May 6, 2021
Here Hold This
guess. Got some coffee going. Got some oranged juice going.
That's about all I have going right now! I like watching
#TheSopranosSummerSpringtime because I'm REALLY excelling at watching it
this time around. Look, I'm better at understanding the characters and
relationships between characters better, that's a given. I get better
at that stuff with every viewing of everything! But for Sopranos this
time around I am absorbing the PLOT better. In past times the
multi-episode and even multi-season arcs just didn't register with me!
Each episode's action seemed like its own individual thing. Because
I'm an idiot or something! I can't blame Phone for not paying
attention. Didn't even had FunInternetPhone first time or two around!
I'm just an idiot or something!
Maybe next time I'll uncover EVEN MORE plot. It's
certainly possible. I can't imagine it as of now-- I'm already
absorbing SO MUCH PLOT. But all things being equal I can GUESS there's
more plot to be taken in! Anyway what else is going on and crap.
Today is MAY SIXTH. Thursday! In the month of May! Yep
we covered that with, "May Sixth." Well I just wanted to make it
abundantly clear! I got nice Bens: The Deli Delivery for tonight MOST
LIKELY. Ben is a mouse that lived with what's his name. I wanna
say CLIFFORD? Oh Willard. I figured that out without
looking it up! I typed Clifford and Willard is close enough
that it came to me just by typing Clifford! Also mice and rats
are disgusting. I wouldn't be friend with a mouse if my life
dependended on it. Maybe I'd TRY to be friends with the mouse if my
life dependended on it. Really pot committed to Living and I'd want to
continue that by all means necessary. I think I'd FAIL though.
Just can't do it! We have nothing in common in addition to the mouse
being disgusting! Oh well There Goes My Life.
Such is life. Do cats really eat mice.
That's not an appealing look for a cat. Ripping a mouse to shreds.
Look I don't like mice as much as the next guy but this cat has got to play
by society's rules. Can't go ripping animals to shreds no matter how
disgusting they are. There's gotta be a better alternative to ripping
mouse to shreds in terms of getting it out of my immediate vicinity.
Also it's a Sin to de-claw your pet cats. Hows the cat gonna claw a
mouse to shreds now? Not gonna happen! Totally useless cat now.
Now mice are gonna walk all over your cat and your cat can't do a damn thing
about it. Why do you want Mice to walk all over your Cat? Whose
side are you on anyway? Also, do Dogs &/V Cats KNOW that dogs are
higher up on our imaginary hierarchy of House Animals? Doesn't seem
right that society would deem dogs are above cats in the first place but WE
know that's the case however unfair it is. I'm wondering if THEY know,
Cool! Gotta imagine Helper Monkeys are above
Dogs. Whose gonna Help the Helper Monkey. Hmm. A
disabled person needs a helper monkey to live, great-- but someone needs to
take care of the helper monkey! Unless helper monkey has been trained
to feed itself somehow and whatnot. I guess you can train a Helper
Monkey to Help Itself. Well, YOU can't. I can't.
But whoever is training Helper Monkeys in the first place can probably do
it. Anyway. What's the consensus on people shaving if they wear
masks outside of the house 100% of the time. I'm asking because I now
can shave myself with Hair Cut Apparatus. It takes maybe half a
minute. With an extra 5 minutes in terms of setting it up and cleaning
up and putting it back for safe keeping. And I KNOW how to do it.
So basically I WANT to have fun shaving again but I feel I don't need to
with mask on all the time.
Great, just great. Figure I'll cut hair with
Father's Help every 2, 2.5 months? Seems reasonable. Maybe 3!
I don't know how this hair is gonna grow out we'll have to wait and see!
I think it's been 3 or so weeks since haircut. Less than four weeks.
Maybe JUST SLIGHTLY less than four weeks that we're supposed to round it to
four weeks? I don't have all the details in front of me. I
dunno let's just say three weeks okay get off my back about it.
What if your helper monkey becomes self aware and decides to go rogue.
He realizes he's in service for you as his whole purpose and decides he
wants better for himself. It could happen and it WILL happen.
I think this is how Planet of the Apes Starts. Except they're
apes. This is a monkey. Maybe we can have Helper Apes I don't
know and I don't want to know! Kinda do wanna know. Better
LTURQ. I feel like a chimpanzee can help us. Better
LTURQ. NOT SEEING ANYTHING RE: HELPER APES.
While looking at details of Helper Monkey the first
thing they said was He Can Microwave Things. That's the main priority
I guess. Using the microwave. I'm not gonna argue,
microwaving stuff is important, I can see that. Also SO NOW THE MONKEY
IS BEING EXPOSED TO RADIATION. This is REALLY how Planet Of The Apes
Starts. It's like a cross between Godzilla and planet of the apes.
Apes get super smart because of radiation. Prove me wrong! It
can happen! It WILL happen. Either in real life or in future
fictional adaptations to this story. We're talkin probably STEAK
for tonight and again sometime the next day. It's DELICIOUS and
NOT TOTALLY UNREASONABLY EXTRAVAGANT. There's a
#TalesFromTheCryptSummerSPringtime where a lady feeds a dog a steak.
So based on this information I feel like I'm not being a jerk by eating
steak. Dogs eat it! In fiction! And the premise is that
she's overindulging the dog! So I can eat it. That's also
why I feel its in my right to have a Siamese miniature twin brother who
grows out of my hand and we do ventriloquism acts together. If
that's how I wanna spend my life GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
Plenty Of Titles Left
guess. Time for Act II! What kinda fun do we have in store for
ourselves. Coffee II plus Same Glass Of Oranged Juice But Part II Of
Glass. The great news is I'm into the 150's Of Pounds according to my
proven-inaccurate scale. Good enough for me! How do we
know that every other scale in the world is inaccurate and this one is the
right one? We don't know! Also I bet if we got together a
hundred scales, Oh I Don't Know THIRTEEN SCALES would have me at even less
poundage than this one? You gotta look at the bright side of things.
Well, not too bright. That could hurt your eyes. Better to look
at the dark side of things. Safer. Also, more character.
Because of shadows and whatnot. Let's gladly look at the dark side of
Anyway. Taking a Bath &/V Shower when this Act is
over. Probably. That's my impression. Into my Third The
Descendants Album. I like it! Time for a break, though! I
dunno what to listen to! Maybe another WIRE album I don't have all the
details in front of me. Also I'm gonna be totally upfront and honest--
I'm considering getting FREEDOM FRIES as a side for my Double Dinner of
Steak. Why not! Treat myself! Eat A DOZEN or so Frenched
Fries as opposed to half a baked potato. Presumably I'll still be in
the 150's of pounds thanks to Faulty Scale anyway! Does the scale
recognize Itself when taking weight. Hmm that's a real
Philosophy-Think-Em-Up-Brain-Teaser. NO it isn't. It doesn't.
We'd be aware of it if it did. Then again how do we know FOR
SURE. We don't! We've just been GUESSING scale doesn't
include scale in weight assessment! Hmm at this rate I might
solidly be in the 158'S of pounds. Today just keeps getting
better and better!
Cool. Also if we took Scale to Moon would it give
accurate weight assessment or would it still be attuned to Earth weight
assessment. Hmm that's an interesting question to ask a scientist.
Next time I see a scientist I'm bombarding him with Home Person Scale Weight
Assessment Questions. I like peeing before checking my weight.
You pee for a good 10-15 seconds you get the sense ya know what if I had
a nice carafe of this urine it'd really be relatively heavy. Scale
might hopefully be giving me some good news in a second because of this!
Anyway I've talked about all this before. Except for hoping I'd be in
the 158's of pounds if scale counts scale. That's brand new because it
specifically refers to my accurate weight on inaccurate scale being 159.5.
I've been that weight a dozen times IN TRANSITION but I don't think I've
ever referred to that exact weight on Website before. If I did I AM
SORRY I FUCKED UP BAD!
Cool. What else is going on in the wide world of
sports. I wonder if they touch on whether Tony Soprano dies at end of
The Sopranos in Prequel Film at all. Maybe there's a scene where he
sees a fortune teller and the fortune teller is like there will be a time
in THIRTY OR FOURTY YEARS, DEPENDING ON WHICH UNEQUAL TIME LINES WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT, where you're at a diner with our family and you're listening
to Jukebox and ANYWAY YOU DON'T DIE THAT NIGHT. Man
oh man would that scene get people talking! HOWEVER we don't know if
this fortune teller is telling the truth. Pretty prescient that the
fortune teller knows about this Diner Night. But she could have her
specifics confused re: Him Dying or Not Dying that night. Last entry I
used the word Forty and spelled it Fourty and then when I was
done and doing spell check, spell check corrected me and said it's spelled
Forty and I was like YA KNOW WHAT FUCK IT. I'M STICKING WITH
FOURTY FOR SOME REASON!!! I don't have a good excuse. But anyway
it just came up again and AGAIN I'm sticking with, "Fourty!"
Wonderful. I wonder if watching Prequel Movie
there will be aspects of it that makes us watch Original The Sopranos Series
To Remember differently. Whole new contexts we don't even know about
that aren't just Stand Alone Contexts but make us return to the series
seeing things in a whole new light! That sounds WONDERFUL AND
EXCITING but also TERRIFYING AND UPSETTING. I told you I'm doing
better this time around re: Watching The Sopranos Well. Now you're
telling me I've STILL been Way Off? C'mon! I just can't win with
you people! You Sopranoes People! Anyway what else is going
on and crap. Got delicious Barbacoa Burrito Bowl for lunch in a
little bit. Barbacoa is Chipotle for Meat.
Probably should be calling it a Freedom Burrito Bowl. Damn Chipotle
Speaking Countries Now who don't like our freedom. What is everyone's
problem with our freedom!?!
Anyway. Last Act I had a bonus paragraph.
Gonna go for it again this act! Can't take a shower yet anyway.
Dad is taking a walk. And I'm listening for Delivery Door Bell.
It's not Delivery It's HBO. Anyway. Hmm do I pour Chipotle
Burrito Bowl out onto a plate so I can EVENLY microwave it as opposed to
just the top getting microwaved? I dunno! Another thing in that
option's favor is they have some ingredients (I'm looking at YOU Pinto
Beans!) all on the bottom. The ingredients are divided evenly!
Totally sequestered! Putting it on plate not only ensures its
microwaved evenly BUT ALSO that I can more easily have forkfuls with
multiple ingredients more better! Huh. Hey bonus
paragraph! Never said it would be an ENTERTAINING bonus paragraph!
Jokes on you! So it WAS joking after all. Huh. I'll be back
in a little bit.
Now That I've Got You
Hey! Got lunch going on. Freedom Meat Burrito Bowl. Very
hungry for liquids right now! It's kind of like being thirsty, because
I want to consume beverages, but it's coming from a Hungry For Food place in
my belly. Either way I'm drinking a lot of soda and its getting better
over time. Maybe I'm just hungry and threes some misfiring in my brain
or something. I don't have all the details in front of me.
Anyway went back to some YoLo Tango. Good stuff! All that
proto-Pop Punk was STARTING to make me feel like my family wasn't safe.
I was just starting to get that inkling so I decided to change things up.
Anyway what else is going on. GREAT NEWS my Family is
getting Amazon Fresh and there's a handful of things from them
regular Super Market Delivery doesn't have. We're talking
TOOTSIED POPS. We're talking POP.. TARTS: SMORE EDITION WHY IT'S ONLY
THE BEST FLAVOR OUT THERE. We're talkin Fiber One Cookies.
Nothin' to do with, "Pop," in their name. Still though looking forward
to them. Oatmeal Raisin! I haven't had a nice Oatmeal Raisin
cookie in a long time! Seems like a big oversight! Whose
oversight would that be. God I guess. God forgot to give me
an Oatmeal Raisin cookie in the last 14-18 months. Oh well that's
life I guess. I'm sure God has his reasons. Maybe he
doesn't. I don't have all the details in front of me!
Cool. We're talkin a 2 parter Steak Dinner.
We're talkin' a Chickened Pot Pie. God is Good! That's what
Muslims say. Which is odd because it's most interesting in English on
account of the words being practically similar! In Muslim (Arabic?)
the words probably are way off. Allah Ackbah off the top of my
head. Better LTURQ. Akbar. Upon further introspection
THOSE WORDS are pretty similar, too! Hmm whats that all about.
The Arabic words aren't that similar. Nah I guess not.
Also yes Arabic is the language involved in that there phrase. Also
GOD IS GOOD? Sounds like you're underselling God a little bit.
I'd hope that if you believe in God you feel that he's at least SLIGHTLY
better than GOOD. That's my hot take. Google said
Allah Akbar means, "God Is Most Great." I dunno I feel like it means,
"God is good." And that's a hill I'M WILLING TO DIE ON.
Uh oh no I'm not. Was worried for a second
someone would take me up on that and make me die on some hill for some
nonsense I KNOW is wrong. Technically I can end this entry any
time I want. Because of Bonus Paragraphs in previous Acts I am already
at the standard 15 paragraphs. Gonna keep going, though! Dunno
how long but presumably no more than 6 paragraphs for this act. Just
finished lunch. Think I'll stop entry after this paragraph.
Because I like to MIX THINGS UP. Anyway in the mean time lets have a
fireside chat. Hey you by side of fire. Hey when I smoked
cigarettes and people would ask me either for a cigarette & a light or just
a light I would HAND THEM MY LIGHTER. Some people, MOST PEOPLE,
standardly are like GREAT LEMME LIGHT IT FOR YOU. Keep that
cigarette in your mouth and my hand will reach it and set the cigarette on
fire! NOT ME. I don't invade people's space! That's
TOO INTIMATE for me and I don't feel comfortable with it! Hand them
the lighter and let me do it themselves.
Also IT'S A SIGN OF RESPECT. Here ya go, I
trust you to be able to figure out how this works on your own. Not too
complicated. Push down here with your thumb and whatnot, you've seen
this on TV, you can figure it out! I HAVE COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAITH IN
YOU. Anyway I feel more comfortable writing 5 paragraphs this Act.
So here we are! I feel like I'm starting to form impressions on the
majority of bands and/V musical acts I've first listened to in the past
month that will last me a lifetime! This is just the BEGINNING of me
having thoughts &/or opinions &/or observations on Yo La Tengo but
what I've already got is a relatively substantial impression that will
solidly last me however long it takes to form more COMPLICATED and INTENSIVE
and INSIGHTFUL thoughts, opinions, and/V observations! WONDERFUL.
MIGHT AS WELL WRITE SIXTH PARAGRAPH FOR ACT III.
Why am I yelling at myself? Doesn't seem very
respectful at all. Also all things being equal I like myself.
Leave myself alone! I think there should come a time and place
where I eat two candy bars for meals. I dunno WHICH candy bars.
Presumably NOT ONES WITH NUTS. I can tolerate a Snickers but I'd
PREFER NUTLESS. Nutless isn't a word? I dunno sounds like a
word to me. Maybe a Coco Nut. If I've gotta have nuts, I'd
enjoy a coco nut, as opposed to tolerating most other kinds of nuts.
Hey great the entry is over. I'll be back tomorrow!
May 5, 2021
Let's All Take A Breath
In fact lets take Breaths over and over again. One breath just isn't
gonna cut it re: Staying Alive. Hey I had a wonderful
non-Breakfast-Liquid Breakfast today. In addition to the Breakfast
Liquids (Coffee &/V Oranged Juice) I had a Pip Tart! No real gunny
way of saying a word instead of, "Pop," in, "Pop Tart." Poop Tart
doesn't ring out. Pip is just dumb. Prep Tart? I dunno
what that means! I'm never gonna make it in Open Mic Comedy if I
can't replace the word, "Pop," in, "Pop Tart," with a similar sounding word
for some reason no one is really sure of. Also I'm never gonna
make it in Open Mic Comedy WITHOUT that qualifier. Just plain
never gonna make it! Oh no I was hoping that'd be My Next Thing.
It could still be my next thing. I'd just be bad at it and no one
would want to be my friends :-(.
Anyway. Had delicious Potato & Egg Hero last night!
Half of it, anyway! And ya know what? It was delicious! I
was pleasantly relatively surprised that it was a relatively pleasant
experience all in all. Got PIZZA for upcoming meal, part II of Hero
(paired with something??) and a Chipotle Burrito Bowl Enterprise.
Maybe pizza for lunch. I've narrowed it down to maybe I dunno
got several options why commit now best to keep options open. I
got pizza with GARLIC. That's hardly a topping at all! Garlic is
practically zero calories! Better LTURQ! YEP practically zero.
So basically assuming the zero calorie garlic rubs off on the pizza I'm
looking at a Zero Calorie Lunch. That's how garlic works!
Probably gonna put pizza in MICROWAVE. I can do MICROWAVE or OVEN or
even EAT IT COLD or Perhaps ROOM TEMPERATURE or maybe JAM IT INTO THE
TOASTER. I could think of unlimited more options but these are the
most likely one. It's unlimited! For example lets say I take
the pizza out of the fridge, fold it into a magazine, sink that to the
bottom of a swimming pool for 3 months, and then retrieve and eat it.
That's just one of Infinity things I might do with pizza.
Cool! Pizza magazine won't sink to bottom of
swimming pool. Gonna float at the top. Not if I connect it
to some anvil or something. That shut 'em up. Also I came
to the conclusion last night before ordering food that oh right Potato
Egg Hero from Italian Restaurant probably has Tomatoish Sauce on it.
Better specifically say not to include that. And I did! And
they didn't! And it all worked out in the end is the point I'm trying
to make. I may have to PAIR half hero with something else! Last
night wasn't very hungry so half hero was enough. This time around?
I DUNNO. My MOTHER got Bakedish Manicotti and left some over and we
AGREED I may have a bit to pair with Half Hero. That's still on the
table! Well it's in the fridge now! It's on a table in the
fridge! Fridge has multiple level surfaces so we can fit as much as
possible into it! Level Surfaces are Tables!
Cool. Was walking by Mailwoman during recent walk
and she said hello and I said Good Morning. Then I started doing
calculations in my head as to whether it was probably past 12:00 or not
(upon later introspection I determined it to be around 12:00, 12:02.)
So now I'm in my head whether I did the right thing. I feel Good
Morning is still REASONABLE at just barely after noon. I don't think
she's gonna be judging me too harshly. Good afternoon is obviously
DEFINITELY reasonable. Because it's correct. I dunno. Even
if it was 11:30, to me that's afternoon. I know it's not after noon
but it feels like An Afternoon Time. We've discussed this
before. But the main point is she's judging me for thinking its
morning off the top of my head? WHERE DOES SHE GET THE NERVE.
Anyway. I shouldn't be talking to people anyway.
Not safe! Anyway what else is going on. Today is 5th Of May!
Who celebrates Cinco De Mayo exactly. Off the top of my head it's
probably specifically one Latin Country as opposed to all of them. And
maybe it spread to all of them but I think it originated with one.
That wasn't Spain hundreds of years ago. Better LTURQ.
Celebrated Mexico's defeat of France in 1862. Odd that even in
America we celebrate a date of Mexico's Defeat of France in 1862 and do NOT
know the history of the date we're supposed to be Remembering And
Celebrating At all. Seems like the holiday is a FAILURE. It was
supposed to GUARANTEE we'd remember and NOPE NONE OF US KNOW IT. I
didn't even know Mexico had a problem with France! Now I do!
Better LTURQ for further research now I'm interested! Eh started
reading and I quickly became Uninterested. Either way though
MEXICO WIPED THE FLOOR WITH FRANCE keep it in mind for the rest of the day!
What Am I Saying
Hey! Listening to The U2's. Another band where most songs sound
like most other songs. Per my current impression! Anyway not
Appreciating it OR Getting What I'm Supposed To Get Out Of It BUT I am
enjoying it to some extent! That's gotta be worth somethin' I guess.
Anyway right now looks like I will have COLD PIZZA for lunch today IN
ROUGHLY AN HOUR FOURTY FIVE MINUTES OR SO. I can't wait!
I had some Garlic Bread to tide me over. Delicious! I'd eat
garlic bread all day long if I had to! Well if I HAD TO that's not
really an endorsement of any kind. I HAVE TO. OF COURSE I would
do something I have to do. But the point is All Things Being Equal
I WOULD VOLUNTARILY eat garlic bread all day long. All things being
equal WHAT'S THE DEAL with that phrase. All things are either
ALWAYS equal or all things are NEVER going to be equal.
Depending upon which philosophy you ascribe to that day. And also why
does All Things Being Equal always speak to the positivity of the thing that
it precedes. All things being equal This Thing Will Happen.
WRONG. I think All Things Being Equal Whatever I'm Saying Will NOT
That makes sense to me. Solid 25, 30% chance
it makes sense to you! Gotta come up with the next thing to listen to.
How about some SPANISH SPEAKING band in celebration of May Of Fifth.
Hmm off the top of my head PITBULL? I dunno about any of this.
I speak English I feel like I' be a, "Race Traitor," if I listen to Spanish
music. What The Hell. I saw Donald Trump is gonna have a
Social Media Network. That's all I know. I read the headline,
Donald Trump Is Gonna Have Some Sort of Social Media Network and that's
all I got. Sounds scary! These people are going to be
radicalized and it'll be a Scary! Or maybe it will be a huge flop and
be a Funny. Either way gotta imagine they won't tolerate Race Traitors
like me! FINE! I'm HAPPY. I Don't need them anyway!
Cool. Also I just looked it up and apparently
Donald Trump's social media platform is just a blog. Hmm go figure.
Sounds like a Funny Huge Flop to me ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL AS OF NOW.
Also I can EASILY be wrong but I read lots of Trump Tweets back in the day
and it was VERY RARE if EVER that he would write Tweet Threads. Now
he's writing a blog? I don't see it! He could easily have
written his fair share of Threaded Tweets and I just don't remember.
All things being equal I Don't Really Care That Much. Maybe I can
listen PEARL JAM next. If not me, WHO! If not next, WHEN!
If not Pearl Jam, SOMETHING ELSE. The point is whatever Donald Trump
Social Media Enterprise becomes I assume it will be first and foremost some
kind of scam. Presumably a short term money scam to milk the users.
Or maybe a slightly more complicated mid or long term scam. Probably the
short term scam! All things being equal that's what I'd expect!
Milk the users. BILK the users. I feel like if Bilk is a word
this is presumably a good guess for where its used. NOPE Bilk is
ALMOST the right word but it's ALSO ALMOST the EXACT OPPOSITE word.
Let's stick with Milk All Things Being Equal!
Anyway. It could be a Radicalizing Scam and not
Money Scam. Or most likely a combination between Radicalizing Scam and
Money Scam. The point is what else is going on all things being equal.
Probably whatever else is going on even if all things were unequal. Or
if some things were equal and other things were unequal. TERRIBLE
NEWS the WIRE connecting my HeadPhones to my PhonePhone has gotten twisted a
lot over the last 2 weeks and NOW it shorted out for a few seconds before
coming back in for the rest of my walk. We're talkin the volume
decreased by half suddenly with some distortion before coming back to
regular. I can't deal with that! And wireless headphones aren't
in the cards until I fight AND DEFEAT Bathroom Mold Experience.
Something's gotta give. Maybe the thing that will give is I fight
AND DEFEAT bathroom mold experience. If not how, when. If not
that, who. If not now, huh?
Last paragraph of Act II! I love it! I'm
going to be honest I had two small bites of pizza last night. We're
talkin I had a bite of crust of one, and then I bit off the tip of regular
part of pizza for the other. I don't know WHY. I guess I'm OUT
OF CONTROL. At least I knew it would ultimately be my pizza. I
was sure of it! If I thought someone else might be having that pizza I
wouldn't have done it! That's where I draw the line! Also I'm
gonna be honest I soaked up the pizza grease with paper towel last night!
Why wouldn't I be honest about that! It's pretty standard and doesn't
reflect badly on me at all! Some people ONLY eat the grease on
pizza. Dunno best way of consuming that. Eat paper towel
after its been soaked? Lick pizza over and over again until you've
gotten all the grease and none of the pizza? Somehow squeeze the
grease into some cup and drink it? I don't have all the answers.
Anyway I'll be back!
I'll Need To Think On That
Hey! I got lunch going on It's Called Cold Pizza. Delicious!
Maybe a step or two below Delicious! But solidly GOOD all things being
equal. Listened to a The Descendents Album! They're pretty good!
Not a lot of roles for ROBERT ILER these days. Maybe there are.
Better LTURQ. I just went to google to look up if there are any
roles for ROBERT ILER these days and then was like wait I don't really
think I care that much. OH WELL at this point better LTURQ just to put
my mind at ease. NOPE NOTHIN'. Maybe that's how he likes it.
Good for him! Also he's 3 years older than me. What the Hell.
Maybe I am the same age as AJ but this guy was just playing a kid three
years younger then him? I FEEL SCAMMED AND RIPPED OFF. Of COURSE
the actor is gonna show remarkable insight and quality playing someone
YOUNGER then them. They already was that age a long time ago!
No fair! Then again, at 32 years old as I am, I feel like I could
CURRENTLY play a 15 year old and I am 100% available to do that if anyone
Anyway. Man pizza takes a long time to eat.
I'm impressed! Good. Then again it probably means this pizza
is bigger than your standard pizza and thus more calories. Still
though I'm impressed by the high quality taste not just the size!
Probably gonna have Potato Egg Hero Part II for dinner. Chipotle for
tomorrow! WAIT A SECOND JAMES GANDOLFINI WAS 43 WHEN TONY
SOPRANO WAS 40?!?!? THIS GRIFT HAS GONE TOTALLY UNDETECTED.
The point is 15 was a joke, but if I'M playing someone 3 years younger than
I am in My Real Life that'd be 29. Do I think I could play 29 year old
with Insight? I dunno I guess. What was I up to when I was 29.
2018. Open mics I think! Musicstyle! I can play that
easily. I already did it. When I was 29. No particular
gained insight or anything but I definitely DID play a 29 year old for a
solid year of my life.
Cool! HeadPhones shorting out may have been a
result of Rain Today and not Wire Getting Twisted. There was Rain
Today. Still is! Even more than earlier! Gonna have to
start a new mask! Normally use 1 mask perday! This mask got too
wet! Gotta start another one! Just like I said! I feel
like I enjoyed The Some Descendants but was too focused on Can't Waiting Til
Walk Is Over So I Would Stop Getting Wet. Next album I can hopefully
enjoy in Sunshine. Probably gonna still be raining tonight.
Better LTURQ. Looks like it will be raining during NEXT walk and MAYBE
during final walk. I've given myself a lot to think about. I
forget what but it had something to do with rain.
Cool! It's POPULAR PUNK. You
know that sort of thing. Apparently upon further introspection all
these lists of best bands and albums and what not, they all have Pavement as
best Indie Rock band of the 1990's. I LISTENED TO THEM IN HIGHS
SCHOOL. We're talking THREE ALBUMS I KNEW HALFWAY BACK AND FORTH.
The point is I deserve some sort of medal or award or a Prize of SOME KIND.
My present is not listening to them this time around. Already
listened to them! I'll work my way around to listening to bands I
already listened to! I got nothin' better to do! 'm also
operating under the presumption that Jamie Lynn Sigler is 3 years older than
her character. But I was already operating under that assumption.
Probably read it somewhere. It's an assumption based on prior
information which confirms that impression. Better LTURQ to make
sure. YEP HER TOO. Edie Falco how old is that lady.
About right. I forget what I was talking about.
Last paragraph! Wonderful. Feel like
watching some #TalesFromTheCryptSummerSpringtime when this is over. I
get a kick out of those! Maybe watch the one with a SCARECROW.
Maybe watch the one about TREE CHOPPERS. You kn... LUMBER JACKS
that's what they're called. They Jack (Chop) Trees and turn the
results (Jacking) into Lumber. Also in Tales From The Crypt Opening
Introduction Sequence there's a part for 3-5 seconds when you hear voices
whispering indistinctly and I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THEY WERE WHISTLING.
It's SOMETHING. I can HEAR IT. But I can't make it out!
Oh well what can ya do. Put this out there. Raise
awareness for this. That's step one. Get people talking and then
maybe some sort of answer will come to address this growing need for Whisper
Distinctions. Well, great, just great. I'll be back
May 4, 2021
You're Way Out Of Line
Cool! Another day, another entry. I've already accomplished so
much. Why it's only I Listened to a Cheap Trick Album on Walk #1.
My thoughts? FINE I GUESS. Gotta mix things up is the
point. Also now Classic Rock is cemented as its own unique
phrase, but when it started, was it just people going man the rock from
10 or 15 years ago was CLASSIC. CLASSIC ROCK! Upon
further introspection this bit makes no sense. Of course that's
what people thought. That's how words work! It's just that the,
"Classic," has taken on a life of its own in this phrase! Anyway next
is Nick Drake Album #2: The Album That's Actually #3 Chronologically.
Hmm strange Album Title but ya know what in this specific circumstance
seems VERY PRESCIENT. Well done to him!
Jeez. Pizza tonight! Lunch this afternoon!
Dunno what yet! Either Home Meated Loaf or some sort of Food Delivery.
I think Home Meat Loaf is the way to go. I hardly have to pay any
Delivery Fees or Driver's Tips at all. I might give myself a quarter
for microwaving it but in the end that all evens out. What made me
think of Cheap Trick last night. I don't have all the details in
front of me. Suffice to say somehow it occurred to me for some reason.
It was OKAY. I didn't feel the need to stop listening to it after
I already started! However I didn't really appreciate it too much.
Maybe 25, 30% appreciated. And did I get what I was supposed to get
out of it? The answer is no. Also not a single song I would have
identified. Off the top of my head I'm sure I've heard 3 or 4 IN MY
LIFE in the background somewhere. But there wasn't a song I was like
oh right this song. Maybe, "Dream Police." Definitely heard
the phrase before. Heard REFERENCES to this title.
That's halfway there I guess.
Anyway. Whatta TV Series to binge watch after
#TheSopranosSummerSpringtime. Too soon to start The Wire again.
HOWEVER later today I may listen to Wire: The British Band Enterprise again.
Different thing! As far as I know. Maybe in the end it turns out
they're related. Wire and The Wire turn out to be in the same
cinematic universe. Oh, right. Reality. They are in the
same universe. It's called Our Universe. Yep that all seems
to check out upon further introspection. Today is May 4th. If
someone says May the Fourth be with you to me I'm gonna blow my top.
Luckily I only talk to my parents. My Dad might say it. I guess
there's a 25, 30% chance he'd say it. It's definitely the kind of
thing he'd be interested in saying, but most likely it won't occur to him.
Also this counts as Me Saying It To Myself. OH NO MY TOP IS
Yeah! It all comes out in the wash.
I'm trying to think if I ever did laundry for myself. I definitely have a
sense memory of being in Dorm Laundry Room half a dozen times at NYU.
but I might have just been there for various other reasons. Can't
think of a good reason I'd be there. OH maybe there was like a
Vending Machine Machine where you put in money and get back quarters.
That's a good, interesting guess off the top of my head. Maybe I
was up to no good. That doesn't sound like me. I'm usually
up to good or at the very least neutral. Maybe it was just regular
Vending Machine Machine where they gave you candy or soda in exchange for
currency and it happened to be located in Laundry Dorm Room. Lots
of good reasons and one bad reason which is that I was up to no good.
No Good Reason!
Wonderful. OR maybe I just did my laundry a
couple of times. It's POSSIBLE. Maybe 25, 30% chance.
Actually I think it's closer to 40, 45%. It's just that there's a
REOCCURRING JOKE where I'm saying 25, 30% for things this entry.
Hilarious! I can't stop laughing. It didn't just Occur once.
It is RE-OCCURRING. I'm happy with that as opposed to
Recurring in this context. That would FIT too, but I prefer
Reoccurring for this one, get off my back about it. Also I had Laundry
DONE when I was in NYU. It's Called I came home once or twice a month
for a weekend and my Mom did it. Get off my back about it! THE
METS FIRED THEIR HITTING COACH. Look these hitters who you're saying
need coaching are in Major League Baseball. At this point they should
know how to hit better than whoever these dumb hitting coaches are.
Wow nice insight-em-up to end the Act I. Yeah! I'll be
Hey Break It Up
Hey what's up. Got lunch planned for Oh I Don't Know 2 hours from now.
Chipotle! I like mixing things up and Chipotle is just the Mix Up my
life needs for lunch today! Running low on soda. Not Low PERSAY.
Also lemme be 100% upfront with you, "Persay," should be a word and not
have a space between the, "Per," and the, "Say." Also re: Soda
Reserves I can make it last 2.5 days until I Re-Up but I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT
IT. If I had 1 bonus 2 liter bottle compared to what I have my life
would be a lot easier and more pleasant. That's just me being 100%
upfront with you. How is, "Upfront," a word and not, "Persay."
It's a crazy world we live in.
Yeah! Really tweaking the preset presets on
my Guitar Amplification System (GAS) so that the NAMES are names I'm on
board with and that 2/3rds of them are SOUNDS I'm on board with. Good
stuff! Now all I need to do is think of a real solid chord progression
or RIFF or BASSLINE and we're off and running! Is a Bassline just a
riff with bass. I don't have all the details in front of me.
Maybe a riff is just a bassline with treble. Again I don't have all
the details in front of me. I hardly have any details infront of me.
In my immediate viewline is my computer, a note book, my 8 track, coffee,
glass of water. Mouse. Computer Mouse. Not any other kin
of mouse. Couple of pencils. NOPE NO DETAILS.
Really should look into Accumulating Some Details so I'll Know What I'm
Talking About in future entries.
Cool. Today is a real Mix-Em-Up Day!
Why there's having LUNCH which is a MixEmUp for some reason I forget.
There's starting the process of getting some details in front of me!
Conception is 90% of the work. 90% conceptualization, 8% follow
through, 2% Reassessment. That's MY process. What's a good Music
to listen to POST Nick Drake. HMM the question is Just how
much do I wanna mix-em-up. Not gonna stick with singer
songerwriter folk whatever. CLASSIC ROCK? I dunno I wasn't 100%
happy with The Cheapest Trick. Oh hey another WIRE album is highly
acclaimed PERHAPS MORE SO than the first one I listened to. That
sounds like a Blast & A Half. Which is my new band which apparently
sounds like WIRE. Or, MORE ACCURATELY, my new band sounds like Me
Listening To Wire. It's the listening that's a blast and a half.
Hmm given myself a lot to think about.
Anyway. I had a dream a few nights ago where I
either got a new keyboard (Music Type) or fixed one of my current 2 ones
that don't work in real life. It was a blast and a half! Hmm
probably should do that in real life. I think I've been SHY to do
it because in my mind I just recently got my last one. But upon
further introspection what I felt was recent was ELEVEN YEARS AGO.
We're talkin' 2010! It's WELL WITHIN MY RIGHTS to purchase a brand new
wonderful musical keyboard enterprise. NO one's gonna argue with that!
Hey I can LTURQ in terms of Nice Ones To Buy. Find one that has
new FEATURES and DETAILS compared to my last one! This is gonna be a
blast and 2 fifths! Eh I'll get around to it later. STILL
THOUGH I've given myself a lot to think about.
Hey get to take a Bath &/V Shower break when this
Act is done. Then Walking Break. Then Ordering Lunch Break.
Then eating Lunch while writing Act III Break. The point is upon
further introspection Everything I Do Is A Break even the things I Thought I
was Doing Which I THOUGHT Necessitated Breaks Around Them. I'm no
Keyboard Snob but I draw the line at having a keyboard with BOTH white keys
AND black keys. That's the minimum of what I'm comfortable getting is
the point I'm trying to make. Hmm keyboard design where normally
white keys are black and normally black keys are white. I'm
getting EXCITED just thinking about it! It'd be a real Mix-Em-Up I
think people would get a kick out of. Hmm better Mail This Idea To
Myself so I have legal copyright rights to this premise should it ever be
enacted. Anyway I'll be back later.
Don't Make Me Come Down There
Hey I got delicious lunch going on. So far, so good! I
anticipate the rest of the lunch will be Just About As Good. It'll
get SLIGHTLY COOLER over time but that's to be expected. The big
question at this point, and it's a small question but relatively big in the
greater context of things, is what kind of pasta to get with my Veal
Parmesan. I could go through the list of half dozen possible pastas
that don't cost Bonus but I think we'd both agree that's relatively
pointless. I WILL say that right now I'm leaning towards Linguini or
Rigatoni. That's all I feel comfortable saying for now! It's
called, "Linguini," because it has to do with Language. That's a
goof-em-up but Let's Be Honest it at least has WAY MORE to do with language
than your standard spaghetti.
Cool! Still don't know what to listen to
after #NickDrakeSummerSpringtimeToRemember. I've narrowed it down to
HEY That Reminds Me To Continue
#MarvelFalcon&/VWinterSoldierSummerSpringTimeToRemember. And that
reminds me I still need to narrow down what next music I will listen to
is. If I was gonna go with a Classic Rock Musical Act To Remember,
what would be a GOOD choice. Not just a so-so choice like The Cheapest
Tricks were. I feel like I like AC/DC and there's plenty of AC/DC I
haven't heard and that's certainly one way to go with my Immediate Future
Life. I mean when you think Classic Rock you think Led Zeppelin and
I'm all about Led Zeppelin but I don't think there's a non-live album I
haven't heard. Also when you think Classic Rock you think Marvel
Summer Weekend Soldier To Remember.
Anyway. What's the consensus of how much cheese
of Parmesan Platters we should eat. Obviously we have to eat some
cheese. That's why it's a Parmesan Platter. But I think if we
eat all the cheese that's too much cheese. That's not great, either!
I think anywhere between 1/3 the cheese and 2/3 the cheese is fair game and
what we should all be aiming for if we want to excel at eating Parmesan
Platters to the best of our abilities. Sure it's a sin to waste food
but its also a sin to eat too much food. So you really have to pick
the lesser of too evils. Hmm good insight em up. It is a sin
to waste food but it is ALSO a sin to gorge on too much food.
We've been dealt an unwinnable hand! Unless you save food for
another time. But then you're just a CHUMP.
Penultimate paragraph. You're the OPPOSITE
of a chump with saving food. You SEEM like a chump to other
REGULAR people but all things told you're coming out on top while everyone
else is, "Chumping," It Up! Anyway I lost track of what I was talking
about. Looking forward to doing Spell Check and having them correct
all my attempts to spell Parmesan. Also there's two ways to
spell it. I feel like there's one accurate way to spell it and one
well most people spell it this way might as well formalize it and such
way to spell it. Or maybe there's one English way and one Italian way.
We have no way of knowing as of this moment.
In my head Parmesan was the colloquial way to
spell it and Parmigiana was the right way to spell it. Upon
further Introspection Parmesan is English and Parmigiana is Italian.
See ya learn something new every day. GREAT I just blew the one
thing I'm gonna learn today on Parmesan/Parmigiana? THINK OF
ALL THE GREATER THINGS I COULD HAVE LEARNT. Whatta monumental let
down! Also getting pizza for a separate meal. WHAT KIDNA TOPPING
WE LOOKIN AT. Don't want anything that'll overpower the pizza.
This is first regular pizza in over a year I just want REGULAR PIZZA.
But maybe GARLIC or something on top of it I dunno! No MEATS then I'm
just eating meat with pizza under it. Just want some regular pizza
maybe some garlic I don't know! Hey entry is over. I'll be back
May 3, 2021
Wonderful Entry Title Part I
Hey! Started listening to a new band. Why it's only WIRE.
I remember reading about them in 2 or 3 of my Music Memoir Accounts and it's
good stuff! Only a few songs in and so far I don't feel my family is
TOO threatened. That could change in the blink of an eye.
Also listened to a Blink 182 album last night that I hadn't heard before!
Wasn't that satisfied with it! Only got THE BAD I'm supposed to get
out of Blink 182. It's good that I'm getting what I'm supposed to get
out of it but sometimes what you're supposed to get out of bands is negative
feelings and listening to this album was in that spirit. I mean it
WAS MUSIC. I wasn't confused as to what I was hearing. It
made SENSE I guess. Anyway what else is going on.
Still losing weight! Assuming my scale is correct and
not the dumb phlebotomists I'm down roughly SEVEN POUNDS in 5 or so weeks of
dieting. ROUGHLY SEVEN? We can round that up to SEVEN POINT
FIVE. SEVEN POINT FIVE is exactly 25% of THIRTY. Three more
of what I did and I've lost THIRTY POUNDS. Sure I conceptualize
things with math equations do you know a better way to conceptualize things?
THIRTY POUNDS? WHY I ONLY WANNA LOSE FORTY POUNDS. If I lose
thirty pounds I'm roughly halfway there to forty pounds! I've lost
enthusiasm for doing math equations so now I'm onto guessing. 30 times
2 is roughly 40. YEAH! Also was right around
Overweight/Obese barrier when this started. Thirty pounds less?
Right at Normal/Overweight Barrier! It all works out! THIS IS
GREAT STUFF. SO GREAT I'M THINKING, "I BETTER WRITE SIX PARAGRAPHS
THIS ACT FOR GOOD MEASURE." Nah I ain't gonna do that.
Wonderful! JOE BIDEN'S APPROVAL RATE TO REMEMBER
is down .1% from yesterday! I'm not gonna remember this approval
rate. 2 Approval Ratings from now I'll forget all about current
approval rating! Oh well what can ya do. If Biden really
wants to be FDR he'd bring back fireside chats AND do them every week.
Not on the radio, though. On TV. And instead of fireside chats he
hosts a weekly TV series where they show cult horror movies and he talks
in-between the movie and commercial breaks. I don't get the appeal of
fireside chats. Sounds dangerous! If Man has learned anything
from his time on Earth it Should Have Been STAY AWAY FROM FIRE!
It's one of the most dangerous things out there per my understanding an
experience. Also what if people don't have fire. Are they
excluded from these chats? If they don't have fireplaces are they
expected to light a match for the duration of these intermittent chats?
Also chats go back and forth. This is a fireside lecture. Also
what else is going on. If Biden wanted to do a War Of The Worlds
he could really make an impact.
Cool. Also this War of the worlds
seems pretty one sided. Per my understanding the war of the worlds is
Martians coming to Earth and wreaking havoc. That's no war.
We're not putting up a fight at all per my assumption of the plot of War Of
The Worlds. I mean we're probably trying to defend ourselves feebly.
We're certainly not going to their world and fighting. All in
all it doesn't look too good for mankind re: The War Of The Worlds and one
can only hope this story is some sort of piece of fiction and not reality.
Anyway what else is going on. Maybe I should look up War Of The
Worlds to see if my Assumption Analysis is correct &/or relevant.
Oh well what can ya do. Also don't get The Worlds involved
in this. This is a battle instigated by Martians and responded to by
Earthlings. Mars and Earth don't have a DAMN THING to do with it.
Not involved! Don't blame them They're Only Planets! Again,
per my understanding. Maybe Mars itself is alive and fighting Earth.
Maybe Earth is alive. Probably not, though. We would have
Jeez. No Spoilers but upon further research,
Earthlings do put up a fight against Martians in War Of Some Worlds
but as far as I know we never take the fight to them because we don't have
the technology. So, still, only a war of a single world. Also,
Fiction! I know there's been some confusion about this but upon
further research I can say with 95% certainty this whole thing is a work of
fiction! I wonder what kind of wire Wire was thinking about
when they chose the name Wire. Off the top of my head I
don't know could be several things. There had to be at least one,
Maybe Two, MAIN ones in their mind, though! I feel very strongly about
this! Also re: Fireside Chats CHAT seems too informal and
common and colloquial. This is important stuff FDR is talking about!
Presumably! Maybe he was just exchanging pleasantries I don't have the
details in front of me! I'll be back later.
Lemme Tell You
HEY it's later! Listened to some more #TheWiresSummerSpringtime and
I'm, "Digging," it! It's FUN music and my family is assuredly safe
based on what I've heard so far. Main thing I don't like is that
they're British. I wasn't sure what I was imagining them as.
American, I guess. Either American or Non-Country-Specific.
Either way not 100% on board with them being British but that's life I
guess. I have nothing against Britain. I don't think it's
GREAT but under most circumstances I'm okay with people or things being
British. Anyway have delicious Part II of Chocolated Chip Pancakes an
Part I of I Chicken Curry meal for today's meals. In which order will
they be? Can't say just yet! No spoilers! You'll find out
with the rest of everybody!
Cool. I think its great that I don't do laundry at all
and my Mom doesn't do it nearly often enough if she's operating under the
premise She's Gonna Do My Laundry And I have To Wait For Her To Do It To Get
Clean Clothes. Anyway, so I cycle back around to shirts I haven't worn
since 2 weeks ago without it being washed. I think spending 2
weeks on my floor or in my bathroom hamper has given it some good time to
Think About What It Did and devote itself to Being Cleaner Than It Was after
I wore it last. What am I supposed to do, keep wearing the same
shirt I wore yesterday? What if people notice! Also I do do that
sometimes! People won't notice! They're too DUMB to notice.
Sure, great, what else. Are guitar strings wires. That
would be a good meaning for The Wires Of Music.
What else is going on. Up to Steven Buscemi
season of The Sopranos of It's Not TV It's HBO. He's a fun actor I
think we can all, "Dig." Just look at him! He's up to something!
Also YES I spelled Buscemi right on my first attempt EASILY. Somewhere
along the line (wire?) I absorbed right the trick is you separate Steve's
last name into Bus and Cemi. EASY. Cemi sounds like Semi.
Which is a truck. Bus and truck. Two vehicles in consecutive
last name syllables! EASY. I have a sense memory of
making this observation in Oh I Don't Know 2014. EASY. HOW
FAR WE'VE COME. Listen to some Nicholas Drake after Wire.
It's called Mixing Things Up and I think we can all, "Dig," that. Sure
I may have listened to one or 2 of his top albums before. I don't
REMEMBER though so get off my back about it.
Jeez. Lookin' up NYC Open Mics and if
they're open. I got bored immediately after looking it up so I didn't
register exactly whom and what are open. But the point is when things
open up 80% or more, thinking about trying my hand at some COMEDY open
miccing. Got a joke from yesterday! I have a reoccurring
nightmare where I have to get up. It's not really a good enough
stand alone joke but I wanted to put it in this paragraph because it's a
more SUCCINCT and PUNCHY way of saying the joke than I did last entry.
So I've ACCOMPLISHED something is the point. Also 90% sure there's a
word, "reoccuring," and NOT a word, "recurring," which is a word everyone
says instead of, "reoccuring," EXCEPT Microsoft FrontPage recognizes,
"Recurring," as a word and NOT, "reoccuring." I thought I was a genius
with, "reoccuring." Turns out I'm an idiot! Hey when you're
99.75% Brilliance sometimes that 1/400 bites you in the ass. That's
right I know MATH.
The point is that's a nice thing I can do with my life
for the midterm future. Probably a few months away at least, though.
What can ya do! Wait. I do that all the time! I'm
the BEST at waiting. Well, in the top 60TH Percentile. The GOOD
60th. I'm better at waiting than 3/5ths of people. That's
right I know MATH. Jeez. Gonna finish up
#TheSopranosSummerSpringtime episode I'm 1/2 way through. Then do some
other stuff. I got lots of plans but No Spoilers Alert I'm gonna keep
those plans close to the vest for now. You get it. HMM.
Reoccurring is a word. HEY REOCCURRING IS A WORD TOO.
I've been spelling it, "reoccuring," mostly and that's wrong.
But reoccurring is a word AS IS recurring. Presumably
with the same meaning but I don't know I'd LTURQ but... FINE I'LL LTURQ.
RECURRING means something that happens over and over again.
REOCCURRING means something that's happened multiple times but maybe just 2
times and that's it We Don't Know For Sure. Alright another thing
I'm wrong about. Add that to the list. I'll be back in a
What The Hell
finished Wire Album! Didn't start Nick Drake yet! Got lunch
going on! Pancakes peppered with chocolated chips. What else is
going on. As far as I'm concerned the role of Tony Soprano died with
James Gandolfini. I know his son is playing Young Him in Upcoming
Major Motion Picture but I DON'T LIKE IT. Upon further introspection
I LOVE IT I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT. Something
along those lines. Takes place in mid-late 60's? Soprano is
around 40 in 2000? His kid whose playing young him is around 20?
These numbers don't add up and I know numbers! This entire film
enterprise is predicated on a lie and I don't want my fiction to be based on
Cool. What's new in the wide world of
#JoeBidenApprovalRatingsToRemember. He's up about half a point from
yesterday. NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL. I'm only 4 paragraphs
away from being Done With The Working Day! Totally decompress and
treat myself to a #TheSopranosSummerSpringtime. Unlike watching it
during The Working Day as a break. It's not a Treat it's a Break!
Now its a Treat and not a Break. AJ SOPRANO LEARNING THEM DRUMS in
this season of #TheSopranosSummerSpringtime. I've had the thought that
I'd like to get drums &/V learn drums if only there was a place in my house
that could hold them. Wait. I might just be thinking of
wanting to get ROCK BAND: The Video Game for myself. It comes with
drums but not as intensive drums. Either way sure I'd learn some
drums. Why not. Whose gonna stop me.
Anyway. I'd be playing The Drums left handed like
everyone's favorite drummer RINGO STARR. Widely agreed to be in
the top 10,000 drummers of the 20th century. GET OFF HIS BACK HE'S
DOING HIS BEST. PETE BEST. Which I'm assured is a Beatles
Thing. He was a Beatle or something. Then they got rid of him.
Better LTURQ. WHY HE WAS ONLY THE DRUMMER BEFORE RINGO STARR.
Presumably even worse than Ringo Starr. That's why they
replaced him. Man oh man that's gotta be embarrassing for Pete
Best. Also LOOK if Ringo Starr would be My Drummer it'd be a dream
come true. Someone with that level of talent is MUCH BETTER THAN
NOTHING when it comes to having drums in your music. Also lets be
honest if Ringo Starr was my drummer my music would suddenly receive A LOT
Penultimate paragraph. I bet it turns out Ringo
Starr wrote all the Beatles songs but John Lennon and Paul MacCourtney and
George Harrington somehow won all songwriting rights in some sort of
gambling game. I bet it turns out that DOESN'T happen.
VERY unlikely it happened. Especially since 2 out of 3 of those people
aren't people. Is it possible The Beatles are the 2nd best band of All
Time? I feel like that's a good consensus. No consensus on whose
#1. But Beatles at #2 I feel pretty comfortable with. And I'm
not talking my FAVORITE bands. It's the bands which I deem to be the
BEST bands. Hmm what bands did Pete Best go on to participate in.
Presumably some even though he apparently wasn't very good at the drums at
Last paragraph. Is the number one
best band Limp Bizkit? Well he/it is in the top 100,000 at the very
least. In my adulthood I assume Bizkit is a reference to phallus
(makes sense with the preface, "limp") but that never occurred to me
when I was a kid. Go figure. And The Beatles is a
reference to Jerking Off. Again-- never occurred to me as a kid!
In fact didn't occur to me until 12 seconds ago! But now I can't get
it out of my head! Anyway hey the entry is over once and for all.
And we're a solid 18 or 20 or so hours away from having to start the next
entry! I'll see you guys tomorrow.
May 2, 2021
Hi How Are You
guess. Got some decadent coffee creamer again! We're talking
THIRTY FIVE calories per Serving Size instead of TWENTY FIVE. WHAT
HAVE I GONE INSANE? Also I use roughly 2 serving sizes per coffee.
4 Serving sizes a day. How many Coffee Units do I drink a day?
E-mail your answers to NateSilver#FiveThirtyEight.com. What else
do I have going on. Listening to a 2nd The Yo La Tengoes album and I
enjoy this one, too! Liked the first one I listened to better!
Still deriving pleasure out of this one! Anyway I've had my Music EQ
set on Spoken Word for the last week or so and now I'm experimenting
with having the EQ as NORMAL. Kinda sounds normal! At
first didn't sound normal when I first started these ear phones! Now I
get the sense It's Actually Accurately Called Normal! Go figure.
Spoken Word is still better. I don't wanna miss a thing!
What else is going on. There must be some way to
do a Switch-em-up when mixing a song where spoken word would enhance the
bass guitar or something. Keep people on their toes! I've been
on my toes before! I have this sense memory of being in high school
and just standing on my toes all clandestine-like pretty much as the
standard way of standing. But in such a way no one would notice.
It's IMPORTANT because I look AN INCH taller. Hmm gotta start
bringing that strategy back into my life. When I start going out and
interacting with people, I'm Bringing Back Standing On My Toes! Now
I'm excited I can't wait.
Anyway. Got some nice meals for today.
We're talkin same meals I was talking about yesterday as potential dinners.
I had seafood PART I last night and I still have 2 Parts of Chocolated Chip
Pancakes and 1 part of seafood. This is good stuff. I
just realized never in my life have I been following a person in person or
online where they give me regular updates on the meals they're having, day
in and day out. Not even my parents and I live with them through every
meal. The point is I need a Pen Pal to discuss meals we're having and
have a support structure to encourage each other to have the best meals
possible. Both in terms of selection of meals and getting
the most out of whatever meal it is.
Jeez. I don't necessarily need feedback on meals.
I'd like to GIVE feedback, though. Provide a public service and
whatnot. And get to live vicariously through someone else's meals.
Hmm it Patriotism Calendar says Monday is, "Last Quarter."
Which must be a Moon Thing because it said First Quarter a week or
two ago. Which I took to meant First Fiscal Quarter. But now it
looks like maybe that was First Moon Quarter. Better LTURQ.
YEP I WAS WRONG. I THOUGHT it seemed strange that the First
Quarter started in late April. Turns out I'm just an idiot.
HEY they just said, "First Quarter." How the Hell am I supposed to
know what kind of quarters they were talking about! I'm placing ALL
the blame on Patriotism Calendar. Go figure.
What else is going on. In America who cares
about Moon Phases. What does that have to do with Patriotism.
Who needs it! Does MOON effect CROPS. Better LTURQ.
Looks like NOPE. That's life I guess. Also America Is Crops.
Farmers. Farmers are the real Americans and Farmers are All About
Their Crops. Wrong about Quarters. Wrong about Percentiles.
Wrong about Little Pussies. The moral of the story is it appears I
don't know what I'm talking about! The good news is I am still in the
99.75 Percentile of BRILLIANCE despite being wrong about pretty much
everything. Whew that's a relief. Do I put pancake in
oven or microwave. This is a tough one! Leaning towards oven!
Makes it like a cookie. Cookies are Crisp. Not soggy.
Microwave would make it soggy! Not overly soggy, just as soggy as a
pancake regularly is. Soggy compared to something Real Crisp.
Then again I don't know I've given myself a lot to think about. Be
Maybe I'll have a Seafood Parade for lunch. Half a parade. First
come two scallops, followed by one shrimp, followed by half a filet of sole.
Sounds like a parade to me. And it's being run by half a baked
potato. And spectated by broccoli. And waiting in the wings for
that night's parade of matzoh ball soup. That's all the ingredients
of Seafood Parade. Those aren't ingredients they're whole foods.
Ingredients are the micro foods in each whole food. I feel very
strongly about this! Thinking of having Delicious Fast Food Lunches
over the week. We're talking Tuesday Through Thursday Lunches.
Burger King most likely! Then MacDonalds. Then Whited Castle.
Probably one of those. I like it because it's Junk Food.
Junk Food tastes good to the palate! I crunched the numbers based on
past experience, etc.
Cool. Got some Orange Juice going with Coffee.
Go figure! These scallops are big! Not prepostoursly big but
bigger and more hearty than your standard scallop. Seafood Parade
gonna be going in microwave. You don't wanna Crisp Fish. Unless
it's fried. Which this isn't! I think the process of putting
it in the oven is making it fried. Yes, by setting my oven to
Broil intuitively we can assume that it Fries The Food. It does
raise the question though How Come I Don't Have A Deep Fryer. I
feel like the Deep Fryer people really dropped the ball with their marketing
efforts. If I was in charge of marketing every family in America would
feel pressure to have Deep Fryers. Just to keep up with the neighbors.
You know, that sort of thing.
Gonna take a shower before next walk! Wonderful!
Will it actually be a bath? Possible! Sorry for potentially
lying to you based on future circumstances. What else is going on.
Still haven't gotten Italian Food as a delivery since re-igniting getting
food deliveries Lo these 3 weeks ago. I can eat real pizza! It'd
be delicious presumably! I got that to look forward to maybe even this
upcoming week. We'll see how it all shakes out! Get some sort
of HERO so it lasts me 2 days. What's a good HERO. Trick
question, there's Lots Of Good Heroes. Potatoe and Egg comes to
mind for some reason. Probably seen it on The Sopranos recently.
Also if I was in charge of marketing The Sopranos would have had a Deep
Fryer and that comes into play over a 3 episode arc. Well great I
Cool! I like this act. I need
Every Other Act to have nothing redeeming about it. It keeps us all in
check and keeps us all honest and keeps us all humble. That
sort of thing! I'm just trying to put on a brave front. It
eats me up inside when the Acts Are Bad. Oh well what can ya do.
I feel like Potatoe & Egg are two non-bread things that you can make into
specialty bread. So a Potatoe and Egg Hero is just three kinds of
bread stacked upon each other. With one kind of bread doing double
duty. Assuming its not an open faced potatoe and egg hero. Which
it isn't. Not in this case, at least! Also what is a Pepper &
Egg Hero. Is it just an Egg Hero with black pepper sprinkled on the
egg. That's always what I imagined. Upon further introspection
no of course not that can't be it. I guess red peppers. Or
green peppers. Better LTURQ. YEP seems to be some sort of hearty
peppers as opposed to just fine grounded pepper. I was right!
After being wrong for most of my life! NOW whose in the 99.75%
brilliance rate estimate.
Great. I can see myself broaching the subject
of getting Subway For Lunch at some point maybe next week or the week after.
I can see my parents generally supporting me in such a decision if that's
what I have my heart set on. Getting Iced Coffee every day is another
story, though. That's maybe a month or two away from being a
possibility. What kinda nightmare did I have last night. I have
a recurring nightmare where it's the morning and its the time I wanted to
get up but I can't get up and go back to sleep and then I get up again and
STILL don't wanna get back up and then I go back to sleep. And this
nightmare happens 2 or 3 times a night! Near the end of the night!
It's already into the morning by the time I start having these nightmares!
When I would ideally be waking up according to Yesterday's Plans.
YEAH! I'll be back soon.
I Forget What I Was Saying
No we aren't. Got lunch going on. Chocolated Chip
Pancakes! Fish for dinner! Started my third Nosotros Las Tengoes
album. I like this music because I don't feel like my family is at
risk by listening to it. Anyway, I haven't fought my arch nemesis
Bathroom Mold in at least a week. Gotta get on top of that! If
not for my own health and sanitary reasons, for my own TV and TV Watching
reasons. I get TV when I'm done with that! That's the unspoken
arrangement we've settled on. Kinda spoken. Never 100% finalized
and notarized but there's an explicit correlation there, that's been made
clear! What else. I'm okay with the cookedness of the pancakes.
Put em in oven but for shorter than usual. Warm enough and right
consistency. Well done! I'm congratulating myself. I'm not
saying they were cooked well done. Yep seems to check out.
Cool! Kinda nice routine I'm in. After
walk 1 is coffee 1 with act 1. After walk 2 is coffee 2 with act 2.
After walk 3 is Lunch with act 3! I feel BUSY 2/3rds of the day
with No Real Payoff but hey you gotta spend money to make money!
That sounds like the financial premise of pyramid schemers. Is it
actually true you have to spend money to make money? My guess is
No It's A Dirty Dirty Lie. Also Pyramids are three dimensional.
I feel in general, maybe 95% of the time, the phrase you're looking for is
TRIANGLE SCHEMES. Pyramid schemes are presumably possible but
involve a much more complicated and nuanced scheme than your standard
Yeah! What else is going on. What exactly would
non-triangulaic schemes look like. A parallelogram scheme, per say.
Doesn't sound like a scheme at all. In a parallelogram everyone's
getting what they're after. Presumably. I can't even
imagine! I think it would be a real good pyramid scheme if during
Ancient Egypt one of the slaves/low paid workers who built the pyramids hid
in one catacomb of pyramid and died there and then reaped the same benefits
of PHARAOH who lives for the rest of his death in pyramid. Obviously
this is a great honor for Pharaoh and presumably gives him lots of benefits,
otherwise why would he do it... and now there's this slave or migrant worker
whose BEAT THE SYSTEM and is enjoying the same Death Benefits as Pharaoh.
Sounds like a nice pyramid scheme to me. Also Tower Heist was
originally set in Ancient Egypt and it was called Pyramid Scheme.
Sure we're al familiar with the film Tower Heist. It's one of
the top movies in recent history!
Penultimate paragraph. Pyramid built on an
ancient Indian burial ground. That sort of thing. Also how
Ancient are ancient Indian burial grounds. Let's say the one from Pet
Semetary. Are we talkin' REAL ancient? Maybe 1000 years?
Or could it be as recent as I don't know the 1700's. As far awe know
this ancient burial ground can be only 4 generations old. Your
GRANDPARENTS' PARENTS could have been mucking around in its heyday.
Also what kind of use did Ancient Indians have for introducing an Evil
Zombie element to society. Doesn't seem useful for ANYONE. Why
did they make it in the first place is the point I'm trying to make.
Well hey the entry is over again. That happens every day and it's
always wonderful most of the time. I'll see ya tomorrow!
WAIT A SECOND I need to write another paragraph.
Good thing I double checked or else I'd never have known! Well, great.
What's going on with you. Are you WELL? Going WELL ENOUGH?
Ugh. I was so excited to do something else. I was gonna put on
another #TheSopranosSummerSpringtimeToRemember episode and watch it after I
put it on. Presumably while doing something else. I don't know
WHAT yet. Looking at phone somehow. I dunno WHAT. I'm not
on The Twitter anymore! Don't read news except for a little bit.
HEY at this point I'm pretty close to being able to comfortably end the
paragraph and thus the entry. Finally my life is working out JUST A
BIT In My Favor. You know that sort of thing etc and whatnot.
Be back tomorrow.
May 1, 2021
I've got some interesting updated information re: NYC Mayoral Election:
Primary Edition. My brother is on board with MORALES first and not
Stringer or Wiley. I tend to trust my brother on these things.
He's been alive a solid 3 years and 2 months more than me and presumably he
spent all that time researching and immersing himself in New York City
Mayoral Political Election Projections. Anyway I was sarcastically for
Morales because she's #2 or #3 in my OLD Book but now I dunno what to think!
Maybe Morales is Best! We want More of Morales! Morales has
Morals! Morales, Wasn't That The Name Of Someone In OZ: The HBO
Programme! Morales, Sounds, "Like More Or Less!" These are
all potential high quality campaign promises.
Anyway what else is going on and crap. Got
myself some nice coffee going on. It tastes like coffee PLUS creamer
Why It's only Called Creme Brule. Seems indulgent. That's
what the design logo on the container seemed to suggest. DECADENT
and INDULGENT and This is what The Nobles Of Europe might have been drinking
back in their heyday. I'm sold! Listening to some Yo La
Tengo. I like it! Good background music. Like lets say I'm
living my life, walking around, thinking about walking as my main thinking
priority, but listening to music as my second or third priority-- this is
where Yo La Tengo shines based on my experience with it over 26 minutes.
Go figure. Yolo Tengo. Is that a thing.
You only live once and that's why I don't have time to
say the phrase, "You only live once." Best to abbreviate it, otherwise
that's wasting my one life. Also, thing where its like you're talking
to an Indian you only live once and he's like I DISAGREE HERE LET
ME SHOW YOU SOME RESEARCH I'VE CONDUCTED. Believing in religion or
spirituality is research. No one ever said research had to be GOOD or
with scientific or logical merit. Could just be reading a pamphlet on
Hinduism at the airport. Why is there an entire pamphlet dedicated
to the idea of, "Hinduism at the airport." What's going on at the
airport with Hinduism that makes this a hot button issue that we should be
researching. Also I don't think that's Hindu People who annoy
people at airports per my research of popular culture representations.
Better LTURQ. Just googled, "Hindus at the airport." Article
from 2015 popped up about how Hindus aren't happy with lack of access to
'Hindu Prayer Rooms' at airports. Go figure. Hare Krishna
is based in Hinduism. I was right all along. Get off my back
What else is going on. Hey I mixed up the colors
this month. White background black text. The Regular. This
is what the people are used to in real life outside of Personal Vanity
Website. Saw the benches cleared last night at Mets game for potential
fight. One can only imagine at boxing matches sometimes the benches
clear and they all play a game of baseball. What benches in boxing.
You know the replacement boxers if the one in the ring gets too tired.
Those benches. Getting Diner Dinner for Dinner tonight. Dunno
about lunch! May get Chipotle, may eat something in the house, may get
somewhere else, may not eat anything! I've narrowed it down to those
four possibilities. HMM got a good meal from Super Market Order
Why it's only Chicken Curry. That sounds about right for lunch
Yeah! I told you I was hit by HAIL yesterday.
Hail upon further research is Frozen Rain. I dunno about that.
Feel more comfortable calling Rain, "Liquid Hail." What else is
going on and crap. OH HEY gotta turn the page of Patriotism Calendar.
Lets go. Hmm the theme of May is God Shed His Grace On Thee.
Seems about right. HEY May 15th is Armed Forces Day. How
many days do Armed Forces need. This is at LEAST the third day I'm
aware of to celebrate Armed Forces. And the other one is just 2 weeks
after Armed Forces day Why It's Only Called Memorial Day. I dunno
is Memorial Day for armed forces only. I know we're supposed to be
memorializing armed forces but maybe we're just supposed to take this day to
Remember Anything And Everything Possible Which We Want To. Personal
Memorial Day! Memorize What You Want! Huh. I lost track
of whether I was Following Logic in this paragraph. I'll be
Here Comes Some Good
Hey! Looking forward to some dinner tonight. The Royal We're
thinkin' Broiled Seafood Parade. Parades are fun, seafood is
fun, broiled I don't have a problem with! Also get some Chocolated
Chip Pancakes! FOUR MEALS OVERALL. FOUR FUN MEALS. For Fun
Meals. All meals are for fun. That's what eating is.
Having some fun! Enjoying Yo La Tengo. I don't feel Threatened
like I do with some other bands. I like 'em but I just get the feeling
me and my family aren't safe. I can do without that hassle.
Anyway I wanna be a No Mask Tattletale. Saw some people having a
GRILLOUT in the park. Half of them were sans mask! Is there some
sort of citizen's arrest I can do on them? Maybe they're vaccinated?
Who cares. Still wrong! Also this is a public park. If
you're doing a grillout I hope you have enough to share with everybody!
That's the rules of having grillouts in public parks. That's my
assumption at least.
Cool! I don't like it when Dogs or Kids are
walking with their parents and then run out far ahead and the parents keep
their regular pace, sure that they'll catch up with their dogs or kids
sooner or later. And then I'm somewhat in front of the parents.
In between the parents and their dogs &/V kids. Now these dogs &/or
kids ARE MINE for all intents and purposes. I'm closer to them!
I don't WANT them but I feel added responsibility being the nearest
responsible adult is the point I'm trying to make. Oh well what can
ya do. Can't just Stop and wait for parents to catch up. Parents
are walking TOO slow. What else. I'll eat some SCALLOPS.
I feel like when I was a kid I would sometimes just get The Scallops dinner.
Delicious! Wait no I'm thinking of getting Broiled Seafood Parades
when I was a kid. That's what I'm doing all over again. Nothing
new. The point is Scallops? Delicious!
Anyway. With Morales, you get alliteration
with, "Mayor Morales." I feel like this isn't the TOP factor in
deciding who to vote for in what order, but it's A factor, I
don't think anyone is gonna argue with that. What's Morales's First
Name. I need that to know who to vote for! Otherwise I might
vote for The Other Morales by accident! DIANNE. Good
name. Real solid name. I don't have any problem with the name
Dianne as the first name for Mayor Morales. And even if I did,
there's nothing to be done about it, so I might as well just shut up and
like it. Which I do. No complaints! Already told you!
Better LURQ Morales's positions on The Issues Of The Day. SHE IS IN
FAVOR OF NEW YORK. Well she's in favor of a GOOD New York!
New York hasn't been all that good per my understanding. Her main
issue seems to be more or less A BETTER NEW YORK. Good. I
dunno seems kind of radical. I THINK she should be CLEAR that New York
has been RELATIVELY OKAY. Otherwise she's dismissing all the good
we've accomplished! Like, look at all those buildings going up to the
sky! Sounds pretty good to me! Sure we can build MORE buildings
that go even FURTHER up into the sky. Whose platform is that.
Gotta imagine one of these dozen people have MORE SKYSCRAPERS AND TALLER
ONES TOO as one of their top half dozen issues. They've got MY
What else is going on and crap. I think we
should build buildings that go 30 stories deep into the ground. It's
FUN to be underground in a building. And that's just 1, 2 stories
underground. Imagine how much fun it would be to report to work 10
stories underground. VERY much fun, that's how! Also I Envy The
Dead because they get to live underground for the rest of their lives.
Seems about right. Is it an option for when I die that I can
request to be Taxidermied and propped up somewhere nice? I feel like I
should have that right. I mean, obviously, if my kids or other family
members or friends WANT I can be set up in their living room or something.
That's the ideal situation. But lets say no one wants me! There
should be public facilities for the Taxidermied Deceased to spend time
together at the very least, if no one else wants them. I feel very
strongly about this.
Anyway. Not a lot of rice in Stuffed Cabbage
last night! There was rice mixed into the hamburgerish meat filling.
It was pretty good but I expected more rice. Also wasn't a fan of the
cabbage! Just ate the meatmix. Go figure.
Last paragraph of act II! Dunno who to have
as 2nd choice now in Mayor Race. Stringer or Wiley per my
understanding. Stringer has Sex Scandal or something from 20 years ago
per my understanding. Better LTURQ. If he is guilty I'm not on
board with him being in my top 3! If he's innocent he's in my top 3!
I don't know whether he's innocent? Isn't there some sort of way as to
figuring out whether he's guilty or innocent and for it to be done in a
timely manner? Seems like that would be a useful public service.
Hmm giving myself a lot to think about. I'll be back soon!
I See Where I'm Going With This
Hey I'm back! I got lunch going on. Meatloaf! Threw you a
curveball with that one, didn't I! The good news is what else is going
on. Amazon put a package outside our front door last night intended
for other people! Who live somewhere else! Kinda close by!
Now it's on ME to bring it to them during my next walk. My Dad called
amazon and they said we could keep it! Possible it's an anthrax
attack though so I ain't openin' nothin'. Bringing it to them because
I am a Good Citizen. Doing it 24 hours late because I am an Average
Citizen. Anyway. 2 Slices of meat loaf. Two dinner rolls
to make sandwiches. TEN OR SO KETTLED CHIPS.
Great! I was finishing the Yo La Tengo album and
there were birds chirping during my walk and I was like hmm kinda sounds
good maybe they should put this bird chirping into the track. Maybe
they did and that's what I'm hearing. Probably not, though. Most
likely this is REAL LIVE BIRDS. I dunno, though. What if
listeners of this track want to imagine It's NIGHTTIME. Its well
within their rights! Reasonable way to imagine things! Now
suddenly birds chirping are RUINING EVERYTHING! LOOK is if I could go
back in time and change things would I get 2 diet snapples instead of 12?
Yes but I CAN'T. Not as of now, at least!
Jeez. I think my Man Mounds are getting smaller.
I really do! That's possibly the worst place to gain weight as a man.
No man wants Man Mounds! I guess some do! No judgment! But
I don't! The point is I can't wait to have a nice COMPACT body.
I'll be able to fit into TIGHT SPACES like AIR DUCT VENTILATION VENTS.
And that comes in handy in a myriad of ways. I dunno looking
forward to this entry being over. Pretty close, too! All
things considered. Well I don't know about ALL things.
Certainly have considered Lots Of Things but ALL THINGS? Who am I
foolin'. No one, that's what! I wonder what the SECOND most
important &/OR good album of Yo La Tengo is. My guess?
There IS a consensus second album that I could listen to next. MAYBE
it's between 2 albums which one is next. No more, though! Three
or more Top Good Choices? I just don't see it. That's not
to say there's not more GOOD ALBUMS. I'm just saying it will be CLEAR
which album comes next for my listening pleasure. Go figure.
Anyway. For all this talk about how great
scallops are, I'll probably get four. Two scallops for each dinner I
make out of it. A big nothin'! You know what charachter I get a
kick out of in The Sopranos its Why Its Only Artie WHAT A CUT UP. He's
the comic relief! All characters are funny. They're all comic
relief. I dunno I can think of some characters that aren't funny.
Like... uh... DAMNIT THEY ARE ALL HILARIOUS. How about SIL.
What a snooze! BIG PUSSY. Not an amusing bone in his body!
For some reason the first few times I watched The Sopranos I was under the
impression somehow that there was a Little Pussy. There's a key
character named Big Pussy in The Sopranos and there's NEVER ANY mention of a
Little Pussy. But I came away from watching it somehow thinking there
was. Go figure. [EDITOR's NOTE-- Actually There Was A
Little Pussy. STILL THOUGH I stand by the gist of what I said]
Last paragraph! Roughly 1/14th of what I've
already written today. That sounds doable. Mom is gonna watch
Tenet tonight and wants me to watch too. Seems like a good movie, but
I dunno! It seems intense. I know it's directed by The
Christopher Nolan and that's intense enough for me. Gotta wonder if me
and my family are safe. By watching this movie. Who knows if
there's even ANY comic relief in Tenet. Anyway this paragraph is very
short but I feel like its long enough. I'll see you guys tomorrow.