Tuesday, November 24, 2020
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Hey how about
that. Trump is continuing to lose in a myriad of ways! We're
talkin MICHAGAN CERTIFICACY FOR BIDEN. PENNSYLVANIA CERTIFICACY FOR
BIDEN. We're talkin GOVERNMENT IS GOING FORWARD WITH TRANSITIONING
FROM PRESIDENT DUMP TO PRESIDENT RESIDIN' (IN THE WHITE HOUSE FROM ON).
So we got taht going for us is the point. And that's just THE START of
the good news. I re-upped my Beer Supply This Morning! We're
talkin 2 25 oz cans! We're talkin' Leaning Towards having both today
and Nothin' Tomorrow. Anyway at this point I think Trump's best chance
at remaining president is him doing a Face/Off with Joe Biden. But
then people would be like hmm Biden seems to have gained 220 pounds over
night wonder what that's all about. The presidency adds 220
pounds. Like how TV adds 10 pounds or something. Is the
science still out on that? Is that a real thing?
Anyway. Endocrinologist checked my weight and
I gained 13 pounds which I took as GREAT news. I have NO IDEA when
this weight gain is in context to. February? June? August?
You'd think I'd have to know to either be Happy or Discouraged about it but
YOU'D BE WRONG. 13 pounds, huh? Over an undetermined amount
of time? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. THIRTEEN POUNDS? THAT
ROUNDS DOWN TO 10 POUNDS. WHICH ROUNDS DOWN TO ONLY SINGLE DIGIT
GAIN. Anyway what else is going on. Got a DELICIOUS
NUTRITIOUS lunch in store. We're talkin' that Salmon Filet I had left
over. MOST IMPORTANTLY a slice of Meatloaf my Mom left over. A
dinner roll to sandwich meat loaf! AND THEN some half spheres of
potatoes. It's gonna be good! We're talkin' PROBABLY SPAGHETTI
tonight and/or tomorrow afternoon. We're talkin MADE MYSELF SOME
STEAK AND EGGS LAST NIGHT. We're talkin I Made Eggs we're talkin I made
toast we're talkin I heated up some left over Beef Sirloin.
HEATED UP? Shouldn't that be like HATE
UP? Not like oh I don't like you i hate you. Same
pronunciation but the definition is To Have Heated. Hate Up
Sounds like how language SHOULD work and I'm gonna petition Trump WHILE HE
STILL IS IN OFFICE to see if we can add hate toe the dictionary.
Hey isn't that coffee cold. NO I just hate it up.
That's the kind of thing I'm going for. What else is the kind of
thing I'm going for. My favorite thing to eat possibly! Smallish
Meat Loaf Sandwich. It's got A LOT going for it 1) Meat 2) Loaf 3)
Sandwich. Alsi I'm strongly considering encouraging my DAd to get
enough turkey that I can have a nice SUBSTANTIAL Turkey Sandwich on Oh I
Don't Know THURSDAY. Also if Thanksgiving Weekend is Thursday and
Friday how come we never do the whole deal on Friday? WE GOT FRIDAY
OFF, TOO. LETS MIX IT UP ONE YEAR. NOT THIS YEAR. NO
THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR I IMPLORE YOU.
I asked my Endocrinologist HER thoughts on vaccines and
SHE'S ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THEM. She's A Smart One, too! I trust
her WITH MY LIFE. Well, with my Endocrine, at least. Also if I
could have a nice ol' turkey drumstick SURE I'D LIKE THAT but I Just Don't
Think It's In The Cards for this year! Anyway lookin' like best case
scenario we're Coronavirusing it for about A SOLID YEAR. Seems about
right. One year down! And one would imagine we never have to
face another pandemic or climate emergency or nuclear war or anything.
ALL SMOOTH SAILING FROM VACCINE ON OUT. Anyway what else is going on
and crap. I'm VERY encouraged by the picks Biden has announced for
cabinet. A solid ONE QUARTER of them I'm VERY Happy about. Then
there's the rest which MAY SURPRISE US IN TERMS OF BEING BETTER THAN MORE OR
LESS ADEQUATE. So we got that going on. Lots of women
cabinet leadrers in roles a woman has NEVER HAD before. It's like I've
always said, JOE BIDEN LOVESSSSS THE LADIES!!!
Joe Biden is a Pimp essentially thats the point
I'm trying to make. And I don't want you to follow that thought to the
next logical conclusion that if he's a pimp, his cabinet are sex workers.
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE THAT POINT. It's INSULTING AND INACCURATE.
I just wanna make Joe Biden being a Pimp the point and THAT'S IT.
These women are STUCK with Joe Biden being a pimp while they're just REGULAR
SMART EXPERIENCED MORE OR LESS ADEQUATE GOVERNMENT PEOPLE. That's all
I'm trying to say! Also Pimp isn't a slant rhyme with Trump, not
quite, but it's a slant rhyme if you only look at the letters in the word
and not pronunciation. Pi=Tru. Yes Pi is Truly
3.14159etc. What else is going on. Oh hey it's time to
take a break! I'll be back in a little bit.
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Hey I started
watching Twilight Zone: The Movie: The Movie. It's GOOD because I
don't think I ever really saw/paid enough attention to ACT I of movie.
Not counting the INTRODUCTION. Which I NEVER SAW EITHER! I think
Jewish people should SUE Movie Theaters that if they're of age for PG-13
they SHUOLD be of age for R movies. THEY ARE MEN AT 13! Also if
it's a Jewish Little Lady THEY'RE READY FOR R RATED MOVIES AT 12!
PRESUMABLY BECAUSE THEY START MENSTRUATING BEFORE BOYS REALLY START ENJOYING
SEX HORMONES THEMSELVES. I don't have ALL the details. Everyone
knows about Bar Mitzfahs. NO one gives a FUCK about Bat Mitfahs.
It doesn't seem right that's the only point I'm trying to make. I
remember when I had Bar Mitzfah I enjoyed/looked forward to the part where I
kinda Sing in Hebrew. I truly thought, me singing with my newly-minted
deep voice, THIS COULD BE MY BIG BREAK. I'LL KNOCK THE DOORS OFF THE
You know that sort of thing. Who ARE these people
who just hang out at synagogue EVERY weekend all day and if you're having a
bar mitzfah they're just sitting there. I don't KNOW YOU. This
is a PRIVATE PARTY YOU CREEP. Also presumably its really religious
people, they wanna do Jew Stuff All Day All Week All The Time. But
when I was in Hebrew School (which shared the same space as Actually Temple,
etc), I kinda just imagined that these folks must be BORED OUT OF THEIR
MIND. The reason they're here is they somehow can't think of a better
thing to do. I see its a thing where some faction of Republicans
are encouraging Georgians to not vote in Run Off and/or write in Trump
(which I'm told ISN'T A THING you can't write in a vote in Run Off THAT'S
WHY ITS A RUN OFF). But not voting GREAT the only even BETTER way to
show up for Trump is VOTING FOR THE DEMOCRAT. IF you think Not Voting
is good then voting for the opponent is clearly doing One Better. If
that's the point you're trying to make. That's just MATH That's all
I'm sure there'll be SOME split tickets in terms of
people voting for one Republican and one Democrat. But I specifically
like the people who are gonna be like WELL I LIKE CHECKS ANDA BALANCES.
GONNA PICK ONE AT RANDOM EACH THEN SPLIT MY VOTE. PRESUMABLY AM I
RIGHT? The point is WHEN DO I GET THE CHANCE TO RE-WATCH The #TalesFromTHeCryptFallToFrightFOr
movies?!?!? I'd watch the NON Dennis Miller one first and then
directly after that The Dennis Miller one. Is Dennis Miller a Trump
Supporter. One could imagine he is or he isn't. Solid 50/50 shot
I'd say. I know he's a Republican IN GENERAL IN THE PAST so who can
say for certain. BETTER LTURQ. WAIT A SECOND I JUST
REALIZED I DON"T GIVE A FUCK. So we got that giong on
for us is the point. Feeling real betrayal Randy Quaid being pro-Trump
or whatever. I DON'T READ THE TWEETS I JUST IMAGINE WHAT THEY MIGHT
Wonderful. Lunch with Act III! I LIKE those
odds. Anyway for me I think yesterday was when I was like well
Biden wins. It's happening! IT'S ALL HAPPENING. Then I
had to read Twitter ReTweet and/or ReSpond to Trump Tweets and it's still
FRUSTRATING he won't just LEAVE but also I'm like HOLY SHIT I DON'T CARE
AT ALL ANYMORE. HE CAN SAY BULLSHIT AND IT MEANS. AB. SO.
LUTE. LY. NOTHING FOR THE MOST PART! I mean look if he
encourages violence or criminality of any kind that must be taken seriously
and addressed. But if he's just being a dumb ass asshole hey have
at it. We've moved on you DOLT. Hey I get to take a break
after the paragraph after this one. It's called Moving On YOU
DOLTS! Yep that seems to check out. I dunno why
exactly but for some reason I feel like we're returning to the 1990's.
Barack Obama History is being skipped over for some reason for Bill Clinton
history. I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON WHY. But it just seems like
BIDEN WINS Let's Party Like It's 1997! I don't know WHY. And
I'm assuming IT'S JUST ME. But that's my mindset for some reason!
Sure, great, why not. That's when America was
great for me. Being a kid. Makes sense to me. I
assume one of Biden's first executive orders will be to give every single
household a Sega Genesis. And the NHL Game where you can FIGHT each
other during Puck Disputes Or Whatever. You know that sort of
thing. I saw in NY Democrats look to have won a supermajority in
State Legilsature or whatever, and they almost passed Marijuana Legalization
without the super majority, so it looks PROMISING with super majority.
And New Jersey legalized it so we can't let NJ steal our thunder! Also
Biden might legalize it at FEDERAL LEVEL. THe point is did I have a
dream last night about siphoning off marijuana from my brothers stash,
hopefully without him realizing it? TO SMOKE IT MYSELF?
SURE. I dream about LOTS OF THINGS. I'll be back in a little
circumscribed their results for Biden?!?! I've never been
Cirtificizeized by Nevada IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. Real select company Joe
Biden has in having Nevada certificatize his votes. Nevada is one of
those states, am I right?!? JUST ONE OF THOSE STATES. Gonna have lunch
in like an hour AFTER ENTRY IS DONE. I can do whatever I want It's A
NonStop Party. At this point I AM getting tired of winning.
Because it's All Winning All The Time, not worrying about Losing so much
anymore! The point is a Sega Genesis just doesn't cut it he needs to
give tax breaks to households without a TV for TV! Also what was that
game I liked on Sega: The Genesis. Fighting game. You know what
I'm thinking of. It's kind of ALMOST 3D but 2D in graphics. But
there is some 3D movement you can make. Those were the best games
of that generation, am I right. 2D but SOME GIVE AND TAKE in terms of
Fascinating. Just Texted my brother
about SHUDDER PASSWORD: THE STREAMING SERVICE. Man oh man I'm
PRETTY CONFIDENT I'll find a Thing or Two that I'd be Excited Enough to
watch when this entry is over. Maybe a RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD.
Maybe SOMETHING ELSE. I've narrowed it down to those two things.
Anyway in the mean time what else is going on and crap. What else is
going on. Got ACCESS but no Return Of The Living Dead BUT LOTS OF
OTHER THINGS I'LL WATCH and/or REWATCH. HEY I JUST WATCHED
Thirty Minutes of Biden Speaking w/ His Super Team Of Super Friends. I
Liked it! None of them said anything INSANE or anything! I kinda
forgot oh right humanity can exist without people being crazy.
It's tough for me of all people to remember that but I ENJOY being reminded!
Also for those who say Trump people aren't insane, just amoral-- I say,
they're INSANELY amoral. Or INSANELY corrupt. Or INSANELY
misguided. That Shut Em Up!
What else is going on and crap. Got lunch in oven
right now. Be ready in about 40 minutes from this very moment. I
LIKE those odds. I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT THIS JANET YELLEN she's
supposed to be one of the top people! Also what kind of person is
named JANET. Sounds stupid to me but hey its not my place to
say! IF I had to guess (AND I DO FOR SOME REASON) I'm guessing one
remaining big position will go to an all-out Republican, and one remaining
big position will go to an all-out Progressive. YES most people will
fall in the middle (Maybe leaning towards the WRONG SIDE) but I can see 2
statement positions. I can see lots of things! That's but one!
Actually I can't really see it! I kind of logically think it might
happen but I can't REALLY PICTURE IT IN MY MIND'S EYE. THIS WHOLE
PARAGRAPH WAS A LIE PERPETRATED ON YOU BY ME AND SOMEHOW I HAVE NO REMORSE
ABOUT IT AT ALL!
Yep seems to check out. I like the guy who
had to wipe down the podium repeatedly. What's HIS title.
Hey I only need to write two more paragraphs. Sure I'll watch a
Texas ChainSaw Massacre. IDEALLY the sequel to the original one
with Dennis Hopper. IDEALLY lots of things! THEY ONLY HAVE THE
ORIGINAL? FINE I'LL WATCH THAT. HELL I'D WATCH THE ONE WITH R
LEE ERMEY. ERMEY WAS IN THE ARMY LOL. One thing that occurs to
me about Texas Massacres Involving Chain Saw is in NO VERSION do we ever get
inside the head of the Person Whose Committing ChainSaw Massacres in Texas.
It's usually like a family of crazy people, and this one person is
particularly crazy, and he just goes abuot his business with chainsaws and
if a person shows up then that's just their bad luck he's gotta chainsaw
them. That's ALL WE KNOW.
Last paragraph! Look Joe Biden can be a Pimp and
his Super Team can be Classy Ladies (& Classy Fellas) I feel very strongly
about this. Well not really. SURE HAD YOU GOING FOR A MINUTE,
THOUGH. That I felt strongly about anything. I can't feel a
thing. I'm dead inside. Yep that seems to check out. I
can check out R Lee Ermey Edition of The Massacre of Chainsaws on STARZ: THE
STREAMING SERVICE. I feel like I watched that one about 6 or 7 weeks
ago, though. Not NEARLY long enough to watch it again! Gotta
wait until like 12 or 13 weeks to build up to that. I can watch some
HALLOWEENS. It's good because I didn't get to have Halloween so I
can live vicariously through Film. I assume it's just a found footage
documentary of kids taping themselves going trick or treating. Then
they threw the camera (WITH DIGITAL RECORD OF VIDEO) in a river and someone
found that footage at some point. And put it out on the big screen.
And then they put it out on the small screen. Then I get to see it.
Wait what. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Monday, November 23, 2020
Me & My Website
Another glorious day without alcohol. Sounds like an OxyMoron
doesn't it. Also are OxyMorons invariably Moronic?
Gotta figure that's what words mean. What does, "Oxy," mean in this
context, though. Let's LTURQ! ANyway I'm sure there's
some real etymology things going on but I saw one of the half dozen google
suggested questions was, "CAN PEOPLE BE OXY MORONS?" So that
settles that as far as I'm concerned. Oxy means Drugs. Like
Oxygen. Moron means You. Like Not Me I'm The OPPOSITE of Moron.
Norom. Normal. Normal is pretty close to the opposite of
Moron. LA MORON. Looool that'll show those Hollywood
Types! FREUDIAN SLIP, "oxy," might actually ITSELF mean
OPPOSITE or something. Maybe Not You can LTURQ yourselves!
Can't be relying on me for ALL The LURQs. On second thought
yeah MAYBE oxy means opposite but you know what I'm leaning towards IT
Wonderful! Saw some Cabinet Positions
Appointed by President TO BE Joseph Biden. I was all like based on
my own intuition and 80% of people I trust on twitter NOT SO HOT PICKS.
But there was a SOLID 10% where its like Hey a few people I trust on
twitter are, "DOWN," with it! Boy oh boy would I like to be,
"DOWN," with something in Politic. These people I'm Down with they
know what's up. They'll take care of me. That's how Democracy
works, right? I remembr Bernie/Progressives/Democratic
Socialists/Whatever saying during Campaigns DEMOCRACY IS NOT A SPECTATOR
SPORT YOU GOTTA PARTICIPATE. And I was like YEAH! But
you know what? I'm wiped out! I don't think I wanna participate
anymore! Think I'll just be a spectator for a while! THAT SOUNDS
A LOT EASIER AND LESS STRESSFUL.
Cool! What else is going on in wide
world of crap. Lots of Good possibilities for lunch today. Maybe
a CORNED BEEF Sandwich Gotta Eat that sooner or later. Or right on
time. I don't wanna eat it sooner than right on time NOR later than
right on time. Why make me pick between two bad options when Right On
Time is obviously the best option staring me right in the face.
Anyway Personnel is Policy. I heard that somewhere and I was like
YEAH THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. So that's MY lens of Cabinetx
People. What else is going on. Finished #OzTheHBOShowAutumn.
Really burn't out on #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor. Just finished
Season ONE of #TheSopranosAutumnToWhateverIForget. Need a SECOND
and/or THIRD thing to pair (or form a TRIPLET) with that.
What else is going on and crap. Announcing
(Final?) certifications for Michigan and/or Pennsylvania President Race
today. I'm HOPING they go for Biden instead of being prolonged another
Week and/or MORE. Let's get this thing over with RIGHT? THat's
what MY impression is. I have no Alcohol but WHAT IF I took a
Klonopin and/or Ritalin. I LIKE those odds. Probably a
Ritalin. On account of I'm Prescribed that for 2x a day anyway.
I'm UNDERNOURISHED re: Doctor Ordered Ritalin Intake. Anyway NOT
SURE about that Corned Beef Sandwich. Maybe finish that BEEF
SIRLOIN. It's not gonna finish itself! That would be WEIRD.
I can't even FATHOM the logistics of it finishing itself.
Last paragraph of Act I. LA MORON.
NOROMAL. Knocked that one out of the park, had to go out past the
outfield to retrieve it and knock it out of the park again. Golf is
like Baseball if you only had One Ball to play with. Cracked that
code. Dunno maybe I'll watch some more #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor.
I can IMAGINE myself watching one of any HALF DOZEN of
episodes. One of the ones with Radio Show. Another with
Television Show. One with a Circus Freak Show. Maybe one that's
titled "Two For The Show [not show related)" None of that is a
joke in any respect. Those are actually my top 4 ideas. And one
of them HAS Show in the title yet neverthe less does not involve a Show.
Anyway hey finished this Act. Be back in a bit with Act II!
Am I Decent
Well that's just
great. I've even been operating under the MISGUIDED assumption I at
least get beer Tuesday and Wednesday. We're talkin I MIGHT WAIT UNTIL
THURSDAY FINE I CAN LIVE WITH THAT THURSDAY IS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS.
Seems to check out. What else is going on in the wide world of sports.
At what point do Republicans efforts to prolong the clock (Sports Term)
start failing. Just saying over and over again NOPE NOT READY TO
ADMIT DEFEAT YET CHECK BACK NEXT WEEK. Doesn't seem to be a
SOUND Legal Persuasion Argument. They're just being DICKS. One
of my least favorite Political Talking Points everyone does is Can You
imagine if Hillary did this... and/or Obama and/or Whatever... YES I
CAN IMAGINE. I'M A VERY INTELLIGENT GUY I DON'T NEED YOU DOUBTING MY
IMAGINATION POWERS. GET A MORE INSIGHTFUL THING TO SAY YOU DOLTS.
Ah, their hearts are in the right place. Right around their chest.
On I wanna say the left side of their body? You know STAGE
Yep seems to check out. Sure I googled, "Where
Is The Heart," and that's solidly a Dumb Song Title. Oh HEY gotta
finish Salmon. I can do that for lunch. I'm in the mood for
knocking some sort of meal out of the park so I don't have to eat it in the
next few days. Figure I'll aim to eat in Oh I Don't Know around an
hour or an hour PLUS Oh I Don't Know another Half Of An Hour! Why
would they announce Certifications if they're just gonna kick the can down
the road. Seems like a waste of everyone's time to have a nice press
conference celebrating Certificity and then being like FALSE ALARM OUR
BAD CHECK BACK NEXT WEEK. Also, "Certificity," SHOULD be a
word and I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT. Wonderful. It's like
if you were in Jury and then you tell judge you made your decision and then
you're like before THE ENTIRE ASSEMBLED COURT just wanted to say we still
don't know yet. Check Back IN NEXT WEEK.
What else is going on and crap. Gotta imagine
all the conspiricy theories and fake news and whatnot gotta be wreaking
HAVOC on our Jury Trials. They're all like Hmm you and me Other
QNON PERSON WE CAN PROVE THIS PERSON IS A SECRET HOLLYWOOD PEDOPHILE AND
WE'LL NEVER VOTE INNOCENT. Also the premise of that joke is
they're not just being accused of being a secret pedophile but also that
they're a secret HOLLYWOOD pedophile. THey're actually a Big
Celebrity but it's a secret that nobody knows. Yep that seems to
check out. I don't think I'm doing A DAMN THING for Thanksgiving.
Maybe eat a turkey sandwich. No joke! I MIGHT go ahead and do
that just for fun. I might not! IT'S UP TO ME! Get off my
back about it is the point I'm trying to make.
Hey what else is going on. Ya know what, put food
in oven after this paragraph. That seems to line things up pretty well
in terms of Eating Lunch Future and/or Writing Act III Future. I
forgot to read another chapter of #BarackObamaTheBook last night! Oh
well such is life. I'll get back to int today don't you worry.
Really don't worry. I'll read it! Honest! You can take
that to the bank. Then deposit it. Then withdraw it whenever you
feel like it, when circumstances demand that you need to retrieve it.
What was I Talking about. Oh, right. Books. I'll read more
books don't you worry. Really stop worrying these things barely
matter to ME and its my life! You worrying is just way out of line it
doesn't affect you AT ALL. ANd even if it did, NOT A HUGE DEAL ONE WAY
Put salmon in oven! Along with Oh I Don't Know 7
or 8 Half Spheres of Potatoes! Hey you wanna hear something WEIRD?
When this Month begain (both Real Month and Crazysheet Month) Election Day
hadn't even STARTED yet. We were all like man oh man what's gonna
happen. Then we found out what happened over the course of a week!
Good times. Biden TOTALLY WON and is STILL WINNING. ANd ya know
what, truthfully, 100%? GETTING TIRED OF WINNING. Just put his
victory to rest! Us winning over and over and over again is starting
to MAKE. ME. TIRED. Speaking of me getting tired hey
I'm just about ready to put this Act II to rest. Watch a #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
after Act II, before Lunch & Act III. I LIKE those odds.
I'll be back in a little bit! Also yes I. Am. Getting.
Tired. FRom Winning! But I'll never FALL ASLEEP until Winning is
All Over, Said And Done! DEMOCRACY NEVER RESTS!
My Website! Get Your Own
SPOILER ALERT-- I
will find out what's the deal with Michigan Today during THIS ACT OF
WEBSITE. Better take it on a Paragraph By Paragraph basis. I
can't put off Act III indefinitely-- what if Press Conference Re:
Certificity takes place in MORE THAN HOUR? Then I'd look The FOOL by
delaying Paragraphs. ALSO I got lunch going for me RIGHT NOW so even
if I wanted to, "Doomscroll And Chill" it would make my Lunch COLD. I
can't Twitter AND EAT at the same time! I COULD but I wouldn't like
it! Why do something you don't like? I'm sure you got your
reasons. Go ahead and do things you don't like till your heart's
content. Wonderful. Why would they hold a press
conference just to announce they didn't certify. Doesn't Add Up!
Totally Prepared For It, Though!
Hmm, I THINK IN ADVANCE, Michigan ain't
certifying yet? THAT SUCKS. But We Shall Move On! But
yeah THAT SUCKS! The preceding was written as a MENTAL EXERCISE
to see how I would feel. It JUST OCCURRED TO ME I never ripped
off a piece of Paper Towel to Act AS Napkin. Napkins are more
important than ever when you're typing. I can't get my keyboard all
OILY. It's be IRRESPONSIBLE. Anyway it JUST OCCURED TO ME (by
reading it explicitly on twitter) ALL THESE BIDEN PICKS AER FOREIGN
POLICY THEMED. I CRACKED THAT CODE! JUST LIKE THE CODE
CRACKER I AM. ALso I gotta be some kind of idiot to have stopped
Around season 10-13 or something. Now I can PICK THAT BACK UP because
it's THE BEST CHOICE of what I have left and WILL LIKE IT EVEN MORE THAN I
Cool! I was reading one of the books by
Simpsons Writer a few years ago and one little BEHIND THE SCENES JOKE is in
the opening credits when you see THE SIMPSONS appearing in The Clouds
you see the letters THE SIMPS first and Simpsons Writer was like
BECAUSE IT MEANS THEY'RE SIMPLE. IN TERMS OF INTELLIGENCE.
ANd I was like yeah you got us there. Very clever. Doesn't
get much more clever than that. The point is I am as old as the
Simpsons and At What Age does The Simpsons throw in the towel. 40
Seasons? LESS than 40 seasons? MORE than 40 seasons? IT
NEVER EXISTED AT ALL AND WAS JUST A FEVER DREAM I'VE HAD MY ENTIRE LIFE?
Gonna eerr on the side of AROUND 40 seasons. I know it wasn't an
option but I'M BLOWING UP THE RULE BOOK. Hopefully I have a new
rule book ready. Michigan MAY NOT be called yet but THE SIMPS is there
for the viewing! I wrote, "SCENES," wrong in teh beginning of the
pargaraph and Microsoft FrontPage was like, DID YOU MEAN, "SCONES?"
And I DIDN'T but now that I think about it maybe I SHOULD HAVE?
Cool! MAN OH MAN Certificacy coming soon!
WIther its PRO certificty or NON. Or CON. Not NON. Look
I'm making up words, MISPELLING the made up words, I can misuse NON and/or
CON. WHose gonna stop me YOU? ANyway JOHN KERRY IS BACK
IN THE MIX!!!! CLIMATE CZAR. Obviously everyone's
wondering well if you wanted a Democratic Candidate for president who
ultimately never became president to be Czar on Climate WHY ITS ONLY AL
GORE. But John Kerry is okay! I CAME OF AGE during the
2004 President Election. Presumably! I spend several months
coming of age overall, at least. THe point is I made it into FOURTH
PARAGRAPH of ACT III without CERTIFIACY done so I feel like I made the right
decision to Knock Some Act III out of the park. Anyway what else is
going on. One would imagine Websiters Dictionary's word of the year is
going to be CERTIFICIACY. EVERYONE's talking about it its gotta be WAY
UP there on the lists. I'm so stressed I WILL SAVE ONE OF THE 2
SALMON FILETS I HAD SCHEDULED FOR LUNCH TODAY. WHICH IS BAD NEWS I
DON'T WANNA HAVE TO EAT THIS CRAP LATER.
Such is life! Last paragraph of Life! I
MEAN Entry! DAMN TRUMP WINED AND DINED THESE MICHIGAN PEOPLE RIGHT?
Why everything gotta be so dumb and cheatfilled. I dunno but I gotta
finish entry all the same. WHICH TWITTER DO I FOLLOW FOR BREAKING
NEWS. These guys are PUNDITS YES ON THE BALL PUNDITS BUT
PUNDITS AL THE SAME. They don't break the news! Well, at
some point, one of them will! But its easier to follow a Break The
News type ACCOUNT of TV CHANNEL. Also PUNDIT IS A SLUR. They're
Political People maybe they wrote books or articles. Not just Talking
Heads WHERE DO I GET OFF. Anyway hey entry is over. I did it!
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Sunday, November 22, 2020
Let's Talk It Out
Once upon a
time In The West/Mad Man lost his damn mind In The West. ... ... Lovelace is
a mad man, but I don't fear that/ got mad weapons, too, ain't trying to hear
that! Ok that settles that. Got some sort of NURSE in my
house to Give my dad blood or something? Not a transfusion, an
INFUSION. SO I don't think it's blood in and of itself. Just
somethin GOOD for blood. I dunno, maybe it is blood!
Obviously a transfusion is getting blood from someone else. An
infusion might just be getting blood synthesied in a lab or something.
I don't have all the answers! Anyway got 3 beers for today! I
can live with that! Three days without alcohol? WE'LL SEE ABOUT
THAT. Gotta leave house TUESDAY for Endocrinologist, solid 50/50
chance my Mom wants cigarettes on account of We Already Leavin' House, so I
can get beer for Tuesday. These are the days of my lives.
Salmon for lunch probably. Bagel and Egg for dinner probably!
Maybe switch it up! I WANNA IMPRESS NURSE LIKE SEEEEE I BE COOKIN'.
Wonderful. I guess I'd have to offer her some
Egg, though. That's just civilized manners. Ya want some
fried egg? Nobody makes fried egg like me! ON account of me
making it wrong in a weird way. TASTES fine, though! It's
pretty standard what I do. Crack open 3 eggs, mush it around a lot,
particularly with the goal is spreading the yolk as much as I could.
That's it! THen mush it around so more, maybe do a few FLIPS if
I feel like it/can accomplish. Of course I could always offer her some
salmon. Or I could combine salmon and egg! IT'S CALLED A LEO
OMELET EXCEPT FOR THE O. It's called a LE ISLAND IS THE POINT I'M
TRYING TO MAKE. Anyway I've been seeing a disturbing number of
Appointees from President-Elect Joe are corporatist/lobbyist type people.
Gotta HOPE that means its his way of compromising because he's appointing
The GOOD People in Higher Level Rolls! I don't HAVE to hope that but I
choose to and ya know what kinda seems possible? Of course
it's also very possible no these are the people he wants no matter what
level. In which case DAMNIT.
Wonderful. TWO MORE EPISODES OF #OzTheHBOShowAutumn
to go. About HALFWAY THROUGH SEASON I of #TheSopranosFallToIForget.
Figure I'll make myself salmon for lunch. I MADE MY MELON AND NOW I'LL
SLEEP IN IT. Anyway the point is if The Sopranos was 90% what they
implied it would be in Pilot Episode instead of 80% THAT'D BE REAL COOL.
I mean, to some, the way it turned out is probably better! I CAN SEE
THAT! But I would have liked what the pilot 95% was like.
AIN'T TRYIN' TO HEAR THAT. He got MAD WEAPONS, TOO? I
AIN'T TRYING TO HEAR THAT!!! Once upon a time in the west, mad
man lost his damn MIND IN THE WEST. I can't get enough of
those two lyrics in particular. So Dumb but So Fun. Watched
Not-So-Fresh-Anymore Prince of Bel Air reunion. Look if he was fresh
in 1989 or whatever, over Thirty Years later, the bloom has come off the
rose so to speak. Anyway I was hoping for some sort of SCRIPTED
reunion where they're IN CHARACTER And IN A PLOT but oh well you live with
what you get. Presumably. You don't HAVE to. I ain't
here to tell you whether to lie or die.
Anyway. Without Fresh Prince we'd never have
Jim West so we should be thanking our lucky stars. How many lucky
stars is one man entitled to have. Two or three? More like two
or three DOZEN? It's all relative is the point I"m trying to
make. Also I don't, "Buy," astronomers who can be like yep That's
that constellation I know the name of, those are each star I can name by
name. THESE ARE JUST RANDOM POINTS OF LIGHT THERE'S NO WAY YOU
CAN DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THEM. WHat kind of fool do you take me
for. And honestly I've always had a REAL problem with
constellations. These are freakin' Rorschach tests! There's NO
WAY you're trying to make out a shape or several curves or lines and its the
end all be all. It's impossible to settle on one interpretations, and
on a personal level, I could NEVER make sense of a constellation even if you
TOLD ME what to look for. I just see random points of light I CAN'T
PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER MAYBE THAT'S ON ME.
Wonderful. I dunno. Also I have never
seen Wild Wild West but I'm under the impression it makes those Worst
Movies Ever lists. Great song, though! Also I think his name
is Jim West. Wild Wild West not just because The WEST (Part of 1800's
Country) is Wild Wild but also because this CHARACTER (Jim West) has the
tendency to be Wild Wild. Man oh man this movie was based on a
1960's TV SHOW. Even MORE astounding it was a box office bomb.
You'd think with all that audience BUILT IN because they loved the
franchise for Decades it would have done GREAT. I dunno, what else
is Dumb. The point is Yes I Realize the Reunion Special was just a
GIMMICK to get us to watch Fresh Prince on HBOMax. But I outsmarted
them! I'll watch the reunion thank you very much and STILL not watch
the entire franchise. I OUTSMARTED THEM GOOD. I'll be
back in a little bit with more entry.
How About That Crap
great. Beer #2 of III. Sure I mix up digits and roman
numerals GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT. Gonna have the Bagel & Egg for
lunch Get off my back, etc, you know the deal. I read roughly
ONE MORE CHAPTER of Barack Obama's Book Enterprise. We're talkin might
have been as little as Half a Chapter OR might have been as much as One and
A Half Chapters. So, great, what else is giong on. MAN OH MAN if
I can get beer on Tuesday that's only ONE DAY of Week without Beer! I
LIKE those odds. Anyway is it a thing where in no 4-8 months we can
MOre Or LEss go to normal? Cause if so GOTTA START ON OPEN MICS AT
GROUND ZERO. It's like everyone's starting off at the same level!
Now I'm in at The Ground Level which Yes Is What I Originally Meant When I
Said Ground Zero. PLEASE FORGIVE ME MY TRESPASSES.
Cool! Tough being around Nurse in kitchen.
Am I Standing Normally Enough. What about Where I'm Looking. Am
I making any strange or unpleasant sounds. What about when I do
walking is my balance on point. These are the things WE ALL think
about CONSTANTLY but we don't realize until THERE'S A NURSE IN OUR HOUSE.
Tomorrow could be a Key Day in Election 2020. Michigan and
Pennsylvania might certify! Which I BELIEVE may make Trumps path
towards 270 Electoral Votes SLIM TO NONE and SLIM JUST LEFT TOWN. Snap
into a Slim Jim. I WOULD if I Could. Really! I don't
care if it ruins my appetite. Also I don't get the premise of Ruining
one's appetite. You're SATIATING your appetite. That's EXACTLY
what you're supposed to do. No Mike it means you're satiating your
appetite before socially accepted time at Meal PRESUMABLY Communal Meal thus
ruining the whole deal. Well maybe THEY'RE ruining their
appetitive by going several hours without A Beef Jerky. THEY'RE the
wrong ones EVER THINK OF THAT?
What else is going on. Also when Snapping into a
slim jim, does it mean you just take a bite and rip it off haphazardly from
the rest of the slim jim? Or are we supposed to take the slim jim and
SNAP IT IN HALF COMPLETELY. Which I kinda can picture Randy
Macho Man Savage doing in commercial? But the problem with that is
Slim Jim Don't Snap. It's not HARD enough to snap.
It's soft-- there's some give and take to it. You can try snapping it
but you'll have to add some extra effort, twisting it or something, to get
it to properly, "Snap," if we can even call it that. Also are
APPETIZERS supposed to satisfy your appetite or INCREASE your appetite.
Seems like its in some weird middle ground that I don't see the point of
EXCEPT FOR Appetizers are delicious. Ya know that sort of thing.
Wonderful. In all likelyhood, finishing @OzTheHBOShowToAutumn
today. Watch a few episodes of #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor.
Maybe catch an episode or two of #TheSopranosAutumnToIForget. Am I
misremembering or is the slogan REALLY SNap INto a Slim Jim OH YEAH!
I think, to the best of my recollection, Randy Macho Man Savage ALREADY had
OH YEAH! as his Wrestling Campaign Slogan. And then he brought
that to his job selling Slim Jims. Better LTURQ. YES INDEED
he sometimes says OH YEAH after telling us to Snap Into Slim Jims.
Sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn't! I'm VERY happy with how that
research turned out. Imagine the actor who plays Randy Macho Man
Savage having to Talk Like That ALL THE TIME. I mean in tone of
voice. Like a guttural growl. It's not natural! He's
putting an effort into everything he says and IT'S. GOT. To.
Be. Hard. Like A Slim Jim. If You Really. Want.
To. Snap It.
Last paragraph of Act II! They can sell beer in
Morning Not Sundays, right? I'd be getting around to Convenience Store
sometime around 9 AM to Oh I Don't Know 10:30 AM. We'll see how that
goes I guess. Maybe I don't, "Get," stars as much as other people is
living in NYC. I think it's even worse other places, but pollution,
etc. around NYC makes it harder to see as many stars as if I was in Oh I
Don't Know KANSAS. They can see MORE STARS, and See Them BETTER.
That's what I've been led to believe at some point or another. Oh
well such is life. We get to see SKYLINE. WHatever that's
called. Up in the air, particularly facing Manhattan, we see some
pretty SKYLINES. Also I live SORT OF live a block away from a hill so
driving One Way I CAN see some of the Manhattan sky line even though I'm
QUITE Far Away! So I got that going for me is the point.
Anyway I'll be back with Act III in a little bit!
That's Not The Point
Hey got Salmon
going for lunch which is GREAT Because 1) Delicious and 2) get to look
forward to Egg & Bagel for dinner and 3) didn't have to cook with Nurse's
Prying Eyes Judging My EVERY MOVEMENT. Anyway SIDES YOU ASK?
2 Filets of BBQ Salmon with FIVE Half Sphere Potatoes and A SINGLE Dinner
Roll! Anyway I've seen different numbers and based on similar but
different questions, but I get the sense that its around 20-30% of people
who think Trump won Presidency and/or At Least ACCEPTS Biden won presidency.
Which, compared to the thousands of polls I've looked at over the past 9
months... doesn't sound like an insurmpountable people. We can
surmount that number like it was nothing! Surmount it REAL GOOD.
Cool. Man Oh man I still think it's around a 50%
chance I can get beer on Tuesday but I WOULD BE QUITE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
Anyway I started watching Final Episode of #OzTheHBOShowAutumn and Yes It's
40 Minutes Longer than The Average Episode bit I'm STILL GONNA BE DONE WITH
IT SOMETIME TODAY. Also gotta be honest it was BETTER This Time Around
compared to the last 1-3 times I re-watched it. Kinda BACK ON BOARD!
I like Bagel & Egg so much maybe I should stop preparing to have ine 1-2
times a week and AIM FOR 3-4 times FROM THE OUTSET. Maybe lots of
things! This is but one example of a Thing. Are there Afternoon
Open Mics? I feel like I've done Afternoon MUSIC open mics which
PRESUMABLY did Comedy. But just imagine this scenario. It's JUNE
2021. I'm getting ready to do my FIRST OPEN MIC of the year-- an
afternoon open mic. In let's say MANHATTAN. I get there an hour
early and GET A BAGEL WITH EGG from some nearby deli. IMAGINE IT
BECAUSE THAT'S THE HEAVEN I AM POTENTIALLY ON THE VERGE OF!
Eat it in some nearby park. I'm Imagining The Bitter End which I
BELIEVE is Afternoon AND you can do comedy. That's near Washington
Squared Park. Washington Squared is Washington Times Washington .
Washington Times is presumably some sort of Right Wing publication. I
dunno if it exists but if it did I'd guess some sort of dumb Right Wing Rip
Off of Washington Post.
Bitter End, huh? That reminds me of Some
Sort Of Pun I could make with the words Bitter and/or End. LOL THIS
ISN'T EVEN MY A MATERIAL! Finished lunch. How far
away is Delicious Dinner. We're talkin between 5 and 6 hours, that's
my best guess! Well James Carville is still giving me e-mails about
Georgia Run OFf. I like how one Georgia Republic Senator has Covid!
I don't wanna vote for her she'd spread covid all across the sena...
wait maybe I DO want to vote for her. Because I hate the
senate so much! That's how LOTS of people feel. DAMNIT she's
gonna use this November Surprise to her advantage. JUST OUR LUCK
AM I RIGHT!
Two more paragraphs to go. 20 Bonus Guitar
Presets in addition to the 30 ones that are made obvious on Guitar
Amplification System. I don't know WHY they hid these tones. But
the point is Hey these tones ON AVERAGE are better than the 30 other ones
ON AVERAGE. What if I take my AMP to Comedy Open Mics and do my
bits Through A Flanger. WHAT IF. Probably would just CONFUSE
people. Me in particular! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I'd say while
being FLANGED. Comedy has gotta be hard the first few months after
Quarantine. All our previous material is 90% unrelatable.
DOESN'T QUITE RING TRUE ANYMORE. We gotta work on NEW BITS.
So my Five Minutes on Starbucks is OUT THE DOOR. NOw I gotta talk
about... uh... getting DOOR DASH!... FROM STARBUCKS!... STARBUCKS
IS ALL I KNOW PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME.
Last paragraph. Hmm if COVID started being
taking seriously as little as 1 or 2 months ahead of time wonder if
that'll have effected Democratic Primary of Democratic Candidates 2020
Editino. You don't HAVE to wonder that. It's there for
wondering, though! I'm not even gonna wonder it and I CAME UP WITH IT.
Maybe you feel differently I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS.
Also I had no idea so many people liked Thanksgiving so much. I think
AT LEAST 50% of the people who are like I'm GONNA HAVE THANKSGIVING
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT probably would, if pressed, be like Yeah I
Don't really like Thanksgiving... SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO SKIP
IT. BUT THEN THE LIBREALS WIN. The point is I'm Just
Guessing! I personally Really Do like Extended Family Get Togethers!
Maybes me feel Warm & Toasty Inside. Presumably. Who can
remember. Last extended Family Meeting for me was CHristmas 2018.
It's been WEEKS since that. Well, that's true. LOTS of weeks.
Anyway hey the entry is over. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Saturday, November 21, 2020
It's All Coming Back To Me
HEY my Mom
just gave me a great present! A Whole Bottle Of Pepsid! Well,
Half a bottle of pepsid. WELL, a third of a bottle of pepsid.
POSSIBLY no more than 25% full bottle. The point is I can take these
suckers at my leisure and I'm, "Down," with that. How's election
going. We're talkin hmm a few dozen things in motion but In The End
It All Amounts To Bullshit. Well, half of it amounts to bull shit.
MAYBE 2/3rds. ALRIGHT no less than 75% of it is bullshit.
Let's be honest with ourselves! And be LIARS with other people.
Gotta save the best for ourselves only. Let OTHER people be exposed to
the LIES. I only have Oh I Don't Know FOUR #OzTheHBOShowAutumn left to
watch. SOLIDLY into the second half of #TheSopranosFallToWhateverIForget.
#TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor still in play! FINISHED CHapter I of
Barack Obama: The Book That Is Barack Obama. I didn't realize it had
chapters until I got to the end of the chapter! I knew it was divided
into 6 or 8 LONG sections and I thought that was it. Turns out NOPE
chapters WITHIN the segments. Boy did that make me happy. Now
I got an easier way to Structure My Reading.
So I got that going for me. Probably the most
responsible lunch I can have is Salmon but WITH WHAT SIDE. Maybe go
through some Half Potato Spheres but I WILL run out at some point.
That's just math! Supply and demand! Farming! How did they
discover Potatoes. Someone was just looking at the ground and was like
WOAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS Sure I know how Farming
works. In the past. Historical Farming. I think that
was a plot point in Good Will Hunting. If you get that reference,
good for you! If you don't, I don't blame ya! If you THINK you
get it but aren't sure, I wish I could help you find your way to either
getting it or not getting it! Also good chance I don't get
it. This is the life we chose. Also what kind of Classy
Movie blatantly uses such a forced pun in their title. Yep, Will
Hinting IS Good. Also, someone's hunting for Good Will.
HERE'S SIX ACADEMY AWARDS. If Will Hunting was approached with
that title he'd be like what are you stupid that's pretty dumn and trust
me I'm Will Hunting: Intelligence Extraordinaire.
I mean I assume we only have Matt Damon and/or Ben
Affleck to blame. Gotta imagine it's one of theirs fault for Title.
LMLTURQ. I dunno in the ONE Web Page I read 20%, didn't mention Who
Came Up With Name. Those two DID write it. There were
speculations of Ghostwriter but would-be Ghostwriter DENIES IT. The
point is we could do better. C'mon. We could do a lot better!
Maybe GUS VAN SANT came up with it. He'd be the most likely if it
weren't Ben & Matt. GUS VAN SANT, more like GUS VAN SAND.
Movies are like sand. Like sand through an hourglass. These are
teh days of our lives. The point is In HourGlass does SAND KNOW
that its being used to measure a certain amount of time. Sand seems
KIND OF alive in this scenario? Just look at it move in a uniform
fashion. Like it's CONSCIOUS of what's going on. I don't know
where I'm going with that. It makes a little bit of sense to me but
then again I'm a WHAT AN IDIOT.
Cool! Hey only 2 more paragraphs then I get to
take A Break! The thing about Trump trying to steal the election
is its like Uhhhhh You CAN'T Do That. Not just in theory, in
practice! Can't Be Done! For It To Be Done... Why you'd need
some sort of Oceans' Eleven Team of Ultra Criminals to Pull Of Stealing
Election. And I think you may know that, but your gang of
ultra-criminals is Rudy Giuliani And Your Dumbass Kids. So I guess
that's what's going on sort of. When I was a kid Rudy Giuliani wasn't
a joke. He was well respected! He was the major during 9/11.
Thus he was respected. Yep checks out. My Dad BRAGS about how he
knew all along Rudy (Giuliani) was EVIL. MY word not his. But
the point is SOME OF US knew. Like My DAD. The point is MY DAD
IS A WILL HUNTING LEVEL GENIUS. Oh also if the title is like, "Will
Hunting Is Good," obviously there's a dozen ways to interpret that.
Like He's GOOD But He COULD Be GREAT.
Wonderful. I like how they worked in
Ben Affleck's character Into Movie. It's like well this Will
Hunting stuff is all well and good, but WHAT IF HE HAD A FRIEND.
Because ONLY ONE of us can be William Huntford so we need ANOTHER role for
THE OTHER one of us! That seems to check out. Apparently
Barack Obama's mother and/or other family called him BAR as a kid and
not like WILLIAM BARR more like BEAR.. Good Barr
Hunting. Isn't that an ice cream and/or candy bar. Good Bar?
Good Bar William. I forget what I was talking about. So
far my favorite part about Barack Obama is when he was a kid he kept
JOURNALS of Random LAW and POLITIC AND Maybe PHILOSOPHY ETC Thoughts.
I'm on board with journals! In theory! Along the line my parents
threw out half a dozen of my journals/random stuff which was a HUGE Blow and
kind of makes me be like well what's the point anyway. If all of
this is gonna get thrown out in the end. WHY BOTHER. I'll be
back in a bit.
No, That's New...
The point is Am I
40% through the Bruno Kirby episode of #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor YES
I AM. Also Kirby: The Nintendo Game What A Weird Game. I
feel like I've talked about this before here. Kirby is a Cloud who
shoots miniature clouds at the enemy and sometimes can shoot bullets at them
and sometimes inflates and/or sometimes deflates depending on what the
situation demands. Republicans are like WE WANNA DELAY MICHIGAN
CERTIFICATION FROM MONDAY TO 2 WEEKS. And gotta imagine Michicgan
is like Hmm why. And they're like THE QUESTION YOU OUGHT TO
BE ASKING IS WHY NOT. MAYBE WE GOT GOOD REASON MAYBE WE DON'T THE
IMPORTANT THING IS WE CAN IMAGINE WHATEVER WE WANT RE: COUNTING VOTES
AND/OR CERTIFYING ELECTIONS. I'm not sure what Kirby is. Is
he really a Cloud like I said? He displays Cloudlike properties.
But what kind of cloud do you nkow that it sentient. No where, that's
Got lunch going on with Act III presumably. KINDA
feel like a Breakfast Wrap! I can do that! HEALTHY and
DELICIOUS. Even if I HAVE TWO. NOW We're Talkin' DELICIOUS.
Figure I'll put them in oven around Paragraph IV of Act II. Also in OZ
they were putting on a Pretend Play of MacBeth. How THE HELL does
anyone know how to speak Shakespeare. The cadence, the pronunciations,
the rhythm. It totally confuses me I can't make sense of it. And
there's Lots of Rhyme that don't SOUND like rhyme to me but if you're doing
it right yeah I can see how that rhymes. But are they
explicitly TAUGHT Shakespeare. OR are they just GREAT at reading.
Also in OZ they characters are played by actual actors so it makes sense
they'd be good at acting. I still don't LIKE It though. If
Shakespeare was so great, how come he never wrote an, "Adaptation," style
Broadway Play. Also how come Shakespeare didn't write A SINGLE
Broadway Play in his life? Seems like a SNUB.
BUNS. Snubs backwards. Yep that
seems to check out. Also why is that even a phrase! Hey I
wrote a Broadway Play. Well let's let Broadway be the judge of
that. Also how does it differ from Any Other Play. I dunno.
Maybe it's like saying I wrote a Hollywood Movie. Which on one
hand is Nonsense but on the other hand I KIND OF Get It? But
what's the implication of Broadway. Is it GOOD? Is it bad?
Does it just mean, "Mainstream?" I don't have all the answers! I
barely have A THIRD of the answers these days. ALright what else.
Might as well just have that salmon. If not who, when! I think
My Dad thinks the way it works is like Trump is like Ya Know What I'd
Like To Steal The Election and then the next headline right off the
presses is TRUMP DECIDES TO STEAL ELECTION: REMAINS PRESIDENT.
Maybe it IS like that? I hope not! But maybe it is! That's
50% of the impression I'm getting from People Around ME. Not
counting me. If I count me it's Oh I Don't Know 38% of people
Wonderful. I bet the two Vaccines on horizon are
THE SAME THING. It's just a scam to get us to get it twice.
Also, gotta imagine that's available to the super rich. We only
get ONE. They throw some money around, they're getting DOUBLE THE
VACCINES. Hardly seems right. Doesn't seem right one bit.
Have Benjamin Affleck and Matthew Damon been doing any writing in Oh I Don't
Know THE LAST TWO DECADES? BLTURQ. YEP THEY EACH GOT A COUPLE,
"ALSO WRITER," CREDITS IN THEIR FILMOGRAPHIES. Nothing that
notable, though. But ONE OF THEM is a movie YET TO BE RELEASED and
THEY BOTH WROTE ON IT. BLTURQ to see if its As Interesting As It
Sounds. UMM 14th century people fighting each other or something.
That sounds like a snooze but THEY are 67% of the screenwriters AND directed
by Ridley Scott: The Guy Who Directs EXCITING Movies. Also they're
Both In It as actors. Oh well you can't win 'em all.
RIDLEY SCOTT would NEVER stand for a Stolen
Election. I don't know anything about him but he's OLDER THAN BIDEN.
I always kind of imagined him Oh I Don't Know 20 Years Younger Than He
Is. I dunno why I was always imagining him. Probably had a
good reason at some point and then that Wondering just STUCK. Anyway,
hey, get to take a break in a few sentences. I LIKE those odds.
Presumably finish watching Bruno Kirby: The Episode of Tales From The Crypt.
I'm confused as to whats the percentage of Republican Voters who don't
accept Biden won. Is it a third? Half? Two thirds?
Some Other number that isn't roughly one of those three numbers?
I've narrowed it down to one of those. Unless if ITS NOT A NUMBER
AT ALL!!!! Yikes that's scary I'm PRETTY sure a number is what it is but
I dunno maybe I don't know as much as I think I do! Alright I'll
be back in a little bit!
Always With The Titles!
FRUCK Salmon I'm going with TWO BREAKFAST WRAPS: SPINACH AND BACON EDITION.
THat's not a bad idea as a CElebration when Trump officially concedes defeat
and/or something else happens thats Definitely the final nail in the
coffin-- GET A BREAKFAST WRAP GOING. Ideally it'd be Oven'd but
that'd take 40 minutes. Microwave a Breakfast Wrap that's CERTAINLY a
solid way to go. I don't think Trump ever concedes. I mean,
he'll concede, but he won't concede. He'll be like ok Biden
is moving into my house. People are gonna call him president.
But i don't concede. Never. I'll never concede. And
then we'll all be like Ohhh that's Trump Being Trump. Might as well
live with this scenario where Biden gets to be president 98% of the way!
That 2% of the way where previous president refuses to accept his loss
That's Just The Price OF Doing Business!
Under MOST circumstances (when I remember) I would
cut an Oven't Wrap or Burrito IN TWO so I can eat it from the inside out.
So the Fillings don't get messed up. Lsat time I FORGOT TO DO IT and
IT STILL WENT OKAY. THis time I FORGOT TO DO IT, THEN REMEMBERED JUST
NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, but NOW I REMEMBER LAST TIME IT WORKED OUT OKAY,
so here we are is the point. Anyway like I told you read some more
Barack Obama: The Novel and it's pretty good! I got into a groove
where its not just like I am reading some sort of boiler plate from
Barack Obama: The Last Respectable President who is arguably the Mainest
World Figure of the last 20 years... its more like hey what the Hell
this is just some guy. Whose relatable! It's just life
story of JUST SOME GUY. Figure that'll change as the book goes on
and He Actually Becomes President. I don't have to figure a thing!
THE SCIENCE IS STILL OUT on whether I need to figure something or not!
Cool! I read the first sentence of CHAPTER II and
I think it's gonna be about The Love Of Barack Obama's Life: Why It's Only
Michelle Obama. NOW you've lost me. I dunno what else is
going on. I saw Obama released a Music PlayList a week or so ago (to
go with reading his memoir?) and one of them songs was The Beatles--
Michelle. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE UP TO THERE. I CRACKED THAT CODE
IMMEDIATELY. I I lost my virginity to someone named Carly.
There's a Weezer song Mykel & Carli. So basically I CAN TOTALLY
RELATE. Mykel is PRONOUNCED the exact same way as Michael: The Name
Of The Guy Whose Me. Sometimes I forget if her name was Carly or
Carli. 80% sure it was Carly. That SETTLES THAT.
Anyway gonna have beer through tomorrow: an amount that's satisfiable to
myself. Then what THREE DAYS without beer? I can live with
Gotta go to Doctor on Tuesday morning! I can
live with that! Presumably! We're talking BLOOD WORK probably.
A FLU SHOT for some reason no one is really sure of. Maybe see if she
can prescribe me some PROTONICS: The Drug My Gastroenterologist prescribed
but I don't wanna see just for that so maybe SHE can prescribe it.
That'd address all that Pepsid I've been taking presumably. Address it
real good! Anyway whatta do with the rest of my day Post: Lunch.
What kinda stuff to watch. Maybe Finish #OzTheHBOShowAutumn, or at
least get VERY close to finishing it. Maybe some other sort of crap,
what do I Know. Read more Obama Book but thinkin' about saving that
till After Dinner. That's the routine I'm in based on the last 2 days.
Read some book in EVENING not BEFORE Evening not AFTER Evening but During.
The good news is SOLID 50% chance I'll have salmon for dinner. SOLID
50% chance I have meatloaf! I win either way!
Last paragraph. FRESH PRINCE RE-UNION? WHY
THAT WAS ONLY THE 5th or 6th MOST WATCHED REGULAR SITCOM WHEN I WAS BUT A
CHILD. LOL CARLTON DANCING what a NERD. I'll watch
that at the end of this paragraph sure. Also, over the last few
months, I've listened to Will Smith's Wild Wild West (the song for
the movie, not the movie itself) six or eight times and it ALWAYS cheers me
up. It's so bad it's good PLUS it's so good its bad. LOL I
was just thinking of one of the lyrics AND IT AMUSES ME. LOL I JUST
IMAGINED LISTENING TO IT RIGHT NOW LMAO. I dunno. Either 20
or 30 minutes left until Lunch is ready. I did a bad job of
keeping track. Such is life! Anyway what else is going on.
Figure I'll watch some #OzTheHBOShowAutumn directly after this entry.
Maybe while playing WIld Wild West on repeat with The Oz muted.
Maybe lots of things! Anyway I'll see you tomorrow! Oh right
Fresh Prince. I'll watch THAT right now! See ya later.
Friday, November 20, 2020
I'll Give You That
Give Who What
Now? Anyway here's an Thought-Em-Up... the tough part about
overthrowing a majority vote is The Majority Of People Will Be Against It.
Really Makes ya think SOLID B- THOUGHT. Here's another Thought-Em-Up...
it's tough to eat beef jerky be... wait, no its not. I just snapped
into a non-slim jim and ate an entire Half of It. Also slim jim
form of Beef Jerky blows other forms OUT OF THE WATER. You know, the
very long thin cylinders. Much better than just random tiny chunks.
So that's what I had going for me 2 minutes ago. I see they're saying
that if a lot of people have Thanksgivings as opposed to not too many, it
could doom Tens of thousands of lives? MULTIPLE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF
LIVES? JUST SAYING TENS OUF THOUSANDS OF LIVES ALREADY IMPLIES
MULTIPLE TENS OF THOUSANDS?!?!
Anyway. Every day I wake up
and hope for that 2% chance its like TRUMP CONCEDES! Gotta
figure its a 2% chance that I will learn that upon waking up/checking my
phone. Most of the time I'd be awake to find out and even if I wasn't
gotta imagine my Parent(s) would find out and wake me from my slumber.
Anyway. Two times yesterday I got False He Conceded Feelings. I
heard my DAd yelling up at me MICHAEL HE CO... HE... and I rushed
down stairs, "WHAT? WHAT?" and my DAd was like THE DOOR BELL
RANG JESUS CHRIST YOU GOTTA LISTEN FOR THESE THINGS THERE'S SOMEONE AT
THE DOOR RIGHT NOW YOU MUST ANSWER IT. And then the
second scenario was The Exact Same Thing but a few hours later.
Different delivery! Trumps not gonna concede out of the blue. He
needs to set up conditions for him to not be criminally charged and/or
whatnot. I like the premise of that. I DON'T WANNA BE
PROSECUTED FOR CRIMES SO MY MASTER PLAN IS TO COMMIT ONE MORE CRIME
GOTTA IMAGINE THAT'LL PAY OFF SOMEHOW. It's funny but it's also
yep that sort of thing tends to work a lot probably.
Anyway started Obama: The Book. We're talking
re-reading the Preface (I inadvertently read it online already! Didn't
even know I was reading the premise! (Also I like the idea of calling The
Preface The Premise) But anyway a solid oh I don't know SIX?
EIGHT? pages into The Rest Of The Book. Also I know it's
pronounced pref-ess, but I'd much rather go with PRE-FACE. Like that
temporarily happens to John Travolta and/or Nicolas Cage. Gotta take
off their face before putting another face back on. So there's time
they're stuck with just their Pre-Face IN-BETWEEN FACES. Anyway good
for him it's a real great book. This'd be a good book to turn randomly
to pages and pick out a word/short sequences of words at random and be like
HMM WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT. For example, I WILL DO IT RIGHT NOW.
It's a magic trick. Here we go. I'm ready. Are you ready?
Let's go! Twenty-First Century. EMPHASIS MINE.
The word that followed was Economy but I left that out before I just
read it accidentally. Nope, only words my fingers pointed out were
twenty-first century. Was there a dash between first and century?
No one knows for certain.
So, what else. In theory we COULD do a Thanks &
Giving in my house. Three of us! All family! All in same
house for 8 months so there's no added risk of infection! Only problem
is my parents don't feel like Boston Market is worth the risk. WE only
be getting Super Market Deliveries but their Turkey Sides ain't so
great. I tolerated the stuffing-- parents would like it even less.
I don't want any sort of Mash'd Potatoes. Or candied yams. It's
all a snooze! An unappetizing to me snooze. SO the point is we
got that going for us is the point I'm trying to make. Hard part
about overthrowing a vote is that the majority of people will be against it.
INSIGHT -EM -UP. I still feel like that'd be a nice trap. Get
voting rights on the table 1st thing in 2021 and be like well clearly
Republicans you have lots of issues with protecting voting! Let's
address your BULLSHIT concerns while addressing our REAL concerns and put
something together that's good for everybody! It's a nice TRAP
because it TRAPS Republicans. Well look I know it'll go nowhere but
it'd stil lbe like SEE THEY'RE FULL OF BULLSHIT... again. Told ya!
For further evidence they're full of bullshit check back in next week for
whatever we're talking about then!
Yep that seems to check out. Didn't get enough
Sides from Super Market Delivery so I'm gonna have to be creative.
I can't go back to Soup I'M DONE WITH THOSE CRAZY PELLETS. Can
over-rely on some Breads as side. Got some Frozen Fries in Freezer.
So we'll see how that goes. Anyway back to #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
but no long chronological order! I wanna watch an episode I WATCH IT
I'M A BIG MAN I'll watch whatever I want WHENEVER I WANT.
Now of course sometimes it WILL be in chorological order-- even more than
you'd thing if it were completely random. If I finish an episode
and see the next one is PRETTY good I may go with it. I feel very
strongly about this. Hmm better check out what, "Chorological,"
REALLY means... CHOROLOGY-- THE STUDY OF THE CAUSAL
RELATIONS BETWEEN GEOGRAPHICAL PHENOMENA OCCURRING WITHIN A PARTICULAR
REGION. Oh I get it. That checks out. I totally
100% understand what that's all about. Is it like hey an
earthquake happened wonder if that'll set off the nearby volcano.
That's my best guess, and if that's the case, AWESOME I wanna learn more!
And if its not the case I'M DONE WITH THIS CONCEPT SEE YA LATER.
What Am I Some Sort of Idiot
That Checks out!
Anyway got some lunch in the oven. We're talkin Single Fried Chicken
Breast (Not a very busty chicken), 2 WINGS of Buffalo, and Oh I Don't Know
SIX Half SPheres of Potato. Also how come we're always eating Chicken
BREAST. Wouldn't it be more EXCITING to eat the whole set of breasts!
Sure I know what words mean. I know lots of things. SSo
anyway that'll be read in 30-40 minutes. I crunched the numbers AND
EVERYTHING. I think the fun part of of Covid Vaccine(s) is we have no
way of knowing, Now or even in several months when we can get it, the long
term effects! Might make us sick 10 months in. We'll all find
out together that sounds like a blast. That's why my parents never
wanted me getting Laser Eye Surgery. Could make us all blind after 10
sets of 10 months! Seems plausible.
I remember my parents in teenage school (by which I
mean high school) were like maybe we should get you on them growth
hormones get you nice a big IMA EAT YA ONE DAY. And I Was like
hmm that's not great for my self esteem that my parents see my height as
something wrong with me. But anyway I went to a doctor and the
doctor was like nope too late your bones are FUSED nothing we can do.
And my Mom cried. ANd I was like hmm I guess I should be very
sensitive about being short. That's what the universe has been telling
me over and over and over. The good news is when You're A Website
NO ONE CARES. So I got that going for me. When you're short they
let you do it. Not sure what that means. Maybe you'll figure
it out. Get back to me one day if you ever figure it out.
Amazing! LAST SEASON OF #OzTheHBOShowAutumn.
That series just FLEW BY didn't it. Ya know what I got some #JoeBidenKettleChipsToRemember.
I got some #POPChipsRememberThose. Gotta get both because my parents
Also EAt Both. But I could be saving my weekly portion for SIDES for
MEALS. I LIKE Those odds. What other kinds of odds do I like.
Why there's only ONE, THREE, FIVE, and so on. Thirteen.
That's a good Odd. Wasn't that interested in going back to #PopChipsRememberThose
but my Dad turned out to like 'em! Can't taste much of anything!
I probably told you about that. Since LAST summer he's like ya know
what I CAN'T TAST MUCH OF ANYTHING. Now do you get this story.
I said it then I said I probably said it then I re-iterated it from HIS
point of view. IS IT STARTING TO REGISTER WITH YOU YET? GET
Wonderful. Also this may happen due to COVID.
I saw that's a possible symptom. But this goes back to Oh I Don't Know
SPRING/SUMMER 2019. So maybe my Dad was Patient Zero for Losing Taste.
We don't konw! THe facts aren't available to us as of this moment.
Anyway what other president/vice presidents have spent significant amounts
of the lives pre-presidency Living Out Of Country. Gotta imagine
Kamala has. I think her family tree includes people from all over so
it's POSSIBLE. I'd LTURQ, but... ah what the Hell I'll LTURQ.
I didn't see anything based on looking at google for eight seconds.
DID see Georgia is now like NOPE didn't certify quite yet! It
never ends. Except for one day. ONe day it'll end. That's
MY HOt Take. It is a pretty hot take all things considered.
Plus I didn't even bother considering all things! I got BETTER ways to
spend my time is the point!
Well, great, one more paragraph for ACT II. I
said 80 million people who voted for Biden wouldn't enjoy Trump being
president but maybe that context isn't the best. A lot of people WOULD
enjoy Trump being president. Let's put it this way, SEVEN MORE MILLION
voted for Biden than Trump. And gotta imagine there's a meaningful
amount of people who voted for Trump who accept he lost and are like well
I kinda enjoy this Democracy we got going here, I don't want Trump to steal
it! Gotta imagine a lot of things. Mostly positive things.
If you don't imagine them, how will they ever be willed into
reality? Nowhere, that's who! Anyway I'll be back with Act
III in a little bit.
You Know What I'm Talkin' About
assume. Got some lunch going. We're talking the exact thing I
told you it would be. Anyway how steps down from being a Democracy are
we compared to a month ago. We were already not so great and gotta
imagine the last fe weeks drops us down another notch or two. I
DON'T GOTTA IMAGINE ANYTHING ESPECIALLY NOT ABOUT NOTCHES THIS IS A
DEMOCRACY. I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR MASKS TO PROTECT MYSELF AND
FELLOW CITIZENS THIS IS A DEMOCRACY. I WANT THE PERSON I SUPPORT TO
BE PRESIDENT EVEN THUOGH HE LOST FAIR AND SQUARE BY A SIGNIFICANT MARGIN
THIS IS A DEMOCRACY. Anyway for future reference-- to make Fried
Chicken better HEAT IT UP HOTTER even if it means taking it out sooner.
@375 degrees for 30 minutes is BETTER than @250 degrees for 40 minutes!
Whouda think it! YOU! Now that I told yuo. You can
Thunk It for the rest of your life that's a life lesson you can TAKE TO THE
BANK. Very likely Beef Sirloin for tonight. TAKE THAT TO
THE BANK IF YOU'D LIKE AS WELL.
Cool. VERY VERY likely I switch over to some
#TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor after this entry. I forget what
alternative to Cup o Noodles I got yesterday, Computer will remember for me,
but IT WAS THE BEST. 80 more calories but WORTH IT in TASTE and
Satisfaction re: Hunger. I wonder if the reason they un-certified the
results in Georgia is because they heard I was reading Obama: The Book and
wanted to not just punish me but punish ALL OF US for that. Gotta
imagine there's a STRONG possibility that's how the world works.
Anyway 2 beers into the day, figure 2 more overall. Desert Rock,
huh. I'm on board with that name! I'd be even MORE on board
if it were Dessert Rock but Desert is pretty solid re: names for
Guitar Tones and Whatnot.
Wonderful! Only three more paragraphs. If
My mom isn't, "Down," with Beef Sirloin I figure I'll make myself some
Salmon! It's good to have back up plans! I've said this before but one
of the greatest betrayals in my life is when I discovered that in KFC the,
"regular," wings and drum sticks were CRISPIER than the, "Crispy," wings and
drum sticks. WHAT DO WORDS MEAN ANYMORE. How can I trust ANYBODY
about ANYTHING. EIther way FUCK this Fried Chicken from Super
Market I'd get some KFC in a jiffy instead. DEFINITELY Pop Eyes.
THey got some nice sides! KFC has the biscuits and potato
wedges, those are pretty good. But Popeyes has, I dunno, other stuff,
I CAN'T REALLY REMEMBER. Probably biscuits as one thing. Better
LTURQ. YEP BISCUITS. CAJUN FRIES. Imagine a world post-
Trump, post- Covid, where we can just be like HEY I'M ENJOYING THE LIFE
THAT I'M LIVING I MAY GET POPEYES FOR DINNER TONIGHT WHY NOT THERE'S
NO REASON OT DO DO AS I FEEL.
Yep that seems to check out. Solid 80% chance
Trump won't be president next year and AND That We'll be able to responsibly
stop quarantining 100%. Man oh man that sounds like an impossible
dream but ALSO I LIKE THOSE ODDS! 2021 AMERICANS BACK IN ACTION.
And being back in action is What Else EATING FAST FOOD. Pretty, "On
Brand," for Americans to celebrate their new found freedom by being like
YESSSS YAY FAST FOOD HERE WE GO. On brand AND ultimately ACCURATE
AND ultimately DELICIOUS. The pint is I'm pretty sure none of my
Immediate Home Family has COVID. Last time one of us went somewhere
was about a week ago and No SYmptoms or anything! SO FAR SO GOOD we
still DOIN ALRIGHT. I, "Get," that many people quarantining have
access to Fast Food re: Door Dash, etc. BUT I DON'T so get off my back
Last paragraph! I still feel like there's a Third
SOLID Popeye's side but it can't be. I checked PopEyes Website
themselves. The SIDES page of the website! Ah what the Hell I'LL
DOUBLE CHECK. Nope nothin. I mean they do have other
sides but nothing I would have been interested back in the day in 2008 when
I lived near a Popeyes and would get it PRETTY regularly. SUCH IS
LIFE! POPEYES TOTALLY delivers to my House but I can't get it
Re: At RIsk Parents. Oh well such is life. I bet if it was
BOSTON MARKET my therapist would be on board and would POSSIBLY be able to
convince my parents. POPEYES? That's just a pie in the sky Young
Person's Dream that may never ever come true. WHat else. Entry
is over. I'll see you guys tomorrow PRESUMABLY.
Thursday, November 19, 2020
I Take Full Responsibility For Website
responsibility. Some of the the responsibility falls on GoDaddy, on
The Internet, and also on The World Wide Web. Is there any way The
Internet and The World Wide Web are different? Obviously there's a 95%
overlap. But it's POSSIBLE the terms originally meant something
slightly different! I feel very strongly about this! Anyway
started re-watching #TheSopranosFallToWatchOrSomething. We're talkin'
Episode I! What's it all about am I right. I know it's GOOD but do
I really GET IT? Probably Not! Pretty much, hopefully, DONE
with #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFOr. I'm through with it!
I've gotten all I can out of it! For at least 5 more weeks! When
it's WINTER. How come there's no fancy names for Winter Spring and
Summer. Yeah Fall is Autumn, GOOD FOR FALL. Winter needs a
Classy Name, too! Hmm let me get back to you on this.
Cool! Wiped down most Grocery Stuff.
Stuff that needed to be Fridged and/or Freezered! Including Four count
'em FOUR cans of beer for today. Apparently Trump still doesn't want
to concede defeat. Which is weird because he very clearly lost by a
significant margin! Not sure what his angle here is.
That's My Hot Take! Also I sympathize with people getting death
threats! As someone who has had Paranoia in my past it SUCKS having to
be paranoid! Doesn't matter if it's real or imagined! The
good news is that from my experience as your mental health gradually
improves the paranoia will disappear after Oh I Don't Know A DECADE OR TWO!
Anyway I got A LOT of good options for lunch today but I think I'm gonna go
with Oven'd Fried Chicken and FINISH THAT THERE SPANISH RICE from last week.
Gotta do it!
Wonderful. I know Trump doesn't Take Questions
anymore burt can someone ask him what's the deal with people threatening
the lives of Government People Not Going Along With Coup. You On board
with that? Maybe they're not asking because they know the answer.
They're Fine People! Duh! We know that's how he feels.
Ugh. Makes me sick to my stomach! I was, "Into," getting a
bottle of Liquor to last me 2 weeks instead of an 18 Pack of beer for one
week. Almost exactly the same amount of Alcohol, but Socially and
whatnot more accepted to drink a few beers a day then a few drinks of Oh I
Don't Know WHITE Rum? The good part about The Sopranos is THERE'S TOO
MUCH GOING ON. I'M HAVING PROBLEMS PROPERLY ABSORBING THIS WHAT TO
THINK ABOUT WHAT TO THINK. Anyway my Dad was whistling Godfather: The
Tune and I was like hey you ever watch The Sopranos and he was like
no I used to think it was a show about singers and I was like who wants
to see that! Which is funny because it reminded me I
ALSO used to think it was a show about singers. OPERA Singers, in
my mind I narrowed it down to that. So anyway my Dad and I are on
the same wavelength. Presumably. To the extent that anyone can
be on a wave length. And such that another person could also be on THE
Cool! I think I got Obama: THe Memoirs: Act I
yesterday so presumably Oh I Don't Know TOMORROW I can start reading it!
Sex and/or The City. I was trying to think of other wrong ways
to misinterupt titles of HBO shows from 20 years ago. Couldn't come up
with any! Instead I came up with Sex And/Or The City. So
we got THAT going for us is the point. MR SHOW? More like...
uhh... Get Back TO Me On This. Fascinating, this is good stuff.
Instead of Orange Soda to pair with Pepsi, I got 2 bottles of Diet Dr
Pepper. Diet Dr Pepper, eh? He can diet himself. I mean
I get maybe his eating is out of control but I'm in no way an authority on
diets and how we should Diet Doctor Pepper. A+ STUFF. That
riff could be a MR Show SKETCH DEFINITELY. Is it a thing where we can
get bipartisan people to pressure Trump to concede? Because he lost?
Very clearly? Indisputably? Gotta imagine that could be a
Probably. I wouldn't put it past our Ruling
Class. Good thing we have a Ruling Class because in certain
circumstances they MIGHT prevent a despot. Solid 50/50 chance our
Ruling Class helps protect us from Despots! I LIKE those odds.
Hey Michael there has been half a dozen relatively Solid/Well Known
Republicans who call Biden president elect. WONDERFUL. NOW
ALL WE NEED IS THREE HUNDRED MORE! I'm good at politics because I
let people steal elections and usurp power DUHHHHHH. That's their
inner monologue! ALl the time! 24/7/2. Two weeks.
That's where the, "2," comes from. Solid chance I Start episode 2
of #SopranosTheHashTagIHaven'tSettledOnYet. Oh, right. #TheSopranosFallToWatchOrSomething.
That's the first try I did and Why Not it's good enough! Sopranos,
eh? I like his Family. They're INNOCENT OF CRIMES and I can
relate to that! Having been innocent of crimes Myself. In real
world. The point is Hey I'll be back in a little bit!
That's Where You're Wrong
I am VERY MUCH
looking forward to Lunch in about 1-1.5 hours. Gotta put Fried Chicken
in The Oven: The Way To Heat Up Food Sometimes. Rice NOPE MICROWAVE
FOR RICE. Look Comprise for #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor--
just watch the episodes I Kinda Particularly Don't Dislike For The Most
Part. IN ORDER. Still going in order but just skipping the
Snoozes. Anyway how did Top Line Great Actors know it was a good thing
to do a Tales From The Crypt. DId they actually see it and be like
HEY THIS IS THE TOPS FOR A GREAT LINE ACTOR LIKE ME I WANNA DO IT.
Or were they just contacted by Tales From The Crypt and Tales From The Crypt
was like TRUST US ITS A GOOD GIG SOLID SHOW WE GOT GOING FOR US HERE
TRUST US IT'D BE GOOD. Not a lot of cross over between The
Sopranos and an OZ and/or The Wire and/or Tales From The Crypt.
THERE'S A FEW THOUGH Edie Falco, that's the obvious one. Steven
Busciemi was in both The Sopranos and Tales From The Crypt. I'll
keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.
What else is going on and crap. I know people
always talk about October Surprises but from now on they'll be talking about
November Surprises and the surprise is the losing candidate tried their
hardest to overturn the election. I was surprised! NOt
really. I was somewhat prepared for this situation but I STILL
couldn't really fathom how it would play out in practice. Figure I'll
put food in Oven in about 10 minutes. Eat around Oh I Don't know 50
minutes from now. Anyway my Dad wants me to leave the house (Risky!)
to get a Flu Shot (Dumb!). The point is I'm not Leaving The House to
AVOID all sorts of flu. To go ahead and get a flu shot IT CANCELS
ITSELF OUT. That sort of thing.
Is it a thing where people tell Trump he can't steal
the election. What does he think One Thing Is Gonna Work and then
we're all gonna be like HEY HE GOT US BACK IN ACTION FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS!
Because I can tell you pretty confidently You Lost The Election.
And that' there's no scenario that the clean majority of people who voted
for Biden would agree for you to usurp power and try to be president or
something. Oh let Trump do his thing he's only trying to save face.
This isn't him saving face! He's destroying his face even more!
By the end of the month he's gonna have worse face than The Elephant Man!
Which kinda makes sense He IS The Elephant Man in my respects.
Well, mostly just that he makes me want to vomit. Also Republicans=
Elephants I dunno where that comes from but It Is nonetheless.
Cool! Back to Episode II of #TheSopranosFallToWAtchOrSomething.
We're talkin' I'm a solid ONE THIRD THROUGH this specific episode. My
favorite character is ADEBESI. He was in OZ. Ok my favorite
character is EDIE FALCO. She was in Oz... BUT ALSO THE SOPRANOS!
YAY! Isn't there a nintendo character Falco. And
he was Star Fox's friend I think and also was one of the Super Smash
Brothers. Also if they're all Super SMash Brothers why all the
fighting? They shuold be friends. Maybe they are all friends,
brothers, but they just gotta let loose once in a while, Uppercut each
other and whatnot. That sort of thing. Also a handful of the
Super Smash Brohters are Female. I guess they're being Gender
Progressive saying Females can be Brothers. I dunno I don't have all
the details on the implications of Female Smash Brothers. Hey it
just occurred to me that Joe Biden won the election. Gotta imagine
That Counts For Something.
Where is Joe Biden EVERY DAY on TV reminding us he is
President Elect. The more you let Trump set the narrative the more
the narrative makes us believe Trump is still The Guy. Anyway I put
Fried Chicken In Oven. Totally! Three pieces. TIny wing.
Smallish-Breast-Considering-How-Big-Breasts-Can-Sometimes-Be. I bet
Obama's book will make Trump admit defeat. Freakin Criminal.
Crime Family Bullshit. He's like The Sopranos but not as likable!
Also Sopranos never STOLE AN ELECTION. That's the biggest thing you
can steal! Other than quarries and stadiums! THe point is YES I
was planning on having only 2 of the 4 pieces of fried chicken but the size
of these pieces FORCED MY HAND to have 3 out of 4! So, great, I Got
that going for me. Return with Part III with lunch presumably. I
presume a lot of things! This is but one example of Something I
presume! Be back in a bit.
That's What I Thought
Totally what I expected! Hmm thirs fried chicken isn't so great.
Next time Gotta Get Boston Market and/or Chicken. BETTER LURQ
which name came first and which name came second. Boston Chicken
FIrst. Became Boston Market in WTH 1995? I shuoldn't be able
to remember Boston Chicken so vividly, then! I WAS SIX YEARS AGO WHEN
IT CHANGED. Is it possible they MOSTLY changed to Boston Market but
the one in the Bay Terrace Outside SHopping Mall didn't get the message for
a few years? SSure everythings possible. Like Trump having
actually won the election fair and square. Wait NOPE THAT'S NOT
POSSIBLE. Jesus Christ you assholes. You can't POSSIBLY believe
he actually won the election fair and square. Put an end to this for
Gods Sake. The point I'm trynig to make is I dunno about Boston
Chicken but Fried Chicken from The KFC is better than this fried chicken.
We all know how Boston is known for its chicken. Or its
Markets. Maybe that's why they changed the name. Hmm turns
out people don't, "GET," BOSTON CHICKEN. BUt maybe they'll find that
Boston Being Known For Its Markets is a little easier to swallow. A
little bit more believable. Wonderful. What was the first
Fried Food and HOW. Also lets get into it which do I personally
prefer as a title, Boston Market or Boston Chicken. First instinct
is Boston Chicken but that might just be nostalgia talking.
When I was Six I was REALLY into the title, "Boston Chicken." Also
what do I know maybe Kentucky isn't really known for its fried chicken
either. I just bought in that KFC was a thing Hook Line And Stinker.
Hey no more rice for an entire week. I LIKE those odds.
I know there's a lot of focus on the 1 or 2 dozen people actively trying to
Throw A Coup but don't sleep on the EIGHTY MILLION PEOPLE WHO VOTED
FOR JOE BIDEN. That's MY Hot Take.
Fascinating. I'm presumably one of those 80
million. I certainly TRIED to vote. BUt NYC hasn't tallied 'em
all yet. And also maybe I denied for some reason no one is reall sure
of. Either way such is life. Do you know what was a good chicken
sandwich Why It's Only CHick-Fil-A. PRETTY sure the only Chick-FIla-A
in NYC is in an NYU cafeteria. That's what I'd been led to believe.
So basically if I wanna live in NYC and I wanna eat Chick-Fil-A my ONLY
OPTION is to re-enroll in NYU. Nows the PERFECT TIME nobodies learning
ANYTHING because of quarantine. I'll sneak in, take a few 1 on 1
classes, eat some Chick-Fil-A... all the pieces are finally coming
Wonderful. Another entry ALMOST down.
If Biden himself doesn't wanna appear on TV every day to Push Back against
Trump Couping Attempts he shuold delegate someone else to do it. Why
It's Only Kamala Harris. Get her on TV every day I'd BUY IT!
EIther with her Famous Shtick of CRACKING UP all the time Or Just Being A
Normal Person. I guess we're supposed to assume that for Biden to show
up every day to denounce Coup it would look petty. Like why give
oxygen to it. Because IT'S GOT A LOT OF OXYGEN TO IT ALREADY SO IF
YOU NOT LET'S SAY KAMALA HARRIS that's what Vice President Elects Are For!
The point is the most responsible meal I can have for dinner is salmon.
ANd I may enjoy it! Probably the way to go, all things considered.
One's gotta imagine that there's some restaurant SOME WHERE where you can
just order an apetizer of Fried Chicken Skin. I don't LIKE IT, too
unhealthy, but in theory I'D LIKE THAT OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE IT.
What kind of BEEF could I have for dinner.
First thought was oh got that Beef Sirloin again. Second
thought was hey got that Sliced Corn'd Beef again. Third
thought was yeah if I wanna have a Beef eat some of that Corn'd Beef is
the responsible way to go. So we'll see how all that shakes out.
The thing about the coup is I Don't Know What The End Game Is. But I
get the feeling THEY might. Also am I an idiot for pronouncing it
Coo. Is it REALLY pronounced Coop? Cant be.
LMLTURQ. Yep I was right. I must be some sort of genius!
It takes a genius to admit he's not sure of something that most people know.
It's in the admitting he's dumb that he ascends to genius status! I
never ate the pickle, but I enjoyed the left-over taste, but in Chick-Fil-a
for some reason they topped off the chicken with ONE SMALL SLICE of pickle.
A tiny slice right in the middle. I dunno how they crunched the
numbers that that's the best way to go with Chicken TOpping but IT WORKS.
I wouldn't EAT the pickle but to be honest I probably enjoyed the ZEST it
added to that Very Center Of Chicken Sandwich. Hmm. That's
one way to finish an entry. SEe ya later!
November 18, 2020
One Title Down
NEWS-- no beer today. GOOD NEWS-- enjoying a delicious Breakfast Wrap
RIGHT NOW. GOOD NEWS-- looks like both Georgia Run Offers are highly
competitive. GOOD NEWS-- never got this flavor of Breakfast Wrap
before and IT'S DELICIOUS. Anyway lets get this out of the way-- 2
meals for Day are Finishing Elbows: The Macaroni Shape with Some Chili AND
MAYBE A DINNER ROLL and the other meal is Oh I Don't Know a FROZEN MEAL +
SPANISH RICE. The point is I haven't donated one cent to Georgia Run
Off Candidates do I Feel Like I'm Doing My Part. Anyway best thing we
can do is get Good Coverage, "Trending," A nice POSITIVE video of
Democrats and/or a nice NEGATIVE video of REpublicans. A picture is
worth a thousand words! And a thousand words is worth Oh I Don't Know
FIVE DOLLARS! And remember this is a MOVING picture. So let's
say Five Dollars a Frame? The point is worth a lot of dollars.
I'd get it Trending but I have but one follower on
Twitter. I pity them. Probably one of my cousins.
Oh well such is life. I haven't Tweeted ALL YEAR. My Fan
must be missing me! When did I stop Facebooking. I feel liek it
was A NOVEMBER. Either a year ago or TWO years ago. I've
narrowed it down to that! EASY THERE. GOOD CHANCE IT
WASN'T NOVEMBER. Oh well such is life. I saw Michael J
Fox has got a memoir coming out. That must be difficult for him.
I guess he can afford Stenographers 24/7. Would need Multiple
Stenographers for that. You can't be stenographizing 24 hours a day 7
days a wek. THEY NEED REST. I think 3 stenographers could cover
it, 4 would be even better. He says he's withdrawing from acting and
we're all like HEY THAT'S TOO B... look lets be honest I haven't seen
Michael J Fox IN A THING in a long time. Also I like Michael J
Fox! Back To The Futures easily makes my top 10 movies. It's a
franchise! Counts as one movie, though! I don't make the rules
but I don't break the rules.
The FRIGHTENERS that's a good one. Really shows
off Fox's Acting Chops. Also he works his Parkinsons into the
character a bit where you wouldn't notice it without knowing he had it and
it just looks like an acting choice. BUT IT WORKS. No Foolin!
Also he of course is a short guy. At his age, he MAY be no taller
than me! THAT'LL LEARN 'EM, THAT'LL LEARN ALL OF 'EM. Hey I
may have thought of this before but is it a thing where I can just Pretend I
Need to be in a wheel chair so no one can really tell how tall I am
specifically in relation to other people. My guess is Yes I could
do that and I'm sure there are DOZENS of people out there in America faking
disabilities, not for financial aid, but for PERSONAL reasons.
There's that guy in Better Call What's The Deal With Mary. But
that's a FICTIONALIZED version. C'mon that's just A Story!
Awesome! Beer Re-up tomorrow. Got Obama:
The Book yesterday but will not crack it open until tomorrow OR MAYBE EVEN
FRIDAY. It's gotta have CarolinaVirus all over it not BECAUSE of
Obama but IN SPITE OF Obama. Yep that seems to check out. I
read a tiny expert with Obama talking about his sexual exploits in college
and I was like WAIT A SECOND I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE ABLE TO RELATE
TO OBAMA IN THIS BOOK. SEXUAL EXPLOITS? NOW YOU'VE LOST ME.
BEING PRESIDENT, THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND. FUCKING AROUND IN COLLEGE AND
I DUNNO WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. So I got that to look
forward to. Is it possible that Trump being president is some sort of
Hazing Stunt. Yep seems to check out. I was thinking
about it and maybe Trump IS the natural successor to Obama. Obama made
us comfortable with Black Folk. Then Trump comes along and we can
ACTUALLY SEE how Black Folk are routinely undermined and exploited and
denigrated and taken advantage of and threatened and intimidated and abused
and ignored and undervalued and whatnot... cause that's whats
happening to ALL OF US NON TRUMPERS (not to the same extent duh).
Either More than it had been before or it's just More Obvious than before.
Not sure if that's an insight em up! I may have had to use the n-word
to drive the point home. Under Trump we are ALL n-words.
Well we got that going for us is the point. Also I know its an
exaggeration but I Don't Know KINDA INSIGHT?
The good news is WE CAN ALL HAVE DELICIOUS
BREAKFAST WRAPS. That's not a joke. You can get one too!
No one's gonna stop you! Get it DELIVERED you don't wanna go out and about
and get the CoronaVirus, but get it all the same. Anyway Today's
Breakfast Wrap was JIMMY DEAN BREAKFAST WRAPS-- SPINACH AND BACON. I
was very surprised to learn spinach actually tastes pretty good, a few years
ago when I first tried spinach. I have some more thoughts on spinach
but I started writing them and was like i went through all this before.
THIS HAS ALL BEEN SAID BEFORE. Maybe not the thought I DID jot down
right now. Spinach Surprised me in Terms of Taste. And
that's really the only point I wanna make anyway. Anyway that insight-em-up
last paragraph isn't an ULTIMATE insight em up. It's not a 100% Great
Take on Trump and/or Obama and/or Anything. Just a fleeting theory!
GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT IS THE POINT. Man it's hard to decide what to
have for lunch. On the one hand Macaroni is delicious but COULD have
been cooked a bit better. On the other hand Frozen meal is DELICIOUS
but may not be very strong in supposed Anti-Hunger effects.
Such Is Life
reason I'm experiencing a Spinach Renaissance is that the LAMB SAAG frozen
meal is Lamb wrapped up in spinach. Spinach is delicious hows THAT for
a slant rhyme. To be fair as a child I can't think of a SINGLE
vegetable I could stomach. Corn. SOMETIMES corn. Corn on the
cobb! Loose Corn VERY DISGUSTING. Potatoes but fine NO POTATOES
IN THIS LIST. Cheating! Probably Broccoli once a month if my
Parents FORCED it upon me. That sums that up. If anything if you
want your kid to eat healthy let him eat crap to raise him! Reverse
Psychology! You're like hey it's Triple Cheeseburger Night Again!
and your kid is gonna rebel and be like Nah WHEN I GROW UP I want this
spinach stuff. Spinach everything. Like in Forest Gump but
Spinach instead of Shrimp.
Wonderful. What else is going on in the wide
world of Cutlery. This wasn't about Cutlery at all it was about
FOOD cutlery is what cuts and/or scoops up and/or STABS food.
Also-- chop sticks-- cutlery or not? Let's get our best and
brightest working on that one. I started eating Macaroni with Fork
last night because Hey Other Pasta you need work. Not Macaroni Elbows!
I went half a cup using a fork until I finally gave in and admitted the
defeat I had realized after the first 2 bites-- gotta switch over to the
spoon. Also I was using fork for chili but even with that I was like
ya know this proportion of Solid Chili to Liquid Chili, need a spoon for
this sucker, too!
What kind of voyeuristic cuck shit is it for Trump to
continue being like THEY WON'T LET US WATCH THE COUNT. OR THE
RECOUNT. I WANNA SEE THEM COUNTING THE VOTES AGAIN WITH ME LOSING BY
WIDE MARGINS. KEEP THEM COUNTS COMING WE GET OFF ON IT.
Gottem! To what extent can Trump, personally, in and of himself,
unable to admit that he lost the election. Does he BELIEVE he actually
won it? I dunno he's pretty stupid so I wouldn't put it past him.
Stupid AND Grandiose! I CANT LOSE THAT MAKES NO SENSE. I'M
THE GRANDIEST PERSON IN THE ROOM YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THIS OTHER GUY
BEAT ME?!?!? SOUNDS LIKE A SCAM. You know, that sort of
thing. Halfway through entry. No alcohol! Wonderful.
Had about THREE DROPS of liquor left over which I poured into coffee!
Couldn't really taste it too much but A VERY LITTLE BIT and I'm like
alcohol in coffee where have you been all my life. 2009? I was
at a party and I had a coffee +alchol (I think they call it an IRISH
COFFEE). So it's been Around All My Life starting 2009 or so.
Wonderful. Maybe a CARROT here or there.
Either full carrots or slices of carrot. I dunno. You can go
with the Carrot or you can go with the stick. Well neither one is
optimal. Each have SOME positive aspects. Carrots will keep me
nurished but sticks, I think the implification is You Will Hit Me With The
Stick, which I don't know if I'm on board with... but then he implication
would be you'd also hit me with the carrot! That might hurt, too!
Look, if you're just GIVING me a carrot OR a stick, I could make some use
out of a stick. Depending on he make up of the stick. Ya know
that sort of thing. So the point is what do I got in store for the
rest of the day. Why It's Only more TV On the computer, 3 meals, a
shower and/or bath, some music listening to... HEY great news! Guitar
Amplification System had THIRTY pre-sets of guitar model sounds which are
all great.. I FOUND A BONUS TWENTY that they have hidden for some reason.
And ONE OF THOSE 20 BINGO THAT'S THE SOUND I'M USUALLY GOING FOR.
They call it, "Desert Rock." Gotta LTURQ WHY IT'S THAT AND WHAT IT
MEANS. But either way Yep That's The Tune! LMLTURQ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_Desert_Scene I can't paraphrase
EVERYTHING for you check it out yourself!
Cool! Plus now I can modify it a thousand
ways to PIN POINT my sound. PIN POINT it GOOD. What else is
going on and crap. At this point lunch'll be in 2-3 hours from this
very moment. I'll hold myself to that! Presumably! Unless
I change my mind! Then I have no incentive to really put up a fight!
Whatever I decide'll be fine, just fine. Anyway maybe watch some #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFOr
after Act II. It's an episode I find PARTICULARLY SNOOZY but gotta get
it out of the way if not now when? I have no idea which meal to have
for lunch. IT'S A TOSS UP AT THIS POINT ANYONE'S GAME. I had a
dream last night the MLB playoffs were still going in 2020 and the METS MADE
THE PLAYOFFS and then I was like wait a second the Mets didn't make the
playoffs so in the dream I looked at the standings and it confirmed
yes the Mets solidly missed the playoffs... who are these people trying to
convince me the Mets made the playoffs? The playoffs that are
currently going on? I'll be back with Act III.
Don't I Know It
point is Hello Time For Act III. I can't have alcohol right now but I
have a nice Runner Up beverage Why It's Only Orange Juice! Mixed with
Water. It's like when you get 50% less calories Orange Juice.
Says it on the bottle! Gotta imagine that's just Regular Orange
Juice And Water. I mix it myself and save DOZENS OF CENTS over an
entire life time! Just kidding. If I did this every week I'd amass
THREE FIGURES, MAYBE FOUR FIGURES JUST MIXING IN MY OWN WATER.
Gotta cut corners in this economy! Presumably. I dunno much
about THIS economy or ANY OTHER economy. I know you're supposed to
shake up Orange Juice before pouring it out because My Dad tells me every
time and every time I DO shake it up and he's always like NOT ENOUGH SHAKE
IT MORE and I'm like LOOK I'M SHAKING IT EVEN LONGER THAN LAST TIME WE HAD
THIS CONVERSATION WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END. And he's like
WHEN YOU'VE SHAKEN IT ENOUGH.
You know, that sort of thing. Also this ain't
no PULP orange juice. I can see why that would need to be shaken.
I just don't get this at all! I BELIEVE my Dad I should shake it.
I'll give him that. I just think he's asking for TOO MUCH Shaking.
Anyway I dunno anymore I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE. Still got a
bid of stuffing left. I could add that to macaroni + chili.
Instead of A Bread. Just have that Stuffing IT HAS BREAD IN IT.
CORN BREAD! If their descriptions of products could be trusted, at
least. HEY wearing contacts for first time in a week or two. YES
I am still wearing the prescription for One Eye for Both My Eyes.
Gotta cut corners! Hopefully that doesn't Cut my Corneas.
GOTTEM. Gotta imagine that's one potential side effect of using
Wrong Shape/Fitting contacts. Gonna cut up your eyes! The edges
of contact lenses can get pretty sharp PARTICULARLY if they're drying out.
Anyway I, "Watched," that #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
thats a snooze. Next episode STILL A SNOOZE. Slightly less of a
snooze, so we are making progress. The point is what else is going on
and crap. I will have a BATH and/or SHOWER BEFORE MY LATE LUNCH not
after NOT DURING but BEFORE. When I was a kid I was scared of
taking showers for some reason. Lemme rephrase that-- I was afraid of
being alone in the bathroom without an easy way to escape. And I would
offen leave the bathroom door OPEN just a crack in case I needed to run out
of the room screaming. We're talking when I was a teenager.
In high school. Gotta leave the door open a crack so if a ghost
(OR WHATEVER) shows up I Have As Easy Access An Exit as possible. The
point of this story is You Can Never Be Too Careful. Leave doors open
when YOU'RE bathing. That 1 in a 100 time where there IS a ghost
and/or Human Who Means You Harm you're gonna be happy you have a way out.
Wonderful. Has anyone anywhere EVER taken a shit
Facing the toilet tank. Whatever it's called. You straddle the
toilet seat in the wrong direction is the point I'm trying to make.
And then DOO your thing. Hmm gotta try that out one day. I'll
put that on my To-DOO LIST. Yep that checks out and everything.
Anyway you will be FASCINATED by this. My last portion of Stuffing, I
Put some ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER ON IT (after heating it up) and it made it
great! Stuffing Can and MAY BE and COULD BE sweet! So I just
TOOK THE INITIATIVE and tried it out and it worked! 20% Better than
without it with this specific stuffing! You nkow that sort of
thing. For some reason my Therapist is always Pushing Boston
Market (Or Is It Boston Chicken) on me. I may have talked about this
before! It's important. EVERY thanksgiving she's like you're
gonna do Thanksgiving? You should get Boston Market. They're
great, they got everything you need. Just try it! If you've
never had it, just try it! Pretty much every ThanksgivingTime
Discussion for at least 4 or 5 years. I feel like I must have had
Boston Market and/or Boston Chicken... whichever one was it's Original Name.
Last paragraph! Just FINALIZED POTENTIALLY my #MyWeeklySuperMarketDelivery.
Hmm a new hashtag? I'm always on the look out for new HashTags!
Especially in Oh I Don't Know FIVE WEEKS from now when it's a new Season!
We're talkin WINTERS TO REMEMBER. 2020-2021 Winter to remember!
I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE REMEMBERING HALF IN JEST
AND HALF SINCERE. Also YES I'm getting TWO things of Beef Jerky.
One, 'CHOMPS' Jalapeņo Beef Stick. a Serving Equating to Two Epic
VENISON With Beef Bites. VENISON I NEVER HAD THAT BEFORE. If
it tastes as good as Deers LOOK it'll be amazing. I don't think
I'm talking out of turn by saying Deer are beautiful creatures. I'm
not saying I'd like to be INTIMATE with one. But they're pretty!
That's all I'm saying! I really don't think this is that
controversial a statement. The point is YES I had to triple check
these things to Make Sure They're Not Dog Food. And if it turns out,
despite all my carefulness, they ARE dog food? What the Hell I'll
try 'em anyway. Anyway, great. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
November 17, 2020
Good Clean Fun
point is there's a lot of poeple who I thought were in #WatchTheWireFallToListenInto
and were in #OzTheHBOShowAutumn who were only in one. What do they
all crime-themed black people look alike to you. Nope! SOME
DO. ON occasion. For example KAREEM SAID and LESTER FREEMAN.
Look I know they're different people. Different roles, different kinds
of acting. But they SOUND pretty similar and LOOK pretty similar.
Hmm better LTURQ to make sure they AREN'T the same person. Nope
they arent. Main difference is Apparent Age. Kareem gotta be
10-30 years younger than Lester Freaman. Also that's really my only
main example. Pretty much everyone else I thought was a cross-over
Actually Is. So its not a race thing it's this ONE CASE of 2 Actors
Thing. The point is SHOULD there be a Wire/Oz Cross-Spin Off
where it turns out Kareem Said is Lester Freamon's Son? ANd they
either Fight Crime Together or maybe have to DO Crime Together.
I'll let the writers work that one out!
Wonderful. Left myself 2 beers for today!
That's not so bad. I can Get An Entry In under the influence of 2
Beers. Then Rest of day without beer so what it happens! Of
course Little Kenny/Bodie is the same. I bet if he was in something
Today he'd STILL look 18 years old. He's Got IT and by IT I mean LOOKS
LIKE THE OLDEST TEENAGER IN THE WORLD. Hmm what's this actors name.
Dude disappears into these characters so much I FORGET he's an actor!
LMLTURQ. AHH I JUST SAW A (Current?) Picture of him AND HE LOOKS
DIFFERENT. Oh well it was Special While It Lasted.
Memories that will last a life time. Presumably. I got the
memories of Episodes Of TV and he's presumably got the memories of Making
Episode of TV. What an amazing time we live in! Also Born
in 1978. Probably would have been my guess. If only I had
thought to explicitly make a guess ahead of time. I'd look like A
Hey Best News Ever MAKIN SOME ELBOW MACARONI
TONIGHT. Been a DOG'S AGE. We're talkin elbows no sauce just
salt and butter. We're talkin Never Even STARTED my Chili but PERFECT
have half chili with Tonight Elbows and half chili with Tomorrow Elbows.
Still leaves the Unsolved Mystery of what to do with The Rice but that'll
last as much as a WEEK more. Also lunch today why it's only
probably gonna be BAGEL AND EGG. Meals are the best, aren't they?
Biden just announced four or five New People to His Team Of SuperFriends.
I DON'T KNOW CRAP ABOUT THEM. One of them is apparently by far the
best baseball player in congress. Hmm Framing it that way in that
sentence it sounds absurd. But reading it on twitter... well.. in
retrospect... still seems kind of absurd. I get its a FUN fact
that may matter to a select group of DC people and is a nice piece of Trivia
for the rest of us... still kind of absurd. ANd this is coming
from someone who ENJOYS the fact he's Great Baseballer and am happy to know
it! STILL KINDA ABSURD.
Cool! In terms of whether they're Progressive or
not and to what degree I figure I'll find that out in due time. Also
these aren't necessarily that important positions To My Knowledge. But
either way WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON. Anyway. Gotta do Phone
Appointment at ~1:30- !2:00. That'll throw a brick into my
entry/drinking/lunch plans. BRICK? BRICKS? THAT'S
THE NICK NAME KENNY WANGLER ADOPTS IN SEASON OH I DON'T KNOW
THREE? Never really got that. WHY is he going by Bricks
now. A) why is it important to the narrative that there's half a dozen
lines of dialogue over a few episodes of BRICKS! I TOLD YOU TO
START CALLING ME BRICKS! And then in the next episode he's talkin
to someone else and he's like YES THANK YOU YOU REMEMBER TO CALL
ME BRICKS! I have no idea what this adds to the story. And,
either way, I have no idea WHY Kenny Wangler, the fictional character, has
decided to change his name to, "Bricks." Maybe if it was another name
I could inject some meaning to it. BRICKS? I DON'T GET IT
AND THAT'S A HILL I'M WILLING TO DIE OVER.
Wonderful. Figure I'll be able to work in
ACT II w/ BEER II before Phone Appointment with My Psychiatrist. Then
have some lunch directly after! Figure lots of things! Anyway no
more walks means no more gettin Liquor. Oh well such is life.
Gotta make compromises in life! That's what I'VE been led to believe.
I don't think I have to do a FACETIME or a ZOOM for this apointemnt.
Great! I might have to do it! Great! Everything Is Great
that's a valley I'm willing to die over. That makes more sense.
Hills you die on. Valleys you die over. From being ontop of the
hill as you just claimed you were. And most of life is just
hanging out walking around on a plateau. That's what I'VE been led to
believe! Just got a few deliveries is it POSSIBLE one of them is Obama
Book? YES. Solid 50% chance per my knowledge of all possible
factors. Anyway Hey I'll be back with Part II soon!
Great What Else
got Lunch # I of I for Act II! Beer with Act III presumably After I of
I Telephone appointments. Apparently Lindsay Graham has been making
the rounds in Close States where he's like hey you know what would be
cool? If yu throw out the votes in districts I don't want to coun the
votes it. Gotta imagine he faces no consequences for that.
BUT HES A SENATOR YOU CAN'T INDICT A SITTING SENATOR. Sure you can.
YEAH BUT WE DON'T WANT TO. HE'S ON OUR TEAM. OUR TEAM OF
FELLOW CRIMINALS. PROSECUTING CRIMINALS IS PLAYING POLITICS BECAUSE IT
JUST SO HAPPENS POLITICS IS A MAJOR CORRESPONDING AND/OR CAUSAL INDICATOR
FOR COMMITTING CRIMES HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS. If they Take
Away Criminals Then Only Criminals Would Commit Crimes. Anyway
started Loading Up Super Market Delivery Order. We're talkin a
solid 75% of what I wanted been taken care of!
Cool! Figure I'll watch some #OZTheHBOShowAutumn
after Act II o entry! Then at some point Appointment. Then Beer II of
II! WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. The point I'm
starting to time When To Start Toasting Bagel in relation to when to start
Frying Egg. Got it down pretty good! We're talkin I could
have had it toasted an extra Oh I Don't Know THIRTY SECONDS? But
pretty close! Also why don't I just toast it ahead of time so that
way it'll definitely be toasted enough by the time Frying Eggs is over.
THEN THE BAGEL WILL BE SLIGHTLY LESS HOT. Hmm that gives me an
interesting idea. Try Bagel & Egg UNTOASTED BAGEL. Still
gotta Fry THe Egg, though! You eat Eggs Raw YOU GONNA GET SICK!
Presumably. I know it's a Boxing Training thing to drink Eggs.
Also in #WatchTheWireFallToFrightFor them union folk crack eggs into beer
and eat that. The point is HERE I'VE BEEN COOKING MY EGGS
LIKE A SUCKER.
Cool! Tanning Trend but it's only Tanning
your Balls. I've been Cooking My Eggs LIKE A SUCKER. Well
that added nothing to the entry. Might as well have said I'M
GOIN BY BRICKS NOW C'MON GET IT RIGHT. BRICKS HOW HARD IS IT TO
REMEMBER THAT. Maybe he's just TERRIBLE at Basketball. And
for some reason wants that to be what people think about him. Maybe
he's a carpenter or something. One Who Lays Bricks. Maybe he's a
The Pink Floyd fan, all in all He's Just Another Bricks In The Walls.
Lyric from one of The Pink Floyds song. The point is YES If I
decided to devote the rest of the entry to Crackin the, "Bricks," code I
WOULD eventually get there but it'd be a whole lot of Nothin' on the way
there! Hey did I tell you the good news? A few days ago RE-UPPED
WITH NORTON. If you wanted to Hack Me you had a nice one week or so
window! TOO LATE NOW. YA SNOOZE YA LOSE. Norton is some
kind of Mob Extortion Scheme. Yeah you gotta protect yourself, lots
of bad actors out there... gotta pay us to keep ya safe, ya know, it's be a
SHAME if someone saw your Pornographies. WAIT YOU DO
PORNOGRAPHIES AND HAVE THEM ON YOUR COMPUTER? I ONLY MEANT WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHIES. DOING PORNOGRAPHIES THAT'S GONNA COST YA AN EXTRA
RATE! Also we never even SEE Norton. The boss man.
Only a MYTH. A Legend. A SYMBOL. Hmm on second thought
maybe Norton is a Super Hero. He watches out for us without us even
knowing who he is!
Nope he makes us pay. Batman is never like yep
I'm fighting all sorts of crime but YA GOTTA KICK IN. YOU WANT SOME
JUSTICE YOU GOTTA PAY THE PRICE. Batman doesn't need our money but
who knows maybe the NEXT Batman won't be as independently wealthy and WILL
demand a stipend for justice. Gotta prepare NOW. Ed
Norton was The Hulk for a movie or two. You wouldn't like Norton
Security Systems When They're Angry. Gotta keep a level head!
They're no good to ANY of us angry. The criminals OR the innocents.
KEEP A CALM COOL LEVELED HEAD OKAY? HEY next #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
is JOE PESCI one! There's Plot Holes in All THem #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFors
but for some reason there's a few in this episode that PARTICULARLY bother
me. No Spoilers! That ain't my Style. I'm not here to
spoil ANYTHING for ANYONE. ALl in all, though, not a bad episode.
Solid Average Episode.
Wonderful. Has there ever been a Super Hero
who works for the government? Sure Two Face. Yep that
checks out. Was ognna try to riff about that but What's The Point.
Oh, here's the point-- has there ever been a Super Hero who works for the
government NOT IN LAW ENFORCEMENT, ETC? Gotta imagine some Cool Folks
made AOC into a COmic. I feel like I've seen that somewhere and if I
haven't then it's only a matter of time. But that's REAL Comic
Books. What about FAKE COMIC BOOKS. What about them.
I Dunno Just WHAT ABOUT THEM? Right? YA FEEL ME? Has there
ever been any public discussion on how to pronounce AOC as if it were a word
and not initials? AWK? AEYK? AUH-OHK? I think AWK
is the most intuitive one. I'm gonna try to get that, "Trending."
Hey the point is I get to take some sort of break from Entry. What
else is going on and crap. Oh, right, like I just said. Get
to take some sort of break from Entry! FASCINATING.
That Sounds Wonderful
what's up you idiots. Took a ~1.5 Hour Break. We're talkin
SHOWERED. We're talkin APPOINTMENT'D. We're talkin #OzTheHBOShowAutumn
IN AND IN BETWEEN. We're talking still have Beer #2, later in
entry, right now just havin some Juiced Orange'd Juice. you
know who didn't like the juice Why It's Only Hitler. Alt Take--
you know who didn't like the juice OJ Simpson's Murder Victim(s).
They called him, "Juice," for some reason! Always loved juice!
Anyway if I was Made To Look A Fool by Leslie Nielson for three movies I'd
Go Into A Murderous Rage, too! We should have seen it coming but
now we can make SOLID CONCRETE ACTS to make sure it never happens again.
Yep. Is it possible OJ Simpson wasn't in
Naked Gun II? Somewhat possible! Haven't seen that one nearly as
often as I and/or III. I had III on VHS and watched that a lot.
I MAY have had the First one on VHS but even if not Seen It Plenty Of Times.
Naked Gun: The 2nd Movie But Called Something like 2.5 AS JOKES, not ringing
any sorts of bells! What if OJ Simpson's wife did a Face/Off with him
but only after he died. Seems as plausible a scenario as anything
you've come up with. What plausible, what scenario. Either
he killed her or he didn't. Nope you're not considering the
plausible scenario that SHE KILLED HIM, did a Face/Off, and
now who we think is OJ Simpson is actually Who Used To Be OJ Simpson's wife.
Huh? What? Where am I. I forget. I'd also Go On A
Murder Rampage if The Simpsons was making fun of my name TO MY FACE.
I'd be VERY UPSET.
Cool! Gettin some BEEF JERKY tomorrow. I
don't get why they don't sell Nice Big Ol Portions of Beef Jerky. I
mean, I guess because it'd be expensive. Eatin it at the same rate at
Kettle'd Chips, you're gonna run up quite a tab! But still I want a
FULL 12OZ BAG OF BEEF JERKY GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT. Anyway, first
time to celebrate it since Joe Biden winning Election-- #JoeBidenKettleChipsToRemember.
However that one went. Is it a thing in beef jerky that a 1 oz piece
of beer jerky is actually like a 4 oz steak-- just REALLY REALLY condensed.
They just push it into itself so much that's why its expensive!
Probably seems about right. Sure SEEMS condensed when you're eating
it. I dunno what I'm talking about anymore. HEY next episode
of #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor is a Real Solid one! SPOILER
ALERT-- ZACK GALLIGAN FROM THE GREMLINS IS IN IT. Anyway I
dunno. Start Last Of The Beers for the week. MY week.
Thursday Thru Wednesday. Kinda fun week to work around all things
I think Slim Jims did a GREAT job marketing their
product that the brand's name is UBIQUITOUS with the product. Every
time I have a panging for Beef Jerky I say to myself Gotta Snap Into A
Slim Jim. No I don't! When I started this paragraph I
touhght it was gonna be funny. Hmm gotta snap into a slim jim.
Nope, still not funny! Maybe if I say it a third time. I want
some beef jerky, eh? Why it almost makes me want to think to myself
Gotta snap into a Slim Jim. Nope, none of this is working NEARLY
as much as I want it to. Also The Macho Man Randy Savage was a big
proponent of this product. Because Professional Show Wrestlers LOVE
condensed meat. That's not a joke. I bet they do!
Totally within character (either REAL character OR Wrestling Persona) that
they'd be into some Beef AND OR VENISON jerky.
Anyway I bet that part of the appeal of #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFOr is
to activate thinking about the parts of ourselves that we consider SCARY or
WEIRD. And for me its the episode where they start killing people and
serving the people and then other people eat the people. And, it's not
a 100% concious thought, but I usually watch that episode SORT OF thinking
ya know lets be honest that looks good. Under the right circumstances
I MAY be open to eating Some Human. Is that such a crime?!?!
I dunno MUST BE RIGHT? I mean, I dunno. What if someone dies
and its in their will let people eat me. And then you come
along and are like well, he's already dead. He's OKAY with being
eaten. WHAT'S THE HARM.
The EATER might develop a taste for Human and then
start killing people/eating people without their permission. Yep
that seems to check out. Also this shouldn't have to be said... COOKED
PEOPLE. I WILL NOT EAT RAW PEOPLE. Just doesn't appeal to me!
Of course the biggest mark Randy "The Macho Man," Savage made on our culture
is HE WAS KEEPING SPIDERMAN BUSY (Wrestling With Each Other) WHILE UNCLE BEN
WAS GETTING SHOT AND/OR GRAND THEFT AUTO'D... well, an hour or two Before
hand. But Ben was waiting to pick Spiderman up from After
This Wrestling Match. If there was no wrestling match Spiderman
wouldn't need a ride home from NOTHING NOW WOULD HE? Basically
Spiderman needs to take down The Entire WCW for revenge but for some reason
he just lets it go??? Alright that'll do it. See ya tomorrow!
November 16, 2020
Great News COVID IS BACK! I mean, personally. It SLIGHTLY
effected me a few days ago when I Stopped Taking Walks. But that's not
a big deal. NOw, my Dad had to go to Bank today, and in Parking Lot,
some guy in a car WEARING NO MASK asked my DAd for directions or something
and MY DAD ANSWERED HIM. So basically my Dad is very very worried.
I'm not joking or exaggerating. It's part of his pesonality!
He's UPSET TO THE MAX. Basically I dunno it's 1 in 100? 1 in
200? chance that, given all this information (and knowing myDad was wearing
a mask) we know. 1 in 100! CALM DOWN DUDE THAT'S ROUGHLY ONLY
1%! But that's the shitty thing about working your life around covid.
If you take it VERY Seriously then the 1 time a month you go out and chance
upon a vaguely-relatively potentially damngerous situation It's The End Of
The World! But then there are people goin out there doin' their thing,
work thing often, and you can't just get Dejected In Doom EVERY TIME someone
talks to you ~6 feet away! Probably not. Maybe YOU CAN!
E-MAIL ME HOW MUCH YOU CAN @ CRAZYHS>.. NET.COM!
Wonderful. I thought we weren't gonna talk
about COvid After Election? Dumb thing to say! We're
gonna talk about COvid ALL THE TIME after election. 1) NEW WAVE OF
WINTER GET READY. 2) Stressing over Election is over! Covid goes
from B Story Narrative along side Election to CLEARLY MOST IMPORTANT STORY.
3) I really wish I had a third reason. I really do. I'm
sorry. I've failed you all. The point is we might be on the
verge of Great Vaccines USA USA USA! So basically when people
die over the next half year because they don't wanna adjust their lifestyle
for a LOUSY 5 MONTHS well that's just the price of doing business.
Also being a civilian is Doing Business. CAPITALISM AM I RIGHT?!
Hey what else is going on and crap. Got beer for today and/or
tomorrow. Wonderful! Got a PHONE CALL appointment with
Pshyciatrist tomrorow. Wonderful!
Just had a nice Gulp of Beer. Made me think
you know what this tastes ok but you know what tastes even better SODA POP
I'd like to have some POP right now. It's funny because in My Neck
Of The Woods nobody calls it POP or Soda Pop. SOda! JUST SODA!
Also why people always sharing space in their neck of the woods. You
shuoldn't be living in the woods at all! Sounds like you're some sort
of Hermit. Is that a thing anymore. I feel like in the
1600's-early 1900's there were HERMITS. They live Out In The Woods
Past The Outskirts Of Town. Man oh man does that sound appealing!
I'm not joking if I could be a hermit I'D BE DOWN WITH IT. Anyway.
That's where FAiry Tales Come From! Hansel and Gretel.
Goldilocks and The Big Bad BEars. The one with the Girl and Her
Grandma-Wolf. What's her name again? LMLTURQ. LITTLE
RED RIDING HOOD. The point is All taking place in cottages way
out past the outskirts of town.
Fascinating. I mean, maybe that's how MOST
people lived in those times? I gotta imagine small towns were a thing.
I'm talkin Even PAST the OUTSKIRTS of the small town. I feel like
I've made myself clear. You know, SHREK. Shrek at the
beginning of SHREK. But could be a family! Could be a Witch's
house. Could be your Grandmas house. ALl sorts of configurations
of Hermits is the point I'm trying to make. I dunno, maybe
Goldilocks is in a town. I just always imagined Bears living way past
the out skirts of town. Because they're bears. Maybe they lived in
town and were respected members of the community! I don't have all the
answers. Here's a good QNON/Kim Jong-Un-esque theory-- when Trump was
hospitalized for COVID they took blood or something from him, and that's
where the vaccine comes from. Yep seems to check out.
Fascinating. Gettin' There With My Oz
Stories! Dunno what I'm gonna have for lunch. Maybe some Lunch.
I mean, maybe some Frozen Meal (CHICKEN PAD THAI???) WITH POTENTIALLY a bit
of side dish (SPANISH RICE??) That sounds about right I'm looking
forward to that but NOT IMMEDIATELY. I had a CUP'D CAKE FOR
BREAKFAST WHY IT WASN'T EVEN THREE HOURS AGO! Got some coffee going in
about 10 minutes. I got it going now. It's in the process of
going. Going from Dry Beans/Grounds and Wet Water to combine to make
the concoction we all know and love called Coffee. I like how Trump
can take credit for a vaccine he/federal government had nothing to do with
but when it comes to other methods of saving lives he's like Meh Can't Be
Bothered! Can't SOMEONE ELSE DO IT? Also HE DOESN'T EVEN
WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT. If he was just incompetent, non-caring,
and lazy, he at the very least could be like hmm just let someone else
take care of it. I won't stand in their way! He somehow IS
AGAINST THAT THOUGH. There's people like Fauci and he just constantly
UNDERMINES him/them/whatnot. Cracked that code.
I'll Take What I Can Get
BIDEN & KAMALA SPEECHTIME TODAY! My mom was like we should have a
drinking game, we have to drink every time he says a word. MY word is,
"Folks," what's YOURS? And I was like well my word is, "THE!"
I'M GONNA WIN THIS GAME IN A LANDSLIDE. Except I didn't really say
that. I said, "America." That's more in keeping with the game!
But the joke with saying, "The," is I want to drink a lot for some reason no
one is really sure of. But that also implies my Mom really wants to
play this game. I think she just anticipates A Lot Of Folks and
thought this was a clever way to make her point known. Also is a thing
now the Kamala is ALWAYS gonna be Biden's opening act? Seems like they
need a middle. Lemme be the middle! Kamala Get Em Started, I
SHOW UP and keep it going, then Biden closes it out with some A PLUS
MATERIAL. Sounds aobut right I could handle that if I had to!
Wow. The good news is HEY WATCHED 2 MORE #TALESFROMTHECRYPTFALLTOFRIGHTFOR
during today's CircleWAlking. What do I got NEXT. WHY ITS
ONLY THAT ONE POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST SNOOZE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES.
Also I may be wrong but I think it's a rip-off of a Twilight Zones EPisode.
E-mail me if I'm wrong! You don't know my email. Nor do you
Even Know The Episode I'm Talking About. HOW IN THE WIDE WORLD OF
SPORTS COULD YOU GIVE ME AN ANSWER ON THIS. The piont is Hey at
this rate I'll have lunch with Act III. I don't get the term fairy
tale. Almost NONE of these tales have fairies in them? I
can't even thing of A Single One off the top of my head! I'll give
Aesop, etc some credit, I'm sure there's at least two or three where Fairies
play a key role. NOT THE MAJORITY THOUGH. NOT EVEN THE SUPER
MAJORITY. We're talking WAY LESS THAN 33% which basically means they
have NO chance of obstructing justice in the senate. Huh. Oh?
Can that become a talking point for Trump?
Because Biden I think won not just a plurality but a clean Majority in
Popular Vote Total. But Trump can be like he may have won the
majority, but we are the Super Majority. It makes no sense which I
think makes it pretty plausible Trump would say it. Anyway AMAZON said
I'd be getting Obama: The Book tomorrow but it also says IT ISN'T RELEASED
UNTIL TOMORROW. How could they manage that unless IT ACTUALLY
EXISTED before it was released and they set it up that I could get it SAME
DAY AS RELEASE. Also presumably gotta let it settle for 2 or 3
days. THEN wipe it down for CoronaCases and THEN start reading that
sucker. HMM is there a Biden Memoir. Better LTURQ. YEP
THERE IS ONE. Maybe I'll get around to it at some point I dunno I
Got All My Spare Memoir Time filled up for the foreseeable future. HMM
Biden Talkin' in FORTY MINUTES. What does that mean for This Entry.
I'll keep you updated on this situation as it develops.
Cool! The piont is I'm PRETTY SURE I've never
had this Chicken Pad Thai before. 430 Calories! Most of these
Nice Frozen Meals are 280-380 calories AT MOST. 430? NICE.
Something about Peanut Sauce, though, which I didn't register when I got it.
I don't fuck with no Peanut? What am I ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL. I
mean, NICOLAS TESLA. I mean, GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER.
Alright got there took me a while but I got there!
Here's what it says On Box-- THAI STYLE PEANUT SAUCE.
Man oh man I Sure Hope Thai Style means DOESN'T INCLUDE.
LOL GOOD JOKE MIKE. I was tellin' my parents about that Lady who
they're sayin might be Defense Secretary and I used the word Lady and my Mom
was like don't call women ladies. And I was like I see where
you're coming from But Also it's fun to call women ladies. And I don't
see why its offensive. Certainly no more offensive than calling People
Folks. Which YOU seem to be 100% ON BOARD WITH! Gottem.
E-mail me if you find it not offensive! Don't e-mail me if you DO find
it offensive. I'll be able to tell how many and who find it offensive
by the OPPOSITE amount of people of people who apparently don't find it
offensive. Yep seems to check out.
Wow! I'd be ON BOARD with someone calling me
a Gentleman. Which I feel like is the Male Version of Lady. I'd
be down with being a Gentleman ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. Is it a thing where
Biden isn't running in 2024? Or is that just Internet Speculation.
Gotta imagine he'd make it known one way or another somehow, be pretty
upfront about it. I GOTTA KNOW WHAT TO PREPARE FOR. What if he's
like I dunno yet! I may be dead by then! Then that throws
everything into FLUX. Who can say at this point. If I'm dead I
DEFINITELY won't be president. And if I'm president I DEFINITELY
wouldn't be dead! FOLKS. AMERICA. THE THE THE AMERICA.
You know, that sort of thing. Also didn't Pelosi say in 2018 she
would only serve 1 term? I better LTURQ because people seem to
have forgotten it. DANG IT she said she'd only serve FOUR years
in 2018. SHE GOT US GOOD. I dunno. I'll be back in a bit!
Had the LONGEST break between Acts in a dog's age. We're talkin
stopped ~.5 hour before Biden scheduled to speak. We're talkin ~25
hours after Biden spoke! The bad news is not only does this sauce
taste of peanuts but I THINK there are a few SOLID PEANUTS IN THE SAUCE.
Is it a thing I could ask Super Market to give me this Frozen TV
Dinner without peanuts? Probably not! Baked into the
meal! It's like ifwhen I would get White'd Castle Hamburgers, with
Jalapeņo Cheese on it FOR SPICY, but would ask for it without the cheese!
That reminds me, if I were ever to get a local KEY FOOD delivery rather than
FRESH DIRECT, they sell WHITE'D CASTLE'D HAMBURGERS. GET OUT OF THE
WAY I WANNA DO THAT.
VERY late lunch. VERY. What kinda LATE
dinner could I have tonight. Better have some CHILI and RICE.
Gotta get it out of the way If Not Now Then When. Wait, what about,
if its like, 1 Burrito and Some Chicken Nuggets. I ALMOST made 4
Chicken Nuggets with Chicken Pad Thair INSTEAD Of rice. Because
nuggets are delicious but I DIDN'T because I need to finish rice anyway.
I had rice for lunch, now! Get to reward myself with delicious chicken
nuggets for dinner! I feel like when I was a kid I'd occasionally have
Peanut Butter sandwiches but I NEVER LIKED IT. And would be DISGUSTED
by it NOW. Also for some reason I was raised in an Anti-Jelly
household. Never even OCCURRED to my Mom to make me peanut butter and
jelly. Just peanut butter! And you know what I DON'T BLAME
Cool! Good chance we're talkin' some COMMUNAL
PASTA for dinner tomorrow night (and leftover COMMUNAL PASTA for Me Lunch
the afternoon afterwards! The good news is I narrowed down the next
time I get Chicken Pad THai with Peanut Sauce to NEVER AGAIN. The
other good news is its such a late lunch, that I can have a RELATIVELY late
dinner, but its still soon enough to wipe that disgusting peanut sauce off
my palate completely! GET IT OUT OF THERE I CAN'T STAND THIS PEANUT
CRAP. At some point my parents have got to be on board with a Macaroni
communal pasta, right? No sauce. Lots of butter and salt!
I can do that INDIVIDUALLY not force it on my MOm and/or Dad. MMM.
I'd do it myself but, ya know. Would have to eat pasta AGAIN tomorrow
night! Also we got all these Fettuccines and Al Fredo Sauces and
we tried it once and we were like that wasn't so great so we NEVER
TRIED IT AGAIN!
Sounds about right. HHmm is one of my Frozen
Burritos Just Macaroni. No. Of course not. That would
make no sense! Why would that thought even occur to me! Makes
not a lick of sense! Anyway my Mom asked me after Biden Talking how
would you rate that on a scale of one to ten. And I was like
well if I'm rating something between 1 and 10 I Need To Know what I'm
Measuring By. And she was like just one to ten, how would you
grade it. So I was like I dunno I guess A SIX?
And she was like Really. I was gonna give it an Eight.
And even upon further reflection I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT WERE RATING.
Anyway Biden Accepting Speech Last Saturday made an impression on my
parental units. Never big Biden Fans but I think he won them over for
some reason no one is really sure of.
Cool! Last paragraph. IN MID EPISODES of
both #TalesFromTheCryptFAllToFrightFor AND #OzTheHBOShowAutumn. The
point is I'll never get Saffron Road Chicken Pad Thai again UNLESS if it was
for my enemies. Gotta imagine all my enemies have the same palate as I
do. And I'd be like hey Chicken Pad Thai sounds pretty good and
they'd be like yeah that does sound good and I'd be like TO MYSELF
LITTLE DO THEY KNOW ITS PEANUT SAUCE. The point is 1 Burrito Plus AS
MUCH AS SEVEN Nuggets is an appropriate dinner. Appropriate
Hard Core! Does Kamala Harris get to pick a Vice Vice President.
Can we get some people looking into that one. The one saving grace
from not having chili today, lunch OR dinner, is that it's not really quite
2 meals worth of chili. More like 1 and a half meals. Where
Chili is main ingredient plus some rice. Best meal is about .67% of
the chili + some rice. I dunno what to do with the rest but I'll
figure it out! Anyway, hey, great. I'll see you tomorrow.
November 15, 2020
That Rings a Bell
does! What's going on in the Wide World of Sunday. Got some nice
Alcohol in store for Today and/or Tomorrow and/or NO MORE DAYS.
Until Working Weekend starts back up again on Oh I Don't Know THURSDAY?
Anyway it just occured to me that a couple of weeks ago my Mom is like
hey got this spiral notebook, not a big one, smallish one, regular size
pages but not too many pages... you want it? An I was like UHHH
YES. Dunno what to do with it yet! First step is
figuring out where I put it. Second step is hmm got lots of
options with what to do with this notebook. LOTS. Anything
would be good! Anything is better than nothing! The point is
Probably Salon & Rice for Lunch. Maybe some Oh I Don't Know SOMETHING
ELSE for dinner? Narrowed that one down Real Well. Fine, just
Okay. I don't get how people can use Guitar
and/or Guitar Amplification System on High Volume Levels. Not the GAIN
or that corresponding VOLUME. THe MASTER. GAS has Gain Volume
and Master. And if I turn the Master Volume up more than 1/4th the way
WAY TOO LOUD. But also the louder the Master is The More The Sound Is
Like A Real Thing. Low Master Volume? I can tell the
difference between different presets. But they only sound GOOD and
REAL and THE WAY IT SHOULD BE past that master volume. WTH DO OTHER
PEOPLE LIVE IN AN ABANDONED WAREHOUSE? THAT'S WAY TOO LOUD YOU GOTTA
BE ANNOYING OTHER PEOPLE. Maybe I'm just somethin' wrong with my
hearing or somethin. Haven't cracked that code yet. The
point is if you're living and/or playing guitar in an Abandoned Warehouse
GUESS WHAT NO LONGER ABANDONED. Just a Warehouse Now!
Yep that seems to check out. I think living in a
Huge Space that's 98% empty without furniture or electrical appliances or
anything would be LIVING THE DREAM. You can just run around in circles
and no ones gonna stop you! We're talkin' BIG circles. Man oh
man just thinking about it gets me going... Anyway I feel like I'm
about HALFWAY THROUGH #OzTheHBOShowAutumn. LMLTURQ. WHAT THE
HELL ONLY 22 OUT OF 52? ROUNDS DOWN TO 11 OUT OF 26!
ROUNDS DOWN TO 5.5 OUT OF 13? How come we never Round Up.
22 out of 52? SOUNDS LIKE 88 OUT OF 208! The point is
hey what else is going on and crap. When God closes a door he opens up
a Spiral Notebook. A smallish one! No pressure to do anything
epic. Just have a blast while it lasts! Sounds about right to
me! I saw Trump had a tweet over night saying, "HE WON BECAUSE..."
and he spouted some bullshit but AH HAHHH HE WON YOU SAID IT GOTCHA SEE
American Presidential Elections.
Let's say Muslims don't want me in Prison. What's my back-up plan.
In OZ there's basically just a group of THE OTHERS and it's random
non-violent white people and a Disabled Black Person. But I don't
think that's a real thing in prison. Real Gangs Only! Hmm.
Maybe I could live in the ex-cop ward and be a DOUBLE AGENT report back to
Never-cops about what the ex-cops are doing. That sounds like an
overly elaborate plan that doesn't make sense and isn't needed by anyone.
Also They'd KNOW I'm not an ex-cop. Gotta imagine they're talking in
Cop Code all the time and I wouldn't get it! I get 10-4. I get
911. Gotta imagine they only speak in Crime Numbers and I Just
Wouldn't Be Able To Keep Up! Maybe I just shouldn't take no as an
answer from The Muslims. Really dig in and somehow prove to them how
great an addition I'd be to their Prison Gang. Ehhhh what else is
Wonderful. AGAIN what can I do to support
Democratic Senate Candidates in Georgia beyond giving them Out Of State
Money. Also, AGAIN, jut because I talk about something Into A Void,
it certainly doesn't mean somehow an answer would/should come to me.
I dunno, what else is going on and crap. Finished Whit Rum bottle.
Back To Beer during Act II of the entry. Wonderful! I had a
CUPCAKE for breakfast get off my back about it. We're talkin'
chocolate cake. We're talkin some sort of chocolate and/or fudge
icing. We're talkin Hey It Was Delicious get off my back about it Like
I Already Said! Hey that's great. I'll be back in a little bit!
I'm Doing Okay
gotta be an alternative to Being With The Muslims. The Christians?
I'm betting 50% of, "The Christians," are sex offenders and whatnot.
That's not a slam on Christianity! If any thing its an ENDORSEMENT!
Wait, no it isn't. Still not a slam, though. These people just
happen to like re-habilitating themselves with Christianity. That
sort of thing. What if I'm Like Some Sort Of Teacher. I don't
have a gang to protect me but I just gain everyone's trust because I teach
them how to get their GED. I can do that. I've taken MULTIPLE
college classes Learning How To Teach! I think I got it all down.
All about Lesson Plans that's what I've gathered. I dunno.
Maybe go towards some #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor after Act II of
Maybe I could just cripple myself. No ones gonna
fuck with a disabled person. Leave 'em be! That's the
impression I've gathered. Hey I ordered part one of The Obama
Book: Some Sort Of Memoirs! Will get that Oh I Don't Know November
17th at the earliest (when it officially, "Drops") and Oh I Don't know I'd
say 2 or 3 days more after that. Then again USPS is gonna sabotage
mailing Obama Books in particular. They've got a vendetta against
this guy for some reason that no one is really sure of. Hmm maybe
delivered by UPS. UPS as far as I can tell is about 50% less
racist than the USPS. That's what I've gathered! WAIT A
SECOND. U P S. UPS. UP's! Yep that all seems
to check out. That's my Dumb Band Name! The Uppers. And if
you don't have time to say Three Syllables you can go with just, "The Ups!"
Wonderful. I dunno. Of course there's
already The Postal Service. There's already Lots Of Things.
Get off my back about it. COVIDCASES going way, way up. Just
do what I do! Stop taking walks, wipe down everything, and when you
need to get blood work done etc every month WEAR SOME MASKS AND SOME GLOVES.
Stay AWAY from people you idiots. Just a few more months!
POSSIBLY no more than half a year! You can do that standing on your
head! Probably would be easier standing on your feet, though! Hmm
wonder if there's video on YouTube of a guy standing AND WALKING on his
head. I get lots of people can figure out how to balance
themselves on their Dome. Can someone WALK with his Head? I
BETTER LTURQ. I'm not seeing anything. Kinda
disappointed. I was imagining possibly seein' some guy walk on their
head. Such is life!
Cool. Maybe Have Salmon & Rice for dinner.
Good option for Lunch would be Bagel & Egg. I got lots of
POSSIBILITIES is the point. That's one thing I remember from Biden Accepting
Speech. America is defined in one word: Possibilities. I
specifically remember because I expected him to say America is defined in
one word: America. Because I'm ALWAYS ON and QUICK to Dumbness.
Is there a video on youtube of people dying doing parkour. Gotta
imagine there'd be one on the, "Dark Web." I don't wanna see people
die it'd make me sick to my stomach. But if they die in the process of
doing parkour? Maybe one day I'll watch that video. But not
today. Not today. Maybe some day. Had some delicious Meat'd Loaf
last night. We're talkin' instead of 1 mini sandwich with a slice of
meat loaf, 2 OPEN FACE mini sandwiches with BOTH slices of meat loaf.
We're talkin some Potato Side that ISN'T Half Potato Spheres. Sorta
Crescent Potatoes. I've brought up these potatoes with you before.
I KNOW because the word Crescent was used both today and in past
descriptions. You don't forget using a word like ,"Crescent!"
Okay. I like this upcoming book By and ABOUT
Obama (Presumably?) because... well... I don't know yet! Gotta Read
The Book to find out! It's called A Promised Land. Kinda
implies there are OTHER Promised Lands. One would imagine America is
the promised land he's talking about. But A instead of THE? HE'S
SAYING THERE ARE OTHER PROMISED LANDS OUT THERE TRAITOR!
Wonderful. Hey I get to take a break after this paragraph.
Return to Act III with 2nd Beer and/or Lunch (Bagel and/or Egg). FOr
some reason I use the phrase, "And/Or," all the time Incorrectly. For
some reason at some point I just found it amusing to say it and then it
became adopted into my regular lexicon because it's kind of silly and I
never stopped enjoying it. The beer and/or lunch was ACCURATE. The
bagel and/or egg was INACCURATE! Just trying to clear things up,
that's all! The point is I watched the first Oh I Don't Know 15,20
minutes of Child's Plays III and I can see myself picking up where I left
off right about now when this paragraph is over. This Paragraph is
Sure Seems Like It
I need to add, "Obama," to Microsoft Front Page dictionary. Anyway I
had a dream last night Nope ELECTION ISN'T OVER we're going through the
entire electoral college again! And that went on for a while in my
dream until finally OOP TRUMP LOST AGAIN! WHATTA RELIEF!
Is there a way Trump can twist and turn logic to be like I ONLY LOST
BECAUSE OF ELECTORAL COLLEGE!!! I think we could figure something
out. Yeah I lost by 7+ million votes nationally but that's just
because REALLY RED STATES its voter suppression they are dissuaded from
voting! I would have made up 4 million votes in KENTUCKY ALONE!
That would be a weird way To Go Out. Because Democrats wuold be
like well yeah WONDERFUL. I think that's the premise of a lot
of speculation of what he might do in the last two months. Maybe just
do something Democrats want because a) he doesn't care anymore b) raelizes
that appeasing Democrats on issues is making him on The Good Side Of
On the other hand I don't think he has any plan or
anyting in place. And he DEFINITELY doesn't wanna do anything that
would require legislation and/or negotiating and/or might take up some of
his time. The point is I have a Bagel & Eggs going on right now and
its delicious! Real delicious! Watched 20 more minutes of
Child'sPlayIII during break between Act II and Act III. I'm gonna be
honest Not That Great A Movie. For some reason one of relatively few
sense memories I have from First Semester Sophomore Year was watching
CHILD'S PLAY III on TV. I don't think it was on DVD even though I had
it on DVD. I think it was on NYU MOVIE CHANNEL. Also YES NYU
DOES HAVE A MOVIE CHANNEL! WITH MOVIES NOT EVEN RELEASED ON TV YET.
For example I remember seeing Idiocracy and/or Tenacious D movie on NYU
MOVIE CHANNEL even though they.. well... yeah... like I said... haven't been
on Cable TV or anything in Regular TV Channels. On the same subject, I
had a friend who got those DVDs they send out to people of Some Sort Of Film
Guild for voting awards purposes. And I guess hid parent(s) was in
that guild. PAN'S LABYRHTIN-- SEEN. THE DEPARTED-- SEEN.
Possible I saw both on regular TV-- SEEN.
What else is going on and crap. The good news is
I'm 100% done with Raw Chicken. If it made me sick then it made me
sick! But I learnt an important lesson. One day I'm gonna do a
little bit of extra effort and make Scrambled Eggs instead of Fried.
But I don't know why! I've been enjoying these fried eggs 100%!
There's no part of me that's like Man I need to UP my EGG game make some
SCRAMBLED eggs. But then again You never know if you don't go.
Gotta try it ONCE and maybe its even better What Do I Know. I like
blanketing my eggs with pepper and/or salt. First drop the 3 eggs in?
Yolk totally intact, not cooked at all? Add some salt and pepper.
Wait a minute? Add some more salt and pepper. Get it cookin,
mixin it all in with a plastic spook-- add some smore salt and pepper.
The point is I know what I'm doing!
The point is this is my first Bagel & Egg for the week
and presumably that means ONE MORE. The other piont is ONLY TWO MORE
PARAGRAPHS AND WHATNOT. Also SHOULD IT GO WITHOUT SAYING that
I'm eating Egg & Bagel as Sandwich? OPen Faced Sandwich, specifically.
You couldn't have assumed that, unless you nkow me really well and know my
potential eating habits based on instinct. But COULD YOU assume its
either Open Faced or Closed Face? I dunno what's going on in your
mind. I don't even know what's going on in MY mind. MMM BAGEL
BAGEL EGG MMM that's whats going on in my mind Right About Now.
Imagine a scenario where I don't need to plan out Meals weeks at a time.
I could just be like hmm want a bagel with egg today. DONE GOT IT.
I want some sort of HAMBURGER today. GOT IT NO PROBLEM.
Want Oh I Don't Know VEGETARIAN PIZZA. SURE THING WHY NOT.
Cool! We MAY be getting some sort of Turkey
for Thanksgivings. May or May Not! I've narrowed it down to
those two things. The point is If I Lived In An Abandoned Warehouse
SURE I'd be doing better at playing guitar! But we gotta make the most
of the situations we're in. Living in an abandoned warehouse is just a
Pie In The Sky dream that'll NEVER HAPPEN so gotta settle for reality for
now! HMM may have Obama: The Book as soon as TUESDAY. Probably,
I'm gonna guess, Friday or Saturday at the latest! Not a GREAT guess,
I can definitely see it POTENTIALLY being longer. Just a feeling!
That's all that guess is! Anyway great just great. I'll be back
here tomorrow presumably. See ya!
November 14, 2020
What's Going On
I know a lot of people are worried about Trump throwing a Coup and becoming
the next president. Don't Worry! There's ZERO CHANCE he will
become the next president. He's the Current President. He, by
definition, CAN'T be the next president. He would just remain the
current president! So, great, that's what's going on in my mind.
The only way Trump is the next president is if he wears a fake moustache and
pretends to be Joe Biden. Joe Biden doesn't have a moustache, let
alone a fake one! Yeah but its well within his character to start
wearing a fake moustache on Inauguration Day. Man Trump has got ALL
The Bases Covered! hmml LAST PRESIDENT WITH MOUSTACHE AND/OR
BEARD. This is good stuff I'm gonna LTURQ. WHAT THE HELL
TAFT (1909-1913). Been OVER A CENTURY. Someone's gotta
break this streak and it MOST LIKELY wont be Kamala Harris in 2024/2028.
All Eyes are on Joe Biden now!
Is it like a Male Menopause thing but the way it
affects you is Facial Hair. I'm guessing no because if there was a
male menopause my Dad would have gone through it and he still has facial
hair. Hmm this is good stuf. Also Taft is a snooze, last
GOOD president with facial hair was Teddy Roosevelt. Who directly
preceded Taft. What kind of President goes by, "TEDDY."
The kind that has facial hair as president. Yep that all seems
to check out. Alright, now I gotta know, current numbers of Men Who
Mostly Have Facial Hair. WHAT THE FUCK 1.33% men in America have
facial hair (but 55% across the world). 1.33%? THAT'S, WHA, THAT
CAN'T BE! HMM this other website says its more like 40% have it,
20% sometimes, 40% NEVER. Can we get Nate Silver working on
this one we need a model to average these different numbers and whatnot.
The point is I have scrappy facial hair because a)
too lazy to shave every week or so) and b) I guess I just don't have it in
me to have nice thick facial hair. Such is life! Let's be honest
though, isn't On-Top-Of-Head Hair Facial Hair, too? The top of
your head is your face. The top of your face! Head hair covering
up the very top of your face. Seems to check out. Anyway
decent chance got some MEat Loaf for dinner tonight. Solid chance I
have some Cup o Noodles + Mini Sandwich for lunch. Good stuff.
Anyway gettin' tired of #OzTheHBOShowAutumn. Gettin' tired of #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor.
What else can I do. Watch THE SOPRANOS? NO NO WAY. I'm not
READY to binge watch Sopranos again! Maybe around New Years.
Wasn't that Sopranos movie supposed to come out Around Now. November
2020. Better LTURQ... Moved to March 21. The NEXT March
21. We'ere talking presumably First Day of Spring!
Why is it a thing to delay a theaterical release
until the end of March. That's the WORST time to schedule it
Vaccine is hopefully soon on its way and might as well play it safe.
And if you get Covid watching Sorpanos movie you know you're about to
die several weeks later because Don't Stop Believing starts playing
In Your Head while having dinner with your family. Your real family.
Not your crime family. Most of those people have already been killed
by New York. I dunno what's going on and crap. I think that
should have been the refrain of Tony Soprano. YOU WANT ME TO
CHOOSE BETWEEN MY REAL FAMILY AND MY CRIME FAMILY YOU'RE PUTTING ME IN A
TOUGH POSITION! He says that verbatim every episode Usually to His
Wife. Also its possible this movie was supposed to be an October
Surprise. Getting released at the end of September. It would leave
people thinking hmm based on this movie now I wanna vote for Biden and/or
Trump. That's what The Sopranos is all about!
Cool! Getta take a break after this
paragraph. Gotta start taking Protonix again. Probably would
help me with my Constant Acid Reflux/HeartBurn/WhateverItIs. But I'd
have to CALL someone to refill and and they MIGHT not wanna give it to me
unless I COME IN FOR A VISIT and I don't have it in me to do that! I
don't wanna get a CoronaCase! WHAT THE HELL David Chappelle: The SHow
is on HBOMAX IN COMPLETION PRESUMABLY. I can watch that but I gotta
Do It Right. A century without facial hair. That's a long
time! How'd they even manage that, you can't SHAVE in the 1920's.
Shaving hadn't been invented yet! I guess they have to just elect
presidents who have something wrong with their hormones or something that
they can't grow facial hair. Like Eunuchs maybe. I wouldn't
be surprised if eunuchs can't grow facial hair. LMLTURQ. YEP
THEY DON'T. So they got that working against them. I'll
be back in a bit!
Man oh man Biden
would look good with some facial hair. Just throwing that out
there! Ever been a 100% bald president? Must have been some
presidents GOING Bald or HALF BALD (no longer GOING bald but plateaued at
HALF)? And if so did they hide it or be upfront about it.
LMLTURQ. Hmm Bunch of Hits so many that I lost interest in going
through the results with you. Anyway I can't watch The David
Chappelle show today I wanna watch some HORRORS. In the mean time
though Hey Act II Of Entry. Alright Here's One Presidents who
ALWAYS wore glasses. Real Egg Heads. Probably TOo Many To Care
About. So we got that going for us is the point. My favorite
part of Cup O Noodles is the Noodles. A close second is the slurping
the water. Third favorite part is THINKING about eating the
styrofoam-esque container its in. Kinda wins THIRD FAVORITE part by
default. Nothin else to enjoy after noodles and/or water!
HEY next #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFOr is a real
MEDIOCRE episodes but I LIKE THE CHARACTERS for some reason. Also they
use a phrase Monkey Island which I always enjoy. About two con
artists and one is like I wanna pull off one last great con because when
con people retire they go to a place called Monkey Island and nobody wants
to be on Monkey Island so we gotta pull off one more con to avoid being
stranded on Monkey Island. SPOILER ALERT! Eh it comes in
the first 6 minutes of the episode I Ain't Spoilering Nothin'! And
the subtext to this paragarph is YES I'D LOVE TO BE ON MONKEY ISLAND.
Basically based on this paragraph all signs point to Donald Trump Being
Stranded On Monkey Island. He's HOPING he's got one last big ol'
scam to avoid it! I dunno we'll find out I guess!
What else is going on and crap. Got some beer
going on with the entry. I LIKE those odds. When I'm watching #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
I notice that the Youtube View Hits haven't budged much over the last half
year. Woulda thought me talking all about it all the time would have
inspired a resurgence of people watching them! I guess my reach isn't
as far as I had thought. But the piont is If You Read This jeez just watch
some #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor what are you stupid or something?
It's fun! And you can watch it 2 dozen times and approach each episode
from a new light. And the episodes will approach YOU from a new light.
Win/win/win. HMM two Alien Vs Predator movies. I can SEE
myself watching them. I can SEE lots of things. Mostly what's
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME in perpetuity. I probably spend 98% of my life
Seeing What's Right In Front Of Me as opposed to something else.
Even 2% sounds high. Looking off to the right or to the left.
I dunno, 2% for that sounds ABOUT right IMO.
Cool! What else is going on.
Lovecraft Country? I can do that but again I'm not 100% INTO IT this
very moment. I I watched Childrens' Play Episode I AND II over
the last week. III is in the cards if I want it! I don't want it
for now! Actually maybe I do want it! In fact that sounds
perfect I want it IMMEDIATELY. Anyway. Making eggs or
making Cup O Noodles really isn't that laberous. Or take too much
time. Makin pasta that's gonna run you as much as a half hour.
Noodles? Maybe 10 minutes, and Eggs even less. Instead of Two
Alien Vs Predator movies can't there be just one movie with Aliens and one
movie with predators? Why do they have to fight? There's a way
we can get the same amount of narrative for Aliens and Predators WITHOUT all
the violence and conflict of putting them up against each other!
Also I MAY be wrong but Predators are also Aliens and Aliens are also
Predators. I hope someone lost their jobs over that one!
Wonderful. Cool! Fascinating.
If Child's Play was a real thing, and Chucky gets into the body of Andy,
does Andy get into the body of Chucky? Or does he just
die/disappear completely? Gotta imagine most likely he gets in the
body of Chucky: The Good Guy Doll. Which isn't so bad?
You can find some positives in this situation if you think about it. I
assume so. I haven't thought about it yet myself but I imagine if I
did I'd come up with somethin'. Also at some point in the
franchise I think Chucky gives up on trying to become a human and just gets
acclimated to the idea he's a Good Guy Doll who still wants to keep his old
personality of killing people alive. I guess. Anyway hey
I get to take another break! START UP SOME Child's Play Three!
That's The End of That Chapter
Got some lunch. Soup. Kinda. When I was just a boy I
considered Cup O Noodles to be soup. It's water, isn't it? Hot
water! With noodles in it! Nope not a soup. Just some
noodles-- Heavily Watered Noodles. I partially remember getting
Cup O Noodles NYU Sophomore 2nd Half Of Year. Before I EVER ate any
soup at all! I was just eating what was expected of me. I
dunno, I get that in MANY Colleges ya gotta have cup o noodles.
Because they don't have an abundance of eateries within walking distance!
Maybe two or three Cafeterias AT BEST. I had the entirity of NYC
within walking distance. With FOUR OR FIVE Cafeterias At Best.
NYU Cafeterias. Gotta imagine other colleges had their own cafeterias.
I don't fuck with other colleges' cafeterias! I like sipping Hot Water
before its cool enough to get to the noodles. You think you're so
hot, don't you. Well I'm just gonna sip some small sips of hot water
here and there and soon enough I can eat the noodles!
Anyway got some Mini Pastrami sandwich to go with
noodles. No more deli meat left over for me! Did a real
Responsible having this meal for lunch! Obviously cup o noodles lasts
for decades but it gave me something to pair Deli Meat With! PLUS the
Pastrami is still fresh enough it tastes Okay! Totally not gettin any
salmonella from Pastrami. Anyway in Child's Play I--II the kid
playing the kid is actually VERY GOOD ACTOR. Never really appreciated
it the first 60 times I watched these movies. Now I can see HE'S FIRING
ON ALL CALENDARS. The point is NYU Sophomore Year Second Half I
had no friends, even MORE no friends than Other Semesters, but I made up for
it in DRINKING AND EATING AND SMOKING. That's not the point I was
trying to make. Way off from the point I was trying to make! Not
even near the same subject!
Three paragraphs to go! The point is Meatloaf
from Fresh'd Direct has always been delicious but for the last 6 weeks I've
been pairing it with Dinner Roll which is DELICIOUS. Roughly 1 piece
WITHOUT ROLL, and 1 pieces COMPRISING SANDWICH, its amazing! Oh HEY
I just remembered I have to make progress with #OzTheHBOShowAutumn.
If I don't finish it I'LL NEVER FINISH ANYTHING. How likely is it I
can get a 90% worthwhile vaccine in April. I saw them use April
for some of these estimations. So what are the odds. And what
are the odds it'd be BEFORE April and/or AFTER April. And the odds it
turns out to be nothing. I NEED TO KNOW THE PROBABILITIES TO ADJUST
MY CONCEPTUALIZING OF MY SHORT-MIDTERM LIFE! Wonderful.
After 2 more paragraphs, I don't have to write ANYTHING for my
Short-Short-Short-Mid-Short-Term Life. I crunched the numbers,
don't believe me? Do the math yourself! That's the terms I'm
Cool! I feel like I saw somewhere they were
gonna make an Animated Childrens' Play but I may not have. Solid, I
dunno, 40% chance I saw that, and then a 90% chance IF I DID SEE THAT that
it never did/never will actually pan out. Remember PAN'S LABYRINTH?
God Knows I DON'T. I remember some sort of Board Game The
AMAZING Labyrinth. Somethin' along those lines. Is it possible One
Person can live inside a movie theater like the phantom of the opera and he
gets to see All The Movies? Seems like one way to go. I mean,
you'd have to charge him a lot. To justify the operating costs of
screening 4 movies a week just for him. But there'll be people who'll
sign up for that NO MATTER THE COST. Well Somewhat Matter The Cost.
Billions of dollars, I don't think anyone is signing up for that.
The point is I only have to write one more paragraph.
What's the main thing that happens in #TheSopranosFallToTheSopranos.
Something about his friend Pussy and he may or may not have some sort of
conflict with his friend Pussy NO SPOILERS! It does ask the
question, though, how has Coronavirus and/or Pandemic affected the Mafia.
Can't be GOOD for business, can it? I dunno maybe... gotta think
about that one. Between America and Italy, they're getting it on
both ends! Hey I finished Lunch. VERY rare I make it
Almost to the end of a section that started concurrently with lunch. I
guess the noodles pushed it over the top. Gotta eat slowly the first
five minutes, gotta be careful around the Hotness. Anyway hey here we
are. No more entry! I'll see you guys tomorrow presumably.
November 13, 2020
Read All About It
tellin' me its Friday The XIII. Calendar. That's my main source re:
Everything. Also is the original Friday The 13th, in retrospect,
called FRIDAY THE XIII I. And then would be Friday The XIII II.
Alternatively shouldn't the sequel be Friday the 14th. Or maybe
Saturday the 14th. And/or Friday The XIV? And so on
from there? Anyway I was thinking about Virtue Signaling and how I
need to do it more often. BUt I think the tone Biden is taking, a lot
of stuff about trying to welcome Trump people back into the fold-- are they
just gonna be like TRYING TO BE RIENDLY AND WELCOMING TO US LOL LIBS
VIRTUE SIGNALLING. OH YEAH YOU'RE SUCH GREAT PEOPLE TRYING TO
REPRESENT US AND MAKING A GOVERNMENT GOOD FOR EVERYBODY, EVEN US. YEAH
WE'RE REALLLL IMPRESSED! Seems like one way things might
Anyway I haven't been outside in Oh I Don't Know OVER A
DAY (24 Hours). Got some delicious Stuffing & Salmon in Oven.
Made some Raw Chicken for dinner last night and may or may not have
Salmonella. No i just told you Salmon is TODAY's Lunch.
Yeah, but... uh... oh what wonderful webs we weave. Salmonella
is Female Spanish Salmon, right? Ella means HER or LADY or something
along those lines. LMLTURQ. Wait I Think it's SHE.
I got there even without LIURQ... better LIURQ to make sure... YEP
it's SHE. Ella is one of the top 2 dozen hits that Mariachi Green
Day cover band does. Solidly one of their top 2 dozen hits, right?
The song, "SHE?" You can get back to me at crazysheet@ ... wait
a second THAT'S NOT HOW MY E-MAIL STARTS! I dunno what else is
Cool! On the one hand this chicken isn't
cooked enough but ON THE OTHER HAND I could put it in the oven for another
20 minutes and it STILL may not be cooked enough might as well just get this
over with. Is there a way I can support Democratic Senate
Candidates in Georgia without Turning Off Voters. Hey all this
money from Out Of State SOUNDS LIKE A SCAM. Can I create an
alternate Identity who is From Georgia? Probably but how far am I
gonna have to go with this alternate identity. Do I just SAY I'm
from Goergia? Or do I need to get a Georgia Residency. A new
social security number. A thing like in that #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
Arnold Schwarzenegger directed episode where, one part at a time, I trade my
entire body with someone else, and I'm doing that with someone From Georgia?
That seems to check out LET'S DO THAT.
If I trade LITERALLY 100% of my body Except for
Brain presumably with an eligible voter, gotta imagine I can vote legally As
Them (Me), right? Seems to check out. So I'm done with #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo.
Got #OzTheHBOSHowAutumn and continuing #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor--
might need a THIRD THING to alternate things with. Maybe Just Movies.
I like movies! One of my favorite movies is a movie. Hmm just
had a tine stroke. What else is going on and crap. SEASON
FOUR of #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor, huh? I Can, "DIG," that.
Like that #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor episodes where someone DIGS
their own grave! Hmm I can think of AT LEAST 2 off the top of my
head where someone digs their own grave. And at least 2 or so where
someone digs Someone Else's Grave. Then... WAIT just thought of a
3rd episode where someone digs their own graves! I'm not joking
with this riff These Are The Real Numbers and there's probably more!
Also if you're expanding Dig Their Own Grave as a euphemism then Yes It's
Like HALF the episodes, but I ain't even doing that! That's Not
What A Euphemism Is. Yeah BUT CLOSE ENOUGH.
What else. Is there a facet of Presidential
Transition where it's not just getting Biden prepared to be president but
also getting Trump prepared to be a private citizen? Maybe he's just
jealous that Biden gets to transition to something new. Trump wants a
Civilian Transition to make him feel important. Yep Mr Trump you
are no longer president but now you get to be a Private Citizen again!
Let's Prepare! Also, "Private," doesn't have to mean what you think it
means! C'mon You'd Like It! I like the idea of Trump giving
an interview January 21st and he's like this is wonderful I don't need to
be responsible for anything anymore! And we're all like UH
OH IF THAT WAS HIM BEING Responsible... and so on and so forth.
Hey I get to take a break now. Be back in a bit!
Sounds About Right
huh? I know that's the wrong word. What do you want ME to do
about it? What kind of citizen is the kind of citizen In Jail.
He's not a private citizen. Certainly not a Public Citizen.
Locked Up Citizen? That seems about right. Trump can never go
to prison! Everyone knows the law doesn't apply to people like Trump!
The point is if Trump was in prison what gang would he be in? Well
it's obviously the Aryans. And when he first gets there he'd be like,
all confidently and friendly, Whassup White Brother Hood bringing
tidings from outsi... and then they bitch slap him and make him their
bitch. That's what SHOULD happen and that's what WILL happen except
It Will Definitely Not Happen but one can dream. Anyway I already
had more than Half The Stuffing in the last 26 hours. And I don't even
like it that much! It's okay I guess!
Do they have Thanksgiving in prison? Gotta
imagine its a top-down Thanksgiving. You're gonna celebrate
Thanksgiving or IT'S INTO THE HOLE WITH YOU. The point is I found
some presumably car keys on what may turn out to be my last walk of the
year. I didn't steal them because I don't have a license anyway.
Also no way of knowing what car they belong to! Also wouldn't even BE
stealing its called Finders v Keepers get on board! Hmm I bet next
time I make chicken I actually cook it thru and thru. Maybe even
tonight! It's only HALF a chicken which means it can last But Two
Meals as Main Course! Anyway what else is going on in the wide world
of sports. Corn Bread and Sausage Stuffing? Sausage just looks
like Raisins 2.5x as big. Doesn't TASTE like sausage. KIND
tastes like raisins if I HAD to pin point the taste to something.
It's sausage, though, theres no debating that.
Anyway, great. If I was in OZ and I had to
join a group probably go with The Muslims. They seem the least likely
to rape me. Also that's the interesting thing about joining a group.
You'd think you'd join a group that would protect you from other people
raping you. Nope! For the most part choosing a group is just
choosing your rapists. Muslims don't rape, that's why they're
Muslims. It might take some CONVINCING on account of them mostly
being black and/or Arabic Presumably. But I think I could, "Fake it
till I make it," and in the end they get another Muslim in the flock and I
get to not be raped so in the end it's pretty much win/win/win. Hmm
the Bikers WOULD be a good group but they're allied with the brotherhood.
PLUS they'll probably Rape Ya. But I DO like Roller Skates so
maybe they'll accept me as one of their own and not make me start off as a,
"Prag." Hey that's great just great.
Anyway. If I had to be someone in The Wire
I'd be Oh I Don't Know NAYMOND. He's got his whole life ahead of him!
And he's being nurtured as much as possible from Major Colvin. He's a
smart kid, he may surprise us all given half a chance. Sounds like
ME. Except for the kid part. I'm What I Imagined Middle Aged Was
when I was young. I mean, almost. 35 is middle aged.
Literally! So I got a few more years of All My Life Ahead Of Me.
Better start signing up for Teenage Speech & Debate Competitions.
I'd knock those out of the park lets be honest. I dunno. Hey
this Act of The Entry is gettin' there! We may be getting Thanksgiving
Food for Thanksgiving. We're talkin A TURKEY. POSSIBLY this
stuffing. Some sort of SWEET POTATOE (Candid?) (Did I write,
"Candid," on purpose?). Some sort of THIRD (Fourth?) thing?
Hey I get to take a break in a little bit. It's
important to celebrate Thanksgiving as much as possible because it makes us
remember hey remember LAST thanksgiving, was around roughly a year or so
ago. Gotta keep being reminded abuot that and whatnot. The
point is Chicken has now been cooked for 1.33 hours already. I put the
whole sucker in only to eat half. But that means the 2nd half is
cooked A BIT if not AS MUCH as should be. Gotta put that in OVEN just
to heat it up. I forget where I am. What's going on, what's
everyone talking about. Dunno whattado after Act II.
Probably #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor but #OzTheHBOShowAutumn has some
points in its favor as well. Hmm can play some SKATE PUNK when the
entry is over. Definitely Later On in the day either way. We're
talkin playin' an E. Playin an F#. Maybe some C# after that.
Good fun day ahead of me is the point! I'll be back in a bit.
I Got That Going For Me
The point is I
like Stuffing so much in THEORY that I'm eating mediocre stuffing
over and over again in PRACTICE. Funny how things work out like that.
I didn't find it that amusing. And I'm My Own Toughest Critic!
Also, MORE accurately, my owns most lenient critic! I have No
Other Critics, of course, so I by default Am Bboth. But I imagine if I
had more critics, and they were HONEST critics, they'd be Tougher Than I Am
On Myself Critics. Maybe they're sycophants, though! Not tough
critics at all! Goal is to get All Sorts of Critics to tell you how
good or not good you are at Websites. Or have ZERO critics, that's
probably even better! Hey Things Are Finally Comin' Up My Way!
Wonderful. Finished lunch. Had a nice
Breadstick as Desert. Had a nice Two Oreos as Ultra-Desert.
That settles that. The point is I had half my weekly dose of
salmon and its all smooth sailing from here on out! What kind of
ALTERNATIVE dinners could I have other than Salmonella & Sides. Why
it's only CHILI & Rice. Maybe a BAGEL & Egg. Some sort of Oh I
Don't Know MACARONI HAVEN'T HAD THAT IN A WHILE. I like the sound
of that! Sounds like boiling water. Can't think of any other
sound associated with macaroni. Macarena. That was a dumb
dance people did for a few months. Sports Arenas, Weddings and
whatnot. Real Dumb Dance. Had NOTHING going for it. Wasn't
intimate-- 1 person dance. Wasn't a good song--- annoying as crap.
Wasn't interesting dance moves-- just Dumb. DUMB DUMB DUMB.
Three more paragraphs to go. One of my favorite
songs ever was they did a cover of Who Let The Dogs Out called Who
Let The Mets Out and it was the most amazing thing i ever heard.
Then I tried finding it on Youtube years later and they DID have a Who Let
The Mets Out but IT WASN'T THE SAME. It was a different MUCH WORSE
version. So I guess that's gone forever. I have half 4 or
6 MIXTAPE CDs somewhere from that time period and it's POSISBLE its on one
of those CDs but I've gone through them in the relative recent past and I
don't RECALL it being on one of those. I dunno why there's two
different versions. The lyrics are 100% different. It's not like
Some Remix or they changed the lyrics 15% to make it better. Just
TOTALLY DIFFERENT SONGS. Presumably made by Radio Stations.
That kinda thing.
Penultimate Paragraph! Here's something I
definitely said ~18 months ago-- there comes a time in every male's life
where he grows from being a Baha Boy into being a Baha MAN.
Fascinating, that sort of thing. Apparently they called Arizona for
Biden. I ALREADY DID THAT IN MY HEAD. I also have Georgia
called for Biden. I figure I'm as important a framework as CNN or ABC
or ANY OF EM. I got Biden 306 EV to However Many Is Left Over!
CERTIFIED WINNER! WE DID IT! If I wanted to troll ABC: The
Channel I'd make a cable channel DEF. Sounds AMAZING also
it's a BET thing where it's catered to, "Metro Youths," or whatever.
DEF. Also ALL SUBTITLES ALL THE TIME. DEF. FOR REAL!
Shouldn't there be a thing where its for blind people and every time there's
something written out in the scene on TV, someone has to say it out loud.
Say you're in a police station nd the sign by the door says SHERIFF'S
OFFICE. Wouldn't a blind person need someone to quickly voice over
THE SIGN BY THE DOOR SAYS "SHERIFF's OFFICE!"
Hey only more paragraph to go! HMM NY
has gone from 79% districts reporting last week to 80% districts reporting!
I bet MY VOTE hasn't been counted yet! That'd be my guess.
The point is both my parents are awake. I don't have to listen for the
doorbell for any reason. I should play some Shake Punk! I don't
get how they invented the electric guitar. That's it. That's
the tweet. Man oh man do I have a disdain for any That's It,
That's The Tweet. Wanna blow my brains out! That'd kind
of be an extreme reaction. Says you! Its an appropriate
reaction. Not actually DOING IT, that'd be extreme. But making
me WANT to do it, that's on par with what's to be expected and whatnot.
Alright that's great another entry in the books! I'll meet you here
roughly the same time tomorrow! Give or take! See ya.
November 12, 2020
I Don't Have Time For This
up on some #OzTheHBOShowAutumn! Already up to Episode V? Time
Flies When You're Getting Drunk. Oz is good because it prepares us
for the inevitable day in all of our lives where We Will Be In Prison.
Anyway got a SUper Market Delivery today and I'm havin a nice MINI
HOT DOG and STUFFING lunch! All in All, not so bad! I truly do
think Trump is angling for his own TV channel. Trump TV. Because
it will accumulate 9 Digit numbers of money and as soon as it's got a
billion dollars Trump Will Then Sue Himself for using the word Trump
so he could just get that money and pay off a portion of what he owes.
The point is Last Time I got Mini Hot Dogs I got impatient and ate 'em
before they were cooked Thru and Thru. This time I waited and IT WAS
WORTH THAT THERE WAIT! Delicious!
I don't know how or why but now I'm operating
under the assumption every thing Trump does is to make himself money.
SUre YOU have been operating under that assumption since the 1980's BUT I
JUST GOT THERE GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT! Nice Part I of III
of What's Ideally a Communal Roast Chicken but I have to eat it all by my
lonesome! I think the problem I always had with It all comes down
to his personal wealth with Trump is that ALSO he's a narccist even
withing the contexts of money. He's Definitely not smart enough to act
in his own best interests, including re: money. He also seems to like
POWER just as much as money. Not the same thing! Sometimes
What else is going on and crap. THe stuffing
is GOOD ENOUGH. Kind was imagining it would be better but OH WELL I
got #OzTheHBOShowAutumn ALL AHEAD OF ME IT'S DELICIOUS! Anyway
CoronaCases all over and even specifically in Queens, New York, New York,
AMERICA, and I'm gonna stop taking walks again! At first I was like
NO I got used to walks. But then I was like C'mon Michael they
say COronaVaccine will be coming in 4-12 months presumably. Just Stop
Walking Why Not. TheN was like WHO THE HELL ARE YOU I KNOW WHO
I AM WHOSE THIS CHARACTER IN MY HEAD TALKING BACK TO ME? Still
though, he/it makes a good point! So I'll go back to CircleWalking.
Play It Safe! Why not! Hey GREAT NEWS we're talking RON MCKLAIN
IS GONNA BE CHIEFTAN OF STAFFS! I was all like hmm what TWITTER
gotta say about this and TWITTER LOVED IT! Alright FINALLY WE'RE
MAKING SOME PROGRESS AS AMERICA. JOHN MCCLANE IS CHIEF OF STAFF!
At first I was gonna say hmm he should be secretary of defense, because
of all the violence, but then I was like hmm he'd be even better at
Secretary of OFFENSE then I was like well there are federal agencies
that are cop-type agencies For Real! Put him in charge of FBI.
Some sort of ANTI-CRIME CZAR. I don't have all the answers re:
John McClain playing a major role in the Biden Administration!
Kinda seems like we should have a Secretary of Offense.
That's what I've gathered from American Foreign Policy. An OFFENSE
CZAR one might say is needed. Anyway when they started naming CZARS in
American Politics... they are aware that things didn't work out so well for
the Original CZARS in history, right? The point is I've been having
what I can only describe as heart burn ALL THE TIME for weeks. I had
already been having it More Times Than I'd Like for years. But now its
every day! If only I could take PEPSID till my hearts content.
I'd do it! But I don't wanna be a JUNKIE I'm gonna take it AT MOST
once a day. Gotta plan strategically! Can I go an Afternoon in
pain so I could go an Evening without pain? It's called BEING READY
FOR ANYTHING get off my back about it.
Cool! Get to take a break after this paragraph.
We're talkin' most likely some #OzTheHBOShowAutumn! ALso, only ONE
EPISODE LEFT of #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo. Wonderful! I
never really registered this the other 8 or 10 times I bingewatched OZ, but
the editing and directing and set design, presumably intentionally, made me
feel very claustrophobic! These rooms are small PRISONER MIGUEL
ALVAREZ NEEDS SOME ROOM TO BREATHE. Doctor Nathan, she's working there
on her own accord, and her ward is NOT SPACIOUS AT ALL. Anyway
on the one hand no more walks outside but on the other hand MORE WALKING
INSIDE! Life is full of compromises and whatnot. Sometimes you
gotta settle with a shit situation if it saves yours and/or other people's
lives. I know yours and/ot other peoples' lives don't SEEM important
but when you really do some deep thinking on it you're like hmm maybe
human lives are SORT OF valuable in the abstract? I don't have all the
details but that's the direction I'm leaning in. I'll be back with
Act II in a little bit.
I Don't Have Time At All
friends. Back with Part II of Entry: The Middle. Also I know
Malcolm was in the middle but he didn't occupy the middle all by himself.
He had a younger brother and an older brother that lived with him. Per
my understanding, though, he had a much older brother who didn't live wit
them. So basically YES Malcolm IS in the middle but so is his Slightly
Older Brother and NO ONE SEEMS TO TALK ABOUT THIS??? Malcolm was YOUNG
SHELDON BEFORE YOUNG SHELDON. Really makes ya think. What
kind of name is, "Sheldon." "Malcolm," that's a fine, solid yet
interesting name. "Sheldon?" GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.
I'd name my kid Malcolm, everything else being equal. I dunno what
else is going on. I tI think they should rebrand The Big Bang
Theory as OLD SHELDON. Seems kinda DUMB they wouldn't do that?
Cool! Probably gonna start Beer in Oh I Don't
Know ONE TO THREE PARAGRAPHS? Anyway I was watching #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
on Youtube, and if you leave it playing to the end, the next thing that
starts up is one of half a dozen Free Horror movies, and every now and then
another #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFOr itself. Yesterday?
Went straight to BACK TO SCHOOL. The Rodney Dangerfield
1980's comedy. Not sure what connection they're trying to make
there, but it's a story I will remember for the rest of my life!
Also the episode had nothing to do with SCHOOL. Maybe being BACK To
SOMETHIN', I don't remember what it was. I remember no School
Though. Anyway, here's where I'm up to in #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor--
penultimate episode I watched, on the Wikipedia Page List OF Episodes, the
short summary for the episode starts off, "AA down-on-his-luck
reporter..." And the NEXT episode I'm watching starts off with, "When a
down-on-his-luck alcoholic reporter..." THAT'S RIGHT THE EXACT SAME
FUCKIN THING. Not even OH THIS ONE IS IN SEASON 2 THIS OTHER ONE
SEASON SIX. We're talking ONLY ONE EPISODE BETWIXT THEM.
C'mon they're different. The 2nd down on his luck reporter is ALSO an
alcoholic. Yep that seems to check out.
Wonderful. Just took a PEPSID! It's called
I'm moderately slightly in pain GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT. Probably
go back to a ONe Hour CircleWalk in the morning as opposed to 2 thirty
minute walks over the day. Probably lots of things! Anyway I was
thinking about it and there's gotta be a thing where it's like a wireless
remote for your computer. Like a TV remote! But you aim it at
your computer and you tell computer to STOP or PLAY or VOLUME-- ALLL from
the pleasure from your bread and/or chair. Sure that's a thing I'd
wager my wages on it. If not SHARK TANK HERE I COME. Also
how is Shark Tank presented as a positive thing. Isn't the
implication that these guys are SHARKS they're gonna take YOUR idea and
make money off of it! And then people are like WELL AT LESAT I
KNOW IT WAS A GOOD IDEA THAT THEY STOLED IT FROM ME. ALSO I GET TO
BE ON THE TV!
That sort of thing. Also lets be honest
WHAT KINDA TANK OUT THERE THAT CAN HOLD A SHARK. I don't think it's
safe to have sharks ANYWHERE, but this ain't no tank you're describing this
is an all out AQUARIUM. But sharks are shifty and clever they'll
take a bite out of your bottom the minute they get a chance! Hey I
get to NOT GO OUTSIDE ANYMORE! Except for removing garbage and/or
recyclingables. And then returning back. Without said garbage
and/or recylingables. Also ONCE A MONTH Bloodwork!/Get Mom Cigarettes!
Or Get my mom blood work and I keep the cigarettes! We
all know Lions are the kings of the jungle but is there a widespread
assumption that sharks are the kings of the sea? And lets be honest
humans are king of MOST Of What's Left Over after Jungles and Seas.
I'm being generous letting them two animals be kings of their own domain.
LET EM HAVE THAT ONE. We got plenty enough for us!
Cool! Is it a thing where a kid goes to a zoo and
is like to his parents what did this monkey do to deserve going to jail.
Sounds like a real FUNNY and CLEVER and BRILLIANT thing a 5 year old could
say. In fact I wanna have kids now! Then take em to Bronx
Zoo when they're five. Then try to get 'em to say it somehow!
Riff where we're all stuck in our own Zoo for Pandemic AND we
communicate on ZOOM! You figure that one out, I've got
better things to do! What else is going on and crap. WHAT
THE HELL DO ZOOS DO DURING QUARANTINE. I think it don't spread to
animals. But it does spread to humans! Now that I think about
it, If ANYTHING, a Zoo is THE SAFEST PLACE YOU CAN BE DURING
PANDEMIC!!! Not HUMAN Jails, though. Those people are DYING
BY THE THOUSANDS. I'll be back in a little bit!
Nobody Has Time
a bit of iced cream! Good for the acid reflux or heart burn or
whatever I got going on! It's cool and creamy and goes down the gullet
and any pain it encounters It absorbs like The Blob and makes it cool and
creamy iced cream too! Anyway what kind of dinner I got going on in a
few hours. Why It's Only some GARLIC & HERB'D ROAST CHICKEN with Oh I
Don't Know FINISHING THE LAST OF POTATHO SPHERICAL HALVES. ROALD KLINE
NOW WE'RE TALKING. I've been waiting ALL YEAR to find that one out!
Hey Roald would you be a Doll and write childrens' books. Spell Doll
as DAHL. Go for it nobody is gonna stop you! We're entering
a new stage of America Politics where we can AND SHOULD pick whatever
spellings we want WHENEVER we want! Anyway hey watched some #OzAutmnOrSomething.
That's the Hashtag we're going with I think, right? #OzAutmnOrSomething
sounds about right. I HAD been doing #OzTheHBOShowAutumn.
I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.
I wouldn't wanna be high while in Oz. You
gotta have eyes in the back of your head there's any number of prisoners
that are just waiting for a chance to Knock Your Block Off. Gotta be
aware! Gotta be vigilant! Gotta protect your block from being
knocked off! One fantasy re: Prison is whether its this, a different
show, or a documentary, I always see them smoking cigarettes and am like
well lets be real, if I was in jail for the rest of my life (HELL, if I was
in jail for EIGHTEEN MONTHS) I'd start smoking again AND QUICK.
Also being high on nicotine if anything will make you MORE alert.
Protect your block even better! Here's the real question though is
what does a President Biden do RE: Space Force. Yes the actual Space
Force but more importantly the Netflix Series. Gotta imagine Biden is
sworn in and he's like wait so what's the deal with this space force
thing? did this ever become a real thing? and presumably they
brief him on whether its a real thing or not, and to what extent.
Gotta imagine he's gonna be like wow its a real thing? we sunk
billions into it ALREADY? AND IT'S ALL BASED ON TrumpShit?
STILL, I MEAN, I HAVE GOTTA SCRAP IT COMPLETELY. This project is going
That was him talking about Real Space Force not
Netflix Space Force. Space and Force are both relevant in Physics.
Space is all like well you know what space is. Force is all
like well you know what force is re: physics. The point is
Great What Else Is Going On. Space The Force Be With You.
It's a SLANT RHYME get on board! What other kind of Dumb Space-themed
names are there in Star Wars. Luke Skywalker. I get it!
Walking in the sky, that's kind of space themed! What about Preston
Rocketship. Luigi Asteroidbelt. Madeline The Satellite.
Where am I. What's going on again. OH, right, third
paragraph of Act III. Anyway still on Beer #1. It's called, I
dunno, it's called somethin. I lost enthusiasm for completing
this paragraph adequately.
Wonderful! What else is going on. Got some
#OzTheHBOShowAutumn to stick with after this entry. The current
1st Favorite Preset I have with Guitar Amplification System is called
Skate Punk. Because THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF GUY I AM. I
can't get ENOUGH of Roller Blading with the Punk Subculture. We're
talkin I've been working on a song with the chord progression E F# C# ON
MY TUNED GUITAR. It might be tuned A HALF STEP DOWN which case
subtract half a Tune from those chords. Wait Roller Blading isn't
Skating. Then it'd be called Blade Punk. It's ROLLER
SKATING I was trying to think of. Those punks! Can't get
enough of roller skating! Anyway hey I only have to write another
paragraph after this one I LIKE THOSE ODDS and whatnot and so on and so
forth. The point is I've NOT put my guitar back in the case every
time I'm done mucking around for 10 minutes. Leave it out! Give
it some room to breathe! Leaning against my amp!
Plus side is EASY ACCESS. Minus side is IT WILL
ACCUMULATE DIRT AND/OR DUST AND/OR MILDEW AND/OR YOU GET THE PICTURE.
Other plus side is LOOKS SEXY. Sorry a teenager's bedroom is just MORE
SEXY with a sexy Black & White Stratocaster UP FRONT AND CENTER.
And I am a teenager in this scenario. YEP seems to check out!
I assume all Executive Orders Joe Biden gives will be done via Free Style
Rap. I don't have a Joke or a Riff or a Cleverness about that.
YEP seems to check out. Hey I get to BATHE myself soon. I
saw an article on WEBMD I WANNA SAY where they're like actually for real
you're gonna be pissed but all you need is three or so bathings a week.
WHAT A WASTE OF CLEANSED WATER. I use ALMOST TWO TIMES as much
water as I shuold be is what you're saying?!?! BECAUSE I ALREADY WAS
BATHING LESS THAN 6 DAYS A WEEK? I dunno where I was going
with that exactly. What else... oh, right. Entry is done!
Be back tomorrow!
November 11, 2020
Website Make Me Happy
friends. AND whatnot. Got some nice blood work done today.
Checked my temperature upon entering building -- I'm running a SOLID 98
Degrees. Sounds like a 3rd rate boy band from late 90's behind the
A Team of BackStreet Boys and Nsync. No B team. 98 Degrees is C
team. Per MY understanding. The point is they were either
referencing a healthy body temperature OR an angle slightly LESS acute than
a right angle. What's the opposite of, "Acute?" BETTER LTURQ.
OBTUSE HOW ABOUT THAT. That's what Andy Defrane called Warden
Whatever His Name Is. And boy oh boy WARDEN DIDN'T LIKE THAT ONE BIT.
Also something where a guy or girl calls another guy or girl A CUTE.
Sounds like a positive thing! Anyway where am I. Oh, right.
Bloodwork done! Beer gotten! Beer soon to be starten!
Drinkenin By Me!
I dunno what kind of delicious lunch I'll be having.
Aiming for Bagel & Egg for either lunch or dinner LEANING TOWARDS DINNER.
There's also Frozen Pizza with Oh I Don't Know a side of A FEW POTATO HALF
SPHERES. There's a PASTRAMI sandwich, either Mini Sandwich OR regular
sized sandwich MIXED WITH TURKEY if My Dad is, "OKAY," With that! Also
with potato half spheres. THen there's frozen meal. Also with
half spheres of potato (multiple potatoes?) These can't all be from
the same potato. The serving size from the beginning is Two, Three
Potatoes AT LEAST. Hey dictionary why do we add an, "E," to
potatoes when it's plural. BECAUSE ITS FUN. Also
what kind of low rent antiquated shit is kids playing with a Potato Head.
Gotta imagine it goes back centuries, right? When kids Had No Toys
(Both because toys didn't exist and parents don't wanna spoil their kids
with such frivolity) the one toy they had was their parents being like
HERE'S A POTATO! GO NUTS! I think we've come a long way
since then though, in other respects, so I dunno why we're still giving kids
FAKE potatoes to play with.
Cool! Maybe frozen meal with potatoe. As of
this very moment that's what I'm leaning towards. Remember when MSNBC
was like LEAN FORWARD. That was tehir TV Campaign Promise in
2016. Look i ain't here to shit on TV Campaign Promises. But
Leaning Forward TOO MUCH, you're just gonnna tip over! Fall down
completely! We don't need to be advocating people lean forward any
more than they might have done other wise! Also I get its a TV
THING. It's like hey we know you're sittin on a couch or a
chair HERE GET A LITTLE CLOSER YOU'RE GONNA WANNA SEE THIS
PANEL DISCUSSION UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL! Wasn't it a thing
when HD TVs started becoming popular they were like oh yeah the
concurrent thing is 3D TVS! It's gonna be the betamax vs. VHS of our
time. HD TV vs. 3D TV! VERY possible nothing like that EVER
happened. I would have been high at the time I'm imagining it happen.
So maybe that's it. Why can't you have an HD AND 3D TV?
I dunno the technology is just not there yet!
Also since I'm being honest about my misconceptions am
I misremembering the Lean Forward campaign promise of MSNBC?
LMLTURQ. YEP THAT WAS REAL! NOw lemme look up 3d TV vs HD
TV! I dunno it looks like it MAY be at thing NOW but I thought
it was a thing over a decade ago. Such is life. Also if you're
leaning forward into a 3D TV WATCH OUT THINGS ARE GOING TO BOMBARD YOU.
Also, credit where credit is due-- in Back To The Future II where the future
has 3d ads for films, and its Jaws and a shark is comin' out of 2d to Try To
Bite You, they're right! If 3D ads (and presumably movies) WERE a
new thing and trying to make the most of its potential JAWS would be a
DEFINITELY way to go IN REAL LIFE. They've really thought this one
through is the point I'm trying to make. The reason I have Potato
Sphere Halves as a side for Anything (other than Bagel & Egg) is because I
have a surplus of Half Spheres of Potato right now. Simple as that!
Wow I get to take a break aftre this paragraph I don't
believe it! Anyway had to add a THIRD Side for FreshDirect and I was
like hmm got some Brown rice which I haven't had in a while.. ya know
what double down on some rice get SPANISH rice which I haven't had in a
while. Also some STUFFING which I assume is a Thanksgiving Special
Thing. Sausage and Cornbread Stuffing I think? That SOUNDS
DELICIOUS. That could be a side or a main course or a side TO
a main course. Yeah that's what a, "Side," is. YOU WIN
THIS ROUND. Saw SEVERAL Halal carts already set up when I went to
get blood work done (not in hospital on STREETS) and part of me was like
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG FOR YOU THERE'S A PANDEMIC GOING ON ALSO GIVE ME
SEVEN CHICKEN AND LAMB OVER RICE WITH HOT SAUCE... AND JUST A BIT OF WHITE
CAUSE... ALSO WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT OPEN YET AT 9:45 AM YOU'RE
THERE AREN'T YOU? DON'T BE A HALAL TEASE! I think
once Jews and Muslims put all their differences aside they can be like,
'oh you guys like Kosher, too?' (Or, 'you guys like Halal, too?')
Because they're right IT'S HEALTHY, AND DELICIOUS, AND TOTALLY
GOD-APPROVED! I dunno a lot of delicious food not included.
Can they even eat Sausage and cornbread stuffing? Not MOST of the
time sausage is probably pork most of the time. NOT GOD APPROVED!
I'll be back in a little bit. FOUR OUT OF FIVE GODS AGREE, PORK IS
NO BUENO TO EAT. Alright. I'll be back in a little bit.
Just Shooting The Shit!
about, "HD-READY," TV's a decade and a half ago. WOW you're READY for
it. That's just great that means NOTHING to me. I'm READY for an
HD-TV right now but I still don't have one! Yes I know there's no
logic to that joke. I know Lots Of Things! Lookin forward to
some Oh I Don't Know UN-FROZEN LASAGNA with Potatoe for lunch during Act III
of entry! The point is I'm almost completely out of Contact Lenses.
Even using One Eye's Worth of Contact Lenses for The Other Eye as well!
NONE! Well I got around 4 Left. That's around 4 days worth.
Two eyes for 2 days each. GET ON BOARD. Here's how early
HD-Ready was a thing, Weird Al brings up the phrase in Couch Potato-- a song
from his TWO THOUSAND THREE ALBUM. At that point HD was
just a pie in the sky dream. I dunno I think I've made my point!
Cool! When people were referring to The Year
during that decade, did they EVER use the word, "And?" Two Thousand
Three. Sounds kind of choppy. Probably should be saying Two
Thousand AND Three. Oh well live and learn too late to go back now
lets just prepare for when it's the first decade of the 3000's. Hmm
when we get to the 2100's that's AN EXTRA SYLLABLE to clunk things up.
Nine-Ty For-ty-Four. Four syllables. Twen-Ty One For-ty Four.
BONUS SYLLABLE. I DO NOT envy the people who will be living in the
2100's! Gonna be tough. Real Tough! Of course in the
2100's we'll all still be around as cyborgs presumably so we got that to
look forward to! I know it's a hassle and a half to use that extra
syllable for the year but at least we'll be AROUND in and some sort of
External Body that WE get to design ourselves!
What else is going on and crap. They also took my
weight at Blood Test but I was all like I AIN'T GONNA LOOK AT THAT.
I'd have to LEAN FORWARD to see the scale and then I might Topple Over
Completely! I don't get why they ask Where Is Your Belly Button
when wrapping measuring tape around me. I point to where it is, and
go, "HERE," and then they're like Alrigth cool and just measure
my waist from SOME OTHER POSITION. It's ad umb thing to be upset about
because presumably they're doing this correctly. Gotta measure 2
inches ABOVE belly button. But it still FEELS WRONG.
Proportion of people who have INNIE vs OUTIE belly buttons. LMLTURQ.
OUTIES ARE ABOUT 10%! Seems about right. I've got an innie
DON'T MEAN TO BRAG. Also what the hell is happening with Outtie BElly
Buttons. Is it somehow a twist of fate? For some reason it ended
up that way? Or are Birth Doctors doing different things to result in
this. I'd LIURQ... AND I WILL!... Nope seems kinda
based on chance. AWESOME!
The point is it's evolutionary advantageous to have an
Innie because YOU CAN STORE LOOSE THINGS IN THERE. I mean, I know not
BIG things. But there are things where it comes in handy! I'm
being DUMB and GROSS but when you really think about it YOU'LL SEE THINGS MY
WAY! What can you do with an Outtie Belly Button! I can't think
of a single thing. Not big enough for sex penetration. How is
that my first thought for OUttie Belly Button uses. I'd like to
see you come up with EVEN ONE OTHER thought. Email me your
Outtie Belly Buttin uses at Mankindguy @ g mail . co m. 98
Degrees. That's someone whose been VERY Busy at college!
Is tIs that a thing somewhere. We're gonna seen in obituary,
This lady, 88 years old, has been attending Oh I Don't Know RUTGERS
UNIVERSITY for the past 70 years, accumulating 40 degrees in the process.
Not only SHOULD that be a thing but it SHOULD be me! I can't afford
it or anything but it sounds like a blast. Also she has to be
Cool. Hey I get to take another break after this
paragraph. I must have said this half a dozen times before, but I have
dreams where I'm back in high school, AND in the dream I remember accurately
I have graduated from college, and I'm always like WHY AM I EVEN DOING
THIS I ALREADY GRADUATED NOT JUST HIGH SCHOOL BUT COLLEGE AS WELL!.
But I just keep attending and graduating and attending again and graduating
again High School in My Dreamscape. Sounds about right.
Also SOMETIMES it's college instead of high school and its always
accompanied with me living in a NICE full out multi-room apartment as if it
were a dorm. Like for some reason this NYC based college has
dormitories where they have this one single insanely opulent dormitory space
and I lucked out and got it. Not even paying more! Just won the
Dorm Lottery so to speak. Anyway hey this paragraph is just about
over. I'll be back with Act III WITH Lunch I!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
got some lunch in the oven. We're talkin Soon To Be UnFrozen'd Pizza
and some Half Spheres of Potatoe. Anyway, I don't think Trump will be
successful in remaining president past 2.5 months from now. But I
don't think he has anything he wants to do. He might as well not
concede because that's as far as his imagination can run in regards to being
president. What, you think he's gonna get bogged down in the details
of INFRASTRUCTURE or something? He'd prepare a Legit Smooth and
Bipartisan-ish Transition for President Biden? No! He's like
well I dunno WHAT ELSE TO DO might as well BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE and not
concede for as long as possible! Sounds about right.
Anyway what else is going on. Nice Day I got for
the rest of the day. We're talkin some beer some AfternoonWalk some
Afternoon Shower we're talkin #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo and some #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor!
Lots of fun in store for me, don't you worry about me Re: Having Fun.
I saw we might have Vaccine by APRIL? WTH THAT'S VERY VERY SOON.
We're talkin OH I DON'T KNOW LESS THAN HALF A YEAR? I could
do that in my sleep! In fact, it'd be easier to do it in my sleep!
Totally unconscious so the time'll past quicker than I can even imagine!
The point is, when will there be some kind of drug that just makes us sleep
for 5 months. I guess it'd be like being in a Coma but NOT DANGEROUS.
And we can take it recreationally. I dunno lets get some people
working on that one for some reason no one is really sure of. Off
the top of my head, can't think of any good reasons for sleeping for 5
months, but there ARE reasons out there that apply to some people! I
feel very strongly about this.
Cool! Also if you're hibernating hard to get
CoronaCase! Ppl would have to invade your Resting Room and cough on
you and what kinda jerk is that?!?! Anyway what else is going on
and crap. I saw that 82% of CoronaVaccines is already bought up by
the world's richest nations. FINALLY BEING AMERICAN IS PAYING OFF.
No bueno for the OTHER 5 Billion without it but for us Hey Great News!
Anyway get a load of this my Dad doesn't wanna share a Communal Roast
Chicken so I'm just getting MY OWN and also there are half a dozen Roast
Half Chicken Flavors and I'm getting a NEW AND POTENTIALLY DELICIOUS one
called. ROASTED GARLIC AND HERB HALF CHICKEN. MAN OH MAN I'D
EAT THAT RIGHT NOW IF I HAD THE CHANCE. Yeah it'll be Three Main
Dishes worth of Meals but I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. We all make
compromises in life and my compromises tend to be Un-communal Roast Chicken
Halves is the point I'm trying to make. I don't mean to brag but my
Free Norton AntiVirus expired yesterday. I have it within my
family household that I can re-install it with subscription. But for
now I'M AT HIGH RISK OF DANGER. Don't Tell Anyone. Gonna take
short break before lunch.
Awesome! LUNCH GOING ON! I saw they're
doing a Re-Count in Georgia. A fair recount Fine That's Great.
I'm worried it'll be a sham recount! Throw out thousands of Dem Votes!
If they're corrupt enough to not accept defeat they're corrupt enough to
cheat to win. So we got THAT to look forward to. Don't
worry Biden wins even without GEoergia. Yeah until the replicate
that same strategy else where. Sure there's an over 50% chance the
recount will be fair and monitored by Democratic observers. I LIKE
those odds. I get to go back to #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
after this entry. I LIKE those odds. Gotta wonder thuohg,
what episode will the next #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor episode?
Oh THAT ONE? I can live with that one. I don't think
they ever finished Regular Count in GEorgia. How can they re-count?!?!
What's THE DEAL with things?!?!
Last paragraph! I SAW ELECTION: THE MATTHEW
BRODERICK REESE WITHERSPOON MOVIE! You can just THROW OUT some votes
discreetly and the other person wins the election! I guess. If
it was definitely a fair recount Sure Have At It. I'm not convinced
it'll be definitely fair is the point so what else is going on and crap.
Entry just about over. Figure that's good news and whatnot. Good
shot I'll be done with #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo today, and if not
today, VERY likely tomorrow. THen I gotta load up a 2nd Thing To watch
to alternate with #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor. We're talking
maybe #OZ:TheHBOShowAutumn. It's not that great a show BUT HOLY CRAP
I CAN IMAGINE MYSELF STARTING THAT UP AGAIN RIGHT AFTER THIS ENTRY!!!
I wanna see all my old favorites Tobias Beecher VERNE SHILLINGER Ryan O
Rielly TIM MCMANUS Sister Pete WARDEN GLYNN Kareem Said ADEBISI... YOU
GET THE POINT! I'll be back tomorrow!
November 10, 2020
Good Luck With That
friends and whatnot. Here with a Non-Alcohol Entry. Except
for maybe Part III or something. Was gonna get some Alcohol this
MorningWalk but Liquor Store wasn't open yet! Presumably I can take
2ndWalk after Act II, either immediately or AN HOUR OR TWO AFTER, and then
I'm all jazzed up and ready for Act III! The point is Hmm What's Going
On In The Wide World Of Sports. Trump doesn't wanna concede!
What a jerk! II wonder how President Biden will deal with this when
he becomes president in Oh I Don't Know NO MORE THAN 2.5 MONTHS!
We're talkin LESS THAN A SEASON. That's my Weird Al parody of More
Than A Reason. LESS THAN A SEASON, IT'S ONLY 2 POINT FIVE
MONTHS... MORE THAN A REASON IS THE SONG THAT LED TO THIS SONG.
"Months," and, "Song," SLANT RHYME. I'LL FIGHT YOU ON THIS!
Tryin to stop Biden from Transitioning from Not
President to President. He can do that well and good on his own!
Buy some ESPN INSIDER: POLITICAL EDITION. See the POWER RANKINGS of
potential people for his CABINET. Hey what's the deal with this why is
it called a CABINET. Also that's what French people call, "Cabins,"
Cab-in-ay. THey would summarize Evil Dead as some guy and some
other people fight evil in a CABIN-AYE. Why are they saying the
rest of that summary in English? I don't know get off my back about
it! Is it possible Trump is angling for a position in Biden's
cabinet by not conceding? It's a negotionary tactic. I'll
step down but I WANNA BE VICE PRESIDENT! Wha you already have a
vice president... OK, I WANNA BE THE CHIEFTAIN OF STAFFS. You
Don't Want Me For THAT? WHAT THE.. UH... WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU.
The answer as always is Trump Can Do Nothing For Us. To that bit,
Trump would be like why would I want to be a public servant.
ANd then we'd be like you were president for four years. And
then he'd be like yeah but I did all that to help me privately.
Yep All Seems To Check Out.
What else is going on. Jimmy Carter congratulated
President Elect Biden. Maybe Trump's resistance is because of the
phrase President Elect Biden. WELL I'M THE PRESIDENT, says Trump,
and I Don't WANT to elect Joe Biden. Seems like it's well within my
legal rights to NOT CONCEDE POWER BASED ON PHRASES I'VE MISINTERPRETED.
Yeah great good luck with that is the point I'm trying to make.
What else is giong on in the wide world of sports. I was really happy
with The Kind Of Alcohol I got last week. We're talkin Bacardi I
believe the word Superior is in there as well as the phrase White
Rum. An then I look in the mirror and it says MURE TIHW.
HORRIFYING. Also for some reason it was written as Whit Erum.
Dunno what the story behind that mistake is. I'll have to think on it
for a bit and I'll get back to you once I've figured out some answers!
Cool! The good news is I siphoned off MORE than
enough quarters to buy Next Alcohol. We're talkin 10 dollars in
quarters when all I need is probably NINE DOLLARS AT MOST. Plus I have
a dollar in paper money (I call it a, 'Dollar Bill,") to augment that so its
all going very well is the point. Starting to perform Guitar Playing:
Not Quite Practice Edition a little bit more. It's like practice but
It's Not Good Enough to be defined as practice. Several steps below
Practice. Hmm what could one call that. Messing around.
I dunno messing around implies at some point you'll make sense of that mess
and it'll develop into something good. I dunno, I'll keep you
updated on this situation as it develops. Internet says Alcohol
Store should have been open. But it was kinda early. But
maybe it means it still won't be open later. I don't have all the
answers! Roughly 80% of the answers do I have!
What else is going on in the wide world of sports.
Got a nice deep pocket in my jeans. Can totally fit a 375 ml bottle of
alcohol in there UNDETECTED. It's called being CLEVER hiding it from
Parental Units. Halfway through a #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor as
of now. Not a particularly great episode! Might just go to #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo
for Upcoming Act Break. I dunno. Maybe watch Part II of TROLL:
The Movie That Inspired A Sequel, Troll II, Which Is Widely Considered To Be
One Of The Word Movies Ever! Troll I is pretty scary!
Little Troll they got runnin' around causing mayhem in an Apartment Complex
is legit creepy! Hmm really makes ya think. NO it
doesn't. Hey that's a great counter-point! Well done!
Anyway time for break. Be back in a bit!
Get On With It
guess. Anyway got lunch going on in Oh I DOn't Know THIRTY MINUTES?
Already took an EarlyShower today. Figure I'll take SecondWalk in Oh I
Don't Know SEVENTY FIVE MINUTES from Now? So that's my day and
whatnot. Figure I'll knock a paragraph or two out of the park before
Lunch. Now that we got the important stuff out of the way. At
some point Biden & Democrats are the main people on Cable TV, right?
I'm looking forward to that Almost As Much as I abstractly look forward to a
future without Cable TV. Ya know the News Channels. Not
Comedy Central. That Channel CRACKS. ME. UP. I
haven't watched Comedy Central in a while. Gotta imagine that's still
the channel The Daily Show is on. That'd be MY guess. I find it
interesting that Republicans don't like Voting. Hmm maybe we turn
that around on 'em. Be like GREAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT VOTING
INTEGRITY, WONDERFUL, LETS WORK TOGETHER TO MAKE SOME LEGISLATION TO HELP
IT. From Our REAL concerns and even for your FAKE concerns!
It'll be a GRAND compromise!
You know, that sort of thing. Also COVID 19 could
be bipartisan. Wait no Republicans are PRO-Covid 19.
There's probably a few, "Swing Votes," of three or so Republican Senators
who are like ya know what gotta break ranks on this a little bit I can
KIND OF see the merits towards fighting Pandemic. Right?
Gotta imagine there's TWO at least. Maybe just one. FINE
NONE OF THEM GIVE A SHIT. Look I get it some (most?) politicians
don't give any shits about anything. But on the other hand I DO give
some shits so you could see where I'm coming from and whatnot. What
kinda lunch do I got in the oven. Why it's only 1/3rd of Beef
Sirloin and some Potato Half Spheres. Possibly throw in a dinner roll
there, too. The other good news is I was wearing one of my contact
lenses inside out. Fixed that right up after shower! All smooth
sailing from here! Re: My Eyes For The Rest Of The Day.
Wonderful. Gotta go get blood work done tomorrow
LIKE A CHUMP. Why can't they just take my word for Me Having Blood.
Testing my White Blood Cell Levels so I can continue taking Certain
Medication Safely? SOUNDS LIKE A SCAM. They just want my blood
to gain access to mY DNA and then before you know it DINOSAURS with parts of
MY DNA because they didn't have 100% of From The Dino DNA so they need to
splice in MY DNA. GOD DAMN. ON the other hand now I have
some Dinosaurs in my Family Tree kind of? In 40 years, if you
clone yourself and then raise your clone from baby to child to onward, what
kind of relation do they have to you? Not your son or daughter.
KIND of, but its its own thing! II wonder how that's all gonna
shake out Gotta Start Preparing for it NOW.
Cool! ANYWAY a certain, measurable amoutn of
time has passed and now I'm here for 2 paragraphs! Then take a bit of
a break, take a walk, return with ALcohol Presumably! Anyway at what
point will Trump and Republicans acknowledge is the President Elect.
Will it be until after He's Just The President: No Longer Even Elect?
I dunno, who knows what's going on in their heads. I know a great way
to win Georgia Senate Seats. Hey want to pass a stimulus that
affects working and middle class workers and Republicans Don't!
It's the perfect scam! People might presumably vote in their own best
interests it'd be crazy no one would see such a development in politics
coming! What do I know, though. NOt a lot. I'll admit
that! I do not know a lot about things.
What kind of dinner do I got in store. Bagel
& Egg is a STRONG contender. I think I have a French'd Bread'd Pizza
left. A frozen meal which I CAN'T pair with Extra Bonus Rice but I
COULD pair with potato sphere halves. A CUP FULL O NOODLES.
Anyway for all the complaints that the Press wasn't covering the Covid Bad
News and whatnot, which is 100% warranted, they're ALSO barely covering
the Covid GOOD NEWS. Don't wanna get ahead of themselves, I can
see that. I just found it to be an INTERESTING development. The
kind of development that Brings You To The Verge of THINKING. I like
(dislike) potato chip flavor, "Sea Salt." Look, salt, I'm on board
with. Besides Presumably Potato Salt is the main ingredients in these
enterprises. But SEA salt? Aren't we supposed to not Drink
Seawater because it's SALTY. Seems like I'm putting my health in
danger with sea salt. Also just sounds gross! I Don't Like It!
I'll be back in a little while.
Now You're Talking My Language
guess. Hey took a walk got back with alcohol. I gave the lady at
Alcohol Desk Lotta Quarters. Usually I count it out myself, but I
realized Why Bother. They're just gonna have to double check it
anyway, that's THEIR job. SO why bother I just dumped out some
quarters and was like GET TO WORK. IN the end though it worked
out for both os us, on account of her selling me her inventory in exchange
for money (Quarters, but money nonetheless!) Also at what point are we
going to reach Peak Copper. There can only be so much copper on this
planet we call Earth (well MOST of us do, anyway). At some point, all
the pennies we've been making, we're gonna reach a point where There's Less
Copper Left compared to the amount we've already used. I feel very
strongly about this.
And as the penny goes SO GOES ALL MONEY. Suddenly
we can't make pennies the ENTIRE SYSTEM shuts down! Is it possible
We In America could try to get the Euro going on Over Here. Look I
like its style. It's got a lot going for it. I feel like if I
started to build grassroots support for Euros, I'd find some excitement
about it, but then the CIA will come and shut me down. I'm being an
Agitator of some kind! Throw me in Prison for some reason. So
in the end NOT WORTH IT, but it can't stop us from fantasizing about An
American Future where We Use The Euro. I'm the other way though on
the metric system. I think Everyone Else should GO OUR WAY.
Celsius, liters, centimeters, whatever. They think
we're gonna adapt to THEIR WAY? Just because they've got 98% countries
on board?!? NOT LIKELY! Also I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG MY DICK IS IN
CENTIMETERS. WHY BOTHER. You know, that sort of thing.
Cool! Anyway I'm a real asshole because a
piece of gum must have gotten stuck to some laundry or something and now it
was found in washing machine and its hard to get at it. Which I figure
is a solid 5-20% chance IT'S GONNA MUCK UP THE WASHING MACHINE COMPLETELY.
All due to Gum. I haven't chewed gum in weeks, maybe months.
And now I'm vowing off gum completely. Except for last night after
I heard the news. It's the Forbidden Fruit That Tastes The Sweetest.
How did they pitch gum. Must been something like this.
HEY you like food, right? Well I like CHEWING the food.
The rest of it I could do without. Have I GOT A PRODUCT FOR
YOU!... "and scene." It's hard to transition from Twitter
--> No Twitter. I can't even accomplish step one from doing Political/
Poll/Horse Race Type Punditry --> something more relevant now that ELECTION
IS OVER. They had their day in the sun and now its over! One
would imagine. Me, I still am CAPTIVATED by these twitter accounts.
Does the term cop come from the term copper which is a
reference to their badgers being made out of copper. As good an
explanation as I've ever heard. So possible I'm gonna LTURQ.
NOPE NOT THE CASE. Oh well, on to suicide for me!
I can't stand the embarrassment being wrong re:
copper police badges. First Instinct Is To Aid And Abet my Eventual
(Sooner than later?) Death. Oh well, what can ya do. I think the only
burrito I have is a Breakfast Burrito. I'm okay with that! I
enjoy all sorts of burritos I'm no snob. Hey good personal news for
The Fam, Spring Classes At Kingsoboro: The Community College My Dad Teaches
At, is having online courses in the Spring! That way my Dad gonna
teach another 1 or 2 classes. HANGIN' IN THERE. Just like Jill
Biden. Also how awesome would it be to be in a class with Jill Biden.
I bet I'd impress her. I'd be raising my hands all the times,
impressing her and whatnot. What does she teach. I wanna
Guess ENGLISH. LMLTURQ. YEP ENGLISH. I EXCEL at
sucking up to English Teachers. I know all the word in all the books
and some of the grammar and syntax. I feel Very Strongly About This.
I once had a classmate named Jill in an English class. TRUE
Last paragraph presumably! ...Wait, no.
That was a different class. Not an English class. REALLY
True Story. Wait... it's POSSIBLE it was an English Class after
all. Now I kinda am back to thinking it was an English class.
THE TRUEST STORY YOU'LL EVER HEAR. What else is going on and
crap. I don't get why they call literature/writing classes
English. Yes it's based on the use of English. But its so
much more! It's like calling a Math Class a Numbers Class.
Which actually, now that I bring it up, I think it is kinda charming.
I got Mr. Kornb*** for my Numbers Class Third Period. I'm on board
with Number Classes now that I think about it! Also is that Mr. KOrnb***
me or my Dad. At first it was my Dad but now that I think about it
I'd be OKAY teaching a Numbers Class Third Period. What else
is going on and crap. Oh, entry is over! I'll see you guys
November 9, 2020
Better Late Than Never
don't mean to brag or anything, but my 4 digit Pin Code that lets me access
Laptop after it being closed is VERY VERY GOOD. Wonderful 4 digit
code, and ya know what, I probably COULD share it with you. On
account of You Are Nowhere Near My Laptop, not close enough to steal it!
Also on account of old laptop didn't even HAVE this level of security so
it's not really necessary to me. One real TO share it is because
you might like it so much you make it your four digit pin code.
In which case I can Access All Your Computers From Now. Hmm.
Really makes ya think. Looks like HOPEFULLY some POSSIBLY VERY
HIGH EFFICACY Vaccine is on the way!!! And we don't even need to worry
about whether it helps/hurts Trump politically! IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE
ANYMORE! JUST CELEBRATE GOOD THINGS, WORRY ABOUT BAD THINGS.
So along those lines Hmm Seems Like A GOOD THING. They SAY 90%
Efficacy (they didn't use that word I DID because I'm Some Sort Of
Dictionary Genius), and if that's the case, having a hard time picturing my
life after that. Do we just kinda go about our business except for
wearing masks? Or do we still Be Extra Careful. It's a tough
one, 90%, right on the boarder. If it was 75% I'd be like yeah
better keep playing it safe. If it was 98% I'd be like yeah
just live life but with a mask and/or sometimes gloves. 90%?
WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOESD TO DO WITH THAT!!!
The good news is it's probably under 90% and they're just
Hypin' This Up as much as possible. That's GOOD News?
Yeah, like I told you. In that case I Now Know How To React. Get
on board! My Therapist who I FACEZOOMED with this morning,
before either of us heard about vaccine, was ALREADY like hmm you could
probably take THREE walks a day. ANd I was like I dunno that
sounds like increasing my walks by 50%. Trust me I crunched the
numbers, I don't have time to watch you work it out to confirm my math WE
GOT THERAPY TO GO THROUGH. Anyway what else is going on in the
wide world of sports. Had to take Electrical Tape off of Covering My
Phone Camera for the FaceZoom. Replaced it with a brand new slice of
tape! Which is Really Good because my old slice of tape was partly
covering the very top of the screen, where it says The Time and Battery
Power Left. Now I can See Time and Battery Power COMPLETELY
That sort of thing. Gotta finish RIGATONI and
MEAT'D BALLS for one meal today. The other meal I DUNNO Gotta Think
About It! Hmm what kind of #TalesFromTheCryptFallTOFrightFor do I
got comin' next. I wanna say it's the one about the illustrator
for #TalseFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor comics, in a piece of Meta TV episode
I call.... The Tale of The Meta TV Episode of #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor.
Nice Title, right? That's where I Excell! The Titlings Of Stuff.
Gotta go without beer tomorrow. Gotta go WITH beer for Wednesday.
Then maybe A WEEK from tomorrow and/or wednesday I get that 375 ML of
ALCOHOL again. I LIKE those odds. Alan Trebeck. How
come when people die it's always revealed that yeah this guy was
WONDERFUL GUY yuo don't even know. ANd it's never just this guy
was a dick or even, worse, it's never just yeah too bad but he never
struck me as a BETTER than HALFWAY GUY, though!. Always great!
WHAT KIND OF FOOLS DO YOU TAKE US FOR.
What would people say when I die. Who was that
guy? Oh, him. I guess that's a shame. Seems to check
out. Got some Orange Juice going for first time in Oh I Don't Know a
MONTH? Also coffee and also beer. It's called BRUNCH you idiots.
That's the slang they use to criticize Liberals who are not gonna fight the
good fight after election. All gonna be too busy with Brunches.
With the implication they were kind of, "Virtue Signaling" for lack of a
better phrase (there's GOTTA be a better phrase, that's a REPUBLICAN SLANDER
PHRASE) and now that its over BACK TO BRUNCH. Also the other
implication is they do this "Virtue Signaling," SPECIFICALLY AT BRUNCH.
They get together with their friends and eat Brunch and talk about Politics
And The Issues OF The Day. Yep that ALL seems to check out.
Their activism doesn't extend beyond Eating Brunch with Likeminded People.
That's the context, right?
Yep seems to check out! You'll be happy to know I
HAVE NO FRIENDS TO EAT BRUNCHES WITH. What else is going on and
crap. Hmm is this website a Brunch. Nah more like a
Straight Up LUNCH. Whew that's a relief. SURE I HAVE
VIRTUE AND IF IN THE COURSE OF THINGS IT HAPPENS TO BE SIGNALED TO YOU
THAT'S JUST LOGICALLY THE WAY THINGS GO! OH NO I'm up to the part
of #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo where McNulty starts pulling THE WEAKEST
SHIT OF THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE. No Spoilers BUT he starts fabricating
a series of Homeless Murders to get funding for Fighting Presumed Serial
Killer THEN FUNNELING IT INTO REAL POLICE WORK. No Spoilers,
though, right? Anyway so I got all that going for me.
I'll be back in a bit with Act II!
Better Never Than Super Never
it possibel that the later in the day, the better Of A Liberal you become?
Breakfast Liberal, doesn't get worse than that. By the itm you're up
to a Midnight Snack Liberal, now you're Takin Shit Seriously, Not Givin ONE
INCH to The Anti-Pros. That's what I call people who are united in
their cause to fight Progressives. ANTI-PROS. AMAZING
IT WORKS ON TWO OR THREE LEVELS. That's the kind of cleverness
you can expect from a Midnight Snack Liberal! Short stories are
great but I'm Anti-Prose, poetry Even Better. Also of course Anti
and Pro are OPPOSITE MEANINGS. You know the word I'm looking for.
OPPOSITES IN MEANING. CONTRADICTORY. WHAT THE HELL IS THE
WORD I'M TRYING TO THINK OF. ANTONYMS CRACKED THAT CODE.
I know it's not a hard word IT JUST ESCAPE'D ME FOR A SECOND.
Cool! Figure I'll eat some CHILI + Potato
Half Spheres for LUNCH, finish That There Pasta meal For DINNER.
There's a GOOD chance I end up donating Oh I Don't Know FIFTEEN DOLLARS to
Georgia. Thre must be a fund where you donate it to them and
splits it evenly between Two Georgia Democratic Candidates For Senate.
I can't Donate Half The Amount TWICE, once to each! That's too much
work! MAKE IT SIMPLE FOR ME. I thin kit's fun whenever I Find my
nail clipper. Sometimes on one of my desk/deskish surfaces.
Sometimes on the floor-- any area of the floor is possible! Sometimes
under my bed. It's always a blast to be like Hmm wonder where my
nail clipper is now. And then I may look for it for 60 seconds and
then give up. But EVENTUALLY I'll come across it by accident so it all
works out in the end is the point.
Fascinating. I'm under the impression that Donald
Trump had nothing to do with Potential Vaccine but if it was announced last
week he probably would have won. Either way, man what a great week.
Biden is next president AND very possibly a LEGIT vaccine within a few
months? I LIKE those odds. The only way to make this week
even better is if they're like ya know what you're not gonna like this
but we crunched the numbers and actually Globe ISN'T warming. Climate
ISN'T CHANGING. A... a third way to put it ISN'T HAPPENING.
Gotta be a common, widespread phrase other than Global Warming and Climate
Change. I feel like there's a third one which uses the words Global
and/or CLimate but with Different Second Words. Global Heating?
I feel like I heard that somewhere. Also, yes, we will be pissed if
Global Warming isn't happening for about one and a half seconds and then be
like HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING!
That sort of thing. When Biden works the word
science into his Campaign Promises is it implied he's referring to
global warming? I mean, the main implication is Covid Related.
That's obvious. But is there a SECONDARY insinuation where it's like
hmm what's the other thing Science Doesn't Like WHY IT'S ONLY CLIMATE
CHANGE. I enjoyed FaceZooming. I only glanced at myself a
half dozen times but when I did I was like MAN OH MAN DOES THIS GUY HAVE
IT GOING ON. Good thing those glances were few and far between AND
were about half a second at most. Any more time and I'd be like
wait lemme scratch that man oh man does this guy NOT have it going on and so
on and whatnot.i What What else is science interested in.
Health. Climate. Hmm. Gotta imagine Bidens got some
scientists working on a THIRD and MAYBE FOURTH thing. Jurassic
Park but in real life. Gotta be up there, right?
What else is going on and crap. Is it just me or
does Kamala Harris laugh A LOT. I've seen maybe a dozen or so short to
medium length clips of her interviews/speeches over the last few weeks, and
she is CRACKIN UP all the time! I wanna know what she's laughing
about! I bet it's HILARIOUS. Sir Laughs A Lot. Is
that a thing. Sir Lancelot. Pretty sure that's a thing.
Better LIURQ though. It IS a thing but I don't know what it was.
Started reading the first sentence of an explanation of who/what that is and
I got bored. Such is life. What else is going on and
crap. I wonder what the rest of the day has in store for me.
Probably same stuff as most of the other recent days and whatnot.
I'll be back in a little bit Presumably with LUNCH!!
Is It Too Late To Rule Out Early
I got some delicious lunch going on. We're talkin White RIce.
We're talkin One Buffalo Wing. We'er talkin some CHILI (HEated up to
around 67% of where it would be ideally!)! Anyway I was having serious
doubts about my choice for lunch just now. I comitted to Chili earlier
in entry btu I was kinda like hmm maybe just the pasta now and chili for
dinner. I stuck with it and in the end I think I made the right
decision! Also Brunch Liberal, does that apply mainly to women?
It makes me think of like Sex And/Or The City and them ladies are always
having brunches ALL THE TIME. Men just don't do Brunch really! I
feel very strongly about this! Oop proved Brunch Liberal is a
sexist phrase. Now we gotta start at ZERO in terms of using
Then again, what's the Male:Female proportion of
people who vote Democratic. Gotta be like 60:40, right? Maybe
even higher! LMLTURQ. Looks like WIKIPEDIA (smartest website on
the internet) says Democrats are Women +12. I think that means
something like 44% is Men and 56% is female. What about non binary
folks. I dunno it doesn't say! Do CEnsus include Non Binary
people these days? Seems like it could be a wedge issue one way or
another! Anyway what else is going on and crap. Hey after the
next few paragraphs I got an entire day to enjoy! We're talkin Doin'
The Same Stuff I Do Every Other Day. What else is going on and
crap. I think once every 40 years we should have to take THE CENSUS'
census! Anyway. Let's say there IS a 90% vaccine in a few
months. I'd take walks unabashedly. Dunno about Delivery Food
Deliveries. Whether I keep wiping down and wiping down again InPut
Things from OutSide. Whether I resume my pre-Pandemic practice of
getting up into my Mom and Dads' Grills and breathing into their face for 40
minutes. I can't believe I've gone Rounding Up To A Year Vaguely
Cool. Anyway apparently Phizer had nothin' to
do with Operation WARP SPEED (whose coming up with these Operation Names?).
THey weer like yo I don't want anything TO DO with you folks.
So of course after the announcemnt Pence tweeted WE DID IT!!!
or something along those lines. And by Pence I mean Somewhere Along
Those Lines. Maybe Liberal Men DO Eat Brunch. I'm out of
the Purported Brunch Loop COMPLETELY. What else is going on and crap.
Woke up a few hours earlier than yesterday because of Therapist. I had
forgotten I had the appointment. She woke me up By Phone. And
she was like were you sleeping? And I was like yeah and
she was like tell me about it. Except for that last part.
What do you think this is SOME KIND OF THERAPY? More or less just
Management. Medication Management. Symptom Management.
That sort of thing.
Only 2 paragraphs left to go! What's today,
MONDAY? I think I'm somehow, for some reason, getting into a MindSpace
where the days of the week are ACCURATE. Instead of my week starting
on Thursday or whatever. Sunday feels like Sunday. Monday feels
like the first day of the work week. I dunno what it is but over the
last few days it's just been Clicking! Just got a Spam email saying
We See You Voted for Trump or Biden and I wasand I was like
YEP YOU NAILED IT. HOWD YOU PULL THAT OFF. Yeah I get half
of People didn't vote. That's THEIR misfortune. They don't get
this spam and be like HEY HOW'D YOU PULL THAT OFF. They get to
be like NOPE YOU WERE WAY OFF I'M DEFINITELY NOT READING THIS SPAM.
I dunno. What else is going on and crap. Also, Brunch is sort of
a Classist Generalization. Only FANCY people, Upper Middle Class
and UP eat BRUNCH. Lots of layers of context to this phrase!
I don't have a problem with it. I don't eat Brunch at all so I figure
I'm in the clear.
Last paragraph! Wonderful. WTF It's 76
DEGREES? IN HALFWAYTHRU NOVEMBER? That doesn't sound right.
Better organize a brunch AND FAST to TALK ABOUT IT. Is that
another implication of Brunch Liberals. WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR BRUNCH. Makes sense. I can imagine Brunch being a
meandering thing. Goes on forever. WE NEED TO WORK ON STUFF
NOT JUST HAVING A NEVER ENDING BRUNCH IT TAKES UP TOO MUCH TIME.
Anyway what else do I got going on for me in the day. #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
is in my IMMINENT future. We're talkin literally a few sentences from
now! Shower at some point. Either a Nice AfternoonWalk OR a Nice
EveningWalk. It's gonna be a good day! Solid Day I got going on
for me is the poin! I'll see you guys tomorrow.
November 8, 2020
This Title Is Way Up There
what else is going on. That's how Black People pronounce Well when
pretending to be white people. WH'EEL. Speaking of WHEELS,
another game show other than Wheel & Fortune is Jeopardy.
This man passed away today or yesterday. WHO IS ALEX TRABECK?
That's the question we're all asking ourselves today. For some
reason it feels right to be like yeah I think I've heard he's a real
righteous dude one of the best. But also I have no idea where
that comes from maybe he was an asshole, or, more likely, Just Some
Guy. But I feel like people have been like Alex Trabeck Man
DUde That Fellow Was THE TOPS. If I had to Live On Jeopardy for 30
years I'd go insane. Just imagine doing that day in day out for
DECADES. All the What Is's, all the This Thing For 500,
all the Daily Doubles... I think hosting ANY one single game show for
that long would be maddening. Jeopardy especially though for some
reason! One day I hope to look up how to spell, "Trabeck."
Oh well what can ya do.
Biden gave Acceptance Speech last night. He was
accepting that he has some problems with speech. Stuttered One Out
Of 100 Times HE Says Something. He's grown to accept it and WOW on
WHAT A STAGE last night! I DUNNO WHATS GONNA HAPPEN. We ain't
going back to Obama. We ain't goin back to Clinton or Bush or Other
Bush. We're Goin Into Some Totally New Thing! Where WE ALL gotta
stand up get up stand up for your (our) rights, try to make it The Best
It's Own Thing As Possible. Anyway the thing about Beer In Terms
Of My Supplies Of Beer For This Week is I got 7 between today and tomorrow.
And on Tuesday AND/OR Wednesday I'm leaving house to get blood work done,
coinciding with getting my MOm cigarettes, which presumably will correspond
with me getting TWO or so Big Ol' Beers!
Wonderful. Still got A Meal of RIGATONI and
Meatball for either today or tomorrow. Got a Beef SIrloin + Potato
Sphere Halves for dinner tonight. Other meal within the next 3 meals
is Oh I Don't Know BAGEL WITH EGG. I LIKE those odds. I
wish I understood this Four SEasons Lanscaping Story better than 80%.
Because from what I gather it's hilarious. But, in all honesty,
there's a part to the story that I'm like that can't be right, there must
be more to it that I'm not grasping. I'm not being sarcastic or
rhetorical or whatever. I TRULY BELIEVE it can't Just Be What It Seems
Like. Also it's pleasant on a MicroScale that it's 70 degrees in
November but on a Macroscale it's like well yep that's to be expected
now. Only gonna get worse. OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE.
Imagine if Biden leads the entire globe into addressing Climate Change
Adequately. He'd be like, go down as, THE BEST PERSON IN THE HISTORY
OF PEOPLE. I mean, up till now. Gotta imagine there'll be
more potential Armageddon Apocalypses over The Rest Of Humanity but for now
this is what we're dealing with.
Anyway what else is going on and crap. Still
waiting on a Biden Playlist. I guess we'll have to settle for the
songs he played at Accepting Speech last night. Didn't see it myself
but I was informed he was playing, "Don't Back Down." And I also heard
them play, "The Song From Ghostbusters II where they put the slime in the
statue of liberty to make it animated and everyone's digging the Alive
Statue of Liberty." Also that other song we all know but I forget the
name of. I guess that'll keep us going for now but I EXPECT MORE.
I feel like there was a Bruce Springsteen song in there as well. I
didn't know the song but I heard it and was like pretty sure that's Bruce
Springsteen. Then on further introspection from reading external
websites I think they said something about a Bruce Springsteen. So I
GET IT! It's solid 75% chance I got most of those songs wrong.
Oh well such is life!
Cool! What else is going on in the wide world of
sports. Is it a thing where Trump makes meaningless but minor steps to
be like in my least few months I will address Climate Change.
And do NOTHING but sort of enough dumb stuff that he could be like YEP
GOT THE BALL ROLLING TO SAVE THE WORLD GUESS I'M GOING DOWN IN HISTORY AS
A GREAT GUY AFTER ALL! Because I'd be conflicted about that!
Because he wouldn't be convincing any Republicans to take real action.
If anything, the opposite. He'd make some token gestures that mean
nothing, and then Republicans will be like YEP THIS IS PERFECT AMOUNT OF
ACTION THIS IS AS FAR AS WELL GO. So he could sabotage it by
pretending to save it in order to save his self-sabotaged reputation.
Yep that seems to check out pretty well. Except for the part about
Trump making token efforts to help people. Don't see that coming true.
I'll be back in a bit.
That's What I've Been Led To Believe
What else is going on in the wide world of sports. Was trying to stay
up to watch SNL last night and I was gettin pretty tired by the end.
And I had been drinking. Kinda reminded me of Being In Dormitories In
College and drinking and being tired but that was overwhelmed by the feeling
of hmm hanging around with Buzzed Girls! THERE'S A 2 PERCENT CHANCE
SOMETHING CUOLD HAPPEN THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF I LEFT DORMITORY TO GO TO MY
DORMITORY. THEN AGAIN THERE'S A 1.5-3.0 PERCENT CHANCE
SOMETHING MIGH HAPPEN BACK AT MY DORMITORY. So the point is
if Sex Could Happen you gotta stay awake! Don't fall asleep like a chump!
They were showing celebrations at Washington Square Park Yesterday.
That's merely as far away from My Freshman YEar DOrm as the Other Dorm I
would Hang Out At THE OTHER DIRECTION AWAY. So the point is
wonder how much Celebration ended up in sex. HOLY SHIT imagine
that. HOLY SHIT SUPER CELEBRATION TRUMPS GONE LETS EXPRESS OUR
EXCITEMENT WITH EACH OTHER PHYSICALLY.
That's the dream, right! The point is
what else is going on and crap. One's gotta imagine at some point my
vote will be counted. I heard after NY and California are all in Biden
could have won Popular Vote by a SOLID 5%. If 5 Percent was the
chanec I'd get some sex I'D BE TAKING THAT BET EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK.
Solid chance I'd get to have sex once, twice a month at those odds!
Biden had a line a few times where he's like America can be summed up in
one word: Possibilities. And I kept on being, IN MY HEAD,
wonder if he's referencing the Weezer song off of Maladroit: The Weezer
Album. You know, that sort of thing. When I first was into
Weezer they only had FOUR ALBUMS. Now they have FOURTEEN Albums or so.
Hey how about this we all grow up with Weezer Albums and whatnot. By
WE ALL I mean Me. GET THOSE CONFUSED ALL THE TIME.
Awesome! Will have lunch with ACt III of
entry no matter when or what or how that is. America can be summed
up in one word: America. That settles That. What Else Is Going
On. I dunno. Can't wait to hear some podcasts recorded POST
election perhaps PRE election being called and POST Biden accepting speech
PRE Trump Whatever Sort OF Speech He'll Give Next. If you think
about Single Songs on Albums in succession in terms of track listings as
being The Order Of Songs Across Discography, Weezer's POSSIBILITIES was the
PENULTIMATE PENULTIMATE song I enjoyed from Weezer's Collection Of Songs For
A YEAR OR TWO which I enjoyed listening to Weezer before MAKE BELIEVE (5th
album) showed up. So we got that going for us is the point.
Hmm Sean Connery Died and Alex Trebeck Died within a week of each other.
THOSE SNL SKETCHES FROM 20 YEARS AGO WERE A SIGN.
Wonderful. Also did Sean
Connery EVER give the impression of being a dick in real life? Because
he was a huge jerk to Alex Trebeck in Fake Celebrity Jeopardizes. I
feel like they might have just conjured that out of thin air. What
do I know, though. I hope people celebrating in Washington Square
Park take a break to get a TURKEY SANDWICH with some RUFFLES and a MOUNTAIN
DEW CODE RED from SPACE MARKET: The Deli-Bodega WHICH BORDERS WASHINGTON
SQUARE PARK. BUT HALF THE TIME INSTEAD OF CHIPS A NICE BLACK AND WHITE
AND/OR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE. Variety Is The Spice Of Life! The
more Biden pads his national vote lead, yeah, first instinct is cool nice
bump up in margin of victory. But it's also like that's not
cool, bump up in the discrepancy between Popular Vote and Electoral College
Victory. He could end up with a 5% National Lead and have only won
the key electoral states by 1 or 3 hundred thousands per my understanding.
That Don't Sound Right.
Oh well what can you do. THAT doens't sound
right but SPACE MARKET sounds OUT OF THIS WORLD. What's the over under
where Trump is like HMM I WON A LOT OF STATES SHOULD WE SECEDE FROM
THE UNION ??? Very possible, except for the fact he'd spell
Secede as Succeed. That's MY Hot Take. Is there a 50%
chance he tweets I WON WAY MORE STATES THAN JOE BIDEN!!!? No,
there isn't. There's a HIGHER than 50% chance that works its way into
his narrative. The point is I'll solidly have lunch with Act III of
entry most likely Bagel with Egg. I can't stress this enough!
Nor can I convey my excitement about it enough! Anyway when I Was
taking out garbage last night I smelled some weed from somewhere, as I do on
occasion, and was like ALRIGHT THAT'S GOOD FOR THEM SMOKING IT AND THAT
WOULD BE FUN FOR ME TO DO BUT OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE. I can just
PICTURE getting calm-high and experimenting with this Wonderful Gutiar
Amplification System. It's RIGHT THERE FOR THE LIVING! Anyway
I'll be back in a little bit!
Ok Fine Entry Almost Over
got some lunch going on. We're talkin Egg. We're talkin
2/3rds toasted bagel. We're talkin some PEPSI. We're talkin half
a beer. Anyway just found a hair in my lunch. Gotta be my
own hair, right? Don't see how any one else's hair could have gotten
in my bagel and/or egg. Unless there was a hair In The Egg. Or
In The Bagel for that matter. Also, I've never really thought about it
before, but Green Eggs & Ham sounds DELICIOUS. I think we all
kind of take it for granted that it's Some Weird Thing but when we think
about it Yep Checks out eggs an ham is delicious Green Eggs isn't so
weird I can imagine different colors of egg being even weirder than green.
Still got 1 meal of Chili, Rice, and Single Buffalo Wing left, too.
I'll get to that Probably Tomorrow Is My Best Guess.
Wonderful. Still gotta watch #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo
Season V. A lot of it is Dumb but some of it is Not As Dumb!
Anyway I must have woken up late today or something, it's already 3 PM and I
didn't really take any long break Post Walk Pre ENtry. The good news
is That One Hair was it. No more hair after that! Anyway I once
has a Bezoar in my stomach which was presumaby made up of Hair? I
dunno how that happened. I don't eat hair except for maybe in my sleep
and I don't know why I'd even consider the premise that I eat hair in my
sleep except for the fact that there was a clump of some sort of matter (preusmably
hair) in my stomach and I definitely don't eat hair in my waking life.
I dunno, maybe whatever meals I was eating for that year or two was just
meals prepared with peoples' hairs. I don't have all the answers!
Well I finished lunch and it was delicious and the good news
is dinner is in only four hours at most! I LIKE those odds.
What else is going on and crap. Gettin' bloodwork/vice purchases done
on Wednesday. Tuesday only day without alcohol in my next Oh I Don't
Know WEEK? Got MY OWN bottle of Pepsid. Been taking those like
once a day lately! Now I got my own bottle in my room. It's
gonna be a blast I LOVE pepsid!! Pepsi, Pepsid. Hmm what's
goin' on there. Definitely gonna have some Sirloin an Potato
Sphere Halves AROUND 7 PM for tonight dinner. Dinner tonight!
You get the idea! So great this paragraph is the, Possibilities
of The Music Album That Is This Entry. Penultimate to the
Penultimate! I LIKE those odds and whatnot is the point I'm trying
Cool! Maybe cycle around to some #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo
after this entry. Maybe lots of things! Gotta take a nice
AfternoonWalk. Enjoy a nice AfternoonBath &/Or AfternoonShower.
EveningDinner. BedTimeSleep. Man oh man do I have a lot in
store for the next Oh I Don't Know EIGHT HOURS? Am I supposed to
donate to Georgia Runoffs or NOT donate to Georgia Runoffs. Isn'
there a Non-Insignificant Possibility where outside donations HURT the
candidates? My guess is YES I can imagine it being a small possibility
and thus it is because A Young Man's Imagination is the most accurate thing
we got going for us these days is the point. What if I strike a
compromise and don't donate to Georgia Democrats but SIPHON MONEY AWAY from
Georgia Republicans. Not 100% on how to accomplish that but it seems
kind of an intuitive way to go about it, right?
Last paragraph! How about that. Jeez
I've been writing entries for half a year almost every day and other than
CoronaCases election has been the thing weighing most heavily on my mind.
And its over! My Fun Entry Narrative Is Caput! Hmm gotta come
up with something else to worry about. How about CORONACASES: The
Only Thing That Concerned Me As Much As Election. With The Possible
Addition/Exception of The Police Killing Black People Epidemic And The
Protests And Conflicts Thus Resulting! Can't forget about that!
I wrote about it for a week or two! NOW IT'S IN THE HISTORY BOOKS!
Anyway hey the entry is over. Gonna start right back up with a new
entry tomorrow! Presumably! I got VERY LITTLE better to do.
If I had MARIJUANA I could work on music But I GUESS I'll Have To Live
Without It. Now the balls in YOUR court. You know, that
sort of thing! I'll see you guys tomorrow I guess.
November 7, 2020
We Did It!!
do you mean, "WE?" Ok, fine. About, I dunno,
THOUSANDS of people or so did it. I get that 80+ million in the end
voted for Joe Biden. Less donated to him but still a lot! But
lets be honest IT CAME DOWN TO SOME FOUR DIGIT NUMBER OF POEPLE And THEY
Did It! Credit where credit it is due! Anyway so we got that out
of the way. Now its time to move on to Georgia Double Run Offs.
Which the press has got to LOVE. I think they're not 100% sure on how
to cover anything extensively that isn't an election. I guess
Appointments is their next line of Stuff To Cover. They'll cover some
Appointments pretty enthusiastically. After that I DUNNO WHAT THEY'LL
TALK ABOUT. Probably Trump Again, somehow. Not 100% how
that's gonna play out but I wouldn't put it past 'em. Maybe buy into
the presumptive first premise of President Biden's Agenda-- Fighting Corona
virus. Bring media on board with reasonable and responsible
Politicians and be like hey it took a while but what if we actually
addressed this shit now, right? No time like the present!
That's what they're saying twn ahd a half months from now.
Not NOW Present. Such is life. Can someone convince Trump
that the ultimate revenge-move before leaving the white house is like I'M
GONNA BLOW UP THE ECONOMY BY ADDRESSING CORONAVIRUS ADEQUATELY!
THEY'LL REGRET THE DAY THEY MOVED ON FROM DONALD TRUMP! Hey
trump you know what would really get people's goat? Incorporating a
Mandatory Mask Policy as well as Structured Quarantining and whatnot.
That'll show us REAL GOOD. Anyway what else is going on in the
wide world of sports. Turns out Election Is Over Now and Biden ended
up coming out on top. The Update. Not sure about this
coverage Biden Was The Right Person At The Right Moment. ANd no other
Democratic Candidate could have done it. What was so, "Right,"
about Biden. Because he had moderate,
not-as-popular-as-left-wing positions? Possible that's the
implication. Because he's a White Man (Non Jewish?) Could be the
subtext. Just because hey he won its easier and more of an
aesthetic narrative that It Had To Be Him. Makes sense to me!
Cool. I still kind of half expect them to be like
actually we changed our minds Trump is winner. Not really anymore.
I took a walk an hour after they called it and by the time I got back I did
actually feel that might happen. But it didn't. And now I'm
pretty confident that, since it lasted a good two hours now, it's set in
stone! Anyway good news is Pasta & Meatball in store for tonight and
it coincides with me Actually Being Excited About That. Sometimes it's
jut yeah I'm okay with that meal whenever my parents want it.
Tonight? I CAN, "DIG THAT," REAL GOOD. Also a meal of Pasta is a
quintessential meal that you DIG IN TO. I know its a way of
saying Eating Anything. Dig in. But when it comes to
spaghetti for interested, Getting In There With Your Fork, Twisting the
Spaghetti Around, really smacks of DIGGING. Anyway if I was one of
the Dozen or so Twitter People that were really only noteworthy re: polls
and election numbers and whatnot, I'd write a long Farewell Post.
ANd be like it's been fun and I'll see you in two ye... wait we got 2
months for Georgia Runoffs (OSSOFF MUST HAVE AN ADVANTGE IN THE ONE HE'S IN,
ITS IN HIS NAME) stay tuned!
Fascinating. My favorite parts of this
are watching other people react to it. Seeing my Dad upbeat is
wonderful. Best moment was a day or two ago when Trump was giving a
speech and they cut away from it after 20 seconds. And my Dad was like
BYE BYE FUCKER. Maybe that's Too Much Sensitive Information about
My DAd. Now they know he's pleased by Trump no longer getting
attention While Being A Fucker. Because this stuff has been
weighing on my Dad, like all of us, for four years. BYE BYE FUCKER.
Also my Dad doesn't say, "Fuck," a lot! But you love to see it is the
point. My Dad isn't 100% celebrating yet, though. Still thinks
they might steal it. For me, I think they're past the point of being
able to steal it. But maybe that's jusht a thing we have to deal with.
None of us will EVER be any more than 90% comfortable again EVER.
Hey such is life that's how things go I guess. I
know there's talk, as there was before Trump being elected in 2016, that
he's gonna start his own TV channel. Which I like! I don't think
it should be a 24 Hours News channel, though. I want a Truman-Show-esque
Trump Channel. Just follows him 24 hours a day and it IS like the
Truman show and not EdTV because they DO concoct a whole Pleasantville-esque
World Around Him. He KNOWS he's on TV but it's not just him going
around in what would be his regular, post-election life. More like
some sort of concocted Sitcom-type world. I feel very strongly
about this. I got a nice decent #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
coming up after a few sentences. Yes the election is over but we
cannot let go of the Fright just yet. This Fall To Fright For (Tales
From The Crypt Style) GOES ON UNTIL DECEMBER 21ST YA HEARD! Watch
The Wire Fall To Listen In To, though, will be over within a week easily.
Only the 5th season left! And don't see myself cycling back around to
it over the next month and a half. I'll be back in a bit.
Things Are Getting Very Slightly Better
I LIKE Those
Odds! Very Slightly could be a solid 15, 20% Better! Hey How
About That That's Wonderful. I get to eat dinner in three hours or so!
I, well, yeah, you get the gist of it. Presumably Trump is waiting to
concede so he could be like Duhhh I'll concede relatively quickly if you
guarantee not to go after me legally Duhhh I'm an asshole. And
then they're like duhhh sounds good to me duhhhhh we're assholes, too.
It's a grand compromise Between Assholes. The point is I dunno if this
entry'll be three acts or just two! I can't wait to carry my Guitar
Amplification System somewhere. The way it's designed is really
intuitive and FUN the way you can grasp it with your hand to carry it.
Totally intuitive and easy way to pick the thing up! This makes no
sense to anyone who HASN'T SEEN MY GAS. If you saw it you'd be
like oh yeah I definitely see what you're saying. I'd like to pick
this up to move it somewhere else and then put it back down, too!
That sort of thing. What kind of #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
do I have going for me after Act II. Oh HEY that's a good one!
I've enjoyed that one the last month or two. No reason that won't stop
going into Watching It Today. Might as well stop entry after Act II.
That's enough for today! I got that going for me is the point.
Take a BATH after Act II! Maybe a SHOWER. Saw some of the Chants
they were Chanting at Chant Rallies today and they're all pretty good but
I'd like to see us take back the, USA! USA! USA! chant.
Really re-appropriate it! Because it's a FUN chant. Very aesthetically
pleasing and it's patriotic. How about an I AM HAPPY chant.
Four syllables which mixes things up a bit but Definitely Doable. The
point is Yes I'm pot committed to finishing #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo,
watch season 5, but its only a matter of time until its like Look McNulty
tryin' to pull some weak ass shit this is the dumbest... can't we get rid of
McNulty or something he's just making a mockery of this entire enterprise.
That sort of thing! Starting to play Guitar A
LIL Bit More. We're talking not only is it doubling from 15 mionutes
to 30 minutes a day, but I actual KIND OF? am enjoying it!
Hmm wonder if I could justify moving this Guitar Ampliffication System
Across the room. Gotta be a good reason to do that. I can't just
move it for NO Good Reason as much as I'd like to. Gotta wait for an
opportunity to present itself, a legit practical opportunity! I feel
very strongly about this! You know, that sort of thing. I
wonder if during his speech tonight, Joe Biden will take off his Headmask
and reveal he was Kamala Harris all along. And then we pan to the
other part of the room where supposedly-Kamala-Harris is standing, watching,
and then she takes off HER Head Mask and turns out SHE'S JOE BIDEN!
Biggest bait and switch in American Politics EVER!
Cool, cool. What else is going on and
crap. How do I transition from reading Twitter to much to, fuck, skip
Reading Twitter A Lot, just all the way down to Reading Twitter
Sporadically. It's gonna be tough! Instead of checking Twitter
240 times a day, let's say down to a dozen. It CAN be done presumably.
It's gonna take some sort to get there, but it CAN be done. OH Also if
NJ legalizes.. I was about to say, "FREE WEED," by accident instead of
Legalized Weed... an that's just ONE STEP EXTRA I'D LIKE... but if NY
legalizes weed, NY can't be so far behind? I mean, just practically.
Look, we're 45 minutes away from legal weed. Just make it easy on us
and get us some Legal Weed without a Car Drive Trip. Right?
That'd MY Hot Take. Also, from now on, only I am allowed to do
Hot Takes. Seems like a good compromise Re: Hot Takes.
Great! Anyway watched Some Original Child's Play
on some Streamer and was like hmm too bad I can't continue this binge
watching Franchise and now I see HEY Child's Play II and III are
available on This OTHER STREAMER. So I can get on that presumably
is the point. Maybe not tonight! Maybe not tomorrow! MAYBE
tomorrow! Even MAYBE Tonight It's Within The Realm Of Possibilities!
WTH I also watched the original DAWN OF THE DEAD and now am like Hey this
other Streamer has DAY OF THE DEAD TOO! Man what an embarassment of
riches or whatever however that saying goes. Maybe write an Act III
after my BathShower, whatever, I don't care, I'll stick with the Three Act
Format another day, whose gonna stop me, You? Probably not!
You're way OVer THere, can't even get near me, how are you gonna stop me.
I'll PROBABLY be back in a little bit!
I just totally Took a Shower in My Bathtub In My Bathroom In My Second Floor
of house In My House. ANd so on and so forth. Also
watched the first Oh I Don't Know 25 MINUTES of Child's Play II: The
Reckoning of Childs' Plays. YEP 22 Minutes 57 SECONDS, 25 minutes
was VERY CLOSE and certainly 100% accurate if we're rounding off to nearest
multiples of 5 minutes! Anyway I know like it seems Trump has been
fucking our shit up FOREVER but in another way its like Hey four years.
Got Stuck With Him Got Rid Of Him. That was kind of quick. I
know its not TOtal Victory the fight remains and it's not a perfect world by
a long shot. But in a way its like Yeah I think we'll get through
this. I can TOTALLY imagine a past without Trump now that I think
about it, so along those lines, I can SORT OF easily imagine a future
Cool! I hope I don't turn out to be the main
antagonist of the Biden Presidency. It's gotta be someone and I
supposed it's possible it'll be me, no less likely than Anyone Else.
But I'm NINETY TWO AND 57/60THS BEHIND BIDEN ALL THE WAY. EXCEPT FOR
THAT SEVEN AND 3/60THS WAY. ALMOST ALL THE WAY BEHIND BIDEN.
It'll surely go down. This Afternoon May Be PEAK Supporting Joe Biden
Time. Seems about right, such is life, you know, that sort of
thing, so on and so forth. Actually that's not true.
General Election was Peak Supporting Joe Biden Time. I supported him a
solid Oh I Don't Know 98 and 17/60THS the last few months going into
Election Day. And the support I DIDN'T give him was just based on
wanting him to do better In Political Areas that might help/hurt his chances
to win/lose/tie. I forget what I was talking about. Oh,
right. The Joe Biden Train is leaving the station!
Cool! What would happen if I just started
chanting USA USA USA. I mean, if I did it loud enough, for a
long enough time, it would be hard for my neighbors too ignore. And,
this sounds like a little but I mean it to sound like a lot, a solid 1/3rd
chance a neighbor or two joins me. And that would be AWESOME.
But I dunno my parents wouldn't be on board with it. But that's
something you can try. Up to Tomorrow. This weekend,
Pre-Monday, you've got a small window to start chanting USA USA USA in your
house/apartment and MAYBE get some people to join you. Only about 30
hours to do it! And you probably don't wanna do it tonight/tomorrow
morning at the Wee Hours Of That There Day. So only about 24 hours or
so lets say. GET TO IT!
Cool. Anyway my Dad was like in the
future, it'll be like, Where Were You When They Announced Joe Biden Won.
And I was like AT HOME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE LOL. Then I did A
SLAM DUNK mime and slapped hands with anyone AND EVERYONE in sight.
Anyway, hey I ended up writing an entry today! Took off yesterday
because I was just too busy checking Any New Election Info. Then today
they called it relatively early and I was like hey I could write an entry
today. Why not whose gonna stop me You? Not Likely!
Anyway gotta start dinner about Oh I Don't Know EIGHTY MINUTES from now?
And I got an hour (INCLUDING CREDITS) of Child's Play II left. So I'm
gonna finish that sucker BEFORE dinner. Then I can watch Child's Plays
III: The Reckoning of Childs' Plays' II immediately AFTER dinner! I
LIKE those odds!
Wonderful. I can't wait to see what kind of TEAM
Joe Biden assembles. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I will be
RELATIVELY pleased with it. A fair amount of Progressives Peoples and
Progressive Ideals Included. Just a guess! I could easily end up
being wrong. But I could ALSO easily end up being right. It's
all easy is the point when it comes to me. Easy easy easy!
Charles Lee Ray as secretary of defense. The best defense is a good
offense. Not 100% what that means. Also there's a million
plot holes in Child's Play, but how does Chucky (The soul of Charles Lee Ray
who inhabits a doll) know the three lines he's SUPPOSED to know? He
never saw the commercial for Good Guy Dolls. Even if he has there's no
way he'd remember the right lines. But when he's pretending to be Just
A Regular Doll he knows the go-to lines! Doesn't add up! Anyway
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
November 5, 2020
Really Makes Ya Think
Where we at in The Wide World of Elections. Pennsylvania Arizona
Nevada and Georgia. Also NORTH CAROLINA SLEEPER SWINGER.
But the point is I'm estimating it at around 90-98% chance Biden wins.
That's NOT GREAT considering I'm VERY Invested in the idea of him winning at
this point! Also maybe there's just some Widespread un-intentional
miscalculation. Oh we thought there were 600,000 votes left over
ONLY 200,000 WHOOPS. That kind of stuff CAN and Does AND WILL
happen. Wait scratch out the, "Will." Well, lets say For
All Future. It mathematically will happen at some point in our
FutureHistory. But for now Hope It Doesn't! Anyway totally
cycled back around to #TalesFromTheCryptFallTofrightFor watching each
episode in order. We're talkin I'M UP TO EPISODE FOUR AGAIN!
Missed the last 8 minutes of Episode Three. THey announced on
Downstairs TV stuff about Nevada and I Was like I GOTTA CHECK THIS SHIT
Wonderful. The point is, if I was Biden
running in Arizona, I'd aim to have the most votes cast for me. That's
my strategy. I'd be like hmm lets see what can we do to make sure I
receive more votes than ALL my opponents but specifically just Donald, "The
Current President For Now," Trump. Got a nice super market
delivery delivered today! We're talkin I FORGOT TO GET SODA MAN WHATTA
BONEHEAD MOVE. But other than that Not So Bad! DIdn't have
Meatloaf which was a Bonehead Move on THEIR Part. But the point is I
got CHILI and I will have CHILI and some RICE today. I'm callin it!
My lunch is gonna be chili and rice in about an hour! I've seen
enough as one might say. Is it possible Fox News and/or
Associated Press News calls race for Biden? Once Nevada is in?
My guess is NO Won't Happen. They might call Nevada and at the same
time be like yo actually scratch that Arizona call our bad.
Also part of me was like, I don't trust Fox NEws.
Maybe them calling Arizona for Biden only to have Trump sneak back in was a
GRAND CONSPIRACY for reasons I can't quite put together for now but was
POSSIBLY some sort of SCAM. I wouldn't put it past them! I'd
put it BEHIND them, maybe. Under them, very likely. Parallel to
them, now you're talking my language! Anyway possible REAL News
Networks call race for Biden today? I dunno I DON'T HAVE ALL THE
FIGURES IN FRONT OF ME. Anyway still got 1/1.5 drinks of alcohol left
over but NO SODA to mix it with! My Mom got some Ginger Ale left.
But she's ANTI- me drinking her ginger ale. Then again, I could have
one drink of Ginger Ale and she'd probably be None The Wiser. So I got
that going for me is the point.
Cool! Apparently in Georgia there were 150,00-
mail in ballots that the USPS sat on and now we're like well didn't get
in on time CAN'T COUNT EM! Also solid, oh, I Don't Know, EIGHTY
percent chance that's a real story and I conveyed the facts contained
therein accurately! I can't repeat stuff I Hear On Twitter From
Legitimate People anymore! Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me
twice, not looking' good for me. Fool me three times, at this point
one of us is Foolish AND IT AIN'T ME FOR SURE! I dunno what that
means. HEY looks like Democrats might have A CHANCE at 50/50
Control of The Senate: The Beloved Chamber of Government. That'd be
THE SHIT. Everyone'd be like OH MAN THIS.. well... this is The
Shit, like I said. Like we said. Real shitty. IN THE ONLY
WAY THAT COULD BE INTERPRETED-- IN A POSITIVE SENSE!
Cool. Parental Units seem to be into French'd
Toast for Supper. I'm Okay WIth That! MORE Than Okay With That!
I'm PRETTY OKAY WIth That! Hey I get to take a break at the end of
this paragraph. We're talkin Oh I Don't Know AN EPISODE OF #TALESFROMTHECRYPTFALLTOFRIGHTFOR?
Or Maybe AN EPISODE OF #WATCHTHEWIREFALLTOLISTENINTO? So many great
choices! Two. Two Great Choices. That's All You Need!
I was thinking about it and I was like hmm wonder if I can watch Return
Of THe Living Dead Part II smoewhere. I know I can't but wouldn't it
be nice. That's what the Beach Boys were talking about. Wouldn't
it be nice to watch the Return Of The Living Dead Trilogy. First
Three. After that it's some cheap dumbass direct-to-video snoozes of
movies. Anyway is Arizona aware that they still have votes to
count? Maybe someone needs to remind Arizona about this. Because
I'd like to know whose gonna win Arizona. I'm HEAVILY invested into it
all things considered! I'll be back in a bit.
Nothing Better To Do
Still a good chance Biden wins! Nothing definite though PER MY
UNDERSTANDING. Still having Lunch Right NOw PER MY UNDESRSTANDING.
Anyway considering Newspaper Likes Clever Headlines day after Big Election,
but Biden is ahead but not 100% Counted, Just Biden His Time is
pretty much the most serendipitous way to deal with those two facts, right?
In a related story, I had rice + Chili + One Wing for lunch and the Wing and
mORE IMPORTNATLY the chili could have been heated up better? Rice was
right on point. Wing wasn't hot but I can LIVE with that. Chili
should have been harder. CHILLY? MORE LIKE ROOM TEMPERATURE
YA HEARD. Might take a walk after Act II of entry. Ben OVER
HALF A YEAR since I took a Walking Break MID-Entry! Also figured it I
had the Dollar Dollar Bills Ya'll, I'd get a 375 ML of Alcohol ONCE A WEEK.
I have LOTS of Quarters. But at MOSt one or two weeks' worths!
Cool! What else is going on in the wide world of
sports. The good news is I'm Re-Upping My Soda Supply with Amazon:
Amazon Fresh &/OR Something. Also if AND gets its own symbol In
English-- WHY NOT OR. Hmm probably a LATIN symbol for OR.
Like in Philosophy Math. Is that a thing? I feel like Latin
Philosophy Math is a thing. Anyway it's good if Biden Just Wins but a
REAL good scenario going into 2021 is if Biden releases a Winter Alt/Indie
Rock Playlist. Get us all on the same page going into THe Long Cold
COVID winter. Also, cold, Covid, VERY similar words in regards to the
letters that compose them. SEems kind of like a scam, right?
Also Not HIS OWN music. He's not very well known for doing his own
music. He's just putting together a Winter Playlist of HIS favorite
alt rock/pop-punk rock/indie rock songs. WINTER THEMED at that!
Cool. Hey we're a Pop Punk Band. WELL
LETS LET YOUR ACTUAL AUDIENCE TO DETERMIN THAT. Pop
means popular. You can't just say WE'RE A POPULAR PUNK BAND.
I need PROOF that you're possible. Gotta imagine the, "Pop," in all
terms regarding, "Pop Music," is generally from the word, "popular," right?
Well we don't HAVE to imagine it. It would work out in our favor,
though! Because it's PROBABLY MOSTLY accurate. So we'd be way ahead of
the game by imagining it at this early stage. Get in on the ground
level! That's the point I'm trying to make. Who cares what
POP means. No one is asking what ROCK means. Because they
know! ROck 'n Roll! Yeah but what does THAT mean.
I... uhh... it means... hmm. Also does the abundance of Music
Aligned Enterprises using the term, "Rolling Stone," means just because it's
a clever phrase in terms of the phrase, "Rock n Roll?" Or maybe that
was EXPLICITLY where Rock n Roll: The Phrase comes from? I DUNNO!
One day I hope to get to the bottom of that but not
today I've got better things to do. Anyway I have a delicious French'd
Toast in store for tonight. Not even just one French Toast.
MULTIPLE French Toasts. French Toasts that's like when you're
drinking Champagne with your friends and make a Pact Of Something To
Celebrate Or Feel Good About Or Something Right? NAILED IT!
The point is Biden will probably win, but lets be honest, neither Biden or
Trump ran a great Champagne. Now Biden is gonna be the toast of the
town! I can't imagine all these sycophants sucking up to Biden like
they do with Trump. He'd just be like hey that's great what else is
going on. Gotta work on my Biden Character. As of now His
Voice just sounds A Lot Like Me. Needs improvement!
That'd be my review of Home Improvement. Needs Improvement!
Even that's a little too generous. I've seen this show probably dozens
of times and I don't think they have it in them to get any better.
What else is going on and crap. Got Double Left
Eye Contact Lenses on. It's called Being EFFICIENT. Making THE
MOST of a bad situation! That sort of crap. What else is going
on and crap. Feel good about returning to #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
later today. After AfternoonWalk. Maybe before AfternoonWalk I
dunno I'm not here to give you definitive answers on anything! I think
Biden can start Being President even before he's sworn in. Just put
out a PSA where its like WEAR A MASK! And then the Republicans
get all twisted about it and are like TRUMP IS STILL PRESIDENT AND BIDEN
IS TRYING TO UNDERMINE HIM WITH THIS POLITICAL MESSAGE BEFORE HE'S EVEN BEEN
SWORN IN? LETS IMPEACH THIS MOTHER FUCKER NEXT MONTH.
Next Four Years. At least I, IN THEORY, won't care. I can
avoid keeping up with the news to SOME extent. But for it to be 100%
the case I'd need to convince my parents to not watch Cable News everyday.
I dunno we'll have to see how that goes! Be back in a bit.
Titles Are Hard Work!
Jeez it's never
easy. Biden down 100K in Pennsylvania, SHUOLD catch up BUT WHO KNOWS.
There's all sorts of INTENTIONAL and UNINTENTIONAL SHENANIGANS. Shenanigans
can be unintentional. It's the restful of the thing that makes it a
shenanigan, not the intention! I feel very strongly about this.
In the sense that I don't feel strongly about this at all. And to
the extent I DO feel strongly about this, I actually kinda feel the exact
opposite. So we got that going on is the point. Shouldn't
Shenanigans be a Chain Restuarnt. Like a Fuddruckers. Or the
fictional one in OFFICE SPACE, I wanna say... LMLTURQ... CHOTCHIES. I
thought it would be like BENNAGINS or something. Either way eat at
my Family Dinning Enterprise Shenanigans. Now in NEGATIVE FOUR
Cool! The point is who are Joe Biden's
favorite comedians. I bet he likes Oh I Don't Know... I DON'T know.
He may not enjoy stand up comedy at all! I think if Trump wants to
re-integrate into Decent Society step ONE is participating in a REAL ALL OUT
ROAST. No kiddie roast. No kid gloves roast. We're talkin
REAL ROAST. And that's just STEP ONE. Doesn't get him out of
jail free, but it's a GOOD first step. That seems to check out as
long as there's like 8,000 more steps. Really! That being a
first step, and then there being 7,999 more SIMILAR and/or better and/or
worse steps MAYBE we can have a discussion about Trump's future after that.
Hmm gotta make sure Trump doesn't Win Election first. If he wins
election he may NEVER be forced to subject himself to A Good Ribbing.
What else is going on and crap. At this point I
guess I'm still interpreting it as about 90% chance Biden wins. All
things considered. Well, some things considered. The point is
sure I can go to #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor after this entry is done.
I can do lots of things! Right now that's in the lead! I haven't
even truly contemplated any other options thoroughly! Isn't it a thing
where they delayed mail in ballots on purpose, they had arrived at USPS
Sorting Center and then left there, and we know where they are, and we
shuold count them in Georgia ETC? Sure SOUNDS like a thing but I
dunno only about 80% sure that's a Thing. Also, Provisional
Ballots-- A Thing or NOT A Thing? I dunno following the news is really
hard! That's why I'm SO Over Following the news. In theory.
In practice that's gotta be pretty hard. That's MY Hot Take and
Whatnot! YO CHECK IT OUT BIDEN LESS THAN 100K FROM TRUMP IN
PENNSYLVANIA: THE STATE. We're Talkin ONLY DOWN BY FIVE DIGITS!
That's NO MORE than ONE HANDFUL.
Fascinating. Looks like they be legalizing
Marijuana: The Plant That Gets You High all over America! I think New
Jersey even! If I had a car I could go to New Jersey and get weed!
And if I had a car, presumably, I could drive to a dealer in New York and
get weed! Turns out I just need a car. THAT'LL get me towards
drugs. Do you need a State ID to get weed in places? I dunno
I Don't THINK So but on the other hand seems like a logical way to do it to
respect other states' forced sobriety of their constituents. I
remember when I bought weed I'd have a seed or two that I would REPEATEDLY
OVER AND OVER try to smoke. Just light that Seed or also, what's it
called, that Mini-Branch, on fire a dozen times in a row trying to coax SOME
sort of marijuana out of it. Never works, though! I had to learn
that THE HARD WAY. Wasn't so hard. Maybe kind of frustrating.
Not DIFFICULT, though, all things considered.
Is it possible election will be Called by
tomorrow's entry? Sure. Is it possible it won't be? Sure.
Is it possible tomorrow never happens and I have to live today again like a
Groundhog's Day? Probably not but we can't count anything out at
this point. Always all sorts of Shenanigans the universe could
play on our (my) reality. The good news is in the mean time my (our)
reality is probably gonna be very similar to the realities we're all used
to. Not sharp 90 degree terms. Smooth Sailing when it comes to
Reality! I'll see you guys tomorrow.
November 4, 2020
Down With Hot Takes
news! I dunno what it IS but there's bound to be some Wonderful News
out there! Well, looks LIKELY Biden wins his campaign to become
President of the United States for a term of four years. PRETTY
Likely. Then again I thought it was PRETTY Likely he'd win before last
night votes started coming in, so who knows! THe moral of the story
is, either way, I'm DUNZO with Twitter other than Ha-Ha People & Associates.
I'm starting to realize yes most of these people are just WRONG all the
time! The point is I was ready for Four MOre YEars in the
wilderness and now with Biden being president hopefully, and unfortunately
maybe a Republican senate, it's four more years in the STATE FOREST.
Not quite wilderness but still a crappy place to be stranded without MASKING
TAPE and/or Pants. Those are the two items Survivalists Need,
right. Gotta have masking tape and a nice pair of pants.
Seems to check out. Is that was a
survivalist is. Yuo know what I'm getting at. DAMNIT I know
Trump may still win, I'm not getting ahead of myself here! I'm just
Doing My Job. Writing Internet Ha-Ha's & Whatnots. Anyway.
Last night I was thinkin maybe it's abot time to be to quit being a
hopeful guy and just give into cynicism. No balence or anything.
Just embrase all out cynicism. Seems to check out, I dunno.
Anyway went ahead and got a whole 375 ML portion of Alcohol yesterday.
Which really worked out in my favor! I drank last night til my hearts'
context. Figure I'll take a longer sized break so I could re-calibrate
& whatnots. The point is even if I do end up reading Hot Takes all the
time, my main hobby of the last six months is DUNZO. We're talking
CHECKING OUT POLLS. And the real kicker is THEY WERE WAY OFF.
Fuckin' waste of my time! I figured it I checked the polls all the
time they'd be right. I figured incorrectly!
Cool. Also I harbor no ill will to Cuban
Americans. How could they have known they'd get us depressed and
worried from the getgo. Getgo? Gitmo! America Torture
Prison for, "Terrorists," based in Cuba. You know, that sort of
thing! Anyway maybe it turns out Arizona is the tipping point state
and maybe it turns out it was because they didn't like Trunmp shitting on
Jonathon McCain and maybe it turns out I CALLED THAT SHIT MONTHS AGO.
But also maybe there's a 90% scenrio where none of that checks out.
That's MY Hot Take. Also when you couch Hot Takes in Jokes and
Exaggeration c'mon ain't no hot take. Just bein' silly.
So it's Ok to have, "Silly," Hot Takes. In fact, its encouraged!
That's my Ho... that's my opinion that you shouldn't take to heart.
What else is going on in the wide world of BIDEN IS
KING. I know a lot of depressing Hot Takes are like I can't believe
all these people are on board with Trump. Well get aload of this
EVEN MORE ARE ON BOARD WITH BIDEN. GET ON THE BIDEN TRAIN CHOO CHOO
CHOO here we go! Even if Republicans control Senate Biden Train Is
TAKING OFF. He's gonna get it ALL done. Why, executive orders
for this. Executive orders for that. And that's just TWO
examples of what a President Biden might accomplish! We're talkin'
INFRASTRUCTURE. Only the best infrastructure for America! Get
people ridin' around on highways without risk of the highways collapsing and
your cars fall into the sewer. No more worries!
Hey what else is going on. Almost done with Act I
of the entry. The point is I dunno. Biden can still lose!
I'm not offering any Hot Takes on if he wins or loses! I'm even less
qualified to do hot takes than all these peopld doing hot takes that are
wrong! Also I wanna get some slang where someone is giving a good hot
take and then someone else is like THat's Some Good HOT LUNCH.
ALso is Hot Lunch a term people are aware of? When I was in elementary
school, the cafeteria table was divided into two. The people who had
Lunches Prepared At Home and the people who ate, "Hot Lunch," the lunch
prepared by the cafeteria enterprise. I dunno why we were
segregated. It might have just been for some reason we arranged
ourselves that way. I don't think they MADE us sit segregated.
Anyway first half of Elementary School I had prepared lunch. Second
half I had Hot Lunch! And I'm ALL ABOUT Hot Lunch these days (In
Theory). I'll be back in a bit.
FOUR MORE YEARS OF AMERICA
Look, I know it's
tainted by us preparing ourselves to accept Trump winning, and also the fact
that even if Biden wins it's way too close than it should be... but if they
call it for Biden, which looks plausible... Isn't that a, "GREAT SUCCESS?"
I get they preformed shitty in house and senate. I get that too many
people Like Trump. But still Biden being president is kinda
what we all wanted? Also the other part is We've Seen Not To Get Ahead
Of Ourselves and prepare for a definite Biden Win. And i'm not doing
that. But if I WERE to prepare myself for a LIKELY Biden win I'd be
like hmm gotta prepare to be REALLY HAPPY. Seems about right,
Gonna have Part II of Communal Roast'd Chicken for
lunch today. Still got a handful of Potato Half Spheres! Then
for dinner WHO KNOWS! LOTS OF GOOD OPTIONS! Anyway set up
Super Market Delivery order for tomorrow. We're talkin I'ma get
some CROISSANTS. PLAIN CROISSANTS. GOTTA BUY FOUR AT A TIME, SO
FOUR IS WHAT I'M GETTING. WOULD I RATHER JUST GET TWO? YES
PROBABLY. NOT AN OPTION, THOUGH! MAYBE MOM AND/OR DAD WILL HAVE
ONE AND/OR TWO I DUNNO I don't wanna get too ahead of myself! That
sort of thing. Also isn't there still a plausible scenario where
DEMOCRATS HOLD ALL THREE CHAMBERS? I mean it may be under 50% but
that's still on the table presumably! And that all in all is a
GREAT SUCCESS. Then the Republicans will be like yeah they were all
elected but they didn't win by THAT much, clearly we represent the REAL
majority of the people. So we got that to look forward to.
Cool! What else do I got going on in the wide
world of sports. I have to decide WHEN and WHERE to have lunch.
Well narrowed down Where to My House. I can probably further narrow it
down to My Room but I don't wanna get ahead of myself. And the
when? Probably in around 1-2 hours that'd be my instinct. The
point is I had a lot of fun drinking, what, Tequila? OH, "White Rum."
Solidly NOT a 1/2 palindrome for, "Murder." Anyway first time
in like 5 or 6 months with a LIQUOR. And it was great! I totally
got relatively pretty drunk and everything. For all the takes that
I can't believe so many Americans are this dumb/racist. Gotta be
thinking Glass is SLIGHTLY MORE THAN HALF FULL! This ain't evn a glass is
half full/half empty scenerio. We KNOW the glass is SLIGHTLY MORE THAN
HALF FULL. It's called BEING SILLY. I get that 47% of the
country either being extremely dumb and/or extremely racist is sigincant.
What if 47% of Americans were racist. Would I be here saying YEAH
BUT 53% OF AMERICANS NEVER RAPED A SINGLE PERSON IN THEIR LIFETIME.
I dunno, maybe! Not sure whether to stick
with Dumb Optimism or switch over to Clever Cynicism. Next few hours
my determine that for me FOR WHAT, THE NEXT Oh I Don't Know FOUR YEARS?
What else is going on and crap. Wide world of sports. Anyway if
they call it for Biden Today I can be totally like OH SHIT GONNA WATCH
SOME #TALESFROMTHECRYPUTFALLTOFRIGHTFOR. That's the nice thing
about Comfort Food. You can obviously eat it in stressful times to
ATTAIN comfort. But the other side of the coin is, when things are
going your way, Comfort TV Food is The Freakin' ICE CREAM ON THE CAKE.
It's all like ok Biden Wins and I'm like OMG I'M GONNA WATCH THAT EPISODE
WHERE THE GUY IS IN A CENTRAL AMERICAN COUNTRY LOOKING FOR A VALUABLE JEWEL
BUT HE MIGHT BE GETTING MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR without the stress of
next/extension of current President Up In The Air.
Fascinating. I think the headline of
Newspaper, whoever wins President, should be, "DONALD TRUMP: WHAT
AN ASSHOLE!" It covers all the bases, whether he wins or loses.
Anyway gotta imagine that Trump is WAY ahead in the Rapist Vote. What
kind of podcast did I listen to on my MorningWalk oh I don't' know only the
ANDY RICHTER PODCAST with this episode featuring PAUL THOMPINKS. And
that'll presumably what I listen to during Afternoon Walk! You don't
change Horses in midstream! Unless your horse is Trump Presidency.
In which case YOU GOTTA GET ON ANOTHER HORSE AND FAST I DON'T CARE HOW FAR
INTO THIS STREAM WE ARE! That sort of thing. Also the episode of
#TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor is the one with WHOOPFORD GOLDBERG.
If Biden wins my Newpapre Headline would be, "USA! USA! USA!"
because despite Too Many Trumpers The USA IS FINALLY BACK ON THE RIGHT
TRACK. And let's work on improving those tracks immediately.
INFRASTRUCTURE! I'll be back in a bit.
Up With No Takes
Look Trump may still win and let's all get prepared to be despondent and
whatnot for the next 48 months. THat doesn't sound so bad.
Four more years of Trump sounds like a LOT. Only 48 months? We
can take that One Month At A Time. PReusmably. We may not have a
choice in the matter! Anyway I dunno what to do. Life Goes
On! And anything that happens today isn't just by chance. It's
based on what happened yesterday. And anything that happens tomorrow
is based on what happens today. So whether one thing happens or not,
that's just the way it had to go. For better or worse! I
dunno I don't know PHILOSOPHY. I took some sort of PHILOSOPHY CLASS
I FORGET MOST OF THE DETAILS. I've listened to the Ben Folds
song Philosophy ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE?
Sweet! I figure life will go smoothly enough if
Biden wins. Why It's Only he probably CAN put together a national
strategy and whatnot to fight CoronaCases. He probably CAN use police
officers to remove Trump from White House SHOULD IT COME TO THAT AND
hire a team of elite custodians to wipe the Stank off the Oval Office.
Anyway I can't wait for this entry to be over. Then I can watch Why
It's Only #TheWireFallToListenInTo. Then eat lunch or somethin'
Then take a walk! Then do some other stuff. Then take a shower.
Some more stuff. T Hen eat dinner! I guess I've Got It All Mapped
Out, Don't I. Yeah I Guess So! Anyway the biggest news of
the entire week is I DIDN'T FORGET TO ORDER CHILI THIS TIME AROUND.
HEY FRIENDSi CHILI IS IN MY VERY NEAR FUTURE! By which I mean
I'm moving to Chile. Gotta imagine that's better than Here. I
dunno off the top of my Dome I think Chili might be a right wing country,
too. LMLTURQ. Well they're saying Chile is a LEGIT ALL
OUT DEMOCRACY. So I guess Good For Them? I dunno if RIghtwingers
are in charge, but if they are, Hey Democracy Huh That's Pretty Good Just By
Cool! CHILI DAVIS. VERY Adequate
DH/1B. TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO! Gottem. Move to
Canada where presumably it's Chilly often. I can imagine Canada being
similar to USA weather wise but on the colder side all things considered!
Canada is CLOSE to Snowland. Snowland at the top of the globe is
obviously cold, Canada nearer there than USA, Canada is more of a SnowLand
than America is! Cracked that code. Gotta imagine it'll
be Chilly outside when I take my 2nd Walk of the day in a couple of hours.
That is If There STILL IS an outside! Gotta imagine there will
be. I can't imagine one single scenario where there won't be an
outside in a few hours! VERY unlikely that'll happen.
Two paragraphs to go! I LIKE those odds.
The point is even if Biden wins I think I'm gonna switch more to Clever
Cynicism than Dumb Optimism. I'll try to strike a fair and balanced
balance between the two. But having a little bit of a safety cushion
for the next 4 years of a Moderate President'll give me some leeway to be
like yep gonna indulge in this cynicism it's ACCURATE whose gonna stop me
YOU? But also Hey OPTIMISM! IT AIN'T THAT NOT GREAT
THINGS ARE OKAY ALL IN ALL PRESUMABLY. Fair and balanced balance!
The point is Yes I Will Watch An Entire Episode of #WatchTheWIreFAllToListenInTo
when this entry is over. Then re-evaluate my life 50 minutes after
Cool! Last paragraph. What a wonderful year
it has been. Why, it's only... uhhh... upon further introspection
KIND OF A Shitty Year all things considered? HOWEVER ALSO Kind
of a Not So Bad Year all things considered? ONLY ONE OF THESE
THINGS CAN BE RIGHT. No it doesn't. Hmm I make an
interesting counter-point to myself. When I was thinking Trump was
gonna win I was like hmm now a good time to get crackin' on some new
music. Screw the website lets get into some music. I dunno
WHY that was my reaction. It just WAS. But maybe I carry that
over to even if Biden wins! Music is important! Websites
somewhat less so! All Things Considered! Anyway I'll see you
guys tomorrow presumably.
November 3, 2020
The Results Show that I WON?!?!
amazing news is that I somehow have a single beer left over for today!
Two good options with that. A couple of BAD options. Good
options are Save It For Late Tonight when I'm really gonna need it
(Celebration beer and/or Stress beer and/or Disappointment beer), and SAve
It For Act II of the entry when I'm really gonna need it (Keep everything
going). Anyway wearing Glasses today after Doube Single Eye Contact
Lenses Wearings yesterday. My vision was great but by the evening I
was getting a head ache. Gotta imagine wearing WronG Contact Lenses
could easily give someone a head ache. I Don't Want A Head Ache!
I can't go see an Ear Nose & Throat Doctor now THERE'S A CORONAVIRUS RUNNING
AMUCK. So, great, we got that going on for us. Anyway had
delicious Cup o Noodles with Chicken Nuggets for dinner last night.
That means I get BAgel & Egg for lunch Today Pre-Night. Cool!
Cool! Final Main 2 Election Models have Biden up
89.5% and/or 97%. Let's split the difference, and not really count the
97%, and just say Biden up by 90%! That's, uh, what's the BEST poker
analogy. Inside straight draw on the turn. All cards known it's
about a 4 out of 46? That's slightly less common than Trump Wins but
then again if we go back to Estimations and weigh the 97% heavierly then
suddenly we're talkin Inside Striaght going into the river! And no
oh I also win if I get this two pair or a set. NO INSIDE STRAIGHT
OR NOTHIN! I FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT THIS! From what I can
gather, the main difference in Election Models is that 538 includes the
Crappiest Polls, but weighted just a little bit, while Economist Model seems
to just ignore them all completely. Hmm really makes ya think.
One would imagine. Bring me to the VERGE of thinking, anyway.
Wonderful. What kind of wonderful walk did I
have today. Why it's only a very similar walk to what I've been
having for close to the last few weeks. Yep that seems to check
out. Also when we're walking by people, masks or not, to what extent
are we instinctually holding our breaths. I mean, you see someone
coming to pass you in the opposite direction, it certainly can't HURT to be
like alright I can go without breathing for a solid six seconds, that's
no problem. I mean it's a HASSLE to constantly stop breathing but
I gotta imagine I'm not the only one doing this. From what I can tell
I only have about 1.15 episodes of Season III #WatchTheWireToFallListenInT..
wait lemme start over. From what I can tell I only have
about 1.15 episodes of Season III #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo.
Was PRETTY close the first time. Just mixed up the, "Fall," and the,
Cool! Gotta put together Super
Market Order today. I have tomorrow to do it, too. But why wait?
It's fun! Got communal Roast'd Chicken for dinner tonight/Lunch
tomorrow. Then I got a dinner for night that's totally up in the air!
Probably gonna have beer with Act II. Gives me something to do and
whatnot! Anyway. I never did the follow up thing where I can
check to see status of My Vote. I heard that hurts your Voting Score.
Just looking up your vote brings i... ah you get the joke I'm trying to
make. Credit score or something. Checking it hurts it PER MY
UNDERSTANDING. NOt exactly sure what it is in the first place?
How often yuo pay off your credit or something? I dunno. Yep
it's a Real Thing but also not as true as some people think. Checking
it EXTENSIVELY Or Something can affect it but just a Quick Glance they won't
hold against you. Also what is a credit score? That's for THE
COURTS to decide!
Cool! Who shuold be president for thge next
four years. That's for THE COURTS to decide! Wait that
doesn't sound right. Pretty sure that's not how its supposed to work.
In fact QUITE sure. We're talking Clearly Favored in the direction
That's Not How It's Supposed To Work. Maybe cycle around to some #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
during Upcoming Act I/Into Act II Break. Beer with ACT II, Lunc with
ACT III, There is no Act IV or Act V, Act VI starts around midnight.
Up to around Act XI tomorrow. Isn't that the leader of China/
XI? LMLTURQ. XI JINPING. Or, translated into English,
ELEVEN JINPING. Anyway today's entry is just about 1/3rd done!
I like those odds! I was thinking about taking the day off but then
I'd have an entry sized hole in my heart. And I don't like those odds!
I'll be back in a little bit.
Didn't See That Coming
Well if I had to
estimate the chances Biden wins, I'd go out on a limb and say EITHER 89.5%
or 97%. Got a good feeling of those exact numbers. Definitely
those are my top two guesses PERSONALLY. Still a chance Trump wins.
We'd all be like FUCK NOW WE'RE FUCKED. So we got that to look
forward to possibly. MOre likely we find a middle ground COMPROMISE
where Biden wins but Trump won't accept the results at first. Sounds
like a good compromise! Better than Trump winning, not as good as a
peaceful transfer of power to Biden. ART OF THE DEAL! Is it
actually possible if Texas and Florida turn Blue that Republicans will
Actually Be Like hmm Electoral College not such a huge fan of it anymore!
Probably not, because even if Texas is a swing state it's still better for
them than Popular Vote WOULD BE MY GUESS. But, I dunno, maybe that's a
fringe benefit of Biden winning Texas. Possibly makes people wanna get
rid of Electoral College a little more bipartisanly.
You know that sort of thing. Got some beer going.
Gotta make this one count! Only One! I like these states that
are in the mid to high teens in Electoral Votes. Hey not bad!
You way ahead of IDAHO & WHATNOT. You may not be a Top State but all
together 18 Electoral Votes is nothin' to sneeze at! Also ever since I
talked about Sneezing sounding like someone saying A JEW, A JEW, I
say that explicitly now most times I sneeze. It's called ENTERTAINING
myself wit WEIRD OCD type precision! I bet Biden's first act as
Super President will be a COVID-19 RELATED THING. He's gonna be
all like alright we gotta SHUT. IT. DOWN. The economy?
Not Really. Quarantining? Maybe A Little! But really THE
VIRUS. WE SHUTTING DOWN THIS PIECE OF SHIT VIRUS IT'S GONNA WISH IT
NEVER MESSED WITH THE LIKES OF JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN JR. Also
after today hopefully we can get back to the idea that yeah Biden is
pretty good but in the end Just Another POlitician. Counting down
the hours! I DON'T look forward to that. It's fun to
delude yourself that your options are better than they really are. I
ENJOYED (/WILL ENJOY?) being dumbly overly into Biden all things considered!
Cool! Is Covid-19 possibly a direct result of
them discontinuing the cereal Product 19? Also what kind of
equation gets you a Product 19. Off the top of my head, 19 times 1.
Let's say 9.5 times 2'll get us there. I dunno what else is going
on and crap. I know it's not a popular opinion, not a lot of buzz
around it, but I hope OHIO is tipping point state! It's flown under
the radar because not as good chance as other Midwestern Purple States, not
as exciting as Sun Belt and whatnot, but C'MON ITS OHIO I LIKE THOSE ODDS.
Pretty sure that's what they USED to say was the Ultimate Swing State.
Maybe in 2004 or something like that. Maybe 2008, too! I DUNNO I
DON'T HAVE ALL THE NUMBERS IN FRONT OF ME. Ohio is another state
that's more metropolitan then New York. Off the top of my head, they
got CINCINNATI. They've got CLEVELAND. LMLTURQ what else
cities they got. HOLY SHIT Columbus, Ohio BLOWS BOTH THOSE CITIES OUT
OF THE WATER. I never even really THOUGHT about Columbus that way.
It's A MILLION PEOPLE CITY? Well we all learned something today.
Ohio is a place. Lots of cities. That sort of thing.
COLUMBUS IS THE 14th MOST POPULOUS CITY IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
WOW talk about flying in under the radar!
Cool! I think it's possible people haven't been
counting votes/polling the people in Columbus, Ohio because they weren't
aware that they existed. That could give the election to Biden RIGHT
THERE. It's revealed that Columbus exists, its a major city so it's
gotta be pro-Biden, THERE'S THE ELECTION RIGHT THERE! See I knew
Ohio Had It In Them! I know Purple State means it's between Red
and Blue-- Republican and Democrat. But is Purple REALLY a mix of Red and
Blue? NO one's ever researched this before. LMLTURQ.
Well YUP turns out it's purple. You gotta fact check these things,
though! You never know unless you've done the research yourself!
Hmm what's Blue Plus Yellow. GREEN? Didn't see THAT
one coming. Green is the best color, too! So now we know the
best collar is Blue Plus Yellow. Glad we figured that one out.
Alright one more paragraph then its time for a
break! Figure I'll watch some #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor during
upcoming break. Maybe the one where the two people wearing masks have
Halloween Sex and GHASTLY consequences ensue! It was recently
Halloween In Real Life so it is kind of relevant! Also is Halloween
the sexiest day of the year? Gotta have some people looking into
that one because I think it's definitely Up There. In theory I could
get a beer during next walk but I feel like being responsible and not
abusing my parents' trust This Week. Maybe a British #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor.
Maybe lots of things! How about the one with CHEECH Marin. I wonder
if that's a stage name. Cheech and Chong were just two characters that
2 guys made up. Better LTURQ. YEP his last name IS
Marin but his first and second name is Richard Anthony. Glad we
got that covered it was very pertinent information. What about Chong?
LMLTURQ. NOPE THAT'S TOTALLY HIS NAME 100% I'll be
back in a little bit.
Well I guess
Well I got bagel
and Egg right now! Actually re-thinking maybe getting 2-3 mini shot
glasses of alcohol. No One Will Know! Except for you! And
anyone you might tell! And anyone that they might tell. Luckily,
the amount of all those people 2 or 3 times removed from me is Just ONe,
The Guy Whose Me. Eggs A BIT too weel done but not too bad.
I'm pretty sure most Alcohol Shops also offer Election Day Voting.
I should check the status of my presumptive vote just in case. You
know, that sort of thing. Anyway, haven't had Liquor since, I dunno,
May or June. What kind would I get? Why there's only VOdka,
there's only whiskey, there's scotch, rum, TEQUILA. I dunno.
I've got 2 Five Dollar Bills. THat shuold be enough for 3 drinks,
right? If not, I GOT PLENTY OF QUARTERS (25 Cent Pieces) as a back up!
Cool! Only sure thing to watch is finish
last episode of Act III of #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo. Maybe, hey,
this feels Right for today, maybe start getting back into The Simpsons!
I don't know why it feels right! It doesn't even physically
feel right! Makes not a single solitary impression on me Physically.
But Thematically In My Life it feels right! On the one hand, I told my
parents I wouldn't buy bonus alcohol. On a similar hand, it's ever
slightly so risky to go inside and buy alcohol. But on THE OTHER hand,
hey I'm adult I got the cash (2 Fives) why not just go with what I wanna
do. Hmm alcohol is all well and good but what If I just had
another Bagel With Egg right now. Anyway I'm pretty sure I have
the kind of frying pan that doesn't need to be coated with butter to get
Somethin A-Cookin. But I was taught to do it with butter. So I
do it with butter! Get off my back about it!
Getting alcohol isn't cheating myself. I know I
like alcohol! I know I'd drink slightly more on a week-by-week basis
if I had it up to me! When you look at it that way I'd be Dumb to
not get three drinks to spread over the rest of the day and/or night.
Hmm do I set up Arbitrary Times for Alcohol Consumption. Maybe
first drink is at 5, second is at Oh I Don't know 7, and the third is at oh
I don't know 8. Man those are some Great Drinking TImes off the top
of my head. I'm pleased with myself for knocking out some arbitrary
times out of the park! Also if for some reason I don't finish 3
drinks by midnight gotta toss out the remaining alcohol in the trash.
I was supposed to drink it on election night! If I didn't get to it
TOTALLY USELESS TO ME SEE YA LATER.
Penultimate paragraph! Also got a Solid Shower to
look forward to! I LIKE those odds! May even have my Solid
Shower BEFORE walk (and/or Alcoholic Purchases). I'm practically Out
Of Shampoo though LIKE A CHUMP. I still have A BIT but it's not enough
that I can SQUEEZE and SQUEEZE bottle upside down til my Hearts' Content but
nothin comes out! Gotta UNSCREW entire Top and just pour into my palm
whatever amount of shampoo happens to come out! The point is Yes I
have but one piece of French'd Baguette left over for today and tomorrow and
I'M 100% On Board With That. Gonna finish it most definiteluy before
next Super Market Delivery! And also I get to enjoy it Just The
Once Time! I think I had a dream last night I watched Kingpin
AGAIN. And that was the context in the dream. Not just watching
Kingpin, but watching it AGAIN!
Last paragraph and whatnot. Lookin' forward
to Some Delicious Dinner. GOt a bit of rice and a bit of potato left
over. Figure I'll have rice with chicken tonight, potato with chicken
tomorrow. Then Dinner tomorrow is Oh I Don't Know maybe a frozen meal
without bonus rice! Maybe a Frozen Pizza COncotion. Maybe
ELBOWISH MACARONI or something that sounds like it might hit the spot in
roughly 30 hours. Also someone shuold explain to The Macaroni People
that Elbows are OFTEN a straight line and not any kind of angle better Zero
and 180 Degrees. Dunno if the geometry is right on that one. I got
better things to do to Fact Check Some Geometry. Well that's just
great, the entry is over. Good Luck To America tonight! See
November 2, 2020
This Is Fun For Me
Well lets get the
Great news out of the way-- Zero Thousand Five Hundred And Thirty Eight
Point Zero has updated Biden from favored to CLEARLY FAVORED.
I never thought I'd see the day! Well I kinda did. Figured it
was a solid 60/40 I'd see the day. And now those odds Paid Off
Bigly. Anyway got rif of my Two TVS. Now there's a corner in my
room that's Way Empty! I'm all like there's absolutely no kind of
station I could set up in this space. Nothin that could take up the
space that Needs To Be Re-arranged. But I like LOOKING at the
corner in my room and it's all empty and I'm like Hmm Room is pretty
clean now. Look at all that space! Anyway have a bagel with
Egg for Oh I Don't Know lunch and finish salmon with rice for Oh I Don't
Know dinner? Or reverse 'em! I feel very strongly about having
those two things as my two meals today! Very Strongly!
Cool! Got some Four Beers for today. Then
I'm clean and sober for a solid two days including Election Day and the most
important non-election day of election-- Day After Election Tomorrow.
Not sure about #What2WatchAutumnToRemember these days. We're talkin
1/2 way through #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo. We're talkin I've
finally started transitioning away from #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor.
We're talkin no live TV or things I've never seen before this Autumn is
all about Comfort TV and/or Comfort Film. I feel very bigly about
this! I always thought that when I see the word bigly in tweets
or whatever they were makign fun fo Trump for saying it. Which I
believe he said and it was a thing. So I thought every time anyone
used the word it was a Dig At Trump. NOw I realize I guess its a
word. I don't LIKE the word. But I guess I was a little to
quick to judge! Remember when Supreme Court Justice tried to rape
someone. Yeah that rings some sort of a bell. Oh well Supreme
Court Justices Will Be Supreme Court Justices!
Ya know that sort of thing. Wearin' contacts
for first time in Oh I Don't Know two months or so. I had a surplus of
One Eye's worth of Contact Lense without any of the second eye. So
today I put One Eye Contact into BOTH EYES. ANd ya know what EVEN
BETTER THAN WHEN THEY WERE DIFFERENT. Feels VERY comfortable an also I
CAN SEE EVEN BETTER. I dunno how my Optician Type Doctor screwed
this one up so bad but Boy Oh Boy they had sex with a pooch or something
real bad! Biden is clearly favored at 90%. I assume if he
made it to 95% it would say Biden is Obviously Favored. And if
it was 98% it would be Biden is LOOK Biden Is Gonna Win Okay?
And if it was 99.975% it would be like BIDEN CAN'T LOSE I DON'T CARE IF
THERE'S LIKE a ONE IN A THOUSAND CHANCE OR WHATEVER (YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME,
538, TO CRUNCH THE NUMBERS TO GET THAT REAL NUMBER I GOT BETTER THINGS TO
DO) But THAT CAN'T HAPPEN PER MY UNDERSTANDING.
You know, that sort of thing. If I had a car
I'd be like gonna Day Trip to Pennsylvania, hang out at some polling
places, be real positive. Not really. But it's a good idea
for OTHER PEOPLE to do in THEORY. Do people who identify with AntiFa
actually pronounce it Aunt-E-Fah? Seems counterintuitive.
Based on the definition. Gotta imagine they'd pronounce it ANTE-FAH.
Hmm maybe i could make those phonetics more clear. AUNT, like
calling someone an AUNT, but not like the word ANT, like ON'T. That's
how anti-anti-fa say it. And I'm guessing a Anti-Fa guy is like
ANTE, like when you put in some chips playing poker, FAH. I dunno.
How many people Identify as AntiFa. It could be TWENTY. Like
its an entirely made up thing! Could be TWENTY THOUSAND. Could
be TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND for all I know, I'm not in Anti-Fa circles so I have
no way of knowing. Anyway Good For Them.
Anyway, what else is going on and crap. BIDEN
DOWN TO FAVORED? BUT IT SAYS THE SAME THING IN NUMBERS? Says
Biden is 90/10 over Trump in NUMBERS. But it goes back and forth
between CLEARLY flavored and JUST FLAVORED. I guess that <1% makes all
the difference! Anyway what else is going on and crap.
Good news is I had no breakfast so I can have a nice delicious lunch
whenever I want. Just be like Hmm kinda hungry, reasonable time to
eat a meal, I'm gonna go ahead and do that! What else is
crappening. How stupid does Pennsylvania have to be. Look
just vote for Biden how hard is that don't be a dummy this is EASY. SO
EASY. Why are you trying to make this difficult?!?! That
sort of thing. Hey this Act of the entry is over! I'll be back
in a little bit!
And it's Almost Fun For You?
TI can't wait to
watch the Senate Results start coming in tomorrow night! That'll be
exciting! I CAN wait to watch Presidential Results are coming in.
THAT'S 1000X more Stressful! Look I know Senate is very important too.
I donated to Flip Some SEnate, not Presidential Election! But the
stakes IN MY HEAD are a lot higher for President. So it's FUN to see
hey Dems got a good chance to take senate. Hey they won this race,
hey they lost that race, wow! Presidential races start coming in
and I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT. Is it a thing where people do
Fireworks after Biden wins and/or is almost definitely gonna win? My
guess is yes. Also if you're holding fire works in your hand, you burn
yourself. But if you clench your fist around the firework you lose
your whole hand. This was an important plot point in Armageddon: The
Movie About A Potential Armageddon.
Anyway. What's James Carville gonna do after
tomorrow. His main job abd reason for being will be taken away from
him! I guess he can get started on raising money for 2020. I
hope so, at least. Gotta worry about what James Carville is gonna do
with the rest of his days now, great, just great. Anyway I've noticed
my Spam Folder in Mail is filling up VERY fastly. We're talkin mostly
fundraising e-mail from Democratic candidates and/or groups. But for
some reason, used to be like half a dozen a day. Now we're talking
easily 40-50 a day. Gotta imagine after election that'll let up a
bit. Gotta imagine SOMETHING. Other wise your imagination is
going completely to waste. And that's a scenario that's no bueno for
you, for me, for The Others, for no one and/or every one!
Cool! Figure lunch'll be with Act III.
Figure lots of things! If I Didn't figure as many things my Figuring
Powers would be going completely to waste. The point is it was tough
to get a handle on my TVs to bring downstairs, then to transfer from
downstairs to outside, then from outside to Curb for Pick Up. But I
managed! Heavy is one reason, but also just the way that they're built
Hard To Figure Out A Way To Get A Good Handle On It! I Don't Know Why I'm
Using All These Capitalizations I Hope To Get TO The Bottom Of It One Day!
Anyway I saved my Cable Box because my parents were like yep Verizon is
gonna wanna reclaim them and I believe them, it sounds right, but on the
other hand WHY. What use do they get out of a used out of date 12 year
old cable box. No use that's who! Anyway also have Old VCR
stacked up there with cable box. And I stuck my fingers in the slot
and there's definitely a VHS stuck in there! One day I hope to figure
out what it is. But I dunno, I can't get in there without hooking it
up, and there's a better than 50% chance it won't load up anyway.
Cool! The point is YES I taped over home videos
with myself singing The Real Slim Shady WHAT OF IT. Gotta
cover my tracks. Get rid of all Home Video tapes COMPLETELY.
NO ONE MUST KNOW. Anyway. Lemme explain better why
Senate is less stressful-- you can see a Democrat doing bad in one race, but
then be like well hey this other Democrat doin GOOD in this other race!
Presidential Race, if Biden is doing badly, no other way to look at it!
Also to what extent will News make it abundantly clear what kinds of votes
have already been counted and what kind of votes haven't been counted yet.
I mean, on a personal level, I can't keep track of all the differences in
counting votes state-by-state. Not even just mail in, early voting vs
election day votes etc, but also Election Day County by County. Which
counties are reporting and are they Dem/Republican leaning? So gotta
imagine Media will have to pick up the slack and give us NON STOP CONTEXT!
Cool! Not 100% on why the generic term is HOME
VIDEOS. Look sometimes your HOME is key to the context. But
also VACATION videos are a key asset to have. But the point is you're
not taking videos of Your Home Your Beautiful Home. I hope not!
You're taking videos of YOUR FAMILY. Family Videos! Unless
you're like hey check out this home. Walkin around. We live
in this kitchen and what not. GET THAT KID OUT OF THE WAY HE'S
BLOCKING THE DISHWASHER. That sort of thing. Anyway my dad
was really creative with home videos. He would take video of me and my
brother acting like we're trapped in the video, then load that up on the TV,
we're acting up and being like We're trapped in the TV! and then
TAKE VIDEO OF THAT and used MANUAL editing where it looks like we're
trapped in the TV in the video and suddenly we escape from the TV and are in
Real Life (being captured by video). So the point is Hey That's A
Ton Of Fun! I'll see you guys later.
It's Pretty Far From Fun For The Others
Hey no Lunch
right now. It's called I'm Not Hungry Enough Yet! Whose YOUR
favorite #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo? I think mine WAS Carver but I
DUNNO HE'S KIND OF MORE OF a jerk than I registered. I mean I always
kne he started off a little Rough Around The Edges but he makes progress in
becoming a Good Guy over the series-- and he does-- but NOT AS MUCH as I
originally thought. Also per my understanding he's not even RELATED to
George Washington Carver. I dunno maybe that's the subtext to the
character that they never even bothered to call attention to explicitly.
He's George Washington Carver's great grand son and That's Why He Is Who He
Is. You know that sort of thing.
Wonderful! The point is I've been making some
solid dents in the French Baguette I got from Super Market Delivery
on Thursday. And one would imagine I'd give some consideration to
having That with Egg instead of Bagel. But I Dunno Bagel is just the
way to go. Just is! Do I write an entry tomorrow? Might as
well. Probably. What else is going on and crap. The point
is I Have The Others on DVD and I'd definitely feel, "Comfortable," watching
it If Only I Could! Solid chance I CAN on a Streamer. LMLTURQ.
HMM it appears to be on The Hulu which I believe My Brother Has Access To so
I could text him about that. Figure out how to get Sutter: The Horror
Streamer, too! So the point is I might as well do that at some point I
dunno why or why not. I don't get why Google Chrome is always like
Do You Want TO Save This Username And Password DIRECTLY AFTER it being
denied. No I Don't wanna save this, if I wanted to enter in the
wrong information I'll do that myself, okay? Don't need any help with
entering wrong info in on purpose!
Cool! I wonder what Joe Bob Briggs has to say
about Election. One would imagine He's A Swing Vote. Definitely
seems to lean conservative in terms of personality/social issues. But
he's not an altogether unreasonable person RE: his depth of knowledge about
Horror Movies. Also, he's a character. He's a Jewish guy in real
life. So characters are VERY MUCH swing voters. That's my
impression, at least. I mean some characters have Who They Support In
Election baked into the character. But some characters are MALLEABLE.
They're able to be PERSUADED one way or another to be True To Themselves.
Them Own Character! Sure this almost makes sense in an ideal world.
WHAT THE HELL? A bad poll for Biden in Pennsylvania? That
can't be right!
Two paragraphs to go! Never felt 100%
comfortable & on board with the #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo being called
The WIre. Yes over the entire franchise The Wire is a key part of the
plot. But it's not the MAIN thing. It's not really hey
there's this show about WIRETAPPING SPECIFICALLY lets get on board with it.
No it's a story about BALTIMORE and PEOPLE LOVING AND LIVING IN BALTIMORE.
SO the show should be called Baltimore: The Television Program About
Baltimore. That seems a lot more applicable is my point of view.
The point is 48 hours from now WE MIGHT be able to be like Hey Joe Biden
IS gonna be president in two and a half months. It is Just WHAT WILL
HAPPEN. No uncertainty. Set in stone! LETS GO!
There's also a bigger chance hmm things aren't cut and dry Quite Yet,
very scary and uncertain right now, oh well we'll figure it out presumably
or somethin' like that.
Last paragraph! Ok-- just a thought
experiment-- if I were to watch some #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
today, what episodes would I watch. Why it's only the one with
Anti-Poltereist Lady I haven't watched that noe in a solid 1 or 2 weeks.
Why It's Only the one with Sam Kinison as a guy's Guilty Conscience.
Why it's only the one where, it's like the story is, there's this guy, and
what he does is, well, hmm was pretty sure I'd come up with a third one
if I just meandered long enough. No such luck. Anyway entry
is just about over. What fun was had. That's a question, I'm
asking you. WHAT FUN WAS HAD? Get back to me @ Mankindguy AT
gmail. DOT com BACKSLASH Hashtag. I'll see you guys later.
November 1, 2020
I Don't Have To Put Up With This
bad news I'm having trouble uploading October 2020! Made the Index
Page THIS RIGHT HER-- CURRENT MONTH. Tried setting up an October
2020 on the side bar. HAVIN' TROUBLE WITH IT> Just try to
Remember October 2020 and eventually one day It'll just show up again like
magic. The point is what kind of Delicious Meals will I have today.
Definitely a RICE & Somethings for Lunch. Either LAAM SAMG, CHICKEN, "BRIYONO,"
or, "Salmon: The Non Alskan Fish Presumably Maybe They Have Salmon In Alaska
Well Off The Coast Of Alaska IN Alaska There's No Fish. Well I'm
sure there's plenty of fish in alaska too so I dunno GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT
IT. PlentyOfFish is (was?) a free dating app with Free Message
Boards and I remember Doom Scrolling them when I was a teenager just to see
all the posts and threads Bashing Short Men. Ugh that brings back
Shitty Feelings. Thanks a lot you ASSHOLES.
The point is SURE I had breakfast today it's called
a Health Breakfast Sandwich it was Fine Just Fine! What else is
Crappening. Gotta get through the entry today. NO one knows for
sure why. But the good news is It Will End, Each Act Will End, SO
there will be THREE TIMES I get to be like well wrote some entry TIME FOR
A BREAK. So that's great, just great. Election Day is in Oh
I Don't Know TWO DAYS?! That doesn't sound right.
Pretty sure it's about a week away. You must have gotten your facts
messed up. The point is WHY AIN'T THERE HIGH ENOUGH VOTING BY
MAILS AND PRE-ELECTION DAY VOTING IN PENNSYLVANIA. What are they
STUPID or something? You're making yourself look FOOLISH. Even
OHIO is laughing at you! GET THEM VOTES IN OR DIE. What state
was that the slogan for. LIVE FREE OR DIE. George Carlin has a
WHOLE BIT about it. Pretty sure it's North Eastern State. NEW
HAMPSHIRE. I'm gonna be honest New Hampshire sounds pleasant
enough, but if you said you can either go visit New Hampshire or Just
Hampshire, I'd be like well this is a no brainer, HAMPSHIRE SOUNDS
WONDERFUL! Sign me up with some Hampshire. I Don't Know WHY.
It just is!
Cool. 538 has Biden at 90% to win.
Economist has him at 95%. Can't we just Split The Difference And Say
Yep Biden is gonna win 100% totally guaranteed. That seems like a
fair compromise! It's possible I don't know what, "Compromising,"
or, "Splitting The Difference," may or may not mean. VERY possible.
For some reason, it must have been based solely on the candidates name, but
I got, "Into," rooting for Cunningham in North Carolina more than any other
senate race. Just registered with me for some reason. That name
plays out. And anyway then he's a Marital Infidelitorior and it
knocked him back a couple of points with me but then he rebounded with me!
I was like YEAH EVEN WITH THAT SHIT HE'S WINNING THAT RACE THAT'LL LEARN
'EM. So the point is hey consenting adults and all that.
He's an ASSHOLE but whose it hurting. His wife. His family.
Maybe his wife and families are really shitty people. Maybe they had
it coming, I Don't Know! Ain't my place to say!
Also the other one I'm most invested in is Susan
Collins one, that's easy! But that's more rooting AGAINST Collins and
not for Oh I Don't Know I Want To Say GIDEON? Yep nailed it.
I assume she's related to The Bible. Anyway, that's rooting
against Collins and I'm rooting FOR Cunningham! I DON'T KNOW WHY!
Democratic Senate Candidate? In North Carolina? HIS NAME IS
CUNNINGHAM? YOU JUST HIT THE TRIFECTA FOR ME BEING A FAN OF
SOMEONE. I dunno what I'm talking about anymore. Not
really. I also like ARIZONA race. I like these races where
Democratic Candidates are only a few points ahead, but seem to be ahead by
SOMETHIN in 90% of the polls. Very thin margins of leads but it seems
like each poll shows them on top. I LIKE THAT get off my back about it
is the point! Hmm Lindsay Graham VS what's his name. I wanna say
HARRISON? LMLTURQ. YEP NAILED IT. I totally
REMEMBER some of the names that I've been reading hundreds of times over the
last few months. Anyway I'm into season THREE of the Wire.
Hmm FASCINATING STUFF.
What else is going on and crap. CoronaCases
going up in New York. Parents are re-evaluating being okay with me
taking walks. Greart, just greart. What else is going on and
BullShit. The point is I donated 15 dollars to Flip The Senate and
it's kind of like death penalty by firing squad. They leave one of the
gun's with blanks so you never know who killed the guy. I'll never
know for sure WHICH race my money was wasted on. Makes A Man Feel
Good To Not Know What His 15 Dollars Was Wasted On Explicitly.
Anyway go to some #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor after this paragraph.
Which One Will I Watch? Oh I Don't Know How About The One Where Oh I
Don't Know The Acronym, "GHOULS," comes into play! There's a scene
with a guy eating a hamburger. MAY have been a cheese burger. But
anyway I wanna eat a hamburger. Maybe a cheeseburger! So
I got that going for me is the point. Be back in a bit!
I've Got Dumber Things To Do
Maybe I should stop taking walks. It was a Fun One.25 Weeks and now I
don't really see whats to be gained by prolonging this any longer.
Continued exercise and its good for my Mental Health. Yeah but
walking in a circle in my room is Continued Mental Health and it's good for
my exercise. Anyway finally getting rid of TWO count 'em TWO
Television Sets tomorrow morning. We're talkin my old Set that never
really stopped working but is pretty useless and couldn't get anything were
I to sell it. We're talkin' a TV that my parents had in their bedroom
without it being hooked up but more notably used to be my NYU TV! So
it's got sentimental value which you'd THINK would make it more valuable to
someone looking to buy a TV but it turns out that people don't really care
Cool! Oh hey Just Remembered Gotta Watch #SaturdayNightLiveSundayToRemember.
Everytime I pass a person not wearing a mask I kinda wanna be like HEY
ASSHOLE YOU FUCKIN SHIT UP FOR THE REST OF US MOTHERFUCKER. I mean
c'mon what a jerk. Who ARE These People?! Hmm how would Jerry
Seinfeld Make A Bit about Masks. "You see Masks are like masks.
I"m herry seinfeld. What a fuckin idiot. DUHHHH what's the deal
with these people DUHHHHH I'M AN IDIOT." That's my Jerry Seinfeld
impression. Kinda more of an impression of myself but IN SEINFELD'S
VOICE. It's scary to BREATHE with ConronaCases going on.
Yeah part of me is breathing regularly but NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT AM I
BREATHING TOO REGULARLY??? THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT AT ALL!
Maybe that's an accurate universal experience or maybe I Have a
CoronaCase I dunno only time will tell!
One would imagine having lunch in 2 hours will help
me breath better. Mouth and Respitory System and Ear Nose ANd Throat
System will be so focused on Eating This Frozen Meal & Bonus Rice that
breathing will be secondary! Ya know that sort of thing.
There are doctors called Ear Nose & Throat Doctors. I think I
went to one once? I was all like look Look if I slip ya a
Fiver exam my eyeballs and eye sockets as well ok? Ya know what here
take these 14 silver dollars on top of that and check out my SCALP.
Get In There Good! I like Season III of the Wire. It's all
like well pot comitted to finish bingewatching this, great, just great.
And the word part is the last THIRD of what I have left is Some BULLSHIT.
This third kinda snooze, too! NEXT SEASON IT'S GONNA BE THE, "BOMB,"
Cool! Maybe watch The Deuce. Which is
three seasons worth of stuff, right? I assume the last season is
called The Quatro. Anyway dropping a Deuce is gross, but don't
even get me started on dropping a Quatro! Anyway I think there should
be a branch of people who like Pee/Poop re: Sex where it's not doing it on
them and/or them doing it on you-- it's just You Both Doing It IN A TOILET
AT THE SAME TIME. Build a room in your house that has TWO toilets
in it. Get on toilets (Facing each other? next to each other facing
the same direction?) and SYNCHRONIZE SOME BATHROOM. Again, I want
royalties on this, every time it happens I DEMAND 14 Silver Dollars.
The point is, to transition from Bathroom Sex to Food, feel pretty
comfortable having bonus rice and Frozen Meal. Cool!
Refrigerator Play. Put your sex partner, stuff him or her in the
fridge. Be like You ain't coming out of the fridge until I'm good and
ready to eat ya! Man oh man I'm getting cold just thinking about
So I got that going for me is the point!
Hmm would I be a Refrigerator TOP or refrigerator BOTTOM. In other
words, am I getting stuffed in the fridge or doing the stuffing.
I can see myself getting into it either way. Probably lean towards
doing the stuffing more often than not. That seems like the more
intuitive way to go, Man is outside fridge, Lady is getting nice and cold.
Anyway back to some #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo after this paragraph.
I can, "Dig," that! I know they say wearing a mask SLIGHTLY
helps protect you from Coronavirus but is it a thing where I can wear Five
Masks AT Once and it adds up pretty well to protecting me Pretty Good?
I guess it depends if they're all layered where the mask it supposed to be,
or if I cover up Bonus Parts of Body with supplemental masks. Anyway,
hey, that's great, just great. I'll be back with Act III of the entry
in just a little bit!
Lots of Dumber Things
Entry is gettin' close to being over! No lunch during entry! I
had a Breakfast Only About An Hour Before Entry even started! SO the
point is my Mom has been eating almost all of my #JoeBidenKettleChipsToRemember.
But the real joke is if I wanna talk about the Kettle Chips in my head I'm
about to say hey looks like Mom ate almost all of the Joe Biden Kettle
Chips To Remember. Because I broke my brain! Somewhat
intentionally! Anyway caught 30 seconds of listening to Joe Biden
Speech last night and he's PUMPED UP. He's ANIMATED. He's got
some ENTHUSIASM. This is a guy whose like MAN I'M ALMOST PRESIDENT
WHATTA SCAM I PULLED TOTALLY PRESENTED MYSELF AS A REASONABLE HONEST GOOD
GUY AND THEY FELL FOR IT. Oh well such is life. He's
more reasonable, honest, and good than that other guy! Good
Enough For Me!
Sweet. What else is going on in the wide
world of sports. Talked to My Mother (female parental unit, gave birth
to me) and she's OKAY with me continuing to take walks FOR NOW. Gonna
have that CHICKEN based Frozen Meal. Not having the Roast Chicken
COMMUNAL meal tonight-- so I wouldn't wanna save the Frozen Chicken Meal for
the same day as the Communal Chicken Meal! Too much Chicken in one
day! Especially if you consider that the next day for lunch would be
MORE of the Communal ROast Chicken. So if I have having Frozen Chicken
Meal for lunch, then ROsat CHicken for dinnner, then MORE ROast chicken for
the next lunch-- that's THREE CHICKEN MEALS within roughly a little bit more
than 24 hours! I DON'T LIKE THOSE ODDS ONE BIT BETTER EAT THAT CHICKEN
MEAL I GOT NEVER HAD THIS ONE BEFORE BUT WHY NOT IT'S PROBABLY DELICIOUS.
Hey How About This To BingeWatch Why It's Only The
Larry Sanders Show. I should probably binge watch Stand Up Comedy
Specials. On account of Hey in 2023 when we're allowed to do
Outside Things I'm Hittin Them Open Mic Circuits! COMEDY TIME!
I dunno where I'm gonna be in 2023 other than MAINLY (and/or exclusively) AT
HOME. So that probably won't pan out but either way I LIKE
watching stand up comedy there's a lot out there Just Waiting To Be Watched
to the extent a Video of Stand Up Comedy Could Want Or Wait For Something.
One would imagine all the Arts and Creatives produced that we start seeing
in 2022 will be OFF THE CHARTS GREAT. We got a whole backlog of stuff
and even more Extra Free Time for many to make Best Things Possible.
It increases the gross of Creative Stuff which makes it more likely that the
things that get filtered down to general audience are better-- and also we
get that many people have BONUS time to work on great stuff making it EVEN
GREATER. The point is this website is an excellent example of the
pinnacle of What We As Humans can accomplish during some sort of pandemic
quarantine or something I Don't Have All The Details!.
Two more paragraphs. Then Tomorrow is THE LAST
ENTRY that's not on and/or after Final Election Day. Are there Open
Mic circuits. Yeah there's like a dozen open mics I could
potentially do. Is that a circuit. I dunno exactly what a
circuit is. I know it could be Short Circuited like Johnny, "I'm
Alive," Five. I know there's circuit JUDGES. I know there's
CIRCUSES. Anyway where was I going with this? Oh, right. I
won't accomplish anything in my life for the next few years but after that
It's ALL SMOOTH SAILING. I don't get creative people who have kids.
What are they stupid or something. Just take care of yourself and/or
your toilet significant other. Man the dream would be installing
duel toilets in your refrigerator. Now THAT'S livin'! Hey
what else is going on. One more paragraph. Ain't that just
how it goes. I know they say the light in fridge goes off when its
closed (I believe 'em sounds logical!) but what about opening door.
CAN you even open it from the inside if you somehow could fit inside?
Also, lets be honest, if you have a completely empty fridge for some reason,
maybe you just moved into a new house and gor a new fridge, you'd try to
cram yourself inside just to see what happens, right? Just gotta hope
you can open it back up from inside. Otherwise you're gonna want a
friend around just in case when you try this.
Last paragraph! Back to some #WatchTheWireFallToListenInTo
after this paragraph. Maybe transition to some #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor.
Not gonna have any #JoeBidenKettleChipsToRemember until THURSDAY at the
earliest. I don't see how any media other than Fox News can even
contemplate going with the narrative well its true the votes not counted
on election day DON'T COUNT! WHY WOULD THEY. Because it's an
election? And people voted legally and responsibly? And there's
absolutely zero reasons to take away someone's right to vote just because
the vote arrives after an arbitrary date? I mean, how can you even
attempt to square that with the idea we're a representative Democracy.
Sure we're a Democracy But COUNTING EVERYONE'S VOTES? THAT'S A
BRIDGE TOO FAR. That's what they sound like. Anyway, hey
entry is just about over. Didn't really notice the Day Light Savings
(Or is it Spendings this time?) Time but in retrospect I woke up about an
hour earlier than usual. By the clock, I mean. I slept the same
amount but then woke up to find the world around me decided to change what
time it was for some reason no one is really sure of. Anyway I'll
see you tomorrow.