July 30, 2021
Looks Like You Want Something To Read
Hello friends! Accepted Super market delivery. MAIN
CHORE FOR THE WEEK DOWN. It took roughly 15 minutes to unpack and
put away and TWO HOURS to check the front door every nine minutes to see if
it was here. The point is It Was Here Eventually! I got all my
favorite things. Well, a fraction of my favorite things. Most of
my favorite things I already had in stock! Today is gonna be a rare
day with No Delivery AND No meals from Previous Delivery. Only stuff
from Supermarket for meals today. WOW I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
Yet all the evidence points to this fact! The Major League Baseball
TRADE DEADLINE is today. I'm rooting for The Mets to make a trade for
some reason. Not so much important whether they win the trade or lose
the trade. I JUST LIKE IT WHEN THINGS HAPPEN.
That sort of thing. Started coffee. Gonna be
ready to consume it in 2 or 3 paragraphs. Today is a 5 Walk Day!
Great that's gonna work out for me I bet. They're making a big
deal about the Mets JERSEY for tonight. It's BLACK. And
ya know what? It sounds stupid as all Hell, but I KIND OF GET IT.
These are a throwback to the turn of the century (latest one). I
remember those days! Roughly! I was a child and my Memory Making
Glands weren't in full effect yet but it rings SOME sort of bell. HEY
I watched the Back To The Futures II Through III on DVD!!!!
last night. Wonderful! I'm done with it. Should I have
watched all of them with Creator Commentary? YES. But it's
too late to go back now. I'm not gonna watch them again.
Sure I will. BUT NOT FOR WEEKS.
Anyway. I feel the time is right for a Back To
The Future IV. LOOK THEY MADE THEIR POINT. They didn't wanna
exploit the franchise over and over to make money. They went a solid
OVER THIRTY YEARS without a sequel. WELL DONE but NOW IT'S TIME
FOR A SEQUEL. All the people are still alive. I'm assuming.
And if they're not you can work that into the script! Time travel
doesn't make you immune to Father Death. Is there a Father Death.
I feel like There's A Father Death. If not there should be.
Also IT SHOULD BE A WESTERN AGAIN. That would make people
ANGRY. Then you have them RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT THEM. I
don't know why you want people angry. That's up to the Back To The
Future Producers to decide. Gotta imagine they'd have fun working into
the plot the hilarity of them being WAY off with what 2015 was like.
I can imagine Yukk-em-ups referencing that. I haven't THOUGHT of a
single yukk-em-up for that yet but they're definitely out there!
The main part they were right about 2015 was IT DID
HAPPEN. That's halfway there to getting it right. There was
a year we all referred to as 2015 and it took place the same time they
predicted it would. Anyway. If Back To The Future has taught us
anything, it's to lower our expectations significantly for what the future
will be like. It will be MUCH more similar to the present than our
wildest dreams may imagine. GOOD I LIKE THAT. CHANGE SCARES
ME. Let's keep it simple. Future is more or less the same as
now. Wonderful. Only the last couple of times watching Back
To The Future have I appreciated that Michael J Fox is really short.
Most of my life I thought he was just an average guy. BETTER than
average maybe. Now I realize hey this guy is pretty short like me.
A little bit taller than me which isn't like me but more or less HE'S THE
HERO ROLE MODEL I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. So I've got that going for
me. HERE COMES COFFEE.
Great. The Mets have less than four hours to
make their move! Now's the time to panic! You wanna give up
everything you can to get something. PEOPLE LIKE IT WHEN THINGS
HAPPEN. Anyway making progress in The Call Of Duty II. Good
stuff. I'm pretty bad at grenades. I throw grenades all the
time! To little avail. Maybe it helps making the enemy run away
when I throw a grenade. That probably happens a fair amount of time.
Rarely do I get KILLS with the grenade, though. Hey pushing enemy
back with grenades is a great benefit to using grenades. NOW YOU
TELL ME. I could have been living my entire life throwing grenades
to push my enemies back. Lotta good that information does me NOW.
Also maybe they should work out a system where you can pick up a thrown
grenade and throw it yourself. Obviously you'd need to be quick about
but that sounds like fun. I demand royalties every time someone
picks up a thrown grenade from now on.
Anyway. Seventh paragraph! No it
isn't it's the sixth paragraph. Yeah that checks out I guess.
I GUESS. Also if you throw a grenade on top of a thrown grenade
they cancel each other out. That's just physics! I can't ask for
royalties on that because that's just how things work innately. What
else is going on. Do we still use grenades. Gotta imagine
someone still uses a grenade. The only way to stop a bad guy
with a grenade is a good guy with a grenade. That's the assumption
I've been living under. A good guy with a grenade. Child's
Play III. CHUCKY (a good guy doll) THROWS A GRENADE at some point in
the movie. Well I'm glad we covered that. You'd have been
confused if I didn't make that reference. Because it's right
there and me not saying it would be very odd!
Seventh paragraph-- for real! I was going back
and forth with a Fantasy Baseball team with a trade revolving around 2
players which was pretty close to getting done and now I see the guy
made a trade with another team with the player I was trying to get.
WHAT ASSHOLES. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO STUFF LIKE THIS.
Trades should either Benefit Me or BUST. I can't stand seeing
other people work together in a mutually beneficial situation. THAT
SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME is all I have on the mind. is it just me or
are all 30 baseball teams stupid. OH NO WE BETTER MAKE THE TRADE
THE CLOCK COULD STOP AT ANY TIME. You do realize this has been the
deadline all season long. WHY DID YOU PUT OFF YOUR TRADING TO
THE LAST MINUTE. You should have gotten this done way ahead of time if
you thought it was so important. You reap what you sow! Let this
be a lesson for next season. Get your deals done in MAY.
That sort of thing. What else is going on. HMM I
could watch another DVD!!!! next. What's a good movie to
watch. I have lots of good movies. I've got 100-200
DVDS!!!! and probably a solid 30% of them are good movies to
watch. Look they're almost ALL good movies and/or movies to watch.
But only 30% of them Are Good Movies & To Watch. That's still a
lot. Off the top of my head 30-60 Good Movies To Watch!
THAT'S RIGHT I'M ADEPT AT MATH. What else is going on. Also
let's be honest there's a lot of movies that aren't good OR movies to watch.
In a way that makes them more worthwhile to watch. They're SLEEPER
picks. They're THE UNDERDOG. I wanna watch an underdog DVD for
some reason maybe. I dunno what that means. Well, yeah, I
do. But YOU probably don't know what it means. But
trust me it makes sense to me at least!
Ninth paragraph! I didn't see this outcome of
MOST playoff bound teams making pretty big trades. I was okay with
Mets not making any big moves but this puts pressure on them! Not just
because fans are like HEY WE WANNA GET IN ON THE ACTION. But
because if their main playoff competition is improving they'd presumably
need to improve too for facing them. OH WELL. I think we
should get in on the action by STANDING PAT. That's just the kind of
out of the box move that no other teams are making that could work to our
favor. YEAH. What else is going on. Out of the
box. Think outside the bun. I CAN GET TACO BELL TODAY.
Hmm. I don't think I've ever gotten a Taco Bell Doordash order.
That's probably for the best. Oh well what can ya do.
Remember when the spokesperson for Taco Bell was a Chiwahaha. Also
I CAN'T WAIT to find out how to spell Chi Wawa. I'm gonna check
RIGHT NOW. CHIHUAHUA. Capitalizations On Or Off.
That's up TO YOU! Fascinating.
Last paragraph of the act! Wonderful.
What else is going on today. "US BASEBALL ROUTS ISRAEL IN OLYMPICS
OPENER." YES. SEE YOU IN HELL ISRAEL. WE'RE ON OUR WAY
TO THE TOP. THE 2021 OLYMPICS BASEBALL TOP. Also is this
olympics called 2021 or 2020. Off the top of my head I DON'T KNOW.
I'd say 70, 75% chance they call it 2021, 25, 29% chance they call it 2020,
and a very small chance they call it something else. THAT'S JUST
FOR LAUGHS I'm sure it's either 2020 or 2021. Then again AM I
REALLY SURE. Lemme lturq. STILL REFERRED TO AS 2020.
I KNEW I should have made that my first choice guess. PART of me knew
it at least. A SOLID 25, 30% PART OF ME. Wow that's a big
part. There's more of a part of me that knew it was 2020
olympics than the part of me that is not made up of water. YEAH.
I'll be back in a little bit.
Can't Help You
Hey! My parents are upset about this stuff with giving 100 dollars to
people to get vaccinated. Particularly my Mom. I agree that it's
not fair and I'm solidly in that camp that This Is Stupid And Sucks.
However there is a chance it helps more people get vaccinated which is good
for everyone so that's good! What they should do is pay people
retroactively who got the vaccine. Only fair way to do it! But
without that I'm AGAINST IT but still hopes we get some good out of it.
You heard it here first. MICHAEL IS AGAINST IT. UNLESS IT'S
RETROFITTED. THAT SORT OF THING. Also I say partly in jest
PEOPLE LIKE IT WHEN THINGS HAPPEN SO THAT'S WHY THE METS SHOULD MAKE A TRADE
but it's also partly because THAT'S GENUINELY HOW I FEEL PRACTICALLY
The best comedy comes from real life. Also,
apparently, the WORST comedy. So I've got all that covered is
the point. Maybe have Wide Al Fredo for lunch today. Roast
chicken for dinner. I can see myself, "Digging," both meals imminently
and I think as of now that order is the one most appealing to me.
IT'S HEALTHY BECAUSE SOME OF THE UNHEALTHYINESS OF IT DISSOLVES.
Presumably. I would guess. Anyway. Gonna take
shower for upcoming Act Break but no Walk Break at the same time. This
is the way today is, get on board or get off board. Wait a second
you can't get off board if you never got on board. Either Get On
Board or Stay Off Board. There that settles that once and for all.
Anyway. The fun part of big name players is
I'VE HEARD OF SOME OF THESE PEOPLE BEFORE. WOW! Someone I
heard of going to a team I've heard of? That's a match made in heaven!
Why are they making matches in heaven. Probably should have been done
on Earth before Heaven even enters the picture. Hmm. I know
the Mets are in contention for Post Season but if they decide to SELL at the
deadline they can trade ALL their players and potentially get back TWO
TIMES AS MANY PLAYERS. 52 players going into next year would BEAT
THE HELL out of every other team with only ~25 players (they each lost two
players to the Mets and got one in return). So that's something to
consider if you feel like trying to consider things that don't make sense.
In which case I don't envy you. But you made it this far which is
pretty good. Well done!
Penultimate paragraph of Act II! I kind of feel
like offering Vaccine-Reluctant People 100 dollars to get a vaccine might
make them LESS likely to get it. A HUNDRED DOLLARS? THERE'S
GOTTA BE A CATCH. THE CATCH IS I NEED TO TAKE THIS VACCINE AND THAT
MEANS IT MUST BE A BAD THING TO DO. THAT'S HOW CATCHES WORK. NO
THANK YOU. We have to keep in mind that people who haven't gotten
the vaccine are Already Dumb People so we can't count out them being Even
Dumber. Wonderful. Also the other way to go instead of
retroactively giving people hundred dollars for getting vaccine is instead
of giving people money for vaccine from now on, we just penalize people and
take away money of they continue to not get it. That way it's
motivation, it's fair, and we MAKE money instead of lose it. WOW
that sounds like a great solution If Only It Made More Sense.
Last paragraph of Act II! Should get shampoo
tomorrow. Then it's a question of whether it comes before or after my
standard time of shower. So I've got that going for me. How
finalized do you need to make a trade before the 4:00 PM Deadline. Is
there some sort of way they can track the time of Phone Conversations and
then one guy offers another guy a trade and at 3:59 54 seconds the other guy
is like OKAY YES LETS DO IT and that works. Or does it need to
be notarized and stuff. Because if you need to make it official one
way or another you might have to allow MINUTES or even TENS OF MINUTES to do
that. Which doesn't sound fair! Sure it's fair. Effects
every team the same way. Yeah but it's not fair TO ME.
Somehow. I forget why. The point is I'm gonna take a shower now.
Not A Big Fan Of These Titles
I'd like to eat something sweet. Eating Al Fredo dish is almost like
eating a Sweet Meal. Like your Breakfast Meal types. Alfredo
is white. White is creamy. Cream is sweet. It's not
sweet but it's SWEET ADJACENT. Anyway hey I get to have the rest of my
day be whatever I want it after this entry! The first part of my
day was whatever I wanted, too! I wanted to do the same thing as
yesterday. I like doing the same thing as yesterday everyday!
Pretty good routine to get into. Routines are fun. You don't
have to think too hard about them. And we all know thinking too hard
about things is NOT fun. I don't think I've ever Thought Hard about
something in my life. I think about things. Sometimes!
Either I'm thinking about it or I'm not. There's no Strength or Degree
involved in thinking. Except for time! Only exception that
proves this rule! Devoting more time to thinking about something makes
a difference. But within a time period Thinking Is At Only One
Possible Level. For me! Maybe you can think harder or softer
about something at will! I envy you!
Anyway. Got coffee #2 of the day going.
Delicious! Somewhat sweet. Again CREAM but also ARTIFICIAL
SWEETENER. That's the kicker! I don't like all these Trade
Deadline blockbusters. Look if you wanted to get this superstar at
the deadline MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SIGNED HIM IN THE LAST OFF SEASON.
That way you'd have him THE ENTIRE SEASON and also YOU LOSE NO PIECES WHICH
YOU'RE TRADING AWAY. Look do I KNOW that there's reasons that
doesn't always happen and trade deadline deals make more sense all the time?
YES but on the other hand YOU'RE THE IDIOT just sign them in the off season
YOU MORON. Why am I so angry at people who make more sense than me.
Jealousy, probably! What else is going on. The Mets better not
trade away ANY PROSPECT I'VE HEARD OF. That's a good dividing
line. If I've heard of them THEY'RE OFF LIMITS. Also by
Me Having Heard Of Them that includes people who if I read their name I'd be
like YEAH THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR. Not just people who I could
name off the top of my head. Like BRETT BEATY. Or Francisco
ALVAREZ. That sort of thing.
What else is going on. Then again if
they're trading for someone I've REALLY heard of at the major league level
that's in flux. Basically the way to measure a player's value is How
Much Have I Heard Of Them. I either meaning the standard Mets
fan OR ME in particular. What else is going on. Why is
there a trade deadline. Who is it really hurting if two teams wanna
make a trade in September. HMM that's an interesting point.
Sure it makes sense for teams to WANT to make a trade around the end of July
but why force them? Just have 24/7/365 Open Trading Period.
Some people need deadlines or else they'll never get things done.
Sure but some people DON'T. Why penalize them so that other
people have their dumb deadline. Doesn't seem fair! Can you
make trades in Post Season. That doesn't sound fair. Who
cares! It's fair because EVERY TEAM LIVES BY THE SAME RULES.
Anyway. I don't really believe that. But I
like saying things I don't believe. Keeps ya guessing!
What do I mean and what don't I mean. It's fun to wonder! What
else is going on. Watch some sort of DVD!!!!! after this
entry. Start watching it, at least. Well, watch the program
encoded digitally on the DVD. Watching the physical DVD itself would
get boring after a while. Hmm. Maybe some sort of HORROR
movie. I like those this decade for some reason no one is really sure
of. Don't have to think about What Are They About.
They're for Spookiness and Frights! I think I've made this point a few
months ago. We know what horror movies are for! And boy oh boy
do they USUALLY NOT DELIVER but they tried and its the effort that counts!
That's how I feel.
Last paragraph! I don't believe it. Yet all
the evidence is there! I can eat some tic tacs. That's a sweet
snack. Minty is sweet. Sort of! Minty is also kind of a
spice. Spice and sweet are in direction contradiction! What
about cinnamon. Exception that proves the rule! Also I
wouldn't be at all surprised to learn Minty is NOT kind of like a spice.
And I would be SOMEWHAT unsurprised to learn that Minty is INDEED a spice.
I would be surprised either way to learn I was right and not surprised to
learn I was wrong. That sort of thing. Wow. Hey the entry
is over. I'll be back tomorrow!
July 29, 2021
Today Is Similar To Yesterday
Hey! I woke up early today to get cigarettes for my mom. Mission
accomplished! She's got the cigarettes now! Someone might come
and take them but the odds of that are very low. No one knows
they're here. And no one will EVER know. I was alarmed to find out
Bob Odenkirk was feeling under the weather yesterday but I'm under the
impression he's doing well now. Great! I don't like how everyone
likes Bob Odenkirk. When I was a kid Mr. Show was my thing. Now
people like him for more mainstream reasons and I DON'T LIKE IT. I
kinda like it. Upon further introspection while thinking about him
last night I'm good with everyone liking him. Either way probably
a good thing he's alive and kicking. Dunno what he's kicking. It
might not be a good thing that he's kicking. Depends!
What else is going on. Got coffee going on.
And by going on I mean Brewing. Lots of different phases of Going
On that coffee can be in. Drinking WATER right now.
Interesting mix-em-up. Running low on soda and snapple and won't re-up
for another 24 hours. Water tastes pretty good! Been a while.
I get SUPER water. NYC tap water is the best in the world. PLUS
I got a water filter. PLUS presumably my mouth filters the water
better than other mouths. Mouths isn't a word. It's MITHES.
That's my impression. Either way I should be havin' that coffee in
roughly 1 or 2 paragraphs. Wonderful! Mets game is EARLY today.
We're talking THE MORNING. 12:10 PM. PREGAME STARTS IN THE
MORNING, THAT'S ACCURATE. Pregame is official start of game.
That's why it has the word, "GAME," in it. What else is going on.
Pregame isn't even a real word apparently.
TELL THAT TO COLLEGE STUDENTS. They're all about, "Pre-gaming."
Which means setting up the Nintendo Game Cube so they can Play Super Smash
Bros. That's my main best memory of college. Gotta
imagine that's universal. EVEN if it's 10% universal for my
specific generation HEY THAT's PRETTY UNIVERSAL. Also the
Universal Opening Credits Title Card? Very Pretty! Especially
the updated one as of the 1990's. Where it's a more ACCURATE and
AESTHETICALLY PLEASING Earth rotating. I can't get enough of that!
I wonder if I zoom in on the Universal Logo if I can see my house.
My house is on Earth. I HOPE so. I've been living my
entire life with that presumption. If that's wrong I don't even wanna
think of the negative implications. What about the positive
implications. Sure I'll think of the positive implications.
No harm no foul there!
My parents like to tell a story of when I was a kid in preschool
(WHICH IS RECOGNIZED AS A WORD) someone asked me where I was from or
where I lived, I forget, and my answer was EARTH. Good stuff.
AND ACCURATE. I think I can vaguely recollect my mindset, could be a
false memory, but either way I think my thought process was YOU KNOW
WHERE I LIVE. MORE OR LESS AROUND THE SAME PLACE AS YOU. C'MON.
MIGHT AS WELL JUST GIVE YOU THE MACRO ANSWER. Anyway. Got
some GUM from cigarette purchase. Which is great! I finished my
gum last night. I don't get more gum until Friday... OR SO I
THOUGHT. Just got some gum today! Also I got to do a
Mix-em-up with Brand of Gum. YEAH. Gonna finish Salmon
for lunch. Dinner is anyone's guess! Go ahead and guess.
You might be right! Specifically if you guess All The Guesses You
Can Think Of. I never said you were limited to one guess! Go
ahead and make all your guesses I LIKE YOUR ODDS.
Gonna get coffee after this paragraph. There
were a few levels in Call Of Duty II where I controlled A Tank and had to
shoot other Tanks AND I DON'T LIKE TANK LEVELS. Too impersonal.
I wanna shoot PEOPLE not VEHICLES. And I wanna RUN AROUND AND JUMP not
ride in a vehicle. And I wanna shot GUNS not artillery rounds.
Also I WANNA CROUCH. No crouching with tanks. I TRIED.
OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I didn't really try crouching over and over
again. HOWEVER I really did try Getting Out Of The Tank and seeing if
I could do the mission just on foot with a regular gun. They wouldn't
let me! Which is accurate, I would never be able to destroy tanks with
a regular gun. But it couldn't hurt TO TRY. Unless I get
killed. Which seems like the most likely outcome. They have
tanks all over the place!
Anyway here comes coffee. Now coffee is in
another phase of being coffee! Me drinking it! Anyway. I
happened to be browsing TV Guide last night and there was some History
program on PBS and I was like HOLY SHIT THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHAT
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. I wanna watch shows like this all the time!
It was like a thing about WAS KING ARHTUR BASED ON SOMETHING and they
were doing Dig-Em-Ups and seeing fossils from 1500 years ago and making
calculations of what life was like then and all that stuff. Like,
SERIOUS history programs. Not Dumb ones. I'd watch these!
Also KING ARTHUR TELL ME ABOUT IT. I dunno about it! It's
a MYTH is it based on REAL. Gotta imagine there's Streamers somewhere
with Serious History Programs. YEAH. If only I could get
it out of my imagination and into the real world. Then we'd be
talking! I'm talking anyway. Yeah But You're Not.
You will be then, though! Yep checks out.
What else is going on. Ate some GRAHAM
CRACKER for breakfast today. I enjoyed it. It made my Taste
Receptors feel good for a while. Seventh paragraph! Hey great
just great. The Mets already won enough games to satisfy me in their
current five game series. Today is the rubber game! They're 2-2.
They can lose and THEY'RE STILL WINNERS. But man oh man if they win
they're some kind of SUPER WINNERS. I hope The Mets make a trade
deadline deal where they get something GREAT and give up something(s?) LESS
GREAT. That's good strategy IMO. Make trades where overall you
come out on top. I BELONG IN FRONT OFFICES. ANSWERING THE
PHONES. THAT'S ALL I'm QUALIFIED FOR. NOT REALLY QUALIFIED FOR
THAT EITHER. I can't have a phone answering job. I don't
like OR EXCEL at talking to and/or from people. Maybe I can have a job
working with EXCEL. I'm not great at that either. I
forget the point I was trying to make.
Yeah! If I were a baseball player and I hit the
ball, I'd run directly from home plate to second base. If you wanna
get a double, why run all the way to first. Quickest way from point to
point is a straight line! I feel like this should be obvious.
Yeah. Or just stay where you are. Count to ten. Then
it's a homerun. Sure you have to count to ten but there's no rule that
says you can't count as quickly as you possibly can. Don't need to do
a ONE MISSISSIPPI... Just rattle off ONE TWO THREE FOUR...
again this is good stuff I don't belong in front offices I belong in The
Manager's Chair. Gotta imagine Manager gets a special chair in the
dugout. That's how people know he's the manager. Hey I only
need to write 2 more paragraphs. Then this act is over AND the entry
is half over.
Wonderful. I was taking a walk a few days ago and
some kids were smoking marijuana right out on the sidewalk and as I was
passing by and JUST ALMOST COMPLETELY PAST THEM it LOOKED like one guy was
offering me the joint. It was hard to tell. Coulda been me,
coulda been a guy standing right next to me. But either way I
instinctively nodded my head SIDEWAYS (which means no) and kept walking
without really slowing down. MIGHT have said something like no
thanks. Either way YES I like marijuana potentially but PRIVATELY.
I can't enjoy a high being around other people. I DON'T LIKE being
around other people. This'll just make it worse! Also I didn't
have time to really think about it. Maybe if I came back from the
future 10 minutes before this happened and warned myself this would happen
I'd have time to think about if I should take a hit. I didn't, though.
Seems like a pretty big oversight. Shuolda went back in time after
this happened to warn myself. Oh well live and learn.
What else is going on. Last paragraph. AT
LEAST warn myself to look more carefully to see if guy is even offering me
the joint or if he's offering it to his friend. I NEED CLOSURE on
whether it was offered to me in the first place! Anyway what else
is going on. Are baseball players allowed to drink Gatorade during
games. Or is that too much of a performance enhancing substance.
Along the same lines can they eat Wheaties the morning of games. I
forget what's going on. What else is going on. Closing in on the
end of July. And the beginning of August. WOW AUGUST.
I got nothing against August. Pretty solid month! It makes me
think of Going To College, specifically dorming. Exciting! Get
to go back to Dorming at the end of August and see all your friends.
Or make all new friends! Or be by yourself but all in all that's
pretty exciting, too! I'd rather be by myself dorming and going to
college than a lot of other permutations of how life can be. Yeah.
I'll be back soon.
You're Going To Have To Speak Up
Hey! I have no reserves of Shampoo. I have to go several days
without shampoo! Presumably my Mom has Lady's Shampoo but I'd rather
go with no shampoo. HEY my DAD is a guy, he probably uses MAN
SHAMPOO. Maybe he's got a bonus shampoo I can use. I
dunno then I'll smell like My Dad's hair. I don't know what my
Dad's hair smells like. Or more accurately I probably know what my
Dad's hair smells like but I think that's just what everything smells like.
Am I saying the base thing I smell all the time in the house is My Dad's
Shampooed Hair. Yes that's what I'm saying. It's not
ACCURATE but it is in fact what I've been saying lo these past several
sentences. HMM this is a good opportunity to pick my own shampoo.
I've always left that to my Mom. But now I can pick a Shampoo Flavor I
REALLY LIKE. WOW.
There's gotta be a dozen different scents you can
get. WHAT DO I WANT. Hmm. Is there Mint Shampoo.
I'd go with some Mint Flavored Hair. Also I assume we can eat SOME
of the shampoo. Not an entire bottle at once. Not even a single
gulp at once. Just a dot of shampoo. A morsel! Just enough
to get the main jist of it. Gonna take a nice Break Between Walks
right now. Mostly because that's how it all shook out but also it's
nice because I get to watch Metropolitan Game more. Thinking about
PIZZA tonight. That could easily have been one of your top half
dozen guesses. I would have guessed it! I DID guess it.
I never said it out loud but in the back of my mind I thought I
BET PIZZA IS A GOOD GUESS. I wasn't actually THINKING hmm would I
like pizza or not. Let's figure this one out. I was actually
accurately literally thinking hmm IF I WERE A GUESSING MAN... (Pizza
would be a good Guess). What an idiot.
Yeah! I am a Guessing Man.
Apparently! Also I dunno if I've made clear how likely Pizza already
is at this point. I already brought up to my Dad think I'd be
interested in Centre Pizza for tonight. And pizza is the general
way to go in that case. So yes it's VERY MUCH in the cards. I
was very happy with eating pizza facing East, I already told you a few days
ago. That's ACCURATELY DESCRIBED as either the main or at worst second
main reason in my head I might want pizza. Hmm I know it works well
with facing East so that's a very big plus in the Check Mark Column for
Pizza. Also apparently I gotta get this Grading Rubric for
deciding Meals worked out. Plusses? Check Marks?
COLUMNS??? I need to work out the kinks of this entire exercise!
Hey great The Mets game starts in 10 or 15 minutes. I MAY have this
Act done by then. I don't wanna rush it, though! What am I
talking about. Of course I want to rush it. The entire driving
force of getting entries done is I Want This To Be Over As Soon As Possible.
Yeah! The Mets have home field advantage
today. That only happens every other game. On average! I
think it's kind of odd that Stadiums are entirely different dimensions.
Are there other sports where that happens. I don't think so! I
can't think of one off the top of my head! Sure it's GREAT because
it adds to the fun. I LIKE it. I think other sports should
do it, too. That'd be GREAT and add to the fun of OTHER SPORTS.
But they have to pay both me and Major League Baseball royalties every time
they use a distinct stadium schematics for the original idea. 50% me,
50% Major League Baseball. It works out in their favor in the end
because of all the new fans watching Basketball now. Also if in
basketball you shoot a basket in the other team's net DO THEY GET POINTS?
I didn't mean that as a serious question because No Of Course Not but
now that I think about it I DUNNO IT KIND OF MAKES SENSE. I
highly doubt its the case but I can think of REAL reasons why it SHOULD be.
Oh well what can ya do.
Last paragraph of Act II! Pizza is good for you
because of the cheese. Milk! Cows are good for you. Also I
don't know what those sentences accomplish at all. HMM gotta
make sure I remember to add GUM to Super market delivery order.
I think I got everything else I need. Just gotta add gum. I
could do it now but I dunno I feel like I have better things to do.
I gotta have it done by SIX PM. That's the cutoff Date! Which
isn't a date! It's a time! But the rest of the premise is
accurate! Unless if it's FIVE PM. Then the entire premise
of what I said is inaccurate! Wonderful. The Yankees made a
pretty big trade! I don't care that much! I root against the
Yankees and I dunno if this trade is good for them or not! Either way
I wish them The Worst Of Luck with all their endeavors. Hey I'll be
back in a little bit.
I Have A Good Idea
Hey! Got coffee going. Delicious! Maybe I just like coffee
more lately for general reasons, or maybe I like it more lately because I've
figured out a new Proportion Formula when making it. They say you
should have same amount of cups of water and cups of coffee grounds.
I'm putting in SEVEN cups of water and EIGHT cups of Coffee Ground.
You don't mess with success! And it's been a success. Also in
all honesty, and why would I lie about this anyway, most cups of coffee
ground are OVERFLOWING a bit. I use the plastic cup scoop but I like
gettin' it where there's coffee grounds LOADED into the cup more than just
100%. YEAH. The point is you can work this into your
coffee routine and maybe you'll like it better. Maybe you won't.
I'm not here to tell you what and whatnot to like.
Yeah! Took a shower between acts II and III but
no walk. That's how that goes. I think maybe the reason I'm
losing weight at a slightly faster clip than I was years ago is because I
underestimated the amount of calories of milk in iced coffees. They
say it's 50 calories per large iced coffee or so. I've seen them pour
the milk in. It's so much! Upon further introspection I might be
getting 200 calories of milk per large iced coffee. And I was getting
two a day! Maybe even three! I don't remember! So that
adds up QUICK. Anyway wonderful. I haven't had a good
iced coffee in Oh I Don't Know OVER SIXTEEN MONTHS. Got the
Room Temperature Iced Coffee from Super market delivery but that was
a complete bust. Oh well what can ya do. Maybe they sell
Iced Coffee at Wilco concert. Gotta imagine Wilco would DEMAND they
do. I don't have to imagine that. And neither do you.
Cool. Asked Dad about shampoo and he has special
old people &/v gray hair shampoo. So I figure I'll just go without
shampoo for a few days. Should be here on Saturday or Sunday. I
can LIVE with that. I've gone through periods of life where I didn't
bathe for weeks if not months. YEAH. Probably. I
can't recall DEFINITELY going through those periods of life but I feel like
there were some years there when I wasn't doing anything at all and probably
went long streaks without bathing and/or bathing my hair. What else is
going on. Finished watching the DVD!!!! of Back To The
Future yesterday. Is watching Them Other Back To The Futures in the
cards? YES. Absolutely! Presumably in chronological order.
Figuring out Plotwise Chronological order for Back To The Futures has got to
be a headache and a half. Not that hard. I'd say for the
most part you go III, I, II. Obviously there's back and forth (on
account of time traveling) but that's my instinct off the top of my head.
Also YES I know in real life watching the movies they won't make sense that
way. ...OR WILL THEY?!?! We've never even
tried! Maybe that works out well! I JUST DISCOVERED AN EASTER
EGG GET ON BOARD WITH IT.
YEAH! Hey the end of the entry is very much
within reach. Supposed to be T-storming later today. T is
short for Thunder. I don't know why I said T-Storm either.
Either way next walk should be 100% fine, then hopefully I'm able to take
other walks I WANNA take WHEN I WANNA take 'em. We'll have to wait
and see. Presumably. What else is going on. For most
of the last 30 hours I've been confusing Joey Gallo with Joey
Votto. Because I thought they were the same person from the start.
Now I realize they're different people and I dunno! Joey Votto would
be a better pick up for NOW but Joey Gallo is better LONG TERM.
Probably. I MIGHT STILL BE CONFUSING THEM. Either that or
I don't know either of them well enough separately either. As far
as I know they play baseball and I hope that works out for them.
Last paragraph! I had good results also with
Degree of Cookedness with pizza last week. Left it out for a couple of
hours after it got here, then ate it like that. No fridge, no oven, no
microwave. I'll do it again today it looks like! HMM do I
want to mix up TOPPING. I dunno I've had good success with
GARLIC. These are the important issues of the day. Hey
the Braves have hit 2 homeruns since 2 paragraphs ago. Wow they're
homering at a 1 homerun per paragraph rate! Gotta wonder if they
can keep that up all season. Anyway I get to take a walk break
soon and maybe in that half hour the Mets make up some ground themselves.
Maybe they can be homeruning at a 2 homerun per walk break. Me
walking. Not a baseball base on balls. That sort of thing.
Hey I'll be back tomorrow.
July 28, 2021
The Point Is What Else Is Going On
Hello friends. It's a new day. Today is a Five Walker.
That's just the way things go! It's not good, it's not bad. It
just is. Kinda bad. On the other hand kinda good.
Also on some other person's hands Kinda Just ISN'T. I'm not
100% sure This Is. Huh. I made coffee but I'm gonna write
two paragraphs before going to get it. One reason is it may not be
ready yet. Another reason is I want this coffee to last me all Act!
The later into the Act I start it the more likely that will be the case.
I DUNNO I'm risking NOT FINISHING IT by the end of the Act. That's
just a risk I have to take. I don't have to take it. Sure
I do. I AM taking it. Therefore I Have To Take It. That's
just Physics. Philosophy Physics. Stuff like that! Made
more progress into BACK TO THE FUTURE. I like the part where he
goes Back To The Future. I dunno most of the movie is him going
Forward To The Past. Most of the FRANCHISE.
What else is going on. I like these movies a lot
more before I started thinking about how none of it makes sense. I
don't like things that don't make sense. They JUST AREN'T.
I can't enjoy something That Cannot Be. Even if I wanted to!
What else is going on. I feel like most likely, next time I check
my weight I will be the lowest weight I've been in roughly six to eight
years. Only several pounds overweight! I don't believe it.
I feel like so far I've lost the most weight in my legs. Below the
knee. Which makes sense because of all the walking. Walking
exercises The Leg Muscles. Below the knee. Anyway I got Some
Sweet Gams. Are gams more the Calf and or Thigh area.
Either way I've got some sweet legs below the knee. Which is great!
I'm happy about it. BETTER WRITE A THIRD PARAGRAPH BEFORE COFFEE.
I guess. Got some sweet knees. I find
knees to be the most erotic part of the body. Underneath the knee
maybe. Knees themselves are gross but man the opposite side of the
knee that's also a strangely appealing weird part of the body. And
Strangely Appealing Weird Things Is Sexy. I dunno I'm gonna have to
look into that one. Can we make armpit farts but with backside of
knee. Hmm. ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!. LMLTURQ.
I dunno I have pants on. That'd make it harder. I need a
Bare underneath the knee to really try. I can LTURQ ON THE
INTERNET. I don't wanna put the word fart into Google.
Then for the rest of my life I'm gonna be getting suggestions with the word
fart in it. And I never wanna see that word again. Hey here
Hey I got coffee. Great! What do I have in
store for today. Maybe some video games. Or more accurately,
Video Game. Call of Duty II! HEY I JUST FINISHED A MISSION.
A SUPRA mission not a SUB mission. Submission. WORDS!
Anyway I think there's six Super Missions and this was the 2nd. I
think! I could be wrong. Who cares. I don't mind being
wrong here. Nobody cares. Anyway that was RUSSIAN. I think
now I am British OR MAYBE EVEN AMERICAN. American? I LOVE to
be American in War Games. Not just because I root for America
generally in wars but because WE Got The Greatest Weapons. Presumably.
I haven't been America yet in this game! WOW WHOLE NEW SET OF
WEAPONS. I wonder if Americans have PISTOLS. Russians and
British didn't! Let's move on with my lives. I WILL be
moving on with my lives-- in the direction of playing video games as America
War Machine! THIS IS MY LIFE NOW better get used to it.
Anyway. Halfway into 4 or 6 movies.
Gotta imagine I'll make progress with 1 or 2 of them today. METS game
tonight. Gotta imagine there's a 50% chance the Mets aren't getting
blown out so I'd be interested in watching it for the most part.
Wonderful. How's OLYMPICS going. I saw South Korea I believe has
a system where they have compulsory military service in general but if
someone wins a gold medal in Olympics they're exempt. THAT'S WHAT I
LIKE TO SEE. That's just a step or two removed from WIN GOLD MEDAL
OR DIE!!! Which I feel would make Olympics a lot more interesting
to watch. Also I think they should be called Winning Gold METALS.
Gold is a metal. Medal is made out of gold! Gold may not be a
metal. Better LTURQ! Damnit I'm wearing pants I can't
look it up now. Just kidding. I'll LTURQ for real!
GOLD IS A METAL.
Fascinating. Nobody cares! I don't even care.
Except for how it justifies my theory that we should be calling it winning
Gold Metals. What else is going on. Had Frenched toast last
night! Gonna have Burger and Calamari today, presumably in that order.
With space in between. If I was having them at once probably would
have calamari first. Calamari is appetizer while burger is more of a
main dish. Hmm. Maybe put calamari on top of burger.
Maybe put burger on top of calamari! That sounds like an interesting
way to go. Oh well no way of knowing. I forget what I'm talking
about. What else is going on. Sixth paragraph! Solidly
into the second half of Act I now! I get annoyed too much watching
baseball. I literally have the thought process every other at bat, if
a Met swings and misses or takes a strike or something WHAT ARE YOU
STUPID JUST DO THE RIGHT THING. YOU MAKE A LOT OF MONEY TO PLAY
BASEBALL AND YOU'RE RELATIVELY ONE OF THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND YOU CAN'T
SWING AT A STRIKE? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF A MORON.
I get frustrated easily! And I take it out on
the people I'm rooting for In My Mind. It's not just oh well that
sucks here comes the next batter. I get ANGRY. And not at
the opposition for doing good. At the team I'm rooting for for not
doing better! Oh well that's Sports for ya. I don't like
it when Mets face division rivals in series. Too much at stake!
I can't handle all the stress! I like games where t he Mets can lose
and the division rival can also lose in their separate game. Much less
stakes! We can lose all we want and we're STILL IN THE SAME PLACE in
the standings! Then again, playing division rival, if we WIN it's
guaranteed our division rival loses. WHO CARES. I wanna
safeguard US LOSING. Winning is a pipe dream at this moment let's just
try to make sure we get the least consequences of losing.
Anyway. Eighth paragraph. I don't believe
it! I'm gonna be out of gum tomorrow. I don't re-up with gum
until Friday (which IS LATER than tomorrow). I dunno what to do! I can
go into store and get a single pack of gum which will last me. But I'd
have to use MONEY to get it. And I wanna save the money I have in case
I reach a point I want to be alcohol secretly and don't wanna use my credit
card because that would give away the secret. Right now I have no
desire to do that but Hey Gotta Plan Ahead. Either way how much can a
pack of gum cost. I'd guess ONE TO THREE AND A HALF DOLLARS.
Better LTURQ. Internet says it can cost about 1 to 2 dollars per
pack. WOW WHAT A DEAL! I dunno. What else is
going on. I could buy a single shot serving of alcohol with that
money. I think! I forget! If my memory serves me correctly
single shot bottles of alcohol are 99 cents to 4 dollars. Oh well
what can ya do.
What else is going on. I might have calamari
cold. The last few times I've considered doing that! And I feel
I've talked about this on website at least once of the last few times!
I dunno. Microwave maybe. Oven is obvious because my first
instinct if Calamari should be crispy because it's fried and fried should be
crispy. But I dunno! Cold is good. Microwaved is good I
think, too! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE. No we won't.
We have to Wait and DECIDE. I can't just passively wait and the way I have
calamari will be revealed to me in the natural process of things. I
HAVE TO DO DECIDE. DAMNIT. Also I have to decide how much
to estimate calamari calories. My instinct today is each piece is
Oh I Don't Know EIGHTEEN OR NINETEEN CALORIES. I forget what I'm
basing this on. Probably nothing!
Last paragraph of Act I! I don't know how I did
it so quickly. Partially because I said nothing and also partially
because I said nothing FAST. Anyway. Been watching Friday
The Thirteenths in order here and there as the appear on Live Television.
Each movie gets gradually more supernatural. First one I don't think
was super natural at all. Then the next one it's not clear whether
it's supernatural or not. The third one has the same ambiguity as the
second one but at this point even if Jason is Alive Regularly it's
unrealistically impossible to stop him. He can survive too many
things. And my impression is each movie he gets gradually more
invincible until they reach the point that I always associated with
the franchise which is just that he's a supernatural mostly undead killing
machine with no thought process or remorse and ultimately no way to stop
him. YEAH. Also that's it for now. I'll be back!
So I've Got That Going For Me
Hey! Got coffee going on. Gonna take a shower between upcoming
Acts but NOT A WALK. That's where I draw the line. What line.
The one I'm Drawing somewhere. I don't like watching nudity from
1970's and 1980's movies. THAT COULD BE MY MOM. Agewise.
In history. HOWEVER nudity looks different then. Either because
womens' bodies were different or there were different standards when casting
women for nudity roles. And in THAT respect I'm on board. I like
seeing unique nudiness! Variety is the spice of life. I've talked
about this before. I'll talk about it again! It comes up
roughly two or three times a week. Big part of my life all things
considered. The point is I think Historically AND CURRENTLY Hollywood
and/or Pornogrpahywood casts certain body types so we think all women look
like that. And then we see a LIVE naked woman and are like HEY I
HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BEFORE. I'm basing this on personal experience
presumably one would imagine!
What else is going on. I've got a big decision to make.
What kind of side will I eat with Bison Burger. And how much of
what kind of side. And WHEN to eat it in the meal. Right now I
think it'd be an interesting mix em up to have Chocolate Chip Cookie with
it. Just one! And AT BEGINNING OF MEAL COMPLETELY. Eat the
cookie, get that out of the way, and then be like ok now the entire
burger. Feels like a fun way to go. I DUNNO USUALLY A
WANT A SALTY CRUNCH SNACK WITH BURGER. I could have CHIPS of one
sort of another. I dunno about that. I wouldn't be having
enough to justify them. I could have 4-8 chips DEPENDING ON THE
CHIP and what's the point. I'm just getting myself started with
that amount of chips. And with no payoff! I TALK ABOUT THIS A
LOT. Comes up 2 or 3 times a week! This is the life I chose.
Anyway. Been takin' some nice showers lately.
The one part of shower I don't like is Getting Into Shower. I already
start water before I get in. I don't wanna Get In, start water, and
it's TOO COLD for TEN SECONDS. No, I start shower, get it warm, wait
15 seconds, then get in! TOO WARM AT FIRST. The heat I
want ultimately is TOO HOT for the first 4 seconds getting into it.
Then I get acclimated. But anyway that's the worst part. THIS
IS GONNA STING A LITTLE BIT BUT IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST. And it IS
all for the best. Because after The Sting I get used to it and that's
a huge rush. THE WORST IS OVER WITH NOW IT'S ALL UPHILL.
I get a great feeling once I acclimate to shower water temperature!
Gotta look at the bright side of things. That doesn't sound right.
Could be bad for your eyes. You don't wanna look directly into too
bright light. Gotta look at the dark dull side of things. That
Anyway. I feel like 80% of this entry has
been done before. And 80% of that Shouldn't Have Been Done In The
First Place. So what percent of things HAVEN'T been done before
and/or HAVE been done before but ARE WORTH WHILE. What's 4/5ths of
4/5ths. 64%! THAT MEANS 36% is either NEW or at least OLD BUT
WORTHWHILE. Hey that's over 1/3rd! WOW THAT'S A LOT OF
THINGS. What's going on again. I forget. 36%.
That's a lot! No doubtin' that. I forget what its a reference to
but 36% is definitely a good amount. Also OLD BUT WORTHWHILE
ISN'T A GOOD THING. We're still at 20% worthwhile.
WAIT A SECOND there's also the category of New But Not Worthwhile.
DAMNIT. We're really getting down to Not A Lot Of This Is
Worthwhile. DAMNIT. Hey this paragraph is almost over.
Yeah! I finished my coffee #2. DAMNIT.
I enjoy my coffees each day but somehow I rarely get to a point where I
finish coffee too soon and wish I had more. We're there today! I
wouldn't mind drinking more coffee! OH WELL THERE'S ALWAYS
TOMORROW. There's USUALLY Tomorrow. If there's No Tomorrow
then we've got bigger problems than me and my coffee. We've got
bigger problems than me and my coffee even if there is tomorrow.
SLIGHTLY bigger problems! Half a dozen of them at least! Oh
well gotta take one thing at a time. Right now the priority is me
and my coffee. No it isn't. Nothin' there! I don't have
more. I'd like more but that's it. No more. Just gotta
live with this. Fine, great. I don't know what's going on.
I'll be back later.
I Don't Know What I'm Doing
Hey you idiots I didn't get to shampoo my hair today. Shampoo was all
used up. I didn't see that coming! Yesterday I had all the
shampoo in the world. Today suddenly NOTHING? And
midshower it's too late to go and find a new bottle of shampoo. There
wasn't any in the room at all! I checked afterward! You could
easily make an argument that if I had to go into a drawer or cabinet in the
bathroom to get a new shampoo I could do that midshower. But I didn't.
And then it turns out I didn't have it anyway. So my decision to not
leave the shower looks appropriate. The point is I'm pretty sure I got
shampoo somewhere and I'll have to figure that out before Tomorrow Shower.
For today though my hair smells bad or something? Shampoo
is for smell, right. That's my impression. I PUT ON EXTRA
SOAP TO MAKE UP FOR IT. True story! I figured if my hair
will smell bad then at least my body can smell SLIGHTLY FRACTIONALLY better.
Wonderful. What the Hell. At this point I
could fit in six walks but why bother. Five is the way to go today!
Also what else is going on. I think Jason Voorhees is too similar to
Michael Myers. And also the premise of the movies are too similar.
HALLOWEEN THAT'S A SPOOKY DAY. FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH THAT'S A SPOOKY
DAY. And also they're similar like I said. Wear masks!
Unstoppable killing machines! Both were treated badly as kids and
that's why they hate teenagers or something. Neither of them talk at
all! If I had to choose one, hmm. Am I choosing which one I'd be
more likely to Survive? That'd be my main criteria if I was in the
same universe as one of them. I'd want one that is less likely to
ultimately kill me. Hmm. Michael Myers. I feel like
Jason is better at finding people's hiding spaces and stuff. I feel
like I could hide from Michael Myers. Then again I think it's
easier to OUTRUN Jason as opposed to Michael Myers. So do I wanna
RUN or HIDE. That's what it comes down to. I think I wanna
RUN. Hiding is a hassle. How long do I have to stay hidden?
Gets frustrating after a while.
What else is going on. Then again there's
also the question of which one is easier for ME TO CONTROL and have them
kill My Enemies. I don't have many enemies. And even if I
did, in real life, I don't think killing people is the answer! That's
my impression. What else is going on. HMM also would I rather
it be Halloween OR A Friday The Thirteenth. EASY Halloween!
Halloween is a fun day. I might have to deal with Michael Myers 2 or 3
hours out of the day, but the rest of the day is a blast and a half!
Lots of fun stuff you can do on Halloween. Friday The 13th? More
or less just a regular day most of the time. So that's another
thing to consider. WAIT A SECOND Friday the 13th is
ALWAYS A FRIDAY. And Friday has gotta be the best day of the week.
MAYBE 2nd best but I think you could definitely make a case for Friday.
EVEN IF (ESPECIALLY IF???) you're working on Friday. It's a half
work day but it's also half NO MORE WORK day. THEN AGAIN it's a 1/7
chance Halloween IS ALSO A FRIDAY. Which would be the dream
best-case scenario. What's going on again.
Penultimate paragraph! Any benefit or
detriment for it being the 13th. Hmm. Solidly in the middle
of the month. Can't think of why that would be good or bad.
Is the 13th of any month a special day. I can't think of anything off
the top of my head. My birthday is a 12th. If it was a 13th then
Friday The 13th has a 1/12 chance of being my birthday!!! But my
birthday is the 12th. So that's not really a consideration. What
else is going on. Should really look at a calendar to confirm that
there's no holidays that always fall on the 13th of some month.
LMLTURQ. HMM not seeing anything immediately. I don't
know why I looked that up. It doesn't matter to anyone. Except
for me. I needed closure on this whole issue! It's reasonable to
assume that no one else cares.
Last paragraph! I don't believe it.
JANUARY 13TH IS STEPHEN FOSTER MEMORIAL DAY. OFFICIALLY. IN THE
UNITED STATES. One day I hope to figure out who Stephen Foster is.
Hopefully on a January The Thirteenth. Seems like the most appropriate
day to find that out. HE WROTE CAMPTOWN RACES AMONG OTHER THINGS.
Good. I don't know why we have to observe him every year.
Camptown races is a memorable tune but I think all in all we could do
without it. Probably responsible for as much Evil as it is Good.
Huh. HEY THIS IS MEMORABLE. That famous Honey Mooners
episode with the trivia question about Who Wrote This Song IT WAS STEPHEN
FOSTER IN REALITY. Is that a famous Honey Mooners episode.
I know about it for some reason. Maybe you don't know ANY
Honey Mooners episode. And if you do, surely at least you're wondering
why I'm making Honey Mooners two words. YEAH. Anyway I'll
be back tomorrow.
July 27, 2021
No Sense In Letting All This Go To Waste
Hello friends. Another entry starting with, "H." This is
the hard hitting topics people wanna read about. All in all I think
H isn't a great letter. Too pompous. Just look at it.
H is kind of full of itself. Well that's a Rorschach Test For
Ya. Hey today is a new day. I've set myself up for another
six walk day. Not sure why. Because I'm dumb! Five walks
is more than enough. Then again I get to do different stuff on walk
than I would not on walk. Like listening to The Latest Music.
I'm all up to date on that! Anyway the Mets split a double header
yesterday and I was very excited about that. They're in first, all
they need to do is run out the clock. There's sixty games left.
EXACTLY that's the EXACT NUMBER OF CLOCKS. See now whose dumb.
Sixty is Clock's favorite number. Then 12. Then MAYBE 24.
You heard it here first.
Maybe a THIRTY. People like
HALVING things why should clocks be any different. Still have my Cable
Box Clock covered. Every now and then I consider what my life might be
like if the clock was visible. I dunno! Hard to imagine such a
wildly different parallel universe. I can imagine some benefits, sure.
But overall I feel like I'm doing the right thing. HEY the Chipotle
they gave me yesterday I wasn't happy with. Way too much meat.
We're talking legitimately best guess is four times as much Barbacoa as
they're supposed to. And I saved about half of it. So I still
ate double of what it should be. MATH IS AFOOT WONDERFUL.
Also all that barbacoa made it abundantly clear to me for the first time
this is like 80% Fat. I thought shredded beef was healthy.
But not when it's essentially Shredded Beef Fat. Also presumably
not when it's just shredded beef. Either way that's life for ya.
I can make A SANDWICH out of the barbacoa I left over.
I don't wanna make a sandwich. I ALREADY ATE THAT SANDWICH FILLING
YESTERDAY. Either way I get to have something NEW for dinner
tonight. Totally not something I've eaten before! Well I ate the
same THING before but not the EXACT same thing. That's already been
eaten and digested and pissed and pooed out. Presumably now it lives
in the sewer. Also how come they never addressed how fucking filthy
the Ninja Turtles must have been. They must have been covered on
liquid shit 24/7. Same joke with BANE from Batman. Or PENGUIN
from Batman. Hmm lots of people live in sewers. That's
because Fiction hasn't properly told them how Shitty They'd Be All The Time.
Turtles like filth. That's the message I get out
of this. Shittiness not withstanding (or IS IT with standing?) I'd
live in a sewer. Seems like fun. Yep. Tried some
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas last night. I don't like this game.
Too violent. You just walk around and kill people for no reason.
That's the Base Level of what you do in the game. Well probably
steal people's cars is More Base. I dunno. I think it's odd
that you successfully steal the car in the middle of the street all the time
(or 99% of the time maybe). Gotta imagine in real life 2 out of 5
times the person in the car successfully shakes you off and drives away.
This game is giving people FALSE EXPECTATIONS of how successful they'd be
stealing cars from the street. Also what kind of consequences there
may or may not be for killing people all the time for no reason.
Hey what else is going on. Pour my coffee after
this paragraph. I don't know why I'm not doing it now. Don't
feel like getting up! I like how if you commit a crime in view of a
police officer then suddenly the police are on you for 90 seconds and then
if they don't get you for 90 seconds they give up and the police aren't on
you anymore. If only that was real life. Commit a crime.
Run away for a minute and a half! Police are like oh well we tried
lets move on with our lives. I dunno. That doesn't help me!
I don't WANT to commit any crimes that might lead to that situation.
Hmm. Gotta be SOME crime I'd commit if I knew I could get away with
it. Hmm. Can't think of a violent crime. This
is a good think-em-up. What's the worst crime I would do if I could
definitely get away with it. I don't know! Only crimes I
can think of is consumption of illegal substances maybe if I felt like it.
I dunno. Oh Right Coffee. Okay hey
about this. Steal money from a source that doesn't need it/won't miss
it/doesn't deserve it. I like money! I'd take some money if it
doesn't hurt anyone! Alright then it's settled. I'll
steal money and get away wit hit. What do you mean this was
hypothetical. That sounds like a lie. YOU PROMISED I COULD
COMMIT A CRIME. Anyway hey sixth paragraph. The Mets are
playing a game tonight. You heard it here first. Salmon
was okay last night. I didn't hate it! Today I got Chipotle for
lunch. Wonder if they gave me way too much bonus Steak. Probably
not. I can imagine in my mind's eye the burrito bowl and I imagine the
appropriate amount of steak. Not sure what that accomplishes.
Anyway. Off the top of my head maybe a Sweet
Breakfast Meal for dinner. We're talkin PANCAKES. We're talkin
FRENCHED TOAST. We're talkin' BELGIAN WAFFLE. Sweet.
It's healthy because it's delicious. Am I the only person who
sometimes puts artificial sweetener on breakfast sweet meals like it was
powdered sugar. I don't have powdered sugar! Also this way it's
zero calories! Hmm I guess you're wondering Well Does It Work.
The answer is SURE I GUESS I DON'T REALLY KNOW. I know I EAT IT
sometimes. I know I TASTE THE SWEET. Not sure if it adds to the
meal or takes away, though. You'd think I'd know after doing it a
hundred times. Yeah you'd think so wouldn't you. Hey there's
only three more paragraphs or Act I after this one. You'd think so
Anyway. Is there a sewers for the sewers.
Not sure what that accomplishes. Wait a second YEAH I DO KNOW.
I imagine there might be multi-layered sewers. There's the regular
sewers and then there's the super sewers. I think that makes a lot of
sense. What comes after The SUPER Sewers. Nothing!
That's more than enough sewers! What are you an idiot or something!
I think the main reason I wouldn't live in the sewers is that the sewer...
circles... those things that cover... THE MAN HOLE COVERS... are
deceptively heavy! Everyone just imagines opening them like it was
nothing but they're VERY heavy. And I don't need that kind of hassle
every time I go from sewers to Upper World or vice versa. Man
Holes. That's what they're called. I dunno why. They
have nothing to do with Men. Sure Men invented them and built them.
But Men invented and built many things.
Maybe it's because only REAL men can open this Manhole
cover. On account of physical strength. Maybe. I
dunno. Also it must be really dark in the sewers. Very
little light at all! I'd need some sort of flashlight and that's a
hassle and a half. Let's move on with our lives.
Ninth paragraph I think. What is ED Norton's job exactly. Just
go down into different sewers every day and be like WELL EVERYTHING SEEMS
TO BE IN ORDER. Maybe I'd know the answer if I watched the show.
Anyway. For some reason when I was a kid I imagined The Honeymooners
as being from the 1920's. Now I know TV wasn't around then! I
probably even knew it when I was a kid but didn't put two and two together.
FASCINATING. The point is it is kind of fascinating. Because
the sort of Personal Relationships and whatnot in Honeymooners was actually
representative of the 1950's while I thought it was 1920's. WOW
PEOPLE IN THE 1950'S WERE REAL JERKS.
Last paragraph of Act I! My Dad teaches
downstairs on computer Monday and Wednesday nights. I can't play
electric guitar during those nights! Hmm that's probably why I
don't play Good Guitar. My Dad's fault! Well it's his
students fault. How dare they take classes. Internet classes!
They're mucking this up for everybody. Anyway as of now the only game
I'm confident I can get hours out of playing with joy is Call Of Duty II.
After that I might have to buy a new game. Maybe some sort of RACING
game. I dunno why I said that. I don't particularly like
racing games. Yeah but now's a great time to rectify that!
Get on board with a racing game. Is CRUSIN' USA on Xbox 360.
Probably not. Anyway. Great. I'll be back in a little bit!
Please Help Yourself
Hey! Back with Act II. My Future Meal Decisions are coming into
focus. I don't wanna give anything away but for lunch it looks like
Chipotle, for dinner it looks like OLD FASHIONED Frenched Toast, and for
meals tomorrow it looks like Bison Burger and Fried Calamari. And for
lunch on Thursday it looks like Salmon. WHAT THE HELL I JUST GAVE
EVERYTHING AWAY. Not even just a little bit. I blew
EVERYTHING I HAD. Anyway none of it is finalized but right now that's
what's going on in my mind. WONDERFUL. My Mind has never
been so happy. It's been productive and imaginationing and I can't
complain with that at all. Old Fashioned French Toast is French Toast
made out of White Bread. Like they USED To do. Regular French
Toast is Challah Bread. THAT'S RIGHT NEW FANGLED CHALLAH BREAD.
Yeah! I like Challah French Toast but I also like
to MIX IT UP. This is the place that DON'T DO CINNAMON though.
Maybe they do now! They saw the other place did it and they refused to
be One-Upped. Wonderful. Fried Calamari. Delicious.
Also Bison Burger. Delicious. Salmon. I dunno I
can live with that. Gotta eat it either way, though. IT GOES BAD
AFTER SEVERAL DAYS. I can't wait for BOOSTER SHOTS. And then
several months until I CAN GET A BOOSTER SHOT. I have nothing
but good memories getting my first several shots. It was a blast and a
half! TWO BLASTS if you consider each shot A BLAST. Which you
might. I feel like in Drug Talk some dumb people probably call
shooting up a blast. And we were all shooting up Vaccinations.
That sort of thing. My favorite part is feeling
sick for a day after shot. THIS IS GREAT I get all the BENEFITS of
feeling sick without any real risk of it developing into a problem.
Who wouldn't like feeling under the weather but for just a day. That's
the dream, right! Anyway. Xbox 360 Controller has RUMBLE PACK.
It's activated all the time in Call Of Duty II. Lots of stuff can
trigger Rumbling. What fun! I like using PISTOLS in Call of Duty
II. Not effective at all! No benefits. Except for one
benefit IT'S FUN. We're in war and I'm poppin' off on you with a small
gun and I'm having a blast with it. That's great. Also
it's GERMAN Pistols. So far I don't think I've used any Russian or
British pistols. Only Germans carrying pistols! GO FIGURE.
Penultimate paragraph of Act II. Great.
I wonder how deep into the Single Player Missions I'm in. It could be
10%. It could be 60%! My guess is it's between 25 and 50%.
Hmm pretty good guess. I'm happy about that guess. I'd be even
happier if it turns out to be true. And if it turns out to be
inaccurate then I will feel BAD about the guess retroactively.
Wonderful. I think Baseball Olympics starts tomorrow. Not sure
if and when games will be televised. If and when they are I may watch
some of then if and when I feel like it. I watched some Women Softball
a few days ago. Not Olympic! College! FLORIDA versus
FLORIDA STATE. Pretty sure that was the plot of The Water Boy
except different sport. Also I'm not a fan with how you pitch in
softball. Just looks dumb! I'm sure it's very fast and hard to
hit. I don't know. Maybe! But it looks dumb to me. That's
not an ANTI WOMAN thing. Anyone who pitches softball looks dumb.
Also I'm so PRO WOMAN that I think they should be playing
baseball. I wanna see a lady throw a regular baseball with a regular
delivery. I'd watch that all day! Until they tell me to leave
the stadium! Because I'm making people uncomfortable! YEAH.
Wonderful. Not gonna take my next walk until Dad gets back from his
walk. Which he hasn't started yet. So I got a nice break coming
up. And I still got enough time to fit in six walks overall pretty
conveniently. I dunno whatta do now, though. Maybe watch some
sort of Television. Probably the one I have in my room. That's
the most convenient one for the moment. It's weird to say we watch
Television. We watch the motion pictures that appear on the
television. Saying you're watching television is like saying you're
watching the toaster. We watch toaster all the time. WHO
KNOWS when its gonna pop. Microwave we don't have to watch all the
time. We see the time, we can walk away, estimate when it'll be ready.
Toaster? GOTTA KEEP AN EYE ON THIS IT COULD BE ANY MOMENT.
Anyway. You get the point! I'll be back later.
Come Back Tomorrow
Hello friends. Here with Act III! I waited to take a walk.
I took a walk! I took a shower. Now I'm here. In the midst
of watching BACK TO THE FUTURE on DVD. I wanted to emphasize the
DVD. I capitalized each letter! I don't feel like that got
the point across. The point is hey gotta imagine this is slightly
different than TV version. So basically I'm justified in watching
it again. The point is probably watched each DVD roughly once.
That'd be my guess. THERE'S DELETED SCENES. But I'd have to
watch them SEPARATELY. No thanks! Some DVDs have deleted scenes
and you select an option that MAKES THEM SHOW UP WHEN YOU WATCH THE COMPLETE
MOVIE. Those DVDs are the best. I guess. I forget what I
was talking about.
Anyway. It's a good movie because it makes you
think. Hmm 1950's wonder what that's all about. Now we
know! What else. Think I'm gonna go with CHALLAH Frenched Toast.
Not Old Fashioned. NEW FANGLED CHALLAH FRENCH TOAST. Anyway.
I feel like for a while before Pandemic Quarantine when I got bison burgers
I got Onion Mushroom AND JALEPENO pepper. Since Pandemic Quarantine
being lifted I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE JALEPENO PEPPERS. Then I
remembered a few weeks ago AND THEN I DECIDED TO NOT BOTHER NEXT TIME I
ORDERED IT AND THEN I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT AGAIN. Now I
remember. And maybe I will ask about it for tonight. Or tell my
Dad to ask about it. I make him call to get the deliveries. HE
gets stuff for himself, too. And sometimes my Mom. But I sit
silently and watch him order. I get my jollies that way.
Anyway. What. I forget. HMM I can,
"Mix it up," and get RAW ONION instead of SAUTEED ONION. That
sounds great because you know how big a fan of Mixing It Up I am.
HEY I still got my second coffee to drink. Wow. At this
point maybe I should just forego it. NO WAY I DRINK SECOND COFFEES
IN MY HOUSE THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S DONE. I dunno I don't
particularly WANT coffee. You'd think that'd be the guiding light.
You'd think so wouldn't you. I never even finished First Coffee.
STILL 10% IN THERE. Hey great lets move on with my life.
Put rest of Rotisserie Chicken IN FREEZER. I had one meal of it this
week. That'll do for now. IT'S TWO AND A HALF POUNDS.
That's what they say. Gotta imagine that includes bone and skin.
Skin can't weigh that much. Oh yeah tell that to people who get
weight loss surgery and then lose weight and then have lots of skin.
The point is I have a lot of chicken left but it's in the freezer! IT
COULD LAST MONTHS EASILY. I'll eat it much sooner than months!
I can have it Oh I Don't Know ONCE A WEEK. And there's roughly
4 or 5 mealsworth left! MAYBE THREE IF I STUFF MYSELF SILLY.
Penultimate paragraph! What team am I rooting
for in Baseball Olympics. Well I live in and am from America,
that'd be my first instinct. Then again I don't know. Maybe
Mexico. Lots of good Latin American baseball players but Mexico per my
understanding isn't exactly a hot bed of superstar baseball activity.
That's why I LIKE IT. Mexico is coming into this competition with
something to prove. ALRIGHT IT'S SETTLED I'M ROOTING FOR MEXICO.
Not just in life, but in Baseball Olympics. But also in life. I
root for most countries! I wish the best for mostly everyone save for
several countries. THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE. And They Know What
They Did. What else is going on. Poured myself coffee.
Poured myself soda. I got that going for me is the point. HEY I
got a nice little block of time before next walk. I wonder what
kind of TV I will watch. Maybe the DVD. AGAIN I wanted to
emphasize saying DVD BUT THERE'S NO WAY.
Last paragraph. If we accept Canada is the
next most America thing is Mexico 2nd? I dunno England sounds
pretty America. Is Mexico the most America that doesn't speak
English. I don't know what that means. Either way I feel
like we should relate to Mexico more than most of us feel that we do.
It lives very close to us! Also TEX MEX is an American cuisine.
I wonder if they have TEX MEX cuisine in Mexico. And whether they call
it MEX TEX or not. I'd call it MEX TEX if I was them. Also
what does TEX really add to the cuisine. I could easily be wrong
but my impression of Tex Mex is that it's Mex but what was Mex
geographically is now Tex. But the point is TEX added very
little Cuisinewise. I dunno. The point is I'm done here for
the day. I'll be back tomorrow!
July 26, 2021
First Things First
Hello friends. Most of the time I start the entry with an H.
I copy and paste from Last Post to start a new post, and I usually have an
H to start posts, like I said! So that goes on. Then again
sometimes I mix it up! But even when I mix it up I'm likely to start
the next post with an H. Because I KNOW I've had good success
with H's. The point is Great Just Great. What's going on
in the wide world of sports. Lost another 2 pounds in a week and a
half! I LIKE those odds! I'm roughly exactly halfway through
losing weight exercise. Lost 25 pounds. Wanna lose another 25
pounds. SOUNDS LIKE EXACTLY, where's this, "ROUGHLY," stuff coming
from. Just hedging my bets! Sonic the Hedgehog!
There's some sort of Sonic The Hedgehog Game I can get for Xbox 360 that's
only 20 dollars. Something is only 20 dollars? I'd be a fool NOT to
buy it! Also twenty dollars is a REAL sweet spot for buying
something. Cheap enough that it's not a big deal. Expensive
enough that you're gettin' something good. I'd pay 20 dollars for
things all day if I had to. Or at least until the 20 dollars run out.
Or The Things run out.
Wonderful. Playin' some Call Of Duties II
here and there. Fun game! I like the part where I kill people.
FINALLY. All my life I've been waiting to kill people in a fun and
safe environment and this is that! Anyway. Maybe get Chipotle
today. Pretty good odds. Been a while. WEEKS! Maybe
even A MONTH. I can check that LMLTUQ. I CAN look it up
right quick. I dunno if its worth it. I could think of better
ways to spend 25 seconds. EH I'LL DO IT. For YOU.
LAST ORDERED 6/21. OVER A MONTH. YOUR WELCOME.
Well I benefit too. Now I know as well as you. Anyway.
Ugh. Gotta have Salmon for Other Meal today. It's possible I'd
be excited about that at some point either before eating it, during eating
it, or after eating it! Anyway. I'm not a fan of teams trading
players and getting little in return. IT seems like all the time in
baseball at least teams are trading quality players for prospects and the
prospect haul is very underwhelming. I don't know why I don't like
this. Even if it was The Mets, and The Mets were benefiting from it,
I'd be like well that's good I guess but STILL the other team should have
I feel it's insulting to the quality major league
player. I feel it's unfortunate for the team trading the quality major
league player. It's unfortunate for the prospects I guess in some way.
Somehow it's unfortunate for the team getting the major league player.
EVERYONE LOSES in this scenario. SURE in real life Most
people Win In This Scenario BUT NOT ME. I FEEL LIKE I'VE LOST.
As a fan! I WANNA SEE BIG TRADES. ELITE PROSPECTS ON THE
MOVE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE CLUNKER PROSPECTS. Wonderful.
The Mets are playing a Double Header today. Which is good because I
like The Mets. And also upon further introspection is good because so
far I Really Like 7 inning games. These are gonna be a blast and a
half! Or more accurately, combined, 14/9ths of a blast. Over the
entire day. YEAH.
Wonderful. I'm a little worried if I get
Guitar Program for Xbox I'd become a little TOO good at guitar.
Like, it wouldn't be fair to everyone else. So there's that. I
had delicious Extra Lean Corned Beef Sandwich last night. No Cold Hot
Dogs! Anyway I've been getting this restaurant since I was a kid, we
used to go there pretty often, and they have Corned Beef sandwich, and they
have EXTRA LEAN corned beef sandwich. And most of my life I was pretty
sure they had LEAN corned beef sandwich. I always thought they
had three levels. Regular, Lean, EXTRA LEAN. Now that I Read
Menus more often I'm abundantly aware there's no Regular Lean. Just
jumps from regular to EXTRA LEAN. Seems strange. YEAH.
I prefer regular Tastewise but you can't argue with lean meat healthwise.
You can't argue with lean meat at all! It wouldn't argue back!
What is this. Fifth paragraph? That's not
great. I still have a lot to write and ALSO what I have written is
substantial enough that the low quality really sticks in my craw. What
else is going on. Tokyo Olympics is going on. Gotta imagine it
takes place in Tokyo. I feel like when Browsing Guide it says LIVE
FROM TOKYO. It's Saturday Night! That sort of thing.
Did Inventory of Pills yesterday. I've got roughly Oh I Don't Know
2.5, 3 dozen pill bottles which are mostly 100% full. It's good
because now I know if I'm on a desert island I have plenty of pills.
Not really. I have them HERE. What good does that do me if I'm
Away on a desert island. Maybe I took my pills with me.
Well that would be good thinking ahead but we can't count on that!
Sure we can. I'm a genius. Well Good Fine either way let's use this
paragraph as a learning experience and conclude that every time I go to
desert islands I'm taking all I can with me. That should be
obvious but it's not.
This entry is dumb. That should be obvious and it is.
That's life I guess. Gotta imagine pill are 80% salt water.
You can't take pills on a desert island! Dunno what that
accomplishes. Hey what else is going on. Since a week ago I
am now officially considering my weight as 3 pounds over what Home Scale
says. It's OFFICIAL. I dunno about it being OFFICIAL.
It's the new STANDARD. It's my new general stance. I dunno if I
put it into legally binding contracts though. Anyway. HEY
concert is in less than four weeks. My main goal to prepare is Finish
Sleater---Kinney Book. Seems like a positive way to go. And I
already read Wilco Book several years ago. I know ALL These people's
books. Now I hold all the power. Wonderful. Is
there any chance they cancel concert. It's outside but still ya never
know. Maybe you do know. That's why I asked. Nah you
don't know. Look at you! You're dumb! You don't know a
Sorry. I ate a delicious NO SIDES AT ALL with
sandwich last night. I ate entire sandwich! That's more then
enough. I dunno I don't like meals without sides. I need
VARIETY. Mostly for taste reasons but also for health reasons.
Body needs all kinds of foods all the time to be firing at all cylinders.
That's my impression. HMM. Is there a chance that's 20%
correct? That metabolism and health and all sorts of things CAN
benefit from eating different foods together? I've never seen any
health article or spreadsheet that explores that but it seems relatively
possible! We need studies! What are good foods to eat together.
What are foods we should NEVER eat together. Looks like I'm a
genius, I cracked a health code. Now the ball is in YOUR court.
Wonderful. You can't be playing with balls in court.
THIS IS SERIOUS QUIT THE HORSEPLAY. The court I mean for that pun
in this instance is a Judicial Court. I think that's the first
thing we think of when we think court. But it could mean lots
of things! Like Medieval Castle Court. And/or basketball.
Ugh. What else is going on. Hey I'm getting closer and
closer to finishing this act. YEP. That's how it works.
Unless I start deleting things instead of adding things. Which all in
all would probably be the better way to go but I don't think that's in the
cards. Now or ever! I can't remember the last thing I
deleted. Certainly wasn't the H that started the entry.
I kept that!
Anyway. The Mets are playing with HOME COURT ADVANTAGE
today. This is serious quit the horseplay. Also if
horseplay is a fetish I don't wanna know what it is! LEAVE ME OUT OF
IT. Oh, right. I saw a documentary program about people
who are into acting like horses. That's what it is I guess.
STILL leave me out of it. For now! Maybe in the future I
decide I like horseplay but that's not in the cards for now! I like
CARDPLAY. That's when you play a game of cards instead of having
sex. Sounds kinky. Wait a second I don't like cardplay.
Well I guess it depends on the game. YEAH. Think I'm
probably gonna get Chipotle for lunch and have salmon for dinner.
Because right now I don't wanna eat salmon. Maybe By Later I will.
Do I wanna eat Chipotle soon, though? Yeah sure I do. Why
wouldn't I? I'd have to be some sort of idiot!
Last paragraph! For now. Then more later.
You know how that goes. Also if you're stranded on a desert island
who cares what you bring with you you're gonna die pretty quickly.
It's a DESERT island. People can't live in DESERTS. Unless they
have the right SUPPLIES. And CLEARLY YOU DON'T. I can't
really picture desert island. Maybe the entire time the phrase
people should be saying is a DESERTED ISLAND. What would you bring
with you on a DESERTED island. That makes a lot more sense!
However NOPE no one is saying that. Not until me! Just now!
Wonderful. Also I'm sure there are desert islands. There's all
sorts of islands. No doubtin' that! Anyway I'll be back in a
I Don't Like This One Bit
might have used this title before. I don't like that one bit.
Too bad, too, because it's a pretty good title. Oh well what can ya
do. Wonder if I'm gonna try the Medium-Hot Green Colored Sauce/Salsa
for Chipotle Burrito Bowl. I feel like I wanna try it BUT I'm
concerned! Very concerned! Might be solid pieces of tomato.
Or tomatillo. Which is probably a tomato. That's my guess.
Maybe it means Little Tomato. Spanish Teacher used to call me
Miguelito which means Little Michael &/or Mikey. Illo is
different than ito. I don't know about that. Pretty similar!
Roughly an entire 67% of the letters are exactly the same. That EASILY
rounds up to All Of Them. Anyway gonna have entry done pretty early
into the day. Lots of fun time to spend watch and/or playing things.
What a wonderful world. Also I haven't taken full
advantage of Watching DVDs. Only one so far! Gotta imagine
there's DOZENS I can watch happily and even more if I decide I wanna Watch
Some Commentaries. Director's commentary, that's the main one!
You can have producer commentary or cast commentaries. I haven't seen
any Critic Commentaries but that'd be a GREAT idea for the future. I
know he's dead, but imagine being able to watch a Roger Ebert commentary.
Even WITH him being dead I'd watch it. I dunno about any other
critic, though. I like Roger Ebert a lot and everyone else can
suck a lemon. Either way pretty good idea for Future.
Also I assume every other critic rates things on a scale of Zero To Four
Lemons. But the twist is THE LOWER the better. Four
Lemons is THE BIGGEST DUD OF A MOVIE THAT A FILM CAN BE.
Anyway. That's a paragraph! I hope the
Mets win BOTH games today. I know a lot of fans are probably just
hoping for a Split but Me I'm The Kind Of Guy that wants my team to win as
often as possible. It's good strategy! Sets em up best for
Winning As Often As Possible. By winning as often as possible.
YEAH. Anyway. I have an NFL BLITZ Xbox game but it doesn't
work for Xbox 360 and I feel like it NEVER worked for Xbox 360. I
don't think I EVER was able to play it. Maybe it was an Xbox Game.
Either way I don't remember EVER having played it for any system.
DAMNIT. NFL BLITZ is better because of all the Passings.
Also I feel like each player is half robot?? I better LTURQ.
Maybe only one team is Robots. I looked it up and left more
confused than I was before looking it up.
Wonderful. CARNITAS Burrito Bowl.
That's SHREDDED PORK. Pork isn't good for you. It must be
delicious then! I've had pork hundreds of times.
DELICIOUS. Also Shredded pork? What a wonderful texture for
pork. That sort of thing. I wonder what the rest of the
paragraph will be like. Probably more talk about lunch. HEY
LUNCH IS IN BUT FOUR HOURS. Wonderful! For some reason
Breakfasts of 1-2 cookies depending on the size has a months-long track
record of satisfying me. And it's not like I'm not hungry at all in
beginning of the day. I wake up hungry! I eat 2 largish Small
Cookies and I'm good for 4-6 hours. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
Sure I Do! It's been going on for a long time! I GUESS I DO
BELIEVE IT. That sort of thing. See this paragraph wasn't
ALL about upcoming lunch. Some of it was about Past Breakfasts.
Last paragraph for Act II! Then I take some
sort of walk again. That's a ton of fun. Not sure what to listen
to these days. I've been stuck on listening to Modern Day Playlists.
HITS? POPS? ALTS? NEW ARTISTS?? All of the above!!!
Anyway I wouldn't mind listening to something new but who knows what to
listen to. Not me! Hmm if you know what I should listen to
e-mail me! mankindguy at I AIN'T SAYIN I DON'T WANT THAT OUT THERE
FOR SEARCH ENGINES BUT LETS JUST SAY IT STARTS WITH A G AND IT'S THE MAIN
ONE THAT STARTS WITH A G dot com. Oh! And e-mail me what
to listen to! That was the original thing that made me Sort Of say my
e-mail address. I don't expect anyone to e-mail me. This
website only goes one way. Me ---> You. That's the only way it
works! Anyway. I'll be back in a little bit.
Let's All Leave
Screw shredded pork! I'm gonna have Steak as my Burrito Bowl filling
today . And for tomorrow BARBACOA. Barbacoa is Shredded BEEF.
It's healthier than pork for some reason. Cows are healthier than
pigs. Have you SEEN pigs? DISGUSTING. Then again
when you think about it Cows are pretty gross, too. I wouldn't be into
Cowplay. Not a sexy animal like horses are. YEAH.
Anyway boy oh boy do I have a nice long day in store with minimal chores and
responsibilities. I have to WORK AROUND watching The Mets Games.
That's the main Work I can think of. The stress of timing walks!
Actually not so much stress its kind of fun. It's a GAME what's
the best time to pick taking a walk. YEAH. Everything
that is work is actually a game. That's a good life lesson.
INCORRECT but still.
Wonderful. Where can I get my hands on the Mets
KETO Bars. Hmm. I'd buy Food Bars if they were endorsed
by the Mets. I'd also buy Mets Tickets if they were endorsed by Food
Bars. The point is I am easily swayed by corporate endorsements.
You wouldn't' think that'd be the case but it turns out it is. HMM
I haven't had a Food Bar in a long time. I don't eat snacks really
these days! I eat MICRO SNACKS. Maybe a few chips or several
animal crackers. One to four times throughout the day. Then I
eat a Solid Snack before bed. But the point is no good times for Food
Bars. I've GROWN OUT of them. I'll grow back into them later
don't worry. My diet will change every several months for better or
worse and Food Bars will make a Big Comeback don't worry about Food Bars.
Food Bars are what I call restaurants.
THEY'RE LIKE BARS BUT FOR FOOD. That's how that joke goes.
Where did Bars get their name. Is it because in a bar all the
alcohol is sitting on A Bar. Is it because the customer sits up at The
Bar. Well sure WE NOW KNOW that's called a bar. But if
Bars never existed and you sat up at a horizontal counter, the word bar
wouldn't come into play. I mean I guess GEOMETRICALLY SPEAKING It IS a
bar. The point is I'm confused about a lot of things.
Mainly What I'm Talking About. I don't get it! Gonna take a
shower when this entry is over. More or less! More or less
what. Shower! Huh? Wonderful. I like
freeze framing Baseball Pitches and then watching it in slow motion. I
gotta keep it paused for 10 seconds during Live TV because otherwise the TV
gets confused and just goes to Live Regular Motion TV. The point is
that's wonderful and I'm glad I had an opportunity to share it with you.
Penultimate paragraph! How long have I been in
this format. 10/5/5. I wanna say over a week and at most two
weeks? I wanna say lots of things! Half the time because I
think they're accurate! The point is I have so much surplus Klonopin
that I could easily become a Klonopin Dealer for several months.
Depends on how much customers I have I guess. And How Much They Like
Klonopin. The point is I've Got Lots. I can't say that on
internet. Now you will break into my house for Klonopin.
Don't do it! It's against the law! And also it's against THE
SOCIAL CONTRACT. What else is going on. When is the
Baseball Olympics at. That's one Olympics I'd be somewhat interested
in watching. Maybe a Softball Olympics. That too! Oh
right this website is only Me ----> You. The point is you can't
tell me when the baseball Olympics and/or softball Olympics is, but
take this as a lesson that You Should Know and maybe tell as many people as
you can about it. Who knows maybe indirectly over time it'll work
its way back to me.
I like those odds! Rich Hill looked GREAT
yesterday. Unfortunately his pitching wasn't good but MAN OH MAN WHAT
A LOOKER. What else is going on. His pitching was OKAY.
I like the times he threw curve balls! Can't get enough of those!
What else is going on. It's funny because he's OLD. He's 41!
VERY OLD for baseball player. And old men can't be lookers.
Being A Looker is a Young Man's Game. That's my unofficial position
for the next several years. What else. I still have to watch the
last ten minutes of The Mummy Returns. What a great movie that must
have been! I couldn't even leave it on for 10 more minutes.
That's how bad it was. I liked the part where ADEBISI from THE OZ
was in it. Highlight of the movie! Hell Highlight of MY
LIFE. Wasn't that great. Still might have been the
highlight of my life but that's not saying much. The point is I'll be
July 25, 2021
Let Me Think About It
Hey! Good news. I've been having wonderful success with eating
meals facing East. Not so much the facing East that's the best
part. It's equal parts Facing East, Height Of Surface,
and ability to Scroll Computer if I want to make meal last longer.
Wow I can check out things on the internet while I'm eating? That's
living in the lap of luxury! WHAT IS THIS THE FUTURE!!!
Eating and browsing a the same time?? YES IT IS THE FUTURE. Compared
to the past. Also most of what we know is The Past. The only
other thing we know it The Present. Future is anyone's guess. So
basically Yes In General We Are Always Living In The Future. WOW
HOW SCIENCE FICTIONEY. Hey that's great just great. Talked
over ROCKSMITH with My Dad and it looks like that is in the cards!
I'll probably have the go ahead to get it within the next couple days.
WOW. I'm gonna LEARN SONGS. I didn't even know
that was a possibility when playing guitar. I don't even know how to
play my own songs, that's how dumb I am. Probably for the best.
That's how dumb my songs are. Anyway. Tried a few other games on
Xbox 360. Madden 06? WORKS! Simpsons Road Rage?
WORKS! I Feel Like There Was A Third Game I Tried Which Works?
WORKS! Anyway as of now the only game really worth playing is Call Of
Duty II and that's great just great it's fun. I'm getting the hang of
it, too! I know how much I have to shoot someone for them to die and
how much shooting I can withstand before I die. That's pretty much the
main part of the game. It has had ill effects on me, though. Now
when I'm taking walks I feel like I should be jumping all the time and
shooting people. Or preparing for people to shoot me. And that I
should have half a dozen fellow Warfares supporting me and scouting the
area. Oh well what can ya do.
I played an entire HALF of a Football Game!
Each quarter was 5 minutes which I'm pretty sure is wrong. But since
the scores are so high I think they do that so the scores resemble normal
scores. Also so people don't get bored. I got bored anyway.
Oh well it was relatively entertaining! I LIKE THE RUNNING. I
LIKE THE PASSING. The defense I CAN DO WITHOUT. Defense
isn't fun at all! I got nothin' to do. Hopefully the 90% of
players I'm not controlling will take care of business, it's anyone's guess.
Also the person I'm controlling I should presumably not touch any controls
and let that person do what they're supposed to do in the play. So
basically I GOT NOTHIN' TO DO. I can pick defensive plays.
That's boring even if you know what you're doing and I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
I'M DOING. The most exciting thing I can think of is doing a Blitz
every play. And even that's boring.
Wonderful. I play as the Jacksonville Jaguars.
I don't know why. I remember when I was a kid I would be the
Jacksonville Jaguars in Video Football. Probably dating to NFL BLITZES
at Arcades. I don't know why! There must have been something
that set me on the path of being The Jaguars. Oh well I guess we'll
never know. Was it their uniforms? Was it because Football
Game told me their attributes lined up with the kind of attributes I wanted
out of a team? Was it because I just liked the name? Was it
because at some point they were the best team in the NFL so I wanted to be
them? I KEEP TELLING YOU I DON'T KNOW. WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE
ME. Looks like Salmon is in the cards for lunch today. Looks
like maybe HOT DOGS are in the cards for dinner. I don't know
why I get hot dogs once a week. Probably because I'm dumb!
That's a good hypothesis.
Hey I'm gonna get coffee now Great How About That.
Hey I got coffee how about that. Rich Hill is making his Metropolitans
Debut this afternoon! Great! I dunno about day games, though.
I'm either taking a walk or finishing my entry or taking a shower or
watching the game. Hey that last part sounds convenient for day
games. All of the other stuff, though, rather it'd be a night
game! Oh well. Gotta watch today. Rich Hill
is making his Metropolitans Debut! A day that will go down in history!
It might. Something historical is bound to happen now and again.
What would be a good historical. Perfect Game isn't historical enough.
We need something TWICE as historical as a Perfect Game. Two
perfect Games. That can't happen. 18 Inning Perfect Game.
That can happen! I GUESS. That would be historical I
GUESS but I STILL think we can do better. Maybe a Homerun Perfect
Game. 27 up, 27 homeruns, 27 down. They also were out when
they hit the homeruns? YEP out of the ball park!
Jeez. Sixth paragraph! I don't believe it.
I'm not sure how Video Game system can register what I'm doing on my
electric guitar. That doesn't sound possible. I think it's a
scam. And all the customer reviews are in on it! Hmm. What
percent of highly suggest good customer reviews are plants. Gotta
imagine some of them. But when you see a review generally it's because
other people voted for this review as a great review. Maybe people can
smell a plant review and they never vote for it to be a good review so no
one sees it. Gotta imagine SOME of the good reviews we see are Scams,
though. We don't know which one is, though! Maybe you do!
You're more perceptive than me! OR MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONE WRITING THE
SCAM REVIEWS. YOU JUST GAVE YOURSELF AWAY. I gotcha!
You know that sort of thing.
What else. There's a NEW Rocksmith coming out later
this year or next year but I think it sounds WORSE. I wanna go with
this one from seven years ago. That's my hot take. Speaking of
seven this is the seventh paragraph. Speaking of seven I tried to
record onto DVR the original The Magnificent Seven yesterday but it didn't
work. Speaking of The Magnificent Seven I already had the newer
version recorded on DVR from years ago and I may watch that at some point.
I dunno if it recorded in HD. I didn't have HD then. Now if
I watch DVR from then it very well may not be HD. You mean I have
to watch something in Standard Definition LIKE AN ANIMAL? Why are
we making Animals watch TV in the first place. And it hurts no one for
a Dog to Watch HD. Costs you nothing extra! Let your pets watch
Eighth paragraph I don't believe it. What else is
going on. I tried watching some Olympics yesterday and it was Beach
Volleyball and I was like this is the worst thing I've ever seen.
Also they're terrible at it. They literally go back and forth 2
times before someone scores a point. They look like amateurs!
Also I saw a minute of Skate Boarding. TRICK skate boarding not
Distance. Again that was a snooze! Amateur! I do better
than this as a Beginner Level in Tony Hawk Skate Video Game To Remember From
18 years ago. Also why are either of these Olympic Sports. Not
only are the participants terrible but the competitions themselves aren't
upper echelon sport athletic games at all. PEASANT games. Beach
Volleyball and Skate Boardings? That's For PLEABS. HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO SPELL PLEEBS.
Penultimate paragraph of Act I! Jeez.
It's unintuitive if you could see the set up of my room, but eating facing
East is actually kind of a convenient spin-chair-around angle to watch the
TV facing South. Maybe it just feels that way because in the past for
years I sat in this direction at computer and had TV on at same time and
would do both All The Time. That was my standard setup activity when
in room. Computer and TV! Now I pick a lane and stick to it.
Most of the time. For the most part! Anyway I dunno. I
know sometimes cheap TVs can look bad depending upon the angle. Not
this TV! Looks fine from all the angles I've tried. I haven't
tried every angle! Maybe one day I will but for now I've got better
things to do. Make some more Checkpoints in Call of Duty II.
That sort of thing! Also I'm getting a hang of figuring out how to
make the most of each Unique Gun. Wow.
Cool! I lost as much as I could lose yesterday
Met game. Mets lost. Both starting pitchers whom I had in
fantasy baseball did terrible. The hitters I had... did okay.
But overall I DEMAND A DO-OVER. HEY They're playing again today.
LOOKS LIKE THEY TOOK MY CALL FOR A DO-OVER SERIOUSLY. Wow that
makes me feel great. Imagine what else I could accomplish by Demanding
Do-Overs for things! THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING! Ugh.
What else is going on. XBOX 360 doesn't work 100%.
Sometimes it takes half a dozen times of Opening And Closing Tray before it
recognizing the Game at all. But at least once it does it doesn't cut
out. HOWEVER still from time to time the CONTROLLER cuts out.
But overall it's tolerable. YEAH. Gotta imagine this is
the end of the paragraph. I'll be back in a little bit!
Okay I'm Ready
Hey friends. What's going on in the wide world of sports. Today
is shaping up to be a great day! I get to eat hot dogs! Which
are fun to anticipate eating and then are a bit of a snooze to eat. Go
through it quickly. Doesn't taste that good. Never really sure
whether I cooked it and/or not cooked it the right way. The last few
times I keep thinking I'D LIKE TO EAT THEM COLD OR ROOM TEMPERATURE.
Then I lose the balls to actually do it by the time I'm supposed to eat
them. BETTER MICROWAVE THEM AT LEAST. OVEN IS OUT OF THE
PICTURE. MICROWAVE I GUESS. Not only do I want to eat them
room temperature today I'M GONNA EAT THEM COLD. I dunno about that.
I could put them in fridge for 2 hours before eating them OR I can just
leave them out. I've given myself a lot to think about.
Man What An Idiot. WHY. Lots Of Reasons. FAIR
Wonderful. The first couple of levels in Call
Of Duty II I was playing as The Russians fighting The Germans (World War
II). I had mixed feelings about that. Yes they are allies but
they're not all that great either. Now I believe I'm playing as the
British. I have mixed feelings about that. Yes they are allies
but they're not all that great either. JERKS. They're all
SNOBS. They talk in British Accents like JERKS. What was I
talking about. Eating hot dogs. These Hot Dogs fro Ben's Deli
are FINE. Not the best hot dogs but they're fine. Also they're
presumably kosher. Which is good for some reason. I assume every
meal I eat that's kosher as opposed to having a meal that's un-kosher is a
small notch in my favor re: God Judging Me. And all those tiny notches
in my favor add up! By the end of my life my final judgment would be
like well overall he was a B-/B person but all those times he ate More Or
Less Kosher Meals... think we're just gonna give him a B. WOW I
must be some kind of AMAZING to be a, "B," Person!
That sort of thing. The reason I keep getting hot
dogs is because I would gladly get a regular sandwich that's healthier but
the PORTION is confusing. Half a regular sandwich isn't enough.
The entire regular sandwich is too much. What am I supposed to do
HAVE 3/4THS OF THE SANDWICH. That would require ME to do some
Fractioning-- not in my head but TANGIBLY-- and I don't know if I feel
comfortable with that! Sounds hard. Hot Dogs meanwhile, two of
'em? Appropriate portion! Hmm I've given myself a lot to
think about. I CAN do fractions if I really put my mind to it.
Why not! If anyone can do it it's me. WHY. Because
I'm An Amazing, "B," Person. Oh right I forgot. What else
is going on. Then the question is WHAT KIND OF SANDWICH. And
on WHAT KIND OF BREAD. Well that's easy let's go with Club Bread!
I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.
Cool! What else is going on. BUT
THEN AGAIN... I wouldn't be able to eat Cold Hot Dogs. And I got
myself all excited about cold hot dogs! LIKE I SAID I'll keep you
updated on this situation as it progresses. That's what I'm doing
right now! Update! Situation progressed! YEAH.
What else is going on and crap. I wonder what kind of Dumb Olympics
are going on right now. Oh well no way of knowing. WHAT
THE HELL I CAN GET TOASTED GARLIC BREAD AS THE BREAD? Now I GOTTA get
a sandwich. YEAH. What else is going on. Pretty
sure I haven't made a single joke this entire entry. Maybe this entire
week! TODAY IS SUNDAY NEW WEEK. Maybe this entire
month! OH NO THAT CHECKS OUT PRETTY WELL AND REFLECTS POORLY ON ME.
Damnit! Maybe I can eat entire sandwich for a meal. Sandwiches
may be smaller than I'm imagining!
DAMNIT I still haven't made a joke this entry. Gotta do
that. Let's go! Hmm. I dunno. THIS IS HARD!
Might as well move on with my life and keep you updated on this situation as
it progresses. Gonna have three walks by the time I get home from next
walk at 1:00. That might be a new world record! What do you
call a world record that happens on Mars. A World Record!
Mars is a world! But it's only a record for That World. It's not
a WORLDS Record. Wait a second maybe it is. Maybe what I
THOUGHT we were calling World Records we DO cal Worlds Records. That
sounds kind of right, too! SURE It would be a different worlds
(World's MOST LIKELY) but the point is I'm dumb and this does not qualify as
a joke. Not even close! Kind of close. Relatively
close! I'll be back later.
I Need More Time
Hello friends. Took a shower, took a walk, took about half an hour
Watching Mets Pregame And First Inning Break. Now I'm here! Got
Mets game going on ON MUTE. I can't concentrate on both at the same
time! What am I some sort of Super Concentrator Guy? Hardly!
Sometimes I'm pretty good at concentration, sometimes I'm pretty bad!
Cancels out overall. Anyway. Thinking about having a portion of
ROTISSERIE CHICKEN for lunch. With halved spheres of potato! I
like the idea of that. Makes me happy in my imaginary Gut and Salivary
Glands. I can imagine it making a good impression on the REAL gut and
salivary glands. That's how that goes. Got coffee #2 going.
That's how that goes. So far Rich Hill has looked OKAY. Some of
the time he's making a good impression and some of the time he's making a
bad impression. CANCELS OUT. He's doing Okay Overall.
Wonderful. Thinking about getting a Extra Lean
Corned Beef Sandwich for dinner. I like Fat but I also like Healthy.
So gonna go with The Lean! Also gonna go with CLUB BREAD
instead of Toasted Garlic Bread. All things being equal of course I'd
prefer the toasted garlic bread. But I would be eating it a couple of
hours after I get it The Toastedness will have dissipated! I
dunno if I wanna get Toasted Bread if it's no longer Toasted. Just go
with club bread! EASY. EASY. Also I'm thinkin' I
could probably have entire sandwich. NOW I'm imagining it as LESS
sandwich as I was before. We'll just have to wait and see I guess.
How terrible is this paragraph. And also its compounded by
making clear to me roughly 50% of all entries are more or less the same
amount of terrible in the same way roughly as this paragraph. Now
you know my sandwiches may be bigger or smaller than I imagine. Or I
may imagine several imaginations so I cover all the bases. YEP.
What do Big Leaguers eat if they're hungry.
Gotta imagine they can have some sort of snack. They probably go into
the stadium to eat. They don't wanna be spotted eating something in
the dug out. No, go down the tunnel and have your secret snack without
shame. Some sort of BARS. Protein Bar? KETO Bar?
Gotta imagine there's KETO Bars. Gotta imagine The KETO BAR company
supplies major league baseball teams with free Keto Bars. Why,
though? It's their secret shame snack, no one sees them eat it.
Yeah but... huh... wha... I want a fresh start. Whatever it was I
was talking about, comes to an abrupt end without reaching a natural
conclusion. I want to move on! Well sure who WOULDN'T like to
move on. Presumably people and whatnot. HEY METS HIT
EXTRA BASE HIT. I saw it but I didn't hear it.
Penultimate paragraph! When I'm done WRITING
the entry I can finally relax because it's over. Uh oh but that
only starts the problem of you and others READING the entry.
That's even worse! I can handle letting myself down. Letting
others down? I can handle that too I guess but I'm Not Happy About It!
If Rich Hill is so rich why does he play baseball. Because he loves
the game. Moving On! THE METS JUST SCORED A BASEBALL RUN.
You heard it here first! Man oh man am I gonna watch the Mets game for
an hour and a half without taking a walk! That's the great thing about
taking walks early and often. Nice 2 or 3 LONG walk breaks over the
day. Really get comfortable Doing Stuff In House!
Anyway. I dunno. Probably watch The Met game for
an indefinite amount of time with the option of switching to Call Of Duty
II. These are the days of my lives. GREAT DAYS! I got TV
AND Video Games in my life. I didn't have either of those a month ago.
WOW WHAT A WASTE OF TIME. Then I mean. Now I'm
living life to the fullest. More or less. The point is I don't
know how much corned bee there will be AND I don't know how much it will
stick to the bread. If I can easily just peel it off, I can microwave
that for my sandwich. OR I could just eat it room temperature. I
DON'T KNOW YET. I'll DEFINITELY tell you tomorrow how it all turned
out, though. I am nothing if not... the kind of guy... who keeps you
updated. On things. Yeah. I'll be back tomorrow!
July 24, 2021
Need Some New Titles
Hello friends. Got some updates for ya! First of all My Dad was
telling me about a joke he liked from a commercial. Nice father son
bonding time. I heard an interesting joke as an aside in a
commercial this morning... Anyway it was What do they call an
Earthquake that happens on Mars. I forgot to ask what the
commercial was for. Either way that was annoying enough and then my
Dad had to make it worse and be like that's like something George Carlin
would say! And that infuriated me! I kept it to myself but I
was thinking GEORGE CARLIN DON'T GOT TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE HE'S GOT
BETTER THINGS TO DO. Being Dead is the main thing he has to do
now. But even if he wasn't BETTER THINGS. And My Dad
continued to be like it's like the George Carlin joke why do we park in a
driveway and drive in a parkway. LOOK GEORGE CARLIN NEVER SAID
THAT. You're just digging yourself deeper and deeper into this hole!
The point is I MUST know if my Dad remembered what the commercial was for.
I need to know if They Won This Situation Completely.
Also Hey Good News I Guess! My Xbox 360 Controller has
been STAYING ON and I can play games now! I know Quake 4 works from
two nights ago when controller was cutting out. Then tonight I PLAYED
Call of Duty II for FORTY FIVE MINUTES. I'm not so great at it yet but
I'll get there! Part of my problem as of now is I dunno if I'm
supposed to run up into the enemy like a one man wrecking crew or if I'm
supposed to lie back and have my Computer Warmates do most of the heavy
lifting gradually. Probably in the middle. Get in there with
the Warmates doing heavy lifting but take it slow and don't run wildly
through enemy fire. I guess. Also I don't like how hard it
is to distinguish between my Warmates and The Enemy. It might make me
shoot everyone including my Warmates which is bad OR EVEN WORSE it makes me
not wanna shoot ANYONE just to play it safe. NOT SHOOTING PEOPLE?
That's the ANTITHESIS of what video games and/or life is and/or are about.
Anyway. Also spend 15 minutes playing All Star Baseball 2003.
Franchise Mode still works PRETTY well. Better
than I remember. Part of Fun of Franchise Mode is tracking Statistics
and league leaders and what your hitters did during the season and whatnot.
And I remember the stats were all haywire and were weird combinations of
letters and numbers that didn't mean anything. This time around?
Only BATTING AVERAGE is like that. Is that a key stat to keep track
of? Sure! But 90% o other key stats are fine! Anyway the
good news is the teams are based on 2001 teams. Wonderful! It's
a blast from the past or something! Oddly enough All Star Baseball
2004 doesn't work but 2003 does work. I find it odd. REAL
ODD. I hope to get to the bottom of this some day. The point is
these graphics are even better than I remembered because it's a larger
screen! Plus I get to JUMP and CROUCH and AIM GUNS. I get to do
it all despite these games being 15+ years old!
One thing I've picked up on SO FAR is I can go into enemy
fire wily-nily AS LONG AS I'M CRAWLING. If I crawl the entire way
they'll be none the wiser! Unless I get up by accident. That can
happen in video games and real life. Who among us haven't been
crawling extensively and then gotten up by accident. And then were
presumably shot at by The Germans. Anyway. I'm gonna go
get my coffee that's presumably ready by now. OH WAIT another
thing I'm not sure of is how quickly we regenerate. We can get shot
successively 12 times and it's like better go for cover before this gets
real bad! And then ya do and over a short period of time I THINK
it just goes away and you're back to regular. But I dunno how long.
That's life for ya! Coffee time.
Hey I got coffee wonderful. Hey I had two
chocolate chipped cookies for breakfast wonderful. Hey This Is
Wonderful I'm experimenting now with a new surface and direction to face for
eating meals in room. Last night I set up Pizza Meal Eating facing
EAST where my laptop currently sits. Worked fine! Surface is an
appropriate height for meal. I can turn around easily to watch TV
while it happens. It's not so different than when I used to eat meals
on same surface as computer before TV came (but a different surface).
All in all it MAY have just been good because pizza is delicious and takes a
little bit longer to eat than usual. Or it may be PARTLY that and
PARTLY hey this is a great set up for meals. I'll try it again
for lunch presumably! Part II of Steak and Eggs! I'll keep
you updated on this situation as it progresses. Yep! That's
a paragraph! Ya get what you give. NOTHING.
Wonderful. Sixth paragraph! If I finish
this act fast enough I can fit in my next walk before my Dad's walk which
would be an ideal situation all in all. Wonderful! Anyway I ate
my pizza at a cookedness I haven't eaten at all recently. We're
talkin' I got it Fairly Hot Presumably from Delivery. We're talkin
left it out for two hours. We're talkin ate it then.
Not eating it hot! Obviously not eating it Oven or Microwaved!
Not eating it cold from fridge! Whatever It Was I was happy with it.
VERY happy. SOMEWHAT happy. Not VERY happy. I dunno
VERY SOMEWHAT HAPPY. It was good! Oh well what can ya do.
Move on with our lives! Another thing I don't know yet in Call Of Duty
is not just how long it takes or me to die but how much shooting I have to
shoot someone else for them to die. That's life for ya.
Anyway. What else is going on. Another Mets
game tonight! That'll keep me entertained! Presumably! I
like the parts where Mets Do Good. I'm on board for the roughly 52% of
times that happens this year. Mets coverage is all well and good
but instead of showing us the Mets players' averages have they considered
saying stuff like, ".x7z," in place of the average instead? I
think people would get a real kick out of it. It's like Life Imitating
Video Games Imitating Life But Not Very Well. Also when you're doing a
Franchise Draft in All Star Baseball 2003 you're gonna wanna be The
Minnesota Twins. They get first pick! And this ain't a snake
draft or anything. First pick of every round! Also I was playing
in Minnesota Stadium and it's a nice looking stadium! All in all you
really wanna be the Minnesota Twins. Also in Fiction off the top of my
head Little Big League took place as Minnesota Twins.
Presumably other movies. Better LTURQ. Google MOVIES WITH
MINESOTTA TWINS BUT SPELLED CORRECTLY. Major League III: Back To
The Minors takes place within the Twins ORGANIZATION. Primarily a
minor league team but the Major League Team plays into the plot
significantly! Also I remember that movie being Obviously The Worst
But At The Same Time I Watched It More Than My Fair Share.
Wonderful. Where does Minnesota take place.
Not sure what that means. I was compelled to say it, though!
What paragraph we at. Eighth paragraph! HEY ALRIGHT I just
worked it out with My dad that I will take a walk before his.
YEAH. That's how that goes. I wonder when Rich Hill will pitch
for the Mets. Maybe this weekend! Maybe Monday! Monday is
an extension of The Weekend! Not sure what that means.
It's ACCURATE but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't be. Anyway looked at a
minute or two of Rich Hill pitching and He's got SECONDARY PITCHES.
We're talkin CURVE BALL. We're talkin PRESUMABLY OTHER ONES. I
like watching that curve ball. I can't wait to see more of it!
Wonderful. I guess! Pitchers can have 2 or
3 or even 4 secondary pitches. But I've never heard of Tertiary
pitches. of Four-version-of-secondary pitches. GEORGE CARLIN
IS SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE that he never thought of this. How come
he was made aware of this. He's dead! Whose the one blabbing to
Dead George Carlin about me saying things he'd sarcastically be jealous of
me for thinking of it. Is it YOU. You know, The Guy Whose
You. I'm talking YOU. Ugh. What else is going on.
I like it when I reach CHECKPOINTS in Call of Duty II. ALRIGHT THIS
LAST 5 MINUTES HAS PAID OFF ALREADY. I never have to do THAT again.
Also I started the game from the very beginning. I needed to for
Training and also I forget the plot. Also not 100% sure there is a
plot. By which I mean I AM 100% sure there is a plot and it'd probably
be fun to follow but so far I'm not really. HMM I WANNA FOLLOW THAT
PLOT. From now on I'm following the plot!
Yeah! I mean I know the general plot.
WORLD WAR II. That's a plot! And I get it more or less.
But the specifics I don't know. Anyway hey after this paragraph I get
to take a nice walk. Wonderful. I like JUMPING in the game.
Just line in Real War. People jumping all the time. For
strategy! I dunno. Tonight is a rare night where my Dad
wants to get food delivery but I really can't help him with that in terms of
me getting something with him. Too much stuff from Super Market PLUS
the thing I HAVE to eat is stuff from Super market from the week
before. SORRY CAN'T HELP YA. WOW I have both starting pitchers
participating in The Mets game! I CAN'T LOSE! Sure I can.
I can easily lose! I CAN'T WIN! Accurate. Both
pitchers CANNOT get a win. But both pitchers CAN Not Get A Win.
Wait a second those sentences sound exactly the same but are meant to mean
different things. Someone alert George Carlin LANGUAGE
IDIOSYNCRASIES ARE AFOOT. Anyway I'll be back soon.
So Far So Good
Hey! They're saying immunocompromized people should really be getting
third booster shots. My Dad is that! Btu right now they're not
doing it because they're like I dunno that might make Other People not
trust vaccine WE BETTER LET THESE OTHER PEOPLE DIE as a compromise.
In which case what are you stupid. Let the people who need the
vaccines get the vaccines. EASY. Easy! What's your problem
is the point I'm trying to make! BOOSTER SHOT? THAT SOUNDS
LIKE FUN! Booster is a fun word. Shots are fun to get!
Booster Shot sounds like a slam dunk. I dunno it might make people
already not getting shots have another dumb incorrect argument against
shots. AND THEN WHEN WHERE WOULD BE. Some more of us would
be alive and/or not seriously ill. YEAH BUT AT WHAT COST.
What else is going on. I think it's great
that me and my team of fellow Warfarers all stay alive mission after
mission. I mean we die sometimes but at the end we're all alive.
Wow we must be the greatest warriors of all time. I like the
part where I throw grenades! Smoke grenades! I dunno how
effective they are. I certainly can't see through them for a
period of 5-12 seconds. I dunno about the Computer AI or not.
Presumably it hurts their vision too but we have no way of knowing!
Except through trial and error. And boy have I been doing a lot of
trial and error. By which I mean I get myself killed over and over.
JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE. Sort of I guess! I like JUMPING but
even more I like JUMPING OVER THINGS. There's some sort of hurdle in
my way? Jump right over it! Finally jumping is REALLY starting
to pay off!
Hey The Mets made another trade. For a Triple A
outfielder! Gotta imagine that'll pay off. Probably.
For the Triple A team. I wish them and him the best of luck.
The Mets gave NOTHING but Cash Considerations. Which I assume means
they're considering giving the other team some cash. May or may not!
But they're STRONGLY considering it. Sounds fair to me.
OUT FIELDER? THOSE ARE SOMETIMES THE BEST HITTERS. When I
was a kid outfielders and first basemen were good hitters and everyone else
wasn't. Sometimes third basemen were good hitters. These days ya
just never can tell based on what position someone is playing!
YEAH. What else is going on. Dad is taking a walk.
When both This Act and His Walk are over, I will be taking a shower.
Maybe not immediately! But soon after immediately. Also no
video games any time soon. That's a SECOND HALF OF THE DAY
activity. Wow I can't wait. I'll get through Oh I Don't Know
10 or 12 Checkpoints by the end of the day!
Wonderful. I HATE it when I make it halfway
through a check point but I had to put a lot of work into it and then I die
and I start Way Back At The Other Check Point. SHUOLDA BEEN A
CHECKPOINT PAST THAT LAST CHECKPOINT THAT I REACHED ALREADY.
That's checkpoints for ya. Right now not doing great at Baseball Game.
Pitching is fine. For some reason it's easy. These hitters are
terrible! I can pitch any pitch anywhere in the strike zone and they
RARELY are making contact at all and if so soft contact! Right now I'm
terrible at hitting but in the past I was great at it AND I SHALL BE GREAT
AT IT AGAIN. YEAH. Either that or I WON'T DEVOTE MUCH OR
ANY TIME TO THIS BASEBALL GAME AGAIN. YEAH. What else is
going on. Derek Jeter is the mascot of this video game.
Wonderful! What a jerk! Hey he was a short stop and a good
hitter when I was a kid. Yeah but he's the exception that proves
the rule. There were a dozen very good hitting short stops at the
time. ALL EXCEPTIONS THAT PROVES THE RULE.
Last paragraph of Act II! At this point in
following baseball I easily would root for The Mets over rooting for My
Players on other teams and in other situations where only one can prevail.
Easily! My fantasy baseball league is dumb even if I DO spend a
combined 30 minutes EVERY DAY following it. Mets are more important!
YEAH. Also it works out because 40% of my team Are Mets.
YEAH. What else is going on. I should put a hundred dollars
on the Mets winning the world series. I'd make like 8 or 9 thousand
dollars. IF ONLY I HAD A HUNDRED DOLLARS. AND PLUS IF ONLY
THE METS WON THE WORLD SERIES. Hmm if I had to pick between Having
A Hundred Dollars or Mets Winning World Series... my instinct is I'd
RATHER the Mets win the world series but I Gotta Be A Responsible Adult And
Take The Money. Wonderful. SO is that proposition in the
cards? No! I'm not getting any money NOR are the Mets
winning the world series!
I dunno either CAN happen. Maybe even BOTH can happen! We'll
just have to wait and see.
I Don't Know, Probably Not
Hello friends. Time for the end of the entry. Relatively
speaking! All in all I'm 75% into it. 25% is the ending.
Solidly! Anyway wearing a nice shirt today. Nice blue shirt with
darker blue sleeves. You know what that's like, right. Probably
gonna finally do Inventory of Pill Collection today. My Dad asked me
to do it earlier this week and I feel like if I don't do it today I'll
solidly be in territory where I've putt it off slightly too much. The
point is HUH. I had a dream I was wearing braces and my thought
process was WAIT A SECOND I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THIS. OH NO.
Then it turned out I wasn't wearing braces but wearing some weird
non-real-life braces/retainer mash-up. Which made me feel a little bit
better. Then I woke up! No braces! SEE YOU IN HELL
Wonderful. Maybe I should get braces. I
stopped wearing my retainer type thing before I was fully Braced.
Ended up only having a 90% braced Teeth Arrangement. Nah I'm okay
with my Teeth Arrangement. In fact I regret getting ANY of it
done. I feel like it changed my biting habits. That should be
obvious. Different teeth alignment, biting gonna be different!
And it's a long time ago but I'd bet money that I was happier with my
bitings before braces. I really enjoyed biting stuff, mostly food, in
the past before being a mid-teenager! Presumably! I don't know
what I'm basing that on but it FEELS right. HEY I can buy games for
Xbox 360. They're like 20 dollars! Also there's a ROCKSMITH
game where you plug in Real Guitar and it Helps You! That's more
expensive but HEY THAT MIGHT BE THE JOLT MY MUSIC CAREER NEEDS.
Also my music career will from now on be me committing to JOLT, the New
Name Of My Imaginary Band.
What else is going. On! The Mets had
ROBERTO ALOMAR? That doesn't sound right. I mean upon
further introspection YEAH it sounds right but at the same time
That doesn't sound right. Thinking about heating up Steak and/or
Eggs in OVEN for lunch in a little bit. At some point you'd think I'd
remember which is better for steak-- oven or microwave. I'd think so,
too! It's WRONG but that'd be my first instinct even after knowing
that I don't know. HASH BROWNS are better in oven-- check. Eggs?
I dunno about that either, oven or microwave. And ya know what I can
find some good in Microwaved Hash Browns. The point is Yesterday I
Used Microwave so Today I will Use Oven. Maybe write a note somewhere
how it all turned out. Turn that note into a book! Turn that
book into a writing career! Then die at some point hopefully.
Penultimate paragraph. I was watching video of
Guitarsmith and ya know what that looks great! I legitimately wanna
get it. It's only LESS THAN A HUNDRED DOLLARS. I just made that
much by forbidding the Mets from winning the world series. Alright!
Also no chance this program turns out to be a dud. I've seen
VIDEOS and customer satisfaction videos! Wonderful. This IS the
jolt I need to start writing songs for JOLT. Then again what
else is going on that I can write to finish this entry. Gotta imagine
there's MULTIPLE things I can say that will sufficiently end the entry.
WOW so many options open to me. I guess. Gotta imagine
there's lots of Crouching and Jumping in Guitarsmith. Is it
actually called Guitarsmith. I think it is. Either Guitarsmith
of Rocksmith. Better LTURQ. YEP Rocksmisth. JUST AS
I SECONDARILY SUSPECTED.
Last paragraph! I don't believe it.
WITH A PRODUCT LIKE THIS HOW ARE THERE NOT MILLIONS OF AMAZING GUITAR
PLAYERS OUT THERE. That's a real thought I had. Well if this
is so great WHY HAVEN'T THE RESULTS BEEN MADE ABUNDANTLY CLEAR to Me and/or
Society. Seems like it'd be important for us to know! I
dunno what else is going on. Five Walk Day today! I'm okay with
that! That's still the standard. I got no problem with a five
walk day. All in all probably BETTER than six walk days. But
it's close! Anyway. Not only can I get ROcksmith but I CAN GET
IT SOON. I'm used to waiting weeks and months if I wanna get
something. For one reason or another. For this? I bring it
up to my parents, I get the Okay to get it, and I get it! Here within
a week! WOW I'll think about this for several weeks and get back to
me. What else. Oh, that's it. Wonderful. I'll
see ya later.
July 23, 2021
This Isn't A Great Titles
Hey! Here's a thing that happened a week ago but I didn't wanna put in
website because I'M NOT A LAME. This is the kind of thing my Mom would
imagine would be good for Website Fodder. And maybe my hypothetical
mom would be theoretically right but to me it's a LAME. Anyway the
thing was it was raining outside and my parents were like don't go out
there's lightening reported. And after 15 seconds of back and
forth I was like you're literally worried I'm going to get hit by
lightening. And then they realized the error of their ways and
were like YEAH I GUESS WE ARE. Half in a isn't that funny
sort of way and half in a Yeah but REALLY sort of way.
AWW AIN'T THAT A CUTE STORY. My Mom would be proud! The
premise is that getting hit by lightening is often considered like a It's
Never Gonna Happen statistic. Also my ammendum to the joke is
finally being short is paying off. Lightening hits tallest object type
thing. That Ain't Me!
Wonderful. Hey what's going on in the wide world
of sport. I was able to get Xbox 360 Controller WORKING ON AND OFF.
It stayed on for as much as 15 minutes but usually went off and on after 90
seconds. So I can't really Play Games. But I CAN put on movies.
I put on a movie last night! Why it's only The Good The Bad The
Ugly. Also I have a BIG problem with these labels. The Good
isn't particularly Good, the Ugly is pretty ugly but he's got INNER
beauty, and The Bad has his own set of morals and principles. But
anyway I like that movie because I WAS TOLD it was a classic movie and WHO
AM I TO ARGUE. I like the part where there's a fly buzzing on
Ugly's Face. I also like the part where Good is dying in dessert
from thirst and lack of energy and his face is all crusty. THAT
LOOKS WEIRD WELL DONE MAKE UP DEPARTMENT. The entire movie is made
up. The Make Up department could be EVERYONE working on the movie.
I dunno about that. The script could be a make up department.
Production is Solid Tangible Thing. You build a fake set of a living
room, That's REALLY There Sort Of! No make believe with that!
What else is going on. Accepted Super
Market delivery just now. 20 minutes ago or so. Wonderful!
I'm done with that for solidly a week. I'm drinking coffee and
whatnot. That's how that goes. The Mets are BACK IN ACTION
today. Presumably they were IN ACTION yesterday. I'm not
suggesting that all 26 roster players as well as the coaches and assorted
other custodial workers are completely sedentary for a prolonged amount of
time. Maybe I AM suggesting that. But inadvertently!
That's not the message I'm trying to get across because it's probably
incorrect! Why would I want to get incorrect messages across on
purpose! I dunno! I'm sure there's reasons in a incorrect
message by incorrect message basis! I got a Belgian Waffle for last
night! Got Steak and Eggs for Today Lunch and Tomorrow Lunch.
It's GOOD because it's delicious. And it's GOOD because I kept putting
it off. I ate more Fiscally Responsible meals several nights in a row
instead of Steak &/v Eggs. YEAH. But I'm having it for
lunch. STEAK FOR LUNCH? WHAT IS THIS LIFESTYLES OF THEM RICH
Wonderful. I'd rather watch a lifestyle of
the Poor and Famous. Gotta imagine them down on their luck famous
people are fun to watch because we can revel in their unfortunateness.
OH NO BREAKING NEWS Cleveland Baseball Team has announced their new
names... THE GUARDIANS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. I may grow
to like it within a matter of minutes but my immediate reaction is THAT'S
STUPID partly because I DON'T GET IT YET. I don't know what Guardians
have to do with Cleveland and/or baseball. It's possible it has
SOMETHING to do with those things in which case I may amend my position.
But as of now Breaking News SOUNDS DUMB. Maybe I'm just
jealous. I want MY team to be The Guardians. Also it
sounds like Super Hero type stuff. I don't know if I feel comfortable
mixing super heroes with baseball. That's a crossover that hasn't
happened yet and if something hasn't happened yet it probably isn't good.
Otherwise it'd have happened! ALRIGHT GONNA LOOK INTO THIS TO SEE
WHAT IT MEANS BRB.
The good news is for most of my life I've confused
Baltimore and Cleveland. Either just in baseball context or possibly
in all contexts. I've mentioned that before here. I'll mention
it again! It makes it abundantly clear that I'm an idiot for most of
my life. WAIT A SECOND BALTIMORE ORIOLES THAT'S A BIRD.
And it's NOT a Raven. Why would Baltimore go out of their way to have
a Bird Name and NOT make it a tribute to Edgar Allen Poe. Cause
they can't be The Ravens, The Ravels are already The Ravens. Well
they can be the Next Best Bird in Edgar Allen Poe. Gotta imagine he
wrote a Lesser Poem about Crows. Solid 15% chance Crows show up in
Edgar Allen Poe. Ya know what? Solid 65% chance Crows show
up in Edgar Allen Poe. And even if they don't, Crows are Spooky!
Baltimore likes Crows! So basically they should have gone with The
Cleveland Crows. What's going on again. Oh right I was
gonna see if Guardians has anything to do with Cleveland.
Google says it's a reference to THE FAMOUS, "Guardians Of
Transportation." Which I believe is a reference to Pete
Buttiegieg. And if not that I don't know and I don't care to find out!
I'm halfway through too many movies. THREE! Good Bad
Ugly. Poltergeist (2015). The Mummy (1999?). I've seen
them all before but I need to see them all again! Pot committed to all
three! Anyway hey Sixth paragraph. Today gonna be a six walker.
I woke up early to get a walk in before Super Market.
Wonderful! I figure at the rate I'm having six walks instead of five,
by the end of the year, I'd be down an extra 1-1.5 pounds! WOW and
all I had to do was walk three hours a day once every 4 or 5 days instead of
two and a half. Also gotta imagine its good for mental health.
WOW I'm outside now all the endorphins are coming my way. Not sure
what an endorphin is. Not sure what a lot of things are! I've
got great news for Cleveland, The Guardians ALREADY have a winning record of
48-46 this year. They've only existed roughly an hour officially
and they ALREADY are only 9 games back from the Division Lead. WOW.
Imagine if The Guardians make up the 9 games and make the playoffs.
Everyone will be like WOW THE GUARDIANS THAT'S A THING BASEBALL
WILL REMEMBER THIS SEASON. And all they have to do is make up a
measly 9 games. They can do that! They've got New Name Mojo!
Anyway. What else is going on. Seventh
paragraph! I'm guessing. Gonna have to look into that one.
YEAH I was right. YEAH. WHAT THE HELL The Guardians
are only SIX games out of the 2nd wild card spot. They can make up six
games. And it's still a big reach enough (especially considering all
the teams ahead of them in the wild card race) that would make Baseball
History. People will REMEMBER 2021 as the year of The Guardians.
Now the ball is in THEIR court. Also Now They Play Basketball.
You heard it here first! What else is going on. My Mom is
doing A LOT of my laundry today. We're talking a substantial amount
for the first time in 3-5 weeks. Instead of just 4-6 shirts once a
week. WOW this is gonna be great. So many shirts at
bottom half of hamper I haven't worn in a dog's age! Not the ones at
bottom of hamper! They're still there! My Mom is only doing
2/3-3/4ths of my laundry. HEY that's pretty good. Also
HEY the comforter I have right now STILL smells fresh roughly a week
since I started using it. WHAT THE HELL. This is amazing!
No wonder people wash their comforters relatively often. It's a dream
going to sleep these days!
Wonderful. Eighth paragraph! Three more
than I take a walk. Amazing. Imagine if I had Sheets. No
sheets for me! Just an unsheeted bed and a comforter. Sheets are
GREAT when you first lie down but then they get undone by the 2nd or 3rd day
and I'd rather have No Sheet than an Undone Sheet! Too much of a
hassle. I don't wanna get involved in sheets coming off the bed and
getting bunched up and all that. Too much of a hassle! What else
is going on. ESPN and presumably other places still have Cleveland
Indians in their algorithms. GET WITH THE TIMES. You look
DUMB. Something about architecture. Transportation
Architecture? I dunno Guardians seems dumb. WAIT A SECOND
isn't one of the premises of my life that I like transportation.
SORT OF but My Thing is PUBLIC Transportation. Bridge for cars?
I could take it or leave it! Bridge part is Fine. I like a
bridge IN THEORY. But Cars driving on bridge? That's a wash.
Bridge is great, cars ain't!
My Mom thinks my website is Get a load of this my
parents literally told me they're worried I'll get struck by lightening!
While in reality my website is Bridge is great, cars ain't!
What else is going on. Ninth paragraph. I don't believe it!
What else is going on. Lookin' likely we're getting PIZZERIA for
dinner tonight. And/or Italian Food. It's called Centre Pizza
but they serve Italian Food other than Pizza! I'll be getting Pizza,
though. You don't mess with success! And pizza is generally A
Success I guess. Maybe with GARLIC on it. PIECES of Garlic.
Yeah that sounds great what else is going on. I may have done
this bit before, it's dumb, but I feel like I said it a month or two ago.
But it's why is Cleveland Indians. Sure Indians lived in Cleveland,
no doubt. They lived all over America. Nothin' special about
Cleveland! Wonderful. Good thing I said it again! You
might have forgotten that I'm dumb most of the time.
Last paragraph! What else is going on.
Looking forward to trying Chocolate Chip Cookies from Super Market
tomorrow for breakfast. We're talking I Will Have TWO of them.
NOT BAD. That's way more than One. 100% more! And 100%
is obviously the highest percent you can have. So basically this is
the highest amount of cookies one can have entirely! YES now we're
talking! I tried loading Quake 4: One Of The Two Or Three Xbox
360 Games I Don't Think I Ever Loaded Up At All and it looks good enough
graphicswise and like it would be a fun game to play! Can't because of
Game Controller going in and out. But if I get New Xbox I wouldn't
mind playing this one before buying new game. Or more accurately
buying 2 or 3 new games and also playing this one at the same time.
Because it's CINEMATIC. There's CUT SCENES that remind me of MOVIES.
The good news is I'm done here for now. I'll be back in a little bit.
I Like Those Odds
Took a look at the steak I will be having presumably half of. I will
halve it to have it. But that's not the point! The point is Wow
Lots Of Steak There I'm Gonna Have Fun With This One! Also I will have
BREAD With it. I never do that! Presumably eat half of it like
an open face sandwich with the fried egg. And maybe even have a bite
or two of STEAK EGG AND BREAD at the same time. If I really wanna go
nuts! I was looking at images of Steak and ya know what I miss a good
T-Bone. That was the steak My Mom would make for me at times
throughout my life. Part of it is Good Memory Of Steak because I ate
the entire thing at that's a lot of steak. But also it's delicious.
And also it's COMPARTMENTALIZED. I'm gonna eat the part of the T-Bone
steak that's 2x the other part first. Then the smaller part WHICH IS
MORE TENDER is to be the closer of the meal. Also I presumably got an
entire Baked Potato with this. Also THE BONE! Rip at that bone
in an uncouth way. Just grab the T-bone and try to tear at it with my
teeth in an inefficient but EVENTUALLY effectual way. Is it
inefficient or unefficient. Or neither. Apparently it's
inefficient. Oh well let's move on.
Cool! If Oakland Athletics move to another city
do they change their name. I think they should. Athletics is a
nod to Oakland Itself because of all the athleticism in Oakland. You
live in a different city? You need a different name. Might I
suggest The Indians. In demand name that recently became
available! You're gonna wanna snatch that up before someone else gets
it! Is there a pun there with Indian Giver. I dunno.
Gotta imagine Indian Giver isn't politically correct anymore. Gotta
imagine Indian Giver was NEVER politically correct. What else is
going on. Gonna take a nice break after this Act. Dad is taking
a walk roughly when I will be done with this act, maybe a few minutes before
or after. And that's a 40 minute block I gotta stay in the house and
not shower either. So I got a nice long BREAK from all the work I do.
Hmm maybe I'll watch some TV. That's just the Out Of The Box Idea
that can make this day worthwhile! Also I'm a third into watching
Major League II. That's another movie I could presumably pick up!
I dunno Out Of Date now as of a couple of hours ago. Good point
that movie isn't worth watching anymore.
What else is going on. I feel like as a kid I
liked Major League II better than Major League I. And as an Adult I
had better things to do with my life. Much better things than
concerning myself with The Major League Franchise! What else is going
on and crap. What exactly is Cleveland Guardians guarding.
Baseball? The city of Cleveland? Sports? AMERICA?
They're gonna have to figure this out QUICK because if they don't get out in
front of What They Are Guarding it will only fuel speculation and
allow someone else to control the narrative of what they may or may not be
guarding. I think CLEVELAND is the first thought but Cleveland
Doesn't Need Guarding! Maybe BASEBALL. Baseball is on the
way down per my impression and a good Cleveland Baseball Team is going to
GUARD baseball from all those who come in its way.
What else is going on. Which was the plot of
Major League. THEY KNEW THE FUTURE AHEAD OF TIME. Wow
amazing. I dunno. A lot more impressive than Knowing The
Future After The Fact. Anyone can know that! I dunno. The
point is you know a movie is good when you stop watching a third into it.
WOW I like this movie so much I want to save it for later when I'm REALLY
gonna get into it. Makes sense to me. Been watching some
INTERVENTIONS. CANADIAN Interventions. As they all are these
days. Because Canada doesn't know yet that TV shows about addictions
will inevitably be Interventions. They've got a rude awakening in
for them! All awakenings are rude. WHAT THE HELL I WAS
SLEEPING WHERE DO YOU GET OFF. That's a good point! I make
lots of good points. I've made roughly seven this year!
Last paragraph! Of Act II! Not Ever!
I haven't had beer in Oh I Don't Know closing in on four months. I
anticipate having beer during concert! Otherwise who knows if I'd
enjoy it. Not me! It could go either way! Man oh man if
I had one to three beers though, that'll seal the deal! Unless
it's like HEY this music is well and good but I MISS THIS ALCOHOL THING
EVEN MORE THIS IS GREAT. Maybe I shouldn't drink, then. Make
the music less appreciated, not more! I just wanna appreciate music!
That's what I wanna get out of this excursion! Not just appreciate but
GET WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF IT. Which is easy because I have a
great track record of getting what I'm supposed to get out of Wilco and also
getting SOME stuff I'm supposed to get out of Sleater-Kinney.
YEP that's life I guess. I'll be back a little bit later.
To Whom Am I Speaking
Hey! Tried one of them Chocolated Chipped Cookies and it's good stuff!
Just what I want from a chocolate chip cookie. A crunchy/crispy one.
We're gonna separate those from Chewy Cookies. I want different things
from them! But for a crunchy one this is wonderful! Also HEY the
Cleveland Baseball Team will remain The Indians for the 2021 season!
Well there goes that. I was ready to root for the Cleveland
Guardians but now it's BAD if Cleveland mounts a comeback this season.
It would be The Indian's Revenge! Also by next year the novelty of a
new name will have subsided some so I don't need to root for them then
either. Basically they handled this situation TERRIBLY. First
they didn't name themselves The Cleveland Crows and now this!
Anyway I can see two of these cookies being a delicious breakfast and being
just enough to tide me over. YEAH.
Wonderful. I get to have lunch in 2 hours.
You know what that's like, right. You stuff food down your gullet for
roughly 5 minutes to half an hour. I dunno how long it takes you to
stuff food down your gullet. For me it usually takes 5-15 minutes.
What else is going on. HEY The Mets made/are finalizing a trade!
They're getting a starting pitcher WHOM I'VE HEARD OF. I forget the
context (but was reminded of it when I looked it up online) but the name
definitely rang a bell. AMAZING. Rich Hill. Which
is the wealthy neighborhood overlooking the ancient Indian Burial Ground
That is Cleveland. Not sure that sentence even made sense enough to
not make sense. Not making sense would be a STEP UP for that sentence
in regards to how much sense it makes.
Cool. The movie I've continued so far today
is THE MUMMY. It's a good movie because it makes ya think. I
dunno. I CAN PICK UP RICH HILL IN FANTASY BASEBALL. But I'd have
to drop someone and I don't have anyone I want to drop! There is a
pitcher I can drop but he's one of the other Mets starters! I want as
many Mets on my team at all times! I can drop a hitter to make room
for Rich Hill but then I'd be down a hitter and that's not a great strategy!
I need to MAKE UP ground in hitting categories not LOSE ground. Let's
Talk About It! Hey the entry is gradually getting closer to being
completed. Yep that's how that works. Wonderful.
Been playing guitar a bit more often since I got TV. Put it on during
the evening, ideally with Baseball Game, sit on floor with electric guitar.
Not doing WELL on guitar but even just holding it is progress! Also I
pluck and/or hit the strings sometimes which makes SOUNDS. Not GREAT
sounds but it's progress!
Wonderful. I haven't liked the sound I get out of
my acoustic guitar in years! Oh well! Presumably I could get a
new acoustic guitar but nows not the time. THE TIME ISN'T RIGHT.
Also per my understanding The Mets are giving up nothing valuable at all for
this pitcher. WHAT A STEAL. They're getting someone WHO MAY be
good for two people who PROBABLY WON'T be good. WOW. I
forget what I was talking about. I was walking behind a lady on my
walk for about 90 seconds which I hate because I don't want to feel like I'm
stalking someone so I decided to speed up my walking by a lot and walk
around her but that was no good either because THAT caught her off guard and
she was like YOU CAN'T JUST PULL UP ON PEOPLE. And I felt
terrible! I'm sorry! But it's a lose lose either way!
Unless I walk in another direction! And I really wanted to walk in
this direction she was walking in! Hmm what if I RUN past her.
By the time she could respond I'M WELL ON MY WAY.
What else is going on. HEY I got 14 clean
shirts right now! It's an embarrassment of Riches! Also
presumably if Rich Hill pitches a really terrible game the New York Post
headline will be AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICH'S! Or maybe The Daily
News. I forget which newspaper would be into that kind of thing.
Probably both AND THEN SOME. Is, "Embarrassment of Riches," even a
phrase. I better LTURQ. YEP IT IS and I'm using it 100%
CORRECTLY. That's as much correct as you can be! WOW!
What else is going on. I can't wait to wake up tomorrow. I'm
gonna have two cookies! I dunno I CAN wait. There's roughly
Several Times I Can Eat Delicious even before then. Not AS
delicious but food that is delicious in its own right. Yeah.
Sure. Whatever. As long as I can stop now. I'll be
July 22, 2021
Lets Read This Together
Hello friends. Did blood work today. Or Had It Done To Me.
Either way I Did something and I feel like that's something I should be
proud about. Also I dunno about you guys but when I have my waist
circumstance measured I Suck It In A LITTLE BIT. Always! Look I
could easily be sucking it in more. Just a little bit! I feel as
long as I'm consistent I'm doing the right thing. Also I don't know
why I care. I don't know the number. If I did know the number I
don't know it in context. I just want THEM to think good of me.
Anyway. My pulse was high today! Not sure what that's about.
The good news is I Am Still Alive as of now. What else is going on.
I gave Tobacco Convenience Store my phone number! They didn't have My
Mom's Potential Cigarettes in stock so I gave them my number to call when
they do. I ended up getting them from some other place! But
they're gonna call soon and I'm anxious about it. I don't wanna talk
to them! This is terrible. They can call at any time, too!
I don't know when!
Yeah! I dunno if its because my Pulse was already
high, or I was thinking about getting my mom cigarettes, but while waiting
for blood work I was like hey I could smoke a cigarette. Maybe
because I was In Hospital. Those were the times I wanted cigarettes
the most! Being In Hospital for a long time and not being bale to
smoke! Go figure. I feel okay now, though.
Cigarettes aren't useful to me at all. They don't help me accomplish
my Life Goals at all. In fact they are a mark against my Life Goal of
Living For As Long As Possible. Sure by the time I'm elderly I can be
a Cyborg PROBABLY but we can't 100% count on that. Well we can.
But we'd be wrong! Still though what a way to live life. Being
100% you're a Cyborg by the time you're not dead yet. Yeah!
That sort of thing!
Wonderful. I saw Joe Biden gave a Town Hall
yesterday. I didn't see it! But I saw he DID it. Which I
think is great. I'd do Town Halls to if I could. No I
wouldn't. I'd have to come up with material first. I mean I
guess I WOULD. But I'd need to know it's happening a long time in
advance. You tell me I'm doing a town hall 18 months from now I'm
excited about it! I'll come up with some great stuff. Whatever
is befitting a Town Hall but GOOD. That's my plan if this
scenario comes true. HEY I checked to see if I could hook up Xbox to
TV so at least I might be able to watch DVDS if not play games and HEY IT
WORKED HOWEVER the Game Controllers don't work. Which I think is 50%
batteries are dead and 50% remotes are just broken somehow internally.
Either way for some reason the screen is discolored when Xbox Is On Screen.
It was like this years ago on old TV! I chalked it up to the
connection. Nope! Xbox!
Either way sure I didn't know what movie to watch first
yet get off my back about it. I dunno. Chinese food for luck
yesterday was either a slight success or a relative failure. Tasted
okay! I was REASONABLY full by the end. But I didn't feel like I
ate enough to please my senses. I wasn't too hungry by the time I was
done but while eating it I was like this isn't lasting long enough to my
likings at all. Also what else is going on. Gonna have part
II of that for lunch today! That's how that goes. I'm not gonna
eat the Bonus Egg Roll they gave me. What am I an idiot? Sure
Egg Rolls are delicious that's how they draw you in but they're
unhealthy! Unlike other Chinese Food. Somethin' like that.
I dunno! Crystal Shrimp Dumplings were delicious. Somethin' like
that. I dunno!
Hey coffee should be ready by now. I think I'm
gonna wait to get it until after this paragraph. Because waiting to do
things is good. That way it's spread out so you can get the most of
out Things You Do while doing them Less. Yeah...? Also
the anticipation makes Doing The Thing that much sweeter. The point is
Yes I am getting BBQ Salmon from Super Market for first time since
before Personal Independence Day (PID). It's good because it's healthy
(Salmon) and delicious (BBQ). Barbaque isn't that hard to spell.
Why we using BBQ. Hmm barbaque is pretty hard to spell. I've
already spelled it wrong twice in the past 15 seconds. Alright I'm
gonna try to get it without using spell check. Barbque.
Barrbeque. Barbaqaue. THIS IS GOING NOWHERE. I MUST
KNOW WHAT IT IS IMMEDIATELY. BARNAQUE. Alright I'm gonna type a
standard misspelling for Barbque coming up and then spell check it. So
you will only see it Correct. Here we go. BARBEQUE.
WHAT THAT'S IT? That can't be it! That's DUMB. I'm
gonna get coffee.
Yeah! Putting together Super Market
order and I'm plannin on mixing it up for breakfast this week. We're
talking instead of the cookie I've been getting the last couple of weeks for
breakfast and also instead of the OTHER kind of cookie I've had recently for
breakfast, I'm trying A DIFFERENT COOKIE. A SMALLER
cookie in size. So I would have MORE COOKIES. But DIFFERENT.
Wonderful. That sort of thing! Maybe get Steak & Eggs once and
for all tonight. Not really For All. Also, guess what?
Not Once either. I guess it could be For All but I don't like the
sound of that one bit! What else is going on. I can't play
video games they're way too DARK BLUE. Blue alone I can live with.
Dark Blue? I can barely make out anything! Too dark! Also
Too Blue! Hmm I know how to address vision settings on TV.
Maybe I can come up with an arrangement that works. YEAH YOU'D
THINK SO WOULDN'T YOU. Jeez why am I yelling. I FORGET.
Wonderful. The great news is if I get a new
Xbox I get a new controller. Presumably this controller will be firing
on most cylinders and also several spheres and cone type situations.
Also I wonder what kind of color it would be. I hope BLACK.
Can't go wrong with BLACK electronic devices. Controller is an
electronic device. It solidly uses electricity! I don't think
that can be debated. Anyway. Found a place to stop off after
Cigarette Place That Didn't Have Cigarettes and got cigarettes there.
I don't need more! I kind of do but I'll survive without them!
My Mom wanted three cartons and we got two! That'll have to do for
now! Get off someone's back about it! Hey after this sentence
and perhaps one more sentence there's only three more paragraphs to the act!
WOW I ALLOTTED ROOM FOR THIS SENTENCE RIGHT HERE.
You know that sort of thing. Someone offered
me a trade in Fantasy Baseball! Get a load of this! It wasn't a
fair trade but it MAY be a prelude to further trade proposals that MAY
increasingly get more fair. And it's addressing issues my Team has!
YES WONDERFUL I'D LIKE TO HEAR MORE. Nothin' more! That's
it for now! OH NO WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON. Stuff I guess!
YEAH GREAT. What else is going on. I know they tell you that
you can check your own pulse and I know how to do it but I'm not gonna do
that. I got THINGS to do. And also I live the high life I get
other people to check my pulse for me. I'm not checking my own pulse
like a Lowly Peasant. Get real! Hmm I tried checking my pulse
and I don't feel/hear anything. I guess I don't have a pulse.
Whew that's a relief. I thought I had a HIGH pulse.
Cool. What else is going on! Presumably
something. Otherwise the next several paragraphs wouldn't be able
to exist. And if you're reading this, most likely, you can see They Do
Exist. Lucky you. What else. LOOK for the majority
of next week I will eat the same cookies I have been eating for breakfast.
Why it's only Small Black And White Cookies that are big enough that one is
good for breakfast. But to fill in the OTHER days I'm getting
CHOCOLATE CHIP cookies that are smaller but I could eat TWO OR THREE for
Breakfast. And it's DELICIOUS because it's made by A COMPANY.
A COMPANY? MAKING FOOD? That MUST be a slam dunk. My
Dad called up Kellogg's yesterday because he wasn't happy he couldn't find
Total Cereal easily. I heard him talking to them without knowing it
was them he was talking to and I thought he was talking to my uncle.
The way he was going on congenially and affably about his Super Market
habits. Like he was talking to a friend somehow. Nope!
KELLOGS. Internet says Total is General Mills. And General
Mills isn't Kelloggs. I guess my Dad was talking to the wrong
company about their cereal. NOPE. Must have been a
miscommunication. Blame ME not him. I'M the one wrong somewhere
in this story.
Wonderful. Unless Kellogg's has sabotaged General
Mill's Total and somehow they're to blame for its scarcity. In which
case Yes you can take up your grievances with Kelloggs. Hey this is
the last paragraph of the act. And I'm already easily on schedule for
regular time for 5 walks but with a bonus walk earlier. Wonderful.
I can't wait to figure out music I want to listen to. I listened to
the Recent Hits Of The Day enough. Now it's time to move onto bigger
and better things. Or at least things that are the same size and
roughly the same quality. I'd settle for that easy! Also it's
easily possible Xbox Controller would work with batteries. That's the
most intuitive thing. Why wouldn't it work. But I've got a gut
feeling none of 'em would work. I've got THREE I know where they are.
None of em are gonna work! I'd bet money on this! Because I Win
Either Way! Either I win money or I win Access To Xbox by using
Controller That Works! I CAN'T LOSE!!! See ya in a little
Now Let's Do It Separate
Hey friends. Back from a walk. I did it! Gonna be checking
my weight in less than a week. You know what that's like.
Stressful! Who needs it. I feel like other information that is
stressful I just ignore. Halfway through watching the remake of The
Poltergeist on TV. That was one of the first movies I saw in Better
Movie Theater back in Oh I Don't Know 2015. Because I was
dorming for a month that summer for some reason no one is really sure of.
And that theater was closer! And after that I ended up going to that
theater more than the other because Hey It's A Better Theater. Also at
some point the other theater closed down completely! HMM.
I could probably go to movie theaters now but my parents would be like
Look we won't stop you but we'll be disappointed in you if you do.
I don't need that hassle! Too stressful! Might as well avoid
letting my parents down altogether. That's JUST WHAT THEY WANT to
happen. Yeah and I'll give it to 'em! Why not!
Cool. I think it was during the month of dorming
that I considered going to A Psychic or Tarot Card Reader Or Something like
that that was on the way from Dorm to Theater. I had seen The Sign
plenty of times on Bus Ride. And I was like ya know what I WANNA
GET SOME STUFF FIGURED OUT. But it was closed. And I never
returned again! I don't need that kind of hassle. May even be a
SCAM for all I know! Also I can do my own Tarot Cards. All I
need is a pack of Tarot Cards. Draw the cards myself I CAN DRAW CARDS
I THINK. What do I need them for. To help me interpret
the cards? C'mon! I can interpret cards. See this one
says DEATH. That means... well... not a lot! I just drew NINE
CARDS and one individual one means hardly anything. In fact All Of
Them Combined don't mean anything at all! So I saved money on
THAT. Except for what I spent on the Tarot Cards. I
regret that hypothetical future purchase. I assume I can use Standard
Deck Of Cards and there's some sort of guidelines as to which Regular Card
corresponds to which Tarot Card. Easy!
Also why are Uno cards all over the place when we can just
play Crazy Eights! I'd say there's a solid SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT CHANCE
the games are more or less the same. I FORGET. I haven't played
Crazy Eights since middle school. UNO I haven't played since then
either but I REMEMBER how Uno goes. Played it more often!
DRAW FOUR THAT'S THE BEST... WHEN IT HITS ANOTHER PERSON. If you
draw a Draw Four for yourself that's not good. If it applies to
someone man that guy is gettin' a hurtin'. What else is going
on. WILD. And then SUPER WILD. I don't remember it as much
as I thought I did but Draw Fours and some sort of Ultimate Wild, those are
important cards. Those and DEATH. The Mets have a day off
today. Good for them. Bad for me! It's good that they get
a break but it's bad that I don't have that entertainment. Also HEY I
was watching a Non-Mets game for the first time in hardly ever last night.
The Yankees game. And I was ROOTING FOR THE YANKEES for the first time
since Oh I Don't Know 1997? Because they were playing Mets
Division Rival so I wanted that team to LOSE ground in the standings not
GAIN ground. And the Yankees won! ALSO the color commentators
for Yankess are A SNOOZE. METS ANNOUNCERS AND COLOR COMMENTATORS ALL
Wonderful. Mets are playing Them Toronto Blue
Jays next. Talk about a snooze of a Baseball Team Name. Blue Jays?
I don't CARE. Presumably Toronto has a lot of Blue Jays but whose
excited about Most Birds which Blue Jays apply to. Baltimore Ravens
that's WONDERFUL because it's like Edgar Allen Poe. St Louis CARDINALS
is great because it's like the priesthood. Blue Jays?
WONDERFUL LEAVE ME OUT OF IT I DON'T CARE. What birds live in
Washington DC. That's a good idea for Washington Football Team.
Or maybe for Cleveland Baseball Team. But that would be what birds
live in Cleveland. I don't want the bird that lives in Washington DC
to be the basis for the Cleveland's team name. Hmm. Is
there any other color of Socks that exist. Purple? I feel like
I've seen some purple socks. Probably for old people or something.
Or they're special Health Socks in some fashion. Striped socks.
For some reason that sounds like it exists to me.
Wonderful. Why not go bare foot! The
Cleveland Feet. I'm on board with that. OH BLACK SOCKS OF
COURSE. I'm wearing them right now! Wonderful. Hey my Dad
is taking a walk right now so I'm going to be forced to watch TV for a
little bit before I take Next Walk and after I finish This Paragraph.
I can live with that! TV is entertaining now and again. For some
reason I kind of imagine the White Sox as The Black Sox presumably because
they live in an African American neighborhood. Expanded neighborhood.
And also I could be wrong about that! For some reason I think of Cubs
as White Chicago and White Sox as Black Chicago. BETTER LTURQ.
YEP I WAS RIGHT. Cubs are Northside of Chicago (White) and White Sox
are Southside (Black). Generally! So that settles that for now
for some reason. I forget what. HEY I'll be back in a
You Know What I Mean
Hello friends. I'm here to write the rest of the entry!
Hopefully it doesn't take too long. I'm ready to move on with my life
for the rest of the day. Watch some YOUTUBE HORROR. Which is
mostly re-watching Tales From Them Crypts and partly re-browsing whether
there's any free horror movies on there that I can watch. You'd be
surprised at how many free movies are on youtube! Maybe you wouldn't
be! You probably wouldn't be if its the kind of thing you'd be
interested in! If you're not interested in it at all you probably
WOULD be surprised about it if only because you don't care and this
knowledge means nothing to you. That sounds surprising.
Wonderful! Got coffee #2 going. Wonderful! don't have a
cold beverage right now at the same time. WHAT THE HELL. I
better go take care of that. ...Later!
I don't wanna have to get up. I just got down!
Gettin some good communal dinner meals from Super Market mostly for
myself. Sure I'll buy a ROTISSERIE CHICKEN I can put the 3/4ths I
don't eat immediately in the FREEZER. It's worth it because it's
delicious, it's nutritious, and it's relatively cheap compared to other
options! Also My Mom is unhappy with Non 100 Cigarettes. Not
because smoking a non-1oo cigarette isn't long enough. Well Yes
Abstractly that is the case. But her premise is I wanna SAVE
cigarettes. I like the 100s because I can split that in half or so.
Regulars? I CAN'T SPLIT THAT EVENLY IN HALF. Hopefully I can
educate her on Fractions and how you can have all sorts of fractions that
aren't Wholes Or Halves and that might help change her mind. If
there's a third left, so what. Smoke that third and smoke a fifth of
the next one, whatever fraction you want, it's up to you!
Wonderful. Also I ACCURATELY remembered the White
Sox uniforms of my youth were black. And probably are still black!
That's the exact opposite of what you should be doing! But it also
helped foster a sense in my mind of them being The Black Sox. What
else is going. Looking forward to lunch! Not for another Over
Two Hours though. I can live with that! I'm not starving or
anything. It's gonna be a GREAT before lunch period today. Solid
long amount of time being done with entry. I get to RELAX once and for
all. Hopefully not For All. Wait a second YEAH.
HOPEFULLY FOR ALL. The Relaxation Period I'm about to embark on may
last THE REST OF MY LIFE. Alright now we're talking!
Anyway. The nice thing about getting Chicken
and Meatloaf and Salmon for upcoming week is I GET TO GET THE HALF
SPHERES OF POTATO ONCE AGAIN. I haven't had that in three and a
half months! They're delicious presumably I don't really remember.
They were okay all in all per my memory now that I try to remember.
So that's exciting is the point. I WAS pairing salmon with cup o
noodles back then. Now I'm just gonna pair it with potatoes. Why
not? It seems like a solid way to go! ROTISSERIE CHICKEN?
THAT'S HEALTHY AND DELICIOUS. I'm very excited about rotisserie
chicken and I feel I'm not even excited enough! Well maybe I am
excited enough. I'm pretty excited. I guess it's appropriate.
Fascinating. Hey after this sentence the next sentence will begin the
Wonderful! My credit card is unfrozen!
If it was even frozen at all in the first place! All I know is it
works today and that's GREAT. Hey maybe by later today I can watch
DVDs on my TV! And also maybe they will look appropriate and not
un-watchable Very Dark Blue. Hmm A Maybe is 50/50 so there's a 1/4
chance I can watch DVDs. I don't know where I decided that Maybe's
are 50/50 standardly. I mean I guess if you had to guess based on
nothing 50/50 is a good place to start. Also 50/50 is 1. Maybes
aren't a 1! I lost track of what I was talking about. Oh
hey the entry is over. I'll be back tomorrow.
July 21, 2021
Entry Is Good
Hello friends. The Great News is that I figured out the right ANGLE
and TORQUE and PRESSURE to put my charging wire into my phone socket.
I can get it within the first half dozen tries EASY. It's KIND OF hard
but overall it's EASIER than the alternative. The alternative is NOT
knowing the torque and it taking me DOZENS of tries. Also I am
PUMPED about using the word torque. Mostly correctly, too! Gotta
imagine they use the word torque in Fast And Furious. I think
that's what Tokyo Drift is. Tokyo Torque. I never saw the
movie. I imagine it's like that thing where the car is driving at
you and then pulls up at the last minute so they're ultimately horizontal to
you and then Vin Diesel is like get in we're gonna party! I
DON'T get into that car. Not safe! I've never seen the movie but
I gotta imagine 80% of cars end up crashing. Or end up CLOSE to
Wonderful. Anyway a little ahead of schedule
today. I should be able to get in six walks but it's gonna be a little
tight for the first several where I'm working around Writing Acts Of Entry.
Anyway. Talked with pshycholist type person today and that went great.
We actually talke d for Oh I Don't Know NINE MINUTES? We
accomplished a lot. Sure half of it was her Soda Shaming me but that's
just the life I choose to live. I feel like every other appointment I
have ends up with me being Soda Shamed. And they're right! I
should stop. But I'm not gonna! If I don't' stop for MYSELF why
in the hell would I stop for YOU. Anyway there was some mixup and we
didn't pay My Credit Card Bill from last month on time! We worked it
out but my card is FROZEN for today and/or tomorrow. So if you plan on
stealing my credit card and USING it ya might wanna wait a day or two.
Well, you don't have to. Go ahead and try to charge it all you want!
You ain't gettin' anywhere, though! Hmm what kind of hints can I
give you for what my Safe Word is for my credit card.
It's not my safe word! My parents came up
with it! There that's a pretty got hint. I don't know
what it is! That's an INTERESTING hint in the sense that it may
just be me trying to throw you off the scent. Probably not,
though. Maybe! I don't know! I ain't tellin'! Anyway
pumped up about some LUNCH today. I'm thinking CHINESE FOOD and I'm
thinking ways to make it Reasonable Responsible Meal. I'm calculating
how much of each component of meal I can eat and I'm HAPPY with how much
it'll be and I'm anticipating enjoying EACH component. The point is I
have to do that with my Dad's door dash account. My credit card is
frozen you idiots! What happens if you try to use your frozen credit
card A LOT. Gotta imagine at some point it would Thaw. You
know that sort of thing. Hey the Mets are playing a very early
game today. We're talking around 12:30 PM in the Day do they start.
I'm rooting for THE METS. I always root for the Mets.
Hmm has there been another team I've actively
rooted for other than the Mets in the past 2 decades. HMM. And I
mean any sport. HMM. I root for the sports teams
in TV show and movie. Does that count. No? Well FUCK YOU
TOO. Yeesh. I may watch some Olympics, why not.
Gonna be in HD that's a nice twist. I dunno who to root for, though!
Obvious choice is Team USA. I LIVE THERE. But maybe I wanna mix
it up. What's a good team to mix it up with. Honestly, any other
year, I'd say Hey lets go with JAPAN. But they're the host this
year! They have home field advantage so they're kind of The Team To
Beat. I want a Scrappy Up And Coming Country to root for.
Hmm. What's the scrappiest country participating. And/or the
most Up And Coming Country. I'm gonna have to look into that one.
Hey my coffee is probably Ready Enough at this point. Such that
there's definitely enough ready but it may not be All Ready. But who
cares I'm gonna pour my coffee! I'm gonna have to look into that
Sure. What else is going on. I like taking six
walk days when it's convenient. It means I'm going the extra mile!
More like the extra MILE AND A FOURTH. It's FUNNY because each
walk is roughly a mile and a fourth long. HILARIOUS. Is
there a Casual Walk Competition at the Olympics? Because if there is
sign me up! For he one in 2028! Unless they have Casual Walking
In The Light Snow in 2024. Olympics is every 4 years, right?
Not every 2. That'd be Too Much Olympics. YEP EVERY FOUR
YEARS. Even that is a lot of Olympics! What else is going on
and crap. Are there Country Traitors in Olympics. Gotta imagine
there are! Even if its inadvertent and without malice. You can
be citizens of multiple countries at once! You gotta pick one to
represent! If it were up to me I'd go with whichever country is more
Scrappy and/or Up And Coming. Even if neither country is, one of them
has to be SLIGHTLY more scrappy to SOME degree. No two countries are
equal. Re: Scrappiness and Up and Comingness.
Wonderful. Sixth paragraph! What else is
going on and crap. Had Turkey Meal last night. Gonna have part
II tonight! Not as much turkey as I anticipated. But I figured
out a good way to stretch the meal out. Why it's only eat a few broken
off pieces of Graham Cracker I had left over. They weren't in the
solid recommended serving size pieces. Crumbled into HALF A DOZEN ON
AVERAGE pieces of what should be one piece. The point is DELICIOUS.
The Graham Cracker, though kept in Fridge, did get a little soft over the
last week or two but Delicious All The Same. What else is going on.
Crap and crap. My credit card is frozen. What are they MR.
FREEZE?! Also maybe it's just because Batman & Robin is seared into my
memory but I can't imagine a Dark Serious Portrayal of Mr. Freeze.
He's going to SHOOT FREEZING RAY AT YOU and IT'S SERIOUS. I dunno
Seventh paragraph! Seven seems
pretty far into the Act of 10 paragraphs but it's still AN ENTIRE FOUR
PARAGRAPHS I have to write. That's MATH for ya. Not
intuitive at all! It can't GET more intuitive than Simple Math.
It's MATH. Always 100% ACCURATE. I dunno sometimes math is
intuitive to me, sometimes it isn't! It's intuitive on a person by
person basis. I dunno MATH SHOULD BE OBVIOUS. Oh well
what can ya do. I'm slowly accumulating access to Different Streams on
my TV. I'm at about 40% of what I had access to on my computer.
Got DISNEY. Now I got AMAZON PRIME. Still in the cards--
Netflix, Hulu, and hopefully Shutters The Streaming Service. YEAH.
I don't get why I can't watch Shutters on my TV. Look it's easy.
Just play it! I know it can be played on the internet. Just do
it. How dumb can you be.
Wonderful. It's all about WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT
HOW TO DECRYPT IT. EASY just do it. What's the problem.
Ugh. What else is going on. The pace of Act I has been
positive re: my fitting in walks when I want to. But I can't count
eggs before they hatch! Sure I can. In fact I can't count
eggs AFTER they hatch. No longer eggs! Also I'd lose track
of how much eggs there were originally. All I see is egg shells all
over the place and I can't put the pieces together to see how many eggs
there were originally. Count chickens, right. I dunno
there can be twin chickens, right? Why not! Better LTURQ.
Twin animal in egg shells. YEP IT HAPPENS. It says eggs with
two yolks happen Rarely at 1 in 1,000 times. That's not rare at
all. WE EAT EGGS ALL THE TIME. I feel like I'd go through
1,000 eggs in a month. That's MATH. And I don't remember EVER
seeing a double yolker. 98% of eggs I eat I don't make myself
crackin' eggs. YEAH BUT STILL.
Ninth paragraph. I feel like if I crack an egg
and there's two yolks I'm A Winner. Got a bonus yolk for nothing!
Maybe I'm a loser. Gotta imagine if there's More Yolk there's
less... what's it called.. Non-Yolk! Only a finite amount of room
Inside Egg. What else is going on. Looking forward to ending
this act and taking next walk. Because that's the kind of guy I am
Right Now. Normally I'd get Mom cigarettes tomorrow after my blood
work. My card may or may not be frozen! What to do! Use my
Dad's card? I don't know if that's On The Up And Up! NOT get my
Mom Cigarettes? I don't know if that's on The Up And Up! STEAL
the cigarettes? That'd almost certainly NOT on the up and up.
Hmm the moral of the story is What's On The Up And Up. I'll think
about this and get back to you.
Last paragraph of Act I! Thinking about taking
shower in Evening. That way my Morning/Early Afternoon schedule is
that much more relaxed. Twenty minutes more relaxed. Shower +
drying off completely takes twenty minutes. That's a CONSERVATIVE
estimate. Or a LIBERAL estimate. I forget what words mean in
this context. Oh, right. TORQUE. What else is going
on. I'll watch some Olympics for the first time in my life. For
some reason that appeals to me off the top of my head. Could be that I
have a Bigger Screen TV than ever and it's Higher Definition Than Ever.
Also that I like Japan. Also that I like Competitions sometimes.
Every now and then I'll enjoy a Competition! Anyway I'll be back in a
This One Right Here
Hey! Great news! Chinese Takeout Restaurant has CRYSTAL Shrimp
Dumplings! I was just gonna get Shrimp Dumplings. They have
that. But they also have CRYSTAL (emphasis mine) Shrimp Dumplings!
FINALLY they're giving the people what the ywant. We don't know what
Crystal Shrimp Dumplings are but presumably once we've had it we will want
it in retrospect. I don't know what they are but boy am I excited
about it. What else is going on. Another reason Olympics is
interesting this year is because of Pandemic Quarantine 2020 To Remember.
People are gonna be DOING STUFF this summer Olympics. Out and about!
With other people around! I WANNA SEE HOW THAT TURNS OUT.
What are the odds they end up shutting the Olympics down because of Covid.
The Odds exist. I wish I knew them, though! That was the
message I was trying to convey With That Sentence.
What else is going on. Right on target with where
I wanna be re: Walk Schedule. Don't even need to rush it at all
anymore. I already made up all the ground I had to! I can even
take a shower when I normally do. BUT I MAY NOT WANT TO. Mets
game is going on. Imagine all the strike outs and foul balls I'll miss
during my shower. ROUGHLY SEVERAL. What else is going on.
HMM the portion of General Tso Chicken Itself I want to aim for is
THE PALM OF MY HAND. I can imagine Tetrissing General Tso Chicken
Pieces into my hand and that's a decent amount of pieces! Finally
all my half hours playing tetris is paying off. I feel like in my
life I'd probably played HOURS of Tetris! Wow I don't believe it.
Oh right I had Tetris on Game Boy! I remember playing it there.
I may have played it on a TV Game System or a computer here and there but
probably not much. Game boy though, that's Tetris's time to shine!
Also I had a COLOR Game Boy at some point. WOW COLORS WHAT IS THIS
THE FUTURE?!?! That's what the mid 1990's were like!
Anyway. What else is going on! Probably
gonna take a walk between Act II and III instead of a shower. You
can't argue with that! I haven't given you the means to do so and I
don't anticipate giving you the means to argue with me at any point in the
near to mid future! One possible thing I read about CRYSTAL Shrimp
Dumplings is that on one website they talk about THEIR way to make them and
they were like we mix in some PORK FAT into the dumplings even though
Shrimp is the ingredient not pork. But the way they said it made
me think that's THEIR way to do Crystal, not the only main way. So I
still don't know! But if that is what's going on that sounds
delicious! Probably hundreds of calories more based on a half teaspoon
of pork fat but you can't argue with results! No results yet.
Can't argue with something that doesn't exist. I haven't even given
you the means to do that yet. And I NEVER WILL.
What else. Why not have some pork fat in my
dumplings. Already have pork all over my pork fried rice! Gotta
imagine the General Tsos chicken is soaked in pork grease while cooking.
Broccoli is probably made out of pork. What else. If I was
getting chipotle I probably would have gotten THE PORK protein for today.
So in the end it's all a wash. Not sure the math works out on that.
Not sure there IS any math. I didn't offer any calculations or
equations or geometry or calculus. No math to be done as of now!
I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses. Man I'm
gonna watch some METS game when this act is over. My Dad is taking his
walk now, so I can't go for roughly 20-40 minutes. WOW I can watch
an entire SIXTH of a game in that time. So only an inning and a
half. DAMNIT THAT'S NOTHING.
Wonderful. Speaking of Mets I'm going to be
In A Stadium in a month. Different stadium! But Mets are A Sport
and Sports are SOMETIMES played in this stadium I'm going to. I wanna
say TENNIS? Maybe Wilco will play Sleater--Kinney in Tennis.
They never explicitly said they'd be playing music. We assumed they
would be but That's On Us! Maybe they explicitly said it at some
point. I didn't go over the fine print in the contract carefully
enough yet. Hey what else is going on. I think its
presumptuous to assume that if we want fried rice we're automatically gonna
want pork fried rice. Yes it's ACCURATE but still I feel you should
give us the OPTION to have it. Standard should be Nothin' and they're
like hey you wanna free bonus upgrade to pieces of pork peppered in
there. I dunno about all that but the point is I'm done here for
now! Be back soon.
Fine Don't Believe Me
Hey! Back from a walk. Mets are up in the baseball game their
playing today (Up means They're Winning). All is right in the world.
Well at least Those Two Things. I can think of DOZENS of things
that are not right in the world. Hmm that doesn't sound great
overall. Especially because the things that Are Right are totally
inconsequential. DAMNIT. Hey the Mets just hit a homerun
while I was typing that sentence. That's NOT a third thing that's
right in the world, it's just an augmented Second Thing. Also the
first thing that was right in the world was Me Being Back From A Walk???
That's NOTHIN'. I guess it's a positive thing that I Made My Way Home
but it's really not that big of a deal at all!
Well maybe it is but it shouldn't be. The point
is it will be roughly 2 hours from Right Now that I will have lunch.
Also I'm gonna be eating When Food Gets Here. That hardly ever
happens! I usually leave food out for 2 hours and then have to heat it
up later. MAYBE I have to heat it up anyway but if I do it
won't be as much. Hmm eating food as it was prepared seems like an
interesting way to mix-em-up. I think it's possible I've had
Crystal Shrimp Dumplings before from other Chinese Take Out Places but they
just call it regular Shrimp Dumplings and I didn't really process that there
was anything different about them. Lots of things are possible!
That's EASILY one of those things. HMM I can probably easily fit in a
shower before my next walk. I think I'll do that. So I'm cleaner
than I was going into this whole situation!
Cool. What a wonderful day. I've had a single
thought process of hmm should I even bother getting video game system
(GES). Maybe I don't need it! Maybe I'd regret it 10 minutes
after I get it and start up a game. Then I thought NO THAT CAN'T BE
RIGHT. Generally we should BUY THINGS and that will make us HAPPIER.
And that's the premise I'm continuing to operate under and I think its
overall the right way to go. Also video games these days is like
watching movies! And we all know how much I enjoy watching movies as
much as the next guy. What else is going on as much as the next guy.
Gotta start thinking about what I want from Super Market Delivery in
a few days. Looks like we're getting COMMUNAL MEATLOAF. For the
first time in Oh I Don't Know FOUR WEEKS? Yep that's accurate.
Not sure if it's entertaining or important. Pretty sure it
isn't if we're being honest!
What else is going on. Took off my pants! I
don't need to wear them before taking my shower so might as well get a head
start on starting to undress. Life is great when you're not wearing
pants. Shirt, underwear, socks, great! That's all ya need.
Also HEARTY underwear. Nothin' where there's a bulge or too much skin
or something. Let's keep it respectable! But anyway that's the
life! Also presumably if we are comfortably thin we don't need the
shirts either! I dunno I feel like a shirt is better even if we're
comfortable with out guts. Just more respectable overall! We
want to be comfortable however we must keep things respectable I feel very
strongly about this!
Last paragraph! I don't believe it! What
else is going on. I'm gonna be done here within a matter of minutes.
I wish it was seconds but hey what can ya do. It could be seconds.
180 seconds and down is seconds. If I finish within three minutes
That's Seconds. Hmm I make an interesting Counter Point.
What else is going on. I can' twait to have HULU on my TV.
Imagine the several things that I might find worth watching on that!
Yeah! I can see myself binge watching The Twilight Zones again.
A while back I made myself deep into that series Episode By Episode before I
stopped. I can pick up right where I left off. Really! I
somehow remember one of the last episodes I was up to! I must have
some great memory or something. I dunno that was a scary episode.
I don't wanna be SCARED. That's no good for anybody except HULU
because they're making money every time I get scared or something while
watching them. Anyway I'll be back tomorrow.
July 20, 2021
Ok Lets Do This
Hello friends. Today is solidly Yesterday's Tomorrow. Also, less
important, today is also Tomorrow's Yesterday. More to the point Today
Is Today. I dunno that may not be accurate if today ISN'T today.
The point is let's get into it. FINISHED weekly ALT ROCK CURRENT HITS
iTunes playlist. Now I don't know what to do until Friday when I start
PLAYLISTS again. Hmm how about some ROCK MUSIC. I like ROCK N
ROLL that's just the kind of guy I am. I like the GUITARS.
The DRUMS. The SINGING. The BASS GUITAR I can do without.
What else is going on. I feel like most songs have Bass guitar
or Bass synthesizers or something and most songs I can't hear the bass.
I'm sure I'm registering it somehow. And it influences how I hear the
song overall. I just can't consciously make out the bass. So get
off my back about it!
Maybe songs these days don't have bass. Maybe
songs never had bass! Me thinking music has bass is a Total Recall
false memory in my brain and it's not reality. That seems
relatively probable I guess. I wonder how much of my life is A
Total Recall and never happened. Probably 20, 30% right? That's
a conservative estimate. If only I knew for sure. What
else is going on. Ended up eating delicious Frozen Pizza for dinner
last night. I went with my gut feeling and my gut feeling at the time
was like hey lets eat some frozen pizza. SUPER Market
Frozen Pizza Fresh. Not Dignoiro. We're talking Online Internet
Delivery Supermarket makes their own special fresh food and they made this
pizza themselves. WOW talk about EXTRAVAGANT. Super market
pizza I don't believe it. It's THIN CRUST pizza. It had
PEPPERONI. Those things CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT and it's regular pizza
in the end. YEAH.
What else. Highly considering getting
Chipotle for lunch today, though! And turkey dinner for tonight is the
best guess off the top of my head. I like turkey! It's healthy!
Also I like turkey! Also hey why not nothing else seems right but
Turkey Seems Right. Gotta go with your gut! Most Recent Gut
Feeling. If my gut is telling me something in a few hours, obviously
you're going with your most up-to-date Gut. That's common sense!
Maybe! Maybe it's wrong! Something can be Common Sense AND be
Wrong. People are wrong about things all the time so collectively
they're wrong about things all the time, too! Also the point is I
THINK WE SHOULD HAVE STAYED APART OF BRITAIN. Thomas Paine WAS WAY
OFF THE MARK.
Oh well too late to go back now. I feel like
we're pot committed to being United States of America and not part of
Britain. Hey that's great I wish us the best of luck.
Haven't looked at Patriotism Calendar in two weeks! Oh No I'm gonna
see if I missed any Patriotism Days. HMM this past Saturday was
the First Quarter. FINALLY the first Financial Quarter in the year in
Why It's Only THE MIDDLE OF JULY?!?! WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF.
Anyway I dunno. A little bit ahead of Base Schedule today. Half
an hour, forty five minutes or so. One of those! Maybe between.
Possibly outside those parameters a little! YEAH. Had the
shortest pshyatrity or pshytriatry-esque appointment of my life this
morning. 90 seconds at most! Maybe 120 seconds at most!
But probably closer to 90 seconds! Not only is that great but I saw
video OF ME in the periphery of my vision and I'M LOOKIN' GOOD.
Doctor said so, too. That's what I got out of this appointment!
Gotta get something out of something. No
you don't. Rarely do you! Almost everything we do in life we get
nothing out of. Well I'm just speaking for myself there.
I have no idea how much you get out of most of your life. I wish you
the best of luck with it though! Maybe eat Super Market
Lasagna for lunch today. It's good because I have to eat it AND
it's good because maybe I'd rather eat that than a burrito bowl I DON'T
KNOW I'll have SEVERAL more up-to-date gut feelings by the time I need to
commit. Wonderful. OH HEY my coffee gotta be ready! Be
right back! Good thing I said I'd be right back. Otherwise
you'd have stopped reading at the end of that sentence and been like WHEN IS
THIS GUY GONNA BE BACK SO I CAN CONTINUE READING. THIS IS TAKING
FOREVER. Oh right I gotta get my coffee. Be right back!
Jeez. I dunno. What else is going on! I
was supposed to tell Pshyutrist not to re-up with a couple of medications
because I have Big Surplus of them. I forgot! Now I'm trying to
get in touch with her to tell her. Because I'm supposed to! I do
the things I'm supposed to do! That's just the kind of guy I am this
year. Anyway. My Dad wants me to make an Inventory of all the
pill bottles I have. Also I have 3 dozen pill bottles more or less.
Let's go with less. Also I have 2 dozen pill bottles more or less.
That's accurate. But there's many different KINDS of medication.
So I need to keep track ON PAPER with what I have for CONVENIENCE SAKE.
This way I don't need to go through the pill bottles every time I need to
start Anew. That's LIFE for ya. MY LIFE. Get on board with it or
get off my website! Or don't get on board with it and stay on my
website. Or get on board with it AND get off my website.
I feel like there's one more permutation. Oh well what can ya do.
Move on with my life! I sent email to The Shutter
Streaming Service about getting it working on my TV. They just
e-mailed me back with some tips. A solid ALL OF THEM are things that I
can't do/have done/won't help me one way or the other. Maybe ONE or
SOME of them I can actually try and might help. I'll look into that in
a little bit! Either way DAMN I GOTTA WATCH THEM SHUDDERS.
Seventh paragraph! I can always watch The Shudder on my computer.
YEAH BUT WHY. I have a TV. I watch things on TV!
That's the way my life works now! HMM maybe I can buy WIRE to hook
Computer to TV and set it up on my computer so it plays on TV.
That sounds like A THING that COULD POSSIBLY happen in reality. I
dunno Buying A Wire? And connecting it to both devices? So
they're connected? That sounds like an impossible hassle.
What else. HMM what kind of Time is the Mets game
tonight? 7:10? That sounds great! I'll watch that until I
get frustrated and then I'll stop watching it and keep track here and there
on phone and then if it's worth watching again I'll put it on and off here
and there per (1) it being interesting and (2) it being not scary situation
where surely Bad Is About To Happen. YEAH. NINTH PARAGRAPH.
THAT'S HOW WE DO IT. ...Is what I will say accurately next paragraph.
No I won't. I already said it this paragraph. Incorrectly, sure,
but still. I'm not gonna say the same thing again. We already
read it! HMM what if I turn power on and off. The power for
the TV. That may or may not do anything. Probably May Not!
I LIKE those odds. Wait a second. No I don't!
YEAH NINTH PARAGRAPH THAT'S HOW WE DO IT.
YEAH. The Mets line up is staring to FIRE AT MANY CYLINDERS.
Which I assume is some sort of Factory Mechanical Hardware Talk. I
don't know what a cylinder is! I kinda wanna know now though!
LMLTURQ. OH WELL IT'S THE THING THAT'S A CIRCLE we all know that.
Well we all SORT OF know that. Some of us may or may not have
forgotten it! Also I DUNNO they might be DIFFERENT WORDS I
THINK THEY ARE. Better LMLTURQ. YUP INTERNAL COMBUSTION
ENGINE. JUST AS I SUSPECTED. I think that's what they call
the Farting Process in the human body. Not sure that makes sense.
Not sure a lot of things make sense these days! Also it's the same
word because presumably the mechanical cylinders are cylindric! WOW
I'm cracking ALL SORTS of codes this paragraph.
Wonderful. Last paragraph of the act!
We learn a lot about the human body in school in Human Body class (Subset of
biology?) but I don't remember any day or week devoted to the Gas Process
specifically. Kinda seems like an oversight. THE PEOPLE
DEMAND ANSWERS. I have four Mets hitters on Fantasy Baseball Line
up and they all hit a homerun yesterday. SEPARATELY. They didn't
combine in one at bat somehow to hit a homerun. Standing on each
other's shoulders. That would be a terrible way to play baseball!
I don't care how far into the gap you hit a ball, they're gonna throw you
out at first trying to coordinate getting from home plate to first base
standing on each other. Hey the paragraph is over. The act is
over! I'm gonna take a walk now. I will listen to Something.
There Must Be More
Hey! What's going on. Came back from a walk. Tried,
"Troubleshooting," My TV so that I can play The Shutters. I TURNED
THE POWER ON THE SURGE PROTECTOR OFF AND ON. To no avail! I
don't like this situation one bit. The good news is at some point I
may be able to watch these movies on my TV. I just don't know how to
get from THIS POINT to THAT POINT. WAIT A WHILE hasn't been
working. Not yet, at least. I can give it some more time and
see what happens! Also look I'm pretty good at typing on the TV
but its still kind of annoying. I'm better than most! Most being
My Mom. She's not very good at it! I have no other reference
point but I'd wager that Including Old People I'm way ahead of the curve
overall. Maybe Cookies should be saving this information for me.
Maybe cookies should be letting me watch Movies. I don't know all the
Anyway. Shower when this portion of 5 paragraphs
is over. I LIKE those odds. Got coffee #2 going. I'm fine
with that arrangement. Been A LONG TIME since I came up with a New
Unique Password. I may have talked about this a month or two ago.
But now I remember it again! It's time I mix it up. Well it's
always good to discuss password habits On Internet. I said A NEW
password. I didn't give you any hints! It's impossible!
Even I don't know what its gonna be yet. Uh oh that's a hint.
You know it doesn't exist yet. That narrows it down somehow one would
imagine. Hmm. What's a good WORD. I don't know
about you guys but I like to do passwords that are word(s) then numbers.
DAMNIT WHY DID I SAY THAT. I feel like that's more than 50% of
people. We need to include numbers and symbols? Tack em on at
the end! Do words then numbers than symbols. WHAT THE HELL
WHY AM I SAYING THIS. Because it's COMMON Human Experience.
WE ALL can relate to this! Also maybe you're onto me now but guess
what I'M ON TO YOU. I know you're doing this, too! I'm
halfway there on YOUR password how do you like that!
What else is going on. I dunno. I got
MEALS coming up that's good. I got The Mets game which probably
I can watch roughly a sixth of it stress free. A SIXTH. OUT
OF 18 HALF INNINGS? SURE SOUNDS LIKE 3 HALF INNINGS TO ME.
And THAT sounds like an inning and a half. Hmm I bet I can do MORE
than that. I can easily do TWO innings. I dunno I forget
what I was talking about. You wouldn't think an inning and a half
is an entire sixth. Sure you would that's simple math that checks
out. I dunno it FEELS wrong to me. An inning and a half is
barely anything! It's nothing! And a sixth is something!
I DON'T RELATE TO MATHEMATICALLY ACCURATE THINGS is the point I'm trying to
make. What else is going on. I haven't taken a bath since
Tiles were retiled! I bet I notice weight loss. I'd be seeing my
body from an angle I haven't seen it from in weeks! I predict that I
would be like yeah I can sort of see a difference but you know what I can
sort of NOT see a difference I'M UNHAPPY WITH THIS ARRANGEMENT. So
I'm gonna take a shower instead! Play it safe!
Penultimate paragraph of act II! If I don't get
Chipotle today I'll probably get it tomorrow! So at this point it's
really just what am I in the mood for to have for lunch TODAY.
Lasagna? Chipotle? HERBED CHICKEN WITH SWEET POTATO?
Not that! ANYTHING BUT THAT. (Anything Out of the other two
options). Herbed chicken? You're going to have to be more
specific than that! No you don't I get the sense of what you're
saying this chicken is all about. But maybe that's because I've
had it half a dozen OR EIGHT times already. If I never had it before,
AND if I never SEEN it before, I'd be able to make a reasonable GUESS as to
what it's all about but that's all it would be a guess. A
reasonably ACCURATE guess. Wonderful. That's a paragraph
right there. It's a paragraph about nothing! Super Market
estimates Lasagna Meal at 490 calories. I'm gonna consider it 600
Last paragraph before Act Break! Shower act
break. I dunno. Saw the same person twice on my most recent
walk. And it was THE WORST person I could possibly see! Guy who
always wants to stop and talk to me. I saw in very early in my walk in
park. Walked by each other. Then by the end when I was half a
block away from my house he was crossing me again. Directionswise it
makes sense but he must have STOPPED or was going at a much slower pace than
I did. Anyway how terrible. Also even worse I think he thought I
was waving to him during the fist walk. Because I was batting flies
away. And if I don't wanna give someone the impression I'm waving at
them It's THIS GUY. Just my luck. Might not have been
luck! He could have been planning this! Just my luck.
CORRECT USE. That would be EVEN WORSE luck that this guy is
Walk-Stalking me. The point is hey act is done. I'll be back
That's Good Enough
Wow! I spent an entire 15-20 minutes trying to figure out The Shutter
Streaming on my TV and I still couldn't get it working. I tried
EVERYTHING. Everything I could think of! Which was about roughly
two things! MULTIPLE THINGS? Sounds like everything to
me! Anyway lets get this entry on the books. Or in the books.
The point is I want this to end. Enjoy some The Rest Of The Day.
I started watching Ash Vs The Evil Dead and it's great! I watched the
first season when it came out. Now I'm watching it again! Great!
It's full of laughs and also it makes ya think. Also scare-em-ups!
I like the supporting characters. Or the supporting actors. I
know they're supporting actors but maybe they just play Characters and not
Supporting Characters. Either way I remember not liking them the first
time around. These people are with Bruce Campbell AKA ASH?
They don't hold up next to him! Now, though, I like 'em!
Anyway. My Dad is taking his walk now.
Which means I'm staying in the house for the next 40, 45 minutes.
Maybe as much as an hour if he doesn't take his walk immediately.
Which is okay! I can take my walk after that and be right on target
for where I wanna be. LOOK have I considered watching Deadwood again.
YES SLIGHTLY. But I could be PLAYING Deadwood some day soon so that
solves that problem. I think Redwood game takes place in 1899 (starts
then an continues?) Look I'm sure at that point in history the west
was PRETTY wild but it was already in the process of being tamed per
my understanding. The WILD wild west was the half a century BEFORE
then. We're talkin' by the time I'm done with my missions HERBERT
HOOVER might be president? Hmm those are some long missions.
Hey in real life Missions can take YEARS to complete. Look we're
not gonna make it to Hoover but maybe Teddy Roosevelt! That's MODERN
ERA. 20th century. INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE is in the mix.
Hmm that's a good dividing line. By the time Cars came Wild Wild
West is LONG gone. Or at the very least SOMEWHAT GONE by then.
Cars = The West Isn't Wild anymore, and it probably hasn't been for a while!
Also how many Horsepower is a horse. One.
That probably checks out. Different horses have different power!
That's the assumption I'm operating under. I think the Mets should
trade for Kris Bryant AND SIGN Kris Bryant. They should just
accumulate Seven Or Eight Super Star players. Sure you have to pay
them money but on the other hand IT'S FUN for your fans. Sounds
like a fair deal. Square deal one might even say. Who made the
first Square Deal. I think it was BEFORE FDR New Deal. That's
why it was a NEW Deal. No longer the old deal. The Square Deal.
LMLTURQ. THEODORE ROOSEVELT! What's with Roosevelt Presidents
and Deals. Something, one would imagine! Anyway I might be
operating in the Wild Wild West AND have a Square Deal at the same time?
WHAT KIND OF HISTORY DISTORTION IS THIS?!?!
Penultimate paragraph. Wonderful. What am I
gonna watch if not Shudder. Plenty of things. Yeah that
checks out but I'm not happy about it! I'm not happy about there being
so many Midwest teams. There's like SEVEN major league baseball teams
in Pennsylvania alone! Presumably they're doing enough business that
they're staying afloat but I don't get it. HOW MANY PENNSYLVANIA
BASEBALL FANS CAN THERE BE? And don't even get me started on Ohio!
OH NO I got myself started on Ohio! Here we go...! Same deal
as Pennsylvania. Except Ohio has like TWENTY major league baseball
teams. I don't like it! There really are I think four major
league baseball teams in California but at least there's a lot of people in
California! Also baseball fans! Everyone knows there's no
baseball fans in Ohio. It just doesn't add up!
Last paragraph, though. That's good. How's
Grand Theft Auto SIX coming along. Is that in the cards for 2022?
I better LTURQ. I can't WAIT for Grand Theft Auto Six. I never
particularly liked the original games but man THIS ONE. It's gonna
have a BIG WORLD. So many square miles you can walk and/or drive
around. I don't even know how many! It might be THOUSANDS!
They've been spending a lot of time on this game! Gotta imagine most
of it is designing neighborhoods. Better LTURQ. It's not
gonna be released until 2025 Oh No! And I got excited about this
game in 2017 LIKE A FOOL. However if its THAT much time MAN OH
MAN IMAGINE ALL THE UNIQUE NEIGHBORHOODS. There must be DOZENS in
the cards. Eh you've seen one you've seen 'em all. What
else is going on. Hey the entry is over. Wonderful. I'll
see you guys tomorrow.
July 19, 2021
Get Out Of Here
What's up friends. I'm here to say stuff! Presumably. HEY
GOOD NEWS I've got something to say. My scale is off a few
pounds! Lower than it should be! I KNEW THIS but at the same
time I WOULDN'T ADMIT IT TO MYSELF. I know when I get weight done in
Doctor Setting it's several pounds more. I always chalked it up to
Scales don't agree. Maybe MY scale is right, maybe a wide variety of
scales from different Doctor and Medical Offices are wrong! My Mom
checked her weight recently and she had her weight taken at Medical Setting
and she reported the same experience. And I was finally like YEAH
FINE I GUESS THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS. But I'm still losing
weight at the same rate I was before! I still look VISIBLY the same
even if NUMERICAL WISE I'm not as good. All it means is if I wanna
reach A NUMBER I gotta diet for another two or three weeks. This is
a GOOD paragraph because IT HAS INFORMATION. Information about my
life. IMPORTANT information.
Yeah! Lets settle this once and for all-- I
ended up not getting Steak & Eggs last night. Got Chocolate Chip
Pancakes and a Bison Burger. I had 2/3rds of the Pancakes last night
and will have the Bison Burger for lunch today. DINNER IS UP IN THE
AIR. I was thinking about getting THE CHIPOTLE but I DUMBLY asked my
Mom if she would want anything for dinner (MY DAD DOESN'T HE'S TEACHING
TONIGHT) and she was like yeah probably! And she doesn't want
Chipotle. GREAT JUST GREAT. That's what I get for being
polite. BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF. I still feel like I can
maneuver myself into getting Chipotle tonight. It's just gonna be more
of a problem than I anticipated. A problem of my own making!
Partly My Mom's Making! How DARE HER want food during the nighttime.
YEAH. Mets ended up winning yesterday! The
good news is at some point their injured super stars might even not be
injured anymore! That way they've got THREE HEALTHY SUPER STARS!
Wow this is good news. When nobody is injured I'm not confident.
When the two best players are injured man oh man if they can treat water
until the superstars get back WE'VE GOT THE DIVISION BY THE BALLS.
Wonderful. I saw someone threw a baseball at a baseball player a few
days ago? Which was MY IDEA FROM SLIGHTLY MORE DAYS AGO? I
smell a Copyright Infringement! A COURT CASE IS COMING. I
want ALL the money this guy made by throwing a baseball at someone during a
baseball game from the stands. Not A QUARTER. Not HALF. I
WANT IT ALL. He's not making any money from this. Maybe
not MONEY but POWER. He can run for office based on this. I'm
the guy who threw a baseball at a Red Sox player VOTE FOR ME. Is
there a way I can sue him to get his Political Power? His Future
Hypothetical Political Power? Gotta imagine we can sue people for
anything they've got!
Anyway. My Dad still needs more time to process
whether I can get an XBOX! I'll give him time, sure. I got
plenty of time! It's my main resource I've accumulated. No
money. No political power! Lots of time, though! Alright
sounds not so bad. Can I get Chinese Food instead of Chipotle
SURE. But it's less healthy AND I'm less in the mood for it as of this
early point in the day. Also WHAT TO GET. BBQ SPARE RIBS?
THAT'S RIDICULOUS I HAVEN'T EVEN CONSIDERED IT. Hmm that would be
delicious though. Hey I want some BBQ Spare Ribs. SIGN ME
UP I'M ON BOARD. Well that resolved itself pretty quickly!
I'm okay Health Wise eating BBQ Spare Ribs. Portion control, though!
Also I can get SOMETHING ELSE from Chinese Restaurant for tomorrow.
SOMETHING ELSE? I LOVE OTHER THINGS. DEPENDING ON THE
THING, OF COURSE.
What else is going on. HMM the Restaurant I'm
on board with IS OPEN TODAY AND TONIGHT. Last I checked they were
closed from Monday Through Thursday. Two weeks ago or so! I
guess they decided they'd make more business if they were open during the
week. That's just the kind of radical thinking that will put This
Chinese Food Restaurant on the map! They're on maps. I know
where they are generally anyway without looking at a map! I used to
occasionally go there After Middle School with my friends! WOW
Middle School? Yep! WOW Friends? You know it!
WOW MID AFTERNOON? That's The Best Of All! What else is
going on again. Got ZOOM appointment with psychiatrist tomorrow.
Got ZOOM appointment with similar-to-physiatrist lady arrangement the next
day. Got Gotta Go Get Blood Work the day after the next day.
WOW THINGS. Responsibilities! I'll knock those out of the
DEADWOOD GAME IS ONLY 38 DOLLARS? WOW I CAN GET A
STARTER PACK FO MY OWN DESIGN THREE GAME SETUP FOR CHEAP. MLB game
is more expensive. I think I had a dream last night I was playing the
MLB Game! Either how the game play really goes (I watched a few
minutes on YouTube) or something vaguely resembling it. I remember
doing either GREAT or TERRIBLE. I feel like the pitching was doing
great and nobody was hitting. But I forget if I was controlling the
pitching or the hitting! I'm gonna be honest I THINK I WAS HITTING
AND I WAS LOSING GAME AFTER GAME. Which is odd because once I get
the controls down I'm generally knocking Video Baseball out of the park!
Hmm what has changed in the last 20 years. Nowadays I gotta
employ THE SHIFT all the time. I forget when and why. But every
now and then shift an infielder to the other side of the infield. For
strategy! That'll show 'em to Ground Balls in that direction.
What else is going on. Seventh paragraph!
I'm gettin' there! I don't know where! But I'm gettin'
somewhere! HMM I checked online and BBQ Spare Ribs are pretty high
in calories. I didn't see THAT coming. Accurate!
For some reason I was like ya know what I feel if I limit myself to four
or five it wouldn't be so bad. And ya know what? I guess
it wouldn't be SO bad but TOO BAD for me. Too bad for me!
FOUR would be the limit. Wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't trying to lose
weight and just trying to maintain. But I AM trying to lose weight.
And I WILL BE for another 2 or 3 weeks if I'm aiming for A WEIGHT NUMBER the
same as before. AWESOME TWO OR THREE WEEKS MORE I CAN DO THAT.
This is MUCH better than not having to do the extra two or three weeks
more. Now I know it's POSSIBLE to do it Completely At Some Point!
A later point But STILL it's SOME point. That makes sense.
Wonderful! Things should always make sense! Especially things
that make sense.
Eighth paragraph! Gotta imagine BBQ Spare
Ribs without the bone are considerably less calories. Yeah I know
I'm not supposed to eat the bone I'm not an IDIOT. But the
calories STICK to the bone such that if I'm eating a bone... uhh... I
forget what the joke here is supposed to be. Somehow bones make it
more calories. That's the set up. I don't know what the punch
line is! I don't even know if that's a set up in any possibly accurate
sense. Oh well lets move on with my lives. I guess the joke
could have been that I eat the bone in the spare ribs and the bone has
calories. But I nipped that in the bud! I went out of my way to
say that I don't eat the bone. I just couldn't stand people ACTUALLY
thinking I ate Spare Rib Bones because I DON'T. Phone wire still
giving me some problems! I can get it in every now and then which is
GOOD ENOUGH. But I really should look into getting a new wire.
Not just any wire. A wire that connects phone to electrical
outlet so that the phone is recharged. That's the main type of wire I
should narrow it down to.
Great! Finish this act by 15 minutes from now so
I can fit in a walk before my Dad takes HIS walk. So one of us can be
in the house at least so my Mom feels comfortable. She might FALL DOWN
or something. What if no one is here. What if she STOPS
BREATHING. Anything can happen! Also if anything happens while
my Dad isn't here and I am I don't know what the Hell to do! Maybe 50%
of possible situations I could figure out. Every other catastrophic
thing that could happen I'd be clueless, though. Well, here's a good
idea-- CALL DAD. Alright great. Now I figured that out!
WHAT IF HE DOESN'T ANSWER. Then I'll call him ON THE PHONE.
The joke is for some reason I was calling out to Dad in person while he was
away. Hey that IS sort of kind of like a joke. I get it!
Yeah! Hey that paragraph took 90 seconds.
I like those odds! What else is going on. Listening to
ALTERNATIVE Recent Playlist on my phone during walks. IT's ALTERNATIVE
because it sometimes has GUITARS. Wow I don't believe it.
I like a lot of songs! I like them more when I hear them a few times.
Oh NOW I Get the gist of this took me a while to figure out what this
song was all about. Also if I don't understand what songs are
about I don't like them! I don't like what I don't understand! I
feel that's a pretty basic human feeling! And I'm a pretty basic
human! What else is going on. I don't know. For some
reason it amuses me that my Dad knows Xbox. I don't know why.
Maybe it's because Xbox are relatively new. They didn't exist before
the 21st century at all! And that's when my Dad spent Most Of His
Time! I dunno I'll have to think about that one. I'll be
back in a little bit!
You're Kidding Me
what's up. Talked it over with my Mother Figure (my Mom) and she's
okay with me getting Chipotle for myself! AM I bad son for not
insisting we get something together? Possibly! Am I a bad son
for other reasons? Probably! Am I an okay son overall when all
is said and done? Yeah I think I'm doing a decent job all in all!
Anyway I'm gonna get BURRITO BOWL Two of them! One for tonight
another one for tomorrow. You know how THAT goes. What's the
percent of people who get deliveries for themselves and go out of their way
to get several meals to justify the delivery. I know I'm not THE ONLY
one but I dunno if it's even over 50% or under. Sure it depends on a
basis-by-basis basis but in general other people must do this as well.
I was gonna originally estimate it at WAY over 50% but now that I think
about it people are stupid they're gonna pay delivery fees and tips and
just get one mealsworth. Dummies!
Hey I'm a Dummy, too! We have that in common.
What else is going on in the wide world of sports. Had A THIRD of a
chocolate chip pancake for breakfast today. I'll do the same thing the
next two days presumably. WOW we're talking A NINTH of the entire
dish of Chocolate Chip Pancakes I was originally supplied with.
Wow math! I don't believe it! Pizza Hut is VERY good at
advertising. Maybe it's just that I Like Pizza Hut, or maybe they're
just great with their e-mail spam and commercials and all that that I always
want to get Pizza Hut when I see it. HOWEVER I never get Pizza Hut.
So they can't be doing THAT great. I don't think their ultimate
goal is Fan Appreciation. They want BUSINESS they wanna SELL PIZZAS.
What good is it to them that I like the taste of pizza hut and shrug my
shoulders and get something else? SOMEWHAT GOOD it means I'm a
prime candidate for FUTURE Pizza Getting if they figure out how to play
their cards right.
What else is going on. I think part of it is
I just like pizza hut! It tastes good to me! Hmm seems like a
scam. I bet they PURPOSELY made their disgusting pizza taste
disgustingly good. I'm onto their tricks! Anyway what else
is going on. Should I get LETTUCE with my Burrito Bowls. I'm not
getting the FAJITA vegetables. I just don't like the texture and taste
as a component of the overall deal. Lettuce? I don't know!
Probably the same situation but maybe not. I think I'll go WITHOUT IT.
WOW. Maybe I should use MY OWN hot sauce and not get THEIR hot
sauce either. I dunno about that! I don't remember particularly
liking MY OWN hot sauce. Hmm I've given myself a lot to think
about. I didn't really give it to myself. It was never mine
to give. This Stuff To Think About was out there whether I wanted
myself to think about it or no. YEAH.
What else is going on. I feel like by the end
of my dream I was 1-6 in the standings. The baseball standings.
The baseball dream. The video baseball dream. I was 1-6 into the
Fantasy Season I started. HEY THAT'S ALRIGHT. I just
started playing this game and I've won a game already. By the end of
this season I'll have 120 wins or so! Dream season. Dream wins!
I dunno in Dreams ANYTHING can happen. It doesn't mater how good I
may or may not be at potential game in real life. In dreams I can go
0-162. Hell, in dreams, I can go 0-10,000 IT'S A DREAM ANYTHING CAN
HAPPEN. Well apparently not. In dreams APPARENTLY I go 1-6.
As of yesterday's dream. I'll keep you updated on this situation as it
progresses! I think I'm gonna start watching a lot of the Shudder: The
Horror Streaming Service movies I haven't watched yet. There's DOZENS
of movies there that I may or may not get SOME sort of kick out of.
And that way I can watch MOVIES on TV. Movies are where it's at!
Last paragraph before taking break. Shower break!
Also presumably a little bit of TV/Movie Break. Gonna have coffee #2
with act #3! That's how that goes today. What else is going on
how it goes today. Hmm those pinto beans'll be pretty good.
Steak filling for today will be great. Rice? I can see myself
really, "Digging," some rice. Wow this meal is really shaping up
to be an, "Out of the park," Dinner Experience! If only I knew what to
do re: Hot Sauce. I like their hot sauce generally but last time I got
it I didn't like it that much. THIS IS GOOD STUFF unfortunately I
have to take a break very soon. I'll think about my Hot Sauce
Situation in the shower and maybe I'll come up with some answer.
Probably not. I can think about it all I want and I still can't come
to a good conclusion. Just like with every problem in my life.
The good news with that is I know I shouldn't bother to think at all!
Pointless! Might as well go about life Not Thinking At All! I'll
be back soon.
I Don't Believe It
I'M HAVING TROUBLE watching The Shutter Streaming Site on my TV!
There's ENCRYPTION AFOOT and my TV is having none of it! Or too much
of it! I'm not sure about the specifics except that it MAY be a pun
because CRYPTS are Horror Settings. The point is one would imagine I'd
contact customer support or something and have it worked out. I'd
imagine it! That's ONE right there! Wonderful. Hey there's
a Mets game tonight. I'll watch that! For the next few months
there's a Met Game ALL THE TIME and most often AT NIGHT. Wow what a
routine! Five days a week a Nighttime Met game on average for 2.4
months? DID I MEAN TO SAY 2.5 MONTHS? YES. BUT IS 2.4
SLIGHTLY MORE ACCURATE? YOU BET. Now I look like an
Estimation GENIUS saying 2.4 months. This guy is getting it EXACT
one might imagine. I imagined it. That's ONE right
there! Also I imagined YOU imagining it. Does that count
Five days a week? That's almost as often as The Beatles
Need Our Love. Unless I'm mixing up songs. Eight days a week is
the one where they're telling us (Babe) that they need our love.
Better LTURQ. YEP THAT'S IT. Also you'd think if they're
making a big deal about doing something eight days a week they'd be talking
about how hard working or something. Like I'm gettin shit done
EIGHT days a week. They're putting The OverDoneness ON US.
We need to give them love eight days a week! I'm not sure I'm happy
about that at all! WAIT NO THEY ARE SAYING THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING.
They ain't got nothing but love eight days a week. Well are they
GIVING love or RECEIVING love. It's a little CONFUSING I'm not sure
what's going on in this song/this life.
Whatever who cares. This is over 50 years
ago! It doesn't matter to us anymore in the modern era. We've
got other things to deal with. Also if there are eight days a week,
does that mean a week is 1 and 1/7th times as long as normal, OR does it
mean that each day is... what's the math... 7/8ths as long as a day used to
be. That math MAY be accurate. Wow I like those odds!
May! What else is going on and crap. It might be raining
a bit during upcoming walk. I can live with that! I can live
with lots of things! This is one example of something I can live with!
What else is going on. I can watch some stuff on TV without having to
contact customer support. I don't know why I'm hesitant to do it.
It wouldn't be too hard. YEAH I'M RIGHT I SHOULD DO IT. Well
that settles that.
Penultimate paragraph! Looking forward to my
lunch. I'm not 100% happy with my Eating Meals Arrangement, though.
Facing WEST while I'm eating? I dunno about that. I tried
sitting on the floor facing SOUTH like I used to but I don't like eating on
the floor. I feel like a child! Also I feel like a child while
eating on the floor! I guess I can eat facing NORTH but that's not so
great, either! The surface I'd have Meal On facing North is ELEVATED
higher than I'm used to. I don't like the Meal being that close to my
upper body. Doesn't feel right. The point is I'll figure
something out I'm sure but right now I'm not sure what that is!
Have I considered facing EAST. Also remember I'm watching TV while
this meal is going on and I'd need to be able to conveniently go between
Watching TV and Eating. SO MANY MOVING PARTS I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO ABOUT THIS. No There Aren't.
Wonderful. Last paragraph! Maybe try
GREEN sauce topping instead of HOT sauce topping for burrito bowl.
It's MODERATELY spicy instead of HEAVILY spicy. I don't care about all
that it's more the texture I'm interested in. I don't want a sauce
that'll have bits of tomato! That taste like hey I'm eating a
tomato. I don't like eating tomato! Wow I've given myself
a lot to think about. Also Green might be Guacamole. I'm not
sure how I feel about that! I'm pretty sure I feel negatively about
that! Which is EVEN WORSE than not knowing how I feel about that!
We're talkin' I'm solidly leaning towards NEGATIVE feelings about that!
Well that's great just great. I finally reached enough
sentences that I can end this entry and move on with my lives. I'll
see ya tomorrow!
July 18, 2021
Hey Here We Go
Hello friends. The big news in my life is a Negative News! My
phone charger is only working one out of 20 times! We're talking a 5%
success rate! Which isn't as bad as it sounds. I unplug and plug
it back in twenty times rapidly it'll work eventually and Stay Charging for
that Success Attempt. So it's annoying but right now I can deal with
it! If the odds are 5% something will happen, and you do it 20
times, what are the odds that it won't happen in the first 20 times. I'd
say UNDER 50%!!! WOW that's some interesting numbers crunching.
I hope one day when I'm dead I'll have the time to crunch the numbers.
Also what else is going on. Sunday! Wearing a shirt I haven't
worn in a week and a half! Got some coffee a-brewin'! I CAN
GET THE DEADWOOD GAME FOR 37 DOLLARS? This is my lucky day!
Presumably. I probably shouldn't get it before I have Gaming System.
Although IF I DID it would be my lucky day apparently. I want a
lucky day! So that's something to consider.
Mets lost in gut punching fashion last night. The
good news is it doesn't matter. IT MATTERS SO MUCH. THE FANS
ARE HEAVILY INVESTED IN IT. THE PLAYERS MAKE THEIR MONEY OFF OF IT.
THE OTHER TEAMS ARE JERKS AND I DON'T WANT THEM TO SUCCEED. Why
does baseball have to matter so much it's not fair! Anyway. I
watched THE FAN two days ago starring Robert De Nero (More like
Robert De ZERO!) and Wesley Snipes (More like Wesley SUCKS). It
was an okay movie! Seems weird I'd never seen it before. It's
about baseball and I'm a fan of baseball more or less. What kind of
major motion pictures can I watch today. Do the Harlem Globetrotters
actually play their home games in Harlem. I know their name makes
obvious the fact that they Trot The Globe (playing basketball while doing it
presumably) but if I know sports like I think I do their name implies that
50% of the time they play in Harlem. People in Harlem gotta be tired
of that act though, right? Also do they have ANY basis in Harlem other
than Hmm Harlem sounds like black people live there also these people are
presumably mostly black. HMM. I better LTURQ. There
must be some white people on the Globe Trotters! Maybe even Other
Races. LMLTURQ. Google Racial Makeup of Harlem Globetrotters.
I saw a couple of pictures pop up of complete
roster and they all appear to be black! Now I gotta see the
Washington Generals. That'll be REAL interesting. They
appear to be 50+% white. Well that's how that goes. What
else is going on. HEY you'll get a kick out of this, my fantasy
baseball trade went through. Now I got someone whose been hitting
HOMERUNS. Driving in RBIS. Very respectable AVERAGE. He's
gonna take my team to the next level! Competing for SECOND PLACE by
the end of the year instead of THIRD. Amazing! I forget his
name. Jared Walsh. Solid 75% chance that's his name. And
the other 25% is Something Very Close To That. YEP that's his name.
WOW I GUESSED SOMEONE'S NAME. THIS IS HILARIOUS. I CAN'T GET
ENOUGH OF READING THIS WHILE I'M WRITING THIS.
What else. Hey coffee gotta be ready by now!
I'll be back! Hey coffee was ready! I'm back! Can there be
Harlem Globetrotter type acts with other sports. Gotta imagine they
can figure that out. Stuff like In Hockey while they're running a
round passing the puck to themselves back and forth they shoot goals through
people's legs and stuff. Not the goalie that's too obvious. They
pass to someone else by passing it through the enemy's legs. And then
the enemy gets discombobulated and Split-Falls Down and cries in
embarrassment. I imagine most Harlem Globetrotter games end in
Tears for the other team. I'd be upset! How embarrassing!
Who signs up for playing for the Washington Generals. Do they even
need to be halfway decent at basketball. And if they are do they feel
like Sell Outs by doing bad on purpose. They might feel like Sell
Outs when they SELL OUT THE ARENA PEOPLE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS SHOW
THEY OUGHT TO BE PROUD OF THEIR PARTICIPATION.
Hey 5th paragraph. I feel like roughly half of a
paragraph combined has been worth while! WOW ONE EIGHTH.
That's a number they use in Drugs often. An eighth of an ounce
presumably for the most part. Fascinating. Gonna have Big
Fish Dinner Part II for lunch today! Dunno about dinner! Maybe
some sort of Lunch Part I! YEAH. Bison burger sounds
good. It's been a few days since I've had that. It's good
because Hamburger but it's also good because Special. Yep that's
how that goes for some reason. Hmm I wonder if phone is still
plugged in and charging. Better look that up right quick. YEP
it's still going. That's the good news. Once I DO get it plugged
in and charging it seems to stay that way. That's the good news!
The bad news is other stuff. Lots of bad news. Why narrow it
Cool! I was re-crunching the numbers re: counting
calories and losing weight, and I have been overestimating how much I should
be losing. The amount of calories I burn each day WITHOUT exercise is
really less than it was a few months ago when I was heavier. My
metabolism burns less calories on account of weighing less! So that's
GOOD because it means I'm Slightly Better At Crunching Numbers Than I
Thought I Was but BAD because I want to burn more calories each and every
day. The point is oh well what can ya do you can only do your best.
That's not true. You can also do WORSE than your best. A whole
wide spectrum of worse ! You can do bad, you can do really bad, you can do
good, you can do average... you can do MANY THINGS other than your best.
I wouldn't even recommend aiming for doing your best! Too risky!
Just play it safe and aim for Doing Your Average. Safer and EASIER.
Seventh paragraph I don't believe it! I haven't had a
hamburger with hamburger meat in a while. Probably since the first
week or two of Personal Independence Day (PID) when I got Hamburger Fast
Food 2 or 3 times. WOW. I haven't done that in a
while! Probably for health reasons! More probably for calorie
reasons! Not the same! Anyway I should think about that.
Variety is good for the Health Diet. Sometimes you have to eat
unhealthy just to mix things up and keep your body guessing. I made
that joke in roughly 2015. I say the same things over again VERY
often but for some reason that joke really made me think Not only did I
say this but I said this A LONG time ago. I guess it's just an
important point to me. I think it makes sense beyond being a joke!
It's how I feel deep in my bones!
Anyway. Hey the Mets two star players are
injured. And they keep losing! WOW THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS.
They still have a star player left! The guy who likes to hit homeruns
Pete Alonso! YEAH. They can still compete but it's gonna be
tough! In fact I feel MORE confident in the team now. Same thing
happens in games. If they're tied Zero Zero I'm not confident at all.
If a couple of innings later they're down Two to One I'm like ALRIGHT
ONLY DOWN BY ONE THAT'S NOTHING THEY CAN WIN THIS GAME EASY STILL.
Because my powers of reasoning aren't great! I think part of it is if
the other team scores I'm like well apparently SOMEONE can score runs
this game, so why not The Mets. When it's zero zero I'm like
Well no one is scoring runs so The Mets probably won't either.
Again my powers of reasoning aren't great! That's life I guess.
Ninth paragraph! I don't believe it! Take a
walk after the tenth! Can't wait! Gotta keep writing until I get
there. The entire entry so far has been dumb and unreadable so why
stop now! Also look the Pittsburgh Pirate Baseball Stadium View is
beautiful. You can see A BRIDGE past the bleachers in the outfield.
Overlooking some sort of BODY OF WATER I WANNA SAY A RIVER. Fantastic!
I'd go there just for the view! Get some seats in the upper deck,
stare out at the view for 3 hours! What else is going on. Why
do I need Some SEATS I'm doing this alone. I could be doing this
with a friend or family member! Nah nobody else is gonna wanna do
this. I'll MAKE THEM want to do this. That's no good
either. Hey what else is going on. I'll be able tot ake a
walk after next paragraph Easy. My Dad takes walks and generally we
try to keep it so one of us is in the house at all times. But I can
get in there before he wants his! YEAH.
We need someone in the house for SAFETY. My MOM
lives here! What if she needs help with something. It could
happen! Nobody knows! I'm okay with this arrangement! HEY The
Mets have been losing? That must mean They Can WIN, too! Now I'm
confident about the rest of the season! They're gonna win roughly half
of the time if they play their cards right! Isn't there some sort of
games you can play with baseball cards! Like Mock Simulation Baseball
Games. You can get a single or something by playing the right card.
This is what kids did in the 1980's or something. I feel like there's
SOME truth to this. What else is going on. Oh Hey the
paragraph is over. The Act is over! I'M over. For now!
See ya in a little bit.
Hey Here We Continue
Now I'm thinking about getting Steak & Eggs for dinner tonight. Steak
is arguably healthier than bison! Anything is arguable! I can
know I'm wrong going into an argument and still have fun arguing it!
Either way it costs more so it's healthier and better tasting. Also
it's TWO meals not just one. Also this time around I THINK I WILL HAVE
THE TOAST THAT COMES WITH IT. Eat only a third of the Hashed Browns I
would have without the toast. It evens out but this way I Get To Eat
Toast What A Wonderful Mix-Em-Up. Anyway took me about 25 times to get
Phone Wire Charging just now. What are the odds. I told
you I'll Figure It Out When I'm Dead!
Yeah! Gonna take a shower when this act is over.
That's how that goes. Hey the Mets are already down three
nothing that's how that goes. That's TOO MUCH. Last time
I checked they were down by one AND THAT'S THE METS HAVING THE PIRATES
RIGHT WHERE THEY WANT THEM. Now they're down by three?
Hopeless why do I even bother. Have the Washington Football Team
considered going with being The Washington Generals. Must have been at
least suggested at SOME level. People get paid to consider things and
this is something worth considering! Maybe get a Bonus Meal from
Diner of Breakfast Meal. Right know WAFFLE sounds about right!
Chocolated Chip Pancakes would be good. Frenched Toast would be good.
A Waffle seems like the best way to go, though! No sides! Just
eat the entire waffle for a meal! YEAH.
Anyway. The Mets are arguably the most
frustrating team in baseball. I have very little to compare it to!
I don't know what its like to be a fan for 28 of the other teams. The
Yankees I get exposed to and I don't think it's as frustrating being a fan
of the Yankees usually. I guess it comes in waves! Right now
it's probably frustrating to be a Yankee fan whereas it wasn't in the late
1990's. DOING GOOD MEANS LESS FRUSTRATING. You're
frustrated because they're NOT doing good. YEAH but they gotta be
at least Middling to be frustrating. If you have no expectations
of quality it's not frustrating when they suck. YEAH. I
dunno I think rooting for a bad team year in year out would be frustrating.
But that's ON YOU. Pick another team or get something else going on
with your life!
What else. My guess is Bison is healthier than
steak. The real question is whether Hamburger or Steak is healthier.
And I did some research! Steak is generally the better bet because
ground beef can have god knows what in it (POSSIBLY BAD THINGS). But
also ground beef is healthier in some regards if it's high quality ground
beef. So basically I'm gonna go with Steak is healthier because it
sounds right. Hey the Mets are down by six! You know what
that means! I'm gonna turn off the TV! See Mets not only are
you letting your fans down but you're letting your corporate sponsors down.
WHO WILL WATCH YOUR COMMERCIALS NOW. No one that's who. HMM
something happened. Mets Manager Getting into it with umpires.
One can only imagine what happened. Nope! I CAN'T imagine
what happened. I 'm trying! I can look at TV and rewind it. Nah!
Oh well I guess we'll never know for sure.
Last paragraph. Hey the Pirates have scored
fifteen runs and counting in the last two and a third innings. Not
bad! I wish them the best of luck in general. All teams should
have a taste of success! Gotta imagine the Mets will have some at some
point. Seems reasonable. HEY I haven't turned off the TV yet.
Seems like I should get on that! I made my decision to turn it off and
I need to stick wit hit. Eh I'll go get the remote later.
It's roughly FIVE FEET AWAY. What am I an Olympian Athlete I can't
reach five feet away. HMM ESPN has the Mets at a 6.4% chance to
win. HOLY SMOKES THAT CAN HAPPEN PLENTY OF TIMES. It's
WAY more probable than me plugging in my phone working! PERCENTAGE
POINTS MORE PROBABLE! Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.
Hey Here We End
Hey. I was thinking I might play it safe and have Whole Wheat Toast
but ya know what? This is my special day! I'm gonna get RYE
Toast. When I was a kid we couldn't even imagine Rye Toast. Sure
there's white bread and whole wheat bread toast. Sure there's Rye
Bread. RYE TOAST? THAT WOULD NEVER FIT IN YOUR STANDARD
TOASTER. Rye toast is HORIZONTALLY BIGGER. That's just math!
Anyway rye bread is delicious. I have a memory of always pulling the
crust off rye bread and eating it separate. I liked the crust just
fine. But it was better when they were separated and eaten
individually. I don't remember doing this with other bread. Hmm
this is good stuff. What other thoughts do I have On Bread. Used
to have sandwiches cut vertically/horizontally, whichever way you wanna
imagine it. Not diagonally! That's the way We Did It. And
I liked it just fine! Never even CONSIDERED the other way. Not
in my wildest dreams!
Cool. I finally turned off the TV! After
sort of seeing what the controversy in Mets Game was. I had it on mute
so I'm not sure but it seems like there was a foul ball hit by Pittsburgh
Pirates that the Mets grabbed before it rolled fair but they called it fair
and the Pirates thusly ended up scoring 3 runs or something. And they
replayed it a lot and the Mets were right and umpires were wrong.
Unless I'M wrong. I don't really know what happened!
That's the main sense I got though. Either way DAMN UMPIRES WHO
NEEDS EM. We can do this all BY COMPUTER and it'll be 100%
accurate. Umpires are a dying breed and ya know what GOOD RIDDANCE.
SEE YOU IN HELL. The good news is for the most part Mets Division
Rivals are losing all the time, too. That sounds great!
Sometimes they win and overall they're catching up to Mets but not as much
as they could be!
Hey what else is going on. Part II of Big Fish Dinner
in a couple of hours. For Lunch! I dunno about all this stuffed
filet of sole. I wanna leave some of it over. Not a lot!
Just enough that would have vaguely satisfied a starving person.
That's the amount I want to throw out. Oh well what can ya do.
Not much! Eat it myself I guess. That means presumably I will
have to eat less later, thus conserving food and/or energy. I don't
have all the details in front of me but the general impression I get is if
we eat the food we buy it's better overall for people somehow. Sure
seems like the general impression I get! Anyway. Rye bread is a
delicious treat! I don't know why! But that's the impression I
get. What's an even better treat. Oh I Don't Know CLUB
BREAD? Whatever. As long as it means the paragraph is over,
I'm okay overall with whatever it was that I just said.
Anyway. The Mets are still in first place for
some reason. You'd think after the last few games they'd be in fourth
place! Nope! Hey that's great they're still hanging in there.
I wish THEM the best of luck. I know I wished the Pirates the best of
luck TEMPORARILY a few paragraphs ago but I'm rescinding that because The
Mets can still do something good with The Best Of Luck and I Don't wanna
waste it on a team I don't even care about. So that's where I'M at re:
Following Baseball this week. What else is going on. I think a
good argument that umpires can give re: them still being a part of baseball
is hey what's next COMPUTER PLAYERS??? Why not just have CYBORGS
playing baseball if we're doing that. In which case that sounds
PRETTY DUMB but off the top of my head I don't have a good answer.
You know that sort of thing. GETTING CALLS
WRONG IS A PART OF BASEBALL. THE MAIN PART. That's their
argument I guess. What else is going on and crap. Haven't taken
a day off from website in a while. Probably not in over a month!
That's good news for some reason no one is really sure of. Also hey
I'm gonna get FRIED eggs with my Steak. Last few times I got
SCRAMBLED. I'm gonna get the Fried Eggs where YOLK IS BROKEN.
Which I think THEY refer to us Fried Eggs Well Done. But GOOGLE
tells me it's Fried Eggs Over Hard. And I'm not 100% happy with
EITHER term. I just wanna say Fried eggs with the yolk broken
how hard is that. The point is Yolk is DISGUSTING but when its
broken it's spread out so it's not bad if anything its GOOD. YEAH.
Hey the entry is over. I'll be back tomorrow!
July 17, 2021
Nobody's Stopping You
Hello friends! What's new in the wide world of sports. Sports
World ain't that wide. No wider than the rest of the world, at
least. I dunno sports world is PRETTY wide. There's gotta
be THOUSANDS of sports. DOZENS OF WHICH are halfway worthwhile.
Three or four of which are actually good overall. One of which
I like halfway. BASKETBALL. I feel like I would like
basketball! If only I had the chance to be exposed to it.
YEAH. Anyway I checked my Weight Amount and I'm down 1.5 pounds in
a week and a half! Per my calculations, it should have been more, but
in reality, coulda been less! I think it's a good compromise!
I'm okay with compromises! That's my general stance. If I
wasn't it wouldn't be a compromise. Yeah but maybe overall in
general I'm 100% never gonna make a compromise. That's me not on board
with compromises! YEAH.
Whatever. I'm PRONE to be against
compromises. Seems like a scam! If the other person is willing
to go with this arrangement he must know something I don't! I don't
buy it! Fantasy baseball trade is STILL PENDING. Right now I
feel like I'd like the trade to go through. It's FUN. I may
regret the trade later on but WOW I'M GETTING A BRAND NEW PLAYER.
Welcome to the team! Jared Walsh I Wanna Say! Better LTURQ.
Who the Hell did I just trade for. JARED WALSH just like I suspected.
He has 22 homeruns already! I've never heard of him before but that's
several more homeruns than my Elite Relief Pitcher I'm trading away has hit.
YEAH. I should have counter-offered one of my Not As Good But
Still Very Good relief pitchers. I didn't think hard enough about it!
Oh well what can ya do. Vote Against Your Own Trade. I Did Do That!
Can't do anything else though.
Wonderful! What's going on in the wide world
of sports. We already covered that. That was the last two
paragraphs. Oh Right. SIXTY SIX RBIS? That's more
than ANYONE on my team. COMBINED! Nope not combined.
Yeah but imagine if it was! Hard to imagine that scenario.
Can never happen in reality! I can't imagine things that can't
happen. That would make them Possible To Happen. I learnt that
in Philosophy Class I think! Something like that! If we can
imagine it then it's a legitimate scenario or something. It's ONE
Philosophy I guess. Philosophy Class isn't just giving you All The
Philosophies and the teacher is like And remember ALL OF THESE have been
proven right. That can't happen! People disagree on
philosophy how can they all be right. Hmm that sounds like a
question For PHILOSOPHY!!! Philosophy can answer How That Can Happen!
Yay philosophy to the rescue!
Jeez. When the hell is this trade gonna be
approved. Look I'm on board with the feature that gives the other
teams a chance to vote against the trade. But I feel like this has
been going on for MONTHS if not days (two days). At some point the
trade is essentially useless because it doesn't get approved until it's too
late for it to make a difference. DAMNIT I HATE USELESS TRADES.
Anyway. I was looking up Al Fredo Pasta Dishes and the calorie
estimations are lower than I would have thought! I still think
Super Market is lying about THEIR calorie assessment for their Fresh
Wide Al Fredo Meal but it's not as off as I thought it would be.
WOW I'm gonna eat LOTS of white sauce from now on. I assume this
is white sauce. White sauce is what you call the white sauce in Halal
Food. This is white sauce! Presumably pretty similar!
Anyway. Hey speaking of White Sauce I still
gotta watch The Space Jam II. I don't know why I have to watch
it. So that I'm on the up and up with Culture & Whatnot. That
makes sense. I liked the first movie well enough. The first
SPACE JAM movie. I don't know if I've ever seen The First Movie.
Is there a consensus on what the first movie is? I guess there's
varying definitions for exactly What Makes A Movie. Either way I'll
look into that later. I hope one of the contenders is that movie of a
Train Barreling Towards The Camera. I haven't seen that movie yet but
I wanna! Anyway I'm an hour or two ahead of Schedule Today.
Great! More time to do Nonsense Activities! 144 Pounds? WOW.
I don't believe it! At this rate I can still be where I wanna be at
the end of the year which is the overall goal. And This Rate is lower
than it should be so it might even pick up at some point! Or it might
slow down more what do I know apparently not a lot. YEAH.
Cool! Talk about a Progress Year. We're
talkin' LOSIN' WEIGHT. We're talkin' BUYING VIDEO GAME SYSTEM
PRESUMABLY. We're talkin' CLEANED UP BATHROOM and that reminds me I
SHOULD KEEP IT CLEAN. Clean it up a bit more in the next few days.
Wipe stuff down and whatnot! I can get it back to The Start with a
half an hour of Cleaning. YEAH let's do that. Anyway I
watch Zombies a lot and you'd think I would like The Walking Dead and you'd
probably be wrong! My Mom used to watch it. I saw bits and
pieces here and there and I Don't Like It! Also I watched the first
season of Fear Them Walking Dead and it was okay but I didn't feel the need
to watch the next season. It's ACTION TV not HORROR TV. That's
MY impression based on What I Just Said My Basises Were. Also I
DON'T Fear the walking dead. I feel like I can easily outmaneuver
them in real life. I still LIKE there being Walking Deads (IN
FICTION). In the right circumstances I CAN fear the walking dead.
But for the most part that's not my main reaction!
Cool. Seventh paragraph! Well this is just
flying by. And all I had to do to make it fly by was talk Nonsense
Talk. Wow what a great. I can't see if other people voted
against My Trade or not! I can't even see if I voted against My
Trade. It's possible they didn't recognize the vote at all.
Either way I HAD TO DROP A HITTER to make room for this guy. And
ADD A pitcher. But I can't have Hitter Bench Players that's a
waste of a roster spot. Gotta have PITCHER bench players because I can
still use them 100% of the time on account of pitchers only start once every
five days so I can have them on the bench for the rest of the time.
This is Basic Fantasy Baseball 101 but maybe some of you don't know about
it. See I'm doing A Good Thing with this paragraph. And
you all doubted me!
Cool. I HAVE to eat the Wide Al Fredo dish today.
It's from LAST WEEK's order. It can go bad at any moment. Any
moment I say! I might put off part II of Big Fish Meal for tomorrow,
though. I dunno I got lots of ideas for how it might turn out!
Roughly two ideas. I might think of some more ideas. Two is a
lot. Some people are lucky if they have even ONE idea. I'm
blowing them out of the water with TWO. Jeez. Also I dropped
a hitter and added a pitcher AHEAD OF TIME today. I'm assuming the
trade goes through by tomorrow. It's a big assumption but then again
it's not a big assumption I think I read it takes 2 or 3 days for it to go
through and it's been 2 or 3 days. And I don't think people will vote
against it! I don't think enough people follow the league at this
point in the season to vote against it! Also FIRST TRADE in the
league. I assume we get some Bonus for that. I don't know WHY.
It just seems like we should get something out of the deal.
Whatever. Ninth paragraph! Today is probably
gonna be a Six Walker. By which I mean I will take six walks.
Just wanted to clear that up! Anyway what else is going on in the wide
world of sports. I still put on Interventions now and then since New
TV and new Access to Episodes I Haven't Seen but I don't get much out of it.
Maybe it's because I'm not drinking anymore these days. I liked
watching OTHER people use drugs and alcohol while I was using it. It's
like when a dog sees a dog on TV and gets excited. Which is a thing
I've been assured of from Somewhere. Feel like it might have been part
of a George Carlin joke. But not the joke. The exposition to the
joke. As if it were just true common knowledge that people would be
like YEAH THAT DOES HAPPEN HE'S RIGHT. Either way what else is
going on. Oh, right. I Watch TV A Lot.
Last paragraph of Act I! I don't believe it!
There's ONE HUNDRED SIXTY SEVEN days left in the year. That's roughly
SEVENTEEN weeks and a halves (going with 10 days estimation for week point
5). You crunch those numbers and you get some sort of result. A
number result! Maybe you need more numbers to get a result.
That's just one variable. Either way I forget. ALSO it turns out
I just had a pitcher come off the disabled list! So basically I
dropped a hitter to make room for New Hitter and that's it. Activate
this other guy and I'm All Square Again. WHAT THE HELL. I'M
TALKING ABOUT ADDING AND SUBTRACTING PLAYERS ON FANTASY BASEBALL. AND
NOT EVEN GETTING INTO SPECIFICS. THAT'D BE INTERESTING. WOW MIKE
HAS BLAKE SNELL COMING INTO THE ACTIVE ROSTER. THAT'S FASCINATING.
BUT I'M NOT EVEN SAYING THAT!!! HOW THE HELL DID I END UP HERE. I AM
SORRY. I TRULY AM. Either way I'll be back in a little bit.
Also there's a guy named Blake Snell. That's a weird name!
Alright that redeems this paragraph GOOD STUFF.
I Don't Know Either
Hello friends. I've talked about this before, but one reason I don't
wanna watch The Walking Dead is because I know one of the most popular
character DIES eventually! And YES EVERYONE dies eventually. But
not always while we're being exposed to them! Most people who die on
TV die after the show has ended. I dunno what percentage of character
in TV ultimately Die So We're Aware Of It but the point is this guy is one
of them! Also everyone dies in real life! Most of the people I
know right now will probably die before I die. Which I guess is a GOOD
thing. Bad for them! But GOOD for me! The point is what
else is going on in Wide World Of Sport. Wide World of Pasta.
EXTRA WIDE World. I See. The METS are playing today.
That hardly ever happens! Less than every other day of the year!
Unless they make it deep into the playoffs! And their double headers
are kept to a minimum! And spring training doesn't count! The
point is FINE The Mets play roughly every other day of the year.
WOW I LIKE THOSE ODDS. I turn on a TV and there's a 50% chance A
Met Game is going on.
Wonderful! I find watching baseball too
stressful. What if They Fail. The Mets pitcher might fail when
he's pitching! The Mets hitter might fail when he's hitting! And
lets face it Odds Are the hitter will fail. That's just baseball math.
Pitcher wins 2 out of 3 times! So watching the Mets hit is terrible
because they WILL fail most of the time. And watching the Mets pitch
is terrible because Man Oh Man They Could Fail and if they do it's BIG
Trouble. Yeah. That's baseball. I feel like other
people watching the games doesn't feel the stress I feel while watching it.
They take it as it goes! Meanwhile I'm CONCERNED all the time!
I'll Mute the TV right as the pitch is coming in. I DON'T WANNA HEAR
THE CALL IT COULD BE BAD. The point is I'm bad at Watching Sports
and I'm bad at Watching TV In General. Isn't there a Washington
Generals somewhere. Which makes sense because there was a General
Washington. Better LTURQ where do Washington Generals Belong.
OH RIGHT they play The Harlem Globetrotters. Well that's not good
news for THEM but they have a nice Team Name so that makes up for it halfway
That's how I feel. Gotta imagine George
Washington wouldn't be happy with there being a team named The Washington
Generals and also them being literally The Worst Team In Sports In
The World. Gotta imagine George Washington wouldn't be happy with
about 50% of things. That's a fair estimation of where we're all at.
50% Not Happy! I dunno I'd have to crunch those numbers.
Could be way more, could be way less, I don't know! 50/50 is a good
Starting Point For A Guess though. Yeah! Maybe I will have
Al Fredo for lunch and Fish Part II for dinner. That's the most
standard, obvious, baseline guess I have. Those are the two things
that I would need to eat re: eating the things that would last the shortest
as soon as possible. Also Hey Great Wonderful. Hmm I make an
interesting counterpoint. The, "Hey Great Wonderful," was the
counterpoint. It was great.
Cool. Maybe take a Walk Break between act II
and III instead of a shower break. Maybe do lots of things! What
do I got going on in the wide world of sports for me when this entry is
over. Is the Olympics going on yet. I'd watch that for some
reason. I've never watched it before! The closest I've come to
watching the Olympics is renting the Nagano Winter Olympics video game for
Nintendo 64. Hmm that sounds fun. I'd play that again right
now if I Had To! Well sure I'd do it if I HAD to. The
point I'm trying to make is I'd play that again right now even if it were up
to me! Also better LTURQ to make sure it exists. HEY IT
SURE DOES. Wow, it EXISTS? Now I'm REALLY on board!
Also gotta imagine Snow Board is one of the games. We don't have to
imagine it! I can CHECK RIGHT NOW. HERE I GO! ... YEP
SNOWBOARD INDEED. Can you do tricks on snowboard like you can with
skateboard. Or is it more generally just a mode of transportation.
Better LTURQ. YEP THERE IS. There's Distance Snowboarding AND
Well I'm glad we finally settled that once and for all.
I think Distance Snowboarding is probably more accurately called Speed
Snowboarding. You don't get a prize for Snowboarding the furthest.
You should! But you don't! I assume! What else is going
on. I still am surrounded by flies a lot while walking in the park but
not as much as it was AND ALSO I realized I don't mind as much because I
don't HATE them being in my eye line and swatting them away AS LONG AS I
CAN'T HEAR THEM. It was very annoying to hear them loudly BUZZ by my
ears every four seconds. Now I'm wearing earphones! Noise
canceling earphones! They don't really cancel noise, that's not their
advertised function! But they do a decent job anyways! So I got
that going for me this summer is the point I'm trying to make! I'll be
That's Alright I Guess
Wonderful. I'm back! I took a walk AND a shower. So now
I'm all fresh. Had a rare snack between breakfast and lunch.
We're talkin' I Was Hungry So I Ate Something. Hmm that's an
interesting way to go. Gotta wonder if that'll pay off in the long
run. My guess is sure I think I'm A Healthy by eating when I'm
hungry. That's jus the kind of innovative thinking that'll get me
out of this... life... I've been living... that I don't like... that sort
of thing. Wilco Sleater-Kinney concert is in but 5 weeks. I
remember when it was TEN weeks. Probably. It was definitely AT
LEAST Eight or Nine Weeks. So at least eight. YES AT
LEAST EIGHT A.K.A. Probably Ten!
Cool. Hey great the Mets game tonight was
cancelled. Cancel Culture Strikes Again! Anyway that'll give
me more time to Watch Something Else I Don't Know What. It's gonna be
fun trying to find out, though! OH NO I had the Mets player who was
gonna pitch tonight on Fantasy Baseball! Now I have to wait for
him to pitch TOMORROW. Tomorrow? WHO KNOWS IF THAT'LL EVEN COME.
I don't even know if The Rest Of Today is going to occur! Let alone
tomorrow! Dangit! The good news is The Mets can't lose
tonight. Ya can't lose if you don't play! ALRIGHT that's
a compromise! That's a compromise I KINDA LIKE. What else.
I weigh 144 pounds. I feel like 12 x 12 is 144. First I felt it,
then when typing it I 90% did it in my head and felt it was right, and now
it's time to check calculator FOR SURE. I WAS RIGHT AMAZING. The
point is if you divided my body into 12 equal parts, each part would weigh
12 pounds. WHEW glad we finally got THAT covered.
What else is going on. When they used to Draw
& Quarter people, was there sort of a wishbone type scenario. See
which quarter gets the majority of the torso? Gotta imagine that was
something people thought about AND GAMBLED ABOUT when watching Drawn &/v
Quartering. Anyway. Does torso include upper torso.
Not even sure what that means! Oh well what else is going on.
I feel like a fun Mix-Em-Up for Draw & Quartering people is also get a horse
tied to The Head. All limbs AND the head. Now we're talkin'
about splitting people in fives! What's the word for Quartering but
instead of 4 it's 5. I don't know and I DON'T CARE. Well
that settles that I guess! Anyway what else is going on. Gonna
watch some TELEVISION when this is over. You know what that's like!
Jeez. Any update on me getting a Gaming
Entertainment System (GES)? Yeah I still plan on it! I'd say
it's 40/60 whether I would actually try to get it next time I see it
available somewhere. I feel I haven't Concreted it enough with my Dad
that I'll get the instant green light when I tell him its possibly
available. Maybe a SEMI-INSTANT Yellow light. Yellow doesn't
help me at all in this situation, though! Maybe a little.
Depends on the shade of yellow! One greenish yellow is he goes look
I don't know do what you want. That's green enough! I'd feel
BAD about it because I want him to be on board but I'd probably go ahead and
get it in that scenario. So the point is I'm going to be a Cowboy one
day soon and I will be a MOSTLY GOOD cowboy. I might do bad things
here and there but I want people to think of me with ESTEEM. Sure I
know how to use words CORRECTLY.
Last paragraph! Might take my next walk sooner
than I thought because it may or may not be raining today. Where I
Live! Presumably it's raining in Pittsburgh because they canceled the
baseball game that lives there tonight. Also I probably said this
before, like most of this entry, but Pittsburgh is an onomatopoeia? I
never sad that before! I didn't think of it until halfway through the
sentence! I was just gonna say it sounds dumb and unappealing and it
fits Pittsburgh because Pittsburgh is dumb and unappealing but now I added
THE HUMOR of that's the sound Pittsburgh itself makes. It's a
JOKE get over it! Hey the good news is the entry is over. Get
over it! I'll see you guys tomorrow.
July 16, 2021
Hey I'm Here Again How Wonderful
What's up friends. I just accepted Super Market delivery and
put everything away all by myself! Usually I accept it, I take out
everything that must be put away immediately, and I hand off things to my
Dad one by one (OR TWO BY TWO OR EVEN SOMETIMES THREE BY THREE) and he puts
them away. He's not around right now! I did it myself! I
prefer it this way! I can do it a lot quicker and whatnot. The
good news is nothing was leaking per my understanding. Maybe there was
some internal leaking. Can't count that out completely. Either
way the point is I'm drinking delicious root beer because I have all the
soda in the world for the next six days. Then there's a day low on
soda. Then the cycle repeats! You'd think I could get 1 or 2
more bottles of soda each week. Yeah you'd think so wouldn't you.
Anyway! My Dad just came back. PRESUMABLY.
My MOM just came back. My dad is PRESUMABLY parking the car.
PRESUMABLY. Also my Mom is A-Okay! She was at doctor
appointment. Her lungs aren't great but they're no worse than last
time. ALRIGHT NO WORSE that's something EVERYONE can get on
board with. Also by aren't great I mean are terrible.
But they're no more terrible than last time! Let's celebrate by
smoking several cigarettes! You know five or ten. Maybe thirty!
AT MOST TWO HUNDRED. Here's the big news in MY LIFE I just
restarted my computer. I usually leave it on 24/7 SORT OF.
If I put screen down and its in Idle Mode is that On or Off. I think
it's off! I've heard differing opinions! The point is I KNOW in
reality it's off in some respects and on in other respects. The point
is I restarted my computer and now I have to open all my tabs up again.
You know what that's like! Usually they save your tabs. And
you open up web browser and it says You Wanna Go Back To Your Tabs?.
NOT WITH ME THOUGH.
Man I spent DAYS working on having All The Tabs I
Wanted. It'll take me WEEKS to figure out all the tabs all over again!
DAMNIT. Got Chicken Pot Pie for lunch today! Dunno about
dinner. Off the top of my head most likely is Bison Burger. It's
healthy because Bison is another word for BUFFALO. Why do buffalo
need two names. Because we killed all the buffalo. Then when
they started up again they're bison. Yep. Reliable Google
says Bison and Buffalo are two distinct animals. Sounds like a lie.
No way am I buying that. What kinda fool do you take me for.
I think it would be interesting if .25% of the time Google Just Tells You
Wrong Information On Purpose. That would mix things up! At least
on April Fools or something, right. Then people know It's For Fun and
they can get reliable information the next day. YEAH.
Hey. Who is the protagonist of April Fools
Day. Is it The Fool or The Person Fooling The Fool. Also do most
people identify with the Fooler? It's called FOOLS' Day. It
belongs to the Fools. But no one goes into the day thinking man oh
man I'M GONNA GET FOOLED ALL DAY. That doesn't sound fun at all.
But that's the way IT SHOULD BE and THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. No it
isn't. Is it? I forget what I was saying. I remember
the subject matter but I forget what point I was making one way or the
other. What kind of person goes into the day thinking MAN OH MAN
I'M GONNA FOOL PEOPLE ALL DAY. Maybe 5% of people! Which all
things being equal is A LOT of people whose primary directive is fooling
people. But most people are just innocent onlookers re: Fools &
Fooling. YEAH. We got to April Fools because I was
talking about Google Lying To People. Natural progression!
What else is going on. Today is Friday. I
wouldn't lie to you! This isn't GOOGLE telling you it's Friday we're
talking about You Can Trust Me! I probably like roughly 5% of the
time. One out of 20 things I say, overall, including everything,
is a purposeful lie. Not even counting stuff I'm wrong about.
HOWEVER I AM counting stuff I'm lying about in jest and you may probably
realize this. That counts as a lie. It's a White Lie! A
white lie means a lie told for good reasons. A Joke Lie is good and
honorable reasons! Joke Lies are White Lies. See is me
Thinking/Saying that a joke lie? YES! I know Joke Lies AREN'T
white lies and I'm assuming you're following me there. Maybe you
bought into the idea that a Joke Lie is a White Lie. I don't know!
That's your problem!
You know that sort of thing. About 45 minutes
ahead of schedule today. At this point I'm ahead of schedule most
days. Let's recalibrate and think about it as 45 minutes ahead of
Latest Reasonable Schedule I'm Comfortable With. Nah that's too
clunky. I'll come back to this and how to calibrate it properly and
whatnot in the future. Also for the most part we can just say
calibrate instead of recalibrate. Why is it important that
I've calibrated in the past? Irrelevant! I'm Calibrating NOW
that's what's important! I dunno maybe 50% of the time Recalibrate
is a reasonable distinction to make. YEAH but that means roughly
50% of the time it's not. The point is I DON'T KNOW!
Cool. Seventh paragraph! I'm gettin'
there, slowly but surely. Also, not all that slowly! Relatively
Surely, though! Jeez. My Mom had me throw out Regular Blanket
I've Been Using For Years. I have mixed feelings. On the one
hand I Don't Care. On the other hand I'm Happy About It!
MIXED FEELINGS LIKE I TOLD YOU. I guess part of me is a little
upset because it seems like a big step! I haven't been getting much
out of this blanket, sure, but throwing it out is a big commitment.
ANti-commimetnt. Something along those lines. The point is
last night Dormitory Blanket still smelled nice and fresh. Wonder how
long that'll last. Can't be more than another day or two, right?
Maybe I can get it washed and Smell Nicely'd Up every month.
What am I A BAJILLIONAIRE? How come when you make up false dumb words
for Money Having (Kajillionaire, etc.) it always means A LOT of money.
How do we know a Bajillionaire isn't somehow in the hundreds of money?
Because if it was we'd say Hundreds. Yeah but what if we DIDN'T.
What else is going on. Thinking about getting
back into Classic Rap. Why it's only MOBB DEEP is on the docket.
Am I using that word correctly? MOBB? Oh I just figured
it out it's like MOB. And DEEP means DEEP. Until
this paragraph it just seemed like nonsense words to me. It could
men other things I'm sure. Yeah but I don't know those things yet!
Presumably they'll explain it in the track 0 prologue to the album.
Which album. All of the albums! What if people forget from
one album to the other! Anyway what else is going on. I
googled how to pronounce Mobb Deep and I am at least getting the
pronunciation right. That's step one! Anyway. Ninth
paragraph! Is what I will say after this sentence.
Ninth paragraph! Wonderful. Have
I been eating Bison Burgers or Buffalo Burgers this whole time.
Normally it says Bison on the menu. But if I'M confusing
them for being the same thing, Restaurant can easily be doing the same thing
I'm doing. I could be eating Buffalo Burgers! I feel like I'd be
happier eating Bison. Just seems more responsible. I know
American Pioneers nearly wiped out the buffalo. I don't know what the
story is with the bison! Maybe google was Doing A Lie to me when it
just told me they're different. Still a solid chance they're the
same. BETTER LTURQ AGAIN. What are the odds google will
lie twice? I dunno maybe that's part of the algorithm, that they
lie about the same thing consistently instead of just at random. HMM
American Bison/Buffalo are the same thing but in other countries there's
different kinds of Bison? The point is WE'RE ALL A LITTLE BIT
RIGHT!!! Also you're a little bit wrong. Not me, though!
Last paragraph of Act I. I don't believe it!
Did I eat slightly more Graham Cracker for breakfast than normal? YES
slightly. The leftover Graham Crackers were broken into pieces so I
had to estimate how much was a Full Normal one. I went over board a
little bit! You win some, you lose some. I WON some because I
ate more delicious graham cracker. I LOST some because it's slightly
more unhealthy presumably. Hey that's great just great. I don't
know if the plan is to get me a brand new blanket or as my Mom calls it
comforter. I've heard that word used there before! Hey I'm
trying to sleep in bed I AM UNCOMFORTABLE OH WHAT'S THIS A BLANKET
WOW I AM WAY MORE COMFORTED THAN BEFORE. The point is presumably a
new blanket will smell even better! I dunno it may work that way it
may not. Either way I'm gonna be back in a little bit.
Still Mucking Around
What's going on in the wide world of sports. Baseball games going on
today! That hasn't happened FOR ROUGHLY TWO DAYS. I dunno I'd
wager they're playing baseball somewhere every day of the year.
Well it depends on the odds. If I was paying off 5000 to 1 that there
is at least one day in THIS calendar year no baseball is being played?
At least PROVABLE baseball? I wouldn't take that bet! Not worth
the risk! Then again SOUNDS LIKE AN EASY DOLLAR TO ME.
Solid 90% chance I'm right. I'd be a FOOL to not take that dollar
based on 10% chance I lose. That's MATH. Too bad I didn't
grow up with marbles. My gambling skills would be more appropriate.
Appropriate means Good. Appropriate level of skill. Respectable
Gambling Skill. That sort of thing! Also I just told you I
WOULDN'T take that bet. I'm doing THE RIGHT gambling thing.
Sounds good to me!
Anyway. Shower after this act! It's gonna
be a blast and a half. I don't get why cold showers are uncomfortable.
I like it when it rains an appropriate amount on me! Cold rain!
I WOULDN'T like Hot Rain. How come Shower is Reversed. Look
it depends on the water pressure, sure. It depends on the nature of
the rain pellets &/v drops. But still I think I should like cold
showers and I think I WILL like cold showers. I'll force myself to get
used to them. Shouldn't take more than a week or two of body
conditioning to get used to AND ENJOY cold showers. YEAH.
Also how cold is cold. ICE COLD. I think an Outkast song
goes like that. Something along those lines. Close enough!
Have they considered that maybe they're outcasts because they're spelling
words inappropriately. That's strike one re: being a normal member of
Cool! What else is going on. Gonna have to
have oven on for an hour and a half to heat up chicken pot pie. AGAIN
I Don't KNOW why I have to heat things up way longer than other people to
reach the same amount of Warmed Upedness. But either way I HAVE TO and
my Parents are gonna be like WHAT THE HELL IT'S WARM TODAY AND NOW YOU'RE
TURNING ON OVEN FOR A LONG TIME? And I'm like WE HAVE AIR
CONDITIONING WE CAN TURN IT ON ONE DEGREE COLDER IF YOU'D LIKE.
And they're like I DUNNO I THINK THAT'S NOT GOOD. And I'm like
TOO BAD I'M RUNNING THIS SHOW AND I'M PUTTING THE OVEN ON. I win
that show down! They have no retort to me Assuming Ultimate Power.
What can they do? Nothing, that's who! I MADE A TRADE IN FANTASY
BASEBALL YESTERDAY. I traded All Star Reliever for Solid Power Hitter.
IT WAS NECESSARY.
Then I VOTED AGAINST the trade. Apparently they
have a feature when you make a trade that other teams in league can vote
against it because sometimes you get a lopsided trade because on team is
dumb and we vote against that for the sake of fairness. Anyway I
accepted the trade and then I was like YA KNOW WHAT I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT
THAT and voted against it. I'll be satisfied either way! One
way or another I feel like I'm being Heard in this Fantasy Baseball
Transaction. Wonderful. I can't put chicken pot pie in
the microwave. That's disgusting! Crust of Chicken Pot Pie is
the whole appeal of it! Crust gotta be Crusty. Not soggy.
That's why they call it Crust! Either that or the noun Crust game
before the adjective Crusty. And that's why they call it Crusty!
One way or another I think I've made my point.
Last paragraph before shower. I don't believe it!
Having my Bathrobe Belt done in upcoming wash my Mom is doing. Not
gonna be ready for today but Bathrobe Itself is ready and I feel like I'd
rather use a bathrobe beltless than just an extra towel to tie around my
waist. It's the lesser of two evils! Wonderful! Not a fan
of my facial hair growing. I think it's growing slightly faster than
it used to! It's been only A Week And A Half since the last time I
shaved almost completely and ALREADY the stubble is getting out of control.
I don't like it! What am I supposed to shave every WEEK? I'm not
MADE OUT Of... Shaving.. Equipment... And Time To... Shave... Hey what
else is going on. Oh, right. See you in a bit!
That's How That Goes
Got a new idea for dinner. Why it's only Part I of a Seafood Dinner!
No Parade! Stuffed Filet of Sole. It's BETTER because it COSTS
MORE. Also healthier. Fish is healthy. I've been
led to believe this by I Forget. Big Fish! Well sure great.
The point is what else is going on. I could potentially get Big
Fish Dinner AND Bison Burger but I got enough Lunches Stored Up from
Super Market Order. Wouldn't be responsible to add a bonus meal
into this mix at this point in the week! Not one bit! That's
also the answer to How many Bits per entry are entertaining. I
don't know if I do Bits. Don't Bits need to be Thought Out. And
Clever &/V Entertaining? Sounds like a hassle I don't need!
Cool. I watched CUJO: THE DOG WITH RABIES a
couple of days ago. He was big by a Bat! Also it's a shame
because he was such a charming dog before he started killing/trying to kill
people. Kinda dumb looking but in a fun way. I don't think I've
ever been friends with a dog. Dogs scared me! Dogs Actively
scare me! Still though I feel like I'm missing out. Look was
Cujo kind of a boring movie? YES I've talked about this before.
Nothing happens! But one has to imagine it's an even boringer book.
What the hell is in the book. DOG HAS RABIES. FAMILY IS IN THE CAR.
DOG TRYIN' TO GET INTO CAR. BITE THE FAMILY. THAT'S NO GOOD NEWS
FOR THEM SHOULD IT OCCUR. This is how I imagine Books Work.
I really gotta read a book at some point. I may be grossly
misinformed re: What Books Are Like.
Jeez. Three more paragraphs to go. Then my day is all
Consumption Of Entertainment. I can't wait! I've been Doing
Something LIKE A CHUMP. Who needs it! Cujo is an easy movie to
pay attention to because nothing happens that you need to pay attention to.
You get everything you need to get out of it by just glancing at the screen
5% of the time. Hmm Family Still In Car. Dog Still Out There.
NOPE I HAVEN'T MISSED ONE BIT. So basically Great Movie. A
Movie that succeeds at what it's trying to succeed at with me not paying
attention? Well done! Well done All Around! I've been
wearing the same shirts for a while. I wear shirts. I put them
in hamper. My Mom says bring down a few shirts. Bring
down a few shirts from top of hamper. When I'm done, they go back to
top of hamper. Bring down a few more shirts. Down the
same shirts go! Good news is hey if I HAVE to wear Same Shirts
these ones aren't SO bad.
Sure there's solutions to this problem. I'm
not an IDIOT. There's plenty of remedies to this situation. I
just don't feel like doing them so get off my back about it. What else
is going on and crap. Got some GUM today. I was talking to my
mom yesterday about getting a new carton of Tic Tacs from her stash and she
was like don't eat all of them and I was like I got My cum GUM
coming tomorrow. Then soon afterwards I had a similar conversation
with my Dad. And I was like I got my C GUM coming tomorrow.
Over time I learned how to stop myself a little bit more from saying Cum to
my parents. By next week hopefully I won't even START saying Cum.
Good to have goals in life.
Last paragraph. What else is going on.
Then again even beyond replacement for gum I've been enjoying Tic Tacs.
When I was a kid they were 100% Breath Mints that you can chew down when
you're almost done with them. Now? Maybe 30% breath mints and
70% candy! Just pop them in, chow down on 'em, it's healthy!
It's only A LITTLE big of sugar and also it's mint flavored! Minty
Mouth Means Health. That's what Commercials For Various Products have
led me to believe! Also I never in my wildest dreams would have
imagined tic tacs satisfying hunger. Now? You pop three in, you
pop another three in a few minutes later... that's a nice micro snack you
just had! The point is the entry is over. I'll be back tomorrow!
July 15, 2021
Tomorrow Is Another Day
Hey! I have an update on how several weeks ago I said I was gonna
start cutting down on the soda. I said that, right? I
know I THOUGHT it. And if I actually THOUGHT something of course I'm
gonna say it! 90% of things I say I Never Even Thought so if something
occurs to me it's DEFINITELY going on the website. Anyway Surprise I
never cut down on the soda! I guess I did A LITTLE BIT. I bought
less. And it lasted me almost as much as when I bought more. But
now I'm going back to buying the regular amount. It's SODA it's
healthy. It's a Miracle Tonic and whatnot! That's my impression
from the 1800's. Anyway went to laundromat today. Ended up not
bringing my blanket! Just some other stuff! I'm stuck with my
Dormitory Comforter for now and I LOVE IT. It smells good because it
hasn't been used since it was cleaned. WOW GOOD SMELLS WHILE I'M
TRYING TO SLEEP??? That's an interesting turn of events!
Also my mom insisted I take another pillow. Now I have
three pillows! Regular pillows. All the same kind of pillow!
Different Pillow Casings, though. One has no pillow casing. One
has A pillow casing! The third I'm Not So Sure. Actually it
was THE SECOND I'm Not So Sure. It was the third that DOES have the
casing. Yes Wonderful It's GOOD that I wrote that sentence.
OH NO someone offered me a good trade in Fantasy Baseball. It's
probably good for my team. It's good for their team, though!
It's a Win-Win and I DON'T LIKE THAT. I only wanna make trades where
I win. Him winning? I don't know if I feel comfortable with
that! I'm gonna have to think on this for a little bit longer.
Watched The Return Of Them Living Deads II last night. I haven't seen
it in a while. It's solidly oh this movie isn't great.
It's not wonderful BUT looking back it had the mist lasting effect that
Zombie Movie PLOTS had on my subconsciously. The way that the zombies
are in the suburbs sort of and going house to house. That comes from
this movie! And that was often what I thought about zombies
subconsciously in my child hood! AMAZING.
Cool. Xbox was in stock for several hours
yesterday at The You Best Better Buy the Electronic & Others Store.
Dad wasn't comfortable with me getting it, though! Although we covered
some ground and at this point we have time to cover MORE ground so that with
the MORE ground we may or may not cover we may be ready to get it next time
I see it in stock. WOW. I think I'm gonna get THREE games
to start. Red Dead Redemption. Sports game (MLB?
Basketball? The OTHER MLB?). A Shooing Game like a Call of Duty
perhaps. That's it! That's more than enough to get me going for
a couple of months. Right? Man oh man I can't wait for
Deadwood game. I bet it'll be like hey this guy is shooting
people maybe you should shoot him It's The Wild West. And then I
shoot him! And the first guy is like well done check back with me
later I'll tell you more people you maybe should shoot. Now I've
made a friend!
Anyway. Oh I watched The Crazy Heart
yesterday. I like that one song that he plays sometimes. Not so
much the other songs! But one of them is pretty good! Jeff
Bridges is 58 in that movie! Well his character is. (Years Old).
I LIKE that because he seems to be not elderly and still a youngish man and
I've got TWENTY FIVE YEARS until I'm 58. WOW think of all I
could accomplish in 25 years. I could probably play HUNDREDS of
video games All The Way. Sounds good to me. Each video game
completed earns me extra reward points. By the time I die I'll have
many points saved up! Gotta imagine that'll pay off in the
afterlife. Gotta imagine there's no such thing as the afterlife.
Hey I'll imagine what I want get off my back about it. Fair
enough! Sure there's an after life! There's DEFINITELY an
afterlife. It just might not be Any Sort Of Life At All. Being
Dead is the after life. It is a state of being. AFTER Life!
WOW THIS IS GREAT NEWS!
Wonderful. WOW Play Station Five is in
stock. That's ALMOST the XBox being in stock. They're both
THINGS. What else is going on. My Dad is like well maybe we
should wait for Xbox to go on sale It Can Go On Sale At Any Time!
And is there a possibility it will? Sure! There's a solid Above
1 Percent chance it goes on sale somewhere in the next couple months.
But I don't THINK it will! Because it's so low in stock. What
would be their motive to make it less of a price! I'm lucky they're
not making it more of a price! Well other people are lucky! So
far I haven't benefited from it at all! But the point is great what
else is going on. Gonna get DELI tonight. Might get two hot
dogs again. It's not healthy, it's not filling, it's not that great
tasting... but it's SOLIDLY MEDIOCRE in all categories. So on average
it's worthwhile. I don't see how it's Relatively Healthy.
That's the exception that proves the rule!
Yeah! What else is going on. Haven't
listened to new music in a while. Been stuck on POPULAR HITS of the
day and assorted other similar playlists. It's good because I LIKE TO
SEE WHAT'S OUT THERE. I'm ON TOP of it. I GET what the kids are
up to! Not really. Oh well what can ya do. It looks
like they're making steps in Senate to decriminalize marijuana and whatnot.
GREAT. I hope they decriminalize it, legalize it, and open Federal
Marijuana Stores IMMEDIATELY. Beat New York to the punch! I
don't think that's how it works. Yeah but who knows I might be
wrong. Doesn't matter what I think! What matters is how
it shakes out IN REALITY. Speaking of Punch is there any marijuana
beverages. I never heard of that! Better LTURQ. HMM
they do appear to be out there! I wanna marijuana drink.
It's like a V8 because it's VEGETABLES. Marijuana isn't a
vegetable. It's a plant. Plants are vegetables! Or at the
very least plants are V8 ingredients. YEAH.
Wonderful! What paragraph is this.
Seventh? I'm gettin' there! At what point do we see a V9
and there's a huge ad campaign that talks up the new ingredient whatever it
is. At SOME point? I dunno I'd rather see a Reboot of V8
that's just V4. Let's narrow it down to what we really need!
Too many clunkers in V8. We can AND MUST do better! Also it's my
impression the Oceans 11 Movie is a spin-off of a beverage called Oceans 11
which is made up of 11 ingredients FOUND IN THE OCEAN or something.
You know WATER, that's one. PLANKTON. Maybe some... what else is
in the ocean. Did I already say Salt Water? That's the main part
of the ocean! Gotta imagine Salt Water is LOADED with electrolytes.
On account of the salt! What level of salt in water is okay to drink.
Gotta imagine there's plenty of proportions that are safe and responsible to
drink. Is it 50/50 regular water/salt water or does it need to be like
95/5 regular water/salt water. Get back to me on this as soon as
possible! Why did I rope you into this. I don't know but
it's too late to go back now!
Cool. Maybe wait until next Halo to buy a Halo.
It's only six months away! YEAH lets do that. WOW there's
a game between the Boston Red Sox and The New York Yankees tonight!
That's a RIVALRY match up! I don't get sports rivalries.
I don't care how much better one team is than the other (and presumably in
rivalries they're relatively evenly matched-- that's why it's notable!).
Each team is gonna beat the other time PLENTY OF TIMES. One game isn't
gonna be the end-all be all at all! The Yankees can win tonight and
guess what the Red Sox can win tomorrow night. IT MEANS NOTHING.
I dunno about that what if they're PLAYOFF rivalries. In THAT
case... sports are still meaningless and rivalries-- a subset of sports--
are even more meaningless. Also ALL THIS IS LOSER TALK.
If I'm so much against rivalries must be because my team isn't great at
rivalries! YEAH THAT MUST BE IT.
Wonderful! Ninth paragraph! I'm gettin'
there! We've got rivalries with YANKEES. In the 1990's with THE
ATLANTA BRAVES. Now I dunno ALL THE DIVISION COMPETITORS.
We're competiting with them for the playoffs every year because that's how
baseball schedules work WOW WHAT A RIVALRY. IT MEANS NOTHING.
I dunno maybe I'm just jealous of DECENT rivalries. We don't have one
going right now. What team should we have a rivalry with.
OAKLAND ATHLETICS. I HATE THEM SO MUCH. What else is going
on. Also Rivalries are Bad because all teams should WORK TOGETHER to
make baseball as great as possible. You've got infighting within Major
League Baseball it's just gonna result in bad results! We need to
UNITE and COME TOGETHER to make The Best Baseball Possible! YEAH.
Last paragraph of Act I! I don't believe it!
I don't think I have any rivalries in real life. Not to my knowledge.
I guess I probably do but nothing is coming to mind as of now. HMM
what kind of DRAMA FILM can I watch today. I already watched
Crazy Heart. How many Drama Films are left after that? Twelve?
Thirteen? Oh Right Thirteen Days. That's one of the other
Drama Films. What else is going on. Oh Right Thirteen Ghosts.
That's not a Drama Film. Also I've watched it as recently as last week
or so. I don't know why! It's got GHOSTS in it now you've got
my attention! It's got roughly THIRTEEN. I dunno I think
if we counted them one by one it's maybe around 15? 16? I
don't have all the details in front of me but I can think of AT LEAST 1
GHOST who isn't in the 13. Also, "The 13," is CONFUSING even while
watching the movie. It may be 12 or 14 just by itself. Because
of plot holes! Anyway I'll be back soon.
How's Everybody Doing
For a Rivalry Game/Series to be interesting, it needs at least two of these
three things-- (1) a mutual real distaste/hatred for the other teams
players/fans, (2) it to be an important game/series in the late
season/playoffs, (3) for the two teams to be contending for the same spot in
the standings/playoffs for AT LEAST the past 2 or 3 seasons. Ideally
all three! All three and that's good. Two out of three I can
live with calling an Entertainment Rivalry! Also what really sticks in
my craw is there's no CLOSURE to rivalries. If its the final series of
playoffs and one team beats the other that's some DECENT Mid-term closure.
But games in the middle of the season will never be remembered or cared
about AS WELL THEY SHOULDN'T BE. What else is going on. Got my
bathrobe being cleaned. NOT my bathrobe belt, though. Nice
bathrobe material belt to hold my bathrobe shut. That's going
uncleaned! Oh no now I'm gonna get sick from bathrobe belt.
Anyway. Gonna take a shower after Act II!
It's gonna be fun! I'll have to use two towels instead of bathrobe and
one towel. Hmm sounds like I'm coming out of that deal REAL BAD.
NO way is one towel equal to one bathrobe. Oh well it's just for
today. I can make sacrifices! Life is all about sacrifices!
That's been my experience! For some reason I'm picturing eating the
Hot Dogs cold tonight. It just SEEMS right. The premise I think
is hmm if I'm eating the hot dog cold I must REALLY wanna eat it RIGHT
NOW that I can't heat it up. Also sure Hot Dog Cold no longer a
Hot Dog. Either a Room Temperature Dog or maybe even really a Cold
Dog. I think I'm picturing a Room Temperature Dog. It's the best
of both worlds! Not sure what all that accomplishes. Other
than being a Truth Telling Exercise. It's all based on FACT.
You know that sort of thing. Getting to
the point in Weight Loss where I'm at the Poundage I was at LAST TIME
I tried losing weight and hit a wall. And then after hitting the wall
after a few weeks I went back to gaining weight. So basically I see
myself losing weight at a MUCH reduced rate based on past experience but I
feel like if I ever get over this hump it's time to REALLY get down to
business. Not sure what that accomplishes. Not sure what that
means! Not sure why I said it or believe it to be the case at all.
The point is I'm gonna check my weight in Oh I Don't Know TWO DAYS?
That's roughly 1/6.5 of Thirteen Days! Think of how many two days I
can fit into Thirteen Days!!! 6.5 Like I Just Said. Wow
that's a lot of days. Let's round it up to 7! YEAH LET'S DO
Jeez. Gotta get Pick Up from lanudromat in a
few hours! After my shower! After Act III! After driving
there! Before driving back! Before Whatever The Else I Have
Going On Later Today. WOW The Red Sox are playing the Yankees.
And it's already HALFWAY THROUGH THE SEASON. An the Red Sox are only
EIGHT GAMES AHEAD Of The Yankees. THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THEM MARBLES.
I don't think kids should be gambling with marbles. You know, kids
from the 1950's. What kind of game is that. It's GAMBLING.
Why are their parents okay with this? Also I guess you can play
marbles but Everyone Gets To Keep Their Marbles At The End. It's
my impression that generally you play marbles and the winner gets All Your
Marbles. Something like that! I used to have a bowl of my Dad's
old marbles. Lots of marbles! I dunno if they're worth anything!
I don't know what happened to that bowl. Presumably the marbles still
Jeez. WOW SPHERES THESE ARE WORTH A
FORTUNE. What else is going on. Also I'm not a fan of kids
from the 1950's collecting baseball cards, either! They might trade
cards with their friends. What kind of lesson is that for kids?
Making Trades? Only ADULTS can make trades responsibly and it's a
TERRIBLE habit to start. Adults don't do that much recreational
trading. Maybe they do. I don't. And I'm more or less
an adult. I think there should be inter-sport rivalries. The
Mets have A BIG problem with The Denver Broncos. Also the big ones of
course are teams with the sane name. New York Rangers and the Texas
Rangers? Man oh man is that a good rivalry. I guess.
The good news is I'm done with Act II. I'll be back in a little
bit! GOOGLE SPORTS TEAMS WITH THE SAME NAME. OH NO
THERE'S WAY TOO MANY OF THEM. ROUGHLY HALF A DOZEN WORTH BEING NOTABLE
ABOUT. Wow So Many Rivalries.
I'll Think Of a Better Title In a Little Bit
Hello friends! Took a shower. I don't believe it! Gonna
have a Super Market pasta dish for lunch today. Either Wide Al
Fredo or Kids Meal Chicken Parm. I'm leaning towards the wide al
fredo. I can see myself stuffing that down my gullet and getting a
blast and a quarter out of it. Whereas I'd only get roughly one blast
with no additional fraction from the Chicken Parm. And why settle for
that when I can have an Additional Fraction! Anyway got about an hour
by the time this entry is over before going to laundromat. And I'm not
taking a walk until right after. So I get to catch up on some TV
watching. FILM TV Watching. Watching a FILM on THE TV.
That sort of thing! I'm in the mood for DRAMA. Not too much
DRAMA but solidly in the CATEGORY of Drama. The category of DRAMA is A
Film That Isn't Anything Else. Is it funny? Nope! Is it
scary? Nope! Is it Something Else? NOPE! IT'S
Not sure if that checks out. It feels right.
Every genre has Drama. That's what Stories Are. But Drama is
JUST Drama. WONDERFUL. I don't care about films that fit
multiple categories right now! I'm not including that as part of the
discussion! Not relevant to the point I'm trying AND SUCCEEDING at
making. Anyway. I dunno. Drinking water right now!
I'm not happy about it but thems the breaks. About a third of a Diet
Dr Pepper 2 Liter Bottle To Remember left! But that's my Mom's soda
and she presumably gets angry if I finish it even though she wouldn't finish
it and SHE'S RE-UPPING TOMORROW. But the point is even if I DO have
the rest of it I'm gonna need to drink some more water throughout the day.
Might as well get some water out of the way now! Save them Stolen Dr
Pepper for later when I'm really gonna need it!
What else. We have orange juice!
WHAT AM I A SLOB. Juice has calories! Doesn't get much more
unhealthy than that! I saw Coca-Cola is changing their Coke Zero
formula. WOW I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT is a thought that just
occurred to me WHILE I WAS TYPING IT IN JEST. I started typing it as a
joke but roughly 25% of the way through I realized THIS IS TRUE I DO
WANNA TRY IT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. I'm ALL ABOUT soda and,
look, I don't have high hopes. Most likely it'll taste dumb. But
I don't know that yet! Could be GREAT as far as I know! So I
got that to look forward to I guess. It's THAT and Wilco
Sleater-Kinney concert. WOW TWO THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN THE
MID-TERM? Talk about Fulfilling Life Drama! I got THINGS in
store. ENTERTAINMENT and BEVERAGE CONSUMPTION things. Is
Beverage Consumption a subset of Entertainment. In this case?
Penultimate paragraph. I don't believe it!
How far are we into this Entry Structure Routine. 10/5/5 paragraphs.
I wanna say FOUR TO SIX DAYS. Wow talk about a Bold Prediction.
NOPE more like an ITALICS Prediction. Wow talk about a Somewhat
Capitalized Sentence. YEAH what else is going on. Is the
Lawnmower Man any good. I can see that AND Lawnmower Man II on the
Television Set. I think it's a FUNNY title because it makes ya think
about a guy who mows lawns. Or MAYBE a man who is Half Lawnmower
himself. That's the best interpretation! But I believe it's
about Something Else Entirely. In which case why bother my
imagination is already way better than watching this movie. Might as
well just imagine someone who is half mechanical lawnmower. Hmm.
Now I gotta use my imagination? That's too much work. Why
would you wish that on me.
Last paragraph! I don't think I ever finished
Last Of Them Mohicans. I don't think ANYONE has ever finished
Last Of Them Mohicans. WONDERFUL until we finish it The Mohicans
Are STILL IN PLAY. Once the movie ends I think that's officially
the end of the Mohicans. I'm keeping the Mohicans alive single
handedly! Also I have two hands! I can even use BOTH MY HANDS to
do it. Nope that'd be double handedly. What's your
problem with using two hands. I don't see how that's relevant to this
situation at all! I don't see how ANYTHING is relevant to this
situation! It's A Nonsense Situation! It's completely irrelevant
to anything is the point. Yep. Anyway I'll be back
July 14, 2021
I'm Happy With How This Is Going To Turn Out
Hey! First things first-- I had 1st half of Appetizer Variety
Collection COLD for Last Lunch. Delicious! I made the right
decision! Also I ate the sampling amount that I wanted!
Not just 50/50! Maybe 40/??? (I don't know the next meals amount!
Definitely 60 at most!). Also I ate the ITEMS I wanted. I'm
happy with how it all turned out and I feel like I'm going to enjoy it again
today for lunch! Sure I can do without them mozzarella sticks but when
life makes you mozzarella sticks you eat cold mozzarella sticks.
Hmm good Life Adage. Anyway the National League came close to
winning the All Star Game! They were within JUST A COUPLE OF POINTS by
the end of the game. I consider this a moral victory!
That's how I live my life, at least. I come close
to winning at something in life? Or at life overall in general?
Moral Victory! Well done I did respectably. That's all I
want for myself and anyone else who isn't evil. If we all do
respectably in life we can all go to our grave feeling okay with ourselves.
But Evil People I hope fail completely. They're EVIL, them doing
respectably would mean BAD NEWS for the rest of us. HMM I may be
taking Bed Blanket to Laundromat tomorrow! That's exciting. For
roughly 18 hours the novelty of having a CLEAN COMFY SMELL NICILY BLANKET is
gonna give me a real kick! It's about time! However it may
disrupt my sleep! I'm gonna like being under the covers so much I'll
never wanna fall asleep! I wanna get the most out of this! I'm
not gettin' nothin' out of it in my sleep!
Cool. I'm wearing CLOTHES right now that HAVE
BEEN WASHED. What a novelty! Wait a second my pants haven't
been washed in weeks. It's called CONSERVING ENERGY. I'm
conserving my energy by not washing my pants! It's being
environmentally responsible get on board with it or get off my website.
How often are we supposed to wear the same pants. Several days in a
row? A week? A new pair every day? That sounds right for
most people! I've always changed pants every 2 or 3 days, though.
I was encouraged in that habit by my Mother and she was the person who set
me on my clothes wearing routine course by laying out my clothes for me as
late as roughly 5 years ago. Either way Hmm this is a real
think-em-up. WHY was I wearing the same pair of pants over several
days in the first place. Conserving energy, like I said.
They're pants They Don't Go Bad for days!
I'm gonna have to look into that one. Right
now! Google how often should I change pants. HMM internet
says SURE GO AHEAD AND WEAR PANTS 2-4 DAYS IN A ROW. WOW INTERNET
THANKS. Now me wearing the same pants for the last 4 months is
PROPORTIONALLY NOT AS BAD. You know MATH. Proportions!
Instead of it being bad because I'm supposed to change every day, it's only
bad because I'm supposed to change twice a week. NOT AS BAD.
PROPORTIONS. MATH. CRUNCHING THE NUMBERS. Ugh.
Hey my Mom just gave me my old Dormitory Blanket to use while current
blanket is being washed! So many memories! I remember lying in
bed pretending I'm trying to sleep while other people were having fun.
They never invited me to partake in the fun I can't go out of my way and be
like HEY I LIKE FUN. Also do I like fun? I'm not sure!
Depends on the fun! Also even if I do like Most Fun not sure I would
like fun with These People. Best to just lie in bed and pretend I'm
trying to fall asleep. Why can't I just pretend I AM asleep.
Or just Try To Fall Asleep. Nope! Pretend To Try!
That's MY strategy!
Yeah! What kind of fun stuff can I watch on The
Television tonight. OR today! I get to watch both during the day
and the night! Roughly mid afternoon to late evening. Maybe even
EARLY NIGHT not just late evening. Yes there are many hours of the
day I am awake and interested in seeing what to watch on The Television.
I'll watch some HORROR movies. Those are fun because they sometimes
have NUDITY. I was thinking about it and when I was a kid I hardly
ever saw nudity in my life! Before I became interested in pornography.
It was a big EVENT if I saw some nudity. That's the way it should be,
right? Oh well too late. Society has easy access pornography!
Also Films and TV have more pornography than before is my assumption!
Too much nakedness going around! Oh well what can ya do.
Fetishize nakedness. YEAH THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. Nakedness is
sexual by nature. That's the moral of Adam And Eve! But
WE GO TOO FAR.
Anyway. WAIT A SECOND we've got pieces of art
with nudity in the house! But its mostly ABSTRACT art. Pictures
of circles and whatnot where lady's breasts are supposed to be. I know
what that means! Pretty suggestive! I can think of one picture
that has A DOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CIRCLES I KNOW WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT.
Anyway what else is going on. Sixth paragraph! I don't believe
it! Had steak and eggs for dinner last night. Gonna have it
again tonight! The half that I didn't eat! I guess I could
figure out a way to have the half I already ate but I can't imagine that
being healthy or safe at all! It's healthy because they're HOME FRIES.
French fries are fried all the way around. Home fries are SHREDDED
POTATOE underneath the Top Friedness. I feel very strongly about this!
I might be thinking of Hash Browns. It's BROWN because of the
FRIED. I feel very strongly about this!
Ugh. Also mozzarella sticks are healthy if you
just eat the cheese! Also onion rings are a strange food because I'd
say 50% of the time there's no onion in them. I can't think of another
food that is completely 100% absent in its serving. Let's face it for
the most part, if you're thinking of having an onion ring, you're just
imagining eating a fried circle. Look I KNOW the onion part of it is
delicious and an important part of the flavor but HALF THE TIME you're just
eating a fried circle and We're just OKAY with that?!? Wait a
second I can imagine the same thing with mozzarella sticks.
Nowhere near as often! But I can imagine empty mozzarella sticks.
GOOD I DON'T LIKE THEM. Good. YEAH I SAID IT WAS GOOD.
Yep. YEAH. I was talking to my parents about if we still
have old VHS of home videos (we probably do!) but they don't wanna send
THOSE to the VHS --> DVD people because they're embarrassed by NORMAL home
videos. Not even masturbation ones! And look are we acting like
a terrible hateful angry unhappy family half the time NO it's probably MORE
THAN HALF but they're used to that sort of thing they don't care!
So that's the state of that! The point is
I'M the protagonist of our family and everyone watching those videos is
rooting for me and upset with these jerks that I have to deal with all the
time. That's MY impression. Eighth paragraph. That's MY
impression. The point is unexpectedly the TV started telling The Right
Time! I still have cable box covered, but if I uncovered it, it would
presumably have the right time now, too! But screw the cable box now
when I'm pressing INFO or looking at THE GUIDE they know the score!
Wow how convenient. You know that sort of thing. Over the
past 2 weeks I've thought 5 or 6 times individually while idly glancing at
my DVD collection Ya know I'd Watch Street Fighter. For some
reason my eyes go to Street Fighter. And my thought is always EXACTLY
Ya know I'd Watch Street Fighter. It's a good movie because it...
well... I can't qualify why it's a good movie! It probably ISN'T a
good movie. But its good for kids at least! I'm a kid at heart!
Which is good for cardiology reasons one would imagine! Maybe it's BAD
for cardiology reasons. I still have my baby ventricles. Haven't
detached so I could form my adult ventricles.
You know that sort of thing. Ventricles are part
of the heart. The main part! What else. Here come the
olympics! Gotta imagine there's a tleast one olympic competition I'd
be interested in watching. Maybe the baseball competition!
That's one! Gotta imagine there's at least one other olympic
competition I'd be interested in watching. Hmm. Better
LTURQ. KARATE? That's what the olympic website says but I
don't believe it. Also is Karate Japanese? If so they have a
huge, "LEG UP." Also SWEEP THE LEG that's Karate lingo. Based on
a major motion picture! More or less! WOW KARATE IS MAKING ITS
OLYMPIC DEBUT. Maybe It IS going to be a Real Relatively Hyped
Competition! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST POTENTIALLY. Now I
gotta LTURQ re: Karate being Japanese. YEP IT IS. Originally
came from Okinawa which I know all about from a Major Motion Picture but we
can accurately say it's Japanese, too!
WONDERFUL. Hmm Japan really kinda STACKING THE
DECK re: New Olympic Sports. Just piling on Japanese Type Sport
Athletic Competitions. Doesn't seem fair. Oh well what
can ya do other than boycott the olympics. What else is going on!
I gotta admit I was excited to see Shohei Ohtani pitch and hit in all star
game! I kinda got on his case for not being a GREAT pitcher but I was
into it by the time the game started! HE DID OKAY WELL DONE.
He can pitch a fast ball that is PRETTY HIGH IN MILES PER HOUR SPEED.
Although I guess in Japan they go by Kilometers Per Hour. Or Kilometer
by Metric Time Unit. Better LTURQ. Google does Japan use Metric
Time Units. WAIT NO that's nonsense. What I MEANT was Google
does Japan use Miles. They're no the Metric Scale I knew it!
No I didn't. I just made a point to convey I didn't know it.
Yeah but I KINDA knew it I was just humouring you! I don't
think that's the case. The good news is it's time for a break!
I'll be back later!
I've Got Lots Of Thoughts
Hey! You'll be pleased to know that over the last few weeks, taking a
walk in the park, the flies have been at a minimum! Still there a
little bit! In the prime fly real estate part of the park, I have to
swat some flies away maybe 4 or 6 times overall. Not bad! I just
don't wanna be doing it for minutes constantly! Either way I feel like
they got the message. That I won't be intimidated! What kind of
person gets an ant farm. A child. Yeah but what kind of
person gets an ant farm for a child. Ants are disgusting! I
don't wanna see them doing stuff! It teaches you about building.
They carry pebbles or something to form structures. So this is for
engineering research. I dunno about that. What if it
breaks? Then you got ants! Also how long do ants live. Do
you have to Refill Your Ant Farm every month? You can't just have one
round of ants, they die, and then that's it. Also if your ant dies how
do you give them a proper burial. You can't have dead ants AND live
ants trying to work around the dead ants. That's CRUEL.
Google how long do ants live.
WOW they can live up to 3 months! I get 120 days of
looking at ants? Sign me up! I dunno. The one good
part about ant farm is you know there's That Many Ants trapped in your ant
farm than would be out and about in the wild AND POTENTIALLY YOUR
NEIGHBORHOOD. They're trapped right where they belong! Do you
have to feed your ants. What do you feed ants. Other ants?
That's CRUEL. Gotta imagine ants don't like living in a 2 dimensional
universe. Imagine if you had to live in two dimensions! You
wouldn't like it. Also imagine if you had to build structures or
something in the dirt. You wouldn't like it! Also if we're gonna
make ants build structures for our amusement maybe we should get them to
build PRODUCTIVE things that WE CAN USE. I dunno that takes jobs away
from Good Workers. All the construction jobs that should be going
to people are being taken by ants whom you barely have to pay at all!
Doesn't seem right! Maybe they can learn to work
together. Have a 30/70 split of People Workers and Ant Workers.
Both sides benefit from that arrangement presumably! Anyway I might
heat up Appetizer Collection today. Cold worked yesterday! Now
its time for something else. Maybe microwave! I guess! The
most likely outcome will be hey this Kinda UNEVENLY WARM I should have
just had it cold. Cold is good. Appropriately warm is good!
Unevenly Not Warm Enough? USELESS THROW IT OUT I DON'T WANNA STUFF
THIS DOWN MY GULLET AT ALL. Maybe I should just put it in for more
time if its not warm enough. Maybe you should SHUT THE HELL UP.
If I heat it up for too long it will start becoming a weird dumb texture
that isn't appealing to eat at all! NOW IT REALLY IS USELESS.
All THANKS TO YOUR DUMB IDEA. YOU IDIOT.
Penultimate paragraph of Act II! Then its
time to take a shower. After Last Paragraph of Act II! Not the
penultimate paragraph of act II! Just wanted to clear that up!
Haven't had coffee #2 yet. I saved it for Act III! Wow now we're
talking Great Act I'm gonna have a fun time with that one! Anyway got
a nice great towel rack that I haven't been using at all. I put towel
over clothes hamper! Why mess with success! It works for me and
that's the way I'm gonna keep it. Also I rest Bathrobe over clothes
hamper, too! I have a towel rack which it MAY be too heavy for to do it
regularly but I also have hook on top of bathroom door. I don't care!
Clothes hamper! You don't mess with success! Unless you wanna aim for
even more success! Then it might be worth the risk on a case-by-case
Yeah! I feel like I've said all this before.
Now I've said it again! For EMPHASIS! I'm going to take a shower
very soon, too. I've done that before too! I'm doing it again
FOR EMPHASIS. Show them dirts whose boss. First I taught the
flies, now I'm teaching the dirt. Don't mess with me! I'll swat
ya away or bathe ya away on a case-by-case basis. I watched EVIL DEAD
the original yesterday. I've seen it 10 times! One day I hope to
watch it where I'm paying attention to it at AT LEAST a 75% Rate. I
feel like it's a good movie that I'd really get a kick out of if I let
myself! I know most of what happens because it's the same thing as
Evil Dead II which I've watched SEVERAL MORE TIMES and often at a SLIGHTLY
HIGHER Paying Attention Rate. FASCINATING. The point is
am I going to watch Evil Dead II today or soon? Because I like
watching Franchises? In order? YEAH MAKES SENSE.
Anyway I'll be back soon!
This Is It For Now
Hey! Ya know what, I might have Appetizer Part II cold! Ya know
what! I started watching Evil Dead II while drying off from shower.
We're talking I accomplished watching the Production Company Logo AS WELL AS
the opening credits where they describe The Book Of The Dead for a solid
FORTY FIVE SECONDS! Alright I'm BEAT time to take a break.
Also I didn't get to the opening credits yet! They were about to start
after the Book Of The Dead Introduction. I saw the title Evil Dead
II appear and I was like WELL THAT'S A GOOD START FOR NOW TIME TO
PAUSE. I have coffee going on now, too! Wonderful!
That's it! We're all caught up! I dunno if I'll microwave Steak
and Eggs or Ovenize it! I guess we're NOT all caught up. Oh
no I'm scared.
Wonderful. It looks like the Oakland
Athletics of Baseball MAY POSSIBLY be moving To The Las Vegas!
AMAZING. LAS VEGAS HAS A GREAT PR CAMPAIGN OPERATION so I am VERY
invested in everything Las Vegas. Not so much Army Of The Dead.
I watched some of it and I didn't like it that much! Just keeping it
100%! Which means something. I'm telling 100% of the truth!
That's my assumption. If you're keeping it 90% that means 10% of what
you're saying is a dirty dirty lie. I'm going to keep it 100% I want
this entry to be over. If I could instantly make it over with the last
3 paragraphs at about a 50% Readability Entertainment Rate I'd take that
deal. OF COURSE I would. Even if it takes me the normal
amount of time to write three paragraphs odds are it'll be UNDER a 50%
Readability Entertainment Rate. Is the entry half readable or half
unreadable. It's neither it's SOLIDLY UNREADABLE I just told you
it's under 50%. Oh no I'm scared.
Hey! Is there even still the premise of Home
Videos these days. I mean, I'm sure parents and perhaps kids are like
hey we wanna make some memories we're going to record this thing.
But it's just No Different Than Any Other Day. I assume! I don't
have a family but I imagine they're always filming each other for one reason
or another. We used to only film each other for posterities sake!
Families these days video each other for other reasons presumably.
Utility reasons. Hey get ready for dinner your mother says on
your phone video screen. My mother NEVER said Get Ready For Dinner.
I didn't have that kind of relationship with her! I knew when dinner
was! She knew when dinner was! We didn't make a BIG DEAL about
it like families did in the past and apparently in the future. Also
apparently the present is the future. Yeah! Oh no I'm scared.
Penultimate paragraph. Also I don't know how
to get ready for dinner. I am ready! What more can I do?
I'm as ready as I'll ever be! I guess in the past you needed to wear
special dinner clothes or something. Wash your hands maybe, that makes
sense. When I was a kid the washing your hands fad was thankfully
over, though. If I wanna wash my hands, I will, if I don't, I won't!
That's MY choice. What else is going on. Gonna take a walk soon
after this is over. Maybe watch a nice big ol' portion of Evil Dead
II. We're talking maybe as much as TWO MINUTES. I dunno I
might lose interested after Two SECONDS. If that's the case you'd
think I'd watch something else instead. Or do something else. I
have a book to read! Yeah you'd think so wouldn't you.
Last paragraph. I don't believe it!
HEY over the last week I've grown accustomed to being on computer facing
east VERY quickly. It hardly registered at all! I feel great
about that. What has made a slight difference was eating meals at
different surfaces (and thus MOSTLY facing different directions). I
feel OKAY with how that's going. No problems really. But it's
been A LITTLE strange getting used to it whereas computer difference I
hardly even thought about apparently! I didn't even KNOW I was hardly
thinking about it at the time! That's where the Not Thinking About It
REALLY came into play. YEAH. That sort of thing.
Maybe we have some Digital Camera Tapes with old video camera VHS tapes of
Home Video. Which I THINK I'm okay with. If I was experimenting
on a tape in high school I think that'd probably not have made its away to a
Master Stash somewhere else in the house. So that's where my life is
at this week! I'll see ya tomorrow.
July 13, 2021
This Is Going To Be Something
Hello friends! It's a new day! They call it TUESDAY.
Tuesday is a pretty good day if you have no working week. If you have
a seven day weekend, I don't know why, but Tuesday is a good day. ALSO
if you have a seven day work week! If you have no distinguishable
weekend or work week, Tuesday is Great For Some Reason. This may
not check out at all. I don't even know why I'm saying it. It
doesn't really make sense or register as a Deeper Truth really. I
mean if you WANT IT to check out as a Deeper Truth, it is. If you go
into this thinking Mike's gonna say some Deeper Truth you can
convince yourself Tuesday Is A Great Day is accurate. That's on
YOU though! I'm having SPRITE. Breakfast of champions!
How did Breakfast Cereals convince us that whatever dumb
cereal we eat for breakfast is going to have a huge impact on our day
specifically athleticism wise. It's just pellets of corn or other
kinds of grains! I'm sure loaded with sugar! Even the non-sugar
cereal. I'm sure there's sugar in all of them! It's not gonna
help you do squat! I wonder what Wheaties are made out of.
No way of knowing! Anyway Peter Alonso won the home run derby last
night! Which is good because he represents The Mets-- the team I get a
kick out of rooting for! I'd like to see him hit MORE homeruns that's
my hot take. Specifically in baseball games! That's when they
count the most per my understanding. ALSO I was very happy that the
other contenders did very respectably for the most part. No one
embarrassed themselves which is great I'm happy everyone went home feeling
they did a good job. That's what I want to get out of sporting
I remember as a baseball fan I'm VERY bad at tracking
baseballs when I'm in the stadium. The homerun derby would be wasted
on me! I might be able to see the ball when it's being pitched because
I know exactly where to look. Once it's hit I can't follow it that
quick it could go in ANY direction at ANY speed at ANY kind of angle.
I better just watch the fielders for context. See what direction
They're All going in. They know where the ball is I trust them to lead
me in the right direction! I saw they drafted the first practicing
Orthodox Jew baseball player in the draft! Amazing! He WON'T be
taking Saturdays off though. He'll pitch on Saturdays. Ah so
you mean he's NOT a practicing Orthodox Jew. There's levels to
Orthodoxitry! He can be a Beginniner Orthodox Jew. A novice!
By the time he's retired he'll work his way up to not doing things on
God would want him to work on Saturdays because it's
Sports which is more important than other jobs it turns out! Other
jobs, no exceptions. For SPORTS jobs? I think God is okay with
that! People NEED sports is the impression I'm getting apparently.
Apparently William Crystal was part of the festivities yesterday.
Well I saw that coming a mile away. And by a mile away I mean
roughly six hours. And also presumably this was all arranged weeks or
months ago. So I wasn't privy to that but it was already set into
motion way before I called it. Which means that knowledge might have
been floating around the ether and I grabbed onto it. I'm not SMART I
just know how to grab things in the ether! Which is great too but I'd
rather be smart! What if the ether is wrong? Smartness can't be
wrong! Ether can be! HEY I made coffee. It should be ready by
now. I wonder what the ether has to say about this. Ether
says it's ready. Alright I got the green light to go get it!
Amazing coffee is ready. The ether called it!
Couldn't have just been me being able to tell time roughly. It was The
Ether! What else is going on. Got diner last night it turns out!
Frenched Toast! I also got Appetizer Sampler which it turns out is 2+
meals. Gonna have one for lunch today. The PLUS means I'm
roughly a chicken finger Over. Eating what I want for each meal
leaves over a spare chicken finger! Maybe a spare mozzarella stick or
two. Or a spare half a chicken finger and a mozzarella stick.
The point is I'd rather eat chicken finger than mozzarella stick BUT
fraction wise it's easier to leave over the chicken finger. AMAZING.
Is it possible chicken fingers are the breakfast of champions? I
dunno. I doubt there IS a breakfast of champions. You do a
poll of champions I bet you'd find they eat a large variety of things for
Cool! Oh no the All Star game is today. I'm
gonna watch that for a while at least! Look I know it's FUN that
Shoshani Oteri is pitching and hitting but he doesn't belong in the game as
a pitcher! He's doing WELL as a pitcher! He had one TERRIBLE
start which I know about because he's on my team AS A PITCHER NOT A HITTER
and maybe without that one start he can make a case for himself as a All
Star pitcher. But WITH IT just a Good Starter not All Star.
IT'S ALL A SCAM. WE'RE BEING SCAMMED By Big Shohani Otani.
SHOHEI OHTANI. Let the records state that I said his accurate name
at least once. Right there! His name is Shohei Ohtani.
You heard it here first. Also I feel like Japanese people are too
modest. You might even say Meek! I can tell by the look on his
face he's not a jerk which I don't like! Not from my elite sportsmen!
Not one bit!
Whatever. Enjoying some SPRITE today.
The liquid of champions! How is Shohei Ohtani going to hit homeruns
being so polite? He doesn't wanna hurt the pitcher's feelings.
Best to just ground out to the third baseman. Also this way to third
baseman gets a chance to shine! It's the altruistic thing to do to
ground out. That's what's going on in HIS mind. That doesn't
check out he's been putting up huge numbers. Oh well we'll have to
wait and see how it turns out long-term! What is this, the seventh
paragraph? Sure it is! Better LTURQ just to be sure. HEY
it is! Don't chalk that up to The Ether OR to Smartness.
Chalk it up to me Actually Checking before I guessed. I was only
checking while paying 80% attention so there WAS a chance I got it wrong
while checking. I didn't, though! I was right! This is
good stuff let's keep it going.
Anyway. If we have baseball players that can
pitch and hit, then we can have baseball players who take Saturdays off.
And Friday nights presumably. I feel very strongly about this!
You wanna call yourself a practicing Orthodox Jew, I wanna see some slight
benign controversy about you Not Playing On Shabbat! SET A GOOD
EXAMPLE FOR THE KIDS. The ORTHODOX JEW KIDS. YOU KNOW THOSE SORT
OF PEOPLE. Baseball players know what I'm talking about with
Tuesday. They don't have a weekday/weekend schedule. They know
all about how great Tuesday is for some reason no one is really sure of.
I'm sure SOMEONE is sure of it. Some GENIUS. Who can ALSO tap
into the ether pretty well. Genius First, Tapping Into Ether Champion
Second. Wow this guy knows ALL ABOUT Tuesday. Huh?
Wha? I lost track of what was going on.
Ninth paragraph! Look did they put a lot of
cinnamon on my french toast YES. Does cinnamon taste great SURE
USUALLY. Did I scrape off as much as I could? SURE. Was
there still a bit left? YEAH. Was I okay with the amount left?
SURE WASN'T TOO MUCH. The point is DELICIOUS. I feel like
cinnamon shouldn't be able calories because it's a spice. Spices
aren't calories! However cinnamon is Some Calories. Not too
much. But certainly not negligible. Also is there sugar in
cinnamon? I dunno how spices work! Maybe there's cinnamon the
spice, and then they add sugar, and that creates what WE KNOW as cinnamon
through out consumption habits. I dunno I'm gonna have to look into
that one. Hey I should. Sounds like an interesting
knowledge-em-up! Oh well what can ya do.
Last paragraph of Act I! Was there a bit of
powerdered sugar on the French Toast too? NOPE FOOLED YA!
Ah I fooled ya with The Fooled Ya YES there was a bit. But the amount
was confusing! There was a tiny bit covering about 5% of the French
Toast. I don't get it! You'd think it'd be uniform! It's
like they started putting it on and were like OH NO I DON'T WANNA DO THIS
and stopped as soon as they could. Either way DELICIOUS but NOT
NUTRITIOUS. Scrapped ALL of that off successfully! WHAT GREAT
JOURNAL FODDER. I think Powdered Sugar is a VERY underrated form
of sugar. You don't hear much about it but I think we can all agree
it's great. I'm sure we can't ALL agree on it. Some of you are
bound to be jerks and disagree. I think a plurality of us can agree!
YEAH. I'll be back soon!
I'm Not So Sure About That
I'm pretty sure Eggs are the breakfast of champions. That'd be my
first guess. Whatever! Thinking about getting steak and eggs for
dinner. I did that recently already! I'll do it again!
It's the Breakfast-For-Dinner of Champions. Also I wanna eat the
breakfast for Runner Ups. Presumably I can get that breakfast at a
discount price. Good value! And you still end up as a Runner Up,
not such a bad deal. And you're saving DOLLARS a year paying for the
Less Good Breakfast. Presumably! I don't know how much these
breakfasts cost because It's Not A Real Thing! Hmm when was the last
time I ate a real breakfast. Lets count Frozen Breakfast Sandwiches as
real breakfasts. Gotta be 3-4 months ago at this point. Maybe
FIVE. Is Pop Tart a breakfast. Unfortunately Yes!
That's the world we live in! That's Capitalism For Ya!
Wonderful! Gonna take a shower after this Act.
Wonderful! Looking forward to Lunch Of Losers appetizer sampler.
I don't like the term Sampler in this context. You KNOW what you're
getting. You've had chicken fingers before! You're not ordering
this thinking hmm I wanna get a good sample of each thing I wonder what
MOZZARELLA STICKS are like. It's an Appetizer Variety Collection!
Let's call it what it is! Also IN REAL LIFE I Wonder what
MOZZARELLA STICKS are. I never had a mozzarella stick until I was
28 years old! I still don't like them but I'll eat them because
they're part of your standard Appetizer Variety Collection and I LIKE
VARIETY. Anyway. My Dad was telling me there must be a way to
register my TV and I must do that for Safety Upkeep reasons. If it
breaks and it is under warranty they'd be like well why didn't you ever
register it Too Late Now YOU LOSE. I can't figure out how to
register it! And I've looked into it for a solid amount of MINUTES.
Oh well what can ya do.
Anyway. I don't need them to know all about
my TV. Registering it is an invasion of privacy! For all they
know I never received my TV and that's the way I like it! Keep it
close to the vest, that's my motto! Also we all wear vests in this
scenario! I don't know why! Kumar Rocker is instantly the Mets
second best prospect ACCORDING TO A WEBSITE. Wow it's on the
internet? I'M SOLD! The point is I hope to see him in a Mets
uniform by 2022! I think it would be a good Photo Op! He
shouldn't be playing baseball during him wearing a Mets uniform to avoid
confusion but I wanna see what that might look like. In Picture Form!
Also I'm a little concerned he's so big that in your standard TV angle over
the pitcher's shoulder into the home plate he might block the camera so we
can't see the At Bats. Nothing against him. Nothing for him!
He's a big guy! And Major League Baseball Production Team Cameras
I dunno. I think the longer your arms the better
because you can release the pitch that much closer to home plate.
Yep that checks out I'm sure scouts and whatnot are all aware of that.
Yeah but it just occurred to me just now so GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
What else is going on. HOWEVER the taller you are the longer your arms
are the harder it is for you at the plate. You need to swing them arms
around that much more to hit the ball. I dunno I'm having a hard
time picturing whether that checks out or not. And
logic-assumption-wise I'd say there's a 20, 25% chance it checks out at all
off the top of my head. Oh well I like those odds okay. Way
more than a 0% chance! Which would be what I'm at if I Just Said
Nothing! You can't win if you don't play!
Great! Last paragraph of Act II! I can, "Dig,"
that! OH NO seven inning games in double headers are likely gone for
next year! OH GOOD runners starting at second base during extra
innings are likely gone for next year. OH OKAY most rules are staying
the same. OH NO baseball! OH OKAY what else is going on!
Anyway when I follow baseball games on computer as I was before TV they
always give updated estimates of who will win the game. And if you're
down by three in the seventh inning you might has a 92% chance to lose the
game or whatever. Now I feel like those people who leave early At
baseball games are smarter than I gave them credit for. I was always
like they're down by three going into the 9th THAT'S NOTHIN.
Now I know there's like a 3% chance they'll win. Which means 98% of
the time THESE PEOPLE ARE ON THE BALL LET'S GET OUT OF HERE WE GOT THINGS TO
DO THAT AREN'T ONLY 2% ODDS TO BE GOOD. Anyway I'll be back in a
The Point Is I Forget
Hey! Took a shower. That was quick! Now I'm back.
That was quick! I should have taken a TV break. For Oh I Don't
Know 10-30 minutes? I didn't, though. That settles that.
Halfway through The Last Of Them Mohicans. Pretty sure at this point
Daniel Day-Lewis ISN'T gonna put on a fake moustache and top hat and say
Whoospie Daisy! Also lets give Daniel Day-Lewis SOME credit, he
probably grew a real moustache in Gangs Of New York. Also he probably
wore a REAL top hat! Not sure he wore top hats in that movie.
Solid 55% chance he did, though. You can't win if you don't play!
I saw American Indian Tribe/Reservations may be selling legal marijuana in
NY before other places. GREAT JUST GREAT that does nothing for me.
Unless they deliver! Which they probably won't! Either way I
think they call that the Peace Pipe. Gottem. I imagine
American Indian tribes also had a War Pipe in case they felt it might
be necessary. Speak softly and carry a big War Pipe! That's
Foreign Policy for ya!
Wonderful. I feel like I had a video game on Sega
Genesis where one of the characters you could choose's weapon was a pipe.
A metal pipe. You choose this guy and his specialty move is hitting
people with a big ol metal pipe. Hmm sounds good I'd like to play
as him RIGHT NOW. Wonderful. Also this game was SLIGHTLY
three dimensional. You could walk not just left to right but also up
and down. That sounds like two dimensional. I dunno about
all that but it was state of the art revolutionary for the time. Not
really. Lots of games at the time had that. But the point is
that kind of game setup was fun and I'd like to play it again some day!
If Daniel Day-Lewis is such a great actor how come there's VERY LITTLE
consistency to the characters he plays! He can't even do the same
thing twice. Each movie his character is something different!
Acting is about CONSTANCY. Well that's one day to finish a
Jeez. Got two ZOOM appointments next week.
Got blood work due for next week. The point is I get to leave the
house! I leave the house every day. Yeah but now I get to
GO INSIDE SOMEWHERE ELSE. I do that every other day on average, use
the facilities at the Starbucks. Yeah but now I get to Oh I Don't
Know have my blood work done! Yep that checks out that's the main
gist of what I will accomplish. I think I'm going to microwave
Appetizer Variety Collection Part I. Oven is obvious way to go with
fried food. You want fried food to be crispy! But microwave is
Sleeper Option for fried food. I don't know why but it certainly is a
different way to heat up your food! I dunno the REAL sleeper option
for fried food is eat it cold. Hmm. I probably should do
that. I'm not! But I bet I'd be happy with it! But I'm not
gonna do it! That's where I draw the line!
Penultimate paragraph. I don't believe it!
Live Spell Check isn't on right now for some reason. No red wavey
lines at all! Regular Spell Check will probably work, though. So
I'll survive! For now! Wonderful. I actually had a
dream last night that I was eating a mozzarella stick and I was NOT enjoying
it. I forget if it was cold or hot. And if hot What Kind Of Hot.
Either way Oh Well What Can Ya Do. You gotta eat what they give you!
You ordered it! Now you must face the consequences of your order!
The point is what else is going on. Hey I just put on clothes.
I knew I was gonna do that at some point after showering but I didn't
know exactly when. Now I do! Just happened! Also I went
through several periods of clothes. First no clothes, but with
bathrobe. Then with boxers. Then with boxers and shirt.
Then finally with boxers, shirt, socks, and pants. That's what I'm up
Last paragraph! Is it possible these are boxer
briefs? Sure! I don't know! If I had to guess I'd say YES
boxer-briefs. Wonderful. Barbara Boxer giving regular updates
or something to her staff. I dunno if that's a thing. I
don't know if Barbara Boxer still is in the senate! Eve if she isn't
she may still have a staff anyway! Who need to be briefed! By
her! What else is going on. I dunno! I've been
writing 20 paragraphs a day for several days now! I don't know why!
I don't need to! But I do anyway! Yep. I dunno.
Gettin' into the summer now. Several weeks in! Closing in on a
month in just a little bit less than a week! Each season is three
months! One month is one third of a season. These are the facts
and figures as they stand right now. I'll be back tomorrow.
July 12, 2021
Finally The Same Thing As Yesterday
Hello friends! I lost all my money on poker! Which is good
because I don't want to be playing poker and generally I like losing money
because I don't want to be playing poker. Losing ALL my money feels
like shit, though! I like it dwindling down that's fun. But once
it's all gone I have a deep sense of loss! Oh well in the long run
its good because I Don't Care. Hey the Mets got a nice good ol'
draft pick man yesterday in Baseball Draft. Kumar Rocker! Which
it turns out isn't related to John Rocker JUST AS I SUSPECTED. It he
was I wouldn't have understood why Mets fans wanted him lo these past
several weeks. John Rocker is a relief pitcher from 20 years ago
who was a dick or something against the mets. Possibly with a racist
tint. I don't remember! Either way this Rocker is different
and I'M ON BOARD! And HE'S ON BOARD. The big board! The
big board where they keep track of who drafted who so that they don't
forget! I believe it's Oak Tag!
More or less set it up with my Dad that if I see an Xbox available
I'm gonna go ahead and get it. MORE OR LESS? WELL WHICH IS
IT. Less! I think usually if you're saying More Or Less
it's LESS. More Or Less this will happen. That means it probably
will happen but not definitely. It's not MORE than definitely it's
LESS. So basically either I set it up with my Dad I'm gonna get an
Xbox or LESS and YES it IS LESS or definitely NOT MORE. And it
is LESS in this case, not definitely! Ugh. The point is I
set it up enough that I'll ALERT him if I see it available and then get it
instead of just getting it but he's DEFINITELY OR LESS prepared for that
scenario. All of this paragraph makes sense to me more or less so it
probably makes sense to you. SEE It doesn't make sense to me MORE than
making sense, that makes no sense. It might make sense to me LESS than
making sense THAT'S WITHIN THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY. Sense Or Less!
Anyway I watched Return Of Them Living Dead I for the second
time in a week last night because this time it was on Big Screen H.D. Smart
Television Flat Screen. WOW so many ways it's different AND BETTER
than previous television. Bigger screen? CHECK.
Flatter Screen? That's a check! SMARTER? Oh boy is it.
Higher definition? You know it! Less buttons on the TV itself?
Unfortunately accurate! I don't know if there's a single button on the
TV. What were they thinking?!?! People love pushing buttons, the
more buttons the better, that's my engineering product design philosophy.
You can't go wrong with bonus buttons I think we can all agree on that.
Worse closed captioning than past TV. I dunno they have lots of
options and modifications to closed captioning which MAY make it Better than
old TV. What I saw by spending 2 minutes with it was universally Worse
though. Oh no that's terrible.
Cool! Good chance I'm gonna get Chipotle
today. Lunch? Maybe! Dinner? More likely!
Never? Also possible! Something else? Shut up! All
of the above? Get off of my website! MOVING ON. I
think Kumar Rocker should lose some weight that's my hot take. He has
a BMI of 29! Not obese but if he lowered that down to 26 I think that
his fast ball would be more consistent! Also it's my impression that
if a sportsman is overweight by a lot we can assume whatever their listed
weight is lower than their real weight. We have to account for BUILT
IN deception when it comes to weight. I dunno about that lets give
big athletes some credit for being honest and honorable people.
Sounds about right! I HAVE MY SUSPICIONS but I'll keep them to
myself from now on! Anyway. Shorter athletes might lie about
being taller! The point is athletes are dirty dirty liars and we can't
trust them one lick.
Cool! All star game is either toady or tomorrow.
Or Wednesday! I've narrowed it down to well it's not narrowed down
well at all is it. LMLTURQ. It's Tomorrow! I KNEW
IT. Even when I didn't know it I knew it. Is the Home Run
Derby Exhibition tonight? LMLTURQ! YES it is tonight. WOW
A Metropolitans player is participating! I'm rooting for him because
that's the team I like based on where I live and where I grew up. Do
they still do the Old Timers &/V Celebrities game over All Star Week.
Also do they combine those games? I feel like there was definitely an
old timers game and definitely a celebrities game and I'm ~70, 75% sure they
were the same game. Better LTURQ. Apparently there is a
celebrities game but no old timers. Unless there's the odd old timer
whose a celebrity. Either way I think it was played yesterday but will
be broadcast tonight! I'm not that into it! Most of the
celebrities are wrestlers or players of other sports. The whole
premise of celebrity game is LOOK AT THOSE PEOPLE DO TERRIBLE AT SOMETHING
THEY LOOK LIKE FOOLS. Athletes playing? I don't care good for
them I'm sure they know what they're doing to some extent!
Dumb! Why would I want to watch people do stuff if
they're good at it! I want to watch people embarrass themselves by
doing things they're NOT good at! Now THAT'S entertainment.
WHERE'S BILLY CRYSTAL. I'm sure he played in celebrity games in the
1990's and so forth. I'd wager my entire reputation on it!
Lemme LTURQ. HOLD UP before that FORMER MLB PLAYERS ARE IN THE
CELEBRITY GAME. Old Timers!! But it's people who are in
their 40's! That's not old timers that's just recently retired
players! I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT. Oh right I was gonna
look up Google Billy Crystal Celebrity MLB Game. YEP HE PLAYED IN
2008. At Least! Probably more but I feel my reputation is
safe and sound just based on that first result showing he played in 2008.
WHEW my reputation was really at risk there! Hanging in the
balance on something so dumb. Thankfully it all worked out.
I feel like I have a reputation. I'm a public
figure as far as you know! I don't know if its good or bad but by
definition if someone like yourself is reading this, then someone like
yourself has an opinion on my overall body of work! Or body of self.
Somethin' about me can be judged one way or the other is the point!
Anyway I watched The Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark movie and it's not
bad! It's not good! But it's okay! I realized one part I
don't like about it is it takes place in the late 1960's which I don't get!
When reading the books I think it takes place in the early 1900's because
it's all stuff about FARMS and stuff like that. Every story takes
place on a farm! And they could have gone the other way and have it
take place in modern era. They went with the late 60's! The only
reason I could think of is because that's as distant a time period to kids
today as American Farm Period was to me in the 1990's. WOW.
Anyway. Eighth paragraph! Maybe get
Chinese food instead of Chipotle. I don't know about that! Might
taste better but is less healthy. They cook Chinese Food in unhealthy
pots and pans is my understanding! Probably gonna get whatever I get
for dinner, not lunch! Gonna have a Super Market prepared Pasta
meal for lunch. I got Kids Meal Chicken Parm. I got extremely
underestimated calorie projection Wide Al Fredo Dish. We're talkin' I
got Beef Lasagna dish which I never had before and presumably is more or
less a piece (or Several SMALLER pieces) of lasagna. Fascinating
lets go with the Higher Than Advertised Wide Al Fredo dish as the leading
contender for now. Also I continue to type Al Fredo as two
words for scores of times over the months since being corrected once and not
caring enough to do it the right way. Somewhere halfway between doing
it wrong on purpose for laughs and just doing it wrong. More or less
somewhere in-between the two extremes! Or maybe OSCILLATING between
them. WOW OSCILLATION we don't hear enough about oscillation.
Cool. What else is going on! Got rid of
TV box. Got rid of old desktop monitor! Talking about getting
rid of VCR. I've got a decision to make re: Old VHS of movies.
Or, more specifically, old Digital Camera Tapes of home movies that you put
the smaller digital camera tape into a larger VHS tape so you can watch it
on VHS. But the point is on one tape I MAY have taped myself
masturbating in high school. JUST FOR F... uh... I DON'T
HAVE A GOOD REASON. It's called EXPERIMENTING and GETTING
COMFORTABLE WITH ONE'S BODY AND SEXUALITY it's totally normal. But the
point is I really should figure out a way to go through these tapes myself
so I can get rid of it. The second best option is send them away to a
VHS--> DVD company and just include the note DELETE THE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
FOR ME. I can't do that! For lots of reasons! Also the
other option is destroying all Digital Mini VHSs. Which right now is
my best option. Oh well sorry about that Family Memories.
What can ya do!
I should to that RIGHT NOW in case I forget. I'd
have to find the tapes, though. I'll look into finding the tapes today
and then destroying them if I do. See already today is turning into
a really productive day. Wonderful! Also there's a solid 80%
chance I never RECORDED myself masturbating but just sort of looked through
the camera at myself doing it without pressing record. But I can't
take that chance! Also there's an 80% chance I recorded myself singing
The Real Slim Shady at some point! Which for most of my life,
while thinking about that, I felt more ashamed of than anything else.
But looking back I think my Future Family would get a kick out of that.
Watching their Dad and/or Husband rapping terribly when he was 12 or 13!
The masturbation part NOT SO MUCH. Now that I think about it I
probably didn't record it. Still though gotta destroy tapes if I
find them! I should just have a little more breathing room if someone
else finds them at some point and puts them on. I'LL BE BACK IN A
Everyone Loves Part II
Hey! Quickly found one digital video camera tape. Threw that
right out! Alright! That's roughly 33% or 50% of potential
damning tapes out there! There's also a tape in the VCR which very
well may be the Special VHS Tape that you put a Smaller Digital Camera Tape
in to play. Which presumably would hold another potential Damning
tape! And I'm gonna throw out VCR later this week, just confirmed it
with my parents! Now we're down to roughly 0-2 tapes out there that
might come back to hurt me. I'll keep you updated on this situation
as it progresses! Who needs family memories anyway. It's in
the past! I'm focused on the future! Anyway. Thinking
about getting Chinese Food for dinner! It's delicious AND nutritious!
Well not really nutritious. YEAH, REALLY nutritious! It's
nutritious by the transitive property of being delicious. That's MATH.
Oh man I just imagined my Dad telling jokes to a
video camera or something when I was a kid and I JUST THREW THAT OUT.
Now the only way I can see my Dad make jokes to entertain Family is by
seeing him do it in real life. BUT TIME HAS RAVAGED HIM. He's a
SHELL of the person he once was. I dunno maybe he's 2% Ravaged By
Time. Still 98% there, though! DAMNIT THAT 2% IS GONE
FOREVER THANKS TO MY MASTURBATIONS. Is there any area of my life My
Masturbations WON'T come back to haunt me? Oh well I can obviously
remember the memories of my Dad cracking wise NOW. There! It's a
memory! That's all ya need! Being able to watch it doesn't bring
it back any more then Thinking On It does! Yep that checks out.
FEELS Bad though. I FEEL like an asshole. Such is life!
That's part of growing up! Being a man is all about Realizing You're
Always The Asshole. That's been my family experience at least.
HEY I just remembered/realized, 80% of our home videos were from NON
digital camera and would be on REGULAR VHS. I don't know where that
is! Maybe we got rid of those already, too! But if we didn't Hey
I Got No Problems With Those! HOLY SHIT I'M SLIGHTLY LESS OF AN
ASSHOLE ALL OF A SUDDEN.
Whatever. Maybe we already got rid of all of
those. I'd wager we got some of them stored away somewhere!
Hey this is great news High Fives All Around. HEY we got PICTURES.
Still pictures! It's that thing where it's like a movie but just a
freeze frame. Those conjure up memories alright! No way I'm
masturbating on those videos! Maybe there's a decent 15% chance I am!
I don't think my parents would tape it, but I'd say there's a decent 15%
chance I was playing with myself at any given moment before reaching
puberty. I don't know why it just felt like the right thing to do!
What else is going on! Also the earlier the memory the better.
VHS memories are earlier than Digital Video Camera Records. Now we're
talking! Anyway what else is going on. Gonna take a
shower after this act. Really cleanse off the guilt and shame I've
accumulated in the last hour or two. Alright!
Wonderful. WOW The Mets selected a Canadian
with their 2nd round draft pick. The TOP Canadian in the draft! I'd
have settled for a Canadian just in The Top Ten let alone The TOP Canadian.
Hmm the place I would have gotten Chinese Food from is CLOSED. I
assume to Celebrate Mondays. There's plenty of other places I can try
so we'll just have to look into that more thoroughly. Well, I will.
You can supervise! See we're doing it together after all.
We're a team! Anyway hey I'm gonna take a shower pretty soon after
the next paragraph. I can, "DIG," that. I can also, "DIG,"
General Tso's Chicken and Steamed Shrimp Dumplings! Appropriate
Portions of each! Not to mention The Porked Fried Rice! Again--
reasonable portion! That's where I draw the line! If I'm eating
unhealthy food the least I can do it eat no more than moderate portions!
Cool. Great! What else is going on! I
wonder if we have any Audio Tape Home Movies. That's an interesting
proposition. My guess is NO. It's a good guess! I'd
say there's over a 50% chance it's accurate? A not just plurality
but MAJORITY chance it's accurate? It doesn't get much better Guessing
than that! Jeez. Then again I'm sure if there are audio tape
home movies there's also audio tapes of me masturbating. That's just
how things are! I don't like it anymore than you do. I probably
like it LESS than you do. For all I know you may be getting off on
this while I'm definitely having a bad time with it! What else is
going on. For all I know there's video of my Dad masturbating on old
VHSs. Probably not! I'd say there's solidly a 75, 80% chance my
Dad never taped himself masturbating! I LIKE those odds!
Anyway hey now it's time to take a shower break. I'll see you in a
Oh No The End
Wonderful. The Chinese restaurant I would prefer isn't open until
Thursday! I guess they take days off to celebrate The Working Week.
It's called Amy's. Which I assume is a reference to Amy from
Futurama who is notoriously of Asian Characteristics. I could have
said Descent. I dunno how descendant she is or isn't! She's got
the characteristics that's what we know about her! Also I know she's
from MARS in the show. But anyway you get the idea. Maybe try
the lasagna today. Maybe try lots of things. I dunno I'm not
gonna try that many things. Gonna relatively likely try a new
Chinese Restaurant! Yeah you'd think so huh. I need to
find a place where I explicitly get pork fried rice with the general Tso's
chicken. There are places where I PROBABLY get it but they don't
explicitly say! I can't take that risk! If I'm not getting pork
fried rice I might as well be getting regular rice from Chipotle. The
Pork Friedness is KEY to this Dinner Meal Experience.
Cool! Maybe get Hot & Sour Soups instead of
Steamed Shrimp Dumplings. It's healthier because it's 95% water.
75% of it is water and 80% of everything solid is made out of water so you
crunch the numbers and you get 95% water. That can't be right.
I didn't crunch the numbers myself. No way is that actually the
correct answer you get from crunching the numbers. Speaking of
crunching there's some sort of vegetables in hot and sour soup that crunch!
Chinese vegetables! Presumably! Hot AND Sour soup?
I would have settled for just Hot Soup! This keeps getting better
and better! Whatever. HOT Soup? I would have settled
for just Steamed Shrimp Dumplings. Actually I'd prefer Steamed Shrimp
Dumplings. Steamed Shrimp Dumplings? I would have settled for
Hot And Sour Soup! Ok.
Hey we're inching towards the end. Then I
take a walk. Then I come back! That's one of the mainest parts
of taking walks. Ultimately coming back to my house-- the starting
point! I took mini video tape from Digital Camera out of the garbage
and put it in my desk. Here's a scenario where I'd need it-- somehow
my parents are alerted to the fact I may have masturbated on one of these
tapes. And they're like well just you watch em and if you did then
get rid of it. I would never bring it up to them-- too
embarrassed! But if they DID know they I can figure it out myself
whether to save it or not. Possibly. A lot of moving
pieces to get to that conclusion but it is RELATIVELY possible. Also
my RELATIVES will see me masturbate as a 16 year old. YEP that's
the problem. That's the problem, indeed! I feel like 16
years old is the age of consent for you to give yourself permission to do
stuff on camera for yourself and only for yourself. I dunno I think
it should be EIGHTEEN upon further introspection.
Wonderful! Penultimate paragraph. Right
now I'm STRONGLY considering trying the Lasagna today for lunch. It
seems like the right time for it. Doesn't Garfield like Lasagna.
Presumably. HILARIOUS. A cat who eats pasta? Now
you've got my attention! We don't know if Garfield eats lasagna.
Maybe he'd really like to eat it and talks about it a lot but John His Owner
never would actually feed his cat lasagna. I wouldn't feed my cat
lasagna! I would feed it those brown pebble pellets that are normal
cat food. It seems gross to me but cats seem to tolerate it well
enough! I'd save all the lasagna for myself and my human family
members who live with me. Is John The Garfield Owner a bachelor.
I feel like he is. Probably Garfield scares off any potential
partners. Too Complicated!
Last paragraph. I'm seeing Kumar Rocker may be in
the majors BY THE END OF THIS YEAR?!?! Take your time! There's
plenty of time to get to the major leagues we don't wanna rush things!
I'd say lets aim for late 2022! It's still very soon but gives Rocker
some time to lose some weight. I think he's gonna want a BMI of 25 or
26 when in front of a National Media Home Audience. Also I believe he
is half Indian and half Black not unlike our second lady Kamala Harris.
Maybe the math on that isn't 100% but it's relatively similar! Is
Kamala Harris Second Lady. Is that the right terminology? Better
LTURQ! I don't think there IS a Second Lady right now. There's a
Second Gentleman who is Kamala Harris' husband. She herself is just
Vice President. NO Seconds About It! Oh well what can ya do.
I'll see ya tomorrow!
July 11, 2021
Wow Talk About Some Words
Yeah lets do it. Some words exist. I am talking about it.
Right now! I think we're due for some new words. I know The
Dictionary makes a big deal about including a new word a year but we should
be doing DOZENS of new words a year-- good words! How are we growing
as a people if our vocabulary isn't growing. Words Are People Too!
Not sure about that last sentence. Pretty sure about the previous
sentences-- those all Definitely made sense! Anyway the Baseball
Superstar for the Atlanta Braves Baseball Organization is injured for the
rest of the year! I feel like I'm A Good Person because my FIRST
instinct was ah that' too bad and only my SECOND instinct was
GREAT this is good for The Mets because this team was one of their prime
disruptors. Wow talk about a great person. Yep lets talk
about it some more on the condition that The Great Person In Question is ME.
Anyway. If everyone was injured on the other
teams the Mets would coast to victory. I was wondering yesterday if
its possible in the rules that teams just forfeit either before the game
even starts or during it. Gotta have happened at some point. In
the Dead Ball era, sure. I'm talking in the last 50 years, must have
been SOME forfeits. AT LEAST midgame if they were getting blown out.
But I REALLY wanna see if there were forfeits before the game even started.
Some team was just like yea you know what think we'll take the night off.
I'm gonna LTURQ! HAH. The last forfeit was in 1995
because they gave out baseballs as a promotional item to the fans and the
fans were throwing them at the players so they had to cancel the game.
Home team forfeited! That's what ya get for trusting baseball fans
to not be jerks.
Wonderful. It wasn't so much that they were
worried about players getting hurt but that they would forget which baseball
is the official baseball being used. Yep that checks out.
HMM that's a good idea. Why can't fans bring baseballs and when
someone is trying to catch the real ball near the stands They Let Loose.
What's the worst that can happen. They're not gonna be ARRESTED
are they. What kind of consequences can they really face.
PUBLIC SHAMING everyone would boo. I dunno I think everyone
would laugh and applaud. People LOVE jerks because they mix things
up and people LOVE things being mixed up because people ARE JERKS.
Anyway. Got part II of Stuffed Filet of Sole dinner as well as a Bison
burger meal. Also they didn't give way too much stuffed filet of sole!
They gave PLENTY and I was very happy with the generous portion they gave!
More would have been too much! Less what have been okay but less
filling! WOW I DIDN'T WASTE FOOD. THAT'S CAPITALISM FOR YA.
Anyway. I ended up getting The Subway
yesterday for lunch but A DIFFERENT FILLING than I thought. I made a
last second split second decision while stepping up to the counter to get a
Chicken sandwich instead of a Turkey sandwich. I think it's because I
kinda smelled chicken sandwich in the air and I was like hey that's a
good idea I'm Gonna Do That! Wonderful. Their Fake Chicken
Sandwich Spray strikes again! And works again! Well done!
Gonna get rid of TV Box today. Gonna get rid of Old Desktop Computer
Monitor today. What else should I get rid of. HMM.
Wonderful. Nice early The Mets game today. I'll watch that.
Still fiddling with Television Picture Settings (TPS). Brightness?
Contrast? SHARPNESS? These words all mean something (different
things!) but I don't know what they mean. I can sort of tell the
difference in the picture as I adjust the levels in real time but even more
so than being able to recognize the difference I AM UNABLE TO RECOGNIZE
THE DIFFERENCE. I have a block in my brain about it! I can
see it change but I can't quite put it into words or contextualize it!
WOW sounds like I'm dumb it turns out!
Cool! I want it to look like if I Was
watching Film in theater! Now the sharpest most high def most
brightness TV! FILM SCREEN EMULATOR that's what I'm after! I
dunno it may not be possible. TO my knowledge most film screens in
theaters are slightly bigger than my TV. Hmm that's an interesting
counterpoint. Oh well what can ya do. I can make out the
dialogue of everything I watch! That wasn't the case for the first 24,
36 hours. I GOT THERE EVENTUALLY and I will GET THE PICTURE RIGHT
EVENTUALLY. PRESUMABLY. DECENT CHANCE I'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING
I'M HAPPY WITH. Okay okay stop yelling. SURE NO PROBLEM.
I'm in third place in my fantasy baseball league! Now all I need is
150 more top players injured and I'll COAST into 1st! (Assuming the
top 150 players injured are for the other teams and not my players).
Which is a reasonable assumption. Apparently I'm calling the shots in
this strange alternate universe where most of the best baseball players get
injured, so that's the way I'd want it, so that's the way it'd be!
Cool! Also my best player has been
injured for the last 2 months so this would just be a way for the universe
to balance things out! Which is very likely! Seems like it's
within the universe's M.O. to even things out. That's what several
philosophies seem to imply the universe is about more or less.
COOL. Not sure I'm happy with masking tape over cable box. I
still look at it instinctively all the time and instead of being annoyed by
seeing the time (THE WRONG TIME AT THAT) I'm annoyed by seeing some clunky
masking tape. I JUST CAN'T WIN CAN I. I can if everyone
else is injured. By flying baseballs. So everyone else has to
forfeit. YES IN THAT SCENARIO I CAN WIN. Whatever.
Hmm I'd like a handball. I wanna bounce it against my walls.
I've gone through periods in my life where I wish I had handballs and would
bounce them against walls. But if I ever did get a handball and did
that my parents would throw a fit! I JUST CAN'T WIN. Maybe
they'd be okay with it. I'm an adult and if I wanna throw a
handball against the wall all the time that's the way it's gonna be!
Still would annoy them. Too bad Adults Get To Annoy Each Other
that's what being an adult is all about!
Jeez. What paragraph is this. Seventh?
Yeah! I'm aiming for a specific amount of paragraphs loosely but I'm
not gonna tell ya! We'll just have to wait and see together how it
shakes out. I still wonder if at some point my TV is just gonna
suddenly collapse because I didn't use those 2 pieces of plastic that I
THINK were to hold wires/cables in place. I didn't NEED it. Not
to my knowledge! Either way I guess we'll just have to wait and see
together how it shakes out. Maybe if I used these pieces of plastic
the time of the cable box setting would be correctualized.
Probably not, though! I think I had this problem 2 years ago when old
TV was connected to cable box! I'd call them to see how to fix it
but... but... can't think of a good reason not to do that. Maybe
I'll do that! Fascinating.
Anyway. Maybe I'll choose not to do the
instructions they give to fix it because it'll inconvieniencize me overall.
But I can at least Seek Knowledge of what I COULD do to fix it if I chose to
do it. Having fun with Soap Dish in shower. It totally makes my
soap dry each time I pick it up for The Day's Shower! I can't get
enough of Pretty Dry Bar Of Soap! Anyway they're starting to talk
about booster shots for Covid Vaccination Enterprise. Wonderful!
I hope I have to get it in Oh I Don't Know DECEMBER. Anything
earlier than that is an inconvenience! Maybe NOVEMBER is okay.
And anything later than that is TOO LATE I WANNA GET IT C'MON GIVE IT.
Also what's supply gonna be like for that. Can I set up an inoculation
NOW and get way ahead of the 8 ball? My guess? NO.
Oh well what can ya do.
I dunno. Covid never ends! I forgot to take
it seriously personally! Now I look The Fool don't I. Anyway.
I was wondering what's the relatively accurate number of the 600,000 America
Covid Deaths that were spread Outside and not Inside. 100,000?
LESS? MORE? I've narrowed it down to those three options.
I need to know because I go outside a lot! And I won't die from Covid
but it'd still be a big, "Bummer," to get it! Oh well no way of
knowing. Accurate! There IS no way of knowing! Lots
of good ways to ESTIMATE. Accurate! People who got the Data
In Front Of Them CAN estimate! But they haven't shared their
estimations with me personally. Accurate! As far as I know!
If they have, I forgot! Also then we can narrow it down to Outside
Spread AND People Wore Masks. Also we can further narrow it down to
WILL I GET COVID MYSELF OR NOT just TELL me.
Last paragraph of Act I! I don't believe it!
Bison burger for lunch probably. Fish Non-Parade for dinner! I
don't believe it! I had some good luck with microwave for fish last
night! Gonna go with that again tonight presumably. Bison
burger? I dunno! Maybe microwave, too! My parents get
annoyed when I use the oven during the Warmer Months because they think
INCORRECTLY it makes the house warmer and they don't wanna deal with a
warmer house. Maybe they're more sensitive because of their advanced
age or maybe they're just dumb. My guess is I think it's dumb IN
GENERAL but they probably do feel the Warmer Difference I'll give them that
much. But STILL I think it's REAL Dumb. I don't think
microwave makes it warmer. Unless they're in the microwave.
Which I wouldn't suggest for many reasons! I'll be back in a little
Now There's Even More
Hey! I'd be happier if my TV had a volume button on the TV itself.
I'm preconditioned to going to Screen Apparatus to adjust volume as well as
other things and now I can't do that! Sure if I had to PICK between
remote and TV Structure I'd go with remote. But why can't I have both?
Button on TV would be too sensitive. It'd be changing volume here
and there based on the Richter Scale. I don't know about that.
And by That I mean the use of the term The Richter Scale. I
don't know about it! You get the point but it's not Accurate.
I dunno if you're getting the point that makes it Accurate Enough.
Language is to MAKE POINTS. I made the point! Thus GOOD
Wonderful! I don't get why pitchers throw balls
all the time. Balls that the hitter probably won't swing at!
You're wasting all of our times! And your own Arm Strength.
That's one more pitch that you can't make later because you have a pitch
limit! I guess they think maybe the batter will swing.
NOT LIKELY. Maybe they're trying to pitch a strike but are very
bad at locating pitches. YEAH I THINK THAT'S IT. These
pitchers are just Terrible Baseball Players. Sounds about right!
Also why do hitters hit foul balls. Again you're just wasting all of
our times! Also that's one more swing you can't make later. You
have a Swing Limit! Seems like hitters should have swing limit.
Sure the limit is VERY VERY HIGH that will NEVER be reached but there's
still a number where it's like actually take the rest of the night off
you've swung your last swing. Also Catching Balls. Yep
that's a third way to make this dumb point type thing. Not a point.
Just a Dumb Type Thing. I'm a Dumb Typing Things.
Jeez. I got the Mets game going on in the
background and The Mets are doing well but I don't like the configuration of
doing multiple things at once. I'm getting overwhelmed! This is
no good! I feel a nervous breakdown a-brewing! It's only .5%
there but that's .5% closer to a nervous breakdown than I want to be at
overall! I'd rather have a Communication Breakdown because it's a Nice
Ol' The Led Zeppelins song. I'd like to do what quality songs talk
about! That's why they're quality songs! Ugh. I
want to put off the Mets game but they're doing so well! I wanna see
where this goes! DAMNIT TALK ABOUT A SOPHIA'S CHOICE.
Wonderful now you're talking about a Sophia's Choice now it's THREE THINGS I
gotta be paying attention to. Don't bring up NEW things I've
already got enough going on in my mind!
Great! I'm watching Apollo Thirteen dating back to last
night What Of It. I've seen it before! Without paying attention
to it at all! Now I'm playing a solid 65, 70% attention to it and what
a wonderful movie. I dunno that oversells it a bit. What
a Movie. That's about right. Not really the, "Whatta," part.
It is Movie though. Alright the Mets finally stopped Doing Good
after Doing Really Good For Ten Minutes so I can put that off for now.
I don't need to see Commercials and Mets Doing Decent Pitching And Fielding
Presumably. I don't need to see a lot of things! That's why I
close my eyes so option! More convenient! Who needs to put all
that effort into keeping their eyes open when they don't even have to!
YEAH. I'm gonna take a shower after next paragraph. YEAH.
What else is going on. HMM I stopped typing
completely when I turned Mets game off. Somehow things got twisted and
I was paying more attention to Writing Entry when TV was on. I turned
TV and in a way it's like I turned off a part of myself as well.
What a Sophia's Choice. No it isn't. Maybe it's A
Sophia's Choice whether to Accept That as a Sophia's Choice.
Maybe! I never read the book! Or saw the movie! Or heard
the soundtrack of music inspired by the book and/or movie Sophia's
Choice. The point is GREAT WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON. I haven't
taken a bath since I could take showers starting a week ago. Maybe
it's time I took a bath! If not now when. Some other time.
That isn't Now. Yep that checks out as well. Think I'm
gonna stick with shower for today. GREAT WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON.
Nothing! I'll be back soon!
I Forgot All About That
Hello friends. Down to the final act! And it can be as short as
four paragraphs! I dunno five would be Real Symmetrical and
Aesthetically Pleasing. I dunno about PLEASING. I don't
think anyone is gonna get anything out of this Act other than me.
And even Me Getting Something Out Of It is a stretch! I may THINK I'm
getting something out of it but deep down it does me no good! Anyway
hey at this point, starting tomorrow or so, I can start the process of
Getting Xbox If I See It Available For Normal Price. It's been DAYS
since I got TV it's time to move on to the next thing I need to buy to make
my life worthwhile! Video games HUH? Based on DEADWOOD?
Now we're talking! There's not Video GAMES based on Deadwood.
There's only ONE GAME based on Deadwood. And even THAT GAME ISN'T
BASED ON DEADWOOD.
I'd still play it and in the back of my mind the
entire time I play it I'm thinkin this is Deadwood I'm playing I don't
care what anyone says. I assume there are Showdowns in Wild West
video game. That's the main part of The Wild West! Face-offs!
That and TRAINS. Hmm I wonder if I can ride a train in Red Dead
Redumbtion. I'd ride a train in a video game all the time like it
was nothin'! I think there was a level of Goldeneye which took place
on a Train. Goldeneye was a James Bond movie based on a video game.
Presumably. That's my interpretation of recent history at least.
I like it when people on my fantasy baseball team play the Mets. I
CAN'T LOSE!!! Either The Mets win or my Team wins! On the
other hand I CAN'T WIN!!! I dunno I see it as the glass is half I
Can't Lose. Also my players can do badly against The Mets and The Mets
still lose. OH NO I DOUBLY LOSE I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS AND IT
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
Cool! Gonna take a walk when this act is
over. Gonna end the entry when this act is over. By the
transitive property which I'm sure is a thing I will take a walk when this
entry is over. Probably. I mean I KNOW it's
accurate in this case but I don't know if, those qualifications being equal,
it's accurate in every case. I'd crunch the numbers but whose got the
time! Also what do I work for NASA or something. I'm not
qualified to crunch any numbers! I'm not even sure what Crunching
Numbers even entails exactly! Presumably the four operations of
Addition Through Division are key parts. That's your basic crunching.
Also we rank operations in order of easiness. Addition, Subtraction,
Multiplication, Division. Everyone knows that's the order of
operations. Everyone who went to fourth grade at least! Which is
Whatever! Penultimate paragraph. Also subtraction
is addition and division is multiplication. It's just slightly
different! I feel very strongly about this. Hmm so there's
only two operations. You heard it here first! I don't
even know if these things are actually called operations and if they are if
there are more operations. Is exponents an operation? That's
an example of something I Don't Know AND I Don't Care Enough About To Go Any
Further With This! Exponents is multiplication. I JUST DON'T
KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP DO I. Anyway. What else is going on.
I watched all the Puppet Masters immediately available to me. Which is
good news because I didn't really care for those movies! They could
have been worse. But then again they COULDN'T have been worse.
They were just not good enough to have no redeeming qualities. Being
any worse would make them better! That's just Exponents For Ya!
Jeez. Another entry almost in the books. I
give it a solid D+/C-. WOW that C- sure looks good. Not
happy about the D+. In the end though life is about compromises.
I guess! I think it's bad to watch baseball and the crowd behind the
plate is not only sparsely populated but aren't enthusiastic or even paying
attention to what's going on. You should do what they do at political
rallies and pay people to look really enthusiastic about the game. We
take our cues from them! If they don't care why should we. And
then if they DO care WHO ARE WE NOT TO CARE. What DO WE
THINK WE'RE BETTER THAN THEM?!? The point is I've given you all a
lot to think about. The other point is the entry is over! I'll
be back here again tomorrow. See you later! Starting... now.
See you later is fully in effect! ... Now.
July 10, 2021
I Can Do This Okay
Hey, terrible news! I don't have enough gum to comfortably last me the
entire week. I do have enough gum to GENERALLY last me the entire
week-- I have no choice! Gonna have to portion it out to a degree I'm
uncomfortable with! I can chew 1 piece of gum instead of 2 whenever I
want and it STILL wouldn't last me. OR I could chew 2 pieces of gum
half the times over the week and it STILL wouldn't last me. THE
MATH FOR EACH IS THE SAME. WORK IT OUT ON LOOSE-LEAF WITH A PENCIL
YOU'LL SEE. I haven't used loose-leaf in a long time! I got
plenty of spiral notebooks with uniform non-loose leaf paper! So
LEAF PAPER I GUESS. Is all paper leafs? I don't think ANY
paper is leafs. Paper is from Bark. That'd be my hypothesis.
Maybe it's SAP. Could be branches as far as I know, what am I some
genius type guy?
Anyway. Covered up cable box time with masking
tape. But there's still the problem of the time ON THE TV in GUIDE or
INFO BUTTON or SCHEDULING is an hour behind. Which is TERRIBLE on my
mind set. Suddenly for 50% of my mind I think everything is an hour
before it is. That's right TV takes up 50% of my mind. I
feel that's an accurate hypothesis. Also yeah while watching TV I KNOW
it's wrong. But subliminally it registers with 50% of my mind, like I
said! Dang it! Anyway accepted Super Marker Update
Delivery of milk and chocolate pudding. Disgusting! I might get
Subway for lunch today. Disgusting! I think Subway has been
getting a free ride on this website. Lots of good press and they don't
pay me a dime. No more free rides! My opinion on Subway is
UNDETERMINED for now pending further updates.
Free rides. Subway. Public transportation.
You get the idea. Been resuming binge watching Entire Series Of
Simpsons now on my Television instead of my computer. WOW LOADS OF
LAUGHS. I start laughing 25% way into the jokes. I know what
the jokes are of course. I know these episodes backwards and forwards.
So in a split nanosecond when I'm reminded of the upcoming joke I start
laughing in anticipation. It's fun! Sometimes it's even before
the joke starts at all. There's a line of dialogue and I know the joke
that will respond to it and I'm laughing while the other guy is still
talking. What fun! What kind of movies have I been watching.
I watched That Puppet Master III and it was a fine movie, just fine.
Also the entire series the puppets are good guys? So far? I
haven't really been paying attention to 67% of the movies I've just seen but
in that 33% of the attention I paid they seem to be on the side of the
protagonist and on the enemy side of the antagonist. GREAT THIS IS
WORKING OUT WONDERFULLY.
Anyway. I was looking forward to having a
nightmare last night but alas I had no nightmare. I guess when you
want to have a nightmare, having no nightmare is the real nightmare.
I dunno I don't think the math of that checks out. The science of
it may. Foreign Language. Social Studies. What else is
going on. I was watching Hackers which takes place in my
old high school in real setting film location wise and a fictional version
in Dramawise and it agitated me. I DON'T REMEMBER MY CLASSMATES
BEING THIS ATTRACTIVE AND OBVIOUSLY IN THEIR 20'S AND ACTING LIKE ACTORS ALL
THE TIME. Also I don't think we had a single Hacker at all!
Sure plenty of COMPUTER people. But they wouldn't Hack into things and
if they didn't they wouldn't be the top hackers of the country they'd be
regular dumb rank and file hackers. THIS MOVIE ISN'T MY LIFE AT ALL
Cool. The part that really irked me was the
actors acting like actors the entire movie. None of us acted like
actors in real life! What else is going on. Got some snapple
going on. Got some coffee going on. So I got all that stuff
going for me. Is it possible I can hack into that 1990's film The
Hackers and change it around to make it more of the kind of film I'd want it
to be. Gotta imagine it's POSSIBLE but it's not within my skills yet.
We'd need an entire The Matrix type scenario to accomplish that kind of
stuff and to my recollection that movie is fiction and not real life.
UNLESS I HACK INTO THE MATRIX THE MOVIE TO MAKE REAL LIFE THE MATRIX.
Not sure the Sophomore English II checks out on that logic. Anyway
what else is going on. I don't know how long acts are supposed to be
anymore or how many acts there are. I can't do it on a day-by-day
basis! I need STRUCTURE and REGIMEN. I'd go CRAZY without it!
Jeez. Hey I haven't played my mandolin in a
while. I may not even have a mandolin. It's the little guitar
type thing with 4 sets of double string. Odds are it's a mandolin.
Lemme check that up right quick. YEP it's a mandolin.
Probably cost my brother 40 dollars to get it to give to me. That's
how cheap it is! VERY! Hey it's better than nothing.
I don't know about that it's very possible Nothing is better than this.
Yep that's right Nothin' Is Better Than This It's The Best It Can Be!
OH NO WHAT DO WORDS MEAN ANYMORE. Also it's for righties which
makes it less valuable for me. But it has sentimental value because It
Was A Gift Of Love or at least Birthday Appreciation or something.
The point is I'll not throw it out but I'm not gonna spend time on it
either. The point is oh right Said The Point Last Sentence!
Yeah! What kind of Subway sandwich might I
get (which MAY OR MAY NOT be enjoyable and a good experience worth your
consideration for yourself). Double turkey. Double ham!
Chicken. Wow so many options which may or may not be something we
should want to stuff down our collective gullet. Hmm now that I
think about it I don't really want Subway anymore. I got better things
to shove down my gullet! I'll have to think about this. Chinese
food sounds good but it's not very nutritious. Unlike Subway.
That'll make you lose weight and potentially become a Pedophile Photography
Consumer but also potentially NOT do that as far as we know. Was that
the extent of Jared's crimes. I feel like he never did Pedophile
Personal Actions. He just encouraged Pedophilia by being a consumer of
multimedia of pedophilia. BETTER LT>... WAIT BETTER NOT
LTURQ. Whew that was close. Moving on! I can
look up Jared's crimes. It's fit for public consumption, a description
of his crimes. Better LTURQ! Not only consumed pedophilia
multimedia but DISTRIBUTED it. And also Traveled to Engage In Sex With
A Minor. Which I guess he didn't accomplish. It'd be weird if
it's legal to Do Pedophilia but not to Travel On The Way To Do It.
Anyway. Eighth paragraph! This may be it
for Act I as far as I know! Subway is still the most likely lunch
option I got for today. I'm in the mood for a nice good sandwich.
And I don't have sandwich meat in my house! And for some reason
Quiznos doesn't deliver on doordash! And for some reason Quiznos isn't
within easy walking distance from me! I haven't had The Quiznos is a
long time. Delicious! Quiznos knows what they're doing re:
Making And Serving Sandwiches. How come Quiznos gets a free ride
and not Subway. Subway got a free ride for a long time! Now
Quiznos needs a free ride for a while to EVEN IT UP. Once they've
reached the same amount of free ride sandwich website propaganda I can stop
giving free rides to either because it's all even to that point.
Yep that checks out. What about Blimpie. WHAT ABOUT
Ninth paragraph! Gonna aim for 10
this act! I did that yesterday and if I did something yesterday odds
are I should do it today. That's my entire Life Premise for as long as
I can remember. Also lets just be honest Quiznos is better than
Subway! IS THAT PART OF THE FREE RIDE PROPAGANDA OR IS IT HOW I
TRULY FEEL? Doesn't matter! For now they're the same thing
As Far As You Know! Moving on. I initially covered up
cable box time with too much tape because suddenly my remote didn't work.
I covered up the part where they register the remote signal! So I took
off a bit of the masking tape and remote works again AND time is still 98.5%
covered up from all directions! From one direction it's 85% covered
up! From all other directions it's 100% covered up. WOW MATH
I CAN'T WAIT TO START CRACKIN' THESE NUMBERS. Really, "Hack," into
this math equation so to speak. Yeah!
Cool! Computer clock still shows the right
time. Computer clock knows the score! Anyway I think it's great
that I know my brother's and my parent's standard passwords. I think
it's great WE ALL know our brothers' and parents' passwords! Because
we need to log into each other's streamers. Also really makes ya think
hmm so THIS is the kind of person my relatives are based on their password
choice. GO FIGURE! Makes ya think about your own
password choices more deeply. What does this say about ME now that
I think about it. Interesting stuff! Hmm been a while
since I created a Brand New Totally Unique Password. I think I'm
due! Hmm this can be fun, what's a great password that only people
relatively close to me can reasonably guess quickly. I'll have to give
this some time! Anyway in the mean time I'm gonna take a break.
Be back soon!
It's Not So Bad
Hey! When I was IN high school, I thought 2 out of 3 girls were
extremely attractive. But now I know better! Not as attractive
as actors! Also hey just took second walk. Gonna write a lesser
paragraph'd act and then take a shower. Write another lesser
paragraph'd act! Most likely. That's the plan as of now.
Thinkin' about getting a Nice FISH DINNER for tonight. No Parade,
though! Just a stationary Stuffed Filet Of Sole. Which is higher
quality because you're getting CRAB MEAT with that Fish Dinner which is one
of the best Fish Meats. Everyone's heard of Imitation Crab Meat.
If Crab Meat wasn't good it wouldn't be worth imitating! That's my hot
take! Also usually you don't call Fish Meat. For Crab ya
do. Crab Meat. I feel like that's also evidence of crab's
high quality re: Food.
Anyway. Also for whatever reason you get way more
fish overall with Stuffed Filet Of Sole than with a Seafood Parade. I
guess because scallops really Break The Bank so if you're getting filet of
sole stuffed with crab meat that's less pricy. I don't know WHY but I
GUESS. Stuffed filet. Stuffed Fill It. Redundant!
I'll leave it to the most dedicated among you to determine what point I was
trying to make with those several sentences. Yeah! At this
point it looks like I'll be getting The Full Subway Experience for lunch
today with a Double Ham Sandwich. It's delicious because it's Black
Forest Ham which sounds better than regular ham because if it wasn't why
would they bother with the title Black Forest. If it was no
good they'd keep it to themselves! I assume Black Forest is like a
Poland Spring where they're not real places at all.
Jeez. What's going on in the wide world of
sports. Getting the hang of watching New TV from all different sorts
of angles. We're talkin in bed at end of bed lying down. We're
talkin' sittin' up on bed on other end of bed in middle of room. We're
talkin' sitting at computer on Chair. We're talking about sitting on
the same chair but up in front of the TV. Next step is to experiment
with watching TV while sitting on the floor. I feel like that might be
a blast and a half as far as I know. Yep this is a paragraph.
It was the primary function of my life yesterday! Sitting and watching
TV from new and exciting places! YEAH. Also no complaints
with TV looking weird from different angles. I can tell some
difference but it's more or less acceptable from any angle. YEAH.
Anyway. Shower coming up soon! That's a
nice break. I get to get water on me from above. Yep that's
how it works. What kind of Horror movie can I watch today. I
can watch The Scary Story To Tell In Them Dark movie! I haven't seen
that since I saw it in theaters! I feel like I might halfway enjoy
that. Maybe a quarterway. It's halfway enjoyable but it's
decreased by half again because of my affinity for the source material and
being upset that they only made a quarterway enjoyable movie. So
maybe It should be an eighthway worthwhile??? I haven't crunched
the numbers explicitly but the point is I'll watch it sure. Also
another halfway division because it's too much for kids! I was
expecting Scary For Teenagers with this film but I got FOR THE MOST PART
just Scary For Pre-teenagers. OH NO WHAT A LETDOWN.
Last paragraph of Act II! I don't
believe it. I think I've got it backwards. What's scary for
teenagers is LESS scary than what's scary for pre-teens! I feel like
pre-teens can handle horror pretty well, unlike teenagers, who notoriously
are scared of films all the time. Hmm. I've given us all
a lot to think about. Gotta fine tune the vegetable toppings I want
from Subway for my Sandwich. I don't wanna get All The Ones I
generally like more or less. No banana peppers for me today!
Maybe no green peppers! I'll keep you updated on this situation as
it progresses??? The point is after 36 hours of looking at clock
on cable box, albeit with the wrong time, I'm CONSTANTLY looking at cable
box thinking I'd see the time (albeit the wrong time) and being
disappointed. WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT NOW I NEED TO KNOW.
I feel over time I'll eventually grow less dependent upon Cable Clock.
It just takes time, like with anything! I'll be back in a bit.
Each Title Is Special
Or at least that's what we should be telling Titles to make them feel
good about themselves. The point is I took a shower and finished a
The Simpsons episode and hey I'll never not be annoyed when Microsoft
FrontPage tells me, "Simpsons," isn't a word. I've seen THE
SIMPSONS title sequence ALL THE TIME and it definitely is a word! I
dunno solid EIGHTY PERCENT CHANCE they use an apostrophe? Better
LTURQ. HEY THEY DON'T. I obviously thought at first they
didn't, that's why I keep writing it that way. But then I was like
well they MUST be doing it the right way otherwise they wouldn't let it on
TV. But The Simpsons is correct and Microsoft FrontPage (2000!)
doesn't recognize it. They've had 11 years to figure out The Simpsons
and they never got it right! Hey I was making websites in 2001?!!
Suddenly I feel old. That was 20 years ago!
I was watching The Simpson's in 2001? Suddenly I feel
old. That was Also 20 years ago! This is Microsoft FrontPage
2002. Suddenly I feel young! WHEW That was a stressful 90
seconds. I thought I was old briefly! Thank God that's
over. There's a Mets double header today. Like that Greek
God. With two heads. You know which one I'm thinking of!
Anyway I can watch The Mets all day today more or less! I'll do that
for a while, sure, why not. Sit up Real Close to TV. Play some
Electric Guitar while watching. Because that's the kind of guy I am
Dating Back To Last Night. Seems like a good Kind Of Guy To Be For
An Intermediately Extended Length Period Of Time. Wonderful.
Hey if I write 3 more paragraphs I'll have the same amount of paragraphs as
yesterday? YESTERDAY??? Now we're talking!
Yeah! Finished coffee for the day.
Finished juice for the day. And by juice I mean Diet Snapple.
Qualifies as juice in my book! JUST BARELY. It's 5 calories per
serving size! If it wasn't juice it'd be zero calories. That's 5
calories worth of Lemon Juice Or Something. Probably is just sugar.
Sugar is juice. It's called sugarcane. Huh. Well
this afternoon I'm gonna be the kind of guy who eats a Subway Sandwich while
watching The Mets game. I'm not necessarily proud of it. I'm not
necessarily embarrassed by it! I feel both at once! No
neutrality! Both extremes at once! Not to an extreme extent.
I feel both extremes slightly moderately at once! Yep that checks
out more or less. Also it's a late afternoon game and sandwich!
I have late lunches I can't be having a sandwich with the beginning of a
Mets game that starts at 1:10! Too early! Yep.
Penultimate paragraph! I don't believe it.
I'll probably not have sandwich for 20-30 minutes until after I get home.
It's too EARLY to eat lunch at 4:00 I'm the kind of guy who waits until 4:15
because that's just obviously the way to go this season! Anyway.
With New TV I can actually make out the price which Maggie Costs when being
swiped in the supermarket conveyor belt register in the The Simpson's
opening credits. I knew For Trivia people already knew it but I could
not see it on my old technology TV for myself. What an age we live
in. Also I forget how much it is. I don't even remember the
price to the tenth power it was. Or to the second power. I
forget how math works but the point is I dunno if its on the ONES or the
TENS or the THOUSANDS or anything! Could be anything as far as I know.
BETTER LTURQ. I don't know WHY but I BETTER.
Google HOW MUCH IS MAGGIE WORTH. $482.52. Yep seems about
Last paragraph! The point is they give way
too much Stuffed Filet Of Sole with dinner and that's why I tend to get the
seafood parade. Parade costs more! And I like the taste of the
fish less! But this way I'm not wasting food. TODAY though I'm
like So what if I wanna leave some Crab Meat over no one will be the
wiser and it's cheaper and tastes better I'd be a Fool to NOT Waste Food.
That's CAPITALISM for ya! Probably I haven't crunched the numbers
explicitly but it sure SOUNDS like capitalism. Also A Baby is
worth less than 500 dollars. THAT'S ALSO capitalism for ya!
Presumably. I guess. Hey the entry is just about over.
What a wonderful First 40% of the day. Now it's time to relax and
watch TV from several different angles for variety which is the spice of
life. I'll be back tomorrow!
July 9, 2021
Oh Now I Get It
Hello friends. Got some orange juice water going on! Only one
cup of coffee today, make up the rest of Breakfast Drink Calories with
orange juice water! Anyway had some good nightmares last night.
I remember waking up in the middle of the night screaming and then going
back to sleep and having more nightmares, but by the time I woke up in the
morning I was like ya know what, all that was kinda pleasant.
Entertaining! I'd do it again if given a choice! Give me a
choice! I'll sign up to do it again, just like I said! Anyway,
accepted Super market delivery this morning and t he milk carton was
leaking significantly and now everything is VERY SLIGHTLY milky. I'd
still consume everything else! Most of it was in packages! But
lets face facts the packages are slightly milky. DISGUSTING.
People actually DRINK this stuff?
Anyway. I told myself I wouldn't be
watching TV wily-nily. No checkin' out whatever dumb movie OR WORSE
SITCOM is on and just putting it on. Only watch things With Purpose!
Full movies! Full baseball games! That's about it! SO
FAR NOT SO GOOD. I was watching Bad News Bears The Original WHY
NOT IT WAS ON. Who am I to argue with what's on. Someone's job
is to determine what's on at any given time and they put a lot of thought
into it! Also if Futurama was on SURE I'D WATCH IT. Who
am I to not watch Futurama. Some sort of sociopath? Anyway.
Figured out I wasn't even watching Full HD Capabilities until last night.
I was watching it at 720 PS. My TV goes up to 2060! My cable box
goes up to 1030! Now I'm watching it at 1030! AMAZING.
Also SOMEHOW I determined a good Audio EQ balance setting where I can make
out the dialogue of what's on TV pretty well! AMAZING.
Dialogue is my priority! I set it up so it's
All Dialogue, All The Time. BASS sound effects? TREBLE sound
effects? I don't need it! I wanna hear what people are saying!
Still not 100% happy with Picture Settings but I'm getting there!
Figuring out how to make it More HD certainly helped! MAYBE IT'S JUST
ME but the Mets seem to have had over a dozen rained out games this season
so far? At some point I think we're due some quintuple headers.
WOW that's a number so big I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. My
first guess is FIVE. Then the next guess is SIX. Then FOUR.
Then SEVEN. Then all other numbers can compete in a Round Robin to
determine the top 16 numbers which will compete in a King Of The Ring and
the winner of that is my fifth guess. I looked it up and It Was
Five. I KINDA knew it would be. I was exaggerating my
uncertainty-- For Humour!
Wow. I guess My Life Is TV Now. I was
worried that might happen! Oh well what can ya do. Worse ways to
live your life than being a Always TV Watcher Guy. I can't THINK of
any but it stands to reason there are! Also if I watch things On
Demand it saves it on a page called MY STUFF which is very convenient and
great and for me this is a new development. HOWEVER it combines MY
STUFF with the My Stuff from OTHER household TV so now I can see My PARENT'S
STUFF and they can see MINE. GREAT now I can't watch pornography or
regular film or TV for obviously pornography reasons. Now not only
am I a TV Watcher Guy but I'm a PG-13 TV Watcher Guy. You'd
think if you're watching TV you should at least be getting pornography out
of the deal! I dunno I doubt You Would Think That. I
thought it! That's MY problem I guess.
Jeez. Got some Chocolate Chip Pancakes for
one meal today. Part II of Steak and Eggs for one meal today.
Combined, they make two meals. I am going to have two meals!
Wow this is working out Great... just as I planned! For a while
there it looked like I would have to have closed captioning on my TV.
I couldn't register what was being said! And if I Could it took ALL my
attention and effort. Also I'm not a fan of the closed captioning
font! They had several options and I didn't like any of 'em! I'm
looking forward to chocolate chip pancakes for lunch probably. It's
delicious AND nutritious! Except not really nutritious! And
delicious is overselling it by a lot! It IS FOOD though.
That's a 100% fair and accurate statement! Hey
Wilco/The-Sleater-Kinney show is in but 6 weeks. I'm looking
forward to that. It's MUSIC and you know how I feel about music!
Probably! I feel like I might have touched on it before!
Sixth paragraph I don't believe it. HMM I
wonder what's on TV right now. That's not accurate.
EVERYTHING is on TV now. So many channels! So many on demands!
So many streamers! It'd be more reasonable to wonder what's NOT on TV
right now. But unproductive what do I get out of the Wonderment.
Alright how about this-- I wonder what's it'd be like to be watching TV
right now! Probably FUN and GREAT. Oh well what can ya
do. Gotta wait for that! It's gonna be great! God Damn
TV taking over my life within a span of 36 hours! I should have seen
it coming! I watched GANGS OF NEW YORK as the first film I paid
attention to and enjoyed watching on TV AND was 1045 HD FPS setting.
Wonderful! I like the part where Daniel Day Lewis goes WHOOSPIE
DAISY! Best part of the entire movie! Yep that's
accurate. It's a fine moment, just fine.
Also I have The Last Of Them Mohicans saved up so I
could watch that, too! HOWEVER it might be saved only in Standard
Definition. EWWW DISGUSTING. My favorite part of Gangs of New
York is that Daniel Day Lewis's character reminds me of the guy in Deadwood.
Kind of a similar look, similar era of history! WOW! I can't get
enough of... that kind of... historical... guy. Yep that checks
out. I was going to watch a Mets game last night but I was busy
with Gangs of New York! Then I was like ya know what SCREW GANGS OF
NEW YORK I can record it again when it's playing SATURDAY I'm gonna watch
The Mets game right n-- OH IT'S RAINED OUT WHAT PROVIDENCE. Bad
providence! I was gonna watch it! Suddenly I can't! BUT it
was providence because it made making a decision moot. WOW
Cool. I haven't signed into any Streamers yet
on TV. Only free ones where I didn't need to sign in. So...
no signing in, like I said. Yeah I guess so get off my back about
it. Hey I bet I can watch that Black Widow Summer TO Remember Movie on
Disney Plus. I'd watch that on new TV! I have A DECENT FPS HD
NUMBER SETTING GOING it's gonna be great! HEY I can't watch
Black Window on Disney Plus. I can't even watch Black WIDOW which is a
real movie! Whatta scam. Anyway what else is going on and
crap. Eighth paragraph of Act I! That's the standard the last 2 or 3
days. Sounds like a Set In Regiment to me. That's SEVERAL TIMES
IN A ROW I gotta stick with that!
Nah I'll write another paragraph or two. See how that
goes! Might go well. It's possible! For some reason I
suddenly had $1.68 on poker. I built it up to $3.14! On poker!
I'd like to cash out now and buy a medium iced coffee. It's totally
FREE I don't know what I did to deserve this $1.68! Probably nothing!
What do you mean I can't cash out such a small amount. Whatta
SCAM. You give me money that it turns out I can't redeem?! I
ain't buying it! I dunno what this paragraph means at all.
I think the remake of Bad News Bears is interesting because there's two,
"B's" in the initials of the film title Bad News Bears AS WELL AS in the
star's Name Billy Bob Thornton. This is the kind of premium content
you get when you read this.
Last paragraph of Act I! I can't go beyond 10
paragraphs. That would be flat out dumb! I think it's possible
Daniel Day Lewis isn't that great of an actor because I like the other guy
in Deadwood more. So you're saying because I like an entirely
different character in a different movie/TV show AS A CHARACTER the first
guy isn't as good an actor. YES CORRECT. I'd wanna watch
This Guy From Deadwood be one of the main characters in EVERY MOVIE from now
on is the point I'm trying to make. Maybe I'd get bored with it after
36 hours! Probably! That'd be my guess if we're being honest
about it. Also when I'm buying iced coffee with bonus poker money they
have to deliver it to me for free. That's where I draw the line!
What line. I dunno whatever line I just drew get off my back about
it. Hey I'll be back a little bit later.
Crap I Just Lost It
Wonderful. Hey, I'm back! Hardly took a break. Took a half
hour walk, that's pretty much it! I want to get this entry done as
soon as possible so I can watch the end of I Think I Love My Wife for the
19th time. Also the title is a spoiler alert. I don't wanna know
whether the main character thinks he loves his wife until THE SURPRISE
ENDING WHEN IT TURNS OUT HE... no spoilers. Also Christ Rock
plays A NERD in this movie! Not a computer nerd but a
faithful-to-his-wife-for-the-most-part nerd. Isn't he concerned people
will confuse the character with him? And that people will think Chris
Rock is the kind of guy to be mostly faithful to his wife? Seems like
he's taking a big risk! THE OPPOSITE IS TRUE. He's
broadcasting his doubt that he loves his Real Life Wife! Assuming he
has a real life wife! Solid 2/3rds chance Chris Rock Has AND IS been
married. Yep he was married and has since gotten divorced.
Who coulda seen that coming.
Cool! I know they say that 50% of all
marriages end in divorce but I don't think you should take that to mean
YOUR marriage is a 50/50 shot. Gotta take into account all the
serial divorcers there are! Someone gets divorced, gets remarried-- he
or she is just the kinda person to get divorced again! There's serial
divorces getting divorced dozens of times over the course of their life and
they're bringing the average WAY down for the rest of us. So your
chance of having a Positive Marriage Only Ending In Death Of One Of You is
WAY UP to around I dunno 55%? STILL IT'S A GOOD INSIGHT.
Gotta be other Ultimate Outcomes of marriage other than divorce or death.
Hmm. Neither of you EVER DIES? Gotta be another ultimate
outcome other than that because to my knowledge That Can't Happen.
Also marriage doesn't end when someone dies it lasts ETERNALLY.
Sorry! I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO BREAK IT TO YOU!
Anyway. Google True Ultimate Outcomes of
Marriage. Google ain't sayin' shit! Clearly in the pocket
of Big Marriage. I dunno why that would be the case. And I
Don't know why Big Marriage would want to obstruct the True Outcomes Of
Marriage. I don't know why any of this is being said at all!
Oh, right. Fill up paragraphs. Gotcha! Marriages can
be NULLIFIED. If it turns out the marriage was illegal! That
ends the marriage without death or divorce. Yep good point, Me!
Wonderful. I figured out a way to make the time on the cable box
LESS BRIGHT. That's halfway there to getting rid of the clock
completely. Now all I need is to figure out another way to maybe it
EVEN LESS BRIGHT. And then, after that, another way to decrease the
brightness again! After many times doing this it will be so unbright
that I can't even see it! Yep that's how things work.
Penultimate paragraph of Act II! Gonna make
post-Shower its own act because that's the way things should be. Also
I'm a little worried Futurama is TOO bright. Look I like
staring at colorful cartoons as much as the next guy but even I have a
limit! What else is going on. I hope I have more nightmares
tonight. Not only is it entertainment, but its BONUS entertainment.
I'm consuming no less entertainment during the day, and now I'm being
entertained IN MY SLEEP AS WELL? What providence! My life is
knocking it out of the park right now is the point I'm trying to make and
one can only imagine my life will continue to be this good for the rest of
my life. Prove me wrong! Anyway. I found a
screw behind my toilet yesterday. Presumably when people were retiling
my shower area there was a big loose screw somewhere and they were like
WHATEVER! and just left it there. That's what I'd like to imagine.
Jeez. We've established lately that I'm good with
screws from when I put TV Stand into TV. So if anyone can figure out
how to make the best of this situation its me! Also I'm 80% sure
there's no accounting for Angling when attaching Stand to TV but that 20% I
feel like I messed up! I would have liked TV to be at a slightly
different angle all things considered. I dunno if that option was
available to me but either way that's how I feel! I got spoiled
looking at Computer at Whatever Angle I Wanted! Oh well what else
is going on. Also for some reason I had like a 15% instinct when
putting TV together that I could just rest the TV on the stand without
screwing it in! It'd Stay Up For A While For The Most Part!
I dunno why I'm 15% Pure Dumb but that's just the way my cards were dealt.
I'll be back in a little bit.
Maybe I Found It Again, Maybe I Didn't
Wow! If I get Xbox, that will make me Not So Much Of A TV Guy.
I'd be a TV and Video Game Guy! Which is arguably better!
Arguably worse! I'm just gonna have to wait and see. Either way
hey it's time for the last act of the entry. I'm up to Puppet Master
III: The Last Of The Puppet Masters Available To Me. This time around
it's actually watchable though! I can make out the dialogue, and it
looks more normal because of higher FPS HD Setting. It actually feels
like I'm watching and listening to a movie this time around! Anyway.
Just looked down at my body while taking a shower and I was like hmm this
is more Black And White than I'm used to. Which I attribute to too
much color setting on TV! Makes my real life look like black and
white! Didn't see that development coming. But I adjusted
TV setting based on my personal experience so I got that going for me.
Sure. Is it possible that it's because the color
on TV wasn't enough and I reversed it by accident? Sure anything's
possible. This is one example of anything! I feel like there's a
significant part of me that is like ya know what I'm very used to
standard 4:3 aspect ratio. Screw this wide screen crap GIMME THE
REGULAR TV DUMB ASPECT RATIO. Also there's a significant part of
me-- significantly more significant-- that feels the opposite way!
Well this is an easy decision, go with the part of me that's most
significant. Cracked that code. Have gone a few days without
reading the Carrie Brownstein book. Went even longer without reading
it until reading some of it yesterday or the day before. So I'm making
progress! Although now that I have a TV are books obsolete? Hmm
What else is going on and crap. I think it's
pretty impressive that I didn't order the wrong TV by accident. I felt
that was a real possibility. I kept double checking to make sure
yes this is the one I've been looking at all along, not a different TV that
I loaded up by accident. And all that double checking paid off-- I
did get the right TV! But there was a big period of time when that was
in doubt. Yep. I have developed OCD about that kind of
stuff. AWESOME. Having OCD is Responsible and Productive!
In these kinds of instances, at least. I don't see how you can argue
against Habitually Being Sure About Doing Stuff. It's not a character
defect it's the natural course of human evolution! OCD IS THE FUTURE
GET ON BOARD WITH IT. Also I need a new cable box so that my TV 2060
OCD Setting can be FULLY Utilized!
Penultimate paragraph. I guess. Not only
was Milk Carton not doing its main job of keeping milk in carton, but
chocolate pudding was leaking, too! The good news is I don't drink
milk because its disgusting and I don't eat chocolate pudding because it's
disgusting. I had to clean up the milky stuff and I may eat the milky
stuff (But not the outside container of it-- that's where I draw the line!)
but all in all I walked away from this situation relatively unaffected.
Except they're gonna send us replacement milk and chocolate pudding
tomorrow. And I need to be around to accept that delivery!
GREAT I HAVE TO BE IN THE HOUSE FOR A PERIOD OF 90 MINUTES? WHY GOD
WHY. Anyway what an entry. 20 paragraphs presumably! I
don't believe it. What a responsible and productive I'm being this
morning and early afternoon!
Here we go with the end! Hmm I still have my Xbox
360. Maybe I can hook it up to the TV. But then that might
persuade me to not spend 500 dollars on a new system! And then where
would I be. I dunno I'm gonna have to think about that one.
What's there to think about! Don't do it! I need to buy a new
system and that's obvious and anything that might make that less likely is
certainly not a productive and responsible way to go. Also KIND OF
DUSTY. I can't be getting KIND OF DUSTY things near my TV. It's
not safe! Also I don't even have HALO. What's the point if I'm
not playing HALO. In HALO you can get into MOTORCYCLE THINGS or FLYING
SHIP THINGS just like that and then you can shoot at your enemies with the
vehicle's own gunnery systems! Wow sounds like fun!
Anyway I'm done here. I'll be back tomorrow!
July 8, 2021
I'm Going To Do This Again
Hello friends. Facing East because I got my TV! It works and
everything. I'm still deciding on fine-tuned settings for PICTURE and
SOUND. I think I got the picture I want pretty good but the sound is a
tough one! I think I'm gonna go with one of their presets. They
know what they're doing! That's why they make the TVs. And not
other people. Who don't know what they're doing! Anyway first
film I watched on TV was THE PUPPET MASTER which I have seen roughly
once before without paying attention. Amazing! It's like
watching it IN HOME THEATER. NO way the novelty of that will wear off
within 12 hours! Anyway. Got cable box on top of file cabinet--
check! Can't have it facing the other way, though-- No Check!
One of the cables is just too short that the extra 6 inches of turning cable
box around is no bueno. OH WELL. I can put masking tap over the
clock if I really felt like it. I DON'T RIGHT NOW. I might
LATER. Also the time is an hour behind but oh well we all have to
make sacrifices. Presumably. I guess some people don't have to
make sacrifices. But they might anyway! Good for them!
Also I was amused to find that the shows I had saved on
my DVR from over 2 years ago are still there! FINALLY I CAN WATCH
TAG. Anyway. First THING I watched was a half inning of
Met game. WOW IT'S LIKE WATCHING A BASEBALL FILM. Color me
impressed! Also for some reason the standard Color setting is
only 75% through from black and white to all the colors. And they're
right-- too much color looks weird! But I don't get the science behind
it. In real life we see all the color we can. Why would it be
different on TV. I think we should be maxing out the color but it
turns out we're not supposed to be and I don't know how I feel about that!
Listened to a song of mine on INTERNET option. WOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE
ME ALRIGHT. Put on some PORN just because why not.
Kind of a let down from the porn! Oh well what can ya do.
Definitely room for XBOX on surface. This is
going great! Also hey there's a dozen episodes of The Intervention
that I haven't seen that I can watch for free! Finally more shows that
I like to watch for some reason! But first PUPPET MASTERS II and
III are definitely in the cards. Just watched 3 minutes of
Futurama and WOW BEAUTIFUL. I can't wait for the novelty of all this
to never wear off. This is my life now! Appreciating Futurama
picture. And ya know what the audio I'm set up for works GREAT for
Futurama episodes. So that's one check mark in favor of it.
Basically I covered all the bases. Sports, Interventions, Films, Porn,
Myself, Future Cartoons... oh no I haven't done Tales From The Crypts on
Youtube yet. What have I been thinking?!?! I did think to
do it last night but it just got lost in the shuffle. Oh no what do I
do. Put it on. That checks out.
Wonderful! Dunno what I'm gonna have for
lunch It's Wide Open. Just like the world of possibilities of things I
can and/or cannot watch on Tv!!! I dunno about the and/or cannot.
I guess it's accurate! There ARE MANY things I can't watch on the TV.
But those things aren't even on my mind for now. I'll worry about that
later! Anyway. IF cable box didn't want me to cover up the clock
they'd have shown me the right time. Showing me a wrong time?
That's just BEGGING for masking tape to cover it completely. They know
there'd be consequences for their actions! Yeah! HEY I
came up with a 25% Sense Making Solution for how to use Patriotism Calendar.
I put it on THE OTHER SIDE of File Cabinet which I can SORT OF ALMOST
PRACTICALLY see if I turn my head ~110 degrees from Facing East while at
computer. Not really! I can see the calendar but can't really
make out the days and whatnot. WOW WHAT AN IDIOT.
Cool! Just started coffee now because I
forgot to start it earlier! WOW now I have it all saved up for part
II of act I! This is gonna be a blast and a quarter. Can I
to VOCAL BOOSTER on TV Equalizer? Well, YES, if I knew the
exact EQ settings for each Frequency. I don't though!
Well then I'd have to experiment with a lot of things. That sounds
hard! Yep better to just not do anything. That sounds
like a good plan in any situation which sounds hard. Yep well done.
What paragraph we up to. Fifth? FINE! I was hoping sixth
but I knew from the start it was a long shot. I can't wait to clean up
my room of remnants from TV package like Box and Styrofoam and Papers.
My room gonna be clean! That's how I like it!
Wonderful! Set up TV right in the CENTER of the
surface. Yep that's usually the way to go. Also
corresponds to roughly center of the room, too! WOW WHAT
PROVIDENCE. Also I can totally see TV turning my head around
roughly 135 degrees while Facing East at computer. I wouldn't wanna
watch TV that way NORMALLY but if I have to I can. Why would I have
to. I dunno there's scenarios where I'd have to. I can't
think of any but Logic Tells Us scenarios exist. Also in general I
don't wanna be on computer and watch TV at same time. If it's good
enough for me to watch it 20%, it's good enough for me to watch it 80%
without being at computer! MAKE A CHOICE COMPUTER OR TV that's how I
feel. I CHOOSE TV except when I'm writing this.
Well done good choice! Wait a second I get to choose in a
scenerio-by-scenerio basis. WOW that sounds wonderful I'm glad I
wrote these sentences!
Ugh. Two more paragraphs of Act I! The
entry will be done relatively soon and then I can watch TV all day!
Except for when I'm not. That goes without saying! FINALLY
I can catch up on THE LAST O.G. What else is going on and crap.
The point is I'm some sort of handyman genius. I had to use SCREWS and
a SCREWDRIVER to set TV up on TV Stand. I totally did it myself!
Except for my Dad giving me the screwdriver from his secret hiding space.
I SCREWED THEM SCREWS IN LIKE A PRO. Also there were two other
pieces of plastic that came with TV that I JUST DECIDED TO NOT USE. I
don't need 'em! I BELIEVE the premise of them was to hold cables and
wires connected to TV in place or something. I don't need it!
I'm making an executive decision to not use these pieces! Gotta
imagine that'll work out in the long run. Hopefully it doesn't
void my warranty. Hopefully if it does void my warranty they wouldn't
know about it. Hopefully I have a warranty.
Last paragraph! I have a 1 year warrant! I
know this! What else is going on. I'm pretty good with the
remote! I can type relatively quickly all things considered. The
only hard part was it legitimately took me a full 20 minutes to figure out
how to take off back of remote so I could put batteries in. It was
really hard! I got there, though! Maybe have a cup o noodles non
cup o noodles brand cup o noodles for lunch. Been a while since I had
that! Also it's nutritious because it's less calories than things with
more calories. Less calories mean nutritious. That's the
presumption I've been living under for fun! I need to figure out the
ideal way to eat meals in my room now! I haven't quite cracked this
code yet. Not much of a code. But it does need to be
cracked. Oh there's no question. Anyway I'll be back in a
Wow I Don't Believe It
Hey! Figured next thing I'll watch on TV is The Puppet Master II!
Sure seems like a good way to go about things. I already
watched the first 3 minutes. I like that one guy with the really tiny
head. Or maybe he has a really big body. Is the head half full
or half not, I dunno which when it comes to this puppet. Either way I
also watched 10 minutes of a
#TheTalesFromTheCryptTheSummerToRememberSavingsEvent and got bored!
I DON'T NEED TO WATCH THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN! There's
literally DOZENS of things I can watch that might entertain me. Gotta
make incremental progress in watching things I may or may not like each day!
Today is The Puppet Masters I through III. For any other Puppet
Masters I dunno I'll have to put that off for the future!
Cool! Got coffee #2 going. Gonna have
noodles for lunch. Maybe a steak and egg for dinner. Half a
steak. AN entire egg! Some fraction of the home fries of hash
browns or whatever they wanna call their breakfast potatoe side this week.
PICK A LANE, HASH BROWNS OR HOME FRIES. I dunno about that.
Gonna take a shower relatively soon. Not directly when Part I of Part
II is over. But SOON after. I'm assuming there's no webcam on
the television. Because I already masturbated in front of it.
Probably should have checked that out first. Oh well what can ya
do. Someone would have needed to hack into my TV in the first 18
hours of it being set up. I don't think the odds are great for that.
Also I don't think the odds are great for there being a webcam on the TV!
So basically as of now I've been masturbating privately all day.
Anyway. I increased the BRIGHTNESS of
TV Visual Setting BY ONE. We're talkin I think it goes from negative
four to positive four. This setting had it at Zero. I made it
One! I KNOW WHAT I LIKE AND IT'S VERY SLIGHTLY BRIGHTER THAN NORMAL
SETTING FOR THIS PRESETTING. Wonderful. Can't wait for
daylight savings so that my cable box is accurate. I dunno about
that. I'm not joking when I'm saying I'm PROBABLY gonna cover up
time with masking tape. That's just the kind of guy I am this month!
Anyway. Starting in the next couple of days, start keeping up to date
on if I can find an XBOX in stock and if I do, going for it and getting it!
Now we're talking! I'm gonna play the DEADWOOD game. You
can be either a good guy or a bad guy or somewhere in between. HMM
THIS IS A TOUGH ONE. Being a bad guy sounds most FUN but then
again I don't want hurt people or take advantage of them or anything.
Hmm it sounds like for me being a bad guy WOULDN'T be fun. Then
it's settled I'll be a good guy! That doesn't sound very fun.
The moral of the story is I Don't Think I Want To Play This Game.
Yeah! All I wanna do is play The Simpsons
Crazy Taxi rip-off game that I had for Original Xbox. I forget which
cars are the best cars for Game Reasons and which cars are best for Funny
Dialogue Reasons. I don't even remember most of the cars!
Simpsons car, that's obvious. I feel like a Mr. Plow was in the mix.
Ugh. What else is going on. I assume there's some game on
XBox where it allows me to change the clock on my cable box by an hour.
Ugh. What else is going on. My room feels a lot more crowded
all of a sudden. I think part of it is the TV which I can't work
around, but most of it is Garbage Box and Rest Of Garbage From TV.
I'll get rid of that stuff soon! We're talking in DAYS. We're talking
my Dad wants me to not throw it out for DAYS and I will abide by him!
Am I using the word abide correctly! One can only imagine I'm using it
Cool! Took a shower. Adjusted TV
Picture Settings a bit. I tried watching TV from seat at my computer
(BUT MY BODY TURNED AROUND) and I adjusted me some settings so that it looks
good from BOTH angles. WOW WHAT A STORY! Whatta scoop!
I got way out in front of this breaking news! Anyway I just realized
I'm basing 100% of my Visual Standards on NON-HD film and TV and Cartoons.
Well, I dunno, I DO need to have my NON HD viewings to look their best.
But I should probably center standard settings on HD consumption.
You'd think so, huh. Yeah, I would! I know that's what I
said. Huh. Okay. Put all the stuff I'm not saving into
TV Box and put it in corner of room! I'm saving Instruction Manuals as
well as pieces of plastic I made an executive decision to not use!
Hey I only need to write three more paragraphs.
That's great, just great. TOO MUCH COLOR the TV had when I was sitting
at computer seat and seeing it from an angle. WHAT WAS I THINKING
with all this color. Wonderful. A little bit ahead of
schedule today with walks and entry. I guess at this point there is no
schedule. Or there is a loose schedule. That's the most accurate
thing I've ever said! Loose schedule. Also forget The Puppet
Master THE PUPPETS ARE THE REAL STARS OF THIS HORROR FILM. Like
the guy with a tiny head and a big body! I never seen this guy before!
The other puppets look familiar but for some reason this guy doesn't
register any bells with my memory mind. And he's one of the main ones
in the first two films of this franchise.
This is good stuff lets keep it going.
Penultimate paragraph! I only watched one half inning of double header
of Met game yesterday. Today? I MIGHT WATCH THE ENTIRE SUCKER OF
A GAME. Really get in the spirit of the whole thing. HEY IT'S
FRANCISCO LINDOR I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM AS A MET BEFORE. Why he's one of
the Great Players Of The Game! I know he's doing bad so far but I
have faith he'll turn it around. He can hit DOUBLES he can WALK he can
do all of what you want from baseball people. Also he hits second
ENOUGH SAID. Why are there Pittsburgh pirates. Pittsburgh
isn't even Oceanside. What kind of pirates are operating inland no
kind of pirates I want to be associated with that's my position.
Also what's wrong with The Pittsburgh Pirates the
baseball team Not Very Good At Baseball not the kind of pirates I want to be
associated with. Gottem. Hey it's the last paragraph
already. What a wonderful first, I dunno, third of a day? Maybe
as much as 40% of the day? I dunno I don't have all the numbers in
front of me. I wonder which side of the TV I'd put Xbox. I think
there's a bit more room to the RIGHT of TV and it would look better taking
up that space. But cable box is to the LEFT of TV so if I need to
connect it to cable box (I might! I don't know! I'd guess not
BUT WHO KNOWS!) then that might narrow my options. Good stuff.
Hey the entry is just about over. Is this a pretty good standard entry
format? I think the results speak for themselves. OH NO THE
RESULTS OF THE ENTRY ARE SPEAKING GET OUT OF THE WAY. Yep.
That sort of thing! I'll be back tomorrow.
July 7, 2021
Where Am I Going With This
Hello friends! Back from walk number 1. On a regular schedule
today Timewise. No Everything Earlier By One Or Two Hours.
NORMAL. NICE GOOD STUFF. Also TV is supposedly coming
today! They said today originally when I ordered it! They said
it's out for delivery just earlier this morning and will be here by 7:00 PM!
So the good news is Wonderful That's Great. HOWEVER I dunno what to do
if it interrupts entry! I guess I HAVE to stop entry and set up TV but
I don't like it. I'd rather finish entry and then set up TV. But
I'd like Dumb and Stupid to everyone around me and even other people not
involved! The point is this may be the last entry ever Facing South.
Next time we meet I'll be facing East! WOW.
What else is going on. Had a dream I was
drinking a Coffee Coolata! COFFEE FLAVORED Coffee Coolata. Then
I woke up and was like DAMNIT I'd like that I bet I could get one.
Then I fell back asleep. Then I woke up again! And was like
DAMNIT even if I do feel comfortable going into store the Coffee Coolatta is
like 400 calories instead of 50 for a regular iced coffee I FORGOT ALL ABOUT
THAT. Then I fell back asleep. Then I woke up later!
Then an hour AFTER I WOKE UP THE FINAL TIME I was like well once I'm done
dieting once in a while I can get a coffee coolatta. WOW WHAT AN
EPIC SAGA AND IT'S HARDLY EVEN NOON! Also I had a dream where I did
Crystal Meth! And I barely felt anything! And I was like hey
this is great I hardly feel anything at all I'll definitely be doing this
again! I don't know why I'd do drugs to Feel Exactly The Same.
I don't know a lot of things!
Jeez. It's a dream it doesn't have to make sense.
It's preferable if it doesn't! If it made sense Hey Might As Well Live
It In Real Life. HMM what is to be done about Patriotism Calendar.
Right now it's hanging MAGNETICALLY on File Cabinet. No reason to
leave it there because I'm not gonna be sitting here to see it. Unless
I'm sitting right in front of the TV for some reason. AND I need to
know what day of the month it is While Doing That. HMM THIS IA
TOUGH ONE. I might have to retire Patriotism Calendar use only
halfway through the year! I guess I can TAPE IT to the side of desk
where computer will be. Need to be some heavy duty tape, though.
Your typical Scotch won't do the job. Maybe if you uses many pieces of
it. I don't know! The point is these are the real issues.
Cool! Gonna have Super Market Meal of
herbed chicken, sweet potatoe, and broccoli for lunch. Gonna have Deli
Meal of Chicken Pot Pie for dinner. Why did I capitalize Chicken Pot
Pie but not the ingredients herbed chicken, sweet potatoe and broccoli.
For EMPHASIS. Yeah I guess that checks out? I had some fun
watching #TalesFromTheCryptTheSummerToRememberSavingsEvent last night on
Computer. It felt like the end of an era! Now I'm gonna watch
OTHER STUFF. On a SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SCREEN. WOW I DON'T
BELIEVE IT. Also presumably it will be LOUDER. I standardly
have volume all the way to the nines when watching Computer TV from bed.
Usually loud enough! Sometimes barely! Now I can experiment with
LOUDER TV. Amazing! Also is there porn specifically for
HD? Only one way to find out! MAN I wish I knew how to find
out. Hopefully one day I figure out that one way to find out.
Because I'm relatively interested in crackin' this code! It might
effect my quality of life.
Whatever. Hopefully Romeo Must Die is on TV when
I hook it up. Not so much because I want to watch it but because it
would help confirm my suspicions that It's Always On TV. Also sure
I'd watch it. I like that Anthony Anderson he makes me laugh.
I think it's POSSIBLE I read a story about him sexually assaulting people.
Better LTURQ. YEP THAT CHECKS OUT. Well that's not very
funny at all. Also maybe he did it maybe he didn't! We have to
assume he did it! Play it safe! Gonna need to figure out a
different surface to eat meals at in my room. So far the top contender
is Night table by my bed. But do I Sit on bed to eat? Do I pull
up chair over there? I dunno this raises more questions than it
answers. Not really. Roughly two questions. Then
again it's Zero Answers. So two questions vs zero answers? More
questions than answers! Well that settles that once and for all.
Wonderful! Probably gonna save shower until
evening. After TV comes! I can do that at least as A
Responsible. An interesting contender is eat meals where 8 Track
Recorder is set up, facing North. But that wouldn't allow me to watch
TV at the same time. Gotta commit all my attention to eating the meal.
Which, hey, I guess that's certainly one way to go! I don't think it's
the most intuitive, though. Obviously people want to watch TV as much
as possible and eat as much as possible. That's what America is all
about! So when possible you do both at the same time. That's
just obvious! Anyway. Looking blankly at my DVD collection, man,
a lot of these films I'd easily be happy with putting on and watching.
We're talking DOZENS. WOW DOZENS OF MOVIES THAT's ROUGHLY THOUSANDS
OF MINUTES OF ENTERTAINMENT. Not sure what that accomplishes.
Yeah! I hope its a touch screen TV. Because
I feel like I'm gonna wanna touch it a lot and it might as well be for a
purpose. Not sure what that accomplishes. Back in the day
I had a big cardboard box that I would set up Meal On Top Of so I sat on
edge of bed, ate at cardboard box, facing TV. In retrospect what a
strange life I led. Also at this time ideally I was high on
marijuana smoke at the time. Was I always high? No! Was I
high as often as I could be? Yes! What a wonderful life I
led. Presumably. I don't remember accomplishing a lot but I
vaguely remember having a good time! Sounds great. Saw
some kids smoking marijuana outside their house on past walk. I
ASSUME it was their house. Smoking marijuana outside SOMEONE
ELSE'S HOUSE VAGUELY ON THE SIDEWALK? Now you're loitering!
Anyway good for them. I envy them.
Jeez. Last paragraph of Act I! I don't
believe it. Watched BEN yesterday. Weird movie!
It's a third about scary killer rats. A third about a little kid makes
a friend rat how touching. And a third very little really happens
in this movie at all. And also it produced the Michael Jackson
song Ben where he's like hey you've got a friend in me It's A
Touching Hit Song Get On Board With It. And it's a sequel to a
straight up horror movie! I went into it thinking it'd be the same!
WHAT A STRANGE EXPERIENCE I HAD WATCHING A FILM. Anyway.
Looked up kid who played the kid. I like reading Wikipedia articles
about people who clearly wrote the article for themselves. It makes me
laugh! I don't know why. I guess part of it is schadenfreude
mixed with pity that only they give a crap to write about themselves,
and another part of it is good for them they're takin' charge of their
life narrative! I'll be back in a little bit!
Where Have I Gone With This
Hello friends. Back from Walk #2! Got coffee #2. Writing
paragraph #9 or so. No TV yet! I'm planning on hooking it up
when it gets here! To the place where I want to hook it up to!
Sounds like a good plan. Listening to the current ALT ROCK
playlist on The Apple Music. Current Alt Rock is different than
Current Hits because they're 90% the same as current pop hits but 10% with
an EDGE. Wow 10% edge it doesn't get that much edgier than that
these days. I Know That's The Problem! And another thing
what's with the kids these days with their music. I shouldn't
blame it on the kids! This is the music they've been given! Not
their fault! They're innocent victims in this scenario!
Wonderful. I think I'm gonna have to retire
Patriotism Calendar. I can't think of a good way to hang it up on a
non-magnetized surface and I can't think of a good reason to even really
further think about it or try. That's life I guess. I don't even
use it. I have appointments and stuff like that which would make good
use of it. I just write them down in a notebook! I just like
LOOKING AT IT every now and then. It COMFORTS ME. Anyway TV
itself weighs SEVENTEEN POUNDS. That's no more than a heavy bowling
ball. I can carry that like it was nothing. Also if I lose 17
pounds which is more than half of what I want to lose I'd be carrying
THAT MUCH LESS WEIGHT?!?! Doesn't seem right. I don't FEEL
like I'm carrying half a dozen or 8 bowling balls Right Now. I think
I'd feel it if that were the case! So the point is I forget but
something along the lines of I'm An Idiot.
Cool! Is Upcoming TV widescreen? I dunno!
Seems like the kind of thing I'd have looked into when getting it.
Oh well what can ya do. I'm assuming it has the latest-to-date
closed captioning capabilities. I could probably adjust the size and
font and background color and FOREGROUND COLOR to my specific liking.
One can only imagine. Maybe I can put it on Spanish. Learn some
Spanish while I'm at it! Now we're talking PRODUCTIVE USE OF TIME.
No we're not. Yeah that checks out too. Maybe get
Chipotle tomorrow. It's very possibly in the cards! Last time I
didn't get the Fajita Vegetables or The Lettuce or The... Third Thing I
Didn't Get... Somethin... Better LTURQ. NOPE THAT'S IT.
The point is I can tolerate lettuce and fajita vegetables and presumably it
pads out the meal so its more hearty but THIS IS TASTING BETTER WITHOUT IT.
And ya know what More Than Hearty Enough! Fascinating.
Cool! Maybe Popular ALT Rock was always 90%
Current Pop Music and nobody bothered to tell me. I don't know!
I can't go BACK IN TIME and do studies. It's Past Already! No
way of knowing what happened in the past! I dunno. What else is
going on. Maybe Alt Rook is Alt Rock and Popular Music is 90% Alt
Rock. I hope that's not the case. Then again I hope The
Other Way isn't the case. The point is Real Life Exists but I Hope
That's Not The Case. Sure, great, whatever. Only a few
paragraphs from ending the entry. Either three or four more after this
one! Then it's time to Fantastisize about the TV for a couple of hours
before it gets here and I hook it up and am like wait now I gotta WATCH
THIS CRAP? Television is THE WORST.
I agree that Television Is The Worst but what I WANNA
WATCH is ITS NOT TV IT'S MOSTLY HBO. I dunno I watched most of the
HBO I'd want to watch. I just wanna watch THE FILMS is that so
wrong. Watch a lot of Major Motion Pictures on different channels SO
WHAT. Why am I being defensive about this, no one is arguing
against me watching films. Not now they aren't! I shamed
them into retreating from that initial position they were prone to assume!
Well the Mets game started off with a solo homerun AGAINST the Mets.
That's not supposed to happen. I like the Mets. Good things are
supposed to happen to Them and by extension Me. Or is it Me and then
by extension Them. Either way it's a similar point being made but the
exact point is different depending on the extension order!
Fascinating this is good stuff lets keep it going.
Wonderful! Three more paragraphs to go!
Maybe two! We'll see how I feel. I'll see how I feel. Keep
it to myself! I don't need you knowing how I feel it's private!
I can't wait to find out if I need to hook up Regular Cable Cable from Cable
Box to TV. It's a riddle that's been metastasizing in my mind the last
couple of days. Do I Need To Do It? Do I NOT Need To Do It?
That's about it. What about can I CHOOSE to do it if I feel
like it. I dunno PROBABLY? If I don't need to do it I
don't see how doing it would have a negative effect. Sure I do.
Easily could have a negative effect. See this is why it's been on
my mind all week! So many moving parts to this conundrum it'd been a
joy to think on it to be frank. Really keeping myself busy in a
Cool. With that kind of paragraph I GOTTA write the
extra paragraph, right? Yep it's JUST THAT GOOD. Amazing.
The Mets answered right back with THEIR OWN RUN. Now it's ANYBODY'S
GAME. Probably either The Mets or The Milwaukee Brewers. It'd be
a SHOCK if any other team wins this game. What else is going on.
I'm gonna listen to more Current ALT ROCK. It's wonderful! It's
like current pop music but a nice 10% more alt! WOW it doesn't get
any better than that. I KNOW that's the problem! Ah now I
see. I'm gonna estimate very roughly I get XBOX at the very end of
July. It could be anything from mid July to Oh I Don't Know
OCTOBER. But I think Very Late July would be a GREAT compromise.
I'd sign up for that compromise! Where can I sign up for this
compromise. Do you know any websites that offer this compromise for a
reasonable compromise price.
Last paragraph! Got some nice lunch coming up
in less than two hours. I can see myself... eating... that... you know
that sort of thing. I think if I could increase my attribute abilities
in one area Microwaving Things More Appropriately would be a good skill set
I'd like to increase. I can never get it right! Too little or
too much microwaving, that's my problem! Usually too little.
Too much DOES happen. Either way hmm maybe there's some sort of
Evening Class I can take in this? I got stuff to do in the
Mornings and Afternoons. As far as YOU KNOW! Actually You
Specifically know I Don't. But as far as THEY KNOW! Alright
that checks out a little bit better. Anyway hey the entry is over.
I'll see you guys tomorrow!
July 6, 2021
This Happened Yesterday
Checked my weight! Down a pound since last week! Should have
been better but coulda been worse! WOW WHAT AN UPDATE!
Also upon further introspection, my weight was probably inaccurately low
last week, so I could have lost 1.5 or 2 pounds in reality, which is right
on target! RIGHT ON, TARGET! I'm a fan of Target The
Store. And I think they're making good moves and decisions that I feel
I should encourage with praise! Anyway wide world of sports. I'm
looking forward to getting baseball game and playing ENTIRE SEASONS 1 game
by 1. I'm not sure if I ever made it through any of the 6 or 8
baseball games I've had over the years. I've simulated seasons up
until I get to the world series game seven! That's very clearly NOT
playing it game by game. But this time around I Feel like that's a
good use of my time! Also I'm gonna play as THE METS THE REAL METS NO
DRAFT. Also I'm gonna see if I can TRADE FOR A FRANCHISE PLAYER.
I'll give up all the prospects what do I care. Nothin! That's
what I care! If I cared about stuff I wouldn't have written this
paragraph. No good for me, no good for you! Kind of good for me!
It's one less paragraph of work I have for the day!
Jeez. Even more unrealistic is when I would start
seasons WITH MY BROTHER under the premise we would EACH play our individual
teams games over the entire season. WHAT THE HELL. Not only do
we each need to actually play that much but we need to play Alternating
Games because I can't certainly go to Thursday's Game if Brother's Wednesday
Game isn't played yet! That's not how time works in real life or in
baseball video games! Wonderful. I'm gonna try to hit
opposite field doubles down the line. That's my strategy for baseball.
Hmm probably should depend on the hitter/pitcher match up.
You'd think so but No! Opposite field doubles down the line!
Never fails! You know that sort of thing!
Cool. Dad has nurse in house today for blood
infusion. Normally she comes on Sunday. Not this week!
Presumably because this Sunday was a July 4th Summer To Remember. I
think it's great when my neighborhood sets off fireworks because my
neighborhood invented fireworks. Mostly Chinese. I feel
like my neighbors are mostly Chinese. I don't think they're Japanese!
I don't think they're Korean! That narrows it down to Chinese!
I can think of several Other Countries. You'd think so wouldn't
you. Yes I just said I did. Well that's great just great.
I don't think they're Vietnamese! I don't think their Thailanders.
Thailander is like Highlander. Well that's great just great.
The point is Europe is way smarter than China! Hey
instead of having fun with them lets shoot fireworks AT EACH OTHER.
I've, "Gone There," before with this topic and I'll, "Go There," again!
I was watching THE LAST SAMURAI yesterday. I don't get it!
I'm sure there's still samurais around. Like in Old West Tourist
Attractions. They play pretend. Gotta imagine they're happy
with that arrangement. No way is it demeaning of humiliating or
shameful for them. Either way they're getting paid good money for
that. We're talking YEN. ALL THE YEN THEY CAN DREAM OF.
I think A Yen is worth very very little. So all the yen they can dream
of is still Not Very Much. But they're used to worth of yen!
They can definitely dream of a high amount of yen that would satisfy them.
Oh I Don't Know TWO BILLION YEN. Let's see how much two billion
yen is worth in Regular Money (OUR MONEY). EIGHTEEN MILLION
DOLLARS. Now that's QUITE A HAUL for this... pretend.. Samurai...
in their dream... what's going on in this paragraph again?
Cool! One yen is just about one cent. A
little bit less! That checks out Math Wise. The point is
what else is going on. I know according to Film Samurai are great
people who are enlightened and moral and wonderful but let's face facts the
main thing about them is They're All About Killing People. And Getting
Killed, to be fair. But they LOVE fighting to the death! What
kinda lesson is that to teach children. It's good to kill people.
It's good to die in battle. All we are worth is measured in Death.
CAUSING DEATH!!! OTHERS AND OUR OWN! Dumb! It's A
SCAM. YEAH BUT THEY GO ABOUT IT IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN OTHER
FIGHTING PEOPLE> So what! How about just not fighting people
ever think of that? Hmm I HAVEN'T thought about that but now that I
bring it up it checks out pretty well!
Anyway. SAMURAI RIDE HORSES NOT GUNS.
Wonderful good for them I wish them all the best. Now in The Seven
Samurai they're good because they protect defenseless peasants.
HOWEVER I'm betting that's just pro-Samurai propaganda and that kind of
stuff didn't really happen. I feel VERY confident in this assumption.
Solidly 65, 70% confident in it! It just SEEMS right and you can take
that to the bank. The point is if in Japan you think of someone as a
billionaire do they actually think of people who have 15 million American
dollars? I don't know! Maybe BILLIONAIRE is somehow a
universal title for people who have billion of America Dollars. Only
one way to find out! Go to Japan! Take a survey! Come back
to America to post results on website! I can post on website in
Japan. They're good with technology. That's why Samurai went
away! Too much technology! HOW DARE THEM ADAPT MODERN
TECHNOLOGY. WAR TECHNOLOGY. Well that doesn't sound
Jeez. TV can come today! It's possible!
Man oh man I'll see if there's good MOVIES to watch. I like
HORROR MOVIES This decade there might be some good ones I can check out.
Also maybe I'm dumb but right now I'm leaning toward keeping cable box
facing 90 degrees away from where I usually am. Assuming the signal
can bounce around the white walls and I can use remote to change stuff with
cable box. I'm dumb yes this is a given. But I'm smart enough to
know what kind of cable box layout I want and to DO WHAT I WANT.
Takes a genius to just do what he wants Dumb Or Not. Maybe.
The point is for the rest of my life my first instinct for Who was the
first Trillionaire in history will be the lady from Watchmen.
I'm not proud of thinking dumb things as my first instinct! I kind of
am! It takes a genius to be proud of the Dumb Things He Thinks And
Last paragraph of Act I! Then time for a break.
I can't wait! I think originally in history American Indians got a bad
rap due to Scalping. Because I learned in history white people did it
to them first all the time and then they started doing it as a reaction to
white people doing it. HOWEVER it doesn't reflect GREATLY on
the American Indians either. Who sees their friends getting scalped
and goes HEY THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD IDEA. Just KILL the other
people who killed your friends and family. With SAMURAI SWORDS LIKE
GENTLEMAN. No guns! No SCALPING. Just ride on horses and
slice them with swords that's the HONORABLE way to kill people you don't
like! Anyway hey Act I is over. I'll be back with Act II at some
point in the near future!
This Will Happen Tomorrow
Hey! Set up shower rod and curtain yesterday. Gonna take a
shower soon! Wonderful. Curtain isn't quite as
see-through as I was hoping. Not bad! I can still more or less
see through it. I was just hopping for it to be 30, 35% more
transparent. Gonna have coffee #2 during part II of act two.
WOW I SAID 2 THREE DIFFERENT WAYS IN ONE SENTENCE. Now THAT'S
entertainment. There's even more ways I can say 2 phonetically but
with different definitions. We're talking TO. We're talking TOO.
We're talking that MAY BE it. I wonder what happens if they
deliver TV while I'm not home and I get there 20 minutes later and its gone.
What's their process? They gotta just give me another one, right?
I never explicitly said I'll be hone when they come and if I'm not that's my
problem. Then again I could just set it up that my neighbor sneakily
takes it and I call it in as missing and then we get a bonus TV. I
guess the question is HOW TRUSTWORTHY AM I. The answer is
PRETTY TRUSTWORTHY at least when it comes to Not Colluding With Neighbors.
Wonderful. Hmm what was I in the middle
of watching. Oh, right. I still don't know. I felt it
coming to me while I was typing, "Oh, right." I really thought I was a
nanosecond away from realizing it. Even writing this sentence, right
now, I feel it will come to me by the end of this sentence. So far,
nothing. STILL nothing. FINE I'LL CHECK FOR REAL... OH RIGHT
Lethal Weapon. The director died yesterday! I heard that and put
the movie on a few hours later without realizing any sort of causation.
One would imagine there's some sort of causation but it wasn't conscious
causation! YEAH. He directed a lot of great movies!
I was just looking at the list of the films he directed and my favorite one
is I don't really like ANY of these films particularly much.
Some of them are pretty okay! Not a huge fan! Why kick a man
when he's down. He's dead! Doesn't get any further down than
Whatever. Also when a man is down it's the BEST
time to kick him. He's totally defenseless AND he's in prime space for
kicking-- he's already near where your feet are! YEAH.
What else is going on. Maybe eat some delicious hot dogs for dinner.
Off the top of my head, across 3 different possible delivery restaurants,
the first thing I cycled through as possible means that I was relatively
enthusiastic was I'ma eat some hot dogs. It's HEALTHY because
the bread is A HOT DOG BUN. We're not talkin sliced bread or a club
bread. We're talking hot dog buns the most nutritious of all breads!
Dunno what that accomplishes. Also I'd have 8 doritos as a side
but I'm ognna be honest the doritos I've had over the past 2 weeks I haven't
been enthusiastic about! But I bought the bag! Gotta eat em!
Maybe I'll GET enthusiastic about them!
Last paragraph before shower. It's gonna be a
blast and a half! I don't buy that there's that many villages in
Japan. Not a huge country! I've seen maps! You want me to
believe there's all these villages that may or may not be samurai villages?
Can't be more than 10, 12 villages total but you're implying there's
thousands! Not sure what that accomplishes. I was doing
research and apparently the Earth is roughly 28,000 miles circumstance.
I found it interesting! Now YOU know. You may find it
interesting! Maybe not! Fine, don't find it interesting, all
the more Interest Appreciation for me! Not sure that's how it
works. Not sure of a lot of things these days. Anyway.
I'll be back in a little bit!
Hey! I took a shower! Everything went
okay. Gotta say I'm happy with this contraption that you put the bar
of soap on and the wetness gets filtered to the bottom and the bar of soap
gets dry over time. By the next day, at least. I haven't timed
it specifically but by Next Bathing Experience it's dry! Anyway I've
seen Lethal Weapon before and I'll probably see it again especially if you
count Other Lethal Weapons as Lethal Weapon. For example me seeing
Lethal Weapon IV counts as me seeing Lethal Weapon again. That
doesn't sound intuitive but it DOES increase the odds I'll see Lethal Weapon
again. I think Christ Rock is in Lethal Weapon IV. It just
SOUNDS right. And Jet Li. Possibly. Better LTURQ.
HOLY SHIT I WAS RIGHT ON BOTH COUNTS. Also HOLY SHIT THERE WILL BE A
LETHAL WEAPON FIVE. You heard it here first! POSSIBLY!
Anyway. Jet Li is no longer among us.
I'm sure he's still physically somewhere but he's dead. Wait a
second I'm gonna have to look into that one! Hey he's alive good
for him! I was confused because Aaliyah: Jet Li's Love Interest in the
cult classic Romeo Must Die... well... died. She's Juliet.
She died. That's why Romeo must die! Cracked that code.
I don't like it any better than you do! What else is going on. I
imagine this time around there's a piece of dialogue for Danny Glover I'm
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, and I don't say this lightly, but it's VERY TRUE,
I'm SUPER OLD FOR THIS. He's not super old to be honest.
He's 75 right now. He could EASILY be making a Lethal Weapon when he's
85 and if all goes according to play Again When He's 95! Also he's only
74 right now. He turns 75 in two weeks. Happy Birthday Danny
Glover! WOW in the film I'm watching it STARTS with his character
having a birthday. And now it turns out he, THE REAL PERSON, ALSO
has a birthday at some point over the year. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
Penultimate paragraph! UH OH Lethal Weapon Five was
to be directed by Richard Donner. Now who knows what's gonna happen!
I know something that WON'T happen. Richard Donner won't direct
the movie from the grave. That's one thing that won't happen, so
slowly we can start narrowing down the things that MAY happen. It's
good news that Jet Li is still alive. For some reason I've seen Romeo
Must Die a lot of times. I think for some reason it was on HBO or one
of the other Special Premium Movie Channels ALL THE TIME. Way more
than any other movies! That's probably it. I would wager
that's accurate! Romeo Must Die was shown on STARZ more than any other
film... COMBINED!!! Well not all other films combined.
But POSSIBLY up there in the top 10, 20 in that 1-4 year period!
Wonderful. It's a GOOD movie because it promotes
DIVERSITY and INCLUSIVENESS. Gonna take a walk when this is over.
At this rate I'm solidly gonna take 6 walks today on the same schedule as
normal for 5 walks but each walk is one increased because I took one early.
Walks are at same time! But what WOULD HAVE BEEN my 2nd walk is now my
THIRD Walk. WOW AMAZING I'm glad I took the extra time to explain
it by repeating myself. Yeah! Anyway today each act was 8
paragraphs? That's as much as I was writing for the month or two where
I did 3 acts of 6/6/4 paragraph set-up! But now there's no act III!
WONDERFUL I CAN LIVE WITH THIS OR CHANGE IT UP IT'S ALL UP TO ME.
I like those odds! I'll be back tomorrow!
July 5, 2021
Happy New Day
Hey! What's up! It's a new day. Another day down!
Another day closer to... uhh.. something'll happen eventually!
I don't know what but whatever it is we're another day closer to it! I
shaved myself last night. That's right I'm some sort of Man Adult.
And I only cut myself twice and those cuts healed within the 5 minutes it
took for me to shave completely. Cut myself with some blood right at
the start? NO MORE BY THE END. That doesn't sound right.
Maybe not physiologically but in terms of convenience Wow Can't Argue With
Healing That Quick! We're another day closer to my TV! They said
by Wednesday! Well they said by July 7th. Which is Wednesday!
I had to do that Math on that myself but that's more or less what they said.
Also I don't know if they said BY July 7th. They might have
just said July 7??? Maybe! We're saying July 7th but who knows for
Cool! I'm gonna check my weight tomorrow! I
got my reasons for when and when not I check my weight, don't you worry
about me. I could get into it but it would take PARAGRAPHS.
Hmm sounds like a good way to kill PARAGRAPHS. I'll think about it
maybe later! Sometimes I have an urge to use my nail clipper to clip
my guitar strings. The ones attached to my guitar. I guess
that's like thoughts of self harm. That's what doctors ask you.
Have you had thoughts of self harm. And the standard answer I
assume is well no but now that you bring it up I Kind Of Do?
You're the one that keeps bringing up self harm to me every month! I'm
starting to get the idea that you're pushing the idea! Maybe you know
something I don't! That I should be Self Harming!
Yeah. How come they're only worried about
Self Harm. I'd imagine just Generic Harm is even worse because it's
being taken out on people who never asked for it. Psychiatrist should
just act DO YOU WANT TO CAUSE HARM? I guess. Got part II
of turkey dinner for one meal today. Probably other meal is Wide Al
Fredo Dish. AMAZING. Does that come into play when
determining when I check my weight next? WELL YES AND NO.
MOSTLY YES BUT PARTLY NO. That settles that! Shaving left a
little bit of stubble. I can live with that! Would I prefer it
didn't SURE. But is it the same as it would have been if it shaved
completely and then it was 72 hours later? SURE. I lost that 72
hours of Prime Shaved Time but in the end that makes not much of a
difference. In the beginning it makes a pretty big difference!
Mid term I guess more of a difference than long term but not as much as
Jeez. I figured out a great way to deal with
Cable Box Clock Bothering Me. TURNING THE CABLE BOX 90 DEGREES SO
IT'S FACING ANOTHER DIRECTION COMPLETELY. I may be crazy but I may
actually do this regularly. Would signal from remote still get to it?
My guess is probably yes! And if it doesn't, maybe I can have cable
box regular facing during the day, but before sleep turn it the other way.
Not only is it bad because I don't wanna know the time all the time when I'm
sleeping, but the time is LIT UP. I'm trying to sleep I DON'T NEED A
CABLE BOX NIGHT LIGHT. MAYBE I DO but I DON'T WANT TO ADMIT IT.
Nah I don't I've gone 2 years without it! And I've slept GREAT
that two years. Well, I slept great SOME OF THE TIME. Anyway
hey what else is going on.
Yeesh. Also facing the cable box this weird
way is convenient because if someone breaks into my room and is on the other
corner of the room than I am now they can see the cable box time and if they
had a remote too they could DEFINITELY access the cable box. Not a
great view for the TV though! So I don't know what they'd be trying to
accomplish with the cable box but apparently they've got some ideas about
it. Best alternative to Wide Al Fredo is Kids Meal Chicken Parm.
They're both pasta centric! Well chicken parm is chicken parm centric!
But there's pasta secondary to it! They're both Italian Dishcentric!
What else is going on. I've been talking almost exclusively about
cable box, TV, and game system for Oh I Don't Know TWO WEEKS? Gotta
imagine that'll pay off down the road.
What else is going on. It's called a JOURNAL.
It's about MY LIFE. And I DON'T HAVE A LIFE. But once I can
watch TV and play video games HEY SUDDENLY CHECK OUT WHOSE GOT A LIFE.
ESPECIALLY video games. Now I'M In The Action! The
point is what else is going on. Also let's talk about the cable box!
Without the cable box TV is USELESS. I might be able get to get the
standard 2, 4, 7 channels I MIGHT NOT I don't know! WOW I CAN WATCH
A DR. PHIL. I don't wanna watch a Dr. Phil. I don't think
anyone wants to watch a Dr. Phil! Clearly a lot of people do.
Yeah Dumb People! Well that checks out accurately. Anyway
what else is going on. Open up THE GUIDE. Browse what's on
the channels. That's how it works, yup!
Wonderful. As of now it looks like the
first show I'm gonna binge watch with TV is ASH VERSUS THEM EVIL DEADS.
Did I saw the first season and a third? Yes! Did I like it?
I think I did! Did I stop watching it? Clearly! Will I
watch it again? That's The Point I'm Trying To Get Across Right Now!
Also it's good HD watching because of them blood and guts. Now I
really get the idea that there's Gross-em-outs. I dunno gonna take
a lot more than blood and guts on TV to gross me out. What about
blood adn guts on HD TV. Well I guess I'm just gonna have to wait
and see won't I. Anyway what else is going on. Already half
done with my Journal Work for today. Wow what a Productive. Now
we all know I'm still interested in TV and Video Game. I'll be sure
to keep you updated on this situation as it further progresses!
That's What They Tell Me
Hello friends. I'm back with Part II! Because that's the kind of
guy I am this decade. Gonna take a bath halfway through Part II.
Three paragraphs in? Four paragraphs in? I'll never tell!
Not ahead of time! We'll all find out together When It Happens.
Me first overall though. That's how time works this decade.
What's a good thing to watch on High Definition Television. How
High? Definition Man? There's no movie called
Definition Man yet. Hmm gotta be SOME film with the word,
"Definition," in it. Better LTURQ. Google DEFINITION
FILM. Well Great google just went right to definition of film.
Man is google dumb half the time. I'm looking for a film with the word
definition in the title HOW COMPLICATED IS THAT. Pretty complicated
if there is no film. Downright impossible. I'm not seeing
Oh right HIGH DEFINITION. Gotta imagine if
there is an upcoming movie this decade with Definition in the
title, solid >50% chance the film is called High Definition.
What else is going on. I DUNNO ABOUT GREATER THAN 50%. A
PLURALITY SURE I DUNNO ABOUT A MAJORITY. That settles that!
Once and for all! Gonna set up shower rod and curtain today. Man
I'm knocking Chores and Things out of the park. Which is good.
I'm up at bat and knocking things out of the park is a positive thing
Because Of Baseball. Seems counterintuitive. When
baseball started you can't just go ahead and WASTE AND LOSE baseballs all
the time. They're INCENTIVIZING losing baseballs with homeruns!
They gotta be rewarding you for using the same baseball all game by keeping
the balls in the parks! Wonderful. It's true though!
I KNOW I SAID WONDERFUL. Wonderful. OR just play kickball.
That's one way to go.
Cool. Are there Pitches in Kickball.
Beside just rolling the ball. Maybe the most complicated it gets is
rolling ball as a bowling ball with a late break sort of. I can't
imagine how you can get more complicated than that but I'm betting YOU CAN
even though I can't imagine it right now. Gotta be pitches in
kickball! Otherwise the batter would have too big an advantage.
What else is going on. What would they do if you just throw the
kickball at the plate. You're not supposed to! You're supposed
to roll it! But really what can they do if you throw it.
Nothin'! They can't do a god damn thing! Hmm that checks out
I GUESS. I've said all this before. Homeruns being bad for
ball conservation. Stuff about kickball. I'm just cycling
through the same 200 things in the back of my mind every few months.
Oh well what can ya do. Hopefully FORGET about the stuff.
That way when I say it again in November it'll be brand new!
Cool. I may not be accomplishing much here on the
crazy sheet but I WILL be playing video games hopefully by the end of July.
That way I will accomplish MEASURABLE things like Points and Games In Sports
Standings and Achieving Bonuses like Costumes And Better Guns. WOW
NOW WE'RE TALKING PRODUCTIVE USE OF TIME. Also, besides, 50% of
the things I say are more or less new. WOW THAT'S... HOLD ON...
LEMME CRUNCH THE NUMBERS... ROUGHLY HALF OF THE THINGS. Every
other thing is half worthwhile! That makes 25% of this worthwhile!
Way more than the ZERO PERCENT of Worthwhile Journaling YOU do. So
the entire point I'm trying to make is Get Off My Back About It.
Alright I'm gonna take a bath now. I'll be back in a little bit!
Wonderful! I like the 10% of all entries
where I talk about talking about the same things again. Now that's
entertainment! It was entertainment before now, too!
Presumably will continue being entertainment into the future. Until at
some point it ceases being entertainment. Roughly when the universe
ends. Wow that's gonna last A LONG TIME. Lets hope so!
Seems about right! Looking forward to Turkey Lunch. Also this
stuffing? Not so bad! Maybe not my favorite stuffing but I
solidly enjoyed it in a positive sense! Also, portions? Almost
100% PERFECT. Amount of turkey? Amount of stuffing? Amount
of potatoe and broccoli? PERFECT for two hearty yet reasonable meals!
I don't say that very often so you know I really mean it!
Either that or I feel it often but just forget to say
it! Both are reasonable conclusions! Drinking coffee #2 of 2.
It's fun. I enjoy the Sweetener I have right now because you open up
the little packet in half pour in the sweetener and it all comes out QUICKLY
and NEATLY. Other sweeteners you gotta shake out the sweetener for
seven seconds, still doesn't get all of it, it comes out uneven. This
brand? COMES OUT CLEANLY AND RAPIDLY and IT DOESN'T GET ALL OVER THE
PLACE. I'd tell you what brand it is so you know for yourself but I
don't know right now! Maybe I'll tell you later today! Maybe
I'll remember to tell you at a later date! I owe it to you to tell you
at some point! TRUVIA. I figured it out by going
downstairs and checking the label of the packet. Yep that seems
like a solid way to go about it. I didn't go down just for you!
I re-filled my soda! But it WAS 50% For You. So basically a
reward is in order?
Penultimate paragraph! I feel like a reward
is in store for every entry. If you're reading this presumably you
tolerate reading this and it kills hmm how long DOES it kill. I
just realized I have no idea how long it takes to read an entry standardly.
Could be 2 minutes, could be 20 minutes! Probably not two minutes of
20 minutes! On the lower end of the spectrum, I guess it depends on
how loosely you wanna define Reading. You can stare at it for 5
seconds and recognize six words, is that reading it? I Say YES.
YOU READ IT WELL DONE. Oh well what can ya do. Speculate
about it I guess! Also I've never actually read an entry.
Not in a long time, at least. I sometimes stare at it for 5 seconds
and recognize six words and that's pretty much as far as I can tolerate it!
Hey that's life I guess.
Last paragraph! Whatta watch for the rest of
the day. Maybe some MY BIG FAT DUMB LIFE which may or may not be 90%
accurate title for That Show Where People Get Weight Loss Surgery.
Anyway there's hundreds of episodes of them and they're all the same but Hey
You Can't Argue With The Amount Of Unique Episodes. That's what I like
to see! Half a dozen seasons of INTERVENTIONS I never seen.
Solid Reasonable Chance I can see them on Upcoming New TV!!! WOW
DRUG ADDICTS I DON'T BELIEVE IT. That's how I feel! What's new
in the wide world of sports. Kinda late in the entry to get into
what's new in the wide world of sports. Presumably. I guess not
if I won't follow it up on anything, and was just using it as a transitional
phrase. Even still, though, that would imply it transitions to
SOMETHING. And I don't know if I have it in me to type ANYTHING. OH,
Wait. Right. This! I'll be back tomorrow!
July 4, 2021
This Is Only The Beginning
Hello friends! I'm here early by a few hours. You have no way of
knowing this! Sure you do I JUST FREAKIN' TOLD YOU. You
have no way of NOT knowing this! Anyway cleaned up surfaces in my room
yesterday. We're talkin MINIMAL DUST. We're talkin ONLY STUFF I
MAY ACTUALLY USE out on surfaces. EXCEPT for some books. Half a
dozen books I probably won't read, but might, but definitely belong out.
Beastie Boys book! Huge colorful hardcover book. It's called a
conversation starter! And I of course have it and other conversation
starter books which are mostly about music by my 8 track recorder. For
INSPIRATION. So I can start A CONVERSATION with my recording music!
Anyway cords came yesterday but I haven't checked them out yet! I will
today! I will also shave myself today! WOW WHAT A DAY.
Cool! Got some delicious lunch comin' to me.
I don't know what yet! Probably some sort of meal I have in the
house already. I got several! Roughly Oh I Don't Know FOUR good
options? I don't know why I'm asking you. Not only do you
not know but This Can't Be A Conversation Starter YOU CAN'T RESPOND.
Sure you can I just won't hear it. I imagine you respond to
Website in some sort of way. Maybe audibly, maybe not! If
someone makes a sound while reading my website in the forest does it make a
sound, that sort of thing, that's what I'm wondering. I dunno what to
do with my acoustic guitar. Doesn't sound good the last year I've
tried to play it! Is it the guitar. Is it the strings. Is
it me. Is it the room surrounding atmospheres. Is it actually
good and I'm lying somehow for some reason. Right now I'd say some
combination of all of them except me lying I'm pretty confident I'm telling
Anyway. I'm worried I'll start watching HD TV
and be like ya know what actually I DON'T LIKE THIS. It's scary!
Why are people looking like that I don't like it I wanna go home.
Solid 25, 30% chance that's how I feel ultimately. How long does it
take to charge a smart tv. If it takes more than three hours I'm not
on board! Not sure what that accomplishes. Presumably
gonna leave my Guitar Amplification System (GAS) where it is. On side
of room where Computer is now but TV will be soon. That's where it was
In Past when I had TV. No reason to mix it up now. Also I can
play guitar on electric guitar. It's only ME and STRINGS which aren't
great with that. Guitar itself and atmosphere are probably okay for
Yeah! I think my smart phone is too smart.
For weeks I would set up a 9 AM wake up clock alarm the night before.
Individually. Not repeating! Then it started giving me the
message you wanna me to set up 9 o clock wake up clock alarm for
tomorrow? YES I DO but HOW DARE YOU this is an invasion of my
privacy. I don't like it one bit! I like it hardly any fraction
of a bits! Oh right I like it Negative Bits. That's the
point I'm trying to make! Anyway I got the Kurt Cobain Journals
Collection on 8 track recorder desk. Again A CONVERSATION STARTER.
This one I actually read so I don't need to remind myself to read it.
But still NOW I KNOW HOW TO MAKE BEASTIE BOYS AND NIRVANA MUSIC.
Because of Solid Concrete THREE DIMENSIONAL books. Music is three
dimensional. Length, width, and sound. That checks out I
Guess. What about depth. Yeah you're right! But
there's no WIDTH to music. There's length, sound, and depth.
Yep that checks out assuming this is accurate which we all know it is not.
What else is going on. I can take 6 walks
today without it being overcrowded time to take the walks. I don't
know if I wanna do that, though! Bad precedent. I don't care how
much Awake Time I have During Day Time I don't wanna make myself take six
walks. Bad precedent like I said! I said the exact same two
sentences twice. Now you know I really mean it! Maybe
I'll take six walks I don't know I don't have all the details in front of
me. 50% of the reason I don't make new music experimenting with 8
track is because if I got my earphones on I can't hear my parents and I
dread the all of a sudden POUNDING POUNDING AT MY DOOR that I hear and I
realize my parents have been trying to get my attention for MINUTES and
they're angry and now I'm rattled and it's not pleasant for anyone!
The alternative is each time I do it I tell my parent gonna have
earphones on for a while if you need me call the phone and I'll see if it
lights up. Not only does that put too much pressure on me To Do It
and Make It A Concrete Time To Do IT And Not Loose, but now I gotta have my
phone in my peripheral vision. THERE'S NO SOLUTION. My
solution has been to not use headphones but hook it up to Mini Amp.
TERRIBLE SOLUTION IT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. Maybe it's not a good
solution but it is a solution. SO SAYS YOU.
How did I work around this in the past.
Just figured 14 out of 15 times I'd be okay and didn't worry about the 15th
time of Pounding Pounding On Door. I can't get it out of my head
now, though! Can't go back to that simpler time. Unfortunately!
What else is going on. What if I hang a sign on my door the
moment before I Start using it. That way I don't tell my parents, I
Can do it Loosey Goosey, and they get frustrated halfway there if I don't
respond but by the time they get to my door they're like OH THAT'S WHAT'S
GOING ON. What if they really need me. They'd still pound on
door to get my attention. Plus I don't know how to hang a Sorry
We're Closed sign on my door. TAPE IT TO THE DOOR? I DON'T
LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. Sure I do. TOUCHÉ. Anyway I
dunno I'm gonna have to put some more thought into this.
Yeah! There's a Call of Duty game called Call
of Duty Black Ops Cold War. Cold War. Doesn't sound like a
very fun game at all! You have to practice DETENTE with your
adversary and avoid fighting at all costs! Sounds like a blast and
a half... NOT. What else is going on. Cold war?
I can do that without even signing into Xbox. I'm doing a cold war
right now with everyone I know! I dunno about that one.
What else is going on. Gotta imagine with cold war with USSR USSR had
the advantage because it's colder where they are. Some parts of
America can get cold but for the most part it's colder in Russia!
Also on the other hand gotta imagine USA had the advantage because We Won.
That checks out, too! Now I don't know what to think! I'll be
back in a little bit.
This Is Already The End
Hooked up power chord to cable box. It worked! Cable box is on.
Hooked up HDMI cable to cable box. IT worked! It fits into the
outlet relatively smoothly! Hooked up Wall Cable to cable box. It
worked! Screwed in just as I suspected. The point is I think cable box
makes a slight low humming sound all the time which I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR.
Sure I'll get used to it and its just white noise but I don't want any
noise! Now I can't hear my parents if they're calling for me CABLE BOX
IS TOO LOUD. Great just my luck. It's not luck it's the
nature of cable box. Great just my luck. Think I'm gonna
have meatloaf for lunch. Turkey for dinner! Just my luck.
YEAH IT SOUNDS GREAT.
Anyway. I'm worried now I'm gonna spend all
my time staring at the clock on the cable box. Some things are better
left to the imagination! Is it 11:35 or as late as 12:00. I
have no idea. I could check if I want to-- great! It's Tops to
have that option. I don't wanna KNOW all the time. I can
cover that up with tape. Masking tape! Not clear tape!
Yeah but that would be INSANE who does that. SANE PEOPLE.
Hmm sounds like a contradiction conundrum. Probably gonna take a bath
halfway through Act II. I have my reasons! Wanna get
clean. That checks out as one of the main reasons. Also
wanna do somethin' else to take a break. Gotta do Other Stuff in this
life so that we don't grow to resent the Non-Other-Stuff that we do.
I guess. Clock isn't set up on cable box yet. I get the feeling
I need to hook it up to TV before I can get that going. ALRIGHT a
few more days without Cable Clock.
Anyway. I can HEAR this cable box. I
can SEE this cable box. What the hell is my life turning into?!?!
What else is going on. HMM looking at my DVDs I can see plenty I
wouldn't mind watching when I can. I can watch A MOVIE A NIGHT lets
make it a thing. What's the movie for tonight?! I ask myself For
Fun. Great! I can listen to commentaries, too! Are
there commentaries that are Movie Critic commentaries? That'd be a
good idea. No it isn't. I'd try it out though once.
Maybe. Maybe it depends on the movie. I got myself there.
Let's re-animate Roger Ebert and get working on that. We can leave
Gene Siskel dead. We'll let him know if we need him! (We Won't.)
We do need to pair re-animated Roger Ebert with someone, though. I
just think we can do better than Gene Siskel. Well we'd be dealing
with Zombie Gene Siskel. That's even worse! Okay.
Cool! I think turkey might come with
stuffing. I don't know how I feel about that! At first I was
like I HATE THE STUFFING FROM THIS PLACE. Then I realized
I'VE GOTTEN THE STUFFING FROM THIS PLACE MANY TIMES AND I DON'T LOVE IT BUT
I CAN TOLERATE IT PRETTY GOOD. Then I realized NOPE THAT'S IT
THAT'S ALL OF MY REALIZATIONS FOR NOW. So I got that going for me.
What was the stuffing I was thinking of that I can't tolerate.
That's the real riddle of all of this. I'm assuming Diner is open for
July 4th. I don't see why not! It's not disrespectful to eat on
July 4th. Not to my knowledge. It probably is but I DON'T
CARE! I'm gonna eat today anyway because that's just the kind of
rebel I am this month. Anyway I'm gonna take a Bath Break now!
Be back soon!
Hey it's soon! What's going on in the wide
world of sports. Gonna have six walks today. That should net me
about 4 pound loss than I would otherwise! Assuming it's the start of
a new 6 walk routine! Which goes on for the next 7 years!
That's a lot of assumptions, especially too many assumptions based on bad
math. It's not so much Bad Math as No Math. I just picked
out numbers based on nothing. Actually, WORSE than based on nothing!
I picked out numbers that I was guessing were purposely off the mark!
The good news is it's all over now we can put this entire ordeal
experience behind us. HMM I got to think about what to listen to
next walk. It could be anything! There's literally DOZENS of
musical artists out there, many of which have MORE THAN ONE SONG.
Yeah! The HDMI cable totally fit into the cable
box and I barely had to JAM IT IN at all! I LIKE those odds.
I don't get why we still celebrate Independence Day. We declared our
independence from England 250 years ago! GET OVER IT. Uh oh I
can be deported for that. Where would they deport me to.
I've been here my entire life! Is it part of the definition of
Deportation that it's back where ya came from? I guess not. They
can deport me anywhere they want that's their prerogative. I hope
it's JAPAN. I'd go to Japan, I've talked about it before.
Japan knows the score! Also they can deport me anywhere and then I
CAN GO ANYWHERE. They're not gonna deport me to Venezuela and then
check in on me twice a year to make sure I'm still in Venezuela. I can
leave Venezuela and go to Japan My Own Self!
Sounds good to me. If only I had celebrated
Indepfendence Day I would still be in America. I am still in
America. Well sure FOR NOW. What else is going on and
crap. Not only am I finishing entry after Act II but I started Act I
way ahead of time so the publishing of this entry to internet is gonna be
very early! Assuming the next 2 paragraphs don't take Oh I Don't Know
The next seven years. If they do, though, they better be
Some Damn Good Paragraphs. Now I kinda wanna try that. Spend
7 years on two paragraphs? Seems like a good use of my time. At
least as good as anything else I've come up with. So sure I'll think
about trying that. Can I write other paragraphs in the meantime or
do I devote 100% of my energy to these 2 paragraphs. Well sure if
I can write other paragraphs too there's no stakes to it! I need to do
ONLY THESE 2 PARAGRAPHS if I really wanna get what I'm supposed to get and
give what I'm supposed to give out of this experience.
Last paragraph! I'm a weird guy because my
reasoning for shaving myself now is because I don't wanna look disheveled
for when I start watching TV. I subliminally think I'm Watching
TV, I'm Also Being Watched Somehow BY TV Or Something. Not really.
I just wanna Look Good for this new stage of my life. It doesn't
matter if anyone or anything is watching me. I KNOW how I
look and that's what matters. Wanna look my best! It's
totally NORMAL get off my back about it. What else is going on in the
wide world of sports. There's a double header between The
Metropolitans and The Yankees today. Hmm that's some good insight.
NOW what else is going on in the wide world of sports. I dunno that
might have covered everything. That's some GREAT insight in
retrospect. I'll be back tomorrow!
July 3, 2021
Hello friends. On the precipice of a new Entry Routine. We're
talkin no more Act III's! A normal person would have reached
that conclusion several months ago but I'm no normal person! I'm an
EXCEPTIONAL person! An exceptionally Stupid person.
Anyway this way I'm done with entry an entire a hour or two sooner in the
day. I forego the Act III's generally Crumminess. I have more
TIME to do other stuff such as watch TV potentially! All in all it's a
very exciting prospect and I can't wait for it to get off the ground.
But what will become of First Two Acts? Same as before!
Right now 7 paragraphs each but that may change a paragraph or two give or
take over time! WOW WHAT A INTRODUCTORY PARAGRAPH. ALSO, THIS
THESIS STATEMENT COMING UP NEXT SENTENCES? BEAUTIFUL!
Webster's Dictionary defines Beautiful as...
You know that sort of thing. Gonna have a Mystery Dinner tonight.
It could be from ANY of the 3 top places we get dinner from! That's
usually not the case. Most often we know exactly which one is Up, and
if not, it's down to two. THREE? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
I don't know which one is the right choice as of now but I hope we think
carefully and measured about it and I know if we put our collective effort
and Brain Powers together we can figure out one of the top quarter of a
dozen places to get dinner from. Anyway. WIRES might be coming
today? I don't believe it! I can presumably determine whether
power cord works immediately. And I can determine if HDMI cord fits
into cable box, too! WOW WHAT PROGRESS. By the time I get
TV the wires will be roughly half done already. WOW WHAT PROGRESS.
Yeah! I also don't know what to have for
lunch but that's another story for another paragraph. HEY.
THIS is another paragraph? WOW WHAT PROGRESS. Ugh.
Looks like I'll set up shower curtain and rod in the next couple of days.
Then it's time for me to take showers! I don't believe it! I'm
gonna use Soap And Everything! Every time I bathe or take showers I
usually use soap behind each ear But Once. One swipe across. And
every single time I think hmm its a stereotype that they're like Oh Clean
Behind Your Ears, I should probably be doing that more than once. I
always do it once though. I'm gonna do it But Once again. Maybe
next time I'll give more than once a shot. I'm a creature of
ROUTINE AND HABIT sometimes it works out for me sometimes it doesn't!
Also ONE SWIPE IS ENOUGH THAT'S HOW I REALLY FEEL. YEAH!
CLEAN BEHIND MY EARS? BUT THAT'S WHERE MY SKULL IS!!!
Dunno what that accomplishes. Is Skull Island
shaped like a skull. I feel like it is. But how did the
inhabitants know that. They didn't have ariel views. They
could figure it out by Cartography and map making. Yeah I guess.
Also skulls are three dimensional. So is Skull Island Kind Of
That's The Entire Premise Of The Latest Incarnation Of Skull Island.
I make an interesting point. A VERY interesting point. I haven't
been this interested in HALVES OF HOURS. I had a hearty graham cracker
for breakfast today. Very interested to see if it would tide me over!
It did! We're talking HEARTY grand cracker. Two or TWO AND A
HALF times as big as what you might imagine a standard size grand cracker
is. Do I know whether I'm saying, "Grand Cracker?" I'll never
What else is going on. I've got TWO bath
towels going on in my bathroom now. I had one! Then we took my
bathroom rug mat to Laundromat! When I took bath while it was still
there I took a bonus towel to LAY DOWN on the floor so it wouldn't get wet.
Now the Bath rug is back. AND I STILL HAVE THE BONUS TOWEL. I
can use it for general towel purposes now. What an abundance of
riches. One towel, ANOTHER towel, a Bath ROBE. ... A BATH RUG.
The bathtub. Paper towels! Toilet paper! The WINDOW.
I forgot what I was talking about. Is it a coincidence that skull
island is shaped like a skull. Of course not there are no
coincidences its all part of God's Plan. Why would God's plan
include a King Kong. He protects the people we should be ever
grateful God Created King Kong. I guess that checks out.
What else is going on. Is Godzilla blasphemous.
One can only imagine YES for SEVERAL reasons. What else is
going on and crap. Then again isn't King Kong like a False Idol to the
inhabitants of Skull Island. God wouldn't like that! Hey
great what else is going on. I don't know what God would like.
Maybe he gets off on there being false idols secretly, I don't know, that's
his business! Hey great what else is going on. Maybe take
a bath after Act I today. Gonna mix things up! Maybe I should
buy bath salts. That'll SPICE up my bath. I think bath salts
are called Spice. Solid 50, 55% chance I'm right on that lingo.
Either way gotta imagine bathing in bath salts is as healthy as smoking them
is. But healthier! I dunno about this I'm gonna have to check
into that one.
Last paragraph! What is the premise of bath
salts legal use. I get its salt that goes into a bath. But
what's the benefit? Smells good or something? Too bad there's no
way of knowing. Hmm better LTURQ. Bath salts are supposed
to be good for CLEANING baths and presumably help you RELAX. Well
that settles it I'm gonna smoke some bath salts! Wait NO That's
The Wrong Conclusion To Come TO!!! Oh well too late now can't go
back gonna smoke some bath salts! What else is going on and crap.
Nice Future I got comin' to me! Facing south to watch TV. Facing
east to be on computer. Facing north to do stuff on 8 track.
Facing west NEVER THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE. I guess on average 2
or 3 times a year I face the Other Direction while going to bed which would
be facing West. It used to be more! I went through periods where
it was a toss up which direction in bed I would be sleeping towards.
WOW. I'll be back!
I'm Gonna Need To Look Into That
I'm facing west when I'm bathing. GREAT. I'm facing up
when I'm bathing. EVEN BETTER. Wow Act II is the last
act. Maybe now I'll start hitting a wall in Act II! It wasn't
the amount of acts that was the problem, it was that Final Act Is No Fun.
I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses! Think I know
what I'm doing for meals today. Corned Beef Sandwich with DORITOS for
lunch and two slices of pizza WITH ANOCHOVIE for dinner. I haven't
had anchovie in a long time! For some reason when checking
anchovie calories on Internet I overestimate how much they actually add per
slice. I think it's not so much that it's a difference! I'll go
to MY GRAVE thinking that. No I won't. Solid 65, 70% chance I
change my mind. And that change of mind would be IN EFFECT when I
die (and go to my grave).
Wonderful. Doritos are HEALTHY because I can eat
8 or 9 with a meal and it's not anywhere near an inappropriate amount of
Energy for a side dish to a meal. Also CHEESE IS PROTEIN.
Doritos promise not just Nacho Cheese but NACHO CHEESIER THAN OUR WILDEST
IMAGINATIONS. They still do that, right? I feel like 70,
75% of the time Doritos have a promotion where they call their Nacho Cheese
Flavor Nacho Cheesier. And of that amount of time, maybe 25,
30% of the time do they actually make it Nacho Cheesier! I dunno what
they do exactly but they add Nacho Cheese Flavor to the already Nacho Cheese
Flavored chips. Seems like otherwise I could SUE THEM.
They promised a Nacho Cheesier Experience and they FAILED TO DELIVER.
Class action lawsuit time! Wonderful. COOL RANCHER.
That one doesn't work as well. Also, the flavor doesn't work as well!
Not as good and/or pleasant to eat! Cool Ranch is EASILY the, "B,"
version of Dorito Flavors. We all agree on that! PRESUMABLY.
Cool! I'll eat lots of nacho cheese flavored
things. I will never eat nacho cheese. DISGUSTING.
What else is going on in the wide world of sports. I'm following a
BASEBALL GAME right now. It's The Mets game! WOW in a week I
can WATCH IT IN REAL LIFE. Not just following the bat-by-bat
results! At Bats. All these singles now I get it. I
didn't GET singles the way I will get it in the near future.
Hmm I could clean up my room a little bit today. Clean off surfaces of
books and CDs and stuff like that that I do not plan on using in the near
future. Maybe WIPE DOWN surfaces BRIEFLY of excess dust and stuff.
No goin' crazy cleaning but I can do a step slightly above the bare minimum!
I feel like that could be a blast and a half. I could EASILY hear
#TalesFromTheCryptTheSummerToRememberSavingsEvent while cleaning MY ROOM.
I'm ALREADY IN THE SAME ROOM WONDERFUL AND WHATNOT.
Anyway. I looked up online whether they can
retrieve hard drives from desktop computers and sure they can! Now
we're talking! I'll get those notes I made in high school back like
its nobody's business. UH OH IT IS NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
When they retrieve the hard drive they might see it! Now it's their
business! BUT IT'S NOT THEIR BUSINESS that's why I have a problem with
this! Also YES there's probably lots of pornography on there which
isn't their business either! But more their business than my notes!
Pornography is from Common Shared Internet. My notes were JUST EXCLUSIVE FOR
ME. Anyway I feel very strongly about this! Also sure I'd
check out that pornography. It'd be a blast and a half from my
YEAH. When I was a kid we had to DOWNLOAD
pornography. Well, we didn't HAVE TO. But to my knowledge
there were none of the aggregate streaming sites and whatnot.
Technology wasn't there yet to browse and download quick enough!
But we didn't let that get us down! Just made pornography All The
More Special. YEAH. Also WOW I CAN READ ALL MY CHAPTER
OUTLINES AND SUMMARIES OF GLOBAL HISTORY II TEXTBOOKS. And that's
just ONE EXAMPLE of all the loads of Outlines and Summaries I had made for
ALL YEARS of ALL GENRES OF CLASS. Man oh man Talk about Outlines!
Also outlining textbook chapters is great on all ends! Easy to do
because you just re-write the topic sentence of each paragraph and/or
section in the textbook. And it's good repetition that it actually
makes it stick pretty well. You could do it without paying attention
or thinking about it really but it still helps it register when you do it!
WOW WHAT A GENERIC HOME WORK ASSIGNMENT TO GIVE.
Cool! Then again that's an assignment you
can't do on the train. Some assignments you can do on the train!
Reading an English book for example. Maybe you can do it on the
train home where you have some space for yourself. Still kind of a
hassle. And no way you can do it on Train Into City because it's
crowded as fuck and you may not even get a seat at all! These are
the days of my lives. My lives from Oh I Don't Know 17 years ago.
Wonderful. Sure I'll read some WHITE OLEANDER on the train.
That was from Freshman English class! I don't want you thinkin
THAT AIN'T A GOOD COMPLICATED BOOK FOR A JUNIOR CLASSMAN OR SENIOR CLASSMAN.
Well, I do want you thinking that! But I want you to know that wasn't
Wonderful. I forget what White Oleander
was about. I think it was a mother-daughter book. Or perhaps a
daughter-mother book. Something along those lines! And I
remember it was being made into a movie while we were reading it and that
was exciting. Pretty good claim to fame. I'm READING THE BOOK
that's BECOMING A MOVIE EVEN WHILE WE SPEAK? HOLY SHIT!!!
That sort of thing. HMM I can still change my mind and face North for
computer and face East for 8 track. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I
have DAYS to figure it out at least. Gonna take all my brain power to
accomplish this! Apparently we only use 10% of our brains. I
gotta get that to 15, 20% AT LEAST over the next few days to figure this one
out! Also our brains are 80% water. We're using 10% of our
brains? That's an entire half of our brains that aren't water.
Sounds pretty resourceful to me! I'll be back tomorrow.
July 2, 2021
That's A Great Title
WOW. Here we go with Friday. Waiting for Super Market
Delivery sometime over the next two hours presumably. Soon after that
going to Laundromat to CLEAN THINGS that CANNOT BE CLEANED otherwise.
Well have them clean things. I got things to do! Presumably!
Also gonna order cords and TV today from 2 separate places. But All
Today! YES NOW WE'RE TALKING. I can't wait to turn on TV
and be like GREAT THIS IS WONDERFUL. I don't wanna watch LIVE
TV, though. Too stressful! Other people are watching this at the
exact same time. I don't wanna do what other people are doing.
Have you SEEN these people. Only Movies and Bingewatching for me.
That's where the line is drawn! By me! Wow I can draw a line
Makes sense that I'd be able to draw a line. Most
people can! I'm Most People! Watched FREAKS last night.
I had seen it once before relatively recently. The first time it
creeped me out a lot! Some of these freaks are on the freakier side of
things even compared to other freaks you may see. This time around?
TOTALLY USED TO IT. Not freaked out by them at all! The most
freaky guy though overall is the guy with no lower body. I don't GET
IT. How does he pee and poop. WHAT THE HELL. Also for some
reason the main character Dwarf LOOKS LIKE A BABY. I've seen my fair
share of dwarfs in entertainment and even in real life and they look like
adults that are shorter and often disproportioned. This guy in the
movie legitimately has the head and face of a baby! But I know its a
man! I've seen him talk!
So that's that. Got delicious bison burger for lunch
today. Delicious part II of Seafood Parade for dinner. Is there
a Fourth Of July parade. One would imagine there's a solid 50, 55%
chance there's a real parade. And about a Other Percent Chance that
there's a parade here and there but nothing to really concern yourself
about. SOMEONE SENT ME A RELATIVELY FAIR TRADE ON FANTASY BASEBALL.
I'm used to sending someone a trade proposal, and they must have been really
offended, because they send me a NO WHERE NEAR fair trade proposal back.
Like I'm some sort of asshole! And I feel tempted to accept the trade
JUST TO SPITE THEM. But anyway this thing just now I sent an offer and
the guy sent back A REASONABLE OFFER. No way I'm accepting it I
NEED XANDER BOGAERTS but thanks anyway!
Anyway. I put my cable box on top of file
cabinet For Practice and it looks just fine! Now the question is do I
have it at a diagonal so it's facing me when I'm lying on bed or do I leave
it horizontal as if it was facing me head on if I was sitting in chair on
other side of room. I don't know! I'm thinking diagonal would
but the COOLEST but horizontal is more TRADITIONAL. I've given
myself a lot to think about. I'm gonna continue thinking about it
during this Act I! I'm not saying anything of consequence or
entertainment so I might as well continue thinking AND TALKING about this.
Yep. Got Graham Crackers from Super Market instead of mini
Black and Whites this week. Gotta wonder if that'll pay off in the
long run. My guess is I Don't Know. Decent guess!
Cool! I've got a lot of surge protectors in my
room. Hmm. Look I'm definitely wrong because of how words
work but I would imagine surge protectors INCREASE the possibility of Surge!
I wouldn't be able to plug in all this stuff WITHOUT the surge protector.
Not enough outlets! Now that I have surge protector I can plug in way
more stuff! Thus causing surges! Well Great I insist
something I know is wrong makes sense. Sometimes wrong things make
sense. A lot of the times wrong things make sense! That's
wonderful. It's protecting from Surge because you're not jamming 4
plugs into 1 outlet. You CAN'T do that. It's physically
IMPOSSIBLE. You could try. TRY AND FAIL.
What else is going on. I wonder what kind of
commercials are on TV these days. Been a while A LONG WHILE since I
watched TV Commercials. I know a lot of internet commercials and
internet TV commercials are probably on TV too. But there's a lot of
ad campaigns I'VE TOTALLY MISSED OUT ON. Is there anyway I can get
caught up on Ad Campaigns over the past 2 years? I feel if I went
straight to the ad campaigns of today I'd be confused and not able to follow
it. I don't know the historical context its in! You know that
sort of thing. What's TACO BELL been up to. They're good at
commercials. I think commercials, I think Taco Bell. Wow they
ARE good at commercials. Jeez. Shower curtain and shower rod
have arrived! I might be able to take a shower today! WOW I
DON'T BELIEVE IT. Sure I do. I WAS SAYING THAT FOR
Anyway. For years I thought I had Grand Theft
Auto Five. Because I had a 3 pack of Grand Theft Auto Three, and then
2 more Grand Theft Autos. So for the last decade I thought I had Grand
Theft Autos three through five. Last week I discovered the 2nd two I
have are Expansion Pack type stuff. I never played Four OR Five.
WOW FASCINATING. No wonder I thought the entire time Grand
Theft Auto Five, not so great, not so far off from Grand Theft Auto Three!
Which it turns out is because I was playing Grand Theft Auto Three.
Wow great story I hope to hear it again some day. Anyway. Hey
the Act is just about over. It could stand to benefit from another
two or so sentences! After this one! The one I just wrote!
Actually no after THIS ONE RIGHT NOW. Okay that makes sense Let's
Keep The Act Goin'!!!! Okay now it's done.
Keep It To Yourself
Hey, just had a graham cracker. Delicious! Also a lot of
Heartiness to it for just 110 calories! Also NUTRITIOUS because I
could taste a good amount of cinnamon. Spice is good for you!
Cinnamon is spice! Therefore I'm knocking my diet out of the park
today. Anyway also good news I ordered TV and assorted cords! I
saw TV was on SALE from $499 all the way down to #399 PRESUMABLY BECAUSE OF
JULY FOURTH. So I bought that up before they could rescind the sale!
Then bought cords from other website because Why Not Let's Get It All Done!
Cords should be here tomorrow! TV by next Wednesday! Now we're
talking! Man oh man that graham cracker was good. I can
see myself happy with having 1 of those for breakfast instead of a black and
white. Nothing against black and white! They're delicious, too!
What's black and white and is red all over. My breakfast when I
wake up bleeding! Checks out.
Yeah! Solid 85, 90% chance I'll end up with
all the necessary wires and can figure out how to install everything myself.
WOW WHAT ODDS! Good odds! OH SO THAT'S WHAT ODDS.
Anyway I saw the HBO Show CARNIVALE might have Freak Shows in it!
But the rest of the summary of the show didn't appeal to me. Seemed
too weird! I like weird looking PEOPLE not weird SHOWS. I wonder
how many people identify with freaks when they see freaks. Gotta
imagine it's roughly 50/50, right. Every other person is content with
themselves that they appear to the naked eye as Regular. While 50% are
self conscious and think well yeah I'm close to regular compared to THESE
FREAKS but I got a lot in common with them, too. I'm in the 50%!
THAT NARROWS IT DOWN. I'm in the 2nd 50%! THAT NARROWS IT
Dumb 50% of people who think they're normal.
The truth is 80% of us are normal. But 30% of us are normal and don't
think so. WOW WHAT MATH. NUMBERS. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF
IT. I dunno what to listen to today. Need a break from The
Wilco and The-Sleater Kinney. Need a break from listening to recent
POP and HITS and UP AND COMING POP HITS. Hmm how about some
Patriotism Music. Get into the spirit of July 4th. I assume
Apple Music has a constantly updated Patriotism Playlist. If not maybe
that's a good idea for them. And I get royalties every time someone
listens to it. I came up with the idea! Anyway what's a good
Patriotism Tune. God Bless America. Not the phrase, the
title to the song. The patriotism song. I like that one!
How about From Sea To Shining Sea. That's not a song but one
day it may be.
Jeez. I've always wondered what MATH ROCK
is. I think it's just Nerd Rock and Nerd = Math. Or maybe the
premise is somehow when creating the music they use math. I can see
how chord progressions and stuff like that is Math. Still though I
think it's just Nerd = Math. Wonderful. Maybe Nerd Rock
is just Math Rock Made Out Of Nerds. When I first set out to write
that sentence it made sense to me. Then, before actually writing it,
it quickly occurred to me it doesn't make sense. Then I typed it out,
hoping I'd change my mind once more. No such luck! We're
stuck at It Doesn't Make Sense.. WAIT A SECOND JUST NOW I had a
feeling it makes sense. Wonderful, great, lets move on with my
lives. Got 4 less bottles of soda this week than I normally do.
Gotta cut down! Only EIGHT bottles for the week instead of TWELVE.
This is gonna be a grind but I think I'll come out of the experience a
Cool! Presumably I can take a bath soon after
this act is over. Presumably A Lot Of Things. I think shower
curtain and shower rod to hang shower curtain on have both arrived.
Not set up for today, though! I'd imagine I get it set up tomorrow or
the day after or perhaps several days from now or more. In the mean
time though sure I'll take a bath why not I can do that easy. What if
I shrink myself down like Antman. Then I can take a shower from the
bath faucet. I dunno it wouldn't come out All Shower Like.
Just what to me would be a HUGE stream of water Absolutely DRENCHING me.
Suddenly this plan doesn't sound so good after all! Oh well what
can ya do. What if I shrink down the Bath Faucet ALONG WITH ME?
Then we're in the same situation as we were before shrinking down anything.
Yeah I guess!
Wonderful! Is it safe to watch pornography
on TV without worrying if someone will be able to see that I've been
watching pornography? I mean someone in the same household. Will
it show up for them. OBVIOUSLY the people at Verizon Fios and Assorted
Organizations will see me watching pornography. They'll be keeping
close tabs on me for such things. But I don't care what they knew
Don't Bother Me None! Hmm maybe it depends on what kind of
pornography. Certain kinds of pornography they might feel a need
to alert my parents for certain reasons unknown to me as of now.
Yep that seems to check out. I don't need to watch pornography on
TV. It's not even something I'm thinking about! I thought of
it to say in this paragraph. Yeah but that's the exception that
proves the rule!
Last paragraph of Act II! Wonderful. I'll
watch YOUTUBE videos on TV. Get on board with the latest MEMES and
TRENDS. No I won't. I'll make a point to Absolutely Not Do
That. Yep that checks out. Maybe listen to some more UP AND
COMING pop &/v hits. I like it because I'm getting in on the ground
floor with these things. Ground floor is generally how you wanna get into a
building. Nope not always. When I went to The Stuyvesant
I got in on the 2nd floor. There WAS doors for Floor 1 but they were
closed generally and we entered Floor #2 from a Bridge. A 2nd story
adjacent bridge! Hmm fascinating. The good news is another
Act down. I'm knocking these acts out of the park! In terms of
Doing Them In A Reasonable Amount Of Time with As Little Effort As Possible.
In terms of them being good No not so much. I'll be back later.
I Can See That
Hey! I got lunch going. Write 4 paragraphs now more or less.
Or Exact. I'm really aiming for Exact! What do I got in store
for the rest of the day. Couple walks. A dinner! TV on The
Computer. I hope I'm making the right decision with New TV. At
this point I'm 70% looking forward to Video Games and only 30% TV.
Also Zero Percent Other Things. That can't be right.
Other Things have got to be either a solid few percentage points or a solid
few NEGATIVE percentage points. To some extent I am either looking
forward towards OR DREADING other things. I have to have an opinion on
Other Things one way or another, right? Can't just be indifferent!
Yeah! My guess is I'm looking forward to several
things several positive points, dreading other things several negative
points, but OVERALL ALL OTHER THINGS are several POSITIVE points.
Anyway today is one of the two days between Canada Day and Independence Day.
UNTRUE. There's 361 OTHER DAYS between Canada Day and Indepdence Day.
Never said what order hey have to be in while being inbetween them!
Well I got ya there. Canada seems too meek to have a day.
Not in Canada's characteristics to have a Canada Day! And frankly I'm
a little disappointed with Canada! I thought Canada was better than
this! No I didn't. I suspected all along that Canada was no
good and would disappoint us all given a chance.
Cool! Getting close to being done with the
entry. Then I get to move on with my lives! Onto the next thing!
Which is presumably finishing the movie I've been watching. You know
it's a good movie because I paused it during its exciting climax to do
something else. Gotta SAVE the rest of this exciting climax, I'm
enjoying it so much, I might enjoy it even more given half a chance.
I know we call orgasms climaxes but I find they're more of a dénouement.
You heard it here first!
Last paragraph! Wonderful. I find
orgasms are more of the Hypothesis. That makes sense, sure.
I don't know what else is going on! I could theoretically put laptop
on same desksurface as TV with cable box on file cabinet. I don't know
why I'd WANT to do that. So I can watch TV AND watch COMPUTER at
the exact same time. Why would I want to do that. I
wouldn't, that's why! Hmm gonna get a kick out of looking at cable box
for quick Time Reference Purposes on top of the file cabinet. I'm
gonna be looking over all the time and like I said I can Dig It!
Wonderful. Has any single sentence in this act been worth reading at
all? Has anything EVER been worth reading even beyond things I've
said? I dunno that's a philosophy-em-up you gotta figure out for
yourself! I'll see ya tomorrow!
July 1, 2021
I Guarantee It
Sounds about right. Hey! Gonna hopefully get Necessary Cords
tonight from THE AMAZON and necessary TV from THE PC RICHARD. My whole
life I thought it was PC RICHARDS. Now I'm faced with the
prospect that there might not be an, "S." Oh No my life has been a
lie! Not really a lie. More of a Mistake. Oh no my life
has been a mistake! Alright that checks out. Anyway
surprisingly parents are on board with me potentially putting cable box on
file cabinet. It's usually the kind of thing where for some reason
they'd be like NO WAY THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE. I can't
think of a good reason but I'm sure they could think of a halfway logical
reason! File cabinet is METAL of some sort. You can't have
overheating cable box on metal. That causes explosions per my
understanding. Cable box shouldn't be overheating from regular use.
Cable box shouldn't be on File Cabinet for regular use! I'm breaking
all sorts of rules with this configuration!
Yeah! The point is at this point I might get Tv WITHIN
THE WEEK. Not this calendar week. This mathematic unit of time
The Week. From now until roughly 7 days from now. Seven days is
a week. Most of the time! HEY gotta turn the page of Patriotism
Calendar. Let's do that right now! GREAT. Patriotism
Calendar says today is, "Canada Day." JUST EXACTLY WHAT SIDE ARE
YOU ON PATRIOTISM CALENDAR? Talking' about Victoria Day. Talkin'
about Canada Day. This patriotism calendar is subversive as fuck!
Tryin' to get us to be Canadians subliminally. Not really
subliminal. They're pretty liminal about it. Anyway
the picture of it is of a silhouette of a guy fishing and the phrase is
FROM SEA... and then on the other side of the page ... TO SHINING
SEA! That sums up this month of patriotism calendar. I'll
keep you updated on this situation as it progresses. WAIT A SECOND
I'm not sure this guy is fishing. He's doin something.
What the hell is this guy up to.
Anyway. Not worried anymore about Old and
Crappy Cable Box Remote. The TV Remote is gonna do the heavy lifting
from now on! Not used to that! But with Smart Televisions I
guess that's the standard. GREAT. Gotta time my next walk
a little bit ahead of time so I don't get in the worst of the upcoming rain.
That sounds great. I'll walk around in some Nonrain no problem.
Anyway. Earbuds are working almost all the time but 2 or 3 times over
the past week it sort of cuts in and out for a couple of minutes. Then
I figure out how to get it working again. By turning the phone off and
on. Seems to work! Wow I'm some sort of Troubleshooting
Wunderkind. I can't be a Wunderkind. I'm too old! I
dunno when it comes to trouble shooting I am still pretty young.
Troubleshooting is generally an old man's game.
Whatever. Pun involving Troubleshooting.
WELL MY JOB HERE IS DONE. Gonna put TV connectors together and whatnot
myself. My parents were ready to pay ONE HUNDRED Dollars for someone
else to do it. Takes 5 minutes. There's like 3 or 4 cables to
hook up at most. I'll do it FOR ONLY THIRTY DOLLARS. Which I
will put towards ONE FIFTH OF AN XBOX GAME that I will never open and save
as A COLLECTABLE. It's an NGO you wouldn't understand.
God knows I don't understand. And I understand a solid 80, 85% of
things. Things I don't understand-- NGOs. I'll update this
list as time goes on and I take special note of things I don't understand.
Right now isn't much of a list. Solid 50, 60% chance there is no
such thing as an NGO and I'm thinking of another acronym. I dunno
there's gotta be SOMETHING that's an NGO. It might not be this.
But I'd say 85, 90% chance SOMETHING is an NGO if not this.
YEP NGO means, "Non Governmental Association. JUST AS I SUSPECTED.
Hey! Great! Well that's not narrowing it
down at all. I'd say 90, 95% of all associations aren't governmental.
This phrase is too general and thus useless. You heard it here
first. Anyway today is the first day of a new month. July!
Hasn't been July in roughly 11 months! Thinking about getting a
delicious Sea Food Parade for dinner tonight. Part I of II! This
month is From Sea To Shining Sea so I feel to be a Patriot this month I need
to start on a Seafood Parade and END on a Seafood Parade. Hmm
sounds patriotic. Both because of SEA food and because of PARADE.
I feel roughly 40, 45% of parades are patriotic to a significant extent.
That's easily a big plurality of parades being patriotic either as primary
function or secondary function!
Yeah! If I take a walk when I want to I'd STILL
be stuck in NON-LIGHT Rain for at least 10 minutes. But it wood be
surrounded by Only LIGHT Rain. That's a sacrifice I may be willing to
make. Well easy to say that NOW once I'm in the moderate rain I
won't feel so good about it. We gotta make sacrifices in life!
Our gods demand it! If we're not sacrificing to Apollo why would he
ever bless us with good tidings? He'd have no motive. Anyway.
Whose the god of Rain. Solid 60, 65% chance there's a God Of Rain.
Zeus. He's one of the mainest gods and rain isn't his primary
function but it IS a secondary function. It's part of his
responsibility is the point. So let's sacrifice to Zeus so there's
less rain. I dunno what about farmers sacrificing to Zeus so
there's MORE rain. Well looks like we're at an impasse. Is
Zeus on OUR side or on FARMERS' side. What the Hell am I talking
Last paragraph of Act I! HMM I just realized I
can take a walk 20 minutes before I wanted to and then I might miss the
moderate rain completely. I'd have to start in roughly 10 minutes from
now, though. I can do that. I can write this paragraph in 5
minutes, easy. Why do I have to. Because that's the kind
of guy I am this month. I dunno I can be Any Kind Of Guy I Want TO
Be This Month. New month! I can do what I want!
YEAH but I need to set a PRECEDENT for the rest of the month that I can be
happy with and proud of. And stopping now is a bad precedent!
Meanwhile what else is going on in the wide world of sports. Oh,
right, paragraph is long enough now. See ya soon!
Just As I Suspected
Started raining lightly 30 seconds before getting home. PERFECT.
I like light rain and 30 seconds worth is PERFECT. I dunno I coulda
stood ANOTHER 30 seconds of the same degree of light. Oh well we
all have to make sacrifices. We covered this last Act! Good
compromise between Normal People and Farmers. We come together to
advocate for constant light rain. Everybody wins! Except for
ZEUS. H's gotta spend ALL HIS TIME 24/7 working on some light rain.
Hey if he didn't want responsibility he shouldn't have become a god.
He put himself in this position or something! Thinking about getting
SWEET POTATOE FRIES with Seafood Parade. Delicious! I'm more
excited about this than I should be and there's no chance I actually start
eating them and feel my excitement was justified! It'll be fine I
Wonderful. Listening to a lot of
#The-Sleater-KinneysTheSummerToRememberSavingsEvent lately. Presumably
I will continue the book at some point. I made it a quarterways in!
Then I went a couple of days without touching it. Too Much
Think-em-ups. Wanna make an insight-em-up, great, people love it
but IT'S TOO MUCH. I can't be exposed to insight-em-ups day in and
day out. I need time to process the LAST think-em-up. Give me
time to process! Rain might be done by the time I wanna take next
walk. WONDERFUL. LET'S MOVE ON WITH MY LIVES. Been
watching more #TalesFromTheCryptTheSummerToRememberSAvingsEvent as a
TRANSITIONAL PERIOD between Last Show I watched and Next Show I will have
watched in futurespeak. Good stuff! WOW I'LL BE ABLE TO WATCH
IT ON THE BIG SCREEN TV. 32 INCH! SEEMS BIG TO ME. ALSO
HD! Will the monsters look DUMB in HD TV specs? I don't
know! One can only hope so!
Anyway. Gonna try to transition to not drinking
as much soda. I was watching a My 600 Pound Lives and there's a part
where they are like drinking soda ain't good, even diet soda and I
was like HEY THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. HOW COME NO ONE EVER TOLD
ME DIET SODA MIGHT NOT BE GOOD FOR ME BEFORE. My Dad has said it
many times throughout my lives. Many! But now that TV
says it it really hits home! So anyway we'll see how that goes.
I feel like I've tried doing this very thing half a dozen times over the
years and maybe I almost make it an entire week before going back to
drinking All The Soda I Want. I dunno we'll have to wait and see
how it goes. My dad's reasoning is always IT'S MADE OF
CHEMICALS. NEWSFLASH DAD EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CHEMICALS.
That's the Nature of Things! Things can be reduced down to chemicals.
LOOKS LIKE I WIN THIS ROUND.
Maybe take a bath after this paragraph. My
Mom got me a nice useful soap dish. Where you put the soap dish on a
checkered surface so that the moisture from soap trickles down to the bottom
and the soap itself gets dry. That's the premise at least! I'm
on board with giving it a shot! Anyway. Cleaning kids mouths out
with soap. You DO KNOW that's not how it works, right. Soap
is for cleaning physical bodies. You want something more metaphorical,
less literal. This isn't going to accomplish anything at all.
The point is parents are stupid. They just don't understand!
That's what I've been led to believe. Also is putting soap in kids
mouth child abuse? I feel like that's open for discussion in Reality.
Not just discussion in dumb website. It's a legitimate question!
I don't know who cares but if you did care it's a conversation
starter! Gonna take a bath now!
Hey that's what happened. I took a bath then!
I'm drinking WATER right now. I feel like I deserve some sort of
reward. Or award. Something along those lines. HMM looks
like I'm gonna order TV cords tonight and TV tomorrow. If I apply some
light pressure on my parents to go along with those two things I think I can
ACCOMPLISH those two things. You won't get anywhere in this world
without applying some light pressure on people. That's the assumption
I've been operating under this paragraph. That, and I deserve a prize
for drinking water. No chemicals in water! Presumably.
I dunno maybe there are maybe there aren't. Is H2O a chemical.
No those are ELEMENTS. Are elements chemicals. I DON'T
KNOW. YES THEY ARE. Just as I suspected. And my
parents were wrong about! But I was right about! The entire
time! Everything is Chemicals!
ALRIGHT that's gotta net me ANOTHER award. I'm
racking up potential awards alright. I'm gonna come away from this
entry being owed 4 or HALF A DOZEN awards all told. YES.
What else is going on and crap. I like sweet potatoe fries because
they LOOK well done. And I like well done fries! And the color
of sweet potatoe is DARKER than the color of regular potatoe. Why
do I continue to spell, "Potato," as, "Potatoe." It's not an
accident. It's not because I don't know how to spell potato.
It's not because I think it's funny. I don't! I just keep doing
it for some reason. Routine I guess. I'm in the habit of
doing it and I don't break habits as a rule. Obviously it's something
I want to do! Otherwise I wouldn't have done it! Hmm.
That logic checks out 80, 85% I guess.
Last paragraph of Act II! Sure I'll eat some
scallop. I used to like scallop when I was a kid. Then I went a
very long time without eating any scallops. I ate fish a lot.
High quality fish! I just never had scallops get off my back about it.
DELICIOUS. What I really liked as a kid were them baked clams.
I'd presumably like them as an adult! Don't know how or where to get
them! I can get other kinds of clams and stuff from Italian Food
Restaurant Enterprise. Like mini clams. Not the same thing.
I want some NICE BIG HEARTY baked clams. Get off my back about it!
Why are you on my back about upper mid shelf seafood experiences. What
the Hell do you care about whether I'm eating scallops and whatnot?
Get over it! Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.
No More Anymore
Got chicken curry going on for lunch. Delicious! Apparently my
mom is gonna need eye surgery. On both eyes! Her cataracts are
getting out of control is the impression I'm under. So that's not a
good thing but there are worse things that could happen. A solid 10%
of all things are worse things than this. Maybe even as high as 15,
20% of all things! Anyway got delicious soda going on. I went
about one glass of liquid refreshment as water before I went back to soda.
I need to finish the soda I already have, that's obvious. AND I need
to finish the soda I'm getting for tomorrow. I can TECHNICALLY change
the order to remove the soda but that's being TOO PROACTIVE. Might as
well just RELAX let things play out naturally.
Cool! I should think about listening to Wilco
albums that I know and love. I may very well decide against it but
it'd be an interesting Thought Experiment to Experiment With Thinking About
It. Also Wilco has too many classic songs. They can only play a
small fraction each show! And that's already baked in that they'd play
a lot of the recent songs. The point is they have way too many songs
that I'd want to hear and I think they should feel badly about the problems
they're causing. Either them or Apollo. One of them has to take
responsibility! Or maybe neither of them to. What a terrible
world where neither bands or Greek &/v Roman gods take responsibility.
What else is going on. Another day of
responsibility down! Gotta imagine I buy cords tonight. That's a
responsibility. Did Canada purposely make Canada Day close to our
Fourth of July. Did Canada purposely make Canada Day remind us of The
Soda Canada Dry. Also this soda is very explicitly wet. I
wouldn't buy a dry soda in a million years! Actually sure I would.
I wanna try eating some soda. Anyway the point is Canada is dumb
for some reason. I feel like there should be a soda that is explicitly
AMERICAN SODA. Finally I'd have a reason to be patriotic. Soda
Brand is talkin' up America? I got no reason to go against soda brand.
I'm on board with America Cola, too! Anyway I just finished lunch.
Wonderful. I knew that would happen at some point. It happened
at this point! Just now!
Last paragraph. Hey, great, how about that.
I just took a rare walking break during Act III! It's called I Saw It
Was Raining Soon And Wanted To Get My Walk In. That's a verbose
name for a walking break. Sure it is so what. Only one more
walk left in the day and I'm going to be awake for at least Oh I Don't Know
FIVE HOURS? Amazing! Been watching
#MyFavoriteMovieToRemember Return of them Living Deads I today. It
became available on HBOMax! WOW I HAVEN'T WATCHED THIS IS IN
SEVERAL MONTHS. Time flies when you're not watching your favorite
movies to remember. Also YES if I was forced to pick A The Favorite
Movie Overall #1 To Remember solid chance THIS ISN'T THAT BUT IS IN THE
TOP 5. Glad we got all that settled. I'm going to write an
extra paragraph because it's a different Experience than the first part of
Act III and we need to pad out experiences is the impression I've been
Cool! This may be the longest entry in recent
memory. Paragraphwise! 19! I DON'T BELIEVE IT WE MAY BE
TYING RECORDS IF NOT EXCEEDING THEM. Man if I knew my parents
would be on boar dwith me putting electronics on File Cabinet I would have
been doing that this whole time! No I wouldn't have. I mean,
I would have FELT FREE to. But I can't think of a situation where
I would put something on top there. But I'm looking forward to THIS
situation nonetheless! Can't wait to find out if I have to aim my
remote at cable box or if aiming it at TV is Close Enough that The Cable Box
Will Get The Picture. I'm okay either way! I think it's fun to
use the remote Not At The Cable Box But The Signal Bounces Around And Gets
There. Remember when we were kids and we would aim the remote
BACKWARDS but it bounced off White Wall and GOT TO THE CABLE BOX?
Surely your childhood memories are exactly like mine. Anyway
great. I'll be back tomorrow!