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Monday,
March 8, 2021
Unstoppable Entry Machine
Sounds
good! Sight fine. FINISHED Barack Obama Part I
(Re-known-as-Part IV 20 years from now?), FINISHED Martin Short: The Book.
Next up is reading 2nd half of George Carlin The Book: Parts I Through X
Minus Parts VII and VIII. Huh. I lost me. Anyway
what else is going on. Got some nice Day Planned. We're talking
Coming To Terms with I guess I'm a guy who reeds books during much of the
afternoon. Go Figure! It's called BEING AN ADULT. No
one wants to Talk About That, but the best way to grow from Child to Adult
is By Reading. Kids don't read they watch TV. You reading
books? CONGRATS ADULT. I feel very strongly about this! THE
OTHER WAY THOUGH. I wasn't lying when I said I Felt Strongly ABout
This but in A MIX EM UP TWIST SURPRISE WORTHY R L STINE I feel THE EXACT
OPPOSITE WAY. Not sure if R L Stine ever employed Mix Em Up Twist
Surprises. Never read much of his books! Too childish.
What else is going on and crap. Today AND
YESTERDAY I have had A Breakfast. Not just a throwaway breakfast that
don't make too much of a calorie difference for my day. We're talkin
INDULGENT BREAKFAST SANDWICH. Go Figure! When thinking
about Diet once Quarantine Is Lifted SURE I'm like ya know what, even
though I'm gonna try to lose weight, counter intuitively I'm gonna START
eating Breakfasts Regular. It sounds HEALTHY and I'm an ADULT and
ADULTS EAT BREAKFAST NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Hmm. Breakfast
cereal I liked was Product 19. Until they discontinued it. Now
we got Covid 19. COVID 19 I wish they would DISCONTINUE THAT!
That'll show General Mills, that'll show General Mills HARDCORE.
Product 19 is Kellogg's. Who cares I feel like General Mills is a
better reference Get Off My Back About It.
Wonderful. For some reason it turns out watching
DYLAN VS FARROW I MEAN GUTHRIE VS FARROW I MEAN ALLEN VS FARROW isn't
That Much Fun To Watch? I didn't' see that Twist Em Up Surprise
coming! Oh well what can ya do. This isn't fun like
watching heroin addicts! UNLESS they Throw Woody Allen AN
INTERVENTION! That's a Twist Em Up worthy of JUDY BLUME. The
point is Barack Obama the book ended with him killing Osama Bin Laden.
Good! Glad it happened! Wonder what happens next! Gotta
imagine Why It's Only the SPRING and SUMMER of 2011! Can't wait for
that to be either confirmed &/OR denied. It's FUN reading
comedians, etc Memoirs after reading Barack Obama because its suddenly like
oh well there's no stakes to this at all. This is all just easy breezy
bullshit. FUN! VERY FUN! Thanks Martin R. L. Short!
Sorry Martin R. L. Short! Your life matters a lot to me. Thanks
for the laughs!! That shut em up.
Hmm. Well. Move on! All we can do is
move on from that! Lots of good options for lunch! Rationally,
The Best Option is NO Lunch but That's Just Not In The Cards! I like
getting access to More Streams made me want to watch Streams less.
Too many options, I'm paralyzed by abundance of opportunities, The Best
Option is NO Streams. Which is a good thing because NO TV -->
Books --> Adult. First you get the parallelized of stream options.
Then you get the books. THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN. Turns out, "Parallelized,"
is a word. Sounds like nonsense to me but NOPE it's a word! Hey how
about that what else do I got going on for me. Probably lots of
stuff. St Patrick's Day coming up in a week! I believe Patrick
was The Saint Of Getting FUCKED THE FUCK UP!!! Of all the
saints he's the one REALLY into drinking. But socially, in a fun way.
He doesn't have a problem is the point. GET OFF HIS CASE HE'S DOING
THE BEST HE CAN.
Wonderful. I dunno. 31 days now,
right? I remember yesterday I was 32 days away from Quarantine Lift
because I remember it being a day after being 33 days away. So I
crunched the numbers and everything and 31 days! THAT'S A MONTH.
EXACTLY A MONTH! Hay that's right. March 8 today. April
8th Release Date. I got that going for me is the point.
Hey what else is going on. 1.9 TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULATION BILL?
Gotta imagine that's the right thing to do. I don't have the
numbers in front of me but I TRUST people who are for it! TRUST IS
KEY!!! NOT ALL PEOPLE FOR IT. I don't trust everyone for it, but
everyone I TRUST is for it (and/or, MOSTLY OR, it Not Being Enough, but a
GOOD THING IN GENERAL STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION-- Better Than Doing
Nothing Is The Point). IT'S CALLED TRUST do you TRUST ME to have
this paragraph make sense? Either way April 8th Release Date I
got that going for me is the point. Be back in a bit!
More To The Point
I
dunno. Finished watching ALLEN VS FARROW Episode III: Allen Is Still
Guilty. Great just great. Watched 2/3rds of ROCKY: THE
ROCKY MOVIE last night. Possibly only the 2nd time I've watched it and
the 1st time I've paid attention to it more or less. Hmm so
basically there's this guy Rocky. A few other characters mucking
around. BOXING is involved. And It Won Best Picture.
Yep seems about right. Look did I see The Two Creeds in Theater?
YES MOST LIKELY. I remember there was one which was the origin story.
Then there was another where He Does Underwater Training. It's like he
sinks into a Pool with Aquanaut Gear On and moves around TRAINING-WISE
because being immersed in water BUILDS UP RESISTANCE.
Sounds like a good movie to me. Biden will
PREFER To Keep Filibuster? Well I'd PREFER He'd... uh... you know...
the good thing. Good political thing. In terms of Both
For Politics and For Helpings Peoples on a Thing-By-Thing Basis!
THIRTY FIVE MORE MINUTES OF ROCKY PART I: A NEW HOPE left. Figure I
can watch Oh I Don't Know HALF TO ALL OF THAT during Upcoming Act Break.
OR Some Intervention &/OR 600 Pound Lives. Docu Series following
impoverished people in Britain called My 600 Pound Life. And they get
paid 600 pounds a month. It all depends on how often they're getting
600 pounds and the title doesn't say which way explicitly so in the end not
a great title I dunno if this is gonna be about poor people, working class,
upper class, or filthy rich. Maybe their life is making 600 pounds
a minute. For their sake I HOPE SO! For other peoples' sakes I
HOPE NOT. Not in Other Peopleses' Best Interest of This One Docu
Series Subject to be So Filthy Rich!
Anyway. Royal Family Stuff Going On! I
believe Oprah is involved. Presumably in her most common role as
Interviewer. I feel like the main people involved were the people who
one of them was in the royal family and then the other one was from America
and was &/or IS part &/or ALL black and married into the royal family.
And skin color was the source of conflict in this scenario. About
exactly as much as I've gathered from this News Topic. Anyway what
else is going on and crap. I dunno if I'll have lunch with Act III
or wait until after entry.! I DON'T KNOW A LOT OF THINGS. SEE I
JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS NEWSWORTHY TOPIC THAT EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT EXCEPT
FOR ME. Well I think I got about 50% of the sotry. I got THE
BASICS right just not THE SPECIFICS. I'll be back in a bi... wait
no I'm not going anywhere. I'll be back in a second with the next
paragraph
HERE I AM. Well that was quick. Hey
what else is going on and crap. The point is Is One Of The Supporting
Actor Stars of Rocky Carl Weathers? Yes no one is debating
that. Is another one Burgess Meredith? One can only
imagine I have very little reference point of what a Burgess Meredith is!
Referenced in A Mr. Show Sketch! That's the extent of my knowledge of
this current News Topic I'm Talking About Right Now. LOOK am I worried
that Joe Biden will be 100% unwilling to support to END or SIGNIFICANTLY
ADJUST Filibuster? YES OF COURSE I AM. You'd have to be a FOOL,
A DAMNED FOOL to not worry about it! Still most likely He'll do
more or less the right thing. I can be worried about something
that may or may not happen. In fact, those are the BEST TIMES to be
worried about something! You worried about something that Definitely
Will or Will Not Happen, you're just making it harder on yourself for no
good reason!
Last paragraph of Act II. Chili + Rice NUMBER ONE
LUNCH. Al Fredo Dish NUMBER TWO LUNCH. In terms of
PROBABILITIES. I like watching Rocky Movies because the main thread
that I'm always thinking about is always Wait is, "Adrian," his love
interest or his trainer. I keep forgetting. And then
inevitably it is confirmed one way or another and I'm like Oh right I'll
remember that from now on. Also YES at THIS POINT I can
CONFIDENTLY SAY, "Adrian," is his love interest. But in terms of him
being like YO ADRIAN, look, maybe he's talking to his trainer! Adrian
is usually a guy's name! And that's something You Can Take To The
Bank! Anyway I'll see you guys in a little bit.
Pick It Up!
Well,
okay. Got lunch going on. Chili + Rice! Wonderful!
Plus Wonderful! 2wonderful. Math! I dunno why Yo Adrian
never explicitly had a Significant Other ring to it.
It's like a
recognition of Someone Who Helped Get Rocky To This Point. Yo
Adrian can either mean hey TRAINER LOOK WHERE WE GOT WOULD YOU EVER
HAVE BELIEVED?!?! OR hey SIGNIFICANT OTHER LOOK WHERE WE GOT WOULD
YOU EVER HAVE BELIEVED?!?! The point is Rocky should just date his
trainer and that solves all the problems, makes everything a lot easier.
Anyway what else is going on. Gotta imagine if Joe Manchin is open to
some changes to Filibuster OF COURSE his, "Joe-Bro," Biden would be on
board, too! Imagine it! I did and now You Must! Cool.
Joe rhymes with Bro. That seals the deal!
The point is only 4 more paragraphs to write today!
We're talkin AN ENTIRE BEER LEFT FOR TODAY plus A FRACTION OF A BEER I'm
WORKIN' ON! I'm, "OLD ENOUGH," to remember that their main argument
for electing George W Bush was he's a guy you would want to have a beer
with. And, look, in retrospect, WOULD I have a beer with George W
Bush? SURE. Anyone is better than drinking alone! But
would I RATHER have a beer with Al Gore? DEFINITELY. I'd force
him to explain Climate Change to me. Not just the science but the
politics of it and where we're at currently and what we need to do and maybe
the history of it and what should be done and what may not be done even
though it should be done and anyway JUST GET AL GORE TALKIN' YOU NEVER GOTTA
TURN THAT MOTHER OFF! On the other hand W might give me a cool nick
name.
Three paragraphs to go! Saw they might be
doing an Infrastructure Bill next &/or soon. Gotta imagine they could
really LEAN INTO addressing climate change with Infrastructure bill.
Make that one of the main contexts and objectives for and of the bill.
I IMAGINED IT AND NOW YOU MUST I DON'T MAKE THE RULES BUT I
DON'T BREAK THE RULES. What else is going on. Finished
lunch. It was delicious! I've got no problems with it except for
the fact that there wasn't 33% More Of It. Pretty sure Rocky loses
in Rocky I. It's not a spoiler because I DON'T KNOW. It IS a
spoiler because it Spoils what I consider An Educated Guess. Oh
well what can ya do. Finish writing the entry. Only 2 more
paragraphs to go! I can handle that! No problem.
Cool! There's STAKES to George Carlin's
autobiograph. Presumably he still does the Same Specials and Dies
over the last few decades. I KNOW the main part of what happens
but if it turns out IT DIDN'T happen that's pretty high stakes! The
ramifications on my world would be TREMENDOUS! What you mean things
I definitely remember NEVER OCCURRED?!?! WA... Hu... THIS CHANGES
EVERYTHING! Anyway what else is going on. Only
But A Single Paragraph after this one is over! I feel like this entry
was BETTER than Yesterdays. Which isn't saying a lot! All Of
Yesterday I was like not happy with the entry I wrote today [EDITOR'S
Note -- YESTERDAY] but what can I do about it. Not a lot!
JUST BIDE MY TIME. Wait for Tomorrow [EDITOR'S NOTE -- TODAY] to make
up for it! Editor's Note-- I'm The Editor! Same guy as the
Regular Writer. Kind of a trip, ain't it.
Last paragraph! Spring coming up!
Pandemic Lifting coming up! DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME OCCURRING!
It's all lookin' great ain't it. HEY great news I HAVEN'T BROKEN ANY
GLASS in the last month or two. Haven't broke ANYTHING.
EXCEPT FOR MY RECORD OF HAVING BROKEN THINGS. Broke That Record AND
CONTINUE TO BREAK THAT RECORD every hour the passes by! Take a nice ol'
Bathing Bath in an hour or so. I can live with that! I can live
without it! Not indefinitely! With or without it I WILL DIE AT
SOME POINT. That's MY Hot Take. So far my favorite part
about watching Rocky is being reminded of the phrase He Knocked His Block
Off. Whatever the pronouns are, I mean. Someone getting
their block knocked off. I don't think anyone SAYS it in Rocky.
It just came to mind. I'm gonna knock your block off. I'm
laughing just thinking about it! Anyway. I'll see you guys
tomorrow I guess.
-2:49 P.M.
Sunday,
March 7, 2021
It's Not Important
We'll
see about that! Hey good news! Facing EAST today. For
Act I. It's good news because it's called Mixing It Up. BAD NEWS
can't think of a good lunch. Every lunch I consider has STRONG
NEGATIVES associated with it. Off the top of my head I GUESS I'm
leaning towards Chili + White Rice??? Off the penultimate top part of
my head maybe Corn't Beef Sandwiches &/Or Half Sphere Potatoes?.
Third to top of my head this is a tough one. Better check Online
Receipt of recent Super Market order. Get to see all my
options RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME instead of having to rely on memory.
First things first, though-- rarely do I see other people use the word,
"Penultimate." Is it just because it never comes up elsewhere?
Or is it because people ar dumb and don't like the word, "Penultimate."
Probably 50/50. Oh right Receipt Check Checking. I DON'T
SEE ANY GOOD ALTERNATIVES. Whatta scam.
85 pages left to Barack Obama: The Book Experience Part
I. He was originally gonna write a Memoir but it was too long and he
split it into 2. When is Part II being released? And why is it
like an It Scenario. I ASSUME it's like an It Scenario.
Instead of talking about His History 2011-present, he goes back to talking
about his youth and how his friends and him battled Supernatural Evil Clown.
Look would that surprise anyone? That IT was Barack Obama's Actual
Life Experience? YES that would surprise just about everybody!
Except for Stephen King. Presumably he saw it coming! Not
happy with this paragraph. Oh well what can ya do. Delete it?
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OUT OF PARAGRAPHS?!?
Anyway. YES I'm including the Acknowledgements as part of the
book I plan on reading. It's only a few pages I CAN HANDLE THAT.
Not reading the Index though! That's where I draw the line!
Cool. Had Seafood dinner last night. Ramen
Noodles + what looked like TWO BABY SHRIMP. Also Buffalo Wings.
IT'S Called SURF N TURF AND IT'S ALL THE RAGE. When I was a
kid I would sometimes get Lobster at Somewhat Fancy, "SEAFOOD RESTAURANT,"
because I'M A FANCY GUY and there's that brown stuff in the lobster tail
that I was never quite sure was supposed to be eaten or not but I ate it
anyway because I'M A FANCY GUY AND FANCY GUYS EAT ALL OF THE
LOBSTER. Wonderful. I feel like I've gotten lobster
recently. Oh, right! Why It's Only The Lobster Ravioli I got a
few times! Gonna be honest if I had that in refridge right now It'd
be OPTION #1 of what to eat for lunch. The point is I'm A Fancy
Boy only the best for me!
That sort of crap. 2 more paragraphs till I get
to take a break! Chili + Rice is the best option as of now! Why
It's Only a lunch of Turf & Turf! Rice lives on land. Chili
lives on land. I don't see why this is up for debate. Possible
riff I made a few months ago re: Lobster... who was the guy who
discovered best way to serve lobster was to cook them alive. Some
MANIAC MALADJUSTED SADIST. The point is lets move on with our
lives. You know what I'd like for lunch Why It's Only SUSHI.
Too bad. No sushi in my immediate vicinity. What else.
Remember last entry where I wrote A Snooze of a Paragraph I and I was like
this is good now I know to write the rest Well. Today is the same
but instead of Paragraph One it's Act One. I'm just being honest!
No I'm not. I dunno how Act ONe will end up overall. Still a
Paragraph Five to be written!
Cool. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out I
can get sushi from Super Market Delivery and I just never came across
&/Or specifically looked for it. Better LTURQ. NOPE NOTHIN.
Maybe some stuff where its like make your own sushi. I don't
wanna make my own sushi! You make YOUR OWN Sushi. I got THINGS
to do! When Does Barack Obama Part II get released. Better
LTURQ. NOTHING ON THE INTERNET. Why is this a Secret. I'm
sure Barack Obama's Publishers have their reasons. Wanna build up
anticipation. Not unlike GRAND THEFT AUTO SIX. VERY Not
Unlike GRAND THEFT AUTO SIX. Anyway what kinda TV am I watching today.
I dunno! Figure out some movies to watch that's my first instinct.
The funny thing is I'm not a fan of the GTA franchise and I played GTA III
on computer when it first acme out and liked it well enough, but after that
dropped totally off my radar. But I STILL check every month to see if
there's new data or video of GTA VI. Because there's so much hype
about how intensive the game is. I WANNA SEE A CRAZY INTENSIVE
EXPANSIVE OPEN ENDED VIDEO GAME not so much to PLAY but just to ADMIRE.
What else. I'll be back in a little bit.
Looking Forward To It
Hey!!!
Part II of III. LOOK is it easy to just throw on a
#600PoundLifeMarchWhatever whenever I Don't Even Wanna Think About What TO
Watch? Yes very easy! Look at those fat tubs of lard.
I like it when they have like 80 Pound Masses that kinda look of scrotums.
Like a Really Really Big Scrotum. But several of them. Across
the body. YES the Mr Show sketch comes to mind. With the guy
who has many scrotums. Maybe this was their inspiration! They knew 600
pounds of people who had what APPEARS to be many scrotums! Also I
assume it's because they have Ball-esque points of PURE FAT. And then
skin grows around those Bits Of Pure Fat NOT UNLIKE a Scrotum Forms around
Ball-esque Testicles. There just passed Medical School.
What else. Diary Entry going not so great!
Stupid Journal. OH well what can ya do! More important things
than Online Journal! Like Why It's Only HEY CURRENT EVENTS LETS
READ TWITTER ABOUT IT. I have a SOLID one follower on Twitter.
Not bad! Certainly not the least amount of followers one can have.
That's my hot take. Maybe sandwiches for lunch today.
That sounds EASY and GOOD ENOUGH. Anyway. Just was looking at my
SPAM folder and after selecting The New Spams I hit the button DELETE
FOREVER. Well that's kind of fatalistic. I mean, yeah, ALMOST
ALMOST ALMOST DEFINITELY am I not gonna want these e-mails in the future.
But the word FOREVER is just too much for me! I mean it's
NOT I STILL CLICK IT ALL THE TIME. But I'm not happy about it!
Not happy about this paragraph. Not happy about a lot of things these
days. That's not true. I'm happy all the time!
Cool. A WEEK FROM TODAY is Daylight Savings Time.
What is the corollary day called. Better Be Daylight
SPENDINGS Time! Lemme LTURQ. DOESN'T SHOW UP ON CALENDAR.
What the hell kind of knock off calendar is this. Check Online I
Guess! ALRIGHT IT IS ONLINE & on calendar. November 7th.
"Day Light Savings Time Ends." Which doesn't make sense because IT'S
NOT A CLEAN 6 MONTHS LIKE I ANTICIPATED & SO BASICALLY MOST OF THE YEAR IS
JUST, "DAY LIGHT SAVINGS TIME?" March through November. The
whole time we're LIVING in Day Light Savings Time ALL THE TIME. Not
just once or twice a year. Well ya learn something new every day.
Presumably. I haven't lived every day yet. So far so good,
though!
Who do we have to blame for Daylight Savings. Is
it Ben Franklin? I feel comfortable saying It's Probably Ben
Franklin's Fault. Better LTURQ. NOPE WASN'T HIM. He
WAS a proponent of it but he neither came up with it OR implemented it so
wide spreadedly. So partial credit. He was associated
with it enough that Google Has A Lot To Say On This Matter. No time
to read it, though. Get back to me before March 14th, though!
I'll be busy SAVING DAYLIGHT and I'll have NO TIME for your nonsense.
I may be wrong but Off The Top Of My Head the MOST important job an EDITOR
does is picking out Font for book. In my head that's how it works.
Obviously they do Spell Check, they have input on the content, all that
stuff. But most importantly SOMEONE'S gotta figure out the
perfect font and size and layout of the book and Why Not The Editor? I
don't think they'll have someone else JUST for this Picking A Font job!
Anyway I hope Barack Obama clears this up in his Acknowledgements
Chapter.
Last paragraph of Act II! I dunno.
I can, "Dig," the Corn't Beef Sandwich Lunch Extravaganza for today. I
can, "DIG," taking a NICE Act Break very soon. Whatta watch?
Still got a few episodes of #InterventionMarchWhatver to watch. Might
as well watch those both because I Enojy Them Still AND to just Knock Out
One Option Off My Option List. The point is Barack Obama did a lot of
stuff in just LESS THAN FIRST HALF of Presidency! Most of it pretty
good! SOLID B/B+ PRESIDENCY SO FAR. Can't wait to find
out what happens 2011-->onward. 2011 Going Towards Onward.
That's what I mean to say! Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.
Actually NO. I'm gonna write a few more sentences. Well, it's
been a few more sentences now, I guess. I'll be back in a little
bit.
What Have I Done
Hey
good news got lunch. What I anticipated! 2 Mini Corn't Beef
Sandwiches and FIVE Half Spheres of Potatoes. Tastin' pretty good!
At this point I'm what about an even 3 days sing Vaccine Shot #1: The
Reckoning. No side effect pain as of this point. Reckoning
can't be the first thing. It's dependent upon another thing. So
there CAN BE Reckoning. Better LTURQ. NOPE you can have a
Reckoning as a Title For A First Thing. I can SEE how I got confused
but still I Was Wrong! Not ashamed to admit I was wrong re:
reckoning. This has been QUITE A RECKONING this paragraph.
Nailed It. Let's talk about it I finished 1st of 2, "Slider,"
sandwiches and the 2nd one has relatively more meat than 1st one!
Let's stop talking about it! That's all there was to say!
32 days! Pretty sure I talked about yesterday
there being 33 days until Fuck This Quarantine Personally. DOWN TO 32
I CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS AND EVERYTHING. Hmm going back to some #TalesFromTheCryptMarchWhatever
sounds FUN AND A HALF. Haven't watched that AT ALL for 2-4 days.
Now it's All Brand New To Me Yet Again! YES I will finish
BarackObamaPresidentBook. It's just a matter of Crunching The numbers
and moving things around to determine when I will finish reading a book and
when I will re-binge-watch some TV on my Computer. Will I take a bath,
too! YES. I've got a lot going for me today! Also lined up
MARTIN SHORT: THE BOOK after this Barack Obama: The Book is done.
Almost done with that one ALREADY. I think the last FICTION book I
read was Gabriel Marquez Garcia. I read 2/3rds of his, "Collective
Stories," then put that back on the shelf and NEVER RETURNED!
Maybe have that there chili + rice for dinner.
You'd think Corn't Beef and Beef Chili would be repetitive. You'd
THINK RIGHT BUT I DON'T CARE. You make do with what you can!
Anyway the good news is The End Is Insight. LOOK did I originally make
5 Potato Half Sphericals and only have 4? YES. I put the 5th
BACK WITH THE REST. LOOK was the main reason I did it because I didn't
heat up the Sphericals Of Half Sphere Potatoes enough so they didn't taste
great? YES. In the end, though, get off my case.
LOOK did HBOMax just upload the Six Regular Rocky movies such that I can
binge watch them at some point over the next few weeks? YES I'd Be
INSANE To Suggest That Without It Being The Case! Get off MY Case,
etc.!
Penultimate paragraph. Anyway. Shrimp
Noodles were okay! Been a while since I had a Noodles that wasn't Hint
Of Hot & Spicy Tasting. Today's Sunday, right? Gotta be.
Lemme LTURQ. YEP NAILED IT! I dunno what else is
going on. Here's a good plan-- watch a single #TalesFromTheCryptMarchWhatever.
Take a #BathMarchWhatever. Read &/OR FINISH #BarackObamaMemoirEnterpriseMarchWhatever.
THEN WHO KNOWS maybe a #RockyMarchWhatever. Rocky Don't March HE
JOGS. HE'S FAMOUSLY KNOWN FOR JOGGING AROUND. People can't get
enough of Rocky Jogging! Both IN FICTION and IN REAL LIFE.
That's a thing, right? Rocky is jogging around for training and then
the people who see him are like yeah Rocky Good For You! Seems
like it's accurate, at least.
Wonderful. One last paragraph to go. Hmm
so many good options for #TalesFromTheCryptMarchWhatever. Several
days without ANY of them. It's a TOTAL and COMPLETE RESET!!!
I can't believe it what an abundance of riches. The truth is I
came CLOSE to having the Chili + Rice for Lunch. Was considering it Up
To The Last Second before ultimately deciding in favor of Corn't Beef
Sandwiches. So YES it might be SOMEWHAT repetitive for dinner, but
it's the most Thought I've Given A Meal all day that wasn't the meal I had
had for lunch! Good stuff. This Is Good Stuff!
Presumably. I'll see you guys tomorrow!
-1:18 P.M.
Saturday,
March 6, 2021
Whatever It Takes
Hopefully Not A Lot! I don't have it in me to confront a Whatever
It Takes Scenario where It Takes A Lot! Well I can confront it and
then LOSE to those set of circumstances. Fail in confrontation.
Hmm. Okay. Let's start the Entry! LOOK is it possible
they'll vote on Stimulation Bill in Senate: The Final End All Be All Vote
while this entry is going on? Seems like a possible scenario!
Hope we CONFRONT this scenario and WIN. Ya never know someone can
throw a wrench into the works. Water Works. Monopoly.
LOL. So I got that going for me. Look the end all
be all goal of this paragraph is to Make A Point to myself to write the next
14 paragraphs REAL WELL. Get all this out of my system in ONE
paragraph... okay LETS GO.
Lots of good Consumptions Today Right Now and Later
Today. Can't go through them all! Would ruin my Goal For
This Entry! Not a Real Good Well Way to write these 14 paragraphs!
Gotta move on with my life! I can talk about ENTERTAINMENT
consumption. I watched Pet Semetary: The John Lithgow One: I Insist We
Refer To This One As, "THe John Lithgow One," As A Standard For Referring To
This Pet Semetary: The John Lithgow One. Long title but IT'S WORTH
IT. It's TOTALLY DIFFERENT from original movie. Different
Gender of the kid who dies 2/3rds into the movie. Different race of
the guy who Doctor tries to help but dies and then comes back as a ghost to
help (or ULTIMATELY HURT???) doctor. Girl instead of boy.
Black instead of white. TOTALLY DIFFERENT MOVIE.
Anyway what else is going on and crap.
John Lithgow instead of Who Cares What The Other Guy's Name Is All We Need
To Know Is He's NO JOHN LITHGOW: The Actor How do we know John
Lithgow is really an actor. Maybe he's just been ACTING all this time.
Pretending to be an actor. Getting in our good graces. Then one
day he's like WAS A SCAM THE ENTIRE TIME I'M ACTUALLY AN ELECTRICIAN BY
TRADE. Dunno how to do Electrician Stuff that's why I decided to Act
Like An Actor for Lo These Last Several Decades. Gotta say
that scam paid off pretty well for him. Although it does beg the
question WHO WILL DO OUR ELECTRICAL WORK. One less qualified
person in the workforce! Apparently he wasn't very well
qualified. I dunno maybe he's just being modest. I'm sure he
was a passable electrician!
Cool. Fourth paragraph. Well This
Act is just writing itself! Look I can't go into it re: previous
commitments, but I'm enthusiastic about lunches I may or may not have.
That's all I have to say! Gotta move on without any further details!
I MADE A PROMISE. Countin' down the hours until I Can Take Walks
Day. Roughly 33 or 34 days. Apparently I'm not taking
Very Good Count. That's pretty good. FINE I'LL LTURQ GIVE
ME A SECOND. THIRTY THREE? Let's say between 32 and 34.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO FIGURE IT OUT EXACTLY. I WENT THE OTHER WAY.
NOW IT'S EVEN MORE ESTIMATED. Oh well what can ya do that's how
life goes. Am I supposed to count The Day I Can Take Walks?
Upon further Introspection nope don't count that day I CAN take walks
that day. FINE LTURQ ONE FINAL TIME... including today...:
THIRTY THREE. I feel FAIRLY CONFIDENT it's 33 days.
Wonderful. THIRTY THREE DAYS? THAT'S
TWO DAYS FROM A MONTH. I crunched the numbers and everything....
wait... maybe I better LTURQ... YEP 31 days a month. Rejected
Beatles Song. Peoples' reactions were just yep that makes sense
nothin odd there. Look will I end up going back to
#My600PoundLifeMarchWhatever over time? YES I WILL. Maybe even
IMMEDIATELY. I don't have all the answers re: Future Entertainment
Consumption! Once I' Doubly Vaccinated + 2 weeks why SURE I'd STRONGLY
CONSIDER seein' some movies in theatrical releases. See them suckers
afternoon matinee during week days. All the social distancing my
& society's little hearts desire! Anyway I'll be back in a little
bit.
You're Too Kind
Hey
Senate Passed Stimulation Bill! I'm Properly Stimulated! I saw
they crunched the numbers and determined the average Family of Four will get
7.4K over the next year or something from Stimulation Bill. Which
means MY FAMILY will probably get around 300K. I LIVE IN AN
EXCEPTIONAL FAMILY OF FOUR and I DEMAND TO BE PROPERLY
COMPENSATED. Ya know that sort of thing. Now it goes back to
the house where they'll presumably Approval Senate Bill and then onto Joe
Biden's desk to be signed. Presumably one of his favorite desks.
Gotta imagine Joe Biden has got 6 or 8 Primary Desks across the White House
&/Or Other Assorted Areas Joe Biden Works Relatively Frequently. So
basically it's up to him which desk it goes to?? Or does the senate
get to decide that? I don't have all the details.
Anyway what else is going on. Makin
progress with #BarackObamaBookMarchWhatever. Probably'll be done
sometime this week. By which I mean Some Time Next Week.
Saturday is in NO WAY appropriate to be considered at the beginning OR EVEN
MIDDLE OF a week. Either last day or penultimate day of the week.
Let's talk about it! Look out of 1.9 trillion, I think it's not crazy
to give my family of four 300 thousand dollars. Seems appropriate,
even! Not even EACH Family Member. OVERALL!
Anyway time to move on with this entry/my life. When Barack Obama
was running for president, and he was trying to court the CSPAN &/OR Senate
Procedural Fan vote, he should have used a slogan along the lines of Vote
O-Bam-A. You wouldn't get it unless you're a CSPAN &/Or Senate
Procedural Fan Vote. What If I'm ANTI Senate Procedural.
That Still counts as being a fan of Senate Procedurals In General. I
shouldn't have to explain this!
Hey great just great. Gonna put food in the oven.
Let's get it all out there-- Havin' Some Frozen Artichoke and Spinach Pizza
Unfrozen. putting it in oven now! That's it, that's all there is
to it! Alright accomplished that. That's a load off my
back. LOOK did I cut myself 45% of Pizza instead of the 50% I aimed
for? YES but I can't go back in time and change it. I could go
Now In Time and cut off a slice of the 55% and put it in the oven with
45%. TOO HARD. Why tempt fate? Could only end up
making things worse! I'm OKAY with the amount of pizza I got
comin' to me is the point I'm trying to make! I saw on
#My600PoundLifeMarchWhatever that the doctor is like don't drink
carbonated beverages, even diet, because the carbonation makes your stomach
increase in size and then you'll be hungrier. I had always seen
Diet Soda can Lead To Weight Gain but NEVER DID SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT OT ME.
PLUS THIS EXPLANATION MAKES SENSE. So that's sometin' I should be
takin' with me for the rest of my days.
Cool. 33 days? That's only THREE
sets of 11 days! If you know a better way to contextualize 33 days
I'd Like To Hear It! I think the worst part of Netflix is how they
have algorithms to determine What Still Of The Movie shows up when you're
browsing. Look if I Wanted to see a still from this movie I'D
FUCKIN' WATCH THE MOVIE. Just give me the standard poster still don't
try to IMPRESS ME with this It's DESPERATE and frankly an INVASION OF MY
PRIVACY. Look I GET you'll be Invading My Privacy either
way but YOU DON'T HAVE TO CONSTANTLY REMIND ME ABOUT IT. Anyway hey
what else is going on. Lunch'll be ready in Oh I Don't Know 25-30
minutes. Lining up pretty well with Taking Short Break after Act II
and having lunch wit Act III.
Whatta watch in the mean time!! I dunno!
Maybe some #InterventionMarchWhatever. Gotta fair amount of those
left. Cool good stuff cool cool. Hey I figured out a good
compromise re: Potential Haircut. It's YES I will get a hair cut BUT
it's like OK GIVE ME A REAL HAIRCUT THAT'S UTILIZING MY CURRENT LONG HAIR.
Obviously cut off Some Of The Long Hair but with the end goal that It Looks
Like A Real Quality Hair Cut and not just the nonsense that I got goin' on
now. Seems like a fair compromise. Hey how about this I
show barber picture of Brad Pitt and I'm like can you make me look like
this and he's like no problem and then I get A Brad Pitt Haircut
and I'm like NO I WANTED TO LOOK LIKE THIS *pointing to the picture
more emphatically*. I'll see you guys in a little bit.
What Time Is It
Look
if I have a couple of Rreal Read-O-Ramas, I could finish this book
tomorrow. If I had a REALLLL READORAMA I cuold finish it today!
It's 200 pages look I'm HAPPY with a Read-O-Rama of 100 pages per day.
In the mean time though hey got lunch just as I suspsected.
Look last night ended up having Chicken Caesar Salad I tried for first time.
It was okay! We're talking yep basic components of chicken ceasar
salad. Lettuce. A few pieces of chicken. CROUTONS.
Dressing I didn't use. Grated cheese I didn't use.
Wonderful. Several good options for dinner tonight! Current best
option is what I anticipated for dinner last night Why It's Only Corn't Beef
Sandwiches and Potato Sphere Halves.
Great, just great. A positive morning. 1.9
trillion dollars! I have no idea if that's a lot or a little!
I've lost all ability to contextualize how much money money is. Anyway
how much money am I supposed to donate to the Dr. Seuss Estate. I know
Republicans are buying up Suess Books to protest Suess Estate and giving
them money that way. I assume those of us who SUPPORT the Seuss
estate's efforts to not print racism should show our support by just
DONATING them money. SO in the end it cancels out and everyone is
happy. Seems to check out more or less. The point is I AM
A PUBLISHED AUTHOR. As a (Gag?) gift someoene gave me a 200 page
printed out book of my old Crazysheet.com. Thought it was entirely
appropriate and deserved at the time. Looking back maybe he was
making fun of me? Either way I still presumably have that book
somewhere.
Three more paragraphs to go. Just finished lunch.
The good news is I am drinking carbonated soda so that's either good or bad
I forget the details. Definitely somethin. What else is
going on and crap. Presumably Brad Pitt has had different hair cuts
over the years. Maybe that's what I'm going for. Maybe I want a
haircut that will self-change-itself every 2 months. I don't think
that's too much to ask for! Look I also need to have a #WatchDocuSeriesORamaMarchWhatever
it's all about Finding A Balance! LOOK Let's Talk About it Pizza has a
creamish, white saucish taste. WHICH I ENJOYED JUST NOW. I can
have a Pasta Al Fredo for dinner. WHY NOT. LET'S KEEP THIS
CREAMISH TASTE GOIN LET IT RIDE!
Penultimate paragraph. Thought of another way
I can take Walk Breaks Walk Break. Ya know sitting on a BENCH or at
COFFEE SHOP midway through walk. I can READ. Take a book--
Any Book Will Do!-- and just READ THAT SUCKER for 40 minutes. But IN
PUBLIC. People will be like hmm this guy must love reading he can't
leave the house without reading now we're talkin. I dunno the
point is ever so closer to end of the entry. Here's how II
conceptualize 1.9 trillion-- Super Rich GEnius Lady in Watchmen is a
Trillionaire. Can't be much more than a single trillion, right?
So basically we're using THE ENTIRE FUNDS OF TWO TRILLIONAIRE--
Either FROM WATCHMEN or NOT. Well, just under. TWO .95
TRILLIONAIRES. That's a lot of people's money! TWO!
Anyway hey great time for one last paragraph.
Thank god for REAL LIFE Billionaires. They help
us contextualize TRILLIONS of dollars. I knew they were worth
something! Giving us Money Perspective! So in the end its all
worth it I guess. Anyway lets get into it it's March SIXTH?
I can, "Live," with that. I find March to be The Most Patriotic of
ALL The Months. March. That's what soldiers do! Or
Trained Civilians in Authoritarianish Countries! Only real rival is
MAY. May just plainly is Patriotic I don't know why but I feel we
can all agree on that pretty universally. HEY great the entry is
over. I'll see you guys tomorrow presumably. Not LITERALLY.
See ya later.
-2:04 P.M.
Friday,
March 5, 2021
Let's Entertain Myself
Why
not! It's the best idea I've had All The Last Eight Seconds!
Accepted Super Market Delivery Order. Put some of those suckers
of items away! Got coffee + beer going! Will have lunch in Act
III. THOSE ARE ALL MY CONSUMPTIONS OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.
Anyway I know they say your shoulder might feel sore a day or two
after Shot but my UPPER ARM JUST BELOW THE SHOULDER FEELS SORE.
Maybe this Part Of Body is referred to as a Shoulder for short? Like
my shoulder has annexed the nearest part of arm to be considered a Shoulder?
I don't have all the, "Deets," but anyway YES its a few inches down from
where Shot Took Place that I'm sore. I guess Virus migrated a few
inches and then camped out there and is like well gonna be sore here for
a while. That's how Viruses work! That's how Everything
works!
Cool. Look one more Consumption Note-- lunch
gonna be Chicken + Broccoli + Sweet Potato + Bonus Piece of Chicken
In The Form Of Buffalo'd Wing. OK I think we're all caught up now!
Anyway GOT NETFLIX loaded back up. HULU next! Hulu MIGHT have
All The #InterventionMarchWhatever and there's a solid SIX OR SO SEASONS I
haven't seen. Alright there's more Consumption talk. We
CONSUME entertainment. Yep no one is arguing that. I AM.
Yeah but no one is arguing AGAINST that. NOT YET BUT THEY WILL.
Hmm. Anyway what else is going on and crap. Anyway hey how
about this What's next are they going to cancel WALDO? Sure
you can cancel him. That's if you can find him! GOOD LUCK WITH
THAT!
Okay. I SEE. April 8th Release
Date. That's a solid THIRTY EIGHT WEEKS of 2021 to Enjoy! We
divide things into weeks for CONVENIENCE. Nothin' ground breakin'
there. We're all on board with Weeks. Anyway what else is
going on and crap. One UH-OH I had was I forgot that this Super
Market Delivery was only for 6 days, on account of it being delayed a day
this week. I PLANNED FOR SEVEN DAYS. THIS IS THE BIGGEST
UH-OH I'VE HAD ALL WEEK! Uh-oh almost done with coffee. What
am I supposed to do RE-FILL THIS CUP? Yep that seems pretty
straightforward. Upon further Introspection YES I CAN SEE MYSELF
DOING THIS. Ugh. What else is giong on and crap.
We're talkin WALKS on APril 8th. BIG OL' WALKS. We're talkin
FOOD DELIVERIES &/OR PICK UPPERIES. Well we're talking about thiose
thigns now. I just brought them up! I don't think anyone was
JUST talking about it before then, though.
Wonderful. Not on board with Last Saw Movie!
Easily Worst Saw Movie! NO SPOILERS. Do people consider that
a Spoiler generally. Real question. Hey I HEARD THIS WAS
GONNA BE either REALLY GOOD or REALLY BAD. That's A Spoiled!
I feel comfortable saying YES you should alert Spoiler Alert before
discussing Quality Of The Movie. YES I get its subjective where as
spoiling something In Plot is objective. I STILL FEEL THE WAY I SAID I
FEEL RE: QUALITY SPOILERS AND NO ONE IS GOING TO CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.
Ugh. Signed into HULU: The Word That Doesn't Really Exist and they
have FOUR seasons of Intervention TWO OF WHICH I haven't seen. Plus
other stuff! I can live with this turn of events!
Cool. LOTS OF Docu Series that I've watched
across ALL the half dozen channels. Plus Real Movies and TV!
This is gonna be a #MarchWhateverMarchForTheAges. Presumably.
Make some more progress with #BarackObamasMemoirExperienceMarchWhatever
later in the day. Make some progress with Docu Series I'm 60%
interested in, too! Talk About A Nice Balanced Day Planned.
What's today THE FIFTH? That surprised me. I was operating
under the impression gotta be March NINTH or something at this point.
Good thing I have a calendar to clear that whole mess up. Also,
"Above the fruited Plain!". That's what My Calendar has got to say
about, "March." IT'S PATRIOTISM YOU WOULDN'T GET IT. YOU
WON'T BELIEVE HOW MANY #My600PoundLifeMarchWhatever I have.
ROUGHLY FIFTY OR FIFTY FIVE. Maybe you'll believe it. I've
proven to be a semi-trustworthy narrator. Somewhat? Almost?
I'm close to trustworthy ON OCCASION. I'll be back in a bit.
EXCUSE ME
I
don't think I'm speaking out of turn when I say people don't APPRETIATE that
when you're having Any Sort Of Chip, the taste quality Goes DOWN every day
that passes with the bag open. You can try to roll it up, might help a
little! Not enough! Anyway. Also I Don't Think I'm
EVER speaking out of turn on this website. I'm the only one here!
It's ALWAYS My Turn! Anyway lets talk about it. BIDEN HAS A
NET APPROVAL RATING OF +15. We're talkin you take his approval
rating. You take his disapproval rating. You subtract
disapproval from approval. Why IT's Only 15 On The Dot. Anyway.
I like NeandterthalGate. I feel like we may be reaching a POSITIVE
inflection point where a majority of people across all spectrums are like
well this is pretty dumb. Potentially most UNITED the country has
been in a while! Based on MY OWN GUESSTIMATIONS I've seen no polling
or even watched the news coverage explicitly myself! Just feels like a
moment where we're all like this is supposed to be a thing? And
they're TRYING to make it a thing? When it's clearly just Dumb?
Positive Guesstimation! IF WE'RE NOT
EARNESTLY FIGHTING OVER BIDEN SAYING OFFHAND THAT DUMB ACTING REPUBLICAN
GOVERNOR ACTING DUMB IS DUMB LIKE NEANDERTHALS... WHO EVEN ARE WE AS A
COUNTRY? I dunno I guess we'll find out! Anyway I dunno
whatta do RE: #LockDownMarchWhatever. Entertaining enough but at this
point A DOZEN better options in terms of Many Episodes of Docu Series.
But I'm so far into... WAIT HOLY SHIT ONLY 1.5 EPISODES LEFT OF #LOCKDOWNMARCHWHATEVER.
That solves that! FINISH THAT SUCKER and then move on to Better and
Greener Pastures! LIke Oh I Don't Know SPLITTING TIME BETWEEN #InterventionMarchWhatever
&/OR #My600PoundLifeMarchWhatever. Man Dr Nowzaradan must be a HUNDRED
MILLION DOLLAR AIRE. He's in ALL THESE SHOWS helping people lose
weight. We're talking like 50 or 55 episodes As Doctor Who Performs
Weight Loss Surgery.
Rolling in the dough! Some sort of pun about
overweight people and, "Dough." I'll leave it to YOU to figure
that one out! Anyway I think I had a tiny amount of coffee leftover in
Travel Mug when I poured Orange Soda in just now and it's GREAT.
That's MY Hot Take. LOOK let's talk CONSUMPTION I'm pot committed
to Lunch I Told You About but what I have for dinner is UP IN THEMS AIRES.
Maybe a Corn't Beef Sandwich. Haven't had that in a while!
Well great then its settled! No not yet. It's settled FOR NOW
but I reserve the right to consider this motion further before tonight's
dinner. Have some roast half spheres of potatoes that are now
qualified with, "Roast," even though I never used that in the description
before... with the sandwich.
Cool! AIRES is a word. Presumably
I'll LTURQ to SEE WHY. BUENOS AIRES. Yep that checks out.
I guess. I think the only way to address this controversy this
country has plunged into is to air ENCINO MAN tonight AND EVERY NIGHT
at 8 PM on ALL THE CHANNELS. Yeah! Decent movie.
Maybe for 8 year olds. That's when I considered it a decent movie.
And why shouldn't that count, 8 Year Olds consume a lot of entertainment.
We should devote ALL our entertainment resources to Getting Eight Year Olds
On Board. Seems about right. Also LOOK is Brendan Frasier
actually a Neanderthal PROBABLY NOT. He's probably just a regular
human but from 10,000 years ago. I shouldn't have to explain this to
you dummies. Am I joking that Brendan Frasier's CHARACTER isn't
technically a Neanderthal-- which isn't a joke, but is a true statement.
OR am I joking that Brendan Frasier-- in real life-- isn't a Neanderthal but
a Regular Human from 10,000 years ago. I dunno AND I HOPE TO GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ONE DAY.
Last paragraph of Act II! HEY I just realized I
have ONE LESS DAY before Super Market is re-upped which means one
less day to ration re: Beers. Probably was gonna go for 5 days out of
7 NOW ITS 5 out of 7! Everything's working out my way! Such Is
Life! Am I supposed to feel slightly guilty about getting vaccine
because I was 5 pounds Over The Limit? Maybe! But if not me WHO
SHOULD get it. I think everyone Elderlies has already had it
available. So WHY NOT me over SOME OTHER JERKS. Gotta be
SOMEONE. The point is Brendan Frasier must been THE VERY FIRST to
get the vaccine. WHAT THE HELL THIS GUY IS 10,000 YEARS OLD?
COME RIGHT THIS WAY IMMEDIATELY SIR. Anyway I'll be back in a
little bit with Act III and Lunch #1 out of 1. Yep that checks out.
That's How I Roll
Hey I
got lunch going on, JUST AS I SUSPECTED. It's going OK. Only a,
"B." Its GOOD but I'm gonna be honest I Was Hoping For More.
The point is what else is going on. Lookin like Stimulus Bill might
pass tonight? Tomorrow? Some other date in the future?
Never? Before? RIGHT NOW? In an alternate dimension? Never
even existed? Exists but can't be passed for some metaphysical reason?
I've narrowed it down to those seven things. Hmm GUESSTIMATED It
was seven. Let's go back and count! NINE. WONDERFUL.
Cool! FINISH #LockDownMarchWhatever when this entry is over.
Lock Down, Lock Up, either way it's all Prisons and all Locks.
Man oh man am I gonna have all the sweet potatoes my
little heart desires in Oh I Don't Know A MONTH AND A WEEK? BROCCOLI,
TOO! Also grilled chicken is all well and good but I CAN THINK OF
BETTER PROTEINS TO HAVE. Anyway in IN THE ARMY NOW in the
beginning when they're signing up for the Army Reserves they're like ok
this is only a weekend a month. And I never understood if signing
up for the Army Reserves meant signing up for A WEEKEND EACH MONTH OR
A WEEK AND A MONTH aka five weeks. I'd look into it now but I'm
not 100, "Comfortable," with Google seeing my ask about In The Army Now.
AS OF NOW, SUBJECT TO CHANGE, BUT AS OF NOW, I'm 100%, "Comfortable," with
having 2 mini Corn't Beef Sandwiches plus Sphere Halves of Potatoes for
dinner! That's pretty much a situation where 100%
specifically Does NOT Apply. Oh well what can ya do.
Three more paragraphs to go. Finished lunch!
I'm okay with it! Solid, "B," lunch! Anyway I LIKE MOST COOL
PEOPLE are gonna have to make a decision on whether to get haircut when this
is all finished. Look we've grown it out longer than we ever would
have before. Why not just STICK WITH IT and SEE HOW FAR WE CAN TAKE
IT. OR well everyone else has long hair I'm gonna get ahead of
the curve and be REALLY CUTTED HAIR'D people won't believe how short my hair
is! I dunno! I feel like if I could just choose between Hair
I Have Now and Nice Good Hair Cut I'd get the hair cut. But I'd
be CRIPPLING my chances of having longer hair anytime in the
present-into-future. THIS IS A TOUGH ONE and I'm gonna have to make
a decision in Oh I Don't Know APRIL OR MAY.
Cool! I need to completely shave and
I'm often too lazy to do it myself. Often just wait till I get a
haircut. So THAT certainly comes into play! Didn't get any WRAP
this week. Got Corn't Beef instead. Make my own sandwich(es).
MAYORAL RACE IS, "HEATING UP," IN NYC! PRESUMABLY! I HAVEN'T
HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT IT IN TWO WEEKS! BUT BASED ON WHAT I HEARD TWO
WEEKS AGO IT'S A DECENT EDUCATED GUESSTIMATION THAT BY THIS POINT IT WILL
HAVE BEEN HEATING UP! I'm supporting MAYA WILEY in this Early Stage
of Primary. I know there's HER and there's YANG and YANG said
something wrong a few weeks ago I DON'T REMEMBER. Ugh. I'll
look into this and get back to you Well Informed! If not for you then
FOR ME. Definitely Not For You, Too! What The Hell Do You
Care!!!
Last paragraph of the entry. Today's lunch had FOUR
slices of Sweet Potato. Last time it was THREE. Progress.
What else is going on. Upper arm still hurts. Which I think
means I have FULL FLEDGED COVID BUT IT'S ENTIRELY LOCALIZED RIGHT
BENEATH RIGHT SHOULDER. Which I guess is good? As long as it
doesn't spread My Right Arm Below Shoulder can handle Covid no problem.
Buffalo Wings SMALL again. 2/3rds, MAYBE 3/4ths the amount size of
Regular Buffalo Wings! Ya make do with what ya can! They give
MORE. I think they give the same amount of OZ of Buffalo Wings no
matter how many individual ones there are! Doesn't sound good!
Sounds like I'm getting more Bone and less Wing in this scenario!
Oh well what can ya do. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Thursday,
March 4, 2021
I Wouldn't Worry
Look
You Idiots I GOT VACCINATED PART I AND It was PFIZER!!! I'm
gonna be honest, I didn't wanna say this out loud, but between Pfizer and
Moderna? DOWN WITH PFIZER A BIT MORE. SOUNDS COOLER.
So that worked out for me. They Didn't ENFORCE the premise of us
waiting around for 15 minutes after shot in case we got ill. Totally
based on the honor system! I WAITED THOUGH. Because I HAVE
HONOR. Also to celebrate all this I am having an Indulgent Breakfast
Sandwich. Look over the lat fe months ANY breakfast would be
considered indulgent. Also this is because No Beer today but I can
make up for it in Breakfast Sandwiches! NEXT SHOT is 3 Weeks from
today-- Why It's Only March 25th! TOTALLY SAFE TO DO STUFF 2 weeks
from that-- WHY IT'S ONLY APRIL 8TH!
Yay! The YAYS HAVE IT! Also I think its
a thing that when we're double vaccinated and safe We Revert To Exactly Who
We Were A Year Ago. We thought we were gonna grow as people thanks
to this WORLDWIDE Re-adjustment. NOPE THOUGHT WRONG! TOTALLY
WASTED YEAR. Fooled Ya! Hey Another One The YAYS have--
figured out I had EIGHT episodes of #InterventionMarchWhatever I could
watch! Watched about Oh I Don't Know THREE OR FOUR OF THEM.
I like those odds! Also this season appears to be Only Canadian
Cases. Which is great because even when there's a drug addict
ruining the lives of those close to them they're all VERY polite about
it. Most importantly at the end. Will they accept treatment?
Yea sure okay I'm Canadian I'm okay with that. You know that sort
of thing.
Cool! Got shot in RIGHT shoulder. They were
like which arm is dominant. And I FIGURED they meant
Handedness. So I asked! And They Confirmed! So they shot
the NON Dominant Shoulder. Hmm if I had Breakfast at 10:30-10:45,
Lunch can be as soon as 2:00-2:30! I've gotta crunch the numbers
on that, its been a while since I've had to calculate Breakfast --> lunch.
ALSO where was the breakfast buffet where I was getting vaccinations!
Aqueduct Race Track! Famously Known for it's Breakfast Buffets!
Anyway when they gave me my shot, a NURSE NOT A COMBAT PROFESSIONAL, I
wanted to say SOMETHING but all I could come up with was Thank You For
Your Service. Which is ACCURATE in regards to what I wanted to say
but it's WRONG to say that. So basically I said THANKS FOR NOTHING and
then took off my mask to Heavy Sigh On Them FOR AS LONG AS I COULD GET AWAY
WITH IT.
Anyway. I was HAPPY with Adult Indulgent
Breakfast Sandwich. Hmm added, "adult," to that. One can only
imagine because I meant to say, "Indulgent," and it shares some letters and
syllables are close. Either that or NOW THE WHOLE THING IS SUDDENLY AN
ADULT OPERATION. Got some coffee going now. Wonderful!
Maybe take a big ol' break after Act II and return with LUNCH & Act III!
HEY I got a Spam Donation email saying JOE BIDEN GIVIN A BIG OL' STATE OF
THE UNION SPEECH IN, "THE COMING WEEKS" REPUTABLE SOURCE, TOO.
THIS SOURCES' SPAM IS ALWAYS ON THE UP AND UP! Now all he has to do is
announce Cat and We're All On Board 100! Anyway while waiting 15
minutes ON HONOR SYSTEM I was like hmm do feel kinda sick kind of
immediately. Oh well that's to be expected. In fact that's how I
know its working. I hope this never goes away! It did go
away. 100 on board with my health symptoms as of now.
Cool. It is kind of weird where we spent A FUCKIN
YEAR going WAY out of our way to not contract virus and suddenly I'm like
Well now I have the virus and not only that I just gave it to myself on
purpose. Seems kind of counter intuitive. I know THE SCIENCE
behind it IT WAS JUST AN IDLE THOUGHT GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
You know what lunch I might want tomorrow, first meal of the week-- why it's
only the Grilled CHicken Cutlet + Sweet Potatoes + Broccoli + SOME OTHER
KIND OF SIDE I dunno MAYBE A WING OF BUFFALO? That sweet potato hit
the spot and ya know what what this broccoli, broccoli is okay on occasion,
this broccoli was VERY OKAY! Grilled chicken Cutlet was Great Sure Why
Not. Anyway I'll be back in a bit!
Don't Make Me Laugh
No
problem there! Fantastasizing about takin Three Hour Walks in
afternoon. Just be like well lunch is done dinner later... GONNA
WONDER AROUND GO AHEAD AND TRY TO STOP ME! I can listen to MUSIC
I've never heard before. PODCASTS I've never heard before. Maybe
get an AUDIBLE account and listen to FOOTBALL PLAYS THAT WERE CALLED IN THE
HUDDLE I've never heard before. Hail Mary. That's a football
play. It's the best one! It's the one where its like OK
EVERYONE WE'RE ALL GONNA RUN IN VERY STRAIGHT LINES AS FAR AS WE CAN GO,
I'LL THROW IT TO ONE OF YOU, THE ONE WITH THE BEST CHANCE OF SCORING
TOUCHDOWNS PER MYE EDUCATED GUESSTIMATION.
Easy play to understand, is the most exciting play, and
got a nice clever name. What's not to like! Why isn't it
April 8th NOW. Oh, right. Because of how Calendars Work.
Cracked that code! I HAVE COVID 19 NOW! RIGHT? GET OUT OF
THE WAY!!! Hmm if you're given a small dose of Covid... doesn't
that mean you can SPREAD a small dose? I guess NOT otherwise WE'D HAVE
BEEN WARNED. Hmm. They say Vaccine doesn't protect from
other people. Well I guess that's why its important we all get
Vaccines. CRACKED THAT CODE. But if I'm doin' my
thing wearing masks Making It A Point to only Get Close to those who are
vaccinated I CAN GO ABOUT MY LIFE MORE OR LESS RIGHT? I'll wear
MASK. I'll wear DOUBLE MASKS, I don't care!
Anyway. I'll have a nice properly timed lunch
whether it's with Act III or Beyond Or What. Been reading about
hopefully they might legalize marijuana before Bduget Bill or whatever is
required April 1. Now THAT'S a FANTASTASIZING worth FANTASTASIZING
ABOUT. Walking around for 3 hours ON MARIJUANA listening to MUSIC I
AIN'T NEVER HEARD BEFORE. Then ALSO before or after walk WORK ON MY
OWN MUSIC. Drinking is for Writing! Marijuana is for Music!
EVERYONE KNOWS THIS. Still not gonna get my hopes up. Walking
Around A Lot sober is GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. Close enough to good
enough. I can live with living a life with these circumstances
whatever they may be. Listen to some AUDIO BOOKS. Whose a good
Audio Book writer. We never learned that in school, audio books
weren't being written yet! Need a CRASH COURSE of who the best Audio
Book writers are and how their respective catalogues of Audio Books stack up
against one another. It's funny because I'm Being Dumb. Makes
me laugh! Well, bemused. Makes me bemused! Sure that's
what Bemused means. It's AMUSED but to the point You're BEING it.
Penultimate paragraph of Act II! Anyway, with all
thems walkings, I can be at a weight I'm VERY happy with by Oh I Don't Know
NEW YEARS DAY. CLOSE on New Years Eve. VERY close. New
Years day that's CLINCHING IT. CAMOUFLAGED Military Men doin' the
Point Checks at Vaccination Spot. Semper Pfizer am I right.
Oh I'm wrong? That's Marines? Maybe it was Marines being
navigators for people to get vaccines. Need the best and brightest of
Military Men-- The Marine People-- running administrative tasks!
Anyway YOU IDIOTS SAID I WOULD NEVER GET VACCINED. You were wrong!
Way off! I totally got A VACCINE TODAY. And am IN THE BOOKS for
another one in 2 weeks. TWENTY ONE DAYS. I dunno not 100%
happy with Whats BEcome Of This Paragraph.
Cool! Maybe walk around a PARK. Maybe
walk on some of usually suburbish city streets. The Citiest of them,
thuogh! I don't wanna walk past residential areas anymore than I have
to! I wanna be where the action is! WHITE CASTLE. I could
walk to White Castle and back THAT'S WITHIN REASON over 3 hours. Don't
even need to get anything! Just for fun! Maybe watch some #InterventionMarchWhatever.
I can do that sure. Anyway I'm gonna be honest with ya I'M FEELING
FLUISH. Wait, no. I'm feeling FOOLISH. Sorry. I
am also actually feeling Fluish. Get off my back about it I'll
Probably Be Okay! Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.
Read A Bit More!
Look
is it a thing that people are, "Into," feeling sick? Flu-ish symptoms
specifically. I'm asking for a friend. Anyway Lunch Today
is lookin like Noodle + Salmon. Dinner lookin' like Hour Deserves
Party. I am NOT having lunch right now, though! That'll be in a
couple of hours! I took a LONGER BREAK THAN NORMAL to BATHE myself but
not long enough to be havin' lunch Right Quick. Look 3 hour walk is
gonna be great. Take a backpack with me! Throw in laptop in
there LOOSE. We're talkin leave a Spiral Notebook in my packback, too!
Maybe sit down at a BENCH and write or Oh I Don't Know A STARBUCKS and be
like alright gonna set up shop here for Oh I Don't Know FORTY MINUTES?
Lots of opportunities to do stuff when You're Out Of The House!
Wonderful. I was feeling FLOOISH a litle bit
again before BATHING but now I feel back to normal again. Wonderful,
like I said, just like I said, wonderful. At waht point can we Cancel
Cancel Culture. Wait no that's what THEY want us to do.
At what point can we Cancel Cancel Cancel Cancel Culture? ... hmmm just
figure if we stop talking about it, it will go away. I wouldn't
mind it not going away! After years of scaring people the apocalypse
was near, we're all child molesters and killers, Fox News Viewers being
WHIPPED INTO A FRENZY over Children's Books seems kind of like a good
thing? Sorta the least worst of all possible worlds. There that
should get the cancel cancel cancel cancel cancel cancel culture canceled.
THE NOODLES I'VE BEEN GETTING AREN'T AVAILABLE THIS WEEK. Gonna have
to try a different brand which YA KNOW WHAT I'M ON BOARD WITH.
SHRIMP FLAVORED? WHY IT'S ONLY A FANCY SEAFOOD DINNER I'VE GOT COMING
TO ME.
Yeah! I cracked the code that they must not
have Intervention in Canada and this is the only way they can find
subjects who genuinely don't know they're gonna be facing an Intervention.
There cracked that #InterventionMarchWhateverMysteryOfTheYear. Any
more codes you want me to crack? E-mail me the codes to mankindguy AT
gmail DOT com Then NOTHING ELSE That's It. That's The E-mail! I
guess so. HEY I left my band aid from Vaccination on DURING BATH.
Which is good because now I know FOR SURE bathing didn't wash the vaccine
away. Extra layer of protection between my Vaccinated Shoulder and the
Water Involved In The Bathing Enterprise. I had a dream a night or two
ago where I had money on poker and I just kept signing up for-- at first on
purpose and then eventually uncontrolled-- Sit n Go tournaments and first it
was 3 which I could keep up with all at the same time, then it was 4 at the
same time that I tried to manage with, and it just kept getting HIGHER AND
HIGHER and I was like JESUS I'M WASTING MONEY I CAN'T DO ALL THESE AT
ONCE ITS IMPOSSIBLE I CAN'T EVEN FIT THEM ALL ONTO THE SAME SCREEN AT ONCE.
I woke up and it was just a dream! Too bad. Now I Don't have
ANY money on poker. Presumably in the dream I had at least SOME money
left over even after wasting so much of it at once.
Penultimate paragraph! HEY I just saw that
the FINAL #SawFranchiseMarchWhatever movie that I hadn't seen is available
to me ON THE STREAMS. I'll watch THAT later! Not too much
later! I don't wanna lose my chance to See Saw! HILARIOUS
STUFF, THIS IS GREAT. SHRIMP? Why I bet there's A SINGLE
PIECE OF BABY SHRIMP IN THAT CUP. No kidding I DO THINK that's a
real possibility In The Cards! Anyway my Today Lunch'll be in I
dunno AN HOUR 45? TWO HOURS? From this very moment. Got
shot at Aqueduct Race Track. What do Aqueducts have to do with race
tracks. I guess I'll never know! Forgot to ask anyone there!
I blew my best shot! Hmm getting a 2nd shot LITERALLY AND
FIGURATIVELY in three weeks. So it's settled, I'll Ask Everyone I
See what's the deal with Aqueducts re: Race Tracks.
Alright last paragraph of the day. Then
tomorrow re-uppin with beer. Will HOPEFULLY be SLIGHTLY Fluish?
GOnna have some great lunch &/or dinner. Dad got Double V'd yesterday.
Mom's Double V'd Date is March 16th. It's all going according to plan!
What plan. The get Vaccines when you can get them plan.
Hmm sounds like a good plan will I be ablle to reproduce your results.
Probably only one way to find out Go Ahead And Try It!. THanks for
the tip I'm gonna step back and let yuo finish the entry now.
That's what happens!! Jeez. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
-1:24 P.M.
Wednesday,
March 3, 2021
Is This The Best I Can Do
Let's
Hope... NOT? ... Hope SO? Maybe? Not sure
what the right answer is here but I can't spend any more time talking about
it I've Got Potential Lunches To Update You On! Best Tasting lunch
could be Some Frozen Ribs. But that's too messy to type with!
Best 2 options, then, are Bagel + Egg (NOT TOASTED BAGEL IT'S AN EVERYTHING
BAGEL CAN'T TOAST THAT CRAP) and Noodles + Salmon (NOT TOASTED SALMON
IT'S RIDICULOUS TO EVEN CONSIDER THAT WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PROBLEM
IS THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE IN THIS PARENTHETICAL). Vaccine
tomorrow! Still worried it'll be a J & J. A lot of people
are saying J And J vaccine is a scam and we should Throw Insurrection Riots
if that's the vaccine we're being given.
Cool. I don't think its a coincidence that
Texas Governor apparently wants more people to die of Covid for no good
reason AND the fact that Texas kills more Death Penalty People than any
other state. These jokers in Texas just LOVE KILLING PEOPLE!
It's part of the Texas Spirit! "Don't mess with Texas," and the
subtext is "Or We'll KILL YA!" Anyway what else is going on.
Not sure about that part of riff. The whole premise is They'll Kill Ya
even if you DON'T Mexx with Texas. You could be sitting around
minding your own business and then suddenly Texas Kills You.
Doesn't seem right but that's the choice you made! You can move to
another state! No one's forcing you to live in Texas: The State That
Kills People!
Yeah! Good slogan for Congressional Campaign
for whatever Congressional District is the Bottommost on the map-- "I'm
FOR LOWER TEXAS." Just throwing that out there. Just an
idea! OH NO THEY'RE CANCELING DR. SEUSS!!! THERE GOES MY
AFTERNOON!!!! Laff-em-up. The premise is this adult
is/was going to read Dr. Seuss for his afternoon. Get It? It's a
joke! It's a good one! Let's go back and read it again. I
can't get enough of Having Written A Joke. DR SS. Is that
like Goebells or.. AH GOOGLE SAYS JOSEPH MENGELE! Yes I Googled,
"Nazi Doctor." Not because I'm into Nazi's, google! Please
believe me! Because I wanted to write a spin off of Seinfeld where its
a gang of, "Nazi Professionals," who refuse goods and services to people
based on how much respect they are shown. A Nazi Doctor is just a guy
whose like NO HEALTH CARE FOR YOU. PLEASE BELIEVE ME!
Anyway, what else. Maybe Egg and Bagel.
I can eat 3 eggs AND just snack on a Whole Uncooked Bagel. Maybe
divide bagel in half, have 2 half sandwiches of bagel + egg, but UNTOASTED.
Is that a thing people can do? Surely! You can have Bagel
sandwiches without it being toasted. That's THE STANDARD when you're
at a Deli Bodega PER MY FURTHER INTROSPECTION. Let's do it!
Read some more #BarackObamaMarchWhatever yesterday. Will read some
more today! Pretty comfortable making that prediction! Why
shouldn't I feel comfortable making a prediction! Even if it ends up
wrong that's no reason to not feel Comfortable Making A Prediction!
Such is life sometimes you make wrong predictions! Don't worry about
it it's okay happens to the best of us!
Last paragraph of Act I. Finished The, "Green,"
Mile yet again. Now its onto What I Dunno. Better LTURQ, what
FILM can I watch HOPEFULLY a Horrorific. NOPE not coming up with
anything. SURE there's #TalesFromTheCryptMarchWhatever. I can
watch the one described last entry Per My Understanding-- "TELEVISION
TERROR!" It's about a group of TV people going into a HAUNTED house
with GHOULISH CONSEQUENCES. No spoilers. Alright just a
little bit of spoiler. Now you know They Enter A House. And
There MAY or MAY NOT Be Consequences. Put that sucker on in a minute
when act I is over I'm comfortable with that. I'll see ya in a little
bit!
Let Me Get Back To You
Sweet!
Got some coffee and beer going. Got lunch coming up in roughly an
hour. Got lots of things going for as of this moment! Had ZOOM
appointment with therapist today. Forgot to bring up Why Am I Dropping
Glasses All The Time. Dunno if she'd have an answer beyond Hmm I
dunno that's No Bueno though probably should look into that. So
basically I DID bring it up because APPARENTLY I could predict her response
100%. Good as done. I just hope I don't drop Vaccine!
They're about to give me my vaccine and I in an UNCONTROLLABLE SPASM
GRASP THE SYRINGE FROM THEM AND THROW IT AGAINST THE WALL.
I HOPE that doesn't happen but look gotta be prepared. Gotta focus
on something else other than Politics. These assholes defending the
filibuster Make ME Wanna GRASP SPASM MY HAIR AND RIP IT OUT AND THEN THROW
IT AGAINST THE WALL. What's their motive! Can't just be Naivety
and Stupidity! They MUST Have MOTIVES and I WANT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM
OF THIS.
I guess we'll have to wait and see how much Democrats can
manage to accomplish! Who knows! Presumably there won't be a
Voting Rights Bill because they wont end the filibuster! Allowing
Republicans to continue and PROGRESS in rigging elections on a state level.
But WHAT CAN YA DO THERE'S A FILIBUSTER IN PLACE I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO LET
REPUBLICANS STEAL ELECTIONS. Alright I'm done! Done!
...UNTIL ACT BREAK BETWEEN II and III. THEN it's BACK TO TWITTER!!!
Maybe I'm displaying Naivety and Stupidity Myself! I dunno the, "Deets!"
But that's these be the impressions I Been Gettins. LOOK Barack
Obama seemed to be against The Filibuster when he first broached it in his
book! Presumably that perspective lasts later into the book! And
Barack Obama is a Great Politics Guy. Take your cues from him!
He's got it all figured out presumably!
Wonderful. What else is going on and crap.
Manchin and Sinema seem to be okay with getting stuff done with
reconciliation with 50+ votes. So gotta imagine there's a handful of
great things we can do with that process. No we don't have to
imagine that. They'll throw a monkey in that wrench too presumably!
Anyway what else is going on and crap. INFRASTRUCTURE BILL?
That sounds like it's right up Reconciliation's Alley! Presumably
that's why they're floating that to be the next thing! Presumably
Lots OF Stuff I DON'T HAVE ALL THE, "DEETS," as some might say.
Also presumably eternally a thing where you can imagine bipartisanship.
Let's see how that goes! It's INTERESTING To See How That Will Go
I THINK I KNOW ALREADY!!! Will my Thoughts be CONFIRMED like
Merrick Garland? Or TOSSED ASIDE like Neera Tanden.
SEE POLITICS IS FUN. POLITICS JOKE ALERT!!!
I think it's interesting that I Never Was Exposed to Neera Tanden's Tweets.
From what I read ABOUT Her she seemed not so great in terms of potential
Policywise and Background-Experiencewise. But her tweets never even
made it into my, "FEED," (BOTH LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY). I get
the sense SHE'S AN ASSHOLE but I have NO CONCRETE PROOF right in front
of me. Gotta imagine someone'll give me a Daily Briefing on Neera
Tanden someday. Better Late Than Never! I can watch RED
DRAGON: THE ONE OF THE HANNIBAL LECTOR MOVIES today. That's a
Horrorific. I can, "Live," with watching that! SINEMA
sounds like a brand of vaccine. MANCHIN sounds like a brand of
Cupboard Noodles. Glad we got all that covered. Does
Manchin have Presidential Ambitions? Manchinian Candidate? He
can be a Manchinian Candidate even just for Senator. Well we
cracked that code. Either he's a Manchurian Candidate OR he's
Cupboard Noodles. Can't be both!
Last paragraph of Act II! Plenty of stuff
I can do that's not Politic Consumption. Why It's Only Reading
Barack Obama THe B.. wait nope that's Politic-Current Event Consumption.
Just because it was 10 years ago Doesn't Make It Any Less CURRENT EV...
WAIT yes it does. Anyway great just great. Watching it
last night my favorite part of #TheGreen'dMileMarchWhatever is there's
an entire sequence About CornBread and I was like hmmm wish I had some
corn'd bread. Got DINNER rolls in the fridge. Guess I'll have
one. It's JUST NOT THE SAME THOUGH. Then again the way
Michael Clarke Duncan got Corn Bread was by curing Tom Hank's Urinary Tract
Infection. It was a GIFT for his service. I've cured NOBODY'S
ANYTHING. Gotta do something to EARN the CornBread. And as of
now I haven't yet made a strong case for myself to get corn bread.
I'll be back in a little bit.
It's Hard To Say
LOOK
am I having Orange Juice right now mixed with water? YES. Also
orange juice is ALWAYS mixed with water. Unless you're Doing It
Yourself. Gotta imagine Store Bought Orange Juice has been Watered
Down NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY. You know like what's going on with
the Covid-19 Stimulus Package? NAILED IT! I told myself I
wasn't gonna write about politics Act III. You don't pass up a good
joke once the set-up has primed it. You go for it and MAKE that
joke. Is it funny? Not Really. Is it clever?
KINDA! Let's move on with our lives though, that's the point I'm
trying to make. Don't have lunch yet. Too early in the day &/OR
not really that hungry!
ANYWAY what else is going on. Need some QUALITY
TV to watch on my MEDIOCORE BUT NEWISH Laptop While LYING in MY Bed.
Anyway. Not a fan of how 90% of #LOCKUPSMarchWhatever are in JAILS not
PRISONS. Jail is where you are TEMPORARILY. Either before being
convicted &/OR for short sentences PER MY UNDERSTANDING. I WANNA
SEE LIFERS. I WANNA SEE REAL-DEAL PENETENTIONARY ARENAS. I
haven't watched #TheDeuceMarchWhatever in 2 or 3 weeks I can get back into
that it may even be significantly TITILLATING if you know what I
mean! Sure you know what I mean. You Know WORDS. That's
a word we learn at the latest 8 or 9 years old. Everyone GETS what
words mean! Anyway My Dad is DEMANDING QUARTERS for a reason I
don't fully understand. I know he's getting Shot #2 today and
maybe the quarters are for a parking spot? But he wants 16 quarters
(I'm giving him 20 TO PLAY IT SAFE). But anyway Don't Ask Don't Tell!
He want quarters SAY NO MORE HERE'S FIVE DOLLARS IN QUARTERS ENJOY.
Cool! I don't think I'm alone to say I'd be
AMAZED if there's a significant bipartisan bill on a, "Vaguely Touchy
Subject Which Matters," with over 60 YAYS. IT WILL NOT HAPPEN.
You're basically just saying I WAS ELECTED TO THE SENATE TO MAKE SURE
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. Which may be how they feel! Sounds
about right! NO ACTION is AN ACTION though! IN FACT No
Action is MORE OF AN ACTION than EVERYONE ELSE is taking. Anyway what
else is going on and crap. I am LOOKING FORWARD to lunch I'm just not
having it yet! Get off my back about it & whatnot! Here's a KEY
sticking point-- if I were to return to #TheDeuceMarchWhatever-- is the
exact moment in the exact episode I last watched Right There for me?
Makes things a whole lot easier. Instead of speculating about this In
A Paragraph I could have been looking it up myself But its too late
for that, now I have to finish this paragraph without looking it up.
I'll look it up once the paragraph is over, though.
YEP and it looks like I stopped at the end of an
episode. So I got that going for me is the point. Maybe despite
being Democrats they Just Don't Like Helping People &/Or Doing The Right
Thing. Makes sense to me. Probably consume SOME sort of
entertainment for abuot half an hour after entry, then eat Lunch.
Probably lots of things! MMM I was Thirsty and was like well I
guess I have to drink soda it's whats in front of me and then I realized
wait a second this is WATER JUICE THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS I CAN'T BELIEVE MY
LUCK. So that's the sort of thing I got going for me. I
think I saw they're preparing for planning of potential Violence Attacks
tomorrow. I just hope they stay away from The Aqueduct Race Track.
AND my house. I'll be splitting time between Aqueduct Race Track & My
House tomorrow. So that's MY Hot Take.
Last paragraph! My personal timeline for
Vaccination &/Or return to normal life is great, and its been settled over
the last few weeks, but I really, "Dig," seeing Everyone Else's Timelines
being moved up a few months over the last few weeks. This is wonderful
Communal Herd Immunity We All Gettin' In The Summer Spirit This Year
Alright! Of Course I'll be getting in the SPRING SPIRIT and I
hope you'll continue to support me through this difficult time. Havin'
beer and orange juice at the same time brings to mind when I used to drink
Vodka + Orange Juice. My MAIN Alcohol Drink of choice first couple of
College Semesters which was first times ever I been drinking! Hmm
good stuff. Anyway I dunno that'll do it for today. I'll see
you guys tomorrow!
-12:07 P.M.
Tuesday,
March 2, 2021
I Don't Mean Nothing By It
Sounds
about right. Spoiler Alert-- "Sounds About Right," was original
Title Just NoW but TOO HIGH a chance I've used it before. We're
talkin 80% shot! I Don't Mean Nothing By It? More like a
1 in 3 shot. And I can deal with repeated dumb riffs and life stories
but repeated Titles is A STEP TOO FAR. Which I believe is a Walking
On A Cliff Reference. AA step too far, and you're going to plummet
to your untimely death. Had some fun bloodwork done today. I
guess! Good to get out of the house, anyway. Got 3 beers for
tomorrow and today each. Taking VACCINE DAY OFF. Then back at it
inside the day of Friday. YES I had half a wrap for dinner and NO it
wasn't Great but YES SOMEHOW I'm TRULY looking forward to finishing it for
lunch. I was all like this doesn't taste great but it's got a
weirdness to it that I'm ENJOYING that not-quite-good taste. Go
Figure!
Anyway. Up to the part of Barack Obama
Presidential Book where he's a newcomer on the INTERNATIONAL STAGE and
getting impressions of World Leaders. Makes ya think about Trump's
interactions with world leaders. Gotta imagine The Top Anwer Survey
Says to how world leaders reacted to Trump was What The Hell Is The Deal
With This Asshole. Wonderful. I think I'd be a good Diplomat
for America. Fist Order of Business- band named Diplo-- is that a
reference to Diplomocy? And I bring that up at the G20 Dinner when
I formally Have The Floor. Suddenly Brazil chimes in DIPLO IS A
MUSICAL MAN NOT A BAND. Brazil can't get enough of Diplo.
Ya know that sort of thing. I don't have a problem with Brazil.
I don't have too much of an opinion of Brazil either way. Off the top
of my head, First Impression of Brazil is when Pitbull sings In Brazil
They Freaky With Big Ol' Booties so I was like well THAT'S a net
positive. Then my Second Impression of Brazil, more of a deep dive
thought is, when I had a Gameboy Soccer Video Game pretty sure Brazil was
the team to beat. So basically got all the important Intel going
into a 1 on 1 meeting with a Brazil Person.
Great! If I'm getting a J & J Vaccine on Thursday
I'm Gonnna Throw A Fit! Dunno how that would help. Make me feel
better to vent some upsetedness. One day I hope to get to the bottom
of Why Portugal Is A European Country And Not A South American Country.
Gotta be some underlying logic to that which is just going straight over my
head. Also, taking Canada into the equation, I think one could argue
America is a Central America Country. That sort of thing.
I like how we're supposed to be Ultra Allies with Canada and Britain and
when we ponder why, we might think about the entirety for 20th century
history, OR we May Just Ponder Well Yeah we speak English like them.
Easy to communicate! Makes sense to me. Also all three are
big CULTURAL producers. Maybe I just think that because I consume
Mostly Only English Spoken Culture. I don't know I DON'T HAVE ALL
THE PRESIDENTIAL BRIEFS IN FRONT OF ME.
Cool. Australia is English. Great just
great. Australia is an after thought unless we're talking about
Probable Future Dystopias. One day I hope to get to the bottom of why
Microsoft FrontPage is okay with the word Utopias but not with the word
Dystopias. Sounds like a CURRENT FUTURE DYSTOPIA where WE'RE NOT
EVEN SUPPOSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE WORD &/OR CONCEPT OF DYSTOPIAS.
That seems to check out. What can ya do. Probably not a lot!
That's what I've been operating under across all contexts. What can
ya do in general? Probably Not A Lot! That's My
Hot Take. Look I get J & J prevents Deat AT LEAST FOR MONTHS and
greatly reduces chance of Serious Debilitations but I CAN GET SOMETHING THAT
JUST WON'T GO AWAY FOR REST OF MY LIFE. Oh 25% chance you'll get
something that's mild. YEAH I KNOW THAT'S TERRIBLE THAT CAN GROW WORSE
AND WORSE OVER THE COURSE OF MY LIFE (ROUGHLY OH I DON'T KNOW FORTY MORE
YEARS???)
No fair! I WANT TO LIVE DAMN YOU.
Hmm maybe try putting Wrap In OVEN. Googled that and read the results
for ROUGHLY FOUR SECONDS and one tip I got was wrap that wrap sucker in a
wrap of aluminum foil to put in oven then it gets heated evenly.
BEST SPENT FOUR SECONDS OF MY LIFE. Now I Know about Alll The
Wrappings Of Wraps. Also I can sort of just IMAGINE putting a
sandwich-wrap wrapped in aluminum foil into oven. Dunno where I'm
getting that from. Presumably somewhere. But It RINGS TRUE is
the point. Took my weight at Blood Work! And since Vaccine
Criteria I Can't Get ENOUGH of seeing how much I weigh. No longer
because I'm worried I won't qualify but just because Now Upon Further
Introspection I ENJOY THE CONTEXT. Anyway, weigh about as much as I
thought I did. So I got that going for me. Hey I'll be
back in a bit.
If You Ask Me
I
won't answer. Either because I Don't Know or because I Don't Want
YOU To Know! Anyway lets crunch the numbers, I have 6 meals before
Re-upping with Super Market. 1) Wrap 2) Wide Fetticni 3) Hour
Deserves Party 4) Noodles + Salmon 5) Bagel + Egg 6) WILD CARD.
Sounds good just good. Wrappin' up Wrap today for lunch! I
CAN DIG THAT. I think the reason I can picture Wrap in oven in
aluminum foil wrap is because I FEEL like if you get a Pita Sandwich from
Halal Cart they serve it in aluminum foil. Now, that doesn't mean
they're telling you put in oven if you'd like, they gotta imagine
you're eating that sucker imminently. But I can PICTURE Pita Wrap in
Foil so THAT SETTLES THAT. Couldn't hurt.
Man oh man all this talking about wraps made me go to
Fridgerator and take a bite of that there wrap COLD. Tastes GOOD.
I can LIVE with this in fact I can EXCEL IN LIFE with this. 3/4ths
through #TheGreenMile'dMarchWhatever. Maybe delve back into some #LockDownMarchWhatever.
Maybe A THIRD OR FOURTH THING I don't have the briefings in front of me.
Anyway gonna put those suckers in the oven in Oh I Don't Know 10 minutes?
Or Specifically End of Third Paragraph of Act II: The Act We're In: The Net
Paragraph Of The Paragraph We're In. Remember when we learned in the
first months of Trump's Presidency that they have to include his name 2
dozen times in Presidential Briefings otherwise he'd get bored and wouldn't
pay attention to them. Back when Trump's Stupidity was the main
thing for those few weeks. IT WAS A SIMPLER TIME. Because we
had a SIMPLER president. Ya know that sort of thing.
Wonderful. Sometimes it feels like, ACCURATELY,
we need to accomplish as much as we can as quickly as we can re: Democratics
In Power. Then It's like Biden's gonna be president FOR FOUR
FUCKING YEARS. MAYBE EVEN EIGHT. WHA... Tha... OVER HALF A
DECADE PER THE AVERAGING OF CALCULATIONS. Hey may not always have
Senate &/Or House but He also MAY always have Senate &/Or House.
Generally do the right thing, pass voting rights act, and those midterms and
presidential-year elections are there to be won! How the west was won!
Presumably by Oregon Trail People. West didn't know what hit 'em!
Anyway were Western American Indians aware of white people from their
cousins on the east. Did they have advance knowledge like hmm these
fuckin' white devils just SHOWED UP One Day and yadayadayada they are just
RUNNING SHIT NOW watch out for that THEY'LL COME FOR YOU TOO.
Yeah! Put lunch in oven! Yeah!
Wrapped Wrap in aluminum foil! Yeah! Put Potato'd Pancake ON
aluminum foil! Sure! What else! Cool! Biden cut a
deal between MERCK and J & J to share resoruces to get Vaccines out there.
GREAT. NOW DO ALIEN VS PREDATOR. What else is going
on and crap. If you add, "A's," to the front and back of, "MERCK,"
WELCOME TO AMERICA! Hmm what's a good FUN #TalesFromTheCryptMarchWhatever.
Maybe the one taking place in a HAUNTED HOUSE ON TV. TV Crew goes into
haunted house and get MORE HAUNTS THAN THEY BARGAINED FOR. That's one
option. Several other options! Best option is Just Watch
Something Else Entirely. I LIKE those odds.
Cool! AMITYVILLE II: THE POSESSION: THE
PREQUAL TO AMITYVILLE I is on Shudder! Feel like I've seen it before
but Hey That's The Kind Of Thing Yer Gonna Wanna See Again! YOU
YADAYADAYADA'd OVER THE GENOCIDE!!! Call back! I don't thikn
it's fair that you can record a GREAT Answering Machine Message and YOU
never get to enjoy it yourself. It's only for OTHER people who, lets
face it, are DUMB and aren't gonna appreciate this Answering Machine Message
to the extent YOU would. Also sure I've heard that riff somewhere
before. Maybe even Seinfeld! Maybe nowhere! The point is
we can all enjoy it again in this here paragraph. Anyway I'll be
back with lunch with Act III! See ya!
You'll Like This
HEY
got lunch going on. Suddenly I'm reminded of Oh Yeah I DIDN'T
particularly like this too much last night. Putting it in wrap in
oven WORKED but to be honest KINDA BETTER COLD. Anyawy LOOK is
WIde Fettuccini my best option for dinner tonight? PROBABLY.
Anyway looking forward to, "Getting Into," The Barack OBama Book Experience.
He'd probably lie about it anyway, but since I am skeptical of politician, I
always felt like in the 2004 Democratic National Convention HE KNEW
alright ON THE FAST TRACK TO PRESIDENCY!!! Not the impression he
gives in book! It's more like What A Wild Ride It's Been as opposed to
Cold and Calculating. Probably somewhere in the middle is the truth.
That's Political Actors For Ya! Either way I'm comfortable 90%,
"Buying Into," the narrative as Barack Obama tells it. Probably
True ENOUGH.
At the same time Barack Obama was LIGHTING UP THE DEMOCRATIC
NATIONAL CONVENTION, I was riding high from giving a SPEECH I WROTE
in Speech & Debate Class several months before. Never thought that
would put ME on the fast track towards Presidency, though. All that
came as a surprise. Or never occurred. Either surprise or
Just Didn't Happen. Who can say! Gotta nice ZOOM appointment
tomorrow. Must have done this Think-Em-Up... it's called Zoom
because everybody involved wants it to be over as soon as possible, right?
SURE 90% shot I wrote that before. How's Barack Obama's presidency
going. So Far, So Good! Gotta imagine that'll continue in
perpetuity. Maybe it will, I dunno. Obama can put a nice
positive spin where he's like Overall My Term Was A SOLID B+/A-.
I wouldn't it put it past him! To put a nice positive spin on it!
Which in the end isn't that All A Fella Could Want?
Three more paragraphs to go. NO CHIPS to snack on.
A few CHEEZ ITS upon further introspection. Oh well what can ya
do. Was listening to Apple Playlists of Bob Dylan: The Music and
DID YOU KNOW that Tangled Up In Blue * Simple Twist Of Fate were
ORIGINALLY ONE SINGULAR SENSATION SONG. I heard it with my own ears!
And then 15 minutes later I was like Tangled Up... Twist... HE'S KEEPING
THE TITLES WITHIN THE SAME FRAMEWORK. So we got that going for us
is the point. I also like how Bob Dylan can just play totally
different music live with totally different vocals with presumably the same
lyrics more or less and we're supposed to just be like yep that's the Bob
Dylan catalogue. 2 different songs are the same. Makes sense.
Look it may be out of necessity than out of style. Bob Dylan has
hundreds of vaguely recognizable songs! You can't expect him to
REMEMBER HOW ALL THOSE SONGS GO.
It's true, you can't! Go ahead and try YOU'LL FAIL I
GUARANTEE IT. Maybe the reason it's called zoom is because
presumably you have the option to Zoom In On Yourself (or other people) [or
zoom OUT on yourself] {or other people}. That doesn't seem to check
out because I don't think those options are available but it would be one
potential explanation if you were unfamiliar with the logistics of How Zoom
Works. I'm not sure what it is about Wrap I don't like. I
can identify the TASTE but I'm not sure if its coming from the chicken, the
bacon, or the brie. Or the wrap. Or the spinach. My
best guess is THE CHEESE but I'm not 100% comfortable committing to that
answer.
Last paragraph! Next 3 things to do in I
DUNNO WHAT ORDER-- Barack Obama The Book, Bath The Bathing Activity, and Oh
I Don't Know FINISHING THE GREEN MILE: THE FILM BASED ON THE MAJOR MOTION
NOVELLA. Also it's called The Green Mile because it's Deathrow Jail
Mile that they say is green but I've watched this movie plenty of times
DON'T RECALL ANY GREEN. Not in the costumes or props.
CERTAINLY not in the Aisle itself-- if it twere green, very muted! We
want EYE POPPING GREEN THAT'S WHAT WE PAID OUR TICKET TO SEE.
Anyway hey the entry is over. And what an entry its been!
SOLID D+ entry. Not even D+/C-. D+! What can ya do.
See ya tomorrow.
-2:18 P.M.
Monday,
March 1, 2021
No Big Deal
Wow
it's a new month. And with the new month comes A New Color! It's
called WHITE and it's All The Rage! Nope. Not that.
Sorry. Anyway great news puttin' together Super Market
Order for Acceptance on Friday. Mmm cutting back Pasta meals to make
way for Wrap Meals &/Or Personal Non-Pasta-ish meals. Good stuff!
Halway through Part II of IV Parts of Woody Allen Docu Series. Hmm
lets crunch the numbers. THREE EIGHTHS through the docu series.
Has anyone ever considered Woody can't be this guy's real name. Is
it Totally Made Up or is it from Woodford or something Better LTURQ.
ALLEN STEWART KONIGSBERG Is His Name. Well that's just great.
Obvious Hot Take-- Woody Allen DROPPING the Stewart to sound less Jewish and
Jon Stewart ADOPTING the Stewart to sound less Jweish. I dunno
maybe either of them &/Or both had other motives. Maybe lots of
things! Trying to think off the top of my head Jon Stewart's real
name. FOr some reason I keep thinking of Fran Lebowitz.
Maybe because that WAS his last name too. Just drop the, "Fran!"
Cool. Are right wing conservatives Against
Changing Your Name. GOD NAMED YOU ALLEN STEWART AND ITS NOT PART OF
HIS PAN FOR YOU TO BE, "WOODY!" One would imagine No That's
Ridiculous How Could Anyone Hold Such An Obtuse Position. Oh,
right. Them. That's what they're known for? Hmm Seems To
Check Out. Obtuse side of a triangle. Let's think about it!
What else is going on and crap. My middle name is Adam. Am I
supposed to change my name to Michael Adams? No! How &/Or WHY is it
suddenly PLURAL. NOT ON BOARD, THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
I've never gone by Michael Adam K**Nlum in my life except for SOMETIMES on
official paperwork forms and when that happens I'm like Hmm Michael Adam
K**nblum THAT'S GOT CHARACTER. I LIKE SEEING IT WRITTEN OUT.
It's Got CHARACTER. ... OH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO. It's good
as a SOMETIMES thing. A nice sweet treat once a year or so.
Can't spoil that by making it the standard! Wouldn't be special
anymore!
Cool. I WILL accept the, "A," as part of my
initials most of the time. So there's that. What do I got
in store for lunch. For today, best two options are a Noodles + Salmon
and a 1/2 Wrap + Side. Dunno which one for lunch. MAYBE THE
NOODLES + SALMON play it safe for some reason that's playing it safe I don't
know why I don't have all the answers! Why would Woody Allen change
his name to make it suond a lot less Jewish and then HEAVILY lean into being
Jewish for most of his career? Wasn't thinking ahead, that's my guess.
Didn't Think It Through! Maybe people are on board with a Jew with
a Gentile Name. A Jewish name is a bridge too far! Also
check out my new title A Jew With a Gentile Name.
Anyway. Penultimate paragraph of Act I.
WRAP I have in store is Bacon Chicken + Brie. Haven't tried this one
yet in Entire Life! So, "Hefty," that 1/2 wrap is more appropriate
than entire wrap. According to SELF PROCLAIMED NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
from Super Market Website! Anyway Portioned My Beer such that I
have THREE Beers a day over the week before Super Market Delivery on
Friday, Not Counting the day with Vaccine Shot! I was originally
parceling it out so several of the days would be TWO. I SHOWED ME, I
SHOWED ME REAL GOOD. Well that's good, Me Is On Board With Showing
Myself Real Good. Sounds like a Net Positive for everyone who
identifies as me.
Yeah! Made LOTS of progress in Barack Obama The
Memoir: The Barack Obama Enterprise Experience. Roughly halfway
through this monstrosity. Also, re-reading how his first few months
went (as I am up to right now) I'm like OH RIGHT that stuff SORT OF
rings a bell. Seems like he was doing a DECENT job shoring up
our current economy. Not making changes to make it better and more
fair overall, but making it better the way it already was. So
whose to say whose right. Barack Obama. He's writing the
books I'm reading. He says whose right. Yeah but next I'll
read something that says its wrong. That's My Prerogative I
Guess! Seems to check out pretty good. I don't know, do I
REALLY want to commit myself to reading Another Book at some point during my
life? That sounds like too big a promise to make. Anyway
I'll be back in a little bit.
I Guess So
Watched a bit of #LockDownMarchWhatever and if only I could splice Lock
Down Docu Series with Woody Allen Docu Series. YOU KNOW by having
prisoners Make Films? I'd watch some Prison Films. Not
films about prisons-- though I'd watch those, too!-- films made by ACTIVE
PRISONERS. Plus it's good because It Teaches Them To Get Along and
also Now They Have Experience with Films for when they get out of jail.
And most importantly we've now got Prison Films. JUST WHAT WE NEED!
Anyway where was I. I had a SMALL Bite of Chicken Brie Cheese Bacon
Wrap just to see what it was like-- tried to get a bite with all ingredients
included-- and IT WAS OKAY but I can DEFINITELY, "Dig," saving that for
dinner tonight and eating Noodles + Salmon for lunch! Speaking of
Hash Tags HEY IT'S MARCH. I covered this before but I'm VERY
Excited about. February is the pits but March THAT'S WHEN SPRINGDOM
STARTS. Freakin 3 weeks away from Spring. And almost definitely
I'm gonna be able to start #WalkingAroundSpringToRemember at some point in
APRIL.
I can see myself carrying that Hashtag With Me for
Lo Those 80% of Spring Days that I would presumably be Walking Around (and
having it be a Season To Remember Significantly DUE to the Walking Around).
I love it! I was half joking a few entries ago about Just Walking
Around All Day. The more I sit with that thought the more I like it!
Only question is how can I determine a nice Walk that ends up being in a
circle. I CAN walk all the way one way and then just trace back my
steps the way back. But that's REPETITIVE. Gotta figure out a
way to Circle Around at SOME POINT at least. ...Wouldn't that
still get repetitive if I'm doing that each day? Yes but only HALF
as Reparative. I CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS BRIEFLY IN MY HEAD AND OFF THE
TOP OF MY HEAD THAT'S AN ACCURATE MATH.
Cool! Hey I wonder what kind of weather
springs we'll have over the course of my life time. Will Global
Warming just make it pretty much just Warmer each Spring? Could it
have ancillary effects that make it colder? Or something different?
Perhaps something totally unpredictable? Presumably We Gotta Enjoy
Each Spring As It Comes because it may be The Only Spring Like That We're
Getting! So ENJOY AND PARTICIPATE IN #WalkingAroundSpringToRemember.
It's now or never re: Remembering This Spring (and presumably Walking Around
to the best of your ability). Is it a thing where Wheel Chair confined
people still take, "walks?" It's good for mental health. Gets
you out of the house. Soak up them Spring Conditions. I'd do
it if I was WheelChair. That's good enough for me!
What else. What are the odds I end up in a
wheelchair over the course of my Future Life. And not counting times
where there's just an empty wheelchair somewhere and I sit in it and am like
HEY LOOK AT ME!!! I mean, will I be CONFINED to a wheelchair at
some point. I dunno. 10%? If we're including the years
where I'm Ultra Elderly. Presumably. If I make it that far.
I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS. All I know is DON'T SIT IN EMPTY
WHEEL CHAIRS-- BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT.
What else is going on and crap. 1ST VACCINE Tomorrow's Tomorrow's
TOMORROW. I call it THURSDAY, how about you? HEY THE GREEN'D
MILE Is one of MANY newly added films to HBOMax this week. I'll
watch that film! One of my favorite, "Dramatic-Themed," Films!
Wonderful. WITH JUST A TOUCH OF
WHIMSY!!! Hey this is the last paragraph of Act II! Make
some more progress with Barack: The Book: But Also Just A Crash Course Of
What Happened In Politics During Lo These Several Years. From the
perspective of President Barack Obama! He's at the center of it
more than anyone else in the world, I think he's a pretty reliable narrator.
I saw Biden came out as Pro-Union. Barack Obama beat him to it!
He was pro CIVIL Union. Now Biden is trying to one up him by being Pro
ANY Union PRESUMABLY FOR THE MOST APART ALTHOUGH I'M SURE THERE'S
SOME UNIONS HE HAS MIXED POLITICS ABOUT. I know there is FOR ME.
They're called Police Unions and They're Some Of The Worst And Most Harmful
Organizations In America. PER MY UNDERSTANDING. Well I'll
be back in a little bit.
What's The Point
Look I
can't be more than several dozen pages away from Cash4Clunkers. Anyway
I got a lot of B- options for TV Entertainment. Lockdown, Punky
Brewster, now A LOT of HBOMAX Film & Assorted Other Enterprises.
Look if you're asking me was I aware of the concept of a Punky Brewer
before this week I'd say YES but I have No Further Knowledge. Other than it
being a sitcom. I knew that much. LOOK if you told me that the
Male Lead in this current Punky Brewster is Freddy Prinz Junior I'd be like
NOPE but then I read Credits List and it is him and I'm like yeah I
guess that checks out. Also YES he's the Male LEad but he's not a
co-equal lead with Punky. He's the the Main Man but not on Punky's
Level!
Wonderful. Also LOOK is there a new SNL
castmember named Punky? Almost definitely! Better LTURQ.
Punkie Johnson. Wonder if she's got any inside line on getting J &
J vaccine. Also I keep reading people are like JOHNSON AND
JOHNSON VACCINE IS GREAT WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. My problem is it's
less good than the other ones! Maybe I'm eternally Missing Something
but from what I gather to be common knowledge information J & J is worse!
I DON'T GET IT. SOMETHING'S, "OFF," in my analysis presumably. I
Don't Get It! LOOK if we were ranking last names by Most Common In
America would Johnson come in around #7 or #8? YES That's MY HOT TAKE.
Better LTURQ. NUMBER 2?!?!?! I was underestimating Johnson
and I'm Sorry I've Learn't My Lesson I won't underestimate Johnson Again!
Unless if its their vaccine. But I feel like I'm NOT underestimating
it. I'm just going by the information Made Available To Me!
Cool. Slurpin Some Noodle Soup. I
wouldn't be surprised if it's just a Dumb America Thing that we're not
supposed to slurp soup &/OR noodles. I bet in other parts of the world
they're just like SLURP AWAY! If we can't slurp that would make THE
MAJORITY OF OUR MEALS INEDIBLE! That's My hot take!
ALSO we're allowed to CHEW FOOD? RIGHT? ...RIGHT?
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING ANYWAY. Alright maybe some #LockdownMarchWhatever
when this entry is over. I feel like I could watch that for 10-50
minutes! About 10 minutes left on one episode. That's where
THOSE Estimations Come From! It's tough reading Barack Obama Book
for the first 200 pages and then have to read the rest. Everything's
Going GREAT the first 200 Pages. THIS IS WONDERFUL I'M ON BOARD WITH
ALL THIS HISTORY. Then suddenly it's like WAIT WHAAAAAAT? I
DON'T LIKE BEING REMINDED OF THIS CRAP ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S WHAT LED TO THE
EVEN CRAPPIER CRAP THAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH PAST CRAPPY DECADE. Too
much crap for one person to handle! But if ANYONE can make it seem
less Crappy I wouldn't put it past being Why It's Only President Barack
Obama!
Penultimate paragraph. If Trumpists refuse to
say FORMER President Donald Trump then I'm gonna go with Not Saying
FORMER President Barack Obama! YA REAP WHAT YA SOW THAT'LL
LEARN YA GOOD. OH almost forgot #TalesFromTheCryptMarchWhatever.
So much good stuff to do! TV. BOOKS. Looking forward to
Health Security & Loosening of Life Restrictions. Goin' Good!
Goin' PRETTY GOOD on my end. And that doesn't even mention LUNCH
and the quality/variety of lunch ROCKETING EXPONENTIALLY once Loosening of
Life Restrictions kick in. Anyway how's that Mars Rover going.
Anyway. If Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, I think it's
safe to say NASA is clearly more into Men. Just based on their recent
track record of what they're enjoying exploring! No judgment!
Last paragraph! Look its a joke I don't think
you COULD land a Rover on Venus there's no solid ground per my
understanding. Get off my back about it Men &/OR WOMEN.
Math Question-- If I was trying to determine the least common
last name in America-- would it be a last name with ONE person using it or a
last name with ZERO people using it. I feel like zero is a level BELOW
least common. That's My Hot Take! Hey just about finishing lunch
with finishing entry. GOOD if not GREAT track record of finishing Act
III more or less as the same time of finishing Salmon + Noodle lunch.
Wonderful! I can't get enough of that synchronicity. Anyway
that'll just about do it for today. Wonderful! March! See
Ya Tomorrow!
-1:42 P.M.
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