Monday, September 16, 2024

I'm Actually Between Weekends At The Moment

    Hey, friends!  Hope everyone had a nice weekend!  Mine was okay!  Started the Jimi Hendrix book.  First things first, his name is Buster!  That's what folks apparently called him.  Seemed like an okay dude.  Kinda quiet kid.  Real poorlike.  Grew up in the 1950's decade!  Parents had a dysfunctional relationship.  He had a bunch of disabled siblings.  THIS IS THE HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT IS IT NOT.  "Give Six Random Facts About Jimi Hendrix as a child."  I'm passing the class Am I Not?  Jimi Hendrix was an okay student until he wasn't.  Over time he started performing to Less Than His Ability!  NOT SURE EXACTLY WHERE HE ENDS UP SCHOOLWISE.  I haven't gotten there yet!  He's only around 14 or 15 right now!  I started giving Jimi Hendrix Music a chance on some walks lately and it's pretty good!  I'm starting to get it!  Not 100% but certainly 70%!  Sounds good to me.  I can see my Jimi Hendrix Experience Enjoyment only grow over time!  Wouldn't wanna enjoy it 100% Though.  That sounds like Too Much.  Let's peak at 82%-92%!  What could possibly be wrong about enjoying The Jimmy Hendrix Experiment at 95%?  Well I can think of several things wrong off the top of my head.
    Okay.  Watched some sort of horror movie I think.  I couldn't tell you what it was, though!  Maybe one day in the near future it will Very Quickly Occur To Me but I can't pull it right now!  Let me check my history.  Oh.  It might have just been Some Of Poltergeist II.  There is a healthy debate amongst moviegoers whether Poltergeist II is good or bad.  You could use Poltergeist II as a stand in FOR LIFE.  IS LIFE Good or bad?  I SAY LIFE IS GOOD.  Also I rewatched LIFE on Saturday.  The Eddie Murphy Martin Lawrence Comedy(/Drama).  I LOVE that movie.  I'd like to meet likeminded peeps who got LIFE in their Top Twenty favorite movies.  I HAVE IT in my Top Ten but I only wanna meet Other People who have it in their Top Twenty.  LET'S GET SPECIFIC.  Why would I wanna meet someone who likes it as much as me.  We'd just be in Constant Competition for Who Likes It The Most!  Nope!  But Anyway.  My brother came over for a few hours yesterday.  He seems to be doing fine.  He was wearing a shirt with a Tabasco bottle pictured on it.  We are all in good spirits!
    Third paragraph.  Tell Dad.  Mom's Not Done.  Don't put the vacuum cleaner away.  She has to change the filter.  These are words Spoke Unto Me by my Mom just now!  Unless I wrote those words out here right now I'd Probably Forget.  I'm not the most mentally equipped person in the world!  Relatively Handi-capable.  And I mean it in the nicest way possible! What do the words I gotta remember mean.  Something to do with the vacuum cleaner.  My Mom still needs to change the filter on it.  And My Dad is prone to putting it away apparently.  It's on me now to act to make sure he doesn't!  I knew one day I'd Have To Do SOMETHING.  Ugh.  WHY ME.  Luckily when this is over I might get MONTHS before I have to do anything else.  Just lay in bed with nary a soul to rely on me.  Forever.  Okay.  Is that really what I want out of life?  Sounds like the most straight forward way to go about things, yeah.  Also WAIT A SECOND I'm not Disabled.  I don't wanna put that message out in the world!  I WAS GETTING BY JUST FINE being a Crazy Sane Person.  I'm not gonna be a Sane Crazy Person now!  That's not something I'm comfortable with.
    Fourth paragraph!  Change the filter.  What the Hell is a filter.  HOW DOES THIS MACHINE WORK?  This Machine Kills FascDusts.  Cool.  But that doesn't really explain much of anything really.  Anyway.  Down to four spots left for my UCB Writing For Late Nite class which starts a week from Thursday!  Oh.  Right.  That Thing.  Am I gonna shape my Identity around that now?  That's how it's worked for previous UCB Classes!  I really do go out of my way to pretend I'M GONNA BE THAT THING WHICH I'M STUDENTING FOR.  It's definitely a plus to go into things and Commit To The Bit!  So maybe I do.  On the other hand, part of me has to use the washroom right now and that's making my thoughts on any other subject clouded and imprecise.  Alright that urge has subsided.  Didn't even have to entertain it!  Just went away on its own!  What the Hell is wrong with me.  Short answer, a lot is wrong with me, not sure where to start!  Thanks for your concern though and if you would like constant updates on what's wrong with me, leave me your address and I will keep up a correspondence!
    Fifth paragraph.  Got an all out Doctor's Appointment tomorrow!  Endocrinologist!  Hey, got an Official Weigh In coming up!  Hey, the last year or two I stopped caring so much about my weight!  I reached a healthy relationship with Food And The Scale!  BUT AT WHAT COST.  Not sure there was a cost.  Surely I expended some sort of Personal Capital to win this Psychic Battle.  Hmm.  There's a trade-off to everything.  Got my Harris/Walz shirt.  There's no Slash in the t-shirt.  I think it got the job done!  Wait a minute.  Slash.  Guns n Roses.  Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.  Slash.  Like with a knife.  Wonder what's going on there exactly.  Possibly merits more attention.  If there was a band called The Knifes it'd make me laugh.  The Knives wouldn't be as funny, no.  The Knifes is!  Probably not in real life though.  But my first instinct is to be amused by myself.  VERY EASY for me to be amused by myself.  Some people are their own toughest critic.  I am my own easiest mark!  Who are you people.
    Halfway through the entry!  AW MAN, not only do I have to write 5 more paragraphs now, but I'll have to write even more paragraphs in life Afterwards!  WONDERFUL.  LIFE MOVES ON.  I've been smoking marijuana with today's entry again!  Probably pretty obvious.  Just one of those days!  Totally!  Feels like I don't know what to write about anymore.  I know the quantity of what I have to write!  Seems pretty daunting.  Stopping me from even starting to write.  How does anyone ever write anything.  Whatever.  Is Slash an onomatopoeia.  My guess?  Yes.  Poltergeist II is scaring me right now.  I haven't watched it since Friday or Saturday night but I get the gist of it right now and I don't like it!  Actually what I'm getting the gist of Right Now is A Totally Different movie in Poltergeist II SKIN.  But either way it's spooking me out!  Maybe I should watch Poltergeist III to soothe my nerves.  I know a good idea when I hear one.  What about this website.  Terrible Idea.  Who the Hell came up with this shit.  I hope Bad Stuff Happens To Them and their lives SUCK.
    Seventh Paragraph!  FOUR MORE PARAGRAPHS.  Just try and stop me!  Anyway if I start smoking with each entry then I'm gonna be going through my marijuana a lot quicker.  BUT then I'll presumably have no need to be buying beer.  So I could sell that to my parents!  Buying more weed but not buying beer.  It works out I guess!  Probably UNHEALTHY to be smoking with each entry!  I CAN FEEL my ability to construct multi-paragraph narratives starting to rot.  That's not good!  But I have to make Tough Executive Decisions like this all the time! THIS MIGHT BE THE RIGHT MOVE FOR NOW.  Also maybe I rebuild a NEW WAY of forming multi-paragraph narratives WITH weed.  I WILL COME BACK MENTALLY STRONGER THAN EVER after a few entries of marijuana. Oh Okay That Actually Makes Sense.  OK.   THE AYES HAVE IT.  FOR NOW.  Wonderful.  Moving ON!  Why do I share my Private Mental Health Life with Strangers.  I DON'T KNOW.  WHY DO STRANGERS READ IT.  KINDA ON YOU WHEN YOU THUNK ABOUT IT.  Not sure why the conundrum is being thrust upon me!  REALLY YOUR FAULT NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE.
   50/50 I Guess!  A Full 1!  Whatever!  No one's to blame for Life's Absurdities!  Or maybe we're all equally at fault!  I forget!  Anyway.  Not a fan of today's entry.  I appreciate that I'm Tripping Lightly and GOOD FOR ME but WHAT DOES TAHT ACCOMPLISH FOR ANYONE ELSE.  Hmm.  I don't know anyone else!  Other people are a big mystery to me!  "Another Person?"  You're gonna have to explain yourself on that one!  Also?  "Yourself?"  You're gonna have to explain yourself on that one, too!  I don't know who You are, either!  Surely there are other people out there.  But WHAT OF THEM.  Huh.  I don't know!  YOU.  WHAT OF YOU.  THE PERSON WHO YOU ARE EXACTLY.  YOU GOD DAMN READER YOU.  Anyway.  I GIVE SO MUCH AND ASK SO LITTLE.  Your Undivided Attention.  The main thing I ask from you!  WHICH IS A LOT.  I get it!  It's not nothing!  I've never asked for more attention than you offered, though!  Not consciously at least!  Hmm.  Anyway what was I talking about.  I'll take whatever you can give!  Attention, spare change, PITY!  Any little bit you wanna offer!  I'll take what I can get!
   Penultimate paragraph.  Wonderful!  Gotta get up early tomorrow for the Endocrine Appointment.  That's WORK.  Shouldn't be too difficult.  I guess not.  But it's the principle of the thing!  I shouldn't have to have any hardships!  Should be smooth sailing 100 percentwise in life!  Hmm.  Life is just Doing Stuff I guess!  Some of the stuff is WORK stuff and some of the stuff is PERSONAL PLEASURE stuff.  Oh this thing I Have To For For Responsibility Reasons OR Oh this thing I get to do For No Specific Reason At All.  Wow!  Both!  So that's good.  NO ONE CARES.  Sucks to be them!  Sucks to be Everyone!  Is there a group of people out there, some subset of demographics, that IS LOVIN LIFE right now?  Are there people who are just HAPPY?  I think they exist!  I don't know WHO THEY ARE.  But THEY'RE SOMEWHERE.  Weird.  How can I be like them.  Learn their attributes and Mimic Them.  That doesn't sound right.  Not mimicking them well enough then.  MIMICRY WILL NEVER ACHIEVE PERFECT REPLICATION.  Not with that attitude it won't.
    Last paragraph.  Great.  I guess there's always tomorrow!  It will be DIFFERENT from today!  Probably will be Not Great but at least it won't be The Same Thing As Today!  MAYBE IT WILL BE.  To me it'll be a Relatively Unique Nonsensical Experience!  MAYBE to you it's all the same nonsense.  In which case I envy you.  Sounds like you live your life strongly rooted in SENSE.  Wow.  That sounds nice.  What's it like.  Sensical, probably.  Anyway.  Monday.  Won't be the weekend until Thursday night.  That's... one, two... THREE, wait, no, wait, yep, THREE DAYS FROM NOW.  Then I'll be able to Relax for a moment!  R & R.  Oh.  REST.  Rest and relaxation!  What's RESTING.  I don't even know what that word means.  I SLEEP half the time but I dunno if I ever truly REST.  I'm on edge all the time more or less.  When I'm dead I can Rest In Peace.  But I'll be Dead.  So I won't be resting.  I'll be dead.  Nothin.  OR SOMETHIN.  I Don't know what happens after death!  Not off the top of my head at least.  Guess we'll find out eventually.  Not TOGETHER.  SEPARATELY.  Anyway time for a break from the website.  I'll see ya tomorrow. 

-4:42 P.M.

Thursday, September 12, 2024

Time To Think Of A New Title

    Hi!  Just took two drags of marijuana!  I hope that helps me with the entry!  I didn't wanna do an all out smoke!  Let's see what two puffs'll get me!  Today is Thursday, that gatekeeper to the weekend.  Weekends are a blast!  Get to run around and not have any work or or health responsibilities!  No Entries or Doctors Appointments!  Sometimes I need to see Movies but that's healfway pleasurable!  Halfway it's Keeping Up With Society.  That's a fulltime job itself.  Right now I'm trying to close the Weather and Stock Ticker on my Computer Screen.  WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.  A few months ago on my StartBar where all the icons are, suddenly it just started updating me on the weather, and being a stock ticker, and other crap I DON'T WANNA KNOW.  I can't figure out how to get rid of this!  TMI.  I guess I can learn to ignore it.  It's hard, though!  They certainly knew what they were doing when they designed this Splidget because my eye goes STRAIGHT TO IT every time I look at my computer screen!  Huge distraction!  I could put black masking tape up over that part of the screen.  Okay.  It'd get messed up every time I open and shut the laptop, though.  Other than that That's Good Thinking.
    Anyway.  Watched about a third of the VMAS last night.  I think it was pretty good!  It's hard to chart a Halfway Fun Way in taking in a VMA.  Either you're a preteenager enjoying it on that level.  Or You're Not!  WHY CAN'T I FIND A MIDDLE GROUND.  I want to get into it on a primal, naive level, too!  But also still keep my cool about it!  Hmm.  I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE.  Not sure why I care to!  Why does me getting the most out of The VMAS matter.  Because that's what was on The TV yesterday.  Also, gotta prepare for it being on the TV in 364 days again!  Get a Head Start and everything.  Also maybe one day I'll be forced to play at the VMAs and I need to know What I'm Dealing With Exactly.  What is the Reality behind the VMA's?  Reality, huh?  Not sure I like the sound of that.  What's going on again?  Lost track!  Either way, I feel like I'm gonna enjoy being done with this entry.  And how does that make me feel.  That Was A Feeling.  Having a feeling doesn't make me feel another feeling.  Where did I learn Therapy.  MOBILE ALABAMA.  Oh that's a good school.
    Anyway.  Eight paragraphs to go!  What should I write about.  I talk about My Life a lot.  But there's nothing left!  I've covered everything!  Good incentive for Anyone Out There Who Can Improve My Life.  Come on over, improve my life, and then I can talk about my improved life As More And Better Material!  How can you improve my life.  I'd like to live alone.  That's number one!  Don't wanna live with my parents anymore!  Would like to be able to support myself enuogh to have my own place!  HOW ELSE  can you improve my life?  WELL if I have my own place, stands to reason I'd also be able to support myself financially otherwise!  Be able to pay for WHATEVER.  Whether it's a Starbucks or a New Phone!  So basically YOU WANNA SEE MORE NEW MATERIAL?  Set me up with a JOB.  Makes sense!  Might even make sense if the job I'm getting paid for is The New Material I'm Putting Out There!  Cosmically that would seem to align!  I don't know WHAT I SHOULD DO.  Writing.  Music.  Performing.  I CAN DO IT ALL!  I'm a capable guy!  I WATCHED A THIRD OF THE AWARDS SHOW. 
   Alright.  Whose to say WHO is Good Enough At Anything To Be Passable At Being A Decent Hobbyist.  Anyway.  Seven paragraphs to go!  Not sure I like this new movie The Wild Robot.  Just seems like propaganda for AI.  This Wild Robot gonna take care of some sort of furry animal or something per The Trailer.  Just trying to make us like computers!  PASS.  Then again maybe I HAVE to like this movie because Computers Are The Future.  In which case PASS.  In the sense that they've Passed the Test.  Fine.  Main thing I don't like about Computers taking over is WHERE IS THE LOVE.  I don't like it.  One day they might be able to program robots to feel love.  Certainly IF I can feel love they can get a computer to feel love!  What does that mean.  Sounds like some sort of DIG at myself.  Why would I insult my capacity for feeling?  What's going on there?  Probably some sort of buried trauma that took place in Mobile Alabama.   
   Okay.  Fifth paragraph!  Yes!  I guess I gotta write a six more paragraphs now!  The Who wrote a song Going Mobile.  I can't tell you how it goes because where would I even begin.  Writing in paragraph format.  I dunno!  ALSO I forget how it goes!  I can tell you The Title!  It's a good one!  Hmm.  La-la-la-la-la Goin' MOBILE.  I assume that's part of the lyrics.  But syllables of words instead of, "La's."  So that's how that goes.  Almost halfway through the entry.  My high might be starting to wear off.  It's admirable that it lasted this long!  I guess after this paragraph I might take another two hits.  So that's good.  The Who says they Won't Get Fooled Again but I bet they will.  Something about that song makes me SURE they're gonna get fooled again.  In fact they might be in the process of Getting Fooled WHILE the song is going on!  I WORRY for them, that's all!  Worry for who.  YES.  Why would anyone EVER pay me to write anything.  I was being ironic.  I'm a good writer because I was ironically writing WORSE than ANYONE ON EARTH WOULD EVER WRITE EVER.  It's what a CLEVER up and comer writer might do!
   Halfway through the entry!  I guess I can do this now.  I just took two more hits of marijuana smoke!  Guess I'll have Old Super Market Meal for dinner tonight.  From like two weeks ago.  It'll be okay to eat healthwise.  But it's flavor may be corrupted.  It'll taste crappy!  BUT IT MUST BE TAKEN CARE OF.  Maybe I can't be a professional creative person!  I have some latent skills within me, but IS IT ENOUGH?  Of course it is.  Lots of people with presumably less talent than my currently indeterminable amount of talent get professional creative jobs!  I supposedly have more talent than some of these people!  Why Not!  Oh okay sounds fair.  I don't think of people that way.  Talent or no talent.  I think it's talented enough for people to be ALIVE.  "WHAT THE HELL?  YOU EXIST?  GOOD JOB ON THAT.  I'm having a hard time Myself With Being Myself.  I can only imagine the difficulties you face!"  So that's good.  Anyway.  I don't put things in quotation marks very often!  Kind of a big occasion for me!  I think it was the right decision.  I read it and I can make sense of the words I think!  More or less.  I don't get them Perfectly but I don't get them The Wrong Way either.  I get them A wrong way.  Not THE wrong way.
   Jeez.  So much terribleness.  When do I get to some quality crap.  THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS QUALITY CRAP.  Either something is QUALITY or it is CRAP.  Quality Crap is an Urban Myth made up by Idiots who don't understand The Way The World Really Works.  The World really works by nonstop spontaneous combustion.  Geothermally, I mean.  What does that have to do with Quality Crap!  Exactly NOTHING.  I guess I got my mind set on The End Of This Entry.  Looking forward to the Recreation and Joy of the Weekend.  Gotta look forward to Something.  That MAKES SENSE.  What makes sense?  I lost track.  Nevermind.  My bad.  Nothing makes sense.   Anyway.  Three and a half more paragraphs to go!  Well, that's good, I guess.  I still have it in me to write Unique Sentences.  Let's see what I come up with!  Darth Vader's Voice is dead.  It just hit me.  I don't see how we'll ever come back from this.  We'll never get His Authentic Voice To Say New Things.  We probably would never have got that anyway.  I don't think James Earl Jones would have done it!  But now it's for sure.
    Eighth paragraph!  Not sure I like today's date.  9/12.  It's almost like it's taunting us To Forget 9/11!  Of all the days in the year, it's the one making it the most clear that It's Not 9/11.  SHUT UP.  I WANNA REMEMBER 9/11.  LET ME REMEMBER THE DAYS I WANNA REMEMBER.  Okay.  What other days would I like to remember.  I FORGET.  That's why I wanna remember them so much!  AW SHUCKS.  Anyway.  I'm Turning Old this year.  On my birthday.  When my age changes.  Going from 35 to 36.  What kind of person should I be at age 36.  I think I learnt from some rookie age 35 mistakes this year.  First things first, Just DON'T.  Easy!  That's First Things First.  That's all I got for now.  Also Can I Sometimes?  Only Fair I guess.  Whatever.  Hey birthday is a clean three months from today.  Get your cards in the mail soon cause I don't trust the post office!  Friends Happy Birthday Friends.  That's Society's Golden Rule!  It's what makes the world go round After Constant Spontaneous Combustion.  I don't know any of your birthdays.  I've been breaking the golden rule?  NO WONDER SOCIETY IS IN TROUBLE.  This is all my fault.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Should I continue utilizing small amounts of marijuana for entries moving forward?  WELL it worked okay today!  Wasn't great!  Wasn't horrible!  We'll have take a wait and see attitude moving forward!  That's how I feel!  Anyway the good news is that we're creeping towards the end of the entry!  Creeping is not my favorite word!  Find it kind of Creepy.  Just don't like SAYING it.  Now it's on the website!  Get it off!  I can't delete it then you wouldn't know what I was referring to when I was saying to get rid of it!  I guess I'll just have to move on with the entry as if none of this ever happened!  They say that Thom Yorke made bad distorted guitarwork for the song Creep because he didn't like it and wanted to sabotage it.  But has he considered just setting it on fire and making sure nobody ever listened to it that way?  Or possibly cutting up all the reels of it with scissors and throwing it up like confetti.  What if he just molded it all into a football and threw it out of airplane and then it explodes midair.  Because it was also filled with explosives? 
    Last paragraph!  Awesome!  My entire life has led me to this paragraph!  Oh I was planning on Not Doing Much with it.  WRONG.  Also I RESCIND that lifelong statement.  This paragraph might be important, but it's not The End All Be All.  That comes when I'm SIXTY SEVEN.  That's good I guess.  I wonder what that paragraph will be about.  Probably PERSONAL stuff.  None of your business, really!  So personal it probably isn't even any of my business!  Well is it PERSONAL TO ME or is it MY BUSINESS.  Gotta pick one!  And they're antonyms!   Whatever.  Dumb website.  Sometimes I start reading the website in different voices.  Sucky way to do it!  Can't there just be one consistent voice that comes out of me!  And it's ME.  Okay that makes sense we'll keep that in mind.  Anyway.  Great.  I guess that I got that dumb supper tonight.  That's what Judas said.  HE HAD TO GO or else Jesus would know something was up!  But it's also what I'm saying.  In reference to the thing I have to eat.  That is two weeks old.  And will taste gross.  But will be healthy.  So that's good!  If I don't eat it who will.  I'll see ya next week!

-4:59 P.M.     
   

   

Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Hey, I Know You!

    Oh, okay.  Hey, friends!  Time for Part II of The Week.  Wednesday/Thursday!  GOOD.  Harris cleaned Trump's clock yesterday AND THEN KEPT IT FOR HERSELF.  She was a competent smart extraordinary normal person!  He was a crazy stupid deranged fascist person!  THERE YA GO.  JUST AS Who They Clearly Already Were Foretold!  DID Kamala rise to the occasion or was she already always At That Level?  That's for the courts to decide!  Probably always could do it!  But if she can maintain that level of Quality Job Performance WE'LL BE ALRIGHT.  So that's great.  The MTV Music Video Awards are tonight!  I like watching what the young people are up to music videowise.  Especially after reading all these memoirs of Musicians.  I'm rooting for I Assume Pearl Jam to win.  Per my Nirvana book they're perennial contenders.  POSSIBLE Sonic Youth might give them a run for their money.  I don't know if I know ONE Pearl Jam song.  Should have come up with a better band name!  Gotta place blame somewhere!  Titles are the first place to point fingers!  What is Pearl Jam.  Huh.  What do you mean.  Nevermind.  Forget it.  Not important!
    Looks like Taylor Swift is endorsing... wait, lemme get my pencil and pad out... KAMALA HARRIS?  GREAT.  So I will vote for Kamala I guess!  VERY WELL.  It's good for celebrities to endorse Kamala.  I'M not even a celebrity AND I'VE endorsed Kamala!  There should be a website where people can just sign their names endorsing candidates.  People of all levels of Fame, from 0% to 100%.  And you can just check out databases and go Hmm, turns out MY DENTIST IS VOTING FOR RFKII.  EVEN AFTER HE DROPPED OUT.  GO FIGURE.  I'm not sure what the point of the website is BUT IT'D BE AN INTERESTING ONE.  People would visit it, that's for sure!  Anyway.  Dentists are on the Fame Spectrum!  LOTS of people know them!  So many patients.  VERY respected members of the community.  So that's good.  I dunno.  I wouldn't trust A Dentist with guiding my presidential vote.  FOR SOME REASON I'd trust ANY OTHER DOCTOR over a dentist.  Can't say why!  Somethin' about working with teeth just makes them seem like perverts or something! 
    Huh.  That's life I guess!  I wanna see the new Kevin Smith movie about teenagers who go to the movies BUT it doesn't seem to be playing in either of the two Theaters easily accessible to me!  AH well.  Maybe if I complain about it someone will add A SHOWING OF IT to one of those theaters.  The squeaky wheel gets the grease!  I've never seen Grease.  Why would I want to!  It's about Kids who Dance or something, right?  70's Kids?  They just walk around and dance and sing Discowise, right?  What in the world would make me want to watch that?  THAT REMINDS ME of a similar story of Why Would Anyone Want TO Read This.  It's just about some '20's Kid Who Sits Around And Writes Dumbwise.  But you're already committed to See What Happens.  REALLY INVESTED.  I can see how you might wanna see PLOTWISE how it all turns out!  JUST LIKE GREASE.  This website IS Grease!  I assume.  Again.  I've never seen the film.  I know it takes place on The Sidewalk a lot.  When I picture the movie it's kids Dancewalking On The Sidewalk.  I might be confusing it with Saturday Night's Fever.  WAS THAT REALLY A WORTHWHILE PARAGRAPH.  No.  Of Course Not.  I ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING.  Probably should draft articles of impeachment against me.
   Really more of a Cry For Help than anything else.  I'm Looking For A Way Out!  SUICIDE BY READER FORCING ME OUT.  Hmm.  That's one way to go about things.  Not sure I want all out SUICIDE.  I'd like to continue LIVING.  I just don't wanna do THIS WEBSITE exactly!  Anyway.  Using too many CAPS lately.  The last few days.  I gotta keep that in mind going forward.  You can't use Too Few Caps but you can definitely use Too Many Caps.  Hmm.  HEY I just realized, we may not get to see another Harris/Trump debeat but WE WILL get to see Walz/Vance!  Walz gonna Whipe the floor with Vance, too, probably!  When's that.  I wanna say October 100th.  Nope October 1st.  Wow!  Here's a good line for Walz-- His name is VANCE, but he can't Con-VANCE me OF ANYTHING!  Feel free to use that one at no cost!  First taste is on the house!  Any other puns, I'm on retainer!  I don't know what that means.  I assume it's an Orthodontistry reference.  EXCUSE ME but this paragraph is no better than the last one!  I didn't spend the whole time talking about I DON'T KNOW WHAT GREASE IS ABOUT but STILL nothing happened!  Ah well.  Better luck next time.
   Okay!  SNL announced their new cast members for upcoming season.  Looks like I didn't make the cut! Makes sense.  As far as I know I Wasn't In The Running! STILL STINGS A BIT.  I don't wanna be an actor.  I also Cannot be an actor.  I also SHOULD NOT be an actor!  Still though nobody likes being Rejected!  What other shows rejected me this year.  ALL OF THEM.  LITERALLY EVERY SHOW AND MOVIE.  They all specifically decided not to include me!  Ugh.  HMM.  I don't want to have a real job.  But If I were AN ACTOR... I'd be PRETENDING TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE... and maybe THAT PERSON Is Okay With Having A Real Job... HMM...  Whatevers.  If I were on SNL what celebs could I play.  Gotta be A COUPLE people I'm the right body type or face type for.  Lemme look in teh mirror to see what I look like.  You'd think I'd know what I look like at this point in my life.  Nope!  Hmm.  If Kevin Hart Was White And Also Looked Completely Different And Also I Knew How To Do Kevin Hart Voice and Mannerisms.  That sounds good.  I'm laughing already!  THAT'S GOING IN TE REEL when I apply to SNL next semester!
    Is it wrong to do black people in whiteface.  I'm not sure that's a thing!  Not YET it isn't!  Woody Allen.  It's not the most culturally relevant in 2024 but he's pretty short!  I'D DO WOODY ALLEN.  Seth Green.  Look the point is there's celebs on the shorter side that I could do.  IF that's what I wanted my life to be!  WHICH I DON'T.  WHICH NOBODY WANTS.  There's no Supply Or Demand for Me To Do Impressions Of People other than my own true self. Gotta try to Impersonate Myself AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.  Anyway.  One day I'd like to Just Be Myself.  I think for now I'm stuck Attempting Impersonating Myself.  Hmm.  I want to just Be Myself.  HOW can you just BE YOURSELF.  WHAT EVEN IS A PERSON LET ALONE YOURSELVE.  I don't have time to explain things to myself right now-- I'M WRITING A WEBLOG ENTRY.  Oh okay I can see I'm busy I'll come back later.  That's great, just great.  REALLY THOUGH HOW DO YOU DEFINE A PERSON.  Limbs.  Head.  Torso.  NO THERE'S MORE TO IT THAN THAT.  I dunno, then!  You asked me my opinion and I gave it to you!  If you don't like what I have to say then THERE'S THE DOOR.  Where.  Plenty of ways to stop reading!  Just LEAVE.
   FOR THE BEST.  Good riddance to bad rubbish.  FOR SURE.  Anyway when was the last good entry.  August?  Waht's it now?  September?  When's the next month?  October?  What's the year?  2020's?  Where are we?  The Solar System?  OK.  When I was a kid we didn't know what 9/11 was.  I'm tired of this joke.  I'm gonna discontinue it before I even follow it through to completion.  A good gambler knows to quit when he's on top!  That's not relevant in this situation.  I am neither a good gambler nor am I on top!  STILL THOUGH.  WHEN I WAS A KID closest thing we had to 9/11 was Pearl Harbor.  AND NO ONE gave a fuck about Pearl Harbor!  Maybe Pearl Jam!  Maybe THAT'S what Pearl Jam is a reference to!  They jam every performance to raise money for the survivors of Pearl Harbor.  I have the film Pearl Harbor on DVD.  BEN AFFLECK is in it.  It was a huge big budget feature film!  I wanna say the operating budget was FOUR HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS.  Must have been pretty good!  Woulda been better if they just gave Every American a dollar twenty five.  PEOPLE WOULDA GONE CRAZY FOR THAT MOVIE. 
    WHAT?  A movie studio just GAVE EACH OF US some pocket change?  HOW GENEROUS!  How is that A Movie.  Well it's not a movie persay.  But it's still A COOL THING TO DO.  UGH.  What crap!  NOT ME.  I'm just impersonating me.  Can't Blame The Real Me WHEREVER, WHOEVER HE IS.  Anyway three paragraphs to go.  Guess I got one more entry left in the week!  THEN I GOT A WEEKEND.  I don't DESERVE A WEEKEND.  I wrote SHIT this week.  What can I do to improve.  Hmm.  Maybe there's a book I can read that will make me write better.  I'll look into that.  IN THE MEANTIME though this weekend I start reading about This Jimi Hendrix Person.  He had a Black Job!  Guitar player!  But when he did it, it was a black job!  Topical.  I liked the part of the debate where Trump said that of the many (inflated) millions of illegal immigrants in the country, they don't even know what country they're in.  I forget what the implication was.  They're stupid, or insane, or on drugs, or what?  Or maybe he was just malfunctioning while he was talking.  But while he was fear mongering that there was an absurdly high amount of illegal immigrants, he said LOTS OF THEM DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COUNTRY THEY'RE IN.  Anyway.
   Penultimate paragraph!  HOW WOULD A PERSON NOT KNOW WHAT COUNTRY THEY'RE LIVING IN.  I guess for Offensive Reasons!  Anyway.  Almost done with the entry today!  Man.  I just realized... you had to read this.  It wasn't THAT bad.  I mean, it wasn't GREAT.  I didn't do anything that was GOOD.  But it was OKAY?  In TODAY'S WORLD Okay Is Good Enough!  UNFORTUNATELY.  Standards are really low in today's world now that I think about it!  That sucks but I guess it works to my benefit in this case!  I DON'T LIKE IT.  Maybe that's why the world sucks so much!  Everyone wants to Do Mediocre With Their Own Selves And Have It Be Enough!  SO THAT'S ALL ANYONE EVER GIVES OR GETS.  WE CAN DO BETTER.  Ok.  Only one mediocre right now IS ME.  Can't blame anyone else.  Lots of things are good in the world right now.  Kamala knocking her presidential campaign out of the park for example!  Beetle Juice Beetle Juice was good!  I like lots of stuff.  I AM THE THING I DON'T LIKE AT THE MOMENT.  Hmm.  Better figure out how to do better.  I know.  SWITCH THINGS UP.  DO STUFF DIFFERENTLY.  Not sure WHAT.  But mix SOMETHING UP.  That's a start I guess.
   Last paragraph.  WE ARE THE CHANGE WE'RE LOOKING FOR.  WE ARE ALSO THE PROBLEMS WE'RE LOOKING TO CHANGE FROM.  Great!  I just gotta have different things On My Mind!  If I had stuff to think about, I'd write about the stuff I was thinking about!  Hmm sounds good.  WHAT SHOULD I THINK ABOUT WITH TOMORROW'S ENTRY.  Philosophies.  Sciences.  History, maybe.  All the stuff any Thinking Man is gonna wanna go over!  Should get started thinking about them TONIGHT so it's already percolating!  What philosophy.  Maybe some Kierkegaard, that's always fresh.  I know of a couple of titles to the books he's written, so I'm covered there.  Sciences.  Not a huge fan of science.  It stays out of my business, I stay out of its business!  History.  More like Herstory.  That's how I feel!  Let's make HERSTORY in November by electing Kamala Harris, that's how I feel!  Ugh.  Where am I.  Is it the end of the entry?  WOW, ALMOST!  Maybe I'm NOT MEANT to write this website for the rest of my life.  Maybe there's Something Else for me.  Like what.  I dunno.  SOMETHING.  Either way I'll be back tomorrow and it'll be better than today, at a minimum!  See ya soon!

-4:30 P.M.       
    
      

Tuesday, September 10, 2024

What Did I Do This Time

    Hi!  Sounds like Tuesday!  Great!  They pushed back my Writing For Late Night Class two weeks!  OH NO.  Now it goes PAST THE ELECTION.  Not sure I'ma be motivated to Take Classes During The Apocalypse.  If The Candidate I Don't Support Wins What's The Point OF ANYTHING.  Hmm.  I dunno!  Meet a lady!  Have some babies!  FAMILY.  Get to work.  Put in the work!  CAREER.  Read books.  Get involved in the arts.  CULTURE.  I can't do any of those things.  I'M NOT MENTALLY CAPABLE.  I'm a Disability Person!  So I got that going for me!  I dunno.  I'll be OKAY.  Somehow Magically It'll Work Out.  One day I'll go from Hopeless to Having It Made overnight.  I don't know how but I feel very strongly about this!  But if The Candidate I Don't Support Wins TEH WORLD will be fucked is the point.  Pretty straightforward.  Hmm.  Got two months to do whatever I can to support Kamala.  I got an e-mail yesterday saying THEY SHIPPED MY SHIRT.  ALRIGHT.  STEP ONE IS IN MOTION.  The t-shirt is on the way!  Hmm.  The Big Debate is tonight!  They've been looking forward to it for weeks!  I hope everyone sees Kamala demolish because She is the only one of the two of them qualified to be president.  She is qualified to be president 9 out of 10.  Trump is qualified to be president 0 out of 10!  Those numbers ARE CLEAN.  I haven't doctored them AT ALL! 
   Anyway.  This isn't remotely close!  Also, I should keep my remote close in case I wanna adjust the volume!  Might get too quiet OR TOO LOUD.  Looks like they're spreading rumours that Haitian immigrants are eating cats.  QUIT HAITIN.  HATING HAITIANS. Also it's the clearest case of projection I've ever seen!  Anyone talking about eating cats OBVIOUSLY THEY THEMSELVES have been thinking about eating cats before!  YOU'RE JUST TELLING ON YOURSELVES by spreading these lies!  YOU LOOK FOOLISH.  Hmm.  What's FUN about this meme.  HEY.  There's a group of people who aren't me.  ISN'T IT FUNNY TO MAKE UP OUTLANDISH LIES TO DEMONIZE THEM?  What did Haitians ever do to you?  They musta done SOMETHIN.  OUT WITH IT.  Fuck your sister?  Steal your girlfriend?  Eat your cat?  C'MON I WANNA HEAR IT.  Hmm.  Whatever!  It's a distraction!  I don't give fucks!  Well easy for me to say, I'm not Haitian.  Or feline.  Probably not, at least!  I assume the odds are I wouldn't give a fuck if I were them either!  HMM.  Eat The Cat means oral sex on female.   Eating pussy.  No one is acknowledging this very simple fact!  Republican are trying to DEMONIZE THIS ACT through second hand euphemisms?  WHAT ARE THEY REALLY AFTER?   
    Third paragraph.  If I see a film in the Theatres this weekend I guess it's Speak No Evil.  That's interesting!  Maybe you'd like to join me!  It'll be a real Speak No Evil weekend.  We're still allowed to Speak about other things, right?  Just Not Evil?  SOUNDS FAIR.  Are we allowed to Sign Evil?  Write Evil?  Sounds like a gray area.  Maybe the title of the movie I see The Week After will help clarify.  It's not a perfect system but it's the best one we have!  Anyway, James Earl Jones died.  I guess he's in his own Field Of Dreams now!  I guess he's in his own Star Wars now!  That's how that goes.  When someone with The Force dies, they never really are gone!  They're still with us as part of The Force.  What if we aren't one with the Force.  Oh.  Then YOU'RE MISSING OUT.  But for Those Of Us WITH The Force, it's a party!  Hmm.  I HAVE THE FORCE?  Yeah!  Barely!  A little bit!  Just got a little bit on me that I can't get it off!  I've tried to wash it off but it's like Venom!  Just can't get rid of it!  Maybe I should make better use of it.  Oh.  So now I KNOW BETTER THAN ME, do I?  Hmm.  I'll think about what I should do with My Force in my free time.  During recess.  Right now I got an entry to write!
   OK.  I just happened to be up to one of The Simpsons episodes with James Earl Jokes last night!  What serendipity.  Also Serendipity is such a pretty word but such a horrifying concept.  OH NO.  THE UNIVERSE IS COLLIDING GET OUT OF THE WAY.  Very Scary Stuff.  Why is it happening.  That's my official position.  COLLIDING or COLLUDING??  Oh No!  Hmm.  What if Luke Skywalker just shrugged his shoulders and didn't do anything about fighting Darth Vader.  THEN MAYBE JAMES EARL JONES would be alive today.  I may be making some continuity errors there.  Anyway.  They should make some NEW Star Wars movies but that are ORIGINAL and NOT IN TEH STAR WARS UNIVERSE.  Just totally original ideas that are in their own unique worlds!  Don't even need to be Science Fiction!  WHAT'S STOPPING THEM.  That's great, just great.  I know Kamala gonna knock it out of the park tonight but HOW is she gonna knock it out of the park.  WHAT KINDA WAY is she gonna present herself to the voters.  I'm ready to endorse her performance but I dunno yet what performance I'm gonna be endorsing!  Lots of different positive flavors she can give.  Hmm.  Should be fun to watch WHO IS THIS KAMALA HARRIS DEBATEWISE.
   Fifth paragraph!  I don't think enough people are appreciating that DARTH VADER IS FINALLY DEAD.  We can all go about our lives a little bit more freely now!  Whew.  Darth Vader was GOOD the last I saw him.  Threw the evil emperor down a well or something.  A Hall.  I dunno what you call it.  He threw him down a big hole.  Great!  If they ever get George W Bush to be the lead singer of Courtney Love's band Hole I assume they'd rename the band Whole.  But the odds of that happening are basically zero.  ANYWAY I watched the Sopranos finale scene with Smells Like Teen Spirit in the foreground and it wasn't that great!  Maybe if I synced it up better by a second it would have made all the difference.  BUT PROBABLY NOT.  Maybe if I had the music and TV coming from the same speakers it might have helped.  Probably just wasn't that great pick of a song!  The GAME PREMISE is still solid, though.  Pick random songs to play over the Final Scene In the Diner.  See how it plays out!  I'M CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY.  You have to listen to Don't Stop Believing AS WELL, though.  You gotta listen to The DIALOGUE and SOUND EFFECTS.  Ya can't MUTE the TV.  So you're gonna have to keep The Journey as well.  So you're gonna have to double up on Song.  IT'S AN IMPERFECT GAME.
   Halfway through the entry!  I guess!  DEBATE TONIGHT.  How can I debate tonight.  Should I take sides with The Morning and Afternoon?  I'm not SURE whose side I'm on!  Hmm.  WHY are we treating Trump like a normal candidate.  How many times do we have to wonder this!  Unlimited.  Until it's over!  IT NEVER ENDS.  It might one day!  Hmm.  Maybe it ends TONIGHT.  I guess we'll have to wait and see!  THUS FAR too often do they tend to treat Trump, the fascist psychopath, with kid gloves.  And Harris, the competent one with bipartisan support, with skepticism.  Will tonight's moderating be MORE OF THE SAME?  We'll see!  It'll be on the spectrum!  It'll be somewhat disappointing and somewhat not the most horrible it could be!  Will it register as HEY IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE! or as HEY... it could have been worse... I guess... I dunno!  Maybe it MIGHT register as THIS WAS THE WORST or THIS WAS GREAT.  Who knows!  I can't narrow down what the future might be.  I don't even know what THE PRESENT is.  I know I'm sitting at my computer writing SOMETHING.  Can't really say WHAT.
   Seventh paragraph!  Four more paragraphs to go.  Probably gonna get Oh I Don't Know a VEAL CUTLET HERO for tonight.  Parents want Italian Restaurant.  I think that's the way to go.  Sans cheese and tomato sauce!  Just plain fried veal cutlet!  Could be good!  That's my premise going in!  OH NO scandalous details from Dave Grohl's life!  He had a baby OUT OF WEDLOCK.  He's LOCKED IN WED to someone.  He had a baby OUTSIDE OF THAT CUSTOM.  Anyway.  I'll always cherish my memories from When I Read His Book.  Made me feel good.  The way he related not just to music but to people.  Was just really inspiring on both ends.  This doesn't disappoint me or anything.  Obviously it's a Social Negative Thing To Do but who cares.  Doesn't effect ME.  I just wish him the best moving forward no different than I did yesterday!  I WISH ALL CELEBRITIES WITH BAD NEWS Best Of Luck.  But particularly the ones who made me feel good about myself.  They get BONUS luck.  I'm sure they appreciate it.  And if they don't want my Good Luck Offering, I rescind my offer!  Take it back!  Save it for someone who wants it.  That's how that goes.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Amazing!  What's Dave Grohl's New Daughter's name.  If it's not an Official Daughter, does that mean she doesn't get An Interesting Celebrity Name?  Hmm.  Also was she just born or is this story backdated and she's actually 25?  WHO KNOWS.  No way to find out!  I can't do more research on this story!  I'm busy!  Anyway.  Tomorrow is 9/11.  Or as I like to call it .818181818...  You use fractions, I use decimals!  Different people see the world different ways!  Some people don't see the world at all!  They're called Blinds!  They use other senses to feel the world!  I feel like I would adjust to being blind pretty quickly.  If I lost my sight when I was younger I'd take it pretty personally.  And be really upset.  But these days?  MEH.  What do I really need to see that much!  I GET IT.  I'd miss The Womanly Body, I guess.  Still get to feel it if I ever find a mate. Get to SCRATCH AND SNIFF.  Huh.  They say that Justice Is Blind.  I think they're WAY OFF.  I think JUSTICE CAN SEE EXTREMELY WELL.  That way it can tell if you're being JUST OR NOT!  Justice BETTER have Great Eye Sight.  That's the whole premise of making sure Everyone In Society Is Being Just!  If Justice Is Blind then EVERYONE GONNA GO AROUND BEING UNJUST RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN AND NO ONE GONNA DO A DAMN THING.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Justice Is Blind means that Justice Applies to All Shapes And Sizes uniformly.  It doesn't care WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.  Justice Gonna Apply To ALL OF US The Same!  Oh.  I Guess!  Let's See If That Holds True!  CAUSE I DON'T KNOW.  Anyway.  Justice applies to Just Us.  How about THAT as a BITING REMARK.  I'm not sure what it means but HOLY COW.  Anyway.  If Justice Is Blind it means that it's other senses are heightened.  So Justice can HEAR Really Well!  Whatever.  Why do blind people wear sunglasses.  Do they really care SO MUCH that They Look Cool?  Of all subsets of people to be concerned That They Look Hip! C'mon!  Anyway.  Sunglasses are what Awesome People Wear.  And it's what blind people wear.  Blind people I guess are compensating for being blind by trying to seem like they're Cool!  I feel like I made that joke before.  Of all the jokes I could repeat!  I HAD to repeat THAT ONE.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  Then again what can ya do.  This is the world that we live in!  Anyway.  Dave Grohl must have had sex in order to have that daughter.  I feel like that must have been really great for him!  I got nothin.
    Last paragraph!  He probably likes having the daughter, too!  He likes having family type friends!  Real People Person this guy!  Whatever.  ARE Foo Fighters playing the debate?  I haven't seen any confirmation one way or the other.  Is that a joke.  No.  But it's also not NOT A JOKE.  Not sure WHAT you would call it.  IS THERE A WORD FOR WHAT IT IS.  Not sure.  We may have to invent a word for What That Is.  Or just Ignore It!  ANYWAY.  Moving on!  Got another shot at writing a good entry tomorrow.  I DID NOT succeed today.  But I at least get another chance!  That's a relief!  More opportunities to fail!  Amazing!  I don't even know Who I'm Writing To.  That' part of my problem.  If I had a better sense of my Audience then I'd know What To Write.  I mean, yea, my audience Is ME.  But WHAT ME.  WHO ME.  WHAT'S THE ME BEHIND THE ME.  Gotta think DEEPER than that!  Cause in reality the audience is YOU and I want to DO YOU RIGHT.  It's true!  Hmm.  In the meantime though I guess I'll wrap this crap up.  See ya tomorrow!   

-4:28 P.M.

Monday, September 9, 2024

We Have The Entire Entry In Front Of Us

    Hey, friends!  Gotta do this now... Just had some White Castle.  It was not Fresh!  It was the second half of what I ordered from last night!  You're Welcome!  I guess it's not a clean Halve.  Still got some fries and a chicken ring left over.  Great!  I had a fun weekend!  I accomplished so much that I never will get to experience again!  BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice.  Finished Kurt Cobain Book.  Watched Sopranos documentary.  WROTE some phrases.  READ generic news personalities social media.  Now that I think about it It Kind Of Sucked.  Kurt Cobain's life kinda sucked almost the entire time!  The book didn't really do a good job conveying that He LIKED Music Or ANYTHING.  Kind of a BUMMER all the way through!  Now I gotta read another book BY THE SAME GUY next?  On Jimi Hendrix?  Maybe Jimi Hendrix specifically had a lust for life!   I dunno that sounds more like Iggy Pop.  Hmm.  Iggy Pop sounds more like the name a musician would adopt TODAY in 2024 than one they would take in the 1960's or whenever Iggy Pop is from.  I GUESS IT'S TIMELESS.  Good Name!  I don't like it.  I dislike most popular music artist names!  That's how you know it's a good name!  If I don't like it!
   It steals the first name from musician Iggy Azalea and steals the last name from A Genre And Otherwise Many Faceted Word.  PEOPLE LIKE RE-APPROPRIATING THINGS.  MIX AND MATCH.  FOUND ART.  It's Fun!  Anyway.  The nice low-end-of-mid-shelf headphones I got for my 8 track fuckin' stopped working at some point.  OR my guitar cable stopped working.  NOT SURE.  For some reason I'm being stopped from recording new music BESIDES lack of inspiration.  On the technical side I'm facing difficultities!  JUST LETTING YOU KNOW why you haven't heard any new hit singles lately from me!  Also Lack Of Distribution.  Also how can you hear multiple hit singles from someone.  Sounds like it would just be a single double or triple or quadruple.  TWO OR THREE HIT SINGLES isn't how the word, "Single," works!  You need to work on your English Skills please.  Looks like Linkin Park got themselves a new singer.  FEMALE!  They're the ones with vaginas!  INTERESTING.  VERY INTERESTING.  I like Linkin Park because sometimes you need some Dumb Music to get ya going.  What, am I above Dumb Music?  No!  I'm not!  I don't know their entire discogrophy but I DON'T HOLD HATE IN MY HART for you if you do.
    What's dumb about them.  Why am I putting them down on ANY level.  Exploitative.  They take advantage of People, often YOUNGPEPLE, Feeling Things and force them to ListenGroove To The Songs as a way of Coping With Those Feeligns.  Isn't that how all music works.  ANGER, though.  DEPRESSION.  They take advantage of NEGATIVE FEELIGNS.  Hmm.  I don't know what points I'm making.  It's called Free Association!  I ASSUMED I had points to make and then just let My Fingers Fly!  Either way Young People gonna be Angry And Depressed at some point, right?  Might as well have Linkin Park TAP INTO THAT EVENTUALLY.  I DUNNO.  I WITHDRAW FROM THIS DISCUSSION.  A winner.  Huh.  How?  Because I'm done with it!  Hmm.  Nirvana could be Angry and Depressing.  Yeah but he was Sarcastic and Ironic about it.  He had a sense of humor with it!  Felt more Inwardlooking and Authentic, too!  Whatever.  It doesn't matter.  HMM.  Just had a good idea to edit the final scene of The Sopranos with the Soprano Family in the diner but instead of Tony putting on Don't Stop Believing he puts on Smells Like Teen Spirit.  That would be a FUN SOCIAL MEDIA GAME where people edit it WITH ANY SONG UNDER THE RAINBOW.  It's HILARIOUS for thousands and thousands of songs!  But off the top of my head Smells Like Teen Spirit sounds like a funny one to watch!
    Man.  I can do that just from the confines of my own home.  Without doing committing it to Video.  Just watch the scene on my TV and play music on my phone.  And laugh myself silly.  I think I just figured out how to spend my next few months.  Anyway.  What else is up.  SOUNDS DUMB when you think about it, huh?  MAYBE I'M DUMB when you think about me, huh?  Could be!  Hmm.  Anyway.  Fourth Paragraph!  Still lots of slots open for Thursday Late Night Comedy Writing Class!  UGH IT MIGHT BE CANCELED AT THIS POINT UGH.  Anyway.  If I'm not taking a UCB Late Night Comedy Writing Class Taker WHO AM I?  I DUNNO.  I NEED STRUCTURE IN MY LIFE TO TELL ME WHO I AM.  WE ARE WHAT WE DO.  It is our actions that define us!  OR possibly what we say.  OR PERHAPS our Name and DNA COMBO.  Hmm.  HEY I got a haircut this weekend, too!  Shaved myself beforehand!  Saved a few dollars that way. The haircut is okay!  Cut real short!  Nothing fnacy!  Just Real Short Short Haircut!  I dunno if you can even CALL IT A HAIRCUT.  It's just NOT A LOT OF HAIR THERE.  That's how I would describe it!  Anyway.  WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON?  GOOD NEWS TE PARAGRAPH IS OVER.
   Big split between Men and Women for whose voting for Harris and Trump.  HMM.  AS A MAN maybe I can help convince OTHER MEN to vote for Harris!  I AM UNIQUELY SITUATED to convince MY FELLOW MAN to vote for Harris!  HEY DUDES.  WE ALL GOT DICKS.  LIKE IT WHEN THEY'RE SERVICED.  I GET THAT, I DO.  ...SHE WON'T HELP YOU THERE, NO.  ...I SET THAT UP WRONG, THAT'S MY FAULT.  I'm just saying I RELATE TO YOU, I GET THAT WE THINK WITH DICKS FIRST, THAT'S PROOF I CAN RELATE.  Now that that's out of the way, Harris is a HERO and Trump is a DISASTER.  She's got all the policies and qualities you want as a Man and he's got NONE of them.  She is a competent person and DOES GOOD THINGS.  While he is a demented fascist who will do literally nothing to help you.  Also maybe YOU WILL get more sex ultimately if you're a Harris supporter!  I DON'T KNOW THE EXACT DETAILS AND PERMUTATIONS.  But in a Harris Presidency EVERYONE MIGHT JUST FEEL A BIT MORE SEXY.  That may just be the way things shake out!  So that's good!  Anyway.  WHY DIDN'T I SAVE TEH WORLD WITH THIS PARAGRAPH.  I'm not convinced I changed quite enough minds with these sentences.  WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.  Everyone knows Kamala gonna usher in an era of Nonstop Sex!  If you don't wanna believe me that's ON YOU.
   Halfway through the entry.  WHAT IF I'M THE DEMENTED FASCIST WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT MYSELF... SEXWISE.  Hmm.  Makes sense!  But Kamala Harris is ALSO GOOD FOR DEMOCRACY AND THE ECONOMY AND EVERYTHING ELSE AS WELL.  Win/win/win.  Anyway.  Did Dick Cheney REALLY say he's not gonna vote for someone because they tried to steal a presidential election?  I Mean, that's CORRECT, it's A WRONG THING TO DO.  But you do realize YOU DID THAT AS WELL, right?  SUCCESSFULLY.  I'm not sure you realize it or not!  You might have cognitive dissonance!  But YOU DID SUCCESSFULLY STEAL A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION YOURSELF, in case you don't know!  Anyway.  I dunno.  Let's see.  If it gets more votes for Harris, fine, take the endorsement!  Maybe it takes away votes from Harris!  Everytime I associate Cheney(s) For Harris is a moment I'M NOT associating Someone/Something GOOD OR POSITIVE for Harris!  Hmm.  POSITIVE LIKE ME.  THAT JERK.  I HATE HIM SO MUCH.  What an Asshole!  Biggest douchebag of the millenium!  Hmm.  I remember when I was a kid, the show BIOGRAPHY on A & E was counting down The Top People of the millenium.  In the year 2000.  And I was like, When They're Celebrating How Great I am, In 3000, They'll Be Like, FUN FACT, THIS GREAT PERSON WASN'T ACTUALLY EVEN BORN IN THIS MILLENNIUM.  Was Born in 1988.  STILL COUNTS TOWARDS THE 2000'S APPARENTLY THOUGH.
   Hmm.  What can I do in my life to ensure I'll be on those lists.  Write some plays.  BE SHAKESPEARE.  Off the top of my head I can't very well INVENT things or something!  I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO INVENT.  I can sure as shit WRITE SOME PLAYS, though, that's easy!  ONE CHARACTER OR PLOT AT A TIME.  Hmm.  I can't do that either if we're being honest with myself.  Hmm.  Easy, then, Let's Not Be Honest With Myself!  ALRIGHT.  ANYWAY.  Maybe it WOULD be easier to invent something.  Huh.  Something that flies.  What if I invent something that DIDN'T FLY but NOW IT FLIES.  Ok that's a start.  Lemme workshop that in private.  Anyway.  I DUNNO.  I dislike this entry a lot now that I think about it!  But the good news is I ALREADY WROTE IT so I'LL NEVER HAVE TO WRITE IT AGAIN!  The bad news is IF THIS IS WHAT I WROTE TODAY it's a sign IT MAY BE WHAT I HAVE IN STORE FOR TEH FUTURE.  But the good news is I SHOW REMOURSE RIGHT NOW.  But the bad news is YOU DON'T KNOW SPECIFICALLY FOR WHAT EXACTLY.  We don't know WHAT EXACTLY I'm disowning!  ALSO WORDS ARE MEANINGLESS.  ACTIONS are what count!  Also COUNTING IS WHAT COUNTS.  When you count.  Numbers!  Counting is what counts! 
   Three paragraphs to go.  What if they fact checked Chump at the debate tomorrow night. People would love it!  They'd go out of their minds!  Something so simple would bring so many people such joy.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Let's see.  I dunno.  I liked Beetlejuice Beetlejuice a lot!  I don't know if there's many films coming up in the next couple months that I'm looking forward to that much, though!  Joker II should be okay.  I'm looking forward to that at about a 7.5 out of 10!  THAT'S MOSTLY IT.  Most films coming up are MEH TO ME.  OH NO.  THE WORLD WE LIVE IN ISN'T THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.  I may be misusing that phrase. There are two possible cinematic worlds we can live in For Some Reason.  The filmic world I'm in ISN'T THE BEST OF THEM.  I'm surely gonna get SOMETHING out of a lot of these movies that are gonna be released but NOT THE MOST.  AH WELL.  These things come and go IN PHASES.  Maybe 2026-2028 we get a nice stretch of HOLY SHIT SOME NICE ASS FILMS.  Probably will!  WE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO.  That's how I feel.
   Penultimate paragraph.  ANYWAY.  MAYBE I write a bunch of films.  I'm FILM SHAKESPEARE.  I can do that!  Probably.  Seems pretty striaghtforward.  Come up with some titles RIGHT NOW off the top of my head.  Machead.  Titlead.  Henry The Sixteenth.  Jaunter.  Alright that's enough it'll take me a decade to write all those films I'm covered for now.  HMM.  Writing those titles Made Me Realize I HAVEN'T WRITTEN A GOOD THING IN WEEKS.  Just one of those Moments Of Self Realizations.  I've Been Full Of Shit FOR SOME TIME NOW.  Hmm.  But I FEEL IT IN ME.  I'm ON THE VERGE of A Good Epoch.  I'm ABOUT to Start Writing Well.  So what, who cares, either WRITE GOOD OR DON'T.  Huh. Well, when you put it that way, I seem like an asshole for This Entire Entry!  Huh.  Gotta EASE INTO TINGS.  Gotta WRITE SHITTY FOR A WHILE before I can Start Writing Rosily!  You don't know how it works!  You can't PROVE it doesn't work that way!  ANYWAY.  Hmm.  Tomorrow Will Be A Good Entry.  I'M CALLING IT.  Right now!  And Next paragraph will be a 5 out of 10!  I'm calling it.  Right now!
   Okay.  We'll see.  Sick of seeing POLLS of the presidential race.  I don't know what they MEAN.  I don't know WHAT ANYTHING MEANS.  WHAT IS REALITY.  Ah well.  I guess I should stop looking at things that confuse me.  Okay.  What should I look at.  I dunno.  Really not that much out there that makes me happy.  Most things I don't like.  I guess I could read books instead of look at my phone and idlewatch TV.  I like books!  That sounds too much like a Good Idea.  Not sure I like the sound of that.  Suspiciously Smart!  Makes sense, though!  Maybe I should try to remember that going forward!  HMM.  BOOKS.  What if I'm the Johnny Appleseed of Books.  IF I GET PEOPLE TO READ BOOKS I could be the biggest hero not just of the 2000's but OF ALL TIME.  They said Gutenberg was the biggest hero of the 1000's!  Because of the Printing Press!  HE WAS RANKED #1!  THUS if I propagate Books I'll be #1, too!  ALRIGHT.  NOW WE'RE TALKING.  Anyway.  You Guys Wanna Read Some Books?  I'M JUST GETTING STARTED.  I remember in elementary school they sold you special things to be book marks and now as an adult I realize Anything Can Be A Book Mark. HMM.  What do YOU use as a book mark?  Let's get a discussion going!  OR NOT.  In the spirit of books DO NOT RESPOND TO ME.  I'll see ya later! 

-4:17 P.M.   
  

Thursday, September 5, 2024

You'll Like The Next Thing I Write

    Hi!  Entry!  No beer, Vodka!  Got three shot bottles, not two.  That's 50% more alcohol than usual with the entry!  Figured I might as well have a party!  ANYWAY Party Time.  Gonna go see Beetlejuice x 2 tomorrow.  Gonna get a haircut on Saturday or Sunday.  Whichever day they're open!  I know barbers traditionally close one day during the weekend.  I forgetville which!  Anyways!  If they make a third movie in the Beetlejuice franchise, they have to be Very Careful not to summon Beetlejuice in the title of the film.  Cause if they keep going on the track they're on THEY ARE GOING TO.  Cracked that code.  Is it just me or is the entire cast of that film awesome.  Maybe it's just me That's Awesome.  I think I misunderstood the question.  Got a hamburger and cajun fries for dinner.  It's already here!  There's nothing else TO that story.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.  I could elaborate on Where It Came From but do you really wanna know?  It's not very interesting!  Looks like Russia is back at its old tricks!  I guess it just never stopped.  Paying people to spread Dis or Mis or Anti or Quasi or Fanta Information to influence elections!  For Shame.  Let America fuck with itself!  We already are doing a pretty good job.  We don't NEED help!
   Hmm.  Is it possible I AM a Useful Idiot for Russia?  YES.  VERY POSSIBLE.  But what are ya gonna do.  Live your life. FOMO!  YOLO.  WWLAD.  Lance Armstrong.  Don't people wear that bracelet on their wrists or something? What Would Lance Armstrong Do?  Anyway.  Russia isn't paying me a dime.  But Russianesque people have GOTTEN ME HIGH before!  That's one way to go about getting someone to Think And Eventually Speak your way!  I had a roommate who was of Probable Russian background who dealt me weed for a few months!  If I'm a longterm Manchurian Website Writer we can go back to that moment in life and BLAME IT ON THE RUSSIANS.  Why not.  America has no agency.  ONLY RUSSIA!  I dunno.  Maybe he was a secret CIA agent designed to look like a Russian.  Or Maybe he was a secret CGI agent and he didn't even exist at all.  COULDA BEEN COMPUTER ANIMATED THIS ENTIRE TIME.  The important thing is that I probably wouldn't have ever had sex in life without him.  He invited girl up to our dorm to smoke weed and that's whom I eventually lost my virginity to!  Hmm.  Sure sounds like a set-up.  He got me sex and weed.  OF COURSE it was transactional somehow.  So what did he get.  I ENDED UP WRITING JOKE PARAGRAPHS FIFTEEN YEARS LATER.  Oh okay that makes sense.
   He got to LAUGH.  Third paragraph.  I may have paid for the weed some of the time!  Some of the time he shared, some of the time I paid!  THAT'S NORMAL.  He also had sex with the girl himself after she was done with me!  THAT'S NORMAL.  I really don't like you jumping to conclusions about My Friend.  Anyway.  He's the one who sold me the Bad Weed.  That was laced with something.  That ended up making me crazy and I had to drop out of school.  Ruined my life!  Hey, sounds like an asshole.  May not have been a Russian Asset but he DID Fuck My Shit Up.  Then again I got high a bunch and had sex.  So I can't help but think back fondly on those times!  I woulda gone crazy eventually!  If you're predisposed to mental illness, you're predisposed!  WHO CARES what eventually pushed me over the edge!  Anyway.  It's possible he wanted my Room.  He was my suitemate and I had a single room by myself.  And when I eventually dropped out, I heard later that he had moved himself into my room.  Hmm.  Might have been just making the most of a bad situation.  Or might have been part of the plan!
   Hmm.  Anyway.  I've definitely been brainwashed by America 100x more than this guy!  DON'T WORRY EVERYONE WILL GET THEIR TURN.  What turn.  TO BRAINWASH ME.  Anyway.  Fourth paragraph.  I don't wanna take the next week off from the website!  Gonna try to power through!  So that's good!  Anyway.  What's so wrong with, "Useful Idiots."  Idiots are usually, in general, not useful!  That's why they're idiots!  FINALLY someone is utilizing them!  But it's for Malevolent Reasons.  RUSSIAN reasons.  Russia is a country that's up to no good!  They're authoritarian and whatknot!  I don't like the way they do things!  On the other hand, Useful Idiot could be the title of my autobiography.  IF I EVER GET an autobiography book deal. IF I DO then obviously I've led a Useful Enough Life so it's accurate.   What's Going On Again?  Hmm.  Ballsack is in pain right now.  I'm sitting on it.  I'M GOING THERE.  TOUCHING ON THE SUBJECTS NO ONE ELSE DARE TOUCH ON.  Ok it's loosening up now.  On it's own!  Somehow the scrotum figured out how to alleviate itself from the pressure that I was putting it under!  Look my body is very resilient it knows how to adjust to difficult circumstances is the point.
   Fifth paragraph!  What else is up.  I really don't think I'm the Russian Asset you need to worry about!  I'm the Russian Asset YOU DON'T need to worry about.  Let's MOVE ON.  About halfway through my vodka supply.  It's been fun!  But I wish I had more left compared to how much I already drank!  So that's good.  VODKA?  THAT SOUNDS LIKE A RUSSIAN DRINK.  Wrong!  My Russiany Roommate specifically enjoyed Whiskey!  Which I did, too!  It was a bonding experience between us both!  So that's good.  Anyway.  VODKA even LOOKS like it's in Russian.  The sequence of letters.  V-O-D-K-A.  VODKA.  It's like I'm reading Russian Right Now!  AMAZING, I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT MEANS.  Internet says Vodka is either from Poland or Vodka or possibly Sweden.  That would explain that!  Yeah!  Anyway AM I RIGHT that in a few months we'll be closer to the early 2030's than the late 2010's?  Lemme crunch those numbers.  I THINK SO. Lemme crunch those numbers again.  YEAH.  Lemme crunch those numbers again.  NO.  I DID THEM IN MY HEAD ENOUGH TIMES. TWO.  I THINK I GET THE PICTURE ALREADY.
   What the hell.  I'm gonna be like in my FIFTIES by the time it's the 30's.  No.  I'll be 41 when The Ball Drops.  That's still Too Old.  I dunno.  The older I get, the less old it seems!  That's Cool.  WHAT ELSE is going on.  I still feel pretty young at heart.  I'm OLD at body and mind and soul.  Those are pretty much the main important things and they're all pretty weathered and beaten down.  HEART IS OKAY THOUGH.  One out of four things ain't bad!  ANYWAY it's good to have an Old Soul.  What does that mean.  You're Sensitive Like An Old Person.  Something like that!  Young people don't take things seriously like the elderly.  Old Souls DO.  ANYWAY.  Sixth paragraph.  Not supposed to be taking walks in the park.  There's TICS abound.  My mom warned me.  Also, they're SPRAYING for tics!  I should be weary of that, too!  EITHER WAY still taking Park Walks.  I don't play by Society's Rules.  I'm a rebel!  I still see everyone else taking walks in the park.  I'm not the only one Risking It All!  TICS ARE TOO.  If they were smart they'd get the Hell out of Dodge!  Where is Dodge.  I assume there IS A DODGE somewhere.  Montana?  Indiana?  California?  LET'S SEE. Kansas.  That would have been my first guess if I were guessing correctly!
   Wow!  Four paragraphs to go!  Then we're taking weekend time!  Which I may try to Live Rightly!  HOW DO I DO THAT.  Masturbate to the right things!  That's my main thing.  I'm gonna see the movie, get a haircut, finish Kurt Cobain book, ALL THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT.  But equally important is Masturbate To The Best Of My Ability.  AND THEN AND ONLY THEN can I claim I Weekended Right!  AMAZING.  That's Life For Ya!  The best way to masturbate may be to Not Do It At All!  But I don't think that's in the cards.  So let's see, how can I do it to Maximize My Benefits.  Not just momentary pleasure.  That's Chump Change.  How can I SPIRITUALLY RISE ABOVE by masturbating to the right things Session To Session.  Hmm.  We'll See!  Anyway.  I've gotten used to Kurt Cobain over the last few weeks!  Hard to accept that after this weekend He'll Be Gone!  Now I know how his friends and loved ones felt!  Not really.  The impression I got of him is different than how he really is.  Now I know how people who read the same book as I did at the same pace as I did felt!  YEAH.  I GUESS.  Hmm.  Good chance I'll get to know and like Jimi Hendrix.  I don't know THING ONE about him.  Must be a relatable person, too!  He's a Lefty as well.  When it comes to guitar players, WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED.  We're all lefties.  WE'RE ALL TEH SAME.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Amazing!  I don't like today or this week or this month!  This month is only this week so far.  WELL SO FAR THIS MONTH AND THIS WEEK SUCK!  Great.  Anyway.  I'm a big Tim Burton fan in the sense that I hear the name Tim Burton and I go hey that's a respected name in the multimedia business and I can point to a few films I've enjoyed that he's been involved in.  So that's pretty good.  Batmen!  Big Fish!  Sleepy Hollow!  He's Fine!  They don't make em like they used to.  You couldn't make Sleepy Hollow today! ...They already made it!  Hmm.  Did I like Mars Attacks as a kid or did I just watch it 3 dozen times out of boredom.  Hard to say!  I like the ensemble nature of it.  Don't get bogged down on one character!  Always switching over to some other people!  I like that!  Also the ultimate fate of a lot of Main Characters is BAD.  That doesn't happen in a lot of main stream movies.  Bad Stuff Happens to likable main characters!  I respect that!  Hmm. I'LL NEVER SEE DUMBO THOUGH.  Why would I watch a movie that's INSULTING ME right in the title!     
   That's one way to finish a paragraph.  Two more paragraphs to go!  Let's see.  I like the new marijuana I got.  The EFFECTS are good. They only last 75% the amount of time as previous marijuana, though!  I guess I'll adjust!  THE GOOD NEWS IS the store I get marijuana from isn't gonna start sleeping with the girl I was having sex with and then move into my room once I'm gone.  Probably not at least.  I can't leave this room.  I've got nowhere else to go!  And I'm not sleeping with any girl at the moment!  No one to steal!  Hmm.  Also it's A STORE.  Not A PERSON.  Multi-peopled organization!  Totally different set-up.  Whatever.  Can't be a useful idiot for Recreational Dispensaries is the point which is EXACTLY WHY I'm for Legalized Marijuana!  Anyway.  I believe I saw Trump said a few days ago he's for legalized marijuana.  YOUR MOVE, KAMALA.  P.S. the move is to also be for Legalized Marijuana.  Even Outflank Him.  MANDATORY MARIJUANA.  Seriously, though!  You can't let him get the marijuana vote!  C'MON, MAN. 
   Last paragraph.  The week is just about over.  What fun was had.  I can't remember.  I guess No Fun Was Had.  If we can't remember.  Then it equals NONE.  Oh.  That's too bad.  YEP.  THEM'S TEH BREAKS.  Whatever!  Let's see.  Main thing giving me structure in life is Upcoming Election.  I don't like it.  I should have other things to focus on and give me inspiration.  Being on the Kamala Train though IS FOREVER.  That's Just The Direction The Country Is Going In.  That's one way to look at it. Kinda dumb, thuogh!  Either way my life gonna continue on past the election and I gotta start thinking about What Can I Do For Myself To Get Stuff Going On. Hmm.  I enjoyed drinking vodka today.  Is that something I can incorporate into my regular life?  Sure.  Why not.  Anyway.  I don't DESERVE a good weekend.  I wrote a shitty four entries for the website this week.  AH WELL.  NO ONE IS PERFECT.  Except for Oh I Don't Know NIKOLA TESLA.  If I were him I'd come back to life and sue Elon Musk.  First he has to deal with Edison stealing his shit.  Then Musk steals his name.  WHERE DOES IT END.  Alright. That's it.  I'll see ya next week!  A WHOLE NEW WEEK!  Amazing!  See ya then!

-4:04 P.M. 
  

Wednesday, September 4, 2024

Maybe I Should Try Harder

    Hey friends!  Gotta write an entry now!  I don't know how that's supposed to happen!  Just take it one sentence at a time.  I could break the entry up by many units.  Paragraphs, sentences, words, letters.  Gonna go with ONE SENTENCE AT A TIME.  It's not The Best but it's The Easiest For Me!  Anyway I ordered Peacock.  I started watching Life: Homicide On The Streets!  I don't pay that much attention so I'm not sure IF THERE EVEN IS A PLOT but I'm definitely enjoying it anyway!  ALSO they got Mr. Monk's Big Movie on Peacock!  I started watching that!  OKAY now we're all caught up.  I might take next week off from the website.  Because I'm running on fumes!  I can't spell Fumes without me saying F U to ME.  And then there's an, "S," in there for good measure.  I think I should go Paragraph by Paragraph.  Not sentence by sentence.  Okay.  Fine.  I Should Do Lots Of Things.  ANYWAY School Shooting in Georgia.  Gotta wonder, what, was the kid waiting all Summer to do this?  School just started!  Seems strange, there hasn't been enough time during the semester for School to piss him off yet!  I SENSE A FALSE FLAG AFOOT.  What do you expect when Real Guns are CHEAPER than Super Soakers!  Guy wanted to waterfight all summer but couldn't afford the water guns so he waited until September and shot up his school!  POOR RIFF.  UNWELL JOB DONE WELL.  I LOSE.
    Yeah!  School Shooting in the news means once again we get to Shrug Our Shoulders and Not Do Anything About Guns because WHY AGAIN?  I DUNNO.  Just don't FEEL LIKE IT.  Get around to it LATER.  I'm starting to suspect I HAVE THE POWER to control the lightbulb that goes on and off in my room.  I notice it goes on and off at INTERESTING moments throughout my thought process.  No, it's not like I consciously think AND LET THERE BE LIGHT and then the bulb starts working again.  But I feel like there's some crossover between What's On My Mind and Hey The Bulb Is Going Back On Or Going Back Off.  And I'm building my skills MORE AND MORE such that EVENTUALLY I'll be able to control it completely.  YEAH.  Super Hero Powers!  Didn't see that one coming!  Practice makes perfect I guess!  Okay.  If I had Complete Control I'd just say TURN ON and STAY ON.  Boom WE'RE DONE.  Can I apply my powers to Help Society??  I dunno, I don't wanna PRESS.  If I start doing too much that's gonna make it seem like I'm unappreciative of the Gifts Been Given To Me!  I think I'll just Mostly Do Things That Help Me Specifically Mostly For The Most Part.  That's the noble thing to do!  I help society a lot when I'm helping myself.  SEE?  The light is on in my room!  If anyone else wants to come into my room THEY WILL BE IN THE LIGHT AS WELL!
   Sure.  I dunno.  I like it when Society Succeeds because I AM IN SOCIETY.  ALSO, what if I get confused and forget Which One I Am.  So I wanna help All of Society!  MIGHT AS WELL use my powers to Raise All Sinking Ships just in case one day I forget Which One I Am!  I wanna make sure I benefit in the end!  Oh okay that makes sense.  Sounds like I'm getting pizza tonight.  Looks like Barron Von Trump is going to NYU.  NOT A FAN.  I WENT THERE.  AND I WANT TO GO THERE.  I'm not a fan of him going there!  He better get the most out of that wonderful experience and appreciate it OR ELSE.  I suggest he picks up guitar and writes a dozen or two songs over his freshman year.  He may not have the most sex but it's tons of fun regardless!  In fact he may have the least sex but at least he'll be doing what God put him on this Earth to do!  Hmm.  He gets to eat at CAFETERIAS. What do they call them.  MESS HALLS.  No they don't.  Hmm.  DINING HALLS.  WOW!  You can get your hamburger with fries AND onion rings.  That's dumb.  Now that I think about it I HATE THAT.  Because of that specifically, 'm glad I'm done with that part of my life.  TIME TO GROW UP.
    Fourth paragraph!  I remember being perplexed by the Dessert Station at the Serve-Yourself-All-You-Can-Eat Dining Hall.  Hmm. I just ate an entire meal.  More than I needed.  Now I can just have SOME CAKE AS WELL.  Go Figure!  It's not that confusing when I type it out.  Anyway.  MAYBE I was confused Why isn't EVERYONE having cake?  That might have been it.  I might have been returning to the table and been like Hey guys why aren't you all eating cake, too?  But only Privately In My Head.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Also, Baron Trump, don't neglect your studies!  What you hear outside your dormitory window might be the most valuable life lessons you'll learn!  THE CITY is your campus and KNOWLEDGE is all around!  I lived on the tenth floor my Freshman year and I managed to hear all sorts of interesting stuff from out on the street.  That doesn't sound possible.  DON'T TELL ME HOW MY LIFE GOES.  Huh.  Church Bell Rang.  That's for sure! I HEARD THAT outside my window!  Maybe it was a clock.  What sounds does a clock make.  Ticking.  No I didn't hear ticking.  Definitely was A Church Clock Bell.  Oh.  Okay.  Is this over yet.  Not quite.  Got a few decades of life left to go.  Oh.  WELL Lemme know when we're almost over!
   I guess.  SIX Paragraphs to go!  Looking forward to Joker II!  I liked Joker I okay!  It's a pretty polarizing movie!  I wasn't that polarized!  I thought it was GOOD.  I guess I'm on the Positive Pole.  But I didn't think it was the greatest thing since sliced bread.  ANYWAY.  I wanna make a movie called COMIC.  But it's about the life of a REAL Stand Up Comedian.  It has nothing to do with JOKER except a very real similarity in Title.  And I guess a small similarity in plot.  ALSO how am I qualified to write a movie about a Stand Up Comedian.  By the time I write the movie I'll have been a stand up comedian for several years.  I won't write this movie UNLESS That's Been My Life!  It's that kind of idea.  ANYWAY Pizza is no longer a Definite for tonight!  My parents WERE gonna get Italian tonight.  Now they're gonna get NOTHING.  What should I do.  I could get ANYTHING for myself!  WOW.  ANYWAY.  Would NOW be a good time for Kamala to make Gun Control an issue?  Probably!  I think she could tap into a real groundswell of enthusiasm at this precise moment to rally for gun control!  Oh okay PLUS saying that helped me finish this paragraph so it's Even More Good!
   Five paragraphs to go.  Might get Halal Food for dinner.  Baron Von Trump should definitely be experimenting with Halal Food while he's at NYU.  What's there to experiment.  It's chicken and lamb over rice.  White and hot sauce.  There's not much complicated about it.  Okay.  Well, just DO IT then.   PLENTY of carts all around!  HMM.  What's he gonna major in.  Off the top of my head I assume business.  Oh.  I was gonna make a joke answer.  Business is probably the most accurate answer.  GREAT.  Anyway.  I read a headline earlier that Cooper Union was re-starting a program they used to have where they gave free tuition to Seniors.  And I was like... Really?  If someone is 70 years old and gets admitted they can attend for free?  Then I realized Oh, it's after someone pays for college for three years, they get to attend for the final year for free.  Anyway.  Fire Drills!  Don't discount a Dormitory Fire Drill as the potential Social Event Of The Season!  I got nothin.
    Seventh paragraph!  Oh No I'm going on the generic version of a drug I was previously taking the brand name of.  Internet says they have the exact same ingredients and work the same.  Oh.  THE INTERNET says it.  If the internet told me to jump off a bridge, would I do it?  The internet isn't telling me TO DO things.  It's just telling me THE WAY THINGS ARE.  If the internet told me A Bridge Was Jump Offable, Would I Believe It?  POSSIBLY.  I probably wouldn't do it out of an abundance of caution, though!  Unless I thought there was a bouncy castle below the bridge!  Or something else fun to hit as I land!  I'd jump off a bridge if the internet said it was safe, if I could see with my eyes it was probably okay, and there was real incentive that I was gonna hit something fun and not hard!  Okay.  Hmm.  Ran out of my Super market supply of beer for Tomorrow's Entry.  Maybe I buy 2 shot bottles of liquor instead of beer for tomorrow!  If I'm gonna go out of my way to buy alcohol maybe I treat myself with a unique experience and have some vodka or whiskey or something.  Equivalent alcohol amount of normal beer intake!
   THREE paragraphs to go!  Great!  Today sucked but I'm gonna look back at it tonight and figure out a way to trick myself into thinking it was good enough.  ALRIGHT!  That'll do.  MAKE USE OF THE R.A.'s.  They're residential assistants.  They're there to help you RESIDE.  If you need any help Living In Your Room that's what they're there for!  Hmm.  Maybe they'll lay in your bed to show you an example of what it is you should be doing correctly.  BONUS POINTS FOR YOU if its a sweet, sexy lady!  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Gotta write an entry TOMORROW.  Then I got at LEAST a 3 day weekend and possibly AN ENTIRE WEEK OFF!  ALSO I BET when I return to writing I WILL BE GOOD AGAIN.  Imagine that.  Quality Crap Coming Out Of My... Holes.  Not sure what holes.  I'm not SPEAKING.  I guess what I write is coming out of my Fingers Extremities most accurately physically.  Then into the keyboard.  Then into the computer.  And then onto the internet.  Then into YOUR computer or phone.  Then into your eyes.  Then into your brain.  And that's how the website works.  Hmm.  When I put it that way!
    WHAT WAY.  Anyway.  I guess I could always go back to NYU for Grad School if I had half a million dollars and got accepted into one of their exclusive elusive programs.  I'm learning just fine by taking UCB classes One Pop At A Time!  MAYBE I'm getting dumber each class, I dunno, I'm not sure!  We'll see what happens eventually.  At some point Me and UCB are gonna saturate each other's market or something!  One day I'll be like Hmm I've taken 60 UCB Classes And I'm Still Terrible At This WHAT'S GOING ON.  And the UCB will be like What the Hell this guy has taken more classes than anyone else ever and he's still terrible at this WHAT'S GOING ON.  So I dunno!  We'll see what happens!  Hmm.  What else is up.  I guess we're almost done with the entry!  WHY do I chew gum on walks.  And not any other time. What is it about walking that makes me think Well if I'm gonna be outside, walking, I BETTER BE CHEWING SOME GUM FOR IT.  I dunno.  Is it that I need to REWARD myself for the CHORE of walking?  Is it that it helps take my mind off the HASSLE of walking?  Does the gum give me ENERGY to walk?  Hmm.  Either way!  Taking a walk means a stick of gum!
   Last paragraph! Wonderful!  I should have tried getting high today for the entry.  I'd have written better!  I dunno.  I don't like it.  Too risky.  I'd probably write better but then I also risk Being Out Of My Mind.  Maybe you need to be out of your mind a little bit to write well.  I DUNNO IF I LIKE THAT.  I don't wanna be Consciously Out OF My Mind when I'm writing!  UNCONSCIOUSLY, SURE.  Consciously, though?  Not my ideal way to write!  Hmm.  Anyway.  Everything I'm thinking and feeling now is irrelevant!  I'm gonna read back this entry tonight when I'm high and I'm gonna be like WHO EVEN WAS THIS PERSON.  So what's the point in the end.  I'm doing the best with what I have available to me!  I'm The Most Me I Can Be Right Now!  Which is PRETTY FAR OFF but I guess In Some Sense Relatively Close!  So that's good.  How would I define myself.  Go.... Uh... I DON'T KNOW.  Not who I am right now.  Who I am right now is some sort of TYPIST OF LESS-THAN-MEDIOCRITY.  Ultimate Me is some sort of Slightly Better Person! I dunno!  No Spoilers!  Anyway!  I guess that's it for today.  Gonna just live a better life over the next 21 hours.  Play my cards right and I approach the entry tomorrow from the point of A Solider Me! WOW.  I'll see ya soon!

-5:19 P.M.
        

Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Is This Really Necessary

    What's up my friends!  You never consented to being my friend. Oh.  Lemme try again.  What's Up Universe!  You never consented to being An Entity In The Universe.  Oh.  Lemme try again.  YOU AND I DO NOT EXIST.  BUT WHAT IS GOING ON.  Just got back from a very combative Psychiatry appointment!  I don't need to get into all the details, but suffice to say I'm gonna start seeing a new psychiatrist!  This one was being a dick!  Why don't I need to get into all the details. I dunno.  I typed em out but then I felt it was too clunky!   Either way gonna see this one one more time and then she's transferring me to a new one!  GREAT.  I'd say there's a 75% chance there's no real problems caused by Starting New Psychiatrist.  And maybe there'll be some benefits!  I dunno!  HMM.  I signed up for Writing 4 Late N4ght Television Class that starts a week from Thursday!  Man.  I have a head ache from that Confrontation I had with Psychiatrist.  We weren't yelling at each other but there was definitely some Two Way Low Key Hostility in the interaction!  I don't love Hostility!  I really went out of my way to be nice!  But she was really being offensive as a person and completely unreasonable as a doctor.  Hmm.  I wonder what the fight was about.  Wow all I had to do was delete the paragraph I wrote about it and now I half forgot!  WHEW.  I feel better already!
    Anyway.  JOKES.  A guy, a person, and an asshole walk into a bar.  The guy says pour me a beer.  The person says I'd like a shot!  The asshole says Nothing for me!  The bartender does what's expected of him.  The guy drinks his beer.  The person drinks his shot.  The asshole goes WHAT, WHERE'S MY DRINK?  The bartender goes But you didn't want anything?  The asshole goes No, I wanted a Nothing!  YOU KNOW, THE DRINK?  A, "NOTHING?"  Anyway.  And that's just off the top of my head!  Okay.  Let's see.  A priest and a rabbi are sitting at the baseball game.  The Priest goes this team wins every time I come.  The Rabbi goes why do you think that is?  The Priest goes Because I get sexually excited when the team wins.  Hey that's not half bad!  Could use some Punching Up BUT IT'S GOT POTENTIAL.  Hmm.  A rabbi and a rabbit are locked in an escape room together.  They have thirty minutes to get out or they'll both suffocate to death.  The Rabbi says to the Rabbit, I'll do all the work, you're just a rabbit.  The rabbit says, WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE.  Rabbi goes EXACTLY.  LEAVE IT TO ME.  I GOT IT.
    Anyway.  Two paragraphs down!  Is it possible the Lite Nite Television Class will end up being cancelled?  Right now there's lots of spots left open!  We'll see I guess!  HMM.  I haven't had lunch in several days!  We're talkin like four or five days!  I LIKE IT.  Maybe I had one lunch in the last four or five days.  But for the most part-- No!  ANYWAY.  I don't need to find myself a new psychiatrist or anything.  I still see the same General Hospital! They got a whole team of people!  They'll find a new person!  Maybe they'll even transfer me back to an old person I used to see!  WOW.  Maybe they'll put me back with the Doctor who looked like Jane Lynch of Glee.  She was alright!  HEY I just absorbed an ad for State Farm and YA KNOW WHAT?  "Like a good neighbor State Farm is there."  I don't like it!  GOOD NEIGHBORS ARE SEEN AND NOT HEARD.  I don't want to deal with neighbords.  If you really wanna be Like A Good Neighbor YOU'D LEAVE ME ALONE and  STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS.  Is that a joke or something.  Sure sounds like one!  What's other commercials that are wrong.  Burger King's slogan is, "Have It Your Way."  PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE.  Might work on TV usually but not in print. 
    Should I continue that riff.  It's been fun so far!  Hmm.  NYTimes is "All The News That's Fit To Print."  Gotta wonder... what of the news that's UNFIT To Print!  I don't like it.  That one wasn't necessary.  But I DO WONDER.  What qualifies as news but is unfit to print.  Pornography News.  Oh I get it.  Either that or news that challenges existing power structures.  Oh I get it.  Hmm.  How come I don't have an official slogan.  I don't need to.  I don't have anything I'm trying to distract from!  Slogans are for GUILTY organizations with something to hide!  Anyway.  I don't think I'm gonna continue watching Better Call Saul.  I'm about eight episodes in and I'm not 100% sure what's happening.  I LIKE IT.  It's pleasant to watch.  But I don't know what the plot is!  I'm not absorbing it!  Kinda good sign I should check out something else instead!  YEAH.  I know the guy is some sort of lawyer.  And his actual name is Bob Odenkirk in what most of us consider real life.  I get that much.  So That's Good!  Anyway.  You're In Good Hands With All State.  Gross.  Hands are gross.  I MAY be grossed out by hands.  I never thought about it before but it sounds right off the top of my head.
    Fifth paragraph.  Hey maybe I get a haircut this weekend.  Been a while!  Sounds about right.  Plus, then my head will be more attractive potentially!  Possibly LESS attractive!  That's the gamble we take when we get haircuts!  Anyway.  Gotta go into the haircut with a good attitude.  The way I present myself influences the haircut they give me!  If I go in there with a positive sense of self they'll be like this guy knows what he's doing, he's gonna get the A+ Haircut Royale.  But if I go in there like a jerk they're gonna be like fuck this guy, I'm gonna make him look stupid.  So it's really on me to prepare!  This is gonna be tough!  Probably gonna reinforce negative feelings and end up Feeling And Looking Dumb and then I'll get a bad hair cut.  Maybe I can just be HONEST with the barber.  Look, you and I both can tell I'm a jerk.  Just give me the haircut You'd Give A Successful Smart Attractive Positive Person.  Why Not What's The Harm.  They'd do it if I were just open with them!  The point is the haircut you get just reinforces who you were when you entered the barber shop?  THAT SOUNDS FAIR. 
   Halfway through the entry.  Huh!  What else is up.  I musta made Similar Haircut Jokes before.  WHAT?  REPEATS?  Get out of town!  Must be very jarring for the reader.  It's straight up OFFENSIVE to me, the writer, when I realize something I just wrote is something I'm Pretty Sure I Wrote For The Website Before.  I'M OFFENDED by myself that I'd repeat jokes.  SO that's good!  Anyway.  Why can't I think of more things.  Cause I don't have anything going on in my mind.  I'm really one of the dumbest people there are.  I'm the least qualified person in the world to write this shit.  Ah well.  Maybe that makes me JUST THE RIGHT person to do it.  People who would be better at it IN FACT are actually OVERQUALFIED.  And who would want that!  Possibly The Audience.  Oh.  Right.  Those Guys.  Forgot about you.  OK time to get back into Jokes.  TOMORROW.  I GIVE UP.  I admit defeat for now.  WAITNO.  I admit defeat for the paragraph.  Not the day!  I'm gonna give it the good ol' College Try in a minute.  Here we go.
   I can't FORCE my brain to be entertaining.  Well not with that attitude I can't.  Huh.  The Hair Cut is is what FRAMES the Brain.  Yes there's skin and skull between as well.  But the hair is ultimately what covers the brain to other people!  I'm not sure that's accurate.  Hmm.  I was as polite as possible to Pshyatrist today!  I hope I don't get a reputation for being a jerk!  Future pshyatrist ideally isn't gonna go into the relationship thinking I'm a Troublemaker!  Because I'm not!  I'm a Good Guy!  REALLY.  Wonderful.  SHE WAS BEING A DICK though!  I don't think we need to get into specifics!  Anyway.  What am I gonna do with the rest of my life Today.  I should read a quick chapter of Kurt Cobain book.  I'd enjoy it AND I've got the time!  Only takes half an hour!  But I probably won't!  Maybe I'll finally subscribe to Peacock so I can watch HOMO-cide life on the STRAIGHTS.  Sounds plausible.  I wonder if there are any actors-- teh folks who pretend to be characters-- that I'd recognize in it!  Lemme LTURQ.  They've.  Got.  BELZER.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Whatever.  I think I like the new Marijuana.  OG Kush.  The effects MAY not last a long time, though.  It hits hard enough!  But it MAY fizzle out relatively quickly.  OR I may not have been paying close enough attention and that impression is faulty!  Either way the exact feeling was interesting and decent and pretty good!  I guess I get to see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice this weekend!  That shuold be fun.  PLEASE let it be fun.  How do I prepare properly to get the most out of it.  DON'T DO ANYTHING for 96 hours beforehand.  Lay in bed hooked up to an IV.  No TV, no reading, no Food, Nothing!  Well that's one way to go about it.  Couldn't HURT.  I definitely WOULD like the film that way.  Still would like it The Other Way, too, though!  Oh no we're already close to 96 hour territory.  Gonna see it SOMETIME this weekend at least.  Anyway.  If they made a sequel to 48 Hours what would it be called.  I made that joke already here.  Almost deifnitely.  But, in case I didn't, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED.  96 Hours?  72 Hours?  HMM.  This is a tough one.
    Penultimate paragraph.  They did make a sequel.  It was called, "Another 48 Hours."  Shows how much I know!  I KNOW ALL RELEVANT INFORMATION AS OF NOW.  All caught up It Seems!  YES.  Hmm.  I've been writing like shit forever.  This has been my entire life it feels like.  There've been pockets of quality over the course of time.  Oh So You're Saying I Should Give Myself Another Shot Tomorrow?  I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.  POSSIBLE THAT I SHOULD END IT ALL TONIGHT.  Oh Okay That Doesn't Sound Like Good Advice.  THAT'S RIGHT I'M A BAD ADVICE MAN.  Anyway.  At least I'm giving myself the best bad advice I have at my disposal!  This is what I have available to me at the moment!  As soon as I get better information or intuition I'll update myself appropriately!  Whatever.  People are READING THIS.  And CORRECTLY THINKING IT'S BAD.  What the hell.  That's going on.  RIGHT NOW.  Amazing.  So what else is up.  Maybe no one is reading this.  No.  People are reading it!  Maybe it's not bad.  No.  It's definitely bad!
   Last paragraph!  I never wanna write this shitty again.  Well then just don't enter the barbershop in this kinda attitude again.  We covered this!  You get the haircut you deserve/earn/need/believe in/want/make sense in!  SO that's good.  What should I Do In Life to arrive at the website tomorrow in a good attitude?  Hmm.  Do normal stuff.  But in my head, be like, I'ma Write Well Or Somethin, I Dunno.  That might be good enough!  Off the top of my head THAT'S ALL I GOT.  We'll see if it's enough!  It might come down to WHAT SONGS I listen to while walking.  I dunno.  Maybe I should listen to music from the 1960's-1970's.  WHY.  I was looking around in my room and the first thing I saw was my box of MONOPOLY in my closet and that made me think of MONO VS STEREO which made me think of Old Time Music.  Feels like they don't have too much of a mono vs stereo debate with Newer Music.  REALLY ONLY A PROBLEM when you're talking about The Beatles or The Kinks or something.  Anyway I guess that's it!  I think we're ready to put today behind us!  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-5:11 P.M. 

Monday, September 2, 2024

Hey You'll Appreciate This

    Hey!  Friends!  Nice to see you again!  Happy Labour Day!  Today is the day we celebrate labor by Not Doing It.  Why should we! It's a chore and a hassle!  I'm doing labor right now.  That's cause I happen to have an essential job.  I'm a first responder and whatknot.  Read more Kurt Cobain book!  At this point it's mostly about Heroin!  What an idiot.  Imagine how good a life he could have had if he just never did heroin!  ALSO imagine how good a life I could have had if I just never had mental illness, was a foot taller, and also had Super Powers!  Why did I choose to forgo all that!  Hmm.  Started Better Caul Saul.  It's an okay show so far!  Part of me likes it, part of me thinks my time would be better spent elsewhere.  Oh so I should be watching St. Elsewhere.  That SOUNDS like a TV Show At Least!  It took place Some St. Other Location.  What else is important to touch on in the INTRODUCTORY PARAGRAPH.  Added Beyonce -- Freedom to my presumable playlist.  By which I mean I started listening to it now and then.  It pumps me up!  Give it a shot yourself, I say!  THERE.  Next paragraph it's time for some CONTENT.
   Man.  I accomplished SO MUCH this weekend.  The stuff I just said.  I wrote a few dozen phrases that could be Generic Titles. And, if not, at least now I have Phrases In My Notebook.  I can LOOK AT THEM.  WHAT DO THEY MEAN?  They must mean something!  HMM.  Where does my inspiration COME FROM.  What divine source GAVE ME Today's Title.  And are they putting me on the right track or leading me astray!  I think I'm on the right track.  Plus, I got titles for miles!  Most Or All of my upcoming titles will probably be Currently Unwritten Ones but I have plenty to pick from if I can't come up with any!  Hmm.  I just wanna say things that don't not make sense.  God, if you're up there, give me some phrases that people can read and understand!  God's gonna grant that request because why not.  If you pray to God asking for very little SOMETIMES HE'LL SAY YES!  Anyway GOOD NEWS suddenly my For You Feed in Twitter is full of Polish Tweets!  Pretty sure Twitter just decided I was being too engaged with Democratic Politics and was like That's not good Let's just give him some hits with a language he doesn't understand.  How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb.  TWO.  One to screw it in and The Other To Be Dumb About It!  Hmm.  How many Americans does it take to be RUDE.  ONE.  AND HOW DARE THEM.
    I highly doubt Polish people are any stupider than the rest of us.  Unfortunately for them The Rest Of Us are pretty stupid!  We're all terrible with light bulbs is the point.  Anyway.  One of my two Room Lightbulbs keeps going on and off for like the last 3 weeks.  This is ridiculous.  Pick a side at some point!  On or off!  I'm always reading my book and then all of a sudden it gets darker and I'm like OK I guess my eyes gonna have to focus a bit harder now.  Thanks for nothing Light Bulb.  How many Americans does it take to figure out to replace the lightbulb that isn't consistently working.  I dunno!  If it still is light half the time maybe I wanna milk it as much as possible!  Maybe I'm being CONSERVATORY you idiot!  Anyway.  How many Poles does it take to be on the Earth.  Two.  North and South!  Seems like there might be an unofficial East and West Pole?  Hmm.  Probably not!  Lemme LTURQ. NOPE.  Nothin' like that.  Anyway.  I should shave soon.  I dunno.  Shaving is more of a Weekend activity.   That's THE DEVIL talking. I watched that Lee Daniels Exorcist-type movie.  That was okay!  I watched Adam Sandler's concert show movie!  That was alright!  Half of it I enjoyed a lot and half of it felt a little off!  Hmm.
    Fourth paragraph.  How many Polish Posts do I have to click Not Interested In for the algorithm to realize OH MAYBE HE'S NOT INTERESTED IN THE POLISHNESS OF IT.  STOP GIVING HIM THE POLISH POSTS IS THE MORAL OF TEH STORY.  Hmm.  I guess I can start to learn Polish.  If I really put the work in, This Might Be The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life!  POLISH POSTS ARE TEH FUTURE.  Anyway.  Better Polandcentric content than lots of other countries!  Like what.  I dunno of the top of my heat Lichtenstein.  I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.  Croatia.  KEEP IT OUTTA MY FEED.  That island made out of garbage that they legally declared a country that floats across the oceans.  NOT MY PROBLEM.  Anyway.  I enjoyed Kamala's interview last Thursday!  Interviewer was giving her shitty question prompts but Kamala gave solid answers one after another!  WOW.  Starting to get the sense that Harris is just a straight up COMPETENT person!  WOW.  I'd like to be competent one day.  Maybe in an alternative universe!  Anyway.  Polish.  It's a verb as well as a people.  How many Polish people REALIZE THAT.  PROBABLY THE MAJORITY.
   Okay. That's how that goes.  It's possible I'm Part Polish.  The town two grand parents Are From has been traded between Two Countries over and over so it's hard to say what country it is in the end.  IS one of those Two Countries Poland?  Well I'd have to guess so based on the way that story was framed!  Ya never can know for sure though!  Anyway.  If I ever became a history teacher IS IT POSSIBLE one day the class would walk into the room to find on the chalkboard AIM: HOW MANY POLES DID IT TAKE TO DIE IN WWII?  Probably not!  Because I wouldn't wanna lose my job!  I probably wouldn't lose my job from that.  But I might get some rightful pushback!  Artificial Intelligence Google says 5.5-6 Million!  Of which 3 Million were Jews.  Wow.  I've always heard 6 Million Jews died in the Holocaust.  I guess a full HALF OF EM were Poles!  I wonder if they were Dumb Jews.  Interesting to think about!  I guess we'll never know because They're Gone Now.  Ethnically Cleansed!  Also Polish people are not actually inferior.  Jewish, Not Jewish!  Shouldn't be Ethnically Cleansed!  I feel very strongly about this!
   Bought new marijuana yesterday!  OG Kush.  Sounds like a classical strain.  Tried it last night!  Went pretty good.  Gonna refrain from giving it a review until I try it once or twice more but I THINK I like it.  ANYWAY WHAT'S UP.  This entry sucks so far.  That makes sense. MY LIFE sucks so far.  That's okay!  TIME HAS COME TO START ANEW!  Great.  Here We GO.  Got a Micro Psychiatry Appointment tomorrow.  Not gonna tell her how I really feel!  It's really none of her business when you think about it!  Also, I don't know how I really feel.  I sometimes can accurately identify What I'm Thinking While I'm Thinking It but I can't really track the long term trends and whatknot of What Goes On In My Mind.  Let's just LET MY BRAIN BE.  It's not hurting anybody!  I stay out of it's way, it stays out of my way!  I dunno.  I think sometimes my brain IS ALL UP IN MY SHIT.  Hmm.  Even still.  Let's try to not engage with my brain at all!  I can only imagine bad coming of it!  Hmm.  What's going on in my brain right now.  I THINK it knows I'm talking about it right now.  NOT HAPPY WITH IT.
   Seventh paragraph.  At least I can identify Polish when I see it!  That's halfway there to understanding it I feel!  Hmm.  I wish I could believe that this entry was entertaining and clever despite being Terrible On Both Fronts.  MAYBE I'm just So Great that even when I'm bad I'm good!  I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE THAT.  SO I WILL.  Wow that's cool that I get to self delude like that.  IN SOME WAYS YES.  In other ways SELF DELUSION DOESN'T PAY OFF THAT WELL ULTIMATELY!  It'll do for now, though!  What else is going on!  This is just the start of the month!  I'm FEELING THINGS OUT.  Tomorrow will be a lot better most likely!  Alright!  Hmm.  Gotta write 3.5 more paragraphs NOW though.  Great.  What's going on in the wide world of sports.  The METS got a few weeks left of Regular Season.  They are competing for a Playoff Spot!  I wish them well!  Gotta imagine I'd watch some games if its the last game of the season with a playoff spot on the line or something!  OR if its IN the playoffs!  I don't watch the games at all this year but I follow the scores online sometimes.  SPORTS are important for some reason.  One day we might all collectively, at the same time, decide they're not important.  But NOT TODAY.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Just as entertaining as anything else.  Comedy or music or TV or movies.  Certainly could make as much a case for sports as any of that bullshit.  What if I were to tell you NONE OF THIS MATTERS.  Oh.  Then I'd say I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.  MOST OF US NEED TO BELIEVE IT ALL MATTERS.  I'm not making a good case for Everything Matters by writing A Website Entry That Doesn't Matter.  I'M PUTTING SHITTY SHIT OUT INTO THE WORLD.  ME.  Oh.  Sorry.  But it's only because I'M BUILDING UP TO BETTER.  Right?  Possibly!  Maybe.  Maybe not!  I guess we'll have to just Keep Reading To See!  GREAT.  What's so bad about heroin anyway.  Just let people do it!  So the guy does Heroin.  What's the big deal.  Some people don't do heroin, some people do do heroin.  31 Flavors Of Iced Cream!   Anyway.  I dunno.  I've probably done worse drugs than the regular ones that I'm totally conscious of.  Definitely smoked some Weed Spiked With SOMETHIN.  I dunno WHAT.  But there was SOMETHIN to it, this weed I was smoking for a Couple Month Period Of My Life a good while back!  Not heroin.  I'm leaning towards thinking it was a stimulant.  MAYBE CRACK.  Hard to say exactly!
    Penultimate paragraph.  Whatever it was, I felt like SHIT during periods of time I Wasn't Smoking It.  So there's that!  Anyway.  The point is I've led a charmed life!  Getting Bonuses!  Lucky Me!  I don't know.  It wasn't good in the end!  That was possibly the impetus for my mental illness!  That shit pushed me over the edge!  Anyway.  Keep thinking a little bit about returning to Tobacco Cigarettes.  It'd make my life better!  I WON'T do it because it's stupid.  But I'd be happier!  Sometimes life requires you to Be Stupid.  Either for yourself or for the Universe around you.  SO I DUNNO.  Let's See.  Entry, huh.  I can handle that!  I already did.  IT SUCKED but IT HAPPENED.  Great.  Is it possible YOU DON'T DESERVE a good entry?  And that's why I wrote poorly today? Here I thought I was doing incorrectly but it might be possible YOU'RE in the wrong!  That sounds pretty plausible.  I dunno.  Everyone deserves some light hearted laughs!  I dunno what anyone could have done to Not Earn This Website At Its Best.  Surely SOME people Do Wrong.  That's true.  But how can I PUNISH THEM and REWARD OTHERS at the same time.  Hmm that's a tough one.   
    Last paragraph!  Amazing.  I don't know anything about Jimi Hendrix's life!  I guess I'll start finding out about that Relatively Soon!  I know he died of a drug overdose when he was 27.  Presumably his death was a small fraction of his life!  Anyway.  I Like this author okay.  Who also wrote the Kraut Cobain boook.  I don't feel the strong personal connection I felt when I read Kathleen Hanna or Dave Grohl's or Some Others Autobiographies.  But I still get into the narrative of Kurt Cobain's life a good amount!  He paints an interesting picture of Kurt Cobain!  But it's more of AN OTHER as opposed to A RELATABLE.  Hmm.  I CAN RELATE TO OTHERS.  I MIGHT BE AN OTHER MYSELF.  Interesting.  Anyway.  What else is up.  Sometimes I feel like Man I Just Wrote The Shittiest Entry Of All Time Plus This Might Be The New Normal but then I realize I Feel Like That 1/6 Times And I Always Bounce Back.  So it's all good!  What else is up.  It's a Holiday!  In the words of The Clerks Guy I shouldn't even be here today!  Wonderful.   Uh oh.  1/6 Times?  JANUARY SIXTH?  Yep they're letting that guy run for president again!  He Might Win.  THE GUY WHO DID JANUARY SIXTH.  Lots of people in power are okay with him winning again!  NO WONDER PEOPLE GET THEIR NEWS FROM THIS WEBSITE.  No one gets their news from this website.  THEY WOULD IF THEY COULD.  Anyway.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-3:52 P.M. 
     
       

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