think I'm gonna get HAM as supplementary Deli Meat For Sandwiches this upcoming order.  Turkey is a given.  Healthy Low Calorie HAM is 2ndary.  Will I get a THIRDENARY?  Veggie Burger perhaps?  I DUNNO gonna have to think about that.  Anyway that's fun.  Ham!  Haven't had ham in a while.  It's low calorie for some reason no one is really sure of.  LOOK two Super Market sandwiches a week for lunches is fine.  I don't need a third.  YEAH.  I feel very strongly about this.  Doesn't mean I always Feel THAT WAY about it.  Just means that I feel that way about it a lot, sometimes the other way, but no matter how I feel about it IN GENERAL it's VERY STRONGLY.
     Last paragraph of the act!  SURE WHY NOT.  Get to watch 2nd half of Horrific Movie this afternoon at the very least.  What's that.  40 Minutes?  NOPE TRY MORE LIKE 50 MINUTES!!!  Well 55 minutes but gotta imagine credits are, what, 2-5 minutes?  That's what I'm imagining.  I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.  Hmm.  THE DEVILS.  Nice weird creepy movie.  I don't not dislike hate it!  The point is MAYBE going forward the routine of beer an entry, 2 beer a night ACTUALLY IS A TRADITION.  WOW TRADITIONS?!?!  I've spent months trying to get into good maintenance ROUTINES.  I was barking up the wrong tree!  I gotta get into good maintenance TRADITIONS.  That's better all around!  So it took me a while to figure it out but now I have and now my life will be good IN PERPETUITY ET CETERA ET CETERA.  What else.  Watched some of Met game yesterday.  Fast forward through the majority of it.  But I watched In Real Time, albeit partly on a delay, a good amount of it!  So GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Also I'll be back in a little bit with Act III!

Yes I Know We've Covered This

    Eventually.  Hmm.  Been having good success eating meals at desk-surface facing North/Window.  Back to TV.  But I GOT A SWIVEL CHAIR.  I can be halfway between meal and TV at Resting Direction and easily swivel to TV if something important happens and easily swivel to Meal if something important happens.  So that's been a, "GAME CHANGER."  Got coffee going on right now.  Delicious!  What else.  I dunno.  Successfully got through entry presumably without being like ya know what I'm gonna have TWO beers.  EASY.  All I needed to do to not do it was not do it.  So there's that!  Wanna get this entry done with so I can fit in shower after fitting in walk before the TIME WINDOW Amazon FRESH would be delivered.  AMAZING.  Watch that Horrific Movie.  I got PLANS is the point.  Today is gonna be a real B-/B day.  Which is better, B/B- or B-/B.  I think B-/B is better.  You're making PROGRESS in that one.  Yeah but the other one B is your BASELINE grade.  In the second one B- is your BASELINE grade.  The good news is No Serious Teacher would ever give you a compromise grade that's B-/B.  WHO DOES THAT.
     Okay.  My Mom is pretty much 98% recovered.  But I still feel I should give her another day or two to ask her to do laundry.  Cause I'm a nice guy!  Also I NEED LAUNDRY.  Only 2 or 3 clean shirts left.  THEN AGAIN MAYBE I GET TO WEAR UNCLEAN SHIRTS.  What a blast and a half!  I obviously enjoy wearing these shirts-- I've worn them recently!-- so no reason to think I wouldn't get a blast and a half out of wearing some of the all over again without the hassle of WAITING for them to be laundered.  So I got that going for me is the point.  HMM LUNCHTIME IS CREEPING UP.  How'd that happen.  I wasn't thinking about it every other second.  Amazing!  Maybe take shower before next walk.  Somehow that might make a difference in helping me Fit In Things.  I can't explain why I DON'T HAVE THE TIME.  Great.  HOLY CRAP Fresh DIRECT has Hebrew National LEAN BEEF SALAMI.  I haven't had a salami sandwich in a dog's age and I'm looking at these calories and YA KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA HAVE A DELICIOUS TWO SALAMI SANDWICHES OUT OF THIS PACK.  This can't be real.  It's too good to be true.
    I mean it's not the GREATEST thing.  But it's still too good to be true in our current political climate.  I feel like the baseline quality of things we have to deal with will lead you to the conclusion even THIS thing-- Hebrew National lean beef salami being available to me-- and it being this low in calories-- is too good to be true.  Life just doesn't ALLOW these quality of things anymore in this day and age.  Alright I made my point.  What else.  NOT A BULLET SALAMI, NO.  Those are the funnest.  But I can work with some pre-sliced different-shape-of-salami.  IN SOME WAYS IT'S BETTER HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT THOUGHT.  Hmm.  Salami replaces ham.  That's what replacement theory is.  Salami replacing ham.  When it's available to us.  In lean form.  From normal reliable brand.  Sounds about right.  Also I associate Salami with Jewish.  The brand IS called HEBREW NATIONAL.  And ham is NOT Jewish.  Not kosher!  So it's not one thing replacing a similar thing EXACTLY.  However thinking about sandwiches Ya know a ham sandwich isn't that far off from a lean salami sandwich.  I DUNNO GONNA HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS ONE.
     Penultimate paragraph!  What else is up.  They're using the word, "Hebrew," in their brand name?  CAN THEY DO THAT?!?!  What else is going on.  Maybe take shower before walk.  FEELS about right.  Anyway.  Still taking 8 walks a day for immediate future.  Still drinking beer for immediate future.  Still planning on being ALIVE for the immediate future.  That's the plan at least.  I guess.  Man oh man B/B- day.  Started off crappy!  Had to go get blood work done and sit in waiting room for TWENTY MINUTES.  Had to start entry on a delay and out of rhythm and all that crap.  Now the worst of it is over!  More or less.  I guess.  I don't know!  All I know is END ENTRY DAMN YOU.  END ALREADY!  Hmm.  What key should I focus on playing in songs on acoustic guitar for 10 minutes today.  My first instinct is, "G," again.  YOU DON'T MESS WITH A CLASSIC.  I dunno.  D is pretty good, too.  Nah not in the mood for D.  How about... hmm.  Don't wanna go with, "E."  This is a tough one!
     Last paragraph of the day.  What fun was had.  QUESTION.  Not a statement.  A poorly grammar'd question.  Cool!  Get to put chicken pot pie in oven for 2 hours at high temperature.  That's how I do things!  My parents put it in for 45 minutes at same temperature and they feel it's well done and hot.  Just doesn't work for me!  TWO HOURS.  LOOK I started off at an hour.  And it built up gradually as I got more and more comfortable with pushing the envelope.  Now we're up to two hours!  AND I HAVE NO REGRETS.  I'd even go LONGER than 2 hours.  That's something to think about at some point.  Right now I don't feel comfortable pushing the envelope.  Hey get this why people always pushing envelopes.  What does that mean.  Envelopes are where mail lives.  I dunno.  The point is the entry is over.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-1:57 P.M.

Sunday, April 10, 2022

You Didn't Hear It From Me

    Hi!  Had a smallish mediumish Bange last night while drinking.  Dangit!  Half the reason I started drinking was to think less/eat less.  I HAVE been thinking less about food.  Or at least not constantly thinking about the next thing.  BUT if I'm Banging that's no good.  ALSO I didn't get THAT much enjoyment out of the beer!  For now the plan is to have 2 cans a day with entry.  Then probably not re-up.  Or possibly re-up!  I dunno!  The point is LIVE AND LEARN.  Or pick one.  I PICK LIVE.   If I'm dead and learning who cares I'm still dead.  THEN AGAIN I CRAVE KNOWLEDGE.  No I don't.  I've got enough knowledge!  I can even stand to lose some!  Anyway Dad's nurse is coming today to give him blood infusion.  Great!  I get to wear a mask in my house.  IT'S ABOUT TIME.  Also is it possible that over the last two years everyone has become accustomed to feeling like The Lone Ranger?  That was my go-to for Who I Am when wearing a mask.  Maybe you feel more like a bank robber or something.  I'M THE LONE RANGER.  He wear opposite kind of mask but close enough.  FINE not close enough.  We're all bank robbers.  HAPPY NOW?
    Why would bank robbers wear masks that cover the bottom half of their face.  It's not like when the bank tellers are talking to the police the police are like AND WHAT DID HIS MOUTH LOOK LIKE.  LOOK the point is we've been Halloweening constantly for 2 years with masks and there's gotta be SOMEONE or SOMETHING that we're dressing up as that we don't realize.  So we got that going for us!  Oh.  Nurse.  I get it.  NO NOT THAT.  What else is going on and crap.  Didn't get much out of beer!  Maybe enjoyed meals a bit more.  Maybe gave me something to look forward to.  Maybe got SOME out of it.  But I'm not 100% sure this is the Routine Tradition to stick with.  IN FACT I'M LESS THAN 50% SURE.  Anyway Met game this afternoon!  PERECT.  Also Mets have sole best record in The Major League Baseball.  3-0!  A bunch of teams are 2-0.  METS HALF A GAME AHEAD DEAL WITH IT.  The point is I can root for Starling Marte's Stats well enough without fantasy baseball!  I'VE TALKED ABOUT THAT BEFORE.  IT'S A BIG DEAL.  Anyway.  If I stop drinking, gonna drop from 8 walks to 6 walks!  And still have more of a SNACK ALLOWANCE than I did with 8 walks and 2 and three fourth beers a day!
    AMAZING!  Well keep at 8 walks until NEXT OFFICIAL WEIGH IN.  In two and a half weeks.  Then WOW SLIGHTLY NORMAL DAY.  I feel like one of the reasons I started walking more was because I was binging a lot in the afternoon break from walking because I didn't know what else to do.  NOW IC AN LISTEN TO MUSIC IN SURROUND SOUND.  Or other things, I dunno!  I feel like I can DEFEAT that problem.  YEAH DEFEAT IT GOOD.  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... NOTHING.  National Food Of The Day After Tomorrow is... ALSO NOTHING.  Day after that is Something.  NO SPOILERS!  Even I don't know yet!  I saw that it was something and didn't bother reading it because I don't wanna get ahead of myself!  Not sure why not.  Getting ahead of yourself probably works out to your benefit more often than not.  YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THOSE TIMES WHERE IT'S, "THAN NOT."  Hmm interesting.  Anyway.  Have 3 or 4 less pieces of GENERAL TSO CHICKEN left over for 3rd part of meal than I did with parts 1 and 2.  PAIR THAT SOUP WITH IT.  DELICIOUS.  That could be lunch or dinner.  DELICIOUS.  Let's move on.  GREAT.
     What else.  How do I structure drinking during entry?  Drink with Act II and Drink with Act III came to mind immediately.  SURE WHATEVER IT'S NO BUENO JUST DON'T RE-UP.  What else is up.  THEN AGAIN might get creative juices flowing.  Are there ACTUALLY creative juices in my body?  That doesn't sound good.  I'm scared now.  No one ever said it was in my body.  Might somehow get creative juices flowing OUTSIDE my body!  Remotely!  Well that's okay I guess.  Hmm.  Didn't have anything good to binge on last night.  Which was good!  Meant it didn't get so out of hand.  Hmm.  Any award shows this weekend.  2 Weeks ago was THEM OSCARS.  I think a week ago was THAT THERE GRAMMIES.  And this week I THINK I SAW A TWEET about KIDS CHOICE AWARDS.  Lemme LTURQ.  It was yesterday.  I MISSED IT!  DANGIT.  FINALLY AN AWARD SHOW THAT SPEAKS TO MY GENERATION AND I BLEW WATCHING IT.  Hmm.  Did I mention I tried that Cinnamon Toast Crunk and it was GREAT?  Sure I did.  Just now.  So that's good.  Had another shot with Chocolately Eggo.  AGAIN it's okay.  I'd prefer a plain eggo or some other kind of dotted flavor eggo.  But it's FINE.
     Yeah!  What else is up.  WILL nurse judge me if she sees me getting beer from fridge in late morning/very early afternoon?  My guess?  YES I MUST BE DISCREET.  I don't need nurses judging me.  I need nurses nursing me!  Judges can judge me I guess!  Probably better off without that, too!  You're before a judge it can either work out bad for you or neutral for you.  That's not right.  Judges can Declare Your Victory and award you money or something.  Fair enough.  The point is I dunno.  I like drinking beer with entry!  We'll see how it goes today and I'll have a more complete picture of how to move forward than I did last night.  YEAH.  Also YEAH.  Gotta help Dad move some boxes and IV poles around soon.  Then I'll pour my coffee and whatknot.  Save first beer until Act II!  RESPONSIBLE.  Jeez.  Also yes I have exactly 2 beers a day left until next possible Re-Up.  Anyway Snapple World Travel Fact Of The Day is... I DUNNO NO SNAPPLE.  DANGIT.  I need some Repeats!  Starting to forget all the fact I learnt over and over again.  Hmm.  Snapple is a creative juice.  SUPPLY KNOWLEDGE AIN'T BE CREATIVE.  They're both positive mental statuses or activities or something.  CLOSE ENOUGH.
     What else is up.  Got Mets game.  Got SNL.  That's a lot of entertainment right there.  What else.  I don't like scrolling through Twitter when I wake up Sunday morning and seeing tweets of SNL sketches.  NO SPOILERS.  Gotta scroll past this QUICK without absorbing anything.  Then again maybe it will PRIME me to enjoy the skits even more!  I guess we'll never know for sure.  What else is up.  Other meal besides Chinese Food feels like HOT DOG MEAL.  Side?  I DUNNO!  Maybe finish the BBQ POPPED CHIPS.  Okay great wonderful.  BUT IN WHAT ORDER is the meals.  I DUNNO I WAS HOPING YOU DID.  What else is up.  Can drink no beer.  Can ALWAYS drink 2 beers a day with entry.  Can drink 18 beers a week over entries.  CAN DO SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.  PROBABLY THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.  You IDIOTS.  The point is I gotta make Egg Whites tonight or tomorrow night.  Gotta have them pre-made if I wanna have cereal + eggo + egg white breakfast!
    YEAH!  OR, you idiots, I finish Chinese food for lunch and get a delivery for dinner!  What is this.  Seventh paragraph?  YEP.  Amazing.  Time flies when... ya know... stuff like this happens.  Not sure what this is.  Not even sure if time is actually flying!  Not sure of a lot of things these days.  Anyway I watched possibly All Of Baseball last night.  I think I had it on from start to finish!  I think for parts of it I turned on music on SURROUND SOUND and baseball game became mute.  But I was keeping a watchful eye don't you worry.  Hmm.  Okay so today is gonna be a B- Day whatever happens with beer.  TONIGHT will be a B night.  I think part of what I enjoyed for a few days was finishing walking BEFORE ordering/eating dinner so I could have beer and relax all night.  Now POSSIBLY just doing it without the beer has the same effect!   ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.  I can re-up with beer and have 2 in afternoon and 1 at night.  NOT ENOUGH TO DO THAT EVERY DAY.  OH NO I'M SCARED.
     What else is up.  Eighth paragraph.  That's how we do things.  Do the six out of seven regimen.  Two beers with entry, 1 beer with evening six out of seven days.  ABSTAIN the seventh day.  DANGIT I was hoping to come to the conclusion I'm better off without beer.  But maybe I'm better off WITH beer!  You can't argue with that if that turns out to be the case!  INTERESTING COUNTERPOINT.  Gotta go with what's the best move FOR ME at THIS TIME in MY LIFE.  I listened to that song last night.  In My Life.  ONE OF A COUPLE DOZEN.  TRUE STORY.  Hmm.  My Mom seems to be in less pain.  Still some pain!  She's in some pain all the time!  We all are!  Well except for those people who don't feel pain.  But that's bad for them!  They could be on fire and they wouldn't know!  We NEED pain to remind us Something Is Amiss!  Sure what else is up.  THE METS ARE 3-0 AND NO ONE ELSE IS.  WHY IS THERE NO ESPN ARTICLE ABOUT IT.  COVER UP.  CANCEL CULTURE.  FALSE FLAG.  FAKE NEWS.  No News Is Fake News.  Let's get that, "Trending."
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  I started telling my Dad when I was taking my penultimate walk and I got him on board with enjoying the word penultimate.  Now it's shared fun and experience.  That's good!  I don't wanna hoard Fun and Fun Experience.  It MULTIPLIES the more you share it.  You're hoarding it?  That's WORSE FOR YOU TOO.  Hmm.  Whose pitching for the Mets today.  My guess is either TIUJUAN WALKER or CARLOS CARRASCO.  Lemme LTURQ.  IT WAS CARRASCO.  Probably would have been Walker but I think he's got some minor slight injury.  I DUNNO.  Carrasco was a bust last season in his first season as a Met.  Got a nice name, though.  Alliteration!  I think that means he's gonna have a nice bounce back season this year.  His name is Carlos Carrasco.  Just IMAGINE someone with that name pitching!  It's gonna be good!  Jeez.  What else is up.  Still got some Frosted Flake.  Definitely enough for one breakfastsworth.  Which would be either 1.5 or 2 cups.  Well not DEFINITELY.  But Almost Surely.
     Last paragraph of the act!  I don't believe it!  What a terrible entry!  I believe THAT.  I know cause I was just here while it was being written.  I would have noticed if anything worthwhile was being said.  Or any yukk-em-ups occurred.  Nothing happened while I was paying half-way attention!  Maybe some good stuff happened while I wasn't paying attention.  Possibly!  Makes sense!  What else is up.  Wonder if I need a snack soon.  Right now I don't.  But at some point I'll be like HEY I WANNA SNACK.  And ya know what?  I feel that way?  HAVE A SNACK WHY NOT NOT GONNA KILL YA.  Might Kill ME.  But I don't see how it would kill YA.  Unless the snack is You.  Which it won't be!  I don't wanna eat you and besides you're way too far away from me to be in any actual danger.  So there's that.   Anyway I'll be back in a little bit I guess.  Probably with beercohol!  See ya soon!

Don't Say Anything Okay

    HEY!  New idea I Creative Juiced during last walk.  One beer with entry, Two beers at night.  Take last walk after delivery gets here (or around 7:00 PM IF NO DELIVERY), cuts the nighttime beer time back a little bit.  So two beers'll give me a buzz.  And I won't be like well here I am for the long haul might as well eat some crap.  And it's good for entry!  Each act is something!  Coffee/beer/coffee.  And I can do this 6 out of 7 days a week!  ABSTAIN ON SATURDAY.  It's the Sabbath!  You'd think Saturday would be the best day to drink!  NOPE SABBATH.  Sabbath ends at NightTime SunDown.  YEAH BUT ENTRY IS BEFORE THEN.  Hmm good point.  Anyway the point is I'll try this out sure.  Delicious.  Probably gonna have Chinesed Food for lunch because I DON'T KNOW about dinner.  Probably will have something in the house BUT IT'S NOT 100%.  Hmm finish them Sawdust Dogs.  Have some CHEEZ ITS.  FORGET THEM LEFT OVER POPPED CHIPS.  I'M GONNA HAVE CHEEZ ITS.  MAYBE MAYBE NOT.  MAYBE HALFWAY MAYBE.
     What else is going on and crap.  How many beers was I drinking when I went to open mics.  Probably between 3 and 6.  Probably gradually increased over time.  Or not so gradually!  Maybe it was 3 the first time, 4 the week after, and so on until it plateued at six for the last 95% of times.  NAH.  I FEEL LIKE 4 or 5 WAS MOST COMMON.  But I was poppin' Ritalins and Klonopins, too.  So there's that!  Anyway the point is hey that was a fun period of my life kinda forgot about that.  Maybe one day I'll do open mics again.  Don't have any material or way to convey any material in a positive way.  Oh that seems like a big barrier to doing open mics.  YEP.  Anyway I dunno.  Beer shouldn't FUEL the Act II.  Should be a side.  I'm having fun writing Act II AND I'm having fun drinking a single Beer.  AND NEVER THE TWO SHALL MEET.  Well they will meet its inevitable.  But try to keep 'em separated.  Anyway are we gonna go that far back in time with Republican Rule?  Separate but equal?  My guess is probably but they'd abandon all pretense and take out the equal. 
     I TOOK THE EQUAL OUT OF MY DIET.  REPLACED IT WITH TRUVIA.  What else is up.  What's the main thing Republican Rule will get around to harming my life.  Would it involve me being Jewish?  That's one area they can get me.  Maybe just living in NYC is gonna backfire somehow.  OH I KNOW.  I talk SMACK about them on the internet.  THAT'S A NO GO.  GREAT.  And they say what's on internet is there forever.  I CAN'T ESCAPE THEM FINDING OUT I WAS TALKING SMACK ABOUT THEM.  Well I guess I got a good solid I dunno FIVE OR SIX YEARS before being sent to an internment camp.  Live it up while I can!  DRINK THREE BEERS SIX OUT OF SEVEN DAYS A WEEK.  ABSTAIN FOR THE JEWISH SABBATH.  This'll be a fun half a decade!  What else is going on and crap.  Also maybe they see a picture of me on my Twitter Profile or something and are like well that guy just NEEDS to be dealt with.  Just LOOK at him.  That sort of thing.  Hmm.
     Penultimate paragraph of act II!  At least now we can have Child Brides.  So there's a trade off.  Some good, some bad!  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Think I'm gonna start taking a walk between shower and lunch.  Helps make the rest of the day less Tight.  Get to LOOSEN UP a bit.  Especially with taking ultimate walk at 7:00 PM instead of 5:30 PM.  YEAH HOW ABOUT THAT.  Republicans can't have anything wrong with that plan.  What do they care about my walking schedule!  Well am I walking WITH CHRIST or am I still Jewish.  Still Jewish!  WRONG ANSWER.  INTO THE GAS CHAMBERS YOU GO.  Oh well that's life.  I went to high school on Chambers Street.  So at least I have some experience with this otherwise undesirable ultimate outcome.  Gas Chambers but it's just lots of farts in a small chamber and you're not allowed to escape.  TOO SOON.  What else is up.  Nice cup of coffee with Act III.  In baseball, and maybe other sports, if you're a perennial minor leaguer and get to play in the major leagues for a few games or so, they call it a cup of coffee.  YOU CAN'T BE DRINKING COFFEE.  THIS IS THE BIGGEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE.  COFFEE WILL MAKE YOU JITTERY SO YOU WON'T PLAY AS WELL.  Also MAY BE A BANNED SUBSTANCE.  I don't know the lists of banned substances.  I DON'T KNOW THE LISTS OF ANYTHING.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Anyway.  Watch Met game IN REAL TIME making up of course for walks.  In which case maybe watch it completely in real time but On Delay for lots of it, or FAST FORWARD through Delays for TIME SAVING STRATEGY REASONS and only watch if stuff is happening.  I dunno!  I dunno lots of lists of things!  Anyway which is better, Frosted Flakes or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  Cinnamon Toast Crunk MUST be better because it's more calories.  So to me that means it tastes better.  And ya know what-- it may just be because I had it last-- I THINK IT DOES.  But I can see myself ALTERNATING betwixt the two.  Any third one I should try.  I dunno I'll have to look into that at a later date to be named later.  My Dad MIXES cereal.  I forget which.  I think some sort of Fiber Cereal is one of them.  I dunno.  But the point is hey that must be a good idea otherwise why would he do it.  Not FOR ME.  But for what he's trying to get out of cereal, I'm sure it's working out for the best for him.  Anyway I'm gonna take a walk now!  Be back soon!

You Gotta Work With Me Here

    I think Robbers in the movies DO wear masks like this.  So we're all bank robbers.  Great!  Could be worse things.  For OURSELVES.  Not for SOCIETY.  If everyone is a bank robber then society is in trouble from all these potential robbings!  What else.  Got coffee going on.  Delicious!  I guess.  Am I still buzzed a little bit?  Probably not.  But possibly!  Anyway what to do during Evening Two Beers.  There's always LISTENING TO MUSIC.  Before baseball started back up that was the main premise I was working with.  Hmm gonna drink a bit, listen to some good music, that's a thing people might do with their evenings, right?  Then again I DUNNO.  I could do ANYTHING.  Hmm any other good ideas.  HORRORIFIC MOVIES SURE.  NO settling for Tales From That Crypt, though.  WASTE OF BEING THIRDWAY DRUNK.  Isn't that a Corporate Democrat Think Tank.  Third Way.  If this is the third way I SHUTTER to think how bad the first two ways were.  CAUSE THIS WAY IS PRETTY SHITTY TOO.  Oh well what can ya do.  Not much.  That's been my experience.
     Had delicious granola bar just now.  Granola bars are great!  Not sure how healthy granola really is.  Sure Big Granola makes us think it's healthy.  But WHAT DO WE REALLY KNOW about Granola.  ONLY WHAT BIG GRANOLA TELLS US.  We need some sort of whistleblower to expose Big Granola.  Also Dog Whistling-- bad.  Whistle BLOWING-- good.  GO FIGURE.  Is Whistle an onomonopia.  I think it kind of is!  It CAN BE at least.  How about that!  I'm not gonna look up how that's spelled.  I'm not even gonna look up to make sure its the right word.  I can't be looking up everything in this relationship.  YOU look some things up and get back TO ME.  Hmm.  Probably save Chinese Food for dinner.  Have delicious Sawdust Dogs for lunch.  WONDERFUL I'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT IT LOOKS LIKE.  Well maybe not all!  You flatter me!  A LOT lets leave it at that!  Sure why not I got nothing to add to the subject.  I'm GREAT with moving on.
    Moveon dot org was a Democratic website/fundraising thing? in the 2000's.  I think the premise for the name was WE MUST MOVE ON FROM GEORGE W BUSH.  Not sure we were very successful with that.  He lasted his entire 2 terms!  And now has been pretty rehabilitated in Public's Eye.  Probably because he's a painter.  Everyone wants to be painted.  HE CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN FOR THEM.  Huh.  Jeez.  I can make more Egg Whites TONIGHT.  Have some Standard Breakfast Which I SHOULD Have even MORE than 3 times a week again tomorrow.  LET'S DO THAT.  SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHIN I DUNNO I GUESS.  Hmm.  WHEN TO HAVE LUNCH.  WHEN OH WHEN.  Could be anywhere between 1 PM and 3 PM.  NOT SO BIG A WINDOW ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.  HOWEVER IT'S PRETTY BIG A WINDOW.  GREAT.  I LIKE BIG WINDOWS.  EASIER TO CLIMB OUT OF.  Now SOMEONE LIKE ME can climb out of pretty small windows.  But the average person would need a bigger window than I would to climb out of.  Why we climbing out o windows.  Cause we're in THE SHINING.  GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
     Penultimate paragraph.  When The Shining Closes A Door, God Opens A Window.  The point is hey we're getting close to the end of the entry. Then I got a nice AFTERNOON to look forward to TWO DRINKS IN EVENING?  CAN THAT BE RIGHT?  Sure!  I think 2 drinks'll be a positive experience.  Can't wait to find out!  YOU IDIOTS!  Take a nice REST in middle of day.  Around 4-5 PM.  Either fall asleep or not fall asleep.  Doesn't matter!  Just be at Rest and if sleeping happens then it happens!  SET ALARM CLOCK SURE IN CASE I DO FALL ASLEEP.  So I got that going for me.  Anyway.  MET GAME MIGHT STILL BE GOING ON THEN.  DEFINITELY if I'm watching all of it despite walks.  I'd be behind!  Look DayRest isn't set in stone.  Just something I've been toying around with.  I'm not committed to it at all!  UNLIKE EVERYTHING ELSE.  VERY COMMITTED TO EVERYTHING ELSE.  That's why it's so upsetting when Everything Else goes wrong every day.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Let's see. If I'm having 3 beers a day, I can do that through Tuesday.  Then I only have 1 beer left between Wednesday and Thursday before possibly re-upping on Friday.  GREAT.  SEE HOW THAT GOES.  YOU IDIOT.  Hmm.  It occurred to me recently that Will Smith must literally be crazy.  In his mind he thought HEY THIS IS A GOOD IDEA WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO.  That's not normal!  Oh well what can ya do.  HELP HIM GET WELL.  I dunno about that.  His problem, not mine!  The point is what else is going on and crap.  Maybe he wasn't thinking at all.  Which is also kind of crazy.  Isn't it?  Or is that what people do most o the time.  Just Not Think About Things.  He's AN ACTOR.  He doesn't have time to THINK about things.  He's busy ACTING about things.  Oh okay now I get it.  Anyway that'll do it for today.  I'll see you guys tomorrow.

-11:43 A.M.

Saturday, April 9, 2022

Well This Was A Blast & A Half

    Hello.  Just checked my weight again this morning.  Nice number of pounds!  Scale is continuing to tell me lies to placate me!  Also I succumbed to the Ice Cream Sandwich for breakfast.  No trying cinnamon toast crunch!  BUT I paired it with a Chocolately Chip Eggo which was FINE.  Not sure I got any chocolate taste out of it.  Maybe a HINT of chocolate.  Don't need it in the future.  SIGN ME UP WITH BLUEBERRY.  Also last night I got CHINESE FOOD.  I was gonna eat Mom's AlFredo Dish but then it turned out it was half eaten already.  Brought up pizza but there was no enthusiasm amongst my family for that.  So I got Chinese Food for myself!  WOW THREE MEALS OUTTA THAT DELICIOUS.  What else is Quick Life Updates.  Thinking about doing 4 beers a night for real weekend Friday Through Sunday.  Then either 2 beers a night for the other 3 out of 4 days, or 3 beers a night for 2 out of the 4 days.  ALSO KEEP IN MIND I CAN BANK BEER.  Maybe I'm done at TWO beers for a weekend.  BANK THOSE SUCKERS.  Okay I think we're all caught up.  Chinese Food for lunch.  Either diner or pizzaeria for dinner!  Of which I'm thinking FRENCHED TOAST versus 2 SLICES OF SICILIAN STYLE PIZZA.  Also I feel like Pizza should be short for something.  Not Pizzaeria.  Those are two different things.  I feel like the actual Food Object we know as pizza should actually be a longer word they we just all got used to short handing 100% of the time.  GO FIGURE.
    Old man Scherzer did OKAY.  Wasn't LIGHTS OUT (a good thing to be for some reason) but he had a QUALITY START I THINK.  6 innings with 3 runs allowed.  That's the worst Quality Start (an actual measurement they keep track of) you could have but it DOES qualify.  Anyway Mets are one of only TWO teams 2 games above 500.  500 being Even.  LIKE let's say your record was 2,988 and 2,988.  You're at 500.  Probably should be putting decimal points before these, "500's."  OH WELL TOO LATE NOW.  Anyway.  Pretty ahead of schedule today.  I got that going for me.  Also YES I limited myself to a reasonable amount of Chinese Food but it's still the most indulgent MEAL I've had in weeks if not months if not weeks.  Anyway.  I think my Mom was mostly asleep last night.  Good sign!  What else is a good sign.  SLOW YOUR ROLL.  That's a street sign right.  When they want you to SLOW YOUR ROLL.  I don't know how automobiles work.  Hit the Slow Down button or something, that sort of thing.  Hmm.
    Yeah!  Last two days gone a slight but slightly significant amount of calories over what I wanted.  I'll work the kinks out!  Gotta work something out.  Let's get the band The Kinks in on this.  Hmm how many Kinks are there alive.  Also I assume they're all brothers and their last name is Kinks.  Or Kink.  Probably Kinks.  Lemme LTURQ.  THE DAVIES ARE STILL ALIVE.  That's step one.  Let's see about the other idiots.  SOME ARE ALIVE SOME AREN'T.  I dunno off the top of my head which people listed on Wikipedia as members of the band were LEGIT members.  Like Starting Members.  Or members for a long time.  The point is the Davies are the key and they're alive.  YEAH.  I don't think I've read a The Kinks book but they've come up here and there in other books I've read.  Maybe I have read a The Kinks book.  My life is a blur.  I don't wanna read a Blur Book.  Sure.  Song #2.  WE GET IT.  POP QUIZ IS THERE A SONG #1 IN THEIR DISCOGRAPHY.  Either coming first chronologically or coming afterwards as a joke.  Lemme LTURQ.  HMM.  The song is called Song #2.  BUT they also have 2 songs just called 1 and 2.  Which came first.  Lemme LTURQ.  SONG #2 CAME FIRST.  They were being CHEEKY or something.  I'm assuming they're British.  Hence my use of Britain Words.
    I DON'T THINK I'VE MENTIONED I tried an individual cup portion of ice cream and it's PERFECT amount for those little cake cones.  COULD THIS BE A GAME CHANGER?  I DUNNO!  Halfway between Mostly Faux Ice Cream Bars Semi-To-Me Indulgent Ice Cream Sandwich.  HMM.  Also it involves manual labor which I don't like.  But DELICIOUS ALL THE SAME.  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow Day is... National Cinnamon Crescent Day.  Didn't know Cinnamon Crescents were a thing.  I assume they mean Croissants o something close.  Either way PERECT I'm trying Cinnamon Toast Crunch on the EXACT DAY we celebrate Cinnamon in another context!  Looking at a picture of Cinnamon Crescent.  Not quite a croissant.  In the same family, though.  It's a family of pastries.  How do I get in on Eating That Family.  Hmm.  I feel like I haven't binged on croissants at all and I should be!  Hmm.  What else is going on.  AGAIN watched most of the Mets game into the 8th inning before I had to go to sleep.  Which is as far as I made it the night before despite last night starting an hour earlier.  GO FIGURE.  Or don't.  Maybe you got better things to do than figure.  I envy you.
    Oh yeah.  There was a 15 minute delay to yesterday's game because some of the lights in the stadium weren't working.  I'd hate to be the guy to change THOSE lightbulbs.  Especially if I'm Polish.  Polish people have changed enough lightbulbs for several life times!   Also gotta imagine that despite the jokes they've gotten pretty good at it!  Practice makes perect.  The point is I shaved last night.  Set up Hair Cutting Experience next week where my Dad will do the lion's share of cutting my hair.  AMAZING GROOMING MYSELF.  Takes LGBTQ Teachers out of the equation.  I GOT THIS DON'T WORRY YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK.  Or, instead of taking a break, DOUBLE GROOM someone else.  It's up to you!  The point is I know Fox News and/or Republicans can get people whipped up into a frenzy over just about anything but I do wonder if people'll buy into GROOMGATE.  Probably A LOT OF the dumb ones.  But probably some independents they're counting on are like WAIT WHAT?  Can't hurt to dream!  Coffee time!
    Maybe get a nice delicious Bison Burger for dinner.  Kinda redundant based on all the sandwiches I have over the week.  But Freedom Toast is redundant, too!  I get other FromTheGriddle Meals, plus other Sweet-ish Stylized Eatings.  HMM.  Either way probably taking my last walk after it comes, then eating it soon after I get back!  Probably after putting it (WHATEVER IT IS) in oven for an amount of time (WHATEVER IT IS).  Also yesterday Mets game was on THE APPLE TV APP STREAMER TO REMEMBER.  You can't pause that!  Had to hurry home from a walk to catch OPENING PITCH.  I don't wanna miss a SINGLE SECOND of this.  Until pretty soon after the start when I get bored.  Then sure I'll miss plenty of seconds.  Wonderful.  Also is it a Pandemic thing that the crowds are thin as crap in Washington.  Is it a Washington is Crap this year thing?  Is it Baseball just doesn't draw in Attending Fans anymore.  My guess?  CRISIS ACTORS.  Not sure what that means exactly.  Oh well.
     Seventh paragraph!  I got that going for me.  Had 3 beers yesterday.  I'LL PLAY IT BY EAR TODAY but CAN go up to 4.  NO PUN INTENDED.  THEY'RE BEER CANS.  CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.  Jeez.  Starting to develop JUST THE SLIGHTEST HINT of abs.  It's not even great because it's combined with also a touch of flabby stomach.  But I feel they should cancel each other out and I look fine.  They DON'T but I feel THEY SHOULD.  I don't like watching Met games with other commentators.  KEITH RON AND GARY ARE MY SECURITY BLANKET.  I don't feel COMFORTABLE watching baseball listening to these people.  I don't KNOW you.  I don't GET YOUR DEAL.  What exactly are you up to anyway.  What else is going on and crap.  Chinese Food was General Tsos chicken with pork fried rice and hot and sour soup and steamed vegetable dumplings and almond cookies.  The hot and sour soup is to pair with upcoming Lunch Sandwich.  The 2 almond cookies I had as a dessert snack last night.  The rest of it is divided into THRICES for three meals.  Presumably.  Seems like it's just about the right portion of things to do that okay.  YEAH.
     Wonderful.  I wanted SHRIMP dumplings but lady was like ya know we also put pork in our shrimp dumplings.  And I thought too quick oh gimme them vegetable dumplings instead.  In retrospect I should have been like SHRIMP AND PORK AT THE SAME TIME?  IN STEAMED DUMPLING FORM?  SIGN ME UP.  It can't be THAT much more calories.  It's not a lot of meat overall!  OH WELL NOW I KNOW FOR NEXT TIME.  If there is a next time.  There will probably be a next time.  Got some nice responsible snacks I'm thinking about today.  I should NOT be thinking about snacks.  I CAN'T GET 'EM OUT OF MY MIND THOUGH.  The point is I forget.  Almond cookies weren't a let down!  None of the meal was!  Also fair amount of rice.  Went with 2/3rds of a cup and ya know what?  FAIR AMOUNT.  That sort of thing.  Maybe I'm not measuring cups too well.  That would also explain why Frosted Flakes seem to be More than they should be too.  But I have plastic cups that clearly state how many fraction of cup would fit in the cup.  They can't be wrong, can they?  Hmm.  Maybe it's a practical joke.  And they're wrong.  And EVERYTHING'S wrong.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.   I can look forward towards beer instead of snacks.  Four beers!  I dunno that seems WASTEFUL.  I'd enjoy it in the moment no doubt.  But then I'm an extra beer down compared to Old Plan.  HEY THAT'S LIFE YA GOTTA MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS.  Probably.  I haven't had to make that many tough decisions but I would imagine it's a part of a lot of people's lives.  What do I got in store for today.  Was able to watch the Met game on Apple TV but I don't think I have access to most of the things on it.  I know my brother has an account.  Not sure if he can share it with me.  Probably can!  I don't care enough right now!  One streamer is as good as another, that's what I say and what I've always said.  YEAH.  What else is going on.  I don't wanna jinx it-- and I feel strongly this WILL jinx it-- but I might want to have an apple today.  HEY THAT'S RELEVANT APPLES TO APPLES.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  Take a nice walk.  Got my mask on.  Listen to them musics in my earbuds.  Gotta imagine that'll be a solid B- experience.  That walk.  Anyway.  FOUR BEERS OVER WEEKEND?  WHAT IF I HAD THREE AT NIGHT AND ONE AT DAY.  NOPE DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE.  WHAT IF I WANNA START A NEW PURPOSE.  YA DON'T WANNA START A NEW PURPOSE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE OLD PURPOSE.  GIVE THE OLD PURPOSE A CHANCE YOU FOOL.  What else.  Ice cream was fine.  Not a bad amount for 100 calories.  Tastes great!  It's vanilla ice cream!  Just what you'd expect!  NO MINI POPSICLE STICKS TO EAT IT WITH THOUGH.  Gotta use a spoon!  And this is a tiny cup!  I would need a tiny spoon to really do it right.  I HAVE NO TINY SPOONS.  I got a tiny fork.  But that doesn't help me here!  Unless it's really frozen.  Then I can see using my tiny fork to CHIP AWAY at the ice cream bit by bit.  Hmm.  I'll be back in a little bit.

Nothing Has Happened Yet

    HEY!  I can fit in 8 walks before accepting Supper Delivery so I can eat it when it comes!  Which is good because I'm eating earlier lunch, too.  Which makes sense because I'm ahead of schedule and that's what makes all these things possible.  Anyway just had delicious granola bar!  Gonna have delicious Part II of Coffee with next act.  I got it all figured out is the point and whatknot.  Anyway.  Got myself an allotment for 5 Snack Units A Day but I think I'm gonna try, really try, to go for 3.  Three sections of the day.  One per each section!  Seems do-able if you're not constantly obsessing over it.  If it's out of mind then it's VERY easy.  So let's figure that one out.  What else.  Will tonight be four beers?  THREE?  MAYBE EVEN STOP AT TWO?!?!  Only time will tell.  Time is VERY smart.  It can tell us some things nobody else can!  Also, KIND OF STUPID.  Some things take time and we don't wanna wait.  Dumb on Time's Part.  Also Time does Person Of The Year.  WHY.  I've never won.  Kinda makes it seem irrelevant if I don't even win ONCE.
     What else is up.  Sprite right now!  Delicious AND the name of An Eternal.  Per my recollections.  Anyway what else is going on.  Done with walks by 6 PM.  Can I Start drinking that early?  What do you mean that early.  It's been 3 or 4 nights.  There is no set Routine Tradition of when it starts.  Isn't 5 PM HAPPY HOUR?  That means 6 PM is DEFINITELY fair game.  HMM always assumed Happy Hour was 5 PM on the dot.  Cause I always assumed the generic job ends at 5 PM.  So you go STRAIGHT TO A BAR to get happy again.  Either way IN PRACTICE, in terms of offering discount drinks during happy hour, the most common time range is 4 PM to 7 PM.  GREAT.  6 PM SOLIDLY INTO THAT.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Also one would imagine the sooner I start drinking the more I'd want to drink more to last me into the night.  I'D IMAGINE IT AT LEAST.  I JUST DID.  I'LL PROBABLY IMAGINE IT MORE A LITTLE BIT LATER.
    I don't think I can stress this enough.  Today's meals are gonna be AMAZING.  Chinese food for lunch.  LOTS OF GOOD BITES OUT OF LOTS OF VARIETY OF THINGS SOME OF WHICH ARE HEALTHIER THAN OTHERS MOSTY UNHEALTHY BUT HEY GREAT.  Either Bison burger with TOPPINGS for dinner-- VERY FULLFILLING-- or Bison burger with TOPPINGS AND SOME FROZEN FRIES-- PROBABLY TOO FULLFILLING-- for dinner.  OR Pizza.  You know how that goes.  Don't know what TOPPINGS I'd want for that.  All I know is I'm leaning towards SICILIAN.  Because that's my favorite part of Italy.  Sicily.  I think it's the bottom of Italy.  OR an island off the bottom if Italy.  Better LTURQ.  YEP NAILED IT.  It is BOTH the bottom part of Italy AND an island.  Looks like it JUST BARELY ALMOST touches the main land but is an island.  GO FIGURE.  Or don't.  I'm not here to tell you how to live your life.  I'm here to enable you to judge how I'm living MY life.  BADLY ONE WOULD IMAGINE BUT HEY THAT'S UP TO YOU JUST LIKE I SAID.  Anyway jeez.  I wonder if anyone has ever ordered Chinese Food and gone through a regular order and then been like And FOURTY ORDERS OF ALMOND COOKIES.  My guess?  SURE IT'S HAPPENED.  Not often!  But every Chinese Food Purveyor has one or two stories of Someone Who Wants Way Too Many Almond Cookies.
    Ugh.  Anyway.  I'm ALL MAN.  That's a phrase.  I'm ALL MOND.  That's a phrase now, too!  The point is Jeez what else is going on and crap.  What do I got in store for the afternoon besides enjoying lunch and halfway enjoying walks.  TV YES BUT WATCHING WHAT.  GOD DANG IT.  I gotta figure out what to do.  NO I DON'T.  WHAT TO DO WILL BE REVEALED TO ME IN DUE TIME.  Oh okay that's good.  Will my night time ice cream be Delicious Do It Yourself Small Ice Cream Cone?  VERY LIKELY.  Also nighttime snack is most often an ice cream.  Well, most often, it's 2 or 3 things.  But ICE CREAM is a given that it should be most of the time before bed.  USUALLY IN BAR FORM.  USUALLY FAKE ICE CREAM.  LIKE YOGUERT OR SOMETHING.  But tastes like ice cream.  So basically that's why my life is what it is.  Eatin' faux ice cream a lot at night!  THIS IS REAL ICE CREAM THOUGH, THIS PERSONAL PACKS.  I wonder how my body will adjust to that.  My guess?  Doesn't have to do much adjusting.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Sweet!  What else is up.  No more stomach cramps or whatever pain I was feeling yesterday for a couple of hours.  Gotta imagine I'll never feel pain again at this rate!  WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF.  Pain is THE WORST.  Okay.  I'm gonna be honest because I have no reason to lie about this-- I think I'll get a blast and a half out of having Pizza OR Bison Burger fresh from delivery.  In the past if I was eating it right when it got there, I'd put it in microwave or oven for a short amount of time usually.  This time?  NOPE.  YA EAT WHAT YA GET.  Deal with it.  DEAL WITH IT!  Sounds fun is the point.  ALL THOSE TOPPINGS.  Toppings either way.  More for Burger.  But Pizza Toppings are no slouch either!  I CAN EVEN GET 2 TOPPINGS PER SLICE.  HAS ANYONE EVER DONE THAT BEFORE.  Seems kind of like He's teasing you nobody has TWO Television Sets.  Anyway great I'm gonna take a walk now.  Be back soon!

Let's Get This Out Of The Way

    Have I used that title before?  Probably seven times!  But it's a good one so I'll use it again.  Anyway.  Not in the mood for a 2nd coffee.  Maybe I will be later in the day.  FOR NOW THOUGH I ate a breadstick.  Hmm are those two things related.  SIMILAR IN CALORIES.  Yeah but maybe I have coffee later anyway.  OH NO I'M DOWN 40 CALORIES FROM THIS DUMB BREAD STICK.  Look I have no regrets.  I was a little hungry.  Breadstick sounded good, hardly ever have them.  AND I ENJOYED IT.  I wouldn't take it back if I could.  What else is going on and crap.  LEANING towards making a case for Pizza over Diner.  Still up in the air, though!  Anyway lunch is in but an hour and fourty minutes or something.  Also YES it's a running JOKE that I don't know how to spell fourty.  I'm not just an idiot who always fails even with Spell Check helping him.  I mean, I AM just an idiot.  But for a TANGENTIAL REASON.
     What else is up.  I LIKE the Designated Hitter in Mets Games now.  WOW THEIR LINEUP IS SO DEEP.  1 THROUGH 9 ARE REAL HITTERS not this 1 Through SEVEN OR EIGHT NONSENSE.  Yeah but the other teams have the same advantage.  I DON'T FUCK WITH THE OTHER TEAMS.  ALL I KNOW IS THE METS LINEUP IS LEAPS AND BOUNDS BETTER AND THAT CAN'T BE BAD.  What else is going on.  Some higher scoring games!  Probably!  I'd LTURQ what the exact estimation number is how much higher points the games are with DH versus without DH.  But I don't WANT to.  So you can see the predicament I'm in.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Walk after this entry.  Shower.  THEN COME LUNCH.  GOOD Ol' LUNCH.  Maybe regular slices of pizza.  Yesterday I was settling in on the thought of sicilian.  Today is a new day!  Gotta re-calibrate.  Maybe regular slices are the way to go for tonight.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
     Hmm.  I only have one Caramel Pretzel Chocolate Bar left!  It could be a week or more until I re-up!  Also I dunno if I made this clear but besides being delicious it's also the lowest amount of calories any Fiber One Product can be!  So that's another reason it's a blast and a half to have.  YEAH.  Oh well.  YEAH.  WHAT SANDWICH WILL I PAIR HOT AND SOUR SOUP CUP WITH.   Veggie Burger is a NON STARTER.  Turkey is possible.  But for some reason HOT DOG sounds the best.  I can't say WHY.  But hot dog with hot and sour soup seems like a match made in, I don't wanna say Heaven... it's like a match made in... what's GOOD but several steps below Heaven... a match made in HERSHEY PARK PENNSYLVANIA.  That's a good place.  They give you hershey bars every now and then FOR NOTHING ONE WOULD IMAGINE.  I went there as a kid and don't quite remember that happening but I wouldn't bet against it!  Unless I was getting good odds!  Then I might be down to place a gamble or two!
     Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  Always can go with more Tales From The Crypt for Afternoon.  Always can go with more Lots Of Things.  Figure out how to get Subscription TV and Film on Apple TV.  Probably possible to do it through my Brother's account.  Lots of good stuff on there I would imagine!  OH RIGHT I'M TRYING CINNAMON TOAST CRUNK TOMORROW MORNING.  I forgot all about that!  That's gonna be a blast and a half, too!  WOW LIFE IS GREAT IN THE IMMEDIATE...  I DUNNO... TWENTY HOURS?  That's a lot of hours for a nice B/B- life.  PLUS when that 20 hours are up NO REASON NOT TO SUSPECT WE GO RIGHT BACK INTO ANOTHER STREAK OF B/B-!  WOW I DON'T BELIEVE IT.  Ugh.  If scale is to believed I've gained 5 pounds in the last three and a half months.  NOT SO BAD.  REASONABLE.  PLUS IT ROUNDS OFF BY MULTIPLES OF FIVES.  If scale is consistent with being as accurate as it was LAST TIME before Official Weigh in!  Cause I was a Multiple Of Five then!  So five pounds heavier-- if you crunk the numbers-- STILL A MULTIPLE OF FIVE!  So that's my life.  Also it's probably not my life.  This scale has probably broke more than usual since then and I weigh several pounds more than that.  So that's my life.
     Last paragraph!  Amazing.  Here's a New Realization-- I might find, after separating my portion of Chinese Food for lunch, that there isn't quite the same amount left for a Part III.  In which case Pair that small container of Hot and Sour Soup with what is left over from The Rest.  I DUNNO WE'LL SEE.  But it's good to have a back up plan.  BACK THAT PLAN UP REAL GOOD.  Anyway I dunno.  I'm confident I'll have rice left over.  I already know I won't have broccoli for one of the two meals left.  I could see very clearly when I got it only 2 pieces of broccoli!  THEN AGAIN ONE MIGHT HAVE BEEN HIDING.  I don't think so.  Why would broccoli hide?  It's have no motive!  Also I know I have right amount of Steamed Dumplings left.  Basically it comes down to General Tao's Chicken himself being enough for two meals.  WELL THAT'S IT.  THAT'S THE PARAGRAPH.  Not interesting but NECESSARY to think about.  Great.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-11:46 A.M.

Friday, April 8, 2022

You Had Me At HEY!

    HEY!  Getting Super Market delivery today so it might cut into Act I.  Probably won't!  Decent chance it will.  WHAT ARE THE NUMBERS GIMME SOME NUMBERS.  Okay hmm.  70-80 chance it won't.  WOW WHAT GREAT NUMBERS I FEEL GREAT ABOUT IT.  Anyway.  No more alcohol during entries!  It was fun for a few days and I'll adjust quickly to not having it!  Anyway.  Met game was delayed 75 minutes and I had to go to sleep around the seventh inning.  But it was entertaining while it lasted!  I liked the parts where HEY for the most part Mets are doing well!  Anyway.  My Mom is still in pain but it seems a little bit better than yesterday.  I KNEW IT.  That's he only way I could try to comfort her.  THIS WILL BE OVER IN A MATTER OF HOURS.  SURE BY HOURS I MEAN IT COULD BE A DAY OR TWO.  THAT'S NOT SO FAR OFF FROM JUST SAYING A MATTER OF HOURS.  ALSO WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING.  You know that sort of thing.
     Yeah!  Ate two pop tarts for breakfast.  Wasn't worried about that leading to a bange because that was all the pop tarts I had.  Was gonna pair Pop Tart with Ice Cream Sandwich 2 times upcoming week.  NOW I CAN'T.  And I ended up canceling cookies and whatnot completely cause I don't need it.  SO best side with ice cream sandwich is some sort of High Quality Fiber Bar or something.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF LET'S KEEP IT GOING.  Tomorrow I probably try some of the Cinnamon Toasted Crunked.  GET CRUNCHED-- TO THE EXTREME!  That's my pitch for their advertising.  I'm sure some company already owns the copywright to the phrase, "TO THE EXTREME!"  Seems like it would have been thought of thousands of times and someone registered it and used it at some point.  If not FINDERS KEEPERS I OWN IT NOW.  ALRIGHT.  Now we play he waiting game of letting the money roll in.  Hmm.  Does money, "Roll In?"  I feel that's a phrase.  I don't know what it means.  Money doesn't roll!  I guess coins can roll!  You'd have to practice pretty hard though to set a coin into motion such that it rolls a significant amount and not just for a second.  GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
     Yeah!  Just wasted ten minutes talking to my Dad.  PLUS the delivery estimate time window went down a bit.  Still probably will finish act before delivery but the numbers I gave are NO LONGER RELEVANT.  OBSOLETE.  OUT DATED.  You know those types of things.  Delicious turkey sandwich for lunch today.  What will I have as a side?  HEY WHAT IF IT'S DELICIOUS ICE CREAMED SANDWICH.  It's 20-50 calories more than I'd IDEALLY want as a side but NOT SO FAR OFF.  Also DELICIOUS.  Nah ice cream ain't a reasonable side for sandwich.  Gettin' animal crackers!  That's why I got 'em.  Not to MicroSnack although I'm sure that will happen from time to time.  As some sweet side for sandwiches!  YEAH.  What else is going on and crap.  I wonder what dinner will be!  Haven't had STEAK in a while.  Maybe Steak and Eggs or Steak and STUFFED MUSHROOMS.  I'm getting my fair share of Egg these days.  Not my fair share of stuffed mushrooms.  That's it.  That's the paragraph.
    I HATE THAT.  That's one of the most triggering tweets I say regularly.  Someone links to an article or gives a short pithy statement and/or analysis.  Very short, one or two sentences.  And then they go That's it.  That's the tweet.  Like I'm supposed to be BLOWN AWAY by whatever they just said.  Like it would be redundant to point out how great/important what I just said was.  That's the impression I get from the phrase.  Not sure how or why.  I'll have to look into that.  Hey talking about looking into things NATIONAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROW DAY IS... National Chinese Almond Cookie Day.  GREAT.  I like them cookies.  What a great bonus if they give you four instead of three.  What a terrible catastrophe when they send you two instead of three.  THREE IS REASONABLE.  I EXPECT THREE.  The point is that'd be a good side for sandwiches.  What else!  Haven't had Chinese Food in a while.  And Cart Halal Food in even way longer.  Been thinking about getting one of those some time this week possibly.  YEAH.  I'd have to divide it into three meals but I could just do two meals and throw out bonus garbage.  YEAH.
    Coffee after this paragraph!  What else.  Nice solid baseball from The Mets.  DRIVING IN RUNS.  Holding opponent offense in check.  You put those together and That's How You Win A Baseball Game.  Anyway.  Tonight's game is 7:10 PM.  If it's not delayed again I SHOULD be able to stay up pretty easily to finish watching the game.  WOW.  Still haven't watched new episode of Cursed Films Docu Series.  I wanna find out how The Wizard Of Oz was cursed.  My guess is VERY FEW PEOPLE FROM THE FILM ARE STILL ALIVE TODAY.  They've all faced their demise over time!  OH NO I'M SCARED.  Anyway could start watching that between act and Super Market delivery if there's a window of time there!  Yeah!  Anyway.  Three beers weekend, two beers weekday.  BUT maybe sometimes I feel yeah I don't need another beer.  GREAT.  BANK THAT BEAR for later in the week!  BEER.  NOT BEAR.  FREUDIAN SLIP.  I WANT TO DRINK BEARS AT NIGHT WHILE WATCHING BASEBALL.  Well that's easy follow The Cubs.  NOT DANGEROUS ENOUGH.  Not worried about a Cub mauling me.  I can beat a cub in a fist fight EASY.  Coffee time!
   I've always figured, and still do, that drinking beer and/or alcohol you quickly or not so quickly build up a tolerance.  So what I get out of three beers today, by a few weeks from now, won't be doing as much for me.  HOWEVER maybe it stays the same!  When ya indulge in FOOD it's not like I've been eating the same amount of chocolate each day and now chocolate doesn't do it as much for me anymore.  Maybe it DOES work that way.  Either way I feel like if I get this much out of 2 or 3 beers a night, FUN NIGHTS.  NOT BAD AT ALL.  So I got that going for me.  OLD MAN SCHERZER is pitching for The Mets tonight.  He's apparently one of the best pitchers out there!  It's gonna be A CLINIC.  Which means GOOD.  He's like the doctor and the other team is like alcohol anonymous.  Is that what clinics are.  Also why does alcohol need to be anonymous.  I can see why alcoholics might wanna be anonymous.  THIS ORGANIZATION IS GETTING THEIR TITLE WAY WRONG.  Obviously they say ICS and not Alcohol Anonymous.  I'm just being dumb.  YA'D THINK SO BUT NO.
     Okay.  Good chance no delivery tonight for food.  Have turkey sandwich PLUS Wide Alfredo Dish my mom got last week that she has no interest in eating.  I have interest in eating that!  I'd even have it for upcoming lunch.  Sounds like fun.  Anyway on the other hand kinda would like some pizza tonight.  So we'll see how that goes.  WOW WHAT A SOPHIE'S CHOICE BUT GOOD.  I think most Sophie's Choices are bad.  Lemme LTURQ.  I don't know what Sophie's Choice was at all off the top of my head or any other part of my head.  Oh Holocaust thing.  Lady had to pick one of two children to save from being Gassed.  That DOES sound negative.  Anyway I'd go with the one you love just a little bit more.  Then again maybe you wanna go with the one you love a little bit less to make up for loving the other one a little bit more when they were both alive.  EVEN THINGS OUT.  Anyway that's how I feel about things.  Also is Russia doing Concentration Camps?  They're doing SOMETHING like that.  The specifics I don't know!  Off the top of my head I'm thinking well it's bad.  It's probably extremely bad.  But it can't be HOLOCAUST DEATH CAMPS bad.  Then off the top of my head I'm thinking well how do I know it ISN'T that bad.  Hmm.
     Look I'm sure they're taking civilians into camps and killing them.  BUT HOW MANY.  I NEED NUMBERS FOR CONTEXT.  Also what else is up.  America has a real Sophie's choice to do EVERYTHING in its power to stop Russia's warcrimes or NOT DOING ANYTHING.  Wait a second can't they do reasonable well considered things that should work over time without escalating the war and death and catastrophes and horrors themselves.  YOU'D THINK SO WOULDN'T YOU.  THAT'S IT.  THAT'S THE TWEET.  What else is going on.  Everyone likes birds.  That's where Twitter comes from.  I know we hear a lot about Dog Whistles in Politics.  Political people disguising language such that they get a message across to Die Hards without saying it explicitly.  WHAT ABOUT BIRD WHISTLES.  And if there are Bird Whistles WHAT ARE THEY AND HOW CAN I AVOID THEM.  I don't like ANY whistles.  I like whistling myself.  I like people whistling for FUN and ENTERTAINMENT.  But not whistles to get you to do or think things.  NO WAY JOSE.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Unlikely I'll be interrupted at this point!  Amazing!  The point is the Mets are tied for first place in the major leagues.  Not just their division.  Not just their league.  ALL OF MAJOR LEAGUES.  But NOT including the Negro Leagues.  Recently they were officially incorporated into the Major Leagues.  Not sure how their season is going.  Also Mets were tied for first all off season.  AT ZERO ZERO record.  Sure great what else.  Plan is to have 3 beers tonight as it is Weekend.  But if I drink 2 and feel satiated HEY BANK THAT THIRD BEER AWESOME.  You IDIOTS.  Anyway.  Shoulda gotten the cinnamon brown sugar pop tarts in retrospect.  Didn't realize I only had 2 left.  Two is all you need if you're pairing it with ice cream sandwich for breakfast twice a week.  Yeah but I ate both of them for 1 breakfast just this morning.  WELL GREAT I RUINED EVERYTHING I GUESS.  Maybe still have turkey sandwich with ice cream sandwich for lunch.  PIZZA FOR DINNER.  Wide AlFredo SOME OTHER TIME THIS WEEKEND.  Also Halal Food Carts-- when I say JUST A LITTLE BIT OF WHITE SAUCE I MEAN IT.  I've gone through this before because it sticks in my craw.  But it's universal.  I say just a little bit of white sauce and they must process it yeah this guy SAYS he wants a little bit but I know better I'm giving him a lot.  Those JERKS.
     Anyway.  And its squirted on so quickly I can't say STOP soon enough.  Plus when I DO say stop they are like well he says stop now but I think I should do this for another seven seconds because I know what's best in this situation.  The point is HOWEVER IT'S DELICIOUS.  White sauce and all.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Almost done with Act I.  At this point I'm rooting for Super Market delivery to come as soon as possible.  So it don't muck up my schedule too bad!  YEAH.  Anyway I dunno what else is up.  SURE I'll watch a Mets Highlight Reel of top moments from yesterday.  I think I saw all the top moments.  They probably included the final out of the game.  And maybe a top moment or two that I missed before then that I also didn't see.  LOOK I DON'T CARE.  What else.  If you're reading this you can tell that Website Is Back Online.  Spent about half an hour with GoDaddy customer support.  Those suckers fixed this sucker!  Hey great I'll be back a bit later.

So Far, So ADEQUATE?

    Hi!  Waited around for an hour and a half for Super Market delivery.  Then they said it would be delayed.  Then I took a quick walk.  Then it came as I came.  JUST LIKE SEX.  I COME AS I COME.  Something like that.  Either way they seemed to have everything.  Ice cream seemed to not be melted.  Mission Accomplished I guess!  Anyway gonna have lunch with Act III.  TURKEY SANDWICH.  Top three side ideas-- finish the tiny pieces/crumbs of Kettlechips I just re-discovered.  NICE ice cream sandwich.  Or TRY A CHOCOLATELY CHIP EGGO.  Lots of good choices.  This will be a tough one!  Probably not the ice cream sandwich.  TOO INDULGENT SORRY.  I got coffee going on right now.  APPROPRIATE LEVEL OF INDULGENCE SORRY.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Can't tell if the ice cream in personal packs is melted.  NO stress test I can do.  I can open up a box of Pops and then take one out and keep it in the wrapper but just feel for hardness.  NOTHING TO BE DONE about ice cream in cups!
    The good news is presumably the cups are intact.  That's half the battle!  What else is going on and crap.  LOOK do I cut these sandwiches in half?  It's a circular bun/bread.  If that matters.  I think I like cutting them in half.  Gets more complicated when we're talking about veggie burgers.  LOOK IT'S JUST A SANDWICH DON'T MAKE THIS COMPLICATED.  HOWEVER look no one cuts burgers in half.  Maybe we SHOULD.  In fact LET'S GET THAT TRENDING by me doing it for lunch.  Gotta imagine I'm on TIKTOK or INSTAGRRAM when I'm eating lunch.  I didn't set it up myself but I think it's just one of those things that happens without you knowing it.  Hmm.  I enjoyed eating dinner AFTER last walk gettin' into starting to drink and watching baseball.  But it depends not only on  Time of Lunch but also WHAT'S FOR DINNER.  Chicken curry?  With rice?  That's a GREAT thing to drink in evening after last walk starting to nurse a beer and have baseball.  Other dinners?  Who cares!  Like a CCP.  Look we love CCP here don't we folks.  But I don't need it to overlap with drinking beer and/or Met game and/or occurring after last walk.  So dinner today is probably Wide Al Fredo and small chance Pizza.  PIZZA would be great for this scenario.  Wide al fredo???  Could go either way.
     Sure!  I wanna see how chocolately these eggos really are.  My guess is JUST SLIGHTLY.  Maybe that's perfect, though!  You don't want the chocolate to overwhelm the eggoness.  Just the taste of Bland Eggo without Bonuses is UNDERRATED.  We should appreciate the baseline of the eggo MORE MUCH MORE.  The point is I forget.  Anyway.  With this delay I could fit in all my walks BUT I'm gonna play it loosey-goosey and just do one less walk today.  OH NO THAT's LIKE 85 CALORIES OR SO OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.  GREAT.  I WANNA gain 85 calories you idiot did you ever think about that you idiot I hope not cause it's WRONG I was just using clever misdirection and reverse psychology to prove CONCLUSIVELY that you're an idiot!  Hmm.  Something along those lines.  Maybe save lunch until after entry is done.  Which could mean after entry is done, after walk after entry is done, or after shower after walk after entry is done.  Or, of course, while entry is still going on.  HMM SOUNDS LIKE ROUGHLY FOUR POSSIBILITIES.  TRUE STORY!
     Anyway.  If I'm hungry, I'll eat it then.  That's the plan!  What else is The Plan.  I liked the parts where The Mets had mini-RALLIES.  Not just THE LONG BALL (what pros call homeruns).  Putting together some nice hits SOMETIMES TWO OUT NICE HITS.  WOW.  Also this is a VERY large sample size.  Well it's the largest sample size we have at our current disposal.  Sounds about as large as it gets to me!  What else is going on and crap.  If I wanna eat later dinner after walk it makes sense to have later lunch.  Which makes it make sense to not have lunch with act III.  I dunno!  IF I'M HUNGRY I'LL EAT LOOK THAT'S THE WAY TO GO RIGHT?  Ugh.  Also Wizard of Oz episode of Cursed Films?  UNDERWHELMING.  There were NO curses in it.  The tin man died because of the chemicals in his suit.  That's it.  Which is BAD.  But what else was there.  Speculation the people who played the munchkins were compulsive drinkers and partied the whole time.  That's all they got!  Anyway the point is I watched that and now my life is better because One More Entertainment Thing Down That Existed That I Have To Consume At Some Point.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Amazing!  I had a bit of these crumbs/tiny pieces of Kettle Chips.  Not bad!  POSSIBLY BETTER.  OH MAN I JUST REMEMBERED THOSE POTATO CRISPS THEY USED TO SELL.  Like tiny small sticks that were potato chips.  Not chips.  That were potato.  Fried or whatever, I dunno how you make a potato chip.  Lemme LTURQ to see if it exists.  Well it definitely DID exist.  It wasn't just a fever dream.  But they seem to be very limited in terms of current production and distribution.  OH WELL MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BEST.  What else is up.  Last two days I've had the alcohol content equivalent of FOUR beers per night.  Tonight is only THREE.  I THINK I'M GONNA GET ENOUGH OUT OF THAT.  NOT BAD AT ALL.  Also I can space them out EVENLY.  Get back from last walk around 8 PM PER CURRENT PLANS.  Have/nurse a drink every hour!  8 to 9.  9 to 10.  10 to BEDTIME.  And if its only 2 beers WE SKIP THE 10 TO BEDTIME.  Look I got lots of plans and some of them may pan out but even the ones that pan out may turn out to be the wrong way to go about things.  I'll be back in a little bit!

Once Again It's The End

    HEY!  Got some stomach cramps or something.  Tummy ache or something!  Specifically the left side of my torso.  Is that where Stomach is.  SOME organ is there and IT'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT SOMETHING.  Anyway.  Was much worse on my walk, now it's 75% better.  But whether I'm in pain or not, I'm not hungry.  What else is going on.  Turkey sandwich with leftover Kettle Chips to remember.  Do Chocolate Chip Eggo as next snack.  What was the third option.  Oh.  Great Ice Cream Sandwich.  Gonna have to push that back to an extent I'M NOT SURE OF right now.  Anyway drinking SNAPPLE mixed with WATER to calm my stomach nerves.  It's an elixir for Health!  Probably!  That's where they get the name SNAPPLE from.  EXPLAIN.  NEVER!  Anyway not gonna be doing any sets of push up, sit-ups, push ups for your rights for the immediate future.  Because of the pain thing!  Makes sense to me!  Anyway thinking about making a push for pizza tonight.  I JUST LIKE PIZZA OKAY?  WHY DO YOU JUDGE ME FOR THAT?
     Anyway.  Got three beers in the fridge sitting there waiting for tonight.  I'm prepared!  UGH.  I HAD TWO SMALL FIBER ONE BROWNIES EARLIER.  COULD THAT CAUSE THIS PAIN?  Sure why not.  Anything can cause this pain.  Anything and EVERYTHING.  What's up.  Mom is getting some sleep.  That's good!  You're not in pain when you sleep.  Too busy sleeping to feel any pain!  You could be having a nightmare.  That's KIND of like pain.  Unless your life is a WAKING NIGHTMARE that's EVEN WORSE than your current Sleeping Nightmare.  In that case PROGRESS!  You're living in a LESS NIGHTMARISH NIGHTMARE for a little while!  ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY.  What else.  As pain subsides, hunger increases.  Looks like I'll have lunch AFTER walk after entry but BEFORE shower.  We're talkin' about an hour from now!  ALRIGHT.  Also got some left over BBQ Pop Chips.  Either that or the left over Kettle Chips would make A FINE side.  Guess I'll do one today and another for future sandwich this week.  THREE MORE SANDWICHES until NEXT Friday Super Market delivery.  TURKEY AGAIN, VEGGIE BURGER, AND AHHH OH RIGHT THE SAWDUST DOGS.  That's it.  That's the tweet.
     Okay.  What else is up.  Today'll be a fine B/B- day.  It's bumped up half a grade because of the inclusion of Beer At Night.  And METS games are new compared to when I was having B- days.  Look the point is get off my back about it.  Got that there Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  Tomorrow is the day to try it!  Still got the 1/3rd of half a cup of egg whites.  Still got one blueberry eggo to finish TO SAY NOTHING of the new box of Chocolatey Chip (THEIR PHRASING NOT MINE) Eggoes.  Why would I say nothing about it.  I need to say SOMETHING for context.  Which I DID.  Also how do they spell Choclatey.  It is NOT a word but I wanna see how they go about it.  Chocolatey.  Just add a, "Y," to the CORRECT spelling of, "Chocolate."  Not an INCORRECT spelling.  That's the key to remembering how to spell it!  What else is going on.  No way is this eggo gonna taste chocolatey.  I don't buy it.  I mean, I just bought it.  But I don't TRUST that the eggo will taste chocolate-ly.  We'll see soon I guess!  Hmm.
     Penultimate paragraph!  I did it!  Also I got Regular Animal Crackers for side for sandwich.  TODAY feels like a good way to knock out one of those zip lock bags of bonus extra leftover chips, be it Kettle or Pop.  YEAH.  Let's do THAT.  What else is up.  Hunger has subsided even though pain hasn't concurrently increased.  Maybe I wait until after my shower as I normally would, maybe not!  WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT IN THIS LIFE.  Within reason.  Also at some point, based on what we've been doing, someone might stop us.  We probably CAN kill our neighbors and then other people but AT SOME POINT someone is gonna be like uhh you can't do that.  We're gonna put you in jail for a while if not forever.  So be careful out there doing whatever you wanna do!  Your luck may run out sooner rather than later if you keep doing bad things!  What else is going on.  I like the part where I'm taking walks and in lots of pain with cramps or something and I wanna just collapse and lay there on the sidewalk and writhe in place.  I never actually do it but it's fun to fantasize about.  YEAH.
     Last paragraph.  Wonderful.  Behind in the day but it all evens out.  The later I eat lunch, the later I get to eat dinner, which means I can more comfortably eat it after last walk.  Also so what I'm taking one less walk than normal.  I feel I burnt an equal amount of calories Waiting Around For Super Market Order To Get Here.  WAITING burns a surprisingly high amount of calories!  Take my word for it!  Why bother looking into it when you can just assume I'm telling the truth.  Easier that way!  What else is up.  I could try a couple of Cinnamon Toast Crunches as a snack to see what it's all about.  BUT I think I'd rather be surprised tomorrow for breakfast.  SURPRISED REAL GOOD.  What's the surprise.  That I like it.  That's no surprise I'm PREDICTING the ODDS ARE that I'll like it.  Yeah but I'll be surprised that... uh... my prediction of odds turned out to be well placed!  That's KIND OF surprising I guess.  I normally have very little confidence in my predictions and/or of odds.  That's it. That's the entry.  See you all tomorrow!

-2:30 P.M.

Thursday, April 7, 2022

Look What I Can Do

    HEY!  My mom feels like Shit Times Five after her second booster.  Felt just as bad after the first booster!  But that went away eventually so this probably will too.  That's upsetting!  I'm upset that she's in a lot of pain and I can't do anything about it and also I feel bad that I feel mildly inconvenienced by having to care about it at all.  I DON'T WANNA CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.  WHY AM I STUCK CARING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.  I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS.  Anyway.  Current plan for drinking is 3 beers a night on weekend (Thurs-Sun) and 2 beers a night on weekday (You can figure out the days this means).  Finish 200 ml bottle of alcohol from yesterday today or tomorrow during entry.  Then back to NOT DRINKING DURING ENTRY.  Just coffee!  Probably one snack!  POSSIBLY TWO.  Or Zero.  Or some sort of binge I dunno.  Not sure if I've ever Banged mid-entry.  Good.  Great.  Hmm.  I wanna try the seven layer cake!  But I know if I get it the risk of Banging on it is too high!  If only I could buy SINGLE SLICE.  Oh well that's life.  Not being able to buy single slices.
     Wonderful.  Wearing New Shirt.  That's great!  Anyway.  Checked weight again yesterday a few hours later before shower.  Usually that'd combine with weight assessment from when I wake up to give a better picture between the two of them.  The point is if they're to be trusted I AM AT WEIGHT I WANT OR JUST ABOUT ALMOST THERE.  Which doesn't make sense LOGICALLY based on how much I've eaten but maybe I got the THINNER curse/blessing, I dunno!  Either way Good Deal!  Also I realized why I got more drunk when I drank a beer on the way home a few days ago as the first time I drank.  Alcohol content was 2x the normal alcohol content for beer!  YEAH.  Anyway WOW I'm working for the weekend now.  I got that going for me.  NATIONAL Food of the tomorrow day is... NOTHIN'.  No food for tomorrow.  Guess I gotta come up with something.  Hmm.  How about Seven Layer Cake.  But ONLY ONE PIECE.  National One Piece of Seven Layer Cake.  Or an entire cake but we only eat one of the layers.  Hmm seems like an interesting compromise.
     Sure.  I put my underwear on backwards so I have to bring it down manually to pee.  I WILL NOT CORRECT THIS until I take a shower and get another chance to put it on through the natural course of things.  Until then JUST GOTTA LIVE WITH IT.  Anyway stopped myself from having a TerribleNight snack yesterday because it was already very late into the night.  4:48 AM?  LETS JUST TOUGH IT OUT AND WAIT A FEW HOURS.  YEAH!  Had 2 CCP for dinner last night.  Had third for breakfast today.  YEAH!  Mets game tonight at 7:05.  OPENING DAY.  I will experiment watching that with beer tonight.  I get home from Last Walk around 7:45-8:00.  START WATCHING THEN.  I'll catch up either quickly or slowly!  Maybe I wanna savor it and watch ALL OF IT because IT'S OPENING DAY HOW EXCITING.  Or maybe I fast forward until it gets either all out interesting or maybe just mildly interesting.  I DUNNO WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES.  Well I will.  I'll let you know after the fact.
     Yeah!  I hope it's on THE METS CHANNEL.  For some reason every fifth game or so is on a different channel.  Why have a Mets Channel if you're not gonna show all the games.  I would imagine it's more lucrative Money-Wise to do it this way somehow.  That makes sense.  Probably what's driving them!  MAYBE NOT.  Maybe they're like HEY a lot of people don't have cable we want them to see some Met games because WE'RE GREAT PEOPLE.  Could be.  Hmm.  How many people don't have cable (or streamers).  20% of households don't have cable.  Dunno how many of them just have other ways of watching TV & Film Programming.  HALF?  MORE THAN HALF?  LESS THAN HALF?!?!  What else is going on.  I like the part where even if scale is wrong I won't be confronted with that fact for a few weeks.  So I can live for a while just being comfortable.  You'd think so wouldn't you.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Let's continue that thought in the next paragraph.
    Hmm.  Three meals for lunch, dinner, and tomorrow lunch-- turkey sandwich, chicken curry, fried calamari.  Maybe have calamari for lunch today.  Off the top of my head I'd enjoy that the most.  Whatever.  A little bit behind schedule today!  About 45 minutes or so.  I CAN WORK WITH THAT.  Taking first sip of slightly alcohol infused sprite.  Delicious.  Anyway.  Watched THE STEPFATHER II yesterday.  I liked the first one!  This one was okay!  The first one was okay!  But BETTER okay.  This one is NOT AS GOOD okay.  Wonderful.  Man oh man today Met game COUNTS.  There's gonna be PITCHING.  HITTING.  EVEN SOME FIELDING.  And it all goes on their permanent record.  THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HIGH.  What else is going on.  Coffee in a few sentences!  I COULD do Fantasy Baseball Draft after baseball season starts.  But I feel if I wanna do it right I'd do it this afternoon.  Also ALL GAMES ARE DAY GAMES.  It's always Day somewhere in the British Empire.  Anyway.  How's the British Empire going.  Are they still in control besides what we'd consider geographically Great Britain Places.  Hmm.  Just the Northern Ireland (WHICH THEY LOVE), England, Scotland, and Wales.  And they have special relationships with a bunch of other countries.  But not IN CONTROL.
     Wonderful.  I wish them the best of luck.  Not TOO much luck.  But lots of luck all things considered.  Just comforted my Mom for another few minutes.  Or tried to.  I have no idea how much talking to her and trying to comfort her actually helps.  Could be a little!  Could be a lot!  Could be MAKES HER LESS COMFORTABLE.  OH well that's life ya never know what you're gonna get.  Hmm the way I finished that sentence makes me want some chocolate.  Interesting.  I almost added Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts to Super Market order and I was like wait what am I doing.  The only time I would enjoy this is binge eating.  And I DON'T wanna do that.  That's the plan!  Didn't add 'em!  Right now everything I have is primarily used for REASONABLE eatings not IMPULSIVE eatings.  YEAH.  What else is up.  OH NO what to do with calamari.  I run into this problem every time.  COLD, MICROWAVE, OR OVEN.  I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH IS THE RIGHT WAY TO GO.  DANGIT.
     Okay!  Thursday.  I can, "DIG," that!  Seventh paragraph!  AMAZING.   No set tradition activity for drinking at night.  Could be Mets game, could be music, could be movie!  Maybe even play that there guitar.  You know which one I'm talking about.  Well I'm thinking of TWO.  I was talking about the electric one that works.  THERE'S ALSO T HE ACOUSTIC ONE THAT ISN'T BROKEN.  SWEET.  Anyway.  It might be asking for too much but I hope these individual portions of vanilla ice cream come with one of those mini sticks.  Like a popsicle stick but a fraction of the size and that's how you scoop out the ice cream.  Those are A BLAST AND A HALF.  Also I figure half the time I'll eat the ice cream straight, half the time make a cone out of it.  Either way GIMME THAT STICK.  Unless it's bad for the environment.  Popsicle sticks are the number one cause of global warming!  Well, maybe not NUMBER ONE.  But they're certainly in the top 600,000.
     Hmm.  Mets pitcher who wasn't even gonna make the Starting Five Staff is pitcher for opening day.  Baseball Manager decided he wants to keep Order Intact so he replaces best pitcher whose injured with worst pitcher who takes his place.  GREAT.  ALREADY AN INTERESTING KEY DECISION FROM NEW MANAGER AND GAME HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET.  I kinda like it!  I think LOGICALLY it's wrong but it SEEMS FUN AND EXCITING.  That's what I want from baseball.  Logically it's wrong but it seems fun and exciting.  Sounds about right.  MAN OH MAN what's the line-up gonna be.  GUESS I'LL HAVE TO WAIT TO FIND OUT.  Anyway tonight I basically got almost 4 beers again.  A double beer that's close to 2x the alcohol content of normal beer.  AMAZING.  I think three would be enough.  And I get that ENTIRE WEEKEND FROM NOW ON and GUESS WHAT THURSDAY IS THE WEEKEND.  Then I'm playing it like a RESPONSIBEL ADULT and only drinking twice a day during work week.  GUESS WHAT RESPONSIBLE ADULT.  That sort of thing.  What else is that sort of thing.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Are there any real good empires left.  I feel like there's places that could be considered empires.  But they're being coy about it and whatknot.  Good for them.  FIVE SNACKS A DAY.  Figure with beer and meals set, I'll measure keeping track of snacks by UNIT OF SNACK.  And I know the average (MEAN MEDIAN AND OR MODE) of how much a snack is.  So I'm giving myself up to five.  YEAH.  Anyway I dunno what else is going on.  Gonna have one of them AFTER NEXT WALK POSSIBLY.  MAYBE SAVE IT I DUNNO WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES.  Good stuff!  What else is there to talk about.  For a while I was giving you Snapple Patriotism Facts Of The Day.  Then I stopped receiving them because I no longer bought the snapple bottles that came with them.  Oh well I think it's for the best.  Those were a real Net Negative Experience in my life.  I'm BETTER OFF without those facts.  Not without the personal snapples.  Those were great.
     Hmm.  Last paragraph of the act!  LOOK JUST LET ME ROOT FOR STARLING MARTE'S FANTASY BASEBALL STATISTICS.  Home runs, average, stolen bases, runs batted in, and runs.  If he excels in those 5 areas THAT'S WHAT I WANT OUT OF BASEBALL THIS YEAR.  Also some leagues these days use WALKS too as part of the calculation.  Look I know walks are a big deal in baseball in real life.  Just feels WRONG in fantasy baseball though.  I feel very strongly about this hypothetically!  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Good chance I'll finish 200 ML of alcohol today.  Sounds about right hypothetically!  Then tomorrow I start the REAL alcohol schedule diet routine tradition.  The point is I had a piece of calamari last night because I wanted to INDULGE.  Get a nice taste of what this is all about before eating it as a meal the next day.  DELICIOUS.  I'm gonna be back in a little bit.  DELICIOUS.

I Wanna Get This Right

    Hey!  Maybe microwave them crazy calamari.  Sounds fair.  I had a little piece just now cold and was like this is good but not perfect, and oven would be too far removed from this... think microwave is the way to go.  That sort of thing.  Gonna finish 200 ML alcohol from yesterday today.  AVERAGES OUT to 2 drinks a day.  Sounds reasonable.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Think I'm gonna have ice cream sandwich + Bonus Dessert Side as breakfast 2 times a week.  I KNOW IT'S WRONG but I did it very so long and loved it for so much that I think I don't wanna just ABANDON IT.  Look is twice a week a lot?  YEAH.  But once a week is hardly anything!  GOTTA ROUND UP TO TWICE A WEEK.  Or not do it by weeks.  That comes up a lot in my life.  I WANNA DO THINGS BY WEEKS BUT THERE'S NO REASON TO.  Interesting.  Anyway.  HMM new season of Docuseries about, "CURSED FILMS," ON SHUTTER.  Movies that weird scary things happen with production and stuff!  I apparently watched the first season 2 years ago.  NOW THERE'S A NEW EPISODE.  WE'RE TALKING 44 MINUTES OF ENTERTAINMENT.  SPOOKY ENTERTAINMENT.
     That's great.  What am I gonna do after this entry.  That's easy take a walk.  Then what.  That's easy take a shower.  Then what.  That's easy eat lunch.  Then what.  That's easy take a walk.  Then what.  I DUNNO I GOT AN HOUR TO KILL... LET'S WATCH HOW WIZARD OF OZ IS CURSED.  WOW.  In a few hours I get to do something that I don't do every day.  Never seen this episode of this docu series before!  I CAN'T WAIT AND WHATKNOT.  Gotta clean up my room a bit.  That could take 10 minutes.  Probably could do that WHILE watching Cursed Films.  That way I'm not too invested and scared by it.  Background Docu Series is less scary than being totally engulfed by Spooky Docu Series.  One would imagine.  Checked my weight again this morning.  Forget what it said but I remember thinking it was in line with yesterday.  Which was too good to be true!  But might be true anyway!  Funny how things work like that!
     Hmm.  How much did Babe Ruth way in his heyday.  Lemme LTURQ.  Internet says 215 pounds.  Somehow I don't believe that.  Well how many times have I REALLY seen Babe Ruth.  I'm just going on individual impressions I got from here and there.  Maybe he's not as fat as he is in my imagination!  OR HE'S A DIRTY DIRTY LIAR.  Or these individual impressions I got from here and there are DIRTY DIRTY LIARS.  I like my Liars Dirty.  Who wants a Clean Liar.  Just kinda feels like it's even worse somehow.  What else is up.  Is Babe Ruth still alive?  My guess is no.  But anything's possible!  Hmm.  Dad is taking a walk now and I gotta stay in house in case my Mom needs someone.  THAT PUSHES MY SCHEDULE BACK AN ENTIRE 15-30 MINUTES.  Hmm that's not so bad.  I can catch up ON THE TWITTER.  I still got a few days before Elon Musk turns it into NFTS or CRYPTOS or something.  Not sure what technology or economy is these days.  What else is up.  Paragraph is over.
     Wonderful.  Dad says it's gonna start raining in 40 minutes and that's why he wants to take his walk now.  GREAT I GET TO BE THE ONE TO WALK IN THE RAIN.  Lemme LTURQ how bad it'll be.  LOOKS LIKE LIGHTLY MODERATELY.  I can work with that!  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  You could make a good case for turkey sandwich for lunch.  I think chicken curry slots in at dinner pretty well.  Hmm this is a tough one.  What is going on and crap.  Gettin' them Chocolate Chip Cookies.  Normal snack sized ones.  60 calories each!  DOUBLE PRIMARY PURPOSE pair 2 or 3 with Ice Cream Sandwich for breakfast AND pair 2 with sandwiches if I wanna sweet side (WHICH I ALWAYS DO).  The point is those are delicious and I think I am gonna get a blast and a half out of eating them RESPONSIBLY.  WHAT IS THIS.  WHAT IS MY LIFE.  Oh right.  THIS.  Oh, right.  Hmm.  Maybe save WIZARD OF OZ: THE 44 MINUTE EXPOSE CURSED FILM for nighttime.  WAIT NO THAT'S MET GAME.  I have WAY TOO MUCH going on in my life!  Anyway!
     Last paragraph of the act.  Great.  Coffee #2 with Act III.  Finish alcohol with Act III.  YEAH.  WONDERFUL.  WHAT ELSE IS CRAP.  YA KNOW WHAT.  I'm gonna do a real WILD CARD.  Delete those GOOD chocolate chip cookies.  Replace it with a pack of SINGLE SERVING BAGS OF OREO MINIS.  I'm taking a big risk.  They're right caloriewise-- one bag is about 2 of them chocolate chip cookies-- but will they be close to satisfying?  PROBABLY NOT.  But NEITHER IS THE REST OF MY LIFE.  So basically they cancel each other out and EVERYTHING IS SATISFYING.  Double negative makes a positive.  In multiplication at least.  And what is Life If Not Multiplication.  I dunno CALCULUS?  I dunno about that, gonna have to look into that one.  I think internet says 15 oreo minis per pack.  That sounds vaguely satisfying.  VERY VAGUELY.  What else is going on.  I dunno.  Time to take a break I guess.  Then take a walk.  Then all that other stuff I always do and talk about every day.  See ya soon!

Dangit What Now

    HEY!  Had a couple more pieces of cold calamari as Snack.  Delicious!  I think I'm gonna have that for lunch!  Finished alcohol while waiting to take my third walk.  Delicious!  I'm gonna have more alcohol under the guise of beer this evening!  Website appears to be down from the internet right now.  Delicious!  I'm gonna consult with GoDaddy in a couple of hours if its still down.  Okay all caught up.  Coffee after this paragraph.  Amazing!  Look am I making the wrong move with Oreo Minis?  SURE!  Maybe that'd be a good binge though.  Eat 11 packs of Oreo Minis.  Sounds reasonable.  VERY reasonable.  Nah I ain't gonna do that!  Well I MIGHT.  But I don't WANT to.  What else is going on.  Was drizzling very lightly.  That's what ya get when it rainings 120 days out of the year.  Most of it is barely gonna be noticeable!  Something like that.  I dunno.  BASEBALL STARTS IN AN HOUR.  MILWAUKEE VERSUS CHICAGO CUBS.  I'm rooting for THE BREWERS because I like beer more than baby bears.  Hmm.  Dunno.  Are baby bears dangerous.  We all know adult bears could maul us.  Should we be worried about Baby Bears?  Lemme go get some coffee.
     What else.  For some reason the crowd at the Mets game tonight will mostly be rooting for the other team.  Just because they're playing in front of the opposite team's fans.  Hardly seems fair!  Seems like they should be showing BOTH sides of the issue.  Half of the applause should be going towards the Mets.  AT LEAST.  Actually EIGHTY percent of the applause should be going to the Mets because the Mets have more fans than the Washingtons IN GENERAL OVERALL.  In fact they should just not even play the game and declare the Mets the winners because that's what people want!  There was an ESPN article that said the most common team people are betting on to win World Series is Mets because they like the odds at 14 to 1.  SO BASICALLY make the Mets win to make the most people happy.  THIS IS EASY ECONOMICS AND/OR TECHNOLOGY 101.  What else is going on and crap.  I'd bet 10 dollars on that.  If I win HOLY CRAP 140 DOLLARS.  LIFE CHANGING MONEY.  Then again I lose a good 10 dollars in the deal for the most part.  NO FAIR.
     What else is up.  Save that turkey sandwich for lunch tomorrow.  Get to eat an Oreo Mini Bag as FIRST MEAL after Super Market.  It's gonna be HALF A BLAST at most.  Probably just 40% of a blast.  Hey is that still good?  Is anything Above Zero Blasts a positive thing overall?  I dunno.  I gotta think about that one.  40% of a blast kind of sounds like a negative thing but then again it IS partially a blast.  Gonna have to look into that one I guess.  My Mom is still in pain.  And I still can't do anything about it!  She felt this shitty last booster, too.  That ended eventually!  This will end eventually, too!  Easy for ME to say.  For her that's no comfort.  Maybe it's slight comfort and she's just not letting on.  Certainly APPEARS anything I do or say is no comfort.  Oh well that's life.  Bad things happen to the people around you and you can't do anything about it.  Oh well.  I guess I just gotta wait until bad things start happening TO ME so the universe evens out.  Sounds fair.  Let's look forward to that!
     Penultimate paragraph!  What else is going on and crap.  Probably leave over some calamari to be thrown out.  More or less The Weird Pieces.  They're like antennas or something.  Calamari don't have antennas.  Also Calamari isn't an animal, is it?  It's what we call the culinary dish.  They're some sort of SQUID.  Lemme LTURQ.  A TYPE of Squid.  Well what's THE TYPE known as In The Wild.  Lemme LTURQ.  I think Calamari IS the type of squid.  Wow you learn something new every day.  I haven't learnt this yet.  Only 80% sure.  I stopped caring before I could become 100% or even 90% sure.  I'm okay with being 80% sure on this!  I LIKE THOSE ODDS.  The point is Hey Great How About That.  Are Calamari actually Ring-ed Creatures?  I'd LTURQ but I'm TIRED of looking things up right quick.  I wanna get done with this entry and looking things up right quick is preventing me from doing that!
     Last paragraph!  Anyway.  Beer is But Seven And A Half Hours Away More Or Less.  Not sure why I needed to capitalize the first letter of all those words.  I didn't NEED TO.  I FELT LIKE IT.  Get off my back, etc.  Sounds like its raining harder now.  Gonna take my upcoming walk anyway.  I LAUGH at the rain.  I can take walks in it no problem.  Rain ain't stoppin' me!  Most of the time!  20% of the time it WILL stop me.  BUT NOT TODAY.  Anyway I dunno.  I imagine at some point my website will be back up online and this entry will be read-able.  Probably some time today!  I imagine lots of things and that's one of the main things I'm imagining at this very moment.  April Showers bring May Flowers.  WONDERFUL.  This is all serving a purpose.  THERE WILL BE FLOWERS IN MAY.  WONDERFUL.  Not sure what the use of a flower is.  But some people seem to like them.  Anyway that's it for today.  See ya tomorrow presumably!

-1:35 P.M.

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Let Me See If I Follow You

    Hello!  Big news!  I'm trying the Chocolate Chip Eggos for next week instead of Blueberry.  Musta tried it at some point in the past.  Gonna try it again!  Look blueberry is great for eggos.  Chocolate chip is great for other things.  I'm NOT CONVINCED chocolate chip will be better for eggos than blueberry.  I'll give it a shot, sure!  Also going with Cinnamon Toast Crunch!  LET'S TRY THOSE CRAZY SQUARES.  I think that's a different cereal.  Oh well!  Followed diet and drinking and all around scheduling plan yesterday.  Went pretty good!  Had 100 calories in MightNight snack but besides that RIGHT ON TARGET.  Gonna repeat the same thing today.  Gotta buy the beer again though.  So there's that!  Tempted to buy candy with the beer.  Eat it responsibly.  WHY AT ALL.  You know For Fun.  To wrap up this paragraph my parents are GOING OUT OF THE HOUSE so my Mom can get 2nd booster.  TIME TO HOME ALONE IT UP.  Now all I need is a couple of shitty burglars.  THEN THE FUN BEGINS.
    What else.  I don't like how we still use burglar as a noun but not as a verb.  I guess sometimes FOR FUN we can say hey they're burgling things.  BUT NOT NEARLY ENOUGH.  I'm a Burglar.  BLogger. Burglar.  Dunno how to make that point exactly.  There's a point?  Must be.  Point to everything!  We just never know what it is!  Anyway great just great.  Had Baseline Breakfast again today.  Eggo + Egg White + Cereal.  DELICIOUS.  LOOK is Cinnamon Toast Crunch slightly higher in calories than Frosted Flakes?  YEAH SURE BUT IT COULD BE WORTH IT.  THEN THE FUN BEGINS.  Also going with Single Serving Dessert Breakfasts for next week.  At least a Black & White.  POSSIBLY 2 different brownies.  VERY CONDENSED.  THEY LOOK SMALL BUT THEY PACK A PUNCH.  JUST LIKE ME.  Except for the Punch thing.  I'm a PACIFIST.  What's the direct antonym of Pacifist.  Lemme LTURQ.  Warmonger.  Oh you mean like much of the American Media lately.  Now I get it.  THEY'RE MONGERING WAR.  JUST LOOK AT 'EM!  Probably.  I don't look at 'em!  I read the odd quotation and/or analysis on Twitter.  CLOSE ENOUGH.
     Wonderful.  Watched good horror movie about Anthony Hopkins being possessed.  QUITE GOOD.  I didn't dislike its production values!  Somewhere along the line I started to care a lot about production values.  Specifically in Horrific Movies.  GO FIGURE!  METS BASEBALL starts tomorrow!  I was worried they'd cancel the game because their star pitcher is injured.  If he can't pitch WHY BOTHER.  Looks like they're going with keeping the game.  Good for them!  I think it's the correct decision in the end.  Anyway.  Been thinking about having 3 drinks a day 6 out of 7 days a week.  1 Drink with entry, 2 at night after dinner.  MIGHT SWITCH IT UP.  Maybe TWO with entry 1 at night.  We'll see how appropriately buzzed I get by just trying one drink.  Anyway.  Either way would wait until Act II to start.  Maybe even just Act III if its one drink!  PROBABLY STILL ACT II.  WOW THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  Anyway.  I like Cinnamon.  I like toast.  I'm okay with crunch on occasion.  You put them all together and you get A BRAND OF CEREAL.  No doubt.
     Hmm.  Maybe instead of getting 3 big single serving desserts, I go with AN ENTIRE CAKE and split that into roughly 6 dessert breakfasts over 2 weeks.  CHOCOLATE BABKA OR SOMETHING.  Hmm.  The chocolate Babka would be more appropriately separated into NINE dessert breakfasts.  THAT SOUNDS HARD.  Also I'd have to CUT MY OWN SLICES.  Which is hard because A) tough to cut evenly! and more importantly B) tough to measure out exact amount I want.  Look I'd love chocolate Babka but I don't think it's in the cards for right now.  THEN AGAIN I DUNNO.  Look WHO CARES besides me Who Cares A LOT.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Beer Day.  Didn't we do that a couple of days ago.  To celebrate prohibition ending.  Oh no that was New Beers EVE.  Yesterday.  Now's New Beers DAY.  Hmm people really seem to like Beer.  I'm right there with them this week!  And indefinitely!  Haven't thought about how long this Beer routine might last.  Could be weeks.  Could be months!  Could be another rough unit of time!
    Checked scale this morning.  If its what you say I love it.  Will check it in a few hours before taking a shower.  Expect it to be 5 pounds higher!  If its what you say I settle for it.  Could be worse.  If I am accurately exactly 5 pounds higher than what scale just said an hour and a half ago?  HEY I'D TAKE THAT NOT SO BAD.  Could be worse!  The point is my parents are leaving now.  ANY BUNGLING BURGLARS NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.  No it isn't.  By the time you read this they'll be back and I'LL BE SAFE ONCE MORE.  Hmm.  RAINING today.  That'll happen!  Lemme LTURQ how often it rains in New York.  Some precipitation roughly 119 days a year.  That sounds high.  I don't think it rains once every 3 days.  Either way it's 10 days more than US on average.  ALRIGHT NEW YORK KNOCKING RAIN OUT OF THE PARK.  You idiots doubted us and we showed you!  Wait wouldn't most people prefer less rain.  Yeah-- IDIOTS MAYBE!  Coffee time.
    Nah.  One drink with entry, two at night.  I like having the thing to look forward to and being buzzed.  One drink with entry is enough to get the juices just barely flowing a little bit better!  Next three lunches will be turkey sandwich, chicken parm, and chicken curry.  Today I feel like Chicken Parm as of now!  Hmm did some miscalculations.  Re-up with Super market on Friday.  Still have one lunch left over for then!  UNLESS I MAKE ONE A DINNER.  Who gives a fig.  Maybe get CCP for dinner tonight.  I've been thinking about it for a while but it never pans out.  WHO KNOWS MAYBE TONIGHTS THE BIG NIGHT.  What else is going on and crap.  I got coffee!  I swear!  Why would I lie!  LOOK today might be Tuesday.  I've consulted the calendars several times which say it's Wednesday.  But I still feel there's an off chance it's Tuesday.  So there's that to consider.  Nope.  Tuesday's Gone!  AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHAIN.  Or Change.  Can you not CHAIN the bird or CHANGE the bird.  Lemme LTURQ.  Change.  Chain makes sense too, though!
     Seventh paragraph.  Amazing.  Getting a game changer snack.  We're talkin individual cup portions of ice cream.  Ya get TEN OF THEM.  Each one contains 100 calories of vanilla ice cream.  WOW AMAZING.  I GOTTA RE-UP WITH CAKE CONES TO MAKE 115 ICE CREAM CONE CONCOCTIONS TO REMEMBER.  Hey great just great.  Added everything else I need that I could think of to Super Market order along with Cake Cones.  Including BUD LIGHT.  WOW!  What the Hell else is going on and crap.  I feel like I might get drunker if I drink it all at once instead of nursing drink.  Obviously I get drunker sooner.  But I feel like if I drink rapidly at Point Zero, then by Point Seven I'd still be drunker than if I had parceled out the drinking from Point Zero to Point Seven.  HMM.  INTERESTING THESIS.  TOO BAD I DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO LTURQ.  I should care.  THIS IMPACTS MY LIFE TO THE POINT SEVENTH DEGREE.  What else is going on and crap.  I think they should cancel student loan.  They cancelled my loan because of Mental Illness Disability per my understanding.  WE ALL have mental illness disability when you think about it.  CANCEL THEM LOANS.
     Also it's just good BUSINESS.  For ECONOMY.  For POLITICS.  For PEOPLE.  Weird that people come third in these priorities.  Oh well I don't make the rules.  I just list them in order of importance!  Also business count as rule?  If so then People Come Fourth.  I was thinking Business in GENERAL SENSE not Business Business.  What else.  Man oh man INDIVIDUAL ICE CREAM.  This is gonna be a blast and a half.  What else is up.  HMM Seven Layer Cake.  Different size.  I can get a solid 6 Dessert Breakfasts out of that.  Also-- DELICIOUS POTENTIALLY.  Also-- not sure how big those slices would be.  HMM.  GONNA THINK ABOUT THIS ONE.  As long as I remember to think about it.  Which I may not!  In which case C'EST LA VIE.  Anyway Super Market sent us a bonus order of salmon-- 4 filets-- for free!  I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT.  C'EST LA VIE.  Hmm.  Two more paragraphs to go after this one.  For the act!  Not For Life!  What else is up.  I THINK I'M GONNA TRY IT.  DELETE BLACK AND WHITE AND BROWNIES.  ADD SEVEN LAYER CAKE.  I imagine my Dad and/or Mom might try a piece or two to help me out!  And either way I can just eat it and not be satisfied.  Second worst case scenario!  Worst case is I binge on it!  BIG gap between worst case and second worse case in terms of Worstness.
     Hmm.  Also I can even divide this cake into FIFTHS for a Dessert Breakfast.  WOW NOW WE'RE TALKING.  A FIFTH OF A CAKE?  AN APPROPRIATE CALORIE BREAKFAST?  What else is up.  The point is that's two weeks.  5 out of 14 breakfasts.  Or 3 or 4 if my parents participate!  GREAT STILL STICKING TO CEREAL + EGGO + EGG WHITE BASELINE.  I lost track if I Cared what I was talking about.  Looking forward to a bit of alcohol relatively soon!  That'll make my life better!  I'm being sarcastic but Yes In Truth it will make my life better.  No argument there!  Hmm.  I'm not gonna get CANDY when I get beer.  Let's play it safe.  Don't be a dummy!  One of my Fiber One Bars TASTES like a chocolate bar.  Just half the sizesworth.  Pretty sure I have that in stock in case I need it.  YEAH.  IN STOCK REAL GOOD.  WHAT ELSE IS REAL GOOD.  I can see myself enjoying some KIDS CHICKEN PARM in Oh I Don't Know LESS THAN FOUR HOURS.  Hey that's a paragraph right there!
     Time to take a walk after this one.  WOW!  Today would be the day to do a Fantasy Baseball Draft if I'm gonna do it.  Hey.  Maybe I will.  I talk a big game about considering doing it but I never actually think through it that I will.  But RIGHT NOW?  HEY I CAN DO THAT THIS AFTERNOON.  WAIT NO IT'LL BE INTERRUPTED BY WALKS.  I can do it this evening.  EVENING IS FOR DRUNKENNESS.  I can do it... between penultimate walk... and ultimate walk?  HMM THAT SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE.  That's a longer time period because I'm waiting for dinner.  GOTTA MAKE SURE I'M HERE WHEN WE ORDER AND HERE WHEN IT COMES.  YEAH!  Also what else is going on and crap.  Ended up having dumb 2/3rds breakfast pastry with veggie burger for lunch yesterday.  Was it dumb?  Yeah!  Did I like it?  Not really!  Was it okay?  Sure!  There's sugar in it.  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.

Great That's Cool

    HEY!  I'm not doing a draft.  That's for suckers.  I don't feel like it!  ALSO as of now I removed ALL cakes and Breakfast-Intended Cookies and Brownies from order.  LET'S PLAY IT SAFE.  KEEP IT SIMPLE.  ISN'T CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH ENOUGH.  Possibly!  What else.  Parents got back a minute after I got back from last walk.  I have alcohol now poured.  That will make my life better!  For a little bit at least.  HMM BREAKFAST DIVISIONS.  Three times a week cereal egg white and eggo.  Once or twice a week frozen sandwich.  Once or so a week Portion of BreakfastCentric Dinner leftover.  Then one or two Straight Up dessert breakfasts.  SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.  ALSO WHERE AM I.  WHAT'S GOING ON.  Oh right I'm here.  That's a relief.  Lots of worse places to be.  UKRAINE for one.  I dunno probably a lot of safe places in Ukraine.  If I'm Ukrainian what are the odds I'm not under immediate threat with immediate danger.  Gotta be a lot of Ukrainians who are like WELL I'M SAFE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS AT LEAST.  THEN I DUNNO.  So they're lucky I guess?  I dunno gonna have to look into that.
     Alcohol!  I think the best day to skip alcohol if I'm having 3 drinks a day out of 18 a week is WEDNESDAY.  I re-up on Friday.  If I wait until Thursday to take a day off my parents can tell I finished it all in But Six Days.  Wednesday?  STILL SOME LEFT.  They'll be none the wiser!  Why does it matter.  I'm tellin' them I'm drinking 2-3 drinks a day!  They find out I'm drinking 3 drinks a day with a day off-- even though it's the same-- THEY MIGHT NOT LIKE THAT.  Gotta adjust my lifestyle choices to what my parents may or may not like.  Because I'M ALMOST AN ADULT.  Not quite there yet!  Anyway.  Is it just me or is Anthony Hopkins a good actor.  I don't think anyone has ever thought about that before.  I'm the first!  Anyway.  He plays DIFFERENT PEOPLE in this movie.  There's him Regular.  There's him POSSESSED.  There's him POSSESSED but IN A DIFFERENT WAY than THE FIRST POSSESSION.  Oh also SPOILER ALERT.  Eh.  He gets possedd halfway into the movie.  I feel that's the cut off point for spoilers.  Anything up to the first half of the movie is fair game!  I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY.  I'M JUST TRYING TO JUSTIFY MYSELF IN RETROSPECT.  I REALLY FEEL MAYBE ONLY THE FIRST 20% OF THE MOVIE IS FAIR GAME.  MAYBE 25%.  DEPENDS ON THE FILM.
    Yeah!  I'm assuming they marketed Home Alone as burglars being outwitted by a kid (who is home alone).  That doesn't start until over 20% into the movie.  They didn't just market as THIS KID IS HOME ALONE?  WHAT WILL HAPPEN?   WE'RE NOT SAYING.  GOTTA IMAGINE SOMETHING HAPPENS THOUGH.  I dunno.  I was 2 when this movie came out.  Don't remember the ad campaign all that well!  WAIT NO I WASN'T EVEN TWO.  It was released A MONTH before my 2nd birthday.  And Ad Campaign was EVEN BEFORE THAT.  Anyway great.  Good.  What else.  I think a cup of egg whites splashed with water is appropriate for dividing into 3s to pair with cereal and eggo.  Not a whole lot of egg white!  But still THE RIGHT amount.  Let's talk about it.  We just did.  Oh well remind me to talk about it again some time soon.  If I stop talking about it I Die.  Weird SAW type situation.  I don't feel I need to go into the details.  Something like that.  I WILL get mini chocolate chip cookies.  2 of them is perfect side for sandwich meal if I'm going with Sweet Side.  Also if I'm having Dessert Dessert breakfast 2 or 3 of them is perfect side with Iced Cream Sandwich.  Also DELICIOUS.  Hey wonderful.
    Okay.  OK right now the compromise is ONE BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE as a Dessert Dessert Breakfast.  Nothin' else AS OF NOW.  WOW WE SPENT A WHOLE ENTRY TALKING ABOUT THIS VERY SPECIFIC THING.  Sounds good to me.  Gotta talk about something!  Why not The Most Boring Thing In The World.  It's PROVOCATIVE.  Jeez.  Gotta do something with the afternoon between walks.  Maybe something halfway productive.  Like ORDERING some books.  And/or FINISHING the last book I was reading.  The one about the Sleater------Kinney lady I Wanna Say Carrie Brownenstein.  Finish that book.  Get some more books that I'm aware of that would be fun and/or interesting.  I dunno I'd be reading in blocks of 45 minutes to 75 minutes.  Between walks.  I feel that's a reasonable amount of block to read.  Not too long but also not too short.  YEAH.  LET'S READ.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Then again am I comfortable gaining knowledge and or perspective and or context about different things and people of the world?  Not sure!  Maybe!  Maybe not!
     Last paragraph of the act.  I got that going for me.  Starting tomorrow lots of Mets Games going on MOST OF THE TIME.  By which I mean most days.  Not literally most of ALL OF THE TIME.  Either way.  Proportion of night games to afternoon games.  Let's see if that's easily look-up-able.  I DID THE COUNTING.  Looks like 57.  Between 12:00 PM Or Something and 4:30 PM Or Something.  THAT'S NOT SO BAD.  Also I forget if I'm going to care about following the Mets this season.  Who can say!  Let's see how it goes.  I can dig some Chicken Parm for lunch.  I can dig some CCP for dinner!  Will I put it in oven for 15 minutes?  Or nothing?  Or microwave for one minute?  COULD BE ANY OF THOSE THINGS PLUS INFINITE OTHER THINGS.  So I got that going for me.  I see Louie CK won best comedy album at Grammy.  CANCEUL CULTURE.  We cancelled the people who cancelled Louie CK!  THAT HARDLY SEEMS FAIR BECAUSE THEY WERE IN THE RIGHT.  That's my hot take.  Anyway time for a walk.  Be back soon.  Hey.  Maybe routine is beer with Act II.  Coffee with Act III.  Two beers at night.  I LIKE IT because IT'S AN IDEA that works WITHIN THE PARAMETERS of my options.

And What Will Tomorrow Bring

    Here's an idea I've been kicking around the last 12 minutes-- no drinking for entry.  ALL at night after dinner/last walk!  2 or 3 a day FOR REAL without skipping a day!  Hmm.  Met games at 7 or 8 PM.  Do I feel like that'd be a good use of Drinking Time?  INTERESTING.  I could be watching MOST of the games.  VERY INTERESTING.  Not really.  It was interesting until The Mets came into the equation.  LESS interesting now.  I DUNNO.  One way to go for sure, though!  I DUNNO MAYBE METS WILL BE INTERESTING.  I haven't actually been picturing it properly.  I fell into a rut of oh sports great these guys get together and do athletics.  Now I realize HEY I CAN GET INTO THE GAME LOTTA FUN MOMENTS AND I WONDER WHO WINS I HOPE ITS THE TEAM I ROOT FOR ABOVE ALL OTHERS.  Also listening to the commentators.  THEY ALWAYS GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY.  GOOD FOR THEM.  I dunno.  10 PM games are a Non-Starter.  NON STARTER I SAY.  I can probably rig things so I'm watching tv with regular TV speakers on AND listening to music with special surround sound speakers.  SOUNDS CONFUSING.
     Confusing could be good!  In fact most good things these days WOULD be confusing.  Wait a second I thought the world was a hell hole full of shitty people and constant disaster and crises.  Now you're saying SOMETHING GOOD happened?  I'M CONFUSED WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.  Anyway.  What's going on here.  Hopefully I get some good context from checking scale weight in an hour before shower.  See if its something where I'm like ya know what not sure why but I TRUST THIS.  Either trust it completely or Trust it for some reason that it's down by 1.5 pounds which used to be my baseline.  Either way if I trust it I can adjust diet accordingly!  Either go for it and eat everything allotted or continue torturing myself by trying to eat SLIGHTLY LESS per day to lose weight and then that turns into 2 binges a week.  I HOPE IT'S THE FIRST THING.  Sounds like a better scenario all things considered.  HELL even only one or two things considered.  This was an Easy one!  Sure.  Elon Musk has a controlling stake in twitter now I think!  Which is presumably good for him.  Otherwise he wouldn't have done it!  And presumably bad for us!  Otherwise he wouldn't have done it!
     Hmm.  IF TWITTER CHANGES FOR THE WORSE I'M OUTTA THERE.  I've been meaning to get mentally healthy better and less upset all the time anyway.  So that would just seal the deal!  BUT WHAT WILL I BROWSE WHILE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE TV.  I can pay attention to the TV.  THAT SOUNDS WRONG.  OH well.  Anyway.  Maybe pre-heat oven ahead of time.  Put 2 CCP (or 1 and a fraction if they're QUITE BIG) in oven for 10 minutes PREHETED.  WONDERFUL.  This is gonna be a blast and a half.  Probably.  I imagine it'd be fun to some extent.  It's chocolate chips and they're inside pancakes!  I remember in IHOP they used to put chocolate chips ON the pancakes.  And possibly IN THEM TOO.  But definitely ON them.  INTERESTING.  GOT A SENSE MEMORY OF THAT JUST NOW.  I WANT IT IS THE POINT.  Delicious.  Also I could be wrong.  Actually I think they did it for KIDS version of pancakes only.  It was called FUNNY FACE.  And there was a face made on top of the top pancake.  Out of chocolate chips, whipped cream, and possibly I dunno A CHERRY for a nose?  SOMETHING LIKE THAT.  DELICIOUS.
     Penultimate paragraph probably! PPP.  WHERE'S MY LOAN.  Not sure what PPP is but I know it has to do with loans.  I don't REALLY know that.  I kinda just am 70% confident about it.  Lemme LTURQ.  Loans to small businesses during covid pandemic.  Stopped at this point.  I'm a small business.  Well I'm Small and I'm full of business at least.  So the point is hey how about that.  We all know Pee is urinating.  We all know Pee Pee is urinating.  One can only imagine Pee Pee Pee is SUPER urinating.  What else is up.  Looks like The Mets are playing The Nationalists tomorrow.  And they haven't announced a pitcher yet!  I assume SOMEONE will pitch.  The game will barely get started without a pitcher for The Mets.  Hmm are they HOME or AWAY.  AWAY.  So they can play a half inning without the Mets having a pitcher.  Oh okay that's not so bad.  Mets and Nationals are sworn enemies.  They are the two teams in the sport off the top of my head that are general words for where they live.  Mets live in a Metropolis.  Nationals live in A Nation.  Lemme browse the other MLB team names to see if there's anything else like this.  NOPE THAT'S IT.  There's Los Angeles Angels and Philadelphia Phillies that say where they live EXPLICITLY.  Slightly different.  But I guess same category to some extent!
     Last paragraph.  We did it!  Amazing.  Also if Elon Musk wants to buy a controlling stake in this website I'd be interested in hearing an offer.  Not gonna dismiss it right away.  THAT'S CAPITALIZM FOR YA.  People want money.  So they can buy things and whatknot!  Or hoard it.  That's fun, too.  What else is crap.  Went entire breakfast --> lunch period without a snack!  I had COFFEE as every day.  I had ALCOHOL as Not Every Day So I Guess It's Like A Snack.  And also I'm not having lunch for over an hour and a half.  Still time I might need a snack!  But at this rate I DON'T.  WOW WHAT A GREAT DEAL.  I don't trust how much Frosted Flakes I'm getting out of these cups.  I'm definitely using measuring cup to measure out how much I want.  But I still feel like this BOWL IS TOO FULL.  NO WAY AM I EATING THE AMOUNT OF CALORIES OF FROSTED FLAKES AS I'M AIMING FOR.  THIS MUST BE TOO MUCH.  So I got that going for me.  CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH COMING UP IN A FEW DAYS.  170 calories a cup instead of 130.  Well that's easy POUR LESS.  WOW GENIUS.  Anyway I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:11 P.M.

Tuesday, April 5, 2022

How Did I End Up Here

    Hey!  Was two and a half hassles, but I talked to my parents and got them uncomfortably and reluctantly on board with me getting beer from super market.  We're talkin 18 cans a week!  We're talkin it can be anywhere from 3 cans a day and skipping a day to 3 cans 4 days and 2 cans 3 days.  COULD BE INBETWEEN, TOO.  Also got beer for last night and tonight and enough alcohol for rest of week entries.  LEAVES ME WITH THURSDAY NIGHT OPEN.  Hmm.  Anyway currently I'm thinking 1 beer with entry, 2 beers at night.  Wonderful!  This is a game changer I guess!  Maybe it will work out for the best one would imagine!  Anyway.  Diet yesterday wasn't perect but not bad.  Was over amount of calories I wanted-- mostly due to alcohol.  But obviously I gotta adjust for that if I drink every day.  I CAN DO THAT.  I'm picturing a diet of meals and snacks and alcohol that could work just fine.  So GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
     Made egg whites last night!  Half the carton!  8 Oz!  A cup!  Dividing that into sides for 3 breakfasts.  TWO AND A TWO THIRDS A SIDE.  With a cup and a half of frosted flakes!  And an eggo!  Three meals out of that cooking of egg whites.  HAD ONE THIS MORNING.  Not bad!  Tastes good, lasts a while, don't still feel hungry as of now, and is PARTIALLY healthy.  Also seems kind of an adult meal.  More so than ice cream sandwiches and pop tarts.  YEAH.  Now let's get into yukk-em-ups.  NATINOAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROW IS... Natinoal ACAI Bowl Day and New Beers Eve.  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ALL ABOUT.  And why is the day after tomorrow New Beers.  Let's LTURQ.  April 7th they UNDID PROHIBITION.  Seems like we could easily celebrate that day and not the night before.  Also seems like LEGALLY we could ONLY do that on the year it may have started.  YOU GUYS ARE DRINKING TOO SOON.  TAKING A BIG RISK.  COULD BE ARRESTED FOR DOING THINGS.  Oh, right, ACAI.  Never knew what that was.  I may NEVER know what it is! ...Probably'll LTURQ to see what it is now.  ACAI IS A FRUIT.  You mix it with other things.  Sometimes in powder form.  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.  MY INTEREST IS SATIATED.
    Yeah!  Any new Mets injuries today.  Nope not yet.  There was one YESTERDAY.  Pretty key player.  Probably the off the top of my head EIGHTH most valuable player on the Mets?  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE COULD BE AS HIGH AS FIFTH OR SIXTH.  Let's say somewhere in-between 5-10 EASILY.  The point is how bad he injured.  Gon be ready for open day?  Lemme LTURQ.  They don't know yet.  SURE THEY DO.  THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.  They're just not telling US yet.  GOD DAMN KNOW IT ALLS.  Know it alls know It All EXCEPT for sharing their knowledge with the rest of us.  THOSE IDIOTS.  Anyway on schedule today.  That's another good sign for breakfast.  You eat a breakfast then go back to bed, doesn't speak well of breakfast doing its job!  BREAKFAST MEANS YOU GOTTA GET UP AND STAY UP.  Makes sense.  What else is going on.  Added a splash of WATER to eggs while cooking.  How about that.  Genius!  Totally still tastes like eggs but now there's slightly more of it.  GENIUS.  Hey great just great.
    Tried on new pair of boxer/briefs yesterday!  Pack of 5 that are all the same so I only tried on one for strategy.  Kind of tight, but comfortable!  At first I was like hey this is too tight but VERY QUICKLY I was like hey this is fun kind of.  Not TOO tight.  Reasonably tight.  Good variety from my other pairs which are Reasonably Loose.  I LIKE IT.  Also tried on a new shirt.  Good shirt, too!  Kinda heavy for upcoming seasons.  Maybe works in the spring.  We'll have to wait and see I guess.  Didn't take Klonopin last night cause I had been drinking slightly and I wanted to be A Responsible.  Then woke up in middle of night and had SMALL SNACK.  THANKS A LOT NO KLONOPIN.  YOU IDIOT.  The point is while paying for alcohol with dimes (who later exchanged excess dimes into bills for me to pay for beer right after) I kept thinking of the phrase MARCH OF DIMES but I never said it out loud and I consider it a missed opportunity.  TO make myself look weird.  But FUN weird.  I LIKE THE KIND OF WEIRDO WHO SAYS MARCH OF DIMES WHILE HANDING SOMEONE A BUNCH OF DIMES.
     Last paragraph before the coffee!  Sweet.  Just take it week by week.  Very possible every now and then I have Zero Desire (or UNDER 20% DESIRE) to have a 3rd beer.  So just Bank It!  Don't do it so rigidly.  YEAH.  What else is up.  Anyone else injured yet.  SURE.  In the time since last paragraph must have been DOZENS or HUNDREDS of injuries across the wide world of sports.  Hmm.  Sorry.  I feel VAGUELY responsible.  What else is going on and crap.  Spent last two nights of drinking listening to surround sound music.  That's a GREAT way to do it.  Probably TOP activity.  But I COULD drink and watch a movie or something.  Mix it up and whatnot!  Maybe even drink and play guitar.  OH MY GOD IS THAT FOR REAL A POSSIBILITY.  That's be great!  I WON'T BE DRUNK JUST BUZZED.  That'd be great!  Oh okay.  Anyway what else is up.  I like drinking at end of day.  Not only do I not desire to eat because I'm happy enough being buzzed, but I'm LOOKING FORWARD TO IT during the day so I don't need to eat for pleasure during the day cause I have pleasure of LOOKING FORWARD.  MAKES SENSE TO ME.  AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.  Be right back with coffee.  Also this is all based on 1.5 days.  MAKES SENSE TO ME.
    Hmm.  Just talked to my Mom about it and she's reasonably OKAY with me drinking 2-3 beers a day.  I dunno what made her more okay with it over time but she is!  Dad is still very much against it but not even as much as he used to be!  I WORE EM DOWN.  I WIN AGAIN.  THAT SORT OF THING.  Anyway.  Salmon for dinner but WHAT FOR LUNCH.  Off the top of my head I Dunno VEGGIE BURGER?  I got 2 sandwiches and 2 Super Market Made meals for lunches this week.  Four days until Re-UP with Super Market.  So I gotta have veggie burger, turkey sandwich, chicken curry, and chicken parm in SOME order over the next four days.  YEAH.  I COULD PROBABLY LEAVE ONE OVER FOR THE WEEKEND AND GET AWAY WITH IT.  YEAH.  What else is up and crap.  Today is last Spring Training Game for The Mets!  I wish them the best of luck in not injuring themselves more.  Solid chance that'll come to pass!  What else is going on and crap.  What TIME OF DAY is first game of season on Thursday.  4:05?!?!  THAT'S INTERESTING.  I could get on board with that!  Wow.
     Yeah!  Main drug I take for Psych Purposes is Clozopine and luckily it doesn't say don't mix with alcohol.  It DOES say mixing with alcohol may make you drowsy.  Which is GOOD.  Better than saying NOTHING.  Because now it strongly implies you CAN drink it with alcohol, otherwise they'd say you can't, and not that it'd make you drowsy.  ALRIGHT SOUNDS GREAT.  Also I take thirty seven other drugs but what can ya do CHECK ALL of the labels?  I don't have time for that.  That could take 37 units of time.  Anyway.  Seventh paragraph!  Most likely have DRINK with upcoming Act II.  SOME OF IT.  NOT ALL OF US.  We're talkin 67 ML or so.  50 ml is normal shotsworth.  I got a bottle of 200 ml.  For three afternoons!  THIS IS GONNA BE A BLAST AND A... Umm.. A THIRD?  That sounds about right.  Anyway how are things going in Ecuador.  Better look at calendar to see if there's any good World Travel Holidays this month.  TARTAN DAY in Canada  ST. GEORGE'S DAY in England.  SOME OTHER STUFF but those are the two that caught my interest.
    Tartan Day is TOMORROW.  We caught this just in time!  Let's see what it means.  North American Celebration of Scottish Heritage.  Some sort of Declaration of Scottish Independence in 1320.  I didn't know they had Declarations that far back!  WOW!  Declarations in 1320?  I'm gonna have to re-think my entire concept of how history works?!!  Eighth paragraph.  Also it says (CAN) on the calendar but apparently it's all across North America.  And it's about Scotland.  Do they celebrate it in Scotland itself?  LET'S LOOK THAT SUCKER UP RIGHT QUICK.  They first started celebrating it in 2004.  Guess they didn't care about it themselves.  But they saw others cared and were like hey that's nice let's join in on the fun.  I LIKE this holiday.  Also SOUNDS FUNNY.  TARTAN.  Should I LURQ what that means?  YEAH!  TARTAN IS SOME KIND OF CLOTHING.  That Scots wore or something I WOULD GUESS.
     Ninth paragraph!  WOW three republicans will be voting for MRS. Jackson.  That's almost.. uh... what's 3/50 in percent.  OH THIS IS EASY 6%.  IT'S CALLED MULTIPLYING BY 2 AND IT'S ONE OF THE EASIEST THINGS THERE IS.  Not bad!  OVER 5%!  THEY DID IT!  I like how it seems the main Republican line is we think she's great and groundbreaking and smart and would be a good judge but I'M NOT VOTING FOR HER!  I feel like I've  read quotes from OVER TWO Republican senators saying that.  Possibly as much as ALL of them.  Well not that much.  But at least two.  I thought I said OVER TWO.  I was just talking a big game.  It's possible it was only two.  SORRY FOR TALKING A BIG GAME AND MISLEADING YOU POSSIBLY.  That's part of life.  Getting misled by people Talking A Big Game.  At least I ADMIT IT EVENTUALLY.  YEAH.  Can't wait to read some Decisions or Dissents by HER.  She's gonna knock some Decisions and/or Dissents OUT OF THE PARK one would imagine.  I dunno.  Didn't watch much of her hearing.  Not sure what she's all about to be honest.  SEEMS great from what I've seen and/or heard.  WANNA SEE THEM DISSENTS.  Gotta imagine it'll mostly be dissents.  DANGIT.
     Walk after this paragraph!  Amazing.  BUD LIGHT COORS LIGHT OR MILLER LITE.  Coors Lite and Miller Lite are less calories.  But also lower alcohol % level!  Feel like I'm getting more bang for my buck with bud light.  YEAH.  HARDCORE.  Actually re-looking at internet they might all be the exact same alcohol # level.  BUT super market seems to only sell Bud Light in cans.  Which is a deal breaker!  Gotta have cans!  Lots more convenient and whatnot.  Anyway, jeez.  Breakfast did it's job!  I ate it, it was fun, it was on target calories, I STAYED UP, and now it's 2 hours later AND I'M STILL SATIATED.  CRACKED THAT CODE.  Off the top of my head probably do this exact breakfast 3-6 times a week.  POSSIBLY ONLY 3.  POSSIBLY AS HIGH AS 6.  Possibly IN THE MIDDLE?!?!  What is this MALCOLM!?!?!  Brilliant stuff.  What a genius.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit for some reason!  See ya soon.

I'm Right There With Ya

    Hi!  My mom suggested I try drinking just one beer for two nights after I get it from super market.  She knows I'm drinking 2 beers a night before that so not sure what her point is.  But either way YA KNOW WHAT FINE.  Drop it down to one night of one beer.  Then rest of week is drinking 3 drinks EVERY DAY except for one day which is two.  AMAZING.  Not sure how I'm gonna divy up this 200 ml of alcohol for Early In The Day.  Just go by how I feel I guess!  Anyway HMM SIDES, SIDES.  What kinda side I want with my veggie burger.  I got them 2/3rds size of Pop Tart Breakfast Pastries SPECIFICALLY for sides of sandwiches.  I guess I should do that.  DISGUSTING.  Maybe go with regular fiber/granola bar that I actually like.  DELICIOUS.  Hmm gotta think of a side for DINNER too.  Salmon and broccoli we got.  NO POTATO.  FROZEN FRENCHED FRIES HOW ABOUT THAT.  YEAH HOW ABOUT THAT.  DELICIOUS.  Well my day is covered more or less what's going on with you.
     Okay.  Figure instead of one glass of more alcohol to soda ration for These Times I divide into two!  One for Act II, one for Act III!  YEAH DIVIDE THINGS UP GOOD.  Like POLAND.  In WORLD WAR II.  Invasion of Ukraine has sparked a RENAISSANCE of people learning about World War II.  Just kidding people still know nothing.  But I did read A TWEET about how they both carved up Poland MUCH TO THE DISMAY OF THE POLISH PEOPLE.  They committed War Crimes and whatknot.  Not sure we had the phrase War Crimes yet then.  Probably.  Not sure if we had the phrase Whatknot yet.  Probably.  IN AMERICA.  Not sure it translates to Polish.  Or German.  Or Russian!  PROBABLY TO SOMETHIN.  English can't be THE ONLY language with Whatnot.  And if it is EVIDENCE ENGLISH IS BEST LANGUAGE.  Glad we figured that one out.  What to do with the middle part of the day.  Got some Tales From That Crypt, sure.  Got a movie or two on SHUTTER I can watch.  WOW SOUNDS LIKE I GOT A LOT OF OPTIONS.  TWO.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Anyway.  No snack yet today.  Just occurred to me that I kind of would want one.  But as of now DON'T NEED IT.  MY PLAN IS WORKING PERECTLY.  ALCOHOL PLAN.  THINK ABOUT AND LOOKIN' FORWARD TO ALCOHOL INSTEAD OF FOOD.  UNTIL JUST NOW.  WHEN THE STREAK IS BROKEN.  AND MAY NEVER RESUME.
    Oh well it was a good I Dunno 13 hours since I last drank!  Not counting 5 minutes ago.  What else is going on and crap.  Well ONE THING I can do during the afternoon is look forward to the evening.  That makes a lot of sense.  Anyway since I'm cooking salmon for my Mom as well I committed to having it ready between 6:30 and 7:30.  So now I have SOME structure to the day.  Hey almost every day I commit to that time.  Not really.  A lot of times maybe slightly later.  But either way I GOT FLEX ROOM don't you worry about me.  Anyway.  I'm probably not more than 125 pounds.  If I end up at 125 pounds or under KIND OF GOOD ENOUGH???  120 would be ideal sure at this point.  We'll have to wait and see because my scale is a dirty dirty liar.  Oh well that will work itself out and whatknot.  Also Will worked himself out at the Oscars.  His slapping muscles were activated at least once.  God only knows how many people he slapped behind the scenes at the oscars.  Could be a huge cover up!  He slapped one or two dozen OTHER people and they're keeping it under wraps!  THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  What else is up.  The point is we can assume Will Smith's dominant hand is his right.  So he's probably a righty.  Unless he wanted to use the element of surprise and is really a lefty.  Hmm.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  In addition to having 2nd half of Entry Alcohol for upcoming act III I will ALSO have coffee II.  YEAH.  HMM.  Looks like Old Man Scherzer MAY be able to start 2nd game of season.  So that's not bad at all.  Really didn't lose any time at all.  One game.  Hardly anything!  Easily we find out later today NOPE HE GONNA MISS MORE TIME.  Oh well that's life.  I haven't made one Major League Start EVER.  So who am I to say.  Say about what.  NOT SURE.  KINDA LOST TRACK OF THINGS.  What else is up.  I dunno.  Started diet and walking just about a year ago.  Lost 40 pounds at least.  POSSIBLY AS MUCH AS 45 OR SO BUT PROBABLY NOT THAT MUCH.  So there's that.  Hey this paragraph is over!  It just occurred to me.  I was ready to write more.  Then I noticed how long it's been.  WOW.
     Last paragraph of the ACT.  Not in the mood for Salmon tonight.  But I gotta eat it!  Put it off long enough.  I MADE A MISTAKE GETTING IT.  Look I'm sure it'll be 3/4ths of a blast when I eat it (a good thing).  Less than One Blast isn't NEGATIVE.  Less than ZERO BLASTS is negative.  3/4ths ofa  blast is still KIND OF GOOD.  The point is I could be having EVEN better things tonight like A BreakfastCentric Meal.  OH WELL THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW.  USUALLY.  ONE DAY THERE WON'T BE.  Hmm.  I've, "Gone there," before.  Pretty sure I made that point a dozen times that one day there won't be a tomorrow. ADJUST YOUR LIFESTYLE ACTIVITIES ACCORDINGLY.  Is it possible that in future history books that exist somehow our time on Earth will be like PEOPLE WERE IN A RACE TO SEE WHAT COULD DESTROY THEM FIRST, CLIMATE CHANGE OR NUCLEAR WAR.  Hmm.  Gotta be a good 3rd or 4th alternative that could destroy us that is our fault as well.  Either way I feel 2 is more than enough.  I'll be back in a little while.

It's Just Not Good

    Hello friends.  Time to wrap up this entry.  Coffee #2.  Alcohol #1 Part II of II.  That sort of thing! Had delicious caramel pretzel chocolate bar as snack.  This is great!  I think I got a great snack allotment despite the beer eating into the calories.  In fact EVEN BETTER.  Now I GET IT.  More reasonable and easy to conceptualize in my head when it's smaller.  GREAT.  Also instead of looking forward to food all day it's divided with looking forward to alcohol.  Possibly even MOSTLY USURPED.  Wonderful still gotta write entry though that's life.  Wonder how I'll deal with 1 beer per entry.  Just drink it all with either act II or act III is my best option.  Dividing a single 12 oz can over two time periods?  NOT SURE IF THAT'S GONNA GET ME GOIN'.  The point is LIFE WILL REVEAL ITSELF.  That's what Jeff Goldblum famously said in Jurassic Park.  Life has a way of revealing itself.  I could be confusing That with Nothing.  Hmm.  What else is up.
     Yeah!  Figure lunch'll be about 2 hours from now.  Had to have the snack!  If it was an hour I'd EASILY be like well might as well wait I DON'T NEED THIS SNACK.  2 Hours?  YA KNOW WHAT I'D BE DUMB TO NOT HAVE THIS SNACK.  That's how SNACKING GOES.  I'm figuring it all out for once and for all.  Anyway.  Even though I like the Frosted Flake/Eggo/Egg Whites, maybe have it only 3 times a week.  YES that rounds up to half the time which I'm VERY comfortable with.  But it's NOT HALF.  It's only THRICE in seven days!  But basically MY THINKING is 3 times that, 2 times Frozen Breakfast Sandwich, 2 times Dumb Dessert lunch.  Like a big cookie.  Or a good ice cream sandwich.  With 2 small cookies.  THOSE SORT OF DUMB THINGS.  Just a thought.  Might change my mind.  Is there any HEALTHY breakfast I can eat.  Sure Frozen Breakfast Sandwich is healthy.  Unless freezing it takes out the nutrients.  And/or it's Not Real Food.  Either way DELICIOUS.  Start the day off right and the rest of the day will have a way of revealing itself.  Over the course of the day.  Slowly.  BUT SURELY!
     Okay.  HEY 5th to 10th MVP METS PLAYER is trending nicely and MAY BE IN PLAY for opening day.  WOW.  This all seems like a scam.  Our best player who is also the best pitcher in the game gets injured significantly and we're upset.  Then they tease us all these other injuries to key players and then suddenly nope they're okay and we're like WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF THIS IS GOING GREAT.  MADE US FORGET ABOUT THE CRAPPITUDE OF ORIGINAL SERIOUS INJURY.  In which case GOOD SCAM well done.  I didn't fall for it because I'm a genius but I'm sure everyone else did!  Hmm.  The point is SHOULD I TRY CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH NEXT WEEK INSTEAD OF FROSTED FLAKES?  Look I'm VERY happy with Frosted Flakes.  Maybe I can get BOTH.  Well that sounds INSANE.  But either way it's something to think about.  I guess.  Why do sports players still need numbers on their uniforms.  We know them by name now.  Still a couple of teams that don't have names on their uniforms.  But if they just DID then we can stop with this number nonsense.  PEOPLE ARE NOT NUMBERS THEY HAVE SOULS LET THESE PEOPLE LIVE!
     Hmm.  What else is up.  Figure I'll make a huge dent in leftover BBQ Pop Chips for side if I Decide NOT to go with Thing I Got Specifically As Side For Sandwiches But Isn't Good: The 2/3rds Size Breakfast Pastry.  THOSE ARE MY BEST TWO IDEAS.  Anyway jeez.  Afternoon with no drinking!  That's okay.  Solid 7-8 hours to THINK ON IT.  WONDERFUL I LOVE 7-9 HOURS TO THINK ON THINGS.  IT'S MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD.  WELL WHICH IS IT 8 OR 9 AS THE UPPER END.  Get off my back about it That's What It Is.  Point is great just great.  I think we should ALL be assigned 2 digit numbers to identify ourselves for fun.  Okay if there's repeat numbers!  It's just for fun!  Also do we get to choose our numbers?  I THINK WE SHOULD.  Unless there's someone VERY close to us with that number.  Generally obviously there's a lot more than 100 people (assuming zero is a number).  Or 101 people (maybe ZERO ZERO is also a number?)  But if we can avoid repeat numbers in very close knit communities that's something we should take into account I feel.  Also what's my number.  88 is first instinct.  12 is second instinct.  Haven't had a third instinct yet!  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.
     Last paragraph.  Hey how about that.  I think I AM gonna try Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  LET'S GO CRAY.  I meant to type Crazy.  But actually Let's go CRAY instead.  That sounds like a new and fun way to go about things.  Sure I liked Frosted Flakes because it's a variety on Corn Flakes and Corn is part of my name phonetically and ALMOST in spelling.  So I have personal interest and stakes in Frosted Flakes.  But we can't base our cereals on that kind of thing COMPLETELY.  Surely take it into ACCOUNT.  Also there was Commercial from Olden Days where a kid named Mikey eats cereal and he eats the commercial's cereal and likes it and everyone around him is like MIKEY LIKES IT!  I may have never seen this commercial and am only repeating knowledge I've gained here and there and put together myself.  Also Mikey is my name or so.  So there's that.  Anyway time to take a walk and then shower.  YEAH.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-12:03 P.M.

Monday, April 4, 2022

Let's Care About Something Else

    HEY!  Had a very big binge tonight and a small binge this morning.  Was it productive?  I impulse bought a 50 ML bottle of alcohol and a 25 oz can of beer.  Drank the beer on the way home!  LOVED IT!  Still have the alcohol.  I know they say you're more likely to eat more when you're drunk but not me!  I get what I need to get from excess food from alcohol.  MORESO even.  So it would be 2 and a half hassles to start the ball rolling on getting 18 cans a week but it CAN be done and might be a GOOD game changer.  Probably best thing would be to have the 2/3 beers at night after dinner/last walk.  Good back-up is during entry.  I guess during Afternoon is possible.  The point is I feel like if I'm drinking 2-3 beers a day I won't care so much about indulging on snacks!  COULD BE ACCURATE.  COULD BE A GAME CHANGER.  Also those bottle says 50 ML but it looks like twice that!  So I got that to look forward to!
     Anyway.  Maybe have hat with entry.  Maybe not!  Either way I feel like drinking more will improve the quality of my life.  The 2.75 hassles it'll involve bringing it up to my parents and getting them to resign to being on board will be crap but that's life!  Anyway.  ALSO thought about just stop writing entry every day.  That would make my entire life very different.  And clearly I need to mix things up.  But then again I DUNNO MIGHT AS WELL CONTINUE DOING THIS.  It hurts nobody!  Except for possibly me and you.  And other people.  But also possibly NOT.  Look drinking would be fun for entry and that's the standard of what I'd do over pas couple of years.  BUT I like the idea of looking forward to it at night, too!  Lots of good ideas is he point.  ALSO I look at news and HEY MY LIFE ISN' THAT BAD.  Even if I gain a pound or something.  Still way ahead of the curve in terms of my life Could Be Worse.  Not a lot of news stories where it's just THIS GUY'S LIFE IS GOING GREAT.  That'd be an interesting weekly column.  Every week ya write an article about a guy whose life is going great.  Someone we are HAPPY about their life going great.  Not someone HEY I WISH THEIR LIFE WAS WORSE I DON'T LIKE 'EM.
    Anyway.  HEY this is productive-- I bange ate a lot to inspire me to drink alcohol 6 or 7 times a week!  Well when you put it that way sounds dumb.  WRONG.  When you put it that way it sounds GENIUS.  What else is going on.  Very much behind schedule today.  Great.  It means nothing.  National Food Of The Tomorrow Is... National Caramel Day and National Deep Dish Pizza Day.  Caramel is fine in context of other things.  Chocolate and whatnot.  Not sure if I'd like it alone.  I liked the Caramel Sea Salt ice cream bar.  Also Deep Dish Pizza?  Probably had it once or twice.  Not as good as regular pizza but at the same time WHERE'S MY DRINK.  What else is going on and crap.  Skipped dinner yesterday so I got the chicken for tonight.  Presumably lunch'll be Veggie Burger.  Other alternatives are chicken or turkey based meals.  Chicken is no bueno obviously.  Turkey is too close to chicken!  Veggie burger is your best bet.  Wonderful.
     What else is up.  In addition to alcohol I got one Kit Kat Bar Sized Bar to eat.  Turns out instead of 1 for $2.50 I could get 2 for $3.00!  SO I DID THAT.  Had 2nd one as part of smaller binge this morning.  DELICIOUS.  TIME TO START EATING RESPONSIBLY STARTING... TWO HOURS AGO.  So there's that.  What else is up.  Think I'm completely through my quarters.  Down to dimes.  Not gonna use dimes unless it's an emergency.  Or a situation that calls for dimes that isn't an emergency.  Narrowed it down to those two things.  What else is going on and crap.  Will I have shot of alcohol with Act II or III?  Only time will tell!  Maybe.  Any TV Mets Games tonight.  Ended up not watching ANY of it yesterday.  HARD TO SAY.  Mets website says nothing until openingday.  ESPN says they're playing a game today but wouldn't say anything about Televised.  I GUESS I CAN CHECK THE TV ITSELF.  All in good time!  What else is up.  The point is I think my body has gotten used to relying on what scale says my weight is.  Plus 1.5.  Scale said my weight was 118!  Normally you add 1.5 pounds to that and it's accurate!  I WANNA WEIGH 120 THIS ISN'T OUT OF THE REALM OF BEING RESPONSIBLY.  But keep in mind SCALE COULD EASILY BE DUMB AND OFF BY 5 POUNDS OR MORE.  DANGIT.
     Yeah!  Half of me wanted beer to make me throw up but then when it came time to possibly throw up I was like eh whatever who cares.  That's life!  When I bought beer they asked me for Year Date Of Birth.  That's it.  Didn't wanna see my ID.  Just wanted to enter into the computer what year I said.  I SAID 88.  FOR ACCURACY PURPOSES.  What else is up.  Pretty sure they can steal my information with that kind of information.  Oh well fair trade.  Got some Kit Kats and some beer.  You can have my information I guess.  I'm getting SOMETHING out of the deal at least.  Hmm.  Got more than enough dimes to get 1 of these shots of alcohol that says 50 MG but looks bigger every day until re-up with Super Market until Friday!  Let's enjoy that.  Somehow.  Sometime.  Somewhere.  YEAH.  Hey it's time to get some coffee.  I'll be back in a second!
    My best instinct is to save alcohol for Evening.  After last walk and/or dinner.  Maybe TRY it with entry once or twice possibly including today.  We'll see!  Either way may be a game changer FOR THE BETTER.  HEY I LIKE GAMES.  Only thing I like better than games is WHEN THEY CHANGE.  Get tired of the same old game.  Gotta change it up!  Otherwise I'm just gonna start playing a new game!  What else is up.  Listen to music on Surround Sound.  That's what I did for the most part while being halfway drunk.   Fun stuff!  I like music and I like it just as much when it's been game changed QUITE POSSIBLY MORE.  Hmm.  Not enthusiastic about anything for lunch.  That's what happens when you eat Sweets After Sweets for a while.  Real food is like HEY WHY BOTHER WITH THAT NONSENSE.  What else is nonsense to be bothered with.  Am I supposed to still be excited about Mets baseball now that their best players are injured.  I guess I can see if their second best players can carry the team.  THAT should be a quarter of A Fun.
    Hmm.  Maybe have Chicken for lunch and delivery for dinner.  NAH I DON'T WANT THIS CHICKEN FOR LUNCH GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.  What else is up.  Had some frosted flakes and an eggo for breakfast.  No egg whites.  Totally accurate amount of breakfast!  It was fun!  Then I ate some more but don't blame the breakfast.  Breakfast was good.  I think I ate more for other reasons than the breakfast.  Residual from last night reasons.  The point is it's fun to write entries under influences.  But it's also fun to spend nighttimes listening to music under influences.  AND it's nice to have something to look forward to during the day.  Being under influences!  If I'm drinking 3 beers a day 6 days a week I can split it up.  A beer an entry, 2 beers a night.  I DON'T KNOW GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  I've decided drinking would make my life better.  Can't we just leave it at there for now!!!
    YEAH.  LOOK at some point I can replace beer with Healthy Marijuana.  Assuming it agrees with me.  Solid 50% chance it agrees with me I feel.  I loved it for years.  Then it stopped agreeing with me.  I think at this point in my life I'm ready to agree with it again!  Anyway from my understanding it could be ready at the soonest the end of the year and more likely next year.  Because they're TEASES.  They legalize it over a year ago and then make us wait 2 years.  WHAT THE HELL IS THEIR PROBLEM.  THEY GET OFF ON THIS KIND OF NONSENSE?  WHAT BULLSHIT.  Anyway in the mean time BEER IS GOOD TOO EVEN BETTER IN SOME RESPECTS EVEN WORSE IN OTHER RESPECTS.  So there's that.  Also I KNOW beer is good for me.  I drink it and survive and feel better while it happens.  CASE CLOSED.  Hey this is the end of the eighth paragraph.  No foolin'!
    What else.  I guess I have to trust this is only 50 ML of alcohol.  Which is just 1 shotsworth.  Sure looks like a double though.  DANGIT.  Eh I'll get somethin out of it I guess.  What else is going on and crap.  Usually I can figure out a lonch I'm relatively excited about.  Not today!  Most exciting thing I can think of, and even this is a stretch, it kids meal Chicken Parm.  BUT I HAVE CHICKEN TONIGHT.  I CAN'T DOUBLE UP ON CHICKEN.  WHAT AM I INSANE.  Possibly.  BUT THAT'S IRRELEVANT HERE.  Oh Okay.  Anyway.  Life Is Life.  Beer, sober, whatever.  Gotta live!  Beer makes it more interesting though in the short term.  I like the sound of that!  Also I feel I can incorporate beer into diet without gaining weight.  I'd have to snack like 2/3rds the amount I allotted myself completely but that's do-able!  If I'm drinking beer at night I don't need to snack at all!  Maybe small snack right before bed!  YEASH.
    Last paragraph before walk.  What A HIGH.  I get to move around and whatnot.  Gotta look at the bright side o things.  I can have sawdust dogs again.  No thanks.  Veggie Burger'll do.  The point is I hated binge eating last night but by the time I was halfway drunk and listening to music I was in a good head space.  SEE BEER SOLVES EVERYTHING.  AND IF NOT EVERYTHING MAYBE 30% OF THINGS.  WHICH HAPPENED TO INCLUDE THAT ONE THING.  WHAT ARE THE ODDS.  I WANNA SAY 30%.  What else is up.  Hmm.  Quite behind schedule today.  Based on Time Of Day, I had finished entry AN HOUR AGO yesterday.  FASCINATING.  Anyway so I'm a pound more or so based on yesterday.  In the long scheme of things I'M STILL ALIVE AND LIVING A QUITE COMFORTABLE LIFE.  JOKES ON YOU YOU MORONS.  PLUS I can presumably figure out a way to stop gaining weight (ALCOHOL?) so I stick at a reasonable weight OR GO DOWN A BIT.  SUCKERS.  I'll be back soon.

Tell Me You Don't Read This

    HI!  Poured myself half a shotsworth bottle into my soda.  Maybe routine is 2 drinks at night, 1 drink during the day.  And one day a week without anything!  DANGIT gonna have to go over this with parents.  Tomorrow!  Or Thursday!  Probably should do it tomorrow!  I already spilled some soda today so they're on top of my for that.  They'll be like YOU'RE ALREADY SPILLING SODA AND NOW YOU WANNA DRINK?  THINK OF HOW MUCH MORE SODA WILL BE SPILLED IF YOU'RE DRUNK.  Accurate!  That will be their main argument!  And they're NOT WRONG.  But they're wrong in that I'LL BE CAREFUL I PROMISE!  What else is up.  Figuring out a good maintenance diet with that amount of alcohol.  Seems reasonable.  Probably won't lose weight.  But I can stay where I am whatever that is if I stick to it.  YEAH.  Maybe not have lunch today.  By the time I'm done with this entry it'll probably be past 4:00 PM.  Just wait until 6:00 PM or after to have dinner!  EASY.
     Wonderful.  The point is a little beer never hurt anyone.  Except my Dad.  He drank a bit when he was younger as young men are wont to do but he quickly figured out he's the equivalent of lactose intolerant but for beer.  Also for lactose.  But the point is I don't know what the condition is exactly but alcohol don't agree with him!  Oh well that's life.  Probably be for the best.  I like things that don't agree with me!  Who doesn't love to have a SPIRITED argumentation.  YES THAT PUN WAS INTENDED.  VERY intended.  Anyway I dunno.  Gettin' more into music listening to it while buzzed.  Will that lead to me trying to play my own music?  Sure possibly!  IT IS LEGIT POSSIBILITY.  Which would be A Productive & A Half!  What else is going on.  So far soda + alcohol just sitting there.  Haven't taken a sip yet.  At this rate might not even take a sip this entire Act.  Or maybe I will.  WHO GIVES A FIG.  Did we talk about National Foods Of Tomorrows.  YES.  Were any of them FIG RELATED.  NO.  Oh well.  I like me a Fig Newton.  That's my only experience with Figs.  Also well done on Fig Newtons for convincing probably the Median Man that it's a relatively healthy cookie.  I'm sure half of us realize oh it's just a cookie.  But I think half of us think oh it's probably a healthy cookie.  SO THERE'S THAT.  That makes me wanna take a drink.
     Yeah!  Think I mentioned I thought about Stopping Doing This to try to mix up my life and get it back on a good/different track.  Not sure that would work though!  Also I LIKE doing this for the most part.  Then again Who Knows.  Without lunch I don't gain much weight today despite small binge in the morning.  Looks like my life is Good Again!  Ugh.  Figure if I'm regularly on schedule with things most of the time, I'm back from last walk by 7-8 PM.  Got some good hours of enjoyment with alcohol there!  Possibly even with dinner!  YEAH.  LIFE IS OKAY PRESUMABLY.  I've been trying to get drunk eating food!  That's where I've been going wrong!  Now it all makes sense!  Anyway just drank soda.  Half of the half of the shotsworth of alcohol is now in my belly.  Or on its way to my belly.  Or my liver.  I don't know what happens to alcohol once it's in my body.  I'm no Scientist.  I'm no ANYTHING.  Not sure you could accurately call me ANYTHING.  Gotta be a phrase for Someone Who Writes Website.  Blogger is closest I came up with.  Also-- PRETTY CLOSE!  I'm a blogger.  Great.  Lucky me.
     Penultimate paragraph!  What else is going on and crap.  I feel I'm better than a blogger because I have my own exclusive website.  There's bloggers who are on commercial blogging websites.  THE LOWEST OF THE LOW.  Then there's bloggers on PROFESSIONAL blogging websites where they might get paid.  PRETTY GOOD BLOOGERS.  Then there's bloggers on their own individual websites where they don't get paid.  BEST BLOGGERS.  We tell it HOW IT IS and you know we're serious because WE'RE PAYING MONEY EACH MONTH TO SUBSTAIN WEBSITE HOSTING.  Gotta pay like 10 dollars a year to re-up owning the domain.  Gotta pay like, what, 20 or 30 dollars month for continued HOSTING.  Per my memory.  Anyway.  I wonder if I could monetize this.  Just GIVE ME MONEY.  Off the top of my head that's the easiest way to go about it.  Hey idiot just send me money somehow.  NO CRYPTOS.  NO NFTS.  Just mail me dollars OR MORE in the mail.  My mail is mankindguy at gmail dooot com.  MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE THE ENVELOPE so the mail personas don't steal the money!
     Last paragraph of the act!  Finish this glass of soda plus half a shot AFTER I get back presumably.  Sounds about right.  The point is What Is Life.  I am skipping lunch today?  That can't be a good life.  But then again if I'm regularly having lunch at a time where today it would be 4:00 PM or slightly after MIGHT AS WELL skip it.  Have a snack then SURE.  YEESH.  It's okay it will all be over soon.  Drinking beer 6-7 times a week.  That will solve 30% of my problems!  And add 20% more problems.  But overall NET POSITIVE re: Problems.  SURE I'd like to try the Bud Light Next but I don't see it available anywhere!  Just go with Regular Light Beer.  FASCINATING.  Maybe just finish this drink now.  Pour second half with third act.  And none left over for tonight (or rest of week).  OR get this.  Out of dollar bills and quarters.  STILL PLENTY OF DIMES.  I could afford one of these for the next three days I THINK.  Probably at least one of the next days.  DIMES ARE PRETTY GOOD.  WAY BETTER THAN PAYING FOR THINGS WITH NICKELS.  TWICE AS EASY.  Anyway I'll be back soon.

I Don't Have Any Ideas

    HEY!  Measured out some dimes.  I surely got enough for 2 Shotsworth for next 2 Entries and 2 25 oz beersworth for next three evenings.  SO I GOT I ALL FIGURED OUT.  THREE DRINKS A DAY.  It could be a game changer that doesn't help the website or you at all but maybe makes my life better possibly.  SO FAR SO GOOD.  Really.  Am I comfortable making that statement.  So far NOT SO BAD.  Sounds a bit closer to accurate.  Anyway gonna finish Shotsworth with this act!  Figure I might as well have coffee #2 at same time.  Figure NO LUNCH TODAY.  Too close to dinner!  Plus makes up for small binge at beginning of day.  So basically I'M DOING WONDERFULLY???!?  More or less.  Still plenty room for snack calories with drinking.  IN FACT more reasonable room.  What I was allotting myself before was CONFUSING because it was TOO MUCH.  Got in my head about it.  Now it's a NOT BAD AMOUNT AT ALL.  FAIR ENOUGH.  What else is up and crap.  First step is liquor store to buy 2 Shotsworth of alcohol.  Presumably what I got last time.  Good success!  Buy that with March Of Dimes.  Then get 25 oz can of beer from Grocery Drug Store.  Drink that on the way home!  Can't fit that in my pocket to drink at home!  I'm being upfront about drinking SOON but not QUITE YET.
     Amazing.  What a wonderful world.  Look today is TRANSITION day.  I'm BUILDING UP to having a life where I drink every day.  Presumably 1 with entry 2 with night time sounds pretty not bad to me.  Maybe I figure out something that sounds pretty even better than pretty not bad!  We'll have to wait and see.  What else is going on.  The point is probably have HEALTH snack before dinner.  That'd be the healthy way to go.  An apple.  Why can't I eat an apple.  Just because I'm bad at Doing Diets.  Doesn't matter!  I'll eat an apple anyway and surprise all of you/us.  Hmm.  The world is Terrible.  I'm surprised it took me until just last night to realize oh I really should be drinking to get through this.  I thought I was doing okay without it!  I was RELATIVELY.  But I think I'd have more success doing okay with State Of World with a bit of extra help.  So there's that to consider.  Three units of alcohol should be enough for me.  I think I can live that.  ALSO I came up with a TITLE FOR A SONG while I was drunk last night.  NOT A GREAT TITLE FOR A SONG.  But surely a decent three word phrase.  I wrote it down so history will remember it for he rest of... well... history, like I said!
     Anyway.  Frosted flakes were fun.  Poured 2 cupsworth into the bowl.  More than enough for me!  I enjoyed it and whatnot.  Let's get Jeff Flake bleaching his hair and it says Frosted Flake and we get that trending.  Or, get this-- let's NOT do that.  I feel the world IN THE END would be entertained by that but then regret it.  And wonder where we've went wrong as a society that led to that happening.  What else is going on.  First time listening to music on surround sound special speakers while buzzed from alcoholic beverage.  WONDERFUL.  I liked the part where I wallowed in my emotions because of alcohol and listening to music helped enhance that.  BEYOND helped enhance that.  Did MORE THAN DOUBLE IT.  Really made it a background thing into something big and worthwhile and fun.  YEAH.  MUSIC AND ALCOHOL.  A MATCH MADE IN SOME PLACE.  What else is going on and crap.
     I dunno.  A solid 4-5 hours without alcohol.  That's not so bad!  I've gone 4-5 THOUSANDS hours or something without alcohol.  Let's LTURQ the math.  3 months in hours is 2190 hours.  I went several dozen more than that.  THAT'S PRETTY GOOD TOO.  Also the good news is I take a walk, take a shower, and then am reminded of the state of the world on twitter!  MAYBE 15% GOOD NEWS.  That's my guess.  40% terrifying news, 25% pretty bad news, 30% neutral news, and the rest is good news.  What's the rest.  5%.  NO THAT'S NOT RIGHT.  Take 10% from neutral and add it to good news.  Then we're right on track.  ALRIGHT!  OVER A THIRD IS GOOD-NEUTRAL.  That's NOT BAD when you really think about it.  Anyway do I wanna binge on anything right now.  Not really.  Don't really wanna eat much at all.  That means The Alcohol Is Working!  Either that or I'm just not hungry.  Either way Wonderful.  I guess.  Getting close to end of entry.  That's fun.  I like the part where HEY WAIT A SECOND I GET TO BE BUZZED TONIGHT AGAIN.  Gotta chug the 25 oz'r of beer on way home.  But based on yesterday it still lasted me a few hours even after finishing it.  WOW YESTERDAY.
     Last paragraph!  What else is up.  The main negative thing about drinking is when I'm not drinking I'm thinking hey wouldn't it be better if I was drinking now?  I'm sure I'll work out the kinks though.  Figure that one out.  But right now seems like it might be a thorn in my side.  Or my front.  Back possibly!  I've narrowed it down to those three things.  Oh.  Right.  The OTHER Side.  Those FOUR things.  So there's that.  Anyway jeez and jeez.  No more need having to get drunk on binging food.  I can get drunk EVEN MORE EFFICIENTLY and less caloriewise on GOOD OLD FASHIONED ALCOHOL.  Also it's REAL drunk.  None of these weird high but also I mainly don't like it and this sucks drunk.  I feel like this is great progress except for dealing with my parents particularly Father being upset about it.  HEY IT'S A NEW WORLD.  WE ALL GOTTA ADJUST EXPECTATIONS OUT OF WHAT WE WANT OUT OF LIFE.  INCLUDING OUR SONS HAVING 2-3 DRINKS A DAY.  Wonderful.  I'll be back in a little bit.

-3:21 P.M.

Sunday, April 3, 2022

This Is The Best Thing That's Ever Happened To Me

    HI!  Rest of yesterday went okay.  Took a bonus walk.  Had a cup of frosted flakes for lunch and 2 sawdust dogs + fiber one brownie for dinner!  Frosted flakes WERE GREAT.  Amazing!  Also you get a lot of tastesworth and bitesworth for the amount of calories it is.  If they're to be trusted.  Which they probable aren't!  But anyway that'd be a fine breakfast.  Two Cups of Frosted Flakes.  With room for something else if I feel like it!  Some portion of Egg Whites.  A cookie.  An eggo.  I DUNNO!  Today had a hybrid breakfast transitioning to cereal breakfast.  Some Frosted Flakes, some Dessert.  Going from Dessert Dessert Breakfast to Breakfast Dessert Breakfast.  SOUNDS GREAT.  Anyway so I gained about a quarter of a pound yesterday per my calculations.  Great!  Today is a new day!  PER MY UNDERSTANDING.  Could be wrong about that.  I haven't listened to the radio to see if they were playing I Got You Babe again.  So I have no way of knowing!
     Anyway.  I feel like Sonny and Cher broke up.  As a couple AND as a couple of musicians.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  Anyway.  Thesis-- Sonny and Cher were the original Ginny and Clarence Thomas.  Thoughts?  Also it's a shame that Clarence Thomas is in the top 1% worst person in the world because that could have been a pretty good name!  I could imagine LIKING a guy named Clarence Thomas when I think about it abstractically.  Not so much Ginny.  Not of my generation.  I could never relate to a Ginny.  I dunno maybe.  Anyway.  Mets spring training game on TV this early afternoon!  Right in my wheelhouse.  What's a wheelhouse.  Just a house you keep wheels?  Seems kind of pointless.  How many houses do you have that you can devote an entire one to Wheels.  Seems like that'd be like your 500th, 600th house if you have houses for everything.  Maybe you got lots of wheels I dunno.  AND they demand to be housed.  I dunno!
     Sure.  Part II of chicken for dinner tonight.  Lunch-- not sure!  Thinking about finishing Frozen Super Market Pizza that I started 6-8 weeks ago.  Great!  Watched another horror movie yesterday.  What was it.  Oh right another TO-BAY Hooper movie THE FUN HOUSE.  Another good one!  I liked the part where it starts off with a girl getting naked into the shower and you're not sure is this girl 13 years old or 18 years old.  IT MAKES A HUGE DIFFERENCE AND I HAVE NO CLUE I CAN'T TELL.  Then we see her breasts and realize OKAY THIS GIRL IS DEFINITELY CLOSER TO 18.  STILL NOT 100% SURE I'M COMFORTABLE WITH THIS THOUGH.  Also I still wasn't INTO it.  Too young either way!  I just didn't feel like I was committing a crime by watching this scene.  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.  I might not be enjoying life but I'm not committing crimes so at least that's good for society.  HEY I have the internet!  I can look up how old this girl really was!  Lemme LTURQ.  19 when movie was released.  So around 18 I guess.  WHEW.
     What else is going on and crap.  Will Smith resigned from The Academy!  Not sure what that means and why it matters.  But apparently it does for some reason.  WHO AM I TO ARGUE.  Some guy.  It's our right to argue.  It's in I Wanna Say The Declaration Of Independence but POSSIBLY the Constitution AND/OR The Bill Of Rights.  Right to life, liberty, and the right to argue.  ALRIGHT!  Too bad our right to Cancel Culture isn't enshrined in the same place.  CANCEL CULTURE IS LIKE ARGUING.  I guess.  What else is up.  I'm a history guy.  Let's look up what document that phrase came from.  YEP DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.  That's what I thought!  GENIUS.  Anyway totally on schedule today.  That's great.  What else is up.  Not gonna keep a running total of Snack Units anymore.  For meals-- don't think about it at all!  Just keep eating the same meals I've been eating and it'll even out.  Snacks-- just aim for 3-8 a day!  Don't carry it over into the next day to keep track of Overall Surplus or Deficit.  Just DAY BY DAY IS A NEW DAY.  YEAH.
     Maybe!  Could be!  Game Changer!  Anyway Sarah Palin is running for congress.  GAME CHANGER.  She was the original Game Changer!  SHE CHANGED THE GAME FOR THE WORSE I feel.  Oh well that's life.  Games get worse, games get better sometimes.  In the end don't hate the player hate the game.  I dunno.  I probably, "Went There," before, but if I'm being honest I like the game and hate the players.  Just being honest!  Anyway.  10 cups of Frosted Flakes in the box.  Already had 1.5.  Got 5 more mornings until I can re-up.  HMM.  Sounds like I can have 2 cups of Frosted Flakes up to 4 out of 5 days.  More than enough!  Probably!  Maybe I wanna have 2.5 cups!  Then it's a little tighter!  What else is up.  Any good Horror Movies to watch today.  Session NINE.  It's available on Shutter and has good reviews and MAY have high production values.  I dunno about HIGH.  Probably low/medium.  But better production values than SOME.  Hmm.  Time to have coffee already.  I'll be back in a GIFFY.
     HEY.  I only have 4 or so days to do a Fantasy Baseball Draft if I wanna get it in before season starts.  INTERESTING.  I MAY NOT DO THAT AT ALL.  I DON'T CARE SO MUCH.  Right Alt Wingers might make fun of me!  OH NO I'M SCARED.  Anyway gotta wonder if Right Wing strategy of going after Sports and Disney is gonna pay off.  Probably 40% chance it pays off.  WOW 60% chance it blows up in their face!  AMAZING.  It's not OFFICIAL Right Wing strategy to go after sports.  But if it starts off on the fringes gotta imagine it makes it halfway mainstream within a matter of months, right?  Not all the way.  FOX IS ALL ASSOCIATED WITH SPORTS.  Anyway I lost track of whether I care about whatever I was talking about.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... International Carrot Day and National Cordon Bleu Day.  INTERNATIONAL CARROTS?  I dunno!  I like NATIONAL CARROTS.  Not sure I'm comfortable with these carrots with globalist agendas.  Also Cordon Bleu?  I don't know what that is!  When I LTURQ I will be reminded fhwat it is and be like oh yeah I kind of knew that.  So let's do that!  Some kind of NON HAM meat filled with HAM MEAT and Cheese and bread crumbs or something.  Well that sounds like amazing.  I want that.  SIGN ME UP.  NOT RECURRING.  SIGN ME UP ONE TIME ONLY.  THEN I'LL RE-CALIBRATE.
     Hmm.  Might be too much cheesy though.  I'll take SOME cheese in that concoction but if you're telling me Cheese Is The Star not sure I'd like that.  HMM.  Still thinking about diet vaguely in terms of next official weigh in in 3.5 weeks.  Wish I could stop!  Just be happy where I'm at and happy that at this rate I can lose a couple pounds if necessary over short/midterm.  Then put it out of mind.  WELL SURE.  Maybe once I have 2 cups of Frosted Flakes to start off my morning that will be the game changer I need.  WOW THIS IS DELICIOUS THE REST OF THE DAY IS GONNA BE A BREEZE.  A TOTAL B/B- DAY.  WOW Frosted Flakes bumped up my days by Half A Thing.  Theoretically.  Wonderful.  Not sure I really want pizza for lunch.  I can probably think of better alternative.  YEAH.  BETTER ALTERNATIVE ALL OVER THE PLACE.  I have Snickerdoodle Meal Replacement Big Cookie.  HMM INTERESTING.  I dunno.  Can't have chicken based Super Market Meal.  That's for dinner!  Can't have another sandwich based meal.  Had one of those for last meal!  PIZZA IS LEFT.  COOKIE IS LEFT.  Can't think of another thing.  Bagel or something.  Make some egg whites with a bagel.  HEY GREAT IDEA I WON'T DO THAT BUT IT'S A GREAT IDEA NONETHELESS.
     Eighth paragraph!  Have no idea what I weigh.  Could be 120 pounds, could be 125 pounds.  That's what happens when you can't trust scale anymore.  DANGIT.  All I know is I SUCK IN GUT 99% OF THE TIME INTUITIVELY AND WITHOUT THINKING.  AND I LOOK NOT BAD WITH THAT.  Not a BIG Suck In. Just a slight Suck In.  I'm not Sucking OUT is the point.  I can easily suck my gut out and I look quite overweight.  Not doing that!  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Dunno what upcoming snack will be!  Probably some sort of BAR is my best guess.  Hey great how's that working out for me.  I dunno we'll see!  Could be my imagination but I THINK I've noticed less Having To Urinate since lowering my Caffeine by a whole lot.  Solid chance it's real.  Hey great now I dunno what to do with my time.  I'm used to urinating all the time.  Now it just occurs to me at random moments hey ya know what I don't need to urinate at all.  HOW STRANGE.  And I don't know how to deal with that!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Sweet.  If I make Bagel with Egg Whites I can make enough to carry over Egg Whites to pair with Frosted Flakes.  BRILLIANT.  I guess.  What else is up.  Eaten' frosted flakes with my fingers.  A couple of flakes at a time.  Not handfuls but also not a single flake at a time.  Flakes are too small!  Also I should have said GOBFULS instead of handfuls.  It's a funny word.  Probably isn't a word.  But it's a funny nonsense sound to type.  So I got that going for me.  Anyway.  Looked like Mets were trading Domonic Smith yesterday.  And there were reports that Dominic Smith was like GREAT I'M GREAT WITH THAT IN FACT NO PROBLEM.  Then the trade fell through.  And Dominic Smith is still on The Mets.  AWAKWARD.  Oh well we're all professionals here we can move on from this unpleasantness.  Look I GET IT.  He's a good player!  Wants to play every day!  On Mets he won't get that chance!  FAIR ENOUGH.
     Last paragraph of the act.  FAIR ENOUGH.  Haven't had Pretzel Chocolate Caramel Bar in a couple of days.  That'd be a fun Upcoming Snack.  THEN IT'S SETTLED.  I'll aim for that.  SETTLED LAW.  Hmm.  Then again I bought a new version of slightly more indulgent KASHI bar.  I wanna try that too.  I CAN DO BOTH TODAY AT SOME POINT.  THE ORDER ONLY GOD KNOWS.  Seems like a waste of God's time to know that.  Presumably he should be focusing on better things.  But apparently I'M LIVING IN GOD'S HEAD RENT FREE.  And he's busy thinking about my snack units and the order in which they occur.  GO FIGURE.  What else is up.  Look did I finish Breakfast Treats in a day and a half?  YES AND NO.  My Dad had ONE.  SO I DIDN'T.  Get off my back about it and whatknot!  What else is going on and crap.  Got last night's SNL to watch today.  AFTER BASEBALL.  Or quite possibly during baseball AFTER I GET BORED Of Baseball.  YEAH.  Hey time for a break.  Be back soon!  Maybe have Health Ice Cream Bar when I get back.  STILL A BAR TECHNOCALLY.  BE BACK SOON.

Are People Even Aware

    ALRIGHT Sea Salt Caramel Ice Cream Relative Health Bar.  Delicious!  What else is going on.  Way ahead of schedule today.  We're talking FIFTEEN MINUTES OR SO.  What else is there to say.  Not sure how/if to keep track of snacks.  I feel like I MUST to some degree.  I'd be doing it in my head if not on paper.  Might as well do it on paper.  So I don't get confused and frustrated trying to keep track of numbers all day.  Do it by Units Of Snack.  Do it by Just Overall Calories.  THESE ARE THE TOUGH EXECUTIVE DECISIONS THEY DON'T PAY ME AT ALL FOR.  Briefly thought about having Chicken Meal Part II for lunch and getting delivery for dinner.  Cause I'm looking forward to the chicken!  Now upon further introspection ya know what at this point I'm ON BOARD WITH PIZZA TOO.  So let's go with that.  INTERESTING PARAGRAPH.  VERY CAPTIVATING.  Also Russians seem to be killing a lot of civilians.   INTERESTING.  VERY CAPTIVATING.  GOTTA WONDER IF THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE DONE ABOUT THAT.
     Not get into the war.  Gotta wonder if there's something to be done about it that doesn't also make things worse somehow.  Just a Net Positive Thing.  That's what I'm looking for.  The most positive solution to everything overall being set into place.  Sounds about right.  Anyway I enjoyed that Ice Cream Bar.  Hmm.  I feel like there's an Ice Cream Bar on St Marks Place.  Vaguely remember passing it on walk to Open Mic.  COULD BE CONFUSING IT WITH SOMETHING ELSE.  I might be thinking of the Arcade Bar.  Arcade, Ice Cream, it's all part of the same bigger thing.  Nah I think there's an Ice Cream Bar too.  What does that mean.  Am I just talking about an Ice Cream Shop.  POSSIBLY.  Or possibly they sell Ice Cream AND alcohol.  Or possibly they sell Ice Cream Mostly Or Completely BUT it's set up in a bar type setting.  Either way I'LL EAT MY ICE CREAM PRIVATELY THANK YOU.  Eh I'd eat ice cream in public.  It's ice cream.  Still pretty good!
    Still in an ETERNAL STRUGGLE between knowing I should just aim for Maintenance Diet that is permanent and aiming for ya know what just try to lose a bit of weight before upcoming official weigh in.  I KNOW THE RIGHT THING TO DO.  And I also KNOW I WILL CONTINUE TRYING TO DO THE WRONG THING.  DANGIT.  The point is Wonderful.  I dunno what my life even IS without having to pee all the time.  Probably something BETTER but it's gonna take some getting used to!  What else is up.  Can you just buy catheters and associated urine bags without a prescription.  My guess is PROBABLY.  Well let's try not drinking caffeine first.  Seems like if you can avoid Catheters and Urine Bags that's probably something you should try first.  So there's that.  I AM eating ice cream in public.  I'm eating it HERE.  Talking about it to other people KIND OF IN REAL TIME.  Sharing the experience with others.  Interesting counterpoint.  Not really.  Neither interesting NOR a counterpoint.  Hey Great How About That.
     Coffee with next act probably!  Delicious.  I know today I messed up and only did HYBRID breakfast but when I had first bowl (which was a cup in UNITSWORTH) yesterday I was EXCITED about Frosted Flakes.  TWO CUPS OF THIS FOR BREAKFAST?  WITH ROOM LEFT FOR A SMALL SIDE OF SOMETHIN ELSE IF I FEEL LIKE IT?  THIS IS A GAME CHANGER.  AND I DON'T THROW AROUND THAT PHRASE LIGHTLY.  The point is AYAH even half a cup wasn't bad!  I remember when I first started measuring cereal I was pissed about how small a cup was.  MY BOWLS OF CEREAL HAVE BEEN WAY LARGER THAN THIS.  You're telling me THIS is the serving size??  WHAT THE HELL?!?!  This time around, with more life experience and understanding, HEY THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD AMOUNT OF CEREAL.  Plus I can have TWICE AS MUCH AND STILL BE WAY UNDER BREAKFAST ALLOTMENT.  SO basically my life is turning out pretty good.  And it's all thanks to Frosted Flakes PRESUMABLY.  Hey great what else.
     Last paragraph of the act.  This entry is just flying by.  Partially because I'm saying nothing and also partially for other reasons one would imagine.  Anyway.  Great.  No more breakfast treats.  Those were too impulsive to eat.  Sure I know grammar.  Anyway.  Maybe alcohol drinks with ice cream.  Figure that exists.  Figure if I googled it I'd even see a Drink Name that I'd recognize.  Lemme LTURQ.  MUDSLIDE.  There we go.  That sounds familiar.  I MIGHT just be thinking about the Ecological Event of a mudslide.  But I think I'm thinking of the Ice Cream Alcohol drink!  Let's see what it is exactly now.  Something with Chocolate, Presumably Ice Cream, and alcohol.  Oh that makes sense.  Anyway what else is up.  HEY been 3 years since last cigarette.  Plus 2 or 3 days.  Congratulations to me.  I'm better than everybody else who can't successfully quit.  HEY GREAT THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN HEALTH EFFECTS.  KNOWING HOW GREAT I AM.  Whatever.  I'll be back in a little bit!

Oh Now I Get It

    HEY great Breakfast Routine.  Make entire container of Liquid Egg Whites once a week.  Divide that into 4-5 breakfasts, paired with ONE POINT FIVE cups of Frosted Fakes and ONE EGGO OR PIECE OF TOAST.  I DUNNO WHY THAT SOUNDS SO GREAT TO ME.  But it does!  Probably will lose enthusiasm for it in 2 minutes but right now it feels delicious.  Four five times a week!  Balanced Breakfast!  It's balanced between Dumb Food and Egg Whites.  Eggo, too!  That's probably not THAT dumb.  Certainly not a Smart Food.  Either way great just had a Caramel Pretzel Chocolate Bar.   Delicious!  Will entire Egg Whites fit in frying pan.  Let's LURQ how many OZ it is exactly.  16 oz per carton.  That might be too much.  Might have to do only half at a time!  OH WELL I CAN DIG THAT.  That's possible sure why not.  Anyway Delicious now I get to have coffee and whatknot.  Probably watch SNL before Mets game.  And fast forward through Mets game only to interesting parts.  Of which I predict there will be Oh I Don't Know THREE.
     Yeah!  Mom got me some small sized underwear and/or shirt to try on.  I TAKE SHOWER AFTER NEXT WALK.  DO it before the shower.  MAKES SENSE RIGHT.  Cause I'm taking off clothes anyway?  I'M SOME SORT OF BRILLIANCE.  Anyway what else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Got nice lunch.  Got nice dinner!  I think I'm due to have an apple today!  Had bananas the last two days.  GREAT.  Now I'm primed for an apple.  DON'T HOLD ME TO THAT.  I want an apple but as soon as I commit to an apple to other people it becomes the biggest chore in the world.  Ugh.  I feel like small size clothes should fit on me and if they don't it's an indictment on/of me and shows I've gained more weight than the baseline estimates.  SCARY STUFF.  Gotta try anyway.  That's part of life.  Trying on clothes and being upset about it!  What else is up.  I dunno.  Lunch coming up soon.  We're talkin just a bit more than AN HOUR AND A HALF.  WOW.  I basically have to watch AN AVERAGE SHORTER LENGTH MOVIE and then it's time to eat.  That's how I conceptualize time.  Either in units of TV shows or units of Movies.  Makes sense.
     What is the next 100 minutes gonna be about.  I HOPE IT'S A COMEDY.  I LOVE TO LAUGH.  What else is up.  Gotta nice B- week coming up.  Tainted by Russians assassinating civilians.  I feel like that kinda taints the entire week IF NOT MONTH.  Seems kinda horrifying.  What else is up.  I'M A CIVILIAN.  THAT COULD BE ME.  Probably.  Pretty sure I'm a civilian.  I don't think I ever signed up somewhere to declare myself and/or register to be a civilian.  I think I just am one naturally JUST BY BEING.  Hmm.  What else is up.  International Carrot Day.  That pisses me off!  HOWEVER now that I think about it I should be getting some carrots from Super Market.  I can snack on carrots.  Better LTURQ.  They surely sell carrots.  HMM apparently it shows we've ordered BABY CARROTS before in the past.  I guess I could eat those if my parents want them.  Not HAPPY about it.  But sure why not I'm a flexible guy.
     Penultimate paragraph!  I guess!  Four or five of these standard breakfasts a week?  GREAT.  Maybe once a week have Big Dumb Cookie Or Brownie Or Something for breakfast.  Once or twice have frozen breakfast sandwiches.  Have Pop Tarts or something.  Look I know this becomes more than 7 things.  We don't need to do the exact same thing week by week.  We can have TEN THINGS.  Do it TEN BY TEN days.  No reason not to.  LOTS OF REASONS NOT TO.  Yeah but all those reasons are bad.  FAIR POINT.  What else is going on.  Any culture where they do weeks by different amounts of days.  Lemme LTURQ.  ANCIENT EGYPTIANS USED TEN DAY WEEKS.  A civilization after my own heart.  Breakfast heart.  Breakfast Heart in this paragraph specifically.  The point is almost every civilization independently arrived at seven day weeks.  GREAT.  I'M HAPPY FOR THEM.  WE SHOULD ARRIVE AT MORE COMMON THINGS INDEPENDENTLY PROBABLY A GOOD THING.
     Last paragraph!  Amazing.  Pizza gonna be good!  It's a lot of pizza but the pizza is very FLAT.  So it evens out.  Also there's the odd piece of pepperoni!  It's a scam to call it pepperoni pizza based on the amount of pepperoni.  But there ARE several slices of pepperoni on this pizza.  GOOD I DON'T WANT TOO MUCH PEPPERONI.  NOT HEALTHY.  Then again the pepperoni is FLAT.  So it evens out.  Hmm.  I can't use a spoon to eat cereal.  It's counter-intuitive for so many reasons.  ONE-- too much in one bitesworth.  TWO-- dumb.  THREE-- shut up.  FOUR-- Get Off My Back About It!  Hmm.  Spoons for cereal are because people use milk.  No milk?  Why would we even THINK to use a spoon.  Lots of reasons.  FIVE-- STILL GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Anyway that'll do it for today in a few sentences!  Phone starting to not hold charge as much as when it was brand new.  I blame probably Viruses or Hackings or unwanted cookies.  That sort of thing.  Either way I'll see ya tomorrow!

-11:51 A.M.

Saturday, April 2, 2022

Each Day Is A Blessing

    Hey!  Just had a big Bange and tried to Parge but couldn't!  Well this is easy, just don't eat anything else today.  That's just about as much as I binged.  Also how long is a day really.  I'm behind schedule today so it's only 13 hours until I'm asleep for sure.  People go days without eating all the time.  Also I'd presumably be full for a good while on account of just eating a lot.  THIS IS GREAT.  I'm getting all the nutrients for the day UPFRONT OUT OF THE WAY so I can enjoy the rest of my day without having to consume things.  Not sure how much nutrients are in Pop Tarts and Dove Chocolates.  Probably SOME.  That'd be my guess.  DAMN NOT BEING ABLE TO PURGE.  How stupid is my body.  Just THROW UP the BAD THINGS.  How hard is that YOU IDIOT.  Anyway.  FUN DAY!  I GET TO PLAY A GAME.  TRY NOT TO EAT.  FUN GAME.  Anyway started the day off wrong by skipping trying Frosted Flakes and instead opting for the Classic Ice Cream Sandwich and 2 Breakfast Treats.
    YEAH!  LESS THAN 13 HOURS AND COUNTING.  Isn't it Ramadan.  They fast during the day.  I think they can eat before sun up and after sun down.  I used to think Ramadan was in December but I guess I used to think incorrectly.  Also am I confusing Ramadan with Muslim Christmas?  YES!  What's Muslim Christmas again.  Oh Right Ramadan.  I could have sworn this was in December.  Maybe April IS Muslim December.  Interesting.  VERY interesting.  Why can't I purge.  I was looking forward to it.  Dangit.  I had breakfast.  I fell back asleep.  I dreamt about smoking weed.  I got up.  I had breakfast again.  Exact same thing.  That was bad so then I figured well let's just go for it.  And kept going on!  The point is WOW 13 hours LET'S GO.  Isn't that a movie.  13 ghosts.  13 Days.  13 Monkees.  13 Hours?  Lemme LTURQ.  OH RIGHT IT'S ABOUT BEN GAZI.  The biggest scandal that ever happened that I'm not sure what happened.  AMERICAN SOLDIERS DIED OR SOMETHING.  WOW WHAT A SCANDAL.  It's not like THAT'S WHAT THEY SIGNED UP FOR YOU IDIOTS.
     Hmm.  What else is up.  Made a clever decision to take walk and go purge in bathroom in park so my parents would be none the wiser.  Still couldn't do it!  Seemed like there was a drug transaction going on in bathroom park.  Two young men seemed to be hanging out there AND POSSIBLY exchanging money.  Gotta assume that's drugs.  I didn't have any money on me!  Otherwise I could have been like HEY GOT ANY EXTRA DRUGS?  I'LL TAKE SOME DRUGS SURE WHY NOT.  I guess I could have paid them in Purge.  WELL NO APPARENTLY I COULDN'T.  Oh well that's life.  WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?  DO NOT EAT ANYTHING FOR 13 HOURS.  IF YOU CAN DO THIS YOU WIN AND LIFE IS PERECT.  Plus I get to DRINK SODA.  WOW THIS IS A FUN GAME.  Also So Far I'M WINNING.  I haven't eaten A THING in an hour.  TWELVE AND A HALF TO GO MORE OR LESS.  Do I allow myself like 2 snacks or something instead of meals.  Just 2 small snacks?  SOUNDS REASONABLE BUT THEN AGAIN THAT MAKES THE GAME LESS FUN.
    Sure.  Jacob DeGrom injured AND Old Man Scherzer hamstring problem.  For some reason this felt kind of inevitable.  The good news is PRETTY GOOD LINEUP.  MAYBE THEY CAN CARRY METS UNTIL PITCHERS GET BETTER.  If only the pitchers ever got better.  ALSO METS PLAYERS CAN BANGE ALL THEY WANT.  They probably burn like 10,000 calories a day DOING STRETCHES AND WHATKNOT.  Hmm.  The good news is Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Pop Tart is PRETTY GOOD.  I can't remember exactly what it tasted like because it was near the beginning of the binge but I remember liking it.  OH NO I CAN'T BE THINKING ABOUT ENJOYING FOOD.  That will make the Day Without Eating HARDER.  Oh No That's Bad!  Caffeine Free Diet Coke isn't great.  I'll get used to it!  Roast Chicken was pretty good!  Perect amount for 2 dinners.  Gotta wait until 2morrow to finish it.  SURE WHY NOT.  Hey what else is going on.  SCHEZER STILL SCHEDULED TO MAKE STARTS.  Great.  His hamstring will break off completely or something!  DANGIT.
     What else is up.  National Food Day For Tomorrow is National Chocolate Mousse Day.  Didn't we already cover this?  I talked about this already!  Oh.  Because TODAY is nothing I went ahead and told you yesterday what TOMORROW (day after tomorrow then) would be.  GREAT I BLEW IT.  Now I have to tell you what APRIL FOURTH will be.  Hmm.  Nah.  I'll keep that in my back pocket.  HEY I GETTA TURN THE PAGE ON WORLD TRAVEL CALENDAR.  HERE WE GO.  World Travel Destination for The April is GUAYAQUIL, ECUADOR.  WOW.  You don't think about Ecuador too often.  It's about time we did!  Lemme read this blurb Hold Up For A Sec.  WOW RAIN FOREST WILD LIFE AND CULTURES.  I'm sold!  Hope whoever bought be treats me right.  Also I hope they set me free with their third wish.  Well with the first wish would be even better.  But if I'm set free with the third wish, giving 2 wishes before that is still QUITE A GOOD DEAL.  Anyway here come some coffee.  Oh right I get to drink coffee today.  SOUNDS FAIR.
    I feel like I've written this entry before.  Same EXACT thing has happened at least once before.  I mean obviously I've banged before.  Obviously in the morning.  And obviously figured out maybe try not to eat for the rest of the day.  And obviously I write an entry every day.  So yeah great ANOTHER REPEAT.  Maybe let myself have an apple and a banana for lunch and/or dinner.  Maybe even throw in one fiber bar!  THREE EQUIDISTANT MEALS I DUNNO WE'LL SEE HOW IT SHAKES OUT.  Anyway what else is up.  Diet Coke makes me feel like an adult.  This is something an older man might drink.  Not sure why I feel that way.  Coke Zero is for the kiddies.  Diet Coke is for MATURE MEN.  Hmm.  Maybe my Dad used to drink Diet Coke or something.  Off the top of my head That's Probably It.  Now my Dad doesn't drink any soda.  Good for him.  I wish him the best of luck with whatever he's trying to accomplish with that.   HMM.
     Yeah!  First day of Mets Season is in a week BUT WHAT DAY EXACTLY in roughly a week.  Lemme LTURQ.  THURSDAY AFTERNOON.  WOW.  I'll probably still be alive when that happens.  Not sure why my mind went there.  Didn't realize my life was in danger CONSCIOUSLY.  I guess subconsciously I feel it is.  Oh well that's life.  In Danger.  What else is up.  Tried to purge by sticking tooth brush down my throat TO NO AVAIL.  Tried standing up.  Tried sitting down.  Tried on my knees.  Food just don't wanna come up!  That's okay.  I just don't add more food down my gullet until tomorrow.  CAUSE I'M SMART.  Anyway.  We got some nice SMALL bananas this week.  Not sure why.  But I had one yesterday.  Fun stuff!  Hmm.  With or wouthout apple/banana/fiber bar, I'm a BIT over what I aim to eat for a day even without anything else.  But PRETTY PRETTY close.  YEAH.  You idiot.  YEAH.  Also maybe Right On Target.  There's roughly 2 Pop Tarts I'm not sure if I ate or not.  Each sleeve comes with 2 pop tarts.  Either had 3 or 4 sleeves between the different flavors.  THREE MEANS I'M ON TARGET.  WOW!
     Sure.  Eighth paragraph!  What can I do to entertain myself today without food.  I watched Serpent and/or The Rainbow last night.  Pretty good!  I liked the part where HEY THIS IS A GOOD FILM.  Spooky sure.  But also just straight up HEY THIS IS A REAL FILM.  AND I DON'T USE THAT WORD LIGHTLY.  FILM.  MILF IS AN ANAGRAM OF FILM.  Probably made that point before.  Seems important.  What else is up.   My body is TOO SMART.  It KNOWS purging is dumb and unhealthy.  GOD DAMN BODY.  JUST LET ME BE AN IDIOT ONCE IN A WHILE.  HOW HARD IS THAT.  EVERYONE ELSE DOES.  IN FACT EVERYONE ELSE LETS ME BE AN IDIOT AS THE BASELINE.  What else is going on and crap.  Ugh.  Roast Chicken was good.  No foolin'!  Ate maybe 5% of the skin.  Pretty much NONE except for I might have had one bite or so.  Oh so like 5% huh?  I DUNNO COULD BE EVEN LESS.  WOW.  Anyway Crap & Crap.  Part of my dream was I was looking at an old picture of me and I had a really thick beard and I was like HEY I DON'T REMEMBER EVER BEING ABLE TO GROW THAT THICK A BEARD.  It was a good dream. 
    So there's that.  I dunno if I WANT to grow a thick beard but now that I think about it I feel like less of a man that I Just Don't.  I grow facial hair and it gets longer the more time passes but I don't just grow a nice thick beard and/or moustache.  Always kinda just halfway thick.  GO FIGURE.  Maybe if I drink enough Diet Coke I'll grow bigger beards.  Maybe lots of things.  Hmm.  When can I get another Booster.  Gotta be at least six months since first booster.  When did I get first booster.  Lemme Consult OFFICIAL COVID INDEX CARD.  November 23rd.  WOW TIME FLIES.  That was 4.5 months ago already!  Amazing.  Mom is switching up from PHIZER to MODERNA for her 2nd booster.  I'M PHIZER ALL THE WAY.  I got BRAND LOYALTY because I'm a GREAT AMERICAN.  What else is up.  Mets could still win baseball games without their best pitcher.  It's just HARDER every fifth day.  EASY.  Exactly the same difficulty 80% of the days.  Their other best pitcher could be pitching through injury.  Fine it's just harder every fourth and fifth day.  EXACTLY SAME DIFFICULTY 60% OF THE DAYS.
     OH NO HUNGER MIGHT BE CREEPING UP.  Good news is I could easily be asleep just TWELVE hours from now.  EASY.  Remember that film Twelve Hours.  No.  YOU WILL SOON.  Hmm.  At some point they'll get around to making a movie called Twelve Hours.  They make dozens of big production movies a year.  Enough time passes?  There's gonna be a movie called Twelve Hours.  IT MIGHT EVEN BE ABOUT MY LIFE TODAY (From this very moment onward).  Interesting!  I'd watch that movie.  Well OF COURSE.  Anyone makes a movie about your life OF COURSE you wanna watch that movie.  I LOVE seeing things where it's about me.  I'm heavily invested in the subject matter and whatknot!  Tenth paragraph already.  Time to take a walk in a minute.  Chewin' gum still.  Look no one gonna stop me from chewin' some gum.  Been chewin' LESS gum lately.  We're talkin' most of the time is just one piece lately instead of two.  WOW WHAT CONSERVATION.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.

No No No It's All Wrong

    Hey!  I guess even without eating anything more I am over the amount of calories I would need for Maintenance today.  But reasonable.  Three digit number!  I can deal with that upon further introspection.  Anyway Bill Pullman was sure great in Serpant Versus The Rainbow.  I'M ROOTING FOR SERPENT.  You'd think it'd be the villain, right?  Nope!  RAINBOW IS SURPRISE VILLAIN.  Got alterior motives!  Hmm.  Whatta do with the day.  Maybe play some video games or something.  That'll keep my mind off the thing I'm supposed to keep my mind off of.  Food.  How hard is that.  Just don't think about it.  Think about other things.  Like what.  Evil Rainbows!  Video Games!  A THIRD THING.  Hmm.  Maybe even play some Rocksmith.  Make this a productive bange.  Somehow leads me to playing Rocksmith.  Which somehow leads me to living a better life.  Where I play guitar.  Sounds like a better life to me!  Anyway what else.
     They're gonna MIC umpires for when they're reviewing plays in baseball.  WOW.  Finally we get to hear what umpires sound like.  I bet they sound weird.  Or like regular people.  I can't decide what I Bet On.  All I know is I have to bet on it one way or another.  I'm a compulsive gambler!  Hmm.  I wonder if umpires have superiority complexes.  I'M CALLING THE SHOTS IN THIS EVENT.  WHAT I SAY GOES.  AND WHATKNOT.  My guess is either they do or they don't.  Possibly they do to some extent.  I've narrowed it down to those three things!  What else.  I could have talked to Drug Transactioners and been like look I see you're dealing some drugs.  I don't have any money NOW.  But would you like to arrange meeting here again tomorrow say around this time and I'll bring money and you'll bring drugs?  My guess is PROBABLY should have done that.  I don't know what drugs would make my life better but it's worth a shot!  Except for drugs you shoot.  Too dangerous!
     What else.  I'm gonna be honest I'm not even positive on the premise of Coke Zero.  It's a step above Diet Coke in terms of exciting me with the name alone.  But it ALSO sounds kind of wrong.  Not sure what Coke can name themselves Diet Version that sounds good.  I guess maybe I just like Pepsi more.  That would explain this a lot.  What else.  How often do Ukrainians speak English.  My guess is most of them speak English in their back pocket.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE.  MOST UKRAINIANS PROBABLY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH.  My guess is if News Said That a lot of America would be like WELL FUCK IT THEN WHO CARES.  Not only do they not speak English but Ukrainian isn't even a ROMANCE language.  I'm not being ROMANCED by this language at all!  In fact it seems kind of HOSTILE.  That might just be me.  Slavic Languages are too hostile.  Not sure what I'm basing that on at all.  Look it's not racist.  I'm Jewish and I think Hebrew is kind of aggressive.  I wouldn't say hostile.  But kind of INTENSE in a way I'm not comfortable with!  Hmm.
     If they're using the vowels underneath the letters that helps a bit.  I'm glad they decided to help us out pronouncing this with vowels.  Sometimes in Hebrew they just skip the vowels.  That's the traditional way to do it I think.  TOO INTENSE.  I NEED VOWELS AND I NEED THEM ALL THE TIME.  What else is going on.  April 2nd!  Amazing.  No Met game tonight.  Or today.  Or during DUSK.  Hmm.  I feel I used to throw up a lot.  When I drank a lot.  Wasn't uncommon for me to throw up after drinking a lot!  WOW THAT'S FUN.  The point is I dreamt of marijuana and then I bange ate.  Presumably my body just wants marijuana and is settling for food!  GO FIGURE.  Maybe Drug Dealers are still in Park Bathroom for next walk.  It can't hurt to DREAM.  Well it hurt this morning.  Dreamt about something that led to Bange Eating.  Oh okay.  So it CAN hurt to dream.  I've had it all wrong this entire time!  Oh well ya live ya learn.  Can't hurt to live.  Can't hurt to learn!  OF COURSE IT CAN HURT TO LIVE.  LIVING IS SUFFERING.  Pretty sure that's what 80% of Modern Philosophy is based on.  Hmm.
     Sure!  What else is going on.  My life isn't suffering.  My life is SUFFERABLE FUN.  Or FUN SUFFERING.  It's got suffering in the mix but it's also fun at the same time.  Go figure!  What else is up.  Ended up having Piece Of Salmon with MARUCHAN Noodles for lunch yesterday.  Was pretty good.  I have no regrets.  Well I have hundreds if not thousands of regrets.  But my lunch yesterday isn't one of them.  Also probably tens of thousands.  I can't remember all of them though.  I can only remember a tiny, tiny amount of my regrets.  What else is going on.  Gotta do some looking into purging.  I feel there's no reason I can't accomplish Purging if I knew what I was doing!  Or just don't binge eat.  Yeah yeah yeah I get it IN AN IDEAL world.  Hmm.  House passed Decriminalizing Marijuana yesterday!  People are happy about it!  I don't get it!  I'm under the impression it needs 60 votes in senate and it didn't even get 10 votes from Republicans in HOUSE.  How would it get it in Senate.  It's a SYMBOLIC victory as far as I can tell.  Maybe I'm wrong.  It wouldn't be the first time!  It'd be roughly the seventh, eighth time!  I'm approaching double digits of Times Being Wrong in my life!  Seems kind of low.  Anyway time for a walk.  Be back soon!  HMM YOU'LL APPRECIATE THIS.  I tried to google MORE ACT because that's what the act decriminalizing marijuana was called.  MORE.  I accidentally typed MORE CAT and hit search before I could change it AND LOTS OF PICTURES OF CATS CAME UP.  Did you appreciate this?  Email me and let me know!  I'll be back soon.

I Have No Idea What I'm Talking About

    Oh great.  Now Old Man Scherzer might be scratched from Opening Day Pitching.  Anyway.  What a sense of accomplishment!  I purged a bit on last walk!  We're talkin' felt kinda FULL while walking which was a good sign so I stopped off in Ye Olde Park Bathroom again and this time threw up a bit!  Not a lot!  A fraction of what I ate!  But good for maybe 2, 3 units of snacksworth!  Made me feel good.  Released ADRENALINE or something.  Somethin' what which made me feel good.  Then I remembered reading about yep people who purge often get a high from it.  NOW I GET IT.  Don't wanna continue doing it.  But now I've experienced something I had read about!  Amazing!  ALSO SKIPPING 2nd COFFEE???  Now I can have BANANA APPLE AND FIBER BAR and it's the same I'd have been at AS BEFORE WITHOUT HAVING ANY OF EM.  Hey life is fun isn't it.  We have good times don't we?  I guess.
     What else is going on and crap.  Four more paragraphs to go!  Figure I'll have some fun for the rest of the day.  Not sure how!  But some things will happen I guess.  Mostly bad things.  But I'll survive!  More or less!  Hmm.  Maybe I didn't throw up the big pieces of food but I threw up THE LIQUID CALORIES.  I don't know how digestion and purging works!  Maybe it works to my advantage more than I would have originally guessed!  Maybe less!  No way of knowing!  I'm estimating 2 units of snackworth UNDONE.  Hmm.  Conservative estimate!  Hmm.  Wrestlemania is now TWO NIGHTS?  That cheapens the entire thing!  Why bother watching the first night at all.  Obviously they're saving the best Wrestling which inspires mania for night 2.  Maybe not.  Maybe 2 is for the die hards who stick around after Night One: The Best Night For Inducing Mania Through Wrestling.  I dunno how they do things!  Kinda made me hungrier.  Makes sense.  You lose food that fills you up, you're gonna want food again to replace it!  OH NO.  The point is I'll EASILY be asleep 10 hours from now.  Huh.  What a dumb life.
     Okay!  HEY forget fiber bar, 3rd snack can be BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES.  I can eat that in OH I DON'T KNOW ONE HOUR.  Delicious.  Probably.  Now my Day finally makes sense.  It all led up to me getting into the perfect mood and setting for enjoying a bowl of Frosted Flakes for the first time.  And hopefully not the last!  GOT A WHOLE BOX OF THIS CRAP.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Figure I'll figure something out for the rest of the day.  The point is The Serpent and The Rainbow opens and closes with text that says inspired by a real story and then this is how the real story ended and whatknot.  NEVER HAS THAT DEVICE BEEN LESS BELIEVABLE.  I know FOR SURE this was not based on a real story.  Well maybe I don't.  I THOUGHT I knew for sure.  Now that I think about it I KNOW NOTHING WHAT DO I KNOW.  Now I'm scared.  WHY BE SCARED IT'S GOOD NEWS.  We can come back after death!  WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Anyway.  Behind schedule today but not too bad.  Enough time to get in my normal amount of walks and whatknot.  Especially since I don't need to plan time for eating meals LIKE A SUCKER.  DANGIT.  What else is up.  I figured out to alternate fingers to throw up.  I had been going with ONLY left pointer first time I tried to no avail.  This time I tried the RIGHT HAND pointer and it worked and then I went back and forth TO SOME SUCCESS.  Go figure.  The NON dominant hand pointer finger is the thing that got me started.  Useful to know!  What else is up.  Also figured out hey I can stick my finger down my throat FURTHER than I was trying before.  Maybe I wasn't going deep enough at first.  Now I see.  What else.  Still only threw up maybe 10% of calories!  FINE I'LL SETTLE FOR IT.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT AND WHATKNOT.  Hey only one more paragraph to write.  That's easy!
     YEAH.  What's up.  HMM.  Maybe Be A Healthy and eat something for dinner.  Veggie Burger even with small side.  Sounds like the ADULT thing to do.  Also the ADULTS in my house will approve.  Otherwise there's a 25% chance they're like hey did you eat anything for dinner what's the story.  The point is yeah that sounds like the healthy thing to do.  That could even be it for the day.  Bowl of Frosted Flakes for lunch.  Veggie Burger for dinner!  WOW I'M EATING MEALS FOR EACH MEAL.  Not much of a lunch.  YEAH BUT GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Fair counterpoint.  What else is going on and crap.  If I hadn't binged I'd probably never think/actually do Having A REAL MEAL AND A THIRD.  So it's SUPER productive is the point.  Gotta remember to do that again.  WAIT NO THAT'S WRONG.  Gotta remember to stop Banging completely.  Bange-ing.  You get it.  What else is going on and crap.  I think it was GETTING UP LATE that threw me off.  HEY I'M UPSET THAT I'M AN HOUR BEHIND SCHEDULE.  I'M GONNA EAT A LOT TO CANCEL THAT FEELING OUT.  Anyway.  Entry Over.  See ya tomorrow.

-1:31 P.M.

Friday, April 1, 2022

Nothing Would Make Me Happier

    WELL HELLO friends.  Friday entry!  Good chance Act I will be interrupted by Super Market delivery.  Wonderful!  Gonna have Chocolate Rugulah as upcoming snack.  See what that's all about.  I hope it's A) FILLING/I GET MY FAIR SHARE OF BITESWORTH ENOUGH and B) IT'S DELICIOUS.  Even one of those would be pretty good.  ONE POINT FIVE WOULD BE EVEN BETTER.  Anyway.  Made up some lost ground with SNACK COUNTING yesterday.  We're talkin allowance for 7 snacks a day?  CHECK OUT WHO ONLY HAD 5.5 IT'S THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.  Wonderflu.   That's what the coronavirus is.  I dunno about that.  Wonder means GOOD.  Well it's bad but it still inspires Wonder.  Wonder what it's all about.  Wonder how we should deal with it.  Wonder lots of thing.  Wander Franco.  BASEBALL PLAYER.  I see Alt Far Right people are Turning On Sports.  I have mixed feelings about this!  They're kind of right that sports are dumb!  But on the other hand I WANT to get into sports so HOW DARE THEY.
     What else.  I dunno what to do for lunch!  Hopefully the correct answer is revealed to me through the natural course of things.  Anyway.  Lost my glasses for 40 minutes yesterday.  Turned out I had worn them on my walk for some reason and put them in my jacket pocket cause they were getting foggy.  CASE CLOSED.  Anyway.  Lunch I dunno about but DINNER gonna be great.  CCP or Pizza.  I dunno which to push for at this point.  Kinda started out wanting pizza but CCP is making up some lost ground in terms of What Do I Want To Eat Later.  YEAH.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... NOTHIN'.  Big blank.  April 2nd celebrates no food.  Ok let's think of one.  Last time I had to think of one we settled on Chocolate Chip Pancakes.  This time around how about some sort of OH BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE.  I don't have that coming at me any time soon.  But I was looking around my room for inspiration at different objects and I came across my notepad and thought paper do people eat paper hmm what's related to pa... BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE.  That's me for ya!
     What else is up.  Has anyone considered a black and white cookie where the black and white are INTEGRATED.  Right now it's a separate but equal cookie.  Let's see some black and whites that are STRIPES or DOTS OF EACH or something like that.  I'd fund this project.  As long as I can pay for it in around 20 dollars of loose change.  That's all I have.  Look that's the START UP money.  We can use that money to invest in finding REAL investors.  That sort of thing!  Anyone ever put chocolate chips ON a black and white.  Probably some Mad Man.  I like the cut of his jib.  Not sure what, "Cut," or, "Jib," means in that context.  Or the, "I like the."  Because I DON'T Like The that much.  Anyway Jacob DeGrom injured!  Couldn't even wait until the season started.  So that's fun.  I kind of don't mind because it's what we've all been expecting.  I never thought oh great this guy is gonna pitch an entire season and do great.  Kind of just background expected yeah he's gonna get injured again.  SAME WITH OLD MAN SHERZER.  Also EVERYONE.  Injury Bug going around!
     Hmm.  I ASKED FOR HALF POUND OF TURKEY AND THEY'RE GIVING ME 104% that amount.  PRETTY CLOSE.  I'M DEFINITELY COOL WITH THAT.  Anyway.  Interested in seeing what Diet Coke (Caffeine Free) is all about.  Gonna taste different than the Coke Zero.  My instinct is it will take worse but maybe it will surprise us all and taste great.  SURPRISE US ALL GOOD.  It IS April Fools.  The day you try to surprise people.  Sounds more or less accurate.  GOTCHA.  Hmm.  Had Breakfast Burrito again today.  Good stuff!  Tomorrow is Frosted Flakes presumably.  Gonna go with TWO CUPS.  Still a small breakfast by my standards but DOUBLE their serving size.  But then again their serving size is probably a scam to pretend its less calories than it is.  Then again WHO KNOWS I DON'T ALSO I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT MUCH.  I can figure things out for myself whether it's a scam or not.  Possibly.  Gotta imagine I catch about 50% of scams that come my way.  Probably a higher success rate than most!  Most people are Losing Out To Scams 80% of the time!  MOST SCAMS ARE MICROSCAMS SO WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
     Yeah!  Coffee after this paragraph!  HEY a bunch of new movies just, "DROPPED," on Shutter: The Screaming Service.  Half of which I've seen before and liked and may see again.  Some of which I haven't seen before but am like HEY I DEFINITELY'LL GIVE THAT A SHOT. Some of which I DUNNO GONNA HAVE TO READ THE BLURB AND/OR USER REVIEWS.  Some of which Nothin Else That Covers Everything.  So I got that going for me.  LOOK maybe next time I try Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  That's another good thing I could try.  Even if I LIKE Frosted Flakes.  The point is I've never been a big cereal guy but also the other point is there is no point!  Hmm.  What was in the news yesterday.  Did it reach B- levels?  I like that Ukraine is doing well in War.  I don't like that it's just becoming Rah-Rah Entertainment for me.  Seems wrong!  Also I dunno HOW well they're doing.  They're definitely doing PRETTY good I think.  But how much is FACT and how much is SPIN.  MY GUESS IS MOSTLY FACT THEY'RE KICKING ASS BUT ALSO GOTTA TAKE INTO ACCOUNT SOME SPIN.  ALSO COFFEE TIME DEAL WITH IT.
     I'm past doing circlewalking but presumably if I WAS gonna do it, after Act is over and before Super Market is here would be one time to do it.  When was the last time I did it.  Possibly when I was watching THE TOY STORIES.  When was that February?  Could probably log onto DISNEY PLUS and they might keep track of that sort of thing.  But then again some things are better left to the imagination.  Like things That Can't Happen.  NO CHOICE but to leave them to the imagination.  Your only option!  Hmm.  February.  That rings some sort of bell.  I kind of remember February happening.  The point is Huh.  ALT FAR RIGHT IS RIGHT SPORTS ARE DUMB.  I don't think they're making men Effeminate though.  That's their premise.  Oh you worship sports stars you must be gay or something.  I just think oh you watch sports it means nothing but then again I like watching things that mean nothing hook me up with some sports I realize now in my later years.  So there's that.  Anyway.  Is Alt Right and Far Right a big overlap at this point?  Definitions kind of converging?  I dunno let's go to a Diner that voted against Hillary Clinton in every election since 1976 and see what they say.  Not sure what that means.
     Seventh paragraph.  That'd be an interesting way to vote.  You don't vote for who you want.  You vote for who you DON'T want.  Obviously makes a bigger difference in a political system not dominated by 2 parties.  Otherwise more or less very similar results.  Sounds good to me.  I think everyone would have A BLAST voting against people explicitly.  What else is up.  Right now leaning towards Sawdust Dogs for lunch.  Maybe a NUTRAGRAIN breakfast pastry as side.  EVEN STILL A SMALL MEAL.  Maybe even throw in some other side.  WE'LL PLAY IT BY EAR.  Anyway.  I have FOUR sawdust dogs.  I'd feel comfortable having THREE for the meal.  Use 1.5 with each half of Sandwich Thin.  But then I'm left with a single solitary dog.  What do I do with that.  Can't do a thing with it!  THROW IT OUT.  LEAVE IT IN FRIDGE.  EAT IT AS A SNACK.  Oh turns out I can do lots of things with it.  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.  I COULD eat it as a snack.  Never thought about it.  Sawdust dog and piece of bread is right on target for Snacksworth.  I lost track of where I am.  Not really.  Figuratively.  Oh okay.
    I wanna have a conversation with Bruce Willis.  I wanna see how serious this is and what it means exactly.  Let's get to the bottom of how cognizant and coherent Bruce Willis is.  I think he might be able to hold a very basic generic short uncomplicated conversation!  LET'S START THERE.  What else is up.  I also wanna have a conversation with Will Smith.  I wanna see how serious this is and what it means exactly.  Let's get to the bottom of how much he wants to slap people and how much can he control it.  I think he might be able to hold back from slapping me if I don't offend him too much.  What else is up.  Look I'm all for Will Smith being rehabilitated.  We have no other option.  There is No Earthly Universe where Will Smith stays a pariah.  Oh well that's life.  Still though TEAM ROCK ALL THE WAY.  What else is up and crap.  Will Smith can donate HALF HIS MONEY to victims of slapping.  Gotta be 9 figures, right?  There's gotta be an organization for Victims of Slapping.  PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.  ON YOUR FACE.  BOTTOM THIRD OF YOUR FACE.  NOT SURE WHY I WANT YOUR MONEY THERE.  EITHER WAY THOUGH GREAT.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Or I write bonus paragraphs while waiting.  I dunno about that.  Sounds HARD.  Even so.  Huh.  Normally get around 18-21 2 liter bottles of soda a week and 3 2 liter bottles of diet snapple.  I estimate in the past 50-66.7% of all of that was CAFFEINATED.  Now it's down to 25% or so.  LET'S SEE IF THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.  Also I like the part where I stuff faux sugar water down my gullet.  Tastes good to me!  Wow.  One bowl of Frosted Flakes-- 100 calories (on average 5% of a daily diet) has 25% of recommended Sugar.  WOW THIS IS GREAT NEWS.  THIS IS GONNA TASTE GREAT GOING DOWN MY GULLET.  WAIT A SECOND I can't have Nutragrain bar with lunch.  That's coming with OTHER delivery later this afternoon.  HMM.  GOOD.  I wasn't thrilled with that for today to be honest anyway.  NOW LET'S THINK.  I'll think later.  PROBABLY.  Maybe save piece of Rugulah to have as side.  NAH.  THEN WHAT WOULD I HAVE FOR SNACK.  ALSO FEEL LIKE IT WON'T SHINE AS A SIDE AS MUCH AS A SNACK.  The point is Will Smith defeated a Mechanical Giant Spider In The Old Wild Wild West so I THINK he can wiggle his way out of this predicament.
     YEAH.  Anyway.  Kinda wish I was diabetic if they're gonna pass this bill to significantly lower insulin prices to the price that they are elsewhere around the world.  Here I am Not Taking Insulin LIKE A CHUMP.  What else is up.  Don't really have enough Wheat Thins as a side.  Wish I did.  That'd be fun to look forward to.  Still got some BBQ Pop Chips.  Still got Cheez Its.  WHAT IF I WANT A SWEET AS A SIDE.  HMM.  Guess there's always a GRANOLA BAR or something.  YEAH.  What else is up.  April Fool's day today.  I'm not gonna fool anyone.  You get enough of that from other jerks.  THIS IS A SAFE SPACE.  I guess.  The person doing the fooling is actually the fool.  When you really think about it.  Maybe.  I haven't really thought about it.  So I can't say for certain!  LOOK National Food Of The Day After National Tomorrow is Chocolate Mousse Day.  Delicious.  I'd eat that.  It's cake sometimes.  Chocolate cake.  Mousse Cake!  What a great riff that was.  I'll be back in a little bit.

Oh You Don't Say

    Maybe have Kids Chicken Parm meal for lunch.  That solves my Sides Problem.  No sides!  Just eat what they give me!  OH RIGHT I got a hidden box of Fiber One Cheesecake Bar-Pastry.  That could be PERECT side.  THEN IT'S SETTLED.  I WILL HAVE LUNCH AT SOME POINT WITH A SIDE.  Maybe Fiber Bar.  Maybe Cheez Its!  The point is I'M GONNA GO WITH 3 HOT DOGS BETWEEN TWO PIECES OF BREAD.  Not LITERALLY between.  1.5 hot dogs between one piece of bread each.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  I had an iced cream sandwich while waiting for delivery.  Will try Chocolate Rugulah with Act III.  Will have coffee with RIGHT NOW.  THIS IS EVEN BETTER STUFF.  Anyway what in the wide world of sports is going on.  If I get CCP the plan would be 2 pancakes for dinner and 1 pancake for a breakfast.  BUT tomorrow I'm gonna wanna try Frosted Flakes.  GONNA HAVE TO WAIT A DAY OR TWO FOR CCP BREAKFAST.  THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE BETTER STUFF FROM THE GOOD STUFF BEFORE.  Also another idea for Bonus hot dog.  Make some egg whites for breakfast, one piece of bread, use the hot dog like a breakfast sausage.  MAYBE EVEN SOME CEREAL IN THERE I DUNNO.  MAYBE EGGO INSTEAD OF BREAD.  The point is I'VE GOT OPTIONS.  YEAH.
    GO WITH CHEEZ ITS YOU IDIOT.  You're getting CCP for dinner.  Chocolate Rugulah soon.  PLANNING REAL ICE CREAM SANDWICH FOR AFTERNOON SNACK.  We NEED SOME CHEEZ ITS FOR A BALANCED DIET.  Also there's cheese in it.  Cheese is protein.  Not sure that's even close to accurate.  Could be close to accurate.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP CHEESE GOT SOME PROTEIN.  Gotta imagine it's only AMPLIFIED by putting it into IT form.  and misspelling it.  Adding a, "Z."  UH OH RUSSIAN WAR OF AGGRESSION SYMBOL.  DANGIT.  Z was one of the best letters.  The good news is LET'S NOT LET THAT CATCH ON.  I feel a year from now HERE IN REGULAR WORLD people will hardly remember anything about Russian Z.  Too busy about American Q.  That's gonna be a tougher one to rid ourselves of but gotta imagine AT SOME POINT, right?  If not WE ARE SCREWED.  Any scenario where Q is still going on let's say a decade or more from now IS NOT A GOOD SIGN AT ALL.  Well that's scary.  What else is going on.  We need a NEW LETTER for THE GOOD GUYS.  I suggest B.  B IS A LETTER FOR THE GOOD GUYS.  You heard it here first.
     What else is up.  Q.  Z.  WHAT ARE THESE GUYS TRYING TO DO BETTER AT SCRABBLE.  What else is up.  HMM should I consider having a third piece of bread to pair with the third piece of hot dog.  PROBABLY.  Anyway what else is up.  Mom signed up for second booster.  Fourth shot overall.  This is getting confusing with counting by boosters and/or overall.  VERY confusing.  I seem to have a solid grip on it.  Yeah NOW.  But TEN MINUTES AGO I was still processing it slowly.  Very slowly!  Also my bread comes in TWOS.  Sandwich thins is 6 pairs of bread.  So if I'm having 4 hot dogs overall it MAKES SENSE To have 4 pieces of bread overall between them and not 3.  DANGIT.  I'M GONNA HAVE THREE SAW DUST HOT DOGS STRAIGHT UP?  AND SOME CHEEZ ITS BUT SOMEWHAT LESS?  This is too good.  I dunno.  There's gotta be a catch.  First there's gotta be a Throw.  NOT TRUE.  THINGS CAN BE CAUGHT THAT WERE SET INTO MOTION WITHOUT THROWING.  I dunno.  How loose is your definition of throwing.  I DUNNO HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.  Well it's about time you do.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "YOU."  I AM YOU.  Interesting Counterpoint.
     Yeah!  Fourth paragraph of Act II.  Normally I'd say penultimate paragraph but for some reason I'm feelin' like this one'll be six paragraphs!  Great.  Ruguluh looked okay.  About the size I was expecting.  About THE THING that I Was expecting.  Kinda like a chocolate croissant.  Small one!  But instead of Croissant it's Ruguluh.  YOU IDIOTS.  Been a while since I put a sticker on my guitar case.  When I was doing open mics every week I was getting a new one practically every week!  Now I think the last one I got is the last time I voted.  Which was presumably in November.  I also definitely remember voting some time in April to June.  But also November I'M GUESSING.  Great just great.  At this rate I'll never cover my guitar case.  Now people know it's a guitar case.  You cover it with stickers people have no clue.  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MASS OF STICKERS they might say.  YOU IDIOT IT'S A GUITAR CASE I might respond.
     Penultimate paragraph!  What a piece of crap.  Anyway.  I'm gonna be honest.  I don't think I even WANT all that bread. A lot can change from now to 2.5 hours from now or so when I have lunch.  But as of now YES I'd like to pad the sandwich FILLING with a bonus half a hot dog per half sandwich.  But the extra piece of bread ISN'T DOIN' IT FOR ME.  YOU IDIOTS.  What else isn't doin' it for me.  LOTS OF CRAP.  That's life I guess.  Got VARIETY PACK of Pop Tarts to pair with trying the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.  We're talkin a pack of 12 pop tarts, 4 each of FROSTED Strawberry Blueberry and Cherry. (ALL FROSTED.  NOT JUST STRAWBERRY.  THE FROSTED CARRIES OVER INTO THE BLUERRY AND THE CHERRY AS WELL.  I'M HAPPY TO CLEAR THIS UP EXPLICITLY SO WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE)  Unfortunately I don't think there's a way to know which one you're getting when opening up the plastic wrapper.  Well that sucks.  BIG TIME.  I can always open up plastic wrapper, see what it is, then leave it and try again with another wrapper.  ALSO THERE'S A WRAPPER IN BUSHES BY MY HOUSE.  I didn't get up close for a good look but it doesn't look like anything consumed from my house.  Also pretty sure it's a food wrapper.  Anyway I GUESS I HAVE TO GET RID OF THIS EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT MINE.  WHATTA GYP.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Delicious!  Watched some Tales From That Crypt while waiting for Super Market delivery.  Probably gonna try something new for waiting for NEXT Amazon FRESH Delivery in a few hours.  THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW.  It's on SHUTTER.  Never seen it!  OR I've seen it and Never Paid Attention To It!  But I've heard of it.  And it's directed by Wes Craven.  And there's a FOURTY PERCENT CHANCE IT HAS VAL KILMER IN IT.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE.  Bill Pullman, though!  That might be who I was confusing him with.  Or I was confusing him with No One and was just Way Off Base.  The good news is Great is this a REAL horror movie or just some sort of spooky drama.  Only one way to find out.  READ INTERNET COMMENTS.  Yep that checks out pretty good.  Anyway.  I dunno.  This entry is going VERY well in terms of I'm getting close to being done with it.  Wow that DOES sound good.  Anyway time for a walk.  Be back soon!

I've Got It All Figured Out

    WHAT A GREAT PIECE OF CHOCOLATE RUGULUH.  I give it a six out of ten for taste and an 8.5 out of 10 for Fillingness and Quality Bitesworh re: calories.  Calories are probably just fake.  Well then just six out of ten for taste.  So there's that!  Also thinking about switching up dinner completely.  Get Roast Chicken Entree.  Think it comes with stuffing.  That'll last me 2 dinners either way!  Leaving over most of the stuffing either way.  But I'd like A TASTE of it.  Might be semi-vaguely-sweet which would COMPLIMENT the meal well.  So there's THAT.  Still thinking about the 3 hot dogs for lunch.  WONDERFUL.  The good news is I paid over a dollar for this piece of ruguluh.  WOW.  NOT MY MONEY.  DAD'S MONEY.  Jokes on him!  What else is going on and crap.  BROILED or ROASTED half chicken.  My instinct is ROASTED.  Can't go wrong with a good Roasted!  UNLESS WILL SMITH SLAPS YOU FOR ROASTING HIS FAMILY.  GREAT now we gotta worry about Will Smith slapping us all the time!  No good.
     Great.  What else is up.  Might be aiming to have Dinner Salmon on Sunday Night.  Which means I will have Lunch Salmon With MARUCHAN Tuesday through Thursday presumably.  WOW MY LIFE IS AMAZING ALL THE PIECES ARE FINALLY STARTING TO COME TOGETHER.  Sweet!  At first I was thinking about dividing Roast Chicken into 3 dinners but LET'S NOT PUSH IT.  TWO DINNERS.  And I can leave stuff over if I feel like it.  I HAVE EVERY RIGHT.  I paid for this chicken with my Dad's Money!  If I decide the best use I have of it is throwing it in the trash then I'm sure I have quality reasons for making that executive decision.  What else is up.  PUSH GOOD ICE CREAM SANDWICH TO AFTER DINNER SNACK.  Make Afternoon snack HEALTHY DELICIOUS APPLE.  Well looks like all the pieces are finally starting to come together A LITTLE BIT EARLIER than expected.  You IDIOT.  What else.  I think it's a scam that apples are the best thing in the world for us to eat but religion is telling us to be Weary Of Apples.  WHAT'S RELIGION'S MOTIVE HERE.  I guess they're in the pocket of Big Banana.  YOU DON'T WANNA EAT APPLES.  HERE HAVE A BANANA.  God Damn Big Banana! 
     Let's move on.  Should I eat some of the skin or none of the skin.  Of the chicken.  Having to make these tough executive decisions is why they pay me the big bucks.  By which I mean my Dad gets paid for doing his job.  And then pays for things for me.  Oh I see.  What else is up.  I think I feel comfortable having Hot Dog for lunch and Chicken for dinner.  I also had Breakfast Burrito for breakfast which had some sort of ground breakfast meat PROBABLY SAUSAGE.  I DON'T CARE ABOUT ALL THE MEATS.  I LIKE MEATS FOR TODAY.  APRIL MEAT DAY.  What else is up.  HOWEVER that does bring a Sweet Side back into play for lunch.  If I'm foregoing Sweet For Dinner.  THIS IS WONDERFUL STUFF.  VERY SIMILAR TO THE SAME WONDERFUL STUFF I WRITE 2/7 ENTRIES EXACTLY.  And MORE OR LESS the same stuff I write 5/7 ENTRIES EXACTLY.  So the point is I have to write three more paragraphs and then my life will be complete.  Wait no I wanna live more.  We'll have to see how it plays out!
     Great.  INTERNET seems to say it comes with stuffing.  GREAT.  I will have small amount of it.  More than the skin I'll tell ya that!  HEY GREAT AM I ANY CLOSER TO BEING DONE WITH THIS NOW.  YES SLIGHTLY.  WOW.  Anyway.  Take a walk when this is done.  Take a quick shower and quick drying up and dressing after shower.  Then be ready for next delivery!  And have lunch pretty soon after Being Ready.  YOU IDIOTS.  I just realized I don't have to write a sixth paragraph to this act.  This is the best news I've gotten since the last time I got news that was slightly better than this!  Amazing.  Put on some Serpent &/V The Rainbow after shower.  That'll be entertaining.  Maybe Val Kilmer IS in it.  They just didn't list him among the top 4 cast members.  Better LTURQ.  NO VAL KILMER DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE IN IT.  Unless it's a Spoiler Alert. A Nd the entire internet is holding up its end of the bargain and not spoiling it for us.  In which case wow gotta give Entire Internet credit for not spoiling Val Kilmer's surprise appearance in this film from 35 years ago.
     Hey great I finished this act pretty quickly presumably in the near future.  Gives me more time to dry off after shower.  GREAT.  I dunno it's fun to dry off quickly.  The point is I DON'T KNOW.  All I know is I think I'm leaning towards Fiber Bar Sweet Snack as side for Hot Dog Lunch.  THE TIME IS NOW to eat this Fiber One Bar.  DELICIOUS.  Also HEY I GETTA EAT AN APPLE.  I look forward to that FOR NOW.  May stop looking forward to it.  But even if I stop looking forward to it once it starts I'm guessing I'll be on board with it all over again probably EVEN MORE than I am right now looking forward to it.  HEY WHAT ELSE IS UP.  Might end up taking one less walk today depending on how much I have to wait for Amazon FRESH.  Hey Amazon you know what else is Fresh UNIONS IN YOUR MIDST.  Deal with it!  Get used to it!  You know that sort of thing.  The point is the entry is over.  I'll be back tomorrow.  Great.  I GUESS.  Sure.  WHY NOT.  Okay.  CAN I LEAVE YET.  Yes we can all leave now!  See ya.

-1:43 P.M.

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